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07:39 <Steven> ahhhhhhhh yeah
09:16 <Steven> tasty tasty udon
10:22 <Mort-> Ding
10:29 * Mort- purrs
11:06 <Brunius|M-> Mekkis, it shouldn't, as long as it's going to the right line
11:09 <Steven> mort i have udon!
11:26 <Brunius|M-> Are you heading there today?
11:26 <Steven> brunius i has udon!
11:37 <Brunius|M-> What is udon
11:47 <Mort-> Noodles
11:56 <Mort-> Made from rice flour
12:07 <Mort-> Its a jap thing
12:15 <Mort-> Btw bru. I dinged!
12:20 <Steven> i got Torinabe Udon
12:30 <Brunius|M-> I've probably had it at some point then
12:41 <Mort-> God knows what torinabe is
12:45 <Brunius|M-> Nice, Mort
12:47 <Mort-> Evil eye here i come!
12:56 <Steven> its similiar to ramen
13:04 <Mort-> Now good point. What do i hex with evil example
13:06 <Mort-> Eye
13:13 <Brunius|M-> Yeah, not getting anywhere
13:20 <Brunius|M-> I've never had ramen
13:56 <Mort-> What should i be hexing with evil eye
14:24 <Mort-> Locally seems to believe strongly in power attack rage and greatsword.
14:44 * Steven is shocked at brunius
14:49 <Mort-> Everything can be fixed with smashy. If problem not fixed is cos not smashing hard enough
15:07 <Steven> i wish i could send you food instantly, i would go buy you some
16:55 <Steven> mort you should get them all to play shore to sea
17:44 <Mort-> I don't have the mod.
17:47 <Mort-> But played it yes
18:00 <Mort-> Midnight mirror might be a good one as well :p
18:24 <Mort-> They will try to solve everything with a great sword
22:00 <Brunius|M-> Mmmmm, midnight mirror might be good
22:36 <Mekkis> Brunius|M-, meet me in the city tomorrow at lunchtime for ramen :)
22:54 <Mort-> It would be
23:03 <Brunius|M-> I kinda have a class tomorrow at 1pm
23:08 <Steven> shore and sea would be better
23:14 <Mort-> I wonder if they will walk up to the bbeg and declare rage power attack smash
23:21 <Mekkis> pity
23:26 <Mort-> And take aoos like a man
23:52 <Steven> probably not, they would try to charge it, provoke an AoO and get grappled.
24:07 <Steven> ending their charge before they get to attack
24:08 <Mort-> Yes high chance
24:23 <Mort-> Last bar fight they literally waltzed into the bar
24:30 <Mort-> Taking every aoo on the way
24:35 <Mort-> Just to do cleaving finish
25:21 <Mort-> Not entirely sure if they could be grabbed
25:27 <Steven> or tripped
25:32 <Mort-> Bloody barbs and their high cmd
27:52 <Steven> i kinda wanna make a gnome druid that rides a giant scorpion
28:50 <Steven> cause that would be funny
29:51 <Mort-> It is
31:17 <Steven> i would do halfling... but it doesnt seem like a very halfling thing to do
31:25 <Steven> i mean ride a scorp
33:16 <Brunius|M> So it seems andchat doesn't like copying text
34:04 <Steven> think im going to go with halfling
34:46 <Steven> because halflings being so damn lucky would try to handle animal a giant scorpion and get away with it
44:39 <Wrothmonk> Make an orc that does it.
45:02 <Mort-> Hi wrothmonk
45:05 <Wrothmonk> Hello
45:06 <Mort-> I dinged!
45:15 * Mort- gained the evil eye hex!
45:18 <Wrothmonk> gratz
48:33 <Mort-> Isn't it cool?
49:56 <Wrothmonk> Yeah, make sure to use it on plenty of dragons
49:59 <Wrothmonk> :P
50:25 <Mort-> I will! :d
55:17 <Mekkis> you're the reason witches get such bad rep
55:22 <Mekkis> why aren't there any good witches
56:40 <Mort-> Me?
56:48 <Mort-> I'm a mur not a witch
59:24 <Mort-> I could get you a good witch i think. But would still learn some bad hexes
59:48 <Mort-> Cackle and fortune and do it all day
01:47 <Mort-> Ok time to go
10:31 <Mekkis> slumber, cackle, crate!
20:53 boris has quit (Quit: sick of the slug shaming around hear)
36:01 <Mekkis> !spell feather step
36:05 <diebot> Mekkis, FEATHER STEP transmutation ([]) bard 1, druid 1, ranger 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S Duration: 10 minutes/level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:yes
36:05 <diebot> For the duration of this spell, the subject ignores the adverse movement effects of difficult terrain, and can even take 5-foot steps in difficult terrain.
36:41 <Mekkis> !spell delay poison
36:42 <diebot> Mekkis, DELAY POISON conjuration (healing[]) bard 2, cleric 2, druid 2, paladin 2, ranger 1, alchemist 2, witch 2, inquisitor 2 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 hour/level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
36:43 <diebot> The subject becomes temporarily immune to poison. Any poison in its system or any poison to which it is exposed during the spell's duration does not affect the subject until the spell's duration has expired. Delay poison does not cure any damage that poison may have already done.
39:19 <Mekkis> !spell see invisibility
39:20 <diebot> Mekkis, SEE INVISIBILITY divination ([]) bard 3, sorcerer/wizard 2, alchemist 2, summoner 2, witch 2, inquisitor 2 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (talc and powdered silver) Duration: 10 min./level Save:  SR:
39:20 <diebot> You can see any objects or beings that are invisible within your range of vision, as well as any that are ethereal, as if they were normally visible. Such creatures are visible to you as translucent shapes, allowing you easily to discern the difference between visible, invisible, and ethereal creatures. The spell does not reveal the method used to
39:20 <diebot> obtain invisibility. It does not reveal illusions or enable you to see through opaque objects. It does not reveal creatures who are simply hiding, concealed, or otherwise hard to see. See invisibility can be made permanent with a permanency spell.
40:38 <Mekkis> !spell shield other
40:39 <diebot> Mekkis, SHIELD OTHER abjuration ([]) cleric 2, paladin 2, inquisitor 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S, F (a pair of platinum rings worth 50 gp worn by both you and the target) Duration: 1 hour/level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
40:39 <diebot> This spell wards the subject and creates a mystic connection between you and the subject so that some of its wounds are transferred to you. The subject gains a +1 deflection bonus to AC and a +1 resistance bonus on saves. Additionally, the subject takes only half damage from all wounds and attacks (including those dealt by special abilities) that
40:40 <diebot> deal hit point damage. The amount of damage not taken by the warded creature is taken by you. Forms of harm that do not involve hit points, such as charm effects, temporary ability damage, level draining, and death effects, are not affected. If the subject suffers a reduction of hit points from a lowered Constitution score, the reduction is not
40:40 <diebot> split with you because it is not hit point damage. When the spell ends, subsequent damage is no longer divided between the subject and you, but damage already split is not reassigned to the subject. If you and the subject of the spell move out of range of each other, the spell ends.
42:01 <Steven> alright... so hands not broke thats a good thing
42:22 <Steven> Room mates were like hey steve im drunk but i want dannish... go buy it please
42:32 <Steven> and i was like sure... free danish
42:55 <Steven> go up to the store buy danish, walk out to car get clipped by some asshat going like 25mph in a fucking parkinglot
43:09 <Brunius> What's that, 40?
43:16 <Brunius> Why would you go 40 in a carpark
43:36 <Steven> yeah, 40kph
43:40 <Steven> cause they are a fuckin asshat!
44:03 <Steven> i threw my mountain dew i bought at their car
44:13 <Brunius> Oh shit, grassfire near me
44:23 <Steven> because they didnt stop, just slowed down enough to see if i fell down i think
44:31 <Brunius> Oh, it's chill, heading south
44:47 <Steven> i think i hit them, and then they sped up to prolly around 35-50 and got out of the parking lot
45:18 <Steven> dude collecting shopping carts came over to me, and they took me to the hospital on their bill
45:37 <Steven> best part about walmart if they are worried about getting sued they are real accomidating
45:53 <Steven> they practicaly begged me to go to the hospital for an x-ray
46:08 <Steven> turns out, probably some bruising... and they gave me a shot and some pills
46:33 <Brunius> why the fuck would you sue them for something some random did in their car park
46:37 <Steven> i dont feel my hand which is making typing kind of strange
46:52 <Steven> because its america, and they have been sued over it before probably
47:26 <Steven> i was like, i dont think its broke just bruised and the manager on duty was like sir we would feel better about it if you went to the hospital blah blah blah
47:37 <Steven> and i was like okay we can go but we arent calling an ambulance
47:54 <Steven> and they were like no sir we are taking care of it, and i was like okay no problem but we arent calling an ambulance
48:14 <Steven> so... tomorrow my dice rolling hand is probably going to be bruised as fuck
48:27 <Steven> they gave me a really sweet ace bandage though
48:31 <Mekkis> !hp 0d0+2d8m2
48:33 <diebot> Mekkis, Malformed expression: -1d0
48:39 <Mekkis> !hp 2d0+2d8m2
48:40 <diebot> Mekkis, 15
48:44 <Steven> thing is like specially made to wrap up hands
50:31 <Mekkis> !capacity 12
50:32 <diebot> Mekkis, 43 if medium, 32.25 if small.
51:11 <Steven> im guessing the reason they took me to the hospital is because they dont have posted speed limits in the parking lot
51:28 <Steven> its a walmart parking lot, so its pretty big... they should probably have some.
53:33 <Steven> but even if they were at fault for anything, i wouldnt sue em... im not the suin type
54:44 <Brunius> I thought you had to sue at least three times per year or you got your citizienship revoked?
56:31 <Steven> no, i have common sense and i lean more towards the conservative value system.
57:02 <Steven> you have have to sue 3+ times a year if you are a fucking moron
59:05 <Steven> i like this shot... i seriously cant feel any pain in my hand
59:16 <Steven> this ace bandage is making it hard as hell to type though
03:32 <Mekkis> !capacity 10
03:33 <diebot> Mekkis, 33 if medium, 24.75 if small.
07:56 <Mekkis> !spell Magic fang
07:58 <diebot> Mekkis, MAGIC FANG transmutation ([]) druid 1, ranger 1, summoner 1 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
07:58 <diebot> Magic fang gives one natural weapon or unarmed strike of the subject a +1 enhancement bonus on attack and damage rolls. The spell can affect a slam attack, fist, bite, or other natural weapon. The spell does not change an unarmed strike's damage from nonlethal damage to lethal damage. Magic fang can be made permanent with a permanency spell.
11:44 <Avatar> what are you up to this time steven
11:50 <Avatar> even I don't talk this much
25:52 <Steven> i may have been given a pain pill
25:55 <Steven> and a shot
32:25 <Steven> im feelin chatty
32:38 <Steven> we should play a game... avatar... run somethin for us mang!
33:09 <Steven> or.... regale us with a tale of bravery!
43:13 <Steven> no tale of bravery?
45:58 <Avatar> no more games until well after conquest
46:15 <Avatar> which really starts tomorrow afternoon after work
46:23 <Avatar> this is the last bit of free time I have until then
46:33 <Avatar> I still have to prep disappeared
47:25 <Steven> thats easy peasy
48:25 <Steven> I suggest bringing some sort of time keeping device and setting it on the table, and start it whenever they are inside the embassy but not in combat.
48:58 <Steven> it really makes people be quick about stuff and not spend long amounts of time debating what they as a group are going to do.
49:41 <Avatar> the only timer i've got is my watch and one on my laptop
49:55 <Avatar> I'll keep them aware of time
49:58 <Avatar> I am good at that
50:12 <Steven> its better if you set it down on the table so everyone can see it at once
51:33 <Steven> its a constant pressure that encourages them make snap judgements instead of metagaming
51:52 <Avatar> they'll have to keep track of it themselves
51:56 <Avatar> if they want to do that
52:12 <Avatar> unless darkwhite has a timer, he might have one
52:19 <Avatar> I can't remember if he had one in our game
53:11 <Steven> it also gives a great sense of tension and atmosphere of being an actual spy
54:28 <Brunius> disappeared is pretty cool
54:37 <Brunius> Your phone should have a timer, Avatar
54:52 <Brunius> Darkwhite used my phone's timer when I played i
54:53 <Brunius> t
58:31 <Steven> it makes every action seem like it matters that much more
58:46 <Steven> i suggest it greatly
13:12 <Mekkis> !spell shadow projection
13:20 <diebot> Mekkis, SHADOW PROJECTION necromancy ([evil]) sorcerer/wizard 4 1 minute Range: personal you Comp: S Duration: 1 hour/level (D) Save:  SR:
13:20 <diebot> With this spell, you infuse your life force and psyche into your shadow, giving it independent life and movement as if it were an undead shadow (see Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 245). Your physical body lies comatose while you are projecting your shadow, and your body has no shadow or reflection while the spell is in effect. While projecting your
13:20 <diebot> shadow, you gain a shadow's darkvision, defensive abilities, fly speed, racial stealth modifier, and strength damage attack. You do not gain the creature's create spawn ability, nor its skill ranks or Hit Dice. Your shadow has Hit Dice and hit points equal to your own. Your shadow projection has the undead type and may be turned or affected as
13:20 <diebot> undead. If your shadow projection is slain, you return to your physical body and are immediately reduced to -1 hit points. Your condition becomes dying, and you must begin making Constitution checks to stabilize.
13:39 <Avatar> I'm not going to be burning phone battery on it
16:03 <Avatar> shit, rise of the goblin guild filled
16:06 <Avatar> I didn't think it was going to
20:43 <Avatar> Steven: do you know what the deal is with bonekeep
35:57 <Steven> what you mean?
36:54 <Avatar> what's the difference between it and a regular scenario
37:14 <Steven> lots of stuff
37:33 <Avatar> such as
38:01 <Steven> im not at liberty to say unless you are going to be running it
38:13 <Avatar> I don't know whether to play it
38:41 <Steven> sit down and play it
38:52 <Avatar> I heard the difficulty was crazy stupid
39:18 <Avatar> I'm not looking for spoilers but it's classed as a special
39:50 <Wrothmonk> what tier is it?
40:59 <Avatar> 3-7
41:03 <Steven> level 1 is 3-7
41:18 <MekkisScreen> Steven: I'm going to be running it. Tell me everything
41:33 <Avatar> mekkis: what can you tell me
41:49 <Wrothmonk> I'd play it with rumil.
42:09 <Steven> dont tell him anything mekkis
42:18 <Avatar> don't be difficult
42:24 <Avatar> I'm leaning towards not playing it
42:56 <Steven> we are actually not allowed to give you any information on it before playing it as per instructions by mike brock.
43:14 <Steven> if you want you can go read on the forums about it, but its exceptionally poor taste imo
47:31 <Avatar> mike brock is giving information on it on the messageboards
49:33 <Steven> yes, he is allowed.  He is in charge and gets to wear the spoiler pants
50:18 <Avatar> why not just give me the same information instead of saying it's poor taste to find out anything
51:19 <Steven> because i like giving you shit!
51:28 <Steven> no, i mean like go look up a spoiler thread
51:32 <Steven> but i dont know if there are any of those
52:20 <Steven> anyways, what we can tell you its a special and its hard.
52:57 <Avatar> I don't want a spoiler thread
53:06 <Avatar> there's VC's there giving people info about it
53:52 <Steven> Yes I know.
53:54 <Avatar> the two characters I can take into it aren't at all optimised, so I'm still loathe to play it
55:01 <Mekkis> !search swarm
55:03 <diebot> Mekkis, 17 items found and PMed to Mekkis.
55:06 <Steven> Well... sit down and see if you want to play.  Look at party composition
55:45 <Steven> Walking away is always an opition in any scenario so long as you are not in combat.
55:49 <Avatar> you can't decide after seeing the party
56:20 <Avatar> not here at least
58:03 <Steven> Yes you can, you just get a chronical sheet with no prestige, exp, gold
58:21 <Steven> but you can always walk away from a table.
58:45 <Avatar> if you do that kind of thing it causes everyone drama
59:06 <Avatar> on the basis that you don't like the party composition, that's a bit shit
00:08 <Steven> I suggest you sit down for it.  All of your objections have been anticipated and have been accounted for.
00:32 <Avatar> what does that mean
02:37 <Wrothmonk> it means theres a ton of threads on attempts to get characters back from being dead.
15:42 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sun 7th 10am (We Be Goblins,Avatar) / Sun 14th 11am (MotFF,Mort) | WotW: Sat 6th 2pm || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times in the Schedule! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
15:42 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Tue Mar 26 20:58:42 2013
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32:26 <Brunius> Man, I don't think I'll ever make fun of craft: leather again
32:32 <Brunius> This is very fiddly
38:50 <Steven> im back....
38:58 <Steven> my pain pill is starting to fade slightly
39:05 <Steven> my hand aches
58:04 <Brunius> BANG
58:13 <Brunius> Sheathe done!
00:00 <Steven> wooooot woooot
06:07 <diebot> Mekkis, IRRESISTIBLE DANCE enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 6, sorcerer/wizard 8, witch 8 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V Duration: 1d4+1 rounds Save: Will partial SR:yes
06:07 <diebot> The subject feels an undeniable urge to dance and begins doing so, complete with foot shuffling and tapping. The spell effect makes it impossible for the subject to do anything other than caper and prance in place. The effect imposes a -4 penalty to Armor Class and a -10 penalty on Reflex saves, and it negates any AC bonus granted by a shield the
06:08 <diebot> target holds. The dancing subject provokes attacks of opportunity each round on its turn. A successful Will save reduces the duration of this effect to 1 round.
15:34 <Avatar> what is craft: leather
18:16 <Brunius> I have no clue, I made up a craft that I thought would be relevant
27:00 <Brunius> Mekkis: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/22217817/Die%20Bot/index.htm
27:09 <Brunius> Compliance with mobile devices not guaranteed
32:21 <Steven> i dont think Craft:Leather is a craft skill
32:28 <Brunius> 'tisn't
32:39 <Brunius> Hmm, turns out dropbox is a terrible host
32:47 <Steven> isnt it a Profession: Tanner
33:02 <Brunius> That implies I know how to turn the skin into leather, though
33:40 <Steven> i cant think of any situation where i could say Here let me make a Craft Leather check
33:57 <Steven> that is in PFS that would give me extra information
41:24 <Avatar> there are a lot of new names on the conquest schedule
43:43 <Avatar> I've signed up for day of the demon twice :|
45:06 <Avatar> does anyone know much about what the deal is with bonekeep
49:23 <Avatar> Mekkis: have you played fabric of reality
53:50 <Brunius> So Mekkis, when you have content for me to chuck on there I'll redo it. At the moment it's just "look, I can html"
54:25 <Brunius> I should probably explicitly state that it's html4...
54:34 <Brunius> in the page, so that browsers don't complain
06:18 <Avatar> so what else
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12:01 <Steven> oh man... i just unwrapped my hand
12:07 <Steven> its bruised as fuck!
12:31 <Steven> im really quite surprised its not broken
12:48 <Avatar> what did you do 
13:31 <Steven> i got clipped in the walmart parking lot by an asshat goin 40kph
14:35 <Steven> im rewrapping my hand
16:12 <Steven> what really sucks is its my right hand.  which is my dominate hand
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28:58 <Mekkis> no
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32:00 <Brunius> What do I have first tomorrow...economics
32:07 <Brunius> I can afford to be sleepy for that
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39:13 <Mekkis> Avatar, want me to sign up for that session?
40:51 <Avatar> you signed up to the looking for a game session, indicating you can't play anything already there
48:27 <Mort-> Hi avatar
48:39 <Mort-> Did mekkis pass the message?
48:54 <Avatar> no what message
49:14 <Mekkis> Avatar, I'm still considering the whole you, me and Andrew with Ashley behind the screen
49:15 <andrey> Mekkis, could you sign my chronicle sheet please?
49:28 <andrey> with a pdf editor
49:36 <Avatar> what does that mean sorry
50:19 <Mort-> It means mekkis is a bad messenger
50:32 <Avatar> what was the message
50:50 * Mort- pokes the mekkis with her claw
51:01 <Avatar> don't look at him, you're here aren't you
51:17 <Mort-> I'm running master of fallen fortress here on 14 apRIL
51:28 <Mort-> at 11 am aust time
51:28 <Avatar> do you want it scheduled
51:36 <Mort-> Yes please
51:41 <Avatar> cool
51:44 <Avatar> are you running it in here
51:45 <Ulzef> i was looking at that game but couldnt bring myself to a andrew+ashley game
51:48 <Mort-> Yes
51:58 <Mort-> He was supposed to say that
52:00 <Avatar> Ulzef: what did you think of race for the runecarved key
52:23 <Avatar> Mort-: ask me yourself if you want a game scheduled, don't go through mekkis
52:24 <Mort-> But clearly it slipped past his held
52:27 <Mort-> Head
52:41 <Mort-> You werent around last night
52:44 <Mort-> And this morning
52:52 <Avatar> oh I was around
53:07 <Ulzef> the game was good but both ashley and andrew get on my nerves and ashley is on my table most of the con
53:20 <Mort-> I yelled avatar
53:23 <Mort-> You didn't answer
53:32 <Avatar> pm me 
53:34 <Avatar> I'll always get it
53:59 <Mort-> Right
54:08 <Avatar> what tier is this module
54:10 <Avatar> 1?
54:14 <Mort-> Yes
54:19 <Mort-> Free replays
54:30 <Mort-> Bonus points if you're a gnome :p
54:41 <Avatar> ug I was going to reschedule WBG for the 14th
55:09 <Avatar> will it cause problems to make MotFF on the 13th?
55:21 <Avatar> chronicle sheets online usually don't get signed
55:27 <Avatar> usually just initialled
55:43 <Avatar> mekkis might have scanned in his signature
56:01 <Mort->  Ok time to go anyway
56:07 <Mort-> Got local game
56:11 <Mort-> And yes
56:11 <Avatar> what?
56:15 <Mort-> I need a sat
56:21 <Mort-> Sorry a Sunday
56:33 <Avatar> alright keep the 14th
56:46 <Mort-> K bb time to go
56:47 <andrey> can you play the same character with several DMs?
56:52 <Wrothmonk> yes
57:01 <Wrothmonk> as long as its PFS
57:04 <Avatar> the beauty of pathfinder society
57:43 <Avatar> if you find a GM who doesn't like your chronicle sheet because it doesn't have a signature on it, from an online game, that's a red hot sign that's a bad GM to play with
58:58 <andrey> :(
59:16 <Avatar> I've never seen it happen, but I've heard of it
00:09 <Wrothmonk> where are the rules for eidolon hit points for PFS?
01:36 <Avatar> hit dice is in the table, and it's a d10
01:53 <Avatar> p58 re the HD
02:07 <Wrothmonk> Well thats good to hear… I was just told average before.
02:32 <Avatar> I don't see that
02:35 <Avatar> I might be wrong
02:39 <Avatar> conquest might be short on GMs
03:12 <Wrothmonk> well it means the difference between my eidolon having 12 hp and 18 hp at 2nd level
04:05 <Avatar> search the messageboards to be sure
04:43 <Avatar> gotta run
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05:47 <Wrothmonk> oh avatar, sir stiletto could make it to the game if it was a week later
08:20 <andrey> a shadow wouldn't be affected by flare, would it?
08:38 <andrey> and I can I use flare for illumination?
08:50 <andrey> the shadow monster I mean
09:13 <Wrothmonk> define shadow monster please.
09:38 * Thomas_Ed http://getworld.uk.to -Multiplayer Game-
10:00 <Proquar> Was that spam?
11:31 <Avatar> yes
11:31 <Steven> i think most world leaders thought the same thing
11:43 <Avatar> the serving at conquest really doesn't look that great 
12:17 <Ulzef> serving?
12:18 <Mekkis_x200> serving?
12:26 <Avatar> usually you have 2 or 3 scenarios to choose from
12:33 <Avatar> I'm struggling to find one per day
12:45 <Mekkis_x200> Avatar, you should run Disappeared again
12:47 <andrey> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/undead/shadow
12:58 <Avatar> I'm not running the same scenario twice at a con
13:07 <Avatar> I will probably run it online again for no credit
13:24 <Avatar> if I run two scenarios, they'll be different ones
13:41 <Avatar> I'm kind of screaming for more low-level credit
14:16 <Wrothmonk> I don't see why it would be effected by a flare.
14:28 <Wrothmonk> Although it probably would be easier to see.
15:56 <Wrothmonk> yes it would be harder for it to use stealth in higher light
17:00 <Wrothmonk> !spell flare
17:01 <diebot> Wrothmonk, FLARE evocation ([light]) bard 0, druid 0, sorcerer/wizard 0, magus 0 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)  Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: Fortitude negates SR:yes
17:02 <diebot> This cantrip creates a burst of light. If you cause the light to burst in front of a single creature, that creature is dazzled for 1 minute unless it makes a successful Fortitude save. Sightless creatures, as well as creatures already dazzled, are not affected by flare.
17:45 <Proquar> heh
19:26 <Wrothmonk> I would say no, you can't use flare for illumination since its not under the table for spells that create illumination.
23:58 <Wrothmonk> how do I determine which to apply the dex/str bonus on my eidolon? I'm not seeing anything in the base form.
28:12 <Proquar> do you get more credit for running a game at a con?
29:57 <Mekkis_x200> nope
30:02 <Mekkis_x200> well
30:02 <Mekkis_x200> yes
30:05 <Mekkis_x200> you do
30:28 <Proquar> heh
30:39 <Proquar> seriously... i wish my life was not full of people giving such answers
30:42 <Mekkis_x200> you get con boons for GMing
30:47 * Proquar grumbles incoherently
30:48 <Mekkis_x200> at cons
30:55 <Mekkis_x200> you don't get con boons for GMing online...
31:05 <Proquar> what would be an example of a con boon?
31:17 <Mekkis_x200> unless... we could somehow organise 15 tables over the course of a week...
31:21 <Mekkis_x200> anyone up for that?
31:40 <Ulzef> maybe at some point
31:40 <Mekkis_x200> Trained Eye: +2 to all perception checks
32:22 * Proquar nogs at ulzef
32:23 <Wrothmonk> wait nvm.
32:27 <Brunius> www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytk1agmcXhU
32:39 <Brunius> You will enjoy this, Steven
33:56 <Wrothmonk> !save eid 1d20+4 bite atk; 1d6+3 bite dmg; 2#1d20+4 claw atks; 2#1d4+2 claw dmg
34:14 <Wrothmonk> !save @eid 1d20+4 bite atk; 1d6+3 bite dmg; 2#1d20+4 claw atks; 2#1d4+2 claw dmg
34:20 <Wrothmonk> !?save
34:27 <Wrothmonk> ?!save
34:27 <diebot> Wrothmonk, Saves a roll against a nick. eg. !save init: 1d20+3 initiative. Saved rolls can be viewed at http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/savedcommands.yaml.sorted 
34:35 <Wrothmonk> ah.
34:41 Wrothmonk is now known as Eryne
34:56 <Eryne> !save eid: 1d20+4 bite atk; 1d6+3 bite dmg; 2#1d20+4 claw atks; 2#1d4+2 claw dmg
34:56 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+4 bite atk; 1d6+3 bite dmg; 2#1d20+4 claw atks; 2#1d4+2 claw dmg saved as @eid
35:55 Eryne is now known as Wrothmonk
37:24 <Brunius> Welp...sleepytime
37:30 <Brunius> 'night folks
38:48 <Avatar> Proquar: you don't get more "GM credit" which is just the same as player credit, a chronicle sheet for the scenario you ran
39:07 <Avatar> players throughout the con get a chance at bonus boons, like race boons
39:37 <Avatar> GMs get a better chance at getting boons because it's a separate random group, and there's less of them
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47:22 <Mekkis_x200> !spell wind wall
47:22 <diebot> Mekkis_x200, WIND WALL evocation ([air]) cleric 3, druid 3, ranger 2, sorcerer/wizard 3, summoner 2, magus 3 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level)  Comp: V, S, M/DF (a tiny fan and an exotic feather) Duration: 1 round/level Save: none; see text SR:yes
47:23 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/wind_wall.html
47:33 <Mekkis_x200> !spell resist energy
47:34 <diebot> Mekkis_x200, RESIST ENERGY abjuration ([]) cleric 2, druid 2, paladin 2, ranger 1, sorcerer/wizard 2, alchemist 2, summoner 2, inquisitor 2 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 10 min./level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:
47:34 <diebot> yes (harmless) This abjuration grants a creature limited protection from damage of whichever one of five energy types you select: acid, cold, electricity, fire, or sonic. The subject gains resist energy 10 against the energy type chosen, meaning that each time the creature is subjected to such damage (whether from a natural or magical source), that
47:34 <diebot> damage is reduced by 10 points before being applied to the creature's hit points. The value of the energy resistance granted increases to 20 points at 7th level and to a maximum of 30 points at 11th level. The spell protects the recipient's equipment as well. Resist energy absorbs only damage. The subject could still suffer unfortunate side
47:34 <diebot> effects. Resist energy overlaps (and does not stack with) protection from energy. If a character is warded by protection from energy and resist energy, the protection spell absorbs damage until its power is exhausted.
47:38 <Mekkis_x200> !spell resist energy, communal
47:39 <diebot> Mekkis_x200, RESIST ENERGY, COMMUNAL abjuration ([]) alchemist 3, cleric 3, druid 3, inquisitor 3, paladin 3, ranger 3, sorcerer/wizard 3, summoner 3 1 standard action Range: touch creatures touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 10 min./level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
47:40 <diebot> This spell functions like resist energy, except you divide the duration in 10-minute intervals among the creatures touched.
47:50 <Steven> i dont believe we could get boons for an online convention
47:51 <Avatar> what are you doing you spammer
48:11 <Mekkis_x200> Steven, could you check for us?
48:16 <Steven> the potential for abuse is just way too high
48:30 <Avatar> the potential for abuse is already high
48:38 <Avatar> just ask mekkis
48:38 <Steven> arent you going to be at the same convention as mike brock?
48:47 <Mekkis_x200> as high as the existence poppler, pdftk, and inkscape?
48:48 <Avatar> no, he's taking off to sydney
48:57 <Avatar> he thinks we're not good enough
49:13 * Steven is oddly silent...
49:49 <Avatar> it's just because sydney has more players at the moment
49:57 <Mekkis_x200> that's your fault, Avatar 
50:04 <Avatar> unlikely
50:05 <Mekkis_x200> you should have been promoting the game
50:10 <Mekkis_x200> getting more people to start playing
50:13 <Avatar> he's going to have to deal with me at GM 101
50:49 <Mekkis_x200> what's the lowest-level spell that really nerfs a synthesist?
50:57 <Avatar> there isn't one
51:00 <Avatar> they are that OP
52:16 <Steven> yeah im building a summoner and im trying not to make it OP as fuck... its hard because they are stupid good
53:20 <Steven> i gave my summoner a 14cha and there just really isnt a bad way to make an eidolon
54:31 <Steven> just this last sunday i saw an eidolon with a 15ft reach
54:37 <Steven> get enlarged
55:04 <Steven> and so he was 30ft reach.  how do you combat that?
56:41 <Ulzef> dismisel?
58:11 <Ulzef> banish?
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03:13 <Steven> oh no... you dismissed my eidolon... no worries i took a 2nd level spell that lets me summon it back for one minute per level.... or i can standard action summon monster
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07:14 <Ulzef> it gets rid of the enlarge and buys you some time but yes summoners are OP
08:12 <Ulzef> and i find low cha summoners even more op becuase they focus on something else and have a the eidolon
08:53 <Mekkis> !spell compel hostility
08:54 <diebot> Mekkis, COMPEL HOSTILITY enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 1, cleric 1, inquisitor 1, paladin 1, ranger 1, summoner 1, witch 1 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (a drop of your blood) Duration: 1 round/level Save: see text SR:see text
08:54 <diebot> Whenever a creature you can see that threatens you makes an attack against one of your allies, as an immediate action, you can compel that creature to attack you instead. When you compel a creature to attack you, you must first overcome that creature's spell resistance, and the creature can attempt a Will saving throw to ignore the compulsion. A
08:55 <diebot> summoner casting this spell can choose his eidolon as the target of the spell.
13:13 <Mekkis> !spell Holy Word
13:14 <diebot> Mekkis, HOLY WORD evocation ([good, sonic]) cleric 7, inquisitor 6 1 standard action Range: 40 ft.  Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: Will partial SR:yes
13:14 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/holy_word.html
14:12 <Mekkis> that's how to deal with a synthesist
14:22 <Mekkis> ummm...
14:37 <Mekkis> Steven, is it legal to buy a scroll of Holy Word in PFS?
25:49 <Steven> i dunno... is ita
25:52 <Steven> it?
26:03 <Mekkis> it's Cleric 7 / inquisitor 6
32:49 <Steven> so what do the rules say?
33:01 <Mekkis> no scrolls higher than 6th level
35:01 <Ulzef> then wouldnt it be a no as it also says all scrolls are cleric or wizard if they are on that spell list
49:49 <Ulzef> steven would prob know better just thought the spell list rule needed to be mentioned
52:23 <Mekkis> I have a cleric, who doesn't know what to do in combat
52:25 <Mekkis> any suggestions?
01:54 <Ulzef> what lvl what type of cleric?
02:11 <Mekkis> 4th level, flagbearer cleric of erastil
02:25 <Mekkis> domains are community and animal (fur subdomain)
03:15 <Ulzef> you cast your buff spells right like bless and such?
03:22 <Mekkis> welll
03:30 <Mekkis> bless doesn't stack with flagbearer
03:35 <Mekkis> so I'm not casting it
03:41 <Ulzef> true
03:58 <Mekkis> other than &Moment of Greatness what else is there?
04:03 <Ulzef> aid another actions is your flag on a long spear?
04:06 <diebot> MOMENT OF GREATNESS enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting]) bard 1, cleric 1, sorcerer/wizard 1 1 standard action Range: 50 ft. The caster and allies within a 50-ft. burst centered on the caster Comp: V, S, M/DF (rabbit fur) Duration: 1 minute/level or until discharged Save: none SR:yes (harmless)
04:06 <diebot> Each creature affected by this spell is given the potential for greater success and glory. If the affected creature is benefiting from a morale bonus of any type, it can double that morale bonus on one roll or check, before making the roll. Once an affected creature uses this spell's effect, the spell is discharged for that subject.
04:52 <Mekkis> Sure, I could do that. Flag's on a quarterstaff, but that's easily changed
05:07 <Ulzef> that works to but aid another works
05:13 <Ulzef> prayer once you have it
05:42 <Ulzef> friend has a close build to that but he went evangilist as well so he can bard sing as well
07:04 <Mekkis> prayer is 3rd level?
08:32 <Ulzef> yeah 3rd
09:20 <Ulzef> i find low levels tricky for cleric and oracle because they sorta sit there waiting to need to heal until they get more spells
15:00 <Mekkis> yeah
15:08 <Mekkis> that's why I'm after suggestions
16:01 <Ulzef> yeah i have found aid providing flanks and such the best options
16:04 <MekkisScreen> guess who survived bonekeep!
16:14 <MekkisScreen> guess who didn't!
16:53 <Mekkis> replace quarterstaff with longspear...
21:04 <Ulzef> possibly then you  can stand at reach and poke and heal when needed
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36:42 <Mekkis> !spell feather step
36:45 <diebot> Mekkis, FEATHER STEP transmutation ([]) bard 1, druid 1, ranger 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S Duration: 10 minutes/level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:yes
36:45 <diebot> For the duration of this spell, the subject ignores the adverse movement effects of difficult terrain, and can even take 5-foot steps in difficult terrain.
37:21 <Mekkis> !spell delay poison
37:22 <diebot> Mekkis, DELAY POISON conjuration (healing[]) bard 2, cleric 2, druid 2, paladin 2, ranger 1, alchemist 2, witch 2, inquisitor 2 1 standard action Range: touch creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 hour/level Save: Fortitude negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
37:23 <diebot> The subject becomes temporarily immune to poison. Any poison in its system or any poison to which it is exposed during the spell's duration does not affect the subject until the spell's duration has expired. Delay poison does not cure any damage that poison may have already done.
39:59 <Mekkis> !spell see invisibility
40:00 <diebot> Mekkis, SEE INVISIBILITY divination ([]) bard 3, sorcerer/wizard 2, alchemist 2, summoner 2, witch 2, inquisitor 2 1 standard action Range: personal you Comp: V, S, M (talc and powdered silver) Duration: 10 min./level Save:  SR:
40:00 <diebot> You can see any objects or beings that are invisible within your range of vision, as well as any that are ethereal, as if they were normally visible. Such creatures are visible to you as translucent shapes, allowing you easily to discern the difference between visible, invisible, and ethereal creatures. The spell does not reveal the method used to
40:00 <diebot> obtain invisibility. It does not reveal illusions or enable you to see through opaque objects. It does not reveal creatures who are simply hiding, concealed, or otherwise hard to see. See invisibility can be made permanent with a permanency spell.
41:18 <Mekkis> !spell shield other
41:19 <diebot> Mekkis, SHIELD OTHER abjuration ([]) cleric 2, paladin 2, inquisitor 2 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S, F (a pair of platinum rings worth 50 gp worn by both you and the target) Duration: 1 hour/level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
41:19 <diebot> This spell wards the subject and creates a mystic connection between you and the subject so that some of its wounds are transferred to you. The subject gains a +1 deflection bonus to AC and a +1 resistance bonus on saves. Additionally, the subject takes only half damage from all wounds and attacks (including those dealt by special abilities) that
41:20 <diebot> deal hit point damage. The amount of damage not taken by the warded creature is taken by you. Forms of harm that do not involve hit points, such as charm effects, temporary ability damage, level draining, and death effects, are not affected. If the subject suffers a reduction of hit points from a lowered Constitution score, the reduction is not
41:20 <diebot> split with you because it is not hit point damage. When the spell ends, subsequent damage is no longer divided between the subject and you, but damage already split is not reassigned to the subject. If you and the subject of the spell move out of range of each other, the spell ends.
49:11 <Mekkis> !hp 0d0+2d8m2
49:13 <diebot> Mekkis, Malformed expression: -1d0
49:19 <Mekkis> !hp 2d0+2d8m2
49:20 <diebot> Mekkis, 15
51:11 <Mekkis> !capacity 12
51:12 <diebot> Mekkis, 43 if medium, 32.25 if small.
04:13 <Mekkis> !capacity 10
04:13 <diebot> Mekkis, 33 if medium, 24.75 if small.
08:37 <Mekkis> !spell Magic fang
08:38 <diebot> Mekkis, MAGIC FANG transmutation ([]) druid 1, ranger 1, summoner 1 1 standard action Range: touch living creature touched Comp: V, S, DF Duration: 1 min./level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
08:38 <diebot> Magic fang gives one natural weapon or unarmed strike of the subject a +1 enhancement bonus on attack and damage rolls. The spell can affect a slam attack, fist, bite, or other natural weapon. The spell does not change an unarmed strike's damage from nonlethal damage to lethal damage. Magic fang can be made permanent with a permanency spell.
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29:15 <Mekkis> agreed
30:03 <Mekkis> he COULD be more worried about someone forging his watermark and distributing the PDFs on bittorrent
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35:12 <Brunius|M-> Tashes, Tashes_
36:37 <Tashes> Bru!
37:02 <Mekkis> two of them!
37:06 <Mekkis> Tashes, come to Conquest!
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38:03 <Tashes> bye tashes!
38:10 <Tashes> I can't afford it mekkis!
38:17 <Tashes> i can't afford anything!
38:17 <Tashes> :(
39:05 <Mekkis> :(
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10:15 <Mekkis> what's the right amount?
12:07 <Steven> its different for every person.
13:22 <Mekkis> for someone like me?
15:49 <Steven> i dunno... do you feel like you worry too much?
16:33 <Mekkis> no, I feel you worry too much
17:03 <Mekkis> personally, I'm worried that this bowl of ramen I've ordered might not be any good
19:19 <Mekkis> I got a privacy screen for my laptop
20:16 <Tashes> Mekkis is hakuna matata. 
20:24 <Steven> I worry the right amount for what I do.  Remember Mekkis I have resposabilities you dont when it comes to PFS
22:33 <Steven> Any mistake you make is marginalized after slight ridicule from people, any mistake i make has the potential to blow up and become an issue.
23:02 <Steven> I'm lucky in that here you all are pretty easy going...
24:22 <Steven> and dont seek to let you push the rules of whats allowable for pfs, at the shop i have a group of people that every week they want to push against what is and isnt allowed and I get to play the parent
25:02 <Mekkis> Steven, I don't have responsibilities when it comes to PFS?
25:03 <Mekkis> cool!
25:14 <Mekkis> brb, fraudulantly reporting scenarios
25:47 <Steven> brb, banninig mekkis.
26:37 <Mekkis> so I do have responsibilities then
27:18 <Steven> i never said you didnt, i said i had responsabilities you dont.  Dont try to pull the sensitivity card
29:23 <Mekkis> I'll give the ramen 7/10: would come back again, but would not stop looking for somewhere better
29:46 <Mekkis> Brunius|M-, if I wanted to get to Blackburn from the city, does it matter why station I catch a train from?
29:46 <Steven> we had a ramen place in moscow that was actually really good
30:09 <Steven> but they closed down from lack of business
30:12 <Mekkis> that's a pity
30:18 <Mekkis> there's a great place in Brisbane
30:20 <Steven> indeeeeeed
30:32 <Steven> cause ramen is rediculously good.
30:51 <Mekkis> yeah... and once you make it yourself, you really appreciate the effort required to make it
31:09 <Steven> now the cook from that place works at this red bento place making sushi and he also makes misu soup.... oh god its so good
31:42 <Mekkis> Would you have an issue if I called a megalocerous a stag, Steven?
32:36 <Steven> i dont know what a megalocerous is
32:51 <Mekkis> some form of prehistoric elk
33:37 <Steven> um.... technically yes... a stag is a male deer
33:45 <Mekkis> yeah
33:53 <Mekkis> but there's no "deer" animal companion
34:02 <Mekkis> otherwise I'd have taken it
34:39 <Mekkis> According to Wikipedia:  Some extinct deer had huge antlers, larger than those of any living species. Examples include Eucladoceros, and the giant deer Megaloceros, whose antlers stretched to 3.5 metres across.
34:44 <Steven> but no i dont think it would ever make a difference since to those people who dont know better a stag is pretty much any antlered forest creature
36:37 <bendog> they should have a stag companion
37:27 <Steven> course then again, im thinking American terms.  Dont they call bull elk stags in Asia?
39:02 <MekkisScreen> the reskinning rules change every year or so...
39:14 <Steven> you aren't reskinning.
39:40 <MekkisScreen> either that, pr that noone understandes them
39:54 <Steven> you arent saying oh i want a Cow but im using the megaloceros stats
40:42 <MekkisScreen> I want a stag so I'll use the Roc stats :P
40:55 <Steven> yeah see thats a major reskinning.
41:10 <MekkisScreen> I thought that was just munchkinism
41:26 <Steven> all you are doing is getting a megaloceros and calling it a deer, which is as close to a deer as you can legally get in pfs for an AC
41:40 <Steven> fuck.... i want ramen now
41:56 <Steven> or maybe udon
42:46 <MekkisScreen> o to the butcher
43:01 <MekkisScreen> get 2kg of pork bones
43:22 <MekkisScreen> boil them hard for 18 hrs
44:07 <Steven> brb, goin to red bento
44:12 <Steven> im gonna go get me some udon...
44:18 <MekkisScreen> or that
44:54 <Steven> i guess i wont be buying Animal archive this week
46:06 <Steven> see ya in a  bit!
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16:15 <Steven> mort you should get them all to play shore to sea
17:04 <Mort-> I don't have the mod.
17:07 <Mort-> But played it yes
17:20 <Mort-> Midnight mirror might be a good one as well :p
17:44 <Mort-> They will try to solve everything with a great sword
21:20 <Brunius|M-> Mmmmm, midnight mirror might be good
21:56 <Mekkis> Brunius|M-, meet me in the city tomorrow at lunchtime for ramen :)
22:14 <Mort-> It would be
22:27 <Brunius|M-> I kinda have a class tomorrow at 1pm
22:28 <Steven> shore and sea would be better
22:34 <Mort-> I wonder if they will walk up to the bbeg and declare rage power attack smash
22:40 <Mekkis> pity
22:46 <Mort-> And take aoos like a man
23:12 <Steven> probably not, they would try to charge it, provoke an AoO and get grappled.
23:27 <Steven> ending their charge before they get to attack
23:28 <Mort-> Yes high chance
23:43 <Mort-> Last bar fight they literally waltzed into the bar
23:50 <Mort-> Taking every aoo on the way
23:54 <Mort-> Just to do cleaving finish
24:41 <Mort-> Not entirely sure if they could be grabbed
24:47 <Steven> or tripped
24:52 <Mort-> Bloody barbs and their high cmd
27:12 <Steven> i kinda wanna make a gnome druid that rides a giant scorpion
28:10 <Steven> cause that would be funny
29:11 <Mort-> It is
30:37 <Steven> i would do halfling... but it doesnt seem like a very halfling thing to do
30:45 <Steven> i mean ride a scorp
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32:36 <Brunius|M> So it seems andchat doesn't like copying text
33:24 <Steven> think im going to go with halfling
34:06 <Steven> because halflings being so damn lucky would try to handle animal a giant scorpion and get away with it
43:59 <Wrothmonk> Make an orc that does it.
44:22 <Mort-> Hi wrothmonk
44:25 <Wrothmonk> Hello
44:26 <Mort-> I dinged!
44:35 * Mort- gained the evil eye hex!
44:38 <Wrothmonk> gratz
47:53 <Mort-> Isn't it cool?
49:16 <Wrothmonk> Yeah, make sure to use it on plenty of dragons
49:19 <Wrothmonk> :P
49:45 <Mort-> I will! :d
54:36 <Mekkis> you're the reason witches get such bad rep
54:41 <Mekkis> why aren't there any good witches
56:00 <Mort-> Me?
56:08 <Mort-> I'm a mur not a witch
58:44 <Mort-> I could get you a good witch i think. But would still learn some bad hexes
59:08 <Mort-> Cackle and fortune and do it all day
01:06 <Mort-> Ok time to go
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09:50 <Mekkis> slumber, cackle, crate!
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41:21 <Steven> alright... so hands not broke thats a good thing
41:42 <Steven> Room mates were like hey steve im drunk but i want dannish... go buy it please
41:52 <Steven> and i was like sure... free danish
42:15 <Steven> go up to the store buy danish, walk out to car get clipped by some asshat going like 25mph in a fucking parkinglot
42:29 <Brunius> What's that, 40?
42:36 <Brunius> Why would you go 40 in a carpark
42:56 <Steven> yeah, 40kph
43:00 <Steven> cause they are a fuckin asshat!
43:23 <Steven> i threw my mountain dew i bought at their car
43:33 <Brunius> Oh shit, grassfire near me
43:43 <Steven> because they didnt stop, just slowed down enough to see if i fell down i think
43:51 <Brunius> Oh, it's chill, heading south
44:07 <Steven> i think i hit them, and then they sped up to prolly around 35-50 and got out of the parking lot
49:55 <andrey> Mekkis, could you sign my chronicle sheet please?
50:08 <andrey> with a pdf editor
56:01 <Avatar> chronicle sheets online usually don't get signed
56:07 <Avatar> usually just initialled
56:23 <Avatar> mekkis might have scanned in his signature
57:27 <andrey> can you play the same character with several DMs?
57:32 <Wrothmonk> yes
57:40 <Wrothmonk> as long as its PFS
57:44 <Avatar> the beauty of pathfinder society
58:23 <Avatar> if you find a GM who doesn't like your chronicle sheet because it doesn't have a signature on it, from an online game, that's a red hot sign that's a bad GM to play with
59:38 <andrey> :(
59:56 <Avatar> I've never seen it happen, but I've heard of it
00:49 <Wrothmonk> where are the rules for eidolon hit points for PFS?
02:16 <Avatar> hit dice is in the table, and it's a d10
02:33 <Avatar> p58 re the HD
02:47 <Wrothmonk> Well thats good to hear… I was just told average before.
03:12 <Avatar> I don't see that
03:15 <Avatar> I might be wrong
03:52 <Wrothmonk> well it means the difference between my eidolon having 12 hp and 18 hp at 2nd level
04:45 <Avatar> search the messageboards to be sure
05:23 <Avatar> gotta run
06:27 <Wrothmonk> oh avatar, sir stiletto could make it to the game if it was a week later
09:00 <andrey> a shadow wouldn't be affected by flare, would it?
09:18 <andrey> and I can I use flare for illumination?
09:30 <andrey> the shadow monster I mean
09:53 <Wrothmonk> define shadow monster please.
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12:31 <Mekkis> !spell shadow projection
12:40 <diebot> Mekkis, SHADOW PROJECTION necromancy ([evil]) sorcerer/wizard 4 1 minute Range: personal you Comp: S Duration: 1 hour/level (D) Save:  SR:
12:40 <diebot> With this spell, you infuse your life force and psyche into your shadow, giving it independent life and movement as if it were an undead shadow (see Pathfinder RPG Bestiary 245). Your physical body lies comatose while you are projecting your shadow, and your body has no shadow or reflection while the spell is in effect. While projecting your
12:40 <diebot> shadow, you gain a shadow's darkvision, defensive abilities, fly speed, racial stealth modifier, and strength damage attack. You do not gain the creature's create spawn ability, nor its skill ranks or Hit Dice. Your shadow has Hit Dice and hit points equal to your own. Your shadow projection has the undead type and may be turned or affected as
12:40 <diebot> undead. If your shadow projection is slain, you return to your physical body and are immediately reduced to -1 hit points. Your condition becomes dying, and you must begin making Constitution checks to stabilize.
12:59 <Avatar> I'm not going to be burning phone battery on it
13:27 <andrey> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/undead/shadow
14:56 <Wrothmonk> I don't see why it would be effected by a flare.
15:08 <Wrothmonk> Although it probably would be easier to see.
15:23 <Avatar> shit, rise of the goblin guild filled
15:26 <Avatar> I didn't think it was going to
16:36 <Wrothmonk> yes it would be harder for it to use stealth in higher light
17:40 <Wrothmonk> !spell flare
17:41 <diebot> Wrothmonk, FLARE evocation ([light]) bard 0, druid 0, sorcerer/wizard 0, magus 0 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)  Comp: V Duration: instantaneous Save: Fortitude negates SR:yes
17:42 <diebot> This cantrip creates a burst of light. If you cause the light to burst in front of a single creature, that creature is dazzled for 1 minute unless it makes a successful Fortitude save. Sightless creatures, as well as creatures already dazzled, are not affected by flare.
20:03 <Avatar> Steven: do you know what the deal is with bonekeep
20:06 <Wrothmonk> I would say no, you can't use flare for illumination since its not under the table for spells that create illumination.
24:38 <Wrothmonk> how do I determine which to apply the dex/str bonus on my eidolon? I'm not seeing anything in the base form.
33:03 <Wrothmonk> wait nvm.
34:36 <Wrothmonk> !save eid 1d20+4 bite atk; 1d6+3 bite dmg; 2#1d20+4 claw atks; 2#1d4+2 claw dmg
34:54 <Wrothmonk> !save @eid 1d20+4 bite atk; 1d6+3 bite dmg; 2#1d20+4 claw atks; 2#1d4+2 claw dmg
35:00 <Wrothmonk> !?save
35:07 <Wrothmonk> ?!save
35:07 <diebot> Wrothmonk, Saves a roll against a nick. eg. !save init: 1d20+3 initiative. Saved rolls can be viewed at http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/savedcommands.yaml.sorted 
35:15 <Wrothmonk> ah.
35:17 <Steven> what you mean?
35:36 <Eryne> !save eid: 1d20+4 bite atk; 1d6+3 bite dmg; 2#1d20+4 claw atks; 2#1d4+2 claw dmg
35:36 <diebot> Eryne, 1d20+4 bite atk; 1d6+3 bite dmg; 2#1d20+4 claw atks; 2#1d4+2 claw dmg saved as @eid
45:59 <Wrothmonk> Hello
49:52 <Mekkis> !search swarm
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54:23 <diebot> Mekkis, 17 items found and PMed to Mekkis.
54:26 <Steven> Well... sit down and see if you want to play.  Look at party composition
55:05 <Steven> Walking away is always an opition in any scenario so long as you are not in combat.
55:09 <Avatar> you can't decide after seeing the party
37:34 <Brunius|M-> So nothing except irc can connect to the internet
47:50 <Wrothmonk> odd
03:33 <MekkisScreen> Brunius|M-: on your mobile?
05:46 * MekkisScreen is in Melboune
05:50 <Brunius|M-> Yes
07:01 <MekkisScreen> maybe they want you to IRC more
08:21 <Brunius|M-> Maybe
09:07 <MekkisScreen> start GMing on your phone
09:08 <MekkisScreen> now
09:20 <MekkisScreen> does CA work?
12:56 <MekkisScreen> !spell ill omen
13:03 <diebot> MekkisScreen, ILL OMEN enchantment (compulsion[mind-affecting, curse]) witch 1 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) one creature Comp: V, S, M (hair from a black cat) Duration: 1 round/level or until discharged Save: none SR:yes
13:04 <diebot> You afflict the target with bad luck. On the next d20 roll the target makes, it must roll twice and take the less favorable result. For every five caster levels you have, the target must roll twice on an additional d20 roll (to a maximum of five rolls at 20th level). A target who can speak and has at least one free hand and who is aware of the
13:04 <diebot> spell and its effects (such as from a Spellcraft check to identify the spell as it is cast) can negate one reroll by spending a move action to utter a brief prayer or good luck charm to appease the spirits of ill fortune.
17:59 <Brunius|M-> CA works... To an extent
18:15 <Brunius|M-> I don't have any materials on me, though
19:48 <MekkisScreen> pdf viewer on your phone?
20:32 <MekkisScreen> my phone has, as Steven would say, "potential for abuse"
20:34 <Brunius|M-> Yep, I suppose I could download a scenario
20:48 <Brunius|M-> ?
21:04 <Brunius|M-> I have a class in 45 minutes though
22:15 <MekkisScreen> it has gs, to remove the owner password, pdftk, to decompress a pdf, sed, to perform regex-based replacement in a file....
24:57 <MekkisScreen> oh
25:29 <MekkisScreen> and pdftocairo and pdf2svg and inkscape if you want to change other things too
26:22 <MekkisScreen> so yeah, you could abuse it
27:29 <Brunius|M-> Steven worries too much
29:52 <Mekkis> agreed
30:40 <Mekkis> he COULD be more worried about someone forging his watermark and distributing the PDFs on bittorrent
35:48 <Brunius|M-> Tashes, Tashes_
37:13 <Tashes> Bru!
37:39 <Mekkis> two of them!
37:43 <Mekkis> Tashes, come to Conquest!
38:40 <Tashes> bye tashes!
38:47 <Tashes> I can't afford it mekkis!
38:53 <Tashes> i can't afford anything!
38:53 <Tashes> :(
39:42 <Mekkis> :(
50:27 <Steven> I dont worry too much.  I worry the right amount.
10:51 <Mekkis> what's the right amount?
12:43 <Steven> its different for every person.
13:59 <Mekkis> for someone like me?
16:25 <Steven> i dunno... do you feel like you worry too much?
17:09 <Mekkis> no, I feel you worry too much
17:39 <Mekkis> personally, I'm worried that this bowl of ramen I've ordered might not be any good
19:55 <Mekkis> I got a privacy screen for my laptop
20:53 <Tashes> Mekkis is hakuna matata. 
21:00 <Steven> I worry the right amount for what I do.  Remember Mekkis I have resposabilities you dont when it comes to PFS
23:09 <Steven> Any mistake you make is marginalized after slight ridicule from people, any mistake i make has the potential to blow up and become an issue.
23:39 <Steven> I'm lucky in that here you all are pretty easy going...
24:58 <Steven> and dont seek to let you push the rules of whats allowable for pfs, at the shop i have a group of people that every week they want to push against what is and isnt allowed and I get to play the parent
25:38 <Mekkis> Steven, I don't have responsibilities when it comes to PFS?
25:40 <Mekkis> cool!
25:51 <Mekkis> brb, fraudulantly reporting scenarios
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26:23 <Steven> brb, banninig mekkis.
27:17 <Mekkis> so I do have responsibilities then
27:58 <Steven> i never said you didnt, i said i had responsabilities you dont.  Dont try to pull the sensitivity card
30:03 <Mekkis> I'll give the ramen 7/10: would come back again, but would not stop looking for somewhere better
30:26 <Steven> we had a ramen place in moscow that was actually really good
30:26 <Mekkis> Brunius|M-, if I wanted to get to Blackburn from the city, does it matter why station I catch a train from?
30:49 <Steven> but they closed down from lack of business
30:53 <Mekkis> that's a pity
30:58 <Mekkis> there's a great place in Brisbane
31:00 <Steven> indeeeeeed
31:12 <Steven> cause ramen is rediculously good.
31:31 <Mekkis> yeah... and once you make it yourself, you really appreciate the effort required to make it
31:49 <Steven> now the cook from that place works at this red bento place making sushi and he also makes misu soup.... oh god its so good
32:22 <Mekkis> Would you have an issue if I called a megalocerous a stag, Steven?
33:16 <Steven> i dont know what a megalocerous is
33:31 <Mekkis> some form of prehistoric elk
34:17 <Steven> um.... technically yes... a stag is a male deer
34:25 <Mekkis> yeah
34:33 <Mekkis> but there's no "deer" animal companion
34:43 <Mekkis> otherwise I'd have taken it
35:20 <Mekkis> According to Wikipedia:  Some extinct deer had huge antlers, larger than those of any living species. Examples include Eucladoceros, and the giant deer Megaloceros, whose antlers stretched to 3.5 metres across.
35:24 <Steven> but no i dont think it would ever make a difference since to those people who dont know better a stag is pretty much any antlered forest creature
37:17 <bendog> they should have a stag companion
38:07 <Steven> course then again, im thinking American terms.  Dont they call bull elk stags in Asia?
39:42 <MekkisScreen> the reskinning rules change every year or so...
39:54 <Steven> you aren't reskinning.
40:20 <MekkisScreen> either that, pr that noone understandes them
40:34 <Steven> you arent saying oh i want a Cow but im using the megaloceros stats
41:22 <MekkisScreen> I want a stag so I'll use the Roc stats :P
41:35 <Steven> yeah see thats a major reskinning.
41:50 <MekkisScreen> I thought that was just munchkinism
42:06 <Steven> all you are doing is getting a megaloceros and calling it a deer, which is as close to a deer as you can legally get in pfs for an AC
42:20 <Steven> fuck.... i want ramen now
42:36 <Steven> or maybe udon
43:26 <MekkisScreen> o to the butcher
43:41 <MekkisScreen> get 2kg of pork bones
44:02 <MekkisScreen> boil them hard for 18 hrs
44:47 <Steven> brb, goin to red bento
44:52 <Steven> im gonna go get me some udon...
44:58 <MekkisScreen> or that
45:34 <Steven> i guess i wont be buying Animal archive this week
46:46 <Steven> see ya in a  bit!
52:36 <Ulzef>  mekkis didnt survive?
52:58 <Ulzef> book keeping done now i just have to finish packing and make food for the con tomorrow
53:29 <Mekkis> are you playing Bonekeep?
53:52 <Ulzef> yeah with Ryan K running on the last day i think
54:06 <Mekkis> do you think he survived?
54:24 <Ulzef> knowing him nope
54:45 <Mekkis> you know...
54:53 <Mekkis> Ulzef, have you run any season 4s?
55:12 <Ulzef> couple
55:16 <Ulzef> not many
55:22 <Mekkis> why not?
55:47 <Ulzef> cause i only play PFS at cons or on here
56:02 <Mekkis> fair enough
56:08 <Mekkis> what's your opinion about it
56:14 <Ulzef> done 6 so far
56:25 <Mekkis> as in, preparation
56:39 <Mekkis> because I've found that I often can't be arsed prepping a season 4
57:09 <Ulzef> the fact you really have to have a table of 6 kinda sucks
58:02 <Mekkis> well, the scaling back isn't really balanced, true
58:10 <Mekkis> but the prepping is such a bitch
58:37 <Ulzef> brb game
58:54 <Ulzef> well a lol game so a bit
59:05 <Mekkis> oh
59:09 <Mekkis> great news!
59:24 <Mekkis> you know the reach weapon second diagonal debate?
59:50 <Ulzef> nope i always figured it could hit on 2 diagonals
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