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30:33 <vova12> hello!
36:23 <Hydrazine> G'day.
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40:16 <Hydrazine> yo.
41:22 <Urist> hey
41:41 <Urist> i have been looking for groups irl
42:03 <Hydrazine> Any luck?
42:09 <Urist> and found out there is a con on next friday
42:37 <Urist> so ill be playing it for the whole weekend
42:40 <Urist> haha
42:41 <Hydrazine> Ain't you lucky.
42:53 <Urist> i sure am
43:25 <Urist> just wanted to thank you for all the help you have given me for my character
43:44 <Urist> but this isnt the last youll see of me
43:59 <Hydrazine> Its what I do. Help people.
44:08 <Urist> :P
44:23 <Hydrazine> I'm like a regular Mother Teresa, but with balls.
44:47 <Urist> haha modesty also goes a long way ;)
44:57 <Hydrazine> Good call switching to Boar shaman.
45:05 <Urist> cheers man
45:15 <Hydrazine> Switching your summoning spells to standard action rather than full round is a really good deal.
45:32 <Hydrazine> You know what the big difference is?
46:35 <Urist> i do. my animal shape is 2 level higher when i change to a boar
46:48 <Urist> and i get totemic summonice
46:57 <Urist> summoning
47:01 <Hydrazine> Yes, but I am currently talking about neither of these.
47:15 <Urist> and the spirit of the boar
47:33 <Hydrazine> Look, you spend a standard action casting, and the only people who're gonna bother you while you do it are:
47:50 <Hydrazine> A, people in melee range, B, people who took readied actions for it.
48:24 <Hydrazine> You cast a full round spell, and every enemy within movement distance, or who ever has a ranged weapon, or enemy spellcaster gets to take a shot at you.
48:36 <Hydrazine> They get one whole round to bust your ass and make you lose your precious spells.
48:49 <Urist> and id have to take a concentration check
49:05 <Hydrazine> So changing from full round to standard action is a pretty big deal, defensively.
49:21 <Urist> cool, i didnt even know that thanks
49:29 * Hydrazine bows.
49:53 <Hydrazine> I don't know the spellbooks, and I don't play spellcasters much, but dammit, I know how to mess with 'em
51:08 <Urist> haha, its good to know how to counter that
51:12 <Urist> :P
51:27 <Hydrazine> Two of my characters are particularly good at dealing with casters.
53:17 <Hydrazine> Jerus has his hard to get away from trick, and Hokubi just grabs them. Most spellcasters have terrible CMBs.
00:43 <Urist> yeah, mine is zero
02:28 <Hydrazine> Precisely.
02:52 <Avatar> you mean CMDs
03:03 <Avatar> nobody has a CMD of 0
03:28 <Hydrazine> No. CMD is how he catches them. Their CMB is why they don't get away.
03:37 <Avatar> ah
03:51 <Hydrazine> Most of them don't have much escape artist either.
04:05 <Urist> no, my CMD is 12
04:19 <Hydrazine> I think his modifier is like +8 now.
08:25 <Hydrazine> Two by two, hands of blue..
08:47 * Mort- has escape artist
09:02 * Mort- is a wigglemur
09:06 <Hydrazine> How much?
12:28 <Mort-> A bit :(
12:43 <Mort-> Maxed my skill ranks in it
13:23 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+10 escape artist i want to be a wigglymur don't grab me :(
13:23 <diebot> Mort-, escape artist i want to be a wigglymur don't grab me :(: [1d20=12] 22
13:38 <Hydrazine> Not bad.
13:45 <Hydrazine> Gives you pretty fair odds against level 2 Hoku.
14:02 <Mort-> Someone grabbed me while i was greased once
14:09 <Mort-> I did like a runz!
14:42 <Mort-> My roll was named..
14:55 <Mort-> Escape artist like the pro i am
15:11 <Mort-> Then my total roll with grease on was like 32
15:20 <Mort-> With mods all in
16:31 <Hydrazine> Damn grease.
17:09 * Mort- is afraid to grease hydra - he might explode
17:34 <Mort-> Someday jerus might meet someone who just casts in front of his face. Defensively
17:49 <Mort-> There are ways to go about doing it
17:50 <Mort-> Actually
18:07 <Urist> bye guys talk to you all tomorrow
18:09 <Hydrazine> Maybe there will be.
18:13 <Hydrazine> See ya.
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18:22 <Mort-> Bb urist
18:34 <Mort-> Or you can even skip defensive casting
18:56 * Mort- ponders warding weapon
19:01 <Mort-> Dancing weapon too
19:15 <Mort-> But i need to see how dancing weapons work
19:27 <Hydrazine> Gotta find out if they do the cha cha.
19:31 <Hydrazine> Or the salsa, or what.
19:37 <Mort-> I think you need standard action to release them to make them dance
20:00 <Mort-> You yell at them. Tango! Double time!
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20:31 <Mort-> Hydra :(
20:44 <Mort-> Where were you on sat :(
20:50 <Hydrazine> Drinkin' drank.
20:59 * Mort- sniffs
21:06 <Hydrazine> What happened?
21:10 <Mort-> Evil elves nearly ended my career :(
21:16 <Hydrazine> Oh?
21:19 <Hydrazine> Immune to sleep, huh?
21:21 <Mort-> I couldn't hide behind everyone
21:25 <Hydrazine> Why not?
21:36 <Mort-> I don't use sleep
21:55 <Mort-> Positioning - first round of combat i was flanked already
22:13 <Mort-> And was separated from the group
22:20 <Hydrazine> Ouch.
22:25 <Hydrazine> Flanked first round is just bad.
22:31 <Hydrazine> How'd you get so cut off?
22:48 <Mort-> We were running up deck
23:00 <Hydrazine> Jerus woudn't let that happen. He'd sit 'em on their asses and tell 'em to chill.
23:15 <Mort-> Anyway mek asked to put positions around
23:35 <Mort-> So i was a little ahead of them
23:44 <Mort-> And next thing. Ambushed and flanked
24:18 <Mort-> And you know level 1s are notorious for missing
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26:52 * Mort- rubs her sore tail
29:42 <Mort-> My scimitar and armor got very dirty that day..:(
29:56 <Mort-> All for doing the sneakymur thing
35:46 <Mort-> Oh uh hydra
35:56 <Mort-> i have a few other nicknames as well
36:25 <Mort-> Some people call me mortails - short for mortswishytail
36:36 <Mort-> someone called me mortimer too
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02:41 <Avatar> :o)
22:37 <MekkisScreen> aMortAl
29:25 <MekkisScreen> liaty
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51:19 <Mort-> I'm not an AI
51:35 * Mort- bites mekkisscreen
52:23 <Mort-> (I have been programmed to deny that i am an AI and to bite anyone who accuses me of being one)
53:11 <Hydrazine> Any logical device can be fooled by anyting that is atleast as logical as the device.
53:35 <Hydrazine> This was proved in the great Herring Sandwich experiments.
57:04 * Mort- giggles
57:33 <Mort-> Did the sandwich taste good?
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38:24 <MekkisScreen> avatar's connection spamming again
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47:49 * Mort- relaxes
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48:29 <Mort-> Is it a good idea to give one round of entangle?
48:46 <Mort-> To the one person you're hitting
48:49 <Mort-> Or should i just forget it
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49:13 <Mort-> Hm
49:35 <Mort-> Is one round of entangle a good idea?
49:56 <Mort-> To the person you're hitting
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52:03 <Mort-> Oh dear
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10:38 <Steven> ahhhhhhh the two weeks of super annoying road trip is over
10:42 <Steven> so..... what up peoples?
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17:47 <Steven> thats crazy news man
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36:07 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz5vut?Asmodeus-dislikes-your-attitude
36:27 <Mort-> Why i don't like divine casters
36:36 <Mort-> One more way a dm can fk with me
36:57 <Mort-> Screw it no ones telling my characters how they should live their lives
37:25 <Mort-> Actually if grull lived his whole life without magic i wouldn't be overly tweaked either
37:38 <Mort-> Don't really think him as a magic user much
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43:42 <Mort-> Great. I was walking under a tree when a bird pooped on me
46:59 <Mort-> This is just the type of reason why I dislike the GM fiat strip powers issue some classes have. Divine casters, paladins, and witches can all lose pretty much all their powers that matter at the GMs whim. 
47:21 <Mort-> Damn. Im part witch so...
48:56 <Steven> you are mistaken, a cleric cannot lose his powers at whim
51:08 <Mort-> The gm wanted to teach the inquisitor a lesson for taking his spells for granted
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51:25 <Steven> a divine caster can only lose their powers by commiting a taboo for the specific religion OR doing things against their god repeatedly thats obviously not in the interest of the god.
51:28 <Mort-> Divine spells in his game are conditional
51:38 <Mort-> If they are i rather live without them
54:57 <Mort-> No one is coming between me and my spells.
55:20 <Steven> yeah and after reading the post, the GMs a fuckin knob
56:27 <Steven> a worshiper of asmodeus acting prideful and arrogent is pretty much exactly in line w/ what asmodeus goes for... the only way he should have spotty powers for is suggesting they skip out on a deal, or break a contract.
56:43 <Steven> and then complete loss of powers if he actually breaks a deal or contract
56:53 <Steven> the GM doesnt know how to GM imo
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57:50 <MekkisScreen> I'm sure there's more to it than that
58:37 <Steven> maybe, but if you are going to punish a player and give something as a reason, you better have your shit together before posting it on the forums
59:07 <Steven> he asked for peoples opinions, and so far the opinions are he's a knob
59:17 <Steven> i love that word, we used it so much this last weekend
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02:56 <MekkisScreen> can you like me to the post?
03:14 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: if a DM wants to fuck with you, nothing you do short of getting up and leaving will help
04:11 <Avatar-> absolutely true
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16:06 <Steven> i called a GM on his shit this weekend over at my friends house.  He killed a character i made for his game, It was the good ole, grab special attack into hitting with a second grab special attack meaning you can pin somebody and then the next turn tie a person up and coup em
16:36 <Steven> and i told him thats not how grab works
16:57 <Steven> and clearly explained to him the rules on it... i know them because bobby used to do the same shit
17:13 <Mort-> Ok. More reasons not for me to gm
17:21 <Mort-> Or play divine characters :e
18:25 <Steven> and he was like, well this is how we do it here! and i responded with oh so you do it blatently wrong because it allows you to coup characters easily instead of playing correctly?
18:48 <Steven> and he was silent for a few seconds while he obviously considered a response that wouldnt make him sound douchy
19:31 <Mort-> Heh
19:41 <Avatar-> what did he say
19:49 <Avatar-> after the silence
20:00 <Steven> and when he couldnt think of one, he said this word for word. "If you don't like the way I GM, then you don't have to play,  Not that you can play cause you're fucking dead!"
21:17 <Steven> So i picked up the beer i bought that he was drinking, poured it into the sink(It was full) and he got all butt hurt and i was like "If you dont like the way i own my beer, then you dont have to drink it, Not that you can since i took it the fuck away!"
22:10 <Steven> needless to say... i wont be playing there anymore.
22:39 <Steven> My character was douchy though
23:32 <Mort-> Yeah i think its more reason i won't gm
23:47 <Steven> level 3, 32AC saves of 8/5/7
23:53 <Mort-> Hate getting into rule arguments with people
24:31 <Steven> Whats worse is the little shit is 18 years old and says he's been GMing since he was 10 but doesnt know how grab attacks work?
25:50 <Mort-> Look
26:00 <Mort-> I'm not that good on rules either
26:14 <Mort-> So point is its better not for me to gm right?
26:25 <Steven> mort why are you making everything about you?
26:33 <Mort-> I try to stick to learning only the rules pertaining to my characters
26:40 <Mort-> So i don't mix things up
26:47 <Mort-> Anyway back to work
27:03 <Mort-> But the point is no one is expecting everyone to know everything
27:07 <Steven> i say yes to Mort GMing
27:16 <Mort-> So not knowing some things doesn't make you not human
27:37 <Mort-> And expecting others to know everything you are setting yourself up for disappointment
28:03 <Steven> i dont expect people to know everything, but when somebody says, no this is how it works and can point to specific passages in books and forums that back it up
28:22 <Mort-> Btw its not going to happen because i have no external ip add and can't port foward to begin with
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14:02 <Avatar> so if not having an external ip address is fixed, you'll GM again
14:11 <Avatar> and no need for port forwarding
18:43 <Brunius> Weren't you bouncing off Mekkis' server before?
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24:54 <Brunius> Man, apparently I'm running out of space
24:58 <Brunius> Not sure how that happened
45:06 <Mort-> Because you always collect junk when you have space
45:24 * Mort- nips brunius because she feels bitey
45:39 * Mort- jumps on urist and licks him
47:01 <Mort-> Got cookies urist? :p
49:03 <Urist> i wish haha
49:52 <Urist> how are you today?
49:54 <Mort-> :(
50:06 <Mort-> I always like chocolate chip cookies
50:17 * Mort- is a relaxedmur
50:27 <Urist> good :)
50:36 <Mort-> Btw on your local game - if you think you can take the smacks
50:45 <Mort-> Go and be a flanking buddy
50:57 <Mort-> And use aid another action liberally
51:02 <Urist> smacks? ill try as long as i dont get grappled
51:21 <Mort-> I'm vulnerable to grapples too :(
51:26 <Urist> i got a dwarven waraxe with the money last game
51:46 <Mort-> Good news is that making a grapple unless you are tetori. A monster. Or have improved grapple
51:53 <Mort-> Will provoke an attack of opportunity
52:21 <Urist> its made from alchemic silver and is masterwork
52:39 <Mort-> The damage you deal to him if you land your attack is subtracted off his grapple role
52:39 <Urist> i put all my eggs in one basket
52:57 <Mort-> Alchemical silver you take -1 for all slashing and piercing weapons
52:58 <Urist> but that sucks
53:20 <Mort-> I try not to use alchemical silver unless i have to
53:25 <Mort-> Just fyi.
53:38 <Urist> live and learn eh?
53:48 <Mort-> You can still change
53:52 <Mort-> I mean i told you
53:53 <Urist> ah well its not to bad
54:04 <Urist> iys masterwork
54:06 <Mort-> You can masterwork another weapon instead
54:07 <Urist> its*
54:09 <Mort-> So?
54:22 <Urist> but this way i can kill any ghosts
54:24 <Mort-> You haven't played a game with your new gear yet
54:26 <Mort-> No
54:34 <Mort-> Ghosts you need a magic weapon
54:36 <Urist> sorry thinking oblivion
54:40 <Mort-> That is a +1 one
54:57 <Mort-> Or if you really feel the need to hit ghosts
55:16 <Urist> but when i have the cash ill enchant it :P
55:31 <Urist> i have to learn from my mistakes
57:38 <Urist> i also will be taking produce flame alot as 1 of my leve 1 spells
58:30 <Mort-> Enchant a silver weapon?
58:39 <Urist> it'll do the trick against them
58:40 <Mort-> Why not just keep your silver weapons for spares
58:45 <Mort-> Ghosts down here
58:58 <Mort-> Fear magic. Not silver
59:23 <Mort-> If you feel like a ghost might find you. Spend 100 gp on an oil of bless weapon :p
59:29 <Mort-> Aka tooth paste.
59:38 <Mort-> Or how xyniel would put it
59:40 <Urist> so i should put the silver on a bludgeoning weapon?
59:48 <Mort-> Ideally yes
59:57 <Mort-> So you don't take the -1 penalty ^^
00:11 <Urist> yeah
00:20 <Urist> thanks for the adice :)
00:23 * Mort- grins
00:26 <Urist> advice*
00:41 <Mort-> Ok you owe me 1 chocolate chip cookie :)
00:52 <Urist> ill but it on a warhammer
01:08 <Mort-> Any questions, master urist? :p
01:13 <Urist> Urist grimaces as he was saving one for later
01:27 <Urist> hands it over to the lemur
01:31 <Mort-> Do you have war hammer profeciency
01:32 <Mort-> Kidding
01:35 <Mort-> Im not evil
01:38 <Urist> i do 
01:43 * Mort- hands the cookie back
01:48 <Urist> i only messing too :P
01:58 <Urist> i do im a dwarf
01:59 <Mort-> It d be bad of me to do something like that to you :(
02:12 <Urist> dont worry about it 
02:56 <Mort-> Fair enough
03:11 <Mort-> Im not supposed to be charging cookies for giving out advice :p
03:22 <Mort-> It was wrong of me to do it in the first place.
03:38 <Mort-> I was trying to convince you to eventually sell me your soul ^^
03:57 <Urist> haha
04:29 <Mort-> That would give me so many cookies if i could barter your soul off to the dark side ^^
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04:42 <Mort-> They have chocolate cookies there you know!
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05:12 <Urist> hey :P whats your appraise skill :P
06:02 <Urist> so in seriousness im going to update that know thank you
06:08 <Urist> now*
06:10 <Mort-> Not much
06:16 <Mort-> +3 probably
06:28 <Mort-> 1 for skill rank and +2 for int
06:32 <Urist> so you would really get a fair price for my soul
06:40 <Urist> wouldnt*
06:43 <Mort-> Yeah
06:53 <Mort-> But hey its cookies
07:01 <Mort-> Any are better then none!
07:11 <Urist> so ill just sick to giving you cookies for info ;)
07:15 <Mort-> Now avatar is probably going to spank me after i do tip
07:17 <Mort-> This
07:18 <Urist> stick*
07:30 <Urist> my keyboard is tempermental
07:38 <Mort-> But you know the scouts motto - be prepared?
07:52 <Urist> i do now
07:58 <Mort-> It is never too early to learn more things.
08:13 * Mort- introduces urist to the dark side
08:15 <Urist> thats a good motto
08:27 <Urist> if you use it for good :P
08:32 * Mort- gives urist a tome of forbidden lore on dark arts
08:49 <Mort-> Read it. Know it well.
09:05 <Urist> will do
09:10 <Mort-> Then read it again. Until you can recite it while hanging upside down
09:12 <Mort-> ^^
09:22 <Mort-> And recite it backwards :p
09:32 * Mort- giggles
11:09 <Urist> alright i have to catch a train ill see you all tomorrow :)
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12:57 <Mort-> Aw :p
12:59 <Mort-> Daym
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16:09 <MekkisScreen> mmm
16:26 <MekkisScreen> third level summoner spells: there are too many good ones
17:20 <MekkisScreen> Greater Magic Fang, Dimension door, Summon Monster IV, Black Tentacles, Evolution Surge
17:29 <MekkisScreen> any suggestions?
17:36 <Mort-> Evolution surge and gmf
17:43 <MekkisScreen> I imagine that I'll be going for those five 
17:50 <MekkisScreen> not sure which ones first
17:53 <Mort-> Does gmf stack with aomf?
18:13 <MekkisScreen> sort of
19:07 <MekkisScreen> if your AoMF is for enhancement bonuses, no
19:25 <MekkisScreen> if it's for other things, yes
19:42 <MekkisScreen> considering AoMF of human-bane
19:57 <Mort-> No
20:01 <Mort-> That's evil
20:05 <MekkisScreen> how much is a +2 AoMF?
20:13 <MekkisScreen> humans are often evil
20:18 <Mort-> I think +3 was 34k
20:20 <Mort-> Get holy
20:24 <Mort-> I would
20:33 <MekkisScreen> how much is +2?
20:36 <Mort-> Sorry 45k
20:41 <Mort-> Can't remember +2
20:54 <Mort-> +1 is 5k
21:18 <MekkisScreen> 20000
21:22 <MekkisScreen> ugh
21:29 <MekkisScreen> that's a lot for holy
21:58 <MekkisScreen> Maggic Circle too
22:06 <Mort-> 20k
22:30 <MekkisScreen> do you still need magic circle when casting planar binding?
22:31 <Mort-> D door ill pass
22:42 <Mort-> I never bound anything to my will
22:55 <MekkisScreen> I'll get D-door at 9th
23:20 <Mort-> I would rule it that it is inclusive when you cast planar binding spell
23:22 <Mort-> Really
23:30 <Mort-> Screw extra fluff
25:45 <MekkisScreen> I've never cast binding before either
25:52 <MekkisScreen> but I intend to
32:11 <Mort-> Itzamna?
32:15 <Mort-> Or deceased
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49:25 <Mekkis> Mort-, both :)
49:39 <Mort-> No..
49:51 <Mort-> We never got to redeem itzamna :(
50:09 <Mekkis> he didn't manage to crate up anyone last session
50:27 <Mekkis> but you can blame tristen and Avatar for Itzamna's attitude
50:33 <Mort-> And no one in group objected?
50:57 <Mort-> No. I blame that inquisitor
51:03 <Mekkis> Balaah?
51:16 <Mekkis> he just sang the praises of Asmodeus
51:23 <Mort-> If i get my hands on him I'm going to use aqueous orb on him
51:32 <Mort-> Followed by hideous laughter
51:35 <Mort-> Seriously
51:36 <Mekkis> he was in brisbane last fortnight
51:54 <Mort-> Who has been corrupting our good friend itzamna
52:05 <Mort-> I tell you he needs that combination
52:11 <Mekkis> the player
52:16 <Mekkis> 's name was Gerble
54:12 <Mort-> If he likes to sing asmodeus praises he can go meet him in person
54:47 * Mort- eyes get a steely glint
55:32 <Mekkis> he doesn't
55:38 <Mekkis> he just likes making money
55:43 <Mekkis> he's a Qadiran
56:52 * Mort- snarls
57:16 <Mort-> That's it. I see him and ill open a pit from under him
57:42 <Mekkis> that's what qadirans do!
57:42 <Mort-> I don't remember inquisitors having good reflex saves
00:27 <Mort-> Lol yeah and run around
00:38 <Mort-> But no
00:53 <Mort-> I doubt any of my characters will ever deal with slavery
00:54 <Mort-> Anyway
00:59 <Mort-> Not that sort
02:00 <Mekkis> you associate with Qadirans!
03:16 <Mort-> Yes
03:28 <Mort-> But I'm not that kind of person
03:49 <Mort-> Frankly i think cheliax should be the ones into it
03:55 <Mort-> I mean ask me smuggle dragon eggs i would
04:04 <Mort-> With pleasure
04:44 <Mort-> But why humans,
04:44 <Mort-> So far qadiran faction missions have yet to make me deal with slavery
04:57 <Mort-> No. I think none of my characters would do that
06:10 <Mort-> Kalara would probably appear to be some kind of bounty hunter /antique collector depending on situation
06:10 <Mort-> She will not be selling slaves
06:11 <Mort-> Or crating anyone up
07:03 <Mort-> If you open a handy haversack to take out a wand does everything in it get wet?
07:12 <Mort-> again you could carry your wand in your belt pouch instead?
07:58 <Mort-> Preparing for another under sea adventure
07:59 <Mort-> I think i need a wand of heard
07:59 <Mort-> Grease
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19:52 <mortswishytail> Oh mek
19:57 <Mekkis> .
20:10 <mortswishytail> Can you run some retired scenarios for us?
20:18 <mortswishytail> Just want to see the world
20:40 <mortswishytail> On the condition death there will have no consequence
20:43 <Mekkis> sure
20:52 <mortswishytail> But consumables?
21:00 <mortswishytail> Or is it like we appear like ghosts
21:03 <mortswishytail> Sort of
21:11 <Mekkis> nah
21:16 <mortswishytail> Or?
21:29 <Mekkis> you just take a snapshot of your character before and after
21:30 <mortswishytail> I would play just for the story
21:44 <Mekkis> I want to run Asmodeus Mirage :)
21:44 <mortswishytail> Consumables how you want to rule it you do
21:47 <mortswishytail> Ok
21:57 <mortswishytail> I may die :d
22:23 <mortswishytail> How do you rule consumables
22:29 <mortswishytail> Btw i want to run it on kalara
22:30 <Mekkis> you don't use them
22:37 <Mekkis> unless you're abusing it
22:37 <mortswishytail> What?
22:50 <mortswishytail> My entire style is to cast shield from scroll :p
23:10 <mortswishytail> I tend to go like I'm not casting a buff spell using spell slots lol
23:25 <mortswishytail> If i wasn't being sandwiched last game
23:30 <mortswishytail> But i can i guess
23:37 <mortswishytail> Live with 16 ac
23:49 <mortswishytail> But its bound to be a point ill have to clw
23:51 <Mekkis> I mean they're not consumed
23:51 <mortswishytail> Of some kind
24:07 <mortswishytail> Ok but don't abuse?
24:15 <Mekkis> actually, scrub that
24:20 <Mekkis> if you want to bring a scroll of Shapechange, sure, go ahead :)
24:30 <Mekkis> let's see what kind of BS you can achieve!
24:37 <mortswishytail> I mean for a normal scenario given time i would pop a scroll of shield before every fight
24:38 <mortswishytail> I won't
24:44 <mortswishytail> I don't want to abuse it
24:46 <Mekkis> aww
24:56 <mortswishytail> Because i want to run it as if i were alive
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25:53 <Mort-> I'm playing in person tomorrow
25:55 <Mort-> So no
25:59 <Brunius> Night guys/gals
26:06 <Mort-> Night bru
26:27 <Mort-> Need 4 people for asmodeus mirage? :(
26:28 <Mort-> Sigh
26:46 <Mort-> The only person i might suggest to attempt soloing scenarios is xyn
26:55 <Mort-> Even so its a bad idea.
27:33 <Mort-> We will see
31:31 <Brunius> Avatarbro
31:34 <Brunius> Whatchu running sunday
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32:30 <Mort-> I may may not be there
32:38 <Mort-> Depending on schedule
32:40 <Brunius> Perils of the Pirate Pact
32:45 <Brunius> I've already played that :(
33:03 <Mort-> Yeah. If catprog finishes early ill do a surprise pop
33:28 <Mort-> But for now I'm waiting to see what he offers and pop in with my synthesist
33:51 <Mort-> I think the only person who has seen my synthesist in action is hydra lol
34:05 <Mort-> Funnily enough
35:02 <Mort-> If time permits ill bring my magus for perils of the pirate pact
35:10 <Mort-> With grease scrolls
35:34 <Mort-> Ok catching up with rl.
35:38 <Mort-> Bb for now
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56:32 <Mekkis> hmmm
56:36 <Mekkis> Red Harvest
56:45 <Mekkis> sounds like a job for good old Grolschmir
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14:42 <Avatar> what's catprog running?
19:01 <Mekkis> hmmm
20:44 <Mekkis> 15 str 14 dex 12 con 12 int 9 wis 14 cha sound reasonable as a stat line?
21:00 <Mekkis> for a militant bard with a bow
21:01 <Avatar> yeah
21:27 <Mekkis> or should I switch str and dex around?
21:41 <Avatar> I'd switch them
22:47 <Mekkis> what is the max dex bonus for mithril fullplate?
23:38 <Avatar> 3
24:11 <Mekkis> hmmm
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23:45 <Mekkis> I think a paladin wearing mithril hellknight plate is cheesy
27:39 <Mekkis> oh no
27:50 <Mekkis> mort will love this cheese
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