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03:38 I-PRAY-FOR-MORE-DEAD-AUSSIES ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
04:51 I-PRAY-FOR-MORE-DEAD-AUSSIES is now known as BALI-BOMBINGS-4-PUBLIC-HOLIDAY
07:15 BALI-BOMBINGS-4-PUBLIC-HOLIDAY is now known as I-HATE-AUSSIES-AND-AUSTRALIA
07:26 <Steven> stupid internet
12:48 I-HATE-AUSSIES-AND-AUSTRALIA is now known as AUSSIES-R-FILTHY-CONVICT-PIGS
17:38 AUSSIES-R-FILTHY-CONVICT-PIGS is now known as I-BURN-THE-FILTHY-AUSSIE-FLAG
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26:29 <Steven> grrrrrrr
27:28 <Steven> okay it gave me like 14 different pictures of one map
28:13 EIGHTY-EIGHT-AUSSIE-PIGS-DEAD is now known as I-HATE-AUSSIES-AND-AUSTRALIA
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31:01 <Steven> so...... how do i get them all back together?
31:14 <Steven> is there a trick to this program?
31:18 <Mekkis> what scenario?
31:20 <N2H4> I missed the question.
31:31 <Steven> The Infernal Vault
32:14 I-HATE-AUSSIES-AND-AUSTRALIA ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
32:43 <Steven> cause im not overly fond of having to put all these pieces together
32:59 I-HATE-AUSSIES-AND-AUSTRALIA is now known as EIGHTY-EIGHT-AUSSIE-PIGS-DEAD
33:49 <Mekkis> oh
33:58 <Mekkis> I've got them extracted if you want me to send them
34:18 <Steven> oh god yeah!
34:28 <Steven> my email, [email protected]
34:39 <Mekkis> for printing or online?
34:45 <Steven> for online.
34:48 <Mekkis> I might have autocad documents for printing too
35:01 <Steven> playing it through CA next weekend
35:06 <Mekkis> cool
35:13 <Mekkis> I think I even have the CAG settings
35:29 <Steven> damn... thats pretty awesomes
35:39 <Mekkis> know what tier?
35:51 <Steven> i think its probably gonna be the lower tier
36:19 <Steven> not very many high levels in the channel.
36:48 <Mekkis> it's really good at 3-4
37:03 <Steven> yeah thats when my character rolled through it
37:13 <Steven> Salvanar just wrecked fools
37:14 <Mekkis> I killed Mort's character
37:30 <Steven> paladin stood infront of me with a big fat shield
38:32 <Steven> and i just stabbed over the top of him
38:52 <Mekkis> how long did it take you to figure out the switches?
39:15 EIGHTY-EIGHT-AUSSIE-PIGS-DEAD is now known as I-WANT-ALL-AUSSIE-PIGS-DEAD
39:36 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Infernal_Vault_maps.zip 
39:47 <Steven> none
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49:22 AUSTRALIA-IS-THE-WORST-COUNTRY is now known as PETER-BROCK-HIT-A-TREE
49:57 <Steven> im missing the last floor
50:50 <Mekkis> map2.jpg should be the bottom floor
51:17 <Steven> i just got the left corner
52:31 <Steven> my bad, its not loading right, i have the map...
52:51 <Mekkis> try redownloading
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59:58 <Steven> watching the vice presidential debate
00:03 <Steven> god... its awefull
00:35 <Mekkis> great
00:40 <Mekkis> will you vote?
00:48 <Steven> yup
01:11 <Steven> well if im up in wa at the time
04:22 <Steven> if not then i guess im not voting
11:19 stupidcollider is now known as mr_buttes
11:58 <Steven> jeeeze.... part 2/6 down
12:41 <Steven> this is almost painful...
13:10 <Steven> i dont really like either of the candidates... and i definantly dont like the vice presidents... 
21:51 <Steven> alright im done watching..
22:07 <Steven> i cant stand anymore
25:53 <Steven> mac and cheese time
30:47 mr_buttes is now known as SUPERpug
44:36 <Steven> im totally stuffed
45:43 <Steven> now i just gotta get CA to let people connect.
47:45 <ducknuckem> That's some funny shit.
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28:38 <Mekkis> if you sell your soul in a PFS scenario, does the "sold his soul" effect wear off at the end?
38:17 <Mekkis> if you sell your soul in a PFS scenario, does the "sold his soul" effect wear off at the end?
40:56 <Brunius> We heard you the first time
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49:20 <Mekkis> yes, but Steven didn't
49:56 <Steven> whats up?
50:03 <Steven> sold it to a devil?
51:51 <Steven> i would say no... It would go under the conditions gained  i'd think
53:37 <Steven> i dunno how you would cure that 'affliction'  and what effects it would have.
31:15 <Mekkis> Steven, I'm trying to sell my soul to MULTIPLE devils!
38:35 <Avatar> that's hardcore
38:48 <Mekkis> thank you
39:01 <Avatar> what is the deal with the sell your soul thing
39:12 <Mekkis> sell your soul, get THREE /wishes/!
39:31 <Avatar> I'm sure there is more to it than that
40:16 <Mekkis> there's nothing that says you can only sell your soul once
40:55 <Avatar> well you generally don't come up with more than one soul
41:08 <Avatar> that's like saying there's nothing that says you only have 1 body
41:22 <Mekkis> but it's an agreement, payable on death
41:37 <Mekkis> it's like me taking out multiple credit cards
41:39 <Avatar> what does that have to do with anything
41:39 <Mekkis> right?
41:53 <Avatar> it's not anything like taking multiple credit cards
42:01 <Mekkis> because it's _just_ an arrangement
42:07 <Avatar> it's not like you can say I'll pay you back 5 souls when I die, promise!
42:17 <Avatar> your credit rating isn't that good
44:38 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 13th 9am (first steps 3,kapow) / Sun 14th 11am (tier 3-7,Mekkis) / Sat 20th 9am (first steps 2,kapow) / Sat 20th 10am (tier 5-9,Avatar) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au 
44:38 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Wed Oct 10 19:11:40 2012
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44:40 <Hydrazine> I think this is getting to the silly end of rules reading, Mekkis.
44:59 <Hydrazine> Similar to the 'nowhere in the book does it say you can't get up and walk around and do whatever when you're dead."
45:12 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, they fixed that in Pathfinder!
45:20 <Hydrazine> oh really?
45:27 <Mekkis> if you're going to be lawyering around, dealing with Devils is the BEST time to do it!
45:30 <Mekkis> <?dead
45:31 <diebot> The character's hit points are reduced to a negative amount equal to his Constitution score, his Constitution drops to 0, or he is killed outright by a spell or effect. The character's soul leaves his body. Dead characters cannot benefit from normal or magical healing, but they can be restored to life via magic. A dead body decays normally unless
45:31 <diebot> magically preserved, but magic that restores a dead character to life also restores the body either to full health or to its condition at the time of death (depending on the spell or device). Either way, resurrected characters need not worry about rigor mortis, decomposition, and other conditions that affect dead bodies.
46:13 <Hydrazine> can't benefit by normal or magical healing, decays... can still take standard and move actions?
46:42 <Mekkis> <?unconscious
46:43 <diebot> Unconscious creatures are knocked out and helpless. Unconsciousness can result from having negative hit points (but not more than the creature's Constitution score), or from nonlethal damage in excess of current hit points.
51:30 <Steven> alright im back
53:01 <Steven> So. I think what would happen would be you would gain the Damned Condition.
53:04 <Steven> Damned  When a diabolist is killed, her soul is instantly sent to Hell.  Any character attempting to resurrect her must succeed at a caster level check equal to 10 + the diabolist's level or her spell fails.  That character cannot attempt to resurrect the diabolist again until the following day, though other characters can attempt as they please.
01:11 <Steven> seems like a reasonable condition were someone to sell their soul
01:27 <Steven> question is how are you selling your soul?
02:03 <Avatar> diabolists don't get that after a certain level
02:43 <Steven> yeah at 5th leel
02:44 <Steven> level
03:11 <Steven> but, im saying thats the penalty i would impose if a character sold their soul, somehow, during the course of a scenario
04:55 <Avatar> what book is diabolist in again
05:08 <Steven> book of the damned vol 1
06:27 <Steven> im going to go to bed... im dead in the water
06:33 <Avatar> what's the sell your soul ability
06:35 <Steven> night everyone
06:56 <Avatar> looks to me like it doesn't exist
08:30 <Steven> i dont think its pfs legal
08:50 <Avatar> if it doesn't exist, it is not pfs legal, correct
09:16 <Steven> Pathfinder Chronicles: Princes of Darkness, Book of the Damned Vol. I. Copyright 2009, Paizo Publishing, LLC
09:23 <Steven> it exists, because i own it.
09:24 <Avatar> the class is legal
09:27 <Avatar> where is the ability
09:42 <Avatar> I don't see any ability that offers wishes or talks about selling souls
09:50 <Avatar> let alone multiple souls from the same person
10:06 <Steven> i dunno, i asked mekkis he didnt answer that question
10:17 <Avatar> that means it doesn't exist
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19:45 <Ballig> http://www.oglaf.com/trapmaster/1/
20:28 <Hydrazine> Theres a few oglaf comics that reference D&D pretty directly.
22:06 <Ballig> yeah, that one I think fairly well embodies a lot of traps you see in D&D
24:48 <Hydrazine> I'm a doctor!
25:13 <Brunius> Ha
29:34 <Hydrazine> Now I can say things like fucktopus and people will actually get it.
31:00 <Ballig> you would think so!
34:22 <Hydrazine> huh. The odds of getting a pentakill in league is 1 in 1500 games. I think that puts me ahead of the curve.
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39:28 <Avatar> :o)
40:25 <Ballig> :o)
40:42 <Hydrazine> Dorks.
41:35 <Avatar> not sure if first steps is enough to get my pathfinder fix this weekend
42:04 <Hydrazine> I'll be out of FS sadly, but I might play if theres something else running.
42:27 <Avatar> apart from song of the sea witch?
42:55 <Avatar> what level is your man
43:19 <Hydrazine> Hoku's at 3, Lyta just hit 2.
43:50 <Hydrazine> Nearis should be 2, but I haven't leveled him up yet because I am not sure I don't want to do drastic redesigns while its still legal.
44:32 <Avatar> if he's played 3 scenarios, you can't rebuild
48:05 <Hydrazine> Then he can stay on the damn bench.
48:20 <Hydrazine> Actually he might be only at 2 sessions.
48:40 <Avatar> how bad is the build
49:03 <Hydrazine> Well, how does one define bad in this case?
49:13 <Avatar> bad enough to put on the bench
49:24 <Hydrazine> Hes a high int and cha rogue. Hes got a ton of skill points and even good social skills.
49:50 <Hydrazine> The question is, is this enough to make him worth his weight, when hes practically useless in combat?
50:11 <Avatar> what was your concept with him
50:44 <Hydrazine> Being the kind of rogue that can talk his way out of problems rather than fighting.
51:14 <Hydrazine> But I think I've learned that this isn't always possible in PFS. And further, I feel, not possible more times than it is.
51:58 <Avatar> that's sort of the nature of talking your way out of a fight though
52:51 <Hydrazine> Consider his problems my lack of foresight then.
54:00 <Avatar> looks recoverable
54:54 <Hydrazine> I'm of the opinion now that despite whatever other advantages a character might wield, being useless in a fight makes you a liability in society play. Sooner or later, something is going to try to kill you.
57:45 <Avatar> just get out of the way
58:11 <Hydrazine> Oh, I feel like such an utter fool for not trying that plan earlier.
58:21 <Hydrazine> Get out of the way, he says! Brilliant!
02:21 <Avatar> next time you will know
03:37 <Hydrazine> But Avatar, what if you go first in initiative, you get ready to fight... and the rest of your party withdraws, so all the baddies circle up on you?
04:48 <Ballig> haha
04:58 <Ballig> also you're a witch!
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05:18 <Hydrazine> Man that shit blew my damn mind.
05:40 <Hydrazine> In character, he says. Completely terrible for anything even considered teamwork.
05:40 <Avro> 1st steps 3 is in 1hr right
06:14 <Avatar> man
06:23 <Avatar> did mekkis tell how he almost got me killed at unicon
06:33 <Hydrazine> Did he sneak attack you?
06:41 <Hydrazine> Thats how I'd try to kill you.
06:53 <Hydrazine> That, or a precisely aimed color spray.
07:06 <Avatar> he teleported all the tanks out of the area while the 3 glass cannons were still there, including the person we were trying to escort out of there
07:32 <Avatar> he just expected me to follow his lead without any communication
09:16 <Hydrazine> Why didn't you just get out of the way?
09:29 <Avatar> because we would have failed our mission
09:45 <Hydrazine> But you said this was a foolproof tactic.
09:57 <Avatar> I didn't say it was foolproof
10:21 <Hydrazine> That was the impression
10:44 <Avatar> just get dodge and mobility and whatnot
10:49 <Avatar> skill focus
10:53 <Ballig> it's not foolproof. incidentally Avatar is a fool !
11:00 <Avatar> fu
11:03 <Ballig> no f u
11:09 <Avatar> no f u
11:31 <Ballig> f
11:36 <Hydrazine> Dodge and mobility do nothing when you get attacked by a gargantuan crocodile with a +30 grapple cmb.
12:36 <Avatar> put ranks in escape artist
13:19 <Ballig> have grease cast on you
13:27 <Ballig> and/or buy oils of grease
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18:44 <Oren> Anyone heard from kapow in the last day or two?
35:30 <Avatar> apparently my paladin has a horsechopper
35:33 <Avatar> what the hell is a horsechopper
35:33 <Avro> hmmm
36:04 <Avro> not feelin the chat love today
37:09 <Avatar> an enlarged halberd made by gobilns
39:02 <Oren> Hi Scott
39:42 <Oren> Happy Sukkot.
40:15 <Avatar> yo
40:18 <Avatar> it's 7.30am
40:25 <Avatar> 6.30 where kapow is
40:42 <Avatar> he was here night before last
40:53 <Avatar> he is here all the time really
41:38 <Oren> He';s Easgtern Aus coast?  NZ?
42:19 <Oren> (( yuk. sloppy typing ))
42:52 <Avro> heheh
43:07 <Hydrazine> I think hes in around Brisbane or something like that.
43:24 <Avro> site says 5p est no clue what the is in NZ 8am?
43:39 <Hydrazine> 5pm est is in 17 minutes.
43:59 <Avro> right
44:31 <Hydrazine> I only know this because it happens to be my timezone.
44:46 <Hydrazine> I'd be playing today, but my counterpart is gone.
44:58 <Oren> He was a no show yesterday on a different forum and hasn't commented on that absence yet, so I'm concerned.
45:02 <Oren> Counterpart?
45:07 <Avro> counterpart?
45:21 <Avro> hope all is well
45:23 <Hydrazine> My current level 1 has an identical twin.
45:39 <Hydrazine> They'd be lost without eachother. Really.
45:45 <Avro> named skippy cause all evil twins are skippy
45:54 <Hydrazine> Pssh.
46:14 <Hydrazine> They are Fork and Spork and the evil one is... well, I think its Fork today. Tommorow it might be Spork.
46:45 <Oren> And you've collectively decided to only play together?
46:59 <Hydrazine> It would make more sense if you'd seen them in action.
47:02 <Avro> Sporks are evil just misunderstood
47:19 <Avro> like the wonder twins
47:34 <Hydrazine> Yeah. Except more orky.
47:39 <Avro> aren't evil - gammer bad
48:23 <Oren> I saw in a crossword puzzle not long ago that sporks (tined spooned) have a real/legitimate name for them, rather than the marketting gimmick "spork" that has caught on in the last generation.  Wish I could remember what it was.
48:57 <Oren> ( tined ~spoons~ )
51:18 <Avatar> Avro: you can set up your own timezone and it'll tell you what time the game is in on your local time
51:53 <Avro> it is set up on the site - unless i blew it
52:03 <Avatar> you blew it chief
52:13 <Avro> says eastern
52:46 <Oren> Is tomorrow looking good AFA you know, Avatar?
53:25 <Avatar> what do you mean
54:12 <Oren> My bad.  I was mixing up tables.  Mekkis is running tomorrow, not you. :P
55:25 <Oren> Are Fork & Spork a private thieves' guild?
58:27 <Avatar> there's a chance I might be running it
00:37 <Oren> Meaning Mekkis might nnot be able to, or that there might be two tables?
00:54 <Hydrazine> Fork and Spork are a barbarian horde.
01:29 <Oren> Taken the stacking rage when next to a raging ally feat?
01:41 <Avatar> one table
01:49 <Hydrazine> Yep.
02:06 <Avatar> we can probably get a second organised if too many sign up
02:11 <Oren> That's as neat as planning teamwork feats or self-flanking rogues.
02:33 <Oren> No worries, Avatar.  Less than 6 now, and many are merely listed as "probable".
02:39 <Avatar> yeah
02:55 <Avatar> only one is 'probable'
03:11 <Avatar> eric is 'probably' bringing a zen archer of his 3 characters
03:48 <Avatar> have you guys played first steps 3 before
03:55 <Oren> Hmm. One is only 'probable' about his character choice.  And one is Andrew, who is late and 20+ hours late for the game he was supposed to judge yesterday.
04:25 <Avatar> who's andrew
04:41 <Oren> kapow, I thought.  May have names boggled in my mind.
04:50 <Avatar> oh kapow
05:06 <Avatar> if he doesn't show in 10 minutes, I'll run this game
05:15 <Avatar> I've already messaged him
06:06 <Oren> I'm just going to cut and run.  Don't have a L1 ready to play anyway, and yes, I played it before.  Huichun judged it.
06:17 <Avatar> who's huichun
06:21 <Oren> Mort
06:26 <Avatar> good ol mort
06:40 <Avatar> you can use a pregen
06:45 <Avatar> and rebuild a level 1 anytime before you hit level 2
06:48 <Oren> I hate handles.  I use names, unless people never share them.
07:02 <Avatar> I hate names, I use handles
07:12 <Avro> I have played but dont recall it - if we need to bail we bail
07:12 <Avatar> handles is very 1990s
07:32 <Avatar> do none of you really want to play
07:57 <Oren> Handles change far more often than names do.  Even more often than the popular name for 'handles'/'User IDs'/'nicks'/whatevers.
08:14 <Avatar> most don't
08:21 <Avatar> everyone you see here never changes nicks
08:46 <Oren> that's good to know.  Sure doesn't hold true in the larger Internet pop.
09:48 <Avro> would like to play but Im a big boy  can do other stuff - created a Neg channeling Cleric just to see if it would be cool
10:26 <Avatar> he might have some confusion with daylight savings getting in the way
11:18 <Oren> Mamoulianfh was around earlier and signed up, though with a L2.  Mort will eventually be around.  There will be enough to play.
11:41 <Avatar> yeah
11:44 <Oren> Assuming Hydrazine is Steven, but that is pure assumption.
11:57 <Avatar> hydrazine and steven are different people
11:58 <mamoulianfh> i am still here, i am just doing some other stuff
12:02 <Avatar> steven's nick is steven
12:11 <Avatar> mamoulianfh: do you have a level 1 char
12:20 <mamoulianfh> nope :/
12:27 <Oren> How, logical!  Then there are even more potential players.
12:27 <Avatar> are you happy to start a second character
12:40 <Avatar> this game is level 1 only
12:52 <Avro> my lvl 1 is Mortie
12:57 <mamoulianfh> i made level 2 in first steps 1, did not know it is lvl1 only :/
13:12 <Avatar> it's okay, you just can't use your level 2 guy in first steps
13:20 <Avatar> you can use a pregen today and rebuild it later
16:31 <MekkisScreen> Ballig, when should I offer my resignation?
17:34 <Avatar> okay who's keen for this game
19:02 <Avro> that a toon or do you mean who wants to play
19:11 <Avatar> who wants to play
19:20 <Avatar> is it just you two and me
19:30 <Avatar> I don't see mort or steven anywhere
19:40 <Avro> I'm good to go - will keep me out of the 11 yr old girl party my daughter is having
20:06 <Oren> LOL
20:07 <Ballig> that depends on your working relationship, contract, and/or the award you are hired under
20:11 <Avatar> oren step up
20:17 <Ballig> but no more than 2-4 weeks before you actually need to leave
20:17 <Avatar> you want to play you know you do
20:20 <Ballig> er, no less than, rather
20:30 <Oren> Yeah. I'm sure she'll appreciate not having a 'creepy' dad. :P
20:37 <Avro> already going nuts and only 1 kid is hear
20:56 <MekkisScreen> do I stand to gain anything by doing it earlier?
21:15 <Oren> Girls today talk so fast it's a wonder their lips don't break the sound barrier.
21:33 <Avro> Im the mean daddy - stop jumping off the stairs you will break your face, Dont drag the cat around you mom doesnt like it etc
21:44 <Avro> LOL Oren
21:48 <Ballig> it will be easier on your company for them to know earlier (which may or may not affect future references from them)
22:01 <Oren> Oh, and I suppose YOU like dragging the cat around? LOL
22:14 <Ballig> if you don't care about that, or you think your working relationship could be damaged by it (an immature boss who would punish you for leaving, for example) then just give minimum required notice
22:21 <Ballig> which will be 2-4 weeks depending on your contract/award
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22:29 <Oren> Unless 'mom' is the name of the cat, then it makes complete sense. LOL
22:32 <Avro> I like the cats just fine as long as they are somewhere else
23:21 <Oren> I adore nearly all pets.  The only ones I don't care too much for are the dogs that are trained by their owners to be as antisocial as they are (and therefore dangerous).
23:22 <Avro> grew up with lots and lots of animals and Im done with that but wife and kids NEED to have cats
24:36 <Avro> oooo come on everyone loves antisocial dogs, they sit in the corner and pout.  Its the crazy want to eat you dogs no one likes
24:40 <Oren> If 3 of mamou, Hydra, Mort & Steven show in the next 6, I'll play a pregen.
25:04 <Oren> Crazy-want-to-eat-you is what ll antisocial.
25:08 <Avatar> game is actually scheduled in another half an hour
25:14 <Avatar> I forgot to change it on the site
25:15 <Oren> Il = I call
25:31 <Oren> sigh
25:55 <Avatar> oren: what is no confidence vote
25:59 <Oren> I love being out of the loop.  I'm always out of the loop.  Even when I'm in the loop!
26:52 <Oren> supposed to be 'non'.  I expected the table to fail. So made other plans.  Even my other plans fell through.  Some days, nothing goes right.
27:00 <Avro> thought want to eat you was agressively social hehehe
27:25 <Avatar> I just talked to him, he'll be here
27:27 <Avro> sooo when did the time change
27:43 <Avatar> wednesday
28:00 <Avro> bangs head on desk
28:00 <Oren> Need-to-lick-your-face-and-hump-you is agressively social.  Eat-you is antisocial.
28:05 <Avatar> sorry :P
28:15 <Avatar> every time the time is changed on the site, a barrage of invites get sent out to anyone who hasn't declined
28:17 <Avro> LOL ok giving you that one
28:36 <Avatar> to let everyone who might need to know to know about the change
28:38 <Avro> hmm site needs fixed
28:45 <Avatar> no that's intentional
28:49 <Avro> kk
28:51 <Avatar> I was waiting for people to have a chance to decline before changing it
28:53 <Avatar> and then I forgot
28:58 <Avatar> my brain needs fixing
29:08 <Oren> I don't mind being contacted several times about the same game.  I like being informed.  Knowledge is power.
29:09 <Avro> then I would suggect and opt out check box
29:28 <Avatar> yeah other people do though
29:31 <Avro> agreed with Oren
29:33 <Avatar> there were 3 games here and they all needed changing
29:42 <Avatar> some people didn't want to play any of them
29:46 <Avatar> it becomes spammy
30:08 <Avro> spammy with pineapple
30:45 <Oren> My pet is currently demonstrating one of the downsides of cat ownership.  He has settled in my lap and just moments later the water I put on the stove began to boil.  I really don't like disaplcing him.
31:14 <Ballig> put him in the pot of boiling water
31:16 <Ballig> that will teach him
31:24 <Avro> say the times at the top say to update go to the website but the website is correct for me and the times above arent... broken or just life
31:43 <Ballig> Avatar put the wrong time in the schedule
31:45 <Avro> lol
31:50 <Avatar> yes yes sorry
31:52 <Oren> Do I LOOK like Glenn Close?  Oh wait, you don't know what I look like.  Never mind. :P
31:54 <Avro> right got that
32:14 <Avro> was moving one to the time above the chat -- im using HydraIRC
32:31 <Avro> hair looks the same Oren
32:56 <Avatar> Hydrazine: do you use HydraIRC
33:11 <Avro> time in the chat next to my name <---- over there is ok ^^^^^ not so much
33:25 <Avatar> don't you want timestamping
34:11 <Avro> ?? timestamping is good, Im talking the banner annoncement above chat
34:42 <Avatar> I don't know about that
34:50 <Avatar> just get mirc
35:00 <Avro> lol ok
35:49 <Avatar> what classes are you jokers bringing
36:35 <Oren> Scott said neg cleric
36:45 <Oren> That is the extent of the party so far.
36:56 <Avatar> I'm bringing a paladin
37:00 <Avatar> who is scott
37:02 <Avatar> is that avro
37:07 <Oren> yes
37:09 <Avro> forgot this is a PFS game - wrong toon
37:13 <Oren> my bad.  
37:14 <Avatar> who are you bringing oren
37:15 <Avro> yes I am
37:34 <Oren> I have nothing to bring.
37:42 <Avatar> oh we'll find you something to bring
37:59 <Oren> Will be one of the 4 iconics.  I hate the UC ones.
38:16 Ballig is now known as Ballig1
38:37 <Avro> lol or Im a dork it was the right toon - im a neg cleric
38:43 <Avro> and a dork
39:03 <Avatar> are there any good feat suggestions for a paladin, I just took power attack and cleave
39:12 <Avatar> I have no idea if they are the right choices
39:30 <Oren> The only Paladin feat I want doesn't exist.  Extra Smiting.
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43:19 <Avro> is this correct ? /server -m au.austnet.org -jn #d&d
43:39 <Ballig_> if you use mirc
43:57 <Avro> just downloaded trying to set it up -
44:03 <Avatar> yeah that's the one
44:21 <Avro> whats the port?
44:33 <Avro> 6667 giving me failures
44:34 <Avatar> 6667
44:43 <Avatar> try irc.austnet.org
44:53 <Avatar> that one is actually better than au 
48:04 <Avro> doing a file/ select server/add pasting above then connect and getting unable to resolve server.   Tried IRC and AU
52:18 <Ballig_> don't paste the /server -m bit 
52:30 <Ballig_> that's just what you type of you're doing it manually
52:51 <Ballig_> same with the -jn #d&d
53:06 <Avro> so just irc.austnet.org
53:27 <Ballig_> yeah that's the server
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54:09 Ballig_ has quit (Quit: jerks)
54:22 <Avro> jerks?
54:31 <Avro> again not feeling the love
54:51 <Ballig> ha
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56:05 <Avro2> Test 
56:09 <Avatar> it works
56:18 Avro has quit (Quit:  HydraIRC -> http://www.hydrairc.com <- *I* use it, so it must be good!)
57:31 <Ballig> I love how the quit message said how awesome hydrairc is because Avro is using it
57:38 <Ballig> when he's quitting to switch over to another IRC client
57:50 <Avatar> haha
58:10 <Hydrazine> I was away for a bit.
58:26 <Avro2> lol
58:36 <Hydrazine> No, I'm not Steven, no, I don't use HydraIRC.
58:40 <Hydrazine> Even if we share half a name.
58:59 <Hydrazine> I'm always Hydrazine. Even my alternate names.. are alternate names for Hydrazine.
59:57 <Oren> 6AM in Singapore.  I wonder if Mort will make it.
00:27 <Avatar> trust mort
00:42 <Avro2> r we running this via chat or voice
01:05 <Oren> Oh, I do.  I pretty much trust her more than I trust any of the other people I've never met. :P
01:39 <Avatar> does step up have any pre-reqs
02:36 <Ballig> don't think so
02:48 <Avatar> maybe I should take that instead of cleave
03:09 <Ballig> BAB +1 is the only pre-req
03:09 <Hydrazine> But cleaving finish is big money.
03:27 <Ballig> just remember that Rabble has not used step up in the 4 games he's played
03:37 <Hydrazine> Jerus used to marginalize fights with cleaving finish all the time.
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03:55 <Ballig> trust kapow
03:59 <Avatar> trust kapow
04:00 <Hydrazine> Good luck in the game guys.
04:04 <kapow> trust me my fucking ass
04:08 <kapow> fucking avatar
04:16 <Oren> I figure I'll snag Ezren.  Cleric+Paladin means healing is at least partially filled.
04:19 <Avatar> that's a bit rude
04:19 <kapow> I said like 4-5 times 9am QLD time
04:24 <kapow> many times and clearly
04:30 <Avatar> I definitely didn't hear qld time
04:40 <kapow> I'll find the chat logs
04:45 <Avatar> forget the chat logs
04:49 <Avatar> do you need anything 
05:24 <Oren> more players?
06:41 <kapow> I just have to put maps into devca and set grid sizes
06:59 <Avatar> are you getting the text files as well
07:20 <kapow> no failed
07:23 <kapow> only got the first pack
09:26 <Oren> When is 9AM QLD?
10:12 <Avro2> guessing now
10:57 <Avatar> another hour
11:47 <Avro2> ooooo
11:53 <kapow> well another 50 minutes
12:06 <Avatar> do you still need another 50
12:18 <Oren> Then I'm out.
12:24 <Oren> Hope you still table.
12:54 <kapow> sorry for the snappyness avatar getting woken up with a phone call telling you your late when you've told them the time a number of times and you forgot to change the time after i pointed it out to you is a little bit of a rude awakening
13:06 <Avatar> yeah don't worry about it man
13:08 <Avatar> how long do you need
13:09 <kapow> ps how the hell do you put in offsets in dev ca -.^
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13:26 <Avatar> background offset toolbutton
13:36 <kapow> just long enough to get devca set up and then 5-10 more to actually grab something to eat
13:51 <Hydrazine> I don't know if you actually have players though.
14:01 <Hydrazine> I'm going out in a bit, Oren just left..
14:06 <Avatar> we have 3 with mamou, avro and me
14:12 <MekkisScreen> ah
15:22 <Hydrazine> Sounds like a job for Kyrabot.
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16:15 <Avatar> are you playing today steven
16:17 <Steven> hey guys sorry, i was on the phone with my brother
16:24 <Hydrazine> See look, me and Steven are not even close to being the same person. I mean, I know everything, and hes kind of a jerk. And we're on opposite sides of the country.
16:25 <Avatar> turns out you're early
16:35 <Avatar> ah but you are in the same country
16:49 <Hydrazine> So are you and Ballig.
16:57 <Hydrazine> Which is why I call you collectively, Balligatar.
16:59 <Avatar> yeah me and ballig are like twins
17:08 <Steven> well, actually, i also have to go cut some wood because i spent all morning on the phone with my family up in washington setting up a schedule for people to help with my dad.
17:09 <Avro2> and you have the same hair cut
17:18 <Steven> should take about an hour.
17:39 <Avatar> what do you need wood for
17:46 <Steven> to make money
17:46 <Hydrazine> Witches.
17:49 <Avro2> snicker
17:50 <Hydrazine> They got witches to burn.
17:52 <Steven> and burn infidels
17:52 <Avatar> snickers
18:09 <Steven> imma burn that bitch to ash and bone
18:29 <Steven> anyways, take about an hour...
18:50 <Steven> see you guys then, ill set myself as declined incase i dont make it back in time.
22:59 <Avatar> maybe I should go for tripping feats instead of cleaving feats
23:05 <Avatar> I've got the BAB for it
23:34 <Avatar> tough decision
23:40 <Avatar> oh wait, I can't, I'm a dumb paladin
24:45 <mamoulianfh> guys, I have big problem here, my heating is not working and it is like 5-10 degrees celsius currently in my living room, so if i will not be able to somehow make it work, I will not be able to play under such circumstances :/
25:15 <MekkisScreen> I'm probably getting pushed into judging on Sunday. Avatar, do you want the slot?
25:24 <kapow> so your lawful stupid avatar XP?
25:26 <Avatar> use a blanket
25:33 <Brunius> use five blankets
25:40 <Avatar> it's 5-10 degrees here
25:47 <Brunius> It's snowed where I am
26:10 <Brunius> Two thick blankets is generally enough, but five is better
26:24 <Avatar> it's not like you're playing in person, that would suck
26:34 <Avatar> <3 online gamez
27:08 <Avro2> just stay with power attack
27:19 <Avatar> yeah I don't really have much of a choice
27:53 <Avro2> depends what kink of pally you want to be
28:11 <Avatar> two handed weapon fighter
28:21 <Avatar> I'll get some full plate down the track
28:25 <Avro2> then power attack
28:35 <Brunius> Get weapon focus (horsechopper)
28:46 <Avatar> to lead into what
28:52 <Avro2> kinda a low lvl must for 2h wpn folks
29:03 <Avatar> this is the first melee character I've played in forever
29:33 <Brunius> Wasn't Waldo a cleric
29:37 <Avatar> yeah
29:51 <Avatar> like a 15th level cleric
31:18 <Avro2> only time I can think I would take pally over other fighters is div archer
31:50 <Avatar> pallys get sweet spells that fighters don't get though
32:01 <Avro2> you could do the lancelot mt fighting stuff
32:06 <Avatar> it's a sczarni paladin
32:22 <Brunius> I still want to see how you justify that
32:28 <Avatar> yeah this should be good
32:36 <Avro2> do a gnome mounted pally on a badger
32:44 <Avatar> gnomes suck
32:54 <Avatar> even half orcs are better these days
32:59 <Avro2> lol
33:26 <Brunius> Do a gnome pally mounted on a roc
34:16 <Avro2> sczarni pally - seeks to further his believe even more then his chruch
34:50 <Avro2> could take wpn focus 1st 
34:56 <Avatar> hey, what is dragging
35:05 <Avatar> there is a feat that sounds sweet called improved drag
35:12 <Avro2> make it a tripping toon and get a polearm or whip
35:40 <Avro2> give him the I dont kill personality that should be fun
36:27 <Avatar> pushing assault looks good
36:38 <Avatar> hit the bad guy with a reach weapon, push him away 5ft
37:12 <Avro2> pally that doesnt believe in attacking so just uses his shield
37:43 <Avatar> no he believes in attacking alright
38:10 <Avatar> wis 7
39:06 <Avatar> I'll give pushing assault a go
40:09 <Avro2> wis of 7 
40:15 <Avro2> ?? really 7
40:36 <Avatar> yeah
40:44 <Avatar> paladins don't need wisdom it turns out
40:52 <Avro2> so he can talk but not make a good decision
41:03 <Avatar> right
41:23 <Avro2> use the sword or chicken hmmmm chicken it is
41:37 <Avro2> please dont kill this guy--- kill the guy got it
41:37 <Avatar> chickens can make great weapons if used in the right ways
41:54 <Hydrazine> Avatar, I'd still say cleaving finish, but maybe I'm just partial.
42:09 <Avatar> yeah it's either go offensive or go defensive
42:19 <Avatar> I figure I'll go something different for now, we all know how cleave works
42:22 <Avro2> brb doing party thing with kids 
42:57 <Hydrazine> I thnk even with pushing assault people are still going to 5ft and be annoying. But let me know how it goes.
42:57 <Avatar> and being alive is the cool thing to do I hear
43:07 <Avatar> it's a reach weapon
43:13 <Avatar> so if I push them away, they can't 5ft step up
43:17 <Hydrazine> Pssh. Being alive is so 2011.
43:41 <Hydrazine> I know. How does this help if they were trying to stay away from you in the first place?
43:42 <Avatar> only affects medium or smaller creatures though :(
45:21 <Brunius> Does it have a feat after it that means you can affect large creatures?
46:42 <Avatar> don't think so
47:05 <Avatar> nope, standalone feat
54:55 <kapow> hmmm steven have you returned -.^?
55:39 <Avatar> he'll be at least another 20 minutes
56:38 <kapow> Do you gentlemen want to start?
56:47 <Avatar> I'm in
56:48 <kapow> or would you like to wait on steven
56:54 ChanOP gives channel operator status to kapow
56:54 <kapow> I'll let him come in late if he wishes
57:00 <Avatar> steven might not come back and we have been waiting 2 hours
57:06 <kapow> yeah
57:15 <kapow> why i said i'll let him come in late if he wants
57:17 <Avatar> mamoulianfh Avro are you two here
57:23 <kapow> if there are only 3 of you you can have your pc
57:29 <kapow> npc
57:37 <kapow> and steven will just replace it
57:52 <Avatar> brunius wants to play too I reckon
57:58 <Brunius> I don't.
58:00 <Avatar> knowing him
58:03 <Brunius> First Steps?
58:03 <Avatar> secretly you do
58:06 <Avatar> yeah
58:08 <mamoulianfh> i am here
58:12 <Brunius> boooring
58:22 <Avatar> secretly
58:38 <mamoulianfh> my heating is still not working though :/
58:48 <Avatar> I don't have avro on skype I don't think
58:51 <Avatar> not online at least
58:59 <Avatar> wait I lie
59:06 <kapow> I don't have him was just checking my list
00:01 <Avatar> he's avro5731
00:28 <Avro2> back
02:38 <Avro2> whats you id Kapow
04:33 <Avro2> ty
05:12 <kapow> mam if your playing jump on skype
05:21 <Avatar> he's on
05:23 <mamoulianfh> ok
05:29 <Avatar> oh moo
06:28 <mamoulianfh> online
06:57 <kapow> what do we have
07:21 Avatar is now known as Judas
07:42 kapow gives voice to Judas
07:52 kapow gives voice to Avro2
07:57 kapow gives voice to mamoulianfh
08:26 <mamoulianfh> i have rolled sorcerer
08:26 <Judas> mamoulianfh: what class are you playing
09:34 <mamoulianfh> but not finnished yet :/ unfortunately I was not aware the first steps are only level 1 scenarios, so i rolled him fast, there might be some mistakes with him :/
09:50 <mamoulianfh> aasimar sorcerer
10:44 <mamoulianfh> Copper Draconic bloodline
11:34 mamoulianfh is now known as Mahvei
11:55 <Mahvei> nevr
12:05 Avro2 is now known as Mortie
14:09 <kapow> “Recently, a contact from the Low Azlanti embassy in Escadar
14:10 <kapow> approached us with an offer. It seems they have discovered a
14:10 <kapow> unique relic of Azlanti origin on the Inner Sea’s floor that we
14:10 <kapow> have a unique opportunity to add to our collection for study.
14:10 <kapow> In return, however, we must deliver one of our catalogued
14:10 <kapow> items to Escadar in exchange. The Low Azlanti drive a hard
14:10 <kapow> bargain, so we need you to escort a relics broker to Escadar so
14:10 <kapow> he can authenticate the Azlanti item and mediate a fair deal
14:10 <kapow> on the Ten’s behalf.
14:35 <Mahvei> me
14:43 <kapow> 220.245.217.184
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15:57 <Judas> just in time mort
16:02 <Mort-> What?
16:06 <Judas> are you playing first steps 3
16:08 <Mort-> I'm probably not playing
16:13 <Judas> you accepted
16:34 <Mort-> Too much change in plans
16:38 <Judas> ok
16:41 <Mort-> I got confused
16:55 <Mortie> well we r just starting if you want it
16:56 Mort- has quit (EOF from client)
16:57 <Mortie> in
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18:07 <Mahvei> maybe watches :P
18:28 <Mort-> Unless it ending in 4 h
18:38 <Judas> that's the plan
19:06 <Judas> join up if you can do 4 hours
19:24 <kapow> However, unfortunetely we're not the only ones who have taken an interest in the Azlanti's offer. We've recieved rumor's of an Aspis warship in the area ready to intercept any ships we send leaving our waters. Luckily for you the society has thought ahead.
20:07 <Mort-> I can do 4 h but overrun I'm fked
20:23 <kapow> Lady Morilla stirs from her silence and speaks in
20:24 <kapow> a strong, demanding voice. “I have used some of
20:24 <kapow> the Empire of Taldor’s most skilled operatives
20:24 <kapow> to plant a false crew manifest and course plans
20:24 <kapow> with the harbormaster, ensuring that the Aspis
20:24 <kapow> Consortium spies who certainly keep an eye on
20:24 <kapow> such matters believe we are moving our relic to
20:24 <kapow> Escadar on a ship tomorrow morning. This decoy
20:24 <kapow> should occupy the Consortium sufficiently for
20:24 <kapow> you to travel overland to Escadar with plenty
20:24 <kapow> of time to make the final agreement with
20:24 <kapow> the gillmen before the Society’s window of
20:24 <kapow> opportunity runs out.”
21:06 kapow gives voice to Mort-
21:20 <Judas> we have paladin, negative channeling cleric, sorcerer
22:32 <Mort-> Sorry better not
22:42 <Mort-> Will get called for errands
22:43 * kapow removes voice from Mort-
22:44 <Judas> "Who's the relics broker?"
22:48 <Mort-> Just watch
23:08 <kapow> “Master
23:08 <kapow> Rees is an appraiser and relic broker and friend of the
23:09 <kapow> Pathfinder Society; he is a middle-aged man of Garundi
23:09 <kapow> descent who has worked with us for some time now.
23:09 <kapow> While he tried going on field missions as a Pathfinder
23:09 <kapow> in his youth, his weak constitution limits his ability to
23:09 <kapow> travel. He has a very sharp mind, however, and the ability
23:09 Mort- has quit (EOF from client)
23:09 <kapow> to identify genuine Azlanti relics.”
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23:39 <Judas> "Is he here?"
26:02 <kapow> Your to meet with a man called Grandmaster Torch he is the warden of the Shadow Lodge here in absalom and you will be able to find him tunnels below the puddle district.
26:40 <Judas> "Why?"
26:58 <Mahvei> "What does he wants from us?"
27:15 <Judas> "Perhaps he is a man who must be brought to justice."
28:11 <kapow> Rees is currently doing a favour for him so we need you to pick him up on the way, in return Torch has prepared for you a guide to lead you safely overland via a lesser known smugglers route, too many can never be to cautious they use to say in my days.
28:40 <Judas> "Does Rees need to be brought to justice?"
29:03 <Mahvei> "what kind of favor are you doing for him?"
29:39 <kapow> Ree's is an upstanding member of the pathfinder's society while not performing active duties in the field he serves the society with the utmost dedication using his keen eye for detail and knowledge of relics.
30:04 <Judas> "Sounds like a good man. We will find him at once!"
30:20 <Judas> "Come along, fellow Pathfinders. Away!"
30:24 <Judas> I leave
30:54 <Mahvei> Are you leading the way? Have you met him before?
31:00 <Mahvei> "You know where he lives?"
31:06 <Mortie> following
31:10 <Judas> "Of course it's this way. Follow me!"
31:21 * Mahvei follows Judas
31:27 <Mahvei> "ok then"
32:02 <Mahvei> lol
32:10 <kapow> Torch likes to have Ree's varify the authenticity of his many anantique bath tubs and ornate fixtures. Like most any man with money can hire the services of a man with knowledge.
33:17 <Judas> "We were sent by Dreng and Morilla."
33:45 <Judas> "I'm Judas Electio, from the Pathfinder Society! These are my good friends, Mahvei, Mortie, and I think that one's name is Kyra."
34:19 <Judas> "We understand you know a guy who can help us."
35:53 <kapow> “Well met, Pathfinders. I see you have survived as the
35:55 <kapow> Decemvirate’s pawns thus far, and for that I commend
35:55 <kapow> you. This next task they have for you is more
35:55 <kapow> dangerous than the venture-captain may have told
35:55 <kapow> you, so let me give you a word of warning. I have
35:55 <kapow> made it my life’s work to ensure Pathfinder agents
35:55 <kapow> are given all the tools they need to return home
35:55 <kapow> from their myriad adventures, and this map is the
35:55 <kapow> tool I give you. Follow the directions on my map as
35:55 <kapow> strictly as you can. Deviate from this path and
35:55 <kapow> you may encounter challenges far beyond
35:55 <kapow> your abilities. Many would paint me and
35:55 <kapow> those who believe like I do as betrayers
35:55 <kapow> of the Society, but it is the corps of the
35:55 <kapow> organization that I am completely loyal
35:55 <kapow> to. Each and every one of you.
35:55 <kapow> “If you believe you have been mistreated
35:55 <kapow> by the Ten or their representatives, don’t hesitate
35:55 <kapow> to let me know upon your return from Escadar. My network of
35:55 <kapow> agents and spies if vast, and I am a powerful ally to have on
35:55 <kapow> your side.
35:55 <kapow> ”Now be off. You have a long journey ahead of you. And
35:55 <kapow> remember, don’t deviate from this map—it’s designed to get
35:55 <kapow> you there and back safely!”
37:45 <Judas> "A sound plan. But we understand you know a guy
38:57 <Mahvei> btw CA does not downloads map for me again :/
39:37 <kapow> A Short statured man approaches you walking with the aid of a cane, he gives you the map torch refered to before walking over to Grandmaster Torch bowing ever so slightly and handing him some sort of hollow object wit ha cross on the top and giant rubies for nobs at each point of the cross made of gold
39:59 <Judas> the maps are all hidden for now
41:04 <Judas> "Who the hell are you!"
41:08 <Judas> I draw my weapon
41:29 <Mortie> now now Judas we were sent here 
41:45 <Mahvei> "Hey Judas, chill little bit, maybe we should question him first!"
41:47 <Judas> "This man has alterior motives!"
41:47 <Mortie> this man must be trusted by the Socity
41:55 <kapow> I believe that this tap fixture may have belonged to the great Houndi Valerax and have once been fitted in the great ampetheatre of Charlotten. A quiet marvelous find if i don't say so myself torch.
42:01 <Mortie> who doesnt
42:22 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 perception
42:22 <dicebot> Judas, perception: [1d20=16] 14
42:24 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+3 perception
42:24 <dicebot> Mahvei, perception: [1d20=1] 4
42:48 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3 pre
42:48 <dicebot> Mortie, pre: [1d20=8] 11
43:06 <Judas> !roll 1d20+3 perception kyra
43:07 <dicebot> Judas, perception kyra: [1d20=17] 20
44:09 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3 pre
44:11 <dicebot> Mortie, pre: [1d20=4] 7
45:58 <Judas> !roll 1d20 knowledge
45:58 <dicebot> Judas, knowledge: [1d20=15] 15
46:27 <kapow> Pathfinders this is Nester Ree's he is the artificer that the society will be sending with you, he will also be your guide should anything happen to him I would be greatly detrimented so keep the man safe as you can see his is old and frail and needs good care.
47:04 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 sense motive
47:04 <dicebot> Judas, sense motive: [1d20=8] 6
47:12 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+1 sense m
47:12 <dicebot> Mahvei, sense m: [1d20=10] 11
47:36 <Judas> I holster my weapon
47:41 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3 sen Mo
47:41 <dicebot> Mortie, sen Mo: [1d20=5] 8
47:58 <Judas> "Hopefully our interests are mutual, Mr Rees."
48:05 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+2 Appraise bath fittings
48:05 <dicebot> Mortie, Appraise bath fittings: [1d20=5] 7
48:08 <Mortie> lol
48:35 <Mahvei> "So Mr. Ree's, guide us!"
48:49 <Judas> Kyra points out that he's carrying a swordcane
48:50 <kapow> "The pathfinders interests are my interests."
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49:13 <Judas> "That'll do us plenty for now."
49:15 <Judas> "Onwards!"
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49:50 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 perception
49:50 <dicebot> Judas, perception: [1d20=7] 5
49:51 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3 pre
49:51 <dicebot> Mortie, pre: [1d20=19] 22
49:53 <Judas> !roll 1d20+3 perception kyra
49:53 <dicebot> Judas, perception kyra: [1d20=6] 9
49:55 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+3 perc
49:55 <dicebot> Mahvei, perc: [1d20=18] 21
50:54 <Mortie> was there anything important about the route we should know
52:17 <kapow> Nothing more than what Drandle Dreng had already informed you that straying from the path layed out by Torch could be extremely dangerous.
52:50 <Mahvei> hmm dunno
53:12 <kapow> Ree's "I need to go pick up some provisions for the journey."
53:32 <Mortie> sorry back
53:59 <Judas> buying cold weather outfit
55:01 <kapow> Ree's "Know anywhere that makes a good jerky? I always like to have jerky when I travel."
57:03 <Mahvei> "I got Light Spell no need for torches"
57:06 <Mahvei> +1
57:14 <Mahvei> wisdom 12
59:01 <Mahvei> <--- Aasimar so I should be fine for cold :P
02:49 <Mahvei> oh
02:51 <Mahvei> ok
07:07 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+7 local
07:07 <dicebot> Mortie, local: [1d20=2] 9
07:10 <Judas> !roll 1d20+7 diplomacy
07:11 <dicebot> Judas, diplomacy: [1d20=5] 12
07:12 <Judas> !roll 1d4
07:12 <dicebot> Judas, 1d4: [1d4=2] 2
08:11 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+8 Dip 
08:12 <dicebot> Mortie, Dip: [1d20=7] 15
10:30 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3 sur
10:31 <dicebot> Mortie, sur: [1d20=9] 12
10:34 <kapow> The Cairnlands, a broken landscape of blood-salted earth
10:35 <kapow> and the ruins of countless failed assaults on Absalom’s walls,
10:35 <kapow> soon yields to open fields and fertile ground. Ahead, a vast
10:35 <kapow> forest covers the foothills of large range of snow-capped
10:35 <kapow> mountains. The well-trodden road soon ends at a tall wall of
10:35 <kapow> trees, signaling the end of civilization.
10:38 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 survival
10:38 * Mahvei runs after a monkey, wanting to hug it"
10:38 <dicebot> Judas, survival: [1d20=7] 5
10:50 <Judas> !roll 1d20+3 survival
10:50 <dicebot> Judas, survival: [1d20=16] 19
10:56 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+1 survival
10:57 <Judas> for kyra
10:57 <dicebot> Mahvei, survival: [1d20=9] 10
11:22 <Judas> "This is it boys. Can you smell that air of goodness. It's waiting for us!"
11:37 <Mortie> is that what the smell is BAH
11:39 <Judas> "Sorry, boys and girls."
12:07 <kapow> Kyra obtains a monkey it appears to have been knocked out and is asleep.
12:12 <Mahvei> "sorry, that was me :/"
12:34 <Mahvei> "I will fart little bit more far away next time..."
13:19 <Mahvei> Brown M
14:00 <Mahvei> no maps for me still :(
14:26 <Mahvei> downloading corrupted files
15:35 <Mahvei> unfortunately it still downloads corrupted images :/
15:51 <Mahvei> yup
17:05 <Mahvei> can you sent by skype? I just load it that way... still corrupt through CA :/
18:14 <Mahvei> 103
18:51 <Mahvei> last time it worked
19:05 <Mahvei> when I played first steps 1
19:39 <Mahvei> but it works now through skype so I am done for now
20:49 <Mahvei> it works for now
21:27 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 perception
21:28 <dicebot> Judas, perception: [1d20=16] 14
21:34 <Judas> !roll 1d20+3-perception kyra
21:34 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+3-perception kyra: [1d20=20-perception kyra] 23
21:35 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3 pre
21:35 <dicebot> Mortie, pre: [1d20=2] 5
21:35 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+3 perc
21:36 <dicebot> Mahvei, perc: [1d20=18] 21
22:15 <Judas> "What ho!"
22:18 <Judas> I hold up my hand
22:38 <Mahvei> Centaurs use Sylvan language?
23:06 <Mahvei> ok i can speak with them then :P
23:37 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3 know nobles on lead Cent
23:37 <dicebot> Mortie, know nobles on lead Cent: [1d20=11] 14
23:50 <Mahvei> "Hey Mr. Big guy, what are you doing around here? What prey are you hunting?"
24:25 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+7 know history on area and cents
24:25 <dicebot> Mortie, know history on area and cents: [1d20=14] 21
24:48 <kapow> Hail traveler's my name is Urdel Thunderhoof, what business do you have passing through these parts?
25:27 <Mahvei> "We are following Mr. Rees travelling slowly to the north through to the mountains"
25:32 <kapow> I am the champion of the Mardungee, it is my solom duty to guard our tribe and those of our allies.
25:58 <Mahvei> "I am assuring you, we mean no threat to your tribe."
26:39 <Judas> "We seek a way to Escadar."
27:12 <Mortie> Hail Mighty Urdel, we are passing through these noble woods, were we have been honored by meeting you fine band.   Is there anything we can do to assist you ?
27:12 <Judas> "What is your purpose in these parts!"
27:38 <kapow> The threat you could pose to our tribe is nothing compared to the evil that has been in these woods as of late, a terrifying beast has been ravaging the woods here and it is our task to slay this animal before it causes more destruction.
27:39 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+8+1 Dip
27:39 <dicebot> Mortie, Dip: [1d20=20] 29
27:42 <Mahvei> "They are surely a hunting party Judas"
27:53 <Judas> !roll 1d20+7 dip aid
27:53 <dicebot> Judas, dip aid: [1d20=10] 17
28:16 <Mahvei> "What kind of beast it is?"
28:30 <Judas> !roll 1d20+6 dip aid kyra
28:31 <dicebot> Judas, dip aid kyra: [1d20=9] 15
28:55 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+4 diplo
28:55 <dicebot> Mahvei, diplo: [1d20=10] 14
29:14 <Mahvei> +5 actually sorry
30:34 <Mortie> shh Mahvei
30:46 <Mahvei> "wassup Mortie?"
31:07 <mortswishytail> Gosh
31:20 <mortswishytail> Some one named their character after me
31:22 <kapow> We dare not speak it's name but we've caught glimpses of a black beast in the woods it stalks it's prey and overwhelmes them with an impending sense of doom.
31:26 <Mortie> I see that you have a few recent kills and we have jounried far
31:28 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+8+1 Dip  
31:28 <dicebot> Mortie, Dip: [1d20=14] 23
31:42 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 perception
31:42 <dicebot> Judas, perception: [1d20=8] 6
31:46 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+3 perc
31:47 <dicebot> Mahvei, perc: [1d20=14] 17
31:48 <Judas> !roll 1d20+3 perception kyra
31:48 <dicebot> Judas, perception kyra: [1d20=14] 17
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32:06 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3+1 Prec
32:07 <dicebot> Mortie, Prec: [1d20=10] 14
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33:17 <Mortie> Would you be kind enough to stay with us to share of your hunting stories
33:19 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+8+1 Dip  
33:20 <dicebot> Mortie, Dip: [1d20=1] 10
34:20 <Mahvei> "Bedtime stories so soon Mortie?"
34:32 <Mortie> What is that a body?!?  (acting shocked and showing the cents)
34:37 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+8+1 Dip  
34:38 <dicebot> Mortie, Dip: [1d20=11] 20
34:59 <Mortie> yep
35:06 <kapow> Our duty is to our tribe we must mitigate this threat as fast as possible, if you run into the beast you must slay it. However we will continue our search on our own multiple groups will make it harder for it to evade us.
35:18 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+7+1 heal 
35:18 <dicebot> Mortie, heal: [1d20=16] 24
36:12 <Mahvei> "is it fresh corpse?"
36:25 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3+1 heal 
36:25 <dicebot> Mortie, heal: [1d20=10] 14
36:42 <Judas> "We shall ensure that any danger is neutralised!"
36:57 <Mortie> turn stunned "THiS HAS BEEN RIPPED APART BY SOMETHING BIG"   "LOOK TRACKS"
37:15 <Mahvei> "WHERE?"
38:20 <kapow> Thank you may the great stallion bless your hunt as he does ours take this as a symbol of our gratitude to protect you from harm. Uridel hands you the spear that he his holding and bows before you removing 8 small round objects out of one of his pouches producing some berries.
38:49 <Mortie> Thank you
39:15 <kapow> These will last but 4 more days and should help with any minor injuries you sustain.
39:35 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+2+1 Appraise
39:35 <dicebot> Mortie, Appraise: [1d20=1] 4
39:42 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+6 Appraise
39:42 <dicebot> Mahvei, Appraise: [1d20=11] 17
40:08 <Judas> !roll 1d20+3 appraise
40:08 <dicebot> Judas, appraise: [1d20=11] 14
40:27 <Judas> "A fine longspear."
40:35 * Mahvei casts "Detect Magic" at spear.
41:39 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+7+1 Arcana
41:40 <dicebot> Mortie, Arcana: [1d20=20] 28
42:13 <Mahvei> :D
43:24 <Mahvei> "Hey Ree's do you know something about the dark beast, they were speaking about?"
44:28 * Steven waves
44:51 * Mahvei waves
44:58 <Steven> how far into it?
45:00 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 perception
45:00 <dicebot> Judas, perception: [1d20=17] 15
45:11 <Mahvei> 1st encounter behind us
46:43 <Judas> !roll 1d20+2
46:44 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
46:45 <Steven> can i jump in kapow?
46:54 <kapow> yes you can
47:01 kapow gives voice to Steven
47:06 Steven is now known as Honey
47:17 <Judas> Kyra turns into Honey
47:33 <Honey> Any time i am unresponsive i will delay, cause it means im stiring dinner
47:40 <Judas> !roll 1d20+4 swim
47:41 <dicebot> Judas, swim: [1d20=14] 18
47:47 <kapow> jump on skype steven
48:55 <Judas> "What!"
50:14 <Honey> k on skype
50:55 <kapow> which is yours again
50:59 <kapow> i have too many people on skype now
51:11 <Honey> coraith
51:17 <kapow> 220.245.217.184
51:47 <kapow> need you to accept
51:53 <Judas> you're offline on my list
52:24 <Honey> im always offline, its to hide from crazy bitches
52:54 <Judas> "Well? Are you coming?"
53:06 <Mahvei> yup
53:15 <Mahvei> me
53:19 <Honey> what the hell are we playing?
53:25 <Mort-> Fs3
53:26 <Judas> first steps 3
53:35 <Honey> yay! that was me
53:36 <Honey> probably
53:54 <Mahvei> trying to swim over with the help of the rope
54:02 <Judas> I'll pull you in
54:22 <Mahvei> "pull me then, I am holding the rope"
55:37 <kapow> Ree's "Yeah come on even an cripple like me can make it across really easily
59:46 <Mahvei> "are you pulling me yet Judas?"
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00:18 <Mahvei> "Stop slacking, unless you want me to catch a cold from the water"
00:29 <Judas> yeah I'm pulling you in
00:53 <kapow> "Come on you young pathfinders your not crippled hurry up and come across here it was easy! I just walked across like nothing mattered. And I'm a cripple."
01:29 <Mahvei> O 9 then
02:57 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20-1
02:57 <dicebot> Mahvei, 1d20-1: [1d20=14] 13
03:48 <kapow> "Look it's easy."
03:58 <kapow> Ree walks back and forth across the oak log
04:00 <Mortie> !r 1d20-2+1 swim --- 
04:09 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-2+1 swim --- 
04:10 <dicebot> Mortie, swim ---: [1d20=7] 6
04:27 * Honey feels uncomfortable being all alone
04:50 * Honey waits for the rope.
04:56 * Mahvei taps foot.
05:06 * Honey ties it around her waste.
05:24 <Honey> !throw 1d20-1
05:25 <diebot> Honey, 1d20-1: [1d20=7] 6
05:47 * Judas unhooks the grapple and puts the rope away
05:53 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3+1 Sen Mo
05:53 <dicebot> Mortie, Sen Mo: [1d20=19] 23
05:56 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 perception
05:56 <dicebot> Judas, perception: [1d20=4] 2
05:58 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3+1 Prec
05:59 <dicebot> Mortie, Prec: [1d20=5] 9
06:08 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+3 perc
06:09 <dicebot> Mahvei, perc: [1d20=18] 21
06:38 <Judas> "Ha ha ha!"
07:18 <Judas> "Let's stay alert. Onwards!"
07:22 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1
07:22 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+1: [1d20=8] 9
07:29 <Honey> yeah taste my nine!
08:00 * Mahvei follows Ree's
10:59 <Honey> put on her cold weather gear
11:10 * Mahvei follows Ree's
11:40 * Mahvei casts "Light" 
12:02 <Mahvei> "Hey you slackers follow the light"
12:39 <Judas> "Have no fear! We will camp here."
13:02 <Judas> "I will take first watch."
13:08 <Mahvei> second
13:14 * Honey slowly rubs her arms.
13:15 <Mortie> last
13:39 <Judas> "Sleep well, brothers and sisters."
13:46 <Mahvei> Mahvei is second
14:04 <Mahvei> "I am not your brother!"
14:11 <Honey> honey i guess is 3rd
14:11 <kapow> judas mahvei honey mortie
14:13 <Judas> judas mahvei honey mortie
14:26 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3+1 Prec
14:27 <dicebot> Mortie, Prec: [1d20=14] 18
14:27 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 perception @kapow
14:32 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 Perc @Kapow
14:38 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+3 perc @kapow
14:38 <kapow> !rng judas mahvei honey mortie @kapow
14:39 <diebot> kapow, mortie
14:50 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3+1 Prec @Kapow
17:25 <Mahvei> 10 mins / level Light spell
17:31 <Honey> Honey has darkvision
17:58 <Honey> poor judas
18:08 <Judas> "Ahhhh!"
18:12 * Mahvei got almost heart attack...
18:49 <kapow> !roll 1d6
18:49 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
18:52 <Judas> 8/11
18:59 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 Initiative
19:00 <diebot> Honey, Initiative: [1d20=5] 5
19:04 <Judas> !roll 1d20+1 init
19:05 <dicebot> Judas, init: [1d20=5] 6
19:11 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+4 init
19:13 <dicebot> Mahvei, init: [1d20=18] 22
19:31 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-1 Init
19:31 <dicebot> Mortie, Init: [1d20=5] 4
19:39 <Mahvei> 8/8 HP
20:12 <Mahvei> do the berries provoke AoO? :P
21:10 <Mahvei> stand up
21:19 <Mahvei> oh
22:07 <Mahvei> i can attack with claws from prone?
22:48 <Mahvei> ?
23:36 <Mahvei> hmm
24:02 <Mahvei> ok full round attack Claws
25:30 <Judas> roll to hit with -4 
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26:54 <Mahvei_2> you see me?
26:57 <Judas> roll to hit with -4
26:59 <Judas> we see you now
27:04 <kapow> we noticed you drop
27:09 <kapow> roll your attack at -4
27:09 <Mahvei_2> !roll 1d20-5
27:10 <dicebot> Mahvei_2, 1d20-5: [1d20=5] 0
27:26 <Mahvei_2> 2
27:31 <Mahvei_2> !roll 1d20-5
27:31 <dicebot> Mahvei_2, 1d20-5: [1d20=15] 10
27:35 Mahvei has quit (EOF from client)
27:44 <Mahvei_2> yup :(
27:54 Mahvei_2 is now known as Mahvei
28:07 <Judas> "Out of the way!"
29:11 <kapow> mortie will save
29:49 <Mahvei> what is the string for roll 2 rolls at once?
29:53 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+5 Will
29:54 <dicebot> Mortie, Will: [1d20=4] 9
30:33 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20-5#2 test
30:39 <kapow> !roll 1d4
30:40 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4: [1d4=2] 2
33:00 <Judas> !roll 1d20+4
33:00 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+4: [1d20=16] 20
33:12 <Judas> !roll 1d10+6+3
33:13 <dicebot> Judas, 1d10+6+3: [1d10=10] 19
33:34 <Judas> "Rarrrrrr!"
33:36 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1-10 perc to wake up
33:37 <diebot> Honey, perc to wake up: [1d20=11] 2
34:15 <Judas> "RELAX everyone is safe."
34:38 <Judas> "Now, a little healing, please."
34:50 * Honey wakes up as judas roars.
34:55 <Mahvei> btw after prone attack you are still prone, right?
35:16 * Honey is slightly disturbed that something died next to her while she was sleeping.
35:30 <Judas> "Honey?"
35:35 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
35:35 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
35:43 <Judas> 10/11
35:53 * Mahvei casts Light on Judas weapon
36:31 <Judas> "Wonderful timing!"
36:35 <kapow> You killed it, I told you my mighty spear would help you."
36:44 * Honey uses create water and begins cleaning the blood of people.
36:50 * Mahvei yawns.
36:57 <Judas> "On contrarè, we used my mighty horsechopper."
37:29 * Honey sighs...
38:08 <Mahvei> "Hey Judas, where is your etiquette? Showing Centaurs a horsechopper..."
38:22 <Mahvei> "Slap yourself"
38:26 <Judas> "Not sure what you mean, sorry son."
38:34 <Judas> and I turn away
38:38 * Mahvei facepalms.
38:43 <Judas> "Anytime you need some help, come to the Pathfinder Society!"
38:46 <Judas> "We live to serve."
38:48 <kapow> "Right as I said my mighty spear clew the beast in the hands of you Judas, You shall not name that thing of yours by that name again and as payment for me passing over your comment we will take this unatural beast back with us."
39:38 <Judas> "I meant no disrespect, of course!"
39:43 <Honey> "Wait, I wanna look it over!"
39:51 <Judas> "Perhaps you would like to come with us to Escadar!"
40:01 * Honey looks over the monstrous beast!
40:10 <Mahvei> "Let us search through the body first please."
40:33 * Honey writes some notes in a book about it.
40:55 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+7+1 Arcana
40:56 <dicebot> Mortie, Arcana: [1d20=14] 22
40:59 <Honey> its roleplay
40:59 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+6
41:00 <dicebot> Mahvei, 1d20+6: [1d20=20] 26
41:05 <Honey> i dont really care to find anything.
41:25 <Honey> i want some hot chocolate... its kind of chilly today
41:47 kapow gives voice to Mahvei
42:45 * Honey grabs one up...
42:56 <Honey> "Oh a blanket!"
43:02 * Honey wraps herself up in one.
44:14 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 survival aid
44:15 <dicebot> Judas, survival aid: [1d20=5] 3
44:18 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3+1
44:18 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d20+3+1: [1d20=15] 19
44:41 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+1 surv aid
44:41 <dicebot> Mahvei, surv aid: [1d20=19] 20
44:46 <Honey> !throw 1d20 surv aid
44:46 <diebot> Honey, surv aid: [1d20=13] 13
46:30 <Mahvei> oops
46:54 <Mahvei> "thanks"
47:13 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3+1
47:14 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d20+3+1: [1d20=1] 5
47:14 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 perception
47:14 <dicebot> Judas, perception: [1d20=6] 4
47:19 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+3 perc
47:20 <dicebot> Mahvei, perc: [1d20=18] 21
47:31 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1
47:31 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+1: [1d20=1] 2
47:40 <Honey> im hittin all those low rolls lol
48:00 <ducknuckem> That's some funny shit.
48:04 <Mahvei> "hey look over here"
48:31 <Mahvei> "What is this?"
48:39 * Honey draws her quarterstaff she was using to walk with.
48:44 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 stealth
48:44 <dicebot> Judas, stealth: [1d20=15] 13
50:15 <Mahvei> "let's search inside the wagon"
50:26 <Honey> making hot chocolate, brb.... 
50:31 <Mahvei> "kick it Judas"
51:13 <Judas> "Wuh!"
52:06 * Mahvei pokes the corpse.
52:10 <Judas> "Well, that's comforting."
52:13 <Judas> !Roll 1d20-2 wis
52:13 <dicebot> Judas, wis: [1d20=8] 6
52:25 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+1
52:25 <dicebot> Mahvei, 1d20+1: [1d20=9] 10
52:30 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3 wis
52:31 <dicebot> Mortie, wis: [1d20=11] 14
52:54 <Mahvei> honey is making chocolate
52:56 <Honey> hot chocolate good
53:01 <Honey> !throw 1d20
53:02 <diebot> Honey, 1d20: [1d20=12] 12
53:26 <Honey> "Poor souls!"
53:57 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+3 perc
53:58 <dicebot> Mahvei, perc: [1d20=6] 9
54:01 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3+1 Prec
54:01 <dicebot> Mortie, Prec: [1d20=11] 15
54:03 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 perception
54:03 <dicebot> Judas, perception: [1d20=10] 8
55:40 <Honey> "Let us snow bury these souls."
56:45 <Honey> what archtype is this?
57:01 <Honey> These arent undead
57:04 <Honey> they are just dead
58:12 * Honey starts digging some holes for the bodies in the snow.
58:37 <Mahvei> "Need some help?"
59:07 <Judas> !roll 1d20+10 fort
59:07 <dicebot> Judas, fort: [1d20=17] 27
59:10 <Honey> !throw 1d20+9
59:11 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+9: [1d20=17] 26
59:28 <Judas> !roll 3#1d20+10 fort
59:29 <dicebot> Judas, fort: [1d20=2] 12, [1d20=8] 18, [1d20=2] 12
59:38 <Mahvei> !roll 4#1d20+9 FORT
59:39 <dicebot> Mahvei, FORT: [1d20=4] 13, [1d20=6] 15, [1d20=20] 29, [1d20=17] 26
59:44 <Honey> !throw 3#1d20+9
59:44 <diebot> Honey, 3#1d20+9: [1d20=1] 10, [1d20=9] 18, [1d20=10] 19
00:19 <kapow> !roll 2d6
00:19 <dicebot> kapow, 2d6: [2d6=2,6] 8
01:00 <kapow> !roll 1d6
01:01 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5
01:10 <Honey> I think i should get a hot chocolate bonus.
01:10 <kapow> !roll 1d6
01:11 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
01:20 <Mahvei> 3/8 HP
01:34 <Mahvei> sorry 5 points cold resistance
01:37 <Mahvei> so no damage
02:08 <Honey> i decline to take damage
02:22 <Honey> cold resistance 5
02:31 <Judas> 8 non lethal, 10/11
02:38 <Mahvei> 8/8 HP still
03:05 <Honey> yeah people can once we wake up in the morning
03:24 <Mahvei> 2
03:54 <Honey> is it morning yet?
04:12 <Honey> ill poke people with a magic stick
04:19 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
04:20 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
04:44 <Honey> not me, i got cold resist BOOYA AASIMAR FTW!
04:45 <Judas> 0 non lethal, 11/11
05:09 <Honey> its cold damage
05:17 <Mahvei> yup
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06:48 <Honey> !throw 1d20 Heal check
06:49 <diebot> Honey, Heal check: [1d20=8] 8
06:58 <Honey> i can tell he is unconcious
07:11 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
07:12 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
07:24 <Honey> heal stick
07:30 <Mahvei> "shall i cast burning hands on him?"
07:38 <Mortie> nooo
07:49 <Honey> Rather nice really...
07:55 <Honey> "Rather nice really..."
08:07 * Mahvei smiles "It was a joke".
08:21 <kapow> I don't want to be in the cold anymore lets get going before we all freeze to death like those poor saps.
08:50 * Mahvei follows Ree's
09:05 * Honey follows Ree
10:09 <Mahvei> "Finaly better weather"
10:48 <Mahvei> "Hey Ree's, What is that big stuff?"
11:03 * Mahvei casts Light on Judas weapon.
12:11 <kapow> "I don't know but she's clearly a women, however she was."
12:52 <Mahvei> "Anyone ever heard about this statue?"
13:31 <Judas> I hold my horsechopper high
13:32 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+7+1 History
13:33 <dicebot> Mortie, History: [1d20=14] 22
13:34 <Judas> "Onwards!"
14:03 <Judas> "No doubt a sign from Sarenrae!" I say, as I lead with my now glowing weapon
14:51 <Mahvei> "Watch your step Judas"
15:14 <Judas> !roll 1d20+4 climb
15:15 <dicebot> Judas, climb: [1d20=2] 6
15:16 * Honey sighs at Juda's ruse.
15:26 <Mahvei> I ll stay here, I am not a muscular type for climbing"
15:30 <Judas> !roll 1d20+3 throw
15:30 <dicebot> Judas, throw: [1d20=8] 11
15:53 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-2 climb
15:53 <dicebot> Mortie, climb: [1d20=5] 3
16:54 <Judas> "Are any of the rest of you coming? Or is this another quest for Judas the brave!"
17:02 <Judas> "Ha ha ha ha!"
18:01 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+7+1 Rel
18:01 <dicebot> Mortie, Rel: [1d20=6] 14
18:15 <Mahvei> "I DARE YOU!"
18:30 <Judas> !roll 1d20+3 bluff
18:30 <dicebot> Judas, bluff: [1d20=13] 16
18:54 * Honey throws a coin up at Judas.
19:05 <Judas> I catch it, and go inside to make an offering
19:08 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+1 sense M
19:08 <dicebot> Mahvei, sense M: [1d20=13] 14
19:13 <Honey> "Put that in there for me and watch out for this fools rocks!"
19:33 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 perception
19:34 <dicebot> Judas, perception: [1d20=9] 7
19:43 <Honey> !throw 1d20+6 sense m
19:44 <diebot> Honey, sense m: [1d20=10] 16
19:49 <Judas> I slide back down
20:05 <Mahvei> "WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DID YOU BECOME FALLEN PALADIN WHILE CLIMBING?"
20:16 <Judas> "RELAX. Everything's under control."
20:27 * Mahvei facepalms.
20:31 <Judas> "There's nothing much of interest up there."
20:39 <Judas> "Just a shrine or some such."
20:42 * Mahvei shakes fist."
21:34 <Honey> he caught my coin and put it in the bowl
21:36 <Mahvei> 50
21:40 <Judas> "It's time to go. Onwards!"
22:40 <Honey> im... worried
22:53 <Honey> a surge of warmth goes through him and he naturally assumes someone peed on him
23:01 <Mahvei> lol
23:20 <Judas> [13:18] * Honey throws a coin up at Judas.
23:20 <Judas> [13:18] <Judas> I catch it, and go inside to make an offering
23:43 <Judas> :o)
23:50 <Honey> i hope he didnt get peed on...
23:57 * Mahvei casts Detect Magic on Judas.
24:27 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-2 climb
24:27 <dicebot> Mortie, climb: [1d20=1] -1
24:33 <Mahvei> ouch?
24:38 <Honey> wait it had a grappling hook on it, how did he yank it down wouldn't it just lodge itself further?
24:57 <Judas> I yanked it in such a way it would release itself
25:06 <Judas> like a whip
25:09 <Honey> yeah... its 5d6 damage
25:31 <Honey> ohhhhh kapow you so nice to him
25:54 <Judas> I help Mortie back up
26:04 <Judas> "There you go. Glad I could do another good deed for the day."
26:08 <Mortie> pushes Judas away
26:10 <Honey> damn it man,  i was trying to get you some points for being nice!
26:17 <Judas> "Well that's rude."
26:23 <Judas> "Onwards."
26:29 <Mortie> yes it was why did you take the rope
26:53 <Mahvei> "shaddap Judas"
27:09 <Judas> "I'll take first watch!"
27:10 <Mahvei> 2nd
27:21 <Mortie> last
27:26 <Judas> "Rest easy, ladies and gents."
27:27 <Honey> 3rd i guess
27:52 * Honey reapplies her bandages on her watch.
28:25 * Mahvei yawns.
28:47 <Mahvei> "What are you doing Honey? Are you hurt?"
29:00 <Honey> you didnt see me change my bandages
29:06 <Honey> you just notice they are new and bright
29:14 <Mahvei> right 
29:19 <Mahvei> my bad :)
29:20 <Honey> !throw 2#1d20-3
29:22 <diebot> Honey, 2#1d20-3: [1d20=7] 4, [1d20=13] 10
29:29 <Honey> OH YEAH I FAIL!
29:32 <Honey> what happens?
29:38 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-4 acro
29:38 <dicebot> Mortie, acro: [1d20=20] 16
29:39 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-4 acro
29:40 <dicebot> Mortie, acro: [1d20=2] -2
29:49 <Judas> !roll 2#1d20+1 acrobatics
29:50 <dicebot> Judas, acrobatics: [1d20=14] 15, [1d20=3] 4
29:55 <Mahvei> !roll 2#1d20+2 ACRO
29:55 <dicebot> Mahvei, ACRO: [1d20=1] 3, [1d20=4] 6
30:15 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
30:16 <diebot> kapow, notsobad
30:16 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
30:49 <Honey> !throw 2#1d20+2
30:49 <diebot> Honey, 2#1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8, [1d20=11] 13
30:56 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
30:56 <diebot> kapow, notsobad
31:09 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
31:09 <diebot> kapow, horrible
31:10 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
31:11 <diebot> kapow, horrible
31:18 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+2 Fort
31:18 <dicebot> Mortie, Fort: [1d20=2] 4
31:30 <Judas> !roll 2#1d20+3 fort
31:30 <dicebot> Judas, fort: [1d20=3] 6, [1d20=19] 22
31:42 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
31:43 <diebot> kapow, notsobad
31:43 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
31:44 <diebot> kapow, horrible
31:50 <Mahvei> !roll 2#1d20+2 FORT
31:50 <dicebot> Mahvei, FORT: [1d20=6] 8, [1d20=13] 15
32:05 <kapow> mahvei 2 fortitude saves plz
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32:28 <Mahvei> am i down again?
32:41 <kapow> make 2 saves plz mahv
32:46 <kapow> ah nvm got em
33:15 <Judas> !roll 2#1d20-2 perception
33:15 <dicebot> Judas, perception: [1d20=8] 6, [1d20=2] 0
33:26 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+3 Percept
33:27 <dicebot> Mahvei, Percept: [1d20=11] 14
33:50 <kapow> !roll 2d2
33:51 <dicebot> kapow, 2d2: [2d2=1,1] 2
33:53 <kapow> !roll 1d2
33:53 <dicebot> kapow, 1d2: [1d2=2] 2
34:06 <Mahvei> "EEK"
34:35 <Judas> !roll 2#1d20+3 fort
34:36 <dicebot> Judas, fort: [1d20=5] 8, [1d20=1] 4
34:40 <Mahvei> lol
34:54 <kapow> judas takes 2 points of constitution damage
35:07 <Mahvei> !roll 2#1d20+2 FORT
35:08 <dicebot> Mahvei, FORT: [1d20=18] 20, [1d20=13] 15
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35:34 <kapow> mahvei you feel fine as judas tries to pry the leeches off of you
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35:52 <Mahvei> O.o
36:07 <Steven> !throw 1d20 Heal remove leeches
36:07 <diebot> Steven, Heal remove leeches: [1d20=10] 10
36:54 <Mahvei> honey dropped
37:04 <Steven> !throw 1d20 Heal remove leeches
37:05 <diebot> Steven, Heal remove leeches: [1d20=5] 5
37:27 <Mahvei> I can use Burning Hands :P
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38:04 <Steven> if memory serves, they automatically fall off once they deal damage....
38:07 <Mahvei> sure :P
38:32 <Judas> "Do it. Sarenrae is with us."
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40:27 <kapow> Thick blobs of fog dance in between large tickets as the foul
40:28 <kapow> stench of swamp gas pollutes the air. Several exotic species
40:28 <kapow> of vines twist along the vapor-shrouded path, creating an
40:28 <kapow> ethereal seeming tangle. At random intervals, a splash of fetid
40:28 <kapow> water sounds in the distance, signaling the presence of frogs
40:28 <kapow> or other bog creatures.
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41:31 <Steven> god thats freakin annoying
41:39 Steven is now known as Honey
41:40 <Mahvei> "Did you hear that?" "A Frog in the distance!"
44:19 <Honey> i said i am the least powerful super hero
44:25 <Honey> I am Aquaman
44:52 <kapow> A large log rests across a dirt path, standing
44:53 <kapow> five feet tall. A moldering wood door
44:53 <kapow> covers one of the hollow ends of
44:54 <kapow> the log, and a makeshift mud
44:55 <kapow> chimney emits a thin wisp of
44:55 <kapow> blue smoke. From behind the
44:56 <kapow> crude house come the sound of
44:57 <kapow> someone humming an off-key tune.
45:20 <Mortie> back dont see a map
45:34 <kapow> map 3
45:43 <Mahvei> no map fot me again :(
45:55 <Honey> i am not connected...
46:07 <Mahvei> got it noq
46:09 <Judas> connect
46:12 <Mahvei> now
46:13 <Honey> stupid disconnect
46:23 <Judas> "Stay alert. Bad guys ahead."
46:36 <Honey> "Wait why do you have a weapon drawn?"
47:23 <Honey> "They aren't here waiting to hurt us on the off chance we came this way..."
47:40 <Honey> "Can't we just go around?
48:30 kapow gives voice to Honey
48:33 <Mahvei> Following Judas from a 30 feet distance.
48:53 <Honey> "They aren't here waiting to hurt us on the off chance we came this way..."
48:57 <Honey> "Can't we just go around?
49:35 <Mortie> the log is the house right
50:11 * Honey Shout out... "Hello in the house!"
50:14 <Mortie> move me to Q11
50:25 <Judas> R16
51:04 <kapow> "YOU NO HARM MY BABIES!!!!!!!"
51:10 <Judas> !roll 1d20+1 init
51:10 <dicebot> Judas, init: [1d20=8] 9
51:16 <Mahvei> "roll 1d20+4 INIT
51:21 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-1 init
51:22 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+4 INIT
51:22 <dicebot> Mortie, init: [1d20=11] 10
51:22 <dicebot> Mahvei, INIT: [1d20=10] 14
51:32 <Honey> i believe thats in a language we cant understand... unless of course we understand that language
51:37 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0
51:37 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+0: [1d20=15] 15
52:04 <Mortie> what language do you think it is
52:13 <Honey> I think its draconic!
52:49 <Mahvei> i speak draconic
53:16 <kapow> yes so only mahvei understands it
54:19 <Mahvei> "It is protecting their babies"
54:53 <Honey> i almost got draconic but that would be metagaming... so i picked sylvaan
54:59 <Honey> um.....
55:17 <Honey> move sw of the other M
55:22 <Honey> bless... i guess.
55:26 <kapow> i pretty much always take draconic and/or goblin by 3rd
56:10 <Honey> sure thats fine
56:13 <Mortie> like saying I was going to take Spainish in school but that wwould be too useful so I took french
56:37 <Honey> we all get bless...
56:40 <Honey> its like 60 ft
56:43 <Honey> or 50 ft
56:46 <Honey> something rediculous
57:02 <Honey> +1 attack and saves vs fear effects
57:16 <Honey> thats my turn
57:18 <Honey> sorry
57:21 <Honey> i should probably say that
58:04 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+6 Spelcraft
58:04 <dicebot> Mahvei, Spelcraft: [1d20=2] 8
58:27 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 Spellcraft
58:28 <diebot> Honey, Spellcraft: [1d20=19] 24
58:33 <Honey> once i see the effects of it
59:23 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+6 Spellcraft after also
59:23 <dicebot> Mortie, Spellcraft after also: [1d20=2] 8
59:36 <Honey> entangle yaya
59:47 <Mortie> bad angle oh well
59:54 <Honey> i was hoping it was just her shillelagh spell... 
00:10 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+2 Reflex
00:11 <dicebot> Mahvei, Reflex: [1d20=13] 15
00:40 <Judas> !roll 1d20+5
00:40 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
00:46 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-1 Reflex
00:47 <dicebot> Mortie, Reflex: [1d20=4] 3
00:49 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 Ref
00:49 <diebot> Honey, Ref: [1d20=4] 5
00:57 <Honey> i ams entangled
01:24 <Honey> yeah, i wish i could use my purple dice... or as i like to say my crit dice!
01:44 <Mahvei> 7/8 hp
02:00 <kapow> mortie and honey hp's after 1 point of damage
02:26 <Judas> <?entangled
02:26 <diebot> The character is ensnared. Being entangled impedes movement, but does not entirely prevent it unless the bonds are anchored to an immobile object or tethered by an opposing force. An entangled creature moves at half speed, cannot run or charge, and takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls and a 4 penalty to Dexterity. An entangled character who
02:27 <diebot> attempts to cast a spell must make a concentration check (DC 15 + spell level) or lose the spell.
02:43 <Honey> those thistles are a bitch fo sho!
03:00 <Mahvei> moving
03:02 <Honey> ive played this entirely too much...
03:32 <Mahvei> moving out of entangle to the back and casting magic missile if i succeed
04:06 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+2 Escape Artist
04:06 <dicebot> Mahvei, Escape Artist: [1d20=11] 13
04:36 <Mahvei> half speed right?
04:58 <Mahvei> then moving 30 feet closer to the target
05:38 <Mahvei> Left to H
05:49 <Mahvei> i mean rigth
06:45 <Mahvei> casting magic missile
06:53 <Honey> a move action
06:55 <Mahvei> oh
07:04 <Honey> also the entire area is difficult terrain
07:13 <Mahvei> so end turn then
07:40 <Honey> yeah
07:49 <Honey> sorry, im kind of tired so im reacting slow
07:54 <Honey> also talking to my mom
07:55 <Mahvei> ok
08:04 <Mahvei> end turn
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08:22 <Honey> cause shes bugging me about how im doing with my dad breakin his hip... i swear... i love her but shes annoying as shit sometimes
09:06 <Honey> im 9/10
09:16 <Mahvei> yup
09:29 <Mahvei> i can speak
10:10 <Honey> pretty much...
10:24 <Honey> its why diplo is usually a bad thing mid combat
10:37 <Honey> well somebody tried to stab at them when they cast a spell
11:06 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+1 str
11:06 <dicebot> Mortie, str: [1d20=10] 11
11:56 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+1 str
11:56 <dicebot> Mortie, str: [1d20=3] 4
13:18 <Honey> as soon as you cut the stuff entangling you more grows and entangles you over again
13:27 <Honey> its a bitch of a spell
13:28 <Judas> !roll 1d20+5
13:29 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
13:51 <Honey> but awfully useful when you're the one usuing it
14:16 <Honey> !throw 1d20-1 str to break
14:17 <diebot> Honey, str to break: [1d20=8] 7
14:22 <Honey> failing ill channel
14:29 <Honey> !throw 1d6
14:29 <diebot> Honey, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
14:40 <Honey> ahhh back up to full health everyone in range
15:03 <Honey> lol
15:07 <Honey> end turn
15:48 <Honey> that was some odd movement....
17:08 <kapow> !roll 1d8
17:08 <dicebot> kapow, 1d8: [1d8=7] 7
17:29 <Judas> 4/11
17:50 <Mahvei> so shall I translate your plea Mortie? :)
18:48 <Mahvei> So I try to speak to them, to cease attack
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18:52 <Honey> it actually does 6 damage to you
19:00 <Mahvei> possible?
19:08 <Honey> please correct me if im wrong but it has a negative str modifier
19:53 <Honey> ive ran this like 9 times
20:05 <Mahvei> and ask them about the babies
20:07 <Mortie> didnt go witht he dip 
20:21 <Honey> never realized shillelagh was that good, gonna have to make me a druid with it
20:30 <Mahvei> they are protecting babies
21:20 <Mahvei> can i diplo them then to ask about these babies? as a free action or is that to long?
22:15 <Mahvei> trying to diplomacy then, trying to ask ahy they did attack us, we do not want to harm their babies.
22:24 <Mahvei> why*
22:40 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+5 diplomacy
22:40 <dicebot> Mahvei, diplomacy: [1d20=1] 6
22:46 <Mahvei> >.<
23:03 <Mahvei> South max move
23:18 <Mahvei> 15 ft then
23:33 <Mahvei> no need to reroll entangle each turn?
24:13 <Honey> its quiet now... too quiet...
24:19 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+1 str
24:19 <dicebot> Mortie, str: [1d20=7] 8
24:37 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+1 str
24:38 <dicebot> Mortie, str: [1d20=10] 11
25:32 <Honey> shhhhhhhhh we dont know its a druid
25:48 <Judas> !roll 1d20+5
25:49 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
25:53 <Honey> damn you!
26:17 <Judas> I take out a goodberry
26:21 <Mortie> do range attacks get neg mods while entangled? eg throwing oil
26:36 <Judas> !roll 1d20+5
26:36 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
27:00 <Judas> !roll 1d10+6+3
27:00 <dicebot> Judas, 1d10+6+3: [1d10=10] 19
27:01 <Honey> while entangled you take -2 to attacks and -4 to dex
27:16 <Mortie> even range?
27:24 <Judas> "Surrender!"
27:40 <Honey> !throw 1d20-1 str to break
27:41 <diebot> Honey, str to break: [1d20=10] 9
27:50 <Honey> .... balls
28:01 <Honey> hmmmmm i have a standard left now.....
29:16 <Honey> i dunno
29:30 <Honey> which one of the Ms is hurt?
29:38 <Mortie> me
29:38 <Mahvei> green
29:49 <Honey> swifty my wand into hand
29:52 <Honey> and try to cast
29:59 <Honey> !throw 1d20+6
30:01 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+6: [1d20=15] 21
30:05 <Honey> !throw 1d8
30:05 <diebot> Honey, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
30:20 <Honey> its a spell completion
30:31 <Honey> a vine might randomly grab my hand as i move to poke
30:37 <Honey> end turn
32:39 <Mahvei> SW W W
32:40 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+1 str
32:40 <dicebot> Mortie, str: [1d20=15] 16
32:42 <Honey> shhhh we dont know its a druid...
32:43 <Honey> lol
33:43 <Mahvei> magic missile to the toad
34:09 <Mahvei> !roll 1d4
34:10 <dicebot> Mahvei, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
34:21 <Mahvei> +1
34:35 <Honey> the leeches
34:44 <Honey> they suck... no really they do
34:52 <Mortie> lol
36:08 <Judas> !roll 1d20+5
36:09 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
36:16 <Honey> yup minutes/level
36:22 <Judas> 5/11
36:37 <Honey> !throw 1d20-1 str to break
36:37 <diebot> Honey, str to break: [1d20=12] 11
36:40 <Honey> fail
36:58 <Honey> hmmmm
37:06 <Honey> concentration check!
37:15 <Honey> !throw 1d20+6
37:15 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+6: [1d20=8] 14
37:19 <Honey> poke the person
37:21 <Honey> and it fails
37:32 <Honey> end turn
37:55 <Honey> dont have to one till you become entangled again at the end of your turn
38:01 <Honey> for ending your turn in an entangled area
38:19 <kapow> !roll 1d8
38:19 <dicebot> kapow, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
38:29 <Judas> 3/11
38:44 * Honey sheds a tear seeing judas getting beat down.
39:01 <Honey> hell no
39:12 <Honey> i just got bandages on my arms
39:18 <Mahvei> S S SW
39:30 <Honey> which are getting wrecked by these blasted vines and roots
39:38 <Mahvei> wrong color :P
39:58 <Mahvei> acid splash at th top creature
40:16 <Mahvei> !roll 1d3+1
40:16 <dicebot> Mahvei, 1d3+1: [1d3=1] 2
41:20 <Mahvei> ranged touch attack
41:31 <Mahvei> acid splash
41:34 <Mahvei> no MM
41:55 <Mahvei> Orison
41:59 <Mahvei> lvl 0
42:07 <Mahvei> Draconic Copper
42:10 <Mahvei> bloodline
42:24 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+2
42:25 <dicebot> Mahvei, 1d20+2: [1d20=5] 7
42:25 <Honey> yup... gotta make them attacks son!
42:49 <kapow> reflex mah
42:51 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+2
42:51 <dicebot> Mahvei, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
45:24 <Mortie> !r 1d6 neg channeling
45:32 <Mortie> !roll 1d6 neg channeling
45:33 <dicebot> Mortie, neg channeling: [1d6=4] 4
46:26 <Judas> !roll 1d20+5
46:27 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+5: [1d20=20] 25
46:32 * Honey is shocked...
46:35 <Judas> !roll 1d20+5
46:36 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14
46:46 <Judas> !roll 1d10+6+3
46:46 <dicebot> Judas, 1d10+6+3: [1d10=2] 11
47:26 * Honey sits down in the entangle effect and waits for it to go away...
47:47 <Honey> cool cool
47:56 <Honey> no i could spark it myself.
48:05 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 heal
48:05 <dicebot> Judas, heal: [1d20=8] 6
48:17 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+7 heal
48:17 <dicebot> Mortie, heal: [1d20=13] 20
48:21 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 heal
48:21 <diebot> Honey, heal: [1d20=14] 14
48:38 * Honey shouts instructions across the swamp
49:00 * Honey is watching you from the entangled area
49:01 <Mahvei> "Do not want to make it conscious and speak with it?"
49:05 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 perc
49:06 <dicebot> Judas, perc: [1d20=6] 4
49:12 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3+1 Prec
49:12 <dicebot> Mortie, Prec: [1d20=13] 17
50:06 <Judas> 4/11
50:21 <Mortie> suggects Mahvei detect magic
50:48 * Mahvei cast Detect Magic
50:51 <Honey> is the entangled up?
51:06 <Honey> ill walk over and poke judas with a stick
51:15 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
51:16 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
51:19 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
51:20 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
51:27 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
51:27 <Judas> 9/11
51:28 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
51:35 <Honey> always
51:36 <Judas> 11/11
51:51 <Mahvei> huh?
51:56 <Mahvei> i have 4
52:05 <Mahvei> or 2?
52:07 * Honey eats one...
52:11 <Mahvei>  :)
52:28 * Mahvei gives 1 goodbery to Mortei
52:42 <Honey> i can never remember which one is the cleric and which one is the sorc
52:50 * Mahvei gives 1 goodbery to Honey
53:01 <Mahvei> oh ok
53:05 * Honey hands it back
53:16 <Honey> ill use it right before it expires
53:28 * Honey begins fussing with my bandages.
53:36 <Mahvei> Can we tie it up and wake up and interrogate it?
54:06 <Mahvei> if it is still not dead
54:30 <Mahvei> !roll 6#1d20+2 ACRO
54:31 <dicebot> Mahvei, ACRO: [1d20=11] 13, [1d20=17] 19, [1d20=16] 18, [1d20=15] 17, [1d20=19] 21, [1d20=20] 22
54:36 <Honey> !throw 6#1d20+2
54:37 <diebot> Honey, 6#1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14, [1d20=6] 8, [1d20=5] 7, [1d20=3] 5, [1d20=1] 3, [1d20=13] 15
54:54 <Judas> !roll 6#1d20-4 
54:55 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20-4: [1d20=2] -2, [1d20=8] 4, [1d20=10] 6, [1d20=2] -2, [1d20=3] -1, [1d20=12] 8
55:01 <Honey> ouch....
55:03 <Mahvei> :D
55:07 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-1,!roll 1d20-1,!roll 1d20-1, !roll 1d20-1,!roll 1d20-1 ,!roll 1d20-1 
55:07 <dicebot> Mortie, ,!roll 1d20-1: [1d20=7,!roll ; 1d20=15,!roll ; 1d20=10,] 46
55:08 <Honey> oh wait sorry i put my fort save in
55:15 <Honey> so all mine are 2 less
55:43 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-1, !roll 1d20-1, !roll 1d20-1, !roll 1d20-1, !roll 1d20-1, !roll 1d20-1 
55:43 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d20-1, !roll 1d20-1, !roll 1d20-1, !roll 1d20-1, !roll 1d20-1, !roll 1d20-1: [1d20=10,] 73
55:47 <Honey> yes... you can put your armor away
56:05 <Honey> type 6#1d20-1
56:15 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
56:16 <diebot> kapow, notsobad
56:16 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
56:16 <diebot> kapow, horrible
56:18 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
56:18 <diebot> kapow, horrible
56:19 <diebot> kapow, horrible
56:24 <Mortie> !roll 6 d20-4
56:24 <dicebot> Mortie, 6 d20-4: [6 d20] -4
56:26 <Honey> woot 3 con damage
56:35 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1
56:35 <Mortie> !roll 6 1d20-4
56:35 <dicebot> Mortie, 6 1d20-4: [6 1d20=12] 8
56:35 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+1: [1d20=2] 3
56:37 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1
56:38 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+1: [1d20=3] 4
56:38 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1
56:38 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+1: [1d20=16] 17
56:47 <Mortie> !roll #6 1d20-4
56:56 <Honey> yeah like i said some con damage!
57:09 <kapow> !roll 2d2
57:09 <dicebot> kapow, 2d2: [2d2=2,2] 4
57:17 * Honey yawns
57:19 <Mortie> !roll 6#1d20-4
57:20 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d20-4: [1d20=2] -2, [1d20=19] 15, [1d20=2] -2, [1d20=8] 4, [1d20=9] 5, [1d20=11] 7
57:22 <kapow> !roll 1d2
57:23 <dicebot> kapow, 1d2: [1d2=2] 2
57:38 <Honey> yeah ill just snatch them off
57:53 <Honey> i have no salt and i have no torches
58:00 <kapow> 4con damage
58:06 <kapow> and 2 lethal damage
58:13 <Honey> oh noes!
58:19 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
58:19 <diebot> kapow, notsobad
58:20 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
58:20 <diebot> kapow, horrible
58:21 <diebot> kapow, horrible
58:21 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
58:21 <diebot> kapow, notsobad
58:22 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
58:22 <diebot> kapow, horrible
58:23 <diebot> kapow, horrible
58:27 <Honey> ouch....
58:35 <Judas> !roll 4#1d20-2 perc
58:35 <dicebot> Judas, perc: [1d20=3] 1, [1d20=19] 17, [1d20=14] 12, [1d20=13] 11
58:40 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1 cure wand
58:41 <diebot> Honey, cure wand: [1d8=4] 5
58:44 <Honey> on myself
58:47 <kapow> !roll 1d2
58:47 <dicebot> kapow, 1d2: [1d2=1] 1
59:03 <Honey> once we get out of the swamp
00:19 <kapow> !Roll 3d2
00:20 <dicebot> kapow, 3d2: [3d2=2,1,2] 5
01:01 <Honey> monkey brains are considered a delicacy in some parts of the world
01:06 <Mahvei> monkey brains :P
01:23 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
01:23 <diebot> kapow, notsobad
01:24 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
01:25 <diebot> kapow, notsobad
01:25 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
01:26 <kapow> !rng notsobad notsobad notsobad horrible
01:26 <diebot> kapow, notsobad
01:33 <Honey> you know, i kinda want some jerky now.
01:58 <Honey> some pepper jerky...
01:59 <Mortie> !roll 5#1d20+2
01:59 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17, [1d20=3] 5, [1d20=8] 10, [1d20=19] 21, [1d20=12] 14
02:00 <Honey> oh mans
02:09 <Honey> i think i know what im buying tomorrow
02:27 <Mortie> salt?
02:33 <Honey> no jerky
02:41 <Honey> god... dont you pay attention?
03:06 <Mortie> sure salt from the jerky makes leeches die
03:17 <kapow> not die
03:18 <Honey> who do i need to poke with a wand?
03:19 <kapow> fall off
03:39 <Mahvei> i had 10 at start, how many we used?
04:14 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+7 heal
04:15 <dicebot> Mortie, heal: [1d20=3] 10
04:26 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 Heal
04:27 <diebot> Honey, Heal: [1d20=9] 9
04:33 <Honey> lol
04:47 <Honey> anyways who needs poked with a wand?
04:55 <Judas> I took 1 con damage
04:56 <Mahvei> full HP
05:11 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
05:12 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
05:38 <Honey> ill take 3rd
05:44 <Mahvei> 2nd
05:56 <Honey> yeah i only poked judas....
06:03 <Honey> which are you the cleric or the sorc?
06:20 <Honey> honey doesnt want to touch you....
06:39 <Honey> somebody causes damage....
06:43 <Honey> with their channel
06:44 kapow has quit (Connection closed)
07:06 <Mortie> no I heal *undead
07:07 <Honey> opposed diplo checks... see if you can talk her into it!
07:28 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+8 dip and a sweet look
07:29 <dicebot> Mortie, dip and a sweet look: [1d20=8] 16
07:34 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10
07:34 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+10: [1d20=3] 13
07:48 <Honey> she hesitantly heals you...
07:57 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
07:58 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
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08:09 ChanOP gives channel operator status to kapow
08:10 <Mortie> thank you for the poke
08:39 * Honey feels dirty...
08:58 <Mortie> and she looks good dirty wooot 
09:12 <Mortie> +wink wink 
09:18 <Mortie> *wink wink 
09:31 <Mortie> whats emote?
09:50 <Mahvei> Mortie
10:12 <Honey> is honey feeling sick at all?
10:24 <Honey> yeah... i hit judas with a stick
10:37 <Honey> and i hit mortie with a stick
10:47 <Honey> honey ate it before it ran out
10:53 <Honey> cause she was hungry
11:19 <Mahvei> 2nd
11:23 <Honey> is honey feeling sick after touching Mortie?
11:32 <Honey> cause shes feeling dirty...
11:42 <Honey> afterwards
11:45 <Mahvei> depends on where you did touch him :P
13:27 <Honey> back
13:32 <Honey> sorry had to get more hot chocolate
14:06 <Honey> what did i miss?
14:29 <Judas> !roll 1d20+3 fort
14:31 <dicebot> Judas, fort: [1d20=8] 11
14:34 <Honey> !throw 1d20+2 fort
14:35 <diebot> Honey, fort: [1d20=14] 16
14:48 <Judas> !roll 1d20+3
14:49 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+3: [1d20=2] 5
14:55 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+2 FORT
14:56 <dicebot> Mahvei, FORT: [1d20=18] 20
15:31 <Honey> really?
15:42 <Honey> sweet... got a reroll
15:46 <Honey> cause i hated the shirts
15:54 <Honey> like where am i going to wear one of those shirts?
16:21 <Honey> its like strapping a <do not fuck this person> sign to you
16:29 <kapow> I got a jace fenix one coming
16:36 <kapow> jade
16:57 <kapow> never had that problem before but then again i went to a nerd only uni pretty much
17:15 <kapow> wearing a shirt similar to them made you more appealing XP
17:17 <Honey> yeah, sam hates it when i wear nerdy shirts
17:26 <Honey> or when i have one with a smart ass comment on it
17:35 <Mortie> !roll d20+7+4+1 heal to treat
17:36 <dicebot> Mortie, d20+7+4+1 heal to treat: [d20 heal to treat] 12
17:43 <kapow> see the smart ass comments are dumb
17:57 <Honey> i dunno
18:20 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+2
18:20 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d20+2: [1d20=4] 6
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18:30 <Honey> i have one that says "I didn't escape, they gave me a day pass!"
18:35 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+7+4+1 heal to treat per spell
18:36 <dicebot> Mortie, heal to treat per spell: [1d20=11] 23
18:39 <Honey> it makes me laugh, sam freakin hates it
19:34 <Honey> so we are diseased....
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19:49 <Honey> um... i dont know about everyone else, but i dont want to wait around while he provides long term care
19:50 <Mortie> after praying and treating I have found we have  fogshroud miasma
19:54 <Honey> thats 8 hours
20:43 <Honey> so you know the type? cool
20:45 <Mortie> looks like others may have it also
20:47 <Honey> that means its down to 10 minutes
21:08 <Honey> and the heal check=disease save dc
21:45 <kapow> yeah i got that
21:46 <Honey> somebody needing a shotgun to the face i reckon!
21:58 <kapow> and he treats the fisease no cures it
22:15 <kapow> so he gained a +4 to his save
22:18 <kapow> which means he got a 10 on his save
22:37 <Honey> yeah i dunno that im diseased, i know that im feeling a little sick
23:41 <Honey> it takes 10 minutes per check
24:07 <Mortie> I started off a little sick the day before
25:25 <Honey> is there a temple/shrine/local healer we could see?
25:26 * Mahvei casts Light on Judas weapon.
25:42 <Honey> since some people are looking under the weather
26:47 <Honey> woot woot 78
26:50 <Honey> across the bridge!
26:53 <Honey> or sorry ferry
27:19 <Honey> I will search for a way across the channel.
27:41 * Honey bluffs that she owns a boat at the paladin
27:51 <Judas> !roll 1d20+7 diplomacy aid
27:51 <dicebot> Judas, diplomacy aid: [1d20=4] 11
27:52 <Honey> not really
27:59 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10
27:59 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+10: [1d20=11] 21
28:12 <Judas> !roll 1d4
28:13 <dicebot> Judas, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
28:24 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+7 know Local
28:24 <dicebot> Mortie, know Local: [1d20=12] 19
28:26 <Mahvei> sec
28:34 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+8 Dip
28:35 <dicebot> Mortie, Dip: [1d20=12] 20
28:38 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+5 dip
28:38 <dicebot> Mahvei, dip: [1d20=11] 16
30:03 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3 Sen Mot
30:03 <dicebot> Mortie, Sen Mot: [1d20=14] 17
30:04 <Judas> "Did you say you've got a ship?"
30:10 <Honey> HOT CHOCOLATE GOOD!
30:40 <Honey> best part about it getting cold is nobody can give me shit about drinking it.
30:59 <Honey> alright so an older person is talking to us?
31:13 <kapow> There is a lovely young lady called Darice she'd be drop dead beautiful if it wasn't for the years spent on the seas wrinkling that pretty face i still remember when she was younger and still had a fine face oh it was a vision to behold
31:43 <kapow> She likes old men like me you know she never had a father i guess she helps me out because old fellas remind her of him or she longs for a father figure
32:03 <kapow> back in my day when a child lost their father they'd end up in the church god knows only what could happen then
32:06 <Mahvei> "where is she now?"
32:08 <Honey> "So sad... I too never knew my father."
32:15 <kapow> sometimes they put you to work
32:22 <kapow> make you into a nice strong lad they would
32:37 <kapow> I learnt how to grow cabbages
32:52 <kapow> nice green leafy cabbages
32:58 <kapow> great for cabbage stew!
33:05 <Honey> "It's impolite to ask a ladies age! Don't you know anything?
33:09 <kapow> I make the meanest cabbage stew if anyone else does
33:56 <Honey> Yeah guys... pay attention...
34:04 <Judas> "So does she have a ship?"
34:14 <Honey> "Is there anyone else in town that could help us cross?"
34:23 <kapow> oh don't worry my dear (he pats your hand) age is just another form of beauty we all get there
34:34 <Mortie> its a small town where are the boats
34:38 <Judas> !roll 1d20+2 sense motive
34:39 <dicebot> Judas, sense motive: [1d20=16] 18
34:57 * Honey pats the old man on his head.
35:13 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+1 sens mot 
35:13 <dicebot> Mahvei, sens mot: [1d20=5] 6
35:33 <kapow> ah yes she has a ship best one i've ever been on
35:41 * Honey whispers in the old mans ear.  "I'm nearly 74..."
35:43 <kapow> i've been on hundereds of ships in my years
35:47 <Judas> "Who owns the other 2?"
35:48 <kapow> and that ones the best out of the lot by far
35:57 <kapow> there are those 2 other fellows 2
36:10 <kapow> i think ones called small otti
36:13 <kapow> and the other
36:20 <Judas> "Where are they?"
36:23 <Mahvei> where do they live?
36:26 <Mahvei> ""
36:40 <kapow> the old man pauses for a moment or 2 until you ask him further and he realizes he'd completely forgot what he was talking about
36:50 <Mortie> how much do they charge
36:51 <kapow> "What who are you, buy an old man a drink?"
36:57 * Mahvei sighs.
37:00 <Honey> "The young are always so impatient..."
37:11 * Honey buys the old man another drink.
37:31 <kapow> "Yes.... they are, have you met that beautiful young lady down at the docks?"
37:43 <kapow> "Lovely kid tragedy what happened to her father."
37:56 <kapow> "When i was a child they use to send you to the church when you lost your parents."
37:58 <Honey> "We were talking about the people who own boats you told of of a girl and her father and were just about to tell us of the other two."
38:06 <kapow> "Sometimes they put you to work"
38:12 <Mahvei> "You have spoken bot small otti!
38:19 <kapow> "Make you into a nice strong lad they would."
38:23 <Mortie> hehe time to move on guys
38:27 <Mahvei> about*
39:00 <kapow> "Ah you mean the plump little half man."
39:08 <kapow> "Yes i know of him he owns a boat you know."
39:18 <Honey> "Yes, i would love to hear about him."
39:27 <kapow> "Not quiet as good as Darice's boat but then again i only hear what others say."
39:43 <Mortie> is wondering what happened to the father? hmmm
39:49 <Mahvei> "and do not forget to tell us about the second one as well,,,
40:00 <kapow> "Plump little munchkin he is but boy does he ever talk about food and wine."
40:07 <kapow> "Always eating."
40:08 <kapow> "Always eating."
40:15 <kapow> "Always eating."
40:24 <kapow> the old man seems to drift off again into thought
40:32 <Judas> "Maybe we should just find one and pay them whatever they want."
40:52 <kapow> "Sorry who are you? and who are you paying now?"
41:01 <kapow> the old man looks at Judas questioningly
41:05 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+8 asking around about the girls father - what happened
41:06 <dicebot> Mortie, asking around about the girls father - what happened: [1d20=14] 22
41:08 <Honey> "Is there anyone in here actually capable of sailing us to Escadar?"
42:09 <kapow> "When i was younger you use to walk up to the boats and ask captains if you could sale with them."
42:29 <Honey> honey is talking to him as well....
43:24 * Honey hugs the old man gently.
43:28 * Mahvei casts Light on Judas weapon.
43:39 <kapow> Oh my dear your too kind
43:47 * Honey follows the rest of the party as she notices them leaving.
44:00 <kapow> The old man gives you a soft kiss on the forehead and you feel a surge of warmth flow through you
44:12 <kapow> "I once knew a lovely lady who protected these parts against some bad things."
44:13 <Honey> yay surge of warmth!
44:19 <kapow> "You remind me of her."
44:30 <Honey> "Thank you!"
44:39 <Honey> ill bless him in return.
44:40 <Mahvei> brb bio
45:15 <Honey> used another one of my spells.... only 6 more...
45:28 <kapow> !rng darice otti tanner
45:28 <diebot> kapow, darice
46:05 <Honey> As i leave the bar i buy some foodstuffs as im running a little low.
46:06 <kapow> What do you think your doing down here this late."
46:15 <Judas> "Hello, my name is Judas Electio. I'm here to book passage on a ship to Escadar."
46:16 <kapow> all good honey
46:24 <Judas> "Me and 3 of my friends."
46:44 <kapow> "Your a pathfinder not on my ship your not."
46:58 <Honey> "We are here to charter a boat.  We need to get to Escabar."
47:29 <kapow> "Try someone else I don't help pathfinders."
47:48 <Honey> "Well that is a pity I have to give my money to other people.  I had wished to give it to you a kindred spirit so to speak..."
48:10 <Judas> "We apologise."
48:17 <kapow> "What do ya mean kindred, I don't even know you."
48:27 <Judas> "We just heard about your father, our condolences."
48:32 <Judas> !roll 1d20+7 diplomacy
48:33 <dicebot> Judas, diplomacy: [1d20=7] 14
48:36 <Mahvei> "Why do you not help pathfinders?
48:48 <Honey> "Well a very kind old man at the pub told us of your story.  I too lost my father at a very young age."
48:53 <Judas> I head off to go to boat #2
48:53 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10
48:54 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+10: [1d20=2] 12
49:11 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+5 dipl
49:12 <dicebot> Mahvei, dipl: [1d20=20] 25
49:14 <Mortie> My sweet Judas, how could you have issue with the pathfinders.  A group of well mean folk sent out to aid and assist those in need !Roll 1d20+8
49:33 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+8
49:33 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d20+8: [1d20=7] 15
49:46 <Honey> "But if you do not want my custom, I understand, and I wish you the best of luck."
49:48 <kapow> "My father was lost to the pathfinders i never knew him they took him from me."
50:17 <kapow> if she where a weaker human being you can tell she would almost be starting to tear up
50:18 <Mahvei> "how did they took him and where?"
51:01 <Mortie> But my fair young beauty, the Pathfinders wouldnt have taken anyone!  Where would you have heard this fairy tale?
51:04 <kapow> "I believe the word your looking for is take. But he use to be a pathfinder he was never around always doing one thing or another for the pathfinders."
51:31 <Judas> I come back
51:34 <Honey> "I lost my father to a raid on my village.  A pathfinder saved my Mother and I.  It's why I threw my lot in with them.  Perhaps if you went to the Grand Lodge you could find information about your father!"
52:29 <Judas> "Gentlemen, if the lady doesn't want our business, we should leave her."
52:41 <Judas> "We've clearly done her wrong already."
52:46 <kapow> "I guess i could find out a little bit if i went there but nothing replaces the hole in your heart left by an absent father."
52:59 <Honey> "Learn what he did!  I'm sure he accomplished many great deeds in his time with the Society!"
53:13 <Judas> !roll 1d20+7 diplomacy
53:14 <dicebot> Judas, diplomacy: [1d20=3] 10
53:20 <Honey> "When we come back this way we could take you with us."
53:33 <Honey> "So you are safe!"
53:38 <kapow> roll diplo honey
53:40 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10 diplo
53:40 <diebot> Honey, diplo: [1d20=20] 30
53:52 <Honey> hey the 20 finally decided to show up
54:40 <Mortie> If you father, Im sure a man of greatness, is missing helpling others let us find out more and help bring him back or give your heart rest
54:47 <kapow> "I'm not worried about safe I can take care of myself I'm a big girl and i've ended more than the likes of you lots lives. Perhaps 35 gold pieces could pay for my trip to the pathfinders guild so I arrive safely. No offense to yoursleves."
55:02 <Judas> "Done."
55:18 <Judas> "8 gold, 7 silver, 5 copper each."
55:20 <Honey> "I'll see your 35 and throw in an extra 5!"
55:37 <Judas> "And a tip of 5 gold from our lovely friend."
56:06 <Mortie> whispes but I only have 3gp
56:37 <Honey> ill throw in his portion
56:45 <kapow> she attempts some type of horrible deformed qurtsy to honey
57:03 * Honey accepts it graciously as if it were perfect.
57:31 <Honey> so... with the food and morties portion... thats 23 gold
58:02 <Judas> !roll 1d20+3
58:03 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
58:08 <Honey> !throw 1d20+2 fort
58:08 <diebot> Honey, fort: [1d20=16] 18
58:24 <Honey> woot woot, methinks im cured!
58:34 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+2 fort
58:34 <dicebot> Mahvei, fort: [1d20=13] 15
58:38 <Mortie> from me too??
58:45 <Mahvei> or not from me?
58:47 <kapow> all of you
58:55 <kapow> mahvei and honey are feeling much better today
59:13 <kapow> mortie roll fort
59:27 * Honey tries to help other people get over their diseases
59:32 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 Heal
59:33 <diebot> Honey, Heal: [1d20=18] 18
59:35 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+2
59:35 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d20+2: [1d20=2] 4
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00:22 <Honey> ouchies
01:20 * Honey starts making some chicken noodle soup on the ship from the ingredients i bought
01:33 <Honey> (thats my help w/ the heal check)
01:50 <Judas> !roll 2#1d20+3 fort
01:51 <dicebot> Judas, fort: [1d20=8] 11, [1d20=4] 7
02:01 <Honey> lol
02:43 <Honey> yeah you only get a bonus to your fort save
03:25 <Honey> i already helped judas
03:30 <Honey> its your turn!
03:47 <Mortie> get a +6 heal 
03:57 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 Heal
03:58 <diebot> Honey, Heal: [1d20=9] 9
04:05 <Honey> sorry i didnt make it
04:21 <Honey> its why i was trying to get the other person to make one
04:28 <Honey> i have a terrible modifier till i level up
04:31 <Honey> and can put a point into it
04:34 <kapow> mortie & judas take 1 point of wisdom
05:29 <kapow> The sounds of a busy tavern echo off the wooden walls of this
05:30 <kapow> unusual building. Resting precariously over Escadar’s harbor,
05:30 <kapow> the Grindylow’s Goblet offers an unequaled view of the water.
05:31 <kapow> In the bar’s center, a thick glass aquarium presents a striking
05:31 <kapow> display. Within the tank, a coral statue of a goblin with the
05:31 <kapow> lower body of an octopus hosts a school of colorful fish that
05:31 <kapow> flit about the nooks and crannies of its tentacles.
07:33 <Honey> ca is being laggy for me today
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08:24 <Judas> "What now?"
09:07 <Honey> do i spot our contact?
09:22 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1
09:22 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+1: [1d20=17] 18
09:23 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2
09:23 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20-2: [1d20=12] 10
09:27 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+3 prec
09:27 <dicebot> Mortie, prec: [1d20=12] 15
09:37 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+3 per
09:37 <dicebot> Mahvei, per: [1d20=13] 16
10:21 <Honey> "Well I don't see our contact.  Perhaps they is not here yet.  Let us take our comfort while we wait."
10:41 <Honey> I will move over to a table.
10:53 <Judas> I follow
11:27 <Mahvei> folloq
11:28 <Mortie> walk over to the bar and hang out
11:30 <Mahvei> w
11:39 <Mortie> list to the conversation
11:41 <Honey> really wish i had a bigger hot chocolate cup
12:13 <kapow> Whats your poison?
12:14 <Mortie> sure give me a pint
12:16 <Mahvei> M are mixed up again :)
12:49 <kapow> that'll be 2 silver pieces lad
13:00 <Mortie> gives him 2 sp
13:08 <Mortie> in a clean glass plz
13:19 <Mortie> smiling
13:22 <kapow> do you have 2 sp left after forfeiting your fare?
13:34 <Mortie> lol
13:37 <Mortie> nm
13:39 <Honey> I payed his share
13:48 <Honey> i already subtracted it from my gold
14:00 <Honey> damn honey and her generous nature.
14:00 <Mortie> thank you
14:17 <Honey> 24 after buying foot at the tavern
14:20 <Honey> foot=food
14:45 <Honey> and the 1 g at the shrine
14:46 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+2 sc mot
14:46 <dicebot> Mortie, sc mot: [1d20=15] 17
14:49 <kapow> roll a sense motive mortie
16:28 <kapow> My name is shaolo did you bring it?
16:36 <Honey> "Hello!  My name is Honey...
16:49 <Mortie> so tell me what the rumors for today... a wonderful place like this and a fine man as yourself must hear the good stories
17:01 <kapow> the gilled man looks at you and nods honey
17:02 <Honey> "Yes I believe Rees is holding it."
17:08 <kapow> "Did you bring it."
17:19 <kapow> his friend behind him places and object on the table wrapped in cloth
17:31 <Mortie> and secert hush hush mischief going on ?
17:36 <Honey> "All business and no fun makes for a sad day? Would you care for a drink?"
18:10 <kapow> Mortie the bar keep "No not really."
18:11 <Honey> that sounds like my dogs....
18:15 <Honey> well my grandma's dogs
18:32 <kapow> the bar keep starts serving one of the other patrons
18:33 <Honey> my dogs sound like nasty killer animals
18:47 <Honey> that will lick your face to death
18:52 <Honey> except moonlight...
18:52 <Mortie> looking around - noting the folks that said with our group
18:57 <Honey> she might actually kill you
19:21 <Honey> Anyways... do the guys at our table want a drink?
19:46 <Judas> "I don't drink. Bad for the body, mind and soul."
19:48 <kapow> "Lets see what you've brough and take care of business then we can have a drink."
20:11 <Mahvei> "Not really, I am not thirsty."
20:18 <Honey> "That's why I drink water.  Too much drink clouds the mind!"
20:28 * Honey takes a sip of some water from her pouch.
20:41 <kapow> Ree takes out the artifact from the society and places it on the table
21:00 <kapow> "Mind if i?"
21:00 <Honey> "Well straight to business I suppose!"
21:07 <kapow> shaolo motions to the artifact
21:24 <Honey> "Do you mind if he looks at it Rees?"
22:03 <Honey> yeah honey is looking at Rees like he is in charge.
22:12 <Judas> "They seem trustworthy to me!"
22:19 <Judas> "By all means, take a look."
22:39 <Honey> at least in charge of the artifact part of things.
22:52 <kapow> mortie doing anything else at the bar at all?
23:16 <Honey> mortie is drunk
23:19 <Mortie> calls the bar keep back over... that looks like trouble what are they doing.... points to the goup
23:38 <Honey> betrayed by our own group!
23:39 <Honey> lol
24:09 <Honey> yeah dont get us busted man!
24:21 <Honey> anyways..
24:34 <Honey> "Rees whats this thing do anyways?"
24:40 * Honey looks at the artifact.
25:04 <kapow> another bar keep steps over in his place "We have many customers here sir we always trade here are you going to finish your beer? I could get you another on the house."
25:13 <kapow> house?*
25:38 <Mortie> another sound good but on the house... Ill take two
25:58 <kapow> !roll 1d6
25:58 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
26:18 <Judas> !roll 1d20+1 init
26:19 <dicebot> Judas, init: [1d20=8] 9
26:21 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 Init
26:21 <diebot> Honey, Init: [1d20=1] 1
26:24 <Honey> OH YEAH
26:31 <Honey> my 1 is amazing
26:33 <Mahvei> roll 1d20+4 init
26:45 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+4 init
26:46 <dicebot> Mahvei, init: [1d20=9] 13
27:11 <Honey> would he get a fort save?
27:19 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-1
27:19 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d20-1: [1d20=19] 18
27:23 <Honey> to determine if he can speak?
27:40 <Honey> no dude you drank acid
27:51 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+2
27:51 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15
28:12 <Honey> yay he screams out!
28:35 <Honey> i love this...
28:47 <Honey> i elect to go last....
30:16 <Honey> !throw 1d20+2 will
30:16 <diebot> Honey, will: [1d20=3] 5
30:22 <Honey> i am blinded!
30:25 <Judas> !roll 1d20 will
30:26 <dicebot> Judas, will: [1d20=4] 4
30:27 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20
30:27 <dicebot> Mahvei, 1d20: [1d20=4] 4
30:33 <Mahvei> +3
31:24 <kapow> !roll 1d4+1
31:24 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4+1: [1d4=2] 3
31:24 <Honey> lets see how many rounds
31:30 <Honey> oh yeah... 3 rounds!
32:11 <Honey> what a bunch of dicks right? acids one of us, blinds another...
33:28 <Honey> i think he wants to hurt the person who gave him a Tequilla Sunrise surprise...
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34:57 <Honey> no attacks they have total concealment
35:11 <Honey> we are considered flatfooted vs everything.
35:29 <Judas> <?blinded
35:30 <diebot> The creature cannot see. It takes a 2 penalty to Armor Class, loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any), and takes a 4 penalty on most Strength- and Dexterity-based skill checks and on opposed Perception skill checks. All checks and activities that rely on vision (such as reading and Perception checks based on sight) automatically fail. All
35:30 <diebot> opponents are considered to have total concealment (50% miss chance) against the blinded character. Blind creatures must make a DC 10 Acrobatics skill check to move faster than half speed. Creatures that fail this check fall prone. Characters who remain blinded for a long time grow accustomed to these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.
36:08 <Mahvei> 5ft step NW
36:46 <Mahvei> cast MM on the top mob
36:58 <Mahvei> magic missile
37:11 <Mahvei> oh
37:11 <Honey> nope
37:36 <Honey> oh hey, did one of the guys at the table cast it? if so i would have liked to make a spellcraft as they did
37:50 <Honey> cool cool
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38:24 <Mahvei> end turn
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40:37 <Judas> !rand hit miss
40:40 <dicebot> Judas, random: hit
40:46 <Judas> <?blinded
40:46 <diebot> The creature cannot see. It takes a 2 penalty to Armor Class, loses its Dexterity bonus to AC (if any), and takes a 4 penalty on most Strength- and Dexterity-based skill checks and on opposed Perception skill checks. All checks and activities that rely on vision (such as reading and Perception checks based on sight) automatically fail. All
40:47 <diebot> opponents are considered to have total concealment (50% miss chance) against the blinded character. Blind creatures must make a DC 10 Acrobatics skill check to move faster than half speed. Creatures that fail this check fall prone. Characters who remain blinded for a long time grow accustomed to these drawbacks and can overcome some of them.
40:50 <Judas> !Roll 1d20+5 cmb
40:51 <dicebot> Judas, cmb: [1d20=4] 9
40:55 <Honey> go go judas!
41:09 <Judas> "HERE!"
41:32 <Honey> I will....
41:35 <Honey> hmmmm
41:42 <Honey> i dont know that these guy are bad guys...
41:55 <Honey> i will cast bless.
42:09 <Honey> yup
42:54 * Honey shouts "Who's there! I can
43:09 <Honey> "I can't see!"
43:25 <Honey> no one...
43:25 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-1 ref
43:26 <dicebot> Mortie, ref: [1d20=8] 7
44:15 <Honey> you can cast from the ground...
46:14 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-1 ref
46:16 <dicebot> Mortie, ref: [1d20=17] 16
46:28 <Honey> holy balls... you are now standing!
47:00 <Honey> what touch spell
47:24 <Honey> as soon as you cast another spell
47:35 <Honey> whatever spell you have stored in your hand discharges harmlessly
49:26 <Mahvei> hmm
50:25 <Honey> I challenge you kapow
50:35 <Honey> PIKACHU I CHOOSE YOU!
50:43 <Honey> yeah thats right bitches... pokemon
50:54 <kapow> AWESOME OVERPOWERED NPC'S I CHOOSE YOU!
50:55 <Mahvei> readying attack if anybody tries to move close by
51:15 <Mahvei> full attack
51:16 <Honey> GM Discretion... its super effective.... 
51:27 <Mahvei> then bite
51:32 <Mahvei> i mean clawsd
51:36 <Mahvei> claws*
52:22 <Honey> lol
53:51 <Honey> go go!
54:07 <Honey> yeah touch him...
54:10 <Honey> in all the naughty places
54:29 <Honey> oh fingering his breather... you perv
54:32 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+1 touch
54:32 <dicebot> Mortie, touch: [1d20=4] 5
54:42 <kapow> !roll 1d8+1
54:43 <dicebot> kapow, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
55:14 <Honey> hearing my friends scream out in pain
55:31 <Honey> ill move south and channel....
55:56 <Honey> i know
56:06 <Honey> !throw 1d6
56:07 <diebot> Honey, 1d6: [1d6=3] 3
56:20 <Honey> pretend to be dead!
56:23 <Honey> lol
56:31 <Mortie> lol
56:52 <Honey> "Where is everyone?! Help..."
57:03 <Honey> end turn
57:32 <Honey> the rolls are just hating us tonight...
57:47 <Honey> its as bad as first steps 1
58:47 <Honey> you can spell a full turn action to crawl 5 foot while prone
58:59 <Honey> spell=spend
59:40 <Honey> no, you can 5 foot step and spend a move action, but you cant 5 foot step and move in the same turn
00:06 <Honey> theres a rogue talant that lets you do it as a faster then fullround
00:23 <Honey> somebody is about to murder civilians....
00:42 <Honey> my god.... this is just gonna get bad
00:49 <Mortie> !roll 1d6
00:51 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
01:21 <Honey> they can roll a save for half!
01:33 <kapow> !roll 9#1d6
01:34 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6: [1d6=5] 5, [1d6=4] 4, [1d6=4] 4, [1d6=4] 4, [1d6=4] 4, [1d6=2] 2, [1d6=5] 5, [1d6=5] 5, [1d6=6] 6
02:54 <Honey> yeah but nearly everyone in the bar was evil...
03:06 <Honey> so.... totaly cool lol
03:45 <Honey> talk about bad luck for him...
03:52 <Honey> feels just like a GM throwin us a bone! lol
03:57 <Mahvei> still blind right?
04:08 <Honey> Im not arguing kapow
04:14 <Honey> im just loving this
04:20 <Mahvei> readying attack if anybody tries to move close by CLAWS
06:01 <Judas> !roll 1d20-4
06:02 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20-4: [1d20=19] 15
06:19 <Honey> "Whats going on why is everyone screaming!"  I cast sanctuary on myself.
06:36 <Honey> ill move south
06:49 <Honey> sure!
06:53 <Honey> have no clue
07:02 <Honey> dc 16
07:20 <Honey> "Help...  Someone..."
08:11 <Honey> wierd
08:18 <Honey> anyways does he attack me?
08:26 <Honey> yay!
08:27 <Honey> totaly
08:41 <kapow> "Let me out don't leave me with them!"
08:56 <Honey> "With who?!?"
09:29 <Honey> "What was that?"
09:39 * Honey is frightened and is tearing up...
10:21 <Honey> like a chicken with their head cut off.
10:31 <Honey> do you want to take an aoo?
11:49 <Honey> i have a feeling.....
12:10 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+6
12:12 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d20+6: [1d20=3] 9
12:24 <Honey> you dont know its a web spell lol
13:05 <Judas> !roll 1d20+1 reflex
13:08 <dicebot> Judas, reflex: [1d20=3] 4
13:23 <Judas> <?grappled
13:24 <diebot> A grappled creature is restrained by a creature, trap, or effect. Grappled creatures cannot move and take a 4 penalty to Dexterity. A grappled creature takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls and combat maneuver checks, except those made to grapple or escape a grapple. In addition, grappled creatures can take no action that requires two hands to
13:25 <diebot> perform. A grappled character who attempts to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability must make a concentration check (DC 10 + grappler's CMB + spell level), or lose the spell. Grappled creatures cannot make attacks of opportunity. // A grappled creature cannot use Stealth to hide from the creature grappling it, even if a special ability, such as
13:25 <diebot> hide in plain sight, would normally allow it to do so. If a grappled creature becomes invisible, through a spell or other ability, it gains a +2 circumstance bonus on its CMD to avoid being grappled, but receives no other benefit.
13:31 <Honey> nope, light or one handed weapon
14:42 <Mortie> !roll 1d6
14:44 <dicebot> Mortie, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
14:51 <kapow> !range 25 10
15:04 <kapow> !dist 25 10
15:06 <diebot> kapow, Length of hypotenuse: 26.925824
15:51 <Honey> all of the civilians are still alive... they are just negative right?  well maybe not that guy with 2hp...
16:08 <Honey> I can see now right?
16:33 <Judas> "What the what!"
16:34 <Mahvei> I see them finally!
16:35 * Honey is horrified at Morte's actions.
16:50 * Honey cries...
17:00 <Mahvei> "What the hell? why is everybody lying on the ground?"
17:03 <Honey> "I never should have bought your fare to this place."
17:36 <Honey> no the civilians were killed....
17:49 <Mahvei> move S 
17:54 <Mahvei> 30 ft
18:06 <Mahvei> and SW around the table
18:22 <Mahvei> nope
18:35 <Mahvei> casting magic missile at
18:48 <Mahvei> possible to hit next to judas?
19:08 <Mahvei> ok then
19:14 <Mahvei> !roll 1d4+1
19:16 <dicebot> Mahvei, 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
19:49 <Mahvei> and end turn
20:28 <Honey> yes it does
20:55 <Honey> a CMB requires an attack roll
21:06 <Honey> bless counts.
21:22 <Judas> !roll 1d20+6 cmb
21:23 <dicebot> Judas, cmb: [1d20=10] 16
22:32 <Honey> Moving around grease Move O,16 channel excluding the baddies
22:40 <Judas> "I've got it!"
22:51 <Honey> i know it provokes, ac of 14
22:58 <Honey> well if he is alive
23:05 <Honey> !throw 1d6
23:07 <diebot> Honey, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
23:14 <Honey> yeah boy! 1hp
23:54 * Honey slaps the guy next to her for channeling in such a crowded place
24:01 <Honey> end turn
24:18 <Mortie> smiles devilishly
24:29 <Honey> "Run!  Before he does it again!"
25:14 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 spellc
25:16 <diebot> Honey, spellc: [1d20=4] 9
25:28 <Honey> !throw 1d20+2
25:29 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
26:15 <Honey> negative
26:21 <Honey> i have my chain shirt
26:22 <Honey> robes
26:27 <Honey> cold weather gear
26:30 <Honey> quarterstaff
26:57 <kapow> you hear an overwhelming ringing in your ears even more than when you where blinding like having the worst hang over possible in your life
26:57 <Honey> and wand of curse light in my spring loaded wrist sheath 
27:38 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-1 ref
27:38 <dicebot> Mortie, ref: [1d20=12] 11
28:03 <Honey> vs who?
28:20 <Honey> i think im out of range....
28:30 <Honey> and... im totally okay with it
28:36 <Honey> he killed civilians
28:42 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-1 ref
28:45 <dicebot> Mortie, ref: [1d20=9] 8
29:07 <Mortie> glaring at the NPC slapping me
29:17 <Honey> i let him
29:26 <Honey> and give him a nod of respect
30:00 <Honey> Seriously...
30:08 <Mahvei> casting Acid Splash at closest enemy
30:16 <Honey> I would have given you a warning the first time.
30:31 <Mahvei> oh
30:38 <Mahvei> then i am moving
30:47 <Mahvei> 30 ft S
30:53 <Mahvei> around the table
31:46 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+2+1 ranged touch attack at the enemy
31:48 <dicebot> Mahvei, ranged touch attack at the enemy: [1d20=6] 9
32:40 <Judas> !roll 1d20+5
32:41 <dicebot> Judas, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
32:49 <Judas> !roll 1d10+6+3
32:50 <dicebot> Judas, 1d10+6+3: [1d10=5] 14
32:54 <Honey> lol
33:06 <Honey> Kapow... .thank you for tonight
33:10 <Honey> i have been stressed to the nines
33:21 <Honey> and ive been laughing nonstop the last hour
33:36 <Honey> so..... its my turn?
33:52 <Honey> i will channel exclusing bad guys
33:57 <Honey> !throw 1d6
33:57 <diebot> Honey, 1d6: [1d6=4] 4
34:11 <Honey> oh and the negative channeler
34:43 <Honey> "Run as fast as you can! He is a madman!"
35:00 <Honey> she does... she doesnt like questionable acts
35:16 <Honey> that to her are evil.
35:32 <Judas> "Nester get back!"
36:07 <kapow> !roll 1d6
36:08 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
36:10 <Judas> "Ah!"
36:19 <Judas> 10/11
36:28 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-1 ref
36:28 <dicebot> Mortie, ref: [1d20=13] 12
36:48 <Mortie> !roll 1d20-1 ref
36:49 <dicebot> Mortie, ref: [1d20=10] 9
36:49 <Honey> Mortie... make a sense motive check....
37:13 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+2 Se Mot
37:13 <dicebot> Mortie, Se Mot: [1d20=2] 4
37:22 <Honey> you get an impression my character wishes you had taken acid to the face
37:29 <Honey> lol
37:35 <Mahvei> casting magic missile at the enemy
37:40 <Mahvei> !roll 1d4+1
37:41 <dicebot> Mahvei, 1d4+1: [1d4=3] 4
37:43 <Honey> lol
37:51 <Honey> nice!
38:16 <Judas> "What, just, happened"
38:29 <Honey> "Mortie killed people!"
38:34 <Honey> "Innocent people!
38:48 <Mahvei> "Damn"
39:01 * Honey doesn't help Mortie up.
39:16 <Judas> !roll 1d20+3 appraise
39:18 <dicebot> Judas, appraise: [1d20=5] 8
39:34 <Honey> nester doesnt have enough to auto succeed on his appraise... but of course you dont know that
39:35 <Mahvei> "I can look at it as well if you wish."
39:46 <kapow> Ree: "Hmmmm it looks pretty authentic to me."
39:49 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1
39:50 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+1: [1d20=6] 7
40:10 <kapow> Ree: "Oh wait nevermind it's got a symbol of gills on the bottom, it's a fake."
40:18 <kapow> Ree tosses it over his shoulder carelessly
40:19 <kapow> <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+8: [1d20=1] 9
40:24 <Honey> "Can I have it?
40:30 <Judas> in slow motion, I dive over and yell "nooooooo"
40:30 <Mahvei> !roll 1d20+6 app
40:31 <dicebot> Mahvei, app: [1d20=5] 11
40:34 <Judas> and go to catch it
40:44 <Judas> !roll 1d20+1 reflex
40:46 <dicebot> Judas, reflex: [1d20=17] 18
40:50 * Honey picks up the artifact.
40:52 <Judas> and I hit the floor, catching it !
40:57 <Judas> "Phew!"
41:11 * Honey repeatedly hits Mortie with it.
41:14 <Mahvei> that should be acrobatics check :P
41:34 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 heal
41:35 <dicebot> Judas, heal: [1d20=7] 5
41:40 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 heal
41:40 <dicebot> Judas, heal: [1d20=6] 4
41:40 <dicebot> Judas, heal: [1d20=5] 3
41:42 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 heal
41:43 <dicebot> Judas, heal: [1d20=8] 6
41:44 <Judas> !roll 1d20-2 heal
41:45 <dicebot> Judas, heal: [1d20=12] 10
41:50 <Mortie> !roll 1d20+6 heal
41:51 <dicebot> Mortie, heal: [1d20=14] 20
41:58 <Honey> uhhhhhhhh i just cast stabalize on her
42:31 <Honey> i do the same with any other citizens in the area
43:10 * Honey hugs her then tries to convince her not to take Mortie.
43:16 <Mahvei> how many rations we did eat during travelling?
43:40 <Mortie> 6 days I believe
43:48 <Honey> "It is fine... I'd like to file a complaint against Mortie...."
44:41 <Judas> !roll 1d20+4 day job crafting
44:41 <dicebot> Judas, day job crafting: [1d20=12] 16
45:08 <Honey> BAH! it was a great time!
45:25 <kapow> pfs # xp prestige gold and email addresses
45:46 <Honey> paladins lose their class abilities if theyw illingly use it
45:47 <kapow> in the pm
45:50 <Honey> lol
45:50 <kapow> if you have a day job roll it
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46:22 Mahvei is now known as mamoulianfh
46:25 <kapow> or forever hold your peace
46:42 <Honey> does the venture captain file my complaint about Mortie
46:43 Judas is now known as Avatar
47:23 Mortie is now known as Avro
47:35 <kapow> it will be noted that an evil deed was done however the gods show mercy on his soul
48:09 <mamoulianfh> kapow i am unable to PM you :(
49:23 <Honey> yay my character has... like 750gp...
49:36 <Honey> how much do we get for part 3?
50:12 <Honey> its like 400 right... so my character has... around 830
50:36 <Honey> yeah... that seems about right
50:54 <kapow> go for it now
51:08 <kapow> part 3 is 401
51:32 <Honey> okay so 836
51:34 <Avro> being that Zura (Demon Lord and Vampire Queen) is my Diety I think she will let it slide that to get the job done I used a few lessers.  Being Chaotic Neutural I got the job done skirting a few soft public safety laws and oops some dirtbags at a dive bar got roughed up.   
51:35 <Honey> yay!
52:10 <Honey> yeah... honey is probably never going to heal you again...
52:16 Honey is now known as Steven
52:20 <Avro> Not like I targeted then its fonder in an AOE shot 
52:34 <Steven> Shes all about the saving of peoples
52:36 <Avro> getting my own stick 
52:48 <Steven> should be fun ya know
52:53 <Avro> me too but sometimes we break eggs to make cakes
52:57 <kapow> steven and avro can you pls pm me starting xp pfs# prestige before game and gold before game plz
53:05 <Avro> did 
53:06 <kapow> also an email address to send the chronicles to
53:14 <Avro> not there?
53:22 <Steven> i did send it
53:34 <kapow> and steven you saved 9 lives
53:35 <Avro> resent
53:41 <kapow> of people wo would of died at the hands of mortie
53:47 <Steven> yay!
53:57 <Avro> thugs and wife beaters
53:58 <kapow> yeah resend man i had my more R up
54:04 <Steven> get it?
54:05 <mamoulianfh> ok guys, thanks for the game, time to go to bed, good night :)
54:17 <Avro> in a place centered around cheaping ppl
54:23 <Avro> night Mam
54:31 <kapow> yup got it
54:39 <Steven> great job kapow
54:43 <Avro> cheating
54:44 <kapow> cheaping ppl?
54:49 <kapow> they we're cheating
54:54 <kapow> they where running for their lives
54:59 <Avro> I mean I order a pint and get acid thats just wrong 
55:06 <Avro> and I didnt kill the bartender
55:14 <Avro> I should have but noooo it wouldnt be right 
55:17 <Avro> ehehe
55:17 <kapow> you killed the bartender who gave you the acid
55:30 <kapow> the bad guy poured the drink
55:39 <kapow> the other bartender just delivered it unknowingly
55:58 <Avro> guilty by assocation
56:09 <Avro> asscessory after the fact
56:30 <Avro> he would get man slaughter if I dided
56:32 <Avro> died
56:45 <Avro> 8-)
56:53 <kapow> and you would of gotten a hell of a lot worse
56:54 <Avro> its all in how the reporter tells it 
57:15 * kapow removes voice from Steven
57:17 <Avro> for being scared and tortured?
57:18 * kapow removes voice from Avro
57:21 * kapow removes voice from Avatar
57:24 * kapow removes channel operator status from kapow
58:05 <kapow> scared was a beast
58:12 <kapow> so nothing law can do about that
58:16 <kapow> you put it down
58:24 <kapow> it was really a 5 headed giants pet
58:33 <kapow> your now being charged for cruelty to animals as well
58:33 <Avro> hehehe
58:40 <Avro> yep
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59:32 <kapow> now if you'll excuse me i'm going to take a nap cause someone woke me up almost an hour before intended
02:24 <Steven> wish i hadnt already played song of the sea witch
02:48 <Avro> night all
03:07 <Steven> see ya avro
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04:37 <mamoulianfh> kapow, I forgot to write my faction (Osirian for this character)
07:14 <Mekkis> hmmm
07:23 <Mekkis> I need a +96 to acrobatics checks
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10:11 <Steven> mekkis what level?
10:20 <Mekkis> about 9
10:32 <Mekkis> I want to use stilts to walk above a cloudkill
10:37 <Steven> hmmmm... i dont think i could get it to 96 with 9 levels
11:38 <Steven> and mekkis, james jacobs said if you sell your soul the effect persists
11:53 <Steven> and the details on selling your soul are in the Books of the Damned
12:07 <Steven> reference them for any mechanics you may need
12:28 <Mekkis> I was actually looking at contract devils
15:42 <Steven> what would you sell your soul for anyways?
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21:37 <Steven> In the book of the damned it states
21:39 <Steven> A mortal can only ever enter into a single infernal contract.  All devils can sense souls forsworn to Hell, and thus refuse to  bargain with those who have nothing to offer them. 
21:46 <Steven> so, no multi selling of souls
23:20 <Steven> also
23:22 <Steven> Upon signing, the mortal gains  the agreed upon boon, but also assurances that, at the time of his  death, his soul will be damned and sent immediately to Hell— irretrievable by any sort of resurrection or restorative magic  short of divine intervention
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33:52 <Mekkis> better get a mithril pot!@
46:38 <Avatar> Mekkis: did you send me the maps
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49:40 <Mekkis> I tried
49:46 <Mekkis> I'll just upload them for you
53:55 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Sea_witch_maps.zip
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05:29 <Avatar> mort
05:34 <Avatar> oh she left
05:44 <Avatar> kapow are you about
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32:27 <Mekkis> Brunius, next time I'm playing a game of Magic, remind me to keep my life total in little-endian base-5
36:06 <Panda> I think i might go to Good Games draft night next friday mekk
36:30 <Mekkis> sure. If you don't mind your opponents cheating :S
36:40 <Panda> what do ya mean?
37:14 <Mekkis> there's a reason the Good Games franchise is losing their graces with WotC
37:34 <Mekkis> and why Good Games lost their Premier Event Organiser status
37:40 <Panda> I didn't know they where loosing grace so
38:42 <Mekkis> they've been losing it for quite some time. The fact that they have a "don't interfere with my events" policy towards judges for instance
39:00 <Panda> see thats kinda fucky there
39:08 <Panda> i just liked the look of the format it's ran in
39:14 <Mekkis> what's the format?
39:18 <Panda> the whole 3 boosters 1 to right left right that thingo
39:24 <Mekkis> that's a draft
39:28 <Mekkis> happens everywhere
39:30 <Panda> yeah that
39:33 <Mekkis> Ace does it every friday too :S
39:48 <Panda> well then catch up at ace next friday maybe?
40:07 <Mekkis> actually... Ace is doing a tournament tomorrow. Sealed (like the prerelease), with draft for top 8
40:49 <Panda> Avatars game tomorrow ^_^
40:52 <Mekkis> yeah
40:55 <Panda> get henry 6
40:59 <Mekkis> cool
44:39 <Mekkis> got any Interesting equipment yet?
45:11 <Panda> ahmmm not really
45:26 <Mekkis> pity
45:28 <Panda> i bought that ring from the other nights game
45:35 <Mekkis> what ring?
45:38 <Panda> the disable device +5 trap making +5
45:43 <Panda> and they count as class skills when using
45:49 <Mekkis> ah
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25:04 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/ipv6_test_n97.jpg
26:46 <Mekkis> it looks like my phone doesn't handle dual-stack DNS records when IPv4 isn't available
38:00 <Avatar> kapow
41:46 <Mekkis> is there any way to put an arcane spell onto a divine spell list?
45:54 <Steven> 1200km
45:56 <Steven> or so
47:01 <Steven> so like from brisbane to canberra
47:48 <Mekkis> can you take carer's leave and fly over there?
48:21 <Steven> im at my grandmas house helping her our with stuff
49:06 <Steven> and cutting wood with her husband
50:43 <Steven> im just stressed out...
57:09 <Steven> so, what program should i use to pull the map from this pdf?
57:38 <Mekkis> pdfimages
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