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03:28 <Mekkis> So. I'm thinking of building a heavens oracle. Without Awesome Display
05:44 <Steven> good, awesome display is rediculously overpowered
06:31 <Steven> color spraying a 10HD creature is just annoying
13:00 <Steven> TASHES!!!!!
13:19 <Tashes> STEVEN!!!!one!!eleven
13:41 <Steven> oh snap
13:46 <Hydrazine> Dorks.
15:13 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/paizo/blog/v5748dyo5ldyp?Pathfinder-Society-Survival-101
15:21 <Mekkis> that blog post worries me
15:24 <Steven> totaly jelly of our fun huh?
17:09 <Hydrazine> Why?
18:40 <Steven> tomorrow if it doesnt rain.  i get to pour concrete! yay!
19:32 <Mekkis> what are you building?
19:45 <Mekkis> I'm getting the impression that that sort of equipment will start becoming /required/
19:54 <Steven> a concrete slab
20:04 <Steven> i dug the hole today
20:11 <Mekkis> what's the slab for?
20:43 <Hydrazine> What more concerns me is, why are characters dying more often? Are they writing scenarios harder? Are people fighting stupid?
20:45 <Steven> Hot tub foundation
20:52 <Mekkis> ah
21:08 <Mekkis> they are writing scenarios harder in season 4
21:09 <Mekkis> I'm assuming the US doesn't have as stupid laws as bne.qld has
21:20 <Mekkis> (for a hot tub, you need to fence it)
21:34 <Steven> then... after we get the slab all done, we get to build a fence around it, and then a roof
21:35 <Tashes> yeahyou don't have to fence pools in the states either
21:38 <Tashes> i think its terribl
21:42 <Steven> no not required, 
21:45 <Mekkis> probably because a bunch of people like Steven have been complaining on the boards about how scenarios are "too easy"
21:46 <Steven> yeah table size assumed to be 6
21:48 <Brunius> But Mekkis, a child could drown!
21:59 <Tashes> or a puppy!
22:19 <Mekkis> a child could drown in a fish pond too, but you don't need to fence them!
22:20 <Steven> well they will either learn to swim or thats what we like to call survival of the fittest
22:35 <Mekkis> true
22:43 <Steven> its a mistake they will only ever make once....
22:47 <Mekkis> I thought it was survival of the guy with the bigger gun
22:51 <Steven> okay thats just a dick move of mine lol
22:55 <Steven> well... most scenarios are easy enough that character deaths are not a risk save for good rolls by gm
23:20 <Mekkis> that depends on the characters
23:46 <Hydrazine> What about bad rolls by the players?
23:52 <Mekkis> in the Blackburn group in Melbourne, there have been a considerable number of low-level deaths
24:18 <Brunius> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsnJe1sauEU
24:30 <Brunius> Mekkis, build one for Grolschmir
24:38 <Mekkis> what?
24:46 <Brunius> The link
25:07 <Steven> youtube is just being super slow for me today for some reason
25:58 <Hydrazine> Ha. Thats hilarious.
26:38 <Mekkis> what?
26:38 <Hydrazine> So that post used a wand as an example as how a spring-loaded wrist sheath can save the day.
26:59 <Hydrazine> But wands are weapon-like items, and anyone past level 1 can draw a wand as part of a move.
27:07 <Mekkis> really?
27:11 <Mekkis> citation please?
27:18 <Hydrazine> Its actually the example given. Gimme a sec.
27:23 <Steven> back...
27:53 <Steven> ooooooooo magnets making things float.....
28:43 <Mekkis> Steven, you carry the 100gp silk pillows?
29:45 <Steven> for nap stack?
30:22 <Mekkis> yeah
30:32 <Steven> carry them in my bag of holding w/ my books.
30:39 <Steven> Folnor carries around a Library with him.
30:51 <Mekkis> how many do you carry?
31:04 <Steven> 2
31:12 <Mekkis> fair enough
31:27 <Mekkis> I suppose I'm a pretty big cheapskate when it comes to that
33:17 <Hydrazine> So CRB 186-187, draw or sheathe a weapon, gives an example of a wand as a weapon-like object, that can be carried in easy reach, like a weapon, and not provoke an AoO for drawing, like a weapon.
33:57 <Steven> well its 200g that can completely change the course of the scenarios for a party if theres been a bad encounter
34:28 <Mekkis> perhaps: have you ever been in a position where 2 hrs of rest is acceptable but 8hrs isn't?
35:13 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, that's interesting
36:07 <Mekkis> do you think the first paragraph with it's stuff about "this action can be applied to weapon-like objects" also applies to the second paragraph?
36:59 <Steven> say a person is diseased with a REALLY nasty disease thats save is 1/day  If you rest over night you might have to make another save
37:12 <Hydrazine> My thoughts on this are mostly based on the tables on pg. 183. There is no seperate consideration for 'weapon-like objects'
37:24 <Steven> but 2 hours is much better
37:40 <Steven> ive used it lots of times now.
37:54 <Hydrazine> But the tables do say that drawing a weapon is a move action that does not provoke, and can be done as part of a move at +1 bab.
39:05 <Hydrazine>  What happens to the pillow when you cast nap stack?
39:15 <Mekkis> it burns up and turns to dust
39:19 <Mekkis> which then disappears
39:45 <Steven> yeah, ive always assumed they are used up in the process of the spell
40:01 <Hydrazine> So its like of like bread, then?
40:20 <Hydrazine> You put bread in the toaster. You push the button. Toast comes out. Where the hell does the bread go?
40:28 <Hydrazine> Toasters=magic
41:15 <Hydrazine> Do you think my reasoning for wands in this manner is unsound or excessive, Mekkis?
42:26 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, no. But I've had people rule the other way sometimes
42:31 <Hydrazine> So.. Shuriken are the only thrown weapon you can make iterative attacks with without quick draw?
42:33 <Mekkis> so I wanted to know why you thought that
42:41 <Hydrazine> Fair enough.
42:45 <Mekkis> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz5p2x?While-moving-draw-a-weapon-vs-drawing-a
42:51 <Mekkis> seems like Noone Knows
46:50 <Mekkis> screw it
47:18 <Mekkis> I'll use sovereign glue to attach all my wands to shurikin so I can draw them as free actions!
48:25 <Hydrazine> screw that, use soveign glue to attach 3 wands to the back of your hand and pull your Wolverine impression.
08:18 <MekkisScreen> fun fun fun
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13:44 * Steven snores slightly
13:56 <Avatar> zzz
14:08 <Avatar> Snickers is back in the game
16:15 <Steven> yay
16:19 <Steven> im bored out my mind right now
16:33 <Steven> aint nothin to do till midnight
17:20 <Avatar> run a game
17:30 <Brunius> dooo eeet
17:41 <Avatar> midnight for you is a whopping 40 minutes away
17:47 <Steven> midnight is in 40 minutes...
17:48 <Avatar> you can't even take a nap in that time
17:54 <Steven> not really
18:02 <Avatar> #firstworldproblems
18:09 <Steven> exactly!
18:46 <Steven> although according to some peoples assertions the US is a 3rd world country
20:36 <Steven> meh mekkis aint here i guess.
21:21 <Steven> so... anybody wanna do some mock combat?
23:42 <Steven> or i guess i could just go play some java games...
25:35 <Steven> wonder if my character is still stored on the Malevolence server 
25:36 <N2H4> What about Twix?
25:39 <N2H4> Milky Way?
25:41 <Mekkis> what happened, Avatar?
27:51 <Steven> nope....
27:54 <Steven> sad panda
29:06 <Steven> my friends and i used to charm the White Dragon and take it to the center of the main town.
29:45 <Steven> used to piss people off to no end when they would go Autopilot w/ scripts and end up dying
31:57 <Steven> so..... how bout them slutty pandas?
32:05 <Hydrazine> Skanks!
32:08 <Brunius> I know man
32:12 <Avatar> at worst I have to spend 3-5 prestige
32:25 <Avatar> might get off with just having been put back on the material plane after all
32:48 <Steven> <insert racial joke about blacks and whites>
33:05 <Avatar> the whole idea of the situation wasn't meant to be so harsh apparently
35:56 <Steven> thats nice of the guy.  When i got sent to a different plane w/ prismatic spray, the GM made me spend 5PP for a body recover, two castings of Planar Ally, and was gonna give me 0xp, no gold, and no Prestige for the scenario
36:21 <Avatar> in PFS?
36:25 <Steven> yup
36:40 <Steven> or not planar ally, i mean planar shift
36:49 <Avatar> why would you have to pay for plane shift
36:55 <Avatar> that's covered in the prestige
37:04 <Steven> i know
37:10 <Avatar> and I don't think it's legal for you to survive a scenario and not get prestige or exp
37:17 <Avatar> no gold maybe by a shitty GM
37:24 <Steven> i was typing out another sentance when you asked the question
37:41 <Steven> luckily kyle baird was sittin at the table(5 star GM, cool guy)
37:42 <Steven> ugh......
37:49 <Avatar> would've contested that
38:04 <Avatar> what a wank
38:20 <Avatar> fair enough if he's inexperienced
38:48 <Steven> sam gets on, "Steven, I am really super duper tired tonight.  I am going to go to bed.  Would it be okay if we talked tomorrow morning at around 7am?"  Then she gets offline.
38:49 <Steven> and he was like thats not fair, and i was like, yeah totaly not fair, one nat 1 roll costs me 7 prestige, 1 xp, and 15k gold?
39:22 <Brunius> What, not even waiting for an answer?
39:26 <Steven> and the gm was like well thats how im gonna rule it, and then kyle went and grabbed the event coordinator and they all went and talked
39:32 <Steven> nope
39:40 <Avatar> drop her
39:43 <Brunius> bit rude
39:45 <Avatar> yeah they would've had a Word
39:47 <Steven> came back, 5PP and a planar shift spell. 
39:51 <Steven> seriously right?
40:00 <Steven> too tired for common courtesy?
40:01 <Steven> and i was like NO PROBLEM!
40:15 <Steven> im callin that woman!
40:19 <Steven> brb
41:20 <Mekkis> so Avatar: is Snickers going to learn Plane Shift or Dismissal?
41:36 <Avatar> I don't know
41:45 <Avatar> I would expect she'd be very unlucky to have that happen more than once
42:06 <Avatar> which to be fair, is part of her character concept
42:11 <Steven> some GMs really like sticking it to people when it comes to deaths in pfs.. and i could understand if you get captured by cannibalism they might take a leg or somethin
42:13 <Avatar> so maybe yes I should look at doing that
42:56 <Avatar> I think I was bit too harsh when I was a new GM
43:04 <Avatar> you just don't know any better sometimes
43:09 <Avatar> I don't think most peopple are dicks
43:14 <Steven> i only ever screwed somebody over one time.
43:24 <Steven> was my step brother and he told me he hated playing his paladin
43:39 <Steven> alright.... so shes sick on top of it....
43:42 <Steven> now i feel like a dick
43:48 <Steven> so when he got killed by some cannibles... they ate him before the pathfinders could recover his body
43:54 <Steven> and he didnt have a problem with it
44:10 <Steven> then i made the rest of the party roll will saves to withstand some torture and seeing their friend get eaten
44:16 <Steven> they all made it which is sad
44:49 <Brunius> How long have you waited around to talk to her?
45:12 <Steven> would have made them pay for couseling... 10gp! lol
46:21 <Steven> its hard to calculate, cause grandma goes to bed at around 8pm... and then sam didnt get off till 1130
46:26 <Steven> yeah man, i actually felt kind of bad for the combat, they had good tactics, which was directly countered by the tactics of the NPC
46:28 <Steven> she stops off to get herself some dinner
46:47 <Steven> and then usually gets home around midnight
47:05 <Avatar> if she didn't make any mention of being sick, you're off the hook
47:05 <Steven> so.... 3.5 hours
47:17 <Brunius> So you wait what 3 and a half hours to talk to her, then she says one sentence and leaves
47:18 <Steven> technically i should have TPKed em, but i let one of them go
47:30 <Steven> but, i wasnt specifically just sitting around waiting
47:36 <Steven> i been watching TV and what not
47:49 <Steven> stupid women problems!
47:55 <Steven> he had <5hp when he escaped
47:57 <Steven> anyways....
48:01 <Avatar> to be fair she is a woman
48:07 <Steven> im free now...
48:16 <Steven> scythe x4 crit is just nasty w/ whirlwind attack
48:26 <Steven> at least till i get tired and go to sleep
48:37 <Mekkis> yeah... you killed Olgienar!
48:45 <Mekkis> that was such a dick move
49:07 <Steven> i no not who olgienar is....
49:11 <Avatar> horses shat me
49:13 <Avatar> I don't regret that one
49:23 <Avatar> I would do it again
49:30 <Steven> is that one avatar wrecked when he was a new GM
49:42 <Avatar> I didn't wreck anything
49:46 <Mekkis> Olgienar was Jäsim's beloved companion.
49:59 <Avatar> your beloved companion was helping break the game
50:09 <Brunius>  What
50:13 <Brunius> How did a horse break the game
50:25 <Mekkis> my beloved companion did NOTHING
50:52 <Avatar> apart from the fact I wasn't familiar with mount rules at all, the whole build was optimised to pieces by a high damage horse build
51:02 <Avatar> the other players and the campaign couldn't compare
52:45 <Brunius> dm a game!!!
53:37 <Steven> i dunno bout a whole game
53:37 <Steven> im looking into other things though
54:23 * Steven burps quite loudly
54:32 <Avatar> http://news.yahoo.com/man-dies-live-roach-eating-contest-fla-215822212.html
55:02 <Brunius> <obligatory "avatar always posts shit links" comment>
55:44 <Steven> people sure are dumb
56:02 <Avatar> some sure are
57:05 <N2H4> ha!
57:09 <N2H4> That was on the news earlier.
57:42 <Steven> avatar do you happen to know if the Pathfinder Tales are PFS legal?
59:16 <N2H4> Thats not that far away actually.
59:44 <Steven> reading the guide to see...
00:33 <Avatar> pretty funny
00:37 <Avatar> not that he died
01:57 <Steven> cool they do....
02:04 <Steven> i got a few extra boons i didnt know about
08:35 <Mekkis> !recentsheets
13:08 <Mekkis> hmmm
13:41 <Mekkis> are there any spells with wands as components
13:48 <Mekkis> there are spells with potions as components
14:22 <Mekkis> so if you put your potions in your spell component pouch, you can retrieve them as a free action!
16:33 <Avatar> yeah, if you want to throw them in the air to dissipate instead of drinking them
22:49 <Mekkis> "When $NPC starts casting a spell, (spellcraft_success && can_counterspell) ? counterspell : hit $NPC with Phantasmal_killer"
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55:14 <MekkisScreen> so
55:25 <MekkisScreen> looks like someone on the plane wanted off
55:35 <MekkisScreen> so her bags need to be removed.
55:54 <MekkisScreen> And I'm stuck in melbourne for a bit longer :(
57:38 <Avatar> count your blessings
58:05 <MekkisScreen> why?
58:37 <MekkisScreen> I need to deal with all these idiots who've failed their will save vs DST
59:48 <MekkisScreen> looks like someone found out her boyfriend was cheating on her
02:49 <MekkisScreen> I'll see what I can do to diebot
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25:09 <Avatar> zzz
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07:13 <Wrothmonk> boredom...
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37:43 <Mekkis> Die, bot
38:44 <Wrothmonk> did you just? LOL
39:46 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Acid splash
39:49 <diebot> Mekkis, ACID SPLASH conjuration (creation[acid]) sorcerer/wizard 0, summoner 0, inquisitor 0, magus 0 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:no
39:49 <diebot> You fire a small orb of acid at the target. You must succeed on a ranged touch attack to hit your target. The orb deals 1d3 points of acid damage. This acid disappears after 1 round.
40:24 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Reincarnation
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47:53 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Polymorph Any Object
47:57 <diebot> Mekkis, error with query
48:14 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Polymorph An%
48:23 <diebot> Mekkis, error with query
48:29 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Polymorp%
48:32 <diebot> Mekkis, error with query
48:36 <Mekkis> !spelldesc polymorp%
48:39 <diebot> Mekkis, error with query
50:40 <Mekkis> !spelldesc polymorp%
50:45 <diebot> Mekkis, error with query
54:44 <Mekkis> die, bot
54:49 <Mekkis> Die, bot
56:22 <Mekkis> !spelldesc polymorp%
56:23 <diebot> Mekkis, POLYMORPH transmutation (polymorph[]) sorcerer/wizard 5, alchemist 5 1 standard action Range: touch Duration: 1 min/level Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
56:23 <diebot> This spell transforms a willing creature into an animal, humanoid or elemental of your choosing; the spell has no effect on unwilling creatures, nor can the creature being targeted by this spell influence the new form assumed (apart from conveying its wishes, if any, to you verbally).  If you use this spell to cause the target to take on the form
56:23 <diebot> of an animal or magical beast, the spell functions as beast shape II. If the form is that of an elemental, the spell functions as elemental body I. If the form is that of a humanoid, the spell functions as alter self.  The subject may choose to resume its normal form as a full-round action; doing so ends the spell for that subject.
56:32 <Mekkis> !spelldesc polymorph an%
56:32 <diebot> Mekkis, POLYMORPH ANY OBJECT transmutation (polymorph[]) sorcerer/wizard 8 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Duration: see text Save: Fortitude negates (object); see text SR:yes (object)
56:35 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/polymorph_any_object.html
04:12 <Deceased> !save init: 1d20+5 initiative
04:14 <diebot> Deceased, 1d20+5 initiative saved as @init
04:27 <Deceased> @init
04:29 <diebot> Deceased, initiative: [1d20=1] 6
11:17 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 13th 9am (first steps 3,kapow) / Sun 14th 11am (tier 3-7,mekkis) / Sat 20th 9am (first steps 2,kapow) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au 
11:17 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Oct  8 22:33:01 2012
11:17 <***> Buffer Playback...
11:20 <***> Playback Complete.
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07:26 <Steven> yo
08:32 <Steven> how goes it peoples
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26:39 <Mekkis> alright, Steven 
26:45 <Mekkis> !spelldesc nap sack
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31:24 <Steven> sup sup?
33:16 <Mekkis> !spelldesc polymorph an%
33:18 <diebot> Mekkis, POLYMORPH ANY OBJECT transmutation (polymorph[]) sorcerer/wizard 8 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Duration: see text Save: Fortitude negates (object); see text SR:yes (object)
33:18 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/polymorph_any_object.html
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37:21 <Mekkis> I should do the same for items
45:50 <Hydrazine> All items?
45:54 <Hydrazine> Take a while to put in, huh?
47:50 <Mekkis> nah
47:55 <Mekkis> I've got all the spells in there
48:05 <Mekkis> I wrote a script to do items as well
56:15 <Mekkis> !spelldesc nap stack
56:16 <diebot> Mekkis, NAP STACK necromancy ([]) cleric 3 1 minute Range: 30 ft. Duration: 8 hours Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
56:17 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/nap_stack.html
00:35 <Steven> kick ass
00:38 <Steven> well done mekkis
00:54 <Mekkis> I think I need to put components in the first line
01:04 <Mekkis> and PFS legality
02:03 <Hydrazine> Neat.
02:20 <Hydrazine> !spelldesc acid splash
02:23 <diebot> Hydrazine, ACID SPLASH conjuration (creation[acid]) sorcerer/wizard 0, summoner 0, inquisitor 0, magus 0 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:no
02:23 <diebot> You fire a small orb of acid at the target. You must succeed on a ranged touch attack to hit your target. The orb deals 1d3 points of acid damage. This acid disappears after 1 round.
02:34 <Hydrazine> Classy.
02:54 <Steven> no classy would be if it typed it to you as an english man would
02:57 <Steven> this is just bad ass.
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11:25 <Steven> im so totaly not away
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12:46 <Steven> TASHES!!!!!
13:04 <Tashes> STEVEN!!!!one!!eleven
13:27 <Steven> oh snap
13:32 <Hydrazine> Dorks.
15:09 <Steven> totaly jelly of our fun huh?
18:26 <Steven> tomorrow if it doesnt rain.  i get to pour concrete! yay!
19:17 <Mekkis> what are you building?
19:40 <Steven> a concrete slab
19:50 <Steven> i dug the hole today
19:56 <Mekkis> what's the slab for?
20:30 <Steven> Hot tub foundation
20:37 <Mekkis> ah
20:55 <Mekkis> I'm assuming the US doesn't have as stupid laws as bne.qld has
21:05 <Mekkis> (for a hot tub, you need to fence it)
21:20 <Steven> then... after we get the slab all done, we get to build a fence around it, and then a roof
21:20 <Tashes> yeahyou don't have to fence pools in the states either
21:24 <Tashes> i think its terribl
21:28 <Steven> no not required, 
21:33 <Brunius> But Mekkis, a child could drown!
21:44 <Tashes> or a puppy!
22:04 <Mekkis> a child could drown in a fish pond too, but you don't need to fence them!
22:06 <Steven> well they will either learn to swim or thats what we like to call survival of the fittest
22:20 <Mekkis> true
22:29 <Steven> its a mistake they will only ever make once....
22:32 <Mekkis> I thought it was survival of the guy with the bigger gun
22:36 <Steven> okay thats just a dick move of mine lol
24:04 <Brunius> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsnJe1sauEU
24:16 <Brunius> Mekkis, build one for Grolschmir
24:23 <Mekkis> what?
24:32 <Brunius> The link
24:53 <Steven> youtube is just being super slow for me today for some reason
27:38 <Steven> ooooooooo magnets making things float.....
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13:30 * Steven snores slightly
13:41 <Avatar> zzz
16:04 <Steven> im bored out my mind right now
16:19 <Steven> aint nothin to do till midnight
17:06 <Avatar> run a game
17:15 <Brunius> dooo eeet
17:27 <Avatar> midnight for you is a whopping 40 minutes away
17:33 <Steven> midnight is in 40 minutes...
17:33 <Avatar> you can't even take a nap in that time
17:39 <Steven> not really
17:48 <Avatar> #firstworldproblems
17:54 <Steven> exactly!
18:32 <Steven> although according to some peoples assertions the US is a 3rd world country
20:22 <Steven> meh mekkis aint here i guess.
21:07 <Steven> so... anybody wanna do some mock combat?
23:27 <Steven> or i guess i could just go play some java games...
25:20 <Steven> wonder if my character is still stored on the Malevolence server 
25:23 <Avatar> zzz
27:37 <Steven> nope....
27:39 <Steven> sad panda
28:52 <Steven> my friends and i used to charm the White Dragon and take it to the center of the main town.
29:30 <Steven> used to piss people off to no end when they would go Autopilot w/ scripts and end up dying
31:43 <Steven> so..... how bout them slutty pandas?
31:50 <Hydrazine> Skanks!
31:54 <Brunius> I know man
32:33 <Steven> <insert racial joke about blacks and whites>
37:28 <Steven> ugh......
38:34 <Steven> sam gets on, "Steven, I am really super duper tired tonight.  I am going to go to bed.  Would it be okay if we talked tomorrow morning at around 7am?"  Then she gets offline.
39:07 <Brunius> What, not even waiting for an answer?
39:18 <Steven> nope
39:26 <Avatar> drop her
39:29 <Brunius> bit rude
39:37 <Steven> seriously right?
39:46 <Steven> too tired for common courtesy?
40:00 <Steven> im callin that woman!
40:04 <Steven> brb
43:25 <Steven> alright.... so shes sick on top of it....
43:28 <Steven> now i feel like a dick
44:35 <Brunius> How long have you waited around to talk to her?
46:07 <Steven> its hard to calculate, cause grandma goes to bed at around 8pm... and then sam didnt get off till 1130
46:13 <Steven> she stops off to get herself some dinner
46:33 <Steven> and then usually gets home around midnight
46:50 <Avatar> if she didn't make any mention of being sick, you're off the hook
46:51 <Steven> so.... 3.5 hours
47:03 <Brunius> So you wait what 3 and a half hours to talk to her, then she says one sentence and leaves
47:16 <Steven> but, i wasnt specifically just sitting around waiting
47:21 <Steven> i been watching TV and what not
47:35 <Steven> stupid women problems!
47:43 <Steven> anyways....
47:47 <Avatar> to be fair she is a woman
47:53 <Steven> im free now...
48:12 <Steven> at least till i get tired and go to sleep
52:31 <Brunius> dm a game!!!
53:23 <Steven> i dunno bout a whole game
53:23 <Steven> im looking into other things though
57:27 <Steven> avatar do you happen to know if the Pathfinder Tales are PFS legal?
59:30 <Steven> reading the guide to see...
02:29 <Mekkis> they are
03:16 <Steven> cool they do....
03:16 <Steven> i got a few extra boons i didnt know about
03:28 <***> Buffer Playback...
03:29 <***> Playback Complete.
06:16 <Mekkis> !recentsheets
07:27 <Wrothmonk> boredom...
08:22 <***> Buffer Playback...
08:22 <***> Playback Complete.
08:22 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 8 00:10 440
08:22 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 8 00:10 414 Kalara
08:22 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 8 00:09 289 Mort
08:22 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 4 00:06 308 Buck
08:22 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 2 00:07 394 Rabble
10:26 <Steven> uhhhhhhh my friend brian just invited me to go to a gaming event
11:12 <Steven> miniature reenactment of some civil war battles.
12:21 <Brunius> DM some PFS for us instead
12:51 <Steven> alright who wants to run CA?
13:23 <Mekkis> why can't you?
13:35 <Steven> dont i have to open ports?
13:58 <Mekkis> ore reverse ssh tunnel
14:02 <Mekkis> or use IPv6
14:15 <Mekkis> or use the web server thingy that I don't know if it works
14:26 <Brunius> It does
14:39 <Steven> what web server thingy?
14:42 <Brunius> I can't remember how to make it work, but it does
15:34 <Steven> avatar care to share some knowledge?
16:03 <Brunius> I think you just tick use web server
16:06 <Brunius> and it does stuff
16:10 <Brunius> then you give them your IP
16:17 <Brunius> and it redirects or something
16:20 <Brunius> through the web server
16:56 <Mekkis> why don't you just forward ports or use IPv6?
17:23 <Steven> not my router
18:05 <Steven> damn.... now i gotta make maps....
19:43 <Steven> connection to web server failed.
20:06 <Brunius> call it a bitch
20:07 <Brunius> and try again
20:16 <Steven> or do i just listen?
21:55 <Steven> anyone wanna get on there and see if im connected?
22:57 <Brunius> What's your IP?
23:03 <Steven> 98.238.248.59
23:21 <Brunius> Man, I don't have CA on this compy
23:43 <Brunius> which build?
24:15 <Steven> 2.2
24:39 <Steven> 103
26:26 <Brunius> It says I'm connected
26:31 <Brunius> You wanna whack some counters on?
26:55 <Steven> there are no connected clients
30:38 <Steven> damn.... bill is coughing up a storm
31:51 <Steven> how about we do it tomorrow that way i have time to get some maps made up along with some text blocks
32:58 <Steven> anyways... what level should i prep?
33:11 <Steven> makin me GM debut on here, dont wanna run something cold lol
33:45 <Hydrazine> says i'm connected, but I don't see anything.
39:27 <Avatar> does anyone want to play a game this weekend but hasn't signed up to a game yet
40:39 <Tashes> i wanna, but i'm gonna be away
41:04 <Avatar> when are you here to play
41:08 <Steven> so what tier should i pick probably 1-7 is the best bet huh?
41:23 <Avatar> are you running a game?
41:35 <Steven> if i can get CA to work, i will be.
41:45 <Avatar> what's the problem with it
42:19 <Steven> my grandma doesnt want me foolin around with her router
42:58 <Steven> doesnt matter i fixed the damn thing so it would work for them
43:23 <Brunius> I'd like to play a game
43:28 <Brunius> This weekend
43:31 <Steven> im tellin ya man... no faith
43:45 <Avatar> what tier do you need brunius
43:51 <Brunius> 5 would be ideal
44:26 <Avatar> 5-9 ?
44:38 <Brunius> if that's what you wish to run
44:42 <Avatar> or do you want a 1-5
44:49 <Brunius> Bairaq is level 5
44:56 <Brunius> I'd like to play him
44:59 <Avatar> no preference on tier though?
45:09 <Brunius> Something that won't kill me would be nice.
45:35 <Avatar> alright anyone else
48:27 <Steven> so... whatcha guys think... some seapon 4 scenario action... ramp up the difficulty rating a little?
48:51 <Brunius> As long as it's not goblinworks incident
49:00 <Avatar> scenario 4 is not a good idea on an impulse scenario choice
49:04 <Avatar> season*
49:07 <Brunius> DO IT
49:24 <Steven> well im not doing it right this second
49:30 <Steven> and i wouldnt inflict the incident on people
49:39 <Avatar> I'll probably run wonders in the weave
49:40 <Brunius> I didn't think it was that bad
49:51 <Steven> not after Walter TPKed the party with one spell.
50:03 <Brunius> Ha
50:05 <Brunius> Which encounter?
50:08 <Steven> course... we had some bad rolls
50:23 <Avatar> there must have been more than one spell
50:27 <Steven> the very last one.
50:41 <Steven> no he  managed to kill 3 people with the damage from one spell.
50:51 <Avatar> were they already damaged
51:01 <Steven> nope
51:04 <Steven> from full to dead
51:18 <Steven> have you played it yet?
51:21 <Avatar> 3 casters failing saves
51:25 <Avatar> no
51:37 <Steven> then... im not saying anything else
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52:25 <Brunius_> Mekkis massacred our last encounter
55:44 <Avatar> yeah our scenario accounted for mekkis
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56:49 <Steven> thinkin a 3-7 tier 
57:00 <Avatar> I'd like to run the game on the saturday, but kapow is running first steps and I might be playing in it
57:21 <Steven> yay! you get to play with honey
57:27 <Steven> shes a healer
57:36 <Avatar> yay you get to play with judas
57:38 <Avatar> he'll betray you.
57:42 <Steven> yay!
57:51 <Steven> honey will forgive him!
58:02 <Steven> shes super kind and helpful.
58:04 <Avatar> what are you, silver crusade
58:09 <Steven> nope
58:11 <Steven> Osirion
58:23 <Avatar> tomb raider?
58:28 <Steven> okay morts not in here
58:40 <Steven> Shes an oracle w/ the blackened curse
58:47 <Avatar> and tomb raider
59:02 <Steven> she takes -4 on weapon rolls but adds some fire spells to her spell list.
59:12 <Steven> nope. no tomb raider
59:26 <Avatar> I sort of think osirion is a bit of a cop out
59:34 <Avatar> I don't know anyone who roleplays osirion well
59:41 <Steven> Folnor....
59:48 <Steven> but you have never played with him.
59:50 <Avatar> tomb raider folnor?
59:57 <Steven> yup.
00:01 <Avatar> yep
00:21 <Avatar> I'm no exception, tomb raider Cairo
00:34 <Steven> he is a cloistered cleric, studies the ancient ruins of osirion
00:42 <Steven> got his brain eaten by a nasty mob
00:46 <Avatar> what a coincidence, Cairo is also a cloistered cleric
00:53 <Avatar> who got his brain eaten by a nasty mob
01:25 <Steven> and then was raised in the service of the Ruby Prince as part of the Risen Guard
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02:58 <Steven> I have a great time every time I go to Osirion(usually just Sothis, cause thats where most of the scenarios take you)
03:13 <Steven> spent the prestige points to get the title the Constant
03:42 <Steven> so walter lets me boss guards around whenever i go there.
04:27 <Avatar> mekkis did that once
04:32 <Avatar> v.annoying
06:22 <Steven> we were getting in trouble with the guards for something, and i became visable(folnor rocks a ring of invisibility) and was like, Hey im <insert gnome name +titles>  I am here on the authority of the Pathfinders with special orders from the Prince, you will forget everything you have seen and go upon your business.
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06:41 <Steven> rolled a diplomacy check which folnor is very good at
06:43 <Steven> and the guard was like okay peace
07:28 <Avatar> ok peace
07:45 <Steven> then i threatened my cohorts to not break any more laws or ide throw them in jail myself.
08:06 <Avatar> hmm I think that comes under pvp
08:27 <Steven> its RP...
08:40 <Steven> i didnt let them loot or anything... i kept running around smacking peoples hands
09:03 <Steven> Andrew opened a drawer and found some diamond dust, picked it up and started pocketing it
09:36 <Steven> and folnor dropped out of invisibility, smacked his hand and made him put it back
10:16 <Avatar> RP pvp is still pvp
11:05 <Steven> It was a wonky situation
11:12 <Steven> because it was part of my faction mission
17:25 <Avatar> it was part of your faction mission to put a party member in jail
17:43 <Steven> let me grab the faction mission.
17:44 <Avatar> is there something about osirion that we don't know about
24:21 <Steven> i dunno what is up with the internet over here... bein slow as shit
24:28 <Steven> im downloading at like 30kbs
24:44 <Steven> restarting brb
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37:51 <Steven> what a pain in the ass
48:13 <Steven> alright... so what tier should i do
48:37 <Steven> 1-7 3-7 or 5-9
48:45 <Brunius> 5-9
48:49 <Brunius> In Season 4
51:23 <Steven> hmmmmm theres only two 5-9
52:05 <Avatar> 5-9
52:08 <Ziria> green market was great fun
54:34 <Steven> i think imma look at a different teir....
55:09 <Avatar> 1-5 would work
55:18 <Steven> #4–02: In Wrath’s Shadow looks like its gotten good reviews
55:34 <Ziria> it's a good one too
55:57 <Avatar> ziria you just think they're all good
56:07 <Ziria> no I don't
56:09 <Avatar> I can appreciate that
56:13 <Avatar> PFS ftw
56:40 <Ziria> but in the season 4 stuff I've played so far has been good
58:25 <Ziria> well, sanos abduction was fun in the roleplay sense, otherwise not so great
59:59 <Steven> thinking maybe Storming the Diamond gate....
00:03 <Steven> its 3-7
00:23 <Avatar> when do you plan to run this game steven
00:45 <Steven> dunno, whenever i get the maps set up
00:55 <Avatar> that takes like 2 seconds
03:41 <Steven> oh wait i did this one before.... i dunno if i want to GM this one here....
10:43 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
11:16 <Steven> alright found the one imma run
11:25 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 13th 9am (first steps 3,kapow) / Sun 14th 11am (tier 3-7,Mekkis) / Sat 20th 9am (first steps 2,kapow) / Sat 20th 10am (tier 5-9,Avatar) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au 
11:30 <Steven> looks like  theres a good player pool that havent done it
11:32 <Steven> #55: The Infernal Vault 
11:43 <Avatar> when do you want to run it
11:48 <Avatar> I am keen to play that one
12:08 <Steven> lets grab it the 21st
12:25 <Avatar> what time, what timezone
13:54 <Avatar> ???????
14:11 <Steven> 11am too early for you guys?
14:26 <Avatar> what timezone
14:38 <Steven> australia time zone?
14:54 <Steven> +10 i tink?
14:56 <Avatar> we're running ours at 9am/10am/11am
15:01 <Avatar> +11
15:11 <Avatar> what does adjust to for you though
15:17 <Avatar> what timezone are you in
15:53 <Steven> im in -8
16:46 <Steven> i think it should work out for it to be your guys sunday at 11-12
16:46 <Avatar> are you sure
18:03 <Avatar> I'll set it up without sending invites and let the site tell us
19:22 <Avatar> go take a look and see if that time is okay for you http://www.pfrpg.com.au/schedule.php5?id=78
20:01 <Steven> yeah looks good.
20:13 <Avatar> what time does it work out for you
20:45 <Steven> 5pm on saturday
20:58 <Avatar> nice
22:23 <Steven> took me a while to find a scenario that i had played but not GMed, and that most people hadn't played
23:04 <Avatar> invites sent
24:18 <Steven> yay already one accept
25:04 <Avatar> the game will fill quickly no doubt
34:40 <Steven> oh yeah i remember this one now... this is gonna be fun.
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07:40 <Steven> yo
08:46 <Steven> how goes it peoples
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09:37 <Mort-> This is confusing
09:46 <Mort-> 2 games run concurrently?
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13:48 <mortswishytail> 2 games at same time?
13:51 <mortswishytail> Or close?
13:58 <mortswishytail> I'm puzzled
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26:54 <Mekkis> alright, Steven 
27:00 <Mekkis> !spelldesc nap sack
31:38 <Steven> sup sup?
33:31 <Mekkis> !spelldesc polymorph an%
33:32 <diebot> Mekkis, POLYMORPH ANY OBJECT transmutation (polymorph[]) sorcerer/wizard 8 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Duration: see text Save: Fortitude negates (object); see text SR:yes (object)
33:32 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/polymorph_any_object.html
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37:37 <Mekkis> I should do the same for items
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46:05 <Hydrazine> All items?
46:09 <Hydrazine> Take a while to put in, huh?
48:04 <Mekkis> nah
48:10 <Mekkis> I've got all the spells in there
48:20 <Mekkis> I wrote a script to do items as well
56:30 <Mekkis> !spelldesc nap stack
56:30 <diebot> Mekkis, NAP STACK necromancy ([]) cleric 3 1 minute Range: 30 ft. Duration: 8 hours Save: Will negates (harmless) SR:yes (harmless)
56:31 <diebot> The description is too long to send over IRC. View http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/spells/nap_stack.html
00:49 <Steven> kick ass
00:53 <Steven> well done mekkis
01:08 <Mekkis> I think I need to put components in the first line
01:19 <Mekkis> and PFS legality
02:17 <Hydrazine> Neat.
02:35 <Hydrazine> !spelldesc acid splash
02:35 <diebot> Hydrazine, ACID SPLASH conjuration (creation[acid]) sorcerer/wizard 0, summoner 0, inquisitor 0, magus 0 1 standard action Range: close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels) Duration: instantaneous Save: none SR:no
02:35 <diebot> You fire a small orb of acid at the target. You must succeed on a ranged touch attack to hit your target. The orb deals 1d3 points of acid damage. This acid disappears after 1 round.
02:48 <Hydrazine> Classy.
03:08 <Steven> no classy would be if it typed it to you as an english man would
03:11 <Steven> this is just bad ass.
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33:53 <MekkisScreen> ooks like tomorrow we're playing a session with three wizards and a paladin
34:42 <Steven> where at?
35:20 <MekkisScreen> Spring hill
36:08 <MekkisScreen> I like the whole Detect Evil = fall over due to the strength of the aura
36:57 <Steven> so its at an actual table game.
37:09 <MekkisScreen> of course
37:25 <Steven> you GMing?
37:48 <MekkisScreen> no. playing one of the wizards
38:53 <Steven> sounds like entirely too many wizards
39:34 <MekkisScreen> sounds like a good spell sharing exercise
40:06 <Steven> spell casters love folnor
40:16 <Steven> if they run out of spells, he gives them some lol
40:36 <MekkisScreen> I meant the spellbooks
40:39 <Steven> and he always prepares Nap Stack
41:06 <MekkisScreen> what's that?
41:12 <Steven> 8hrs worth of rest in 2hrs time
41:20 <MekkisScreen> Deceased has the massacre stick...
41:40 <Steven> doesnt help divine casters, but arcane love it
42:04 <MekkisScreen> what's the stick called?
44:47 <MekkisScreen> taking wizard prestige classes makes getting spells hard
45:01 <MekkisScreen> spent about 4000gp on spells
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50:23 <MekkisScreen> "you Will help me, or I'll kill everyone who happens to be in this direction
11:40 <Steven> im so totaly not away
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