// #d&d — 2013-03-11
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00:11:58 <Mort-> Ello
00:12:04 <Mekkis> moin
00:13:32 <Mort-> Oh you.
00:13:41 <Mort-> Its afternoon
00:13:56 <Mekkis> so?
00:14:04 <Mekkis> moin is a generic german greeting
00:16:10 <Mort-> Level 10 can do ruby phoenix tournament right
00:16:18 <Mekkis> ja
00:16:20 <Mekkis> why?
00:16:30 <Mort-> Mort qualifies?
00:16:40 <Mort-> How many scenarios is it
00:16:48 <Mekkis> it's a module
00:16:51 <Mort-> Just dinged 10
00:16:52 <Mekkis> 3xp in total
00:16:59 <Mort-> Oh wow
00:17:09 <Mort-> So if i live it through ill be 11
00:17:19 <Mekkis> heh... you might retire mort before I retire a character...
00:17:33 <Mort-> At 11 you retire?
00:17:45 <Mekkis> 12
00:17:52 <Mort-> Morts sort of sweet
00:17:57 <Mort-> Oh
00:18:01 <Mort-> Soon then
00:18:23 <Mort-> Back to sitting in an ivory tower making jewellery
00:18:41 <Mekkis> you should be like Mytiazair
00:18:48 <Mekkis> go out there promoting freedom!
00:18:50 <Mekkis> FREEDOM!
00:18:50 <Mort-> Why?
00:18:56 <Mort-> Lol
00:19:13 <Mekkis> hell
00:19:20 <Mort-> Ok question. How do you stop people from rising as undead
00:19:27 <Mort-> Burn the bodies?
00:19:28 <Mekkis> Mytiazair could make Ulzef believe in freedom!
00:19:35 <Mekkis> don't kill them
00:19:38 <Mort-> Go go
00:19:51 <Mort-> If they are already dead?
00:19:56 <Mort-> When you get there?
00:20:20 <Mekkis> cast animate dead on them
00:20:23 <Mekkis> then kill them
00:20:27 <Mekkis> you generally can't rise twice
00:20:36 <Mort-> Does burning a body help?
00:20:38 <Mekkis> or just toss 'em in the BoH
00:20:47 <Mekkis> no, it just causes flaming skeletons
00:21:07 <Mort-> Really?
00:21:28 <Mekkis> toss the bodies in a portable hole
00:21:30 <Mort-> I'm thinking cremation = ashes
00:21:42 <Mort-> How do you..get a skeleton out of ashes
00:21:48 <Mekkis> yes, but standard fire burning != cremation
00:22:00 <Mort-> Ok so after that what do you do with the body
00:22:11 <Mort-> Can't i get an awful big fire?
00:22:15 <Mekkis> toss it in a portable hole
00:22:22 <Mekkis> cast Shrink Object on it
00:22:30 <Mort-> (Throw fireball)
00:22:50 <Mort-> Ya but i don't want to carry bodies around
00:22:54 <Mort-> Its disgusting
00:23:19 <Mekkis> shove the portable hole in a bag of holding
00:23:30 <Mort-> Kaboom?
00:23:53 <Mort-> You can't have an inter dimensional space in an inter dimensional space
00:23:58 <Mekkis> planeshift the bodies to the positive energy plane
00:24:01 <Mekkis> !item portable hole
00:24:05 <diebot> Mekkis, PORTABLE HOLE [strong conjuration] CL:12 none 20000gp, 0lb
00:24:05 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/portable_hole.html
00:24:16 <Mort-> Too expensive
00:24:27 <Mekkis> Each portable hole opens on its own particular nondimensional space. If a bag of holding is placed within a portable hole, a rift to the Astral Plane is torn in that place. Both the bag and the cloth are sucked into the void and forever lost. If a portable hole is placed within a bag of holding, it opens a gate to the Astral Plane. The hole, the bag, and any creatures within a 10-foot radius are drawn there, the portable hole and bag of holding being de
00:24:27 <Mekkis> stroyed in the process.
00:24:37 <Mekkis> planeshift the bodies to the positive energy plane
00:24:50 <Mort-> Ok next question. You are fighting spiders
00:25:10 <Mekkis> no I'm not
00:25:11 <Mort-> You get poisoned and a delay poison is cast on you
00:25:17 <Mort-> Assuming
00:25:38 <Mort-> What happens to further bites by the spider while you're fighting it
00:26:01 <Mort-> It says you're immune to poison for the duration of the spell
00:26:19 <Mort-> Does that mean you can sit in stinking cloud with no effect?
00:27:41 <Mekkis> I think so
00:28:34 <Mort-> So what happens when it wears off(you're out of the stinking cloud because you killed the wizard who created it)
00:29:00 <Mekkis> not sure
00:29:01 <Mort-> And all your spider bites
00:29:02 <Mekkis> ask on the forums
00:29:16 <Mort-> Not too clear really.
00:29:35 <Wrothmonk> quick question
00:29:53 <Mekkis> .
00:29:59 <Wrothmonk> is it possible to toss a portable hole into a bag of holding from a distance?
00:30:21 * Mort- shudders and hides in a hole
00:30:30 <Mort-> I don't want to be around when it happens
00:30:52 <Wrothmonk> since that could end a few boss fights quick.
00:31:06 <Mekkis> http://unicorn.us.com/alex/dnd/superweapon_arrowhead.gif
00:31:44 <Wrothmonk> >:D
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00:31:58 <Mort-> Want more funny cheese?
00:32:05 <Wrothmonk> I always do
00:32:12 <Wrothmonk> also let me send that to my dad...
00:32:22 <Kzar> I don't understand that arrow of total destruction
00:32:41 <Mort-> For not too big bosses. Try some shape earth
00:32:51 <Mort-> Can't remember the cleric spell in detail
00:32:54 <Wrothmonk> !spell shoe earth
00:32:57 <diebot> Wrothmonk, MOVE EARTH transmutation ([earth]) druid 6, sorcerer/wizard 6 see text Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M (clay, loam, sand, and an iron blade) Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:no
00:32:57 <diebot> Move earth moves dirt (clay, loam, sand, and soil), possibly collapsing embankments, moving hillocks, shifting dunes, and so forth. In no event can rock formations be collapsed or moved. The area to be affected determines the casting time. For every 150- foot square (up to 10 feet deep), casting takes 10 minutes. The maximum area, 750 feet by 750
00:32:57 <diebot> feet, takes 4 hours and 10 minutes to move. This spell does not violently break the surface of the ground. Instead, it creates wavelike crests and troughs, with the earth reacting with glacial fluidity until the desired result is achieved. Trees, structures, rock formations, and such are mostly unaffected except for changes in elevation and
00:32:57 <diebot> relative topography. The spell cannot be used for tunneling and is generally too slow to trap or bury creatures. Its primary use is for digging or filling moats or for adjusting terrain contours before a battle. This spell has no effect on earth creatures.
00:33:48 <Mekkis> cool
00:33:52 <Wrothmonk> I don't think that would be the best of ideas.
00:33:54 <Mekkis> I should take that
00:34:12 <Wrothmonk> wait no...
00:34:40 <Mort-> paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/spells/stoneShape.html
00:34:44 <Mort-> This one
00:35:06 <Mort-> Encase bbeg in a stone tomb
00:35:27 <Mekkis> Mort-, that Just Doesn't Work, unless your caster level's in the high hundreds
00:35:37 <Mort-> 10ft?
00:35:37 <Wrothmonk> Would it be possible to make that arrow in pathfinder?
00:35:43 <Mekkis> !spell stone shape
00:35:44 <diebot> Mekkis, STONE SHAPE transmutation ([earth]) cleric 3, druid 3, sorcerer/wizard 4 1 standard action Range: touch stone or stone object touched, up to 10 cu. ft. + 1 cu. ft./level Comp: V, S, M/DF (soft clay) Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:no
00:35:45 <diebot> You can form an existing piece of stone into any shape that suits your purpose. While it's possible to make crude coffers, doors, and so forth with stone shape, fine detail isn't possible. There is a 30% chance that any shape including moving parts simply doesn't work.
00:35:49 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, yes
00:36:02 <Mort-> Enough to put a medium creature into the earth?
00:36:10 <Mort-> You'll be minimum caster level 5
00:36:24 <Mekkis> Mort-, let's talk basic geometry
00:36:33 <Wrothmonk> ok… I need to make a guy that uses a bow and make that arrow...
00:36:35 <Mekkis> a square is 5'x5'.
00:36:52 <Mekkis> assuming it's 8' high, that's 400 cubic feet
00:37:01 <Mort-> Huh?
00:37:20 <Mekkis> sorry. 200 cubic feet
00:37:31 <Mort-> I thought 10= a 10x 10 ft hole
00:37:39 <Mekkis> no
00:37:50 <Mort-> Hm bad maths then
00:37:58 <Mekkis> 10 cubic feet is 1'x2'x5' for instance
00:38:30 <Mekkis> FYI: stone shape is like a drill, not like a bulldozer
00:38:32 <Mort-> Ok so basically too small to work
00:38:47 <Mort-> I thought you just melt things down
00:38:51 <Mort-> :d
00:39:13 <Mort-> Oh well
00:39:26 <Wrothmonk> so how much would one of those arrows cost? would it just be portable hole+ bag of holding+arrow?
00:39:36 <Mort-> Thanks on that and no i don't want portable hole ideas
00:39:37 <Mekkis> more or less
00:39:44 <Mekkis> I'd require a masterwork arrow
00:39:51 <Mekkis> and I wouldn't try it in PFS if I were you
00:40:00 <Mort-> Portable hole is 20 k
00:40:11 <Wrothmonk> why not?
00:40:22 <Mekkis> because you should Expect Table Variation
00:41:09 <Mort-> 20 k is a lot to kill one monster
00:41:16 <Mort-> Too expensive imo
00:41:20 <Wrothmonk> hem fair point
00:42:27 * Mort- wags her tail at wrothmonk
00:42:44 * Wrothmonk sticks mort's tail in portable hole
00:43:04 * Mort- screams and pulls her tail out
00:43:10 <Mort-> Why you so mean :(
00:43:20 <Wrothmonk> I really wanted to make that arrow.
00:43:26 <Wrothmonk> :(
00:43:36 <Mort-> But why are you doing things on me :(
00:43:44 <Mort-> There are things called slaying arrows
00:43:45 <Wrothmonk> for fun >:D
00:43:51 <Mort-> Fort save though
00:43:57 <Mort-> Have i harmed you? :(
00:44:18 * Mort- turns a pair of huge black eyes onto wrothmonk
00:44:24 <Wrothmonk> you did lick me in front of my dad :/
00:44:27 <Mekkis> they're called arrows
00:44:37 <Mekkis> you shoot enough of them, the enemy dies
00:44:38 <Mekkis> no save
00:44:56 <Mekkis> if that's not enough
00:45:01 <Mekkis> be a paladin
00:45:11 <Mekkis> ride a mount
00:45:17 <Wrothmonk> but they aren't as cool as sucking a 10ft area into oblivion
00:45:20 <Mekkis> cast Saddle Surge
00:45:23 <Mekkis> and smite evil
00:45:28 <Mort-> I'm sorry
00:45:31 <Mekkis> you get like +12 to damage to each arrow
00:45:38 <Mekkis> bypassing all DR
00:45:43 <Mort-> But I'm a lemur and i didn't know he was your dad
00:46:10 <Mort-> Did i embarass you?
00:46:17 <Wrothmonk> a tad.
00:46:19 <Mort-> I mean dogs lick people
00:46:23 <Wrothmonk> but the tail in the portable hole makes us even.
00:46:27 <Wrothmonk> :P
00:46:28 <Mort-> Why can't lemurs.
00:46:30 <Mort-> :(
00:46:38 * Mort- is a sadmus
00:46:42 <Mort-> Sadmur
00:47:05 <Mort-> Can you get a gs pally i wonder
00:47:43 <Mort-> Nevermind. Gs not supposed to be in j
00:47:50 <Mort-> D&d
00:49:24 <Mort-> You really need a lot of space for saddle surge trick
00:49:34 <Mekkis> not with a flying mount :)
00:49:37 <Mort-> why not do litany of righteousness
00:49:53 <Mekkis> lasts rounds per level
00:50:34 <Mort-> Litany is swift action to cast
00:51:03 <Mekkis> !spell litany of righteousness
00:51:05 <diebot> Mekkis, LITANY OF RIGHTEOUSNESS evocation ([good, language-dependent]) inquisitor 3, paladin 2 1 swift action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round Save: no SR:yes
00:51:06 <diebot> Calling down a litany of anathema, you make an evil more susceptible to the attacks of good creatures. If the target is evil, it takes double damage from attacks made by creatures with a good aura (from a class feature or as a creature with the good subtype). If the target also has the evil subtype; when it is hit with attacks made by creatures
00:51:06 <diebot> with a good aura, it is also dazzled for 1d4 rounds. If this spell targets a nonevil creature (or one that lacks the evil subtype), it has no effect, and the spell is wasted. While subject to this spell, the target cannot be the target of another spell that has the word "litany" in the title.
00:51:30 <Mort-> I wonder what happens if some day a pally takes unsanctioned knowledge and learns mirror image and displacement
00:51:36 <Mekkis> Iso you do both :)
00:52:00 <Mort-> How does a pally get a flying mount
00:52:10 <Mort-> Besides riding the druids roc
00:52:41 <Mort-> Or riding the druid or the syn/ eidolon
00:53:39 <Ballig> ebony fly statuette
00:53:52 <Mort-> Not for long
01:22:57 <Mort-> Good night
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03:45:00 <Steven> well breakfast was good.
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09:26:49 <Mort-> Wrothmonk?
09:26:52 <Mort-> !
09:26:53 <Wrothmonk> Hello
09:27:36 * Mort- jumps into the air and flies
09:27:37 <Steven> dont do it man! its a trap!
09:27:40 <Mort-> I can fly!
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09:28:23 <Mort-> :d
09:28:58 <Wrothmonk> So what just happened with the scoutlan.qld.au.austnet.org thing?
09:30:22 <Mort-> Maybe its down
09:30:31 <Mort-> Wait for admin
09:30:45 <Mort-> But i can fly!
09:32:53 <Wrothmonk> It looks to me like the channel somehow "reset" to an older version
09:34:11 <Mort-> Maybe a time warp
09:35:10 <Wrothmonk> No, I don't think wibbily wobbly timey wimey stuff was involved.
09:35:11 <Mort-> Ask mekkis when he gets here
09:35:23 <Mort-> Oh i have a tale for you
09:35:38 <Mort-> We were like in this kind of structure.
09:36:07 <Mort-> Lots of doors and we were trying to find the bbeg who was supposed to be a humanoid
09:37:01 <Mort-> We caught and questioned one of them
09:37:22 <Mort-> He said let me free and ill tell you where the bbeg is
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14:11:20 <Mort-> Ello
14:11:25 <Mekkis> moin
14:12:53 <Mort-> Oh you.
14:13:02 <Mort-> Its afternoon
14:13:17 <Mekkis> so?
14:13:25 <Mekkis> moin is a generic german greeting
14:15:31 <Mort-> Level 10 can do ruby phoenix tournament right
14:15:39 <Mekkis> ja
14:15:41 <Mekkis> why?
14:15:52 <Mort-> Mort qualifies?
14:16:01 <Mort-> How many scenarios is it
14:16:09 <Mekkis> it's a module
14:16:13 <Mekkis> 3xp in total
14:16:13 <Mort-> Just dinged 10
14:16:20 <Mort-> Oh wow
14:16:30 <Mort-> So if i live it through ill be 11
14:16:40 <Mekkis> heh... you might retire mort before I retire a character...
14:16:54 <Mort-> At 11 you retire?
14:17:06 <Mekkis> 12
14:17:13 <Mort-> Morts sort of sweet
14:17:19 <Mort-> Oh
14:17:22 <Mort-> Soon then
14:17:44 <Mort-> Back to sitting in an ivory tower making jewellery
14:18:02 <Mekkis> you should be like Mytiazair
14:18:09 <Mekkis> go out there promoting freedom!
14:18:11 <Mekkis> FREEDOM!
14:18:12 <Mort-> Why?
14:18:17 <Mort-> Lol
14:18:34 <Mekkis> hell
14:18:42 <Mort-> Ok question. How do you stop people from rising as undead
14:18:48 <Mort-> Burn the bodies?
14:18:49 <Mekkis> Mytiazair could make Ulzef believe in freedom!
14:18:56 <Mekkis> don't kill them
14:18:59 <Mort-> Go go
14:19:12 <Mort-> If they are already dead?
14:19:18 <Mort-> When you get there?
14:19:41 <Mekkis> cast animate dead on them
14:19:44 <Mekkis> then kill them
14:19:48 <Mekkis> you generally can't rise twice
14:19:57 <Mort-> Does burning a body help?
14:19:59 <Mekkis> or just toss 'em in the BoH
14:20:08 <Mekkis> no, it just causes flaming skeletons
14:20:28 <Mort-> Really?
14:20:49 <Mekkis> toss the bodies in a portable hole
14:20:52 <Mort-> I'm thinking cremation = ashes
14:21:04 <Mort-> How do you..get a skeleton out of ashes
14:21:09 <Mekkis> yes, but standard fire burning != cremation
14:21:21 <Mort-> Ok so after that what do you do with the body
14:21:33 <Mort-> Can't i get an awful big fire?
14:21:36 <Mekkis> toss it in a portable hole
14:21:43 <Mekkis> cast Shrink Object on it
14:21:51 <Mort-> (Throw fireball)
14:22:12 <Mort-> Ya but i don't want to carry bodies around
14:22:16 <Mort-> Its disgusting
14:22:40 <Mekkis> shove the portable hole in a bag of holding
14:22:51 <Mort-> Kaboom?
14:23:14 <Mort-> You can't have an inter dimensional space in an inter dimensional space
14:23:19 <Mekkis> planeshift the bodies to the positive energy plane
14:23:22 <Mekkis> !item portable hole
14:23:26 <diebot> Mekkis, PORTABLE HOLE [strong conjuration] CL:12 none 20000gp, 0lb
14:23:26 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/portable_hole.html
14:23:38 <Mort-> Too expensive
14:23:48 <Mekkis> Each portable hole opens on its own particular nondimensional space. If a bag of holding is placed within a portable hole, a rift to the Astral Plane is torn in that place. Both the bag and the cloth are sucked into the void and forever lost. If a portable hole is placed within a bag of holding, it opens a gate to the Astral Plane. The hole, the bag, and any creatures within a 10-foot radius are drawn there, the portable hole and bag of holding being de
14:23:48 <Mekkis> stroyed in the process.
14:23:58 <Mekkis> planeshift the bodies to the positive energy plane
14:24:12 <Mort-> Ok next question. You are fighting spiders
14:24:31 <Mekkis> no I'm not
14:24:32 <Mort-> You get poisoned and a delay poison is cast on you
14:24:38 <Mort-> Assuming
14:24:59 <Mort-> What happens to further bites by the spider while you're fighting it
14:25:22 <Mort-> It says you're immune to poison for the duration of the spell
14:25:41 <Mort-> Does that mean you can sit in stinking cloud with no effect?
14:27:02 <Mekkis> I think so
14:27:55 <Mort-> So what happens when it wears off(you're out of the stinking cloud because you killed the wizard who created it)
14:28:21 <Mekkis> not sure
14:28:22 <Mort-> And all your spider bites
14:28:23 <Mekkis> ask on the forums
14:28:38 <Mort-> Not too clear really.
14:28:56 <Wrothmonk> quick question
14:29:14 <Mekkis> .
14:29:21 <Wrothmonk> is it possible to toss a portable hole into a bag of holding from a distance?
14:29:42 * Mort- shudders and hides in a hole
14:29:51 <Mort-> I don't want to be around when it happens
14:30:14 <Wrothmonk> since that could end a few boss fights quick.
14:30:27 <Mekkis> http://unicorn.us.com/alex/dnd/superweapon_arrowhead.gif
14:31:05 <Wrothmonk> >:D
14:31:19 <Mort-> Want more funny cheese?
14:31:27 <Wrothmonk> I always do
14:31:33 <Wrothmonk> also let me send that to my dad...
14:31:44 <Kzar> I don't understand that arrow of total destruction
14:32:02 <Mort-> For not too big bosses. Try some shape earth
14:32:12 <Mort-> Can't remember the cleric spell in detail
14:32:16 <Wrothmonk> !spell shoe earth
14:32:18 <diebot> Wrothmonk, MOVE EARTH transmutation ([earth]) druid 6, sorcerer/wizard 6 see text Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M (clay, loam, sand, and an iron blade) Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:no
14:32:18 <diebot> Move earth moves dirt (clay, loam, sand, and soil), possibly collapsing embankments, moving hillocks, shifting dunes, and so forth. In no event can rock formations be collapsed or moved. The area to be affected determines the casting time. For every 150- foot square (up to 10 feet deep), casting takes 10 minutes. The maximum area, 750 feet by 750
14:32:19 <diebot> feet, takes 4 hours and 10 minutes to move. This spell does not violently break the surface of the ground. Instead, it creates wavelike crests and troughs, with the earth reacting with glacial fluidity until the desired result is achieved. Trees, structures, rock formations, and such are mostly unaffected except for changes in elevation and
14:32:19 <diebot> relative topography. The spell cannot be used for tunneling and is generally too slow to trap or bury creatures. Its primary use is for digging or filling moats or for adjusting terrain contours before a battle. This spell has no effect on earth creatures.
14:33:09 <Mekkis> cool
14:33:14 <Wrothmonk> I don't think that would be the best of ideas.
14:33:15 <Mekkis> I should take that
14:33:34 <Wrothmonk> wait no...
14:34:01 <Mort-> paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/prd/spells/stoneShape.html
14:34:06 <Mort-> This one
14:34:27 <Mort-> Encase bbeg in a stone tomb
14:34:48 <Mekkis> Mort-, that Just Doesn't Work, unless your caster level's in the high hundreds
14:34:58 <Mort-> 10ft?
14:34:59 <Wrothmonk> Would it be possible to make that arrow in pathfinder?
14:35:04 <Mekkis> !spell stone shape
14:35:06 <diebot> Mekkis, STONE SHAPE transmutation ([earth]) cleric 3, druid 3, sorcerer/wizard 4 1 standard action Range: touch stone or stone object touched, up to 10 cu. ft. + 1 cu. ft./level Comp: V, S, M/DF (soft clay) Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:no
14:35:06 <diebot> You can form an existing piece of stone into any shape that suits your purpose. While it's possible to make crude coffers, doors, and so forth with stone shape, fine detail isn't possible. There is a 30% chance that any shape including moving parts simply doesn't work.
14:35:09 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, yes
14:35:23 <Mort-> Enough to put a medium creature into the earth?
14:35:31 <Mort-> You'll be minimum caster level 5
14:35:45 <Mekkis> Mort-, let's talk basic geometry
14:35:54 <Wrothmonk> ok… I need to make a guy that uses a bow and make that arrow...
14:35:56 <Mekkis> a square is 5'x5'.
14:36:13 <Mekkis> assuming it's 8' high, that's 400 cubic feet
14:36:22 <Mort-> Huh?
14:36:41 <Mekkis> sorry. 200 cubic feet
14:36:52 <Mort-> I thought 10= a 10x 10 ft hole
14:37:00 <Mekkis> no
14:37:12 <Mort-> Hm bad maths then
14:37:19 <Mekkis> 10 cubic feet is 1'x2'x5' for instance
14:37:51 <Mekkis> FYI: stone shape is like a drill, not like a bulldozer
14:37:53 <Mort-> Ok so basically too small to work
14:38:08 <Mort-> I thought you just melt things down
14:38:13 <Mort-> :d
14:38:34 <Mort-> Oh well
14:38:48 <Wrothmonk> so how much would one of those arrows cost? would it just be portable hole+ bag of holding+arrow?
14:38:58 <Mort-> Thanks on that and no i don't want portable hole ideas
14:38:58 <Mekkis> more or less
14:39:05 <Mekkis> I'd require a masterwork arrow
14:39:11 <Mekkis> and I wouldn't try it in PFS if I were you
14:39:21 <Mort-> Portable hole is 20 k
14:39:33 <Wrothmonk> why not?
14:39:43 <Mekkis> because you should Expect Table Variation
14:40:30 <Mort-> 20 k is a lot to kill one monster
14:40:37 <Mort-> Too expensive imo
14:40:42 <Wrothmonk> hem fair point
14:41:49 * Mort- wags her tail at wrothmonk
14:42:05 * Wrothmonk sticks mort's tail in portable hole
14:42:25 * Mort- screams and pulls her tail out
14:42:32 <Mort-> Why you so mean :(
14:42:41 <Wrothmonk> I really wanted to make that arrow.
14:42:48 <Wrothmonk> :(
14:42:57 <Mort-> But why are you doing things on me :(
14:43:06 <Mort-> There are things called slaying arrows
14:43:06 <Wrothmonk> for fun >:D
14:43:12 <Mort-> Fort save though
14:43:18 <Mort-> Have i harmed you? :(
14:43:39 * Mort- turns a pair of huge black eyes onto wrothmonk
14:43:46 <Wrothmonk> you did lick me in front of my dad :/
14:43:48 <Mekkis> they're called arrows
14:43:58 <Mekkis> you shoot enough of them, the enemy dies
14:43:59 <Mekkis> no save
14:44:17 <Mekkis> if that's not enough
14:44:22 <Mekkis> be a paladin
14:44:32 <Mekkis> ride a mount
14:44:38 <Wrothmonk> but they aren't as cool as sucking a 10ft area into oblivion
14:44:40 <Mekkis> cast Saddle Surge
14:44:44 <Mekkis> and smite evil
14:44:50 <Mort-> I'm sorry
14:44:52 <Mekkis> you get like +12 to damage to each arrow
14:44:59 <Mekkis> bypassing all DR
14:45:04 <Mort-> But I'm a lemur and i didn't know he was your dad
14:45:31 <Mort-> Did i embarass you?
14:45:38 <Wrothmonk> a tad.
14:45:41 <Mort-> I mean dogs lick people
14:45:44 <Wrothmonk> but the tail in the portable hole makes us even.
14:45:49 <Wrothmonk> :P
14:45:50 <Mort-> Why can't lemurs.
14:45:51 <Mort-> :(
14:45:59 * Mort- is a sadmus
14:46:03 <Mort-> Sadmur
14:46:27 <Mort-> Can you get a gs pally i wonder
14:47:04 <Mort-> Nevermind. Gs not supposed to be in j
14:47:11 <Mort-> D&d
14:48:45 <Mort-> You really need a lot of space for saddle surge trick
14:48:55 <Mekkis> not with a flying mount :)
14:48:58 <Mort-> why not do litany of righteousness
14:49:14 <Mekkis> lasts rounds per level
14:49:56 <Mort-> Litany is swift action to cast
14:50:24 <Mekkis> !spell litany of righteousness
14:50:26 <diebot> Mekkis, LITANY OF RIGHTEOUSNESS evocation ([good, language-dependent]) inquisitor 3, paladin 2 1 swift action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 round Save: no SR:yes
14:50:27 <diebot> Calling down a litany of anathema, you make an evil more susceptible to the attacks of good creatures. If the target is evil, it takes double damage from attacks made by creatures with a good aura (from a class feature or as a creature with the good subtype). If the target also has the evil subtype; when it is hit with attacks made by creatures
14:50:27 <diebot> with a good aura, it is also dazzled for 1d4 rounds. If this spell targets a nonevil creature (or one that lacks the evil subtype), it has no effect, and the spell is wasted. While subject to this spell, the target cannot be the target of another spell that has the word "litany" in the title.
14:50:51 <Mort-> I wonder what happens if some day a pally takes unsanctioned knowledge and learns mirror image and displacement
14:50:57 <Mekkis> Iso you do both :)
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14:53:35 <Mort-> Also not war trained
14:53:35 <Ballig> it's 12 hours 3 days a week
14:53:35 <Mort-> Need to cast that pally spell for war traininp
14:53:49 <Ballig> that's nothing to sneeze at
14:53:49 <Mort-> Bleh
14:55:32 <Ballig> it's arguably combat trained
14:56:52 <Mekkis> take a level of druid, of course
14:56:59 <Mekkis> actually
14:57:10 <Mekkis> Paladin (sacred servant) with animal domain does it
14:58:51 <Mort-> Pallies don't get domains
14:58:59 <Mekkis> some archetypes do
14:59:03 <Mort-> Ah k
14:59:36 <Mort-> That's interesting
14:59:48 <Mort-> Pally archers ftw
15:00:27 <Ballig> was it in 2E that a paladin using a ranged weapon was considered cowardly?
15:00:32 <Mort-> But anyway don't like pallies
15:00:47 <Mort-> There's an archtype for ranged pallies den
15:00:48 <Mekkis> no. It's just some people's ideas on how paladins should work
15:00:49 <Mort-> Even
15:00:56 <Mort-> So. Not an issue
15:01:17 <Mort-> Time to go
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15:01:19 <Mekkis> not sure why Mort-'s so obsessed about it. I've seen three clerics fall, but no paladins.
15:16:04 <Wrothmonk> have you looked at the post where the weapon was devised mekkis?
15:16:10 <Mekkis> no
15:16:24 <Wrothmonk> Portable hole: 20,000 gp
15:16:24 <Wrothmonk> Type 1 bag of holding: 2,500 gp
15:16:25 <Wrothmonk> Masterwork construction: 100 gp
15:16:29 <Wrothmonk> Destroying the DM's carefully crafted encounter: Priceless
15:23:09 <Kzar> What is a portable hole?
15:23:20 <Mekkis> !item portable hole
15:23:23 <Mekkis> that.
15:23:24 <Wrothmonk> a portable hole into another dimension.
15:23:25 <diebot> Mekkis, PORTABLE HOLE [strong conjuration] CL:12 none 20000gp, 0lb
15:23:25 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/portable_hole.html
15:24:47 <Kzar> Ah, now I get that destruction arrow!
15:27:12 <Wrothmonk> I need to look at some cheaper magic items and see if I can come up with anything.
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15:41:59 <Wrothmonk> what happens if you roll two knucklebones of fickle fortune at once?
15:43:35 <Ballig> wonder what would happen if a creature was affected by dimensional anchor when the gate to the astral plane is opened
15:44:29 <Mekkis> Ulzef, the Spirit of Freedom T-Shirts arrived
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17:25:27 <Steven> murder on the throaty mermaid sucks dick...
17:29:33 <Mekkis> really?
17:29:39 <Mekkis> did I run it THAT badly for you?
17:32:00 <Mekkis> oh, I didn't run it for oyu
17:56:14 <Avatar> I liked throaty mermaid
17:56:37 <Avatar> I am probably running it soon
17:57:11 <Ballig> I am running it right now
17:57:12 <Ballig> beat that
17:57:52 <Avatar> I already ran it
17:58:24 <Ballig> I am already ranning it right now
17:58:44 <Avatar> I am already ranning it a second ago
17:59:18 <Avatar> Steven: have you played bonekeep
17:59:40 <Ballig> Welcome to BONESTORM, Thrillho!
18:23:19 <Mekkis> Avatar, have you levelled up snickers?
18:42:44 <Avatar> possibly not
18:43:01 <Avatar> I had to level up one character to get through race for the runecarved key, and that was Buck
18:43:08 <Avatar> wait, which snickers?
18:43:14 <Avatar> I've levelled wotw snickers
18:46:57 <Mekkis> cool
18:54:12 <Mekkis> !spell compassionate ally
18:54:15 <diebot> Mekkis, COMPASSIONATE ALLY enchantment (compulsion[emotion, mind-affecting]) bard 2, cleric 2, sorcerer/wizard 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level Save: Will negates SR:yes
18:54:15 <diebot> At the sight of an injured ally, the target immediately disengages from its current course of action and rushes to provide aid. If the target possesses curative spells or magic items, it utilizes them to help the injured ally. If not, the target provides aid by performing a Heal check. The target remains with the injured ally to assure her safety
18:54:15 <diebot> and refuses to leave the ally's side until her wounds are fully treated or the spell ends, but can otherwise defend itself and make attacks.
19:01:03 <Avatar> sounds like the next anatagonise
19:01:15 <Mekkis> hey
19:01:17 <Mekkis> will negates
19:01:34 <Avatar> oh, you can't come to me blindly and try to cast? then go over to your friend and perform a heal check
19:02:21 <Avatar> I had a quick look over animal archive today
19:02:25 <Avatar> looked pretty decent
19:02:35 <Avatar> only 3 archetypes though, for classes I don't like
19:02:39 <Mekkis> you bought it?
19:02:45 <Avatar> no, darkwhite has it
19:02:48 <Mekkis> ah
19:03:04 <Mekkis> I'm going to be buying it, when my FLGS gets it in
19:03:08 <Avatar> great for new handle animal tricks
19:04:11 <Avatar> did you play the disappeared with us at arcanacon mekkis
19:04:16 <Mekkis> no
19:04:18 <Avatar> (or at all yet?)
19:04:24 <Mekkis> haven't played it yet
19:04:33 <Mekkis> (I don't plan on playing it online though...)
19:04:37 <Avatar> I'm running it at arcanacon
19:04:39 <Avatar> er
19:04:41 <Avatar> conquest
19:05:14 <Avatar> from behind a laptop
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19:23:18 <Ulzef_2> ello kiddies
19:24:38 <Avatar> yaloha
19:24:53 <Ulzef_2> how things
19:25:53 <Avatar> didn't die
19:26:32 <Ulzef_2> awesome
19:26:41 <Avatar> yeah
19:26:43 <Avatar> it's a win
19:28:32 <Ulzef_2> didnt wanna leave the air coned room so now my brothers comp has IRC
19:29:51 <Ulzef_2> in the form of chatzilla so he wont know he has it
19:35:49 <Wrothmonk> No, I don't think wibbily wobbly timey wimey stuff was involved.
19:35:49 <Mort-> Ask mekkis when he gets here
19:36:02 <Mort-> Oh i have a tale for you
19:36:17 <Mort-> We were like in this kind of structure.
19:36:45 <Mort-> Lots of doors and we were trying to find the bbeg who was supposed to be a humanoid
19:37:40 <Mort-> We caught and questioned one of them
19:38:01 <Mort-> He said let me free and ill tell you where the bbeg is
19:54:15 <Avatar> haha
19:58:38 <Mekkis> Heh
19:58:56 <Mekkis> Ulzef_2, the shirts arrived
19:59:13 <Ulzef_2> nice
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20:00:10 <Ulzef_2> how did they turn out
20:00:40 <Mekkis> I think the colouration's off, but better than the last one
20:00:56 <Mekkis> let me photograph them
20:11:57 <Mekkis> ok, it sucks having a good camera and using a bad one
20:15:10 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/spirit_of_freedom.JPG
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20:24:46 <Mort-> Bruu
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20:26:24 <Mort-> Ee
20:30:28 <Mekkis> Mort-!
20:30:29 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/spirit_of_freedom.JPG
20:30:47 <Mort-> No you're trying to crate me
20:31:04 <Mekkis> Ulzef might
20:31:07 <Mekkis> but I wouldn't
20:31:38 <Mort-> Really?
20:31:50 <Mort-> Would you protect me if he tried to crate me?
20:32:08 <Mekkis> Deceased wouldn't
20:32:12 <Mekkis> Itzamna wouldn't
20:32:19 <Mekkis> Mytiazair probably would.
20:32:24 <Mort-> Uh oh.
20:32:35 <Mort-> I can take care of myself!
20:32:36 <Mekkis> Grolschmir would, except that you've been trying to punt him, so he wouldn't
20:32:43 <Mort-> Haha
20:32:58 <Mort-> Mekkis. How do you screw up a casty
20:33:12 <Mekkis> Stinking cloud
20:33:16 <Mekkis> then cloudkill
20:33:20 <Mort-> Is 15+ spell level a high concentration check?
20:33:23 <Ulzef_2> Ulzef doesnt crate other pathfinders
20:33:24 <Mekkis> no
20:33:35 <Mort-> Hm
20:33:36 <Mekkis> Itzamna does!
20:33:46 <Mekkis> (at least, he crates Shadow Lodgers)
20:33:59 <Ulzef_2> there not real pathfinders
20:34:01 <Mort-> I do that and all my fellow pathfinders will kick my arse
20:34:09 <Mort-> Stinking cloud
20:34:16 <Mort-> How do you aim that stuff
20:34:27 <Ulzef_2> deceased was cloud killing people and we didnt care
20:34:32 <Mekkis> with a spyglass
20:34:42 <Mort-> How does a spy glass help
20:35:42 <Mekkis> it helps your aim
20:39:29 * Mort- doesn't like stinking cloud
20:39:41 <Mort-> How do you get rid of a stinking cloud
20:39:58 <Mekkis> wait until it's gone
20:40:03 <Mekkis> !spell stinking cloud
20:40:04 <diebot> Mekkis, STINKING CLOUD conjuration (creation[]) magus 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, witch 3 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M (a rotten egg or cabbage leaves) Duration: 1 round/level Save: Fortitude negates; see text SR:no
20:40:04 <diebot> Stinking cloud creates a bank of fog like that created by fog cloud, except that the vapors are nauseating. Living creatures in the cloud become nauseated. This condition lasts as long as the creature is in the cloud and for 1d4+1 rounds after it leaves. (Roll separately for each nauseated character.) Any creature that succeeds on its save but
20:40:05 <diebot> remains in the cloud must continue to save each round on your turn. This is a poison effect. Stinking cloud can be made permanent with a permanency spell. A permanent stinking cloud dispersed by wind reforms in 10 minutes.
20:41:32 <Mekkis> But deceaed now has the Goz Mask, so he can still see the victim
20:41:42 <Mekkis> otherwise: dispel magic
20:41:50 <Mekkis> Deceased will get that by level 11
20:43:12 <Mort-> You can't gust of wind it?
20:43:22 <Mort-> Or fb it?
20:43:39 <Mort-> Also can an entangled creature 5 ft step?
20:43:49 <Mekkis> no
20:44:10 <Mekkis> you can gust of wind it, but you can't fireball it
20:44:25 <Mekkis> however
20:44:50 <Mort-> How long does gust of wind take to clear it
20:44:51 <Mekkis> if you're an arcane caster who's been stinking clouded, chances are you'll be nauseated
20:45:12 <Mekkis> 1 round
20:45:49 <Mort-> An entangled creature can't 5 ft step right
20:46:01 <Mort-> Ah but works only for spells not slas
20:46:35 <Mort-> You don't need to cast defensively for slas
20:46:35 <Mort-> Correct?
20:46:43 <Mekkis> incorrect
20:47:15 <Mort-> What?
20:47:24 <Mekkis> SLAs provoke
20:47:32 <Mort-> Really?
20:48:14 <Mort-> So if a monster is entangled he can't 5 ft back and try to cast
20:48:16 <Mort-> If he wds he can't cast
20:48:56 <Mort-> If he tries to move off you can attempt to trip him
20:50:57 <Mekkis> Spell-Like Abilities: Using a spell-like ability (such as a paladin
20:50:57 <Mekkis> calling her special mount) works like casting a spell in that it
20:50:57 <Mekkis> requires concentration and provokes attacks of opportunity. Spell-
20:50:57 <Mekkis> like abilities can be disrupted. If your concentration is broken, the
20:50:57 <Mekkis> attempt to use the ability fails, but the attempt counts as if you had
20:50:57 <Mekkis> used the ability. The casting time of a spell-like ability is 1 standard
20:50:57 <Mekkis> action, unless the ability description notes otherwise.
20:51:10 <Mekkis> what's wds?
20:53:30 <Mort-> Witghdraws
20:54:10 <Mort-> I'm not sure that I'm a good tripper though
20:54:11 <Mort-> Not trained
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21:01:12 <GreenGuy33> Finished making my first PFS character. forgot how expensive and heavy they made everything in D&D. lol
21:01:29 <Avatar> gg
21:01:58 <GreenGuy33> liket he adventurer outfit is like 5Lbs on its own.
21:02:33 <Mort-> Hi avatar.
21:02:38 <Avatar> sup mort
21:02:43 <Mort-> Can i get lessons in being a witch?
21:02:58 <Avatar> it's more fun if you work it out on your own
21:03:03 <Avatar> what do you want to know
21:03:08 <GreenGuy33> a wiccan witch or a D&D witch?
21:03:13 * Mort- doesn't have cackle
21:03:13 <Avatar> a PFS witch
21:04:03 <GreenGuy33> how do you do those purple action post things?
21:04:18 <Avatar> do /me
21:04:28 <Avatar> as in /me does this
21:04:32 * Mekkis types /me
21:04:41 <Avatar> not you, /me
21:04:45 <Mort-> I think i can work it out on my own since i have some int!
21:05:04 * GreenGuy33 doesnt want to do you.
21:05:06 <Mort-> That is if i don't get distracted by cookies.
21:05:09 <GreenGuy33> lol
21:05:10 <Mekkis> you send \001ACTION <text> \001 if you're asking how it's done on the backend
21:05:14 <Mort-> Do you slumber everything you see?
21:05:24 * Mort- paws avatar
21:05:42 <Mort-> I didn't slumber the bbeg
21:05:48 <GreenGuy33> ok and hows the rolling script work?
21:05:55 <Avatar> !roll 1d20
21:05:56 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
21:06:05 <Mort-> !throw 1d4 cookies
21:06:05 <diebot> Mort-, cookies: [1d4=4] 4
21:06:12 <Mort-> Wow i get 4 cookies
21:06:19 <Avatar> mort: slumber is just the generic go-to option
21:06:26 <Avatar> but sometimes there are better options depending on the situation
21:06:27 <GreenGuy33> !roll 1d20
21:06:27 <dicebot> GreenGuy33, 1d20: [1d20=4] 4
21:06:33 <Avatar> even when it's not useless
21:06:35 <Mort-> I think it spoils fun
21:06:48 <Mekkis> agreed
21:06:49 <Avatar> I disagree
21:06:50 <Mort-> What other options do you use when not slumbering
21:07:04 <Avatar> spells
21:07:18 <Mort-> I didn't slumber the bbeg because he had too many tentacles
21:07:24 <Mort-> What spells
21:07:36 <Mort-> Many tentacled creepy things don't sleep well
21:07:43 <GreenGuy33> theres a web site i use thats got a more "random" spread on the random number generation.
21:08:30 <Avatar> how do you know that it's more random
21:08:53 <Mort-> I think when i get evil eye ill use it more
21:09:10 <Avatar> I have never had nor wanted evil eye
21:09:13 <Mekkis> GreenGuy33, I can guarantee that diebot is random. It uses entropy generated by device noise...
21:09:17 <Mort-> For now i shall get a spear and poke from infantry lines
21:09:25 <Mort-> You never use evil eye?
21:09:26 <GreenGuy33> the randomness comes from the equasion they use. you can look at the site script to check the math
21:09:39 <Mekkis> if you're using an equation, it's not random
21:09:44 <Avatar> never
21:09:46 <Mort-> I think ill never use misfortune and cackle
21:09:50 <Mort-> Wow seriously?
21:09:54 <Mort-> I like evil eye
21:09:59 <GreenGuy33> thats why i used quotes when i said random
21:10:00 <Avatar> I don't understand why anyone likes it
21:10:05 <Mort-> Enlarge person + spear
21:10:16 <Avatar> what?
21:10:30 <Mort-> Because once you get right down to it d&d is a team game
21:10:38 <Mekkis> I don't understand what you're getting at. Using /dev/random rather than a pseudorandom number generator is the best you can do...
21:10:45 <Mort-> The most fun is when you work together as a team and not solo the encounter
21:10:52 <Avatar> you're still working as a team when you're slumbering people
21:11:01 <Avatar> unless you're in a single bad guy encounter
21:11:03 <Mort-> It took me a while but I'm begining to feel it
21:11:15 <Mort-> Ok this is a really nasty guy
21:11:20 <Mort-> You slumber him. Fighter cdgs
21:11:23 <Avatar> that does ruin it but I can't remember the last time that's happened
21:11:30 <GreenGuy33> wait. this is a team game? you mean we are -not- suppose to screw eachother over at ervey turn...<sarcasm>
21:11:37 <Mort-> Honestly would be more fun if you guys duked it out
21:11:52 <Avatar> GreenGuy33: she's saying if one person puts them to sleep, that's effectively combat over
21:12:01 <Mort-> Or people will find they aren't given an opportunity to shine in combat
21:12:11 <Mort-> I have dominated scenarios before
21:12:17 <Mekkis> like the time where I PKed the BBEG
21:12:36 <Mort-> I mean roc in a chase scene is one of them
21:12:45 <Mekkis> will save? fail fort save? fail goodbye...
21:12:46 <Mort-> That's also part reason why i avoid stinking cloud
21:13:02 <Mort-> It makes people have problems using their abilities
21:13:06 <Mort-> Esp archers
21:13:11 <Avatar> I really like chase scenes
21:13:18 <GreenGuy33> i think if a member of the party gets knocked out or whatever it only enhances the game. forces the players to reorganize and save the person that got knocked out.
21:13:19 <Avatar> but I've never had much of a chance to play them through, we catch up too quickly
21:13:21 <Mekkis> especially when you have an imp :)
21:13:22 <Mort-> And why i prefer to disable rather then kill
21:13:37 <Mort-> Try having a roc on one
21:13:41 <Mekkis> I did
21:13:42 <Mort-> Roc is all you need
21:13:46 <Mort-> Somewhat
21:13:56 <Mekkis> TBH, I wouldn't let the player play the roc on one
21:14:16 <Mort-> I prefer to buff/ debuff rather then outright kill
21:14:28 <Mort-> Just my nature
21:14:40 <Mekkis> what's your opinion of frighten?
21:14:51 <Mort-> Fine of course
21:14:51 <GreenGuy33> so your sorta the bard style mort?
21:15:07 <Mort-> I have played a bard but not here
21:15:12 <Mort-> Kinda.
21:15:23 <Mort-> Wizard is always happy to enlarge people
21:15:26 <Mort-> Provide haste
21:15:27 <Mekkis> the frightened condition is unique because it pisses off both your fellow party members, AND your GM!
21:15:54 <Mort-> What's the issue of a 1 round fear on hit
21:16:00 <Mort-> And party didn't complain too much
21:16:26 <Mort-> Stinking cloud pissed the party off before though
21:16:35 <Mort-> It was an alch bomb
21:16:52 <Mekkis> not if you can answer the "now what" question
21:16:54 <Mort-> Primary dps in party was a zen archer/pally
21:17:01 <GreenGuy33> bards in eberon are deceptively powerful. like if you take charm creature you basicly dont need to fight at all. you can just keep charming everyone you come across and have 4 or 5 kobolds following you around beating up on their breatheren.
21:17:07 <Mort-> Made him not happy
21:17:47 <Mort-> He couldn't shoot through fog
21:18:07 <Mort-> Anyway mek. Don't mind me.
21:18:14 <Mort-> I'm not playing here anyway
21:18:32 <Mort-> But i get the point about hogging the lime light
21:18:41 <Mort-> I think I'm quite some cc thougp
21:18:50 <Mort-> I miss being unable to cc.
21:18:58 <Mekkis> cc?
21:19:04 <GreenGuy33> thats when you throw a molitov cocktail into the fog to burn it off.
21:19:06 <Mort-> Crowd control
21:19:16 <Mekkis> stop making up acronyms
21:19:23 <Mort-> Sadly alch fire doesn't work that way
21:19:37 <Mort-> I am on cell. We make do
21:19:38 <GreenGuy33> lame.
21:20:03 <GreenGuy33> i mean the fact you cant burn it off not the cell phone
21:20:15 <Mort-> You look at me like I'm a piece of cheese man
21:20:22 <Mort-> You're hurting my feelings :(
21:20:23 <Mekkis> So am I
21:20:27 <Mekkis> what are you saying?
21:20:33 <Mort-> I'm a living mur
21:20:53 <Mekkis> and?
21:20:55 <Mort-> Not a cheese entity
21:20:56 <GreenGuy33> your a cheese golem?
21:21:13 <Mort-> And you're thinking I'm a piece of cheese
21:21:43 <Mort-> I'm not a cheese golem. I'm a living lemur
21:21:58 <Mort-> Which reminds me we got attacked by lemurs last game
21:22:07 <Mekkis> :)
21:22:11 <Mort-> All because of you mek. I asked if there was an e behind
21:22:47 * Mort- is sad
21:22:56 <Mort-> Ok i should avoid slumber hexing so much
21:23:10 <Mort-> I shall enlarge myself. Grab a spear
21:23:20 <Mort-> And go behind the tank!
21:23:25 <Mort-> Great idea wot?
21:23:39 <GreenGuy33> only if the tank has a cannon
21:23:39 <Mekkis> why must you refer to them as tanks?
21:24:09 <Mort-> Ok the guy in front
21:24:32 <Mort-> Ill hide behind him
21:24:33 <Mort-> Good idea?
21:24:33 <Mort-> I'm squishy?
21:24:33 <Mort-> ?
21:24:33 <Mort-> !
21:25:50 <GreenGuy33> would be funny to see somone play a barbarian coward. maxed strenth and con high armor class but totaly afraid to actually fight.
21:26:35 <Mort-> I'm a squishy mur
21:27:12 <Mort-> Damn it. I could use combat reflexes if I'm dealing with castys
21:27:28 <Mekkis> Avatar, what's your opinion about a tattoo familar?
21:27:57 <Mort-> Time to go
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21:28:52 <GreenGuy33> i bet its better then an unfamilar tattoo <he said not knowing what they are talking about and making stupid jokes.>
21:29:56 <GreenGuy33> btw if i ever start to bug you guys with my lame humor tell me and i will stop.
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22:00:00 <Mort-> Wuh
22:00:33 <Mekkis> Mort-, if you're caught in a fireball, do you roll reflex for your familiar?
22:00:58 <Mort-> No. Because my familiar is immune to fire
22:01:04 <Mort-> Steam mephit.
22:01:19 <Mekkis> what about your witch?
22:01:27 <Mort-> I will roll
22:01:37 <Mort-> Have to. Bat and all
22:02:04 <Mort-> I think my bat is going to be sitting on my shoulder
22:02:13 <Mort-> But i will buy familiar satchel
22:04:19 <Mekkis> fyi: even if your familiar is immune to fire, doesn't mean her equipment is
22:04:25 <Mekkis> you still need to roll reflex
22:04:32 <Mort-> Ok fair enough
22:04:58 <Mort-> Worst case i get a Nat 1 and i get to buy a darkwood shield and a new wand
22:05:06 <Mekkis> yep
22:05:08 <Mort-> But other then that nothing else
22:05:25 <Mort-> Half damage to objects right?
22:05:33 <Mekkis> yeah
22:05:37 <Mekkis> then hardness
22:05:46 <Mekkis> then again, a wand doesn't have many HP
22:06:04 <Mort-> Ya i know
22:06:40 <Mekkis> http://www.flickr.com/photos/dmmaus/8032342594/
22:06:45 <Mort-> Or i can wear more things
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22:06:53 <Mort-> So less chance of wand blowing
22:06:56 <Mekkis> how many of those equations do you understand?
22:08:28 <Mort-> They mainly on force and energy
22:09:05 <Mort-> Momentum
22:09:25 <Mort-> Physics and maths not exactly a strong suit of mine
22:10:09 <Mekkis> !throw 10#1d6
22:10:10 <diebot> Mekkis, 10#1d6: [1d6=4] 4, [1d6=5] 5, [1d6=3] 3, [1d6=4] 4, [1d6=6] 6, [1d6=3] 3, [1d6=6] 6, [1d6=1] 1, [1d6=6] 6, [1d6=5] 5
22:10:11 <Mekkis> add it up
22:10:56 <Mort-> 43
22:11:20 <Mekkis> correct, but would slow down a game
22:12:22 <Mort-> Told you maths wasn't my strong suit
22:12:41 <Mort-> !throw 10d6
22:12:41 <diebot> Mort-, 10d6: [10d6=5,2,1,3,3,1,4,3,3,6] 31
22:13:01 <Mort-> Guess why i don't throw fireballs?
22:13:03 <Mort-> I can't count
22:13:25 <Mekkis> there's a difference between "maths isn't my strong suit" and "I can't expediently do basic arithmetic"
22:14:03 <Mekkis> ok the Mort-.
22:14:15 <Mort-> What?
22:14:38 <Mort-> I don't throw fireballz :d
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22:17:28 <Mekkis> You have a cannon. You observe that if you fire it at an angle of 40°, the shell will land in the same place as it would if you fired it at an angle of 50°. You come up with the theory that if you fire a shell at (45° - θ°), it will land at the same place as firing it at (45° + θ°) where θ < 45°, discounting air resistance. Prove that this is the case.
22:17:55 <Mekkis> Feel free to ask Diazane or Brunius for assistance
22:18:21 <Mort-> What?
22:18:24 <Mort-> i can't do it!
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22:18:37 <Mekkis> why not?
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22:18:50 <Mort-> I don't know maths!
22:19:50 <Mekkis> ok, more simple. A character is at point (3,3,2). How far away from point (8,10,1) is he?
22:20:41 <Mort-> Something trigo but in 3d
22:21:31 <Mort-> Lets get distance to 8,10,2 first
22:21:38 <Mort-> Then work out the elevation
22:25:16 <Mort-> The distance to 8,10,2 is square root of (5 square plus 7 square)
22:29:22 <Mort-> So the distance to 8,10,1 is square root of (1 square plus square root on (5 square +7 square))
22:29:29 <Mort-> Somewhat like that
22:32:14 * Mort- bites mekkis
22:37:49 <Mekkis> what?
22:38:30 <Mekkis> sqrt(1^2 + sqrt(5^2 + 7^2)) ?
22:39:27 * Mekkis searches Mort- for wayfinders
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22:46:28 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+29 perception
22:46:29 <diebot> Mekkis, perception: [1d20=2] 31
22:51:30 <Mort-> Hey
22:51:34 <Mort-> I have a way finder
22:51:40 <Mort-> Ya
22:51:43 <Mekkis> cool
22:51:49 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+14 steal
22:51:51 <diebot> Mekkis, steal: [1d20=3] 17
22:51:56 <Mort-> It has a clear spindle ioun stone
22:52:04 <Mort-> Sorry my cmd isn't that low
22:52:22 * Mort- makes a full action wd into the air
22:52:23 <Mekkis> oh well
22:52:45 <Mort-> So what was the point of Making me do maths
22:53:25 * Mekkis casts disjunction on Mort-
22:53:44 * Mort- has su flight?
22:53:50 <Mekkis> that's cool
22:54:03 <Mekkis> now roll will saves for all your items
22:54:44 <Mort-> No point. I have no magic items. Except for scrolls
22:54:54 <Mekkis> and a wayfinder
22:55:02 <Mekkis> right?
22:55:03 <Mort-> Oh that one
22:55:09 <Mekkis> and an ioun stone
22:55:11 <Mort-> What save
22:55:14 <Mekkis> will
22:55:29 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+4 will save
22:55:31 <diebot> Mort-, will save: [1d20=15] 19
22:55:38 <Mekkis> not looking good
22:55:45 <Mort-> What's wrong lol
22:56:00 <Mort-> Its a level 9 spell and I'm a level 5 mur
22:56:11 <Mekkis> with a spindle of cheese
22:56:18 <Mort-> Haha
22:56:25 <Mort-> But i have no other magic items
22:56:27 <Mekkis> which is now nonmagical!
22:56:29 <Mort-> Except scrolls
22:56:30 <Mekkis> :)
22:56:32 <Mekkis> oh
22:56:33 <Mort-> Oh dear
22:56:40 <Mekkis> you'd better make saves for each of them too
22:56:43 <Mort-> I carry tons of scrolls!
22:57:14 <Mort-> !throw 30#1d20+4
22:57:15 <diebot> Mort-, I don't have enough dice to roll that!
22:57:22 <Mort-> Sorry you asked.
22:59:05 <Mekkis> !throw 30#1d20
22:59:06 <diebot> Mekkis, I don't have enough dice to roll that!
22:59:10 <Mekkis> !throw 15#1d20
22:59:12 <diebot> Mekkis, 15#1d20: [1d20=9] 9, [1d20=5] 5, [1d20=20] 20, [1d20=17] 17, [1d20=4] 4, [1d20=7] 7, [1d20=18] 18, [1d20=5] 5, [1d20=14] 14, [1d20=9] 9, [1d20=6] 6, [1d20=6] 6, [1d20=9] 9, [1d20=7] 7, [1d20=15] 15
22:59:15 <Mekkis> !throw 15#1d20
22:59:17 <diebot> Mekkis, 15#1d20: [1d20=16] 16, [1d20=12] 12, [1d20=15] 15, [1d20=4] 4, [1d20=18] 18, [1d20=8] 8, [1d20=14] 14, [1d20=2] 2, [1d20=3] 3, [1d20=17] 17, [1d20=13] 13, [1d20=6] 6, [1d20=12] 12, [1d20=6] 6, [1d20=2] 2
22:59:29 <Mekkis> looks like your third scroll survives.
22:59:46 <Mort-> That's not fair.
22:59:52 <Mort-> No magic on me?
22:59:57 <Mekkis> oh
23:00:07 <Mekkis> yep
23:00:11 <Mekkis> all of it's gone too
23:00:18 <Mort-> Why mek :(
23:00:24 <Mort-> I'm just a mur
23:00:51 <Mekkis> you wouldn't let me steal your wayfinder of cheese
23:00:54 <Mort-> Why are you disjunctioning me :(
23:01:03 <Mort-> You're evil :(
23:06:47 <Mekkis> and you're cheesy
23:07:47 <Mort-> And that's the third time today you said it
23:07:58 <Mort-> A lack of vocabulary?
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