// #d&d — 2012-10-19
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00:00:16 <Mort-> Even without they are dangerous?
00:00:36 <Mekkis> Itzamna doesn't use his eidolon when she's not welcome
00:00:44 * Mort- wonders what happens with earth elementals on bard song
00:01:07 * Mort- wonders if earth elementals like music
00:01:27 <Mekkis> with Summon Monster IV, it's now a toss up between
00:01:38 <Mort-> Between what?
00:01:54 <Mekkis> 1d4+1 small earth elementals, hound archon, celestial lion, celestial rhino
00:02:30 * Mort- votes for hound archoo
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00:02:38 <Mekkis> it depends
00:02:39 <Mort-> Archon
00:02:55 <Mort-> Because they have paws and use a great sword
00:02:55 <Mekkis> sometimes you want to get the rhino to smite evil + charge for about 6d6+12 damage
00:03:01 <Mort-> How cool is that?
00:03:20 <Mekkis> but the archon has the Magic Circle vs Evil, which is good when fighting ghosts
00:03:32 <Mekkis> (Itzamna actually knows the spell, Summon Monster IV)
00:03:50 <Mort-> I'm going to play summoner play style
00:04:02 <Mort-> So yeah i should know what to summon
00:05:25 <Mort-> I think one of the coolest things to do with undead is to get yourself an undead mount
00:05:34 <Mort-> Flying one of course
00:05:42 <Mekkis> why?
00:05:50 <Mekkis> if you really want a mount, planar binding is better
00:05:58 <Mort-> So you can say that my mount never tires
00:06:10 <Mort-> Planar binding is too much talking
00:06:17 <Mekkis> I know
00:06:25 <Mekkis> you're a sociopath towards DMs aren't you
00:06:26 <Mort-> Raising your own mount is easier
00:06:39 <Mort-> Got body? Ok summon away
00:07:00 <Mort-> Besides its nice to ride an undead steed
00:07:25 <Mort-> I should talk to practicing necromancers
00:07:37 <Mekkis> why?undead steeds STINK
00:07:44 <Mort-> Unfortunately Google groups is full of paladins ><
00:07:53 <Mort-> Skeletal ones have no smell
00:08:19 <Mort-> And you can have a hell horse that runs tirelessly
00:08:21 <Mekkis> skeletal ones don't fly
00:08:23 <Mort-> Never needs rest
00:08:38 <Mort-> They do if they had magical flight to begin with
00:08:50 <Mort-> Ie you started with a nightmare
00:09:00 <Mekkis> ummm I don't think so
00:09:08 <Mort-> They do
00:09:22 <Mort-> Read on the coolest things to raise
00:09:38 <Mort-> I know raising dragons is a bad idea
00:09:48 <Mort-> Because all dragons will chase you after that
00:10:03 <Mekkis> good luck going into any town like that
00:11:06 <Mort-> Yeah tell fluffy to stay in the sky till you get out of town
00:11:22 <Mort-> But the fun is if you can create juju zombies
00:11:34 <Mort-> Because those retain class levels
00:11:57 <Mort-> So if you got another caster. You can just get him to blast his way around too
00:18:01 <Mekkis> what class is this?
00:18:50 <Mort-> Say if you made a wizard a juju zombie?
00:19:10 <Mekkis> what class makes these zombies
00:19:13 <Mekkis> some form of Oracle which requires you to buy Yet Another Book?
00:19:13 <Mort-> But now I'm trying to see how to raise as a juju zombie
00:19:21 <Mort-> I don't know for certain
00:19:23 <Mort-> I doubt it
00:19:29 <Mort-> I think its uc or um
00:19:41 <Mort-> So the point is i don't need that book
00:19:48 <Mekkis> Section 15: Copyright Notice - Pathfinder Adventure Path #39: City of Seven Spears
00:20:28 <Mekkis> they're not zombies
00:21:14 <Mort-> What?
00:21:50 <Mekkis> ah
00:21:53 <Mekkis> Bestiary 2
00:22:02 <Mekkis> hmmm
00:22:17 <Mekkis> is Mort- planning on creating some?
00:22:26 <Mort-> No
00:22:33 <Mekkis> should Deceased?
00:22:37 <Mort-> Mort will not touch that stuff
00:22:39 <Mort-> Up to him
00:22:43 <Mort-> Not my business
00:22:48 <Mekkis> what would Mort- do if he did?
00:23:07 <Mort-> Throw him in an aqueous orb
00:23:41 <Mort-> You won't be able to get the level 6 spell of create undead i think
00:24:10 <Mekkis> you need to use Create Undead?
00:24:18 <Mort-> Besides after that you need to use command undead. I don't think your cha is that good
00:24:26 <Mort-> From what I've read of it
00:24:48 <Mort-> Under variant zombie templates it doesn't show juju
00:26:44 <Mort-> Mort doesn't have ancestral spirits to call upon for this kind of stuff
00:27:01 <Mekkis> nope
00:27:26 <Mort-> You can't just animate dead and summon as per normal right
00:27:34 <Mort-> For adding juju template
00:27:49 <Mekkis> I want to play a Worm That Walks
00:28:26 <Mort-> Synthesist
00:28:28 <Mort-> Go have fun
00:28:40 <Mekkis> doeswn't work
00:29:04 <Mort-> Druid?
00:29:10 <Mort-> can they change into swarm?
00:29:17 <Mort-> It might work.
00:29:25 <Mort-> Polymorph big worn
00:29:27 <Mort-> Worm
00:30:15 <Mekkis> nah
00:30:25 <Mekkis> you should DM a campaign where I can play one, Mort-
00:30:39 <Mekkis> ah
00:30:42 <Mekkis> Create Undead works
00:47:21 <Mort-> Create undead what,
00:54:11 <Mekkis> juju zombie
00:56:39 <Mekkis> do you think that Deceased could get away with changing his alignment?
00:58:22 <Mekkis> It then helps to say bumph like; "But pointing fingers isn't going to help here, so let's look at what we need to do to fix it." What you actually mean is "Let's look at how much extra consulting I'm going to charge you to fix it," which of course you will have - coincidentally, just as a contingency, of course - already have prepared in advance.
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01:13:21 <Mort-> Dont be evil
01:13:57 <Mort-> Don't know how you're going to get your create undead to heel though
01:14:28 <Mort-> You'll need command undead and your cha isn't that good to do the checmp
01:14:30 <Mort-> Checks
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01:18:14 <Mort-> Gee
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06:11:46 <Avatar> the impression I get is that you can't change alignment in pfs
06:13:46 <Ziria> I've always thought you can do that
06:13:53 <Avatar> how
06:14:11 <Ziria> mm, just decide to do it?
06:14:27 <Ziria> also some other players in finland have done it
06:14:49 <Ziria> but no, I don't have now data to back it up
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06:21:09 <Avatar> maybe I should change alignments every scenario ?
06:21:47 <Ballig> do it
06:21:58 <Ballig> it's not auditible and therefore not enforceable!
06:22:02 <Avatar> haha
06:22:31 <Avatar> for anyone not in the know, that is a joke that SOMEBODY thinks makes it okay to change rules
06:55:20 <Brunius> Huh, we were actually arguing about that in class yesterday
06:58:34 <Avatar> huh
06:58:42 <Ballig> huh
06:58:45 <Brunius> huh
07:19:06 <OsterGuard> So many options
07:19:14 <Steven> that then becomes blood stock
07:19:40 <Steven> if they all rocking low humanity scores go with power seeking
07:20:10 <Steven> if they all try to preserve their humanity go with the good ole fashioned slaughtering of some innocents
07:20:53 <OsterGuard> I think I'll stick with the night club, and have a bunch of guys from the prince come in and tell them that the night club isn't open game anymore and start firing off magnesium rounds
07:20:57 <OsterGuard> But then again...
07:22:43 <OsterGuard> maybe add in a mcguffin they steal
07:22:54 <OsterGuard> So the NPCs go after it
07:23:38 <Steven> then you could have the first liet show up and give em a tune up
07:23:55 <OsterGuard> mmm
07:23:57 <OsterGuard> yes
07:24:27 <Steven> really cementing the hate for the organization
07:24:49 <mortswishytail> The players are vamp?
07:28:07 <OsterGuard> yep
07:31:26 <OsterGuard> can you see my messages?
07:32:28 <OsterGuard> can you see my messages?
07:32:38 <Steven> yes
07:32:41 <OsterGuard> at least the ones i sent just before
07:32:42 <OsterGuard> ?
07:32:43 <Steven> sorry, im distracted
07:32:46 <OsterGuard> That's fine
07:32:58 <OsterGuard> I've been having problems on other IRC channels
07:40:02 <OsterGuard> I gotta go now
07:40:04 <OsterGuard> night
07:40:57 <Steven> see ya
07:41:05 <Steven> im going to try to sleep as well.
07:41:30 <Steven> this awake thing sucks just as bad as i have been lead to believe...
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07:44:05 <Mekkis> As Far As I Can Tell, the rules permit the player to state an alignment change
07:44:06 <philraw> any games starting?
07:45:23 <philraw> Are there ay games going?
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08:19:30 <Mekkis> is it true that Australia generally doesn't stamp an Australian passport on entry or exit to Australia?
09:05:26 * Mekkis glomps Mort-
09:18:59 <Mekkis> wow
09:19:02 <Mekkis> a new BOFH!
09:19:07 * Mekkis is excited
09:24:54 <Mort-> What's that?
09:25:03 <Mort-> What's a glomp?
09:25:08 <Mort-> And a bofh?
09:26:54 <Mekkis> http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/10/18/bofh_2012_episode_9/
09:44:00 <Mekkis> Mort-, you should read the BOFH
09:44:09 <Mekkis> http://bofh.ntk.net/BOFH/
09:49:18 <Mort-> Too tech
09:49:23 <Mort-> Don't geddit
09:49:37 <Mekkis> you're missing out!
09:49:37 <Mort-> Some kind of geek story
09:49:51 <Mort-> Probably more hydras taste then mine
09:50:35 <Mort-> I didnt think you could get excited mek
09:51:55 <Mort-> I learnt some things today though
09:52:10 <Mekkis> that's good
09:52:28 * Mort- reads undead creation for dummies. A guide for the rest of us
09:52:49 <Mort-> The thing is i have no idea what you would want tons of undead for
09:52:56 <Mekkis> nor do I
09:53:04 <Mort-> If canon fodder they block your way to the bad guns
09:53:05 <Mekkis> I don't see the point of any
09:53:06 <Mort-> Guys
09:53:26 <Mort-> From what i read there isn't really a way to increase their damage by much
09:53:48 <Mort-> Again can you argue the same about summoned creatures?
09:54:07 <Mort-> How much can 3 small earth elementals do
09:56:53 <Mort-> On the other hand if you decide you lack space you can always summon lantern archons
09:57:07 <Mort-> A shit ton of them for kicks
09:57:25 <Mekkis> they're pretty effective, earth elementals
09:57:43 <Mekkis> put it this way, at 6th level, Itzamna generally summoned them
09:57:44 <Mort-> How much can 3 small ones do
09:57:47 <Mekkis> 1d3 earth elementals
09:57:53 <Mekkis> 1d8+7 damage, iirc
09:57:54 <Mort-> Small ones?
09:57:58 <Mekkis> yeah
09:58:02 <Mort-> At how much to hit?
09:58:10 <Mekkis> +6 I think
09:58:17 <Mort-> I'm doing 1d6+12 at 7
09:58:27 <Mekkis> earth mastery and power attack
09:58:29 <Mort-> Rapid. Multishot
09:58:36 <Mort-> And whatever
09:59:17 <Mort-> I think the issue is space though
09:59:34 <Mort-> A pc will definitely do more damage then a summon
09:59:47 <Mort-> Btw mek are you using augmented summon?
10:00:09 <Mekkis> no
10:00:34 <Mort-> Even without they are dangerous?
10:00:54 <Mekkis> Itzamna doesn't use his eidolon when she's not welcome
10:01:02 * Mort- wonders what happens with earth elementals on bard song
10:01:25 * Mort- wonders if earth elementals like music
10:01:45 <Mekkis> with Summon Monster IV, it's now a toss up between
10:01:56 <Mort-> Between what?
10:02:12 <Mekkis> 1d4+1 small earth elementals, hound archon, celestial lion, celestial rhino
10:02:48 * Mort- votes for hound archoo
10:02:56 <Mekkis> it depends
10:02:57 <Mort-> Archon
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10:03:12 <Mort-> Because they have paws and use a great sword
10:03:13 <Mekkis> sometimes you want to get the rhino to smite evil + charge for about 6d6+12 damage
10:03:19 <Mort-> How cool is that?
10:03:38 <Mekkis> but the archon has the Magic Circle vs Evil, which is good when fighting ghosts
10:03:50 <Mekkis> (Itzamna actually knows the spell, Summon Monster IV)
10:04:08 <Mort-> I'm going to play summoner play style
10:04:20 <Mort-> So yeah i should know what to summon
10:05:43 <Mort-> I think one of the coolest things to do with undead is to get yourself an undead mount
10:05:52 <Mort-> Flying one of course
10:06:00 <Mekkis> why?
10:06:08 <Mekkis> if you really want a mount, planar binding is better
10:06:16 <Mort-> So you can say that my mount never tires
10:06:28 <Mort-> Planar binding is too much talking
10:06:35 <Mekkis> I know
10:06:43 <Mekkis> you're a sociopath towards DMs aren't you
10:06:44 <Mort-> Raising your own mount is easier
10:06:56 <Mort-> Got body? Ok summon away
10:07:18 <Mort-> Besides its nice to ride an undead steed
10:07:43 <Mort-> I should talk to practicing necromancers
10:07:55 <Mekkis> why?undead steeds STINK
10:08:02 <Mort-> Unfortunately Google groups is full of paladins ><
10:08:11 <Mort-> Skeletal ones have no smell
10:08:37 <Mort-> And you can have a hell horse that runs tirelessly
10:08:39 <Mekkis> skeletal ones don't fly
10:08:41 <Mort-> Never needs rest
10:08:56 <Mort-> They do if they had magical flight to begin with
10:09:08 <Mort-> Ie you started with a nightmare
10:09:18 <Mekkis> ummm I don't think so
10:09:26 <Mort-> They do
10:09:39 <Mort-> Read on the coolest things to raise
10:09:55 <Mort-> I know raising dragons is a bad idea
10:10:06 <Mort-> Because all dragons will chase you after that
10:10:21 <Mekkis> good luck going into any town like that
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10:11:24 <Mort-> Yeah tell fluffy to stay in the sky till you get out of town
10:11:40 <Mort-> But the fun is if you can create juju zombies
10:11:51 <Mort-> Because those retain class levels
10:12:15 <Mort-> So if you got another caster. You can just get him to blast his way around too
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10:18:19 <Mekkis> what class is this?
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10:19:08 <Mort-> Say if you made a wizard a juju zombie?
10:19:29 <Mekkis> what class makes these zombies
10:19:31 <Mekkis> some form of Oracle which requires you to buy Yet Another Book?
10:19:31 <Mort-> But now I'm trying to see how to raise as a juju zombie
10:19:39 <Mort-> I don't know for certain
10:19:41 <Mort-> I doubt it
10:19:47 <Mort-> I think its uc or um
10:19:59 <Mort-> So the point is i don't need that book
10:20:06 <Mekkis> Section 15: Copyright Notice - Pathfinder Adventure Path #39: City of Seven Spears
10:20:46 <Mekkis> they're not zombies
10:21:32 <Mort-> What?
10:22:08 <Mekkis> ah
10:22:11 <Mekkis> Bestiary 2
10:22:20 <Mekkis> hmmm
10:22:36 <Mekkis> is Mort- planning on creating some?
10:22:44 <Mort-> No
10:22:52 <Mekkis> should Deceased?
10:22:54 <Mort-> Mort will not touch that stuff
10:22:57 <Mort-> Up to him
10:23:01 <Mort-> Not my business
10:23:06 <Mekkis> what would Mort- do if he did?
10:23:25 <Mort-> Throw him in an aqueous orb
10:23:59 <Mort-> You won't be able to get the level 6 spell of create undead i think
10:24:28 <Mekkis> you need to use Create Undead?
10:24:36 <Mort-> Besides after that you need to use command undead. I don't think your cha is that good
10:24:44 <Mort-> From what I've read of it
10:25:06 <Mort-> Under variant zombie templates it doesn't show juju
10:27:02 <Mort-> Mort doesn't have ancestral spirits to call upon for this kind of stuff
10:27:20 <Mekkis> nope
10:27:43 <Mort-> You can't just animate dead and summon as per normal right
10:27:51 <Mort-> For adding juju template
10:28:08 <Mekkis> I want to play a Worm That Walks
10:28:44 <Mort-> Synthesist
10:28:46 <Mort-> Go have fun
10:28:58 <Mekkis> doeswn't work
10:29:22 <Mort-> Druid?
10:29:28 <Mort-> can they change into swarm?
10:29:35 <Mort-> It might work.
10:29:43 <Mort-> Polymorph big worn
10:29:45 <Mort-> Worm
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10:30:33 <Mekkis> nah
10:30:44 <Mekkis> you should DM a campaign where I can play one, Mort-
10:30:57 <Mekkis> ah
10:31:00 <Mekkis> Create Undead works
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10:47:39 <Mort-> Create undead what,
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10:49:34 * MincedSushi dances
10:49:52 <childprostitutionrecruitment> hi
10:49:55 <childprostitutionrecruitment> asl?
10:50:17 <MincedSushi> 7/t/behind you
10:50:54 * MincedSushi stabs Cpr repeatedly
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10:52:00 <MincedSushi> Apparently irc didnt like violent murder
10:52:09 <MincedSushi> :I
10:54:29 <Mekkis> juju zombie
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10:55:10 <MincedSushi> >>
10:55:32 <MincedSushi> Who be you?
10:56:10 <hong> google: youtube 1000 ways to die chinese rapper
10:56:57 <Mekkis> do you think that Deceased could get away with changing his alignment?
10:57:10 <hong> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir7cv-IhkKs
10:58:41 <Mekkis> It then helps to say bumph like; "But pointing fingers isn't going to help here, so let's look at what we need to do to fix it." What you actually mean is "Let's look at how much extra consulting I'm going to charge you to fix it," which of course you will have - coincidentally, just as a contingency, of course - already have prepared in advance.
11:01:40 <Hydrazine> Its a sushi.
11:02:11 <Hydrazine> So if you did mince sushi... you'd get like.. ground fish?
11:02:23 <Hydrazine> And then you could season it up, add an egg, and make fishburgers?
11:02:26 <Hydrazine> I'm cool with that.
11:05:20 <hong> u cool?
11:05:23 <hong> im cool
11:05:28 <hong> every1s cool
11:05:31 <hong> cool
11:05:46 <MincedSushi> Sounds good except it wouldnt be
11:05:57 <hong> not cool?
11:06:11 <hong> its not cool to be not coo
11:06:12 <Hydrazine> texture would probably suck.
11:06:20 <MincedSushi> Fish and rice patties would be horrible!
11:06:23 <hong> yeh uleh man cool
11:06:36 <MekkisScreen> something says that we SHOULD complain to Telstra Bigpond about hong.
11:06:39 <hong> yeh fish not cool
11:06:47 <MekkisScreen> Perhaps the AFP too.
11:06:51 <hong> poor fish
11:07:05 <Hydrazine> Don't you get all sympathetic towards animals at me.
11:07:12 <hong> how would u like a steel hook rip into your mouth?
11:07:30 <Hydrazine> You know how many millions of things your ancestors had to kill just to get you here?
11:07:38 <hong> u think the poor fish dont feel it? they feel every bit of it
11:07:51 <Hydrazine> You think fish deserve the same rights as people?
11:07:57 <Hydrazine> We should give 'em the vote too, right?
11:07:59 <hong> the didnt use hooks and rods back then
11:08:04 <hong> it was humane
11:08:07 <Hydrazine> No, they used spears and rocks.
11:08:20 <MekkisScreen> how would you like to be recruited as a child prodtitute, as your username suggests?
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11:08:41 <Hydrazine> one shot kill by the Mek.
11:08:44 <Hydrazine> FIRST BLOOD.
11:08:48 <MekkisScreen> wow that was effective
11:08:58 <Hydrazine> Kinda surprised yourself with that one huh?
11:09:42 <Hydrazine> whats AFP stand for?
11:09:42 <MekkisScreen> I'm somewhat serious about that. Child Prostitution isn't really something to joke about
11:09:51 <MekkisScreen> Australian Federal Police
11:09:55 <Hydrazine> Ah.
11:10:37 <Hydrazine> I agree. Not something to joke about. But how quick he pulled a Brave Sir Robin, thats something to joke about.
11:11:08 <MekkisScreen> yeah. I couldn't get his IP
11:13:39 <Mort-> Dont be evil
11:14:15 <Mort-> Don't know how you're going to get your create undead to heel though
11:14:46 <Mort-> You'll need command undead and your cha isn't that good to do the checmp
11:14:48 <Mort-> Checks
11:18:32 <Mort-> Gee
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11:21:08 <Steven> Hey Peoples!
11:29:58 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: want a computer or two?
11:31:49 <MincedSushi> >>
11:51:09 <Steven> sup sup sushi and mekkis
12:24:51 <MincedSushi> Work :/
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13:24:52 <Steven> i hate funeral/memorial services...
13:33:36 <MincedSushi> They arw rather slow
13:34:15 <Steven> im talking about the setting up of them.
13:35:38 <Steven> so many details.
13:36:26 <MincedSushi> Why you?
13:37:54 <Steven> because my mom is not able to handle it all.
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16:08:40 <Brunius> I should update Bairaqs sheet on the site
16:09:09 <Mekkis> !recentsheets
16:09:13 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 19 00:08 431 Gustav
16:09:13 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 14 00:08 447 Butaro
16:09:13 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 14 00:07 371 Hokubi
16:09:13 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 13 00:07 473 Judas
16:09:13 <diebot> Mekkis, Oct 11 00:07 471 Henry
16:10:16 <Mekkis> Brunius, ok
16:10:42 <Mekkis> Regarding your 3.5e broken 10th level character
16:10:52 <Mekkis> Paladin 2 / sorcerer 8
16:11:41 <Mekkis> Feats: Otherworldly, Assume Supernatural Ability (alternate form), Improved Supernatural Ability (alternate form), Something else (doesn't matter)
16:12:04 <Avatar> the impression I get is that you can't change alignment in pfs
16:12:17 <Mekkis> Important items: lesser rod of metamagic quicken
16:12:46 <Mekkis> ability scores don't really matter, just keep con high I guess
16:12:57 <Mekkis> that's all you need
16:14:04 <Ziria> I've always thought you can do that
16:14:10 <Avatar> how
16:14:29 <Ziria> mm, just decide to do it?
16:14:45 <Ziria> also some other players in finland have done it
16:15:06 <Ziria> but no, I don't have now data to back it up
16:21:27 <Avatar> maybe I should change alignments every scenario ?
16:22:05 <Ballig> do it
16:22:16 <Ballig> it's not auditible and therefore not enforceable!
16:22:20 <Avatar> haha
16:22:26 <Avatar> I should fix up Judas' sheet after that first game
16:22:43 <Avatar> pushing assault turned out to be garbage
16:22:49 <Avatar> for anyone not in the know, that is a joke that SOMEBODY thinks makes it okay to change rules
16:45:28 <Brunius> New Bairaq sheet up, point it out to me if you see any problems
16:55:38 <Brunius> Huh, we were actually arguing about that in class yesterday
16:58:52 <Avatar> huh
16:59:00 <Ballig> huh
16:59:03 <Brunius> huh
17:10:46 <Avatar> link it
17:12:38 <Mekkis> !findchar Bairaq
17:12:41 <diebot> Mekkis, Character: Bairaq, number: 333( http://www.pfrpg.com.au/viewchar.php5?char=333 )
17:14:19 <Avatar> no he has to link it
17:15:14 <Mekkis> Brunius, you get more spells right?
17:15:24 <Brunius> Not at this level
17:15:26 <Brunius> Just the one
17:15:29 <Brunius> I think
17:15:43 <Avatar> I think that's right
17:15:47 <Brunius> Actually you could be right
17:15:51 <Brunius> High Cha and all
17:15:51 <Avatar> getting paladin spell slots is a bit dumb
17:16:32 <Brunius> One spell from paladin at this level
17:17:02 <Mekkis> with 20 cha you get two bonus level 1 spells
17:17:08 <Brunius> Schweet
17:17:21 <Brunius> Dump it all into lesser restoration!
17:17:29 <Mekkis> and I thought 5th level paladins got one slot!
17:17:51 <Avatar> shit that is an excellent point to consider
17:17:51 <Mekkis> (also: consider preparing Bless Weapon. It's Good. Really Good)
17:18:03 <Avatar> it's Really Good for your allies
17:18:19 <Avatar> then you can play with mekkis and he can benefit from his recommendation
17:18:21 <Mekkis> yeah. Because you kill the enemy faster so it does less damage
17:18:35 <Mekkis> Avatar, you realise that Bless Weapon only works on your own weapons?
17:18:57 <Avatar> maybe
17:19:00 <Mort-> I like bless weapon spell
17:19:06 <Mort-> I actually have oils of that stuff
17:19:08 <Mort-> Lol
17:19:10 <Avatar> no it doesn't
17:19:14 <Mekkis> it doesn't?
17:19:14 <Avatar> weapon touched
17:19:15 <Mekkis> wow
17:19:19 <Mekkis> I thought it did
17:19:33 <Mekkis> (but still, it's a good spell. Automatic crits are good)
17:20:05 <Avatar> shit now I think I should get 20 cha on my paladin
17:20:06 <Mort-> Yeah
17:20:11 <Mort-> I have bless weapon oil
17:20:12 <Brunius> Wait what
17:20:15 <Brunius> Automatic crits?
17:20:16 <Mort-> On my melee characters
17:20:19 <Mort-> Ya
17:20:25 <Mort-> I told you before bru
17:20:26 <Avatar> yeah auto crits
17:20:28 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Bless Weapon
17:20:31 <diebot> Mekkis, BLESS WEAPON transmutation ([]) paladin 1 1 standard action Range: touch Duration: 1 min./level Save: none SR:no
17:20:31 <Brunius> No you didn't
17:20:32 <diebot> This transmutation makes a weapon strike true against evil foes. The weapon is treated as having a +1 enhancement bonus for the purpose of bypassing the DR of evil creatures or striking evil incorporeal creatures (though the spell doesn't grant an actual enhancement bonus). The weapon also becomes good-aligned, which means it can bypass the DR of
17:20:32 <diebot> certain creatures. (This effect overrides and suppresses any other alignment the weapon might have.) Individual arrows or bolts can be transmuted, but affected projectile weapons (such as bows) don't confer the benefit to the projectiles they shoot. In addition, all critical hit rolls against evil foes are automatically successful, so every threat
17:20:32 <diebot> is a critical hit. This last effect does not apply to any weapon that already has a magical effect related to critical hits, such as a keen weapon or a vorpal sword.
17:20:33 <Mort-> Get a falchiom
17:20:46 <Mort-> We had this conversation before
17:21:02 <Brunius> You told me get a falchion, and I said "no"
17:21:07 <Mort-> Falchion. Bless weapon. Profit
17:21:08 <Brunius> You didn't say anything about Bless Weapon
17:21:14 <Mort-> Argh
17:21:16 <Avatar> what is special about a falchion
17:21:24 <Mort-> 18-20 range
17:21:27 <Mekkis> not sure
17:21:31 <Avatar> rapier has 18-20 range
17:21:31 <Brunius> You mentioned a wand of bless weapon, once.
17:21:34 <Mekkis> I thought it was Just Another Sword
17:21:53 <Mekkis> Brunius, get a scythe
17:22:07 <Brunius> Not on this character
17:22:10 <Mekkis> :(
17:22:17 <Avatar> I could get a scythe
17:25:18 <Mort-> No
17:27:15 <Brunius> http://www.gumtree.com.au/s-ad/collingwood/other-jobs/night-time-watcher-required-30-p-h-neg-/1008226246
17:27:51 <Brunius> Shoulda gone with this when you were unemployed, Avatar
17:31:08 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: get something like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvpwBj28vpg
17:32:15 <Mort-> And pallies give me allergies
17:32:17 <Brunius> What, cast sun metal on it?
17:32:27 * Mort- sneezes approaching a pally
17:32:49 * Mort- looks at bru and sneezes
17:32:50 <MekkisScreen> No Brunius... I mean just buy a scythe like that
17:36:56 <MekkisScreen> I think they were going for about 120 euros
17:43:03 <Avatar> what
17:44:23 <Mekkis> As Far As I Can Tell, the rules permit the player to state an alignment change
17:44:24 <philraw> any games starting?
17:45:41 <philraw> Are there ay games going?
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17:55:05 <MekkisScreen> flaming scythes
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18:25:11 <Steven> well my moms finally going to bed
18:25:38 <Avatar> thank god for that
18:25:57 <Avatar> wait, that might be inappropriate
18:26:05 <Steven> no, its good
18:26:10 <Avatar> :o)
18:26:12 <Steven> shes been having problems sleeping
18:30:50 <Avatar> Uptime: 2wks 6days 39mins 38secs
19:29:22 <Mort-> Ziria!
19:29:34 * Mort- licks ziria
19:29:51 * kapow nibbles morts ear
19:32:35 * Mort- fluffs kapow happily
19:32:49 * Mort- purrs
19:44:42 <Hydrazine> Get a room!
19:45:07 <Mort-> Lol
20:49:52 * MincedSushi dances
20:50:10 <childprostitutionrecruitment> hi
20:50:13 <childprostitutionrecruitment> asl?
20:50:35 <MincedSushi> 7/t/behind you
20:51:12 * MincedSushi stabs Cpr repeatedly
20:52:18 <MincedSushi> Apparently irc didnt like violent murder
20:52:27 <MincedSushi> :I
20:55:28 <MincedSushi> >>
20:55:49 <MincedSushi> Who be you?
20:56:27 <hong> google: youtube 1000 ways to die chinese rapper
20:57:28 <hong> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir7cv-IhkKs
21:01:58 <Hydrazine> Its a sushi.
21:02:29 <Hydrazine> So if you did mince sushi... you'd get like.. ground fish?
21:02:40 <Hydrazine> And then you could season it up, add an egg, and make fishburgers?
21:02:44 <Hydrazine> I'm cool with that.
21:05:37 <hong> u cool?
21:05:41 <hong> im cool
21:05:46 <hong> every1s cool
21:05:48 <hong> cool
21:06:04 <MincedSushi> Sounds good except it wouldnt be
21:06:15 <hong> not cool?
21:06:29 <hong> its not cool to be not coo
21:06:30 <Hydrazine> texture would probably suck.
21:06:38 <MincedSushi> Fish and rice patties would be horrible!
21:06:41 <hong> yeh uleh man cool
21:06:54 <MekkisScreen> something says that we SHOULD complain to Telstra Bigpond about hong.
21:06:57 <hong> yeh fish not cool
21:07:05 <MekkisScreen> Perhaps the AFP too.
21:07:09 <hong> poor fish
21:07:23 <Hydrazine> Don't you get all sympathetic towards animals at me.
21:07:30 <hong> how would u like a steel hook rip into your mouth?
21:07:48 <Hydrazine> You know how many millions of things your ancestors had to kill just to get you here?
21:07:56 <hong> u think the poor fish dont feel it? they feel every bit of it
21:08:09 <Hydrazine> You think fish deserve the same rights as people?
21:08:15 <Hydrazine> We should give 'em the vote too, right?
21:08:17 <hong> the didnt use hooks and rods back then
21:08:22 <hong> it was humane
21:08:24 <Hydrazine> No, they used spears and rocks.
21:08:38 <MekkisScreen> how would you like to be recruited as a child prodtitute, as your username suggests?
21:08:59 <Hydrazine> one shot kill by the Mek.
21:09:02 <Hydrazine> FIRST BLOOD.
21:09:06 <MekkisScreen> wow that was effective
21:09:16 <Hydrazine> Kinda surprised yourself with that one huh?
21:10:00 <Hydrazine> whats AFP stand for?
21:10:00 <MekkisScreen> I'm somewhat serious about that. Child Prostitution isn't really something to joke about
21:10:09 <MekkisScreen> Australian Federal Police
21:10:13 <Hydrazine> Ah.
21:10:55 <Hydrazine> I agree. Not something to joke about. But how quick he pulled a Brave Sir Robin, thats something to joke about.
21:11:26 <MekkisScreen> yeah. I couldn't get his IP
21:21:26 <Steven> Hey Peoples!
21:30:16 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: want a computer or two?
21:32:07 <MincedSushi> >>
21:51:26 <Steven> sup sup sushi and mekkis
22:25:09 <MincedSushi> Work :/
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