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00:10 <Brunius> words words words
00:16 <Brunius> cities I vaguely recognise the name of
00:19 <Brunius> more words
00:30 <Brunius> Steven: GM something for us!
01:02 <Steven> meh.......
01:03 <Steven> not tonight
01:10 <Steven> tonight im playin Sim City
01:19 <Brunius> Sim city 3000 amirite
01:21 <Goya> Hehe.  I should probably head out and get to bed...  I thank you all for your time and patience - it's been greatly appreciated.  
01:33 <Steven> hope to see ya again goya
01:38 <Brunius> Don't forget us!
01:49 <Steven> and no, im playin sim city 5
01:49 <Brunius> Too many people jump in, say hi, and are never heard of again
01:50 <Goya> Likewise.  I won't - thanks again!
03:38 <Mekkis> Steven, isn't that the one with the shitty always-online DRM?
05:20 <Steven> hey i got it for free... i cant complain really
05:35 <Mekkis> I'll stick with sim city 2000 :P
06:50 <Mekkis> oh, I still can't find anywhere that says that Blessing of Fervor is an enhancement bonus to speed
25:14 <Brunius> Man, 2000
25:18 <Brunius> I should dig out simcopter
25:24 <Brunius> ...after I buy a CD drive
25:34 <Mekkis> why not just download the iso?
25:53 <Brunius> I suppose I could justify that
26:06 <Brunius> I have the relevant CD in the drawer next to me
28:47 <Avatar> <?fascinated
28:47 <diebot> A fascinated creature is entranced by a supernatural or spell effect. The creature stands or sits quietly, taking no actions other than to pay attention to the fascinating effect, for as long as the effect lasts. It takes a 4 penalty on skill checks made as reactions, such as Perception checks. Any potential threat, such as a hostile creature
28:48 <diebot> approaching, allows the fascinated creature a new saving throw against the fascinating effect. Any obvious threat, such as someone drawing a weapon, casting a spell, or aiming a ranged weapon at the fascinated creature, automatically breaks the effect. A fascinated creature's ally may shake it free of the spell as a standard action.
28:59 <Avatar> ??frightened
29:08 <Mekkis> .
29:30 <Avatar> couldn't work out why when I was pming diebot earlier that <?whatever wasn't working
30:15 <Mekkis> ?? always PMs
30:24 <Mekkis> <? always goes to current channel
30:32 <Avatar> seems that colour spray should incur fascination rather than unconsciousness/stunned/blind
30:37 <Mekkis> I should just replace them both with ?
30:54 <Mekkis> so: shades of ice I has a bunch of commoners with max HP at first level
30:56 <Mekkis> wtf
31:09 <Avatar> everyone gets max hp at first level
31:13 <Mekkis> no
31:23 <andrey> !help
31:39 <Mekkis> everyone whose first HD is in a PC class gets max HP at first level
31:45 <Avatar> andrey: not that user friendly :P
31:59 <andrey> aww
32:13 <Avatar> I found running shades of ice 1 in person to be a nightmare to track hp
32:15 <andrey> is there a way to control the bot by private messages?
32:17 <Avatar> in that tavern
32:28 <andrey> !roll d20
32:34 <Mekkis> andrey, almost every command that works in channel works in PM
32:35 <andrey> !throw d20
32:36 <Mekkis> for diebot
32:36 <diebot> andrey, d20: [] 20
32:42 <Avatar> 1d20
32:51 <Avatar> you're rolling 0d20
33:20 <andrey> why would anyone program it to roll 0d20
33:23 <Mekkis> I know that some stuff that dicebot does doesn't work in PM, but I haven't seen it
33:39 <andrey> throwing doesn't work in pm :(
33:48 <Mekkis> IDENTIFY
33:50 <Mekkis> try now
34:06 <andrey> nothing
34:22 <andrey> it's not responding to any pms
34:46 <Mekkis> it's not receiving any from you
34:53 <Mekkis> are you PMing diebot or dicebot?
35:54 <Mekkis> still not receiving any, andrey 
37:38 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 sense motive @andrey
40:11 <Mekkis> "If you were on board a hijacked jet, you could remove the battery, put it in a pillocase, and go after the boxcutter-wielding hijackers using your battery as a hybrid club-mace, and your beloved Thinkpad as a shield."
40:53 <Brunius> Or you could use the battery as an impropmtu bomb, I'm told.
41:04 <Mekkis> nope
41:19 <Mekkis> you should try blowing up an 18650
41:24 <Mekkis> they're about $5 on ebay
47:00 Tashes has quit (EOF from client)
49:04 <AngryArabMidget> ddddddddddddddddddd n ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
49:14 <AngryArabMidget> yo party fukkerssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:22 <Mekkis> why?
49:37 <Mekkis> strange
49:44 <Mekkis> I see the banning works
49:46 <Wrothmonk> Why does that guy keep showing up anyway?
49:54 <Mekkis> because he has nothing better to do
50:06 <Wrothmonk> I mean, you have banned him several times.
50:20 <Mekkis> because telstra doesn't give out static IP addresses
50:26 <Wrothmonk> Ah
51:05 <Mekkis> I wonder if I can complain
52:35 <andrey> oops
52:42 <andrey> I didn't realize they were different
53:05 <andrey> for some reason I still can't throw
53:18 <Mekkis> you sure about that?
53:20 <andrey> Mekkis, can't throw by pming either dicebot or diebot 
53:29 <Mekkis> [#d&d|PRIVMSG] <andrey> I didn't realize they were different
53:29 <Mekkis> [diebot|PRIVMSG] <andrey> !throw 1d20
53:29 <Mekkis> spoke>> PRIVMSG andrey :1d20: [1d20=9] 9
53:30 <andrey> what's the syntax again?
53:54 <Mekkis> you're throwing, diebot's responding
54:00 <andrey> ugh
54:15 <andrey> maybe a lag spike? they're like 3 seconds apart
54:15 <Mekkis> try typing /mode andrey -R
54:33 <andrey> what's that do?
54:40 <Mekkis> or are you receiving now?
54:48 <andrey> yeah I am
54:52 <Mekkis> don't worry then
55:36 <Mekkis> \1d20+2
55:41 <andrey> I was just saying that it would be nice if I could PM diebot the roll, and then diebot could say the results in the channel
55:58 <diebot> 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
55:58 <andrey> it would reduce clutter..
56:09 <Mekkis> like that?
56:16 <andrey> exactly
56:25 <andrey> except I don't know who threw that
56:28 <Mekkis> well... there really isn't that much clutter
56:35 <Mekkis> and you've just stated the problem
56:54 <andrey> can you append something to the throw?
57:00 <andrey> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
57:08 <diebot> andrey, initiative: [1d20=7] 9
57:08 <diebot> Mekkis Initiative: [1d20=1] 4
57:16 <Mekkis> sure
57:20 <Mekkis> and we often do
57:25 <Mekkis> or use saved commands
57:27 <andrey> I noticed..
57:28 <Mekkis> @init
57:30 <diebot> Mekkis, initiative: [1d20=1] 5
57:34 <andrey> so how do you do the pm thing?
57:52 <Mekkis> after a !throw command, you can append an @destination
57:57 <Mekkis> so if I do
58:06 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4 sense motive @andrey
58:13 <diebot> andrey: 1d20: [1d20=3] 3
58:20 <Mekkis> the roll gets PMed to you, and I don't know what it is
58:53 <Mekkis> and if you put @#d&d at the end, it send it to that channel
58:55 <andrey> is there a way to make a channel the destination?
59:13 <Mekkis> !just @#d&d
59:14 <andrey>  !throw 1d20 @#d&d
59:22 <Mekkis> yeah
59:22 <andrey> doesn't seem to work
59:27 <Mekkis> you put a leading space
59:47 <andrey> !throw 1d20 @#d&d
59:47 <diebot> andrey: 1d20: [1d20=14] 14
59:53 <diebot> andrey: 1d20: [1d20=12] 12
59:56 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 @#d&d
59:57 <diebot> 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
59:58 <andrey> yay
00:09 <diebot> andrey: initiative: [1d20=2] 4
00:17 <andrey> there
00:27 <andrey> that's what I was going for in the beginning
01:10 <Mekkis> one day I'll work on the help command
01:26 <Mekkis> probably start by making one
01:33 <Mekkis> do you play much, andrey?
01:46 <andrey> well, I've joined 4 games so far
02:02 <andrey> but in 3 the dm had other problems and couldn't attend
02:09 <andrey> so I've played one full session
02:10 <Mekkis> yay
02:14 <Mekkis> got his IP
02:15 <Mekkis> :)
02:36 <Ulzef> whos?
02:50 <Mekkis> that idiot who keeps spamming in here
03:22 <Mekkis> so... time to write to bigpond abuse and see if they can get something done
03:31 <diebot> andrey: initiative: [1d20=17] 19
03:33 <Ulzef> thats like 100 shades of awesome
03:41 <diebot> random
03:45 <Mekkis> I would like to invent some accusations, but I think honesty is the best policy here
03:54 <diebot> randomtext
04:21 <Brunius> Why would I want to blow up a trustfire
04:49 <Mekkis> Brunius, to see what happens if you do?
04:53 <Ulzef> true i dont know that they can actually do anything though as he isnt breaking any laws 
05:00 <andrey> how do I save a command?
05:14 <Mekkis> he's been trolling
05:14 <Brunius> public nuisance? IRC could be construed as a public space
05:39 <Mekkis> worst case scenario, Telstra tells me to suck it up
05:53 <Mekkis> best case scenario, they send him an email...
06:20 <Mekkis> <?!save
06:21 <diebot> Saves a roll against a nick. eg. !save init: 1d20+3 initiative. Saved rolls can be viewed at http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/savedcommands.yaml.sorted 
06:59 <Steven> yup.... my city is named kickass city... its pretty kick ass
07:15 <Mekkis> Why not name it something like Westcrown?
07:40 <Steven> because kickass city is cooler than westcrown
07:51 <Mekkis> Brunius, Ulzef: do you agree?
08:11 <andrey> <?!throw
08:15 <Steven> brun, ulzef, where would you rather live kickass city or Westcrown
08:19 <andrey> <?!spell
08:23 <Brunius> Westcrown
08:26 <Brunius> It sounds like a proper name
08:46 <andrey> !save init: 1d20+4 initiative
08:46 <diebot> andrey, 1d20+4 initiative saved as @init
09:37 <Mekkis> !define !throw: Used to throw dice. !throw <dice>[+modifier] [description] [@destination]. eg !throw 1d20+5 sense motive @Mekkis
09:38 <diebot> Mekkis, Used to throw dice. !throw <dice>[+modifier] [description] [@destination]. eg !throw 1d20+5 sense motive @Mekkis defined as ??!throw
09:40 <Wrothmonk> Agreed
09:42 <Steven> and thats why you will never be invited to come to kickass town
09:52 <Brunius> I don't want to come to kickass town
10:03 <Brunius> It's a stupid name
10:03 <Mekkis> I won't need an invite. I'll just let the Staff of Cloudkill do the talking
10:54 <Mekkis> !define !spell: Lookup a spell. !spell <spell name>. Uses Levenshtein Algorithm to determine closest match. eg. !spell sleep
10:55 <diebot> Mekkis, Lookup a spell. !spell <spell name>. Uses Levenshtein Algorithm to determine closest match. eg. !spell sleep defined as ??!spell
11:09 <Mekkis> !define global !throw: Used to throw dice. !throw <dice>[+modifier] [description] [@destination]. eg !throw 1d20+5 sense motive @Mekkis
11:10 <diebot> Mekkis, Used to throw dice. !throw <dice>[+modifier] [description] [@destination]. eg !throw 1d20+5 sense motive @Mekkis defined as ??!throw
11:14 <Mekkis> !define global !spell: Lookup a spell. !spell <spell name>. Uses Levenshtein Algorithm to determine closest match. eg. !spell sleep
11:16 <diebot> Mekkis, Lookup a spell. !spell <spell name>. Uses Levenshtein Algorithm to determine closest match. eg. !spell sleep defined as ??!spell
11:25 <Steven> Kickass town is immune to cloudkill...
11:29 <Steven> Its a windy area.
11:48 <Wrothmonk> Is there a spell that causes a fire tornado or acid rain?
12:14 <Mekkis> andrey, note that your saved commands are linked to your nick
12:28 <andrey> Mekkis, why can't I roll for initiative and have the result posted here?
12:40 <Mekkis> because noone's ever asked for that before
12:42 <andrey> I just pm-ed the throw to diebot
12:46 <Mekkis> I know you did
12:47 <andrey> @init
12:47 <diebot> andrey, initiative: [1d20=10] 14
13:14 <Steven> yes, there is
13:20 <andrey> d'you think that would be feasible?
13:29 <Mekkis> Apocalypse from the Sky
13:31 <Mekkis> :)
13:39 <Wrothmonk> I'd imagine it would be effective there.
13:41 <Mekkis> !define global !item: Lookup an item. !item <item name>. Uses Levenshtein Algorithm to determine closest match. eg. !item Staff of Toxins
13:42 <diebot> Mekkis, Lookup an item. !item <item name>. Uses Levenshtein Algorithm to determine closest match. eg. !item Staff of Toxins defined as ??!item
13:45 <Mekkis> it would!
13:50 <Mekkis> it'd be possible
13:50 <andrey> because we really don't need the commands said in the channel, they're clutter. Sure everyone's used to it, but I have a pretty tiny screen
13:57 <Mekkis> how tiny?
14:02 <andrey> 1024x600
14:14 <Mekkis> 640x360 nokia n97?
14:21 <Steven> Kickass City is immune to the Apocalypse
14:27 <andrey> you DM from a phone?
14:41 <Mekkis> I've played from a phone
14:41 <Mekkis> but not to EA's servers going down, which is much more likely !
15:00 <Mekkis> I compile a Symbian version of CA
15:01 <Wrothmonk> Nothing is immune ti the Apocalypse if it destroys the entire earth.
15:04 <Steven> actually they have been pretty decent.
15:22 <Wrothmonk> Anyway, G'night
15:42 <andrey> my phone is 800x480
15:44 <Mekkis> Apocalypse from the Sky Conjuration (Creation) [Evil] Level: Corrupt 9  V, S, M, Corrupt Casting Time: 1 day Range: Personal Area: 10-mile radius/level, centered on caster Duration: Instantaneous Saving Throw: None SR: Yes
15:44 <Mekkis>  The caster calls upon the darkest forces in all existence to rain de struction down upon the land. All creatures and objects in the spell’s area take 10d6 points of fire, acid, or sonic damage (caster’s choice). This damage typically levels forests, sends mountains tumbling, and wipes out entire populations of living creatures. The caster is subject to the damage as well as the corruption cost.
16:00 <Mekkis> android?
16:05 <andrey> of course
16:10 <andrey> isn't everything these days?
16:17 <Ulzef> btw i would rather live in kick ass city playing coucil of thieves made me not wanna live in westcrown
16:22 <Mekkis> no. My phone runs maemo !
16:31 <Mekkis> even with Steven as mayor?
16:39 <Mekkis> Deceased lives in Westcrown...
16:49 <andrey> aanyway, would my idea be feasible? It would double the actual information on screen!
16:59 <Mekkis> it wouldn't double it
17:05 <Mekkis> because the other players wouldn't do it
17:28 <Ulzef> it burns down to often 
17:38 <Mekkis> if you're concerned about screenspace, you could just get your IRC client to ignore anything that started with !throw or @
17:38 <Steven> Dude...  Check it out.  5% tax, education, public transit, expo center and casino 2 crimes commited daily
17:40 <Mekkis> he sells insurance
17:52 <Mekkis> no healthcare?
17:53 <Mekkis> shouldn't be more than a couple of lines of code
17:57 <Mekkis> subway system?
18:03 <Mekkis> ports?
18:14 <Ulzef> more if they would let me unleash more often
18:15 <Steven> I got 1 death per day.
18:24 <Steven> Rail system AND a port
18:29 <Mekkis> subway?
18:39 <Steven> thats covered in railway
18:43 <Steven> I even have street cars
18:52 <Brunius> You mean trams?
19:03 <Steven> no, street cars!
19:06 <Ulzef> see it has a port for ulzef to dock spirit of freedom
19:15 <Brunius> sounds like trams to me
20:22 <andrey> yeaah, I can only play if you start in the afternoon
20:36 <Ulzef> trans are awesome anyway
21:21 <Ulzef> *trams
21:30 <Ulzef> i hate talking on my phone 
21:41 <Mekkis> yes. You've convinced me you're in Europe
21:59 <andrey> gmt+4 obviously
22:12 <andrey> that would most likely be moscow
22:51 <andrey> though I'm moving to california next week
22:57 <Mekkis> unfortunately, there are a lot of stupid sysadmins in Europe, who don't know how to properly set up routes
23:06 <andrey> what routes?
23:09 <Mekkis> and are polluting the BGP table
23:24 <Mekkis> well...
23:32 <Steven> ALSO! my city runs off of solar power.
23:43 <Ulzef> mekkis: you have any idea when steve will be throwing up the warhorn details for conquest?
23:53 <Mekkis> no
23:54 <Steven> because i dont want coal power polluting the air
23:56 <Mekkis> your IP is within the 109.205.0.0/16 block
24:00 <Mekkis> I was planning on sending him an email
24:04 <Mekkis> and there's a lot of stuff in that block
24:10 <Mekkis> Steven, nuclear is the way of the future
24:15 <Brunius> Sounds expensive
24:38 <Steven> hey, my populace is worth it.
24:50 <Ulzef> if you do email him give me a shoat to lazy to email him myself
24:55 <andrey> yeah, I have to pay extra if I want my own ip
25:03 <Mekkis> for example, there are sysadmins there who are routing stuff in blocks of 32
25:04 <andrey> mostly I just make do with an ssh tunnel
25:19 <Mekkis> they CGN you?
25:36 <andrey> yeah
25:50 <Mekkis> how rude
26:04 <Mekkis> got v6?
26:06 <andrey> well, it's not like everyone needs an ip address
26:09 <andrey> no v6
26:36 <Ulzef> i dont know about this solar power malarky 
26:39 <Mekkis> true. Everyone doesn't need their own IP address. Every device needs its own globally routable IP address
26:40 <andrey> never could figure it out, and the ssh tunnel is enough for remote access
27:11 <Mekkis> SSH tunnel into where?
27:11 <Ulzef> not sure i trust it, you are relying on my most hated enemy for power that way
27:12 <andrey> why? they seem to get along fine without one
27:24 <Mekkis> seem to is the operating word
27:25 <andrey> into my dad's server
27:36 <andrey> he runs his own website
27:41 <Mekkis> ah
28:33 <andrey> and I get remote access and 4tb storage space, everyone is happy
28:42 <Mekkis> the fact is, the use of NATs destroys one of the principles that the internet's built on
28:53 <Mekkis> end-to-end connectivity
29:47 <andrey> well, there aren't enough addresses to go around, and everyone is too lazy to switch
30:05 <andrey> most people don't need incoming connections anyway, so nothing gets done
30:40 <Ulzef> *shakes fist at the sun*
30:41 <andrey> and the ones that do need incoming just use port forwarding, right?
30:55 <Mekkis> ever tried to get your ISP to forward a port to you?
31:29 <andrey> never bothered, the techs barely know enough to tell me how to configure my modem
31:34 <Mekkis> more to the point
31:47 <Mekkis> there's more to the internet that TCP and UDP
31:53 <Mekkis> s/that/than/
32:49 <Mekkis> turns out that forwarding Protocol 41 isn't easy, with most home routers
33:32 <andrey> what's protocol 41?
34:15 <Mekkis> IPv6 encapsulation over IPv4, native
36:14 <Mekkis> but in the Protocol field of the IPv4 header, there's an 8-bit field for the type of protocol used. 6 is for TCP, 17 is for UDP, 1 is for ICMP
36:27 <Mekkis> most of these protocols don't have ports associated with them
36:38 <Mekkis> so port forwarding, by definition, doesn't work
37:27 <Mekkis> (if you don't think people need incoming connections, how can you explain the popularity of Bittorrent?)
37:31 <Steven> no im not relying on it, im using it!
37:34 <andrey> wait, what do you need those for again?
38:08 <Ulzef> until mr burns builds a really big sun shield 
38:18 <andrey> I thought bittorrent had some sort of workaround for that, but I generally only study these things in depth when they break
38:32 <andrey> bittorrent always worked without any forwarding
39:06 <Ulzef> then bam kick ass coty is in the dark age 
39:22 <Ulzef> city stupid phone
39:52 <Mekkis> not *always*
40:05 * Steven grogily walks in
40:30 <Mekkis> sure, there's hole punching and other tricks with UDP
40:54 <Mekkis> but it still requires a node able to coordinate it
41:03 * Mekkis falls asleep
42:41 <andrey> so as long as there's one peer with a global ip the swarm can make new connections?
42:54 <andrey> I really have no idea about any of this
43:00 <andrey> as long as it works I'm happy
44:17 <Steven> yeah i left for like twenty minutes came back... my deaths per day is now 3
45:10 <andrey> if it doesn't work, I try to find out what broke and then fix it
45:32 <andrey> but mostly it just hums along by itself
48:13 <Mekkis> your population is 1000
48:21 <Mekkis> so they'll be dead by the end of the year, right?
48:25 <Steven> 24.9k
49:13 <Steven> fully expanded Fire department now.... fuck its expensive
51:27 andrey has quit (Quit: Leaving)
52:27 andrey ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
52:35 <andrey> someone throw a die please
52:56 <andrey> did you?
53:08 <Steven> !throw 1d20 asshat biscuit
53:09 <diebot> Steven, asshat biscuit: [1d20=6] 6
57:06 <Mekkis> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/304068473/online-multiplayer-tic-tac-toe-game-works-on-all-d?ref=home_location
57:25 <Steven> i threw a dice
03:11 <Steven> i should run Thornkeep level 3-5 for you guys
06:38 <andrey> Mekkis, you awake?
07:24 <Avatar> evenin
07:25 <Steven> all of my residential is upgrading at once in a part of my city... so my population tanked to 20k
07:29 <andrey> probably not
07:54 <Steven> avatar, where would you rather live in a city called Kickass City or Westcrown
08:05 <Avatar> westcrown
08:13 <Steven> you australians just suck...
08:29 <Avatar> imagine what kind of rednecks would be running a place called kickass city
08:42 * Steven is running a place called kickass city
08:45 <Avatar> what's this for anyway
08:47 <Avatar> oh
08:52 <Avatar> hmmm
09:03 <Avatar> this doesn't seem like it was a fair thing to ask me about 
09:18 <Avatar> by rights, you aren't allowed to get offended now
09:32 <Steven> pfffft like you have rights
09:38 <Avatar> yes I have immunity on this issue
10:22 <Steven> according to his last message he fell asleep
13:54 <Steven> jesus.... my brother's city is just a haven for crime!  only reason i need such a large police department is because his city is rampant with criminals
20:27 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/products/btpy8xki/discuss?Pathfinder-Society-Special-Siege-of-the-Diamond-City
20:29 <Avatar> what the fulk
32:33 <Mekkis> Avatar, you didn't know that Demons were to be attacking Absalom?
36:34 <Mekkis> one other thing, Avatar...
37:04 <Mekkis> could you please schedule Shades of Ice II, for Friday, 14:30 AEDT, and send out appropriate invites?
48:16 <Avatar> soitanly
48:55 <Avatar> I'm not sure how well emails are working at the moment
49:06 <Mekkis> thanks
49:21 <Mekkis> I wonder how reactive telstra abuse is
50:49 <Avatar> have you run shades of ice before?
50:54 <Mekkis> no
51:00 <Avatar> wow
51:01 <Mekkis> I ran part one yesterday
51:09 <Avatar> been a while since we've seen it
51:24 <Avatar> what time did part 1 finish yesterday
52:08 <Mekkis> just before 1900 my time
53:02 <Mekkis> when was the scheduled end time?
53:58 <Mekkis> sorry: 18:30 my time
54:15 <Mekkis> chronicle sheets were distributed by 1900
01:16 <Mekkis> Steven, should I be correcting the statblocks for NPCs who have the wrong amount of HP?
01:53 <Steven> nah.
01:58 <Mekkis> Frost Really Should Have Known Better
02:29 <Mekkis> Male human warrior 1 hp 12 each (1d10+2)
04:44 <Avatar> so 5 hours yeha
04:49 <Mekkis> yeah
06:11 <Mekkis> I wonder if Ulzef has ever been to Whitethrone
07:24 <Avatar> he has
07:29 <Mekkis> oh?
07:31 <Mekkis> when?
07:39 <Avatar> I don't know, but according to the site he's played it
08:34 <Mekkis> could have been a different character
23:05 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Tue 19th 2.30pm (tier 1-5,Mekkis) / Sat 23rd 9.30am (tier 7-11,Avatar) | WotW: Sat 6th 2pm || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
23:05 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Mar 18 16:52:22 2013
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38:51 <young_horny_m> hi
45:38 <bendog> HAHAHA
45:49 <bendog> discipline and dominance ?
52:13 <Steven> alright goin to sleep.... see you guys tomorrow.
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17:44 <Steven> sup wroth
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17:53 <Steven> sup adrik
18:04 <Adrik> Not much. You?
21:01 <Steven> chillin
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28:04 <Avatar> bendog: desperate and dateless
32:13 <Adrik> I'm bored so I'm making a new PFS character
34:28 <Avatar> conquest schedule should be going up tonight
35:18 <Avatar> Mekkis: I'm GMing the disappeared on friday morning
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49:09 <Steven> alright back!
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00:06 <Wrothmonk> Hello
06:09 <Steven> what kind of character adrik?
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08:05 <Steven> playin me some FTL
14:56 <N2H4> Pain in the ass game..
15:16 <N2H4> Finish it yet?
23:55 <Avatar> I was decent at it when it first came out, then I stopped playing it for a while
23:57 <Avatar> now I can't get anywhere
26:47 <N2H4> It seems like the CR progresses steadily upwards right until the end of the game, then it leaps ahead something wicked.
27:37 <Ballig> I've been able to get up to beating the final ship the first time, but not the second
27:39 <Ballig> and I only did that once
35:42 <N2H4> I thought I was on to someting when I got to the final boss with a great boarding party setup.
35:47 <N2H4> Ha. Endboss cheats.
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36:40 <Ballig> yeah I have a couple of times gotten up to the endboss using a ship setup that relies on being able to disable shields with ion cannons and then hull beams to take the ship apart
36:49 <Ballig> the endboss has ridiculous shields, though, and I was completely ineffective
37:25 <N2H4> I mean it responds to a particular attack method completely unlike the rest of the game.
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37:47 <gelith> Heyo
38:02 <Ballig> I feel like you are kind of shoehorned into one strategy with the endboss
38:10 <N2H4> Whats that, Ballig?
38:12 <gelith> Hey Wrothmonk sorry about this weekend. My hotel's free internet wasn't (internet OR free :-/ )
38:13 <N2H4> Hi gelith .
38:15 <Ballig> basically missiles
38:28 <Ballig> missiles to take out the shields and then whatever other method you have of attacking the hull
39:17 <N2H4> I think boarding on the endboss is still effective, you just have to be very careful.
39:36 <Steven> sorry back
39:45 <Steven> yes i have finished it, i've even got the crystal ship
39:48 <N2H4> The ship's weapon rooms are isolated from the rest; so you can teleport crew in, break it, and leave.
39:54 <Steven> which..... was a complete pain in the ass
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41:05 <Steven> Whenever i am bored waiting for PFS to start down at billy's i open it up and play
42:19 <Steven> fuckin hate it when that happens
42:34 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 23rd 9.30am (tier 7-11,Avatar) | WotW: Sat 6th 2pm || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
42:46 <Steven> just got all my dudes killed cause a ship took out my oxy with 4 shields and breach weapons
42:52 <Steven> just... instant death
43:20 <Steven> i went from 5 crewmen to 1 before my warp engines allowed me to jump
43:49 <N2H4> What gets me is when missiles kill zoltan crew instantly.
44:58 <Steven> i should have put that death on twitch... jesus
45:03 <Steven> back to back fights
45:47 <Avatar> how does twitch work
45:50 <Steven> one the oxy/breach fight followed immediately by a fire/missile
46:16 <Steven> i was on zone 7 too
48:22 <Steven> so far... favorite ship Engi Cruiser
57:42 <Steven> oh yeah!  favorite augment for free
57:46 <Steven> Automated Reloader
07:55 <MekkisScreen> Avatar:  this Friday?
16:11 <gelith> What game?
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22:16 <Avatar> no, at conquest
23:15 <Wrothmonk> FTL
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37:16 <Steven> jesus.... the game is just trolling me today
37:22 <Steven> warp out of a solar flare
37:27 <Steven> half my ship on fire
37:56 <Steven> right into a rockman boarding party
44:18 <N2H4> Think I prefer the weapon preigniter to the automatic reloader.
52:58 <Steven> i tend to go with a laser heavy build
53:11 <Steven> so, quicker attacks is good
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35:11 <Mekkis> !!
36:49 <kapow> :O?
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58:58 <BillyD> hi
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04:40 <BillyD> hello
04:51 <Mekkis> hi
06:17 <BillyD> I would like to register for the red harvest pfs scenario on sat
06:47 <BillyD> not sure how to do that. I am logged in the website
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10:01 <kapow> If you haven't been invited then you won't be able to signed up for attendance, did you make your account just recently to either sign up for the event or something like that?
10:18 <kapow> If so it would of missed the invite and you might need to ask one of the people with ops to invite you
10:25 <kapow> Avatar, Ballig, Mekkis
10:40 <Mekkis> don't look at me
10:44 <Mekkis> I can't invite you
11:05 <Mekkis> but yeah: a) pester Avatar and Ballig; b) show up 15 minutes before the start time
11:19 <BillyD> I just signed up
13:13 <BillyD> I will email Avatar
13:19 <BillyD> since I have his email
20:44 <kapow> figured out what your doing for the next few months mekkis?
20:59 <Mekkis> not yet. Levelled up Raine yet?
32:38 <andrey> aww
32:52 <Avatar> I found running shades of ice 1 in person to be a nightmare to track hp
32:54 <andrey> is there a way to control the bot by private messages?
32:55 <Avatar> in that tavern
33:07 <andrey> !roll d20
33:13 <Mekkis> andrey, almost every command that works in channel works in PM
33:14 <andrey> !throw d20
33:15 <Mekkis> for diebot
33:15 <diebot> andrey, d20: [] 20
33:21 <Avatar> 1d20
33:27 <kapow> no i will have to do it thursday
33:30 <Avatar> you're rolling 0d20
33:40 <kapow> was out monday seeing wayne off
33:42 <kapow> poor bastard
33:58 <andrey> why would anyone program it to roll 0d20
34:02 <Mekkis> I know that some stuff that dicebot does doesn't work in PM, but I haven't seen it
34:18 <andrey> throwing doesn't work in pm :(
34:24 <Mekkis> no luck getting a visa?
34:27 <Mekkis> IDENTIFY
34:29 <Mekkis> try now
34:45 <andrey> nothing
35:00 <andrey> it's not responding to any pms
35:24 <Wrothmonk> My dad figured out a way to identify, for some reason you need to use dicebot not nickserv when msging
35:25 <Mekkis> it's not receiving any from you
35:32 <Mekkis> are you PMing diebot or dicebot?
36:33 <Mekkis> still not receiving any, andrey 
38:17 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 sense motive @andrey
39:13 <Mekkis> ?
39:22 <Wrothmonk> yeah idk why it works
39:24 <Mekkis> oh
39:33 <Mekkis> to accept invites
39:59 <Mekkis> I deliberately didn't put authentication into diebot: it MIGHT go against MOTD
40:12 <Wrothmonk> Hrm
40:31 <Wrothmonk> well for whatever reason after doing it I can seem to pm rolls now.
40:52 <Wrothmonk> as opposed to the error popping up saying I need a registered nick
41:12 <Mekkis> to diebot or dicebot?
41:18 <Wrothmonk> both
41:28 <Mekkis> that's a nickserv thing
41:39 <Mekkis> although diebot sets -R if you tell it IDENTIFY
41:39 <Wrothmonk> Yeah ik.
41:47 <Wrothmonk> Ah
42:08 <kapow> yeah mekk the people he went to kinda screwed him by sending all the emails about it to his old email address apparently
42:25 <Mekkis> I heard about that
42:30 <kapow> so he never got the messages telling him to do stuff by a certain time and what not
44:14 <Mekkis> what is it with the Occupied Palestinian Territory and the fact that they have the highest percentage of IPv6 uptake?
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47:21 <kapow> no idea what that means
53:14 <andrey> oops
53:21 <andrey> I didn't realize they were different
53:44 <andrey> for some reason I still can't throw
53:57 <Mekkis> you sure about that?
53:58 <andrey> Mekkis, can't throw by pming either dicebot or diebot 
54:08 <Mekkis> [#d&d|PRIVMSG] <andrey> I didn't realize they were different
54:09 <Mekkis> [diebot|PRIVMSG] <andrey> !throw 1d20
54:09 <Mekkis> spoke>> PRIVMSG andrey :1d20: [1d20=9] 9
54:09 <andrey> what's the syntax again?
54:33 <Mekkis> you're throwing, diebot's responding
54:39 <andrey> ugh
54:54 <andrey> maybe a lag spike? they're like 3 seconds apart
54:54 <Mekkis> try typing /mode andrey -R
55:12 <andrey> what's that do?
55:19 <Mekkis> or are you receiving now?
55:27 <andrey> yeah I am
55:32 <Mekkis> don't worry then
56:16 <Mekkis> \1d20+2
56:19 <andrey> I was just saying that it would be nice if I could PM diebot the roll, and then diebot could say the results in the channel
56:37 <diebot> 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
56:37 <andrey> it would reduce clutter..
56:48 <Mekkis> like that?
56:55 <andrey> exactly
57:04 <andrey> except I don't know who threw that
57:07 <Mekkis> well... there really isn't that much clutter
57:14 <Mekkis> and you've just stated the problem
57:33 <andrey> can you append something to the throw?
57:39 <andrey> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
57:47 <diebot> andrey, initiative: [1d20=7] 9
57:47 <diebot> Mekkis Initiative: [1d20=1] 4
57:55 <Mekkis> sure
57:59 <Mekkis> and we often do
58:04 <Mekkis> or use saved commands
58:06 <andrey> I noticed..
58:08 <Mekkis> @init
58:08 <diebot> Mekkis, initiative: [1d20=1] 5
58:13 <andrey> so how do you do the pm thing?
58:32 <Mekkis> after a !throw command, you can append an @destination
58:36 <Mekkis> so if I do
58:45 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+4 sense motive @andrey
58:51 <diebot> andrey: 1d20: [1d20=3] 3
59:00 <Mekkis> the roll gets PMed to you, and I don't know what it is
59:32 <Mekkis> and if you put @#d&d at the end, it send it to that channel
59:34 <andrey> is there a way to make a channel the destination?
59:52 <Mekkis> !just @#d&d
59:53 <andrey>  !throw 1d20 @#d&d
00:01 <Mekkis> yeah
00:01 <andrey> doesn't seem to work
00:06 <Mekkis> you put a leading space
00:26 <andrey> !throw 1d20 @#d&d
00:26 <diebot> andrey: 1d20: [1d20=14] 14
00:32 <diebot> andrey: 1d20: [1d20=12] 12
00:35 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 @#d&d
00:36 <diebot> 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
00:36 <andrey> yay
00:48 <diebot> andrey: initiative: [1d20=2] 4
00:56 <andrey> there
01:06 <andrey> that's what I was going for in the beginning
01:49 <Mekkis> one day I'll work on the help command
02:06 <Mekkis> probably start by making one
02:13 <Mekkis> do you play much, andrey?
02:25 <andrey> well, I've joined 4 games so far
02:41 <andrey> but in 3 the dm had other problems and couldn't attend
02:48 <andrey> so I've played one full session
04:09 <diebot> andrey: initiative: [1d20=17] 19
04:20 <diebot> random
04:33 <diebot> randomtext
05:39 <andrey> how do I save a command?
06:59 <Mekkis> <?!save
07:00 <diebot> Saves a roll against a nick. eg. !save init: 1d20+3 initiative. Saved rolls can be viewed at http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/savedcommands.yaml.sorted 
08:50 <andrey> <?!throw
08:58 <andrey> <?!spell
09:25 <andrey> !save init: 1d20+4 initiative
09:25 <diebot> andrey, 1d20+4 initiative saved as @init
10:16 <Mekkis> !define !throw: Used to throw dice. !throw <dice>[+modifier] [description] [@destination]. eg !throw 1d20+5 sense motive @Mekkis
10:17 <diebot> Mekkis, Used to throw dice. !throw <dice>[+modifier] [description] [@destination]. eg !throw 1d20+5 sense motive @Mekkis defined as ??!throw
11:33 <Mekkis> !define !spell: Lookup a spell. !spell <spell name>. Uses Levenshtein Algorithm to determine closest match. eg. !spell sleep
11:34 <diebot> Mekkis, Lookup a spell. !spell <spell name>. Uses Levenshtein Algorithm to determine closest match. eg. !spell sleep defined as ??!spell
11:48 <Mekkis> !define global !throw: Used to throw dice. !throw <dice>[+modifier] [description] [@destination]. eg !throw 1d20+5 sense motive @Mekkis
11:48 <diebot> Mekkis, Used to throw dice. !throw <dice>[+modifier] [description] [@destination]. eg !throw 1d20+5 sense motive @Mekkis defined as ??!throw
11:54 <Mekkis> !define global !spell: Lookup a spell. !spell <spell name>. Uses Levenshtein Algorithm to determine closest match. eg. !spell sleep
11:54 <diebot> Mekkis, Lookup a spell. !spell <spell name>. Uses Levenshtein Algorithm to determine closest match. eg. !spell sleep defined as ??!spell
12:53 <Mekkis> andrey, note that your saved commands are linked to your nick
13:07 <andrey> Mekkis, why can't I roll for initiative and have the result posted here?
13:19 <Mekkis> because noone's ever asked for that before
13:20 <andrey> I just pm-ed the throw to diebot
13:25 <Mekkis> I know you did
13:26 <andrey> @init
13:26 <diebot> andrey, initiative: [1d20=10] 14
13:59 <andrey> d'you think that would be feasible?
14:20 <Mekkis> !define global !item: Lookup an item. !item <item name>. Uses Levenshtein Algorithm to determine closest match. eg. !item Staff of Toxins
14:21 <diebot> Mekkis, Lookup an item. !item <item name>. Uses Levenshtein Algorithm to determine closest match. eg. !item Staff of Toxins defined as ??!item
14:29 <andrey> because we really don't need the commands said in the channel, they're clutter. Sure everyone's used to it, but I have a pretty tiny screen
14:29 <Mekkis> it'd be possible
14:36 <Mekkis> how tiny?
14:41 <andrey> 1024x600
14:53 <Mekkis> 640x360 nokia n97?
15:06 <andrey> you DM from a phone?
15:20 <Mekkis> I've played from a phone
15:39 <Mekkis> I compile a Symbian version of CA
16:21 <andrey> my phone is 800x480
16:39 <Mekkis> android?
16:44 <andrey> of course
16:49 <andrey> isn't everything these days?
17:01 <Mekkis> no. My phone runs maemo !
17:28 <andrey> aanyway, would my idea be feasible? It would double the actual information on screen!
17:38 <Mekkis> it wouldn't double it
17:44 <Mekkis> because the other players wouldn't do it
18:17 <Mekkis> if you're concerned about screenspace, you could just get your IRC client to ignore anything that started with !throw or @
18:33 <Mekkis> shouldn't be more than a couple of lines of code
21:01 <andrey> yeaah, I can only play if you start in the afternoon
22:20 <Mekkis> yes. You've convinced me you're in Europe
22:38 <andrey> gmt+4 obviously
22:51 <andrey> that would most likely be moscow
23:30 <andrey> though I'm moving to california next week
23:36 <Mekkis> unfortunately, there are a lot of stupid sysadmins in Europe, who don't know how to properly set up routes
23:45 <andrey> what routes?
23:48 <Mekkis> and are polluting the BGP table
24:03 <Mekkis> well...
24:35 <Mekkis> your IP is within the 109.205.0.0/16 block
24:43 <Mekkis> and there's a lot of stuff in that block
25:34 <andrey> yeah, I have to pay extra if I want my own ip
25:42 <Mekkis> for example, there are sysadmins there who are routing stuff in blocks of 32
25:43 <andrey> mostly I just make do with an ssh tunnel
25:58 <Mekkis> they CGN you?
26:15 <andrey> yeah
26:30 <Mekkis> how rude
26:43 <Mekkis> got v6?
26:45 <andrey> well, it's not like everyone needs an ip address
26:48 <andrey> no v6
27:18 <Mekkis> true. Everyone doesn't need their own IP address. Every device needs its own globally routable IP address
27:19 <andrey> never could figure it out, and the ssh tunnel is enough for remote access
27:50 <Mekkis> SSH tunnel into where?
27:51 <andrey> why? they seem to get along fine without one
28:03 <Mekkis> seem to is the operating word
28:04 <andrey> into my dad's server
28:15 <andrey> he runs his own website
28:20 <Mekkis> ah
29:12 <andrey> and I get remote access and 4tb storage space, everyone is happy
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29:21 <Mekkis> the fact is, the use of NATs destroys one of the principles that the internet's built on
29:32 <Mekkis> end-to-end connectivity
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30:25 <andrey> well, there aren't enough addresses to go around, and everyone is too lazy to switch
30:44 <andrey> most people don't need incoming connections anyway, so nothing gets done
31:20 <andrey> and the ones that do need incoming just use port forwarding, right?
31:35 <Mekkis> ever tried to get your ISP to forward a port to you?
32:08 <andrey> never bothered, the techs barely know enough to tell me how to configure my modem
32:13 <Mekkis> more to the point
32:26 <Mekkis> there's more to the internet that TCP and UDP
32:33 <Mekkis> s/that/than/
33:28 <Mekkis> turns out that forwarding Protocol 41 isn't easy, with most home routers
34:11 <andrey> what's protocol 41?
34:54 <Mekkis> IPv6 encapsulation over IPv4, native
36:53 <Mekkis> but in the Protocol field of the IPv4 header, there's an 8-bit field for the type of protocol used. 6 is for TCP, 17 is for UDP, 1 is for ICMP
37:07 <Mekkis> most of these protocols don't have ports associated with them
37:17 <Mekkis> so port forwarding, by definition, doesn't work
38:06 <Mekkis> (if you don't think people need incoming connections, how can you explain the popularity of Bittorrent?)
38:12 <andrey> wait, what do you need those for again?
38:57 <andrey> I thought bittorrent had some sort of workaround for that, but I generally only study these things in depth when they break
39:11 <andrey> bittorrent always worked without any forwarding
40:31 <Mekkis> not *always*
40:44 * Steven grogily walks in
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41:09 <Mekkis> sure, there's hole punching and other tricks with UDP
41:33 <Mekkis> but it still requires a node able to coordinate it
41:42 * Mekkis falls asleep
43:20 <andrey> so as long as there's one peer with a global ip the swarm can make new connections?
43:33 <andrey> I really have no idea about any of this
43:39 <andrey> as long as it works I'm happy
45:49 <andrey> if it doesn't work, I try to find out what broke and then fix it
46:11 <andrey> but mostly it just hums along by itself
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53:14 <andrey> someone throw a die please
53:35 <andrey> did you?
53:47 <Steven> !throw 1d20 asshat biscuit
53:48 <diebot> Steven, asshat biscuit: [1d20=6] 6
58:04 <Steven> i threw a dice
03:49 <Steven> i should run Thornkeep level 3-5 for you guys
07:17 <andrey> Mekkis, you awake?
08:08 <andrey> probably not
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11:01 <Steven> according to his last message he fell asleep
11:53 <kapow> you playing tonight mekk?
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35:31 <Mekkis> ja
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02:35 <Mekkis> what's this stalker doing here?
03:55 <Mekkis> !recentsheets
03:58 <diebot> Mekkis, -rw-rw-r-- 1 vpsirc vpsirc 10551 Mar 19 00:04 619 Nornok
03:59 <diebot> Mekkis, -rw-rw-r-- 1 vpsirc vpsirc 13026 Mar 18 23:49 655 Rumil2
03:59 <diebot> Mekkis, -rw-r--r-- 1 vpsirc vpsirc 20331 Mar 18 23:43 688 Jaanisari
03:59 <diebot> Mekkis, -rw-r--r-- 1 vpsirc vpsirc 22141 Mar 18 12:46 687 Nazarius1
03:59 <diebot> Mekkis, -rw-r--r-- 1 vpsirc vpsirc 15647 Mar 18 12:41 691 Peten
06:38 <Brunius> Who knows
09:04 <Mekkis> Brunius, you should register stalker.info
09:14 <Mekkis> or is-a-stalker.info
09:28 <Brunius> for what purpose
10:01 <Mekkis> so you could have [email protected] as your email address!
11:34 <kapow> but that to me is just imply the @ is stalking brunius
11:54 <Brunius> /whois Brunius, kapow
11:59 <Brunius> Check the vhost
12:56 <Mekkis> vhosts are for scrubs
12:59 <Mekkis> real men use rdns
16:04 <bendog> *nods*
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21:21 <Brunius> sup mib_0f4l2p
21:33 <mib_0f4l2p> Hello
22:20 <mib_0f4l2p> I apologize - I was reading the PFS notes and whatnot and thought I would drop in to see if a game was going on so I could lurk/watch for a bit.  =) 
23:30 <mib_0f4l2p> I apologize - meaning - I'm half-afk at best. 
24:04 <Brunius> Looks like the next game is Saturday, 9:30am
24:12 <Brunius> Or 10:30pm GMT
24:17 <Brunius> Whereabouts are you?
24:31 <mib_0f4l2p> *nods* West Coast (US) -8GMT
24:41 <Brunius> Ah cool
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24:49 <Brunius> I think we've got a couple of people from the US, not sure which side
26:22 <MekkisScreen> chances are quite high that I'll run something (probably shades of ice II) on Friday
27:37 <mib_0f4l2p> I'm a complete noob to be honest.  Well - I played 2nd Edition way back in the day.  Picked up Pathfinder at a con a couple weeks ago - and I live in the boonies - so I've been scouting out online 'groups' (as it were).  
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32:39 <Brunius> We should get a 2nd ed game going
33:42 <mib_0f4l2p> Hehe.  I don't even have my books anymore..  Except the 2nd Ed Dragonlance - for some reason...   
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35:04 <Steven> sup sup
35:20 <mib_0f4l2p> Hello
35:36 <Steven> you can change your nickname with /nick name
35:47 mib_0f4l2p is now known as Goya
35:52 <Goya> Thanks =) 
36:04 <Steven> its what im here for, to bring enlightenment to the masses
37:57 <Steven> so what brings you around these parts?
38:44 <Goya> Just picked up Pathfinder at a con (after a 20 year hiatus from pen and paper).  Since I live in the sticks - I thought I would look around for 'online' groups to ween myself back into the swing of things. 
38:58 <Steven> Where praytell do you live?
39:10 <Goya> US (West Coast) (-8GMT)
39:31 <Goya> About 2 hours from any 'major' city. ;) 
39:32 <Steven> where, praytell do you live?
39:55 <Goya> I live about 2 hours east of Portland (Oregon).  
40:26 <Steven> that sounds like around Bend Oregon
41:13 <Goya> I'm a few hours north of Bend - and that's a bit bigger than where I live. 
44:10 <Steven> the only city i can think of thats smaller than bend thats a couple hours away
44:28 <Steven> the dallas
44:35 <Steven> dalles
45:20 <Goya> Hehe.  I live about an hour away from The Dalles.  So yeah - I'm out in the sticks. ;) 
47:01 <Steven> yeah... i spent about 10 or so years in Baker City
47:58 <Goya> Haven't been quite that far east yet... Gets mighty cold out there. 
48:29 <Goya> Well... Gets cold everywhere up here... But...  ColdER out that way. 
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59:31 <Brunius> words words words
59:38 <Brunius> cities I vaguely recognise the name of
59:40 <Brunius> more words
59:52 <Brunius> Steven: GM something for us!
00:23 <Steven> meh.......
00:25 <Steven> not tonight
00:31 <Steven> tonight im playin Sim City
00:40 <Brunius> Sim city 3000 amirite
00:42 <Goya> Hehe.  I should probably head out and get to bed...  I thank you all for your time and patience - it's been greatly appreciated.  
00:54 <Steven> hope to see ya again goya
00:59 <Brunius> Don't forget us!
01:14 <Steven> and no, im playin sim city 5
01:14 <Brunius> Too many people jump in, say hi, and are never heard of again
01:14 <Goya> Likewise.  I won't - thanks again!
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02:59 <Mekkis> Steven, isn't that the one with the shitty always-online DRM?
04:41 <Steven> hey i got it for free... i cant complain really
04:56 <Mekkis> I'll stick with sim city 2000 :P
06:11 <Mekkis> oh, I still can't find anywhere that says that Blessing of Fervor is an enhancement bonus to speed
24:35 <Brunius> Man, 2000
24:39 <Brunius> I should dig out simcopter
24:45 <Brunius> ...after I buy a CD drive
24:55 <Mekkis> why not just download the iso?
25:14 <Brunius> I suppose I could justify that
25:27 <Brunius> I have the relevant CD in the drawer next to me
39:31 <Mekkis> "If you were on board a hijacked jet, you could remove the battery, put it in a pillocase, and go after the boxcutter-wielding hijackers using your battery as a hybrid club-mace, and your beloved Thinkpad as a shield."
40:14 <Brunius> Or you could use the battery as an impropmtu bomb, I'm told.
40:25 <Mekkis> nope
40:39 <Mekkis> you should try blowing up an 18650
40:44 <Mekkis> they're about $5 on ebay
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48:25 <AngryArabMidget> ddddddddddddddddddd n ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd
48:35 <AngryArabMidget> yo party fukkerssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!
48:43 <Mekkis> why?
48:46 * dicebot sets ban on AngryArabMidget!*@*
48:46 dicebot has kicked AngryArabMidget from #d&d (Banned: spammer)
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48:58 <Mekkis> strange
49:05 <Mekkis> I see the banning works
49:07 <Wrothmonk> Why does that guy keep showing up anyway?
49:15 <Mekkis> because he has nothing better to do
49:27 <Wrothmonk> I mean, you have banned him several times.
49:41 <Mekkis> because telstra doesn't give out static IP addresses
49:47 <Wrothmonk> Ah
50:26 <Mekkis> I wonder if I can complain
55:53 * Offering paris_mission_summary.pdf to AngryArabMidget
56:22 * DCC SEND paris_mission_summary.pdf to AngryArabMidget aborted.
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01:31 <Mekkis> yay
01:34 <Mekkis> got his IP
01:36 <Mekkis> :)
01:57 <Ulzef> whos?
02:10 <Mekkis> that idiot who keeps spamming in here
02:43 <Mekkis> so... time to write to bigpond abuse and see if they can get something done
02:54 <Ulzef> thats like 100 shades of awesome
03:05 <Mekkis> I would like to invent some accusations, but I think honesty is the best policy here
03:43 <Brunius> Why would I want to blow up a trustfire
04:10 <Mekkis> Brunius, to see what happens if you do?
04:14 <Ulzef> true i dont know that they can actually do anything though as he isnt breaking any laws 
04:34 <Mekkis> he's been trolling
04:35 <Brunius> public nuisance? IRC could be construed as a public space
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05:00 <Mekkis> worst case scenario, Telstra tells me to suck it up
05:14 <Mekkis> best case scenario, they send him an email...
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06:20 <Steven> yup.... my city is named kickass city... its pretty kick ass
06:36 <Mekkis> Why not name it something like Westcrown?
07:01 <Steven> because kickass city is cooler than westcrown
07:12 <Mekkis> Brunius, Ulzef: do you agree?
07:37 <Steven> brun, ulzef, where would you rather live kickass city or Westcrown
07:44 <Brunius> Westcrown
07:47 <Brunius> It sounds like a proper name
09:01 <Wrothmonk> Agreed
09:04 <Steven> and thats why you will never be invited to come to kickass town
09:13 <Brunius> I don't want to come to kickass town
09:24 <Mekkis> I won't need an invite. I'll just let the Staff of Cloudkill do the talking
09:24 <Brunius> It's a stupid name
10:46 <Steven> Kickass town is immune to cloudkill...
10:50 <Steven> Its a windy area.
11:09 <Wrothmonk> Is there a spell that causes a fire tornado or acid rain?
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12:35 <Steven> yes, there is
12:50 <Mekkis> Apocalypse from the Sky
12:52 <Mekkis> :)
13:00 <Wrothmonk> I'd imagine it would be effective there.
13:05 <Mekkis> it would!
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13:42 <Steven> Kickass City is immune to the Apocalypse
14:02 <Mekkis> but not to EA's servers going down, which is much more likely !
14:22 <Wrothmonk> Nothing is immune ti the Apocalypse if it destroys the entire earth.
14:24 <Steven> actually they have been pretty decent.
14:43 <Wrothmonk> Anyway, G'night
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15:04 <Mekkis> Apocalypse from the Sky Conjuration (Creation) [Evil] Level: Corrupt 9  V, S, M, Corrupt Casting Time: 1 day Range: Personal Area: 10-mile radius/level, centered on caster Duration: Instantaneous Saving Throw: None SR: Yes
15:04 <Mekkis>  The caster calls upon the darkest forces in all existence to rain de struction down upon the land. All creatures and objects in the spell’s area take 10d6 points of fire, acid, or sonic damage (caster’s choice). This damage typically levels forests, sends mountains tumbling, and wipes out entire populations of living creatures. The caster is subject to the damage as well as the corruption cost.
15:38 <Ulzef> btw i would rather live in kick ass city playing coucil of thieves made me not wanna live in westcrown
15:51 <Mekkis> even with Steven as mayor?
15:59 <Mekkis> Deceased lives in Westcrown...
16:48 <Ulzef> it burns down to often 
16:58 <Steven> Dude...  Check it out.  5% tax, education, public transit, expo center and casino 2 crimes commited daily
17:00 <Mekkis> he sells insurance
17:13 <Mekkis> no healthcare?
17:18 <Mekkis> subway system?
17:23 <Mekkis> ports?
17:34 <Ulzef> more if they would let me unleash more often
17:35 <Steven> I got 1 death per day.
17:45 <Steven> Rail system AND a port
17:50 <Mekkis> subway?
18:00 <Steven> thats covered in railway
18:04 <Steven> I even have street cars
18:12 <Brunius> You mean trams?
18:24 <Steven> no, street cars!
18:27 <Ulzef> see it has a port for ulzef to dock spirit of freedom
18:35 <Brunius> sounds like trams to me
19:57 <Ulzef> trans are awesome anyway
20:42 <Ulzef> *trams
20:51 <Ulzef> i hate talking on my phone 
22:53 <Steven> ALSO! my city runs off of solar power.
23:03 <Ulzef> mekkis: you have any idea when steve will be throwing up the warhorn details for conquest?
23:14 <Mekkis> no
23:15 <Steven> because i dont want coal power polluting the air
23:20 <Mekkis> I was planning on sending him an email
23:31 <Mekkis> Steven, nuclear is the way of the future
23:36 <Brunius> Sounds expensive
23:59 <Steven> hey, my populace is worth it.
24:11 <Ulzef> if you do email him give me a shoat to lazy to email him myself
25:57 <Ulzef> i dont know about this solar power malarky 
26:32 <Ulzef> not sure i trust it, you are relying on my most hated enemy for power that way
30:01 <Ulzef> *shakes fist at the sun*
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36:52 <Steven> no im not relying on it, im using it!
37:28 <Ulzef> until mr burns builds a really big sun shield 
38:27 <Ulzef> then bam kick ass coty is in the dark age 
38:43 <Ulzef> city stupid phone
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43:38 <Steven> yeah i left for like twenty minutes came back... my deaths per day is now 3
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47:34 <Mekkis> your population is 1000
47:42 <Mekkis> so they'll be dead by the end of the year, right?
47:46 <Steven> 24.9k
48:34 <Steven> fully expanded Fire department now.... fuck its expensive
56:26 <Mekkis> http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/304068473/online-multiplayer-tic-tac-toe-game-works-on-all-d?ref=home_location
06:45 <Avatar> evenin
06:46 <Steven> all of my residential is upgrading at once in a part of my city... so my population tanked to 20k
07:15 <Steven> avatar, where would you rather live in a city called Kickass City or Westcrown
07:26 <Avatar> westcrown
07:33 <Steven> you australians just suck...
07:50 <Avatar> imagine what kind of rednecks would be running a place called kickass city
08:03 * Steven is running a place called kickass city
08:06 <Avatar> what's this for anyway
08:08 <Avatar> oh
08:12 <Avatar> hmmm
08:24 <Avatar> this doesn't seem like it was a fair thing to ask me about 
08:39 <Avatar> by rights, you aren't allowed to get offended now
08:53 <Steven> pfffft like you have rights
08:59 <Avatar> yes I have immunity on this issue
13:15 <Steven> jesus.... my brother's city is just a haven for crime!  only reason i need such a large police department is because his city is rampant with criminals
19:48 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/products/btpy8xki/discuss?Pathfinder-Society-Special-Siege-of-the-Diamond-City
19:50 <Avatar> what the fulk
31:53 <Mekkis> Avatar, you didn't know that Demons were to be attacking Absalom?
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35:55 <Mekkis> one other thing, Avatar...
36:24 <Mekkis> could you please schedule Shades of Ice II, for Friday, 14:30 AEDT, and send out appropriate invites?
47:37 <Avatar> soitanly
48:15 <Avatar> I'm not sure how well emails are working at the moment
48:26 <Mekkis> thanks
48:41 <Mekkis> I wonder how reactive telstra abuse is
50:09 <Avatar> have you run shades of ice before?
50:15 <Mekkis> no
50:21 <Avatar> wow
50:21 <Mekkis> I ran part one yesterday
50:30 <Avatar> been a while since we've seen it
50:45 <Avatar> what time did part 1 finish yesterday
51:28 <Mekkis> just before 1900 my time
52:22 <Mekkis> when was the scheduled end time?
53:18 <Mekkis> sorry: 18:30 my time
53:35 <Mekkis> chronicle sheets were distributed by 1900
00:36 <Mekkis> Steven, should I be correcting the statblocks for NPCs who have the wrong amount of HP?
01:14 <Steven> nah.
01:19 <Mekkis> Frost Really Should Have Known Better
01:49 <Mekkis> Male human warrior 1 hp 12 each (1d10+2)
04:05 <Avatar> so 5 hours yeha
04:09 <Mekkis> yeah
05:32 <Mekkis> I wonder if Ulzef has ever been to Whitethrone
06:44 <Avatar> he has
06:49 <Mekkis> oh?
06:51 <Mekkis> when?
07:00 <Avatar> I don't know, but according to the site he's played it
07:55 <Mekkis> could have been a different character
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34:09 <Mekkis> Avatar, there's a friday morning session?
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15:28 <andrey> what are game tiers?
21:08 <Mekkis> 1-5, this Friday
25:10 <mib_0f4l2p> *nods* West Coast (US) -8GMT
25:20 <Brunius> Ah cool
25:28 <Brunius> I think we've got a couple of people from the US, not sure which side
27:01 <MekkisScreen> chances are quite high that I'll run something (probably shades of ice II) on Friday
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28:16 <mib_0f4l2p> I'm a complete noob to be honest.  Well - I played 2nd Edition way back in the day.  Picked up Pathfinder at a con a couple weeks ago - and I live in the boonies - so I've been scouting out online 'groups' (as it were).  
28:28 <Brunius-> <greeting coupled with obscenity>
28:44 <Brunius-> <something about a party>
29:18 <Brunius-> <indecipherable gibberish>
30:30 <andrey> I would like to join
30:44 <andrey> the friday one
31:02 <andrey> g2g
33:18 <Brunius> We should get a 2nd ed game going
34:21 <mib_0f4l2p> Hehe.  I don't even have my books anymore..  Except the 2nd Ed Dragonlance - for some reason...   
35:43 <Steven> sup sup
35:59 <mib_0f4l2p> Hello
36:15 <Steven> you can change your nickname with /nick name
36:31 <Goya> Thanks =) 
36:43 <Steven> its what im here for, to bring enlightenment to the masses
38:36 <Steven> so what brings you around these parts?
39:23 <Goya> Just picked up Pathfinder at a con (after a 20 year hiatus from pen and paper).  Since I live in the sticks - I thought I would look around for 'online' groups to ween myself back into the swing of things. 
39:37 <Steven> Where praytell do you live?
39:49 <Goya> US (West Coast) (-8GMT)
40:09 <Goya> About 2 hours from any 'major' city. ;) 
40:11 <Steven> where, praytell do you live?
40:33 <Goya> I live about 2 hours east of Portland (Oregon).  
41:05 <Steven> that sounds like around Bend Oregon
41:52 <Goya> I'm a few hours north of Bend - and that's a bit bigger than where I live. 
44:49 <Steven> the only city i can think of thats smaller than bend thats a couple hours away
45:07 <Steven> the dallas
45:14 <Steven> dalles
45:59 <Goya> Hehe.  I live about an hour away from The Dalles.  So yeah - I'm out in the sticks. ;) 
47:40 <Steven> yeah... i spent about 10 or so years in Baker City
48:37 <Goya> Haven't been quite that far east yet... Gets mighty cold out there. 
49:08 <Goya> Well... Gets cold everywhere up here... But...  ColdER out that way. 
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51:27 <Mekkis> Hey Brunius 
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