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00:09:10 <Brunius-> I think I may end up being up all night...
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01:59:32 <Steven> doop doop
01:59:37 <Steven> so what up peeps
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04:25:17 <Steven> oh yeah... honey has done a lot of modules, this Audit is going to be way easier than i imagined.
05:03:21 <Eryne> wait it would last like 3 hours right?
05:03:32 <Eryne> That would be perfect then.
05:03:37 <Alexander> Oh?
05:04:04 <Mekkis> ok
05:04:09 <Alexander> So, its 14 hours from now then? For sure?
05:04:34 <wrothmonk> Sounds like it.
05:04:39 <wrothmonk> steven?
05:04:51 <Proxy> Alright, does anyone have my skype? So you can bug me if anything comes up?
05:04:56 <Proxy> I had fun tonight btw xD
05:05:01 <wrothmonk> As did I
05:05:06 <Steven> Anyways, I was reading forum posts and while evil is not a good act by any stretch of the imagination, limited torture where you dont disfigure/maime the target does not net you an evil act unless you go and do it for no reason. Once you get the information you need you stop or it nets you an evil act.
05:05:14 <Proxy> Shoulda practiced in-character more, geez >.>
05:05:24 <Steven> two or three evil acts net you an alignment shift.
05:05:32 <Steven> or one overwhelmingly evil act.
05:05:34 <Proxy> What about spells that destroy the mind though? I consider that kinda evil
05:05:43 <Steven> like feeble mind?
05:05:44 <wrothmonk> although I didn't realize you were kinda pulling us along steven. Sorry about feeling like pvp against you.
05:05:53 <wrothmonk> temporary
05:05:58 <Proxy> Yeah, sorry xD
05:05:59 <wrothmonk> therefore not evil
05:06:15 <Proxy> Not really feeblemind
05:06:21 <Proxy> Was thinking more things like Interrogation
05:06:45 <Proxy> But yeah... will try and make this guy less uptight.
05:06:46 <Steven> its a very fine line between evil act and what we at the shop like to call 'aggressive information gathering.'
05:07:10 <wrothmonk> heh, nice description.
05:07:10 <Proxy> I really need to practice with this jerk more xD
05:07:36 <Steven> If its mission related ive never handed out an evil act for interrogation so long as they werent like cutting of fingers and shit.
05:08:08 <Steven> but if they are like whats your favorite type of soup... "Clam Chowder!" WRONG ANSWER!!!!!! five minute beating... yeah thats evil.
05:08:11 <Proxy> I honestly will try and cut back on the morality a little though, I apologize.
05:08:17 <Proxy> *on mine
05:09:29 <Proxy> Anyways, anything else?
05:09:44 <Steven> nah, im just gonna kick it and bs with people like i always do.
05:09:57 <Steven> im actually kind of blown away... i have an entire day off.
05:10:07 <Proxy> Alright, Ill stop buggin yall then xD Message me on skype if anything comes up.
05:10:08 <Steven> where i dont have to do anything for anyone.
05:10:11 <Proxy> Night time for a Proxy.
05:10:19 <wrothmonk> same here.
05:10:21 <Steven> I think im probably going to do laundry... yeah laundry sounds cool.
05:10:39 <Proxy> -waves- hopefully I didnt bore you too much with my character BS, if I do, just tell me to shut up.
05:10:42 <Steven> get all my laundry washed.
05:10:43 <wrothmonk> I can probably do Skype next time since I'm not playing at 11 pm :P
05:11:08 <wrothmonk> gg
05:11:09 <Proxy> Its pretty much always late for me because my parents go to bed at like 6:00 and then whine about keeping them up. :/
05:11:24 <Proxy> Anyways, see you.
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05:26:06 <Avatar> what costs 120gp
05:36:01 <Avatar> there's no rules on how loaded dice work
05:36:16 <Avatar> is there a 50% chance it lands on the loaded number or what
05:36:24 <andrey> may I ask a rules question?
05:37:16 <Avatar> you may
05:37:19 <andrey> is there any difference between having a light load and no load?
05:37:25 <Avatar> no
05:37:27 <andrey> I couldn't find any in the rules
05:37:36 <Avatar> a light load is x amount of pounds or less
05:37:37 <andrey> then why make the distinction at all
05:37:46 <Avatar> there isn't a distinction
05:37:51 <Avatar> "no load" doesn't really exist
05:37:51 <andrey> ok
05:37:54 <Avatar> when are you carrying nothing
05:38:08 <Avatar> you would have to be naked
05:38:08 <andrey> that was a bit confusing then
05:38:16 <Avatar> are you playing pathfinder naked
05:38:44 <andrey> http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0025.html
05:39:44 <Avatar> haha
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05:42:47 <andrey> so, if it says light load = 58
05:42:53 <andrey> and I'm carrying 66 pouns
05:42:57 <andrey> *pounds
05:43:08 <andrey> then I get a penalty?
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05:48:23 <Brunius> yup, slow down by 5ft
05:48:30 <Brunius> Unless your armour already restricts you that much
05:48:43 <Brunius> You take the worse penalty of armour and encumbrance
05:52:08 <GreenGuy33> is it bad that im getting paranoid about my character being built properly? feels like i shouldnt be so worried since its like my first pathfinder character anyway.
05:52:21 <andrey> no it's not bad
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05:55:28 <GreenGuy33> can any of you look over my sheet and kinda give me your opinion? you know, comments and concerns type stuff? Characters name is Nessimar.
05:58:02 <Brunius> !find Nessimar
05:58:02 <dicebot> Brunius, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=678
05:58:44 <Brunius> You don't need to list the point buy breakdown
05:59:15 <Brunius> What's the character number?
05:59:43 <GreenGuy33> character number?
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06:00:45 <Avatar> lol nessimar the aasimar
06:01:39 <GreenGuy33> i chose the name before the race. lol originally he was going to be half elf
06:01:54 <Avatar> what evolutions do you have for your eidolon
06:02:30 <Avatar> your PFS number for your first character is 79918-1
06:02:36 <Avatar> second character is 77918-2 and so on
06:03:16 <Avatar> make sure you have the word 'traits' near your traits so you can distinguish between your traits and your other abilities that you'll eventually get
06:03:29 * Mort- waves at avatar
06:03:35 <Avatar> hi mort
06:03:47 <Avatar> GreenGuy33: you don't have +3 to will at first level
06:03:49 <GreenGuy33> Abilty Increase (Cha) for 2 points and then Improved Damage for 1 point on the Eidelon.
06:04:16 <Avatar> oh you've got it under SQ
06:04:44 <Mort-> I need to find out if youre holding a charge and perform a combat maneuver on someone
06:04:50 <Mort-> Does the charge discharge?
06:04:51 <Avatar> keep finishing off the sheet and then get us to check it again
06:05:20 <Avatar> I don't know the rules on holding wand charges
06:05:28 <Mort-> Sigh
06:05:35 <Mort-> But i guess it was expect
06:05:40 <Mort-> Expected
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06:05:49 <Avatar> what are you trying to say !
06:06:10 <Mort-> I seem to be doing obscure stuff
06:06:29 <Mort-> Aqueous orbs are obscure
06:06:42 <Mort-> So is burning gaze to daze undead apparent
06:06:46 <Mort-> Apparently
06:06:56 <Mort-> Should have thrown a fire ball
06:07:10 <Mort-> Argh
06:07:27 <GreenGuy33> brb restarting computer.
06:07:28 * Mort- mopes around
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06:18:21 * Mort- flops her tail left and right
06:24:05 <GreenGuy33> ok back. changed the will save back down to 2 like it was supose to be. not sure what all else i have left to add tothe character sheet.
06:26:24 * Mort- start frisking green guy over
06:28:20 <Mekkis> Wo ist Wrothmonk?
06:28:25 <GreenGuy33> im unarmed i promise
06:29:02 <Avatar> get a weapon
06:29:47 <Avatar> your saves are still wrong
06:29:57 <Avatar> to start of 2 + 0 doesn't = 3
06:29:58 <Avatar> :P
06:30:01 <Avatar> off*
06:30:13 <Avatar> but you add your con to fort, your dex to reflex and your wis to will
06:30:21 <GreenGuy33> why? at strength 8 im not goingto really have much if any chance to hit to begin with. i could just punch somone and do more damage. lol
06:30:29 <Avatar> you've got the 2 where the con has to be
06:30:38 <Avatar> punching attracts attacks of opportunity
06:30:51 <Avatar> you can aid another with a melee weapon by hitting AC 10
06:30:59 <Avatar> and you can shoot things at range, especially when your eidolon goes down
06:31:09 <Avatar> especially but not including
06:31:38 <Mekkis> actually, when your eidolon's down is when you don't shoot things at range
06:31:47 <Mekkis> when your eidolon's UP is when you do that sort of thing
06:32:46 <Avatar> you can't resummon it for a day
06:32:54 <Mekkis> yes
06:33:08 <Mekkis> but that's when you use your 3+cha mod summon monster SLA
06:33:17 <Mekkis> or cast Summon Eidolon, the spell
06:33:30 <Avatar> whatever, the point is don't leave home without a melee and a ranged weapon
06:33:45 <Avatar> at least not for long if you're really low on $$
06:33:52 <Mekkis> as a summoner, when your eidolon's out, your bigger problem is working out what to do in combat
06:33:59 <GreenGuy33> when i click autofill it puts my +3 atribute bonus to will. do they still aply wisdom to the will save?
06:34:04 <Mekkis> also: a summoner's ranged weapon is called "acid splach"
06:34:10 <Mekkis> "acid splash"
06:34:20 <Mekkis> don't even bother getting a crossbow
06:34:26 <GreenGuy33> yeah acid splash 1d3 damage
06:34:27 <Mekkis> that is just a waste of actions
06:34:31 <Mekkis> yeah
06:34:34 <Mekkis> but it targets touch AC
06:34:46 <Avatar> both have advantages
06:34:53 <Avatar> 1d8 vs regular AC, 1d3 vs touch AC
06:35:05 <Mekkis> as opposed to a crossbow that does 1d8 damage, generally misses because you're not taking stuff like precise shot, and requires a move action to reload
06:35:07 <Mort-> I know
06:35:14 <Mekkis> it's a no-brainer
06:35:25 <Mort-> I used acid splas last scenario
06:35:30 <Mort-> As a level 9 wizard
06:35:54 <Mekkis> acid splash ignores DR
06:36:50 <Avatar> a heavy crossbow can kill shit quicker if it hits
06:37:02 <Avatar> heavy/light
06:37:03 <Mekkis> sure
06:37:10 <Mekkis> but then it's a full-round to load
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06:37:21 <Avatar> then take a light
06:37:42 <Mekkis> travel light: don't take either
06:37:56 <Avatar> take another cantrip and a crossbow
06:38:14 <GreenGuy33> my plan is to use my summon monster spell like ability till thats exausted inbetween acid splash attacks then when im out of the monsters i switch to my eidelon and act as its personal heal bot at range while supporting with more acid splash.
06:38:41 <Mekkis> GreenGuy33, that might work, but keep in mind it takes 10 rounds to summon your eidolon
06:39:20 <GreenGuy33> cause my eidelon is basicly equivilant to a fighter class character
06:40:00 <GreenGuy33> yeah true. thats the trade off. i can only do one or the other
06:40:20 <Avatar> just don't leave home without a melee weapon as well if you can help it
06:40:23 <Avatar> you don't want to be punching anything
06:40:29 <GreenGuy33> so maybe i start with eidelon and then use the monsters as backup?
06:41:14 <Mekkis> GreenGuy33, the way I play Itzamna (my summoner), it depends on what kind of setting its in - if it's a social setting, I'll keep the eidolon unsummoned.
06:41:47 <Mekkis> but if we're leaving town for a dungeon crawl or whatever, it's summoned at the start
06:42:04 <GreenGuy33> yeah thats what im thinking.
06:42:32 <Mekkis> one "advantage" of the summoner class is it's such a powerful class that you can pretty much get away with anything
06:42:55 <Mekkis> you don't need to come up with the most effective solution - pretty much anything you come up with is good...
06:43:46 <Mekkis> especially if you take Summon Eidolon when you hit 2nd level
06:45:05 <GreenGuy33> take it? i thought i have that at the start.
06:45:58 <Mekkis> !spell summon eidolon
06:46:00 <diebot> Mekkis, SUMMON EIDOLON conjuration (summoning[]) summoner 2 1 round Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one eidolon Comp: V, S, M (a silver coin) Duration: 1 minute/level (D) Save: none SR:no
06:46:00 <diebot> You open a rift between dimensions that summons your eidolon. Treat this as if you had summoned your eidolon normally, except that it only remains with you for the duration of this spell. While summoned in this way, your eidolon cannot touch any creature warded by protection from evil or a similar effect and your eidolon can be sent back to its
06:46:00 <diebot> home plane by dispel magic. If you cast this spell while your eidolon is already on your plane, this spell has no effect. This spell allows you to summon your eidolon even if it has been returned to its home plane due to damage.
06:46:10 <Mekkis> it's also a spell
06:46:14 <Avatar> that's a spell, not the class ability you're thinking of
06:47:09 <mortswishytail> In case someone kicks your eids arse
06:47:19 <mortswishytail> Augment summoning will work
06:47:52 <Avatar> in case someone kicks your eids ass with a lance on horseback
06:48:00 <GreenGuy33> oh! ok. i get what your doing. cool.
06:48:58 <GreenGuy33> to bad you cant aim at specific parts. like acid splash somones face so you blind them.
06:49:23 <Mekkis> that would be broken
06:51:53 <GreenGuy33> maybe but it would be a valid tactic. i know if i could shoot acid id be aiming for the head rather then the torso
06:52:05 <Mekkis> mortswishytail!
06:52:10 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pk96?GM-boons-for-nonconvention-play#33
06:52:15 <Mekkis> you going?
06:52:39 <mortswishytail> No :(
06:52:48 <Mekkis> why not?
06:58:11 <GreenGuy33> ok so + 2 will save + 3 for wisdom bonus so my will save total is 5 normally unless something kills my wisdom bonus right?
06:59:03 <Mekkis> yeah
06:59:43 <mortswishytail> No moneys
06:59:47 <mortswishytail> So much wis?
06:59:48 <mortswishytail> Wow
06:59:58 <mortswishytail> Your main stat is cha
07:00:04 <Mekkis> mortswishytail, isn't it really nearby?
07:00:04 <Avatar> Mekkis: do you have any idea how I can post on the messageboards again as Avatar-1
07:00:08 <Avatar> because it seems like I can't go back now
07:00:16 <Mekkis> yeah, just change the alias you're using
07:01:19 <Avatar> yeah it's not letting me
07:01:25 <Avatar> it defaults to trying to use my real name instead
07:02:59 <mortswishytail> Really singapore?
07:03:08 <mortswishytail> oooh!
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08:09:07 <Mekkis> what happened, Brunius-?
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08:11:15 <gelith> Heyo
08:11:25 <Mekkis> hi
08:11:55 <gelith> Morn/Even Mekkis
08:14:03 <Mekkis> there's a difference between "maths isn't my strong suit" and "I can't expediently do basic arithmetic"
08:14:41 <Mekkis> ok the Mort-.
08:14:53 <Mort-> What?
08:15:16 <Mort-> I don't throw fireballz :d
08:18:06 <Mekkis> You have a cannon. You observe that if you fire it at an angle of 40°, the shell will land in the same place as it would if you fired it at an angle of 50°. You come up with the theory that if you fire a shell at (45° - θ°), it will land at the same place as firing it at (45° + θ°) where θ < 45°, discounting air resistance. Prove that this is the case.
08:18:32 <Mekkis> Feel free to ask Diazane or Brunius for assistance
08:18:58 <Mort-> What?
08:19:02 <Mort-> i can't do it!
08:19:15 <Mekkis> why not?
08:19:27 <Mort-> I don't know maths!
08:20:28 <Mekkis> ok, more simple. A character is at point (3,3,2). How far away from point (8,10,1) is he?
08:21:19 <Mort-> Something trigo but in 3d
08:22:09 <Mort-> Lets get distance to 8,10,2 first
08:22:15 <Mort-> Then work out the elevation
08:25:54 <Mort-> The distance to 8,10,2 is square root of (5 square plus 7 square)
08:30:00 <Mort-> So the distance to 8,10,1 is square root of (1 square plus square root on (5 square +7 square))
08:30:06 <Mort-> Somewhat like that
08:32:52 * Mort- bites mekkis
08:36:30 <Brunius-> When, Mekkis?
08:36:39 <Mekkis> <Brunius-> I think I may end up being up all night...
08:37:06 <Brunius-> I wasn't feeling tired
08:37:38 <Brunius-> I did end up falling asleep at ~2:30
08:37:55 <Brunius-> Then got up at 6...
08:38:27 <Mekkis> what?
08:39:08 <Mekkis> sqrt(1^2 + sqrt(5^2 + 7^2)) ?
08:40:04 * Mekkis searches Mort- for wayfinders
08:47:06 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+29 perception
08:47:06 <diebot> Mekkis, perception: [1d20=2] 31
08:52:08 <Mort-> Hey
08:52:12 <Mort-> I have a way finder
08:52:18 <Mort-> Ya
08:52:20 <Mekkis> cool
08:52:27 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+14 steal
08:52:28 <diebot> Mekkis, steal: [1d20=3] 17
08:52:33 <Mort-> It has a clear spindle ioun stone
08:52:41 <Mort-> Sorry my cmd isn't that low
08:52:59 * Mort- makes a full action wd into the air
08:53:01 <Mekkis> oh well
08:53:23 <Mort-> So what was the point of Making me do maths
08:54:03 * Mekkis casts disjunction on Mort-
08:54:21 * Mort- has su flight?
08:54:28 <Mekkis> that's cool
08:54:41 <Mekkis> now roll will saves for all your items
08:55:21 <Mort-> No point. I have no magic items. Except for scrolls
08:55:32 <Mekkis> and a wayfinder
08:55:40 <Mekkis> right?
08:55:40 <Mort-> Oh that one
08:55:47 <Mekkis> and an ioun stone
08:55:49 <Mort-> What save
08:55:51 <Mekkis> will
08:56:07 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+4 will save
08:56:08 <diebot> Mort-, will save: [1d20=15] 19
08:56:16 <Mekkis> not looking good
08:56:23 <Mort-> What's wrong lol
08:56:37 <Mort-> Its a level 9 spell and I'm a level 5 mur
08:56:49 <Mekkis> with a spindle of cheese
08:56:56 <Mort-> Haha
08:57:03 <Mort-> But i have no other magic items
08:57:05 <Mekkis> which is now nonmagical!
08:57:06 <Mort-> Except scrolls
08:57:08 <Mekkis> :)
08:57:10 <Mekkis> oh
08:57:11 <Mort-> Oh dear
08:57:18 <Mekkis> you'd better make saves for each of them too
08:57:21 <Mort-> I carry tons of scrolls!
08:57:52 <Mort-> !throw 30#1d20+4
08:57:52 <diebot> Mort-, I don't have enough dice to roll that!
08:58:00 <Mort-> Sorry you asked.
08:59:43 <Mekkis> !throw 30#1d20
08:59:44 <diebot> Mekkis, I don't have enough dice to roll that!
08:59:48 <Mekkis> !throw 15#1d20
08:59:49 <diebot> Mekkis, 15#1d20: [1d20=9] 9, [1d20=5] 5, [1d20=20] 20, [1d20=17] 17, [1d20=4] 4, [1d20=7] 7, [1d20=18] 18, [1d20=5] 5, [1d20=14] 14, [1d20=9] 9, [1d20=6] 6, [1d20=6] 6, [1d20=9] 9, [1d20=7] 7, [1d20=15] 15
08:59:52 <Mekkis> !throw 15#1d20
08:59:54 <diebot> Mekkis, 15#1d20: [1d20=16] 16, [1d20=12] 12, [1d20=15] 15, [1d20=4] 4, [1d20=18] 18, [1d20=8] 8, [1d20=14] 14, [1d20=2] 2, [1d20=3] 3, [1d20=17] 17, [1d20=13] 13, [1d20=6] 6, [1d20=12] 12, [1d20=6] 6, [1d20=2] 2
09:00:07 <Mekkis> looks like your third scroll survives.
09:00:23 <Mort-> That's not fair.
09:00:30 <Mort-> No magic on me?
09:00:35 <Mekkis> oh
09:00:44 <Mekkis> yep
09:00:49 <Mekkis> all of it's gone too
09:00:55 <Mort-> Why mek :(
09:01:02 <Mort-> I'm just a mur
09:01:29 <Mekkis> you wouldn't let me steal your wayfinder of cheese
09:01:32 <Mort-> Why are you disjunctioning me :(
09:01:40 <Mort-> You're evil :(
09:07:25 <Mekkis> and you're cheesy
09:08:24 <Mort-> And that's the third time today you said it
09:08:36 <Mort-> A lack of vocabulary?
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10:09:48 <Brunius-> I think I may end up being up all night...
10:47:46 <Steven> alright
10:47:48 <Steven> im back
10:48:09 <Steven> who was asking about my Animal Archive recommendation the other day?
10:51:19 <Mekkis> Avatar
10:57:10 <Mekkis> Brunius-, have you levelled up your WotW character?
11:04:06 <Mekkis> !find nephem
11:04:07 <dicebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=562
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11:36:07 <Steven> ya know i still havent recieved the chronical sheets for first steps from kapow.
11:38:23 <Brunius-> I'm fairly sure I have, Mekkis
11:38:25 <Brunius-> Why?
11:38:41 <Mekkis> just preparing your training with Thorn
11:39:34 <Brunius-> I'm thinking of a re flavoured sound burst, if that's okay
11:39:48 <Mekkis> screams of the damned?
11:39:53 <Mekkis> !spell sound burst
11:39:55 <diebot> Mekkis, SOUND BURST evocation ([sonic]) bard 2, cleric 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V, S, F/DF (a musical instrument) Duration: instantaneous Save: Fortitude partial SR:yes
11:39:55 <diebot> You blast an area with a tremendous cacophony. Every creature in the area takes 1d8 points of sonic damage and must succeed on a Fortitude save to avoid being stunned for 1 round. Creatures that cannot hear are not stunned but are still damaged.
11:59:14 <Steven> so whats everyone doin tonight
12:00:10 <Steven> doop doop
12:00:14 <Steven> so what up peeps
12:00:54 <Mekkis> ummm... no real plans. I probably will WotW someone - likely Brunius
12:01:16 <Mekkis> yourself?
12:03:28 <Steven> oh you know... kickin ass takin names.
12:03:44 <Mekkis> whose donkey, and whose names?
12:03:48 <Steven> not really... im being bored tonight.
12:03:56 <Mekkis> run something :)
12:03:57 <Steven> I am actually auditing a character.
12:04:02 <Mekkis> whose?
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12:04:57 <Steven> my own character... Figured i should get better at it. We are going to begin doing it down at the shop.
12:05:04 <Proxy> Hello, hello.
12:05:05 <Mekkis> auditing?
12:05:09 <Mekkis> hey Proxy
12:05:13 <Steven> Sup sup proxy
12:05:13 <Mekkis> squid3?
12:05:23 <Steven> yeah, auditing at the shop.
12:05:40 <Steven> we have been threatening to start doing it for some time. Now its time to actually do it.
12:05:44 <Proxy> How have you all been?
12:05:59 <Mekkis> you *threaten* that sort of thing?
12:06:05 <Mekkis> alright Proxy: yourself?
12:06:12 <Hydrazine> G'day.
12:06:47 <Steven> oh all the time, we also threaten anal raping and pillaging of the store owners cash drawr.
12:07:43 <Kzar> that poor cash drawer
12:07:56 <Proxy> Oh dear...
12:07:56 <Steven> for sure!
12:09:25 <Steven> but only walter and i have talked to each other about how we should start up auditing and we mentioned how we might be starting it up at the shop. then we always forget about it.
12:09:47 <Steven> Now it appears as if we are actually going to actively audit.
12:10:27 <Proxy> Audit? -is dumb-
12:11:40 <Steven> You get a persons character sheet and chronicle sheets and double check their math, feat selections, trait selections, purchases and whatever else peaks your interest.
12:12:01 <Steven> then assist them in correcting any inconsistances you find.
12:13:29 <Steven> some shops/groups Audit more than others, our lodge has been going for right around a year and a half now and this wednesday will be the first audit we have ever done.
12:14:15 <Proxy> Oh, okay. That sounds really good. I have been studying lot, so I think Ive finally got it xD
12:14:22 <Proxy> Still gotta finish my guys though :P
12:15:16 <Steven> best get on that shit yo!
12:15:42 <Steven> alright time to print out the Chronicle sheets i have. since kapow never sent me the first steps ones.
12:17:30 <Steven> burb!
12:18:01 <Proxy> Sorry for the stupid question, but what does the "LA" in "Race and LA" stand for on the character sheet? :P
12:19:03 <Mekkis> it's a 3.5 thing
12:19:17 <Mekkis> it stands for level adjustment, but it never worked. Just put race in there
12:20:04 <Proxy> Okay, cool. Thought it wouldnt apply, but it would bug me if I didn't know xD
12:22:04 <Proxy> Oh, another thing is, how useful is knowledge in general in PFS? Cause I wanted to make a really knowledgeable guy, but I wouldnt want him to be pointless, you know?
12:22:17 <Mekkis> generally, very useful
12:22:43 <Mekkis> I'd suggest arcana, religion, dungeoneering, local, nature, engineering, nobility in that order
12:22:48 <Proxy> Oh, another thing is, how useful is knowledge in general in PFS? Cause I wanted to make a really knowledgeable guy, but I wouldnt want him to be pointless, you know?
12:22:49 <Mekkis> umm
12:22:59 <Mekkis> put planes after arcana, but before religion
12:23:00 <Proxy> xD
12:23:30 <Mekkis> if you've ever asked "what the hell am I fighting here", that's what a knowledge check will tell you
12:23:32 <Proxy> Hm... alright. I do not know how I double posted btw, I apologize
12:23:52 <Mekkis> you pressed the up arrow
12:23:53 <Proxy> Heh, well knowing is half the battle.
12:23:58 <Proxy> And oh xD
12:40:03 <Proxy> Anyways, how are you all?
12:45:29 <Steven> alrighty back. printed off all the my chronicle sheets
12:45:51 <Proxy> Hm... So what's this for?
12:47:12 <Steven> im auditing my character, figured i'd print off my sheets and stick them all together.
12:47:58 <Proxy> Ahh, cool, heheh
12:50:48 <Steven> yup, verifying my gold, as im sure ive messed it up along the way.
12:53:07 <Mekkis> you should make consolidated sheets :)
12:54:16 <Proxy> Heh, idk if youre supposed to share with other than your GM, but I kinda want to post my jerk when Im done with him xD
12:57:14 <Wrothmonk> Hey mekkis, how well would a blade bound magus work in WotW
13:07:36 <Hydrazine> Posting up character sheets isn't a big deal, Proxy. Its one of the common ways newer folk go about making sure they aren't completely messed up.
13:08:08 <Wrothmonk> I do it since I prefer their sheets to hero lab.
13:08:11 <Wrothmonk> :P
13:08:52 <Proxy> Haha, that sounds good
13:11:45 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, to be honest, I don't know
13:11:59 <Proxy> There is the wording on one thing that always confused me though >.> Never been able to figure it out
13:12:58 <Proxy> When it says " Add one spell known from the [ ] spell list. This spell must be at least one level below the highest spell level you can cast."
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13:13:19 <Hydrazine> Where is that from, Proxy?
13:13:32 <Hydrazine> What rule or ability? Feat?
13:13:40 <Proxy> Favored class alternative for humans
13:13:44 <Proxy> For the bard class
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13:14:31 <Proxy> What I am trying to figrure out, does it mean the highest you are capable of casting, (lets say you are a bard with 16 charisma, so you could cast 6th level spells)?
13:14:46 <Mekkis> it's based on your level
13:14:51 <Proxy> Or does it mean the highest you literally can cast at your current level, with spells per day. (Im level one, so I only have level 1 spells)
13:14:57 <Mekkis> the latter
13:15:06 <Proxy> So then, I get an extra cantrip? xD Whoo...
13:15:28 <Proxy> Think Ill go for a skill point instead, thanks xD
13:16:02 <Wrothmonk> sorry, colloquy crash… again.
13:16:03 <Hydrazine> Yeah. Things like that aren't always worth it. But it could be, later.
13:16:07 <Wrothmonk> crashed*
13:16:30 <Proxy> I think it would be, if you could exchange it at a higher level, but I dont think you can...
13:16:36 <Proxy> My guys a skillmonkey anyways. xP
13:16:40 <Wrothmonk> So what did you say about magus?
13:22:23 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, to be honest, I don't know
13:23:17 <Wrothmonk> well I think I'll give it a shot… I just need to figure out a name.
13:25:40 <Mekkis> because it's really hard to add new characters
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13:38:47 <Proxy> I am especially bad with fantasy games, as I mostly work with more modern characters. :P
13:38:48 <Steven> damn it... auditing my character, i played a module i didnt think i had, shes 11.67
13:39:11 <Mekkis> the easy way is to play a non-human
13:39:19 <Steven> 12.67 even.
13:39:22 <Mekkis> then choose the racial word for what you're after
13:40:02 <Proxy> Hm... Is it bad for a bard to have an 18 int? o-o I know youre supposed to always max charisma, but Im making a skill/knowledge/linguist-based character. Opinions?
13:40:19 <Steven> if all you plan on doing is buffing in combat, you dont need a high cha.
13:41:26 <Proxy> Cha was going to be my second, actually. He's not to heavy-combat oriented, more as party support/buffing.
13:44:23 <Wrothmonk> casting a spell is ranged when attacking correct?
13:44:39 <Wrothmonk> including touch attacks?
13:45:13 <Proxy> It depends on the spell, some are touch spells, others are ranged, and can have different saves.
13:45:14 <Mekkis> Steven, is Brock's blog post [O]fficial?
13:45:35 <Hydrazine> Wrong, Wroth.
13:45:35 <Wrothmonk> Touch would be melee then correct?
13:46:02 <Hydrazine> Touch attacks are literally putting a hand on the other person.
13:46:25 <Hydrazine> So its a melee attack roll against touch ac.
13:46:36 <Wrothmonk> alrgiht, good.
13:46:55 <Hydrazine> This is different in ways than a ranged touch attack.
13:47:10 <Hydrazine> ranged touch provokes in melee.
13:47:34 <Proxy> Usually spells just have a set DC to save against. (10+spell level+charisma mod in my case)
13:47:54 <Proxy> Some spells dont allow for a save though, and instead of AC, its spell resistence to save against, I believe.
13:47:55 <Wrothmonk> its 10+spell level+magic mod
13:47:59 <Proxy> Yeah
13:48:08 <Wrothmonk> so int for magus.
13:48:14 <Proxy> Yep :3
13:49:05 <Hydrazine> I think its more clear to say that most spells have either a save DC OR work by touch/ranged touch AC.
13:49:47 <Wrothmonk> I really just want to call my magus nightmare and be done with it. But its a bit too much of a reference :/
13:50:56 <Hydrazine> Spell resistance applies to both of these cases. It is less common though.
13:52:00 <Proxy> Soul Calibur? xD
13:53:08 <Mekkis> I really dislike magi
13:53:15 <Wrothmonk> yes
13:53:27 <Wrothmonk> blade bound evil magus no less. WotW
13:53:45 <Proxy> Hah, fun xD I never tried Magus before
13:53:53 <Wrothmonk> Neither have I
13:54:05 <Proxy> and ugghh, this point buy system is hurting my brain. On one hand, I like it, but it makes it feel like Im minmaxing >.<
13:54:07 <Wrothmonk> But my sorcerer is very similar to one.
13:54:10 <Mekkis> what's the appeal?
13:54:58 <Wrothmonk> the fact that generally magic people wear dresses and stay far back and the magus is the opposite?
13:54:58 <Proxy> I think a lot of people like the idea of playing a melee spellcaster, basically a warmage who can go into comment
13:55:10 <Proxy> I actually like playing squishy characters myself xD
13:55:38 <Wrothmonk> My dad can attest to the fact that WoW mages look like pimps.
13:55:45 <Wrothmonk> XD
13:55:49 <Proxy> Pfft xD
13:56:15 <Proxy> And now, I need to pick 5 lanuages >.>
13:56:34 <Mekkis> Proxy, then ignore the pointbuy system and use 15 14 12 12 12 12
13:56:55 <Wrothmonk> draconic, celestial
13:57:05 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, are you crazy?
13:57:16 <Wrothmonk> a tad.
13:57:17 <Brunius-> Thassilonion, tien
13:57:29 <Steven> Draconic, Celestial, Abyssal, Infernal, and Azlanti/Thassilonian
13:57:34 <Mekkis> Thassalonian, Ancient Osirioni, Abyssal, Tien, and Azlanti
13:57:35 <Proxy> Heh, well he has a really low wisdom. I'm afraid this fellow is just not really perceptive.
13:57:46 <Proxy> And hm, thanks for the suggestions! I shall scour over these
13:57:55 <Proxy> I am specializing in linguistics so I can get mroe when I level :3
13:57:55 <Steven> I just told you the best ones.
13:58:05 <Mekkis> maybe swap azlanti for Kelish
13:58:07 <Wrothmonk> I agree with steven
13:58:16 <Steven> well now im going to change my answers.
13:58:24 <Steven> wroth thinks its a good idea, obviously im wrong.
13:58:28 <Mekkis> Steven, you don't think Ancient Osirioni is worth it?
13:58:37 <Wrothmonk> Thanks.
13:58:58 <Wrothmonk> *sarcasm*Thanks*sarcasm*
13:59:01 <Steven> its not as used as the others
13:59:37 <Proxy> Okay, sorry for stupid question, but I forget. Is it possible to ever have more than one favored class? I bet not, but no harm in asking..
13:59:45 <Steven> yes, there is.
13:59:48 <Wrothmonk> if you are half elf then yes
13:59:49 <Proxy> Oh?
13:59:51 <Wrothmonk> otherwise no
13:59:59 <Proxy> Ah, darn xD
14:00:23 <Steven> !feat Eclectic
14:00:24 <diebot> Steven, ECLECTIC []Prereq: Human. You have a talent for picking up different vocations.
14:00:25 <diebot> Benefit: Choose an additional favored class and gain either +1 hit point or +1 skill point whenever you take a level in that class. If you choose a class in which you already have levels, the benefits of this feat are retroactive. Source: APG
14:00:39 <Proxy> Oh, thanks!
14:01:03 <Mekkis> isn't there an ARG feat that gives you both?
14:01:42 <Steven> yeah i think there might be.
14:02:03 <Proxy> Humans get some pretty decent feats, actually o-o
14:02:07 <Steven> i know theres a feat/racial trait in Peoples of the north that doubles Toughness
14:02:12 <Proxy> Fast Learner (Human) You progress gain extra versatility. Prerequisites: Int 13, human. Benefit: When you gain a level in a favored class, you gain both +1 hit point and +1 skill rank instead of choosing either one or the other benefit or you can choose an alternate class reward.
14:02:30 <Steven> yeah thats the one we were talking about
14:02:31 <Wrothmonk> Wow.
14:02:39 <Wrothmonk> thats slightly OP I think.
14:03:00 <Wrothmonk> but then again skill ranks aren't that important.
14:03:03 <Proxy> Heh, I wonder if it stacks if you take 2 favored classes.
14:03:24 <Wrothmonk> it would. but not retroactively. I think
14:03:28 * Wrothmonk waits to be corrected
14:03:56 <Proxy> Heh, depends on what youre making
14:04:13 <Proxy> For a witch or something, pointless. Bards and rogues? GIMME MORE SKILLS
14:04:58 <Wrothmonk> fair point.
14:05:17 <Brunius-> Fairly sure it would act retroactively
14:05:36 <Wrothmonk> "when you gain a level in a favored class"
14:05:38 <Brunius-> Simply because int bonuses help retroactively
14:05:46 <Proxy> Heh, I might just snag some of those up. I can't really find -that- many bard/non-combat feats I like...
14:05:50 <Brunius-> So there's a precedent
14:06:12 <Steven> butterfly sting is good
14:06:21 <Steven> for a bard.
14:06:34 <Steven> if you ever go up in melee combat that is.
14:06:47 <Steven> im goin to go get food.
14:07:01 <Proxy> Heh, my guy had better pray he doesn't.
14:07:11 <Proxy> His con and strength are kinda... eh.
14:07:54 <Steven> i am bored... we should do something.
14:08:35 <Proxy> Hm...
14:08:58 <Steven> but after i find food.
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14:16:02 <Proxy> Mort!
14:17:24 <Mort-> Hi Proxy
14:17:26 <Mort-> What are you
14:18:43 <Wrothmonk> noun ( pl. proxies )
14:18:43 <Wrothmonk> 1 the authority to represent someone else, esp. in voting: they may register to vote by proxy .
14:18:44 <Wrothmonk> • a person authorized to act on behalf of another.
14:18:45 <Wrothmonk> • a document authorizing a person to vote on another's behalf.
14:18:55 <Wrothmonk> :P
14:18:57 <Mort-> No no
14:19:19 <Mort-> He is an independent entity
14:19:26 <Mort-> What's the action to ready an bath
14:19:30 <Mort-> An action
14:19:44 <Proxy> I actually have a long-winded description for why I chose my name xP
14:19:52 <Wrothmonk> As do I
14:20:00 <Wrothmonk> So short version please :P
14:20:55 <Mort-> Is it a standard action to ready an action?
14:21:49 <Wrothmonk> yes I believe so
14:22:23 <Mort-> I'm trying to learn casty denial
14:22:43 <Mort-> Technically i should get combat reflexes. But I'm feat starved
14:22:57 <Proxy> Basically, because in real life I am boring and have no life, I tend to get really engrossed in the idea of filling my life with fictional people. Thus, I consider myself to be a "Proxy" for all my characters.
14:23:19 <Proxy> And I'm skill point starved
14:23:27 <Proxy> I have 12, and it is still not enough ;(
14:23:35 <Steven> you're level 1
14:23:47 <Steven> a character isnt supposed to be able to do everything at level 1
14:23:57 <Proxy> But knowledges D: I just love them all
14:23:57 <Kzar> But it's fun to be able to
14:23:59 <Mekkis> please
14:24:03 <Mekkis> remove the "at level 1" bit
14:24:12 <Proxy> And heh xD
14:24:20 <Steven> nah i have Ausk, he can do everything.
14:24:25 <Proxy> I just want... all the knowledges. Mechanically I know thats not such a good idea, but...
14:24:27 <Mekkis> Although Deceased comes close too...
14:24:32 <Steven> buffing, damage, skill checks. tanking.
14:24:38 <Mekkis> what level is Ausk?
14:24:46 <Steven> level 13
14:25:05 <Steven> oh and scaring red dragons... he does that super easy.
14:25:20 <Kzar> You can scare a red dragon?
14:25:30 <Mekkis> so, I'll design a EL14 encounter for Ausk, and you design an EL10 encounter for Deceaed
14:25:51 <Mekkis> if Ausk finds it easy, I'll make an EL15 one
14:25:54 <Steven> oh yeah... honey has done a lot of modules, this Audit is going to be way easier than i imagined.
14:25:54 <Mekkis> and so forth
14:25:57 <Proxy> Oh all you high level kids ;-;
14:26:15 <Wrothmonk> I'm only level 4.
14:26:30 <Proxy> Ive never had a character progress beyond level 10 in any game Ive played. And that was in freaking d20 modern, so that doesnt count.
14:26:43 <Proxy> In regular pathfinder, never made it past 3 xD
14:27:05 <Steven> meh theres no fun in doing a single encounter.
14:27:30 <Mekkis> the ECL25 stuff we were doing in QQ was fun
14:27:49 <Steven> if you wanna do something fun you should GM a game for us!
14:27:57 <Mekkis> who's here?
14:27:58 <Proxy> Who?
14:28:11 <Steven> aparantly, proxy, wroth, me and kzar
14:28:49 <Mekkis> so... are you fine with replay for no credit, or should I find a 1-5 you haven't played, Steven?
14:28:55 <Proxy> No promises I can stay, parents practically ate my liver last time xD
14:29:08 <Proxy> Unless I just did pure text
14:29:15 <Proxy> Which is a bit dull, but eh
14:29:18 <Mekkis> don't worry, Proxy: your liver will grow back
14:29:20 <Mort-> I'm off if you guys start gaming
14:29:30 <Kzar> there's transplants
14:29:32 <Kzar> if not
14:29:36 <Proxy> D: But I lost my Ring of Regeneration..
14:29:55 <Wrothmonk> well I slept till 3 so I'm still very awake
14:30:20 <Steven> think the only one i can still play at lower tier is 2-15
14:30:30 <Steven> 4-09
14:30:41 <Mekkis> what's 2-15?
14:30:43 <Wrothmonk> I won't be able to voice chat though, I don't want my parents eating my liver.
14:31:14 <Steven> shades of ice part 1
14:31:28 <Proxy> Starting level?
14:31:31 <Kzar> I only have level 1
14:31:34 <Mekkis> sure... send it to me and I'll run it
14:31:40 <Kzar> But I was so overpowered I could go for any :P
14:31:44 <Wrothmonk> brb getting headphones.
14:31:59 <Steven> its a 1-5 methinks
14:32:22 <Proxy> I only have a nearly-done level one
14:32:30 <Steven> actually kzar and proxy need first steps part 2 so they can familiarize themselves with pfs.
14:32:32 <Mekkis> I have parts 2 and 3
14:32:38 <Proxy> That is true
14:32:41 <Wrothmonk> nooooooo
14:32:43 <Steven> and the factions.
14:32:47 <Mekkis> ooh
14:32:50 <Wrothmonk> don't kill them!
14:32:50 <Kzar> I'm going to be Andoran
14:32:55 <Proxy> And screw it, he gets all the knowledges. -shoves them in my characters lap-
14:33:13 <Mekkis> I haven't played First Steps 2 yet
14:33:20 <Steven> damn it another freedom lovin chain breaker!
14:33:22 <Mekkis> (I've ran it about three or four times)
14:33:37 <Proxy> I missed the second half of the first one... does that mean I cant play it again?
14:33:52 <Steven> First steps can be played at level 1 unlimited times.
14:33:53 <Mort-> Fk what action is it
14:33:54 <Wrothmonk> I shall either metagame or refuse to play if you do first steps 2
14:33:57 <Mort-> To ready an action
14:34:07 * Wrothmonk hates first steps.
14:34:14 <Proxy> Aw D:
14:34:18 <Steven> sounds like you should get over that shit wroth.
14:34:35 <Kzar> with good company no adventure is dull
14:34:39 <Steven> its the best way to get from level 1 to level 2
14:34:47 <Wrothmonk> :/
14:34:51 <Kzar> and you guys were a lot of fun :)
14:34:56 <Wrothmonk> fine
14:35:04 <Proxy> I enjoyed it last time, heh xD
14:35:05 <Wrothmonk> but I'm not playing my summoner
14:35:10 <Wrothmonk> I don't want to lose him.
14:35:20 <Proxy> My kid is so dead >.>
14:35:44 <Proxy> -pats his head- Who's a bard who's gonna die? You are! :D
14:35:54 <Wrothmonk> yes.
14:35:59 <Steven> oven dinged! brb with food
14:36:00 <Wrothmonk> alright where are the pregens again?
14:36:12 Kzar is now known as Karl
14:36:17 <Mort-> Bb
14:36:19 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
14:36:27 <Wrothmonk> ohgoddamnit
14:36:33 <Wrothmonk> these headphones are /loud/
14:36:39 <Proxy> Are you allowed to start with any armor? :<
14:36:53 <Wrothmonk> only what you can afford
14:37:05 <Proxy> But if you can afford it, you can get it, right?
14:37:30 <Wrothmonk> yes
14:37:52 <Wrothmonk> although remember if your character isn't proficient the penalties apply to almost everything.
14:39:05 <Wrothmonk> alright got the pregens, choosing one now.
14:39:38 <Steven> your character starts with 150g plus the gold you have from first steps.
14:39:53 <Proxy> I used a pregen though...
14:39:58 <Brunius-> All mundane armour, incl special materials except dragonhide
14:40:48 <Karl> with pregen it'd only be plus the gold from first steps I assume
14:42:24 <Wrothmonk> if your using another pregen its all on the sheet
14:42:31 <Proxy> Ugh.... Hp at first level is so low, it scares me. o-o
14:42:45 <Wrothmonk> if not its your character with the gold, xp, and prestige applied to your character.
14:43:10 <Wrothmonk> Alright I'm going to go with the samurai pregen.
14:43:17 <Wrothmonk> Hayato
14:43:59 <Brunius-> Lolpregens
14:44:10 <Wrothmonk> I don't want to lose my summoner if I don't have to.
14:45:01 <Steven> mekkis you gonna run it or should i get to prepping?
14:45:10 <Proxy> Hey uh, suggested trait for a support bard? I already took Magical Knack...
14:45:17 <Mekkis> ummm
14:45:30 <Mekkis> why are you taking Magical Knack?
14:45:53 <Proxy> Pick a class when you gain this trait—your caster level in that class gains a +2 trait bonus as long as this bonus doesn’t increase your caster level higher than your current Hit Dice.
14:45:56 <Proxy> Cant use it yet
14:45:58 <Proxy> Pretty nice though
14:46:02 <Brunius-> Are you going to multiclass
14:46:04 <Mekkis> you're not answering my question?
14:46:09 <Proxy> Sorry?
14:46:16 <Mekkis> why are you taking it?
14:46:26 <Proxy> I was considering multiclassing into PF Chronicaller
14:46:27 <Brunius-> When will magical knack help you?
14:46:40 <Proxy> Hm... Well, what do you suggest? Still new at this...
14:46:51 <Proxy> I may have misread that, probably did
14:46:56 <Mekkis> I suggest not multiclassing :)
14:47:05 <Proxy> But D: But but
14:47:08 <Mekkis> and if you're not going offensive with spells, caster level doesn't help much
14:47:26 <Mekkis> (caster level doesn't give you new spells)
14:47:43 <Proxy> Hm... I thought it increased your save DC. -probablywrongderp-
14:47:45 <Mekkis> So, want me to run FS2, IRC + CA only, no skype
14:47:48 <Mekkis> no, it doesn't
14:47:56 <Proxy> Oh wow Im dumb nevermind xD
14:48:10 <Mekkis> Proxy, your line of thinking's the reason it was banned for three years
14:48:23 <Mekkis> a campaign coordinator read it wrong, and banned it
14:48:49 <Brunius-> Nice 1
14:48:58 <Proxy> Ohhh xD -feels dumber-
14:49:34 <Steven> dont feel dumb, misunderstandings happen
14:49:48 <Proxy> But xD
14:49:52 <Brunius-> Ugh, I can't ctcp on this client
14:50:40 <Wrothmonk> I don't mind Skype but I will not be talking.
14:51:17 <Proxy> Yeah, I cant either :( Cause last time I got kicked off for giggling too loudly
14:51:21 <Steven> I'm okay with IRC+CA
14:51:36 <Mekkis> and Wrothmonk: are you seriously saying you'll be using a pregen because you don't want to risk a real character?
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14:51:47 <Brunius-> Live it up
14:51:56 <Wrothmonk> as I said I don't like first steps.
14:51:59 <Mekkis> because I find that sickening
14:52:08 <Wrothmonk> I find first steps sickening.
14:52:28 <Mekkis> then say that instead and I'll run something else
14:52:39 <Wrothmonk> I did.
14:52:48 <Wrothmonk> But whatever.
14:52:59 <Mekkis> sure... let me find something else
14:53:39 <Brunius-> Run darkest vengeance
14:53:56 <Mekkis> no
14:54:18 <Brunius-> I'm sure it's far better than first steps
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14:55:32 <Mekkis> how about Voice in the Void.
14:55:38 <Mekkis> Everyone loves that one...
14:58:51 <Steven> whatever ya wanna do im okay with.
15:01:42 <Proxy> Im still new, but Im not picky ;-;
15:01:58 <Wrothmonk> I'll let you know if its something I have played.
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15:06:14 <Proxy> -waves-
15:06:37 <Mekkis> hmmm... Voice in the void's better at tier 3-4
15:07:21 <Proxy> I can hold off for a bit if you fellows like. Might be better for me to not rush into things xP
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15:10:48 <Mekkis> OK: Frozen fingers of Midnight (#04)
15:10:52 <Mekkis> who's around?
15:10:57 <Wrothmonk> I am
15:11:04 <Proxy> Little bit ;-;
15:11:07 Mekkis gives voice to Wrothmonk
15:11:10 <Proxy> I might just lurk today though
15:11:11 Mekkis gives voice to Proxy
15:11:34 <Mekkis> oh?
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15:12:01 <Proxy> Im uh... not feeling very confident today, haha xD
15:16:55 <Steven> Im around.
15:17:07 <Steven> if you wait around to feel confident before doing anything you wont ever do anything
15:18:41 <Steven> jump in worse thing that can happen is you only have a fun time.
15:18:59 <Steven> maybe look like a dork infront of people you dont know online.
15:19:39 <Proxy> No, I know, just with adding in a new character. I dont want to always use presets though, and waste all my chances to use original characters
15:20:06 <Steven> whats wrong with your character, its finished isnt it?
15:21:39 <Proxy> Not quite xD And uh, I wouldnt mind him in an in-person campagin, but here it worries me. Because hes not extremely heavy-combat oriented, and this stuff seems really high on the combat xD He is super duper helpful outside of combat and buffing and healing, but...
15:22:00 <Wrothmonk> thats a perfectly fine character.
15:22:07 <Steven> good, ill play my gnome barbarian who is exactly the opposite
15:22:12 <Proxy> Hah xD
15:22:26 <Proxy> That sounds wonderful
15:22:31 <Wrothmonk> My summoner will be back there with you buffing his eidolon.
15:22:49 <Proxy> My character will probably have a fangasm over you competent people xD
15:24:23 <Wrothmonk> so anyone else around?
15:24:26 <Proxy> So, would we do this here?
15:26:06 <Steven> yeah soon as mekkis says we start
15:26:33 <Wrothmonk> so what level is your barb then?
15:26:55 <Steven> level 2, but i have other characters
15:27:01 <Mekkis> ok
15:27:10 Mekkis gives voice to Steven
15:27:15 <Mekkis> let's start then
15:27:40 <Wrothmonk> what build of CA are we doing?
15:27:59 <Mekkis> the latest one
15:28:07 <Mekkis> 135 or whatever it was
15:28:18 <Wrothmonk> 103?
15:28:57 <Mekkis> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/DevCA22b134.zip
15:29:54 <Proxy> I only have a level 1...
15:29:58 Wrothmonk is now known as Eryne
15:29:58 <Mekkis> that's cool
15:30:07 <Eryne> we will do tier 1-2
15:30:11 <Mekkis> change your nick
15:30:12 <Proxy> Okay, if you're sure ;-;
15:30:49 <Proxy> (totally did not forget how to do it) !roll 1d20+3
15:30:53 <Steven> so what are your guy's characters?
15:31:04 <Steven> Karl you wanted to play right?
15:31:06 <Mekkis> it's !throw 1d20+332
15:31:20 <Proxy> (totally knew that)
15:31:24 <Brunius> /nick Nick
15:31:29 <Eryne> Eryne, level 1 summoner, obsessed with dragons, meant to buff eidolon.
15:31:32 <Eryne> gnome
15:31:37 Proxy is now known as Alexander
15:31:41 <Alexander> Doop, there we go
15:31:50 <Alexander> Human Bardic Librarian I guess?
15:31:52 <Mekkis> PM me your factions, nicks and PFS numbers
15:31:54 <Mekkis> please
15:31:58 <Alexander> Obsessed with adventururs
15:32:03 <Alexander> And how to pm cause dumb?
15:32:15 <Eryne> generally right click on names in your client
15:32:17 <Mekkis> /msg Mekkis <stuff>
15:32:17 <Brunius> /msg Message
15:32:21 <Eryne> or that
15:32:25 <Brunius> Oh yeah, the recipeient
15:32:48 <Mekkis> PRIVMSG Mekkis :<stuff>
15:32:56 <Mekkis> if you're using IRC via netcat or telnet :)_
15:33:01 <Brunius> :)
15:33:03 <Alexander> Do you have skype?
15:33:06 <Alexander> xD
15:33:23 <Mekkis> yeah, but I won't be using it for this
15:33:36 <Steven> so we have a summoner and a bard.
15:33:49 <Steven> i should probably bring a tanky/damaging character than.
15:33:51 <Alexander> Heh... we could use meatsheilds? -puppy face-
15:33:52 <Eryne> I can get on my melee ranger.
15:34:18 <Eryne> but I would prefer my summoner.
15:34:32 <Eryne> wait no, can't do ranger, he's level 3
15:34:51 <Alexander> I uh.... Problem is I still need spells ;-; Just gimmie one sec, and Ill be ready
15:35:05 <Steven> pick em out during the briefing,
15:35:18 <Steven> im still waiting for Karl to get back to us on if he wants to play.
15:35:19 <Alexander> If youre okay with that ;-;
15:35:36 <Alexander> Suggested cantrips? xD I can get 5.
15:35:39 <Eryne> bards prepare spells ahead of time correct?
15:35:48 <Steven> spontaneous casters
15:35:49 <Alexander> They do not need to prepare
15:35:53 <Alexander> They just poof them
15:35:58 <Mekkis> detect magic, message, guidance
15:36:04 <Eryne> ah ok then it really makes a difference.
15:36:13 <Mekkis> ummm... acid splash if you get it
15:36:17 <Steven> you know 4 zero level spells and 2 first level spells
15:36:32 <Alexander> I get one bonus cantrip cause human
15:36:35 <Mekkis> ghost sound
15:36:37 <Brunius> ?
15:36:47 <Alexander> And no acid, I mostly get small buff spells and illusions
15:36:49 <Eryne> used your favored class bonus?
15:36:49 <Mekkis> dancing lights
15:37:00 <Mekkis> (it's better than light)
15:37:07 <Alexander> I took that feat that lets me get both xD And yeah, thanks Mekkis
15:37:09 <Mekkis> Brunius, you playing?
15:37:14 <Brunius> Negative
15:38:08 <Eryne> wait so how did you get an extra cantrip?
15:38:25 <Mekkis> using something out of the ARG
15:38:36 <Alexander> Its a human Feat
15:38:37 <Alexander> Um
15:38:46 <Eryne> so he can get all his favored class bonuses?
15:38:46 <Alexander> Fast Learner
15:38:53 <Eryne> including the ones from races?
15:39:12 <Brunius> !feat Fast Learner
15:39:13 <diebot> Brunius, FAST HEALER []Prereq: Con 13, Diehard, Endurance. You benefit greatly from your healing, be it from spells or natural healing.
15:39:14 <diebot> Benefit: When you regain hit points by resting or through magical healing, you recover additional hit points equal to half your Constitution modifier (minimum +1). Source: APG
15:39:28 <Mekkis> I'll need to be checking the pork every 30 minutes or so: it needs to cook at between 85°C and 92°C for like, 3 and a half hours
15:39:33 <Alexander> I can pick from 2 bonuses, from +1 health, +1 skill, or swap one of those 2 out for bonus
15:39:41 <Mekkis> Brunius, here's something you should do:
15:39:44 <Alexander> Which for human bards is one extra spell below the highest you cast
15:39:49 <Brunius> Can't code an arduino to do it, Mekkis?
15:39:51 <Eryne> correct.
15:40:01 <Mekkis> get Diebot to sniff the prd ARG bit for feats!
15:40:02 <Eryne> so you chose the extra spell
15:40:07 <Eryne> alright
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15:40:10 <Alexander> Yep :3
15:40:12 <Brunius> I don't know how
15:41:04 <Mekkis> Brunius, http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/prdFeats.rb
15:41:14 <Mekkis> that's what I use to get UC, UM, Core and APG
15:41:23 <Mekkis> just add another bit in
15:41:25 <Brunius> 500 Internet Error
15:41:34 <Brunius> Internal rather
15:41:35 <Alexander> Um... really awkward question. I feel bad, but what were those langages you kids suggested? The list poofed ;-;
15:41:45 <Brunius> Thassilionian
15:41:46 <Brunius> Tien
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15:41:57 <Brunius> Abyssal
15:42:05 <Brunius> Don't remember the others that were suggested
15:42:07 <Mekkis> Ancient Osiriont
15:42:13 <Eryne> I suggested celestial
15:42:19 <Alexander> Thanks guys :3
15:42:21 <Eryne> thats the divine one right?
15:42:30 <Mekkis> any celestial you want to speak to will know common
15:42:41 <Alexander> Somehow the idea of my puny little librarian speaking in abyssal tounges amuses me, but I like the idea xD
15:42:43 <Eryne> I didn't know that.
15:43:03 <Eryne> I've only encountered it in books.
15:43:06 Steven is now known as Cok_Can
15:43:37 <Cok_Can> there are supposed to be ' in my name but it wont let me
15:44:15 <Mekkis> use a `
15:44:18 <Cok_Can> alright, ive got my npc Codex Open for kyra and im ready to go
15:44:32 <Cok_Can> i have no idea what the hell that is
15:44:40 <Mekkis> backtick
15:44:47 <Mekkis> to the left of the 1 key
15:44:58 <Mekkis> what you press to access the console in video games
15:45:05 Cok_Can is now known as Co`k_Ca`n
15:45:29 <Mekkis> Alexander, could you PM me name, faction and PFS #
15:45:42 <Co`k_Ca`n> alright, im ready to rock!
15:45:50 <Brunius> http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
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15:46:00 <Alexander> Ill prolly mess this up, but lemme ttry
15:46:26 <Alexander> My name or character name?
15:46:35 <Brunius> Char
15:46:48 <Mekkis> the name you want me to put in "Player Name" on your chronicle sheet...
15:46:53 <Eryne> let me just pull up the handy d20 stat blocks for all summon monster I monsters and I'm ready to go.
15:47:01 <Brunius> He's kidding, he wants your character name
15:47:48 <Alexander> PRIVMSG Mekkis <My name = Proxy Character = Alexander Stuart, Grand Lodge, #79931>
15:47:51 <Co`k_Ca`n> changing players
15:47:58 Co`k_Ca`n is now known as Ronal
15:47:58 <Alexander> (I screwed it up didnt I)
15:48:03 <Mekkis> you missed the /
15:48:09 <Mekkis> and you don't need the <>
15:48:22 <Alexander> -flings up hands- Im sorry I dont know
15:48:23 <Brunius> try /msg instead of PRIVMSG
15:48:42 * Ronal an Excitable looking Gnome bursts through the door and begins playing with the papers on the desk of the Venture Captain.
15:49:33 * Eryne A gnome with several dragon tattoos and a 10 pint hat (ten gallon only smaller) on his head walks in behind Ronal
15:49:42 <Brunius> Wow, they're nearly up to #80000 numbers
15:49:58 <Ronal> brunius why arent you playing!
15:50:10 <Brunius> Lack of motivation, or appropriately levelled characters
15:50:23 <Ronal> we have a kyra that needs piloted.
15:50:30 <Brunius> Why are you gonna stay up all night?
15:50:39 <Ronal> sleep is the enemy!
15:51:00 * Eryne is wearing a chain shirt and carrying a longspear
15:51:22 * Alexander A young human boy with mousy brown hair and spectacles, clutches a book to his chest and looks around the room almost in awe.
15:51:26 <Mekkis> You have been called to the Grand Lodge of Absalom for a
15:51:26 <Mekkis> briefing. Seated in a small chamber around a darkwood table,
15:51:26 <Mekkis> various trophies gathered from across the face of Golarion
15:51:26 <Mekkis> hang from the walls. A monkey-shaped mask with a serpent’s
15:51:26 <Mekkis> tongue glares out from the center of one wall, a strange
15:51:27 <Mekkis> halberd with gold rings piercing its thick blade and dragons
15:51:27 <Mekkis> carved along its haft hangs opposite the monkey mask. You
15:51:27 <Mekkis> are alone save your fellow Pathfinders, who apparently have
15:51:27 <Mekkis> been called here for the same purpose.
15:51:30 <Mekkis>
15:51:31 <Mekkis>
15:51:32 <Mekkis>
15:51:35 <Alexander> (Ffff grammer)
15:52:11 <Eryne> I can't see those last three messages
15:52:19 * Ronal is foolin around with the Monkey Mask
15:52:22 <Alexander> I think thats my fault Im sorry
15:52:39 * Eryne runs towards the halberd and begins examining the carved dragons
15:52:40 * Alexander scoots over to that mask and examines it closer curiously
15:53:11 <Eryne> well this is going to be a short group...
15:53:18 <Alexander> Hm?
15:53:25 <Eryne> two gnomes and a human :P
15:53:35 <Alexander> *a very short human
15:53:39 <Mekkis> Finally, a huge man wearing creaking leathers marches into
15:53:39 <Mekkis> the room. He looks at each of you, as if he were appraising a
15:53:39 <Mekkis> handful of gemstones freshly pulled from the earth, and nods
15:53:39 <Mekkis> curtly. Some of you know him as Adril Hestram, a longtime
15:53:39 <Mekkis> Pathfinder and rumored to be the unwitting architect of the
15:53:39 <Mekkis> famed Katapesh slave riot of 4702. Adril’s physique puts most
15:53:39 <Mekkis> half-orcs to shame.
15:53:41 <Ronal> kyra is sitting respectfully... not talking.
15:53:48 <Mekkis>
15:53:50 <Mekkis> “Welcome, friends. We have a serious problem. Skelg the
15:53:50 <Mekkis> Ripper came to Absalom one month ago. Like many Ulfen
15:53:50 <Mekkis> warriors he joined the Longaxes, the Taldan Emperor’s personal
15:53:50 <Mekkis> guard whose duty it is to protect the embassy and Taldan
15:53:50 <Mekkis> visitors. Skelg also dropped a hefty sum of gold to purchase a
15:53:50 <Mekkis> manor in the Ivy district, something a Longaxe isn’t paid well
15:53:50 <Mekkis> enough to do. It is widely assumed that he brought most of his
15:53:50 <Mekkis> wealth with him from the north—a rumor I know to be true.
15:54:03 <Mekkis>
15:54:09 * Ronal drops to the ground...
15:54:24 <Mekkis> “It seems that Skelg also brought a curse with him. In his
15:54:24 <Mekkis> letter to me, he speaks of lying abed in this miserable summer
15:54:24 <Mekkis> dying from the cold. Neither physician nor priest has been able
15:54:24 <Mekkis> to cure his ailment, and there are no signs of disease or poison.
15:54:24 <Mekkis> Of course, for such a man, there is no greater dishonor than to
15:54:24 <Mekkis> die in bed instead of in battle.
15:54:28 <Mekkis>
15:54:53 <Ronal> "I could fight him if he wants!"
15:54:55 <Mekkis> “Normally, the Pathfinder Society would monitor these
15:54:55 <Mekkis> events and let the authorities deal with them. However, there
15:54:55 <Mekkis> are three factors that have drawn our interest. First, Skelg is
15:54:55 <Mekkis> himself a member of our Society and has asked for our help.
15:54:55 <Mekkis> Second, he is a personal friend of mine, and finding a sparring
15:54:55 <Mekkis> partner as worthy as Skelg to replace him would be a trying
15:54:55 <Mekkis> task. Last, he claims that artifacts of great power are involved,
15:54:55 <Mekkis> and that we may be able to recover them for the vaults of the
15:54:55 <Mekkis> Grand Lodge.
15:54:56 <Mekkis>
15:55:08 <Ronal> "I would probably win."
15:55:09 * Alexander glances to the side shyly as he is scrutinized, but listens to him speak quite intently, sitting on the edge of his metaphorical seat.
15:55:31 <Mekkis> "In his current condition, you probably would. That is not the issue though, Ronal..."
15:55:37 <Mekkis> “We view this situation as having enough importance to
15:55:37 <Mekkis> assign you to investigate it. Go to the home of Skelg the Ripper,
15:55:37 <Mekkis> learn what you can, and do your best to help him. If you find an
15:55:37 <Mekkis> item that is somehow connected to the curse, either retrieve it
15:55:37 <Mekkis> or glean as much information as you can about it.
15:55:37 <Mekkis> “I trust there are no questions?”
15:56:20 <Ronal> "So... these guys are gonna handle that. I'm no Folnor... I don't do the thinkin, I do the smashin..."
15:56:33 * Alexander raises his hand.
15:56:43 <Alexander> [Dont call on him hell ask 5000 pointless questions0
15:57:12 <Ronal> (ooc) im sure he wont as ronal will take off after the first one.
15:57:28 <Mekkis> "Yes, Alexander?"
15:57:31 <Alexander> [Pfft xD He tries]
15:58:34 <Eryne> "Does the society have any guesses as to what could cause such an ailment?"
15:58:53 * Alexander smiles a bit at being answered, as if not used to being called on. "Um yes, I was wondering about the curse. What is it like? Have you ever seen something like it before? Is it caused my magic, if so, what kind? When did he start showing symptoms? Where did it happen first?"
15:59:03 <Mekkis> "If I knew, I would have said. Go ask Skeld."
15:59:10 * Ronal looks bored in the extreme.
15:59:20 * Alexander droops slightly in disappointment.
15:59:36 * Ronal begins fidgeting.
15:59:51 <Alexander> [Do we know each other previously?]
15:59:52 <Eryne> "What kind of emotional state should we expect from Skeld?"
16:00:41 <Mekkis> "He probably isn't in high spirits. It is strange that he communicated to me that he was /dying from the cold/ in this sweltering Absalom summer heat..."
16:00:50 <Ronal> "Alright... well as fun as this hasn't been, I'm gonna go find the guy. Freezin and what not I'm sure he wants help... or a fire... or help from a fire."
16:00:57 * Ronal stands up and marches out of the office.
16:01:15 * Ronal re-enters the office a momment or two later.
16:01:17 * Alexander ponders for a second. "What about the clerics? Were they not able to find a cause behind it either?"
16:01:32 <Ronal> "Um... Where's his house."
16:01:50 * Eryne mumbles "Dying from the cold… In the summer..."
16:01:58 <Mekkis> "Skelg says he's tried everything. If you want more than that, ask him."
16:02:13 <Eryne> Can I make a kn arcana to make a guess at what would cause deadly cold?
16:02:18 <Mekkis> “Try and keep up with local events if you want to get anywhere in the Society. He lives in Greydog Manor, on Parkview Street in the Ivy district.”
16:02:29 <Alexander> [Can I knowloedge everything??]
16:02:31 <Ronal> "Right... Bye."
16:02:41 <Mekkis> Eryne, sure, but without seeing the symptoms in person, it'll be hard
16:02:43 * Ronal heads off to Parkview Street int he Ivy District.
16:02:54 <Mekkis> "Happy hunting, Pathfinders..."
16:03:03 <Eryne> Alright, I'll wait until we get there
16:03:10 * Eryne follows quickly behind Ronal
16:03:25 * Alexander looks where Ronal goes nervously, and then quickly follows behind the rest of the group, tripping slightly.
16:03:36 <Mekkis> Parkview Street is true to its name, running the entire length
16:03:36 <Mekkis> of the Ivy District park. Standing like a tomb in a flower
16:03:36 <Mekkis> garden, Greydog Manor is easy to find. Six-foot-high walls
16:03:36 <Mekkis> surround the massive, stone building and an immense iron
16:03:36 <Mekkis> gate flanked by granite statues of hunting dogs stands open,
16:03:36 <Mekkis> offering access to the interior. Looking along the street, it is
16:03:36 <Mekkis> clear that locals give the estate a wide berth. The stone walls
16:03:36 <Mekkis> seem to give a slight chill to the air, which is not entirely
16:03:36 <Mekkis> unpleasant on such a hot day.
16:03:57 <Ronal> "This place is cool!"
16:04:08 <Eryne> "Well he is dying of cold."
16:04:13 * Ronal pisses on a tree.
16:04:19 * Eryne stares at Ronal
16:04:25 * Eryne then looks away
16:04:26 * Alexander stares up at the building, seemingly lost in awe.
16:04:32 <Ronal> "Just marking my territory!"
16:04:38 * Eryne shakes his head
16:04:52 <Alexander> [He is too unpreceptive to notice...]
16:04:55 <Alexander> [Fortunately.]
16:05:13 * Ronal splashes a little on alexander's boots.
16:05:14 <Eryne> "Lets see whats wrong with the guy" With that Eryne goes to knock on the door
16:05:26 <Ronal> "Oh... sorry, aims bad!"
16:05:54 * Alexander squeaks slightly and scoots away.
16:06:05 <Mekkis> The courtyard is cool and shady compared to the street outside.
16:06:05 <Mekkis> Dead leaves are scattered across the flagstones and the granite
16:06:05 <Mekkis> steps where two Ulfen warriors stand. Each man wears a chain
16:06:05 <Mekkis> shirt and a surcoat bearing the Taldan crest and carries the
16:06:05 <Mekkis> traditional imperial guard long axe.
16:06:05 <Mekkis> The guards look at you sternly, and one of them speaks.
16:06:05 <Mekkis> “Skelg is ill. He wants no visitors.”
16:06:21 <Alexander> [Can I try diplomacy?]
16:06:24 <Mekkis> sure
16:06:36 <Alexander> [Sorry, whats the thing to use dicebot again? xD]
16:06:39 <Eryne> "We have been sent by the society to see if we can find a cure."
16:06:55 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+4 diplomacy (un-trained_
16:06:55 <dicebot> Eryne, diplomacy (un-trained_: [1d20=2] 6
16:07:07 <Eryne> well thats a bad roll...
16:07:24 <Mekkis> "I haven't heard of any Society."
16:07:25 <Alexander> !roll 1d20+3 diplomacy
16:07:26 <dicebot> Alexander, diplomacy: [1d20=20] 23
16:07:32 <Alexander> [Pfft xD[
16:07:40 <Ronal> "And they call me dumb!"
16:07:51 <Eryne> "The pathfinder society."
16:07:53 <Ronal> "This idiots never heard of the Pathfinders!"
16:08:08 <Mekkis> "The Pathfinder society has no business here."
16:08:10 * Eryne gives a short kick at ronal
16:08:20 * Ronal kicks back... and harder.
16:08:23 * Alexander steps forward slightly. "Please sir, we don;t mean to intrude. We were sent here to help in any way we can. We are here to find out about his curse!"
16:08:37 <Alexander> [holds up 23 diplomacy and dances]
16:08:39 <Mekkis> The guards walk out of the gate to face you, closing the gate behind them
16:08:52 <Eryne> "Skelg is a member of the pathfinder society."
16:08:58 <Alexander> [Oh yeah I forgot to mention that this guy is chronically honest.]
16:09:23 <Mekkis> "That means nothing to me. He wants no visitors, he's getting no visitors."
16:09:29 * Eryne stares up at the guards not flinching.
16:09:47 <Mekkis> "Now, by the tits of Besmara, fuck off."
16:09:49 <Ronal> "Well when he gets down here and explains why he wants no visitors but sent a letter asking for help I'll go.
16:09:58 <Alexander> [Do we have the letter?]
16:10:04 <Mekkis> no.
16:10:12 <Alexander> [Fu xD]
16:10:13 <Eryne> "He sent a message to one of our venture captains asking for help" Shall I make another diplo roll?
16:10:22 <Mekkis> if you want
16:10:30 <Mekkis> "He sent no letter.:"
16:10:37 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+4 diplomacy dammit!
16:10:37 <diebot> Eryne, diplomacy dammit!: [1d20=17] 21
16:10:40 <Ronal> "You calling me a liar?"
16:10:55 <Mekkis> (connect devca to diebot.ti4200.info, port 4010 for a map)
16:11:04 <Mekkis> "Yes, good sir, I am."
16:11:08 <Alexander> [Ahhh I would totally mention something but it would be out of character]
16:11:33 <Ronal> "You calling me a sir? DO I LOOK LIKE A FOLNOR TO YOU!"
16:11:35 <Mekkis> "Now go away."
16:11:42 * Alexander looks at Ronal. "Please calm down, its okay. We can just go back there and ask for the letter and show it to them? Right?"
16:11:54 <Mekkis> "You look like a gnome. With a weapon."
16:11:54 * Alexander looks at him imploringly
16:12:07 <Mekkis> "Who's very close to trespassing."
16:12:18 <Ronal> "Well at least your not blind... Just dumb!"
16:12:31 <Eryne> An error occurred: connection timed out
16:12:37 <Eryne> backup connection to web server also failed.
16:12:44 <Ronal> connect to 4010
16:12:46 <Mekkis> try now
16:12:47 <Ronal> not 4000
16:12:52 * Eryne aims another kick at Ronal
16:13:11 <Eryne> it didn't change the port correctly.
16:13:19 <Ronal> "My foots real close to trespassing on your backside!"
16:13:42 <Eryne> Can we go back and ask for the letter as proof?
16:13:47 * Alexander looks back and forth between them looking as if he wanted to intervene, but wasn't sure how.
16:13:58 <Alexander> [may I sense motive on the guard?]
16:14:06 <Alexander> [His sense motive is poo but Ill try anywyas]
16:14:17 <Mekkis> Alexander, go ahead: type !throw 1d20+<mod> sense motive @mekkis
16:14:33 <Alexander> !throw 1d20-2 sense motive
16:14:34 <diebot> Alexander, sense motive: [1d20=20] 18
16:14:44 <Alexander> [pfft Alexis wtf]
16:14:48 <Eryne> oh I can do better than that. I'll sense motive as well
16:14:52 <Mekkis> put the @mekkis at the end in the future
16:14:56 <Eryne> and you forgot the @mekkis
16:15:00 <Mekkis> that way you don't see the result
16:15:02 <Alexander> [stop that and save it for combat]
16:15:10 <Eryne> !throw 1d20 @mekkis
16:15:12 <Alexander> [Ohhhh okay, sorry]
16:15:24 <Eryne> Carefull mekkis, I may hit you with the die.
16:15:28 <Eryne> XD
16:15:40 <Alexander> [trying to see if he is telling the truth about him wanting no visitors]
16:15:54 <Eryne> general sense motive
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16:16:31 <Ronal> brb gotta put wood ont he fire
16:17:09 <Eryne> Mekkis, you haven't answered my question. Can we actually go back and ask for the letter as proof for the guards?
16:17:57 <Mekkis> Eryne, of course you can
16:18:02 * Ronal feeling impatient...
16:18:15 <Ronal> "Look I wanna talk to yer boss!"
16:18:20 <Mekkis> I PMed you with the results of your sense motives...
16:18:28 <Mekkis> "Look, he's not taking visitors."
16:18:40 <Mekkis> "Try next week."
16:18:40 * Eryne grabs Ronal by his hand "Lets head back and bring the letter. They will have to believe us then."
16:18:43 <Alexander> [-sheepish- is there a way to see that? Where does it show up in?]
16:18:56 <Ronal> "Screw that! I'm seein him now!"
16:18:58 <Mekkis> should be tabs down the bottom
16:19:01 <Eryne> you don't need to talk in []
16:19:15 <Eryne> just do "" when talking IC
16:19:18 <Ronal> yeah when we talk in character use the "balls"
16:19:28 <Ronal> character actions are /me balls
16:19:50 <Eryne> If Ronal refuses to come I start attempting to drag him
16:19:59 <Ronal> um... strength check?
16:20:06 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+2
16:20:06 <dicebot> Eryne, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
16:20:19 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+2
16:20:20 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+2: [1d20=7] 9
16:20:26 <Ronal> um you drag me down the street.
16:20:28 * Alexander gives the guard a worried look. "If we have it, can't we just bring it back here when we find it? Please? Its important." !throw 1d20+3 diplomacy
16:20:34 <Alexander> whoops
16:20:47 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+3 diplomacy
16:20:48 <diebot> Alexander, diplomacy: [1d20=19] 22
16:20:57 <Alexander> STOP IT. YOULL USE ALL THE GOOD ROLLS
16:20:57 <Eryne> XD so much for the strong gnome
16:20:58 <Mekkis> "I don't know WHAT you're talking about, but the letter wasn't sent from skeld."
16:21:19 <Eryne> strong gnome barb*
16:21:36 <Ronal> im not strong, i just have a shit ton of HP
16:21:37 <Eryne> wait no...
16:21:43 <Eryne> I rolled the wrong mod
16:21:43 <Mekkis> "Showing me a letter's not going to change anything."
16:22:07 <Eryne> it would be 15, not 17
16:22:25 * Alexander turns to the group. "H-hey... can I talk to you for a sec?" He twists his hands a bit nervously.
16:22:39 <Ronal> um kyra is standing next to you silently awaiting instructions
16:22:48 <Ronal> eryne is dragging me down the street
16:22:54 <Alexander> He means in a private sense, haha xD
16:22:56 <Ronal> so you kind all by yourself.
16:22:56 * Eryne stops dragging Ronal back to the society place
16:23:08 <Eryne> keeping a firm grip on Ronil still
16:23:18 <Eryne> "Yeah. Go ahead."
16:23:27 <Ronal> "I suggest letting go of me now."
16:23:42 <Eryne> "I don't want you slicing the guards up."
16:24:00 <Eryne> "Can you promise me not to do that?"
16:24:02 <Ronal> "I wont slice em up. I might beat the one up that called me sir!"
16:24:22 * Alexander moves away from the gate, and follows the pair being forcefully dragged, trying to catch up.
16:24:23 <Eryne> "No beating them up either, or blatantly provoking them"
16:24:44 <Mekkis> the guards relax
16:25:06 <Alexander> "Hey, listen." He calls out after them. "Something's not right with this. They really don't want us going through there for some reason." He bites his lip. "I dont know if the guard was lying, but..."
16:25:16 <Alexander> *them = the group, not the guards
16:25:21 * Ronal yells at the guard. "Your Mother was a whore! Just thought you should know you're actually half gnome!" Then turns to his companion, "Like that?"
16:25:39 <Eryne> "Like that…"
16:25:55 * Eryne lets go of Ronal
16:26:04 * Alexander looks worried, and tries to quiet him. "Look... you're going to make them mad. Don't do that."
16:26:12 * Ronal moves up next to Alexander.
16:26:31 <Eryne> are there supposed to be any counters on the map?
16:27:04 <Mekkis> not yet
16:27:20 <Ronal> "So, I want in. I've had enough being called a liar. So go get your boss or ill go get him myself."
16:27:22 * Alexander seems to relax slightly. "Look, maybe we should jsut head back and take a look at the letter. Maybe it was just a small mistake, like it got sent to the wrong person or something!" He smiles hopefully.
16:27:33 <Alexander> That 7 wisdom...
16:27:46 <Ronal> I got an 8 wisdom!
16:28:01 <Alexander> :') Unwise buddies
16:28:09 <Alexander> My guy is just clueless.
16:28:12 <Ronal> 7 Int, 9 charisma
16:28:12 <Eryne> "I think we should too, if to, although I'm not sure if a letter was sent."
16:28:15 <Eryne> 10 int
16:28:17 <Eryne> wis*
16:28:21 <Eryne> well int too
16:28:23 <Alexander> ...18 int? ;-;
16:28:24 <Eryne> XD
16:28:30 <Eryne> 18 cha
16:28:41 <Alexander> 8 strength xD
16:28:50 <Mekkis> "Look, you're causing a disturbance here. Go away before people get hurt."
16:28:51 <Alexander> He tried
16:29:01 <Ronal> "Like who?"
16:29:07 <Mekkis> "You. For one."
16:29:17 <Ronal> "I'd like to see you try."
16:29:22 <Mekkis> (could I get colours and sizes now)
16:29:29 <Ronal> "Oh I've had enough of guards...
16:29:34 <Ronal> Pink
16:29:42 <Eryne> orange
16:29:56 <Eryne> I think were down the strew some
16:29:59 * Alexander shakes his head dramaticlly indicating no, and attempts to step between them.
16:30:06 <Alexander> I can be brown again, I s'pose
16:30:11 <Ronal> nope... im as up in his face as i can get.
16:30:13 <Mekkis> Alexander, connect to CA
16:30:19 <Alexander> Adress?
16:30:26 <Mekkis> diebot.ti4200.info port 4010
16:30:33 <Eryne> Eryne will be behind him then.
16:30:36 <Alexander> He kinda squishes against his arm them, but his 8 strength does nothing :')
16:30:46 * Alexander "Please... Don't fight."
16:31:37 <Eryne> initiative?
16:31:47 <Mekkis> Are you attacking?
16:31:51 <Eryne> also small
16:31:52 <Eryne> I'm not
16:32:00 <Ronal> "What are you some Taldan Dandy? These look like sturdy boys..."
16:32:01 <Alexander> Im not?
16:32:17 <Mekkis> "Look, gnome, you're not wanted here. You're an embarrassment to the Empire."
16:32:31 <Ronal> "So you two gonna fetch your boss or shall I fetch him myself?"
16:32:50 <Mekkis> "Are you going to leave and come back next week, or do we need to make you leave?"
16:33:03 <Ronal> "You talk to much..."
16:33:18 <Eryne> "To our knowledge he is dying from cold, he may not /be/ here in a week."
16:33:56 * Ronal cracks his neck and shoulders in a threatening manner.
16:34:10 <Mekkis> "His condition is being addressed."
16:34:27 * Alexander holds out his hands, and steps back. "Look, if you yell at them they won't let us in no matter what... Maybe if we can just come back with the evidence..."
16:34:39 <Ronal> "So we gonna dance or you two dandies wanna play?
16:34:57 <Eryne> "Ronol, dont."
16:35:04 <Eryne> can I do a diplomacy against another player?
16:35:05 * Ronal puts up his arms like hes ready for a fight.
16:35:11 <Alexander> I was wondering that xD
16:35:13 <Mekkis> Eryne, of course you can
16:35:24 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+4 Calm down Ronal!
16:35:24 <dicebot> Eryne, Calm down Ronal!: [1d20=2] 6
16:35:26 <Mekkis> but ultimately, it's up to the other player on how to react
16:35:32 <Mekkis> "Don't make me call the watch on you."
16:35:32 <Alexander> CALM DOWN xD
16:36:03 <Eryne> "We are going."
16:36:15 <Eryne> !roll 1d20 Dragging Ronal back to the society
16:36:16 <dicebot> Eryne, Dragging Ronal back to the society: [1d20=11] 11
16:36:31 <Eryne> str
16:36:35 <Ronal> "I'll call em for ya! WE NEED SPECTATORS FOR AN EVENT! WATCH AS A GNOME KNOCKS AROUND TWO SISSY GUARDS!
16:36:45 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+2 str
16:36:45 <diebot> Ronal, str: [1d20=11] 13
16:36:59 * Eryne tries but fails to drag Ronal looking rather silly
16:37:06 * Alexander looks at the guard apologetically. "I'm sorry. I don't think he really means it... Right?" He looks over his shoulder.
16:37:15 <Mekkis> "He's better not."
16:37:29 * Ronal farts on the guard.
16:37:44 <Ronal> "Come on... lets do this!"
16:37:47 <Eryne> Now he's done it...
16:38:03 <Mekkis> "Just go away, you squirt"
16:38:08 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 intimidate
16:38:10 <diebot> Mekkis, intimidate: [1d20=12] 15
16:38:55 <Ronal> "You talk to much. This isn't fun anymore."
16:39:09 * Alexander looks eager to go.
16:39:10 <Ronal> "These guys are Chickens."
16:40:02 <Alexander> "Let's just go back and find out, okay? Maybe we're wrong, and it is some kind of mistake."
16:40:11 <Eryne> "Agreed"
16:40:17 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+3 pointless diplomacy
16:40:17 <diebot> Alexander, pointless diplomacy: [1d20=4] 7
16:40:40 <Alexander> Pfft, he is timid and his voice squeaks like a girl.
16:40:58 <Ronal> "Fine! You can tell the VC he was sent a bogus note by his oldest friend thats dying inside the house."
16:41:22 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+4 intimidate "Lets go Ronal"
16:41:22 <dicebot> Eryne, intimidate \"Lets go Ronal\": [1d20=11] 15
16:41:37 * Alexander nods. "I'll talk to him, okay?"
16:41:44 <Ronal> "Or... We could let these two take a nap and go check on it ourselves."
16:42:12 <Alexander> [all?]
16:42:31 <Ronal> "I'm not talkin about killin em, just bouncin their heads off the gate a few times. walk inside talk to the guy. He's Ulfen he will understand a little violence!"
16:42:53 <Alexander> Heh, what percecption? !throw 1d20-2 perception
16:43:08 <Eryne> you have to do the !throws seperate
16:43:16 <Alexander> -derp I knew that-
16:43:16 <Mekkis> or at least before
16:43:27 <Alexander> !throw 1d20-2 perception
16:43:27 <diebot> Alexander, perception: [1d20=7] 5
16:43:33 <Alexander> Heh
16:43:35 <Eryne> did I miss mekkis saying something or was it pmed?
16:44:13 <Alexander> [whoops xD I think that was supposed to be pmed. My bad
16:44:14 <Mekkis> that was a /notice. Some clients make it show up in the main channel window, and some people don't realise that it's a private notice rather than a public channel message.
16:44:30 <Alexander> Im sorry father I have sinned ;-; I wont do it agian
16:44:48 <Mekkis> that's fine
16:44:51 <Eryne> right, my client doesn't make it show up, can you not do that?
16:44:59 <Eryne> please.
16:45:27 * Alexander waves his hands. "No! Don't do that!" He looks over his shoulder. "That'll probably just get them mad, and I bet there's lots more people inside. We don't need to use violence..."
16:46:16 <Ronal> "But its useful... I dont want to go back to the VC and tell him we were stopped by Shirly and Susan here. How dumb do you think that makes us look?"
16:46:50 <Eryne> "I think it makes us look reasonable, and not like muscle bound thugs that the society seems to attract a lot of these days."
16:47:02 * Alexander "Not as dumb if we all got beat up by a bunch of guards that are supposed to help us."
16:47:11 <Alexander> Oh nooo you guys are making him snarky dont do that ;-;
16:47:20 <Eryne> XD sorry
16:47:23 <Ronal> "He told us to talk to his friend. We go talk to his friend."
16:47:34 <Ronal> "These two couldnt beat up a pile of my crap!"
16:48:06 <Eryne> !roll 1d20 sense motive, how close are the guards to attacking?
16:48:06 <dicebot> Eryne, sense motive, how close are the guards to attacking?: [1d20=15] 15
16:48:20 <Mekkis> they don't seem to be
16:48:24 <Ronal> remember to use @mekkis
16:48:28 <Mekkis> and !throw
16:48:29 * Alexander shakes his head. "Well, maybe he doesnt want to talk. I dont know what we can do if he doesn't." He thinks for a second. "Plus, if you get them hurt, I don't think they'd be happy either."
16:49:13 * Alexander suddenly seems to realize something. "Hey, uh guys... Did anything seem... off about those guys?" He looks at the guards again.
16:49:14 <Ronal> "Fine we go talk to the VC again, you're taking the shit storm this is gonna cause!"
16:49:32 * Alexander speaks in a low quiet voice, seeming uneasy.
16:50:08 * Ronal shouts over his shoulder at the guard, "When I get back better get out of my way or I'll put crack your skull!"
16:50:18 * Eryne whispers: "Lets head back to the society before we discuss it"
16:50:24 <Ronal> *cracks in
16:50:28 * Eryne begins to walk off
16:50:34 * Alexander scoots away from the guards, now suddenly seeming a lot less friendly towards them, and follows Eryne.
16:51:53 <Eryne> Is ronal coming?
16:51:59 <Ronal> ronal already left.
16:52:05 <Eryne> ah ok
16:52:31 <Ronal> he moves surprisingly fast for a gnome.
16:52:49 * Alexander moves up so he can walk beside her, and whispers. "I didn't notice it before.. But what I thought seemed off? It's their uniforms." He gestures down at his own coat. "They didn't fit... and parts were on backwards. They usually are really picky about that sort of thing..."
16:53:07 * Alexander shakes his head. "Maybe I was just imagining it, but..."
16:53:15 * Ronal stops.
16:53:22 <Eryne> "Thats interesting… Do you think they could be fakes?"
16:53:48 <Eryne> Eryne is a him
16:53:54 <Eryne> :P
16:53:58 * Ronal sighs heavily.
16:54:00 <Alexander> Oh sorry xD I misread that
16:54:24 <Eryne> Nah its K, I haven't really given indication as to gender :P
16:54:33 * Alexander seems to suddenly realize the possibility. "Do you really think that's possible?" He looks at Eryne with wide eyes. "What about the other guards?"
16:54:50 <Eryne> "Other guards? I only saw two."
16:55:09 <Ronal> "Did you grow up in a library? Of course its possible!"
16:55:24 <Eryne> my OOC impression is that he did :P
16:55:31 * Alexander shakes his head. "Well if they're fakes... what about the real ones? What do you think happened?"
16:55:42 <Alexander> He what?
16:55:55 <Eryne> grew up in a library
16:56:05 <Ronal> "What do you think happened to em... Probably what I was about to do to them when you two got all squimish about gettin in a fight."
16:56:07 <Alexander> Yeah, he did xD Haha, was that in character?
16:56:13 <Alexander> He does have the look about him.
16:56:22 <Eryne> Ronal: "Did you grow up in a library? Of course its possible!"
16:56:53 <Ronal> "No, that was Folnor... Mr. Books..."
16:57:03 * Ronal mumbles angrily under his breath.
16:57:19 * Alexander bites his lip. "I hope they're okay... Do you think we should tell the society?"
16:57:26 * Alexander looks at him curiously.
16:57:34 <Alexander> "I did used to be a librarian. Why do you ask?"
16:59:22 * Ronal gives alexander a baleful look.
16:59:22 <Eryne> "Hey I'm not against going into a fight. I just don't want to get into one for no reason."
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16:59:22 <Alexander> !throw 1d20 will save
16:59:22 <diebot> Alexander, will save: [1d20=4] 4
16:59:22 <Ronal> "What organization do you think you belong to? This is what we do! We are going to handle this!"
16:59:22 * Alexander shrinks from Ronal's evil glare, and attempts to duck behind Eryne.
16:59:22 <Ronal> "I'm gonna go have a talk with those guards. If you care to join in I'll let ya."
16:59:22 <Ronal> Mekkis I head back to the place.
16:59:22 <Alexander> "But..." He steps forward slightly. "Don't you think we should make sure first? Maybe I can take another look at the letter..." His voice trails off as he leaves.
16:59:22 <Ronal> I grab a piece of paper from my bag and fold it up letter like.
16:59:27 <Mekkis> ok
16:59:43 * Eryne looks at Ronal and then back in the direction of the society building
17:00:00 <Eryne> "Right, lets follow him and make sure he doesn't get killed."
17:00:14 * Eryne starts after Ronal
17:00:20 * Alexander looks torn, and then nods. "O-okay." He trots after Eryne.
17:00:30 <Alexander> Eryne your name makes my dyslexia cry xD
17:00:46 <Alexander> I had to type it like 3 times
17:00:53 <Eryne> Sorry, but most of my names will be doing that XD
17:01:00 <Mekkis> Ronal arrives back at the manor
17:01:05 <Alexander> This s why I dont use fantasy names xD
17:01:13 <Mekkis> "You again. And here I thought our business was done for today."
17:01:14 <Eryne> Wallace and Rumil are my other chars names
17:01:24 <Ronal> "So... Heres a letter."
17:01:28 * Alexander attempts to catch up to Ronal.
17:01:28 <Mekkis> "Skelg still isn't accepting visitors"
17:01:37 <Mekkis> he takes the letter opens it...
17:01:46 * Ronal I punch him in the dick.
17:01:50 <Mekkis> initiative
17:01:51 <Eryne> ...
17:02:00 <Alexander> All of us? xD
17:02:03 <Mekkis> roll initiative guys
17:02:05 <Mekkis> yes
17:02:08 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+5 Init
17:02:09 <diebot> Ronal, Init: [1d20=18] 23
17:02:10 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+2 init
17:02:10 <dicebot> Eryne, init: [1d20=3] 5
17:02:17 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+2 Init
17:02:17 <diebot> Alexander, Init: [1d20=11] 13
17:02:26 <Mekkis> you don't need to act in combat if you don't to, but you still need the opportunity to
17:02:30 <Eryne> I hope your using dex for attacks.
17:02:31 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
17:02:33 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
17:02:36 <Alexander> Of course
17:02:42 <Mekkis> Kyra?
17:02:45 <Alexander> No weapon finesse until 3rd level xD
17:02:51 <Ronal> !throw 1d20 Kyra
17:02:51 <diebot> Ronal, Kyra: [1d20=1] 1
17:03:01 <Eryne> myra slumps to the ground
17:03:03 <Ronal> kyra naturally has my want of healing.
17:03:04 <Eryne> XD
17:03:16 <Mekkis> roll your attack, Ronal (surprise round)
17:03:21 <Alexander> I have cures? ;-;
17:03:32 <Alexander> Try not to get too dead though
17:03:41 <Ronal> I rage and power attack his testicles. NO weapon
17:03:44 <Mekkis> ok
17:04:17 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+7; 1d2+6
17:04:17 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20; 1d2+6: [1d2=1] 7
17:04:27 <Ronal> I think small sized creatures unarmed is 1d2 right?
17:04:28 <Mekkis> he doubles over
17:04:29 <Mekkis> yeah
17:04:36 <Mekkis> how are you getting +6 to damage?!
17:04:42 <Ronal> power attack
17:04:46 <Mekkis> that's +2
17:04:48 <Ronal> 18str while raging
17:04:51 <Mekkis> ok
17:04:53 <Mekkis> fun fun fun
17:04:55 <Mekkis> he doubles over
17:04:57 <Mekkis> Ronal, your turn
17:05:10 <Eryne> how long does it take to summon a did?
17:05:13 <Eryne> eid*
17:05:15 <Ronal> I immediately go full fisticuffs on his ass
17:05:19 <Mekkis> 1 minute, Eryne
17:05:21 <Mekkis> ok
17:05:22 <Alexander> Standard action, I believe
17:05:24 <Alexander> Oh xD
17:05:29 <Alexander> Im wrong, dont listen to me
17:05:31 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+7; 1d2+6
17:05:31 <Eryne> thats 10 rounds… Damn
17:05:31 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+7: [1d20=5] 12; 1d2+6: [1d2=1] 7
17:05:38 <Eryne> wait what?
17:05:41 <Eryne> oh
17:05:42 <Mekkis> your swing misses
17:05:49 <Ronal> yeah figured it would.
17:05:51 <Mekkis> "You little bitch!"
17:05:57 <Mekkis> both guards draw greataxes
17:06:06 <Ronal> I say, "Pull a weapon and you'll regret it."
17:06:15 <Eryne> he is neither female nor a dog.
17:06:18 <Mekkis> they don't listen
17:06:28 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
17:06:29 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=4] 8
17:06:33 <Ronal> Woot woot! I can now use my weapon
17:06:36 <Mekkis> one swings and misses
17:06:42 <Ronal> ac 16 while raging
17:06:46 <Mekkis> the other charges
17:06:49 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6
17:06:50 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+6: [1d20=10] 16
17:06:55 <Ronal> that looks like a hit to me
17:06:59 <Mekkis> !throw 1d12+3
17:07:00 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d12+3: [1d12=6] 9
17:07:01 <Alexander> Defender wins
17:07:05 <Alexander> Right?
17:07:08 <Ronal> Nope
17:07:09 <Eryne> no
17:07:14 <Alexander> -feels dumb-
17:07:17 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
17:07:31 <Ronal> 22/31hp
17:07:33 <Alexander> Think I'll cast daze on one of dem guards
17:07:33 <Eryne> sing to us so we may get the wonderful +1s!
17:07:37 <Mekkis> ok
17:07:48 <Ronal> singing is the better option.
17:07:48 <Mekkis> you'll need to move a little closer to do that
17:07:56 <Alexander> Am I able to
17:07:57 <Ronal> usually
17:07:58 <Mekkis> syre
17:08:02 <Ronal> Yes you are a bard right?
17:08:06 <Alexander> Yep :3
17:08:07 <Mekkis> you've got 30' movement, right?
17:08:13 <Mekkis> so you could move 6W
17:08:22 <Mekkis> then they're 15' away
17:08:24 <Eryne> each square is 5ft
17:08:34 <Alexander> Daze is 30 ft range
17:08:46 <Mekkis> so you could move 4W and still reach
17:08:53 <Mekkis> (I think you'll find it's 25' range)
17:09:12 <Alexander> Oh, +5 ever 2 lveevls, my bad, sorry.
17:09:15 <Alexander> Misread tht
17:09:24 <Alexander> I'll do that then
17:09:31 <Alexander> On the guard who was not punched in the nuts
17:09:33 <Mekkis> what's the save DC
17:09:37 <Alexander> Dc 14
17:09:45 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 will
17:09:46 <diebot> Mekkis, will: [1d20=11] 12
17:09:51 <Mekkis> he's dazed
17:09:53 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
17:10:00 <Ronal> "So... Good News I'll try not to kill you, Badnews is you pulled weapons!" I say this in Barbarian It sounds a lot like "ARGGGEGEGEGGGGSGOYSGS GSGOI!"
17:10:01 <Alexander> Yay!
17:10:04 <Eryne> just a second...
17:10:28 <Eryne> Ok I'm going to start summoning an eagle
17:10:54 <Mekkis> using the summoner's standard action summons?
17:10:56 <Eryne> Celestial eagle* I'm neutral good
17:11:05 * Alexander looks at the guard. "I managed to daze one, so you don't need to hurt him..."
17:11:05 <Eryne> yes
17:11:10 <Mekkis> where does it appear?
17:11:11 <Eryne> forgot its a standard for summoners
17:11:13 <Alexander> Neutral Good buddies ;-;
17:11:30 <Eryne> close as possible to the guards.
17:11:33 <Ronal> always provide flanking if you can.
17:11:52 <Mekkis> that's as close as it gets
17:11:56 <Eryne> alright.
17:12:04 <Mekkis> it flies over to the guard and attacks
17:12:09 <Mekkis> roll the attack
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17:12:21 <Mekkis> remember to include +1 for high ground
17:12:21 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
17:12:44 <Ronal> sup avatar! want to pilot a kyra in Frozen fingers of midnight!
17:12:48 <Eryne> not full attack correct?
17:12:50 <Mekkis> no
17:12:53 <Mekkis> not a full attack
17:12:56 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+3 bite
17:12:57 <dicebot> Eryne, bite: [1d20=13] 16
17:13:00 <Mekkis> it bites
17:13:02 <Mekkis> roll damage
17:13:13 <Avatar> nein
17:13:16 <Eryne> !roll 1d4+2
17:13:16 <dicebot> Eryne, 1d4+2: [1d4=3] 5
17:13:25 <Mekkis> he drops to the ground, unconscious
17:13:29 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
17:13:35 <Eryne> heh good bite :P
17:13:40 <Avatar> as tempting as 5 games in a row is, without credit on the 5th game :P
17:13:54 <Ronal> im doing it for no credit.
17:14:01 <Ronal> i guess she moves foward and pokes me with a wand
17:14:04 <Avatar> 5th game in a row in 5 days?
17:14:16 <Ronal> !throw 1d8+1 Healin!
17:14:16 <diebot> Ronal, Healin!: [1d8=8] 9
17:14:36 <Mekkis> ok
17:14:46 <Eryne> what is Kyra anyway?
17:14:47 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
17:14:47 <Eryne> cleric?
17:14:49 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+7; 1d8+8 Other guard.
17:14:50 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+7: [1d20=6] 13; Other guard.: [1d8=8] 16
17:14:50 <Mekkis> yeah
17:14:55 <Mekkis> miss
17:14:56 <Ronal> methinks that missed.
17:15:02 <Mekkis> the other guard is dazed
17:15:06 <Ronal> i will 5ft sw
17:15:16 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
17:15:37 <Alexander> Hm...
17:16:35 <Alexander> Can I still cast spells on dazed guy?
17:16:41 <Eryne> yes
17:16:45 <Mekkis> yes
17:16:52 <Mekkis> he's no longer dazed though
17:17:16 <Alexander> Hm... Just for the hey, Im going to try and Charm Person on him. DC 14.
17:17:23 <Mekkis> ok
17:17:24 <Alexander> Will
17:17:27 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
17:17:28 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=11] 15
17:17:31 <Mekkis> sure
17:17:33 <Mekkis> anything else?
17:17:34 <Alexander> BAH xD
17:18:04 <Alexander> Thats it I think, not sure what else I can do.
17:18:10 <Alexander> -has sads-
17:18:19 <Mekkis> move
17:18:24 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
17:18:34 <Eryne> Can I make it to N15?
17:18:39 <Eryne> 20ft
17:18:55 <Mekkis> yes
17:19:06 <Eryne> alright, acid splash on the remaining guard.
17:19:17 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+3 acid splash
17:19:17 <dicebot> Eryne, acid splash: [1d20=20] 23
17:19:30 <Eryne> is it possible to crit on an acid splash?
17:19:35 <Ronal> indeed it is.
17:19:35 <Mekkis> yes
17:19:38 <Mekkis> roll to confirm
17:19:43 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+3 confirming
17:19:43 <dicebot> Eryne, confirming: [1d20=8] 11
17:19:54 <Mekkis> doesn't confirm
17:19:56 <Mekkis> roll damage
17:20:01 <Eryne> against touch?
17:20:03 <Mekkis> yeah
17:20:11 <Mekkis> he has cover
17:20:13 <Ronal> he is in combat and has soft cover.
17:20:15 <Mekkis> and you're shooting into melee
17:20:16 <Eryne> !roll 1d3 acid
17:20:17 <dicebot> Eryne, acid: [1d3=1] 1
17:20:21 <Eryne> ah ok
17:20:22 <Mekkis> and he has more than 13 dex
17:20:31 <Mekkis> your eagle full-attacks the other guard
17:20:35 <Mekkis> roll it please
17:20:38 <Mekkis> actually...
17:20:43 <Mekkis> roll your eagle's fly check first
17:20:46 <Mekkis> DC15
17:20:50 <Mekkis> to hover
17:21:04 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+8 fly check to hover
17:21:05 <dicebot> Eryne, fly check to hover: [1d20=11] 19
17:21:07 <Mekkis> sure
17:21:13 <Eryne> full attack now?
17:21:17 <Mekkis> now roll the full-attack (and please use !throw)
17:21:34 <Eryne> !throw 2#1d20+3 talons
17:21:34 <diebot> Eryne, talons: [1d20=20] 23, [1d20=18] 21
17:21:42 <Mekkis> confirm the first one
17:21:52 <Alexander> Dang xD
17:21:53 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3 talon 1 confirm
17:21:54 <diebot> Eryne, talon 1 confirm: [1d20=8] 11
17:21:57 <Mekkis> ok
17:21:58 <Mekkis> two hits
17:21:58 <Eryne> nope
17:22:06 <Eryne> then I roll bite after that
17:22:09 <Mekkis> yeah
17:22:25 <Eryne> !throw 2#1d4+2 talons
17:22:26 <diebot> Eryne, talons: [1d4=4] 6, [1d4=1] 3
17:22:33 <Eryne> 9 damage
17:22:38 <Mekkis> he falls to the ground. Roll the bite
17:22:49 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3 bite
17:22:49 <diebot> Eryne, bite: [1d20=13] 16
17:23:00 <Mekkis> hits
17:23:02 <Mekkis> roll damage
17:23:03 <Eryne> !throw 1d4+2 bite
17:23:03 <diebot> Eryne, bite: [1d4=1] 3
17:23:05 <Mekkis> ok
17:23:11 <Mekkis> he's on the ground, bleeding
17:23:18 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
17:23:45 <Ronal> um... kyra stabalizes one of them?
17:23:45 <Eryne> we have had 2 rounds correct?
17:23:48 <Mekkis> yes
17:23:56 <Eryne> 8/10 rounds of eagle left
17:24:05 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
17:24:13 <Ronal> Do i see any other guards?
17:24:13 <Mekkis> Kyra stabilised the bleeding one
17:24:20 <Mekkis> no
17:24:28 <Mekkis> (your first hit was non-lethal right?)
17:24:34 <Ronal> yes it was.
17:24:37 <Alexander> We knocked them both out, right?
17:24:40 <Mekkis> yep
17:24:49 <Eryne> one bled a little
17:24:57 <Ronal> i open the courtyard
17:24:59 <Alexander> Hes better now ;-;
17:25:05 <Mekkis> one of them has keys on him
17:25:08 <Eryne> yes but there is still blood on the ground.
17:25:17 <Mekkis> you take them and open the gate, and enter the courtyard.
17:25:33 <Ronal> i wait a few seconds to calm down.
17:25:37 <Mekkis> ok
17:25:40 * Eryne will attempt to drag the bodies behind the wall if there isn't any apparent danger
17:25:41 <Ronal> aka not fatigued.
17:25:50 <Mekkis> the manor's door is shut, but not locked.
17:26:11 <Ronal> yeah i guess we pull the bodies inside as to not leave unconcious people on the road
17:26:14 <Mekkis> ok
17:26:32 <Eryne> should we hide them before opening the door so nobody sees at all?
17:26:38 <Eryne> like behind a bush or something?
17:26:46 <Alexander> Can I examine the guardds bodies/pockets and see if I can find anything else, items, or identity-wise?
17:26:51 <Mekkis> sure...
17:26:57 <Ronal> "Nah. They are imposters." I start taking their gear.
17:27:08 <Mekkis> they don't have anything on them that would identify them
17:27:23 <Mekkis> an axe each, a chain shirt each, and the key.
17:27:46 <Ronal> i open up the door.
17:28:10 * Ronal is muttering underneith his breath about stupid guards.
17:28:32 * Alexander follows close behind Ronal. "Do you think there's more inside?" He whispers.
17:28:40 <Eryne> should there be an image? or does that matter at all anymore?
17:29:04 <Ronal> "I hope so!"
17:29:49 <Mekkis> a manservant answers the door
17:29:54 <Mekkis> "Who are you?"
17:30:00 <Ronal> "I'm here to see your boss."
17:30:16 <Ronal> "Names Ronal."
17:30:18 <Eryne> 6/7 summon monster Is left
17:30:22 <Mekkis> "Oh. You don't look Ulfen. Who are you from?"
17:30:23 * Alexander smiles. "We're here to see a friend."
17:30:29 <Eryne> "We are from the pathfinder society."
17:30:51 <Ronal> "Pathfinder Society. The two back there can fill you in on details... got anything to eat im hungry."
17:30:59 <Mekkis> "Ah. Pathfinders. Thank god Hestril got the letter. Quickly."
17:31:12 <Mekkis> he leads you upstairs to the master bedroom.
17:31:22 <Ronal> "Yes... Quickly get some food."
17:31:22 <Eryne> "Just a side note, there were two guys out there pretending to be guards."
17:31:37 <Ronal> "I bet they know..."
17:31:59 * Alexander looks at the servant curiously. "Did you know about that?"
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17:32:17 <Mekkis> You open the door to the master bedroom and are greeted
17:32:17 <Mekkis> by a blast of heat. A roaring fire blazes in the fireplace even
17:32:17 <Mekkis> though the day is swelteringly hot. A huge bearded man
17:32:17 <Mekkis> shivers under his blankets, his bed pushed dangerously close
17:32:17 <Mekkis> to the fire. A thin servant sits in the far corner by a window,
17:32:17 <Mekkis> fanning himself with a handkerchief. The bearded man looks
17:32:17 <Mekkis> at you and blinks a few times, then speaks through chattering
17:32:17 <Mekkis> teeth. “Are y-you P-path-f-finders?”
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17:32:37 <Eryne> "Yes we are."
17:32:40 <Alexander> [Im sorry, I accidentlly clicked out. Can you PM me again Mekkis?]
17:32:44 * Eryne quickly moves over to the bed.
17:32:52 <Eryne> and starts examining him
17:32:58 <Mekkis> "Tth-ank ggod..."
17:33:11 * Alexander nods. "We're here to help you, sir."
17:33:26 <Ronal> if there is any food in the room im wolfing it down.
17:33:30 * Eryne says in a soothing voice "What are your symptoms besides feeling very cold?"
17:33:30 <Mekkis> "Th-ere was a sss-situa-tion... Tyros-s will explain"
17:33:36 <Mekkis> Ronal, there is some...
17:33:54 <Eryne> scratch that
17:34:18 <Eryne> oh, is there any dragon-related stuff in the room?
17:34:32 <Mekkis> "Last week, there was a disturbance downstairs, in the vault. Master Skelg grabbed his greataxe and went down to deal with them."
17:34:58 <Eryne> That is Tyros correct?
17:35:12 <Mekkis> "One of the intruders had a stolen lantern, who lit it and aimed it at Skelg. After this happened, he's been cold inside"
17:35:13 <Mekkis> yes
17:35:27 <Mekkis> "Then the thieves ran away"
17:35:42 <Eryne> "A lantern? interesting"
17:36:02 <Mekkis> "T-that's-s rig-ht... I w-would h-have k-killed th-hem if n-not f-for that"
17:36:37 * Alexander paces around the room, seemingly deep in thought.
17:37:00 <Mekkis> "Anyway, after that, I looked around the vault, and there was a tapestry there that had.. changed"
17:37:12 <Eryne> "Changed? How?"
17:37:53 <Mekkis> "It once had a meadow with shepherd and flock. Now it has an Ulfen longship on a rolling sea, encased in an iceburg.
17:38:03 <Ronal> "That sounds like magic..."
17:38:13 <Eryne> "It most certainly is."
17:38:20 <Mekkis> "We noticed some form of portal there, at least that's what Tirfyr said..."
17:38:23 * Alexander frowns slightly. "Would you mind if I went to take a look at it?"
17:38:40 <Eryne> can I roll kn arcana to guess at what the artifact is now?
17:38:43 <Mekkis> "He entered it, but half an hour later, the portal closed."
17:39:01 <Ronal> brb gonna go piss.
17:39:09 * Alexander sits forward, almost excitedly. "A portal?"
17:39:14 <Eryne> "What did the portal look like?"
17:39:15 <Mekkis> "We didn't see him since."
17:39:22 <Mekkis> "A whirling blue vortex."
17:40:04 <Eryne> ok I want to make two checks, spell craft to identify the portal and kn arcana fro the artifact.
17:40:23 <Eryne> "How long has it been since this happened?"
17:40:27 <Alexander> I'll try and knowledge arcana too.
17:40:28 <Mekkis> "Two days ago, another set of men attacked this manor. They were representing Bengeirr. They killed the guards, and Bengeirr spat on Skeld. He said 'Now you'll die in bed like an old woman', and spat in Skeld's face."
17:40:49 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+9
17:40:50 <diebot> Alexander, 1d20+9: [1d20=8] 17
17:41:00 <Eryne> !throw 1d20 kn arcana
17:41:00 <diebot> Eryne, kn arcana: [1d20=20] 20
17:41:05 <Alexander> Darn xD
17:41:24 <Eryne> wait can it be taken un-trained?
17:41:28 <Alexander> No
17:41:32 <Alexander> Knowledge cant
17:41:37 <Eryne> scratch my roll then :(
17:41:40 <Alexander> Aww D:
17:41:44 <Alexander> I rolled poopy though
17:41:56 <Eryne> spellcraft?
17:42:05 <Mekkis> "I can take you downstairs to look at the tapestry if you want. But we need to work out what's ailing Skeld!"
17:42:22 <Eryne> "I have a feeling its connected."
17:42:37 * Alexander scoots closer. "W-what happened to the men that attacked the manor?"
17:42:45 <Eryne> wait, skelg is ulfen right?
17:42:47 <Mekkis> "They ran off."
17:42:48 <Mekkis> yes.
17:42:51 <Mekkis> from the north
17:42:53 <Eryne> hrm...
17:43:00 <Eryne> ulfen ship encased in ice.
17:43:01 <Ronal> "They are sleepin in the courtyard below."
17:43:04 <Alexander> "Did you see where they went?"
17:43:28 <Mekkis> "No."
17:43:49 <Mekkis> "Some remained to prevent us from sending for help though. I had to smuggle the note to Hestril out."
17:44:02 <Eryne> "Those we knocked unconscious to get in here."
17:44:11 * Eryne frowns
17:44:23 <Eryne> "Sorry but theres a little blood on the road you may want to clean up.
17:45:31 <Alexander> Is Skeld in this room?
17:45:35 <Eryne> yes
17:45:36 <Eryne> in the bed
17:45:42 <Eryne> shivering to death
17:45:46 <Mekkis> yes
17:45:47 <Alexander> Okay, thought so
17:46:01 <Eryne> "Lets take a look at the tapestry."
17:46:25 * Alexander looks at Skeld worriedly, and then nods. "O-okay. Maybe that will help us figure this out."
17:46:46 <Ronal> i pick up a plate full of food and follow munching looking rather bored with all the talking
17:47:49 <Mekkis> he takes you to the vault
17:47:52 <Mekkis> there's the tapestry
17:48:10 <Alexander> Knowledge Arcana?
17:48:28 <Mekkis> history
17:48:33 <Alexander> Okay
17:48:37 <Eryne> "What season was it in the tapestry before it changed?"
17:48:42 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+9 knowledge history
17:48:43 <diebot> Alexander, knowledge history: [1d20=16] 25
17:48:47 <Mekkis> detect magic + knowledge arcana will tell you stuff too
17:48:58 * Eryne casts detect magic
17:48:58 <Mekkis> "Spring"
17:49:00 <Alexander> Can I do both? xD
17:49:02 <Mekkis> sure
17:49:08 <Eryne> "Interesting..."
17:49:13 <Alexander> I have detect magic, so I can cast that.
17:49:16 <Mekkis> sure
17:49:20 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+9 knowledge arcana
17:49:20 <diebot> Alexander, knowledge arcana: [1d20=17] 26
17:49:31 <Mekkis> you detect faint conjuration on the tapestry
17:49:47 * Eryne walks up and touches the tapestry
17:49:59 * Alexander examines the tapestry, and relays his information to the group.
17:50:17 <Eryne> does anything feel different than a normal tapestry?
17:50:20 <Mekkis> You know of the ship. It was a funerary ship that was looted before it was to be burned.
17:50:45 <Mekkis> You notice a bracket where a lantern should be on it, which is empty.
17:50:50 <Mekkis> Eryne, no.
17:50:53 * Ronal mumbles about magic users...
17:51:09 <Eryne> the lantern is missing?
17:51:19 <Alexander> "This ship in the tapestry... Ive heard of it before. It's a funerary ship that was looted before it was burned." He points out the spot where the lantern should be. "There used to be a lantern here, but now its gone."
17:51:59 <Mekkis> was to be burned: it wasn't actually burned
17:52:02 * Alexander furrows his brow. "That man did mention a stolen lantern, didn't he? I bet its the same one!"
17:52:14 <Alexander> Sorry xD Im bad at relaying information
17:52:26 <Eryne> "I agree, it has to be the same lantern."
17:52:43 <Eryne> "Who looted it? Do you know?"
17:53:04 <Mekkis> "You should ask Skeld, I don't personally know"
17:53:13 <Eryne> talking to Alex
17:53:18 <Mekkis> oh
17:53:21 <Eryne> he made the knowledge check.
17:53:22 <Eryne> :p
17:53:29 <Alexander> Do I? xD
17:53:53 <Mekkis> no
17:54:11 <Eryne> name of the ship?
17:54:14 * Alexander thinks for a second. "Well, the man mentioned earlier that there was an intruder downstairs, and he took off with it. I'm afraid I don't know anything more than what he told me." He shrugs.
17:54:52 <Eryne> I meant the ship
17:54:59 <Alexander> Oh xD
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17:55:25 * Alexander shakes his head. "I'm sorry, I can't remember the name of it..."
17:55:32 <Eryne> What is holding up the tapestry?
17:55:45 <Mekkis> it's framed, on a wall
17:55:56 <Mekkis> you could pick it up and remove it
17:56:10 <Eryne> "Help me take this to Skeld, he may know being ulfen."
17:56:40 <Alexander> How large is it?
17:56:48 <Eryne> ah good point.
17:57:09 * Eryne starts to take down the tapestry
17:57:20 * Alexander would like to try and help, even though he sucks,
17:57:27 <Mekkis> about a metre square
17:57:29 <Eryne> if its not to big to make it through the door
17:57:43 <Mekkis> sure
17:57:59 <Eryne> ok we will take it up to skeld and show it to him
17:58:15 <Alexander> is there anything behind the tapestry?
17:58:19 <Mekkis> no
17:58:25 <Alexander> Mkay
17:58:26 <Eryne> "Do you know what ship this is?"
17:58:42 <Mekkis> "Oh.. t-that was Haldyr's funeral ship. I-I... loo-tted it-t y-years ago"
17:59:05 * Alexander gives Skeld a started look. "You were the one who looted it?"
17:59:19 <Alexander> "But why?"
17:59:23 * Eryne stays composed. "Well that answers our questions..."
17:59:30 <Mekkis> "It't w'was g-loriuss"
18:00:19 <Eryne> is there any place where I could put it so skeld could see it easily?
18:00:22 * Ronal paces around the room...
18:00:24 * Alexander looks back at the tapestry. "Well, it is pretty, but..." He shakes his head. "what did you take from there?"
18:00:47 <Mekkis> "G-gold... j-jewels.. the lantern"
18:00:53 * Ronal falls down face first and doesnt catch himself.
18:01:03 <Eryne> "The same lantern that the thieves used on you?"
18:01:12 * Alexander now just looks confused. "Wait... the real ship, or the one in the tapestry?"
18:01:20 * Ronal mumbles about how this is the worst part about Society missions. All the waiting and talking.
18:01:21 * Eryne looks at alex
18:01:32 <Eryne> "The real one."
18:01:41 <Mekkis> "y=yes"
18:02:12 * Alexander droops slightly, and looks around the room. "Do you still have it here?" He curiously pokes about some shelves, if there are any.
18:02:30 <Eryne> "No he doesn't, the thieves stole it remember?"
18:02:42 <Alexander> Derp xD
18:03:26 * Alexander rests his hand on his chin. "But why steal a lantern, of all things? What about the gold and jewels? Unless maybe the lantern was magical somehow..."
18:03:39 <Eryne> it made the guy very cold.
18:03:49 <Eryne> magical
18:03:58 <Eryne> for sure.
18:04:02 <Alexander> He is not very wise xD
18:04:21 <Eryne> wis dumps are kinda bad.
18:04:33 <Eryne> but Rumil survived so far :)
18:04:37 * Alexander looks at him curiously. "Did you know about it before?"
18:04:41 <Alexander> Hey, just being in character xD
18:04:48 <Eryne> alrigth
18:05:10 <Mekkis> "no":
18:05:18 <Alexander> Hes not stupid, mostly just naiive. And not very perceptive. Spends most of his time in his own head.
18:05:46 <Alexander> "I suppose we should try and find it then... Any idea where to start?"
18:05:49 <Brunius> ADD?
18:05:56 <Alexander> Little bit xD
18:06:10 <Eryne> can I make a spell craft check to identify what the portal spell might be?
18:06:24 <Mekkis> you can try
18:06:29 <Eryne> spell craft doesn't need to be trained right?
18:06:58 <Ronal> spell craft does need to be trained
18:07:08 <Eryne> !roll 1d20 spellcraft
18:07:08 <dicebot> Eryne, spellcraft: [1d20=15] 15
18:07:23 <Mekkis> you can't tell what it is
18:07:30 <Mekkis> only that it was conjuration
18:07:56 <Mekkis> what are you doing now?
18:08:01 * Alexander paces some more.
18:08:18 <Eryne> I'm not exactly sure what to do.
18:08:26 <Mekkis> you have a name
18:08:33 <Mekkis> and you have two unconscious guys
18:08:33 <Eryne> I mean we even know how far the guys could have gone.
18:08:42 <Eryne> What name?
18:08:49 <Alexander> was gonna say xD
18:08:51 <Eryne> we dont*
18:09:01 <Mekkis> Bengeirr
18:09:09 <Alexander> I didnt get that :<
18:09:10 <Eryne> alex, got kn local?
18:09:15 <Eryne> XD
18:09:15 <Alexander> Yep
18:09:19 <Eryne> use it man!
18:09:21 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+9
18:09:21 <diebot> Alexander, 1d20+9: [1d20=1] 10
18:09:25 <Eryne> ...
18:09:25 <Alexander> BAH
18:09:30 <Alexander> Sorry :(
18:09:34 <Eryne> its K
18:09:36 * Ronal should i go question the prisoners? I can be persuasive.
18:09:41 <Mekkis> He's Ulfen, so you might want to try asking around the docks
18:09:43 <Alexander> Hes probably too busy derping around with books or something.
18:09:45 <Mekkis> what happened, Brunius-?
18:09:59 <Eryne> Ah there we go!
18:10:14 * Alexander looks up. "Oh wow, really? You can be persuasive too? I didn't know you were so charasmatic!" He grins cluelessly.
18:10:29 <Eryne> XD
18:11:32 <Alexander> He tries.
18:11:40 <Eryne> So what are ulfen?
18:11:50 <Alexander> Knowledge? xD
18:11:53 <gelith> Heyo
18:11:55 <Mekkis> northern barbarians
18:12:02 <Eryne> Ah
18:12:03 <Mekkis> hi
18:12:04 <Alexander> Ah...
18:12:32 <gelith> Morn/Even Mekkis
18:12:52 <Alexander> So, we gonna go wuestion some dudes?
18:12:55 <Eryne> "Lets go see what the unconscious guys know. Once they are conscious of course. Anyone got some rope?"
18:13:14 <Ronal> I go downstairs drag the two dudes into the basement tie them up securely and go about asking them where their base of operations are.
18:13:20 * Alexander digs around in his coat, and shakes his head.
18:13:25 <Mekkis> ok
18:13:57 <Alexander> Are they concious?
18:14:15 <Mekkis> they're groggy
18:14:24 <Mekkis> the one who was punched in the groin is
18:14:29 <Eryne> does Ronal get any information?
18:14:34 <Alexander> Pfft xD
18:14:39 <Ronal> "So... wheres your base?"
18:14:41 <Alexander> Depends on how he asks, I assume.
18:14:54 <Eryne> I'd recommend rolling intimidate
18:14:57 * Eryne will assist
18:15:05 <Mekkis> ok
18:15:32 <Mekkis> give me an intimidate
18:15:55 <Ronal> !throw 1d20-1 Intimidate
18:15:56 <diebot> Ronal, Intimidate: [1d20=13] 12
18:16:00 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+4 intimidate assist
18:16:00 <dicebot> Eryne, intimidate assist: [1d20=14] 18
18:16:19 <Eryne> probably Ronal should have been the assistant :P
18:16:32 <Alexander> Haha xD
18:16:32 <Ronal> nope, ronal has a plan.
18:16:40 <Mekkis> mmm?
18:16:46 <Ronal> does he tell me.
18:16:47 <Alexander> I'd help, but I think my character would give negative intimidate or something.
18:16:56 <Eryne> more punching of groins?
18:17:03 <Eryne> XD
18:17:15 <Mekkis> no
18:17:19 <Alexander> I have a feeling this will turn into good cop bad cop or someting xD
18:17:20 <Ronal> I slap him in the nuts.
18:17:33 <Ronal> "Tell me where your base is."
18:17:42 <Eryne> I was right!
18:18:22 <Ronal> does he tell me?
18:18:42 <Mekkis> give me another intimidate
18:18:49 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+4
18:18:49 <dicebot> Eryne, 1d20+4: [1d20=2] 6
18:18:53 <Ronal> !throw 1d20-1
18:18:54 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20-1: [1d20=10] 9
18:19:02 <Eryne> well that didn't work as well...
18:19:02 <Alexander> Pft xD
18:19:06 <Mekkis> "I'm not telling you thugs anything"
18:19:11 <Ronal> I slap him in the nuts.
18:19:38 <Mekkis> "Ow"
18:19:40 <Alexander> -still has a charm person left thinks they should mention this-
18:19:47 <Mekkis> "Nothing. You hear."
18:19:48 <Ronal> "Tell me where your base is. You should think about this... The old man upstairs is going to live for probably another week."
18:20:32 <Mekkis> "Heh. Not much longer than that."
18:20:37 <Eryne> "Should I put some acid on those balls?"
18:20:48 <Ronal> "After a while, you will start throwing up. Then when you have no more food or bile in your stomach you're going to pull muscles from puking, piss blood, and tears are going to flow and everyone here will know."
18:21:07 * Alexander approaches. "Would you mind if I talk to him?"
18:21:34 <Eryne> good cop bad cop :P
18:21:36 <Mekkis> "At least I'll die a hero. Not like an old woman in bed."
18:21:47 <Ronal> "But how long is that going to take? i doubt much more then a day to get you there... Then we have six more days of this... Eventually you're going to talk because im not going to stop."
18:21:51 <Alexander> Pfft xD
18:22:11 <Ronal> Then... i slap him in the nuts.
18:22:35 <Alexander> There are still 2 of them, correct?
18:22:36 <Eryne> At this point I wish I could acid splash his nuts and say "Go ahead alex" but I don't think thats neutral good...
18:22:37 <Mekkis> Eryne, Ronal give me another intimidate
18:22:44 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+4
18:22:44 <dicebot> Eryne, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
18:22:49 <Alexander> Pfft xD You kids.
18:23:00 <Ronal> "Now, after all of this, if the old man dies, im not going to kill you, im going to castrate you... and set you free with enough money to get back home. Where you WILL be laughed at."
18:23:06 <Ronal> !throw 1d20-1
18:23:06 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20-1: [1d20=12] 11
18:23:28 * Eryne walks away "Go ahead alex."
18:23:34 <Alexander> You are not having a good day :(
18:23:42 <Eryne> you should get a +3 with those graphical descriptions or something.
18:23:54 <Ronal> i dont need to have a good day. Torture works wonders... eventually he will break.
18:24:07 <Alexander> What alignment are you xD
18:24:10 <Ronal> CN
18:24:19 <Alexander> Heh xD
18:24:20 <Eryne> I was just about to ask...
18:24:30 <Alexander> I say youre slipping a bit...
18:24:34 <Mekkis> "No way."
18:24:39 <Eryne> same.
18:24:41 <Ronal> I slap him in the nuts.
18:24:53 <Mekkis> he groans, and faints
18:24:54 <Eryne> good cop time.
18:24:58 <Alexander> xD
18:24:59 <Eryne> crap
18:25:03 <Eryne> guess not.
18:25:05 <Alexander> My turn on the other oen
18:25:08 <Ronal> "Kyra... would you be so kind."
18:25:18 <Ronal> "We really do need that information..."
18:25:44 * Alexander looks up at Ronal imploringly. "I dont think that way is working... We dont have all that time."
18:25:55 <Mekkis> Kyra probably doesn't like the idea about healing someone to torture them
18:26:04 <Eryne> agreed.
18:26:05 <Alexander> Good point.
18:26:06 <Ronal> Probably not.
18:26:14 <Mekkis> (and I'd probably also consider it an evil act)
18:26:22 <Eryne> same
18:26:27 <Eryne> but I'm not the gm
18:26:37 <Alexander> Heh, Id agree with that though xD
18:26:37 <Eryne> unit friday that is :P
18:26:39 <Ronal> Actually its been ruled torture is not an evil act so long as its not done for no reason.
18:26:56 <Alexander> I think it still kinda is xD
18:27:03 <Eryne> source please.
18:27:06 <Mekkis> I won't get into an argument about that now
18:27:07 <Ronal> This is done to get information, and im actually causing him no long term physical damage.
18:27:09 <Mekkis> what are you doing?
18:27:20 <Eryne> well alex wants to talk to the other guy
18:27:27 <Alexander> Id like to try my hand at talking to a guy :3
18:27:27 <Eryne> good cop way
18:27:29 <Ronal> so wake him up and talk to him.
18:27:37 <Alexander> Good cop ;-;
18:27:42 <Eryne> diplomacy time!
18:27:45 <Ronal> "Well, if you arent going to heal him."
18:27:50 <Ronal> I string the other guy up.
18:27:56 <Eryne> ...
18:27:58 <Ronal> "Your show with this one...
18:27:59 <Eryne> O.o
18:28:11 <Mekkis> Kyra heals the other one
18:28:21 <Mekkis> "What do you thugs want?"
18:28:40 <Ronal> "If you dont mind..."
18:28:47 <Mekkis> "I do"
18:28:47 * Alexander kneels down next to the other man, and gently touches his shoulder. "Hey." He says, with a smile. "I don't want to hurt you. Just to talk."
18:28:49 <Ronal> "I would like to explain what just happened to him."
18:28:54 <Mekkis> "I don't like being bound"
18:29:03 <Mekkis> "Or pecked by eagles"
18:29:27 <Ronal> "So, the guy over there unconcious was being uncooperative. So he met some unpleasentness. I think you should avoid it."
18:29:32 <Eryne> "Sorry but you wouldn't let us in."
18:29:37 * Ronal then i go sit on a crate.
18:29:40 <Eryne> hey we are doing good cop here!
18:29:44 <Mekkis> "And...."
18:29:45 * Eryne glares at Ronal
18:30:15 * Alexander rubs his head. "I guess I can understand that... They are kind of... rough like that." He sits next to him casually. "But I just want to ask a few questions, is all."
18:30:26 <Mekkis> "What's in it for me?"
18:30:38 <Ronal> "Whats in it is you dont have to have them asked by me!"
18:31:08 * Alexander ponders for a second. "Well, what would you like in return for some information? Maybe we can work something out..."
18:31:17 <Mekkis> "Start by letting me go"
18:31:25 * Ronal starts laughing.
18:31:25 <Eryne> "There is a man up stairs who is dying. Don't care just a little bit?"
18:31:29 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+4 diplo
18:31:30 <dicebot> Eryne, diplo: [1d20=15] 19
18:31:30 <andrey> may I ask a rules question?
18:31:46 <Ronal> prvt message me andrey
18:32:10 <Alexander> "I promise sir, if you tell us what we need to know, we'll let you go. No reason not to."
18:32:19 <Mekkis> "Not particularly. Bengeirr wants him dead anyway."
18:32:39 <Eryne> "Who is Bengeirr?"
18:33:11 <Mekkis> "My employer"
18:33:23 * Alexander looks at him. "Can you tell us more about him? We won't tell anyone you told us."
18:33:24 <Eryne> "Besides that."
18:34:07 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+3 good cop?
18:34:07 <diebot> Alexander, good cop?: [1d20=17] 20
18:34:16 <Alexander> diplomcy
18:34:17 <Mekkis> "Will you let me go?"
18:34:53 <Mekkis> "If I tell you?"
18:35:05 * Alexander nods. "Yes, I promise."
18:35:25 <Mekkis> "Very well... He's hired a warehouse on the docks."
18:35:36 <Mekkis> "Near the Rosy Fingers tavern."
18:36:04 <Mekkis> "Now let me go."
18:36:17 * Eryne begins untying the guy
18:36:28 <Eryne> anyone stopping him?
18:36:33 * Alexander "Thank you." But um... "You wouldn't happen to know anything about a lantern, would you?"
18:36:41 <Alexander> And no, hes cool with it.
18:36:49 <Eryne> K
18:37:06 <Mekkis> "Bengeirr had one... that he took from here."
18:37:07 <Brunius-> When, Mekkis?
18:37:17 <Mekkis> <Brunius-> I think I may end up being up all night...
18:37:18 <Mekkis> "Claimed it was his Prize, for revenge."
18:37:43 <Brunius-> I wasn't feeling tired
18:37:45 * Alexander nods. "Okay, thanks for your information." He looks at Ronal. "Let him go, okay? Don't hurt him."
18:37:48 <Ronal> I am stopping him.
18:37:55 <Mekkis> what are you doing?
18:38:04 <Ronal> "No, you get to stay here until we finish checking out the information."
18:38:15 <Brunius-> I did end up falling asleep at ~2:30
18:38:16 * Alexander moves to intervene. "Stop, he told us what we needed to know..."
18:38:17 <Eryne> "Ronal. Please."
18:38:31 <Alexander> [Shoot, forgot to sense motive on the guy xD[
18:38:33 <Brunius-> Then got up at 6...
18:38:36 <Ronal> "Oh sure, lets let him go, so he can run down to the docks to warn the guys..."
18:38:37 <Mekkis> "Very well. Don't tie me up again, or there'll be an issue"
18:38:58 * Alexander shakes his head. "He won't... will you?" He looks over his shoulder at the man.
18:39:12 <Eryne> !roll 1d20 sense motive
18:39:12 <dicebot> Eryne, sense motive: [1d20=10] 10
18:39:16 <Ronal> "Are you stupid?!? He's going to lie to you."
18:39:46 <Mekkis> "No"
18:39:47 <Eryne> "I don't think he is."
18:40:00 <Eryne> "He definitely inst lying.
18:40:02 <Eryne> isnt*
18:40:12 <Ronal> "You're getting tied back up. When we come back you get untied."
18:40:20 <Ronal> "Case closed."
18:40:39 <Eryne> "No."
18:40:40 <Ronal> I begin tying him back up.
18:40:45 * Alexander moves in front of Ronal. "No." He attempts to look intimidating, which looks more like a pout.
18:40:45 * Eryne stops him
18:40:50 <Mekkis> he struggles against it
18:40:58 <Alexander> "Hes telling the truth, and we promised to let him go."
18:41:01 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+4 intimidate ronal
18:41:01 <dicebot> Eryne, intimidate ronal: [1d20=11] 15
18:41:42 <Ronal> "We never promised when to let him go. Plus he was set here to stop people from saving the old mans life."
18:42:07 <Ronal> "Hes staying here tied up."
18:42:26 <Eryne> "He said he would stay here regardless."
18:42:48 * Alexander crosses his arms. "No, he's not. I'll stay here until you leave, and then I'll untie him." He seems very stubborn about it
18:42:51 <Ronal> "If you have a problem with it go upstairs and ask the old man what he wants done, otherwise I'm the senior Pathfinder here and I say he's tied up!"
18:42:52 <Alexander> Oh... Alex. You are so dumb.
18:43:28 <Ronal> I tie him up. Very tightly.
18:43:37 * Alexander crosses his arms and stands next to the man.
18:43:44 * Eryne just glares at Ronal
18:43:48 <Mekkis> what's your CMB, Ronal?
18:44:01 <Ronal> my cmb is 16.
18:44:04 <Mekkis> wtf
18:44:06 <Mekkis> really?
18:44:11 <Ronal> im a gnome.
18:44:17 <Eryne> "You tieing him up won't help us get information."
18:44:21 <Mekkis> with a CMB in the teens?
18:44:33 <Ronal> oh sorry, i thought that was a D
18:44:35 <Ronal> its +3
18:44:37 <Mekkis> ok
18:44:38 <Alexander> Oh xD
18:44:48 <Mekkis> ok
18:44:55 <Mekkis> what are you guys doing?
18:45:06 <Ronal> is he tied up nice and secure?
18:45:10 <Mekkis> you think so
18:45:12 <Alexander> "He gave us what we wanted, and he's telling the truth. I'm not going to break my promise."
18:45:24 <Alexander> Alex is standing in the room waiting for them to leave.
18:45:25 <Ronal> good, I then Knock him out with non lethal damage.
18:45:41 <Mekkis> ok
18:45:47 <Mekkis> ronal does so
18:45:52 <Mekkis> what now?
18:46:11 * Alexander crosses his arms and stays in the room.
18:46:29 <Alexander> Im sorry, Im trying to be in alignment ;-;
18:46:45 <Ronal> "Come on, down to the docs."
18:46:48 <Ronal> Docks*
18:47:08 <Ronal> I herd everyone out of the room.
18:47:19 <Alexander> You'll have to roll for that, hes not moving.
18:47:26 <Alexander> Hes being stubborn.
18:47:35 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+3
18:47:36 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
18:47:37 * Eryne will grudgingly leave the room.
18:47:55 <Alexander> Yeah.... still. :/ He doesnt like lying to people like that.
18:48:02 <Alexander> !throw 1d20-2
18:48:03 <diebot> Alexander, 1d20-2: [1d20=10] 8
18:48:09 * Ronal gives Alexander a stern look.
18:48:16 <Alexander> "I'll catch up with you."
18:48:31 <Eryne> "Come on alex, we need your help if we run into trouble."
18:48:42 <Ronal> "I'm tryin to be gentle with you. When we finish with this, I'll be glad to see him on his way home with his bruised balls friend."
18:48:42 * Alexander bites his lip, unsure. "But..."
18:49:20 <Ronal> "But for now, we have things to do, and your moral inflexability is gonna kill that guy upstairs."
18:49:54 <Ronal> "And if you think for one second that jack knife wouldnt run straight down to theh docks to tell his friends we were commin, you are a damned fool."
18:50:13 <Ronal> "And then know what, We'd have one more to fight."
18:50:14 * Alexander "...Okay." He nods, and stiffens slightly. "Fine. I'll go." He brushes past Ronal and goes to follow Eryne.
18:50:39 <Eryne> alright, we are going to the docks where the warehouse is.
18:50:43 <Ronal> alright, i go outside the door and lock and bar it if possible. and then we go down to the docks.
18:50:51 * Alexander casts another glance over his shoulder, huffs, and keeps walking.
18:51:09 <Eryne> I hope its the room the guy is in, no the house.
18:51:18 <Eryne> there are other people in there :P
18:51:26 <Mekkis> you head over to the docks
18:51:28 <Alexander> Haha xD
18:51:37 <Ronal> "I swear... you have a short stature and act a little crazy once in a while and people think you dont know what you're talkin about. Couldn't possibly have ever seen anything in my 108 years!"
18:51:44 <Alexander> Knowledge Local to find the place?
18:52:22 <Alexander> And who's Ronal talking to? xD
18:52:28 <Mekkis> The warehouse across from The Rosy Fingers Tavern is built
18:52:28 <Mekkis> right on the docks, part of it extending over the water. The
18:52:28 <Mekkis> building is thirty feet tall with no visible windows. On the
18:52:28 <Mekkis> landward side is a pair of large cargo doors with a smaller
18:52:28 <Mekkis> door built into the right one. Piers run along either side of the
18:52:28 <Mekkis> building and on the seaward side is a massive set of doors able
18:52:28 <Mekkis> to accommodate a small ship.
18:52:28 <Mekkis> The street is busy, with several taverns among the
18:52:28 <Mekkis> warehouses. Most of the warehouses have sentries in front
18:52:28 <Mekkis> of them, and the ships at the docks are similarly guarded. A
18:52:28 <Mekkis> northlander warrior with an axe resting in his lap sits on a small
18:52:28 <Mekkis> pile of crates across from the warehouse, obviously keeping
18:52:28 <Mekkis> watch on the main door.
18:52:30 <Eryne> everyone in general I think
18:53:19 <Eryne> is there a map?
18:53:34 <Mekkis> yes
18:53:34 <Alexander> Map :D
18:54:31 <Ronal> did we get either of the guy's names?
18:54:57 * Alexander looks back over his shoulder. "We should try not to start a scene... There are a lot of people around." He keeps his hands in his pockets. "What should we do about him?
18:55:05 <Eryne> whats the guy's name that were looking for?
18:55:05 <Alexander> Which guys?
18:55:21 <Ronal> the two dudes we talked to in the basement.
18:55:32 <Alexander> No, just their leader.
18:55:57 <Alexander> -pages through cantrips-
18:56:08 <Alexander> Hm... Ghost sound? xd
18:56:21 <Eryne> is there an image?
18:56:32 <Ronal> sure off in the ally behind him... where ronal can be waiting?
18:56:40 <Mekkis> yes
18:56:40 <Alexander> Not yet, unfortunately. :( Not till I get another 1st level
18:56:43 <Eryne> if so I'm not getting it.
18:56:48 <Mekkis> you may need to reconnect
18:56:48 <Alexander> But I can make sounds.
18:56:55 <Eryne> already did.
18:57:12 <Alexander> Hm... I have the picture...
18:57:14 <Eryne> it showed up loaded then stopped, coming up with waiting for image from host.
18:57:20 <Eryne> loading*
18:57:27 <Alexander> Thats odd o-o
18:57:40 <Eryne> its happened several times before.
18:57:50 <Eryne> just for me it seems
18:58:04 <Eryne> curdy emulator probably.
18:58:06 <Alexander> Oh btw, sorry to ask, but about how much longer will this be? My fault for delaying a lot, but an estimate could be nice ;-;
18:58:07 <Eryne> crudy*
18:58:22 <Eryne> a normal scenario takes around 6 hours
18:58:48 <Alexander> Alright.
18:58:58 <Alexander> Cause its 2:00 AM here xD
18:59:05 <Mekkis> at this rate, maybe three hours. If you want, we can pause it here and continue on Thursday
18:59:22 <Alexander> o-o Would that be possible? Id feel really bad, but if you can, that would be amazing
18:59:28 <Ronal> um..... with the lengthy discussion at the guards, and the lengthy meeting with the guy, and with the lengthy discussion with the torture...
18:59:31 <Alexander> I dont mind staying up late
18:59:44 <Ronal> Yeah i got no problem pausing till thursday.
18:59:45 <Alexander> But the people Im with might shut me down like last time
19:00:03 <Eryne> I'm not available thursday.
19:00:08 <Mekkis> that's fine... it's generally faster over skype, and I wasn't trying to push you that much
19:00:09 <Eryne> sorry :(
19:00:09 <Alexander> Oh...
19:00:10 <Ronal> or whenever...
19:00:18 <Mekkis> tomorrow morning?
19:00:24 <Ronal> I was trying to drag you guys as best i could...
19:00:35 <Mekkis> ummm... you're all american, right?
19:00:36 <Alexander> I have no life, Im available all the time except Friday
19:00:38 <Alexander> And sorry :(
19:00:40 <Alexander> I am.
19:00:46 <Eryne> As am I
19:00:55 <Ronal> im free most of tomorrow.
19:01:03 <Mekkis> umm... how does... 14 hours from now sound?
19:01:09 <Alexander> Hm... If I have a time, I sure can. I sleep in late though.
19:01:12 <Alexander> Let me see...
19:01:16 <Ronal> my dad is on his annaversary which means, i got 3 days off.
19:01:25 <Ronal> no care giving for this guy!
19:01:28 Ronal is now known as Steven
19:01:30 <Eryne> sounds good to me.
19:01:40 <Alexander> -tries to calculate-
19:01:44 <Eryne> wait...
19:01:45 <Eryne> no
19:01:46 <Alexander> Lets see, if its 2:00 am now...
19:02:02 <Mekkis> so 4pm your time
19:02:10 <Alexander> Just about.
19:02:18 <Alexander> Like I said, I am available prtty much whenever
19:02:24 <Alexander> Sorry for this :(
19:02:28 <Mekkis> that's fine
19:02:30 <Steven> dont feel bad.
19:02:30 <Mekkis> Eryne?
19:02:34 <Eryne> hrm...
19:02:35 <Steven> these things happen.
19:02:39 <Alexander> If I lived on my own, I could do this anytime xD
19:02:43 <Eryne> wait it would last like 3 hours right?
19:02:54 <Eryne> That would be perfect then.
19:02:59 <Alexander> Oh?
19:03:26 <Mekkis> ok
19:03:32 <Alexander> So, its 14 hours from now then? For sure?
19:03:49 Eryne is now known as wrothmonk
19:06:18 <wrothmonk> Sounds like it.
19:06:18 Alexander is now known as Proxy
19:06:18 <wrothmonk> steven?
19:06:18 <Proxy> Alright, does anyone have my skype? So you can bug me if anything comes up?
19:06:18 <Proxy> I had fun tonight btw xD
19:06:18 <wrothmonk> As did I
19:06:18 <Steven> Anyways, I was reading forum posts and while evil is not a good act by any stretch of the imagination, limited torture where you dont disfigure/maime the target does not net you an evil act unless you go and do it for no reason. Once you get the information you need you stop or it nets you an evil act.
19:06:18 <Proxy> Shoulda practiced in-character more, geez >.>
19:06:18 <Steven> two or three evil acts net you an alignment shift.
19:06:18 <Steven> or one overwhelmingly evil act.
19:06:18 <Proxy> What about spells that destroy the mind though? I consider that kinda evil
19:06:18 <Steven> like feeble mind?
19:06:18 <wrothmonk> although I didn't realize you were kinda pulling us along steven. Sorry about feeling like pvp against you.
19:06:18 <wrothmonk> temporary
19:06:18 <Proxy> Yeah, sorry xD
19:06:18 <wrothmonk> therefore not evil
19:06:18 <Proxy> Not really feeblemind
19:06:18 <Proxy> Was thinking more things like Interrogation
19:06:18 <Proxy> But yeah... will try and make this guy less uptight.
19:06:18 <Steven> its a very fine line between evil act and what we at the shop like to call 'aggressive information gathering.'
19:06:32 <wrothmonk> heh, nice description.
19:06:33 <Proxy> I really need to practice with this jerk more xD
19:06:59 <Steven> If its mission related ive never handed out an evil act for interrogation so long as they werent like cutting of fingers and shit.
19:07:30 <Steven> but if they are like whats your favorite type of soup... "Clam Chowder!" WRONG ANSWER!!!!!! five minute beating... yeah thats evil.
19:07:33 <Proxy> I honestly will try and cut back on the morality a little though, I apologize.
19:07:39 <Proxy> *on mine
19:08:51 <Proxy> Anyways, anything else?
19:09:06 <Steven> nah, im just gonna kick it and bs with people like i always do.
19:09:19 <Steven> im actually kind of blown away... i have an entire day off.
19:09:29 <Proxy> Alright, Ill stop buggin yall then xD Message me on skype if anything comes up.
19:09:30 <Steven> where i dont have to do anything for anyone.
19:09:33 <Proxy> Night time for a Proxy.
19:09:41 <wrothmonk> same here.
19:09:44 <Steven> I think im probably going to do laundry... yeah laundry sounds cool.
19:10:01 <Proxy> -waves- hopefully I didnt bore you too much with my character BS, if I do, just tell me to shut up.
19:10:04 <Steven> get all my laundry washed.
19:10:05 <wrothmonk> I can probably do Skype next time since I'm not playing at 11 pm :P
19:10:30 <wrothmonk> gg
19:10:31 <Proxy> Its pretty much always late for me because my parents go to bed at like 6:00 and then whine about keeping them up. :/
19:10:46 <Proxy> Anyways, see you.
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19:25:28 <Avatar> what costs 120gp
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19:35:23 <Avatar> there's no rules on how loaded dice work
19:35:40 <Avatar> is there a 50% chance it lands on the loaded number or what
19:35:46 <andrey> may I ask a rules question?
19:36:38 <Avatar> you may
19:36:41 <andrey> is there any difference between having a light load and no load?
19:36:48 <Avatar> no
19:36:49 <andrey> I couldn't find any in the rules
19:36:58 <Avatar> a light load is x amount of pounds or less
19:37:01 <andrey> then why make the distinction at all
19:37:09 <Avatar> there isn't a distinction
19:37:13 <Avatar> "no load" doesn't really exist
19:37:15 <andrey> ok
19:37:16 <Avatar> when are you carrying nothing
19:37:30 <Avatar> you would have to be naked
19:37:31 <andrey> that was a bit confusing then
19:37:39 <Avatar> are you playing pathfinder naked
19:38:07 <andrey> http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0025.html
19:39:06 <Avatar> haha
19:42:09 <andrey> so, if it says light load = 58
19:42:16 <andrey> and I'm carrying 66 pouns
19:42:19 <andrey> *pounds
19:42:30 <andrey> then I get a penalty?
19:47:45 <Brunius> yup, slow down by 5ft
19:47:53 <Brunius> Unless your armour already restricts you that much
19:48:05 <Brunius> You take the worse penalty of armour and encumbrance
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19:51:30 <GreenGuy33> is it bad that im getting paranoid about my character being built properly? feels like i shouldnt be so worried since its like my first pathfinder character anyway.
19:51:43 <andrey> no it's not bad
19:54:50 <GreenGuy33> can any of you look over my sheet and kinda give me your opinion? you know, comments and concerns type stuff? Characters name is Nessimar.
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19:57:24 <Brunius> !find Nessimar
19:57:25 <dicebot> Brunius, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=678
19:58:06 <Brunius> You don't need to list the point buy breakdown
19:58:38 <Brunius> What's the character number?
19:59:06 <GreenGuy33> character number?
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20:00:07 <Avatar> lol nessimar the aasimar
20:01:01 <GreenGuy33> i chose the name before the race. lol originally he was going to be half elf
20:01:16 <Avatar> what evolutions do you have for your eidolon
20:01:53 <Avatar> your PFS number for your first character is 79918-1
20:01:59 <Avatar> second character is 77918-2 and so on
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20:02:39 <Avatar> make sure you have the word 'traits' near your traits so you can distinguish between your traits and your other abilities that you'll eventually get
20:02:51 * Mort- waves at avatar
20:02:57 <Avatar> hi mort
20:03:10 <Avatar> GreenGuy33: you don't have +3 to will at first level
20:03:12 <GreenGuy33> Abilty Increase (Cha) for 2 points and then Improved Damage for 1 point on the Eidelon.
20:03:38 <Avatar> oh you've got it under SQ
20:04:06 <Mort-> I need to find out if youre holding a charge and perform a combat maneuver on someone
20:04:12 <Mort-> Does the charge discharge?
20:04:13 <Avatar> keep finishing off the sheet and then get us to check it again
20:04:42 <Avatar> I don't know the rules on holding wand charges
20:04:50 <Mort-> Sigh
20:04:57 <Mort-> But i guess it was expect
20:05:03 <Mort-> Expected
20:05:11 <Avatar> what are you trying to say !
20:05:32 <Mort-> I seem to be doing obscure stuff
20:05:51 <Mort-> Aqueous orbs are obscure
20:06:04 <Mort-> So is burning gaze to daze undead apparent
20:06:08 <Mort-> Apparently
20:06:18 <Mort-> Should have thrown a fire ball
20:06:33 <Mort-> Argh
20:06:49 <GreenGuy33> brb restarting computer.
20:06:50 * Mort- mopes around
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20:17:43 * Mort- flops her tail left and right
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20:23:28 <GreenGuy33> ok back. changed the will save back down to 2 like it was supose to be. not sure what all else i have left to add tothe character sheet.
20:25:46 * Mort- start frisking green guy over
20:27:42 <Mekkis> Wo ist Wrothmonk?
20:27:47 <GreenGuy33> im unarmed i promise
20:28:24 <Avatar> get a weapon
20:29:10 <Avatar> your saves are still wrong
20:29:20 <Avatar> to start of 2 + 0 doesn't = 3
20:29:21 <Avatar> :P
20:29:24 <Avatar> off*
20:29:35 <Avatar> but you add your con to fort, your dex to reflex and your wis to will
20:29:43 <GreenGuy33> why? at strength 8 im not goingto really have much if any chance to hit to begin with. i could just punch somone and do more damage. lol
20:29:51 <Avatar> you've got the 2 where the con has to be
20:30:01 <Avatar> punching attracts attacks of opportunity
20:30:13 <Avatar> you can aid another with a melee weapon by hitting AC 10
20:30:22 <Avatar> and you can shoot things at range, especially when your eidolon goes down
20:30:31 <Avatar> especially but not including
20:31:00 <Mekkis> actually, when your eidolon's down is when you don't shoot things at range
20:31:09 <Mekkis> when your eidolon's UP is when you do that sort of thing
20:32:09 <Avatar> you can't resummon it for a day
20:32:16 <Mekkis> yes
20:32:30 <Mekkis> but that's when you use your 3+cha mod summon monster SLA
20:32:39 <Mekkis> or cast Summon Eidolon, the spell
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20:32:53 <Avatar> whatever, the point is don't leave home without a melee and a ranged weapon
20:33:08 <Avatar> at least not for long if you're really low on $$
20:33:13 <Mekkis> as a summoner, when your eidolon's out, your bigger problem is working out what to do in combat
20:33:21 <GreenGuy33> when i click autofill it puts my +3 atribute bonus to will. do they still aply wisdom to the will save?
20:33:26 <Mekkis> also: a summoner's ranged weapon is called "acid splach"
20:33:32 <Mekkis> "acid splash"
20:33:42 <Mekkis> don't even bother getting a crossbow
20:33:48 <GreenGuy33> yeah acid splash 1d3 damage
20:33:49 <Mekkis> that is just a waste of actions
20:33:53 <Mekkis> yeah
20:33:56 <Mekkis> but it targets touch AC
20:34:09 <Avatar> both have advantages
20:34:16 <Avatar> 1d8 vs regular AC, 1d3 vs touch AC
20:34:27 <Mekkis> as opposed to a crossbow that does 1d8 damage, generally misses because you're not taking stuff like precise shot, and requires a move action to reload
20:34:29 <Mort-> I know
20:34:36 <Mekkis> it's a no-brainer
20:34:48 <Mort-> I used acid splas last scenario
20:34:52 <Mort-> As a level 9 wizard
20:35:16 <Mekkis> acid splash ignores DR
20:36:13 <Avatar> a heavy crossbow can kill shit quicker if it hits
20:36:24 <Avatar> heavy/light
20:36:25 <Mekkis> sure
20:36:32 <Mekkis> but then it's a full-round to load
20:36:43 <Avatar> then take a light
20:37:04 <Mekkis> travel light: don't take either
20:37:18 <Avatar> take another cantrip and a crossbow
20:37:37 <GreenGuy33> my plan is to use my summon monster spell like ability till thats exausted inbetween acid splash attacks then when im out of the monsters i switch to my eidelon and act as its personal heal bot at range while supporting with more acid splash.
20:38:03 <Mekkis> GreenGuy33, that might work, but keep in mind it takes 10 rounds to summon your eidolon
20:38:42 <GreenGuy33> cause my eidelon is basicly equivilant to a fighter class character
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20:39:22 <GreenGuy33> yeah true. thats the trade off. i can only do one or the other
20:39:42 <Avatar> just don't leave home without a melee weapon as well if you can help it
20:39:45 <Avatar> you don't want to be punching anything
20:39:52 <GreenGuy33> so maybe i start with eidelon and then use the monsters as backup?
20:40:36 <Mekkis> GreenGuy33, the way I play Itzamna (my summoner), it depends on what kind of setting its in - if it's a social setting, I'll keep the eidolon unsummoned.
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20:41:08 <Mekkis> but if we're leaving town for a dungeon crawl or whatever, it's summoned at the start
20:41:27 <GreenGuy33> yeah thats what im thinking.
20:41:54 <Mekkis> one "advantage" of the summoner class is it's such a powerful class that you can pretty much get away with anything
20:42:17 <Mekkis> you don't need to come up with the most effective solution - pretty much anything you come up with is good...
20:43:08 <Mekkis> especially if you take Summon Eidolon when you hit 2nd level
20:44:28 <GreenGuy33> take it? i thought i have that at the start.
20:45:20 <Mekkis> !spell summon eidolon
20:45:22 <diebot> Mekkis, SUMMON EIDOLON conjuration (summoning[]) summoner 2 1 round Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one eidolon Comp: V, S, M (a silver coin) Duration: 1 minute/level (D) Save: none SR:no
20:45:22 <diebot> You open a rift between dimensions that summons your eidolon. Treat this as if you had summoned your eidolon normally, except that it only remains with you for the duration of this spell. While summoned in this way, your eidolon cannot touch any creature warded by protection from evil or a similar effect and your eidolon can be sent back to its
20:45:23 <diebot> home plane by dispel magic. If you cast this spell while your eidolon is already on your plane, this spell has no effect. This spell allows you to summon your eidolon even if it has been returned to its home plane due to damage.
20:45:32 <Mekkis> it's also a spell
20:45:36 <Avatar> that's a spell, not the class ability you're thinking of
20:46:32 <mortswishytail> In case someone kicks your eids arse
20:46:41 <mortswishytail> Augment summoning will work
20:47:14 <Avatar> in case someone kicks your eids ass with a lance on horseback
20:47:22 <GreenGuy33> oh! ok. i get what your doing. cool.
20:48:20 <GreenGuy33> to bad you cant aim at specific parts. like acid splash somones face so you blind them.
20:48:24 <Steven> alright
20:48:26 <Steven> im back
20:48:45 <Mekkis> that would be broken
20:48:47 <Steven> who was asking about my Animal Archive recommendation the other day?
20:51:16 <GreenGuy33> maybe but it would be a valid tactic. i know if i could shoot acid id be aiming for the head rather then the torso
20:51:27 <Mekkis> mortswishytail!
20:51:32 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pk96?GM-boons-for-nonconvention-play#33
20:51:37 <Mekkis> you going?
20:51:56 <Mekkis> Avatar
20:52:01 <mortswishytail> No :(
20:52:10 <Mekkis> why not?
20:57:33 <GreenGuy33> ok so + 2 will save + 3 for wisdom bonus so my will save total is 5 normally unless something kills my wisdom bonus right?
20:57:48 <Mekkis> Brunius-, have you levelled up your WotW character?
20:58:24 <Mekkis> yeah
20:59:05 <mortswishytail> No moneys
20:59:09 <mortswishytail> So much wis?
20:59:10 <mortswishytail> Wow
20:59:20 <mortswishytail> Your main stat is cha
20:59:26 <Mekkis> mortswishytail, isn't it really nearby?
20:59:27 <Avatar> Mekkis: do you have any idea how I can post on the messageboards again as Avatar-1
20:59:31 <Avatar> because it seems like I can't go back now
20:59:38 <Mekkis> yeah, just change the alias you're using
21:00:59 <Avatar> yeah it's not letting me
21:04:16 <Avatar> it defaults to trying to use my real name instead
21:04:16 <mortswishytail> Really singapore?
21:04:16 <mortswishytail> oooh!
21:04:44 <Mekkis> !find nephem
21:04:45 <dicebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=562
21:05:09 <***> Buffer Playback...
21:05:10 <***> Playback Complete.
21:05:31 <Mekkis> Avatar, have you been made a VL without telling me :'(
21:06:17 <Avatar> not that i'm aware of
21:06:22 <Avatar> is there something I should know about
21:06:52 <Mekkis> VLs and VCs can't use aliases
21:07:03 <Avatar> I can
21:07:09 <Avatar> but only my real name and that unicode one you gave me
21:08:27 <mortswishytail> Sg
21:08:55 <Mekkis> I don't know...
21:09:02 <Mekkis> you might want to post on sire support
21:10:07 <Avatar> what do you guys think about gunslingers rolling a crit
21:10:10 <Avatar> and then rolling a misfire on the confirmation
21:10:18 <Avatar> is that a misfire or a regular hit
21:10:28 <Mekkis> regular hit
21:10:43 <Mekkis> mortswishytail, you should email Richard Loh if you haven't already
21:10:48 <Avatar> I'm quite surprised there is such a big argument that people think it's a misfire
21:10:57 <Avatar> just because "it's an attack roll"
21:11:03 <mortswishytail> I guess
21:11:14 <mortswishytail> But I'm shy and have no sheets
21:11:22 <mortswishytail> I don't even have paper sheets
21:11:30 <Mekkis> you really should do something about that
21:11:35 <Mekkis> you have SOME paper sheets !
21:11:46 <Mekkis> at least three!
21:12:00 <mortswishytail> No. I'm just a shy mur.
21:12:10 <mortswishytail> Ill have to be in a room full of people
21:12:17 <mortswishytail> I'm scawed
21:12:25 <Avatar> mort I'm shy
21:12:30 <Mekkis> yeah
21:12:41 <Mekkis> I needed to drag Avatar kicking and screaming to the first con he went to
21:12:43 <mortswishytail> :(
21:12:50 <mortswishytail> Really?
21:12:54 <Avatar> did you
21:12:57 <Mekkis> don't make me fly over to Singapore and do the same to you
21:13:00 <mortswishytail> Uh i have a book issue too
21:13:03 <mortswishytail> Please do
21:13:06 <Mekkis> well... not kicking and screaming...
21:13:08 <Avatar> lollllll book issue
21:13:33 <Mekkis> should have thought about that before taking so many options :S
21:13:46 * mortswishytail is now planning on how to bull rush mekkis into the pool
21:14:02 <mortswishytail> Not going to the con probably
21:14:10 <Mekkis> when is it?
21:14:11 <mortswishytail> I bet registeration is full :(
21:14:21 <mortswishytail> I dunno.
21:14:31 <mortswishytail> I'm too shy to get out of the house
21:14:50 <Avatar> mort the thing is
21:15:00 <Avatar> you're right there are all sorts of reasons not to go
21:15:12 <Avatar> but if you do go, you will really enjoy it, guaranteed
21:16:07 <Mekkis> hmmm
21:16:14 <mortswishytail> Easter
21:16:19 <mortswishytail> Eyes of the ten
21:16:23 <mortswishytail> What level to play
21:16:42 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/events/v5748mkg0aary
21:16:51 <mortswishytail> Mort is only 10
21:16:52 <GreenGuy33> the reson i have so much wisdom bonus is the Aasmir race stuff and i went priority Cha, int, then wisdom on my atribute buys.
21:17:19 <Mekkis> that's a horrible reason, GreenGuy33!
21:17:43 <mortswishytail> pathfindersocietyaustralia.org/asia/singapore/singcon/
21:18:26 <Avatar> GreenGuy33: the PFS guide makes a big mistake into tricking you that your race is more important than your class
21:18:34 <Mekkis> mortswishytail, it's about 70 minutes by public transport to your place
21:18:35 <mortswishytail> Played almost all of it already
21:18:38 <Avatar> that is completely wrong, your class is everything, your race is next to nothing
21:18:39 <mortswishytail> I think its online
21:18:50 <Avatar> do step 2 first, pick your class
21:18:56 <Avatar> then do step 1, pick your abilities and race
21:19:13 * mortswishytail squeals
21:19:20 <Mekkis> or 24 minutes drive
21:19:25 <mortswishytail> Shoot. Friend getting married
21:19:29 <mortswishytail> On 30th
21:19:32 <mortswishytail> March
21:19:40 <mortswishytail> Party on 29th march
21:19:43 <Mekkis> HEY
21:19:51 <Mekkis> it's happening NOW!
21:19:54 <Mekkis> get over there!
21:19:57 <mortswishytail> I am not skipping my friends wedding
21:20:34 <Mekkis> 12 Mar 2013 - Among the Living Tier 1-7
21:20:34 <Mekkis> - The Hydra's Fang Incident (1-5)
21:20:45 <mortswishytail> What?
21:20:50 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/events/v5748mkg0aary
21:20:50 <mortswishytail> Mekkis what!
21:21:02 <Mekkis> 2 Soon Wing Road
21:21:14 <mortswishytail> Oh gamers garage
21:21:17 <mortswishytail> I know where it is
21:21:30 <mortswishytail> Should i?
21:21:34 <GreenGuy33> I only took Aasmir cause it fit my background. i hadnt even looked at the race bonus's yet.
21:21:44 <Mekkis> of course!
21:22:04 <mortswishytail> Too late
21:22:10 <mortswishytail> I said i would be back for dinner
21:22:13 <Avatar> aasimar is fine
21:22:17 <Mekkis> at least introduce yourself to them
21:22:22 <mortswishytail> Why mekkis why!
21:22:27 <mortswishytail> They know me
21:22:31 <Avatar> but you don't want your ability points to support being an aasimar
21:22:32 <Mekkis> ah
21:22:35 <Avatar> you want them to support being a summoner
21:22:44 <Mekkis> meh
21:22:51 <Mekkis> summoners honestly don't care about stats
21:23:03 <Avatar> what are your summoner's stats
21:23:10 <Mekkis> before racial mods?
21:23:17 <Mekkis> 15 14 12 12 12 12
21:23:26 <mortswishytail> 12 march is yesterday?
21:23:33 <Mekkis> 12 march is today
21:23:37 <Avatar> wow
21:23:42 <mortswishytail> Oh fk
21:23:42 <Avatar> remind me to kill itzamna off
21:23:45 <mortswishytail> Its now
21:23:45 <mortswishytail> :(
21:23:52 * mortswishytail wails loudly
21:23:54 <Mekkis> after racial mods: 10 str, 14 dex, 14 con, 12 int, 12 wis, 17 cha
21:24:08 <GreenGuy33> summmoners look like they basicly only care about charisma the rest is just "im charming as all hell.. oh and im wise too i guess."
21:24:20 <Avatar> summoners don't need ability scores, but you have a 17 cha
21:24:22 <Mekkis> GreenGuy33, summoners don't actually care about charisma that much
21:24:34 <Avatar> isn't that their primary stat
21:24:40 <Mekkis> most of their spells don't have saves
21:24:46 <GreenGuy33> its theie spellcasting stat
21:24:48 <Mekkis> so it's not really important
21:24:54 <Avatar> come off it mekkis
21:24:56 <mortswishytail> Argh :(
21:25:03 <Mekkis> GreenGuy33, yeah. Make sure that it's at least 16 by the time you hit level 15
21:25:03 <mortswishytail> Nooooo
21:25:09 <mortswishytail> :(
21:25:16 * mortswishytail wails
21:25:31 <GreenGuy33> my cha is 18
21:25:32 <mortswishytail> Why couldn't i have known yesterday
21:26:00 <Mekkis> too busy complaining about how there is no PFS in Singapore to check to see if there's PFS in Singapore?
21:26:29 <mortswishytail> No
21:26:46 <mortswishytail> Forget it. Life is like that
21:26:51 <mortswishytail> I never get the good things
21:27:01 <Mekkis> GreenGuy33, if you want advise on stats, make sure that your con is at least 14.
21:27:05 <mortswishytail> And today is the stuff that i haven't played
21:27:10 <mortswishytail> The rest i have
21:27:20 <Mekkis> you've played To Scale the Dragon?
21:27:41 <mortswishytail> Not yet
21:27:46 <mortswishytail> But mostly i played already
21:28:03 <mortswishytail> Ok i need to print out my character sheets?
21:28:11 <mortswishytail> Oh what a headache
21:28:22 <Mekkis> mortswishytail, well, they're not going to schedule stuff you haven't played unless you turn up and say, "Look, I've played all of this"
21:28:24 <mortswishytail> Can i bring my laptop?
21:28:48 * mortswishytail sulks at mekkis and claws him
21:28:55 <Mekkis> mortswishytail, generally: but it's still required to bring paper chronicle sheets and it's very polite to bring paper character sheets
21:29:09 <Mekkis> OW
21:29:13 <mortswishytail> Ill ask the guy in charge
21:29:31 * Mekkis throws 250gp worth of diamonds away. NOW feel free to claw me.
21:29:36 * mortswishytail is now a mope because she missed pfs tonight.
21:29:48 * mortswishytail sulks in a corner
21:30:11 <mortswishytail> Mekkis :(
21:30:13 <GreenGuy33> i know i -should- take con 12 to 14 but litteraly every D&D caster ive ever played that was point buy and went that high con, i ended up dieing so fast.
21:30:14 <mortswishytail> Why
21:30:15 <mortswishytail> Why
21:30:22 <mortswishytail> Why
21:30:38 <Mekkis> GreenGuy33, summoner is Very different to any other D&D caster
21:30:41 <mortswishytail> Why didn't i find out earlier
21:30:54 * mortswishytail claws mekkis again
21:30:54 <Mekkis> hey, I didn't find out until today
21:31:05 <Mekkis> tell me about your claws, mortswishytail...
21:31:08 <mortswishytail> Fk off you're not the one not playing.
21:31:12 <mortswishytail> They are magical
21:31:16 <Mekkis> oh
21:31:21 <Mekkis> that's fine
21:31:25 <mortswishytail> 1d3+1 damage
21:31:30 <Mekkis> my DR will hold out for long enough
21:31:35 <mortswishytail> Lol
21:31:46 <mortswishytail> Morts don't have high strength
21:31:52 <mortswishytail> Again I'm sneezing today
21:31:58 <mortswishytail> I wouldn't be good company
21:32:10 * mortswishytail sobs at a mekkis
21:32:35 <mortswishytail> I'm just a smallmur
21:32:41 <mortswishytail> Why me :(
21:34:14 <Mekkis> ok
21:34:21 <Mekkis> there's another session on Friday
21:34:33 <Mekkis> they're running stuff you haven't played
21:34:44 <mortswishytail> Where where!
21:34:46 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/events/v5748mkg0abr4
21:35:42 <Mekkis> Also, on sat 23rd: http://paizo.com/events/v5748mkg0aboq
21:36:44 <Steven> ya know i still havent recieved the chronical sheets for first steps from kapow.
21:36:49 <mortswishytail> Hm
21:36:54 <mortswishytail> Friday is easier for me actually
21:37:02 <Avatar> there's a whistle you can buy that only gnomes can hear
21:37:07 <Avatar> for 1gp !
21:37:09 <mortswishytail> Just say gone partying out late
21:37:09 <Mekkis> yeah
21:37:12 <Mekkis> it's great
21:37:19 <Avatar> I am going to buy one of those and blow it continuously when I play with grolschmir
21:37:39 <mortswishytail> Good idea. I better prepare aeryl and kalara. First ask if got room
21:37:56 <mortswishytail> Xyn is over leveled for 1-5s
21:38:19 <mortswishytail> I feel better now
21:38:27 <mortswishytail> Time to go. Dinner?g
21:39:00 <Brunius-> I'm fairly sure I have, Mekkis
21:39:02 <Brunius-> Why?
21:39:02 <Mekkis> ok
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21:39:16 <Mekkis> so I could fly out on Thursday, and get back on Saturday...
21:39:19 <Mekkis> just preparing your training with Thorn
21:40:10 <Mekkis> Great idea Avatar
21:40:12 <Brunius-> I'm thinking of a re flavoured sound burst, if that's okay
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21:40:26 <Mekkis> screams of the damned?
21:40:31 <Mekkis> !spell sound burst
21:40:32 <diebot> Mekkis, SOUND BURST evocation ([sonic]) bard 2, cleric 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Comp: V, S, F/DF (a musical instrument) Duration: instantaneous Save: Fortitude partial SR:yes
21:40:33 <diebot> You blast an area with a tremendous cacophony. Every creature in the area takes 1d8 points of sonic damage and must succeed on a Fortitude save to avoid being stunned for 1 round. Creatures that cannot hear are not stunned but are still damaged.
21:40:43 <Mekkis> I'll show you just how accurate Grolschmir is at sundering a whistle from 160' away with a lance
21:41:05 <Mekkis> (hint: you'd better hope he's accurate... that momentum has to end up SOMEWHERE)
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21:56:14 <GreenGuy33> !roll 1d20
21:56:14 <dicebot> GreenGuy33, 1d20: [1d20=2] 2
21:56:33 <GreenGuy33> lol i hate my dice..
21:57:17 <GreenGuy33> ive yet to break single digets on that d20 in here.
21:59:20 <GreenGuy33> !roll 1d20
21:59:21 <dicebot> GreenGuy33, 1d20: [1d20=9] 9
21:59:26 <GreenGuy33> see?
21:59:51 <Steven> so whats everyone doin tonight
22:00:12 <Mekkis> don't use !roll
22:00:13 <GreenGuy33> when im in game i want somone else to roll for me...
22:00:14 <Mekkis> use !throw
22:00:43 <GreenGuy33> !throw 1d20
22:00:43 <diebot> GreenGuy33, 1d20: [1d20=3] 3
22:00:52 <GreenGuy33> nope
22:00:58 <GreenGuy33> lol
22:00:58 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
22:01:00 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=2] 2
22:01:02 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
22:01:03 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
22:01:05 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
22:01:06 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=7] 7
22:01:07 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
22:01:08 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
22:01:12 <Mekkis> there we are
22:01:32 <Mekkis> ummm... no real plans. I probably will WotW someone - likely Brunius
22:01:54 <Mekkis> yourself?
22:03:33 <GreenGuy33> !throw 1d20
22:03:34 <diebot> GreenGuy33, 1d20: [1d20=7] 7
22:03:37 <GreenGuy33> !throw 1d20
22:03:37 <diebot> GreenGuy33, 1d20: [1d20=9] 9
22:03:40 <GreenGuy33> !throw 1d20
22:03:40 <diebot> GreenGuy33, 1d20: [1d20=16] 16
22:03:47 <GreenGuy33> theres one.
22:03:53 <Mekkis> !throw 20#1d20
22:03:54 <diebot> Mekkis, 20#1d20: [1d20=16] 16, [1d20=3] 3, [1d20=12] 12, [1d20=1] 1, [1d20=10] 10, [1d20=5] 5, [1d20=15] 15, [1d20=4] 4, [1d20=4] 4, [1d20=11] 11, [1d20=3] 3, [1d20=3] 3, [1d20=20] 20, [1d20=12] 12, [1d20=11] 11, [1d20=18] 18, [1d20=15] 15, [1d20=10] 10, [1d20=8] 8, [1d20=14] 14
22:04:06 <Steven> oh you know... kickin ass takin names.
22:04:09 <Mekkis> ten rolls > 10
22:04:22 <Mekkis> whose donkey, and whose names?
22:04:26 <Steven> not really... im being bored tonight.
22:04:27 <GreenGuy33> !throw 10d20
22:04:28 <diebot> GreenGuy33, 10d20: [10d20=18,10,18,8,7,10,10,10,19,2] 112
22:04:34 <Mekkis> run something :)
22:04:35 <Steven> I am actually auditing a character.
22:04:40 <Mekkis> whose?
22:04:49 <Mekkis> that's above average
22:05:06 <GreenGuy33> yeah thats more like it
22:05:35 <Steven> my own character... Figured i should get better at it. We are going to begin doing it down at the shop.
22:05:42 <Proxy> Hello, hello.
22:05:43 <Mekkis> auditing?
22:05:47 <Mekkis> hey Proxy
22:05:50 <Steven> Sup sup proxy
22:05:51 <Mekkis> squid3?
22:06:01 <Steven> yeah, auditing at the shop.
22:06:18 <Steven> we have been threatening to start doing it for some time. Now its time to actually do it.
22:06:22 <Proxy> How have you all been?
22:06:37 <Mekkis> you *threaten* that sort of thing?
22:06:43 <Mekkis> alright Proxy: yourself?
22:06:50 <Hydrazine> G'day.
22:07:25 <Steven> oh all the time, we also threaten anal raping and pillaging of the store owners cash drawr.
22:08:20 <Kzar> that poor cash drawer
22:08:33 <Proxy> Oh dear...
22:08:34 <Steven> for sure!
22:10:02 <Steven> but only walter and i have talked to each other about how we should start up auditing and we mentioned how we might be starting it up at the shop. then we always forget about it.
22:10:25 <Steven> Now it appears as if we are actually going to actively audit.
22:11:05 <Proxy> Audit? -is dumb-
22:11:31 <Mekkis> hmmm
22:12:18 <Steven> You get a persons character sheet and chronicle sheets and double check their math, feat selections, trait selections, purchases and whatever else peaks your interest.
22:12:38 <Steven> then assist them in correcting any inconsistances you find.
22:14:07 <Steven> some shops/groups Audit more than others, our lodge has been going for right around a year and a half now and this wednesday will be the first audit we have ever done.
22:14:53 <Proxy> Oh, okay. That sounds really good. I have been studying lot, so I think Ive finally got it xD
22:14:59 <Proxy> Still gotta finish my guys though :P
22:15:53 <Steven> best get on that shit yo!
22:16:19 <Steven> alright time to print out the Chronicle sheets i have. since kapow never sent me the first steps ones.
22:18:08 <Steven> burb!
22:18:39 <Proxy> Sorry for the stupid question, but what does the "LA" in "Race and LA" stand for on the character sheet? :P
22:19:41 <Mekkis> it's a 3.5 thing
22:19:55 <Mekkis> it stands for level adjustment, but it never worked. Just put race in there
22:20:42 <Proxy> Okay, cool. Thought it wouldnt apply, but it would bug me if I didn't know xD
22:22:42 <Proxy> Oh, another thing is, how useful is knowledge in general in PFS? Cause I wanted to make a really knowledgeable guy, but I wouldnt want him to be pointless, you know?
22:22:55 <Mekkis> generally, very useful
22:23:21 <Mekkis> I'd suggest arcana, religion, dungeoneering, local, nature, engineering, nobility in that order
22:23:25 <Proxy> Oh, another thing is, how useful is knowledge in general in PFS? Cause I wanted to make a really knowledgeable guy, but I wouldnt want him to be pointless, you know?
22:23:27 <Mekkis> umm
22:23:37 <Mekkis> put planes after arcana, but before religion
22:23:38 <Proxy> xD
22:24:08 <Mekkis> if you've ever asked "what the hell am I fighting here", that's what a knowledge check will tell you
22:24:09 <Proxy> Hm... alright. I do not know how I double posted btw, I apologize
22:24:30 <Mekkis> you pressed the up arrow
22:24:31 <Proxy> Heh, well knowing is half the battle.
22:24:36 <Proxy> And oh xD
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22:32:27 * Mort- cries
22:32:54 * Mekkis consoles Mort-
22:33:38 <Mort-> I'm sitting at home sniffing
22:33:54 <Mort-> When i could have been pfsing :(
22:34:17 * Mort- is a sad little mur.
22:34:22 <Mort-> And I'm shy too.
22:34:59 <Mort-> I'm scared of strangers
22:35:14 <Mekkis> that's not going to improve unless you take the plundge
22:35:17 <Mekkis> plunge*
22:35:37 <Mekkis> my social skills were abysmal until I tentatively started playing PFS back in 2009
22:35:49 <Mort-> They will burn me at stake because they think i am a lemure
22:35:56 <Mekkis> you told them
22:35:57 <Mekkis> ?
22:35:59 <Mort-> They don't see the fuzzy underneath
22:36:04 <Mort-> No
22:36:09 <Mort-> I'm a lemur.
22:36:20 <Mort-> But people always mistake me with the e
22:36:25 * Mort- wails again
22:38:22 <Mekkis> maybe you shouldn't tell them that you're a lemur, and let your inner lemurishness prove it.
22:38:51 <Mort-> :(
22:39:08 <Mort-> Everyone just burns me at stake the moment they see me
22:39:17 <Mekkis> not always!
22:39:26 <Mekkis> some people use you as a base for a fondue!
22:40:40 <Proxy> Anyways, how are you all?
22:40:53 <GreenGuy33> whats a Mur btw?
22:41:15 <Mekkis> a lemur is a small furry mammal native to Madagascar
22:41:38 <Mekkis> a lemure is a small, gluttonous demon native to the abyss
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22:42:09 <GreenGuy33> oh i thought Mur was a optional race or something. i didnt realize mur was short for lemur
22:42:10 <Mort-> I'm a furry mammal native to magadascar
22:42:36 <Mort-> Lemur
22:43:13 <GreenGuy33> !me feeds the Mur some fruit
22:43:39 <GreenGuy33> lol im still not use to IRC chat.
22:44:22 <GreenGuy33> mostly been in Java chats and html chats.
22:44:31 <Mekkis> you'll get the hang of it. IRC is the Real Thing...
22:44:33 <Mort-> "/me
22:44:43 <Mekkis> Java/html are just horrible hacks
22:44:43 <Mort-> And i prefer chocolate chip cookies
22:44:50 <Mort-> But I'm a small mur.
22:45:08 <Mort-> Harmless. And fuzzy
22:45:32 <GreenGuy33> i dont have any cookies. i cant afford them.
22:46:07 <Steven> alrighty back. printed off all the my chronicle sheets
22:46:28 <Proxy> Hm... So what's this for?
22:47:27 <GreenGuy33> if i were a animal id probly be a cat
22:47:50 <Steven> im auditing my character, figured i'd print off my sheets and stick them all together.
22:48:00 <GreenGuy33> i have a lot of their personality traits
22:48:29 <Mort-> Mekkis i don't mind actually
22:48:30 <GreenGuy33> like i dont deal well with changes to my environment or diet.
22:48:35 <Proxy> Ahh, cool, heheh
22:48:41 <Mort-> But i am laggy shit
22:48:47 <Mort-> And i don't have hosting powers
22:48:48 <Mort-> Atm
22:48:53 <Mekkis> so one?
22:48:56 <Mort-> I need to quick study
22:49:08 <Mort-> I could use the xps
22:49:21 <Mort-> And i don't have voice properly
22:49:30 Mekkis gives voice to Mort-
22:49:31 <Mort-> Don't think id get the immersion thing well
22:49:33 <Mekkis> now you do
22:49:41 <Mort-> I can't speak
22:49:46 <Mort-> Much during games
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22:50:00 <Mort-> Because my family will think I'm a lunatic
22:50:01 <Mekkis> Mort-, I'm still horrible at it. But it only improves with practise...
22:50:21 <Mort-> My family thinks i am a lunatic
22:50:54 <Mekkis> tell them that you're doing a correspondence acting course
22:51:19 <Mekkis> also: try running CA with the "use web server" option checked. It might work
22:51:26 <Steven> yup, verifying my gold, as im sure ive messed it up along the way.
22:52:34 <Mort-> Dunno
22:52:44 <Mort-> Busy signing up for pfs on cell :d
22:53:45 <Mekkis> you should make consolidated sheets :)
22:54:01 * Mort- chases butterflies
22:54:16 <Mort-> I need to get to a net cafe
22:54:22 <Mort-> Hope i don't get kicked out
22:54:54 <Proxy> Heh, idk if youre supposed to share with other than your GM, but I kinda want to post my jerk when Im done with him xD
22:57:11 <Mekkis> why?
22:57:19 <Mekkis> don't you have a home internet connection?
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22:57:52 <Wrothmonk> Hey mekkis, how well would a blade bound magus work in WotW
22:58:07 <Mort-> My parents think I'm nuts
22:59:05 <Mort-> I wonder if its weird sending a complete stranger I'm interested in the game you're running this Friday if you have room. Only played online before so i don't have any written character sheet
22:59:36 <Mekkis> Don't say the "I don't have any written character sheet" bit.
22:59:45 <Mort-> Already sent out.
22:59:48 <Mort-> I don't lie
22:59:54 <Mekkis> you don't need to
22:59:57 <Mort-> I will not lie on this
23:00:05 <Mort-> I rather game from laptop
23:00:10 <Mekkis> surely there's somewhere that will let you take a USB stick and let you print stuff out
23:00:28 <Mort-> No printer at game shop
23:00:33 <Mort-> And its all in note pad
23:00:41 <Mort-> People have fancy herolab sheets
23:00:42 <Mekkis> not at internet cafes?
23:00:46 <Mekkis> failing that, there are these things called pens. I hear they're pretty good at writing stuff down.
23:00:54 <Mort-> I don't fancy copying everything down
23:00:58 <Mort-> I really don't
23:01:03 <Mekkis> it's not that hard.
23:01:09 <Mort-> Do you know how many scrolls i have?
23:01:14 <Mort-> Clearly not.
23:01:25 <Mekkis> thirty
23:01:45 <Mort-> Around there on a good day
23:01:50 <Mekkis> actually
23:01:54 <Mekkis> you only have one left
23:01:55 <Mort-> Maybe more on a bad one
23:02:01 <Mekkis> the rest are disjunctioned!
23:02:29 <Mort-> Oh shit
23:02:44 <Mort-> I lost all my sheets when my comp had to be reformated
23:02:57 <Mekkis> no problem
23:03:07 <Mekkis> email your VC and ask him what to do
23:03:17 <Mort-> You serious?
23:03:19 <Mekkis> yes
23:03:22 <Mort-> But it really happened
23:03:27 <Mekkis> that's fine
23:03:40 <Mekkis> he'll just give you them
23:03:57 <Mekkis> hell, my VC lost all of his chronicle sheets!
23:04:07 <Mekkis> before he was a VC
23:04:39 <Mekkis> so Darkwhite had to send about fifteen sheets up from Melbourne to Brisbane'
23:04:46 <Mort-> Lol
23:04:54 <Mort-> It was a technical failure
23:04:55 <Mekkis> (he used me as a courier service)
23:04:59 <Mekkis> that's fine
23:05:06 <Mekkis> just learn to backup in the future
23:05:19 <Mekkis> do you know what tier you played at for each session?
23:05:54 <Mort-> Of course
23:06:17 <Mekkis> plus, you should be sending him an email and introduce yourself to him.
23:06:22 <Mort-> Why
23:06:26 <Mort-> I'm shy
23:06:33 <Mort-> He's going to burn me at stake
23:06:36 <Mekkis> why?
23:06:56 <Mort-> Because everyone i meet thinks i am a lemure
23:07:14 <Mekkis> Now: I have ten of your chronicle sheets here. Do you want me to print, sign and mail them out to you?
23:07:49 <Mort-> Just email over i guess on skype
23:08:10 <Mekkis> then you'll just lose them again when you format
23:08:12 <Mort-> I'm a confused mur.
23:08:14 <Hydrazine> Posting up character sheets isn't a big deal, Proxy. Its one of the common ways newer folk go about making sure they aren't completely messed up.
23:08:21 <Mekkis> deadtree doesn't die when formatted!
23:08:30 <Mort-> Send to gmail!
23:08:44 <Mort-> I never delete my mails!
23:08:46 <Wrothmonk> I do it since I prefer their sheets to hero lab.
23:08:47 <Mekkis> but you can't send chocolate chip cookies via gmail!
23:08:49 <Wrothmonk> :P
23:08:54 <Mort-> Its ok
23:08:57 <Mort-> Ill live with it
23:09:13 <Mort-> Ok must i speak to my vc,g
23:09:30 <Proxy> Haha, that sounds good
23:11:32 <Mort-> :(
23:12:23 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, to be honest, I don't know
23:12:36 <Proxy> There is the wording on one thing that always confused me though >.> Never been able to figure it out
23:13:36 <Proxy> When it says " Add one spell known from the [ ] spell list. This spell must be at least one level below the highest spell level you can cast."
23:13:57 <Hydrazine> Where is that from, Proxy?
23:14:09 <Hydrazine> What rule or ability? Feat?
23:14:17 <Proxy> Favored class alternative for humans
23:14:22 <Proxy> For the bard class
23:15:08 <Proxy> What I am trying to figrure out, does it mean the highest you are capable of casting, (lets say you are a bard with 16 charisma, so you could cast 6th level spells)?
23:15:24 <Mekkis> it's based on your level
23:15:28 <Proxy> Or does it mean the highest you literally can cast at your current level, with spells per day. (Im level one, so I only have level 1 spells)
23:15:35 <Mekkis> the latter
23:15:44 <Proxy> So then, I get an extra cantrip? xD Whoo...
23:16:06 <Proxy> Think Ill go for a skill point instead, thanks xD
23:16:39 <Wrothmonk> sorry, colloquy crash… again.
23:16:41 <Hydrazine> Yeah. Things like that aren't always worth it. But it could be, later.
23:16:45 <Wrothmonk> crashed*
23:17:08 <Proxy> I think it would be, if you could exchange it at a higher level, but I dont think you can...
23:17:14 <Proxy> My guys a skillmonkey anyways. xP
23:17:17 <Wrothmonk> So what did you say about magus?
23:19:48 <Mort-> Wow the sg scene is really lacking clerics
23:23:01 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, to be honest, I don't know
23:23:18 <Mekkis> how do you know?
23:23:55 <Wrothmonk> well I think I'll give it a shot… I just need to figure out a name.
23:24:25 <Mekkis> wow
23:24:30 <Mekkis> singapore ebay is crap
23:24:37 <Mort-> I just checked their sign up
23:24:47 <Mort-> I really need to get aeryl down there
23:26:18 <Mekkis> because it's really hard to add new characters
23:26:24 <Mekkis> how much is 1 SGD worth in AUD?
23:27:29 <Mekkis> Ah
23:27:48 <Mekkis> cheapest printer I can find. Guess how much, Mort-?
23:28:01 <Mort-> Dunno
23:28:45 <Mekkis> S$45
23:28:55 <Mort-> I'm confused
23:29:06 <Mekkis> by what?
23:29:15 <Mort-> What to do
23:29:20 <Mort-> For pfs in sing
23:30:07 <Mekkis> turn up
23:30:09 <Mekkis> say hi
23:30:14 <Mekkis> sit down and play
23:30:24 <Mekkis> consider signing up first
23:30:30 * Mort- is shy
23:31:04 <Mekkis> sorry, I can't afford the round trip to go to singapore and play. $AU800 is pushing it
23:32:01 <Mekkis> FYI: to get a printer, here's the ebay search I used:
23:32:04 <Mekkis> http://www.ebay.com.sg/sch/Printers-Scanners-/171961/i.html?LH_BIN=1&LH_PrefLoc=1&_nkw=-INK%20-refill%20-refilling%20printer%20-toner%20-power%20-parts%20-SIMM%20-ribbon%20-ribbons%20-GEAR%20-stacker%20-support%20-DIMM%20-cover%20-ribbon%20-cleaning%20-roller%20-holder%20-cleaner%20-reset%20-motor%20-adaptor%20-PCB%20-lead%20-speaker%20-fan%20-compatible%20-paper%20-guide%20-cartridge%20-cable%20-duct%20-battery%20-assembly%20-printhead&rt=nc&LH_ItemCon
23:32:04 <Mekkis> dition=1000&_fln=1&_sop=2&_ssov=1&_stpos=&_trksid=p3286.c0.m282&gbr=1
23:32:21 <Mekkis> and yes, it does need to be that long
23:33:37 <Mekkis> cheapest laser is S$68
23:36:19 <Mort-> Messaged my vc
23:37:58 <Mort-> Lets hope i dont get bit. Since he is running something now i bet that he won't reply till midnight
23:38:54 <Mekkis> it'll be fine
23:39:06 <Mekkis> he wouldn't be VC if he didn't know how to talk to people
23:39:09 <Proxy> Ugh, I hate naming people xD
23:39:34 * Mort- quivers and shakes
23:40:16 <Mekkis> remember: Brock makes VCs when he sees how well they communicate and step up to organise PFS for a region.
23:40:33 <Mekkis> VCs make VLs when they need people to help them on their rules knowledge
23:40:52 <Mekkis> (so your VC will not be Steven-like)
23:40:53 <Mort-> But everyone burns lemures at stake
23:41:00 <Mort-> They say its for the greater good
23:41:09 * Mort- cries
23:41:48 <Mort-> Check the other channel mekkis please
23:52:46 <Mekkis> !item Staff Of Travel
23:52:47 <diebot> Mekkis, STAFF OF TRAVEL [moderate conjuration] CL:9 none 54400gp, 3lb
23:52:47 <diebot> This staff appears to be nothing more than a finely made walking stick, but closer inspection reveals that it is inlaid with a fine copper tracery that makes up an intricate and incomprehensible arcane map. The staff allows use of the following spells: • Dimension door (1 charge) • Fly (1 charge) • Teleport (2 charges) In addition to these
23:52:47 <diebot> spells, the wielder of the staff of travel receives a +10-foot enhancement bonus to his base speed. Source: Ultimate Equipment
23:53:08 <Mekkis> oh my god
23:53:22 <Mekkis> I think I've just added another staff to the list of Staffs I need to get