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41:32 <Spork> "Oh. Hey Fork, I think I killed somethin'."
41:33 <Russo> "Rght there."
41:34 <Spork> "Wheres the bird?"
41:51 <Honey> I use the scroll off of morts body
41:53 <Fork> "Chicken?"
42:01 <Spork> "Oh.."
42:15 <Russo> 10 minutes
42:44 <Honey> awesome.  I pick out any that are held by Qadira agaisnt Osirion and put them in my backpack seperate from the regular trade agreements.
42:52 <Russo> CL lasts 10 minutes/level, IIRC
43:05 <Honey> which i bundle up for the Trade Prince.
43:17 <Russo> Heh
44:16 <Honey> then, you get to disregard my statement lol
44:32 <Honey> i was just tryin to cheat qadira out of trade agreements
44:34 <Honey> lol
44:41 <Fork> Or should we end here?
44:47 <Honey> yup yup
45:09 <Fork> i need to leave in 45 mins
45:23 <Russo> Either way is fine by me. One more encounter is the XP, I think.
45:47 <Honey> you have to complete 2/3 of the encounters i thought....
45:50 <Fork> Can we continue from this point next week?
46:15 <Honey> what day will that be?
46:28 <Honey> i think i could make that date.
46:29 <Russo> It would work for me.
46:37 <Russo> Friday at 4 pm for me.
46:50 <Russo> And Friday is my Saturday.
48:01 <Honey> yeah probably.
48:06 <Honey> like 80%
48:19 * Fork snatches the bandanna from Spork and puts it on his head, beaming with pride
48:26 <Honey> should be like.... 6 more?
48:38 <Kitaro> I was afk
48:40 <Honey> maybe 7
48:45 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20
48:45 <Honey> if you make it
48:46 <diebot> Kitaro, 1d20: [1d20=11] 11
48:48 <Kitaro> nope
48:49 <Kitaro> dead
49:00 <Fork> !throw 1d20 MORTNOTDEAD
49:01 <diebot> Fork, MORTNOTDEAD: [1d20=16] 16
49:08 <Fork> nope, i died for you too.
49:12 <Russo> So, Kitaro II next time?
49:15 <Honey> you should have let me tell you the incentive for your getting nat 20 first
49:15 <Kitaro> prolly
49:21 <Kitaro> thats nice
49:30 <Kitaro> look on the bight side I wont be around
49:37 <Kitaro> on second run cos of weekday
49:41 <Russo> !roll 1d20
49:42 <dicebot> Russo, 1d20: [1d20=17] 17
50:12 <Honey> i was gonna say you get a 20 and ide tell you that you had a tail once a week.
50:17 <Kitaro> ahaha
50:21 <Kitaro> if its your time its your time :)
50:27 * Kitaro is a philosophical mur
50:48 <Fork> Especially if mort died becuase of it
51:01 <Honey> skip the guide theres nothing there for this type of situation
51:04 <Mort-> been dying alot lately but nevermind :P
51:13 <Mort-> no there isnt, Im dead, I reroll and come on fs2 some other time
51:14 <Mort-> :P
51:17 <Honey> talk to your VC, maybe post on Forum
51:21 <Mort-> at least it wasnt limited xp
51:23 <Mort-> for dying on fs?
51:25 <Mort-> very funny
51:30 <Mort-> you gotta be kiddin, dying is part of pfs
52:23 <Honey> i dont really think it would have been near as bad if everyone hadnt failed the save.
53:13 <Mort-> [prolly this is when you learn how to run faster
53:15 <Mort-> anyway.
53:16 <Honey> yeah, if it had gotten even just 1-2 people a turn
53:27 <Honey> the barbs could have turned and smashed it in two turns
53:50 <Mort-> how about the damage that was done before
54:15 <Mort-> we channel healed the blindheim a few times right
54:57 <Honey> no i managed to exclude it a couple times.
55:00 <Honey> well probably
55:03 <Mort-> I dunno
55:10 <Mort-> died fighting..guess there isnt any better way to go
55:21 <Honey> anyways... its dead... morts dead(sorry) Wroth ran away.
55:44 <Spork> or died.
56:02 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 20th 10am (first steps 2,kapow) / Sat 20th 10am (tier 5-9,Avatar) / Sun 21st 11am (tier 1-7,Steven) || All topic times are AEDT (UTC+11:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au 
56:02 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Tue Oct 16 22:05:25 2012
56:02 <***> Buffer Playback...
56:03 <***> Playback Complete.
56:54 <kapow> mort popped my kill cherry
57:10 <Fork> Mort can you make it back next week?
57:11 <Fork> same time
57:22 <Mort-> mebbe
57:29 <Mort-> my weekeends are a little weird
57:33 <Mort-> btw take off the clw wand off my body
57:37 <Mort-> and a morningstar
57:43 <Mort-> cold iron + silver morningstar
58:01 <Mort-> and grappling arrow, short bow
58:02 <Mort-> and 60 arrows
58:03 <Mort-> :P
58:09 <Russo> Two morningstars?
58:11 <Mort-> I didnt think it was in caharacter
58:12 <Mort-> yeah
58:20 <Mort-> one cold iron one alchemical silver
58:26 <Mort-> thoughcautlly I dont really use weappons
58:41 <Mort-> but yep I always make apoint ot carry tis stuff around
59:15 <Mort-> youcant raise
59:17 <Mort-> forget it
59:21 <Mort-> its 5400 gp
59:23 <Mort-> are you serious
59:28 <Honey> its mathmatically impossible
59:29 <Fork> nope
59:35 <Honey> if anyone has bought anything
59:35 <Mort-> no point, Ill just reroll
59:45 <Mort-> there really is no point
59:58 <Mort-> it just hurts me - 2 xp but thats all
00:10 <Mort-> no I take the - con
00:16 <Mort-> but the point is unless someone has the beginers box boon..
00:19 <Mort-> that MIGHT work
00:21 <Honey> and its first steps, so its no harm no foul.
00:24 <Mort-> yeah
00:26 <Mort-> so whats the point
00:33 <Mort-> Ill just repoof myself
00:34 mortswishytail has quit (Quit: Bye)
00:47 <Mort-> yeah that was an accient with scorching ray..
00:48 <Mort-> :P
00:53 <Mort-> getting hit with 4 in a row sux
01:03 <Mort-> nah
01:04 <Mort-> forget it
01:05 <Mort-> Ill reroll
01:17 <Mort-> Forget it.
02:04 <Mort-> can I join you in the middle of dungoen or is it not allowed
02:07 <Mort-> curious
02:13 <Mort-> should I pop in next week
03:28 <Mort-> just use photoshop ffs
04:23 <Mort-> don't dig me kapow :P
04:29 <Mort-> I did the best job I could do nubcake
04:37 * Mort- slaps kapow with her tailie wailie
04:52 <Fork> seeya
05:00 <Russo> See you next week.
05:06 <Mort-> can I pop in?
05:08 <Mort-> thats hte point
05:13 <Mort-> arggh forget it gm has gone off with his life :P
12:10 <Spork> My turn to be the clever one!
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14:51 <MincedSushi> >>
14:52 <MincedSushi> <<
15:54 <Avatar> did you guys just finish
17:55 <Avatar> ???
18:50 <Avro> night all or good day  pending where you are
19:47 <kapow> no we're going to continue next week
20:00 <kapow> they cause 2 cr2 combats to trigger ontop of each other
20:08 <kapow> and spend forever running round
21:37 <Steven> it wasnt really the combats.. but the fact we again rolled like shit and so everyone in the party was blinded for an hour...
21:38 <Avatar> run out of time?
21:41 <boris> test
23:06 <kapow> by far avatar
23:11 <kapow> entire party blind
23:37 <Avatar> that doesn't cause a session to run out of time
27:45 <Avatar> avro's character is listed as playing a different faction than what paizo.com says 
28:57 <Steven> I think they should probably go through that encounter, and put a time limit thats not an hour on that blinding ability
29:19 <Steven> Or a line about how if you recieve healing it goes away.
29:32 <Steven> like the leeches form part 3
29:41 <kapow> yeah
30:06 <Steven> because of situations like tonight, where the rolls just broke the combat down completely
30:32 <Steven> even, a line about how if you save against it once, you are immune to its effects
30:41 <Hydrazine> I'm getting the overall impression that first steps is just mean.
30:48 <Brunius> Yeah
31:01 <Hydrazine> Like that imp.
31:06 <Ballig> I think it's designed to give you an impression of PFS that isn't "this is easy and just a dungeon crawl"
31:09 <Brunius> "Introductory series? Better make it the meanest piece of shit we can"
31:29 <Avatar> I reckon it's to make it so you don't replay it
31:31 <Ballig> there are some pretty dark encounters in all three scenarios
31:40 <Hydrazine> Is it supposed to give us the impression "This sucks why the hell should I do play this game?"
31:41 <Ballig> and the end of scenario 3 is, I feel, designed to let you think that failure is okay
31:45 <Steven> I honestly think the rolls are whats screwed over every session so far.
31:49 <Avatar> doesn't stop us though
31:52 <Avatar> we just keep coming back for more !
32:22 <Steven> shit no avatar, if ide died tonight ide just rerolled a new character and play them all again lol
32:52 <Steven> i have another oracle already that could very easily be rewritten into Honey v2
33:24 <wrothmonk> So, how did the game go?
33:38 <wrothmonk> From the looks of things it was kinda bad.
33:52 <Hydrazine> Not telling you.
34:22 <Hydrazine> But really, Fork's like the coolest guy ever.
34:35 <Ballig> ha
34:41 <Steven> Honey is the most bad ass of them all!
34:48 <Avatar> I don't think you guys get the boon today either
34:54 <Steven> with her healings!
35:02 <Hydrazine> Yeah, you show that cliff wall whose boss.
35:09 <Steven> damn right
35:17 <Avatar> steven have you played wonders in the weave
35:21 <Steven> i was trying to work out... do some stair steppers.
35:24 <Steven> Yes i have.
35:26 <Avatar> and or GM'd it
35:43 <Ballig> is it the same boon as in 2?
35:49 <Ballig> because it would just be there for people who did the scenarios in reverse order
39:16 <Avatar> okay solved
40:10 <Steven> i hate these fast onset migraines.
40:14 <Steven> they really are a bitch.
43:59 <Steven> i blame......
44:08 <Steven> hmmmm.... Dijon Mustard...
49:22 <MincedSushi> Yea I blame dijon too
39:17 <Hydrazine> http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbv1twkNi61re4ne0o1_500.jpg
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39:55 <kapow> LSK in 15 minutes!
40:29 <Avatar`> good 1
40:40 <Avatar> already been late for one game today
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46:47 <Brunius> Man, LSK
48:53 <kapow> I wanna play a high level pathfinder game like say 15 or something ^_^
48:55 Steven ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
50:28 <Brunius> What level is your highest level PFS character?
50:31 <Brunius> Is that Henry?
52:56 <kapow> yup
53:02 <kapow> he just rolled 6th
54:22 <Brunius> Next game Bairaq plays he's at 6th
57:52 <kapow> very nice
00:39 <Ballig> Bobbob made 7th from that game
01:00 <Brunius> Cool cool
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17:35 <Brunius> Sounds like one awesome weekend
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21:09 <Avatar> that's pretty impressive that you are 6th already kapow
27:13 <Mort-> Wah
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06:50 <Steven> i dunno if imma be able to play today
07:14 <Steven> bill talking about going and getting more wood... prolly wont be up for another hour from his nap
07:33 <Steven> half an hour out there, 2 hours getting wood, half an hour back
07:44 <Steven> getting home at 5\
09:54 <Brunius> oh no
10:27 <boris> its me boris
13:24 <Steven> crap stack
13:43 <Avatar> hi boris
14:30 <Steven> you know what i like about you boris?
14:41 <Avatar> he is invincible !!
14:59 <Steven> pfffffffffft no
15:22 <Avatar> yes
16:07 <Steven> no
16:22 <Mekkis> kapow, I do too
16:41 <Brunius> Where does that come from Avatar
16:55 <Avatar> I want to play way of the wicked
17:09 <Mekkis> that would be cool
19:09 <Steven> i really hope i dont have to go do wood today, i dont have the energy
20:48 <Avatar> goldeneye
22:47 <Brunius> I don't know what that is
23:35 * MekkisScreen is playing kapow
23:58 <MekkisScreen> I think I drafted better than him
24:03 <Brunius> Has he got a +deck+
24:15 <Brunius> or is it a xdeckx
24:32 <Mort-> How can you play a kapow
24:52 <Brunius> You should make it a !!deck!!
29:39 <Mekkis> Avatar, you should continue LSK!
30:14 <Mekkis> I really enjoyed playing Jasim
30:28 <Avatar> no it ended
30:53 <Avatar> I am all about PFS now
31:00 <Brunius> I don't see why
31:00 <Avatar> I am already running more than I am playing
31:02 <Mekkis> and way of the Wicked
31:05 <Mekkis> ?
31:13 <Avatar> I want to play way of the wicked
31:24 <Mekkis> same here
31:29 <Avatar> brunius you run it
31:37 <Brunius> No.
31:47 <Mekkis> Avatar, you buy Brunius book 1, I'll buy him book 2
32:00 <Brunius> It doesn't matter, because I'm not running it
32:02 <Avatar> he won't run it
32:05 <Mekkis> :(
32:06 <Mekkis> ok
32:10 <Mekkis> kapow?
32:24 <MekkisScreen> looks like angel of serenity = win vs a mana fucked opponent
33:31 <Avatar> ballig you run it
34:36 <MekkisScreen> So I won game 1
36:11 <kapow> I've been running lots my turn to play a game
36:15 <MekkisScreen> And kapow just played Urban burgeoning
36:47 <Mekkis> I've been meaning to run Rebel's Ransom for months now
37:40 <Avatar> Brunius: james bond
39:02 * Mort- bites mekkis.
39:43 <Avatar> is that a scenario
39:50 <Brunius> Season 2
39:52 <Brunius> 5-9
41:49 * Mort- bites avatar
41:51 <Mekkis> yeah
42:32 <Avatar> steven can run it
42:43 <Avatar> way of the wicked, that is
45:30 <Steven> mekkis what you playing?  other then MTG i figured that part out myself
56:24 <Brunius> RTR draft I think
56:38 <Brunius> If he's drafted better than kapow, and it's RTR cards
58:40 <Avatar> you missed out kapow
59:40 <Mekkis> probably my fault
59:57 <Mekkis> someone should get the AFP on his arse
00:10 <Ballig> I'm sure he's just baiting people
00:56 <Mekkis> that's probably the case, but I'm not sure that that sort of thing shouldn't be taken seriously
01:15 <Brunius> Oh, he's back
08:13 <Avatar> http://soundcloud.com/ballig/avatar-8/s-TnOXc
08:29 <Ballig> that's Avatar and I playing awesomenauts
08:31 <Ballig> fyi
08:54 <Avatar> have a listen and have a think about how much you want to join us
14:08 <Brunius> Sounds pretty cool
14:33 <Ballig> yeah Avatar is really bad at it
14:45 <Avatar> I am in the top league
15:17 <Ballig> because of the bug with ranking
15:21 <Brunius> You should stream it
15:38 <Avatar> we should actually
15:58 <Ballig> we could rile up icey every game
16:00 <Ballig> and get lots of viewers
16:08 <Avatar> yeah
16:15 <Avatar> yogscast do that and they are world reknowned
16:17 <Ballig> we'll call our youtube channel The Angry Awesomenauts Player
16:22 <Avatar> think of how long it would take us to get there
16:24 <Avatar> with our personalities
16:33 <Avatar> we'll have a theme song
16:51 <Avatar> and beg people to like and subscribe 
17:22 <Avatar> i will try and fraps a game
17:25 <Ballig> he's the angry awesomenauts player / and he gets upset if you're defending / because he wants to push / and he's the angry awesomenauts player / and he just diiiiiied, oh he died and you will know about it
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17:55 <Avatar> this fucking froggie g can suck my diarrohoea eating weedling
18:20 <Ballig> your weedlings eat diarrhoea?
19:21 <Avatar> yes
19:53 <Brunius> the hell are weedlings
20:01 <Ballig> you will have to play awesomenauts to find out
20:11 <Brunius> Guess I'll never find out
20:30 <Ballig> you're missing out
21:27 <Brunius> So Avatar keeps telling me
21:33 <Brunius> Should I watch Firefly?
21:44 <Ballig> yeah it's good
21:55 <Ballig> I didn't like it the first time I tried it, but then I gave it a proper go
22:04 <Ballig> (the first time I tried it I only saw the first half of the first episode)
22:31 <Brunius> I ended up quoting Serenity half by accident the other day
23:05 <Ballig> what did you say
23:14 <Steven> yup totaly not going to go wood cutting today woot woot
23:15 <Brunius> Define interesting
23:30 <Ballig> why, I didn't use the word
23:54 <Brunius> Alright, essentially how it went:
24:00 <Brunius> "This should be...interesting"
24:06 <Brunius> "Define interesting"
24:14 <Brunius> "Oh god oh god we're all gonna die?"
24:52 <Ballig> did you all die
25:25 <Brunius> Sadly not
31:08 <kapow> what did i miss out?
32:15 <Brunius> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yelUUTzwJ28
34:15 <Mekkis> I think I'll make a sorcerer
34:20 <Mekkis> with AMD
38:24 <Avatar> can you run the game
40:12 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Chain lightning
40:14 <diebot> Mekkis, CHAIN LIGHTNING evocation ([electricity]) sorcerer/wizard 6, witch 7, magus 6 1 standard action Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level) Duration: instantaneous Save: Reflex half SR:yes
40:15 <diebot> This spell creates an electrical discharge that begins as a single stroke commencing from your fingertips. Unlike lightning bolt, chain lightning strikes one object or creature initially, then arcs to other targets. The bolt deals 1d6 points of electricity damage per caster level (maximum 20d6) to the primary target. After it strikes, lightning can
40:15 <diebot> arc to a number of secondary targets equal to your caster level (maximum 20). The secondary bolts each strike one target and deal as much damage as the primary bolt. Each target can attempt a Reflex saving throw for half damage. The Reflex DC to halve the damage of the secondary bolts is 2 lower than the DC to halve the damage of the primary bolt.
40:15 <diebot> You choose secondary targets as you like, but they must all be within 30 feet of the primary target, and no target can be struck more than once. You can choose to affect fewer secondary targets than the maximum.
42:02 <Steven> wow....
42:16 <Steven> just went and looked at the general poles for the election
42:25 <Steven> Romney is actually leading
42:31 <Steven> never thought that was gonna happen
49:46 <Wrothmonk> I still haven't gotten my chronicle sheet from the first steps 1 game… Who hosted it again?
50:21 <Avatar> probably kapow
50:28 <Wrothmonk> Yeah that sounds right.
50:29 <Avatar> chase him for it if he hasn't sent it to you yet
50:43 <Wrothmonk> Plan to.
52:57 <Wrothmonk> I need money to buy bullets for Aaron :P
53:43 Wrothmonk is now known as Wrothminecraft
59:53 <Steven> alright back!
00:30 <Mekkis> I think we should try a cross-network game in #GLOBAL until someone kicks us off :)
07:34 <Brunius> Is he cutting the space program?
09:30 <Steven> i dunno
09:35 <Steven> ide have to look
11:11 <Steven> i kinda checked out of the election because both of the candidates suck dick
12:11 <Steven> anyways.... im goin to go get me some sleep
12:20 <Steven> i gotta be up in 2.5hours to unload some wood
16:59 <Brunius> What, there's only two candidates
17:04 <Brunius> So much for democracy
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19:33 <Marty> Hello
20:20 <preteenPornCollecter> any traders in here?
20:47 <Ballig> sup Marty
21:12 <Steven> oh man... you know how us d&d guys love our preteen porn
21:35 <Steven> but seriously... get the fuck out you sick bastard and go hang yourself in your closet with your own fucking belt
21:39 <preteenPornCollecter> yada yada  serious ppl only thx  pm me  cheers
22:05 <Brunius> Yeah nah
22:06 <Steven> and now hes on ignore
22:11 <Brunius> That's kinda illegal over here, mate.
22:26 <Steven> should be illegal everywhere
22:30 <Steven> sick fucks
22:35 <preteenPornCollecter> ah fuck off Steven,  everyone is up to something illegal in their closet
22:38 <Brunius> Holy shit, he's using bigpond.
22:48 <preteenPornCollecter> there just getting away with it, im no different
22:52 <Brunius> Hope you like visits from the AFP, mate
23:09 <preteenPornCollecter> no probs,  im at a net cafe with no survellience
23:13 <Marty> On  little early to make sure things are working. I am kinevon
23:15 <Steven> I hope they get him...
23:20 <Brunius> There's always surveillance
23:24 <preteenPornCollecter> only thing they can trak is the coffee pot in front of me  
23:38 <preteenPornCollecter> noope,  its run by a relative 
23:42 <Steven> shit like thats just sick
24:00 <preteenPornCollecter> yeah  enough said,  now mind ur own fucking business asshole
24:00 <Ballig> ahh cool
24:06 <Avatar> kinevon
24:09 <preteenPornCollecter> i aint saying nothing more
24:11 <Steven> wish avatar was here to ban his ass.
24:19 <Brunius> You're the one asking us for child pornography
24:22 <Marty> Yup
24:36 <preteenPornCollecter> u got your sick hidden secrets, i got mine
24:38 <preteenPornCollecter> end of story
24:47 <preteenPornCollecter> u dont like it, fuck off
25:14 <Marty> Signed up for the First Steps game
25:23 <preteenPornCollecter> sick shit happens all the time, its a part of life, why dont u beg God to do something about it
25:27 <Steven> My sick hidden secrets dont involve ruining childrens lives, they involve kinky sex with a consenting adult.  Now really go kill yourself.
25:29 <preteenPornCollecter> o hand on, ther is no God,  muahahahahahahahahaha
25:34 <Brunius> Because I'm agnostic?
25:51 <Steven> i had to unignore him to find out what he was saying to you brun
26:16 <preteenPornCollecter> maybe there is a God
26:19 <preteenPornCollecter> i dont know
26:41 <preteenPornCollecter> but until he fixes up this fucked up world, i aint stopping
26:54 <Steven> i seriously hope you get hit by a car.
26:58 <preteenPornCollecter> adios butt fucking losers
27:04 <Ballig> are you allowed to collect porn when you're a preteen
27:12 <Steven> no.
27:12 <Brunius> Not legally
27:26 <Steven> at least not in america
27:46 <Steven> in america if you are 15 and your 15yo girlfriend send you a picture of her hoohaa
28:06 <Steven> as soon as you receive it, you are in possession of child pornography 
28:41 <Steven> even if you didn't ask for it, you're still breaking the law
29:05 <Brunius> Fairly sure it's the same over here
29:21 <Steven> sorry, i hate people who fuck with kids
29:36 <Ballig> can he collect regular porn as a preteen
29:49 <Brunius> This is the same guy
29:52 <Brunius> Or not
29:53 <Ballig> I know
29:57 <Ballig> [11:29:34 PM] * Quits: bhjh ([email protected]) (Quit: )
29:57 <Ballig> [11:29:35 PM] -ChanOP- bhjh is not currently online
30:19 <Steven> technically no, you're not allowed to possess pornography until you are old enough to buy it in america(age 18)
30:47 <Avatar> brunius have you uploaded videos of games before
30:54 <Brunius> Yeah, why?
30:56 <Avatar> the ones I recorded were a bit big
31:04 <Brunius> Yeah, they usually are
31:09 <Avatar> how do you make em small
31:10 <Steven> its fairly hard to enforce, and its usually just a cop takes the porn and disposes of it.
31:13 <Avatar> oh shit, I only just realised that my game is today
31:19 <Brunius> Change the size?
31:24 <Avatar> yeah
31:25 <Brunius> What size are they at the moment?
31:29 <Avatar> well
31:35 <Avatar> the second game we got was 46GB
31:56 <Brunius> What resolution I mean
32:06 <Brunius> FPS?
32:18 <Avatar> 1920x1200
32:20 <Steven> YEAH BALLIG YOU THE MAN!
32:21 <Avatar> 30fps
32:23 <Brunius> http://handbrake.fr/
32:38 <Ballig> 1920x1200 is a pretty big resolution
32:42 <Ballig> where do you plan to host these? youtube?
32:52 <Steven> i hate chimos with the passion of the christ
33:06 <Ballig> what's a chimos
33:14 <Steven> Child Molester
33:23 <Ballig> did he admit to child molesting
33:30 <Brunius> Change it down to 1080p
33:33 <Avatar> yeah, youtube
33:38 <Avatar> I didn't think I was recording in 1920x1200
33:38 <Brunius> At the most
33:40 <Ballig> you don't need 1920x1200 then
33:41 <Avatar> but that would make sense
33:52 <Avatar> I didn't see a setting in fraps for resolution
33:55 <Avatar> just fps
33:55 <Steven> no, he wanted preteen photos, which means he wants to profit off of somebody else taking advantage of a child... its a distinction in most peoples books, not mine.
34:47 <Brunius> I think the fraps setting is in another tab
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38:04 <Wrothminecraft> Kapow is hosting the first steps 2 in a half hour right?
38:27 <Marty> I hope so. he is also signed to play in the Wonders in the Weave game at the same time.
38:48 <Steven> no the channel owner is hosting, kapow is running.
38:53 <Wrothminecraft> Well I'm assuming its going to be one or the other correct?
38:59 * Wrothminecraft facepalm
39:08 <Wrothminecraft> Thank you for your correct *sarcasm*
39:10 <Brunius> So yeah Avatar, grab handbrake and convert them down.
39:11 <Wrothminecraft> correction*
39:15 <Avatar> doing it now
39:17 <Steven> no problem, its what im here for
39:22 <Brunius> Make sure you tick the 'keep aspect ratio' box
39:32 <Avatar> should I look at any specific settings in handbrake to knock down the res
39:42 <Marty> I thought you were here to run a PC in First Steps.
40:02 <Avatar> mmm one runthrough put it down to 62MB
40:03 <Brunius> On the main screen there should be a section with width and heigh
40:10 <Avatar> that is a hell of a lot better than 4GB
40:19 <Brunius> Now view it
40:23 <Avatar> yeah it looks good
40:26 <Avatar> identical
40:40 <Marty> Or is that a different Steven?
40:44 <Brunius> Yeah, fraps is supposed to be one of the worse programs when it comes to recording gameplay
40:51 <Brunius> just in sheer size of the files
40:52 <Avatar> really
40:55 <Avatar> what should I be using
40:58 <Avatar> I thought fraps was the only choice
41:00 <Brunius> xfire, totally
41:07 <Wrothminecraft> PC?
41:08 <Avatar> ok I will grab that
41:11 <Brunius> No, don't
41:13 <Steven> I can do both...
41:16 <Brunius> xfire is a bit of a clutter really
41:16 <Marty> Player Charcater
41:17 <Ballig> it probably doesn't compress the video at all
41:22 <Avatar> how do I decrease 62 meg further
41:22 <Wrothminecraft> Thought so.
41:28 <Ballig> I imagine compressing it at the same time as streaming it could be fairly resource intensive
41:30 <Brunius> There's other programs but I don't do much recording
41:41 <Marty> PCs are run by players, NPCs are run by th eGM.
41:42 <Ballig> and fraps has been around long before those resources were available to most home users
41:42 <Brunius> Adobe has some flash thing
41:55 <Marty> And my typing stinks today.
42:11 <Ballig> Avatar: you could run it through videodub and see if you can customise the codec
42:26 <Avatar> it's really the res I need to reduce
42:31 <Avatar> way too big at 1920x1200
43:26 <Wrothminecraft> Yeah new that, just didn't quite get the context at first.
43:29 <Wrothminecraft> knew*
43:41 <Marty> And I have no idea which of my PCs I should be using...
43:57 <Avatar> boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
44:21 <Wrothminecraft> Ok…. That was random.
46:44 <Ballig> Avatar: that's yet to be proven
46:55 <Wrothminecraft> … Lol
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47:24 <Avro> hi all
47:28 <Marty> Howdy
47:33 <Wrothminecraft> Hello
48:02 <kapow> okay everyone decide now what you want to do, would you rather play first steps or wonders in the weave
48:12 <kapow> i will step my spot in wonders in the weave for someone
48:21 <kapow> and reschedule first steps for same time next week
48:27 <kapow> if people want to play weave
48:48 <Wrothminecraft> I don't have a char high enough so first steps for me.
49:23 <Marty> My only PC in range for WitW is 9th level
49:34 <Avro> prefer wonders 
50:15 <Avatar> what
50:19 <Avatar> we can play both games at the same time kapow
50:26 <Avatar> we'll do it in two different channels
50:38 <Ballig> pretty sure that was the plan
50:39 <Avatar> you can't play in both games at the same time
51:29 <Avro> having issues with mirc cant connect
51:44 <Avatar> do /server irc.austnet.org
56:20 <Marty> So, do we still have both games?
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56:49 <Ballig> as far as I'm aware
56:53 <Marty> And, if so, what are the IRC and CA connections for the First Steps game?
57:04 <Avatar> it hasn't started yet
57:12 <Avatar> first steps will run in here
57:23 <kapow> we have Marty and wroth here for first steps 2
58:06 <Ballig> steven is here isn't he
58:08 <Ballig> where's graky
59:08 <Steven> im here
59:14 <kapow> thats 3
59:39 <Steven> im just causing strife between bill and my grandma
59:55 <Steven> cause bill thought he should say something smart assed
02:23 <Steven> so we doin first steps?
02:27 <Steven> whos here for that?
02:35 <Wrothminecraft> Me
02:36 <Marty> I am
02:48 <Steven> so we are 3/4 minimum table atm
02:56 <Steven> well... minimum reasonable table.
02:58 <Marty> Just missing Graky, it looks like
03:15 <Marty> But there is the pregen option.
03:39 <kapow> avatar do you have the level 1 pregens for steps?
04:07 <Avatar> it's on paizo.com
04:22 <Steven> i have them.
04:35 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/pathfinderSociety/playerResources
04:38 <Steven> somewhere....
05:56 <Marty> Well, my options are a melee combatant or a caster.
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06:54 <Brunius> Sup
07:14 <Brunius> What have I missed
07:24 <Brunius> Sorry, only just woke up :S
07:29 <Marty> Discussion on First Steps
07:30 <Wrothminecraft> The entire lifetime of the universe.
08:05 <Marty> 42
08:35 <kapow> which pregen do you 3 want
08:56 <Steven> brunius you wanna play with us?
08:57 <Marty> Depends on what each of us is playing.
09:00 <Brunius> Imma go grab breakfast then
09:11 <Brunius> I'm signed up for Wonders
09:13 <Wrothminecraft> Why are we doing pregens?
09:30 <Marty> Just fr the 4th slot
09:46 <Marty> Only three players means a pregen
10:18 <Wrothminecraft> That all of us control or what? I haven't heard of doing that before.
10:40 <Marty> No, the pregen is under the GM's control.
10:46 <Wrothminecraft> Ah ok.
10:48 <kapow> you have to to play wroth
10:57 <kapow> table must have 4 minimum
10:59 <Marty> GM, 3 players + an iconic pregen is a legal table.
11:29 <kapow> while you 3 decide what pregen you want i need to throw a load of washing on
12:00 <Marty> So, what kind of PCs do we have?
12:08 <Steven> Life Oracle
12:09 <Wrothminecraft> I'll be playing a gunslinger. What is everybody else playing and what are our apt ions?
12:17 <Wrothminecraft> options*'
12:33 <Marty> So, I should play my samurai?
12:47 <Steven> what do you have?
12:50 <Steven> thats level 1
13:01 <Marty> Options for pregen are: Cleric, Fighter, Rogue, Wizard, Gunslinger, Ninja, Samurai.
13:11 <N2H4> oh shit
13:19 <Marty> Legal are my samurai and a sorcerer
13:23 <N2H4> how much space left?
13:30 <Marty> For which game?
13:37 <Wrothminecraft> For first steps, we need a 4rth player
13:46 <Wrothminecraft> 4th*
14:01 <N2H4> that puts us at 5.. Once I wake up Fork.
14:10 <Wrothminecraft> Ah awsome.
14:13 <Marty> 5 would be good
14:22 <Steven> cool cool... more spork fork honey action
14:48 <N2H4> I wanted to play, and then I had a wicked nap.. literally just woke up.
15:03 <Steven> so did brunius
15:07 <Wrothminecraft> That makes two people :P
15:25 <Brunius> It's 10am here
15:34 <Wrothminecraft> Make sure to stab fork with a fork to wake him up ;p
15:50 <Brunius> Hmm, I should probably sleep
15:54 <Brunius> Later guys
15:56 <Wrothminecraft> him/her can't remember
17:21 ChanOP gives channel operator status to kapow
17:28 <Marty> With 5, I think I'll play my sorcerer.
17:38 <Steven> just watched/heard my grandma put bill into his place
17:39 <Avatar> saintcaleth hasnt' shown up for wonders in the weave yet
17:46 <Avatar> we only have 3 on this table until he shows
18:04 Marty is now known as Russo
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19:53 kapow gives voice to Tashes
19:56 kapow gives voice to Wrothminecraft
19:59 kapow gives voice to N2H4
20:08 kapow gives voice to Steven
20:10 * Tashes rah
20:12 kapow gives voice to Russo
22:10 N2H4 is now known as Spork
22:48 Wrothminecraft is now known as Aaron
22:57 Aaron is now known as Aaron_1
23:08 Steven is now known as Honey
23:12 * Ballig removes channel operator status from Ballig
23:14 <Spork> Maybe its Aaron Jr, son of Aaron?
23:35 ChanOP gives channel half-operator status to dicebot
23:35 ChanOP gives channel half-operator status to diebot
23:40 <Aaron_1> No, its just that Aaron is a registered nick for somebody.
23:51 <Ballig> I'd suggest you go Aaron`
23:54 <Spork> I'm trying to make a solution for this.
24:00 * dicebot removes ban on *!*@*.171.14D1D5.C04B9C
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24:01 <Aaron_1> That could work.
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24:06 * dicebot removes ban on *Ballig*!*@*.lnk.telstra.net
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24:15 <Ballig> who said you could do that dicebot
24:15 <Ballig> you jerk
24:18 Aaron_1 is now known as Aaron`
24:38 Tashes is now known as Fork
24:47 <Honey> maybe dicebot wants that chimo in the room?
25:07 <Fork> i can't talk on skype until a bit later, but i'll be liiisteeeniiiing *creepy vouce
25:40 <Russo> We need Skype running, as well?
25:52 <kapow> yes please add swiftfletch
26:04 <kapow> if you haven't been in one of my games in the past
27:11 <Russo> Mine is kinevon
29:52 <Honey> totally just beat my last high score!
29:59 <Honey> 4.8k before 30.7k now
30:01 <Honey> oh yeah!
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30:53 <Russo> No problems with the Skype call.
30:58 <Spork> ^
31:13 <Honey> yeah... so my grandma just ripped bill a whole new asshole over him saying he was smarter then my grandmother and myself....
31:55 <Honey> i think his exact words were "I'm smarter than you two dumbass' combines!"
32:04 <Fork> steven.. settle it with scrabble
32:04 <Honey> yes... combines...
32:07 <Honey> not combined
32:12 <Fork> or give one of them the bandanna, and they can be the pretty one
32:21 * Fork jostles his brother
32:21 <Honey> no.... my grandma won...
33:00 <Fork> playing wordswithfriends with my mother.. and i swear she challenges every word i play
33:45 <kapow> You all recieve an invitation to Amara Li's snapdragon festival celebration It informs you that tomorrow night you are cordually invited to the Lantern Lodge to celebrate in the festivities of the snapdragon festival at Amara Li's hospitality. It requests that you come dressed in your fineries or dress appropriate for the occasion.
33:53 <Honey> hands down... she was like bill i have a masters degree and oversee the entire california nursing education regulation.... what the fuck do you do... thats right nothing your unemployed shut up!
34:39 <Fork> go gramma!
34:45 <Honey> he shut up.... and then apologized to her and then she made him apologize to me.
35:03 * Fork goes as a barbarian
35:21 <Honey> ive heard my grandmother use the Fbomb less then 10 times in my lfie.
35:35 <kapow> ./mode kapow -r right?
35:49 <Honey> alright... in game mode!
36:58 * Spork also dresses like a Barbarian.
37:19 <Russo> Russo is dressed in cleric vestments, with a gray mask on
37:35 Ballig is now known as Bobbob
38:32 <Bobbob> Caleth: need you to /join #pathfinder
38:43 <Aaron`> !roll 1d20+4 knowledge local, what kind of festival is it?
38:44 <dicebot> Aaron`, knowledge local, what kind of festival is it?: [1d20=14] 18
39:38 <Spork> "Hi. We're Spork and Fork. we hit things. What do you do?"
39:47 * Spork looks Russo up and down, and elbows Fork to pay attention.
39:49 <Honey> Hearing that we are going to a party, my character will buy some nobles finery and 100g worth of Jewelry and some rare Perfume
40:13 <Russo> I  recruit new followers for my god.
40:16 <Aaron`> "I shoot stuff."
40:19 <Honey> yes.... i pay the store attendant to put it on!
40:31 <Honey> BITCH!
40:53 Brunius is now known as Bairaq
40:59 <Honey> its only 185gp.... and i keep 175g w/ of value for the rest of my character
41:40 <Honey> Also... i keep track of it myself, cause book keeping is important
42:09 <kapow> Only the luckiest or most influential Pathfinders
42:09 <kapow> receive invitations to Amara Li’s annual Snapdragon
42:09 <kapow> Festival celebration, and wise recipients take
42:09 <kapow> advantage of them. The aroma of blooming
42:09 <kapow> orchids and flowing wine mixes with the acrid
42:09 <kapow> tang of recently exploded fireworks, and the
42:09 <kapow> sound of strangely discordant music comes from
42:09 <kapow> a duo of Tian women playing an unusual stringed
42:09 <kapow> instrument and a reed flute. The crowd mingles
42:09 <kapow> calmly, most guests clearly hoping to be seen
42:09 <kapow> more than actually paying attention to
42:09 <kapow> those with whom they converse, though
42:09 <kapow> the plum wine seems to have affected
42:09 <kapow> many who now move about the lodge’s
42:09 <kapow> grounds waving sparkling wands of fire and
42:09 <kapow> shooting whirring, whizzing fireworks into
42:09 <kapow> the sky above the koi pond.
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42:25 tashphones is now known as Frok
42:26 * Aaron` shall be going in his explorer's outfit
42:39 <Spork> "Smell that, Fork? I smell alcohol."
43:05 * Frok sniffs, looking around for it
43:13 <Spork> "Look! Free fish!"
43:25 * Honey mingles with the crowd.
43:37 <Russo> Russo speaks with a Tien accet, by the way.
43:44 <Aaron`> "Ah fireworks. Wonderful invention."
43:46 <Russo> accent*
44:02 Caleth is now known as Gustav
44:09 * Frok nudges his brother and laughs at all the fancy people
44:39 <Frok> Phone. 
44:40 <kapow> A small child runs past spork and fork screaming "mrrrrrrooowowwwwwwww" and waving his fire spewing stick in the air as he runs past.
44:54 * Spork follows him, cause this looks cool.
44:56 * Frok joins the kid
45:04 <Spork> "MMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW'
45:28 * Frok blows raspberries as be does, spitting everywhere comically
45:33 <Russo> !Roll 1d20+1 Perception
45:34 <Aaron`> !roll 1d20+5 See all the things!
45:34 <dicebot> Russo, Perception: [1d20=20] 21
45:34 <dicebot> Aaron`, See all the things!: [1d20=1] 6
45:41 <Spork> !roll 1d20+2 perception
45:41 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1
45:41 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+1: [1d20=4] 5
45:42 <dicebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=5] 7
45:46 <Spork> IDENTIFY
46:05 <Honey> alright... less roleplay more pew pew!
46:11 <Fork> !throw 1d20
46:12 <diebot> Fork, 1d20: [1d20=8] 8
46:35 <Frok> Yrs
46:44 <Frok> Its quieter than keyboard
47:14 <Honey> you should get a cool keyboard like mine... it makes bubble sounds.
47:21 <Honey> and seriously who doesnt like that.
47:25 <Honey> yup....
47:26 <Russo> Russo laughs at Aaron, Spork and Fork.
47:44 <Frok> Mine drank a beer recently Steven... Haven't got to replace it yet
47:56 <Frok> It was thirsty!
48:03 <Honey> what a stingy bastard
48:09 <Honey> also why is your name Frok and not fork?
48:21 <Frok> Because fork is ghosting 
48:28 <Honey> right....
48:31 <Honey> lets go
48:40 <Honey> somebody saw something... honey is mingling
48:40 <Frok> ^
48:49 <Honey> she looks fabulous...
48:55 * Frok chases the kid
49:09 * Honey pretends she isnt with Fork or Spork
49:10 <kapow> "Clearly the pathfinders have arrived." Amara Li approaches fork and spork dressed in a long flowing silken gown her hair tied behind her head and held in place by several needle like pins.
49:41 <Spork> "Nice place to keep yer stabbin' weapons."
50:00 <Frok> "Fork! Lookit the pretty lady! Methinks she wanna talk t'ya!"
50:29 * Spork checks for the bandana.
50:32 <Russo> I greet her in Tien.
50:34 * Honey excuses herself from her current conversation and approaches Amara Li.
50:42 <Frok> (this party is so barbarian... We're gonna smash all the things!)
50:57 * Aaron` walks over to Amara Li
51:23 <Aaron`> and watches Fork and Spork run around
51:24 * Frok pulls the bandana from Sporks back pocket and puts it on his head
51:58 <Honey> "Greetings Amara Li!  Such a wonderful party..."
51:59 <kapow> "Ornimental only I assure you. However they do afford me and certain look which is more than i can say for you 2 (She clearly addresses fork and spork) and that one over there, however  I guess I shouldn't expect no less from the pathfinders habbits do die hard even in formality's wake.
52:42 <Spork> "Whatcha mean? Looks like I'm ready to be fightin' people. Its perfect, innit Spork?"
52:47 * Frok looks confused by all the big words
53:03 <kapow> "If you have a moment I would like to speak with you all in regards to a somewhat private matter for the society."
53:13 <Aaron`> "The names Aaron. Sorry I could not afford something more appropriate."
53:20 <Russo> Indeed, I am ready to have discourse with you.
53:24 * Frok nods, used to agreeing with whatever his brother says.
53:38 <Honey> "I would wouldn't mind at all."
53:51 <Frok> "yeah that! He knows, he's the smart one. See, and Im the pretty one!"
53:58 * Frok points to bandana
54:03 <Spork> "I'm the smart brother. We goin' for a talk, Honey?"
54:32 <Russo> moves away from the barbarians, quietly.
54:38 <Honey> "Yes... We are going to go talk.  Remember don't break anything on the way in."
54:51 * Aaron` Nods
54:55 <Honey> "Or out... or... anywhere!"
55:06 <kapow> "None the less you're here now, follow me." She gives aaron another look up and down before ushering you inside and into her office within the lodge.
55:52 <Spork> "See? we're all dressed up for dangerous missions."
56:30 <Frok> "i want a drink!"
56:51 <Frok> "are there dragons?"
56:52 * Honey hushes Fork and Spork.
56:53 <Aaron`> "Treasure hunting. Sounds fun."
56:55 <Russo> Sounds good to me.
56:59 <kapow> “Well met, Pathfinders, and welcome to the Lantern Lodge.
56:59 <kapow> I hope you find the Snapdragon Festival and my hospitality
56:59 <kapow> worthy of your time and energy. I have not brought you here
56:59 <kapow> for mere pleasantries, however, and wish to ask you to partake
56:59 <kapow> a dangerous mission on my behalf.
56:59 <kapow> “Long ago, one of my most esteemed ancestors, who was
56:59 <kapow> rich in power but poor in sense, gave a gift to a foreign prince,
56:59 <kapow> a gift that prince did not deserve and my foolish ancestor had
56:59 <kapow> no right to give—a ceremonial jade katana. At the time the
56:59 <kapow> gift was sent, its recipient was invading this island. He laid
56:59 <kapow> siege to Absalom from his fortress in the foothills of the
56:59 <kapow> Kortos Mounts. Like those who came before
56:59 <kapow> him, the warlord failed to take Absalom and
56:59 <kapow> perished in the attempt. On the very day of
56:59 <kapow> his defeat, his castle crumbled to dust in a
56:59 <kapow> violent earthquake and has been lost to the
57:00 <kapow> centuries ever since. My family’s heirloom
57:00 <kapow> was lost with it.
57:00 <kapow> “A recent report by a group of Pathfinders gives
57:00 <kapow> me hope that they have finally found the ruin, and I
57:00 <kapow> might finally recover my family’s treasure. I’m looking
57:00 <kapow> for an intrepid group to retrieve it for me,
57:00 <kapow> and I’m hoping that is you. The fame and
57:00 <kapow> wealth you will doubtlessly recover will
57:00 <kapow> bring you much honor within the Society,
57:00 <kapow> and if you deliver the katana to me, you
57:00 <kapow> will have my favor as you begin your careers
57:00 <kapow> as full agents of the Pathfinder Society.”
57:26 <Russo> Is it a real katana, like mine?
57:28 <Spork> "An' you were sayin' we ain't dressed up right.."
57:32 <Russo> shows his katana.
57:34 * Spork elbows Fork, grinning.
57:38 <Aaron`> "Although I supposed its not much hunting since we know where its at…"
58:15 <Honey> "You two aren't dressed right for this kind of party...  You're perfectly dressed for running around a dungeon."
58:26 <Spork> "Ah. Right. Katana. Thats one of them fancy swords, right? Always thought it looked a bit thin."
58:33 <Spork> "Exactly. We uh.. Planned ahead."
58:42 <Russo> taps his masterwork katana.
58:43 * Spork takes his time trying to pronounce plan.
58:43 <kapow> "As dangerous as this mission may be our celebrations here within absalom show no need for such a presence. While I do not doubt your abilities I do question your touch for the formalities and politics that can come with being ambasitores of the society."
58:56 <Frok> "yeah, no good for smashin stuff. Where's my axe?"
59:20 <Frok> Ambassadors*
59:21 <Russo> Oops, my mistake, no katana on Russo.
59:45 <Frok> What, its a party?
59:53 <Frok> Where's the birthday cake?
59:54 * Russo sighs
00:06 * Aaron` shakes his head
00:17 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Sense motive
00:23 <Honey> !throw 1d20+6 Sense
00:23 <diebot> Honey, Sense: [1d20=7] 13
00:34 <dicebot> Russo, Sense motive: [1d20=3] 4
00:36 <Aaron`> !roll 1d20+1
00:37 <dicebot> Aaron`, 1d20+1: [1d20=14] 15
01:03 <kapow> "It is of significant importance that you carry out this task for me with haste and similarly discression."
01:32 <Frok> !roll 1d20 test
01:33 <dicebot> Frok, test: [1d20=6] 6
01:43 kapow gives voice to Frok
01:46 <Frok> !throw 1d20 test
01:46 <diebot> Frok, test: [1d20=9] 9
01:59 <Frok> Both dice hate me
02:12 <Frok> ...
02:13 <Honey> "I shall endeavor to carry out your will in  timely fashion."
02:28 <Aaron`> "We will attempt to be discrete. However these two, *Aaron points at Fork & Spork* Are not very good at such matters from what I have seen."
02:28 <kapow> "If you have no other illuminating questions than I suggest you enjoy the rest of the evening in my hospitality before leaving first thing tomorrow."
02:36 <Spork> "When we leavin, Honey?"
02:49 <Russo> First thing tomorrow
02:55 <Spork> "Whatcha mean? We're great at bein' whatever that word is ya said. The best."
03:23 <Honey> "Do you have a map for the destination I could perhaps study?"
03:26 <Russo> Maybe in discrete pieces, I could see.
03:32 <Frok> Splade :(
04:16 <kapow> "Unfortunetely I do not however I can tell you how to get there."
04:39 <Frok> "yeah! Where we goin' pretty lady?"
04:44 <Honey> "Thank you."
04:50 <Aaron`> "You say the castle disintegrated in an earthquake, who is to say the katana survived?"
05:03 <Frok> "wanna come fishing with me and Fork?!"
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05:52 <kapow> She takes you over to a table in the centre of her office it has maps and navigating tools laid out on it much like a war rooms table large oranate jade figures spatter positions on the map and an astralade straddles the side of the table flirting with the idea of falling.
06:06 <Mort> A n excited tengu flops in
06:08 <Mort> weee
06:10 Mort is now known as Kitaro
06:12 <kapow> "You go here and then you head north, when you get to here you turn east."
06:27 <kapow> she indicates several points on the map before your destination.
06:39 <kapow> "And you ruin is situated in this area."
07:03 <Frok> Someone copypasta the party parts for Mort?
07:20 <Frok> She wants to play with the kid too! 
35:34 <***> Buffer Playback...
35:35 <***> Playback Complete.
35:45 <Kitaro> "Ooh Furrry.."
35:46 <Frok> Fur?
35:48 <kapow> the man ushers you inside before addressing you in a slow hushed voice
35:49 * Kitaro stares at Russo
37:01 * Honey notices the Qadira man taking her friends aside.  Seems disgusted at his presence.
37:02 * Spork looks at Honey, expecting her to remember all the important stuff we're 'sposed to do.
37:12 <Honey> honey isnt there....
37:21 <Honey> she doesnt like Qadirans
37:21 <Kitaro> "Oh oh oh..yes I love profits, and I LOVE Fireworks!"
37:24 <kapow> “Like a fast-spoken djinn, I’ll get to the quick. I know where
37:25 <kapow> you are going. House Damaq of Qadira claim the ruin, but we
37:25 <kapow> are willing to allow you access for the price of a small deed
37:25 <kapow> easily accomplished during your adventure. You will be wellcompensated,
37:25 <kapow> I assure you, for profits are most rewarding
37:25 <kapow> when shared. I assume treasure-seekers like yourselves are
37:25 <kapow> interested in such a proposition?”
37:25 <kapow> Without waiting for an answer, he continues, his eyes intent
37:25 <kapow> and his posture rigid.
37:25 <kapow> “The ruin is Qadiran, which is why we claim it, and we are
37:25 <kapow> willing to defend it, but there are really only certain things left
37:25 <Frok> Kitaro rounded honey up
37:26 * Kitaro holds out her hand
37:29 <kapow> we believe there to be many within the ruins. All we ask that
37:30 <kapow> you do is to turn over all trade agreements you find to us
37:30 <kapow> as soon as you return to Absalom, as we will be able
37:30 <kapow> to hold the signers to them even centuries after
37:30 <kapow> their signing.
37:30 <kapow> “The satrap of Qadira—nay, the entire
37:30 <kapow> Padishah Empire of Kelesh—has much to offer
37:30 <kapow> the Pathfinder Society, and I personally have no
37:30 <kapow> qualms about sharing those resources with you,
37:30 <kapow> specifically. Shall we shake on this agreement?”
37:35 <Aaron`> "Profits? Sounds good."
37:47 <Kitaro> "Will you give me many many many fireworks?"
39:41 <Kitaro> "I LOVE Fireworks,they are so flashy!"
39:41 <Frok> Can we keep her?
39:41 <Spork> Never before have I ever thought someone sounded exactly like they're character.
39:41 <Spork> their.
39:41 <Frok> Lmao 
39:41 <Kitaro> "Okay how do those trade agreements look like"
39:41 <kapow> "What good man of trade gives things freely more than once, once to wet the appatite perhaps however we can talk prices in the future."
39:41 <Russo> What language are they in?
39:41 <kapow> in Asad’s Keep we are interested in: trade agreements, of which
39:41 <Kitaro> "I will remember your bargain Fireworkman!"
39:41 <Frok> "Santa!"
39:41 <Kitaro> "How do those trade agreements look like?"
39:41 <Frok> Stfu hydra 
39:41 <Kitaro> "How will we be able to identify then?"
41:42 * Honey wanders over...
41:48 <Frok> Sounds about right
42:04 <Kitaro> "But..I dont understand kelish, so how am I going to tell them apart?"
42:08 <Honey> "What are you all doing over here so secret?"
42:12 <Frok> "honey! Listen to this man! He has goodies?"
42:13 <kapow> "They are most likely written in an old form of kelish."
42:23 <Kitaro> "Maybe I can bring you every piece of paper I can find down there?"
42:57 <Kitaro> dont think I have any local trained
42:59 <Kitaro> acutally
43:07 <Kitaro> not the brainy type of tengu
43:43 <Honey> "What paper are we going to go get?"
44:16 <Kitaro> "WHOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOO! I AM TOTALLY AWESOME!"
44:27 <Honey> i assume you guys tell me the deal.
44:41 <Kitaro> "Thats the FUNNEST PARTY I've EVERY HAD IN MY LIFE!"
44:46 <Frok> Well... Um.. 
44:48 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 fort save
44:49 <diebot> Spork, fort save: [1d20=16] 21
44:55 <Frok> I think fork drinks until he's drunk. 
45:00 <Kitaro> I willl
45:10 <Kitaro> "Firework man will give us shinies ifwe get him paper!"
45:24 <Kitaro> "Sounds like good deal, since firework man has sparky shinies!"
45:36 <Kitaro> "He calls it Trade Agreements, and they are in Kelish"
45:42 <Frok> !roll 1d20+5 fort
45:43 <dicebot> Frok, fort: [1d20=9] 14
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45:59 <Kitaro> hi sushi
46:01 <Spork> !roll 5#1d20+5 fort saves in mass
46:02 <dicebot> Spork, fort saves in mass: [1d20=3] 8, [1d20=14] 19, [1d20=5] 10, [1d20=16] 21, [1d20=5] 10
46:25 <MincedSushi> Hey person I don't know~
46:38 <Kitaro> its mort dude sushi
46:40 <kapow> fork give me 5 consec fort saves
46:41 <Kitaro> Im tengu in this
46:42 <Kitaro> hehe
46:47 * Honey speaks to the Trade prince about the papers.  Specifically who the contracts might be between.
46:56 <Frok> .
47:17 <Frok> !roll 5#1d20+5 fortastic 
47:18 <dicebot> Frok, fortastic: [1d20=16] 21, [1d20=20] 25, [1d20=14] 19, [1d20=7] 12, [1d20=10] 15
47:27 <Frok> Fuck yeah
47:36 <Spork> "You filled mine up more!"
47:39 <Frok> That's all days high rolls right there
47:48 <MincedSushi> Lol
47:51 <Kitaro> anyway the result is we get 2 passed out..orcs.
48:25 <Spork> But Fork stayed upright longer, or puked less. And that makes him the strong brother.
48:54 * Frok gives sport the bandana
49:09 <Kitaro> I think they'll be hungover the next day
49:46 <Honey> "Alright everyone, I bought a scroll of Comprehend Languages so that we can find the correct trade agreements."
49:54 <Kitaro> "Oh, I have scroll too!"
50:02 <kapow> as did everyone else except the barbarians XP
50:04 <Aaron`> "Sounds good"
50:12 <kapow> and aaron
50:18 <Kitaro> "I know wizards have great magicky..so I asked them for help in understand things and they gave me this!"
50:23 <Kitaro> "For 25 GP!"
50:52 <Kitaro> "Sometimes scrolls like me, but sometimes they dont!"
50:59 <kapow> 220.245.217.184
51:02 <Kitaro> "I also have stick, sometimes stick likes me, sometimes it doesnt!"
51:14 <Honey> Pink
51:15 <Kitaro> pink K
51:16 <Kitaro> oh shit
51:18 <Spork> Fork and Spork are green.
51:20 <Aaron`> Light blue or grey
51:20 <Honey> I WIN!
51:23 <Kitaro> nevermind. Blue K
51:26 <Frok> I want a devca android version kthx
51:31 <Spork> Different shades of green. I'm the pretty one.
51:45 <Russo> Gray
52:45 <Honey> I lead from the Middle.
52:46 <Spork> Fork and Spork usually follow the smart people, from infront.
52:52 <Spork> We understand this isn't exactly simple.
53:10 <Frok> Wall of orcs!
53:14 <Honey> they do what i say not because im the smartest, but because im good at talking them into doing things they wouldnt otherwise do
53:22 <Spork> Between the two of us, we can usually figure out left and right with accuracy.
53:56 * Honey seeing the narrow path...
54:04 <Honey> "Lets go around the rocks boys!"
54:21 <Honey> sure
54:31 <Spork> "Hey Spork, I found you a good stick!"
54:44 <Kitaro> acreen still black
54:49 <Spork> "Gnawed all the extra bits off an' everything."
54:59 <Kitaro> k found it
55:25 <Kitaro> btwsorry I got my cept mods wrong
55:26 <Spork> !roll 1d20+2 perception
55:27 <Kitaro> should be +7
55:27 <dicebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=3] 5
55:32 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+7
55:32 <diebot> Kitaro, 1d20+7: [1d20=18] 25
55:33 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1
55:33 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Perc
55:33 <diebot> Honey, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19
55:33 <dicebot> Russo, Perc: [1d20=15] 16
55:34 <Aaron`> !roll 1d20+5 See all the things!
55:35 <dicebot> Aaron`, See all the things!: [1d20=11] 16
55:37 <Kitaro> I see everything..
55:38 <Frok> !throw 1d20+2 per
55:39 <diebot> Frok, per: [1d20=4] 6
55:52 <Frok> Fork sees spork!
55:57 <Frok> TOES!
56:09 <Honey> im currently being attacked by a 4lb terror
56:22 <Honey> mort wanna see a rediculously cute dog?
56:24 <Frok> Or my peen?
56:26 <Kitaro> ya!
56:42 <Kitaro> "Theres a tallish figure running across the rocks"
56:43 <Honey> video on +
56:46 <Honey> s36kype!
57:20 <Honey> he doesnt want to stay still
57:27 <kapow> “How long will it take you all to cure, I wonder? You seem so
57:28 <kapow> full of life, and I am oh so hungry.”
57:51 <kapow> “Friends, it is I, Maurit Zergo, a Pathfinder as well, even in this
57:52 <kapow> horrid form. I can help you, if you will take the help of someone
57:52 <kapow> as damned as I.” She almost seems normal and living for a
57:52 <kapow> second, but soon shambles back to her crooked slouch.
57:55 <Honey> "We learned quite well how to cure in the Pathfinder Society!"
57:59 <Kitaro> "Hey, Im not your meal!"
58:10 <Russo> Knowledge religion?
58:32 <Russo> !roll 1d20+5 Know (Rel)
58:33 <dicebot> Russo, Know (Rel): [1d20=11] 16
58:49 <Frok> "he doesnt look so good..."
59:00 <Russo> She, I think.
59:14 <Spork> "I think she wants to eat ya, Spork."
59:29 <Russo> Talking to yourself?
59:43 <Russo> Appears to be a ghoul, folks
59:49 <Kitaro> no they makix up fork and spork all the time
59:55 <Kitaro> somuch that gm gets confused
00:09 <kapow> "I'm not a man you sssssilly orcish type."
00:23 <Kitaro> "I dont taste good."
00:28 <Honey> "What has brought you to this state?"
00:31 <Kitaro> "Believe me. I dont"
00:39 <Honey> state of being, not state country
00:49 <Frok> Hey we don't really get confused... Just lost...
01:41 * Kitaro puffs up her feathers to look more threatening
02:02 * Spork whispers, or tries to. Hes loud anyway. "What're we gonna do with her?"
02:18 <Russo> She's undead. What do you think we should do with her?
02:34 <Kitaro> "I dont like anyone who might think of eating me"
02:38 * Frok holds up his club questioningly
02:38 <Aaron`> Well that one guy did say to kill every undead we come across….
02:39 <kapow> "My party of pathfinders stumbled across the ruins here some several days ago and as we where exploring a wretched ghoul attacked us, those cowards left me for dead. And now I suffer the same ill fate as the creature we discovered."
02:45 <Honey> "Well perhaps there is a way to cure her.  Will you submit to a physical inspection"
03:00 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+0 intimidate
03:00 <diebot> Kitaro, intimidate: [1d20=4] 4
03:20 <Russo> Do we want to talk with her?
03:30 <Kitaro> honey wants to
03:31 * Spork takes Fork's club, and gives him a practically identical club instead.
03:33 <Honey> russo are you talking in character?
03:44 <kapow> "I would give anything to be returned to my former self and retake my position within the society."
03:48 <Honey> if so could you use quotation marks?
03:54 * Kitaro eyes the THING suspiciously
04:05 <Kitaro> "I dont like anyone who says she wants to eat me up"
04:07 <Russo> "Do we want to talk with her?"
04:24 <kapow> "No need to ruffle your feathers at me, I simply seek to help my fellow pathfinders."
04:28 <Kitaro> "I dont trust her. She already said she wanted to eat us up when we first met"
04:41 <Kitaro> "You said that you were hungry, and looked at me like I was a chicken drumstick"
04:45 <Frok> Hungover orcs will at anything
04:57 <Honey> "If you would be willing to be restrained, for your own safety as well as ours. Perhaps we could bring you back to the Society and they can help you."
05:00 <Frok> Its because no balligitar! :D
05:01 * Kitaro glares at Mauro
05:05 <kapow> "I never said I wanted to eat you, though on second thoughts I'm sure you would taste a lot like chicken i liked chicken."
05:16 <Kitaro> "I DO NOT TASTE LIKE CHICKEN"
05:23 <Honey> kitaro you totaly taste like chicken
05:26 <Kitaro> "Im really not worth it I tell you"
05:27 <Aaron`> "We were told to kill every undead we found. Something about them being in torture or something."
05:30 <Frok> Mmmmchicken 
05:34 * Aaron` says this as passively as possible
05:35 * Kitaro gives an indiigant SQAWK
05:40 <Spork> "Huh. Here that Fork, don't taste like chicken. There goes that idea."
05:53 <kapow> "How would I be able to help you if I was restrained? I can fight as well as any of you if not better remember I am a pathfinder also."
05:58 <Russo> "In torment, and bound or enslaved by undeath."
06:00 <Kitaro> "I dont trust her. She might eat us up"
06:01 <Frok> "Wonder if mrslouchy tastes like chicken?"
06:17 <Aaron`> "What Russo said."
06:21 * Kitaro is mighty ruffled now, and leaning foward
06:34 <Honey> "But how long until your hunger overwhelms you?"
06:36 * Frok holds up his club again, still questioning
07:22 <Honey> "At which point we would be in severe danger.  I'm already dealing with those two," Points at the Half-Orcs, "running around half cocked."
07:28 <Kitaro> "I dont think she can be trusted to not eat us"
07:34 <Honey> I KNOW
07:47 <Spork> "So yer sayin'..."
07:49 * Kitaro glares at her and squawks
07:53 <Russo> "Do you want me to try and make her my friend?"
07:54 <kapow> "Longer than I would normally if i where to be doing something that pertains to a memory of my human life, such as aiding my fellow pathfinders."
07:56 * Spork holds up Fork's club.
08:16 <Kitaro> "I dont trust "Friends" who say they want to eat you up"
08:24 * Russo sighs
08:25 <Kitaro> "I may look like a chicken but I am NOT a chicken"
08:34 <Honey> "I want to help her.  If we are taking a vote."
08:40 <Russo> "Looks like checken to me, too."
08:45 <kapow> "I've heard of centuries old ghouls speaking of things from their lives up until the point of their demise if only they have something to hold onto from the former life."
08:58 <Kitaro> "I dont trust her"
09:07 <Kitaro> "If she is coming along with us she has to be tied up.
09:12 <Frok> Ohh, can i have a 10 minute meal break after this encounter?
09:17 <Kitaro> wtf.
09:18 <Kitaro> lol
09:20 <Frok> Pretty please
09:21 <Kitaro> nubs I just had breakie
09:24 <Frok> Tashes starving
09:30 <Honey> sure.
09:32 <Kitaro> me yeah whynot
09:36 <Honey> i need to make me a sammich
09:40 <Russo> Sure, gotta call someone back.
09:46 <Frok> All this talk about chicken...
09:48 <Kitaro> ill check on the stuff Im seasoning
09:56 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+1 sensemotive @kapow
09:58 <Spork> !throw 1d20-2 sense motive @kapow
10:07 <Honey> !throw 1d20+6 @kapow
10:14 <Aaron`> !roll 1d20+1 will she eat meh? @kapow
10:33 <kapow> .!throw 1d20+! sense motive @kapow
10:38 <Frok> 1roll 1d20-2 sense @kapow 
10:40 <Russo> !throw 1d20+1 sense motive @kapow
10:44 <Frok> Fuck you phone
11:03 <Frok> !roll 1d20-2 sm @kapow 
11:09 <Frok> Did that work?
11:55 <Spork> "Awwwww she just wants to go 'venturin' again!"
11:57 <Honey> "I'm sure she just wants to help."
12:02 <Kitaro> "I think she's changed her mind though..she doenst look at me like Im edible"
12:07 <Aaron`> "Lets just go. We could use help and if she attacks us, we fight back. Simple."
12:10 <Kitaro> "Maybe I was seeing things earlier"
12:21 <Spork> "Put 'er in front, huh?"
12:24 * Kitaro shakes her head
12:29 <Kitaro> "I think its too early in the morning"
12:36 <Honey> i try to get everyone to let the ghoul come with us
12:40 <Kitaro> "Or too much punch last night..seein and hearin things"
12:48 <Honey> !throw 1d20+10 Diplo
12:49 <diebot> Honey, Diplo: [1d20=2] 12
12:58 <Honey> however im not very smooth.
13:06 <Spork> "Come on Fork, can't ya see? Shes used to runnin' around and killin things, like us!"
13:12 <Kitaro> "Ah no worries, shes good..we've just picked up a new buddy"
13:20 <Frok> "smash!"
13:47 <Spork> "Yeah, you lead the way.. an that way if ya figure to find out of our bird tastes like chicken, we can clobber ya."
13:59 <Kitaro> "I do NOT taste like chicken!"
14:00 * Spork nods, as if this were obvious and not a talk about casual murder.
14:18 * Kitaro feathers are ruffled again.
14:50 * Kitaro glares at Spork
14:56 <Russo> "If you want, Kitaro, I wll be happy to do a taste test and let you know."
15:08 * Kitaro glares at Russo and pokes her beak at him
15:24 <Kitaro> k
15:28 <Frok> Yay
15:30 <Honey> cool... imma make me a sammich
15:55 <Honey> also totally awesome people didnt auto kill ghoul... first time its not dead right off.
16:06 * Fork casuallyfries some chicken
16:22 <Russo> AFK
16:53 <Kitaro> depends on character
17:10 <Kitaro> dont have any reason to autokill her..except that she looked at me like..I might be edible
17:16 <Kitaro> again it loooks like entire party is doing that so..
17:19 <Kitaro> Im not edible :)
18:13 <Kitaro> thankfully Im having pork for lunch
21:58 <Russo> BAK
26:01 <Kitaro> listening to Evanecense..whisper
26:06 <Kitaro> I should find a themesong for kitaro
26:08 <Spork> I'm eating.
26:33 <Kitaro> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QH2-TGUlwu4
26:35 <Spork> Found it
26:35 <Spork> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4utKWsS52I8
26:39 <Kitaro> probalby this would be more appropriate
26:57 <Aaron`> back
27:05 <Kitaro> lol birdman :P
27:18 <Kitaro> I dont have magic so to speak in this
27:48 <Spork> Wheres the nyandalee skin, kapow?
28:31 <Spork> I want to see that, and a sackboy amumu.
28:44 <Kitaro> all my magic is borrowed..
28:57 <Spork> honey's the slow one
28:58 <Kitaro> Im around
29:02 <Kitaro> my brother is palying piano
29:07 <Kitaro> so Ill keep it turned off mic
29:19 <Kitaro> unless you wanted to hear all that?
29:25 <Russo> No, thanks
29:27 <Frok> Aw no piano with out meals?
29:53 <Spork> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-WErNe1x18
30:02 <Spork> Themesongs!
30:28 <Aaron`> What did I just watch?
30:37 <Aaron`> Because I have no clue.
30:58 <kapow> While we've all been afking Maurit gives everyone the lay of the land.
31:01 <Spork> She moonlights as a DJ when shes not being a champion in the League.
31:29 <Kitaro> "So where are the trade agreements Maurit?"
31:30 <Frok> No way. 
31:44 <Kitaro> "I have a guy who will give us sparkies if we bring those back to him!"
31:47 <Kitaro> "Youl
32:02 <Kitaro> "Youll love those sparkies, it was of a Huge sized version of me, it was TOTALLY WICKED SICK!"
32:07 <Kitaro> (thats all to maurit)
32:47 <kapow> She informs you that there is a small tribe of kobolds led by a human who seems to change colours the dwell within she's heard them skittering about but doesn't know exactly where. Although she's seen the colourful one carrying a green katana of sorts.
33:02 <Russo> "Katana!"
33:10 <Kitaro> "Oh that one, Amara Li was lookin  for it, which room was it again?"
33:34 <Kitaro> "I might get a Green Jade Statue shiny if I found the Katana!"
33:50 <Aaron`> "Good. I want to shoot some stuff up."
33:53 <kapow> She tells you that her and her party discovered 2 wells one of which appeared to be haunted and the other seemed to run off and was extremely deep that she has seen some creatures straying in and out of the ruins through.
34:25 <Russo> "Kobolds taste like snake?"
34:25 <Kitaro> "Eeee. I dont like ghosts"
35:00 <kapow> Maurit in addition to this sketches you guys a rough map of the interior of the ruins in the sandy gorge
35:03 <Honey> "So here's what im thinking.   We find the Katana and Trade contracts, we give the Katana to Amara Li and we tell the Trade Prince if he wants the Contracts hes gotta get Maurit a raise dead or Resurrection or whatever she might need."
35:05 <Kitaro> "I need to ask Magicky back in Absalom what to do with Ghosties"
35:33 <Kitaro> "Thanks Maurit! You're a Good one, Once we get the trade Agreements back, we can play with fireworks together!"
35:39 <Kitaro> "You'll love it I promise!"
35:57 <Spork> "Right. So, we're gonna go get the things now?"
36:22 <Russo> 'Sure, Spork, sure."
36:32 <Spork> "Fork. Hes Spork."
36:34 * Spork points.
36:52 <Russo> "Sure, you betcha."
37:31 * Russo mutters something in Senzar again.
37:57 * Kitaro points at Fork. "Hes the strong brother, he drank more then spork"
38:44 <kapow> "Trade agreements?"
38:50 <kapow> "What trade agreements?"
38:55 <Kitaro> "Yes Trade Agreements. Paper with Kelish written on it!"
39:09 <kapow> Maurit bounces excitedly
39:17 <Kitaro> "Well I figure we can get all the pieces of paper. Then put them together, and use one of our Magickies on it!"
39:22 <Kitaro> "Sometimes Scrolls like me too!"
39:52 <kapow> "Yessss yess I've seen them there's kelish papers all through the ruins I'll show oyu, I'll show you, let Maurit show you wheres they all are."
39:52 <Honey> "A trade prince asked we retrieve them.  We can use it to bargain for some restorative magic for you."
40:13 <Spork> "Right. Show us!"
40:14 <Kitaro> "We'll get it together, you'll be a pathfinder again and we can play with fireworks!"
40:29 <Honey> "Get you back to the living, being a pathfinder again."
40:39 <Honey> "How does that sound for you?"
40:48 <Kitaro> "And we can..."
40:52 <Kitaro> (whisper.. to Maurit..)
41:00 <Kitaro> (fire fireworks into Amara Li's Koi pond..)
41:18 <Russo> "Honey, do you have Bless on your spell list?"
41:18 <kapow> "I likes fireworks, yes I do, I do don't we."
41:29 <kapow> Maurit appears to be somewaht talking to herself as she says this
41:39 <Kitaro> "You'll love those fireworks Fireworkman has. They make a Big Birdman like me in the sky!"
41:50 <Honey> "It's a Staple spell."
41:55 <kapow> White Area with H is the Haunted well.
42:17 <kapow> Orange Area with T is where the Kelish written papers are.
42:23 * Russo lends Honey a scroll with 2 copies each of Bless and CLW on it."
42:36 <Honey> russo what is your class?
42:40 * Kitaro gives honey her CLW Stick
42:40 <Aaron`> "Alright wants to kill some kobolds."
42:41 <kapow> Red area with K is where all the kobolds have been living
42:48 <Kitaro> "We must get the shinies!"
42:54 <Frok> Kobalds taste like chicken?
43:05 <Honey> "Please stop shoving things at me."
43:06 <kapow> Yellow W is the deep well that creatures meander in and out of from time to time
43:12 * Russo taps his healing wand, as well.
43:22 <Kitaro> "I dont think so..I heard some kobolds boastin in town they were descendents..of dragons?"
43:32 <Kitaro> "They might taste like dragon then?"
43:39 * Honey hands everything back to everyone.
43:41 * Frok perks up
43:44 * Kitaro takes wand back
43:45 <Russo> "Snake, I think."
43:45 <Frok> Dragons?!
44:00 <kapow> "It's true we's tell you more once we killses the kobldsies."
44:00 * Russo shrugs
44:03 <Kitaro> "Well they were drunk in their cups, and boastin, Im the descendent of a dragon"
44:04 <Frok> Fork likes dragons
44:08 <Kitaro> "And set the table on fire..after"
44:16 <Kitaro> "They got thrown out into the street after that"
44:20 * Russo takes back his scroll.
44:32 <Kitaro> "you know, I dont think kobolds are very safe people to be around"
44:38 <kapow> "Ooooh maybes I can eat the koboldsies I never tasted dragonses before yes that would be nice."
44:58 <Aaron`> "Considering we are about to kill a bunch of them, I would say no."
45:01 <Kitaro> "Im not sure..maybe if you ate it might set you on fire?"
45:09 <Kitaro> "They set the table on fire back then.."
45:21 <Kitaro> TRADE AGREEMENTS!
45:23 <Frok> (is everyone back?)
45:26 <Spork> trade papers!
46:15 * Aaron` shall head up to U12
47:12 * Frok blows a raspberry at it
47:20 <Frok> "he started it?"
47:23 <kapow> Attached to the north wall at this corridor junction is the relief
47:24 <kapow> carving of a giant face. The relief is that of a Qadiran man with
47:24 <kapow> a billowing beard. His eyes are closed, and his lips are parted,
47:24 <kapow> as if he were blowing out a flame. His lips frame a deep hole
47:24 <kapow> in the wall. The paint once adorning the relief is chipped and
47:24 <kapow> faded, but traces of its brilliant blues and pristine whites are
47:24 <kapow> still visible here and there. On the man’s forehead is a single
47:24 <kapow> Kelish word, carved in a flowing script.
47:38 * Honey shrugs and walks past it.
47:40 <Kitaro> "Its not a trade agreement. Trade agreements are on paper"
47:55 <Kitaro> "Im not using my scroll on it"
48:01 * Aaron` ignores it and looks for stuff to shoot
48:09 <Kitaro> move us up
48:17 <Honey> also... i have swiss cheese
48:19 * Frok raspberry
48:20 <Kitaro> kapow, Id follow that guy but Id point him not to forget the trade agreemnt
48:55 <Honey> what do we see chuck?
49:20 <kapow> Three rounded alcoves in this chamber contain the rotting
49:20 <kapow> remains of scroll shelves, honeycombing from floor to ceiling.
49:20 <kapow> Scattered amid the compromised shelving are damaged
49:20 <kapow> scrolls, and a number of still-sealed scroll tubes. A glimmering
49:20 <kapow> trickle of water seeps down from the ceiling in the northwest
49:20 <kapow> corner of the room.
49:39 <Spork> "Papers. No picutres. Boring."
49:50 <Kitaro> "We're here for the PAPERS"
49:59 <Kitaro> "Get those trade agreements, and we get Fireworks fromFirework man"
50:05 * Honey is talking to Maurit.
50:11 <Frok> "where are the dragons?"
50:29 <Kitaro> "The other side, we Get the papers first. So we can get sparkies later"
50:31 * Aaron` looks around for the most intact scrolls
50:44 <Kitaro> go to T
50:47 <Kitaro> and start searching
50:53 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+7 perception
50:54 <diebot> Kitaro, perception: [1d20=4] 11
50:54 <Kitaro> yeah
51:18 <Honey> im searching carefully in the corner where i am standing.
51:21 <Frok> "ya'll should hurry... This orc needs to fart..."
51:43 <Honey> !throw 1d20+1 Perc
51:43 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Perception
51:43 <diebot> Honey, Perc: [1d20=12] 13
51:44 <dicebot> Russo, Perception: [1d20=14] 15
51:48 <Kitaro> "Get out of the room for goodness sake"
51:54 <Aaron`> !roll 1d20+5 see all the scrolls!
51:55 <dicebot> Aaron`, see all the scrolls!: [1d20=6] 11
51:58 <Aaron`> or nto
51:59 <Aaron`> not*
52:08 <Frok> !throw 1d20-2 smart one!
52:08 <diebot> Frok, smart one!: [1d20=13] 11
52:30 <Spork> !roll 1d20+2 perception
52:31 <dicebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=7] 9
53:03 <Frok> +2?
53:09 <Frok> Mines 15 then
53:16 <Kitaro> I cant read kelish without magical help
53:22 <Frok> I have no char sheet in bed
53:29 <Spork> perception's +2.
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53:38 <Honey> "Gather the Papers up.  We will read them after we find them all."
53:48 * Kitaro takes up all the papers
53:54 <Russo> "I agree with Honey."
54:02 <Kitaro> "Shoudl we use magicky now?"
54:21 <Honey> "Not your Kitaro.  Despite your claws your fingers tend to be a bit sticky."
54:27 <Aaron`> "Might as well. No reason to carry the ones we don't need."
54:39 <Kitaro> "Sticky? What do you mean?"
54:50 <Kitaro> "I will give them to fireworkman for More Fireworks!"
55:02 * Honey gives Kitaro a baleful look.
55:10 <Kitaro> "Is there anything wrong?"
55:13 * Kitaro is puzzled
55:29 <Kitaro> "I give them to firework man, we have more fireworks, and we can shoot fireworks into Amara Li's Koi Pond!"
55:33 <Kitaro> "Itll be fun fun fun!"
55:38 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+1 fortitude
55:38 <diebot> Kitaro, fortitude: [1d20=11] 12
56:14 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 fortitude like the strong brother
56:15 * Frok mocks kitaro "fun fun fun!"
56:15 <diebot> Spork, fortitude like the strong brother: [1d20=12] 17
56:53 <Kitaro> "I cant see!! Im blind!"
57:13 <Honey> i think technically everything went red...
57:14 <spider21b> ( hey guys and girsl what's up?)
57:14 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+7 initiative
57:15 <diebot> Kitaro, initiative: [1d20=19] 26
57:16 <Spork> @init
57:21 <Kitaro> uh wait sorry it was a +6
57:24 <Russo> !!roll 1d20+3 Initiative
57:25 <Spork> !roll 1d20+2 initiative
57:26 <dicebot> Spork, initiative: [1d20=2] 4
57:29 <Honey> !throw 1d20+0 Init
57:29 <diebot> Honey, Init: [1d20=15] 15
57:30 <Aaron`> !roll 1d20+5 init
57:32 <dicebot> Aaron`, init: [1d20=4] 9
57:36 <Russo> !roll 1d20+3 Initiative
57:37 <dicebot> Russo, Initiative: [1d20=13] 16
57:52 <Frok> !roll 1d20+2 init 
57:54 <dicebot> Frok, init: [1d20=18] 20
58:01 <Frok> Zomgah
58:06 <Frok> A pass!
58:49 <kapow> !blinded
58:55 * Frok snatches his bandanna off sporks head and wears it with pride
58:59 <Kitaro> move 3 east
59:02 <kapow> ??blinded
59:09 <Kitaro> Im not moving more then half speed so I dont need to acro check
59:14 <Honey> <?Blinded
59:15 <Kitaro> end turn
59:17 <Kitaro> getting the fk out of here
59:42 <Spork> ??blinded
00:01 <Honey> <?Blind
00:14 <Honey> i dunno what the command is
00:28 <Russo> 14
00:29 <Aaron`> 18
00:46 <Spork> 17
00:48 <Spork> for both of us
01:05 <Kitaro> 111
01:06 <Kitaro> 11 ac
01:19 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+1 fort again
01:19 <diebot> Kitaro, fort again: [1d20=20] 21
01:27 <kapow> !roll 1d4+2
01:28 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4+2: [1d4=3] 5
01:38 <Kitaro> "Owwww! Theres are monster in here!"
02:02 <kapow> "Flesh hunger so hungry FEEED!! MUST EAT BIRD TASTES LIKE CHICKEN!!!!"
02:08 <Honey> YES!
02:20 <Kitaro> 5/10
02:30 <Kitaro> so I take it I dont get anywhere?
02:36 <Honey> im gonna lol if she gets ghoul, paralyzed and blinded all in one round
02:43 <Kitaro> I started first.
02:51 <Kitaro> so I was trying to move out of the area after getting blinded
03:08 <Kitaro> no becuase i cant know..
03:11 <Honey> i knew!
03:18 <Kitaro> k end turn then
03:20 <Honey> well ive played them enough to know
03:31 <Kitaro> I know if I metagame,but Im not supposed to :)
03:33 <Honey> but i kept my mouth shut cause... ITS SO COOL!
03:45 <Kitaro> acutally if she is a rogue - she gets her sneak attakc on me
03:46 <Kitaro> just fyi
03:47 <kapow> !roll 1d6+2
03:48 <dicebot> kapow, 1d6+2: [1d6=1] 3
03:58 <Kitaro> blinded = denied dex
04:10 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+1 fort save again
04:10 <diebot> Kitaro, fort save again: [1d20=11] 12
04:38 <Kitaro> most of the time the party kos
04:40 <Kitaro> yep
04:42 <kapow> !roll 1d4+1
04:43 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4+1: [1d4=3] 4
04:52 <kapow> !roll 1d4+2
04:54 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4+2: [1d4=1] 3
05:02 * Kitaro collapses on the ground
05:04 <kapow> !roll 2d4+4
05:07 <dicebot> kapow, 2d4+4: [2d4=1,1] 6
05:25 <kapow> "Flesh eat devour chicken delicious!!!!!"
05:25 <Honey> im gonna guess unconcious...
06:07 <kapow> Kitaro is on -7/10 and paralzyed
06:20 <Kitaro> you sure?
06:22 <Russo> Where did she wind up?
06:25 <Honey> chicken got fucked up!
06:30 <Kitaro> 6+3+5 = 14?
06:35 <kapow> -5 hp AoO
06:38 <Kitaro> k
06:41 <kapow> -3 hp Bite
06:48 <kapow> - 4 hp claw 1
06:53 <kapow> - 6 hp claw 2 crit
07:12 <Russo> -8
07:13 <kapow> sorry claw 1 was for 3 points of damage
07:20 <kapow> the 4 was rounds for paralysis
07:20 <Russo> -7
07:21 <Kitaro> kk
08:16 <Honey> whack mort?
09:20 <Kitaro> I dont need my weapons out.
09:26 <Kitaro> but thats a different story
09:29 <Spork> Spork and Fork both DID have their clubs out right at the start.
09:30 * Honey honey doesnt... shes using her quarterstaff for a walking stick.
09:45 <Kitaro> Im always armed anyway.
09:46 <Spork> We were using them to silently ask if it was time to kill Maurit.
09:52 * Aaron` wanted to kill the kobalds at first so weapon out
10:06 <Honey> you cant move but can take move action if you take a 5 foot step.
11:14 <Honey> ugh... little shit dogs are barking....
11:21 <Fork> Bite them.
11:22 <Honey> i hate small dogs i really do.
11:22 <Fork> RAGE!
11:38 <Fork> !roll ed20+ 3
11:45 <Fork> !roll 1d20+ 3
11:46 <dicebot> Fork, 1d20+ 3: [1d20=2+ 3] 2
11:48 <Kitaro> your attack mods should be higher then that
12:02 <Honey> much.... much higher....
12:03 <Kitaro> you have at least 18 str.
12:13 <Honey> 1bab 4str 2 flank
12:19 <Kitaro> and raging already
12:36 <Fork> !throw 1d20+10
12:36 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+10: [1d20=2] 12
12:41 <Honey> oh super barb!
12:48 <Honey> well super str barb
12:52 <Spork> wait till I rage.
12:53 <Fork> "GEDDOFF MY BIRD!"
12:55 <Spork> then it gets super
13:31 <Kitaro> wont bother..I dont get to see anything anyway
13:31 <Aaron`> !roll 1d20+3 fort save
13:32 <dicebot> Aaron`, fort save: [1d20=4] 7
13:35 <Spork> !throw 1d20+5 fort
13:36 <diebot> Spork, fort: [1d20=5] 10
13:37 <Russo> !roll 1d20+1 Fort
13:38 <dicebot> Russo, Fort: [1d20=5] 6
13:51 <Fork> !throw 1D20+7
13:56 <Honey> !throw 1d20+2 Fort
13:56 <diebot> Honey, Fort: [1d20=2] 4
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14:05 <Honey> everyone shall be blinded for an hour!
14:14 <Fork> !throw 1d20+7 fort
14:15 <diebot> Fork, fort: [1d20=11] 18
14:48 <kapow> !roll 1d4+1
14:49 <dicebot> kapow, 1d4+1: [1d4=3] 4
15:28 <Kitaro> it is..
15:39 <Kitaro> btw if you have brains you can do an avert gaze trick
15:43 <Kitaro> I did it with my magus the last time
16:18 <Fork> hp 13/17
16:45 <kapow> russo it is your turn
17:19 <kapow> !rng hit miss
17:19 <diebot> kapow, hit
17:25 <Kitaro> -4 to attack rolls
17:25 <Kitaro> btw
17:30 <Kitaro> and I hope you have shoot into meelee stuff:D
17:41 <Russo> !roll 1d20+3-4 Ray of Frost
17:42 <dicebot> Russo, Ray of Frost: [1d20=1] 0
17:57 <Honey> move 1 east, channel 
17:59 <Honey> !throw 1d6
18:00 <diebot> Honey, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
18:06 <Honey> end turn
18:13 <Honey> to heal.
18:36 <kapow> -5/10
18:40 <Honey> thats west man....
18:44 <Kitaro> west btw
18:57 <Kitaro> you provoke
19:04 <Kitaro> if you use a ranged weapon at point blank
19:49 <Kitaro> and shoot into melee
20:08 <kapow> !rng hit miss
20:08 <diebot> kapow, miss
20:11 <Aaron`> !roll 1d20+6
20:12 <dicebot> Aaron`, 1d20+6: [1d20=2] 8
20:35 <Spork> SPORK RAGES
20:45 <Spork> and attacks where he thinks the enemy is, just north of him
21:12 <Spork> !roll 1d20+12 club it to death!
21:13 <dicebot> Spork, club it to death!: [1d20=18] 30
21:16 <Kitaro> -4
21:17 <Kitaro> forblinded
21:18 <Kitaro> anyway
21:23 <Kitaro> blinded you take - to attakc rolls
21:36 <kapow> !rng hit miss
21:37 <diebot> kapow, hit
21:41 <Kitaro> hm okay
21:42 <Kitaro> LOL
21:45 <Kitaro> BLIND BARBARIAN
21:50 * Fork ducks
21:53 <Spork> !roll 1d6+13 BASH IT WITH A CLUB
21:54 <dicebot> Spork, BASH IT WITH A CLUB: [1d6=6] 19
22:19 <Spork> !roll 1d20+7 bite!
22:21 <dicebot> Spork, bite!: [1d20=7] 14
22:50 <Kitaro> it becomes a secondary attack
23:47 <Spork> "Uh.. Fork?"
23:51 <Spork> "Fork?"
24:04 <Fork> "SPLAAAAAADEEEE!"
24:05 <Spork> "SOMEBODY HEAL FORK!"
24:08 * Fork cries
24:43 <Kitaro> orcs of golarion
24:46 <Fork> "I'm not hit!"
24:47 <Kitaro> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/amplified-rage-teamwork
24:51 <Kitaro> wanted to do it with a badger
24:52 <Kitaro> but never mind
25:47 <Spork> "Oh. Who is hit?
26:10 <Spork> "Did I get the dead one?"
26:16 <Spork> "Back to being real dead now?"
27:02 <Fork> "But she's been clobbered! I think she's done chewin' on my birdie!" 
27:20 <Honey> dead things dont cry out in pain.
27:34 <Kitaro> no. I dont have diehard
27:48 <Fork> "She be dust"
28:21 * Honey cries at the news.
29:20 <Fork> !throw 1d20+8
29:20 <diebot> Fork, 1d20+8: [1d20=10] 18
29:24 <Kitaro> barbarians have ton of rage.
29:52 <Kitaro> no lesser
30:05 <Fork> !throw 1d6+10 SMASHYCRASHIE
30:05 <diebot> Fork, SMASHYCRASHIE: [1d6=6] 16
30:17 <Fork> diediedie!
30:39 <Kitaro> no 2 handed
30:53 <Kitaro> I dont think they can twf..
31:00 <Kitaro> yet. I dont know about ..growing claws
31:02 <Kitaro> they might
31:21 <Fork> !throw 1d20+7 fort
31:22 <diebot> Fork, fort: [1d20=4] 11
31:50 <Kitaro> rage gives you + 4 con
31:55 <Kitaro> you did take that into account did you?
32:01 <Spork> thats why its +7.
32:04 <Kitaro> k
32:09 <Kitaro> no armor class lol
32:36 <Honey> shit happens aaron
32:36 <kapow> !roll 2d4+2
32:37 <dicebot> kapow, 2d4+2: [2d4=1,4] 7
32:44 <Honey> at least its not the ghoul up....
32:52 <kapow> !roll 1d3+1
32:53 <dicebot> kapow, 1d3+1: [1d3=1] 2
32:54 <kapow> !roll 1d3+1
32:55 <dicebot> kapow, 1d3+1: [1d3=1] 2
33:15 <Fork> hp 4/17
02:28 <Honey> "I shall endeavor to carry out your will in  timely fashion."
02:43 <Aaron`> "We will attempt to be discrete. However these two, *Aaron points at Fork & Spork* Are not very good at such matters from what I have seen."
02:44 <kapow> "If you have no other illuminating questions than I suggest you enjoy the rest of the evening in my hospitality before leaving first thing tomorrow."
02:52 <Spork> "When we leavin, Honey?"
03:05 <Russo> First thing tomorrow
03:10 <Spork> "Whatcha mean? We're great at bein' whatever that word is ya said. The best."
03:38 <Honey> "Do you have a map for the destination I could perhaps study?"
03:41 <Russo> Maybe in discrete pieces, I could see.
03:47 <Frok> Splade :(
04:31 <kapow> "Unfortunetely I do not however I can tell you how to get there."
04:55 <Frok> "yeah! Where we goin' pretty lady?"
05:00 <Honey> "Thank you."
05:06 <Aaron`> "You say the castle disintegrated in an earthquake, who is to say the katana survived?"
05:19 <Frok> "wanna come fishing with me and Fork?!"
06:08 <kapow> She takes you over to a table in the centre of her office it has maps and navigating tools laid out on it much like a war rooms table large oranate jade figures spatter positions on the map and an astralade straddles the side of the table flirting with the idea of falling.
06:21 <Mort> A n excited tengu flops in
06:23 <Mort> weee
06:27 <kapow> "You go here and then you head north, when you get to here you turn east."
06:43 <kapow> she indicates several points on the map before your destination.
06:54 <kapow> "And you ruin is situated in this area."
07:19 <Frok> Someone copypasta the party parts for Mort?
07:35 <Frok> She wants to play with the kid too! 
08:31 <Frok> "ya got all that, Honey?"
09:49 * Kitaro eyes the jade figures greedily
10:45 <Honey> Honey was pretending she didnt know people fork or spork
10:53 <Kitaro> "Kind lady, maybe we could help you..and maybe you could give..us some of that?"
11:00 * Kitaro points at the Jade statues..
11:16 * Honey sighs heavily.
11:43 <kapow> As you are ushered outside by Amara Li and encouraged to enjoy the festivities the small child runs up to Fork and Spork holding several firework fire sticks in his hands, jumping up and down excitedly and forcing one into each of their hands before lighting his and running off back into the party.
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11:52 <Frok> You know, sometimes i feel sorry for honey. Most of the time i think Steven rolled the wrong char for this campaign. 
12:02 <Honey> no way
12:04 <Kitaro> and your name is wrong..
12:05 <Kitaro> hahah
12:11 <Honey> totally rolled the best character.
12:24 <Honey> for this campaign
12:32 <Kitaro> "Hey I want sparkies too!"
12:39 * Frok SQUEEEEE!!! VROOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
12:50 * Kitaro tries to steal fireworks from fork and spork
12:53 * Frok aeroplane
12:55 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+4 sleight of hand
12:55 <diebot> Kitaro, sleight of hand: [1d20=1] 5
12:58 <Kitaro> not again...
13:00 * Spork gives Kitaro his.. and then steals Fork's.
13:03 <Frok> Xd
13:05 <Spork> VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM
13:24 <Kitaro> !throw 1d20+5 perception
13:24 <diebot> Kitaro, perception: [1d20=15] 20
13:28 <Frok> Lmao you guys made me laugh and woke up Dave. 
13:30 <Frok> Gg
14:01 * Spork looks at Fork's sword.
14:03 * Frok chases Spork, trying to get his sparkles back
14:14 * Russo watches the fireworks.
14:17 <Spork> "Trade you a sword for it!"
14:36 * Kitaro runs towards the man she saw
14:42 <Frok> "but that's my sword!"
14:56 <Frok> "trade you an axe for it?"
15:00 * Kitaro asks the man, can I get some fireworks pretty pweeeasssseee
15:03 <kapow> "Your an odd one aren't you, want to join in the festivities?"
15:13 * Kitaro fires the her remaining fireworks..beside the man
15:15 <Kitaro> "Sure!"
15:17 * Aaron` sits down and watches the party
15:21 <Kitaro> "I love festivals.. theres so much fun to do!"
15:58 * Russo says something in Senzar
16:06 <Mekkis> kapow, I do too
16:14 <Honey> alright back
16:21 * Frok spies the punch bowl and stops dead in his spork-chasing tracks
16:21 <kapow> A smile creeps across the old mans face and he gives you 3 fire sticks and one overly sized sky rocket. "You can fire this one too just make sure it's aiming up first."
16:32 <Frok> "thassa really big cup"
16:35 * Kitaro gets the overly sized sky rocket
16:38 * Kitaro aims it up in the sky
16:40 * Kitaro lights it
16:40 <Avatar> I want to play way of the wicked
16:48 * Russo moves far away from Kitaro
16:54 <Mekkis> that would be cool
17:08 * Spork races Fork to the bowl.
17:18 * Frok gets there first
18:13 * Russo while keeping his eye on the large sky rocket, prepares a spell.
18:15 * Frok is proud of himself, having distracted sport long enough to steal the sparkles back and runs off after kitsro
18:35 * Kitaro is now firing the small fire sticks
18:42 <kapow> You light the sky rocket and moments latter it starts to lumber into the sky off the ground before getting about 20ft into the air and rapidly accelrating until a few seconds later exploding into a large shape in the skype that looks somewhat like a bird man.
18:42 * Honey mingles with the crowd again.
18:47 * Spork consoles himself with punch
19:03 <Kitaro> "Wow that was totally awesome! Can I have another?"
19:11 <kapow> Fork and Spork you hear a huge bang from above you as a sparkly birdman appears in the skype
19:18 * Kitaro fires the firestick into the Koi pond..
19:21 <Honey> mort giggles a lot.
19:32 * Spork looks.
19:39 * Aaron` watches the sky rocket go off and smiles
19:39 <Frok> Im giggling bunches too
19:47 * Frok surprised
20:13 * Kitaro asks the man with fireworks for another Big Rocket
20:58 * Russo moves off, looking for the refreshments.
21:09 * Honey begins a conversation with Major Colson
21:10 <Frok> We should probably move this along if we doubt wanna go overtime
21:29 <Kitaro> yes prolly heh
21:33 <Aaron`> Agreed
21:34 <Kitaro> I coud or do more seelly things
21:45 <kapow> A large well built man standing by the punch bowl turns to fork and spork. "Now gentlemen this is a civilized occasion you see maybe you should try put on a little bit of demenure just for tonight. After all tonight is an occasion where the entire society along with all it's factions and individual cells."
21:51 <Frok> Fork, sport and kitaro could play all day
22:07 <Kitaro> probably, and there wouldnt be anything standing after.
22:19 * Frok ignores the man
22:31 <kapow> He whistles and shortly after a man dressed appropriately as a waiter appears with 2 larger than normal fine goblets and he begins to pour fork and spork both a drink.
22:31 <Kitaro> "But its a PARTY!"
22:38 * Russo eyes the tengu, as though she might be worthy of being a meal.
22:42 <Kitaro> "Parities are for fun!"
22:50 * Kitaro doesnt notice while playing with firesticks!
22:52 <Kitaro> Boom!
23:22 <kapow> "Gentlemen my name is Major Colson Maldris."
23:31 * Russo bows to the major
23:35 <Kitaro> "Oh okay Good sir Hi good sir Hi!"
23:44 * Frok drinks n shit, plays a lot and eventually falls asleep
23:57 <Kitaro> (attention span of..a passing butterfly..)
24:07 * Spork stays up just long enough for vandalize Fork.
24:14 <Frok> xD
24:15 <kapow> he speaks loud and clearly to covercome the noise of the party while pouring several ladels of punch into each goblet for Fork and Spork
24:28 <Kitaro> "Uh..good sir, I think they fell asleep"
24:42 <Kitaro> "But does the punch taste good?"
24:57 * Kitaro drinks the forks and sporks goblets, if they're already asleep
25:04 <Spork> @perc
25:14 <Spork> !throw 1d20+2 perception
25:14 <diebot> Spork, perception: [1d20=15] 17
25:21 <kapow> they haven't gotten to drink anything yet so i doubt they are asleep
25:35 <Frok> Yeah i was jumping ahead
25:41 <Kitaro> Uh I wont take their goblets if they were awake
25:51 <Kitaro> but if they are asleep yeah Ill drink it up just ot see how it tastes like
27:36 <Kitaro> "How do you know they are walking dead?"
27:36 <kapow> “Greetings, Pathfinders! I hear you’re headed out into the
27:36 <kapow> Cairnlands on official Society business. Best of luck outside
27:36 <kapow> the city walls, though you look like sturdy enough adventurers.
27:36 <kapow> Perhaps not Eagle Knight material, but qualified for the work
27:36 <kapow> of a Pathfinder.
27:36 <kapow> “A word of warning, though, friends—beware the walking
27:36 <kapow> dead. The crumbling ruins surrounding the city are rife with
27:36 <kapow> them, and you’re likely to run into more than your fair share
27:36 <kapow> over the course of your career. Undeath and the undead are
27:36 <kapow> more than just a physical peril, however. Undeath is the worst
27:36 <kapow> kind of slavery. And it should be eradicated like all servitude,
27:36 <kapow> whether to aristocracy or to mental control. Being enslaved
27:36 <kapow> to the flesh beyond when Pharasma calls one’s soul to the
27:36 <kapow> Boneyard is a fate I wouldn’t wish upon my greatest enemy.
27:36 <kapow> So while you plumb the depths of Asad’s Keep, remember your
27:37 <kapow> solemn duty to your fellow man—both living and dead. Any
27:37 <kapow> undead you encounter along the way should be freed of their
27:37 <kapow> earthly shell.
27:37 <kapow> “If you prove your dedication to freedom, the
27:37 <kapow> resources of Andoran will be at your disposal in
27:37 <kapow> your future endeavors.”
27:40 * Russo chuckles
28:02 * Honey quietly begins asking the venture captain some questions about undead.
28:15 <kapow> "Fleshy rotting bits and stuff like that really you know most people just have a sense for it and know."
28:32 * Spork is distracted by punch, fireworks, girls, and his brother for the rest of the party.
28:54 <Kitaro> "how do you tell they arent living?"
28:54 <kapow> The Major hands fork and spork a goblet each
29:01 <Kitaro> "Do they smell?"
29:05 * Honey asks questions about basic types of undead.
29:24 <Mekkis> Avatar, you should continue LSK!
29:32 <Russo> !roll 1d20+5 Know (Rel) Taste of undead:
29:33 <Kitaro> "Do undead have shinies?"
29:33 <dicebot> Russo, Know (Rel) Taste of undead:: [1d20=6] 11
29:37 <Frok> Well fork, spork and splade, right. They're brothers. 
29:47 <Frok> And they're orcs 
29:56 <Frok> What more do you need to know? :p
29:57 <Russo> Half, I presume?
29:58 <Mekkis> I really enjoyed playing Jasim
30:02 <Frok> Yea
30:10 <Kitaro> they are half orcs and brothers
30:13 <Avatar> no it ended
30:15 <kapow> "Like most dead things yes usually however I almost got killed by one that didn't once odd one that. If not that they normally loose a lot of their colour, I'm not saying any pale person is undead but generally one of the parts."
30:18 <Frok> One has a bandana 
30:18 <Honey> one can hardly tell the difference the way they act.
30:22 <Russo> You notice that Russo's silhouette is not quite normal for a human.
30:26 <Frok> Also we swap names and weapons a lot
30:38 <Kitaro> "Okay look for pale people?"
30:38 <Avatar> I am all about PFS now
30:44 <Brunius> I don't see why
30:45 <Avatar> I am already running more than I am playing
30:46 <Mekkis> and way of the Wicked
30:49 * Aaron` after listening to what the venture captain has to say heads back to where he was seated before and watches the rest of the party. He doesn't participate in anything.
30:49 <Mekkis> ?
30:57 * Honey thanks the Venture Captain for the information and then goes off to mingle with some party goers.
30:57 <Avatar> I want to play way of the wicked
31:00 <Kitaro> "Anything else you can tell us about undead?"
31:08 <Mekkis> same here
31:10 <Kitaro> Ill go and play with fireworks after that
31:13 <Russo> Undead taste like rotting deer carcass
31:14 <Avatar> brunius you run it
31:15 <Kitaro> ideally - fire a few firesticks into the koi pond..
31:22 <Kitaro> Uh...Okay..
31:22 <Brunius> No.
31:31 <Mekkis> Avatar, you buy Brunius book 1, I'll buy him book 2
31:41 <kapow> "Best beat them with something heavy a good mace seems to do the trick I've found."
31:42 <Russo> About, oh, 5-8 weeks aged, and writhing with maggots.
31:45 <Brunius> It doesn't matter, because I'm not running it
31:46 <Frok> "how d'ya kill one them undead things?"
31:47 <Avatar> he won't run it
31:49 <Mekkis> :(
31:50 <Mekkis> ok
31:54 <Mekkis> kapow?
31:56 <Frok> ./so
31:59 <Frok> Slo 
32:08 <Kitaro> "Right..right..I almost forgot yes..so hit them with a heavy mace?"
32:09 <Russo> Me? Never tasted 'em, but there are tales.
32:29 <Frok> ***fast forward***
32:44 * Kitaro plays with fireworks till party is over..also gets a glass of punch
32:49 <Kitaro> just to try
33:00 <Russo> Onwards
33:05 <kapow> "Either that or some of those silver crusade type like to burn them with what they like to call divine fury or grace either way. Can't give them much in the way for what they do but I'll tell you what if their is one thing they are good at it's killing undead."
33:16 <Avatar> ballig you run it
33:24 <Kitaro> "Oooh. I talked to someone from the silver crusade before!"
33:27 <Kitaro> "Does she remember me?"
33:31 * Kitaro looks for ollysta in the party
33:51 <Kitaro> "We can pay her a vist tomorrow!"
33:54 <Kitaro> "Then set off!"
34:09 <kapow> As your looking around Kitaro the man who gave you fireworks earlier calls out to you and becons you and your companions over.
34:15 * Kitaro zips over happily
34:29 * Russo approaches cautiously.
34:47 * Frok lumbers over to Santa
34:53 * Aaron` follows Kitaro, at a slier pace though
34:57 <Aaron`> slower*
34:58 <kapow> "Liked that one didn't you if you get your fellow men and follow me inside we might be able to discuss getting you some more in the future."
35:11 * Kitaro quickly rounds up the entire party
35:15 <Kitaro> "yes yes yes they are fun fun fun!"
35:55 <kapow> I've been running lots my turn to play a game
36:31 <Mekkis> I've been meaning to run Rebel's Ransom for months now
39:27 <Avatar> is that a scenario
39:35 <Brunius> Season 2
39:37 <Brunius> 5-9
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41:35 <Mekkis> yeah
42:17 <Avatar> steven can run it
42:28 <Avatar> way of the wicked, that is
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58:25 <Avatar> you missed out kapow
59:25 <Mekkis> probably my fault
59:41 <Mekkis> someone should get the AFP on his arse
59:55 <Ballig> I'm sure he's just baiting people
00:40 <Mekkis> that's probably the case, but I'm not sure that that sort of thing shouldn't be taken seriously
00:59 <Brunius> Oh, he's back
30:52 <kapow> what did i miss out?
33:59 <Mekkis> I think I'll make a sorcerer
34:05 <Mekkis> with AMD
39:56 <Mekkis> !spelldesc Chain lightning
39:59 <diebot> Mekkis, CHAIN LIGHTNING evocation ([electricity]) sorcerer/wizard 6, witch 7, magus 6 1 standard action Range: long (400 ft. + 40 ft./level) Duration: instantaneous Save: Reflex half SR:yes
39:59 <diebot> This spell creates an electrical discharge that begins as a single stroke commencing from your fingertips. Unlike lightning bolt, chain lightning strikes one object or creature initially, then arcs to other targets. The bolt deals 1d6 points of electricity damage per caster level (maximum 20d6) to the primary target. After it strikes, lightning can
39:59 <diebot> arc to a number of secondary targets equal to your caster level (maximum 20). The secondary bolts each strike one target and deal as much damage as the primary bolt. Each target can attempt a Reflex saving throw for half damage. The Reflex DC to halve the damage of the secondary bolts is 2 lower than the DC to halve the damage of the primary bolt.
39:59 <diebot> You choose secondary targets as you like, but they must all be within 30 feet of the primary target, and no target can be struck more than once. You can choose to affect fewer secondary targets than the maximum.
00:15 <Mekkis> I think we should try a cross-network game in #GLOBAL until someone kicks us off :)
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59:08 <Mekkis> anyone here know CSS?
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