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00:02 <Mekkis> Feather Step Slippers
00:09 <Avatar> and a belt which near-invalidates muleback cords for the same price
00:16 <Avatar> does constant ant haul instead
00:19 <Avatar> far superior option
00:24 <Mekkis> it stacks
00:33 <Mekkis> but the belt slot is too valuable
00:41 <Avatar> you'd never need it to stack
00:43 <Avatar> one or the other
00:49 <Avatar> it's not valuable for an arcane caster
01:03 <Mekkis> dex and con are always valuable
01:28 <Avatar> you wouldn't get a belt of dex and con
01:41 <Mekkis> Mytiazair has a belt of dex
01:54 <Avatar> on a caster, that's cheese
01:56 <Mekkis> Tremor Boots
04:04 <Mekkis> wow
04:28 <Mekkis> I'll get the Shadow Falconer's Glove - or I would if I brought my copy of UE
08:10 <Avatar> yeah that is pretty sweet
11:06 <Avatar> might get enervation and maybe 
11:17 <Avatar> I've got one eye on neutralise poison
11:36 <Avatar> or confusion
12:40 <Avatar> or solid fog
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46:11 <Hydrazine> Hi.
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05:58 <Tashes> g2sleep
08:41 <Hydrazine> I did!
14:14 <Tashes> oh,  okay then. 
14:17 <Tashes> go make breakfast
24:22 <Hydrazine> i will soon.
25:23 <Hydrazine> You know how repetitive a stat sheet gets for barbarians?
31:33 <Tashes> yes.
32:05 <Hydrazine> I think I'm about halfway done with the sheet for ours.
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59:08 <Wrothmonk> I can stack the effects of the rapid reload feat right?
00:03 <Hydrazine> No.
00:13 <Hydrazine> You can take it multiple times for different weapons.
00:21 <Hydrazine> You're making this for FS today right?
01:48 <Wrothmonk> Yeah.
02:06 <Wrothmonk> Also in that case, how am I supposed to reduce the reload action to a free action to use rapid shot?
02:26 <Hydrazine> So what is it normally, a standard for a pistol, right?
02:37 <Wrothmonk> Yup.
02:46 <Wrothmonk> Move action with rapid reload
02:50 <Hydrazine> rapid reload drops it to move.
02:56 <Hydrazine> alchemical carts drops it to free.
03:44 <Wrothmonk> ?
04:03 <Hydrazine> using alchemical cartridges changes the time it takes to reload.
04:13 <Wrothmonk> Ah.
04:28 <Wrothmonk> Forgot that.
04:38 <Hydrazine> Its notably faster than pouring black powder down the barrel and all that.
04:56 <Wrothmonk> Very true.
05:45 <Wrothmonk> So I could start firing off bullets like a maniac at level one, nice.
06:12 <Hydrazine> I'm making a new L1 for this game aswell.
08:16 <Wrothmonk> Well I believe I'm going to enjoy playing a gunslinger.
13:18 <Steven> remember, that alch carts up the misfire chance
14:15 <Hydrazine> Don't roll 1s and 2s!
14:21 <Wrothmonk> Yeah pretty much.
14:27 <Hydrazine> I'm making a barbarian. I hope someone brings some face skills.
14:28 <Wrothmonk> Is it a nat one or with mod?
14:33 <Wrothmonk> nat 1/2
14:57 <Wrothmonk> Well I know it would misfire with a natural 1 :/
21:52 <Brunius> yo yo yo
24:08 <Hydrazine> word up G
24:52 <Hydrazine> On the bright side, Wroth, with quick clear, it only takes you a bit of time to recover and not an exploded gun.
25:30 <Steven> i should probably pull out one of my characters.... i might be able to come play tonight
53:40 <Steven> there we go, core complte
53:43 <Steven> complete
53:51 <Wrothmonk> Wait a second… The deflect arrows feat can deflect bullets?
53:55 <Steven> just bought the beast 3
54:00 <Brunius> Yep
54:35 <Brunius> Does the catch arrows feat allow bullet catching though?
54:42 <Wrothmonk> ok then, its official, pathfinder has matrix style fighting...
55:02 <Wrothmonk> Yes.
55:15 <Steven> !throw 1d19
55:15 <Wrothmonk> Neither effects pellets though.
55:16 <diebot> Steven, 1d19: [1d19=19] 19
55:39 <Steven> alright.... makin a witch
55:41 <Wrothmonk> Deflecting and Snatching Bullets: The Deflect Arrows feat (Core Rulebook 121) and the Snatch Arrows feat (Core Rulebook 134) can be used to deflect bullets, but not pellets
55:41 <Brunius> Later guys, I'm off to Unicon
55:45 <Wrothmonk> Cya.
55:49 <Wrothmonk> wait what?
55:50 <Steven> have fun brun
55:53 <Wrothmonk> your off to unicorn?
56:01 <Wrothmonk> ooooh, unicon.
56:24 <Steven> im goin to paizocon again this next year....
57:58 <Wrothmonk> Can anyone tell me what book the rule about reduced prices on ammunition for gunslingers is in? Cause I don't see it in ultimate combat.
58:10 <Wrothmonk> or any rule about reduced price for ammunition
59:02 <Steven> we(the core group that goes from pullman) decided we are going to get a hotel room instead of staying at melissas parents house again
02:05 <Steven> now the most important part about a witch.... the familiar.
03:02 <Wrothmonk> ah wait found it.
03:27 <Wrothmonk> oh wonderfull...
03:43 <Wrothmonk> It costs half price for alchemical cartridges, not 10%
04:56 <Steven> yup
05:22 <Steven> it costs to be a gunslinger
07:06 <Hydrazine> Checking.
07:33 <Wrothmonk> Crafting Ammunition: You can craft bullets, pellets, and black powder for a cost in raw materials equal to 10% of the price. If you have at least 1 rank in Craft (alchemy), you can craft alchemical cartridges for a cost in raw materials equal to half the price of the cartridge.
07:44 <Hydrazine> Yep.
08:05 <kapow> shooopdawhoooop!
08:12 <Hydrazine> howdy Kapow.
08:12 <Wrothmonk> Hia kapw
08:17 <Wrothmonk> also BLAAAAAAAAARG
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08:37 <mamoulianfh> hello
08:51 <Wrothmonk> Hi.
10:09 <Hydrazine> Hi.
10:46 <Wrothmonk> How many bullets do you think would a gunslinger use up in a single game?
10:56 <Hydrazine> Depends on the scenario.
11:31 <Hydrazine> Hm.
11:42 <Hydrazine> You could take a bit of both kinds of ammo
12:05 <Steven> it depends on how much people are missing
12:14 <Hydrazine> like black powder when you're out of combat, alchs during.
12:19 <Hydrazine> That would save you some.
12:31 <Steven> ive gone through 30+ bullets
12:35 <Hydrazine> load black powder, I mean.
12:46 <Hydrazine> If things go well, you shouldn't get to shoot much.
12:47 <Steven> yeah, first shot you fire should always be black powder
13:24 <Wrothmonk> well I don't anticipate missing much since I got a +6 on my ranged.
13:34 <Steven> you will still miss.
13:42 <Wrothmonk> mmm good point.
13:47 <Hydrazine> Yep.
13:55 <Wrothmonk> I'll grab bullets for now then. 
13:57 <Hydrazine> Besides, you don't know how many baddies you gotta kill.
14:27 <Steven> blur, displacement, different kind of mists
14:45 <Hydrazine> plain old bad rolls.
14:53 <Steven> yeah... those really sucks
14:56 <Hydrazine> didn't you see mek and kapow vs the croc the other day?
15:23 <Hydrazine> mek might as well have been rolling a d8 instead of a d20, it was about that bad.
17:35 <Steven> Half-Elf Bonded Witch.... sounds good right?
17:44 <Hydrazine> Sure why not?
17:49 <Wrothmonk> IDK how to play witch.
18:07 <Wrothmonk> so I have absolutely no clue.
18:14 <Steven> its like a wizard w/ really cool abilities
18:23 <Hydrazine> I got a witch!
18:28 <Hydrazine> Its interesting, witches.
18:49 <Steven> like you misfortune something, whenever they roll to attack they have to roll twice.
18:59 <Hydrazine> Thats what mine does. All day if possible.
19:01 <Steven> and take the worst result
19:05 <Wrothmonk> Quick question, can I just go up to 99 doses of black powder withought it weighting anything?
19:15 <Hydrazine> probably.
19:24 <Wrothmonk> Mmmk just checking.
19:28 <Hydrazine> Similarly you can carry 20000 gold pieces without buying a wagon.
20:09 <Wrothmonk> So pathfinder you apparently have bags of holding automatically?
20:28 <Steven> its just because 'gold' doesnt weigh anything
20:51 <Wrothmonk> oh so bottomless pockets for gold, gotcha.
21:00 <kapow> maybe gold peices are just really small?
21:03 <kapow> ever think of that
21:07 <Wrothmonk> Oh that reminds me, need to buy a backpack.
21:32 <Steven> even if they are really small
21:35 <Steven> like the size of a dime
21:49 <Steven> 20k dimes weighs a lot and takes up a lot of space
21:52 <Hydrazine> It doesn't matter how small the gold pieces are; there isn't any mechanical limitation on how many you can carry.
22:01 <Steven> and dimes dont even weigh close to what a gold dime would weigh
22:25 <Hydrazine> a 5 str gnome can carry half a million gold pieces in pathfinder, figure that shit out.
22:44 <Steven> i always figure i carry around gems/other valuable stuff
23:06 <Wrothmonk> Wow...
23:11 <Hydrazine> I think at some point you have to remember that its a game and the rules are designed to cover stuff without becoming overbearing and taking the fun out of it.
23:26 <Wrothmonk> And that point would be about now.
23:49 <Steven> yeah... its not fallout 1 when you cant find any water
23:59 <Hydrazine> Sure, you can think that once you get past a certain amount of wealth, you carry it in diamonds or dragon testicles or ipods or whatever for small, portable high value objects.
24:26 <Wrothmonk> dragon testicles are valuable?
24:39 <Steven> so valuable you never see them on the open market
24:39 <Wrothmonk> In or out of the sack?
24:41 <Hydrazine> Theres got to be someone in golgarion who'd pay good money for dragon balls.
24:49 <Steven> depends on how fresh they are
24:49 <Wrothmonk> Or should I want to know?
25:04 <Hydrazine> Um. If you're asking for specifics, I made that shit up.
25:04 <Steven> plus.... dragons keep their testicals on the inside of their body....
25:08 <Hydrazine> But uh.. probably?
25:23 <Wrothmonk> Ok you just answered my questions. I did not want to know.
25:26 <Hydrazine> Chances are dragon testicles are worth good money in the right market.
25:42 <Hydrazine> The same way that really old stamps are worth good money in the right market too.
25:45 <Wrothmonk> Human piss would be valuable in the right market.
26:08 <Steven> guy walking across the desert about to die... i bet he would pay me half a sac of gold to drink my piss
26:09 <Wrothmonk> Think about it, carry around all my gold in human piss...
26:11 <Hydrazine> Anything you can find the appropriate obsessed fanatic to buy..
26:25 <Wrothmonk> need to take a leek? +20gp!
26:30 <Hydrazine> I wouldn't think human piss to be worth much. See, you gotta consider rarity.
26:41 <Wrothmonk> Ah, good point
26:43 <Hydrazine> Theres all kinds of places you can get human piss for free.
26:51 <Hydrazine> Dragon nuts?
26:52 <Steven> situational market.
26:56 <Hydrazine> Ever seen dragon nuts on a store shelf?
26:58 <Hydrazine> Exactly.
27:10 <Wrothmonk> I just realized something.
27:12 <Mekkis> Doesn't Tian Xia do "scientific dragonslaying"?
27:26 <Steven> mekkis werent you going to unicon?
27:30 <Wrothmonk> We are talking about killing dragons for their balls, and pissing gold.
27:31 <Mekkis> I am
27:41 <Hydrazine> I read a really odd short story once.
27:45 <Mekkis> starts in 90 minutes
27:48 <Wrothmonk> We are sick people.
28:01 <Hydrazine> Where this guy did some science and altered his biology enough to piss heroin.
28:07 <Hydrazine> Then he went back in time with the plans to get rich.
28:23 <Wrothmonk> isn't heroin a grain of some type?
28:26 <Hydrazine> Only the past he ended up in, didn't outlaw heroin. So it wasn't worth piss.
28:46 <Steven> heroin is a very addicting drug
28:57 <Steven> and very dangerous...
29:08 <Hydrazine> And the origin of alot of modern anesthetics.
29:15 <Mekkis> it also has some medical applications
29:16 <Steven> very true....
29:21 <Wrothmonk> yeah i know that, but in its normal form isn't it some kind of granual mixture?
29:32 <Hydrazine> Powder, I think. But still.
29:36 <Wrothmonk> I mean, pissing that would hurt like hell I'd imagine.
29:49 <Hydrazine> Well theres different forms for all sorts of stuff.
29:55 <Wrothmonk> True.
30:02 <Hydrazine> Chlorine is technically a gas, but you can buy a liquid solution of it.
30:04 <Hydrazine> Salt water.
30:11 <Wrothmonk> He could just piss the ingredients to make it.
30:18 <Mekkis> hydrochloric acid :S
30:26 <Steven> if you put it into water its in a solution, you let the water evaporate and you got heroin again
30:27 <Hydrazine> aqua regia!
30:50 <Wrothmonk> Yup that could work.
31:05 <Hydrazine> Anyway, Ideally Wroth, your gunslinger won't have to use much ammo.
31:13 <Hydrazine> Because me and Tashes are making barbarians.
31:32 <Hydrazine> And it shall be glorious.
31:54 <Steven> and after i built this witch, i think imma just make another cleric
31:58 <Wrothmonk> I notice the Idealy 
32:21 <Hydrazine> Maybe you'll win initiative. And maybe we'll all miss alot.
32:23 * Hydrazine shrugs.
32:55 <Wrothmonk> +5 init
35:35 <Hydrazine> I think the classes that can focus heavily on dex get more overall out of it than other stats.
35:52 <Hydrazine> Its part of why my monk is dex based.
37:50 <Wrothmonk> ok 30 min to game, I'm going to go get something to eat.
37:58 <Hydrazine> no way.
38:02 Avatar gives channel operator status to kapow
38:23 <Hydrazine> i swore it was 7 my time.
38:28 <Hydrazine> is it really half hour till, Kapow?
38:49 <Wrothmonk> agh pfrpg isn't loading so I can't check.
39:09 <Wrothmonk> I'm fairly certain it was 5 pm tonight, tomorrow, and 4 pm sunday
39:26 <Hydrazine> site says an hour and 20 for me.
39:49 <mamoulianfh> Am I correct that it starts in 1 hour and 15 minutes today? I am little bit confused about my timezone currently :/
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40:16 <Wrothmonk> ah yup your right.
40:23 <mamoulianfh> thanks
40:23 <Wrothmonk> 6 pm for me, not 5
40:49 <Wrothmonk> Still hungry anyway so :p
41:02 <Mekkis> Am I correct that the Shifter's Headband requires a spell that doesn't exist to craft it?
41:06 <Mekkis> (UE p254)
41:46 <Avatar> UE p254 has amulets
42:02 <Mekkis> 253
42:14 <Avatar> polymorph self?
42:17 <Mekkis> yeah
42:37 <Avatar> yeah they meant polymorph
42:48 <Mekkis> citation?
43:11 <Avatar> citation is that if you want to polymorph yourself, you cast polymorph
44:38 <Steven> i think im going to make my fetchling.  Cleric time.
45:06 <Mekkis> I think I'm going to get a swarmbane clasp
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48:48 <Mekkis> hmmm
48:54 <Mekkis> give a Staff of Power to an eidolon
49:00 <Wrothmonk> So will we be using devCA or map tools?
49:08 <Mekkis> 200 damage
49:43 <Avatar> wow swarmbane clasp is great
49:54 <Avatar> kapow's game is using CA
50:03 <Wrothmonk> K.
51:32 <Mekkis> can you upgrade a +2 lance into a Staff of the Avenger?
52:25 <Steven> no... you cannot up grade to a named item, nor can you upgrade a named item.
53:07 <Steven> i dont really want to use my fetchling on a cleric....
56:45 <Avatar> how much does it cost to add to a spellbook? 1st level 10gp, 2nd level 40gp, 3rd level 90gp?
57:56 <Hydrazine> from what?
58:11 <Hydrazine> you get new spells free when a caster levels.
59:19 <Hydrazine> if you're duplicating an existing spellbook, its half the cost.
01:39 <Steven> am interpreting this correctly?
02:05 <Hydrazine> am using full sentences?
02:34 <Steven> an aasimar Oracle...
02:49 <Steven> life mystery....
02:53 <Steven> channel revelation
03:15 <Steven> w/ the alternate favored class bonus
03:44 <Steven> Oracle Add +1/2 to the oracle's level for the purpose of determining the effects of one revelation.
03:55 <Avatar> no adding spells to a spellbook from scrolls
03:56 <Steven> Channel (Su): You can channel positive energy like a cleric, using your oracle level as your effective cleric level when determining the amount of damage healed (or caused to undead) and the DC. You can use this ability a number of times per day equal to 1 + your Charisma modifier.
04:14 <Avatar> not talking about the free ones you get when you level, obv
04:35 <Steven> so i could pick the alternate every time and end up channeling at higher level then im supposed to?
04:55 <Hydrazine> Looks like it.
04:56 <Steven> channeling at cleric level 18, when im 12 oracle?
05:10 <Hydrazine> Yes, Avatar. Don't forget the pages it takes up too.
05:11 <Steven> something like this begs to be abused....
06:21 <Avatar> was I right with the prices
06:57 <Hydrazine> Yes.
07:02 <Avatar> I'm actually talking about adding spells to the familiar, so I don't have to worry about page cost, just keeping the thing alive
07:34 <Hydrazine> Thats the good and bad about storing spells in a familiar.
09:02 <Steven> cant decide on a good aasimar name...
09:06 <Steven> for a female...
09:14 <Steven> whatcha guys think about Sugar Tits?
09:35 <Avatar> that character wouldn't play at my table
10:02 <Steven> lol, im looking for imput
10:09 <Steven> im not actually gonna name her sugar tits
10:17 <Hydrazine> Hm.
10:19 <Hydrazine> Honey Tits?
10:37 <Steven> Honey Teets?
10:50 <Steven> or is it spelled teats
10:55 <Steven> i can never remember
10:57 <Hydrazine> teats.
13:42 <Steven> 8/10/14/13/10/20
13:54 <Steven> pure healbot!
14:20 <Hydrazine> Man.
14:24 <Hydrazine> I was considering making a life oracle.
14:46 <Steven> do it...
14:54 <Hydrazine> Eh.
14:58 <Hydrazine> Some other time.
16:57 <Wrothmonk> Are we going to have any healers for the game?
17:06 <Hydrazine> Doesn't look like it.
17:26 <Hydrazine> The solution to the pollution is the dilution of the solution.
17:57 <Wrothmonk> Hrm… Good think I put a rank in the heal skill.
18:11 <Wrothmonk> thing*
19:34 <Avatar> what classes do you have
19:35 <Hydrazine> See, there it is again, Avatar.
19:52 <Avatar> I've got no faith in healing via heal
19:53 <Hydrazine> The weapon description for light weapons specifically says that they can be used while grappling.
20:11 <Steven> im making a life oracle
20:12 <Hydrazine> one handed weapons doesn't. yet the grappling rules say you can use both.
20:28 <Avatar> weird
20:29 <Hydrazine> and swallow whole, which gives the grapple condition, specifies only light weapons.
20:29 <Wrothmonk> oh I doubt I'd bother doing it to restore hp, just stabilize.
20:40 <Avatar> stabilise and leave them there
21:02 <Wrothmonk> Yeah pretty much.
21:20 <Steven> any suggestions on a name? otherwise im callin her honey teats!
21:33 <Wrothmonk> wait you were series about that?
21:43 <Wrothmonk> serious*
21:48 <Wrothmonk> ok race and class please.
22:00 <Hydrazine> Staetyenoh.
22:06 <Avatar> Steven: http://www.rinkworks.com/namegen/
23:14 <Steven> Honey Staetyenoh it is!
23:18 <Wrothmonk> Supacalafragalisticispealidotios.
23:33 <Hydrazine> Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia!
23:42 <Hydrazine> I might've even spelled it right.
23:48 <Wrothmonk> lol.
24:03 <Hydrazine> holy shit I did.
24:46 <Hydrazine> My new level 1 is just about complete.
25:20 <Wrothmonk> Honey Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
25:59 <Steven> so..... heal bot thats cursed w/ a wasting disease... too cliche?
26:09 <Hydrazine> A bit.
26:11 <Hydrazine> Breast cancer.
26:38 <Steven> well.... Wasting or Blackened...
26:53 <Steven> or both???????
28:41 <Steven> !rand wasting blackened both
28:53 <Hydrazine> i think its rnd
29:02 <Steven> !rnd wasting blackened both
29:13 <Hydrazine> hm.
29:18 <Hydrazine> !rng rock paper scissors
29:18 <diebot> Hydrazine, scissors
29:20 <Hydrazine> rng.
29:21 <Hydrazine> sorry
29:29 <Steven> !rng wasting blackened both
29:29 <diebot> Steven, blackened
29:36 <Wrothmonk> wow, looks like its going to be a big table tonight if everyone shows up.
29:44 <Hydrazine> Tashes wants to come too.
29:49 <Hydrazine> I have to wake her up though.
29:52 <Hydrazine> She doesn't do mornings.
30:05 <Steven> me either, but i managed to wake up at 5am....
30:12 <Steven> my grandma was like wtf steve....
30:26 <Steven> and then didnt give me any tasks to complete
32:10 <Wrothmonk> Looks like the only person not connected is Zaleary unless he/she has a different nick
35:29 <kapow> whats everyone babbling about
35:35 <Avatar> how ugly you are
35:39 <kapow> i have the super @ powers already!
35:43 <Wrothmonk> Just babbling about.
35:45 * kapow cackles madly with power
35:57 * Wrothmonk shoots kapok with power sapper
36:09 <Wrothmonk> kapow* CURSE YOU MAC AUTOCORRECT
36:12 <kapow> there was 1 guy on google groups looking to join in but he hasn't added me on skype yet so don't know if he still is
36:18 <kapow> hahhahha
36:25 <kapow> my phone does kapok to me all the time
36:28 <kapow> it's a pain in the ass
36:37 <kapow> the auto caps is also really annoying
36:39 <Avatar> what kind of phone
36:41 <kapow> it's kapow not Kapow
36:45 <kapow> Kapow just looks stupid
36:51 <kapow> iphone XP duh
36:56 <Avatar> oh I was gonna say
36:59 <Avatar> if it was android you could fix allt hat
37:05 <Steven> lookin up traits right now....
37:14 <Wrothmonk> Oh the things I could tell you about iPhone autocorrect...
37:19 <Wrothmonk> I have a few songs actually...
37:36 <Wrothmonk> Instead I shall link you a polltical joke.
37:37 <Hydrazine> Howdy kapow.
37:42 <Wrothmonk> http://www.collegehumor.com/video/6830834/mitt-romney-style-gangnam-style-parody
38:15 <kapow> howdy hydra
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39:50 <Hydrazine> I'm gonna barbarian all over this game, kapow.
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40:56 <Avatar> I'm out, have fun today gentlemen
41:07 <Avatar> try not to die bahaha
41:40 <Steven> have fun avatar
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45:01 <Wrothmonk> durp… Ghost chat.
46:24 <Hydrazine> Durp durp
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46:34 <Steven> traits picked
46:55 <Graky> yo
47:17 <Steven> yo
48:02 <Hydrazine> yo
48:15 <Steven> alright.... faction....
48:20 <Hydrazine> Hey Graky, you rolled up a level 1 with some face skills I hope?
48:32 <Mort-> Face?
48:35 <Mort-> Do i?
48:36 <Graky> nah i didnt have time just going to use a pregen and roll over the stats
48:44 <Mort-> Lol
48:51 <Steven> i got a life oracle... with 20 cha...
48:52 <Hydrazine> Man.. I think we might have too many.
49:28 <Mort-> Not a face
50:16 <Steven> table sitting at 7 right now
50:23 <Mort-> Lol really?
50:29 <Mort-> I can drop out 
50:35 <Mort-> And get more sleep
50:40 <Hydrazine> You counting Tashes, Steven?
50:48 <Wrothmonk> Ok back.
50:53 <Steven> thats the maximum table size allowed.... and no im only counting those people who accepted on the site
51:39 <Steven> +10 deplomacy at first level
52:16 <Mort-> Im not a face
52:55 <Wrothmonk> brb grabbing a drink
54:47 <Wrothmonk> ok, char sheet out, rulebook out, Skype on, have a drink, I am ready.
55:09 <kapow> so can i get a response of who is playing from the channel?
55:10 <mamoulianfh> same :)
55:18 <Wrothmonk> Me.
55:23 <Graky> yeah
55:23 <mamoulianfh> i would like
55:42 <kapow> and can you plz pm me your pfs #'s start xp if any gold and start prestige if any
55:45 <Steven> me
56:03 <Wrothmonk> faction?
56:06 * Mort- raises paw
56:07 <kapow> mort hydra?
56:19 <kapow> sure faction to if you've picked it already
57:01 * Tashagorath is awake!!
57:45 <Mort-> Yay tashes
57:47 <Wrothmonk> how do you register nick again?
57:47 <Tashagorath> Worth me getting out of bed Kapow?
57:54 <Mort-> Yes
57:59 <mamoulianfh> got the PM from me? last time I had trouble PMing you :/
58:07 <Tashagorath> Hydra said might not be space
58:11 Wrothmonk is now known as z1x2c3
58:14 <Mort-> Ill drop
58:26 <Mort-> I'm not that eager to create a new character
58:27 z1x2c3 is now known as wrothmonk
58:27 <Tashagorath> Nuuu!
58:37 * Tashagorath clings to mort
58:38 <Mort-> Just here for shits 
58:49 <Mort-> And giggles
59:00 <Hydrazine> but we need you!
59:13 <Mort-> How many do we have exact
59:28 <wrothmonk> can't pm, need to register nick
59:38 <kapow> 7 people by the looks
59:46 <kapow> try now
59:51 <Hydrazine> Me, wroth, mort, tashes, graky, steven, mamoulianfh ?
00:01 <mamoulianfh> yup
00:19 <wrothmonk> got it.
00:35 <Tashagorath> Okay. Coffee time
00:59 <kapow> never knew so many people wanted first steps XP
01:03 <mamoulianfh> looks like PMs not working again for me :/
01:15 <Mort-> Everyone can fs
01:27 <Steven> brb gonna grab my headphones
02:20 <Hydrazine> I'm mostly in because I barely ever get to play with Tashes.
02:40 <Mort-> If kapow isn't running for 7 ill drop
02:46 <Mort-> Tis ok
02:59 <Mort-> Morts know what need to be done
03:08 <Tashes> i think i'm still a little drunk
03:20 <Hydrazine> yay booze!
03:20 <kapow> Well I can run a 7 player table the guide says i can run a 7 player table instead of turning someone away
03:41 <kapow> no one here will be upset with a 7 player table?
04:01 <wrothmonk> Nope, I'm kinda used to it.
04:02 <Steven> i will be very upset... nigh inconsolable 
04:03 * Tashes clings to Mort
04:03 <mamoulianfh> not me
04:20 <kapow> or alternatively I can run 2 games consectively 1 now and 1 as soon as that one finishes with a pregen
04:24 <Tashes> Which version of CA?
04:25 <Hydrazine> I am in favor of this.
04:32 <kapow> build 103
04:32 <Mort-> Ca not up yet
04:40 <kapow> ca is up mort :P
04:53 <Mort-> Mine isn't
05:04 <kapow> 220.245.217.184
05:08 <wrothmonk> Updating
05:14 <kapow> miss tash
05:19 <kapow> i require your pfs # plz
05:34 <mamoulianfh> updating as well
05:48 <kapow> start xp if any star gold and start prestige if any plus faction if you've chosen one
05:54 <Hydrazine> I think shes making coffee.
07:00 <wrothmonk> Skype call?
07:47 mamoulianfh is now known as Quarzuket
08:20 <kapow> ok everyone character names plz
08:25 kapow gives voice to wrothmonk
08:28 Steven is now known as Honey
08:30 wrothmonk is now known as Aaron
08:30 kapow gives voice to Hydrazine
08:37 kapow gives voice to Honey
08:40 kapow gives voice to Graky
08:45 <Hydrazine> Whats the full name, Steven?
08:51 kapow gives voice to Mort-
08:53 Graky is now known as Kyra
08:54 kapow gives voice to Quarzuket
09:12 <Hydrazine> Oh, its Kyra! My old friend Kyra!
09:16 <Aaron> Are we not doing Skype or is that after name changes?
09:17 * Kyra giggles
09:37 <Hydrazine> If you think this is funny, wait till you see Tashes.
09:39 Hydrazine is now known as Spork
09:42 Aaron is now known as wrothmonk
09:44 <Mort-> Lol
09:48 <Mort-> Alch?
09:58 wrothmonk is now known as Aaron
10:06 <Mort-> I think we are disfunctional today
10:41 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
11:02 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
11:30 <Spork> "We're Fork and Spork. We're brothers. Mornin'."
11:49 Tashes is now known as Fork
11:54 <Honey> yo
11:55 Honey ([email protected]) has left #d&d
11:55 kapow gives voice to Fork
11:59 Aaron is now known as Aaron1
12:06 kapow gives voice to Mort-
12:12 <Spork> "I'm Fork. Hes Spork. I'm the older one. You can tell cause I'm smarter."
12:24 * Aaron1 twirls gun
12:29 * Fork bonks Spork on the head
12:29 <Mort-> "Hello"
12:32 Aaron1 is now known as Aaron
12:32 <Fork> No you'r enot
12:33 Mort- is now known as Kitaro
12:34 <Fork> i'm older!
12:43 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
12:43 * Spork kicks Fork in the shin.
12:45 <Aaron> "Names Aaron"
12:48 kapow gives voice to Steven
13:01 <Spork> "Wheres yer brother? Wots his name?"
13:15 <kapow> steven i believe i need your skype
13:18 <Kitaro> "Do any of you have shinies?
13:26 <Kyra> im Graky
13:28 <Fork> "Me brother's Spork!"
13:31 <Steven> hydra, can you invite me to convo?
13:39 <Kitaro> "Im not interested in you two. Im interested in shinies!"
13:41 <kapow> 220.245.217.184
13:49 * Kitaro starts sniffing Fork and Spork over for shinies
13:56 <Spork> "I got a shiny sword."
14:09 * Kitaro looks for shiny sword
14:09 <Quarzuket> got the map
14:11 * Aaron peers at Kitaro quizicly
14:13 * Kitaro grabs it
14:18 <Kitaro> "Shiny!"
14:20 * Spork doesn't let go.
14:21 <Kyra> is there a new ca?
14:23 <Kyra> dont see anything
14:30 * Kitaro clears throat..
14:40 <Spork> "Hey Spork, hes tryin' to take yer sword. Want me to punch him for ya?"
14:44 Aaron is now known as Aaron1
14:46 <Kitaro> "Argh..forgot to say please.."
14:50 <Steven> sup sup
14:53 <Kitaro> "Can I have your sword please?"
14:56 <Kyra> whos Rping as a dog
15:00 <Kitaro> "Id like to have a look at it!"
15:03 Aaron1 is now known as Aaron
15:04 <Steven> my grandmas dog
15:09 <Steven> its a fuckin yapper
15:20 <Spork> "Fer wot? S'a sword. I use it to chop things. And beat Fork in the 'ead."
15:24 Steven is now known as Honey
15:33 <Kitaro> "But its shiny!"
15:58 <Honey> my mom always told me not to tell people my last name....
16:03 <Kyra> map works now~
16:06 Aaron is now known as Aaron1
16:17 * Spork crowds into the office with the rest of the army.
16:41 * Kitaro tries to fluff his feathers to get a better view of the Venture captain
16:59 * Spork takes Fork's axe and gives him a sword.
17:06 * Kitaro hugs Spork
17:12 * Fork snatches her sword away from Spork
17:15 * Kitaro plays with the sword looking how shiny it is
17:24 * Fork takes her bandanna off his head, too
17:29 <Kitaro> "Oooh its shiny!"
17:31 <Fork> *his
17:51 <kapow> All right, Pathfinders! Listen up. I know you are new recruits
17:52 <kapow> eager to make names for yourselves in the organization, but first we need to make sure you are up to snuff and won’t get
17:52 <kapow> yourself killed out there. I have a number of small assignments
17:52 <kapow> for you and your team, and it would be best if you could
17:52 <kapow> finish them before the day’s end.
17:52 <kapow> “Every day we get some doe-eyed hopeful or
17:52 <kapow> some sniveling bootlicker willing to do anything
17:52 <kapow> to join up with the Pathfinders. Most of them are
17:52 <kapow> good kids, but not all of them have the salt to
17:52 <kapow> make it in a world like this. It’s rough out there
17:52 <kapow> and I’m not just talking about the ruins, tombs,
17:52 <kapow> and wilderness Pathfinders find themselves
17:52 <kapow> in on missions. We’ve got people who look
17:52 <kapow> down their noses at us, folks who think
17:53 <kapow> we squander our resources, and agents
17:53 <kapow> who want to take everything we have
17:53 <kapow> collected. This wealth of knowledge
17:53 <kapow> and these items of lore make us the
17:53 <kapow> most powerful organization on the
17:53 <kapow> planet. That said, since we are fractured
17:53 <kapow> and widespread, it’s difficult for that power
17:53 <kapow> to light on anything for too long. For every friend of the
17:53 <kapow> Society, there are two enemies.
17:53 <kapow> “Your first mission, to test your mettle and loyalties, sends
17:53 <kapow> you to meet a few people important to the Society living here
17:53 <kapow> in Absalom. These are other venture-captains or close allies of
17:53 <kapow> our organization, so follow their orders as you would mine. I’ve
17:53 <kapow> prepared a list of things I want you to do. They’re not arranged
17:53 <kapow> in any particular order of importance, but I want them all
17:53 <kapow> completed as quickly as possible. Only report to me once you
17:54 <kapow> complete them all. Included in the envelope you hold in your
17:54 <kapow> hands is the list, complete with the name of your contact, and
17:54 <kapow> directions to the meeting location.”
18:01 * Kitaro wanders off to the nearest window..to see how the sunlight plays on the sword
18:05 <Honey> dont worry too much about the list
18:35 * Honey reads the list...
18:46 <Spork> "We ain't leavin' Absolom today, Spork"
18:54 * Kitaro is still finding more angles to play with the shiny sword
18:58 * Aaron1 rips open the envelope and reads
18:58 <Kitaro> more organized..
19:03 <Kitaro> my place is in a mess
19:25 Aaron1 is now known as Aaron
19:44 Aaron is now known as Aaron1
20:04 * Spork looks over Honey's shoulder.
20:08 <Spork> "Yep. Thats paper."
20:33 <Spork> "Hey Fork, they put what we gotta do on paper, so ya don't forget. Ain't that smart?"
20:33 <Honey> "I kindly suggest we head to the curio shop."
20:49 * Kitaro ear tuffs flick up
21:34 <Aaron1> "Don't really mind what were doin' first long as I get to shoot something"
21:36 * Kitaro gives the sword a few experimental swings..hmm..
21:37 * Spork shrugs. "If ya say so."
21:43 <Quarzuket> "I can tag allong as well."
22:04 * Fork snatches his sword from Kitaro and bonks her on the head
22:10 * Kitaro rubs head..
22:11 * Honey chuckles softly.
22:14 <Kitaro> "Ow.."
22:19 <Kitaro> its him btw
22:26 <Kitaro> you land into a bunch of feathers..
22:28 <Fork> "Hey Spork, canyer read?"
22:36 <Spork> "Wot, you can't?"
22:39 <Kitaro> "No shiny.."
22:42 * Kitaro is crestfallen..
22:50 <Spork> "Bloody idjit. S'what ya get fer bein' born second."
22:55 <Fork> "I'm the pretty one, how can i be smar ttoo?"
22:56 <Kitaro> "oh..letter..?
23:09 <Kitaro> "When did we get letter?"
23:18 <Honey> "Sorry sir...  They wont move out.  I already suggested a place to start."
23:21 <Kitaro> "Sword was really shiny you know.."
23:27 <Kitaro> I got the letter
23:31 <Spork> "Anyway, don't need to read. Shes got the paper, looks like she knows what shes doin' with it."
23:31 <Kitaro> just rping
23:38 <Kitaro> that I was busy playing around..
23:56 <Spork> "Hey, I think its yer turn to be Spork."
24:14 * Kitaro puzzles over fork and spork
24:17 * Honey starts motioning people towards the door.
24:26 * Kitaro shakes his feathered head and uses a claw to open the letter
24:29 <Honey> "Come come, move along...."
24:34 <Kitaro> "Uhh..move where?"
24:35 * Quarzuket smiles at Honey.
24:45 <Quarzuket> "Docks"
24:46 * Fork growls at Spork, and gets distracted by Honey
24:47 <Honey> "To the door and down to the docks."
25:01 <Kitaro> "Oh okay. I know the way to the docks..
25:02 * Fork grabs Spork by the collar and drags him out the door
25:06 <Spork> "Oh, right. Me' an Spork'll take the front.
25:16 <Spork> "We're good at bein' in the way. Mostly him."
25:18 <Kitaro> "Tell me if you see shinies, ok?"
25:24 <Quarzuket> "And do you know the way to the door?
25:29 <Spork> "Uh..."
25:30 <Honey> indeed good sir we are!
25:33 <Spork> "Spork does!"
25:44 <Fork> "yer! Spork does!"
25:47 <Kitaro> how do you private
25:47 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception @kapow
25:47 <Kitaro> I forgot
25:56 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 pereception @kapow
25:57 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 perception @kapow
25:59 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 perception @kapow
26:01 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perception @kapow 
26:11 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 @kapow
26:14 * Spork elbows Fork. "I'm Fork now. You Spork."
26:24 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+6 wis @ kapow
26:26 <kapow> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQv16Q0doRY
26:31 <kapow> appropriate here
26:33 <Kitaro> "Fork. where was that shiny sword again?"
26:33 * Fork elbows back
26:44 <Fork> "MYSWORD"
26:48 <Kitaro> "I like shinies!"
26:53 <Kitaro> "Can give me a shiny?"
27:05 <Quarzuket> !throw 1d20+4 perception @kapow 
27:08 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 @kapow
27:11 <Kyra> wis should be perception
27:13 <Kyra> so u have mine
27:19 * Honey notices a loose bandage and rewraps her arms.
27:24 <Spork> "Spork said he'd give you a shiny."
27:31 * Spork points at Fork.
28:02 * Kitaro walks over to Fork
28:08 <Kitaro> "Spork! you said you had shinies!"
28:20 * Spork thinks this is hilarious.
28:31 * Kitaro pokes his long cold beak into fork's shoulder
28:31 <Fork> "I'll show yer my shiny ass...?"
28:36 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+4 per
28:43 <Kitaro> "You have a shiny ass?"
28:46 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+4 per @ kapow
28:48 <Kitaro> "Youre totally awesome!"
28:48 * Quarzuket facepalms.
29:01 * Kitaro looks at Fork's ass to see if its shiny
29:14 * Fork pulls his pants down a couple inches
29:41 * Fork winks at Fork
29:43 <Fork> "i'm in!"
30:00 <Spork> "I think he likes ya."
30:13 <Spork> "I'm the better sibling, ya know."
30:16 * Spork nods at Kitaro.
30:20 <Aaron1> "Quit sniffing each other's buts and lets get a move on."
30:21 * Kitaro is just looking for shiny ass..
30:27 <Kitaro> if ass isnt shiny Ill stop looking..
30:37 * Honey asks people along the way where we can find the Pickled Imp.
30:42 <Spork> "Hey, so wheres this inn we're lookin' for? Oh."
30:53 <Kitaro> "Oh pickled Imp..I know the shopkeeper there!"
31:03 <Kitaro> "He likes me. I help him collect things, he gives me shinies!"
31:06 <Spork> "Look at that thing, Fork! What the 'ell is that?!"
31:16 * Kitaro waves at Guaril
31:22 * Spork elbows Fork and points.
32:05 <Honey> i dunno if i really want to be silver crusade... they are super goody goody...
32:11 <Kitaro> I have someone there
32:18 <Kitaro> I needed to have a goody urge
32:34 * Fork bumps a shelf walking past, and acts surprised when it wobbles
32:55 <Spork> "So, one box fulla goodies, rest of its ours. Right. Ya got that, Spork?"
32:59 <Honey> i think im going to go with Osirion
33:16 <Kitaro> "Okay. Another get things for you again good sir?"
33:19 <Fork> "Me name's Spork. I carry heavy things"
33:24 <Honey> I like the osirion missions.
33:28 <Quarzuket> "How big is the crate? Is it bigger than me?" (Average Gnome)
33:29 <kapow> This creepy shop contains myriad odds and ends, most bereft
33:30 <kapow> of any discernible use. A number of malformed creatures and
33:30 <kapow> creature parts bob in jars on a long, prominent shelf, a tiny
33:30 <kapow> fetal devil centered in this macabre lineup. The shopkeeper,
33:30 <kapow> a greasy-haired Varisian with a thin mustache, shouts from
33:30 <kapow> behind the cluttered counter:
33:30 <kapow> “Ah yes, I see the Pathfinders have arrived. I’m glad Ambrus
33:30 <kapow> was able to lend a few of his new recruits to help me. Please
33:30 <kapow> come in and let me tell you what I need.”
33:30 <kapow> Looking around as if to be absolutely certain no customers
33:30 <kapow> are browsing the aisles of knock-off Thuvian burial urns or
33:31 <kapow> supposed Azlanti porcelain, he begins again.
33:31 <kapow> “Well met. I am Guaril Karela. A friend of mine has a
33:31 <kapow> warehouse near here and he received a parcel on behalf of
33:31 <kapow> me and some of my associates, but there’s a problem. See,
33:31 <kapow> Master Gelbane had to leave town in a hurry and
33:31 <kapow> our shipment is still waiting at his warehouse.
33:31 <kapow> Rumor is he ended up in trouble with the law
33:31 <kapow> and the place was seized. I heard tell from
33:31 <kapow> someone down at the docks that some creep
33:31 <kapow> was snooping around his warehouse just the
33:31 <kapow> other night, so I want to make sure nothing
33:31 <kapow> of mine was taken. He keeps all kinds of things,
33:31 <kapow> from beer to nails, in that old pelican, but every
33:31 <kapow> now and then he stores something really special.
33:31 <kapow> This is one of those cases.
33:31 <kapow> “There’s a big crate marked with three
33:31 <kapow> crows arranged in a triangle. Inside that
33:31 <kapow> crate is a smaller container with a few
33:31 <kapow> books and papers in it. That’s the only parcel
33:31 <kapow> I’m interested in, and as far as I’m concerned,
33:31 <kapow> you can help yourself to the rest of the crate.
33:31 <kapow> Honestly, anything else you want in the place
33:31 <kapow> too. I’m sure the once things get sorted out, the city will
33:31 <kapow> seize most everything else anyway.
33:31 <kapow> “My associates and I often work with the Pathfinders when
33:31 <kapow> it comes to special relics and documents, getting them in
33:31 <kapow> and out of ports and across borders where the authorities
33:31 <kapow> ask too many questions. Most people don’t realize what they
33:31 <kapow> have and frankly many don’t deserve to have it, so sometimes
33:31 <kapow> we help take the goods off their hands. If things work out well
33:31 <kapow> and you get this done, I’d be glad to talk with you more and
33:31 <kapow> help you out with any future endeavors, as long as you help
33:31 <kapow> me out too. I’m good at returning favors, trust me.”
33:40 <Quarzuket> "How big is the crate? Is it bigger than me?" (Average Gnome)
33:52 <Honey> "Very well... Point us in the directiot of the warehouse."
34:11 <Fork> "Errythin's bigger than you, Football head!"
34:20 <Kitaro> "Sir, we can take..the rest of the items right?"
34:33 <Quarzuket> "Pfft, you are just jealous of my size!"
34:35 <Honey> "He already said we could."
34:40 <Spork> "Hey Spork, how far ya reckon' we could throw him?"
34:43 <kapow> "MY parcel wouldn't be, but i'm sure it was shipped with other things for descretional purposes of cause so yes it would probably be bigger than you."
34:44 <Kitaro> "Is there anything we should look out for, or is it just like the rest of those..get items"
34:53 <Spork> "Anyway, so we go get the box, help ourselves to the rest. Sounds easy. Lets get."
34:53 <Fork> "Dunno Fork, go long!"
34:59 * Fork moves to pick up Quarzuket 
35:02 <Honey> "I hope there's something good in there."
35:11 <Kitaro> Honey is wearing bandages?
35:12 <Quarzuket> "Stay away from me!"
35:17 * Kitaro sniffs honey over..
35:23 <Kitaro> "Why do you need bandages?"
35:31 * Spork elbows Fork. "Ya can't do that! Gotta get out in the open to throw a gnome. You'd hit the roof."
35:45 <Honey> "It's Personal."
35:46 <kapow> "The old pelican has fallen into a little bit of disrepair itself so i'd just be careful of her yourself."
35:46 <Kitaro> "Urm..people..I have a way with doors"
35:49 <Spork> "Anyway, we got work. Come on."
35:59 <Kitaro> "That's why I often get things for Guaril"
36:03 * Spork leads the way, dragging Fork along by the ear.
36:04 <Kitaro> "I can get into most places"
36:08 <Fork> "i was GOING to take him outside, ugly. I AM the smart one, remember"
36:11 <Honey> "Thank you Sir.  We shall return shortly with your belongings."
36:12 <Aaron1> "Sounds like theres going to be loot, I'm in."
36:31 <Kitaro> "And Guaril has been trying to..get me to..speak what he calls "Normally""
36:38 * Honey heads out the door.
36:39 <Kitaro> "Personal as in?"
36:42 <Kitaro> "Are you hurt?"
36:44 * Kitaro eyes honey
36:44 <Spork> "Hey, you, with the feathers! Lets move it!"
36:44 * Honey waits outside.
36:45 * Aaron1 follows Honey
36:47 * Fork kicks Spork on the way
36:49 * Quarzuket follows Honey.
36:49 * Kitaro flaps off
37:05 <Kitaro> "Ow..that look like it wolud hurt"
37:18 * Fork takes his axe from Spork, leaving him weaponless
37:29 * Spork slaps Fork in the head and takes his sword.
37:30 <Honey> "Personal, as in I don't want to discuss it."
37:41 * Kitaro mutters under his breath. On a serious mission now. Must not get distracted by shinies
37:49 <Honey> "I hope you understand and let the matter drop."
37:57 <Kitaro> "Oh. But Im curious!"
38:02 <Kitaro> birdman.
38:18 <Kitaro> "Oh he siad it was in a bit of disrepair.."
38:28 <Kitaro> "Usuaully when he says stuff like that he means it and we should be careful"
38:37 <Spork> "Right. That just means he ain't cleaned it in a while."
38:46 <Kitaro> "Dis-Repair."
38:47 <Spork> "Jus' hold yer nose."
38:49 * Honey pets Kitaro on the head like she is tolerating a small child.
38:52 <Fork> "Kinda like Spork!"
38:54 * Fork laughs
39:02 <Kitaro> "Means place..not in very good condition wot?"
39:05 <Spork> "Yer Spork, damn fool! I'm Fork."
39:14 * Kitaro pushes up his chin"
39:21 <Kitaro> "Werent you fork?"
39:25 * Kitaro stares at Spork
39:31 <Kitaro> you guys need to take amplified rage teamwork feat
39:33 <Kitaro> anwyay..
39:34 <Spork> "Wot?"
39:45 <Kitaro> "You said just now you were Fork?"
39:50 * Kitaro scratches her feathered head
40:01 <Kitaro> soprry his
40:02 <Kitaro> I forget
40:03 <Kitaro> argh
40:03 <Spork> "You one o the slow ones or summin?"
40:05 <Kitaro> first time in it
40:13 <Spork> "He dun' get our names, Spork."
40:17 <Kitaro> "Im not slow. I probably move as fast or faster then you"
40:21 * Kitaro paddyclaws..
40:41 <Kyra> purple
40:44 <Honey> PINK
40:48 <Kitaro> light blue K
40:51 <Aaron1> cyan
40:56 <Kitaro> then get me dark Blue K
40:58 <Spork> fork and spork are green.
41:01 <Spork> two different greens
41:05 <Aaron1> Brown then
41:05 <Fork> I'm the pretty one!
41:15 <Quarzuket> White Q then
41:15 <Kitaro> "Werent you spork?"
41:20 * Kitaro stares at fork
41:29 <Spork> "That was yesterday! Now hes Fork."
41:30 * Fork stares back
41:32 <Kitaro> "Spork asked me to get shiny from you"
41:32 <Aaron1> "I'm not bothering to keep up with them."
41:35 <Kitaro> "Oh okay"
41:36 * Fork pulls a face at Kitaro 
41:42 <Kitaro> "I dont know how people can keep changing names though"
41:53 <Fork> "Who's changing names now?"
42:04 <Kitaro> "You were Spork."
42:24 <Kitaro> if you two are orc barbs get amplified rage teamwork feat
42:25 <Kitaro> lol
42:31 <Kitaro> +8 str and cons when raging
42:38 <Kitaro> but both need to be adjacent to each other
42:53 <Kitaro> dark blue K
42:53 * Fork bonks Kitaro on the bum
42:59 <Kitaro> "ow ow ow!"
43:04 <Kitaro> "you hit really hard!"
43:10 * Kitaro squawks
43:12 <Fork> "Pansy"
43:16 * Aaron1 shakes his head
43:23 <Spork> "Thats cause hes the dumb one. I'm the smart one. I hit harder."
43:28 <Kitaro> "if you had hollow bones, you would be more considerate!"
44:28 <kapow> Perched on the end of a long pier fifteen feet
44:28 <kapow> above the water, the warehouse appears to
44:29 <kapow> struggle against its own roof, threatening to
44:29 <kapow> sag into the bay below. No light shines from the
44:29 <kapow> building’s windows and only the movement of
44:29 <kapow> gulls and pelicans stirs the scene.
44:39 <Spork> "This is it? Hey Fork, looks better'n your old place."
44:45 * Aaron1 peers at the wear house supports "Doesn't look very stable."
44:46 * Honey moves forward and tries the door.
44:49 <Quarzuket> "Pelican, yummy"
44:53 * Spork elbows his brother.
45:04 <Fork> "Oh yeah! Hey look, ocean views too! I'll take it!"
45:06 <kapow> The door appears to be locked and doesn't open.
45:08 <Kitaro> "I told you Guaril said dis-repair"
45:11 * Aaron1 follows behind (L10)
45:11 <Kitaro> "Means not in good shape"
45:17 <Kitaro> "I talk to lock?"
45:18 <Honey> "It's locked."
45:19 <Spork> "Door stuck? Lemme see if I can fix it."
45:22 * Kitaro goes to the lock and talk to the lock..
45:30 * Quarzuket follows M8
45:31 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+8 disable device
45:31 <diebot> Kitaro, disable device: [1d20=13] 21
45:32 * Honey backs off.
45:41 * Spork heads over to give it a shouder.
45:44 * Kitaro starts talking in lock language(ie..thieves tools..)
45:50 <Quarzuket> M9 then.
45:58 <Kitaro> "I told you me and locks get along good"
46:02 <Aaron1> "Thats impressive."
46:04 * Kitaro goes back to the back
46:08 <Kitaro> "Thats why Guaril hires me!"
46:10 <Spork> "Huh. I woulda got it open too.. An' maybe the wall.."
46:18 * Fork walks up and pushes the door open
46:19 <Kitaro> "I help him acquire items in my free time!"
46:23 * Honey pats Kitaro on the back gently.
46:25 * Aaron1 chuckles at Spork's comment
46:32 <Kitaro> "He told me to collect everything!"
46:33 * Spork squeezes in before Fork does.
46:41 <Kitaro> "Then hand it over to him, and he gives me shinies!"
46:49 <Honey> i got darkvision... woot woot.
46:49 * Kitaro quorks at honey
46:56 <Spork> "Why don't ya jus' keep the first shinies?"
47:07 <Kitaro> "Because I have collected some weird things for him"
47:11 <kapow> Darkness fills the warehouse, the ambient light from outside
47:12 <kapow> blocked by a filthy, oily film on the structure’s few windows.
47:13 <kapow> Darting illumination comes from light reflecting off the
47:13 <kapow> water through a splintered hole in the floor. Throughout the
47:13 <kapow> warehouse, crates, boxes, and barrels lean against each other
47:13 <kapow> in vaguely sorted stacks. A lingering smell indicates some of
47:13 <kapow> the contents are certainly spoiled.
47:15 <Kyra> i can cast light
47:23 * Spork draws Fork's sword.
47:28 <Kitaro> "And some times the things he asks me to collect dont look very nice"
47:32 * Fork draws Spork's axe
47:34 <Kitaro> "But he gives me shinies for those!"
47:38 <Aaron1> "Anybody got a torch?"
47:43 * Quarzuket looks inside with Darkvision"
47:45 <Spork> "Oh. Good reason then. Ello? Anyone home? We jus' came to collect some boxes.."
47:46 * Spork walks in.
47:47 <Kitaro> "I have a torch, but light would be helpful"
48:00 * Kyra casts light on her holy symbol
48:02 * Fork walks in, darkvisioning all the things
48:06 <Spork> "Boxes! Here boxes!"
48:10 <Kitaro> "Me me me!"
48:12 * Honey walks into the room.
48:13 <Kitaro> "Shinies?"
48:18 * Kitaro pokes Kyra with his beak
48:22 * Fork farts quite loudly
48:23 <Honey> "Hello, is anyone here?
48:32 <Honey> L5 if you please
48:40 <Kitaro> "I dont know if you should annouce like this Spork"
48:52 <Kitaro> "Sometimes when Im collecting things..its best not to let anyone know youre around"
48:59 <Quarzuket> M6 please
49:00 <Kitaro> "People often call their dawgs on me you know"
49:03 <Spork> "I'm Fork. An' why not?"
49:04 <Kitaro> "I dont really understand why"
49:09 <Kyra> k4 in the corner
49:15 <Kitaro> "There might be a bad man, calling his dawg to bite you"
49:24 <Kitaro> "I once had to jump out of a window..to avoid the dawg!"
49:27 <Quarzuket> "dont you dare collect my things!"
49:29 <Fork> "i like dog. Tasty."
49:32 <Spork> "So? What the hell are we here for if they don't send the dogs?"
49:35 <Kitaro> "Youre big. Im not so big"
49:41 <Honey> kyra has light cast on her holy symbol
49:44 <Kyra> ^
49:49 <Kitaro> dimlight okay?
49:50 <Spork> "If they didn't want somethin' smushed, they wouldn't send Fork and Spork."
49:53 * Spork nods.
49:55 <Kitaro> "Oohh shiny!"
49:58 * Fork nods
50:01 <Quarzuket> "So many boxes"
50:08 <Honey> "Rather dingy in here isn't it?"
50:08 <Kitaro> L4..
50:09 <Kitaro> thanks
50:15 <Quarzuket> "SOO BIG"
50:22 <Fork> "'E say we wanted the big one, right Spork?"
50:22 * Spork pushes Fork.
50:29 <Spork> "That way, fatty."
50:30 <Aaron1> "Anyone wan a bet that crate on the two planks is the one we want?"
50:31 * Fork jostles Spork toward it
50:41 <Kitaro> "Plank.."
50:42 <Spork> "Ain't that the way of it?"
50:44 <Quarzuket> "he said with some birds on it"
50:47 <Kitaro> "REminds me of the last time I went roof running"
50:53 <Honey> I will follow Fork/Spork combo
51:02 <Honey> 10 ft behind
51:03 <Kitaro> "I was running on the roof..and there were some holes..
51:07 <Kitaro> "Then the roof fell down"
51:19 * Quarzuket follows Fork.
51:22 <Kyra> ill follow beind some
51:24 <Kyra> +h
51:32 * Honey looks back at the rest of the party.
51:37 <Kitaro> put me near kyra
51:38 <Kyra> lol
51:40 * Aaron1 will move to t9
51:50 <Honey> "Are you not comming?"
52:02 <Kitaro> Q6
52:03 <Kitaro> thx
52:09 * Quarzuket looks around for Big box with marking.
52:27 <Spork> "Hey Spork, I think thats our box."
52:32 <Aaron1> "Knew it was going to be that one."
52:35 <Kitaro> "Kyra can you teach me how to be glowy?"
52:42 <Honey> S8 please
52:50 <Kyra> "It's magic, cant explain it"
52:51 <Spork> "Go get it. Ain't you the older brother?"
53:01 <Kitaro> "Maybe I should go get it?"
53:02 <Aaron1> "So who's the most acrobatic of this bunch?"
53:04 <Kitaro> "Im lighter"
53:12 <Quarzuket> T9 please.
53:13 <Kitaro> wow thats a LOT..
53:14 <Spork> "That box is bout half your size."
53:17 <Kitaro> better then mine
53:37 * Kitaro has a grappling arrow
53:49 <Kitaro> "I have a shortbow, and this little arrow"
53:57 <Kitaro> "Good for roof running!"
54:12 <Quarzuket> V13
54:21 <Honey> knowledge engineering?
54:24 <Kitaro> S10
54:37 * Spork gets out his grappling hook.
54:44 <Honey> no not me, im asking if anyone has it
54:44 * Kitaro shows off grappling arrow
54:49 <Spork> "Hey Fork, you got one o' these right? Can you get the other side?"
54:55 <Kitaro> "I have one too!"
54:58 <Kitaro> sorry no knowledge engineering
55:04 * Fork pulls out her grapple hoo
55:11 <Quarzuket> "I hope you know how to throw it properly, do not want another scar on my forehead."
55:27 <Fork> "THey just make Spork prettier"
55:28 <Spork> "Course I can throw it! I can even throw you! Better than Spork!"
55:41 * Spork grappling hooks the box.
55:46 <Kitaro> "Im good at throwing things!"
55:54 <Spork> !throw 1d20+3 grappling hook
55:56 <diebot> Spork, grappling hook: [1d20=5] 8
56:03 <Fork> !throw 1d20+3 grappling hook
56:03 <diebot> Fork, grappling hook: [1d20=11] 14
56:04 <Quarzuket> "Yeah yeah. Less talk more throw".
56:05 <Spork> "Hey, fatty, you too."
56:09 * Honey sighs at her luck of being put into such a group.
56:34 <Kitaro> "Fork wow you good!"
56:46 <Spork> "Thats Spork! I'm Fork!"
56:54 <Fork> "YEAHHH! Take that, Fork!"
56:57 <Kitaro> "Spork good then!"
57:01 <Fork> "Told you i was the athletic one!"
57:04 * Honey starts rummaging around in the crates next to her.
57:06 <Kitaro> "Fork no use! Cant even hit big box!"
57:07 * Spork grabs the rope too. "Pull on uh.. Its three, right?"
57:09 <Aaron1> "Nice toss utensil guy"
57:19 <Fork> "(thas mah big word for today!)
57:20 * Kitaro cheers Spork
57:26 <Quarzuket> "Are you able to count to three?"
57:36 <Quarzuket> "I dont think so"
57:38 <Fork> "yes. Three! Pyull!"
57:39 <Kitaro> "I dont know..I have lots of feathers to help count"
57:45 * Fork tugs
57:49 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 str assist fork
57:50 <diebot> Spork, str assist fork: [1d20=11] 16
57:52 <Kyra> i gotta afk for 10-15 got a delivery earlier than I expected if someone wants to bot me if there is any combat during that time
57:55 * Kitaro jumps onto Spork to help him Tug
57:58 <Kyra> i assume someone has kyras sheet
57:59 <Kyra> brb
58:01 <Fork> !throw 1d20+5 PULL
58:02 <diebot> Fork, PULL: [1d20=9] 14
58:06 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+2 str aid
58:07 <diebot> Kitaro, str aid: [1d20=4] 6
58:26 * Aaron1 canters over to the crate and opens it
58:27 * Fork cheers Fork
58:28 * Quarzuket wonders if he can fit inside the box"
58:30 <Spork> "See? Easy."
58:32 <Aaron1> or attempts to
58:36 <Kitaro> "Move crate in more!"
58:41 <Kitaro> "Then start search for shinies!"
58:45 * Spork looks at his sword, scratches his head, and takes Fork's axe.
58:50 <Quarzuket> S16 please.
59:03 * Kitaro looks for shinies!
59:03 * Honey finding nothing of interest moves on to the crates at R11
59:08 * Fork takes back his sword, wondering why Spork had it
59:25 * Kitaro examines Fork's sword
59:31 * Aaron1 takes out the bound sheets and reads them
59:40 * Kitaro grabs everything that the party sint grabbing
59:42 <kapow> 10 sets of masterwork thieves’
59:42 <kapow> tools, three flasks of alchemist’s fire, a flask of acid, a dozen
59:42 <kapow> jars of various inks, a footprint book*, adamantine weapon
59:42 <kapow> blanch*, three bags of powder*, a deck of marked cards*,
59:42 <kapow> and two sets of average loaded dice*.
59:47 <Quarzuket> "Are there any boring books inside? I love to read boring books"
00:07 * Kitaro takes the masterwork thieves tools. Oooh good for talking with locks
00:10 * Spork grabs two flasks of alchemist's fire, handing one to Fork.
00:16 * Quarzuket picks one books and starts to read.
00:21 * Kitaro takes the powder
00:26 * Kitaro takes the ink as well
00:38 <Spork> "Hey, what o' this are we 'sposed to give back?"
00:47 * Kitaro takes adamantine weapon blanch and marked cards and the flask of acid
00:48 <Spork> "We ought to just carry the whole thing, right?"
00:58 <Kitaro> "Im not sure if we can carry it all"
01:03 <Kitaro> "Crate looks mighty big"
01:09 * Spork looks at Kitaro sharply.
01:14 * Kitaro takes the jars of ink
01:19 <Spork> "You callin' Fork and Spork weak?"
01:21 <Quarzuket> "I just take the books. I want to make sure it is not to heavy for you."
01:22 * Kitaro cant keep hands off..
01:28 <Kitaro> "Its bigger then me!
01:44 <Kitaro> "I woudlnt call any of you weak.."
01:48 <Kitaro> "you kick my bum so hard"
02:10 <Quarzuket> "ooh"
02:15 <Fork> "Pictures of dragons?! Mine!"
02:16 <Kitaro> Does it feature dragon hoards?
02:20 * Fork snatches it
02:25 * Kitaro pokes beak over
02:26 * Fork tries to find a quiet place
02:30 <Kitaro> "Mine!"
02:40 <Kitaro> "My precioussss!"
02:42 <Fork> "My dragons and i need some.. personal time. Hey Spork!"
02:44 <Kitaro> "Got shinies!"
02:49 * Spork steps on Fork's foot. "What?"
02:54 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
02:54 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=4] 6
02:55 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 perception
02:55 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 Perception
02:56 <diebot> Honey, Perception: [1d20=12] 13
02:57 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 perception
02:59 <diebot> Kitaro, perception: [1d20=18] 23
03:00 <Quarzuket> !throw 1d20+ 4 perception
03:01 <diebot> Quarzuket, 4 perception: [1d20=7] 7
03:08 <Fork> "Check out the scales on that one!"
03:09 <Kitaro> can I roll sleight of hand to nab the book?
03:13 <Kitaro> kapow..
03:23 <Aaron1> !throw 1d20+5 perception
03:24 <diebot> Aaron1, perception: [1d20=20] 25
03:56 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+4 sleight of hands while they are reading it
03:57 <diebot> Kitaro, sleight of hands while they are reading it: [1d20=7] 11
03:59 <Kitaro> uh oh:D
03:59 <Quarzuket> !throw 1d20+ 4 perception @kapow
04:24 <Quarzuket> "What?"
04:25 * Spork smacks Fork
04:29 <Spork> "You hid the book!"
04:32 <Quarzuket> "Where is my book?"
04:43 <Fork> "Wut?"
04:49 * Kitaro takes book..to the side and starts looking at shinies
04:49 <Quarzuket> "ME SMASH! ROAR"
05:20 <Aaron1> "Bad guys comin!"
05:31 * Kitaro perks ear tuff
05:38 <Quarzuket> "Is any mage with us? I'd like a rat stew please"
05:40 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
05:41 <diebot> Spork, initiative: [1d20=7] 9
05:50 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+4 initiative
05:50 <diebot> Kitaro, initiative: [1d20=17] 21
05:54 <Aaron1> !throw 1d20+5 init
05:54 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
05:55 <diebot> Aaron1, init: [1d20=14] 19
05:55 <diebot> Fork, initiative: [1d20=4] 6
05:58 <Honey> !throw 1d20+
05:58 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+: [1d20=8] 8
06:03 <Quarzuket> !throw 1d20+2 init
06:04 <diebot> Quarzuket, init: [1d20=19] 21
06:27 <Kitaro> both of you probably have identical stats
06:29 <Kitaro> lol
06:37 <Kitaro> as I said. amplified rage teamwork feat.
06:38 <Kitaro> do it.
06:41 * Fork takes his axe
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06:54 * Quarzuket readies Falchion.
07:36 <kapow> kitaro the +4 is straight dex?
07:46 <Kitaro> oh shit
07:50 <Kitaro> I should be at a +6
07:54 <Kitaro> reactionary
07:57 <Kitaro> so acutlaly I have 23 init
08:10 <Honey> yup, im the oracle
08:22 <Quarzuket> yup me barbar as well
08:43 <Honey> gnome barbs rock
09:01 <Quarzuket> :)
09:13 <Kitaro> charge 3
09:21 <Kitaro> partial charge
09:34 <Honey> you can charge w/ a standard but you only get to move 30 ft
09:35 <Kitaro> allowed?
09:49 <Kitaro> 3 is 10 ft away
09:57 <Kitaro> 30 ft
09:58 <Kitaro> so?
10:01 <Kitaro> I can charge him right?
10:13 <Honey> hard corners ftw!
10:16 <Kitaro> okay
11:08 <Kitaro> move to P10
11:13 <Kitaro> clear area for peeps to move
11:14 <Kitaro> k end turn
11:35 <Kitaro> will d
11:37 <Kitaro> needed to clear
11:55 <Fork> there goes my mic. Night night mic. YOu need better batteries.
12:08 <kapow> nawwww
12:10 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+6+1
12:13 <dicebot> Aaron1, 1d20+6+1: [1d20=18] 25
12:29 <Aaron1> !roll 1d8+1
12:30 <dicebot> Aaron1, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
12:51 * Kitaro cheers
13:03 <Quarzuket> "Nice shot"
13:08 * Honey hearing this shot she looks up.
13:09 <Kitaro> "So totally wicked sick!"
13:14 <Honey> "Ah, Rats!"
13:23 <kapow> Kitaro's turn
13:26 <Kitaro> P7 and bite attack
13:26 <Aaron1> "Thanks"
13:32 <Kitaro> they have not reacted to my presence so its flatfooted
13:53 <Kitaro> provoke then
13:54 <Kitaro> tehy cant tkae aoos
13:57 <Kitaro> since they havent acted?
13:58 <Kitaro> lol
14:00 <Kitaro> unless combat reflexes
14:11 <Kitaro> tumble
14:19 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+8 acrobatics
14:20 <diebot> Kitaro, acrobatics: [1d20=15] 23
14:28 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+4 bite attack
14:28 <diebot> Kitaro, bite attack: [1d20=10] 14
14:32 <Honey> so..... if they got the drop we are in surprise round? why is she going twice before they go?
14:43 <Kitaro> !throw 1d3+2 damage
14:43 <diebot> Kitaro, damage: [1d3=1] 3
14:46 <Kitaro> !throw 1d6 sneak attack
14:47 <diebot> Kitaro, sneak attack: [1d6=6] 6
14:57 <Kitaro> my init is 23.
15:02 <Kitaro> just fyi..
15:05 <kapow> it was there surprise round to move out into sight
15:31 <Kitaro> beak.
15:36 <Kitaro> be nice:)
15:38 <Kitaro> rat and bird
15:39 <Kitaro> thing.
15:40 <Honey> "Disgusting...."
15:57 <Quarzuket> move to T12
15:57 <Fork> I have both weapons..
16:01 <Fork> cos i took the axe from you
16:02 <Quarzuket> 20 ft speed
16:15 <Fork> ;p
16:26 <Quarzuket> end
16:30 * Fork rescinds taking the axe
16:42 <Kitaro> honeys?
16:43 <Kitaro> turn?
16:46 <Kitaro> did you skip her init?
16:51 <Kyra> im back
16:53 <Kyra> sorry about that
17:13 <Kyra> combat just start?
17:21 <Kyra> kk
17:26 <kapow> yeah kyra
17:43 <kapow> !roll 1d20+1
17:44 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+1: [1d20=20] 21
17:47 <kapow> !roll 1d20+1
17:48 <Kitaro> wow nat 20
17:48 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+1: [1d20=19] 20
17:48 <Kitaro> :D
17:51 <Kitaro> wow
17:52 <Kitaro> confirm
17:53 <Kitaro> :D
18:02 <kapow> !roll 2d4
18:02 <dicebot> kapow, 2d4: [2d4=3,2] 5
18:21 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+3 fort
18:23 <dicebot> Aaron1, fort: [1d20=5] 8
18:33 <Aaron1> 6/11 hp
18:47 <Fork> are you really gonna huuuurt meeee?
19:12 <kapow> !roll 1d20+1
19:13 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+1: [1d20=6] 7
19:14 <Quarzuket> AC 17
19:33 <kapow> !roll 1d20+1
19:33 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+1: [1d20=15] 16
19:36 <Kitaro> 17 ac
19:43 <Kitaro> sowwie no, we believe in studded leather.
20:24 <Fork> and block me off..
20:36 <Spork> RAGE!
20:37 <Fork> rab!
20:38 <Spork> bite!
20:40 <Fork> rah!
20:57 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8 bite; 1d4+3 damage
20:57 <diebot> Spork, bite: [1d20=10] 18; damage: [1d4=2] 5
21:16 <Fork> NO I GAVE IT BACK!
21:18 <Fork> i rescinded takign it
21:18 <Kitaro> rage?
21:22 <Kitaro> only +3?
21:31 <Kitaro> +4 for str..
21:47 <Honey> !throw 1d6 Channel, Excluding all rats.
21:48 <diebot> Honey, Channel, Excluding all rats.: [1d6=4] 4
21:56 <Honey> end turn
22:06 <Aaron1> 10/11
22:33 <Fork> Can i just move? to R9?
23:07 <Fork> hydraaa brain for me
23:11 <Fork> what's my acro check?
23:20 <Fork> xD
23:28 <Fork> :\
23:41 <Kitaro> at least we see tumbling inot the crates
24:04 <Honey> alright goin afk for 10 minutes, grandma says i have to eat at the table
24:13 <Fork> !throw 1d10+2
24:15 <diebot> Fork, 1d10+2: [1d10=7] 9
24:16 <Fork> acro
24:23 <Fork> close enough
24:34 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2
24:35 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18
24:47 <Fork> And the pretty one!
24:57 <Spork> "MY SPOT!"
25:08 <Fork> I have the sword, right?
25:22 <Fork> RAGE!
25:54 <Fork> !throw 1d20+8
25:55 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+8: [1d20=12] 20
25:58 <Fork> 2
26:04 <Fork> woah that's rwong
26:33 <Fork> !throw 2d6+10
26:33 <diebot> Fork, 2d6+10: [2d6=3,4] 17
26:49 <Kyra> t11
26:50 <Kyra> attack 4
26:55 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+4
26:55 <dicebot> Kyra, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
26:58 <Kyra> end turn
27:16 <Kitaro> move to S9
27:17 <Kitaro> and peck
27:18 <Quarzuket> "hey, I don't see at the rat now"
27:24 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+6 with flanking beak it
27:25 <diebot> Kitaro, with flanking beak it: [1d20=11] 17
27:29 <Kitaro> !throw 1d3+2 damage
27:30 <diebot> Kitaro, damage: [1d3=1] 3
27:41 <Kitaro> k end turn
27:44 <Kitaro> shoud have gone the other direction
27:46 <Kyra> bawk bawk
27:58 <Quarzuket> T10
28:00 <Quarzuket> attack
28:11 <Fork> MOAR RATS
28:15 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+3
28:15 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
28:19 <Fork> We shold at least get one each..
28:23 <Kitaro> no rat.
28:24 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+3
28:25 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d6+3: [1d6=6] 9
28:41 <Quarzuket> sorry actually ad6+1 :/
28:48 <Quarzuket> 1d6+1*
29:01 <Kyra> are people hurt?
29:07 * Spork looks around, doesn't see any more rats.
29:09 * Kitaro rushes back to his Preciouss....
29:09 <Spork> end rage.
29:19 * Kitaro walks off with beak in book of dragon.
29:20 <Aaron1> 10/11 hp
29:22 <Quarzuket> "Hey Kyra do you have some fire spells? Can you cook me some stew from the rats?"
29:25 <Spork> "Hey, Fork! Take this axe, gimme the sword!"
29:35 <Kitaro> "Why do you need sword"
29:39 <Kyra> !roll 1d8+1 clw @ aaron
29:42 <Kitaro> "you bite pretty good..for someone who has no beak"
29:45 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 clw @ aaron
29:51 <Kitaro> no space
29:52 <Kitaro> dudes
29:55 <Spork> "Whats that thing thats the uh.. spice of life? It ain't pepper.."
30:00 <Kitaro> "Oh wait. Sword shiny"
30:01 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 clw aaron
30:02 <diebot> Kyra, clw aaron: [1d8=8] 9
30:03 <Kyra> ah
30:03 <Fork> "but... my.. swordaxe!"
30:04 <Kyra> my bad
30:07 <Kitaro> "But shiny is so nice.."
30:13 <Kitaro> "You want to make shiny dirty with ratblood?"
30:14 <Kyra> not that i needed to roll for 1hp
30:16 <Kyra> lol
30:17 * Spork steps on Fork's foot and takes the sword.
30:25 <Quarzuket> "And NOW WHERE IS MY BOOK???!!!"
30:32 <Spork> "Oh. I think Spork has it."
30:35 * Kitaro has the book of dragons on his beaktip
30:46 <Quarzuket> "I WANT THE DRAGON PICTURES!"
30:49 * Kitaro is looking at shinies..inside book
30:52 <Kitaro> "Book likes me
31:16 <Spork> "Okay. so now we carry the big box and go do other stuff?"
31:28 <Kitaro> "Box big. Im not so big."
31:50 <Quarzuket> "Can I jump into the box? Will you carry me? PULIIIIIIZ"
31:56 * Fork picks up the box, puts it on his shoulder
31:57 * Spork shoulders up the box.
31:59 * Kitaro looks at Fork..
32:03 <Kitaro> "Wow. You guys strong"
32:07 <Spork> "Nice o' you to help, Spork."
32:08 <Fork> "only if you wear a skirt, dwarfman"
32:19 <Quarzuket> "I AM NOT A DORF!!!"
32:24 <Spork> "You can hop in whenever he's carryin'."
32:39 <Fork> Pub
32:51 <Fork> Well Fork is going to the pub..
32:55 <Fork> With the box
33:02 <Quarzuket> "I R GNOME"
33:45 <Spork> "NO no. Drop off the work, then pub."
33:45 <Fork> I thought i was finding somewhere private with the dragon book?
33:47 <Fork> ohwell
33:51 <Kitaro> you were
33:53 <Kitaro> but I fliched it
33:54 <Kitaro> lol
33:56 <Fork> you bitch
33:58 <Fork> <3
34:03 <Kitaro> too bad.
34:05 <Kitaro> ROgues always win
34:21 <Spork> "Hey Fork.. I got you some uh.. aftershave."
34:32 <Kitaro> well you know where the book is now
34:32 <Fork> Oh right.
34:34 <Kitaro> right in front of my beak
34:43 <Fork> "Hey how did you//"
34:49 <Kitaro> "Book likes me"
34:56 <Kitaro> (Serenely)
34:56 <Spork> "Magic, Fork. Gotta be magic."
34:57 * Fork shrugs and wanders back down the doc
34:59 <Fork> rofl
35:03 <Spork> "Anyway, we gotta go."
35:04 <Honey> okay im back
35:19 <Fork> Steven named his toon Honey becuase he's lacking affection at home.
35:34 <Spork> "What?"
35:41 <Kitaro> "Hello Sir. We brought you everything!"
35:42 <Spork> "Uh, the gnome wanted a ride.."
35:57 * Fork plonks the crate down on the counter
35:58 <Kitaro> "This way we no miss anything shiny"
35:58 <Honey> "Sorry sir, I was off eating dinner while they made this decision."
35:59 <Spork> "Yer a gnome, right? Er you onna them halfling things?"
36:17 <Honey> oh noes im breaking the 5th barrier.....
36:18 <Fork> "work work work. All you want Spork to do is move heavy things"
36:18 <Kitaro> "Uh sir, can I take this book?"
36:20 <Quarzuket> "Hey Guaril do not mind the crazy nutsacks, I have some books for you..."
36:23 * Fork kiicks Spork in the shins
36:25 <Fork> "your turn!'
36:26 * Spork puts the box down whever ever he wants it. Or just makes Fork carry it.
36:27 * Kitaro shows off book of dragons
36:46 * Quarzuket shows Guaril all his books
36:59 <Spork> "We got yer box! Now we got more work to do! Always work! Fork and Spork say bye!"
37:09 <Fork> "THERES A GNOME IN YOUR BOX!"
37:13 <Fork> ^ i couldn't not
37:18 <Kitaro> "We wanted to make sure..that we got everything good sir"
37:25 <Quarzuket> "PEEK-a-BOO"
37:35 <Kitaro> "I told them it was too heavy for them to carry, but they said that it was okay"
37:48 <Aaron1> "There were these in it." 
37:52 <Spork> "The one with a netball head."
38:04 * Kitaro points at Aarons ledgers
38:17 * Aaron1 shows Guaril the manifest sheets
38:25 <Spork> "Hey, you. Where we goin' next? Spork said he'll lead the way and bite the next rat he sees."
38:53 <kapow> "I believe there should of been some additional things with the books?"
39:01 <Kitaro> "The ledgers?"
39:04 * Kitaro pokes Aaron
39:27 <Kitaro> "Sorry sir. I forget sometimes you want the business harshed up"
39:29 * Quarzuket looks inside box for another stuff.
39:30 <Kitaro> "hushed up."
39:35 * Spork elbows Kitaro. "Yeah. Shh."
39:36 <Kitaro> "Ill do better next time Sir."
40:07 <Honey> "Well... I have none of them, if perhaps people could pass the things up to him."
40:38 <Honey> "I've no interest in that at this particular time."
40:50 <Spork> "Huh. Reminds me o' Fork.."
40:57 <Kitaro> "Hmm..Ill take that in mind I can probably find you more interesting things good sir"
40:58 <Honey> "Perhaps when later..."
41:02 <kapow> "He holds up an imp floating inside a jar of viscus liquid."
41:03 <Spork> "Looks just like you!"
41:08 <Honey> "I bid you good day."
41:13 <kapow> "Many people would have fantastic uses for things like this."
41:22 <Kitaro> "Sorry sir, I dont know how to use it now, but I would keep in mind you like these in the future"
41:22 <Spork> "Wait, you look just like me.."
41:22 <Fork> "ITS SPLADE!"
41:25 <Quarzuket> "EEK"
41:25 * Fork tears up
41:26 <Kitaro> "Ill help you find them sir"
41:26 <Honey> "I'll meet the rest of you outside when you are finished..."
41:29 <Spork> "ITS NOT SPLADE!"
41:32 * Honey leaves quietly...
41:35 <Fork> "IT LOOKS LIKE SPLADE!"
41:39 <Quarzuket> "Is it edible?"
41:42 * Spork kicks Fork and covers his eyes.
41:43 * Fork lip quivers
41:59 * Fork can't see anymore, is happy again
42:02 <Quarzuket> "hmm"
42:05 <Spork> "That a fancy word for tastes good?"
42:10 * Honey mutters under her breathe on the way out "Vasarians..."
42:13 <Aaron1> "It may be of some alchemical use. How much?"
42:33 <Spork> "Splade.. I miss Splade, Spork."
43:09 <Quarzuket> "25 golds for a food in a jar? eek" 
43:13 <Aaron1> !throw 1d20+1 sense motive @kapow
43:27 <Quarzuket> "Does it smell?"
43:59 <Quarzuket> "yummy"
44:04 <Fork> "Smells like Spork's socks"
44:22 <Quarzuket> "I don't mind the smell if it is tasty, but for 25 golds..."
44:31 <Spork> "Ya got summink, Fork."
44:34 * Spork picks Fork's nose.
44:49 <Fork> "ooh! Give it back!"
45:06 <Spork> "Alright.. but ya owe me."
45:21 <Quarzuket> "Can I smell it? And taste it?"
45:30 <Spork> "Ya done buyin' dinner? We got work to do."
45:31 * Kitaro looks at the item and furrows eyebrows
46:08 * Honey watches at people start shuffling out the door... notices the Pickled Imp.
46:22 <Quarzuket> "I'd like to pray"
46:25 <Spork> "Hey, where we goin' next?"
46:34 <Honey> "Oh Sarenrea presever us... you bought that thing?  You know its worthless right?"
46:48 <Kitaro> "Doesnt look too good..but I suppose people will eat anything tese days"
46:55 <Kitaro> "So. what was next on the list"
47:11 <Kitaro> "Temple?"
47:15 <Honey> "Well if you are in the mood for imps... I suppose we should go to the Paracountess next..."
47:19 <Quarzuket> "There is some temple in Ascendant Court i heard"
47:38 <Spork> "Which way's that? You point, and Fork'll lead the way!"
47:43 <Quarzuket> "Let's go pray fot the imp to be very tasty!"
47:47 * Kitaro paddyclaws all the way to the temple
47:49 <Honey> "Shes all about the devils..."
47:53 <Aaron1> "Could be used to persuade somebody by threatening to assault their nasal cavities."
48:08 <Spork> "We could just use Spork's socks."
48:10 <Quarzuket> "It's to the north"
48:33 * Fork confused by big words
48:58 <Kitaro> I can change my mind
49:00 <Kitaro> about temple
49:03 <Kitaro> I just randomly looked at list
49:07 <Honey> ill diplo.... to change peoples minds
49:12 * Spork nudges Fork.
49:16 <Spork> "See? I'm the smart one."
49:20 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10 Paracountess
49:20 <diebot> Honey, Paracountess: [1d20=17] 27
49:31 <Honey> BOOM! im changin everybodies mind!
49:39 <Quarzuket> "O.o"
49:53 * Fork follows Honey
50:16 * Honey Leads the way to the ParaCountess.
50:21 * Quarzuket follows Honey.
50:22 * Spork follows Honey, from in front. Yes, its difficult.
50:22 * Aaron1 will follow honey
50:25 * Kitaro paddyclaws the way to paracountess
50:29 <Kitaro> can you grow claws on your legs?
50:30 <Kitaro> lol
50:55 <Spork> "Free water!"
50:58 * Spork has a drink.
51:00 * Honey is careful not to bump into people with her arms.
51:23 <Honey> "Hello good sir."
51:24 * Quarzuket Smells the servant.
51:39 <Honey> "We are from the Pathfinder Society, here to see the Paracountess."
51:42 <Quarzuket> "who might you be? you smell funny"
51:45 * Fork burps
52:01 <kapow> "What's the pathfinder society?"
52:05 <Honey> i seriously didnt understand what you said....
52:08 <Kitaro> "We've been sent here"
52:17 <Kitaro> "Your mistress is expecting us"
52:48 <Spork> "You gonna let us in or what? Hey Fork, he don't wanna let you in!"
52:50 <Honey> "Its an organization in the Inner Sea.  I am sure your Mistress would want to see us... If you could perhaps invite us in?"
52:59 <Kitaro> "I think you should let us in.."
53:04 <Fork> "Laawl. Puny servant"
53:10 <Quarzuket> "Yeah right, she wanted some natural massage from muscular gnome, so here I am."
53:17 <Fork> lol
53:17 <Kitaro> "our half orc companions arent very patient"
53:53 <Spork> "See? Told you she wanted to see us."
54:03 <Kitaro> "We wouldnt taste good"
54:05 <Fork> "you can try.."
54:11 * Spork whispers, way too loud. "I think she likes you!"
54:19 <Fork> "I'm in!"
54:27 * Fork chuckles with Spork
54:28 <Spork> "We could be less dressed! Right, Fork?"
54:45 <Fork> "Already lost my pants once today darlin'"
54:51 <Kitaro> "How will both of you..do her at the same time?"
55:01 <Spork> "He even bathed this week!"
55:15 <Kitaro> "That is good. Nothing stinks like a halforc who hasnt bathed"
55:19 <kapow> “Aldor, you are dismissed. Close the door behind you and
55:20 <kapow> attend to your other tasks.” She then turns her attention to the
55:20 <kapow> group. “It’s always so incredibly adorable when I see a freshfaced
55:20 <kapow> batch of Pathfinders. I mean, look at you scrumptious
55:20 <kapow> little teacakes. I could eat each and every one of you up.
55:20 <kapow> Well, maybe not you.” Zarta points. “I assume this isn’t a
55:20 <kapow> pleasure visit since most of you are terribly overdressed for
55:20 <kapow> that manner of occasion, so that must mean you are here for
55:20 <kapow> that trinket Valsin has been nagging me about. Seems I can’t
55:20 <kapow> get that man around these parts anymore,” she gestures,
55:20 <kapow> sliding her hand down her body and widening the gesture
55:20 <kapow> to sweep out and across the room as if her home were a
55:20 <kapow> secondary thought. “On the good side, he always sends me
55:20 <kapow> all the precious new recruits.
55:20 <kapow> “Many think we in Cheliax serve and worship devils, but
55:20 <kapow> that couldn’t be further from the truth. In fact, we use the
55:20 <kapow> creatures for their power. They serve us and we sculpt their
55:25 <kapow> power in our own interests. The world must come to terms
55:26 <kapow> with the order of things. People need to know their place and
55:26 <kapow> operate accordingly. It is the only way to make order from this
55:26 <kapow> world. Too many people stretch too far beyond their station,
55:26 <kapow> making waves and eroding the true order.”
55:28 <Kitaro> "Im sure Guaril has some cologue he'll be willing to sell you"
55:32 * Honey says under her breath, "Don't you dare pull out that damn Jar!"
56:16 <Kyra> TAKE ME TO THEM, THAT I MAY RENDER JUDGEMENT
56:35 <Fork> Spork likes dragons
56:36 <Honey> "It is a pleasure to be in your fine home.  We are indeed here to fetch the trinket."
56:56 <Kitaro> "uhh..?
56:57 <Kitaro> "
57:01 <Kitaro> "Its just get a shiny right?"
57:17 <kapow> "Would any of you like a drink please come sit with me a moment."
57:26 <Spork> "Wheres the shiny thing? An' Fork wants to know what yer doin' for dinner."
57:29 <Honey> "I will of course mention your desire to the Venture Captain to see him again."
58:01 * Honey sits down gracefully.
58:06 <Quarzuket> "Of course I love to drink with tall ladies" *winks*
58:07 <Aaron1> "Sounds wonderful."
58:59 * Quarzuket smells the glass.
59:05 * Honey noticing how crowded it is around the table.  Goes and lounges comfortably on the day bed.
59:23 * Fork stands
59:36 * Fork drinks the glass Spork is drownign him in
59:37 * Aaron1 takes a sip of the drink
59:46 <Quarzuket> "Hey you what is this red thingie?"
59:47 <Spork> "Is good?"
59:49 <Quarzuket> "semlls funny"
59:50 * Spork has some too.
00:19 <Spork> "Huh. Almost as good as that rat."
00:22 * Quarzuket takes small sip from the glass"
00:30 * Fork downs a second glass
00:41 * Spork knocks it back and pours another, to keep up with Fork.
01:03 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 Fort @kapow
01:16 * Honey sighs noticing the competition between Fork and Spork.
01:24 <Fork> !throw 1D20+5 fortiwine... isn't that port? @kapow
01:28 * Kitaro scratches feathered head
01:33 <Spork> "Ya think Splade would like this, Fork?"
01:39 <Kitaro> "Whos Spade?"
01:41 * Quarzuket looks at Fork and Spork, wondering if they are ok after the two drinks.
01:54 * Aaron1 looks at the drinking contest between Spork and Fork then takes another sip. "This is quite a good drink. What exactly is it?"
01:59 <Fork> 1d20+5 fort @kapow
02:02 <Spork> "Splade.. You wanna tell 'im?"
02:13 <Fork> !throw 1d20+5 fort @kapow
02:14 <Fork> ffs
02:30 <Spork> "Splade was our brother. He was the runt."
02:32 <Fork> "Oh splade... i think he'd enjoy this indeed"
02:38 * Quarzuket downs the glass. "eek strong stuff for a gnome"
03:00 <Kitaro> "Was?"
03:01 <Fork> (how many until intoxication?)
03:05 * Kitaro perks eartubs
03:06 * Quarzuket looks at box curiously
03:07 <Kitaro> tuffs
03:16 <Spork> "That magic? Looks like magic."
03:25 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 Spellcraft
03:25 <diebot> Honey, Spellcraft: [1d20=7] 12
03:29 <Spork> "Anyway, so, Splade, right.. We was uh.. You tell 'im, Spork."
03:34 <Honey> is it magic?
03:35 * Fork confused, takes his sword back from Spork and scratches his head with it
03:51 * Spork takes his axe from Fork.
04:17 <kapow> "I wouldn't advise playing with it any you 2. It shall i say likes to play rough and a little unfair. I've been trying to bypass the protections on it unfortunetly it plays even a little to roughly for even I."
04:45 * Fork burps 
04:46 <Spork> "You think thats playin' rough? We'll show you playin' rough.."
04:53 * Spork elbows Fork and grins.
04:55 <Aaron1> "Its magical then?"
04:55 <Quarzuket> "Have you tried to smash it with two-hander?"
04:59 * Fork winks at the pretty lady 
05:33 <Kitaro> "What happened to Splade"
06:04 <Spork> 'So, we was fightin', an.. an.."
06:09 <Kitaro> "Uhh what?"
06:11 * Spork freezes up, poking Fork.
06:22 <Kitaro> "Did you dump him into the beer barrel?"
06:53 <Fork> "well, you see.. uh... he was... the runt. He was the brainy one, y'see.."
07:03 * Fork gets teary, drinks some more
07:18 <Spork> "An' so we was havin' a fight. Good fight. An Splade, well, hes little. So Fork picked him up..
07:22 * Spork has a drink.
07:35 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 Fort @kapow
07:42 <Kitaro> "And..?"
07:52 <Fork> !throw 1d20+5 fort @kapow
07:56 <Quarzuket> "Did you hear that?"
08:13 * Quarzuket points to the door"
08:14 <Spork> "Whassat? Hey, you alright? Or ya jus' breakin' stuff cause its fun?!"
08:20 <Fork> "And then Spork said some stuff and i clobbered him!"
08:21 <kapow> As Spork and fork continue to drink the delectible wine you hear a series of thrashes booms and thumps come from the back room."
08:22 <Kitaro> "No what happened to Spade?"
08:24 * Fork sniffs
08:32 <Kitaro> "Urm it isnt coming out here is it?"
08:36 * Kitaro looks around nervously
08:39 * Kitaro puffs feathers up
08:54 <Spork> "Tell it right, idjit! Ya clobbered me.. WITH Splade! Only it hurt Splade more'n me.."
09:00 * Quarzuket readies falchion.
09:11 <Spork> "Oh. Right."
09:18 <Quarzuket> "you look suspicious!"
09:20 <Kitaro> "You..killed splade by using him as..an improvised club?"
09:27 <Fork> "Whats goin' on back there anyway?!"
09:33 * Fork takes a few steps toward the door
09:40 <Spork> "Anyway, thats what happened to Splade. Bein' the smart one ain't too good around orcs."
09:42 <kapow> "Suspicious nothing suspicious here you can go have a look if you want."
10:04 * Kitaro looks at the box
10:09 * Kitaro tries to open it
10:23 * Kitaro blinks
10:27 <Spork> "Hey, ya missed."
10:30 <Honey> no, i glanced at it, casually to see if it was magical
10:31 * Spork tries to touch it.
10:35 <Kitaro> "I dont miss you gurt fools"
10:44 * Quarzuket looks with jaws open.
10:46 <Kitaro> "I say its magic."
10:59 <Spork> "What you think, Spork? Thats some magic type junk innit?"
11:04 <kapow> "Ah well I didn't think that would work anyway." The paracountess sighs
11:09 * Quarzuket tries to poke the box with falchion.
11:26 <kapow> "The real box is in the room you'll have to go get it."
11:37 <Kitaro> "Oh okay so get the shiny inside the room?"
11:46 <Spork> "So wheres the thing?"
11:47 * Kitaro still has his feathers puffed up
11:50 <Quarzuket> "but there were some weird noises"
12:07 <Kitaro> "Yes yes..something inside has a mighty huge temper"
12:08 <Spork> "In that room, with all the smashin? Sounds like fun in there. Lets go look, Fork."
12:11 <Aaron1> "Well then, sounds like there may be something to shoot in there. Lets go!"
12:12 * Honey chuckles softly....
12:13 * Spork draws his axe.
12:14 <kapow> "Nothing you beautiful specimens couldn't handle in my bed room."
12:19 * Fork readies his swordaxevelin
12:23 <Fork> what do i have now?
12:23 * Aaron1 heads for the door to the room
12:24 <Fork> i forget
12:26 <Kitaro> "Sorry milady,but I might like you better if you were shiny"
12:30 <Spork> "Ya got that right."
12:33 <kapow> The paracountess looks honey up and down
12:42 * Fork readies his sword and lumbers toward the door
12:55 <Quarzuket> "Gnome Barbarians can handle anything, dear paracountess" *winks*
13:01 <Spork> "One two.. uh.. open!"
13:08 * Fork shoulders the door
13:29 <Fork> who has their bedroom right next to the greeting hall anyway?
13:35 <Honey> "Well, where is the trinket dear lady?
13:44 <Spork> Maybe its also her uh..... office.
13:48 <Kitaro> "I dont know, do you see any boxes?"
13:58 <Fork> "Ya live like an orc lady!"
14:01 <Quarzuket> "Maybe ladies which like to welcome all travellers" *winks*
14:03 * Fork runs in and jumps on the bed
14:22 * Kitaro jumps on the bed as well to bounce on it
14:24 <kapow> Zarta’s bedroom is decorated in the colors of Cheliax—
14:25 <kapow> ebon black and crimson red. Silk, rare woods, and
14:25 <kapow> carefully carved marble compose every bit of furniture
14:25 <kapow> in the room. Goose down now litters the room, covering
14:27 <kapow> almost every surface and the silken shreds of the cushions
14:27 <kapow> that contained it lie about like flayed skin . A post on the
14:28 <kapow> massive screened bed is snapped in half, collapsed on the
14:28 <kapow> bed and drawing the screened curtains into a ripped slope
14:28 <kapow> of formerly fine cloth. Vials of perfume and crystal jars of
14:28 <kapow> other cosmetics sit smashed on the marble floor around
14:29 <kapow> the dresser. A prominent fixture in the room, a large “X”
14:29 <kapow> made of stout wood sits along the west wall, complete with
14:30 <kapow> leather shackles and chains. A table sits to its left strewn
14:33 <kapow> with various items intended for pleasure, but outwardly
14:33 <kapow> resembling implements of pain.
14:59 * Fork eyes the dungeoncorner
15:07 <Spork> "Hey, Fork, check out them things!"
15:09 <Fork> "looks like a fun orc lady!"
15:10 * Kitaro jumps up and down on bed
15:17 <Aaron1> "Well paracountess, you certainly have a interesting set of… Tools..."
15:29 <Spork> "Remember that girlfriend ya had, Fork?"
15:35 <Kitaro> "I can fly!weeee I can fly!"
15:43 <Spork> "Woulda been fun to try some ah these on her. She was nice.."
15:57 <Fork> "Hey pretty lady, c'mere!"
16:04 <Fork> "what happened to that dragon book anyway?"
16:07 <Fork> Fork is on the bed
16:11 * Aaron1 goes in to inspect whats under the carpet
16:19 <Spork> "I thought the bird had it."
16:20 <Quarzuket> move me near the chains please
16:24 <Spork> "Hey, wheres the uh.. thing?"
16:29 <kapow> !throw 2d4
16:30 <diebot> kapow, 2d4: [2d4=1,1] 2
16:38 <Aaron1> h13 please
16:40 <Quarzuket> "Let's look at this stuff"
16:51 <Kitaro> "Ouch..something stuck me!"
17:14 <Quarzuket> "HEY DID YOU SEE THAT?"
17:19 <Aaron1> "Erm… What was that?"
17:27 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+1 fort
17:28 <diebot> Kitaro, fort: [1d20=16] 17
17:29 <Quarzuket> "what was that?"
17:38 <Kitaro> "Dont know..it stinged..ow!"
17:47 <Spork> "Fork! Its the ghost of Splade!"
17:54 <kapow> you take 2 points of damage
17:57 <Kyra> !roll 1d20 init
17:58 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5
17:59 <Kitaro> "Did spade Sting?"
18:00 <dicebot> Kyra, init: [1d20=5] 5
18:01 <dicebot> Aaron1, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
18:01 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 init
18:02 <diebot> Honey, init: [1d20=11] 11
18:02 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+6 init
18:04 <diebot> Kitaro, init: [1d20=11] 17
18:05 <Fork> "Splade! :("
18:07 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 init
18:10 <dicebot> Aaron1, init: [1d20=10] 15
18:14 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2 INIT
18:15 <dicebot> Quarzuket, INIT: [1d20=6] 8
18:17 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 initiative
18:17 <diebot> Spork, initiative: [1d20=1] 3
18:27 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2
18:27 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
18:29 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 int
18:29 <diebot> Fork, int: [1d20=15] 17
18:34 <Fork> ther ewe go. that took a while
18:36 <Fork> i'll take the first
20:21 <Quarzuket> "IT IS HERE AGAIN!!!"
20:27 <kapow> !roll 2d4
20:28 <dicebot> kapow, 2d4: [2d4=3,3] 6
20:35 <Spork> "That ain't Splade!"
20:41 <Kitaro> "Ow..!"
20:48 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+1 fort
20:48 <diebot> Kitaro, fort: [1d20=18] 19
20:58 <Kitaro> 2/10
21:34 <Kitaro> Throw powder at the square it dissapaeraed on
21:36 <Kitaro> fk it :P
21:39 <Quarzuket> "IT'S GONE!"
21:50 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+4 range touch attack
21:51 <diebot> Kitaro, range touch attack: [1d20=1] 5
21:53 <Kitaro> wow
21:54 <Kitaro> "
22:00 <Kitaro> "I have more powder on me!"
22:19 <Kitaro> end turn
22:38 <Kitaro> 5ft J7
22:43 <Kitaro> wse have 2 doses of powder left
22:45 <Kitaro> end turn
22:49 <Kitaro> but its all on me
22:57 <Kitaro> blackpowder is the GS thing
23:19 <Fork> "Oi what's all that abou thten?"
23:27 <Kitaro> alterantively youll want ot use ready actions
23:28 <Kitaro> when things appear
23:30 <Kitaro> well
23:46 * Fork storms over to K8
23:58 <Fork> "Whysat powder there you stupid bird?"
24:07 <Kitaro> "In my belt pouch!"
24:12 * Kitaro squawks in alarm
24:34 <Fork> "i'll get in your belt pouch.."
24:51 <Fork> end
25:37 <Fork> i rolled twice because the first one took ages; didn tthink it worked
26:38 <Aaron1> Readying: Shoot the thing when it appears again as long as I have a clear shot
26:52 <Fork> aren't fork in the away?
26:55 <Fork> way
27:06 <Honey> Move L4 Ready action to Cast Burning Hands Defensively if little bastard shows up within range
27:28 <Honey> 30 ft
27:40 <Honey> L14
28:24 <Quarzuket> 20 feet so L9 and readying action
28:36 <Quarzuket> smash it if it is in range after it appears
28:50 <Kyra> clw is touch?
28:56 <Kyra> i8 clw on birdbrain
29:03 <Kyra> whats the thing there a box?
29:03 <Kitaro> heyyyy!
29:10 <Kyra> 30ft
29:29 <Kyra> ill channel then
29:36 <Kyra> !roll 1d6
29:37 <dicebot> Kyra, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
29:48 <Kyra> end turn
29:57 <Spork> 3NE, ready action to axe the thing if it shows up in range.
31:32 <kapow> kitaro's turn
31:38 <Kitaro> that thing iddnt appear?
31:44 <Kitaro> ready actio nto throw powder on the spot that thing appears
32:04 <Kitaro> end turn
32:41 <Spork> "SHUT THE DOOR!:
33:03 <Fork> Ready action sword stabby mcrage when the thing apprars
33:10 <Kitaro> one of you can close the door
33:27 <Fork> end
33:39 * Fork shoves Spork
33:39 <Fork> "you do it"
34:59 <Spork> "No, you do it. I gotta catch this little bastard when he pops out."
35:01 <Honey> closing/opening a door is a move action fyi
36:05 <Honey> "Well... this is annoying.  Little Creature where are you? Can we talk before this gets ugly?"
36:19 <Honey> wait for a response/delay
36:51 <Honey> yeah, im attempting to diplo, but that takes a minute.
36:55 <Quarzuket> (btw it is possible with Survival skill to try to looks for tracks of the thingie?)
37:09 <Kitaro> (Id say no because I know too much)
37:24 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6 survival
37:24 <dicebot> Quarzuket, survival: [1d20=2] 8
38:13 <Quarzuket> readying action
38:17 <Quarzuket> smash it if it is in range after it appears
38:39 <Kyra> h8 clw on the chicken person
38:48 <Kyra> !roll 1d8+1
38:48 <dicebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
38:55 <Kyra> h8 is next
38:56 <Kyra> to that
39:18 <Kyra> 14
39:27 <kapow> !roll 1d4
39:27 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4: [1d4=2] 2
39:31 <Kitaro> I think flatfooted is the same
39:54 <Kyra> 11/13
40:07 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+3
40:09 <dicebot> Kyra, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
40:17 <kapow> !roll 1d2
40:21 <dicebot> kapow, 1d2: [1d2=2] 2
40:23 <Kitaro> range increment is -2 per tab?
40:31 <kapow> correct
40:55 <Kitaro> at -4?
40:58 <Kitaro> or -6?
41:02 <Kitaro> k
41:07 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+4 range touch attack
41:08 <diebot> Kitaro, range touch attack: [1d20=1] 5
41:14 <Kitaro> well nothing to say
42:11 <Honey> i stopped readying it
42:16 <Honey> when i attempted to diplo
42:24 <Honey> i did delay
43:13 <Spork> !throw 1d20+10 charge!
43:13 <diebot> Spork, charge!: [1d20=16] 26
43:25 <kapow> "Ooooh looks like you missed me with your fancy white stuff!"
43:41 <Spork> raeg and charge and smash!
43:47 <Fork> he's got the ad
43:51 <Fork> axe
44:02 <Spork> !throw 1d12+10 damage
44:03 <diebot> Spork, damage: [1d12=10] 20
44:07 <Fork> I've got the bandana.
44:14 <Kitaro> barbarians..
44:15 <Kitaro> nevermind.
44:36 <Spork> "Wot? I got im!"
44:53 <kapow> !roll 1d4
44:54 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
45:08 <Spork> !throw 1d20+7 fort
45:09 <diebot> Spork, fort: [1d20=13] 20
45:32 <Spork> "Fork! Where were ya!"
45:37 <Kitaro> move to left of sprok
45:45 <Kitaro> and throw at what spork hit
46:18 <Quarzuket> "Hey Fork can you throw me next to spork? I am kinda slow in my armor"
46:28 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+4 range touch attack
46:28 <diebot> Kitaro, range touch attack: [1d20=7] 11
46:43 <Fork> I made porrige!
46:46 <Fork> i can throw you if you like..?
46:52 <Kitaro> end turn
46:54 <Fork> no      guarantees about a safe landing
47:16 <Spork> 13/17
47:44 <kapow> "That hurt but you'll never get me not even with your fancy white stuff."
47:45 <Fork> rofl
47:57 <Spork> we're after his lucky charms!
48:01 <Quarzuket> "Throw me to I11!"
48:06 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
48:06 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+3 per
48:07 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 perc
48:07 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=7] 9
48:08 <diebot> Honey, perc: [1d20=13] 14
48:09 <dicebot> Kyra, per: [1d20=14] 17
48:10 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 perception
48:13 <dicebot> Aaron1, perception: [1d20=2] 7
48:13 <kapow> percep if you want to
48:21 <Quarzuket> ! roll 1d20+4 perc
48:23 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perc
48:23 <dicebot> Quarzuket, perc: [1d20=3] 7
48:30 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 per
48:31 <diebot> Fork, per: [1d20=9] 11
48:50 <Fork> Fine! I'll throw you!
48:55 <Fork> what roll is that?
48:59 <Quarzuket> 'yay'
49:15 <Fork> !throw 1d20+20
49:16 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+20: [1d20=16] 36
49:33 <Fork> i jus twanted to hear him go 'waitwhat!?'
49:37 <Kyra> "Kitaro, I think i see something moving near you!"
49:39 <Fork> !throw 1d20+5
49:39 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+5: [1d20=6] 11
49:49 <Kitaro> very funny.
49:51 <Fork> rofl
50:00 <Fork> I11
50:24 <Fork> !throw 1d20-1
50:24 <diebot> Fork, 1d20-1: [1d20=13] 12
50:42 <Fork> "FOR SPLADE!"
51:13 <Fork> "poor splade"
51:16 <Quarzuket> "eek, my stomach :/"
51:21 <Fork> i shoulda just carried him over
52:05 <Honey> I will continue trying to talk it down.
52:38 <Fork> i suggest 'are these your sex toys?'
53:14 <Honey> "I really do suggest you calm down.  You saw how strong those two guys are.  Please become visable and surrender.  I would hate to see you get hurt!"
53:41 <Spork> "Sex toys? I thought she just liked a good fight before she ..oh.. I guess you're right."
53:51 <kapow> "Me hurt hahahhaahahahaha" it cackles at the notion "Your ugly!"
53:57 <Fork> "Told ya i'm the smart one"
54:07 <Spork> "Ugly? No, Fork's ugly, I'm Spork."
54:09 <Kitaro> where is the sound coming from
54:11 <Kitaro> anwyay
54:18 * Fork gives Spork the bandana 
54:23 <Honey> ill go stand by Q
54:24 <Fork> "you can be the pretty one now"
54:33 <Kyra> i said i noticed it a little south of birdman
54:41 <Honey> east
54:53 <Quarzuket> btw I do not see myself on the map :(
55:12 <Spork> your invisible too!
55:16 <Spork> so you can see him right?
55:26 <Quarzuket> i see now
55:34 <Kyra> can i select not to target the mob with channel even though I cant see it?
55:35 <Kitaro> I see everyone acutally
55:41 <Quarzuket> thanks
56:47 <Kyra> yep
56:49 <Honey> no you have to be aware of the creature
57:06 <Kyra> Selective Channeling When Kyra channels positive energy, she can select
57:06 <Kyra> up to two creatures within the area of the burst; these targets are not
57:06 <Kyra> affected by her channeled energy.
57:14 <Honey> no, she is not aware of the creature... she doesnt know its position
57:26 <Kyra> ill just cast bless then
57:28 <Kyra> end turn
57:53 <Kyra> +1 atk +save on fear
57:58 <Kyra> +1
58:00 <Kyra> ye
58:02 <Kyra> ok
58:21 <Spork> delay.
58:29 <Kyra> im fine here
58:29 <Spork> "Hey Fork, help me get this rug!"
58:32 <Kyra> lol
58:40 <Kyra> dont want to take aoo from something i cant see
58:41 <Kyra> nah
58:43 <Kyra> stay
59:23 <Kitaro> can I pull the white stuff from the ground?
59:26 <Kitaro> I assume its someones clothes
59:45 <Kitaro> how see through
59:50 <Kitaro> can I cover a stoopid creature with it
59:59 <Fork> you could put it on?
00:12 <Kitaro> try flap at the thing south of me to cover it
00:20 <Quarzuket> you mean Spork? :P
00:22 <Kitaro> no
00:24 <Spork> "Hey you two, off the rug!"
00:27 <Kitaro> he is east of me
00:44 <Kitaro> k
00:46 <Kitaro>  end turn then
00:52 <Kitaro> move to pick up item
00:53 <Kitaro> so ..
00:56 <Kitaro> turn used
01:15 <Fork> Move to I11
01:30 <Fork> shove Q and H out the way, roll back the rug
01:44 <Fork> or they could just step over it..
02:01 <Fork> kay. 
02:04 <Fork> we move them, and the rug
02:13 <Kitaro> "Honey, can you detect where it went to..its probably magic, why would it dissapear?"
02:31 * Fork highfives Spork
02:31 <Honey> i got no problem moving...
02:33 <Fork> "He did tell you to move.."
03:09 * Honey grasps her arms as if in severe pain.
03:35 <Fork> ima sit on this thing when we catch it
03:47 <Fork> wrastle with it!
04:38 <Honey> "Okay... Last chance to surrender...  Become visible or by Sarenrae I'll throttle you back to hell!"
04:50 <Honey> !throw 1d20+6 Intimidate
04:50 <diebot> Honey, Intimidate: [1d20=8] 14
05:43 <Honey> nope
05:53 <Quarzuket> move I13 readying an action to swing at anything that appears close to me
06:13 <Kyra> um
06:16 <Quarzuket> 1 more to the south please
06:18 <Kyra> delay
07:04 <Kitaro> move to door standard action draw bow
07:07 <Kitaro> drop dress on the groun
07:09 <Kitaro> d
07:14 <Kitaro> I cant get all the way there
07:16 <Kitaro> but max 30 ft move
07:27 <Kitaro> shortbow btw
07:35 <Kitaro> no
07:37 <Kitaro> move to move there
07:39 <Kitaro> standard to draw bow
07:39 <Kitaro> end turn
07:45 <Kitaro> of course not
08:24 <Fork> "Orrite Fork, where we throwin' this thing?"
08:28 <Kyra> starting rope is 50ft
08:34 <Spork> "That way!"
08:38 <Spork> south of us
08:49 <Fork> F14 area?
08:52 <Fork> should cover the whole corner?
09:21 <Fork> yep
09:34 <Fork> FOR DINNAR!
09:35 <Fork> yep
09:39 <Spork> FOR DINNAR!
10:02 <Spork> !throw 1d20+3 rug!
10:03 <diebot> Spork, rug!: [1d20=1] 4
10:10 <Kyra> lol
10:17 <Fork> !throw 1d20+3 I'M THE STRONK ONE
10:17 <diebot> Fork, I'M THE STRONK ONE: [1d20=20] 23
10:23 <Fork> :D
10:24 <Kyra> wow
10:26 <Kyra> 1 and a 20
10:28 <Quarzuket> lol
10:44 <Fork> "dammit you lil bastard 
10:45 <Spork> "Bugger."
10:58 <Spork> ...pick up the rug!
11:13 <Spork> "Come on, Spork!"
11:14 * Fork rampages toward L14, trying to provoke an AOO
11:24 <Fork> oh fine
11:25 <Fork> i'll go grab the rug instead
11:52 <Spork> "Soon as we find this bastard, hes gonna wish he had it as easy as Splade!"
12:07 <Fork> "you really suck at this by the way, fork you suckybadbad'
12:14 <Quarzuket> i need afk for 1 minute sorry :/
12:37 <Spork> "Atleast I'm the good lookin' one."
13:02 <Honey> sorry got distracted
13:08 <Honey> grandma asking me questions about this game
13:25 <Honey> I will cast sanctuary on myself
13:40 <Kyra> did you tell her you are playing a hot girl talking to an imp in a sex dungeon
13:57 <Honey> i dont get one, he hits me and then i have to roll
14:27 <Honey> that is, if he hits me
14:41 <Kitaro> he also appears
14:57 <Quarzuket> back
15:07 <kapow> honey your FF ac
15:29 <Honey> sorry back
15:31 <Honey> 14
15:40 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+3 per
15:41 <dicebot> Kyra, per: [1d20=11] 14
15:42 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 perception
15:43 <dicebot> Aaron1, perception: [1d20=20] 25
15:43 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 perception
15:44 <diebot> Kitaro, perception: [1d20=6] 11
15:45 <Fork> S'okay. Spork woulda rolled a 1 anyway
15:48 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perception
15:49 <dicebot> Quarzuket, perception: [1d20=17] 21
16:42 <Spork> Probably.
16:58 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+6+1
17:03 <dicebot> Aaron1, 1d20+6+1: [1d20=20] 27
17:03 <Kitaro> bless on
17:04 <Kitaro> from kyra
17:08 <Quarzuket> ando dont forget the bless
17:27 <Spork> Aaron shot the sheriff!
17:29 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+6+1+1
17:29 <dicebot> Aaron1, 1d20+6+1+1: [1d20=7] 15
17:44 <Kitaro> no crit
17:45 <Kitaro> just normal
17:46 <Kyra> if i undelay its going to go invis again right
17:46 <Aaron1> !roll 1d8+1
17:46 <Kyra> lol
17:47 <dicebot> Aaron1, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
18:15 <Quarzuket> g10 readying Javelin
18:31 <kapow> "nanananana you can't catch me silly man with balls of steel you do nothing to me you hear nothing!"
18:32 <Quarzuket> and readying for it to appear and throw
19:04 <Fork> "Hey Spork, waddayasay we put the rug on that stupid lady out there?"
19:09 <Kyra> can i channel and ignore the mob cause i know where it is
19:18 <Kitaro> is anyone really hurt?
19:23 <Kitaro> I woudlnt bother if i were you
19:26 <Aaron1> full HP here.
19:30 <Kyra> not much else i can do
19:30 <Kyra> anyhow
19:37 <Spork> "What'dya say we put somethin' else on her, after we get this stupid little uh.. thing?"
19:53 <Fork> "Rats?"
19:56 <Kitaro> Id say forget it really
20:00 <Honey> or you can ready an action to channel as soon as its visable
20:04 <Kyra> k
20:07 <Kyra> ill ready action to channel
20:09 <Kyra> when it appears
20:12 <Kyra> end turn
20:58 <Kitaro> 5 ft east and fire a grappling arrow at where he last was
21:08 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 range attack with bless
21:11 <diebot> Kitaro, range attack with bless: [1d20=16] 21
21:37 * Kitaro shrugs, time to take out arrow next probalby
21:39 <Kitaro> end turn
21:58 <Fork> "where now Spork?"
22:08 <Fork> K7
22:16 <Fork> its moved.
22:44 <Fork> Throw it G5-K5??
22:52 <Fork> over the bed
23:00 <Fork> HEAVE!
23:12 <Fork> Yes
23:32 <Fork> How far can we move?
23:35 <Fork> And still throw?
23:58 <Fork> Yep
24:05 <Fork> !throw 1d20+3 FOR DINNAR
24:06 <diebot> Fork, FOR DINNAR: [1d20=3] 6
24:11 <Spork> !throw 1d20+3 rug him in the face, I'm the stronk one!
24:12 <diebot> Spork, rug him in the face, I'm the stronk one!: [1d20=1] 4
24:16 <Kitaro> lol;
24:19 <Fork> "you're the stronk one now"
24:19 <Fork> aw fek
24:34 <Fork> Did we get 'im?
24:47 * Fork slaps Spork upside the head
24:48 <Fork> :baddie"
24:53 <Spork> "no, you!"
25:27 <Fork> Great, innit
25:31 <Quarzuket> lol
25:54 <Quarzuket> excellent impersonation of W2 :P
26:42 <Quarzuket> lol
26:52 <Kitaro> wiphereee
27:05 <Kyra> sappers
27:08 <Kyra> sappers
27:12 <Quarzuket> goblin sappers?
27:13 <Kitaro> oi pple
27:14 <Kitaro> get to it
27:17 <Kyra> they are sappers
27:18 <Kyra> pretty sure
27:20 <kapow> honey you there?
27:54 <Kyra>  Goblin Sappers
27:55 <Kyra> The mischievous Goblin Sappers are known throughout the Horde for their incredible aptitude for destruction. These diabolical Goblins are invariably armed with extremely volatile explosives; which enable them to level enemy structures and weapon emplacements. Although the Goblin Sappers are highly unpredictable and insubordinate, they have become necessary to the plans of conquest maintained by 
27:55 <Kyra> the Horde.
27:55 <Kyra> Jobs
27:55 <Kyra> Destroying buildings and units.
27:55 <kapow> honey is delayed
28:00 <Kyra> haw haw
28:06 <Kitaro> nxt?
28:12 <Honey> sorry grandma talking to me
28:39 <Honey> ill move towards the door
28:42 <Kitaro> k good
29:05 <Honey> shout through the door to the paracountess, 
29:30 <Honey> if she has any advice on getting this thing to stay visable... cause the barbs are getting angry and ready to just kill it
29:42 <Honey> south of Kitaro
29:45 <Fork> (or her)
30:06 <kapow> "It's your problem now! deal with it."
30:17 <Kitaro> no use
30:20 <Kitaro> +20 to stay hidden
30:24 <Kitaro> while invisible
30:34 <Quarzuket> readying action with javelin for it to appear and throw
30:44 <Kitaro> becuase the trinket is on that thing
31:01 <Kyra> stay readying
31:03 <Kyra> i guess
31:04 <Kyra> end turn
31:30 <Kitaro> go to bedpost and unhook my arrow
31:41 <Kitaro> if I have a standard I will ready to shoot that thing next time it appears
31:41 <kapow> "You can't get me silly fleshlings."
31:48 <Kitaro> perception to hear where
31:52 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+3
31:54 <dicebot> Kyra, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
31:56 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
31:56 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=8] 10
31:58 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perception
31:58 <dicebot> Quarzuket, perception: [1d20=15] 19
32:04 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 perception
32:04 <diebot> Kitaro, perception: [1d20=7] 12
32:15 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 per
32:17 <diebot> Fork, per: [1d20=7] 9
32:17 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 prception SEE ALL THE THINGS
32:20 <dicebot> Aaron1, prception SEE ALL THE THINGS: [1d20=14] 19
32:26 <Fork> I'm the smart one!
32:49 <Quarzuket> "Anyway you remember the woman said that the real box is in here somewhere, anybody sees something like the magic thingie?"
34:03 <Kitaro> "Use detect magic to see where it is"
34:04 <Quarzuket> "what if it has something to do with this invisible thingie?"
34:37 <kapow> !roll 1d4
34:37 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
34:46 <Kitaro> shooting into melee..
34:49 <Spork> !dist 5 4
34:50 <diebot> Spork, Length of hypotenuse: 6.4031242374
35:01 <Kitaro> hm not really
35:02 <Spork> !throw 1d20+9 fort save of the KINGS!
35:03 <diebot> Spork, fort save of the KINGS!: [1d20=19] 28
35:13 <kapow> !dist 25 20
35:14 <diebot> kapow, Length of hypotenuse: 32.0156211872
35:35 <Kitaro> shoot into melee?
35:39 <Kitaro> I dont have point blank whatever
35:42 <Kitaro> Ill give you basic stuff you deduct
35:49 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 raw with bless
35:50 <diebot> Kitaro, raw with bless: [1d20=5] 10
35:52 <Spork> 11/19
35:54 <Kitaro> I dont think I hit anything
36:59 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+6 raw shoot
37:02 <dicebot> Aaron1, raw shoot: [1d20=18] 24
37:53 <Aaron1> !roll 1d8
37:54 <dicebot> Aaron1, 1d8: [1d8=4] 4
38:02 <Kitaro> nothing..
38:19 <Kitaro> all of us didnt pack knowledge planes
38:24 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+3+1 javelin + bless
38:25 <dicebot> Quarzuket, javelin + bless: [1d20=20] 24
38:31 <Kitaro> confirm crit
38:34 <Kitaro> if.
38:43 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+3+1+1 javelin + bless + anatomist trait
38:44 <dicebot> Quarzuket, javelin + bless + anatomist trait: [1d20=4] 9
38:58 <Kyra> whos breathing into mic
39:07 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d4+1
39:08 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
39:11 <kapow> roll normal damage
39:19 <Aaron1> Looks like tash
39:27 <Kyra> i had ready action
39:37 <Kyra> to channel
39:39 <Kitaro> channle
39:39 <Kitaro> then
39:41 <Kitaro> 1d6
39:42 <kapow> "Hahahahahahahahhahaha you think you can hurt me!"
39:43 <Kyra> !roll 1d6 channel excluding I
39:44 <dicebot> Kyra, channel excluding I: [1d6=4] 4
40:03 <Kyra> np
40:26 <Spork> 15/19
41:11 <Spork> !throw 1d20+3 better than Fork!
41:11 <Kitaro> fk
41:11 <diebot> Spork, better than Fork!: [1d20=17] 20
41:15 <Fork> !throw 1d20+3 GOTCHA!
41:15 <diebot> Fork, GOTCHA!: [1d20=3] 6
41:18 <Kitaro> bot me for abit
41:39 <kapow> !roll 1d4
41:40 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
42:02 <Spork> 11/19
42:06 <Spork> !throw 1d20+9 fort save of the KINGS!
42:07 <diebot> Spork, fort save of the KINGS!: [1d20=13] 22
42:36 <Spork> "Make sure ya bonk the right lump!
43:02 <Quarzuket> F8
44:37 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+6+1-2
44:42 <dicebot> Aaron1, 1d20+6+1-2: [1d20=17] 22
44:51 <Quarzuket> can gnome smash stuff underneath the rug? :P
44:51 <Aaron1> !roll 1d8+1
44:52 <dicebot> Aaron1, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
45:48 <kapow> honey's turn
45:56 <Honey> ill run and jump on the imp
46:11 <kapow> "Keep on doing that it feels nice, or bring back the other lady she does nice things too."
46:11 <Aaron1> "This thing is (insert most profound swear of that time) annoying!"
46:41 <Honey> keeping him from flying... i suppose a grapple check?
46:55 <Fork> i weigh 300lb. I wanna sit on it.
47:43 <Honey> !roll 1d20+1 Grapple
47:44 <dicebot> Honey, Grapple: [1d20=19] 20
47:51 <Quarzuket> "hey Kira yell at the paracountess we catched the thing under the rug, if she wants to do something with it!
48:05 <Honey> no... not punching, grappling
48:08 <Honey> i dont get to do damage
48:23 <Honey> that IS a cmb
48:29 <Honey> you dont make two rolls, just the one
48:42 <Honey> i gotcha
48:45 <Honey> i used to play too
49:06 <Honey> "Somebody beat this thing bloddy!"
49:13 <Honey> bloody even
49:22 <Quarzuket> i am under the rug
49:31 <Kyra> they lifted it up
49:34 <Kyra> ?
49:41 <Kyra> if the imp is in it
49:45 <Kyra> and in his arms
49:50 <Kyra> idt it would cover the whole thing anymore
50:03 <Spork> Honey's on top, Q is under.
50:04 <Quarzuket> can i go freely underneath it or i have to move out
50:05 <Quarzuket> ?
50:22 <Kyra> ok
50:27 <Kyra> but that would move the rug
50:28 <Kyra> ?
50:33 <Kyra> cause material would be in the bubble
50:35 <Kyra> in his arms
50:49 <Fork> yeah
50:55 <Fork> but apparnetly  not much
51:15 <Quarzuket> hmm moving out of it
51:39 <Quarzuket> yup
51:48 <Quarzuket> G9
52:04 <Quarzuket> rage and smash
52:25 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+5+1
52:27 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+5+1: [1d20=10] 16
52:48 <kapow> !rng enemy honey
52:48 <diebot> kapow, enemy
53:12 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+4
53:13 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d6+4: [1d6=5] 9
54:06 <Kyra> move out from the rug, moving to f9
54:13 <Quarzuket> "there you go! little beast!
54:23 <Kyra> i can stab the bubble without hitting honey?
54:58 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+2 stab
55:03 <dicebot> Kyra, stab: [1d20=18] 20
55:11 <Kyra> thats +1
55:13 <Kyra> forgot bless
55:24 <Kyra> also 18-20 is threat range
55:40 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+2 stab
55:42 <dicebot> Kyra, stab: [1d20=7] 9
56:07 <Kyra> !roll 1d6+2 dmg
56:13 <dicebot> Kyra, dmg: [1d6=1] 3
56:43 <Quarzuket> "hey Kitaro yell at the paracountess we catched the thing under the rug, if she wants to do something with it!
57:13 <Kyra> end turn
57:47 <Honey> a massive 9
57:53 <Kitaro> back
58:00 <Quarzuket> "hey Kitaro yell at the paracountess we catched the thing under the rug, if she wants to do something with it!
58:20 <Kitaro> "Oh great, you guys are using the wrong weapon"
58:26 <Aaron1> ...
58:29 <Quarzuket> "Or not"
58:29 * Kitaro offers a silver morningstar..anyone wants ot use it?
58:44 <Kitaro> "Kyra, let me take your place"
58:55 <Kitaro> Ill start moving over, drop shortbow and draw mornignstar on nmy way
58:57 <Kitaro> on next action
59:01 <Kitaro> thats all for now
59:43 Aaron1 is now known as Wrothmonk
00:09 <Kitaro> you cant invis on grapple or at least offers no mechanical benefits
00:17 <Honey> alright, i know we have more people than we should, but constant invis is getting really old man...
00:23 <kapow> thats why i asked for cmd
01:26 <Wrothmonk> Say my name once its captured/dead if its done within the next half hour. Otherwise i'll be asleep.
01:45 <Fork> !throw 1d20-2
01:45 <diebot> Fork, 1d20-2: [1d20=15] 13
02:41 <Fork> "E''s up there!!"
03:29 <Fork> !throw 1d20+10
03:30 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+10: [1d20=7] 17
03:59 <Fork> !throw 2d6+13 "FOR DINNAR!"
03:59 <diebot> Fork, "FOR DINNAR!": [2d6=1,6] 20
04:31 <Kyra> thank
04:33 <Kyra> god
04:35 <Kitaro> "Eww"
04:35 <Quarzuket> "YAY"
04:42 <Fork> "Yum."
04:44 * Kitaro lies on the ground and pants
04:47 <Spork> FOR DINNAR!
04:54 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+3 per
04:54 <dicebot> Kyra, per: [1d20=4] 7
04:56 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
04:56 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=14] 16
04:57 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 perception
04:58 <diebot> Kitaro, perception: [1d20=16] 21
04:59 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perception
05:00 <dicebot> Quarzuket, perception: [1d20=2] 6
05:13 <Kitaro> wrothmonk
05:14 <Kitaro> wake up
05:19 <Honey> not searchng, im focused on fixing the bandages on my arms
05:24 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 per
05:24 <diebot> Fork, per: [1d20=6] 8
05:35 <Fork> "I'm the smrt one"\
05:42 * Kitaro grabs the box
05:49 * Kitaro picks up shorbow on the way out
05:51 <Fork> ( http://imgur.com/r/funny/BIb1h )
06:16 * Kitaro gives box to paracountess
06:28 <Kitaro> wrothmonk
06:34 <Kitaro> "Didnt she ask us to acquire it?"
06:37 <Kyra> no
06:38 <Kitaro> "oh"
06:40 * Kitaro gives a sheepish grin
06:41 <kapow> "Well if you insist."
06:45 <Spork> "No, we're supposed to take it from her, to someone else.
06:47 <kapow> the paracountess takes the box off kitaro
06:51 * Fork snatches the box back
06:54 * Fork threatens her wtih the sword
07:00 * Spork bops Kitaro in the head.
07:04 <kapow> "But you just gave it back to me?"
07:05 <Fork> "I killed it, it's MINE'
07:08 * Spork looks at Fork, takes the sword, and gives him an axe.
07:12 <Fork> "stupid birdman"
07:13 <Kitaro> "Urm sorry madam, but I think my companions were sayig I had to bring it to the pathfinder lodge"
07:14 * Kitaro shows note"
07:17 <kapow> "And here i was thinking you where giving me a present."
07:19 <Kitaro> "I think I misunderstood"
07:20 * Fork takes the axe and threatens paracountess iwth it
07:21 <Spork> "Fork, ya realize, ya said it was for dinnar.
07:21 <Kitaro> "Sorry"
07:22 <Fork> "my shiny"
07:33 * Spork picks up the dead imp halves and gives one to Fork.
07:41 * Fork takes the box and the axe and the bandanna off Spork's head and storms out.
07:41 * Kitaro looks at it curiously
07:43 <kapow> "You are a cute one aren't you, pity i would of loved such a gift."
07:53 <Kitaro> "Urm..I dont think you're my type really"
07:56 * Honey finishes refixing her arm bandages and comes out of the room.
07:57 <Kitaro> "Firstly, you arent shiny."
08:02 <Fork> ooh, yummy imp!
08:06 <kapow> she winks at kitaro before reluctantly handing the box to spork
08:08 <Kitaro> "Maybe if you were shiny I would consider"
08:14 * Kitaro looks at the imp
08:17 * Fork hugs Spork/-"thanks for the present!'
08:18 <Spork> "What ya doin' for dinnar, Para..." he thinks for a second. "Countess?"
08:25 <Honey> "Well we also got you a dead Imp... we left it in the room."
08:30 <kapow> "My dear I'm everyones type they just don't realize it until I am."
08:32 <Spork> "Thankya."
08:43 <Kitaro> "Sorry. If you were shinier, as I said, I would reconsider"
08:48 * Kitaro squawks
08:58 <kapow> "Oh well pity."
08:59 <Quarzuket> I think Wrothmonk wanted to yell at him on Skype to come back
08:59 <Kyra> lets go to temple?
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09:14 <Wrothmonk>  ok heard the name
09:25 <Fork> We got 'im
09:26 <kapow> "This rug will never have be stain free."
09:28 <Quarzuket> the Imp is dEad \o/
09:29 <Fork> or rather, i did. 
09:30 <kapow> you hear the paracountess sigh
09:32 <Wrothmonk> Good.
09:39 <Fork> "Cut 'im in half! Want some?"
09:40 <Kitaro> Okay next is the temple?
09:41 <Wrothmonk> bringing up devCA and skype
09:44 * Fork offers wrothmonk some
09:48 * Spork takes a bite out of his half.
09:51 * Spork carries the box.
09:53 <Wrothmonk> offers some what?
09:59 * Fork takes a bite out of Spork's piece of imp
10:01 <Spork> "This one's only little. Don't you got a bigger box?"
10:10 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2
10:11 <diebot> Spork, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
10:12 <Spork> reflex
10:15 Wrothmonk is now known as Aaron1
10:44 * Kitaro pokes his beak around at the Imp's halves
10:47 <Spork> "Anyway. We're goin. You gits keep up."
10:56 * Fork opens the box
11:04 <Kitaro> uuhh oh..
11:08 <Aaron1> Can I get a call please?
11:10 <Spork> "Hey, uh. Honey, where we goin' next?"
11:11 * Kitaro looks at the box..
11:17 * Kitaro tries to use those masterwork thieves tools to disable device
11:27 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+10 disable device with masterwork thieves tools
11:27 <diebot> Kitaro, disable device with masterwork thieves tools: [1d20=15] 25
11:32 <Kitaro> "Come on lock, I know you like me.."
11:38 * Kitaro blink blinks.
11:44 <Kitaro> "Ive never had a lock that didnt like me.."
12:00 <Kitaro> rugged it
12:20 <Spork> oh yeah, end rage.
12:24 * Spork pokes Fork.
12:29 <Spork> "Save some Angry."
12:31 <Quarzuket> oh yeah end rage as well :P
12:33 <Spork> "Might need it later."
12:37 * Kitaro laughs
12:39 <Fork> yeah
12:39 <Quarzuket> 2 rounds fatigued
12:44 * Fork isnst so ragey anymore
12:49 <Quarzuket> "back to Lodge rigth?"
12:59 <Kitaro> "The temple?"
13:39 <Quarzuket> oh yeah, i want to pray for the imp in the Jar to be tasty
13:55 * Kitaro looks quizzically at Quarzuket
14:21 <Quarzuket> :)
14:22 <Kyra> so
14:25 <Kitaro> temple
14:27 <Kyra> temple or temple
14:29 <Kitaro> I guess
14:43 * Honey is distracted by her arms.
14:55 <Kitaro> "Honey some day youre going to tell me whats beneath those bandages"
15:08 <Spork> "Kinda chewy, Spork."
15:13 * Kitaro pokes beak at Honey's bandages
15:21 <Kitaro> "Will there be shinies?"
15:30 * Honey kicks at Kitaro
15:37 <Honey> "Mind your own business."
15:48 <Kitaro> "Ow ow ow ow!"
15:49 * Honey seems to be in a goodly amount of pain and is irritable.
15:54 <Kitaro> "Why is everyone kicking me today :("
16:15 <Aaron1> "Sounds easy enough."
16:17 <kapow> “Thank the light of Sarenrae you have arrived! I knew Ambrus
16:17 <kapow> would come through for us in the Silver Crusade. I desperately
16:17 <kapow> need you to bring medicine to an orphanage and let me know
16:17 <Spork> "Right. So, that way!"
16:18 <kapow> if the headmistress, Gilga Baltwin, is deserving of our charity.
16:19 <kapow> Since our quest began, the needy have clamored for our aid,
16:20 * Kitaro rubs all the sore spots that everyone has been kicking him
16:21 <kapow> and I suspect some are abusing our generosity. It may sound
16:21 <kapow> cruel, but there are plenty of dishonest people out in the world
16:22 <kapow> eager for easy gold.
16:22 <kapow> “Do you know of the Silver Crusade? After discovering so
16:23 <kapow> many factions splintered the Society, a number of us banded
16:24 <kapow> together to proliferate the cause of charity and kindness using
16:24 <kapow> the Society’s resources. As it is said, ‘The Dawn brings new
16:24 <kapow> light’ and I’ve made it my life’s work to use our recent darkness
16:25 <kapow> to bring a new light to the world and to the Pathfinder Society.
16:25 <kapow> I apologize for straying off point. Will you bring this parcel
16:25 <kapow> of medicine to Auntie Baltwin’s Home for Recovery in the
16:25 <kapow> Eastgate district?”
16:29 * Fork bonks Spork on the head
16:33 * Spork starts heading off in the wrong way, and comes back to act like nothing's happened.
16:53 * Fork shoves Honey
17:14 <Kitaro> "Deliver the Goods? Sounds easy enough"
17:16 <Quarzuket> "Ok where is this Eastgate, I am kinda lost"
17:25 <Kitaro> "We have a map"
17:26 * Honey falls down and cries out in pain as she catches herself with her hands."
17:27 <Quarzuket> % or so
17:29 <Quarzuket> 5 or so
17:46 <Kyra> we have to goto the wise quater
17:48 <Kyra> while we are in town
17:51 <Quarzuket> "Who leads?"
17:51 * Spork elbows Fork in the ribs.
17:55 * Honey is tearing up.
18:01 * Kitaro looks at Honey
18:07 <Kitaro> "Is there anything we can help you with?"
18:17 * Kitaro undoes the bandages to see whats beneath
18:21 <Spork> "Which way we goin? That wat? What'd you do? She ain't Splade, quit messin' wit folk."
18:25 <Honey> "Excuse me.  I will be right back... I need to go visit a friend."
18:36 * Honey disappears for a few minutes.
18:54 <Fork> "Crazy woman"
19:02 <Kitaro> "Maybe I should investigate the area?"
19:04 * Spork offers to carry the medicine.. And then immediately gives it to Fork.
19:07 <Aaron1> "Alright lets go."
19:22 * Fork carry heavy things
19:23 <Kitaro> "Do you think theres a hidden back door into the orphanage?"
19:27 <Kitaro> "Do you think there are shinies there?"
19:29 <Fork> "wait fork, i carried the crate. YOu hold this!"
19:30 * Honey returns after a few minutes with fresh bandages.
19:33 * Fork shoves it into Fork's arms
19:52 * Spork tries to balance the box on Quarzuket's head.
20:00 <Quarzuket> "HEY!"
20:05 <Spork> "Wot?"
20:12 <Spork> "Spork did it!"
20:15 * Spork points.
20:16 * Honey Takes the box of medicine.
20:18 <Quarzuket> "Don't touch my hair!!!"
20:30 <kapow> Nearly swarming with cats and children, this fine upper-class
20:30 <kapow> home appears to be clean and in good condition considering
20:31 <kapow> the number and ages of its inhabitants. Three young boys
20:31 <kapow> shoot marbles in the dirt near the side porch, and inside
20:32 <Spork> "Wot, fraid I'll make it uglier? No luck."
20:33 <kapow> strewn toys and more cats lie about on the floors. A few
20:34 <kapow> children take care of chores, while coughs and sneezes softly
20:34 <kapow> erupt from the children’s dormitories upstairs.
20:35 <Kitaro> "eeee.They're sick"
20:36 <Honey> "This is for children... You shouldn't be fooling around with it!"
20:51 <kapow> Your greeted at door's by a rather ragged looking old lady.
21:01 <kapow> "Who are you what'a you want?"
21:04 <Kitaro> "Hi hi hi hi good lady!"
21:19 <Aaron1> "Were here to deliver some medicine."
21:24 <Fork> "How much for all the kids?"
21:25 <Spork> "We're here to uh.. Lookit the childrens! An' make sure yer doin' yer job! An' if ya ain't, Spork's gonna thump ya!"
21:26 <kapow> she takes the parcel off you
21:32 <Honey> "Excuse me.  Let me do the talking.  You all lack social graces from what I've noticed."
21:34 <Kitaro> "But we have ot make sure thge kids are well treated!"
21:47 <Kitaro> "Hey! Can I come in and have a look at hte establishment!"
22:02 <Spork> "Right. Lets see how far they can throw the gnome!"
22:06 <Fork> "i'm hungry@:
22:09 <Kitaro> "Hey!"
22:31 <Fork> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb85cvw9RQ1re4ne0o1_500.jpg
22:32 <Quarzuket> "you just had an imp, and you are hungry again?"
22:36 <kapow> "Right good job you got me the medicine thank you you can go now. Sale! SALE! These children aren't for sale!"
22:46 <Honey> "Hello.  My name is Honey, we are here to deliver medical supplies and assess the state of this orphanage."
22:50 <Kitaro> "No. I just wanted to pop in to look at the establishment!"
22:53 <Quarzuket> "NO thanks no more throwing today...
22:54 <Fork> "Well waddaya need them all for?"
22:58 <Kitaro> "Uh guys? I think Ill go for a potty break?"
23:07 * Kitaro sneaks to a nearby bush..
23:09 * Spork bonks Fork.
23:11 <Spork> "Shuddap!"
23:29 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10
23:29 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+10: [1d20=19] 29
23:34 <Honey> I DIPLO EVERYTHING
23:41 <Spork> How do the kids look?
23:47 <kapow> "I know you delivered them good, thank you now on with ya."
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24:08 <kapow> she shuts the door gentley letting it click soundly shut as you half finish your sentence
24:10 * Kitaro goes to find a bush to become..a Bush Bird!
24:15 <kapow> You hear her mumbling to herself
24:20 <Spork> "Want me to open the door for ya?"
24:27 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+8 stealth to sneak
24:27 <diebot> Kitaro, stealth to sneak: [1d20=2] 10
24:28 * Honey lightly knocks on the door.
24:29 * Spork has no idea what a door knob is.
24:35 <Kitaro> any windows?
24:44 <Honey> "No, I do not.  Go talk to the children..."
25:03 <Kitaro> trying to find an alternate entrance
25:06 * Fork finds some leftover imp in his pocket and sits down to lunch
25:09 <Kitaro> other hten the door. Ie. windows and stuff
25:15 <kapow> a shutter on the door opens a pair of dreary eyes appear in it a startling sight if any.
25:16 <Honey> my 29 gets the door shut in my face?
25:21 <Quarzuket> "You sure, you want HIM to talk to children?  They will be scared for the rest of their life..."
25:26 <kapow> "What you brought the medicine now on with ya."
25:48 <Kitaro> heh
25:55 <kapow> yes she shuts the door in your face politely she doesn't slam it shut in your face
26:05 <Spork> "Hey, you kids. She treatin' ya good?"
26:08 <Kitaro> trying to find alternate entrances to the place like windowz.
26:12 <Kitaro> to have aLooksee
26:29 <Aaron1> "We need to inspect this establishment to ensure that you need these supplies. We don't need anyone stealing pathfinder supplies."
26:34 <Honey> "We need to assess the state of this orphanage.  As it is it seems as if you are hiding something and we would have to report as such... I'm sure they would investigate further..."
27:27 <kapow> One of the snotty nosed kids whipes the snot dribbling from his nose on his sleeve before looking at you Spork. "We get fed we get out during the day and play like we are if we get sick we get looked after so i'd say yeah."
27:36 <Kitaro> any walls/windows to climb toget into the establishment
28:01 <Spork> "Ya get to fight with yer fellas enough? Gotta have some fightin'. Can't raise a boy without some fightin'."
28:03 <kapow> "My house is fine it's not going to collapse or anything I don't need you to fix any of my structures."
28:30 <Fork> "i cn break annyfin, if you want. After lunch"
28:41 <Kitaro> "Uh nope, but we were given orders to..check out the inside of the establishment"
28:46 <Kitaro> (while perched on a wall or something..)
29:27 <Kitaro> I wasnt holding supplies
29:30 <Honey> "We are trying to see if you could use more help.  Perhaps we could sit down and talk about this like civilized people."
29:32 <Kitaro> I was tryin to find alternate ways in there
29:34 <kapow> "No we don't fight, last week little timmy and goran had a scraff and auntie came out and clipped em both over the ears, normally auntie puts a stop to us fighting she doesn't like it when we fight."
30:03 <Spork> "Well, ya gots to fight some! Or else how ya gonna get big and strong, like Fork?"
30:09 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10
30:09 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+10: [1d20=12] 22
30:18 * Quarzuket whispers "Hey civilized... with Spork and Fork... Not gonna happen..."
30:24 <Spork> "Or even Spork, hes still kind of a wimp, look!"
30:26 <Kitaro> "Uh..yeah I suppose"
30:28 * Spork points at his brother.
30:34 <Kitaro> "Who was it who cut that imp into two?"
30:36 <kapow> "Fine you wait there i'll bring you a cup of tea."
30:46 * Kitaro is happy to fluff into the porch
30:49 <Quarzuket> "Fork"
30:56 <Spork> "Nah, that was Spork."
30:57 <Fork> "Spork"
30:59 <Kitaro> "So Spork is the wimp..?"
31:03 <Kitaro> "I dont get it"
31:03 <kapow> the shutter shuts and the set of eyes disappear and you can hear foot steps walking off towards the back of the house
31:10 <Fork> "i'm the older one! I'm the stron gone!"
31:12 <Honey> "Wonderful! I love a good cup of tea!"
31:14 <Kitaro> "How does your mom tell you two apart"
31:23 <Spork> "Well, if I did it, woulda cut that thing into three!"
31:25 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+3
31:27 <dicebot> Kyra, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
31:29 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 Perc
31:29 <diebot> Honey, Perc: [1d20=13] 14
31:31 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 perception
31:32 <diebot> Kitaro, perception: [1d20=9] 14
31:34 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 perception
31:35 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perception
31:35 <dicebot> Quarzuket, perception: [1d20=13] 17
31:35 <dicebot> Aaron1, perception: [1d20=9] 14
32:05 <Quarzuket> yup 14
32:15 <Quarzuket> or?
32:24 <Kyra> aaron1 rolled 14
32:27 <Kitaro> quarz got 17
32:40 <kapow> "Wow you saw an imp can i see it!?"
32:48 <Spork> "Well, ya can see my half.."
32:55 <Honey> "Perhaps you should go show them the pickled imp."
32:59 <Quarzuket> "Show him the jar maybe?"
33:03 * Spork shows off, including the part he gnawed on.
33:04 * Fork burps
33:06 <Kyra> time to scar some children for life
33:08 <Fork> Mine's gone!
33:25 <kapow> A chorus of ews come from the other children as the one child who was interested exclaims "Oh thats awesome!"
33:31 <Kitaro> "I think Quarz has a full sample"
33:39 <Kitaro> "Ask the little guy nicely, maybe he'll show you"
33:52 <Kitaro> nope quarz was hoping his imp was still...
33:54 <Kitaro> ah k
34:06 <Kitaro> "Ask the guy with the guns, I think he has a whole sample"
34:13 * Honey whispers at Kitaro... go slip around back and see if you can see anything while I'm having tea with the lady of the house."
34:22 * Kitaro finds a bush to Bushbird again
34:31 <Quarzuket> "I hate human kids, they are so spoiled, do not try to drag me into this stuff"
34:33 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+8 stealth
34:34 <diebot> Kitaro, stealth: [1d20=9] 17
34:34 <Aaron1> "Sure since you insist."
34:44 * Aaron1 takes out pickled imp
34:46 * Kitaro tries to find the backdoor/window to sneak in
34:48 <Honey> you dont get to know your stealth roll mort.
34:53 <Kitaro> ah sorry
34:56 <Kitaro> Ill roll private
35:12 <Kyra> about to get rolled by a preteen
35:13 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+8 stealth @kapow to sneak in and find a backdoor/window
35:13 <Honey> and i said to wait till im having tea
35:15 <Kyra> for his pickled imp
35:16 <Kyra> rofl
35:41 <Quarzuket> "OOOH SHADDAP YOU SPOILED BRAT"
35:48 <Spork> "Ey! Thats his imp! If you want it, you gotta kill 'im, then take it."
35:55 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20 intimidate.
35:56 <dicebot> Quarzuket, intimidate.: [1d20=4] 4
36:02 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+8s stealth @kapow
36:05 <Kitaro> did it work?
36:09 <Aaron1> "Sorry kido but I went through a bit to get this."
36:25 * Honey yells at the child. "Sweety don't do that you might get some of that foul smelling gunk on you!"
36:39 * Fork yawns
36:43 <Fork> "we going in or what?"
36:48 <Aaron1> "Also why would you want this? Its rather stinky."
36:51 <kapow> The child turns to you Quarzuket pulling his eyelid down exposing his eye and poking his tounge at you "nnnnnnwnwnwnnwnn"
37:12 <Honey> "Honey come here!"
37:18 * Quarzuket slaps Fork "Patience"
37:22 * Honey pulls a gold coin from her pocket...
37:35 * Fork bonks Quarzuket 
37:41 <Quarzuket> "Pff, Wait till I catch you!"
37:55 <Honey> "Go give it back and then I'll give you this gold piece so you can go buy the children some sweets."
39:05 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+8 stealth for backdoor/window @kapow 
39:10 <kapow> As the kid gets to the top of the steps another 3 children and auntie appear at the door opening it and coming outside the 3 kids are each carrying 2 chairs and auntie a tray with a kettle pot and tea cups on it.
39:20 <Spork> "Is he the smart one? Need some kids like Fork and Spork to handle smart ones."
39:30 <Quarzuket> "These "Kids" do not deserve any sweets"
40:16 <kapow> "You in the bush get outta there i can see you you know!"
40:17 <Fork> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2nbaXuv51re4ne0o1_500.jpg
40:28 <Honey> "I was going to buy them some treats.  I really should have asked shouldn't I have?  I'm sorry... May I buy them some treats?"
40:37 <Honey> and kitaro was going around back
41:01 <kapow> she takes your gold coin
41:11 <Quarzuket> "They do not behave!"
41:13 <Honey> "Very well!  I hope they get them soon, they seem like such sweet children."
41:21 <Quarzuket> "give gold back!"
41:30 <Quarzuket> :(
41:31 * Kitaro sheepishly flops out of the bush
41:33 <Spork> "Well, m'boss said to 'ave us a look inside. And me an' Spork are gonna have us a look inside. You can either open the door, or call a uh.. whatever ya call the fella who makes doors."
41:33 <kapow> "Some are some aren't depends on the day and the child really."
41:54 <Honey> "May I sit?"
41:56 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 perception SEE ALL DA THINGS
41:57 <dicebot> Aaron1, perception SEE ALL DA THINGS: [1d20=3] 8
42:04 * Fork grunt sand stands up next to the door
42:09 <Quarzuket> "Ok, ok, i just shaddap and watch"
42:20 <Kitaro> "Hey thats our Shinies!"
42:25 <Kitaro> "Or its Aarons!"
42:27 * Kitaro chases after
42:34 <Honey> "I believe that child just went inside with a Pickled Imp..."
42:39 <kapow> "Guards Guards I'm being violated! Trespasser Tress Passer!!!!"
42:39 * Fork goes inside.
42:39 * Spork sees people running and goes along too!
42:46 <Kitaro> "Its our IMP!"
42:52 * Kitaro chases!
43:06 * Honey shakes her head in shame...
43:09 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+7 ref
43:10 <dicebot> Aaron1, ref: [1d20=17] 24
43:33 <Honey> "Why couldn't I be sent out with respectable people?"
43:38 * Quarzuket sits down.
43:42 <kapow> !roll 1d4
43:43 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4: [1d4=4] 4
43:55 <Quarzuket> lol
44:03 <Aaron1> 9/11
44:15 * Kitaro chases those teapot bugges..
44:19 <Kitaro> "REturn us our Imp"
44:20 <Aaron1> "AGH HOT!"
44:42 <kapow> Auntie pushes the children back through the front door and slams it in all your faces
44:50 <Quarzuket> "hahaha"
45:00 <Kitaro> "They took our IMP!"
45:06 <kapow> "Help Guards!!!!! These people are trying to attack my children!"
45:15 <Kitaro> "That little kid..he stole our IMP!"
45:17 <kapow> Within seconds a couple of guards appear
45:21 <kapow> "Right what'ya think your all doing."
45:28 <Kitaro> "That little kid stole our IMP!"
45:34 <Spork> "Wotever it is, Spork did it."
45:35 <Fork> * Fork goes inside.
45:36 * Spork points.
45:38 <Honey> "Well I'm trying to assess this orphanage."
45:42 <Kitaro> "We were trying to get it back!"
45:48 <kapow> "What IMP where? You mean that big one he's got imp."
45:50 <Quarzuket> "I am not with them, I just was walking around and and they did draw me into this mess"
45:51 * Fork opens the door and lets therest of the party in
45:52 <Kitaro> "No..the pickled Imp!"
45:57 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20 bluff
45:58 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bluff: [1d20=16] 16
46:14 <Kitaro> "Aaron had a pickled imp but kid stole it!"
46:53 <Kitaro> "Its our IMP!"
47:17 <Fork> 'that's our stuff"
47:24 <Fork> !throw 1d20+5
47:25 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
47:26 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 assist the weak brother!
47:26 <diebot> Spork, assist the weak brother!: [1d20=15] 20
47:28 <Fork> smd door
47:30 * Honey seeing this happening... i step back behind the guards...
47:32 <kapow> "YOU THERE CEASE AND DESIST!!!!!!"
47:35 <Honey> "I'm not part of that..."
47:41 <Kitaro> "W'ere just getting back what's ours!"
47:50 <Kitaro> "The kid stole our pickled IMP!"
47:52 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10
47:52 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+10: [1d20=15] 25
48:06 <Honey> RAWR I DIPLO GOOD!
48:21 * Quarzuket still sits and is trying to act, like he is no part of this.
48:45 <Kitaro> ouch..
48:54 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 fort save
48:54 <diebot> Spork, fort save: [1d20=3] 8
48:57 <Fork> !throw  1d20+5 save
49:03 <Fork> !throw 1d20+5 save
49:04 <diebot> Fork, save: [1d20=3] 8
49:08 <Kitaro> haha
49:11 <Kitaro> this IS hilarious
49:12 <Kyra> sleepy time
49:14 <Fork> "i'm the pretty one!"
49:23 <Fork> zzz
49:30 <Kitaro> "Okay okay..youve made your point"
49:39 * Kitaro tries to drag both of hte half orcs out of the way..
49:42 <kapow> "RIGHT YOU LOT ARE COMING WITH US!"
49:50 * Quarzuket whispers "Serve them right!"
50:00 <Kitaro> urgh..
50:02 <Kitaro> k..
50:05 * Honey points at herself... "Even me?
50:07 <Kitaro> get along with the guards..I guess
50:13 <Kitaro> theres drag
50:21 <kapow> "Your here your a witness."
50:45 <Honey> !throw 1d20+6
50:47 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+6: [1d20=7] 13
50:53 * Quarzuket looks other way, in hope the guards will ignore him"
51:52 <Honey> "Alright, but please be careful of my arms... I've already had a rough time today and they aren't doing very well."
52:29 <Honey> "Pity you know... I was about to have some tea when all this unpleasantness started."
52:36 <Kitaro> the key is not to give the medicine
52:41 <Kitaro> til lshe lets you in
52:43 <Kitaro> but nevermind
52:47 <Kyra> brb food
52:54 <Kitaro> dont even take it out lolz
52:59 <Kitaro> anyway
53:02 <Kitaro> we can explain it whe nwe're in jail
53:18 <kapow> "You just need to come with us your not under arrest don't worry. We just need you to answer a few questions. You lot on the other hand" (The guards look at Kyra, Aaro and Kitaro.) "Your responsible for this lot your coming with them!"
53:27 * Kitaro flops off..
53:36 * Kitaro sulks
54:22 * Aaron1 is stumbling around clutching his face
54:27 <Kitaro> "Guards, one of those little imps in there stole our pickled Imp.."
54:32 <Kitaro> "We were just trying to get it back"
55:05 <kapow> "Sure they did you bloody pathfinders always causing trouble. Lets see how you like it down at the station."
55:17 * Kitaro goes down to the station with them
55:29 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+0 diplomacy
55:29 <diebot> Kitaro, diplomacy: [1d20=15] 15
55:38 * Honey follows the guards.
56:08 <Kitaro> "I didnt hit anyone!"
56:31 <kapow> "Those 2 assaulted that old lady."
56:46 <Kitaro> "We were just trying to get in..to get our Pickled Imp Back"
56:52 <Kitaro> "The door was closed"
56:52 <kapow> The guards throw Spork and Fork in seperate cells and proceed to begin interigating the remainder of the party."
57:11 <kapow> "Sure you where."
57:43 <kapow> One of the guards turns to Honey "You where there whats the story?!"
58:04 <Honey> "Well it is all a most dreadful misunderstanding I think."
58:32 <Honey> "The child, being a child, took the imp to play with I'm sure."
58:56 <Honey> "Seeing this I tried to get it back with some kind words and the promise of sweets."
59:06 <kapow> "So why where those 2 battering down that ladies door!?"
59:39 <Honey> "To get the Imp back.  I believe one of them mentioned it was worth 25 gold pieces."
59:56 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10
59:56 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+10: [1d20=7] 17
00:14 <kapow> "25 gold pieces for an imp HAHAHAHA you been down to the pickled Imp haven't ya's!"
00:30 <Honey> "I suppose thats where they got it."
00:44 <Honey> "I didn't witness them purchase it."
01:03 <Honey> "It obviously had a great amount of sentimental value...."
01:43 <kapow> "I've seen customers like you lot before Guaril's a shifter bugger but he'd be able to sell a pig wings if he tried."
02:21 <kapow> "Any way that doesn't explain why you where beating down that old ladies doors."
02:30 <Honey> "Well I think he was trying to get inside to get the imp back..."
02:35 <Quarzuket> lol
03:03 <Honey> "You... know... barbarians aren't the smartest lot.  Someone told him it was worth 25gp, and he naturally believed it."
03:10 <kapow> "Not like that you don't not in this town. If the kid had of stole something you should of come to use first and we'd of handled it."
03:43 <Honey> "I'm going to have to point towards Barbarian intellectualism again." 
03:49 * Honey laughs softly.
03:55 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10
03:56 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+10: [1d20=14] 24
04:08 <kapow> give me a diplo + a private sense motive
04:25 <Kitaro> going to..
04:28 <Kitaro> switch clel
04:35 Kitaro has quit (Quit: )
04:35 <Honey> !throw 1d20+6 @kapow
05:33 <kapow> "Right look maybe this is all a miss understanding like you said, Those 2 broke the law none the less but I kinda feel sorry for that stupid one (He indicated Aaron) for paying so much for a stupid imp. How about we get the imp back and we get to keep it and we'll drop the charges against these 2?"
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06:33 <Honey> "Well... I would like to agree, but it is not my imp.  We would have to ask the owner."
06:56 <kapow> "Oi stupid, deal?"
07:10 <Aaron1> "Deal."
07:17 <Honey> "Are you two well acquainted with Auntie?  I was trying to have a conversation about her orphanage before this whole thing happened."
08:05 <Honey> "I want to know if she needs help, how she treats the children, anything she might need assistance with?"
08:08 <kapow> "Right go get those 2 out of their cells and wake them up. You can take them out of here but if we catch you lot anywhere near that old ladies place again there won't be no slap on the wrist twice."
08:48 <Honey> "Oh how very kind of you!"
08:49 * Quarzuket whispers to Aaron. "Are you sure" I think that the imp is to expensive for these hot hats"
08:58 <kapow> "What you mean that old lady, we see her on our roots once or twice from time to time with the kids having a cuppa on the porch."
09:07 * kitaro rubs manacles
09:26 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 perception
09:29 <dicebot> Aaron1, perception: [1d20=9] 14
09:43 <kitaro> I amnot on skype for now
09:51 <kitaro> S just say stuff here for me
09:54 <kapow> the guard sniffs around in the air a little then looks at Aaron
09:59 <kapow> "You been drinking?"
10:30 <kitaro> Both aaron and the two orcs have
10:42 <Honey> "We had a meeting with the Paracountess earlier.  They indulged themselves at her urging."
10:51 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 perc
10:52 <diebot> Honey, perc: [1d20=11] 12
11:02 <Aaron1> "Not excessively. I had a glass of wine a while ago but thats it."
11:03 <kapow> "Well how come they don't smell like alcohol."
11:34 <Honey> "Well I didn't drink at all.  I am less then appreciative of the taste..."
11:45 <kitaro> "Probably puked it out"
12:09 <kapow> "Get this lot outta my sight last thing i need is more paperwork if i can avoid it. We'll be keeping the imp if we can get it back."
12:23 <Honey> "I'll keep them them out of trouble and away from the old woman's house, you have my promises."
13:00 <Spork> "Spork? Wot happened?"
13:12 * Tashagorath drinks and looks around
13:16 <Aaron1> "I did get splashed with some hot mixture when I ran into the lady while attempting to get my imp back."
13:27 <Tashagorath> "oh not again"
13:38 <Quarzuket> "You have taken a beaty sleep."
13:38 Tashagorath is now known as fork2
13:45 <kitaro> "They knocked both of you out and tossed us in the station"
13:50 <Spork> "So I'm the pretty one now?"
13:55 <Quarzuket> beauty*
13:55 * Spork looks at Fork.
13:58 <fork2> Wot he do that for?
14:03 <Spork> "Yep. I mus' be the pretty one."
14:31 <Honey> "Now before you two boys get up in a huff about it.  Lets just go back to the temple and report."
15:03 * fork2 plods along behind
15:04 <Honey> "We delivered the medicine.  Lets move on."
15:14 <Spork> "Wot huff? I'm the good lookin' one, thats enough."
15:35 * Honey we go back to the temple to report.
15:47 <kapow> you can't smell too much when you go to sniff in you feel the blisters that have start forming in your nose and on your face start to stretch and one pops in your nose it's ooey goey ness squelching and making you cough
16:23 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 Heal
16:23 <diebot> Honey, Heal: [1d20=3] 3
16:39 <fork2> That's gross, Kapow
16:46 * Honey can't find anything wrong and is worried.
16:58 <Kyra> acid tea
17:10 <Honey> the tea kettle was full of hot water... you let it steep before you drink
17:17 <kitaro> !throw 1d20+0 heal look see also
17:17 <diebot> kitaro, heal look see also: [1d20=15] 15
17:20 <Honey> which allows it time to cool
17:28 <fork2> 100c does not instantly blister
17:29 <Honey> anyways, brb
18:15 <Spork> "Hey Spork, we showed that door."
18:28 <Honey> I tell the lady we are reporting to everything that happened, and that the people who got covered in the tea smell of whiskey other than that she is severely grouchy and inhospitable as a host.
18:29 <Aaron1> "This is going to sound gross, but can somebody tell me if my clothes smell of alcohol?"
18:38 <fork2> "puny door"
18:41 <Quarzuket> "The door hit you so hard, that you both fell asleep..."
18:55 <kitaro>  "It was the guards actually"
18:55 <Kyra> we still have to visit dremdhet
19:04 <kitaro> Yeah last one
19:09 * Spork sniffs Aaron's shirt, getting all close to do it.
19:38 <Kyra> goto wise quarter to see dremdhet
19:39 <Kyra> ?
19:41 * kitaro pokes beak to aarons shirt as well
19:43 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 @kapow
19:44 <kitaro> Yeah
19:54 * Aaron1 gently pushes Spork away to an appropriate distance for sniffing
20:03 <kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 @kapow
21:05 <kitaro> "Aaron. Your clothes smell of tea!"
21:14 <Spork> "Hey, yer shirt smells like rum! An that stuff wit the leaves on hot water. But rum! You holdin' out on ole' Fork?"
21:19 <kitaro> "No whiskey"
21:40 <Spork> "You think  don't know the diffrence tween rum an' whiskey? Ey, Fork!"
21:51 * Spork pushes Fork's face against Aaron's chest.
21:53 <Spork> "Smell 'at."
21:54 <kitaro> You get to decide which of us are drunk
22:11 <Spork> "Dats rum, ennit?"
22:11 <Aaron1> "No, but I think we can safely say that that lady shouldn't get the medicine. She's been drinking and possibly the children to!"
22:44 <kitaro> "The medicine is with her already. You sure fork isn't drunk?"
22:58 <kitaro> "I smelt tea?"
22:58 <Honey> I tell the lady we are reporting to everything that happened, and that the people who got covered in the tea smell of whiskey other than that she is severely grouchy and inhospitable as a host.
23:16 <fork2> "that lady got us dranked and beat us over the eads"
23:20 <Aaron1> "The guard smelled it to, and I have not been drinking."
23:42 <kitaro> Knowing silver crusade they would make us do penance
23:59 <kitaro> For all the stuff we did lol
24:26 <fork2> Also she stole from us!"
25:00 <kitaro> "The kid stole our pickled imp"
25:03 <fork2> "and when we tried to get it back her guards assaulted us!"
25:29 <fork2> "you really should investigate that."
25:30 <kitaro> Ok going to get screwed. Telling silver crusade dudes you have an imp?
25:52 <Honey> Family tomb!
25:55 <Honey> go go!
25:59 <Spork> "Alright, wots the next job? Does it got stuff for Fork to swing at an' miss? Is his turn."
25:59 <kitaro> Ok
26:02 <Honey> we head to the family estate
26:12 * Spork pushes Fork along infront of him.
26:28 * kitaro stays at the back
26:54 * Spork takes the bandana from Fork.
29:16 <kapow> “Good day to you, Pathfinders. I am Amenopheus, the Sapphire
29:16 <kapow> Sage, advisor to Master Salhar. I understand you were sent
29:16 <kapow> here to discuss archaeological permissions. Knowing this was
29:16 <kapow> coming, I spoke with Master Salhar at length on the subject
29:16 <kapow> and have this to say.
29:16 <kapow> “Since Osirion was reopened to exploration a decade ago,
29:16 <kapow> adventurers, historians, and treasure-seekers flock to my
29:16 <kapow> country by the hundreds, perhaps thousands. While most
29:16 <kapow> families with ancestral burial vaults maintain guards and keep
29:16 <kapow> their sites out of the hands of casual thieves, not all families
29:16 <kapow> have the wealth or power to restrict everyone, and as we all
29:16 <kapow> know, not every defense is perfectly secure. Unscrupulous
29:16 <kapow> tomb robbers and maligned merchant organizations cause
29:16 <kapow> Osirion to bleed relics into the Inner Sea—something the
29:16 <kapow> descendents of Ancient Osirion cannot afford. We Osiriani
29:16 <kapow> have thousands of years of rich history coursing through our
29:16 <kapow> veins, and while that power has been out of focus in recent
29:16 <kapow> years, we are content to wait, knowing our enemies will wear
29:16 <kapow> themselves down. As they fall into arrogance, folly, or greed,
29:16 <kapow> we wait for our return to power, knowing we bear the riches of
29:16 <kapow> our ancestors at our feet.
29:16 <kapow> “Master Salhar remains impressed by the Pathfinder
29:16 <kapow> Society, orating in their favor a handful of times in front
29:16 <kapow> of Absalom’s Grand Council, in fact. Due to previous
29:16 <kapow> relationships between him and the Society, Master Salhar
29:16 <kapow> has agreed to grant permission to the Pathfinder Society to
29:16 <kapow> explore his family’s vaults below Sothis. The only thing he
29:16 <kapow> requires is that you retrieve the map of the vaults from his
29:16 <kapow> own vault here. The servant will lead you to the basement
29:16 <kapow> and show you the room.”
29:17 <kapow> The Sapphire Sage’s eyes twinkle as he smirks knowingly,
29:18 <kapow> then he turns back to reading his book as though he had
29:18 <kapow> never been disturbed.
29:40 * Honey follows Jeffery
29:53 * Quarzuket follows Honey
30:00 <kitaro> "Oooh shinies!"
30:08 * Aaron1 follows quarzuket
30:15 * kitaro pushes to go in front
30:33 <Honey> "Thank you Jeffery."
30:33 * kitaro wants to be first down to grab the shinies
30:54 * Aaron1 mutters "Knew that was going to happen…"
30:55 <Quarzuket> "where are you going? Get in line!
31:10 <kapow> A plain stone room contains three chests: a copper-banded
31:11 <kapow> chest of smooth, dark wood; a red lacquered chest; and what
31:13 <kapow> looks to be a cube of solid steel. Behind the chests sits a low
31:14 <kapow> table holding a clear glass jar half full of liquid and a covered
31:14 <kapow> wicker basket.
31:27 * Honey approaches the glass jar. 
31:33 <Spork> "Huh." Wot you think, Spork?"
32:16 <Quarzuket> "Is the liquid in the jar safe?"
32:22 * Honey sniffs the liquid.
32:23 * Aaron1 approaches the metal block
32:30 * kitaro looks into basket
32:40 * kitaro shakes basket
32:56 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 Perc @kapow
33:23 * Quarzuket wonders what has happened to Kitaro.
33:38 <kitaro> I'm off skype
33:42 <kitaro> Tell me what happens here
33:44 <kapow> !throw 1d2
33:45 <diebot> kapow, 1d2: [1d2=1] 1
33:50 <kitaro> Ow!
33:51 <Honey> "This doesn't smell like anything bad."
33:54 <Quarzuket> you should roll reflex
34:01 <Kyra> its a snake cannon
34:09 <kitaro> !throw 1d20+6 reflex
34:09 <diebot> kitaro, reflex: [1d20=12] 18
34:23 <Honey> "But then why would anyone put a key in a jar full of water."
34:25 <Quarzuket> you should roll fort now
34:42 <kitaro> !throw 1d20+1 fort
34:43 <diebot> kitaro, fort: [1d20=9] 10
35:05 <kitaro> What happens?
35:13 <Quarzuket> "yes, why?"
35:33 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 ini
35:33 <diebot> Honey, ini: [1d20=18] 18
35:34 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 init
35:35 <Quarzuket> init
35:36 <Kyra> !roll 1d20 init
35:44 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2 init
35:44 <dicebot> Aaron1, init: [1d20=7] 12
35:44 <dicebot> Quarzuket, init: [1d20=12] 14
35:45 <dicebot> Kyra, init: [1d20=12] 12
35:56 <fork2> !throw 1d20+2 init 
35:56 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 init
35:56 <kitaro> !throw 1d20+6 init
35:57 <diebot> fork2, init: [1d20=11] 13
35:57 <diebot> Spork, init: [1d20=19] 21
35:58 <diebot> kitaro, init: [1d20=7] 13
36:10 * fork2 the pretty one
36:12 <kitaro> Tell me if i must make any more fort saves here
36:20 * fork2 takes the bandana
36:31 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 bite the snake
36:32 <diebot> Spork, bite the snake: [1d20=10] 16
36:38 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 damage
36:39 <diebot> Spork, damage: [1d20=3] 8
36:51 <Spork> !throw 1d4+5
36:52 <diebot> Spork, 1d4+5: [1d4=3] 8
36:58 <Quarzuket> lol
37:15 <kitaro> He chomped snake into 2?
37:19 <Quarzuket> "tasty?"
37:19 <fork2> He bit the snake off your face. 
37:23 <Aaron1> "Eww…"
37:26 * Spork throws half a snake at Fork.
37:29 <kitaro> Gosh
37:31 * fork2 catches it in his mouth and chews
37:39 <kitaro> "No! Snake mine!
37:41 <fork2> Crunchy!
37:49 <Spork> "Ya can fight Fork for it.."
37:53 <kitaro> "My snake!"
38:04 * fork2 puts Tue other half in his pocket
38:09 * kitaro takes a good look at fork and thinks better of the idea
38:10 * Honey is shocked...
38:28 <kapow> percep kitaro
38:32 * Quarzuket wants to taste as well.
38:34 <fork2> Kitaro  roll per
38:47 <kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 perception
38:47 <diebot> kitaro, perception: [1d20=6] 11
39:29 <Fork> "Hey, hey spork! Is that a snake in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
39:34 * Fork laughs frighteningly loud
39:38 * kitaro takes key out from basket
39:47 * Aaron1 taps the metal block
40:01 <Spork> "Its a snake, ya idjit. I'm sicka seein you, you're ugly."
40:01 <kitaro> See? I am good at finding shinies!
40:15 * Quarzuket pokes the metal block with falchion
40:39 <Aaron1> "Theres a keyhole on this."
40:45 <Aaron1> "Anyone find a key?"
40:49 <Fork> "Shut up Fork, i'm the pretty one!"
40:57 <Spork> "Aint there a key in that jar?"
40:58 <Quarzuket> "You wish"
41:03 * Spork sticks a finger in the jar.
41:06 * Fork slams the flat of the axe into Fork's chest and snatches the sword back
41:16 <kapow> !roll 1d6
41:17 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
41:26 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 reflex
41:27 <diebot> Spork, reflex: [1d20=11] 13
41:41 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 heal check
41:42 <diebot> Honey, heal check: [1d20=10] 10
41:47 <Quarzuket> spork did get burned
41:47 * Aaron1 looks over at the screaming
41:52 * Spork pulls it out, yelling and kicking and steps on Fork's foot.
42:01 * Quarzuket laughs at Spork.
42:03 * Honey tells everyone to back away and then throws the glass at a far wall.
42:17 <Aaron1> "Ah a key. In something that hurts apparently… /Perfect/"
42:53 * Honey pokes the key out of the acid with her quarterstaff.
42:54 * Spork looks at Quarzuket, confused. "Wot? Fork's the one lookin' stupid."
42:59 * Spork switches places with Fork.
43:01 <Quarzuket> " I am not touching it!"
43:03 <kitaro> "That's easy"
43:25 <kitaro> "Throw the flask out on something hard and break it"
43:36 * Honey picks the key up.
43:44 * Fork points at Fork
43:45 <Fork> you do it@!
43:47 <kitaro> "Then pick the key out from the remains"
43:59 <Quarzuket> we did that already :)
44:04 <kitaro> Ah k
44:09 <kapow> people already threw the jar n it's been washed off and honey now has picked it up
44:10 <kitaro> I'm not on skype
44:14 <kitaro> Lol
44:18 * Honey goes up to copper chest and tries to unlock it.
44:19 <Spork> 10/13
44:26 <Quarzuket> :)
44:34 <Spork> 10/15. right,
44:37 <Honey> !throw 1d20+2
44:38 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
44:56 * Quarzuket looks confused.
45:02 <Honey> "It's an illusion."
45:04 <kitaro> QDcgqfaap
45:08 <Quarzuket> "what the hell?
45:11 <Aaron1> "Try the steel block then?"
45:20 * Aaron1 taps the steel block "It seems solid."
45:34 <Spork> "Yeah, its an.. ill-ooh-shun! Didn't you know that?"
46:08 <Quarzuket> "whoo is this uh-shun and why is he ill?"
46:21 * Honey hands the key to aaron.  "Unlock it."
46:52 <kapow> The key snaps in half and turns to dust in your hands
47:00 <Aaron1> "Well… That didn't work."
47:06 <Quarzuket> "you broke it?" 
47:26 <Spork> "Wod you break the key for?"
47:26 <Honey> "Kitaro sweety, would you mind unlocking these?"
47:30 <Aaron1> "It disintegrated…"
47:35 <Spork> "Does the other one work in the other box?"
47:44 <Aaron1> "And I didn't mean to break it."
47:51 <Quarzuket> "Damn, and I thought Spork is the clumsy one here...
48:01 <Spork> "Yer right. He is.
48:09 * Spork grins at his brother. "Clumsy!"
48:17 <Aaron1> "I. Am. Not. Clumsy."
48:28 <Fork> "Can i step on it? That'kll open it?
48:56 <Fork> queue kitaro opening stuff
48:57 * Quarzuket steps few steps back before Fork makes another crazy idea true"
49:22 <Spork> "Lets step on it together!"
49:24 <Honey> "Kitaro, sweety, unlock this one please."
49:25 * Aaron1 steps back as well.
49:27 <Spork> "Ready? One.. three!"
49:30 <kapow> Kitaro everyone in the group is beseaching you to try your key in one of the chests
49:35 * Spork steps.
49:58 <Quarzuket> "wait! let me find something where i can cover first!!!"
50:21 kapow gives voice to kitaro
50:26 kitaro has quit (EOF from client)
50:27 kapow gives voice to fork2
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50:40 <Honey> Mystery solved!
50:45 kapow gives voice to Mort-
50:48 * Fork steps!
50:54 <Honey> kitaro unlock the chest.
51:15 <Quarzuket> "please and dont be so clumsy as Aaron...
51:18 <Mort-> Wee
51:27 <Mort-> Thanks
51:28 <Fork> Mort-!
51:28 <Kyra> her tools broke
51:29 <Kyra> so
51:34 <Mort-> Lol
51:36 <Mort-> Need to get new pair
51:56 <Aaron1> "I am not clumsy. Also how could I manage to disintegrate a key. I'm not exactly strong..."
52:11 <kapow> honey which chest?
52:17 <Mort-> Lock doesn't like you
52:28 <Spork> there were 10 spares earlier, someone grabbed em.
52:31 <Spork> open the box!
52:32 <Fork> (there were 10 sets of masterkeys in the box from the first scenario. You have tools. Open the chest)
52:33 <Quarzuket> "Don't ask me, I know what I have seen with my very own eyes!"
52:36 <Honey> the red one....
52:44 <Honey> unlocking it
52:58 <Aaron1> "Yes but it was not a result of any clumsiness."
53:02 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+3
53:03 <dicebot> Kyra, 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9
53:05 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 perception
53:06 <dicebot> Aaron1, perception: [1d20=12] 17
53:08 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 per
53:09 <diebot> Fork, per: [1d20=1] 3
53:10 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 better perception than Fork!
53:10 <diebot> Spork, better perception than Fork!: [1d20=9] 11
53:11 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perception
53:11 <dicebot> Quarzuket, perception: [1d20=7] 11
53:13 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 perc
53:13 <diebot> Honey, perc: [1d20=11] 12
53:49 <Honey> i can see fork now... "Spork!  I HAVE TWO FEET!"
53:56 <Quarzuket> "If you say so" *thinks his own truth*
54:14 <Honey> "NO MORE HOPPIN FOR THIS ORC!  IM WALKIN NOW BITCHES!"
54:17 <Mort-> I grabbed one only
54:19 <Spork> I can see the response: OMG ME TOO!
54:33 <Fork> Mort-: someone grabbed the rest. we don't remember who. we say you did.
54:41 * Fork FEET!
55:01 <Quarzuket> "Are you sure?"
55:14 * Spork steps on Fork's feet.
55:15 * Fork makes double sure that he has two feet
55:20 <Quarzuket> what if they are another ill-oo-shun?
55:42 <Mort-> Ok
55:46 <Mort-> Use them then
55:55 <Mort-> Check for disable is +8
56:17 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8 for Mort to do stuff!
56:18 <diebot> Spork, for Mort to do stuff!: [1d20=9] 17
56:21 Mort- has quit (EOF from client)
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56:49 <kapow> what are you using them on why are you using them and why are you using them on what your using them on specifically
57:33 <Spork> Mort gave me numbers so I rolled stuff!
57:34 <Aaron1> "Hey, theres a key up there." 
57:40 <Spork> "Up where?"
57:41 * Aaron1 points up at the roof
57:43 * Spork looks.
57:54 <Spork> "Hey, netball head, come'ere."
57:56 * Honey uses her quarterstaff and knocks it down
57:58 * Spork holds out a hand.
57:59 <Quarzuket> "Up your ass Spork" *grins funny*
58:11 <Spork> "No, thats Spork."
58:25 <Spork> "Hey Spork, stand still.
58:27 <Fork> "ya bit short there honeytits'
58:27 <Mort-> Ok
58:29 <Honey> !throw 1d20-4
58:29 <diebot> Honey, 1d20-4: [1d20=9] 5
58:32 * Spork pushes Spork under the key and climbs up.
58:33 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+6+1
58:33 <dicebot> Aaron1, 1d20+6+1: [1d20=17] 24
58:38 <Honey> I HIT THE SQUARE!
58:42 * Mort- points grappling hook and fires
59:09 <Aaron1> "See, not clumsy.
59:12 <Aaron1> "
59:14 * Quarzuket laughs his ass off.
59:19 * Honey dives away from the ricochette 
59:29 <Honey> "ARE YOU AN IDIOT!?!"
59:39 * Spork looks at Fork.
59:44 <Spork> "Shes talkin' bout you."
59:52 * Fork blushes
59:54 <kapow> the orc mde human pyramid collapses into the ground as aaron cooly pulls out his pistol and shoots the string holding the key up and it falls to the ground with a clunk
59:54 <Quarzuket> "ok ok I am believing you now"
00:02 <Aaron1> "Good."
00:11 * Aaron1 reloads gun just in case something jumps out
00:22 * Honey picks up the key, throws it at the idiot gunslinger... Open the chest!
00:24 <Quarzuket> "but i ain't touching this key as well."
00:27 * Fork licks his lips at the key
00:47 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
01:00 * Aaron1 picks up the key
01:21 <Quarzuket> "and take more care now"
01:41 * Aaron1 attempts to insert the key into the steel block /slowly/
02:15 <Quarzuket> "Go get it tiger!"
02:35 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 perception. Damnit don't shoot me.
02:36 <dicebot> Aaron1, perception. Damnit don't shoot me.: [1d20=14] 19
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02:44 Mort- is now known as Kitaro
02:47 <Kitaro> phew back 
02:50 <Quarzuket> "any living pyramid without gnome as the king of the hill is doomed"
02:52 <Kitaro> put key in there?
03:00 <Quarzuket> yup
03:34 <Kitaro> open it
03:35 <Spork> "Snake box!"
03:38 * Aaron1 opens steel block
03:43 * Honey gently brushes off her arms... 
03:45 <Spork> "Spork, your turn."
03:52 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+1 will save
03:52 <diebot> Kitaro, will save: [1d20=2] 3
03:53 <Quarzuket> "eek"
03:56 <Spork> !throw 1d20-2 will!
03:57 <diebot> Spork, will!: [1d20=8] 6
03:58 <Kitaro> okay I know whats coming
03:58 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+3 fort
03:59 <dicebot> Aaron1, fort: [1d20=11] 14
04:05 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+3
04:05 <dicebot> Kyra, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
04:08 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2 will
04:09 <dicebot> Quarzuket, will: [1d20=8] 10
04:19 <Fork>  !throw 1d20-2 moar snaekz?
04:24 <Fork> !throw 1d20-2 moar snaekz?
04:24 <diebot> Fork, moar snaekz?: [1d20=7] 5
04:26 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+1 will
04:27 <dicebot> Aaron1, will: [1d20=11] 12
04:38 <Kitaro> we all failed :D
04:47 <Quarzuket> "Are you telling me now that you are not clumsy?"
04:56 <Kyra> sorry mine should be +5
04:58 <Kyra> not 3
05:02 <Kyra> if its will
05:04 kapow gives voice to Kitaro
05:14 <Kitaro> honey
05:18 <Kitaro> will save
05:21 <Honey> im near the door checking my arms
05:25 <Kitaro> ah k
05:28 <Kitaro> then we have evryone
05:30 <Kyra> mine should be 12
05:32 <Honey> cause i dived to the ground dodging a ricochette
05:51 <kapow> !throw 3d20
05:51 <diebot> kapow, 3d20: [3d20=20,1,5] 26
06:13 * Spork blinks.
06:18 <Fork> "Hey Fork, wat you blu for?"
06:22 * Fork sniffs his brother
06:22 <Quarzuket> "wow i look sexeh"
06:23 * Honey laughs wholeheartedly.
06:24 <Spork> "Hey Spork.." laughs" Spork, you're BLUE!"
06:35 * Quarzuket flex
06:36 <Aaron1> "Like I said before, I am not clumsy. However some people like to make traps."
06:43 <Spork> "Well.. I couldn't let ya be blue alone.."
06:45 <Kitaro> "We're all blue.."
06:49 <Spork> "Then we'd look too diffrent."
06:53 * Aaron1 says this as he stares at his own now blue skin
06:53 <Honey> "Divine justice for the orphanage!"
06:56 <Kitaro> "Damn I should have checked it for traps"
06:58 * Fork highfives his brother
07:01 * Honey examines the wand
07:03 <Kitaro> "now Im a blue Bird"
07:09 <kapow> inside the chest you find a wand and a map of the salhar burial vaults
07:09 <Spork> "Look Spork, everyone else wants to look like you too!"
07:19 <Quarzuket> "It is forgiven to you, the blue colored gnome skin is very sexy!"
07:23 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5
07:24 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
07:41 <Kitaro> "Get us out of here"
07:45 <Honey> did i get it?
07:48 <Kitaro> any more keys?
07:55 <Kitaro> because this rogue was happy having lunch
08:29 <kapow> yeah honey i said you did sorry didn't type it
08:32 <Kitaro> "Use the wand on the door then, get us out of here"
08:36 <kapow> you identify it as a wand of knock with 11 charges
08:36 <Quarzuket> "Hey spork jump on the ill-oo-shun chest, just to be sure"
08:44 * Aaron1 takes out the map
08:59 * Spork bellyflops on it.
09:06 <Aaron1> "Yes we are blue, what about it."
09:10 * Honey joins Jeffery in the laughing.
09:19 <Fork> "ya look good like that Fork!"
09:25 <Spork> "Wot? They didn't want Spork to be lonely!"
09:37 <Kitaro> "
09:45 <Honey> "Thank you.  Have a great rest of the day."
09:50 <Kitaro> "Lets go back to the lodge then, its been a long day"
09:50 * Honey turns to the rest of the group.
09:56 <Honey> "I'll be waiting ouside."
10:04 * Honey walks outside.
10:17 <kapow> jeffrey takes any left over keys and guides you out of the estate
10:30 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+1 sensemotive
10:31 <diebot> Kitaro, sensemotive: [1d20=15] 16
10:31 <Spork> !throw 1d20-2 sense motive
10:32 <diebot> Spork, sense motive: [1d20=17] 15
10:33 <Honey> !throw 1d20+6 Sense
10:34 <kapow> sense motive for all the people
10:34 <diebot> Honey, Sense: [1d20=17] 23
10:37 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+1 sense motive
10:39 <dicebot> Aaron1, sense motive: [1d20=12] 13
10:43 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2 sense M
10:43 <dicebot> Quarzuket, sense M: [1d20=4] 6
10:44 <Fork> !throw 1d20-2 movive
10:45 <diebot> Fork, movive: [1d20=19] 17
10:48 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+3
10:49 <dicebot> Kyra, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
11:00 * Fork is the smrt one!
11:01 <Kitaro> you guys really dumped wis?
11:01 <Kitaro> wow
11:07 <Honey> sorry thats +5 not 6
11:10 <Honey> so i got a 22
11:12 <Aaron1> I dumped CHA
11:18 <Fork> Mort we dumped everythign
11:29 <Spork> "Shoulda seen it, the other day, I was just standin' there, and I found the strangest thing.. I got one finger on one hand that goes the other way!"
11:31 <Aaron1> Only put 2 points into WIS
11:32 <Kitaro> ahahah 3 7s?
11:35 <Honey> and yeah, i did, im an oracle... i have zero use for wis except will save.
11:37 <Spork> "And then I looked, and the other hand's got one too!"
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12:32 <Quarzuket> "ARE YOU JEALOUS OF OUR AWESOME BLUE COLOR?"
13:38 <Kyra> looks ifne
13:45 <Aaron1> looks good to me.
13:58 <Honey> yeah im good with that order.
14:34 <Kyra> !roll 1d20 init
14:37 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 init
14:38 <diebot> Spork, init: [1d20=6] 8
14:42 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 Init
14:42 <diebot> Honey, Init: [1d20=3] 3
15:05 <Kyra> dicebot?
15:07 <Kyra> >.>
15:07 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+5 init
15:11 * Fork puts the bandanna on Fork
15:14 <Kyra> !throw 1d20
15:14 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20: [1d20=14] 14
16:08 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+6 initiative
16:09 <diebot> Kitaro, initiative: [1d20=11] 17
16:14 <Quarzuket> "What do you want Mr.H, you want take piece of our Blue Color?"
16:14 <Fork> !throw 1d20+2 init
16:14 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2 init
16:14 <dicebot> Quarzuket, init: [1d20=2] 4
16:14 <Fork> !roll 1d20+2 init
16:14 <dicebot> Fork, init: [1d20=19] 21
16:14 <dicebot> Kyra, init: [1d20=7] 7
16:14 <Kitaro> !roll 1d20+6 iniative
16:14 <dicebot> Kitaro, iniative: [1d20=18] 24
16:14 <Kitaro> I think diebot sucks
16:14 <Kitaro> oh REally :P
16:14 <Kitaro> Im fking fast
16:14 <dicebot> Aaron1, init: [1d20=10] 15
16:15 <diebot> Fork, init: [1d20=20] 22
16:17 <Kitaro> oh I think diebot is lagging
16:26 <Kitaro> k
16:41 * Quarzuket flexes
17:03 <Kitaro> what action do I have
17:33 <Kitaro> what action do I have
17:36 <Fork> first
17:37 <Honey> because i am.
17:39 <Kitaro> ful round? or standard only
17:44 <Kitaro> okay take out bow and shoot at H
17:45 <Quarzuket> kitaro full round
18:04 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+4 range with bow
18:04 <Kitaro> arghh
18:05 <diebot> Kitaro, range with bow: [1d20=10] 14
18:07 <Kitaro> is diebot laggy?
18:12 <Fork> yeah
18:14 <Kitaro> hit miss?
18:21 <Quarzuket> dressed in what?
18:28 <Honey> shes not as hot as my character...
18:35 <Kitaro> k end turn
18:40 <Kitaro> free aciton drop longbow
18:56 <Kitaro> sorry shortbow
20:01 <Quarzuket> "heh Fork, try to fart the cloud away!"
20:06 * Fork turns around and lets one rip
20:10 <Fork> toward the cloud
20:18 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 spellcraft to identify the cloud.
20:19 <diebot> Honey, spellcraft to identify the cloud.: [1d20=10] 15
20:21 <Kyra> f4
20:23 <Kyra> cast bless
20:24 <Kyra> end turn
20:32 <Honey> its a cloud kill spell!
20:37 <Honey> OH NOES!
20:51 <Quarzuket> F5
21:05 <Quarzuket> readying falchion
21:07 <Quarzuket> end turn
21:34 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+1 will
21:34 <dicebot> Aaron1, will: [1d20=15] 16
21:39 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+5 will
21:39 <dicebot> Kyra, will: [1d20=18] 23
21:48 <Fork> !throw 1d20-2 can't smell my own farts
21:48 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2
21:49 <diebot> Fork, can't smell my own farts: [1d20=18] 16
21:49 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+2: [1d20=9] 11
21:55 <kapow> !roll 1d6
21:55 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
22:12 <Aaron1> "owowowowoowow"
22:16 <Kyra> i take dmg with 23 roll?
22:19 <Kyra> :|
22:20 <Quarzuket> "ouch something just happened"
22:31 <Aaron1> 10/11
22:36 <Quarzuket> 14/15 HP
22:50 <Aaron1> 8/11*
22:51 <Fork> 14/15 HP
22:52 <Kyra> 12/13 i guess if 23 failed
23:01 <Quarzuket> "Hey Spork I bet it was your nasty fart!"
23:14 <Kyra> ok
23:15 <Fork> "PRoud of me Fork?"
23:28 <Spork> "Real proud!"
23:44 <kapow> honey's turn
23:49 <Honey> hmmmmmm.....
23:51 <Quarzuket> "what a stinker"
23:58 <Honey> lets channel
24:04 <Honey> !throw 1d6
24:05 <diebot> Honey, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
24:18 <Spork> 15/15
24:19 <Aaron1> 11/11
24:23 <Quarzuket> 15/15hp
24:47 <Kitaro> climb up the roof
24:49 <Honey> move forward to c4
25:15 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+6 climb
25:15 <diebot> Kitaro, climb: [1d20=2] 8
25:22 <Kitaro> uh die bot?
25:25 <Kitaro> "Damn"
25:33 <Kitaro> Try again
25:37 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+6 climb
25:38 <diebot> Kitaro, climb: [1d20=13] 19
25:45 <Honey> im with the blue man group
25:55 * Fork dances
26:03 <Kitaro> k end turn
26:14 <Kitaro> next
26:15 <Fork> "Hey Kitaro, want a toss?"
26:26 <Kitaro> "It looks a little crowded here, that was why I was trying roof running"
26:30 <Kitaro> "Takes a while getting up though
26:38 <Quarzuket> "hey Fork/Spork can you toss me up?"
26:44 <Fork> Spork'll do it!
26:48 * Fork points
26:54 <Spork> "No, I'm Fork!"
27:39 <Honey> gunslingers have nearly as decent touch ac as monks
27:47 <Spork> Don't you mean Spork's turn?
27:58 <Aaron1> I have a +5 dex mod.
28:39 <Fork> E-highfive
28:55 <Quarzuket> "wee"
29:06 <Spork> move up, grab Quarzuket, put him on the roof.
29:10 <Spork> Throwing him if necessary.
29:16 <Kitaro> hes grabbing quarz
29:29 <Kitaro> gnomes are easier to throw honestly
29:33 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 get on that roof!
29:34 <diebot> Spork, get on that roof!: [1d20=4] 9
29:51 <Spork> !throw 1d20+3 attack roll
29:51 <diebot> Spork, attack roll: [1d20=13] 16
29:56 <Quarzuket> "oooh I just have reconsidered the idea!"
30:06 <Kitaro> "Well...you're now flying"
30:06 <Quarzuket> "Fork Catch me!"
30:19 * Fork tries to catch!
30:40 * Fork steps back and collects Kitaro, ready to toss her on the roof
30:48 <Kitaro> him..
30:48 <Kitaro> lol
30:54 <Fork> nawh you're a girlybird
31:05 <Fork> !throw 1d20+5 UP! i r strong brother!
31:05 <Kitaro> seriously?
31:05 <Kitaro> Im still 1..
31:06 <diebot> Fork, UP! i r strong brother!: [1d20=8] 13
31:10 <Kitaro> k
31:17 <Kitaro> now how bout the attack roll
31:27 <Fork> !throw 1d20+3 Dundie!
31:27 <diebot> Fork, Dundie!: [1d20=4] 7
31:37 <kapow> !throw 1d8
31:37 <diebot> kapow, 1d8: [1d8=5] 5
31:50 <Kitaro> acro to try land safely?
31:50 <Kitaro> :P
31:54 <Kitaro> if Im trying to..
32:11 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+8 acrobatics
32:12 <diebot> Kitaro, acrobatics: [1d20=18] 26
32:19 <Kitaro> I have glide acutally
32:25 <Kitaro> bu tIdont have skill points for fly
32:25 <Kitaro> else yes I would have it..
33:06 <Kitaro> I land better then most silly barbarians do :D
33:35 <Kitaro> total. 50%
33:38 <Quarzuket> "Bud sadly you lack the gnomish style!"
34:11 <Kitaro> I cant wait till I get ..my skill ranks
34:15 <Kitaro> then Ill be able to fly
34:20 <Kitaro> roof runner. :P
34:27 <Quarzuket> :)
35:23 <Spork> !throw 1d20+3 grappling hook
35:23 <diebot> Spork, grappling hook: [1d20=16] 19
35:58 <Kyra> ill delay
36:49 <Kyra> 12 with dex dmg
37:12 <kapow> !throw 1d4+2
37:13 <diebot> kapow, 1d4+2: [1d4=2] 4
37:21 <Kyra> 8/13
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37:37 <Kyra> k
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38:10 <Quarzuket> hmm
38:33 <Kyra> il undelay after
38:34 <Honey> Move G4, cast Burning Hands. 15ft cone 1-3-3 formation.
38:37 <Quarzuket> delay
39:25 <Honey> !throw 1d4 DC 16
39:26 <diebot> Honey, DC 16: [1d4=4] 4
39:38 <Kitaro> shes an oracle of flame
39:41 <Honey> I'm an oracle
39:55 <Honey> perhaps burning away said mist...
40:06 <Kitaro> burning hands also burns mist yes
40:25 <Kitaro> 5ft take my shortbow up and shoot a grappling arrow up
40:33 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+4 range to get arrow up the rooftop
40:33 <diebot> Kitaro, range to get arrow up the rooftop: [1d20=5] 9
40:38 <Kitaro> 5 ft north
40:46 <Kitaro> it does acutally
40:47 <Honey> it says it in obscuring mist
40:51 <Honey> trust me... it burns away
40:52 <Quarzuket> "Throw torch into the mist?"
40:57 <kapow> A cone of searing flame shoots from your fingertips. Any
40:57 <kapow> creature in the area of the flames takes 1d4 points of fire damage
41:00 <kapow> per caster level (maximum 5d4). Flammable materials burn if the
41:01 <kapow> flames touch them. A character can extinguish burning items as
41:01 <kapow> a full-round action.
41:03 <Kitaro> check obscuring mist
41:04 <Kitaro> the spell
41:21 <Honey> A moderate wind (11+ mph), such as from a gust of wind spell, disperses the fog in 4 rounds. A strong wind (21+ mph) disperses the fog in 1 round. A fireball, flame strike, or similar spell burns away the fog in the explosive or fiery spell's area. A wall of fire burns away the fog in the area into which it deals damage.  This spell does not function underwat
41:38 <Kitaro> A moderate wind (11+ mph), such as from a gust of wind spell, disperses the fog in 4 rounds. A strong wind (21+ mph) disperses the fog in 1 round. A fireball, flame strike, or similar spell burns away the fog in the explosive or fiery spell's area. A wall of fire burns away the fog in the area into which it deals damage.
41:38 <Kitaro> hrm
41:43 <Kitaro> didnt erally say burning hands though
42:07 <Kitaro> k
42:16 <Kitaro> it does
42:17 <Kitaro> cone
42:21 <Kitaro> but nevermind
42:24 <Kitaro> we can leave roof running for later
42:48 <Kyra> undelay after kitaro
43:18 <Kyra> i asked to undelay during quarz
43:20 <Kyra> but ok
43:34 <Fork> <Kyra> il undelay after
43:53 <Kyra> [15:38] <+Quarzuket> hmm
43:53 <Kyra> [15:38] <+Kyra> il undelay after
44:20 <Kyra> its no big deal
44:22 <Kyra> lol
44:34 <Kyra> !roll 1d6 channel ignoring mob
44:34 <dicebot> Kyra, channel ignoring mob: [1d6=5] 5
44:38 <Kyra> 13/13
44:41 <Kyra> done
44:58 <Kitaro> 10 rounds
45:01 <Kitaro> its 1min/lvl
45:05 <Kitaro> assuming lv 1 caster we hae 10 rounds
45:14 <Kitaro> assuming lv 3 caster..30 rounds
45:49 <Fork> "That looks ouchies"
45:56 <Fork> "spork no likey"
46:59 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+1 climb like a… Something that doenst climb all that well but somehow manages to.
46:59 <dicebot> Aaron1, climb like a& Something that doenst climb all that well but somehow manages to.: [1d20=17] 18
47:53 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+9 acrobatics like a baws
47:54 <dicebot> Aaron1, acrobatics like a baws: [1d20=1] 10
48:02 <Kitaro> wow but your acro is insane
48:18 <Aaron1> !roll 1d20+7
48:20 <dicebot> Aaron1, 1d20+7: [1d20=14] 21
48:50 <Honey> Kapow, I have to disagree with you AND that Venture.  I play regularly with a Venture Lieutenant and burning hands burns through Obscuring mist.  I have played at Paizocon with a Venture Captain GMing this exact scenario.  We got rid of the Mist with a burning hands.  It says  similar spell burns away the fog in the explosive or fiery spell's area.  
48:55 <Spork> Spork joins his brother with a javelin in hand!
48:59 <Spork> H5.
49:25 <Kyra> delay
50:05 <Honey> Burning hands clearly is an area of effect fire spell.  It catches things on fire if they are flammable so it burns hot enough for that just like Fireball.
50:45 <kapow> I'm simply going off a ruling passed on me last week by a venture captain honey
50:53 <Honey> Obscuring mist only being counterable by a 3rd level spell overpowers Obscuring mist to the level of fog clouds and the like.
51:07 <Kyra> has anyone hit the mob yet
51:08 <Kyra> lol
51:09 <kapow> !roll 2d4+4
51:10 <dicebot> kapow, 2d4+4: [2d4=2,1] 7
51:18 <Aaron1> Nope, can't see it.
51:29 <Fork> "SPORK HE HIT ME!"
51:33 <Fork> *she
51:38 <Aaron1> throwing daggers and acid
51:41 <Spork> "FOR ...."
51:55 <Fork> DINNNAAARRRR!
52:40 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 bite!; 1d4+5 damage
52:40 <diebot> Spork, bite!: [1d20=19] 25; damage: [1d4=2] 7
52:55 <Kitaro> are you using a manufactured weapon?
52:58 <Fork>  !throw 1d20+6 bite!
53:01 <Fork>  !throw 1d20+6 bite!
53:05 <Kitaro> ah k
53:06 <Fork> !throw 1d20+6 bite!
53:07 <diebot> Fork, bite!: [1d20=14] 20
53:12 <Kitaro> oh great
53:17 <Kitaro> enthusiasts..
53:27 <Fork> 1d4+2
53:30 <Kitaro> +5.
53:32 <Fork> !throw 1d4+2
53:33 <diebot> Fork, 1d4+2: [1d4=2] 4
53:56 <kapow> !throw 1d10+4
53:57 <diebot> kapow, 1d10+4: [1d10=10] 14
54:05 <Kitaro> okie :P
54:14 <Kitaro> lol
54:15 <Kyra> so am i delayed atm or waiting for my turn
54:18 <Kitaro> thats one of you is down.. heh
54:20 <Fork> haha Fork! 
54:23 * Fork points at his brother
54:25 <kapow> -6/15 fork
55:05 <Kyra> is that including channel heal
55:06 <Kyra> lol
55:14 <Kyra> wooooow
55:29 <Honey> did you roll for concealment?
55:37 <Quarzuket> moving over Forks unconscioud body raging and attacking L
56:14 <Quarzuket> yup
56:21 <Honey> no at 5ft you have 20% concealment, he is still in the cloud
56:24 <Spork> "Get him little man!"
56:35 <Honey> further than 5ft you have 50% miss
56:45 <Spork> "Nobody kills my brothers but me!"
56:46 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+5
56:47 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
57:10 <Fork> every time you use Honey to address i think you're being condescending >.>
57:21 <Kitaro> thats the fault of..
57:24 <Honey> the person attacking is still in the mist... it means he has vision clouded.
57:31 <Aaron1> same here, except I think the harpy english teacher from percy jackson...
58:23 <Quarzuket> AC 17
58:53 <kapow> !throw 1d6+2
58:53 <diebot> kapow, 1d6+2: [1d6=4] 6
59:07 <kapow> !rng miss hit hit hit hit
59:08 <diebot> kapow, hit
59:17 <Quarzuket> 11/17 with rage on
59:26 <Quarzuket> so my AC is 15 sorry
59:40 <Kitaro> yes
59:42 <Quarzuket> yup
59:44 <Kitaro> usually I think it is a +1//
59:54 <Quarzuket> nope
00:00 <Kyra> lol
00:01 <Kyra> lucky
00:04 <Kitaro> roll damage
00:09 <kapow> !rng miss hit hit hit hit
00:09 <diebot> kapow, hit
00:16 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+4
00:16 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d6+4: [1d6=4] 8
00:17 <Kitaro> raging barbarians are a pain in the arse
00:28 <Kyra> raging barbarians are awesome
00:47 <fork2> Rah !
00:48 <Quarzuket> dead or unconscious?
00:49 <Kyra> g5
00:53 <Kyra> i have to stabilize fork
00:54 <Kyra> ?
00:56 <Kitaro> n9o
00:57 <Kyra> or can i just heal
00:58 <Kitaro> just channel
01:00 <Kitaro> auto stablilize
01:02 <Kyra> k
01:04 <Kyra> channel
01:07 <Kyra> !roll 1d6
01:07 <dicebot> Kyra, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
01:08 <Kitaro> but of course exclude that idiot on the ground :P
01:21 <Quarzuket> 17/17 HP
01:38 <Kyra> end turn
01:41 <Kyra> 4/5 channels btw
01:51 <Honey> !throw 1d6 Channel
01:51 <diebot> Honey, Channel: [1d6=3] 3
02:38 <Kitaro> move to J6
02:42 <Kitaro> Ill tumble the last part
02:49 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+8 tumble
02:49 <diebot> Kitaro, tumble: [1d20=6] 14
02:51 <Kitaro> Im double moving
02:51 <Honey> 5 ft back.
02:54 <Kitaro> Ill take hwatever aoo
02:58 <Kitaro> that comes from that bad tumble roll
03:09 <Kitaro> south of I
03:11 <Kitaro> basically
03:16 <Kitaro> and ILl end turn
03:48 <Kitaro> 17
04:26 <Kitaro> "Argh...there are more of them!"
04:31 <Kitaro> end turn
04:55 <Kitaro> no weapons
04:59 <Kitaro> I have no weapons. I have no need
05:02 <Kitaro> I have a beak, and my claws
05:06 <Kyra> LOL
05:14 <Quarzuket> :D
05:22 <Kyra> chickenrogue
05:32 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+1 will save
05:32 <diebot> Kitaro, will save: [1d20=14] 15
05:38 <Kyra> do you peck non leathally
05:49 <Kitaro> later
05:52 <Kitaro> Ill peck non lethally
05:54 <Kitaro> :)
05:56 <Kyra> haha
06:43 <Honey> um.... what was the cone?
07:03 <Honey> color spray is a cone
07:05 <Kitaro> Colourpsray is cone
07:15 <Kitaro> unless you sprayed from different area
07:28 <Kitaro> ah right in my face..
07:31 <Honey> it gets to spork...
07:46 <Kyra> dont you still take effects from colourspray if you dodge some of it
07:47 <Kitaro> but if so you would hae an issue with defensive casting
07:49 <Spork> !throw 1d20-2 will
07:49 <Honey> but did he cast defensively?
07:50 <diebot> Spork, will: [1d20=15] 13
07:51 <Kitaro> no you dont
07:58 <Kitaro> ahaha..
08:08 <kapow> !throw 2d4
08:08 <diebot> kapow, 2d4: [2d4=2,2] 4
08:10 <Kitaro> I think its tme to hurry this..I feel my mortaility coming close..
08:14 <Quarzuket> "Poke him with a stick"
08:22 <Honey> um... thats minutes.
08:29 <Kitaro> rounds
08:30 <Honey> oh yeah... minutes
08:34 <Kitaro> Im an  expert with colourspray
08:39 <kapow> The creature is unconscious, blinded, and stunned
08:40 <Kyra> so spork is on the floor now?
08:40 <kapow> for 2d4 rounds,
08:44 <Spork> yrp
08:47 <Kyra> >.>
08:50 <Kitaro> well at one point of itme i had coloured dust
08:52 <kapow> then blinded and stunned for 1d4 rounds, and
08:52 <kapow> then stunned for 1 round.
08:52 <Quarzuket> yup
08:54 <Kitaro> sorry smelling slats
09:08 <Kitaro> but thats another life
09:08 <kapow> !throw 1d4
09:08 <Kitaro> :D
09:09 <diebot> kapow, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
09:12 <Honey> oh wait, thats the other spell
09:15 <Honey> my bads
10:16 <Kyra> seems kinda op for a lvl 1 scenario
10:17 <Kyra> lol
10:25 <Kitaro> oh this is the fun part :)
10:29 <Kyra> lol
10:33 * Kitaro paws around with her paws.
10:40 <Kitaro> ive done it to people as well acutally
10:49 <Kitaro> but really am I a girl bird?
10:51 <Honey> yeah... luckily most npcs casting it have low dc
10:54 <Kitaro> I wanted to be a boy bird.
10:56 <kapow> aaron?
11:03 <Kitaro> dude. youre asking a ROGUE to resist dc?
11:11 <Honey> yup...
11:18 <Kitaro> thank god I didnt dump my wis..
11:27 <Kitaro> and I AM tengu so. I get some bonuses
11:30 <Kitaro> girl bird or boybird.
11:33 <Kitaro> mmph
11:41 <Kitaro> not required?
11:54 <Kitaro> Im a tengu rogue
11:55 <Honey> they are open if you have the ARG
11:57 <Fork> !rng boy girl
11:57 <diebot> Fork, girl
12:00 <Kitaro> all things about shinies..
12:02 <Kitaro> oph FINE
12:06 <Kitaro> is kitaro a girls name or a boys name
12:07 <Kitaro> lol
12:43 <Kitaro> of course
12:44 <Kitaro> I BITE
12:46 <Kitaro> and CLAW
12:57 <Kitaro> !roll 1d20+4 bite
12:58 <dicebot> Kitaro, bite: [1d20=18] 22
13:04 <Kitaro> !throw 1d4+2 bite damage
13:05 <diebot> Kitaro, bite damage: [1d4=1] 3
13:07 <Kyra> kitaro is male name pretty sure
13:10 <Kitaro> yeah thats the point
13:12 <Kitaro> so.
13:12 <Honey> concealment chance.
13:22 <Honey> did you hit?
13:22 <Kitaro> 1 is a miss, Ill roll 1d5
13:23 <Honey> the suspense is killing me
13:26 <kapow> !rng miss hit hit hit hit
13:29 <Kitaro> !roll 1d5
13:29 <dicebot> Kitaro, 1d5: [1d5=3] 3
13:29 <diebot> kapow, miss
13:31 <Kitaro> uhhhh
13:40 <Kitaro> k
14:09 <Kitaro> I dont have combat reflexes
14:11 <Kitaro> someone else do it
14:15 <Quarzuket> i have
14:17 <Kitaro> k
14:18 <Honey> provoke as stands and as he leaves square.
14:27 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+5
14:27 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
14:38 <Quarzuket> yup
14:47 <Kitaro> I think that guy is going ot die if you confirm
14:50 <Honey> totally should be a gnome
15:00 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+5+1+1 bless+anatomist
15:00 <Fork> splade! :(
15:02 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bless+anatomist: [1d20=2] 9
15:07 <Kitaro> roll damage still
15:19 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+4
15:19 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d6+4: [1d6=3] 7
15:53 <kapow> !roll 1d6+2
15:55 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6+2: [1d6=4] 6
15:57 <Kitaro> shes killing him..?
15:58 <Kitaro> geezus
16:29 <Kyra> how many times can you cast colour spray
16:32 <Kyra> a day
16:37 * Kitaro eye's gleam with a raptor's glee
16:40 <Kitaro> lots
16:42 <Kyra> jesus
16:43 <Kitaro> sorcerors have tons
16:54 <Kyra> should be called rape beam
17:01 <Kitaro> thats when you want smoked goggles
17:05 <Kitaro> but nvermind thats a talk to another time
17:07 <Honey> it happens
17:11 * Kitaro ducks
17:24 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+5+1 bless
17:24 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bless: [1d20=15] 21
17:29 <Quarzuket> attacking I
17:38 <Kitaro> its going to hurt lol
17:41 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+4
17:41 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d6+4: [1d6=5] 9
17:47 <kapow> !rng miss hit hit hit hit
17:47 <diebot> kapow, hit
18:21 <Honey> move south!
18:22 <Kyra> fork is still on like 3hp?
18:25 <Quarzuket> no move
18:27 <Fork> yea
18:28 <Quarzuket> end
18:31 <Kyra> !roll 1d8+1 CLW on Fork
18:32 <dicebot> Kyra, CLW on Fork: [1d8=8] 9
18:49 <Kyra> ill stay here
18:50 <Kyra> end turn
19:01 <Honey> why couldnt you move?  i sad inside
19:18 <Kyra> why
19:20 <Kyra> :S
19:31 <Honey> i will move east east then south provoking
19:37 <Kitaro> if you want to do colleteral damage you can, uif you want
20:05 <Honey> ac 14
20:13 <Quarzuket> sorry i missed the message
20:17 <Quarzuket> :/
20:25 <Honey> burning hands!
20:37 <Honey> !throw 1d4
20:37 <diebot> Honey, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
20:46 <Honey> catching L and H
21:06 <Honey> if you had moved south, could have got all three
21:12 <Honey> 16
21:37 <Quarzuket> sorry to late now :/
21:55 <Kitaro> L and H?
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22:06 <Kitaro> Ill do my attacks one at a time..
22:18 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+4 bite L
22:19 <diebot> Kitaro, bite L: [1d20=1] 5
22:30 <Kitaro> k I didnt include bless
22:32 <Honey> nat 1 for the missing!
22:39 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 claw H
22:39 <diebot> Kitaro, claw H: [1d20=5] 10
22:45 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 claw L
22:45 <diebot> Kitaro, claw L: [1d20=10] 15
22:49 <Kitaro> I have more the none attack
22:51 <Kitaro> 3 exactly
22:54 <Kitaro> but anywya if all miss end turn
23:02 <Kyra> bawk bawk
23:12 * Kitaro squawks in rage
23:13 <Honey> no blowing for you!
23:25 <Honey> *straight face*
23:49 <Honey> ugh stupid ex girlfriends... she just messaged me on facebookings
24:00 <Kitaro> dunno wat it is
24:06 <Kitaro> bo spellcraft eh
24:06 <kapow> !roll 1d4
24:07 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
24:18 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+7 reflex save. you sure it happened? :P
24:18 <diebot> Kitaro, reflex save. you sure it happened? :P: [1d20=17] 24
24:26 <Kitaro> I think I can guessw what it is
24:30 <Kitaro> I dont have spellcraft but ILl pass
24:31 <Kitaro> on it
24:41 <Kitaro> I dont have evasion
24:55 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 Refl
24:55 <diebot> Honey, Refl: [1d20=20] 21
24:57 <Kitaro> but half damage anyway for being.. a..
25:09 * Honey flexes like a total fuckin baws!
25:18 <Honey> congrats, you are no longer unconcious!
25:24 <Kitaro> I dont think so
25:30 <Kitaro> uncouncious and sleep are 2 diff stories
25:58 <Honey> man.... i am freakin tired....
26:02 <Honey> 9/10!
26:03 <Fork> !throw 1d20+5 climb
26:04 <diebot> Fork, climb: [1d20=1] 6
26:06 <Honey> first damage of the day!
26:09 <Kyra> go melee them
26:10 <Kyra> lol
26:15 <Kyra> why are you climbing 
26:16 <Fork> !throw 1d20+5 climb
26:17 <Kyra> >.>
26:17 <diebot> Fork, climb: [1d20=19] 24
26:19 <Honey> dc to climb a rope is 5
26:34 <kapow> dc 5 to climb a knoted rope
26:38 <kapow> dc 10 to climb a normal rope
27:11 <Honey> 5	A rope with a wall to brace against, or a knotted rope, or a rope affected by the rope trick spell.
27:11 <Kitaro> +5
27:12 <Kitaro> minimum
27:27 <Kitaro> he put 20 dex
27:28 <kapow> !throw 1d20+7
27:28 <diebot> kapow, 1d20+7: [1d20=8] 15
27:29 <Kitaro> I didnt even do it to myself
27:30 <Fork> !throw 1d20+7 Aaron shooting
27:30 <diebot> Fork, Aaron shooting: [1d20=8] 15
27:47 <kapow> !throw 1d6+1
27:48 <diebot> kapow, 1d6+1: [1d6=2] 3
28:08 <Kitaro> aoo
28:16 <Kitaro> eh
28:16 <Kitaro> I wont take aoo
28:21 <Kitaro> or wait
28:23 <Kitaro> Ill do it
28:23 <Kyra> aoo peck
28:24 <Kyra> do it
28:30 <Kitaro> or is he withdrawing?
28:39 <Quarzuket> yes
28:41 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+4 if he provokes
28:41 <kapow> !roll 1d6+2
28:42 <diebot> Kitaro, if he provokes: [1d20=2] 6
28:43 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6+2: [1d6=6] 8
28:47 <Kitaro> miss
29:16 <kapow> D: "Cowards You do not run from a fight with me!"
29:39 <Kitaro> 17 ac..
29:54 <Kitaro> but man I think D is a tough nut too
30:00 <kapow> !roll 1d6+2
30:02 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6+2: [1d6=1] 3
30:05 <Kitaro> k
30:08 * Kitaro squawks
30:43 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+5+1 bless attack D
30:43 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bless attack D: [1d20=1] 7
30:50 <Honey> OH MY GOD!.... I just looked up at the tv cause i was watching some stupid romantic comedy
31:03 <Honey> look up.... Softcore Porn.... what the fuck
31:13 <Kyra> i5
31:16 <Kyra> attack d
31:20 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+2+1 atk bless 
31:22 <dicebot> Kyra, atk bless: [1d20=20] 23
31:22 <Honey> no she went to bed
31:26 <Kyra> !roll 1d20+2+1 atk bless 
31:29 <dicebot> Kyra, atk bless: [1d20=20] 23
31:31 <Kyra> o
31:36 <Kyra> there was just an x
31:37 <Kyra> ?
31:38 <Kitaro> confirm crit
31:45 <Honey> i had it on a channel watching romantic comedy, obviously it ended and porn came on
31:57 <Quarzuket> was not synced i think :(
31:58 <Kitaro> kk
32:01 <Kitaro> k then
32:07 <Kyra> i can now
32:08 <Quarzuket> yes
32:20 <Kyra> not much i can do in a hallway
32:29 <Kyra> no thanks
32:29 <Kyra> lol
32:32 <Kyra> h4
32:36 <Kyra> and ill sling into melee i guess
32:38 <Honey> do it!
32:54 <Honey> you cant see them clearly there will be a miss chance.
32:55 <Kyra> sec
33:12 <Kyra> !roll 2d4+2
33:13 <dicebot> Kyra, 2d4+2: [2d4=4,4] 10
33:26 <Honey> yeah sometimes.... but whatcha gon do
33:28 <kapow> !rng hit miss
33:29 <diebot> kapow, miss
33:45 <Kyra> crit can miss?
33:48 <Kyra> :S
33:50 <Kyra> k
33:52 <Kyra> end turn
33:58 <Kitaro> concealment
34:11 <Honey> cast defensively
34:18 <Honey> !throw 1d20+6
34:19 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+6: [1d20=3] 9
34:25 <Honey> spell fails i do nothing
34:38 <Kyra> i hope we all get colour sprayed
34:40 <Kitaro> 5fteast
34:44 <Kitaro> full attakc on H
34:46 <Kyra> lol
34:52 <Kitaro> !throw 3#1d20+4 on H
34:53 <diebot> Kitaro, on H: [1d20=2] 6, [1d20=14] 18, [1d20=19] 23
34:59 <Kitaro> make it 1d20+5 acutlaly
35:10 <Kyra> 19 critical bawk?
35:15 <kapow> !rng hit miss hit hit hit
35:16 <Kitaro> !throw 2d4+2
35:16 <diebot> kapow, miss
35:17 <diebot> Kitaro, 2d4+2: [2d4=3,1] 6
35:18 <kapow> !rng hit miss hit hit hit
35:19 <diebot> kapow, hit
35:23 <Kitaro> no
35:23 <Kitaro> 20
35:26 <Kyra> =(
35:27 <Kitaro> nat 20 crits
35:35 <Kitaro> first missed
35:36 <Kitaro> next?
35:39 <Kitaro> no I assuemd boht hits
35:43 <Kitaro> so I reroll damage
35:46 <Kitaro> !roll 1d4+2
35:48 <dicebot> Kitaro, 1d4+2: [1d4=1] 3
36:02 <Kitaro> no spellcraft
36:03 <Kitaro> just tell me what ot will save
36:22 <Kyra> kitaro vs reptile
36:28 <Fork> lost my mic
36:28 <Fork> keep climbin
36:38 <Fork> yay!
36:41 <Fork> J6
36:51 <Fork> throw a javelin
36:53 <Fork> at D
37:00 <Kyra> throw aaron
37:02 <Fork> raeg first
37:08 <kapow> !rng hit miss
37:09 <diebot> kapow, miss
37:17 <Fork> !throw 1d20+3
37:18 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
37:49 <kapow> !throw 1d20+9
37:50 <diebot> kapow, 1d20+9: [1d20=15] 24
38:05 <kapow> !1d20+7
38:15 <kapow> !roll 1d20+7
38:25 <Kitaro> proly at H
38:25 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16
38:29 <Kitaro> or he takes shoot into melee penalties
38:30 <Kitaro> lol
38:36 <kapow> !rng hit miss
38:37 <Kitaro> therse still a hit miss thing
38:37 <diebot> kapow, hit
38:44 <kapow> !roll 1d6+1
38:44 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6+1: [1d6=4] 5
38:57 <Kitaro> Ds as good as dead acutally
39:00 <Kitaro> if he doesnt get me next round..
39:03 <Kitaro> ^^
39:05 <Kyra> what kp you on
39:07 <Kyra> hp
39:11 <Kitaro> 7/10
39:17 <kapow> D: "You scum I will kill all of you!"
39:21 <kapow> D spits on Honey
39:24 <Kitaro> "Oh no.."
39:29 <Kitaro> "You're not.."
39:39 * Kitaro has a raptor gleam in her eyes
39:40 <kapow> ac honey?
39:41 <Honey> "Thats just rude...."
39:44 <Honey> 14
39:47 <kapow> !roll 1d6+2
39:49 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6+2: [1d6=5] 7
39:59 <Honey> cool
40:04 <Honey> 2/10
40:18 <Quarzuket> 5ftstep J5
40:28 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+5+1 bless attack D
40:30 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bless attack D: [1d20=10] 16
40:31 <Kitaro> GOD
40:34 <Kitaro> why the heck did you..
40:36 <Kitaro> I was trying to flank
40:48 <kapow> !rng hit miss hit hit hit
40:48 <diebot> kapow, hit
40:49 <Kitaro> opr maybe it odesnt really matter
40:53 <Kitaro> since your 1 hit is..
41:03 <Kyra> bawk bawk
41:10 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+4
41:10 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d6+4: [1d6=2] 6
41:26 <Kyra> 5ft east
41:28 <Kyra> !roll 1d6 channel ingnoring D
41:29 <dicebot> Kyra, channel ingnoring D: [1d6=2] 2
41:38 <Kitaro> and H
41:39 <Kyra> end turn
41:40 <Kitaro> if I were you. :P
41:42 <Quarzuket> sorry its almost 9am here, my thinking is not working as intended anymore :/
41:48 <Kyra> isnt h dead
41:54 <Kitaro> no
41:55 <Kitaro> just fell down
41:56 <Kyra> w/e ignore that too
42:01 <Kyra> end turn
42:14 <Honey> i will withdraw back out of range of D
42:22 <Honey> F4
42:36 <Kitaro> north 5 ft
42:37 <Kitaro> full attack D
42:38 <Kitaro> sa.
42:40 <Kitaro> flanking
42:49 <Kitaro> !throw 3#1d20+7
42:50 <diebot> Kitaro, 3#1d20+7: [1d20=10] 17, [1d20=4] 11, [1d20=2] 9
42:52 <Kitaro> wow
42:56 <kapow> !rng hit miss hit hit hit
42:58 <diebot> kapow, hit
43:03 <Kyra> even with bawking and bwess
43:04 <Kyra> :<
43:08 <Kitaro> !throw 1d4+2 bite damage
43:09 <diebot> Kitaro, bite damage: [1d4=2] 4
43:10 <Kitaro> !throw 1d6 sneka attack
43:11 <diebot> Kitaro, sneka attack: [1d6=4] 4
43:24 <Kitaro> thats still a lot anyway
43:38 <Kitaro> with a beak?
43:39 <Kitaro> wth :P
43:40 <Kitaro> okay anyway Im going ot log off...
43:45 <Kitaro> its my time..
43:49 <Kyra> who colour sprayed us
43:50 <Kitaro> can settle the rest
43:52 <Kyra> can i stab her in the face
43:54 Kitaro has quit (Quit: )
44:00 <Honey> zomg!.... i will channel  excluding peoples i dont like.
44:03 <Kyra> thanks
44:06 <Honey> until we are all full.
44:15 <Fork> i loot them.
45:02 <Kyra> yeah
46:22 <Kyra> sweet
46:25 <Fork> oh yeah. 
46:30 <Quarzuket> yay
46:31 <Fork> we didnt get faction missions
46:31 <Honey> awesomes....
46:33 <Kyra> time to roll a char with colour spray
46:48 <Fork> Guests here!
46:49 <Fork> i gotta go
46:52 Kyra is now known as Graky
46:59 Spork is now known as Hydrazine
47:02 <Graky> cheers for the game guys, was a long one
47:04 * kapow removes voice from Hydrazine
47:05 <Fork> seey`
47:07 <Quarzuket> see you
47:08 * kapow removes voice from Honey
47:13 * kapow removes voice from Quarzuket
47:15 * kapow removes voice from Graky
47:24 * kapow removes voice from fork2
47:25 * kapow removes voice from Fork
47:28 * kapow removes voice from Aaron1
47:30 * kapow removes channel operator status from kapow
47:35 <kapow> no day jobs?
47:47 <kapow> pm me your email addresses if you haven't
47:48 <Quarzuket> not me
47:49 <Honey> not for me
47:52 Fork is now known as tashes
47:55 Honey is now known as Steven
47:57 <Graky> I dont
48:04 <Graky> afk anyhow
48:12 <Steven> bwahahahaahhahahhahah and nobody found out whats up with my bandages.
49:34 Quarzuket is now known as mamoulianfh
49:40 <Hydrazine> My official guess is acid.
49:49 <mamoulianfh> kapow, got all things needed from me?
50:10 <kapow> and email address
50:24 <kapow> an*
50:39 <mamoulianfh> it should be in PM
52:11 <mamoulianfh> thank you for a game and good night all
52:55 mamoulianfh has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
17:56 <Brunius> sup sup sup
26:04 <Brunius> Tough crowd.
35:28 <Ballig> sup Brunius
35:38 <Brunius> Goblinworks Incident Man
35:42 <Brunius> so awesome
35:51 <Ballig> is that a PFS scenario?
36:47 <Brunius> Goblinworks Incident is
36:53 <Brunius> Season 4 :S
37:15 <Ballig> yeah I thought it was
38:38 <Brunius> 5-9er
38:49 <Brunius> Was different playing low tier for once
39:25 <Ballig> 5-9 is low tier now?
39:25 <Ballig> :P
39:45 <Brunius> We were playing 5-6 out of that
40:24 <kapow> LSK!!!!!
40:43 <Brunius> When????
41:03 <kapow> 15 minutes XP
41:10 <Brunius> sweet
41:32 <Brunius> It was good to see everyone again
41:35 <Brunius> Actually play some PFS
41:45 <Brunius> I hadn't played since 22nd August
41:50 <Ballig> lssssssssssk
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55:41 <Mort-> Sorry about via
55:42 <Mort-> That
55:45 <Mort-> Had family business
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46:26 <Brunius> Might want to revise the topic
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05:04 <Brunius> Man, I wanna play some pathfinder
44:17 <kapow> you missed out on game this morning
44:22 <kapow> had 8 people wanting to play
44:27 <Brunius> No I didn't
44:29 <kapow> 7 on time 1 half hour late
44:30 <Brunius> I played at Unicon instead :D
44:31 <kapow> exactly
44:32 <kapow> you missed out on this mornings XP
44:39 <Brunius> By substituting other XP?
45:23 <kapow> cause it was me dming duh
45:33 <Brunius> I played under Ryan G today
45:36 <Brunius> Was great
45:51 <kapow> i don't know who he is so doesn't count
47:29 <Brunius> Anyways, if I had been around for this morning's game in the channel I probably wouldn't have played
48:23 <Ballig> Brunius: Kapow doesn't mean XP when he does that
48:26 <Ballig> it's a smiley face with closed eyes
48:40 <kapow> see ballig gets me!
48:47 <Brunius> I initially thought that, but the context suggested otherwise
48:47 <kapow> you never understand me anymore Brunius!!!!
48:50 <kapow> NEVER!
48:55 <kapow> i hate you we're over!
48:57 <Brunius> I never understood you in the first place
49:02 <Ballig> now kiss
49:05 * kapow storms out the room
58:00 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Ballig
01:01 <Mort-> Thanks kapow for the run
01:10 <Mort-> Sorry i had to pop off like that
01:34 <kapow> is fine mort
01:52 <kapow> everyone needs to make sure they make their characters on paizo though
02:38 Ballig has changed the topic to: PFS: Mon 8th 8am (first steps 2,kapow) / Sat 13th 8am (first steps 3,kapow) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au 
02:42 <Avatar> yo
03:58 <Avatar> I saiiiiiiiiiiiiid
04:00 <Avatar> yo
04:14 <kapow> mooooo!
05:18 <Avatar> got moved to the killer scenario and didn't die
05:20 <Avatar> how about that shit
05:38 <kapow> congrats which one?
06:30 mortswishytail ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
06:59 * mortswishytail bonks kapow on his head
07:03 <mortswishytail> Now go get some sleep
07:10 Mort- has quit (Ping timeout: 181 seconds)
07:17 mortswishytail has quit (Quit: Bye)
07:28 <kapow> i planned to
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09:49 <Ballig> yo
10:15 * Mort- wuhs
15:08 <Avatar> rats of round mountain
15:35 <Avatar> probably got one or two more players keen to play online
26:11 <Brunius> Oh yeah Avatar? Well I played a season 4 scenario without dying!
26:13 <Brunius> YEAAAAAAAAAH
26:42 <Brunius> Golemworks Incident was pretty good
26:55 <Brunius> And it's got me spurred up for pathfinder again
32:45 <Avatar> nice 1
32:52 <Avatar> GM golemworks incident
11:57 <Aaron1> agh did I fall asleep?
13:08 Aaron1 is now known as Wrotmonk
13:18 Wrotmonk is now known as Wrothmonk
14:13 <Wrothmonk> Crap I did fall asleep during last nights game...
20:26 <Avatar> lol
23:58 <Mekkis> wow
24:15 <Wrothmonk> ?
24:21 <Mekkis> Commune is FUN
24:54 <Mekkis> Ask Asmodeus 12 questions each scenario!
26:05 <N2H4> Hey Asmo, whats your favorite kind of pie?
29:11 <Mekkis> UNCLEAR
32:09 <Mekkis> Avatar, but I'm a bit worried about the power level of deceased
32:30 <Avatar> is commune worth 500gp per cast
32:40 <Mekkis> it is if it's an SLA with no material cost
33:12 <Avatar> what is an SLA
33:19 <Mekkis> spell-like ability
33:22 <Mekkis> Defunct gets it
33:24 <Mekkis> 1/week
33:36 <Avatar> this is the real reason you chose diabolist
33:40 <Mekkis> no
33:43 <Mekkis> it's an added bonus
33:53 <Avatar> this is the real reason
34:01 <Mekkis> the real reason I chose diabolist was because I wanted to make a chelish devil-binder
34:16 <Avatar> a likely story
34:43 <Mekkis> more likely that "I wanted to cast commune 1/scenario"?
35:14 <Avatar> ye
35:22 <Mekkis> Avatar, you really don't know me
35:56 <Avatar> I made a hell of a lot of money today
36:01 <Mekkis> great
36:04 <Avatar> my only regret is that I'm sure it could've been more
36:07 <Mekkis> I got about 7000
36:16 <Avatar> I got about 10000
36:21 <Mekkis> I think Deceased would be able to almost solo Rats :S
36:33 <Avatar> seriously?
36:39 <Mekkis> yeah
36:40 <Avatar> what is wrong with his power level exactly
36:57 <Mekkis> the Staff of Solve Your Problems might work too well
37:12 <tashes> Hai!
37:14 <Mekkis> moin
38:05 <tashes> !rgn boy girl
38:08 <tashes> !rng boy girl
38:08 <diebot> tashes, girl
38:13 <tashes> herrump
38:34 <Mort-> But i can't Change name can i?
38:44 <Mort-> What staff are you using
38:55 <Mekkis> Staff of Toxins
39:06 <Mort-> What's that
39:44 <Mort-> Wow how did you manage to afford it
39:55 <Mekkis> by paying gold
40:13 <Mekkis> it's only 12600
40:22 <Mort-> 34k
40:27 <Mekkis> 12600
40:32 <Mort-> It says 34k
40:40 <Mekkis> ah
40:44 <Mort-> 34k
40:47 <Mort-> On ue
40:49 <Mort-> I am using d20
40:50 <Mekkis> I bought the one in APG in January
40:54 <Mort-> So?
40:58 <Mort-> Oh
40:59 <Mekkis> it's 12600
41:15 <Mort-> What's that version like
41:27 <Mort-> 2 stinking cloud one cloud kill?
41:33 <Mekkis> cloudkill 2 charges, stinking cloud 1 charge
41:54 <Mort-> Why did the price go up by so much
41:57 <Mort-> Mek
42:18 <Mekkis> I'll need to check my UE
42:23 <Mekkis> which is in Brisbane
42:50 <Mort-> It says so on d20 sorry
44:54 <Mekkis> on Additional Resources
45:04 <Mekkis> With respect to the APG:
45:05 <Mekkis> Equipment: All staves in Chapter 7 are not legal for play from this source. If you purchased these prior to Aug. 16, 2012, they are grandfathered into the campaign.
45:21 <Mort-> Sorry grandfathered?
45:29 <Mort-> I don't get it
45:33 <Mekkis> allowed in, but can't be bought again
45:44 <Mort-> Grats mek
45:52 <Mort-> But again i don't have fancy sticks
46:02 <Mekkis> Staves are GREAT
46:18 <Mort-> Is cloud kill and create pit nasty?
46:22 * Mort- ponders.
46:32 <Mekkis> I strongly suggest against getting create pit
46:54 <Mekkis> because it puts them in a pit, then you can't really kill them
46:58 <Mekkis> Acidic pit is better
47:10 <Mort-> I have it but that's one spell i don't know how to use
47:17 <Mort-> Lol
47:30 <Mekkis> Deceased killed a horrible monster with it today
47:34 <Mekkis> actually, two monsters
47:39 <Mekkis> didn't he, Brunius 
48:10 <Mort-> Yeah you just have to aim straight
48:48 <Mort-> Must be not too powerful?
49:03 <Mort-> 2d6 per round
49:10 <Mekkis> for eight rounds
50:39 <Mort-> 16d6 max?
51:11 <Mort-> 16d6 max damage done
51:16 <Mort-> Already calculated
51:20 <Mekkis> plus 3d6 fall damage
51:26 <Mekkis> !throw 19d6
51:46 <diebot> Mekkis, 19d6: [19d6=4,4,3,4,2,5,1,4,6,2,1,1,6,6,1,5,3,3,3] 64
53:48 <Mekkis> and it keeps the enemy out of the fight
53:51 <Mort-> Mekkis. I have no magic
53:57 <Mort-> Its stripped from me
54:28 * Mort- looks at her paws and finds no magic coming out
54:55 * Mekkis casts True Form on Mort- 
55:43 * Mort- turns into a lemur.
55:52 <Mekkis> surprising
56:15 <Mort-> You expected the e behind?
56:46 <Mekkis> no
56:49 <Mekkis> so
56:59 <Mekkis> I should really come up with Deceased's real name
57:26 <Mort-> Then?
57:51 <Mort-> I guess i should appear as a 25 year old human female :p
57:56 <Mekkis> I'll have somthing to tell people when they ask
58:32 <Mekkis> I think I can finally run 5-9s in this channel
59:25 <Mekkis> what's Xyn now>
59:28 <Mekkis> 5th yet?
59:43 <Mekkis> oh
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