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00:13 <Mort-> She is
00:25 <Mort-> Now I'm wondering about barding
00:58 <Mekkis> and I asked a group of five GMs this morning what to do when a character has Enforcer, Blade of Mercy, and Thug and frightens everything
01:22 <Mort-> Lol
01:24 <Mort-> What did they say
01:31 <Mort-> God I'm famous
01:45 <Mekkis> curl up in a foetal position and hope it's a bad dream
01:52 <Mort-> Or infamous
02:16 * Mort- finds a hole to hide in
02:25 <Mekkis> Mort-, bring Xyniel to cons and see what happens. THEN you might be as famous as Grolschmir
02:42 * Mort- turns a bright red
02:45 <Mort-> No thanks
02:51 <Mort-> I'm a poor mur
03:21 * Mort- has a feeling something not nice.
03:28 <Mekkis> it'll be FINE
03:43 <Mekkis> what other characters do you have?
03:49 * Mort- stays hidden in her hole
03:52 <Mort-> Kalara
03:56 <Mort-> Grull
03:59 <Mort-> Kendra
04:00 <Mekkis> !findchar Kalara
04:02 <Mort-> Aeryl
04:04 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Kalara, number: 414( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=414 )
04:11 <Mekkis> !findchar Grull
04:13 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Grull, number: 376( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=376 )
04:16 <Mort-> Need to get her leveled to 4 soon
04:27 <Mort-> Grulls sheet is really out of date
04:32 <Mort-> And yes kitaro
04:36 <Mort-> I'm a rogue
04:37 <Mort-> Now
04:47 <Mekkis> how does Kalara have 6 XP and 14 fame?
04:51 <Mort-> That was causing the lack of magic
05:13 <Mekkis> !findchar Aeryl
05:13 <Mort-> She is 1 more to 4
05:13 <Mort-> Her xp
05:15 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Aeryl, number: ( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char= )
05:20 <Mort-> Oh dear sheet not updated
05:47 <Mekkis> there's a bit of a lag: I think it's updated at 0:00 UTC, or maybe 0:00 CET
06:52 <Wrothmonk> Hey is kapok around? Just remembered I need to give my email and such to get the chronicle sheet.
06:59 <Wrothmonk> kapow*
07:02 <Mekkis> maybe
07:05 <Mekkis> or he may be asleep
07:09 <Mort-> Never mind
07:14 <Mort-> He should sleep
07:17 <Mort-> He has a game later
07:23 <Mort-> But uh what's up mek
07:31 <Mekkis> ????
07:55 <Mort-> I need to update kalara's sheet
07:58 <Mort-> And grulls
08:18 <Mort-> Uh. Did those people really say that?
08:25 <Mekkis> yes
08:45 * Mort- turns pink to her ears
09:22 * Mort- is a pinkmur!
09:29 <Mekkis> I didn't mention it was you
09:50 <Mort-> They don't know me anyway
10:02 * Mort- blushes
10:06 <Mekkis> ummm
10:09 <Mekkis> Darkwhite was there
10:12 <Mekkis> and he DOES
10:30 <Mort-> Uh he doesn't know me for what I've become
10:43 * Mort- blushes more
10:46 <Mekkis> hmmm
10:57 <Mort-> Mek. Darkwhite was there?
11:02 <Mekkis> yeah
11:04 <Mekkis> of course
11:14 * Mort- is a red lemur to ears now
11:24 <Mekkis> as I said, I didn't say it was you
11:29 * Mort- is torn between shaking or blushing
11:38 <Mort-> Thanks mek.
11:52 <Mekkis> oh
11:54 <Mort-> But it. Probably wouldn't. Make. Any difference
12:02 <Mekkis> and we talked about how to deal with gunslingers
12:20 * Mort- does a quick memory wipe on herself
12:22 <Mekkis> (it involved the Sunder manoeuvre a lot)
12:28 <Wrothmonk> I did not hear this conversation
12:41 <Wrothmonk> And considering I just made a gunslinger, care to enlighten me?
13:03 <Mort-> Limits mur. Chain that ability close to you. Don't let it go free
13:06 <Mekkis> if you want to carry around 3000gp sticks that do massive damage, don't complain when they get killed
13:25 * Mort- begins to spirit chain the ability. It is a foul dark art. Do not use it.
14:10 <Mekkis> if I were you, I'd just limit how much you use it
14:11 <Mort-> Learn mur. Learn.
14:19 <Mort-> Yes
14:23 <Mekkis> as in, don't use it unless the combat looks like it needs it
14:28 <Mort-> I will not use the full form
14:34 <Mort-> Just its half form
14:41 <Mort-> I didn't want to get flanked mek
14:54 <Mort-> I assumed those two nut fks had sa..
14:55 <Mort-> Lol
15:06 <Mort-> So i tried to cc one
15:07 <Mekkis> and I'd like you to get me a ruling about whether blade of mercy even works with natural weapons
15:57 <Mort-> Ill check anyway
16:09 <Mekkis> (otherwise I'll just rule no)
16:35 <Mort-> I'm checking
18:58 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz61hx?Intimidate-What-does-it-NOT-work-on#47
21:38 <Mekkis> I should also require you to only use sources that you a) own, and b) can carry unassisted
22:19 <Mort-> I can carry the whole of d20 unassisted
22:22 <Mort-> !
22:58 <Mekkis> I lug around 12kg of books so I can play my characters, so should you
29:07 <Wrothmonk> I could technically carry every rulebook for all table rpg games if I owned them in pdf format...
29:41 <Wrothmonk> But I think your talking about physical books so....
29:44 <Mekkis> but cherrypicking feats and traits out of random adventure paths is generally a bad idea
30:08 <ducknuckem> I remember when I successfully and with a huge margin, intimidated a devil.
30:19 <ducknuckem> The DM told me to gtfo of it's shop.
30:37 <ducknuckem> It's like, what is the point of intimidate if you just make the creature angrier and more hostile?
31:24 <ducknuckem> What's the point in being extremely lucky if it has absolutely no effect on the game?
31:36 <Steven> so what it is?
32:19 <Mekkis> what's the point of there being a GM if he doesn't have the "power" to prevent players using the rules to achieve stupid and unrealistic outcomes?
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33:09 <Wrothmonk> I thought that was the only reason for a gm besides good narration...
39:07 <Mekkis> there are SOME other reasons
42:32 <Mort-> Mek
42:37 <Mekkis> .
42:56 <Mort-> In the name of fairness i should not be the only one singled for this?
43:09 <Mekkis> probably not
43:17 <Mort-> Everyone who plays at your table should do the same?
43:30 <Mort-> Else its discrimination against me
43:34 <Mekkis> but I was genuinely looking at what to do about Xyneil
44:13 <Mort-> Ill restrain the other side of my ability. Not use it.
47:05 <Mekkis> it's not unknown that some GMs sometimes, consciously or unconsciously, go after the most annoying character. I try to avoid it, but it happens.
47:14 <Mekkis> are you sure you want it to be you
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48:54 <Mekkis> interesting: my laptop in Brisbane's still on and working :S
50:09 <Mort-> I'm going to bed
50:15 <Mort-> I have a game on tonight
50:27 <Mort-> Anyway. Aeryls pretty not annoyinp
50:44 <Mort-> I was trying to do pure support with her
52:02 <Mekkis> like Kernigahn
52:32 <Mort-> Yeah but i don't want flag bearer
52:52 <Mort-> It gets silly running up and down town trying to blow my flag up
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24:32 <Steven> doop doop doooooooooooooooooooooop
24:51 <Brunius> You reckon?
25:06 <Steven> indeed i do
25:09 <MekkisScreen> so
25:28 <MekkisScreen> Snickers is on $RandomPlane
25:37 <Brunius> Oh dear
25:40 <Brunius> What happened?
38:29 <Steven> holy potato... im starting to get tired... its only 11pm
40:42 <Steven> as soon as i mention it... no longer tired...
40:44 <Steven> suckfest
41:05 <Brunius> Wanna DM some pathfinder for us then?
42:01 <Steven> i dont have 5 hours to invest
43:57 <Steven> i mean i could do a first steps, but it would be truncated
44:25 <Steven> heavily lol
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02:49 <Steven> so.... how bout them crazy bitches?
03:05 <Hydrazine> wimmin be crazy.
03:41 <Steven> you're speaking to the choir man.
04:48 <Mort-> Someone was playing with planeshift
07:26 <Steven> yay?
07:30 <Avatar> yeah I have no idea what's going on with my character
08:02 <Hydrazine> I killed a buzzard by throwing a shotgun at it, Avatar!
08:07 <Avatar> can't really say what happened because it is spoiler loaded
08:25 <Avatar> does that work?
08:41 <Hydrazine> If its a corrosive Tediore, yes.
08:53 <Avatar> oh nice
09:10 <Hydrazine> gunzerker ftw.
09:27 <Avatar> I didn't like gunzerker
09:37 <Avatar> I have a gunzerzerker and a siryn
09:42 <Avatar> zerzer
09:46 <Hydrazine> i haven't tried the other ones yet.
10:02 <Avatar> the turret one looks as uninteresting as it was in borderlands 1
10:24 <Hydrazine> my fav. in 1 was pistol hunter.
10:34 <Hydrazine> get a good masher and win
10:37 <Avatar> what is that
10:59 <Steven> im pretty bored.... methinks i need to play me some video games
11:05 <Hydrazine> a masher? it was a special revolver type that had a shotgun spread.
11:31 <Hydrazine> with all the pistol specific stuff, masher headshots were OP.
11:55 <Hydrazine> did you know they added grenade launchers?
15:40 <Avatar> don't think I saw that
16:13 <Hydrazine> Seems like its only on some Dahl rifles.
16:59 <Avatar> I picked up a pistol that never needs reloading and that's really all I've been using
17:02 <Avatar> rapid fire pistol
17:21 <Avatar> even though the damage on it isn't great since I've progressed, it's still better than any other gun over time because other guns take time to reload
17:25 <Hydrazine> gunzerkers don't have to reload if they don't want to.
17:33 <Hydrazine> Once you get a way down the left tree atleast.
17:46 <Avatar> esp when you couple elemental effects into it where it's %chance to effect
17:55 <Avatar> more bullets = more chance
18:24 <Hydrazine> right now pretty much all my good guns are pistols, which isn't great, because they're mostly high volume, low damage type, and I chew through ammo.
19:15 <Avatar> yeah the no reload gun doesn't use ammo either
19:40 <Hydrazine> haven't got one of those yet.
19:47 <Avatar> what level are you
19:55 <Hydrazine> 30
20:42 <Avatar> I'm like 16
21:06 <Hydrazine> I should unload some of my old pieces onto you. I think I got a few around 15-18.
21:48 <Avatar> eh not bothered
30:50 <Steven> what you guys talkin boot?
33:17 <Avatar> borderlands 2
35:00 <Steven> ah.... i should probably get that game...
41:21 <Mort-> I think high level play is weird
41:24 <Mort-> Don't get it
41:40 <Mort-> You can skip plot hooks and stuff
47:52 <Hydrazine> you could play with me and Avatar, Steven
48:05 <Steven> i dont have the game.... sorry.
49:15 <Steven> i have to wait till i get some monies...  I gave all of it to Sam... she apparently has been doing a lot of shopping up in pullman while ive been gone
51:00 <Steven> i only got like 50 bucks to my name for the next two weeks
51:43 <Brunius> Sounds fun
52:24 <Steven> its not bad considering all my basic needs are met.  I have food, shelter and whatever nonexpensive thing i ask my grandma for
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15:48 <Steven> so........ bored....
15:51 <Steven> cant sleep.
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01:15 <Wrothmonk> Yes internet is back up!
11:29 <Steven> okay sleep time... have a great one everybody
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04:50 <Brunius> Is anyone other than kapow running anything ever again?
14:56 <Hydrazine> no
22:57 <Wrothmonk> It kapok about?
26:19 <Brunius> Man, school tomorrow
26:21 <Brunius> This is gonna suck
32:28 <kapow> i am
38:48 <Wrothmonk> K, so what do you need for the chronicle sheet? Email or will you need starting gold and stuff
48:39 <Avatar> zzzz
50:58 <Avatar> f dayligth savings
52:45 <kapow> all i needed from ou was email i had rest from yesterday
54:04 <Wrothmonk> Ok, gotcha. 
56:47 <Wrothmonk> Sent email in pm, please try and send the chronicle sheet an hour before the game so I can get some more ammunition.
01:39 <kapow> i feel the love hydra i'm just giving the other dm's a nice break letting em play recharge their batteries
10:35 <Avatar> I brought a lot of ammo for my gun yesterday
10:40 <Avatar> I usually just keep a lot on me so I never run out
10:48 <Avatar> and it turns out I was running out of ammo
11:14 <Avatar> running out of ammo when you're a gunslinger, especially on a high tier scenario, is somewhat scary
11:48 <Avatar> the only other way I could contribute in scenario is by running into combat and tanking and pistol whipping
11:58 <Avatar> which would be much much less effective
21:28 <kapow> Mort- is now forever to be known as Jerald
22:07 <kapow> lol
23:16 <Wrothmonk> I actually though I would use more, I still have 50 shots left in bullets :P
23:35 <Wrothmonk> I was just going to see if I could afford some alchemical cartdridges
30:09 <Mekkis> anyone sundered your gun yet>
30:10 <Mekkis> ?
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34:11 <Avatar> nobody's sundering my gun
34:18 <N2H4> Why not?
34:24 <Avatar> PFS tactics aren't that cruel
34:44 <Avatar> they are cruel in different ways
34:50 <Mekkis> true. It can only be used when something occurs that the tactics don't cover :)
34:51 <Avatar> ways that make you love them
35:03 <Avatar> yeah by GMs that lose the plot !
35:22 <Avatar> I'd be interested to know if matt would do something like that actually
37:58 <Mekkis> he's probably not coming today, so you can't ask him :S
39:07 <Avatar> really?
39:20 <Avatar> yesterday was an incredibly small turnout
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43:26 <Wrothmonk> hmmm I could just get the two weapon fighting feat and not even have to spend one grit to do it at the same penalty...
43:51 <Wrothmonk> Rapid shot is kinda useless :/
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48:46 <Avatar> rapid shot is absolutely not useless
48:56 <Wrothmonk> oh wait quick question, are one handed guns considered light?
48:58 <Avatar> you will depend on rapid shot as a gunslinger
49:06 <Avatar> they're one handed I think
49:19 <Wrothmonk> ok so one-handed means light, just making sure
49:20 <Avatar> yeah
49:24 <Avatar> no
49:26 <Avatar> one handed means one handed
49:28 <Avatar> it's not a light weap
50:56 <Wrothmonk> ok well heres why I see rapid shot as useless
51:12 <Wrothmonk> You need a free action to reload to do rapid shot with a single gun
53:12 <Wrothmonk> Rapid reload only reduces two handed firearms to a standard action
53:29 <Wrothmonk> alchemical cartridges with that reduce it to a move action
53:49 <Wrothmonk> so two handed weapons are out
54:35 <Wrothmonk> The cheapest one handed weapon with scatter shot is 1k gp.
55:30 <Wrothmonk> so you won't get that until probably around level 4/5
00:19 <Wrothmonk> Wait a second...
00:27 <Wrothmonk> Where are the rules for rapid shot regarding guns?
01:25 <Wrothmonk> should be on page 115 in ultimate combat and the core rule book obviously doesn't say anything about guns...
01:49 <Wrothmonk> Also, weren't we going to be starting a game right about now?
03:47 <MekkisScreen> avatar, are you running late?
09:15 <Wrothmonk> I cannot find a single thing telling me if a pistol is a light weapon or not.
12:40 <N2H4> Because I believe it only considers that for melee weapons. You don't know if a longbow is a light weapon or what, hm?
13:19 <Wrothmonk> hmmm sounds possible
13:33 <N2H4> And Wroth: You're wrong about rapid shot.
13:49 <Wrothmonk> ok what did I get wrong?
13:52 <N2H4> The musketeer arch gets to reload muskets as if it was a pistol, so you can get down to free action.
13:58 <N2H4> at level 3 I think.
14:34 <Wrothmonk> uhuh… Doesn't using an archetype give you some penalty or something?
14:48 <N2H4> Does using a class give you a penalty?
14:56 <N2H4> You trade class features for other class features.
15:09 <Wrothmonk> Oh, ok then.
15:23 <Wrothmonk> I'll take a look at musketeer then
15:28 <N2H4> Sometimes you lose good features in the trade. Hopefully you get good stuff in return, or else its a bad trade.
15:41 <N2H4> For instance, most of the fighter archetypes lose bravery.
15:54 <N2H4> My monk gave up flurry of blows for his archetype.
16:04 <Wrothmonk> I think losing some class features was the penalty I was thinking of.
16:26 <N2H4> I can't say I think all the archetypes are particularly good trade.
16:35 <N2H4> but still. Its not a flat out loss.
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17:42 <N2H4> Oh, my monk gave up flurry to grapple, overall, better than pretty much anything. I think its a decent trade.
19:24 <Wrothmonk> hmmm...
19:27 <Wrothmonk> This looks usefull
19:35 <Wrothmonk> Especially since rapid reload comes as a bonus feat
21:00 <N2H4> Hey Wroth.
21:21 <N2H4> You remember yesterday, when you were asking for help with making your gunslinger, and I asked if you'd considered switching to muskets?
21:24 <N2H4> ...just sayin'.
21:32 <Wrothmonk> Yup.
21:45 <Wrothmonk> You were right, didn't realize archetypes were useful
21:46 <N2H4> I'm not saying I'm always right. But well..
22:07 <N2H4> I'm always right atleast like, half the time.
23:41 <Ballig> 50% of the time you're right 100% of the time?
24:24 <Wrothmonk> Quick question, why does the ultimate combat rulebook refer to gunslingers as she?
25:01 <Ballig> because some people think it's less sexist to use "she" instead of "he" when you are referring to something that is essentially gender neutral
25:15 <Wrothmonk> Ah ok then.
27:37 <N2H4> I think all the class sections refer to the gender of the given pregen.
27:54 <N2H4> I know the rogue, cleric, and gs pregens are female. I think the barbarian is too.
30:30 <Ballig> possibly
30:44 <N2H4> 3.5 did this too.
31:23 <Ballig> looks like they go with whatever gender the picture is
31:28 <Ballig> if there's a pregen, it's the same picture as the pregen
35:08 <Wrothmonk> wait, how is a musket master supposed to reload a musket as a free action?
35:36 <N2H4> what do they get at level 3?
36:37 <Wrothmonk> oh I see, you have to spend a grit to do it.
39:24 <Ballig> no
39:31 <Ballig> you need to use a paper cartridge
39:49 <Wrothmonk> spend a grit and use paper cartridge
39:54 <Ballig> no
39:57 <Ballig> you don't spend a grit
40:09 <Wrothmonk> rapid reload + two handed weapon = standard action reload
40:20 <Ballig> I'm still telling you that you don't spend a grit
40:37 <Wrothmonk> oh wait misread it
40:42 <Ballig> really
40:44 <Wrothmonk> as long as you have a grit.
40:55 <Ballig> so what you're saying is that you don't spend a grit?
40:55 <Ballig> :p
41:21 * Wrothmonk face palms
42:01 <Wrothmonk> Today is not my day for reading correctly.
42:30 <N2H4> Ballig's moving in on my always right franchise.
42:51 <Wrothmonk> quick! kill the competition!
43:22 <Ballig> related to that, my supervisor always asks me for advice about her personal life
43:29 <Ballig> and never, ever actually listens to the advice
43:36 <Ballig> but has admitted that I always end up being right
45:18 <Wrothmonk> All right rub it in all you want, I'll ignore you while I switch some stuff around on my char
46:49 <Wrothmonk> ahem...
46:52 <Wrothmonk> Slight problem
46:59 <Wrothmonk> Musket is still not a scatter gun
47:09 <Wrothmonk> Cannot use alchemical cartridges
47:46 <Wrothmonk> wait no, crap
47:48 <Wrothmonk> nother misread
48:44 <Ballig> I'm about to slap you :p
49:53 <Wrothmonk> Already doing that to my forehead for you
51:05 <Wrothmonk> Ok this is probably another misread but I can buy bullets and black powder at 10% of the price correct?
51:30 <Wrothmonk> Can I still sell them at one third the normal price?
51:49 <Ballig> when you sell something you sell it at half the price
51:54 <Ballig> but you won't be able to make a profit on ammunition
52:13 <Wrothmonk> ok so its half of what I paid then?
52:18 <Ballig> I believe so
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52:53 <Wrothmonk> So wasn't a game supposed to start an hour ago?
53:03 <Wrothmonk> the second in first steps?
53:35 <Ballig> no, that's tomorrow
57:08 <Wrothmonk> ok now I feel like I should was my brain and eyes out.
57:32 <Wrothmonk> Because i could have sworn yesterday that the game was scheduled for today.
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05:30 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Mon 8th 8am (first steps 2,kapow) / Sat 13th 8am (first steps 3,kapow) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au 
05:30 Topic for #d&d set by Ballig at Sat Oct  6 22:02:51 2012
05:30 <***> Buffer Playback...
05:31 <***> Playback Complete.
07:16 <Mekkis> I'll run something next week, I suppose
07:35 <Mekkis> once I work out when I'm free
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40:13 <Mekkis> kapow, you around?
44:22 <kapow> maybe
44:53 <Mekkis> want to adjudicate a fight between Deceased and Mort?
47:57 <kapow> -.^?
48:01 <kapow> what do you mean
48:47 <crime_bird> steal bag of chip
48:48 <Brunius> hawt
48:51 <Fork> Hes my puny little brother.
49:00 * Fork bonks Spork on the head.
49:03 <Spork> You're the puny one! 
49:05 <kitaro> So whose the pretty one this time
49:06 <Ballig> should be the offspring of fork and spoon!
49:06 <crime_bird> does anyone use reddit
49:10 <Fork> Hes the wimp! I'm the strong one.
49:14 <Brunius> why, crime_bird
49:15 <Spork> I was born first, Im the strong on!
49:28 <crime_bird> my submission got 0 upvotes and 6 downvotes
49:32 <Fork> I was born first, even though you tried to trip me!
49:44 <Ballig> was it a crappy submission
49:45 <Brunius> Welcome to reddit
49:50 <crime_bird> no it was cool and funny
49:59 <crime_bird> http://i.imgur.com/rQMse.jpg
50:02 * Spork steals the bandana back
50:03 * kitaro eyes fork and spork for shinier
50:04 <Ballig> you should post a comment on it asking why everyone is downvoting
50:11 <Spork> Mow Im smart AND PRETTY!
50:18 <crime_bird> yeh maybe
50:53 <Brunius> speaking of reddit
50:53 <Brunius> http://redd.it/111ovy
50:58 * Fork takes Spork's axe.
51:22 * kitaro fliches bandana off spork
51:35 <kitaro> !throw 1d20+4 sleight of hand
51:35 <diebot> kitaro, sleight of hand: [1d20=1] 5
51:46 * Fork bonks Kitaro on the head.
52:24 * kitaro rubs feathered head
52:27 * Spork picks up his sword and fails it around, to make sure any nearby amps are dead.
52:29 <kitaro> Ow..you hit hard
53:56 * Spork looks around for his disappeared brother
54:22 <kitaro> You chased spork away
54:22 * Spork panics
54:40 <Spork> Spork? Spork?!
54:41 <kitaro> Oh dear. Fork
54:49 <kitaro> Fork
54:54 <Spork> SPLADE?!
55:05 * Spork cries
55:06 <kitaro> You chased fork away
55:24 * kitaro comforts the big spork
55:30 <Spork> Never!
55:37 <Spork> Someone took him!
55:55 <kitaro> No. You were mean with him so he left you.
56:06 <Spork> Nope. 
56:11 <Spork> You lie!
56:25 * kitaro tries to climb up a tree
56:56 * Honey walks in sees spork and fork... and sighs....
58:43 <tashes> :3
58:48 <tashes> Orcs are fun
59:00 <Steven> yes indeed they are.
59:02 <Brunius> Guys seriously though
59:05 <Brunius> What is a splade
59:26 <tashes> Our other brother. 
59:53 <Steven> a splade is a type of eating utensil that is a spoon, fork, and knife
00:14 <Hydrazine> And Fork and Spork's little brother.
00:24 <Mort-> Thought he was the runt of the litter :)
00:26 <Hydrazine> His name doesn't have to rhyme because hes not a twin.
00:27 <tashes> Spork is a madeup word. They're actually called splades 
00:46 <Hydrazine> I looked, that seems to be an Aussie thing, Tash.
00:51 <tashes> Huh. 
00:52 <Hydrazine> Here, we have sporks. They aren't sharp.
01:05 <tashes> Well, we're on aust.net so suckit 
01:13 <Brunius> It's an adelaide thing
01:15 <Mort-> And kitaro being a bird brain and curious
01:18 <Mort-> Would ask
01:19 <Brunius> We call them sporks in Victoria
01:23 <Steven> the world over calls a spoon/fork a spork... ide say that it is now a word
01:41 <Steven> also mort....
01:54 <Steven> YOU DONT KNOW WHATS UP WITH HONEY'S ARMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
02:01 * Steven sticks his tongue out at mort.
02:05 <tashes> We'll find out. 
02:25 <Hydrazine> Maybe we'll find out by treating Honey like Splade.
02:27 <Steven> yes.... i know it was incredibly childish and thats why it was so much fun
02:44 <tashes> xD
02:49 <Steven> yes.... and you likely wont get healed... you two knocked her down yesterday and hurt her...
02:51 <Mort-> I know
02:52 <Steven> shes fragile you know.
02:55 <Mort-> What it is
02:57 <Mort-> Actually
03:00 <Hydrazine> I thought that was whatshisface.
03:01 <Mort-> Wasting curse
03:07 <Steven> NOPE
03:10 <Mort-> Not?
03:27 <Hydrazine> But Fork and Spork are only violent toward eachother and badguys.
03:28 <Mort-> Hm. Thought it would be that
03:33 <Mort-> Oracle of life or fire
03:33 <Hydrazine> Mostly eachother.
03:35 <Mort-> Not
03:44 <Mort-> They bully tengu rogues too
03:54 <Steven> yeah one of you knocked her down the other day
04:01 <tashes> Nope. Kitaro stole the sexy dragons. 
04:02 <Brunius> Oh hey, tengus are "core" now aren't they
04:03 <Hydrazine> any tengu who thinks taking a barbarian's favorite weapon is a good idea, gets it.
04:21 <Mort-> But its shiny!
04:25 <Mort-> Very shiny!
04:27 <tashes> Fork just wanted it back
04:30 <Steven> yup so long as you have arg
04:37 <Hydrazine> Even if the barbarians in question can't figure out which one's favorite weapon it is
04:49 <Mort-> Its still shiny
05:01 <Mort-> But sword nicer to look at
05:13 <Mort-> At the end of the day though. Its beak and claws
05:32 <Mort-> Just for the fun stuff where someone pecks you to death
05:33 <Mort-> Literally
05:40 <Steven> now my oracle has a clw wand.... gonna be funs.
05:50 <Steven> shes going to poke people lol
08:07 <tashes> Oh. DLS. I have no idea what time it is now. 
08:29 <Steven> cant wait till level 4 and i get 2nd level spells.... so totaly getting Oracles Burden...
08:38 <Steven> inflict my curse on other people.
09:26 <Mort-> Dual cursed?
10:11 <Steven> it would only inflict 1 curse on the person.
10:29 <Mort-> Ah i thought both
12:25 <tashes> You better not be plannin on usin them magicks on forknspork!
13:02 <Steven> pvp is not allowed remember
14:58 <Mort-> But fork and spork are so fun to magic!
15:10 <tashes> Then would be so confused
16:05 <Mort-> Yes
16:11 <Mort-> So good to use confusion off
16:23 <Mort-> Or dominate person if one is so minded
17:01 <Steven> bwahahahah dominate person doesnt work on me!
17:12 <Mort-> Yeah but you're higher level
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45:01 <Steven> army of darkness.... love it
49:31 <Graky> 7str 12dex 14con 12int 8wis 18char
49:33 <Graky> for summoner
49:34 <Graky> thoughts
50:06 <Mekkis> horrible
50:12 <Graky> =/
50:13 <Graky> whats wrong
50:15 <Graky> with that
50:31 <Mekkis> you're unnecessarily dumping stats
50:33 <Mekkis> it's stupid
51:01 <Mekkis> try 12 str 12 dex 12 con 14 int 12 wis 15 cha
51:19 <Steven> burp......
51:21 <Mekkis> that's what my gnomish summoner did before applying racial modifiers
51:31 <Mekkis> summoners don't need 18 charisma
51:38 <Graky> hmm
51:50 <Mekkis> none of their spells you care about have saves
52:12 <Mekkis> and they're a very powerful class, so you don't need to optimise them
53:26 <Mekkis> also: putting an odd number in charisma's probably a good idea: you get the bump at 4, which is when you'll need it
54:22 <Graky> hmm
54:23 <Graky> sounds good
55:10 <Mekkis> (at the moment, his line is str 10, dex 12, con 14, int 14, wis 12, cha 18
59:54 <Graky> high level i guess
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