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01:13 <Mekkis> !item Staff of abjuration
01:14 <diebot> Mekkis, STAFF OF ABJURATION [strong abjuration] CL:13 none 82000gp, 5lb
01:15 <diebot> Usually carved from the heartwood of an ancient oak, ash, sequoia, or other large tree, this staff allows use of the following spells: • Dispel magic (1 charge) • Resist energy (1 charge) • Shield (1 charge) • Dismissal (2 charges) • Lesser globe of invulnerability (2 charges) • Repulsion (3 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
53:54 <Mekkis> hey Brunius-: Bairaq's sheet's a bit out of date. Also, you should spend some of your cash to make his weapon a +3
55:41 <Mekkis> I've worked out how Australia lowers the unemployment rate
56:50 <Mort-> Am i the worst cheese monkey here?
57:12 <Brunius-> Employs government servants?
57:19 <Mekkis> yes and no. You don't seem to think it's a bad thing.
57:53 <Mekkis> Brunius-, nope. When the centrelink wait time is longer than the average cordless phone battery life, it's easier to apply for jobs than centrelink...
58:00 <Mort-> How can you get yes and know
58:08 <Brunius-> Ha
58:25 <Mort-> Yes and no for an answer
58:38 <Mort-> I am confused about cheese today
58:43 <Mort-> Is it bad to cheese,g
58:53 <Brunius-> There's no real way to lower unemployment any further
58:53 <Mekkis> some people cheese more than you. Noone cheeses more than you and thinks that doing so is a good thing.
58:59 <Hydrazine> I think you also make a bigger deal of it than anyone else.
59:12 <Mekkis> me, or Mort-?
59:46 <Mort-> I make a big deal about it because I'm sensitive
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12:50 * Steven waves lazily
16:33 <Mort-> Bed
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29:29 <Mekkis> hmm
29:38 <Mekkis> earth elemental weighs 80lb
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15:32 <Mekkis> !spell magic weapon
15:35 <diebot> Mekkis, MAGIC WEAPON transmutation ([]) cleric 1, paladin 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, inquisitor 1, antipaladin 1, magus 1 1 standard action Range: touch weapon touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless, object) SR:yes (harmless, object)
15:36 <diebot> Magic weapon gives a weapon a +1 enhancement bonus on attack and damage rolls. An enhancement bonus does not stack with a masterwork weapon's +1 bonus on attack rolls. You can't cast this spell on a natural weapon, such as an unarmed strike (instead, see magic fang). A monk's unarmed strike is considered a weapon, and thus it can be enhanced by
15:36 <diebot> this spell.
20:08 <Steven> I made breakfast... sausage eggs and potatos
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12:03 <Mekkis> So, you'd say that &power attack is the only feat a melee fighter needs?
13:06 <Mekkis> So, you'd say that &power attack is the only feat a melee fighter needs?
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25:41 <tlotig> Good evening all
25:47 <Wrothmonk> Hello
26:41 <tlotig> how you going
26:48 <Wrothmonk> good.
27:30 <Avatar> are you talking to diebot
27:45 <tlotig> so what are you doing up at this hour
27:53 <Mekkis> yes
28:03 <Avatar> have you finally lost it
28:09 <Brunius> 'finally'
28:10 <Mekkis> no
29:13 <Wrothmonk> Not much
32:25 <tlotig> hah
32:37 <tlotig> am stuck at work
32:38 <Steven> sup sup
32:48 <tlotig> hey steven
39:28 <Mekkis> Should I sell Deceased's &staff of toxins, or would it be better to hang onto it?
39:30 <diebot> STAFF OF TOXINS [moderate varies] CL:9 none 34200gp, 5lb
39:31 <diebot> This length of hemlock-shrouded oak gives off the faintest whiff of rot and corruption. It allows use of the following spells: • Stinking cloud (1 charge) • Cloudkill (2 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
39:50 <Avatar> why would you sell it
39:51 <tlotig> any of you going to sydney for easter?
40:11 <Mekkis> to get the cash to buy a &staff of abjuration, of course
40:12 <diebot> STAFF OF ABJURATION [strong abjuration] CL:13 none 82000gp, 5lb
40:13 <diebot> Usually carved from the heartwood of an ancient oak, ash, sequoia, or other large tree, this staff allows use of the following spells: • Dispel magic (1 charge) • Resist energy (1 charge) • Shield (1 charge) • Dismissal (2 charges) • Lesser globe of invulnerability (2 charges) • Repulsion (3 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
42:37 <Brunius> What should nephem's level three feat be? I was thinking of one of the &metamagic, feats, or maybe extra traits
43:39 <Mekkis> extra channelling
43:57 <Brunius> I really shouldn't have foible'd charisma
07:44 <Steven> nope.
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24:18 <Steven> oh my god its only 1230... for fucks sakes... its so boring when im not being bothered to do a ton of things for my dad.
24:24 <Steven> how do people deal with so much free time?
27:49 <Karl> drugs
29:37 <Karl> I don't know really, videogames is probably a better option
29:49 <Karl> or finding more hobbies :P
30:03 <Wrothmonk> I'm just derping around in KSP
30:38 <Wrothmonk> its really fun, explosions, spy satellites, and mining.
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47:35 <Steven> i decided arguing on the paizo forums was better.
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59:41 <Gelith_> Evenin/morning gents
04:24 <Wrothmonk> hello
06:26 <Gelith_> How's it going Wrothmonk
06:32 <Wrothmonk> Good
06:56 <Wrothmonk> trying to figure out a race for an evil magus so I can come up with a name a little easier.
07:02 * Mort- tail unfurls
08:43 <Wrothmonk> what races are allowed for WotW?
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12:48 <Gelith_> The AP?
13:17 <Wrothmonk> AP?
13:30 <Steven> wroth we could super duper use a Tanky Melee guy.
14:10 <Gelith_> Adventure Path
14:18 <Steven> no joke... we have enough debuffers and blasters.
14:59 <Gelith_> Two hand bar/war :-p
15:02 <Wrothmonk> I was planning on making him a dex based magus.
15:17 <Wrothmonk> but I could probably do better than that. I'll look at anti-pally
19:31 <Steven> meh... do someting interesting wroth.
19:48 <Steven> set up a character thats going to go prestige class.
21:27 <Steven> rock a hellknight dude!
21:35 <Steven> perfect campaign for it!
21:41 <Gelith_> Hey Wrothmonk are you planning on using CA for Tide?
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22:26 <Wrothmonk> Yeah since everyone has it, I do prefer map tools but I don't really know how to use it and I don't want to wait for everyone to download it.
23:02 <Steven> wroth, do an Anti Paladin/Hellknight
23:29 <Wrothmonk> I'm not so sure, where would I get hell knight armor? or slay a devil?
26:22 <Steven> You could make the armor
26:40 <Steven> and im sure mekkis would find some way for you to fight a devil.
27:01 <Steven> after all there is only one high priest of asmodeous left in the country... and we are working for him.
27:59 <MekkisScreen> !item terrap sap
28:01 <diebot> MekkisScreen, VERNAL KEY [strong transmutation] CL:20 none 0gp, 5lb
28:02 <diebot> The Vernal Key consists of three lattice orbs, one inside the other, all carved from a single piece of blue mineral. The key was created to unlock a jarl's prison, but as a side effect it also protects the region around it from the ravages of winter. Within a 5-mile radius of the Vernal Key, otherwise cold weather (below 40&#176; F) becomes
28:02 <diebot> moderate, while severe cold (below 0&#176; F) becomes only cold. A mild wind demarcates the edge of this effect. The key must remain stationary (unattended) to produce this effect; it takes 24 hours for the artifact to attune itself to its locale. The key only ameliorates natural weather; it has no effect on magically created effects or extraplanar
28:02 <diebot> environments. Source: Artifacts & Legends
30:24 <MekkisScreen> !spell liberating command
30:25 <diebot> MekkisScreen, LIBERATING COMMAND transmutation ([]) bard 1, cleric 1, druid 1, paladin 1, ranger 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 immediate action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
30:25 <diebot> If the target is bound, grappled, or otherwise restrained, he may make an Escape Artist check to escape as an immediate action. He gains a competence bonus on this check equal to twice your caster level (maximum +20). This spell has no effect if the target could not get free by using the Escape Artist skill (for example, if he were under the
30:25 <diebot> effects of a hold person spell or paralyzed by Strength damage).
31:29 * Mort- squeaks
32:09 <Wrothmonk> Sounds good to me.
32:38 <Brunius-> All ma Asmodeus bling
32:46 <Brunius-> You are jelly
38:09 * Mort- pokes mekkis
41:42 <mortswishytail> Oh dear
48:58 <Ulzef> i am going a diabolist more than likly i should be able to get you a devil
49:15 <Ulzef> i am looking at hell knight signifer as well
52:31 <Ulzef> but still working some stuff with mek for my prestiges
54:24 <Steven> oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh wroth
54:28 <Wrothmonk> what?
54:35 <Steven> go holy vindicator
55:03 <Steven> do a Tanky Cleric/Holy Vindicator.
55:08 <Steven> its fuckin awesome.
56:00 <Steven> hi, i've got an AC of like 40 and my cure spells i cast on myself are empowered.
57:14 <Wrothmonk> ok thats a tad impressive.
58:26 <Ulzef> just stay away from me with all that healing
59:31 <Steven> get versitile channeling and worship a neutral god, then you can channel positive or negative.
00:38 <Wrothmonk> versitile channeling?
01:33 <Wrothmonk> feat?
02:29 <Wrothmonk> hem I'll have to be LN
03:47 <Wrothmonk> wait no, NE
04:20 <Wrothmonk> agh its confusing. which neutral is it referring too?
04:26 <Steven> you would have to be LN to make use of the feat.
04:50 <Steven> Be a merc Cleric.
05:07 <Wrothmonk> merc?
05:19 <Wrothmonk> mercenary? 
05:57 <Steven> yeah
06:11 <Steven> makes it a lot easier to get you into the campaign if you are a merc.
06:41 <Steven> we buy your services... being LN you naturally complete contracts you sign.
06:54 <Wrothmonk> Interesting.
07:17 <Wrothmonk> does that mean I get gold from you guys :P
08:29 <Wrothmonk> I would have to worship a neutral deity correct?
08:58 <Steven> probably an equal share of the wealth we accumulate.
09:08 <Wrothmonk> sounds good to me.
09:08 <Steven> plus a bonus of some kind at the conclusion of the campaign
09:56 <Wrothmonk> I would assume I wouldn't get any convicted traits then correct?
10:38 <Steven> who knows, we would have to ask mekkis.
11:23 <Wrothmonk> next question is, what the hell should I name him/her?
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24:37 <Proxy> Hello all.
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41:52 <Steven> laundry so boring...
47:10 <Wrothmonk> I agree :/
50:20 <Steven> an hour and we finish up that scenario.
51:11 <Steven> also, i have pringles.
51:44 <Steven> i feel like building a character.
52:09 <Steven> Wroth... hit me up with a bad class combo.
53:53 <Wrothmonk> uhm….
55:54 <Wrothmonk> wizard inquisitor
57:37 <Mekkis> rogue monk with vow of poverty
58:30 <Mekkis> ranger / bard / mystic theurge
58:50 <Steven> hey wroth, aparantly mekkis is now wroth...
59:05 <Wrothmonk> Apparently :P
02:28 <Steven> okay got it.
05:37 <Wrothmonk> hrm?
05:59 <Steven> Tiefling Shadowcaster/Witch Hunter
06:36 <Steven> Devil-spawn tiefling
09:23 <Steven> or i guess a regular tiefling would work as well...
11:58 <Steven> wouldnt be functional really until level 6
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47:25 <Steven> so bored...
48:16 <Hydrazine> Have you tried turning it off and on again?
51:23 Proxy ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
52:24 <Hydrazine> G'day Proxy.
53:50 <Proxy> Morning/night/noon n' everything
55:37 <Proxy> How are you all?
55:48 <Wrothmonk> good
56:53 <Steven> im fair to midland
58:30 <Wrothmonk> so are we starting? I can do Skype this time.
58:48 <Proxy> I think I can pretty much whenever :3 
58:52 <Proxy> Im a bit sick though, haha.
00:50 <Steven> typhoid mary up in here!
01:13 <Steven> before mekkis says we are starting, im going to jump in the shower for a quick spritz
02:09 <Proxy> Just know I am sick about every 3 days >.>
02:15 <Mekkis> tell me when you're clean, Steven 
08:42 <Steven> im no longer covered in dirt and sweat mekkis.
09:23 <Mekkis> so, Wrothmonk Proxy: you here?
09:28 <Wrothmonk> yes
09:35 <Proxy> Yup
09:49 <Mekkis> let's continue then
10:02 <Wrothmonk> can you use Skype this time proxy?
10:21 Wrothmonk is now known as Eryne
10:30 <Proxy> If you like.
10:34 <Proxy> Do you all have my name?
10:40 <Steven> anybody in the channel wanna play a kyra?
10:51 Steven is now known as Ronal
10:53 <Eryne> It would make things faster. I can use Skype now as well
11:12 Proxy is now known as Alexander
11:22 <Alexander> My name on skype is advant.vanguard if no one has me yet :3
11:53 <Mekkis> diebot.ti4200.info port 4000 this time
12:17 <Hydrazine> Whats running?
12:41 <Mekkis> #04 Frozen Fingers of Midnight
12:48 <Ronal> Frozen fingers of midnight. 0-04
12:48 <Eryne> image froze out
13:00 <Eryne> loaded then once it got to 100% nothing came up
13:54 <Mekkis> could we get colours again: I remember Ronal is pink
13:59 <Eryne> orange
14:03 <Alexander> Brown
14:13 <Eryne> and can I get cyan for anything summoned?
14:32 <Mekkis> I was using yellow, but your choice
16:25 <Ronal> im combing my beard so im not talking right now.
16:31 <Hydrazine> Good luck guys!
16:31 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/warehouse.png
16:36 <Mekkis> what colour is your beard?
16:36 <Ronal> unless you wanna hear me say shit and fuck every other word
17:21 <Alexander> diebot.ti4200.info
18:23 <Ronal> my beard is mostly brown.
18:34 <Ronal> but has red and blonde in it
18:45 <Alexander> RL or in-game?
18:55 <Ronal> real life.
19:01 <Ronal> check skype you can see it.
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19:52 <Ronal> kyra is following us around.
20:33 <Ronal> cause nobody wants to play her.
22:58 <Alexander> Aw :(
23:05 <Alexander> I could try asking my lady friend, if you want.
28:06 * Ronal is starting to look fidgety...
28:06 * Alexander gets fidgety because he worries about what Ronal will do next.
28:18 <Eryne> What can myra do?
28:22 <Eryne> kyra*
28:31 <Eryne> Skype disconnected for me.
28:49 <Alexander> Ah, thats okay
28:59 <Alexander> It did for me too...
29:30 <Mekkis> !find Kyra
29:31 <dicebot> Mekkis, no results found. Give me a few minutes to update my database.
29:35 <Mekkis> !find Kyra1
29:37 <Ronal> I walk past the guy, stopping to look at the axe.  "Hey nice axe."  Then continue into the bar.
30:11 <dicebot> Mekkis, no results found.
30:22 <Ronal> I have kyra open
30:33 <Ronal> she has bless, clw, shield of faith
30:41 <Ronal> the clw is a domain ability.
30:48 <Ronal> or domain spell rather.
30:52 <Alexander> Oh yeah, I was wondering, would you mind if I brought in a spectator?
31:00 <Mekkis> sure
31:13 <Alexander> Alrighty :3 Im trying toget her into this, but shes still a bit shy
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32:56 <Hydrazine> A wild Fish appears!
33:08 <Fish> Hey
33:13 <Eryne> Fish used splash! splash does absolutely nothing as always.
33:20 <Eryne> :P
33:23 <Fish> :(
33:24 <Alexander> Hi Fish xD
33:30 <Fish> Hello
36:45 <Ronal> I come back out of the bar with a very large mug of ale in my hand.
37:05 <Ronal> I begin drinking it while looking out at the ocean.
37:12 * Ronal feels super satisfied.
38:06 <Ronal> you can also use the Handle Animal Push to make it do other combat tricks.
38:22 <Ronal> well is it an animal?
38:30 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+4 bluff to conceal summons
38:31 <dicebot> Eryne, bluff to conceal summons: [1d20=16] 20
38:34 <Ronal> then handle animal would apply.
38:42 <Eryne> yes it is an animal
39:02 <Mekkis> Ronal, it's a magical beast
39:12 <Eryne> celestial animal
42:02 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+3, 1d4+2
42:03 <dicebot> Eryne, 1d20+3, 1d4+2: [1d20=3,] 12
42:49 <Mekkis> the dog swipes at the warrior
42:58 <Ronal> and the damage for a augmented summoning is +3
43:11 <Mekkis> roll initiative guys
43:17 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
43:17 <diebot> Alexander, initiative: [1d20=17] 19
43:26 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+5 Ronal; 1d20 Kyra
43:27 <diebot> Ronal, Ronal: [1d20=12] 17; Kyra: [1d20=19] 19
43:34 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+2 init
43:34 <dicebot> Eryne, init: [1d20=7] 9
43:57 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+1
43:57 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+1: [1d20=13] 14
44:31 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
44:32 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=5] 7
44:35 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
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44:56 Mekkis gives voice to Alexander Eryne Ronal
46:12 <Alexander> What do you think? xP 
46:34 <Mekkis> I think you should take your turn, rather than forming a committee. A round IS only 6 seconds, you know...
46:44 <Mekkis> do what you think your character would do
46:54 <Alexander> xD Fair enough. I'll try and distract him then.
47:14 <Eryne> won't that be null since theres a dog biting him?
47:42 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
47:44 <Ronal> if you are not sure on what to do, delay is usually a decent option.
48:36 <Ronal> i move J6
48:37 <Alexander> Haha xD My old group would always yell at me for everything so yeah xD Thats why Im a bit nervous still.
48:46 <Ronal> pull my weapon
49:07 <Ronal> "You okay Axe guy?!?  Theres a freakin dog attacking you!"
49:18 <Ronal> "Need some help?"
49:30 <Mekkis> "Get it off me!"
50:04 <Mekkis> it's now the dog's turn
50:33 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+2; 1d4+1
50:33 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16; 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
50:50 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
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52:08 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+6
52:09 <dicebot> Eryne, 1d20+6: [1d20=12] 18
52:11 <Eryne> stealth
52:45 <Mekkis> the guard draws his axe, gets on the crate and yells "Down you mongrel!"
52:53 <Mekkis> then slashes out at the dog
52:56 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
52:57 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
53:12 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+2
53:13 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+2: [1d8=8] 10
53:50 <Ronal> he poofs out of existance
53:58 <Mekkis> the guard looks confused
54:01 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
54:06 <Ronal> "What the hell was that!"
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55:12 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+
55:13 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+: [1d20=16] 16
55:25 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
55:37 <Ronal> she will move forward?
55:42 <Ronal> and....
56:15 <Ronal> move g6 prepare to CLW anyone who gets attacked in range.
56:19 <Ronal> thats in our party
56:22 <Mekkis> ok
56:29 <Ulzef-ph> first steps again?
56:36 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
56:37 <Eryne> no
56:47 <Ronal> "Oh... you guys want him incapacitated."
56:57 <Alexander> "Don't kill him!"
57:02 <Ronal> I charge him pulling my nodachi
57:32 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+7; 1d8+5
57:33 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+7: [1d20=8] 15; 1d8+5: [1d8=4] 9
57:47 <Mekkis> you swing at him and miss
57:53 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
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58:16 <Ronal> darn forgot to rage.
58:25 <Ronal> not used to playing a barb
58:52 <Alexander> Heh xD This is my first time barding.
59:22 <Ronal> those aren't doors, they are windows.
59:42 <Ronal> blue=windows white=doors
00:35 <Mekkis> On the landward side is a pair of large cargo doors with a smaller door built into the right one
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01:25 <Mort-> What the gaming so early in the morning?
01:33 <Mort-> Ok i never saw anything
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01:37 <Mekkis> an eagle pops into existence next to the warrior
01:37 <Alexander> Its 4:00 PM here ;-;
02:30 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3; 1d4
02:30 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6; 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
02:57 <Mekkis> the guard is rather confused, and swings his axe at the guy below him
02:58 <Ronal> you got a whole 8 with flanking.
03:10 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
03:11 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=19] 23
03:21 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+2
03:22 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+2: [1d8=8] 10
03:27 <Ronal> cool cool.
03:40 <Mekkis> the crowd starts fleeing
03:43 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
03:49 <Alexander> Oh dear...
04:12 <Eryne> 18/20 rounds remaining until the watch responds
04:15 <Ronal> response time is 2 minutes from the time its reported.
04:43 <Ronal> so we probably have about 24 or so more rounds until the guards show up.
04:59 * Alexander casts a glance over his shoulder, and goes to see if the door can open.
05:11 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
05:18 <Ronal> !throw 1d8+1, 5ft ne heal ronal
05:18 <diebot> Ronal, 5ft ne heal ronal: [1d8=6] 7
06:09 <Ronal> rage and attack
06:11 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
06:11 <Mekkis> ok
06:28 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+7; 1d8+8
06:28 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+7: [1d20=14] 21; 1d8+8: [1d8=5] 13
07:36 <Ronal> I guess i stop raging, start looking for a key.
07:53 <Mekkis> you find a key one the guard
08:28 <Ronal> Ronal surprisingly does not care if the guard is dead.
08:40 <Ronal> end turn.
08:49 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
08:57 * Alexander gapes slightly in horror as he watches him cut down the guard.
09:24 <Eryne> !throw 1d6
09:25 <diebot> Eryne, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
09:38 <Mekkis> your spear does no damage to speak of to the door
09:51 * Eryne seems to just prod the door
09:53 <Mekkis> the streets where you are are more or less clear now
09:56 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
10:45 <Ronal> she does have the stablize spell
11:04 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
11:13 <Ronal> kyra casts stablize on the dude
11:57 <Mekkis> ok
12:05 <Mekkis> the ulfen warrior is stable
12:08 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
12:09 <Ronal> moves over to the window and tries to look through it.
12:13 <Mekkis> ok
12:17 <Ronal> 1 round of fatigue remaining
12:28 <Mekkis> the window is covered by some form of oily paper
12:40 <Ronal> I move slugishly over to the door, and then unlock the door.
13:27 <Mekkis> the door is unlocked
13:30 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
15:00 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-1
15:01 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20-1: [1d20=1] 0
15:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-2
15:31 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20-2: [1d20=12] 10
15:34 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
15:35 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
15:43 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+2
15:44 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+2: [1d8=2] 4
15:51 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
15:54 <Eryne> 6/10 hp
16:02 <Ronal> sorry... what did your eagle do on your turn.
16:14 <Mekkis> landed
16:21 <Ronal> im not going to remind you again.
17:12 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
17:24 <Ronal> yay it negates my fatigued while attacking
17:31 <Ronal> yeah i suppose so.
17:38 <Ronal> !throw 1d8+1
17:38 <diebot> Ronal, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
17:42 <Eryne> 10/10
17:45 <Alexander> Haha, well then..
17:50 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
19:10 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+4 handle animal, fly my pretty!
19:10 <diebot> Eryne, handle animal, fly my pretty!: [1d20=10] 14
19:12 <Ronal> you could send it to harass the dude with the lantern.
19:47 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3; 1d4
19:47 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5; 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
20:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 Eryne; 1d20+3 Ronal 
20:33 <diebot> Mekkis, Eryne: [1d20=2] 5; Ronal: [1d20=20] 23
20:39 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 confirm
20:40 <diebot> Mekkis, confirm: [1d20=2] 5
20:44 <Ronal> ac is 17 atm
20:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+2
20:46 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+2: [1d8=4] 6
22:28 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+4 spellcraft
22:28 <diebot> Alexander, spellcraft: [1d20=7] 11
22:44 <Mekkis> a force-like weapon resembling a greatsword appears behind Alexander, and attacks him
23:13 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
23:14 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=7] 11
23:31 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
23:43 <Ronal> um..... does ronal not get to go?
24:55 <Ronal> a quarterstaff does not have reach.
24:59 <Alexander> xP 
26:18 <Alexander> !throw 1d20-1
26:19 <diebot> Alexander, 1d20-1: [1d20=13] 12
26:52 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+9
26:53 <diebot> Alexander, 1d20+9: [1d20=16] 25
26:57 <Alexander> arcana
27:36 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
27:42 * Alexander "Its um... a spell!"
27:58 <Ronal> um... i guess she will cure that there injured guy
28:09 <Ronal> !throw 1d8+1
28:09 <diebot> Ronal, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
28:18 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal
28:20 <Mekkis> 's turn
28:58 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+7 Rage; 1d8+8
28:59 <diebot> Ronal, Rage: [1d20=10] 17; 1d8+8: [1d8=8] 16
29:08 <Ronal> my fingers have decided to not work.
29:21 <Ronal> I 5ft step on top of his body
29:30 <Ronal> and look at the other one.
29:32 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
29:36 <Ronal> "Run away and ill let you go."
30:02 <Ronal> spiritual weapons dont threaten
30:42 <Ronal> OH MANS!!!!!! i did 17 damage.
30:54 <Alexander> Murderer ;-;
31:05 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3 acid splash
31:05 <diebot> Eryne, acid splash: [1d20=20] 23
31:10 <Ronal> lol
31:24 <Eryne> !thow 1d20+3 
31:36 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3 confirm
31:37 <diebot> Eryne, confirm: [1d20=7] 10
31:55 <Eryne> !throw 1d3+1
31:55 <diebot> Eryne, 1d3+1: [1d3=3] 4
32:04 <Ronal> inspire doesnt effect spell damage.
32:30 <Mekkis> the ulfen warrior attacks Raine 
32:32 <Mekkis> Ronal*
32:34 <Ronal>  attack and weapon damage roll
32:42 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
32:43 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
32:55 <Mekkis> oh, Eryne 
33:05 <Mekkis> give me a fly check for your eagle
33:05 <Eryne> yes?
33:25 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+8
33:25 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+8: [1d20=19] 27
34:03 <Eryne> !throw 2#1d20+3; 1d4
34:03 <diebot> Eryne, 2#1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20, [1d20=7] 10; 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
34:06 <Eryne> talons
34:35 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3; 1d4 bite
34:35 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5; bite: [1d4=4] 4
35:08 <Ronal> Celestial eagle.
35:16 <Ronal> good aligned!
35:16 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+8
35:17 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+8: [1d20=4] 12
35:35 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
37:00 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+0
37:02 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+0: [1d20=11] 11
37:17 <Ronal> she pokes
37:23 <Ronal> !throw 1d8+1
37:23 <diebot> Ronal, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
37:31 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
37:40 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+8; 1d8+9
37:41 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+8: [1d20=16] 24; 1d8+9: [1d8=4] 13
38:11 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
38:17 <Ronal> move M11
38:58 <Mekkis> Kyra Sief al Kiraan
39:37 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+8
39:37 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+8: [1d20=9] 17
40:06 <Eryne> !throw 2#1d20+3; 2#1d4
40:07 <diebot> Eryne, 2#1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10, [1d20=16] 19; 2#1d4: [1d4=1] 1, [1d4=1] 1
40:49 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3; 1d4
40:49 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3: [1d20=20] 23; 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
40:49 <Ronal> its because its up to the GM and the conditions at the table.
40:57 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3 confirm
40:58 <diebot> Eryne, confirm: [1d20=1] 4
41:02 <Alexander> Thanks, that makes sense :3
41:12 <Alexander> I wont abuse it, promise xD
41:27 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
41:28 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=17] 21
41:35 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1
41:36 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
41:47 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+8
41:48 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+8: [1d20=14] 22
41:50 <Ronal> didnt get get dazed?
42:04 <Mekkis> the guy you killed got dazed
42:08 <Ronal> or did i zoned out.
42:38 <Ronal> i may be drinking a rum and coke... a very large rum and coke.
42:41 <Ronal> whats up.
42:49 <Ronal> the 1d12.
42:54 <Ronal> specific trumps general.
42:57 <Mekkis> !throw 1d12+4
42:58 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d12+4: [1d12=10] 14
43:17 <Ronal> oh i thought youw ere talking about the spiritual weapon
43:18 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
43:24 <Ronal> um you would correct the damage dice.
43:28 <Ronal> to 2d6
44:00 <Alexander> !throw 1d20-2
44:00 <diebot> Alexander, 1d20-2: [1d20=16] 14
44:04 <Alexander> 13
44:24 <Ronal> kyra follows Alexander and pokes with wand
44:30 <Ronal> !throw 1d8+1
44:31 <diebot> Ronal, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
44:43 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
44:51 <Ronal> I move up to the baddie
45:04 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+8; 1d8+8
45:04 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+8: [1d20=3] 11; 1d8+8: [1d8=4] 12
45:08 <Ronal> indeed i am a gnome.
45:18 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
45:46 <Ronal> yeah stuff would happen
46:10 <Ronal> i change from a small creature to medium creature.
46:25 <Ronal> im in a rage.  I cannot give you a coherent answer
46:37 <Ronal> do whatever you want.
46:52 <Mekkis> Eryne starts casting enlarge person
46:57 <Eryne> on ronal
47:06 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
47:07 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24
47:09 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
47:09 <Ronal> i have ac of 16
47:10 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=7] 11
47:18 <Mekkis> !throw 2d6+1
47:20 <diebot> Mekkis, 2d6+1: [2d6=2,6] 9
47:41 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4
47:42 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
47:48 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
48:51 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
49:12 <Ronal> kyra double moves up to the platform.
49:19 <Ronal> put her at the top of the landing.
49:24 <Mekkis> ok
49:29 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
49:47 <Ronal> ..... delay
49:59 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
50:08 <Ronal> i will undelay
51:44 <Eryne> !throw 1d20; 1d3+1 acid splash 
51:45 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20: [1d20=5] 5; acid splash: [1d3=1] 2
51:53 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
51:56 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+8; 1d10+9
51:56 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+8: [1d20=18] 26; 1d10+9: [1d10=6] 15
52:01 <Ronal> thats critical threat
52:17 <Ronal> a nodachi
52:18 <Mekkis> what weapon?
52:24 <Mekkis> oh
52:31 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+8
52:32 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+8: [1d20=12] 20
52:42 <Ronal> !throw 2d10+18
52:43 <diebot> Ronal, 2d10+18: [2d10=10,6] 34
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53:10 <Ronal> i drop rage... and breath heavily
53:53 <Ronal> kyra comes over and heals me.
54:10 <Ronal> !throw 1d8+1
54:10 <diebot> Ronal, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
54:17 * Alexander breathes a sigh of reflief and tries to not get sick at the pieces of guard Ronal flung everywhere
54:18 <Ronal> !throw 1d8+1
54:19 <diebot> Ronal, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
54:47 <Ronal> "So... he got anything on him worth a shit?"
55:11 <Alexander> Id like to look at the lantern if thats okay ;-;
55:36 <Ronal> ill take those.
56:14 <Ronal> "Well we can wait for the guards and explain or we can head of to the boss."
56:35 <Ronal> "I'm for not sittin around."
56:41 <Eryne> "Lets run."
57:03 * Ronal heads off towards the door and jumps into the ocean to wash off any blood.
57:07 * Alexander clutches at the lantern. "I thought we were supposed to be the good guys!"
57:09 <Ronal> while moving along.
57:53 <Eryne> "I need to collect a sample of the oil"
57:59 <Eryne> "May I have the lantern?"
58:26 * Alexander seems hsesitant, but nods and hands it to her
58:37 <Eryne> any check to collect a sample of the oil?
59:51 <Ronal> are they still unconcious?
00:01 <Ronal> I knock him back out.
00:08 * Alexander looks at him apologetically.
00:27 <Ronal> i go upstairs and talk to the dude.
00:28 * Alexander nods. "All right..."
01:21 <Ronal> "So two guards downstairs that were guarding you to make sure you died.  I just knocked em out again.  I don't much care what happens to em.  It's your call what you wanna do with em."
01:54 * Alexander holds up the lantern to Skeld.
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02:06 <Mekkis> "Did you make any promises?"
02:36 * Alexander nods. "I said I'd let them go if they told us some information."
02:49 <Ronal> "They promised to let him go... well one of em at least."
02:49 <Mekkis> "Well, when I'm better, I'll decide what happens."
03:31 * Eryne takes ten minutes to summon eidolon
03:40 <Eryne> looks like this: http://nl.ti4200.info/Karajix2.png
03:48 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+9 local
03:48 <diebot> Alexander, local: [1d20=4] 13
03:54 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+9 nature
03:54 <diebot> Alexander, nature: [1d20=9] 18
03:54 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+3 Nature
03:55 <diebot> Ronal, Nature: [1d20=1] 4
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04:17 * Ronal starts putting on cold weather gear.
04:18 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+9 planes
04:19 <diebot> Alexander, planes: [1d20=18] 27
04:27 * Eryne does as well
04:32 * Alexander excitedly recants his information to the party.
04:58 * Ronal sighs heavily.
06:13 <Eryne> "I don't have one, I haven't gotten enough cash to get one."
06:13 <Eryne> scratch the ""
06:17 <Ronal> you like that nodachi crit huh?
06:40 <Eryne> I'll be casting enlarger person on ronal /alot/
07:05 <Eryne> speaking of which, I only have one more 1st level spell this day
07:45 <Eryne> Skype dced
08:00 <Ronal> no mekkis is making a call so he dropped the call
08:06 <Eryne> ah
08:21 <Ronal> !throw 1d8+1
08:21 <diebot> Ronal, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
08:31 <Eryne> Anyone else think we should report back to the society, then go through the portal?
08:43 <Mekkis> ok
08:50 <Ronal> no...
08:51 <Mekkis> phonecall is done
09:00 <Mekkis> Eryne, no
09:08 <Ronal> they didnt want updates they wanted the curse gone.
09:09 <Eryne> alright
09:15 <Eryne> K
09:29 <Eryne> well I still need a cold weather outfit :/
09:51 <Alexander> Me too xD
10:06 <Eryne> I have 3 gold on my character :/
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10:40 <Alexander> -shyly holds up 109 gold pieces-
10:44 <Alexander> I didnt know what to get
11:21 <Alexander> Maybe Skeld or his servants have something we could borrow?
11:25 <Eryne> Alex can go buy two quick since I don't want to cause a panic with my eidolon
11:47 <Ronal> this is Absolom man... people have seen eidolons before.
12:03 <Alexander> People might not know what it is...
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12:11 <Eryne> it looks like a dragon.
12:18 <Eryne> and what alex said
12:32 <Alexander> Hm... I can go if you need me to :3 
12:35 <Eryne> so people will assume it is a medium dragon.
12:37 <Eryne> :P
12:42 <Alexander> Not  good, haha xd
12:45 <Ronal> as long as it doesnt attack things you can do whatever you want.
12:54 <Eryne> seriusly?
12:56 <Ronal> theres a giant glowing rune on its forhead and yours.
13:13 * Eryne has it covered up with a 10 pint hat
13:23 <Alexander> Pfft xD
13:35 <Alexander> Does Ronal already have gear?
13:41 <Ronal> and the Pathfinder society headquarters is on the island
14:12 <Ronal> there are TONS of odd stuff that happen in this island
15:10 <Ronal> "That was crazy."
15:38 <Alexander> "This is so fascinating... I've never gone through a portal like that before."
15:59 <Ronal> "Just wait till you see the Hou Jin Tapestry!"
16:34 * Alexander squees a little bit in his head.
16:50 <Eryne> image gone again.
18:37 <Mekkis> diebot.ti4200.info
19:35 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/ship.jpg
21:22 * Ronal attempts to slide down it.
22:06 * Eryne will attempt as well
22:07 <Ronal> Eryne pick your eidolon color
22:25 <Eryne> dark blue
22:26 * Alexander follows after Ronal
23:41 <Ronal> i am busy playiing the drums.
23:50 <Ronal> im pounding ont hat shit like nobodies business
23:55 <Mekkis> give me a perform check
24:01 <Ronal> uh.... I am willingly horrible at it.
24:18 <Ronal> if you want a number....
24:22 <Ronal> !throw 1d20-1
24:22 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20-1: [1d20=11] 10
24:24 <Mekkis> Ronal makes a horribly loud, resonating noise
24:33 * Eryne ducks for cover
24:38 <Mekkis> with no particular rhythm
24:59 <Ronal> "I want this..."
25:57 <Eryne> "How about you give it a try Alex, you look like you'd be better."
26:14 <Mekkis> what sort of thing are you trying to play?
26:21 * Alexander looks at him curiously, and nods. "Um... Okay. I can try." 
26:41 <Eryne> play oppa gangnam style
26:44 <Eryne> :P
27:04 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+4
27:04 <diebot> Alexander, 1d20+4: [1d20=11] 15
27:08 <Eryne> final countdown?
27:33 <Alexander> "This is usually used on ships to have the rowers move in time."
27:40 <Ronal> "You mean we can sail through the ice!"
27:58 * Alexander looks around. "do you think that would work?"
28:04 <Eryne> "I don't think so."
28:16 * Ronal Yawns bored...
28:19 * Alexander is dissapointed. "Oh."
28:33 <Eryne> "We need water, in melted form, to sail."
28:50 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+7
28:51 <diebot> Alexander, 1d20+7: [1d20=1] 8
29:04 <Ronal> "And you're the bard!"
29:14 * Ronal goes over to the trap door.
29:15 * Alexander looks rather forlorn. "Sorry... I haven't really played a drum much before..."
29:51 <Ronal> "Send the magic beast down... If it gets killed it doesnt stay dead."
30:21 <Eryne> "Don't you say that about karajix!" 
30:25 * Eryne looks slightly hurt
30:26 <Ronal> wait... whats your eidolon's AC?
30:33 <Eryne> 16
30:39 <Mekkis> The smell of death and rot fills this lower deck, even with
30:39 <Mekkis> the cold. It is darker down here without the sunlight filtering
30:39 <Mekkis> through the ice, and no braziers burn. Shadowy movements
30:39 <Mekkis> are visible in the darkness, accompanied by an eerie creaking
30:39 <Mekkis> noise as though someone were still working the oars. A
30:39 <Mekkis> figure moves toward you along the aisle between the rowing
30:39 <Mekkis> benches. It appears to be a withered human wearing an Ulfen
30:39 <Mekkis> burial mask.
30:55 <Mekkis> Initiative everyone
30:56 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+2
30:57 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
31:09 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+5 Ronal; 1d20 Kyra
31:10 <diebot> Ronal, Ronal: [1d20=6] 11; Kyra: [1d20=12] 12
31:25 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
31:25 <diebot> Alexander, initiative: [1d20=10] 12
31:39 <Ronal> gnomes have low light
31:54 <Ronal> so i wouldnt go downstairs if its dark.
32:15 <Ronal> i would probably get light cast on me, or pull out a torch
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33:01 <Eryne> me neither
33:15 * Alexander calls out. "Do you see anything down there?"
33:16 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20-1
33:18 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20-1: [1d20=4] 3
33:26 <Ronal> i still dont get why i get to go down into the dark hold with it being dark.
33:30 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2
33:31 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2: [1d20=20] 22
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34:46 <Eryne> !throw 1d20
34:47 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
35:34 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
36:39 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+9 religion
36:40 <diebot> Alexander, religion: [1d20=8] 17
36:46 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+9 religion
36:46 <diebot> Alexander, religion: [1d20=20] 29
38:28 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
38:33 <Alexander> "A ghoul! Its an undead creature that's always hunger... They spread disease and paralysis. The others look like zombies... But these are different. I've heard of them before. They have the ability to touch you with cold. They dont have the same weaknesses though."
38:34 <Ronal> kyra will squeeze downstairs.
38:58 <Ronal> um... ready to channel to hurt undead.
39:03 <Mekkis> ok
39:07 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
39:10 <Ronal> when she can get most of them
39:28 <Ronal> move 5ft east ready an attack.
40:23 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 slam
40:25 <diebot> Mekkis, slam: [1d20=9] 11
40:26 <Ronal> !throw 1d6+1 channel.
40:26 <diebot> Ronal, channel.: [1d6=4] 5
40:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 slam
40:35 <diebot> Mekkis, slam: [1d20=19] 21
40:40 <Ronal> no channel resist to will saves.
41:01 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+5; 1d8+5
41:02 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16; 1d8+5: [1d8=4] 9
41:05 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+1
41:07 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+1: [1d6=5] 6
41:43 <Ronal> kyra would channel as the one in the back got close
41:44 <Eryne> 0/6 health
41:50 <Ronal> I attacked the one as he got up next to me.
42:00 <Mekkis> ok
42:01 <Ronal> 16 to hit for 9 damage
42:05 <Mekkis> it hit
42:06 <Eryne> for eidolon
42:08 <Mekkis> and damaged
42:16 <Mekkis> roll the channel damage
42:25 <Ronal> kyra channeled as the one in the back moved forward for 5 damage to undead
42:46 <Ronal> will save to take half
42:55 <Ronal> you do not add the channel bonus in on it
43:08 <Ronal> DC 14 i think
43:13 <Mekkis> !throw 4#1d20+3
43:14 <diebot> Mekkis, 4#1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18, [1d20=5] 8, [1d20=19] 22, [1d20=9] 12
43:34 <Ronal> oh its dc 12
43:45 <Ronal> so one fail.
44:23 <Eryne> eidolon 1/6, me 9/10
44:26 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
44:28 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19
44:52 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 bite Ronal 
44:53 <diebot> Mekkis, bite Ronal: [1d20=7] 10
45:00 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
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46:17 <Ronal> its +1 to a single attack, saving throw, or skill check
46:58 <Ronal> just attack man.
47:15 <Ronal> make an attack roll.
47:26 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+3; 1d6+3 no guidance added
47:26 <dicebot> Eryne, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22; no guidance added: [1d6=1] 4
47:43 <Ronal> then roll damage dice, you want the bite to hit because on average it does more damage than the claw attacks
47:59 <Eryne> !throw 2#1d20+3; 2#1d4+2
48:00 <diebot> Eryne, 2#1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10, [1d20=15] 18; 2#1d4+2: [1d4=1] 3, [1d4=4] 6
48:27 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
48:28 <Eryne> 10 dog and a zombie is still up!
48:32 <Eryne> dmg*
48:37 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
48:51 <Ronal> attack the head dude
48:53 <Mekkis> ok
48:59 <Ronal> is she performing?
49:04 <Alexander> Yep :3
49:04 <Ronal> rage
49:06 <Mekkis> ok
49:16 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+8; 1d8+9
49:17 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23; 1d8+9: [1d8=4] 13
49:50 <Ronal> nah im good.
49:51 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
49:57 <Ronal> !throw 1d6+1 Channel DC 12 no channel resist.
49:58 <diebot> Ronal, Channel DC 12 no channel resist.: [1d6=5] 6
50:03 <Mekkis> !throw 4#1d20+3
50:05 <diebot> Mekkis, 4#1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21, [1d20=2] 5, [1d20=14] 17, [1d20=11] 14
50:31 <Ronal> i couldnt understand that
50:49 <Ronal> they die at zero i believe
50:51 <Ronal> i can check for you
51:17 <Ronal> AC 16
51:20 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+2 touch
51:21 <diebot> Mekkis, touch: [1d20=5] 7, [1d20=1] 3
51:31 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 touch
51:32 <diebot> Mekkis, touch: [1d20=4] 6
51:37 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
53:15 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3; 1d3
53:16 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16; 1d3: [1d3=1] 1
54:01 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+3; 1d6+3 bite
54:01 <dicebot> Eryne, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7; bite: [1d6=5] 8
54:28 <Eryne> !throw 2#1d20+3; 2#1d4+2 claws
54:28 <diebot> Eryne, 2#1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11, [1d20=20] 23; claws: [1d4=4] 6, [1d4=3] 5
54:39 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3 confirm claw crit
54:40 <diebot> Eryne, confirm claw crit: [1d20=3] 6
54:54 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
55:25 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
55:31 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+8; 1d8+9
55:32 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+8: [1d20=18] 26; 1d8+9: [1d8=2] 11
55:37 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+8; 1d8+9
55:38 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+8: [1d20=9] 17; 1d8+9: [1d8=5] 14
55:54 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
56:06 <Ronal> she will channel to heal peoples i guess
56:11 <Ronal> !throw 1d6
56:11 <diebot> Ronal, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
56:12 <Mekkis> ok
56:21 <Ronal> nope
56:27 * Eryne and eidolon at full hp
56:28 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 touch Ronal 
56:29 <diebot> Mekkis, touch Ronal: [1d20=2] 4
56:37 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
56:46 <Ronal> damn it... the touch is the coolest part about them
57:47 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+4; 1d6+3 chomp
57:53 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+4: [1d20=15] 19; chomp: [1d6=6] 9
58:27 <Ronal> drop rage
58:36 <Ronal> and begin looting
59:33 * Eryne casts detect magic on the mask
59:43 <Ronal> no...
00:42 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+9 knowledge history
00:43 <diebot> Alexander, knowledge history: [1d20=1] 10
01:36 * Alexander scratches his head and scrutinizes it, but shakes his head.
03:38 <Ronal> "Hot damn..."
03:56 * Alexander shakes his head. "No, we're looking for someone."
04:24 <Eryne> "I'm afraid madam that your ship is encased in ice, and cannot be moved."
04:38 <Ronal> "You got any food? I'm hungry."
05:01 * Alexander "Someone came through here a while back. They say they didn't come back though. We are also looking for the cure to a curse."
05:30 <Eryne> "We came here seeking a cure for a friend's ailment. A lantern was shone upon a tapestry and he felt extremely cold, the tapestry then showed this ship."
05:44 <Eryne> "When shone upon the tapestry again a portal opened and it led here."
05:53 * Alexander clutches the lantern closer to him.
05:57 <Mekkis> "Who is this friend of yours - and what lantern"
05:58 <Eryne> "Our friends name is skeld."
06:22 <Eryne> "Yes."
06:37 <Alexander> "T-the ripper?"
07:01 * Alexander looks around. "I'm sorry... he's in another place. He's very sick."
07:20 <Mekkis> feel free to roleplay your character over skype too...
07:59 <Eryne> "The ailment that I described."
08:24 <Eryne> !throw 1d20 @mekkis
08:28 <Eryne> snese motive
08:31 <Alexander> !throw 1d20-2 @ Mekkis
08:53 * Alexander steps forward hesitantly. "can you help us?
09:06 * Alexander smiles. "Okay." He holds it out.
09:09 <Alexander> I'm sorry guys,
09:12 <Mekkis> he takes the lantern.
09:22 <Mekkis> s
09:27 <Mekkis> s/^/s/
10:14 <Eryne> "Can we leave before you do so?"
10:19 * Alexander stares wideyed. "So we'd be trapped here... forever?"
10:43 <Eryne> "So you can just close the portal inside his chest with ought closing off the portal to here?"
11:03 <Mekkis> "That is not possible, unfortunately..."
11:23 * Alexander "But... why not?"
12:01 <Mekkis> "It's how the Lantern of the North works - all portals lead to Irrisen. And only an attuned ship can close all of them."
12:17 * Alexander shifts slightly. "Is there no other way?"
12:27 <Eryne> "Where are we currently? Do you know?"
12:41 <Mekkis> "Well... you could help man the oars instead. Then you can accompany me to Irrisen"
13:12 * Alexander looks down at the ground below, and shudders slightly. "But there were some... strange creatures down there. Undead."
13:28 * Alexander clutches at his coat. "Will we become one of them too?"
13:32 <Mekkis> "I hope they didn't cause you too much trouble"
13:47 <Mekkis> "Is that what you desire?"
13:57 * Alexander shakes his head violently.
14:43 <Mekkis> "Why don't you bring Skelg to me, and we can part peacefully. Tell him Natalya Yagevna wants him."
15:08 * Alexander looks back at the rest of the group. "What do you think we should do?"
15:13 <Eryne> !roll 1d20 @mekkis
16:41 <Eryne> !throw 1d20 @mekkis
17:22 <Eryne> "What is your relation to skeld, if you don't mind me asking?"
18:33 <Mekkis> "He's my saviour and lord. When he attacked this ship, he saved my life. It was to be incinerated. I hope that we can be reunited."
19:03 <Eryne> "Very well. I think we should bring skeld here."
19:43 * Alexander clutches at his own shirt collar tighter. "You won't hurt him though, right? It's just a visit?"
20:09 <Mekkis> she looks shocked at the mention of harm to Skelg "I wouldn't dream of it!"
20:36 <Alexander> !throw 1d20-2 @Mekkis
21:06 * Alexander looks relieved. "thats good." He looks over his shoulder. "Come on, lets head back!"
22:09 * Alexander "Its through the portal... She's on a ship that seems trapped in ice. She says she misses you."
22:29 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+3
22:30 <diebot> Alexander, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
23:03 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+4 "She does miss you."
23:03 <diebot> Eryne, "She does miss you.": [1d20=1] 5
23:27 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+4 reroll
23:27 <diebot> Eryne, reroll: [1d20=9] 13
23:51 * Alexander happily helps support Skeld.
25:06 * Alexander smiles dorkishly at the two being reunited.
25:54 * Alexander looks down a bit sadly, but nods.
26:48 <Mekkis> !dayjob +4
26:49 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 24 20gp
26:58 <Eryne> !dayjob +4
26:59 <diebot> Eryne, Roll: 9 1gp
27:11 <Eryne> !!!
27:16 <Eryne> 1gp!!!!
27:44 <Alexander> !dayjob 
27:45 <diebot> Alexander, Usage: !dayjob <modifier>. Currently only works with positive modifiers.
27:57 <Alexander> !dayjob +7
27:58 <diebot> Alexander, Roll: 26 50gp
32:05 <Mekkis> !save fullattack: 1d20+3 bite; 1d6+3 damage; 2#1d20+3 claw; 1d4+2 damage
32:06 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3 bite; 1d6+3 damage; 2#1d20+3 claw; 1d4+2 damage saved as @fullattack
32:33 <Mekkis> !save pattack: 1d20+2 bite; 1d6+6 damage; 2#1d20+2 claw; 1d4+4 damage
32:34 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2 bite; 1d6+6 damage; 2#1d20+2 claw; 1d4+4 damage saved as @pattack
34:58 <Eryne> !save eagle: 1d20+3 bite; 1d4 bite; 2#1d20+3 talons; 2#1d4   
34:59 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3 bite; 1d4 bite; 2#1d20+3 talons; 2#1d4    saved as @eagle
35:09 <Eryne> @eagle
35:10 <diebot> Eryne, bite: [1d20=12] 15; bite: [1d4=3] 3; talons: [1d20=3] 6, [1d20=17] 20; 2#1d4: [1d4=3] 3, [1d4=2] 2
37:12 <Eryne> !save D-rat: 1d20+3 bite; 1d4
37:12 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3 bite; 1d4 saved as @D-rat
37:42 <Eryne> !save Dog: 1d20+2 bite; 1d4+1
37:42 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+2 bite; 1d4+1 saved as @Dog
38:26 <Eryne> !save Dolphin: 1d20+3 slam; 1d4+1
38:27 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3 slam; 1d4+1 saved as @Dolphin
39:09 <Eryne> !save F-beetle: 1d20+1 bite; 1d4
39:09 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+1 bite; 1d4 saved as @F-beetle
40:50 <Eryne> it says on the stat table for frogs Melee bite +3 (1 plus poison)
40:59 <Eryne> what does that mean? just one damage?
42:03 <Eryne> !save horse: 2#1d20-3 hooves; 2#1d3
42:04 <diebot> Eryne, 2#1d20-3 hooves; 2#1d3 saved as @horse
42:54 <Eryne> !save viper: 1d20+5 bite; 1d2-2
42:54 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+5 bite; 1d2-2 saved as @viper
44:20 <Eryne> !save eid: 1d20+3 bite; 1d6+3; 2#1d20+3 claws; 2#1d4+2
44:21 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3 bite; 1d6+3; 2#1d20+3 claws; 2#1d4+2 saved as @eid
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13:53 <Alexander> Well, what happened here?
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53:16 <Mekkis> hey Brunius-: Bairaq's sheet's a bit out of date. Also, you should spend some of your cash to make his weapon a +3
55:03 <Mekkis> I've worked out how Australia lowers the unemployment rate
56:12 <Mort-> Am i the worst cheese monkey here?
56:34 <Brunius-> Employs government servants?
56:41 <Mekkis> yes and no. You don't seem to think it's a bad thing.
57:15 <Mekkis> Brunius-, nope. When the centrelink wait time is longer than the average cordless phone battery life, it's easier to apply for jobs than centrelink...
57:22 <Mort-> How can you get yes and know
57:30 <Brunius-> Ha
57:47 <Mort-> Yes and no for an answer
58:00 <Mort-> I am confused about cheese today
58:05 <Mort-> Is it bad to cheese,g
58:15 <Brunius-> There's no real way to lower unemployment any further
58:15 <Mekkis> some people cheese more than you. Noone cheeses more than you and thinks that doing so is a good thing.
58:22 <Hydrazine> I think you also make a bigger deal of it than anyone else.
58:34 <Mekkis> me, or Mort-?
59:08 <Mort-> I make a big deal about it because I'm sensitive
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28:51 <Mekkis> hmm
29:00 <Mekkis> earth elemental weighs 80lb
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14:54 <Mekkis> !spell magic weapon
14:57 <diebot> Mekkis, MAGIC WEAPON transmutation ([]) cleric 1, paladin 1, sorcerer/wizard 1, inquisitor 1, antipaladin 1, magus 1 1 standard action Range: touch weapon touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless, object) SR:yes (harmless, object)
14:58 <diebot> Magic weapon gives a weapon a +1 enhancement bonus on attack and damage rolls. An enhancement bonus does not stack with a masterwork weapon's +1 bonus on attack rolls. You can't cast this spell on a natural weapon, such as an unarmed strike (instead, see magic fang). A monk's unarmed strike is considered a weapon, and thus it can be enhanced by
14:58 <diebot> this spell.
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11:24 <Mekkis> So, you'd say that &power attack is the only feat a melee fighter needs?
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12:28 <Mekkis> So, you'd say that &power attack is the only feat a melee fighter needs?
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26:52 <Avatar> are you talking to diebot
27:10 * Avatar removes voice from Ronal
27:15 <Mekkis> yes
27:25 <Avatar> have you finally lost it
27:31 <Brunius> 'finally'
27:32 <Mekkis> no
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38:50 <Mekkis> Should I sell Deceased's &staff of toxins, or would it be better to hang onto it?
38:53 <diebot> STAFF OF TOXINS [moderate varies] CL:9 none 34200gp, 5lb
38:53 <diebot> This length of hemlock-shrouded oak gives off the faintest whiff of rot and corruption. It allows use of the following spells: • Stinking cloud (1 charge) • Cloudkill (2 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
39:12 <Avatar> why would you sell it
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39:33 <Mekkis> to get the cash to buy a &staff of abjuration, of course
39:34 <diebot> STAFF OF ABJURATION [strong abjuration] CL:13 none 82000gp, 5lb
39:35 <diebot> Usually carved from the heartwood of an ancient oak, ash, sequoia, or other large tree, this staff allows use of the following spells: • Dispel magic (1 charge) • Resist energy (1 charge) • Shield (1 charge) • Dismissal (2 charges) • Lesser globe of invulnerability (2 charges) • Repulsion (3 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
41:59 <Brunius> What should nephem's level three feat be? I was thinking of one of the &metamagic, feats, or maybe extra traits
43:01 <Mekkis> extra channelling
43:19 <Brunius> I really shouldn't have foible'd charisma
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06:24 * Mort- tail unfurls
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27:22 <MekkisScreen> !item terrap sap
27:24 <diebot> MekkisScreen, VERNAL KEY [strong transmutation] CL:20 none 0gp, 5lb
27:24 <diebot> The Vernal Key consists of three lattice orbs, one inside the other, all carved from a single piece of blue mineral. The key was created to unlock a jarl's prison, but as a side effect it also protects the region around it from the ravages of winter. Within a 5-mile radius of the Vernal Key, otherwise cold weather (below 40&#176; F) becomes
27:24 <diebot> moderate, while severe cold (below 0&#176; F) becomes only cold. A mild wind demarcates the edge of this effect. The key must remain stationary (unattended) to produce this effect; it takes 24 hours for the artifact to attune itself to its locale. The key only ameliorates natural weather; it has no effect on magically created effects or extraplanar
27:24 <diebot> environments. Source: Artifacts & Legends
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29:46 <MekkisScreen> !spell liberating command
29:47 <diebot> MekkisScreen, LIBERATING COMMAND transmutation ([]) bard 1, cleric 1, druid 1, paladin 1, ranger 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 immediate action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
29:47 <diebot> If the target is bound, grappled, or otherwise restrained, he may make an Escape Artist check to escape as an immediate action. He gains a competence bonus on this check equal to twice your caster level (maximum +20). This spell has no effect if the target could not get free by using the Escape Artist skill (for example, if he were under the
29:47 <diebot> effects of a hold person spell or paralyzed by Strength damage).
30:51 * Mort- squeaks
37:31 * Mort- pokes mekkis
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41:05 <mortswishytail> Oh dear
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49:41 <Alexander> Yep :3
49:42 <Ronal> rage
49:45 <Mekkis> ok
49:54 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+8; 1d8+9
49:54 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23; 1d8+9: [1d8=4] 13
50:27 <Ronal> nah im good.
50:29 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
50:35 <Ronal> !throw 1d6+1 Channel DC 12 no channel resist.
50:36 <diebot> Ronal, Channel DC 12 no channel resist.: [1d6=5] 6
50:41 <Mekkis> !throw 4#1d20+3
50:43 <diebot> Mekkis, 4#1d20+3: [1d20=18] 21, [1d20=2] 5, [1d20=14] 17, [1d20=11] 14
51:09 <Ronal> i couldnt understand that
51:27 <Ronal> they die at zero i believe
51:29 <Ronal> i can check for you
51:55 <Ronal> AC 16
51:58 <Mekkis> !throw 2#1d20+2 touch
51:59 <diebot> Mekkis, touch: [1d20=5] 7, [1d20=1] 3
52:09 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 touch
52:10 <diebot> Mekkis, touch: [1d20=4] 6
52:15 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
53:53 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3; 1d3
53:54 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3: [1d20=13] 16; 1d3: [1d3=1] 1
54:39 <Eryne> !roll 1d20+3; 1d6+3 bite
54:39 <dicebot> Eryne, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7; bite: [1d6=5] 8
55:05 <Eryne> !throw 2#1d20+3; 2#1d4+2 claws
55:06 <diebot> Eryne, 2#1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11, [1d20=20] 23; claws: [1d4=4] 6, [1d4=3] 5
55:17 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+3 confirm claw crit
55:17 <diebot> Eryne, confirm claw crit: [1d20=3] 6
55:32 <Mekkis> it's now Alexander's turn
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56:03 <Mekkis> it's now Ronal's turn
56:08 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+8; 1d8+9
56:10 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+8: [1d20=18] 26; 1d8+9: [1d8=2] 11
56:15 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+8; 1d8+9
56:15 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+8: [1d20=9] 17; 1d8+9: [1d8=5] 14
56:32 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
56:44 <Ronal> she will channel to heal peoples i guess
56:49 <Ronal> !throw 1d6
56:49 <diebot> Ronal, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
56:50 <Mekkis> ok
56:59 <Ronal> nope
57:05 * Eryne and eidolon at full hp
57:06 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 touch Ronal 
57:07 <diebot> Mekkis, touch Ronal: [1d20=2] 4
57:15 <Mekkis> it's now Eryne's turn
57:24 <Ronal> damn it... the touch is the coolest part about them
58:25 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+4; 1d6+3 chomp
58:31 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+4: [1d20=15] 19; chomp: [1d6=6] 9
59:05 <Ronal> drop rage
59:14 <Ronal> and begin looting
00:11 * Eryne casts detect magic on the mask
00:21 <Ronal> no...
01:20 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+9 knowledge history
01:20 <diebot> Alexander, knowledge history: [1d20=1] 10
02:13 * Alexander scratches his head and scrutinizes it, but shakes his head.
04:16 <Ronal> "Hot damn..."
04:34 * Alexander shakes his head. "No, we're looking for someone."
05:02 <Eryne> "I'm afraid madam that your ship is encased in ice, and cannot be moved."
05:15 <Ronal> "You got any food? I'm hungry."
05:39 * Alexander "Someone came through here a while back. They say they didn't come back though. We are also looking for the cure to a curse."
06:07 <Eryne> "We came here seeking a cure for a friend's ailment. A lantern was shone upon a tapestry and he felt extremely cold, the tapestry then showed this ship."
06:22 <Eryne> "When shone upon the tapestry again a portal opened and it led here."
06:31 * Alexander clutches the lantern closer to him.
06:35 <Mekkis> "Who is this friend of yours - and what lantern"
06:36 <Eryne> "Our friends name is skeld."
07:00 <Eryne> "Yes."
07:15 <Alexander> "T-the ripper?"
07:38 * Alexander looks around. "I'm sorry... he's in another place. He's very sick."
07:58 <Mekkis> feel free to roleplay your character over skype too...
08:37 <Eryne> "The ailment that I described."
09:02 <Eryne> !throw 1d20 @mekkis
09:05 <Eryne> snese motive
09:09 <Alexander> !throw 1d20-2 @ Mekkis
09:31 * Alexander steps forward hesitantly. "can you help us?
09:43 * Alexander smiles. "Okay." He holds it out.
09:47 <Alexander> I'm sorry guys,
09:50 <Mekkis> he takes the lantern.
10:00 <Mekkis> s
10:05 <Mekkis> s/^/s/
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10:52 <Eryne> "Can we leave before you do so?"
10:57 * Alexander stares wideyed. "So we'd be trapped here... forever?"
11:21 <Eryne> "So you can just close the portal inside his chest with ought closing off the portal to here?"
11:41 <Mekkis> "That is not possible, unfortunately..."
11:46 <Mort-> Hello
12:01 * Alexander "But... why not?"
12:39 <Mekkis> "It's how the Lantern of the North works - all portals lead to Irrisen. And only an attuned ship can close all of them."
12:55 * Alexander shifts slightly. "Is there no other way?"
13:05 <Eryne> "Where are we currently? Do you know?"
13:19 <Mekkis> "Well... you could help man the oars instead. Then you can accompany me to Irrisen"
13:50 * Alexander looks down at the ground below, and shudders slightly. "But there were some... strange creatures down there. Undead."
14:06 * Alexander clutches at his coat. "Will we become one of them too?"
14:10 <Mekkis> "I hope they didn't cause you too much trouble"
14:25 <Mekkis> "Is that what you desire?"
14:35 * Alexander shakes his head violently.
15:21 <Mekkis> "Why don't you bring Skelg to me, and we can part peacefully. Tell him Natalya Yagevna wants him."
15:45 * Alexander looks back at the rest of the group. "What do you think we should do?"
15:51 <Eryne> !roll 1d20 @mekkis
17:18 <Eryne> !throw 1d20 @mekkis
17:59 <Eryne> "What is your relation to skeld, if you don't mind me asking?"
19:11 <Mekkis> "He's my saviour and lord. When he attacked this ship, he saved my life. It was to be incinerated. I hope that we can be reunited."
19:41 <Eryne> "Very well. I think we should bring skeld here."
20:21 * Alexander clutches at his own shirt collar tighter. "You won't hurt him though, right? It's just a visit?"
20:47 <Mekkis> she looks shocked at the mention of harm to Skelg "I wouldn't dream of it!"
21:14 <Alexander> !throw 1d20-2 @Mekkis
21:44 * Alexander looks relieved. "thats good." He looks over his shoulder. "Come on, lets head back!"
22:47 * Alexander "Its through the portal... She's on a ship that seems trapped in ice. She says she misses you."
23:07 <Alexander> !throw 1d20+3
23:07 <diebot> Alexander, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
23:41 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+4 "She does miss you."
23:41 <diebot> Eryne, "She does miss you.": [1d20=1] 5
24:05 <Eryne> !throw 1d20+4 reroll
24:05 <diebot> Eryne, reroll: [1d20=9] 13
24:29 * Alexander happily helps support Skeld.
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25:44 * Alexander smiles dorkishly at the two being reunited.
26:31 * Alexander looks down a bit sadly, but nods.
27:26 <Mekkis> !dayjob +4
27:27 <diebot> Mekkis, Roll: 24 20gp
27:36 <Eryne> !dayjob +4
27:37 <diebot> Eryne, Roll: 9 1gp
27:49 <Eryne> !!!
27:53 <Eryne> 1gp!!!!
28:22 <Alexander> !dayjob 
28:22 <diebot> Alexander, Usage: !dayjob <modifier>. Currently only works with positive modifiers.
28:35 <Alexander> !dayjob +7
28:35 <diebot> Alexander, Roll: 26 50gp
30:01 <Mekkis> hello Mort- 
30:28 * Mort- looks at mekkis and squeaks
31:04 <Mort-> My vc said that its ok not to be a front line melee character
31:14 * Mekkis looks at Mort-, and starts casting &prestidigitation on a cracker biscuit.
31:23 <Mort-> And he wouldn't let anyone bully me!
31:34 * Mort- looks back at mekkis
31:46 <Mekkis> did you actually ask him that?
31:52 * Mort- looks Downwards
31:59 <Mekkis> or did your &silence imply that?
32:00 <diebot> SILENCE illusion (glamer[]) bard 2, cleric 2, inquisitor 2, antipaladin 2 1 round Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level)  Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level Save: Will negates; see text or none (object) SR:yes; see text or no (object)
32:01 <diebot> Upon the casting of this spell, complete silence prevails in the affected area. All sound is stopped: Conversation is impossible, spells with verbal components cannot be cast, and no noise whatsoever issues from, enters, or passes through the area. The spell can be cast on a point in space, but the effect is stationary unless cast on a mobile object. The spell can be centered on a creature, and the effect then radiates from the creature and moves as it mo
32:14 <Mort-> I really did ask him what the group was like
32:25 <Mekkis> what did he say?
32:25 <Mort-> Then i told him you couldn't pay me to melee
32:43 <Mekkis> !save fullattack: 1d20+3 bite; 1d6+3 damage; 2#1d20+3 claw; 1d4+2 damage
32:44 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3 bite; 1d6+3 damage; 2#1d20+3 claw; 1d4+2 damage saved as @fullattack
32:49 <Mekkis> our wizard became an amorphous blob today
33:11 <Mekkis> !save pattack: 1d20+2 bite; 1d6+6 damage; 2#1d20+2 claw; 1d4+4 damage
33:12 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+2 bite; 1d6+6 damage; 2#1d20+2 claw; 1d4+4 damage saved as @pattack
33:12 <Mort-> He said different people had different play styles
33:28 <Mekkis> did you ask how much people cheese?
33:29 <Mort-> And i said i was afraid the group would find me wimpy
33:53 <Mort-> He said something about optimised characters playing up
34:02 <Mort-> When i asked him about yesterdays session
34:10 <Mort-> It was among the living btw
34:34 <Mekkis> haven't played it
35:35 <Eryne> !save eagle: 1d20+3 bite; 1d4 bite; 2#1d20+3 talons; 2#1d4   
35:37 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3 bite; 1d4 bite; 2#1d20+3 talons; 2#1d4    saved as @eagle
35:47 <Eryne> @eagle
35:48 <diebot> Eryne, bite: [1d20=12] 15; bite: [1d4=3] 3; talons: [1d20=3] 6, [1d20=17] 20; 2#1d4: [1d4=3] 3, [1d4=2] 2
35:56 <Mort-> Its supposed to be one of those harder ones
36:26 <Mort-> Ah he said. Optimised characters are so imbalanced
36:48 <Mort-> Guess that describes how much cheese is lying around
37:37 <Mort-> You see mekkis. I talked!
37:50 <Eryne> !save D-rat: 1d20+3 bite; 1d4
37:50 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3 bite; 1d4 saved as @D-rat
37:58 <Mekkis> yes
38:06 <Mekkis> it means that not all characters there are optimised
38:14 <Mekkis> I need to get a character up to 5th
38:20 <Eryne> !save Dog: 1d20+2 bite; 1d4+1
38:20 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+2 bite; 1d4+1 saved as @Dog
38:32 <Mort-> I'm 5th!
38:43 <Mort-> That's why ill go on Friday
38:44 <Mekkis> I have a gap between 4th and 9th
38:47 <Mekkis> 8th*
38:54 <Mort-> I wonder how much cheese there is around
39:04 <Eryne> !save Dolphin: 1d20+3 slam; 1d4+1
39:05 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3 slam; 1d4+1 saved as @Dolphin
39:36 <Mort-> But on a more serious note. Singaporeans have a competitive streak in us a mile wide
39:47 <Eryne> !save F-beetle: 1d20+1 bite; 1d4
39:47 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+1 bite; 1d4 saved as @F-beetle
41:19 <Mort-> I have characters at 1,3,5,7 and 10
41:21 <Mort-> Lol
41:28 <Eryne> it says on the stat table for frogs Melee bite +3 (1 plus poison)
41:30 Ronal ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
41:37 <Eryne> what does that mean? just one damage?
41:37 <Ronal> suuuuuuuuuuup
41:49 <Ronal> that nap was fuckin amazing.
42:06 * Mort- throws rotten tomatoes at ronal
42:41 <Eryne> !save horse: 2#1d20-3 hooves; 2#1d3
42:41 <diebot> Eryne, 2#1d20-3 hooves; 2#1d3 saved as @horse
42:42 * Mekkis throws tinned tomatoes at Mort- 
43:29 * Mort- catches the tins and start using claws to open the tins
43:31 <Eryne> !save viper: 1d20+5 bite; 1d2-2
43:32 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+5 bite; 1d2-2 saved as @viper
43:37 * Mekkis throws the tins harder
43:57 * Ronal rages and attempts to murder Mort-
44:13 * Mekkis casts &calm emotions on Ronal 
44:16 <diebot> CALM EMOTIONS enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting, emotion]) bard 2, cleric 2, inquisitor 2 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, DF Duration: concentration, up to 1 round/level Save: Will negates SR:yes
44:16 <diebot> This spell calms agitated creatures. You have no control over the affected creatures, but calm emotions can stop raging creatures from fighting or joyous ones from reveling. Creatures so affected cannot take violent actions (although they can defend themselves) or do anything destructive. Any aggressive action against or damage dealt to a calmed creature immediately breaks the spell on all calmed creatures. This spell automatically suppresses (but does no
44:45 <Ronal> !throw 1d20+3
44:45 <diebot> Ronal, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
44:58 <Eryne> !save eid: 1d20+3 bite; 1d6+3; 2#1d20+3 claws; 2#1d4+2
44:58 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+3 bite; 1d6+3; 2#1d20+3 claws; 2#1d4+2 saved as @eid
45:01 * Ronal stops raging.
45:05 * Mort- is up a tree
45:18 <Mort-> Even if you passed save you can't rage
45:28 <Mort-> Its just you can attack if you pass save?
45:46 <Ronal> no, if you save you resist the effect of the spell.
45:58 Ronal is now known as Steven
46:51 <Mekkis> Grolschmir hit level 8
46:56 <Mekkis> now he has 4th level spell slots!
47:03 <Mekkis> (but he can't cast 4th level spells)
48:11 <Mekkis> Steven, if I took &extend spell, could I use it with my 4th level spell slots to hold an extended third-level spell, given that I only have 13 wisdom?
48:18 <diebot> EXTEND SPELL [Metamagic] You can make your spells last twice as long.
48:18 <diebot> Benefit:  An extended spell lasts twice as long as normal. A spell with a duration of concentration, instantaneous, or permanent is not affected by this feat. An extended spell uses up a spell slot one level higher than the spell's actual level. Source: Core
48:57 <Steven> i believe so.
49:34 <Steven> but since he just hit level 8 why wouldnt you put the stat increase into your casting stat and get the extra level of spells.
49:48 <Mekkis> because I'd rather put it into str
49:53 <Mekkis> so I can be the gnome with 20 str!
51:15 <Steven> meh....
51:27 <Mekkis> on a roc
51:31 <Steven> i think there are better level spells you could pick.
51:47 <Mekkis> I'll get a headband one day
52:18 <Steven> since you are on a rock.
52:20 <Steven> roc even
52:30 <Mekkis> examples?
52:37 <Steven> Stone Spikes.
52:42 <Steven> Spike stones...
52:46 <Mekkis> &spike stones
52:47 <Steven> i dont remember the exact wording
52:58 <Steven> its pretty awesome.
53:03 <Mekkis> !spell spike stones
53:04 <diebot> Mekkis, SPIKE STONES transmutation ([earth]) druid 4 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 hour/level Save: Reflex partial SR:yes
53:05 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/spike_stones.html
53:42 <Mekkis> seems good
53:51 <Mekkis> but hey, I'll do that later
54:16 <Steven> fuck that later shit man, you are flying around, you cast it under them, and all around them
54:40 <Steven> and if they charge your friends or try to run away 1d8/5ft of movement.
55:20 <Mekkis> So you're saying I should buy the headband now?
55:37 <Mekkis> and worry about getting wild armour later?
56:03 <Steven> well why do you want wild armor, dont you attack with a reach weapon while flyby attacking and what not?
56:16 <Steven> or am i confused on your characters...
56:30 <Mekkis> yes, I do
56:46 <Mekkis> but with a relatively low AC, and I often don't get to pull off rideby...
56:58 <Mekkis> I get in the position to be full-attacked
57:04 <Mekkis> with about 45 HP total
57:04 <Steven> so... what animal do you turn into that can still wield a weapon?
57:10 <Mekkis> earth elemental
58:23 * Steven facepalms
03:27 <Mekkis> ?
03:36 <Mekkis> you saying it won't work?
04:29 <Steven> ill be back in a bit, i am going to go make some breakfast
14:30 <Alexander> Well, what happened here?
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37:35 <Steven> decided i would start dinner while i was up
37:37 <Steven> chili!
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