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01:27 <Steven>    ]* iop]\
02:20 <Steven> Oh, I accidently dropped something on Steve's laptop.  Sorry.
02:34 <Mekkis> no, it's    ]&i*(*op)\
03:26 <Steven> I will make a mental note of that!  Have fun guys and girls!
03:47 <Mekkis> some people just don't understand their pointer operations!
05:19 <Steven> How do I clear this thing?
05:35 <Mekkis> escape :q!
06:10 <Steven> I'm not that foolish!
06:30 <Steven> I figured it out on my own! ;p
06:51 <Steven> Okay, so has Steve mentioned anything about his birthday?
07:47 <Mekkis> no
07:52 <Mekkis> should he have?
08:27 <Steven> Darn!  It is in a month.  He wont give me any hints. I was hoping he had mentioned something.
08:58 <Steven> Okay, he is back.  Have fun!
09:01 <Mekkis> regarding what?
09:55 <Steven> regarding what what?
10:23 <Steven> she cleared it...  so what where ya talkin about?
10:35 * Steven poke poke.
10:38 <Mekkis> <Steven>    ]* iop]\
10:45 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> no, it's    ]&i*(*op)\
10:45 <Mekkis> <Steven> I will make a mental note of that!  Have fun guys and girls!
10:45 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> some people just don't understand their pointer operations!
11:39 <Steven> that makes no sense at all
12:03 <Steven> oh... she dropped something on my keyboard...  brb i must punish her!
14:04 <Steven> alright guys, i am going to go cook breakfast with her... or more truthfully watch her cook breakfast
14:36 <Steven> see you all in in a few hours if you still around
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27:03 <Rafael_017> hello there
28:01 <Mort-> Hello
28:07 * Mort- waves paw
28:46 <Rafael_017> is the majority in here furry ?
28:55 <Mort-> I'm reading the book of vile darkness want a shot of it?
29:01 <Mort-> Nah.I'm an exception
29:16 <Rafael_017> ahh mkay
30:14 <Mort-> I like being furry
30:36 <Mort-> You can always curl on your tail and use it as a pillow
31:00 <Rafael_017> ahh o.o and I thought it was something about one's identety and such o.o 
31:13 <Mort-> Anyway I'm currently looking on how to rain ice arrows on my foes
31:20 <Mekkis> Mort is a minority of one
31:53 <Mort-> I really need to read how to spell combat with a longbow.
32:01 <Mort-> In detail.
32:29 <Mort-> And does ranged spell strike let you drop off rimed frostbites once per round,g
32:30 <Mort-> .h
32:45 <Mort-> It'd be such a cool picture
32:50 <Mort-> Rain ice arrows
33:39 <Rafael_017> I would make and agreement with the Gamemaster... he can make up a skill which won't be overpowered
34:00 <Mekkis> that's my preferred method
34:17 <Mekkis> if you explain your intentions to your GM, then they can accommodate
34:20 <Mort-> Hm arcane archers can rain ice arrows
34:30 <Mort-> At least the visual
34:47 <Mort-> I really need more information
35:12 <Mort-> On how that range spell combat thing works
35:21 <Rafael_017> I will beg the GM to make whips more effective, giving bonus on making people fall ond such
35:43 <Mort-> I did think about twfing whips :p
35:54 <Mort-> Then wear tight black leather
35:56 <Mort-> ^^
36:08 <Mort-> Fighter though. Or you never get enough feats
36:15 <Mekkis> I'm divided on the issue
36:27 <Mort-> What mek?
36:42 <Mekkis> partly because combat manoeuvres are very hard to balance
38:56 <Mekkis> Mort-, you should build a paladin who wields whips and wears tight black leather :S
39:57 <Rafael_017> a thief with a rose whip and seducing SM could be effective... I think even an orc would get arroused
40:21 <Rafael_017> of course one would have to be a female char
40:21 <Mort-> Not enough feats
40:23 <Mort-> Mek
40:32 <Mort-> Whip fighting is very feat intensive
40:37 <Mekkis> It's nice to have a German in here...
40:46 <Mekkis> Mort-, not really
40:53 <Mekkis> Heirloom Weapon (whip)
41:05 <Mekkis> Exotic Weapon Proficiency as half-elf feat
41:09 <Mort-> You need the one that lets you hit at melee without penalty
41:23 <Mekkis> combat expertise/improved trip
41:31 <Mekkis> you can get all that by third
41:37 <Mort-> You need the one to give you threat
41:37 <Rafael_017> Mekkis you're talking about me?
41:41 <Mort-> You use 2 whips
41:42 <Mekkis> yes
41:47 <Mort-> You need twf
41:51 <Mort-> Feat tax
42:01 <Mekkis> that's why you don't use twf
42:04 <Rafael_017> and why is it nice to have a german in here?
42:06 <Mekkis> or if you do, you play a monk
42:15 <Mort-> Idea was to use 2 whips
42:19 <Mekkis> because we generally don't get europeans at all
42:35 <Mort-> Our time zones are wrong
42:35 <Mekkis> that chunk between UTC-5 and UTC+7 is unfilled
43:01 <Mort-> Mek you need whip mastery
43:09 <Mort-> And improved whip mastery
43:12 <Mekkis> you don't NEED it
43:25 <Mekkis> a fighting-class character needs ONE feat
43:28 <Avatar> you NEED TO BE AS POWERFUL AS POSSIBLE
43:30 <Mort-> Then you treat your whip like a ranged wep
43:34 <Mekkis> Power Attack
43:35 <Mekkis> that's it.
43:40 <Avatar> or things will kill you 
43:43 <Mort-> Allies in front of you its cover.g.
43:46 <Mort-> Isn't it?
43:57 <Mekkis> if you want to TWF whips, play a monk
43:59 <Mort-> Anyway i wasn't planning for damage on this build
44:03 <Mort-> To be honest
44:05 <Mort-> Maybe
44:13 <Mort-> More like trip. More trip
44:13 <Avatar> push your friends in front so they die first
44:21 <Mort-> Try to grapple if possible
44:29 <Mort-> Oh yeah avatar
44:37 <Mort-> But I'm not always like that
44:52 <Mort-> You have to see which form I'm in
45:12 <Mort-> Its one of the crazier ideas I've had
45:28 <Mort-> Pretty sure if i created..
45:35 <Mekkis> Mort- is reading BoVD at the moment...
45:37 <Mort-> Probably cheliax ^^
45:48 <Mort-> Yeah
45:53 <Mort-> I said that earlier
46:17 <Mort-> But why monk with two whips
46:21 <Mort-> Do they get twf?
46:30 <Mort-> And i don't even know how flurry works
46:31 <Mekkis> they get flurry of manouvures
46:37 <Mort-> Whip is not a monk weapon?
46:37 <Mekkis> nor do I
46:54 <Mort-> That is maneuver master
47:03 <Mort-> Not vanilla monk
47:18 <Mort-> One pairing with that is with rogue
47:29 <Mort-> Dirty trick to blind then fob unarmed
47:33 <Mort-> With sneak attack
48:21 <Mort-> Btw rafael
48:26 <Mort-> Tripping is very nasty
48:40 <Rafael_017> yeah I now
48:41 <Mort-> Fighter buddy friend likes tripping
48:45 <Mort-> A lot
49:05 <Mort-> I personally don't study combat maneuvers much
49:12 * Mort- is a casty
50:10 * Mort- leaves the melees to do their thing
50:38 <Rafael_017> well my fighting will get really nasty in the next adventure.... supporting, being a RG cleric and such
51:06 <Mort-> Fighty types like grow big
51:30 <Mort-> Little mur no understand but oblige them anyway
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55:24 <Mort-> Ranged Spellstrike (Su)
55:27 <Mort-> So interesting
56:03 <Mort-> Oh well back to bed
59:25 <Rafael_017> well gotta go
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59:57 <Avatar> what in the hell would make my computer download 100GB since yesterday on its own
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16:46 <Avatar> I don't know if briandand is all there
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31:43 <Avatar> mort: why on earth is balgin trying to schedule that game 6 weeks in advance
32:16 <Avatar> cons take less time than that to organise
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36:08 <MrEctomy> Hello
36:11 <MrEctomy> Anyone around?
36:15 <[SW]Boomer> Yes
36:52 <MrEctomy> Hiya, I'm a first time Pathfinder GM and I had a quick question I was hoping someone could help me with
37:30 <[SW]Boomer> I've never GM'd, but I might be able to help.
37:41 <[SW]Boomer> Or you might try the 'official' Paizo chat.
37:54 <[SW]Boomer> http://chat.dmtools.org/
38:05 <MrEctomy> ah, thanks...i was trying to find an "official" chat
38:53 <MrEctomy> but just for fun, here it is
39:17 <MrEctomy> Okay so, my party is going to be ambushed by a group of goblins...however, their stealth skills are quite different. One of them is stealth +17, the others are +2..
39:28 <[SW]Boomer> Just don't tell them you know me. I'm a bit right-leaning, and all the people there lean very far to the left.
39:34 <MrEctomy> okay.
41:47 <Rafael_017> well if they get ambushed then it's rather the question if they notice that ambush..
42:05 <Rafael_017> so perception is the skill of question... or not?
43:44 <[SW]Boomer> The 'official' channel would be the way to go!
44:01 <[SW]Boomer> I'm not sure there's even anybody here right now, been quite all day.
49:30 <[SW]Boomer> Nice to see they're able to help you.
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19:31 <Mekkis> Avatar, was it CA?
04:48 <Mort-> Yawn
08:11 * [SW]Boomer pokes his finger in Mort's mouth as it opens for the yawn.
15:01 <Mort-> Remove it?
16:35 <Mort-> Just feeling a little blue today
23:03 <[SW]Boomer> Did you eat a smurf?
23:20 * [SW]Boomer yanks his finger out before it gets bitten off.
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26:39 <briandand> hello
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32:18 <Mort-> Urk
32:34 <Mort-> No i don't eat smurfs
32:47 <[SW]Boomer> Are you sure? You said you were feeling blue.
34:52 <Mort-> There are other ways of feeling blue
35:01 <Mort-> Blueberries
35:15 <Mort-> Besides do smurfs taste good?
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36:15 <Mort-> Are you briandnd?
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37:03 <briandand> hey mort whats up
38:01 <Mort-> Cool
38:05 <Mort-> I ha something for you
38:15 <briandand> cool
38:56 <briandand> what is it
39:11 <Mort-> There was this post in the forums
39:31 <Mort-> About party necromancers
39:54 <briandand> that sounds awesome
41:44 <briandand> which post was it ill look it up
44:59 <Mort-> Damn it
45:08 <briandand> whats wrong
45:15 <Mort-> Was one post i thought of shaden
45:26 <Mort-> Can't remember the thread
45:29 <Mort-> Was funny
45:46 <Mort-> All about sick body part jokes :p
45:58 <briandand> :)
46:37 <briandand> ive been trying to make a new character just not sure which one to go with
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47:44 <Mort-> What do you feel like doing
48:33 <briandand> i want to make a character that specializes in summoning creatures
49:43 <briandand> i also wanted to make a paladin that belongs t the cheliax faction but i cant seem to find a way for it to fit with the paladins lawful good alignment
50:34 <briandand> my last thought was to make a druid specialize in its wild shape
50:59 <Mort-> Summoners
51:06 <Mort-> They has summons!
51:35 <briandand> thats true, i have read about them and their special summon creature
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53:18 <Mort-> Your eidolon can't be present
54:08 <brianturner> yea thats the only down side but i think it makes up for it by being able to summon more creatures to help, do you know if there are any feats for that
54:25 <Mort-> Augment summon
54:37 <Mort-> Take spell focus conjuration
54:52 <brianturner> would that still affect them since its considered a spell like ability and not a straight spell
54:57 <Mort-> Then there is another feat to let you summons more lower level creatures
55:20 <Mort-> Hrm. I saw in a master summoner vs synthesist thread
55:37 <brianturner> was that on paizo
55:38 <Mort-> The master summoner used those things
56:01 <brianturner> the more i think about it the more i like it, sounds like fun
56:34 <brianturner> and there is a chelaxian trait that also helps when you summon a creature
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56:56 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz5bqi&page=2?Master-Summoner-vs-Synthesist#71
57:07 <brianturner> can you still see me
57:12 <Mort-> I'm a synthesist :p
57:16 <Mort-> Not the other you
57:25 <Mort-> But that's the thread
57:56 <brianturner> okay, i just got my irc for macs to work and wanted to test it out without mibbit being on
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59:36 <briandand> mort did you get my last sentence i typed
59:56 <briandand> thanks for the thread
00:38 <Mort-> Np
00:51 <Mort-> Your wizard can summon too
00:57 <brianturner> should my irc i downloaded be able to work without mibbit being open
01:06 <Mort-> Btw your eidolon must not be around
01:15 <Mort-> Else you can't use that sla
01:39 <brianturner> okay
01:56 <Mort-> Now lets see
02:06 <Mort-> What other summoning can i come up with
03:07 <Mort-> I would choose a different faction for variety
03:11 <Mort-> if i were you
03:24 <brianturner> wow this thread is actually a dual between a master summoner and a synthesit that rocks
03:50 <brianturner> i was going to just not sure which one to choose, im thinking of placing the names on  a peace of paper
03:55 <brianturner> and pulling them out of a hat
04:57 <Mort-> Yeah
05:08 <Mort-> I read it because I'm a syn :p
05:49 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/classes/base-classes/summoner/archetypes/paizo---summoner-archetypes/master-summoner
05:50 <brianturner> ive been reading all the new classes and it is one of the cooler ones i have to admit. i just like the thought of a living sield
05:57 <Mort-> Probably you want to have that
06:09 <Mort-> I agree you better pay attention to business
06:10 <[SW]Boomer> If you don't have a hat, you can always use a sauce pan?
06:22 <Mort-> If you ever want to play a syn
06:39 <Mort-> You look real silly boomer
06:54 <Mort-> Anyway syns - expect some gms not to run for them
07:16 <Mort-> With gms saying they are overpowered
07:47 <brianturner> well thats just stupid, if they were to powerfull i dont think pathfinder would allow them to be played
08:02 <Mort-> I suppose you could tweak anything to be overpowered. But i don't see what a level 3 fighter can't do that my syn can
08:12 <brianturner> thanks for showing me this website, i didnt know it existed
08:18 <brianturner> very true
08:20 <Mort-> Or maybe a few things. But that because i tweaked :p
08:35 Mort- is now known as xyniel
08:43 * xyniel waves
08:49 <xyniel> Standard attack..
08:59 <brianturner> how did you tweak it
09:11 <xyniel> !throw 1d20+4 bite
09:11 <diebot> xyniel, bite: [1d20=17] 21
09:24 <brianturner> nice bite
09:26 <xyniel> !throw 1d4+3 damage
09:26 <diebot> xyniel, damage: [1d4=3] 6
09:46 <xyniel> !throw 1d20+13 intimidate to give 1 round of frightened
09:47 <diebot> xyniel, intimidate to give 1 round of frightened: [1d20=14] 27
09:59 <xyniel> Ok id say that works
10:07 <brianturner> very well
10:14 <xyniel> !throw 1d20+4 claw
10:15 <diebot> xyniel, claw: [1d20=18] 22
10:26 <xyniel> !throw 1d4+3 damage
10:27 <diebot> xyniel, damage: [1d4=1] 4
10:40 <xyniel> !throw 1d20+4 claw again
10:40 <diebot> xyniel, claw again: [1d20=19] 23
10:52 <xyniel> !throw 1d4+3 damage
10:52 <diebot> xyniel, damage: [1d4=4] 7
11:05 xyniel is now known as mort-
11:19 <brianturner> thats an impressive attack
11:29 <mort-> Hm
11:30 <mort-> That was a good set of rolls
11:42 <mort-> Usually i hit 1 out of 3
11:57 <brianturner> cool
12:03 <mort-> But if the monster in question is still alive
12:21 <mort-> He spends his next round running from me ^^
12:33 <mort-> Big scawy monster you know
12:40 <brianturner> im reading up on this master summoner and i think im going to make a character out of him, i like the fact that you can have as many summon monster spells open as i want
12:46 <brianturner> thats cool
13:11 <mort-> You need all those summoning feats
13:27 <mort-> What happens is if someone gives xyn flanks
13:29 <brianturner> yea but at second level it gives me augment summoning for free
13:40 <mort-> Then those 3 attacks you saw?
13:55 <brianturner> true
14:02 <mort-> Add 1d6 sneak attack damage to it
14:03 <mort-> Its from my rogue side
14:03 <mort-> :p
14:53 <mort-> She is the only character i have that will willingly take aoo for flanking
15:13 <mort-> Her ac is about that of someone in full plate with mage armor o
15:15 <mort-> On
15:17 <mort-> 20
15:26 <brianturner> excellent
17:41 <mort-> Well yeah
17:57 <mort-> Its the hp that is haxed
17:58 <mort-> 33
18:02 <mort-> At level 3
18:16 <brianturner> thats ten points a level you rock
19:28 <brianturner> do you happen to know off hand if there is a lvl 1 game coming around, i havent checked the sight yet
20:31 <[SW]Boomer> No games are currently scheduled
20:49 <mort-> Not yet
20:59 <mort-> Ah found the bloody feat 
21:08 <mort-> Superior summoning!
21:18 <mort-> For all summoning fans!
21:23 <brianturner> All right
21:59 <mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/general-feats/superior-summoning
22:01 <brianturner> just looked it up, that rocks
22:14 * mort- drops a spell scroll
22:31 * brianturner hands it to mort
22:34 <mort-> To use this
22:36 <mort-> Its for you
22:50 * brianturner smiles
22:52 <brianturner> thank
23:05 <mort-> You use a higher level summon to summon 1d3+1 smaller creatures
23:18 <mort-> Then you get 1d3+2 creatures instead
23:36 <brianturner> that definantly will help out alot
23:42 <mort-> But for summon monster 1 you should not try that
23:58 <mort-> Summon monster 1 the monsters aren't that powerful
24:03 <brianturner> yea, for all i know i would get creatures that where "tiny"
24:10 <mort-> Its when you get 3 then they fly out of the window
24:25 <mort-> Now let this little syn teach you what's good to summon :d
24:25 <brianturner> EXCELLENT
24:35 <mort-> I studied this side too you know :p
24:48 <mort-> In case someone surprised me without my suit
24:49 <brianturner> ?me gets paper and pen
24:54 <mort-> :d
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24:57 * brianturner gets paper and pen
26:51 <brianturner> that makes sense
26:52 <mort-> Ok
27:10 <mort-> For first level. Defensive monster as in if you want them to live long
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27:15 <mort-> Just use the pony
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27:25 <mort-> If you want to deal pure damage
27:42 <mort-> Delay till rogue is in front of monster and about to attack
27:57 <mort-> Summon an eagle behind the monster
28:19 <mort-> Eagle has flanking and has 3 attacks in 1 round
28:46 <brianturner> nice
28:55 <mort-> 5 hp and no ac to boot. But hey. It served its purpose as a one time fire and forget missile yes?
29:03 <mort-> Gives rogue flanking too
29:11 <brianturner> very true
29:15 <mort-> So he rips monster apart with sneak attacks
29:27 <brianturner> pretty much my version of a magic missle
29:34 <brianturner> only looks cooler
29:50 <mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/eagle/summoned-creature-eagle
29:58 <mort-> Now this is our sneaky missile
30:13 <mort-> Sure next round someone will slap him out of the air
31:03 <brianturner> id say ecspecially with the abilty of being celestial or fiendish
31:30 <mort-> You need to have alignment
31:50 <mort-> Like if you are good you get celestial stuff
32:17 <brianturner> okay cool, is it free or do i need to be a certain lvl
33:06 <mort-> Level 1? Your sla will let you summon one of these flying critters
33:31 <brianturner> cool
34:11 <mort-> Now for level 2 summoning
35:36 <mort-> You can summons 1d3+1 little eagles
36:01 * brianturner nod
37:30 <mort-> Or one of these
37:30 <mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/hyena/summoned-creature-hyena
37:50 <mort-> Who doesn't like some nasty monsters getting tripped on bite by a hyena?
38:47 <brianturner> i do i do
38:56 <brianturner> bite them all day long
39:20 <MekkisScreen> you can't trip a hydra
39:38 <brianturner> hmmm...that stinks
39:58 <mort-> This one also deserves special mention
40:00 <mort-> If youre looking at the book of vile darkness
40:46 <mort-> But since you're probably of good alignment
40:46 <mort-> Scratch this one out
40:47 <mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/outsiders/devil/lemure/summoned-creature-lemure
40:47 <mort-> Btw its lemure
40:47 <mort-> And not lemur.
40:47 <mort-> I'm a lemur.
40:47 <mort-> No e at the end.
41:04 <MekkisScreen> you keep telling people that
41:18 <MekkisScreen> we know what's really true
41:47 <mort-> Come on
42:00 <mort-> Would a lemure be helping anyone?
42:20 <MekkisScreen> yes
42:40 <brianturner> looks interesting
43:06 <mort-> The are lawful evil!
43:11 <mort-> why would they
43:15 <brianturner> has a dr against good or silver and is immune to fire and hast resist loks cool 
43:20 <mort-> This is a friendly mur here
43:27 <mort-> Oh oh
43:46 <brianturner> yea but the character im making couldnt raise it
43:57 <mort-> Now if you're of good alignment
43:58 <mort-> I catch you doing it
43:58 <mort-> Its a tail smack
44:08 <mort-> If you're amoral. That's not my problem :d
44:11 <brianturner> whos tail mine or yours
44:14 <mort-> It has a second use
44:18 <mort-> My tail
45:05 <mort-> Someone just used darkness!
45:05 <mort-> We can't see!
45:06 <mort-> And its deeper darkness too!
45:06 <mort-> So you summon this little bugger
45:24 <mort-> Go whack the bad guys to for us! You can see in darkness
45:28 <mort-> :d
45:51 <mort-> With a detect evil spell you can even ping out where he is hitting
46:14 <brianturner> thats cool
46:17 <brianturner> :)
46:37 <mort-> So you can eat the 50 percent concealment chance and whack
47:12 <mort-> Level 3 stuff?
47:17 <brianturner> since the Lemur has a subtype of evil, lawful, couldnt you raise it as lawfull with no evil
47:25 <mort-> I like my kitties
47:27 <mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/cat-great/leopard
47:41 <mort-> For rp reasons i wouldn't do that
47:54 <mort-> If you're neutral by all means have fun
48:07 <mort-> But if you're any kind of good character
48:22 <mort-> Ill get xyn to pop by your house and invite you to some tea :p
48:48 <brianturner> Xyn is always welcome
49:05 <brianturner> are saying not to use it because its neutral
49:18 <mort-> Then have a long discussion on fiends.
49:19 <mort-> Their only purpose is to taint mortals who deal with them.
49:19 <mort-> Be it summoning them..
49:27 <mort-> If you are neutral
49:29 <mort-> Go ahead
49:32 <brianturner> gotcha
49:43 <mort-> But i cannot imagine a good character of any kind doing it
50:09 <brianturner> yea i forgot you have to be carefull with summon spells and your alignment
50:16 <mort-> Level 4 i like my kitties
50:22 <mort-> Aka the leopard
50:41 <mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/cat-great/leopard
50:43 <mort-> Isn't she a beauty?
51:08 <brianturner> she's gorgeous
51:21 <mort-> Level 3
51:33 <mort-> 3 attacks. Rake.
51:43 <mort-> Can grab people and grapple em for you
52:24 <brianturner> that rocks
53:16 * mort- scratches her puddy tat
53:34 <brianturner> :p
54:03 <mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/animals/bat/bat-dire/summoned-creature-dire-bat
54:11 <mort-> this one deserves special mention too
54:21 <mort-> Oh you mean that mage went invisible?
54:34 <mort-> Batsy! Find him and eat him!
54:55 <mort-> Batsy goes off to hit the offending square with 50 percent concealment
55:07 <mort-> So now everyone knows where the mage is
55:15 <brianturner> nice
56:08 <mort-> Yup
56:18 <mort-> that's about all i did research for for now
56:29 <mort-> That's quite a lot of levels :d
56:39 <brianturner> i noticed the higher the summons the more of a variety you have to summon for any occasion
56:40 <mort-> Mek likes earth elementals though
56:43 <brianturner> that it is
57:04 <mort-> I prefer animals
57:38 <mort-> Mek will get earth elementals. More earth elementals. And even more earth elementals.
57:39 <brianturner> i dont blame you, seems to take forever to lvl a character
57:46 <mort-> To do your gm a favor
57:53 <MekkisScreen> -- NSA: the buck gets scrambled here NRO: the buck gets photographed here CIA: the buck gets passed here Congress: the buck disappears here. 
57:58 <brianturner> dont blame yea, i like how they can glide throught he earth
58:02 <mort-> Know where all your summoning blocks are
58:16 <brianturner> what do you mean by blocks
58:19 <MekkisScreen> Earth Elementals Just Work
58:23 <MekkisScreen> their stat blocks
58:24 <mort-> You can summon them wherever you like
58:31 <mort-> You don't get to keep them after a fight
58:38 <mort-> So do leopardr
58:41 <brianturner> that does stink
58:42 <mort-> You get 1 slam
58:52 <mort-> Leopards have 3 chances to hit
58:57 <MekkisScreen> They are intelligent, speak a language, have decent attack and damage
59:17 <MekkisScreen> Leopards get what? +3 to-hit?
59:23 <mort-> How much brains do you need once you summon them in front of whatever
59:32 <mort-> Earth elemental is +6
59:32 <MekkisScreen> for 1d4+2 damage?
59:35 <mort-> One attack mobw
59:36 <MekkisScreen> No
59:39 <mort-> Only
59:41 <mort-> ?
59:49 <mort-> I checked small ones
59:53 <MekkisScreen> Earth elemental Always gets +1 for Earth Mastery
59:58 <mort-> Slam at +6?
00:06 <mort-> I thought it was added in
00:08 <mort-> Already
00:25 <mort-> Ok one slam at +7
00:31 <brianturner> i looked it up its plus 9
02:01 <mort-> Hm
02:14 <mort-> Stats are not in for augment summoning
02:21 <brianturner> i just found a spell in UM that allows you to summon 1d3 tiny animals
03:01 <mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/outsiders/elemental/elemental-earth/small-earth-elemental
03:06 <mort-> tiny aren't very useful
03:09 <mort-> No reach
03:20 <brianturner> yea, i just find it cute that they tried
03:29 <mort-> It means to attack they need to move into same square as the monster
03:39 <mort-> Take aoo - splat
04:18 <brianturner> :)
04:19 <mort-> Well level 2 you can summon earth elementals if you like
04:34 <mort-> When using earth elementals remember they have power attack
04:44 <mort-> -1 to hit and +2 damage
04:48 <brianturner> cool
04:55 <mort-> If you activate it on successful hit
05:01 <mort-> Hm its more then that
05:18 <brianturner> thanks for all the info mort but i gotta go, need to finish some stuff aroune the house
05:24 <mort-> Damn it where is hydra when i need him for pa rules
05:39 <mort-> Its a 2 handed attack so i think its +3 to damage
05:40 <mort-> KK
05:42 <mort-> Lol
05:47 <brianturner> later man
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05:52 <mort-> Later!
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10:53 <MekkisScreen> earth elementals have power attack
12:05 <Rafael_017> bye
12:58 <Avatar> Mekkis: that's what I thought, but doesn't seem to be
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21:05 <mort-> Yeah
21:13 <mort-> Not sure how you 2 hand pa atm
21:18 <mort-> Haven't done it
29:35 <MekkisScreen> Avatar: what??
33:34 <Avatar> what what
39:11 <MekkisScreen> 21:13 < Avatar> Mekkis: that's what I thought, but doesn't seem to be
40:55 <Avatar> [08:19] <Mekkis> Avatar, was it CA?
41:19 <Avatar> I closed down CA and it didn't change anything, downloaded another 10GB after that
41:22 <Avatar> then I rebooted and it stopped
41:47 <Avatar> the CA folder doesn't have 100GB worth of files in it, and it wasn't my torrents
51:49 <mort-> Ur
01:05 <MekkisScreen> CA traffic doesn't always go into files
05:45 <mort-> Uh what ca
05:48 <mort-> Oh never mind
06:04 <mort-> How much does a small earth elemental do
10:53 <Hydrazine> Howdy.
11:17 <mort-> Hi hydra
11:34 <mort-> How much does a 2 handed pa do?
11:38 <mort-> +3?
11:42 <mort-> At -
11:48 <Hydrazine> -1/+3
11:51 <mort-> -1 to hit?
11:52 <mort-> Ok
11:58 <mort-> At least i got it right
12:01 <Hydrazine> Get to 4 bab and its -2/+6
12:18 <mort-> Were talking about little earth elementals here
12:20 <mort-> :p
12:32 <mort-> Small ones
18:25 <Hydrazine> For?
20:05 <Avatar> 203.217.75.48
20:10 <Avatar> can someone connect to CA for a few hours
22:18 <Hydrazine> If you like.,
23:30 <Avatar> I have another couple hundred gigs that can be eaten up
23:49 <Avatar> I think I lost about 5GB each hour
23:53 <Hydrazine> lol. internet by data limits.
23:58 <Avatar> :(
24:02 <Avatar> sux australia
24:09 <Hydrazine> mhmm.
28:21 <Hydrazine> hey avatar. tic tac toe. top 9 squares. I'll play x at C1.
29:57 <Avatar> yeah I have to do some work superfast, I can't play tic tac toe
30:07 <Hydrazine> Fine then. Be like that.
30:11 <Avatar> I have about an hour to do something that I thought I had 6 more days to do
30:24 <Avatar> thank you not-updating calendar widget on my ph one
30:27 <Hydrazine> you procrastinate like an american!
31:02 <Avatar> I checked my phone just before I went to bed at 4am and thought hmm seems strange that I still have 6 days to do this....what day is it?
31:11 <Avatar> ohhhh you broke down and I have to have this done tomorrow
34:36 <mort->  You can tie tick tac toe 
35:09 <mort-> Lol i still haven't gotten packed for Italy
36:48 <mort-> About 2 weeks left before i fly
37:35 <mort-> Hydra did you read anything nice about magi in arg?
37:53 <mort-> Like what was the exact text to spell combat with a longbow
37:59 * mort- ears perk
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49:46 <Steven> great day!  my Sam, Susan, My brother and I all just went shopping
50:07 <Steven> clothes store about 45 yards away from a video game store
50:14 <Steven> BEST SHOPPING EVER!!
50:39 <mort-> Lol party split?
57:26 <Steven> so hows everyone doing?
58:04 <MekkisScreen> @ok
58:06 <MekkisScreen> ok
58:13 <MekkisScreen> eating a tom yum
01:03 <mort-> You can eat tom yum? :(
01:18 <mort-> My last attempt at spicy sent me to the toilet
03:43 <MekkisScreen> Ofourse
04:55 <mort-> Argh
05:10 <mort-> Google groups is having a party
05:22 <mort-> And i don't have any 4-6 characters :(
05:36 <Steven> play a premade
07:24 <MekkisScreen> zKill them al
22:51 <mort-> You know how i feel about pregens
23:19 <mort-> I want to play xyn for it
23:27 <mort-> But she is only 3.1
24:20 <mort-> I would be fine bringing her at 3 but probably not allowed
24:24 <Avatar> I'm not keen on pregens either unless I actually want to make a level 1 character
24:53 <Avatar> killing off a high level scenario's worth of gold doesn't make sense to me
25:05 <Avatar> I understand why they do it, but it's a pretty huge sting to your PFS career to do it
25:13 <Avatar> it's worthwhile if you're quite sure you won't stick with PFS
26:50 <mort-> No
27:00 <mort-> Ill hold creds
27:56 <Avatar> Hydrazine: thanks, don't need CA anymore
29:33 <mort-> Ah never mind
29:35 <mort-> Working
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52:30 <Steven> I am feelin sleepy...
52:33 <Steven> finally
52:45 <Steven> been like.... 30 something hours since i slept.
53:13 <Steven> I dont like this new headache pill they gave me.  Think im not gonna take any more of them.
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02:15 <mort-> ?
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11:32 <MekkisScreen> .
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19:36 <mort-> Lunch time :-)
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30:24 * mort- jumps up and down
31:06 <Hydrazine> Yo.
31:32 <mort-> I'm having problems
31:40 <mort-> I can't decide
31:45 <mort-> Play mort or not
32:00 <mort-> I don't want balgin to have insufficient people for a game
32:13 * Steven yawns sleepily
32:13 <mort-> But i can't play mort normally :(
33:18 <mort-> I can level xyn on meks games
33:36 <mort-> Kalara is not an issue as i don't get the syn get out of here gm stick
33:59 <mort-> Mort is a little too big to find a party
34:02 <mort-> Oh no!
34:17 * mort- starts tugging at her fur and frets
34:44 <Steven> you're weird
35:29 <mort-> Why can't i play both games at once :p
35:38 <mort-> Actually i could i think
35:51 <mort-> I have two computers
36:01 <mort-> But i don't think its good for my sanity
36:48 <mort-> Step 1. Get another skype account
36:54 <mort-> Step 2 set listen in on both
37:14 <mort-> Step 3 - try to rp xyn and mort at the same time
38:41 <mort-> Utter insanity!
38:48 <mort-> but. I like it!
39:02 <mort-> Imagine. Throwing glitterdust on one side
39:10 <mort-> Ripping people to bits on another
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44:15 <mort-> Hydra...noooo!
44:21 <mort-> You were my last hope!
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02:29 <Steven> hydra... morts acting wierd again
02:34 <mort-> Hydra!
07:40 <Hydrazine> Weird, you say?
07:54 <Hydrazine> Seems like usual Mort.
11:16 <MekkisScreen> http://www.wizards.com/DnD/Article.aspx?x=dnd/4news/20120625&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter
11:24 * MekkisScreen waits for Avatar to say "old news"
19:48 <mort-> Hydra!
20:02 <mort-> I believe i can play 2 characters at the same time
20:07 <mort-> In 2 different games
20:13 <mort-> Is it allowed?
20:22 <mort-> I don't speak. I have 2 comprised
20:25 <mort-> Comps
20:53 <mort-> I know both characters well anyway
21:17 <mort-> Mek. Is it legally possible?
21:25 <mort-> Or not
21:55 <Hydrazine> I would say legal, but asking for trouble.
22:11 <Hydrazine> And, well... Rude.
22:13 <mort-> Why?
22:23 <mort-> I can't speak. No ones going to notice
22:30 <mort-> Besides i chatter enough for 2
22:33 <mort-> :d
22:36 <Hydrazine> Thats not the point.
22:56 * mort- tail twitches up and down excitedly
23:24 <mort-> I'm a chattybox!
23:33 <Hydrazine> The point is, this is something we do for fun, that its a team game that bolsters feelings of companionship and coordination. That you're supposed to be involved and dedicated.
23:44 <mort-> I am!
24:21 <mort-> I'm pretty on the ball when i game. Right?
24:25 <Hydrazine> I know a couple times I've been sort of distracted and tuned out during part of a game, and I feel like a shit for it.
24:40 <Hydrazine> I feel that its rude to give a DM and the rest of the table less than your full attention, Mort.
24:41 <mort-> Wow you take it that seriously?
24:48 <mort-> Ok :(
25:04 <mort-> I can't help it if my family bugs me though :(
25:07 <Hydrazine> How do you feel when theres that one guy who only pays attention when its their turn?
25:25 <mort-> Yes. I got irritated when people go mia
25:32 <Hydrazine> And then bumbles around with it because they weren't getting their actions thought out ahead of time?
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25:43 <mort-> Nah. I always think
25:55 <Hydrazine> And if your turn comes up in two games at once?
26:19 <Hydrazine> Or if you're leading the table in diplomacy and roleplay type stuff on both sides?
26:23 <mort-> Oh dear hydra :(
26:34 <mort-> Shit i can imagine xyn doing it
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26:43 <mort-> Mort probably won't though
26:53 <mort-> Hm
27:04 <mort-> But hydra. Due to my bad maths
27:04 <Hydrazine> Theres a saying about things that can go wrong.
27:14 <MekkisScreen> it's illegal and inconsiderate
27:18 <mort-> I signed up for 2 games at the same time :(
27:26 <mort-> What am i going to do!
27:42 <Hydrazine> Apologize and sort it out.
27:47 <mort-> Elp elp elp
28:07 <Hydrazine> What, want me to post for you?
28:12 <Hydrazine> Pick one.
28:14 <mort-> But i don't want any of the games to be not able to run because they are missing one
28:35 <mort-> That's what's bugging me :(
28:58 <Hydrazine> Then I would say its atleast party the group's concern for scheduling two games at once.
29:21 <mort-> I think we failed maths that day
29:49 <mort-> You see i thought beggars pearl was going to be run on a Friday
29:49 <Hydrazine> I mean, if I said I was going to run a game the same time as Mekkis, probably not enough players for both. And it'd be my fault.
30:20 <mort-> Then we dithered around with the start dates and got all mixed up :d
30:38 <Hydrazine> It looks like they weren't clear on start times for one of them.
30:45 <mort-> Then when i saw immortal comdruenum being run i was like oh lets go sign up
31:00 <mort-> And yeah there we go. A mort style fix :p
31:45 <mort-> Ok. So i have to choose one?
31:58 <mort-> i agreed to play beggars pearl first
32:33 <mort-> But to be honest i think immortal condruneum is going to be one of the few opportunities mort gets play time
32:39 <mort-> So...
32:59 <mort-> How hydra. How!
33:35 <Hydrazine> If you ask me the same question that I've already answered one more time..
34:13 <mort-> Ok ok! Don't smack me :(
37:19 <Hydrazine> Whats with the email address, Mort?
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39:22 <Hydrazine> I'm geeking out so hard.
41:14 <Mort-> What?
41:21 <Mort-> About what i told you?
41:30 <Hydrazine> About s-words and physics.
41:40 <Mort-> S?
41:52 <Mort-> Schrodinger?
43:16 <Hydrazine> swords.
43:30 <Mort-> Oh :(
43:54 <Mort-> I thought physics should go with schrodinger
44:06 <Hydrazine> About the balance and pivot points, purpose of the pommel and so on.
44:32 <Mort-> Wasn't the pommel to make sure you don't slip it?
44:40 <Mort-> Japs made the best swords though
46:22 <Hydrazine> I'm still trying to sort it all out.
46:42 <Mort-> They did really
46:49 <Mort-> They folded their swords a lot
46:54 <Mort-> So that they wouldn't break
47:10 <Mort-> Then also about sword work maybe you should try it out yourself
47:11 <Mort-> Hm
47:31 <Hydrazine> But it seems like the idea is that the weight and position of the pommel affects the energy lost in impact from various points on the blade.
47:51 <Hydrazine> Energy lost being the energy transferred into the target, and more or less, how hard you hit.
47:54 <Mort-> I don't think you need a pommel so to speak?
48:07 <Hydrazine> Not on all swords, no.
48:12 <Mort-> I mean jap swords don't have pommels?
48:13 <Hydrazine> Has to do with design.
48:29 <Mort-> I thought the pommel is for doing non lethal damage
48:41 <Mort-> Though its a dagger that's easier for that
49:11 <Hydrazine> Katanas are also two handed. Or rather, the handle is atleast long enough for two hands.
49:28 <Mort-> Wakawashi?
49:30 <Hydrazine> The article does mention early in that pommels were usually found on swords with a rather short handle.
49:41 <Mort-> Hm
49:45 <Hydrazine> as in, one too short to hold decently in two hands.
51:14 <Hydrazine> Stuff about pivot points and where along the blade a strike transfers energy efficiently into the target, and not into the hand holding it.
52:01 <Hydrazine> He says alot of modern replicas are screwed up, with this point being longer than the blade itself.
52:34 <Mort-> Why did some of the books i read say you beat people to death with a sword as opposed to chopping them up,g
52:36 <Mort-> ?
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53:12 <Mort-> Oh
20:40 <Steven> herroooo
23:10 <Steven> i took me a nap.
23:12 <Steven> naps rock
24:30 <Avatar> how do you close off a single port
24:38 <Avatar> does unforwarding it do the trick
25:38 <Avatar> nevermind
31:50 <Brunius> Get something to use it beforehand
31:57 <Brunius> If you want a temp solution
35:31 <Avatar> that won't work
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07:45 <Mort-> Ooof
16:01 <MekkisScreen> What do you mean, close off a single port?
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30:19 <MekkisScreen> What do you mean, close off a single port?
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19:28 <Brunius> Man, what the hell affects population growth?
19:41 <Brunius> I have to get two factors, and somehow I don't think "babies being born" is gunna cut it
19:45 <Avatar> sex
19:55 <Hydrazine> the economy.
20:15 <Hydrazine> people want financial security when they're considering bringing in children.
20:38 <Hydrazine> also, access to contraception.
20:43 <Brunius> Cheers Hydra
20:55 <Brunius> I never even thought about going back past "people are moving here, babies are being born"
20:58 <Brunius> :S
21:29 <Hydrazine> I read an article a few years ago, that they would offer free clothes and money to women in India for going in and getting sterilized.
21:47 <Hydrazine> Because the population density is that high.
21:48 <Brunius> Yeah, they pay Indian men for the same thing
22:15 <Mort-> Resources?
22:56 <Hydrazine> Other activities.
24:32 <Mort-> Id say also the cost of living
24:35 <Hydrazine> Maybe this is harsh and out of line, but I wonder if the birth rate in places like India would be so high if they were playing D3 and D&D and streaming Youtube all day instead.
24:58 <Mort-> Down here people dont want to have babies
24:59 <Avatar> what are you trying to say
25:15 <Brunius> Mort-: People in SG seem to take Nerf pretty seriously.
25:16 <Mort-> He means lack of alternative entertainment
25:24 <Avatar> I think a conversation with steven would make you think differently 
25:25 <Brunius> I saw a video of some guys in full on camo
25:30 <Mort-> Like you won't see me shopping
25:47 <Mort-> Because I'm sitting here being geek
25:51 <Brunius> In Australia doing that would get you shot...by the police
26:05 <Mort-> Wtf is nerf
26:11 <Brunius> Toy guns?
26:29 <Mort-> Oh that.
26:32 <Mort-> I don't
26:50 <Mort-> Anyway my dad would say women's education level
27:20 <Mort-> Bit traditional but guys here still tend not to want to marry someone more educated then them
27:26 <Brunius> I have a feeling I'm gonna hate this topic in economics
27:40 <Hydrazine> In the military, birth rates were directly related to when the enlisted women were going to sea.
27:52 <Mort-> And women with financial independence don't have to find a Hubby to take care of them
28:10 <Mort-> So they don't have to have babies so to speak
28:34 <Hydrazine> See, they don't send you out on a ship if you're preggo. So somehow the some ladies would always be with child when that came around.
28:48 <Brunius> ha
28:59 <Hydrazine> Tash says, don't forget the baby bonus, and war.
29:03 <Mort-> Preggo?
29:13 <Mort-> Screw baby bonus. We don't buy it
29:29 <Mort-> But generally after war there is a baby boom
29:52 <Brunius> http://nathan-lee.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/2008-130-the-impact-of-the-baby-bonus.jpg
30:04 <Brunius> That's in the first page of this topic in the textbook
30:28 <Hydrazine> I didn't know you guys had a baby bonus.
30:40 <Mort-> We do
30:54 <Mort-> But we pretend it doesn't exsist
31:05 <Mort-> Its like 20k for uni fees here
31:12 <Mort-> Cost of living is so expensive
31:17 <Hydrazine> We have Rick Santorum. We try to pretend he doesn't exist either.
31:18 <Mort-> Have what babies?
31:21 <Brunius> Move to Australia
31:24 <Brunius> ha
31:27 <Brunius> RON PAUL 2012
31:28 <Mort-> Include costs of housing
31:37 <Brunius> (He can't win don't jizz yourself)
31:40 <Brunius> (He's got a chance)
31:49 <Brunius> (Yeah in france - bet you'd vote for palin)
32:22 <Hydrazine> I usually don't get too involved in politics. Even my own country.
32:34 <Hydrazine> But Santorum drove me into a barbarian rage.
32:52 <Mort-> Really?
32:55 <Mort-> What he said
33:08 <Mort-> I know shit about politics
33:56 <Hydrazine> He thinks a woman who gets pregnant by rape should consider the child a blessing.
34:33 <Mort-> Ok
34:39 * Mort- grows claws
34:51 <Mort-> Where did he stay again?
35:06 <Hydrazine> He said a woman who has a miscarriage shouldn't be allowed to get the dead fetus removed. Sad as this is. That she should carry it around until her body gets rid of it naturally. Because, quote, "Cows and sheep do"
35:40 <Hydrazine> And women should have the same rights as cows and sheep, and be glad of it
36:01 * Mort- shall go to where he stays and perform bezerkers barrage on him
36:38 <Hydrazine> He does not believe in a right to privacy.
36:54 <Mort-> Ok maybe i should have gone for torture
36:57 <Brunius> Good thing guns are legal for you guys
37:00 <Mort-> I like my privacy
37:11 <Mort-> I wont use guns
37:17 <Mort-> At least not to kill
37:28 <Mort-> I want to do it with claws/a chopper
40:01 <Brunius> fu----
40:27 <Hydrazine> He also thinks global warming is a crock. Them scheming scientists are playing us all for fools!
40:40 <Brunius> Good thing guns are legal for you guys
40:48 <Mort-> Lol
40:56 <Hydrazine> He dropped out of presidential election.
41:06 <Mort-> Probably a good idea
41:16 <Hydrazine> Turns out when you think half your voters deserve the same rights as livestock, you don't stand a chance.
41:22 <Mort-> I wonder how many people would carry guns other wise
41:24 <Hydrazine> Fancy that.
41:50 <Mort-> I'm surprised someone didn't try to shoot him
41:55 <Mort-> Did he get married?
42:37 <Hydrazine> Yeah, he is actually. Ain't that something.
43:14 <Mort-> I feel sorry for his wife
43:55 <Mort-> Actually i feel sorry for his children as well
44:11 <Mort-> For having a bastard of a father
45:37 <Steven> how they present global warming is a crock
46:41 <Hydrazine> What do you think is the most bullshit field of science thats actually taken seriously?
46:51 <Avatar> religion
47:06 <Hydrazine> Hard to argue that one as a field of science.
47:14 <Steven> Imma go with...  Psychology
47:44 <Hydrazine> Hm. Good one.
47:55 <Avatar> you think the human mind doesn't exist?
47:56 <Brunius> Sociology
48:03 <Steven> They have created a culture that tells people what their problems are, and how that if people pay them they can fix them.  
48:12 <Steven> ...
48:16 <Steven> yeah fuckin right!
48:43 <Brunius> Although I'm actually opposed to even Biology being counted as a science
48:44 <Avatar> do you mean psychiatry
48:47 <Hydrazine> Not that the mind doesn't exist. That psychologists don't know what the hell they're doing with the mind.
49:10 <Steven> Psychiatry has spawned off the science of Psychology
49:15 <Hydrazine> Why is that, Brunius?
49:36 <Brunius> What qualifies it as a science?
49:46 <Steven> I'm by no means saying that some people could use a psychiatrist, but the large majority of people just need to buck the fuck up and get over shit.
50:06 <Avatar> what IS science ?
50:09 <Steven> the first could should be couldnt
50:15 <Brunius> WHAT IS LOVE
50:20 <Brunius> BABY DON'T HURT ME
50:25 <Avatar> god is love
50:39 <Steven> OH SNAP BRUNIUS
50:57 <Steven> i would say, science is the
51:00 <Steven> uhhhhh
51:11 <Steven> theres  a word i want to use but cant rember
51:17 <Avatar> shit
51:40 <Avatar> science is the shit
51:51 <Steven> systematic study of the behavior of the physical world.
52:18 <Avatar> so you think the human mind doesn't exist
52:43 <Steven> I believe the brain exists
52:49 <Avatar> but not the mind
52:52 <Hydrazine> Thats a big leap from what he said, Avatar.
53:03 <Avatar> well I like big leaps
53:05 <Hydrazine> He didn't say 'anything that doesn't fall under science doesn't exist'
53:16 <Avatar> I say why move slowly when you can move quickly ?
53:22 <Steven> i was thinking the same thing hydra... i think avatar is practicing for jumping the grand canyon
53:34 <Hydrazine> I say why bother talking if you've already got my side of it all figured out?
53:48 <Avatar> well it was a question
54:00 <Avatar> sorry maybe I should have added a question mark
54:06 <Brunius> http://www.pcworld.com/article/258183/apple_quietly_pulls_claims_of_virus_immunity.html#tk.rss_news
56:37 <Steven> I dont think i want to get into a discussion about science and mind
56:54 <Steven> because then we would have to define what the 'mind' is
57:30 <Steven> I will say that this creme soda is freakin awesome.
57:42 <Hydrazine> I haven't had a creme soda in ages.
58:14 <Steven> me either
58:26 <Steven> it had been like... 7 or 8 years
58:34 <Brunius> I haven't in 15 years.
58:43 <Brunius> Or ever, actually.
59:19 <Steven> sam made me go get her coffee
59:36 <Hydrazine> The nerve!
59:41 <Steven> and while at the little coffee stand, there was a giant sign about italian sodas
59:41 <Hydrazine> Bloody hell I'm hungry..
59:48 <Steven> so i bought a creme italian soda
00:01 <Steven> i didnt mind hydra, i made her pay for my creme soda
00:03 <Hydrazine> its 5am, so I'm absolutely starving.
00:18 <Steven> Bacon and scrambled eggs w/ dill
00:22 <Steven> its bomb
02:43 <Mort-> Oh!
02:46 <Mort-> I like bacon
02:51 <Mort-> Got some?
04:23 <Steven> not for dilusional girls who think they are a lemur
05:24 * Mort- bites Steven
06:48 Steven is now known as Ausk
06:51 <Hydrazine> sieverts!
07:04 * Ausk roars at mort!
07:16 <Ausk> !throw 1d20+39 Intimidate
07:17 <diebot> Ausk, Intimidate: [1d20=2] 41
07:41 <Mort-> Lol
07:48 * Mort- fluffs
08:42 * Ausk feels better.
09:24 Ausk is now known as Steve
09:31 <Steve> so mort, hows your d3 going?
09:44 <Brunius> http://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/vlojy/my_lady_wanted_me_to_try_second_life_with_her_she/
10:28 <Mort-> Badly
10:41 <Steve> but normal is so easy
10:44 <Mort-> My brother has the silly authenticator
10:45 <Mort-> On
10:55 <Mort-> So i can't play until i text him
11:08 <Mort-> By the time he answers my text
11:13 <Mort-> He's playing himself
11:27 <Steve> so buy a copy for yourself
12:10 <Mort-> What for
12:26 <Steve> so you can play without asking permission?
12:27 <Mort-> Not enough interest not to get one myself
12:42 <Mort-> I'm not interested enough to play through more then once
12:46 <Mort-> For the story
13:13 <Brunius> Dammit
13:13 <Steve> you play either of the first two?
13:31 <Brunius> I'm sitting here with my economics textbook open in front of me and I haven't even looked at the questions
13:32 <Mort-> Of course
13:33 <Brunius> Stupid reddit
13:34 <Mort-> Both
13:48 <Steve> brunius you cant do homework and troll at the same time
13:50 <Steve> noob
14:00 <Brunius> ffs
14:05 <Brunius> Why does everyone assume I troll
14:15 <Steve> track record?
15:45 <Brunius> I don't have a record of trolling
15:49 <Brunius> At least to my knowledge
16:05 <Steve> blinders must still be on.
19:12 <Steve> soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
19:14 <Steve> bored
19:34 <Steve> I think im going to go make some weird character
19:35 <Brunius> so bored that you want to do my economics homework?
20:31 <Steve> ide rather tell mort she has a tail.
20:42 <Brunius> :(
20:51 <Mort-> I have a tail!
20:55 <Steve> no, you dont.
20:59 <Mort-> Thanks Steven?
21:01 <Mort-> !
21:09 <Mort-> im so happy!
22:15 <Steve> i never said you had a tail mort.  i said i would rather tell you that you did then do his economics homework.  Since i dont have to do his homework, theres no reason to promote such an obvious lie.
22:33 <Mort-> :(
22:42 * Mort- starts wailing
22:53 * Steve again feels satisfied.
23:05 * Steve puts on a swarm suit before he gets bit.
23:38 <Mort-> Lol
23:42 * Brunius shoots Mort-
23:43 <Mort-> I'm small.
23:46 <Brunius> Quit wailing.
23:59 * Mort- splats
24:14 * Mort- becomes a banshee
24:28 * Mort- does wail of the banshee :)
24:54 * Brunius shoots Mort-
25:23 <Mort-> I'm incorpreal :)
25:39 <Brunius> Good thing this is a magic gun then.
26:28 <Mort-> Oops
26:42 * Mort- shuts up
26:49 <Brunius> Thank you
26:55 * Brunius throws a cookie at Mort-
27:55 * Mort- reaches out to the cookie but her paw passes right through
31:19 * Steve laughs at mort.
49:46 <Mort-> :(
52:02 <Avatar> you don't have paws
58:51 <Mort-> Well I'm incorpreal now
58:55 <Mort-> I don't have anything
02:41 <Steve> really your persona is digital
09:25 <Brunius> New NCIS at 8:30
09:28 <Brunius> Sweeet
09:33 <Avatar> lol ncis
09:50 <Brunius> lol once upon a time
10:01 <Hydrazine> What really cracks me up about things like NCIS.
10:24 <Hydrazine> Is the tech. The computers that run this bizarre complex looking software you've never seen before.
10:30 <Brunius> Yeah
10:35 <Hydrazine> When really, they use windows NT.
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13:27 <Brunius> Yo Avatar, you got prince of wolves, right?
15:09 <Avatar> yeah
15:14 <Avatar> I'll swap you for UM
15:17 <Brunius> Is it any good?
15:24 <Avatar> no idea, I haven't touched it
15:28 <Avatar> still in pristine condition
15:29 <Brunius> ha
15:32 <Avatar> mekkis said it was good
15:48 <Brunius> I'm quite liking Winter Witch, so I might pick up the others
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17:07 <Mort-> Um?
17:12 <Mort-> Oh my god
17:20 <Mort-> Um is so uber :p
17:32 <Mort-> Play in person and i need to own it
19:53 <Brunius> What are the most common monsters in PFS, and how many would you say appear at any time?
20:20 <Mort-> Humans!
20:29 <Mort-> Everyone takes favoured enemy humans!
20:45 <Brunius> I'm looking at purchasing minis mort-
21:20 <Hydrazine> Goblins, I'd say.
21:29 <Mort-> Goblins? :(
21:30 <Mort-> No. 
21:33 <Mort-> They are not monsters!
21:46 <Brunius> Assuming in this context monster = opponent
22:25 <Mort-> I dream that one day ill offer goblins to become productive citizens of golarion
22:25 <Mort-> They have nimble fingers
22:43 <Mort-> Good for shaping delicate pastries
23:03 <Brunius> Also, can anyone recommend a level 1 scenario that's NOT first steps?
23:42 <Mort-> And didn't all of you play frostfur captives?
23:53 <Mort-> We be goblins
23:57 <Mort-> Woot!
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29:50 <Avatar> tier 1 only?
30:08 <Brunius> Low level characters, likely a lot of 1s
30:21 <Avatar> crypt of the everflame is a level 1 module
30:21 <Mort-> Try frost fur captives
30:30 <Avatar> there's heaps of tier 1-5s
30:34 <Mort-> Could be fun
30:36 <Brunius> I'm not looking for a module
30:47 <Mort-> Get them do we be goblins
30:50 <Brunius> Level 1 scenario for new players
31:00 <Avatar> it's good for new players
31:10 <Avatar> feels like a better shift from a campaign
31:18 <Avatar> if you want strictly scenario, any 1-5 will do it
31:31 <Avatar> just play tier 1-2
32:29 <Brunius> Where did Steven go?
33:06 <Mort-> Hm
34:27 <Mort-> Pernumbral  accords also possible
34:48 <Mort-> Echos of over watched?
35:37 <Brunius> Echoes is a 3-7
35:41 <Brunius> I believe
35:47 <Mort-> City of strangers part
35:51 <Mort-> 1?
35:54 <Brunius> Penumbral Accords might be a bit harsh
35:58 <Brunius> That stupid wolf killed us
36:04 <Brunius> I haven't played CoSp1
36:15 <Mort-> Don't play wolf that way
36:25 <Mort-> Try frostfur captives
36:51 <Mort-> Get them not to discriminate against goblins
38:08 <Mort-> I would say prince of augusta but someone won't bring swarm gear
38:48 <Mort-> Murder on throaty mermaid is good too
39:03 <Mort-> But don't know if they will rp
40:09 <Mort-> Possibly silent tide
40:09 <Brunius> I will be back in an hour
40:22 <Mort-> Np
43:12 <Mort-> Mists of mwangi maybe too
43:21 <Mort-> But those stuffs can be bad
54:17 <Tashes> rah!
54:31 <Mort-> Rah!
54:43 <Tashes> RAH!
55:07 * Mort- pounces on tashes and floats right through
55:17 <Tashes> :o
55:20 <Mort-> Bru shot me earlier :(
55:23 * Tashes is the scariest. 
55:34 <Mort-> For making to much noise
55:37 <Tashes> Brunius, did you kill Mort-?
55:47 <Mort-> He is afk
55:50 <Mort-> For 50 min
56:14 <Avatar> mort killed brunius
56:39 <Tashes> dont confuse me Avatar, i'm hungover like a boss.
56:59 <Mort-> No
57:45 <Mort-> I don't kill anyone
58:54 <Tashes> Mort's a nicemur!
59:04 * Mort- purrs
59:08 <Hydrazine> Did you hear about our 20 questions game, Tash?
59:15 <Tashes> no?
00:12 <Mort-> Lets do it on tashes!
00:12 <Mort-> I have a tail.
00:46 <Tashes> what are you doing to me?
01:12 <Hydrazine> What isn't she doing to you?
01:34 * Tashes guards her rice
01:37 <Tashes> she's not stealing it!
03:12 <Mort-> I already had dinner
03:13 <Mort-> Did you keep the logs hydra?
03:13 <Mort-> post all lol
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04:18 <Hydrazine> Its off my buffer actually, sorry.
04:22 <Hydrazine> It was funny though.,
04:34 <Hydrazine> Steven was playing 20 questions to guess the nature of Mort's tail.
04:49 <Tashes> i see. 
04:55 <Tashes> did he come to a conclusion?
05:05 <Hydrazine> He conceded duck-feet.
05:20 <Tashes> hehe
05:32 <Hydrazine> I was issued photographic evidence of Mort's tail to settle the matter.
05:35 <Tashes> i think Mort's tail acts in the same way as the monkey from Noddy.
05:49 <Hydrazine> He was unhappy with the results, even though we answered the questions reasonably.
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06:32 <Hydrazine> the funny part was he asked things like, is it a natural part of you, grown under the instruction of human DNA'
06:42 <Hydrazine> Which gave me lols.
06:51 <Hydrazine> Howdy Tris.
07:20 <Mort-> Lol
07:26 <Mort-> And i do have a tail
07:58 <Tashes> I see that Mort-!
08:04 <Tashes> i hope you dont mind, hydra showed me
08:13 <Mort-> Np
08:23 <Mort-> But its a funny way to end it wot?
08:38 <Hydrazine> Tashes, did I show you the whole jackfruit?
08:52 <Tashes> I think Mort's tail is quite attractive. Definately a natural part of her. 
08:53 <Tashes> No?
10:06 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz5yv0?Things-you-dont-want-to-hear-the-party
10:19 <Mort-> this one is for shaden
10:19 <Mort-> :s
10:24 <Mort-> :p
10:29 <Mort-> and yes tashes
10:31 <Mort-> it is
15:02 <Hydrazine> I lynched a PC once, in a 3.5.
16:05 <Hydrazine> Because he was playing this really vocal 'these are all the evil things I want to do' sort of guy, in a more good than neutral party.
17:14 <Mort-> Why?
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17:24 <Hydrazine> and didn't catch the clues we were dropping that we didn't approve.
17:48 <Avatar> hate it when people do that
18:00 <Avatar> game-ruiners
18:05 <Mort-> On what
18:16 <Mort-> I missed half the conversation
18:23 <Avatar> so did I 
18:31 <Hydrazine> So yeah, after he did something particularly heinous, we waited until he was asleep and slit his throat.
18:37 <Hydrazine> And moved on.
19:48 <Mort-> Mek did that before
21:38 <Mort-> But avatar. Surely you don't have a problem if i decide to hide behind your bard? :p
21:47 <Mort-> I'm a squishy!
21:54 * Mort- squeaks
21:56 <Avatar> you weren't even squishy
22:01 <Avatar> your AC was equal I think
22:12 <Avatar> and yet you were all noooo I insist I will absolusltely not take the lead
22:38 <Mort-> No
22:43 <Avatar> yes
22:46 <Mort-> i think you have higher ac
22:54 <Mort-> My ac is 16 you know?
22:55 <Mort-> :)
23:06 <Avatar> with mage armor?
23:54 <Mort-> A magus does not have mage armor
24:05 <Mort-> And it wouldn't do me any good
24:16 <Avatar> I don't remember the circumstances exactly
24:26 <Avatar> except that you taking the lead was the smarter idea and you refused
24:29 <Mort-> Because it does not stack with a chain shirt for armor
24:41 <Mort-> It wasn't :d
24:47 <Mort-> Anyway i like hiding!
24:52 <Avatar> it was, I told you why it was
24:57 <Avatar> and you just said no no no
24:58 <Mort-> I shall make a career of it :d
25:03 <Mort-> :d
25:03 <Avatar> and didn't even say why you were refusing
25:13 <Mort-> Because my ac is 16
25:16 <Mort-> That's why
25:54 <Mort-> And I've got 16 int. So why should I take the lead...
42:57 <Mekkis> Mort-, you should take the lead because noone else is!
43:07 <Mekkis> because of your impressive charisma!
43:09 <Mort-> No way
43:15 <Mort-> The ranger did
43:23 <Mort-> And i was happy to let him :d
43:30 <Avatar> mort was the best person to take the lead
43:39 <Avatar> the ranger took the lead to get on with the game 
43:41 * Mort- clucks like a chicken
43:46 <Mort-> Haha
44:03 <Mort-> That's fine by me
44:13 * Mort- grins
44:49 <Mort-> I have other lives to charge in
44:52 <Mort-> And literally
44:58 <Mort-> Charge!
46:01 <Mort-> Cornering me and forcing me to fight is so sad :p
47:00 <Mort-> If you really want someone to take the lead
47:05 <Mort-> Go find xyn
47:16 <Mort-> She would be happy to
47:35 <Mekkis> I should run Darkest Vengeance for Mort
47:55 <Mort-> Lol what range is it
48:11 <Mort-> Going to play mort on Sunday
48:25 <Mekkis> I meant mort the player
48:27 <Mekkis> not hte character
48:44 <Mort-> Sure
48:59 <Mort-> But wi
49:07 <Mort-> Why is it that nasty
49:08 <Mort-> Hm
49:43 <Mekkis> Avatar thinks it is
50:36 <Mort-> Bring xyn at 1-2?
50:47 <Mort-> How many things could go wrong...
51:13 <Mort-> Well ghasts could
51:20 <Mort-> She fears undead
51:43 <Mort-> Especially incorpreal types
51:46 <Mort-> Touch ac
51:51 <Mort-> Ouch.
52:19 <Mort-> Or anything fort save or get fked
54:33 <Hydrazine> I think Avatar's got a point.
54:48 <Mort-> :p
54:51 <Mekkis> what point?
55:01 <Mekkis> my page is full of Mort
55:02 <Mort-> a ranger has higher ac then me
55:05 <Hydrazine> If you think of the party as a single entity with this much HP, not contributing yours to the cause is raising the chances of someone else dying.
55:45 <Mort-> The ranger has higher ac then me
55:56 <Mekkis> If you think of a party like that, you'll have dead party members.
55:58 <Mort-> He can go in front
56:05 <Mort-> :p
56:39 <Mekkis> More to the point, if you're trying to decide who's going in front by comparing AC or HP, you're metagaming.
57:16 <Mort-> Nah
57:30 <Mort-> I just let him go in front
57:39 <Mort-> Technically what's wrong with a ranger leading
57:45 <Mort-> I know i have light armor
57:55 <Mort-> So why should i go first
57:58 <Mekkis> nothing's wrong with a ranger leading
00:23 <Avatar> it's abstracting
00:31 <Avatar> not metagaming
00:50 <Mekkis> criticising on how someone's playing their character isn't really a good idea either
00:54 <Avatar> you know how much punishment someone can take, how fast they, what armour they're wearing
01:14 <Avatar> it's a great idea when it risks other character's lives when they're not cooperating with the party
01:52 <Mekkis> nah, just kill them off before they cause any more damage!
02:07 <Avatar> cmon
03:04 <Mekkis> see: Natsumi, Markais, Serus
03:35 <Mekkis> Journey
03:50 <Mekkis> Aysen
04:07 <Avatar> only Natsumi rings a bell there
04:20 <Avatar> and that was not only you not cooperating with the party, but you killing party members
04:25 <Mekkis> the others were identified quickly, and disposed of
04:36 <Avatar> are we still talking about PFS
05:01 <Mekkis> no...
05:03 <Mort-> ?
05:20 <Mekkis> killing Natsumi was completely in-character
05:38 <Avatar> but killing a party member is a game-ruiner
05:55 <Mekkis> not killing a party member because she was a PC is metagaming
06:07 <Avatar> it's acceptable metagaming
06:49 <Mekkis> why?
07:00 <Avatar> because the alternative is game-ruining
07:10 <Mekkis> not really
07:44 <Mekkis> hmmm
07:48 <Mekkis> what's the cheapest staff
09:04 <Mort-> Fire?
09:19 <Mekkis> Understanding
09:26 <Mekkis> 8800
11:36 <Mort-> Ah
12:15 <Mekkis> wow
12:19 <Avatar> mort: can you jump on CA
12:19 <Mekkis> staff of toxins!
12:21 <Avatar> 203.217.75.48
12:45 <Avatar> or anyone
13:05 <Mort-> Not now.
13:12 <Mort-> Try mek
14:24 <Mekkis> I'm connected
14:26 <Mekkis> to unknown
14:33 <Mekkis> and see a blank screen
15:35 <Avatar> sec, crashed
15:42 <Avatar> try again
16:59 <Mekkis> ok
17:03 <Mekkis> there's a face now
17:08 <Mort-> Lol
17:33 <Avatar> clients connected is going through the roof
17:47 <Avatar> what the hell is wrong with it
18:51 <Avatar> nobody showing up in the network list either
19:16 <Avatar> alright thanks
21:11 <Mekkis> is Stinking Cloud on the Summoner list?
21:22 <Mort-> I think yes
22:15 <Mort-> No
22:16 <Mort-> Actually
22:25 <Mort-> Magi get it :p
22:34 * Mort- grins at mekkis
22:43 <Mekkis> oh well
22:52 <Mekkis> I'll be happy with Haste at second level
22:57 <Mekkis> Greater Invis at third
23:00 <Mekkis> Teleport at 4th
23:09 <Mort-> I have no time for haste
23:23 <Mekkis> sucks being a synthesist, doesn't it
23:23 <Mort-> Greater invisibility ill find the time
23:29 <Mekkis> you miss out on all the great spells
23:39 <Mekkis> no time
23:43 <Mort-> Its not i can't cast
23:47 <Mort-> No time..
24:20 <Mekkis> Summon Monster IV at third!
24:36 <Mekkis> Summon monster VII at fifth!
24:42 <Mort-> Na
24:46 <Mort-> I am a monster
24:51 <Mort-> A big scary one
25:08 <Mekkis> Create Lesser Demiplane!
25:18 <Mort-> Heh
25:19 <Mort-> I don't regret
25:21 <Mort-> :d
25:47 <Mort-> No squishy summoner syndrome
25:49 <Mort-> :p
27:02 <Mekkis> what's that?
27:10 <Mekkis> Itzamna has a higher AC that Xyn
28:48 <Mort-> What level is he
28:53 <Mekkis> 7
28:54 <Mort-> I'm 3 ffs
28:59 <Mort-> Obviously
29:05 <Mort-> All that fancy gear
29:05 <Mekkis> what will your AC be at 7?
29:09 <Mekkis> yeah
29:10 <Mort-> What's your ac
29:26 <Mekkis> 22
29:49 <Mort-> 24min
29:57 <Mort-> Probably more then that
30:00 <Mekkis> is that after casting spells?
30:11 <Mort-> Mage armor only
30:35 <Mekkis> Itzamna need only zap his rod a few times, and his AC jumps to 29
31:15 <Mekkis> Staff of Cackling Wrath?
32:45 <Mort-> What it does
32:52 <Mort-> Ac will be 24
32:54 <Mort-> Yep
38:10 <Mort-> Umd
38:28 <Mort-> Itz can't use a lot of it?
38:52 <Mekkis> Baleful Polymorph
39:01 <Mekkis> everything else can be AMDed
39:15 <Mort-> I disappove
39:25 <Mekkis> you would
39:42 <Mort-> What has our gnome buddy turned to
40:07 <Mekkis> it's Avatar and Tristen's fault :P
40:12 <Mort-> Did someone kidnap him and put an evil doppelanger in his place?
40:19 <Mekkis> for not providing a better influence
40:23 <Mort-> And we never had a fking chance
40:26 <Mort-> To redeem him
40:34 <Mekkis> Avatar and Tristen did
40:54 <Mort-> Jerus and mort never did
41:19 <Mekkis> you could have positively influenced him
41:52 <Mekkis> through inaction...
42:00 <Mekkis> you caused him to be what he is
42:32 <Mort-> What?
42:39 <Mort-> I wasn't fking there
42:52 <Mort-> And the last time we were around he was all right
43:27 <Mekkis> you didn't provide him any insight!
44:57 <Mort-> It never came up he would turn into a slaver
45:18 <Mekkis> you never convinced him that slavery was bad
45:32 <Mort-> Never came up
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45:45 <Mort-> Which i suppose i could have
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48:24 <Mekkis> poor telstra bastard
50:36 <Mort-> Hm
09:05 <Avatar> wow maybe we should support black caviar
09:17 <Avatar> who appears to have won her 22nd race
09:26 <Mekkis> why?
09:35 <Mekkis> she pulled a muscle and won't be racing again
09:36 <Avatar> no idea
09:48 <Mekkis> so she can spend the rest of her days fucking the mares
22:27 <Mort-> Wtf?
23:34 <Hydrazine> I wonder who started the tradition of ridiculous racing horse names.
23:37 <Hydrazine> I bet it was a joke.
24:44 <Hydrazine> "Hey, Pete, wouldn't it be funny if we told the racing officials that Joe here was really 'Lord Quincy Reginald the Bishop of Mordor the Seventh'?
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30:48 <Mort-> Wtf?
33:32 <Mekkis> If I go into race horses, I'll call my horse "The commentator is an idiot"
39:00 <Hydrazine> lol.
39:01 <Hydrazine> I love it.
39:16 <Mort-> Ill call him blackie
39:29 <Mort-> Or brownie
39:32 <Mort-> Or smoke
40:02 <Hydrazine> Mike Hunt.
46:38 <Mekkis> mmmm
46:55 <Mekkis> I keep being tempted to buy a case of the miniatures
46:56 <Mekkis> :S
49:59 <Mekkis> Congratulations Reader
49:59 <Mekkis> In this, the second chapter of "How to make a fortune by torturing neighbours pets", we look at the uses of the common garden spade, the 2-Iron golf club, and the Delicatessan-Issue Ham Slicer.
49:59 <Mekkis> Now, for those of you who've followed the step by step procedure outlined in chapter one, you should now have in front of you a large pot full of animals slowly coming to the boil.. To continue from here, all you need is some cayenne pepper, a mallet, and an extra-larg.. 
50:11 <Mekkis> IT IS WITH DEEP, LASTING AND SINCERE REGRET THAT WE APOLOGISE FOR THE PRECEEDING WEB PAGE, WHICH WAS LOADED INTO YOUR BROWSER BY A ERRANT JAVA ROUTINE WHICH HATES ANIMALS. LET US ASSURE YOU THAT THIS SCRIPT IN NO WAY REFLECTS THE FEELING OF THE AUTHOR OF THIS DOCUMENT, HIS FAMILY OR FRIENDS. THEY LOVE ANIMALS.
50:11 <Mekkis> Especially with chips and salad.... 
58:52 <Mort-> Haha
58:59 <Mort-> I love animals too mek!
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59:22 <Mort-> Grull shall take profession cook
59:55 <Mort-> Because his group made him eat badly cooked venison for a week
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