// #d&d — 2012-10-21
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00:50:48 <Fork> Especially if mort died becuase of it
00:51:01 <Honey> skip the guide theres nothing there for this type of situation
00:51:04 <Mort-> been dying alot lately but nevermind :P
00:51:13 <Mort-> no there isnt, Im dead, I reroll and come on fs2 some other time
00:51:14 <Mort-> :P
00:51:17 <Honey> talk to your VC, maybe post on Forum
00:51:21 <Mort-> at least it wasnt limited xp
00:51:23 <Mort-> for dying on fs?
00:51:25 <Mort-> very funny
00:51:30 <Mort-> you gotta be kiddin, dying is part of pfs
00:52:23 <Honey> i dont really think it would have been near as bad if everyone hadnt failed the save.
00:53:13 <Mort-> [prolly this is when you learn how to run faster
00:53:15 <Mort-> anyway.
00:53:16 <Honey> yeah, if it had gotten even just 1-2 people a turn
00:53:27 <Honey> the barbs could have turned and smashed it in two turns
00:53:50 <Mort-> how about the damage that was done before
00:54:15 <Mort-> we channel healed the blindheim a few times right
00:54:57 <Honey> no i managed to exclude it a couple times.
00:55:00 <Honey> well probably
00:55:03 <Mort-> I dunno
00:55:10 <Mort-> died fighting..guess there isnt any better way to go
00:55:21 <Honey> anyways... its dead... morts dead(sorry) Wroth ran away.
00:55:44 <Spork> or died.
00:56:54 <kapow> mort popped my kill cherry
00:57:10 <Fork> Mort can you make it back next week?
00:57:11 <Fork> same time
00:57:22 <Mort-> mebbe
00:57:29 <Mort-> my weekeends are a little weird
00:57:33 <Mort-> btw take off the clw wand off my body
00:57:37 <Mort-> and a morningstar
00:57:43 <Mort-> cold iron + silver morningstar
00:58:01 <Mort-> and grappling arrow, short bow
00:58:02 <Mort-> and 60 arrows
00:58:03 <Mort-> :P
00:58:09 <Russo> Two morningstars?
00:58:11 <Mort-> I didnt think it was in caharacter
00:58:12 <Mort-> yeah
00:58:20 <Mort-> one cold iron one alchemical silver
00:58:26 <Mort-> thoughcautlly I dont really use weappons
00:58:41 <Mort-> but yep I always make apoint ot carry tis stuff around
00:59:15 <Mort-> youcant raise
00:59:17 <Mort-> forget it
00:59:21 <Mort-> its 5400 gp
00:59:23 <Mort-> are you serious
00:59:28 <Honey> its mathmatically impossible
00:59:29 <Fork> nope
00:59:35 <Honey> if anyone has bought anything
00:59:35 <Mort-> no point, Ill just reroll
00:59:45 <Mort-> there really is no point
00:59:58 <Mort-> it just hurts me - 2 xp but thats all
01:00:10 <Mort-> no I take the - con
01:00:16 <Mort-> but the point is unless someone has the beginers box boon..
01:00:19 <Mort-> that MIGHT work
01:00:21 <Honey> and its first steps, so its no harm no foul.
01:00:24 <Mort-> yeah
01:00:26 <Mort-> so whats the point
01:00:33 <Mort-> Ill just repoof myself
01:00:47 <Mort-> yeah that was an accient with scorching ray..
01:00:48 <Mort-> :P
01:00:53 <Mort-> getting hit with 4 in a row sux
01:01:03 <Mort-> nah
01:01:04 <Mort-> forget it
01:01:05 <Mort-> Ill reroll
01:01:17 <Mort-> Forget it.
01:02:04 <Mort-> can I join you in the middle of dungoen or is it not allowed
01:02:07 <Mort-> curious
01:02:13 <Mort-> should I pop in next week
01:03:28 <Mort-> just use photoshop ffs
01:04:23 <Mort-> don't dig me kapow :P
01:04:29 <Mort-> I did the best job I could do nubcake
01:04:37 * Mort- slaps kapow with her tailie wailie
01:04:52 <Fork> seeya
01:05:00 <Russo> See you next week.
01:05:06 <Mort-> can I pop in?
01:05:08 <Mort-> thats hte point
01:05:13 <Mort-> arggh forget it gm has gone off with his life :P
01:12:10 <Spork> My turn to be the clever one!
01:14:51 <MincedSushi> >>
01:14:52 <MincedSushi> <<
01:15:54 <Avatar> did you guys just finish
01:17:55 <Avatar> ???
01:18:50 <Avro> night all or good day pending where you are
01:19:47 <kapow> no we're going to continue next week
01:20:00 <kapow> they cause 2 cr2 combats to trigger ontop of each other
01:20:08 <kapow> and spend forever running round
01:21:37 <Steven> it wasnt really the combats.. but the fact we again rolled like shit and so everyone in the party was blinded for an hour...
01:21:38 <Avatar> run out of time?
01:21:41 <boris> test
01:23:06 <kapow> by far avatar
01:23:11 <kapow> entire party blind
01:23:37 <Avatar> that doesn't cause a session to run out of time
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01:27:45 <Avatar> avro's character is listed as playing a different faction than what paizo.com says
01:28:57 <Steven> I think they should probably go through that encounter, and put a time limit thats not an hour on that blinding ability
01:29:19 <Steven> Or a line about how if you recieve healing it goes away.
01:29:32 <Steven> like the leeches form part 3
01:29:41 <kapow> yeah
01:30:06 <Steven> because of situations like tonight, where the rolls just broke the combat down completely
01:30:32 <Steven> even, a line about how if you save against it once, you are immune to its effects
01:30:41 <Hydrazine> I'm getting the overall impression that first steps is just mean.
01:30:48 <Brunius> Yeah
01:31:01 <Hydrazine> Like that imp.
01:31:06 <Ballig> I think it's designed to give you an impression of PFS that isn't "this is easy and just a dungeon crawl"
01:31:09 <Brunius> "Introductory series? Better make it the meanest piece of shit we can"
01:31:29 <Avatar> I reckon it's to make it so you don't replay it
01:31:31 <Ballig> there are some pretty dark encounters in all three scenarios
01:31:40 <Hydrazine> Is it supposed to give us the impression "This sucks why the hell should I do play this game?"
01:31:41 <Ballig> and the end of scenario 3 is, I feel, designed to let you think that failure is okay
01:31:45 <Steven> I honestly think the rolls are whats screwed over every session so far.
01:31:49 <Avatar> doesn't stop us though
01:31:52 <Avatar> we just keep coming back for more !
01:32:22 <Steven> shit no avatar, if ide died tonight ide just rerolled a new character and play them all again lol
01:32:52 <Steven> i have another oracle already that could very easily be rewritten into Honey v2
01:33:24 <wrothmonk> So, how did the game go?
01:33:38 <wrothmonk> From the looks of things it was kinda bad.
01:33:52 <Hydrazine> Not telling you.
01:34:22 <Hydrazine> But really, Fork's like the coolest guy ever.
01:34:35 <Ballig> ha
01:34:41 <Steven> Honey is the most bad ass of them all!
01:34:48 <Avatar> I don't think you guys get the boon today either
01:34:54 <Steven> with her healings!
01:35:02 <Hydrazine> Yeah, you show that cliff wall whose boss.
01:35:09 <Steven> damn right
01:35:17 <Avatar> steven have you played wonders in the weave
01:35:21 <Steven> i was trying to work out... do some stair steppers.
01:35:24 <Steven> Yes i have.
01:35:26 <Avatar> and or GM'd it
01:35:43 <Ballig> is it the same boon as in 2?
01:35:49 <Ballig> because it would just be there for people who did the scenarios in reverse order
01:39:16 <Avatar> okay solved
01:40:10 <Steven> i hate these fast onset migraines.
01:40:14 <Steven> they really are a bitch.
01:43:59 <Steven> i blame......
01:44:08 <Steven> hmmmm.... Dijon Mustard...
01:49:22 <MincedSushi> Yea I blame dijon too
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02:39:17 <Hydrazine> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbv1twkNi61re4ne0o1_500.jpg
03:39:55 <kapow> LSK in 15 minutes!
03:40:29 <Avatar`> good 1
03:40:40 <Avatar> already been late for one game today
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03:46:47 <Brunius> Man, LSK
03:48:53 <kapow> I wanna play a high level pathfinder game like say 15 or something ^_^
03:50:28 <Brunius> What level is your highest level PFS character?
03:50:31 <Brunius> Is that Henry?
03:52:56 <kapow> yup
03:53:02 <kapow> he just rolled 6th
03:54:22 <Brunius> Next game Bairaq plays he's at 6th
03:57:52 <kapow> very nice
04:00:39 <Ballig> Bobbob made 7th from that game
04:01:00 <Brunius> Cool cool
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05:21:09 <Avatar> that's pretty impressive that you are 6th already kapow
05:54:25 <kapow> css?
05:54:34 <kapow> counterstrike source ?
06:01:40 <kapow> !roll 1d20+27; 1d20+25; 1d20+25; 2#1d20+20
06:01:40 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+27: [1d20=5] 32; 1d20+25: [1d20=10] 35; 1d20+25: [1d20=15] 40; 1d20+20: [1d20=2] 22, [1d20=17] 37
06:16:22 <Mekkis> kapow, I do too
06:16:55 <Avatar> I want to play way of the wicked
06:17:09 <Mekkis> that would be cool
06:29:39 <Mekkis> Avatar, you should continue LSK!
06:30:14 <Mekkis> I really enjoyed playing Jasim
06:30:28 <Avatar> no it ended
06:30:53 <Avatar> I am all about PFS now
06:31:00 <Brunius> I don't see why
06:31:00 <Avatar> I am already running more than I am playing
06:31:02 <Mekkis> and way of the Wicked
06:31:05 <Mekkis> ?
06:31:13 <Avatar> I want to play way of the wicked
06:31:24 <Mekkis> same here
06:31:29 <Avatar> brunius you run it
06:31:37 <Brunius> No.
06:31:47 <Mekkis> Avatar, you buy Brunius book 1, I'll buy him book 2
06:32:00 <Brunius> It doesn't matter, because I'm not running it
06:32:02 <Avatar> he won't run it
06:32:05 <Mekkis> :(
06:32:06 <Mekkis> ok
06:32:10 <Mekkis> kapow?
06:33:31 <Avatar> ballig you run it
06:36:11 <kapow> I've been running lots my turn to play a game
06:36:47 <Mekkis> I've been meaning to run Rebel's Ransom for months now
06:39:43 <Avatar> is that a scenario
06:39:50 <Brunius> Season 2
06:39:52 <Brunius> 5-9
06:41:51 <Mekkis> yeah
06:42:32 <Avatar> steven can run it
06:42:43 <Avatar> way of the wicked, that is
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06:58:40 <Avatar> you missed out kapow
06:59:40 <Mekkis> probably my fault
06:59:57 <Mekkis> someone should get the AFP on his arse
07:00:10 <Ballig> I'm sure he's just baiting people
07:00:56 <Mekkis> that's probably the case, but I'm not sure that that sort of thing shouldn't be taken seriously
07:01:15 <Brunius> Oh, he's back
07:05:10 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sun 21st 11am (tier 1-7,Steven) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
07:05:10 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Sat Oct 20 15:16:15 2012
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07:31:08 <kapow> what did i miss out?
07:34:15 <Mekkis> I think I'll make a sorcerer
07:34:20 <Mekkis> with AMD
07:40:12 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Chain lightning
07:40:14 <diebot> Mekkis, CHAIN LIGHTNING evocation ([electricity]) sorcerer/wizard 6, witch 7, magus 6 1 standard action Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level) Duration: instantaneous Save: Reflex half SR:yes
07:40:15 <diebot> This spell creates an electrical discharge that begins as a single stroke commencing from your fingertips. Unlike lightning bolt, chain lightning strikes one object or creature initially, then arcs to other targets. The bolt deals 1d6 points of electricity damage per caster level (maximum 20d6) to the primary target. After it strikes, lightning can
07:40:15 <diebot> arc to a number of secondary targets equal to your caster level (maximum 20). The secondary bolts each strike one target and deal as much damage as the primary bolt. Each target can attempt a Reflex saving throw for half damage. The Reflex DC to halve the damage of the secondary bolts is 2 lower than the DC to halve the damage of the primary bolt.
07:40:15 <diebot> You choose secondary targets as you like, but they must all be within 30 feet of the primary target, and no target can be struck more than once. You can choose to affect fewer secondary targets than the maximum.
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07:49:36 <Steven> sup
07:52:26 <kapow> nm
07:54:48 <Steven> went and got some wood today freakin tired as fuck
08:00:30 <Mekkis> I think we should try a cross-network game in #GLOBAL until someone kicks us off :)
08:07:34 <Hydrazine> yeah, get that wood.
08:07:52 <Hydrazine> Heard you're all about that wood.
08:08:38 <kapow> what wood?
08:10:25 <Steven> today, oak and cedar
08:14:19 <Hydrazine> So my sister thinks I'm silly horribly unstylish for preferring steel framed glasses over plastic.
08:14:59 <Hydrazine> Today my glasses got run over by a car. After a little work and some new screws, they're fine.
08:15:43 <Steven> no style fo sho
08:16:58 <Hydrazine> I think shes been through three pairs this year.
08:18:32 <Steven> alright i need to get ca working for tonight
08:19:32 <Hydrazine> Whatcha running?
08:19:49 <Steven> The Infernal Vault
08:20:29 <Steven> anyone know how to connect through the web server?
08:24:50 <Steven> no one?
08:24:54 <Hydrazine> It just does, I think.
08:25:05 <Hydrazine> I am available as a CA test subject.
08:25:19 <Steven> test away... im supposedly connected to the webserver
08:25:33 <Hydrazine> gimme an IP
08:25:43 <Hydrazine> Then put some dots on it or something.
08:26:19 <Steven> um.... dont you just connect through the website?
08:26:54 <Hydrazine> Still needs an IP.
08:26:59 <Steven> if you cant tell im very confused by CA
08:27:06 <Hydrazine> I'm not that technical on the inner workings of CA.
08:27:28 <Hydrazine> But I know that if I use that web server box and give out an IP, it works for me when it wouldn't otherwise.
08:27:51 <Steven> 98.238.248.59
08:28:06 <Steven> thats my ip adress
08:28:13 <Steven> i dunno if it will get past the router though
08:28:56 <Wrothmonk> Want me to test out as well? I have no clue how to operate CA by a server standpoint but I can certainly try connecting.
08:29:16 <Steven> sure
08:29:28 <Steven> im trying to get it to connect through the web server
08:29:41 <Hydrazine> Can't get it to connect.
08:29:58 <Steven> Ballig you there mang?
08:30:00 <Wrothmonk> Same here.
08:30:58 <Steven> teach me to use CA like a champ
08:34:01 <Wrothmonk> So is this the first time your hosting a game?
08:34:17 <Wrothmonk> If not do what you did before to get it to work :p
08:34:33 <Steven> ive never gotten it to work.
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08:39:27 <Steven> wish mekkis or ballig were here right now... walk me through forwarding a port
08:39:44 <Steven> course... my grandmas router is some weird bastard
08:40:20 <Wrothmonk> Google is your friend… Long as you know your router brand and model you could google how to port forward with it.
08:40:54 <Steven> its what im doing right now
08:44:43 <Steven> i think that should do it.
08:45:08 <Steven> okay, do i listen or connect hydra?
08:46:52 <Hydrazine> listen.
08:46:54 <Hydrazine> we connect.
08:46:56 <Hydrazine> you listen.
08:47:39 <Hydrazine> Same IP and port 4000?
08:48:15 <Steven> nope that didnt do it.
08:48:40 <Steven> least i dont think it did
08:49:06 <Steven> see anything hydra?
08:50:25 <Hydrazine> Draw some shit?
08:50:36 <Hydrazine> white square.
08:50:38 <Hydrazine> right side
08:50:39 <Hydrazine> big map
08:51:07 <Steven> map 1 did you see an orange dot walkin around?
08:51:16 <Hydrazine> oh.
08:51:19 <Hydrazine> I was on 2.
08:51:29 <Hydrazine> orange A.
08:51:33 <Hydrazine> Bookin' it south.
08:51:39 <Hydrazine> Guess you're good, man.
08:51:41 <Steven> alright thats the one.
08:51:46 <Steven> geeze... i hate her router
08:51:50 <Steven> its not labeled right
08:52:23 <Steven> Engineer 1 "Hey should we put the Port Forwading in its own tab?"
08:52:36 <Steven> Engineer 2 "NAH fuck it put it in with the DMZ"
08:53:09 <Hydrazine> Coulda been worse.
08:53:22 <Hydrazine> "Nah, lets get these suckers good. Stick it in the languages menu."
08:53:40 <Steven> thats true
08:53:47 <Steven> well at least the damn things working
08:54:06 <Steven> also... im going to be mean to everyone who plays...
08:54:12 <Steven> i only have my crit dice lol
08:55:17 <Ballig> did you forward the port
08:55:36 <Steven> 10 rolls 3 nat 20s a 1 a 3 two 15s 18 19 12
08:55:48 <Steven> Yeah whoever designed the router was an ass.
08:55:54 <Hydrazine> Write up a table like this: 1/20, 2/19, 3/17, 4/16, 5/15, 6/14, 7/13, 8/12, 9/11, 10.
08:56:09 <Hydrazine> Whatever you roll, refer to the table and use the other number in each pair.
08:56:16 <Steven> lol....
08:56:17 <Steven> no way
08:56:42 <Hydrazine> Statistically, it should all work out the same.
08:56:43 <Steven> i fudge rolls in party favor if things start going bad
08:56:53 <Hydrazine> Why?
08:57:01 <Steven> because otherwise ide get too many TPKs
08:57:11 <Hydrazine> Why?
08:57:16 <Steven> my dice love me
08:57:20 <Steven> when im GMing
08:57:26 <Steven> when im not GMing they hate me.
08:57:29 <Steven> lol
08:57:40 <Hydrazine> Because your players are tactical idiots, because they build like crap, because PFS scenarios are hard, or because you're just lucky?
08:58:38 <Steven> Because ive had multiple instances where i could have wiped a party on the first encounter because my dice rolled 18+ whenever i swung to hit and liked to roll max damage
08:59:18 <Hydrazine> So you believe that players should not be killed based upon the DM's luck.
08:59:28 <Steven> exactly
08:59:37 <Steven> not my luck anyways
08:59:52 <Hydrazine> I agree with this sentiment.
09:00:25 <Hydrazine> Especially since the improbably dice rolls that are bound to happen eventually can really swing the outcome of an encounter.
09:00:29 <Steven> i fudge my rolls in player favor, Bobby fudges his roll against player favor.
09:00:54 <Steven> i strive to not be like bobby if i have any say in an encounter.
09:01:11 <Hydrazine> I think fudging against players should only really be done when they're stomping a fight so hard you got to make it look like the badguys are trying.
09:01:15 <Steven> sometimes i do get mean though... todays not one of those days
09:01:34 <Steven> also... im going to go get coolaid
09:01:38 <Steven> koolaid even
09:01:57 <Hydrazine> And even then, only really in homebrew games when you failed to create an encounter of an appropriate CR for the party.
09:02:58 <Hydrazine> like if two rounds into combat you figure out the big bad superboss you thought was gonna be such a cool fight turns out to be a chump compared to the party.. well, you do something.
09:03:19 <Brunius> What is koolaid
09:03:32 <Steven> its sugar water with flavoring
09:03:39 <Hydrazine> mostly sugar water.
09:03:49 <Hydrazine> it also stains like nobody's bzns.
09:03:58 <Steven> think soda w/o the carbonation or wonderful taste
09:04:21 <Steven> i usually just have the Big Boss have some sort of minions
09:05:00 <Steven> and if things start getting hairy for the BBEG he calls them in
09:05:21 <Steven> i like reinforcements
09:05:21 <Wrothmonk> Who doesn't know what koolaid is?
09:05:35 <Steven> people from other countries where i might not be available?
09:05:38 <Brunius> 'strayans?
09:05:43 <Wrothmonk> Oh good point.
09:05:56 <Steven> i didnt know what a timtam was until just a few years ago
09:06:02 <Wrothmonk> timtam?
09:06:17 <Hydrazine> You don't know what a timtam is?
09:06:23 <Wrothmonk> Nope
09:06:30 <Steven> who doesnt know what a timtam is?
09:06:31 <Hydrazine> ....Your life thus far is a joke.
09:06:33 <Wrothmonk> Scuse me while I hail google with my questions
09:06:50 <Hydrazine> Google cannot impress the value of timtams upon your tastebuds.
09:07:03 <Ballig> white chocolate timtams are the best
09:07:10 <Steven> but you could use it to find a way to get some delivered to you
09:07:17 <Brunius> Double choc timtams are the best
09:07:18 <Steven> oh god yes ballig
09:07:19 <Hydrazine> I used to be able to get them when I was in Hawaii.
09:07:27 <Hydrazine> But not over here. QQ.
09:07:44 <Steven> Sam buys me some every once in a while
09:07:44 <Wrothmonk> Ah I see
09:07:52 <Wrothmonk> I've had stuff very similar to timtams before.
09:08:18 <Steven> no... you really havent
09:08:31 <Wrothmonk> A Tim Tam is composed of two layers of chocolate malted biscuit, separated by a light chocolate cream filling, and coated in a thin layer of textured chocolate.
09:08:31 <Hydrazine> Timtams and coffee.
09:08:41 <Wrothmonk> blurg… coffe
09:08:42 <Brunius> Yes, Hydrazine
09:08:44 <Brunius> Yeees
09:09:00 <Ballig> Wrothmonk: then timtams and hot chocolate
09:09:00 <Steven> guys.... lets stop talking about them
09:09:06 <Hydrazine> After the boat pulled out of Aussie, Steve, all the timtams we stashed on board became the new currency.
09:09:10 <Ballig> I might just walk around the corner and buy a packet of timtams
09:09:12 <Ballig> that would be pretty sweet
09:09:14 <Wrothmonk> oh yesssss that sounds good.
09:09:29 <Steven> im like 1600 miles away from my timtams...
09:09:31 <Hydrazine> We traded timtams for work assignments, favors.. All kinds of things.
09:09:37 <Steven> unless that fuck head room mate of my ate them...
09:09:52 <Steven> oh god.... the horror... i had like 8 timtams left
09:10:27 <Wrothmonk> Why is it that it seems to me all the time i'm on this channel the aussies are talking about candy or pathfinder.
09:10:41 <Ballig> Steven and Hydrazine are American
09:10:43 <Brunius> Because these are all that's important in life?
09:10:47 <Steven> yup... american here
09:10:51 <Wrothmonk> Must be one hell of a country :P
09:11:05 <Ballig> timtams are like the only thing we have that the US doesn't, regarding junk food
09:11:08 <Wrothmonk> I stand corrected.
09:11:22 <Hydrazine> Um.. yeah, I'm American.
09:11:26 <Hydrazine> And tim tams are awesome.
09:11:29 <Hydrazine> Unlike vegemite.
09:11:34 <Ballig> vegemite is also awesome
09:11:36 <Ballig> you shush
09:11:44 <Hydrazine> Hey Ballig.
09:11:45 <Brunius> Vegemite is pretty good
09:11:51 <Hydrazine> Will you send me some red frogs for chrismas?
09:11:59 <Steven> vegemite is decent....
09:12:01 <Brunius> Man, can you even buy those
09:12:02 <Ballig> I will send you chewy no-brand red frogs
09:12:05 <Brunius> I loved those as a kid
09:12:09 <Brunius> Well, a littler kid
09:12:12 <Wrothmonk> Vegemite is made from used brewers' yeast extract, a by-product of beer manufacturing, various vegetables, wheat and spice additives. It is salty, slightly bitter, and umami or malty – similar to beef bouillon. The texture is smooth, and the product is a paste. It is not as intensely flavoured as British Marmite and it is less sweet than the New Zealand version of Marmite.
09:12:13 <Hydrazine> Send me the real red frogs!
09:12:21 <Ballig> chewy no-brand red frogs!
09:12:21 <Wrothmonk> Blurg, sounds horrible.
09:12:23 <Hydrazine> Yeah, Tashes brought me red frogs.
09:12:28 <Brunius> It's amazing
09:12:40 <Ballig> vegemite is great on toast
09:12:44 <Ballig> just a very, very thin layer
09:12:49 <Hydrazine> See, any condiment you want to have as little as possible on your food, you probably shouldn't really eat anywayl.
09:12:51 <Ballig> if you try to spread it like peanut butter you are going to hate yourself
09:12:59 <Brunius> Ballig, are you kidding
09:13:01 <Brunius> That's the best way!
09:13:11 <Ballig> you have to be Australian to be able to handle that much vegemite
09:13:14 <Ballig> you're just a stronger breed here
09:13:35 <Hydrazine> I think every culture has their particular foods everyone else thinks is gross.
09:13:48 <Ballig> what's American's
09:14:07 <Wrothmonk> I'd like to know what other people think we eat is gross as well.
09:14:18 <Hydrazine> Hell if I know.
09:14:20 <Ballig> deep fried mars bars?
09:14:33 <Wrothmonk> Probably something like deep fried butter. Even I don't get why people eat that.
09:14:38 <Hydrazine> I've actually never had a deep fried mars bar. But I have had deep fried oreos.
09:14:40 <Steven> ballig....
09:14:44 <Steven> thats disgusting
09:14:49 <Ballig> that's what I'm saying!
09:14:56 <Ballig> americans add butter to everything, and deep fry everything
09:14:57 <Wrothmonk> blurb I agree with steven
09:15:05 <Steven> lets see....
09:15:05 <Hydrazine> ..Yeah, pretty much.
09:15:10 <Hydrazine> We're a fat country for a reason.
09:15:11 <Steven> americas most disgusting food
09:15:15 <Wrothmonk> Case in point, deep fried butter at fairs
09:15:22 <Hydrazine> No no, this isn't the right question, Steven.
09:15:24 <Ballig> does that actually exist
09:15:28 <Wrothmonk> Yes
09:15:29 <Brunius> Ha
09:15:31 <Ballig> I thought people talked about "deep fried butter" as a way to make fun of Americans
09:15:37 <Wrothmonk> nOPE
09:15:39 <Wrothmonk> Nope
09:15:46 <Wrothmonk> I've seen it at every fair I have been to
09:15:47 <Hydrazine> We need to find the American food everyone else thinks of as gross, that many Americans actually like.
09:15:54 <Steven> dude... deep fried butter sounds horrible
09:15:58 <Wrothmonk> ikr
09:16:01 <Hydrazine> Pretty much every Aussie I talk about eats Vegemite.
09:16:03 <Ballig> being all "ha ha! Americans deep fry everything and add butter to everything! they probably should just cut out the middle man and deep fry some butter!"
09:16:16 <Wrothmonk> Been there done that :P
09:16:19 <Steven> Okay i got it....
09:16:23 <Steven> Deep Fried Twinky
09:16:27 <Wrothmonk> aiufcbsakjuyfcauwihfubw
09:16:30 <Wrothmonk> bluuuuuuuuuuurg
09:16:34 <Hydrazine> Also never had one.
09:16:37 <Wrothmonk> *puking noises*
09:16:40 <Steven> ive had one....
09:16:49 <Hydrazine> See, its got to be something we eat on a fairly regular basis to really qualify.
09:16:53 <Wrothmonk> My god man do you have a death wish?!?!?!?
09:16:55 <Steven> i couldnt do it again
09:17:08 <Hydrazine> But dammit, deep fried oreos are delicious.
09:17:09 <Wrothmonk> Yeah thats the thing
09:17:20 <Wrothmonk> I don't know about deep fried oreos
09:17:39 <Steven> the problem is America is a conglomerate and so there really isnt a food we created
09:17:41 <Ballig> I don't see the appeal to oreos
09:17:45 <Ballig> they just seem like regular cream-filled biscuits
09:17:52 <Wrothmonk> ...
09:18:00 <Wrothmonk> DONT DISS THE OREOS!!!
09:18:16 <kapow> I tried deep fried mars bars made me feel sick
09:18:38 <Hydrazine> what was it fried in?
09:18:47 <Steven> I think maybe the Ballpark Hotdog...
09:18:50 <Hydrazine> see, the oreos I had were dipped in pancake batter.
09:18:57 <Wrothmonk> Well I think deep fried butter is the food were looking for. I've seen looooong lines at those stands.
09:19:01 <Hydrazine> just think of a pancake with an oreo in the middle.
09:19:17 <Wrothmonk> yum that sounds good.
09:19:17 <Steven> i mean the frankfurter was made in germany...
09:19:47 <Steven> but America took that delicious food and took it to a disguting low
09:20:20 <Wrothmonk> Are you talking about hotdogs?
09:20:23 <Steven> yes
09:20:29 <Ballig> what's the difference between a hotdog and a ballpark hotdog
09:20:42 <Wrothmonk> You have never been to american baseball game have you?
09:21:07 <Steven> a hotdog could be made out of quality ingredients... a ballpark hotdog is just horrible
09:21:16 <Wrothmonk> Yeah
09:21:24 <Wrothmonk> Normal hotdogs be delicious though
09:21:31 <Hydrazine> I think citing the shittiest version of a food to make a statement of is also bad.
09:21:39 <Steven> they are boiled en mass in water that usually hasnt been changed for a couple days
09:21:43 <Ballig> I can't imagine a more boring time than going to an american baseball game
09:21:50 <Steven> me either ballig
09:21:51 <Hydrazine> thats like saying you have to judge all beer based on the shittiest American beer you can find.
09:21:59 <Wrothmonk> Watching paint dry or grass grow.
09:22:07 <Wrothmonk> thats a more boring time.
09:22:12 <Ballig> or just all Australian beer on the shittiest Australian beer you can find - which happens to be Fosters
09:22:24 <Steven> god fosters blows so bad
09:22:25 <Hydrazine> Isn't that why you guys export it all?
09:22:35 <Ballig> yeah, we're not stupid enough to drink it
09:22:37 <Steven> i dont want it in my country either
09:22:38 <Ballig> we just convince Americans to
09:22:50 <Hydrazine> As far as I can tell, the only people who buy Fosters, are the ones who're only interested in it because it comes in a huge ass can.
09:22:58 <Steven> frat boys...
09:23:03 <Wrothmonk> frat boys.
09:23:12 <Hydrazine> And those guys don't care in the slightest how bad the beer tastes, aslong as theres some alcohol in it.
09:23:20 <Hydrazine> And its cheap.
09:23:22 <Wrothmonk> frat boys.
09:23:25 <Wrothmonk> again
09:23:40 <Steven> if you think fosters is bad... you should try drinking Natural Ice Beer
09:23:41 <Hydrazine> See? This is why Fosters sells. Theres a niche market for cheap beer in gigantic cans.
09:23:49 <Hydrazine> Natty Ice. Oh god.
09:23:50 <Steven> or IceHouse...
09:23:58 <Wrothmonk> heh.
09:24:28 <Steven> OH OH OH Steel Reserve
09:24:42 <Steven> for when you really want to drink piss water
09:24:45 <Wrothmonk> ?
09:25:07 <Hydrazine> I've never been man enough for Steel Reserve.
09:25:22 <Steven> im sorry to say ive had one
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09:25:35 <Hydrazine> Rumor is the hangover is similar to being struck repeatedly by a large quantity of steel.
09:25:38 <Steven> in my defense id drank a bottle of rum all by myself
09:25:47 <Hydrazine> Thats always a bad sign.
09:25:49 <Steven> and that was all that was left
09:25:55 <Hydrazine> Kind of like someone drinking tequila right out of the bottle.
09:26:02 <Steven> luckily, im irish and German
09:26:06 <Hydrazine> Its all downhill when you hit tequila straight from the bottle.
09:26:07 <Steven> so i had no hangover
09:26:24 <Steven> oh yes... tequila the drink that sends me to jail
09:26:34 <Wrothmonk> http://www.explosm.net/comics/2738/
09:26:59 <Steven> Im a super happy drunk, until somebody pours tequila in me and then its an impromptu Fight Club meeting
09:27:06 <Wrothmonk> heh.
09:27:17 <Wrothmonk> your talking about fight club! Stop it!
09:27:21 <Hydrazine> I'm an asshole when I'm drunk.
09:27:43 <Steven> wroth... this isnt a movie
09:27:50 <Steven> you CAN talk about fight club
09:28:11 <Steven> yeah last time i drank tequila was at my birthday party
09:28:21 <Steven> cause i was hammered and someone was like steve drink this
09:28:29 <Steven> so of course i did
09:28:52 <Steven> 20 minutes later i was pissed off fighting with people cause somebody hid the tequila
09:29:04 <Steven> turns out... in my pants pocket
09:29:15 <Hydrazine> I'm actually okay around tequila.
09:29:35 <Steven> I stick to Rum and good whisky
09:29:50 <mib_i2ge05> Hey gang, this is my first time on this platform. Anything I need to do to get ready for Infernal Vault? I have CA running. BTW, sorry to interrupt your conversation.
09:30:00 <Steven> totaly okay
09:30:16 <Hydrazine> Dude, we're nerds and its text. You can't really interrupt us without spamming like woah.
09:30:18 <Steven> you might want to set your name to something other than mib_i2ge05
09:30:31 <Hydrazine> Feel free to talk all you want man.
09:30:40 <Steven> to do this, you type /nick <insert your name>
09:30:52 <Wrothmonk> Long as you have your char sheet uploaded to the site, have the rule books, and theres and open slot, your good.
09:30:52 <Hydrazine> Hey: Whats the American food that we all love and every other country thinks is terrible? The aussies have Vegemite, whats ours?
09:31:07 <Steven> Fat girls?
09:31:08 <Steven> lol
09:31:12 <Wrothmonk> Steven is claiming hotdogs
09:31:19 <Wrothmonk> Sorry, not cannibals here.
09:31:23 <Brunius> Nah, hotdogs are all right
09:31:32 <Steven> no, cheap hot dogs
09:31:33 <Wrothmonk> Bacon wrapped hotdogs are awsome.
09:31:47 <Brunius> Who the hell makes bacon wrapped hotdogs
09:31:50 <Steven> wroth you are uninvited from my game
09:31:55 mib_i2ge05 is now known as Sarien
09:32:09 <Wrothmonk> me.
09:32:11 <Steven> thou shall not destroy the bacon by wrapping it around such a foul thing
09:32:31 <Wrothmonk> I didn't wrap it around some cheap ass hotdog. I bought the good stuff
09:32:42 <Wrothmonk> Might as well since i'm sending my heart to hell eating it :P
09:32:50 <Steven> you're jewish?
09:32:57 <Steven> or muslim?
09:33:08 <Wrothmonk> No.
09:33:16 <Steven> who else cant eat bacon?
09:33:45 <Wrothmonk> idk but I would never take part in such a religion.
09:33:46 <Brunius> People that worry about their health too much?
09:33:49 <Steven> i may have to update my "Fuckin Crazy" List
09:33:56 <Avatar> who's playing today
09:33:57 <Wrothmonk> lol.
09:34:14 <Hydrazine> I love animals.
09:34:17 <Wrothmonk> Me hopefully, long as I don't get kicked out for eating bacon wrapped hot dogs.
09:34:18 <Hydrazine> This world.. is delicious.
09:34:22 <Steven> I love Tasty animals
09:34:57 <Sarien> I'm attempting it Avatar; first time here though.
09:35:40 <Avatar> do or do not do
09:35:47 <Steven> there is no try
09:35:50 <Avatar> you will be fine
09:35:51 <Steven> OH FINISHED IT
09:35:59 <Wrothmonk> Only the force.
09:36:08 <Wrothmonk> since you are yoda apparently.
09:36:37 <Wrothmonk> or my chat is glitching :/
09:38:54 <Sarien> Hmmmmm, teach me you will.
09:43:31 <Avatar> wroth are you playing today
09:44:11 <Wrothmonk> Yeah.
09:49:10 <Avatar> what level/class
09:49:33 <Wrothmonk> Draconic sorcerer, level 2
09:49:49 <Avatar> I think I'm bringing my 2 alchemist
09:53:41 <Steven> man.... oh man.... oh man....
09:53:44 <Steven> 7 minutes....
09:53:59 <Avatar> we'll uptier today steven
09:54:45 <Steven> sarien what will you be playing today?
09:55:07 <Sarien> Ba'utan, Tiefling Rogue2
09:57:27 <Avatar> we're not really uptiering
09:57:32 <Avatar> you guys are supposed to object
09:57:37 <Avatar> and I am meant to say think of the $$
09:58:08 <Wrothmonk> lol.
09:58:21 <Wrothmonk> Well we just skipped that bit with that I think.
09:58:25 <Brunius> I will rock up with my level 5
09:58:33 <Brunius> and then you will be forced to uptier!
09:58:36 <Brunius> Mu ha ha!
09:58:56 <Avatar> do it
09:58:59 <Wrothmonk> No. I wouldn't play if it was untiring that much.
09:59:05 <Avatar> think of the $$
09:59:07 <Wrothmonk> with just one character.
09:59:24 <Mekkis> anyone here know CSS?
09:59:28 <Avatar> you always have a minimum of one character
10:00:38 <Steven> hmmm... briefing as decard cane?
10:01:20 <Steven> alright... it is the appointed time.
10:02:31 <Steven> we are 3/6 of people who have signed up
10:02:56 <Avatar> caleth is on skype
10:03:07 <Steven> and yet not in the channel.
10:04:01 <Steven> also i have no clue who caleth is
10:04:28 <Hydrazine> ...Hes Caleth.
10:04:30 <Avatar> well he is a d00d
10:04:57 <Brunius> Thank you Avatar, that's very informative
10:05:06 <Avatar> what else do you want to know
10:05:10 <Avatar> you describe him brunius
10:05:12 <Hydrazine> Hes just this guy, you know?
10:05:20 <Hydrazine> Hes a pretty loopy frood.
10:05:30 <Brunius> I don't know how, I haven't played with him enough
10:05:44 <Avatar> thank you Brunius, that's very informative
10:05:57 <Brunius> You're welcome man
10:06:06 <Avatar> caleth was super late yesterday
10:06:16 <Avatar> call him
10:06:36 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Steven
10:06:48 <Steven> okay what do i do with op
10:06:57 <Avatar> voice whoever's playing when you're ready to start
10:07:03 <Avatar> we'll change our nicks
10:07:04 <Steven> alright
10:07:11 <Brunius> We used to get people coming in all the time and going "Why are you guys annoyed at me? The game doesn't start for another half an hour"
10:07:33 <Steven> well when we meet the table minimum, ill start voicing
10:07:51 <Avatar> well we have 3
10:08:05 <Steven> yes... so one more...
10:08:29 <Wrothmonk> I'm ready to play whenever. Just getting re-aquanted with my char stats and stuff
10:08:39 <Avatar> we can use a pregen
10:09:57 <Steven> Zaleary, caleth, and Graky if anyone has contact info
10:10:06 <Steven> could you attempt to contact them
10:10:23 <Steven> otherwise we will proceed at 515 with a pregen
10:10:32 <Avatar> are they going to respond at a few minutes notice to an email
10:10:39 <Avatar> caleth is on skype and he's not responding
10:12:13 <Avatar> he just replied, he's on his way
10:12:37 <Avatar> ooer graky is in australia, I'll sms him
10:13:01 <Brunius> Oh, is he?
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10:13:37 <Brunius> Well here's Caleth
10:13:52 <Steven> greetings
10:13:55 <Wrothmonk> Fashionably late.
10:15:34 <Avatar> yeah he's in canberra
10:15:43 <Avatar> he and ballig are good mates
10:16:48 <Steven> alrighty
10:16:52 <Steven> im starting up skype
10:16:54 <Caleth> hey
10:16:59 <Caleth> what did I miss?
10:17:12 <Wrothmonk> Nothing much
10:17:19 <Avatar> you missed us waiting for you
10:17:27 <Avatar> who are you bringing
10:17:35 <Caleth> Ranger 1
10:17:53 <Caleth> Sargon, who is as aasimar now
10:18:34 <Steven> sarien, whats your skype info
10:18:44 <Sarien> dendrick390
10:19:28 <Steven> from 3 rivers?
10:19:35 <Sarien> yep
10:20:15 Steven gives voice to Avatar
10:20:20 <Avatar> zaleary confirmed he's dropped out if anyone else wants in
10:20:22 Steven gives voice to Caleth
10:20:28 Steven gives voice to Sarien
10:20:31 Avatar is now known as Sparky
10:20:38 Steven gives voice to Wrothmonk
10:20:41 Wrothmonk is now known as Rumil
10:21:00 Caleth is now known as Sargon
10:21:12 <Steven> it says your not online.
10:21:39 Sarien is now known as mib_i2ge05
10:22:03 <Steven> sarien it says your not online w/ skype
10:22:31 mib_i2ge05 is now known as dendrick390
10:24:04 <dendrick390> I should be online.
10:24:29 <Steven> accept my contact information
10:24:49 <Steven> so i can add you to conversation
10:24:59 <Steven> so its easier to do stuff.
10:25:45 <Sparky> I don't see you either
10:25:50 <Sparky> did you accept us
10:26:30 <dendrick390> I don't see an invite from you.
10:26:44 <Sparky> check again I've sent another
10:31:01 <Sparky> type /mode (nick) -R
10:32:17 <Steven> Factions for dendrick and sargon please?
10:32:35 <Sparky> change your nicks to your character names
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10:33:56 dendrick390 is now known as Bautan
10:34:18 <Steven> caleth can you hear me on skype?
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10:34:34 Wrothmonk is now known as Rumil_
10:34:51 Steven gives voice to Rumil_
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10:35:15 <Sparky> [11:30] <Sparky> type /mode (nick) -R
10:35:34 <Sparky> can anyone hear me
10:35:42 <Brunius> Nope
10:35:47 <Sparky> quiet brunius
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10:36:24 <MincedSushi> H
10:36:32 <MincedSushi> Hey peoples~
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10:36:49 ChanOP gives voice to Rumil`
10:36:55 <Rumil`> What was the command again?
10:37:01 <Sparky> ype /mode (nick) -R
10:37:19 <Steven> Can i get you two to send me your factions in a tell
10:37:21 <MincedSushi> Oh shit thats right more game
10:37:27 <MincedSushi> Have fun guys!
10:37:50 Rumil` is now known as Rumil
10:38:17 <Bautan> what is syntax for tell?
10:38:55 <Mekkis> /msg
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10:39:22 <Mekkis> /msg Steven My Faction is the Grand Lodge, because I'm a lazy bastard who can't find a real faction
10:40:08 <Bautan> that's wrong faction--hang on. . . .
10:40:26 <Mekkis> sorry
10:40:42 <Mekkis> My faction is Grand Lodge, because I'm so pathetic that no other faction will accept me
10:40:52 <Rumil> Lol.
10:41:36 <Hydrazine> Better than picking Sczarni and being lied to?
10:42:16 <Sargon> I think I only have half of mine
10:42:30 <Sargon> If this is season one, I should have two things to do
10:42:39 <Mekkis> "My faction is Sczarni, because I like the idea of getting personal gain from my missions. Please disregard the fact that my overall wealth is no different to the charitable members of the Silver Crusade."
10:43:37 <Rumil> I vote no uptier
10:43:47 <Rumil> level 2
10:44:20 <Sparky> think of the $$
10:44:31 <Bautan> bling
10:45:00 <Sargon> yea, lets not
10:45:55 <Hydrazine> Might as well be silver crusade.
10:46:05 <Hydrazine> "Sure, I'm generous, and charitable. But it doesn't cost me a dime."
10:47:02 <Sargon> if we had ho was another person was lvl 2 and a tank maybe
10:47:03 <Rumil> Please block text
10:47:13 <Steven> Venture-Captain Drandle Dreng’s pinched face is hard to see from behind the stack of books that divide the front of his office from the space behind his desk. A shockingly old man with white hair and slightly milky eyes, he is surprised by the appearance of outsiders in his office, and looks up, half startled and half relieved. “Thank you for coming on s
10:47:29 <Steven> I’d been meaning to give this assignment to you at a later date, and with less pressing time constraints, but it seems that time has conspired against us.” Dreng mumbles to himself as he passes out a stack of notes and maps from behind the wall of books
10:47:44 <Steven> “These notes are from a recent Chronicle—it contains some interesting finds, but one of them is now the utmost priority to the Society.”
10:48:03 <Steven> Dreng lightly taps a bony finger on a map, on which can be seen a section of Absalom with a small corner townhouse circled in deep red.
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10:48:42 <Steven> “This townhouse is a façade for an underground vault. The vault belonged to an old noble family of Absalom that was expelled a decade ago—the Decklands. The family was forced out when their patriarch—a man known as Orias—was discovered to have written documents detailing the city’s defenses, documents he intended to hand over to hostile forces loyal to
10:49:14 <Steven> Cheliax. The Chronicleindicates that a copy of these documents exist within the vault. “A Pathfinder looking into the Decklands and their Chronicle references in Cheliax was attacked and killed ten days ago. The thugs made off with a copy of his notes— fortunately, he’d already sent us another
10:49:30 <Steven> We have reason to believe it was the work of the Decklands’ oldest child, a young woman named Celeena, and she’s the reason this assignment is now urgent. The fact that Celeena and her forces were willing to kill a Pathfinder for this information shows how desperate they are to retrieve the documents. If she were able to get these documents and return
10:49:42 <Steven> them to Cheliax, it would undermine the defenses of the whole city, as well as cause the Society undue headaches. Find Celeena, find the documents in her vault, and prevent this situation from turning into one big mess for the Society.”
10:50:39 <Sparky> "Do we know anything else about Celeena?"
10:51:36 <Sparky> "What's in Cheliax for her?"
10:51:39 <Steven> "She was a little girl when she left Absolom. Obvious violent streak."
10:51:46 <Bautan> So, you say she has "forces" at her disposal--Hellknights perhaps, mon?
10:51:55 <Rumil> "How long ago was it when the society last knew her location?"
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10:52:27 <Sparky> do we know anything about devil's claw
10:52:29 <Sparky> knowledge checks
10:52:57 <Bautan> kn local, how do i roll?
10:53:28 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
10:53:29 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=7] 7
10:53:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 local
10:53:33 <diebot> Mekkis, local: [1d20=18] 20
10:54:04 <Bautan> !throw 1d20+9
10:54:04 <diebot> Bautan, 1d20+9: [1d20=10] 19
10:54:12 <Bautan> local
10:54:18 <Steven> your question?
10:54:27 <Sparky> "Is Celeena the Deckland heir?"
10:55:04 <Sparky> "She must have brought some unsavoury mercenary company with her. How can we best convince them not to loot the crypts?"
10:55:15 <Bautan> particular DevilClaws she is known to associate with?
10:55:28 <Sparky> "ANY methods?"
10:55:31 <Sparky> :o)
10:55:39 <Sparky> :(
10:55:59 <Bautan> The Law???!!?
10:56:09 <Sparky> !roll 1d20 sense motive
10:56:09 <dicebot> Sparky, sense motive: [1d20=7] 7
10:56:59 <Caleth> Leaving you notice that Sargon's eagle has pooped on the floor, showing what *he* thinks of Drendle Dreng
10:58:24 <Bautan> How are we getting paid, mon?
10:58:54 <Steven> 98.238.248.59
11:00:08 Caleth is now known as Sargon
11:00:38 <Sparky> drendle's not such a bad guy
11:00:39 <Sparky> once you get to know him
11:04:00 <Steven> Try to connect through webserver.
11:04:42 <Steven> 3/4
11:04:46 <Steven> colors
11:05:23 <Steven> Sitting on the corner of a quiet street, the red brick Deckland townhouse melds in with the middle class buildings in this portion of Absalom. A small, flickering candle can be seen through a barred window on the building’s west side and a single door can be seen on the building’s south face.
11:05:26 <Rumil> Light blue or grey if somebody else wants blue
11:05:33 <Sargon> Brown or Orange
11:05:51 <Sargon> for both me and the eagle
11:06:28 <Sparky> yellow
11:06:35 <Steven> who isnt connected?
11:06:49 <Bautan> still working on it. . .
11:06:49 <Rumil> I am connected
11:06:49 <Sargon> me
11:07:13 <Sparky> are you there bautan
11:07:30 <Bautan> i'm connected to steven
11:10:06 <Bautan> that was easy xp (lol)
11:10:08 <Sparky> steven you're not in the call anymore
11:12:10 <Bautan> Hmm, there is a flickering candle in a window. I thought it deserted. . .
11:12:12 Steven has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
11:12:41 <Bautan> bling
11:12:51 <Bautan> fershizzle
11:13:31 <Bautan> we played up too, didn't we (nudge, nudge)
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11:15:30 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Steven
11:17:43 Steven gives voice to Sargon
11:18:36 <Rumil> Rumil shall sneak up to a window and pear in
11:18:57 <Rumil> Scratch that, let the guy tthat can sneak do it.
11:19:12 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+10
11:19:12 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+10: [1d20=17] 27
11:19:43 <Steven> add @Steven to the end of that
11:19:47 <Steven> so that its made in secret.
11:20:36 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+10 @Steven
11:20:46 <Hydrazine> Steven's stealing your rolls!
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11:23:50 <Bautan> !roll 1d20 @Steven
11:25:57 <Bautan> They looked tough and mean.
11:29:35 <Bautan> i can probably unlock the door
11:31:06 <Bautan> "Where da hoes?"
11:31:17 <Sparky> "You guys got hoes here?"
11:31:49 <Sparky> "Pound on the window harder"
11:31:56 * Sparky pounds on the window
11:32:21 * Sparky steps bac
11:32:25 * Sparky nudges Sargon
11:32:27 <Sparky> "Go'"
11:32:32 <Steven> "Get lost ya worthless bastards!"
11:32:44 <Steven> "For I come give you a proper beating!"
11:33:05 <Rumil> "They being mean? I can be much more mean."
11:33:14 <Sparky> "No no be nice"
11:33:21 <Sargon> "Honestly, I would expect more civility from renowed mercenaires such as yourselves, but we can work on that"
11:33:28 <Bautan> "Is there an improper way to be beaten?"
11:33:47 <Sargon> "I have a business proposition for you"
11:33:50 <Sargon> "well fuck"
11:35:10 <Bautan> i was heading down to unlock that door
11:37:59 <Sargon> I'm step to C10 so I'm not in the line fo fire
11:38:05 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5
11:38:06 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
11:38:22 <Sparky> !roll 1d6+5
11:38:22 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d6+5: [1d6=4] 9
11:38:40 <Sparky> reflex DC 15 for half
11:38:42 <Sparky> of 6 damage
11:40:00 <Rumil> "I believe the man said not to do property damage..."
11:40:02 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+3 init
11:40:02 <dicebot> Sparky, init: [1d20=14] 17
11:40:09 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2 init
11:40:10 <dicebot> Rumil, init: [1d20=12] 14
11:40:17 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+5
11:40:17 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+5: [1d20=12] 17
11:40:24 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+4 Init
11:40:24 <dicebot> Sargon, Init: [1d20=10] 14
11:40:44 <Sparky> bautan sparky saron rumil
11:41:02 <Bautan> i was heading down to unlock door
11:42:24 <Sparky> "fire! fire! fire!"
11:43:32 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+10 @Steven
11:51:51 <Bautan> 15
11:53:02 <Steven> 9 damage on a critical hit to you mr Bautan
11:53:10 <Bautan> "ouch, mon"
11:53:39 <Steven> Bad guy 2s turn
11:54:18 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+4 Attack
11:54:18 <dicebot> Sargon, Attack: [1d20=14] 18
11:54:37 <Sargon> !roll 1d4+1 damage
11:54:38 <dicebot> Sargon, damage: [1d4=4] 5
11:55:46 <Steven> bauton turn
11:57:41 <Sargon> I always forget how to do the red action text
11:58:21 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5
11:58:21 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
11:58:33 <Sparky> !roll 1d6+5
11:58:33 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d6+5: [1d6=5] 10
11:58:43 <Sparky> 6 damage reflex DC 15 for half
12:00:45 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+3 Sense Motive
12:00:46 <dicebot> Sargon, Sense Motive: [1d20=10] 13
12:01:37 <Sargon> "If you drop your weapons now, I have a buisness proposition for you"
12:01:44 <Sargon> "Which includes you living"
12:01:49 <Sargon> "just FYI"
12:02:42 <Steven> ramil
12:02:44 <Steven> turn
12:02:45 <Steven> yours
12:02:46 <Steven> go
12:04:03 <Bautan> "No hoes for you unless you join us. You'll be sleepin' with da fishes."
12:05:20 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+7 intimidate "Drop your weapons or I may slice your throat."
12:05:21 <dicebot> Rumil, intimidate \"Drop your weapons or I may slice your throat.\": [1d20=13] 20
12:06:06 <Rumil> !roll 1d20-2 sense motive @Steven
12:08:52 <Sargon> "Well if you want to get paid enough, talk to Aqir Al-Hakim. Qadira pays quite well."
12:08:55 <Bautan> "Perhaps we can pay more?"
12:09:49 <Bautan> pull out bow and move to my side of the window, ready to attack if he doesn't take our offer.
12:09:56 <Sargon> "Handsome quantities"
12:10:10 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+5
12:10:10 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
12:10:29 <Sparky> !roll 1d20 diplomacy aid
12:10:30 <dicebot> Sparky, diplomacy aid: [1d20=8] 8
12:10:33 <Bautan> i also aid
12:10:45 <Bautan> !roll 1d20 @Steven
12:10:50 <Sparky> "We have mutual interests!"
12:12:18 <Sparky> "What are you guys doing here anyway?"
12:12:56 <Bautan> "I ask for documentation for the devil claw involvement, and give another 20gp
12:13:01 <Sparky> "Celeena?"
12:13:22 <Sargon> "Who is Janks?"
12:13:50 <Sparky> "So you're not here to do any looting?"
12:13:51 <Sargon> "in charge of how many of you?"
12:16:00 <Bautan> probably has a little black book with his hoe names--i'll grab that
12:16:03 <Sargon> I'm looking for a record book of some sort I think
12:16:11 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+8 Perception
12:16:11 <dicebot> Sargon, Perception: [1d20=8] 16
12:18:08 <Sparky> A2
12:18:09 <Steven> This small, stuffy square room was cut from the building’s stone foundation. The room’s east wall features a large stone mosaic of stone that shows several faceless people worshipping at the top, and others being condemned at the bottom, with no figures in the middle pattern. The mosaic contains a set of three identical circular indentations: one set wi
12:18:31 <Bautan> perception for traps on the door or thereabouts
12:18:38 <Steven> The mosaic contains a set of three identical circular indentations: one set within the top section, one in the empty center, and another set within the bottom section. Illuminating the room are two lit torches in sconces on the north and south walls.
12:18:43 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+3 @Steven
12:19:08 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 Check for traps @Steven
12:19:27 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5 perception
12:19:27 <dicebot> Sparky, perception: [1d20=20] 25
12:19:59 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+8 for traps @Steven
12:20:48 <Bautan> try to disarm--step back!!
12:21:13 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+10 @Steven
12:21:44 <Bautan> potion first
12:22:18 <Bautan> !roll 1d8+1
12:22:18 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
12:22:48 <Bautan> another potion
12:22:59 <Bautan> !roll 1d8+1
12:22:59 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
12:25:06 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+10 @Steven
12:26:13 <Steven> Burns you in the face for 4 points of damage.
12:28:02 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5 perception
12:28:02 <dicebot> Sparky, perception: [1d20=4] 9
12:28:04 <Bautan> "cough.. . No traps here." (wipes soot off face)
12:28:18 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 perception?
12:28:19 <dicebot> Rumil, perception?: [1d20=1] 4
12:28:34 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+8
12:28:34 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+8: [1d20=18] 26
12:30:13 <Sparky> happy female child
12:30:21 <Sparky> grandoise city
12:30:24 <Sparky> brooding devil
12:30:26 <Rumil> How many slots? just two?
12:30:29 <Sparky> on the discs
12:30:48 <Sparky> first (top) faceless worshippers
12:30:54 <Sparky> bottom people being condemned
12:31:26 <Sargon> Devil goes on the bottom, judgine people
12:35:36 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+3 init
12:35:37 <dicebot> Sparky, init: [1d20=4] 7
12:35:43 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+4
12:35:43 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+4: [1d20=6] 10
12:35:47 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+5
12:35:47 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9
12:36:00 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2 init
12:36:00 <dicebot> Rumil, init: [1d20=18] 20
12:37:59 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5 planes
12:38:00 <dicebot> Sparky, planes: [1d20=6] 11
12:38:01 <Steven> Knowledge planes, if youc an see the 2 ots
12:38:03 <Sargon> Are they identifiable by Knowledge Nature, or are they unnatural
12:38:59 <Bautan> if these people were cheliax, they are prabably devils
12:40:15 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 acid splash!
12:40:15 <dicebot> Rumil, acid splash!: [1d20=8] 11
12:45:15 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+4
12:45:15 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+4: [1d20=4] 8
12:49:29 <Sparky> !roll 1d20
12:49:29 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d20: [1d20=19] 19
12:50:05 <Sparky> !roll 1d6-1
12:50:05 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d6-1: [1d6=4] 3
12:52:44 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+5 concentration
12:52:45 <dicebot> Rumil, concentration: [1d20=18] 23
12:54:56 <Steven> sargon go ahead
12:56:07 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+6 bite
12:56:08 <dicebot> Sargon, bite: [1d20=20] 26
12:56:30 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+6 confirm
12:56:30 <dicebot> Sargon, confirm: [1d20=8] 14
12:56:47 <Sargon> !roll 2d4 damage
12:56:47 <dicebot> Sargon, damage: [2d4=1,4] 5
12:57:06 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+6 claw
12:57:06 <dicebot> Sargon, claw: [1d20=16] 22
12:57:17 <Sargon> !roll 1d4 damage
12:57:17 <dicebot> Sargon, damage: [1d4=3] 3
12:57:34 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+6 claw
12:57:34 <dicebot> Sargon, claw: [1d20=5] 11
12:58:02 <Steven> bautan
12:58:43 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+4
12:58:43 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+4: [1d20=16] 20
12:59:08 <Bautan> !roll 2d6
12:59:08 <dicebot> Bautan, 2d6: [2d6=6,5] 11
13:00:11 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5
13:00:24 <Sparky> !throw 1d20+5
13:00:24 <diebot> Sparky, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
13:00:32 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
13:00:37 <Sparky> !roll 1d6+5
13:00:37 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d6+5: [1d6=5] 10
13:04:27 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+5 concentration
13:04:28 <dicebot> Rumil, concentration: [1d20=15] 20
13:04:51 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 attack roll
13:04:52 <dicebot> Rumil, attack roll: [1d20=5] 8
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13:06:05 <Steven> !rand silver coldiron
13:06:06 <dicebot> Steven, random: coldiron
13:06:31 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+2
13:06:31 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+2: [1d20=13] 15
13:06:42 <Sargon> !roll 1d4+1 damage
13:06:43 <dicebot> Sargon, damage: [1d4=2] 3
13:07:57 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+6
13:07:57 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+6: [1d20=7] 13
13:08:11 <Sargon> +2 i flank
13:09:00 <Sargon> does it hit, I cant hear skype
13:10:12 <Sargon> !roll 1d4 damage
13:10:13 <dicebot> Sargon, damage: [1d4=4] 4
13:10:22 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+6 claw
13:10:23 <dicebot> Sargon, claw: [1d20=5] 11
13:11:12 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+6 claw
13:11:13 <dicebot> Sargon, claw: [1d20=6] 12
13:13:14 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+4
13:13:15 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+4: [1d20=10] 14
13:13:26 <Bautan> !roll 1d6
13:13:27 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
13:14:39 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5
13:14:40 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
13:15:38 <Sparky> "Back up!"
13:16:01 <Sparky> 13/17
13:16:06 <Steven> Four damage as it claws you viciously
13:18:19 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 ray of frost attack
13:18:20 <dicebot> Rumil, ray of frost attack: [1d20=1] 4
13:19:38 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+2
13:19:39 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+2: [1d20=14] 16
13:23:42 <Sargon> !roll 1d6+1 silver bludeoning damage
13:23:42 <dicebot> Sargon, silver bludeoning damage: [1d6=5] 6
13:25:08 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+8 bite
13:25:08 <dicebot> Sargon, bite: [1d20=12] 20
13:25:22 <Sargon> !roll 1d4 damage
13:25:22 <dicebot> Sargon, damage: [1d4=3] 3
13:25:29 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+8 claw
13:25:29 <dicebot> Sargon, claw: [1d20=18] 26
13:25:34 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+8 claw
13:25:35 <dicebot> Sargon, claw: [1d20=16] 24
13:25:40 <Sargon> !roll 1d4
13:25:40 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
13:25:42 <Sargon> !roll1d4
13:26:08 <Sargon> !roll 1d4
13:26:09 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
13:27:32 <Sargon> what is the IP again?
13:27:42 <Steven> 98.238.248.59
13:27:49 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+4
13:27:49 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+4: [1d20=4] 8
13:28:19 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+6; 1d8+1
13:28:19 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d20+6: [1d20=5] 11; 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
13:31:40 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2 acrobatics
13:31:40 <dicebot> Rumil, acrobatics: [1d20=18] 20
13:32:39 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 ray of frost dammit!
13:32:39 <dicebot> Rumil, ray of frost dammit!: [1d20=14] 17
13:32:55 <Rumil> !roll 1d3 damage
13:32:55 <dicebot> Rumil, damage: [1d3=3] 3
13:33:26 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+4
13:33:26 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+4: [1d20=4] 8
13:33:35 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+8 bite
13:33:36 <dicebot> Sargon, bite: [1d20=2] 10
13:33:43 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+8 claw
13:33:43 <dicebot> Sargon, claw: [1d20=3] 11
13:33:47 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+8 claw
13:33:48 <dicebot> Sargon, claw: [1d20=14] 22
13:36:40 <Bautan> grab my bow and go search with everyone
13:37:03 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5 perception
13:37:03 <dicebot> Sparky, perception: [1d20=18] 23
13:37:26 <Rumil> Search for the plans and what I mentioned in skype pm
13:37:29 <Bautan> perception !roll 1d20+3
13:37:57 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 perception
13:37:57 <dicebot> Rumil, perception: [1d20=11] 14
13:38:01 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+3
13:38:01 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
13:44:07 <Bautan> perception !roll 1d20+3 @Steven
13:44:49 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+3 See all the traps!... maybe @Steven
13:45:23 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+3 init
13:45:23 <dicebot> Sparky, init: [1d20=15] 18
13:45:25 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2 init
13:45:26 <dicebot> Rumil, init: [1d20=9] 11
13:46:54 <Sargon> ok back
13:47:17 <Sparky> !roll 1d8+1
13:47:17 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
13:47:21 <Sparky> I'm on full
13:48:04 <Bautan> clw last one !roll 1d8+1
13:49:10 <Bautan> !roll 1d8+1 clw
13:49:10 <dicebot> Bautan, clw: [1d8=6] 7
13:49:19 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+3 init rolling off
13:49:20 <dicebot> Sparky, init rolling off: [1d20=4] 7
13:49:28 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+5
13:49:29 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12
13:49:42 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+2 init
13:49:43 <dicebot> Sargon, init: [1d20=7] 9
13:49:49 <Bautan> fully healed now
13:51:28 <Bautan> step up 10 ft and attack with shortbow in short range
13:51:42 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+4
13:51:42 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+4: [1d20=6] 10
13:52:07 <Sparky> !roll 1d8+1
13:52:07 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
13:54:59 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+8
13:55:08 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+8: [1d20=17] 25
13:55:19 <Sargon> !roll 1d4+2
13:55:19 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d4+2: [1d4=3] 5
14:01:33 <Bautan> !roll1d20+4
14:01:46 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+4
14:01:46 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+4: [1d20=20] 24
14:02:04 <Bautan> !roll !d20+4
14:02:04 <dicebot> Bautan, !d20+4: [!d20] 4
14:02:25 <Bautan> !roll 1d6 damage
14:02:26 <dicebot> Bautan, damage: [1d6=2] 2
14:02:36 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+4 crit
14:02:36 <dicebot> Bautan, crit: [1d20=17] 21
14:03:46 <Sparky> !roll 1d8+1
14:03:47 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
14:07:22 <Rumil> 8/16
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14:10:19 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+3
14:10:20 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+3: [1d20=17] 20
14:12:03 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+10
14:12:03 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+10: [1d20=18] 28
14:12:16 <Sargon> !roll 1d4+2
14:12:16 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d4+2: [1d4=4] 6
14:13:14 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+3
14:13:14 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+3: [1d20=5] 8
14:14:11 <Sparky> !roll 1d8+1
14:14:11 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
14:14:30 <Rumil> 14/16
14:16:56 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+3
14:16:56 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+3: [1d20=6] 9
14:18:20 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5; 1d6+5
14:18:20 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d20+5: [1d20=7] 12; 1d6+5: [1d6=2] 7
14:19:54 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+8 perception
14:19:55 <dicebot> Sargon, perception: [1d20=18] 26
14:20:03 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5 perception
14:20:03 <dicebot> Sparky, perception: [1d20=7] 12
14:20:28 <Sargon> "hey guys, my I please have some healing. thank you."
14:20:33 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+10 @Steven
14:20:52 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+10@Steven
14:22:58 <Sargon> !roll 1d8+1
14:22:58 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
14:23:35 <Sargon> Does J have some sort of records on him?
14:23:40 <Sargon> documentation perhaps
14:26:44 <Sargon> I'm going to go upstairs and get a crate lid to use for cover
14:26:49 <Sargon> on the next stairs
14:26:59 <Sparky> loot the elf
14:26:59 <Sparky> !
14:27:45 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+3
14:27:45 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
14:28:10 <Bautan> perception traps
14:32:53 <Steven> A perpetual thick gray fog covers the floor of this ancient stone room to a height of six inches. Four alcoves extend from a small circular center. The north and south alcoves are lined with ceremonial slabs on which rest skeletal bodies garbed in old finery, the west alcove contains a spiral staircase that winds down from the room, and the east alcove c
14:33:07 <Steven> alcove contains only a simply wooden door in the east wall.
14:35:38 <Sargon> Does the celestial template smite bypass DR like a paladin's
14:35:51 <Steven> yes
14:36:19 <Sargon> cool
14:38:46 * Sparky drinks his mutagen
14:38:54 <Sargon> "By killing you boss"
14:39:10 <Rumil> "By killing people."
14:39:13 <Steven> "By killing Janks?"
14:39:23 <Steven> They laugh boisterously.
14:39:31 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+6 intimidate
14:39:32 <dicebot> Rumil, intimidate: [1d20=2] 8
14:39:45 <Sparky> !roll 1d20 sense mtoive
14:39:45 <dicebot> Sparky, sense mtoive: [1d20=19] 19
14:39:57 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+3 sense motive
14:39:58 <dicebot> Sargon, sense motive: [1d20=16] 19
14:39:59 <Sparky> "What are you guys doing here anyway?"
14:40:36 <Sargon> "You might be wanting a new job now that Janks is dead"
14:40:46 <Sargon> Luckily for you I'm here to help
14:41:09 <Steven> "Lootin! Escorting that prissy bitch Celeena
14:41:21 <Sparky> "What can we do to convince you to loot somewhere else?"
14:41:31 <Steven> "You know that pesky job we were hired for."
14:41:40 <Steven> "Depends, what are you offering?"
14:41:46 <Sargon> "A better job"
14:42:06 <Sparky> "How much is Celeena paying you?"
14:42:07 <Sargon> "With the trade prince Aquir Al-Hakim"
14:42:25 <Steven> "Enough for a full belly and a woman to put under me after a days work."
14:42:40 <Sargon> "Want two women insdead of one?"
14:42:42 <Sparky> "We'll pay you enough for a week's worth of a full belly and two woman... each night."
14:42:43 <Steven> "Plus all the loot we can carry out of here."
14:42:56 <Sparky> "I'm making you an offer you can't refuse."
14:43:01 <Sparky> "Take it and scram."
14:43:03 <Steven> "How much you got so far rick? 40-50g worth?"
14:43:55 <Steven> "Nah, Janks got most of it, probably twenty or thirty."
14:44:05 <Sparky> "I've got 40gp right here for you."
14:44:08 <Steven> "Greedy bastard."
14:44:13 <Sparky> "Take it."
14:45:32 <Rumil> "I hate undead..."
14:45:46 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+3 init
14:45:47 <dicebot> Sparky, init: [1d20=11] 14
14:45:50 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+4 init
14:45:50 <dicebot> Sargon, init: [1d20=1] 5
14:45:52 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2 init
14:45:52 <dicebot> Rumil, init: [1d20=19] 21
14:46:04 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+5 init
14:46:04 <dicebot> Bautan, init: [1d20=4] 9
14:46:30 <Sparky> rumil sparky bautan sargon
14:48:35 <Rumil> "These things under your control?"
14:49:58 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+4 morningstar smash!
14:49:58 <dicebot> Rumil, morningstar smash!: [1d20=1] 5
14:51:31 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5
14:51:31 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
14:51:53 <Sparky> !roll 1d6+5
14:51:54 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d6+5: [1d6=5] 10
14:52:21 <Sparky> 2ne, 1e
14:52:33 <Sparky> to R12
14:52:39 <Sparky> Q12
14:54:35 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+4
14:54:36 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
14:55:45 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+5
14:55:45 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
14:57:10 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+6
14:57:10 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+6: [1d20=15] 21
14:57:17 <Sargon> !roll 1d4
14:57:17 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
14:58:31 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+2
14:58:32 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
14:59:16 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+4 morningstar smash!
14:59:16 <dicebot> Rumil, morningstar smash!: [1d20=19] 23
14:59:35 <Rumil> !roll 1d6 smash damage!
14:59:36 <dicebot> Rumil, smash damage!: [1d6=2] 2
15:03:05 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5
15:03:06 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
15:05:57 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+4
15:05:58 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
15:06:37 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+6
15:06:37 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+6: [1d20=15] 21
15:06:43 <Sargon> !roll 1d4
15:06:43 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
15:07:17 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+4 morningstar smash!
15:07:18 <dicebot> Rumil, morningstar smash!: [1d20=4] 8
15:07:50 <Rumil> 12/16
15:08:18 <Rumil> 10/16
15:09:20 <Sparky> "Are you two okay?"
15:09:40 <Steven> Breathing Heavily but living.
15:09:47 <Sparky> !roll 1d8+1
15:09:47 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
15:10:30 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+6
15:10:31 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+6: [1d20=14] 20
15:10:32 <Sparky> wake up Bautan
15:10:36 <Sargon> !roll 1d4
15:10:36 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d4: [1d4=3] 3
15:12:12 <Rumil> "Can somebody use my wand to heal me?"
15:12:54 <Sparky> !roll 1d8+1
15:12:54 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
15:13:04 <Sparky> !roll 1d8+1
15:13:05 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
15:14:42 <Sargon> any potions in the bag?
15:15:36 <Sparky> http://imgur.com
15:18:19 <Steven> http://imgur.com/2SDxg
15:20:49 <Sargon> I'm in U11
15:20:56 <Sparky> I have 3 bombs left guys
15:25:12 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+3
15:25:12 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
15:25:23 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+2 init
15:25:23 <dicebot> Rumil, init: [1d20=7] 9
15:25:32 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+5
15:25:32 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
15:25:36 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+4 init
15:25:36 <dicebot> Sargon, init: [1d20=2] 6
15:27:40 <Sparky> 6w, drawing xbow, total defence
15:30:30 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+5
15:30:31 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+5: [1d20=10] 15
15:30:42 <Sargon> !roll 1d4+2
15:30:42 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d4+2: [1d4=4] 6
15:33:17 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+4 fort
15:33:17 <dicebot> Sargon, fort: [1d20=12] 16
15:34:38 <Bautan> !roll 1d20
15:34:38 <dicebot> Bautan, 1d20: [1d20=1] 1
15:39:49 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+5
15:39:49 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
15:39:56 <Sargon> !roll 1d4+2
15:39:57 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d4+2: [1d4=4] 6
15:40:22 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+5
15:40:22 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
15:40:28 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+5
15:40:29 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+5: [1d20=8] 13
15:41:01 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+4
15:41:01 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+4: [1d20=10] 14
15:43:43 <Bautan> !roll 1d20 hit, !roll 1d6 damage silver
15:43:43 <dicebot> Bautan, hit, !roll 1d6 damage silver: [1d20=14] 18
15:47:03 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5
15:47:04 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19
15:47:28 <Sparky> !roll 1d6+4+1+4
15:47:28 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d6+4+1+4: [1d6=2] 11
15:47:56 <Sparky> "Hello Celeena."
15:48:32 <Bautan> "You don't have to die missuss, we just want the plans."
15:49:06 <Steven> "NEVER! Only they will restore my family to a place of Honor!"
15:51:39 <Rumil> !roll 1d20+4 acid splashy
15:51:39 <dicebot> Rumil, acid splashy: [1d20=9] 13
15:51:49 <Rumil> !roll 1d3
15:51:49 <dicebot> Rumil, 1d3: [1d3=1] 1
15:53:39 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+6
15:53:40 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d20+6: [1d20=16] 22
15:53:47 <Sargon> !roll 1d4
15:53:47 <dicebot> Sargon, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
15:54:41 <kapow> css?
15:54:50 <kapow> counterstrike source ?
15:56:24 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+2 will
15:56:24 <dicebot> Sargon, will: [1d20=17] 19
15:56:54 <Bautan> !roll 1d20 hit, !roll 1d6 damage
15:56:54 <dicebot> Bautan, hit, !roll 1d6 damage: [1d20=10] 11
15:57:58 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+5
15:57:59 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
15:58:05 <Sparky> !roll 1d6+9
15:58:05 <dicebot> Sparky, 1d6+9: [1d6=1] 10
15:58:26 <Sparky> 5ft east
16:01:16 <Rumil> "I dont want to have to kill you, there are several people that want to keep you alive."
16:01:36 <Sparky> !roll 1d20 sense motive
16:01:36 <dicebot> Sparky, sense motive: [1d20=12] 12
16:01:49 <Sparky> !roll 1d20 sense motive @steven
16:01:51 <Rumil> !roll 1d20-2 sense motive @Steve
16:01:55 <kapow> !roll 1d20+27; 1d20+25; 1d20+25; 2#1d20+20
16:01:55 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+27: [1d20=5] 32; 1d20+25: [1d20=10] 35; 1d20+25: [1d20=15] 40; 1d20+20: [1d20=2] 22, [1d20=17] 37
16:02:11 <Rumil> !roll 1d20-2 sense motive @Steven
16:02:40 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+3 Sense Motive @Steven
16:04:22 <Sparky> it's /mode Sargon -R
16:04:36 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+3 Sense Motive @Steven
16:05:57 <Steven> She falls down to her knees crying.
16:06:26 <Sparky> "We're from the Pathfinder Society, and we can be on the same side Celeena. Let us help you."
16:06:43 <Steven> "I just wanted to restore my family to a place of honor. I'm tired of living as a two bit noble."
16:06:50 <Steven> and then continues to cry.
16:07:33 <Sparky> "Come with us, we'll take you back to the Grand Lodge and we can figure something out to restore your family's honour in a more honourable way than this."
16:08:44 <Rumil> "Theres a few people waiting for you at the city. Seek out taldor representatives."
16:08:54 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+3 Appraise
16:08:54 <dicebot> Sargon, Appraise: [1d20=10] 13
16:08:56 <Sparky> !roll 1d20 appraise
16:08:56 <dicebot> Sparky, appraise: [1d20=12] 12
16:09:38 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+9 appraise
16:09:39 <dicebot> Bautan, appraise: [1d20=9] 18
16:17:36 <Sparky> !roll 1d20+8 day job
16:17:36 <dicebot> Sparky, day job: [1d20=8] 16
16:17:48 <Sargon> !roll 1d20+6 Day Job
16:17:48 <dicebot> Sargon, Day Job: [1d20=14] 20
16:17:59 <Bautan> Ba'utan 13982-5, sczarni, xp5, fame 9, prestige 9, gold 1227,last chronicle #9
16:18:14 <Sparky> mark off that you've played the scenario here: http://www.pfrpg.com.au/pfs.php5
16:18:38 Rumil is now known as wrothmonk
16:18:43 <Bautan> !roll 1d20+9 day job craft traps
16:18:44 <dicebot> Bautan, day job craft traps: [1d20=17] 26
16:19:19 <wrothmonk> !roll 1d20+3 Day job: butcher
16:19:20 <dicebot> wrothmonk, Day job: butcher: [1d20=11] 14
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16:19:53 Sargon is now known as Caleth
16:20:57 <Steven> bautan didnt send me any information....
16:21:30 <wrothmonk> Ba'utan 13982-5, sczarni, xp5, fame 9, prestige 9, gold 1227
16:21:32 <wrothmonk> he didnt pm it
16:21:52 <Steven> good catch, thanks
16:21:55 <wrothmonk> np
16:23:51 <Steven> still waiting on rumil and sargon to send me information
16:26:39 <wrothmonk> I sent you my information
16:27:09 <Steven> could you send it again, i did not receive it.
16:27:16 <Sparky> make sure you've got -R off
16:27:20 Sparky is now known as Avatar
16:27:27 <wrothmonk> How do I do that?
16:27:33 <Avatar> do /mode wrothmonk -R
16:27:38 <Avatar> it's in the title bar of your status window
16:27:54 <Avatar> Status: wrothmonk [+wixrR] or something
16:28:02 <Avatar> you want that R gone
16:28:17 <Avatar> Steven: if you're registered and identified, they don't even need to do that
16:28:35 <Steven> here ill just identify
16:28:47 <wrothmonk> ok re-identified
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16:29:01 <wrothmonk> Get it now?
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16:29:26 <Steven> yes.
16:30:25 <Steven> taldor faction correct?
16:31:24 <Steven> hmmmmm its not letting me do what i want with this pdf.... i think imma punch it
16:31:50 <wrothmonk> Thats the faction mission you sent me. I assumed it was one of those scenarios where there wasnt one for my faction.
16:32:00 <wrothmonk> Its come up a lot actually.
16:32:16 <Steven> yes, it was so whats your actual faction?
16:33:00 <wrothmonk> Sczarni
16:34:15 <Steven> you know theres almost 3times as many andorians than ll others combined?
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16:34:50 <wrothmonk> Yup
16:35:24 <wrothmonk> My first character's faction was andoran. Wasnt much of a faction mission set up from what I saw, so I changed :P
16:35:38 <Steven> hmmmm... i could easily send this out as a jpeg
16:36:11 <Brunius> Oh god
16:36:18 <Brunius> And how do they print it
16:38:24 <Steven> um.... the same way they would print a pdf?
16:38:27 <Steven> on a printer...
16:38:30 <Steven> ide size it the same
16:38:41 <Steven> unless somebody wants to tell me how to extract a page from firefox
16:38:51 <Brunius> From firefox?
16:39:34 <Steven> foxit even
16:39:36 <Steven> whatever
16:39:55 <Brunius> Isn't there an extract page option?
16:39:58 <Brunius> From what I remember
16:40:31 <Avatar> it's in foxit pdf editor
16:40:45 <Avatar> pdf editor, not pdf reader
16:40:54 <Brunius> I'm sure I used one in reader
16:42:21 <Avatar> I don't see an option to extract in reader
16:42:24 <Avatar> it's very obvious in editor
16:42:33 <Steven> i am noticing this...
16:44:31 <Steven> got it...
16:45:45 <Steven> well got it extracted...
16:45:53 <Steven> never used foxit to write on a pdf...
16:46:14 <Avatar> do you have foxit pdf editor
16:46:30 <Steven> nope... thinking of getting it right now.
16:46:34 <Avatar> sec
16:47:14 <Avatar> get mirc right now
16:47:25 <Steven> but i hate mirc...
16:47:31 <Steven> with a lot of hate....
16:47:33 <Avatar> then get icechat
16:47:53 <Avatar> how do I send you a file
16:48:13 <Avatar> help me to help you
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16:48:51 <Steven> i was thinking of just getting the Foxit Advanced PDF Editor
16:49:18 <Brunius> get xchat 2
16:49:37 <Avatar> you would have had it by now if you had a client of some kind
16:52:42 <Brunius> Can you send it to me Avatar
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16:54:37 <Steven2> sup sup.... alright... started up my mirc instead
16:55:33 <Steven2> avatar.... i joined....
16:55:43 <Steven2> on the mirc mirc like you wanted...
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17:00:31 <Avatar> sending to both of you
17:00:35 <Avatar> make sure your dcc ignore is off
17:01:23 <Steven2> i dotn think its ever been on....
17:01:58 <Steven2> dont think it arrived here....
17:02:49 <Steven2> i got the foxit serial
17:04:30 <Steven> Caleth still need your information so i can report session to paizo.
17:04:49 <Caleth> #41462-4
17:05:07 <Caleth> did you get the link to my last chronicle in IM before?
17:05:14 <Steven> no...
17:05:53 <Brunius> Failed Avatar
17:06:00 <Caleth> Last Chronicle: https://docs.google.com/file/d/0Bzy65wukyerHT0ZYUGZ0Sjg2U1U/edit
17:06:06 <Avatar> not my end
17:06:50 <Steven> my dcc is disabled.... imma go check it
17:07:11 <Steven2> alright lets give it another go.
17:07:38 <Brunius> 3/4 failed...
17:07:52 <Brunius> could you send the setup again?
17:08:14 <Steven> caleth it shows up as a blank screen
17:09:00 <Steven> whats your faction... im going to just put in the gold and what not you get, you can fill in the rest.
17:09:37 <Caleth> https://docs.google.com/open?id=0Bzy65wukyerHT0ZYUGZ0Sjg2U1U
17:09:38 <Caleth> Qadira
17:10:00 <Caleth> thats fine, I have a bunch of stuff to buy anyway
17:14:12 <Steven> there we go, i reported it, i will get the sheets made up and send them
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17:20:11 <Steven2> get it?
17:23:12 Steven has quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
17:23:20 Steven2 is now known as Steven
17:24:09 <Steven> caleth.... trying to send you a chronical sheet
17:24:58 <Caleth> Can you send it in Skype please, I'm retarded about IRC
17:25:11 <Caleth> sorry
17:26:34 <Steven> no prob
17:28:11 <Steven> you're clark right?
17:29:11 <Caleth> yea
17:29:12 <Steven> think thats all of them that need to go out.
17:29:19 <Steven> except wroth who wants it by email.
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17:31:52 <Steven> best part of the night imo
17:32:09 <Steven> Acid splash is an evil action...
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17:45:27 <Steven> alright back....
17:45:30 <Steven> i got me food nwo
18:42:51 <Steven> so what up everybody?
18:51:48 <Brunius> I'm trying to find reasons not to do my economics homework
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18:53:02 <Steven> it sucks dick, and is terribly boring
18:53:08 <kapow> what is
18:56:53 <Steven> economics homework
18:58:15 <Brunius> "Explain how [the Millenium Development Goals] can be used to measure the level of economic development in low income countries, indicating the main weakness of each"
19:03:55 <Avatar> did you get it
19:04:13 <Brunius> How the hell am I supposed to know how they can be used to measure development
19:04:18 <Brunius> I know what they are
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20:48:16 <Mekkis> Avatar, did you ever give Asmel a chronicle sheet for Quest For Perfection 1?
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