// #d&d — 2012-10-12
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00:07:26 <Steven> stupid internet
00:16:12 <AndChat-> Sushi!
00:16:20 <AndChat-> Noooo!
00:22:33 <Mekkis> 3.
00:23:08 <Mort-> Urgh trying to get people to unconfuse me about games has been so hard
00:23:21 <Mort-> Is first steps run this sat?
00:23:30 <Mort-> When is wonders of the weave being run
00:24:01 <Mort-> Its really silly
00:24:18 <Mekkis> when the person who's running it runs it
00:24:33 <Mekkis> it's on my list of "Things to run next month"
00:24:56 <Mort-> Confusing as fek. How do i sign up for a game i know nothing off?
00:25:13 <Mekkis> Avatar might be running it in here before me
00:26:29 <Steven> grrrrrrr
00:27:07 <Mort-> I really should stop playing fs
00:27:13 <Mekkis> yes
00:27:21 <Mort-> Anyway how about my diety?
00:27:28 <Steven> okay it gave me like 14 different pictures of one map
00:27:38 <Mort-> Who should i worship
00:31:01 <Steven> so...... how do i get them all back together?
00:31:14 <Steven> is there a trick to this program?
00:31:18 <Mekkis> what scenario?
00:31:20 <N2H4> I missed the question.
00:31:31 <Steven> The Infernal Vault
00:32:43 <Steven> cause im not overly fond of having to put all these pieces together
00:33:49 <Mekkis> oh
00:33:58 <Mekkis> I've got them extracted if you want me to send them
00:34:18 <Steven> oh god yeah!
00:34:39 <Mekkis> for printing or online?
00:34:45 <Steven> for online.
00:34:48 <Mekkis> I might have autocad documents for printing too
00:35:01 <Steven> playing it through CA next weekend
00:35:06 <Mekkis> cool
00:35:13 <Mekkis> I think I even have the CAG settings
00:35:29 <Steven> damn... thats pretty awesomes
00:35:39 <Mekkis> know what tier?
00:35:51 <Steven> i think its probably gonna be the lower tier
00:36:19 <Steven> not very many high levels in the channel.
00:36:48 <Mekkis> it's really good at 3-4
00:37:03 <Steven> yeah thats when my character rolled through it
00:37:13 <Steven> Salvanar just wrecked fools
00:37:14 <Mekkis> I killed Mort's character
00:37:30 <Steven> paladin stood infront of me with a big fat shield
00:38:32 <Steven> and i just stabbed over the top of him
00:38:52 <Mekkis> how long did it take you to figure out the switches?
00:39:36 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Infernal_Vault_maps.zip
00:39:47 <Steven> none
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00:49:57 <Steven> im missing the last floor
00:50:50 <Mekkis> map2.jpg should be the bottom floor
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00:51:11 <Mekkis> Asmodeus
00:51:17 <Steven> i just got the left corner
00:51:26 <Mekkis> "Long live Asmodeus, he loves you."
00:51:35 <Mekkis> "Sing these words, or you know what he'll do!"
00:51:57 <Mort-> He approves of stealing?
00:52:05 <Mort-> You got to be kidding me he is le
00:52:16 <Mekkis> only legal stealing
00:52:18 <Mort-> I steal things when i feel like it
00:52:31 <Steven> my bad, its not loading right, i have the map...
00:52:33 <Mort-> I don't care if its legal or not
00:52:45 <Mekkis> that's no fun
00:52:49 <Mort-> My character believes possession = ownership
00:52:51 <Mekkis> try redownloading
00:52:52 <Mekkis> why do you do that?
00:53:05 <Mort-> So if the item finds its way into my hands. Its mine.
00:53:17 <Mekkis> will you really fit into the Pathfinder Society like that?
00:53:31 <Mort-> Because i like shinies and i can't resist
00:54:07 <Mort-> Well they have shinies!
00:54:20 <Mort-> And they let you keep shinies
00:54:49 <Mekkis> well, they don't let you keep them
00:57:15 <Mort-> They do!
00:57:29 <Mort-> You can purchase them on chronicle sheet later!
00:57:43 <Mekkis> so you're paying for them!
00:57:43 <Mort-> I can imagine what's going to happen on fs3
00:58:00 <Mekkis> it's no fun to replay FS3
00:58:00 <Mort-> Yes but i still get shinies!
00:58:06 <Mort-> Lol
00:58:14 <Mort-> Id just game on for fun
00:58:33 <Mekkis> so. Deceased has 10890.8gp. What should he buy?
00:58:55 <Mekkis> I'm thinking simply save up and push int to 26
00:59:22 <Mekkis> DC27 cloudkill :)
00:59:58 <Steven> watching the vice presidential debate
01:00:03 <Steven> god... its awefull
01:00:28 <Mort-> Eee!
01:00:35 <Mekkis> great
01:00:36 <Mekkis> Staff of Minor Arcana doesn't seem bad either
01:00:40 <Mekkis> will you vote?
01:00:48 <Steven> yup
01:00:49 <Mort-> What's that?
01:01:03 <Mekkis> shield 1 charge, magic missile 2 charges
01:01:11 <Steven> well if im up in wa at the time
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01:03:57 <Mort-> Oh!
01:04:05 <Mekkis> for 8000gp
01:04:22 <Steven> if not then i guess im not voting
01:06:59 <kapow> mekkis
01:07:12 <kapow> what was the thing i was meant to find which book it was in last night for you?
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01:08:53 <Mekkis> I blame Avatar
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01:10:47 <Mekkis> ???
01:11:58 <Steven> jeeeze.... part 2/6 down
01:12:24 <kapow> in the game last night you where talking about something that you wanted
01:12:29 <kapow> and i said i had seen it before
01:12:32 <kapow> and you asked where
01:12:36 <kapow> but i forgot what it was
01:12:41 <Steven> this is almost painful...
01:13:10 <Steven> i dont really like either of the candidates... and i definantly dont like the vice presidents...
01:15:53 <Mort-> Kapow
01:16:02 <Mort-> are you running any fs this sat?
01:20:42 <kapow> yes
01:21:08 <Mekkis> kapow, have you played We Be Goblins yet?
01:21:51 <Steven> alright im done watching..
01:22:07 <Steven> i cant stand anymore
01:25:53 <Steven> mac and cheese time
01:35:27 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 13th 9am (first steps 3,kapow) / Sun 14th 11am (tier 3-7,Mekkis) / Sat 20th 9am (first steps 2,kapow) / Sat 20th 10am (tier 5-9,Avatar) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
01:35:27 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Wed Oct 10 19:11:40 2012
01:35:27 <***> Buffer Playback...
01:35:28 <***> Playback Complete.
01:40:15 <kapow> yes
01:40:22 <kapow> played it when avatar ran it
01:42:16 <Brunius> What the hell has happened to my screen
01:43:14 <Brunius> It keeps jumping down to 60 Hz appears to be what
01:44:36 <Steven> im totally stuffed
01:44:59 <Mekkis> still CRTing it?
01:45:14 <Brunius> Secondary monitor is CRT
01:45:18 <Brunius> main is LCD
01:45:43 <Steven> now i just gotta get CA to let people connect.
02:00:50 <Avatar> :o)
02:05:39 <Avatar> have any of you run a scenario without having played it before
02:06:46 <Brunius> Yeah
02:15:48 <Avatar> was it tough?
02:15:51 <Avatar> advice?
02:16:13 <Brunius> Nothing that isn't obvious
02:16:35 <Ziria> you just need to read it more to get the picture
02:16:54 <Avatar> but what if you normally like skimming
02:17:52 <Hydrazine> Then you need to read it alot more to get the picture.
02:18:11 <Ziria> I agree with hydra :)
02:18:25 <Brunius> Dude, don't skim
02:18:27 <Brunius> Seriously
02:18:33 <Ziria> readin the thread on paizo board can give you good ideas
02:18:59 <Avatar> ok gg
02:19:02 <Hydrazine> Thank you, Ziria.
02:19:49 <Ziria> that of course depends on the scenario, but sometimes there's all kinds of interesting stuff you can copy from someone else :)
02:21:14 <Brunius> Cathrane89
02:21:17 <Brunius> A fuck
02:21:27 <Brunius> Guess that's another lot of passwords I'm changing
02:21:35 <Avatar> good 1
02:21:50 <Brunius> This whole IRC on second monitor thing is getting kinda annoying
02:25:23 <Mekkis> Brunius, it should be "IRC on a second computer"
02:25:31 <Brunius> Perhaps
02:25:39 <Brunius> Seperate keyboards would eliminate this problem.
02:28:38 <Mekkis> if you sell your soul in a PFS scenario, does the "sold his soul" effect wear off at the end?
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02:31:49 <Steven> yo
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02:50:39 <Ballig> or a KVM
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02:52:08 <Brunius> KVM?
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02:52:33 <Mekkis> Keyboard-Video-Mouse switch
02:56:45 <Ballig> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejxR0zGaflg
03:32:19 <Brunius> I should program an arduino to display IRC!
03:32:27 <Avatar> do it
03:33:15 <Brunius> I'd have to code a client from scratch in C++
03:33:26 <Mekkis> it's not that hard
03:34:12 <Avatar> if mekkis can do it, anyone can
03:35:19 <Brunius> Didn't Mekkis make Grolschimr?
03:35:23 <Brunius> schmir, even
03:35:46 <Mekkis> I just wrote a program to extract all the handouts from the scenarios
03:36:09 <Mekkis> in 14 lines of code
03:36:15 <Avatar> show us?
03:36:20 <Mekkis> #!/bin/bash
03:36:21 <Mekkis> ARGS=""
03:36:21 <Mekkis> for i in PZOPSS*.pdf; do
03:36:21 <Mekkis> PAGES=`pdfinfo $i | grep Pages\: | sed s/Pages\://`
03:36:21 <Mekkis> ARGS=`echo $ARGS $i $PAGES`
03:36:21 <Mekkis> done
03:36:25 <Mekkis> for i in PZOPSS*.pdf; do
03:36:27 <Mekkis> PAGES=`pdfinfo $i | grep Pages\: | sed s/Pages\://`
03:36:29 <Mekkis> for j in `seq 1 $PAGES`; do
03:36:31 <Mekkis> pdftotext -f $j -l $j $i - | grep "Faction Handout" > /dev/null 2> /dev/null && ARGS=`echo $ARGS $i $j`
03:36:34 <Mekkis> done
03:36:36 <Mekkis> done
03:36:38 <Mekkis> pdfjoin $ARGS -o handouts.pdf
03:36:39 <Avatar> I meant show us the program, not the code
03:36:45 <Mekkis> that's the program
03:36:50 <Avatar> that's the code
03:36:59 <Mekkis> it's also the program
03:37:05 <Avatar> how do I run it
03:37:11 <Brunius> pdfjoin $ARGS -o handouts.pdf
03:37:14 <Mekkis> copy it into a text editor
03:37:22 <Mekkis> and save
03:37:25 <Mekkis> and chmod 775 it
03:37:27 <Mekkis> then run it
03:37:32 <Avatar> what is chmod 775
03:37:52 <Mekkis> Change the mode of each FILE to MODE.
03:38:03 <Mekkis> basically, makes it executable
03:38:19 <Avatar> do you understand the difference between a program and its code
03:38:37 <Mekkis> I understand that for an interpreted language like bash, there is no difference
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04:04:48 <Mekkis> Turns out that Faction Handout doesn't work for season 3
04:05:11 <Mekkis> can you think of a better way rather than egrep "(Faction Handout)|(Major Colson Maldris)|(Paracountess Zarta Dralneen)|(Venture\-Captain Ambrus Valsin)|(Lady Gloriana Morilla)|(Ollysta Zadrian)|(Amenopheus, the Sapphire Sage)|(Grandmaster Torch)|(Guaril Karela)|(Trade Prince Aaqir al’Hakam)|Venture\-Captain Amara Li"
04:26:05 <Brunius> Is ultimate equipment any good?
04:28:27 <Avatar> yes
04:28:33 <Avatar> do you have any of the other item books
04:28:39 <Brunius> Adventurer's Armoury
04:28:40 <Avatar> like seekers of secrets or adventurer's armory
04:28:53 <Avatar> it's better if you don't have them, because for the most part you don't need them with UE
04:29:00 <Avatar> advanced race guide also
04:29:14 <Avatar> they become largely (but not completely) redundant
04:29:14 <Brunius> The reviews say it's a compliation of every item in the hardcover line or something
04:29:21 <Avatar> there's more stuff in it as well
04:29:26 <Avatar> just not 300 pages of new stuff
04:29:35 <Avatar> a lot of it you will recognise
04:29:53 <Avatar> it's the first book I look at now
06:34:31 <Mekkis> Ballig... I need some advise
06:46:28 <Avatar> live long and prosper
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07:03:11 <Mekkis> kapow,
07:03:16 <Mekkis> I finally received your email!
07:11:05 <Avatar> I need to play an uptier 1-5 pretty badly
07:13:02 <kapow> goblinblood dead
07:17:46 <Mekkis> you mean a 4-5?
07:17:58 <Avatar> yeah
07:17:59 <Avatar> 4-5
07:18:10 <Avatar> goblinblood dead will be great when you finally run it !
07:18:13 <Mekkis> I'm planning on running a bunch of 3-7s soon
07:22:08 <Avatar> I wanted to run song of the sea witch
07:22:18 <Avatar> I'll get to it after wonders in the weave for anyone who misses your game
07:25:56 <Mekkis> Planning on running Sanos Abduction and In Wrath's Shadow
07:26:17 <Mekkis> I'll be running them offline over the next month or so, so it'll be less preparation overall
07:42:46 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Blindness%
07:42:47 <diebot> Mekkis, BLINDNESS-DEAFNESS necromancy ([curse]) bard 2, cleric 3, sorcerer/wizard 2, witch 2, antipaladin 2 1 standard action Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Duration: permanent Save: Fortitude negates SR:yes
07:42:48 <diebot> You call upon the powers of unlife to render the subject blinded or deafened, as you choose.
07:42:48 <Avatar> sounds like more preparation
07:43:18 <Mekkis> Avatar, why? I prepare it, and either run it once, or run it twice
07:43:32 <Mekkis> not much more preparation to run it the second time
07:43:42 <Mekkis> wow
07:43:46 <Mekkis> second-level spell
07:43:48 <Mekkis> really?
07:44:20 <Avatar> more preparation to run it in person than online
07:45:30 <Mekkis> yeah
07:45:35 <Mekkis> but I'm doing that anyway
07:45:47 <Mekkis> and I find online preparation harder
07:48:15 <Mekkis> What feat should Deceased take at 9th level?
07:49:21 <Avatar> lightning reflexes
07:49:42 <Mekkis> I was thinking Martial Weapon Proficiency (Guisarme)
07:49:53 <Avatar> exotic weapon (bolas)
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09:26:17 <Mekkis> ok
09:26:21 <Mekkis> so
09:26:40 <Mekkis> if you have natural weapons, do you take a -4 to disarm attempts?
09:28:19 <Mekkis> When describing an item, what would you want to know?
09:29:05 <Mekkis> I'm assuming Name, price, slot, CL, aura, weight?
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09:43:48 <Hydrazine> No. Being disarmed of a weapon is still just the same as normal. Being disarmed of natural weapons doesn't happen.
09:53:24 <Mekkis> Attempting to disarm a foe while unarmed imposes a –4 penalty on the attack.
09:53:44 <Mekkis> does that include when you only have natural weapons?
09:53:55 <Mekkis> ok
09:54:18 <Mekkis> who the fuck came up with the kusarigama?
09:57:43 <Mekkis> so with Improved Disarm and two claws and a bite, I can make three disarms per round?
10:07:34 <Hydrazine> I haven't looked up any sources to double check, but my initial thought is yes.
10:07:56 <Hydrazine> Does that include 'armed' unarmed attacks, Mekkis?
10:08:08 <Mekkis> I think so
10:10:36 <Mekkis> wow
10:10:45 <Mekkis> Blood Money is legal for play!
10:12:21 <Hydrazine> Which is?
10:12:33 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Blood Money
10:12:34 <diebot> Mekkis, error with query
10:12:36 <Mekkis> :(
10:13:26 <Mekkis> basically take damage and strength damage in lieu of material components
10:14:26 <Mekkis> https://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/blood-money&sa=U&ei=2WB3ULD0DqqKmwW7n4DoBQ&ved=0CAcQFjAA&client=internal-uds-cse&usg=AFQjCNGMk-W3i-icw9-nKjruGeBlxtwnoQ
10:14:34 <Mekkis> www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/blood-money
10:15:03 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Planar Binding
10:15:04 <diebot> Mekkis, PLANAR BINDING conjuration (calling[see text for lesser planar binding]) sorcerer/wizard 6, summoner 5 10 minutes Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels); see text Duration: instantaneous Save: Will negates SR:no and yes; see text
10:15:05 <diebot> This spell functions like lesser planar binding, except that you may call a single creature of 12 HD or less, or up to three creatures of the same kind whose Hit Dice total no more than 12. Each creature gets a saving throw, makes an independent attempt to escape, and must be individually persuaded to aid you.
10:15:20 <Mekkis> !spelldesc lesser planar binding
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11:09:08 <Mekkis> I blame Avatar
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11:13:28 <Steven> sup.... made macaroni and cheese for dinner
11:43:38 <Steven> and... just found out my dad broke his hip...
11:43:45 <Steven> yay happy fun times!
11:47:33 <Steven> i feel stressed out now.
12:05:36 <Mekkis> I paid $180 to find out that there's nothing wrong with my teeth!
12:05:53 <Steven> grats
12:06:03 <Steven> i would have only charged you 45
12:18:15 <Mekkis> yeah, but your word carries no weight
12:23:08 <Steven> sure it does... just not on dentistry
12:32:04 <Steven> yo
13:20:31 <Mekkis> !spelldesc stoneskin
13:20:32 <diebot> Mekkis, STONESKIN abjuration ([]) druid 5, sorcerer/wizard 4, alchemist 4, summoner 3, inquisitor 4, magus 4 1 standard action Range: touch Duration: 10 min./level or until discharged Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
13:20:33 <diebot> The warded creature gains resistance to blows, cuts, stabs, and slashes. The subject gains DR 10/adamantine. It ignores the first 10 points of damage each time it takes damage from a weapon, though an adamantine weapon bypasses the reduction. Once the spell has prevented a total of 10 points of damage per caster level (maximum 150 points), it is
13:20:33 <diebot> discharged.
13:21:13 <Mekkis> !spelldesc malicious spite
13:21:14 <diebot> Mekkis, MALICIOUS SPITE enchantment (compulsion[emotion, mind-affecting]) bard 3, sorcerer/wizard 4 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Duration: 1 day/level Save: Will negates SR:yes
13:21:14 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/malicious_spite.html
13:23:10 <Mekkis> !spelldesc curse of magic negation
13:23:11 <diebot> Mekkis, CURSE OF MAGIC NEGATION abjuration ([curse]) cleric 5, inquisitor 4, sorcerer/wizard 4, witch 4 1 round Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Duration: 10 minute/level Save: Will negates SR:no
13:23:12 <diebot> You disrupt the target creature's ability to draw upon magical energies. For the duration of the spell, it gains the negated spellblight (see page 97). Dispel checks to remove the spellblight take a -5 penalty due to this spell's interference with magical energies.
13:24:01 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Tattoo Potion
13:24:02 <diebot> Mekkis, TATTOO POTION transmutation ([]) alchemist 2, bard 2, sorcerer/wizard 2, witch 2 1 minute Range: one potion Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:no
13:24:03 <diebot> When you cast this spell, you mix special tattoo inks into a potion of your choice. Once you finish casting tattoo potion, the potion begins bubbling and fizzing-if no one drinks the potion within 1 minute of the spell being cast, the potion bubbles away into vapor and is destroyed. When a potion under the effects of tattoo potion is imbibed, the
13:24:03 <diebot> effects of the potion do not occur. Instead, the potion transforms into a spell tattoo (see page 16) on the drinker's chest tattoo slot-if the drinker already has a magic tattoo in this location, the tattoo potion is wasted. Once the potion transforms into a spell tattoo, it remains in place permanently until it is used as a spell tattoo.
13:30:57 <Steven> lookin great mekkis
13:30:58 <Steven> you the man
13:31:05 <Mekkis> thanks
13:31:08 <Mekkis> I'm thinking
13:31:22 <Mekkis> Tattoo Potion + Blood Money = free potions?
13:32:25 <Steven> !spelldesc Blood Money
13:32:25 <diebot> Steven, error with query
13:32:32 <Steven> i dunno what blood money is
13:34:59 <Mekkis> www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/blood-money
13:35:05 <Mekkis> from Rise of the Runelords
13:38:45 <Steven> alright im back
13:39:55 <Steven> im stressed out so much right no
13:39:57 <Steven> now
13:40:04 <Mekkis> why?
13:40:12 <Steven> dads in the hospital
13:40:17 <Mekkis> oh no
13:40:20 <Mekkis> is he alright?
13:40:23 <Steven> broke his hip
13:40:26 <Steven> anemic
13:40:49 <Steven> found out tonight
13:42:07 <Steven> im feeling stressed out big time.
13:43:12 <Steven> cant get ahold of his wife or sam right now
13:43:23 <Mekkis> have you visited him?
13:43:37 <Steven> no, he is in washington
13:43:39 <Steven> im in california
13:45:39 <Steven> 1200km
13:45:41 <Steven> or so
13:46:46 <Steven> so like from brisbane to canberra
13:47:33 <Mekkis> can you take carer's leave and fly over there?
13:48:06 <Steven> im at my grandmas house helping her our with stuff
13:48:51 <Steven> and cutting wood with her husband
13:50:28 <Steven> im just stressed out...
13:56:55 <Steven> so, what program should i use to pull the map from this pdf?
13:57:23 <Mekkis> pdfimages
14:07:12 <Steven> stupid internet
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14:26:15 <Steven> grrrrrrr
14:27:13 <Steven> okay it gave me like 14 different pictures of one map
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14:30:46 <Steven> so...... how do i get them all back together?
14:30:59 <Steven> is there a trick to this program?
14:31:03 <Mekkis> what scenario?
14:31:05 <N2H4> I missed the question.
14:31:16 <Steven> The Infernal Vault
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14:32:29 <Steven> cause im not overly fond of having to put all these pieces together
14:33:34 <Mekkis> oh
14:33:43 <Mekkis> I've got them extracted if you want me to send them
14:34:03 <Steven> oh god yeah!
14:34:24 <Mekkis> for printing or online?
14:34:30 <Steven> for online.
14:34:32 <Mekkis> I might have autocad documents for printing too
14:34:46 <Steven> playing it through CA next weekend
14:34:51 <Mekkis> cool
14:34:58 <Mekkis> I think I even have the CAG settings
14:35:15 <Steven> damn... thats pretty awesomes
14:35:24 <Mekkis> know what tier?
14:35:36 <Steven> i think its probably gonna be the lower tier
14:36:05 <Steven> not very many high levels in the channel.
14:36:33 <Mekkis> it's really good at 3-4
14:36:48 <Steven> yeah thats when my character rolled through it
14:36:58 <Steven> Salvanar just wrecked fools
14:36:59 <Mekkis> I killed Mort's character
14:37:15 <Steven> paladin stood infront of me with a big fat shield
14:38:17 <Steven> and i just stabbed over the top of him
14:38:36 <Mekkis> how long did it take you to figure out the switches?
14:39:21 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Infernal_Vault_maps.zip
14:39:32 <Steven> none
14:49:43 <Steven> im missing the last floor
14:50:35 <Mekkis> map2.jpg should be the bottom floor
14:51:02 <Steven> i just got the left corner
14:52:17 <Steven> my bad, its not loading right, i have the map...
14:52:36 <Mekkis> try redownloading
14:59:44 <Steven> watching the vice presidential debate
14:59:48 <Steven> god... its awefull
15:00:20 <Mekkis> great
15:00:24 <Mekkis> will you vote?
15:00:33 <Steven> yup
15:00:56 <Steven> well if im up in wa at the time
15:04:08 <Steven> if not then i guess im not voting
15:11:43 <Steven> jeeeze.... part 2/6 down
15:12:26 <Steven> this is almost painful...
15:12:55 <Steven> i dont really like either of the candidates... and i definantly dont like the vice presidents...
15:21:36 <Steven> alright im done watching..
15:21:52 <Steven> i cant stand anymore
15:25:38 <Steven> mac and cheese time
15:44:21 <Steven> im totally stuffed
15:45:28 <Steven> now i just gotta get CA to let people connect.
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16:28:23 <Mekkis> if you sell your soul in a PFS scenario, does the "sold his soul" effect wear off at the end?
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16:38:02 <Mekkis> if you sell your soul in a PFS scenario, does the "sold his soul" effect wear off at the end?
16:40:42 <Brunius> We heard you the first time
16:49:05 <Mekkis> yes, but Steven didn't
16:49:41 <Steven> whats up?
16:49:48 <Steven> sold it to a devil?
16:51:36 <Steven> i would say no... It would go under the conditions gained i'd think
16:53:22 <Steven> i dunno how you would cure that 'affliction' and what effects it would have.
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17:31:00 <Mekkis> Steven, I'm trying to sell my soul to MULTIPLE devils!
17:38:20 <Avatar> that's hardcore
17:38:33 <Mekkis> thank you
17:38:46 <Avatar> what is the deal with the sell your soul thing
17:38:57 <Mekkis> sell your soul, get THREE /wishes/!
17:39:16 <Avatar> I'm sure there is more to it than that
17:40:01 <Mekkis> there's nothing that says you can only sell your soul once
17:40:40 <Avatar> well you generally don't come up with more than one soul
17:40:53 <Avatar> that's like saying there's nothing that says you only have 1 body
17:41:07 <Mekkis> but it's an agreement, payable on death
17:41:22 <Mekkis> it's like me taking out multiple credit cards
17:41:24 <Mekkis> right?
17:41:24 <Avatar> what does that have to do with anything
17:41:39 <Avatar> it's not anything like taking multiple credit cards
17:41:45 <Mekkis> because it's _just_ an arrangement
17:41:53 <Avatar> it's not like you can say I'll pay you back 5 souls when I die, promise!
17:42:02 <Avatar> your credit rating isn't that good
17:44:25 <Hydrazine> I think this is getting to the silly end of rules reading, Mekkis.
17:44:45 <Hydrazine> Similar to the 'nowhere in the book does it say you can't get up and walk around and do whatever when you're dead."
17:44:57 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, they fixed that in Pathfinder!
17:45:05 <Hydrazine> oh really?
17:45:12 <Mekkis> if you're going to be lawyering around, dealing with Devils is the BEST time to do it!
17:45:15 <Mekkis> <?dead
17:45:17 <diebot> The character's hit points are reduced to a negative amount equal to his Constitution score, his Constitution drops to 0, or he is killed outright by a spell or effect. The character's soul leaves his body. Dead characters cannot benefit from normal or magical healing, but they can be restored to life via magic. A dead body decays normally unless
17:45:18 <diebot> magically preserved, but magic that restores a dead character to life also restores the body either to full health or to its condition at the time of death (depending on the spell or device). Either way, resurrected characters need not worry about rigor mortis, decomposition, and other conditions that affect dead bodies.
17:45:59 <Hydrazine> can't benefit by normal or magical healing, decays... can still take standard and move actions?
17:46:27 <Mekkis> <?unconscious
17:46:28 <diebot> Unconscious creatures are knocked out and helpless. Unconsciousness can result from having negative hit points (but not more than the creature's Constitution score), or from nonlethal damage in excess of current hit points.
17:51:16 <Steven> alright im back
17:52:46 <Steven> So. I think what would happen would be you would gain the Damned Condition.
17:52:50 <Steven> Damned When a diabolist is killed, her soul is instantly sent to Hell. Any character attempting to resurrect her must succeed at a caster level check equal to 10 + the diabolist's level or her spell fails. That character cannot attempt to resurrect the diabolist again until the following day, though other characters can attempt as they please.
18:00:56 <Steven> seems like a reasonable condition were someone to sell their soul
18:01:12 <Steven> question is how are you selling your soul?
18:01:48 <Avatar> diabolists don't get that after a certain level
18:02:28 <Steven> yeah at 5th leel
18:02:29 <Steven> level
18:02:56 <Steven> but, im saying thats the penalty i would impose if a character sold their soul, somehow, during the course of a scenario
18:04:40 <Avatar> what book is diabolist in again
18:04:53 <Steven> book of the damned vol 1
18:06:12 <Steven> im going to go to bed... im dead in the water
18:06:18 <Avatar> what's the sell your soul ability
18:06:20 <Steven> night everyone
18:06:41 <Avatar> looks to me like it doesn't exist
18:08:16 <Steven> i dont think its pfs legal
18:08:36 <Avatar> if it doesn't exist, it is not pfs legal, correct
18:09:02 <Steven> Pathfinder Chronicles: Princes of Darkness, Book of the Damned Vol. I. Copyright 2009, Paizo Publishing, LLC
18:09:08 <Steven> it exists, because i own it.
18:09:09 <Avatar> the class is legal
18:09:12 <Avatar> where is the ability
18:09:27 <Avatar> I don't see any ability that offers wishes or talks about selling souls
18:09:35 <Avatar> let alone multiple souls from the same person
18:09:51 <Steven> i dunno, i asked mekkis he didnt answer that question
18:10:02 <Avatar> that means it doesn't exist
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19:19:30 <Ballig> http://www.oglaf.com/trapmaster/1/
19:20:14 <Hydrazine> Theres a few oglaf comics that reference D&D pretty directly.
19:21:52 <Ballig> yeah, that one I think fairly well embodies a lot of traps you see in D&D
19:24:33 <Hydrazine> I'm a doctor!
19:24:58 <Brunius> Ha
19:26:32 <Mekkis> ok
19:26:36 <Mekkis> so
19:26:55 <Mekkis> if you have natural weapons, do you take a -4 to disarm attempts?
19:29:20 <Hydrazine> Now I can say things like fucktopus and people will actually get it.
19:30:45 <Ballig> you would think so!
19:34:07 <Hydrazine> huh. The odds of getting a pentakill in league is 1 in 1500 games. I think that puts me ahead of the curve.
19:39:13 <Avatar> :o)
19:40:10 <Ballig> :o)
19:40:27 <Hydrazine> Dorks.
19:41:20 <Avatar> not sure if first steps is enough to get my pathfinder fix this weekend
19:41:49 <Hydrazine> I'll be out of FS sadly, but I might play if theres something else running.
19:42:12 <Avatar> apart from song of the sea witch?
19:42:40 <Avatar> what level is your man
19:43:04 <Hydrazine> Hoku's at 3, Lyta just hit 2.
19:43:35 <Hydrazine> Nearis should be 2, but I haven't leveled him up yet because I am not sure I don't want to do drastic redesigns while its still legal.
19:44:03 <Hydrazine> No. Being disarmed of a weapon is still just the same as normal. Being disarmed of natural weapons doesn't happen.
19:44:17 <Avatar> if he's played 3 scenarios, you can't rebuild
19:47:50 <Hydrazine> Then he can stay on the damn bench.
19:48:05 <Hydrazine> Actually he might be only at 2 sessions.
19:48:25 <Avatar> how bad is the build
19:48:48 <Hydrazine> Well, how does one define bad in this case?
19:48:59 <Avatar> bad enough to put on the bench
19:49:10 <Hydrazine> Hes a high int and cha rogue. Hes got a ton of skill points and even good social skills.
19:49:35 <Hydrazine> The question is, is this enough to make him worth his weight, when hes practically useless in combat?
19:49:56 <Avatar> what was your concept with him
19:50:29 <Hydrazine> Being the kind of rogue that can talk his way out of problems rather than fighting.
19:50:59 <Hydrazine> But I think I've learned that this isn't always possible in PFS. And further, I feel, not possible more times than it is.
19:51:43 <Avatar> that's sort of the nature of talking your way out of a fight though
19:52:37 <Hydrazine> Consider his problems my lack of foresight then.
19:53:39 <Mekkis> Attempting to disarm a foe while unarmed imposes a –4 penalty on the attack.
19:53:46 <Avatar> looks recoverable
19:53:59 <Mekkis> does that include when you only have natural weapons?
19:54:39 <Hydrazine> I'm of the opinion now that despite whatever other advantages a character might wield, being useless in a fight makes you a liability in society play. Sooner or later, something is going to try to kill you.
19:57:30 <Avatar> just get out of the way
19:57:56 <Hydrazine> Oh, I feel like such an utter fool for not trying that plan earlier.
19:57:58 <Mekkis> so with Improved Disarm and two claws and a bite, I can make three disarms per round?
19:58:07 <Hydrazine> Get out of the way, he says! Brilliant!
20:02:06 <Avatar> next time you will know
20:03:22 <Hydrazine> But Avatar, what if you go first in initiative, you get ready to fight... and the rest of your party withdraws, so all the baddies circle up on you?
20:04:33 <Ballig> haha
20:04:43 <Ballig> also you're a witch!
20:05:03 <Hydrazine> Man that shit blew my damn mind.
20:05:25 <Hydrazine> In character, he says. Completely terrible for anything even considered teamwork.
20:06:00 <Avatar> man
20:06:09 <Avatar> did mekkis tell how he almost got me killed at unicon
20:06:18 <Hydrazine> Did he sneak attack you?
20:06:26 <Hydrazine> Thats how I'd try to kill you.
20:06:39 <Hydrazine> That, or a precisely aimed color spray.
20:06:51 <Avatar> he teleported all the tanks out of the area while the 3 glass cannons were still there, including the person we were trying to escort out of there
20:07:17 <Avatar> he just expected me to follow his lead without any communication
20:07:48 <Hydrazine> I haven't looked up any sources to double check, but my initial thought is yes.
20:08:10 <Hydrazine> Does that include 'armed' unarmed attacks, Mekkis?
20:08:23 <Mekkis> I think so
20:09:01 <Hydrazine> Why didn't you just get out of the way?
20:09:14 <Avatar> because we would have failed our mission
20:09:30 <Hydrazine> But you said this was a foolproof tactic.
20:09:43 <Avatar> I didn't say it was foolproof
20:10:06 <Hydrazine> That was the impression
20:10:29 <Avatar> just get dodge and mobility and whatnot
20:10:34 <Avatar> skill focus
20:10:38 <Ballig> it's not foolproof. incidentally Avatar is a fool !
20:10:45 <Avatar> fu
20:10:48 <Ballig> no f u
20:10:51 <Mekkis> wow
20:10:54 <Avatar> no f u
20:11:00 <Mekkis> Blood Money is legal for play!
20:11:16 <Ballig> f
20:11:21 <Hydrazine> Dodge and mobility do nothing when you get attacked by a gargantuan crocodile with a +30 grapple cmb.
20:12:21 <Avatar> put ranks in escape artist
20:12:35 <Hydrazine> Which is?
20:12:48 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Blood Money
20:12:49 <diebot> Mekkis, error with query
20:12:52 <Mekkis> :(
20:13:04 <Ballig> have grease cast on you
20:13:12 <Ballig> and/or buy oils of grease
20:13:41 <Mekkis> basically take damage and strength damage in lieu of material components
20:14:41 <Mekkis> https://www.google.com/url?q=http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/blood-money&sa=U&ei=2WB3ULD0DqqKmwW7n4DoBQ&ved=0CAcQFjAA&client=internal-uds-cse&usg=AFQjCNGMk-W3i-icw9-nKjruGeBlxtwnoQ
20:14:50 <Mekkis> www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/blood-money
20:15:18 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Planar Binding
20:15:19 <diebot> Mekkis, PLANAR BINDING conjuration (calling[see text for lesser planar binding]) sorcerer/wizard 6, summoner 5 10 minutes Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels); see text Duration: instantaneous Save: Will negates SR:no and yes; see text
20:15:19 <diebot> This spell functions like lesser planar binding, except that you may call a single creature of 12 HD or less, or up to three creatures of the same kind whose Hit Dice total no more than 12. Each creature gets a saving throw, makes an independent attempt to escape, and must be individually persuaded to aid you.
20:15:36 <Mekkis> !spelldesc lesser planar binding
20:35:15 <Avatar> apparently my paladin has a horsechopper
20:35:19 <Avatar> what the hell is a horsechopper
20:36:54 <Avatar> an enlarged halberd made by gobilns
21:13:42 <Steven> sup.... made macaroni and cheese for dinner
21:16:16 <MekkisScreen> Ballig, when should I offer my resignation?
21:19:52 <Ballig> that depends on your working relationship, contract, and/or the award you are hired under
21:20:02 <Ballig> but no more than 2-4 weeks before you actually need to leave
21:20:06 <Ballig> er, no less than, rather
21:20:41 <MekkisScreen> do I stand to gain anything by doing it earlier?
21:21:33 <Ballig> it will be easier on your company for them to know earlier (which may or may not affect future references from them)
21:22:00 <Ballig> if you don't care about that, or you think your working relationship could be damaged by it (an immature boss who would punish you for leaving, for example) then just give minimum required notice
21:22:06 <Ballig> which will be 2-4 weeks depending on your contract/award
21:43:53 <Steven> and... just found out my dad broke his hip...
21:44:00 <Steven> yay happy fun times!
21:47:48 <Steven> i feel stressed out now.
22:05:51 <Mekkis> I paid $180 to find out that there's nothing wrong with my teeth!
22:06:08 <Steven> grats
22:06:18 <Steven> i would have only charged you 45
22:13:57 <MekkisScreen> ah
22:18:30 <Mekkis> yeah, but your word carries no weight
22:23:23 <Steven> sure it does... just not on dentistry
22:25:00 <MekkisScreen> I'm probably getting pushed into judging on Sunday. Avatar, do you want the slot?
23:15:17 <Tashes> Ughhhh
23:15:21 <Tashes> it was hailing during the night
23:15:25 <Tashes> so i set the puppy up a bed inside
23:15:37 <Tashes> at some stage my housemate opened the kitchen, laundry and back doors
23:15:59 <Tashes> now my house is full of mud, puppy has climbed onto the kitchen bench and licked my supersharp knife and is bleeidng everywhere, and a block of hersheys is gone
23:16:00 <Tashes> -_-
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23:18:04 <Hydrazine> Oh shit.
23:18:33 <Tashes> she'llb e fine, she just keeps lickign things now.
23:18:40 <Hydrazine> Poor puppy.
23:18:51 <Hydrazine> Who ate the chocolate, and how the hell did you get hersheys?
23:20:33 <Tashes> the chocolate was open on the kitchen table, becuase the puppy isn't supposed to be in there.
23:20:46 <Mekkis> !spelldesc stoneskin
23:20:47 <Tashes> like, wrapped up and stashed away, but obvuiously she knew it was there
23:20:47 <diebot> Mekkis, STONESKIN abjuration ([]) druid 5, sorcerer/wizard 4, alchemist 4, summoner 3, inquisitor 4, magus 4 1 standard action Range: touch Duration: 10 min./level or until discharged Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
23:20:47 <diebot> The warded creature gains resistance to blows, cuts, stabs, and slashes. The subject gains DR 10/adamantine. It ignores the first 10 points of damage each time it takes damage from a weapon, though an adamantine weapon bypasses the reduction. Once the spell has prevented a total of 10 points of damage per caster level (maximum 150 points), it is
23:20:47 <diebot> discharged.
23:20:58 <Tashes> my kitchen table is more mud than table
23:21:03 <Hydrazine> Her chocolate senses were tingling.
23:21:28 <Mekkis> !spelldesc malicious spite
23:21:29 <diebot> Mekkis, MALICIOUS SPITE enchantment (compulsion[emotion, mind-affecting]) bard 3, sorcerer/wizard 4 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Duration: 1 day/level Save: Will negates SR:yes
23:21:29 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/malicious_spite.html
23:21:38 <Hydrazine> She must be learning from you.
23:23:25 <Mekkis> !spelldesc curse of magic negation
23:23:26 <diebot> Mekkis, CURSE OF MAGIC NEGATION abjuration ([curse]) cleric 5, inquisitor 4, sorcerer/wizard 4, witch 4 1 round Range: medium (100 ft. + 10 ft./level) Duration: 10 minute/level Save: Will negates SR:no
23:23:26 <diebot> You disrupt the target creature's ability to draw upon magical energies. For the duration of the spell, it gains the negated spellblight (see page 97). Dispel checks to remove the spellblight take a -5 penalty due to this spell's interference with magical energies.
23:24:16 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Tattoo Potion
23:24:17 <diebot> Mekkis, TATTOO POTION transmutation ([]) alchemist 2, bard 2, sorcerer/wizard 2, witch 2 1 minute Range: one potion Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:no
23:24:18 <diebot> When you cast this spell, you mix special tattoo inks into a potion of your choice. Once you finish casting tattoo potion, the potion begins bubbling and fizzing-if no one drinks the potion within 1 minute of the spell being cast, the potion bubbles away into vapor and is destroyed. When a potion under the effects of tattoo potion is imbibed, the
23:24:18 <diebot> effects of the potion do not occur. Instead, the potion transforms into a spell tattoo (see page 16) on the drinker's chest tattoo slot-if the drinker already has a magic tattoo in this location, the tattoo potion is wasted. Once the potion transforms into a spell tattoo, it remains in place permanently until it is used as a spell tattoo.
23:31:12 <Steven> lookin great mekkis
23:31:13 <Steven> you the man
23:31:20 <Mekkis> thanks
23:31:23 <Mekkis> I'm thinking
23:31:37 <Mekkis> Tattoo Potion + Blood Money = free potions?
23:32:40 <Steven> !spelldesc Blood Money
23:32:40 <diebot> Steven, error with query
23:32:47 <Steven> i dunno what blood money is
23:35:14 <Mekkis> www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/b/blood-money
23:35:20 <Mekkis> from Rise of the Runelords
23:39:00 <Steven> alright im back
23:40:10 <Steven> im stressed out so much right no
23:40:12 <Steven> now
23:40:19 <Mekkis> why?
23:40:27 <Steven> dads in the hospital
23:40:32 <Mekkis> oh no
23:40:35 <Mekkis> is he alright?
23:40:38 <Steven> broke his hip
23:40:41 <Steven> anemic
23:41:03 <Steven> found out tonight
23:42:22 <Steven> im feeling stressed out big time.
23:43:27 <Steven> cant get ahold of his wife or sam right now
23:43:38 <Mekkis> have you visited him?
23:43:52 <Steven> no, he is in washington
23:43:54 <Steven> im in california
23:45:54 <Steven> 1200km
23:45:56 <Steven> or so
23:47:01 <Steven> so like from brisbane to canberra
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23:47:48 <Mekkis> can you take carer's leave and fly over there?
23:48:21 <Steven> im at my grandmas house helping her our with stuff
23:49:06 <Steven> and cutting wood with her husband
23:50:43 <Steven> im just stressed out...
23:57:09 <Steven> so, what program should i use to pull the map from this pdf?
23:57:38 <Mekkis> pdfimages
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