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18:41 <MekkisScreen> .
28:11 <fuedR> ..
02:08 <Avatar> MincedSushi: it's rude to say we are boring when you are being boring
02:49 <MincedSushi> Avatar: it's rude to point out that I'm being rude good sir :P
03:05 <MincedSushi> <3
05:10 <Avatar> pretty sure that's actually quite polite
05:40 <Hydrazine> You should fight over it.
06:15 <Avatar> roll for initiative !
08:44 * MincedSushi accidently eats his dice
09:08 <MincedSushi> THEY ARE NOW A PART OF ME. I AM NOW ONE WITH FATE.
14:09 <Hydrazine> ..For about a day or so.
14:14 <Hydrazine> Depending on your fiber intake.
33:15 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 27th 10am (first steps 2 cont'd,kapow) | Sat 27th 3pm (tier 1-5,Ballig) | Sat 3rd 10.30am (tier 5-9,Avatar) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au 
33:15 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Wed Oct 24 06:16:48 2012
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49:24 <MekkisScreen> is there a way to disguise spellcasting
52:30 <fuedR> you can blend it with a bardic performance cant u?
52:37 <Hydrazine> I know there was in 3.5, not sure about pfs.
58:06 <fuedR> !feat spellsong
58:09 <diebot> fuedR, SPELLSONG []Prereq:  Cha 13, bardic performance class ability, able to cast 1st-level spells.  You can blend the power of your performance and spellcasting.
58:09 <diebot> Benefit:  You can combine your bardic performance and your spellcasting in two ways.  First, you can conceal the activity of casting a bard spell by masking it in a performance. As a swift action, you may combine your casting time of a spell with a Perform check. Observers must make a Perception or Sense Motive check opposed by your Perform check
58:09 <diebot> to realize you are also casting a spell. This uses 1 round of your bardic performance ability, regardless of the spell's casting time. Second, as a move action, you can use 1 round of bardic performance to maintain a bard spell with a duration of concentration. You can cast another spell in the same round you are using bardic magic to maintain
58:09 <diebot> concentration; if you do this, your concentration on the maintained spell ends when you end the bardic performance the spell is part of. Source: UM
19:57 <Tashes> TOMORROW IS NOT THE THIRD OF DECEMBER
20:00 <Tashes> so i'll be here
20:03 <Tashes> ^_^
31:11 <Ballig> was there a chance for it to be the third of december
39:33 <Steven> what up peeps
44:39 <Tashes> Ballig: i meant to type november. I honestly though ttomorrow was the 3rd of nov
45:13 <Ballig> have you been stoned all week
45:27 <Tashes> no!
45:31 <Tashes> not even a little bit!
46:17 <Tashes> so yay, fork and spork tomorrow :D
47:20 <Ballig> gods help us all
01:44 <Ballig> you can't see anyone anymore
02:16 <Honey> ill cast bless
02:37 <Ballig> movement remains
02:43 <Honey> ill move to the staircase
02:55 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
03:15 <Korum> !roll 1d20+4
03:16 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+4: [1d20=2] 6
03:27 <Korum> !roll 1d20+3
03:28 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
03:35 <Ballig> you fall
03:44 <Ballig> and take 1 damage
04:51 <Ballig> a pendulum swings at Quarzuket and hits him
05:04 <Ballig> for 4 damage
05:10 <Ballig> Quarzuket: make an acrobatics check
05:35 <Honey> the +1 attack and damage is competence
05:48 <Honey> the save vs fear and charm is moral
05:59 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4
05:59 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24
06:07 <Ballig> another pendulum swings at Quarzuket
06:21 <Ballig> it swings by his ear and barely misses him
06:25 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
06:42 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6+1+1
06:42 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+6+1+1: [1d20=14] 22
06:49 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+1+1+1
06:49 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+1+1+1: [1d20=2] 5
06:55 <Ballig> the falchion hits
07:03 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+4+1
07:03 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d6+4+1: [1d6=3] 8
07:12 <Ballig> the elf is looking very hurt
07:14 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
07:29 <Steven> i got this boon called living legend.  and its got 10 uses
07:34 <kapow> I am missing Pallid Plague on paizo
07:36 <kapow> it's not reported
07:43 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
07:50 <Honey> climb ladder
07:59 <Ballig> 20 feet of movement to climb the ladder
08:05 <Honey> !throw 1d20-4
08:05 <diebot> Honey, 1d20-4: [1d20=18] 14
08:09 <kapow> and I have done among the living avatar :P
08:20 <kapow> i mean among the dead
08:32 <kapow> still got among the living to do :P
08:38 <Honey> Y16
08:43 <Honey> no i was moving half speed
08:45 <Steven> Living Legend: Long has the legend of Lady Mazuur Haunted Absalom, and even now bards rush to add your name into these tales as the dventurer who set the menace to rest.
08:49 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
08:50 <Honey> my character is cautious
09:04 <Korum> !roll 1d20+4
09:04 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+4: [1d20=2] 6
09:07 <Steven> None can doubt your prowess and may channel this excellence as a free action to gain the advance simple template for one round
09:11 <Ballig> you fail to move along the catwalk
09:19 <Ballig> a pendulum swings at Quarzuket
09:23 <Steven> you may only use this ability ten times, after using it blah blah blah 10 times
09:25 <Ballig> and hits him
09:32 <Ballig> for 4 damage
09:36 <Ballig> acrobatics, Quarzuket
09:41 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4
09:41 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+4: [1d20=14] 18
09:42 <Steven> Also got a Free Townhouse Property Vanity
09:48 <Ballig> another pendulum hits him
09:54 <Ballig> for 6 damage
09:55 <Avatar> mekkis is quite a slow news reporter
10:01 <Ballig> another acrobatics
10:02 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4
10:03 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17
10:08 <Ballig> (I see this as the guy being all "get off me! get off me! ahhhh!")
10:15 <Ballig> okay, Quarzuket stays on the catwalk
10:17 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
10:23 <Steven> but yeah... advanced template is pretty sweet
10:36 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6+1+1 falch
10:36 <dicebot> Quarzuket, falch: [1d20=3] 11
10:50 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+1+1+1 bite
10:50 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bite: [1d20=8] 11
10:55 <Ballig> both attacks miss
10:57 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
10:59 <Avatar> let me tell you what is a great boon
11:02 <Avatar> signature goddamn spell
11:21 <kapow> pallid plague is from a month ago :P
11:35 <Steven> +2 on all rolls including damage and Special ability DCs +4 to AC and CMD, +2 hp/hd
11:47 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20+4
11:48 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+4: [1d20=7] 11
11:58 <Ballig> and you hit!
12:00 <Ballig> roll damage
12:14 <Honey> obviously less than 10
12:18 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d8
12:18 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
12:19 <Honey> or 11 even
12:26 <Honey> whatever it is i mean
12:28 <Steven> dont know that one avatar.
12:29 <Ballig> your blunderbluss blows up in his face and he begins dying
12:39 <Avatar> it's on ruby phoenix tournament
12:49 <Avatar> I played it before the new rules came in and applied it to my level 3 witch
12:58 <Brunius> It's pretty good
13:03 <Brunius> Pity I couldn't take it on Bairaq
13:03 <Avatar> pick a spell, use it at CL +2
13:07 <Avatar> for the rest of your life
13:17 <Steven> oh yeah!... thats pretty cool
13:32 <Steven> Folnor would get more use out of that then Ausk.
13:37 <Avatar> I'd still recommend playing it and applying it to a 1st level character just for the amazing chronicle
13:42 <Avatar> even though you only get minimal potential gold
14:03 <Steven> blessing of fervor for +2 rounds...
14:04 <Avatar> as soon as I hear that some of you jokers want to play it I will run it, because I am itching to run it
14:23 <fued> ill run anything a level 1 can haha
14:38 <Quarzuket> "LOOT!"
14:48 <Avatar> you need to roll up a makeshift level 11 PFS legal character for it
14:55 <Avatar> do it and set one aside if you like
14:56 <Korum> !roll 1d20+7
14:56 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25
15:16 <Honey> "I'll go check on the Minotaur!"  
15:17 <Brunius> Avatar, the spell has to be available to you at the time it gets
15:17 <Avatar> it will likely run over 2 or 3 sessions
15:20 <Brunius> applied
15:23 <Korum> "MWAHWHAHA ITS MINE"
15:30 <Korum> "yeah im outta cure spells"
15:32 <Avatar> so pick a level 1 spell that you plan to keep using
15:33 <Brunius> so on a first level character it will be first level spells
15:37 <Avatar> there are plenty of them
15:45 <Brunius> but they're largely capped
15:45 <Avatar> the one I took was level 1, even though I was level 3
15:57 <Steven> a magus would have tons of fun with that one
15:57 <Ballig> Avatar: are you sure it still works that way
15:59 <Brunius> eg "a max of X missiles at level X"
16:03 <Honey> i explain it to him very calmly
16:07 <Ballig> didn't the 4.1 rules change modules
16:09 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10 Diplo
16:09 <diebot> Honey, Diplo: [1d20=13] 23
16:19 <Avatar> what do you mean
16:30 <Ballig> I mean I don't think you can create a character or use a pregen in a module anymore
16:33 <Ballig> you have to actually play your character
16:35 <Avatar> it changed it so you can't apply credit to a level 3 character
16:43 <Avatar> oh really
16:53 <Ballig> and you get credit on that character
17:00 <Ballig> rather than any character of any tier like you used to be able to
17:20 <Honey> you should probably type that into chat... cause now it sounds like you are a little off in the head.
17:29 <Quarzuket> :D
18:01 <Steven> ack performance rules....
18:16 <Avatar>  A player who uses a pregenerated 
18:16 <Avatar> character must apply the Chronicle sheet to a newly created 
18:16 <Avatar> 1st-level character or hold the Chronicle sheet until his 
18:16 <Avatar> character reaches the level of the pregenerated character.
18:32 <Avatar> that's under modules
18:52 <Hydrazine> FOR DINNAR!
19:24 <Quarzuket> yay
19:36 <Honey> yeah i got full prestige too!
19:39 <Honey> on Salvanar
19:40 <Korum> "good work guys, so how about those beers now?"
20:17 <Honey> you guys are welcome for my awesome channels
20:24 <Quarzuket> :)
20:43 <Steven> probably should play ruby pheonix before im disqualified from playing it
20:46 <Ballig> modules below level 9
20:51 <fued> do things like rapid shot work with thrown weapons?
21:14 <Steven> for iraqi currency? 
21:23 <fued> it just says "ranged weapon" not bow/crossbow
21:31 <Ballig> PM me your PFS number, and how much gold, exp and prestige you had before the game starte
21:33 <Ballig> +d
21:38 <Ballig> anyone with day job rolls can make them now (or take 10 if you want)
21:56 <Honey> is that a new ruling?
22:01 <Steven> or is that spelled dinar
22:02 <Honey> you are now allowed to take 10 on dayjobs?
22:07 * Steven shrugs
22:18 <Ballig> Avatar: what level module is ruby phoenix?
22:24 <Ballig> maximum first steps is 417
22:30 <Ballig> yeah, it's a new ruling in 4.2
22:39 <Korum> !roll 1d20+14
22:40 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+14: [1d20=14] 28
22:42 <Steven> 10-12
22:56 <Ballig> then you can't play a pregen because it's not "a module below level 9"
23:02 <Steven> anyways.
23:09 <Steven> what it is...
23:43 <kapow> I was talking to mekkis last night i recon they should give you a boon for completing a retirment path for a character
23:44 <Steven> sam just got offline, shes been a pain in the ass ever since she learned i was comming back home on the 3rd
24:13 <kapow> successfully living through your entire pfs career and retiring the character give you a racial or trait boon you can apply to another character or characters in future
24:17 <kapow> i think that would be cool :P
24:30 <Steven> women... cant live with em, illegal to keep them in a box and only bring them out when you need a piece.
24:43 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20+7
24:43 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=12] 19
24:45 <kapow> because you can't play that character anymore :(
25:23 <Steven> well there is no retirement anymore, its possible to get up to level 17 or 18 now
25:34 <Steven> well no manditory retirement
26:55 <Ballig> what's that roll for blunderbuss
27:21 <Quarzuket> got my pm?
27:48 <Ballig> yep yep, thanks
27:51 <Ballig> I'll email the chronicle sheet to you
28:08 <Quarzuket> thank you
29:13 <Steven> i suppose you could probably get all the way to 20 if you went to all the special events like paizocon, gen con, pax
31:12 <blunderbuss> thanks
31:25 <blunderbuss> when you level up do you roll the hp or anything?
31:40 <blunderbuss> !rolll 1d6
31:44 <Honey> no
31:51 <blunderbuss> its half?
31:56 <Quarzuket> you get half your Hit dice + CON
32:04 <Honey> you get half your hit die+1
32:06 <Honey> +con
32:25 <blunderbuss> 3+3=6?
32:32 <Ballig> it's half plus one isn't it
32:38 <Honey> so if you have a d8 you get 5+con
32:51 <Ballig> page 10 of the PFS guide
33:02 <blunderbuss> right but i am multclassing into socrerer
33:02 <Ballig> a gunslinger gets 6hp + con modifier at level up
33:10 <blunderbuss> thats why i am confused
33:13 <Steven> in other news, i have cheetos
33:22 <Ballig> sorcerer gets 4 + con modifier
33:26 <Korum> is there any penalties for multiclassing in pathfinder?
33:28 <Steven> hmmmmm ausk has 2ok
33:34 <Steven> 20k even
33:35 <blunderbuss> i dont think so
33:58 <Ballig> you can only have one favoured class
34:01 <Ballig> unless you're a race that gets more than one
34:08 <Honey> you might lose out on favored class bonus but thats it
34:15 <Ballig> when you level up in a level of a favoured class, you get either +1hp or +1 skill point (your choice)
34:33 <blunderbuss> right when its non fav you dont get it
35:19 <Korum> if i took a sorcerer rank with bard, would i get 2 seperate lists of spells or would they just add casts per day?
35:27 <Steven> gonna watch some v for vendetta
35:51 <Ballig> two separate lists
36:08 <blunderbuss> yep
36:26 <Steven> maybe a ring of energy shroud
36:53 <Korum> so i can redo my character at any point till i hit level 2 yeh?
44:41 <Steven> Ring of Foe Focus pretty cool
44:55 <Steven> This ring of jagged steel gives the impression that it was salvaged from a suit of armor and then crudely bent into a circle. The wearer of the ring can, at will, designate any one opponent she can see as a particularly dangerous foe. She gains a +2 bonus to her AC and saving throws against attacks made by that opponent until she designates a new enemy.
45:25 <Steven> doesnt specify a duration
46:09 <Steven> or how many times it can be used...
46:24 <Steven> everytime you go into combat... oh you, you look dangerous.  woot woot!
46:31 <fued> single target tho
46:43 <Steven> so... for 10k its pretty boss
47:29 <blunderbuss> yea itslegal
47:39 <blunderbuss> once you hit level 2 your set
51:28 <blunderbuss> just as blunderbuss becamse a musket master right before he became level 2
51:35 <blunderbuss> and in level 2 a level of soc
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56:27 <Ballig> change nicks back
57:23 <blunderbuss> hi?
57:28 <Ballig> sup
57:37 <spider21b> good game
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05:59 <Brunius> fued: Where are you, geographically?
16:02 <Avatar> Ballig: 11
16:13 <fuedR> 14
16:32 <Ballig> Avatar: can't pregen it then
17:27 <Avatar> yeah I just noticed
17:31 <Avatar> it explains it by not explaning it
17:37 <Avatar> explaining*
18:27 <fuedR> not sure i like my bard, feels like im not doing a huge amount in fights haha
20:57 <Ballig> what do you want to do in combat
21:05 <fuedR> not suck horribly lol
21:15 <fuedR> im guessing its just the lack of HP at lvl 1
21:19 <fuedR> and weak weapons
21:28 <Ballig> didn't you smash up a giant leech that was killing blunderbuss
22:00 <Honey> well, you have to look at it from the perspective that whenever you are performing, you are doing 1 of that persons damage, if 3 people are hitting him you are doing 3 hp damage per turn
22:15 <Honey> you also get to cast other spells
22:30 <fuedR> i might look into bard sub-types
23:28 <steven> and then once you get inspire 2, martial classes will be having multiple attacks
24:09 <steven> so, say off of a barb, you will probably end up doing 4 damage
26:18 <steven> so thats the first round of combat
26:35 <steven> second round of combat you begin summoning a creature and maintain your performance
26:47 <steven> so the barb hits does his damage, some of which is yours
26:55 <steven> next turn your summoned creature pops up
27:08 <steven> you maintain
27:15 <steven> you throw out a buff spell
27:25 <steven> your creature runs in gets an attack off
27:32 <steven> so now you are up to 6 damage per turn
27:40 <steven> just off of you and a barb
28:48 <fuedR> hmm do i wanna give up versatile performance for massive combat boost
28:52 <steven> next turn your summoned creature takes full attacks(3 of them), barb takes full attacks(2 of them) so now lets say 80% of them hit, well you did 8 damage
29:28 <steven> bards basicaly run around giving little bonuses everywhere
29:35 <fuedR> Yeah
29:44 <fuedR> i like that part
29:57 <steven> at first level you dont have a large enough pool to grab things from
30:07 <steven> so they do a lot less
31:02 <steven> over time though they become much stronger than barbarians just because they have so much more they can do.
31:34 <steven> a barbarian peaks at around 6th level.  They dont get much stronger, but they dont get any weaker either
32:18 <steven> a bard starts to platue at about level 9-10
32:47 <steven> in pathfinder society mind you
33:19 <steven> in home brews where the level goes to 20, it completely changes the dynamic 
33:30 <steven> but with 12 being where most people stop playing a character
34:10 <fuedR> Im thinking i might try arcane duelist bard
34:15 <steven> wizards never stop getting better, but the first few levels are pretty dead for them too
34:21 <fuedR> yeah
34:57 <steven> so, if you can suffer through the first couple of levels of bard you will notice you get a lot better as time goes on
36:30 <steven> also if you want to make friends with barbarians... pick up invigorate 
37:14 <fuedR> i was thinking enlarge person lol
37:34 <steven> enlarge person if good if you can cast it before combat, but in combat its a full round action.
38:48 <steven> and its not on bards spell list, so you have to UMD it.
38:54 <fuedR> ah ok
39:15 <steven> but its not a bad spell to have on hand
39:22 <steven> my bard carries a scroll of it around
39:55 <steven> oh and saving finale
40:18 <steven> its a great spell, immediate action, you end your performance, and somebody gets to reroll
40:25 <steven> a failed save
41:08 <fuedR> are uncommon races allowed to be used?
41:10 <fuedR> in pfs
41:42 <steven> core races and Aasimar Tieflings and Tengus are allowed without boons
41:50 <fuedR> ah ok
42:06 <steven> if you go to a convention thats large enough
42:18 <steven> that is running enough pfs tables
42:24 <steven> you could manage to get other boons
43:08 <steven> some of which could unlock another race for play with one character
43:44 <steven> currently i have a fetchling, tiefling, ifirit and.... some other crap race
43:50 <steven> that im probably never going to use
44:25 <steven> alright im goin to bed.
44:32 <steven> i need sleep
44:36 <fuedR> cya
50:33 <Steven> anybody gonna be in the Palouse Region of Washington, United states on December 1st and 2nd... if so you are totally invited to come play pathfinder and meet all my friends.
56:40 <fuedR> bit far for me sorry
04:34 <kapow> gore attack 4 rounds per day vs +2 on attack rolls and +1 on damage
04:38 <kapow> which would you take?
16:46 <steven> i couldnt sleep
16:55 <kapow> !roll 2#1d20+16; 1d20+15
16:56 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+16: [1d20=16] 32, [1d20=14] 30; 1d20+15: [1d20=7] 22
17:22 <Ballig> were you thinking about fued naked
17:24 <Ballig> that's what I've been doing
17:39 <Ballig> I keep spelling fued wrong because I want to say feud
19:06 <steven> no.... i got hungry....
19:47 <Ballig> hungry for fued? I can understand that
20:26 <kapow> !roll 2#1d3+10+4+2+1
20:27 <dicebot> kapow, 1d3+10+4+2+1: [1d3=3] 20, [1d3=2] 19
20:31 <kapow> !roll 2d6
20:31 <dicebot> kapow, 2d6: [2d6=5,1] 6
26:59 <fuedR> !roll 1d20+3
26:59 <dicebot> fuedR, 1d20+3: [1d20=1] 4
33:40 <Steven> i really gotta stop falling asleep on the couch...
35:33 <Steven> its really quite uncomfortable
37:04 <Tashes_> Sounds like you need a more comfortable couch
37:33 <Steven> well my grandmother certainly does.
44:01 <Avatar> Steven: I ended up moving my bed into my living room so that I would stop doing that
49:54 <kapow> nice nat 1 bro
49:59 <kapow> !roll 2#1d20+16; 1d20+15
50:00 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+16: [1d20=17] 33, [1d20=12] 28; 1d20+15: [1d20=1] 16
50:03 <kapow> :P
07:40 <Avatar> not sure whether to take critical focus or impact critical shot with buck
20:00 <Brunius> Yes.
20:32 <Avatar> how helpful brunius
20:39 <Brunius> You know me
20:42 <Avatar> thank you, that's very informative
23:13 <Brunius> I'd probably take impact critical
23:22 <Brunius> if you're going for the whole spam crits thing
23:37 <Avatar> what spam crits thing
23:59 <Brunius> if you are using an archetype (in the wider sense) that spams crits
24:27 <Avatar> buck's a gunslinger
24:32 <Avatar> I don't know what spamming crits is
24:53 <Brunius> you know, keen, whatever that feat is that does something for them
25:10 <Avatar> I want to focus on getting more critical hits
25:11 <Brunius> I'd think there are better options than those two if you aren't causing lots of crits
25:31 <Avatar> unless there's some other standout feat or two, but I don't think there is
27:33 <Brunius> !spelldesc Burning Hands
27:33 <diebot> Brunius, BURNING HANDS evocation ([fire]) sorcerer/wizard 1, witch 1, magus 1 1 standard action Range: 15 ft. Duration: instantaneous Save: Reflex half SR:yes
27:34 <diebot> A cone of searing flame shoots from your fingertips. Any creature in the area of the flames takes 1d4 points of fire damage per caster level (maximum 5d4). Flammable materials burn if the flames touch them. A character can extinguish burning items as a full-round action.
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30:52 <Russo> Howdy
33:09 <Ballig> sup
34:09 <Russo> Waiting for First Steps 2 continued with kapow
36:34 <Ballig> cool cool
42:04 <Steven> poop
42:13 <Mekkis> .
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55:31 <kapow> roll call
56:04 <Hydrazine> Spork!
58:00 Avatar gives channel operator status to kapow
59:12 <Hydrazine> Is it time?
02:05 <kapow> thats why i am roll calling
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06:53 Tashes_ is now known as Spork
06:58 <kapow> missing steven
07:02 <Spork> hay kapow!
07:07 <Spork> today's not the 3rd of November!
07:20 <Hydrazine> You're not spork!
07:36 <kapow> 3rd nov is avatar
09:46 <kapow> need steven here
10:16 <Hydrazine> Balls.
10:19 Spork is now known as Fork
10:53 <tashphones> Well then... Back in bed!
11:19 <kapow> thought you had sky diving
11:31 <tashphones> Yeah, but
11:42 <tashphones> Today's not the 3rd of Nov
12:02 <tashphones> I honestly lost a week and thought it was
12:11 <kapow> ah
12:14 <kapow> russo you there
12:16 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
12:20 <Russo> Yes
12:39 <tashphones> However, parents are coming over at 3, so ill have to go then
13:15 <tashphones> Hi Steven!
13:23 * tashphones claps
13:40 Hydrazine is now known as Spork
15:36 kapow gives voice to Fork
15:50 kapow gives voice to Russo
15:55 kapow gives voice to Spork
15:58 kapow gives voice to Steven
17:51 <kapow> steven
18:48 tashphones is now known as frok
19:29 kapow gives voice to frok
21:59 <kapow> 220.245.217.184
22:22 <Steven> hey....
22:36 <kapow> i don't like dot dot dot dots
22:44 <Spork> Put on your Honeysuit!
22:50 <Steven> i got a wicked sweet migraine
22:58 <Steven> so imma put in minimal effort
23:04 Steven is now known as Honey
23:35 <Spork> Have you tried eating an orange?
23:51 <Honey> i got the whole shabangabang Pain, dizzy, nausea, sight and hearing
23:56 <Honey> and no, i hate oranges
25:04 <kapow> steven if your really not well like i said can let you out and put in a pregen to finish the scenario
25:22 <Honey> no cause then bill will want to interact... and he is loud and annoying
26:51 <Russo> He sill losing to your grandma?
27:14 <Honey> he will always lose to my grandma
27:18 <Russo> still, rather
27:19 <Honey> shes smarter than he is
30:06 <Honey> i took the scroll off of mort
30:14 <Honey> and used it
31:43 * Spork looks around.
31:51 <Honey> Question: How many rounds of rage do you two have left?
31:54 <Spork> "Ya think theres more of them things in 'ere, Honey?"
31:59 <Spork> 5/10
32:11 * frok hugs Steven better
32:29 <Honey> okay, im at 2/6 channels
32:37 <Russo> 2 left?
32:45 <Honey> yes, 2 out of 6
33:03 <Russo> "Well, I still have my healing stick."
33:55 <Spork> "Fork, that some kinda dragon?"
35:18 * frok bonks spork
35:18 <frok> "that's no dragon silly"
35:37 <Honey> wait we going into the room?
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36:09 * frok looks around
36:13 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
36:14 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=1] 3
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36:26 <Honey> no... you manage to find your foot.
36:29 <frok> !throw 1d20+2 per
36:29 <diebot> frok, per: [1d20=10] 12
36:34 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1
36:34 <dicebot> Russo, 1d20+1: [1d20=2] 3
36:44 <Honey> russo manages to find your other one
37:10 <Spork> "Hey! Thats one hairy foot! Is your foot hairy like that, Spork?
37:31 * frok kicks fork in the shin
37:38 <frok> "yep!"
37:51 * Spork bonks Spork on the head.
37:56 * frok shrugs and walks out of the room
38:05 * Spork takes Fork's sword and gives him an axe.
38:15 <Spork> "Hold on that for me. Look scary with it."
38:42 <Honey> "Was there nothing in there?"
39:04 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 Perc
39:05 <diebot> Honey, Perc: [1d20=16] 17
39:40 <frok> !throw 1d20+2 lookin' aboot 
39:40 <diebot> frok, lookin' aboot: [1d20=10] 12
40:09 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Perception
40:09 <dicebot> Russo, Perception: [1d20=18] 19
40:12 <Honey> i think we are having roasted chicken
41:02 <frok> "honey, izzat supposed to move?"
41:10 <Honey> ill create water over its head!
41:12 <Spork> "Hey, wassat thing movin? Is it 'sposed to?"
41:54 <Honey> awwwwww i was typing it out
42:12 <Russo> !roll 1d20+3 ranged touch attack
42:12 <dicebot> Russo, ranged touch attack: [1d20=4] 7
42:26 <Honey> its probably prone
42:40 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 initiatives!
42:40 <diebot> Spork, initiatives!: [1d20=18] 20
42:42 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 init
42:43 <diebot> Honey, init: [1d20=10] 10
42:46 <Russo> 1d20+3 Initiative
42:54 <frok> !roll 1d20+2 the smart one
42:54 <dicebot> frok, the smart one: [1d20=2] 4
42:54 <Russo> !roll 1d20+3 Initiative
42:54 <dicebot> Russo, Initiative: [1d20=11] 14
43:08 * frok snatches the bandanna
43:16 <frok> "Im the pretty one!"
43:25 <Spork> "Good, cause I'm the strong one."
43:28 * frok looks ridiculously happy
43:43 <Spork> 5ft in, raise my sword and bonk it! and bite it too.
44:11 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 sword; 1d20+1 bite!
44:11 <diebot> Spork, sword: [1d20=11] 17; bite!: [1d20=15] 16
44:29 <Spork> !throw 2d6+7 sword; 1d4+2 bite!
44:29 <diebot> Spork, sword: [2d6=6,5] 18; bite!: [1d4=1] 3
44:43 <Spork> "See? Strong brother!"
44:43 * frok cheers
44:59 <Russo> "Taste like chicken?"
45:03 <Spork> "Kinda crunchy. Dry really. Needs.. um. Whats that thing, Spork?"
45:11 <Spork> "Garlic? Nutmeg? One of them things."
45:14 <frok> "beer?"
45:19 <Spork> "That too."
45:35 * Spork bonks any other bones laying around, just incase.
45:56 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
45:56 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=14] 16
45:59 <Honey> "what about the room to our left?  Should we see if its clear before we move on?"
46:01 <frok> !roll 1d20+2
46:01 <dicebot> frok, 1d20+2: [1d20=17] 19
46:11 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Perception
46:11 <dicebot> Russo, Perception: [1d20=4] 5
46:13 <Honey> sorry right... as per map?
46:40 <Honey> okay... i have it.... whats in it.
47:03 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 spellcraft
47:03 <diebot> Honey, spellcraft: [1d20=14] 19
47:04 <Russo> !roll 1d20+5 Spellcraft
47:04 <dicebot> Russo, Spellcraft: [1d20=13] 18
47:10 <Honey> and im smarter!
47:11 <frok> I think.... I have.... An eclipses addiction....
47:34 * frok bonks phone
47:59 <Honey> "what about the room to our left?  Should we see if its clear before we move on?"
48:06 <Honey> that would be Map right.
48:08 <Spork> "Uh, where'd the dead girl say we was goin?"
48:36 <Honey> "She didn't.  She just lead us to the scroll room."
48:38 <Russo> "I think it was the kobolds, where the whatsit had the jade katana?"
49:07 <Honey> okay we proceed on!
49:36 <Honey> "Also, the word on the statue back there was fire."
49:50 <Honey> or water
49:53 <Honey> i dont remember which
50:07 <Honey> whichever it was thats the one i say
50:14 <Russo> Water in the deadend hall.
50:24 <Honey> yeah, thats the one.
50:25 <Russo> Hydras were water
50:48 <Honey> lets clear it out
50:51 <Honey> we head over there
51:09 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 perc
51:10 <diebot> Honey, perc: [1d20=3] 4
51:13 <frok> 1roll 1d20+2 per
51:14 <Spork> "Smells like Spork's boots.."
51:22 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Perception
51:22 <dicebot> Russo, Perception: [1d20=16] 17
51:27 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
51:28 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=9] 11
51:29 <frok> !roll 1d20+2
51:29 <dicebot> frok, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15
51:32 <Honey> also, i think im going to go throw up right quick... be back in a few.
52:37 <frok> "wassat? Stop doing this. You are a wall."
53:03 <Russo> !roll 1d20+3 Initiative
53:04 <dicebot> Russo, Initiative: [1d20=2] 5
53:19 <frok> !throw 1d20+2 Innit
53:19 <diebot> frok, Innit: [1d20=18] 20
53:21 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 init
53:21 <diebot> Spork, init: [1d20=12] 14
53:41 * frok puts the banana on Spork head
53:48 <frok> "you so pretty"
54:16 <kapow> !roll 1d20+0 init honey
54:16 <dicebot> kapow, init honey: [1d20=12] 12
54:48 <frok> !throw 1d20+6 smash
54:48 <diebot> frok, smash: [1d20=4] 10
55:13 <frok> !roll 1d12+7 squelch?
55:13 <dicebot> frok, squelch?: [1d12=2] 9
55:41 <frok> "i said stop it! You're a wall!"
55:56 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 sword it to death!; 1d20+1 bite it too, just to make sure
55:57 <diebot> Spork, sword it to death!: [1d20=17] 23; bite it too, just to make sure: [1d20=12] 13
56:09 <Spork> !throw 2d6+7 damages; 1d4+2 more damages
56:10 <diebot> Spork, damages: [2d6=5,2] 14; more damages: [1d4=4] 6
57:24 <frok> "honey... Why did the wall attack me?"
58:12 <frok> "poh fork, did you have to?"
58:36 <frok> !throw 1d20+2 per
58:36 <diebot> frok, per: [1d20=7] 9
58:46 <Russo> "Someone going to explore that area?
58:55 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Perception
58:55 <dicebot> Russo, Perception: [1d20=13] 14
59:01 <Spork> walk in!
59:11 <Spork> because I'm the Big Bad Scary brother today.
59:34 <Russo> Ithought you were the pretty one right now.
00:33 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 open the door with MEANING
00:34 <diebot> Spork, open the door with MEANING: [1d20=19] 24
00:49 <Spork> "Huh. Some dead guy."
00:56 <Spork> Anything on him?
01:01 <Russo> "He got anything?"
01:13 <Spork> "Nah, hes nekkid."
01:17 <Spork> next door.
01:30 * Spork kicks the skeleton just to make sure.
02:03 <Spork> !throw 2#1d20+5 opening doors like a MAN
02:03 <diebot> Spork, opening doors like a MAN: [1d20=16] 21, [1d20=13] 18
02:31 * Spork gives Fork the bandana.
02:44 * frok beams pretty
03:08 <Spork> "Hey, one o' you smart folks, read this thing."
03:42 <Spork> "Boring. Whats the other guy got, Spork?"
03:48 <kapow> The letter introduces the
03:49 <kapow> ambassador as Xeng Li, and describes the gift to Taliq
03:49 <kapow> Asad—a jade katana, a representation of the Li family’s
03:49 <kapow> honor
05:04 <Spork> "You can knock down the next door."
05:13 <Spork> "Unless the little'un wants do to it?"
06:36 <Honey> alright back...
06:51 <Russo> It's a Zen door
07:05 <Honey> sorry my grandma was an RN for like 20 or so years, and she asked me about a thousand questions
07:19 <Spork> "We're why our village had heavy curtains instead of doors.."
07:23 * frok pats Steven on the head
07:30 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Perception
07:30 <dicebot> Russo, Perception: [1d20=19] 20
07:33 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 Perc
07:33 <diebot> Honey, Perc: [1d20=15] 16
07:34 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
07:34 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=9] 11
08:09 <Honey> i say thats earth back there on that statue.
08:14 <frok> !throw 1d20+2 smart brother per
08:14 <diebot> frok, smart brother per: [1d20=14] 16
08:40 <Honey> i look at the language, and read it.
09:31 <Honey> thats usually how these things go
09:48 <Honey> gorks fire juice?
09:56 <Honey> gerks
09:56 <kapow> “Gurk’s Fire Juice”
10:22 <Spork> "Gurk? Think I know a Gurk.. Do we know a Gurk?"
10:37 <Honey> i grab a vial of the fire juice
10:40 * Spork pushes Fork ahead.
10:51 <Honey> anyone need poked with a wand?
10:52 <frok> "door!"
10:53 <Russo> I give a vial to each of us.
10:56 * frok opens it
11:38 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 perf
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11:39 <diebot> Honey, perf: [1d20=8] 9
11:41 <frok> !roll 1d20+2
11:42 <dicebot> frok, 1d20+2: [1d20=12] 14
11:48 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perceptio
11:48 <diebot> Spork, perceptio: [1d20=2] 4
11:55 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Perception
11:55 <dicebot> Russo, Perception: [1d20=15] 16
12:29 <Honey> im not a cleric
12:33 <Honey> im an oracles
12:43 <Honey> that will end up channeling more than an oracle ever could.
12:52 <Honey> or rather cleric
13:06 <Honey> level 12 i will be channeling at the level of an 18 cleric
13:07 <Russo> "And I am a Priest."
13:29 <Honey> and then ill have a phylacary of positive channeling, giving me an extra 2d6 healing
13:45 <Honey> oh yeah.... im going to be a channeling god!
13:56 <Honey> yup
14:09 <Honey> and i dont think anyone will EVER mind
14:16 <Honey> except for DMs
14:32 <Honey> i will go up to the door and listen real carefully
14:33 <Russo> "I hear some sort of chittering from that room."
15:01 <Honey> !throw 1d20-4 stealth @kapow
15:15 <Honey> yeah thats right -4!
15:36 <Honey> armor check penalty
16:06 <Honey> now my grandma is trying to get me to eat something
16:11 <Honey> ugh....
16:29 <Honey> yes please force feed me food so i can throw up some more... that sounds lovely
16:57 <frok> "someone's talking in here!"
17:02 * frok whispers
17:24 * Honey holds up a finger to fork and spork clearly signaling them to wait.
17:32 <frok> Maybe have a cup of tea or something Steven?
17:51 * Spork waits. Badly. He occuplies himself by making faces at Fork.
18:00 * frok plays childish 'be quiet' games with Spork
18:00 <Honey> what is being said?
18:44 <Honey> i think that must be an australian thing
18:56 <Honey> because my teachers never played those games
19:05 <kapow> the last thing you heard before the voices stopped was "Shhh I think somethings stealing our stuff in the other room."
19:15 <Honey> they played the send steven to the Principals office game
19:28 <Honey> i whisper this to everyone else.
19:40 <Honey> and then pull them back into the hallway
19:57 * frok clumps after honey
20:17 <Russo> !roll 1d20+3 Initiative
20:18 <dicebot> Russo, Initiative: [1d20=13] 16
20:26 <Spork> !throw 1d20+3 initiative
20:27 <diebot> Spork, initiative: [1d20=15] 18
20:28 <Honey> lol
20:29 <Honey> high
20:47 <frok> !throw 1d20+2 
20:48 <diebot> frok, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
21:01 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 init
21:02 <diebot> Honey, init: [1d20=7] 7
21:22 * frok baffled
21:27 * frok Bonk it
21:45 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 bonk it for my brother!
21:46 <diebot> Spork, bonk it for my brother!: [1d20=13] 19
21:55 <Spork> !throw 2d6+7 damages!
21:55 <diebot> Spork, damages!: [2d6=5,5] 17
22:23 <Spork> "Where the hell you goin?"
22:26 * frok makes shrek scary ogre sounds
22:37 <Spork> "Huh. Got a mess on my sword, Fork. You put that there?"
22:39 * Honey looks a little sick.
23:47 <frok> !roll 1d20+6 Bonk!
23:47 <dicebot> frok, Bonk!: [1d20=1] 7
23:59 * frok flails
24:16 * frok adjusts banana
24:35 * Spork 5fts NE and shows Fork how its done!
24:47 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 greatsword; 1d20+1 bite
24:48 <diebot> Spork, greatsword: [1d20=8] 14; bite: [1d20=7] 8
25:08 <Spork> !throw 1d12+7 KILL IT
25:08 <diebot> Spork, KILL IT: [1d12=8] 15
26:18 <Russo> !roll 1d20+3 Ranged Touch
26:18 <dicebot> Russo, Ranged Touch: [1d20=13] 16
26:22 <Honey> ray of frost so good except for when fighting lemurs
26:29 <Russo> !roll 1d3
26:30 <dicebot> Russo, 1d3: [1d3=2] 2
26:43 <Honey> they have resists through the rough
26:47 <Honey> roof
27:02 <Honey> immune fire, 10 frost 10 electricity
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28:27 <Honey> Move E6 swift wand into hand
28:33 <Honey> ready to heal first person who gets hit
28:53 <Honey> they arent people
29:32 <Honey> they would actually just get a cover bonus
30:09 <Spork> Beat em up and make room for fork!
30:25 <Honey> the one thats uglier because its been hit lol
30:29 <Spork> RAGE
30:38 <Spork> !throw 1d20+7 greatsword; 1d20+2 bite
30:38 <diebot> Spork, greatsword: [1d20=15] 22; bite: [1d20=7] 9
30:47 <Avatar> I could get mobility now and shot on the run at 11th
31:02 <Spork> !throw 2d6+10 kill it, then move out the way for Fork
31:02 <diebot> Spork, kill it, then move out the way for Fork: [2d6=3,5] 18
31:10 <Spork> straight south
31:39 <Honey> kobold version of fork and spork
32:08 <frok>  !roll 1d20+10
32:09 <dicebot> frok, 1d20+10: [1d20=7] 17
32:32 <Honey> i am bowing to pressure
32:32 <frok> !throw 1d12+13 join your brother
32:32 <diebot> frok, join your brother: [1d12=11] 24
32:46 <Spork> any more? end rage.
32:49 <Spork> 4/10
32:58 * frok highfives Spork
33:00 <Honey> i gotta go grab a roll
33:17 <frok> And some water Steven!
34:10 * Spork gives Fork a sword and takes an axe.
34:37 <frok> !roll 1d20+2 per
34:37 <dicebot> frok, per: [1d20=17] 19
34:46 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Perception
34:46 <dicebot> Russo, Perception: [1d20=7] 8
34:49 <Spork> "Huh. Broke door. Have I been here?"
35:31 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Perception
35:32 <dicebot> Russo, Perception: [1d20=11] 12
35:33 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception too
35:34 <diebot> Spork, perception too: [1d20=2] 4
35:50 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 perc
35:51 <diebot> Honey, perc: [1d20=11] 12
36:27 <frok> "dragon?!"
36:28 <Honey> that says fire
36:28 <Spork> "Huh. Didn't I just kill him? Nah, not quite.. Hes wimpier.."
36:40 <Honey> "That says Fire."
36:53 * frok inspects the dragon, a little too interested
36:55 <Spork> "Oh. Right. Don't see any fire."
37:20 <Honey> Reptality?
37:34 <Russo> Dracophilia
37:57 <Honey> grandma made me eat peanut butter too
38:05 <Honey> I mentioned it says fire in the script
38:21 <Honey> but not in kelish
38:26 <Honey> just in common
38:33 <Honey> cause i dont speak kelish
38:53 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 reflex
38:53 <diebot> Honey, reflex: [1d20=5] 6
38:55 <frok> "hey Spork! Dat dragon is romancin' me!"
39:16 <Honey> dragon tryin to make it HOT HOT HOT!
39:17 <frok> !throw 1d20+2
39:17 <diebot> frok, 1d20+2: [1d20=11] 13
39:24 <kapow> !roll 1d4
39:24 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4: [1d4=2] 2
39:39 <frok> "ouchouchouch"
39:46 * Spork laughs at Fork
39:53 <frok> "playin' hard to got, i see..."
40:04 <frok> !throw 1d20+2 per
40:04 <diebot> frok, per: [1d20=17] 19
40:15 <Honey> "What just happened?"
40:17 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
40:17 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=20] 22
40:42 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 perc if applicable
40:42 <diebot> Honey, perc if applicable: [1d20=16] 17
40:50 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 Init
40:51 <diebot> Honey, Init: [1d20=4] 4
40:52 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 init
40:52 <diebot> Spork, init: [1d20=20] 22
40:53 <Russo> !roll 1d20+3 Initiative
40:53 <dicebot> Russo, Initiative: [1d20=9] 12
40:57 <Honey> oh yeah my 4.... epic
41:02 <frok> !roll 1d20+2
41:02 <dicebot> frok, 1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5
41:28 <Honey> do i have time to say something?
42:49 <Honey> or are we going into combat?
42:49 <Russo> Yes to both, I would think.
42:49 <Honey> "You!  Kobold!  I have a deal for you!"  If i have time to say such a thing
42:49 <kapow> "I am no kobold!"
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28:43 <Mekkis> should be spelled "Splayde"
28:57 <fuedR> dont spose theres any feats which increase spells cast per day? lol
29:05 <Mekkis> no
29:07 <Mekkis> there are items
29:35 <fuedR> nothing for level 1 tho i assume haha
29:41 <Mekkis> no
29:54 <Mekkis> that's the problem with wizards at level 1
31:34 <tashes> Mekkis smd 
31:42 <Mekkis> smd?
31:51 <tashes> Also ill be in bris Dec 5-11
32:14 <Mekkis> I'll see what's on
32:21 <Mekkis> will you be around on the evening of the 5th?
32:31 <tashes> Kapow said we should all catch up on thurs-Fri
32:34 <tashes> Yeah
32:55 <Mekkis> I'll try to run something on Sunday 9th
33:35 <tashes> Im coming up cos its Miles' 30th, so Im busy all weekend
34:13 <Mekkis> ah
37:10 <Mekkis> there will be Something scheduled on Wednesday 5th
46:16 <Mekkis> yay
46:29 <Mekkis> after 222 posts, we have an [O]fficial ruling!
08:23 <Avatar> what do you say [O]
08:25 <Avatar> why*
08:48 <Mekkis> it's a carry-over from MTGJUDGE-L
09:06 <Mekkis> it expresses itself correctly
09:41 <Avatar> how does that work
10:03 <Mekkis> basically, there's a bunch of discussion on various topics
10:38 <Mekkis> and eventually, a Wizards employee (generally Scott Marshall) makes an [O]fficial ruling, which is then accepted
12:05 <Avatar> but why does it have [O] on it
12:13 <Avatar> why doesn't scott marshall just make an official ruling
12:29 <Hydrazine> Because its just always been done like that?
12:47 <Avatar> in the forums?
12:49 <Avatar> or what
43:23 <Steven> because Wotc are retarded.
46:01 <Steven> too bad i cant plan in the tanlge... such a fun scenario
50:11 <Steven> life oracle 2nd level spell just sucks sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much
50:16 <Steven> detect undead.... yay!
51:27 <Steven> the rest of them are awesome though
51:39 <Steven> lesser restoration (4th), neutralize poison (6th), restoration (8th), breath of life (10th), heal (12th
51:51 <Steven> , greater restoration (14th), mass heal (16th), true resurrection (18th).
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57:26 <mamoulianfh> hello
58:55 <Steven> hi
04:47 <Steven> tangle in an hour! yay for you guys!
08:12 <Mekkis> Avatar, because they're not inforums
16:10 <fuedR> do you guys use voice chat? or irc to run it?
16:20 <Mekkis> yes
16:31 <Steven> we use both.
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25:54 <spider21b> hello forhere for the 9 pm game
27:03 <Ballig> sup
27:14 <Ballig> spider21b, spider21b, does whatever a spider21b does
27:21 <Ballig> can he swing from a web? no, he's a spider21b
27:24 <Ballig> watch ooooooout it's spider21b
30:57 <fuedR> oh yeahe
31:09 <Hydrazine> I bet he can swing from a web.
32:51 <Avatar> Mekkis, that doesn't make any sense
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33:38 <Ballig> sup boreez
34:25 <spider21b> xd
34:38 <spider21b> so the game is a foot in a few?
35:32 <spider21b> i got a a character who is almost level 2 who is a gun slinger named blunderbuss
35:57 <Ballig> haha
36:00 <Ballig> so creative :P
36:21 <fuedR> i have a human bard
36:33 <Mekkis> called "Harp"?
36:41 <fuedR> nope he uses an accordian
36:44 <Ballig> Harper
36:49 <Mekkis> is his name "Accordian"?
37:03 <Mekkis> do accordians exist in Golarion?
37:07 <Ballig> actually, Harper is an awesome bard name
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43:06 <Hydrazine> An accordian playing bard?
43:14 <Hydrazine> But nobody actually likes accordian music.
43:23 <Hydrazine> You might as well play a pair of cymbals.
43:25 <Mekkis> that's what "Countersong" is all about!
44:24 <spider21b> back
44:30 <fuedR> he also sings
44:39 <fuedR> double the performance
44:59 <Hydrazine> You never see a bard who specializes in the pipe organ.
45:09 <spider21b> blunderbuss is a gunslinger 1860's steam punk who just lost his wife and child becuse he didn't spend enought time with them
45:09 <Mekkis> spider21b, you should give your character a better name. Some GMs discriminate against characters based on the amount of thought a player puts into their character.
45:32 <Avatar> you should always give in to discrimination
45:44 <Mekkis> indeed!
45:44 <spider21b> true
45:55 <fuedR> give him a real name but a callsign of blunderbuss maybe
45:58 <Avatar> listen to the dickhead GMs and keep playing iwth them
46:02 <spider21b> btw, have you guys heard of 1920's english rapping?
46:04 <Hydrazine> I had a friend who I introduced to D&D. He named his first 5 characters or so Bob.
46:25 <spider21b> http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=professor%20elemental%20fighting%20trousers%20instrumental&source=web&cd=4&ved=0CCsQtwIwAw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D0iRTB-FTMdk&ei=c1WLUMjSBMj3iwK9o4HQBQ&usg=AFQjCNEN6h8MAQkifMOcEwZounFJqKUydg&sig2=a43KjzjbZd9-8fxOsIScvQ
46:37 <spider21b> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iRTB-FTMdk
46:51 <Hydrazine> Until we harassed and discriminated him enough that he reconsidered.
47:00 <Mekkis> good job Hydrazine!
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47:37 <spider21b> xd
47:52 <spider21b> this is hip hop not an elf night xd
48:44 <spider21b> nice sir hydrazine
49:02 <Hydrazine> Don't call me sir. I was never an officer and proud of it.
49:18 <Hydrazine> Blueshirts FTW.
49:34 <fuedR> so what am i supposed to join with this CA program?
49:49 <Hydrazine> The information shall come to pass.
49:50 <Avatar> wait until ballig gives you an IP address 
50:05 <Hydrazine> See, we just said the same thing, but I did it better. And faster.
50:09 <spider21b> so hydrazine are we playing on skype?
50:15 <Avatar> I think I did it better
50:16 <fuedR> ah ok
50:17 <Hydrazine> I'm not playing with you guys.
50:19 <Avatar> and you just had a headstart
50:23 <spider21b> o i see
50:31 <Hydrazine> I already had some D&D today.
50:34 <Hydrazine> Spork kicked ass.
50:37 <Avatar> hydrazine secretly wants to play
50:46 <fuedR> !roll 1d20
50:47 <dicebot> fuedR, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
50:55 <Hydrazine> Eh, maybe.
50:56 <spider21b> avatar  we are playing on this?
51:36 <Avatar> what
51:36 <spider21b> well i have 3 level ones i am picking blunderbuss becuse one more game and he is level 2
51:53 <spider21b> i mean playing pathfinder on mibbit?
52:11 <Hydrazine> Do I even have a character of the right level for this?
52:15 <Avatar> yeah, IRC, CA and skype
52:29 <Avatar> I think it actually has 7 players
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56:09 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Ballig
56:54 * Ballig removes channel operator status from Avatar
56:54 Ballig gives voice to spider21b mamoulianfh fued
57:13 <Ballig> seven people signed up, only three are here with 3 minutes to go
58:26 <fuedR> woo
58:33 <mamoulianfh> is not feudR is 4th?
58:40 <Ballig> we have fued and fuedR
58:46 <Ballig> I don't know which is the real fued
58:56 <fuedR> fuedR is my laptop
58:57 <mamoulianfh> i c
58:58 <fuedR> fued is my PC
59:11 <fuedR> so fuedR comes and go, but fued stays forever
59:20 <Ballig> which one is playing
59:22 <fuedR> fuedR
59:30 * Ballig removes voice from fued
59:30 Ballig gives voice to fuedR
59:32 <Hydrazine> No no. Diamonds are forever.
59:44 mamoulianfh is now known as Quarzuket
00:51 <Ballig> Avatar: do you have Sarien or dov5731 on skype
01:38 <Ballig> I swear dov5731 was on earlier today
02:03 <Hydrazine> Is the table short?
02:18 <Ballig> 7 people signed up and only 3 are here
03:17 <spider21b> yep
03:20 <spider21b> i signed up late
03:35 <spider21b> spider21b on skype
03:36 <Ballig> wasn't kapow here earlier today
03:59 <spider21b> idk
04:15 <Hydrazine> He ran a game earlier.
06:28 <fuedR> said he was gonna go play some planetside 2
06:32 <Ballig> what character are you using fuedR and spider21b?
06:35 <fuedR> then never came back lol
06:38 <Ballig> yeah I just texted him asking what was going on
06:40 <fuedR> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=539
06:46 <fuedR> human bard
07:01 <spider21b> i got my sheet on mythweavers
07:07 <Ballig> PM it to me
07:36 <Steven> you guys got a full table or need somebody to sit in?
07:54 <Ballig> only 3 of the 7 people who signed up are here
07:55 <spider21b> we only got three according to teh posts
07:56 <Ballig> but I texted kapow
10:34 <Steven> well if you need somebody to sit, im available
10:52 <spider21b> you dont want to play steven?
10:57 <Ballig> he's played it before
11:17 <Steven> its basically so ballig doesnt have to play a pregen.
13:34 <Ballig> all right, they've had 15 minutes and kapow isn't responding
13:38 Ballig gives voice to Steven
14:10 <Steven> tier?
14:23 <Quarzuket> my skype name is mamoulianfh btw
14:33 <fuedR> fuedone here
16:11 <spider21b> hold on
16:39 <Ballig> Steven: most likely 1-2
19:11 <Steven> alrighty...
19:14 <Ballig> Steven: looks like we got a fourth
19:25 <Steven> cool cool.
19:30 <Steven> kapow comming?
19:39 <Ballig> spider21b's friend
19:51 <Steven> awesome possum!
20:07 <Steven> i like the sound of that name... time to make a new character
20:21 <Hydrazine> A possum totem druid?
20:28 <Steven> ohhhhhhhhh mans.
22:13 <Hydrazine> I wonder how Fork and Spork would do without someone like Honey around.
22:34 <Steven> we already know
22:42 <Hydrazine> Disaster?
22:43 <Steven> remember first steps 1 where you all ended up in jail.
22:53 <Hydrazine> ...Yeah.
23:10 <Steven> thats pretty much how it would go
25:22 <Quarzuket> did i miss CA IP?
25:26 <Ballig> !find Quarzuket
25:26 <dicebot> Ballig, http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=510
26:08 <Quarzuket> it is missing gold update from last session i played
26:16 <Ballig> :O
26:35 <Quarzuket> kapow forgot to send me the first steps 1 sheet
26:49 <Ballig> what a jerk!
26:52 <Ballig> fuedR: change your nick
26:53 <Quarzuket> :)
26:56 <Ballig> also spider21b
28:45 fuedR is now known as Korum
29:35 <Ballig> /nick Blah
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29:45 * Ballig removes voice from Steven
29:45 Ballig gives voice to kristina
29:46 spider21b is now known as blunderbuss
30:05 <Steven> good luck guys!
30:14 <Steven> and girls if applicable
30:19 <blunderbuss> xd
30:25 <kristina> http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=412333
31:12 <Ballig> you guys need to figure out your subtier
31:38 <Korum> whats a subtier?
31:44 <Avatar> what level are you
31:46 <Korum> 1
31:48 <Ballig> the overall tier is 1-5, the subtiers are 1-2 and 4-5
31:57 <Avatar> you'll want 1-2 then
31:59 <Ballig> most of you guys are levels 1-3, but Kristina is 5
32:01 <Avatar> 4-5 is for levels 3-5
32:05 <Ballig> so you will need to figure out what subtier you want
32:05 <Avatar> 1-2 is for levels 3-5
32:12 <Avatar> over average party level
32:23 <Avatar> unless you are playing with a bunch of 4's and 5's
32:35 <Avatar> or you are feeling lucky, punk
32:39 <Avatar> higher tier = higher rewards
32:53 <Korum> im a bard i plan to sit back and pretend to be useful
35:00 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20
35:00 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20: [1d20=13] 13
35:09 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20
35:10 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
37:29 <Ballig> The descent down through the forgotten maintenance tunnels 
37:30 <Ballig> and  natural  caverns  below  Absalom  has  been  mercifully 
37:30 <Ballig> uneventful,  and  offers  plenty  of  time  to  think  back  on  the 
37:30 <Ballig> events of the day.
37:34 <Quarzuket> I think I missed CA IP :(
37:36 <Ballig> Messengers  found  you  across  Absalom  before  sunrise  and 
37:37 <Ballig> summoned you to the Grand Lodge on orders from Venture-Captain  Drandle  Dreng.  His  milky,  half-closed  eyes,  normally 
37:37 <Ballig> offering  a  bearing  of  regal  decrepitude,  instead  looked  sour 
37:37 <Ballig> as  he  apologized  for  the  early  hours  and  introduced  a  thick 
37:37 <Ballig> man bearing the scars of many horrific burns seated in a chair 
37:37 <Ballig> in  Dreng’s  office,  his  feat  soaking  in  a  small  metal  bucket  of 
37:37 <Ballig> steaming  water.  Behind  him  stand  two  enormous,  heavily 
37:37 <Ballig> armored  half-orcs,  their  arms  crossed  over  their  massive 
37:40 <Ballig> chests and all four of their eyes constantly scanning the room 
37:41 <Ballig> for  danger.  “Pathfinders,  this  is  Grandmaster  Torch,”  Dreng 
37:41 <Ballig> muttered sleepily. “He’s an… associate of the Society. We owe 
37:41 <Ballig> him  a  favor  after  that  business  in  Sedeq,  and  it  seems  he’s 
37:41 <Ballig> looking to collect.”
37:41 <Ballig> “You wound me, my lord,” said Grandmaster Torch, leaving 
37:41 <Ballig> Dreng chuckling softly to himself in the background. “I come 
37:41 <Ballig> in the interest of the common good. You see, my good friend 
37:45 <Ballig> and occasional business associate, Nuar Spiritskin, is missing. 
37:45 <Ballig> You may know him better as the Minotaur Prince of Absalom, 
37:45 <Ballig> the head of the Taurean Embassy and something of a famous 
37:45 <Ballig> foreign dignitary, what with his assertions that he speaks for all 
37:45 <Ballig> Minotaurs everywhere. A collection of papers recently entered 
37:45 <Ballig> my  possession  that  spoke  of  a  grand  maze  beneath  the  city; 
37:49 <Ballig> naturally, my first instinct was to discuss the matter with Nuar. 
37:49 <Ballig> He seemed as intrigued as I and after I elicited his help, he set 
37:49 <Ballig> out at once for the maze. It has been several days, more than 
37:49 <Ballig> enough time for a minotaur to solve a maze, and I grow worried 
37:49 <Ballig> for my bovine chum.
37:54 <Ballig> “Clearly,  I  cannot  take  this  matter  to  the  guard.  Poor  Nuar 
37:55 <Ballig> would be scandalized if word got around that he couldn’t solve 
37:55 <Ballig> a simple maze. I can provide you with directions to this maze, 
37:55 <Ballig> called Delirium’s Tangle, if you promise to return Nuar quietly 
37:55 <Ballig> to his home. I’m even willing to let your organization keep the
37:59 <Ballig> artifact I believe lies in the maze’s center. Some ancient, elven 
37:59 <Ballig> hourglass—my  notes  aren’t  specific  as  to  what  it  does.  Just 
37:59 <Ballig> ensure the Prince’s safety.”
38:03 <Ballig> Dreng looks incredulous, but solemnly nods. “Nuar is a useful 
38:04 <Ballig> ally to the Society and a lost labyrinth below Absalom herself is 
38:04 <Ballig> too convenient to pass up. Take an hour to prepare and then head 
38:04 <Ballig> out. And be thorough; no telling what you’ll find down there.”
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38:26 <Korum> can we see the papers?
38:42 <Ballig> "No."
39:00 <Korum> Do they reference any information about this maze?
39:07 <blunderbuss> blunderbuss yawns " why do we always have to save this minitor for?"
39:29 <Ballig> "Because I TELL YOU TO." says Drendle
39:38 <blunderbuss> " ok ok, just asking"
40:09 <blunderbuss> as he puts way his vil of gin
40:11 <Ballig> "The notes are mostly nonsensical ramblings and gibberish. It has taken me a month to understand them as well as I have."
40:26 <Korum> Korum Asks "How did a grand maze beneath the city never get discovered? shouldnt it be pretty obvious?"
41:52 <Quarzuket> "maybe the entrance was hidden behind a thick bush..."
43:01 <Hydrazine> Good luck guys, have fun.
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46:38 <blunderbuss> " hey korum why we go to the tavern later and get a drink after this whole thing"
48:27 <Korum> Korum says "Sure thing, i need to spend the last of my money picking up some supplies before we set out... so i wouldnt mind trying to earn some money by performing after a few beers"
48:27 <blunderbuss> "i want to be a gentleman always"
48:52 <blunderbuss> " sounds like a keen idea would you mind if i did some poetry while you did a song?"
49:32 <Korum> "I think an accordian accompiantmant would be more appropriate"
49:44 <blunderbuss> "sounds dandy"
50:12 <Quarzuket> "heh gunslinger adapt at poetry... never heard that one..."
50:33 <Ballig> re: how did the maze not be discovered
50:53 <Korum> "Everyone has the chance to be a performer, there is no greater aspiration than to keep many people entertained"
51:08 <Ballig> "Very few citizens of Absalom go crawling about beneath the streets, let alone below the sewers. Even I didn't realise there were any natural caverns below the city; it seems a trifle unseecured to my mind. But even then, it almost sounds from my notes as if the Tangle somehow hides itself, or subconsciously steers people away."
51:12 <Steven> alright, so what do you guys need for the traditional party?
51:23 <Quarzuket> Barbarian
51:34 <Steven> the traditional party is Cleric, fighter, thief, arcane
51:38 <Ballig> they have gunslinger, bard, barbarian
51:52 <Steven> okay
51:58 <Steven> what kind of bard?
52:00 Ballig gives voice to Steven
52:07 <Korum> a cool one? lol
52:07 <Ballig> are you able to get on skype Steven
52:10 <Steven> traditional?
52:17 <Steven> yeah im on skype right now, let me drop invis mode
53:30 <Steven> alright, got my headphones
54:10 <Quarzuket> "everybody can have chance to be performer? pff... that's the recipe for disaster..."
54:19 <Steven> Alright, I will run my Life Oracle cause shes cool
55:36 <Ballig> do you have a link to the sheet
56:00 <Steven> im trying to get it uploaded for you right now.
57:33 <Quarzuket> "Hey grandmaster Torch how is your family doing?"
57:52 <blunderbuss> "also do you like guns?"
58:01 <Ballig> "What about my family?"
58:38 <Quarzuket> "how is your mother, some bird have sung to my ear, that she is on trip"
59:00 <Ballig> he smiles and says "She's been lovely, thank you. She's actually arriving for a visit next week, down at pier 42. I hope this business is resolved by then so I can greet her."
59:15 <Ballig> splendid
59:34 <blunderbuss> " sounds splendid, just wonderful i hope i can be just as lovey as you are right now sir"
59:56 <Quarzuket> "good to hear that, where was she travelling?"
00:15 <Ballig> he frowns
00:22 <Ballig> "I think that would be none of your business."
00:40 <blunderbuss> " lets go my friend we have some work to do"
00:43 <Steven> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=528
00:54 Steven is now known as Honey
01:08 <Honey> yes my character is a woman
01:13 <Quarzuket> "to bad, my curiosity is unsated" *sighs*
01:24 * Honey walks in late to the briefing.
01:42 <Korum> "did naur make any preperations before entering"
02:22 <Honey> ill buy some Flasks of Alchemist Fire... lets say....
02:43 <Quarzuket> "sup Honey, long time no see, what about some behind-the-ear-scrathing of old cuddly gnome" *winks*
03:18 * Honey gives Quarzuket a disgusted look.
03:18 <Quarzuket> "hmm if we are travelling into the maze, dont we need something to help us not get lost?"
03:38 <Korum> "Its ok guys, i have chalk and rope"
03:48 * Quarzuket laughs heartily
03:56 <Honey> 5 alchemist fire
04:13 <Korum> "I have been in these underground areas before"
04:45 <Quarzuket> "Have you running away from your audience?, ahahahah? "
04:54 <Honey> Aasimar Life Oracle.
05:00 <Quarzuket> "and hiding from them?"
05:05 <Korum> "Well an accordian needs to practice somewhere" *claps to self*
05:30 <Honey> without the ability to what?
05:42 <Honey> I have Darkvision
05:42 <blunderbuss> halo on!
06:10 <Ballig> make survival checks
06:20 <Quarzuket> "what is that funny stuff around your head?, never seen that before..."
06:32 <Honey> !throw 1d20+4 Surv
06:33 <diebot> Honey, Surv: [1d20=18] 22
06:34 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 survival
06:34 <dicebot> Quarzuket, survival: [1d20=12] 19
06:39 <Korum> !roll 1d20 Surv
06:39 <dicebot> Korum, Surv: [1d20=2] 2
06:48 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
06:49 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20
07:02 <Ballig> you notice bizarre humanoid tracks and signs of large insects
07:04 <Quarzuket> "accordian practice... sounds like cat torturing..."
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07:15 <Honey> i relay this information to the party.
07:21 <blunderbuss> me too!
07:21 <Honey> hey kapow is here now!
07:24 <kapow> sorry been trying to fix flat mates pc
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07:36 <Quarzuket> *waves*
07:38 <Ballig> you spend 9 hours wandering through natural caverns which is a series of confusing tunnels and crawlspaces
07:47 <kapow> it's started already so I've missed something so I'll give it a miss cause your playing 1-2 i take it
07:48 <Korum> !roll 1d20+6
07:48 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+6: [1d20=11] 17
08:19 <Korum> "good chance it could be giant beetles guys, keep an eye out"
08:23 <Ballig> 59.167.251.137
08:50 <kapow> my friend has fucking bonded his cpu to his heatsink and neither of us have any fucking clue how to get the damn thing off
09:02 <kapow> *face palm* moment
09:19 <Honey> say what? im always pink
09:35 <Quarzuket> "do you know, if these beetles are tasty?, Barbarian needs his daily dose of proteins!!!"
09:51 <Korum> "Sorry my new friend, i have no idea what they taste like"
09:53 <kapow> let rabble lick it first
10:01 <kapow> never worry about poisons or acid again
10:07 <Honey> ill be in the middle of the pack
10:20 * Fork bonks honey on the head
10:39 <Ballig> The  cavern  opens  from  a  bottleneck  into  a  large,  smooth 
10:39 <Ballig> cavern of striated blue stone and pale, sandy floors. The walls 
10:39 <Ballig> glisten with moisture, and a small pool sits on the eastern side 
10:39 <Ballig> of  the  chamber.  All  across  the  area,  thick  carpets  of  fungus 
10:39 <Ballig> blanket the stones.
10:51 Fork is now known as notfork
11:02 <Quarzuket> "your knowledge is lacking my friend"
11:18 <Honey> 15 ft i believe
11:47 <Korum> *chuckles* "My Culinary palette is not advanced enough"
11:50 <Honey> with pellats methinks
12:18 <Quarzuket> "you should make it broader then"
12:28 <Honey> 25+5/2 levels
13:19 <Ballig> Korum casts a spell, and it sounds like four people are having a party about 25 feet in front of you
13:39 <Ballig> nothing happens
13:52 <Honey> "Well Stealth isn't on the table I guess."
14:01 <Quarzuket> "hey!!! did you hear that? looks like someone is partying in the cave!!!"
15:01 <Quarzuket> I can bite you in the leg with Animal fury and you can scream :P
15:11 <Honey> "Lets not just stand back here.  We need to find the Minotaur Prince before he gets in trouble."
15:13 <Korum> "Im not the greatest hider sorry"
15:32 <Korum> "lets walk out, barbarian, you go first :P"
16:10 <Honey> "Starts motioning people to go ahead."
16:25 * Honey Starts motioning people to go ahead.
16:35 <Quarzuket> moving I 15 then.
16:50 <Honey> we will follow along.
16:53 <Korum> ^
16:56 <Honey> well at least i will be
16:59 <Korum> same
17:10 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20-1
17:11 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20-1: [1d20=15] 14
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17:39 <Quarzuket> "hmm look there is a lake to the north!"
17:52 <Honey> "Thats a small pond."
18:10 <Quarzuket> "to a gnome everything looks likw a lake!!!"
18:11 <blunderbuss> " i will take the high road and you take the low road"
18:17 <Quarzuket> "dont be mean!"
18:30 <Quarzuket> J13 please
18:45 <Honey> hit the refresh button
20:04 <Ballig> that brown stuff is sand
20:08 * Quarzuket pokes the sand with his falchion.
20:14 <Ballig> it's very sandy
20:23 <Honey> "Well, the prince isn't here.  Let us keep moving, every moment we tarry puts him further in danger!"
20:48 * Quarzuket softly steps on it trying to find out if it is stable enough to stay on it"
21:16 <Korum> "Hmm wonder where that water comes from"
21:20 <Honey> honey will be following
21:25 <Korum> follow
21:26 <Ballig> the sand is on solidg round
21:37 <Korum> staying off the icky moss
21:39 <Honey> "If you keep singing you will draw every beast and its kin to us.  Try to be silent when able!"
21:45 <Quarzuket> "I want run through the sand before i know if it is safe!"
21:57 <Korum> "oh come on, im sure we can take whatever is down here"
22:07 <Korum> "The greater the fight, the greater the story!"
22:14 <blunderbuss> " i will kill things to the end of  time!"
22:28 * Quarzuket looks inside the LAKE>
22:36 <Ballig> everyone roll perception
22:37 <Honey> "We have no clue what manner of ilk is down here... For all we know there could be wild beasts."
22:42 <Honey> i will follow Q
22:48 <Honey> that K person is crazy
22:54 <Honey> !throw 1d20+4
22:54 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+4: [1d20=11] 15
22:55 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+9
22:56 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perception
22:56 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+9: [1d20=9] 18
22:56 <dicebot> Quarzuket, perception: [1d20=15] 19
23:08 <Korum> !roll 1d20
23:08 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
23:16 <Ballig> you all notice two beetles burst up t hrough the sand
23:28 <Ballig> roll initiative
23:29 * Honey yelps!
23:34 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 init
23:35 <diebot> Honey, init: [1d20=17] 17
23:41 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2 INIT
23:41 <dicebot> Quarzuket, INIT: [1d20=12] 14
23:45 <blunderbuss> " guys and girl the beatles are here and they arent the band"
23:49 <Korum> !roll 1d20 INIT
23:49 <dicebot> Korum, INIT: [1d20=17] 17
23:55 <Quarzuket> "whatch out THERE ARE BUGS!!"
24:07 <Korum> "hah i knew it!"
24:15 <blunderbuss> !thow 1d20+3
24:26 <Quarzuket> "to be honest they look like some kind of sleazy Boy Band to me..."
24:30 <blunderbuss> !throw1d20+3
24:42 <blunderbuss> ! throw 1d20_3
24:45 <Honey> well lets home he doesnt miss creatures.
24:53 <blunderbuss> ! throw1d20+3
25:03 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+3
25:03 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
25:08 <Quarzuket> yay
25:23 <Honey> yeah the beetles might have a +50000000 0modifier
25:25 <Korum> !throw 1d20 INIT
25:25 <diebot> Korum, INIT: [1d20=17] 17
25:34 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0
25:35 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+0: [1d20=6] 6
25:45 <Honey> oh no i got behind other peoples!
25:56 <Honey> my whole character is based around the concept of charging into combat lol
26:04 <Korum> "Obviously they arent reacting to sound"
26:06 <Ballig> all right
26:21 <Ballig> the beetles are strangely luminescent
26:22 <Quarzuket> "maybe you are using wrong sound!"
26:29 <blunderbuss> " screw them!"
26:40 <Ballig> the first beetle, upset at Quarzuket disturbing its pond, shambles towards him
26:49 <Quarzuket> do they smell?
27:06 <Ballig> and bites him
27:07 <Quarzuket> AC 15 flatfooted
27:19 <Ballig> dealing 6 damage
27:29 <Quarzuket> "ouch, that hurt"
27:42 <Ballig> it takes a small chunk out of your thigh
27:44 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
28:03 <blunderbuss> okes
28:15 <blunderbuss> " i am going to attack that beatle!"
29:17 <Honey> At 1st level, a gunslinger gains one of the following firearms of her choice: blunderbuss, musket, or pistol. Her starting weapon is battered, and only she knows how to use it properly. All other creatures treat her gun as if it had the broken condition. If the weapon already has the broken condition, it does not work at all for anyone else trying to use it. 
30:16 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+4
30:17 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+4: [1d20=8] 12
30:35 <Quarzuket> how to make two rolls at once?
31:20 <Honey> no thats precise
31:43 <Ballig> you miss
31:45 <Ballig> and use 1 grit point
32:20 <Honey> reloading a two handed weapon is a standard action
32:40 <Honey> w/ alchemical carts
33:26 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
33:42 * Korum starts singing a song about bug squishing, +1 morale bonus on saving throws against charm and fear effects and a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls. for all allies
34:10 <Honey> squish em up, mash em up, real up.
34:41 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
34:43 <Honey> move i-9 swift wand into hand, heal Q
34:51 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
34:52 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
34:55 <Honey> End turn.
34:58 <Ballig> Quarzuket is back on full hp
35:07 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
35:10 <Quarzuket> Rage and full attack action with falchion and bite with animal fury
35:24 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 falchion
35:25 <dicebot> Quarzuket, falchion: [1d20=18] 25
35:33 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2 bite
35:33 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bite: [1d20=5] 7
35:55 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+8 crit
35:56 <dicebot> Quarzuket, crit: [1d20=16] 24
36:02 <Ballig> you get a critical hit with your falchion
36:03 <Ballig> roll damage
36:12 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+5 dmg
36:12 <dicebot> Quarzuket, dmg: [1d6=5] 10
36:27 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+5 dmg
36:27 <dicebot> Quarzuket, dmg: [1d6=4] 9
36:33 <Ballig> you slice the bug into bits and then, true to Korum's instructions, you squish those pieces
36:55 <Korum> "Quarz Sliced and Diced and the bug was no more"
37:06 <Ballig> beetle #2 tries to bite Quarzuket
37:15 <Ballig> but it misses
37:17 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
37:31 <Korum> "his Friend came along and missed, what a bore!"
37:41 <Honey> you are first level?
37:45 <Korum> yes
37:58 <blunderbuss> yep
38:01 <Honey> you should consider the Musketmaster archtype
38:06 <kapow> I'm fucking awesome
38:09 <kapow> I fixed it ^_^
38:13 <blunderbuss> ( cool
38:34 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+4
38:34 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+4: [1d20=19] 23
38:40 <Honey> It makes it so you can reload as a free action.
38:48 <Honey> w/ paper carts
39:02 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d4+1
39:03 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
39:10 <Ballig> you stick the dagger in its thorax
39:13 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
39:21 * Korum continues his song with a move action
39:47 <Honey> you should consider musket master
39:55 <Korum> !roll 1d20+3 Whip
39:55 <dicebot> Korum, Whip: [1d20=17] 20
40:07 <Honey> im not saying you need to do it, but go look at it, its a superior archtype when it comes to two handed firearms
40:09 <blunderbuss> (but can i have a blunderbuss with it?)
40:28 <Honey> the scorpion whip has been changed significantly
40:43 <Honey> it does lethal damage at 5ft and threatens
40:57 <Honey> at ranged it does non lethal
41:09 <Korum> This whip has a series of razorsharp blades and fangs inset along its tip.
41:14 <Honey> it has been changed several times.
41:50 <Korum> Whip, Scorpion
42:00 <Honey> Ballig, i just clarified for you.
42:06 kapow has quit (Quit: )
42:10 <Honey> letal and threatens at 5ft
42:13 <Honey> lethal even
42:22 <Honey> at 15ft it does non lethal and does not threaten
42:46 <Honey> yes, the scorpion whip was changed like 4 times
42:52 <blunderbuss> true
43:30 <Honey> because people came up with some ridiculous builds.
43:34 <Korum> !roll 1d4+3
43:34 <dicebot> Korum, 1d4+3: [1d4=2] 5
44:10 <Ballig> the beetle goes to sleep!
44:13 <Ballig> with a dagger in its thorax
44:22 <blunderbuss> ( yea musket master would be awesome)
44:37 <Korum> "the beetle is stunned hard, by the stunning bard"
44:38 <Ballig> the sleeping beetle is wearing a crude rope harness
45:08 * Honey finishes the beetle off.
45:28 <Honey> i dont have speak with animals.
45:29 * Korum investigates the crude harness
45:30 <Ballig> poor beetle
45:35 <Honey> and honey is hungry for a beetle steak.
45:41 <blunderbuss> xd
45:52 <Honey> hopefully this beetles name was yoko
45:54 <Ballig> it looks like the beetle was once domesticated
45:59 * Korum wonders what sort of creature would ride a beetle
46:04 <blunderbuss> blunderbuss looks at it and strokes his mini beard
46:13 <blunderbuss> maybe a halfing?
46:39 <Ballig> the beetles still glow strangely
46:40 * Korum pulls a dagger out of his pack, and cuts the beetles head off, placing it in his pack
46:41 <Quarzuket> exiting rage, fatigued for 2 rounds
46:46 <Korum> "A souvanier for later!"
47:22 <blunderbuss> "hey korum, next time it will be me with a kill!"
47:26 <Ballig> you can see that the fungal areas near the columns on either side of the sand are nests
47:27 <Ballig> with eggs
47:28 * Quarzuket searches if there are any beetle eggs, he looks hungry.
47:44 * Quarzuket takes egg
47:56 <Ballig> Quarzuket: roll me a secret handle animal check
48:03 <Ballig> so put @Ballig at the end of the roll
48:05 * Honey begins looking around for anything valuable.
48:13 <blunderbuss> cleaning my awesome dagger number 2 " i shall call you sting"
48:29 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 Perc
48:29 <diebot> Honey, Perc: [1d20=15] 20
48:31 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+5 HA @Ballig
48:46 <Ballig> you pick the egg up and it bursts in your hand
48:51 <Ballig> covering your hand in sticky goo
48:57 <Quarzuket> *sighs*
48:59 <Avatar> ew
49:00 <Quarzuket> another try
49:01 <Ballig> you notice a couple more eggs you can try to retrieve
49:08 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+5 HA @Ballig
49:16 <blunderbuss> " what are you doing Q?"
49:22 <Korum> "Stop playing with the eggs, lets get a move on"
49:23 <Ballig> you pick up another egg, and when you try to put it into your backpack it cracks
49:28 <Honey> "It looks like hes smashing eggs."
49:32 <Quarzuket> "i need eggs for my evening stew"
49:33 <Ballig> there's one more egg you can try to take
49:41 <blunderbuss> " this is funny"
49:50 <Honey> "here let me help."
49:52 <Quarzuket> another try
50:02 <Korum> "hey i got a souvanier, why not let him get one too haha"
50:03 <blunderbuss> " i should have brought my friends camera obsucra"
50:05 <Honey> I will assist him.
50:17 <Quarzuket> "thank you honey"
50:22 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+5 HA @Ballig
50:29 <Honey> !throw 1d20+6 HA @ballig
50:56 <Ballig> Quarzuket picks up the last remaining egg, throws it up in the air, turns around three times and then catches it on the way back down before slam dunking it onto a soft pile of rags in his backpack
51:03 <Ballig> (he rolled a natural 20 on that one)
51:04 <Korum> "go wash off in the stream when your done, you already smelt bad enough"
51:13 <Honey> lol
51:20 <Quarzuket> "That's how it is done!"
51:34 <Quarzuket> "my evening stew will be tasty"
51:40 <Honey> "Oh good.  You got it." 
51:44 * Honey goes back to searching.
51:49 <Ballig> you find a scroll and three potions lining one of the nests
51:59 * Quarzuket moves to the lake and washes his hads from broken eggs...
52:04 <blunderbuss> "hey honey, what god to you worshop?"
52:05 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 Spell Craft
52:06 <diebot> Honey, Spell Craft: [1d20=8] 13
52:18 <Honey> how many did we find? ill go top to bottom
52:22 <Ballig> the scroll is lesser restoration and the potions are CLW
52:32 <Honey> okay cool
52:43 <Quarzuket> "Korum, Proper Barbarians have to smell!!!"
53:03 <Honey> "I Serve the Goddess Sarenrea. 
53:06 <blunderbuss> " well good for you chap, maybe you should still take a shower"
53:48 <Korum> "Come on guys, lets get on with this, Naur might need a dramatic rescue!"
53:56 <Quarzuket> "pff... I had a shower last week..."
54:10 <blunderbuss> " o my dad knows her ! he is the angel of Desna"
54:45 <Quarzuket> "you dont want me to get some sort of skin exem with all the use of the soap, do you?"
55:25 <Honey> !throw 1d20+6 Sense Motive on Blunder's Bullshit @ballig
55:46 <Ballig> you're pretty sure he's bullshitting
55:52 <Quarzuket> lol
56:01 <Quarzuket> move SE
56:40 * Honey is readjusting the bandages on her arms.
56:55 <Korum> "well guys, looks like we found it"
56:55 <blunderbuss> "no  i am a aasimar!"
57:16 <Ballig> The  natural  caverns  suddenly  give  way  to  worked  stone  and 
57:16 <Ballig> metal  fixtures.  Dangling  glass  balls  flicker  and  cast  a  weak, 
57:16 <Ballig> greenish glow across the chamber. Ahead, a series of green-tiled,  wide,  terraced  stairs  slope  up  to  an  imposing  bronze 
57:16 <Ballig> door, partly torn from its hinges. The stairs bear hundreds of 
57:16 <Ballig> symbols that seem to warp and flicker.
57:25 * Quarzuket looks at Honey with puzzling expression"
57:26 <Korum> "This looks a little suspicous"
57:47 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+4
57:47 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+4: [1d20=19] 23
57:48 <Korum> !roll 1d20+5
57:48 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
58:08 <Honey> while they are thinking
58:08 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+4 local
58:08 <diebot> blunderbuss, local: [1d20=18] 22
58:24 <Honey> ill be looking around at the decorum
58:42 <Avatar> :o)
58:42 <Korum> "this REALLY looks suspicous now"
58:43 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 Perc
58:43 <diebot> Honey, Perc: [1d20=7] 12
58:44 <Quarzuket> "it smells here"
58:49 <Quarzuket> "i love it"
58:55 <blunderbuss> " yea you would"
58:56 * Korum casts detect magic
59:08 <Honey> "Is that garbage?"
59:30 <Korum> "well no magic around here"
59:33 <Honey> if its a midden heap i would not approach it that close
59:44 <Honey> thats good
59:46 <blunderbuss> " i am a Lawbringer"!
59:50 * Quarzuket looks around with puzzling look at the symbol in the middle of the room "What is this?"
59:59 * Honey notices Bluderbuss and looks disgusted.
00:10 <Honey> "Remind me not to touch him until after he showers."
00:11 <Korum> "Get out of the garbage blunderbuss, its already bad enough dealing with Quarz's smell"
00:23 <blunderbuss> " all right all right"
00:29 * Quarzuket laughs at Blunderbuss.
00:51 * Honey readies a spell to create water
01:00 <Honey> if blunder tries to touch her
01:01 <blunderbuss> " yes please"
01:03 <Korum> "well, who wants to go up the stairs first?"
01:22 * Quarzuket slaps Korum... "That's the smell of the nature! ladies love it, right Honey?" *winks*
01:23 <blunderbuss> "water me down it will be sexy all over for the lady"
01:25 <Korum> "should be safe, a minotaurs already been through here"
01:36 <blunderbuss> " thats true"
01:38 <Honey> "No, we do not."
01:41 <blunderbuss> " water please?"
01:46 <Korum> "Well! i think Quarz just volunteered"
01:55 <Quarzuket> "NO!"
02:01 <Quarzuket> "GO AWAY!"
02:03 <Honey> "Ill go first just to get away from you two!"
02:03 <blunderbuss> " for me not you!"
02:13 * Honey starts forward
02:22 <Korum> "look you arent going to let the pretty girl go first are you?"
02:39 <Quarzuket> "Last time you said something different Honey!"
02:40 <blunderbuss> " come back i still smell horrible!"
02:42 * Korum follows SAFELY behind
02:51 * Korum still feels this is suspicous
03:01 <Ballig> roll perceptions
03:05 <Honey> you didnt try to touch me
03:08 <blunderbuss> " could you please use the spell?"
03:14 <Korum> !roll 1d20
03:14 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20: [1d20=9] 9
03:18 <Korum> perception
03:20 <blunderbuss> " that was the barb over there!"
03:20 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 perc
03:21 <diebot> Honey, perc: [1d20=3] 8
03:26 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perception
03:27 <dicebot> Quarzuket, perception: [1d20=3] 7
03:34 <blunderbuss> ! throw 1d20+9
03:40 <Honey> "You were rolling around in garbage!"
03:48 <Quarzuket> "hey lying is bad Blunder!"
03:55 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+9
03:55 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+9: [1d20=16] 25
04:26 <Ballig> everyone but Blunderbuss is surprised bya pale-skinned, medium monstrois humanoid jumping from above the door and attacking Korum
04:36 <Ballig> roll initiatives
04:44 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0
04:45 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+0: [1d20=6] 6
04:46 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+3
04:46 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2 INIT
04:46 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+3: [1d20=10] 13
04:46 <dicebot> Quarzuket, INIT: [1d20=13] 15
04:50 <Korum> !roll 1d20 init
04:50 <dicebot> Korum, init: [1d20=18] 18
05:01 <Honey> ide say you would be safe in the Pathfinder lodge... but considering some of the missions ive been on
05:02 <Quarzuket> "WHOA"
05:07 <Honey> thats not a sure bet either
06:13 <Ballig> it tries to club Korum
06:32 <Ballig> dealing 7 damage
06:38 <Korum> "OW"
06:43 <Honey> i did the same thing when i GMed the other day... first roll nat 20 followed by an 18 did max damage
06:51 <Ballig> blunderbuss has a standard action
07:04 <Honey> fudged the roll so it didnt one shot somebody.
08:19 <blunderbuss> !Throw 1d20+4-4
08:35 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+0
08:35 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+0: [1d20=19] 19
08:50 <Ballig> you just barely miss it
08:56 <Ballig> it's Korum's turm
09:02 <Korum> "AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
10:18 <blunderbuss> " sorry!"
10:38 <Korum> !roll 1d8+1
10:39 <dicebot> Korum, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
10:49 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
10:52 * Korum sighs in relief
10:59 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 Know-Nature
10:59 <dicebot> Quarzuket, Know-Nature: [1d20=4] 11
11:06 <Ballig> you're not familiar wit hit
12:53 <Ballig> the creature takes a 5 foot step and tries to club Honey
13:00 <Honey> 14 FF
13:14 <Ballig> hitting her in the head
13:27 <Ballig> for 12 damage
13:32 <Honey> k k
13:38 <Ballig> it also tries to bite her
13:45 <Ballig> but misses
13:50 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
14:37 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
14:39 <Ballig> :o)
14:45 <Honey> 5ft ne
14:50 <Avatar> YEP
14:52 <Honey> channel exclude it
14:59 <Honey> !throw 2d6
14:59 <diebot> Honey, 2d6: [2d6=6,4] 10
15:32 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
15:51 <Honey> oh dip!
15:54 <Honey> balligs gots the jokes!
16:14 <Honey> ha ha ha ha im more charismatic than the bard
16:23 <Ballig> it's unaffected by the daze
16:24 <Ballig> movement remains
16:48 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
16:55 <Quarzuket> 5ft step to monster
16:58 <Quarzuket> RAGE
17:05 <Ballig> rarrrrrrrr! so angry right now!
17:06 <Quarzuket> full attack action
17:21 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6 falchion
17:21 <dicebot> Quarzuket, falchion: [1d20=8] 14
17:23 * Honey is startled by the sudden anger Quarzuket displays.
17:29 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+1 bite
17:29 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bite: [1d20=1] 2
17:32 <Ballig> the creature jumps out of the way of your attacks
17:46 <Ballig> it takes a 5 foot step toward Honey
17:57 <Ballig> trying to club and bite her, but missing
18:00 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
18:09 <blunderbuss> hey guys do you think i should mulitclass blunderbuss with a soc?
18:38 <Korum> arcane archer? lol
18:40 <Ballig> is soccer a class
18:43 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20
18:43 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
18:57 <Ballig> blunderbuss's blunderbuss jams
19:03 <Honey> your gun jams
19:16 <Honey> it gains the Broken condition
19:20 <Honey> yes
19:34 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
19:37 <Honey> yeah and then you gotta get a new gun
20:00 <Honey> 5ft step north
20:13 <Honey> I will cast burning hands DC 16
20:28 <Honey> the odd shaped cone
20:35 <Honey> yup
20:51 <Ballig> it deftly dodges some of the flames
21:01 <Honey> !throw 2d4
21:02 <diebot> Honey, 2d4: [2d4=3,3] 6
21:09 <Ballig> and is singed for 3 damage
21:14 <Honey> end that there turn
21:19 <Ballig> it's Korum's turm
22:16 <Honey> nope
22:21 <Honey> its you make a cmb check
22:32 <Korum> !roll 1d20+5
22:33 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
22:41 <Honey> if it beats it, its tripped otherwise its completely wasted action
23:05 <Ballig> do you want to drop the whip or risk being tripped
23:12 <Ballig> you drop your whip
23:16 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
23:21 <Quarzuket> full attack action
23:34 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6 falchion
23:35 <dicebot> Quarzuket, falchion: [1d20=12] 18
23:39 <Ballig> you hit it
23:45 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+1 bite
23:46 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bite: [1d20=3] 4
23:51 <Ballig> but you fail to bite it
23:53 <Ballig> roll falchion damage
23:57 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+4 
23:57 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d6+4: [1d6=2] 6
24:02 <Ballig> you slice open part of its thigh
24:12 <Korum> "Not so tough now, are we!"
24:18 <Ballig> it steps forward and tries to attack Korum
24:29 <Ballig> clubbing him in the face
24:36 <Ballig> and biting him in the face
24:48 <Korum> "my moneymaker!"
24:52 <Ballig> dealing 9 damage
24:55 <Ballig> Korum is disabled
25:05 * Korum falls to the ground dramatically
25:10 <Ballig> (the bite was particularly effective)
25:16 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
26:02 <Honey> i has cheetos
26:30 <Quarzuket> brb 1 minute
27:08 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+2
27:09 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+2: [1d20=5] 7
27:20 <Ballig> you stab at the creature but it jumps out of the way
27:23 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
27:40 <Honey> 5ft nw
27:40 <Quarzuket> back sorry
27:44 <Honey> swift wand into hand
27:48 <Honey> poke K
27:54 <Korum> "ow"
27:56 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
27:56 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
28:03 <Ballig> Korum is no longer disabled
28:04 <Korum> "marvelous!"
28:13 <Korum> "More witty banter for all"
28:22 Hydrazine has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
28:24 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
29:42 * Korum moves nw 5 feet
29:57 <Quarzuket> O.o
30:15 * Korum starts an inspire courage, +1 to all attack and damage rolls for everyone
30:37 <Ballig> you have movement remaining
31:07 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
31:10 <Quarzuket> 5ft E
31:21 <Quarzuket> full attack action flanking
31:31 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6+1+2 falchion
31:31 <dicebot> Quarzuket, falchion: [1d20=14] 23
31:36 <Ballig> you hit with your falchion
31:41 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+1+1+2 bite
31:42 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bite: [1d20=11] 15
31:47 <Ballig> and you hit with your bite
31:55 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+4+1 falchion
31:56 <dicebot> Quarzuket, falchion: [1d6=5] 10
31:59 <Korum> "Yeah a taste of your own medicine!"
32:07 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d3+1+1 bite
32:07 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bite: [1d3=2] 4
32:35 <Quarzuket> i bite with animal fury rage power
32:36 <Ballig> you slice your falchion down the creature's side, and then, when it's still standing, you jump on its back and bite its eyes out
32:39 <Ballig> it falls to the ground dying
32:48 * Korum kicks it
33:03 <Quarzuket> stops raging fatigued for 4 rounds
33:09 * Honey is horrified and rethinking her career in the pathfinders.
33:14 <Quarzuket> "TAKE THAT MONSTER"
33:24 <Honey> i cast mending on his gun.
33:25 * Korum checks out the monster to try and identify it
33:36 <Honey> yes... it is a real spell
34:00 <Honey> yeah, i just take a few knicks out of the surface.
34:12 * Quarzuket pokes the dead body with falchion.
34:13 <Honey> look its now less shitty looking
34:36 <Ballig> you find a wand amongst basalt idols
34:42 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 Spellcraft
34:42 <diebot> Honey, Spellcraft: [1d20=7] 12
34:49 <Honey> honey does not know
35:00 <Honey> she can try again in an hour i believe
35:14 <Honey> bard doesnt have spellcraft?
35:55 <Korum> !roll 1d20+7
35:55 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+7: [1d20=2] 9
36:04 <Ballig> it's a wand of water breathing
36:08 <Honey> damn you werent supposed to tell us
36:15 <Korum> "Yes!"
36:26 <Honey> yeah well i already know how many charges it has left!
37:03 * Korum cuts off the monsters head, and add its to his backpack
37:10 <Korum> "More souvineirs!
37:18 <Honey> ill check out the idols
37:20 <blunderbuss> " o my godesss"
37:31 <Quarzuket> "Hey Korum, try to search his backside, mybe he has some other trophy hidden in there!!!"
37:32 <Korum> "anyone want a hand while im here?"
37:39 <Ballig> they are clumsily designed
37:54 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 knw Religion
37:55 <diebot> Honey, knw Religion: [1d20=2] 7
38:03 <blunderbuss> " i wonder if i knew magic what would i do with it?"
38:09 <Honey> i know nothing of these idols, but i begin picking them up anyways
38:37 * Korum makes a chalk mark at the start
38:52 <Ballig> The  curving,  branching  halls  of  this  structure  are  lined  with 
38:53 <Ballig> the  same  stone  as  the  natural  caverns  outside,  and  the 
38:53 <Ballig> arched  ceiling  meets  high  overhead.  Nearly  every  surface 
38:53 <Ballig> boasts  inscribed  text—some  of  it  delicate  and  flowing,  but 
38:53 <Ballig> surrounded by a tangle of jagged and hastily etched scribbles. 
38:53 <Ballig> The  endless  twisting  passageways  inspire  a  faint  sense  of 
38:53 <Ballig> vertigo, as if the floor were swaying underfoot.
39:00 <Honey> its a maze
39:07 <Honey> if there was a map it wouldnt be a maze
39:09 * Korum makes linguistic checks on text
39:47 <blunderbuss> i have Survival +7!
40:00 <Quarzuket> same
40:07 <blunderbuss> perception +9!
40:36 <Ballig> options: survival, perception, knowledge (dungeoneering) or knowledge (arcane)
40:44 <Honey> i only have a +4 survival and +5 Perception
40:53 <Honey> so, lets do this up!
40:55 <blunderbuss> +9 !
41:03 <Korum> "So guys, any idea on where to go?"
41:09 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 perc assit
41:09 <diebot> Honey, perc assit: [1d20=19] 24
41:11 <blunderbuss> i do!
41:14 <Honey> i for sure assit!
41:18 <Korum> "I have been in these mazes before, and its far easier if you know where you are going"
41:23 <Honey> assist even
41:32 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+9
41:32 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+9: [1d20=8] 17
41:38 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perc assist
41:39 <dicebot> Quarzuket, perc assist: [1d20=3] 7
41:52 <Honey> everytime you point something out i mention how i already spotted it lol
41:53 <Korum> !roll 1d20
41:53 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20: [1d20=7] 7
42:19 <Honey> yes i am assiting, which gives you +2
42:22 <Quarzuket> "wow Korum you are so smart!"
42:41 <Korum> "And you are strong my friend, a good team we make!"
42:46 <Honey> they failed to assist you
42:55 <Honey> its a DC10 to assit
43:12 <Ballig> !rand Korum Quarzuket Honey blunderbuss
43:13 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Quarzuket
43:28 <Quarzuket> what did i win?
43:33 <Ballig> Quarzuket stumbles onto a pit trap
43:35 <Ballig> roll reflex
43:51 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2
43:52 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+2: [1d20=6] 8
43:57 <Ballig> he falls into the pit
44:10 <Ballig> and takes 6 damage
44:14 * Korum retrieves some rope from his pack
44:22 <Korum> "My friend, watch where you are going!"
44:25 <Ballig> you pull him out of the pit
44:32 <Quarzuket> i'd rather take the dinosaur manure... for roleplay purpose ofc :P
44:43 <Honey> we still smell the perfume?
45:32 <Honey> do we still smell the perfume?
45:42 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 survival
45:42 <dicebot> Quarzuket, survival: [1d20=11] 18
45:45 <blunderbuss> ! throw1d20+7
45:52 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 surv assit
45:52 <diebot> Honey, surv assit: [1d20=3] 8
45:55 <Korum> !roll 1d20
45:56 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
45:56 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20: [1d20=12] 12
45:56 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=6] 13
46:12 <Ballig> The  passageway  seems  to  continue  ahead  as  far  as  you  can 
46:13 <Ballig> see. The imprint of a single hoof stands in the dust gathered 
46:13 <Ballig> along the left wall.
46:23 <Ballig> you can continue to make your way through the maze
46:24 * Korum sticks to the left wall
46:31 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 survival
46:31 <dicebot> Quarzuket, survival: [1d20=7] 14
46:35 <Korum> !roll 1d20
46:36 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20: [1d20=10] 10
46:46 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
46:47 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 surv assit
46:47 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=6] 13
46:47 <diebot> Honey, surv assit: [1d20=12] 17
47:10 <Ballig> The  tunnel  makes  four  hard  lefts  before  coming  to  an 
47:10 <Ballig> intersection.  The  remains  of  a  bronze  mechanism,  recently 
47:10 <Ballig> destroyed, lies on the floor.
47:20 * Quarzuket looks at mechanism
47:29 <Ballig> it is made of bronze and is mechanismy
47:35 <Quarzuket> "what is this gedjit?"
47:46 * Honey shrugs
47:56 <Honey> "I don't know anything about stuff like this."
47:57 * Quarzuket pokes it with a falchion
48:10 <Korum> !roll 1d20+2 knowledge eng
48:10 <dicebot> Korum, knowledge eng: [1d20=17] 19
48:11 <Quarzuket> gently*
48:16 <Ballig> it looks like the remains of a trap
48:23 <Korum> "remains of a trap guys"
48:26 <Ballig> you can continue to make your way through the maze
48:28 <Korum> "careful"
48:35 <Honey> yeah... its distracting
48:45 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 surv assist
48:45 <diebot> Honey, surv assist: [1d20=15] 20
48:47 <Quarzuket> shall i lead again?
48:53 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 survival
48:53 <dicebot> Quarzuket, survival: [1d20=4] 11
48:57 <Korum> !throw 1d20 surv assist
48:57 <diebot> Korum, surv assist: [1d20=10] 10
49:05 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
49:06 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=15] 22
49:25 <Ballig> you follow the trail for a while but you lose it
49:30 <Quarzuket> "i think i am lost"
49:46 <blunderbuss> " will lead its ok!"
49:52 <Quarzuket> "Go for it"
50:07 <Ballig> okay, blunderbuss is leading now
50:08 <Korum> "Taking my rudimentry knowledge of dungeons, i could try and work out a common path"
50:16 <Korum> "let me know if you want to try that"
50:38 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+9
50:39 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+9: [1d20=9] 18
50:42 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 perc
50:42 <diebot> Honey, perc: [1d20=17] 22
50:48 <Quarzuket> "I dont know anything about dungeond though... except Dungeon Forests maybe...
50:51 <Korum> !roll 1d20 assist perc
50:51 <dicebot> Korum, assist perc: [1d20=1] 1
50:59 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 percept assist
51:00 <dicebot> Quarzuket, percept assist: [1d20=14] 18
51:09 <Korum> "i dont smell anything guys"
51:14 <Ballig> you follow the perfume trail for a little while, but Quarzuket stinks too much
51:27 <Quarzuket> "Let me fart for you" *grins*
51:46 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
51:47 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16
51:53 <Honey> !throw 1d20+4
51:53 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
51:54 <Korum> !roll 1d20 assists
51:55 <dicebot> Korum, assists: [1d20=16] 16
51:59 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 surv assist
52:00 <dicebot> Quarzuket, surv assist: [1d20=17] 24
52:16 <Ballig> The walls angle inward more at this crossroads, but the ceiling 
52:16 <Ballig> soars  to  impossible  heights  above.  A  spatter  of  fresh  blood 
52:16 <Ballig> marks the left wall.
52:29 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
52:30 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=14] 21
52:31 <Korum> !roll 1d20 assistsurv
52:31 <dicebot> Korum, assistsurv: [1d20=14] 14
52:32 <Quarzuket> "look blood!"
52:35 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 surv assist
52:35 <dicebot> Quarzuket, surv assist: [1d20=11] 18
52:42 <Korum> "no quarz, dont taste it"
52:50 <Quarzuket> "why?"
53:01 <Ballig> The constant, curving sides of this passage close in with every 
53:02 <Ballig> step. What was once a concealed door is  broken and left ajar 
53:02 <Ballig> with a tuft of white hair caught in the latch.
53:12 <Honey> thats what you think!
53:12 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
53:13 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=7] 14
53:16 <Korum> !roll 1d20 assistsurv
53:17 <dicebot> Korum, assistsurv: [1d20=9] 9
53:19 <Quarzuket> wait a sec
53:24 <Honey> !throw 1d20+4 surv assist
53:24 <diebot> Honey, surv assist: [1d20=12] 16
53:25 <Korum> "cant see anything sorry
53:27 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 surv assist
53:27 <dicebot> Quarzuket, surv assist: [1d20=13] 20
53:39 <Ballig> you come to a dead end
53:54 * Quarzuket facepalms
54:07 <Honey> just use one
54:09 <Honey> it doesnt matter
54:17 <Honey> ROLL BITCH!
54:22 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
54:22 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=14] 21
54:24 <Korum> !roll 1d20 assistsurv
54:24 <dicebot> Korum, assistsurv: [1d20=4] 4
54:24 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 surv assist
54:24 <dicebot> Quarzuket, surv assist: [1d20=1] 8
54:29 <Honey> !throw 1d20+4 surv assist
54:29 <diebot> Honey, surv assist: [1d20=14] 18
54:41 <Ballig> Six passageways flow together like a river in this chamber and 
54:41 <Ballig> seem  to  sublty  shift  and  move.  A  large,  bloody  handprint  is 
54:41 <Ballig> the only landmark that remains constant.
54:57 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
54:58 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=9] 16
55:03 <Korum> !roll 1d20 assistsurv
55:04 <Honey> !throw 1d20+4 surv assist
55:04 <diebot> Honey, surv assist: [1d20=10] 14
55:08 <dicebot> Korum, assistsurv: [1d20=8] 8
55:09 * Quarzuket looks at the handprint and tries to count the fingers.
55:13 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 surv assist
55:14 <dicebot> Quarzuket, surv assist: [1d20=2] 9
55:25 <Ballig> you go around in circles
55:37 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
55:38 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=8] 15
55:41 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 surv assist
55:41 <dicebot> Quarzuket, surv assist: [1d20=5] 12
55:45 <Honey> !throw 1d20+4 surv assist
55:46 <diebot> Honey, surv assist: [1d20=18] 22
56:09 <Korum> !roll 1d20 assistsurv
56:09 <dicebot> Korum, assistsurv: [1d20=9] 9
56:25 <Ballig> Korum gets distracted and discusses the intricacies of historic poetry for an hour
56:39 * Quarzuket slaps Korum.
56:47 <Korum> !roll 1d20+6 knowledge(history)
56:48 <dicebot> Korum, knowledge(history): [1d20=13] 19
56:54 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
56:55 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20
56:59 <Honey> !throw 1d20+4 surv assist
56:59 <diebot> Honey, surv assist: [1d20=7] 11
57:00 <Quarzuket> "stop mumbling we got lost coz of your stoopid rambling"
57:04 <Korum> !roll 1d20 assistsurv
57:05 <dicebot> Korum, assistsurv: [1d20=4] 4
57:22 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 surv assist
57:22 <dicebot> Quarzuket, surv assist: [1d20=14] 21
57:25 <Ballig> The passage abruptly ends at a smooth, white wall.
57:45 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
57:46 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=20] 27
57:47 <Honey> !throw 1d20+4 surv assist
57:48 <diebot> Honey, surv assist: [1d20=3] 7
57:48 <Korum> !roll 1d20 assistsurv
57:48 <dicebot> Korum, assistsurv: [1d20=9] 9
57:50 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 surv assist
57:51 <dicebot> Quarzuket, surv assist: [1d20=11] 18
58:03 <Ballig> A  skeleton  lies  against  the  wall  ahead,  a  message  crudely 
58:03 <Ballig> sketched  in  charcoal  next  to  it:  “Left  is  back  but  back  is 
58:03 <Ballig> clockwise and right is too hot. I’m sorry, Garanel.”
58:16 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+7
58:17 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=7] 14
58:18 <Honey> !throw 1d20+4 surv assist
58:19 <Korum> !roll 1d20 assistsurv
58:19 <diebot> Honey, surv assist: [1d20=17] 21
58:19 <dicebot> Korum, assistsurv: [1d20=3] 3
58:20 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+7 surv assist
58:20 <dicebot> Quarzuket, surv assist: [1d20=7] 14
58:26 <Ballig> you lose the trail
58:31 <Ballig> you'll have to use another skill check next
58:37 <Honey> !throw 1d20+4 surv assist
58:37 <diebot> Honey, surv assist: [1d20=4] 8
58:43 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+9
58:43 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+9: [1d20=19] 28
58:44 <Korum> !roll 1d20 assist perception
58:44 <dicebot> Korum, assist perception: [1d20=19] 19
58:52 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perc assist
58:53 <dicebot> Quarzuket, perc assist: [1d20=6] 10
58:58 <Ballig> A  low,  rhythmic  hum  buzzes 
58:58 <Ballig> through  the  stones  of  the  floor, 
58:58 <Ballig> causing a jaw-rattling vibration.
59:11 <Korum> "i hope thats not a swarm of beetles"
59:14 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+9
59:14 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+9: [1d20=14] 23
59:16 <Korum> !roll 1d20 assist perception
59:16 <dicebot> Korum, assist perception: [1d20=3] 3
59:21 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 perc assist
59:21 <diebot> Honey, perc assist: [1d20=2] 7
59:26 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perc assist
59:27 <dicebot> Quarzuket, perc assist: [1d20=10] 14
59:40 <Ballig> The  leftward-curving  passage  dead-ends, but turning around to backtrack 
59:41 <Ballig> reveals  a  brand  new  passage  that 
59:41 <Ballig> slopes gently upward.
59:49 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+9
59:49 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+9: [1d20=12] 21
59:50 <Honey> !throw 1d20+4 perc assist
59:50 <diebot> Honey, perc assist: [1d20=9] 13
59:52 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 perc assist
59:53 <dicebot> Quarzuket, perc assist: [1d20=14] 18
00:02 <Ballig> The jaw-rattling vibrations cease as 
00:02 <Ballig> a giant, bronze door appears in the 
00:02 <Ballig> passageway ahead.
00:19 * Quarzuket pokes doors with falchion
00:45 <blunderbuss> map time?
01:10 <Quarzuket> O.o
01:37 <Honey> yeah.... im just wondering how exactly we got on that floaking isle thing
01:42 <Honey> oh i know....
01:45 <Honey> MAGIC!
02:25 <Ballig> The  comforting  embrace  of  the  bronze  door  ahead  slips 
02:26 <Ballig> further  away.  The  world  spins  as  colors  and  sounds  blend 
02:26 <Ballig> together into a sickening maelstrom. The chaos passes just as 
02:26 <Ballig> quickly, but the passage is suddenly gone and instead there is 
02:26 <Ballig> now only a scrap of rock, surrounded by inky blackness dotted 
02:26 <Ballig> with distant points of light. Fractured sounds, like whispered 
02:26 <Ballig> curses, float across the darkness.
02:37 <Quarzuket> "WAT IZ DAT?, HOW WE GOT HERE FROM THE MAZE?"
02:42 <Honey> didnt somebody fall into a pit.... i should probably have healed them if they took damage
02:48 <blunderbuss> " i have a bad feeling about this?"
03:07 <Korum> "well, we arent in kansas anymore"
03:10 <Steven> yo
03:14 * Quarzuket feels dizzy and his stomach is tickling from inside
03:23 <blunderbuss> " hey honey, do you know any mage"s?"
03:33 <Honey> "We were never in 'Kansas' Korum."
03:53 <Ballig> !rand F G H I J K L M
03:53 <dicebot> Ballig, random: I
03:56 <Quarzuket> "Wat is Cans-Ass?"
04:05 <Ballig> !rand 5 6 7 9 10 11
04:06 <dicebot> Ballig, random: 7
04:13 <Korum> "A quote from a popular book"
04:21 <Ballig> !rand F G H I J K L M
04:21 <dicebot> Ballig, random: L
04:32 <Ballig> !rand 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
04:32 <dicebot> Ballig, random: 10
04:43 <Quarzuket> "i thought there are only pictures in books..."
04:44 <Ballig> !rand F G H I J K L M
04:45 <dicebot> Ballig, random: L
04:52 <Ballig> !rand 5 6 9 10 11
04:52 <dicebot> Ballig, random: 6
05:11 <Ballig> !rand F G H I J K L M
05:11 <dicebot> Ballig, random: J
05:17 <Ballig> !rand 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
05:17 <dicebot> Ballig, random: 8
05:33 <Ballig> roll initiatives
05:39 <Quarzuket> "ROAR, ME SMASH"
05:44 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+3
05:45 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
05:47 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2
05:47 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
05:51 <Korum> !roll 1d20
05:52 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
06:06 <Honey> sorry mom messaged me
06:10 <Honey> !throw 1d20
06:11 <diebot> Honey, 1d20: [1d20=6] 6
06:48 <Honey> leeches are pretty cool creatures except for when you are fighting them... then they suck
06:56 <Ballig> !rand blunderbuss Quarzuket
06:57 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Quarzuket
07:00 <Ballig> the leech tries to bite Quarzuket
07:20 <Korum> "Those 'bloody' Leeches"
07:22 <Ballig> successfully latching on to him
07:27 <Ballig> dealing 1 damage
07:44 <Honey> incomming con damage!
07:46 <Ballig> the leech is now grappling Quarzuket
07:50 <Honey> slash drain
07:59 <Ballig> it is Quarzuket's turn
07:59 <Honey> leeches suck blood so im assuming
08:08 <Ballig> it is starting to drain Quarzuket's blood
08:57 <Quarzuket> "YOU BAD MONSTAR... RAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
09:22 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4 CMB 
09:23 <dicebot> Quarzuket, CMB: [1d20=10] 14
09:29 <Quarzuket> to escape grapple
10:00 <Ballig> Quarzuket escapes the grapple
10:08 <Ballig> and has a movement action remaining
10:28 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
10:38 * Korum sings a song about slimy leeches
11:06 <Ballig> the leech attacks blunderbuss
11:22 <Ballig> and attaches to him
11:25 * Korum gives a +1 competence bonus on attack and weapon damage rolls.
11:28 <Ballig> dealing 4 damage
11:41 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
12:17 <Ballig> it begins to drain blunderbuss's blood
12:52 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+2
12:52 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+2: [1d20=16] 18
13:28 <blunderbuss> 1throw 1d4+1
13:38 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d4+1
13:39 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
13:45 <Ballig> you stab at the leech
13:48 <Ballig> and it drains some of your blood
13:59 <Ballig> you take 1 point of strength and 1 point of constitution damage
14:31 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
14:41 <blunderbuss> " save me!"
14:47 <Honey> Move J6 swift wand into hand cure blunder
14:49 <Korum> "cast a fireball!"
14:58 <Honey> avoiding aoo
15:04 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
15:05 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
15:28 <Honey> 1 more north
15:31 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
15:37 <blunderbuss> " thanks!"
15:41 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6+1+2 falchion flank
15:41 <dicebot> Quarzuket, falchion flank: [1d20=2] 11
15:53 <Ballig> you miss it
15:54 <Honey> it would have been n n n nw w as movement
15:56 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+1+1+2 bite in the tail
15:57 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bite in the tail: [1d20=2] 6
16:02 <Ballig> and you fail to bite it
16:06 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
16:17 <Ballig> Honey: the leech can't get an AOO while it's grappling anyway
16:22 * Korum moves next to the slug
16:35 <Honey> yes but it can always get unattached and then go after me.
17:32 <Honey> OH MAN!  they are releasing a Gug Minature!
17:42 <Honey> miniature...
17:48 <Honey> freakin awesome!
18:15 <Ballig> it flails away from the shards
18:25 <Ballig> the leech tries to maintain its grapple on blunderbuss
18:26 <Korum> "dammit cant you guys hold it still!"
18:50 <Ballig> it easily stays attached
18:56 <Ballig> and tries to bite him
19:12 <Ballig> dealing 2 damage
19:21 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
19:39 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+2
19:39 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+2: [1d20=1] 3
19:40 <Honey> if memory serves, it doesnt attack a person, i just automatically does bite damage
19:42 <Ballig> you miss it
20:09 <Honey> its part of the attach mechanic
20:15 <Honey> want me to go look it up?
20:16 <Ballig> more of your blood is drained, and you take 1 more strength and con damage
21:03 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
21:42 <Honey> 5ft north prepare to heal Blunder if he takes any more damage
21:50 <Honey> with wand
21:56 <Ballig> okay
21:58 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
22:06 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6+1+2 falchion flank
22:06 <Honey> also...
22:06 <dicebot> Quarzuket, falchion flank: [1d20=8] 17
22:08 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+1+1+2 bite in the tail
22:09 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bite in the tail: [1d20=11] 15
22:11 <Honey> the gug miniatures look awesome
22:13 <Honey> http://paizo.com/image/content/PathfinderBattles/20120810-Gug.jpg
22:13 <Ballig> you hit it with both your bite and falchion
22:23 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+4
22:24 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d6+4: [1d6=3] 7
22:32 <Korum> "quarz, get that out of your mouth!"
22:42 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d3+1+1
22:42 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d3+1+1: [1d3=2] 4
22:50 <Ballig> you severely wound it
22:52 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
23:04 <Korum> !roll 1d20+3
23:05 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
23:08 <Ballig> Korum hits the leech
23:11 <Quarzuket> "But it's yummy, go try next round!"
23:20 <Korum> !roll 1d8+4
23:21 <dicebot> Korum, 1d8+4: [1d8=2] 6
23:35 <Ballig> Korum pounds the leech hard enough to knock it off blunderbuss, and then continues to hit it until it is a small pile of goo
23:46 <Honey> "So leech bites Blunder, Quarzuket bites Leech... Quarzuket bites Blunder?"..
23:49 <Korum> "Smush smush smush the bug!"
24:03 <Ballig> you feel the essence of the leech claw at your mind feebly as it escapes the extradimensional space
24:12 <blunderbuss> " i am not feeling so hot rignt now!"
24:16 <Ballig> you find yourself once again standing in front of the bronze door
24:27 <Honey> "Such an odd sensation...."
24:32 <Korum> "Korum:1, Space leech:0"
25:10 <Quarzuket> "That's good... to much hotness would destroy this dimension!!!"
25:29 * Quarzuket stoping the rage fatigued for 4 rounds
25:36 <blunderbuss> "omg what was that all about?"
25:39 <Honey> "Hey we found a scroll of restoration earlier!  I think it could help with your woozy feeling!"
26:15 <Korum> "Come on, its more dramatic if you dont use it!"
26:19 <blunderbuss> "yes please!"
26:29 <Honey> it was a lesser restoration right
26:31 <Quarzuket> "Drama is good"
26:38 <Korum> "the brave hero chases to the end, facing space leeches"
26:57 <Korum> "struggling with his lack of blood within his body"
27:08 <Honey> !throw 1d4 Con
27:09 <diebot> Honey, Con: [1d4=2] 2
27:32 <Honey> it was a lesser resto right?
27:57 <Honey> then i poke with wand
28:00 <Ballig> back on 11/13
28:01 <Quarzuket> "Man, you should try to make some mega performance with your singing! You are almost good like that Halfling Just-out Beaver!"
28:04 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
28:04 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
28:07 <Honey> anyone else?
28:18 <Quarzuket> please
28:55 <Honey> ballig you check out the gug miniature?
28:59 <Quarzuket> "could use some wand bonking"
29:08 <Ballig> freaky
29:08 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
29:09 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
29:25 <Quarzuket> "thank you Honey" *winks*
30:01 <Honey> "Stop winking at me! It creeps me out!"
30:13 Hydrazine ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
30:28 <Quarzuket> "but why? have you never seen such a cute gnome before?"
30:50 <Ballig> This  chamber  is  lined  with  symbols  like  those  near  the 
30:50 <Ballig> entryway.  There  are  obvious  signs  of  a  recent  struggle, 
30:50 <Ballig> including  blood  and  the  corpse  of  a  morlock.  Drag  marks 
30:50 <Ballig> slide through a pool of blood formed around the head of the 
30:50 <Ballig> morlock, indicating a large creature was pulled through the 
30:50 <Ballig> sealed door on the east side of the room. The door in the east 
30:50 <Ballig> wall is intricately formed from bronze. Four interconnected, 
30:54 <Ballig> circular  windows  reveal  a  confusing  series  of  cogs  and 
30:55 <Ballig> sprockets within. Levers, dials, and knobs protrude from the 
30:55 <Ballig> frames surrounding the window, but nothing appears to be 
30:55 <Ballig> an obvious latch.
31:00 <Honey> "Just stop!"
31:09 <Honey> "I don't like it."
31:15 <blunderbuss> "any ideas?"
31:16 * Quarzuket pokes the sign with falchion.
31:23 <Korum> :i could detect magic, but its my last one..."
31:37 <Quarzuket> "And I dont like showering, but I have to endure it once a week!"
31:45 <Quarzuket> "get used to it!"
31:55 * Honey uses create water over Quarzuket's head.
32:11 <blunderbuss> "okies honey your one with the gods why don't you ask them for guidance?"
32:24 <Korum> !roll 1d20+2 knowledge(engineering)
32:24 <dicebot> Korum, knowledge(engineering): [1d20=4] 6
32:39 <blunderbuss> blunderbuss prays to Desna
32:43 <Honey> "My talents do not lie in that particular area."
32:51 <Quarzuket> "EEEEK, YOU WANT TO RUIN MY SKIN??? DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WATER DRIES IT?"
33:09 * Honey uses create water again on Quarz."
33:20 <Korum> "no idea sorry guys, i dont want to touch a foreign maching"
33:46 <Honey> whats the door look like?
33:54 * Quarzuket runs away from mean Honey and hides behind pillar... (move me to N6 please)
34:00 <Ballig> it's full of cogs and sprockets!
34:04 <Korum> bronze with mechanisms
34:05 <Ballig> with levers, dials and knobs on the door
34:18 * Korum walks back to join the others
34:32 <Korum> "any thoughts?"
34:53 <Quarzuket> "YOU ARE MEAN!"
35:49 <blunderbuss> "so korum could you explan to me your magic?"
35:49 <Honey> "Well lets try to open this door..."
35:56 <blunderbuss> " sounds good"
36:10 * Korum walks back
36:14 <Ballig> blunderbuss plays with some knobs and levers
36:44 * Korum sighs
36:50 * Honey laughs heartily...
36:51 <Ballig> The door groans followed by a series of metallic clicks before 
36:52 <Ballig> the  great  circular  plates  on  its  face  spin  and  rearrange  at 
36:52 <Ballig> random.  Levers  spin  and  knobs  turn,  protrude,  or  retract, 
36:52 <Ballig> creating  a  rearranged  mess  of  clockwork  oddities.  With  a
36:55 <Ballig> metallic  creak,  the  bronze  door  in  the  west  wall  slams  shut 
36:56 <Ballig> and bolts with an definitive clang. A few moments of ominous 
36:56 <Ballig> silence hang in the air briefly before a rushing, gurgling mass 
36:56 <Ballig> of  water  starts  pouring  in  through  several  five-foot-wide 
36:56 <Ballig> chutes in the ceiling.
37:01 <Honey> "So... you don't like water huh?"
37:08 <Quarzuket> "FFS MORE WATER? WHAT I HAVE DONE TO YOU GORUM???"
37:15 <Korum> "Honey, would you please pass me the wand of water breathing?"
37:34 <Korum> "Quite... Convenient..."
37:44 <Honey> "I'll consider it if we don't get the door open."
37:48 <Ballig> after six seconds the water is knee-high
37:59 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20+9
37:59 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+9: [1d20=9] 18
38:04 <Quarzuket> "HELP ME!!! I DO NOT WANT TO DIE!!! I AM KNEE HIGH!!!"
38:20 <blunderbuss> !throw 1d20
38:21 <diebot> blunderbuss, 1d20: [1d20=2] 2
38:27 <Honey> seeing blunder doing nothing, i move over to the door and try to open the door as well
38:39 <Ballig> the door responds to your fumbling with a confusing rearrangement of plates, knobs and levers
38:44 * Quarzuket starts to panic.
38:46 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 int check
38:47 <diebot> Honey, int check: [1d20=11] 12
39:03 <Ballig> Honey plays with the door and one of the chutes close
39:29 <blunderbuss> bluderbuss is going to attack the watershoots with his daggers
39:45 * Quarzuket swims around in panic "SO MUCH WATER, AM I GONNA DIE TODAY?"
40:09 <Korum> !roll 1d20+1 int check
40:09 <dicebot> Korum, int check: [1d20=15] 16
40:21 <Ballig> Korum plays with some of the knobs and a second chute closes
40:26 <Korum> "aha!
40:38 * Quarzuket yells "HEEEEEELP"
40:42 <Ballig> the water is now about waist height
40:46 <Korum> "3 more guys
40:46 <Ballig> what are you all doing
40:51 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 int check
40:51 <diebot> Honey, int check: [1d20=1] 2
41:04 <Honey> then nat 1s are awesome
41:10 <Ballig> Honey pulls a lever
41:13 <Ballig> and one of the closed chutes opens
41:16 * Korum sigh
41:18 * Quarzuket is whole under water!
41:19 <Korum> !roll 1d20+1 int check
41:20 <dicebot> Korum, int check: [1d20=18] 19
41:46 <Ballig> Korum says "Oh, oh! I see what just happened!" and turns another knob, which closes that chute again
42:50 <Ballig> small characters must now make swim checks to move
42:59 <Ballig> what are Honey and Korum doing
43:06 <Korum> !roll 1d20+1 int check
43:06 <dicebot> Korum, int check: [1d20=16] 17
43:07 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20-2 swim
43:07 <dicebot> Quarzuket, swim: [1d20=4] 2
43:14 <Quarzuket> "HLAP"
43:16 <Ballig> Korum closes a third chute
43:23 <Quarzuket> "I CANT SWIM"
43:23 <Ballig> two chutes remain open
43:24 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20
43:24 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
43:24 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 int check
43:24 <diebot> Honey, int check: [1d20=15] 16
43:45 <Ballig> Honey says "OH! I think I get it!" and she pulls a few levers, one of the chutes close
43:48 <Ballig> but then two open
43:52 <Ballig> three chutes remain open
44:45 <blunderbuss> !rolll 1d20
44:53 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20
44:53 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20: [1d20=6] 6
45:11 <Quarzuket> 40lbs equip and 40lbs my weight :P
45:16 <Ballig> what are you doing, Quarzuket
45:36 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20-2
45:37 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20-2: [1d20=13] 11
45:48 <Ballig> Honey and Korum, it's your turns
45:54 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 int check
45:54 <diebot> Honey, int check: [1d20=10] 11
45:58 <Korum> !roll 1d20+1 int check
45:59 <dicebot> Korum, int check: [1d20=3] 4
46:05 * Korum gulps
46:08 <Ballig> all 5 chutes are now open again
46:20 <Ballig> the water is now high enough that medium creatures must swim
46:26 <Honey> "Just smash this damn thing!"
46:27 <Quarzuket> "WE GONNA DIE TODAY!"
46:44 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20
46:45 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20: [1d20=15] 15
47:11 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20+4
47:12 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+4: [1d20=15] 19
47:25 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d8
47:26 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d8: [1d8=3] 3
47:38 <Ballig> you destroy one of the levers. maybe a lever that is needed to close a chute, who knows??
47:52 <Ballig> Quarzuket, what are you doing
49:32 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+3
49:32 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+3: [1d20=20] 23
49:45 <Ballig> Quarzuket jams one of the delicate mechanisms and a chute closes
49:47 <Ballig> 4/5 chutes remain open
49:56 <Ballig> Korum and Honey?
50:03 <Korum> !roll 1d20+1 int check
50:04 <dicebot> Korum, int check: [1d20=4] 5
50:11 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 int check
50:12 <diebot> Honey, int check: [1d20=12] 13
50:23 <Ballig> Korum makes a chute close! somehow!
50:30 <Ballig> but Honey makes it open again
50:32 <Ballig> 4/5 chutes remain open
51:18 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20
51:19 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20: [1d20=10] 10
51:20 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+3 assist
51:20 <dicebot> Quarzuket, assist: [1d20=18] 21
51:32 <Ballig> Quarzuket makes another chute close
51:33 <Ballig> 3/5 remain open
51:36 <Ballig> Korum and Hydrazine?
51:38 <Ballig> er, Honey?
51:41 <Ballig> (not Hydrazine, he's a jerk)
51:46 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 int check
51:47 <diebot> Honey, int check: [1d20=13] 14
51:47 <Korum> !roll 1d20+3 str check
51:47 <dicebot> Korum, str check: [1d20=11] 14
51:57 <Honey> i dont have more str than anybody
52:03 <Ballig> Honey makes a chute open!
52:09 <Ballig> 4/5 remain open
52:32 <Ballig> the water is about three quarters of the way to the ceiling
52:46 <Korum> "running out of optons here honey"
52:51 * Quarzuket cries.
53:21 <Ballig> Quarzuket's turn
53:42 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+3 str
53:43 <dicebot> Quarzuket, str: [1d20=12] 15
53:51 <Ballig> Quarzuket jams another mechanism and a chute closes
53:53 <Ballig> 3/5 remain open
53:57 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
54:11 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20
54:13 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20: [1d20=6] 6
54:19 <Ballig> blunderbuss opens a chute
54:21 <Ballig> 4/5 remain open
54:27 <Ballig> Korum/Honey
54:34 <Korum> !roll 1d20+1 int check
54:34 <dicebot> Korum, int check: [1d20=3] 4
54:41 <Ballig> Korum closes a chute!
54:43 <Ballig> 3/5 remain open
55:03 <Honey> i will tap quarz with the water breathing
55:13 <Ballig> Quarzuket can now breathe underwater
55:14 <Korum> "traitor!"
55:15 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
55:25 <Quarzuket> "blurb"
55:29 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+3 str
55:30 <dicebot> Quarzuket, str: [1d20=20] 23
55:34 <Ballig> Quarzuket closes another chute
55:36 <Ballig> 2/5 remain open
55:39 <Ballig> blunderbuss's turn
55:47 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20
55:47 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
55:55 <Ballig> blunderbuss is finally useful and closes a chute
55:56 <Ballig> 1/5 remain open
56:01 <Ballig> Korum/Honey
56:02 <Korum> !roll 1d20+1 int check
56:02 <dicebot> Korum, int check: [1d20=10] 11
56:13 <Ballig> there is a clicking sound and the final chute closes
56:18 * Korum cheers
56:27 <Quarzuket> "blurb blurb blurb"
57:00 <Ballig> you can now open the door in front of you if you wish
57:06 <Korum> "we did it guys!"
57:09 <Ballig> blunderbuss opens the door!
57:13 <Quarzuket> "Blurbity, blurby, blurb
57:26 <Quarzuket> "Finaly the water is away!!!"
58:12 <blunderbuss> " hey whatcha doing up there?"
58:12 <Ballig> Once-cheerful mosaics of smiling children and adults running 
58:12 <Ballig> through  the  streets  of  Absalom  line  the  walls,  but  age  and 
58:12 <Ballig> water  damage  smear  the  faces  enough  to  make  it  seem  as 
58:12 <Ballig> though  they  weep.  Sturdy  work  benches  and  bookshelves 
58:12 <Ballig> line  the  walls.  An  intricate  mess  of  bronze  chains,  plates, 
58:12 <Ballig> pendulums,  and  gears  that  form  a  sort  of  astrolabe  dangle 
58:12 <Ballig> high  above  the  room.  Catwalks  spin  out  from  the  walls  in 
58:12 <Ballig> three places, curving on a horizontal plane and meeting in an 
58:12 <Ballig> open  circle  in  the  middle  of  the  room.  Between  the  catwalk 
58:12 <Ballig> circle dangles the body of a desiccated elf, ragged and dusty 
58:16 <Ballig> scraps  of  clothing  barely  covering  his  thin,  bony  body.  He 
58:17 <Ballig> seems  to  be  dangled  in  a  maze  of  chains  connected  to  the 
58:17 <Ballig> massive  astrolabe  above  and  the  chains  clank  silently  as  he 
58:17 <Ballig> lolls his head from side to side.
58:50 <Quarzuket> 6 round raged today 3 left, i found i did not update my sheet after i hit lvl 2 :/
58:50 <Korum> "there better not be any more water traps..."
59:02 <Quarzuket> so it should be 9rounds a day
00:12 <Ballig> The desiccated elf ’s head lolls to the side again and his eyes 
00:13 <Ballig> flutter  open.  He  stiffens  and  tugs  at  his  tethers,  screaming 
00:13 <Ballig> with  rage.  “You!  You  ungrateful,  short-lived  insects!  I  was 
00:13 <Ballig> betrayed  and  dragged  on  this  altar  of  pride!  Mortality  is  all 
00:13 <Ballig> you crawling beasts deserve!
00:33 <blunderbuss> "well what ever did i do to you sir?"
01:02 <Korum> "where is the minotaur!"
01:26 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 Init
01:27 <diebot> Honey, Init: [1d20=15] 15
01:27 <Ballig> roll initiative
01:30 <blunderbuss> i tilt up my hat
01:31 <Korum> !roll 1d20
01:31 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20: [1d20=13] 13
01:38 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20+3
01:39 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
01:41 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2 init
01:42 <dicebot> Quarzuket, init: [1d20=8] 10
02:07 <Korum> "watch out guys, were going to fight an old tied up elf"
02:08 * Korum laughs
03:02 <Quarzuket> "Looks like a job for a raging gnome"
03:08 * Quarzuket laughs as well
03:41 <Ballig> a massive pendulum swings from the ceiling
03:51 <Ballig> !rand Quarzuket Korum blunderbuss Honey
03:51 <dicebot> Ballig, random: Korum
03:53 <Ballig> at Korum
03:56 <Korum> eep
04:12 <Quarzuket> "watch out"
04:26 <Ballig> it misses him
04:30 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
04:38 <Korum> "ow, careful guys"
05:25 <Honey> im trying to figure out what my roll is
05:46 <Ballig> roll or role?
05:50 <blunderbuss> roll
05:52 <Honey> no
06:05 <Quarzuket> huh?
06:07 <Honey> retrieve alchemist fire
06:12 <MekkisScreen> .
06:13 <Honey> throw it at nasty
06:23 <Honey> !throw 1d20-7
06:23 <diebot> Honey, 1d20-7: [1d20=13] 6
06:28 <Honey> i miss!
06:30 <Ballig> !dist 30 20
06:34 <diebot> Ballig, Length of hypotenuse: 36.055513
06:39 <Ballig> he's 35 feet away from you, just fyi
06:46 <Ballig> it's Korum's turm
06:55 <Honey> it splashes somewhere
07:16 * Korum moved to U6
07:27 <Honey> and ill five foot east end turn
09:03 * Korum casts daze
09:06 <Honey> whats the DC for your daze?
09:12 <Korum> 10+3+0
09:17 <Ballig> he appears unaffected
09:50 <Ballig> panels move around the contraption and conceal him from you, and he begins casting a spell
09:54 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
10:15 <Quarzuket> hmm
10:30 <Quarzuket> move 20ft SE
10:52 <Quarzuket> end turn
11:09 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
11:46 <Honey> to reload a two handed weapon is a full round action
12:00 <Honey> if you have paper cartriges it reduces it to standard
12:10 <Honey> if you have rapid reload it reduces it to a move action
12:19 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
12:42 <Honey> i will cast sanctuary on myself
12:47 <Ballig> okay
12:50 <Ballig> movement remains
12:58 <Honey> move W8
13:15 <Ballig> okay
13:17 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
13:18 <Honey> i wave at hiim.
13:47 <Ballig> standard action remains
14:46 <Honey> you can also find them in Ultimate equipment too i believe
15:10 <Korum> !roll 1d20-4
15:10 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20-4: [1d20=5] 1
15:15 <Ballig> your first volley misses
15:21 <Ballig> the elf finishes casting his spell
15:39 <Ballig> !dist 20 10
15:39 <diebot> Ballig, Length of hypotenuse: 22.360680
15:41 <Korum> "ill get the minotaur, you guys take this guy down!"
16:12 <Ballig> Honey, Quarzuket - make will saves
16:31 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+2
16:31 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+2: [1d20=18] 20
16:55 <Honey> !throw 1d20+3
16:55 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
16:59 <Ballig> okay
17:17 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 Spell craft
17:17 <diebot> Honey, Spell craft: [1d20=15] 20
17:22 <Ballig> Honey: hypnotism
17:26 <Honey> cool cool
17:29 <Ballig> chains strewn along the floor of the workshop begin to snake around Quarzuket
18:17 <Quarzuket> "what is that, how the chains can move?"
18:32 <Ballig> Quarzuket is entangled by the chains
19:12 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
19:17 <Ballig> <?entangled
19:18 <diebot> The character is ensnared. Being entangled impedes movement, but does not entirely prevent it unless the bonds are anchored to an immobile object or tethered by an opposing force. An entangled creature moves at half speed, cannot run or charge, and takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls and a 4 penalty to Dexterity. An entangled character who
19:18 <diebot> attempts to cast a spell must make a concentration check (DC 15 + spell level) or lose the spell.
19:51 <Quarzuket> so 10ft SE
20:14 <Quarzuket> SE E
20:16 <Quarzuket> :)
20:39 <Quarzuket> escape artist possible?
20:41 <Ballig> yes
20:49 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20-1
20:49 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20-1: [1d20=7] 6
20:55 <Ballig> you fail to get out of the chains
20:56 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
21:48 <Wrothmonk> ?
21:52 <Wrothmonk> !
21:55 <Wrothmonk> ,
22:09 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
22:20 <Honey> Move X-6 on top of the catwalk
22:28 <Honey> double move
22:35 <Honey> yes i know i counted it all out
23:18 <Honey> half speed
23:22 <Honey> one north
23:43 <Ballig> roll an acrobatics check
23:43 <Honey> !throw 1d20-4
23:44 <diebot> Honey, 1d20-4: [1d20=16] 12
23:45 <Ballig> okay
23:49 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
23:54 <Ballig> make a ranged touch attack
24:08 <Ballig> -4 for non-proficiency
24:10 <Korum> !roll 1d20-4
24:10 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20-4: [1d20=8] 4
24:11 notfork has quit (EOF from client)
24:15 <Ballig> next volley misses
24:17 <Ballig> you're next to the minotaur
24:18 <Steven> you forgot colon and semi colon
24:45 <Ballig> @Ballig
24:55 <Korum> !roll 1d20 @Ballig
25:07 <Ballig> it's the elf dude's turn
25:10 <Ballig> he moves some panels around
25:34 <Ballig> blunderbuss and Honey can no longer see him
25:54 <Ballig> a pendulum swings down towards Honey
26:07 <Honey> DC 16 to attack me.
26:10 <Ballig> hitting her
26:18 <Ballig> will save?
26:26 <Honey> yes will save
27:10 <Ballig> there is hesitation, but he still attacks you with the pendulum
27:41 <Ballig> the pendulum hits Honey for 1 damage
27:52 <Ballig> Honey make an acrobatics check
27:58 <Honey> !throw 1d20-4 climb to save from falling
27:59 <diebot> Honey, climb to save from falling: [1d20=4] 0
28:04 <Honey> i falls off the thing
28:19 <Honey> !throw 1d20-4 climb to save from falling
28:19 <diebot> Honey, climb to save from falling: [1d20=20] 16
28:32 <Honey> cool cool
28:37 <Ballig> Honey is holding on to the cat walk from below
28:43 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
28:47 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20-1 Escape A
28:47 <dicebot> Quarzuket, Escape A: [1d20=20] 19
28:55 <Ballig> you struggle and just barely fail to escape
29:05 <Ballig> movement action remains
29:14 <Quarzuket> moving to the South to the catwalk
29:18 <Quarzuket> entrance
29:25 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
29:34 <Quarzuket> guys I am sorry but I need to go afk for 10 maybe 20 minutes sort some RL stuff :/, can you wait so much for me?
29:46 <Ballig> do you want us to NPC you while you're gone?
29:52 <Quarzuket> ok
29:57 <Ballig> okay, hurry back
29:59 <Quarzuket> no problem with it
30:00 <Quarzuket> thank you
30:03 <Quarzuket> brb
31:20 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20+4-2
31:21 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+4-2: [1d20=7] 9
31:26 <Ballig> you fire and hit the mechanism
31:30 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
31:44 <Honey> hmmmmm
31:57 <Honey> ill climb back up
32:04 <Ballig> roll climb
32:08 <Honey> !throw 1d20-4 climb
32:09 <diebot> Honey, climb: [1d20=1] -3
32:11 <Ballig> you fall
32:16 <Honey> indeed i do
32:19 <Ballig> and take 6 damage
32:25 <Korum> quite spectaculary
32:32 <Ballig> you have a standard action remaining (you're prone)
32:46 <Honey> swift wand into my hand poke myself
32:50 <Honey> !throw 1d8+1
32:50 <diebot> Honey, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
33:15 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
33:34 <Honey> "hey Korum... want to join us in combat over here?"
33:46 <Korum> "on my way!"
34:43 <Honey> he
34:51 <Honey> has been drained mentally by the elf dude
34:55 <Honey> yeah... thats a good one
35:44 <Korum> !roll 1d20+4
35:44 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+4: [1d20=11] 15
36:06 <Ballig> the elf dood moves some panels around below him, and blunderbuss can no longer see him
36:37 <Ballig> a pendum swings at Korum
36:43 <Ballig> but misses him
36:47 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
37:22 <Ballig> Quarzuket gets to the bottom of the ladder
37:24 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
38:11 <Ballig> !dist 20 20
38:11 <diebot> Ballig, Length of hypotenuse: 28.284271
38:29 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20
38:29 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
38:37 <Ballig> you throw your dagger into the wall
38:41 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
38:47 <Honey> stand up
38:50 <Ballig> okay
39:04 <Honey> move south to the bench
39:12 <Honey> well not all the way
39:15 <Honey> just as far as i caqn go
39:19 <Ballig> you move there
39:21 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
39:29 * Honey waves at the elf
39:30 <Korum> !roll 1d20-4
39:30 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20-4: [1d20=19] 15
39:44 <Ballig> your candle hits him!
39:48 <Ballig> dealing 1 point of NL and 1 point of fire damage
40:13 <Honey> fuck balls.... i think imma throw up again....
40:15 <Korum> !roll 1d20+4
40:15 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+4: [1d20=18] 22
40:35 <Korum> !roll 1d20+3
40:35 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
40:40 <Ballig> your attack is magically deflected
40:53 <Ballig> a pendulum swings at Korum
41:04 <Ballig> just barely hitting him
41:15 <Ballig> dealing 3 damage
41:17 <Ballig> make an acrobatics check
41:26 <Korum> !roll 1d20+4
41:26 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24
41:37 <Ballig> but you don't fall off the catwalk
41:41 <Ballig> a pendulum swings at Korum
41:51 <Ballig> what's your touch AC again
42:06 <Ballig> yeah I knew that, I was creating suspense
42:07 <Ballig> he misses
42:12 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
42:17 <Ballig> he climbs the ladder, and the chains fall off him
42:21 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
43:04 <Ballig> blunderbuss reloads
43:06 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
43:14 <Honey> i channel excluding elf
43:18 <Honey> !throw 2d6
43:18 <diebot> Honey, 2d6: [2d6=2,3] 5
43:35 <Honey> move south towards the table
43:57 <Honey> yes
44:38 <Honey> yes
44:42 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
44:45 <Korum> !roll 1d20+3 Attack with morningstar
44:45 <dicebot> Korum, Attack with morningstar: [1d20=5] 8
44:50 <Ballig> your attack is deflected
44:51 <Ballig> movement remains
44:53 <Ballig> your candle has burned out
45:13 <Ballig> a pendulum swings at Korum
45:18 <Ballig> and hits him
45:24 <Ballig> for 2 damage
45:26 <Ballig> make an acrobatics check
45:28 <Korum> !roll 1d20+4
45:29 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+4: [1d20=10] 14
45:39 <Ballig> you stay on the catwalk
45:44 <Ballig> another pendulum swings at Korum
45:56 <Ballig> and hits him
46:00 <Ballig> for 1 damage
46:04 <Korum> !roll 1d20+4
46:04 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+4: [1d20=9] 13
46:10 <Ballig> but Korum stays on the catwalk
46:13 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
46:25 <Ballig> Quarzuket tries to move full speed
46:29 <Ballig> !roll 1d20+4 acrobatics
46:29 <dicebot> Ballig, acrobatics: [1d20=7] 11
46:45 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
47:36 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20-2
47:36 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20-2: [1d20=7] 5
47:39 <Ballig> you miss him
47:45 <Ballig> movement remains
48:16 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
48:33 <Honey> well korums ass beating is messing up my plans to search the table for useful shit
48:41 <Honey> move north 3 squares
48:43 <Honey> channel
48:45 <Korum> someone has to do SoMETHING
48:51 <Honey> exclude elf dude
48:56 <Honey> !throw 2d6
48:56 <diebot> Honey, 2d6: [2d6=3,1] 4
49:13 <Ballig> movement remains
49:15 <Honey> i moved 3 north
49:26 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
49:26 <Korum> !roll 1d20+3 Morningstar attack
49:26 <dicebot> Korum, Morningstar attack: [1d20=7] 10
49:30 <Honey> otherwise it wouldnt hit them on the catwalk i dont think
49:34 <Ballig> your attack is deflected magically
49:35 <Ballig> movement remains
49:53 <Korum> !roll 1d20+4
49:54 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+4: [1d20=12] 16
49:58 <Honey> nah dude just beat his face in!
50:05 <Ballig> a pendulum swings at Korum
50:16 <Honey> and quite insane
50:17 <Ballig> hitting him
50:27 <Ballig> dealing 2 damage
50:30 <Korum> !roll 1d20+4
50:30 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+4: [1d20=16] 20
50:50 <Ballig> a pendulum swings at Korum again
50:55 <Ballig> and hits
51:04 <Ballig> dealing 8 damage
51:14 <Ballig> Korum is on -4 and dying
51:16 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
51:21 <Quarzuket> 5ft step north, rage, full attack action
51:26 <Ballig> make an acrobatics check
51:38 * Korum falls to one knee dramatically
51:41 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4
51:41 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+4: [1d20=6] 10
51:47 <Ballig> roll to hit
52:00 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6 falchion
52:00 <dicebot> Quarzuket, falchion: [1d20=12] 18
52:09 * Korum then passes out
52:10 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+1 bite
52:10 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bite: [1d20=9] 10
52:12 <Ballig> your falchion hits
52:14 <Ballig> roll damage
52:27 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+4
52:27 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d6+4: [1d6=3] 7
52:41 <Ballig> slicing through his sides
52:43 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
53:48 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20+7
53:48 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=13] 20
54:22 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
54:26 <Honey> !throw 2d6 Channel Excluding Elf
54:26 <diebot> Honey, Channel Excluding Elf: [2d6=6,1] 7
54:31 <Honey> end turn
54:53 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn, you're currently prone on the catwalk
55:08 <Honey> are you a bard?
55:12 <Korum> yeh
55:15 <Honey> then you suck!
55:19 <Honey> lol
55:31 <Korum> !roll 1d8+1
55:32 <dicebot> Korum, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
56:00 <Korum> !roll 1d20+4
56:01 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+4: [1d20=16] 20
56:04 <Ballig> Korum stands
56:26 <Quarzuket> :)
56:31 <Ballig> the elf casts a spell
56:45 <Quarzuket> AoO?
57:10 <Honey> !throw 1d20+5 Spellcraft
57:11 <diebot> Honey, Spellcraft: [1d20=4] 9
57:16 <Ballig> an obscuring mist begins to emanate from him
57:18 <Honey> i dont know what it is
57:32 <blunderbuss> it makes it hard to see
57:33 <Honey> i have a feeling though....
57:40 <Ballig> a pendulum swings to hit Quarzuket
57:44 <Ballig> but misses
57:47 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
57:56 <Quarzuket> 5ft step north, rage, full attack action
58:04 <Ballig> roll acrobatics
58:09 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6 falch
58:10 <dicebot> Quarzuket, falch: [1d20=18] 24
58:15 <Ballig> roll to hit
58:31 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6 falch
58:31 <dicebot> Quarzuket, falch: [1d20=2] 8
58:37 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+1 bite
58:38 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bite: [1d20=16] 17
59:11 <Ballig> your bite hits
59:15 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d3+1
59:15 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d3+1: [1d3=2] 3
59:28 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
00:25 <Quarzuket> move to flanking position :P
00:39 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20+4
00:39 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+4: [1d20=18] 22
00:46 <Ballig> you miss
00:57 <Ballig> movement remains
01:24 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
01:26 <Ballig> you can't see anyone anymore
01:58 <Honey> ill cast bless
02:19 <Ballig> movement remains
02:25 <Honey> ill move to the staircase
02:37 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
02:57 <Korum> !roll 1d20+4
02:58 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+4: [1d20=2] 6
03:10 <Korum> !roll 1d20+3
03:10 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
03:17 <Ballig> you fall
03:26 <Ballig> and take 1 damage
04:33 <Ballig> a pendulum swings at Quarzuket and hits him
04:47 <Ballig> for 4 damage
04:52 <Ballig> Quarzuket: make an acrobatics check
05:18 <Honey> the +1 attack and damage is competence
05:30 <Honey> the save vs fear and charm is moral
05:41 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4
05:42 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24
05:49 <Ballig> another pendulum swings at Quarzuket
06:03 <Ballig> it swings by his ear and barely misses him
06:07 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
06:24 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6+1+1
06:24 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+6+1+1: [1d20=14] 22
06:31 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+1+1+1
06:31 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+1+1+1: [1d20=2] 5
06:37 <Ballig> the falchion hits
06:45 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d6+4+1
06:45 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d6+4+1: [1d6=3] 8
06:55 <Ballig> the elf is looking very hurt
06:56 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
07:25 <Ballig> it's Honey's turn
07:32 <Honey> climb ladder
07:42 <Ballig> 20 feet of movement to climb the ladder
07:47 <Honey> !throw 1d20-4
07:48 <diebot> Honey, 1d20-4: [1d20=18] 14
08:21 <Honey> Y16
08:25 <Honey> no i was moving half speed
08:31 <Ballig> it's Korum's turn
08:32 <Honey> my character is cautious
08:47 <Korum> !roll 1d20+4
08:47 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+4: [1d20=2] 6
08:54 <Ballig> you fail to move along the catwalk
09:02 <Ballig> a pendulum swings at Quarzuket
09:07 <Ballig> and hits him
09:15 <Ballig> for 4 damage
09:19 <Ballig> acrobatics, Quarzuket
09:23 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4
09:25 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+4: [1d20=14] 18
09:30 <Ballig> another pendulum hits him
09:36 <Ballig> for 6 damage
09:43 <Ballig> another acrobatics
09:48 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+4
09:48 <dicebot> Quarzuket, 1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17
09:50 <Ballig> (I see this as the guy being all "get off me! get off me! ahhhh!")
09:57 <Ballig> okay, Quarzuket stays on the catwalk
09:59 <Ballig> it's Quarzuket's turn
10:18 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+6+1+1 falch
10:19 <dicebot> Quarzuket, falch: [1d20=3] 11
10:32 <Quarzuket> !roll 1d20+1+1+1 bite
10:34 <dicebot> Quarzuket, bite: [1d20=8] 11
10:37 <Ballig> both attacks miss
10:41 <Ballig> it's blunderbuss's turn
11:30 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20+4
11:30 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+4: [1d20=7] 11
11:41 <Ballig> and you hit!
11:42 <Ballig> roll damage
11:56 <Honey> obviously less than 10
12:00 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d8
12:00 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d8: [1d8=2] 2
12:01 <Honey> or 11 even
12:08 <Honey> whatever it is i mean
12:11 <Ballig> your blunderbluss blows up in his face and he begins dying
14:20 <Quarzuket> "LOOT!"
14:38 <Korum> !roll 1d20+7
14:40 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25
14:59 <Honey> "I'll go check on the Minotaur!"  
15:05 <Korum> "MWAHWHAHA ITS MINE"
15:12 <Korum> "yeah im outta cure spells"
15:45 <Honey> i explain it to him very calmly
15:51 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10 Diplo
15:52 <diebot> Honey, Diplo: [1d20=13] 23
17:02 <Honey> you should probably type that into chat... cause now it sounds like you are a little off in the head.
17:11 <Quarzuket> :D
19:06 <Quarzuket> yay
19:18 <Honey> yeah i got full prestige too!
19:21 <Honey> on Salvanar
19:23 <Korum> "good work guys, so how about those beers now?"
20:00 <Honey> you guys are welcome for my awesome channels
20:07 <Quarzuket> :)
21:13 <Ballig> PM me your PFS number, and how much gold, exp and prestige you had before the game starte
21:15 <Ballig> +d
21:20 <Ballig> anyone with day job rolls can make them now (or take 10 if you want)
21:38 <Honey> is that a new ruling?
21:44 <Honey> you are now allowed to take 10 on dayjobs?
22:06 <Ballig> maximum first steps is 417
22:13 <Ballig> yeah, it's a new ruling in 4.2
22:22 <Korum> !roll 1d20+14
22:22 <dicebot> Korum, 1d20+14: [1d20=14] 28
24:25 <blunderbuss> !roll 1d20+7
24:26 <dicebot> blunderbuss, 1d20+7: [1d20=12] 19
26:37 <Ballig> what's that roll for blunderbuss
27:04 <Quarzuket> got my pm?
27:30 <Ballig> yep yep, thanks
27:33 <Ballig> I'll email the chronicle sheet to you
27:50 <Quarzuket> thank you
30:55 <blunderbuss> thanks
31:07 <blunderbuss> when you level up do you roll the hp or anything?
31:23 <blunderbuss> !rolll 1d6
31:26 <Honey> no
31:33 <blunderbuss> its half?
31:39 <Quarzuket> you get half your Hit dice + CON
31:47 <Honey> you get half your hit die+1
32:03 <Honey> +con
32:42 <blunderbuss> 3+3=6?
32:42 <Ballig> it's half plus one isn't it
32:42 <Honey> so if you have a d8 you get 5+con
37:01 <Ballig> page 10 of the PFS guide
58:10 <Steven> tryin to get dungeon keeper to run in windows 7
58:15 <Steven> such a pain
40:33 <Honey> "What just happened?"
40:34 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
40:35 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=20] 22
41:00 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 perc if applicable
41:00 <diebot> Honey, perc if applicable: [1d20=16] 17
41:08 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 Init
41:08 <diebot> Honey, Init: [1d20=4] 4
41:10 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 init
41:10 <diebot> Spork, init: [1d20=20] 22
41:10 <Russo> !roll 1d20+3 Initiative
41:11 <dicebot> Russo, Initiative: [1d20=9] 12
41:15 <Honey> oh yeah my 4.... epic
41:20 <frok> !roll 1d20+2
41:20 <dicebot> frok, 1d20+2: [1d20=3] 5
41:43 <Honey> do i have time to say something?
41:50 <Honey> or are we going into combat?
42:01 <Russo> Yes to both, I would think.
42:29 <Honey> "You!  Kobold!  I have a deal for you!"  If i have time to say such a thing
42:52 <kapow> "I am no kobold!"
43:25 <Honey> i figured as much.
43:36 <Spork> charge 4W and crush it with my new axe!
43:44 <Spork> !throw 1d20+8 charrrrge!
43:44 <diebot> Spork, charrrrge!: [1d20=4] 12
44:00 <Spork> !throw 1d12+7 damage
44:00 <diebot> Spork, damage: [1d12=7] 14
44:17 <Honey> you arent gong to rage? lol
44:19 <frok> "for DINNAR!"
44:23 <Spork> "FOR DINNAR!"
44:41 <Honey> "Sporks for sure the louder brother!"
44:57 * frok ROAAAWRRRGHHHARRRGHH!!
45:06 <Honey> i make stuff up all the time when i GM
45:25 <Honey> mostly because the store players do wierd stuff that isnt in the book
46:10 <Honey> i wish i had better shades.... its so freakin bright in this room
46:32 <Spork> !throw 1d20+6 AOO that bastard for daring to leave
46:33 <Honey> hit em hard!
46:33 <diebot> Spork, AOO that bastard for daring to leave: [1d20=16] 22
46:39 <Spork> !throw 1d12+7
46:40 <diebot> Spork, 1d12+7: [1d12=5] 12
46:54 <Honey> i think he gets splashed against the wall lol
46:55 <Spork> "Hey, you get back here!"
47:14 <Honey> the 12 is the damage lol
47:33 <Spork> "Ha! See? You don't leave us, ya.. oh shit!"
47:35 <Spork> grab?
47:48 <Honey> do et!
48:20 * frok applauds
48:26 <Spork> "Strong brother!"
48:33 <Spork> "Hey, ain't this the fancy sword we're lookin' for?"
48:50 * frok gives Russo the bandana and pets Simon the head
48:55 <Spork> "Green sword, right?"
48:56 <frok> Pets him on*
48:59 * Honey reads the note that the promise contained within the katana
49:02 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2
49:02 <diebot> Spork, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
49:04 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Perception
49:05 <dicebot> Russo, Perception: [1d20=12] 13
49:13 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 perc
49:13 <diebot> Honey, perc: [1d20=2] 3
49:20 <frok> !roll 1d20+2 per
49:20 <dicebot> frok, per: [1d20=10] 12
49:24 <Honey> i am too busy reading my previous notes.
49:55 <frok> "hey honey, we done here?"
50:19 <Spork> "We ain't finished lookin' through the place yet though.."
51:18 * frok kicks his body into the well
51:22 <Spork> "Who makes a sword out of this crap anyway?"
51:23 <Honey> "We have the katana, trade agreements, and killed a grip of undead."
51:35 <Honey> "Thats everything they told us to do."
51:35 <Russo> Two undead.
51:44 <Russo> "One skeleton, one ghoul."
52:00 <Spork> "An' some kobolds."
52:00 <Russo> "What's a grip of undead, anyhow?"
52:10 <Spork> "Well, its when they get yer ear."
52:12 * Spork nods.
52:21 <Honey> "This note I have says that the katana contains a promise."
52:27 <Russo> "Where you are within an undead's grasp?"
52:33 <Spork> "How do you put a promise in a sword?"
52:39 * frok grips Spork in demonstration
52:40 * Spork lets Honey have a look.
52:43 <Honey> "Secret compartment."
52:44 <Russo> "In the hilt?"
53:04 <Russo> Take 20?
53:05 <Honey> lol
53:11 * frok thinks hilt is a dirty word
53:21 * frok blushes
53:57 * frok reads the dragon book in a quiet corner
54:09 <Honey> honey said we completed the mission objectives
54:23 <Spork> "So, time to go?"
54:33 <Spork> "Bring stuff home, get a pat on the head?'
54:46 <Russo> "That's the Pathfinder Society, yep."
55:00 <frok> "ooh! Oh! Birdman said we get fireworks!"
55:33 <Honey> Giving the trade prince the documents, report the redead undead
55:47 <Honey> and im trying to find the promise in the sword.
56:02 <Honey> on the way back
56:15 <Honey> unless somebody else wants to try.
56:47 <Honey> its a day travel back?
56:54 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Perception to assist.
56:55 <dicebot> Russo, Perception to assist.: [1d20=20] 21
56:58 <Honey> if i remember correctly
57:16 <Spork> "Maybe somebody already got it out?"
57:32 <***> Buffer Playback...
57:33 <***> Playback Complete.
57:54 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception to help
57:54 <diebot> Spork, perception to help: [1d20=18] 20
57:58 <Spork> "What you guys lookin' at?"
58:01 <Spork> "Is it this thing?"
58:06 <frok> !throw 1d20+2 helping!
58:07 <diebot> frok, helping!: [1d20=5] 7
58:25 <Honey> YAY! first time i've ever gotten this boon!
58:37 <Honey> i have no clue at all what it does.
58:52 <Russo> Not much, yet. Still no mods use it.
59:00 <frok> "wassat  say?"
59:13 <Spork> "We gonna leave now, or you wanna finish lookin' around?"
59:35 <Honey> ill use the other scroll of comprehend languages we found, and read the letter completely
59:43 <fuedR> hey
00:13 <frok> Wooh!
00:22 <Spork> walk up, kill stuff, go home.
00:52 * frok plays with fireworks, goes fishing in the koi pond
02:31 <kapow> pfs #, start gold, xp, prestige and an email address
02:45 <kapow> and faction
02:52 <tashes> Ill give you all that when Im not in bed
03:54 <kapow> need you all to send me them
03:57 <Steven> I havent figured out my exact gold and everything, i will print them off and fill them in then.
04:00 <kapow> again if you already have just in case
04:09 <kapow> kk
04:27 <kapow> cause i didn't get to copy down anything from last week cause of all the stupid shit going on
04:45 <Steven> dont worry i dont screw around with cheating.  Its kind of lame to cheat on a game ya know.
05:02 <Steven> its so freakin bright in the house right now
05:25 <Steven> im putting my shades back on.
06:27 <Steven> i got the same thing when i booked my flight back home
06:36 <Steven> like 7 emails telling me that i purchased a flight
07:16 <fuedR> is that for the game at 3 or the later one?
07:26 <Steven> dont do it tasha its a trap
07:30 <Hydrazine> So we pretty much facerolled that session.
07:32 <tashes> That was the game we just finished
08:12 <fuedR> which one?
08:35 <Steven> good game kapow
08:52 <kapow> totally wrecked atm man
09:03 <Steven> me too man, me too
09:10 <Avatar> first steps 2 really takes it out of you aye
09:26 <tashes> Hay avatar 
09:33 <Avatar> tashes
09:37 <Steven> its a fairly nasty scenario with multiple ways of killing people.
09:43 <tashes> We killed 2 players with fs2
09:50 <tashes> :(
09:52 <Steven> and avatar, i finally got the Kirin boon.
09:55 <tashes> Poor kitaro 
09:59 <Avatar> be prepared
10:03 <Steven> 1st time on any character ive ever played
10:11 <kapow> no i just feel sick today and after last week i was really over that scenario
10:33 * tashes hugs Kapow
10:36 <Steven> last week drama was shitty, but hey you finished it out strong
10:47 <kapow> gonna take a 2 week or something hietus from dming even though so close to star!
10:49 * tashes hugs Steven too (get better!)
10:52 <Steven> course it helped we weren't rolling super low
10:59 <Avatar> you'll get there kapow you'll get there
11:01 <kapow> yeah
11:16 <tashes> And a smaller party was nice too
11:20 <Steven> tashes, i get a migraine every 2 or so days, there is no getting better.
11:22 <kapow> i got a surprise dm on wednesday so it helped :P
11:35 <kapow> gonna play planetside 2 come
11:37 <kapow> some*
12:07 <Steven> think imma play some dungeon keeper
12:10 <Steven> 2
12:22 <tashes> Ima nap
12:24 <fuedR> my first game in a few hours im excited woo
12:33 <tashes> Good luck!
12:33 <Steven> nap might be good too
12:49 <Steven> also... my life oracle now channels at 2d6...
12:52 <Steven> bwahahahahah
13:43 <fuedR> aww i redid my character sheet yesterday and it didnt save properly ;(
13:52 <Steven> !throw 2d6
13:53 <diebot> Steven, 2d6: [2d6=6,6] 12
14:01 <Steven> oh.... see its already amazing
14:06 <Mekkis> !throw 1d201
14:35 <tashes> :3
14:44 <Avatar> :3
14:49 <tashes> Fork likes being healed.
14:55 <Hydrazine> Spork too.
15:12 <Avatar> do you two have characters called fork and spork
15:18 <Hydrazine> Yes.
15:23 <Avatar> lollllllllllll
15:24 <tashes> Yes
15:30 <Hydrazine> Have you somehow missed this?
15:34 <Hydrazine> Fork and Spork are awesome.
15:34 <tashes> They're orcs 
15:41 <Avatar> fork and spork the orcs
15:42 <fuedR> lol
15:49 <Hydrazine> Well, yeah.
16:03 <tashes> Steven, tell him forknspork are awesome!
16:24 <Hydrazine> Fork is named Fork because its the first word his parents thought of that rhymes with orc.
16:47 <Steven> They are humerus  
16:51 <Hydrazine> And Spork is Spork because.. it rhymes with Fork. They've never heard of the utensil.
17:15 <Steven> humorous 
17:21 <Steven> how the fuck do you spell that word?
17:21 <Hydrazine> humorous.
17:32 <Hydrazine> humerus is a bone.
17:42 * Steven shrugs.
18:31 <tashes> Humorous 
18:36 <tashes> Is what my ohoen says
18:41 <tashes> Phone
18:43 <tashes> ...
18:47 <tashes> Goodnight
19:14 <tashes> Also avatar, don't ask about splade 
19:47 <***> Buffer Playback...
19:48 <***> Playback Complete.
19:54 <steven> you need to stop impressing your fantasies upon me ballig...
20:27 <Avatar> ok
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20:46 <steven> if you want to play around with fued in a giant bowl of jello naked... just go for it mang
21:13 <steven> worst thing he can say is no, and then you just gotta grab a few hairs and clone him
21:59 <steven> then you legally own that bitch, and if you want him to wrestle naked with you in a bowl of jello well he has no choice.
21:59 <Mekkis> I finally got a mini for my Eidolon, Perfection
26:17 <mamoulianfh> hmm where i can find price list for spell components? :(
27:11 <fuedR> hmm
27:18 <fuedR> a little disturbing this history
27:39 <steven> unless an object has a listed price in a spell component portion of the spell
27:46 <fuedR> a spear has 20 range, but isnt a reach weapon?
28:22 <steven> its considered to be covered by a spell component pouch
28:54 <steven> except for wierd things like for Planar shift.
28:57 <mamoulianfh> oh ok, thank you and with eschew material no need even for the spell component pouch right?
29:24 <fuedR> !
30:34 <steven> well as long as the material component costs less than 1gp
31:46 <MincedSushi> >>
31:58 <mamoulianfh> understood, I was trying to find component price for color spray
35:12 <fuedR> ohhh it can be thrown
35:13 <fuedR> duh
35:34 <steven> pretty much, once you get a handy haversack/bag of holding, you just fill one of the side pockets up with spell component pouches
35:52 <steven> Folnor did that, spent 50g and got 10 of them.  and you will never have to buy another one.
37:32 <fuedR> can you use a one handed weapon as a twohanded weapon
37:51 <steven> yes you can wield a one handed weapon with two hands
49:04 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/Perfection_Front.png
49:55 <steven> you know you could make that into a jpeg and it would load way way way faster
50:05 <Mekkis> yes
50:24 <Mekkis> or I could have uploaded the DNG
50:35 <steven> you crazy
51:05 <steven> think imma see if walter is going to go to Zoecon 2012
51:19 <steven> if so i might hitch a ride and go with.
51:30 <Mekkis> ok... that's cool
52:08 <Mekkis> when you click on a link from a mibbit window, your web browser gives me the channel and server you're connected to
52:52 <steven> cool?
53:50 <mamoulianfh> looks like your computer is bugged O.o
54:01 <Mekkis> mamoulianfh, who's computer?
54:11 <mamoulianfh> the picture :P
54:26 <steven> i pretty much figure if somebody really wants to get into my computer they can
54:44 <steven> they can wreck the hell out of it, ill just set it right back up again
55:13 <Mekkis> depends how they wreck it
56:03 <Mekkis> If I had the inclination, it would take about one 0day to damage your computer such that it would require a new motherboard, and possibly a new CPU
56:39 <steven> yeah, but shit happens, ide just go buy a new one at that point.
57:17 <Mekkis> I suppose we're lucky that Bad Guys on the internet no longer try to kill your machine, right?
57:20 <steven> ide be pissed, but douches do that kind of shit and eventually theres gonna be somebody you cant stop from doing it.
57:55 <steven> instead they just steal your identity and wreck your credit score lol
58:10 <Mekkis> (the instead hijack it and use it for a DDOS, or a spam relay, or just a way of covering their tracks while hacking an Important Site)
58:18 <Mekkis> or that, I suppose
58:43 <steven> ide be more worried about the identity
58:49 <Mekkis> I don't actually understand what you really mean by "credit score"
00:15 <steven> because anybody who bounces off of you to hack something important, likely are picking people who cant defend themselves against shit like that
00:34 <steven> so anyone investigating it will be like... hmmmmm 80 year old woman... probably not the culprit
01:05 <Mekkis> depends on who the Someone Important is. The MPAA don't seem to care if you're an 80 year old woman
01:43 <steven> yeah but they are soggy cunts.
02:28 <steven> brb
02:39 <Mekkis> not sure what NASA would do, but from what I've heard, their IT security policy is mainly of the "hack us and we'll bury you" type. I bet that's not really the case though
09:44 <MekkisScreen> Redirection not permitted. Permission denied.
10:34 <steven> probably hire the person to fix the hole they got through.
12:17 <mamoulianfh> see you later
12:30 <steven> see ya
12:38 mamoulianfh has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
17:26 <Mekkis> steven, Heard of Gary McKillon?
18:14 <steven> no, but i can google him
22:21 <steven> ok i googled him
23:33 <Mekkis> I'm pretty sure that "extradite" and "hire" are two different things
24:31 <steven> problem, he wasnt a US citizen lol
24:44 <Mekkis> heh
28:32 <Mekkis> Thirty years ago, someone posted to the internet (at least what part of it existed back then) how much AD&D sucks :)
29:05 <Ballig> was it you
29:47 <Mekkis> I wasn't alive then, and I'm not sure if Geoff Huston has hooked his acoustic coupler up then...
33:46 <Mekkis> Looks like the first connection was in 1983, although I imagine that there were some connections before then
34:49 <Mekkis> http://article.olduse.net/%3C4126%40unc.UUCP%3E
39:24 <fuedR> !roll 1d20+3
39:25 <dicebot> fuedR, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
39:26 <fuedR> !roll 1d20+3
39:26 <dicebot> fuedR, 1d20+3: [1d20=19] 22
39:33 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
39:35 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
39:47 <fuedR> !roll 1d6+5
39:47 <dicebot> fuedR, 1d6+5: [1d6=4] 9
44:39 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Bless Weapon
44:41 <diebot> Mekkis, BLESS WEAPON transmutation ([]) paladin 1 1 standard action Range: touch Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:no
44:41 <diebot> This transmutation makes a weapon strike true against evil foes. The weapon is treated as having a +1 enhancement bonus for the purpose of bypassing the DR of evil creatures or striking evil incorporeal creatures (though the spell doesn't grant an actual enhancement bonus). The weapon also becomes good-aligned, which means it can bypass the DR of
44:42 <diebot> certain creatures. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.) Individual arrows or bolts can be transmuted, but affected projectile weapons (such as bows) don't confer the benefit to the projectiles they shoot. In addition, all critical hit rolls against evil foes are automatically successful, so every threat
44:42 <diebot> is a critical hit. This last effect does not apply to any weapon that already has a magical effect related to critical hits, such as a keen weapon or a vorpal sword.
50:30 steven has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
00:10 fuedR has quit (Quit: )
25:14 <Mekkis> does Enlarge Person stack with Beast Form?
29:05 <MincedSushi> You guys are boring tonight :I
29:45 <fuedR> sorry
29:56 <fuedR> if it helps i just woke up
31:12 <MincedSushi> It does~
31:33 <MincedSushi> So who be you? :3
32:49 <Steven> if it helps i dont care...
33:01 <fuedR> im new here
33:22 <fuedR> trying to learn as much about pathfinder as i can for a game im designing, having lots of fun
34:33 <Steven> is it a home brew, 3rd party content, completely new system
36:07 <fuedR> adaptation?
36:13 <fuedR> http://i.imgur.com/q5QFh.jpg
37:10 <Steven> ah, a virtual tabletop, cool
37:34 <fuedR> nah a full PC game lol
43:50 <Steven> think i might go play some video games....
44:00 <fuedR> im working on min now 
53:15 <Steven> damn it... dungeon keeper keeps crashing
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