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05:58 <Mekkis> !spell hideous laughter
06:19 <diebot> Mekkis, HIDEOUS LAUGHTER enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature; see text Comp: V, S, M (tiny fruit tarts and a feather) Duration: 1 round/level Save: Will negates SR:yes
06:20 <diebot> This spell afflicts the subject with uncontrollable laughter. It collapses into gales of manic laughter, falling prone. The subject can take no actions while laughing, but is not considered helpless. After the spell ends, it can act normally. On the creature's next turn, it may attempt a new saving throw to end the effect. This is a full round
06:20 <diebot> action that does not provoke attacks of opportunity. If this save is successful, the effect ends. If not, the creature continues laughing for the entire duration. A creature with an Intelligence score of 2 or lower is not affected. A creature whose type is different from the caster's receives a +4 bonus on its saving throw, because humor doesn't
06:20 <diebot> "translate" well.
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11:18 <Mort-> Hello
19:27 <Mort-> Hello
20:01 <Brunius> Hullo~
20:19 <Brunius> Avatar: Who is usually at melbourne PFS events, but this time ditched you for Sydders?
22:29 * Mort- wags her tail and snuggles on a brunius.
23:08 <Mort-> I lasted 9 rounds with an advanced 5 headed cryohydra!
24:10 <Mort-> I even chopped off 4 heads!
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12:07 <Mort-> Hello andrey
12:26 * Mort- is proud of herself and fluffs proudly
19:52 <andrey> why hello Mort- 
19:56 <andrey> how fluffly you are today
20:45 <Mort-> I'm fluffy!
21:46 <Mort-> I stood 9 rounds in combat with a cr 9 hydra and lived to tell the tale :d
04:53 <Avatar> Brunius: what?
05:20 <Brunius> Did you notice that there was a guy that usually shows up to melbourne PFS events that wasn't there this time?
05:26 <Brunius> Other than myself?
05:31 <Avatar> no?
05:41 <Brunius> Okay.
05:48 <Avatar> andrei is in tasmania, he wasn't there
05:54 <Avatar> everyone else was
06:06 <Avatar> why
08:11 <Wrothmonk> Ah, well were finishing up I believe on Goya's sheet
08:36 <Wrothmonk> oh, Goya, I don't believe you have marked your class skills
08:56 <Wrothmonk> if you get a rank in a class skill you get a +3 bonus for being trained.
09:08 <Goya> They're marked - or should be - last column
09:15 <Wrothmonk> Ah I see
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09:49 <Wrothmonk> hrm
09:55 <Wrothmonk> slight error in formatting
10:06 <Wrothmonk> Linguistics the +s are a column to the right
11:30 <Goya> I think I fixed it
11:40 <Wrothmonk> yup
11:58 <Goya> VIM doesn't like windows 8 I guess.  Tempfiles all over the place. 
12:14 <Wrothmonk> I thought you were on a mac?
12:39 <Goya> I use a mac for IRC (mac mini).  Main PC is Win8 - BSD for home server. 
12:54 <Goya> Main PC is really just for games. 
13:01 <Wrothmonk> Ah
13:26 <Wrothmonk> I can see why you would have a separate computer, emulators are terrible 
13:36 <Goya> IRC is via SSH to the mini
14:16 <Wrothmonk> Ok, why not a irc client on the windows computer?
14:17 <Goya> *nods* I would do IRC from the BSD box - but I don't like having it open to the public - so it's segregated. 
14:23 <Wrothmonk> ah
14:39 <Goya> The windows box is a laptop - so I turn it off.  I don't turn off the mini or BSD server. 
15:09 <Wrothmonk> So you sorta use the mini as a filter? 
15:25 <Goya> Yeah. I wasn't using it for anything else. 
15:28 <Wrothmonk> Thats… interesting.
15:58 <Wrothmonk> But it kinda makes sense, virus attempts to attack one OS and finds a completely different one.
16:25 <Wrothmonk> or it doesn't make it through to the main computer at all.
16:55 <Goya> I just wanted to segregate any outside traffic from the server - and the mini has a small footprint.  I WOULD use the Win PC - but since I shut it off - I can't idle 24/7 - not that I need to. 
18:38 <Wrothmonk> Well I believe Goya's character is ready. Proquar, steven, ready to play/run?
21:18 <Goya> If not - no worries. I'm usually in bed by now. ;) 
26:33 <Avatar> alright don't tell me
29:21 <Brunius> I don't then
29:24 <Brunius> won't even
29:30 <Avatar> I know you won't
31:37 <Steven> I dont think theres any rush man, there is always tomorrow.
31:51 <Steven> If you are tired go to bed, its near midnight.
32:31 <Goya> *nods*  I suppose I should probably head out.  I apologize for the lack-luster character sheet that took most of the night to fix.. 
32:48 <Steven> its okay
33:44 <Goya> Thanks for all the help - I sincerely appreciate it. 
34:48 <Goya> I suppose I'm going to head out.  I'll (more-than-likely) chat with y'all tomorrow. 
41:25 <Wrothmonk> I'll do the same then.
41:32 <Wrothmonk> Goodnight everyone
41:45 <Steven> see ya wroth
44:47 <Steven> suuuuuuuuuuup
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47:11 <Steven> so... bored...
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18:26 <MekkisScreen> so... I just rustmonstered a mithril chain shirt...
19:35 <Proquar> hey mekkis!
19:58 <Proquar> sorry all - couldn't have played until littlies are snug in bed
21:29 <MekkisScreen> what are you not doing at your sydney con
30:16 <Proquar> he heh he
30:23 <Proquar> are you having fun at your con?
31:05 <Proquar> (apart from rustmonstering mithril chain shirts, of course, because that's obvious)
32:35 <Steven> yeah... Ausk is protected from rust monsters
34:04 <Steven> Those Gauntlets of rust so good.
35:33 * Proquar is going to not mute her microphone next time she plays with littlies around
35:34 <Steven> used em to get into quite a few buildings.
36:02 <Steven> just rust the door right off the hinges.
40:04 <Mekkis> !spell frostbite
40:07 <diebot> Mekkis, FROSTBITE transmutation ([cold]) druid 1, magus 1, witch 1 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:yes
40:08 <diebot> Your melee touch attack deals 1d6 points of nonlethal cold damage + 1 point per level, and the target is fatigued. The fatigued condition ends when the target recovers from the nonlethal damage. This spell cannot make a creature exhausted even if it is already fatigued. You can use this melee touch attack up to one time per level.
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02:49 <Steven> leveled up to 9 tonight
02:57 <Steven> Dirge Bard goodness
16:37 <Steven> meh.... im not overly fond of any of the 3rd level bard spells i dont already ahve
22:17 <Steven> took haste, slow, and Terrible Remorse
33:56 <Steven> suppose just Good Hope
39:16 <Wrothmonk> http://pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=713 I feel like I missed something....
39:46 <Wrothmonk> But I can't see what
50:10 <Avatar> languages
50:28 <Wrothmonk> Ah thanks
52:43 <Steven> move action begin performance, standard action good hope
53:14 <Steven> +4 to hit and damage... woot woot
02:03 <Wrothmonk> hem… I'm tempted to get Abyssal, Aklo, and Infernal just to be able to say my character speaks evil
05:56 <Avatar> do it
08:09 <Mekkis> !item pathfinder's coin
08:12 <diebot> Mekkis, PATHFINDER'S COIN [faint divination] CL:3 none 1500gp, 0lb
08:12 <diebot> This apparently simple coin, usually styled to resemble ancient currency, hides intricate gold and platinum wires within. This matrix, carefully modeled after fragmentary Azlanti coins, causes the Pathfinder's coin to rise an inch into the air and slowly spin in place if placed atop a wayfinder. In addition, when levitating above a wayfinder, the
08:12 <diebot> coin can be given a message of 25 words or fewer. This message repeats in the speaker's voice the next time the coin is floated above a wayfinder. Only one message may be stored at a time, and once it is triggered, the message is expended and a new one may be recorded. Source: Pathfinder Society Field Guide
08:50 <Mekkis> !item quickchange cloak
08:51 <diebot> Mekkis, QUICKCHANGE CLOAK [faint transmutation] CL:1 shoulders 1500gp, 1lb
08:51 <diebot> One side of this reversible gray hooded cape is exquisitely embroidered and richly decorated, while the other appears shabby and worn. On command, by passing the edge of the cloak over her face, the wearer may remove a mundane disguise (one applied with the Disguise skill) and store it in the cloak. This does not change the cloak's appearance in
08:51 <diebot> any way. Once a disguise is stored in the cloak, it can be reapplied to the wearer who placed it within the cloak on command, using the original result of the Disguise check. The cloak can store up to three disguises at once, and any wearer of the cloak can discard any number of disguises within the cloak as a free action. Source: Ultimate
08:51 <diebot> Equipment
36:02 <Mekkis> ?staggered
36:03 <diebot> Mekkis, A staggered creature may take a single move action or standard action each round (but not both, nor can he take full-round actions). A staggered creature can still take free, swift, and immediate actions. A creature with nonlethal damage exactly equal to its current hit points gains the staggered condition.
50:12 <Wrothmonk> http://pfrpg.com.au/charsheet.php5?id=713 Finally got around to making a magus
12:59 <Avatar> not a magus!
15:39 <Mekkis> Steven, give me a list of six spells you encounter at tier 7-11 that you don't want to be hit by that would fit in a ring of counterspells
16:27 <Steven> why i gotta make a list
17:51 <Mekkis> well, just give me some names
18:12 <Steven> anyways... probably slay living, harm...
18:23 <Steven> baleful pollymorph
18:29 <Steven> feeble mind
19:02 <Steven> blasphemy is pretty craptacular to get hit by
20:29 <Steven> hmmmmm what else really sucks to get hit by
20:40 <Steven> prismatic spray is pretty bad
21:43 <Steven> i guess phantasmal killer
21:56 <Mekkis> !item goggles of minute seeing
21:57 <diebot> Mekkis, GOGGLES OF MINUTE SEEING [faint divination] CL:3 eyes 2500gp, 0lb
21:57 <diebot> The lenses of this item are made of special crystal, its band woven with tiny patterns of metallic thread almost invisible to the naked eye. When placed over the eyes of the wearer, the lenses enable her to see much better than normal at distances of 1 foot or less, granting her a +5 competence bonus on Disable Device checks. Both lenses must be
21:57 <diebot> worn for the magic to be effective. Source: Ultimate Equipment
21:59 <Steven> enervation
23:25 <Steven> i cant really think of any other wones
23:29 <Steven> ones
23:32 <Mekkis> !item skinsaw mask
23:33 <diebot> Mekkis, SKINSAW MASK [faint necromancy [evil]] CL:3 head 1500gp, 1lb
23:34 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/skinsaw_mask.html
25:47 <Mekkis> !item tengu drinking jug
25:48 <diebot> Mekkis, TENGU DRINKING JUG [faint transmutation] CL:3 none 1000gp, 2lb
25:48 <diebot> This looks like a one-gallon stoneware jug with white glaze, black birds painted around the middle, and a cork stopper tied about the neck with a hemp cord. Any liquid placed within the jug becomes safe to drink, as though affected by purify food and drink (though the jug only affects liquids). Three times per day, the bearer can command the jug to
25:48 <diebot> alter the temperature of its contents so that it ranges anywhere from ice cold to boiling hot. Once per day, the bearer can command water placed into the jug to transform into plum liquor, sake, or tea. A tengu jug holds up to 1 gallon of any liquid. Source: Advanced Race Guide
25:53 <Steven> disintegrate?
26:30 <Mekkis> !item daredevil boots
26:31 <diebot> Mekkis, DAREDEVIL BOOTS [faint enchantment] CL:3 feet 1400gp, 1lb
26:31 <diebot> This pair of magical boots shimmers in vibrant shades of blazing red and burning orange when they are held up to the light. These boots allow the wearer to gain extra maneuverability while moving through hazardous areas. As a free action, the wearer can click her heels together to grant herself a +5 competence bonus on Acrobatics checks made to
26:31 <diebot> move through threatened squares or to move through an enemy's space without provoking attacks of opportunity for up to 10 rounds per day. The rounds do not need to be consecutive. Furthermore, anytime the wearer of the boots successfully moves though the space of an enemy without provoking an attack of opportunity, she gains a +1 bonus on attack
26:31 <diebot> rolls against that enemy until the end of her turn. Source: Ultimate Equipment
27:39 <Mekkis> !item nagaji scale polish
27:40 <diebot> Mekkis, NAGAJI SCALE POLISH [moderate evocation] CL:7 none 1400gp, 0.5lb
27:40 <diebot> This small clay urn contains a scintillating paste which works like imbue with spell ability, except the spell effect is not limited to cleric spells. Any caster may casts spells into the jar. The creature that applies the paste to its scales (a standard action) gains the ability to cast the imbued spells (assuming it has enough Hit Dice and the
27:40 <diebot> requisite ability scores). Only a reptilian creature (such as a dragon or a humanoid with the reptilian subtype) can use the polish to cast spells. Source: Advanced Race Guide
27:55 <Steven> nap time.... peace out
29:28 <Mekkis> !item Daredevil Boots
29:29 <diebot> Mekkis, DAREDEVIL BOOTS [faint enchantment] CL:3 feet 1400gp, 1lb
29:29 <diebot> This pair of magical boots shimmers in vibrant shades of blazing red and burning orange when they are held up to the light. These boots allow the wearer to gain extra maneuverability while moving through hazardous areas. As a free action, the wearer can click her heels together to grant herself a +5 competence bonus on Acrobatics checks made to
29:29 <diebot> move through threatened squares or to move through an enemy's space without provoking attacks of opportunity for up to 10 rounds per day. The rounds do not need to be consecutive. Furthermore, anytime the wearer of the boots successfully moves though the space of an enemy without provoking an attack of opportunity, she gains a +1 bonus on attack
29:29 <diebot> rolls against that enemy until the end of her turn. Source: Ultimate Equipment
29:51 <Mekkis> !item Daredevil Softpaws
29:52 <diebot> Mekkis, DAREDEVIL SOFTPAWS [faint enchantment] CL:3 feet 1400gp, 1lb
29:52 <diebot> This pair of magical softpaw boots (see above) allows the catfolk wearing them to gain extra maneuverability while moving through hazardous areas. As a free action, the wearer can click her heels together to grant herself a +5 competence bonus on Acrobatics checks made to move through threatened squares or to move through an enemy's space without
29:52 <diebot> provoking attacks of opportunity for up to 10 rounds per day. The rounds need not be consecutive. Furthermore, anytime the wearer of the boots successfully moves though the space of an enemy without provoking an attack of opportunity, she gains a +2 bonus on attack rolls against that enemy until the end of her turn. Source: Advanced Race Guide
31:47 <Mekkis> !item feather step slippers
31:48 <diebot> Mekkis, FEATHER STEP SLIPPERS [faint transmutation] CL:3 feet 2000gp, 1lb
31:48 <diebot> These fine silken slippers allow their wearer to ignore the adverse movement effects of difficult terrain as if subject to the feather step spell, including granting the ability to take 5-foot steps in difficult terrain. Source: Ultimate Equipment
42:40 <Mekkis> !spell dimension door
42:41 <diebot> Mekkis, DIMENSION DOOR conjuration (teleportation[]) bard 4, sorcerer/wizard 4, summoner 3, witch 4, magus 4 1 standard action Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level) you and touched objects or other touched willing creatures Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: none and Will negates (object) SR:no and yes (object)
42:41 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/dimension_door.html
42:54 <Mekkis> !spell teleport
42:55 <diebot> Mekkis, TELEPORT conjuration (teleportation[]) sorcerer/wizard 5, summoner 4, witch 5, magus 5 1 standard action Range: personal and touch you and touched objects or other touched willing creatures Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: none and Will negates (object) SR:no and yes (object)
42:55 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/teleport.html
46:01 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sun 7th 10am (We Be Goblins,Avatar) / Sun 14th 11am (MotFF,Mort) | WotW: Sat 6th 2pm || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
46:01 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Tue Mar 26 20:58:01 2013
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51:46 <Steven> oh man it was so hard not to tell him about the Juju oracles class feature with the non evil undead creations
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57:13 <Mekkis> !feat amatur gunslinger
57:14 <diebot> Mekkis, AMATEUR GUNSLINGER [Combat] Although you are not a gunslinger, you have and can use grit. Prerequisite: You have no levels in a class that has the grit class feature. Benefit: You gain a small amount of grit and the ability to perform a single 1st-level deed from the gunslinger deed class feature. At the start of the day, you gain 1 grit
57:14 <diebot> point, though throughout the day you can gain grit points up to a maximum of your Wisdom modifier (minimum 1). You can regain grit using the rules for the gunslinger's grit class feature (see page 9). You can spend this grit to perform the 1st-level deed you chose upon taking this feat, and any other deed you have gained through feats or magic
57:14 <diebot> items. Special: If you gain levels in a class that grants the grit class feature, you can immediately trade this feat for the Extra Grit feat.
57:14 <diebot> Benefit:  Source: UC
04:49 <Steven> you missed it wroth!
13:57 <Mekkis> !find cairo
13:58 <dicebot> Mekkis, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=270
16:59 <Mekkis> !spell named bullet
17:00 <diebot> Mekkis, NAMED BULLET divination ([]) inquisitor 4, ranger 3, sorcerer/wizard 4, witch 4 1 standard action Range: touch one piece of ammunition or one thrown weapon Comp: V, S, M/DF (an item from the selected creature or creature type) Duration: 10 minutes/level or until discharged Save: Will negates (harmless, object) SR:yes (harmless,
17:00 <diebot> object)
17:00 <diebot> You imbue the target with deadly accuracy against a selected creature type (and subtype for humanoids or outsiders) or a specific creature you know and can name. When used against the selected creature, the ammunition never misfires and is unaffected by concealment (but not total concealment), and at a range of 30 feet or less, the attack targets
17:00 <diebot> the selected creature's touch AC. When the target hits the selected creature, you must overcome that creature's spell resistance, or this spell has no effect. A normal hit scored using the target against the selected creature is considered to be a critical threat and deals 1 extra point of damage per caster level (maximum 20), which is not
17:00 <diebot> multiplied on a critical hit. A natural critical hit deals the same extra damage, but that damage is multiplied due to the critical. Once the target is used to attack the selected creature, successfully or not, this spell is discharged.
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25:13 <Mekkis> !spell Arcane Eye
25:14 <diebot> Mekkis, ARCANE EYE divination (scrying[]) sorcerer/wizard 4, witch 4, alchemist 4 10 minutes Range: unlimited  Comp: V, S, M (a bit of bat fur) Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:no
25:14 <diebot> You create an invisible magical sensor that sends you visual information. You can create the arcane eye at any point you can see, but it can then travel outside your line of sight without hindrance. An arcane eye travels at 30 feet per round (300 feet per minute) if viewing an area ahead as a human would (primarily looking at the floor) or 10 feet
25:14 <diebot> per round (100 feet per minute) if examining the ceiling and walls as well as the floor ahead. It sees exactly as you would see if you were there. The eye can travel in any direction as long as the spell lasts. Solid barriers block its passage, but it can pass through a hole or space as small as 1 inch in diameter. The eye can't enter another plane
25:14 <diebot> of existence, even through a gate or similar magical portal. You must concentrate to use an arcane eye. If you do not concentrate, the eye is inert until you again concentrate.
27:59 <Mekkis> !spell contact other plane
28:01 <diebot> Mekkis, CONTACT OTHER PLANE divination ([]) sorcerer/wizard 5, witch 5, summoner 4, alchemist 5 10 minutes Range: personal you Comp: V Duration: concentration Save:  SR:
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11:59 <Mort-> Hello
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12:48 <Mort-> Hello andrey
13:06 * Mort- is proud of herself and fluffs proudly
20:32 <andrey> why hello Mort- 
20:37 <andrey> how fluffly you are today
21:26 <Mort-> I'm fluffy!
22:27 <Mort-> I stood 9 rounds in combat with a cr 9 hydra and lived to tell the tale :d
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42:35 <Mekkis> !spell named bullet
42:39 <diebot> Mekkis, NAMED BULLET divination ([]) inquisitor 4, ranger 3, sorcerer/wizard 4, witch 4 1 standard action Range: touch one piece of ammunition or one thrown weapon Comp: V, S, M/DF (an item from the selected creature or creature type) Duration: 10 minutes/level or until discharged Save: Will negates (harmless, object) SR:yes (harmless,
42:40 <diebot> object)
42:40 <diebot> You imbue the target with deadly accuracy against a selected creature type (and subtype for humanoids or outsiders) or a specific creature you know and can name. When used against the selected creature, the ammunition never misfires and is unaffected by concealment (but not total concealment), and at a range of 30 feet or less, the attack targets
42:40 <diebot> the selected creature's touch AC. When the target hits the selected creature, you must overcome that creature's spell resistance, or this spell has no effect. A normal hit scored using the target against the selected creature is considered to be a critical threat and deals 1 extra point of damage per caster level (maximum 20), which is not
42:40 <diebot> multiplied on a critical hit. A natural critical hit deals the same extra damage, but that damage is multiplied due to the critical. Once the target is used to attack the selected creature, successfully or not, this spell is discharged.
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39:57 <Wrothmonk> http://pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=713 I feel like I missed something....
40:27 <Wrothmonk> But I can't see what
50:51 <Avatar> languages
51:09 <Wrothmonk> Ah thanks
02:44 <Wrothmonk> hem… I'm tempted to get Abyssal, Aklo, and Infernal just to be able to say my character speaks evil
06:37 <Avatar> do it
17:06 <Mekkis> !item minotaur belt
17:07 <diebot> Mekkis, MINOTAUR BELT [faint transmutation] CL:4 belt 11000gp, 1lb
17:07 <diebot> This belt grants its wearer a +2 enhancement bonus to Strength, and the ability to ignore difficult terrain while charging or making an overrun, bull rush, or trample attempt. Treat the enhancement bonus to Strength as a temporary ability bonus for the first 24 hours the belt is worn. Source: Ultimate Equipment
17:20 <Mekkis> !item gorgon belt
17:20 <diebot> Mekkis, GORGON BELT [moderate transmutation] CL:9 belt 23000gp, 1lb
17:21 <diebot> This belt grants its wearer a +4 enhancement bonus to Strength, and the ability to ignore difficult terrain while charging or making an overrun, bull rush, or trample attempt. Furthermore, once per day on command, its wearer can spew a 60-foot cone of poisonous green gas as a breath weapon. Any creature caught in the area of the gas can attempt a
17:21 <diebot> DC 18 saving throw to resist its effect, but if the creature fails the saving throw, it is paralyzed for 1d4 rounds. At the end of its turn, a creature petrified by this breath weapon can attempt a new save to end the paralysis effect. Treat the enhancement bonus to Strength as a temporary ability bonus for the first 24 hours the belt is worn.
17:21 <diebot> Source: Ultimate Equipment
36:43 <Mekkis> ?staggered
36:43 <diebot> Mekkis, A staggered creature may take a single move action or standard action each round (but not both, nor can he take full-round actions). A staggered creature can still take free, swift, and immediate actions. A creature with nonlethal damage exactly equal to its current hit points gains the staggered condition.
06:57 Topic for #d&d is: This...is...NET SPLIT
06:57 Topic for #d&d set by scoutlan.qld.au.austnet.org at Mon Apr  1 17:50:35 2013
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10:07 <Steven> if you want your character to speak evil you also have to add Necril to that list
14:52 <Wrothmonk> hem… Well the undead aren't inherently evil. Plus I can only get 3 bonus languages.
15:10 <Steven> um.... yes undead are specifically evil.
15:21 <Wrothmonk> Really?
15:32 <Steven> yes
15:41 <Wrothmonk> I thought for sure...
21:07 <Wrothmonk> Huh, I guess your right, I can't find a single undead that doesn't have an alignment of evil.
36:47 * Steven is keeping his mouth shut on this one.
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41:47 <Mekkis> j
52:31 <Steven> oh man it was so hard not to tell him about the Juju oracles class feature with the non evil undead creations
05:33 <Steven> you missed it wroth!
13:17 <Wrothmonk> ?
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45:19 <Robleigh> hey kids
45:30 <Mekkis> hi
45:33 <Brunius> Mekkis: Is the next WotW 6th or 7th?
45:36 <Robleigh> Ulzef here setting robleigh up
46:02 <Mekkis> 6th, hopefully
46:04 <Mekkis> why?
46:30 <Brunius>  My friends want to do outdoorsy stuff this weekend so I was wondering when I would be free
49:13 <Mekkis> I'll actually be in the ACT next weekend, so I might actually need to push it back
49:42 <Steven> hey
49:50 <Mekkis> Robleigh, what do you think about a heavy-armour wearing two-handed-weapon wielding magus?
51:04 <Wrothmonk> hello
51:18 <andrey> hi!
52:19 <Brunius> Huh
52:29 <Brunius> I met Ashley's wife over the weekend
52:38 <Mekkis> oh?
54:39 <Brunius> She was at the same event as I was
02:18 <Chris_> Hiya
02:36 <Mekkis> how was it?
04:03 <Wrothmonk> Hello
04:29 <Chris_> I expect it's like 12 AM in Australia, since it's the near opposite of GMT
04:34 <Chris_> I'm in Britain
04:37 <Brunius> It was pretty good. This time I only got four people telling me they last saw me when I was 18" tall
06:02 <Wrothmonk> It would actually be 12 pm.
06:47 <Wrothmonk> I'm at gmt-6 at 7 pm, australlians are at +11
07:32 <Wrothmonk> gmt would be 1 am?
10:15 <Robleigh> heavy armor wearing sure two handed and you cant cast
10:31 <Robleigh> sorry jumping all around setting this stuf
10:35 <Robleigh> up
10:56 <Mekkis> I thought you could
11:03 <Mekkis> you just couldn't use spell combat
11:39 <Steven> its 11:10
12:06 <Robleigh> nope need a free hand it was ruled ages ago because all the magus when it was first done were using elven curved bakdes
12:43 <Robleigh> i would have to hunt for the ruling though gitch might know better will ask after doctor who
13:34 <Wrothmonk> ok I give up. timezones are impossible
26:54 <Robleigh> looked into it you can cast or attack cant do both in one turn with 2 hander but eh
28:12 <Mekkis> yeah
29:08 <Robleigh> you cant do the extra attack dodgy ness or anything like that 
29:17 <Mekkis> yeah
31:51 <Robleigh> hey mekkis had a brain fart how do you creat and name links in notepad again trying to make a link for robleighs character so he can just use a drop box pdf
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33:01 <Mekkis> [url=<link>]
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35:24 <Mekkis> mrot!
36:18 <Mort-> Wow wtf
36:29 <Mort-> Brunius
36:29 <Mort-> You spelt my name wrong :(
36:29 <Mort-> I lasted in combat with a 5 headed hydra for 9 rounds!
36:30 * Mort- fluffs
37:10 <Mekkis> I survived Thornkeep, run by Brock
37:37 <Mort-> Aren't you proud of me mekkis?
37:41 <Mort-> Did everyone walk away in one piece?
37:46 <Mekkis> no
37:56 <Mort-> Why :(
37:57 <Mekkis> noone walked out
38:10 <Mort-> Ddoored?
38:16 <Mort-> Or the to be continued sign
39:25 <Mekkis> one ran
39:31 <Mekkis> two d-doored
39:33 * Mort- paddy paws around
39:56 <Mort-> Lol wtf went wrong :d
40:31 <Mekkis> nothing
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40:36 <Mekkis> oh
40:40 <Mekkis> goodall
41:17 <Brunius> What about goodall?
41:48 <mortswishytail> Wuh?
41:58 <Mekkis> he went wrong
42:09 * mortswishytail paws brunius
42:18 <Wrothmonk> Does a magus have to prepare spells to cast with spell combat? because it doesn't look like it.
42:43 <mortswishytail> What?
43:20 <mortswishytail> Goodall was playing?
43:25 <mortswishytail> Or gming
43:47 <Mekkis> playing. Mike Brock was GMing
44:30 <mortswishytail> And what did goodall do?
44:56 <Mekkis> rushed in like a fool
44:57 <Wrothmonk> wait… nvm
45:37 <Robleigh> mekkis can you look at the sheet for robleigh and for me not sure what i did wron making the link
45:57 <Mekkis> !find robleigh
45:58 <dicebot> Mekkis, no results found. Give me a few minutes to update my database.
46:05 <mortswishytail> He has 9 wis?
46:10 <mortswishytail> Or lower?
46:33 * Steven flips computer and walks away.
46:35 <Mekkis> no
47:01 <Mekkis> oh.. Brock's a cool guy
47:09 <mortswishytail> Why?
47:09 <Brunius> Steven: My arm hurts. Diagnose it.
47:14 <Steven> told you he was mek
47:23 <Steven> brunius... you done goofed
47:29 <mortswishytail> I just won myself an inner sea world guide :d
47:37 * mortswishytail fluffs
47:47 <Brunius> Nice!
47:59 <Mekkis> I found his favourite beer!
48:05 <Wrothmonk> Agh this is confusing.
48:10 <Brunius> Ooooooooh
48:14 <Mekkis> mortswishytail, great!
48:19 <mortswishytail> Thanks
48:24 <mortswishytail> See?
48:30 <mortswishytail> Now I'm almost legal
48:39 <Mekkis> you've got a physical book?
48:53 <Mekkis> were the biscuits any good?
48:55 <mortswishytail> Inner sea world guide is physical book
49:08 <mortswishytail> Yeah thanks
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51:46 <Mort-> Hello
54:36 <Steven> i havent been able to decide which hard cover i should grab for free... since i get one for free at paizocon
54:54 <Steven> at gencon i get a mythic hardcover for free
55:06 * Mort- waves at Steven and holds out a paw
55:20 <Steven> hey mort.
55:58 <Mekkis> Steven, isn't it obvious?
56:06 <Mekkis> core rulebook, sixth printing
56:28 <Mort-> Hi!
56:37 <Mort-> Lets shake Steven.
56:48 * Mekkis crates Steven 
56:51 <Mort-> *secretly puts a frog in her palm*
56:58 <Mekkis> what?
57:01 <Steven> why would i get a core that i already have?
57:06 <Mekkis> sixth printing!
57:15 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 sleight of hand
57:16 <diebot> Mort-, sleight of hand: [1d20=13] 16
57:17 <Steven> im immune to crating
57:32 <Mekkis> but this is a Special crate
57:42 <Steven> doesnt matter, im immune to it.
59:30 <Mekkis> doesn't matter that you're immune to it
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00:00 <Brunius> sup mib_atkhs2
00:25 <mib_atkhs2> hey
00:28 <Steven> sup new guy, you can change your name with /nick Name
00:41 mib_atkhs2 is now known as Dean
01:03 <Dean> How is everyone?
01:38 <Mekkis> tired
01:55 <Mort-> I'm fluffy.
02:01 <Steven> im doin good, mostly because im immune to crating
02:24 <Dean> Nice. I'm completely new to pathfinder and I am trying to find games, online or in person doesn't matter. I have no idea how this is done however
02:44 <Steven> its okay, we can help
02:48 Mekkis sets mode -R Mekkis
03:01 <Steven> lets see who you get!
03:03 <Mekkis> Dean, what city are you in?
03:09 <Dean> Sydney
03:09 <Steven> !rand mek mort brun steve
03:10 <dicebot> Steven, random: mek
03:15 <Steven> mekkis is going to help you
03:25 <Mekkis> start by crating Steven 
03:40 <Brunius> Trust me, he will appreciate it
04:04 <Steven> i will...  If you can crate me i will mail you a wanayg boon
04:34 <Dean> You lost me
04:46 <Steven> its a boon mekkis really really really really wants
05:02 <Steven> it allows you to build a character of a race not normally available
05:11 <Mekkis> Steven, I'll tell you Brock's favourite beer
05:20 <Mekkis> :)
05:28 <Mort-> Hey who knows i might get one
05:30 <Mort-> Vc is organising an essay writing competition about the con.
05:43 <Mort-> The prize is a boon of your choice
05:57 <Mort-> I do have a bard level somewhere i think.
06:27 <Mekkis> Dean, If you're interested in playing in Sydney, I'd suggest talking to Al Rigg
06:45 <Mekkis> If you're interested in playing online, you've come to the right place
06:45 <Mort-> But damnit. People who play d&d are good story tellers too
07:16 <Dean> Probably better if I start in person, so i don't piss people off 
07:20 <Mekkis> [email protected]
07:25 <Mekkis> heh
07:41 <Mekkis> as long as you don't have a bad attitude, you'll be fine
08:16 <Dean> Nah im good on that front
08:20 <Steven> even if you piss everyone off, dont worry i'm worse so it wont seem as bad to them.
08:28 <Steven> they are conditioned
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09:44 <Brunius> We just hate on you behind your back
10:00 <Dean> That's ok as long as I don't know hehe
12:51 <Steven> its okay brunius
12:55 <Steven> i have a thick skin
13:17 <Dean> What times do you guys normally play?
13:59 <Steven> 7pm my time
14:38 <Brunius> AEDT, 10amish?
16:06 <Dean> 10 am, no nights, cause it looks like this shadow lodge has roughly the same times
16:18 <Dean> nights?
16:24 <Dean> *
17:25 <Brunius> It depends on what the GM sets. If there's someone willing to run a game from 3am to 8am, it will get run - we aren't likely to complain. 
17:48 <Brunius> Most of the games we run start at 10 or 11am, and run till anwhere between 3 and 6pm
18:26 <Dean> Ok so ill just have to keep an eye out then, because with work and sport during the day usually doesn't cut it. 
18:45 <Brunius> Righto, we usually do weekends.
19:02 <Brunius> Sometimes people will run weekday games, but then it's usually a matter of marshalling players
19:17 <Brunius> weekday evenings, I mean
19:25 <Brunius> But idle in here, that's what most of us do.
21:17 <Dean> Weekday evenings are probably ideal, so ill keep an eye out for that. Thanks for all your help ay appreciate it. So its mainly pathfinder society? That's the organised play for pathfinder right?
21:20 <Robleigh> !throw 1d20+6
21:20 <diebot> Robleigh, 1d20+6: [1d20=3] 9
21:29 <Robleigh> !throw 1d20+6 init
21:29 <diebot> Robleigh, init: [1d20=17] 23
21:30 <Brunius> Yup
21:54 <Robleigh> sorry showing robleigh how the diebot works
21:59 <Brunius> Mekkis has a regular campaign running, but I don't think he's accepting new players, and you have to be able to commit to a regular timeslot, which sounds like it might be a problem
22:07 <Brunius> !save stuff: 1d20+6 Stuff
22:07 <diebot> Brunius, 1d20+6 Stuff saved as @stuff
22:10 <Brunius> @stuff
22:13 <diebot> Brunius, Stuff: [1d20=6] 12
23:05 <Robleigh> !throw 1d20+6; 1d20+1
23:06 <diebot> Robleigh, 1d20+6: [1d20=17] 23; 1d20+1: [1d20=20] 21
23:23 <Robleigh> !throw 3#1d20+6
23:23 <diebot> Robleigh, 3#1d20+6: [1d20=20] 26, [1d20=12] 18, [1d20=14] 20
23:45 <Robleigh> think i covered it for him sorry about the spam
23:48 <Dean> Yes it is a problem unless its a week night. I'd be able to keep a weeknight free 
24:44 <Robleigh> later guys now he has no excuse just need to fix his sheet uploads
24:53 <Robleigh> will be on tomoz 
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26:29 <Dean> Anyway thats for your time and help, ill keep a look out for games online during the week or if my sunday's open up ill sort somethign out
27:58 <Mekkis> !feat Acadamae Graduate
27:59 <diebot> Mekkis, CRANE RIPOSTE [Combat] You use your defensive abilities to make overpowering counterattacks.  Prerequisites: Crane Style, Crane Wing, Dodge, Improved Unarmed Strike, base attack bonus +8 or monk level 7th. Benefit: You take only a –1 penalty on attack rolls for fighting defensively. Whenever you use Crane Wing to deflect an opponent's
28:00 <diebot> attack, you can make an attack of opportunity against that opponent after the attack is deflected.  
28:00 <diebot> Benefit:  Source: UC
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32:43 <Steven> watchin me some inglorious bastards... good stuff
37:29 <Steven> so... 9th level feat for bard.
38:30 <Steven> also made up my mind, just gonna get an NPC codex for the store.
43:16 <Mekkis> !spell named bullet
43:17 <diebot> Mekkis, NAMED BULLET divination ([]) inquisitor 4, ranger 3, sorcerer/wizard 4, witch 4 1 standard action Range: touch one piece of ammunition or one thrown weapon Comp: V, S, M/DF (an item from the selected creature or creature type) Duration: 10 minutes/level or until discharged Save: Will negates (harmless, object) SR:yes (harmless,
43:18 <diebot> object)
43:18 <diebot> You imbue the target with deadly accuracy against a selected creature type (and subtype for humanoids or outsiders) or a specific creature you know and can name. When used against the selected creature, the ammunition never misfires and is unaffected by concealment (but not total concealment), and at a range of 30 feet or less, the attack targets
43:18 <diebot> the selected creature's touch AC. When the target hits the selected creature, you must overcome that creature's spell resistance, or this spell has no effect. A normal hit scored using the target against the selected creature is considered to be a critical threat and deals 1 extra point of damage per caster level (maximum 20), which is not
43:18 <diebot> multiplied on a critical hit. A natural critical hit deals the same extra damage, but that damage is multiplied due to the critical. Once the target is used to attack the selected creature, successfully or not, this spell is discharged.
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49:38 <Steven> pretty sure between everyone thats goin if we coordinate we could get a whole set of the core assumption for the store.
51:08 <Mekkis> I think i'll put my money where my mouth is and make a power-attacking dwarf rogue
51:23 <Steven> yeah do it up!
51:30 <Steven> use a flying blade
51:34 <Mekkis> 12 dex
51:45 <Mekkis> fuck that
51:48 <Mekkis> core only
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53:11 <Steven> meh... that sounds kinda bring
53:12 <Steven> boring
54:03 <Steven> i wanna make an all APG character
56:19 <Mekkis> no CRB?
57:26 <Steven> no CRB
58:00 <Steven> natually the races will have be included... because i dont thinkt he apg introduced any new races
58:37 <Mekkis> seems difficult
58:52 <Mekkis> I suppose witch would be possible
59:38 <Mekkis> you're missing out on a lot of feats otherwise
16:42 <Steven> cool al rigg got a service coin
51:13 <Mekkis> !item robe of needles
51:15 <diebot> Mekkis, ROBE OF NEEDLES [faint evocation] CL:5 body 1000gp, 4lb
51:15 <diebot> This dark, hooded robe has six long, silvery, razor-sharp needles protruding from the bottom of its loose sleeves, three on each side. The wearer can launch one needle as a ranged touch attack. The needle counts as a thrown weapon with a range increment of 10 feet. If the needle hits, it embeds itself in the target's flesh, dealing 1 point of
51:15 <diebot> piercing damage and 1 point of bleed damage. A creature can pull out the needle as a full-round action, which ends the bleed effect. The needle is destroyed if an attack with it misses or when it is removed from a creature it was embedded in. The robe regrows all spent needles each morning. Source: Ultimate Equipment
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