// #d&d — 2013-03-26
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00:01:23 <mannequin> the program is done in a blackbox trojan is done in symbols written in a predictable notification
00:01:44 <Mekkis> no. It's more that I gave a certain email address to three people
00:01:50 <Mekkis> and now it's getting hit by spam
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00:03:22 <mannequin> im not looking into thaT one
00:05:17 <mannequin> possibly
00:05:52 <mannequin> amAZING work that diebot does
00:06:13 <mannequin> pretty clever what has been implented
00:06:18 <Mekkis> thank you
00:06:30 <mannequin> but alot
00:07:06 <diebot> Danke
00:07:48 <mannequin> kewl u dutch
00:09:55 <Steven> so.... who wants to play Thornkeep?
00:12:20 <mannequin> probably needs updating
00:12:33 <mannequin> antispam
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00:15:47 <Mekkis> no..
00:15:48 <mannequin> nice download
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00:15:54 <mannequin> did it add up
00:15:54 <Mekkis> there's not antispam
00:15:58 <mannequin> all of it
00:16:19 <mannequin> great work
00:16:19 <Brunius|M> When
00:19:31 <Mekkis> I don't have antispam on my mailserver
00:19:50 <Mekkis> I use the "don't give out your address everywhere" antispam method
00:20:41 <mannequin> so it was easily seen
00:20:55 <Mekkis> no
00:21:00 <Mekkis> I told three or four people
00:21:39 <mannequin> hahahaha fair dinkum
00:22:24 <mannequin> depends who uses the machine
00:24:13 <mannequin> amazing what they do these days literally
00:25:00 <mannequin> depends on the address is real or not
00:25:15 <Mekkis> I run my own mailserver
00:25:24 <Mekkis> it's my decision on whether or not it's "real"
00:34:22 <mannequin> yeah it happens alot to many peopl
00:34:40 <Mekkis> I wish more people ran their own mailservers
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00:34:54 <Mekkis> the internet's becoming largely big corporations
00:35:01 <mannequin> people have facebook parties etc
00:35:13 <Mekkis> they're parasites
00:35:20 <mannequin> extremely big
00:35:28 <mannequin> for the money
00:36:22 <mannequin> especially when they redit or modify the screening
00:36:33 <Mekkis> still doesn
00:36:36 <Mekkis> 't help
00:37:08 <Mekkis> people are just consuming on the internet. They're not contributing to it
00:37:34 <Mekkis> sure
00:42:29 <mannequin> could be better off
00:42:49 <mannequin> exactly
00:43:47 <Mekkis> and hell, with CGNs and stuff, it's getting harder to
00:43:59 <Mekkis> so mannequin... what's your background?
00:45:13 <mannequin> pls explain background
00:45:23 <Mekkis> Brunius|M, ever made a website?
00:45:27 <Mekkis> education/interest/employment
00:45:56 <Brunius|M> I've done a bit with html and css
00:46:06 <Brunius|M> Nothing more complicated
00:46:17 <Mekkis> diebot needs a web page. Can you help her?
00:46:22 <mannequin> but we aren't applying for work here
00:46:52 <Mekkis> I know
00:47:13 <Mekkis> but I'm just interested. You've been very zen-like in your discussions
00:47:15 <mannequin> so why be so specific
00:47:18 <Hydrazine> Diebot's a girl?
00:47:25 <Mekkis> almost ELIZA-like
00:48:25 <Mekkis> of course
00:48:50 <niconorsk> What she need a website for?
00:49:11 <niconorsk> Is diebot starting a blog?
00:49:48 <Mekkis> Die is the German Feminine definitive article
00:50:50 <Mekkis> However, still too many users click on malicious web-links, and put their computer and account at risk.
00:50:51 <Mekkis> Therefore, in order to avoid clicking at all, all users are asked to disconnect their computer mice from their computers.
00:51:37 <Brunius|M> Ha
00:52:22 <mannequin> interesting eliza -like
00:52:35 <mannequin> ???
00:52:48 <Mekkis> I want to have a basic page where I can put some using information, download to the sourcecode, and other stuff
00:52:53 <Mekkis> changelog
00:53:44 <mannequin> can be boring or fun sometimes
00:53:46 <mannequin> depends
00:55:07 <Hydrazine> Diebot's user's manual?
00:55:18 <Mekkis> pretty much
00:55:28 <Mekkis> user manual, developer manual
00:55:38 <Mekkis> something I can point prospective employers to
00:56:48 <mannequin> you must be a professional hacker
00:56:54 <mannequin> by the sounds of it
00:57:08 <Mekkis> nope
00:57:22 <Mekkis> also: who employs professional hackers?
00:57:22 <Brunius|M> And why are you getting me to make the site.
00:57:25 <mannequin> fantastic
00:57:41 <Brunius|M> Speaking of employment, did you get that letter?
00:57:50 <mannequin> well programs and torrents these days
00:57:57 <mannequin> that do it
00:58:19 <Mekkis> because my HTML experiences stems from a course I went to, before you were born
00:58:59 <mannequin> police crims agencies
00:59:00 <mannequin> etc
00:59:08 <mannequin> they all do
00:59:15 <Mekkis> [citation needed]
00:59:20 <mannequin> people u know
01:00:03 <mannequin> ip adresses
01:00:17 <mannequin> heaps of ways
01:00:58 <mannequin> u liked it in a way was annoying
01:01:22 <mannequin> other people
01:03:13 <mannequin> perverts poofters
01:03:17 <mannequin> pedophiles
01:03:21 <mannequin> etc
01:05:15 <mannequin> caboodle
01:08:06 <mannequin> then people who don't give a shit
01:10:00 <mannequin> bullying occurs
01:10:11 <mannequin> i have others who use the net
01:15:22 <mannequin> its all there...all of it
01:19:56 <mannequin> everyone has a job
01:25:20 <Mekkis> hehe
01:25:37 <Mekkis> Goodall on Battering Blast:
01:25:40 <Mekkis> I twitch every time I hear of battering blast, I wrote the original version
01:25:41 <Mekkis> that was completely different to the overpowered version they put into
01:25:41 <Mekkis> Dungeons of Golarion.
01:25:41 <Mekkis>
01:25:41 <Mekkis> Matt
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01:37:15 <Brunius> Any colour scheme, Mekkis?
01:37:19 <Brunius> What are you after?
01:37:32 <Mekkis> something that doesn't look crap, and works on apache
01:39:32 <Brunius> Man, can I remember how framesets work
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01:57:32 <Mekkis> I don't know what framesets are. They're something to do with CSS right?
01:58:31 <Brunius> Html4
01:59:47 <Mekkis> !spell Polypurpose Panacea
01:59:54 <diebot> Mekkis, POLYPURPOSE PANACEA transmutation ([]) alchemist 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: S Duration: see below Save: SR:
01:59:54 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/polypurpose_panacea.html
02:01:28 <Mekkis> !spell animate rope
02:01:30 <diebot> Mekkis, ANIMATE ROPE transmutation ([]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) one rope-like object, length up to 50 ft. + 5 ft./level; see text Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level Save: none SR:no
02:01:30 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/animate_rope.html
02:01:45 <Brunius> has diebot got a logo?
02:01:51 <Mekkis> no
02:02:37 <Mekkis> wow
02:02:43 <Mekkis> it's changed in Pathfinder
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02:13:38 <Brunius> we should get diebot a logo
02:13:46 <Brunius> Say, a robot with a d6 for a head
02:14:31 <Lintor> should change his name to dicegod and rather than !throw change it to !pray
02:16:32 <Lintor> then we might get better rolls
02:20:03 <Mekkis> "Crate them up and ship 'em to the mwangi"
02:20:46 <Lintor> "cheliax pays better"
02:24:47 <Lintor> "you get the slaves cheap in mwangi and sell them in Cheliax unless you really hate the slave"
02:29:29 <Mekkis> so you threaten to ship them to the mwangi unless they tell you X
02:29:29 <Mekkis> then you ship them to cheliax?
02:30:24 <Mekkis> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/11/01/bofh_call_in_the_specialist/
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03:16:39 <andrey> hello
03:16:52 <andrey> does anyone know if PFS uses a different character sheet?
03:17:05 <andrey> other thant the one on here http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/resources
03:17:20 <andrey> I'm going to be playing my first offline tabletop in a couple hours
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05:06:40 <Steven1> there are lots of different sheets for PFS
05:06:54 <Steven1> pick one you like and use it.
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06:14:30 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sun 7th 10am (We Be Goblins,Avatar) | WotW: Sat 6th 2pm || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
06:14:30 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sun Mar 24 17:53:07 2013
06:14:30 <***> Buffer Playback...
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06:19:29 <Avatar> Wrothmonk: can you check if stiletto is available to play on the 14th for we be goblins
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06:35:46 <Wrothmonk> Sent him a message, he is at work though so I may not get a response for a few hours.
06:36:03 <Avatar> cheers
06:37:44 <Wrothmonk> but I can tell you probable not since its a sunday and he doesn't want to stay up that late before work.
06:39:01 <Wrothmonk> wait, 14th at +11 or 14th at -6?
06:45:51 <Avatar> at +11
06:45:55 <Avatar> so 13th for you
06:46:21 <Avatar> same time as the session it's on now, but 7 days later
06:59:50 <Steven> or class abilities possessed by the wearer. The wearer of a suit of noqual armor gains a +2 resistance bonus
06:59:50 <Steven> on all saving throws against spells and spell-like abilities.
06:59:50 <Steven> Noqual has 30 hit points per inch of thickness and hardness 10. A suit of noqual light armor costs
06:59:51 <Steven> +4,000 gp, medium armor +8,000 gp, and heavy armor +12,000 gp. A shield costs +2,000 gp, and a weapon
06:59:51 <Steven> or other item +500 gp.
07:00:10 <Steven> stupid thing
07:00:39 <Steven> Noqual looks almost like a pale green crystal to the untrained eye, but can be worked as iron despite
07:00:39 <Steven> its appearance. It is light—half as heavy as iron, yet just as strong. More importantly, noqual is strangely
07:00:39 <Steven> resistant to magic. An object made of noqual gains a +4 bonus on any saving throw made against a
07:00:39 <Steven> magical source. Creating a magic item that incorporates any amount of noqual into it increases the price
07:00:39 <Steven> of creation by 5,000 gp, as costly reagents and alchemical supplies must be used to treat the metal during
07:00:39 <Steven> the process
07:00:57 <Mekkis> Steven, we saw
07:01:03 <Mekkis> Steven, we saw
07:01:05 <Steven> i hate dicebot so much right now
07:01:10 <Mekkis> what source is that from?
07:01:12 <Steven> anyways, yeah its cool stuff
07:01:12 <Mekkis> yeah
07:01:21 <Mekkis> Diebot is much more friendly, isn't she?
07:02:08 <Mekkis> .
07:02:16 <Mekkis> what book's that from?
07:02:35 <mannequin> no torrents online
07:02:36 <Steven> lets see, so 8400 for a regular suit of it, total of 33600 for a suit of barding for my AC
07:02:41 <Steven> its not from a book.
07:03:01 <Mekkis> then it isn't PFS-legal?
07:03:07 <Mekkis> or is it the boon from Thornkeep?
07:03:39 <Steven> its a boon
07:03:52 <Steven> but, yeah.... i think it would be worth it since theres not much im going to be buying
07:04:33 <Steven> so 33600 then comfort so she can sleep in it, 38600
07:05:24 <Steven> then +1 and maybe.... fortification
07:06:28 <Mekkis> but it's still Metal, right?
07:06:28 <Steven> so.... prolly level 8
07:06:47 <Steven> Yeah, I dont have to worry about metal restriction though, im not an actual druid
07:07:03 <Steven> 32AC
07:07:05 <Mekkis> sure, but if you're trying to act like one
07:07:07 <Mekkis> ...
07:07:12 <Steven> im not trying to act like one.
07:07:20 <Mekkis> also: Ari has that AC with nothing by mage armour
07:07:33 <Steven> i dont know who ari is
07:07:43 <Mekkis> Grolschmir's supersonic roc
07:07:52 <Steven> yeah, but your roc is boring.
07:08:32 <Mekkis> does Penelope cause sonic booms?
07:08:58 <Steven> nope, she hits you with her tail and you get to make fort saves or become dazed.
07:09:10 <Steven> way cooler
07:11:07 <Steven> oh and if she crits you become stunned for 1d4 rounds
07:25:46 <Wrothmonk> I was thinking about playing, but then I realized that a new dr who comes out that day.
07:42:00 <Mekkis> !spell liberating command
07:42:03 <diebot> Mekkis, LIBERATING COMMAND transmutation ([]) bard 1, cleric 1, druid 1, paladin 1, ranger 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 immediate action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
07:42:04 <diebot> If the target is bound, grappled, or otherwise restrained, he may make an Escape Artist check to escape as an immediate action. He gains a competence bonus on this check equal to twice your caster level (maximum +20). This spell has no effect if the target could not get free by using the Escape Artist skill (for example, if he were under the
07:42:04 <diebot> effects of a hold person spell or paralyzed by Strength damage).
07:50:04 <mannequin> sterotype stuff must be strong
07:54:24 <Mort-> Hi
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07:56:48 <Steven> liberating command is okay, Liteny of escape is better if you can manage to get it.
07:57:24 <Mort-> Oh you
07:57:32 * Mort- growls at Steven
07:57:33 <mannequin> thules and druids are very ancient
07:58:01 <mannequin> kept underground still leaves the integrity of a high user
07:58:54 <Steven> mort you need to get overwhatever it is you think, its kind of lame to growl at me whenever we both in chat
07:58:59 <Mort-> Avatar?
08:00:50 <Steven> oh and Mekkis did you see that the Extra Item slot feat is legal for ACs?
08:01:01 <Mekkis> I did
08:01:07 <Mekkis> but it's useless to Ari
08:01:20 <Steven> yeah, im buying the book as soon as i get paid again
08:01:25 <Mekkis> as I understand, neck slot items are still allowed without the feat, correct?
08:01:36 <Steven> yeah neckslots all day every day
08:01:44 <Steven> but you could give your bird the belt slot
08:01:48 <Steven> i think
08:01:49 <Mekkis> also: an avian still can't get a shoulder slot
08:02:09 <Steven> i'd have to check the book again.
08:02:53 <Steven> but yeah, theres some interesting things you can do now.
08:03:22 <Mekkis> meh: druid with 13 wisdom: I've got spell slots that can't be used on anything that remotely cares about a save
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08:04:57 <Steven> theres always room for another magic item and usually one worth getting for every slot
08:05:20 <Steven> but, now its time to catch some sleep ive been up way too long again
08:05:27 <Mekkis> also: money is tight... saving to get Wild on my dragonplate
08:05:33 <Mekkis> Skin of Enkendu
08:06:24 <Steven> what the hell is a skin of enkendu?
08:06:50 <Mekkis> You know Enkendu?
08:07:04 <Mekkis> he was the dragon who gave his skin to Grolschmir!
08:07:42 <Steven> nope... no recolection
08:08:40 <Mekkis> played any retired scenarios?
08:10:44 <Steven> alright, goin to pass out, peace
08:10:44 <mannequin> gnite
08:10:51 <Mekkis> also, Steven... did you ever get around to getting that script run?
08:18:13 <mannequin> lol
08:47:19 <andrey> if you cast eagle's splendor on a sorcerer, will their spell save DCs go up?
08:54:29 <Brunius|M-> The Matt Smith who episodes aren't any good anyway
08:55:38 <Brunius|M-> I think so, andrey
09:16:26 <mannequin> hi andrey
09:16:38 <mannequin> nobody is speaking much now
09:16:52 <andrey> well yes
09:17:04 <andrey> is anyone running a game?
09:17:14 <mannequin> they were before
09:17:40 <mannequin> as the discussion
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09:27:07 * kapow_laptop transmutes Mort instead a led bar ^_^
09:27:48 * Wrothmonk melts Mort into a sword blade, adds a handle, then stabs kapow
09:28:01 <Mort-> Gah
09:28:07 <Mort-> You jokers.
09:28:23 <Mort-> But stabbing kapow good
09:28:56 * kapow_laptop dies of led poisoning and is reincarnated as an ancient black dragon!
09:29:05 <Wrothmonk> ..
09:29:10 * kapow_laptop eats wrothmonk whole and digests him in acid
09:29:24 <Mort-> Told you what i meant about dragons?
09:30:03 <Mort-> Now we are going to have some bad enserric the long sword Jokes
09:31:58 <andrey> Ballig, so which version of CA should I use, stable or unstable?
09:32:34 <Mort-> Hi wrothmonk. Im mort the talking sword
09:32:54 <Wrothmonk> goddamnit, I don't want to be a blade bound magus with mort.
09:33:00 <Wrothmonk> :P
09:34:30 <Mekkis> andrey, you use the version that the GM says to use :)
09:34:40 <andrey> ok
09:34:47 <Mekkis> most of the time it's b134
09:37:55 <Mort-> Oh hi andrey
09:38:10 <mannequin> the guyz are back again
09:38:13 <Mort-> I'm a lemur with 4 paws and a swishy tail
09:38:19 <andrey> I never left
09:38:27 <Mort-> Ah
09:38:40 * Mort- waves pawz
09:38:58 <andrey> I'm an aboleth
09:39:03 * andrey waves tentacles
09:39:36 * Mort- is scawed and hides in a hole
09:40:42 <Mekkis> inkscape
09:42:09 <kapow_laptop> your not
09:42:10 <kapow_laptop> your dead
09:42:13 <kapow_laptop> and in my belly
09:43:44 <Mekkis> "Those forgeries are so good they make real documents look fake"
09:46:28 <mannequin> clever
09:48:25 <mannequin> i'd probably agree with that
09:51:27 <mannequin> the gmaster has spoken
09:51:34 <mannequin> passed his level
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09:54:28 <mannequin> a magician never reveals the tricks
09:54:56 <mannequin> and conceals it from other discrepancies
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09:55:12 <Mort-> Hahaha
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09:55:30 <Mort-> But id make such a cool talking sword
09:55:59 <mannequin> we wonder sometimes
09:56:16 <Mekkis> Ok
09:56:25 * kapow_laptop breathes dragon fire all over mort to make her an awesome dragon tempered led sword
09:56:43 <Mort-> Er hum. I'm now a sword?
09:56:53 <Mekkis> you an led sword
09:56:58 <Wrothmonk> I melted you into one.
09:57:00 <kapow_laptop> you light up
09:57:01 <Mekkis> you have an anode and a cathode
09:57:06 <Mort-> Might be a good thing. According to lore swords are nearly indestuctable
09:57:23 <Mekkis> if you put too much current in, you become a friode!
09:58:00 <Mekkis> who's the spammer
09:58:27 <Mort-> Never mind
10:02:03 <mannequin> the program is done in a blackbox trojan is done in symbols written in a predictable notification
10:02:24 <Mekkis> no. It's more that I gave a certain email address to three people
10:02:30 <Mekkis> and now it's getting hit by spam
10:02:54 <kapow_laptop> oh mekk
10:03:10 <Mekkis> .
10:03:12 <kapow_laptop> decided what horrible things are going to befall Raine?
10:03:53 <Mekkis> not entirely
10:04:01 <mannequin> im not looking into thaT one
10:05:56 <mannequin> possibly
10:06:32 <mannequin> amAZING work that diebot does
10:06:53 <mannequin> pretty clever what has been implented
10:06:58 <Mekkis> thank you
10:07:10 <mannequin> but alot
10:07:33 <Mort-> Mekkis. Would i make a good talking sword ,g
10:07:46 <diebot> Danke
10:07:57 <Mekkis> did you read the story about that?
10:08:27 <mannequin> kewl u dutch
10:08:43 <Mort-> I read lots of stories
10:08:49 <Mort-> A few are about talking swords
10:08:59 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/tags/pathfinderTales/webFiction
10:11:50 <Mekkis> !feat rapid shot
10:11:52 <diebot> Mekkis, RAPID SHOT [Combat]Prereq: Dex 13, Point-Blank Shot. You can make an additional ranged attack.
10:11:52 <diebot> Benefit: When making a full-attack action with a ranged weapon, you can fire one additional time this round. All of your attack rolls take a –2 penalty when using Rapid Shot. Source: Core
10:13:00 <mannequin> probably needs updating
10:13:13 <mannequin> antispam
10:14:42 * Mort- is a mouthy
10:16:27 <Mekkis> no..
10:16:28 <mannequin> nice download
10:16:34 <mannequin> did it add up
10:16:34 <Mekkis> there's not antispam
10:16:38 <mannequin> all of it
10:16:59 <mannequin> great work
10:17:25 * Mort- atm is a lead blade
10:17:26 <Mort-> :p
10:17:36 <Mekkis> why lead?
10:19:10 <Mort-> Kapow transmuted me into a bar of lead
10:19:34 <Mekkis> don't worry
10:19:39 <Mekkis> that was 20 minutes ago
10:19:52 <Mort-> Oh and?
10:19:57 <Mekkis> !spell polymorph any object
10:19:59 <diebot> Mekkis, POLYMORPH ANY OBJECT transmutation (polymorph[]) sorcerer/wizard 8 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature, or one nonmagical object of up to 100 cu. ft./level Comp: V, S, M/DF (mercury, gum arabic, and smoke) Duration: see text Save: Fortitude negates (object); see text SR:yes (object)
10:19:59 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/polymorph_any_object.html
10:20:11 <Mekkis> I don't have antispam on my mailserver
10:20:21 <Mort-> So I'm a lemur?
10:20:24 <Mekkis> no
10:20:29 <Mekkis> the duration factor is 2
10:20:30 <Mekkis> I use the "don't give out your address everywhere" antispam method
10:20:36 <Mekkis> so you'll be that way for one hour
10:21:21 <mannequin> so it was easily seen
10:21:35 <Mekkis> no
10:21:40 <Mekkis> I told three or four people
10:22:19 <mannequin> hahahaha fair dinkum
10:23:04 <mannequin> depends who uses the machine
10:24:53 <mannequin> amazing what they do these days literally
10:25:18 <Mort-> Oh no
10:25:40 <mannequin> depends on the address is real or not
10:25:56 <Mekkis> I run my own mailserver
10:26:04 <Mekkis> it's my decision on whether or not it's "real"
10:27:11 * kapow_laptop casts Permanancy on Mort-
10:27:21 * Mekkis counterspells
10:27:32 <Mekkis> readied actions ftw
10:27:45 <kapow_laptop> you never said you readied it so you didn't!
10:27:57 <Mort-> Does permancy work like that?
10:28:14 <Mort-> Isn't there a fixed duration before you can cast it?
10:28:14 <Mekkis> kapow_laptop, you're not the GM, so I didn't need to tell you
10:31:40 <Mort-> Yay mekkis!
10:35:02 <mannequin> yeah it happens alot to many peopl
10:35:20 <Mekkis> I wish more people ran their own mailservers
10:35:35 <Mekkis> the internet's becoming largely big corporations
10:35:42 <mannequin> people have facebook parties etc
10:35:54 <Mekkis> they're parasites
10:36:00 <mannequin> extremely big
10:36:08 <mannequin> for the money
10:37:02 <mannequin> especially when they redit or modify the screening
10:37:14 <Mekkis> still doesn
10:37:16 <Mekkis> 't help
10:37:49 <Mekkis> people are just consuming on the internet. They're not contributing to it
10:43:09 <mannequin> could be better off
10:43:30 <mannequin> exactly
10:44:28 <Mekkis> and hell, with CGNs and stuff, it's getting harder to
10:44:40 <Mekkis> so mannequin... what's your background?
10:45:53 <mannequin> pls explain background
10:46:08 <Mekkis> education/interest/employment
10:47:03 <mannequin> but we aren't applying for work here
10:47:33 <Mekkis> I know
10:47:54 <Mekkis> but I'm just interested. You've been very zen-like in your discussions
10:47:55 <mannequin> so why be so specific
10:48:06 <Mekkis> almost ELIZA-like
10:53:02 <mannequin> interesting eliza -like
10:53:12 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
10:53:15 <mannequin> ???
10:53:22 <kapow_laptop> psh XP
10:54:24 <mannequin> can be boring or fun sometimes
10:54:27 <mannequin> depends
10:57:29 <mannequin> you must be a professional hacker
10:57:34 <mannequin> by the sounds of it
10:57:49 <Mekkis> nope
10:58:02 <Mekkis> also: who employs professional hackers?
10:58:05 <mannequin> fantastic
10:58:30 <mannequin> well programs and torrents these days
10:58:37 <mannequin> that do it
10:59:39 <mannequin> police crims agencies
10:59:41 <mannequin> etc
10:59:48 <mannequin> they all do
10:59:55 <Mekkis> [citation needed]
11:00:00 <mannequin> people u know
11:00:43 <mannequin> ip adresses
11:00:57 <mannequin> heaps of ways
11:01:38 <mannequin> u liked it in a way was annoying
11:02:02 <mannequin> other people
11:03:53 <mannequin> perverts poofters
11:03:57 <mannequin> pedophiles
11:04:01 <mannequin> etc
11:05:55 <mannequin> caboodle
11:08:46 <mannequin> then people who don't give a shit
11:09:29 <Mekkis> Animal tattooing by “Unscrupulous Ink. Our motto is: Bring anything in unconscious and strapped to a plank, and we’ll cover it with tats."
11:10:41 <mannequin> bullying occurs
11:10:51 <mannequin> i have others who use the net
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11:16:02 <mannequin> its all there...all of it
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11:20:37 <mannequin> everyone has a job
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11:22:13 <kapow_laptop> stupid shitty pc with vista on it
11:22:22 <kapow_laptop> can't even stay connected to my work network XP
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12:20:06 <Steven> what up
12:21:14 <Mekkis> what happens when you fail a caster level check on a scroll?
12:24:04 <niconorsk> DC 5 wisdom check to avoid scroll mishap, if you pass, nothing, the scroll is not used
12:24:10 <Goya> http://paizo.com/paizo/faq/v5748nruor1fm#v5748eaic9og5
12:24:34 <Mekkis> if there's a mishap?
12:25:40 <Goya> I would assume the scroll is consumed - and the 'mishap' is the effect.
12:25:56 <Mekkis> Steven, in PFS, what's the effect?
12:26:00 <Mekkis> GM chooses?
12:26:07 <Steven> its a mishap
12:28:10 <niconorsk> It doesn't say how to choose what mishap happens, so I guess it's up to the GM
12:28:12 <Mekkis> there's at least one low-tier scenario where characters would try and activate a CL9 scroll
12:32:44 <niconorsk> I guess these events are so rare that there hasn't been a need to codify it
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12:42:07 <Mekkis> it's happened
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12:54:25 <kapow_laptop> just leaves CL 20 scrolls of fireball around for low lvl & wis characters to find for the funnies of it
12:54:56 <Mekkis> kapow_laptop, there IS a tier 1-5 or 1-7 scenario that has a CL9 scroll in it
12:55:05 <Mekkis> that the players are encouraged to use
13:01:22 <niconorsk> I assume you can't take 10 on caster level checks. :P
13:01:33 <Mekkis> ummm....
13:01:41 <Mekkis> not sure really
13:03:15 <niconorsk> I looked it up. You specifically can't
13:17:02 <kapow_laptop> yeah I am just saying in a normal pathfinder scenario it'd be hilarious XP
13:17:16 <kapow_laptop> you get this giant scroll as treassure you try to cast it on a big bad evil guy
13:17:19 <andrey> hello
13:17:30 <kapow_laptop> you blow yourself and the entire party up cuase you mishap
13:17:32 <andrey> does anyone know if PFS uses a different character sheet?
13:17:45 <andrey> other thant the one on here http://paizo.com/pathfinderRPG/resources
13:18:00 <andrey> I'm going to be playing my first offline tabletop in a couple hours
13:18:40 <kapow_laptop> like watching goblin sorcerers explode with the critical failure rules in a 3.5e game (some home brew rules involved) but none the less funny.
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13:40:31 <Mekkis> !hp 4d8m2
13:40:32 <diebot> Mekkis, 31
13:41:33 <kapow_laptop> m2 meaning mod?
13:41:42 <kapow_laptop> does that fount for favoured?
13:41:46 <kapow_laptop> or add it to mod?
13:41:52 <Mekkis> m for mod
13:42:15 <Mekkis> so in Kernigahn's case, he's a 4th level cleric, with 12 con and all favoured classes into HP
13:42:27 <Mekkis> hence 4d8m2
13:42:33 <kapow_laptop> yup
13:43:03 <kapow_laptop> !hp 4d8m2+3d10m3
13:43:03 <diebot> kapow_laptop, 58
13:43:57 <kapow_laptop> what if i wanted to factor in toughness?
13:44:30 <Mekkis> if you're say, a 2nd level wizard with 14 con, toughness and no favoured class in HP, you'd do
13:44:31 <kapow_laptop> +t and it searches total amount of dice being rolled and adds that if > 3
13:44:42 <Mekkis> !hp 2d6m2+3
13:44:43 <kapow_laptop> or just adds 3 if less than or equal to 3
13:44:43 <diebot> Mekkis, 17
13:45:06 <kapow_laptop> I know but everything else was counted for why not make it so you just to +t
13:45:12 <kapow_laptop> and it does it for us :D
13:45:22 <Mekkis> maybe
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14:36:54 <Mekkis> sure
14:44:43 <Mekkis> Brunius|M, ever made a website?
14:45:16 <Brunius|M> I've done a bit with html and css
14:45:26 <Brunius|M> Nothing more complicated
14:45:37 <Mekkis> diebot needs a web page. Can you help her?
14:46:38 <Hydrazine> Diebot's a girl?
14:47:45 <Mekkis> of course
14:48:10 <niconorsk> What she need a website for?
14:48:31 <niconorsk> Is diebot starting a blog?
14:49:08 <Mekkis> Die is the German Feminine definitive article
14:50:10 <Mekkis> However, still too many users click on malicious web-links, and put their computer and account at risk.
14:50:10 <Mekkis> Therefore, in order to avoid clicking at all, all users are asked to disconnect their computer mice from their computers.
14:50:57 <Brunius|M> Ha
14:52:07 <Mekkis> I want to have a basic page where I can put some using information, download to the sourcecode, and other stuff
14:52:13 <Mekkis> changelog
14:54:27 <Hydrazine> Diebot's user's manual?
14:54:38 <Mekkis> pretty much
14:54:48 <Mekkis> user manual, developer manual
14:54:57 <Mekkis> something I can point prospective employers to
14:56:42 <Brunius|M> And why are you getting me to make the site.
14:57:02 <Brunius|M> Speaking of employment, did you get that letter?
14:57:39 <Mekkis> because my HTML experiences stems from a course I went to, before you were born
15:07:20 <Steven1> there are lots of different sheets for PFS
15:07:34 <Steven1> pick one you like and use it.
15:24:40 <Mekkis> hehe
15:24:56 <Mekkis> Goodall on Battering Blast:
15:25:00 <Mekkis> I twitch every time I hear of battering blast, I wrote the original version
15:25:00 <Mekkis> that was completely different to the overpowered version they put into
15:25:00 <Mekkis> Dungeons of Golarion.
15:25:00 <Mekkis>
15:25:00 <Mekkis> Matt
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15:36:35 <Brunius> Any colour scheme, Mekkis?
15:36:39 <Brunius> What are you after?
15:36:52 <Mekkis> something that doesn't look crap, and works on apache
15:38:52 <Brunius> Man, can I remember how framesets work
15:56:52 <Mekkis> I don't know what framesets are. They're something to do with CSS right?
15:57:51 <Brunius> Html4
15:59:07 <Mekkis> !spell Polypurpose Panacea
15:59:14 <diebot> Mekkis, POLYPURPOSE PANACEA transmutation ([]) alchemist 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: S Duration: see below Save: SR:
15:59:14 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/polypurpose_panacea.html
16:00:48 <Mekkis> !spell animate rope
16:00:50 <diebot> Mekkis, ANIMATE ROPE transmutation ([]) bard 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) one rope-like object, length up to 50 ft. + 5 ft./level; see text Comp: V, S Duration: 1 round/level Save: none SR:no
16:00:50 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/animate_rope.html
16:01:05 <Brunius> has diebot got a logo?
16:01:11 <Mekkis> no
16:01:57 <Mekkis> wow
16:02:03 <Mekkis> it's changed in Pathfinder
16:12:58 <Brunius> we should get diebot a logo
16:13:06 <Brunius> Say, a robot with a d6 for a head
16:13:51 <Lintor> should change his name to dicegod and rather than !throw change it to !pray
16:15:52 <Lintor> then we might get better rolls
16:19:23 <Mekkis> "Crate them up and ship 'em to the mwangi"
16:20:09 <Avatar> Wrothmonk: can you check if stiletto is available to play on the 14th for we be goblins
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16:28:30 <Mekkis> so you threaten to ship them to the mwangi unless they tell you X
16:28:35 <Mekkis> then you ship them to cheliax?
16:29:43 <Mekkis> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2000/11/01/bofh_call_in_the_specialist/
16:36:26 <Wrothmonk> Sent him a message, he is at work though so I may not get a response for a few hours.
16:36:43 <Avatar> cheers
16:38:24 <Wrothmonk> but I can tell you probable not since its a sunday and he doesn't want to stay up that late before work.
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16:39:40 <Wrothmonk> wait, 14th at +11 or 14th at -6?
16:42:17 <Brunius> I should read more BOFG
16:42:21 <Brunius> BOFH rather
16:46:31 <Avatar> at +11
16:46:34 <Avatar> so 13th for you
16:47:01 <Avatar> same time as the session it's on now, but 7 days later
17:26:26 <Wrothmonk> I was thinking about playing, but then I realized that a new dr who comes out that day.
18:09:24 <Lintor> mekkis looking forwars to our my enemys enemy table that should be a really good group - ashley
18:14:28 <Lintor> ;) i was gonna do it in front of him
18:14:46 <Mekkis> sure, but after we receive the chronicle sheets
18:15:50 <Lintor> lol i am with him all con anyway
18:16:02 <Lintor> mainly as a player
18:16:09 <Lintor> well him being one
18:16:09 <Mekkis> ah
18:16:11 <Mekkis> but I'm not
18:17:24 <Mekkis> ooh
18:17:33 <Mekkis> I'm running Frozen Fingers of Midnight
18:17:39 <Mekkis> better ask Brock about that one
18:18:51 <Mekkis> I thought simon was running it
18:18:58 <Mekkis> ah
18:19:02 <Mekkis> don't worry then
18:19:07 <Mekkis> I thought he was running it
18:19:12 <Mekkis> go ahead
18:19:21 <Lintor> yeah i ment good group other than ashley
18:19:27 <Lintor> playing
18:20:19 <Mekkis> what about Feast of Sigils
18:22:46 <Mekkis> what's your druid?
18:23:54 <Lintor> assamir lion shaman
18:23:58 <Mekkis> ah
18:24:10 <Mekkis> what time are you arriving in Melbourne on Thursday?
18:24:11 <Brunius> of course...
18:25:53 <Lintor> depends when gitch finishes work unless i catch a train up earlyer
18:26:41 <Lintor> we are trying to make the gm 101 i beleave
18:47:58 <andrey> if you cast eagle's splendor on a sorcerer, will their spell save DCs go up?
18:55:09 <Brunius|M-> The Matt Smith who episodes aren't any good anyway
18:56:18 <Brunius|M-> I think so, andrey
18:56:52 <Lintor> atm we are looking at 6-7pm unless gitch finishes work early then we will leave earlyer
19:05:21 <Mekkis> !spell irresistable dance
19:05:27 <diebot> Mekkis, IRRESISTIBLE DANCE enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 6, sorcerer/wizard 8, witch 8 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V Duration: 1d4+1 rounds Save: Will partial SR:yes
19:05:27 <diebot> The subject feels an undeniable urge to dance and begins doing so, complete with foot shuffling and tapping. The spell effect makes it impossible for the subject to do anything other than caper and prance in place. The effect imposes a -4 penalty to Armor Class and a -10 penalty on Reflex saves, and it negates any AC bonus granted by a shield the
19:05:28 <diebot> target holds. The dancing subject provokes attacks of opportunity each round on its turn. A successful Will save reduces the duration of this effect to 1 round.
19:14:20 Lintor is now known as Ulzef
19:27:47 * kapow_laptop transmutes Mort instead a led bar ^_^
19:28:28 * Wrothmonk melts Mort into a sword blade, adds a handle, then stabs kapow
19:28:41 <Mort-> Gah
19:28:47 <Mort-> You jokers.
19:29:03 <Mort-> But stabbing kapow good
19:29:36 * kapow_laptop dies of led poisoning and is reincarnated as an ancient black dragon!
19:29:45 <Wrothmonk> ..
19:29:50 * kapow_laptop eats wrothmonk whole and digests him in acid
19:30:04 <Mort-> Told you what i meant about dragons?
19:30:43 <Mort-> Now we are going to have some bad enserric the long sword Jokes
19:33:14 <Mort-> Hi wrothmonk. Im mort the talking sword
19:33:33 <Wrothmonk> goddamnit, I don't want to be a blade bound magus with mort.
19:33:40 <Wrothmonk> :P
19:40:45 <Avatar> there are a lot of new names on the conquest schedule
19:42:48 <kapow_laptop> your not
19:42:50 <kapow_laptop> your dead
19:42:53 <kapow_laptop> and in my belly
19:43:03 <Avatar> I've signed up for day of the demon twice :|
19:44:26 <Avatar> does anyone know much about what the deal is with bonekeep
19:48:43 <Avatar> Mekkis: have you played fabric of reality
19:55:51 <Mort-> Hahaha
19:56:10 <Mort-> But id make such a cool talking sword
19:57:05 * kapow_laptop breathes dragon fire all over mort to make her an awesome dragon tempered led sword
19:57:23 <Mort-> Er hum. I'm now a sword?
19:57:33 <Mekkis> you an led sword
19:57:38 <Wrothmonk> I melted you into one.
19:57:40 <kapow_laptop> you light up
19:57:41 <Mekkis> you have an anode and a cathode
19:57:46 <Mort-> Might be a good thing. According to lore swords are nearly indestuctable
19:58:03 <Mekkis> if you put too much current in, you become a friode!
19:59:07 <Mort-> Never mind
20:03:34 <kapow_laptop> oh mekk
20:03:50 <Mekkis> .
20:03:52 <kapow_laptop> decided what horrible things are going to befall Raine?
20:04:33 <Mekkis> not entirely
20:08:13 <Mort-> Mekkis. Would i make a good talking sword ,g
20:08:37 <Mekkis> did you read the story about that?
20:09:23 <Mort-> I read lots of stories
20:09:28 <Mort-> A few are about talking swords
20:09:39 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/tags/pathfinderTales/webFiction
20:12:30 <Mekkis> !feat rapid shot
20:12:31 <diebot> Mekkis, RAPID SHOT [Combat]Prereq: Dex 13, Point-Blank Shot. You can make an additional ranged attack.
20:12:32 <diebot> Benefit: When making a full-attack action with a ranged weapon, you can fire one additional time this round. All of your attack rolls take a –2 penalty when using Rapid Shot. Source: Core
20:15:22 * Mort- is a mouthy
20:18:05 * Mort- atm is a lead blade
20:18:06 <Mort-> :p
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20:18:16 <Mekkis> why lead?
20:19:50 <Mort-> Kapow transmuted me into a bar of lead
20:20:14 <Mekkis> don't worry
20:20:19 <Mekkis> that was 20 minutes ago
20:20:32 <Mort-> Oh and?
20:20:37 <Mekkis> !spell polymorph any object
20:20:39 <diebot> Mekkis, POLYMORPH ANY OBJECT transmutation (polymorph[]) sorcerer/wizard 8 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature, or one nonmagical object of up to 100 cu. ft./level Comp: V, S, M/DF (mercury, gum arabic, and smoke) Duration: see text Save: Fortitude negates (object); see text SR:yes (object)
20:20:39 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/polymorph_any_object.html
20:21:00 <Mort-> So I'm a lemur?
20:21:04 <Mekkis> no
20:21:09 <Mekkis> the duration factor is 2
20:21:16 <Mekkis> so you'll be that way for one hour
20:25:57 <Mort-> Oh no
20:27:51 * kapow_laptop casts Permanancy on Mort-
20:28:01 * Mekkis counterspells
20:28:12 <Mekkis> readied actions ftw
20:28:17 <Mekkis> no
20:28:25 <kapow_laptop> you never said you readied it so you didn't!
20:28:37 <Mort-> Does permancy work like that?
20:28:54 <Mort-> Isn't there a fixed duration before you can cast it?
20:28:55 <Mekkis> kapow_laptop, you're not the GM, so I didn't need to tell you
20:32:20 <Mort-> Yay mekkis!
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20:38:32 <Mekkis> Avatar, want me to sign up for that session?
20:40:11 <Avatar> you signed up to the looking for a game session, indicating you can't play anything already there
20:47:47 <Mort-> Hi avatar
20:47:59 <Mort-> Did mekkis pass the message?
20:48:14 <Avatar> no what message
20:48:34 <Mekkis> Avatar, I'm still considering the whole you, me and Andrew with Ashley behind the screen
20:48:56 <Avatar> what does that mean sorry
20:49:39 <Mort-> It means mekkis is a bad messenger
20:49:52 <Avatar> what was the message
20:50:10 * Mort- pokes the mekkis with her claw
20:50:21 <Avatar> don't look at him, you're here aren't you
20:50:37 <Mort-> I'm running master of fallen fortress here on 14 apRIL
20:50:48 <Mort-> at 11 am aust time
20:50:48 <Avatar> do you want it scheduled
20:50:56 <Mort-> Yes please
20:51:01 <Avatar> cool
20:51:04 <Avatar> are you running it in here
20:51:05 <Ulzef> i was looking at that game but couldnt bring myself to a andrew+ashley game
20:51:08 <Mort-> Yes
20:51:18 <Mort-> He was supposed to say that
20:51:20 <Avatar> Ulzef: what did you think of race for the runecarved key
20:51:43 <Avatar> Mort-: ask me yourself if you want a game scheduled, don't go through mekkis
20:51:44 <Mort-> But clearly it slipped past his held
20:51:47 <Mort-> Head
20:52:01 <Mort-> You werent around last night
20:52:04 <Mort-> And this morning
20:52:12 <Avatar> oh I was around
20:52:27 <Ulzef> the game was good but both ashley and andrew get on my nerves and ashley is on my table most of the con
20:52:40 <Mort-> I yelled avatar
20:52:43 <Mort-> You didn't answer
20:52:52 <Avatar> pm me
20:52:54 <Avatar> I'll always get it
20:53:19 <Mort-> Right
20:53:28 <Avatar> what tier is this module
20:53:30 <Avatar> 1?
20:53:34 <Mort-> Yes
20:53:39 <Mort-> Free replays
20:53:50 <Mort-> Bonus points if you're a gnome :p
20:54:01 <Avatar> ug I was going to reschedule WBG for the 14th
20:54:02 <kapow_laptop> psh XP
20:54:29 <Avatar> will it cause problems to make MotFF on the 13th?
20:55:21 <Mort-> Ok time to go anyway
20:55:27 <Mort-> Got local game
20:55:31 <Mort-> And yes
20:55:31 <Avatar> what?
20:55:35 <Mort-> I need a sat
20:55:41 <Mort-> Sorry a Sunday
20:55:53 <Avatar> alright keep the 14th
20:56:06 <Mort-> K bb time to go
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21:01:59 <Avatar> conquest might be short on GMs
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21:09:20 <Proquar> Was that spam?
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21:10:09 <Mekkis> Animal tattooing by “Unscrupulous Ink. Our motto is: Bring anything in unconscious and strapped to a plank, and we’ll cover it with tats."
21:10:51 <Avatar> yes
21:11:04 <Avatar> the serving at conquest really doesn't look that great
21:11:37 <Ulzef> serving?
21:11:38 <Mekkis_x200> serving?
21:11:46 <Avatar> usually you have 2 or 3 scenarios to choose from
21:11:54 <Avatar> I'm struggling to find one per day
21:12:05 <Mekkis_x200> Avatar, you should run Disappeared again
21:12:19 <Avatar> I'm not running the same scenario twice at a con
21:12:27 <Avatar> I will probably run it online again for no credit
21:12:44 <Avatar> if I run two scenarios, they'll be different ones
21:13:01 <Avatar> I'm kind of screaming for more low-level credit
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21:22:53 <kapow_laptop> stupid shitty pc with vista on it
21:23:02 <kapow_laptop> can't even stay connected to my work network XP
21:25:44 <Goya> MS was offering dirt cheap upgrades to Win8 a few months ago. I don't see anything out there at the moment though...
21:27:32 <Proquar> do you get more credit for running a game at a con?
21:29:17 <Mekkis_x200> nope
21:29:22 <Mekkis_x200> well
21:29:22 <Mekkis_x200> yes
21:29:25 <Mekkis_x200> you do
21:29:48 <Proquar> heh
21:30:00 <Proquar> seriously... i wish my life was not full of people giving such answers
21:30:02 <Mekkis_x200> you get con boons for GMing
21:30:08 * Proquar grumbles incoherently
21:30:08 <Mekkis_x200> at cons
21:30:15 <Mekkis_x200> you don't get con boons for GMing online...
21:30:25 <Proquar> what would be an example of a con boon?
21:30:38 <Mekkis_x200> unless... we could somehow organise 15 tables over the course of a week...
21:30:41 <Mekkis_x200> anyone up for that?
21:31:00 <Ulzef> maybe at some point
21:31:00 <Mekkis_x200> Trained Eye: +2 to all perception checks
21:31:42 * Proquar nogs at ulzef
21:36:30 <kapow_laptop> it's a shitty laptop i just use for work it has no other purpose in life so not really fussed just slows me down a tid bit at work
21:38:08 <Avatar> Proquar: you don't get more "GM credit" which is just the same as player credit, a chronicle sheet for the scenario you ran
21:38:27 <Avatar> players throughout the con get a chance at bonus boons, like race boons
21:38:58 <Avatar> GMs get a better chance at getting boons because it's a separate random group, and there's less of them
21:46:42 <Mekkis_x200> !spell wind wall
21:46:42 <diebot> Mekkis_x200, WIND WALL evocation ([air]) cleric 3, druid 3, ranger 2, sorcerer/wizard 3, summoner 2, magus 3 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Comp: V, S, M/DF (a tiny fan and an exotic feather) Duration: 1 round/level Save: none; see text SR:yes
21:46:43 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/wind_wall.html
21:46:53 <Mekkis_x200> !spell resist energy
21:46:54 <diebot> Mekkis_x200, RESIST ENERGY abjuration ([]) cleric 2, druid 2, paladin 2, ranger 1, sorcerer/wizard 2, alchemist 2, summoner 2, inquisitor 2 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 10 min./level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:
21:46:54 <diebot> yes (harmless) This abjuration grants a creature limited protection from damage of whichever one of five energy types you select: acid, cold, electricity, fire, or sonic. The subject gains resist energy 10 against the energy type chosen, meaning that each time the creature is subjected to such damage (whether from a natural or magical source), that
21:46:54 <diebot> damage is reduced by 10 points before being applied to the creature's hit points. The value of the energy resistance granted increases to 20 points at 7th level and to a maximum of 30 points at 11th level. The spell protects the recipient's equipment as well. Resist energy absorbs only damage. The subject could still suffer unfortunate side
21:46:54 <diebot> effects. Resist energy overlaps (and does not stack with) protection from energy. If a character is warded by protection from energy and resist energy, the protection spell absorbs damage until its power is exhausted.
21:46:58 <Mekkis_x200> !spell resist energy, communal
21:46:59 <diebot> Mekkis_x200, RESIST ENERGY, COMMUNAL abjuration ([]) alchemist 3, cleric 3, druid 3, inquisitor 3, paladin 3, ranger 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, summoner 3 1 standard action Range: touch creatures touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 10 min./level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
21:47:00 <diebot> This spell functions like resist energy, except you divide the duration in 10-minute intervals among the creatures touched.
21:47:10 <Steven> i dont believe we could get boons for an online convention
21:47:11 <Avatar> what are you doing you spammer
21:47:31 <Mekkis_x200> Steven, could you check for us?
21:47:36 <Steven> the potential for abuse is just way too high
21:47:50 <Avatar> the potential for abuse is already high
21:47:58 <Avatar> just ask mekkis
21:47:58 <Steven> arent you going to be at the same convention as mike brock?
21:48:07 <Mekkis_x200> as high as the existence poppler, pdftk, and inkscape?
21:48:08 <Avatar> no, he's taking off to sydney
21:48:17 <Avatar> he thinks we're not good enough
21:48:33 * Steven is oddly silent...
21:49:09 <Avatar> it's just because sydney has more players at the moment
21:49:17 <Mekkis_x200> that's your fault, Avatar
21:49:24 <Avatar> unlikely
21:49:25 <Mekkis_x200> you should have been promoting the game
21:49:30 <Mekkis_x200> getting more people to start playing
21:49:33 <Avatar> he's going to have to deal with me at GM 101
21:50:09 <Mekkis_x200> what's the lowest-level spell that really nerfs a synthesist?
21:50:18 <Avatar> there isn't one
21:50:20 <Avatar> they are that OP
21:51:36 <Steven> yeah im building a summoner and im trying not to make it OP as fuck... its hard because they are stupid good
21:52:40 <Steven> i gave my summoner a 14cha and there just really isnt a bad way to make an eidolon
21:53:51 <Steven> just this last sunday i saw an eidolon with a 15ft reach
21:53:57 <Steven> get enlarged
21:54:24 <Steven> and so he was 30ft reach. how do you combat that?
21:56:01 <Ulzef> dismisel?
21:57:31 <Ulzef> banish?
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22:02:33 <Steven> oh no... you dismissed my eidolon... no worries i took a 2nd level spell that lets me summon it back for one minute per level.... or i can standard action summon monster
22:06:34 <Ulzef> it gets rid of the enlarge and buys you some time but yes summoners are OP
22:07:32 <Ulzef> and i find low cha summoners even more op becuase they focus on something else and have a the eidolon
22:08:13 <Mekkis> !spell compel hostility
22:08:14 <diebot> Mekkis, COMPEL HOSTILITY enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 1, cleric 1, inquisitor 1, paladin 1, ranger 1, summoner 1, witch 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (a drop of your blood) Duration: 1 round/level Save: see text SR:see text
22:08:14 <diebot> Whenever a creature you can see that threatens you makes an attack against one of your allies, as an immediate action, you can compel that creature to attack you instead. When you compel a creature to attack you, you must first overcome that creature's spell resistance, and the creature can attempt a Will saving throw to ignore the compulsion. A
22:08:15 <diebot> summoner casting this spell can choose his eidolon as the target of the spell.
22:12:32 <Mekkis> !spell Holy Word
22:12:34 <diebot> Mekkis, HOLY WORD evocation ([good, sonic]) cleric 7, inquisitor 6 1 standard action Range: 40 ft. Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: Will partial SR:yes
22:12:34 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/holy_word.html
22:13:32 <Mekkis> that's how to deal with a synthesist
22:13:42 <Mekkis> ummm...
22:13:56 <Mekkis> Steven, is it legal to buy a scroll of Holy Word in PFS?
22:20:46 <Steven> what up
22:21:55 <Mekkis> what happens when you fail a caster level check on a scroll?
22:24:44 <niconorsk> DC 5 wisdom check to avoid scroll mishap, if you pass, nothing, the scroll is not used
22:24:50 <Goya> http://paizo.com/paizo/faq/v5748nruor1fm#v5748eaic9og5
22:25:09 <Steven> i dunno... is ita
22:25:12 <Steven> it?
22:25:15 <Mekkis> if there's a mishap?
22:25:23 <Mekkis> it's Cleric 7 / inquisitor 6
22:26:20 <Goya> I would assume the scroll is consumed - and the 'mishap' is the effect.
22:26:37 <Mekkis> Steven, in PFS, what's the effect?
22:26:40 <Mekkis> GM chooses?
22:26:48 <Steven> its a mishap
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22:28:50 <niconorsk> It doesn't say how to choose what mishap happens, so I guess it's up to the GM
22:28:52 <Mekkis> there's at least one low-tier scenario where characters would try and activate a CL9 scroll
22:32:09 <Steven> so what do the rules say?
22:32:20 <Mekkis> no scrolls higher than 6th level
22:33:24 <niconorsk> I guess these events are so rare that there hasn't been a need to codify it
22:34:21 <Ulzef> then wouldnt it be a no as it also says all scrolls are cleric or wizard if they are on that spell list
22:43:17 <Mekkis> it's happened
22:49:09 <Ulzef> steven would prob know better just thought the spell list rule needed to be mentioned
22:51:42 <Mekkis> I have a cleric, who doesn't know what to do in combat
22:51:45 <Mekkis> any suggestions?
22:55:05 <kapow_laptop> just leaves CL 20 scrolls of fireball around for low lvl & wis characters to find for the funnies of it
22:56:15 <Mekkis> kapow_laptop, there IS a tier 1-5 or 1-7 scenario that has a CL9 scroll in it
22:56:15 <Mekkis> that the players are encouraged to use
23:01:14 <Ulzef> what lvl what type of cleric?
23:01:31 <Mekkis> 4th level, flagbearer cleric of erastil
23:01:39 <niconorsk> I assume you can't take 10 on caster level checks. :P
23:01:45 <Mekkis> domains are community and animal (fur subdomain)
23:02:35 <Ulzef> you cast your buff spells right like bless and such?
23:02:41 <Mekkis> welll
23:02:50 <Mekkis> bless doesn't stack with flagbearer
23:02:55 <Mekkis> so I'm not casting it
23:03:01 <Ulzef> true
23:03:18 <Mekkis> other than &Moment of Greatness what else is there?
23:03:21 <Mekkis> ummm....
23:03:21 <Mekkis> not sure really
23:03:23 <Ulzef> aid another actions is your flag on a long spear?
23:03:26 <diebot> MOMENT OF GREATNESS enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 1, cleric 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 standard action Range: 50 ft. The caster and allies within a 50-ft. burst centered on the caster Comp: V, S, M/DF (rabbit fur) Duration: 1 minute/level or until discharged Save: none SR:yes (harmless)
23:03:26 <diebot> Each creature affected by this spell is given the potential for greater success and glory. If the affected creature is benefiting from a morale bonus of any type, it can double that morale bonus on one roll or check, before making the roll. Once an affected creature uses this spell's effect, the spell is discharged for that subject.
23:03:55 <niconorsk> I looked it up. You specifically can't
23:04:12 <Mekkis> Sure, I could do that. Flag's on a quarterstaff, but that's easily changed
23:04:27 <Ulzef> that works to but aid another works
23:04:33 <Ulzef> prayer once you have it
23:05:02 <Ulzef> friend has a close build to that but he went evangilist as well so he can bard sing as well
23:06:24 <Mekkis> prayer is 3rd level?
23:07:52 <Ulzef> yeah 3rd
23:08:40 <Ulzef> i find low levels tricky for cleric and oracle because they sorta sit there waiting to need to heal until they get more spells
23:14:20 <Mekkis> yeah
23:14:28 <Mekkis> that's why I'm after suggestions
23:15:21 <Ulzef> yeah i have found aid providing flanks and such the best options
23:16:13 <Mekkis> replace quarterstaff with longspear...
23:17:42 <kapow_laptop> yeah I am just saying in a normal pathfinder scenario it'd be hilarious XP
23:17:56 <kapow_laptop> you get this giant scroll as treassure you try to cast it on a big bad evil guy
23:18:09 <kapow_laptop> you blow yourself and the entire party up cuase you mishap
23:19:20 <kapow_laptop> like watching goblin sorcerers explode with the critical failure rules in a 3.5e game (some home brew rules involved) but none the less funny.
23:20:24 <Ulzef> possibly then you can stand at reach and poke and heal when needed
23:41:11 <Mekkis> !hp 4d8m2
23:41:12 <diebot> Mekkis, 31
23:42:13 <kapow_laptop> m2 meaning mod?
23:42:22 <kapow_laptop> does that fount for favoured?
23:42:26 <kapow_laptop> or add it to mod?
23:42:32 <Mekkis> m for mod
23:42:55 <Mekkis> so in Kernigahn's case, he's a 4th level cleric, with 12 con and all favoured classes into HP
23:43:07 <Mekkis> hence 4d8m2
23:43:13 <kapow_laptop> yup
23:43:42 <kapow_laptop> !hp 4d8m2+3d10m3
23:43:43 <diebot> kapow_laptop, 58
23:44:37 <kapow_laptop> what if i wanted to factor in toughness?
23:45:10 <Mekkis> if you're say, a 2nd level wizard with 14 con, toughness and no favoured class in HP, you'd do
23:45:11 <kapow_laptop> +t and it searches total amount of dice being rolled and adds that if > 3
23:45:22 <Mekkis> !hp 2d6m2+3
23:45:22 <kapow_laptop> or just adds 3 if less than or equal to 3
23:45:23 <diebot> Mekkis, 17
23:45:45 <kapow_laptop> I know but everything else was counted for why not make it so you just to +t
23:45:52 <kapow_laptop> and it does it for us :D
23:46:02 <Mekkis> maybe
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