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00:01:58 <Mekkis> Fortress of the Nail was fun
00:02:13 <Mekkis> especially when our cleric made a statement.
00:02:38 <Mekkis> Turns out the player is a bar-approved lawyer, so he made a really compelling case
00:14:07 <Steven> i have yet to read that scenario
00:14:30 <Steven> but yeah i'd say that would be an advantage
00:25:13 <Steven> my gunslinger/inquisitor is level 8 now
00:25:14 <Steven> woot woot
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01:41:01 <Mekkis> I'll make a decision on Wednesday/Thursday
02:18:51 <Brunius> wha
02:18:59 <Brunius> seoni mishandling a platypus?
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02:29:50 <Brunius> I think I remember that, actually
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02:34:12 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/image/content/PathfinderPlayerCompanion/PZO9429-Seoni.jpg
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02:35:00 <Brunius> Of course...
02:35:52 <Steven> sp
02:35:55 <Steven> sup
02:37:29 <Mekkis> I need to consolidate some chronicle sheets
02:37:39 <Mekkis> time to fire up Inkscape!
02:44:06 <Steven> no dont do it, its a tarp
03:01:33 <Mekkis> Steven, if you get GM credit for First Steps 2, do you get the boon?
03:02:01 <Avatar> you get the boon on any game you GM
03:02:17 <Steven> well... now you do.
03:02:19 <Avatar> it's in the PFS guide
03:02:21 <Steven> you used to not get boons.
03:02:29 <Avatar> I'm pretty sure you told me that mekkis
03:02:30 <Mekkis> ummm
03:02:42 <Mekkis> if you GMed it on 2011-9-30, would you get the boon?
03:02:51 <Avatar> it's not retroactive
03:03:03 <Mekkis> that's why I'm asking
03:03:10 <Mekkis> I don't remember when that rule was changed
03:03:24 <Steven> mid 2012
03:03:25 <Avatar> like mid last year I think
03:07:24 <Brunius> Avatar, how do I torpedos
03:07:38 <Avatar> you just torpedos
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03:07:59 <Brunius> Oh, is that all
03:08:02 <Brunius> I thought it was more complicated
03:08:08 <Avatar> that's all it is
03:09:02 <Steven> what torpedos?
03:09:23 <Avatar> not sure
03:11:28 <Mekkis> damn: I'm missing a boon
03:11:39 <Mekkis> ummm
03:11:42 <Mekkis> chronicle sheet
03:11:49 <Avatar> do you know which one
03:11:53 <Mekkis> yes
03:11:58 <Mekkis> echoes of the overwatched
03:12:10 <Avatar> brunius GM'd that didn't he
03:12:18 <Mekkis> he did, but not for me
03:12:22 <Brunius> I've DMed it in past
03:12:30 <Mekkis> he played it with me
03:12:38 <Brunius> It was one of the Geelong guys that DMed it
03:12:39 <Mekkis> Brunius, why don't you run it again soon?
03:12:46 <Mekkis> was it Ulzef?
03:12:53 <Brunius> Nope
03:13:00 <Brunius> No-one whos name I know
03:13:39 <Mekkis> Steven, did you end up getting that PDF?
03:13:44 <Avatar> better to run something you haven't GM'd before
03:14:20 <Avatar> I decided on taking combat trick with rapid shot for my rogue talent
03:14:28 <Avatar> I need to do some more damage
03:14:37 <Mekkis> Brunius, could you tell me what a character on slow progression would get if they played up for that scenario?
03:15:10 <Brunius> Don't have the pdf downloaded; give me a couple of minutes
03:16:35 <Mekkis> don't worry
03:16:37 <Mekkis> I found it
03:18:47 <Avatar> what tier gives 5000ish gold
03:18:54 <Brunius> 5-6?
03:18:56 <Brunius> IIRC
03:19:04 <Brunius> might be 8-9
03:19:05 <Avatar> cool
03:19:34 <Avatar> it is 8-9
03:19:43 <Avatar> ok someone has to run a 5-9 that I can uptier my level 6 guy through
03:19:48 <Avatar> I need 5000 gp and fast !
03:20:12 <Avatar> somehow I've gone 6 levels with my archaeologist and never misfired his gun
03:20:13 <Mekkis> Fortress of the Nail?
03:20:25 <Avatar> you'll kill me in fortress of the nail
03:20:52 <Mekkis> we finished the scenario with two combat rounds!
03:20:53 <Avatar> apparently blakros matrimony, the disappeared and fortress of the nail are like a trilogy
03:20:58 <Steven> no i havent gone over to moscow.
03:21:00 <Avatar> and I have completely missed the tie in
03:21:43 <Steven> avatar.. currently there is a bet going on
03:21:51 <Avatar> a bet
03:22:01 <Steven> would you care to enter the competition?
03:22:07 <Avatar> what is it
03:22:23 <Mekkis> but there's new information since previous bets were placed!
03:22:28 <Mekkis> if Avatar enters, I call foul
03:22:36 <Avatar> what is the bet
03:22:38 <Steven> shut up, if he doesnt know it, its still valid
03:22:47 <Avatar> what
03:22:50 <Steven> because he doesnt have the additional information
03:22:57 <Avatar> I don't have any information
03:23:19 <Steven> Bracers of falcons aim has recently been banned until it can be errata'd with a more reasonable price
03:23:51 <Mekkis> the fact that Mike Brock said what the development say the price should be
03:23:53 <Steven> the bet is, figuring out a reasonable price for the item.
03:24:00 <Mekkis> and Avatar has commented on that thread
03:24:11 <Steven> he did?
03:24:12 <Avatar> I have the memory of a sieve
03:24:13 <Mekkis> yes
03:24:16 <Avatar> I don't recall seeing a new price
03:24:25 <Steven> so... how much do you think they are worth?
03:24:28 <Avatar> I don't actually know what they do
03:24:31 <Avatar> sec
03:24:39 <Mekkis> !item bracers of falcon's aim
03:24:40 <diebot> Mekkis, BRACERS OF FALCON'S AIM [faint transmutation] CL:3 wrists 4000gp, 1lb
03:24:41 <diebot> Each of these crimson leather bracers is emblazoned with the image of a soaring golden falcon scanning the ground for easy prey. They continually grant the wearer the benefits of the aspect of the falcon spell, though without the spell's physical transformation. Source: Ultimate Equipment
03:24:50 <Mekkis> !spell Aspect of the falcon
03:24:52 <diebot> Mekkis, ASPECT OF THE FALCON transmutation (polymorph[]) druid 1, ranger 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 minute/level Save: SR:
03:24:52 <Avatar> they reckon 4000gp is too cheap aye
03:24:52 <diebot> You take on an aspect of a falcon. Your eyes become wide and raptor-like, and you grow feathers on the sides of your head. You gain a +3 competence bonus on Perception checks, a +1 competence bonus on ranged attacks, and the critical multiplier for your bows and crossbows becomes 19-20/x3. This effect does not stack with any other effect that
03:24:52 <diebot> expands the threat range of a weapon, such as the Improved Critical feat or a keen weapon.
03:24:58 <Avatar> don't present more evidence
03:25:18 <Avatar> is this a guessing bet
03:25:19 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pivw&page=5?Balance#221
03:25:22 <Avatar> or are we meant to calculate it
03:25:23 <Steven> so effectively, skill focus perception, improved critical, and weapon focus.
03:25:31 <Steven> this is a guessing bet
03:25:37 <Avatar> yeah ok
03:26:13 <Mekkis> (note that that's in response to the post just after Brock giving his idea of the price)
03:26:13 <Steven> you pick a number, if you are closest to the number, you pick one other person who has also made a bet and they have to GM a game of your choosing
03:27:10 <Avatar> I would do it for bragging rights
03:27:40 <Avatar> 16000gp
03:27:59 <Avatar> that is probably generous
03:28:01 <Avatar> 18000gp
03:28:34 <Steven> yeah mekkis is a douche and picked one number below mine.
03:28:48 <Avatar> what was it
03:28:48 <Steven> i think you should pick 14998 to douche him!
03:28:56 <Avatar> ok 14998gp
03:28:56 <Steven> mine is 15k, his is 14999
03:29:05 <Steven> BOOSH! SCREW YOU MEKKIS!
03:29:15 <Avatar> hopefully they are 14999gp mekkis
03:29:32 <Steven> yeah he tried to get brunius to pick 15001
03:29:49 <Steven> so i would have a very slim chance to get it.
03:30:16 <Mekkis> I call BS
03:30:23 <Mekkis> as I said, Avatar has additional information
03:30:31 <Avatar> I didn't even know about it until you pointed it out
03:30:40 <Avatar> even a cursory glance after you linked it and I didn't see it
03:30:59 <Avatar> I was busy giving mike brock an earful
03:31:10 <Avatar> you'll excuse me if they were talking about an item I didn't care about
03:31:23 <Steven> until the official price for the item comes out its complete speculation.
03:31:40 <Avatar> does anyone else have bets
03:31:52 <Steven> brunius, mekkis, avatar, and myself have placed bets
03:31:59 <Mekkis> I know, but it's got more guidance that the one I had. Also, the original bet was just between Steven and myself
03:32:04 <Avatar> what's brunius think
03:32:08 <Mekkis> I believe it was wrothmonk, not Brunius
03:32:14 <Avatar> what's wrothmonk think
03:32:15 <Steven> yeah wroth
03:32:17 <Steven> 8k
03:32:42 <Avatar> I think they tend to try make magic items pretty overpriced in general
03:32:59 <Avatar> I always get a feeling like "I can't believe I'm paying this much for this one thing"
03:33:11 <Avatar> so for these 3 things, well...
03:33:19 <Avatar> in one item
03:33:53 <Mekkis> when was the synthesist banned?
03:34:05 <Avatar> the synthesist was banned....
03:34:05 <Steven> it was basically i pay 4k for 3 feats
03:34:12 <Avatar> I don't remember when the synthesist was banned
03:34:18 <Avatar> but I do remember that the synthesist is banned
03:34:27 <Brunius> what
03:34:33 <Brunius> why are you pinging me
03:34:40 <Avatar> go back to sleep
03:34:42 <Brunius> I didn't place any bets
03:35:24 <Steven> yeah i was confused... woudl you like to place a bet?
03:35:53 <Steven> winner picks one person in the pool to run any scenario that they want. Eyes of the ten is off limits.
03:36:41 <Brunius> What is the bet on?
03:37:03 <Steven> the new errata'd cost of Bracers of Falcons Aim.
03:37:24 <Brunius> I don't have any interest in that, so no
03:37:30 <Avatar> it's a bet brunius!
03:37:37 <Avatar> just name a number
03:37:37 <Brunius> Fuck you, no
03:37:43 <Avatar> well that's rude
03:37:47 <Avatar> and not very sporting
03:37:48 <Steven> seriously right?
03:37:53 <Brunius> You're always trying to get me to do stuff
03:37:56 <Avatar> have you had a bad day
03:37:57 <Brunius> I'm a little bit sick of it
03:38:02 <Brunius> Slightly
03:38:05 <Avatar> relax
03:38:42 <Steven> sorry we want to include you on our stupid bet?
03:38:54 <Steven> You dont have to do it if you dont want.
03:39:09 <Avatar> just a correction
03:39:11 <Avatar> it is a sweet bet
03:39:22 <Avatar> as good as anything to bet on
03:39:22 <Steven> a stupidly sweet bet!
03:39:28 <Avatar> stupidly sweet!
03:42:15 <Steven> my bard is now level 8
03:42:25 <Steven> has haste, slow, and terrible remorse
03:42:29 <Avatar> what feats do you have
03:43:17 <Steven> combat expertise, weapon finesse, lingering performance,
03:43:26 <Steven> still have to pick my level 7 feat
03:43:38 <Steven> thinking butterfly sting
03:44:07 <Avatar> what weapon do you use
03:44:36 <Steven> i have like 9 weapons on the character.
03:45:36 <Steven> scorpion whip, rapier, heavy mace, short bow, light crossbow, Great sword, long sword, quarterstaff, Dagger
03:45:56 <Steven> the great sword is cold iron
03:46:07 <Steven> the dagger is silver
03:46:31 <Steven> i would use the Rapier to butterfly sting, get it keened
03:47:29 <Mekkis> Steven, is this legit: http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/consolidated_boon.pdf
03:48:32 <Steven> no.
03:49:04 <Steven> You could put it in with the rest as a summation of what you have, but you still have to carry all your chronicle sheets with you.
03:49:28 <Avatar> hi everyone look at my very-paizo looking chronicle sheet that I made up
03:50:03 <Avatar> you cheated on all those dayjob rolls
03:53:06 <Steven> remember mekkis, the more suspicious your sheets look... like say having a very official looking chronicle sheet, the longer and more thorough people are going to be during an audit of your character.
03:53:44 <Avatar> that's his old synthesist character
03:53:52 <Avatar> he was rolling with skilled +8 on diplomacy with caravan
03:53:57 <Avatar> which mike brock ruled was illegal
03:54:19 <Steven> skilled?
03:54:27 <Avatar> the skilled evolution summoners get
03:55:13 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2ndf0?Day-Job-Synthesist-Summoner-Caravan-vanity
03:55:43 <Steven> you should get a GM to watch you adjust the gold amount on those sheets and sign off on them.
03:55:57 <Steven> preferably a VO
03:56:15 <Steven> but thats up to you
03:56:38 <Avatar> forget that just keep the rolls and make the character illegal for play
03:58:48 <Steven> i think after tonight walter is 10 games away from qualifying for his 5th star.
04:00:08 <Avatar> do you need a certain unmber of games for 5 stars
04:01:41 <Steven> yup
04:01:54 <Steven> 150 games w/ over different games played.
04:02:25 <Steven> 10 specials
04:02:31 <Steven> i thought it was 30
04:02:34 <Avatar> how do you play 10 specials
04:02:39 <Steven> so he is probaly like 2-3 games away
04:03:12 <Steven> sorry 150games, 50 different games so you cant just do like first steps 30 times.
04:03:26 <Steven> 10 specials
04:03:29 <Avatar> we struggle to play through any specials
04:03:50 <Steven> and GM a game with a VO or Paizo staff at your table evaluating your rules knowledge
04:04:24 <Steven> which for walter will mean Mike Brock
04:05:47 <Avatar> I'm sure Mike Brock isn't quite that scary
04:05:50 <Steven> specials and exclusives
04:05:58 <Steven> no he is a super cool dude
04:06:34 <Steven> at paizocon, i was walking through the hallway as a slot was starting up
04:07:01 <Steven> he walked out saw me and was like yo bearded man we need one more at a table will you do it? and i was like sure what game.
04:07:07 <Steven> it was one i had played
04:07:28 <Steven> and was like well looks like no credit and he was like no wait, you already played it... nah we dont want to waste your time
04:07:46 <Steven> and i was like, TIME FOR NO CREDIT SIR! LETS DO THIS!
04:08:01 <Steven> at the end of the scenario, he gave me a boon of my choosing
04:08:26 <Steven> he is seriously a cool guy.
04:08:35 <Steven> also, likes good beer
04:09:03 <Steven> also recognized me at the very end of the con and gave me a free fiction book.
04:09:19 <Steven> he had a box of them and was handing them out to people.
04:09:25 <Steven> that were GMs
04:09:31 <Steven> and was like hey Heres a book.
04:09:34 <Mekkis> what's his favourite beer?
04:09:46 <Steven> and i was like, not a GM, and hes like Hey, heres a book.
04:09:47 <Avatar> mekkis wants to earn the PFS co-ordinator's favour!
04:10:00 <Brunius> He needs it, with all the stunts he's pulling
04:10:04 <Avatar> haha
04:10:05 <Brunius> Wow, I'm cynical today
04:10:23 <Steven> If you can find out his Favorite beer there are many VOs who will pay you handsomely for that information.
04:10:29 <Brunius> First I categorise the mining companies as evil superpowers that want us all to work for $0.10 a day
04:10:45 <Steven> thats not cynical... thats truth.
04:10:49 <Mekkis> nah
04:10:56 <Mekkis> they actually pay very well
04:11:08 <Steven> because governments force them to pay a fair wage.
04:11:17 <Mekkis> not just that
04:11:30 <Mekkis> because noone wants to work out there without a big bribe
04:11:33 <Mekkis> it's more that they want to "strip us of our resources and move on"
04:11:51 <Brunius> To be fair, it was part of a presentation on how evil mining companies are
04:11:53 <Steven> the largest open pit mining operation in the world pays their employees less than a dollar a day because there is very little government interference due to bribes and what not.
04:12:37 <Mekkis> there are a lot of reasons to dislike mining companies in Australia. The amount they pay their employees isn't one of them
04:12:46 <Steven> anyways...
04:13:04 <Mekkis> the fact that they keep lobbying the government to let them import workers is more of an issue
04:13:05 <Steven> mekkis find out his favorite beer and you could be a rich man.
04:13:17 <Brunius> Yeah, that's pretty annoying
04:13:31 <Mekkis> should I get him drunk and ask him, Steven?
04:14:32 <Steven> if you could get him drunk...
04:15:01 <Mekkis> my favourite beer is stuff without hops, that's been distilled, then packed in wooden casks for eighteen years...
04:22:47 <Steven> my favorite beer is the oatmeal stout my brother makes
04:23:02 <Brunius> my favorite beer is null
05:03:55 <Mort-> Oh hi
05:05:10 <Avatar> are you surprised to find us
05:06:10 <Mort-> No. I was trying to hypnotise mekkis for cookies
05:06:23 <Mort-> Also I've heard you found a rack
05:06:33 <Mort-> Want some suggestions?
05:06:57 <Avatar> oh mort
05:07:02 <Avatar> there is a way to get a tail as a human in PFS
05:07:04 <Avatar> I think
05:07:05 <Mort-> Yes yes?
05:07:28 <Mort-> Racial heritige kitsune?
05:07:36 <Avatar> that's it I think
05:07:48 <Avatar> I saw that and I thought YEP THATS MORT
05:07:49 <Mort-> Haha. Id like that
05:08:10 <Mort-> Maybe my next character will be a sylvan sorb
05:08:13 <Mort-> Sorc.
05:08:16 <Mort-> With a tail
05:08:33 <Mort-> And i shall have a badger.
05:09:07 <Mort-> Mebbe. But back to the rack
05:10:43 <Steven> sup.
05:10:45 <Steven> im back
05:12:01 <Avatar> I'm not 100% sure it's legal
05:12:31 <Mort-> Probably not since I'm not sure if kitsune are legal without boons
05:12:51 <Mort-> But if i were to translate myself. Just simple druid
05:13:11 <Mort-> Wildshape into a badger and stay in it permanently
05:13:42 <Mort-> Though technically i have an arcane and not a divine spell list
05:13:49 <Mort-> I really can't clw
05:15:16 <Mort-> I really don't feel good with a divine spell list
05:15:36 <Mort-> My spells should be nothing but glitterdust
05:19:36 <Steven> kitsune are not legal without a boon
05:25:39 <Mekkis> I still want an oracle with the druid spell list
05:27:35 <Mort-> I want to have a wizards spell list
05:27:36 * Mort- is a magic mur
05:31:06 <Mekkis> still making ramen
05:31:19 <Mekkis> takes ages...
05:31:21 <Steven> mort if you want to get yourself a tail on a human you gonna have to disguise tht you have a tail as there is no legal way for you to grow one currently.
05:32:09 <Mekkis> I hope that Kitsune boons don't pop up around Australia
05:32:12 <Mort-> Easy. Hat of disguise. Kitsune form
05:32:21 <Mort-> Matter settled
05:32:24 <Mort-> Got issue?
05:32:25 <Mort-> Greater hat of disguise
05:32:25 <Mekkis> AFAIK, if you want one, your best chance is Sydney :)
05:32:39 <Mort-> I can't fly to auzzie land
05:32:48 <Steven> I have a kitsune bonus
05:32:52 <Steven> boon even
05:32:58 <Mort-> Would darkwhite believe me if i told him i had paws and a tail?
05:33:13 <Mort-> 4 paws in fact
05:33:58 <Steven> probably not
05:34:48 <Mekkis> Mort-, I believe you already told him
05:34:50 <Mekkis> let me check
05:34:59 <Mort-> Oh oh!
05:35:19 <Mort-> He did say he believed me right?
05:37:20 <Mekkis> Apr 11 23:03:44 <Mort-> Does darkwhite have horns. Claws. And tail?
05:37:21 <Mekkis> hehe
05:37:59 <Mort-> But did i tell him i have a tail?
05:38:04 <Mort-> And 4 paws?
05:52:00 <Mekkis> not sure
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05:57:34 <Mort-> See.
05:57:40 <Steven> see what?
05:57:56 <Mort-> I won't know if darkwhite will believe me
05:59:04 <Steven> why not send him an email
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06:06:07 <Steven> better to find out before you go.
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06:10:37 <Mort-> I believe in myself
06:10:46 <Mort-> All that really matters
06:12:01 <Steven> and here i thought the rules were what matter
06:16:13 <Mekkis> Steven, Question.
06:17:08 <Mekkis> I'm trying to decide whether to houserule the Iron Circlet's version of Disguise Self should always disguise the wearer as a Humanoid....
06:17:29 <Steven> its your home brew man, do whatever ya want
06:17:51 <Steven> i mean you already house ruled no swift action wands
06:18:16 <Steven> the spring loaded wrist sheath thing.
06:21:58 <Steven> i went and looked at disguise self, you cannot change your creature type
06:22:08 <Steven> so, we could never change from a humanoid
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06:27:27 <Mekkis> the problem is that kapow's character is an Outsider (native)
06:29:38 <Mort-> Say it turns you into a human
06:30:05 <Mort-> Else next he will turn into some kind of many clawed bodak or something
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06:31:26 <Mekkis> a bodak is undead, iirc
06:32:42 <Mort-> I'm sure there are nice demons
06:32:47 <Mort-> Or devils
06:33:05 <Mort-> Maybe even a shadow demon
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06:33:19 <Mort-> Or a marlith(think too big though)
06:34:30 <Steven> there is at least ONE CG Bearded Devil
06:36:31 <Mort-> Probably someones magic jaring him
06:36:38 <Mort-> How did he get cg
06:36:42 <Steven> we summoned one and had it put on a crown of opposite alignment
06:36:48 <Mort-> or got cursed go that body
06:36:59 <Mort-> Lol
06:37:27 <Mort-> That's amusing
06:39:35 <Steven> yeah, we summon him all the time
06:39:58 <Steven> mostly when we are fighting devils
06:40:50 <Mort-> What does he do
06:40:56 <Mort-> Smite evil?
06:41:07 <Mekkis> really?
06:41:09 <Mekkis> in PFS?
06:41:31 <Mekkis> can you tell Deceased his Truename?
06:42:22 <Mort-> It won't work in pfs
06:44:14 <Avatar_> I didn't realise throwing weapons provokes AoOs
06:44:19 <Mekkis> I'm not sure if there's a crown of opposite alignment in PFS
06:44:27 <Mekkis> I know there's a belt of gender changing
06:44:33 <Mekkis> Mytiazair almost put it on
06:44:35 Avatar_ is now known as Avatar
06:44:46 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
06:47:38 <Steven> Mekkis i would be glad to run the scenario where that happens.
06:48:14 <Mekkis> well... Avatar won't play it if I run it...
06:48:30 <Steven> i mean... i'd kill like all of you...
06:53:00 <Ballig> and the action required to throw a weapon depends on the weapon size
06:53:18 <mib_hh7sfk> so how does one get invited to a game?
06:59:21 <Steven> alright back
06:59:30 <Steven> wow... nobody messaged the newbbie
07:07:00 <Steven> How do you guys ever expect to grow the community if nobody talks to new people?
07:09:35 <Mekkis> should I get diebot to respond to common questions?
07:10:07 <Steven> probably not
07:10:26 <Mekkis> I was thinking about programming First Steps 1 into diebot :)
07:12:24 <Mekkis> so... Day of the Demon on Wednesday
07:15:12 <Steven> hmmm... so on tuesday
07:15:54 <Mekkis> yeah
07:16:12 <Steven> yeah no.
07:16:56 <Mekkis> what's the best usage of one of those Image spells (silent image/minor image etc) you've seen?
07:21:45 <Steven> I made an image of a dude in a prison cell while we snuck him out
07:22:16 <Mekkis> how long did you remain concentrating?
07:23:54 <Steven> just long enough to get him back onto my ship
07:24:21 <Mekkis> ah
07:26:17 <Steven> yeah the dude was about to get killed, we brought him a whore
07:26:35 <Mekkis> ah
07:26:39 <Mekkis> fair enough
07:26:43 <Mekkis> any other usages you've seen?
07:26:51 <Steven> dalsine affair
07:29:53 <Mekkis> in 2009, a wizard cast a silent image of a thick cloud of fog over the enemies
07:30:01 <Mekkis> there were a lot of rogues in the party
07:30:19 <Mekkis> and we shared a language other than common
08:24:14 <Mekkis> it's a ranged attack
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09:04:53 <sir_stiletto> how do I handle skills if I'm multi-classed? I'm currently a rogue and I'm debating when I want to also bring in fighter. When I add fighter to rogue, do I become skilled in all of the class skills for both? What does that do to the +1 Skill Point or + 1 HP for favored class? By the way I'm a Half-elven, so both rogue and fighter are my favored classes.
09:12:07 <Ulzef_sleepingzzzz> you still get the +1 hp/skill or other all skills become class skills you just gain a amount of skills per lvl equal to your current class
09:12:29 <Ulzef_sleepingzzzz> so when you gpo fighter you get 2+int mod for that lvl
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09:13:48 <sir_stiletto> I think I understand the implications there.
09:15:35 <sir_stiletto> I know I still count as a level 2 character. Just with 1 level in Rogue and 1 in Fighter. From what I'm hearing I basically become skilled in the additional class skills.
09:16:05 <Ulzef> yeah your class skills ar both list of class skills
09:16:28 <Ulzef> you still get to put your favored class bonus were you want
09:16:33 <sir_stiletto> I can get the skill points of 2+1 (INT is 12). And apply those 3 points to any three skills
09:16:44 <Ulzef> yes
09:17:00 <sir_stiletto> and if I choose to put my favored to +1 Skill then I apply that as well.
09:17:03 <sir_stiletto> cool
09:17:09 <Ulzef> 4 if you use your favored class there
09:18:42 <sir_stiletto> I'm still trying to understand the full implications, but I'm basically interested in growing combat as a duelist. In this case the feat of Two-Handed Fighting. I'm still trying to figure out the implications of Two-Handed Fighting with Sneak Attack
09:20:49 <sir_stiletto> from what I'm reading the Sneak Attack can apply as long as they are not applying their DEX to their armor and that it counts for all attacks. So Two-Handed Fighting with a Rapier and a Dagger could get really nice damage.
09:31:36 <sir_stiletto> how do I know what magical items are available for purchase? is it always completely limited to what is on my chronicle sheets? I would like to buy mule back cords, but it's not on any of my sheets.
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09:37:01 * Mort- licks a wrothmonk
09:37:14 <sir_stiletto> licks a wrothmonk?
09:37:24 <Wrothmonk> ...
09:39:40 <Wrothmonk> Why…?
09:42:25 <Mort-> Because I'm a small mur
09:42:35 <Mort-> Its like having a puppy around
09:47:16 <Mort-> Puppies lick you don't they
09:47:31 <Wrothmonk> Yeah, some grown dogs do as well
09:48:48 <sir_stiletto> so how do I find out the list of "standard" items that can be bought without having them on the chronicle sheets?
09:49:16 <Mort-> Its the guide to pathfinder society
09:49:37 <Mort-> And oh you're new :)
09:49:48 * Mort- giggles
09:50:04 <Mort-> Let me introduce myself. I am mort
09:50:07 <Mort-> And I'm a
09:50:16 <sir_stiletto> that's why I'm confused actually. I was able (encouraged) to buy a wand of Cure Light Wounds with prestige points and that's not on the list in the guide
09:51:07 <Ulzef> you can get any first lvl wands or any +1 items everything else depends on if you have enough fame to meet the gold requirements
09:51:09 <Mort-> i.pinger.pl/pgr274/b53a4f5e0018633e50bf594e/Mort_the_Mouse_lemur%5B1%5D.jpg
09:51:36 <Mort-> You can get it using 2 pp to get a 750 gp weapon
09:51:50 <Mort-> Someone actually made a master composite bow with it
09:52:13 <Mort-> +3 strength rating and started shooting things with it
09:52:21 <Mort-> Instead of a clw
09:52:29 <Mort-> Wand.
09:53:27 <sir_stiletto> so I might have done the wand incorrectly… I have to have enough prestige points to be able to spend the gold? or do I spend the prestige points?
09:53:41 <Mort-> You spend the pp
09:53:43 <Mort-> 2 of it
09:53:50 <sir_stiletto> ok, so I did it right then
09:53:54 <Mort-> And you have a clw wand with 50 charges
09:54:08 <Mort-> Have fun. If you see a shadow. Tap him with it
09:54:12 <Wrothmonk> its fame not prestige that allows you to buy non-standard items
09:54:14 <Mort-> That also works.
09:54:32 <Wrothmonk> fame goes up every time you get prestige and can't go down.
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10:54:59 <Mort-> Ok work. Time to go
10:55:03 <Mekkis> sorry about that
10:55:05 <Mort-> Pallies make me sneeze
10:55:08 <sir_stiletto> have fun...
10:55:16 <Mort-> Its ok you can't be around all the time
10:55:20 <Mekkis> was busy making ramen
10:55:50 <Mort-> Give wrothmonk admin rights
10:55:52 <Mort-> Will help
10:56:00 <Mort-> More people to keep an eye on thing
10:56:02 <Mort-> S
10:56:09 <sir_stiletto> that's scary… my son with admin rights
10:56:21 <Ulzef> no she would kick me for crating people
10:56:22 <Mort-> He isn't your son is he?
10:56:25 <Mekkis> I'll just put something into diebot :)
10:56:26 <sir_stiletto> yes he is
10:56:34 <Mort-> Give wrothmok
10:56:45 <sir_stiletto> I'm getting back into doing RPG to spend more time with him...
10:56:52 <Ulzef> ahh
10:56:55 <Mort-> You're so cool
10:56:56 <sir_stiletto> did lots of it in college
10:57:17 <Mekkis> if someone says "dddddddddd n dddddddddddd", allow people to type !ban or something
10:57:17 <sir_stiletto> don't let him hear that I'm cool… I'm supposed to be the irritating father.
10:57:50 <sir_stiletto> make a clown file and add phrases to it. if someone enters a phrase in the clown file then !ban can work
10:58:00 <sir_stiletto> and it's easy to add phrases to the system
10:58:30 <sir_stiletto> sorry, 30 years of writing software makes me jump up and nerd out at the weirdest times
10:58:30 <Wrothmonk> To late, I'm still here :P
10:58:34 <Mekkis> FYI: I don't actually have ops either... I can usually get him to leave though :)
10:58:53 <Mort-> Wish my dad would join me also
10:59:02 <Ulzef> i resisted the urge to flame him
10:59:04 <Mort-> Instead of thinking i have better uses for my free time
11:00:15 <Mort-> Ok have to go to work
11:00:29 <Ulzef> hey mekkis do you know of any decent animal companions that can do both water and land
11:00:30 <Mort-> And you have a really cool dad wrothmonk! :d
11:00:38 <Mort-> Croc
11:00:40 <Mort-> Off hand
11:00:48 <Mort-> Try elamosaurus too
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11:03:41 <sir_stiletto> can a riding dog be a pack animal?
11:05:16 <Mekkis> define "pack animal"?
11:06:49 <sir_stiletto> put a couple saddle bags and have it follow me around. train it using Handle Animal...
11:06:55 <Mekkis> sure
11:07:07 <sir_stiletto> I'm assuming that a riding dog isn't big enough to carry a 6' person
11:07:16 <Mekkis> they're actually really powerful as attack dogs at first level
11:08:32 <sir_stiletto> yeah, that's what actually got my attention. have it intimidate/attack and then I back stab
11:09:10 <sir_stiletto> but can I buy one?
11:09:23 <Mekkis> sure
11:09:27 <Mekkis> it's in the core rulebook
11:10:09 <sir_stiletto> scary enough that might be my solution for carrying more stuff… :)
11:10:58 <Mekkis> sure. Just don't get too emotionally attached to the dog
11:11:02 <Mekkis> it WILL die
11:11:03 <sir_stiletto> it's STR is higher than mine
11:11:07 <Mekkis> the question really is "when"
11:11:11 <sir_stiletto> yeah, that's what I'm afraid of
11:11:15 <Mekkis> what class is your character?
11:11:21 <sir_stiletto> I would have to leave a bunch of stuff behind
11:11:36 <sir_stiletto> Rogue right now 1st level. I'm going to add 1 level fighter
11:12:09 <sir_stiletto> I'm trying to figure out what I can do to carry more gear. I can't get a handy haversack yet, which is what I really want
11:12:26 <sir_stiletto> I'm thinking I'll probably just wait for the haversack but I'm exploring options
11:12:50 <Mekkis> how much stuff are you planning on carrying?
11:13:49 <sir_stiletto> not a ton, but I used to carry lots of stuff like flour, oil, etc. I like the thunderstone, and tanglefoot bag. and some others.
11:14:05 <sir_stiletto> but I have a STR of 13. so my light encumbrance is low
11:14:15 <Mekkis> !capacity 13
11:14:21 <diebot> Mekkis, 50 if medium, 37.5 if small.
11:14:31 <Mekkis> !capacity 14
11:14:33 <diebot> Mekkis, 58 if medium, 43.5 if small.
11:14:41 <Mekkis> you can get a masterwork backpack
11:14:48 <Mekkis> that gives you another 8 lb
11:14:49 <Wrothmonk> He already has.
11:14:54 <sir_stiletto> I thought about the master work backpack, but it doesn't give much
11:14:54 <Wrothmonk> I believe.
11:15:04 <Mekkis> muleback cords are the next upgrade
11:15:07 <Mekkis> !item muleback cords
11:15:13 <sir_stiletto> No I decided against it because it didn't give much
11:15:25 <Wrothmonk> ah
11:15:36 <sir_stiletto> I think I can get muleback cords right now but that takes up most of my gold
11:15:38 <Mekkis> looks like that database is getting slow
11:15:46 <diebot> Mekkis, MULEBACK CORDS [faint transmutation] CL:3 shoulders 1000gp, 0.2lb
11:15:47 <diebot> These thick leather cords wrap around the wearer's biceps and shoulders. When worn, they make the wearer's muscles appear larger than normal. The wearer treats his Strength score as 8 higher than normal when determining his carrying capacity. This bonus does not apply to combat, breaking items, or any other Strength-related rolls, it only
11:15:47 <diebot> contributes to the amount of equipment or material the wearer can carry. Source: Ultimate Equipment
11:15:50 <sir_stiletto> I'm actually thinking I might just wait another module or two
11:16:25 <sir_stiletto> a little more fame and a little more gold get's the haversack
11:16:43 <Mekkis> I just travel light :)
11:17:26 <Ulzef> gah trying to come up with what i will amek when we do that trade mekkis
11:18:03 <Mekkis> sure
11:18:15 <Ulzef> was looking at sword and bourd ranger with a splash of druid so i can get a real companion but cant work out what i would want
11:18:42 <Mekkis> I need to make a new character soon... or work out what to do with Berknet
11:18:53 <Wrothmonk> ?
11:19:01 <sir_stiletto> is there anything past level 12?
11:19:06 <Mekkis> there are modules and specials
11:19:09 <sir_stiletto> or am I going to top out that soon?
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11:31:56 <Mekkis> sir_stiletto, you're level 1?
11:31:59 <Mekkis> you've got ages
11:32:09 <sir_stiletto> yeah I know
11:32:26 <Mekkis> I started in 2009. My highest level character is level 11
11:32:38 <Mekkis> just hit level 11 at arcanacon this year
11:32:45 <sir_stiletto> level 2 actually with my first toon
11:32:49 <sir_stiletto> character that is
11:33:01 <Mekkis> and you're already making a second character?!
11:33:05 <sir_stiletto> I'm doing his first level up right now. trying to figure different options.
11:33:19 <Mekkis> how has rogue been treating you?
11:33:23 <sir_stiletto> nope… half-elf rogue fighter. knife master and two-weapon warrior
11:33:34 <sir_stiletto> I'm very happy with sneak attack on knife master
11:33:40 <Mekkis> that's good
11:33:45 <Mekkis> flanking?
11:33:49 <sir_stiletto> once I add two weapon fighting good
11:34:12 <sir_stiletto> yeah, although I just found that it doesn't have to be flanking. I just need to eliminate DEX from the AC
11:34:30 <sir_stiletto> so if I successfully bluff someone I can use the sneak attack
11:35:01 <sir_stiletto> which kinda sucks because my bluff is only +1 :)
11:36:48 <Mekkis> yeah, but that can be hard
11:37:18 <Mekkis> but if you've found a way, keep it up!
11:37:27 <sir_stiletto> flanking is the easiest. I need to add some alternative weapons. I'm aiming for a duelist type
11:39:13 <sir_stiletto> is there an accepted/standard way of listing what we have bought but we're not carrying?
11:41:38 <sir_stiletto> I bought ink, paper, etc. for a missing that required documenting. I didn't use half of what I bought, but I don't want the weight encumbering me all the time.
11:41:49 <Mekkis> on my Items table that I use for my character sheets, I have a column for "location". I just put "In Almas" there.
11:42:09 <Mekkis> you could put "in the lodge" there instead
11:42:23 <Mekkis> but Mytiazair had some issues with keeping stuff in the lodge
11:43:10 <sir_stiletto> hmm…
11:43:50 <sir_stiletto> I don't have a location, but might might put something into the weight column. I'm using the online character sheet pfrpg.com.au
11:44:45 <Mekkis> ah
11:44:48 <Mekkis> ummm...
11:46:12 <Mekkis> you've illustrated why I dislike that sort of character sheet software.
11:46:21 <Mekkis> you could just put 0lb in the weight column
11:47:29 <sir_stiletto> yeah, I'm not big on it, but it seems to be a reasonable place to keep the information so others can see it, like the GM
11:49:36 <Mekkis> I just use a text-based character sheet - actually, it's an export from the LaTeX character sheet I use
11:50:40 <sir_stiletto> how important is it for others to be able to see the sheet?
11:51:01 <sir_stiletto> otherwise I'll whip up something on my computer
11:53:15 <Mekkis> it's useful... but as I said, you can just upload a standard text file
11:54:45 <sir_stiletto> do you have an example of a "standard" text file?
11:55:44 <sir_stiletto> I'm a serious computer geek. dedicating 40 hours to something that does everything I want and then generates a "standard" text file would be something I do all the time. :)
11:55:55 <Mekkis> oh
11:56:02 <Mekkis> have you used LaTeX?
11:56:34 <Mekkis> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=285
11:56:42 <Mekkis> that's a generated text file
11:57:39 <sir_stiletto> nice
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11:58:03 <sir_stiletto> yeah, I used LaTeX a lot in the past. moved on to other stuff over the last 10 years or so
11:58:18 <sir_stiletto> lots of LaTeX in the early to mid 90's though
12:01:27 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/deceased.tar.gz
12:01:33 <Mekkis> that's the character sheet I use
12:01:48 <Mekkis> it creates three sheets from the one input
12:02:36 <Mekkis> (it's also the worst piece of LaTeX butchery I've seen)
12:04:23 <sir_stiletto> ah, it doesn't look any worse than half the stuff I played with. you don't what to know what some english professor did in my college when he discovered LaTeX. definitely wasn't a "structured programmer"
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12:05:53 <sir_stiletto> actually I just started searching to see if there was a REST interface for the data… I was hopeful, but I'm not finding anything.
12:06:57 <Mekkis> I particularly like the \newcommand{\skill}[6] { bit...
12:07:05 <Mekkis> REST?
12:08:31 <sir_stiletto> easily programmable HTTP interface. nice to layer onto a database to share data to other applications.
12:09:18 <sir_stiletto> sorry, I'm an uber geek. my boss is even trying to officially get me that title for work. I've been using/programming/administering computers for 32 years now.
12:09:59 <sir_stiletto> I'm an old school unix geek. I even have the long hair and beard to prove it. all I need are the suspenders and I'm a stereotype…
12:10:24 <Mekkis> probably not: I think Ballig coded his own stuff for the site. My coding is more in line with "getting an RTOS to start loading on a new type of microcontroller" rather than getting a website to talk to a database
12:11:02 <sir_stiletto> I scale to just about every level, although I haven't played with a micro controller for a little over 10 years
12:13:11 <sir_stiletto> the last time I did that we were programming an autonomous John Deere Gator. multiple microcontrollers hooking into the various drive systems. I was the architect for the interfaces between the physical engineers (designing the microcontrollers and their interfaces) and the AI developers trying to make the thing drive itself.
12:14:06 <sir_stiletto> kind of fun when one of the AI developers forgets the negative sign in the decelerate function so it just keeps accelerating until it runs out of gas
12:14:16 <Mekkis> heh
12:14:25 <Mekkis> there was no watchdog?
12:14:49 <Mekkis> or was "not stopping" not a watchdog condition?
12:15:40 <sir_stiletto> it wasn't a condition. basically there wasn't any way to reduce the control for gas going to the engine
12:16:13 <sir_stiletto> so it opened up completely, and the physical break wasn't strong enough to fight a wide open accellerator
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12:16:49 <sir_stiletto> two different controllers, one for the accelerator and one for the brake.
12:16:55 <Mekkis> ah
12:16:58 <Wrothmonk> so you had to wait for it to run out of gas?
12:17:06 <sir_stiletto> it ran in a circle for three hours.
12:17:10 <Wrothmonk> XD
12:17:19 <sir_stiletto> that was also when we learned that experimenting with a full tank wasn't really a good idea
12:17:33 <Wrothmonk> You filled up the entire tank...
12:17:41 <Wrothmonk> or was it somebody else that decided that
12:17:50 <sir_stiletto> fortunately the remote control to override steering worked
12:18:00 <Mekkis> with no way of physically blocking the flow
12:18:00 <Wrothmonk> Thats something.
12:18:12 <sir_stiletto> I don't think we ever talked about it, and the guy prepping the thing for the first test just filled it upl
12:18:23 <Mekkis> I imagine once it ran out of fuel, that caused different problems?
12:18:45 <sir_stiletto> not really, it just ground to a halt and I rebooted the AI computer
12:18:53 <Wrothmonk> well if the controls were hooked into the car battery I'd imagine they would run out of power.
12:19:03 <sir_stiletto> that reset everything so we could put a little gas in it and take it back inside
12:19:04 <Mekkis> ah. It wasn't a diesel
12:19:15 <sir_stiletto> nope, straight normal gas.
12:19:48 <sir_stiletto> Diesel was an option, but it required better micro controllers for the systems and they weren't ready yet. I never really understood that.
12:19:58 <sir_stiletto> why the diesel was harder to manage that is
12:20:03 <Wrothmonk> I've watched enough mythbusters to know you do not fill the entire tank when experimenting with cars.
12:20:13 <Mekkis> simple: diesel doesn't burn as easily
12:20:14 <Wrothmonk> :P
12:20:33 <Mekkis> so you need more Stuff in order to get it to burn properly in an engine
12:20:50 <sir_stiletto> yeah, but we were working at a higher level than that. all of the micro controllers were issuing commands on the bus to existing systems
12:20:55 <Mekkis> ah
12:22:28 <sir_stiletto> the micro controllers were all taking the place of manual controls. basically just a simple chip and the actuators or buss commands that were normally used for that specific thing. I suspect the real engineers hadn't gotten around to some of the finer buss commands or something
12:22:47 <sir_stiletto> sorry, I'm geeing out again.
12:22:50 <sir_stiletto> geeking
12:23:16 <Mekkis> that's cool. It happens from time to time in a channel named #d&d
12:23:22 <sir_stiletto> :)
12:24:09 <sir_stiletto> and Wrothmonk… most of this happened when you were half the age you are now, so it predates myth busters… :)
12:24:30 <Wrothmonk> ah.
12:25:03 <Mekkis> I thought it's more "never test an error condition you don't know how to handle"
12:25:22 <Mekkis> (which, incidentally, is the best response to the question "do you think I'm an idiot?")
12:25:44 <sir_stiletto> lol
12:26:43 <sir_stiletto> in lots of the code I've written I have my OMG exception. it means that I've gotten to a condition that I thought was impossible. back before I was using exception handling it was the ID 10 T
12:26:57 <Mekkis> one delta ten tango
12:27:03 <sir_stiletto> :)
12:27:44 <Mekkis> a technique I learned from nethack is to call a function named impossible(char*);
12:27:55 <Mekkis> I need to level up my cleric. Turns out Kernigahn hasn't bought anything since I made him...
12:28:24 <sir_stiletto> yeah, that's what I'm doing with Rysh. I have spent very little since creation, so I have some cash
12:28:33 <sir_stiletto> looking into lots of options.
12:28:34 <Wrothmonk> XD I just got that...
12:29:01 <Mekkis> Kernigahn's hit 4th level
12:29:12 <sir_stiletto> oh wow
12:29:19 <Wrothmonk> 0.O
12:29:24 <sir_stiletto> yeah, there might be couple things that might be nice to have
12:29:35 <sir_stiletto> :) since I'm wrestling with lots of options right now...
12:29:36 <Mekkis> I can't actually find any
12:29:41 <Mekkis> 3900gp
12:29:46 <Mekkis> and nothing seems appealing
12:29:53 <Wrothmonk> get some +1s to weapons or armor
12:29:58 <sir_stiletto> Traveller's Any-tool.
12:30:13 <Mekkis> Kernigahn doesn't really use weapons
12:30:23 <Mekkis> he has a masterwork flagpole
12:30:31 <sir_stiletto> it's not a weapon.. it's any tool that you might need
12:31:16 <sir_stiletto> I'm seriously thinking about getting one and then seeing how absurd of stuff I can get away with
12:31:59 <sir_stiletto> "really, I can turn it into a 10 ft. ladder" "sure, it's an iron pot" "of course it can be a 25' pole with a mirror on the end"
12:32:15 <Mekkis> I know. Itzamna has "The Fraudster's guide to the Lawful Good Alignment. For when the Straight and Narrow's too thin."
12:32:35 <Mekkis> (aka UMD tool: +2 to UMD to emulate the LG alignment)
12:32:36 <Wrothmonk> XD
12:33:22 <sir_stiletto> one of the best games I ever ran involved a person who always played neutral or evil characters. I forced him to run a LG Paladin and he played it up to the hilt. to the point where he attacked other team members who were going to kill an unconscious npc.
12:33:35 <Mekkis> that can be fun
12:33:39 <Wrothmonk> :p
12:33:56 <Wrothmonk> Cant attack other players in PFS :(
12:34:24 <sir_stiletto> that's based on the assumption that everyone is following a generally "good" behavior.
12:34:47 <sir_stiletto> there's lots of players to would pick an alignment and then act like they were chaotic evil and do whatever they wanted
12:36:11 <Mekkis> there's the Don't Be A Jerk rule
12:37:40 <Mekkis> that being said, Some Characters are slavers, which isn't entirely good
12:37:58 <sir_stiletto> really? I missed that someplace
12:39:01 <Mekkis> but it's not, arguably, evil
12:39:07 <Mekkis> which is the whole point
12:39:50 <sir_stiletto> yeah, at one point in time it was an acceptable profession
12:40:08 <Wrothmonk> Show him the spirit of freedom business cards
12:40:11 <Wrothmonk> :P
12:41:07 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Card-Deceased.pdf ?
12:41:20 <Wrothmonk> yup
12:41:49 <sir_stiletto> what is that?
12:42:42 <Wrothmonk> One of mekkis' characters (deceased estate) is part of a group of slave traders who use their boat the "spirit of freedom" to trade.
12:43:10 <Mekkis> actually, Spirit of Freedom is the flagship
12:43:13 <Wrothmonk> The bird is the andoran symbol (who's goal is "freedom and democracy for all") which normally carries a sword.
12:43:20 <Mekkis> There's also The Silver Corsair
12:44:50 <sir_stiletto> so discrete trade of someone else's livestock
12:45:18 <Mekkis> more discrete trade of human livestock
12:45:47 <sir_stiletto> ah
12:45:52 <sir_stiletto> even better.
12:46:19 <Mekkis> as in, no gnomes or elves. Slips (halflings) have to go in smaller crates
12:46:43 <sir_stiletto> :) wow
12:46:54 <Mekkis> it seems that everywhere the Pathfinder Society sends us, there are humans trying to kill us, and crates.
12:47:03 <Mekkis> so, we put two and two together
12:47:11 <Wrothmonk> XD
12:47:15 <sir_stiletto> :)
12:47:34 <Wrothmonk> We all got a good kick out of the andoran symbol being on there.
12:47:45 <Mekkis> carrying a crate
12:47:59 <Wrothmonk> You should put an eye peeking out of that little black spot
12:48:47 <sir_stiletto> or a leg hanging out of the crate
12:49:04 <Wrothmonk> legs a bit obvius.
12:49:13 <Wrothmonk> obvious*
12:49:22 <sir_stiletto> yeah, but I've always lacked subtlety
12:49:31 <Wrothmonk> and yet you play a rogue.
12:49:43 <sir_stiletto> subtle assassin…
12:50:10 <Mekkis> that black spot's not supposed to be there
12:52:02 <sir_stiletto> ok, the pfs guide says +1 weapons until the always available is 2000GP + 300 for the master work weapon + item cost.
12:52:21 <Mekkis> correct
12:52:28 <sir_stiletto> what's the point since 300 + item cost gives +1 weapons? or is this a magical +2
12:52:43 <Wrothmonk> it adds a different type of +1
12:52:51 <sir_stiletto> ?
12:53:01 <Mekkis> a +1 weapon is magical
12:53:07 <Wrothmonk> weapons get a plus to attack for masterwork, attack and damage for +1 and magical
12:53:17 <Wrothmonk> armor gets a +1 ac
12:53:43 <Wrothmonk> mast work just reduces the armor check penalty
12:54:15 <sir_stiletto> ok, thanks
12:54:48 <Mekkis> but getting a +1 weapon is generally a very good idea
12:54:57 <Mekkis> if you plan on using your weapon, that is
12:55:12 <sir_stiletto> yeah, I'm thinking about a pair of masterwork daggers right now
12:55:34 <Wrothmonk> you can upgrade later at just 2000 gp for weapons
12:55:39 <Wrothmonk> once they are masterwork
12:56:07 <sir_stiletto> with everything else on my character I would have two attacks per round +3 to hit on both and 1d4+1d8+4 for damage
12:56:41 <Wrothmonk> +4?
12:56:42 <sir_stiletto> oops, sorry, that's assuming sneak attack
12:56:54 <Wrothmonk> I thought you had a +3 str mod
12:57:07 <sir_stiletto> no weapon finesse
12:57:11 <Wrothmonk> Ah
12:57:23 <sir_stiletto> so that +4 DEX applies :)
12:57:33 <Wrothmonk> you should get duelist as a prestige class.
12:57:42 <sir_stiletto> that's where I'm heading
12:57:43 <Wrothmonk> When you qualify that is.
12:57:55 <Mekkis> you only get two attacks on a full-attack, so sure
12:58:18 <Mekkis> weapon finesse doesn't let you add dex to damage
12:58:20 <Mekkis> only to-hit
12:59:52 <sir_stiletto> I'm remembering something wrong then
13:02:11 <sir_stiletto> I thought there was a feat that would get me there though. I'll have to go look at my notes
13:03:14 <sir_stiletto> I'm still cleaning my sheet up again with the combat stats. I hit calculate when I did the skills and forgot that screws up my weapon finesse
13:03:40 <Mekkis> that's the problem with sheets that try and do too much, but do it wrong
13:04:16 <sir_stiletto> yeah, it messed me up when I built the character and I forgot. instead of having one button they should have multiple for the different sections
13:05:36 <sir_stiletto> so I'm rereading the combat section to make sure I remember what I need to adjust… :-P
13:07:02 <Wrothmonk> it probably could be changed so you would have control over what stats it pulled from where.
13:07:41 <sir_stiletto> basically what's missing the the meta rules like Weapon Finesse. That's just a text box so it can't adjust when there is a change to the basic rules.
13:09:26 <Mekkis> I'd rather something that didn't try anything like that
13:13:32 <sir_stiletto> it depends. if it's complete then it's great. the problem is making it complete.
13:13:58 <Mekkis> I've been told herolab is "complete"
13:14:01 <sir_stiletto> so the next solution is to break things into sections where it can be complete in a section without being complete everywhere
13:14:15 <Mekkis> it's also expensive
13:14:30 <Mekkis> so I haven't tried it
13:15:38 <sir_stiletto> never heard of it until now. that's the reason I was looking for a database though. it wouldn't be hard to build something that is reasonably complete (i.e. complete on the simple sections) if there was a usable database to work from.
13:16:08 <Mekkis> there is. Ballig just doesnt ive access :P
13:16:43 <sir_stiletto> I've always built my own tools. although here it's no where nearly as important. with the prebuilt modules it makes it a lot easier. when I was trying to build 20 NPCs for a game having something that did all the math was useful
13:16:47 <Mekkis> (if you want a character sheet generator that DOES give access to a database, there's one at http://nl.ti4200.info/profiler )
13:17:27 <Mekkis> (feel free to give me patches to improve it: my php skills are "I read a tutorial and managed to make some changes without breaking everything")
13:18:25 <sir_stiletto> I might look it over but I despise PHP. it's a really nasty language to work in.
13:19:25 <Mekkis> my website experience is based on stuff I did in 1995. Where .html was the way to go
13:20:02 <sir_stiletto> it still is really. just now you use javascript in the HTML and have it talking with a real server application.
13:20:27 <sir_stiletto> PHP is a halfway language that doesn't really get any part of it right because it tried to do everything
13:20:38 <Mekkis> ah, javascript. Famous because it a) isn't java; and b) isn't a scripting language
13:23:32 <sir_stiletto> what do you expect? it was named JavaScript because they wanted to play off the two most popular technologies at the time, Java for serious coding and scripting languages because they were easy to learn. it was named by a marketer.
13:24:08 <sir_stiletto> php is the pretty html preprocessor. it was supposed to be a simple scripting language embedded in html on the server
13:29:41 <Mekkis> I know
13:34:50 <Mekkis> I've been using a lot of gas today
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13:53:04 <Mekkis> !spell commune with nature
13:53:17 <diebot> Mekkis, COMMUNE WITH NATURE divination ([]) druid 5, ranger 4 10 minutes Range: personal you Comp: V, S Duration: instantaneous Save: SR:
13:53:17 <diebot> You become one with nature, attaining knowledge of the surrounding territory. You instantly gain knowledge of as many as three facts from among the following subjects: the ground or terrain, plants, minerals, bodies of water, people, general animal population, presence of woodland creatures, presence of powerful unnatural creatures, or even the
13:53:18 <diebot> general state of the natural setting. In outdoor settings, the spell operates in a radius of 1 mile per caster level. In natural underground settings--caves, caverns, and the like--the spell is less powerful, and its radius is limited to 100 feet per caster level. The spell does not function where nature has been replaced by construction or
13:53:18 <diebot> settlement, such as in dungeons and towns.
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14:14:23 <Mort-> Wrothmonk your dad is so cool
14:14:39 <Mort-> And he's a rogue. Imagine that!
14:15:18 <Wrothmonk> Yeah I'm surprised he didn't do sorcerer.
14:15:59 <Mort-> He wanted to diversify
14:16:08 <Mort-> Are you playing in the same games as him?
14:16:14 <Mort-> Did he ask you what i am?
14:16:30 <Mort-> I hope i didn't embarass you though
14:19:29 <Mekkis> what? a lemur?
14:21:44 <Mort-> I told him i was a lemur.
14:22:02 <Mekkis> "I want to be remembered with happiness, not sadness"
14:22:14 <Mort-> Because i licked wrothmonk. Its a tbd odd
14:22:15 <Mekkis> "But so many of your actions cause people to run screaming in terror"
14:22:22 <Mort-> What?
14:22:28 <Mort-> Me?
14:22:29 <Mekkis> "Those can be happy memories, depending on which side of the terror you're on"
14:22:38 <Mort-> Oh lol
14:22:51 <Mort-> I mean i haven't made anyone run away in terror
14:23:17 <Mekkis> YES YOU HAVE!
14:23:49 <Mekkis> remember your synthesist/rogue/cheese with blade of mercy, enforcer and whatever other cheese you were using?
14:25:09 <Mort-> Oh what that?
14:25:18 <Mort-> I mean i didn't kill anyone..?
14:25:33 <Mekkis> I think that's pretty much the definition of "making people run away in terror"
14:25:43 <Mort-> Oh lol. I forgot.
14:25:57 * Mort- is an absentminded mur
14:26:13 <Mekkis> what happened to that character?
14:26:24 <Mort-> Somewhere around
14:26:46 * Mort- flips tail idly
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14:33:01 <Mekkis> what should my sorcerer get?
14:33:51 <Mekkis> items
14:38:14 <Mort-> Cookies
14:38:24 <Mort-> Ring of spell knowledge
14:38:39 <Mekkis> cookies require flour, which is 2cp a pound
14:38:44 <Mort-> Robes of eldritch heritige
14:38:46 <Mekkis> and eggs, which aren't listed!
14:38:56 <Mort-> Cookies are for summoning murs
14:38:58 <Mekkis> !item Robes of eldritch heritige
14:39:04 <diebot> Mekkis, ROBES OF ARCANE HERITAGE [moderate necromancy] CL:9 body 16000gp, 1lb
14:39:04 <diebot> These elegant, dark purple and royal blue robes are usually decorated with gold stitching depicting a sorcerer bloodline, though some indicate a family tree. The stitching changes to match the sorcerer bloodline of the wearer. The wearer treats her sorcerer level as 4 higher than normal for the purpose of determining what bloodline powers she can
14:39:04 <diebot> use and their effects. Source: APG
14:39:24 <Mort-> Ah sorry :p
14:39:40 <Mekkis> he's 4th levle
14:40:01 <Mekkis> I could just headband of charisma
14:40:16 <Mekkis> to make his Hideous Laughter something stupid like DC21 at CL5
14:40:16 <Mort-> Headband of alluring charisma
14:40:50 <Mort-> Why is it i never have enough money to buy nice stuff
14:40:50 <Mort-> And you do :(
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14:41:04 <Mort-> Hi wrothmonk
14:41:29 <Wrothmonk> Hello
14:41:34 <Mort-> You should give murs cookies
14:41:39 <Mekkis> because you waste all your money on the "obvious" boring stuff
14:42:02 * Mort- holds out a pendant in front of mekkis and starts to oscilate it
14:42:10 <Mort-> Like?
14:42:16 * Mekkis grabs the pendant
14:42:33 * Mekkis pulls out an adamantine scalpel
14:42:34 * Mort- tries to reclaim the pendant
14:42:44 <Mort-> Uh?
14:42:50 * Mekkis inscribes the symbol of Apsu on it, then hands it back
14:42:55 <Wrothmonk> And yes my dad has been playing the same games as me, or rather I have been playing the games he has been playing since I play a bit more.
14:43:03 <Wrothmonk> Nice one mekkis.
14:43:05 * Mort- blink blinks
14:43:35 * Mort- flips the pendant on the other side and starts oscilating it
14:44:00 <Mekkis> don't make me put Tiamat on the other side...
14:44:05 <Mort-> In front of mekkis
14:44:13 * Wrothmonk casts mage hand and uses mekkis' scalpel to inscribe Tiamat on the other side
14:44:14 <Mort-> You will give me cookies.
14:44:22 <Mekkis> hey
14:44:25 <Mort-> Wut!
14:44:25 <Wrothmonk> :P
14:44:26 <Mekkis> unattended object
14:44:41 <Wrothmonk> oh… forgot that.
14:44:41 * Mort- sulks
14:44:54 <Mekkis> maybe Asmodeus would be more appropriate
14:45:03 * Mort- growls
14:45:22 <Mort-> I can see you and mek get along fabulously
14:45:34 <Mekkis> what's wrong with Apsu, Mort-?
14:45:45 Wrothmonk is now known as Eryne
14:45:46 <Eryne> Nothing!
14:45:49 <Mort-> I don't feel called to him
14:45:59 <Eryne> nothing is wrong with apsu, he is perfect!
14:46:09 <Mort-> I don't think he approves of sneaky murs
14:46:26 Eryne is now known as wrothmonk
14:46:30 <wrothmonk> Probably not.
14:46:40 <Mort-> I don't feel like i would have any characters worshiping him
14:46:57 <Mort-> The only thing him and i have in similar is the love for travel
14:47:10 <Mekkis> not the love for good?
14:47:18 <Mort-> I don't believe in honor
14:47:25 <Mort-> I'm not good mek
14:47:34 <Mekkis> or the love for all-powerful benevolent winged beings?
14:47:34 <Mort-> I think at best I'm cn.
14:47:39 <Mort-> Worst ce
14:47:45 <Mort-> I don't need wings to fly
14:47:57 <Mort-> I have magical flight
14:48:10 <Mort-> Murs don't have wings
14:48:24 <Mort-> I said goodbye to the light side ages back
14:48:38 <wrothmonk> Asmodeus would be more appropriate then.
14:48:38 <Mekkis> when you added an e to your race?
14:49:01 <Mort-> I don't worship asmodeus either
14:49:11 <Mort-> Too lawyery. Just get to business
14:49:20 <Mort-> I'm a lemur.
14:49:31 <Mekkis> the amount she PMs me about different torture methods...
14:49:48 * Mort- giggles
14:50:06 <wrothmonk> lemuria.
14:50:09 <Mekkis> I'm pretty sure that lemure is more appropriate
14:50:14 <Mort-> Ya
14:50:16 <wrothmonk> I gave you a hat.
14:50:19 <Mort-> Wanted to say that
14:50:21 <wrothmonk> :P
14:50:35 * Mort- puts on hat and prances in it
14:51:04 <Mort-> If people wanted to burn me at stake whether i fell to the dark side or not
14:51:24 <Mort-> I must as well embrace the darkness within. Wot?
14:53:51 <Mekkis> Mort-, just because people send you spam whether or not you fire an automatic weapon in a crowded street is no reason to fire an automatic weapon in a crowded street...
14:54:33 <wrothmonk> wait a second...
14:55:49 <wrothmonk> http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-bYFOhRNNZrU/T78YaKquzGI/AAAAAAAAAlE/UFhsj0anrx8/s1600/Madagascar_lemur.jpg is this you mort?
15:01:00 <Mort-> Yes wrothmonk
15:01:16 <wrothmonk> I can't believe i didn't catch that sooner...
15:01:26 <Mort-> I have 4 paws and a swishy tail
15:01:27 <Mort-> Lol
15:02:33 * Mort- paws mekkis
15:04:21 <Mekkis> pretty sure she's died, gone to the abyss, to rise as a lemure
15:04:36 <Mekkis> probably during the time she spent away from this channel
15:04:54 <Mort-> Lol
15:05:04 <Mort-> I'm still a lemur
15:05:10 <Mort-> No e!
15:08:27 <Mort-> Time to go work
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16:11:16 <Mekkis> how the hell can you cast Awaken in secret?
16:11:21 <Mekkis> it has a casting time of 24 hours!
16:11:37 <Mekkis> (but Animal Archive p22 says it happens!)
16:17:17 <Brunius> !rng ps2 wt
16:17:17 <diebot> Brunius, wt
16:17:40 <Mekkis> what's wt?
16:21:21 <Mekkis> oh wow
16:21:24 <Mekkis> this boon is amazing
16:21:31 <wrothmonk> ?
16:21:32 <Avatar> which one
16:21:41 <Mekkis> the one for Murder's Mark
16:21:47 <Avatar> what is it
16:21:57 <Mekkis> you get a construct!
16:22:18 <Avatar> like as an animal companion?
16:22:53 <Mekkis> no, you just need to fix it, and it's your companion. Not tied to any class
16:25:53 <Avatar> what if you're a druid and you have an animal companion
16:26:00 <Avatar> can you have an animal companion and a construct companion
16:26:04 <Mekkis> sure
16:27:47 <Mekkis> hey, get a combat-trained roc for 10000gp
16:28:17 <Mekkis> sorry
16:28:19 <Mekkis> 10800gp
16:29:13 <Avatar> is that legal for anyone now
16:30:54 <Mekkis> oh..
16:30:55 <Mekkis> Animals on pages 14–15 are legal for purchase except dinosaurs and megafauna (unless already allowed in this document in Bestiary 1, Bestiary 2, Bestiary 3, or Ultimate Equipment) and dire animals. Additionally, only creatures of the animal type of size Large and smaller may be purchased.
16:30:58 <Mekkis> last bit
16:31:12 <Mekkis> you CAN buy a giant vulture though
16:31:21 <Mekkis> 1125gp
16:31:40 <wrothmonk> are you sure there isn't a 0 at the end of that?
16:31:43 <Avatar> now we can all be munchkins
16:31:48 <Avatar> thanks Mekkis!
16:31:57 <wrothmonk> if not, rumil could get one...
16:32:04 <wrothmonk> :D
16:32:25 <Mekkis> more interested in the lion or the tiger
16:32:39 <wrothmonk> depends on the attacks for me.
16:32:47 <wrothmonk> is there any possibility of getting a bear?
16:32:50 <wrothmonk> :P
16:32:54 <Mekkis> or the Constrictor!
16:33:03 <wrothmonk> constrictor?
16:33:06 <Mekkis> snake'
16:33:10 <wrothmonk> ah
16:33:16 <wrothmonk> That could be fun.
16:33:26 <Mekkis> grizzly bear, 740gp
16:33:38 <Avatar> how did you only just realise what a great boon murder's mark has
16:33:43 <Avatar> that was from arcanacon
16:33:50 <wrothmonk> so what are the rules on purchasing animals?
16:34:01 <Mekkis> because I had stuff I needed to do before then
16:34:02 <wrothmonk> and controlling them?
16:34:05 <Mekkis> like level up other characters
16:34:10 <Mekkis> Handle Animal checks
16:34:12 <Mekkis> lots of them
16:34:17 <wrothmonk> :(
16:34:24 <Avatar> you were too busy to take a look at the chronicle sheet?
16:34:34 <Avatar> I'm finding that a bit hard to believe
16:34:43 <Mekkis> that was the chronicle sheet I needed to speak to the VC about
16:34:48 <wrothmonk> Rumil isn't getting a snake D:
16:34:48 <Avatar> that is like me saying "experience? what experience?"
16:34:57 <Mekkis> the one I was getting 2.5XP from
16:35:14 <Mekkis> so there was other, more important paperwork involved (than just getting a boon)
16:36:00 <Mekkis> Avatar, any chance you could run Devil We Know 4? I think Steven's played 3, but not 4...
16:36:20 <Avatar> maybe, but I'm not keen on scheduling anything for a little while
16:36:51 <Avatar> I can't run devil we know 2 for you on sunday
16:37:15 <Avatar> I completely overbooked myself this last weekend and I have other shit I need to get done
16:37:15 <Mekkis> I know
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16:37:26 <Mekkis> I'll suck it in and run two games this weekend
16:37:35 <Mekkis> (unless I receive a phone call)
16:38:22 <Mekkis> I like that picture of Seoni mishandling a platypus
16:39:13 <wrothmonk> that reminds me. I can't make it to devil we know pt 2 as well.
16:40:09 <Mekkis> looks likely that the game won't fire
16:40:24 <Mekkis> I'll make a decision on Wednesday/Thursday
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17:18:14 <Brunius> wha
17:18:23 <Brunius> seoni mishandling a platypus?
17:29:13 <Brunius> I think I remember that, actually
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17:33:35 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/image/content/PathfinderPlayerCompanion/PZO9429-Seoni.jpg
17:34:24 <Brunius> Of course...
17:35:16 <Steven> sp
17:35:18 <Steven> sup
17:36:52 <Mekkis> I need to consolidate some chronicle sheets
17:37:02 <Mekkis> time to fire up Inkscape!
17:43:29 <Steven> no dont do it, its a tarp
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18:00:56 <Mekkis> Steven, if you get GM credit for First Steps 2, do you get the boon?
18:01:25 <Avatar> you get the boon on any game you GM
18:01:40 <Steven> well... now you do.
18:01:42 <Avatar> it's in the PFS guide
18:01:44 <Steven> you used to not get boons.
18:01:53 <Avatar> I'm pretty sure you told me that mekkis
18:01:53 <Mekkis> ummm
18:02:05 <Mekkis> if you GMed it on 2011-9-30, would you get the boon?
18:02:14 <Avatar> it's not retroactive
18:02:26 <Mekkis> that's why I'm asking
18:02:33 <Mekkis> I don't remember when that rule was changed
18:02:48 <Steven> mid 2012
18:02:49 <Avatar> like mid last year I think
18:06:48 <Brunius> Avatar, how do I torpedos
18:07:01 <Avatar> you just torpedos
18:07:22 <Brunius> Oh, is that all
18:07:26 <Brunius> I thought it was more complicated
18:07:32 <Avatar> that's all it is
18:08:26 <Steven> what torpedos?
18:08:47 <Avatar> not sure
18:10:51 <Mekkis> damn: I'm missing a boon
18:11:02 <Mekkis> ummm
18:11:05 <Mekkis> chronicle sheet
18:11:13 <Avatar> do you know which one
18:11:16 <Mekkis> yes
18:11:21 <Mekkis> echoes of the overwatched
18:11:33 <Avatar> brunius GM'd that didn't he
18:11:41 <Mekkis> he did, but not for me
18:11:45 <Brunius> I've DMed it in past
18:11:54 <Mekkis> he played it with me
18:12:02 <Brunius> It was one of the Geelong guys that DMed it
18:12:02 <Mekkis> Brunius, why don't you run it again soon?
18:12:09 <Mekkis> was it Ulzef?
18:12:16 <Brunius> Nope
18:12:24 <Brunius> No-one whos name I know
18:13:02 <Mekkis> Steven, did you end up getting that PDF?
18:13:08 <Avatar> better to run something you haven't GM'd before
18:13:44 <Avatar> I decided on taking combat trick with rapid shot for my rogue talent
18:13:52 <Avatar> I need to do some more damage
18:14:00 <Mekkis> Brunius, could you tell me what a character on slow progression would get if they played up for that scenario?
18:14:33 <Brunius> Don't have the pdf downloaded; give me a couple of minutes
18:15:58 <Mekkis> don't worry
18:16:00 <Mekkis> I found it
18:18:10 <Avatar> what tier gives 5000ish gold
18:18:18 <Brunius> 5-6?
18:18:20 <Brunius> IIRC
18:18:28 <Brunius> might be 8-9
18:18:28 <Avatar> cool
18:18:58 <Avatar> it is 8-9
18:19:06 <Avatar> ok someone has to run a 5-9 that I can uptier my level 6 guy through
18:19:11 <Avatar> I need 5000 gp and fast !
18:19:36 <Avatar> somehow I've gone 6 levels with my archaeologist and never misfired his gun
18:19:37 <Mekkis> Fortress of the Nail?
18:19:49 <Avatar> you'll kill me in fortress of the nail
18:20:15 <Mekkis> we finished the scenario with two combat rounds!
18:20:17 <Avatar> apparently blakros matrimony, the disappeared and fortress of the nail are like a trilogy
18:20:22 <Steven> no i havent gone over to moscow.
18:20:24 <Avatar> and I have completely missed the tie in
18:21:06 <Steven> avatar.. currently there is a bet going on
18:21:14 <Avatar> a bet
18:21:25 <Steven> would you care to enter the competition?
18:21:30 <Avatar> what is it
18:21:46 <Mekkis> but there's new information since previous bets were placed!
18:21:51 <Mekkis> if Avatar enters, I call foul
18:21:59 <Avatar> what is the bet
18:22:01 <Steven> shut up, if he doesnt know it, its still valid
18:22:10 <Avatar> what
18:22:13 <Steven> because he doesnt have the additional information
18:22:21 <Avatar> I don't have any information
18:22:42 <Steven> Bracers of falcons aim has recently been banned until it can be errata'd with a more reasonable price
18:23:14 <Mekkis> the fact that Mike Brock said what the development say the price should be
18:23:16 <Steven> the bet is, figuring out a reasonable price for the item.
18:23:23 <Mekkis> and Avatar has commented on that thread
18:23:34 <Steven> he did?
18:23:36 <Mekkis> yes
18:23:36 <Avatar> I have the memory of a sieve
18:23:40 <Avatar> I don't recall seeing a new price
18:23:49 <Steven> so... how much do you think they are worth?
18:23:51 <Avatar> I don't actually know what they do
18:23:54 <Avatar> sec
18:24:02 <Mekkis> !item bracers of falcon's aim
18:24:04 <diebot> Mekkis, BRACERS OF FALCON'S AIM [faint transmutation] CL:3 wrists 4000gp, 1lb
18:24:04 <diebot> Each of these crimson leather bracers is emblazoned with the image of a soaring golden falcon scanning the ground for easy prey. They continually grant the wearer the benefits of the aspect of the falcon spell, though without the spell's physical transformation. Source: Ultimate Equipment
18:24:13 <Mekkis> !spell Aspect of the falcon
18:24:15 <diebot> Mekkis, ASPECT OF THE FALCON transmutation (polymorph[]) druid 1, ranger 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 minute/level Save: SR:
18:24:16 <Avatar> they reckon 4000gp is too cheap aye
18:24:16 <diebot> You take on an aspect of a falcon. Your eyes become wide and raptor-like, and you grow feathers on the sides of your head. You gain a +3 competence bonus on Perception checks, a +1 competence bonus on ranged attacks, and the critical multiplier for your bows and crossbows becomes 19-20/x3. This effect does not stack with any other effect that
18:24:16 <diebot> expands the threat range of a weapon, such as the Improved Critical feat or a keen weapon.
18:24:22 <Avatar> don't present more evidence
18:24:41 <Avatar> is this a guessing bet
18:24:42 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/threads/rzs2pivw&page=5?Balance#221
18:24:45 <Avatar> or are we meant to calculate it
18:24:47 <Steven> so effectively, skill focus perception, improved critical, and weapon focus.
18:24:55 <Steven> this is a guessing bet
18:25:01 <Avatar> yeah ok
18:25:36 <Mekkis> (note that that's in response to the post just after Brock giving his idea of the price)
18:25:37 <Steven> you pick a number, if you are closest to the number, you pick one other person who has also made a bet and they have to GM a game of your choosing
18:26:33 <Avatar> I would do it for bragging rights
18:27:04 <Avatar> 16000gp
18:27:23 <Avatar> that is probably generous
18:27:24 <Avatar> 18000gp
18:27:58 <Steven> yeah mekkis is a douche and picked one number below mine.
18:28:11 <Avatar> what was it
18:28:12 <Steven> i think you should pick 14998 to douche him!
18:28:19 <Avatar> ok 14998gp
18:28:20 <Steven> mine is 15k, his is 14999
18:28:28 <Steven> BOOSH! SCREW YOU MEKKIS!
18:28:38 <Avatar> hopefully they are 14999gp mekkis
18:28:55 <Steven> yeah he tried to get brunius to pick 15001
18:29:13 <Steven> so i would have a very slim chance to get it.
18:29:40 <Mekkis> I call BS
18:29:46 <Mekkis> as I said, Avatar has additional information
18:29:55 <Avatar> I didn't even know about it until you pointed it out
18:30:04 <Avatar> even a cursory glance after you linked it and I didn't see it
18:30:22 <Avatar> I was busy giving mike brock an earful
18:30:33 <Avatar> you'll excuse me if they were talking about an item I didn't care about
18:30:46 <Steven> until the official price for the item comes out its complete speculation.
18:31:03 <Avatar> does anyone else have bets
18:31:15 <Steven> brunius, mekkis, avatar, and myself have placed bets
18:31:22 <Mekkis> I know, but it's got more guidance that the one I had. Also, the original bet was just between Steven and myself
18:31:27 <Avatar> what's brunius think
18:31:31 <Mekkis> I believe it was wrothmonk, not Brunius
18:31:37 <Avatar> what's wrothmonk think
18:31:38 <Steven> yeah wroth
18:31:41 <Steven> 8k
18:32:06 <Avatar> I think they tend to try make magic items pretty overpriced in general
18:32:23 <Avatar> I always get a feeling like "I can't believe I'm paying this much for this one thing"
18:32:34 <Avatar> so for these 3 things, well...
18:32:43 <Avatar> in one item
18:33:16 <Mekkis> when was the synthesist banned?
18:33:29 <Avatar> the synthesist was banned....
18:33:29 <Steven> it was basically i pay 4k for 3 feats
18:33:35 <Avatar> I don't remember when the synthesist was banned
18:33:42 <Avatar> but I do remember that the synthesist is banned
18:33:51 <Brunius> what
18:33:57 <Brunius> why are you pinging me
18:34:04 <Avatar> go back to sleep
18:34:05 <Brunius> I didn't place any bets
18:34:47 <Steven> yeah i was confused... woudl you like to place a bet?
18:35:17 <Steven> winner picks one person in the pool to run any scenario that they want. Eyes of the ten is off limits.
18:36:04 <Brunius> What is the bet on?
18:36:26 <Steven> the new errata'd cost of Bracers of Falcons Aim.
18:36:47 <Brunius> I don't have any interest in that, so no
18:36:54 <Avatar> it's a bet brunius!
18:37:00 <Avatar> just name a number
18:37:00 <Brunius> Fuck you, no
18:37:07 <Avatar> well that's rude
18:37:11 <Avatar> and not very sporting
18:37:12 <Steven> seriously right?
18:37:17 <Brunius> You're always trying to get me to do stuff
18:37:19 <Avatar> have you had a bad day
18:37:20 <Brunius> I'm a little bit sick of it
18:37:25 <Brunius> Slightly
18:37:28 <Avatar> relax
18:38:05 <Steven> sorry we want to include you on our stupid bet?
18:38:17 <Steven> You dont have to do it if you dont want.
18:38:33 <Avatar> just a correction
18:38:35 <Avatar> it is a sweet bet
18:38:45 <Avatar> as good as anything to bet on
18:38:46 <Steven> a stupidly sweet bet!
18:38:51 <Avatar> stupidly sweet!
18:41:38 <Steven> my bard is now level 8
18:41:49 <Steven> has haste, slow, and terrible remorse
18:41:52 <Avatar> what feats do you have
18:42:41 <Steven> combat expertise, weapon finesse, lingering performance,
18:42:49 <Steven> still have to pick my level 7 feat
18:43:01 <Steven> thinking butterfly sting
18:43:31 <Avatar> what weapon do you use
18:43:59 <Steven> i have like 9 weapons on the character.
18:44:59 <Steven> scorpion whip, rapier, heavy mace, short bow, light crossbow, Great sword, long sword, quarterstaff, Dagger
18:45:20 <Steven> the great sword is cold iron
18:45:31 <Steven> the dagger is silver
18:45:55 <Steven> i would use the Rapier to butterfly sting, get it keened
18:46:52 <Mekkis> Steven, is this legit: http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/consolidated_boon.pdf
18:47:55 <Steven> no.
18:48:27 <Steven> You could put it in with the rest as a summation of what you have, but you still have to carry all your chronicle sheets with you.
18:48:49 <Mekkis> sure
18:48:52 <Avatar> hi everyone look at my very-paizo looking chronicle sheet that I made up
18:56:54 <***> Buffer Playback...
19:02:37 <Ulzef> bah to that
19:02:44 <Mort-> Its legal!
19:02:48 <Ulzef> tricks are better than feats most of the time
19:03:00 <Mort-> Eh. Up to him really
19:03:02 <Mort-> I rather feat
19:03:08 <***> Buffer Playback...
19:03:10 <***> Playback Complete.
19:03:14 <Steven> and GM a game with a VO or Paizo staff at your table evaluating your rules knowledge
19:03:24 <Ulzef> and he is looking at fighter for lvl 2 anyway
19:03:34 <Mort-> I just spend all my rogue talents learnmg combat trick. If i could do it more then once i would
19:03:42 <Mort-> Twf is nice for rogues
19:03:42 <sir_stiletto> yeah, adding fighter. and the Bladed Belt looks like fun when I can get it.
19:03:48 <Steven> which for walter will mean Mike Brock
19:04:04 <Mort-> Put fighter as your first level so you get more hp :p
19:04:14 <Mort-> 12 as opposed to 8
19:04:21 <Mort-> Sorry 10
19:04:51 <sir_stiletto> I thought about that, but Sneak Attack as a knife master is proving very very nice
19:05:03 <Ulzef> ps purdy sure the rebuild isnt a rule just most gm's let it slide
19:05:10 <Avatar> I'm sure Mike Brock isn't quite that scary
19:05:13 <Steven> specials and exclusives
19:05:23 <Mort-> It is in the pathfinder society guide
19:05:23 <Steven> no he is a super cool dude
19:05:26 <sir_stiletto> once I combine that with twf I'll be generally happy with my low level combat skills
19:05:44 <Ulzef> i would go 2 knives if you are a knife master rather than rapier knife
19:05:47 <Mort-> It says pfs characters are encouraged to think for the long run
19:05:57 <Steven> at paizocon, i was walking through the hallway as a slot was starting up
19:06:11 <Mort-> And as such any character that has not been played after 2 can be rebuilt
19:06:17 <Mort-> Its written clearly down there
19:06:24 <Steven> he walked out saw me and was like yo bearded man we need one more at a table will you do it? and i was like sure what game.
19:06:30 <Steven> it was one i had played
19:06:44 <Ulzef> really i had a argument with a gm here a while back about it
19:06:52 <Steven> and was like well looks like no credit and he was like no wait, you already played it... nah we dont want to waste your time
19:06:54 <Mort-> Oh he being a dick
19:06:55 <Ulzef> pg number?
19:06:56 <sir_stiletto> according to ultimate equipment I can use the rapier with weapon finesse and sneak attack as if it was light.
19:07:02 <Mort-> First page
19:07:04 <sir_stiletto> page 10 in the guide
19:07:07 <Mort-> I am on cell
19:07:09 <Steven> and i was like, TIME FOR NO CREDIT SIR! LETS DO THIS!
19:07:14 <Mort-> So i can't really open book well
19:07:17 <sir_stiletto> 1st-level character retraining
19:07:21 <sir_stiletto> I just looked it up
19:07:22 <Mort-> Ah yes
19:07:24 <Mort-> Thanks
19:07:25 <Steven> at the end of the scenario, he gave me a boon of my choosing
19:07:29 <Mort-> Pg 10?
19:07:39 <Ulzef> yeah but if you are a knife fighter you get d8 sneak from knives and d4 from non-knives so you want kife/knife for the better sneak
19:07:51 <Steven> he is seriously a cool guy.
19:07:54 <sir_stiletto> rapier is in the list for sneak attack.
19:07:58 <Steven> also, likes good beer
19:08:11 <Mort-> Ya. Get 2 daggers
19:08:13 <Mort-> Or two kukris since you're a fighter whateva
19:08:20 <Ulzef> are you the knife master archtype?
19:08:24 <sir_stiletto> yeah
19:08:27 <Steven> also recognized me at the very end of the con and gave me a free fiction book.
19:08:34 <sir_stiletto> I'm going to recheck it now. I'm interested to see
19:08:37 <Mort-> No but knife master states you do 1d8 with knives
19:08:42 <Steven> he had a box of them and was handing them out to people.
19:08:46 <Mort-> 1d4 using other weapons
19:08:48 <Steven> that were GMs
19:08:53 <Ulzef> then you do 1d8 every odd lvl of sneak attack with knives and 1d4 with any other weapon
19:08:55 <Steven> and was like hey Heres a book.
19:08:57 <Mekkis> what's his favourite beer?
19:09:02 <sir_stiletto> yeah, it does need to stay out of rapier
19:09:09 <Steven> and i was like, not a GM, and hes like Hey, heres a book.
19:09:11 <sir_stiletto> so I'll stick with my daggers
19:09:11 <Avatar> mekkis wants to earn the PFS co-ordinator's favour!
19:09:16 <Ulzef> yep
19:09:16 <Mort-> Please get 2 daggers
19:09:23 <sir_stiletto> actually I already have 4
19:09:24 <Brunius> He needs it, with all the stunts he's pulling
19:09:27 <Avatar> haha
19:09:28 <Brunius> Wow, I'm cynical today
19:09:39 <Mort-> Anyway. Ulzef. I know what I'm talking about
19:09:42 <sir_stiletto> I just want the TWF to let me use them in both hands
19:09:47 <Mort-> I'm a special kind of mur
19:09:47 <Steven> If you can find out his Favorite beer there are many VOs who will pay you handsomely for that information.
19:09:53 <Brunius> First I categorise the mining companies as evil superpowers that want us all to work for $0.10 a day
19:10:00 <Mort-> Why the fighter level curious
19:10:09 <Steven> thats not cynical... thats truth.
19:10:12 <Mort-> Armors?
19:10:12 <Mekkis> nah
19:10:18 <Mekkis> they actually pay very well
19:10:22 <Mort-> To use kukris?
19:10:25 <sir_stiletto> no, mostly to level lots of combat feats
19:10:26 <Mort-> Rp reasons?
19:10:32 <Ulzef> you knida get feat starved going the two weapon fighting build
19:10:32 <Steven> because governments force them to pay a fair wage.
19:10:40 <Mekkis> not just that
19:10:50 <Mort-> Easy. Rebuild rules.
19:10:53 <Mekkis> because noone wants to work out there without a big bribe
19:10:56 <Ulzef> look at the two wep fighter archtype for fighter as well
19:10:56 <Mekkis> it's more that they want to "strip us of our resources and move on"
19:11:08 <Mort-> Level 1 twf level 2 finesse rogue
19:11:12 <sir_stiletto> where's that one?
19:11:15 <Brunius> To be fair, it was part of a presentation on how evil mining companies are
19:11:16 <Steven> the largest open pit mining operation in the world pays their employees less than a dollar a day because there is very little government interference due to bribes and what not.
19:11:25 <sir_stiletto> the two weapon fighter?
19:11:26 <Mort-> Fighter bottom page
19:11:33 <Mort-> Check archtypes
19:11:53 <Mort-> Btw a lot of people throw things at me. I'm not really sure why
19:12:00 <Mekkis> there are a lot of reasons to dislike mining companies in Australia. The amount they pay their employees isn't one of them
19:12:04 <Ulzef> apg
19:12:10 <Steven> anyways...
19:12:13 <Wrothmonk> I tend to throw a dragon eidolon at him.
19:12:25 <Mort-> Just use d20
19:12:25 <Wrothmonk> her*
19:12:26 <Mekkis> the fact that they keep lobbying the government to let them import workers is more of an issue
19:12:29 <Steven> mekkis find out his favorite beer and you could be a rich man.
19:12:40 <Brunius> Yeah, that's pretty annoying
19:12:47 <Mort-> Lol
19:12:54 <Mekkis> should I get him drunk and ask him, Steven?
19:12:59 <Mort-> I have a variety of faults
19:13:06 <Mort-> I punt gnomes.
19:13:14 <Wrothmonk> Not mine.
19:13:19 <Mort-> I am too fond of cookies
19:13:28 <Mort-> And some people say I'm cheesy
19:13:38 <Wrothmonk> and you hate dragons.
19:13:54 <Mort-> Probably some say I'm stark raving mad of course
19:13:55 <Ulzef> people call me cheesy as well
19:13:55 <Steven> if you could get him drunk...
19:14:13 <Ulzef> but thats ok because i love cheese
19:14:17 <Mort-> Once you get close to one you never want to see it again
19:14:24 <Mort-> I get irritated
19:14:24 <Mekkis> my favourite beer is stuff without hops, that's been distilled, then packed in wooden casks for eighteen years...
19:14:30 <Mort-> Because its all on the rules
19:14:32 <DrMuhammudAwaz> ddddddddddddddddddd n dddddddddddddddddddd
19:14:36 <DrMuhammudAwaz> dynamittttttttttttttt
19:14:41 <Mort-> I know my rules
19:14:44 <DrMuhammudAwaz> yo party fockerst
19:14:51 <DrMuhammudAwaz> guess whos
19:14:56 <DrMuhammudAwaz> in da house?
19:15:09 <DrMuhammudAwaz> D R J C
19:15:10 <DrMuhammudAwaz> D R J C
19:15:17 <Wrothmonk> ...
19:15:21 <Mort-> Uh oh i think its time to call forsomeone
19:15:25 <DrMuhammudAwaz> im gonna turn up my music
19:15:27 <Wrothmonk> Mekkis?
19:15:35 <DrMuhammudAwaz> and start headbanging
19:15:41 <DrMuhammudAwaz> ddddddddddddddddddd n dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
19:15:43 <Ulzef> already text avatar
19:15:58 <DrMuhammudAwaz> u dorks gonna join the party?
19:16:10 <DrMuhammudAwaz> im choofin fokkers
19:16:22 <DrMuhammudAwaz> i got lotsa pussy around
19:16:28 <sir_stiletto> two-weapon warrior looks very cool for my character concept… :-)
19:16:33 <DrMuhammudAwaz> and im gonna fuk em all
19:17:57 <DrMuhammudAwaz> ddddddddddddddddddddd n DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
19:18:06 <DrMuhammudAwaz> dynamiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
19:18:12 * DrMuhammudAwaz pulls out his cock
19:18:41 <DrMuhammudAwaz> in da house tonight mudda fukkas
19:20:11 <DrMuhammudAwaz> can i wipe my creamy cock juiced cock on yourheads when i pull it out of this pussy?
19:20:27 <DrMuhammudAwaz> ddddddddddddddd n DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
19:20:32 <DrMuhammudAwaz> yoooooooooooooooo
19:20:36 <DrMuhammudAwaz> dynamiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
19:20:39 <DrMuhammudAwaz> ddddddddddddddd n DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
19:20:47 <DrMuhammudAwaz> dynamiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
19:20:48 <Wrothmonk> gah why is the ignore button not working!!!
19:21:13 <DrMuhammudAwaz> coz u need to partay nerd
19:21:38 <DrMuhammudAwaz> ddddddddddddddd n DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDddd
19:21:40 <DrMuhammudAwaz> dynamiteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
19:22:11 <Steven> my favorite beer is the oatmeal stout my brother makes
19:22:12 <DrMuhammudAwaz> im fuking pussy n head bangin at the same time
19:22:25 <Brunius> my favorite beer is null
19:27:01 <Ulzef> good
19:27:07 <Wrothmonk> Yes
19:28:45 <Mort-> Phew
19:33:50 <Avatar-> anyone about
19:34:09 <sir_stiletto> so how do hit points work when multi classing?
19:34:15 <sir_stiletto> hi Avatar
19:34:21 <Avatar-> add them up
19:34:24 <Ulzef> yeah
19:34:37 <Avatar-> is he still around
19:34:43 <Ulzef> nah he left
19:34:51 <Avatar-> ok
19:34:55 <sir_stiletto> no I mean which of the two choices do I add?
19:34:56 <Ulzef> spamed for a bit then we ignored him and he left
19:35:17 <Wrothmonk> whichever you are taking a level in
19:35:25 <sir_stiletto> if I was a fighter going to second level I would get +6. if I was a rogue it would be +5
19:35:35 <sir_stiletto> ok, so taking the first level in fighter means +6
19:36:00 <Avatar-> yeah first level hp from your first class
19:36:26 <Avatar-> ongoing hp for ongoing levels for the class taken in that level
19:36:34 <sir_stiletto> cool
19:36:36 <Avatar-> gotta go
19:38:21 <Mort-> First level in fighter you get full hp
19:38:23 <Mort-> Of 10
19:38:45 <Mort-> First level characters always start with full hp
19:38:50 <Mort-> Or a cat would kill you
19:39:29 <sir_stiletto> that's ok, a haunt almost killed me in my second module…
19:41:26 <Mort-> Yes it happens. Didn't anyone tell you not to look down a well?
19:41:52 <sir_stiletto> actually it was just a knife moving on a table. I assumed invisible… :-P
19:42:16 <Mort-> Oh it could have been an imp.
19:42:17 <Mort-> Maybe.
19:42:43 <Mort-> Or not. You attack you break invis
19:43:02 <Wrothmonk> It wasn't an invisible creature.
19:43:13 <Wrothmonk> it was just a cursed knife.
19:43:17 <Mort-> I hope you calculated your attack properly though
19:43:22 <Mort-> Sorry your hp
19:43:31 <Mort-> You should have full hp at level 1
19:43:47 <Wrothmonk> He did, it wouldn't matter if it was a barbarian though.
19:43:51 <sir_stiletto> yeah, I got the HP correct for level 1. just making sure I know what to add for level 2
19:43:55 <Mort-> Ah k
19:44:03 <Mort-> That much damage?
19:44:05 <Mort-> Gee.
19:44:10 <Mort-> I hate haunts
19:44:23 <Mort-> Most of my characters can't do shit about them
19:44:28 <Wrothmonk> it was a coup de grace.
19:44:35 <Mort-> Oh dear
19:44:38 <Mort-> He didn't die?
19:44:45 <Mort-> That's surprising
19:44:50 <Wrothmonk> Well he did but the gm had played it wrong
19:44:55 <Wrothmonk> so he didnt
19:45:01 <Mort-> 10+damage done
19:45:20 <Mort-> I study the fine art of coup de gras
19:45:38 <Wrothmonk> You will have to talk to avatar about it I believe, he ran it.
19:45:47 <Mort-> Great. Now i have another title to add. Assasin.
19:46:07 <Mort-> But in my true form I'm a magical sneaky mur
19:46:28 <Wrothmonk> Go jump off a building into a hay cart, I want to know if it worked. :P
19:46:45 <Mort-> Sneaky as in. Will stay 20 ft or further from a fight
19:47:00 <Mort-> To cdg need to be helpless
19:47:07 <Mort-> Unless he got slept
19:47:32 <Mort-> Or knocked out. In which the damage should have killed him
19:47:41 <Mort-> There is colour spray.
19:47:53 <Mort-> Flatfooted won't do it
19:48:04 <Wrothmonk> basically it was two saves, will and fort
19:48:21 <Wrothmonk> if you failed those and the party didn't intervene you died
19:48:31 <Mort-> Even if you're unconscious on that turn you need full round to cdg
19:48:33 <Mort-> Yes
19:48:42 <Mort-> So you have 2 turns to react
19:48:44 <Wrothmonk> the gm did it wrong and the party should have gotten a chance but they didnt.
19:48:51 <Mort-> Ah k
19:49:06 <Mort-> You can't cdg on the round he goes down
19:49:38 <Mort-> Its quite hard arranging it but i think I've got a solution now
19:50:01 <Mort-> But we will check the practical when i reach level 7
19:50:42 <Mort-> Also another cute thing. Haunts are fear effects
19:51:10 <Mort-> So a pally could walk into a haunted house and say what? Haunted? There's nothing wrong here!
19:51:24 <Mort-> Then take a nap there without anything happening to him
19:51:33 <Wrothmonk> lol.
19:51:55 <Mort-> I don't think it protects him from haunts with physical effects though
19:52:34 <Mort-> But rules are a little fuzzy on that
19:52:50 <Mort-> If a haunts effect was to make the person stick a sword into himself
19:53:02 <Mort-> The pally would be immune to it definitely
19:53:10 <Mort-> He wouldn't even see the haunt
19:53:48 <Mort-> But if the haunts effect was an aoe earthquake..I'm not sure how pally immunities would work out
19:54:15 <sir_stiletto> they would float with grace
19:54:22 <Mort-> God knows
19:54:28 <Mort-> Never came across that situation
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20:06:26 <Mort-> Oh hi
20:06:26 <Avatar> are you surprised to find us
20:06:26 <Mort-> No. I was trying to hypnotise mekkis for cookies
20:06:26 <Mort-> Also I've heard you found a rack
20:06:26 <Mort-> Want some suggestions?
20:06:26 <Avatar> oh mort
20:06:26 <Avatar> there is a way to get a tail as a human in PFS
20:06:28 <Avatar> I think
20:06:29 <Mort-> Yes yes?
20:06:54 <Mort-> Racial heritige kitsune?
20:07:00 <Avatar> that's it I think
20:07:12 <Avatar> I saw that and I thought YEP THATS MORT
20:07:24 <Mort-> Haha. Id like that
20:07:54 <Mort-> Maybe my next character will be a sylvan sorb
20:07:54 <Mort-> Sorc.
20:07:54 <Mort-> With a tail
20:11:39 <Mort-> And i shall have a badger.
20:11:39 <Mort-> Mebbe. But back to the rack
20:11:40 <Steven> sup.
20:11:40 <Steven> im back
20:11:40 <Avatar> I'm not 100% sure it's legal
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20:19:00 <Steven> kitsune are not legal without a boon
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20:25:02 <Mekkis> I still want an oracle with the druid spell list
20:26:58 <Mort-> I want to have a wizards spell list
20:26:59 * Mort- is a magic mur
20:30:29 <Mekkis> still making ramen
20:30:33 <Mekkis> takes ages...
20:30:44 <Steven> mort if you want to get yourself a tail on a human you gonna have to disguise tht you have a tail as there is no legal way for you to grow one currently.
20:31:32 <Mekkis> I hope that Kitsune boons don't pop up around Australia
20:31:36 <Mort-> Easy. Hat of disguise. Kitsune form
20:31:45 <Mort-> Matter settled
20:31:47 <Mort-> Got issue?
20:31:48 <Mort-> Greater hat of disguise
20:31:48 <Mekkis> AFAIK, if you want one, your best chance is Sydney :)
20:32:03 <Mort-> I can't fly to auzzie land
20:32:11 <Steven> I have a kitsune bonus
20:32:15 <Steven> boon even
20:32:21 <Mort-> Would darkwhite believe me if i told him i had paws and a tail?
20:32:37 <Mort-> 4 paws in fact
20:33:22 <Steven> probably not
20:34:11 <Mekkis> Mort-, I believe you already told him
20:34:13 <Mekkis> let me check
20:34:22 <Mort-> Oh oh!
20:34:42 <Mort-> He did say he believed me right?
20:36:43 <Mekkis> Apr 11 23:03:44 <Mort-> Does darkwhite have horns. Claws. And tail?
20:36:44 <Mekkis> hehe
20:37:23 <Mort-> But did i tell him i have a tail?
20:37:28 <Mort-> And 4 paws?
20:51:23 <Mekkis> not sure
20:56:57 <Mort-> See.
20:57:03 <Steven> see what?
20:57:19 <Mort-> I won't know if darkwhite will believe me
20:58:28 <Steven> why not send him an email
21:05:31 <Steven> better to find out before you go.
21:10:00 <Mort-> I believe in myself
21:10:09 <Mort-> All that really matters
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21:11:25 <Steven> and here i thought the rules were what matter
21:15:36 <Mekkis> Steven, Question.
21:16:31 <Mekkis> I'm trying to decide whether to houserule the Iron Circlet's version of Disguise Self should always disguise the wearer as a Humanoid....
21:16:52 <Steven> its your home brew man, do whatever ya want
21:17:14 <Steven> i mean you already house ruled no swift action wands
21:17:40 <Steven> the spring loaded wrist sheath thing.
21:21:21 <Steven> i went and looked at disguise self, you cannot change your creature type
21:21:32 <Steven> so, we could never change from a humanoid
21:26:50 <Mekkis> the problem is that kapow's character is an Outsider (native)
21:29:01 <Mort-> Say it turns you into a human
21:29:28 <Mort-> Else next he will turn into some kind of many clawed bodak or something
21:30:49 <Mekkis> a bodak is undead, iirc
21:32:05 <Mort-> I'm sure there are nice demons
21:32:10 <Mort-> Or devils
21:32:28 <Mort-> Maybe even a shadow demon
21:32:42 <Mort-> Or a marlith(think too big though)
21:33:53 <Steven> there is at least ONE CG Bearded Devil
21:35:54 <Mort-> Probably someones magic jaring him
21:36:01 <Mort-> How did he get cg
21:36:05 <Steven> we summoned one and had it put on a crown of opposite alignment
21:36:12 <Mort-> or got cursed go that body
21:36:22 <Mort-> Lol
21:36:51 <Mort-> That's amusing
21:38:58 <Steven> yeah, we summon him all the time
21:39:21 <Steven> mostly when we are fighting devils
21:40:13 <Mort-> What does he do
21:40:19 <Mort-> Smite evil?
21:40:30 <Mekkis> really?
21:40:32 <Mekkis> in PFS?
21:40:54 <Mekkis> can you tell Deceased his Truename?
21:41:46 <Mort-> It won't work in pfs
21:43:42 <Mekkis> I'm not sure if there's a crown of opposite alignment in PFS
21:43:50 <Mekkis> I know there's a belt of gender changing
21:43:56 <Mekkis> Mytiazair almost put it on
21:47:01 <Steven> Mekkis i would be glad to run the scenario where that happens.
21:47:37 <Mekkis> well... Avatar won't play it if I run it...
21:47:54 <Steven> i mean... i'd kill like all of you...
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21:52:41 <mib_hh7sfk> so how does one get invited to a game?
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21:58:44 <Steven> alright back
21:58:53 <Steven> wow... nobody messaged the newbbie
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22:06:24 <Steven> How do you guys ever expect to grow the community if nobody talks to new people?
22:08:58 <Mekkis> should I get diebot to respond to common questions?
22:09:31 <Steven> probably not
22:09:49 <Mekkis> I was thinking about programming First Steps 1 into diebot :)
22:11:47 <Mekkis> so... Day of the Demon on Wednesday
22:14:35 <Steven> hmmm... so on tuesday
22:15:17 <Mekkis> yeah
22:15:35 <Steven> yeah no.
22:16:18 <Mekkis> what's the best usage of one of those Image spells (silent image/minor image etc) you've seen?
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22:21:09 <Steven> I made an image of a dude in a prison cell while we snuck him out
22:21:39 <Mekkis> how long did you remain concentrating?
22:23:17 <Steven> just long enough to get him back onto my ship
22:23:36 <Mekkis> ah
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22:25:40 <Steven> yeah the dude was about to get killed, we brought him a whore
22:25:57 <Mekkis> ah
22:26:00 <Mekkis> fair enough
22:26:06 <Mekkis> any other usages you've seen?
22:26:15 <Steven> dalsine affair
22:29:15 <Mekkis> in 2009, a wizard cast a silent image of a thick cloud of fog over the enemies
22:29:24 <Mekkis> there were a lot of rogues in the party
22:29:42 <Mekkis> and we shared a language other than common
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22:33:23 <Steven> so...
22:33:40 <Mekkis> so?
22:33:45 <Mekkis> lots of sneak attacks then
22:33:48 <Steven> thick cloud imparting concealment
22:33:59 <Mekkis> to those who fail their saves
22:34:12 <Mekkis> our guys didn't
22:34:22 <Steven> you still see the illusion
22:34:37 <Mekkis> really?
22:34:39 <Mekkis> cool!
22:34:44 <Mekkis> are you sure?
22:34:51 <Steven> yeah
22:35:10 <Steven> the illusion doesnt disappear just because you know its not real
22:35:30 <Mekkis> so if I create an illusion that a corridor's been filled with, say stone...
22:35:43 <Mekkis> people can choose to walk through it, if they make their saves
22:35:50 <Mekkis> but they can't see anything inside it?
22:36:39 <Steven> it takes on a semi transparent form
22:37:04 <Mekkis> so if I made my save and they didn't, they'd be unaware and thus flat-footed?
22:37:44 <Steven> i would rule it would take 50% miss chance down to 20% because it still looks foggy
22:38:56 <Mekkis> I suppose the reason figments aren't used much is that there's so much table variation
22:38:58 <Mekkis> would you agree?
22:39:28 <Steven> yeah, a lot
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22:39:55 <Mekkis> I did some analysis
22:40:16 <Mekkis> Why does Transmutation get so heavily favoured when it comes to wizard spells?
22:40:49 <Steven> cause its fucking AWESOME!
22:41:02 <Mekkis> no, I mean...
22:41:32 <Mekkis> first level wizard spells:
22:41:35 <Mekkis> "1","abjuration","13"
22:41:35 <Mekkis> "1","conjuration","15"
22:41:35 <Mekkis> "1","divination","10"
22:41:35 <Mekkis> "1","enchantment","11"
22:41:35 <Mekkis> "1","evocation","7"
22:41:35 <Mekkis> "1","illusion","12"
22:41:35 <Mekkis> "1","necromancy","10"
22:41:35 <Mekkis> "1","transmutation","46"
22:41:57 <Mekkis> there are 46 transmutation spells, and every other school has 15 or less
22:42:26 <Mort-> Hydralaptop!
22:42:28 <Mekkis> and it's like that at every level
22:42:33 <Mekkis> except for 0, 8 and 9
22:42:47 <Mekkis> (for wizard spells, this is)
22:42:48 <Mort-> I haven't done transmutation
22:43:07 <Mort-> I may look into it if i get to higher levels
22:43:37 <Mort-> How awesome is it to say i turn into a red dragon. Breathe fire on you then full attack :d
22:43:55 <Hydralaptop> ?
22:44:01 <Mort-> Yay!
22:44:08 <Mekkis> hmmm
22:44:12 * Mort- hugs a hydralaptop
22:44:20 <Mekkis> what actually are all of these transmutation spells?
22:44:36 <Mort-> Transformation
22:44:48 <Mort-> Form of the dragon
22:44:52 <Mort-> Aspect of the beast
22:45:05 <Mort-> Monsterous physique
22:45:18 <Mort-> Undead anatomy
22:45:37 <Mort-> Don't you think its cool hydra if i turn into a gargoyle some day?
22:45:53 <Mort-> Resinous skin
22:45:55 <Mekkis> rope trick's transmutation?!
22:46:55 <Mort-> Possibly
22:47:01 <Mort-> Didn't play with that yet
22:47:23 <Mort-> Darkvision possibly
22:47:27 <Steven> so freakin bored.
22:47:36 <Mort-> Blessing of the mole but its probably divine
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22:48:11 <Mort-> Don't you think its cool to turn into a dragon to bite claw claw wing buffet tail slap people?
22:48:26 <Hydralaptop> Why not?
22:48:33 <Mekkis> what level do druids get to wildshape into elementals?
22:49:30 <Steven> considering i helped create a barbarian/sorc/dragon disciple that does an average damage of 250 damage in a round... im pretty meh about it mort.
22:49:34 <Mekkis> can an elemental wield a weapon?
22:49:52 <Mekkis> what level, Steven?
22:50:00 <Steven> level 12
22:50:13 <Steven> thats average damage, without critting
22:50:41 <Mort-> 8 i think
22:50:47 <Mort-> People i meet say no
22:50:57 <Mort-> On elementals using weapons
22:51:31 <Mort-> Sorry hydra. Atm i can only turn myself into a trog
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22:51:54 <Steven> hey new guy... also known as mib_rr7hct
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22:52:06 <Steven> you can change your name with /nick whatever
22:52:10 <Mort-> Its 1d6+3 and 2 x 1d4+3 if all hit
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22:53:35 <ChrisM> So how does one get invited to a game here?
22:53:53 <Mort-> That sort of thing is good to bard song and arcane strike with
22:54:04 <Steven> there is a website
22:54:21 <Mekkis> you sign up on the website.
22:54:36 <ChrisM> yes joined yesterday, but info on getting into a game isn't mentioned
22:54:45 <Steven> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/index.php5
22:54:51 <Mekkis> then you'll get emailed. But it's best to hang around or IRC a bit.
22:54:52 <ChrisM> uploaded character as well
22:54:54 <Steven> have you signed up for a game?
22:55:06 <Mekkis> There's a game this Sunday
22:55:13 <Mekkis> and another one scheduled next week
22:55:29 <ChrisM> how to sign up..Don't I need an invite?
22:55:43 <Mekkis> if you click on schedule
22:55:46 <Mekkis> it should let you sign up
22:56:07 <Mekkis> an invite just means that you'll receive an email, and dicebot will PM you
22:56:13 <Mekkis> (if you're on IRC)
22:57:43 <ChrisM> it says sign in. when I do that there is no tab/place to join
22:58:07 <ChrisM> confused
22:58:12 <Mort-> Sign in then
22:58:16 <Mekkis> so, say you wanted to accept http://www.pfrpg.com.au/schedule.php5?id=108
22:58:18 <ChrisM> I am
22:58:20 <Mort-> Top right hand corner
22:59:03 <Mekkis> oh
22:59:04 <Mekkis> strange
23:00:42 <Mekkis> ChrisM, which game are you interested in signing up for?
23:01:11 <ChrisM> If I am logged off and in schedule room it says log on to join, when I do that nothing...
23:01:18 <ChrisM> any and all!
23:01:19 <Mekkis> I noticed that too
23:01:40 <ChrisM> this saturday looks good
23:01:45 <ChrisM> to wet my feet
23:02:01 <Mekkis> this Saturday isn't a PFS game. The others are fine though.
23:02:20 <Mekkis> (Way of the Wicked is an ongoing campaign)
23:02:45 <Mekkis> I'll get Avatar or Ballig onto this issue
23:02:53 <Mekkis> they're the site admins
23:02:56 <Mort-> They are evil
23:03:04 <Mort-> In way of the wicked
23:03:04 <ChrisM> the following Sat (17) would be fine
23:03:07 <Mekkis> how much have Pathfinder have you played?
23:03:16 <ChrisM> years worth
23:03:27 <ChrisM> I usually Dm
23:03:31 <Mekkis> the following Saturday is the 16th
23:03:40 <ChrisM> but want to try i new medium
23:03:42 <Mort-> Oooh
23:03:57 <Mort-> /
23:03:58 <Mekkis> it's possible (actually quite likely) that I'll be running something on Sunday 17th
23:04:29 <Steven> they aren't evil... and if they are they are LE which is a good thing.
23:04:34 <ChrisM> sorry Sat 16, 17 I have game then
23:04:51 <Steven> so, chris where ya from?
23:04:53 <Mekkis> I'll tell Wrothmonk to expect you then...
23:05:08 <ChrisM> Canadian born, living in Korea
23:05:20 <Mekkis> I'm guessing... Japan
23:05:21 <ChrisM> K thanks Mekkis
23:05:25 <Mekkis> oh
23:05:27 <Mekkis> off a bit
23:06:04 <Steven> i think i might get asked to run something on the 9th
23:06:17 <ChrisM> I am running Rise of the Runelords now, but we ususally meet only twice a month (on a good one)
23:06:39 <ChrisM> last year ran Carrion Crown
23:06:42 <Mekkis> oh no, Steven
23:06:52 <Mekkis> ChrisM, you did an AP in a year?
23:07:25 <ChrisM> naw...we called it during the 3rd book
23:07:32 <Mekkis> ah
23:07:37 <ChrisM> was losing interest
23:07:49 <Steven> im starting up rise of the runelords for my friends
23:08:05 <Steven> probably going to finish in around 8 months
23:08:11 <Mekkis> good. I hope you're planning on playing it through, with persistent characters
23:08:12 <ChrisM> we just started it a short time ago
23:08:28 <Steven> maybe less
23:08:38 <Mekkis> Steven, two sessions a week?
23:08:38 <ChrisM> it is a big book
23:09:02 <Steven> probably one session a week
23:09:07 <Steven> every sunday
23:09:23 <Mekkis> you're ambitious then
23:09:27 <Steven> 4 hour time slots
23:09:41 <Mort-> Ee. Koreans
23:09:42 <ChrisM> Also on the home page the getting started link doesn't work, Mekkis
23:09:50 <ChrisM> ?
23:10:16 <Mekkis> it doesn't?
23:10:20 <Steven> I know the people im gaming with, Walter my VC, his Girlfriend, my buddy Andrew and his girlfriend, Cameron and Alex
23:10:20 <Mekkis> what browser are you using?
23:11:03 <Steven> all of them except andrews girlfriend are advanced PFS players. I expect them to tear through rotrl
23:11:21 <Mekkis> it works here. It selectively hides content depending on what you click on the left pane
23:12:13 <ChrisM> it works fine from Campaigns>PS link
23:12:37 <ChrisM> but not the front/home page
23:12:41 <Mekkis> strange
23:13:02 <ChrisM> maybe this is why I cannot join anything
23:14:00 <Steven> alright im running to the store.
23:14:09 <Steven> you know that thing that i said occationally happens
23:14:24 <Steven> my dad running out of coffee and then calling me at 5am in the fucking morning to run up to the store
23:14:25 <Mekkis> if you show up at the right time, you'll generally be able to play
23:14:37 <Mekkis> Steven, order it online!
23:14:52 <Steven> i dont live in a town big enough to have grocery delivery
23:14:55 <Mekkis> http://auswanacoffee.com.au/
23:15:01 <Mekkis> they ship worldwide!
23:15:07 <Steven> nor would i pay to have it delivered
23:16:06 <Steven> do you actually buy coffee from that website?
23:16:11 <Mekkis> yes
23:16:23 <Steven> you spend too much on coffee and need to send me money you rich bastard
23:16:37 <Mekkis> actually, now I just send the growers an email, and they send me the coffee and the invoice
23:16:47 <Mekkis> it's very reasonably priced
23:17:11 <Steven> also.... theres no way im going to buy my dad good coffee when he cant taste it worth shit... the man smokes 3 packs of cigarettes a day
23:17:17 <Steven> he cant taste anything
23:17:21 <Mekkis> so instant?
23:17:40 <Steven> yea... thats the plan
23:17:54 <Steven> im not spending more than like 5 bucks on it... maybe up to 7
23:18:02 <Steven> but thats it... cause thats all the cash i have on me
23:22:35 <Mekkis> I'm still at a loss as to what 5th level spells to get
23:22:41 <Mekkis> Mort-, what do you suggest?
23:22:56 <Mort-> Overland flight
23:23:15 <Mort-> I took break enchantment
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23:23:43 <Mort-> Avatar appreciated it but I'm not that sure how useful that is
23:23:43 <Mekkis> Abjuration and Enchantment are opposition schools
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23:24:03 <Mekkis> Break Enchantment is something that I can pick up when it's needed
23:24:14 <Mekkis> not something I'd Normally Prepare
23:24:19 <Mort-> He didn't know he was going to need it
23:24:30 <Mekkis> do you Normally Prepare it?
23:24:33 <Mort-> Well i decided to prepare it that day
23:24:37 <Mort-> Actually yes
23:24:47 <Mort-> Couldn't think of anything else to do haha
23:24:51 <Mekkis> heh
23:24:57 <Mort-> Its like i always carry one dispel magij
23:24:59 <Mort-> Magic
23:25:01 <Mekkis> 5th level spells are like that, right?
23:25:21 <Mekkis> I just want to get a Staff of Abjuration and leave it at that :)
23:25:37 <Mekkis> !item Staff of Abjuration
23:25:38 <diebot> Mekkis, STAFF OF ABJURATION [strong abjuration] CL:13 none 82000gp, 5lb
23:25:39 <diebot> Usually carved from the heartwood of an ancient oak, ash, sequoia, or other large tree, this staff allows use of the following spells: • Dispel magic (1 charge) • Resist energy (1 charge) • Shield (1 charge) • Dismissal (2 charges) • Lesser globe of invulnerability (2 charges) • Repulsion (3 charges) Source: Ultimate Equipment
23:25:44 <Mort-> Couldn't think of what to do with it
23:26:00 <Mekkis> Overland flight seems good
23:26:06 <Mekkis> thinking maybe Shadow Evocation
23:26:22 <Mort-> I suppose i can always heighten spells
23:26:28 <Mort-> Remember what i am
23:26:41 <Mekkis> I suppose so
23:27:00 <Mekkis> what spell focuses do you have?
23:27:12 <Mort-> I actually heightened snap dragon fireworks once
23:27:21 <Mekkis> !spell snap dragon fireworks
23:27:22 <Mort-> Conjuration
23:27:23 <diebot> Mekkis, SNAPDRAGON FIREWORKS transmutation ([fire, light]) bard 2, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 standard action Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level) Comp: S, V, M (a bundle of sulfur wrapped in cloth) Duration: 1 round/level Save: Reflex negates SR:yes
23:27:24 <diebot> A favorite display at halfling midsummer festivals, this spell lets you create fireworks in the shape of tiny dragons. Once per round, as a move action, you may designate a target 5-foot-square within range and launch a pyrotechnic in that direction. The pyrotechnic takes a zigzag path from you to that square, always missing creatures and objects
23:27:24 <diebot> in its path, and detonates in that square with a bang and a colorful burst of fire and light. Creatures in the target square take 1d4 points of fire damage and are dazzled for 1 round (Reflex half, a successful save negates the dazzled condition). Normally when this spell is used as part of a festival, the chosen target is high in the sky to
23:27:24 <diebot> increase visibility and protect observers.
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23:27:44 <Mekkis> heh
23:27:44 <Mort-> i carry a pit with me and an aqueous orb
23:27:46 <Mekkis> transmutation
23:28:27 <Mort-> Some glitterdust
23:28:38 <Mort-> A burning hands. Some magic missiles
23:28:40 <Mekkis> yeah
23:28:44 <Mekkis> that's standard fare
23:28:52 <Mekkis> Deceased ignores the burning hands
23:29:17 <Mekkis> it's amazing how many problems Acid Pit and Phantasmal Killer can solve
23:30:10 <Mort-> I use normal pit
23:30:32 <Mort-> Wall of stone?
23:30:33 <Mekkis> I don't have heighten spell: Acid Pit has a higher DC
23:30:37 <Mort-> Cloud kill?
23:30:39 <Mekkis> Was considering a wall
23:30:51 <Mort-> Try wall of sound
23:30:53 <Mekkis> Deceased already has five cloudkills per scenario
23:30:58 <Mekkis> !spell wall of sound
23:30:58 <Mort-> Then throw sleet storm :p
23:30:59 <diebot> Mekkis, WALL OF SOUND evocation ([sonic]) bard 4, magus 4, sorcerer/wizard 5 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M (a tuning fork and a quartz crystal) Duration: concentration + 1 round/level Save: none SR:yes
23:30:59 <diebot> A translucent barrier of pure sound springs into existence. This wall is silent except for a faint hum, but bursts with discordant noise when touched by an object or creature. The wall deflects arrows, bolts, loose debris, and Small or smaller flying creatures like a wind wall spell, except these things rebound harmlessly rather than being directed
23:31:00 <diebot> upward. The burst of discordant noise deals 2d4 points of sonic damage to creatures within 10 feet of the triggering object or creature; touching or passing through the wall deals 2d6 points of sonic damage + 1 point of sonic damage per caster level (maximum +20). If you evoke the wall so that it appears where creatures are, each creature takes
23:31:00 <diebot> damage as if passing through the wall. A silence spell suppresses the wall within its area, but the wall reappears when the silence ends.
23:31:51 <Mort-> If snow falls on the wall what happens
23:33:05 <Mekkis> Used many divinations?
23:33:37 <Mort-> Me? I don't do much divination
23:33:49 <Mort-> Not much information gathering scenarios
23:34:07 <Mort-> Just the go in clean the aspis out
23:34:28 <Mekkis> Divination: Is Aspis in next room?
23:34:30 <Mort-> Try not to get shot full of arrows while you're at it
23:34:33 <Mekkis> yes -> Cloudkill
23:34:45 <Mekkis> no -> enter room, divination: is Aspis in next room
23:35:47 <Mort-> You need to be in room to cloud kill them.g.
23:35:55 <Mort-> And i don't have free communes
23:35:55 <Mekkis> no
23:36:10 <Mekkis> you open the door, stick the end of the staff in, trigger it, then close the door
23:36:18 <Mekkis> wait for the screaming to stop
23:36:47 <Mort-> Could also have told your imp to check
23:36:55 <Mort-> But you probably wouldn't want to do that
23:37:54 <Mort-> Well there was a my mephit did my faction mission scenario before
23:38:23 <Mekkis> hmmm
23:38:34 <Steven> im back
23:38:45 <Steven> cost me seven dollars thirteen cents!
23:38:56 <Mekkis> I wonder... Who would win: Mort-'s mephit or Defunct?
23:39:18 <Mort-> Can't see you so you get to run away
23:39:20 <Mort-> Anyway
23:39:29 <Mort-> Hard to fight invisible things
23:39:47 <Mort-> Not to mention the fast healing and all
23:39:51 <Mort-> Dr too
23:39:54 <Mekkis> no fast healing
23:39:57 <Mekkis> or DR
23:40:36 <Mort-> Still constant invisible
23:40:52 <Mort-> You could probably fly circles around me
23:40:59 <Mekkis> actually At-Will invisible
23:41:07 <Mekkis> what's the fly speed?
23:41:15 <Mort-> 40
23:41:25 <Mort-> Yours is 50 perfect probably
23:41:30 <Mekkis> 50 perfect
23:41:35 <Mekkis> then again
23:41:37 <Mort-> Just get a bow. Keep shooting and hidmg
23:41:41 <Mekkis> damage is 1d4+3
23:41:48 <Mort-> That's a lot
23:41:58 <Mekkis> Defunct doesn't carry weapons
23:42:02 <Mekkis> that's one of the issues
23:42:08 <Mort-> I worry more about the dex poison
23:42:12 <Mort-> Neither do i
23:42:22 <Mort-> The dex poison will kill probably
23:42:34 <Mekkis> I'm imagining that the mephet has more equipment than Defunct
23:42:41 <Mort-> Not really
23:42:52 <Mekkis> (Defunct's only equipment is a ring of transposition and masterwork thieve's tools)
23:42:54 <Mort-> I use my mephit to enlarge fighters
23:43:04 <Mort-> Darkwood shield
23:43:12 <Mort-> And wand of grease
23:43:16 <Steven> the obvious answer to who would win would be Penelope
23:43:19 <Mort-> Very useful...
23:43:24 <Mekkis> quickened grease 2/day
23:43:35 <Mekkis> Who's Penelope?
23:43:38 <Mort-> How did you manage that one
23:43:44 <Mekkis> Quicken SLA
23:43:54 <Steven> its a Cacodaemon
23:43:55 <Mort-> But no point. If you feel things aren't going your way
23:44:00 <Mort-> You just poof
23:44:03 <Mort-> I can't find you
23:44:10 <Mekkis> yeah, and Deceased is there :)
23:44:17 <Mort-> No see invis/whatever
23:44:44 <Mekkis> what stealth mod?
23:44:46 <Mort-> If you're fighting something with invis you can't win unless you can see where he is
23:44:58 <Mort-> Standard mephit
23:45:03 <Mort-> +12 or so maybe
23:45:05 <Mekkis> what's that?
23:45:06 <Mekkis> ah
23:45:19 <Steven> a cacodaemon has constant magic
23:45:28 <Mekkis> Defunct has +15 perception, constant detect good/detect magic
23:45:36 <Mort-> Maybe 8
23:45:50 <Mort-> I'm a mephit
23:46:03 <Mekkis> I thought you said you were a lemur
23:46:04 <Mort-> at least in this incarnation i didn't sell my soul
23:46:18 <Mort-> For morts familiar
23:46:20 <Mekkis> I prefer you without selling your soul
23:46:22 <Mort-> I'm a lemur
23:46:27 <Steven> also cacodaemon have immune to poison
23:46:32 <Mort-> I haven't sold my soul yet
23:46:43 <Mekkis> I suggest you get a good price
23:47:02 <Mort-> I sell it only when i roll a fiendish vessel
23:47:06 <Mort-> :)
23:47:16 <Mekkis> Even Deceased hasn't sold his soul
23:47:34 <Mort-> What did you sell lately
23:47:50 <Mekkis> ummm...
23:48:02 <Mekkis> I got a cloak with the Paracountess' blood on it
23:48:13 <Mort-> Blood is nice
23:48:17 <Mekkis> the signature of three high-ranking hellknights
23:48:18 <Mort-> So what else
23:48:26 <Mort-> That's worth selling?
23:48:43 <Steven> considering the kinky shit the paracountess is into
23:48:54 <Mekkis> a cheque for 5000gp that pays the bearer out of the Pathfinder Society's accounts
23:48:55 <Steven> probably lots of stuff with her blood on it.
23:49:32 <Mekkis> Steven, yeah, but... Deceased knows the Paracountess well, and has a body part AND an item of clothing. He can cast scrying, and record it.
23:49:38 <Mekkis> now THAT's worth selling!
23:50:47 <Mort-> Dunno
23:50:55 <Mekkis> that's a -19 on the will save
23:51:03 <Mekkis> on the DC22 will save
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23:53:41 <Mekkis> Deceased has been collecting body parts and signatures
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