// #d&d — 2012-06-27
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00:24:31 <brianturner> Avatar you her
00:24:33 <brianturner> here
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00:26:36 <Mort-> Argh
00:26:45 <Mort-> I can't camp here all day
00:34:49 <Hydrazine> No?
01:07:33 <Mort-> Sleep time for us both
01:12:30 <Avatar> he really has to wait longer than 2 minutes
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01:32:28 <Hydrazine> Kids these days.
01:32:31 <Hydrazine> No patience.
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02:38:41 <Rafael_017> hi there
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02:48:46 <Rafael_0171> re
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02:57:08 <brianturner> !roll 3d6
02:57:08 <dicebot> brianturner, 3d6: [3d6=5,4,6] 15
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02:58:16 <brianturner> !roll 2d4
02:58:16 <dicebot> brianturner, 2d4: [2d4=1,4] 5
02:59:34 <brianturner> !roll 2d4
02:59:34 <dicebot> brianturner, 2d4: [2d4=4,4] 8
03:15:02 <brianturner> is anyone here
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03:35:14 <[PFS]Boomer> I am not, but my nick is.
03:39:14 <Tashes> When strange things happen
03:39:17 <Tashes> are you going 'round the twist?
03:39:51 <[PFS]Boomer> I'm going crazy, that's for certain.
03:59:19 <Hydrazine> With your feet in the air in and your head on the ground. Try this trick, and spin it, yeah.
03:59:26 <Hydrazine> Your head'll come off, like theres nothing to it..
04:08:41 * Tashes breakdances
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05:19:11 <Briandand> anyone on
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05:22:28 <[PFS]Boomer> That's twice now.
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05:38:11 <brianturner> !roll 1d6
05:38:11 <dicebot> brianturner, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
05:38:46 <brianturner> !roll 2d10
05:38:46 <dicebot> brianturner, 2d10: [2d10=5,2] 7
05:39:30 <brianturner> !roll 2d10x5
05:39:30 <dicebot> brianturner, 2d10x5: [2d10=6,1x5] 7
05:39:53 <brianturner> !roll 2d10*5
05:39:54 <dicebot> brianturner, 2d10*5: [2d10=6,9*5] 15
05:40:07 <brianturner> !roll 2d10
05:40:08 <dicebot> brianturner, 2d10: [2d10=6,9] 15
05:46:54 <[PFS]Boomer> Hello brianturner
05:47:13 <[PFS]Boomer> What's the difference between brianturner and briandand
05:57:47 <brianturner> sorry about the late reply
05:58:02 <brianturner> briandand is when i use mibbit, brianturner is when i use my irc for my mac
05:59:46 <brianturner> hows your day going
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06:06:17 <[PFS]Boomer> Obviously better than yours :)
07:10:46 <Brunius> 7am, waking up in the morning
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07:45:58 <Urist> hello
07:56:33 <[PFS]Boomer> Howdy!
08:07:06 <Urist> how are you?
08:07:32 <[PFS]Boomer> If I was feeling any better, I'd have to be twins.
08:07:35 <[PFS]Boomer> You?
08:07:42 <Urist> yeah im grand
08:07:48 <Urist> :)
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09:01:09 <Mort-> I fell asleep
09:03:20 <Mort-> I fell asleep and dced
09:04:08 <[PFS]Boomer> I'm sorry that happened to you :(
09:04:14 <[PFS]Boomer> I've been very lonely here today.
09:04:28 <[PFS]Boomer> I start to talk to people, and they fall off the face of the room.
09:04:41 <Hydrazine> Nobody likes you.
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09:05:03 <melbguy> any ladies from melb here??
09:05:41 <[PFS]Boomer> Doubtful.
09:05:48 <melbguy> lol
09:05:49 <[PFS]Boomer> You may possibly be in the wrong room.
09:06:02 <melbguy> why is that?
09:06:02 <[PFS]Boomer> have you tried #BearCave?
09:06:36 <melbguy> no i havent, im sure you may have though
09:06:37 <Hydrazine> Because we play D&D. And everybody knows its the most effective contraceptive on the planet.
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09:06:53 <Hydrazine> Got him, coach.
09:06:58 <[PFS]Boomer> Well, looking for ladies in what is typically a sausage factory, is a futile practice. And to single out one tiny city, well...
09:07:02 <Hydrazine> One shot, one kill.
09:08:12 <Mort-> Lol
09:08:28 * Mort- fluffs both hydra and boomer
09:09:12 * [PFS]Boomer plugs his nose.
09:10:14 <Mort-> Mek around?
09:10:24 * Mort- runs around
09:11:31 <MekkisScreen> I'm here...
09:11:33 <MekkisScreen> ...
09:11:33 <MekkisScreen> .
09:12:21 <Mort-> See pms :d
09:15:42 <[PFS]Boomer> Guys don't have PMS typically.
09:16:17 <[PFS]Boomer> and I firmly believe that if God didn't want us to play with ourselves, he would have made our arms shorter.
09:16:57 <Mort-> Sigh
09:17:05 <Mort-> Then you would use tools
09:19:30 <[PFS]Boomer> I am a tool, at least I'm sure more than one of my old girlfriends would say that.
09:20:21 <MekkisScreen> a
09:20:41 <[PFS]Boomer> Hit, B2
09:20:55 <MekkisScreen> splash
09:21:08 <MekkisScreen> E5
09:22:23 <[PFS]Boomer> Miss, B3
09:24:30 <MekkisScreen> Hit, D4
09:24:39 <Mort-> I hate timezone conversions
09:24:49 <Mort-> I screwed up again
09:24:52 <[PFS]Boomer> BINGO!
09:27:08 <MekkisScreen> It typically takes 25-30 gallons of petrol/diesel to fully-consume an
09:27:09 <MekkisScreen> average-sized body under ideal conditions. That I am conversant with
09:27:09 <MekkisScreen> this level of detail should serve as an indication of why the wise man
09:27:11 <MekkisScreen> does not ask me questions about MS-Windows.
09:33:21 <Mort-> Argg
09:33:27 <Mort-> Why couldn't i be American
09:33:35 <Mort-> Again then i wouldn't get any sleep
09:36:18 <[PFS]Boomer> Huh?
09:37:16 <Mort-> I would pfs at any opportunity
09:37:17 <Mort-> I had
09:38:16 <[PFS]Boomer> There's the rub, I don't have much opportunity :(
09:38:26 <[PFS]Boomer> Hence why my Cleric is still 1st level.
09:41:25 <Mort-> You make me feel bad :(
09:41:37 <Mort-> I has the whole first step series :p
09:42:15 <Mort-> Again. I made a promise
09:42:29 <[PFS]Boomer> I've played Voice in the Void and Prince of Augustana
09:43:01 <Mort-> I know
09:43:10 <Mort-> I could just drop a random fs
09:43:14 <Mort-> Probably 3 for kicks
09:43:17 <Mort-> Right on you
09:44:13 * Mort- sighs
09:44:58 * [PFS]Boomer nods
09:45:16 <Mort-> Hm
09:45:32 * Mort- suffers from lazymur though
09:52:56 <Mort-> Ok to work
09:53:00 <Mort-> Or travel to
09:56:00 * Mort- paddypaws
10:05:36 <[PFS]Boomer> I need more cowbell
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10:28:22 <Mort-> www.goblinscomic.com/07032005/
10:28:42 <Mort-> Omg goblins are so cute!
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12:18:19 <Mort-> Hi tashes
13:43:54 <Brunius> MAWRT
13:45:11 <Tashes> Hiyoy
13:46:17 <Mort-> I have cookies
13:46:31 <Mort-> www.goblinscomic.com/11142005/
13:46:37 <Mort-> Goblins are cool!
13:46:47 * Tashes steals a cookie
13:49:11 <Mort-> That's the cookie!
13:49:16 <Mort-> goblin comics!
13:51:24 <Brunius> Oh yeah? Well I have chocolate
13:57:36 <Mort-> Cool
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14:08:29 <brianturner> Hi
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14:12:23 <Mort-> Urk
14:13:21 <Hydrazine> Kids these days. No patience.
14:13:36 <Hydrazine> Like we're all just sitting around waiting for him to show up.
14:16:14 <Mort-> Who?
14:16:25 <Mort-> What happened hydra?
14:16:25 <Hydrazine> some brian guy.
14:16:46 <Mort-> Dand or turner
14:17:10 <Mort-> Maybe its a new approach of ring the door bell and run away
14:17:36 * Mort- grins
14:18:12 * Mort- tugs hydrazines tail and runs away
14:18:58 <Hydrazine> turner
14:19:06 <Hydrazine> I don't have a tail, Mort.
14:19:10 <Mort-> Oh :(
14:19:30 <Mort-> Doesn't everyone who associates with me have a tail?
14:19:40 <Mort-> I give free tails!
14:23:03 <MekkisScreen> hi!
14:23:16 <Mort-> Hi mek!
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14:28:37 <Steven> mort
14:28:43 <Steven> you here?
14:29:36 <MekkisScreen> mort's always here
14:29:56 <MekkisScreen> Ballig: is there some OH&S stuff relating to the amount of ambient light a workplace has?
14:31:41 <MekkisScreen> How much does a cart cost?
14:31:50 <MekkisScreen> I need something large enough to carry my crates
14:32:10 <Mort-> Caravan?
14:32:55 <Avatar> I'd prefer to work in darkness
14:34:57 <Mort-> ?
14:35:08 <Mort-> Why u looking for me
14:35:21 <Mort-> Got cookies for me?
14:36:46 <Brunius> Mekkis, if temperature is included, lights will be
15:01:17 <MekkisScreen> I need to prepare QFP2
15:09:06 <MekkisScreen> or should I just buy a bunch of slaves to carry the crates
15:09:15 <MekkisScreen> if carts are too expensive
15:10:52 <MekkisScreen> cool
15:10:57 <MekkisScreen> you can buy a constrictor!
15:13:13 <Mort-> Use mounts
15:13:55 <Brunius> Which would fit better with the flavour of the character?
15:13:59 <Brunius> Slaves or a cart?
15:14:48 <MekkisScreen> a cart
15:14:53 <MekkisScreen> definately
15:15:14 <MekkisScreen> but there's not cart on the equipment list
15:15:30 <Brunius> I thought there was one in the CRB
15:15:55 <Brunius> Or are you working with a non-standard equipment list
15:16:08 <MekkisScreen> is there?
15:16:09 <MekkisScreen> really
15:16:17 <MekkisScreen> I couldn't find it in the CRB
15:16:24 <Brunius> 15gp
15:16:43 <Brunius> Cart: This two-wheeled vehicle can be drawn by a single
15:16:46 <Brunius> horse (or other beast of burden). It comes with a harness.
15:17:16 <Brunius> A wagon is 35
15:17:18 <MekkisScreen> cool
15:17:19 <Brunius> Wagon: A four-wheeled, open vehicle for transporting
15:17:23 <Brunius> heavy loads. Two horses (or other beasts of burden) must
15:17:25 <Brunius> draw it. A wagon comes with the harness needed to pull it.
15:17:27 <MekkisScreen> probably a wagon is better
15:17:30 <Mort-> Told you to use hopper
15:17:31 <MekkisScreen> ummm
15:17:32 <Mort-> Hopper
15:17:37 <Mort-> Horses
15:17:44 <Mort-> Don't use slaves mek
15:17:50 <MekkisScreen> how many crates could a cart hold
15:17:57 <Brunius> It doesn't say anything
15:17:58 <MekkisScreen> Perfection will be pulling the cart!
15:18:05 <Brunius> It'd be down to GM decision
15:18:10 <Brunius> How big are the crates?
15:18:24 <MekkisScreen> barely large enough to hold a human
15:18:32 <MekkisScreen> but well reinforced
15:18:46 <Brunius> I'd say 2-3 crates for a cart
15:18:52 <Brunius> Maybe up to 6 at a reduced speed
15:18:58 <Mort-> What?
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15:19:01 <Brunius> But perhaps I'm just harsh
15:19:05 <Mort-> You're really taking humans now?
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15:19:10 <Mort-> No!
15:19:11 <MekkisScreen> of course
15:19:15 <MekkisScreen> that's what they're there for
15:19:16 <MekkisScreen> !
15:19:22 <Mort-> No!
15:19:26 * Mort- cries
15:19:30 <Mort-> Why...
15:19:42 <Mort-> I never had a damn chance
15:20:28 <Mort-> To see someone fall :(
15:20:34 <Mort-> Its a sad thing.
15:20:57 <Mort-> Strangely i have no issues talking to imps :d
15:22:47 <Mort-> Hm hydra?
15:22:59 * Mort- looks for a hydrazine
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15:38:32 <Brunius> I'm looking at potential commanders, but I can't bear to stray from blue
15:38:37 <Brunius> I mean, no counterspells?
15:40:13 <MekkisScreen> heh
15:40:18 <MekkisScreen> no Mindlock Orb!
15:42:46 <Mort-> Running out of cell bat
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16:09:09 <MekkisScreen> snmp
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16:46:03 <MekkisScreen> it's AMort!
16:51:30 <Mort-> Yeah what did you want with them
16:54:59 <MekkisScreen> crated them up
16:55:05 <MekkisScreen> and shipped them to the Mwangi!
16:55:11 <MekkisScreen> for PROFIT!
16:55:45 <Mort-> No
16:55:51 <Mort-> They come from mwangi
16:56:00 <Mort-> Well magadascar actually
16:56:21 <Mort-> Which sounds like mwangi
17:03:28 <MekkisScreen> just because they come from Mwangi doesn't mean that I can't sell them for profit over there...
17:03:36 <MekkisScreen> :)
17:06:52 <Mort-> They aren't exotic pets there
17:07:07 <Mort-> Sell to blackros family in abs
17:31:03 <MekkisScreen> or that!
17:31:30 <MekkisScreen> I'm surprised Maldris didn't kill the Blakros girl
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17:44:15 <Mort-> Why
17:55:49 <MekkisScreen> what blakros missions have you played?
17:56:25 <MekkisScreen> mort
18:05:46 <MekkisScreen> WDDD..
18:05:59 <Mort-> Hm
18:06:08 <Mort-> Only that on i think
18:06:16 <MekkisScreen> which one?
18:06:17 <Mort-> Or is it all the museum things
18:06:24 <Mort-> Voices in the void
18:06:33 <Mort-> If its museum things
18:06:36 <Mort-> Its mists
18:06:37 <MekkisScreen> all of the museum ones are blakros
18:06:57 <Mort-> Pernumbral accords
18:07:01 <MekkisScreen> were you there at penumbral?
18:07:07 <Mort-> Echor
18:07:08 <Mort-> Yes
18:07:20 <Mort-> I was busy running paniced
18:07:26 <Mort-> While going for an interview
18:07:34 <MekkisScreen> do yuo think Maldris would stand for someone who acts like that?
18:07:36 <Mort-> Popped in and out on cell
18:07:43 <Mort-> I can't remember much now
18:07:47 <Mort-> I know we went in
18:07:54 <Mort-> And cleared the museum out
18:07:59 <Mort-> And also he may want to
18:08:04 <Mort-> But connections
18:08:07 <Mort-> And politics
18:08:16 <MekkisScreen> they had a torture chamber in the museum!
18:08:25 <Mort-> I didn't notice
18:08:34 <MekkisScreen> where they tortured slaves
18:08:44 <Mort-> I say evil cultists took over the museum
18:08:56 <Mort-> I wouldn't be surprised if it was my second scenario
18:08:59 <Mort-> Really nub
18:09:15 <Mort-> Or maybe not. I had some interesting ideas popping up already
18:09:34 <Mort-> I was wondering why didn't they use clw wand on the first monster
18:13:35 <MekkisScreen> because using CLW against undear generally isn't a good idea?
18:16:14 <Mort-> Why not?
18:16:20 <Mort-> You hit its touch ac
18:16:33 <Mort-> Save for half or none
18:16:34 <Mort-> Anyway
18:16:45 <Mort-> Beats trying to hit his normal
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18:38:55 <Steven> alright nap complete
18:39:10 <Steven> will see how the migraine reacts once my brain is up and running fully
18:49:22 <Steven> so... how bout them bloat mages?
18:54:18 * Mort- is revolted by the idea
19:07:15 <Avatar> what is a bloat mage
19:11:57 <Steven> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/prestige-classes/other-paizo/a-b/bloatmage
19:34:36 <Mort-> You look disgusting
19:34:53 <Mort-> Either be an animal or a monstrous humanoid
19:35:13 <Mort-> Don't do disgusting physical things to yourself
19:35:29 <Mort-> Probably the reason why i won't go alchemist
19:47:01 * Mort- smacks mekkis
19:50:19 * Steven body guards mekkis
19:50:25 <Steven> make your attack roll mort.
19:51:42 <Mort-> That's between me and him
19:51:55 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 bite
19:51:56 <diebot> Mort-, bite: [1d20=11] 14
19:52:14 <Mort-> Anyway he has been up to suggestion spells again
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19:55:32 <Steven> mekkis whats your AC w/ a +2 bonus
19:58:42 <Mort-> I think he isn't here
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20:10:32 <Mort-> Mekkis?
20:13:16 <Mort-> Sigh
20:13:25 <Steven> my baby is so good to me
20:13:33 <Steven> she just woke up, sees me in pain
20:13:42 <Steven> and slaps me in the nuts
20:14:00 <tashphones2> Good girl!
20:14:15 <Steven> dont applaud that behavior!
20:14:34 <Steven> next time shes got a headache im gonna pinch her nipple shut and see how she likes it
20:15:29 <tashphones2> How does that work?
20:15:49 <Steven> we will find out next time she has a headache
20:16:11 <Steven> god... seriously why the hell would she do that to me and then laugh like its actually funny
20:16:16 <Steven> what a bitch
20:21:28 <Brunius> Tell her they need healing and there's only one known cure.
20:21:34 <Mort-> Tashes?
20:23:16 * Mort- nuzzles tashes
20:23:17 <Mort-> Bru. That line of thought is bad for you
20:23:17 * Mort- twitches
20:23:41 <Brunius> Why is that, Mort-?
20:24:36 <Mort-> You're thinking dirty
20:24:47 * Mort- growls
20:25:30 <Steven> Brunius, once she gets out of the restroom. I am going to go with that line of logic and see if it goes anywhere
20:26:31 <Brunius> Mort-, it is perfectly natural for a male to think like that.
20:26:41 <Brunius> If males did not think like that, humanity would be much less spread out.
20:27:15 <Brunius> Nevertheless, I don't talk like that IRL
20:27:24 <Brunius> I'm actually the "mature" one among my friends
20:27:31 <Brunius> They're still all in the gutter
20:29:59 * Mort- gets ready to bite Steven
20:30:10 * Mort- readies an action to bite Steven if he says anything dirty minded to sam
20:32:21 <Mort-> Ah ok
20:45:55 <Steven> i talked her into it
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20:54:19 <Mort-> Sigh
20:54:56 <Steven> totally worth takin a slap to the ole boys
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21:05:35 <Steven> but seriously if being mature means i cant think lecherous thoughts about sam... well fuck that noise
21:11:30 <Mort-> Hm
21:11:43 <Mort-> Ever tried playing with detect thoughts?
21:14:49 <Steven> yeah its great till you run into an allip
21:16:16 <Mort-> What's wrong with that
21:16:29 <Mort-> Stunned for one round?
21:16:41 <Mort-> Oh yes. I need an improved familiar
21:16:47 <Mort-> No imps.
21:19:46 <Steven> uh no.... 1d4 wisdom damage
21:21:26 <Mort-> On trying to detect its thoughts?
21:21:59 <Mort-> I need a mephit
21:22:09 <Steven> yup
21:22:21 <Mort-> Or a oppossable thumbs familiar
21:22:27 <Mort-> No evil alignmentp
21:22:32 <Mort-> Flying prefered
21:23:08 <Steven> anyways, you have detect thoughts up, come in contact with an allip and BAM 1d4 wisdom damage
21:23:10 <Steven> no save
21:23:39 <Steven> then you hear its babble and need to make a will save at a decreased will save
21:23:54 <Steven> and anytime it hits somebody with an attack
21:24:07 <Steven> 1d4 wis damage
21:24:11 <Steven> its a nasty creature
21:24:57 <Mort-> Yeah
21:25:18 <Mort-> Anyway that isn't helping me with my familiar
21:26:03 <Steven> why do i care? ill make a suggestion thats good and you will discard it in lue of some girly foo foo crap that fits in with your
21:26:19 <Steven> 'how the world should be' crap
21:26:42 <Mort-> Forget i asked then
21:26:44 <Steven> so. just pick the one thats the cutest that you've already decided on and run with it
21:27:10 * Mort- points middle finger at steven
21:27:12 <Mort-> Fk off
21:27:27 <Steven> too harsh?
21:28:39 <Steven> but seriously mort, you do this a lot, you ask our opinion and when its not what you wanted you to hear, you discard it and do your own thing anyways
21:29:26 <Steven> which is a lot of wasted time of everyone going over the pros and cons of specific familiars
21:32:51 <tashphones2> So... I read something about letcherous thoughts about Sam, then i read something about familiars. Therefore, Steven's child is a familiar with a penchant for nutchecking.
21:33:10 <Steven> Its why i dont want children tash
21:33:37 <Steven> I know my child will be a blight upon the world and destroy whats left of my precious sanity
21:33:48 <tashphones2> Me either. Well, i didn't until its now when i realised i would have a nutchecking minion.
21:34:30 <Steven> No my mother cursed me when i was young. She said i would one day have a child exactly like me. Well fuck that noise. No grandkids for her!
21:35:33 <tashphones2> Lol
21:35:59 <tashphones2> Im a redhead. There's no way id risk creating another.
21:36:17 <Steven> souless heathen!
21:36:26 <tashphones2> :D
21:39:10 <Steven> there was a guy down at the shop who was a redhead...
21:39:34 <Steven> and was the target of some ginger abuse when he was younger
21:40:09 <Steven> and man, i made one joke about a souless creature being like a ginger and he jumped all over it and wouldnt let it go
21:40:23 <Steven> and raged for like ten minutes about it
21:40:32 <Steven> i just sat and listened
21:40:53 <Steven> and at the end of it, i rolled a dice and was like so does a 29 hit you?
21:41:13 <tashphones2> Oh man rangas are so much fun when you get them angry
21:41:22 <Steven> he was just stunned that i didnt respond to his rant at all
21:41:28 <tashphones2> Rofl
21:42:06 <Steven> walter came up to me at the end of the game and was like what the hell happened, i told him the story, and we laughed for a good five minutes off of it.
21:44:25 <Steven> wow... middle of june and its 44 outside
21:45:05 <Steven> thats like 6-7C
21:47:49 <Steven> pretty cool night.
21:48:22 <Steven> well early morning
21:49:35 <Mort-> If i could pop over in real life i would punch you in the face
21:49:57 <Mort-> Seriously may i ask how many times have i actually asked the channel for feat advice or such?
21:50:22 <Mort-> If i could block you you fking bastard i would too
21:50:53 <Mort-> And if i wasn't camping mekkis here i would see no reason to hang the fk around
21:53:52 <Steven> You ask for advice a lot of times mort, we give it, and you dont take it. Sorry I was overly harsh, I have a headache and im not in the best moods and you hit on a spot that annoys the hell out of me. That being that someone asks for advice, recieves it, and then discards it. Also, depending on your chat client there is usually a pretty straight forward way to block me.
21:55:03 <Steven> What chat client are you using? I will walk you through it.
21:55:12 <Mort-> Andchat
21:55:31 <Mort-> I'm on a mobile or i would just Google it and we wouldn't have this conversation
21:56:49 <Steven> Actually im not too familiar with that one.
21:56:51 <Mort-> As in i know how to block on irc already but commands down here don't work
21:57:10 <Mort-> I expect because it is a basic framework there is probably no command to block
21:57:11 <Mort-> Anyway
21:58:23 <Steven> try the ban command
21:59:02 <Steven> I dont think it has an ignore function sadly
21:59:22 <Mort-> I already did
21:59:27 <Mort-> I don't have ops
21:59:33 <Mort-> I tried kick as well
22:00:07 <Steven> hmmm, is that the only app you have available?
22:01:03 <Mort-> Obviously idiot. I don't clutter my cell with excess ops. Works fine. Easy to use. I'll use it
22:02:45 <Steven> Tried Yaaic?
22:07:09 <Mort-> I'm on mobile
22:07:21 <Mort-> Do you think everything works on mobile?
22:08:02 <Steven> i think yaaic is made to work on android phones
22:08:53 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
22:09:44 tashphones2 has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
22:11:04 <Steven> i feel bad that i made her that upset.
22:11:08 Mort- ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
22:11:33 <Mort-> fekking weird
22:12:05 <Steven> does it have an ignore command? i dont know myself as i havent used the command before.
22:12:12 <Mort-> clearly not
22:12:21 <Mort-> i just ignored you
22:12:25 <Mort-> ill try block
22:12:48 <Steven> maybe devoice
22:12:59 <Mort-> need op for that
22:14:05 <Mort-> yup guessed as much
22:14:15 <Steven> darn
22:14:27 <Steven> well, thats the end of my ability to help you on android
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22:43:11 <Thelen> wut
22:45:53 <Avatar> good on you thelen
22:46:27 <Thelen> :D
22:47:51 <Thelen> sup avacar?
22:49:18 <Avatar> I've been overly busy with MINECRAFT
22:49:19 <Steven> hey avatar, if mort says anything, yeah i was kinda dickish and i appologized
22:49:47 <Thelen> MINEDAFT?
22:49:56 <Thelen> wuts daft punk go to do with thinkgs?
22:51:08 <Thelen> Steven dickish? or dickenzien?
22:52:11 <Steven> i think its more of like Dick Zen
22:53:44 <Thelen> made reference to BBT
22:54:15 <Thelen> why u dick on irc? :X
22:57:05 <Steven> Well i got a moderately bad headache, girlfriend got up and slapped me in the nuts
22:57:35 <Steven> made up for it, but still pretty damn annoyed
22:57:38 <Thelen> what'd mort do to you to deserve the vent? :D
22:58:28 <Steven> and mort asked for advice again, i told her basically pickwhatever girly crap she already had picked out and not waste time asking the channel for advice, and iw asnt nice about it.
22:59:13 <Thelen> yea real dickish
22:59:30 <Thelen> u need a new PEBCAK
23:00:21 <Steven> im not familiar with that abreviation
23:00:52 <Thelen> problem exists between chair and keyboard
23:01:52 <Steven> Ah, yeah, thats why a said i was sorry afterwards. I think shes currently trying to find a progam that works for her android phone that will ignore me.
23:02:12 <Steven> I tried helping her with it, but i only know of one android phone app for irc
23:02:12 <Thelen> probably
23:04:19 <Thelen> otoh mort could be some fat guy from Ohio
23:04:26 <Mekkis> I got a new mouse
23:04:36 <Thelen> how about a new silent keyboard? :D
23:04:51 <Mekkis> I got a new noisy one!
23:04:53 <Steven> hey mekkis, morts looking for you.
23:05:07 <Mekkis> she's always looking for me
23:05:10 <Steven> its true, he had the noise built in specially.
23:05:14 <Mekkis> I should go to Singapore and meet up
23:05:23 <Thelen> u guys silly
23:05:43 <Mekkis> Steven, actually no, but the 1995 model M of mine DOES have a slot for a speaker, if I think it's too quiet!
23:06:48 <Steven> ownage!
23:07:23 <Thelen> l8r homies. stop bugging mort Steven :D
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23:11:31 <Mekkis> Wo ist Mort?
23:13:11 <Steven> what you talkin boot
23:17:05 <Mekkis> what did she want me for
23:17:12 <Mekkis> and what did you say that annoyed her?
23:17:16 <Mekkis> and why is java so shitty
23:22:35 <Steven> le sigh... she made a comment about walking around with detect thoughts on, i commented about allips
23:23:14 <Steven> she went on to talk about how she needed to pick a familiar, and i ignored it and continued about allips and how nasty they were
23:23:32 <Steven> she said, thats cool, but its not helping her pick a familiar
23:23:52 <Mekkis> ah
23:24:10 <Steven> i said why do i care? ill make a suggestion thats good and you will discard it in lue of some girly foo foo crap that fits in with your 'how the world should be' crap so just pick the one thats the cuest that you've already decided on and run with it
23:24:13 <Steven> she told me to fuck off
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23:26:57 <Steven> so i told her, seriously mort you do it a lot, you ask our opinion and when its not what you wanted to hear you discard it and do it your own way, wasting a lot of time while people go over pros and cons on specific familiars.
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23:37:16 <Mekkis> hmmm
23:37:29 <Mekkis> I've found detect thoughts and such rather DM-dependent
23:39:52 <Steven> yeah, its kinda hard to DM with
23:48:32 <Mekkis> what do you mean?
23:48:41 <Mekkis> how do you handle it when one of your players casts it?
23:48:56 <Steven> I mean it slows down the game
23:49:33 <Mekkis> I mean, do you make all the NPCs around start thinking "I like fish"
23:49:48 <Steven> because usually players know when theres combat comming on, so they cast it and then spend 3 rounds concentrating before moving into a room
23:50:10 <Steven> no, i usually make up appropriot thoughts
23:50:25 <Steven> like if they are aware of the PCs its usually stuff like wait before they come through the door
23:50:48 <Steven> and it just kind of makes the game pretty blah to play
23:50:51 <Mekkis> do you have players who do that often?
23:51:02 <Steven> one guy did it quite often
23:51:26 <Steven> so i just had doors start being lined with metal
23:51:46 <Mekkis> that's a bit rude
23:51:49 <Mekkis> really
23:52:13 <Steven> well i asked him after the first session to stop using it quite so much after a 6hr scenario
23:52:38 <Steven> second session, 6hr scenario
23:52:57 <Steven> third session i was like, metal door before boss encounter
23:53:23 <Steven> no detecting the bosses ambush thoughts
23:54:14 <Steven> and so i put some metal doors in other places in adventures when he plays, sometimes its just a random metal door before an empty room
23:54:23 <Mekkis> he's burning through second level spells. Let him
23:56:23 <Steven> yeah, i just find it really annoying when im trying to set up an ambush and he is like detect thoughts... okay counter ambush
23:56:51 <Steven> and so it takes 15-20 extra minutes per encounter while they discuss how to set up a counter ambush
23:59:54 <Steven> best time ive had with that character playing was when they encountered some allips and he took 3d4 wis damage before combat even began and then was fascinated for 3 rounds
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