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02:17 <Mekkis> what are the rules for firing pellets?
03:08 <Mekkis> is a scatter attack against touch?
05:05 <Hydrazine> Believe so.
05:18 <Hydrazine> 15ft cone isn't it?
05:33 <Mekkis> depends on the gun
05:53 <Mekkis> so, the big question: can you use Named Bullet on a scatter attack
07:53 <Hydrazine> I haven't read the specifics to make a definitive guess, but my first thought is that there just isn't much use. Named bullet is to do more to a specific person; the point of a scatter attack is to hit multiple targets.
10:54 <Mekkis> you can have Named Bullet work against Humans
16:35 <Hydrazine> frightening.
16:58 <Mekkis> meh
17:08 <Mekkis> humans are for the weak :)
17:52 <Hydrazine> kind of a high level spell for the trick though.
20:46 <Mekkis> yeah, but Deceased has nothing else to prepare in his divination-only 4th and 5th level slots
22:12 <Mekkis> scrying is only so good
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44:40 <Steven> well that was a good movie
51:29 <Mekkis> oh
51:34 <Mekkis> they are selling thornkeep
56:10 <Mekkis> !spell enhanced diplomacy
56:11 <diebot> Mekkis, ENHANCE WATER transmutation ([]) bard 1, cleric 1, paladin 1 1 round Range: touch 1 pint of water/level Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: Fortitude negates (object) SR:yes (object)
56:12 <diebot> This spell transforms water into an alcoholic beverage, typically ale, beer, mead, or wine. The alcohol is of middling quality but drinkable. The spell also serves to remove poisons, disease, minerals, and other toxins from the water as it transforms. The more contaminants exist in the water, the darker the ale and the more full-bodied the wine.
56:12 <diebot> The alcohol content does not change. This spell does not work on unholy water, potions, or other liquids with magical power.
56:47 <Mekkis> !spell Tap Inner Beauty
56:49 <diebot> Mekkis, TAP INNER BEAUTY divination ([]) bard 1, cleric 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, M (a tiny mirror) Duration: 1 minute/level Save:  SR:
56:50 <diebot> This spell allows you to tap into the natural beauty of your soul and let it shine from your eyes and your speech. While the spell is active, you gain a +2 insight bonus on all Charisma ability checks and Charisma-based skill checks.
57:57 <Mekkis> hmmm
58:03 <Mekkis> Wall of Stone or Wall of Force?
00:28 <Mekkis> I suppose Stone would be better
06:48 <wrothmonk> having a rank in craft alchemy allows you to buy alchemical bullets at half price correct?
07:04 <Mekkis> if you have the gunsmithing feat, iirc
21:26 <wrothmonk> what are the races allowed from the ARG again?
21:34 <Mekkis> gnome
22:58 <wrothmonk> No thanks, I want dex and wis for a gunslinger.
23:10 <wrothmonk> Tengu perhaps...
24:48 <Mekkis> don't
25:06 <Mekkis> get to 5th level first
25:07 <wrothmonk> Why not?
27:37 <Mekkis> get to 5th level first
27:38 <wrothmonk> why? Also how do I get to 5th level with ought choosing a race?
27:57 <Mekkis> simple. Play a higher-level character
29:51 <Mekkis> before you start creating new characters
30:22 <wrothmonk> oh.
30:35 <wrothmonk> I see what you mean.
31:04 <Mekkis> it's 100 hours you need to put in to a single character to make level 5, and open up 60% of the available scenarios to you
31:40 <Mekkis> once you've got someone at 5th, you can start working on a spread
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23:48 <Steven> I HAS BREAKFAST BURRITO!
41:10 <Karl> !roll 1d20+4
41:10 <dicebot> Karl, 1d20+4: [1d20=5] 9
41:25 * Lirianna gives Alahazra a dirty look, blood leaking from chest.
42:06 <Ezren> acid splash it!
42:36 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+2 ranged touch
42:37 <diebot> Ezren, ranged touch: [1d20=13] 15
42:48 <Ezren> !throw 1d3
42:50 <diebot> Ezren, 1d3: [1d3=3] 3
44:28 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+2
44:28 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
44:50 <Hydrazine> I had a breakfast cheese steak sammich.
44:56 <Alahazra> "Sorry, my vision was ... clouded."
45:19 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+1
45:20 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+1: [1d20=3] 4
45:38 <Steven> mine was Potato, Sausage, bacon, Eggs, onion, bellpepper, and cheese
45:59 <Ezren> Lir: Try !throw instead of !rol
46:27 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
46:28 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21
46:46 <Hydrazine> ...Huh. So if you rather have a stout than a lager, you've gotta use some horrid sewage water?
46:48 <Karl> !roll 1d8+3
46:49 <dicebot> Karl, 1d8+3: [1d8=6] 9
46:57 <Karl> !roll 1d20+2
46:57 <dicebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
47:06 <Karl> !roll 1d6+3
47:07 <dicebot> Karl, 1d6+3: [1d6=6] 9
48:27 <Alahazra> Steven: wake up
50:47 <Steven> that was fun
51:00 <Steven> alright invites to phone.
51:00 <Alahazra> WB
51:20 <Steven> as soon as i pop back onlin,e alahazra what would you like to do with your turn?
51:38 * Lirianna tsks. "This thing's quick..."
51:52 <Alahazra> try with the rug again
52:00 <Alahazra> should I just roll
53:11 <Alahazra> [18:45] <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21
53:11 <Alahazra> [18:46] <Karl> !roll 1d8+3
53:11 <Alahazra> [18:46] <dicebot> Karl, 1d8+3: [1d8=6] 9
53:11 <Alahazra> [18:46] <Karl> !roll 1d20+2
53:11 <Alahazra> [18:46] <dicebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
53:11 <Alahazra> [18:46] <Karl> !roll 1d6+3
53:11 <Alahazra> [18:46] <dicebot> Karl, 1d6+3: [1d6=6] 9
53:51 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+2-4
53:51 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20+2-4: [1d20=1] -1
53:56 * Alahazra falls over
54:01 <Alahazra> (but gets up)
55:13 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+3
55:13 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16
56:25 <Lirianna> !roll 1d8
56:25 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d8: [1d8=6] 6
56:32 <Lirianna> +1
57:00 <Alahazra> -1
58:00 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
58:00 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
58:09 <Karl> !throw 1d8+3
58:09 <diebot> Karl, 1d8+3: [1d8=6] 9
58:11 <Ezren> this is notably easier than the time Honey, Fork, and Spork went at it.
58:15 <Karl> !throw 1d20+2
58:16 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
58:21 <Karl> !throw 1d6+3
58:21 <diebot> Karl, 1d6+3: [1d6=2] 5
58:25 <Ezren> Karl is on a rampage!
58:48 <Alahazra> "I foresee that this one would do well with the silver dagger."
59:47 <Lirianna> "It's weak to bullets too."
00:10 <Karl> !throw 1d20+4
00:11 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17
00:21 <Lirianna> 1d20+4
00:31 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+4
00:32 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+4: [1d20=8] 12
01:02 <Alahazra> Lirianna has total 3 dex damage, Karl has 1 dex damage
01:38 * Lirianna staggers and spits contemptuously. "Little bastard..."
02:21 <Ezren> Hand of the mage; hit it with my stick from way over here because thats how wizards roll.
02:26 <Ezren> Walking over to melee shit is for suckers.
02:39 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+7; 1d6 damage
02:39 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20; damage: [1d6=6] 6
03:20 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20 cmb grapple
03:20 <dicebot> Alahazra, cmb grapple: [1d20=2] 2
03:36 <Alahazra> "My vision was...clouded....again."
03:42 * Lirianna snickers
04:12 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+2
04:12 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
04:38 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
04:38 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=20] 23
04:48 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
04:48 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
04:55 <Karl> !throw 1d8+3
04:55 <diebot> Karl, 1d8+3: [1d8=1] 4
05:06 <Karl> !throw 1d20+2
05:07 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
05:12 <Karl> !throw 1d6+3
05:13 <diebot> Karl, 1d6+3: [1d6=3] 6
06:01 * Lirianna shoots at it as it flies
06:21 <Karl> "Now that was an annoying thing"
06:45 * Alahazra shakes the box, listening
06:49 * Lirianna grumpily re-holsters her pistol, and walks over to the group, still limping.
07:08 <Ezren> "Huh. A box."
07:14 <Alahazra> "I foresee that the box is empty."
07:35 <Lirianna> "Don't be stupid. Who wants an empty box?"
07:42 <Alahazra> "Ambrus Valsin."
07:43 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+8 knowledge: Arcana, history, nature, planes
07:44 <diebot> Ezren, knowledge: Arcana, history, nature, planes: [1d20=9] 17
07:47 <Alahazra> "We should move onto the next task."
08:12 <Ezren> "Oh! Oh! I get it.. Its uh.. tip of my tongue.."
08:15 * Ezren snaps his fingers.
08:39 <Ezren> "Oh! Its a thing that.. um.. like a drug for imps.."
08:49 <Lirianna> "So... It's pointless then."
08:56 <Alahazra> 124.170.45.132
09:00 <Alahazra> if you're not on CA
09:10 * Lirianna tosses the knife to the ground. "And this proved to be utterly useless as well."
09:18 <Ezren> "Pointless? Depends, can you find a few people to look like idiots chasing it around?"
09:41 <Lirianna> "I prefer guns." 
10:11 * Ezren pulls out the list.
10:34 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+4
10:34 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24
10:36 <Ezren> "Whats next?"
10:38 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+5
10:38 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20+5: [1d20=6] 11
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> ☐   A man named Guaril Karela runs a curio shop in the Docks called 
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> the Pickled Imp. Go to him and fill his request as a favor to the 
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> Society. I believe it has something to do with a set of rare books.
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> ☐   Ollysta Zadrian requested aid and is expecting you at the Temple 
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> of the Shining Star in the Ascendant Court. She needs someone 
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> to deliver a parcel of medicine and curatives to a needy orphanage 
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> and verify the character of the recipient.
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> ☐   Visit the offices of Osirian nobleman Dremdhet Salhar in the Wise 
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> Quarter. The Pathfinder Society needs to obtain permission to 
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> delve the Salhar ancestral vaults beneath Sothis. He has made a 
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> verbal agreement, and your visit makes it official. You will receive an 
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> official charter and detailed maps. Do not embarrass the Society in 
11:38 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> this matter.
11:40 * Lirianna staggers and spits to the side. "I'm gonna find that thing and desecrate it with my bullets."
11:49 <Lirianna> She does not appear to be contributing to the conversation.
12:25 <Alahazra> "To the docks."
12:31 <Alahazra> "The Docks"
12:38 <Lirianna> "Works for me. I hope I get to shoot something."
13:20 <Ezren> Boston?
15:12 <Alahazra> "Perhaps there we will find something to cure the poison completely."
15:25 * Lirianna fingers her pistol. "What sort of.... solution do you need for this... miscreant?"
15:35 <Lirianna> "A quick one, I presume?"
15:39 <Ezren> "Not necessarily a thief. A.. suspicious person. Of the skulking variety."
16:23 <Lirianna> "I see..." She frowns. "I would like to investigate this further."
16:26 * Ezren smiles.
16:32 <Ezren> "We get the box. We bring it here. Simple."
17:11 <Lirianna> "If we encounter this... suspicious man, do you care about how he is dealt with? Or is it up to us?"
17:11 <Alahazra> "To the warehouse."
17:11 <Ezren> "Anything else we find fell off the back of the wagon."
17:43 * Lirianna nods. "Works for me. Thank you, sir."
17:50 <Ezren> "I believe that means she intends to shoot him."
18:20 <Lirianna> "You could say I'm in a bit of a bad mood."
18:23 * Lirianna glares at the impo
18:25 <Lirianna> *imp
18:26 <Alahazra> I examine it
18:30 <Karl> "It looks kind of like that thing from before."
18:33 <Lirianna> "I don't like imps."
19:02 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+1 sense motive
19:02 <dicebot> Alahazra, sense motive: [1d20=11] 12
19:12 <Alahazra> "I believe this man may be trying to kill us."
19:18 <Alahazra> "I mean, that he is telling the truth."
19:26 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+2
19:27 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21
19:28 <Alahazra> "I must remain clear."
19:36 <Ezren> "Are you sure? Which one is it? Those are rather different claims."
20:22 * Ezren looks at the jar.
20:30 * Lirianna looks disgusted. "So I'm really expected to eat this thing?"
20:35 <Ezren> "Yep. Thats an imp. If an imp caused it.. well.. maybe?"
21:10 <Lirianna> "Something like this just poisoned me, recently." She shakes her head. "I suppose I have no choice."
21:12 <Karl> "What does that taste like?"
21:20 <Lirianna> "Don't make me think about that."
21:37 <Karl> "You have picked imp often?"
21:39 <Alahazra> "How much?"
21:48 * Lirianna frowns. "Give me a minute, and I'll find you a replacement."
22:07 <Alahazra> "I'll take one."
22:14 <Ezren> I have appraise!
22:14 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20
22:15 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
22:21 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+8 appraise
22:22 <diebot> Ezren, appraise: [1d20=18] 26
23:01 <Ezren> "Ain't worth much.. definately not five gold."
23:23 <Ezren> "Two. No more."
23:37 * Ezren looks to the rest.
23:51 <Ezren> "Well?"
24:01 * Lirianna crosses her arms. "Fine."
24:05 <Alahazra> "This offer is quite tempting."
24:43 * Lirianna hands Ezren 2 gold pieces. "Here. It's my treatment, so I should pay the price."
24:55 <Ezren> "Ofcourse."
25:00 * Lirianna vverrrry tentatively takes a bite of imp.
25:17 <Alahazra> "This was expected."
25:33 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+2
25:33 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
26:02 * Lirianna grimaces but keeps eating, hoping to have enough to rid myself of the posion
26:09 <Lirianna> *herself
29:01 <Alahazra> 124.170.45.132
30:00 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+4
30:00 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+4: [1d20=5] 9
30:58 <Ezren> "Surely you do not expect the old man to lead the charge."
31:12 * Lirianna pushes past him.
31:17 <Lirianna> "Fine. I'll go."
31:22 <Ezren> "Oh, hold a moment."
31:30 * Ezren casts light on Karl's sword
31:44 * Karl raises his sword, holding it like a torch.
32:15 <Ezren> "Its like a torch, except you can still slaughter things with it."
32:25 <Ezren> "So, twice as good as a torch, really."
32:53 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
32:53 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
33:35 * Lirianna draws her pistol and points it at the open doorway.
38:19 <Steven> mekkis and wroth you guys still here?
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00:21 <GreenGuy33> Hello. :)
01:15 <Hydrazine> g'day.
03:45 <GreenGuy33> This is my first time using an IRC chat. I've been looking for an online D&D game.
05:29 <GreenGuy33> Where I live there is no real table top players anymore.
06:37 <GreenGuy33> I miss D&D so much.
07:12 <Steven> make a group! but play pfs its better than d&d
07:27 <Steven> also, have a great day, im going to go run around town and do errands
08:03 <Hydrazine> Yeah, we tend to play pathfinder here. Which is something like D&D 3.75
08:25 <GreenGuy33> id make a group if I were at all creative as a GM.  
08:28 <Hydrazine> Added to and cleaned up 3.5 some, without the sweeping changes 4E brought in.
08:39 <GreenGuy33> yeah i have the pathfinder core book i think.
09:23 <GreenGuy33> ive got too many books anymore. lol
11:54 <GreenGuy33> i'd need some help making a character with pathfinder. my eyes tend to glaze over when i try a new system at first.
13:11 <Hydrazine> Well, I should be here for a bit. Even if I'm not, if you ask questions here and leave it running long enough; chances are someone will answer.
13:31 <Hydrazine> Heres a tip about IRC: Sometimes its slow. This isn't a big deal.
14:45 <GreenGuy33> i like slow. makes it easy for me to pretend i am not a horrible typer.
14:47 <GreenGuy33> lol
14:50 <Hydrazine> Also, we tend to play pathfinder Society more so than standard pathfinder. The difference is that society play is very regulated so that you can take the same character across the world and play society there and its okay.
15:45 <GreenGuy33> ok.
16:13 <GreenGuy33> really thankfull for the help btw.
16:49 <Hydrazine> Its cool. This is something I tend to do. I like helping out the noobs.
17:26 <Hydrazine> So if you go to the address in the title here, theres a link near the top bit of text that takes you to the newbie guide.
17:58 <Hydrazine> on the newbie guide is a simple charsheet template and a link to the pathfinder society field guide.
18:20 <Hydrazine> Oh, how familiar are you with 3.5 rules?
20:43 <GreenGuy33> Its been a while since i played anything  but im sure when i look at it again it will come back
23:30 <GreenGuy33> I think the last 3.5 game I played was like in 2003.
23:35 <Hydrazine> I do recommend taking a pretty serious read through of atleast core rules and society guide.
24:31 <Hydrazine> Mostly because paying a bit of attention to those two will catch about 80% of the questions you would otherwise ask us, or not ask and just be clueless about
37:02 <GreenGuy33> theres one race i found in one of those i guess yould call them "addon" books that i just love but i know for a fact no game master is going to allow it cause it sounds hard to incorperate.
39:15 <Hydrazine> society play is also limited in starting races.
42:44 <GreenGuy33> yeah i figured as much. thats ok. 
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53:52 <Hydrazine> I do have to say though, that overall I think pathfinder made many good changes to the system.
00:51 <GreenGuy33> its sad that i can't afford the "Pathfinder Campaign Setting: Pathfinder Society Field Guide" book. that sounds like it would help a lot.
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06:18 <N2H4> Its mostly setting information I think.
07:03 <N2H4> the guide to organized play is the one you really need.
10:21 <GreenGuy33> yeah i'm reading that book right now.
46:05 <Avatar> GreenGuy33: make sure you register an account on www.pfrpg.com.au to get invites to games
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02:17 <gelith> gents
02:57 <Avatar> gel
03:13 <gelith> How goes sir?
03:36 <Avatar> would be sweeter if I didn't have to run to work right now
03:37 <gelith> boo
03:38 <Avatar> and could instead be playing some sweet sweet pfs
03:43 <gelith> lol
03:49 <GreenGuy33> registered, but its going to be a while before i can make a character. want to really get solid on the core book and stuff.
04:03 <gelith> Hey green if you want I can help out
05:28 <GreenGuy33> right now i just need to curb my impulse to make weird characters that would have a hard time joining a group..lol
05:45 <gelith> heh, are you hoping to play PFS or something else?
06:23 <GreenGuy33> anything really works but im studying PFS
07:22 <gelith> Anything your leaning towards for char?
07:35 <GreenGuy33> something stupid.
07:41 <GreenGuy33> lol
07:52 <gelith> Gnome barbar
08:08 <gelith> Half-orc bard
08:47 <N2H4> My idea of a half-orc bard involves either a drum, or an electric bass guitar.
08:58 <N2H4> ...or maybe a piano, but only if he wears a bow tie.
09:16 <GreenGuy33> like i was thinking of a Tiefling. but id be safer playing a gnjome or halfling or something.
09:22 <GreenGuy33> gnome*
10:28 <gelith> Dwarf sorc
11:09 <GreenGuy33> like a Tiefling whom has a parent that was a succubus. that was my idea.
12:17 <gelith> Tiefling Pali
12:40 <gelith> Who happens to be a clepto
13:21 <GreenGuy33> i wish i could play my favorite 3.5 half race but it wouldnt work in pathfinder i think. 
13:35 <gelith> ?
14:17 <GreenGuy33>  the race is called "Trixie" they are half pixie half gnome. 
16:11 <GreenGuy33> basicly they can shrink and fly thats their race ability
19:10 <gelith> hrm
20:57 <gelith> Not much even close. Though Aasimar I think can get fly
23:18 <GreenGuy33> yeah i didnt think i could play  it.
24:42 <GreenGuy33> i just like the idea of playing a pixie. lots of fun and funny stuff you can do as onet hat you wouldnt get away with as any other race
26:49 <GreenGuy33> like braiding the dwarf druids moustache in his sleep.
28:57 <GreenGuy33> or ride on the barbarians sword hilt  pretending its a joystick on a gnomish construct.
45:34 <GreenGuy33> sorry. im kinda weird.
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51:21 <Mort-> There really is a lack of people playing melee classes at high levels
56:17 <Hydrazine> Unsurprising really.
57:06 <Mort-> Noticing that on the sign up list on some other site
57:18 <Mort-> You have rangers. Quis.
57:34 <Mort-> Why am i betting that ranger is shooting?
57:51 <Mort-> Oh well that's for tomorrows entertainment
58:12 <Hydrazine> Because rangers often go shooty instead of stabby?
58:19 <Mort-> If we get a 2nd gm
58:23 <Mort-> I also have 8 k dosh for my wizard
58:23 <Mort-> What should i get
58:39 <Mort-> Its the cool ranger thing to do
58:54 <Wrothmonk> Wallace went stubby. He is doing rather well I think.
59:04 <Wrothmonk> stabby* 
59:41 <Hydrazine> Rangers often do. Still say its the best entry class.
00:07 <Mort-> I stab too.
00:08 <Wrothmonk> I can agree with that.
00:18 <Mort-> But i haven't played grull in 6 months
00:29 <Mort-> Gosh
00:43 <Mort-> I have 8k gp what should i spend it on
00:56 <Wrothmonk> armor and weapon pluses?
01:00 <Wrothmonk> 10 clw wands?
01:01 <Wrothmonk> :P
01:18 <Wrothmonk> brb laundry.
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01:46 <mortswishytail> Usually i avoid melee like plague
01:56 <mortswishytail> And I'm a dancing mur
03:05 <mortswishytail> Anyway hydra. Here's a question for you
03:09 <Hydrazine> Hit me.
03:22 <mortswishytail> Could you be an invulnerable rager.
03:33 <mortswishytail> Fight defensively. With stalwart on
03:49 <mortswishytail> And say hit me. I don't care :p
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07:21 <Hydrazine> Lets see. Level 5 req' just to even try it. Assume 3 ranks acrobatics. Base DR of 2, +3 from stalwart fighting defensively for a total of 5.
07:41 <Mort-> Stalwart changes your dodge ac to dr
07:58 <Hydrazine> .....Isn't that what I just said?
08:11 <Mort-> Yeah
08:19 <Hydrazine> Right.
08:24 <Mort-> Crane style would be nice but you have to monk dip
08:39 <Wrothmonk> mort are you talking cheese again?
08:41 <Wrothmonk> :P
08:53 <Hydrazine> Shes talking theoreticals, Wroth.
09:09 <Wrothmonk> Ah alright.
09:10 <Hydrazine> Which is just interesting discussion.
09:37 <Hydrazine> I guess the real question is: Is it actually worth doing?
10:02 <Mort-> Yes
10:05 <Hydrazine> It would certainly be something if you were under attack from many weak sources of damage.
10:09 <Mort-> That's the question
10:27 <Hydrazine> But notably less so against a single big damage enemy.
10:36 <Mort-> I don't think it was really worth it but beastiary seems full of monsters with multi attacks
10:42 <Hydrazine> I think in that respect its about the opposite of crane style.
10:55 <Hydrazine> How much damage do you expect from the mooks at level 5?
11:13 <Mort-> 10-20 per hit?
11:20 <Mort-> I wasn't the one getting clawed
11:26 <Mort-> I ran :d
11:34 <Hydrazine> Which makes 5 DR pretty respectable it seems.
12:14 <Hydrazine> I think part of the catch here is that stalwart is limited to 5 DR.
12:22 <Mort-> You cant take mmos and barb though
12:35 <Hydrazine> By the time you can even pull the trick off and pick up 3, you can't really go up too much from there.
12:41 <Mort-> At bab 10 there is improved stalwart
12:47 <Hydrazine> Is there?
13:00 <Wrothmonk> there is improved everything.
13:13 <Hydrazine> There used to be improved power attack.
13:13 <Wrothmonk> Have you seen how big the "I" section of feats is?
14:11 <Hydrazine> At level 11 you could get imp. stalwart, for a total of.. 15 DR.
14:46 <Hydrazine> Which is pretty impressive for DR, but I don't really know off the top of my head what appropriate enemies do then.
15:21 <Mort-> Spell you up
15:25 <Mort-> Dominate person.
15:35 <Wrothmonk> Yeah probably.
15:38 <Mort-> Wail of the banshee
15:47 <Wrothmonk> you would be great against dinosaurs… not much else.
15:49 <Wrothmonk> :P
16:01 <Mort-> No! The octopus!
16:14 <Hydrazine> Ah, improved damage reduction rage power at 8 and 10, for 17 dr.
16:14 <Mort-> Did i tell you the time we pulled an octopus out of the tank?
16:24 <Hydrazine> no?
16:25 <Mort-> It was all murky in there
16:47 <Mort-> The monk went in
16:54 <Mort-> Grappled the octopus
16:58 <Mort-> And pulled it out
17:07 <Wrothmonk> He managaed to grapple an octopus?
17:17 <Mort-> We thought there was something magical in the tank
17:47 <Mort-> And we saw the octopus who started squirting ink to muddy up the waters
18:18 <Mort-> Yes then i suggested calamari after but the group looked disgusted
21:39 <Hydrazine> Hah.
21:47 <Hydrazine> Sounds like something Hoku would do.
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29:17 <Mort-> Good rolls
29:44 <Mort-> Improved grapple but nothing else
32:14 <Mort-> Nuff reminiscing
32:26 <Mort-> Wut should mort get
33:02 <Mekkis> helm of opposite alignment
33:07 <Hydrazine> metamagic wands?
33:17 <Mekkis> a staff
33:27 <Mort-> 8k gp
33:33 <Mort-> but why opposite alignment
33:34 <Mekkis> save it
33:38 <Mekkis> get a staff
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33:48 <Mort-> Ookie. 
33:55 <Mort-> What staff
34:03 <Mekkis> what feats do you have
34:14 <Mekkis> you get a Staff of <banned school> :)
34:15 <Mort-> Don't tell me toxins because i am not ouyangfeng
34:23 <Mort-> Elemental spell
34:25 <Mort-> I'm Universalist
34:48 <Mort-> No banned schools
34:48 <Mort-> Old school Universalist from 3.5
34:51 <Mekkis> so, what feats do you have?
35:04 <Mort-> Conjuration and greater conjuration
35:10 <Mort-> Spell penetration
35:15 <Mort-> Heighten spell
36:32 <Mekkis> staff of the master
36:38 <Mekkis> it's really good
36:50 <Mort-> Ouyang feng is a famous villian from return of the condor heroes and specializes in using poison attacks in his Martial arts moves
37:04 <Mekkis> ever cast a spell that you REALLY want them to fail their saves against?
37:06 <Mort-> He has a snake staff. With live snakes on top
37:19 <Mort-> I use ill omen
37:36 <Mekkis> they have to fail their save against it, and it takes another action
38:02 <Mort-> Ill omen has no save
38:06 <Mort-> Sr only
38:11 <Mekkis> still takes another action
38:15 <Mort-> And why do you think i have a familiar?
38:33 <Mort-> Socks! Get the debuffs going!
39:28 <Mekkis> as opposed to heightening the spell in question to 16th level?
39:53 <Mort-> You cant heighten to 16 level
40:08 <Mekkis> 9th level then
40:09 <Mort-> Only 9 level of spells there are
40:54 <Mort-> Yes you can
41:16 <Mort-> No more than one feat can be applied to a spell cast by the wielder in this way.
41:40 <Mort-> Oh well. I don't use save or sucks much though
42:27 <Mekkis> staff of stealth
42:46 <Mekkis> even at its increased price, it's good
42:48 <Mort-> Probably prefer staff of the master
43:13 <Mekkis> also: staves are spell-trigger items
43:28 <Mekkis> meaning it's a UMD20 to activate them - unless you want to AMD it
44:09 <Mort-> Trying to amd
44:16 <Mort-> Socks isn't half bad these days
44:33 <Mort-> A circlet of persuasion should help
44:33 <Mekkis> what's its UMD mod?
44:46 <Mort-> 9+2
44:52 <Mekkis> hmmm
45:06 <Mort-> +3 is nice
45:15 <Mekkis> circlet of persuasion + evolved familiar is starting to get to AMD territory
45:18 <Mekkis> still a bit low
45:24 <Mort-> And don't say its
45:25 <Mort-> Her
45:29 <Mort-> Socks is a she
45:50 <Mort-> I can't do evolved familiar
45:51 <Mort-> Mort is a very old character
46:13 <Mekkis> no charisma?
46:45 <Mekkis> well, as I said, +14 is too low to pull off AMD
46:59 <Mort-> I "dumped" cha
47:31 <Mort-> Yeah
47:34 <Mort-> No cha
47:39 <Mort-> Probably
47:51 * Mort- shrugs
48:54 <Mekkis> or take something like Staff of Fire, so you don't need to worry about preparing blasting spells
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50:07 <Mort-> Staff of eidolons wth lol
50:30 <Proxy> Uh, hello there.... -slips into the awkward noob kid corner-
50:44 <Mekkis> hey Proxy 
51:22 <Mort-> Lol that's funny
51:34 <Mort-> Hi proxy.
51:58 <Mort-> I have 4 paws and a swishy tail
52:00 <Wrothmonk> Hello
52:10 <Proxy> -bows- Pleasure meeting you all.
52:28 * Mort- throws a pie at proxy
52:31 <Wrothmonk> So, ever play pathfinder society?
52:39 * Wrothmonk catches pie before it his proxy
52:46 <Mort-> You don't need to be so formal since you're now all mussed up
52:50 <Mort-> Hey!
52:54 <Wrothmonk> :P
53:04 <Mort-> Its a blueberry pie
53:12 <Wrothmonk> bluech
53:15 * Wrothmonk drops pie
53:44 <Mort-> D20pfsrd.com is your best friend
53:51 <Hydrazine> Hey look, its more new folk.
53:54 <Hydrazine> Hiya.
53:54 <Proxy> Well, I have played pathfinder for about a year or 2 now, both as a player, as well as doing some GMing. Never played Society or done an online session before.
53:54 <Proxy> I'm running a homebrew game now, which is all well and good but I miss being a player.
53:54 <Proxy> And aw, all over my fancy suit... Mean.
53:59 <Mort-> Ill be going to work soon so ill pop
54:09 <Hydrazine> We're nice. Mostly.
54:15 <Mort-> It was an effort to get you to loosen up
54:19 <Mort-> :d
54:27 * Hydrazine pops Mort. With a needle.
54:36 <Wrothmonk> Society is just pathfinder restricted a bunch to allow anyone to play anywhere with their characters.
54:51 * Mort- kabooms
54:59 <Hydrazine> Its like the difference between street fights and boxing.
55:01 <Mort-> Everyone in channel make fort save :d
55:05 <Wrothmonk> You don't have to make a new char if you switch gms.
55:13 <Wrothmonk> Hydrazine got it in a nutshell.
55:19 <Hydrazine> Its a talent.
55:28 <Mort-> Pfs is a lot easier in some ways
55:38 <Mort-> You can always get resupply
55:58 <Mort-> In home brew you may be months from the next town
56:28 <Mort-> Also you will get to adventure with different people all the time
56:32 <Wrothmonk> also you don't have to play scenarios in order.
56:34 <Mort-> May not always be a good tighmg
56:35 <Hydrazine> I turn anything into analogies like cows turn grass into stink.
56:52 <Mort-> You can't replay scenarios except for a few exceptions
57:21 <Wrothmonk> also what banned/isnt is always in flux it seems.
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57:26 * Mort- bounces
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57:32 <Mort-> Aw
57:38 <Mort-> He missed the fun
57:52 <Wrothmonk> Hello
58:13 * Mort- is an excitable mur
58:57 <Hydrazine> two new guys in one day. Madness.
58:59 <Mekkis> Mort-, you need to improve your marketing skills
59:01 * Mort- bounces up and down
59:06 <Hydrazine> At this rate, we're going to need a bouncer.
59:09 <Mort-> I don't market
59:23 <Mekkis> when you're trying to introduce someone to PFS, you don't start by listing all your problems with it
59:23 <Mort-> I'm not much of an inspiring speaker
59:37 <Mort-> I only give information
59:42 <Mort-> !
59:56 * Mort- bounces ford
59:58 <Mort-> More
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00:30 <Wrothmonk> Hello again.
00:30 <Mort-> Oh here he is again
00:31 <Proxy> Ack, sorry. My computer died on me.
00:36 <Mort-> Oh fk running late for work
00:38 <Proxy> xD Sorry.
00:39 <Wrothmonk> See, you didn't scare him off mort :P
00:44 <Hydrazine> Did you give it mouth to mouth?
01:00 <Mort-> Going out of the house without your wallet does that to you
01:03 <Mort-> Cpr
01:10 <Proxy> Pfft, you guys don't scare me!
01:19 <Wrothmonk> We should...
01:23 <Wrothmonk> jk :P
01:31 * Mort- rawrs but turns out as a mew
01:42 <Proxy> D'aww. -pets-
01:45 <Hydrazine> I get the whole CPR timing thing after I learned that the beat to 'Another one bites the dust' is perfect for chest compressions.
01:54 * Mort- purrs
01:57 <Mort-> Really?
02:00 <Proxy> So, what did I miss? I am sure you all posted super amazing advice that could change my life forever but I missed all of it
02:05 <Mort-> Man i need to check that out
02:08 <Wrothmonk> well thats a tad ironic.
02:10 <Proxy> Maybe I should close some of my 600 tabs
02:19 <Hydrazine> I asked the question for the ultimate answer, which is 42.
02:27 <Hydrazine> But you missed it.
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02:31 <Mort-> Oh hydra poked me with a needle and i exploded
02:39 <Hydrazine> Just another day, really.
02:56 <Proxy> Oh, I did have another question though. Quite an important one.
02:59 <Mort-> Then i bounced around and he said we need a bouncer
03:04 <Proxy> Here, are we doing roleplay, or rollplay?
03:20 <Wrothmonk> depends on the person.
04:04 <Proxy> Heh, I see.
04:10 <Hydrazine> Yeah, its all up to you.
04:31 <Hydrazine> My puppy missed me, Mort. Shes been really clingy since I got back.
04:43 <Proxy> I always end up being the only roleplayer in a group of wargamers xD Its like being the only female in a bar full of bawdy sailors.
04:54 <Mort-> Give her cookies!
04:57 <Hydrazine> ....They shower you in free drinks?
05:02 <Wrothmonk> xd
05:05 <Hydrazine> And lewd suggestions?
05:08 <Proxy> Wait.
05:09 <Proxy> That metaphor doesn't work.
05:09 <Proxy> Pfft, I wish xD
05:25 <Mort-> And hug pepper!
05:31 <Hydrazine> I used to be a bawdy sailor once.
05:35 <Mort-> They rp quite some
05:36 <Hydrazine> Now I'm just bawdy.
05:44 <Proxy> We all are bawdy sailors deep inside.
05:49 <Mort-> We had fun starting a tavern brawl didn't we?
05:51 <Hydrazine> I can't hug Pepper Mort, I'm on the wrong continent.
05:57 <Hydrazine> ..No, I actually was.
06:01 <Mort-> Or was it a shiny fight
06:20 <Proxy> Hah, oh how I've missed being a player....
06:33 <Proxy> You guys all seem fabulous, just saying.
06:36 <Mort-> That involved orphans and a kettle
06:36 <Hydrazine> Did people keep hatin' you instead of the game?
06:44 <Hydrazine> That was always my problem when I was a player.
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07:29 <Proxy> Aw Mort D;
07:30 <Proxy> He lives!
07:53 <Mort-> I thin it involved a barricaded door
08:06 <Mort-> And a jail stay after
08:12 <Hydrazine> Awww. Shes waiting outside my door, because she knows she isn't allowed in without my permission. My puppy is awesome.
08:29 <Proxy> But well, it's complicated. I basically was with a group of people who cared for absolutely nothing but stats, and were always pretty dickish to the GM. Lots of fudging dice rolls, cheating on character sheets...
08:37 <Mort-> Note: don't let half orcs do diplomacy
08:48 <Mort-> It always ends up in tears
08:52 <Hydrazine> Orcpie players?
09:15 <Hydrazine> An old DM of mine taught me about that.
09:22 <Proxy> When we got to the point when someone would spend the whole session arguing about what kind of gravel was on the ground, it ceased to be fun.
09:26 <Proxy> That is a true story.
09:27 <Hydrazine> Tears, and possibly a stay in the pokie.
09:49 <Proxy> And oh, orcs have beautiful diplomacy, shh. Don't lie.
10:00 <Proxy> My group right now is certainly interesting.
10:12 <Proxy> The hobgoblin is the most charismatic person in the party.
10:14 <Hydrazine> I think every tabletop gamer has a story about the time some players argued about absolute bullshit to the death of all fun.
10:29 <Proxy> Haha, oh boy, I have so many stories xD
10:31 <Hydrazine> Its a part of life when you're dealing with people who get really passionate about something.
11:07 <Mort-> The orcish lock pick is the adamantine great axe
11:10 <Proxy> One of the people quit because the GM wouldn't let him take a homebrew trait that let him increase his ability scores by +2 at every single level. xD It was ridiculous.
11:24 <Proxy> Anyways...
11:57 <Hydrazine> Hey Proxy, I had a GM one time, who ran a game so bizarre, convoluted, and absolutely hopeless for the players.
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12:15 <Proxy> Oh man, storytime!
12:23 <Proxy> -sits on lap-
12:26 <Hydrazine> So bad that we all agreed to sell all of our worldy possessions and buy plane tickets to Russia.
12:59 <Hydrazine> And he somehow missed the hint that our characters were trying their damnedest to get the hell out of Dodge. Bad stuff followed us.
13:09 <Hydrazine> So the whole party went for a shotgun facelift. It was that bad.
13:16 <Proxy> Oh wow...
13:20 <Proxy> Railroad campaign?
14:28 <Hydrazine> So some more background. I was the guy who invited this fellow into our regular gaming table.
15:06 <Hydrazine> When he first started in, he was looking at it from a video gamer's perspective; all numbers and tactics and giving 0 shits.
15:18 <Hydrazine> He named I think the first 6 or so characters Bob.
15:49 <Wrothmonk> really?
15:54 <Proxy> Oh... Oh wow.
15:56 <Hydrazine> Eventually we got on him about it and he started to shape up. This was shortly after he had a character lynched by the party, for being loudly evil in an otherwise good party.
16:06 <Wrothmonk> Wow. I'm a bit bad at roleplaying but not that bad...
16:36 <Proxy> And pfft xD I wish I could have done that sometime.
16:48 <Hydrazine> After it happened we sat around and talked about it. We pointed out that there were hints, threats.. We made it known his behavior wasn't acceptable. And he didn't pick up. So we shanked him in his sleep.
17:13 <Mekkis> coup de grace. The greate equalizer
17:13 <Proxy> Pfft xD That's great.
17:18 <Hydrazine> But yeah, after a while he started to really get it. To think of his characters as people and not just a collection of bonuses.
17:39 <Hydrazine> So this was his first attempt at DMing. He said he had something in mind for us.
17:54 <Hydrazine> We were playing Hunter at the time.
17:55 <Proxy> And shh, I really don't think there's really such thing as a "terrible" roleplayer. I mean, I'll give you at least some credit if you try, and are willing to improve. That alone counts for something.
18:23 <Mekkis> a "terrible roleplayer" is someone who refuses to roleplay 
18:43 <Wrothmonk> alright so I'm slightly bad.
19:08 <Hydrazine> I don't remember the specific details of the story, but the overall problem of it was that tha party as a whole had no idea what we were supposed to do about the problem.
19:12 <Proxy> Took the words out of my mouth, Mekkis.
19:46 <Proxy> And hm... I wonder if I do that sometimes. I tend to run campaigns that are very, uh... Improvised. I wonder if that makes me a good GM, or the worst one ever.
20:08 <Mekkis> yes
20:12 <Hydrazine> None of our attempts at solution seemed to be effective, and it was a horror story sort of campaign. We felt hopeless and confused with it. Both in the story and around the table.
20:51 <Hydrazine> And when it got so bad that we FLED THE COUNTRY and were still in the same shit... yeah, we were done.
21:08 <Hydrazine> It depends on how it works for you, I think.
21:29 <Proxy> Yeah, I agree. Different people enjoy different things...
21:47 <Proxy> And yeah, it sucks when things fall apart.
22:08 <Hydrazine> I've had great DMs that meticulously plan every single path they think the party might take, even the things they really don't think is going to happen.
22:15 <Mekkis> I'm not good at that sort of improv
22:27 <Hydrazine> And others who can just improv an entire scenario and its fantastic.
22:54 <Proxy> Pfft, I dunno about that xD I kind of just tend do improvise that, and build campaigns around the player's actions
23:42 <Proxy> For example, I usually wont start out with a clear villain. They usually end up making them themselves... But I also like to build story elements around their various backstories and such, so that it feels like their actions affect the story, and there are real consequences for them.
24:24 <Proxy> You want to burn down the peasant villages' church? Okay, but have fun paying them back their debt to build a new one or have fun being hunted down by angry paladins and inquisitors.
26:12 <Proxy> But yeah, the last campaign I played in also fell apart. I put up with a lot from my GM, but when he decided to retcon an entire session, and decide it all took place in my character's head, and then killed the rest of the party offscreen, that's when I had enough.
29:30 <Wrothmonk> you gm did that!?!?!
29:48 <Wrothmonk> Wow… 
30:06 <Proxy> Yep :/ He said he didn't like how the last session turned out, so he had the whole party step on a mine and die.
30:43 <Wrothmonk> that is bull...
33:18 <Proxy> For some reason though, he didn't do that to my character. So instead he decided he wanted to try and steal him and sell him to a game company to use without my permission. (He did not succeed) But anyways, now here I am. 
33:53 <Wrothmonk> ...
34:10 <Wrothmonk> dude I'm surprised your entire game party didn't leave together and choose a new gm.
35:15 <Proxy> Well, the problem with that is, I do have another GM, who is really good. But he's been GMing for about 4 years straight, and hasn't gotten to be a player in years. Us 3 are the only ones who know how to in our gaming group. My location's a bit hard to find RL roleplays in. :/
35:45 <Wrothmonk> Ah I see.
37:08 <Proxy> Although, we kind of did, in a way, heh. xD A few of the people who bothered staying after that got together and decided to take over and continue the campaign online, co-GMing. We also decided that his mary sue character, the party leader died and left him behind and out of the game. Yay, petty revenge.
37:34 <Proxy> And aw, gotta eat dinner now. I'll be back in a few minutes, so you all can go talk behind my back or something.
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54:59 <Proxy> Hello again.
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56:44 <Proxy> So now that I'm done spamming you all with stories, I did have a few more questions, if anyone's willing.
00:01 <Hydrazine> Go for it.
01:18 <Proxy> Okay, my other question is, how are things for homebrew/original content? Are we going strictly by-the-book (which is fine, if we need to) or are we allowed to invent some traits and such>
01:53 <Proxy> Also, how do parties meet/gather in-game? I heard that they are generally short sessions or missions, but is it like a "you all meet in a tavern" situation, or can we get more creative?
02:37 <Mekkis> it is strictly by-the-book
02:54 <Proxy> Ah, understandable, I suppose.
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05:35 <Wrothmonk> hello
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05:46 <Wrothmonk> or not
05:55 <Proxy> No, shes coming xD
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06:03 <Proxy> Girlfriend :3
06:06 <Wrothmonk> Ah
06:08 <Wrothmonk> cool.
06:22 <Proxy> Fisssh -outreaches arms- I'm trying to see if I can get some more people in on this. Sounds really cool.
06:41 <Fish> You didn't tell me this was an instant chat D:
06:51 <Proxy> Sorry? xD
07:10 <Proxy> Just pretend its Skype. Now get out here. No need to be shy.
07:21 <Hydrazine> G'day.
07:38 <Fish> Um...hey.
07:55 <Proxy> Welcome to the party.
08:05 <Proxy> Er... Chat party. Not the adventuring sort.
08:28 <Fish> I understand
09:23 <Proxy> So anyways, I'm attempting to build my first character on the pathfinder society character page..
09:45 <Wrothmonk> the website?
10:02 <Wrothmonk> or paizo?
10:49 <Proxy> Pazio, for now. Thats where the link think told me. Hope I'm not doing this wrong...
11:12 <Wrothmonk> Theres a full character sheet on http://pfrpg.com.au/
11:23 <Wrothmonk> paizo just has faction, stats, and name.
12:13 <Proxy> Oh wow, thanks so much
12:16 <Wrothmonk> sign up for the website and then go to upload sheet.
12:37 <Proxy> That brings me to my next question, actually.
12:51 <Wrothmonk> once you do that click on the name and you got the sheet.
12:57 <Proxy> How do we deal with ability scores? Roll? Point buy? I assume it has to be verified in some way...
13:07 <Wrothmonk> pint buy
13:14 <Wrothmonk> you downloaded the guide to pas right?
13:16 <Wrothmonk> pfs*
13:23 <Proxy> Yep :3
13:38 <Proxy> Hey, I'll buy you a pint. Haha. Bad jokes.
14:20 <Proxy> Thanks a bunch though.
14:32 <Wrothmonk> The first part kinda walks you through character creation.
14:32 <Proxy> Think I'll mess around with my pathfinder chronicler.
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16:01 <Wrothmonk> Basically just read the guide and you should be good. If you have any questions ask away in irc, we will probably pounce, even to correct each other.
16:31 <Proxy> Hah, that's good. I think that's mostly all my questions... For now. Until ignorance springs on me once again.
16:35 <Hydrazine> I'll just jump to prove Wroth wrong.
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16:49 <Wrothmonk> :P
16:53 <Proxy> Aha, actually one more. Is this over a webcam, or strictly chat thing? I'm curious.
17:01 <Proxy> I don't know if you people want to see my ugly mug...
17:02 <Wrothmonk> its over Skype, not webcam
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17:09 <Wrothmonk> so voice chat. 
17:24 <Proxy> Oh, okay. I have a skype, so that's one thing solved.
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17:38 <Wrothmonk> we also have Devca (under downloads on the website) which is what we use for maps.
17:39 <Hydrazine> Yeah, we don't cam stuff, because none of us want to see eachother. Especially not Balligatar.
17:47 <Wrothmonk> XD
17:56 <Proxy> Pfft xD
18:23 <Proxy> That's good, then. If you see me, you must all make will saves not to vomit.
18:33 <Wrothmonk> that would be fort not will
18:36 <Fish> But your face is beautiful.
18:37 <Wrothmonk> unless your using hexes.
18:43 <Proxy> Yep :3
18:59 <Proxy> I just realized that xD
19:08 <Hydrazine> Mort has played some piano solos for us during break before.
19:34 <Wrothmonk> I have blasted synthetic air horn to wake people up.
19:40 <Wrothmonk> :P
19:41 <Proxy> That's pretty amazing. Unfortunately, I have no real talents other than getting so in character I make a fool of myself...
19:56 <Proxy> And then I feel silly and cry.
19:57 <Wrothmonk> We all do that at some point.
20:17 <Hydrazine> Yeah, I think my biggest advice, is read through the core rulebook and society guide pretty heavily before you start making a character.
20:40 <Hydrazine> Because that will cut out like 80% of the obvious questions.
20:47 <Proxy> Is this strictly core then? Or are we allowed gunslingers, witches, and all that fun stufff?
20:48 <Wrothmonk> ^this
20:53 <Fish> -Tapes mouth shut-
20:54 <Wrothmonk> not strictly core
21:02 <Proxy> I've got rulebooks a plenty, paging through society now.
21:02 <Hydrazine> And the other 20% is within my tolerance for how many obvious questions I can answer before I start to get impatient.
21:25 <Fish> I'm sometimes one to ask obvious questions, so I'll try not to for this.
21:33 <Wrothmonk> look here: http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/about/additionalResources for what is and isn't legal.
21:36 <Hydrazine> Theres a society additional resources guide, that dictates exactly what is and isn't legal.
21:45 <Wrothmonk> which I just linked :P
21:55 <Proxy> I'm sorry I suck. Feel free to just punch me in the gut as many times as you please.
21:59 <Hydrazine> Fish: Its okay, until it gets to the point where it feels like I'm just reading the whole book to you.
22:23 <Wrothmonk> see this is what happens when new guys/girls come in, we pounce and start triping over each other :P
22:36 <Proxy> I love you all, okay?
22:40 <Fish> ...I'm sorry...
23:02 <Hydrazine> Sorry for? You haven't done anything wrong.
23:36 <Proxy> I'm the one asking all the obvious questions, not you xD
23:57 <Fish> Just you wait xD.  I still feel awkward and nervous.
23:58 <Hydrazine> I'm just trying to help out. Getting familiar with the base game rules in detail, and with the Society specific rules, goes a long way.
24:50 <Proxy> Yeah, I think I have most of the base stuff down, just gotta memorize the new changes.
25:03 <Fish> I kind of have a feel for it, but I'm still afraid about messing up.
25:41 <Proxy> And great, Winzip  expired again. Lovely.
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26:05 <Fish> Doesn't it never go away, though?
26:18 <Fish> Think that's winrar, though.
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26:28 <Wrothmonk> Just so you know, you can re-build a character that hasn't played a game at 2nd level as much as you want.
26:48 <Hydrazine> re-build being a very wide term in this context
27:03 <Hydrazine> Infact I'm still sitting on a level 1 character because I haven't decided how or if to rebuild.
27:30 * Hydrazine stands up, makes sure Nearis is still there, sits back down.
27:40 <Proxy> Hm... What do you guys like to play as? I'm curious to see how I'll fit in.
27:59 <Proxy> I tend to be pretty versatile in these things, I have several characters I could convert here.
28:20 <Fish> I'll wait to see what everyone else does before I make someone.
28:39 <Wrothmonk> well I like melee, I have a melee sorcerer (attempting to get a free rebuild to a magus on him) a two weapon fighting ranger, and a summoner.
28:48 <Wrothmonk> thats going to be hard to do Fish.
29:05 <Wrothmonk> Theres quite a few people here, theres over 600 characters.
29:09 <Fish> I mostly make people to fill roles that aren't being used.
29:12 <Fish> Ah...
29:15 <Hydrazine> Well, thats kind of the thing about society play. Its more episodic than continual. So most of us experienced types have a handful of characters and we pick based on party, level, whims, phase of the moon, etc..
29:17 <Wrothmonk> now not everybody is active at once.
29:34 <Proxy> Pfft, that'd be something to see...
29:51 <Wrothmonk> we do it on a weekly basis :P
29:53 <Fish> Yay, I can make the most obscure race, most beautiful and unique snowflake ever.
30:01 <Proxy> "Hey cleric, can you heal the party?" 60 clerics: Sure! :D
30:09 <Wrothmonk> Yeah pretty much.
30:21 <Fish> Cleric chain?
30:31 <Wrothmonk> except its more like 200 people if you include UMD or people with CLW in their spell list
30:36 <Proxy> I will run that Allchemist campaign sometime, I promise.
30:44 <Hydrazine> I've got.. a monk at 3, witch at 2, rogue at 1, barbarian 2 (retired) and a deceased fighter.
31:00 <Proxy> I'll make one of every squishy class. There.
31:26 <Wrothmonk> :P
31:42 <Proxy> I like being squishy.
31:49 <Wrothmonk> just stay out of melee then.
31:58 <Fish> An orc oracle.
32:05 <Fish> I remember I was going to make one.
32:13 <Wrothmonk> well that would be fun.
32:13 <Proxy> *Orcicle.
32:15 <Wrothmonk> :P
32:31 <Proxy>  I'm sorry. My player group forces the puns on me.
32:41 <Wrothmonk> oh were used to it.
32:57 <Hydrazine> I think I want to make an oracle and/or a paladin.
32:57 <Wrothmonk> we're 
33:00 <Proxy> Good. xD Consider that one a warning
33:10 <Proxy> Oracles are really fun.
33:21 <Proxy> I enjoyed my blackblooded oracle who specialized in positive healing. Ehehhe.
34:00 <Proxy> If my hand slipped when casting a cure spell, it hurt me xP
35:20 <Wrothmonk> well just be careful. Characters built to be funny tend to die a little.
35:45 <Wrothmonk> but some work really well.
35:56 <Wrothmonk> Like this one monk who would grapple then trip.
36:12 <Wrothmonk> then curb stomp the monster's head in :P
36:22 <Proxy> He actually worked surprisingly well. He was built for character reasons.
37:42 <Proxy> But now, I'm pretty in the mood for being a bard.
37:43 <Hydrazine> grapple and trip? ki throw and stomp?
39:39 <Proxy> Ah, but monks are fun too.... ahigehgirgn curse my indesisiveness
40:47 <Wrothmonk> You know everyone when I first started kept asking me if I played a monk :P
41:03 <Wrothmonk> Which I never have in any game.
41:08 <Proxy> Really? xD
41:14 <Proxy> My first was a gunslinger...
41:41 <Hydrazine> I love the monk. I just want it to work.
42:40 <Proxy> Heh, monks are just plain fun, in my opinion.
42:46 <Wrothmonk> Yeah I think it had something to do with my name...
43:00 <Proxy> Ohh xD  I just figured that out. I am not very smart.
43:53 <Proxy> Still reading up on the rules...
43:57 <Proxy> "elephants are never legal for play"
44:02 <Proxy> I dont know why this cracks me up so much.
44:10 <Wrothmonk> I don't know either
44:15 <Wrothmonk> its cracking me up too :P
45:44 <Proxy> The idea of it just kind of amuses me... Lets see what else there is.
50:10 * Tashes grapples Hydrazine's 'monk'
50:24 <Hydrazine> Is that what they call it these days?
50:38 <Tashes> :3
51:12 <Proxy> Oh myyy
52:25 <Hydrazine> How very George Takei of you.
53:50 <Proxy> Well of course.
54:15 <Hydrazine> Ever since learning that druids can have sharks..
54:37 <Hydrazine> I always wanted to make one with a shark, and never ended up in a campaign where it seemed to be a good idea.
56:23 <Proxy> Pirate campaign?
56:30 <Proxy> There seem to be a lot of rules and classes made for those...
56:36 <Proxy> *archetpes
57:05 <Proxy> *archetypes, curse my y key. 
04:39 <Proxy> Hm... Okay I've been reading up on this, but some of the wording still confuses me a little. Can people of different factions still work together in a party?
05:21 <Kzar> as far as I understood it, yes
09:08 <Proxy> Alright, that's good, haha.
09:09 <Wrothmonk> Now its generally frowned upon revealing your faction but you can do so if you want.
10:01 <Wrothmonk> Normally you just try and come up with a reason to have somebody help you with a faction mission with ought then knowing it. I tend to just help regardless if I can.
10:20 <Wrothmonk> them*
10:21 <Hydrazine> Not only can you, you have to. Thats part of the game.
10:28 <Wrothmonk> hrm kinda
10:37 <Kzar> I really need to get around to finishing a character
10:38 <Wrothmonk> unless you have three people in the same faction playing one game together :P
10:41 <Hydrazine> Gotta work together; regardless of faction
10:54 <Kzar> But rl has been very busy, hard to find time to sit down and get going
10:57 <Wrothmonk> Yeah pretty much.
11:41 <Proxy> Well truthfully, with this particular character, I really don't think he'd be too much of a zealot for his cause, haha... He's basically just wants to be a decent person. As long as you don't hurt innocent people, he'd be cool with you.No factions for that, I suppose.
11:58 <Wrothmonk> Andoran.
12:14 <Proxy> That works, haha xD Thanks.
12:28 <Proxy> I was having trouble finding a "lets not be a dick to people faction".
12:37 <Wrothmonk> thats a rule actually.
12:49 <Proxy> Really? What is?
12:50 <Wrothmonk> one of the rules for PFS is "don't be a dick"
13:01 <Proxy> Oh yeah, I saw that.
13:03 <Kzar> I think there is one to work together too
13:24 <Proxy> Its someting like "you are a Pathfinder above your faction"
14:31 <Proxy> So you're still supposed to work with other people, even if their faction conflicts with yours, you're not supposed to attack other players. Otherwise bad things happen.
15:12 <Wrothmonk> Yeah pvp gets you killed since thats considered evil.
15:25 <Wrothmonk> or at least kicked out of the society
15:46 <Proxy> It's understandable, I think. I need something like that for my players, they're constantly trying to kill each other. >.>
15:49 <Wrothmonk> which is killing your character since the games revolve around you being in the society.
16:34 <Wrothmonk> You could use pfs rules or a mix of them and something else as a home-brew.
17:11 <Wrothmonk> you won't have the character persistence of pfs but thats home-brew for you :/
17:19 <Proxy> Well... There is an adventurer's guild, actually. Which is kind of funny, since I made this campaign before I found Society.
17:31 <Wrothmonk> That could work.
18:12 <Hydrazine> I think silver crusade might also be a good candidate for the 'good guy' faction.
18:21 <Proxy> Silver Crusade?
19:23 <Hydrazine> Yar. They beat the Bronze Crusade in the 100m dash. Obviously.
19:37 <Wrothmonk> XD
19:41 <Hydrazine> But lost to the Gold Crusade because they hired Jamaicans.
19:44 <Proxy> I'm confused... :(
19:50 <Wrothmonk> hydra is being silly.
19:59 <Wrothmonk> its a pas faction.
20:01 <Wrothmonk> pfs*
20:35 <Proxy> Oh, I thought there were only those 5 they described in the rulebook... Did I miss something?
20:50 <Hydrazine> They added more later. Which book are you talking about?
21:02 <Wrothmonk> there should be 10
21:07 <Wrothmonk> its in the pas guide
21:09 <Wrothmonk> pfs*
21:14 * Wrothmonk start strangling autocorrect
21:45 <Proxy> Oh, really? I might have the wrong version....
21:57 <Wrothmonk> yeah thats really odd...
22:04 <Proxy> I feel stupid now xD
22:06 <Hydrazine> the guide to organized play is a free download from the Paizo site.
22:17 <Hydrazine> and it'll give you the right edition
22:36 <Hydrazine> Which is useful, since it has some pretty big changes sometimes.
22:40 <Proxy> Alright, thanks. I must have found an older link. I'll go grab it now.
22:57 <Proxy> Hopefully  I can find at least a somewhat more neutral faction xD
22:58 <Wrothmonk> maybe he got the getting started guide or something.
23:14 <Proxy> http://files.meetup.com/1277267/Pathfinder%20Creation%20Guide.pdf
23:14 <Proxy> This one
23:23 <Wrothmonk> No
23:37 <Proxy> I mean thats the one i used that was wrong  xD
23:51 <Wrothmonk> yes that is wrong.
23:56 <Wrothmonk> :p
24:23 <Proxy> -hangs head- I'm sorry. I will accept punishment for my transgressions.
24:32 <Wrothmonk> nah its K
24:37 <Wrothmonk> my dad had the same problem :P
24:45 <Proxy> NO PUNISH ME
24:49 <Proxy> I DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED
24:55 * Wrothmonk gives Proxy a sock
25:08 <Proxy> -whips self with it-
25:12 <Wrothmonk> ...
25:16 <Wrothmonk> Well that didn't work.
25:18 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/products/btpy84k4?Guide-to-Pathfinder-Society-Organized-Play
25:23 <Mekkis> use that one
25:39 <Wrothmonk> Did you get the reference at least?
25:41 <Wrothmonk> :P
25:41 <Proxy> Thanks, I actually have it. Just reinstalling winzip because for some reason I dont have winrar
26:01 <Proxy> Um. Maybe?
26:13 <Wrothmonk> harry potter.
26:24 <Proxy> Oh man, I feel dumb now xD
26:32 <Proxy> How could I forget that?
26:37 <Wrothmonk> XD
26:40 <Proxy> So I'm Dobby now, apparently.
26:57 <Mekkis> umm... use 7zip
27:19 <Mekkis> it's free, doesn't pester you, and does everything winzip does
27:47 <Proxy> that would be an intelligent thing to do. I shall.
28:05 <Proxy> See the thing is, I am actually not very smart.
28:07 <Proxy> As you can tell.
29:02 <Hydrazine> Well, you demonstrate an ability to type in something that wouldn't cause a high school English teacher to beat his head against a wall.
29:14 <Hydrazine> That puts you ahead of like 80% of the internet right there.
29:24 <Wrothmonk> ^This.
29:44 <Proxy> Well, that does help a bit. xD Thanks.
30:01 <Kzar> If you can form a coherent sentence, know you are better than the internet majority. :P
30:49 <Proxy> I don't really see how you can roleplay and not be semi-literate though xD
31:19 <Proxy> "kx guyz i cast healz on d barrbarian,"
31:20 <Hydrazine> Heh. Funny story that.
31:20 <Proxy> ...Ouch, that hurt to type.
31:36 <Proxy> Storytime? -climbs back on lap-
31:52 <Hydrazine> So when I was new to the interwebs back around.. '99..
32:11 <Hydrazine> I typed like a moron. With numbers and stuff, cause thats how the cool kids rocked it.
32:38 <Proxy> Haha, didn't we all?
32:56 <Hydrazine> Then I started getting into some online roleplay stuff with a bunch of adults. And they glared at me so hard I could feel it through the screen.
33:19 <Hydrazine> And thanks to them, I learned how to do this neat thing called punctuation, and even a little bit of grammar.
33:40 <Hydrazine> ...Heres to you, anonymous internet adult roleplayers from the 90s.
33:45 * Hydrazine raises glass.
33:51 <Proxy> Well, that's one way to learn, I suppose. Punctuation is important. Example will be posted in a minute.
33:59 <Proxy> -toasts with glass of tea-
34:13 <Wrothmonk> I can see storytelling with hydrazine is going to be a common thing now :P
34:24 <Proxy> I... I love storytime. ;-;
34:25 <Hydrazine> Because I'm loaded with stories?
35:14 <Steven> wroth...
35:18 <Proxy> I need all your stories....
35:19 <Steven> dont buy a gun.
35:28 <Steven> or invest feats in buying a gun.
35:39 <Hydrazine> Unless you're in AMERICA?
36:03 <Hydrazine> Cause we're all about guns. Thats what the Aussies seem to think anyway.
36:09 <Proxy> MURICA
36:20 <Hydrazine> I had so many discussions to clarify that not every American has an armory..
36:29 <Proxy> Well, I have a sword cane... Does that count?
36:30 <Wrothmonk> Why?
36:30 <Wrothmonk> guns and fried butter on a stick!
36:40 <Wrothmonk> My dad used to own a bunch of chainmail.
36:50 <Proxy> That's awesome xD
36:54 <Hydrazine> I figured out how to make chainmail once.
36:57 <Hydrazine> ...We were really bored.
37:03 <Wrothmonk> XD
37:27 <Hydrazine> Its in the list of "Things people do on a submarine to kill time"
37:29 <Proxy> I wish I lived that life....
37:41 <Proxy> Sounds fun xD
37:42 <Hydrazine> No. You don't.
37:54 <Proxy> Well, the chainmail, anyways...
38:02 <Proxy> Didnt catch the last part.
38:09 <Hydrazine> Submarines possess a very special kind of nuclear reactor, Proxy.
38:11 <Wrothmonk> theres a couple swords/daggers lying around here as well. My mom collects dragon stuff and she couldn't resist the dragon hilts :P
38:22 <Mekkis> the difference between "I work for a company that knows its shit" and "I work for a company that knows it's shit"
38:34 <Proxy> I'm a tad claustrophobic, so I'm pretty sure I would go mad.
38:35 <Hydrazine> They say it runs on fission, but I know the truth. It runs on joy. It runs on the happiness of the engine room crew.
39:04 <Mekkis> I own a laser.
39:18 <Wrothmonk> I'm currently building a laser.
39:22 <Hydrazine> Only when the Engineroom is truly miserable does the plant run at full power.
39:41 <Hydrazine> You know, the idea of light sabers is silly in hindsight. Why not just make it really long and shoot people with it?
40:05 <Mekkis> because it doesn't look cool
40:15 <Proxy> Pfft xD I always wondered why they would make a specific length. Like what if it was infinite? you could just skewer everything.
40:16 <Wrothmonk> The lightsabers were used to deflect those things.
40:23 <Hydrazine> Because you can't get the whole samurai based culture? Agreed.
40:52 <Wrothmonk> thats how real lasers kinda work. Except the light gets so spread out it isn't effective in burning anything anymore.
41:07 <Proxy> Oh yeah, that's true...
41:08 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, then your lasers aren't powerful enough
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42:04 <Hydrazine> But if you can make a laser that can chop through anything within 3 feet, it seems reasonable to convert this into a laser that can chop through a few inches of anything at 50 feet.
42:35 <Proxy> What I would think would be best, would be if like you could expand and retract it or something
42:46 <Proxy> So you can make a light-polearm or a light-dagger at will
42:52 <Mekkis> rod of lordly might
42:56 <Wrothmonk> http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6704463/troopers-laser-sword
42:59 <Hydrazine> Then I'd use it like a spear.
43:15 <Proxy> Light-nunchucks
43:21 <Mekkis> light-whip
43:30 <Mekkis> didn't they exist in the expanded universe?
43:34 <Wrothmonk> all in that video.
43:37 <Wrothmonk> :P
43:40 <Proxy> Possibilities are endless...
44:19 <Proxy> -attempts to lure out Fish with cake-
44:30 <Hydrazine> ha! Seafoam!
44:38 <Fish> ...
45:06 <Proxy> Don't be shy :3
45:27 <Hydrazine> What kind of Fish is Fish?
45:30 <Fish> I uh...yeah.  Just ruining the flow of conversation.  Don't mind me.
45:32 <Fish> Every fish.
45:42 <Hydrazine> At the same time, or sequentially?
45:51 <Proxy> I thought you were a reverse mermaid
45:55 <Fish> Maybe I shouldn't have made my name on here a proper verb...every time we write fish it's going to be green...
46:05 <Fish> I'm just a fish.
46:07 <Proxy> So long, and thanks for all the Fish.
46:15 <Fish> There's only one.
46:23 <Hydrazine> A fish or the fish? All the fish? Omnifish?
46:25 <Steven> hey cool mekkis is here... mekkis dont buy a gun or get the feats.
46:37 <Fish> Just the fish.
46:41 <Mekkis> what?
46:54 <Mekkis> but I got the licence and everything!
48:22 <Mekkis> that's BS. You and your goddamn second amendment!
48:32 <Proxy> Hey, pathfinder society guide, you know what would be nice? Telling me the rules for prestige classes. Thanks.
48:42 <Mekkis> they're in there
48:59 <Hydrazine> Why no guns, Steven?
48:59 <Fish> Use ctrl-F with your eyes.
49:39 <Hydrazine> Oh oh. I swear this comes up about every other scenario.
49:56 <Proxy> Oh Fish, guess what? They have a kind of ancient Egypt-style faction thing. It's pretty nifty.
50:04 <Hydrazine> Warning: this example isn't, but much of the rest of this site is NSFW.     http://oglaf.com/trapmaster/
50:40 <Fish> Really? :D
50:59 <Fish> (Response to Proxy's post)
51:03 <Proxy> Yep :3 Lemme see if I can pull up the guide for you
51:10 <Fish> (Not Hyndrazine's)
51:30 <Hydrazine> (Fine! Be like that!)
51:33 <Proxy> Pfft xD
51:46 <Fish> (NSFW makes me happy too, don't worry)
52:25 <Ulzef> hello all
52:39 <Proxy> -waves- Hello, hello.
52:41 <Fish> *Waves*
52:58 <Ulzef> cool people whom i have not met
53:12 <Hydrazine> Hey its Ulzef.
53:21 <Fish> Are you sure?
53:34 <Proxy> A noob of just today, in fact.
53:38 <Ulzef> unless you are going by a diff name
53:49 <Hydrazine> Nope, these are genuine authentic noobs.
53:54 <Ulzef> well hi proxy hope you enjoy it here
54:08 <Fish> Hydrazine, those comics you posted are my new favorite thing.
54:10 <Ulzef> and fish 2 in that case
54:11 * Hydrazine stamps the noobs USDA inspected.
54:26 <Hydrazine> Thats common, Fish. Glad you like it.
55:02 <Hydrazine> Had a friend complain of boredom recently. Stuck him on oglaf. couple hours later he was still going. Mission accomplished.
55:28 <Fish> Oh boy...it's going to be like the time I discovered Reddit...
55:31 <Hydrazine> Fish: What version is your society field guide?
55:31 <Proxy> Thanks, Ulzef, heh.
55:48 <Proxy> And I still haven't sent you Order of the Stick yet, Fish. :3
55:49 <Kzar> discovering reddit is probably the biggest time sink possible
56:17 <Fish> I don't have any of the books.
56:23 <Proxy> I think this place is going to be my newest time sink, truth to tell
56:25 <Hydrazine> Oh. Proxy?
56:30 <Proxy> And I can send it to you, Fish
56:31 <Proxy> And yes?
56:37 <Hydrazine> Society field guide version?
57:35 <Proxy> Got the one from the link someone posted. :3 Should be the right one
57:50 <Proxy> I'm leanin towards Grand Lodge, actually. Seems like my librarian could appreciate that.
57:51 <Hydrazine> Probably, but now I don't know if mine is.
58:27 <Proxy> I downloaded the most recent one off the site...
00:16 <Hydrazine> prestige class stuff should be around page 23.
00:38 <Ulzef> darn you hydra i was bored and you post something like this 
00:43 <Proxy> Ah, thanks a bunch.
00:48 <Ulzef> brb once i have read it all
01:36 <Hydrazine> Ha.
01:39 <Hydrazine> Two in one day.
01:45 <Hydrazine> My work here is done.
01:49 <Fish> Dude, the cum sprite.
01:53 <Fish> It's wonderful.
01:59 <Hydrazine> Wand golem!
02:04 <Hydrazine> Shoots fire and shit everywhere!
02:08 <Steven> alright... i has dinner
02:11 <Steven> so whats goin on everybody
02:19 <Hydrazine> We're hazing the noobs.
02:30 <Fish> :(
02:34 <Hydrazine> Wanna join in?
02:34 <Steven> what nubs?
02:35 <Proxy> Yep :D I was punished.
02:43 <Proxy> -points at self-
02:53 <Steven> proxy and fish?
02:57 <Hydrazine> Here, Steve. Whack 'em with this trout..
03:01 <Proxy> yes indeedy :3
03:03 <Fish> My kin!
03:23 <Steven> my position prevents me from giving them undue discrimination.
03:33 <Proxy> I am so excited for this now you just wouldn't believe.
03:36 <Hydrazine> Then get Balligatar too.
03:40 <Hydrazine> That makes it fair.
03:43 <Hydrazine> ..For what?
03:47 <Hydrazine> Trout fighting?
03:54 <Proxy> Roleplaying xD
03:56 <Hydrazine> You guys don't do trout fights where you come from??
03:56 <Proxy> But that too
04:10 <Proxy> You have no idea how long its been since Ive been a player afekgkrgherhe
04:26 <Proxy> -flings characters everwhere-
04:28 <Fish> I would prefer not to talk about the old trout fights...
04:28 <Hydrazine> ...So long that you're going full velociraptor?
04:38 <Hydrazine> ...you were the trout?
04:56 <Steven> Welcome to PFS.  Do not mistake my incidental kindness for my actual character.  I will give you shit in the future with no regard for your personal feelings or situation, I just don't believe hazing you is a good use of my time.
05:41 <Proxy> Feel free to yell at me if Im stupid by the way. I'm not very perceptive...
06:13 <Steven> I wish it to be noted that he gave me permission to yell at him if he is stupid.
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07:00 <Proxy> I'm afraid that's a 24/7 ocassion.
07:15 <Steven> you can ask Mort- for my references.
07:17 <Hydrazine> A wild Mort appears!
07:33 <Proxy> Like, right now. I just mispelled occasion that even though I have a spellchecker.
07:43 <Proxy> Hello, Mort!
07:47 * Mort- jumps and squeals
07:56 <Proxy> Oh... My name turns red when I'm typing. I wondered what that was...
08:03 <Mort-> I hope the pokeballs aren't flying out
08:04 <Proxy> I thought I was disconnecting or something.
08:16 <Proxy> -throws great ball-
08:17 <Steven> its okay, i dont believe there are any spelling/grammar nazis in here
08:19 <Mort-> I don't want to get crated
08:23 <Hydrazine> Aussie football has a pokeball in the middle.
08:31 <Steven> mort... i have a question
08:38 <Mort-> What is it
08:52 <Steven> would you agree that squirells and Lemurs are similar in 'cuteness'
09:02 * Ulzef sneaks up on mort with a crate
09:08 <Hydrazine> Squirrels don't have stripes.
09:09 <Ulzef> who needs pokeballs
09:19 <Hydrazine> Are stripes more or less cute than non stripes?
09:26 <Mort-> Lemurs are cuter
09:32 <Mort-> Again I'm biased.
09:33 <Steven> i think it depends on if they are wearing underwear hydra
09:47 <Steven> Sure sure, but are they releatively close on the cuteness scale?
09:48 <Proxy> I think it depends on the creature in question...
09:57 <Hydrazine> Mort's a lemur, Proxy.
09:57 <Fish> What did I walk in on?
10:10 <Hydrazine> Kinda like how Fish is a fish. Just less apparent from the name.
10:14 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+11 escape artist
10:15 <Proxy> Well, I'm a Proxy...
10:15 <diebot> Mort-, escape artist: [1d20=5] 16
10:23 <Steven> to be clear, Mort pretends shes a lemur.  Its her security blanket.
10:31 <Proxy> What's the DC on a standard Pokeball?
10:36 <Mort-> Does that beat a great ball dc?
10:49 <Mekkis> Proxy, it's actually a will save
10:51 <Hydrazine> Depends.. is she under any status effects? At low HP?
10:53 <Mekkis> vs /binding/
11:04 <Mort-> I thought its a net
11:16 <Proxy> You sure it's a will save? It depended on how much health they had, so it seems more like a physical trait...
11:22 <Mekkis> Minimus Containment: The subject is shrunk to a height of 1 inch or less and held within some gem, jar, or similar object. The binding is permanent. The subject does not need to breathe, eat, or drink while contained, nor does it age. Reduce the save DC by 4.
11:24 <Steven> on a standard ball ide say like 1d4+10, on a greatball like 1d6+15
11:41 <Hydrazine> Well, pokeballs are obviously more complicated than a net..
11:44 <Hydrazine> Man, we're nerds.
11:46 <Proxy> Ah, makes sense. Ultra ball would be +20?
11:50 <Proxy> xD
11:52 <Hydrazine> Just incase this escaped anyone's attention before.
11:57 <Proxy> Man, you have no idea.
12:02 <Mort-> I thought it was a net so i rolled escape artist
12:14 <Steven> yeah ultraball would probably go 1d8+20
12:19 <Proxy> Pretty sure you got out though.
12:20 <Mekkis> just flip the high bit and throw a master ball :)
12:24 <Proxy> Cause you wen't damaged or anything...
12:32 <Proxy> Im all out of Pokeballs so Ill leave you alone now
12:38 <Mort-> See if you roll a 1
12:49 <Mort-> Anything other then a 1 you catch a mort
13:06 <Mort-> On a d6
13:11 <Steven> The real question is why would you want to catch one?
13:13 <Proxy> I rolled a 3 :3
13:16 <Fish> 2
13:25 <Fish> Why wouldn't I?
13:31 <Mort-> Ok you have now caught a mort
13:32 <Proxy> And gotta catch 'em all, Steven. Duh
13:37 <Steven> and thats why you're a nub
13:37 <Hydrazine> So, while we're on the topic..
13:38 <Proxy> Yay!
13:46 <Mort-> What are you going to do with a mort
13:47 <Proxy> Now, you're goin' in the box.
13:49 <Hydrazine> If we catch Fish and make 'em fight for a while..
13:50 <Wrothmonk> you are calculating the throw for a poke ball?
13:52 <Steven> yeah catch em all...
13:53 <Steven> sure
13:53 <Hydrazine> Eventually we get a bad ass dragon?
13:56 <Proxy> IN THE BOX WITH YOU
13:59 * Steven pulls out his shotgun.
14:05 <Proxy> Does Mort evolve?
14:05 <Mort-> Which box?
14:12 <Mort-> No
14:13 <Hydrazine> I think Mort already did.
14:13 <Proxy> Someone's PC
14:13 <Steven> actually yes she does
14:23 <Steven> usually into a pain in the butt.
14:36 <Hydrazine> No need to get catty, Steven.
14:37 <Mort-> They have sla but you can't use properly while grappled
14:38 <Fish> Fish doesn't want to be caught D:
14:41 <Steven> oh but come on!
14:47 <Steven> that was perfectly laid out
14:53 <Mort-> I'm not going to roll concentration checks for that
15:08 * Mort- growls from within poke ball
15:21 <Proxy> Hm... I wonder if I have enough badges so it obeys me...
15:24 <Proxy> What level are you?
15:27 <Mort-> 5
15:45 <Hydrazine> Man. Reminds me of my childhood.
15:51 <Steven> mort is untameable...  She is of CN Alignment
15:52 <Mort-> Actually i think 7
16:06 <Proxy> Chaotic Neutral is the best alignment though...
16:18 <Steven> false
16:21 <Mort-> Not so technically my escape artist check is +9
16:44 <Proxy> Well, are we talking Pokemon or D&D level?
16:58 <Mort-> I was marching for mephit rights before you caught me
17:06 <Steven> True Neutral is the best alignment because it prevents the most effects from doing full damage to you.
17:16 <Mort-> I'm using my forms d&d alignment
17:20 <Mort-> Sorry
17:21 <Hydrazine> But what kind of good picket rhyme can you make with mephit?
17:26 <Mort-> My d&d forms level
17:38 <Proxy> Apparently, my alignment is exactly one point away from true neutral, into chaotic neutral.
17:43 <Mort-> Salt mephits and tequilia mephits
17:50 <Hydrazine> How do you march for something without a catchy rhyme?
17:51 <Mort-> Do you really want to know my alignment?
18:06 <Steven> I know my alignment.
18:07 <Proxy> Sure.
18:08 <Mort-> Protesting for mephit rights
18:24 <Proxy> http://www.easydamus.com/character.html
18:25 <Mort-> The last time i looked. Ln. Second closest was lg
18:28 <Proxy> Btw, totally check this out
18:34 <Proxy> test is long, but makes you a whole character sheet.
18:36 <Steven> mephit rights... what are you some bleeding heart andoran.
18:39 <Mort-> I did it
18:45 <Proxy> I'm a chaotic neutral human sorcerer. 
18:48 <Hydrazine> Oh, Mort put me on that once.
18:54 <Hydrazine> What'd I get? wizard?
18:59 <Mort-> I ended up 1wizard/1 ranger
19:02 <Mort-> You got tn
19:05 <Mort-> I got ln
19:09 <Mort-> With lg tendencies
19:18 <Mort-> You started to call me a pally after
19:20 <Steven> oh yeah i did that thing before.
19:22 <Proxy> Oh wait... I was either a sorcerer or a bard. I cant remember
19:33 <Mort-> My stats were crap though
19:41 <Fish> True neutral, few points away from being neutral good.
19:42 <Proxy> Hah xD Mine were... mixed.
19:42 <Mort-> Nothing above 13
19:49 <Fish> I have an 8 charisma.
19:56 <Fish> And an 18 Con
20:03 <Proxy> I had a 16 charisma but an 8 wisdom xD
20:07 <Proxy> And like a 12 intelligence.
20:08 <Mort-> Ln(27} lg 24
20:10 <Proxy> I am not smart.
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20:35 <Mort-> Again my country here is very strict on laws
20:35 <Mort-> So
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20:57 <Mort-> If thou art not lawful thou art screwed
21:14 <Steven> here ill go take it again because i dont remember what i was othe than a cleric
21:19 <Mort-> And Steven is a dick for saying i evolve into a pain in the bum
21:26 <Mort-> Ok that was satisfying
21:44 <Mort-> Sorry hydra. But remember what i told you before
21:45 <Proxy> I'm sure you'll be a wonderful Pokemon.
21:53 <Proxy> Now, go level grind on Bidoofs. -throws-
21:54 <Mort-> Lol
21:59 <Kzar> there was an alignment test?
22:04 <Mort-> What's a bidoof!
22:11 <Mort-> I only played yellow version
22:21 <Steven> I am a dick.
22:38 <Proxy> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lphozuaEhY1qif5qvo1_250.jpg
22:40 <Proxy> Its from this game
22:41 <Hydrazine> We know.
23:08 <Mort-> Unfortunately morts do not have much in the name of combat skills
23:17 <Mort-> I'm sure you know what i mean hydra
23:55 <Proxy> Hm... So, what's your typing?
24:10 <Mort-> What?
24:18 <Mort-> Morts don't like fighting
24:31 <Mort-> They like eating cookies
24:49 <Steven> yeah dont tell her you have cookies or she will maul you.
24:59 <Proxy> Oh dear...
25:13 <Hydrazine> If Mort were a pokemon? Hm.. normal/psychic?
25:25 <Mort-> That is interesting
25:48 <Mort-> There's no such thing as an arcane pokemon right?
26:06 <Proxy> Well... There are the various elements and such. Nothing specifically arcane though
26:22 <Proxy> Pretty sure I'm dark/electric...
26:37 <Mort-> I don't element specialize and my favorite spell isn't even an element
26:41 <Mort-> Specific jigmg
26:43 <Mort-> Thing
26:56 <Proxy> What's your favorite spell, do tell.
27:04 <Mort-> Glitterdust
27:13 <Mort-> Its very funny to make things shiny
28:07 <Proxy> Oh man... I hvae no idea what my favorite spell is
28:17 <Proxy> Probably the various charm spells
29:03 <Proxy> Played an arcane trickster who was fun to mess with :P
29:46 <Proxy> Just saying, a Kitsune with Realistic Likeness will provide you with many good times
29:52 <Mort-> But yeah what pokemon would i be
29:55 <Mort-> Probably yes
30:21 <Proxy> Like transforming into the man who gave the party the quest, and stealing the party's maguffin and selling it... -dreamy sigh-
30:29 <Mort-> Hydra = hitmonchan
30:38 <Mort-> Ah yes
30:38 <Proxy> And hm... I took a pokemon test once.
30:41 <Proxy> I got Absol.
30:54 <Proxy> Who is pretty much the most badass pokemon, so I am cool with that.
31:18 <Mort-> Oh there was once
31:27 <Mort-> Ah a jigglypuff
31:31 <Mort-> I think I'm that one
31:41 <Mort-> Or maybe a furret
31:58 <Proxy> If you are, I will fluff you so goddamn hard and bury myself in your fluff
32:32 <Mort-> Lol
32:38 <Mort-> I like fluffing
33:00 <Mort-> Oh tomorrow I'm playing heresy of man  part 2
33:04 <Hydrazine> Hmm.
33:09 <Hydrazine> Hitmonlee.
33:11 <Hydrazine> Not chan.
33:16 <Hydrazine> Way better with my feet.
33:30 <Mort-> Oh k
33:33 <Mort-> One of those
33:38 <Mort-> I get mixed
33:47 <Proxy> Now Im picturing a hitmonlee with a Jigglypuff face
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33:57 <Mort-> No
34:05 <Proxy> Yes
34:10 <Brunius-> Yes
34:16 <Mort-> I'm the jiggly puff
34:32 <Proxy> I hate Jigglypuffs
34:56 <Mort-> :(
34:58 <Proxy> One time I found a shiny one, and I used my weakest pokemon on it and it died in one hit
35:00 <Mort-> They cute
35:06 <Proxy> Screw you, Jigglypuff
35:10 <Mort-> Not very combative
35:15 <Mort-> But that's me for you
35:31 <Proxy> WELL NOWS A GOOD TIME TO LEARN. -punches-
35:31 <Mort-> I'm fluffy and don't do much in a fight
35:49 * Mort- yelps and takes a 5 ft step
35:56 <Proxy> I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
35:57 <Mort-> Please make a dc 18 will save
36:05 <Mort-> :p
36:12 <Proxy> Ah crap... I take wisdom penalties
36:22 <Proxy> Is this daytime or night?
36:28 <Mort-> Day
36:42 <Hydrazine> If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a mort!
36:48 <Proxy> Aw, darn. 
36:48 <Mort-> Lol
36:53 <Mort-> I'm not dodging him
37:02 <Mort-> If you fail you're now blinded
37:02 <Hydrazine> Pssh. I taught Mort grapple rules atleast once.
37:05 <Proxy> Uh.... 5?
37:13 <Steven> this takes a whole lot longer than i remember.
37:16 <Mort-> I'm running for it while you're blind
37:17 <Proxy> (that totally saves, right?)
37:18 <Mort-> Haha
37:24 <Mort-> Dc is 18
37:25 <Proxy> NOOO
37:41 <Mort-> I am a conjuration specialist
37:41 <Proxy> And I already take like -10 on my perception
37:53 <Mort-> At the end of every round you make the save again
37:59 <Proxy> Unless I'm wearing glasses. Then it's only -2.
38:10 <Mort-> While you're blind I'm going to run. And hide behind hydra
38:17 <Mort-> Yay matter settled
38:22 <Proxy> Hm... what am I blinded with? Is it like sand attack, or flash?
38:24 <Mort-> So i get total concealment
38:32 <Mort-> Its glitterdust
38:41 <Mort-> As per the spell
38:46 * Steven cures your affliction and then points mort out.
38:50 <Mort-> Lasts 7/rounds
38:55 <Mort-> Wa cheat!
38:58 <Mort-> :(
39:05 <Proxy> Whoops, should have rolled for spellcraft...
39:08 <Brunius-> I cast magic missile at Steven
39:10 <Mort-> Lol
39:20 * Steven is super glad his shield spell is still active.
39:22 <Mort-> I don't like fighting :(
39:38 * Mort- just wants to run away!
39:44 <Hydrazine> Its why she'd make a bad pokemon.
39:52 <Proxy> I cast Glibness on myself
39:56 <Hydrazine> Thats it. Mort's Abra.
40:00 <Mort-> Lol
40:02 <Proxy> Hey Mort... you should totally come with me. I have candy.
40:05 <Hydrazine> a wild abra appears! teleports away!
40:09 <Mort-> Lol
40:09 <Steven> there we go, True Meutral Human Cleric (8th Level)
40:11 <Brunius-> Friggin Abra
40:12 <Kzar> hmm, that D&D character test was fun. Apparently I'd be a neutral good human druid :P
40:18 <Kzar> of 5th level
40:20 <Mort-> The trick is to use sleep spells
40:23 <Proxy> Oh awesome, haha
40:27 <Proxy> I feel like a noob now...
40:29 <Steven> not 8th, of 5th
40:30 <Mort-> The word is cookies
40:31 <Proxy> I'm only level 3 :(
40:39 <Steven> i hit the 8 on accident on the number pad
40:44 <Mort-> If you want to lure morts
40:58 <Mekkis> just use a crate
40:59 <Proxy> Hm... any kind, you say?
41:01 <Steven> stats are 13/14/14/17/18/15 woot woot.
41:06 <Brunius-> Mmmmm, cookies
41:08 <Proxy> Not bad, haha
41:14 <Mort-> Chocolate chip cookies
41:29 <Mort-> Specifically
41:39 <Hydrazine> .huh.
41:41 <Proxy> Mine were 12 str, 16 dex, 12 con, 13 int, 8 wis, and 16 cha xP
41:47 <Hydrazine> This time, neutral good elf wizard 2/sorc 1.
41:53 <Steven> mort. if you murder a transient ill give you a dozen of my mothers chocolate chip cookies
41:55 <Proxy> I put all my points into bluff.
41:58 <Hydrazine> 13 15 16 15 14 13
41:59 <Mort-> Lol i can't take the test
42:06 <Mort-> I'm on cell
42:06 <Proxy> Aw :(
42:09 <Brunius-> I of course got straight 18s
42:15 <Kzar> str 14, dex 16, con 15, int 15, wis 13, cha 12
42:17 <Kzar> crazy
42:18 <Mekkis> BS Brunius- 
42:20 <Proxy> I didn't know you could get this on mobile...
42:21 <Mekkis> you got 8 cha
42:34 <Brunius-> (I'm on cell, too)
42:35 <Proxy> I am not smart. Or wise.
42:38 <Mort-> Me?
42:45 <Steven> and obviously a low wis if you thought we'd swallow that lie brun
42:46 <Hydrazine> mobile IRC? Sure can.
43:08 <Kzar> aww, I was one point from becoming a halfling
43:09 <Proxy> II got all this charisma. --dorky smile-
43:13 <Mort-> He's being sarcastic
43:20 <Mort-> Sense motive on bru
43:22 <Brunius-> ^
43:30 <Mort-> ^^
43:45 <Proxy> I always end up being a human. :/
43:49 <Mort-> Anyway its probably right i have low wis
43:51 <Steven> I was a point away from being NE
43:51 <Mort-> Elf here
43:53 <Brunius-> !roll 1d20+3 bluff
43:53 <dicebot> Brunius-, bluff: [1d20=16] 19
43:59 <Mort-> I'm not moral
44:01 <Mort-> Normal
44:10 <Mort-> Sorry bru.Know you too well
44:12 <Brunius-> Ha
44:14 <Steven> heh.....
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44:21 <Steven> -23 from being a paladin.
44:35 <Brunius-> Sounds about right, Steven
44:36 <Mort-> For me is ranger and wizard
44:39 <Mort-> Nothing else
44:39 <Brunius-> Re le
44:44 <Steven> sure does!
45:01 <Mort-> I think i was fair close to sorc too
45:03 <Proxy> !roll 1d20+3
45:06 <dicebot> Proxy, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
45:15 <Proxy> Just seeing if that worked xD
45:18 <Proxy> Cool.
45:18 <Steven> whatcha rollin for?
45:28 <Proxy> I was rolling for uh... being awesome.
45:30 <Brunius-> !rng dicebot diebot
45:30 <diebot> Brunius-, dicebot
45:41 <Steven> you rolled below average
45:43 <Mort-> Hi bruuu
45:52 <Proxy> :(
46:15 <Proxy> !roll 1d20+3 bluff to be awesome
46:15 <Steven> its a good thing your modifier brought you back up to averageness
46:15 <dicebot> Proxy, bluff to be awesome: [1d20=7] 10
46:23 <Proxy> Aww. :(
46:35 <Proxy> Oh wait... forgot skill ranks.
46:40 <Steven> !throw 1d20+4 Do i knwo your lying.
46:41 <diebot> Steven, Do i knwo your lying.: [1d20=12] 16
46:45 <Steven> anwer... yes.
46:49 <Kzar> I wasn't close to anything but druid :(
47:03 <Proxy> Haha
47:08 <Proxy> I was split between like 5 classes
47:16 <Proxy> But like -25 for paladin...
47:20 <Steven> yeah!
47:38 <Proxy> I honestly thought I'd end up rogue or something. xP
47:40 <Mort-> Most of us don't make pallies
47:42 <Steven> damn it im starting to get a headache.
47:54 <Mort-> Because a good deed never goes unpunig
47:55 <Kzar> I was sure I'd end up possibly chaotic good or chaotic neutral rogue or ranger
47:58 <Mort-> Unpunished
48:36 <Proxy> I'll have to look up my results. I was pretty close between bard and sorcerer... I'd be a bard but I can't sing :(
48:50 <Mort-> You can dance
48:53 <Kzar> I can sing very nice, but noone wants to listen
48:56 <Mort-> Tell epic tales
49:29 <Mort-> Oh so I'm an abra.
49:30 <Proxy> I can tell stories!
49:33 <Mort-> Oooh
49:35 <Kzar> Could be a fisheman bard, telling tall tales about the sea
49:43 <Proxy> I can't fish though...
49:53 <Steven> I have a Life Oracle with ranks in Perform Singing.
49:57 <Mort-> Abras are cool
50:04 <Proxy> Life Oracles are so fab omg
50:05 <Steven> she sings the goblin songs!
50:19 <Proxy> I want someone to be a goblin or orc bard sometime
50:20 <Mort-> You need to get them to evolve to kadabras
50:28 <Proxy> They will serenade beautifully.
50:31 <Kzar> I'd be a great goblin bard
50:32 <Mort-> Hard because of the -cha
50:38 <Mort-> Savage skald people
50:48 <Steven> Taught to her by the goblins during the Frostfur Captives.
50:58 <Steven> where she made use of a ton of candy she bought.
51:06 <Mort-> Go that archtype
51:13 <Proxy> Oh... that's true. That charisma penalty...
51:15 <Mort-> I didn't know gobbies were into candy
51:25 <Proxy> Was it -4 or -2? I can't remember
51:26 <Kzar> The charisma penalty isn't that bad
51:32 <Mort-> -4
51:40 <Proxy> Ouch xD
51:43 <Mort-> Its bad
51:43 <Hydrazine> halforcs don't have a 0cha
51:54 <Hydrazine> -cha
51:59 <Steven> there motabolisms burn significantly faster, and they act like children
52:02 <Kzar> Didn't they have -2?
52:09 <Mort-> Correct
52:20 <Proxy> Not too bad then. 
52:24 <Mort-> Can do half orc bard
52:26 <Steven> i dont see why they wouldnt love candy
52:36 <Hydrazine> Lots of people like candy.
52:42 <Hydrazine> Tashes loves candy.
52:50 <Mort-> Makes sense but i think they like fire more
52:51 <Hydrazine> Especially cotton candy.
52:53 <Mort-> I like candy
52:55 <Proxy> Candy  is lovely...
52:57 <Kzar> no wait, a half-orc can even have +2 cha if they want
53:02 <Mort-> Yes
53:05 <Hydrazine> Yes, Kzar.
53:13 <Proxy> Needs to happen.
53:20 <Mort-> Go ahead
53:25 <Hydrazine> Would he play a bass guitar?
53:29 <Kzar> I blame my lack of knowledge on never having played PF yet :P
53:31 <Mort-> You can use a falchion
53:31 <Hydrazine> Have a wicked mohawk?
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53:44 <Hydrazine> Sing death metal?
53:49 <Mort-> Oh yes
53:51 <Proxy> -gasp- never never, Kzar?
53:56 <Kzar> never never
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54:18 <Proxy> Complete new, or played other D&D's before?
54:24 <Kzar> but if I had, I might not have gotten the idea to google for PF play over IRC
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54:51 <Kzar> I've played other D&Ds before, even D&D3, so I'm familiar with D20 and played RPGs since the 90s :P
55:03 <Proxy> Ah, okay xD Im probably the noob then
55:05 <Hydrazine> I don't always play Pathfinder, but when I do.. I play it on IRC.
55:10 <Mort-> Having a antelope for your animal companion gets you santa claus jokes
55:26 <Mort-> Pallies have all kinds of touch jokes
55:28 <Hydrazine> antelope aren't really close to reindeer.
55:35 <Proxy> I got started on pathfinder. :P Didnt get to join until a few years ago. Parents thought D&D was evil and all that
55:39 <Mort-> Get an elk
55:41 <Hydrazine> Ever seen a reindeer? Pretty sure they're taller than you, Mort.
55:46 <Mort-> Probably
55:47 <Kzar> Pathfinder is probably a good game to get started on
55:51 <Proxy> But oh man I really just want to play a monk that has a vow of chasity
55:54 <Proxy> Or not even a monk
55:56 <Proxy> Just anyone
55:57 <Mort-> Same species and get large size at 7
56:24 <Kzar> Reindeer and antelope look nothing alike
56:27 <Mort-> The problem is that mekkis seems to think you can't get healed
56:28 <Kzar> source: I live in reindeer country :P
56:28 <Hydrazine> Thats because elk are huge.
56:35 <Mort-> Because heal spells are range touch
56:48 <Mort-> I think its a wrong interpretation
56:49 <Kzar> but then again, I've never seen an antelope
56:51 <Kzar> so I can't say for sure
57:13 <Mort-> I can do the chaste and celibate part
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57:26 <Mort-> But does chastity mean no contact totally?
57:31 <Mort-> Can't be
57:53 <Proxy> It means that you  cannot sleep next to your other party members, and cannot be touched, except if hit by enemy weapons in combat. :P
57:58 <Proxy> No touch heal spells for you.
58:15 <Proxy> Unless they cast them on a 10-foot pole or something.
58:16 <Mort-> You serious?
58:28 <Mort-> Reach spell if needed
58:33 <Proxy> Dead. Let me get the link.
58:36 <Mort-> But that's too harsh imo
58:49 <Hydrazine> Serious? Hes dead serious.
58:58 <Proxy> It's not even one of the really harsh ones... 
58:59 <Hydrazine> Yeah, it looks like thats it, Mort.
59:09 <Proxy> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/core-classes/monk/archetypes/paizo---monk-archetypes/monk-vows/vow-of-celibacy
59:10 <Proxy> Tadah
59:59 <Proxy> I do enjoy the vows though. I consider it a challenge xD
00:25 <Hydrazine> Oh, just to mention, Proxy: d20pfsrd is pretty good for general quick lookup and putting things together, but its advised that you do use the actual rulebooks for putting a character together.
00:55 <Proxy> Yeah, I didn't want to get my books out xD
00:56 <Hydrazine> And I wrote that really badly, but I hope you get the idea. It is convinient to see options from a variety of books in one list.
01:07 <Proxy> Yeah, no worries.
01:09 <Mort-> That's harsh
01:11 <Proxy> I can understand that.
01:26 <Hydrazine> I use it all the time. I've found they update rather quickly.
01:29 <Proxy> I do think its dumb how it only increases ki every 5 levels though
01:38 <Mort-> I use d20 because I'm on budget
01:50 <Mort-> I hash no books
01:55 <Mekkis> using d20pfsrd is not a substitute for owning the real books
02:16 <Mort-> I don't have books!
02:22 <Mort-> Im a poor mur!
02:37 <Proxy> Hm... I kind of prefer d20, personally. Just because its nice to have say, all the archetypes and alternate racial abilities and such on one page
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02:43 <Proxy> Rather than paging through 5 different books
02:53 <Mekkis> Proxy, it's fine for reference
03:17 <Kzar> I only have a few of the books, what is this d20pfsrd?
03:21 <Mort-> I'm a poor mur
03:32 <Mort-> Its a place for all fun stuff
03:37 <Proxy> Its kind of a website that collects information from all the books at one place
03:39 <Mort-> Mostly its pfs legal
03:46 <Mort-> Except for destroyers blessing
03:46 <Tashes> She's just a poor mur!
03:48 <Tashes> She needs no sympathy@
03:53 <Tashes> Its' just easy come, easy go
03:55 <Mort-> What!
03:56 <Tashes> little high, little low
04:08 <Tashes> AAAANYYYWAYYY TEH WIIIND BLOWS
04:12 <Tashes> DOESN'T REALLY MAAATTTEERR
04:16 <Proxy> To me..
04:17 * Tashes serenades Mort
04:25 <Mort-> Hey i no books!
04:25 <Mort-> Btw tashes.I'm an abra
04:25 <Mort-> Those that go poof
04:30 <Tashes> D:
04:30 <Tashes> abra!
04:59 <Mort-> Ok time to poof
05:00 <Mort-> Work
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05:29 <Proxy> Aw D: It escaped...
05:46 <Tashes> She'll be back :)
05:50 <Proxy> Phew, all these words and rules to read up on... Hope I can be ready for this when the time comes.
08:25 <Hydrazine> Well, I happen to know where theres a whole IRC channel full of experts.
08:34 <Steven> not here.
08:36 <Kzar> I hope I'm not required more than a basic grasp of the system before starting
08:40 <Proxy> Heh.
09:01 <Hydrazine> Know how the general rules work, know how your character's tricks work. In detail.
09:13 <Proxy> This
09:28 <Steven> yeah and then its the GMs job to crush your ability to pull off your characters tricks.
09:30 <Steven> i mean...
09:30 <Proxy> Do not make your GM have to look up your characters spells for you. >:( -grumps at my players-
09:31 <Kzar> I'm sure a lot of the character tricks can be difficult to know in detail from the start
09:35 <Kzar> for someone who is completely new
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09:46 <Proxy> It depends on what you're playing, really.
09:49 <Steven> its the GMs job to ensure the rules are followed and that a good time is had!
09:55 <Hydrazine> I recommend putting the specific quotes for about everything special you want to do right in the charsheet.
09:56 <Proxy> Aye!
10:12 <Fish> I keep google open if I blank on something.
10:29 <Hydrazine> Kzar: We start at level 1. Its hard to get that complex with level 1s.
10:40 <Kzar> Which I'm glad for :)
10:44 <Steven> Challenge Accepted Hydra!
10:46 <Proxy> I personally would recommend writing down or having a list of your spells ready, if you're a caster.
10:50 <Kzar> though all those archetypes have been making me second doubt my ideas :P
10:51 <Hydrazine> And if you aren't ready to handle the really tricky characters.. don't make one.
11:03 <Kzar> I have such a difficult time settling for a choice
11:04 <Proxy> So its not like "I cast afkeihge!" "...What's that?" "Uh... I dunno."
11:08 <Kzar> indecisiveness, my one weakness :(
11:14 <Proxy> OH I FEEL YOU THERE
11:17 <Proxy> I want to be everything
11:52 <Steven> yeah for a first character i suggest a Fighter, Cleric, Ranger.
12:07 <Hydrazine> Rangers, for instance. Rangers are pretty simple. Pick a combat style, orient yourself around that, pick feats that make sense.
12:10 <Steven> throw an or between cleric and ranger.
12:21 <Proxy> I dunno about cleric xD My first time palyer played a cleric, and she was pretty lost...
12:24 <Mekkis> why not a fighter/cleric/ranger
12:34 <Hydrazine> Because we make level 1s, Mekkis.
12:47 <Steven> oh and rule number 2 abut PFS never listen to mekkis... he is crazy.
13:03 <Kzar> Did I understand fighter correctly in that their bonus feat is the one and same, just with a chance to exchange it at 4th, 8th and 12th levels?
13:03 <Steven> and rule number 3 is never listen to me.
13:04 <Hydrazine> And early level multiclassing for no particular purpose, ends up with a character who sucks at everything except saving throws.
13:07 <Proxy> If you like more exotic things, I don't think a gunslinger would be too hard. Just fighters, but with bullets.
13:08 <Proxy> And grit.
13:32 <Proxy> And those x4 crits are oodles of fun
13:42 <Hydrazine> No, Kzar. They get a fear every level.
14:03 <Hydrazine> Provided half of them are from the combat list. Which is pretty easy to do as a fighter.
14:17 <Kzar> Ah, I thought it sounded weird :P
14:32 <Hydrazine> Retraining lets you swap an old feat for a new one every once in a while, if you tried something and it didn't work out.
14:54 <Kzar> but is it retraining at 4th, 8th or 12th instead of a new feat they meant?
15:09 <Proxy> Hm... I don't know if this is in the book, so I'll ask. How is pfs for multiple archetypes? Provided they don't conflict. (replace the same ability) Don't know if I'd use multiple ones, just curious.
15:28 <Hydrazine> Legal but uncommon to pull off.
15:32 <Steven> the bonus feats given by levels of fighter must be combat feats and can be switched out for any other feat at the specified levels so long as the feat is not a prerequisit for another feat.
15:42 <Proxy> Thanks, Hydra.
16:22 <Proxy> I dunno, Alchemists can pull off multiple archetypes pretty well, in my opinion. :3
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16:35 <Proxy> But that's just cause alchemists are fab
17:36 <Hydrazine> Fair enough.
18:22 <Hydrazine> Me, I'm a fan of monks. Always have been. Ever since I started 3.5.
19:08 <Proxy> Monks would be a close second or third for me, really.
19:15 <Proxy> Up there somewhere with gunslingers
19:19 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, have you played a spellcaster in pfs?
20:01 <Proxy> I just love alchemists, because they embody one of my most favorite trait - versatility. You could make pretty decent melee, ranged, caster, or healer builds all out alchemists. :3
20:34 <Proxy> Whoa... Grammar, where'd you go?
20:37 <Mekkis> summoner takes the cake on flexibility
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20:58 <Hydrazine> Lyta, Mekkis.
21:09 <Proxy> Oh fff, summoners are fun. I never got to play one, but one of my playersdoes, and makes me jealous.
21:13 <Mekkis> !find Lyta
21:14 <dicebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=415
21:31 <Hydrazine> Sheet's a bit out of date; I never quite finished updating to level 2.
22:26 <GreenGuy33> hey there. how is everyone?
22:29 <Proxy> Sorry for asking, I know this is lazy, but does anyone have a link to the plain text character sheet?
22:30 <Hydrazine> G'day.
22:36 <Proxy> Oh, hello Green.
22:39 <Kzar> Hey, quite good
22:42 <Hydrazine> Its in the newbie guide
22:58 <Hydrazine> ...ya bum.
23:24 <Proxy> I have like 30 tabs and links open right now, lemme see if I can find it..
23:36 <Hydrazine> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/charsheets/Character%20Sheet%20Template%20(Pathfinder%20Society).txt
23:52 <Hydrazine> theres a pdf fancy pants one somewhere.
23:57 <Steven> alright, im going to go to the store.... then ill come back and run something if the store doesnt enrage me.
24:02 <Hydrazine> But I never used it because I like good old .txt.
24:14 <Proxy> Thanks xD
24:26 <Mekkis> use LaTeX
24:26 <Proxy> Ill probably just do both
25:03 <Proxy> Hey, your aussie links dont work in AMERICA!
25:12 <Proxy> I'll find it myself and stop being lazy xD
25:21 <Hydrazine> ...they do for me?
25:31 <Proxy> Really? Huh.
25:34 <GreenGuy33> lol is it ok to play monsterus races in PFS? as long as you use the pathfinder advanced race guide?
25:34 <Mekkis> Hydrazine is in america
25:42 <Hydrazine> Murica!
25:42 <Proxy> I got 404...
25:43 <Mekkis> GreenGuy33, generally not
26:08 <Proxy> Even with that, they get pretty op xD
26:57 <Hydrazine> I just want to take my gaming ping and my booze prices and go back to aussieland.
27:04 <GreenGuy33> i was thinking of building a pixie
27:32 <Proxy> Well if you cant, maybe try Sylph?
27:43 <Proxy> A bit similar, but one of the official races
27:59 <Hydrazine> Not PFS legal I don't think.
28:01 <GreenGuy33> yeah ill look at that. thanks :)
28:06 <Mekkis> also not generally allowed
28:22 <Mekkis> stick with the ones in core
28:27 <Proxy> Really? Huh
28:32 <Mekkis> particularly the gnome
28:45 <Hydrazine> Mekkis is gnome-core.
29:03 <Proxy> I thought they allowed the uncommons and such... Did I miss something?
29:04 <Hydrazine> He might even be a gnomophile.
29:05 <Mekkis> gnomes are the best race
29:34 <Proxy> Humans? D: Anyone?
29:56 <Kzar> halflings
30:23 <Proxy> Fine. Ill just take my bonus feat and go home then. :(
30:34 <Hydrazine> Nothing wrong with that.
31:09 <Proxy> xD What can I say, I just like versitality
31:33 <Proxy> I've played most races though, except the really ugglebutt ones. Cause I like to talk to people. :P
32:04 <Mekkis> Proxy, and I'll haul out all those human-bane weapons I've liberated from enemies (and allies) over the years
32:18 <Kzar> Proxy, being a ugglebutt race doesn't mean you can't talk to people :)
32:25 <Kzar> It just makes it more interesting
32:28 <Proxy> Heh, true xD
32:31 <Proxy> Oh it does...
32:45 <Proxy> I also have height issues, so that rules out a majority of them for me. :(
33:01 <Proxy> Being a gnome alchemist was fun though
33:22 <GreenGuy33> in the Guide to Pathfinder Society play it says "Additional class and race options from resources like the Pathfinder RPG
33:23 <GreenGuy33> Advanced Player’s Guide, Pathfinder RPG Ultimate Magic,
33:23 <GreenGuy33> Pathfinder RPG Ultimate Combat, Pathfinder RPG Advanced
33:23 <GreenGuy33> Race Guide, and Pathfinder Campaign Setting: The Inner
33:23 <GreenGuy33> Sea World Guide are generally available with few or no
33:23 <GreenGuy33> alterations, as well."
33:46 <Kzar> you'll find further down the list the limitations, if there are any
33:52 <GreenGuy33> makes it feel like its vague or up to the GM
34:01 <Kzar> there is a very detailed list
34:04 <Kzar> that goes on forever
34:13 <Proxy> cntr-find
34:20 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/about/additionalResources
34:25 <Hydrazine> You probably want the additional resources list.
34:27 <Hydrazine> ...that one.
34:28 <Mekkis> Pathfinder Roleplaying Game: Advanced Race Guide
34:28 <Mekkis> To create an dhampir, fetchling, goblin, ifrit, kitsune, nagaji, oread, sylph, undine, or wayang character, you must have a Chronicle sheet that opens the race as a legal option at character creation.
34:56 <Proxy> Pardon, whats that mean? Campaign type restriction?
35:20 <Hydrazine> The additional resources list is basically everything that's legal for society play.
35:33 <Hydrazine> Its The Word on the subject.
36:33 <Proxy> Yeah I know, just the wording on the second bit confuses me a bit. Do you have to unlock them or something? I feel dumb, but I didnt get it when I first read that either...
36:46 <Brunius> Do you know what a chronicle sheet is?
37:00 <Proxy> Believe so...
37:05 <Mekkis> if you go to certain conventions, you might get the opportunity to play a different race
37:17 <Proxy> Oh! Okay, thats what I wanted to know. Thanks
39:35 <Proxy> -feels dumb-
39:56 <Hydrazine> Eh. You didn't know. Why would you?
40:11 <Proxy> Well, Ive been reading up on this stuff all day...
40:27 <Proxy> You have no idea how much time it took me to get the courage to enter this chat
40:39 <Proxy> But now I'll never leave you guys alone. :3
41:40 <Brunius> together 5evr
42:05 <Proxy> -clings to peoples legs-
42:32 <Hydrazine> Yeah! See? We're like.. friendly and stuff. Sociable even.
42:48 <GreenGuy33> i guess ill play a halfling then since my options are limited att he moment.
43:11 <Fish> *Sticks fin in*
43:23 <Proxy> -noms-
43:29 <Fish> :(
43:34 <GreenGuy33> yeah they are sociable. almost like a "society" lol
43:46 <Proxy> Oh, you :3
44:36 <Hydrazine> Huh.
44:47 <Hydrazine> I wonder what happens if we get Sushi and Fish in here at the same time.
45:07 <Proxy> Oh dear...
45:18 <GreenGuy33>  fishing minigame
45:20 <Mekkis> Ulzef_hates_mIRC, get http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/CANON-OCE-7051-A0-A1-A2-ETC-PHOTOCOPIER-PLOTTER-/261180109229
45:36 <Fish> I...I don't even...
45:48 <Steven> alright im back.  That store was a mad house.
45:55 <GreenGuy33> wb
45:58 <Steven> so you guys have any suggestions on what we should play?
46:03 <Hydrazine> Sushi is another of our regular cast here.
46:13 <Mekkis> Fury of the Fiend
46:25 <Mekkis> or Fingerprints of the Fiend
46:29 <Proxy> I will play literally anything because I am a roleplay whore. :(
46:37 <Steven> okay find 3 other 7-11 characters
46:59 <Proxy> I just started, so I only have 1's. :(
47:18 <GreenGuy33> hmmm maybe i should look at what class i want to be and build the rest on that before i decide on a race...
47:25 <Brunius> You roleplay whore
47:34 <Mekkis> how about Many Fortunes of Grandmaster Torch?
47:35 <Proxy> I'm a dirty roleplay whore. :(
47:52 <Steven> sure... ill fall asleep half way through.
48:00 <Mekkis> is it that boring?
48:13 <Steven> pretty much
48:28 <Mekkis> Devil We Know III
48:37 <Proxy> Think I'd prefer to spectate first, so I don't screw anything up.
48:45 <Mekkis> Among the Living / Dead
48:55 <Steven> no spectators allowed!
48:56 <Proxy> AND OH NO WHERES MY PFS NUMBER. -panics-
48:58 <Steven> you jumpin in foo!
49:02 <Proxy> Aw D:
49:03 <Proxy> But
49:05 <Proxy> But but
49:15 <Proxy> I'm dumb and I dont know things
49:42 <Steven> how do you think you learn... by experience
49:46 <Mekkis> First Steps I
50:00 <Mekkis> Steven has lots of experience with it!
50:08 <Proxy> But what if I mess up and everyone hates me and they get pigions to poop on my head D:
50:08 <Steven> but... i dont want to!
50:12 <Mekkis> actually, First Steps wouldn't be a bad one to run...
50:24 <Steven> alright....
50:31 * Steven shuffles off to prep it.
50:36 <Mekkis> gnomes with Speak With Animals?
51:06 <Proxy> When are we doing this thing? If we are?
51:32 <Steven> im preppin it right now.
51:32 <GreenGuy33> i love the art in these pathfinder books. 
51:41 <Proxy> I know right
51:52 <Proxy> And but D: AHh shjege I'm not ready. -panics and cries-
52:12 <Steven> its okay, its not hard... 
52:22 <Fish> *Cries too*
52:22 <Steven> !throw 1d20+11 Bluff
52:25 <diebot> Steven, Bluff: [1d20=10] 21
52:38 <Proxy> I HAVE 8 WISDOM YOU MEANIE
52:43 <Hydrazine> Thats not what she said!
52:49 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+30 potion of glibness @Steven
52:53 <Steven> fish you best get your character ready!
53:09 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20 rocks @Steven
53:14 <Fish> I...I don't even know...what are you guys doing?
53:16 <Kzar> I should get a character ready soon
53:16 <Hydrazine> How many?
53:18 <Proxy> I dont even have any characters yet xD
53:24 <Proxy> I just started today...
53:27 <Steven> hydra you miss me with your rocks!
53:30 <Kzar> It's quick to make a level 1 :)
53:34 <Mekkis> !throw 1d3 fishing lines @Fish
53:34 <Proxy> Well, I need them converted anyways
53:38 <Kzar> when you finally know what you want to play :P
53:38 <Hydrazine> I think you misunderstand, Steven.
53:52 <Mekkis> %startlog
53:53 <Hydrazine> Thats not an attack roll with rocks. Thats a number of rocks that I threw.
53:55 <diebot> Mekkis, Logging started to http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/20130308-005431.txt
54:00 <Steven> oh... well you still miss!
54:05 <Proxy> Does anyone know what they're playing?
54:08 <Proxy> *classwise
54:18 <Hydrazine> Um. What kinda pregens we got laying around?
54:21 <Mekkis> probably my hellknight aspirant
54:39 <Hydrazine> I'm considering taking a pregen in just to fill a seat.
55:54 <Proxy> Dont know if I can do anything tonight though, much as I would like to.
56:10 <Fish> Same.
56:49 <Proxy> Parents exist and its late here... I really would like to though :(
58:12 <Proxy> Hm... Did I kill the chat again?
58:30 <Hydrazine> You have slain an enemy!
58:37 <Hydrazine> Parents? Madness.
58:54 <Proxy> Well, if I killed them...
59:04 <Fish> Then you go to jail.
59:16 <Proxy> ...Escape artist?
59:24 <Proxy> I'll start my bard anyways
59:30 <Hydrazine> Its a pretty hard DC..
59:30 <Fish> Execution.
59:36 <Fish> No dragon is going to save you :(
59:50 <Fish> "Save"
59:50 <Proxy> ... Anyone have a resurrection spell?
59:51 <Mekkis> don't tell Wrothmonk that
00:11 <Fish> Still can't believe they made an American Psycho 2...
01:28 <Hydrazine> I think I'ma go get some sleep. Nice meeting you new folk.
01:57 <Proxy> Aw, night Hydra. Nice meeting you too.
02:01 <Steven> alright.
02:06 <Steven> im ready.
02:09 <Fish> Night.
02:13 <Proxy> I'll probably be a frequent visitor here. :3
02:31 <Fish> If I get over my awkwardness, I may be too.
02:51 <Steven> but we like your awkwardness it makes it easy to single you out for punishment!
02:54 <Proxy> You're coming with me, love. :3
02:58 <Proxy> -grabs-
03:10 <Proxy> My Fish
03:24 <Fish> -Twirls then falls-
03:28 <Hydrazine> Once upon a time, there was a Proxy.. with a Fish.
03:39 <Proxy> It was a romance for the ages
03:41 <Hydrazine> This is totally lining up to be a wicked story.
03:42 <Steven> a proxy fish?
03:43 <Fish> And they lived happily ever after doing roleplay
03:45 <Fish> The end.
04:03 <Proxy> A happy ending :')
04:03 <Steven> so i prepped first steps... whos playin
04:15 <Proxy> How long will this be going for>
04:17 <Steven> god i love happy endings...
04:26 <Avatar> yo
04:27 <Hydrazine> I think you have a sudden lack of players, Steven.
04:32 <Avatar> I'll play
04:41 <Avatar> wait, PFS?
04:42 <Fish> I probably will.
04:42 <Steven> hey i offerd to run it, i never said i was gonna force people to.
04:48 <Fish> Can I be a fish?
04:53 <Fish> Like an actual fish.
05:00 <Proxy> No homebrew, love xD
05:01 <Avatar> first steps
05:03 <Avatar> yeah I'm in
05:04 <Hydrazine> Not since they banned synths.
05:06 <Steven> like a fish out of water?
05:10 <Avatar> I think I have a playable character for it
05:17 <Fish> I can just flop everywhere.
05:18 <Hydrazine> ..Roll constitution for drowning?
05:28 <Steven> its actually suffocation hydra.
05:32 <Proxy> You have 1d4 rounds to live
05:33 <Hydrazine> Same thing.
05:35 <Mekkis> I'll create a PFS character called "Mіchael Brock"
05:46 <Steven> I dont suggest you do that, but hey its your call.
06:00 <Proxy> Is this going to be text or video/audio-based?
06:01 <Avatar> ha
06:15 <Mekkis> FYI Avatar...
06:28 <Fish> You guys don't want to hear my voice.
06:32 <Hydrazine> We never play with video. Too much lag. That and we just don't need to see you.
06:33 <Mekkis> do you want the messageboard alias "Avatar"?
06:37 <Steven> now i want nothing but to hear your voice.
06:44 <Avatar> yeah
06:48 <Steven> yeah nobody wants to see me.
06:54 <Steven> my beard scares enough people as it is.
06:58 <Mekkis> then take it
07:00 <Hydrazine> Why? Does it rumble like James Earl Jones? Are you secretly the voice actor for pikachu?
07:01 <Fish> Mine too
07:03 <Avatar> that is a scary beard
07:07 <Kzar> How is a beard scary?
07:09 <Proxy> My  voice is disturbing
07:10 <Avatar> I don't think I can mekkis
07:13 <Avatar> that would've been my first choice
07:20 <Kzar> My face is scary apparently
07:20 <Steven> kzar... you play and you will have the opportunity to find out!
07:27 <Kzar> I will!
07:28 <Mekkis> try copy-pasting the following: Avаtar
07:37 <Avatar> sec
07:41 <Kzar> I even got a kick in the rear end now that you said you were running something
07:45 <Mekkis> I have Аvatar
07:46 <Kzar> so I immediately started on a dwarven fighter
08:03 <Hydrazine> woo fighters.
08:05 <Steven> so who has a character thats ready to play right now?
08:14 <Steven> that wants to play.
08:37 <Steven> okay who is still building a character?
08:41 <Proxy> Me xD
08:53 <Fish> Me
08:53 <Avatar> I have posted 400 messages
09:02 <Hydrazine> Hey Fish and Proxy: You could totally run premade characters just to get some action, and make your own character later.
09:05 <Kzar> Me :P
09:07 <Mekkis> create a messageboard alias then, Avatar 
09:07 <Steven> Yes i know avatar, i already knew you were playing.
09:15 <Kzar> I should probably just pick a pregen though
09:19 <Proxy> I still kinda want to just lurk at first, maybe xD
09:28 <Proxy> Because I -might- have to leave
09:33 <Steven> Avatar, Kzar, Proxy, Fish?
09:37 <Proxy> And I hate it when people leave mid-session...
09:45 <Fish> I'm probably in the same boat.
09:48 <Kzar> I had to do something on the paizo site too?
09:50 <Kzar> for the PFS?
09:59 <Fish> I'll probably just spectate for a while.
09:59 <Proxy> Are we all noobs here>
10:06 <Steven> For pfs right now... you newbi9es have have inspired me to run a game for you.
10:09 <Hydrazine> Avatar's the biggest noob.
10:12 <Kzar> I'm a complete and utter newb, for the moment
10:18 <Kzar> but I seek to rectify it :P
10:22 <Proxy> -clings- Then we're together.
10:27 <Proxy> -clings to everyone-
10:57 <Kzar> Where does one find the pregens? :)
11:00 <Steven> Its okay that you are a noob, the game is super simple to start playing.
11:45 <Steven> http://paizo.com/download/pathfinder/Pregens-Levels.zip
12:24 <Kzar> Fighter level 1 sounds good
12:29 <Kzar> I'm a pregen fighter :)
12:43 <Proxy> Okay, question time
12:58 <Steven> its been that time all day long!
13:11 <Hydrazine> Now its supposed to be adventure time.
13:20 <Proxy> Are we forced to use audio/mics? Cause if so, I definitely can't, cause I'll wake up the house. If it's text though, I'll make a pregen and hop on in.
13:30 <Proxy> I can listen, just cant talk
13:36 <Steven> thats fine.
14:00 <Steven> i have an asshole dog that likes to bark at one of my other dogs, i just mute myself while i yell at him.
14:00 <Kzar> if we use voice I can't play anything other than orc or dwarf, or it'll break character :(
14:12 <Proxy> Aww xD
14:17 <Steven> opening skype.
14:20 <Hydrazine> Do you really sound that dwarfish or orky?
14:22 <Proxy> Is this a 1-session thing?
14:30 <Hydrazine> yes
14:34 <Proxy> I wish I could do voices. But poeple just laugh at my accents. :(
14:42 <Hydrazine> ...its a GAME.
14:42 <Steven> Yes we are running the first steps scenarios
14:44 <Kzar> Hydrazine, I have no clue :P
14:54 <Hydrazine> If you don't laugh atleast a little during the adventure, something is wrong.;
14:58 <Steven> we are doing part 1 in like whenever everyone gets ready.
15:05 <Fish> I just get nervous and flustered.  And when in character I make my voice more high pitched.
15:08 <Fish> Even the male ones.
15:12 <Hydrazine> Its a game, not.. i don't know, pro acting class?
15:14 <Proxy> xD She does, its cute
15:28 <Kzar> I recall something about pathfinder account and pathfinder society scenarios on the paizo.com site to mark off which ones we've played?
15:30 <Proxy> So we have a fighter... anything else?
15:44 <Steven> I expect 100% authentic character voices at all times or you will take a -5 to all of your d20 rolls!
15:51 <Hydrazine> I think it was Avatar or something that was doing a voice for one of the intros with this horrific lisp..
15:55 <Hydrazine> we were cracking up.
16:05 <Proxy> Aww xD
16:13 <Hydrazine> How many we got?
16:15 <Proxy> The time I tried to do a German accent.... :(
16:15 <Steven> alright, avatar you want to host?
16:24 <Hydrazine> Am I necessary or more of a burden now?
16:35 <Steven> Hydra you are whatever you decide to be!
16:36 <Proxy> -grabs Hydra and drags in-
16:39 <Steven> self determination man!
16:41 <Proxy> I want it. o-o
17:10 <Steven> gotta run out to the car and grab my dice.
17:22 <Avatar> I think my account name is stuck but I can use it as my alias
17:28 <Avatar> why did that copy paste work but typing it doesn't?
17:34 <Hydrazine> Alright, screw it. Kyrabot here I come.
17:40 <Avatar> Steven: which part?
17:47 <Hydrazine> I've spent enough time being Kyra already..
17:49 <Steven> Part 1!
18:06 <Steven> we shall start at the beginning, and go to the last one over the next week sometime.
18:14 <Proxy> Ughhh I wish I didn't have to make a pregen xD It makes me cry
18:31 <Hydrazine> Well if you were quicker on the draw you could've had a character done by now.
18:41 <Avatar> I think all my guys are level 2
18:55 <Fish> Okay, I guess I'm spectating.
18:55 <Hydrazine> If it makes you feel any better, it takes me about 2 days to make one usually, but thats often because I'm trying too hard.
19:01 <Proxy> :( I tried, I wanted to know the rules first..
19:02 <Hydrazine> You are not!
19:13 <Fish> Yes I am! D:
19:15 <Steven> play a premade, we apply it to the character you are creating, and when you play part 2 you will have a game under your belt!
19:22 <Proxy> I just am one of those super hardcore roleplay bitches. the annoying ones.
19:32 <Proxy> So I hate not having a personality and backstory xD
19:32 <Hydrazine> Its cool. Nobody expects you to get all the rules AND make a char on the first day.
19:37 <Fish> And I got some of that from her.
19:47 <Steven> Alright! so does everyone here have CA and Skype?
19:57 <Fish> I have a Skype.
19:58 <Hydrazine> I think you got me already Steve.
19:59 <Kzar> I have skype, but not CA
20:03 <Kzar> I had forgotten about CA, fixing it now
20:11 <Fish> Nothing for audio or video, though
20:14 <Hydrazine> Oh man, CA takes like, 2 hours to patch..
20:19 <Avatar> I'll have to play a premade
20:24 <Proxy> CA? Oh dear... I dont think I have that. :(
20:28 <Hydrazine> You want kyra, avatar?
20:36 <Avatar> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/DevCA22b135.zip
20:45 <Avatar> kyra's not my first choice
20:55 <Proxy> I can be a cleric or that fine wizard fellow
20:56 <Steven> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/files.php5
20:56 <Avatar> do we need a kyra
21:01 <Hydrazine> I guess I'll keep Kyra.
21:03 <Avatar> what classes do we have
21:04 <Steven> yeah or the one avatar linked
21:06 <Hydrazine> You take the wizzie.
21:12 <Hydrazine> Prox I mean
21:14 <Kzar> where do I connect in CA?
21:15 <Proxy> I'll take what no one else wants xD
21:17 <Avatar> I will grab a samurai or something interesting
21:18 <Hydrazine> Hey Avatar, how about a rog?
21:33 <Hydrazine> Is there an oracle pregen?
21:37 <Hydrazine> Doubt it..
21:45 <Hydrazine> Too.. wide a range.
21:45 <Proxy> I dont think so. :(
21:48 <Brunius> Whatchu playin
21:49 <Steven> Samurai not allowed at my table!
21:55 <Steven> i hate that fucking horse.
21:55 <Avatar> yeah there is
22:08 <Avatar> alahazra is a level 1 oracle
22:12 <Hydrazine> Then you shouldn't let it have sex at the table, Steven.
22:15 <Hydrazine> Oh! Where can I see?
22:24 <Avatar> I'm actually not sure where I got it
22:25 <Proxy> Oh, they have other pregens?
22:34 <Avatar> yeah
22:37 <Avatar> any class you want
22:46 <Steven> what? a fucking horse... probably tiajuana
22:47 <Proxy> Fff- *head explodes*
22:51 <Avatar> except samurai apparently
23:05 <Proxy> Might be that attractive gunslinger, if they have her xD
23:12 <Avatar> you'll need a proper IRC client if you want me to send them to you
23:19 <Hydrazine> But I think some of them are kind of silly.
23:26 <Hydrazine> I was never a fan of TWF fighter.
23:29 <Steven> the samurai is way to powerful at level one, because he has that horse... and the horse is a better character than the rider.
23:44 <Proxy> Oh, mounts... xD
23:47 <Hydrazine> Don't druids have a similar problem?
23:49 <Kzar> just a quick note, english is my second language, so I'm sure you'll have much fun about certain pronounciations
23:59 <Hydrazine> Could be worse? Could be a synthesist?
24:07 <Steven> Anyways.
24:07 <Proxy> One of my players has a lion... It decimates everythingl.
24:10 <Hydrazine> Hey Kzar, half these guys are Aussie, I'm sure it can't be that bad.
24:17 <Proxy> Trying to get this contraption installed
24:19 <Steven> Get CA, get Skype...
24:20 <Hydrazine> And we did play with a charming Finnish lady once or twice.
24:29 <Kzar> Steven, Done on both :)
24:31 <Steven> 50.37.124.145 port 4000 connect through webserver.
24:40 <Kzar> and got the pregen just itching to start
24:50 <Steven> avatar you want to host call?
24:50 <Proxy> Hm... Whats the adress?
25:01 <Steven> oh and we need your skype address to call you.
25:18 <Proxy> Lemme go look that up.
25:25 <Kzar> I believe my skypename is robinsskypenamn
25:25 <Proxy> Do you need myn ame?
25:26 <Avatar> Steven: is that up yet
25:26 <Proxy> *name
25:35 <Avatar> CA
25:39 <Kzar> I get failure to connect on CA though
25:50 <Fish> I don't have a webcam or anything, though.
25:55 <Proxy> advant.vanguard, nickname Proxy
25:56 <Avatar> we don't use webcams
26:04 <Avatar> just voice
26:08 <Avatar> (and chat)
26:11 <Steven> not yet, but it will be in a momment.
26:18 <Steven> just need to run out and grab my dice
26:38 <Avatar> what classes are you guys playing?
26:44 <Proxy> We allowed online dice rollers? I like to post my results so it dont seem like Im a cheat :P
26:47 <Kzar> A mighty heroic fighter
26:52 <Kzar> of the pregen variety
26:53 <Proxy> Gonna see if I can find that pregen gunslinger, actually
27:02 <Proxy> She looks snooty and sassy. I can roleplay that.
27:33 <Proxy> I timed out on CA btw
27:42 <Hydrazine> I got the rockin' Kyra
27:50 <Hydrazine> Because somebody's gotta keep you chumps alive.
28:03 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/download/pathfinder/Pregens-Classes.zip
28:07 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/download/pathfinder/Pregens-UC-Classes.zip
28:09 <Hydrazine> That and I've played Kyra so much I'm sort of attached.
28:20 <Proxy> Take all my love, avatar
29:08 <Mekkis> From: Аvatar 	To: Avаtar 	Hey! You have my name! 
29:10 <Proxy> Lirianne, I am, apparently.
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29:39 <Steven> Alright, i am ready to go
29:41 <Hydrazine> Actually, I might take the oracle..
29:42 <Kzar> I am Karl, who is totally not Valeros
29:54 <Proxy> I prefer oracles, myself.
29:57 <Steven> ah Karl the raper of evil things!
30:41 <Proxy> CA's still freaking out on me...
30:47 <Avatar> it's not up yet
31:07 <Hydrazine> Nah, I'll stick with Kyra. Who is totally Kyra.
31:07 <Proxy> Oh, derp
31:10 <Proxy> I feel dumb
31:11 <Steven> it says kzar is connected to me.
31:17 <Kzar> Yes, I connected :)
31:19 <Hydrazine> ...in public?
31:30 <Hydrazine> Have you no SHAME?!?
31:33 <Kzar> and realized I should use my character name
31:33 <Steven> none
31:35 <Proxy> Im conncecting..
31:42 <Steven> no its fine to use whatever kzar
31:50 Hydrazine is now known as Kyra
31:56 Kzar is now known as Karl
32:09 <Fish> Fish leaves.
32:12 Fish has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
32:15 <Steven> no fish stay.
32:20 <Steven> damn... they left...
32:23 <Proxy> She shy'd out on us :(
32:26 <Kyra> Hey Proxy, go bring back your Fish.
32:32 <Proxy> I tried D:
32:35 <Steven> they can just stay and watch.
32:38 <Avatar> he sounded very frightened
32:48 <Steven> they dont HAVE to play.  we dont force people like that
32:56 <Avatar> he/she
32:56 <Karl> You could tell her we're all weirdos and only exist on IRC
33:11 <Kyra> We'd like it if she did, but just watching is okay.
33:20 <Proxy> She said she'd still feel awk xD
33:25 <Steven> yeah i like it when people watch.
33:31 <Karl> Shouldn't feel awkward
33:34 <Steven> and take pictures.
33:38 <Steven> OH!
33:48 <Steven> now that was designed to make people feel awkward
33:49 <Proxy> You know what pisses me off?
33:51 <Steven> muh bad.
33:57 <Kyra> Then its not going to get any better if you just run away every time..
34:08 <Proxy> My character description says, "Lirianne has set her sights on a life of adventure and faces any problems the world throws at her with both barrels blazing."
34:09 <Proxy> But she only has one pistol. :/
34:17 <Avatar> so we have a fighter, gunslinger and oracle?
34:22 <Steven> its cause later on she has more pistols.
34:26 <Kyra> You know what pisses me off? I just realized Kyra's holding her scimitar left handed, but the scabbard is clearly set up for a right hand draw.
34:27 <Proxy> Ah, okay
34:30 <Proxy> xD
34:51 <Proxy> A weird combination we have here... But we have melee, ranged, and healer, so it could work
34:59 <Kyra> cleric, not oracle.
35:00 <Karl> Valeros dagger is a lot bigger than it's sheath
35:00 <Steven> alright... proxy, with gunslingers, avoid water... little tip
35:05 <Proxy> I'm still trying to convince fish xD
35:09 <Avatar> I wouldn't mind trying oracle
35:09 <Proxy> Ack, sorry. I forgot
35:28 <Kyra> His sword is bigger than the sheath too.
35:32 <Steven> Alright, so skype call.  Avatar you host or shall I?
35:39 <Avatar> I will
35:45 <Avatar> I'm scared for your CA connection with the web server
35:50 <Steven> yeah.
35:54 <Karl> Do I need to add someone on skype?
35:58 <Avatar> I can host the mapping as well if you want
36:00 <Kyra> Gonna go oracle, Avatar?
36:01 <Steven> it really doesnt like transmitting across the pacific.
36:02 <Proxy> Do you have me?
36:02 <Avatar> Karl: what's yoru username
36:05 <Avatar> Kyra: yeah
36:09 <Karl> robinsskypenamn
36:12 <Kyra> Mkay. Double healer yo.
36:12 <Proxy> I wonder if my america will make it explode...
36:14 <Kyra> We're tough.
36:30 <Karl> This will be interesting, a group from 3 different contintents :P
36:46 <Avatar> Proxy: skype username
36:52 <Proxy> advant.vanguard
37:04 <Steven> dont worry everything will be okay, i have Cheesy breadsticks
37:11 <Brunius> it's chill guys
37:25 <Kyra> I don't think we have 3 different continents..
37:28 <Proxy> We could do with a rogue or wizardly sort though
37:32 <Brunius> Who's where?
37:35 <Kyra> Although we have had atleast 3 once.
38:01 <Kyra> If we got me, Mort, Zir and one of the aussies in, we'd have four.
38:02 <Avatar> Proxy: accept
38:32 <Proxy> Hm... I didn't get a request yet
38:34 <Steven> we had me, aust, and a dude from england.
38:36 <Proxy> Can I try adding you?
39:10 <Proxy> What's your name, Avatar?
40:01 <Karl> I'm swedish :P
40:57 <Proxy> We make a rainbowww
41:05 <Avatar> Proxy: did you add me
41:25 <Avatar> I resent mine
42:39 <Proxy> D: I still didn't... Wait shoot, I think I messed up the name
42:49 <Avatar> then who is this joker that I added
43:08 <Proxy> Did it have a picture of a weird sketchy paranoid  fellow?
43:22 <Proxy> If so, thats me xD
43:27 <Steven> i added you to my shit.
43:55 <Proxy> Im not getting any requsts this is so weird D: -dies a little inside-
44:08 <Avatar> you don't see a picture until you're added
44:16 <Avatar> oh wait yes it does
44:21 <Avatar> looks hand-drawn
44:29 <Proxy> Its actually digital
44:32 <Proxy> One of my oher characters
44:35 <Proxy> A buddy made it for me
44:53 <Avatar> that sounds great
45:19 <Proxy> Hm... It's supposed to give me a notification or something, right? Ive got nothing.
45:36 <Avatar> check the bottom of your contact list
45:42 <Avatar> or do a search for Avatar in your contact list
46:00 <Proxy> Hm, try adding me to the group? I set it so anyone can contact me
46:30 <Avatar> doesn't let us
48:24 <Proxy> I added everyone xD
48:38 Avatar gives channel operator status to Steven
49:07 Avatar gives voice to Avatar Karl Kyra Proxy
49:12 * Avatar removes channel operator status from Avatar
49:37 Avatar is now known as Alahazra
50:50 Kyra is now known as Ezren
51:01 <Ezren> Whats Proxy playing?
51:11 <Alahazra> gunslinger?
53:44 <Alahazra> words over here
54:08 <Proxy> [alright]
54:16 <Alahazra> brackets not required
54:26 <Proxy> Ooc? xD
54:35 <Alahazra> "in character"
54:36 <Alahazra> out of character
54:42 <Proxy> Ah, that works
54:46 * Alahazra does stuff
54:46 <Ezren> See, Steve's working on his 'boss' voice.
55:07 <Proxy> Its lovely
55:57 <Ezren> "Doe eyed hopeful? Does he know who I am?!"
56:01 <Steven> Assignment #17:
56:01 <Steven> ☐   A man named Guaril Karela runs a curio shop in the Docks called 
56:01 <Steven> the Pickled Imp. Go to him and fill his request as a favor to the 
56:01 <Steven> Society. I believe it has something to do with a set of rare books.
56:01 <Steven> ☐   Ollysta Zadrian requested aid and is expecting you at the Temple 
56:01 <Steven> of the Shining Star in the Ascendant Court. She needs someone 
56:01 <Steven> to deliver a parcel of medicine and curatives to a needy orphanage 
56:01 <Steven> and verify the character of the recipient.
56:01 <Steven> ☐   Visit the offices of Osirian nobleman Dremdhet Salhar in the Wise 
56:01 <Steven> Quarter. The Pathfinder Society needs to obtain permission to 
56:01 <Steven> delve the Salhar ancestral vaults beneath Sothis. He has made a 
56:01 <Steven> verbal agreement, and your visit makes it official. You will receive an 
56:01 <Steven> official charter and detailed maps. Do not embarrass the Society in 
56:01 <Steven> this matter.
56:01 <Steven> ☐   Chelish Paracountess Zarta Dralneen possesses an item loaned 
56:01 <Steven> from the Vaults. Meet with her in her estate in the Ivy District and 
56:01 <Steven> retrieve the item in her possession.
56:08 * Ezren takes the envelope, huffing and opening it up.
56:44 <Proxy> Is there a way to change my name>
56:51 <Alahazra> type /nick (nickname)
57:11 <Alahazra> it's /me (action) for doing stuff
57:20 <Ezren> "Talk to me like a child with a chores list, pah!"
57:26 <Ezren> Hydrazine is Ezren.
57:26 Proxy is now known as Lirianna
57:35 <Alahazra> < Avatar
57:44 * Ezren squints at the list, turns it upside down, squints at it more.
57:51 <Steven> < destroyer of hopes and dreams.
57:55 <Ezren> "Come on. Ivy district, we've got to meet the Paracountess."
57:58 * Lirianna nods sternly and polishes her gun, mouth set in a firm line.
58:35 * Ezren looks up. "Oh. Ezren. Wizard. Pleasure and all that. We got work."
58:46 <Lirianna> "No offense intended, but I'd like to know who I'm working with before I travel with them."
58:54 <Alahazra> "I am.... an oracle."
59:07 * Alahazra stares at nothing in particular with her clouded vision
59:28 * Lirianna She glares at the group, seeming to scrutinize them.
59:37 <Ezren> "That mean you're forseeing which one of these tasks is going to bother us the most? Got a suggestion where we going then?"
00:09 <Alahazra> "Which of these tasks shall we complete first?"
00:09 * Karl strokes his beard. "Well, I am Karl."
00:13 <Lirianna> "I am Lirianna. I work with guns, and I work with them well. And if you have any doubt of that, I'll wipe that out of your mind, I assure you."
00:13 <Ezren> "Kids these days.."
00:33 <Alahazra> "I am uncertain..."
00:57 <Ezren> "Last one sounds good. Always wanted to meet the Paracountess. I hear shes got great... charisma."
01:04 * Ezren coughs.
01:26 * Lirianna polishes her gun, even though it is perfectly shiny.
01:31 <Ezren> "Speaking of which... nevermind."
01:32 <Lirianna> "I'd enjoy putting some bullets in bodies."
01:44 * Ezren looks at the list.
01:45 <Lirianna> "Just personal taste, of course."
01:54 <Karl> "You sure sound like a violent lot."
02:05 <Ezren> "Shootin' people doesn't seem to be on the list."
02:23 <Lirianna> "Tch. I just know it's the fastest way to solve a problem. Diplomatic or otherwise."
02:24 <Ezren> "Likely we'll find some after all. Tends to be the way of it."
02:38 * Lirianna smirks slightly. "We can only hope so."
02:42 <Ezren> "Ivy District's this way, ain't it?"
03:20 * Lirianna shrugs. 
03:24 <Lirianna> "i'm not choosy."
03:30 * Ezren leads on.
05:14 <Ezren> "See this house? Looks like money."
05:42 <Alahazra> 124.170.45.132
06:10 <Ezren> orange
08:03 <Alahazra> karl give me a colour
09:22 * Ezren walks right up and knocks.
09:51 <Alahazra> I have 3 connected
10:18 * Lirianna nods, and crosses her arms. "An impressive structure, certainly..."
10:35 * Ezren gives the knocker a solid thump.
11:13 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20
11:13 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20: [1d20=2] 2
11:28 <Ezren> "Good day, sir. The Paracountess is expecting us, yes?"
11:28 <Steven> roll !roll 1d20+mod @Steven
11:44 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+2
11:44 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
13:31 <Lirianna> 1d20+2 perception
13:39 <Lirianna> !1d20+2 perception
13:58 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+2perception in the room
13:58 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+2perception in the room: [1d20=14perception in the room] 16
16:46 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+2 sense motive
16:46 <dicebot> Lirianna, sense motive: [1d20=20] 22
17:06 * Lirianna frowns. "I'll pass."
17:25 <Ezren> "Well... maybe after we finish the day's work.. Always nice to relax after a day's work.."
17:35 <Alahazra> "The trinket?"
17:52 * Lirianna filches, and places her hand on the pistol at her waist at the sound of the thud. 
18:00 <Lirianna> "what is going on there?"
18:19 <Ezren> "Complications."
18:33 <Ezren> "No plan ever survives the first contact with the enemy."
18:33 <Alahazra> "Complications?"
19:05 * Lirianna snatches it up quickly and examines it
19:33 <Alahazra> "Take it before she can kill us."
20:18 * Lirianna frowns. "Cut the crap, and just tell us what you want us to do."
20:24 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+1 sense motive
20:24 <dicebot> Alahazra, sense motive: [1d20=8] 9
20:41 <Alahazra> "This woman cannot be trusted."
20:51 <Lirianna> "I'd rather not."
20:53 <Alahazra> "I have forseen it."
21:03 <Ezren> "She wants us to go in there and get the thing we came her for from whatever ruckus is going on in there. Because she can't be bothered to."
21:38 <Karl> "I am rather curious about that ruckus..."
21:39 * Lirianna nods. "Very well. Let's hurry it up then."
21:51 <Alahazra> "We should move quickly."
21:58 <Lirianna> "Sounds like something to be taken care of. I can oblige that."
22:05 * Ezren looks at the group.
22:11 <Ezren> "Karl, is it? After you."
22:30 * Karl wanders up towards the door. "I'm sure it can't be that bad"
23:22 * Alahazra shuts the door behind her
23:37 <Alahazra> "I do not wish that we are followed."
24:20 * Lirianna draws her pistol
24:40 * Alahazra draws her quarterstaff
25:01 <Alahazra> "I see nothing."
25:20 <Ezren> Detect magic/
25:21 <Ezren> ?
25:44 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
25:46 <diebot> Ezren, initiative: [1d20=9] 11
25:53 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+2 init
25:54 <dicebot> Alahazra, init: [1d20=8] 10
26:03 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+3
26:04 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
26:18 <Karl> !roll 1d20+2
26:18 <dicebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=5] 7
26:52 <Ezren> Finish my spell?
27:31 <Ezren> "There! Magic!"
27:33 * Ezren points
27:49 * Alahazra delays
28:04 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+4
28:05 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+4: [1d20=6] 10
28:09 <Steven> !rand miss hit
28:09 <dicebot> Steven, random: miss
28:59 <Steven> karl you up.
31:00 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+4
31:00 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+4: [1d20=4] 8
31:55 * Lirianna staggers painfully and grasps at her chest
31:58 <Ezren> magic missile the rat!
32:23 <Ezren> !throw 1d4+1 pew pew!
32:24 <diebot> Ezren, pew pew!: [1d4=3] 4
33:51 <Ezren> I got planes!
33:55 <Ezren> Whats the thing?!
34:01 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20 touch of flame
34:01 <dicebot> Alahazra, touch of flame: [1d20=6] 6
34:07 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+8 kn: planes
34:07 <diebot> Ezren, kn: planes: [1d20=14] 22
34:14 <Alahazra> "I foresaw more."
35:34 <Ezren> "Silver! Use silver!"
35:55 * Lirianna gives the imp a dirty look, and stabs at it.
36:03 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+1
36:03 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+1: [1d20=7] 8
38:11 <Karl> !roll 1d20+5
38:12 <dicebot> Karl, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
38:35 <Karl> !roll 1d20+5
38:35 <dicebot> Karl, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
38:55 <Karl> !roll 1d8+3
38:56 <dicebot> Karl, 1d8+3: [1d8=4] 7
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39:08 <Alahazra> "I foresee great things in our future."
40:33 <Karl> !roll 1d20+4
40:33 <dicebot> Karl, 1d20+4: [1d20=5] 9
40:48 * Lirianna gives Alahazra a dirty look, blood leaking from chest.
41:29 <Ezren> acid splash it!
41:59 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+2 ranged touch
42:00 <diebot> Ezren, ranged touch: [1d20=13] 15
42:11 <Ezren> !throw 1d3
42:13 <diebot> Ezren, 1d3: [1d3=3] 3
43:51 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+2
43:51 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
44:19 <Alahazra> "Sorry, my vision was ... clouded."
44:42 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+1
44:42 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+1: [1d20=3] 4
45:22 <Ezren> Lir: Try !throw instead of !rol
45:50 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
45:51 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21
46:11 <Karl> !roll 1d8+3
46:12 <dicebot> Karl, 1d8+3: [1d8=6] 9
46:20 <Karl> !roll 1d20+2
46:20 <dicebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
46:29 <Karl> !roll 1d6+3
46:29 <dicebot> Karl, 1d6+3: [1d6=6] 9
47:50 <Alahazra> Steven: wake up
48:22 Steven has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
49:39 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
50:09 <Steven> that was fun
50:10 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Steven
50:23 <Steven> alright invites to phone.
50:23 <Alahazra> WB
50:42 <Steven> as soon as i pop back onlin,e alahazra what would you like to do with your turn?
51:00 * Lirianna tsks. "This thing's quick..."
51:15 <Alahazra> try with the rug again
51:22 <Alahazra> should I just roll
52:34 <Alahazra> [18:45] <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21
52:34 <Alahazra> [18:46] <Karl> !roll 1d8+3
52:34 <Alahazra> [18:46] <dicebot> Karl, 1d8+3: [1d8=6] 9
52:34 <Alahazra> [18:46] <Karl> !roll 1d20+2
52:34 <Alahazra> [18:46] <dicebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
52:34 <Alahazra> [18:46] <Karl> !roll 1d6+3
52:34 <Alahazra> [18:46] <dicebot> Karl, 1d6+3: [1d6=6] 9
53:14 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+2-4
53:14 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20+2-4: [1d20=1] -1
53:19 * Alahazra falls over
53:24 <Alahazra> (but gets up)
54:36 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+3
54:36 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16
55:48 <Lirianna> !roll 1d8
55:48 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d8: [1d8=6] 6
55:55 <Lirianna> +1
56:23 <Alahazra> -1
57:23 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
57:23 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
57:32 <Karl> !throw 1d8+3
57:32 <diebot> Karl, 1d8+3: [1d8=6] 9
57:33 <Ezren> this is notably easier than the time Honey, Fork, and Spork went at it.
57:38 <Karl> !throw 1d20+2
57:39 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
57:44 <Karl> !throw 1d6+3
57:44 <diebot> Karl, 1d6+3: [1d6=2] 5
57:48 <Ezren> Karl is on a rampage!
58:11 <Alahazra> "I foresee that this one would do well with the silver dagger."
59:10 <Lirianna> "It's weak to bullets too."
59:33 <Karl> !throw 1d20+4
59:33 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17
59:43 <Lirianna> 1d20+4
59:54 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+4
59:54 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+4: [1d20=8] 12
00:25 <Alahazra> Lirianna has total 3 dex damage, Karl has 1 dex damage
01:00 * Lirianna staggers and spits contemptuously. "Little bastard..."
01:44 <Ezren> Hand of the mage; hit it with my stick from way over here because thats how wizards roll.
01:49 <Ezren> Walking over to melee shit is for suckers.
02:02 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+7; 1d6 damage
02:02 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20; damage: [1d6=6] 6
02:43 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20 cmb grapple
02:43 <dicebot> Alahazra, cmb grapple: [1d20=2] 2
02:58 <Alahazra> "My vision was...clouded....again."
03:05 * Lirianna snickers
03:35 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+2
03:35 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
04:01 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
04:01 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=20] 23
04:10 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
04:11 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
04:18 <Karl> !throw 1d8+3
04:18 <diebot> Karl, 1d8+3: [1d8=1] 4
04:29 <Karl> !throw 1d20+2
04:30 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
04:35 <Karl> !throw 1d6+3
04:35 <diebot> Karl, 1d6+3: [1d6=3] 6
05:24 * Lirianna shoots at it as it flies
05:44 <Karl> "Now that was an annoying thing"
06:08 * Alahazra shakes the box, listening
06:12 * Lirianna grumpily re-holsters her pistol, and walks over to the group, still limping.
06:31 <Ezren> "Huh. A box."
06:37 <Alahazra> "I foresee that the box is empty."
06:57 <Lirianna> "Don't be stupid. Who wants an empty box?"
07:05 <Alahazra> "Ambrus Valsin."
07:06 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+8 knowledge: Arcana, history, nature, planes
07:07 <diebot> Ezren, knowledge: Arcana, history, nature, planes: [1d20=9] 17
07:10 <Alahazra> "We should move onto the next task."
07:35 <Ezren> "Oh! Oh! I get it.. Its uh.. tip of my tongue.."
07:38 * Ezren snaps his fingers.
08:02 <Ezren> "Oh! Its a thing that.. um.. like a drug for imps.."
08:11 <Lirianna> "So... It's pointless then."
08:19 <Alahazra> 124.170.45.132
08:23 <Alahazra> if you're not on CA
08:33 * Lirianna tosses the knife to the ground. "And this proved to be utterly useless as well."
08:41 <Ezren> "Pointless? Depends, can you find a few people to look like idiots chasing it around?"
09:04 <Lirianna> "I prefer guns." 
09:34 * Ezren pulls out the list.
09:56 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+4
09:57 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24
09:59 <Ezren> "Whats next?"
10:01 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+5
10:01 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20+5: [1d20=6] 11
11:00 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> ☐   A man named Guaril Karela runs a curio shop in the Docks called 
11:00 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> the Pickled Imp. Go to him and fill his request as a favor to the 
11:00 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> Society. I believe it has something to do with a set of rare books.
11:00 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> ☐   Ollysta Zadrian requested aid and is expecting you at the Temple 
11:00 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> of the Shining Star in the Ascendant Court. She needs someone 
11:00 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> to deliver a parcel of medicine and curatives to a needy orphanage 
11:00 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> and verify the character of the recipient.
11:00 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> ☐   Visit the offices of Osirian nobleman Dremdhet Salhar in the Wise 
11:00 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> Quarter. The Pathfinder Society needs to obtain permission to 
11:01 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> delve the Salhar ancestral vaults beneath Sothis. He has made a 
11:01 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> verbal agreement, and your visit makes it official. You will receive an 
11:01 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> official charter and detailed maps. Do not embarrass the Society in 
11:01 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> this matter.
11:03 * Lirianna staggers and spits to the side. "I'm gonna find that thing and desecrate it with my bullets."
11:12 <Lirianna> She does not appear to be contributing to the conversation.
11:48 <Alahazra> "To the docks."
11:54 <Alahazra> "The Docks"
12:01 <Lirianna> "Works for me. I hope I get to shoot something."
12:43 <Ezren> Boston?
14:35 <Alahazra> "Perhaps there we will find something to cure the poison completely."
14:48 * Lirianna fingers her pistol. "What sort of.... solution do you need for this... miscreant?"
14:58 <Lirianna> "A quick one, I presume?"
15:01 <Ezren> "Not necessarily a thief. A.. suspicious person. Of the skulking variety."
15:46 <Lirianna> "I see..." She frowns. "I would like to investigate this further."
15:49 * Ezren smiles.
15:55 <Ezren> "We get the box. We bring it here. Simple."
16:34 <Lirianna> "If we encounter this... suspicious man, do you care about how he is dealt with? Or is it up to us?"
16:34 <Alahazra> "To the warehouse."
16:35 <Ezren> "Anything else we find fell off the back of the wagon."
17:05 * Lirianna nods. "Works for me. Thank you, sir."
17:13 <Ezren> "I believe that means she intends to shoot him."
17:43 <Lirianna> "You could say I'm in a bit of a bad mood."
17:45 * Lirianna glares at the impo
17:48 <Lirianna> *imp
17:49 <Alahazra> I examine it
17:53 <Karl> "It looks kind of like that thing from before."
17:55 <Lirianna> "I don't like imps."
18:25 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+1 sense motive
18:25 <dicebot> Alahazra, sense motive: [1d20=11] 12
18:35 <Alahazra> "I believe this man may be trying to kill us."
18:41 <Alahazra> "I mean, that he is telling the truth."
18:49 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+2
18:50 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+2: [1d20=19] 21
18:51 <Alahazra> "I must remain clear."
18:59 <Ezren> "Are you sure? Which one is it? Those are rather different claims."
19:45 * Ezren looks at the jar.
19:54 * Lirianna looks disgusted. "So I'm really expected to eat this thing?"
20:20 <Ezren> "Yep. Thats an imp. If an imp caused it.. well.. maybe?"
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33:18 <***> Buffer Playback...
33:18 <***> Playback Complete.
33:28 <Alahazra> "I see everything."
34:50 <Karl> !throw 1d20
34:51 <diebot> Karl, 1d20: [1d20=7] 7
34:54 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1 perception
34:55 <diebot> Ezren, perception: [1d20=10] 11
35:02 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+8
35:03 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+8: [1d20=1] 9
35:13 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+1 perception (up to 30ft)
35:13 <dicebot> Alahazra, perception (up to 30ft): [1d20=14] 15
35:31 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+2 init
35:32 <dicebot> Alahazra, init: [1d20=7] 9
36:06 <Karl> !throw 1d20+2
36:06 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
36:07 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+2 init
36:08 <diebot> Ezren, init: [1d20=16] 18
36:27 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20
36:28 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
38:46 <Alahazra> AC16, 13 flatfooted
38:55 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+8 nature
38:56 <diebot> Ezren, nature: [1d20=13] 21
40:10 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20
40:10 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
40:21 <Alahazra> !roll 1d6
40:22 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
40:53 <Alahazra> 7/8
41:17 <Alahazra> "You dirty rat."
41:34 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20-1
41:35 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20-1: [1d20=16] 15
42:06 <Alahazra> con 8
42:22 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
42:23 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
43:00 <Karl> !throw 1d20+2
43:00 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
43:12 <Alahazra> attacking #2
43:13 <Karl> !throw 1d6+3
43:13 <diebot> Karl, 1d6+3: [1d6=5] 8
43:41 <Ezren> 5ft south, hand of apprentice at 3.
43:50 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+7 attack; 1d6 damage
43:50 <diebot> Ezren, attack: [1d20=8] 15; damage: [1d6=5] 5
44:53 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20
44:54 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
45:19 <Lirianna> !1d20+1
45:29 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+1
45:29 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+1: [1d20=4] 5
46:30 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
46:31 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22
46:38 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
46:39 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
46:48 <Karl> !throw 2d8+6
46:49 <diebot> Karl, 2d8+6: [2d8=2,3] 11
48:07 <Ezren> move 2 E through Lirianna, acid splash the last rat.
48:26 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+2 attack; 1d3 damage
48:26 <diebot> Ezren, attack: [1d20=1] 3; damage: [1d3=3] 3
48:57 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20
48:57 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
49:19 <Alahazra> "This body cannot catch up to the future."
49:28 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+1
49:29 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+1: [1d20=2] 3
51:45 <Karl> !roll 1d20+7
51:45 <dicebot> Karl, 1d20+7: [1d20=19] 26
51:51 <Karl> !roll 1d20+7
51:51 <dicebot> Karl, 1d20+7: [1d20=7] 14
52:13 <Karl> !roll 2d8+8
52:13 <dicebot> Karl, 2d8+8: [2d8=8,7] 23
52:57 * Lirianna smirks, and nudges a piece of rat with her boot
52:58 <Karl> "So, that takes care of the vermin."
53:49 <Lirianna> "Quite well. Nicely done."
54:08 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1
54:08 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+1: [1d20=15] 16
54:14 <Ezren> perception for the right damn crate
54:15 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+8
54:15 <dicebot> Lirianna, 1d20+8: [1d20=14] 22
55:37 <Ezren> "Alright. So.. We uh, lasso it, yank it up, and move on?"
56:13 <Ezren> Enough random wood to just make a walkway and go get it?
56:30 <Ezren> Karl will fix it.
56:34 <Ezren> Karl fixes everything.
56:34 * Lirianna takes out a length of rope, and tosses it down. "If you want it, I have plenty."
57:45 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+8 perception to see James Bond
57:45 <dicebot> Lirianna, perception to see James Bond: [1d20=2] 10
01:48 <Lirianna> !roll 1d20+4 knowledge engineering
01:49 <dicebot> Lirianna, knowledge engineering: [1d20=15] 19
03:21 Lirianna has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
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03:37 <Proxy> Testing...
04:00 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Proxy
04:07 * ChanOP removes channel operator status from Proxy
04:07 ChanOP gives voice to Proxy
05:09 * Proxy takes aim at the swaying rope.
05:11 <Karl> !throw 1d20+2
05:11 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
05:56 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20 str
05:57 <dicebot> Alahazra, str: [1d20=18] 18
06:00 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3 str
06:00 <diebot> Karl, str: [1d20=17] 20
07:27 <Alahazra> small mahogany box
08:05 <Alahazra> cargo manifests
08:08 <Alahazra> financial logs
08:16 <Alahazra> 10 sets of m/w thieves tools
08:17 <Alahazra> alchemist fire
08:21 <Alahazra> 12 jars
08:26 <Alahazra> adamantine weapon blanche
08:29 <Alahazra> marked cards
08:33 <Alahazra> 2 sets of average loaded dice
08:47 <Alahazra> it's /nick (name)
08:57 Proxy is now known as Lirianne
09:09 * Lirianne goes right for that powder.
09:45 * Alahazra takes the cards and the dice
09:56 <Alahazra> "It's never a matter of ... chance."
10:17 <Alahazra> "Observe."
10:21 <Lirianne> "I personally enjoy a gamble. Part of the gun of it."
10:23 * Alahazra rolls the dice
10:23 <Ezren> Is that an acid flask I saw?
10:24 <Lirianne> *fun
10:26 <Alahazra> !roll 1d6
10:27 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
10:31 <Alahazra> "I foresaw a 6."
11:44 * Lirianne takes the alchemist's fire.
11:50 <Lirianne> "You can always do with more firepower."
12:32 * Lirianne flexes. "Thanks... I suppose."
13:17 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> ☐   Ollysta Zadrian requested aid and is expecting you at the Temple 
13:17 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> of the Shining Star in the Ascendant Court. She needs someone 
13:17 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> to deliver a parcel of medicine and curatives to a needy orphanage 
13:17 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> and verify the character of the recipient.
13:17 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> ☐   Visit the offices of Osirian nobleman Dremdhet Salhar in the Wise 
13:17 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> Quarter. The Pathfinder Society needs to obtain permission to 
13:17 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> delve the Salhar ancestral vaults beneath Sothis. He has made a 
13:17 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> verbal agreement, and your visit makes it official. You will receive an 
13:17 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> official charter and detailed maps. Do not embarrass the Society in 
13:17 <Alahazra> [17:56] <Steven> this matter.
14:38 <Karl> !throw 1d20+1
14:38 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+1 perception
14:38 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+1: [1d20=7] 8
14:39 <dicebot> Alahazra, perception: [1d20=17] 18
14:44 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1 percept
14:44 <diebot> Ezren, percept: [1d20=3] 4
17:04 <Lirianne> !roll 1d20+8
17:05 <dicebot> Lirianne, 1d20+8: [1d20=10] 18
18:51 <Alahazra> osirion
21:20 * Lirianne grins slightly. "Should we... expect anything down there?"
22:03 <Lirianne> !roll 1d20+8
22:03 <dicebot> Lirianne, 1d20+8: [1d20=1] 9
22:43 <Lirianne> !roll 1d20+2
22:44 <dicebot> Lirianne, 1d20+2: [1d20=1] 3
23:43 <Alahazra> "Let me lead the way. I can see."
23:49 <Alahazra> I go inside
23:57 <Lirianne> "Right behind you."
24:07 * Ezren goes too.
24:27 <Ezren> "Did you foresee this?"
24:33 <Alahazra> "I did not."
24:47 * Lirianne "Of course." frowns at the door.
24:48 <Alahazra> copper-banded chest
24:52 <Alahazra> red lacquered chest
24:53 <Alahazra> solid steel cube
24:58 <Alahazra> clear glass jar
25:02 <Alahazra> covered wicker basket
25:14 <Ezren> Detect magic
25:24 * Lirianne approaches the red lacquered chest and examines it.
25:33 <Alahazra> copper = faint illusion 
26:23 * Lirianne frowns. "I suppose they wouldn't be kind enough to label it. Could always try reading the runes anyways." She looks at the wizard
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26:44 * Karl studies the solid steel cube. "This seems a little pointless"
26:52 <Ezren> I try to read it.
27:03 Brunius has quit (austnet.org!NickOP (Kill requested by Brunius_))
27:03 <Ezren> The one with things to read.
27:05 Brunius_ is now known as Brunius
27:16 Brunius has quit (Changing hosts)
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27:49 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+3 will
27:49 <dicebot> Alahazra, will: [1d20=16] 19
28:11 <Lirianne> !roll 1d20+2
28:12 <dicebot> Lirianne, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
28:18 <Alahazra> "I see this chest... is not here."
28:23 * Lirianne raises an eyebrow. 
28:24 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+3 will
28:25 <diebot> Ezren, will: [1d20=9] 12
28:32 <Alahazra> "Someone is trying to fool us."
28:41 <Alahazra> "But it is they who are the fools."
28:42 <Ezren> "Illusion."
28:52 * Alahazra looks smug
28:53 * Lirianne bites her lip. "I've had just about enough trickery.
28:56 <Ezren> "Whats in the basket?"
30:35 <Ezren> Pick it up and shake it?
30:45 * Lirianne is fed up and goes over to look at the clear glass jar.
31:28 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+3 fort
31:28 <diebot> Ezren, fort: [1d20=19] 22
31:36 <Lirianne> !1d20+8 perception to notice this
31:52 <Lirianne> !roll 1d20+8 perception to notice
31:52 <dicebot> Lirianne, perception to notice: [1d20=20] 28
32:27 <Ezren> "Aha! A key!"
34:10 <Lirianne> !roll 1d20+5
34:10 <dicebot> Lirianne, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
34:50 <Lirianne> !roll 1d20+5
34:51 <dicebot> Lirianne, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
35:15 * Lirianne gives the jar a dirty look and chucks it at the wall.
35:50 <Steven> !rand hit miss miss miss miss
35:50 <dicebot> Steven, random: miss
36:21 <Alahazra> "I foresee that those keys will fit these keyholes."
36:25 * Lirianne steps over to collect the key, with a sleight of hand
36:38 <Lirianne> !roll 1d20+7\
36:38 <dicebot> Lirianne, 1d20+7\\: [1d20=18\\] 25
36:39 <Ezren> "You weren't very good as a prophet, were you?"
36:52 <Alahazra> "Smooth."
37:07 <Ezren> Does my key look like it fits one of the boxes?
37:57 * Alahazra takes the key off of Lirianne
38:39 * Alahazra tries to use the glass jar key in the solid steel cube
38:53 * Ezren tries to use the basket key in the other chest
39:34 <Alahazra> "I foresee that key will fit in this lock."
40:00 * Ezren hands it over to Alahazra 
40:02 <Alahazra> "This one I'm not so sure."
40:34 <Alahazra> "My sight is clouded."
41:08 * Ezren scratches his head
41:53 <Alahazra> "Hey!"
42:13 <Alahazra> "Help?"
42:34 Lirianne has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
42:48 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+2 perception+guidance
42:48 <dicebot> Alahazra, perception+guidance: [1d20=16] 18
43:33 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+3 will
43:34 <dicebot> Alahazra, will: [1d20=14] 17
44:10 * Alahazra throws the key at Jarvis
47:13 <Alahazra> silver crusade
47:47 * Ezren takes the package
49:16 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+8 diplomacy+guidance
49:17 <dicebot> Alahazra, diplomacy+guidance: [1d20=15] 23
51:15 <Alahazra> brb
51:40 <Alahazra> back
55:06 <Ezren> "Good day, lad. We've come to speak with the Lady of the house?"
55:25 <Alahazra> "Or perhaps you're the man to talk to?"
56:00 <Alahazra> "A word."
56:13 <Alahazra> "May we come in."
56:23 <Ezren> "Good day, madam. We come on behave of the Silver Crusade."
56:29 * Ezren bows.
56:31 <Alahazra> behalf
57:17 * Karl makes himself comfortable in one of the seats.
57:36 <Alahazra> "Of course."
57:38 <Ezren> "Yes please, tea would be lovely."
58:18 <Alahazra> "You like making....tea?"
58:39 <Alahazra> "Excuse me?"
58:43 <Alahazra> I call out to one of the kids
59:02 <Alahazra> I relay Auntie's order
59:42 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+1 sense motive
59:43 <dicebot> Alahazra, sense motive: [1d20=3] 4
00:22 <Alahazra> "Tell me about the work you do here."
00:40 * Ezren waits for the tea, pacing around to have a look about the sitting room.
01:18 <Karl> !throw 1d20+1
01:18 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+1: [1d20=20] 21
01:41 <Alahazra> "You look after these children all day long?"
02:47 <Alahazra> "All day long?"
03:03 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+1 sense motive
03:04 <dicebot> Alahazra, sense motive: [1d20=3] 4
04:24 <Alahazra> "Do you play games with the children?"
05:00 <Alahazra> "Do you play with... adults?"
05:21 <Alahazra> "That's not what I'm referring to."
05:28 * Alahazra catches her attention, keeping her back on track
05:34 <Alahazra> "Just games."
06:21 <Ezren> "what do you do in your free time? Surely you do have some.. Excellent tea, by the way."
06:48 <Alahazra> "What a coincidence."
06:53 * Alahazra takes out the marked cards
06:57 <Alahazra> "Perhaps we should play a game."
07:06 <Karl> "A drink to the game?"
07:25 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+1 sense motive
07:25 <dicebot> Alahazra, sense motive: [1d20=18] 19
07:37 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1
07:37 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+1: [1d20=16] 17
07:42 <Karl> !throw 1d20
07:43 <diebot> Karl, 1d20: [1d20=4] 4
08:13 <Alahazra> "I foresaw your winning this game.
08:15 <Alahazra> "
09:40 <Ezren> "Pardon, madam, we have had a long day. Might I avail upon your gentleman's room?"
11:03 <Alahazra> "You are good with cards, can I expect you are also good with... cubes of chance?"
11:10 <Alahazra> I pack up the cards and take out the dice
11:27 <Karl> !throw 1d20
11:28 <diebot> Karl, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
11:28 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+1 sense motive
11:29 <dicebot> Alahazra, sense motive: [1d20=12] 13
11:29 * Ezren takes a good look about the downstairs.
12:28 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+1 sense motive during dice play
12:28 <dicebot> Alahazra, sense motive during dice play: [1d20=12] 13
12:32 <Karl> !throw 1d20
12:33 <diebot> Karl, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
12:53 <Alahazra> "You are so good at this."
13:03 <Alahazra> "You should have lost by accident by now."
13:08 <Alahazra> "It is almost as if you are.....cheating."
13:19 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+1 sense motive
13:19 <dicebot> Alahazra, sense motive: [1d20=10] 11
13:26 <Karl> !throw 1d20
13:27 <diebot> Karl, 1d20: [1d20=7] 7
14:33 * Ezren returns to the table.
14:56 <Ezren> "Thank you. I do believe I heard some coughing upstairs, perhaps our oracle here may be able to help?"
15:18 <Alahazra> "It's okay. I am a healer."
15:30 * Alahazra gets up
15:35 <Ezren> "Please. We insist."
15:48 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+5 heal
15:49 <dicebot> Alahazra, heal: [1d20=7] 12
16:14 <Alahazra> "With respect miss, I am not going to be using medical knowledge."
16:32 <Alahazra> I go upstairs, ignoring her goodbyes
16:44 * Karl follows Alahazra
16:45 * Alahazra feels her way around, because she can't really see
17:17 <Alahazra> "May I show you something?"
17:33 <Alahazra> "Alright."
17:47 <Alahazra> "This is not very funny, Miss Baldwin."
18:03 <Alahazra> "Are you hiding something?"
18:10 <Alahazra> "I am the treatment."
18:14 * Alahazra goes upstairs
20:43 <Ezren> "Madam, are there any children tall enough to reach there?"
20:44 * Ezren points
21:09 <Ezren> "So, this would be your whiskey, then?"
21:45 <Ezren> "Do you have free time away from the children?"
22:39 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+5 heal
22:39 <dicebot> Alahazra, heal: [1d20=5] 10
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23:23 <Alahazra> "It is our business considering we have medicine for the children."
23:51 <Alahazra> "It is up to us now to decide if you are fit to be looking after these children."
23:58 <Alahazra> "If you can scare us, clearly these children must be terrified."
24:25 <Karl> "You don't scare me lady"
24:27 * Karl takes a step back.
26:13 <Alahazra> "We need to talk to the children before we go."
26:51 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+7 diplomacy
26:51 <dicebot> Alahazra, diplomacy: [1d20=6] 13
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34:36 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+1 perception
34:36 <dicebot> Alahazra, perception: [1d20=12] 13
34:37 <Karl> !throw 1d20+1
34:38 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+1: [1d20=20] 21
34:42 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1
34:42 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+1: [1d20=1] 2
35:41 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+2 init
35:41 <dicebot> Alahazra, init: [1d20=19] 21
35:43 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+2
35:43 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
35:53 <Alahazra> "I foresaw this on our way back."
35:55 <Karl> !roll 1d20+2 init
35:55 <dicebot> Karl, init: [1d20=14] 16
36:08 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+5 init liri
36:08 <dicebot> Alahazra, init liri: [1d20=20] 25
36:09 <Ezren> "Sure you did. Saw fit to tell us about it right now, yes?"
38:34 <Alahazra> Karl's turn
39:50 <Karl> !throw 1d20+5
39:51 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
39:58 <Karl> !throw 1d8+3
39:59 <diebot> Karl, 1d8+3: [1d8=6] 9
41:30 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+8 spellcraft
41:31 <diebot> Ezren, spellcraft: [1d20=5] 13
41:35 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+5 spellcraft
41:35 <dicebot> Alahazra, spellcraft: [1d20=11] 16
41:59 <Alahazra> !spell shield of faith
42:02 <diebot> Alahazra, SHIELD OF FAITH abjuration ([]) cleric 1, inquisitor 1 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, M (parchment with a holy text written on it) Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
42:02 <diebot> This spell creates a shimmering, magical field around the target that averts and deflects attacks. The spell grants the subject a +2 deflection bonus to AC, with an additional +1 to the bonus for every six levels you have (maximum +5 deflection bonus at 18th level).
44:38 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+5 shot at bulging muscle guy
44:38 <dicebot> Alahazra, shot at bulging muscle guy: [1d20=5] 10
45:26 <Alahazra> 5/13
46:29 <Alahazra> !roll 1d8+1
46:30 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
46:48 <Alahazra> Lirianne on 10/13
47:15 <Ezren> burning hands em!
47:36 <Ezren> !throw 1d4
47:36 <diebot> Ezren, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
47:57 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
47:57 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
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48:06 <Karl> !throw 1d20+2
48:07 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
51:12 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+5 spellcraft
51:13 <dicebot> Alahazra, spellcraft: [1d20=19] 24
53:24 <Alahazra> Lirianne total defenses
54:07 <Alahazra> !roll 1d8+1
54:08 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
54:23 <Alahazra> "Karl!"
54:28 <Ezren> 6/8
54:48 * Karl glances to Alahazra
55:15 <Ezren> hmm.
55:21 <Ezren> cast magic missle defensively
55:28 <Ezren> stay on the ground for now.
55:34 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+11 concentration
55:35 <diebot> Ezren, concentration: [1d20=13] 24
55:42 <Ezren> !throw 1d4+1 pewpew
55:44 <diebot> Ezren, pewpew: [1d4=3] 4
55:47 <Ezren> barbarian dude
55:55 <Ezren> end
57:10 <Karl> !throw 1d20+2
57:10 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
57:16 <Karl> !throw 1d6+3
57:17 <diebot> Karl, 1d6+3: [1d6=1] 4
57:43 <Karl> !throw 1d20+3
57:43 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
00:04 <Karl> !throw 1d20+1
00:05 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+1: [1d20=11] 12
00:33 <Steven> !spell color spray
00:33 <diebot> Steven, COLOR SPRAY illusion (pattern[mind-affecting]) sorcerer/wizard 1, magus 1 1 standard action Range: 15 ft.  Comp: V, S, M (red, yellow, and blue powder or colored sand) Duration: instantaneous; see text Save: Will negates SR:yes
00:34 <diebot> A vivid cone of clashing colors springs forth from your hand, causing creatures to become stunned, perhaps also blinded, and possibly knocking them unconscious. Each creature within the cone is affected according to its HD. 2 HD or less: The creature is unconscious, blinded, and stunned for 2d4 rounds, then blinded and stunned for 1d4 rounds, and
00:34 <diebot> then stunned for 1 round. (Only living creatures are knocked unconscious.) 3 or 4 HD: The creature is blinded and stunned for 1d4 rounds, then stunned for 1 round. 5 or more HD: The creature is stunned for 1 round. Sightless creatures are not affected by color spray.
03:39 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20
03:39 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20: [1d20=19] 19
03:50 <Alahazra> !roll 1d6
03:50 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
05:11 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+5
05:12 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
05:17 <Alahazra> !roll 1d8
05:18 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d8: [1d8=4] 4
06:38 <Ezren> casst defensive acid splash at the big guy.
06:48 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+11 concentration
06:48 <diebot> Ezren, concentration: [1d20=18] 29
06:59 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+2 ranged touch
06:59 <diebot> Ezren, ranged touch: [1d20=15] 17
08:11 <Ezren> !throw 1d3
08:11 <diebot> Ezren, 1d3: [1d3=1] 1
08:37 <Alahazra> 6 more rounds for Karl
09:13 <Alahazra> http://paizo.com/download/pathfinder/Pregens-UC-Classes.zip
09:28 <Alahazra> 7/13
09:35 <Alahazra> for Lirianne
11:36 <Karl> !throw 1d20+5
11:36 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
13:41 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+2
13:41 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
14:09 <Ezren> !throw 1d20-1 stabilize
14:10 <diebot> Ezren, stabilize: [1d20=9] 8
17:23 <Karl> !throw 1d20+5
17:24 <diebot> Karl, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
17:37 <Karl> !throw 1d8
17:37 <diebot> Karl, 1d8: [1d8=4] 4
19:29 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+2
19:29 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
20:00 <Steven> !rand Her Image
20:00 <dicebot> Steven, random: Her
20:06 <Alahazra> !roll 1d6
20:06 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
20:31 <Ezren> !throw 1d20-2 stabilize
20:32 <diebot> Ezren, stabilize: [1d20=3] 1
22:14 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+3
22:15 <dicebot> Alahazra, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
22:21 <Karl> !roll 1d20+2
22:21 <dicebot> Karl, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18
22:28 <Alahazra> !roll 1d20+3 shirt reroll
22:28 <dicebot> Alahazra, shirt reroll: [1d20=6] 9
27:09 <Alahazra> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/myAccount
27:15 Alahazra is now known as Avatar
27:50 <Steven> well hey that was fun!
27:56 Karl is now known as Kzar
27:58 <Kzar> That was a lot of fun
28:00 <Avatar> yeah that was sweet
28:18 <Steven> Auntie Baldwins House of Bluff
28:29 <Steven> and cardsharking
28:29 Ezren is now known as Hydrazine
28:30 <Avatar> she is the worst BBEG ever
28:35 <Kzar> and scaring poor harmless warriors
28:38 <Hydrazine> Color spray is OP
28:50 <Kzar> Can't even stay mad at those robbers
28:53 <Kzar> they did heal us up
29:01 <Kzar> even after I killed one of them the moment we saw them
29:16 <Hydrazine> he had it coming
29:22 <Avatar> just dropped him
29:25 <Hydrazine> Have you seen what happens if you don't?
29:26 <Avatar> nobody's dead until they're dead
29:42 <Kzar> Yea, I get to take a nap
29:56 <Wrothmonk> so...
30:00 <Mekkis_x200> !spell vocal alteration
30:00 <diebot> Mekkis_x200, VOCAL ALTERATION transmutation ([]) alchemist 1, bard 1, inquisitor 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, witch 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one humanoid creature Comp: V, S Duration: 1 minute/level Save: Fortitude negates SR:yes
30:01 <diebot> You alter the target's voice to something else. For example, you could make the target's voice high-pitched, husky, or nasal, or change its accent to an accent you are familiar with. If this spell is used as part of a disguise, the target gets a +10 bonus on the Disguise check when trying to fool a listener. The target can vary the disguised voice
30:01 <diebot> just as it could its normal voice. For example, a halfling female given a male dwarf noble's voice and accent could speak in falsetto, with a rural halfling accent, and so on.
30:35 <Mekkis_x200> anyone die?
30:49 <Wrothmonk> when did you guys start, it seems like a 6 hour scenario would have to have started right after i left...
30:52 <Wrothmonk> :P
31:01 <Kzar> We started about 5 hours ago
31:09 <Wrothmonk> ah alright.
31:30 <Kzar> My first pathfinder game and I certainly didn't feel like a level 1 :P
31:50 <Wrothmonk> So who (if anyone) has died, and who is Kzar?
32:02 <Wrothmonk> Thats pfs for you.
32:07 <Wrothmonk> :P
32:29 <Avatar> kzar is a boss
32:40 <Avatar> you'd do good to learn from him
32:51 <Steven> kzar is diebot's favored son
33:13 <Steven> did hydra leave his nnumber?
33:31 <Wrothmonk> Hey I did four crits last game, I even crit on a crit
33:35 <Wrothmonk> :P
33:41 <Mekkis_x200> I knew she was hanging out with dicebot 
34:07 <Wrothmonk> so is czar character name or just normal username.
34:09 <Wrothmonk> kzar*
34:16 * Wrothmonk strangles autocorrect… Again.
34:39 <Avatar> Hydrazine is 43545
34:52 <Avatar> -6 is his next one, I think?
34:59 <Avatar> Spork was -5
35:57 <Mekkis> I should create a character called Ѕteven
36:00 <Steven> should have found out the girls number.
36:17 <Wrothmonk> and I should make a sorcerer named wroth monk.
36:31 * Steven removes channel operator status from Steven
36:41 <Mekkis> does someone on Paizo.com already have that username>
36:54 <Wrothmonk> ?
37:11 <Steven> oh well.  and you shouldnt make character names with special characters as it interferes with the search function.
38:14 <Mekkis> how are things from table 4 "special characters"
39:37 <Steven> woot woot, i managed to find a level one of mine that didnt have first steps attributed to it.
39:44 <Steven> but now im out of level 1s again.
39:49 <Steven> since it leveled it up.
40:14 <Kzar> Wrothmonk, kzar is my regular nick
40:17 <Kzar> Karl is my character :)
40:21 <Wrothmonk> Ah ok.
40:36 <Wrothmonk> Well hello and welcome to the ap- gah I cannot stop doing that...
40:41 <Wrothmonk> :P
41:55 <Kzar> Thank you :)
42:03 <Kzar> It is good to be here :D
42:33 <Wrothmonk> So what was the scenario you guys were playing?
43:21 <Avatar> first steps 1
43:30 <Wrothmonk> Ah, thought it was familiar.
43:45 <Wrothmonk> also, how the hell did anyone survive?!?!?!
43:47 <Avatar> probably the best first steps 1 game ever
43:48 <Wrothmonk> :P
43:52 <Kzar> They had me :P
43:56 <Avatar> we lost :P
44:05 <Kzar> Anything but that scary old lady
44:07 <Avatar> yeah kzar's luck ran out
44:13 <Avatar> after going to the orphanage
44:22 <Kzar> the witch cursed me :(
44:26 <Wrothmonk> ugh I hated that lady.
44:34 <Wrothmonk> Wait she was a witch?
44:44 <Kzar> I don't think so :P
44:53 <Wrothmonk> My first steps we didn't engage in combat.
44:55 <Kzar> the dice turned against me when we met her
45:05 <Wrothmonk> ah I see
45:44 <Avatar> she freaked us out
45:59 <Avatar> you think you know a person
46:42 <Wrothmonk> I wish Aaron had shot that lady :P
46:59 <Steven> kzar do you have an email where i can mail your chronical sheet to you at?
47:40 <Kzar> Steven, [email protected]
47:53 <Wrothmonk> Aaron was my first and only character now and ever to play first steps 1 through 2
48:16 <Avatar> I have two level 1 guys, both need first steps 2
48:28 <Wrothmonk> Dont.
48:40 <Avatar> don't what
48:49 <Wrothmonk> don't play first steps 2.
49:01 <Avatar> first steps 2 is sweet
49:14 <Avatar> you had a bad day
49:15 <Wrothmonk> No its terrible.
49:22 <Avatar> play darkest vengeance
49:25 <Avatar> then you will know a bad scenario
49:36 <Avatar> I will run it for you
49:53 <Wrothmonk> what tier?
50:01 <Avatar> 1-2 4-5
50:01 <Steven> pfffft darkest vengeance... Play Dalsine Affair.  Then you will know a bad scenario
50:12 <Wrothmonk> tier?
51:04 <Steven> Dalsine Affair= Do you have a 20con, toughness with a d10 character...  Hmmmm if you do you might survive if the GM rolls low.
51:23 <Wrothmonk> I want to play both of those with rumil.
51:24 <Wrothmonk> :P
51:48 <Mekkis> I survived Dalsine Affair
51:49 <Mekkis> at 6-7
51:55 <Avatar> just need to find a couple more suicidal players
52:30 <Mekkis> turns out that +38 to stealth saves lives!
52:37 <Mekkis> (in particular, my life)
52:51 <Steven> Dalsine Affair has the highest kill count of all scenarios.  I don't mean your character died and got rezzed, i mean complete character death.
53:19 <Wrothmonk> ok I don't think Rumil is /that/ suicidal.
54:08 <Avatar> that's only because it's a 1-5
54:15 <Mekkis> you mean "they ticked the 'character died' box"
54:19 <Mekkis> Dalsine's 1-7
54:25 <Steven> yup
54:27 <Avatar> still
54:29 <Avatar> 1-2 3-4 
54:34 <Mekkis> Itzamna played it at 5th level at tier 6-7
54:46 <Avatar> yeah send in the summon
54:49 <Avatar> good work
54:59 <Mekkis> he rolled well on the Rod
56:06 <Wrothmonk> of wonder or clw?
56:23 <Mekkis> you can't get a rod of CLW
56:26 <Mekkis> it's a wand
56:32 <Mekkis> the Rod of Awesomeness
56:37 <Wrothmonk> aww.
56:45 <Mekkis> (wonder)
58:45 <Mekkis> !reincarnate wonder
58:48 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 20:  Gust of wind but at windstorm force (Fortitude DC 14 negates).
01:38 <Steven> alright finished with that.
02:24 <Mekkis> can elementals wield weapons?
02:40 <Wrothmonk> do they have arms/hands?
02:46 <Steven> go check the boards and find out, i dotn know.
08:39 <Steven> i think its time for some sleep so i can show up well rested for wotw tomorrow
08:42 <Wrothmonk> so what powers does the rod of wonder have in pfs?
08:57 <Mekkis> !reincarnate wonder
09:00 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 29:  Stinking cloud appears at 30-ft. range (Fortitude DC 15 negates).
09:11 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, all of them
09:33 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, all of them
09:34 <Mekkis> !reincarnate wonder
09:36 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 99:  Flesh to stone (or stone to flesh if target is stone already) if target is within 60 ft. (Fortitude DC 18 negates).
11:58 <Wrothmonk> darn it doesn't have the anvil one.
12:07 <Mekkis> anvil one?
12:10 <Mekkis> !item Rod of Wonder
12:11 <Wrothmonk> http://www.twiceblessedcomic.com/?webcomic_post=15
12:17 <diebot> Mekkis, ROD OF WONDER [moderate enchantment] CL:10 none 12000gp, 5lb
12:18 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/rod_of_wonder.html
13:40 <Mekkis> I'd buy that
13:47 <Mekkis> saves me paying for an accountant
13:52 <Wrothmonk> XD
14:10 <Mekkis> but seriously...
14:42 <Mekkis> compare the Pathfinder Rod of Wonder with the 3.5e one
14:46 <Mekkis> http://www.d20srd.org/srd/magicItems/rods.htm#wonder
15:22 <Wrothmonk> They are the same?
17:06 <Mekkis> oh... I could have sworn that it improved in Pathfinder
17:12 * Mekkis looks at the 3.0 version
19:09 <Mekkis> hn
19:14 <Mekkis> stikk
19:16 <Mekkis> still
19:20 <Mekkis> it's an awesome rod
19:29 <Avatar> what were you thinking the different was
19:29 <Wrothmonk> oh mekkis, if you go back a few pages on that comic you get some great jokes.
19:32 <Avatar> difference*
19:52 <Mekkis> I thought the 3.5e version was much more hazardous to the wielder
20:19 <Avatar> I might buy a rod of wonder for James
20:23 <Avatar> it's his kind of item
22:05 <Mekkis> it's great if you've found yourself doing nothing in combat
22:10 <Mekkis> oh my god...
22:20 <Avatar> yeah I have
22:20 <Mekkis> I've just described Kernigahn...
22:54 <Avatar> I've lost direction for the character
23:05 <Wrothmonk> maybe I should get one for Eryne.
23:14 <Mekkis> hey
23:15 <Avatar> having to improve his gunslinging isn't what I wanted to shoot for
23:16 <Wrothmonk> I've built him to buff his eidolon and thats about it.
23:29 <Mekkis> we should get Brunius to run something for Eryne, Itzamna and James
23:46 <Wrothmonk> itzamna, james?
23:46 <Mekkis> with us all using rods of wonder
23:50 <Wrothmonk> XD
23:52 <Avatar> who is eryne
23:56 <Wrothmonk> my summoner
23:58 <Wrothmonk> gnome
24:03 <Wrothmonk> obsessed with dragons.
24:05 <Avatar> do you want a rod of wonder
24:23 <Mekkis> I thought a rod of wonder was a chaotic thing
24:31 <Avatar> it is
24:33 <Mekkis> Itzamna was chaotic when he bought it
24:39 <Avatar> oh
24:42 <Wrothmonk> hem that would be a problem.
24:43 <Avatar> chaotic by alignment
24:49 <Avatar> no
24:51 <Brunius> How about
24:52 <Brunius> no
24:54 <Wrothmonk> Eryne is neutral good.
24:56 <Brunius> and I go to sleep
24:58 <Brunius> Sound good?
25:03 <Avatar> just run something brunius god
25:16 <Mekkis> (he switched to Neutral Good after he was forced to keep to an agreement he had made with the full intention of reniging on it)
25:40 <Wrothmonk> I haven't seen anyone but avatar and mekkis running stuff in a while.
25:44 <Wrothmonk> just saying.
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25:54 <Mekkis> Steven ran something a couple of hours ago
25:55 <Avatar> I am not actually trying to con brunius into running anything
26:04 <Wrothmonk> Ah
26:09 <Wrothmonk> wait he ran first steps?
26:12 <Mekkis> yeah
26:13 <Avatar> sarcasm intended
26:20 <Wrothmonk> ...
26:23 <Wrothmonk> I thought he hated that.
26:25 <Mekkis> I've been running something every week
26:36 <Mekkis> hmmm...
26:42 <Mekkis> Avatar, what are you conquest plans?
26:49 <Avatar> go to conquest
27:04 <Avatar> what else would they be
27:29 <Avatar> I played a game tonight, I'm playing wotw tomorrow, and I'm playing two more on sunday and monday
27:41 <Avatar> this is part of the overbooking myself I have been yabbering on about
27:50 <Avatar> I should have had tonight off
27:55 <Mekkis> what's happening Sunday and Monday?
27:56 <Avatar> but then I would have missed a sweet sweet game of pfs
28:10 <Avatar> john and simon are running games
28:15 <Mekkis> oh
28:16 <Mekkis> cool
28:26 <Mekkis> what mods?
28:39 <Avatar> everwar 3 and my enemy's enemy
28:51 <Avatar> hmmm could take Buck to 11
28:56 <Mekkis> cool
29:07 <Mekkis> have you played everwar 2 yet?
29:07 <Avatar> no actually my enemy's enemy is 3-7 I think
29:18 <Avatar> oh wait maybe it's everwar 2
29:21 <Avatar> yeah
29:25 <Wrothmonk> Avatar, remember to drink lots of coffee. 
29:37 <Avatar> only need one
29:42 <Avatar> I have the good stuff
29:50 <Avatar> it's still only one game per day
29:53 <Avatar> not like cons 
29:56 <Avatar> 2 games per day for 4 days
31:37 <Mekkis> the Sydney con is 3 games per day
31:47 <Avatar> that's shit though
31:52 <Avatar> they squeeze it in the same amount of time?
32:01 <Wrothmonk> My dad once told me he would run 12-24 hour games, stopping to eat of course. There was this one guy that drank I think gatorade through twizzlers.
32:26 <Mekkis> 	Friday March 29th: 0800–1230, 1230–1700, 1700–2130; 
32:28 <Wrothmonk> I think the guy probably stayed up the entire time :P
32:40 <Avatar> yeah squeezing it in is shit
32:48 <Avatar> darkwhite knows what he's doing
32:57 <Mekkis> So does Al
33:03 <Avatar> not if he's squeezing
33:28 <Mekkis> so you're saying I should go to Melbourne for Conquest rather than to Sydney?
33:50 <Avatar> well melbourne is superior to sydney in all ways
33:52 <Avatar> what can I say
34:14 <Mekkis> I'll be going to the one that's cheaper
34:23 <Steven> opera?
34:27 <Mekkis> con
36:10 <Mekkis> so: if anyone can influence the cost of the total con, it will influence which one I'm going to
36:43 <Steven> OH OH OH OH I CAN!
37:00 <Mekkis> (total con = travel + accommodation + entry + getting my car back from Canberra to Brisbane)
37:06 <Mekkis> Steven, please do
37:15 <Mekkis> do you need my paypal account?
37:30 <Steven> i think i have some change around my house ill send you.
37:41 <Steven> probably like 4 bucks
37:55 <Mekkis> is that in the Sydney pile or the Melbourne pile?
37:56 <Steven> I can influence up to 4 dollars.
39:04 <Mekkis> which way are you influencing it, Steven?
39:10 * Steven shrugs
39:26 <Steven> I have a boon i need to pick.  Dont really need it.
39:45 <Steven> maybe i should put it into  price pool somewhere
39:56 <Mekkis> Steven, get a Wayang and trade it to me for a kilo of Australian coffee
40:18 <Steven> i dont drink coffee
40:25 <Steven> and have no desire to begin drinking it.
40:25 <Mekkis> ok then
40:36 <Mekkis> Australian chocolate-coated coffee beans
40:37 <Steven> got anything else in trade?
40:53 <Steven> I dont like coffee beans coated in anything.
40:54 <Mekkis> a slightly used tablet PC?
41:09 <Mekkis> a Judge Foil Karmic Guide?
41:31 <Steven> I think the tablet is a bit more expensive then i would ever take in trade for a boon.
41:33 <Mekkis> twenty random rares that are currently lying on my desk?
41:53 <Mekkis> two hundred random cards that are currently lying on my desk?
42:24 <Mekkis> An IBM X-Series dual-processor 2U rack-mount server?
42:43 <Steven> i kinda feel like if i just keep sitting here the amount of cards will just keep going up and eventually ill end up with a new binder full of cards lol
42:45 * Mekkis looks at other stuff on his desk
43:03 <Mekkis> ooh
43:07 <Mekkis> there's a graphics card here
43:36 <Mekkis> wow... the third-fastest AGP graphics card ever made?
44:02 <Mekkis> a 64GB OCZ SSD?
44:27 <Mekkis> man, I really need to clean my desk
45:25 <Steven> have you tried offering on the Boon Trade forum?
45:35 <Mekkis> no
45:47 <Mekkis> what about an intel CPU
46:13 <Mekkis> the "I need to clean my desk and want a boon" thread?
47:04 <Steven> How about this mekkis, if i pick up another wayang boon at paizocon/gencon i will consider sending it your way.  I was actually talking about the boon i picked up at radcon.
47:24 <Steven> which was a pretty wierd one
48:15 <Steven> Sacred Trust: Choose one of the Shoanti clans listed below and gain the related benefit. 
48:15 <Steven> Cross the other six clan entries off this Chronicle sheet.
48:15 <Steven> Axe Clan: You become specialized in Intimidate, and once per scenario as a free action you 
48:15 <Steven> gain a +2 bonus on any Strength check.
48:15 <Steven> Hawk Clan: Once per scenario you may roll twice when rolling initiative and take the higher 
48:15 <Steven> result.
48:15 <Steven> Moon Clan: You gain a +1 bonus on Will saves.
48:15 <Steven> Skull Clan: You become specialized in Heal, and once per scenario you may increase a weapon 
48:15 <Steven> damage roll by 3 against an undead target. This damage is not multiplied on a critical hit 
48:15 <Steven> and is not applied to a creature immune to critical hits or precision damage.
48:15 <Steven> Spire Clan: You gain a +1 bonus on Fortitude saves.
48:15 <Steven> Sun Clan: You gain a +1 bonus on Reflex saves.
48:15 <Steven> Wind Clan: You become specialized in Acrobatics, and your speed increases by 5 feet when 
48:16 <Steven> running or charging.
53:28 <Mekkis> hawk sounds the best
54:54 <Mekkis> Ulzef_hates_mIRC, the Spirit of Freedom shirts should arrive around  19/03/2013
55:00 <Steven> alright, time for soem nap action!
55:13 <Wrothmonk> cue epic soft music!
55:14 <Steven> then some running of errands
56:04 <Steven> followed by some playing of Way of the Wicked where i shall eventually throw a vampiric mist backpack on someone.
56:19 <Steven> IT SHALL BE DONE!!!!!!!!!!!
56:38 <Mekkis> I'm sure you'll come up with some interesting uses with the mist
57:03 <Steven> like perhaps torturing a young squire into telling me lots of stuff.
57:12 <Mekkis> with the mist?
57:22 <Steven> oh yeah.
57:32 <Mekkis> "Give me someone to eat"
57:34 <Mekkis> :)
57:57 <Steven> "Just a nibble now, we want him to be able to sustain you for a long while."
58:43 <Mekkis> so
58:51 <Mekkis> it's Kapow's birthday tomorrow
59:01 <Mekkis> how many future sight boosters should I give him?
59:04 <Wrothmonk> vampiric mist?
00:14 <Steven> as many as you want to risk
00:28 <Steven> losing out on a goyf for.
08:23 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> mekkis: just double checking your game is a go tonmorrow corret?
09:22 <Mekkis> of course
11:19 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> sweet just wanted to make sure
11:38 <Mekkis> the spirit of freedom shirts should be here before Easter
11:47 <Mekkis> what's your plan for accommodation at conquest?
12:23 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> stay at my mates place just down the road from the con
12:44 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> think you played with him before
12:53 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> john T been trying to get him on here
13:54 <Mekkis> what characters does he play?
14:23 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> str 5 halfling rogue/ranger with a cross bow
14:53 <Ulzef_hates_mIRC> he doesnt play much though
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43:45 <Wrothmonk> "The only solution to failure is to restart and make another attempt.
43:45 <Wrothmonk> If failure strikes again, strike your computer with a large hammer."
52:33 <Mekkis> hmmm
53:04 <Mekkis> I want to see how much I can achieve with a deck of illusions
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