// #d&d — 2012-10-31
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00:10:25 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 3rd 10.30am (tier 5-9,Avatar) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
00:10:25 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sun Oct 28 09:12:46 2012
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02:37:17 <Mort-> No synthesists
02:37:17 <Tyii> haha
02:37:43 <Mort-> Seriously. Ride my roc. Don't ride me :p
02:37:49 <Tyii> the group that play in this room on weekends how many are normaly here?
02:38:03 <Mort-> Depends on which scenario
02:38:09 <Mort-> I can't play a lot of scenarios
02:38:17 <Mort-> I've been around too mug
02:38:18 <Mort-> Much
02:38:23 <Tyii> ok y's that?
02:38:26 <Mort-> So you won't see me in game much
02:38:33 <Tyii> ok
02:38:44 <Mort-> You can play each scenario once only
02:38:50 <Tyii> oh i see
02:39:00 <Mort-> I've. Been. Around.
02:39:00 <Tyii> s if u have played them all what then?
02:39:03 <Mort-> Quite some
02:39:06 <Tyii> haha
02:39:13 <Mort-> No pfs for you (
02:39:19 <Mort-> That's my spoken
02:39:21 <Mort-> Problem
02:39:31 <Tyii> ok so u can't delete and make a new guy?
02:41:13 <Mort-> No
02:41:15 <Mort-> You can't
02:41:18 <Tyii> bugger
02:41:28 <Mort-> Your character count counts on what you played
02:41:33 <Mort-> That's why dying sucks
02:41:39 <Mort-> You can't replay scenarios
02:41:55 <Tyii> hmm i might try a cleric
02:42:16 <Mort-> Yay!
02:42:27 <Mort-> We don't have clerics much!
02:43:09 <Tyii> ok i'm off i'll be on later tonight if ur still here i'll do some reseach on clrs and see what i come up with
02:45:15 <Mort-> K
02:49:29 <Avatar> :o)
03:20:33 <Mekkis> Die, bot
03:21:33 <MekkisScreen> !item Holy Avenger
03:21:36 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Error with query
03:30:43 <Mekkis> Die, bot
03:31:01 <MekkisScreen> !item Holy Avenger
03:31:04 <diebot> MekkisScreen, HOLY AVENGER [strong abjuration] CL:18 none 120630gp, 4lb
03:31:04 <diebot> This +2 cold iron longsword becomes a +5 holy cold iron longsword in the hands of a paladin. When wielded by a paladin, this sacred weapon provides spell resistance of 5 + the paladin's class level to the wielder and anyone adjacent to her. It also enables the paladin to use greater dispel magic (once per round as a standard action) at the class
03:31:04 <diebot> level of the paladin. Only the area dispel is possible, not the targeted dispel or counterspell versions of greater dispel magic.
03:31:32 <Brunius> I'm totally gonna dump one of those in the treasure horde
03:31:37 <Brunius> For a non-paladin party
03:31:45 <Brunius> (Non-paladin using?)
03:32:03 <Avatar> only 120Kgp
03:32:34 <Brunius> Wow
03:32:41 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: sure
03:32:46 <Brunius> in PNG they only expect 6 years of schooling
03:32:49 <MekkisScreen> and watch someone AMD it!
03:33:33 <MekkisScreen> !throw 1d20+31 Abuse Magic Device (look, I'm a paladin!)
03:33:33 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Abuse Magic Device (look, I'm a paladin!): [1d20=4] 35
03:36:09 <MekkisScreen> !item Rod of Wonder
03:36:09 <diebot> MekkisScreen, ROD OF WONDER [moderate enchantment] CL:10 none 12000gp, 5lb
03:36:09 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/items/rod_of_wonder.html
03:36:36 <Avatar> how do you get +31
03:36:47 <Avatar> synthesist is banned
03:37:37 <MekkisScreen> 20 cha, 10 ranks +6 skill focus, +3 class skill, +4 magical aptitude, +3 circlet of persuasion
03:39:20 <Avatar> that's a lot of investment
03:39:32 <Avatar> does magical aptitude give +4
03:39:40 <MekkisScreen> !feat magical aptitude
03:39:40 <diebot> MekkisScreen, MAGICAL APTITUDE [] You are skilled at spellcasting and using magic items.
03:39:40 <diebot> Benefit: You get a +2 bonus on all Spellcraft checks and Use Magic Device checks. If you have 10 or more ranks in one of these skills, the bonus increases to +4 for that skill. Source: Core
03:40:22 <Avatar> oh it's a feat
03:40:24 <Avatar> I thought it was a trait
03:41:09 <Avatar> two feats, a circlet, possibly a trait if you don't have UMD as a class skill, 20/7 dump statting
03:41:38 <MekkisScreen> getting a 20 at tenth level does not require starting with 20
03:41:54 <MekkisScreen> start with 16, with a +2 racial and a +2 headband
03:42:05 <Avatar> a headband is another item investment then
03:42:12 <MekkisScreen> or even a +2 racial and +1 at 4th and +1 at 8th
03:42:16 <Avatar> is circlet a headband slot
03:42:26 <MekkisScreen> !item Circlet of Persuasion
03:42:27 <diebot> MekkisScreen, CIRCLET OF PERSUASION [faint transmutation] CL:5 head 4500gp, 0lb
03:42:27 <diebot> This delicately engraved silver headband grants its wearer a +3 competence bonus on Charisma-based checks.
03:42:30 <MekkisScreen> no
03:42:32 <MekkisScreen> head slot
03:43:42 <MekkisScreen> I wouldn't do it unless I found a Holy Avenger in my travels :)
03:44:47 <MekkisScreen> (also: if you're having 20 cha, it should be useful for things otehr than AMD
03:45:43 <Avatar> most fighters dump cha
03:45:46 <MekkisScreen> oh: I added items into diebot
03:45:55 <Avatar> unless you're a paladin, which kind of defeats the purpose of the whole thing
03:46:05 <MekkisScreen> sorcerer?
03:46:07 <MekkisScreen> summoner?
03:46:15 <Avatar> using a sword?
03:46:34 <MekkisScreen> if you gave Itzamna a Holy Avenger, he would use it
03:46:54 <Avatar> for the SR
03:46:55 <Avatar> ?
03:46:59 <MekkisScreen> yeah
03:47:10 <MekkisScreen> and the 1/round dispel
03:47:43 <MekkisScreen> not worth buying the holy avenger for that, but if he found one...
03:48:28 <MekkisScreen> I should add search functionality into diebot
03:49:02 <MekkisScreen> as in "Find head slot items cheaper than 2000gp"
03:49:26 <MekkisScreen> SELECT * FROM PFSPELL WHERE BROKEN = true;
03:49:50 <Steven> do whatcha gotta do mekkis
03:50:04 <MekkisScreen> !reincarnate wonder
03:50:05 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Roll: 96: Wielder (50% chance) or target (50% chance) turns permanently blue green or purple (no save).
03:50:10 <MekkisScreen> :o
03:50:23 <MekkisScreen> why do I never roll that ingame ;(
03:52:21 <Ballig> !rand you target
03:52:21 <dicebot> Ballig, random: you
03:52:28 <Ballig> !rand blue green purple
03:52:29 <dicebot> Ballig, random: purple
04:05:22 <Brunius> !reincarnate wonder
04:05:23 <diebot> Brunius, Roll: 51: Enlarge person on target if within 60 ft. of rod (Fortitude DC 13 negates).
04:08:55 <Brunius> Fun fact: Papua New Guinea is closer to the Australian mainland than Tasmania
04:11:13 <Ballig> well you'd hope so, they're on opposite sides of the mainland
04:11:58 <Brunius> You would
04:12:24 <Brunius> I shall remember to less ambigously phrase that in the future, Ballig.
04:12:56 <Ballig> :)
04:13:52 * Mort- polymorphs into a mur statue sitting at the fountain side
04:14:02 * Brunius casts stone to flesh
04:14:41 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 will save i don't want to unstone!
04:14:42 <diebot> Mort-, will save i don't want to unstone!: [1d20=13] 16
04:27:13 <Brunius> How do you guys pull images out of pdfs?
05:00:51 <Steven> magic...
05:00:59 <Steven> and programs
05:04:31 <Mekkis> Brunius, I use pdfimages
05:05:41 <Mekkis> http://www.foolabs.com/xpdf/download.html
05:06:03 <Mekkis> it comes on All Good Linux Distros
05:06:15 <Mekkis> (and you can download windows binaries if you suck)
05:25:49 <Steven> night guys!
05:29:22 <Avatar> use umm
05:29:31 <Avatar> Some PDF Image Extract
05:29:36 <Avatar> you can't go wrong
05:29:44 <Avatar> I don't know about linux support
05:29:59 <spider21b> hey guys
05:30:05 <Avatar> hey spider
05:30:23 <Brunius> Only extracts 5 pages, Avatar
05:30:36 <spider21b> my character bluderbuss is looking for a teacher to get him to understand his new powers of a Sorcerer any of you have an arcane caster?
05:30:47 <Avatar> it extracts the whole book
05:30:56 <Avatar> have you got pages 1 to 5 on the right hand side
05:31:12 <Brunius> Nope
05:31:19 <Avatar> what's your begin page and end page
05:31:25 <Brunius> 1 10000
05:31:36 <Avatar> v1.5?
05:32:43 <spider21b> whatcha guys doing?
05:33:05 <Avatar> I'm eating a salad
05:33:17 <Avatar> hey spider what is your opinion of people talking into the mic on skype during a game
05:33:25 <Avatar> not talking, eating
05:33:41 <Brunius> Where would I check version
05:33:54 <Avatar> title bar
05:34:01 <spider21b> eating i mean if your fraking hunger is ok, just have the volume low
05:34:07 <spider21b> hungery
05:34:18 <Avatar> mute the mic, right
05:34:20 <Brunius> There's nothing in the title bar
05:34:21 <Avatar> courtesy
05:34:31 <Brunius> Yeah mute the mic
05:34:36 <Avatar> http://www.somepdf.com/some-pdf-image-extract.html is this the one you're using
05:34:51 <Brunius> No, it's the other Some PDF Image extract
05:35:12 <Avatar> bizarrely, mine is marked 1.5 but that website, that I got to from "Check for new updates", has 1.0
05:35:55 <Avatar> it's called free
05:36:01 <Avatar> doesn't look like it needs a crack or anything
05:37:10 <spider21b> so does anyone want to in character do somthing?
05:38:03 <Steven> puffy cheetos just arent as good as crunchy imo
05:39:16 <Mekkis> Brunius, what are you trying to do?
05:39:27 <Brunius> Pull a graph out of a pdf
05:39:36 <Brunius> I ended up snapshotting it in foxit and pasting that in paint
05:39:43 <Mekkis> doesn't pdfimages work?
05:40:00 <Brunius> I didn't feel like restarting
05:40:12 <Mekkis> you can get it for windows
05:40:13 <Avatar> send me the pdf brunius
05:42:17 <Mekkis> give a man a fish...
05:42:19 <Avatar> incomplete, 1k sent
05:42:23 <Mekkis> s/sh/re/
05:42:35 <Avatar> yeah something's gone wrong mekkis
05:42:38 <Avatar> trying to work out what
05:44:54 <Avatar> the v2.0 on the site is actually v1.5
05:46:52 <Mekkis> !item caster''s shield
05:46:52 <diebot> Mekkis, CASTER'S SHIELD [moderate abjuration] CL:6 shield 3153gp, 5lb
05:46:52 <diebot> This +1 light wooden shield has a leather strip on the back on which a spellcaster can scribe a single spell as on a scroll. A spell so scribed requires half the normal cost in raw materials. The strip cannot accommodate spells of higher than 3rd level. The strip is reusable. A random caster's shield has a 50% chance of having a single medium
05:46:52 <diebot> scroll spell on it. The spell is divine (01-80 on d%) or arcane (81-100). A caster's shield has a 5% arcane spell failure chance. The price of the shield is modified by the value of the scroll spell if one is currently scribed.
05:52:14 <Avatar> !item smoked goggles
05:52:32 <Avatar> where's that one!
05:52:46 <Mekkis> is that the actual name?
05:53:54 <Mekkis> are they magical?
05:54:34 <Mekkis> ah
05:54:38 <Avatar> not magical
05:54:39 <Mekkis> nonmagical
05:54:47 <Avatar> not magical is just as important
05:54:57 <Avatar> if not more important !
05:55:19 <Mekkis> I'll disagree with those statements, but I'll still look at putting them in
05:57:19 <Avatar> go out without rope and tell me how you do
05:57:39 <Mekkis> ah
05:58:10 <Mekkis> but is the ability to quickly look up the rules about rope more important than knowing what a Caster's shield is, when someone brings on to your table?
05:59:41 <Avatar> it is if you don't know what rope does
06:00:19 <Mekkis> I believe the description for rope in the core rulebook doesn't say what it does
06:00:28 <Avatar> smoked goggles says what it does
06:00:52 <Mekkis> Rope, Hemp: This rope has 2 hit points and can be burst with a DC 23 Strength check.
06:00:52 <Mekkis> Rope, Silk: This rope has 4 hit points and can be burst with a DC 24 Strength check.
06:02:32 <Mekkis> more to the point, it's a lot harder to scrape the PRD for equipment definitions than it is for magic item definitions :S
06:27:31 <Tyii> hey guys
06:28:14 <Mort-> Hello
06:28:20 <Avatar> hi tyii
06:29:34 <Mekkis> moin
06:42:24 <Mekkis> is Ballig around?
06:54:44 <Mekkis> !recentsheets
06:54:46 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 21 00:08 443 Sargon
06:54:46 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 21 00:07 431 Gustav
06:54:46 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 21 00:07 379 Sparky
06:54:46 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 20 00:07 333 Bairaq
06:54:46 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 14 00:08 447 Butaro
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10:24:27 <fued> hey guys i got a question
10:24:55 <fued> when creating a character, do you usually create the character, then build a backstory of sorts around it, or do u do the opposite, think up a character you want to play, and build it around that story
10:25:01 <MekkisScreen> do you play "Blunderbuss"?
10:25:09 <fued> nope im korum
10:25:21 <MekkisScreen> fued: I have a question
10:25:31 <MekkisScreen> does your keyboard have a broken shift key?
10:25:44 <mortswishytail> You're supposed to think of what you picture your character to be
10:25:48 <mortswishytail> And work towards it
10:26:14 <fued> the keyboard in this computers crap, shifts not a natural button to push lol
10:26:27 <Hydrazine> I usually think of what I want the character to DO, and then think up how they got to be like that.
10:26:30 <MekkisScreen> what about apostrophe?
10:26:41 <mortswishytail> Don't
10:26:43 <mortswishytail> Like that
10:26:54 <mortswishytail> That's what I mean
10:27:10 <mortswishytail> Actually i work out what i want to do
10:27:15 <mortswishytail> Then write out fluff
10:27:21 <MekkisScreen> I usually come up with a concept, and find the mechanics that suit it. As my chracter increases in levels, I try to consider what he's been through and judge how he'd react
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10:28:30 <fued> Alright thanks everyone
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10:28:46 <MekkisScreen> congratulations! you used your shift key!
10:28:48 <MekkisScreen> keep it up
10:29:07 <Mort-> And mekkis. I took that person to task
10:29:17 <Hydrazine> Mekkis finds an amusing way to discuss your grammar.
10:29:20 <Mort-> So you aren't appearing are you?
10:29:28 <Mort-> My grammar?
10:32:13 <fued> I don't know if its grammar
10:32:47 <Hydrazine> What else would it be?
10:33:29 <fued> As you still understand the sentence without ambiguity, its more the Orthographic layout of the sentence.
10:34:04 <fued> if I was talk like this than grammar be bad
10:34:18 <Hydrazine> My 8 year old sister understands when I tell her shes got to capitalize the beginnings of her sentences, and proper nouns, and she has no idea what 'orthographic layout of the sentence' is.
10:35:38 <fued> It depends, I have no issues with people using "short-layout" for informal audiences. So long as they can do it accurately when needed.
10:35:48 <Mort-> Uh what orthographic stuff
10:35:58 <Mort-> Just speak proper English ffs
10:36:12 <Hydrazine> This is my normal method of typing because I learned in an environment that was very harsh on the internet slang of the time.
10:36:59 <fued> Fair enough, I learned to type quickly on online games, so I don't really worry about it typically.
10:37:09 <Mort-> Do you think my writing style requires improvement.h
10:37:10 <Mort-> ?
10:37:26 <fued> nope I understand it perfectly
10:37:27 <Mort-> I tend to go in short bursts i think. Because i typed on msn
10:37:36 <Mort-> Not when i get excited
10:37:50 <Mort-> You haven't seen me get excited yet. Just ask hydra
10:38:54 <fued> So much candy.. I should really stop eating it all before night time lol
10:39:29 <Mort-> Fued. Most people think I'm on a perpetual high
10:39:31 <Hydrazine> Later kids! To the airport for me.
10:39:37 <Mort-> Where you going
10:39:39 <fued> Have a good trip
10:39:40 <Mort-> Fetch who?
10:39:43 <Mort-> or vacation?
10:39:49 <Mort-> Have a nice vacation hydra
10:40:01 <Mort-> Pics or it didn't happen!
10:40:40 <fued> anyone know any other good places to play pathfinder online?
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10:45:12 <Steven> sup sup sup sup suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
10:45:45 <fued> Apart from arguing about grammar, I am currently asking people if they know anywhere else to find games of pathfinder online lol
10:47:11 <Steven> google groups
10:47:18 <Steven> next question!
10:48:08 <fued> I did ask another question earlier, but that ones already been answered satisfactorily, otherwise I am all out for now.
10:48:42 <Steven> im making chicken portabella
10:49:04 <fued> im eating all of the halloween candies my girlfriend bought for neighbours kids
10:50:02 <Steven> lol awesome
10:56:30 <MekkisScreen> fued: Perhaps. Keep in mind that not typing your sentences properly might not only communicate what you intended to say, but might also communicate that you're an idiot.
10:57:08 <fued> Depends if you worry what others think or not haha
10:57:19 <Steven> mekkis often runs into that problem with looking like an ass.
10:58:14 <MekkisScreen> fued: if you're asking questions then either you're trolling, or you do care about the answer.
10:58:53 <MekkisScreen> If you care about the answer, then you do care what others think, because you're asking them.
11:01:11 <fued> Hmm true, although I assumed that most people would not completely judge me on a slight lack of capitalisation/punctuation on a fairly informal IRC channel.
11:01:28 <MekkisScreen> not completely, no
11:02:04 <fued> I can see your point, and I will probably keep it in mind the more I post on various forums, I do have a company to run so I need to get in practice for that sort of thing haha
11:02:44 <fued> Woo, thanks Steven, I am now signed up for 6 games over the next 2 weeks lol
11:04:44 <Steven> grats
11:06:54 <fued> oh cool, one starts in 30mins haha
11:07:04 <fued> Better cook up a pie.
11:07:18 <Steven> good luck with the game
11:08:54 <fued> korum is now an oracle similar to honey lol
11:09:05 <fued> i want to have 1 level in oracle before going to bard haha
11:09:48 <Steven> ok
11:10:22 <fued> any suggestions on what oracles should be doing at level 1?
11:10:57 <Steven> whatever you designed them for
11:18:29 <MekkisScreen> hitting things with longspears
11:18:34 <MekkisScreen> :S
11:18:47 <MekkisScreen> sacrificing people to their dark gods
11:18:56 <MekkisScreen> and blessing people with their light gods
11:18:57 <MekkisScreen> ummm
11:19:20 <MekkisScreen> coup de gracing fellow party members in their sleep
11:28:19 <fued> was i supposed to recieve a "session" for that game we played on pazio?
11:33:49 <MekkisScreen> 1probably
11:33:59 <MekkisScreen> sometimes it takes a few months for the GM to report it
11:34:24 <MekkisScreen> don't pester the GM too much about it. My former VC has been known to take several months
11:34:50 <fued> ah damn, how are we supposed to work out rewards before we play again?
11:36:00 <Steven> yeah its a pain, im still waiting for my sheets for first steps from kapow
11:37:27 <fued> so you should only play once every few months? lol
11:39:24 <MekkisScreen> fued: you should have the chronicle sheets
11:39:32 <MekkisScreen> the GM will send them to you
11:39:51 <fued> so i SHOULD chase him up about that? lol
11:39:52 <Steven> mekkis, what fued is saying is the chronical sheets have been slow commingh
11:44:25 <MekkisScreen> oh
11:44:32 <MekkisScreen> chase the GM about the chronicle sheets
11:44:35 <MekkisScreen> not about the reporting
12:15:46 <Hydrazine> So a sentence that contains only the word buffalo, any number of times, is grammatically correct english.
12:15:50 <Hydrazine> Well ain't that some shit.
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12:42:34 <MekkisScreen> what does "Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo." actually /mean/?
12:58:07 <Mort-> Hi sushi
12:58:15 <Mort-> I'm kinda busy afkish
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13:12:10 <MincedSushi> Buffalo(the animal in plural) buffalo(an action to fight with their heads) buffalo(the city) buffalo( the animal from the city)
13:30:56 <Hydrazine> Theres probably atleast one other valid meaning for a Buffalo x 4 sentence.
13:32:04 <MekkisScreen> Hydrazine: but wouldn't the verb need to be something like "Buffalos"?
13:33:00 <Hydrazine> Considering that buffalo is both the singular and plural noun, I don't think so.
13:33:26 <Hydrazine> Also the verb buffalo means 'to bully'.
13:34:37 <Hydrazine> This matters because "The boy eats pie." and "The boys eat pie." are correct, yes? The number of the subject is what affects the verb ending.
13:43:29 * Mort- wants to eat buffalo
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13:51:39 <Steven> mort....
13:51:44 <Steven> i come with sad news
13:51:54 <Steven> are you ready?
13:51:58 <Steven> today while unloading wood
13:52:19 <Steven> at some guy house, who purchased a half cord
13:52:49 <Steven> i missed a squirrel with a poorly aimed throw.
13:54:32 <fued> oh no
13:55:40 <Steven> yeah... i was angry at it...
13:56:07 <Steven> it pooped up above me and got on my shirt
13:59:20 <Hydrazine> I haven't slept for ten days.
13:59:24 <Hydrazine> Because that would be toooooo long.
13:59:49 <Steven> what you talkin boooooooooooot hydra
14:00:17 <fued> ive slept around 15 of the last 24 hours
14:01:14 <Steven> i slept about 7
14:01:17 <Steven> was decent sleep
14:01:27 <Steven> and excellent dreams...
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14:42:55 <Mort-> If you havent slept for 10 days hydra how are you still standing
14:44:15 <Hydrazine> ITs an example of a paraprodokian sentence.
14:45:17 <Mort-> And I'm glad you missed the squirrel :)
14:45:27 <Mort-> Steven.
14:45:51 * Mort- hopes Steven will miss all the squirrels he tries to kill or maim
14:46:23 <Hydrazine> You misunderstand it, Mort.
14:46:29 <Steven> i was throwing a chunk of cedar... if i had my shotgun or my rifle, it would be a dead ass squirrel
14:46:44 <Hydrazine> I have never slept for 10 days straight, I could not sleep that long.
14:47:16 <Mort-> Oh
14:47:39 <Mort-> So more appropiately
14:47:48 <Mort-> Should be i haven't slept in 10 days
14:47:56 <Hydrazine> No.
14:48:04 <Hydrazine> Because that would imply 10 days without sleeping.
14:48:19 <Mort-> I hope you miss all the squrriels you aim at
14:48:27 <Mort-> No matter what weapon you use
14:50:24 * Mort- tries to bestow a curse(may he miss all squrriels he aims at)
14:50:39 <Steven> not gonna miss...
14:50:51 <Steven> im a good shot.
14:51:00 <Hydrazine> What're you, some kinda marksman?
14:51:05 <Mort-> Dude what did those 4 legged rodents do to you
14:51:16 <Mort-> Apparently he thinks he has 17 dex.
14:51:17 <Hydrazine> Tried to poop on him!
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14:51:29 <Mort-> Stoopid gun slingers.
14:51:37 <Mort-> So birds poop on me.
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14:51:43 <Steven> a shotgun vs a squirrel at 50yrds
14:51:45 <Mort-> Do i shoot them out of trees?
14:51:47 <Mort-> No
14:51:50 <Steven> you dont have to aim all that well
14:51:56 <Mort-> They are just being their nature
14:52:01 * Mort- growls
14:52:22 <Mort-> I hope lots of birds poop on you as well
14:53:59 <Steven> after what they saw me do to the squirrels they know their place
14:56:25 * Mort- tail slaps Steven
14:57:12 <Steven> mort.... if i can kill squirrels, probably one of natures cutest rodents... imagine what i will do to a lemur...
14:57:29 <Steven> best not be runnin round smackin people with your hair.
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14:59:44 <Steven> something to do.... something to do....
15:01:50 <Steven> i need to find something to do.
15:03:56 <Mort-> What?
15:04:18 <Mort-> I'm just standing up for poor rodents who can't defend themselves against you
15:04:25 * Mort- rawrs.
15:04:34 <Mort-> Because its the right thing to do
15:05:05 * Steven shoots a squirrel...
15:05:26 * Mort- pounces on Steven to sunder his gun
15:06:17 * Steven cuts off morts pony tail.
15:06:52 * Mort- continues to wreck the gun
15:07:49 * Steven pulls out another shotgun while morts distracted trying to tear apart a gun made out of iron and wood with her bare hands...
15:07:57 * Steven murders another squirrel
15:08:49 * Mort- throws the gun she is holding into the pond
15:09:06 * Mort- makes a grab for Stevens gun
15:09:12 * Steven lets it go.
15:09:25 * Steven pulls out another shot gun and shoots more squirrels.
15:10:25 * Mort- clubs Steven on the back of his head with the grabbed gun
15:10:47 * Steven is immune to clubbing by people who think they have tails.
15:10:58 <Mort-> Its a weapon
15:11:19 <Steven> i have DR on top of that
15:11:20 <Mort-> So why can't i hit you with it as an improvised blugeoning weapon
15:11:41 <Mort-> Dr?
15:11:53 <Steven> damage reduction
15:12:03 <Steven> its ∞/Reality
15:12:14 <Steven> aka only reality bypasses it.
15:12:20 <Mort-> Oh
15:12:47 <Mort-> But can i grab you and dump you into a pond?
15:13:07 <Steven> sorry im incorporeal
15:13:25 <Steven> i guess technically im ethereal
15:13:34 <Steven> since my presence here is a projection....
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15:14:27 <Steven> oh mans.... just yawned...
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15:14:42 <Steven> i might be tired enough to go to sleep in around another hour
15:20:51 <Steven> until then, im going to troll some forums.
15:30:19 <Mort-> Oh dear
15:30:23 <Mort-> Was busy
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15:46:47 <fued> Woo another game finished
15:46:50 <fued> closing in on level 2
15:49:30 <Mort-> Which one were you in
15:49:35 <Mort-> What class are you even
15:53:55 <fued> oracle soon to be bard lol
15:57:34 <Mort-> Why the mix
15:57:37 <Mort-> What reason
16:09:34 <Avatar> :o)
16:09:53 <Avatar> oracle bard is a strange mix
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16:12:57 <Mort-> Hi avatar
16:13:10 * Mort- steals avatars cookies
16:13:18 <Avatar> hello mort, I have no cookies
16:13:21 <Avatar> the joke's on you
16:15:43 <MincedSushi> XD
16:24:15 <Mort-> :(
16:24:24 * Mort- sulks
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17:08:16 <Brunius> We should just run a full time bakery
17:08:23 <Brunius> and charge mort- for the cookies we make
17:14:04 <Avatar> brunius that is a genius plan
17:14:22 <Ballig> she would have to get 3 jobs
17:28:41 <Hydrazine> one of them as a big time heroin distributor.
17:29:12 <Brunius> I will start applying for an ABN
17:35:37 <fued> im good at baking cookies
17:35:59 <fued> keeps me from having to clean up the kitchen if i do it once a week usually lol
17:36:58 <Brunius> http://www.radiorivendell.com
17:37:20 <Brunius> I keep going to make brownies, then realising the tray isn't clean, and is under a huge pile of junk
17:37:24 <Brunius> And decided that it's too much work
17:37:28 <Brunius> -d
17:38:01 <fued> yeah i hate not being able to hire someone to do dishes anymore... was the best spend of $50 a week i ever spent when i was working lol
17:39:41 <Mort-> Lol
17:40:10 <Mort-> I would be selling heroin to buy cookies,g
17:40:12 <Mort-> ?
17:40:15 <Mort-> That bad?
17:42:03 <Brunius> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNkD2M_rQlg
17:42:05 <Brunius> Wot
17:45:06 * Mort- waves at brunius
17:45:19 <Brunius> Sup Mort-
17:45:29 <Mort-> Hi hi hi!
17:46:03 * Mort- takes the opportunity to distract bru to search him for cookies
17:46:15 <fued> ugh i have so much candies
17:46:31 <Brunius> eat it all
17:46:36 <fued> i would die
17:46:44 <Brunius> doesn't matter; had candy
17:46:47 <Mort-> Oh yes fued.What were you trying to mix an oracle and a bard for
17:47:08 <fued> to make a character like pops from regular show
17:47:39 <fued> lol nah, theres some nice charisma based bonuses in revelations, also it adds a few more spells to get me through early levels
17:48:39 <Mort-> So eventually you want to be a bard?
17:48:42 <fued> yeah
17:48:48 <fued> only an initial level in oracle
17:48:57 <Mort-> Ah dip
17:49:03 <Mort-> Which curse
17:49:06 <fued> lame
17:49:07 <Mort-> Which revelation
17:49:12 <fued> lore
17:49:27 <Mort-> The one that lets you use cha for ac?
17:49:43 <Mort-> Lame is fine since i don't think ye be front lining
17:49:48 <fued> yeh also gives charisma bonus to knowledge checks... which puts them all pretty high with bardic knowledge
17:50:01 <Mort-> Man that ones nice
17:50:17 <fued> i could have all knoledges over 10 at level 2 i think it was lol
17:50:23 <Mort-> I wish i had a bard but i don't
17:50:26 <Mort-> :p
17:50:31 <Mort-> Or never mind
17:50:41 <fued> its ok, u can team with mine haha
17:51:06 <Mort-> We don't have a channel bard
17:51:30 <Mort-> Eh. I don't even know what i am these days
17:51:52 <Mort-> I have a magus to level
17:52:00 <Mort-> That's a certainty
17:53:25 * Mort- sighs.
17:53:33 <Brunius> Hmm
17:53:36 <Mort-> And i get to spend half my day hiding
17:53:38 <fued> just going to have to play a billion games to play them all
17:53:41 <Brunius> I'm meant to write at most 500 words on this
17:53:48 <Brunius> How many would you think I should write minimum?
17:53:54 <Mort-> Dude I have a grand total of 16 ac
17:54:05 <Mort-> 499 :d
17:54:13 <Brunius> :d
17:55:29 <Mort-> And we are good
17:55:44 <Brunius> 350 it is
17:56:12 <fued> what is it for?
17:56:20 <Brunius> High school economics
17:56:26 <fued> some expect more than 500 even tho they set 500 max
17:56:43 <fued> I usually go within 10% of it either way
17:57:08 <Brunius> I usually aim for 10%, but there's not much I can expand on with this
17:57:26 <fued> reference additional sources to back your claims up?
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20:55:10 <fued> !feat awesome blow
20:59:40 <Mort-> You're not a monster.
20:59:45 <Mort-> its not allowed
20:59:48 <fued> theres a way to get it
20:59:58 <fued> with a monk prc
20:59:58 <Mort-> Gm permission?
21:00:10 <Mort-> 3.5 or pfs
21:00:13 <fued> pfs
21:00:23 <fued> brother of the seal
21:00:24 <Mort-> That i don't know about
21:00:33 <fued> im just wondering
21:00:37 <fued> if you are a zen archer
21:00:42 <Mort-> Which surprises me since I'm supposed to know everything!
21:00:43 <fued> can you apply it on arrows? lol
21:00:57 <Mort-> You can apply your unarmed damage on arrow
21:01:10 <Mort-> But not the damage reduction bypass
21:01:35 <fued> can you apply awesome blow? it does say you can use it in flurry of blows, which zen archer gets with a bow
21:01:54 <Mort-> Which prc gives awesome blow
21:01:59 <fued> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/prestige-classes/other-paizo/a-b/brother-of-the-seal
21:02:01 <Mort-> I think it is a high level ability
21:02:10 <fued> level 4, 8 for flurry tho
21:03:22 <Mort-> Ki Focus Bow (Su)
21:06:09 <fued> doesnt that just allow quivering palm/ki strike?
21:06:12 <Mort-> Doesn't say how you use it but you can't use cmbs at range
21:06:20 <Mort-> Generally
21:08:09 <Mort-> Yes for that weapon focus thing
21:08:17 <Mort-> But pfs generally ends at 12
21:08:42 <fued> i meant if you had a zenarcher4/brother of seal4
21:08:52 <Mort-> I think i would say you need to be within melee range of that creature
21:09:00 <Mort-> Before you do that kind of stuff
21:09:38 <Mort-> Because combat maneuvers cannot be carried out at range except for a few specific instances
21:10:01 <Mort-> If you choose to punch him with your fist by all means sure
21:10:29 <Mort-> Also remember zen archers lose maneuver training
21:10:49 <Mort-> If you want to do it with a bow 100 ft away i say nope
21:12:30 <Mort-> Anyway one of my buddies just helped me work out a build on a flying zen archer.
21:12:32 <Mort-> Her
21:12:34 <Mort-> Hepg
21:12:36 <fued> zen archer is sort of about turning your arrows into your fists tho, so really its like you are punching them
21:12:39 <Mort-> Heh
21:12:42 <Mort-> No
21:12:56 <Mort-> You cannot perform combat maneuvers at range
21:13:41 <Mort-> Only unless you're a fighter(archer archtype) then you take penalties to cmb and you can do it
21:14:07 <Mort-> And only on those archer tricks that you learnt
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21:17:27 <fued> i want to try and aim for an arcane archer for my next character, was wondering if going for those points in zen archer would be worth it over archer(fighter) or ranger
21:17:37 <fued> or even just levels in magus
21:18:56 <Mort-> I also wanted to do arcane archer :p
21:19:20 <Mort-> My friends template can be adjusted for arcane archer though i think
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21:19:48 <Mort-> But not a good idea to mix a zen archer and arcane archer i think
21:20:29 <Mort-> Possibly a mymridach or a bard could possibly work
21:20:47 <Mort-> Heh i lost to that big meow
21:20:58 <Mort-> But i think he really did an awesome job
21:21:02 <fued> big meow?
21:21:10 <Mort-> One of my friends out there
21:21:18 <Mort-> He is a big ginger cat
21:21:28 <Mort-> I'm a small black and white kitten
21:21:41 <Mort-> He knows monkfu better then i know fighterfu
21:22:04 <Mort-> We were like. Challenge. Get an archer who can fly permanently by level 5
21:22:26 <fued> lol sounds fun
21:22:31 <Mort-> Must be able to fit into dungeons. Aka no medium races
21:22:37 <Mort-> We both ended up flying
21:22:48 <Mort-> But he did the archery better then me
21:23:28 <fued> i have no idea how to even get flying lol
21:23:38 <Mort-> Haha.
21:23:47 <Mort-> Its possible. Certainly possible
21:23:56 <fued> without items i assume?
21:24:09 <Mort-> Oh we aren't using items
21:24:11 <Mort-> Just feats :)
21:24:29 <fued> using mounts?
21:24:39 <Mort-> Yep
21:24:45 <Mort-> We both ride flying mounts
21:24:56 <Mort-> That's why small race required
21:25:04 <fued> ah that makes more sense lol
21:25:17 <Mort-> Though i wonder how we can do our handle animal checks if it came to a fight :p
21:25:25 <Mort-> Dc 20 if not combat trained
21:25:41 <fued> LOL u both fly in and fall off mid fight
21:25:42 <Mort-> Heh. But we have several levels to train m8 mount
21:25:43 <Mort-> Our
21:25:49 <Mort-> No we won't fall
21:26:06 <Mort-> From 3 we need to start training
21:26:13 <Mort-> At 5 we ride them
21:26:38 <Mort-> Again this is all theory
21:26:45 <fued> if you allowed strix it could be easy lol
21:26:45 <Mort-> Ok gaming will log off
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