// #d&d — 2012-06-05
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00:00:11 <Mort> Ive heard of a syn/pally who went down trying to tank a dragon...^^
00:00:14 <Mort> :P
00:04:51 <Mekkis> wow...
00:04:57 <Mort> what?
00:05:05 <Mekkis> looks like someone used my credit card
00:05:10 <Mort> oh
00:05:20 <Mort> you sure you didnt use it and forget?
00:05:27 <Mekkis> I'm sure
00:05:35 <Mort> k go call the bank and cancel payment
00:05:39 <Mekkis> I just did
00:05:43 <Mort> :)
00:05:46 <Mekkis> 120 euros
00:05:50 <Mort> >.<
00:05:52 <Mort> So. Mekkis.
00:05:58 <Mort> does that answer some questions about me?
00:06:05 <Mekkis> no
00:06:15 <Mekkis> make a will save
00:06:26 <Mort> whhhhaattt..?
00:06:27 <Mort> why ?
00:06:34 <Mort> I dont even KOW my will save..
00:06:45 <Mekkis> then you've probably failed it
00:06:53 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 will I think..its been too long
00:06:54 <diebot> Mort, will I think..its been too long: [1d20=6] 9
00:06:59 * Mort shrugs
00:07:07 <Mort> something bad happens..?
00:07:17 <Mekkis> I think you'd better roll up a gnome
00:07:21 <Mekkis> so do you
00:07:48 <Mort> lol
00:07:51 <Mort> Iwont :D
00:07:56 <Mort> because I dont like gnomes :P
00:08:03 <Mort> I should have tampered with my will save more
00:08:08 <Mekkis> you failed your will save vs suggestion
00:08:42 <Mort> heh
00:08:48 <Mort> thats stoopid tough
00:08:56 <Mort> get peopple to make you roll things u dontwant to...
00:08:57 <Mort> out of game
00:09:11 <Mekkis> Casting Spells through Email
00:09:11 <Mekkis> Any spell that can be scribed onto a scroll can likewise be saved in electronic format—as email. In order to accomplish this, the caster must have the Scribe Scroll ability and a minimum of 8 ranks in Computer Use.
00:09:11 <Mekkis> All the spellcaster needs is a computer with Internet access and the usual components necessary to cast the spell. First she writes the email, which takes one minute per level of the spell. At the end of that time, the spellcaster must cast the spell and succeed at a Computer Use check (DC 15 + spell level). If the check fails, the email is not correctly typed, the spell is ruined, and the spellcaster must begin anew. If the check succeeds, the email ca
00:09:11 <Mekkis> rries the spell through cyberspace and delivers it to the mailbox of the target.
00:09:54 <Steven> seriously though... you failed your will save... you have to make a gnome now
00:09:58 <Mort> NO!
00:10:05 <Steven> yeah...
00:10:09 <Steven> you dont have a choice
00:10:09 <Mort> I should make my will save + 999 when it comes to creating gnomes
00:10:11 <Mort> cbfked
00:10:18 <Steven> you were suggested to make one
00:10:26 <Mort> its not a reasonable request :D
00:10:27 <Mort> hehe
00:10:41 <Mekkis> http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/MSRD:Magic#Casting_Spells_through_Email
00:10:43 <Steven> yeah, so it doesnt get the +1 or +2
00:10:51 <Steven> to the DC
00:10:56 <Steven> but you still have to make one
00:11:49 <Mort> he didnt send me mail
00:11:50 <Mort> NO.
00:11:52 <Mort> I wont roll one
00:12:12 <Steven> mekkis...
00:12:23 <Steven> whats your caster level?
00:12:30 <Mekkis> sufficient
00:12:38 <Mekkis> I have max ranks in Computer Use
00:12:47 <Steven> awesomes.
00:13:04 <Steven> Mort has to make a gnome
00:13:39 <Mort> lol
00:13:41 <Mekkis> Mort, roll up Grolschmir's Apprentice!
00:14:17 <Mekkis> Heinekenapollo
00:14:28 <Mort> lol no
00:14:31 <Mort> Anyway Mek
00:14:39 <Mort> start your investigator campaign first :p
00:14:44 <Mort> you MIGHT get a gnome lolz
00:19:30 <Mort> k bathhh....
00:22:41 <Steven> yeah you go bathe
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00:35:58 <Brunius> air crystals
00:36:07 <Mort-> How do they work
00:36:09 <Brunius> they're in the field guide
00:36:14 <Brunius> chew them, get one minute of air
00:36:25 <Mort-> What action to chew
00:36:34 <Brunius> they're in the field guide mort
00:36:49 <Mort-> Hm
00:36:59 <Mort-> Do they get spoilt under water?
00:37:19 <Brunius> All your questions are answered in the field guide
00:37:22 <Avatar> yeah the air turns to carbon dioxide and you risk getting poisoned
00:37:23 <Mort-> I hate underwater fighting. I have so many scrolls :(
00:37:54 <Avatar> don't you have a scroll case
00:38:05 <Avatar> they're like 1gp
00:38:47 <Steven> scroll cases arent water tight
00:39:05 <Brunius> Isn't that the whole point
00:39:10 <Brunius> That they're watertight
00:39:43 <Avatar> if it doesn't say they aren't or if there's no alternative, I'd say a scroll case would do the job
00:39:59 <Steven> nope, its because its a move action to retrieve a scroll from one if there are less then 4 scrolls in one
00:40:04 <Steven> well 4 or less
00:40:25 <Avatar> really
00:40:31 <Steven> yup
00:40:54 <Steven> its so people at low levels who cant afford a handy haversack yet
00:40:57 <Steven> can get scrolls out
00:41:19 <Steven> and it protects them from water damage except complete submergial for like 1d4 minutes or some crap
00:41:35 <Steven> sorry ive got a migraine im not explaining myself very good.
00:41:48 <Steven> very well.... whatever
00:41:55 <Mort-> I have no issues getting yet.
00:41:56 <Avatar> I don't see a description anywhere saying anything about that
00:42:00 <Mort-> Wet.
00:42:04 <Mort-> My scrolls do
00:42:31 <Avatar> the core rulebook says nothing, the SRD says A wood and bone tube used for holding scrolls or maps.
00:42:48 <Avatar> mort: 1gp, 0.5lb
00:43:23 <Mort-> What is it?
00:43:33 <Steven> A leather or wooden scroll case easily holds four scrolls; you can cram more inside but retrieving any of them becomes a full-round action rather than a move action. You must destroy the scroll case to damage its contents (hardness 2 for leather or 5 for wood, 2 hit points, Break DC 15). A scroll case is not water-tight.
00:43:33 <Avatar> scroll case
00:43:37 <Steven> its in the APG
00:43:45 <Mort-> I need to keep my scrolls out of water. Find a way to breathe water
00:43:52 <Mort-> All on budget!
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00:44:28 <Avatar> yeah steven's right, not watertight
00:44:28 <Steven> and i read on the forum somewhere how long it protects it from water
00:44:29 <Avatar> it's specific
00:44:41 <Avatar> what are you meant to use instead
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00:44:51 <Mort-> Water tight bag?
00:44:59 <Steven> Sealing wax
00:45:07 <Mort-> I'm fine with it but 10 rounds is too short
00:45:08 <Steven> will make a scroll case water tight
00:45:09 <Mort-> A time
00:45:24 <Avatar> very interesting
00:45:36 <Mort-> I don't care how long it takes to take out the scrolls really
00:45:51 <Mort-> But i can't get them wet!
00:46:06 <Brunius> Yeah you wouldn't be able to cast them underwater
00:46:10 <Avatar> I think you'd need a haversack or something
00:46:21 <Steven> yeah handy haversack makes everything all good
00:46:28 <Brunius> Haversacks are airtight as long as you don't open them
00:46:38 <Mort-> No money
00:46:49 <Brunius> I think putting a scroll-based caster underwater is really gonna wreck them
00:46:50 <Mort-> Ill bring air crystals. 50 gp per pop?
00:47:09 <Mort-> Do they get spoilt by water?
00:47:18 <Steven> its like 2k for a handy haversack bag
00:47:46 <Mort-> Don't be silly i can't afford it
00:47:59 <Brunius> Then wait a scenario
00:48:00 <Avatar> backpack just stays on land then
00:48:03 <Steven> by level 2 you can buy one
00:48:23 <Mort-> Its 2.5k
00:48:36 <Mort-> Level 2 my foot
00:48:45 <Steven> no.... a handy haversack costs 2k
00:48:46 <Avatar> my foot
00:49:15 <Mort-> 1.2k after all of first steps
00:49:32 <Mort-> Level 2 get haversack?
00:50:15 <Steven> 500g per 1st level scenario
00:50:23 <Steven> 4 scenarios=2k gold
00:50:32 <Brunius> Fame, steven.
00:50:35 <Brunius> It's magical.
00:50:40 <Mort-> We assume we leveled up on first steps
00:50:49 <Mort-> So we have 1.2 k
00:50:50 <Steven> oh yeah, i always forget that prohibition
00:50:55 <Mort-> And?
00:51:00 <Mort-> Just great.
00:51:09 <Brunius> Level 4 at the earliest
00:51:23 <Mort-> So I'm going for a dip. I can't breathe water
00:51:34 <Mort-> My scrolls are going to get yet
00:51:52 <Mort-> I'm not sure if air crystals can be used while wet?
00:55:29 <Steven> would really limit the usefulness of the item if it couldnt be used while wet
00:56:01 <Mort-> Ok time to pack for a dip
00:56:12 <Mort-> And i don't even have swim skill
00:56:38 <Brunius> 50gp a pop, munching them is a standard, chewing free
00:56:47 <Brunius> munching the first time
00:56:50 <Brunius> after that free
01:02:01 <Steven> UGH! this migraine sucks dick...
01:02:04 <Steven> a big fat one
01:02:51 <Mort-> Good
01:02:57 <Mort-> Time to get those
01:11:06 <Mort> niith all
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01:15:47 * Mort- gets swim suit
01:15:48 <Steven> im...... not touching that one.
01:16:09 <Mort-> I mean worst case i could actually grow gills
01:16:23 <Mort-> But lets not go into that shall we? :)
01:26:42 <Avatar> I'd be ashamed of talking about wanting to be a synthesist too :(
01:36:23 <Mort-> Hey its expensive to grow gills - 150 gp per pair!
01:36:41 <Mort-> And I'm on budget
01:36:42 <Avatar> how is it 150gp
01:36:51 <Mort-> Lesser evolution surge
01:36:54 <Mort-> Gills!
01:37:06 <Avatar> what's lesser evolution surge
01:37:44 <Mort-> Grants you an evolution up to 2 evo points
01:38:05 <Avatar> is that a feat
01:38:12 <Mort-> No its a spell
01:38:17 <Avatar> oh
01:38:19 <Mort-> Pull out scroll cast it
01:38:33 <Avatar> use that then, you wouldn't be using it often
01:38:38 <Avatar> does it last a reasonable amount of time
01:38:51 <Mort-> Yes i carry that stuff. In case id like to spider climb
01:40:23 <Mort-> I don't think so
01:40:30 <Mort-> May be 1 min per level
01:44:24 <Avatar> there's another spell called uh
01:44:30 <Avatar> air bubble I think
01:44:43 <Avatar> which is 1st level, so 25gp per scroll
01:44:47 <Mort-> Yeah
01:44:52 <Mort-> But i can't cast it
01:44:57 <Avatar> oh
01:45:04 <Mort-> At least no i don't think i can
01:45:19 <Mort-> Not entirely sure though
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01:46:25 <Steven> hmmmmm 24k to spend
02:02:33 <Mort-> Think either rounds/level or minutes per level
02:02:53 <Avatar> or hours/level
02:02:57 <Avatar> one of those
02:03:24 <Mort-> No
02:03:26 <Mort-> Not hours
02:03:29 <Mort-> Over powered
02:03:49 <Mort-> If so. Because i would be flying on an extend rod and a level 2 spell
02:03:55 <Avatar> is mage armor overpowered
02:03:59 <Mort-> I think probably min per hour
02:04:04 <Mort-> Think fly
02:04:16 <Mort-> On a level 2 spell slot
02:04:22 <Mort-> Its awesome
02:04:31 <Avatar> mage armor is level 1
02:04:40 <Mort-> Fly the ability
02:04:52 <Steven> avatar, no id ont think it is
02:05:01 <Mort-> Imagine a flying monster with 10 ft reach
02:05:10 <Avatar> Steven: you don't get it
02:05:14 <Mort-> Or maybe a 15 ft one. At level 5
02:05:22 <Avatar> you missed the context before you joined
02:05:28 <Steven> were you asking rhetorically?
02:05:42 <Avatar> no
02:05:43 <Mort-> Its definitely longest rounds per level
02:06:14 <Mort-> A flying monster with 15 ft reach would be such a screw up at 5
02:07:00 <Steven> well keep up the good worth avatar
02:07:10 * Steven gives avatar a thumbs up.
02:07:22 <Steven> work even
02:12:34 * Mort- thinks Steven meant to say nasty things about her :(
02:22:05 <Avatar> he didn't say anything nasty
02:22:10 <Avatar> what are you talking about
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02:27:37 <Steven> mort if i said something nasty about you, there would be no doubt about it in anyones mind
02:27:54 <Avatar> haha, asshole
02:28:04 <Steven> yup
02:28:12 <Avatar> that's actually probably nicer I guess
02:28:19 <Avatar> in one way
02:28:28 <Steven> well... not nicer, but honost
02:29:29 <Steven> Mort you havent warented me saying anything nasty about you, i tease but i dont want to put that much effort into being nasty
02:29:39 <Steven> cause damn it im lazy
02:31:10 <Steven> anyways, my head feels like there is a war going on between the KKK and the UNCF in my skull
02:31:33 <Steven> so, im going to go lay down in a very dark room and listen to the rain
02:31:42 <Steven> PEACE BITCHES!
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02:34:15 <Steven> oh and avatar, take 'er easy... and if shes easy take her twice.
02:34:53 <Avatar> cmon none of that
02:44:41 * Mort- fur ruffles and bites Steven
02:55:31 <Steven> so i got pulled over
02:55:56 <Steven> cop passed me while my cruise control was set to 55mph(the speed limit)
02:56:11 <Steven> after about 25-50 yards past me he slowed down
02:56:22 <Steven> got behind me and pulled me over
02:56:31 <Steven> came up to the window, and asked for my stuff
02:56:37 <Steven> and i asked himm what i did wrong
02:57:02 <Steven> he mumbled something, to which i asked him to resay it louder so i could hear it
02:57:05 <Steven> and he said i was speeding
02:57:25 <Steven> i asked how fast i was going, he said 63mph
02:57:54 <Steven> to which i responded that it was impossible i was going 63mph as i had my cruise control set to 55
02:58:04 <Steven> and its a flat road
02:58:23 <Steven> and he gave me this look like dont make this difficult and just let me do my job
02:58:36 <Steven> i refused to be so accomidating
02:59:23 <Steven> so, i stated quite matter of factly that if he was going to write me any sort of ticket/infraction i would refuse to take it unless he wrote one for himself since he passed me obviously in excess of 63mph
02:59:44 <Steven> he was at this point frowning
03:00:07 <Steven> and informed me that he was alowed to 'bend' the law when persuing people breaking the law
03:00:08 <Brunius> ha
03:01:01 <Steven> i rebuffed his obvious misunderstanding of the law and situation with fact that he was not persuing me for any crime when he passed me
03:02:05 <Steven> we went back and forth on that point, until i informed him i would make sure to request the video feed from his Patrol car's dash mounted camera to prove that he was infact going faster then I was.
03:02:28 <Steven> he politely gave back my license and proof of insurance, went back to his car and drove away
03:02:47 <Steven> I am of the opinion I won.
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04:53:36 <Avatar> ballig I had something to say to you before
04:53:38 <Avatar> I forget what now
04:53:50 <Ballig> I'm shocked
04:53:53 <Ballig> your memory is usually so flawless
04:53:59 <Avatar> probably something along the lines of "yer ugly"
04:54:06 <Ballig> no, YOUR ugly
05:15:09 <Mort-> Lol
05:15:14 <Mort-> I know what it is!
05:15:27 * Mort- bounces up and down
05:16:22 <Mort-> Ballig. Avatar wanted to tell you to give of me chocolate chip cookies!
05:17:25 <Mort-> Ballig!
05:17:52 <Mort-> Avatar wanted to tell you to give me chocolate chip cookies!
05:18:04 <Ballig> nope
05:19:41 <Avatar> yeah that wasn't it
05:21:30 <Mort-> :(
05:21:42 <Mort-> It was worth a try :(
05:21:58 <Mort-> Btw ballig!
05:22:04 <Mort-> I can flurry at level 2!
05:22:17 <Mort-> No cheese involved!
05:22:38 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 slash to hit
05:22:39 <diebot> Mort-, slash to hit: [1d20=15] 18
05:22:57 <Mort-> !throw 1d6+4 damage
05:22:57 <diebot> Mort-, damage: [1d6=1] 5
05:23:31 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+11 conc to beat dc of 15(brand)
05:23:31 <diebot> Mort-, conc to beat dc of 15(brand): [1d20=3] 14
05:23:42 <Mort-> Aw. Don't get my next attack.
05:24:03 <Mort-> But that's more or less how it goes ^^
05:24:15 <Mort-> If it did work it'd be
05:24:35 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+3 to slash again
05:24:36 <diebot> Mort-, to slash again: [1d20=1] 4
05:24:50 <Mort-> And roll damage for hit
05:24:53 <Mort-> But aw well
05:25:18 * Mort- tail twiddles
05:25:24 * Mort- jumps!
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06:13:59 <Avatar> you don't have a tail
08:01:08 <Mekkis> Steven, pretty nice, yeah
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08:01:17 <Mekkis> did you have a voice recording of it all?
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08:13:30 <exBoomerET> Huh?
09:54:00 <Mort> xyn put on her best people person look
09:54:13 <Mort> and told the NPC gnomes..they attacked us and we had to defend ourselves..
09:54:19 <Mort> we even did it non lethally...~!
09:54:20 <Mort> lol
09:54:25 <Mort> (And seriously.)
09:55:07 <Mort> dont worry bout NPC gnomes. once Im in game. I forget people play gnomes
09:55:09 <Mort> they are just another PC
09:55:17 <Mort> and to be honest. my sense of fairness would never let me illtreat a gnome
09:55:31 <Mort> simply becuase - they are just another piece on how someone wants to RP his character
09:55:42 <Mort> it would be no more fair then to ban a syn from their game just because you think they are OPed
09:55:50 <Mort> if I were a GM I would treat gnomes like any other pc as well
09:56:11 <Mort> if people were to treat any of my characters differently because of their class/race. Id get irritated
09:56:31 <Mort> do unto others what you want done onto you. With that saying inside - I would treat gnomes like any other pc once in game.
09:56:35 <Avatar> synthesists are OP to the point where they ruin the game for the other players
09:56:55 <Mort> ya but anyway about gnome hate and stuff - it really doesnt do anything once I start playing
09:57:01 <Mort> I dont even bother what race they are
09:57:38 <Mort> so mekkis - I would swear in all honesty, whether you are gnome or not, would make no differnece to how my characters react to you in game
09:58:09 <Mort> the only impact it has on me is Ill probably not roll a gnome..unless someone(glares at mekkis) has been using a suggestion spell on me
09:59:38 <Mort> about syns being oped - I think its just easier to optimize them
09:59:56 <Mort> I suspect I wont be optimizing to the poitn of cheese and will prolly do it for flavor some
10:00:11 <Mort> Ive heard of a syn/pally who went down trying to tank a dragon...^^
10:00:13 <Mort> :P
10:04:52 <Mekkis> wow...
10:04:57 <Mort> what?
10:05:05 <Mekkis> looks like someone used my credit card
10:05:10 <Mort> oh
10:05:20 <Mort> you sure you didnt use it and forget?
10:05:27 <Mekkis> I'm sure
10:05:35 <Mort> k go call the bank and cancel payment
10:05:39 <Mekkis> I just did
10:05:43 <Mort> :)
10:05:46 <Mekkis> 120 euros
10:05:50 <Mort> >.<
10:05:52 <Mort> So. Mekkis.
10:05:58 <Mort> does that answer some questions about me?
10:06:05 <Mekkis> no
10:06:15 <Mekkis> make a will save
10:06:26 <Mort> whhhhaattt..?
10:06:27 <Mort> why ?
10:06:34 <Mort> I dont even KOW my will save..
10:06:45 <Mekkis> then you've probably failed it
10:06:53 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 will I think..its been too long
10:06:53 <diebot> Mort, will I think..its been too long: [1d20=6] 9
10:06:59 * Mort shrugs
10:07:07 <Mort> something bad happens..?
10:07:18 <Mekkis> I think you'd better roll up a gnome
10:07:21 <Mekkis> so do you
10:07:48 <Mort> lol
10:07:51 <Mort> Iwont :D
10:07:56 <Mort> because I dont like gnomes :P
10:08:03 <Mort> I should have tampered with my will save more
10:08:08 <Mekkis> you failed your will save vs suggestion
10:08:42 <Mort> heh
10:08:48 <Mort> thats stoopid tough
10:08:55 <Mort> get peopple to make you roll things u dontwant to...
10:08:57 <Mort> out of game
10:09:11 <Mekkis> Casting Spells through Email
10:09:11 <Mekkis> Any spell that can be scribed onto a scroll can likewise be saved in electronic format—as email. In order to accomplish this, the caster must have the Scribe Scroll ability and a minimum of 8 ranks in Computer Use.
10:09:11 <Mekkis> All the spellcaster needs is a computer with Internet access and the usual components necessary to cast the spell. First she writes the email, which takes one minute per level of the spell. At the end of that time, the spellcaster must cast the spell and succeed at a Computer Use check (DC 15 + spell level). If the check fails, the email is not correctly typed, the spell is ruined, and the spellcaster must begin anew. If the check succeeds, the email ca
10:09:12 <Mekkis> rries the spell through cyberspace and delivers it to the mailbox of the target.
10:09:54 <Steven> seriously though... you failed your will save... you have to make a gnome now
10:09:58 <Mort> NO!
10:10:05 <Steven> yeah...
10:10:08 <Steven> you dont have a choice
10:10:09 <Mort> I should make my will save + 999 when it comes to creating gnomes
10:10:10 <Mort> cbfked
10:10:18 <Steven> you were suggested to make one
10:10:26 <Mort> its not a reasonable request :D
10:10:27 <Mort> hehe
10:10:41 <Mekkis> http://www.dandwiki.com/wiki/MSRD:Magic#Casting_Spells_through_Email
10:10:43 <Steven> yeah, so it doesnt get the +1 or +2
10:10:51 <Steven> to the DC
10:10:56 <Steven> but you still have to make one
10:11:49 <Mort> he didnt send me mail
10:11:50 <Mort> NO.
10:11:52 <Mort> I wont roll one
10:12:12 <Steven> mekkis...
10:12:23 <Steven> whats your caster level?
10:12:30 <Mekkis> sufficient
10:12:39 <Mekkis> I have max ranks in Computer Use
10:12:47 <Steven> awesomes.
10:13:04 <Steven> Mort has to make a gnome
10:13:39 <Mort> lol
10:13:41 <Mekkis> Mort, roll up Grolschmir's Apprentice!
10:14:17 <Mekkis> Heinekenapollo
10:14:28 <Mort> lol no
10:14:31 <Mort> Anyway Mek
10:14:39 <Mort> start your investigator campaign first :p
10:14:43 <Mort> you MIGHT get a gnome lolz
10:19:30 <Mort> k bathhh....
10:22:41 <Steven> yeah you go bathe
11:11:06 <Mort> niith all
11:46:25 <Steven> hmmmmm 24k to spend
12:13:13 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 2nd 11am (MincedSushi, first steps) / Sun 3rd 11am (Steven, tier 2-4 MODULE) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
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12:17:33 <MekkisScreen> actually, I need to jump through a lot of hoops
12:17:51 <MekkisScreen> it kept redirecting me to the FAQ site rather than giving me the download
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12:32:16 <Mort-> Mekkis
12:32:36 <Mort-> Are you running perils of the pirate pact soon,g
12:32:48 <Mort-> ?
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12:42:20 <MincedSushi> Avatar, mark me down for Sunday at the usual time. 11am - 5pm I'll be running the final first steps.
12:42:58 <Avatar> cool
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12:43:40 Avatar has changed the topic to: PFS: Sat 10th 11am (MincedSushi, first steps) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
12:43:50 <Avatar> I'll reconfirm if steven is good to run this module on saturday
12:45:30 <MincedSushi> Okay then. I think I'm busy on Saturday till about 12pm. We will see :D
12:45:55 <MekkisScreen> Anyone up for a game next Monday?
12:46:38 <Brunius> Perhaps
12:46:46 <MekkisScreen> as far as stuff being run's concerned, Echoes of the overwatched is on the list
12:46:55 <MekkisScreen> or God's market
12:47:47 <Avatar> don't lie brunius, you're not up for it
12:48:11 <Mort-> Argh
12:48:11 <MincedSushi> I'm actually free thatr day.
12:48:22 <MincedSushi> Hey Mort ^^
12:48:27 <Mort-> Hi sushi. Grull then
12:48:35 <Mort-> Kalara made 2 :p
12:48:50 <Mort-> Sigh
12:48:52 <MekkisScreen> I will have to play God Save the Queen on that day :P
12:49:30 <MincedSushi> Worth made 3
12:49:33 <Avatar> Mekkis: give me the details and I'll schedule it
12:52:36 <MincedSushi> And then game was to be had :D
12:52:59 <MincedSushi> I'm glad I sparked a string of game scheduling. Iwas starting to think people didn't want to do any this week
12:54:58 <Avatar> people always want to play
12:55:31 <Steven> so i got pulled over
12:55:56 <Steven> cop passed me while my cruise control was set to 55mph(the speed limit)
12:56:10 <Steven> after about 25-50 yards past me he slowed down
12:56:12 * Mort- tail twitches
12:56:22 <Steven> got behind me and pulled me over
12:56:31 <Steven> came up to the window, and asked for my stuff
12:56:37 <Steven> and i asked himm what i did wrong
12:57:02 <Steven> he mumbled something, to which i asked him to resay it louder so i could hear it
12:57:05 <Steven> and he said i was speeding
12:57:24 <Steven> i asked how fast i was going, he said 63mph
12:57:54 <Steven> to which i responded that it was impossible i was going 63mph as i had my cruise control set to 55
12:58:04 <Steven> and its a flat road
12:58:23 <Steven> and he gave me this look like dont make this difficult and just let me do my job
12:58:36 <Steven> i refused to be so accomidating
12:59:15 <Avatar> sushi are your roommates still playing
12:59:23 <Steven> so, i stated quite matter of factly that if he was going to write me any sort of ticket/infraction i would refuse to take it unless he wrote one for himself since he passed me obviously in excess of 63mph
12:59:44 <Steven> he was at this point frowning
13:00:07 <Steven> and informed me that he was alowed to 'bend' the law when persuing people breaking the law
13:00:39 <MincedSushi> THey work on weekends now
13:00:51 <MincedSushi> We play during the week but more in persons than online.
13:01:01 <Steven> i rebuffed his obvious misunderstanding of the law and situation with fact that he was not persuing me for any crime when he passed me
13:02:05 <Steven> we went back and forth on that point, until i informed him i would make sure to request the video feed from his Patrol car's dash mounted camera to prove that he was infact going faster then I was.
13:02:28 <Steven> he politely gave back my license and proof of insurance, went back to his car and drove away
13:02:47 <Steven> I am of the opinion I won.
13:05:59 <MincedSushi> Off I go to ruin my roomates life. See you guys later
13:06:13 MincedSushi is now known as AnnoyingSushi
13:17:01 <Mort-> Lol
13:26:46 <N2H4> So I'm looking at this DnD Next thing.
13:27:07 <Mekkis> why do they give it such a crappy name?>
13:27:19 <N2H4> So far, the fighter pregen makes no sense to me.,
13:28:31 <N2H4> But the power scaling is definately different.
13:28:44 <N2H4> He'd wipe the floor with a PFS level 1 fighter.
13:28:45 <Avatar> what part doesn't make sense
13:29:09 <N2H4> I don't get how hes got 20 HP with d12 hitdie and 14 con.
13:29:22 <N2H4> Or how hes got a +6 attack roll with 16 str.
13:29:48 <N2H4> Or a +4 attack with a light crossbow and 12 dex.
13:29:51 <Avatar> that's easy
13:29:57 <Avatar> you get maximum hp for 1st level, so 12
13:30:04 <Avatar> and he has a con of 14 with a con mod of -2
13:30:24 <Avatar> so 14 minus 2 is 12
13:30:31 <N2H4> Or a 2d6 damage roll when the how to play guide says the weapon is 1d12.
13:30:36 <Avatar> and 14 has a 4 as the second digit, so take away 4
13:30:44 <Avatar> and then take away the con mod again to have it become 8
13:30:49 <Avatar> then 12 + 8 = 20
13:30:50 <N2H4> I feel like you're trolling the hell out of me.
13:31:01 <Avatar> just a little
13:31:13 <Avatar> not to troll you
13:31:14 <Avatar> it's funny
13:31:20 <N2H4> But yeah, he'd definately whoop the shit out of a PFS level 1 fighter.
13:31:25 <N2H4> And probably even a level 2 fighter.
13:32:15 <Mekkis> N2H4, did you factor in proficiency bonus?
13:32:39 <Brunius> The cleric of pelor has a ranged attack with a +6 bonus doing 1d8+4 damage...at first level, infinite times per day
13:32:45 <Mekkis> so?
13:32:58 <Brunius> So far all our opponents have had 2hp
13:33:25 <Mekkis> heh
13:33:32 <N2H4> I wouldn't say to call a change of scale a big deal. The system doesn't need to be balanced in comparison to 3.5 or PFS or 4E, it has to be balanced in itself.
13:33:56 <Brunius> So Magic Missile infinite times per day isn't balanced?
13:33:58 <N2H4> Kinda silly though if the monsters you face are as easy as PFS monsters, or easier, with rolls like that though.
13:34:14 <Mekkis> Brunius, without perspective, I couldn't say
13:34:39 <N2H4> Seems less impressive to me than the level 1 fighter with 16 str doing 2d6+7 on a hit and 3 damage on a miss.
13:35:57 <N2H4> i think the simplified coup de grace rules might be a good change.
13:37:20 <N2H4> Where do you see this proficiency bonus, Mekkis?
13:42:44 <N2H4> wow. level three class feature to maximize all healing done?
13:50:15 <Avatar> were coup de grace rules complex before
13:50:31 <Avatar> full round action, automatic crit, they have to be helpless
13:50:33 <N2H4> More so than this.
13:50:41 <Avatar> what's the new rule
13:51:21 <N2H4> If helpless and >0 hitpoints, now at 0 hp. If <0 hp, now dead.
13:51:43 <N2H4> Second clause for 0 exact aswell.
13:52:16 <Avatar> seems pretty minor
13:52:28 <N2H4> Simple though, ain't it?
13:52:30 <Avatar> that's not really simplifying more than speeding up the inevitable
13:52:55 <N2H4> Whats the difference?
13:53:00 <Avatar> simplifying is like turning spot, listen and search into just perception
13:54:23 <N2H4> Spells get their own attack modifier too. No more of that melee/ranged touch deal.
13:54:51 <N2H4> Not sure if spellcasters really needed to be more single attribute focused.
13:55:46 <Brunius> Avatar: http://dayzmod.com/forum/showthread.php?tid=11956
13:56:41 <Avatar> bit lame
13:56:53 <Avatar> I've put day z aside in favour of max payne 3 for now
13:57:47 <Brunius> fair enough
13:57:53 <Brunius> I've started playing ArmA 2 coop
13:58:09 <Avatar> I honestly can't really get into day z
13:58:12 <Brunius> loot spawns are buggy at the moment, and since I've got high-end gear there's not much for me to do
13:58:16 <Avatar> it needs a bloody instruction manual
13:58:29 <Brunius> Did you do the ArmA tutorial?
13:58:35 <Avatar> no, maybe that's why
13:59:00 <Avatar> does the tutorial tell you more than just how controls work
13:59:15 <Avatar> and stealth and whatnot
13:59:24 <Brunius> What do you mean?
13:59:32 <Avatar> i'm pretty sure it's day z specific stuff that I'm not familiar with
13:59:46 <Avatar> like what you're supposed to do
14:00:06 <Brunius> It's a sandbox game.
14:00:10 <Avatar> I don't understand how people are having fun with it, it seems like they just find one spot and stay there
14:00:13 <Brunius> There's not really anything in mind that you have to do
14:00:24 <Avatar> yeah but minecraft is a sandbox game and there's a general direction you go in
14:00:30 <Brunius> Which is?
14:00:40 <Avatar> you build some shit, you mine for better shit, you use that better shit to create more better shit
14:00:42 <Avatar> etc
14:01:09 <Avatar> very generally speaking
14:01:13 <Brunius> And in DayZ you find shit which you use to fight zombies off so you can get better shit
14:01:21 <Brunius> etc.
14:01:25 <Brunius> very generally speaking
14:01:40 <Brunius> Why have I started echoing people again?
14:02:02 <Avatar> max payne 3 is fucking wicked
14:02:12 <Avatar> one of the very few times I will ever say it is worth the pricetag
14:02:20 <Avatar> the very expensive pricetag
14:02:33 <N2H4> crazy aussies and your prices for electronics.
14:02:45 <Brunius> We don't set them
14:02:48 <Avatar> have you seen tekkit before brunius
14:02:56 <Brunius> And Hydra, why do you think I buy so much from overseas
14:03:01 <Brunius> tekkit?
14:03:04 <Brunius> Never heard of it
14:03:08 <Brunius> Do you mean tekken?
14:03:08 <Avatar> it's a minecraft mod
14:03:11 <Avatar> no
14:03:18 <Avatar> you can make machines and all sorts of wicked shit
14:03:23 <Avatar> we'ev had a server running for ages
14:03:43 <Avatar> http://www.technicpack.net/tekkit/
14:03:52 <Brunius> yeah looking at it now
14:04:22 <Avatar> I think I told you about it ages ago but you didn't respond
14:04:49 <Brunius> If I don't respond and it's like 10pm it probably means I'm asleep
14:05:13 <Avatar> do you get the messages in the morning
14:05:21 <Brunius> Not if my brother closes steam
14:05:38 <Avatar> man your brother is a piece of work isn't he
14:06:08 <Brunius> I'm not sure whether I should just buy a whole new computer at the moment
14:06:58 <Brunius> You gonna answer my PMs?
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14:21:01 <Mort-> Oh hi hydra
14:23:45 <N2H4> yo.
14:26:45 * Mort- waves
14:28:52 <Avatar> oh is that you hydrazine
14:29:08 <Avatar> you look so different
14:29:09 <Steven> say no..
14:29:13 <Avatar> you're so.... out of your element
14:34:16 <Mort-> He is still hydrazine. Its just he spelt the chemical formula out instead
14:35:14 <Mort-> How do you breath under water
14:35:27 <Mort-> At low levels
14:35:38 <Mort-> If you must fight under water
14:35:59 <Brunius> air crystals
14:36:07 <Mort-> How do they work
14:36:09 <Brunius> they're in the field guide
14:36:14 <Brunius> chew them, get one minute of air
14:36:25 <Mort-> What action to chew
14:36:34 <Brunius> they're in the field guide mort
14:36:49 <Mort-> Hm
14:36:59 <Mort-> Do they get spoilt under water?
14:37:19 <Brunius> All your questions are answered in the field guide
14:37:22 <Avatar> yeah the air turns to carbon dioxide and you risk getting poisoned
14:37:23 <Mort-> I hate underwater fighting. I have so many scrolls :(
14:37:54 <Avatar> don't you have a scroll case
14:38:05 <Avatar> they're like 1gp
14:38:47 <Steven> scroll cases arent water tight
14:39:05 <Brunius> Isn't that the whole point
14:39:11 <Brunius> That they're watertight
14:39:43 <Avatar> if it doesn't say they aren't or if there's no alternative, I'd say a scroll case would do the job
14:39:59 <Steven> nope, its because its a move action to retrieve a scroll from one if there are less then 4 scrolls in one
14:40:04 <Steven> well 4 or less
14:40:25 <Avatar> really
14:40:31 <Steven> yup
14:40:54 <Steven> its so people at low levels who cant afford a handy haversack yet
14:40:57 <Steven> can get scrolls out
14:41:19 <Steven> and it protects them from water damage except complete submergial for like 1d4 minutes or some crap
14:41:35 <Steven> sorry ive got a migraine im not explaining myself very good.
14:41:48 <Steven> very well.... whatever
14:41:56 <Mort-> I have no issues getting yet.
14:41:56 <Avatar> I don't see a description anywhere saying anything about that
14:42:00 <Mort-> Wet.
14:42:04 <Mort-> My scrolls do
14:42:31 <Avatar> the core rulebook says nothing, the SRD says A wood and bone tube used for holding scrolls or maps.
14:42:48 <Avatar> mort: 1gp, 0.5lb
14:43:23 <Mort-> What is it?
14:43:33 <Steven> A leather or wooden scroll case easily holds four scrolls; you can cram more inside but retrieving any of them becomes a full-round action rather than a move action. You must destroy the scroll case to damage its contents (hardness 2 for leather or 5 for wood, 2 hit points, Break DC 15). A scroll case is not water-tight.
14:43:34 <Avatar> scroll case
14:43:37 <Steven> its in the APG
14:43:45 <Mort-> I need to keep my scrolls out of water. Find a way to breathe water
14:43:52 <Mort-> All on budget!
14:44:28 <Avatar> yeah steven's right, not watertight
14:44:28 <Steven> and i read on the forum somewhere how long it protects it from water
14:44:29 <Avatar> it's specific
14:44:41 <Avatar> what are you meant to use instead
14:44:51 <Mort-> Water tight bag?
14:44:59 <Steven> Sealing wax
14:45:07 <Mort-> I'm fine with it but 10 rounds is too short
14:45:08 <Steven> will make a scroll case water tight
14:45:09 <Mort-> A time
14:45:24 <Avatar> very interesting
14:45:36 <Mort-> I don't care how long it takes to take out the scrolls really
14:45:51 <Mort-> But i can't get them wet!
14:46:06 <Brunius> Yeah you wouldn't be able to cast them underwater
14:46:10 <Avatar> I think you'd need a haversack or something
14:46:21 <Steven> yeah handy haversack makes everything all good
14:46:28 <Brunius> Haversacks are airtight as long as you don't open them
14:46:38 <Mort-> No money
14:46:49 <Brunius> I think putting a scroll-based caster underwater is really gonna wreck them
14:46:50 <Mort-> Ill bring air crystals. 50 gp per pop?
14:47:09 <Mort-> Do they get spoilt by water?
14:47:18 <Steven> its like 2k for a handy haversack bag
14:47:46 <Mort-> Don't be silly i can't afford it
14:47:59 <Brunius> Then wait a scenario
14:48:00 <Avatar> backpack just stays on land then
14:48:03 <Steven> by level 2 you can buy one
14:48:23 <Mort-> Its 2.5k
14:48:36 <Mort-> Level 2 my foot
14:48:45 <Steven> no.... a handy haversack costs 2k
14:48:46 <Avatar> my foot
14:49:15 <Mort-> 1.2k after all of first steps
14:49:32 <Mort-> Level 2 get haversack?
14:50:16 <Steven> 500g per 1st level scenario
14:50:23 <Steven> 4 scenarios=2k gold
14:50:32 <Brunius> Fame, steven.
14:50:35 <Brunius> It's magical.
14:50:40 <Mort-> We assume we leveled up on first steps
14:50:50 <Mort-> So we have 1.2 k
14:50:50 <Steven> oh yeah, i always forget that prohibition
14:50:55 <Mort-> And?
14:51:01 <Mort-> Just great.
14:51:09 <Brunius> Level 4 at the earliest
14:51:23 <Mort-> So I'm going for a dip. I can't breathe water
14:51:34 <Mort-> My scrolls are going to get yet
14:51:52 <Mort-> I'm not sure if air crystals can be used while wet?
14:55:29 <Steven> would really limit the usefulness of the item if it couldnt be used while wet
14:56:01 <Mort-> Ok time to pack for a dip
14:56:12 <Mort-> And i don't even have swim skill
14:56:38 <Brunius> 50gp a pop, munching them is a standard, chewing free
14:56:47 <Brunius> munching the first time
14:56:50 <Brunius> after that free
15:02:01 <Steven> UGH! this migraine sucks dick...
15:02:04 <Steven> a big fat one
15:02:51 <Mort-> Good
15:02:57 <Mort-> Time to get those
15:15:47 * Mort- gets swim suit
15:15:48 <Steven> im...... not touching that one.
15:16:09 <Mort-> I mean worst case i could actually grow gills
15:16:23 <Mort-> But lets not go into that shall we? :)
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15:26:42 <Avatar> I'd be ashamed of talking about wanting to be a synthesist too :(
15:36:23 <Mort-> Hey its expensive to grow gills - 150 gp per pair!
15:36:41 <Mort-> And I'm on budget
15:36:42 <Avatar> how is it 150gp
15:36:51 <Mort-> Lesser evolution surge
15:36:54 <Mort-> Gills!
15:37:06 <Avatar> what's lesser evolution surge
15:37:44 <Mort-> Grants you an evolution up to 2 evo points
15:38:05 <Avatar> is that a feat
15:38:12 <Mort-> No its a spell
15:38:17 <Avatar> oh
15:38:19 <Mort-> Pull out scroll cast it
15:38:33 <Avatar> use that then, you wouldn't be using it often
15:38:38 <Avatar> does it last a reasonable amount of time
15:38:51 <Mort-> Yes i carry that stuff. In case id like to spider climb
15:40:23 <Mort-> I don't think so
15:40:30 <Mort-> May be 1 min per level
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15:44:24 <Avatar> there's another spell called uh
15:44:30 <Avatar> air bubble I think
15:44:43 <Avatar> which is 1st level, so 25gp per scroll
15:44:47 <Mort-> Yeah
15:44:52 <Mort-> But i can't cast it
15:44:57 <Avatar> oh
15:45:04 <Mort-> At least no i don't think i can
15:45:19 <Mort-> Not entirely sure though
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16:02:33 <Mort-> Think either rounds/level or minutes per level
16:02:53 <Avatar> or hours/level
16:02:57 <Avatar> one of those
16:03:24 <Mort-> No
16:03:26 <Mort-> Not hours
16:03:29 <Mort-> Over powered
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16:03:49 <Mort-> If so. Because i would be flying on an extend rod and a level 2 spell
16:03:55 <Avatar> is mage armor overpowered
16:03:59 <Mort-> I think probably min per hour
16:04:04 <Mort-> Think fly
16:04:16 <Mort-> On a level 2 spell slot
16:04:22 <Mort-> Its awesome
16:04:31 <Avatar> mage armor is level 1
16:04:40 <Mort-> Fly the ability
16:04:52 <Steven> avatar, no id ont think it is
16:05:01 <Mort-> Imagine a flying monster with 10 ft reach
16:05:10 <Avatar> Steven: you don't get it
16:05:14 <Mort-> Or maybe a 15 ft one. At level 5
16:05:23 <Avatar> you missed the context before you joined
16:05:28 <Steven> were you asking rhetorically?
16:05:42 <Avatar> no
16:05:43 <Mort-> Its definitely longest rounds per level
16:06:14 <Mort-> A flying monster with 15 ft reach would be such a screw up at 5
16:07:00 <Steven> well keep up the good worth avatar
16:07:10 * Steven gives avatar a thumbs up.
16:07:22 <Steven> work even
16:12:34 * Mort- thinks Steven meant to say nasty things about her :(
16:22:05 <Avatar> he didn't say anything nasty
16:22:10 <Avatar> what are you talking about
16:27:38 <Steven> mort if i said something nasty about you, there would be no doubt about it in anyones mind
16:27:54 <Avatar> haha, asshole
16:28:04 <Steven> yup
16:28:12 <Avatar> that's actually probably nicer I guess
16:28:19 <Avatar> in one way
16:28:28 <Steven> well... not nicer, but honost
16:29:29 <Steven> Mort you havent warented me saying anything nasty about you, i tease but i dont want to put that much effort into being nasty
16:29:39 <Steven> cause damn it im lazy
16:31:10 <Steven> anyways, my head feels like there is a war going on between the KKK and the UNCF in my skull
16:31:33 <Steven> so, im going to go lay down in a very dark room and listen to the rain
16:31:42 <Steven> PEACE BITCHES!
16:34:15 <Steven> oh and avatar, take 'er easy... and if shes easy take her twice.
16:34:53 <Avatar> cmon none of that
16:44:41 * Mort- fur ruffles and bites Steven
17:00:08 <Brunius> ha
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18:01:08 <Mekkis> Steven, pretty nice, yeah
18:01:17 <Mekkis> did you have a voice recording of it all?
18:13:30 <exBoomerET> Huh?
19:01:10 <Mort-> Morning
19:11:35 <exBoomerET> Um, ok. It's Tuesday morning in Singapore?
19:13:25 <exBoomerET> Wow, I've been almost with 3000miles of Singapore.
19:15:46 <exBoomerET> Nope, closer than that. Just over 4000km.
19:20:04 <Mort-> Yes it is
19:20:23 * Mort- wags her tail at boomeret
19:20:32 <Mort-> I'm level 2 now
19:20:37 <MekkisScreen> Mort-: how far is Perth to Singapore?
19:20:49 <exBoomerET> I need one more xp for 2nd level.
19:20:54 <Mort-> No idea
19:21:25 <Mort-> I had fun last week being a wiggling magus :p
19:21:26 <exBoomerET> Perth is about 3000km
19:21:35 <Mort-> I refused to take point!
19:21:43 <Mort-> And stayed at the back!
19:21:46 <exBoomerET> I was in Guam for a week, and Brisbane for about a month.
19:21:50 <Mort-> Haha
19:22:15 * Mort- is trying to be a sneaky sort
19:22:43 <exBoomerET> Woohoo! I won a $25 gift card to Stone Cold Creamery!
19:22:52 <Mort-> Ice cream?
19:23:08 <Mort-> I used to eat it a lot but these days I've toned done
19:23:08 <exBoomerET> Yes, yummy ice cream.
19:23:10 <Mort-> Down
19:23:11 <Mort-> Some
19:23:31 <exBoomerET> I think there'd be less terrorism is more people ate ice cream.
19:23:36 <Mort-> I don't eat as much ice cream as people might think
19:23:42 <Mort-> Its chocolate chip cookies
19:23:45 <Mort-> Imo
19:23:49 <Mort-> But never mind
19:24:19 <Mort-> Anyway last night mek was using a suggestion spell to make me roll a gnome :(
19:24:25 <exBoomerET> My 5yo son helps me make Chocolate Chip cookies. He likes to break the eggs, and lick the beater.
19:24:31 * Mort- sniffs
19:24:41 <exBoomerET> Poor gnome.
19:24:43 <Mort-> I don't think its good for him
19:24:57 <Mort-> As in create a gnome character
19:25:10 <Mort-> But i don't want to be a gnome
19:25:46 <Mort-> I hate gnomes
19:26:02 <exBoomerET> They're quite tasty when rotating over an open flame :)
19:26:18 <Mort-> Yay!
19:26:37 <Mort-> Lets start a gnome punting club!
19:27:13 <Mort-> If you catch a gnome you have to twirl him then throw him like a shotput
19:27:14 <exBoomerET> Nah, because we don't want to upset the fragile minds of PETG.
19:27:24 <Mort-> Petg?
19:27:51 <exBoomerET> People for the Ethical Treatment of Gnomes
19:28:56 <Mort-> Gnomes don't need ethical treatment
19:29:20 <Mort-> They are vermin!
19:30:17 <Mort-> Must remember to throw acid flask at gnomes
19:34:47 <exBoomerET> Did a Gnome kill your parents? Were you picked on by a Gnome in school? Did a Gnome steal your lunch money?
19:35:36 <Mort-> Hm. Good point. Neither of those 3.
19:35:50 <Mort-> Oh oh.
19:35:59 <Mort-> Why do i hate gnomes.
19:36:09 <Mort-> Because they are gnomes!
19:36:42 <exBoomerET> Do they smell funny, don't like the texture?
19:48:23 <Mort-> Because they look good to punt
19:48:32 <Mort-> Damn it
19:48:42 * Mort- feels something happening
19:49:02 <Mort-> You might just have gotten a breakthrough
19:49:30 <Mort-> Its like i never questioned why i hated gnomes
19:49:54 <exBoomerET> You just like the feel of it as your foot carries through?
19:50:14 <Mort-> I just felt the hate.
19:50:23 <Mort-> Never really asked why.
19:51:19 <Mort-> But now I'm begining to wonder if i am justified hating gnomes.
19:53:11 <exBoomerET> Maybe a gnome got your sister pregnant, and then went off to battle, and never returned?
19:53:31 <exBoomerET> Or maybe you just happened to cook one, and it was rotten?
19:53:51 <exBoomerET> I know, Gnomes ate all your cookies, and drank all your milk.
19:54:07 <exBoomerET> Or they drank all the milk, so you couldn't enjoy the cookies?
19:54:28 <Mort-> I think they ate my cookies
20:08:42 <Brunius> topic seems to have rolled back a couple of days
20:10:48 <exBoomerET> A moose bit my sister once.
20:11:09 <Brunius> I've never drunk coca-cola
20:16:02 <Mort-> No it was never treated
20:18:40 <Mort-> paizo.com/forums/dmtz5uiu?Mystical-Cuisine-Magical-and-Nonmagical
20:18:41 <Mort-> This is awesome!
20:18:41 <Mort-> i wish it would be in psfop
20:18:46 <Mort-> ill get grull to pick up cooking :d
20:21:53 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 10th 11am (MincedSushi, first steps) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
20:21:53 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Tue Jun 5 12:43:40 2012
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20:22:29 <exBoomerET> Time to wrap it up and head home, have a truly enjoyable afternoon/evening everyone. (or morning?)
20:23:49 <Mort-> Morning
20:24:43 <Mekkis> are you sure, Avatar?]
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20:25:12 * Mort- thinks evil thoughts
20:27:48 <Mekkis> what sort?
20:29:09 Siridar ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
20:34:08 <Mort-> I need some help mekkis
20:34:23 <Mekkis> cursed items?
20:41:34 <Avatar> Mekkis: yes
20:41:36 <Avatar> aren't you
20:42:18 <Mekkis> have you ever met mort?
20:42:29 <Avatar> have you ever met any humans with tails
20:43:48 <Mekkis> have you any evidence that Mort is a human?
20:44:13 <Avatar> she's human dude
20:44:29 <Avatar> you don't need evidence to prove someone is human
20:44:34 <Avatar> that's just not how life works man
20:44:44 <Brunius> Turing test bro
20:45:44 <Mekkis> Brunius, that just proves that Mort- isn't an AI
20:57:23 <Mort-> Yeah I'm not an ai
20:58:00 <Brunius> Hmm, Seoni will have green robes
20:58:11 <Brunius> or whatever it is
20:58:13 <Mekkis> why?
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20:58:29 <Mort-> He likes the colour?
20:58:59 <Brunius> Because I finally got around to painting stuff and green was the only colour I had that I thought would be decent
20:59:15 <Brunius> I was gonna go for blue but couldn't be bothered looking for 0000FF
20:59:22 <Mort-> Ok. So now how do you carry a familiar who is holding something in his hands .h
20:59:24 <Mort-> ?
20:59:48 <Mort-> Sigh. Evil thoughts part 2
21:01:04 <Mort-> Id say. Tie a pouch around your belt and familiar sits in it
21:01:08 <Mort-> Nice and snug
21:01:57 paul_banks is now known as interpaul
21:04:40 * Mort- asks the dark side
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21:07:11 Ballig1 is now known as Ballig
21:07:26 <Mort-> Ah forget it.
21:07:35 <Mort-> Maybe ill get some insight
21:07:44 <Brunius> I told you this mort
21:07:48 <Brunius> whack them in a backpack
21:07:55 <Brunius> and say that they stand on stuff or whatever
21:07:58 <Brunius> so they can see out the top
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21:10:45 <Mort-> Sure
21:10:52 <Mort-> They need to carry hooked lances
21:11:02 <Mort-> And be prepared to use them
21:11:06 <Mort-> While in the air
21:11:08 <Mort-> :d
21:15:55 <Mekkis> what is it with you and hooked lances?
21:16:35 <Brunius> Are they OP but not likely to appear OP
21:19:45 <Mort-> They should work for coup de grace!
21:19:59 <Mort-> X4 crit !
21:20:12 <Mekkis> what is it with you and coup de grace?
21:20:20 <Mort-> Reach weapon so i don't have to get close
21:20:33 <Mort-> I told you i was falling to the dark side
21:21:36 <Mekkis> that's not the dark side
21:21:40 <Mekkis> that's the stupid side
21:21:51 <Mort-> Seriously why can't you
21:22:05 <Mort-> If you have slumber hex to abuse
21:22:48 <Mort-> Unless of course they are elves or are otherwise immune to sleep
21:23:02 <Mort-> For wadeva reason
21:23:17 <Mekkis> the dark side is tying them up, then slowly torturing them
21:23:31 <Mort-> Well you get my drift
21:23:47 <Mort-> Ok time to go and find my barb buddy
21:23:50 <Mort-> :d
21:24:20 <Mort-> And my missing 2 legged monster
21:24:27 <Mort-> That's large and a biped
21:29:14 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
21:45:39 <Mekkis> when was the crossbow invented?
21:56:39 <MekkisScreen> On 5/31/12 4:00 PM, Rast wrote:
21:56:40 <MekkisScreen> >
21:56:40 <MekkisScreen> > WOTC makes you jump through so many hoops to download this that I found
21:56:40 <MekkisScreen> > it more convenient to just pirate it.
21:56:53 <MekkisScreen> Google "DnD Next Playtest.rar"
21:56:58 <Brunius> The middle ages
21:56:59 <MekkisScreen> > or search your favorite torrent site.
21:57:03 <Brunius> Wasn't it
21:58:31 <Brunius> Apparently the chinese had them in 500BC
21:58:38 <Brunius> greeks the same time
21:59:05 <Brunius> Medieval europe definitely had them by 1500
22:03:24 arctanx ([email protected]) has joined #d&d
22:04:12 <arctanx> Nearly 4 months since the last Saturday the 10th :P
22:04:24 <Brunius> Avatar does the topics
22:04:27 <Brunius> Blame him.
22:05:11 <arctanx> Better than the alternative of not having had a game in that long
22:05:45 <Brunius> We had one sunday, I think
22:05:51 <Mekkis> arctanx, you're here!!
22:05:54 <Brunius> By "jump through hoops" he means "make an account". Wow, that's so unusual.
22:06:06 <Mekkis> how goes life?
22:07:15 <arctanx> not bad... workies, music and machine dance keep me pretty busy
22:07:17 <arctanx> you?
22:07:54 <Mekkis> mainly work
22:07:59 <Mekkis> and a bunch of pathfinder
22:08:12 <arctanx> in here?
22:08:18 <Mekkis> both in and out
22:08:31 <arctanx> cool
22:10:01 <arctanx> I am slightly impressed that austnet is still running
22:10:49 <Mekkis> why?
22:10:57 <Mekkis> what do you know that we don't?
22:11:15 <arctanx> nothing in particular
22:11:41 <arctanx> just a combination of never hearing anything much about it, and an out-of-date opinion that the operators are knobs and assuming that corresponds to cluelessness
22:11:54 <arctanx> pretty poor basis to predict the demise of an irc network I suppose
22:12:01 <Mekkis> running an ircd isn't hard
22:12:37 <arctanx> true that
22:18:37 <arctanx> I wonder if this still works...
22:18:56 <arctanx> nope, no insta-gline
22:22:05 <Mekkis> what?
22:22:24 <Mekkis> oh
22:22:42 <Mekkis> and I've been invading the channel with multiple bots and alternate nicks!
22:24:35 <arctanx> marvellous
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22:43:45 <Steven> alright... cue day two of migraine.
22:44:16 <Mekkis> I managed to get my fuel economy down to 6.1L / 100km
22:46:44 <Steven> grats... want a cookie?
22:47:02 <Mekkis> sure
22:47:29 <Steven> well with fuel econ like that you can drive to the store and pick some up!
22:47:38 <Mekkis> not open :S
22:47:50 <Steven> thats what they want you to think
22:49:06 <Steven> mekkis 24k on an invisible cleric to spend... ready.... go
22:49:16 <Mekkis> what do you have?
22:50:38 <Mekkis> Ebon wayfinder!
22:51:25 <Steven> handy haversack, potions of fly, remove curse, lesser restoration, remove disease, align weapon, see invisibility, antiplague, anti toxen, universal solvent, alchemist fire, acid flasks
22:51:35 <Mekkis> headband?
22:51:50 <Brunius> Man, I'm rereading xkcd now understanding basic C, and found this hilarious
22:51:50 <Steven> scroll of antimagic field, find the path, restoration, water breathing, breath of life
22:51:53 <Brunius> http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/pointers.png
22:52:19 <Mekkis> yeah
22:52:25 <Mekkis> real pointers don't look like that
22:52:40 <Brunius> I know that
22:53:00 <Brunius> The fact I understood it better is what I'm getting at
22:53:05 <Steven> Phalacary of positive channeling, ring of invisibility, ring of feather fall, spider climb boots
22:53:59 <Steven> wand of shield of faith, and cure light wounds
22:54:51 <Mekkis> Staff of Revelations
22:55:02 <Mekkis> Staff of Journeys
22:55:14 <Mekkis> Journeys is very good!
22:55:44 <Mekkis> Staff of Bolstering
22:56:29 <Steven> i was going to buy a rod of cancelation... but only one charge just seems lame as fuck
22:56:58 <Brunius> Bet you'll say that until you nearly die of not having one
22:57:29 <Mekkis> Mask of the Skull :P
22:58:04 <Mekkis> Circlet of Mindsight
22:58:07 <Steven> its 11k to suck all magic out of ONE thing then you have to pay a shit ton of money to get it restored
22:58:18 <Steven> cant use headslot its where my phalacary goes
22:58:22 <Mekkis> oh
22:58:26 <Mekkis> I thought it used neck
22:58:37 <Steven> nope, its strapped across the forehead
22:58:41 <Mekkis> Necklace of Adaptation
22:59:00 <Steven> its why i no get to use my sundered mask anymore /cry
23:00:00 <Steven> ok, i like the necklace, picking one up!
23:00:07 <Mekkis> Scrab, Golembane
23:00:10 <Steven> dont know how i missed such a useful item
23:00:19 <Steven> my cleric doesnt attack thing directly
23:00:31 <Steven> its pure utility
23:00:58 <Steven> just wondering, in pfs can you even find somebody to cash miricle?
23:01:18 <Mekkis> not easily
23:02:05 <Steven> i was under the impression that at level 12 you were among the most powerful people in existance on golarion
23:02:11 <Mekkis> WOW
23:02:13 <Mekkis> Bracelet of Friends
23:02:30 <Mekkis> Steven, Asmenopheus is level 13 :S
23:03:19 <Steven> yeah and if you read in between the lines, rediculously ancient
23:03:33 <Steven> and hes only gotten to lvl 13
23:03:58 <Mekkis> Robe of Useful Items
23:04:04 <Mekkis> roll well and you can have a profit!
23:04:13 <Mekkis> !throw 4d4
23:04:14 <diebot> Mekkis, 4d4: [4d4=4,2,4,3] 13
23:04:25 <Mekkis> !throw 13#1d100
23:04:26 <diebot> Mekkis, 13#1d100: [1d100=41] 41, [1d100=28] 28, [1d100=88] 88, [1d100=67] 67, [1d100=1] 1, [1d100=90] 90, [1d100=85] 85, [1d100=27] 27, [1d100=80] 80, [1d100=16] 16, [1d100=67] 67, [1d100=64] 64, [1d100=45] 45
23:05:15 <Steven> i wish that was a real feat lol
23:05:27 <Steven> Benefit: You can save a character reduced to their negative hit points or lower, when they would normally be dead. If you are able to administer aid within 3 rounds of the character’s death, you can make a Heal check. The DC for this check is 30, and you can’t take 10 or take 20. If the check succeeds, the dead character can make a Fortitude save (DC 15) to stabilize and be restored to 0 hit
23:05:28 <Steven> points.
23:06:24 <Steven> coooooool
23:06:30 <Steven> im about to be sent to the store.
23:06:37 <Mekkis> 100 gold, iron door, 2000gp gems, wooden ladder, mule, 3 potions of cure serious, minor scroll, 6 riding dogs
23:07:31 <Steven> mekkis what you going on about?
23:07:39 <Mekkis> 100 + 2000 + 15 + 10 + 1025 + 450
23:08:03 <Mekkis> 3580gp
23:08:29 <Mekkis> Steven, if you buy a robe of useful items, it can be worth more than you paid for it if you sell it
23:09:24 <Mekkis> in that scenario, I bought one for 7000gp, sold the patches for 3580gp, then sold the robe for 3500gp
23:09:28 <Mekkis> for a 80gp profit!
23:09:43 <Steven> yeah.... im not gonna jank the system like that
23:10:05 <Mekkis> plus a random scroll worth
23:10:08 <Mekkis> !throw 1d100
23:10:09 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d100: [1d100=14] 14
23:10:12 <Mekkis> 25gp
23:10:45 <Steven> oh yay, i get to go to the store
23:10:50 <Steven> because sams out of coffee
23:11:16 <Mekkis> enjoy
23:11:21 * Steven slaps Thelen around a bit with a large trout
23:11:33 <Steven> oh yes i shall\
23:11:39 <Mekkis> Brunius, this is a pointer:
23:11:47 <Mekkis> 0x7ffff24ed154
23:12:11 <Steven> hwo much it cost to get miricle cast?
23:12:31 <Mekkis> 17*90gp
23:12:40 <Mekkis> ummm
23:12:41 <Mekkis> no
23:12:49 <Mekkis> 17*810gp
23:13:07 <Mekkis> 13770
23:13:53 <Mekkis> buy Celestial Armor
23:16:54 <Mekkis> Hand of Glory
23:36:53 * Brunius slaps Steven with a big red brick
23:39:49 * Steven slaps brunius with a big Red Snapper
23:40:47 <Mekkis> Since he hit level 2, Nightmare's made over 500gp in proceeds from his caravan
23:40:50 <Mekkis> he's not level 3 yet
23:41:04 <Avatar> how
23:41:14 <Mekkis> dayjob
23:41:26 <Avatar> with +22 to diplomacy?
23:41:30 <Mekkis> 'ja
23:41:36 <Avatar> oh actually that's illegal
23:41:47 <Avatar> you can't use the skilled evolution to get that bonus for your day job
23:41:57 <Mekkis> only in the eyes of "some guy on the forums"
23:42:12 <Avatar> in the eyes of "a venture captain on the forums"
23:42:23 <Steven> yeah, those pesky venture captains...
23:42:25 <Mekkis> one the forums nonetheless
23:42:38 <Avatar> ummmmm I think they count man
23:42:44 <Mekkis> (as in, not in a printed book, FAQ or official errata)
23:42:50 <Mekkis> <?forumrule
23:42:51 <diebot> From time to time, campaign management staff may answer questions regarding campaign policy on the official Pathfinder Society messageboards at paizo.com. // While these answers give you a good idea of the opinions of the staff on issues important to campaign play and may provide an idea of upcoming changes to the
23:42:52 <diebot> rules of the campaign, no change is to be considered official until it appears either in the most recent update to the Guide to Pathfinder Society Organized Play, or in the official campaign FAQ.
23:43:07 <Avatar> you know full well you're abusing rules to do it at least
23:44:21 <Steven> mekkis, how has your character made 500gp on day job rolls? you on teh slow track?
23:44:31 <Mekkis> yeah
23:44:51 <Steven> you tryin to burn through ALL the content with one character?
23:45:05 <Mekkis> no
23:45:21 <Mekkis> it's so I have a character to play at low levels
23:45:26 <Mekkis> well that was the idea
23:45:28 <Mekkis> 10 months ago
23:45:40 <Avatar> oh wait, it wasn't a venture captain, it was mike brock
23:45:41 <Mekkis> I think it's rather unsuitable now
23:45:55 <Mekkis> STILL doesn't count
23:46:21 <Steven> Michael Brock (Pathfinder Society Campaign Coordinator) Jan 3, 2012, 11:56 AM
23:46:21 <Steven> 5 people marked this as FAQ candidate. Added to the FAQ. 1 person marked this as a favorite.
23:46:21 <Steven> The Eidolon is not a permanent effect, therefore does not apply to day job rolls. doesnt count?
23:47:23 <Mekkis> to be honest, I want them to clarify what is and isn't a permanent effect
23:47:54 <Steven> well, we know one thing for sure, and that is that Eidolon is not a permanent effect
23:48:00 <Avatar> pretty sure that is clarification that an eidolon is not a permanent effect
23:48:40 <Steven> i bought a muffin
23:48:44 <Steven> and now i cant find it
23:50:05 <Steven> i left it on top of the TV
23:50:21 <Steven> i am amazing
23:55:11 <Avatar> I can't leave thigns on top of my TV
23:55:13 <Avatar> it's too thin
23:56:43 <Steven> avatar are you in melbourne?
23:56:48 interpaul is now known as paul_banks
23:56:49 <Avatar> yep
23:57:06 <Steven> you know, both me and walter posted in that forum you had
23:57:13 <Steven> before i even knew you.
23:57:32 <Avatar> who are you
23:58:02 <Steven> coraith
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