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27:20 Hydrazine has quit (Ping timeout: 181 seconds)
43:14 kapow has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
49:56 <diebot> Hydrazine, tail smack: [1d20=9] 22
50:01 <Arjuna> miss
50:03 <Hydrazine> miss?
50:13 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+30 eat
50:14 <diebot> Hydrazine, eat: [1d20=20] 50
50:23 <Arjuna> 38/57
50:26 <Hydrazine> ...grappled.
50:31 <Hydrazine> It is Arjuna's turn.
50:31 <Arjuna> 36/57
50:46 * Arjuna activates some fast healing
50:51 <Arjuna> !throw 3d6
50:52 <diebot> Arjuna, 3d6: [3d6=4,5,4] 13
50:58 <Arjuna> 49/57
51:03 <Hydrazine> is that a spell like ability?
51:18 <Arjuna> supernatural, swift action
51:30 <Hydrazine> Neat.
51:40 <Hydrazine> Go on then.
51:43 <Arjuna> hmmm
51:54 * Arjuna pulls out a skyrocket and lights it
52:17 <Hydrazine> Would you agree that it takes two hands to light explosives?
52:29 <Arjuna> depends...
52:39 <Peter> I could do it 2 handed
52:43 <Peter> depends on the size of the explosive
52:46 <Arjuna> on whether you've got a flaming composite shortbow in your hand
52:48 <Peter> 1 handed*
53:00 <Ausk> where did you putt the sky rocket out of?
53:10 <Ausk> pull even
53:11 <Arjuna> haversack
53:26 <Arjuna> always on top, ja?
53:28 <Ausk> kk. 
54:14 <Hydrazine> Does this explosive take effect now or are you finished?
54:19 <Arjuna> finished
54:23 <Arjuna> happens next turn
54:59 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+35 grapple to eat
55:00 <diebot> Hydrazine, grapple to eat: [1d20=4] 39
55:03 <Arjuna> easy
55:13 <Hydrazine> The croc puts Arjuna in its belly with Peter.
55:23 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13 digestion damage
55:24 <diebot> Hydrazine, digestion damage: [3d6=2,2,5] 22
55:27 <Arjuna> ow
55:31 <Hydrazine> And burps, satisfied.
55:36 <Arjuna> 27/57
56:01 <Hydrazine> Arjuna's turn.
56:25 * Arjuna launches the skyrocket at the croc's throat
56:45 <Hydrazine> roll em?
57:14 <Arjuna> !throw 1d20+11 ranged touch
57:16 <diebot> Arjuna, ranged touch: [1d20=2] 13
57:19 <Arjuna> !throw 2d6 fire damage
57:20 <diebot> Arjuna, fire damage: [2d6=4,5] 9
57:28 <Arjuna> (DC15 reflex half)
57:54 <Peter> reflex halve when it's being shot inside it?
57:59 <Arjuna> I doubt it
58:15 <Arjuna> there aren't rules on setting off skyrockets inside enemies
58:15 <Hydrazine> I'll say its either incapable or too dumb to try to reflex save off things its already eaten.
58:43 <Hydrazine> This sounds reasonable to me, so I'm sticking with it. But its an area effect, yes? Shouldn't you reflex save then?
58:49 <Arjuna> yep
58:54 <Arjuna> !throw 1d20+10
58:56 <diebot> Arjuna, 1d20+10: [1d20=14] 24
59:19 <Arjuna> 23/57
59:19 <Hydrazine> Alright. So you only take 5 from your own fireworks. Or is it down to 4?
59:24 <Arjuna> 4
59:26 <Arjuna> round down
59:57 <Arjuna> !rng blinded deafened
59:57 <Hydrazine> the croc thinks this is an especially spicy meal and wanders off to find him a croc friend of the female persuasion, letting his stomach handle all this mess.
59:58 <diebot> Arjuna, blinded
00:09 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13 digestion
00:09 <diebot> Hydrazine, digestion: [3d6=3,2,2] 20
00:10 <Arjuna> supposably it's blinded
00:13 * Ausk looks slightly confused as the crocodile burps flame and smoke
00:17 <Arjuna> that's not my turn
00:32 <Hydrazine> Ah. My apologies. Go on then.
00:33 <Arjuna> that was the start of my turn
00:40 <Ausk> the firework automatically goes off, he still gets his turn to do stuff
00:41 <Arjuna> swift action, continue healing
00:42 <Arjuna> !throw 3d6
00:44 <diebot> Arjuna, 3d6: [3d6=1,4,3] 8
00:54 <Arjuna> 31/57
00:57 <Arjuna> hmmm
01:31 <Ausk> what is this ability that automatically cures 3d6 points of damage a turn??
01:32 * Arjuna throws his spiked armour at the interior of the crocodile
01:34 <Ausk> i need it!
01:48 <Hydrazine> I would remind you that Peter already did some damage towards cutting his way out.
01:48 <Arjuna> !throw 1d20+13 attack
01:49 <diebot> Arjuna, attack: [1d20=4] 17
02:11 <Hydrazine> Hits.
02:15 <Arjuna> !throw 1d6+6
02:16 <diebot> Arjuna, 1d6+6: [1d6=2] 8
02:27 <Hydrazine> Arjuna cuts herself free!
02:34 <Hydrazine> Himself? Herself?
02:37 <Arjuna> himself
02:45 <Hydrazine> FREEDOM!
02:48 <Arjuna> hmmm
02:53 <Arjuna> is the croc blinded?
02:57 * Ausk cheers!
03:15 * Arjuna moves 20 away and tries to cover behind a tree again
03:25 <Hydrazine> I'd give you deafened, but not blinded. It exploded inside and had no effect upon its eyes.
03:30 <Arjuna> ok
03:45 <Hydrazine> provoke moving away, no?
03:50 <Arjuna> hmmm
03:52 <Arjuna> I would
03:54 <Arjuna> hmmm
04:03 <Arjuna> let me thing
04:14 <Hydrazine> Acrobatics?
04:14 <Arjuna> how healthy does it look?
04:30 <Arjuna> was hoping for the blindness
05:33 <Arjuna> pull out a potion of fly
05:34 <Arjuna> end turn
05:38 <Hydrazine> Rather injured. Its at about 1/3rd of its total.
05:41 * Ausk puts on his shield...
05:52 <Arjuna> oh
05:56 <Arjuna> in that case
06:12 <Arjuna> take another armour attack on it
06:13 <Arjuna> !throw 1d20+13
06:14 <diebot> Arjuna, 1d20+13: [1d20=12] 25
06:20 <Arjuna> ummm 20
06:35 <Hydrazine> a 20 misses.
06:40 <Arjuna> ok
06:56 <Arjuna> end turn
07:17 <Hydrazine> the croc roars and attacks, this is probably the second time this week its tried to eat something and had to do it twice.
07:24 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+18 bite
07:25 <diebot> Hydrazine, bite: [1d20=9] 27
07:28 <Arjuna> hit
07:46 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13 damage
07:46 <Arjuna> I think I need to change batteries soon
07:47 <diebot> Hydrazine, damage: [3d6=1,4,6] 24
07:56 <Arjuna> 7/57
07:57 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+13 tail smack
07:58 <diebot> Hydrazine, tail smack: [1d20=13] 26
08:17 <Arjuna> technically you need to see if the grapple succeeds before attempting the tail slap
08:24 <Arjuna> but that would hit
08:59 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+13 tail smack
09:00 <diebot> Hydrazine, tail smack: [1d20=17] 30
09:11 <Hydrazine> Yeah? I was unsure about the order of these. Sorry, wrong dice.
09:23 <Mort-> Check for grapple on grab
09:33 <Mort-> To see if you want to tail slap i think
09:34 <Arjuna> if grappled, it can't tail slap
09:42 * Mort- gulps a potion of fly
09:42 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+30 grab
09:43 <diebot> Hydrazine, grab: [1d20=6] 36
09:49 <Arjuna> grabbed
10:14 <Arjuna> I think I'm done here
10:16 <Hydrazine> Croc is done.
10:25 <Mort-> Yeah so is he :(
10:40 <Hydrazine> ..Yeah, I think so.
10:43 * Mort- flies 30ft into the air
10:45 <Arjuna> !throw 3d6 heal
10:46 <diebot> Arjuna, heal: [3d6=3,3,4] 10
10:54 <Mort-> Better get out of here...
10:58 <Hydrazine> We can call it now if you rather.
10:59 <Arjuna> !throw 1d20+11; 1d20+6
11:00 <Hydrazine> Or fight to the bitter end!
11:01 <diebot> Arjuna, 1d20+11: [1d20=18] 29; 1d20+6: [1d20=2] 8
11:02 <Hydrazine> your choice.
11:07 <Arjuna> !throw 1d6+6
11:09 <diebot> Arjuna, 1d6+6: [1d6=5] 11
11:23 <Hydrazine> Attacking with spikes?
11:23 <Arjuna> if that doesn't kill it, call it a loss
11:27 <Arjuna> yeah
11:42 <Arjuna> brb battery change
11:46 <Hydrazine> No, it isn't dead.
11:47 <Hydrazine> Sorry guys.
11:59 * Ausk charges down off the stands to finish the croc off
12:00 <Hydrazine> You know whats really scary, Kapow?
12:22 <Hydrazine> ..AoO?
12:32 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+13 bite Ausk
12:33 <diebot> Hydrazine, bite Ausk: [1d20=16] 29
12:39 <Hydrazine> 18, not 13.
12:46 <Mort-> Sorry
13:00 <Mort-> I am scawaed
13:01 <Hydrazine> so 34.
13:01 <Ausk> hits
13:05 <Mort-> And I'm staying in the air
13:14 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13 damage; 1d20+30 grab
13:14 <diebot> Hydrazine, damage: [3d6=4,2,1] 20; grab: [1d20=12] 42
13:24 <Ausk> grabs me
13:33 <Ausk> 82/102
13:46 <Mort-> Litany of escape?
13:49 * Mort- is amused
13:57 <Ausk> !throw 1d20+14
13:58 <diebot> Ausk, 1d20+14: [1d20=9] 23
14:06 <Hydrazine> Whats this for?
14:19 <Ausk> revenge on me losing a bet!
14:34 <Hydrazine> No, I meant the 1d20+14 roll.
14:40 <Ausk> oh im attacking
14:42 <Ausk> rapier
14:51 <Ausk> !throw 1d20+11
14:52 <diebot> Ausk, 1d20+11: [1d20=16] 27
15:04 <Ausk> errr thats suppose to be a 6
15:08 <Ausk> my bads
15:11 <Ausk> !throw 1d6+11
15:12 <diebot> Ausk, 1d6+11: [1d6=6] 17
15:57 <Ausk> i will discharge the searing light in my spell storing weapon
16:05 <Hydrazine> Okay.
16:13 <Mort-> Roll damage.
16:23 <Ausk> !throw 6d8
16:24 <diebot> Ausk, 6d8: [6d8=1,8,1,7,6,3] 26
16:58 <Hydrazine> The croc's jaws ease as it grows quiet and its eyes go all glassy, dead.
17:15 * Ausk skins the croc for a new set of boots
17:38 <Steven> that was a pretty close encounter for those guys.
17:40 <Hydrazine> I ended up fighting one of those at level 5.
03:05 <Ziria> blessin of fervor is nice because you get to choose what you get from it
03:11 <Ziria> hi hydra :)
03:23 <Steven> well mort, blessing is a 4th level spell, haste is 3rd level
03:35 <Ziria> ok, closing the evil clone of me.. 
04:04 <Steven> and haste gives a constant effect without making people choose
04:07 <Ziria> weird seeing the conversation run in two screens
04:07 <Mort-> Who is ziria.
04:10 <Mort-> So?
04:16 <Hydrazine> You missed a fight! Two braves pitted their level 7s against a random CR9.
04:29 * Mort- cries
04:33 <Hydrazine> Ziria's cool, Mort.
04:36 * Mort- is a sadmur
04:39 <Hydrazine> She played with us on the weekend.
04:50 <Ziria> yeah, I was wondering if it was some game
04:54 * Mort- holds out paw to ziria
05:03 <Ziria> hello mort :)
05:04 <Steven> the only real added benefit of blessing over haste is the ability casters can choose to get some metamagic for free
05:07 <Mort-> Thank you very much you sorry toots
05:21 <Hydrazine> Shes finnish and she has an interesting accent and she giggles almost as much as Wroth!
05:31 <Steven> and the stand up without provoking AOO
05:34 <Mort-> I was making climb. Escape artist and acro checks all week end
05:44 <Hydrazine> Not a whole game, just one fight.
05:46 * Mort- is a grumpy mur
05:58 <Hydrazine> It went south when the dice decided the players' attack rolls would be terribad.
06:02 * Mort- growls
06:07 <Ziria> hydra: gee, I'll have to copy that and use as in introduction of me
06:10 <Ziria> :)
06:13 <Mort-> And they got eaten up :(
06:29 <Steven> its okay Ausk avenged them.
06:29 * Mort- goes to ziria and cries
06:35 <Hydrazine> Mort's our resident lemur.
06:45 <Hydrazine> Shes like the channel's communal familiar.
07:04 <Ziria> right
07:08 <Mort-> Ausk you mean killed the half dead croc after those valiant adventurers did the hard work :(
07:13 <Mekkis> I thought she'd started establishing emphatic links
07:13 <Hydrazine> Oh, Mort.
07:14 <Mort-> And died doing it :(
07:21 <Hydrazine> The croc's saves were 15/8/8
07:25 <Steven> ive made a will save to disbelieve it, and i passed... i know shes not a lemur
07:29 * Mort- gives a loud sniff
07:59 * Mort- holds out her tail.
08:07 <Ziria> why crying?
08:25 <Steven> shes cryng cause i said shes not a lemur
08:48 <Ziria> oh
09:18 <Ziria> it will probably take some time before I can follow what's going on here completely.. way too confusing now :)
10:00 <Steven> its okay, and hydra you can describe it how you want
10:06 <Steven> im describing it as i avenged them.
10:21 <Steven> and by hydra, i meant mort
10:52 <Mort-> Because the croc ate two adventurers up :(
11:22 <Mort-> I'm not upset if people think I'm not a lemur.I know I'm one. That's all that matters!
11:53 <Mort-> God hydra that's still a 50 percent chance on will
14:48 <Mort-> Oh ziria. I'm mort the mouse lemur!
15:09 <Steven> lol
15:11 <Mort-> I have 4 paws and a beautiful fluffy silky tail!
15:25 <Ziria> :)
15:29 * Steven laughs...
17:18 <Hydrazine> You're welcome to use it as your stock invitation.
17:26 <Hydrazine> Er, introduction.
17:30 <Hydrazine> Thats the word.
18:09 <Steven> i wanna see somebody fight a protohydra
18:25 <Hydrazine> Ausk could do it
18:43 <Mekkis> what's the CR of a protohydra?
19:06 <Steven> its a hydra with i believe 8 heads
19:24 <Steven> ill go look it up, my friend joe put one in his home brew
19:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+20 knowledge (Arcana)
19:30 <diebot> Mekkis, knowledge (Arcana): [1d20=9] 29
19:50 <Steven> 9 heads
20:21 <Steven> +12 to hit 9 times
20:42 <Mekkis> I wonder if deceased could take it
20:53 <Mekkis> can it fly?
20:57 <Steven> for 1d8+4
21:10 <Steven> OR it can blow fires
21:27 <Steven> 9 times for 3d6
21:33 <Mort-> Disable it on first try:-)
21:34 <Mort-> ?
21:59 <Mort-> 2 reflex saves if I'm within 25 m of it
22:00 <Steven> its got fasthealing equal to the number of heads it has
22:01 <Mort-> Dc 21
22:05 <Steven> and the heads grow back
22:10 <Mort-> I can hold it
22:19 <Mort-> But killing is  different story
22:30 <Steven> in 1d4 rounds
22:31 <Mort-> Deceased probably will just kill it out right
22:44 <Mort-> Pk doesn't really care what you are
24:39 <Mekkis> what's its fort/will saves like?
25:18 <Steven> 10/9/5
25:30 <Steven> i think its crazy
26:01 <Steven> if you dont know how to kill it or anything about them, it could be a pretty cool fight ina  home brew...
26:08 <Mekkis> open door, cloudkill, close door
26:31 <Mort-> Lol
26:49 <Mort-> Damn it has good reflex
26:53 <Mort-> How big is it
27:10 <Steven> huge
27:13 <Mekkis> THEN start PKing it
27:56 <Steven> thats like what, a 5th level spell, meaning level 9 wizard
28:22 <Steven> i dunno, i think you would probably throw 4-5 level 7 characters at a protohydra
33:29 <Avatar> Mekkis: diabolist seems pretty cool
34:01 <Steven> You better believe it avatar!
34:14 <Avatar> have you seen one
34:38 <Steven> yes, but not in pfs
34:39 <Steven> in a home brew
34:56 <Avatar> it has quite a few downfalls, but the roleplay potential is high
35:18 <Avatar> infernal transport at 11th level would be sexy, not sure how hellish soul works
36:20 <Steven> you are no longer damned to hell and people dont have to make a caster level check to raise you
39:38 <Mort-> Mek has a diabolist
39:56 <Mort-> I'm trying to keep mort and his diabolist apart
40:08 <Mort-> Else mort might learn bad habits
42:05 <Mekkis> 4th level spell
47:21 <Steven> i keep wanting to make a divine scion
48:28 <Steven> w/ magic domain
48:42 <Steven> so that one player has detect magic constant
54:07 <Ballig> hmm I think I was aiming for following step
54:14 <kapow> I could but i'd be fucked doing so
54:30 <kapow> when i was at uni i use to basically work on the everman 3 nap cycle
54:34 <Ballig> but I've never even really used step up
54:43 <Avatar> you could do the siesta easily enough
54:47 <kapow> 20-25 minute bus ride
54:57 <kapow> would set my alarm for 20 minutes n sleep on the bus
55:15 <kapow> get up and later that day go take a nap in the library for 20-25 minutes
55:48 <kapow> will do sheets tomorrow for those of you who want to know what you got before i get you the actual sheets
55:59 <kapow> you got 509gp + day job $$$ if any
56:09 <kapow> 1 xp and 2 prestige each
56:49 <Avatar> you just made your chronicle sheet job harder
57:08 <Ballig> why
57:11 <Avatar> I wish it was easier to edit chronicle sheets
57:35 <Avatar> because if you have to refer to character sheets and the gold is already updated, it's impossible to track
58:19 <Ballig> why would he have to refer to character sheets
59:46 <Avatar> who knows
59:59 <Avatar> he might have to for some reason
00:09 <Ballig> seems unlikely
00:18 <Avatar> why would any GM need to refer to a character sheet ever
00:34 <Ballig> if everyone has already given him numbers
00:39 <Ballig> why would he have to look
00:49 <Avatar> they might be wrong
00:56 <Avatar> or they might not give him numbers
00:59 <Avatar> or something else
01:08 <kapow> i got everyones numbers
01:47 <Mort-> Sleep on hydra. Then coup de grace ^^
01:59 * Mort- is an amused mur
03:45 <Mort-> Possibly.
38:56 <Ballig> I think I've narrowed it down to cleave, combat reflexes, or following step
39:08 <Avatar> what's your dex
39:14 <Ballig> +3
39:23 <Avatar> combat reflexes, unless you've taken it before and you're sick of it
39:29 <Ballig> so with combat reflexes I'd have 4 AOOs a round
39:41 <Ballig> following step isn't fantastic, but at 6th level I can get step up and strike
39:51 <Ballig> which lets me use an AOO against someone who 5 ft steps away from me
40:25 <Avatar> I've never heard of following step
40:28 <Avatar> could be good
40:41 <Ballig> step up lets you take a 5 ft step when someone adjacent to you takes a 5 ft step
40:57 <Ballig> following step lets you move 10ft instead of 5ft when using step up, and doesn't subtract the movement from your movement next round
41:51 <Ballig> so step up lets you screw someone over who is trying to 5ft away from you to cast a spell or use a ranged attack, and following step does the same but you can move around them a little more to set up for a flank
42:00 <Ballig> only really worth it for the setup to step up and strike
42:54 <MekkisScreen> steven: defunct has constant detect magic
43:10 <Steven> defunct?
43:45 <MekkisScreen> deceased's familiar
44:34 <MekkisScreen> the invisible telepathic leopard
46:09 <Mort-> Who woukd probably detect as evik
47:14 <Steven> what is this evik you speak of... where can i buy some?
47:52 <Mort-> Evil
47:55 <Mort-> Ahem
54:03 <MekkisScreen> no
54:11 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Wed 3rd 10am (Mekkis, tier 1-5) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au 
54:11 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Oct  1 17:22:29 2012
54:11 <***> Buffer Playback...
54:12 <***> Playback Complete.
54:27 <MekkisScreen> it wouldn't detect as evil to the average first level paladin
55:14 <MekkisScreen> (the average first level paladin would fall over backwards)
01:24 <Mort-> Your familiar takes your hd
01:41 <Mort-> So. Above 5 hd = evul
06:26 <Hydrazine> Cleaving finish is where its at.
06:33 <MekkisScreen> incorrect
06:50 <MekkisScreen> it doesn't use tho
11:40 * MekkisScreen is now inn Melbourne. 
18:50 <Avatar> gg
19:12 <Avatar> there's two more games on the sunday
19:22 <Avatar> matt and andrei are GMing 
30:12 <Avatar> following step sounds hardcore
30:35 <Avatar> might be ideal since you took step up
31:53 <MekkisScreen> oh
32:24 <MekkisScreen> let's sign up for the goodall game
32:33 <MekkisScreen> what's he running?
32:53 <Avatar> rise of the goblin guild
33:07 <Avatar> I want to get my 8s up man
33:12 <Avatar> I can play 1-5s anytime
33:27 <Avatar> I want to retire a character !!
34:12 <Ballig> why is following step h ardcore
35:10 <Mort-> I might be retiring soon
35:15 <Mort-> Or have option to
35:35 <Mort-> You retire at 11 or 12
35:39 <Mort-> 9 now
36:43 <Mort-> 8 more scenarios if its 12
37:03 <Mort-> Otherwise 5 if its 11
37:31 <Avatar> really I just want to play my chars at higher levels
37:39 <Avatar> I don't think Buck will get more exciting, but Snickers certainly will
38:01 <Avatar> I'm half way considering a bit of slow track with her
38:08 <Mort-> Don't
38:09 <Avatar> anything to + movement is hardcore
38:16 <Mort-> Go normally and play more characters
38:17 <Avatar> why not
38:21 <Avatar> it's like you're removing the 5ft step advantage almost
38:23 <Mort-> If you want in dept play
38:26 <Avatar> but I <3 my witch
38:35 <Mort-> Join a campaign
38:40 <Mort-> Tons of in dept play
38:45 <Avatar> I am super keen on eyes of the ten
38:46 <Mort-> As a witch
39:12 <Ballig> in two full levels, I've never used step up
39:27 <Ballig> and I already have step up that removes the 5ft step advantage
39:36 <Ballig> following step just lets me move another 5ft afterwards
40:21 <Avatar> why haven't you used step up
40:28 <Ballig> no one's 5ft stepped away from me
40:32 <Avatar> don't lie
40:35 <Avatar> you just forget you have it
40:56 <Ballig> no
40:59 <Ballig> that would be stupid
41:06 <Ballig> it's like the central focus of my character
41:11 <Ballig> that plus the ability to ignore difficult terrain
41:53 <MekkisScreen> avatar, 
42:05 <MekkisScreen> any 7-11s on offer?
42:18 <MekkisScreen> I'm trying to retire mytiazair
42:29 <Mort-> Dude I'm a wizard too
42:37 <Mort-> Now we have 2 wizards.
43:00 <Avatar> it would be stupid
43:22 <Ballig> I can tell you with 100% certainty that I've never forgotten I have it
43:33 <Ballig> I've only ever had one possibility where someone might have used it, and that was in hydra's fang on Friday
43:46 <Ballig> the two guys on top of the boat with ranged weapons
46:50 <Avatar> yeah
47:05 <Avatar> rats of round mountain
47:15 <Avatar> forrest and jon have pulled out
47:21 <Avatar> I don't know if they actually had 7s
47:32 <Avatar> I can tell you with 100% certainty that I've never forgotten anything ever
47:57 <Ballig> we already know how you forget things
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48:51 <Avatar> I can tell you with 100% certainty I forget nothing
49:08 <Ballig> yeah but what's your track record
49:09 <Ballig> compared to my track record
49:14 <Avatar> 100%
49:23 <Avatar> yours is like 50%
49:31 <Ballig> ha
50:14 <Mort-> What level is it
50:17 <Mort-> And when is it
51:26 <Avatar> it's 7-11, at unicon
51:34 <Mort-> Fk.
51:42 <Mort-> I only have mort
51:58 <Mort-> For 5-9 I'm trying to get someone in range
52:51 <Mort-> Nothing going on this week end right
53:03 <Mort-> Everyone at unicon
53:32 <MekkisScreen> I've played it
53:37 <Avatar> me and mekkis and maybe brunius is pretty much everyone
53:43 <Avatar> the rest of you don't count
53:53 <MekkisScreen> possibly even kapow
54:02 <Avatar> kapow won't be there
54:07 <Avatar> he said he might but that is a lie
54:12 <MekkisScreen> I've played rats
54:15 <Mort-> Great. So no entertainment
54:19 <MekkisScreen> it's a killer scenario
54:19 <Mort-> Gah
54:30 <Avatar> mort you are the entertainment
54:39 <Mort-> The monsters or the conditions
54:42 <Mort-> As in?
54:44 <MekkisScreen> we miss you in here
55:28 * Mort- ears twitch
55:43 <Avatar> mekkis what character are you using during golemworks
55:47 <Avatar> you didn't specify
55:48 * Mort- sniffs the air suspiciously
56:08 <MekkisScreen> I'LL DECIDE ON THE DAY
56:22 <MekkisScreen> why does it matter?
56:56 <MekkisScreen> can you copy spells between wizards' spellbooks and witches' familiars?
58:15 <Mort-> Witch can copy from wizard
58:23 <Mort-> I think wizard cannot copy from witch
58:41 <Avatar> so we can plan around it
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59:26 <Avatar> what are your options
06:40 <Mekkis> Avatar, you lie a lot. You should be a spy
07:00 <Avatar> I don't lie
07:03 <Avatar> but I should be a spy
07:45 <Hydrazine> Avatar, you lie alot. You should run for office.
09:09 <Mekkis> that too
09:17 <Mekkis> and you deny it too!
09:32 <Hydrazine> Shit, hes already halfway there.
10:23 <Hydrazine> I can testify that there was no opportunity to use step up in today's game.
10:56 <Ballig> Rabble has only played four games
11:02 <Ballig> definitely no chance to use it this game or the one on Friday
11:28 <Ballig> he played FS1, and there was no chance to use it then either
11:56 <Hydrazine> So you know how season 0 games don't have CMBs/CMDs calculated out for all the stuff?
11:57 <Ballig> yeah
12:07 <Hydrazine> My grapple focused character has thus far ran 6 season 0s and a single season 2.
12:20 <Ballig> ha
13:19 <Hydrazine> I have to level up Lyta.
13:29 <Hydrazine> woohoo double digit HP.
13:32 <Ballig> I just levelled up Rabble and mourned over all the feats I can't choose
13:35 <Mekkis> I have yet to rebuild Nightmare
14:45 <Mekkis> I'm thinking... Gnome Aasimar Nightmare rider
14:55 <Mekkis> (summoner)
15:29 <Ballig> was he already an aasimar
16:37 <Avatar> he was already an ass, that's close enough lolz
22:34 <Ziria> oh, true, level 3 means a new feat
22:42 <Ziria> no idea what to get
23:17 <Ballig> how on earth aren't you asleep
23:20 <Ziria> this is why I like leveling up my archer, there's never this problem
23:50 <Ziria> I was but then I woke up. Roomie's telephone rang.
24:13 <Ziria> plus I already slept 3 hours before the game
24:55 <Ziria> This way I might be able to go to sleep this evening despite this crazy gaming night
25:11 <Ballig> ha
25:15 <Ballig> do you work
26:02 <Ziria> not right now, which is partly why I decided to participate
26:07 <Ziria> because it was possible
26:29 <Mekkis> Avatar, you're right, Nightmare is
26:29 <Ballig> yeah
26:33 <Ziria> had my last day at work on friday
26:50 <Ballig> were you a pharmacist
26:54 <Ballig> Finland has like a billion pharmacists
27:22 <Ziria> nope
28:19 <Ziria> I didn't know we had unnormally many pharmacists
30:32 <Ballig> when you go into a pharmacy there's a bunch of pharmacists in booths, right?
30:56 <Ziria> yes
31:02 <Ballig> yeah that doesn't happen here
31:08 <Ballig> we go into a pharmacy here and there's one pharmacist in the back
31:13 <Ballig> everyone else is just a sales assistant
31:14 <Ziria> right
31:31 <Ziria> Ballig: how do you know this much about finland?
31:41 <Ballig> I have a Finnish friend
32:08 <Ziria> ok
32:38 <Ziria> you in australia?
32:43 <Ballig> yeah
34:56 <Ziria> wow, it's been a really long time since I've chatted with folks I don't know in real life as well. S
35:12 <Ballig> ha
35:49 <Ziria> I've kind of forgotten that that's what I originally used irc for.
36:08 <Ballig> and now you use it for awesome gaming!
36:25 <Ziria> yes, and it was fun
36:37 <Ziria> I think this irc + skype is a good combination for me
37:06 <Ziria> I might be a little lost with only voice because sometimes I just don't understand what people say.
37:21 <Ballig> yeah
37:35 <Ballig> I often don't pay enough attention to what is being read out over skype
37:40 <Ballig> so I always need it to be followed up with a paste in IRC
37:52 <Ziria> I was kind of proud of myself that I mostly understood you guys. A lot easier than phone conferences at work.
38:01 <Ballig> haha
38:14 <Ziria> yes, I noteced that I had trouble following the introductions as well
38:18 <Ballig> surprised you could understand two Australians that well
39:00 <Ziria> maybe it helps that I've watched an australian television show without subtitles
39:26 <Ballig> what show
41:01 <Ziria> wow, this is embarassing
42:13 <Ziria> I've watched this teen show dance academy. And I just realized at some point I was addicted to mcleod's daughters. 
42:42 <Ziria> I watch embarassing tv shows when I'm sick :P
42:48 <Ballig> ha
42:56 <Ballig> I haven't seen either of those shows
43:24 <Ziria> they are kind of girly stuff, I'd say
43:36 <Ziria> so I'm not surprised
43:32 <Avatar> who's going to unicon
43:34 <Avatar> quickly
43:49 <Avatar> mekkis knows what I am about to talk about
43:55 <Avatar> and didn't tell me
47:15 <Brunius> I might be going
47:17 <Brunius> Why?
47:30 <Avatar> the tables are up on warhorn
47:41 <Avatar> so we know what games are on in advance !!
47:47 <Brunius> Yeah, that's gonna work
47:47 <Avatar> mekkis knows because he has already signed up to a lot
48:15 <Avatar> it will
50:41 <Avatar> I can't decide appropriately
51:10 <Avatar> I don't want to play in the 7-11s with my level 8s
51:15 <Avatar> saturday afternoon has a 3-7 and a 7-11
01:00 <kapow> be a man play 7-111
01:07 <kapow> 7-11 ^_^
03:05 <Brunius> Nah
03:13 <Brunius> 7-111
09:35 <kapow> i dare you
16:39 <Avatar> I don't want to play 7-11's until I get to 9, 10 or 11
16:54 <kapow> i think i am gonna make a CR 111 encounter to let you vs it ^_^
17:18 <Avatar> to let us
17:19 <Avatar> like we have the priviledge
19:51 <Avatar> they need more tables for sunday
19:56 <Avatar> the two that are there are shit
20:20 <Avatar> well one is okay, if you haven't played it before
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42:21 <Mekkis> damn
42:30 <Mekkis> forget to get his IP
43:03 <Mekkis> chinese
53:59 <Mekkis> Avatar, Rats of Round Mountain 1 is a killer scenario!
54:08 <Mekkis> it is also Strongly Recommended to play part 2 directly after part 1
54:10 <Mekkis> (luckily, Simon isn't a killer GM)
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01:53 <Avatar> is that true
01:58 <Avatar> I opted into the ones you picked
02:06 <Avatar> except on sunday I don't want to play on forest's table
02:09 <Avatar> but I have played the other one
02:12 <Avatar> how come there is only 2 tables !!
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15:57 <Mekkis> so
16:00 <Mekkis> Anyone here?
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18:53 <hoxp> interesting
19:24 <Mekkis> have you played D&D/Pathfinder before?
20:10 <hoxp> no i have not
20:26 <hoxp> warhammer i have played
20:32 <hoxp> i use to be into that
20:53 <hoxp> i am just having a look at pathfinder now looks amazing
22:15 <Mekkis> it is pretty amazing
22:19 <Mekkis> where are you from?
22:26 <hoxp> sydney you?
22:41 <Mekkis> brisbane. Currently in SA
22:45 <Mekkis> heading eastwards
22:55 <hoxp> yeh?
23:00 <hoxp> holidaying?
23:14 <Mekkis> yeah. Going to a convention in Melbourne
23:28 <hoxp> cool
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29:38 <kapow> god damn it my alarm failed :/
30:11 <hoxp> dont worry
30:19 <Mekkis> that's OK
30:19 <hoxp> or is it crucial?
30:45 <Mekkis> are you coming down, kapow?
32:14 <kapow> for unicon?
34:05 <Mekkis> ja
36:53 <kapow> won't know until tomorrow tax return hasn't gone in today yet
36:58 <kapow> if it doesn't tomorrow no
37:10 <Mekkis> ah
40:22 <kapow> now you said i could get pretty much anything made half price by your cohort for tonights game right?
40:34 <Mekkis> pretty much
40:37 <Mekkis> give me a list
40:58 <kapow> aight expect list in like an hour or so
40:58 <Mekkis> and it depends on how much my character likes you
42:07 <kapow> my character will rag on guns
42:20 <Mekkis> guns?
42:30 <Mekkis> didn't Daniel say no gunslingers?
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45:53 <kapow> yeah he did
53:37 <kapow> Three times per day as a swift action, the wearer of expeditious
53:38 <kapow> armor can summon a burst of speed and gain a +10-foot
53:38 <kapow> enhancement bonus on all modes of movement for 1 round.
53:38 <kapow> This ability can be applied to any kind of armor, but not shields.
53:43 <kapow> would that apply to step up mekkis?
54:15 <Mekkis> no
00:43 <kapow> can you pm me mr floods #?
02:45 <kapow> nvm
02:58 <kapow> the book references golarian setting
05:20 <Mekkis> what's your concept?
06:37 <kapow> Full Plate + 1     2,650gp
06:37 <kapow> Mithril Tower Shield + 1   2,530gp
06:38 <kapow> Adamantite Scimitar    5,015gp
06:38 <kapow> Ring of the Sublime   2,000gp
06:45 <kapow> the tower shield specialist at 7th level mekkis
06:48 <Mekkis> ah
06:48 <kapow> that so far
06:52 <Mekkis> can't do rings
07:14 <kapow> damn it thats like the most important one of the lot of them
07:25 <kapow> the other stuff would be additional enchants to armour/wep
07:34 <kapow> and buff belts
07:50 <kapow> probably a +2 str +2 dex belt that 5000 gp crafted
08:05 <kapow> and deflection bracers
08:20 <Mekkis> you can get deflection brcers?
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09:39 <kapow> i meant the bracers that give deflection bonus to ac
09:49 <Mekkis> they're rings
10:16 <kapow> ah
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10:39 <kapow> BRACERS OF ARMOR
10:52 <Mekkis> armour bonus to AC
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11:14 <kapow> doesn't add to wearing actual armour does it?
11:22 <Mekkis> no
16:34 <kapow> so everything else bar rings you could make?
16:52 <Mekkis> not wands, not staffs
16:56 <Mekkis> staves
17:05 <Mekkis> just arms, armour and wonderous items
28:08 <Mekkis> 36deg 17'30" S 140deg 45'07"E
33:47 <Mekkis> kapow, here's a mini I want: http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/eagle_statue.jpg
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34:54 <Wrothmonk> Hmmm...
36:08 <Brunius> Arcane Armour Proficiency?
36:41 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, Mytiazair wears mithril chain
39:00 <Wrothmonk> Wait a second...
39:13 <Wrothmonk> You could get leather armor, made out of mithril?
40:18 <Mekkis> no
40:31 <Brunius> It has to have metal components
40:33 <Mekkis> mithril chain shirt has a 10% ASF
40:35 <Brunius> Read the mithril entry
40:49 <Wrothmonk> Ah, needed to scroll down.
40:51 <Mekkis> so arcane armour proficiency turns to to 0%
41:12 <kapow> Full Plate + 1    2,650gp
41:13 <kapow> Mithril Tower Shield + 2  6,530gp
41:13 <kapow> Keen Adamantite Scimitar +1   11,015gp
41:13 <kapow> Amulet of Natural Armour   8,000gp
41:13 <kapow> Belt of Physical Might + 2  10,000 (Dex & Str)
41:14 <kapow> there mekkis
41:20 <kapow> thats the few things i want
41:31 <Mekkis> sure
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41:56 <kapow> wrothmonk there is a special material thats almost exactly the same as mithril but for cloth/leather armours
42:06 <kapow> it's Darkelven cloth or something like that
42:17 <kapow> but you'd have to own a copy of ultimate equipment to use it
42:23 <Mekkis> Full Plate +1 would cost 1616, Mithril tower shield would +2 would cost 4530
42:41 <Mekkis> scimitar would cost 7015
42:51 <Mekkis> amulet would cost 4000
42:57 <Mekkis> the belt would be 5000
43:00 <Wrothmonk> You have to own copies of the rulebooks to use the stuff in them? 
43:13 <Mekkis> and I'd be rather sad about you buying the amulet
43:16 <Mekkis> Wrothmonk, yes
43:39 <kapow> i don't think i'd be able to afford it
43:50 <Wrothmonk> As in purchasing them? Well…. That complicates things...
44:00 <Mekkis> why?
44:14 <Mekkis> the PDFs aren't particularly expensive
44:16 <kapow> 22161 without buying amulet
44:30 <Wrothmonk> Since I don't actually own any… I've been using the online free pdfs and d20pfsrd
44:57 <Mekkis> don't just use d20pfsrd: it's not always 100% correct
45:28 <Wrothmonk> Yeah I've been sticking to the core rulebook for the most part.
45:57 <kapow> mekkis does that silly spoon that creates food per day still exist in pathfinder?
46:02 <Mekkis> not sure
46:05 <Mekkis> why bother with it
46:10 <kapow> the one that made gruel when you dropped in a bowl
48:06 <Wrothmonk> Wow the pdfs are cheap
48:20 <Mekkis> yeah
48:37 <Mekkis> (but I buy the books)
50:00 <Wrothmonk> I'll only be playing online unless theres a pathfinder society group nearby me that I haven't found yet. Even then I normally would take my iPad just for the spells.
50:13 <Wrothmonk> So pdf being that cheap is awsome.
58:51 <Wrothmonk> Well goodnight everyone. Thanks for pointing out the special materials and the pdf prices.
58:59 <Mekkis> 'night
59:08 * Mekkis is now in Victoria
59:37 <Wrothmonk> Oh quick question, the pathfinder society rule variation is just the free pdf correct?
59:51 <Mekkis> the Guide?
59:52 <Mekkis> yeah
00:01 <Mekkis> and the additional resources page
00:15 <Wrothmonk> K thanks.
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01:00 <Wroth|bed> Third times the charm :p
19:53 <kapow> mekk normal pathinfinder can take traits still right?
20:39 <Mekkis> yes
25:31 <kapow> fantastic
31:59 <kapow> enchantment bonus gives +1 to hit and damage right not just damage
31:59 <kapow> ?
34:00 <Mekkis> it's an enhancement bonus
34:13 <Mekkis> and yes, it does, but it doesn't stack with the bonus for being masterwork
36:53 <kapow> k
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52:01 <Steven> hey
54:40 <Mekkis> hey
55:07 <Steven> hows it goin good sir
58:41 <Mekkis> alright
58:48 <Mekkis> yourself?
59:05 <Mekkis> prepared a couple of sessions, and started levelling up a few characters
01:53 <Steven> meh.... had a migraine this morning, slept till around 3pm
02:02 <Mekkis> ow
02:14 <Steven> got up, dug out some old shrubs once i finally started feeling human again
02:28 <Steven> you know... a shitty day
02:41 <Steven> dinner was good though
02:50 <Steven> we had pepper steak and bearnaise sauce
03:02 <Mekkis> that's good
03:08 <Mekkis> what steak?
03:46 <Steven> it was a rib eye
04:01 <Steven> cause the store wanted like 30 bucks for some filet minon...
04:20 <Mekkis> and 25 for the rib?
04:43 <Steven> it was like 20
04:56 <Steven> for the same amount of meat...
05:40 <Mekkis> I thought fillet Mignon was scotch fillet
07:20 <Steven> its french
08:20 <Steven> although in france its usually pork... but ya know its a cut of meat
08:39 <Mekkis> with a rasher of bacon around it
09:18 <Steven> sometimes
09:36 <Steven> it depends on how its cooked and what is being paired with
09:53 <Mekkis> how should I rebuild my synthesist. It looks like I can't change faction.
09:56 <Mekkis> or name
10:26 <Steven> anyway you want...
10:31 <Steven> you can even make him into a fighter if you want
10:43 <Mekkis> the name is "nightmare"
11:00 <Steven> that could totally be a merc name
11:45 <Mekkis> true
11:55 <Steven> hmmmm
11:58 <Mekkis> I was considering oracle
12:02 <Steven> what level do you get to go up to?
12:18 <Mekkis> 2.5
12:29 <Steven> hmmmmm.... not that great then really.
13:04 <Steven> want to do a high damage build?
14:08 <Mekkis> not sure
14:18 <Steven> or a kind of janky build?
14:33 <Mekkis> probably not that needed: there are quite a few high damage builds out there
14:54 <Steven> how about a paladin/Oracle/Mammoth Rider?
15:53 <kapow> mekkis armour enchantment never reduces the check penalty for using it does it?
16:24 <kapow> ei +1 -1 check penalty  is the max bonus because of the masterwork
16:28 <Mekkis> no
16:46 <kapow> +2 piece of armour doesn't get more than a -1 check penalty
16:48 <Steven> the only thing that reduces the ACP is masterworking, special qualities like Agile, or special materials like Mithril
16:58 <Mekkis> and the Armour Expert trait
17:14 <Steven> yeah, but im going with JUST things that come on armor
17:20 <Steven> not character building.
17:23 <Mekkis> and the armour training that fighters get
17:35 <Mekkis> 300km from melbourne now
18:16 <Steven> anyways mekkis, i have a build for a paladin/oracle/mammoth rider
18:31 <Steven> you get cha to AC and Saves.
18:38 <Steven> and an elephant mount....
19:26 <kapow> wearing full plate and a tower shield i only have a -3 total armour check XP
19:59 <Steven> how you do that?
20:01 <kapow> and a max dex of +3 :P
20:06 <kapow> 4*
20:14 <kapow> okay full plate is normally a -6 check right
20:24 <Mekkis> yeah
20:24 <kapow> it's masterworked so it drops to -5
20:27 <Mekkis> yeah
20:51 <Mekkis> yay
20:54 <kapow> I'm a 7th lvl towershield specialist so while using a towershield the penalty is dropped by 4
20:54 <Mekkis> more meleeers!
20:54 <kapow> to -1
21:15 <kapow> the group has lots of meleer's?
21:42 <kapow> you could of told me that it did i would of gone the sniper
22:20 <Steven> thats cool, kapow...
22:26 <Mekkis> it's good
22:34 <Mekkis> means less people are trying to kill /me/!
22:35 <kapow> my towershield is mithril + masterwork drops ac check to -6 then the towershield specialist 7th drops it to -2
23:04 <kapow> i was tempted mekkis to give my armour dr 5/-
23:28 <Steven> mithril is always masterwork and the bonus from it is calculated into mithril reduction
23:28 <Mekkis> why are you getting a keen scimitar?
23:32 <kapow> like 19.6k though just for that XP
23:45 <Mekkis> oh
23:46 <kapow> why not mekkis?
24:00 <Mekkis> armour you get at 1/3 of the cost, then 1/2 of the cost of the magic
24:04 <kapow> ok so total ac check is -4 sorry
24:22 <kapow> -.^?
24:26 <Steven> still damn decent ACP for a tower shield
24:35 <kapow> whats that mean mekkis
24:39 <Steven> and full plate
24:58 <kapow> steven it's better for me to swim or climb with my towershield out thank to not have it out
27:12 <kapow> 31/15/28 AC
27:45 <Mekkis> cool
27:54 <Mekkis> $NPC has a chance to not hit you
28:18 <kapow> need 9th to have 21 touch ac :(
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31:34 <Hydrazine> What game is this for, Kapow?
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32:02 <Steven> stupid internets
33:17 <Steven> hey hydra
36:50 <Hydrazine> Sup Steve?
38:46 <kapow> one with our cities venture captain that mekkis plays in
39:13 <Steven> okay back, sorry i wast posting my completely irrelevant opinion on something.
39:14 <Hydrazine> Ah. Cool.
39:25 <Hydrazine> Noone gives a shit, Steve.
39:39 <Steven> i know...
39:40 <kapow> lol
39:44 * Steven softly cries
39:49 <Hydrazine> I thought about goin the tower shield fighter with crazy ac route
40:02 <Hydrazine> but I think that overall it just isn't that effective in pathfinder.
41:06 <Hydrazine> But I am interested to know how it works out for you.
41:29 <Steven> my friend alex has a tower shield fighter
41:47 <Steven> he has an AC of 40+
42:03 <Steven> and all the baddies just kind of take a whack or two at him
42:09 <Steven> say fuck it and move on to the other targets
42:20 <kapow> he's not building it right then
42:31 <kapow> they shouldn't be able to move XP
42:42 <kapow> or if they do he just follows along hitting them
42:43 <Steven> kapow... you cant stop everything from moving past you.
42:55 <kapow> you can damn well try with 4 AoO's per turn
43:23 <kapow> and if they are leaving your square via a 5ft step you chase them down
43:48 <Steven> right...
43:58 <kapow> only way to get ouf of my towershield spec's threatened squares is to withdraw or me fail my cmb to stop you from moving away
44:31 <Steven> anyways, unless he finds a really good choke point, creatures tend to just ignore him
44:52 <kapow> like i said he's not doing it right
45:24 <kapow> he's clearly not trying to taunt anyone during combat or he's moving away from his allies too much
45:40 <Hydrazine> Whats the minimum level for stand still again?
45:54 <kapow> sweet fa
46:10 <kapow> lvl 1
46:11 <kapow> hydra
46:17 <Steven> all you need is combat relfexes and its open to you.
46:18 <kapow> aslong as you take combat reflexes
46:54 <Hydrazine> Either way, this plan fails as soon as theres friendlies who also melee things.
47:09 <Steven> dispite kapows insistance that my friend alex isnt playing it right, his character is well built and has standstill and the step up ability line.
47:11 <kapow> how so?
47:32 <Hydrazine> what stops him from turning around and breaking your rogue friend in half?
47:37 <kapow> does he have bodyguard as well?
47:56 <Steven> yup
47:57 <Mekkis> stand still seems dumb
48:01 <Mekkis> just trip instead
48:04 <Mekkis> doesn't use a feat
48:05 <Steven> trust me kapow, he built his character well
48:20 <kapow> nothing at all hydra if there is a rogue or people are greedy for flanking
48:29 <Hydrazine> Did Stand still recently change? I swear it used to have some BAB requirement.
48:30 <kapow> it's a phalanx fighter
48:55 <Steven> i dunno, but its a pretty good feet mekkis
48:56 <kapow> protect reach attacks/adjacent fighters
49:03 <Mekkis> how so?
49:12 <Steven> all depends on your build
49:15 <kapow> who is that meant for mekkis?
49:27 <Hydrazine> also consider that imp trip adds a +2 to the CMB. I don't think anything adds to stand still.
49:29 <Steven> my Pole arm fighter has standstill and combat patrol
49:45 <Hydrazine> I guess the only real breaking point is that some targets are difficult or even impossible to trip.
49:56 <Steven> he just plants himself in the middle of his group
50:00 <Steven> combat patrols
50:22 <kapow> mekkis you actually coming tonight or already out of town
50:31 <Steven> and if something comes running in, i stand still them and their movement ends before they can attack usually
50:32 <kapow> cause if you aren't you miss out on my facial hair change ^_^
50:43 <kapow> and if the how so? was aimed at me mekkis
50:50 <kapow> bodyguard/in harms way feats
51:09 <kapow> add +2 to acc as an AoO aid other action
51:16 <kapow> if they fail to block still in harms way you can take the hit for them
51:44 <kapow> where hydras sacred shield would of been awesome
51:53 <kapow> but don't have to cha to back it up
52:08 <Hydrazine> I appreciate the sentiment.
52:14 <kapow> would get to use it for 1 fight a day and then that entire level is useless
54:12 <Hydrazine> But see, if you do things this way, you don't really have 30+ AC.. you have the AC of the guy standing next to you. And I doubt you have THAT much more HP to suffer too many rounds of this.
54:46 <Steven> yeah its not like you are kyle bairds cleric....
54:51 <kapow> whats your 7th level pathfinder characters hp?
54:52 <kapow> hydra?
55:06 <Hydrazine> If I had one I'd tell you
55:29 <kapow> ok quickly figure out one of your melee fighters hps
55:31 <kapow> and ac
55:38 <kapow> if he was 7th lvl
55:52 <kapow> and steven is his cleric lvl 7?
55:59 <kapow> if not thats compeltely irrelevant
56:16 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, pull out a CR9 creature for kapow and I to fight :S
56:43 <Steven> if memory serves, his cleric at level 7 had like ~80 health
56:50 <kapow> mine has 81 steven
57:14 <Steven> at level 14 it was like high 200s, like 270+
57:20 <kapow> so yes i am like kyle bairds cleric when it comes to health
57:35 <Hydrazine> Why CR9?
58:06 <Mekkis> because it's about what two 7th level characters should be able to deal with
58:37 <Hydrazine> Huh. I swore up and down that stand still had some notable BAB requirement..
58:46 <Mekkis> my bard only has 57 hp
58:52 <Mekkis> 12 con
58:54 <Mekkis> or so
59:17 <Steven> my pole arm fighter only has like 58
00:47 <Hydrazine> Jerus would be at 67.
01:34 <Steven> course you dont need a lot of HP really, just need to make sure not to get hit lol
02:46 <Hydrazine> You guys ready?
02:53 <Hydrazine> Can I call the conglomerate Mekkapow?
03:20 <Steven> what about Kapkis
03:39 <Hydrazine> Seriously? Kapkis is friggin' lame, Steve.
03:48 <Hydrazine> Your nicknames suck.
03:52 <Steven> i know...
03:56 * Steven cries softly
06:09 <Hydrazine> kapow, Mekkis ?
06:46 <kapow> 65uoi453\
08:02 <Mekkis> sure
09:45 <Arjuna> what are we looking at?
09:55 Steven is now known as Ausk
10:04 * Ausk wagers on the fight.
10:25 <Hydrazine> So you guys are wandering along, talking about chicks and this new cologne one of you got, about how its infused with these primal phermones to get the the ladies all wild.
11:07 <Arjuna> That's right: it complements the metallic smell the mithril still carries
11:17 <Hydrazine> With an....interested grunt, a flippin' huge interior crocodile alligator appears, exiting his chevrolet movie theater to kick your ass, since you smell like a female of its species and lack the sex parts it was looking for.
11:37 <Hydrazine> Roll initiatives and face off on this here dire croc, kids.
11:48 <Arjuna> !throw 1d20+2 init
11:50 <diebot> Arjuna, init: [1d20=5] 7
11:53 <Arjuna> :(
11:56 * Ausk roars in anticipation
12:02 <kapow> !roll 1d20+3
12:03 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+4 initiative
12:03 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
12:04 <diebot> Hydrazine, initiative: [1d20=18] 22
12:44 <kapow> zomg it goes first
12:52 * kapow wails
12:59 <Arjuna> damn
13:01 * Ausk cheers.
13:02 <Hydrazine> Awaiting a roll from Mekkis.
13:10 <Arjuna> <diebot> Arjuna, init: [1d20=5] 7
13:15 <Ausk> arjuna is mekkis
13:20 <Hydrazine> Ah. Right.
13:24 <Hydrazine> Confused, I am.
13:41 * Arjuna is slightly behind kapow 
13:46 <Hydrazine> !rng arjuna kapow
13:47 <diebot> Hydrazine, arjuna
14:12 <Hydrazine> the croc grunts and charges Arjuna, surprisingly fast on those stubby little legs.
14:25 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+20 bite omnomnom
14:27 <diebot> Hydrazine, bite omnomnom: [1d20=15] 35
14:28 <kapow> stand still on it as it tries to pass me
14:29 <Arjuna> ow
14:55 <kapow> !roll 1d20+12
14:57 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+12: [1d20=14] 26
15:01 <kapow> do i beat it's cmd
15:30 <Hydrazine> Its got a 15ft reach. I believe it can likely its bite in without triggering stand still. Do you disagree?
15:43 <kapow> no go for it
15:57 * Ausk roars in agreement.
15:59 <Arjuna> hits
16:01 <kapow> i make an aid action on to defend arjuna
16:02 <Hydrazine> I didn't want to have to CA any of this, so I figured you guys were more or less side by side.
16:06 <kapow> !roll 1d20+12
16:06 <dicebot> kapow, 1d20+12: [1d20=5] 17
16:11 <kapow> arjuna gains +2 to ac
16:11 <Arjuna> more or less
16:17 <Arjuna> hits
16:35 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13 damage
16:35 <diebot> Hydrazine, damage: [3d6=3,3,3] 22
16:39 <Arjuna> ow
16:46 * kapow takes hit
16:54 <kapow> 59/81
17:07 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
17:08 <Arjuna> probably better for me to take the damage
17:13 <Hydrazine> The croc rolls its grab check. In the circumstances, this would be on kapow and not Arjuna, yes?
17:23 <Mort-> Wow!
17:25 <Arjuna> no idea
17:28 <kapow> i guess
17:29 <Mort-> A game?
17:33 <Ausk> hey mort, shhhhhh
17:35 <kapow> no a test fight
17:47 <Ausk> its a test fight.... sit down and enjoy the show with me
17:56 <Hydrazine> I don't think theres any specifics, but if you're taking the damage from the bite, you're the one with the teeth in you, and thus you're the one to get grabbed.
18:01 <kapow> it's still a successful attack on arjuna
18:06 <kapow> but i take the damage
18:14 <kapow> so i agree with mekkis nfi
18:16 <Arjuna> better for me to take the damage
18:16 <kapow> how that works
18:19 <Arjuna> then
18:31 <Arjuna> can I refuse to let kapow take the damage?
18:53 <kapow> doesn't say you can in the feat description
18:57 <Arjuna> ok
18:57 <Mort-> I'm attracted by game energy
19:04 <Mort-> Which feat are you using
19:11 <kapow> in harm's way
19:11 <Hydrazine> I don't believe there is any specific rulings for how in harm's way interacts with special abilities. I'm ruling that the one who takes the damage takes the side effects too.
19:18 <Mort-> Ok
19:33 <Ausk> While using the aid another action to improve an adjacent ally’s AC, you can intercept a successful attack against that ally as an immediate action, taking full damage from that attack and any associated effects (bleed, poison, etc.). A creature cannot benefit from this feat more than once per attack.
19:49 <Arjuna> looks like he takes it all
19:52 <Hydrazine> So, the croc sinks its teeth in kapow and tells you to GET IN MY BELLEH!
19:56 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+30 grapple
19:57 <diebot> Hydrazine, grapple: [1d20=1] 31
20:05 <kapow> natural 1 XP
20:10 <Hydrazine> And a nat one.
20:15 <Mort-> Thought you were doing archon style/suicidal from thiefling
20:23 * Mort- ears prick up
20:34 <Hydrazine> It is kapow's turn.
20:34 kapow is now known as Peter
20:52 <Hydrazine> the croc roars in frustration, for it is hungry.. in several means of the word.
20:57 <Hydrazine> meanings
21:24 * Ausk is glad he cast litency of Escape....
21:30 * Mort- finds a hole to hide in
21:35 * Peter moves in to attack
22:01 <Hydrazine> I believe this provokes, Peter.
22:12 <Peter> as do i why i didn't say anymore
22:14 <Arjuna> unless you have 10
22:16 <Hydrazine> 15 foot reach, you can't get close enough with a 5ft step.
22:17 <Arjuna> ' reach
22:28 <Hydrazine> Making sure.
22:46 <Hydrazine> Interior Crocodile alligator snaps his big pointy teeth at Peter!
22:51 <Peter> hang on
22:52 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+18 bite
22:52 <diebot> Hydrazine, bite: [1d20=6] 24
22:56 <Peter> let me check something
23:34 <Peter> yup is all good
23:37 <Peter> totally misses
23:47 <Peter> !roll 1d20+13 attack
23:47 <Hydrazine> Continue!
23:48 <dicebot> Peter, attack: [1d20=6] 19
23:50 * Mort- peeks out from her hole
24:08 <Peter> end turn
24:13 <Hydrazine> Roll damage.
24:15 <Hydrazine> It charged.
24:31 <Mort-> Its ac is so crap?
24:35 <Peter> !roll 1d6+5
24:35 <dicebot> Peter, 1d6+5: [1d6=2] 7
24:35 <Arjuna> yeah
24:48 <Peter> adamantite weapon for purpose of dr
24:52 <Ausk> its a gargantuan sized creature man. 20x20
24:52 <Hydrazine> No dr.
24:54 <Mort-> What level are all of you
25:01 <Peter> 2x 7th
25:06 <Mort-> Ok.
25:07 <Ausk> they are level 7 i believe mort
25:19 * Mort- sits in her level 7 mur form in a hole
25:19 <Peter> thats all my turn
25:24 <Hydrazine> It really is the size of the broad side of a barn.
25:36 <Hydrazine> It is Arjuna's turn.
25:37 * Arjuna moves 20' behind Peter, drawing his bow, and commands it to speed up
25:38 <Mort-> Nat armor hydra.
25:41 <Arjuna> that's my turn
25:47 <Ausk> facing off against a Crocodile
26:08 * Mort- raises I'm a spectator flag!
26:20 <Hydrazine> The croc does his best to eat the shiny thing that is disappointingly not a female crocodile in the mood for lizard romance.
26:24 * Ausk pulls mort out of the hole and sits her down on the bleachers.
26:37 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+18 bite omnomnom
26:38 <diebot> Hydrazine, bite omnomnom: [1d20=14] 32
26:51 <Peter> hit
26:58 <Arjuna> hmm
27:01 * Mort- is scawed of ausk. He is scawy
27:08 * Mort- squeaks
27:11 <Hydrazine> Hm. It gets two attacks, yes? I'm not all that familiar with the bestiary. It gets the tail slap too?
27:14 <Arjuna> it'll take about18 seconds to take it down
27:18 <Ausk> yes it does
27:19 <Arjuna> I thought it was or
27:20 <Arjuna> not and
27:23 <Ausk> if its taking a full round action
27:27 <Mort-> Yes it does
27:37 <Mort-> Else possible iterative attack with its bite
27:51 <Mort-> If Single attack only
28:00 <Hydrazine> The attack bonuses are 18 and 13, which sounds like it would get both on a full attack.
28:09 <Mort-> They also have something called death roll.
28:21 <Ausk> mort shhhhhhhhhhhhhh....
28:25 <Ausk> you just spoiled the finisher
28:43 <Hydrazine> Anyway, the bite does hit.
28:44 <Mort-> Sowwie just trying to help hydra
28:51 <Ausk> is okay....
28:52 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13 damage to Peter
28:53 <diebot> Hydrazine, damage to Peter: [3d6=4,1,1] 19
28:57 <Peter> 40/81
29:06 <Hydrazine> and swings its massive tail around for the one-two combo.
29:08 * Mort- winces 
29:12 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+13
29:12 <diebot> Hydrazine, 1d20+13: [1d20=2] 15
29:16 <Mort-> Miss
29:19 <Peter> swing batter batter
29:23 * Ausk cheers!
29:26 <Hydrazine> missing, but the bite still results in a grab attempt.
29:30 <Mort-> You wouldn't hit the broad side of the barn that way
29:32 <Peter> go go go
29:34 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+30 grapple
29:35 <diebot> Hydrazine, grapple: [1d20=16] 46
29:41 <Peter> oh noes i'm grappled
29:51 <Arjuna> that's good
29:54 * Ausk cuts his cheer short....
29:54 * Mort- gulps and covers her eyes
29:58 <Hydrazine> crunch crunch crunch.
30:02 <Hydrazine> It is Peter's turn.
30:02 <Arjuna> you'll take less damage that way
30:07 <Arjuna> just hit it
30:21 * Mort- gets ready to run in case croc comes
30:34 <Arjuna> "COWARDS WILL BE SHOT!"
30:42 * Peter makes single attack fighting defensively
30:46 <Hydrazine> oh shit, a commisar
30:51 <Peter> !roll 1d20+9
30:52 <dicebot> Peter, 1d20+9: [1d20=5] 14
31:11 <Mort-> Do you not have bab for another hit?
31:12 <Hydrazine> missing.
31:16 <Hydrazine> move action remains?
31:19 <Arjuna> you can full-attack
31:30 <Peter> yeah so i can with a shield n sword
31:33 <Peter> n still get 2 attacks?
31:35 <Arjuna> yes
31:40 <Arjuna> with BAB of 6
31:42 <Peter> !roll 1d20+4
31:42 <dicebot> Peter, 1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17
31:43 <Hydrazine> Yep.
31:44 <Mort-> Of course you can
31:48 <Hydrazine> Also missing.
31:50 <Arjuna> really?
31:52 <Hydrazine> It is Arjuna's turn.
31:55 <Arjuna> its grappled
31:57 <Peter> mekkis's turn
32:01 <Arjuna> <?grappled
32:03 <diebot> A grappled creature is restrained by a creature, trap, or effect. Grappled creatures cannot move and take a 4 penalty to Dexterity. A grappled creature takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls and combat maneuver checks, except those made to grapple or escape a grapple. In addition, grappled creatures can take no action
32:03 <diebot> that requires two hands to perform. A grappled character who attempts to cast a spell or use a spell-like ability must make a concentration check (DC 10 + grappler's CMB + spell level), or lose the spell. Grappled creatures cannot make attacks of opportunity. // A grappled creature cannot use Stealth to hide from the
32:04 <diebot> creature grappling it, even if a special ability, such as hide in plain sight, would normally allow it to do so. If a grappled creature becomes invisible, through a spell or other ability, it gains a +2 circumstance bonus on its CMD to avoid being grappled, but receives no other benefit.
32:08 * Mort- shivers and shakes
32:13 <Arjuna> -4 to dex
32:32 * Arjuna lets off a flurry of arrows into the beast
32:48 <Hydrazine> Would be 19.
32:53 <Arjuna> !throw 3#1d20+10;1d20+5
32:55 <diebot> Arjuna, 3#1d20+10: [1d20=1] 11, [1d20=7] 17, [1d20=14] 24; 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
33:00 <Peter> we have lik 5 min to finish up this i needa shower n be out of here in 25
33:00 <Arjuna> yuck
33:02 <Hydrazine> Still missing. And did you include the -2 for grappling to the attack?
33:14 <Arjuna> !throw 1d6+13 damage
33:16 <diebot> Arjuna, damage: [1d6=3] 16
33:19 <Arjuna> that's my turn
33:24 <Arjuna> 5' further back
33:48 <Hydrazine> 1 out of 4.. the dice are against you.
33:50 <Peter> mekkis
33:53 <Arjuna> indeed
33:53 <Peter> did you include the neg to ac
34:00 <Mort-> Can you 5 ft on a grapple?
34:09 <Peter> mekkis isn't grappled
34:09 <Arjuna> no, but I'm not grappled
34:10 <Peter> i am
34:16 <Mort-> Ah ok.
34:27 <Arjuna> I'm pretty sure that nothing other than the 24 hits
34:48 <Hydrazine> The croc tries to devour Peter.
34:58 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+35 eat!
34:58 <diebot> Hydrazine, eat!: [1d20=6] 41
35:03 <Hydrazine> Beat CMD?
35:07 * Mort- doesn't want to look
35:10 <Mort-> Id say yes.
35:14 <Peter> well if you didn't inc the neg to it's ac in your attack and just did a normal to hit
35:17 * Ausk can't stop watching.
35:17 * Mort- gives a sob
35:18 <Peter> the 17 should as well
35:25 <Arjuna> it has AC21
35:28 <Peter> considering i hit on a 19 with it not being in grapple
35:31 <Arjuna> 19 while grappling
35:33 <Arjuna> it charged
35:37 <Hydrazine> that was from charge, Peter.
35:42 <Peter> ah right
35:52 <Peter> you outdo my cmd
36:00 * Mort- covers her eyes
36:02 <Arjuna> damage or pin?
36:07 <Hydrazine> the croc puts Peter in its belleh.
36:13 <Mort-> I think its swallow whole
36:17 <Arjuna> swallow whole
36:17 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13 damage
36:18 <diebot> Hydrazine, damage: [3d6=6,5,3] 27
36:22 <Hydrazine> swallow whole.
36:24 <Arjuna> that's good, I suppose
36:29 <Peter> 13/81
36:44 <Mort-> You have a fatalistic attitude mek
36:51 <Hydrazine> It is Peter's turn. Its dark in a croc's gullet.
36:51 <Arjuna> except that I suspect that Peter hasn't got a decent damage output
36:54 <Mort-> But i suppose its done
37:07 <Mort-> Where's pa ffs
37:07 * Peter full round attacks trying to cut himself a way out
37:08 <Hydrazine> You are aware of the options while swallowed?
37:21 <Peter> !roll 1d20+13
37:22 <dicebot> Peter, 1d20+13: [1d20=9] 22
37:28 <Peter> !roll 1d20+9
37:31 <dicebot> Peter, 1d20+9: [1d20=4] 13
37:33 <Peter> should be 8 sorry
37:36 <Hydrazine> One hit.
37:44 <Peter> !roll 1d6+5
37:45 <Mort-> The ac should be lesser inside though
37:46 <dicebot> Peter, 1d6+5: [1d6=4] 9
37:54 <Hydrazine> It is, Mort.
37:56 <Mort-> If i don't remember wrong
38:13 * Mort- has been a croc!
38:19 <Peter> mekkis's turn
38:21 <Hydrazine> What sort of weapon does Peter use?
38:27 <Arjuna> scimitar
38:28 <Mort-> Adamantine
38:32 <Peter> slashing scimmy adamantite
38:40 <Arjuna> anything like trees nearby?
38:47 <Hydrazine> You need a light weapon to try to escape.
38:53 <Hydrazine> Er, to try to cut your way out.
39:06 * Arjuna 5's to cover behind a tree and sets some more arrows out
39:09 <Mort-> I thought 1 handed will do fine?
39:14 <Arjuna> !throw 3#1d20+10;1d20+5
39:16 <diebot> Arjuna, 3#1d20+10: [1d20=20] 30, [1d20=19] 29, [1d20=5] 15; 1d20+5: [1d20=17] 22
39:18 <Hydrazine> You could try to climb back out if this helps.
39:22 <Ausk> or you can attempt to free yourself from the grapple and climb back out
39:29 <Arjuna> !throw 2#1d20+10 confirm PLEASE
39:31 <diebot> Arjuna, confirm PLEASE: [1d20=7] 17, [1d20=3] 13
39:33 <Arjuna> shit
39:55 <Arjuna> !throw 3#1d6+13
39:56 <diebot> Arjuna, 3#1d6+13: [1d6=5] 18, [1d6=5] 18, [1d6=2] 15
40:05 <Arjuna> 51 damage
40:58 <Arjuna> end turn
41:23 <Hydrazine> The hail of arrows makes some visible progress, the croc is visibly wounded, though not quite dead yet.
41:32 <Hydrazine> How much distance how you gained over this, Arjuna?
42:04 <Arjuna> 30'
42:52 <Hydrazine> Croc's turn.
43:02 <Hydrazine> Peter takes damage because digestion is unpleasant.
43:05 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13
43:06 <diebot> Hydrazine, 3d6+13: [3d6=2,3,1] 19
43:18 <Peter> -6/81
43:46 <Hydrazine> The croc waddles its way over to try some Arjuna for dessert.
44:02 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+18 bite
44:03 <diebot> Hydrazine, bite: [1d20=6] 24
44:08 <Arjuna> miss
44:22 <Hydrazine> Peter's turn.
44:26 * Ausk shouts "Yes!!!!!!!!!!!"
44:29 <Hydrazine> ...Roll to stabilize?
44:40 <Peter> !roll 1d20+8
44:43 <dicebot> Peter, 1d20+8: [1d20=2] 10
45:04 <Hydrazine> Is that taking all the mods in?
45:09 <Arjuna> that's either stable, or he's rolling the wrong thing
45:13 <Arjuna> I'm thinking the latter
45:14 <Peter> yeah
45:15 <Hydrazine> Its dc 10, with +con mod and - HP, right?
45:23 <Peter> oh
45:36 <Ausk> either way you didnt succeed with a 2
45:40 <Peter> so no stabalize
45:57 <Hydrazine> Peter continues being digested.
46:00 <Peter> should of drank my potion before
46:00 <Hydrazine> Arjuna's turn.
46:17 <Arjuna> hmmm
46:25 * Ausk pulls out his Rapier.  Looks at Mort and says "Just in case the lads need a bit of revenge!"
46:37 <Arjuna> I can either drink fly, and kill it while I'm upwards
46:46 <Arjuna> or I can try to kill it this turn
46:49 <Arjuna> hmmm
47:12 <Arjuna> without metagaming, I'd drink fly, but that's no fun
47:33 * Arjuna remains with the tree between himself and the croc, and launches more arrows
47:47 <Arjuna> !throw 3#1d20+10;1d20+5
47:49 <diebot> Arjuna, 3#1d20+10: [1d20=7] 17, [1d20=8] 18, [1d20=6] 16; 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
47:52 <Arjuna> :(
47:58 <Arjuna> fun fun fun
48:00 <Arjuna> end turn
48:03 <Hydrazine> The dice are not your friends.
48:11 <Peter> no they are not
48:16 <Peter> neither of ours
48:17 <Hydrazine> Peter turns into delicious protein.
48:18 <Arjuna> definitely not
48:24 <Peter> i didn't roll anything more than a 12 i think
48:33 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13 and poop him out later
48:33 <diebot> Hydrazine, and poop him out later: [3d6=2,5,4] 24
48:44 * Peter disolves
48:47 <Hydrazine> ...FIRST BLOOD!
49:13 <Hydrazine> The croc 5fts to a better position and gives Arjuna the business.
49:21 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+18 bite
49:21 <diebot> Hydrazine, bite: [1d20=11] 29
49:24 <Arjuna> hit
49:36 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13 damage
49:36 <diebot> Hydrazine, damage: [3d6=6,1,1] 21
49:39 <Arjuna> ow
49:43 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+13 tail smack
49:43 <diebot> Hydrazine, tail smack: [1d20=9] 22
49:48 <Arjuna> miss
49:51 <Hydrazine> miss?
50:01 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+30 eat
50:01 <diebot> Hydrazine, eat: [1d20=20] 50
50:10 <Arjuna> 38/57
50:13 <Hydrazine> ...grappled.
50:18 <Arjuna> 36/57
50:18 <Hydrazine> It is Arjuna's turn.
50:33 * Arjuna activates some fast healing
50:38 <Arjuna> !throw 3d6
50:40 <diebot> Arjuna, 3d6: [3d6=4,5,4] 13
50:45 <Arjuna> 49/57
50:51 <Hydrazine> is that a spell like ability?
51:05 <Arjuna> supernatural, swift action
51:17 <Hydrazine> Neat.
51:27 <Hydrazine> Go on then.
51:29 <Arjuna> hmmm
51:40 * Arjuna pulls out a skyrocket and lights it
52:04 <Hydrazine> Would you agree that it takes two hands to light explosives?
52:16 <Arjuna> depends...
52:27 <Peter> I could do it 2 handed
52:30 <Peter> depends on the size of the explosive
52:33 <Arjuna> on whether you've got a flaming composite shortbow in your hand
52:35 <Peter> 1 handed*
52:47 <Ausk> where did you putt the sky rocket out of?
52:58 <Ausk> pull even
52:58 <Arjuna> haversack
53:12 <Arjuna> always on top, ja?
53:15 <Ausk> kk. 
54:01 <Hydrazine> Does this explosive take effect now or are you finished?
54:06 <Arjuna> finished
54:10 <Arjuna> happens next turn
54:47 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+35 grapple to eat
54:47 <diebot> Hydrazine, grapple to eat: [1d20=4] 39
54:50 <Arjuna> easy
55:00 <Hydrazine> The croc puts Arjuna in its belly with Peter.
55:10 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13 digestion damage
55:11 <diebot> Hydrazine, digestion damage: [3d6=2,2,5] 22
55:14 <Arjuna> ow
55:18 <Hydrazine> And burps, satisfied.
55:23 <Arjuna> 27/57
55:48 <Hydrazine> Arjuna's turn.
56:11 * Arjuna launches the skyrocket at the croc's throat
56:32 <Hydrazine> roll em?
57:01 <Arjuna> !throw 1d20+11 ranged touch
57:03 <diebot> Arjuna, ranged touch: [1d20=2] 13
57:06 <Arjuna> !throw 2d6 fire damage
57:07 <diebot> Arjuna, fire damage: [2d6=4,5] 9
57:15 <Arjuna> (DC15 reflex half)
57:41 <Peter> reflex halve when it's being shot inside it?
57:46 <Arjuna> I doubt it
58:01 <Arjuna> there aren't rules on setting off skyrockets inside enemies
58:03 <Hydrazine> I'll say its either incapable or too dumb to try to reflex save off things its already eaten.
58:31 <Hydrazine> This sounds reasonable to me, so I'm sticking with it. But its an area effect, yes? Shouldn't you reflex save then?
58:36 <Arjuna> yep
58:41 <Arjuna> !throw 1d20+10
58:43 <diebot> Arjuna, 1d20+10: [1d20=14] 24
59:05 <Arjuna> 23/57
59:07 <Hydrazine> Alright. So you only take 5 from your own fireworks. Or is it down to 4?
59:10 <Arjuna> 4
59:13 <Arjuna> round down
59:44 <Arjuna> !rng blinded deafened
59:44 <Hydrazine> the croc thinks this is an especially spicy meal and wanders off to find him a croc friend of the female persuasion, letting his stomach handle all this mess.
59:45 <diebot> Arjuna, blinded
59:56 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13 digestion
59:57 <diebot> Hydrazine, digestion: [3d6=3,2,2] 20
59:57 <Arjuna> supposably it's blinded
00:00 * Ausk looks slightly confused as the crocodile burps flame and smoke
00:03 <Arjuna> that's not my turn
00:18 <Arjuna> that was the start of my turn
00:19 <Hydrazine> Ah. My apologies. Go on then.
00:27 <Arjuna> swift action, continue healing
00:27 <Ausk> the firework automatically goes off, he still gets his turn to do stuff
00:29 <Arjuna> !throw 3d6
00:31 <diebot> Arjuna, 3d6: [3d6=1,4,3] 8
00:41 <Arjuna> 31/57
00:44 <Arjuna> hmmm
01:00 * Arjuna throws his spiked armour at the interior of the crocodile
01:19 <Ausk> what is this ability that automatically cures 3d6 points of damage a turn??
01:23 <Ausk> i need it!
01:35 <Arjuna> !throw 1d20+13 attack
01:35 <Hydrazine> I would remind you that Peter already did some damage towards cutting his way out.
01:36 <diebot> Arjuna, attack: [1d20=4] 17
01:59 <Hydrazine> Hits.
02:02 <Arjuna> !throw 1d6+6
02:04 <diebot> Arjuna, 1d6+6: [1d6=2] 8
02:14 <Hydrazine> Arjuna cuts herself free!
02:21 <Hydrazine> Himself? Herself?
02:24 <Arjuna> himself
02:32 <Hydrazine> FREEDOM!
02:35 <Arjuna> hmmm
02:40 <Arjuna> is the croc blinded?
02:45 * Ausk cheers!
03:02 * Arjuna moves 20 away and tries to cover behind a tree again
03:13 <Hydrazine> I'd give you deafened, but not blinded. It exploded inside and had no effect upon its eyes.
03:16 <Arjuna> ok
03:33 <Hydrazine> provoke moving away, no?
03:35 <Wrothmonk> Is kapow around?
03:37 <Arjuna> hmmm
03:39 <Arjuna> I would
03:40 <Arjuna> hmmm
03:50 <Arjuna> let me thing
04:01 <Arjuna> how healthy does it look?
04:01 <Hydrazine> Acrobatics?
04:17 <Arjuna> was hoping for the blindness
05:19 <Arjuna> pull out a potion of fly
05:21 <Arjuna> end turn
05:30 <Hydrazine> Rather injured. Its at about 1/3rd of its total.
05:34 * Ausk puts on his shield...
05:39 <Arjuna> oh
05:42 <Arjuna> in that case
05:51 <Arjuna> take another armour attack on it
06:00 <Arjuna> !throw 1d20+13
06:01 <diebot> Arjuna, 1d20+13: [1d20=12] 25
06:07 <Arjuna> ummm 20
06:23 <Hydrazine> a 20 misses.
06:27 <Arjuna> ok
06:43 <Arjuna> end turn
07:04 <Hydrazine> the croc roars and attacks, this is probably the second time this week its tried to eat something and had to do it twice.
07:12 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+18 bite
07:12 <diebot> Hydrazine, bite: [1d20=9] 27
07:14 <Arjuna> hit
07:33 <Arjuna> I think I need to change batteries soon
07:33 <Hydrazine> !throw 3d6+13 damage
07:34 <diebot> Hydrazine, damage: [3d6=1,4,6] 24
07:43 <Arjuna> 7/57
07:44 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+13 tail smack
07:45 <diebot> Hydrazine, tail smack: [1d20=13] 26
08:04 <Arjuna> technically you need to see if the grapple succeeds before attempting the tail slap
08:11 <Arjuna> but that would hit
08:46 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+13 tail smack
08:47 <diebot> Hydrazine, tail smack: [1d20=17] 30
08:58 <Hydrazine> Yeah? I was unsure about the order of these. Sorry, wrong dice.
09:11 <Mort-> Check for grapple on grab
09:20 <Arjuna> if grappled, it can't tail slap
09:21 <Mort-> To see if you want to tail slap i think
09:29 * Mort- gulps a potion of fly
09:29 <Hydrazine> !throw 1d20+30 grab
09:30 <diebot> Hydrazine, grab: [1d20=6] 36
09:36 <Arjuna> grabbed
10:01 <Arjuna> I think I'm done here
10:03 <Hydrazine> Croc is done.
10:12 <Mort-> Yeah so is he :(
10:27 <Hydrazine> ..Yeah, I think so.
10:31 * Mort- flies 30ft into the air
10:31 <Arjuna> !throw 3d6 heal
10:33 <diebot> Arjuna, heal: [3d6=3,3,4] 10
10:41 <Mort-> Better get out of here...
10:45 <Hydrazine> We can call it now if you rather.
10:46 <Arjuna> !throw 1d20+11; 1d20+6
10:47 <Hydrazine> Or fight to the bitter end!
10:48 <diebot> Arjuna, 1d20+11: [1d20=18] 29; 1d20+6: [1d20=2] 8
10:50 <Hydrazine> your choice.
10:54 <Arjuna> !throw 1d6+6
10:56 <diebot> Arjuna, 1d6+6: [1d6=5] 11
11:10 <Hydrazine> Attacking with spikes?
11:10 <Arjuna> if that doesn't kill it, call it a loss
11:14 <Arjuna> yeah
11:28 <Arjuna> brb battery change
11:34 <Hydrazine> No, it isn't dead.
11:34 <Hydrazine> Sorry guys.
17:41 <***> Buffer Playback...
17:41 <***> Playback Complete.
17:43 <Steven> hey mekkis what the hell is the 3d6 fast healing thing?
17:44 <Hydrazine> If Arjuna had like 1 more good round of shooting, she'd kill it.
18:04 <Hydrazine> he'd kill it rather. Apparently I tagged that name as female in my head and it stuck.
18:04 <Mekkis> yeah
18:18 <Mekkis> or if I'd confirmed some of those crits
18:20 <Mekkis> or not missed
18:35 <Steven> yeah missing really screwed you up
18:35 <Hydrazine> It was at 35 HP when you lost.
18:46 <Hydrazine> 35 of 138.
18:55 <Mekkis> !throw 3#1d20+13; 1d20+8
18:57 <diebot> Mekkis, 3#1d20+13: [1d20=6] 19, [1d20=3] 16, [1d20=4] 17; 1d20+8: [1d20=4] 12
19:04 <Mekkis> these dice hate me
19:05 <Mekkis> !throw 3#1d20+13; 1d20+8
19:07 <diebot> Mekkis, 3#1d20+13: [1d20=17] 30, [1d20=14] 27, [1d20=4] 17; 1d20+8: [1d20=15] 23
19:08 * Mort- lands
19:15 <Hydrazine> Wow, those rolls were craptastic.
19:28 <Mort-> Now you know how i feel playing in person?
19:37 <Mort-> Entire session only 3 rolls above 10
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19:50 <Mekkis> Mort-, what dice are you using?
20:06 <Steven> thats pretty bad mort
20:17 <Hydrazine> Avatar should come shoot skags with me.
20:38 <Mekkis> skags?
21:11 <Mort-> D20s
21:47 <Mort-> Oh. And wow. I'm around
22:09 * Mort- feels herself over. I have paws. Tail and fur!
23:38 <Hydrazine> Good fight. You guys could've had it, but yeah, those modifiers for bite and grab can be brutal.
23:54 <Hydrazine> I had to fight one of those at level 5.
23:59 <Hydrazine> And thats why Jerus is no longer with us.
24:14 <Mekkis> I know
24:36 <Hydrazine> I guess that was mostly for Kapow.
24:43 <Mekkis> yeah
24:45 <Steven> would have been a lot simplier  if you had any class that could heal
24:48 <Mekkis> worried about his damage output
24:52 <Hydrazine> Yeah, the dice on those attack rolls really put a dent in your plan.
25:05 <Mekkis> Arjuna can, but not well or quickly
25:18 <Mekkis> adding a third party member would have helped more
25:34 <Hydrazine> I agree.
25:59 <Hydrazine> I think we could benefit from impromptu skirmishes more often.
26:35 <Steven> it would help with peoples playing ability
33:44 <Mekkis> indeed
37:34 <Steven> hey
37:38 * Mort- wiggles her paw
38:09 <Mort-> You could have saved yourself if you flew earlier
38:13 * Mort- sighs
38:25 <Mekkis> I know
38:28 * Mort- likes hydra though. He tells nice stories
38:45 <Mekkis> but if I'd hit with two or three of the arrows, Peter would be alive too
38:49 * Mort- snuggles up to hydra and curls around him
39:18 <Mort-> It sucks. If i hadn't missed or you hadn't got me with 4 scorching rays in a row ^^
39:34 <Mort-> But oh well. Can't say i didn't ask for it by going offensive first
40:54 <Steven> and even out of the cr9 monsters
41:01 <Steven> a dire crocodile is pretty tame
41:32 <Mort-> Seriously?
41:36 <Steven> yeah
41:57 <Steven> off the top of my head things that are worse then a dire croc
42:07 <Mort-> The last time we saw a high cr monster the monk grabbed him and tied him into a knot
42:16 <Mort-> Then we laughed our stomachs off
42:19 <Steven> four armed gargoyl, greater earth elemental
42:57 <Mort-> I mean it was an even split. He gets the body i screw the head
44:19 <Steven> and hags, god i hate hags.....
45:24 <Mort-> What is a hag.
45:35 * Mort- has a pair of innocent eyes
45:37 <Steven> pretty bitchy creatures
45:44 <Mort-> Btw what are the will saves for a cr 9
45:53 <Mort-> Sorry weak saves.
46:11 <Mort-> I don't care if it is fort, reflex or will
46:18 <Mort-> Ill find a way on all 3
47:18 * Mort- eyes glow strangely
48:21 <Ballig> sup
48:24 <Steven> dont make me bring back ausk....
48:31 <MekkisScreen> who' forest?
49:58 <Avatar> he's a 5 year old kid
50:04 <Avatar> jon's son
50:14 <Avatar> he's very annoying
50:28 <Avatar> unless you love annoying kids I guess
50:39 <MekkisScreen> ah
51:04 <MekkisScreen> I think I'VE PLAYED ALL THE OTHERS
51:17 <MekkisScreen> stupid caps
51:17 <Avatar> I'm waiting to see if another table opens up
51:34 <Avatar> tristen's played empyreal enlightenment with me as well
52:22 <MekkisScreen> what have I ran recently that you haven't played?
52:23 * Mort- squeaks.
52:29 <Mort-> I'm level 9 now!
52:51 <Mort-> I'm a bigger mur!
53:02 <Steven> cool
53:10 <Steven> what you make?
54:57 <Mort-> I'm a wizard.
55:03 <Mort-> a level 9 wizard.
55:15 * Mort- fluffs herself up proudly
55:18 <Avatar> what have you ran recently
55:19 <Steven> specialty?
55:26 <Mort-> Universalist
55:34 * Mort- blushes
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55:56 <MekkisScreen> infernal vault, master of fallen fortress, assault on kingdom impossible...
56:04 <MekkisScreen> citadel of flame
56:12 <Avatar> haven't played the first two
56:18 <MekkisScreen> ummm
56:20 <Avatar> not keen on master of fallen fortress
56:23 <Avatar> isn't that a module
56:26 <Steven> coooool
56:31 <MekkisScreen> yes
56:37 <Steven> so you run around and haste the peoples eh?
56:40 <Avatar> well maybe
56:45 <Avatar> it is a sunday
57:02 <Avatar> I've played assault and citadel
57:07 <Mort-> No!
57:16 <MekkisScreen> want me to offer to run Infernal on Sunday?
57:16 <Mort-> I don't carry haste!
57:21 <Ballig> master of the fallen fortress is a level 1 module isn't it
57:30 * Mort- turns pink.
57:33 <Avatar> infernal would be cool
57:35 <MekkisScreen> I had a lot of fun running it in here
57:37 <Steven> sad panda
57:38 <Mort-> Haste does nothing for me!
57:49 <Mort-> So i don't haste anyone!
57:51 <Avatar> I don't really want to play a level 1
58:01 <MekkisScreen> fair enough
58:08 <Steven> thats kind of silly
58:11 <Avatar> ideally a 5-9
58:24 <Avatar> even infernal vault isn't a great option if you can be selective
58:35 <Mort-> Let the magus do it if he wants to!
58:42 <MekkisScreen> Avatar, want to do dinner tonight at around 7-7:30ish, or tomorrow night?
58:44 <Steven> very often curing does nothing for healing clerics... 
58:50 <MekkisScreen> Rebel's random then?
59:03 <MekkisScreen> ransom even
59:04 <Avatar> tomorrow closer to 5 is better
59:10 <Steven> should at least prep it once a day, or keep a scroll on hand, its a useful spell
59:11 <Avatar> is rebel's ransom 5-9
59:17 <MekkisScreen> ure thing. 
59:22 <MekkisScreen> it is, Avatar
59:27 <Avatar> yep that would be cool
59:45 <Mort-> Ok ill carry a scroll!
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59:52 <Mort-> That's all!
59:56 <Avatar> yo
59:59 * Mort- is stubborn
00:25 <Steven> .
00:26 <Avatar> trust mort
01:27 Ziria is now known as Ziria-
01:37 Ziria_ is now known as Ziria
01:41 <Mort-> Clerics have haste!
01:53 <Mort-> Its called blessing of fervor.
02:01 <Steven> indeed they do, its less powerful over all then haste
02:06 <Mort-> They should do haste!
02:19 <Mort-> Let the wizzie do other things!
02:41 <Mort-> Let the bard do haste too!
02:49 <Hydrazine> Hi Ziria.
02:52 <Ziria> blessin of fervor is nice because you get to choose what you get from it
02:58 <Ziria> hi hydra :)
03:10 <Steven> well mort, blessing is a 4th level spell, haste is 3rd level
03:22 <Ziria> ok, closing the evil clone of me.. 
03:51 <Steven> and haste gives a constant effect without making people choose
03:54 <Ziria> weird seeing the conversation run in two screens
03:54 <Mort-> Who is ziria.
03:57 <Mort-> So?
04:03 <Hydrazine> You missed a fight! Two braves pitted their level 7s against a random CR9.
04:10 <MekkisScreen> I'll fire an email off to Darkwhite
04:16 * Mort- cries
04:20 <Hydrazine> Ziria's cool, Mort.
04:23 * Mort- is a sadmur
04:26 <Hydrazine> She played with us on the weekend.
04:30 <MekkisScreen> do you know if interstate trains have power pointsn
04:37 <Ziria> yeah, I was wondering if it was some game
04:41 * Mort- holds out paw to ziria
04:50 <Ziria> hello mort :)
04:51 <Steven> the only real added benefit of blessing over haste is the ability casters can choose to get some metamagic for free
04:55 <Mort-> Thank you very much you sorry toots
05:08 <Hydrazine> Shes finnish and she has an interesting accent and she giggles almost as much as Wroth!
05:18 <Steven> and the stand up without provoking AOO
05:21 <Mort-> I was making climb. Escape artist and acro checks all week end
05:31 <Hydrazine> Not a whole game, just one fight.
05:33 * Mort- is a grumpy mur
05:45 <Hydrazine> It went south when the dice decided the players' attack rolls would be terribad.
05:49 * Mort- growls
05:54 <Ziria> hydra: gee, I'll have to copy that and use as in introduction of me
05:57 <Ziria> :)
06:01 <Mort-> And they got eaten up :(
06:16 <Steven> its okay Ausk avenged them.
06:16 * Mort- goes to ziria and cries
06:22 <Hydrazine> Mort's our resident lemur.
06:32 <Hydrazine> Shes like the channel's communal familiar.
06:37 <Avatar> no idea
06:48 <Avatar> I've been on a train to ballarat once, years ago
06:52 <Ziria> right
06:55 <Mort-> Ausk you mean killed the half dead croc after those valiant adventurers did the hard work :(
06:57 <Avatar> I don't think they did
06:59 <Mekkis> I thought she'd started establishing emphatic links
07:00 <Hydrazine> Oh, Mort.
07:01 <Mort-> And died doing it :(
07:05 <Avatar> but I didn't look
07:08 <Hydrazine> The croc's saves were 15/8/8
07:12 <Steven> ive made a will save to disbelieve it, and i passed... i know shes not a lemur
07:16 * Mort- gives a loud sniff
07:46 * Mort- holds out her tail.
07:54 <Ziria> why crying?
08:12 <Steven> shes cryng cause i said shes not a lemur
08:35 <Ziria> oh
08:38 <MekkisScreen> I have about 6 or 7 hours on battery
08:56 <MekkisScreen> unless that 100% cpu thing of CA strikes again
09:05 <Ziria> it will probably take some time before I can follow what's going on here completely.. way too confusing now :)
09:47 <Steven> its okay, and hydra you can describe it how you want
09:53 <Steven> im describing it as i avenged them.
10:08 <Steven> and by hydra, i meant mort
10:39 <Mort-> Because the croc ate two adventurers up :(
11:04 <Ballig> that was fixed ages ago
11:10 <Mort-> I'm not upset if people think I'm not a lemur.I know I'm one. That's all that matters!
11:34 <MekkisScreen> I know
11:40 <Mort-> God hydra that's still a 50 percent chance on will
11:46 <MekkisScreen> I'm working on Svg support too
13:22 <Avatar> what is SVG support
13:32 <Avatar> super vga support
13:39 <MekkisScreen> what level is snickers?
13:46 <Avatar> 8
13:48 <MekkisScreen> Scalable Vector Graphics
13:55 <MekkisScreen> ah
13:56 <Avatar> buck and snickers are both 8, making 5-9s ideal
14:06 <MekkisScreen> what spells should deceased get?
14:12 <Avatar> jon and forest are actually ruining unicon for me
14:24 <MekkisScreen> which jon?
14:35 <Mort-> Oh ziria. I'm mort the mouse lemur!
14:40 <Avatar> forest's dad
14:49 <MekkisScreen> ah
14:54 <Avatar> jon is ruining it by bringing forest and locking themselves into the best tables
14:54 <MekkisScreen> just frag them
14:57 <Steven> lol
14:58 <Mort-> I have 4 paws and a beautiful fluffy silky tail!
15:00 <Avatar> you can't frag them
15:02 <Avatar> it's PFS
15:07 <MekkisScreen> yes you can
15:12 <Ziria> :)
15:16 <Avatar> well, no you can't
15:16 * Steven laughs...
15:24 <MekkisScreen> you can
15:31 <Avatar> did they eliminate the no pvp rule in 4.2
15:55 <MekkisScreen> you just need to cause them to be in a situation where you could help them, and refuse to
16:27 <MekkisScreen> or use the 'it's my faction mission' excuse
16:56 <MekkisScreen> you can't do a Natsumi, true
16:58 <Wrothmonk> Has anybody gotten their chronicle sheets yet? 
17:05 <Hydrazine> You're welcome to use it as your stock invitation.
17:14 <Hydrazine> Er, introduction.
17:18 <Hydrazine> Thats the word.
17:28 <Avatar> but really that is just being a dick
17:32 <Avatar> you can't do that even with annoying players
17:38 <Avatar> especially players who don't mean to be annoying
17:49 <Avatar> not me
17:51 <MekkisScreen> I fireballed Josh's rogue
17:56 <Steven> i wanna see somebody fight a protohydra
18:13 <Hydrazine> Ausk could do it
18:24 <Avatar> if you had other options, you were probably being a dick in doing so
18:29 <Mekkis> what's the CR of a protohydra?
18:37 <MekkisScreen> nope 
18:44 <Avatar> oh wait is this the rod of wonder
18:48 <Avatar> that doesn't count
18:48 <MekkisScreen> he was hidden, I didn't see him
18:55 <Steven> its a hydra with i believe 8 heads
18:58 <Avatar> that doesn't count either
18:59 <MekkisScreen> there were some enemies
19:03 <MekkisScreen> so boom
19:09 <MekkisScreen> persistant fireball
19:11 <MekkisScreen> oops
19:11 <Steven> ill go look it up, my friend joe put one in his home brew
19:12 <Avatar> yeah well there you got lucky
19:14 <MekkisScreen> so
19:16 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+20 knowledge (Arcana)
19:17 <diebot> Mekkis, knowledge (Arcana): [1d20=9] 29
19:20 <Avatar> that is kind of rare
19:37 <Steven> 9 heads
19:49 <MekkisScreen> deceased has onlt one 4th level spell and two third level spells... should he buy any more?
20:01 <Avatar> what class is he
20:08 <Steven> +12 to hit 9 times
20:29 <Mekkis> I wonder if deceased could take it
20:40 <Mekkis> can it fly?
20:44 <Steven> for 1d8+4
20:57 <Steven> OR it can blow fires
21:10 <Avatar> wizard
21:14 <Steven> 9 times for 3d6
21:20 <Mort-> Disable it on first try:-)
21:21 <Mort-> ?
21:33 <Avatar> dunno, that is too general a question
21:39 <Avatar> the short answer is yes sure why not
21:46 <Mort-> 2 reflex saves if I'm within 25 m of it
21:47 <Steven> its got fasthealing equal to the number of heads it has
21:50 <Mort-> Dc 21
21:53 <Steven> and the heads grow back
21:57 <Mort-> I can hold it
22:06 <Mort-> But killing is  different story
22:10 <MekkisScreen> wizard
22:17 <Steven> in 1d4 rounds
22:18 <Mort-> Deceased probably will just kill it out right
22:23 <MekkisScreen> because 4th level spells are expensive
22:31 <Mort-> Pk doesn't really care what you are
22:59 <Avatar> there is a pretty sweet pathfinder spellbook app on android, but it's $1.99
23:28 <Avatar> it's up to date and not as sloppy as the free ones, but $1.99 is a bit steep 
23:35 <MekkisScreen> on the other hand, he has a 4th level slot that must be used for divination that he can't fill
24:21 <Avatar> the question you should ask is "i've got this spell and this spell, should I also buy this spell"
24:25 <Mekkis> what's its fort/will saves like?
24:55 <Avatar> what is that other multiclass he has that I don't recognise
25:05 <Steven> 10/9/5
25:16 <MekkisScreen> I've got phantasmal killer, should I also get scrying?
25:17 <Steven> i think its crazy
25:48 <Steven> if you dont know how to kill it or anything about them, it could be a pretty cool fight ina  home brew...
25:55 <Mekkis> open door, cloudkill, close door
26:18 <Mort-> Lol
26:36 <Mort-> Damn it has good reflex
26:41 <Mort-> How big is it
26:58 <Steven> huge
26:59 <Mekkis> THEN start PKing it
27:12 <MekkisScreen> hi EatMyShitAndDie 
27:21 <MekkisScreen> how are things?
27:43 <MekkisScreen> please consider changing your nick. Some people might be offended...
27:43 <Steven> thats like what, a 5th level spell, meaning level 9 wizard
28:03 <Avatar> I certainly am
28:10 <Steven> i dunno, i think you would probably throw 4-5 level 7 characters at a protohydra
28:48 <MekkisScreen> generally shit, while unclean, isn't /poisonous/, so eating it wouldn't /kill/ you
29:21 <MekkisScreen> when I power up my laptop, I'll ban him
29:58 <Avatar> Ballig's on the case
30:06 <MekkisScreen> well, I also should get a conjuration spell - possibly Acid Pit
30:33 <MekkisScreen> or greater infernal healing
31:31 <Avatar> isn't greater infernal healing a waste
31:50 <Ballig> by what logic
31:57 <Avatar> you only use it out of combat
32:03 <Avatar> you may as well just use infernal healing
32:10 <Ballig> it heals 40hp over the minute instead of 10
32:23 <Avatar> but you're never pressed for time to that extent
32:37 <MekkisScreen> true
32:40 <Avatar> who cares if it takes an extra 2 minutes
32:49 <MekkisScreen> but it makes you detect eviller!
32:51 <Ballig> by that stage, it's actually useful /in/ combat
33:17 <MekkisScreen> what's its casting time?
33:17 <Avatar> Mekkis: diabolist seems pretty cool
33:29 <Ballig> 1 round
33:33 <MekkisScreen> ugh
33:39 <MekkisScreen> maybe not then
33:48 <Avatar> er, really
33:48 <Steven> You better believe it avatar!
34:01 <Avatar> have you seen one
34:02 <Ballig> I had never looked at the casting time before
34:25 <Steven> yes, but not in pfs
34:26 <Steven> in a home brew
34:27 <Avatar> yeah you're right
34:43 <Avatar> it has quite a few downfalls, but the roleplay potential is high
35:05 <Avatar> infernal transport at 11th level would be sexy, not sure how hellish soul works
36:07 <Steven> you are no longer damned to hell and people dont have to make a caster level check to raise you
36:45 <MekkisScreen> that's the problem with infernal healing
37:13 <MekkisScreen> I thought greater might be faster
38:03 <Avatar> hey casting spells on a boat on rough waters requires a DC 10+spell level check to keep the spell
38:26 <Avatar> concentration
39:26 <Mort-> Mek has a diabolist
39:27 <MekkisScreen> indeed
39:43 <Mort-> I'm trying to keep mort and his diabolist apart
39:52 <Ballig> also casting spells on a moving horse
39:55 <Mort-> Else mort might learn bad habits
40:01 <MekkisScreen> yeah
40:11 <Avatar> sux
40:18 <MekkisScreen> real mages use carpets, broomsticks, or dragons
40:56 <Avatar> it's the motion that's the problem
41:01 <MekkisScreen> I should get Beast Shape 2
41:05 <Avatar> so you might look cooler, except when your spells still fail
41:30 <MekkisScreen> when you're on a dragon, who cares...
41:52 <Mekkis> 4th level spell
42:03 <MekkisScreen> you're on a goddamn dragon
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47:08 <Steven> i keep wanting to make a divine scion
48:15 <Steven> w/ magic domain
48:29 <Steven> so that one player has detect magic constant
51:18 <MekkisScreen> so Defunct can get large (or huge even)
54:14 <Avatar> what did you say that other multiclass is on deceased
56:18 <MekkisScreen> did I?
56:26 <MekkisScreen> he's not multiclassed
56:32 <MekkisScreen> !findchar deceased
56:36 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Character: deceased, number: ( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char= )
56:43 <MekkisScreen> !findchar Deceased
56:44 <diebot> MekkisScreen, Character: Deceased, number: 285( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=285 )
56:59 <Avatar> diabolist
57:36 <MekkisScreen> prestige class, yeah
57:48 <Avatar> what's that from
58:07 <MekkisScreen> book of the damned I
58:07 <Avatar> \ what's it give you
58:25 <MekkisScreen> the ability to conjure devils
58:47 <MekkisScreen> and an invisible telepathic leopard familiar
58:59 <Avatar> always with the summoning
59:41 <MekkisScreen> don't worry: Berknet won't be summoning
00:44 <Avatar> but you will
01:04 <MekkisScreen> Berknet won't 
01:33 <Avatar> I'll only be destroying this world, not all the others, so its ok
01:34 <Mort-> Sleep on hydra. Then coup de grace ^^
01:46 * Mort- is an amused mur
01:56 <MekkisScreen> devils SHOULD rule golarion
02:18 <MekkisScreen> and Deceased SHOULD rule the devils !
02:39 <MekkisScreen> it's the only fair way
02:57 <Avatar> I quite miss playing cheliax
03:21 <Avatar> I'm probably going to play my paladin knowing that at some point he will change faction during his career
03:32 <Mort-> Possibly.
03:35 <MekkisScreen> you have a paladin?
03:41 <Avatar> I haven't started playing him yet
03:44 <Avatar> sczarni paladin
03:48 <MekkisScreen> ah
04:04 <Avatar> he's ready to go but I don't want to start using him at a con
04:31 <MekkisScreen> could you print off a sheet or two for me for the con?
04:53 <MekkisScreen> if/when I level Berknet or rebuild Nightmare
04:57 <Avatar> yeah
05:00 <Avatar> I need more printer ink
05:21 <MekkisScreen> laser printers ftw
06:01 <MekkisScreen> do you have a chelish character?
06:12 <Avatar> no, Snake was my cheliax character
06:13 <Avatar> I gotta run
06:22 <MekkisScreen> Berknet should soon be able to afford helllknight plate
06:29 <MekkisScreen> have a nice day at work
06:41 <MekkisScreen> don't get caught!
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11:43 <Steven> i got dropped from server
11:49 <Steven> this server is a dick!
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01:32 <Mekkis> Itzamna: Gnome Summoner 8
01:46 <Mekkis> Grolschmir: Gnome sword-bomber 7
02:01 <Mekkis> Deceased: Elvish Insurance Agent 6-7
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03:43 <Avatar> what is 6-7
03:46 <Avatar> are you between levels
03:50 <Mekkis> more or less
04:01 <Mekkis> I think I applied credit
04:11 <Mekkis> but there might have been a reporting mishap
04:12 <Avatar> yeah apply it
04:23 <Avatar> check !!
04:30 <MekkisScreen> [A
05:12 <MekkisScreen> MOIN
16:15 <Mekkis> so
16:21 <Mekkis> Anyone here?
21:24 <Mekkis> I might want to give grolsch a go
21:44 <Avatar> do it
21:52 <Avatar> don't think I will get upset, I won't
24:40 <Mekkis> know any good places to get tom yum in South Yarra?
25:56 <Avatar> nah, in the city
26:01 <Avatar> chinatown
28:20 <Mort-> So the whole channel is having a party on sat leaving me without games on the week end again i take it?
28:32 * Mort- sighs
28:33 <Mekkis> you're invited!
28:43 <Avatar> yeah come along mort
28:52 <Avatar> you will be the guest of honour
29:03 <Mekkis> yep!
29:38 <Mort-> Right. Where in lucifers name is it?
29:39 <Mort-> Melbourne?
29:40 <Mort-> Wtf. There isn't anyway i can get there in 48 h
29:41 <Mort-> Good grief.
29:56 <Avatar> oh there's a way
29:57 <Mekkis> http://www.airfaresflights.com.au/multibooksearch.asp?trip=flights&From=SIN&to=MEL&type=Return&begdate=10%2F05%2F2012&begdatem=10+2012&begdated=5&enddate=10%2F08%2F2012&enddatem=10+2012&enddated=8&class=ECONOMY&adult=1&child=0&U26=ON&Eaddy=Your+Email+Address&Submit10=Qholidays&Search=Qholidays
30:00 * Mort- is seriously sulky now.
30:13 <Avatar> we'll get you to melb if it's the last thing we do !!!!!!
30:14 <Mort-> Right. I have no leave. No $$
30:18 <Mort-> Sure.
30:23 <Mort-> It won't happen.
30:33 <Avatar> just quit
30:39 * Mort- goes off to a corner to sulk more
30:52 <Mort-> Come on. Rl first
30:59 <Avatar> tell them you're very thankful for the opportunity to work for them for all these years but now a pathfinder con is on and you need to play
31:04 <Mort-> I shall chase my own tail all weekend then.
31:43 <Avatar> this is your chance at long last to prove you have a tail
31:57 <Avatar> or disprove ......?
32:18 <Mort-> Avatar. You're rediculous
32:19 <Mort-> Would you believe I'm skipping a session of serpents skull because work is busy lately
32:19 <Mort-> And i don't want to get so tired i screw up?
32:30 <Mort-> I can't make it there sadly
32:45 <Mort-> Hydra has the proof of my tail already
33:05 <Mekkis> Mort-, I was on a train for like 13 hours today so I could attend the con!
33:23 <Mort-> If you see oster. He also has proof of my tail
33:24 <Mort-> He has seen me in real life
34:11 <Mort-> I also typically have no books :d
35:25 <Mekkis> so Mort-...
35:57 <Mekkis> take SQ217 on Friday and SQ218 on Monday. 
36:07 <Mekkis> You'll be able to go to work on Monday, even!
36:16 <Avatar> Mekkis: I can bring Snickers to golemworks if it fits the party better
36:24 <Avatar> I sort of just chose buck at random
36:29 <Avatar> they are both 8
36:41 <Avatar> oh wait, a wizard signed up
36:49 <Mekkis> then I'll bring Deceased
36:59 <Mekkis> (unless I've met that wizard before)
37:04 <Avatar> what level is deceased
37:10 <Avatar> it's gitsh
37:15 <Mekkis> 7
37:34 <Avatar> I want to play up
37:39 <Avatar> still good too
37:40 <Mort-> Ranged weapons. divine hunters are good to go
37:40 <Mort-> Ops
37:40 <Mort-> Wrong place
37:40 <Mort-> Yay for you
37:40 <Mort-> Ask hydra to attend the con too
37:40 <Mort-> While you're at it
37:40 * Mort- sulks in a corner
37:50 <Mekkis> hey
37:53 <Mekkis> Hydrazine
37:59 <Mekkis> come to melbourne for the con!
38:14 <Mekkis> but Mort-: I've worked out your itinerary
38:25 <Mekkis> I think there's a spare bed in my room too
38:36 <Avatar> it's all organised mort
38:43 <Avatar> you have 48h go go go
38:53 <Mekkis> brb finding something that's foodlike
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43:51 <Mort-> So
43:58 <Mort-> That sucked
52:34 <MekkisScreen> ...
54:04 * Mort- relaxes and murs
58:24 <Avatar> I just realised we won't have a tank for that game
58:24 <Avatar> tristen's "fighter" is actually an archer
59:01 <Avatar> I don't think grolschmir can tank 
59:53 <Mort-> Did i ever tell you what we had for a tank before?
00:02 <Mort-> Our tank had 21 ac ^^
00:26 <Mort-> 5 sorc / 4 pally
00:48 <Mort-> Ran around with a great sword. And mitiril chain shirt
00:52 <Mort-> Epic.
01:10 <Mekkis> which game, Avatar?
01:23 <Avatar> golemworks
01:34 <Mekkis> Perfection can tank
01:41 <Mekkis> with the right spells, so can Defunct
01:57 <Mort-> An eid can tank
01:59 <Avatar> ok good
02:02 <Avatar> what levels are those characters?
02:08 <Mort-> I'm not so sure about that imp
02:15 <Mort-> Itzamna is 8
02:22 <Avatar> yeah bring itzamna
02:26 <Mekkis> Deceased is 7
02:31 <Avatar> and your rod of wonde
02:32 <Avatar> r
02:37 <Mort-> Mage armor for defunct if you have to make him tank
02:48 <Mekkis> is it metagaming to buy a golembane scarab?
02:52 <Mort-> Also suggest bark skin
02:58 <Mort-> No
03:03 <Avatar> probably not
03:10 <Mekkis> perfection SLAUGHTERS humans
03:15 <Avatar> what does a golembane scarab do
03:17 <Mort-> I wanted to buy swarm bane scarab
03:27 <Avatar> we'll be able to buy shit at the very beginning of the scenario anyway and we'll be told about the scenario
03:29 <Mekkis> ignore DR of golems
03:32 <Mort-> Amof human bane
04:00 <Mort-> I want holy amof but its 20 k :(
04:07 <Mekkis> Avatar, where do you want to meet tomorrow?
04:18 <Mekkis> I plan on being asleep until 9 or 10 or noon
06:13 <Avatar> do you know the arcade on bourke st
06:17 <Avatar> between swanston and russell 
06:30 <Mekkis> vaguely
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06:42 <Mekkis> Bourke st? around 700?
06:43 <Avatar> that will do
06:56 <Mekkis> NAB/Ericsson buildings?
06:57 <Avatar> 5
07:12 <Avatar> I don't know where NAB/Ericsson is
07:16 <Mekkis> 707
07:19 <Mekkis> or 808
07:49 <Avatar> what
08:30 <Mekkis> ah
08:36 <Mekkis> now I do
08:57 <Mekkis> I'll be around there. what time?
09:08 <Avatar> 5pm
09:13 <Mekkis> ok
12:50 <Avatar> is golembane scarab core?
13:07 <Avatar> how have I never heard of it
18:15 <Mekkis> it's 3.5
18:22 <Mekkis> I think it's Pathfinder too
19:05 <hoxp> interesting
19:25 <Avatar> pathfinder core
19:33 <Mekkis> page?
19:37 <Mekkis> have you played D&D/Pathfinder before?
19:46 <Avatar> it's right there in an area of wondrous items I look at a lot
19:56 <Avatar> I use the SRD pdf
20:09 <Avatar> p493 if that helps
20:22 <Mekkis> ah
20:23 <hoxp> no i have not
20:26 <Mekkis> p530
20:32 <Mekkis> it takes up neck slot now
20:38 <hoxp> warhammer i have played
20:45 <hoxp> i use to be into that
20:54 <Avatar> are you wearing anything important on your neck slot
21:06 <hoxp> i am just having a look at pathfinder now looks amazing
21:20 <Mekkis> Perfection is
21:25 <Mekkis> a humanbane AoMF
21:35 <Avatar> only one of my characters does, and that's because I had so much money I didn't know what to do with it
21:52 <Mekkis> actually, I haven't played Perfection since she became large
21:56 <Avatar> what is MF
22:02 <Mekkis> Mighty Fists
22:29 <Mekkis> it is pretty amazing
22:32 <Mekkis> where are you from?
22:32 <Mekkis> I also commissioned a mini for Perfection, but it's not ready yet
22:39 <hoxp> sydney you?
22:55 <Mekkis> brisbane. Currently in SA
22:57 <Avatar> find me some lego men
22:58 <Mekkis> heading eastwards
23:07 <hoxp> yeh?
23:12 <hoxp> holidaying?
23:21 <Avatar> Brunius: bring the witch !!!!!!!
23:27 <Mekkis> yeah. Going to a convention in Melbourne
23:41 <hoxp> cool
24:11 <Avatar> are you coming brunius
29:08 <MekkisScreen> it happens, Steven
29:51 <kapow> god damn it my alarm failed :/
30:24 <hoxp> dont worry
30:32 <Mekkis> that's OK
30:32 <hoxp> or is it crucial?
30:58 <Mekkis> are you coming down, kapow?
32:26 <kapow> for unicon?
34:18 <Mekkis> ja
37:06 <kapow> won't know until tomorrow tax return hasn't gone in today yet
37:11 <kapow> if it doesn't tomorrow no
37:23 <Mekkis> ah
37:46 <Mekkis> is White Tail a rogue?
38:21 <Avatar> sorry?
38:24 <Avatar> who is white tail
38:30 <Mekkis> John's elf
39:17 <Avatar> no idea
39:20 <Avatar> is john going
40:35 <kapow> now you said i could get pretty much anything made half price by your cohort for tonights game right?
40:47 <Mekkis> pretty much
40:50 <Mekkis> give me a list
41:11 <kapow> aight expect list in like an hour or so
41:12 <Mekkis> and it depends on how much my character likes you
41:41 <Mekkis> probably
42:00 <Mekkis> haven't heard
42:20 <kapow> my character will rag on guns
42:27 <Avatar> that says to me probably not
42:33 <Mekkis> guns?
42:35 <Avatar> it's not like he doesn't use warhorn
42:43 <Mekkis> didn't Daniel say no gunslingers?
42:56 <Mekkis> does he?
44:29 <Avatar> yeah
46:05 <kapow> yeah he did
49:34 * Mort- draws upon her magic to make herself a shiny blue pillow
49:43 * Mort- takes a nap on the pillow
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53:50 <kapow> Three times per day as a swift action, the wearer of expeditious
53:50 <kapow> armor can summon a burst of speed and gain a +10-foot
53:51 <kapow> enhancement bonus on all modes of movement for 1 round.
53:51 <kapow> This ability can be applied to any kind of armor, but not shields.
53:56 <kapow> would that apply to step up mekkis?
54:28 <Mekkis> no
55:38 <Brunius> The Vendilion Clique didn't sell on ebay
55:41 <Brunius> So I might not be coming
55:44 <Brunius> I'll have to see how much Dungeon of Magic will pay
57:30 <Mort-> Big bru!
57:49 * Mort- fluffs all over big bru
57:53 <Brunius> Mawrt!
58:22 <Avatar> what?
58:26 * Mort- jumps onto big bru's shoulder
58:38 <Brunius> The magic card I was selling to finance unicon didn't sell
58:45 <Brunius> So I will have to see what other sellers will pay for it
58:56 <Avatar> I'll cover you if you pay me back later
59:00 * Mort- nuzzles big bru's cheek
59:08 * Mort- purrs
00:55 <kapow> can you pm me mr floods #?
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01:33 * Mort- paws bru's earlobe
02:57 <kapow> nvm
03:10 <kapow> the book references golarian setting
05:33 <Mekkis> what's your concept?
06:50 <kapow> Full Plate + 1     2,650gp
06:50 <kapow> Mithril Tower Shield + 1   2,530gp
06:50 <kapow> Adamantite Scimitar    5,015gp
06:50 <kapow> Ring of the Sublime   2,000gp
06:58 <kapow> the tower shield specialist at 7th level mekkis
07:01 <kapow> that so far
07:01 <Mekkis> ah
07:06 <Mekkis> can't do rings
07:27 <kapow> damn it thats like the most important one of the lot of them
07:38 <kapow> the other stuff would be additional enchants to armour/wep
07:40 * Mekkis flicks mort's tail
07:47 <kapow> and buff belts
07:54 <Avatar> mort he's too young
08:03 <kapow> probably a +2 str +2 dex belt that 5000 gp crafted
08:12 <Avatar> that is uh
08:18 <kapow> and deflection bracers
08:18 <Mekkis> yeah. I'm more your age
08:19 <Mekkis> :S
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08:22 <Avatar> statutory rape
08:22 * Mort- tailslaps mekkis
08:33 <Mekkis> you can get deflection brcers?
08:34 <Brunius> I am currently below the age of consent
08:43 <Mekkis> don't make me send defunct after you, Mort- 
08:54 <Mekkis> he can Bamf over there pretty quickly
08:59 <Brunius> Avatar: Only for like a month more
09:07 <Avatar> still
09:07 <Mort-> Ill climb up a tree!
09:12 <Avatar> have to milk this while we can
09:33 <Mort-> And what made you guys think dirty
09:34 <Mekkis> Mort-, fly 50' (perfect)
09:52 <kapow> i meant the bracers that give deflection bonus to ac
09:53 <Brunius> Man, looks like Dungeon of Magic won't buy it :S
10:01 <Mort-> Ok time to burrow
10:02 <Mekkis> they're rings
10:09 <Mort-> Just do an odd job
10:29 <kapow> ah
10:30 <Brunius> Huh
10:38 <Brunius> Ctrl + L is clear in xchat...
10:52 <kapow> BRACERS OF ARMOR
10:55 <Mekkis> good games will
11:05 <Mekkis> armour bonus to AC
11:10 <Brunius> Yeah, for what, 20 bucks?
11:17 <Mort-> Dude. I'm just being a nice and affectionate familiar
11:27 <kapow> doesn't add to wearing actual armour does it?
11:35 <Mekkis> no
11:51 <Mort-> Uh don't you have pocket money?
12:04 <Mekkis> Brunius, yeah... about that
12:20 <Mort-> And mek + avatar
12:29 <Mort-> You two are thinking firstw
12:35 <Mort-> Dirty
12:39 <Mekkis> me?
12:41 <Brunius> Go on, Mekkis
12:41 <Mekkis> how?
12:51 <Mekkis> you'll get about $20
12:57 <Mort-> Yes you. I'm just doing what a meow would do
13:07 <Brunius> Oh, the way you said that made me think there was more
13:10 <Mekkis> what? Bamf
13:12 <Brunius> about that as in "here's some more info"
13:13 <Mort-> Oh mek is paying you?
13:18 <Brunius> not "yeah, that's about right"
13:30 <Mort-> No
13:35 <Mekkis> http://c2lo.reverbnation.com/audio_player/download_song_direct/14436403
13:41 <Mort-> I am just being friendly to bru
13:43 <Mort-> Nothing else
13:59 <Brunius> Mekkis: So who else does mtg buying in Melbourne?
14:06 <Mekkis> not sure
14:08 <Mekkis> ummm
14:12 <Mekkis> Games Lab?
14:15 <Mort-> And all of you say bru is too young
14:17 <Brunius> There's Dungeons of Magic, Good Games, Games Lab
14:28 <Mort-> Mek I've curled around you before
14:35 <Mort-> And no issue.
14:46 <Mekkis> I was born last century, Mort- 
15:00 <Mekkis> I was born when there was a USSR
15:21 <Brunius> I was born last millenium, Mekkis
15:35 <Mekkis> was there a USSR?
15:40 <Mort-> I was born last century too
15:42 <Mort-> Big deal.
15:43 <Mekkis> was there a USSR?
15:58 <Mort-> Yes there was a ussr
16:10 <Mekkis> Brunius, do you know what USSR stands for?
16:12 * Mort- growls
16:21 <Brunius> Man, I don't know
16:24 <Brunius> I don't remember that far back
16:24 <Mekkis> that reminds me...
16:33 <Mekkis> have you heard about the game Welltris?
16:39 <Brunius> United Soviet States of Russia?
16:47 <kapow> so everything else bar rings you could make?
16:57 <Brunius> I could be wrong
16:58 <Brunius> Yes
16:59 <Brunius> I have.
17:03 <Mekkis> Union of Soviet Socialist Republics
17:05 <Mekkis> not wands, not staffs
17:09 <Mekkis> staves
17:11 <Mekkis> have you seen the copy protection?
17:18 <Mekkis> just arms, armour and wonderous items
17:20 <Mort-> No
17:40 <Brunius> On Welltris? No.
17:47 <Mort-> Mek. Are you shy around girls?
17:50 * Mort- grins
18:34 * Mort- keeps her tail to herself
18:37 <Mekkis> somewhat.. not that much anymore
18:51 <Mort-> Ah ok good
19:05 <Mort-> So in jan when you pop over here i can say hi to you?
19:09 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/1985_flag.png Name the capital
19:14 <Mekkis> sure. If I go over there
19:16 * Mort- grins moar
19:37 <Brunius> Not Found
19:42 <kapow> yup
19:44 <Brunius> The requested URL /~mekkis/1985_flag.png was not found on this server.
19:44 <Mort-> Not found
19:44 <Mekkis> it's not uploaded yet
19:53 <kapow> when are you adding rings to that collection?
19:58 <Mort-> Ok so ill walk up to you and say
19:58 <Mekkis> debug1: Roaming not allowed by server
19:58 <Mekkis> debug1: SSH2_MSG_SERVICE_REQUEST sent
19:58 <Mekkis> debug1: SSH2_MSG_SERVICE_ACCEPT received
19:58 <Mekkis> debug1: Authentications that can continue: publickey,gssapi-keyex,gssapi-with-mic,password,keyboard-interactive
20:09 <Mekkis> SYN
20:10 <Mekkis> ACK
20:14 <Mekkis> SYNACK!
20:21 <Mort-> Hi mekkis. I'm mort
20:26 <Mort-> As you can see - i have a tail.
20:26 <Mort-> Right?
20:30 <Mekkis> yep
20:31 <kapow> also if i took leadership whats the highest level cohort i could have at 7th level?
20:40 <kapow> and does daniel let cohort fight?
20:42 <Mekkis> then I'll get you to take me to somewhere with a tom yum
20:59 <kapow> and do they get equipment out of my $$$$$ or an allotment of thier own
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21:06 <Mekkis> try now Brunius 
21:07 <Mort-> I  don't know where there is good tom yum
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21:19 <Mort-> I don't eat tom yum.
21:26 <Mort-> I see the word image
21:51 <Brunius> The images "http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/1985_flag.png" cannot be displayed bcause it contains errors
21:55 <Brunius> image, rather
21:58 * Mort- grins
22:12 * Mort- nibbles mekkis while waiting
22:14 <Mekkis> refresh now
22:49 <Mort-> Moscow?
22:55 <Mekkis> no
23:01 <Mekkis> wrong country too
23:20 <Brunius> Latvia?
23:35 <Mekkis> Capital
23:46 <Mekkis> Latvia's a country
23:55 <Brunius> Hell man, I don't know
23:57 <Mort-> Petrograd?
24:15 <Wrothmonk> Armor proficiency doesn't remove spell failure correct?
24:41 <Mekkis> Brunius, the country is Latvia
24:45 <Mekkis> the capital is Riga
24:55 <Mekkis> but that's the copy protection Welltris uses
25:30 * Mort- noms mekkis's cloak
25:43 <Mekkis> I haven't made my cloak yet
25:44 <kapow> negative
25:49 * Mekkis points his wand at Mort- 
26:21 <Mort-> Avada kedava?
26:33 <Mekkis> no verbal components
26:47 <Wrothmonk> Oh! in that case I can get some better light armor for rumil. I was wondering why I chose to get light armor proficiency...
26:47 * Mort- noms mekkis fingers
27:26 <Mort-> Can i roll spellcraft on the wand?
28:01 <Mort-> Nom nom nom
28:05 <kapow> you can make amulets mekkis
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28:51 <Mekkis> you can try
29:41 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+18 spellcraft
29:42 <diebot> Mort-, spellcraft: [1d20=20] 38
29:53 <Mort-> Ok spill beans
31:42 <Hydrazine> There are specific feats to lower arcane spell failure chance.
33:06 <Mekkis> wide-angle cone of encoded infrared light
34:16 <Wrothmonk> Ah I see.
34:40 <Mort-> Oh dear
34:49 <Mort-> You're going to blind me?
34:58 * Mort- makes a grab for the wand
35:09 <Mort-> I guess you can aoo
35:09 <Mekkis> behind you, my stereo turns on
35:22 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+
35:23 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20+: [1d20=5] 5
35:36 <Mort-> That's a 6 since mod is 
35:41 <Mort-> +1
36:02 * Mort- winces at the noise
36:27 * Mort- does a full round withdraw action to get out of the noise
36:44 <Mekkis> is my music that bad¿
36:52 * Mekkis falls asleep
45:56 <Mort-> I'm sensitive
46:18 * Mort- gets ear muffs and a crayon
46:49 <Mort-> Actually make it a marker
47:41 <Brunius> Is it bad that I recognised what a wide-angle cone of encoded infrared light would be?
48:04 * Mort- wears the earmuffs, sneaks over to mekkis and uses the marker to draw whiskers and a moustache on his face
48:12 * Mort- giggles to herself
51:56 <Wrothmonk> Sup ppl. 
56:29 <Mort-> Sup!
02:27 <Steven> yay your back
02:29 <Steven> we missed you
06:43 <Hydrazine> Yay.
10:22 <Steven> so whats mekkis doing on monday?
10:26 <Steven> errrrrr
10:28 <Steven> wednesday even
11:06 <Avatar> mekkis are you about
14:33 <Brunius> Perils of the Pirate Pact, I think
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21:10 <Steven> sad panda....
21:18 <Steven> means i cant play.... oh well.
21:28 <Steven> ill just go cut some wood that day i guess
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