// #d&d — 2013-03-29
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00:10:34 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sun 7th 10am (We Be Goblins,Avatar) / Sun 14th 11am (MotFF,Mort) | WotW: Sat 6th 2pm || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
00:10:34 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Tue Mar 26 20:58:01 2013
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00:17:31 <Mekkis> 02188312
00:19:47 <Ulzefzzzzzzzz> ello people of the world
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00:34:06 <Mekkis> diebot should work proerly now
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01:37:41 * BoomerET waves
01:39:49 boris ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
01:48:20 <Brunius|M-> Who's this joker
01:50:39 <BoomerET> Me?
01:50:43 <BoomerET> I'm a joker?
01:50:56 <BoomerET> It's a Me, Mario.
01:51:01 <BoomerET> Wait, wrong game. Sorry.
01:51:14 * BoomerET glances about, then sits down on the couch.
02:08:00 <Avatar> only I'm allowed to say joker
02:17:50 boris has quit (Quit: Leaving.)
02:18:19 <Ulzef> what about batman is he aloud to say joker
02:18:38 <Avatar> batman doesn't come in here
02:19:02 <Avatar> you need to know how to use it correctly before you start copying what I say
02:19:18 <Avatar> and a certain copycat in here doesn't, not naming names
02:19:28 <Avatar> are you coming to GM 101 ulzef
02:20:57 <Ulzef> yeah but we will be late
02:21:13 <Avatar> who are you going with
02:22:55 <Ulzef> gitch just waiting for him to finish work
02:59:14 * Mort- flap flaps
02:59:41 * Mort- hovers for a while then starts soaring around
03:15:49 <thedoctor1212> hi
03:17:22 <Mort-> Hi
03:29:10 <Steven> what up
03:29:12 <Steven> im back
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03:30:13 <Steven> so... i just leveled up my arcane druid
03:30:38 * Mort- hovers on top off Steven to create a duststorm in his face
03:30:59 <thedoctor1212> hi
03:31:47 <thedoctor1212> im just letting everyone know that i am rather sick at the moment and am not permitted to play on sundays until i recover which could be a few weeks
03:32:52 <Mort-> Eh wassup with you
03:34:39 <Steven> thats okay doctor... i dont know who you are anyways.
03:34:50 <Steven> mort... i am immune to internet duststorms
03:35:24 <Steven> also im going to go level up my arcane druid
03:35:34 <Steven> cause i need to actually do his stats
03:35:57 * Mort- runs out of flight rounds and featherfalls to the ground
03:35:58 <Steven> I also rained on a dudes parade when i told him the buccaneer gunslinger archtype is not legal in pfs... all in all a great night
03:36:54 <Steven> oh... and this adjusted his to hit as he put needless points into cha and switched over to a Musket Master, confirming a crit and killing the big baddie
03:37:23 <Steven> so thats the reason it was great, i rained on his parade leading him to confirm a crit.
03:39:50 <Mort-> U like to spoil peoples fun
03:40:07 <Steven> yup... totally spoiled his fun
03:40:09 <Mort-> But guess rules are rules.
03:40:21 <Steven> then helped him crit on a BBEG
03:40:30 <Mort-> Are you goimg to spoil my fun too?
03:40:35 <Steven> through a minor rebuild mid scenario
03:40:46 <Steven> If you are doing something illegal.. Yes I am.
03:41:14 <Mort-> I don't do illegal.
03:41:22 <Mort-> Edge of legal yes
03:41:41 <Steven> which could very well be illegal.
03:41:46 <thedoctor1212> i am a new player who was gonna start on the 7th but cant make it tell avatar
03:41:57 <Steven> at which point i will completely ruin your fun
03:41:58 <thedoctor1212> oh wait his online..
03:42:04 <thedoctor1212> ok
03:42:12 <thedoctor1212> look forward to it
03:42:18 <thedoctor1212> and call me simon
03:42:21 <Mort-> No. I'm legal :d
03:42:33 <thedoctor1212> :)
03:42:36 <Mort-> I can hover at level 5:d
03:42:38 <Steven> have fun doctor, if you need any help with anything
03:42:51 <Steven> just ask for help, we are all pretty willing to give advice
03:42:55 <Mort-> I auto pass the fly check
03:43:13 * Steven increases the wind to hurricane levels.
03:43:35 <Mort-> Uh what that do?
03:43:43 <Steven> makes fly checks harder
03:43:52 <Mort-> I'm small.fly as class skill
03:43:59 <Mort-> How.much
03:44:06 * Steven shrugs
03:44:24 <Steven> lol
03:44:29 <Steven> you are automatically blown away
03:44:32 <Mort-> U throw something out you don't know?
03:44:43 <Mort-> Oh oh?
03:44:52 <Steven> oh wait no, you have to make a fly check
03:44:59 <Steven> at a -12
03:45:05 <thedoctor1212> thanks steven
03:45:08 <thedoctor1212> i gotta go
03:45:13 <thedoctor1212> see you around
03:45:17 <Steven> no problem, have a great night, get to feeling better
03:45:26 <thedoctor1212> thanks, i'll try
03:45:44 <Mort-> Oh noes :(
03:45:55 * Mort- starts adding her +s
03:46:16 <Steven> do you have a +17 to your fly skill?
03:46:22 <Mort-> Yes
03:46:27 <Mort-> Probably
03:46:31 <Mort-> Actually even higher
03:46:32 <Steven> you dont know?
03:46:44 <Mort-> 5+1+3+3+1
03:46:51 <Steven> thats +13
03:46:52 <Mort-> +4+2
03:46:59 <Steven> +19
03:47:00 <Mort-> Happy?
03:47:04 <Steven> so make a fly check
03:47:09 <Steven> at a -12
03:47:20 <Steven> so +7 to your roll
03:47:26 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+7 fly
03:47:26 <diebot> Mort-, fly: [1d20=17] 24
03:47:33 <Steven> oh... so close... yet so far.
03:47:35 <Steven> you are blown away
03:47:42 <Mort-> That's i took already
03:47:47 <Mort-> The -12 to it
03:47:52 <Steven> yeah dc25
03:47:56 <Mort-> Lol
03:47:58 <Mort-> :(
03:49:26 <Mort-> I fly well don't i?
03:49:45 <Steven> so you fly back
03:49:50 <Steven> !throw 2d6x10
03:49:51 <diebot> Steven, 2d6x10: [2d6=5,2] 17
03:49:56 <Steven> 170ft
03:50:00 <Steven> and take
03:50:24 <Steven> !throw 2d6
03:50:24 <diebot> Steven, 2d6: [2d6=3,5] 8
03:50:28 <Steven> 8 non lethal
03:50:32 <Mort-> Ow. Feather fall down?
03:50:52 <Steven> you dont plummet, you are buffeted by vicious winds
03:51:25 <Mort-> Ee.
03:51:57 <Steven> luckily there are only like 10 scenarios that have winds that even approach that
03:52:33 <Steven> usually they just get up to severe
03:52:51 <Steven> OH MAN! i got two new scenarios today, im going to go read them.
03:53:00 <Steven> since i am going to be running one of them at gencon
03:54:25 <Steven> best part about being a VL, free scenarios last wednesday of the month
03:55:54 <Mort-> Gah
04:00:16 <Steven> so... mort hows it goin
04:01:26 Steven has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
04:01:34 <Mort-> Tomorrow is the easter con! :d
04:01:42 <Mort-> I'm only going in afternoon though :(
04:05:00 <Steven> ive no clue what easter con is
04:05:22 <Brunius> Melbourne one is conquest
04:09:19 <Steven> OH MAN!
04:09:28 <Steven> this scenario is fuckin awesome!
04:10:06 <Steven> !throw 10#1d20+14
04:10:07 <diebot> Steven, 10#1d20+14: [1d20=18] 32, [1d20=19] 33, [1d20=9] 23, [1d20=4] 18, [1d20=4] 18, [1d20=13] 27, [1d20=13] 27, [1d20=13] 27, [1d20=1] 15, [1d20=16] 30
04:10:15 <Steven> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm yeah that feels good
04:11:09 <Steven> like 7 hits
04:11:18 <Steven> against anyone who doesnt stack AC
04:11:35 <Steven> !throw 7#1d6+2
04:11:36 <diebot> Steven, 7#1d6+2: [1d6=1] 3, [1d6=2] 4, [1d6=6] 8, [1d6=4] 6, [1d6=4] 6, [1d6=6] 8, [1d6=3] 5
04:12:18 <Mort-> Its in Singapore
04:12:29 <Mort-> If he is a barb. What damage?
04:12:51 <Brunius> BF3: "Cannot connect to target server; doesn't exist anymore"
04:12:56 <Brunius> Welp, that's a new one
04:14:11 <Steven> its a spell
04:14:27 <Steven> that has the chance to critical with each attack
04:14:43 <Steven> and its 10 attacks
04:15:12 <Steven> OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
04:15:24 <Steven> i got to rain on two people's parades
04:15:35 <Steven> i totaly forgot about the first steps game
04:15:59 <Steven> So the Gm comes out of the room and is like, hey steve do they get chronicle sheets if i TPK them
04:16:14 <Steven> and i was like, yes they do... wait you were playing first steps how did you tpk them
04:16:45 <Steven> and he was like well the bad guys ambushed them, the arcane caster got to go first, walked up and color sprayed them
04:17:09 <Steven> and i was like, okay go back and run it as per the moral dictates it is run. guy was fuckin livid at me.
04:18:14 <Steven> I am expecting an email sometime in the next day.
04:19:29 <Brunius> http://i.imgur.com/byWPkqn.jpg
04:27:11 <Steven> so... yeah
04:47:20 <Steven> HOLY SWEET TITS! i finally learn another spell!
04:50:29 <Steven> I think im ging to pick Heavenly Fire as my 3rd level bloodline power, i dont really like resist 5 acid/cold
04:50:36 <Steven> thats pretty meh.
04:52:37 <Steven> nah, screw it gonna get Woodland Stride
04:52:45 <Steven> thats more druidish
05:13:50 <Steven> my ankylosaurus has a n unbuffed ac of 27
05:19:56 <Steven> which can spike to 33 currently
05:21:31 <Avatar> zzzzzzz
05:34:20 <Brunius> Mekkis: If I can't access the internet through a web browser, but can through irc, and a reset of the connection allows access for a further five minutes, what would you say the problem is?
05:34:39 <Brunius> (I'm having this problem on an android phone, and a friend is having it on a windows computer)
07:00:10 <Steven> sorc getting 7hp per level... gotta love it
07:10:25 <Brunius> http://www.perthmint.com.au/1-tonne-gold-coin.aspx
07:10:27 <Brunius> Wat
07:35:16 <Panda> stupid think won't resolve mekk for kapow from home
07:35:27 <Kapow_Home> dunno why
07:36:42 <Kapow_Home> stupid identify crap wanted you to have a look at a deck and help me figure out what to cut and where i might be weak, thinking vsing control is going to be my weak spot
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Frontline Medic (2)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Loxodon Smiter (4)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Fiend Hunter (4)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Boros Reckoner (1)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Silverblade Paladin (3)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Champion of Lambholt (4)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Hellraiser Goblin (2)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Intrepid Hero (2)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Centaur Healer (4)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Avacyn Pilgrim (4)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Blind Obedience (1)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Immortal Servitude (3)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Sign in Blood (3)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Boros Charm (3)
07:36:47 <Kapow_Home> Grisly Salvage (4)
07:36:53 <Kapow_Home> gotta cut 6 at least
07:49:06 <Steven> methinks its almost time to go to sleep
09:33:14 <MekkisScreen> ?firearm
09:33:15 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Of all the forms of technology [...] from the lands of the Inner Sea, none are as universally misunderstood or despised as the firearm. [...] The appearance of a firearm suggests at once an outrageous expenditure of gold, a sorrowful impotence of limb, and an immediate threat of dishonorable violence.
10:18:12 <Mekkis> 02188312
10:34:47 <Mekkis> diebot should work proerly now
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15:22:10 <Avatar> zzzzzzz
18:57:12 <Wrothmonk> ok who asked the question.
19:12:14 <Steven> hey
19:19:57 <Steven> i should probably start prepping rise of the runelords for tonight
19:20:02 <Steven> but fuck... im so damned lazy
19:46:51 <kapow_Laptop> I was joking mekk no need to be so clinical XP
19:47:06 <kapow_Laptop> so what evil is befalling Raine I am eager to know
19:47:22 <kapow_Laptop> am I going to become an Ancient Black Dragon so i can eat wroths character?
19:57:08 <kapow_Laptop> anyone contemplating running a game this weekend?
19:57:08 <kapow_Laptop> I am stuck dog sitting all weekend
19:58:30 <kapow_Laptop> anyone contemplating running a game this weekend?
19:58:31 <kapow_Laptop> I am stuck dog sitting all weekend
20:19:52 <kapow_Laptop> mekk you don't have any of your mtg stuff here do you?
20:52:17 <Mekkis> kapow_Laptop, what do you mean by "here"?
21:11:54 <kapow_Laptop> in brisbane
21:12:08 <kapow_Laptop> well not any but standard relevant cards
21:12:35 <kapow_Laptop> I want to play standard tomorrow an I'm going to need to either borrow or trade for a few things between now and then
21:21:21 <Brunius> See you guys late monday
21:21:31 <Brunius|M> Mekkis is in Melbourne...
21:30:24 <kapow_Laptop> derp right
21:30:26 <kapow_Laptop> thingo con
21:30:30 <kapow_Laptop> forgot about that
22:00:26 <kapow_Laptop> have fun I am off for easter now :D
22:00:34 <kapow_Laptop> wooo no work for 4 days
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