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31:03 * Mort- shudders
31:13 <Brunius> Why are you shuddering
31:16 <Mort-> Back and heading home
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41:17 <Mort-> I'm around and heading home
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45:09 <Mort-> Just been to the graveyard and back
46:40 * Mort- wags her vagaries
46:41 <Mort-> Vagaries
46:43 <Mort-> Tail
46:46 <Mort-> Argh
54:00 <Mort-> Amk
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02:36 <EricMcG> Has the game started?
02:37 <Mort-> Im around i suppose avatar
02:55 <Mort-> Hydra is on skype too
03:02 <Mort-> Im headed home atm
03:11 <Mort-> You can find him
03:30 <Mort-> Im checking spell config
05:29 * Mort- nibbles avatar
05:38 <Avatar> we only had one acceptance
05:50 <Mort-> Hydra said he is ok
05:59 <Mort-> Go find him on skype
06:03 <Mort-> Now I'm ok too
06:12 <Avatar> are you serious
06:19 <Mort-> I'm done with round 1 of zombie apocalypse
06:22 <Avatar> how come we have 4 people now even though 1 person accepted
06:23 <Mort-> Well headed home
06:30 <Mort-> So i can play heh
06:58 <EricMcG> I have a 4th level cleric looking to play up, I didn't want to take slot from someone else
07:17 <Avatar> you need a 5th level character
07:20 <Avatar> you can play a 7th level pregen
07:33 <Avatar> but the credit has to go to a new 1st level character with 500gp
07:42 <Mort-> Now I'm reading up on chill touch and spectral hand rules
08:03 <Mort-> I need to read spectral hand rules
08:27 <Mort-> I'm not an evoker
08:49 <Mort-> And actually none of my characters deal with the dead well
09:14 <Mort-> Trying to twist mort a bit to deal with the dead better
09:25 <EricMcG> I've played 3 games with 7th pregen Kyra. I just can't seem to get that last mission for 5th level.
09:27 <Ballig> you can apply the credit to a character once it gets to level 7, can't you
09:31 <Mort-> How does that damn spectral hand work?
09:45 * Mort- looks puzzled
10:03 <Mort-> How does it attack. Like a bow ?
10:50 <Mort-> I intended to walk into this with all the undead bane stuff
11:04 <EricMcG> It is used fro touch attacks
11:09 <Mort-> Control undead. Command undead
11:21 <Mort-> Yeah but must the hand physically go there
11:32 <Mort-> In order to deliver the touch spell ?
11:37 <EricMcG> OK, I have pregern Kyra 7th level ready
11:39 <Mort-> Or it works like a bow
11:45 <Mort-> Find hydra
11:50 <Mort-> On skype
11:55 <Mort-> Someone dig him out please
12:04 <Mort-> I can't tank for shit
12:08 <Avatar> I can't find where the PFS guide talks about pregens
12:22 <EricMcG> It actually travels to the target and touches and stays there as far as I know
12:27 <Mort-> What?
12:44 <Mort-> Means next round the target can swot it down?
12:50 <EricMcG> yes
12:58 <Mort-> Text says that it comes back to you after delivering the speak
12:59 <EricMcG> that's why it has HP
13:00 <Mort-> Spell
13:06 <Mort-> Oh man I'm so screwed
13:14 <Mort-> Reach rod?
13:26 <EricMcG> Thisi show my friend uses it, I haven't looked at thedetails
13:49 <Mort-> Even if it came back to you after delivering the spell
14:05 <Mort-> Its the aoo provoking issues too
14:25 <EricMcG> It's tiny, so hard to hit
14:25 <Avatar> If you play 
14:26 <Avatar> a non-1st-level pregenerated character, you can apply 
14:26 <Avatar> the credit to your character as soon as she reaches the 
14:26 <Avatar> level of the pregenerated character played. You may also 
14:26 <Avatar> opt instead to apply the credit from the non-1st-level 
14:26 <Avatar> pregenerated character played to a newly created character 
14:26 <Avatar> with the GP gained reduced to 500 GP (or 250 for characters 
14:26 <Avatar> using the slow advancement track). 
14:35 <Avatar> p4 under getting started
15:07 <Mort-> And it has 4 hp max wtf?g
15:51 <Mort-> Stoopid spell
17:14 <EricMcG> It's AC22 and ethereal, it may never get hit
18:00 <EricMcG> Or you can use it to bitch slap stupid cratures to get the to use their AoO
18:02 <Mort-> Some one get hydra
18:28 <Mort-> Every npc has +1 weapons ffs
20:46 <EricMcG> 2nd level spell, what do you want? Still touch attacks usually do a world of hurt without much risk to you
21:11 <Mort-> That was the point
21:23 <Mort-> I'm not wading into melee to..
22:47 <EricMcG> I take it we're not talking about your Magus then?
23:11 <Mort-> I'm a wizard first an foremost
23:33 <Mort-> At the very core of what i am I'm a wizard
24:10 <Mort-> Even my magus is not the very happy wade into the fray sort
24:41 <Mort-> Ok damn it find that hydra.
26:29 <Mort-> Trying to call him
26:57 <N2H4> huh?
27:01 <N2H4> I was watching the game!
27:06 <N2H4> My team won.
27:07 <Mort-> What?
27:11 <Mort-> We haven't started
27:18 <N2H4> last game of basketball playoffs.
27:19 <Mort-> We can run now we have enough people :p
27:23 <Mort-> Oh ok
27:42 <Mort-> As in I'm free so we have like 4 people here :p
27:48 <Mort-> Wee!
28:05 <Mort-> Now how does chill touch and spectral hand Wesley
28:07 <Mort-> Work
28:37 N2H4 is now known as Hydrazine
28:39 <Hydrazine> So.
31:28 <Mort-> Yell at avatar
31:41 <Mort-> Get our adventuring boots
31:43 <Mort-> And start partying
31:59 <Mort-> Erib.
32:01 <Avatar> Hydrazine: are you in
32:10 <Hydrazine> Partying? I've been party. I'm a wee bit tipsy.
32:11 <Mort-> He definitely made noise
32:14 <Hydrazine> Sure, I'll play.
32:19 <Mort-> Lol
32:24 <Mort-> Lowest level
32:28 <Hydrazine> 5-9? That means Jerus.
32:34 <Mort-> And let me adjust spells
32:43 <Mort-> Enlarge person?
32:56 <EricMcG> I have Kyra 7th level
32:57 <Avatar> pm me the the usual details
33:09 <Avatar> minimum of PFS number and faction
33:23 <Avatar> EricMcG: have you got CA
34:09 <EricMcG> Never used it, Maptools mostly
34:17 <Hydrazine> Send on skype?
34:22 <Hydrazine> I have trouble with DCCs.
34:24 <EricMcG> It is installed though
34:26 <Avatar> get CA unstable on the site
35:06 <EricMcG> It's up, parameters?
35:42 <Avatar> I'll give you the IP when it's ready
35:58 <Hydrazine> We got all kinds of people today huh?
37:59 ChanOP gives channel operator status to Avatar
38:07 Avatar gives voice to Ballig EricMcG Hydrazine Mort-
38:15 Hydrazine is now known as Jerus
39:10 <Mort-> Waiting for mirc to stop showing that i haven't registrdd
39:15 <Mort-> I can play like this for non
41:11 <Avatar> well register :P
41:23 <Avatar> do /msg nickserv register <password> <email>
41:34 <Avatar> you've only been here, what, a year
41:39 <Avatar> or two
41:40 <Mort-> No
41:46 <Mort-> The copy of mirc
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41:52 <Avatar> oh
41:53 <Mort-> Registering costs money!
41:58 <Mort-> Nubs
42:12 <Avatar> MincedSushi: not too late if you want to join in
42:21 <MincedSushi> For what?
42:25 <Avatar> you only die twice
42:30 <Jerus> Sushipants!
42:31 <Jerus> Play with us!
42:32 <MincedSushi> TO low xD
42:35 <Avatar> you can use a 7th level pregen and apply credit when you get to 7th level
42:36 <Jerus> ...Balls.
42:40 <Jerus> Play a 7 pregen.
42:41 <Avatar> or apply it to a newly created 1st with 500gp
42:42 <Jerus> We need the firepower.
42:54 <MincedSushi> 0_o
42:55 <Avatar> I don't think we'll be started before 2pm
43:03 <MincedSushi> Fine~
43:06 <MincedSushi> I'll join
43:07 <Avatar> still waiting on ballig and EricMcG as well
43:14 Avatar gives voice to MincedSushi
43:26 <EricMcG> I'm here, what do you need?
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43:33 <Jerus> Your SOUL!
43:33 <MincedSushi> So waht's this about apllying credit to new char?
43:35 <Mort> screw this
43:40 <Mort> Im using hydrairc
43:41 <Mort> for now
43:43 <Avatar> pm me your PFS number and faction
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43:58 <Mort> do you want me to go blaster?
44:08 <Mort> Im a cc (living) speclailist
45:43 <Mort> so long since i played mort damnit
46:56 <MincedSushi> hehe
50:27 MincedSushi is now known as Ezren
50:33 <Ezren> GOing wizard :D
50:37 <Jerus> Its Ezzy!
50:47 <Ezren> Aww yaa~
50:53 <Ezren> LEt's do this thing!
50:58 <Avatar> get on skype
51:14 <Mort> Im a wizard btw
52:20 <Ezren> Wizard buddies!
52:27 * Mort is a little timid wizard
52:27 <Mort> lol
52:48 <Avatar> 203.214.41.179
52:51 <Avatar> for CA
55:59 <Avatar> who's Kyra on CA
56:18 <Mort> prolly eric
56:20 <Mort> Im M and its BLUE
56:21 <Mort> as usual
56:28 <Jerus> Orange!
57:19 <Avatar> mort I need your details
58:09 Avatar gives voice to Mort
59:14 <Mort> I cant get it
59:16 <Mort> give it ot me on skype
59:32 <Avatar> has everyone got their faction missions
59:40 <Avatar> yours is waiting on skype mort
00:29 <EricMcG> yes
00:54 <Mort> lookin at it
01:19 <Mort> k faction mission that makes sense
01:21 <Mort> wooopie!
01:56 <Mort> my dad is vacuuming the floor
02:01 <Mort> (oh dear)
02:08 <Mort> go and find the ballig
02:12 <Mort> he was the only one who clicked accept
02:13 <Mort> lolz
02:19 <Mort> and we all gate crashed
02:34 <Mort> In a way I sort of wish kalara/grull were of the right level for this..
02:37 <Mort> but htey arent and too bad so..
02:44 <Mort> yep wizzie form
03:00 <Mort> aww she's so cute
03:00 <Mort> :D
03:25 * Avatar removes voice from Ballig
04:00 <Avatar> A booming voice calls out from the wood-paneled office’s open doorway. “Welcome! Welcome my friends! Please. Have a seat.” The speaker, Venture-Captain Ambrus Valsin, points to a number of chairs around his desk. He sounds friendly, but his smile seems forced.
04:32 <Avatar> “I’m not one for beating around the bush, so let me lay it out for you. Three weeks ago, we lost contact with an expedition of Pathfinders sent into Geb, led by a researcher from Absalom named Joktan Heth. He and the other members of his group were magically disguised as undead creatures and tasked with recovering an ancient tome known as the Testament of Geb, purported to be a scholarly 
04:33 <Avatar> treatise on the creation of new types of undead—intended specifically for use on the battlefield. Joktan’s mission was to sneak into the country, locate the Testament, and bring it back to the Vaults. He’s overdue and we fear the worst. We need you to undergo the same process of disguise, infiltrate Geb, and learn the whereabouts of Joktan, his team, and most of all, the Testament. Pathfinders, 
04:33 <Avatar> time is of the essence. If that book falls into the wrong hands, it could destabilize the entire Inner Sea region. We need that book and we have the utmost faith that you’ll do what’s necessary to make sure we get it.
04:33 <Avatar> “Any questions?”
04:39 <Jerus> "Mornin, Venture Cap'n. What sorta danger we gettin' into today?"
05:19 <Mort> "Will it hurt? Turning into undead?"
05:42 <Jerus> "Wait now, so we didn't learn a damn thing? If it didn't work the first time, why would ya try the same damn trick again?"
06:14 <Avatar> “The Society has in its possession an item known at the Chalice of Undeath. When used, it gives a creature the semblance of undeath, while the creature remains alive and maintains full control of its soul. Our experiments here show that until the process is reversed—by drinking from the chalice again—you will have the semblance and aura of an undead, and be affected by magic that also affects 
06:14 <Avatar> undead. Be warned that healing magic that affects living creatures will hurt you while you are in this state, just as it would any true undead.”
06:51 <Mort> (so it means we cant use CLW wandS?)
06:54 <Ezren> "Oh good."
07:06 <Mort> (but will it harm us or not?)
07:17 <Mort> (oh so we need negative energy wands?)
07:24 <EricMcG> Stay at least 30 ft from me at all times
07:41 <Mort> "Is there any other choice then doing that?"
07:45 <Mort> "There are other disguise spells"
07:50 * Mort looks at the chalice dubiously
09:03 <Jerus> "So what sort of advantage we got over the last bunch you sent, other than knowin' they didn't come back? Because doin' the same thing that ain't workin' don't sound too smart."
09:04 <Avatar> EricMcG: which class are you
09:06 <EricMcG> can you tell me command to change nickname
09:11 <Jerus> ./nick
09:15 EricMcG is now known as Kyra
10:10 <Mort> "I dont really like the idea of turning into undead"
10:21 <Mort> "how long will the disguise last?"
10:30 <Ezren> "It'll only last awhile."
10:34 <Kyra> can we get Cause Light Wounds wandsÉ
10:40 <Ezren> "Till we drink formt he chalice again."
10:46 <Mort> "you'll want the inflict light wounds wands"
10:57 <Mort> "And probably channeling would be a very bad idea"
11:02 <Avatar> "We simply don't know what's become of Joktan's team. It's your job to go in and find out."
11:21 <Mort> "Where were they last seen"
11:27 <Mort> "And how will we approach the city?"
11:34 <Kyra> Buy ILW wand (from pregen cash)
11:57 <Mort> (I have enough money for inflict light wounds if need)
12:15 <Kyra> Positive channelling, I will not change this on principle
12:34 <Mort> (no worries)
13:05 <Kyra> I`ll swap the CLW wand for ILW wand
13:29 <Avatar> "...until you drink from the chalice again."
14:00 <Kyra> I don;t suppose we can take the chaliceÉ
14:14 <Jerus> "So we're supposed to figure out what happened to the other guys, and bring back the book? That about it?"
14:20 <Mort> "Will we gain undead immunities?"
14:21 <Avatar> "The chalice absolutely must stay here, in case you fail your mission, or in case it falls into the wrong hands."
14:55 <Ezren> "Anything else we should know before we go?"
15:12 <Avatar> "You'll be like an undead creature, save for your personalities."
15:37 <Ezren> "THen I'm ready"
15:44 * Mort winces audibly
15:53 <Jerus> "Don't like this much. Reminds me o' somethin'..
16:04 <Mort> "Jerus - if I do turn into a monster..please end it as quickly and painlessly as possible"
16:30 <Jerus> "How do I tell the difference from how ya usually are?"
16:37 <Mort> "If I seem to be different"
16:40 * Jerus grins at Mort.
16:42 <Mort> (what knowledge?)
16:52 <Kyra> command?
16:55 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 local
16:56 <diebot> Mort, local: [1d20=6] 15
17:00 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 religion
17:00 <diebot> Mort, religion: [1d20=4] 13
17:09 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+10 religion
17:09 <diebot> Kyra, religion: [1d20=13] 23
17:15 <Mort> I cant here you
17:17 <Mort> its very noisy
17:25 <Mort> k so what ohter kowledge
17:27 <Mort> I have all konwledges
17:37 <Mort> done both
17:53 <Avatar> Geb is a nation ruled by the undead. Intelligent undead have the same rights as the living (or even more), and the kingdom uses other undead as a form of cheap labor and as expendable, renewable soldiers in the country’s armies.
18:00 <Avatar> Because of the nation’s dependence and promotion of undeath, the faithful of Pharasma, goddess of death, often conduct raids into the country in an attempt to destabilize it, to destroy unholy sites, and eliminate the undead abominations that call Geb home.
18:06 <Avatar> Living creatures need to be careful while in Geb since they can become conscripts in the army, or used as sustenance for the various types of undead within the kingdom.
19:01 <Jerus> IDENTIFY
19:09 <Jerus> I'll be brave and be the first to drink.
19:15 <Jerus> "Bottoms up, right?"
19:21 * Mort takes the chalice as well
19:38 * Mort looks for a bed to collapse on
19:46 * Ezren drinks when it's his turn.
19:57 <Mort> "Eww..."
20:09 <Kyra> My turn then
20:11 <Ezren> "That's unpleasent."
20:47 <Mort> "I feel..tainted..somehow"
20:59 <Jerus> !save btaoo: 1d20+18 trip on AoO
20:59 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+18 trip on AoO saved as @btaoo
21:11 <Mort> bite is full sterngth
21:12 <Mort> yeah
21:22 <Mort> bite is at full strength. remember your claws
21:27 <Mort> with strenght mod too
21:46 <Mort> (hey jerus would prolly love being undead heh..)
21:59 <Jerus> Can't claw with a 2h weapon.
22:01 <Mort> ah k so no mind affecting and stuff?
22:06 <Mort> you can use 2 handed
22:08 <Mort> you have hands right?
22:12 <Jerus> But I could drop it and claw the hell out of something if I had to.
22:19 <Mort> manufactured + natural weapons, natural weapon take -5 penalty
22:20 <Mort> fyi
22:38 <Mort> its pretty cool really once you learn about claws
22:46 <Mort> and -5 attack penalty
23:10 <Ezren> "SO how we gettiung there?"
23:13 <Avatar> “The Society will teleport you to an isolated position in north-central Geb, near the city of Graydirge but not near enough that anyone should see you suddenly arrive. From there you will need to head toward Corpselight, a small farming town to the east of the city. Joktan was convinced the Testament of Gebwas there and that’s where any clues as to his fate will be found. Once your mission is 
23:13 <Avatar> completed, send word via this magic token and we will have you teleported back to Skyreach.”
23:21 <Jerus> "Huh. I get it now. Anyone else got a sudden cravin' for brains?"
23:31 <Mort> "I feel wrong"
23:39 <Mort> "We may need a disguise to enter the city"
23:48 <Jerus> "Mort, you wanna hold that? He said the M-word."
24:07 * Mort takes the token
24:19 * Mort gives Jerus her wayfinder
24:22 <Mort> Inflict light wound wand
24:24 <Mort> but did anyone buy it?
24:27 <Jerus> "Whats this thing do?"
24:28 <Kyra> Cloaks to cover our faces?
24:34 <Mort> (its lead blades)
24:38 <Jerus> "Huh."
24:41 <Mort> "Makes weapons nastier"
24:52 <Mort> familiar
24:54 <Mort> weasel
24:58 <Mort> anything ahppens?
25:28 <Mort> defintiely
26:08 <Mort> wherse ballig lolz
26:11 <Mort> nuuubbb
26:36 <Jerus> "So. I keep gettin' these flashbacks of snow, and cold..."
26:51 <Avatar> The world materializes into a hazy swamp, the few plants within as dry and colorless as one would expect in a nation ruled and inhabited by the undead. Ghostly pale moonlight provides illumination and a mournful wind blows slowly from the south, carrying with it the unmistakable sickly sweet scent of long-dead flesh mixed with newly spilt blood. Only the sound of rustling brush breaks the tomblike 
26:52 <Avatar> silence.
27:22 <Jerus> "Ya know how they say the grass is always greener, yeah? Well.. It ain't."
27:33 <Jerus> "Anyone know where we're goin'?"
27:34 <Ezren> "Not so bad yet."
28:05 <Mort> "Urgh..Id say its swampier on the ohter side"
28:11 <Jerus> "Well, far as swamps go.. Guess it ain't so bad. Lets go, huh?"
28:19 <Mort> Blue M
28:19 <Jerus> Med Orange
28:22 <Mort> mage armor flick it on
28:25 <Mort> once we get to desitination
28:28 <Ezren> White
28:49 <Kyra> Red
28:51 <Mort> (hey we get paranoid wizzies)
28:57 <Mort> PINK:D
29:02 <Kyra> pink
29:10 <Mort> yayyyyy! I luv pink.
29:16 <Mort> well defintley not enough to take it haha
29:20 <Ezren> Purples better :P
29:23 * Jerus takes his hammer out.
29:27 <Jerus> "I don't think I like swamps."
29:38 <Jerus> @perc
29:38 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=16] 21
29:45 <Mort> !throw 1d20+2 perception
29:45 <diebot> Mort, perception: [1d20=6] 8
29:52 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+4
29:53 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1 Skill - Perception
29:53 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20+4: [1d20=18] 22
29:54 <diebot> Ezren, Skill - Perception: [1d20=2] 3
30:29 <Jerus> "Folks comin' this way. Over there."
30:32 * Jerus points
31:01 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+2 Skill - Stealth
31:01 <diebot> Ezren, Skill - Stealth: [1d20=13] 15
31:24 <Jerus> "Wait now, if we look like regular old undead, can't we just.. blend in?"
31:42 <Jerus> !throw 1d20-3 stealth
31:42 <diebot> Jerus, stealth: [1d20=8] 5
31:46 <Kyra> !throw 1d20-4 stealth
31:47 <diebot> Kyra, stealth: [1d20=11] 7
32:11 <Kyra> Sculking isn't going to work
32:36 <Ezren> Ez to N19
33:08 * Jerus nods.
33:12 <Jerus> "Mornin'."
33:27 <Mort> sorry was afk
33:30 <Mort> "Its night"
33:31 <Ezren> "Takin, a walk."
33:39 <Mort> "We're here on business"
33:40 <Kyra> Travelling East if it your business to know!
33:46 <Mort> (shit cant you guys think of a proper disguise?)
34:02 <Mort> (or do you want me ot do shit just for kicks)
34:08 <Avatar> "What business...?"
34:36 <Mort> "We are here to purchase some books"
34:55 <Mort> (Im a wizard. I told you..)
34:55 <Jerus> "Rare books. Hard to find ones, these books."
34:57 * Jerus nods.
35:08 <Mort> (besides its not too hard to think of undead hoarding lore)
35:16 <Avatar> "Is this some sort of a joke?"
35:17 <Mort> (better then selling spices or whatever..)
35:22 <Mort> "You have a library right?"
35:26 <Jerus> "She brings me along because shes scared of her own shadow."
35:27 <Mort> "And Im here to study necril"
35:32 <Avatar> "hnnngg"
35:42 <Kyra> Why should we be talking to the likes of you undlerling?
35:54 <Avatar> mort: roll bluff
36:02 * Ezren shakes his head. 
36:05 <Mort> argh
36:09 <Mort> !throw 1d20+0 bluff
36:09 <diebot> Mort, bluff: [1d20=12] 12
36:50 <Mort> "I speak many civilized tongues"
36:56 <Avatar> "I think it's time you bowww down to your superior and then commme with me."
36:57 <Mort> "Abyssal, infernal, celestial.."
37:10 * Mort gets this bookworm look
37:20 <Kyra> I would if she were here
37:45 * Ezren readies a flask of holy water to throw.
37:46 <Kyra> You should bow down and beg forgiveness
37:59 <Jerus> "I think, we're gonna get on our way, and you're gonna leave us alone about it, yeah?"
38:06 <Kyra> for delaying us
38:07 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+2 intimidate!
38:08 <diebot> Jerus, intimidate!: [1d20=19] 21
38:19 <Mort> (you want xyn for that..)
38:28 <Mort> (but she isnt here. I cant imagine what she would do..)
38:39 <Avatar> they move to attack
38:42 <Avatar> roll initiative
38:43 <Mort> screwed
38:45 <Mort> k lets go for it :D
38:50 <Jerus> @init
38:50 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
38:54 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 initiative
38:54 <diebot> Mort, initiative: [1d20=10] 13
39:01 <Ezren>  !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
39:06 <Kyra> !thow 1d20 initiative
39:08 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
39:09 <diebot> Ezren, Initiative: [1d20=17] 19
39:13 <Mort> what do I know aobut them
39:15 <Kyra> !throw 1d20 initiative
39:15 <diebot> Kyra, initiative: [1d20=15] 15
39:16 <Mort> knowledge religion check
39:39 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+10 religion
39:40 <diebot> Kyra, religion: [1d20=8] 18
39:56 <Jerus> @will
39:56 <diebot> Jerus, will save: [1d20=4] 3
40:17 <Kyra> !throw 1D20+10 Will
40:22 <Mort> also is it vs fear?
40:24 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+8 Save - Will
40:24 <Mort> I tink he may get bonuses
40:25 <diebot> Ezren, Save - Will: [1d20=18] 26
40:32 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 will save
40:32 <diebot> Mort, will save: [1d20=2] 7
40:50 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+10 will
40:51 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 religion
40:51 <diebot> Kyra, will: [1d20=13] 23
40:52 <diebot> Mort, religion: [1d20=1] 10
43:12 <Jerus> @taoo
43:13 <diebot> Jerus, trip on AoO: [1d20=3] 19
43:13 <Jerus> @taoo
43:14 <diebot> Jerus, trip on AoO: [1d20=11] 27
43:53 <Mort> what are those things anywya those light red things
44:16 <Ezren> they're skeletons
44:20 <Avatar> it's Ezren's turn
44:36 <Ezren> holy flask at e 15
44:48 <Ezren> r15
45:50 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+11
45:51 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+11: [1d20=14] 25
46:20 <Ezren> !throw 1d6
46:20 <diebot> Ezren, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
47:40 Fish has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
49:25 <Kyra> !throw 4d6 channel
49:26 <diebot> Kyra, channel: [4d6=1,1,2,5] 9
50:32 <Kyra> !throw 2d6 channel
50:33 <diebot> Kyra, channel: [2d6=3,4] 7
51:58 <Mort> 9 +7?
52:03 <Mort> where did 16?
52:06 <Mort> oh
52:45 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
53:00 <Mort> 5 ft step back, swift action pull out enlarge person from wirst sheathe and cast enlarge person on jerus
53:03 <Mort> end turn
53:08 <Mort> 5 ft step west
53:13 <Mort> I got tons of those scrolls anwyay
53:34 <Mort> yes
53:37 <Mort> assuming no one interupts me
53:39 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
54:00 <Jerus> power attack the hell out of #2!
54:05 <Jerus> @pa
54:05 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=15] 28; damage: [1d12=11] 27
54:10 <Jerus> Dead?
54:11 <Jerus> Cleave.
54:12 <Jerus> @pa
54:13 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=14] 27; damage: [1d12=12] 28
54:41 <Mort> I dont use spells actually
55:15 <Jerus> move in at him
55:33 <Jerus> trip!
55:41 <Mort> aoo..
55:43 <Jerus> @taoo
55:43 <diebot> Jerus, trip on AoO: [1d20=8] 24
56:26 <Mort> if you tried to wd its a full round action
56:41 <Mort> well u didnt tell us about it lolz
57:31 <Mort> itll make the fight go differently
57:47 <Jerus> "Huh."
58:14 <Mort> "Damn..he got away"
58:22 <Mort> "he might report to his superiors"
58:42 <Ezren> !throw 1d4+1
58:43 <diebot> Ezren, 1d4+1: [1d4=1] 2
58:45 <Ezren> !throw 1d4+1
58:45 <diebot> Ezren, 1d4+1: [1d4=3] 4
58:47 <Mort> more hten that
58:48 <Mort> btw
58:50 <Mort> youre level 7
59:06 <Mort> are you casting fro mscroll
59:10 <Mort> or castingfrom spell?
59:22 <Jerus> I'll be back in just a second.. I need to get some water. This boozahol is getting me.
59:26 <Mort> kk
00:02 <Mort> lewt then
00:35 <Ezren> "I hope he doesn't tell whomever is around what we look like."
00:46 <Ezren> "That would be a shame."
01:08 <Jerus> "Don't think he could tell 'em much beyond he lost some men to a undead lass and some guy with a hammer."
01:18 <Kyra> We warned him not to bother us, but he chose poorly.
01:30 * Ezren shrugs 
01:37 <Jerus> "Didn't I say somethin' like that? Huh."
01:39 <Ezren> "What's passed is passed"
01:46 <Mort> "They will be on the alert"
01:55 <Mort> "And we'd better come up with a better cover story"
01:59 <Kyra> Man, this place is dead
01:59 <Mort> "Good god"
02:22 <Ezren> "Says the one who was looking for books."
02:28 <Jerus> "Don't reckon we have the manpower to really fix thus, huh?"
02:33 <Mort> "What else would you tell undead"
02:35 <Ezren> "Food would have been better miss."
02:43 <Mort> "They dont NEED sustenance"
02:44 <Kyra> Maybe we can save a few though
02:54 <Mort> "Besides who doesnt aspire to be a lich here"
03:01 <Jerus> "They don't? Just do this for the flavor then?"
03:05 * Jerus points.
03:09 * Ezren looks at you like you're crazy
03:19 <Mort> "Its a full city of undead"
03:30 <Kyra> and living slaves
03:31 <Mort> are they humans btw?
03:31 <Jerus> "We should probably stop making a scene of ourselves though. We'll keep our eyes open for an opportunity, hm?"
03:33 <Mort> Im semi afk eating
03:52 <Mort> are those people tending the cattle humans?
04:05 <Mort> avatar
04:11 <Mort> - I ened to kwo if they are human or not
04:18 <Kyra> I thought the humans were the cattle
04:21 <Mort> Oh
04:22 <Mort> k
04:26 <Mort> its time to convince them to get out :D
04:45 * Mort walks into the town?
04:53 <Mort> I mean the town where the huamn were cattle?
05:29 <Mort> what clerics
05:31 <Mort> holy symbol what?
06:08 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+10 knowledge religion
06:09 <diebot> Kyra, knowledge religion: [1d20=10] 20
06:27 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 knowledge religion
06:27 <diebot> Mort, knowledge religion: [1d20=10] 19
06:47 <Mort> (they're good guys damnit)
07:17 <Mort> (yes which its so damn sad)
07:23 <Mort> [12:17] <@Avatar> Geb is a nation ruled by the undead. Intelligent undead have the same rights as the living (or even more), and the kingdom uses other undead as a form of cheap labor and as expendable, renewable soldiers in the country’s armies.
07:24 <Mort> [12:17] <@Avatar> Because of the nation’s dependence and promotion of undeath, the faithful of Pharasma, goddess of death, often conduct raids into the country in an attempt to destabilize it, to destroy unholy sites, and eliminate the undead abominations that call Geb home.
07:24 <Mort> [12:18] <@Avatar> Living creatures need to be careful while in Geb since they can become conscripts in the army, or used as sustenance for the various types of undead within the kingdom.
07:24 <Mort> [12:18] <+Jerus> IDENTIFY
07:27 <Mort> that part yeah
07:37 <Mort> no that was from what I rmeemberd earlier
07:38 <Mort> I alwyas take notes
08:00 <Mort> (thats so damn sad..)
08:21 <Mort> (that yes.)
08:24 <Mort> (If its possible)
09:01 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
09:02 <diebot> Ezren, Initiative: [1d20=13] 15
09:30 <Kyra> !throw 1d20 initiative
09:30 <diebot> Kyra, initiative: [1d20=13] 13
09:32 <Jerus> @init
09:33 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
09:39 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 initiative
09:40 <diebot> Mort, initiative: [1d20=9] 12
10:49 <Mort> (this is horribly sad..)
11:00 <Jerus> @perc
11:00 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=10] 16
11:14 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1 Skill - Sense Motive
11:15 <diebot> Ezren, Skill - Sense Motive: [1d20=15] 16
11:20 <Mort> !throw 1d20+0 sense motive check
11:20 <diebot> Mort, sense motive check: [1d20=11] 11
11:25 <Kyra> !thro1 1d20+3 SM
11:25 <Jerus> !throw 1d20-2 sense motive
11:26 <diebot> Jerus, sense motive: [1d20=19] 17
11:31 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+3 SM
11:32 <diebot> Kyra, SM: [1d20=16] 19
12:00 <Kyra> "he's confused, we should talk
12:08 <Mort> "I dont want to harm them either"
12:15 <Ezren> "Quickly, take the humans and go. Before they see you."
12:20 <Kyra> Show my holy sysmbol and chaneel possitive
12:28 <Mort> (not in the damn place...)
13:45 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+14 dip
13:46 <diebot> Kyra, dip: [1d20=7] 21
14:05 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6 aid diplo
14:05 <diebot> Mort, aid diplo: [1d20=5] 11
14:12 <Mort> "We're not what we seem to be"
14:49 <Avatar> "Halt, men!"
14:51 <Kyra> We can help spread confusion while you save the iving
14:58 <Avatar> "Something's amiss here. What's going on!"
15:18 <Mort> "Take these humans and flee - they deserve better"
15:37 <Avatar> "That doesn't answer my question!"
15:42 <Jerus> "Hell of a disguise, ain't it? Go on, take 'em and get. Maybe we can help."
15:50 <Avatar> "What are you!"
15:54 * Ezren nods
16:06 <Jerus> "Me? I'm human. That one's really an elf."
16:17 <Mort> "Thank you"
16:22 <Ezren> "Pathfinders, here on a covert."
17:11 <Kyra> Move 30' from me
17:25 <Avatar> "A what?"
17:52 <Jerus> "We're spies, mate. Glad to see someone tryin' to help."
17:58 <Ezren> "We're here undercover. I can't say much more than that."
18:04 <Mort> I back away far away from kyra
18:24 <Mort> doulbe move yeah
18:27 <Jerus> "I was just thinkin' that we don't quite have the manpower to make a big stand here ourselves..."
18:38 <Avatar> "You'll tell me everything or you'll see your undead spleen on the end of my mace!"
18:53 <Kyra> channel positive
19:28 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+4 @avatar
20:36 <Kyra> He's not going ofr it, let's flee in terror
20:42 <Jerus> "Just did. We're here, we're spies. Mostly human. Can't tell ya much more'n that."
21:10 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1 Skill - Sense Motive
21:10 <diebot> Ezren, Skill - Sense Motive: [1d20=16] 17
21:22 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1 Skill - Sense Motive @Avatar
21:28 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 iniatitive sigh
21:28 <diebot> Mort, iniatitive sigh: [1d20=16] 19
22:34 <Ezren> !throw 7d6
22:34 <diebot> Ezren, 7d6: [7d6=1,5,6,6,2,6,5] 31
22:46 <Mort> (m ygod..)
23:07 <Mort> (depressing..morts really friendly)
24:13 <Mort> (please go and fireball xyniel..)
24:19 <Mort> (She has evasion..)
24:28 <Jerus> move 4N, draw hammer on the way, put it into this priest. Or try really hard to atleast.
24:32 * Jerus sighs.
24:33 <Jerus> @pa
24:34 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=8] 21; damage: [1d12=8] 24
24:36 <Mort> (But sicne she isnt a syn pally her saves arent that good)
25:13 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
25:52 <Kyra> !throw 1d20-4
25:52 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20-4: [1d20=7] 3
27:01 <Kyra> !throw 1d6+3
27:02 <diebot> Kyra, 1d6+3: [1d6=2] 5
27:09 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
27:19 <Mort> move to G7 fire a longbow at 2
27:31 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 longbow shot
27:31 <diebot> Mort, longbow shot: [1d20=1] 6
27:34 <Mort> missed anwyay
27:35 <Mort> end turn
27:51 <Kyra> Does Pharasma restrict membershipt to idiots?
28:16 <Jerus> @will
28:16 <diebot> Jerus, will save: [1d20=1] 0
28:20 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 will
28:20 <diebot> Mort, will: [1d20=12] 17
28:25 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+10
28:26 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20+10: [1d20=12] 22
28:33 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+9 Save - Will
28:33 <diebot> Ezren, Save - Will: [1d20=6] 15
28:56 <Avatar> Kyra takes 7 damage, everyone else 14
29:17 <Mort> include familiar?
29:25 <Mort> (does channle hit a familiar in the bag?)
29:52 <Jerus> @taoo
29:52 <diebot> Jerus, trip on AoO: [1d20=20] 36
30:10 <Jerus> @aoo
30:11 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=16] 30; damage: [1d12=3] 19
30:36 <Avatar> it's Ezren's turn
31:10 <Mort> 1d4+1 per missile
31:14 <Mort> but at 7 you get 3 missiles
31:22 <Ezren> !throw 4d4+4
31:22 <diebot> Ezren, 4d4+4: [4d4=2,4,2,4] 16
32:02 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
32:07 <Jerus> hammer the priest, hopefully, and bite the other guy!
32:14 <Mort> lol bite..
32:14 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+13 Hammer attack; 1d12+16 damage; 1d20+6 bite attack; 1d6+3 damage
32:14 <diebot> Jerus, Hammer attack: [1d20=11] 24; damage: [1d12=1] 17; bite attack: [1d20=12] 18; damage: [1d6=5] 8
32:18 <Mort> man..
32:31 <Mort> (do you like that? biting?)
32:34 <Jerus> 5ft S
32:50 <Ezren> ((Biting is always fun ^_~))
32:57 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
33:25 <Kyra> what do you think this is?
34:13 <Mort> no its standard
34:16 <Mort> but you cannot take aoos on total defense
34:35 <Avatar> it's mort's turn
35:38 <Mort> I get socks to run as far from me as possible
35:57 <Mort> then shoot at number 2
36:02 <Mort> south
36:20 <Mort> okay if so then socks can stay on me and Ill shoot at number 2
36:28 <Mort> yeah I dont want to get my familiar screwed
36:32 <Mort> not yet. :D
36:43 <Mort> should be +7 btw
36:44 <Mort> I rarely shoot
36:52 <Mort> !throw 1d20+7 bow
36:53 <diebot> Mort, bow: [1d20=1] 8
36:56 <Mort> nothing to say
36:59 <Mort> then move 30 ft away back
37:01 <Mort> in a hurry lolz
37:09 <Mort> cab try
37:22 <Mort> far bottom
37:23 <Mort> then
37:31 <Mort> yeah
38:08 <Mort> Im not standing ther to take positive energy
38:53 <Kyra> I have one question, Pharasman...Why haven't I animated your comrade to fight you?
39:25 <Jerus> @aoo
39:25 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=5] 19; damage: [1d12=9] 25
40:20 <Mort> touch attack I think
40:33 <Avatar> dealing 25 damage
41:33 <Mort> u cant.. anwyay
41:44 <Mort> ( I feel distintively untankish)
42:18 <Avatar> it's Ezren's turn
43:16 <Mort> the one on jerus youll take some peanlty into firing into melee
43:24 <Mort> unless youre aiming the priest
43:36 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+5
43:36 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+5: [1d20=11] 16
43:50 <Mort> touch ac
44:01 <Ezren> !throw 4d6
44:02 <diebot> Ezren, 4d6: [4d6=5,3,4,2] 14
44:11 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+5
44:12 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19
44:15 <Ezren> !throw 4d6
44:15 <diebot> Ezren, 4d6: [4d6=3,1,6,4] 14
44:31 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
45:13 <Jerus> 5ft S and crush this guy.
45:18 <Jerus> @pa
45:18 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=5] 18; damage: [1d12=6] 22
45:54 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+6 bite; 1d6+3 damage
45:54 <diebot> Jerus, bite: [1d20=9] 15; damage: [1d6=4] 7
45:55 <Mort> well if he followed he gets bit..
46:19 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
46:49 <Kyra> !throw 4d8+7
46:49 <diebot> Kyra, 4d8+7: [4d8=7,2,7,5] 28
46:52 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
47:21 <Mort> Pull out and acid flask and use it as a focus
47:24 <Mort> then do the fire into melee
47:37 <Mort> use as a focus
47:38 <Mort> acid splash
47:45 <Mort> no using acid splash
47:56 <Mort> !throw 1d20+7 range touch
47:57 <diebot> Mort, range touch: [1d20=19] 26
48:06 <Mort> !throw 1d3+1 damage
48:07 <diebot> Mort, damage: [1d3=1] 2
48:24 <Ezren> "Use something bigger girl!"
48:42 <Kyra> Try not to kill him TOO badly
49:16 <Mort> "I try not to blow up everything in the first fight"
49:54 <Kyra> Just so you know, I can't stabilize your buddy if you do that
50:03 <Ezren> "You're prudence will get us killed one day."
50:10 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+11
50:10 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+11: [1d20=11] 22
50:25 <Mort> "Expending my resources too fast once cost me one of my companions"
50:45 <Ezren> !throw 1d6+1
50:46 <diebot> Ezren, 1d6+1: [1d6=4] 5
50:49 <Mort> "When he needed my aid..my magical energies were drained"
51:08 <Mort> (Im prolly the only one who doesnt have a +1 weapon)
51:19 <Ezren> "Then we would have died earlier on when you didn't use them in the first place.
51:24 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
51:45 <Mort> "Maybe, it looks like you had things handled"
51:51 <Mort> yeah you can
51:53 <Mort> bite claw claw
52:20 <Jerus> 5ft NW, drop hammer, full attack with the bites and claws.
52:36 <Mort> (YES IVE FINALLY SEEN THIS DAY!)
52:45 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+11 bite; 1d20+11 claw 1; 1d20+11 claw2
52:45 <diebot> Jerus, bite: [1d20=7] 18; claw 1: [1d20=18] 29; claw2: [1d20=16] 27
52:46 <Mort> (Youre going ot love it. I love it everytime I do it)
52:54 <Mort> pa on?
53:06 <Mort> full
53:12 <Mort> oh differnet type?
53:17 <Jerus> !throw 2d6+6
53:18 <diebot> Jerus, 2d6+6: [2d6=3,1] 10
53:19 <Mort> ah okay
53:36 <Mort> (bite claw claw is uber fun)
53:41 <Ezren> "Joys of the day."
53:43 * Jerus picks up his hammer.
54:00 <Ezren> "LEt's get on with this mission before I have to destory anymore idiots."
54:11 <Kyra> !throw 1d4+3 rebuke death
54:12 <diebot> Kyra, rebuke death: [1d4=3] 6
54:17 <Mort> "You sound like a sorceror"
54:23 <Mort> "You shouldnt delight in destroying things"
54:38 <Jerus> "Hey, you. Run."
54:39 <Ezren> "Hence the 'before I have to'"
54:44 <Mort> "And bring those humans with you"
54:46 <Kyra> you guys wanna talk to him?
55:03 <Mort> loot the bodies
55:22 <Mort> what hat?
56:07 <Mort> or everyone would be doingthat
56:42 <Mort> tell the humans to run
56:44 <Mort> with all the confusion
56:46 <Mort> around
57:01 <Mort> Ill try identify
57:22 <Mort> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft
57:22 <diebot> Mort, spellcraft: [1d20=9] 23
57:30 * Mort takes the hat
57:32 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+15
57:32 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+15: [1d20=17] 32
57:58 <Mort> !roll 1d20+14 spellcraft to identify the full plate
57:58 <dicebot> Mort, spellcraft to identify the full plate: [1d20=10] 24
58:09 <Mort> (dont you already have one?)
58:31 <Mort> I tell the humans to leave the place
58:36 <Mort> while there is confusion?
58:53 <Mort> yes I would go and free them
59:01 <Mort> and put the hat of disgusie ot make me look human
59:05 <Mort> then tell them to flee while they ahve time
59:22 <Kyra> I shall aid in the freeing of the human cattle in the name of the freedom of Andor
00:14 <Mort> do those humans scoot?
00:23 <Mort> once its done we will leave town then
00:29 <Mort> "What state are you in jerus?"
01:03 <Mort> "Who had the wand of inflict light wounds wand"
01:16 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
01:17 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
01:23 <Mort> "Dont forget Jerus
01:32 <Mort> "Once more I think"
01:35 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
01:35 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
01:39 <Mort> "Enough"
02:07 <Ezren> "I think we need to give the place a look around."
02:10 <Jerus> "I ain't too bad. Could use a little, though."
02:14 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
02:15 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
02:16 <Jerus> "Yeah, I say we get on."
02:25 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
02:25 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
02:29 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
02:30 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
02:32 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
02:33 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
02:35 <Mort> "Now we're out of town, I think its a good idea to have a long talk about how we're going to gather information"
02:47 <Mort> oh okay
02:50 <Mort> when we get out of town then
02:59 <Mort> (I thought this was a small outpost)
03:01 <Ezren> "No we have to look for these people."
03:19 <Mort> (they might know where the books are though)
03:20 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1 on myself
03:20 <diebot> Kyra, on myself: [1d8=4] 5
03:21 <Ezren> "And in order to do that we need information."
03:41 <Ezren> "We were sent to this town first for that purpose."
03:58 <Kyra> They were last seen at a town nearby, perhaps asking there would be more fruitful
04:06 <Mort> "Is there a tavern or what passes for in this town?"
04:08 <Ezren> "I don't thinkt he commander would waste our time sending us here if it weren't important."
04:35 <Ezren> "Let's find out."
05:58 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1 Skill - Perception
05:59 <diebot> Ezren, Skill - Perception: [1d20=10] 11
06:12 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1 Skill - Diplomacy
06:13 <diebot> Ezren, Skill - Diplomacy: [1d20=2] 3
06:14 <Mort> !throw 1d20+6 diplomacy gathering info
06:14 <diebot> Mort, diplomacy gathering info: [1d20=4] 10
06:49 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+12 diplomacy
06:49 <diebot> Kyra, diplomacy: [1d20=16] 28
07:36 <Mort> "Lets go to corpselight then"
07:46 <Ezren> "I thinks that's the best we can do here. Good work Kyra."
08:23 <Jerus> "Yeah. Had that feelin'. Lets get goin'."
08:41 <Avatar> A twisted, forking path of dry land winds through the swamp here. A low, solitary hill rises from the horizon to the south, an ominous stone cairn marring its smooth crest with a ghastly crown. The area is covered in an unnatural pall, and even natural sounds seem dulled.
09:28 <Kyra> check out stone cairn guys
09:40 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+3 perception
09:40 <diebot> Kyra, perception: [1d20=8] 11
09:51 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1 Skill - Perception
09:51 <diebot> Ezren, Skill - Perception: [1d20=19] 20
09:59 <Mort> !throw 1d20+4 perception
10:00 <diebot> Mort, perception: [1d20=18] 22
10:38 <Jerus> @perc
10:38 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=17] 23
11:01 <Mort> "There's something out there"
11:04 <Jerus> "Someone's comin, quick too."
11:14 <Mort> "Anyone would like to hide?"
11:18 <Jerus> @fort
11:18 <diebot> Jerus, fort save: [1d20=18] 24
11:19 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 fort
11:19 <diebot> Mort, fort: [1d20=4] 7
11:29 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+8 Save - Fort
11:30 <diebot> Ezren, Save - Fort: [1d20=5] 13
11:33 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7
11:34 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20+7: [1d20=10] 17
12:10 <Mort> "I dont think we should go there"
12:27 <Kyra> ah crap
12:35 <Avatar> Krya and Jerus take 15 damage, Mort and Ezren take 31 damage
12:38 <Mort> Get the hell out of there
12:39 <Mort> NOW.
12:39 <Jerus> "Time to leave?"
12:48 <Mort> "Im in rather bad shape"
13:03 <Kyra> CURSE YOU PHARASMA!
13:09 <Mort> I think we should
13:10 <Mort> lol
13:19 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
13:19 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
13:24 <Mort> more plz
13:27 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
13:28 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
13:33 <Mort> again
13:35 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
13:36 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
13:42 <Mort> k Im fine
13:48 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
13:48 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
13:53 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
13:53 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
13:57 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
13:57 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
14:01 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
14:01 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
14:13 <Jerus> "Little for me?"
14:17 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
14:18 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
14:29 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
14:29 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
14:31 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
14:31 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
14:40 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
14:40 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=6] 7
14:43 <Kyra> !throw 1d8+1
14:44 <diebot> Kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
15:33 <Mort> no but I could have done it
15:40 <Mort> anwyay I will if no one did
15:47 <Mort> Sure.
16:04 <Mort> k
16:10 <Mort> masterwork your ewapon then
16:13 <Mort> or not
16:16 <Mort> masterwork is 300 gp
16:27 <Mort> yeah it is
17:58 <Avatar> The temple of Urgathoa stands somberly atop the low hill, it’s dark, smooth stone seeming to suck the hollow light from the air into itself, giving off an aura of darkness. Large double doors stand ajar, providing a glimpse into the square sanctuary within. A black altar stands on a raised dais along the south wall, covered in cobwebs and dust. Small torches are set into pillars throughout the 
17:59 <Avatar> room cast an eerie, flickering glow on the entire chamber.
18:04 <Kyra> This looks nice. Let's wreck it
18:13 <Mort> yeah!
18:30 <Ezren> "I'm good for that."
20:01 <Mort> detect magic
20:11 <Mort> whats magical
20:17 <Jerus> "Don't look like nobody's home."
20:36 <Kyra> Look fro traps guys
20:40 <Mort> "Time to make a mess then!"
20:49 <Ezren> "If that's a deity of the undead then they will know we aren't true."
21:10 <Mort> "no ones watching!"
21:12 <Mort> oh.
21:19 <Kyra> Maybe, maybe not
22:10 <Mort> is he undead?
22:35 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+10 relig
22:35 <diebot> Kyra, relig: [1d20=8] 18
22:41 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+10 relig
22:41 <diebot> Kyra, relig: [1d20=13] 23
22:47 <Mort> we all saw ghouls before
22:56 <Mort> me and jerus
25:08 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
25:08 <diebot> Ezren, Initiative: [1d20=12] 14
25:09 <Jerus> @init
25:09 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
25:13 <Kyra> !throw 1d20 init
25:14 <diebot> Kyra, init: [1d20=4] 4
25:20 <Mort> !throw 1d20
25:20 <diebot> Mort, 1d20: [1d20=3] 3
25:25 <Mort> sorry
25:26 <Mort> was +3
25:31 <Mort> but do you want me to reroll or take that and add 3
25:36 <Mort> I was tryign ot eat an ice cream
25:37 <Mort> at the same time
25:47 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 init if you want
25:48 <diebot> Mort, init if you want: [1d20=11] 14
28:41 <Avatar> it's Ezren's turn
30:02 <Mort> combat reflexes
30:03 <Mort> aoo
30:05 <Jerus> @taoo
30:05 <diebot> Jerus, trip on AoO: [1d20=4] 20
31:04 <Jerus> @taoo
31:04 <diebot> Jerus, trip on AoO: [1d20=15] 31
31:30 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
31:45 <Mort> good luck haha
32:24 <Jerus> Hammer on the floored one, first attack
32:36 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+14 attack; 1d12+16 damage
32:36 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=14] 28; damage: [1d12=8] 24
32:52 <Jerus> cleaving finish!
33:01 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+14 attack; 1d12+16 damage #4
33:01 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=8] 22; damage #4: [1d12=10] 26
33:09 <Jerus> second attack
33:27 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+12 attack; 1d12+16 damage
33:27 <diebot> Jerus, attack: [1d20=19] 31; damage: [1d12=10] 26
33:38 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
34:06 <Mort> (wait for them to come to us haha?)
34:07 <Jerus> I think this is only my.. 3rd or so time getting able to pull off the three kills in a round trick.
36:09 <Mort> undead or?
37:37 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7 fort
37:37 <diebot> Kyra, fort: [1d20=7] 14
37:50 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+10 relig
37:50 <diebot> Kyra, relig: [1d20=8] 18
38:14 <Kyra> It's a wormwalker guys!
38:16 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
38:33 <Mort> chill touch and walk to 1 to deiliver it
38:47 <Mort> cast chill touch then use hasted to walk to 1 to deliver the chill touch
38:55 <Mort> 30 ft normallly
39:43 <Mort> 60 speed with haste?
40:30 <Mort> haste is + 30 move speed?
40:34 <Mort> base is 30?
40:42 <Avatar> yes
40:45 <Mort> syoudlnt it be just nice 60?
41:04 <Mort> OH okay then
41:33 <Mort> then stay where I am and use spectral hand
41:42 <Mort> I pull out scroll and cast spectral hand
41:46 <Mort> deliver touch spells for ME!!!
41:48 <Mort> at range :D
41:49 <Mort> hahaha
41:52 <Mort> but thats next turn
42:25 <Mort> sepllcraft
42:29 <Mort> !throw 1d20+14 spellcraft
42:29 <diebot> Mort, spellcraft: [1d20=1] 15
42:48 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+15 spellcraft
42:48 <diebot> Ezren, spellcraft: [1d20=19] 34
42:52 <Mort> !throw 1d20+7 reflex save woo hooo
42:52 <diebot> Mort, reflex save woo hooo: [1d20=7] 14
42:55 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+3 reflex
42:56 <diebot> Jerus, reflex: [1d20=8] 11
44:24 <Mort> no need really
44:29 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
44:46 <Jerus> double move to get to M4.
44:49 <Ezren> (I'm beign a wizard :D also another lightnbing bolt would suck))
45:02 <Mort> no worries anyway
45:07 <Mort> I can "Counterspell" him
45:10 <Jerus> done
45:15 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
47:00 <Kyra> !throw 6d6+7 channel
47:00 <diebot> Kyra, channel: [6d6=3,2,3,4,4,2] 25
47:46 <Mort> aoo..
47:50 <Jerus> @taoo
47:51 <diebot> Jerus, trip on AoO: [1d20=7] 23
48:04 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
48:14 <Jerus> "Sneak up on me, huh?"
48:26 <Mort> ready action to cast magic missile at that worm walker should he cast
48:36 <Mort> That should counterspell nicely..
48:59 <Mort> if he casts spells he can eat my magic missile
49:12 <Mort> !throw 3d4+3
49:12 <diebot> Mort, 3d4+3: [3d4=2,2,3] 10
49:19 <Mort> have fun on concentration check
49:20 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+9
49:21 <Mort> enjoy
49:21 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+9: [1d20=14] 23
49:47 <Mort> magic missile is force damage you know
49:50 <Mort> mostly unavoidable
50:26 <Mort> he didnt make concentran check?
50:27 <Avatar> it's Ezren's turn
50:50 <Mort> I was trying to cheat on ocuntersplell :P
51:22 <Ezren> !throw 5d4
51:22 <diebot> Ezren, 5d4: [5d4=2,3,4,2,4] 15
52:09 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
52:16 <Jerus> hammer this worm thing!
52:35 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+14 PA; 1d12+16 first attack
52:35 <diebot> Jerus, PA: [1d20=1] 15; first attack: [1d12=3] 19
53:34 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+12 PA; 1d12+16 second attack
53:34 <diebot> Jerus, PA: [1d20=17] 29; second attack: [1d12=12] 28
54:24 <Jerus> !throw 1d20+7 bite; 1d6+3
54:25 <diebot> Jerus, bite: [1d20=11] 18; 1d6+3: [1d6=6] 9
54:44 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
56:43 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+8 scimtar
56:43 <diebot> Kyra, scimtar: [1d20=10] 18
56:52 <Mort> worms..?
57:12 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
57:12 <Mort> hideous laughter on that worm thing
57:25 <Mort> dc 17 will save
57:26 <Kyra> (reach out and touch someone)
57:34 <Mort> I only have stuff vs undead
57:36 <Mort> not living
57:38 <Mort> for touch anwyay
57:55 <Mort> immunity to mind affecting?
57:58 <Mort> int below 2?
58:04 <Mort> and you fall prone, and take no actions
58:18 <Mort> should you fail your save..2nd save and youre screwed..permanently
58:51 <Mort> +4 for save though
58:52 <Mort> thats the problem
58:56 <Mort> not humanoid?
58:59 <Mort> lol
59:13 <Mort> if it isnt human they get +4 for save
59:15 <Mort> but otherwise yes
00:52 <Mort> firstly what kind of swarm is it
01:21 <Kyra> (carnivourous worm swamr)
02:38 <Mort> size
02:40 <Mort> udes size
02:41 <Mort> size
02:55 <Avatar> Jerus and Kyra take 9 damage
02:59 <Avatar> make a fort save
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04:04 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7
04:04 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20+7: [1d20=1] 8
04:09 <Mort> what is the size of hte swarm
04:14 <Avatar> medium
04:22 <Mort> as in the creatures - small, tiny.dimmunitive?
04:33 <Jerus> @fort
04:34 <diebot> Jerus, fort save: [1d20=3] 9
04:50 <Avatar> it's Ezren's turn
06:13 <Ezren> !throw 7d6
06:14 <diebot> Ezren, 7d6: [7d6=3,5,5,4,1,2,6] 26
06:35 <Mort> swarms alwyas take 50% more damage from aoe
06:55 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
06:59 <Avatar> but you're nauseated
07:01 <Mort> move action only
07:02 <Avatar> <?nauseated
07:03 <diebot> Creatures with the nauseated condition experience stomach distress. Nauseated creatures are unable to attack, cast spells, concentrate on spells, or do anything else requiring attention. The only action such a character can take is a single move actions per turn.
07:05 <Mort> adn tey cant tkae AOOs
07:06 <Mort> anwyay
07:17 <Jerus> 50ft SWish
07:38 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
07:38 <Jerus> done
08:25 <Mort> the swarms medium creatures?
08:30 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
09:29 <Mort> move to H4 take out acid flask
09:39 <Mort> not sure if that stuff is oging ot work for meidum creature swarms
09:40 <Mort> nevermind
10:01 <Mort> yeah
10:09 <Mort> (medium means they take full damage from bludgeoning)
10:10 <Mort> btw
10:17 <Mort> (so you know)
12:27 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7
12:28 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20+7: [1d20=14] 21
13:19 <Ezren> !throw 5d6
13:20 <diebot> Ezren, 5d6: [5d6=4,1,2,5,1] 13
14:10 <Mort> 13 but its ae
14:13 <Mort> so does he take extra?
14:51 <Mort> Any creature within the area is deafened for 2d6 rounds
14:54 <Mort> have a nice time
14:54 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
15:05 <Avatar> !roll 2d6
15:05 <dicebot> Avatar, 2d6: [2d6=2,5] 7
15:13 <Mort> blugeoning melee attacks work fine
15:38 <Mort> I wanted to ask because of htat
15:43 <Mort> so please do tell me about it
16:25 <Mort> I think it means you cstill can hit
16:27 <Mort> let me check
17:05 <Mort> ah so you cant
17:06 <Jerus> delay.
17:06 <Mort> k saw it
17:14 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
17:15 <Mort> "I have acid flasks on me"
17:31 <Mort> dont worry about aoos
17:32 <Mort> they have none
17:47 <Kyra> !throw 3d8+7
17:47 <diebot> Kyra, 3d8+7: [3d8=8,1,1] 17
17:49 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
18:16 <Mort> pull out gust of wind and blast it
18:18 <Mort> its a scroll
18:20 <Mort> though
18:22 <Mort> Oh dear
18:32 <Mort> 13 for fort dc
18:38 <Mort> yes I do
18:59 <Mort> 60 ft
19:11 <Mort> !throw 2d6
19:11 <diebot> Mort, 2d6: [2d6=5,2] 7
19:34 <Mort> A Tiny or smaller creature on the ground is knocked down and rolled 1d4 x 10 feet, taking 1d4 points of nonlethal damage per 10 feet.
19:35 <Mort> Small creatures are knocked prone by the force of the wind.
19:38 <Mort> not sure if any of htese work
20:23 <Mort> !throw 1d4
20:23 <diebot> Mort, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
20:27 <Mort> thats wreally weird
20:43 <Mort> !throw 1d4
20:44 <diebot> Mort, 1d4: [1d4=1] 1
20:48 <Mort> god lol
21:02 <Kyra> (that blows)
21:08 <Ezren> lol
21:24 <Mort> not sure if it can move exactly
21:39 <Mort> A Tiny or smaller creature on the ground is knocked down and rolled 1d4 x 10 feet, taking 1d4 points of nonlethal damage per 10 feet.
21:44 <Mort> its abit weird
22:23 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+8 Save - Fort
22:24 <diebot> Ezren, Save - Fort: [1d20=10] 18
22:35 <Avatar> dealing 12 damage to Ezren
22:41 <Avatar> it's Ezren's turn
23:42 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+5
23:43 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
23:56 <Ezren> !throw 1d3
23:56 <diebot> Ezren, 1d3: [1d3=3] 3
24:33 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
24:40 <Mort> I have acid flasks on me anyway
24:41 <Mort> urgh
25:26 <Jerus> 15ft E. end turn.
25:38 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
26:11 <Mort> what did you give me exactly?
26:54 <Mort> !throw 1d20+7 reflex
26:54 <diebot> Mort, reflex: [1d20=3] 10
26:56 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7
26:56 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20+7: [1d20=10] 17
27:09 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
27:09 <Mort> what does the staff hold
27:11 <Mort> exactly?
27:23 <Mort> ya but there are spells in it?
27:37 <Mort> !roll 1d20+14 spellcraft
27:38 <dicebot> Mort, spellcraft: [1d20=9] 23
27:45 <Mort> yes then Im backing off 30 ft
27:47 <Mort> after that
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28:48 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+8
28:48 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+8: [1d20=19] 27
28:54 <Avatar> it's Ezren's turn
29:09 <Mort> no tI
29:12 <Mort> NG yeah
33:03 <Mort> tiny swarm doesnt take weap damage
33:08 <Mort> yes you can try probably
33:21 <Jerus> cover it in oil!
34:24 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
34:30 <Jerus> "Anyone got a match?"
34:49 <Kyra> !throw 3d8 smite
34:49 <diebot> Kyra, smite: [3d8=8,8,8] 24
36:11 <Mort> Oh god..
36:20 <Ezren> "Thanks guys."
36:27 <Mort> I have read magic
36:29 <Mort> so forget it :P
36:46 <Mort> read magic doesnt require roll for scrolls
36:56 <Mort> yeah
37:19 <Mort> A Tiny or smaller creature on the ground is knocked down and rolled 1d4 x 10 feet, taking 1d4 points of nonlethal damage per 10 feet.
37:19 <Mort> Spells Known/Slots (CL 1):
37:20 <Mort> Magic missile(x1),  Mage Armor. Chill touch(x2), one spell slot unused. Cantrips: Mage Hand, Read magic, Acid Splash, Detect Magic
37:20 <Mort> Spells Known/Slots (CL 2):
37:20 <Mort> Hideous laughter (x1), Glitterdust(x2), Command undead (x1)
37:20 <Mort> Spells known/slots (CL 3):
37:21 <Mort> Hold person, Aqueous Orb
37:22 <Mort> ah k lolz
37:29 <Mort> !roll 1d20+14 spellcraft
37:29 <dicebot> Mort, spellcraft: [1d20=10] 24
37:40 <Mort> !roll 1d20+14 spellcraft
37:41 <dicebot> Mort, spellcraft: [1d20=17] 31
37:46 <Mort> as many times as you like or whatever
38:13 <Mort> it is for wizards
38:15 <Mort> 6
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38:24 <Mort> hold person is 3 for wizards
38:26 <Mort> 2 for clerics
38:28 <Mort> if you wanted to know
39:57 <Jerus> "Shit.."
39:58 <Jerus> @init
39:59 <diebot> Jerus, 1d20+3: [1d20=16] 19
40:06 <Mort> !throw 1d20+3 initiative
40:06 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+2 Initiative
40:06 <diebot> Mort, initiative: [1d20=4] 7
40:07 <diebot> Ezren, Initiative: [1d20=5] 7
40:11 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+4
40:11 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20+4: [1d20=13] 17
40:26 <Mort> "Lets get out of here and regroup"
40:58 <Ezren> "I don't think it will let us take a nap now lass."
41:16 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
42:26 <Jerus> The uh.. immediate response is hitting it until it stops moving. This is how Jerus deals with problems.
42:28 <Jerus> @pa
42:28 <diebot> Jerus, power attack: [1d20=3] 16; damage: [1d12=4] 20
42:50 <Kyra> It has reach, we are largely stuck as we are guys
42:55 <Jerus> done I think.
42:58 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
43:36 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+15
43:36 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20+15: [1d20=8] 23
44:05 <Ezren> ( I'll be your jetpack :D <3)
45:04 <Jerus> remind me to tell you my swallow whole story later.
45:23 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7 fort
45:23 <diebot> Kyra, fort: [1d20=14] 21
45:48 <Kyra> !throw 1d6+7 fire damage
45:48 <diebot> Kyra, fire damage: [1d6=4] 11
47:43 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
47:50 <Mort> glitterdust on that thing
47:52 <Mort> dc 19 will save
47:56 <Mort> and yeah knowledge as well
48:06 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 knowledge religion
48:07 <diebot> Mort, knowledge religion: [1d20=18] 27
48:18 <Mort> what speical attacks it has
48:24 <Mort> as in its abilities
48:29 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+10 relig
48:30 <diebot> Kyra, relig: [1d20=6] 16
49:08 <Mort> yes
49:57 <Mort> wait its undead?
49:58 <Mort> lol?
50:00 <Jerus> now he can go audition for a role in Twilight.
50:08 <Avatar> it's Ezren's turn
51:00 <Ezren> !throw 1d4+1
51:00 <diebot> Ezren, 1d4+1: [1d4=4] 5
51:19 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
51:31 <Jerus> withdraw W and hope like hell it can't get me.
52:12 <Avatar> !roll 1d20+14
52:13 <dicebot> Avatar, 1d20+14: [1d20=15] 29
52:36 <Jerus> @fort
52:36 <diebot> Jerus, fort save: [1d20=18] 24
52:58 <Avatar> 16 damage to Jerus
52:59 * Jerus falls.
53:09 <Mort> did the blind do anything ot him?
53:12 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
53:22 <Mort> 50% concealment chance
53:37 <Jerus> phew!
54:43 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
55:21 <Kyra> !throw 6d6+7 channel
55:21 <diebot> Kyra, channel: [6d6=3,2,3,4,1,6] 26
56:06 <Mort> (is the spectral hand still up?)
56:09 <Mort> (2 minutes)
57:03 <Kyra> !throw 1d6+7 fire damage
57:03 <diebot> Kyra, fire damage: [1d6=1] 8
58:00 <Mort> I casted spectral hand so is it still up or not?
58:11 <Mort> 3 minutes acutally.. k
58:16 <Mort> right so it means I can do funny shit
59:38 <Avatar> it's mort's turn
59:47 <Mort> chill touch and touch the creature using spectral hand
59:55 <Mort> OI need to roll ot hit
01:16 <Mort> !throw 1d20+5 touch to hit
01:16 <diebot> Mort, touch to hit: [1d20=8] 13
01:19 <Mort> touch ac
01:24 <Mort> they should have really bad touch ac..
01:34 <Mort> will save of 16
01:41 <Mort> or get panicked for..1d4+caster level round..
01:44 <Mort> will negates
01:53 <Mort> "Damn"
01:58 <Mort> yes
01:59 <Mort> its a SOS
02:13 <Avatar> it's Ezren's turn
02:13 <Mort> pull out a grease spell
02:23 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+11
02:24 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+11: [1d20=20] 31
02:27 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+11
02:27 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+11: [1d20=9] 20
02:39 <Ezren> !throw 1d6+2
02:40 <diebot> Ezren, 1d6+2: [1d6=2] 4
02:50 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
03:13 <Jerus> 5ft NE, draw bow, shoot at it
03:18 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+7
03:19 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20+7: [1d20=2] 9
03:25 <Jerus> @bow
03:25 <diebot> Jerus, archery: [1d20=11] 17; damage: [1d8=4] 4
03:36 <Avatar> it's Kyra's turn
03:41 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5
03:42 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20+5: [1d20=15] 20
03:44 <Kyra> !throw 1d20+5
03:44 <diebot> Kyra, 1d20+5: [1d20=18] 23
04:41 <Kyra> !throw 2d6+2 claws
04:41 <diebot> Kyra, claws: [2d6=3,2] 7
05:08 <Mort> fire shield?
05:15 <Kyra> !throw 1d6+7 fire damage
05:16 <diebot> Kyra, fire damage: [1d6=5] 12
07:12 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+8
07:13 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+8: [1d20=13] 21
07:27 <Avatar> it's Mort's turn
07:29 <Mort> touc htaht thing again
07:34 <Mort> I roll to touch
07:40 <Mort> !roll 1d20+5 touch
07:40 <dicebot> Mort, touch: [1d20=8] 13
07:44 <Mort> wil lsave 16 again
08:25 <Mort> anything?
09:11 <Mort> chill touch means 1 melee attack per level
09:14 <Mort> and makeanother will save
09:31 <Mort> panicked
09:35 <Mort> !throw 1d4+6 round
09:35 <diebot> Mort, round: [1d4=2] 8
09:41 <Avatar> <?panicked
09:42 <diebot> A panicked creature must drop anything it holds and flee at top speed from the source of its fear, as well as any other dangers it encounters, along a random path. It can't take any other actions. In addition, the creature takes a 2 penalty on all saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks. If cornered, a panicked
09:42 <diebot> creature cowers and does not attack, typically using the total defense action in combat. A panicked creature can use special abilities, including spells, to flee; indeed, the creature must use such means if they are the only way to escape. // Panicked is a more extreme state of fear than shaken or frightened.
09:42 <Mort> run for 8 rounds
10:20 <Mort> have a good run!
10:35 <Avatar> it's Ezren's turn
10:43 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+11
10:43 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+11: [1d20=9] 20
11:01 <Ezren> !throw 1d6+2
11:01 <diebot> Ezren, 1d6+2: [1d6=1] 3
11:30 <Mort> I bought you the time..anwyay
11:52 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+12
11:53 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+12: [1d20=12] 24
12:24 <Avatar> it's Jerus' turn
12:26 <Jerus> pull out and drink a inflict moderate potion, then get ready to kick some ass.
12:32 <Jerus> !throw 2d8+3
12:32 <diebot> Jerus, 2d8+3: [2d8=6,1] 10
14:22 <Kyra> !throw 6d6+7 channel
14:23 <diebot> Kyra, channel: [6d6=5,2,1,1,4,3] 23
15:23 <Mort> I think she died..
15:25 <Kyra> !throw 1d6+7 fire damage
15:25 <diebot> Kyra, fire damage: [1d6=3] 10
15:53 <Mort> go run
17:02 <Ezren> "That poor priest."
17:50 <Jerus> "Kyra.."
17:54 <Jerus> @perc
17:55 <diebot> Jerus, Perception: [1d20=2] 8
17:57 <Mort> "Im so damned sorry"
18:04 <Mort> where did the creature run off to?
18:05 <Mort> btw
18:07 <Mort> did it go out or>
18:09 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+1
18:10 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+1: [1d20=14] 15
18:16 <Mort> means its not over yet?
19:30 <Mort> grab the stuff and move off
19:43 <Ezren> !throw 1d20+15
19:43 <diebot> Ezren, 1d20+15: [1d20=11] 26
20:27 <Mort> not really
20:28 <Mort> god..
21:18 <Mort> get all the things we found from the temple
22:05 <Mort> I had a choice too..
22:24 <Mort> I could have given you grease - or attempt to..
22:28 <Mort> chase the monster off
22:50 <Mort> go home after taking everything
24:09 <Mort> yup?
24:18 * Mort pushes the button
24:21 <Mort> "I failed yet again.."
24:23 <Mort> "Why.."
24:30 * Mort cries..
24:48 <Mort> drink al lhte inflict wounds pots before we press the butotn anyway
25:01 <Ezren> "Listen, There are no bold old mages, but by the same tolken you cna't be too timid."
25:56 <Jerus> "Never thought it'd feel so good to be me. Anyone else still got a hankerin' for brains?"
26:17 <Kyra> (i'll take the knowledge to my grace)
26:29 <Mort> "Dont talk about it. I think Im going to think about my path"
26:38 <Mort> k
26:45 <Mort> thought it was messy enough after the wrom ran through
26:46 <Mort> anwyay
26:46 <Mort> k
26:48 <Mort> no issue
27:05 <Kyra> nah
27:46 <Mort> !throw 1d20+9 craft jewellery
27:46 <diebot> Mort, craft jewellery: [1d20=15] 24
28:22 <Avatar> 20gp
28:27 <Kyra> I usually leave it unassigned until someone levels into it
28:36 <Jerus> !dayjob 3
28:37 <diebot> Jerus, Roll: 5 1gp
28:40 <Jerus> woohoo!
29:28 <Mort> I think Ive spent a little too long..
29:31 <Mort> not being a wizard
29:43 <Mort> and upper tiers have different requirements  I think
30:21 <Mort> fun though :D
30:23 * Mort hugs avatar
30:25 <Jerus> Fun game!
30:27 <Mort> yeah
30:31 <Ezren> Yes~
30:31 <Mort> ah I had choices...
30:39 <Jerus> Even if I was.. medically troubled for alot of it.
30:39 <Mort> I defintely cant dps..thats a certainty
30:46 <Jerus> So, combat reflexes.. Totally worth it.
30:48 <Mort> but I could have greased kyra instead
30:48 <Mort> yeah
30:49 <Ezren> Yea...
31:01 <Ezren> Either way nice touches~
31:09 <Mort> I had something else
31:11 <Mort> command undead
31:18 <Mort> anwyay
31:23 <Mort> but that one you cant do it for 6 rounds in a row
31:23 <Kyra> good game. off to bed, take care.
31:25 <Avatar> I hope you liked that scenario, it's a good one
31:26 <Mort> and you have to get close
31:28 <Jerus> Think reflexes is already saving me alot of potential pain and suffering, just from how many flanks I didn't walk into.
31:29 <Avatar> thanks for playing eric
31:31 * Mort hugs everyone and sorry about kyra
31:32 <Jerus> Yeah, it was pretty cool.
31:39 Kyra has quit (Quit: )
31:43 <Ezren> Kyra always dies
31:48 <Ezren> She's 3 for 3 now
31:48 <Mort> I tell you I think I really should pack up evocation..more
32:06 <Jerus> Why? Swarms and undead?
32:12 <Mort> yeah
32:14 <Ezren> I always do half evocation 1/4 control 1/4 utility
32:16 <Mort> acid flasks just dont work
32:18 <Mort> Im mainly cc
32:24 <Mort> I cant evoke to ..save nuts really
32:35 <Ezren> I evoked the shit out of things :D
32:43 <Mort> nah
32:43 <Ezren> And then some~
32:53 <Mort> I think I may switch some moer evoc
33:04 Ezren is now known as MincedSushi
33:08 <Mort> also anyway morts my first character so if youre talking about insane int..
33:09 <Mort> not really
33:14 <MincedSushi> I tihnk I'll actually create my wizard tonight
33:17 <Mort> okay lv 7 ghere I go
33:18 <Jerus> Oh, someone was asking why I don't do damage on AoOs.
33:18 <Avatar> there was some pretty good teamwork happening in that game
33:27 <Mort> yeah I knwo why you dont anwyay
33:30 <Mort> it beats not getting hit
33:35 <Mort> my synthesist is also working on that principle
33:39 <Mort> excpt instead of using trip she will use fear
33:49 <Jerus> Mhm. I think it works pretty good for helping the rest of you too.
34:03 <Mort> yeah
34:04 <MincedSushi> Avatar, teamwork is how people win fights. I only wish I could have done mroe of it
34:07 <Mort> else people can just move around you
34:13 <Jerus> Since Jerus is usually in front. Cut the bastards off before they get there.
34:19 <Mort> I really should start having more evocation I think..
34:26 Jerus is now known as Hydrazine
34:27 <Mort> mainly Im just glitterdust, hideous laughter and that stuff
34:34 <MincedSushi> Even just some schroching rays will help~
34:39 <Mort> I did that hte last time
34:51 <Mort> if I had used glitterdust backthen
34:57 <Mort> I think the encoounter might have changed
35:10 <MincedSushi> I had Glitterdust the entire time. I ddidn't see a good point to use it
35:12 <Mort> I rather would use flaming sphere over scorching rays anyway
35:17 <Mort> on the worm I guess
35:19 <MincedSushi> True true
35:37 <Mort> no that was another game another encounter
35:41 <Mort> I was left with scorching rays on the boss monster
35:44 <Mort> told you I was running out of spells
35:51 <MincedSushi> xD
35:52 <Mort> then I tried to smack him and missed
36:02 <Mort> I am not a specialist so my spells are a little on te low side anyway
36:11 <Mort> but I think if its coming to a huge undead mess just evoc the fk, out of them
36:30 <Hydrazine> Depends how badass they are.
36:38 <Hydrazine> You could just stand around and watch Jerus clean up.
37:12 <Mort> thats my favoured form of fighting
37:13 <Mort> really
37:15 <Mort> I dont like doing stuff on this
37:22 <Mort> I have other lives to charge like a loon thx
37:54 <Mort> possibly another form of CC will be to go for the pit lineup
37:59 <Mort> maybe.
38:04 <Mort> I dont LIKE killing things on this really
38:49 <Mort> feel a tad outclassed when it comes to higher levels
39:27 <Hydrazine> I think Avatar might've been getting a little annoyed at how many enemies got tripped at the gates on an attack.
39:34 <Avatar> I got combat reflexes on my archaeologist with his whip
39:48 <Hydrazine> I thought whips didn't provoke?
39:57 <Avatar> er, don't they
40:00 <Mort> they dont
40:04 <Mort> youll nee some whip long story thing
40:05 <Avatar> fuck
40:10 <Hydrazine> lol.
40:11 <Avatar> can you get around it
40:12 <Mort> whip chain for dunno wat the..whatever it is
40:13 <Hydrazine> Uh.. Sorry?
40:17 <Hydrazine> Whip mastery I think.
40:20 <Mort> you can, but its a long whip chain
40:38 <Hydrazine> big feat tax to get there I think. I'll have a look.
40:55 <Mort> I did think of doing a twf fighter with 2 whips
40:58 <Mort> wearing black leather..
40:59 <Mort> before
41:03 <Mort> just to give people naughty ideas
41:23 * Avatar removes voice from Hydrazine MincedSushi Mort
41:28 <Avatar> I feel bad for eric
42:17 <Hydrazine> It was a good game though, and damn close at the end there.
42:25 <Mort> I fked up
42:29 <Mort> on spell selection
42:33 <Mort> congrats hydra..you get to yell at me
42:38 <Mort> for having NOTHING anti swarm
42:49 <Hydrazine> Remember my problem with wizards?
42:50 <Hydrazine> Yeah.
43:01 <Mort> thats it. Im walking around with a fireball
43:08 <Mort> and probably burning hands for close range shit
43:10 <Hydrazine> So Mort..
43:13 <Mort> yes?
43:15 <Hydrazine> Magic hammer or more defensive stuff?
43:25 <Mort> magic hammer..your defense sux donkey balls anyway
43:39 <Mort> acutally once he was pancked you could have just hit him I think
43:44 <Mort> he wont be thinking of hitting you back
43:45 <Hydrazine> And I thought my 21 AC was respectable.
43:46 <Mort> wellz.
43:48 <Mort> it isnt
43:52 <Mort> xyn has 20 ac at 3 :P
44:00 <Mort> xyn's again, not very human
44:05 <Mort> ah well its up to you really
44:14 <Hydrazine> Yeah, I know. But at that point I was looking at it from the angle that the fight might actually last long enough for him to fight back.
44:29 <Hydrazine> And I didn't want to be caught with my pants down if it did.
44:45 <Mort> hrmm
45:06 <Mort> I think I would personally go magic wep
45:12 <Mort> but again I suppose some things just dont change for me
45:19 <Hydrazine> If you had enlarged early in the fight, I would've womped on him with the old "I got more reach than you' trick.
45:34 * Mort thinks abit
45:46 <Mort> oh but by the time we were uh free we were fighting single targets in a way
45:53 <Mort> right. I enlarge at the wrong time
46:01 <Hydrazine> Today you did.
46:10 <Hydrazine> I'd even told you in that first fight not to bother.
46:25 <Mort> had nothing to do anyway
46:37 <Mort> anwyay my enlarge lasta about 10 rounds only
46:42 <Mort> so itd probalby wear off by first encounter
46:45 <Mort> since I wasnt casting from heart
46:50 <Mort> been a while being a wizard yes
47:10 <Mort> ( I got this thing about enlarge and...not wanting to cast it from spellbook)
48:52 <Hydrazine> Don't blame you actually.
49:10 <Hydrazine> Especially since its not something you need your level to really improve.
49:12 <Mort> I mean if its a buff you can jolly well scroll it and do casterlevel important things like magic missile/burning hands/chill touch
49:22 <Hydrazine> I don't get any more badass whether its cast from you or a scroll.
49:41 <Mort> its just duration
49:47 <Mort> but yeah evocation here I come
49:55 <Mort> man I dont look foward to xyniel doin stuff like this..
50:02 <Mort> even kalara had better start getting some burning hands around
50:32 <Mort> Grull - forget it. I dont see anything he can do about it
52:29 <Hydrazine> Heh. I felt pretty useless during the swarm phase.
52:35 <Mort> so did I
52:37 <Mort> non evocation
52:42 <Mort> well there was SOMETHING that might have worked..
52:43 <Mort> left..
52:47 <Mort> (aqueous orb..?)
52:48 <Hydrazine> But I think I atleast carried my weight as a fighter during the rest of the combat scenes.
52:58 <Mort> yeah and I sit back and shake legs..
53:03 <Hydrazine> Hm. Don't know how that'd work against a swarm.
53:44 <Mort> non lethal - and it does ae to everythign inside the sphere though
53:45 <Mort> not sure
55:26 <Avatar> where does it say whips can't be used to provoke aoo's?
55:34 <Mort> something about treat a whip as a ranged weapon
56:03 <Avatar> Using a whip provokes an attack of opportunity, just as if
56:04 <Avatar> you had used a ranged weapon
56:12 <Mort> . The whip is treated as a melee weapon with 15-foot reach, though you don't threaten the area into which you can make an attack. In addition, unlike most other weapons with reach, you can use it against foes anywhere within your reach (including adjacent foes).
56:29 <Avatar> where's that from
56:37 <Mort> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/equipment---final/weapons/weapon-descriptions/whip
57:16 <Avatar> ahh shit there it is
57:31 <Mort> yeah I did do a study on whips as well but I perosnally tink the only class that can pull it off
57:32 <Avatar> fuck that's shit
57:33 <Mort> is a fighter
57:34 <Mort> :D
57:43 <Mort> tell you waht - do dazzling display, weapon focus
57:47 <Mort> then shaken the crap out of everyone around
57:51 <Mort> actulaly the other wya round
57:55 <Mort> intimidate in a 30 ft radius
57:57 <Mort> pwnage :D
58:05 <Hydrazine> Well.. its kind of scary to be all 'i can AoO anything within 3 squares!'
58:08 <Mort> (there are thug stories about those)
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58:24 <Avatar> yeah but it's a whip, it does no damage
58:34 <Avatar> going to have to think of something else
58:41 <Mort> just get your whip and florish it around
58:46 <Hydrazine> Hmm.
58:51 <Mort> yay matter settled - everyone giets -2 to hit
58:53 <Hydrazine> Consider retraining into it at later levels?
59:15 <Hydrazine> Need 5 bab to get AoOs with it.
59:15 <Avatar> don't think I can afford it with the build I wanted
59:24 <Avatar> I won't hit 5 bab by level 5
59:24 <Mort> mm
59:32 <Avatar> way too long to wait it out
59:47 <Hydrazine> Same problem as Supermonk then.
00:09 <Mort> thats why you have gm creds anwyay :p
00:12 <Mort> well.
00:31 <Mort> man thats quite abit to absorb about high level play
01:06 <Mort> 5+ scenarios really are quite different
01:18 <Hydrazine> A bit, huh?
01:36 <Hydrazine> Did you hear about my crazy monk idea, Avatar?
01:45 <Avatar> no?
02:15 <Mort> it involved a monk with flurry doing more damage then jerus would
02:20 <Hydrazine> I worked out a monk at 11 that could do 8 attacks a round on a full attack at 2d8+22 each.
03:00 <Hydrazine> Didn't even take into account a full shopping list of magic items yet.
03:27 <Mort> ^^
03:52 <Hydrazine> Which is notably more overall than my theorized level 11 version of Jerus.
04:03 <Avatar> pure monk?
04:07 <Hydrazine> Mhm.
04:13 <Avatar> at level 11 I'm not sure that's out of the ordinary
04:18 <Mort> dragon style
04:45 <Avatar> +22 each seems high
04:50 <Hydrazine> It is.
04:54 <Avatar> where's that come from
04:54 <Hydrazine> Thats the point.
05:01 <Hydrazine> Dragon style and power attack.
05:22 <Avatar> whats the attack mod like?
05:34 <Mort> not htat good I think
05:39 <Hydrazine> Thats the downside
05:51 <Hydrazine> 15/15/15/15/15/10/10/7
05:52 <Avatar> yeah seems erasonable
06:26 <Mort> let me check mine
07:14 <Hydrazine> I think overall though, hes not as scary as Hoku.
07:21 <Avatar> man I need a new weapon, that's the only way to fix this
07:34 <Avatar> I'm playing an archaeologist, I really wanted a whip
07:46 <Hydrazine> Indiana Jones?
07:52 <Avatar> yeah
08:06 <Avatar> level 2 was going to be a level of gunslinger to use guns
08:08 <Mort> 10th 	8 	+8 	+6 	+2 	32 	4 	+8 	+4 	14 	5
08:09 <Mort> hydar..
08:14 <Mort> 5 attacks per round only at 10
08:14 <Mort> :D
08:19 <Avatar> maybe there's an eastern weapon I can use 
08:29 <Mort> Im NOT winning any dps contests
08:35 <Mort> if you want ot threatne moe get a small lance or something
08:36 <Avatar> bards are proficient with whips though
08:37 <Mort> you can 1 hand it
08:42 <Avatar> fuck lances
08:47 <Mort> 5 attacks per round..
08:48 <Avatar> seriously? an archaeologist with a lance?
08:51 <Mort> waht would my bab be like
08:53 <Hydrazine> I think Hoku at 11 is overall scarier than the monk.
08:53 <Avatar> powergame much
08:54 <Mort> okay get a naginata
08:59 <Mort> looks good oto.
09:14 <Mort> xyniel at 11 isnt really dps..
09:23 <Mort> shes interesting..
09:29 <Mort> more like a HUMONGOUS turtle
09:32 <Hydrazine> You think Jerus is powergamed out, Avatar?
09:42 <Hydrazine> I mean, hes a fighter, hes supposed to fight.
09:46 <Avatar> not at level 5
09:46 <Mort> nah not really we fked up our will saves..
09:49 <Avatar> he's doing what he's meant to be doing
09:50 <Mort> which I tink are going to bite us in the back
10:21 <Avatar> I'm still considering keeping the whip and just dealing with it
10:36 <Avatar> no threatening though, man
10:40 <Avatar> he doesn't use another melee weapon
10:41 <Hydrazine> But doesn't the whole plan sort of revolve around AoOs?
10:50 <Hydrazine> Whats the point of reflexes if you don't threaten?
10:53 <Avatar> yeah I even gave him combat reflexes
10:54 <Avatar> god
11:11 <Hydrazine> Hm. Too late to reconsider, change reflexes?
11:16 <Avatar> save me ultimate combat, save me
11:21 * Mort hugs avatar
11:42 <Hydrazine> Offhand dagger?
11:47 <Mort> hydra Im estimating +16/+16/+16/+16/+16 per round
11:48 <Mort> he needs twf
12:02 <Hydrazine> Not if you don't plan on using both in the same round.
12:10 <Avatar> what about a nine-section whip
12:14 <Hydrazine> Just something to hold onto so you threaten.
12:44 <Hydrazine> Combat patrol?
13:17 <Avatar> exotic weapon though
13:25 <Avatar> I can probably burn a feat on that 
13:36 <Hydrazine> nine section?
13:42 <Hydrazine> Its not actually a reach though
13:54 <Avatar> oh, woops
14:14 <Mort> pa...
14:47 <Avatar> power attack has nothing to do with anything
14:58 <Hydrazine> meteor hammer?
15:23 <Avatar> out of character to use a hammer
15:31 <Hydrazine> It isn't really a hammer.
15:31 <Mort> no runnin gsome calcs
15:39 <Hydrazine> Its a little weight on a chain.
15:50 <Hydrazine> you spin it around really fast and smash people with it.
15:56 <Mort> +15/+15/+15/+15/+15 for attacks
16:23 <Mort> 2d6+15 on bite..
16:30 <Mort> 1d4+1d6+15 per claw
16:32 <Avatar> wow this does look cool
16:42 <Mort> meteor hammer?
16:44 * Mort ponders
16:52 <Hydrazine> 10ft reach, trip, you threaten..
17:08 <Mort> exotic weapon?
17:11 <Hydrazine> then ya take combat patrol, and run around AoOing everything within 15ft.
17:56 <Avatar> even with -4, that's still pretty decent
18:09 <Mort> not on weapon list?
18:20 <Avatar> i'm a bard
18:29 <Hydrazine> eastern weapons have their own section now Mort.
18:54 <Mort> why not a double chain kama :P
18:57 <Mort> well that too is fun
18:59 <Avatar> do classes get more proficiencies with the new weapons
19:05 <Avatar> that would be bloody handy
19:10 <Hydrazine> Woah.
19:35 <Hydrazine> a 1d8 reach double weapon?
19:38 <Mort> lol
19:43 <Mort> now dont get the wrong ideas
19:45 <Hydrazine> 1d8 twice a round at 10ft?
19:48 <Mort> are you suggesting...
19:48 <Hydrazine> ....hmm.
19:54 <Mort> grull should start picking exotic weapon proficiency?
19:55 <Mort> lol
20:00 <Mort> he cant learn improved trip
20:02 <Mort> dont even think about it
20:07 <Hydrazine> I'm saying it might be worth a damn.
20:14 <Mort> he could get decent mileage of combat reflexes though
20:22 <Hydrazine> Jerus already is.
20:27 <Hydrazine> Even with only 12 dex.
20:28 <Mort> and mekkis would murder me
20:33 <Mort> he has 16 dex
20:48 <Mort> problem is I dont like reach weapons
20:52 <Mort> I am NOT a polearm fighter
20:59 <Mort> let me check if grull is toothy
21:01 <Mort> I dont think so though
21:58 <Mort> nah I did sacred tattoo
22:01 <Mort> not fond of biting peeps
22:06 <Mort> else I MIGHT consider it heh
22:39 <Mort> I dont think grull should try for trip shit
22:44 <Mort> decnet strength but uh..
22:51 <Mort> welll to trip shit you need a reach weapon
23:11 <Hydrazine> Not really.
23:13 <Mort> anyway I dumped int
23:16 <Hydrazine> Works just fine close range.
23:17 <Mort> so screw it no improved trip for me
23:32 <Hydrazine> But it doesn't work on AoOs like it does for Jerus.
23:40 <Mort> ya its protection
23:45 <Mort> you should have a run around with xyn next time
23:49 <Mort> maybe next time mek runs a scenario
23:59 <Mort> we could have an uber biting time..urm..okay excuse us
25:05 <Mort> but anwyay mek was talking about this maneuver master monk
25:13 <Mort> who was flurrying with his double chained karma and TRYING to do dirty tricks
25:21 <Hydrazine> I heard about this.
25:23 <Mort> and then he was visibly growling about it
25:30 <Mort> remember that conversation?
25:34 <Hydrazine> Mhm.
25:44 <Mort> like, blind.
26:02 <Mort> I dont like using reach if I cant hit at close range btw
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26:42 <Hydrazine> I'm considering whether or not Jerus needs to eventually lose his faithful hammer in favor an exotic weapon he can get to crit 15-20.
26:50 <Mort> I think yes
26:56 <Mort> ymore crits pwn socks beacuse its the +damage
26:58 <Mort> that killls people
27:08 <Mort> poor me stuck on critting on a nat 20 only
27:10 * Mort sniffs
27:16 <Hydrazine> True. Especially with his damage mods.
27:35 <Mort> suggest getting a weapon with 18-20 crit range
27:41 <Hydrazine> Thats the idea.
27:49 <Mort> and I do 2x damage on a crit :(
27:52 * Mort makes a sniffy noise
28:18 <Mort> oh well. I chose to be a monster
29:02 <Hydrazine> But not sure what to drop for it, or if I even need to.
29:07 <Mort> did I tell you that pally critted 2x on a nat 20 in the entire scenario, and...
29:10 <Hydrazine> I mean, I got alot of great options for upcoming feats.
29:14 <Mort> on a x 3 weapon?
29:17 <Mort> (sick)
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29:33 <Hydrazine> I think its great trip at 6.
29:42 <Mort> after?
29:47 <Mort> you can take exotic wep proficiency
29:50 <Mort> btw how od you see in the dark
29:58 <Mort> Sushi had us all grope around in the dark in FS3..
30:01 <Mort> thank gods for darkvision
30:07 <Mort> immune to night muck
30:25 <Mort> thought it was the coolest part of the mod..
30:33 <Mort> watching those seely humans fumble around while I could see everything fine :P
30:46 <Hydrazine> With a lamp.
31:10 <Mort> get an ioun torch maybe?
31:16 <Mort> else one day someone might say you need one hand to hold it
31:17 <Mort> good luck to you :D
31:23 <Mort> or those things u can stick on your helmet
32:29 * Mort bounces up and down anyway
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54:57 <Brunius> Once you have a magic weapon, that gives off light
55:13 <Brunius> (80% of the time in treasure, if you're buying you can specify it for free)
55:14 <Avatar> do they
55:31 <Mort> Im studying spectral hand
55:32 <Brunius> Gives off light as the spell "light"
55:36 <Brunius> at least last time I checked
55:43 * Mort reads spectralhandbooks
55:57 <Mort> there might be cases of paralyzed humanoids next..on the list
56:19 <Brunius> I want magic jar/slave shenanigans
56:23 <Avatar> Light Generation: Fully 30% of magic weapons shed light equivalent to a light spell. These glowing weapons are quite obviously magical. Such a weapon can't be concealed when drawn, nor can its light be shut off. Some of the specific weapons detailed below always or never glow, as defined in their descriptions.
56:33 <Avatar> don't know about never being able to shut it off
56:33 <Brunius> Is it 30%?
56:36 <Avatar> that could suck a bit
56:50 <Brunius> Whack it in a scabbard
56:53 <Brunius> Problem solved
57:00 <Avatar> that's fine until you want to keep it drawn before combat
57:19 <Hydrazine> Jerus might do that. huh.
57:34 <Hydrazine> Its not like he really tries to sneak around anyway.
57:48 * Mort pokes a spectral hand at hydrazine
58:02 <Brunius> How are you seeing if you don't have light anyway Avatar
58:12 <Mort> because he isnt human.
58:21 <Brunius> Humans are OP
58:28 <Brunius> But they aren't recognised as OP.
58:35 <Brunius> Therefore, I'm taking a goddamn human character
58:38 <Mort> nah the only reason I ever go human
58:41 <Mort> is because I want the bonus feat
58:44 <Mort> otherwise Ill passo n it
59:00 <Avatar> darkvision
59:22 <Brunius> So why do you need light anyway?
00:08 <Avatar> for party members
00:16 * Mort doesnt care about light
00:24 <Mort> my human has an ioun torch
00:30 <Brunius> Why aren't your party members providing their own light?
00:40 <Avatar> they are doing other things
00:43 <Avatar> it's a game of cooperation 
00:44 <Mort> they shoudl learn
00:49 <Mort> 75 gp for an ioun torch
00:53 <Mort> give em one and they'll stop bugging you
01:10 <Avatar> they bought alchemical fire to deal with swarms to save you buying them so you could provide them with light
01:24 <Mort> I suggest you bring an ioun torch
01:27 <Mort> make the lead guy carry it
01:31 <Mort> matter settled - no more light issues
01:36 <Avatar> can't, we're all broke now
02:02 <Mort> 75 gp?
02:06 <Mort> talk to xyn/grull about it
02:11 <Mort> they're pretty generous
02:31 <Mort> heck you can talk to kalara bout it too
02:56 <Mort> maybe xyn should start bringin ioun toches
02:58 <Mort> torches
03:23 <Brunius> Ok, Avatar, so what happens when everyone relies on another person to bring light?
03:28 <Brunius> Or Alchemical fire?
03:35 <Brunius> I'm talking about PFS specifically here
04:00 <Mort> xyn didnt bring light since SHE doesnt need it. Neither does grull
04:03 <Mort> kalara carries her own light
04:07 <Mort> aka hte torch
05:32 <Mort> !throw 1d6+2 hrmmms
05:33 <diebot> Mort, hrmmms: [1d6=4] 6
05:40 <Mort> interesting
06:53 <Mort> might have a use for that reachrod afterall
09:09 <Brunius> Mort, how necessary is INT to a Magus?
09:24 <Mort> uh I put some int - 16
09:34 <Mort> probably thats about as much as you need, its your spell dcs- thoug hif you want you can drop to 14
09:39 <Mort> the only thing youre going to do is shocking grasp anyway..
09:44 <Brunius> Specifically a Gunslinger/Magus multiclass aiming to go in for close combat
09:53 <Mort> the only problem is if you have problems in combat casting
10:01 <Hydrazine> Finished my book!
10:04 <Mort> I think a magus can live with 14 int
10:05 <Mort> acutally
10:13 <Mort> just taht Im a hexcrafter so..Id like my hexes to be a bit more powerful
10:23 <Brunius> Would there be a problem with leaving my INT as 10?
10:26 <Mort> yes
10:29 <Mort> you cant cast a freaking spell
10:30 <Mort> at all
10:35 <Brunius> Ah, yes
10:36 <Mort> shocking grasp needs 11 for minimum spell level
10:37 <Brunius> That might be a problem.
10:38 <Hydrazine> I think alot of it depends on if you intend to use save DC spells or not.
10:38 <Mort> nub
10:43 <Brunius> Hmmm
10:44 <Mort> magi should not
10:50 <Mort> mort will put kalara's dcs to shame easily
10:53 <Brunius> What level is shocking grasp?
10:55 <Mort> 1
10:59 <Hydrazine> If you don't use save DCs, you can deal with a lower int.
11:05 <Mort> and later magi can use cc wiht no dcs
11:08 <Mort> like throw black tentacles
11:10 <Mort> that kind of shit
11:14 <Mort> dc what?
11:35 <Mort> you know I think Im going to look more into spectral hand
11:36 <Mort> and ghoul touch
12:02 <Hydrazine> I think Nearis might come out of the freezer sometime, if I get around to it.
12:13 <Mort> if you need any buddies just holler
12:18 <Mort> problem is only kendra is lv 1 now :D
12:44 <Mort> yay 2 casters walking out for a party
12:47 <Mort> guess we get to UMD clw
12:56 <Mort> I perosnally for magi would drop int ot maybe 14
13:09 <Mort> they have some nice spellies too
13:50 <Mort> hydra..spectral hand isnt a magus spell
13:58 <Mort> but I suppose I get to go into hte melee mess and get messed up
13:59 <Mort> >.,
14:00 <Mort> >.<
14:18 <Mort> or..REACH RODS!
14:21 * Mort squeaks
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27:51 <tashphones> Rah!
28:00 <Hydrazine> Rah!
28:24 * tashphones tashasaurus bites
29:49 * Mort hugs tashes
29:54 * Mort needs a hug
32:36 <Mort> what level 4 spells should I get now
32:45 * tashphones puts her claws and teeth away and snuggles mort
33:40 * Mort snuggles tashes
33:43 <Mort> HYDRA
33:45 <Mort> I have a FEAT
33:47 <Mort> what should I do with IT
33:53 <Hydrazine> Feat it!
33:55 <Hydrazine> Feat it!
34:01 <Hydrazine> Noone wants to be de-feated!
35:07 <Hydrazine> With who, Mort?
39:23 <Mort> mort yeah
41:44 <tashphones> I has feets!
44:02 <Mort> okay set it
44:37 <Mort> spells tentatively black tentacles and greater invis
44:44 <Hydrazine> Tashasaurus has feets.
44:48 <Hydrazine> And tiny little arms.
45:06 <Mort> lol
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25:59 <Brunius> Didn't Mort die a horrible death after uptiering?
29:15 <Mort> that was khaz
29:19 <Mort> anwyay..yeah nother life
29:28 <Mort> mort woudlnt even be in THAT scenario, 1 level too high for it
29:36 <Mort> okay looking at stuff anyway..
32:58 <Mort> isnt there the silly dragonbreath thing from we be goblins or some kind of brew you can drink and spit fire?
32:59 <Mort> grrs
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12:41 <Avatar> oops
12:50 <Avatar> you started near corpselight and made your way to graydirge
12:55 <Avatar> I thought it was the other way around
12:59 <Avatar> that makes a lot more sense
17:31 <Mekkis> Mort, Why did you ding me?
20:40 <Mort> nothing
20:42 <Mort> did I ?
20:44 <Mort> mustve been ages ago
20:47 <Mort> anwyay Im 7
20:49 <Mort> and looking for a feat
20:51 <Mort> suggestions mek
22:00 <Avatar> hi mekkis how else can I overpower my character can you help ?
24:26 <Mort> very funny
24:34 <Mort> you ask us for suggestions all the time too
24:36 <Avatar> :o)
24:36 <Mort> so I dont mind asking
24:41 <Mort> the whole channel heard me asking :D
24:56 <Avatar> that's what asking mekkis for suggestions will give you though
25:08 <Avatar> it seemed you specifically asked him and nobody else
25:39 <Avatar> have you got a shortlist
26:03 <Mort> I asked hydra too
26:06 <Mort> since youre around now
26:08 <Mort> I can ask you as well :D
26:13 <Avatar> yeah what's your shortlist
26:21 <Mort> problem is i dont have one
26:26 <Mort> I thought I hadnt taken improved familiar already
26:28 <Mort> then I realised I have
26:36 <Mort> I have spell focus and greater spell focus conjuration
26:45 <Mort> augment summoning? (but I havent summoned any shit)
26:48 <Avatar> did you have a look through what's available :P
26:58 <Mort> I think its either augment summoning or one of those metamagic spells
27:02 <Mort> possibly reach/empower
27:03 <Avatar> the core rulebook might not have many good feats for a wizard
27:11 <Mekkis> Mort, I thought level 7 was earmarked for improved familiar?
27:17 <Mort> well I thought so
27:21 <Mort> then realised I got it at level 5 bonus feat
27:22 <Avatar> APG and UM are good I think
27:24 <Mort> along with ehighten spell
27:27 <Mort> the nI was like OOOh
27:30 <Mort> so now Im LOST
27:36 <Mekkis> spell focus
27:39 <Mekkis> oh
27:43 <Mekkis> SPELL PENETRATION
27:47 <Mekkis> you will thank me
27:49 <Mort> Im an ELF nub
27:54 <Mort> I already have a +2 floating around me
27:55 <Mekkis> that's no excuse
27:58 <Avatar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/feats/feat-tree
28:08 <Avatar> oh yeah spell penetration is a good consideration
28:10 <Mort> does it stack with racials?
28:13 <Mekkis> yes
28:14 <Mort> I thought it didnt..
28:23 <Mekkis> Mort, look at it this way:
28:31 <Avatar> when you get bad guys with SR, knowing that spells will be NEGATED if you don't pass the roll
28:32 <Mekkis> SR is generally around 12 + CR
28:34 <Avatar> you will wish you had it
28:34 <Mort> I dont even remember using my _2 most of hte time
28:48 <Mekkis> enemies generally have a higher CR than you
29:00 <Mekkis> without any modifiers, you'll fail 60% of the time
29:05 <Mekkis> elf drops it to 50%
29:12 <Mekkis> spell penetration drops it to 40%
29:18 <Avatar> I played a scenario just before I hit 7th level
29:22 <Avatar> and we fought someone with SR
29:30 <Mort> avatar - I was with you with those demons
29:34 <Avatar> after that I thought yeah definitely spell penetration is good
29:36 <Mort> and my jaw dropped out when magic missile bounced
29:47 <Mekkis> four out of Mytiazair's last 5 shirt rerolls have been on spell penetration
30:43 <Avatar> I wouldn't call it an essential feat, but it is pretty nice
31:04 <Avatar> as nice as spell focus
31:23 <Avatar> go look through that feat tree list
31:32 <Mort> hrmm
31:35 <Avatar> try and find a few that appeal to you and pick one out of the list
31:38 <Mekkis> Great Fortitude
31:42 <Mekkis> dodge
32:01 <Mort> dodge imo no point
32:02 <Mekkis> toughness
32:03 <Mort> ac is suxors
32:07 <Mort> toughness already taken
32:07 <Mort> at 1
32:39 <Mekkis> point blank shot
32:45 <Mort> that one maybe
33:01 <Mekkis> persistant spell
33:07 <Mekkis> bouncing spell
33:12 <Mort> I rahter get rod for persistant
33:15 <Mekkis> (probably better as a rod)
33:18 <Mort> reach for feat?
33:27 <Mort> might have some use turning touch spells into range spells..
33:30 <Avatar> rods are the only way to have metamagic if you ask me
33:35 <Avatar> screw spending feats on them
33:35 <Mort> esp at 8 I can apply 1 level of metamagic for free
33:42 <Mort> to anyspell I like
33:48 <Avatar> there are rare exceptions for specific builds
33:57 <Mekkis> Mort, what touch spells do you cast?
34:05 * Mort blushes and hides in a hole
34:17 * Mort doesnt want to explain what she did this scenario
34:28 <Avatar> she hid for most of it I think
34:39 <Mort> yeah
34:46 <Avatar> told the weasel to run for its life
34:57 <Avatar> it was quite funny
35:01 <Mort> obviously :D
35:11 <Mekkis> was anyone left behind?
35:21 <Avatar> almost, but alas no
35:25 <Avatar> have you played it
35:28 <Mekkis> yes
35:32 <Mekkis> I was at your table!
35:36 <Avatar> oh
35:38 <Avatar> you haven't marked it off
37:33 Mort is now known as Mort-
38:06 <Avatar> that was actually a really fun mod to run
38:12 <Mort-> yeah
38:13 <Mort-> scary as hell
38:19 <Avatar> I don't usually get that
38:31 * Mort- shudders and hides in a hole more
38:34 <Mort-> and yeah LEVEL 4 spells
38:44 <Mekkis> oh fun
38:48 <Avatar> yeah no more tier 1-5 garbage
38:49 <Mekkis> Terrible Remorse!
38:53 <Mort-> why?
39:01 <Mort-> Im not an enchantment specialist
39:06 <Mekkis> because Avatar will say it's broken
39:13 <Avatar> mekkis do you want to run a game this weekend
39:21 <Mort-> I wont be around on sunday anwyay
39:21 <Mekkis> this weekend?
39:25 <Avatar> yeah
39:28 <Mort-> helping my moms store
39:29 <Mekkis> there's only like 80 minutes left in it
39:36 <Avatar> after today
39:43 <Mekkis> oh
39:46 <Mekkis> tomorrow?
39:55 <Mort-> I cant play
39:55 <Avatar> well whenever
39:56 <Mort-> work
40:03 <Avatar> I might run another one 
40:04 <Mekkis> next Saturday, sure
40:07 <Mekkis> who's around?
40:09 <Avatar> mincedsushi wants to run one
40:50 <Avatar> I don't know who'll be around, if you give me some details I'll set it up
41:03 <Mekkis> what tier should I be aiming for?
41:25 <Avatar> well brunius won't play 
41:37 <Mekkis> pity
41:53 <Avatar> probably 1-5
41:57 <Mekkis> Pathfinder Society Scenario #3-21: The Temple of Empyreal Enlightenment 
42:23 <Mort-> oh that one
42:27 <Mort-> I missed the google groups run
42:31 <Mort-> hey can I bring my synthesist? :D
42:33 * Mort- laughs
42:35 <Mort-> lol
43:00 <Mort-> yep definitely xyniel
43:40 <Avatar> did ballig end up running shades of ice 2
43:45 <Mort-> he didnt
44:00 <Mort-> Ill prolly bring my magus on T 1-2 for shades of ice 2
44:06 <Avatar> we should get that scheduled, because I'm looking at shades of ice 3
44:09 <Mort-> btw..next snday Im unavailaible
44:17 <Mort-> gone to help mom tend the garage sale
44:25 <Avatar> tell her to run it on friday
44:30 <Mort-> not possible
44:35 <Mort-> dates are fixed by community centre
44:38 <Avatar> how about thursday?
45:07 <Avatar> I know, I'll run The Darkest Vengeance
45:09 <Avatar> trololololol
45:11 <Mekkis> you have another magus, Mort?
45:17 <Avatar> insert troll dance here
45:19 <Hydrazine> Magus all day!
45:34 <Hydrazine> Kyra died again.
45:35 <Avatar> god even the thought makes me sick
45:44 <Mort-> I cant play on thursday
45:47 <Mort-> yes I do
45:48 <Mort-> Im 2 atm
45:51 <Mort-> gone hexcrafter
46:04 <Hydrazine> Puppy's feeling more lively.
46:07 <Mort-> if meks running stuff Ill bring xyn
46:11 <Mort-> ah wasnt it you puking earlier hydra?
46:13 <Mort-> or the puppy?
46:15 <Hydrazine> She had surgery yesterday.
46:22 <Mort-> what happend?
46:26 <Hydrazine> Oh, I was puking. But I hear puppy did too.
46:37 <Mort-> you puked cos you ate something and failed a fort save..
46:38 <Hydrazine> She got fixed.
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46:45 <Hydrazine> No puppies for her.
46:50 <Mort-> haha
46:52 <Mort-> oh okay
47:02 <Mort-> think it has to be done
47:08 <Hydrazine> But she was really mellow all day yesterday. Just laying around.
47:15 <Avatar> I levelled up Cairo to 7 after today
47:21 <Mekkis> oh no
47:31 <Mekkis> he survived Darkest Vengeance, didn't he?
47:39 <Avatar> yeah, Roger died
47:45 <Avatar> comedy bard Roger
48:12 <OsterGuard> hey all
48:15 <Mort-> well I kow avatar Ihavnet eactly been a very happy frontliner
48:18 * Mort- grins at avatar
48:21 <Mort-> and I hide at the back alot
48:43 <Mort-> hi oster
48:46 <Mort-> tomororws a holiday for you guys but I have WORK :(
49:10 <Avatar> hey OsterGuard, you should play with us more
49:17 <OsterGuard> Yeah
49:19 <Mort-> yeah u get to party. I dont
49:21 <Mort-> life sux.
49:23 <OsterGuard> But I have homework
49:23 * Mort- sulks in a corner
49:32 <Mort-> I have a BRIGHT IDEA
49:32 <Avatar> homework sucks
49:36 <Mort-> you must do TEAMWORK Feats.
49:37 <OsterGuard> And on saturdays I have basketball
49:44 <OsterGuard> And on Sunday I have work :(
49:48 <Mort-> A does maths, B does history, C does geography
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49:51 <OsterGuard> Not fun
49:51 <Hydrazine> Howdy Oster.
49:52 <Avatar> yuck
49:52 <Mort-> and after that A copies B and C
49:55 <Mort-> that works!
49:57 <Avatar> work/life balance, chief
49:59 <OsterGuard> hey Hydra
50:03 <Mort-> see?
50:07 <Mort-> you need to split the bad work
50:11 <Mort-> you need a bunch of friends
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50:15 <Mort-> then you start cribbing answers
50:16 <OsterGuard> Hey
50:22 <OsterGuard> What're you implying?
50:38 <Mort-> he didnt imply anything
50:43 <Mort-> I was the one who outright told you to copy your homework
50:45 <Mort-> :D
50:49 <OsterGuard> :P
50:51 <OsterGuard> True
51:03 <OsterGuard> But you said "you need a bunch of friends"
51:07 <OsterGuard> :P
52:05 <Mort-> yes
52:13 <Mort-> thats easy, you can get more friends by offering them some homework!
52:19 <Avatar> level 7 is pretty nice for cleric
52:25 <Mort-> you say Ill do geography, youll let me copy history and maths
52:30 <Mort-> then Ill share my geography with you
52:32 <Mort-> see? Trade.
52:35 <Mort-> fair agreement.
52:42 <Avatar> 4d6 channels, new spell level opens
52:44 <Mort-> humans are self centered. Im sure they'll get the point
52:46 <OsterGuard> haha
52:47 <OsterGuard> Nice
52:50 <OsterGuard> Except
52:58 <OsterGuard> Doesn't help with actual exams
52:59 <OsterGuard> :/
53:07 <Mort-> thats a different story
53:13 <Mort-> but does homework acutally help with exams much?
53:15 * Mort- grinz
53:24 <Mort-> just understand what you're copying and you're fine
53:29 <OsterGuard> True
53:31 <OsterGuard> haha
53:50 <Mort-> with THAT settled.
53:55 <Mort-> why dont we game somemore :P
53:58 * Mort- laughs loudly
53:59 <Mort-> lol
54:01 <OsterGuard> Also
54:10 <OsterGuard> My mum will probably kick me off
54:16 <OsterGuard> Because she's EVIL
54:18 <Mort-> dont let her catch you
54:19 <Mort-> DUH
54:22 <Mort-> youre not lawful stupid
54:24 <Mekkis> ok
54:27 <Hydrazine> lawful or chaotic?
54:29 <OsterGuard> :P
54:31 <OsterGuard> Lol
54:32 <Mort-> so. Hydra
54:37 <Mort-> are you going to say I have pally class levels now? :D
54:44 * Mort- is busy debunking the myth that she has pally class levels
54:45 <Mekkis> who's up for The Temple next Saturday
54:45 <Hydrazine> Yep.
54:49 <Mekkis> starting 2pm
54:50 * Mort- raises paw
54:52 <Mort-> WHAT?
54:53 <Mort-> SO LATE?
54:57 <Mort-> ah its fine by me
54:58 <OsterGuard> When my computer is right by the kitchen? Don't let her catch me for 6 hours?
55:01 <Mort-> Ill go for a swim, come back home
55:11 <Mort-> tel your mom. Mom. Ive ffinsihed my homework
55:14 <Mort-> see?
55:14 <OsterGuard> Haha
55:17 <Mort-> (after you copied it all)
55:19 <OsterGuard> That doesn't work :(
55:21 <Mort-> then go get busy palying
55:22 <Mort-> why?
55:27 <Mort-> the truth is you DID finsih your homework
55:36 <Mort-> (how you finsined it is a diffefen story)
55:47 <Hydrazine> Hey Oster.
55:53 <Hydrazine> I recommend faking your own death.
55:59 <Mort-> No
56:02 <OsterGuard> YES
56:06 <Mort-> that requires a lot of planning
56:08 <OsterGuard> BEST IDEA EVER
56:09 <Hydrazine> That..
56:10 <Mort-> how are you going to FD..
56:15 <Hydrazine> Or sneak attacking her with something non-lethal.
56:18 <Mort-> unless hydra comes up with a godo plan
56:19 <Mort-> WHAT?
56:21 <Mort-> HYDRAZINE
56:24 * Mort- slap slaps hydra
56:30 <Mort-> you're talking about...horrible things
56:36 <OsterGuard> NOW I HAVE TO PAY FOR FOOD AND ACCOMADATION ON $40 A WEEK
56:49 <Mort-> look. you tell her you finsihed your homework after you copied it all
56:50 <OsterGuard> WOO!
56:52 <Mort-> then you can have some funs?
56:56 <OsterGuard> I'll try :P
57:01 <Mort-> thats the wya you do it
57:08 <Mort-> and HYDRAZINE. I have done an unlawful act
57:12 <Mort-> if I was a pally Ive definitely fallen :D
57:15 * Mort- grinz
58:23 <Avatar> mort you need to buy another spellbook
58:31 <Mort-> okay
58:32 <Mort-> I will.
58:35 <Mekkis> do what mytiazair does
58:39 <Mort-> then Ill secret page it all
58:39 <Mort-> :D
58:42 <Mort-> i already am
58:51 <Avatar> what does mytiazair do
00:30 <Hydrazine> Whatever he wants?
00:38 <Mekkis> keeps his spellbooks in a locker in <his hometown>
01:06 <Avatar> can't prepare them?
01:08 <Mekkis> before every mission, casts secret page about a hundred times to create copies of the spellbooks to use
01:17 <Mekkis> carries the copies with him
02:26 <Hydrazine> 17 hours of casting?
02:31 <Mekkis> sure
02:38 <Mekkis> you have infinite time between scenarios
02:38 <Mort-> inbetween scenario time is...
02:41 <Mort-> infinite
02:52 <Mekkis> he increments his age by a year every time he gains a level
03:07 <Avatar> I don't think that works man
03:18 <Mekkis> why not?
03:34 <Avatar> secret page is making the copy, right
03:41 <Mekkis> ja
03:47 <Avatar> does it copy the magic in the page
03:51 <Avatar> or just the text
05:01 <Avatar> the wording of the spell description suggests it's only text and you can put other magic over it
05:26 <Avatar> it's also a 2nd or 3rd level spell
05:32 <Avatar> so how are you casting that 100 times
05:40 <Mort-> infintie time during scenarios
05:41 <Mort-> between
05:43 <Mort-> its permanent
05:46 <Mort-> so make the pages one by one
05:50 <Mort-> we;re elves/half elves anwyay
06:25 <Avatar> yeah I guess that could work
06:31 <Avatar> what does elves/half-elf got to do with it
06:37 <Mort-> we live close ot forever
06:45 <Avatar> lol
06:47 <Mort-> if we spent a year each time bewteen scnearios if we were human
06:51 <Mort-> we'd die of old age before hitting 12
06:56 <Avatar> is mytiazair an elf
07:35 <Mekkis> half-elf
07:36 <Avatar> secret page is specific about not being able to change a spell on a scroll
07:49 <Avatar> that translates pretty closely to not being able to change/add magic to it
07:56 <Mort-> we just copying pages :D
08:11 <Mekkis> it's just text
08:29 <Avatar> yeah I think I read somewhere that spellbooks and scrolls aren't just text
08:43 <Mekkis> is it [O]fficial?
08:46 <Avatar> they're infused with magic or special inks or something
08:52 <Avatar> yeah, it's in the rulebook somewhere
09:01 <Mekkis> [citation needed]
09:08 <Hydrazine> Well, There is a feat for scribing scrolls. Fighters can't do it.
09:21 <Hydrazine> Even if you trace out every line on the paper.
09:22 <Mekkis> given that is [O]fficially worked in 3.5e, and the text of the spell hasn't changed
09:33 <Mekkis> Hydrazine, but a scroll is magic
09:36 <Mekkis> a spellbook isn't
11:09 <Avatar> I can't find it at a glance and I don't care to research it 
11:32 <Avatar> it's kind of cool to play a paranoid mage that way
12:08 <Hydrazine> Well, how do you replace a lost spellbook if you don't have backups?
12:21 <Avatar> you never really lose spellbooks
13:00 <Hydrazine> An option is that you can scribe down a spell you have currently memorized, which takes the spell slot, just like casting it.
13:08 <Mekkis> you should be paranoid about your spellbooks, they are very expensive to replace
13:20 <Avatar> when do you replace a spellbook
13:42 <Mekkis> if it gets stolen, wet, burnt...
13:43 <Hydrazine> What if your only one got eaten by the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal?
13:49 <Mekkis> eaten
14:00 <Mort-> yeah
14:02 <Mort-> Id say the wet part sucks
14:09 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz34ml&page=4?When-spellbooks-get-wet#151
14:12 <Mort-> did I tell you xyniel stuffed all her scrolls into a waterproof bag
14:20 <Mort-> before going into a place where she heard there may be ocean
14:25 <Mort-> she even put an air crystal in her mouth
14:26 <Mort-> lol
14:31 <Mort-> spit it out before she bit someone though
14:38 <Mort-> talk about paranoia..
14:39 <Mort-> haha
14:46 <Mekkis> Mort-, how many spellbooks do you have now?
15:07 <Hydrazine> It takes read magic to understand someone else's spellbook, and a spellcraft check.
15:45 <Mort-> quite some I think
15:48 <Mort-> I need to buy a new book
15:53 <Mort-> avatar told me to
15:55 <Mort-> so I will buyone
16:25 <Mekkis> Mort-, 1 page per spell level
16:26 <Avatar> Lost spells temporarily is not what happens when you destroy your spellbook. If a "good player" embraces the "challenge" of their spellbook being destroyed and having to relearn spells - if they can (have you even looked those rules up?) - then you have confused a good player with a masochist.
16:30 <Avatar> hahahha!
16:32 <Mort-> ah Ill work it out later
16:41 <Mort-> I can buy 4 more spellbooks anyway
16:52 <Mekkis> if you copied Mytiazair's books, you'll need three
16:56 <Mort-> k
16:59 <Mort-> Ill buy 4 more spellbooks
17:01 <Mort-> matter settled
17:03 <Mekkis> Mytiazair just opened his fourth
17:21 <Avatar> I think you only needed a second one
19:17 <Mort-> ah just buy 4 more spellbooks and dont get people bugging me
19:33 * Mort- gives a careless wave of her paw
20:04 <Avatar> james jacobs made a post saying soaking a spellbook won't ruin it
20:36 <Avatar> http://paizo.com/forums/dmtz34ml&page=4?When-spellbooks-get-wet#177
21:10 <Mekkis> Avatar, perhaps he did. But I don't want to have to dig out that forum post in the middle of a game
21:19 <Avatar> yeah that's why I bookmarked it
21:32 <Avatar> you can add threads to a List
21:35 <Mekkis> the Mytaizair method works all the time, every time
21:36 <Avatar> which is under wishlists
21:49 <Mekkis> and is 100% RAW
21:50 <Avatar> yeah as long as secret paging isn't disputable
21:56 <Avatar> I've never actually heard you do that when you play :P
22:03 <Avatar> I mean that is somethign that would stick out
22:19 <Mekkis> what do you mean?
22:30 <Avatar> I've never heard you say you're doing that at the beginning of a game
22:38 <Mekkis> it's like casting Mage Armour at the start of each day
22:53 <Mekkis> or casting heightened continual flame the day before the scenario
22:56 <Mekkis> or goodberry
23:02 <Mekkis> (which Grolschmir always does)
23:04 <Avatar> yeah, I hear people say I'm casting mage armor now for the rest of the day
23:32 <Avatar> I don't hear you say I've prepared my entire spellbooks list with secret page in the year since the last time I played a scenario
25:05 <Avatar> I should have shown you guys what the big bad guys looked like
25:08 <Avatar> I actually had them prepared
27:03 <Avatar> hydrazine, you're still connected, I'll show you
27:15 <Hydrazine> i am?
27:18 <Hydrazine> Oh. Indeed.
27:26 <Hydrazine> Cool.
27:41 <Hydrazine> Yeah, Jerus would totally put some hammer into that.
27:51 <Mort-> what hammer?
28:00 <Hydrazine> The hammer.
28:16 <Avatar> mort, if you reconnect to CA you can have a look
28:19 <Mort-> k
28:39 <Hydrazine> I shall call him.. Wormy.
29:02 <Mort-> ip add
29:03 <Mort-> fluffy
29:07 <Mort-> you always call scary things fluffy
29:12 <Mort-> gimme hte IP add thanks
29:13 <Avatar> 203.214.41.179
29:18 <Mort-> ists an utopian tradition
29:42 <Mort-> whic map
29:44 <Mort-> al black atm
29:50 <Hydrazine> What about Hoppy? Can you call them Hoppy?
30:01 <Mort-> no
30:02 <Mort-> fluffy
30:04 <Mort-> fluffy it is
30:06 <Mort-> fluffy it shall be
30:11 <Avatar> i've reloaded them, let me know if you can't see them after it loads them
30:26 <Mort-> I think I still loading
31:35 <Hydrazine> Looks like a Dune sandworm.
31:51 <Hydrazine> Jerus should've had some picks.. Take that thing for a ride.
31:52 <Mort-> it dindt load
31:55 <Mort-> but I am reloading ca
32:13 <Avatar> ok I'm just loading the first one now
32:16 <Avatar> let me know when you have it
32:36 <Avatar> I think doing more than one at a time completely breaks things
32:46 <Mort-> k
32:48 <Mort-> I see wormy
32:49 <Mort-> he looks cool
32:52 <Mort-> or fluffeh
33:10 <Hydrazine> Would a couple gallons of water kill it, Avatar?
33:21 <Avatar> I dunno man
33:22 <Hydrazine> Does he drop the spice?
33:35 <Mort-> god
33:36 <Avatar> yeah
33:41 <Mort-> thats beautiful
33:44 <Mort-> in a alien kind of way
33:46 <Avatar> isn' tit
33:50 * Mort- eyes widen with wonder
33:53 <Avatar> I can't believe I forgot about this
34:00 <Mort-> but I still didnt see the spellist
34:01 <Mort-> lol :D
34:09 <Avatar> although in my defence, I didn't think the game was going to happen so I wasn't prepared !
34:10 <Hydrazine> other map
34:32 <Mort-> which map hydra
34:47 <Avatar> mort can only see these ones I just loaded
34:57 <Hydrazine> oh
35:19 <Mort-> okay
35:21 <Mort-> so where was the spellbook
35:22 <Avatar> okay, I'm about to shut it down
35:26 * Mort- gets bookworm feeling
35:30 <Mort-> or hydra you can pm to me
35:31 <Avatar> oh, good question
35:32 <Mort-> Im fine with it
36:17 <Avatar> I'll pm it to you mort
36:44 <Mort-> k
36:47 * Mort- ears prick up
40:30 <Avatar> in tier 8-9 there's two of those worms
40:37 <Avatar> and they're upgraded
40:55 <Mort-> not the right place
40:59 <Mort-> anwyay avatar do it in pm
41:03 <Mort-> or did you forget you werent in pm
41:20 <Avatar> I'm telling you and hydrazine
41:52 <Mort-> this is in public
41:53 <Mort-> u know
41:56 <Mort-> :D
42:00 <Mort-> its not a private conversation
42:03 * Mort- giggles
54:55 <Avatar> are you flirting with me mort
55:06 <Mort-> no
55:07 <Avatar> I don't know what to think about all of this
55:09 <Mort-> just reminding you
55:11 <Mort-> that this is not private
55:15 <Avatar> oh I remember
55:17 <Mort-> because youre doing it in the channel
55:23 <Mort-> you just told the channel secret details
55:26 <Mort-> if you want private pm
55:29 <Mort-> I dont flirt with you
55:31 <Mort-> I think.
56:17 <Avatar> hey mekkis what is a good cleric feat
56:43 <Mort-> is ther anything for channeling/
56:50 <Mort-> you already have a reach rod right?
56:52 <Avatar> I think I have them both
57:00 <Avatar> yeah I think so
57:05 <Avatar> don't worry about items
57:13 <Avatar> I wasn't serious
57:19 <Avatar> I was mocking you
58:20 <Avatar> I took spell focus necromancy at 5h level
58:35 <Avatar> but now that I haven't played this character at all, I have no idea if it was effective enough or not to take greater spell focus
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