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00:09:19 <Mekkis> Avatar's just annoyed that about a third of the NPCs have Deflect Arrows
00:09:43 <Avatar> bloody deflect arrows
00:09:55 <Avatar> I'll never forget the game where we found out how effective that is
00:10:02 <Avatar> good times
00:10:08 <Mekkis> there have been many games like that :S
00:10:15 <Avatar> :D
00:13:53 <Mekkis> but don't half of the core monks get it?
00:14:47 <Mort-> Hi mek
00:14:55 <Mort-> Are you running anything tomorrow? :p
00:15:04 <Mort-> Btw you gave my mom a shock
00:15:10 <Mekkis> how so?
00:15:15 <Mort-> When she found a letter addressed to mort lol
00:15:24 <Mekkis> oh
00:15:26 <Mort-> She nearly had it returned
00:15:27 <Mekkis> sorry about that
00:15:36 <Mort-> I think next time use my real name
00:15:38 <Mort-> :p
00:15:43 <Mekkis> ok then
00:15:51 <Mort-> She called me when i was in the bathtub
00:15:52 <Mort-> Lol
00:16:43 <Mort-> Btw if you're running gods market gamble tomorrow
00:16:51 <Mort-> I'm up in syn form
00:17:11 <Mort-> Avatar has what he calls summoner bane for us both :(
00:17:27 <Mort-> Its called summoners conduit
00:17:38 <Mekkis> I know
00:17:44 <Mekkis> and I laugh at it
00:18:05 <Mort-> I think he should stick to dismissal
00:18:38 <Mekkis> have you played Shades of Ice?
00:18:58 <Mekkis> hmmm
00:19:03 <Mekkis> Shadow's Last Stand 2!
00:19:08 <Mort-> 1 yes 2 and 3 no
00:19:13 <Mort-> Mort is 7
00:19:15 <Mort-> Already
00:19:19 <Mort-> Too late?
00:19:23 <Mekkis> Mort's played part 1, right?
00:19:28 <Mort-> Yes
00:19:32 <Mekkis> it's a 1-7, so she can still play it
00:19:36 <Mort-> But is it too late?
00:19:40 <Mekkis> nope
00:19:41 <Mort-> Hm.
00:19:48 <Mort-> I don't feel mort
00:19:58 <Mort-> Aka not enough high level characters around
00:20:04 <Mort-> Besides hydra
00:20:29 <Mort-> That's the darned problem
00:22:47 <Mekkis> I won't commit to anything
00:23:06 <Mort-> Ok
00:23:19 <Mort-> But if nothing is being run ill probably go shopping
00:23:23 <Mort-> Or swimming
00:23:44 <Mort-> I don't even know if there are enough people for adhoc stuff
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06:10:42 <exBoomerET> Ok, how come the raisins in my oatmeal-raisin cookies have wings?
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06:27:54 <Steven> so hows it goin?
06:32:41 <exBoomerET> Stunningly, you?
06:34:35 <Steven> meh
06:34:43 <Steven> ide be happier if i didnt have a migraine
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07:41:02 <Hydrazine> G'day.
07:44:23 <Steven> sup sup
07:45:57 <Hydrazine> Hopefully sometime soon I can play some sweet PFS.
07:47:55 <Hydrazine> You okay, Steve?
07:52:57 <Steven> yeah, just headaches
07:53:13 <Steven> so hows everybody doin?
07:53:24 <Hydrazine> Tash is moving.
07:53:27 <Hydrazine> I'm not too bad.
07:53:34 <Hydrazine> Mort.. well. Shes Mort.
07:54:36 <Steven> cool cool
07:54:45 <Steven> yeah mort is mort...
07:56:50 <Hydrazine> Mmm breadfruit.
07:57:03 <Hydrazine> I think Urist is currently at a con, playing the shit out of some pathfinder.
08:00:29 <Steven> ill be at paizocon in two weeks i think
08:02:25 <Steven> and ill be playing the shit out of some pathfinder there too
08:05:13 <Steven> yeah exactly 2 weeks and ill be crashing at Big Kyles house
08:09:16 <Hydrazine> Who is Big Kyle?
08:09:25 <Hydrazine> Have fun man. Kinda jelly.
08:10:44 <Steven> sorry phone call
08:11:20 <Steven> Big Kyle is a guy over here in washington that lives in redmond washington
08:12:05 <Steven> hangs with the uppidy ups of PFS
08:12:47 <Steven> he is writing the grand convacation for paizocon2012
09:01:29 <Brunius> Have you been to gencon, Steven?
09:37:27 <mortswishytail> What mort is mort?
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09:38:59 <Mort-> I think ill go back to bed.
09:39:39 <Mort-> Hydra. Avatar is running perils of pirate pact tomorrow
09:40:10 * Mort- goes back to fuzzymur
09:53:34 <Hydrazine> see ya Mort
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09:55:37 <Mort-> Uh wait
09:55:54 <Mort-> Hydra i did a character sorter
09:56:09 <Mort-> Ln ranger 2/sorc 1
09:56:21 <Mort-> Stats were horrible heh
09:56:26 <Mort-> :d
09:56:47 <Steven> i have not been to gencon
09:56:56 <Mort-> easydamus.com/character.html
09:57:03 <Mort-> :p
09:57:28 <Hydrazine> ranger sorc?
09:57:30 <Hydrazine> huh. Why?
09:57:43 <Mort-> Grinz. No pally class levels to be seen
09:57:53 <Mort-> 129 questions
09:58:10 <Mort-> After you answer them all
09:58:16 <Mort-> Elf heh
09:58:30 <Mort-> 11,11,11,12,9,11
09:58:59 <Mort-> No idea what i would do with that really
10:02:57 <Hydrazine> My grandfather died today.
10:03:31 <Mort-> I'm sorry.
10:03:44 <Mort-> How old was he?p
10:06:54 <Hydrazine> 83.
10:08:00 <Steven> that sucks man, im currently waiting for the phone call that tells me mines gone too
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10:10:28 <Mort-> Did you know him well?
10:10:45 <Mort-> Who is making the arrangements?
10:15:10 <Hydrazine> My grandmother I think. I haven't seen them in about 9 years.
10:15:20 <Hydrazine> They moved across the country, then I joined the service.
10:21:24 <Mort-> Hope it was as peaceful as it could be
10:25:58 <Hydrazine> Hey Mort.
10:26:06 <Mort-> ?
10:26:10 <Hydrazine> TN Human wizard.
10:26:11 <Hydrazine> L3.
10:26:18 <Mort-> Wizard
10:26:19 <Hydrazine> 13, 16, 16, 16, 14, 10.
10:26:31 <Hydrazine> Stacked point buy.
10:26:32 * Mort- laughs loudly
10:26:40 <Mort-> My stats were really horrible
10:26:50 <Mort-> Id have no clue what to do with them
10:27:09 <Mort-> Id say take boon companion. Get 2 more ranger levels
10:27:12 <Mort-> And a speedy mount
10:27:19 <Mort-> Then snipe from range
10:27:24 <Hydrazine> neutral barely beat lawful for me.
10:27:38 <Mort-> My first was ln at 27
10:27:49 <Mort-> Lg was at 24^^
10:28:10 <Hydrazine> huh. Mine tied.
10:28:15 <Hydrazine> 24 NG 24 TN
10:28:45 <Hydrazine> 23 LG 23 LN.
10:28:48 <Mort-> Ng sounds nicer
10:28:52 <Mort-> Wow
10:29:26 <Mort-> I actually had ranger wiz and sorc all tied
10:29:26 <Mort-> At 4
10:29:38 <Hydrazine> Landslide wizard for me.
10:29:57 <Mort-> Paladin was at -17
10:30:00 <Mort-> Haha
10:30:05 <Hydrazine> -21 monk.
10:30:08 <Hydrazine> -19 pal
10:30:24 <Mort-> Bard and barb at -23
10:30:48 <Hydrazine> I think it has alot to do with me being more academic than physical
10:31:05 <Mort-> Yeah
10:31:13 <Mort-> I like reading
10:31:25 <Mort-> But I'm not really smart so to speak
10:31:33 <Mort-> And don't really have a mind for details
10:32:02 <Mort-> Also i might have been a bit humble on that test :p
10:32:14 <Mort-> I'm not a bragmur you know
10:32:35 <Hydrazine> I tried to be reasonable.
10:34:25 <Mort-> Most people have higher dex then i
10:34:44 <Hydrazine> I think I might call foul if someone actually got a 20 stat on that.
10:34:52 <Mort-> Lol
10:35:06 <Mort-> I'm just. Average.
10:35:34 <Mort-> Id have thought my int would be 14 though
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10:36:02 <Mort-> Ranger probably comes from my dad who brought us out for nature walks when we were kids
10:36:27 <Hydrazine> Howdy Oster.
10:36:41 <Mort-> He taught us how to enjoy nature. Ie. Not scream like a baboon when you want to see animals
10:36:46 <Mort-> I saw him yesterday
10:37:00 <Hydrazine> Your father?
10:37:09 <Mort-> He is cool. He said avatar was bad for saying i have no tail
10:37:11 <Mort-> Yeah.
10:37:16 <Hydrazine> Huh.
10:37:26 <Mort-> Saying oster
10:37:38 <Mort-> My dad taught me to enjoy nature
10:37:57 <Mort-> Oster scolded avatar for saying i have no tail
10:38:18 <Mort-> I don't know what it'll take to convince him i have a tail.
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10:38:58 <Mort-> But seriously nature is nice to be with for a whila
10:39:03 <Mort-> But not permanently.
10:39:13 <Mort-> I respect animals. They are delicious :d
10:40:00 <Mort-> And oh. My dad also shares the same view point as i do about animals
10:40:18 <Mort-> But since we are practical here. And guns are outlawed here.
10:40:40 <Mort-> We figured the only way we would ever get exotic meat is by traps.
10:40:52 <Mort-> We don't eat road kill.
10:43:37 <Mort-> Anyway my dad and i both think that hunting for sport is bad
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10:45:02 <mortswishytail> Animal cruelty is bad
10:45:13 <mortswishytail> If you enjoy it it means you're a sick person
10:45:38 <mortswishytail> And the only reason you should kill animals - other then pest types
10:45:45 <mortswishytail> Is to eat them!
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10:52:34 <Steven> hunting for sport is fine!
10:53:07 <Brunius> Oh dear
10:53:11 <Mort-> Oh sure. Then my dad and i will come to your place. Get our guns out
10:53:13 <Mort-> And shoot you
10:53:15 <Brunius> $124 for the 6th ed 40k rulebook
10:53:41 <Mort-> No. You hunt. Yes. To eat what you kill.
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10:55:23 <Steven> i've been known to murder a squirell or dozen
10:55:57 <Brunius> $ip
10:56:01 <Mort-> Ok. Eat them all.
10:56:21 <Steven> stupid telemarketer keeps calling my home phone
10:56:33 <Brunius> Threaten him with legal action
10:56:47 <Mort-> I think laws there allow hunting
10:56:57 <Mort-> I'm not going to read legal books on that
10:57:06 <Mort-> Law books bore me
10:57:56 <Mort-> I find it strange that squirrels are that aggressive though
10:58:05 <Mort-> Monkeys i would expect. Squirrels no
10:58:30 <Steven> squirrels are a cunning animal
10:58:36 <Steven> and are exceptionally violent.
10:58:50 * Mort- stares at Steven like he is out of his mind
10:59:27 <Mort-> Generally its the carnivores that are aggressive.
10:59:43 <Mort-> Squirrels eat fruits and nuts!
10:59:49 <Steven> See, you've bought into the squirells propeganda!
10:59:58 <Steven> thats what they want you to think!
10:59:58 <Mort-> For cunning i would go for monkeys
11:00:30 <Mort-> I've seen monkeys harass people carrying potato chips
11:00:39 <Mort-> I blame people for feeding them too much.
11:01:02 <Hydrazine> When I was up at the DeathStar...
11:01:16 <Hydrazine> There was a bird on site known as Crowzilla.
11:01:42 <Mort-> Crows will too
11:01:46 <Hydrazine> Pretty sure it was actually a raven. But young nuke students would feed it pizza and such, so he just got huge.
11:01:47 <Mort-> That is their nature
11:02:08 <Hydrazine> He'd sit on the ball and yell at you.
11:02:21 <Mort-> Crows do bully other birds. And chase them off food
11:02:29 <Mort-> I've even read about a vengeful pair that swooped on humans
11:02:41 <Mort-> Walking too near their nest
11:02:46 <Steven> alright
11:02:46 <Mort-> But squirrels?
11:02:48 <Mort-> No
11:03:01 <Steven> so ive got my results formt hat what d&d character i am
11:03:12 <Mort-> Cn pirate
11:03:14 <Mort-> Period.
11:03:26 <Mort-> Sadly no pirates there
11:03:32 <Steven> im a N Human Wizard3/Cleric2
11:03:37 <Mort-> Ah
11:03:53 <Mort-> Expected some c but n is no surprise
11:04:05 <Steven> Ability scores are 13/17/15/16/17/14
11:04:08 <Mort-> I bet you worshhp besmara
11:04:15 <Mort-> Nice stats!
11:04:58 <Steven> i was neutral 24 CN 23
11:05:02 <Steven> lol
11:05:07 <Mort-> Haha
11:05:34 <Mort-> I was ln 27 lg 24
11:05:45 <Hydrazine> Wow, you got an even more OP stat lineup than I did.
11:05:46 <Steven> hahahahahhahahahahaha
11:05:55 <Steven> Class score
11:06:01 <Steven> Paladin -25
11:06:04 <Hydrazine> heh.
11:06:16 <Hydrazine> Shame theres no delicious pathfinder today.
11:06:19 <Mort-> I was -17 for paladin
11:06:23 <Hydrazine> But I should be good tomorrow.
11:06:24 <Mort-> Ask mekkis
11:06:25 <Steven> monk -19
11:06:31 <Mort-> Want me to text? :p
11:06:33 <Hydrazine> I got monk -19 too.
11:06:41 <Mort-> He said no promises
11:06:45 <Hydrazine> I'll be eating dinner, back soom.
11:06:56 <Hydrazine> You can skype ring me if something's up.
11:07:23 <Mort-> Can't play atm
11:07:31 <Mort-> On the way to the pool
11:07:41 <Mort-> Then I'm going to swim
11:09:07 <Mort-> I say mekkis is ln
11:10:22 <Steven> who knows, but my scores are fuckin insane son!
11:10:35 <Mort-> I'm clumsy
11:10:43 <Mort-> Though i am actually a good jumper
11:11:08 <Mort-> Id say I'm agile but not coordinated
11:11:30 <Mort-> I sort of loved jumping on the bed
11:11:35 <Mort-> It was like flying
11:11:39 <Mort-> High jump too
11:12:01 <Mort-> Well after i broke the bed my mom told me not to do it anymore
11:12:10 <Steven> to make those stats, ide have to have a 45 point buy
11:12:18 <Mort-> Lol
11:12:37 <Mort-> Even a 20 point buy would be better then my stats
11:12:41 <Steven> for the skull and shackles im starting up
11:12:57 <Steven> my friend joe rolled his stats before finding out how we were doing ability scores
11:13:17 <Steven> and ended up with 18, 18, 16, 16, 15 13
11:13:18 <Mort-> Haha
11:13:29 <Steven> and i was like yeah, no we doing point buy.
11:13:55 <Mort-> I think i prefer point buy
11:14:10 <Mort-> Highest stat for our druid in home game is 15
11:14:14 <Steven> which made him sad, but my buddy josh way happy cause he rolled a 14, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10
11:14:16 <Mort-> He rolled terribly :d
11:14:29 <Mort-> He looked at his stats
11:14:37 <Mort-> Then went wtf should i do
11:14:55 <Steven> kick ass!
11:14:56 <Mort-> Then i said. Druid get animal companion.
11:15:04 <Steven> jerry brought me beer!
11:15:13 <Mort-> Since only core allowed
11:15:21 <Mort-> No synthesists
11:15:25 <Mort-> And fancy stuff
11:15:31 <Steven> oatmeal stout.... i love that sam is away for another two days
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11:16:10 <Steven> that way, tomorow we can end up cleaning hte house and she wont know i spent tonight drinking
11:16:42 * Mort- is about to jun into the yatm
11:16:45 <Mort-> Water
11:17:07 Mort- is now known as morttheswimmingmur
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11:51:40 <Steven> mmmmmmm spit so tasty
11:59:16 <Mekkis> .
12:00:53 <Brunius> . indeed
12:01:39 <morttheswimmingmur> Yay!
12:01:58 * morttheswimmingmur is a wetmur
12:02:11 <Brunius> Why are you using your phone while wet
12:02:18 <Brunius> That can't be good for your phone
12:02:18 morttheswimmingmur is now known as mortthewetmur
12:02:45 <mortthewetmur> I wiped my paws dry with a towel
12:03:06 <Mekkis> when you read "paypalobjects", do you think it's referring to an object that's part of paypal, or do you think that Paypal's objecting to something?
12:03:17 * mortthewetmur bumps mekkis with her head
12:03:32 <Brunius> an object that's part of paypal
12:03:45 * mortthewetmur licks mekkis face
12:03:58 <mortthewetmur> Hydra is having dinner but he is on skype
12:04:20 <mortthewetmur> Ok i should go and take a bath and get myself dry
12:04:53 <mortthewetmur> Free rpg day released dawn of the scarlet sun
12:04:53 <Mekkis> I feel uneasy when there's a lemure around me...
12:05:04 <mortthewetmur> Seems like its a pretty dangerous module though
12:05:07 <Mekkis> who's been known to torture and kill people
12:05:11 <mortthewetmur> Hey. I'm a lemur
12:05:16 <mortthewetmur> Not a lemure
12:05:25 <mortthewetmur> There is no e.
12:05:31 <Mekkis> l'mure?
12:05:39 <mortthewetmur> No!
12:05:43 <mortthewetmur> Lemur
12:05:44 <Mekkis> l'mur
12:05:48 <Mekkis> lmur
12:05:52 <mortthewetmur> No e at the end
12:06:09 <mortthewetmur> I think the l'mur sounds nice
12:06:11 <mortthewetmur> :d
12:06:43 <mortthewetmur> And come on mek.
12:06:59 <mortthewetmur> You weren't any better that night
12:07:33 <Hydrazine> 38 point buy.
12:07:53 <Mekkis> the next letter I send should be addressed to "Mort, the Evil, Racist Lemure"
12:08:05 <Hydrazine> No no.
12:08:36 <Hydrazine> Sir Mort, Paladin of Saranrae.
12:08:49 <Mekkis> *Gnomish Paladin
12:09:15 <mortthewetmur> I don't have pally class levels!
12:09:32 <mortthewetmur> That test showed -17 for paladin
12:09:50 <mortthewetmur> And I'm an elf!
12:10:07 <Mekkis> -17?
12:10:12 <mortthewetmur> Yeah
12:10:20 <mortthewetmur> We went to get sorted
12:10:45 <mortthewetmur> Your talking to a 2 ranger/1 sorc elf ln here
12:11:09 <Mekkis> link?
12:11:16 <mortthewetmur> And hydra
12:11:17 <mortthewetmur> Its sarenrae
12:11:17 <mortthewetmur> Get the names right ffs
12:11:51 <mortthewetmur> easydamus.com/character.html
12:12:48 <mortthewetmur> But since her teachings are of mercy. And of renewal. I'm not issuing a challenge because you got her name wrong
12:13:01 <mortthewetmur> So. Just please get it right the next time?
12:13:09 * mortthewetmur flashes a winning smile
12:18:14 <Hydrazine> Dork.
12:18:26 * mortthewetmur grins
12:23:43 <Mekkis> wow
12:24:02 <Mekkis> doing that question in respect to Grolschmir was surprisingly accurate
12:24:15 * mortthewetmur gives mekkis puppy eyes and rolls over showing her belly
12:24:19 <Mekkis> the race was wrong
12:24:23 <mortthewetmur> Ah
12:24:23 <Mekkis> alignment was correct
12:24:25 <mortthewetmur> What race
12:24:34 <mortthewetmur> Class levels?
12:24:48 <mortthewetmur> I did it with respect to myself
12:25:08 <mortthewetmur> Not while in any of my characters
12:25:52 <Mekkis> it really stuffed up the race
12:26:04 <Mekkis> and the class
12:26:09 <Mekkis> it got the Fighter bit
12:26:12 <Mekkis> not the druid bit
12:26:49 <Mekkis> got the level right
12:30:22 <mortthewetmur> Ah ok
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12:30:52 <Mort-> I'm not wet now
12:31:22 <Mort-> Walking home
12:34:32 * Mort- thinks mekkis is an ln wizard.
12:34:43 <Mort-> As in person.
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12:39:06 * Mort- tail twitches
12:39:11 <Hydrazine> So.
12:39:43 <Mort-> Whassup
12:40:00 * Hydrazine shrugs.
12:40:28 <Hydrazine> Huh, so there is a way to get a barbarian with double greatswords.
12:41:11 <Mort-> Titan mauler/monkey grip?
12:41:20 <Hydrazine> monkey grip is gone.
12:41:35 <Hydrazine> Jotungrip is a titan mauler class feature..
12:43:03 <Mort-> Ah ok i sometimes see things different
12:43:06 <Hydrazine> In 3.5, you could have a barbarian with monkey grip and the weightless magical weapon mod, and swing two huge greatswords.
12:43:17 <Mort-> Ok. Go alchemist
12:43:22 <Mort-> Get extra pair of arms
12:43:32 <Mort-> Wield happily
12:43:35 <Mort-> Or syn.
12:43:40 <Hydrazine> Bloody syns.
12:43:56 <Mort-> Hey. We purr.
12:44:25 * Mort- twitches
12:46:02 <Mort-> I sort of view syns as a way of giving your eidolon class levels
12:46:21 <Mort-> And you sort of double your hp in the process
12:47:23 <Mort-> I'm wondering if you can get the rogue who was polymorphed concept as a syn
12:47:42 <Mort-> Except that you're permanently polymorphed
12:48:02 <Mort-> But each rogue level you take takes stuff out of your suit
12:48:18 <Mort-> I don't mind the cl loss. I mind the lowered evolutiop
12:48:35 <Mort-> And inability to get some evos due to low level
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12:49:31 <Mort-> Hello
12:49:44 * Mort- jumps on boomeret
12:49:54 <Mort-> Mekkis - you around?
12:50:02 <BoomerET> Wha, huh? Oh, it's you. Hi Mort.
12:50:16 <Mort-> Hi boomer!
12:50:40 * Mort- has a pfs itch
12:51:08 <Steven> i hear they have a cure for that.
12:51:17 <Mort-> Really?
12:51:22 <Mort-> What kind of?
12:52:36 * Mort- pokes mekkis
12:52:51 * Mort- jumps up and down on mekkis
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12:54:16 * Mort- sighs some
12:54:44 <Steven> i dont know if it would work for you.
12:55:14 <Steven> You refuse to pay respects to any of the gods of Golarion and the cure is divine.
12:56:54 <Mort-> Screw it steven. No god is going to tell me what to do!
12:59:17 <Steven> you are so blinded by prejudices its not even funny.
13:00:56 * Mort- just cbfked to respond to mort baiting
13:02:11 <Steven> cbfked? is that even a word?
13:02:52 <Mort-> Can't be
13:02:58 <Mort-> In short
13:03:18 <Mort-> You're clearly trying to bait me
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13:07:12 <Hydrazine> Hmm.. serpent eidolon with the final embrace set..
13:07:39 <Avatar> what is the final embrace set
13:08:02 <Mort-> I did consider a grappler to ride
13:08:12 <Hydrazine> has to do with constrict. 3 feat chain. Starts by letting you constrict up to your size, ends by doubling constrict dice.
13:08:23 <Mort-> That's the only way you can do the pick someone up from the ground
13:08:52 <Mort-> And drop that guy next to the next guy
13:08:58 <Hydrazine> Huh. The Glorious Heat feat errata isn't official. Curious.
13:09:17 <Hydrazine> half move speed though.
13:09:22 * Mort- hangs up banner lf pfs crack
13:09:25 <Mort-> I know
13:09:36 <Mort-> So you have to be fking fast to do it
13:09:39 <Hydrazine> Stealth makes me kind of sad.
13:10:12 <Mort-> I tried running some calculations but it would take too long just to get enough height to do damage
13:10:20 <Hydrazine> The idea of a crossbow wielding rogue crouching in a bush, picking off his foes..
13:10:24 <Mort-> It makes pretty pictures but isn't really practical
13:10:27 <Hydrazine> It sounds cool, And just doesn't quite work.
13:11:00 <Mort-> Try one level of oracle of water
13:11:10 <Mort-> With water sight
13:11:31 <Mort-> Then think of ways to get your private smoke cloud following you
13:11:33 <Hydrazine> The necessity to take non-rogue classes to make this work only shows that it doesn't work.
13:12:28 <Mort-> I just gave you ways to make it work
13:12:47 <Mort-> But frankly i feel that i know little about meleeing
13:13:38 <Mort-> Tell me about combat styles and I'm clueless
13:13:56 <Mort-> I think I've even forgotten grapple rules
13:19:56 <Hydrazine> You would.
13:20:15 <Hydrazine> Its simple. If your a spellcaster and you aren't greased, you're probably going to have a bad day.
13:20:40 <Mort-> As a spellcaster. I don't want anything near me
13:35:08 <Hydrazine> So a while ago my I got my sister to sign a document saying she would no longer ask me to wash dishes for her.
13:35:44 <Hydrazine> And she comes in tonight asking me to wash dishes. So I pulled it out, and she gets all mad about it. Whats the point of getting her to sign it in the first place if I don't use it?
13:37:26 <Mort-> Lol
13:37:33 <Mort-> I wish i were like you :(
13:37:41 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, it DOES work
13:37:47 <Mekkis> with a LOT of effort
13:37:49 <Mort-> My brother keeps pushing stuff on me :(
13:37:56 <Mort-> And i can't say no
13:38:07 <Mekkis> it's a -20 to stealth
13:38:37 <Mort-> Its like i spent my school days doing dishes and all that stuff
13:38:39 <Mort-> :(
13:38:52 <Mort-> Being a girl and all :(
13:39:24 <Mort->
13:39:27 <Mort-> .. ....
13:40:18 <Mort-> Time to practice profession cook!
13:40:34 <Mort-> toasted salmon in butter and Italian herbs coming up!
13:41:09 <Mort-> Should have let it have a day to season though.
13:41:13 <Mort-> Too late now :(
13:42:09 <Hydrazine> Why can't you say no?
13:42:28 <Mort-> Everytime i try to tell people no
13:42:31 <Mort-> i step on someone's toes
13:42:48 <Mort-> I hate stepping on peoples toes
13:43:10 <Mort-> Besides since my brother was always ahead of me in terms of education
13:43:31 <Mort-> My parents would say oh he is more busy then you
13:43:39 <Mort-> So.
13:43:48 <Mort-> I still end up doing the dishes
13:44:13 <Avatar> tell them you are busy studying trying to get a better education
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13:44:34 <Mort-> Oh well.
13:44:37 <Avatar> tell them you are busy studying trying to get a better education
13:44:55 <Mort-> Well he will say he is busy
13:45:04 <Avatar> then you can say you are busy
13:45:16 <Mort-> They say someone has to help
13:45:27 <Avatar> then it's onto plan B
13:45:29 <Avatar> taking turns
13:45:32 <Mort-> And since he is in high school and you're in elementary school
13:45:38 <Mort-> He never takes turns
13:45:43 <Avatar> then you don't either
13:45:49 <Mort-> So he is more busy then you
13:46:00 <Avatar> you sound a bit like you want to wash them
13:46:04 <Mort-> Mom will say but i can't be doing all the dishes alone
13:46:14 <Mort-> Well i don't like offending people
13:46:16 <Avatar> tell her to ask your brother because he is less busy than you
13:46:23 <Avatar> he is offending you though
13:46:28 <Mort-> And i have a soft heart
13:46:32 <Mort-> I won't disagree
13:46:46 <Mort-> He was like the sux to be joo attitude
13:46:49 <Mort-> Lol
13:46:52 <Avatar> don't let him walk on you
13:47:06 <Steven> seriously mort. Feminisim did cross the pacific
13:47:16 <Avatar> lol
13:47:25 <Mort-> He does. But again he holds all the game cds :(
13:47:34 <Mort-> Its blackmail...
13:47:46 <Steven> so buy some of your own. Women are allowed to own things last i checked.
13:47:46 <Mort-> Oops ^^
13:48:08 <Mort-> I didn't know where to get them back then
13:48:23 <Steven> i dont personally agree with the policy, but hell that feminism is a bitch.
13:48:52 <Mort-> But probably I'm too easy to ask around
13:49:15 <Mort-> Mom has admited she usually doesn't ask him because its easier to get me to do things
13:49:34 <Mort-> He has more ranks in bluff - act busy then i do :p
13:49:54 <Steven> then put some ranks in diplomacy
13:49:58 <Mort-> I've done a few sneaky things my parents don't know about though
13:50:08 <Steven> aso, im slightly-moderately drunk.
13:50:11 <Steven> also even
13:50:15 <Mort-> Don't have ranks in that and i have negative cha mod
13:50:17 <Mort-> Oh
13:50:42 <Mort-> Damn it i saw a sausage dog
13:50:56 <Mort-> And i haven't had lunch yet
13:51:04 <Mort-> Its making me feel hungry
13:52:10 <Steven> wait.... negative cha mod means you're ugly. You shouldnt think like that about yourself. Be confident!
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13:55:03 <mortswishytail> Urk
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13:59:10 <Brunius> Negative cha mod doesn't necessarily mean you're ugly
13:59:20 <Brunius> It might mean you have disgusting habits
13:59:30 <Brunius> Or that you have difficulty making friends
13:59:41 <Brunius> There are various ways to explain a neg cha mod without being ugly
14:01:37 <Ballig> it could just mean you're Mort
14:04:01 <Steven> okay so unatractiveness, but still. she should be more confident
14:07:10 <Mort-> Oh dear
14:07:14 <Mort-> Of all people to appear on this
14:07:27 <Mort-> I just put my salmon into the toaster
14:07:53 <Mort-> I do have difficulty making friends because i don't have normal hobbies so to speak
14:07:55 <Mort-> But oh well
14:08:52 <Brunius> At my school, not having normal hobbies is pretty much a prequisite for making friends
14:09:10 <Brunius> Apparently a bunch of the guys at my dad's work play 40k, too
14:09:32 <Brunius> Be confident Mort-!
14:09:37 <Steven> PFS is totaly a normal hobbie!
14:09:46 <Brunius> You can do this!
14:09:59 <Mort-> Gawd. Someone put all their stuff on my bed
14:10:03 <Brunius> Run PFS for your coworkers!
14:10:07 <Mort-> Damn it i want my bed back!
14:10:14 <Mort-> Gotta be kidding
14:10:16 <Brunius> So put the stuff elsewhere
14:10:21 <Mort-> Just did.
14:10:31 <Mort-> Right on the piano stool
14:10:31 <Brunius> ...so what's the problem?
14:11:07 <Mort-> That they would assume i wouldn't be using my bed
14:11:28 * Mort- fluffs herself into a huff
14:13:33 <Mort-> Actually playing d3 down here seems like a normal hobby
14:13:40 <Mort-> So does mahjong
14:13:41 <Brunius> Sigh
14:13:45 <Brunius> d3?
14:13:48 <Brunius> Really?
14:13:50 <Mort-> But i don't think ill get into d3 much
14:14:06 <Mort-> Yeah my brother and all his collegues are playing
14:14:30 <Mort-> I mean once you'd got through the game once its enough right?
14:14:37 <Mort-> Story wise is the same
14:14:48 <Mort-> I'm occasionally playing my brothers demon hunter
14:15:03 <Mort-> But for story purposes only. So i play at normal difficulty
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14:17:54 <mortswishytail> Oh welcome
14:17:55 <mortswishytail> Well
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14:18:15 <Mort-> Ok
14:23:41 <Mort-> Salmon is cooked just right
14:23:43 <Mort-> :)
14:23:46 <Brunius> mmm, salmon
14:27:52 <Mekkis> SEND ME SOME
14:27:56 <Mekkis> damn caps
14:31:14 <Mort-> Too late
14:31:16 <Mort-> All eaten
14:31:25 * Mort- purrs
14:31:57 <Mort-> The trick is this
14:32:12 <Mort-> Buy the tail slice of the salmon
14:32:31 <Mort-> Then reason it with 1 teaspoon of salt
14:32:46 <Mort-> Shake some Italian herbs over it and white and black pepper
14:33:08 <Mort-> If you can take chilli and have chili powder
14:33:10 <Mort-> Shake some over too
14:33:27 <Mort-> Massage the seasoning in
14:33:58 <Mort-> Then cut a teaspoon worth of salted butter into 5 pieces and put it on the salmon
14:34:19 <Mort-> Toast for 5 min in a small toaster. Let it stay for 5 more minutes
14:34:27 <Mort-> Then toast for another 5 min
14:34:45 <Mort-> And your salmon is just right
14:34:54 * Mort- purrs again
14:35:22 <Mekkis> proof that Mort's not a lemur, she's a lemure
14:35:54 <Mort-> Why?
14:36:04 <Mort-> Is toasting salmon wrong?
14:37:01 <Mekkis> lemurs don't eat salmon
14:37:18 <Mort-> Uh this one does
14:37:27 <Mort-> This one also has kitty traits
14:38:35 <Brunius> I think everything that spaceshot doesn't agree with is retarded
14:38:49 <Brunius> According to him
14:39:17 <Mekkis> I would agree with that assumption
14:39:24 <Mort-> And i don't want to be a lemure.
14:39:33 <Mekkis> I am surprised it took you this long to find out
14:39:48 <Mort-> What did that sentence mean
14:40:04 <Brunius> It was only him saying "It's still retarded" 5 times in the last 20 minutes that really drove the point home
14:40:14 <Mort-> Anything that spaceshot doesn't agree with is retarded?
14:40:21 <Mort-> But we all have different views
14:41:04 <Mort-> If I'm a lemure. A wandering paladin called mincedsushi will smite me :(
14:41:26 <Mort-> Heck. Another one called caleth might do it too :(
14:41:38 <Mort-> Then no more morts
14:44:25 <Steven> oh man.... so many rares on d3
14:47:12 <Mort-> Now for a hard boiled egg with fish gravy
14:47:16 <Mort-> Pretty mixed up lunch
14:47:58 <Brunius> I should probably have lunch at some point
14:48:32 <Mort-> Lol
14:48:42 <Mort-> You don't feel hungry?
14:48:47 <Mort-> Again i went swimming
14:48:56 <Mort-> It always makes me feel hungry
14:49:43 <Mort-> Actually mek. Even if you told mincedsushi i was a lemure and need a smite evil. He wouldn't believe you :d
14:50:04 <Steven> i almost burnt my fried chicken i got caught up in d3
14:50:11 <Mort-> And even if he believed you. He would try to redeem me
14:50:22 <Mort-> Don't cook and game at the same time
14:50:26 <Mort-> You'll fk up
14:50:57 <Mort-> The last time i toasted salmon while pfsing it ended up over cooked
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15:07:27 <Mort-> Urk
15:10:36 <Mort-> Ended up with poached egg instead of hard boiled egg instead
15:11:00 <Mort-> Oops.It was supposed to be boil the egg for 10 min
15:11:13 <Mort-> And not put the egg in boiling water for 10 min
15:15:02 <BoomerET> Want to know how to make the 'perfect' hard-boiled egg?
15:15:20 <BoomerET> Put eggs in pot (I use a big pot, about 12 eggs).
15:15:29 <BoomerET> Single layer of course.
15:15:42 <BoomerET> Fill with cold water to 1" over top of eggs.
15:16:04 <BoomerET> Set on 'High', and when the water starts boiling, set timer for 3 minutes (do not cover).
15:16:06 <Brunius> That's 25.4mm for us
15:16:18 <BoomerET> 2.54cm :)
15:16:34 <BoomerET> After 3 mins, take off burner, and set timer for 8 minutes.
15:16:56 <BoomerET> At end of 8 minutes, put in sink, and run under cold water for two minutes, pouring off hot water a few times.
15:17:18 <BoomerET> Best to use eggs that are a couple weeks old, they'll peel a lot easier than fresh eggs.
15:17:46 <BoomerET> That's how I make the best damn deviled eggs on the planet.
15:17:55 <BoomerET> No more green or grey yolks.
15:18:07 <BoomerET> (Which happens when you over-cook the eggs)
15:19:50 <Mort-> Ooh
15:20:09 <Mort-> Unfortunately i ended up with a poached egg instead
15:20:40 <Mort-> I never get a green or grey yolk
15:20:46 <Mort-> Just a runny one
15:20:52 <BoomerET> Yum
15:21:11 <BoomerET> Over easy w/ bacon on a double-toasted english muffin :)
15:22:24 * Mort- likes bacon
15:22:57 <Mort-> Maybe i shall try to learn how to use map tools
15:26:19 <Avatar> Uptime: 1day 21hrs 4mins 26secs
15:35:07 <BoomerET> I've been playing with Fantasy Grounds, and liking it more and more.
15:36:43 <Mort-> Fantasy grounds?
15:41:34 <Hydrazine> We have some very spiky spiders here.
15:42:00 <Brunius> We have the funnelweb spider and the tasmanian tiger.
15:42:16 <Hydrazine> Australia has the craziest animals.
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15:43:45 <Brunius> Damn right
15:48:08 <BoomerET> Hell, when I was in Australia, I remember seeing the biggest damn bats in my life. We had one kid, Jeremy, that we swore if two of the bats teamed up they could carry him off. They were freakin' huge.
15:49:15 <BoomerET> Mort: http://www.fantasygrounds.com
15:49:32 <Hydrazine> I saw a koala. And their claws. My god, those claws.
15:50:41 <BoomerET> We had our picture taken with them. They said to stand still, and they'd put the Koala in our arms, take the picutre, then remove it.
15:51:20 <BoomerET> and the damn kangaroos. We had bags of food for them. What do they do? They come up to you, take the bag, dump out the food, then eat the bag.
15:51:38 <BoomerET> Ranger told us they had to have new bags made because of it.
15:52:16 <Hydrazine> So on our way, down under, we had a guy, funny guy, see, he joked that his goal was to kick a koala's ass.
15:52:57 <Mort-> Not hard getting up to the koala
15:53:05 <Hydrazine> And the yeomans came out with this crossword of australian animals. Which became known as his hit list.
15:53:07 <Mort-> They are slow
15:53:22 <Hydrazine> Slow because they sleep like 18 hours a day.
15:53:37 <Hydrazine> But they can long jump like 10 feet.
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15:55:04 <Mort-> I bet i could get to one
15:55:10 <Mort-> And kick its asr
15:55:14 <Mort-> Ass
15:56:05 <Hydrazine> Sure you could. I reckon though, that immediately after, it would claw your face off.
15:56:47 <Hydrazine> You know they have two thumbs? For extra grip on faces for ripping them off?
15:57:25 <Hydrazine> I wonder if Sansa Stark ever actually does anything.
15:58:28 <Mort-> I think it would run
15:59:34 <Hydrazine> Sure it would.
15:59:37 <Hydrazine> With your face.
15:59:59 <BoomerET> I'd like to see a Koala fight Tyrion Lannister ;)
16:00:14 <Hydrazine> But Tyrion's cool.
16:00:23 <Hydrazine> Sic it on someone like Ser Loras.
16:00:50 <Hydrazine> Arm him with a rubbery sex toy or something appropriate.
16:02:20 <Hydrazine> You watching it, reading, or both?
16:03:51 * Mort- thinks hydra thinks too much of animals
16:03:52 <Mort-> Most would rather run
16:04:03 <Mort-> Then hang around to pick fights
16:05:28 <BoomerET> I watched the first season, haven't started watching Season 2 yet.
16:05:58 <Hydrazine> Ain't read em then?
16:10:10 <Mort-> Oof
16:10:15 * Mort- sweats using her brain cells
16:10:23 <Hydrazine> Whats up, Mort?
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16:16:49 <mortswishytail> Sorry
16:16:52 <mortswishytail> Hydra
16:17:01 <mortswishytail> Wait for reset
16:17:18 * mortswishytail chases mort off
16:17:39 <mortswishytail> Hey get out you
16:17:43 <mortswishytail> Faster!
16:18:16 * mortswishytail kicks mort-
16:19:53 <BoomerET> Well, time to turn in. Have a great weekend everyone.
16:20:14 <Hydrazine> Later Boomer.
16:20:23 <mortswishytail> Night
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16:36:59 <Hydrazine> I have pictures of lepidoptera.
17:02:24 <Mort-> !throw 1d20
17:02:25 <diebot> Mort-, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
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18:29:16 <Urist> Hey guy, just a little update to those who are interested, they killed my pig :(
18:29:28 <MekkisScreen> oh no
18:29:29 <Urist> hey guys*
18:29:39 <MekkisScreen> now you'll need to get another one
18:29:45 <Urist> yeah my dm took a disliking to it
18:29:47 <MekkisScreen> and reteach it tricks
18:29:58 <Urist> yeah but i can get another one
18:30:51 <MekkisScreen> I might run something in two hours time, if people are here
18:30:53 <Urist> well as we dont know how much time passes in between scenarios and it was a pf game not pfs
18:31:07 <Urist> we= i
18:31:28 <Urist> so it didnt count?
18:32:53 <Urist> alright im off to the con, good luck everyone
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18:33:01 <MekkisScreen> Did you fry the carcess?
18:36:57 <MekkisScreen> i SHOULD CRATE UP mORT
18:39:01 <Mort-> I'm sorry urist
18:39:04 <Mort-> Damn it
18:39:18 <Mort-> I never got to say goodbye to coze :(
18:39:52 * Mort- cries
18:40:02 <Mort-> Mekkis
18:40:02 <Mort-> I'm not human
18:41:18 <MekkisScreen> TTT
18:41:28 <MekkisScreen> hmmm
18:41:42 <MekkisScreen> but how much do you fetch!?
18:41:50 <MekkisScreen> or are you a gnome
18:42:01 <Mort-> I'm a lemur!
18:42:11 <Mort-> And actually quite a fair bit
18:42:20 <MekkisScreen> cool
18:42:25 <Mort-> Mouse lemurs are exotic animals for pets
18:42:34 * Mort- fluffs her fur proudly
18:42:44 <MekkisScreen> I'll ship you to the slave pits of Absalom
18:42:53 <MekkisScreen> or maybe to the Blakros family
18:42:57 <Mort-> I think you can count me as a tiny animal
18:43:16 <Mort-> Id rather go to the blakros family i think
18:43:36 <Mort-> They owe me a favor for freeing their daughter
18:43:49 * MekkisScreen is cooling a fish
18:44:08 <Mort-> What fish?
18:44:10 <Hydrazine> Miz Blakros has no taste.
18:44:11 <Mort-> Cooking?
18:44:22 <Mort-> I say they owe me a favor
18:44:23 <MekkisScreen> cooking*
18:44:27 <MekkisScreen> snapper
18:44:28 <MekkisScreen> r
18:44:34 <Mort-> Good taste
18:44:53 <Mort-> Firm texture and decent flavor
18:45:07 <MekkisScreen> I'm covered in scales
18:46:05 <Mort-> Cool
18:46:37 * Mort- pads over to the mekkis and starts examining the scales
18:46:53 <Mort-> I think mouse lemurs are tiny
18:46:57 <Mort-> But i rather be small
18:47:06 <Mort-> Else i don't have reach
18:47:47 <Mort-> I don't want to go to the slave pits of absalom
18:47:53 <Mort-> They might cook me :(
18:48:01 <MekkisScreen> standard aussie thing:
18:49:11 <Mort-> ?
18:49:36 <Mort-> Fry it then dribble malt vinegar on it?
19:00:48 <Hydrazine> boil em up, mash em up, stick em in a stew!
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19:26:08 <Mort-> You have no taste hydra
19:37:54 <Hydrazine> I have great taste.
19:37:59 <Hydrazine> Alot of it involves potatoes.
19:40:05 <Mort-> About fish you don't
19:41:04 <Mort-> Can't believe my cousin thought it was a good idea to leave the door and gate unlocked with my uncle fiddling with his bike out there
19:41:33 <Mort-> If my dad ever caught me leaving the gate and door unlocked i would get a firing
19:43:18 <Mort-> Its about as bad as sitting in his car without a seat belt
19:59:12 <Hydrazine> Did I really hear something about some gaming?
20:14:00 <MekkisScreen> IRC on big screen
20:14:57 <MekkisScreen> grill on bbq while drinking beer
20:15:20 <Hydrazine> Sweet!
20:15:23 <Hydrazine> What kinda beer?
20:16:09 Shango is now known as shan
20:17:06 shan is now known as Shango
20:17:34 * Mort- tail twitches
20:17:49 <Mort-> When was it since you last slept hydra?
20:18:48 <Hydrazine> Not long enough that I couldn't play some sweet pfs.
20:18:56 <Mort-> Haha
20:19:01 <Mort-> I'm ready any time
20:19:15 * Mort- tail twitches
20:19:33 <Mort-> Need one more though
20:20:00 <Mort-> If we really run out of healers i can get grull with clw wand
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20:26:13 * Mort- is on lurk and nose in book mode
20:33:44 <Steven> or you could play a cleric
20:33:46 <Steven> ready go go
20:34:20 <Mort-> No need
20:35:34 <Steven> Mort i will give you 1000 edollars if you make a cleric and play it.
20:35:59 * Mort- cbfked
20:36:07 <Steven> what is cbfked?
20:37:05 <Mort-> Can't be fked
20:51:43 <Avatar> what is fked?
20:54:47 <Mort-> The f word
21:01:09 <Avatar> what f word?
21:01:24 <Hydrazine> Fusilage.
21:18:58 <Steven> fornication?
21:24:19 <Mort-> Urgh i finished my book
21:24:26 <Hydrazine> What was it?
21:24:44 <Mort-> Blue dragon
21:26:27 <Steven> i should probably go to bed huh? its 430am
21:26:40 <Steven> oh hey mort
21:26:58 <Mort-> What?
21:27:01 <Steven> Jerry says play a cleric!
21:28:47 <Steven> lol he says if you dont he is going to cry on you
21:29:01 <Steven> fat crocodile tears that taste like lemon
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21:34:32 <mortswishytail> He doesn't even know me
21:34:45 <Steven> yeah, which is why we are laughing over here
21:34:51 <Steven> i love my room mates.
21:35:08 <Steven> he bought me beer, she cooked dinner, and now we are all drunk
21:35:27 <Steven> I probably shouldnt have started drinking again, but its so tasty
21:37:59 <mortswishytail> How can jerry talk to a person he has never met
21:38:07 <mortswishytail> Ffs
21:40:30 <Steven> easy, hes sitting right next to me, and i told him you have a thing about clerics
21:41:00 <Steven> and he was like, Well tell mort she should play a cleric, or ill cry fat crocodile tears that taste like lemon
21:41:15 <Steven> its pretty easy
21:41:51 <Steven> See we suffer(?) from an overabundance of confidence and on top of that we are drunk
21:41:53 <Steven> lol
21:42:14 <Steven> which means we dont care if we know people or not
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21:43:06 <Mort-> Ok you guys are drunk and need dunking
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21:43:38 <Mort-> And more accurately i have a thing with divine casters
21:44:05 <Steven> a beer dunking?
21:44:11 <Steven> that sounds pretty sweet
21:44:14 <Steven> ill drink my way out
21:45:56 <Steven> Monks of the Healing hand seem boss as all get out!
21:46:12 <Steven> at level 11 they can use all their ki and cast raise dead
21:46:16 <Steven> thats freakin boss toss
21:51:29 <Mort-> The final ability is sad though
21:51:44 <Mort-> Its a great way to go..but sad
21:51:57 <Mort-> The capstone ability
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21:52:10 <Mort-> Xup
21:53:55 <Steven> yeah but when would you ever get to use that in pfs? like never ever ever cause the level cap is 12 for scenarios
21:54:15 <Steven> so who gives a crap about the lvl20 ability
21:54:40 <Steven> thats like lamenting a build for fighters that gives up their auto crit ability
21:54:44 <Mort-> Just thinking home campaign
21:54:50 <Mort-> But anyway
21:54:54 <Mort-> Not too practical
21:55:04 <Mort-> Firstly the only time that would be of any use
21:55:13 <Mort-> Is when you really tpw or close to
21:55:26 <Mort-> In that case. The monster probably can do it again
21:55:36 <Brunius> Yo Steven
21:55:37 <Mort-> But it makes great story telling material
21:55:44 <Mort-> Mekkis
21:55:47 <Mort-> You there?
21:55:52 <Steven> i think its pretty awesome, oh darn, the cleric died in the last fight... well this sucks games over... oh wait whats the monk doin... oh nothing just being a total freakin baws!
21:56:15 <Brunius> Steven, could you ask Jerry which tastes better - Canadian or Australian bacon?
21:56:17 <Steven> *punch to the chest* cleric alive...
21:56:31 <Steven> He says American Bacon!
21:56:33 <Steven> lol
21:56:43 <Brunius> THAT WASN'T AN OPTION
21:56:57 <Steven> We are drunk. We care not for your options!
21:57:34 <Mort-> Seriously anyone with umd can do that kind of trick
21:58:15 <Brunius> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy_TB6onHVE
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21:59:20 <Steven> Mort, you miss the point yet again. Its not that anyone with UMD can do it, its that a MONK can do it
21:59:35 <Steven> just Bam, right there, no problem at all.
22:00:03 <Steven> brunius what am i watching?
22:00:07 <Hydrazine> Does this make you actually want to play a monk, Steven?
22:00:08 <Mort-> Uh huh
22:00:43 <Brunius> Deadly animals in australia!
22:01:05 <Steven> I already built a monk Hydra
22:01:15 <Steven> Its a Zen archer
22:01:17 <Hydrazine> Not the same thing.
22:01:30 <Steven> Dont be hatin on the zen archer mang!
22:01:31 * Mort- has no interest in monking
22:01:52 <Mort-> Or monkeying
22:02:10 <Hydrazine> Hating on it? It works. I just wish the rest of the class worked so well.
22:03:53 <Steven> ive noticed monks really only ever have problems at the begining of their careers, after like 4-5 levels they do really well
22:04:17 <Steven> Had somebody play in a game i Gmed the other day with an AC of 29 at level 4
22:04:47 <Hydrazine> What else does he do?
22:05:13 <Hydrazine> Hes not crane style, is he?
22:05:32 <Steven> He was some flowing monk
22:05:46 <Steven> I was nice, i only killed one person
22:05:59 <Steven> but i could have killed 3 people
22:06:26 * Mort- yawns and feels like a sleepy mur. At 8 pm ffs.
22:06:28 <Steven> Ghasts are nasty business when people dont send light in ahead of them
22:06:50 * Mort- shudders
22:06:57 <Steven> barb just walked right into the area after making a bunch of noise in the previous room
22:06:57 <Mort-> One of those things i fear.
22:07:10 <Mort-> But why would light help
22:07:12 <Steven> so 3 ghasts charged him
22:07:38 <Steven> got hit with 3 ghoul fever and paralyzed twice
22:07:38 * Mort- dislikes ghasts and ghouls
22:07:53 <Mort-> Sucks to be on front with a +1 fort save
22:08:01 <Steven> one of them rolled a nat 20 on his initiative
22:08:07 <Steven> so on the next round, they couped his ass
22:08:07 <Mort-> :(
22:08:08 <Mort-> But do what you must when you must
22:08:22 <Mort-> Urk
22:09:01 <Steven> and he was pissed and was like wtf steve, and i was like well next time you should have a light source go in ahead of you. None of them said they had torches out and it hadnt mattered untill the rogue with the ioun stone torch was in the back of the group
22:09:15 <Mort-> But what does light have to do with it
22:09:27 <Mort-> You don't see them?
22:09:36 <Steven> Well it was a small room, and if they had thrown in a torch or something, they could have been like, oh hey check it out ghasts
22:09:42 <Steven> but nope barb just walked right in
22:10:06 <Mort-> Anyway for me its like either my characters have dark vision or they have an ioun stone torch on them
22:10:51 <Mort-> I wonder if someday someone will sunder that torch
22:10:52 <Mort-> There is also a torch helm/shield option?
22:10:53 <Mort-> Btw hydra. For trade goods - there is a spear thrower
22:10:59 <Mort-> Like i told you there was
22:11:12 <Mort-> Double range increments of thrown stuff
22:11:54 <Hydrazine> Theres also ammentum, which don't cost a damn thing.
22:12:06 <Hydrazine> Or affect my throwing speed.
22:13:05 <Mort-> Hm
22:13:19 <Mort-> i didn't see ammentum
22:13:24 <Steven> ok i think im going to go pass out
22:13:26 <Steven> hey hydra
22:13:43 <Steven> keep it classy baby
22:15:21 <Mort-> Ah
22:23:58 * Mort- curls her tail around herself
22:27:09 <Avatar> not that you have one
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22:28:18 <Brunius> One of the girls in my class thinks she's a cat.
22:28:22 <Brunius> It's quite peculiar.
22:34:56 <mortswishytail> Well
22:34:57 <mortswishytail> I think I'm a mouse lemur
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23:26:01 * Bartgroks looks around
23:29:27 <Mort-> ?
23:33:12 <Brunius> Sup Bartgroks
23:36:22 <Brunius> Night mentlegen
23:36:25 <Brunius> And mort.
23:38:46 <Mekkis> Steven, a monk hydra?
23:38:51 <Mekkis> that sounds interesting
23:39:01 <Mekkis> I want to try that!
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