// #d&d — 2012-06-22
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00:02:07 <Mekkis> but you haven't!
00:02:42 <Mort-> I'm filling it up
00:02:55 <Mort-> And now I'm asking you the whatever scenario number
00:06:08 <Mort-> I hope it works
00:06:54 <Mort-> Ok mekkis
00:06:58 <Mort-> I pressed submit
00:07:01 <Mort-> Did it work?
00:09:44 <Mort-> All right for all of you buggers buggering me
00:09:48 <Mort-> Its all uploaded
00:10:10 <Mort-> And don't ye go cratin' me
00:12:13 <Mekkis> thanks
00:13:28 <Mort-> Did it work?
00:14:11 <Mekkis> yes
00:14:34 <Mort-> Coolies.
00:14:41 <Mort-> Do i get chocolate chip cookies?
00:15:43 <Mort-> Ok so filling up that form used some brains.
00:15:48 <Mort-> I am actually normal now
00:15:56 <Mekkis> you get a very well-printed chronicle sheet!
00:15:59 <Mort-> No. I'm not burning the town down
00:16:07 <Mort-> Lol
00:16:15 <Mort-> And I'm not torturing anyone
00:16:15 <Mekkis> I know. You're enslaving it
00:16:21 <Mort-> What was i even thinking off
00:16:25 <Mekkis> and torturing EVERYONE
00:16:31 <Mort-> No. I'm not doing anything to the town
00:16:35 <Mort-> I'm not doing it now.
00:16:39 <Mekkis> (after you fill out EXACTLY what you're planning on doing)
00:16:39 <Mort-> I got my sanity back
00:16:50 <Mort-> The beast is inside where it should stay
00:16:59 <Mort-> I would kill it but it isn't possible
00:17:08 <Mekkis> oh well, just torture Steven
00:17:19 <Mekkis> and Spaceshot
00:17:25 <Mort-> I can't.
00:17:31 <Mort-> Morally not right.
00:17:40 <Mekkis> I don't know
00:17:41 <Mort-> I still wouldn't be lg by a long stretch.
00:17:44 <Mekkis> in Spaceshot's case
00:17:47 <Mort-> But I'm not ce now
00:17:48 <Mekkis> ...
00:17:56 <Mort-> I don't torture humans.
00:18:01 <Mort-> I don't torture anything
00:18:04 <Mort-> Period.
00:18:14 <Mekkis> shouldn't "being a douche on the internet" be punishable by torture?
00:18:39 <Mekkis> what about "being an unrepentant douche"
00:18:53 <Mort-> No because the only trouble you'll get is if you sue that person for defamation
00:18:58 <Mort-> Or something like that
00:19:14 <Mort-> Someone was sued for racist remarks on face book i think
00:20:16 <Mekkis> we should get legislation passed to enable torture to unrepentant douches on the internet
00:20:37 <Mort-> And some people did get lawsuits for saying bad things about our minister mentor mr lee
00:21:05 <Mort-> The only reason we can punish them is in the clause of cyber bullying because they are causing harm
00:21:24 <Mort-> The culprit in question has not ruined anyone's reputation
00:21:50 <Mort-> And actually there is no law permitting torture of people for cyber things
00:22:02 <Mekkis> we should get one passed!
00:22:11 <Mort-> Since there is no law permitting that. I can't torture anyone
00:22:29 <Mort-> Frankly i think the punishment does not suit the crime
00:22:38 <Mekkis> WRITE TO YOUR LOCAL MEMBER!
00:23:05 <Mekkis> gwhat is a suitable punishment?
00:23:07 <Mort-> Has he caused grevious emotional harm?
00:23:09 <Mort-> No
00:23:14 <Mort-> No internet for him
00:23:26 <Mort-> For a year. Till he learns to behave better
00:23:32 <Mort-> Time out you know :)
00:24:10 * Mekkis notices he has a Book of Vile Darkness on his bookshelf
00:24:33 <Mekkis> but suspending internet? That's the punishment for FILESHARING
00:24:42 <Mekkis> being a douche is much worse than THAT
00:24:42 * Mort- takes the book away and burns it
00:25:04 <Mort-> Well. He can't be a douche if he has no net
00:25:12 <Mekkis> ah, so you're lawful evil?!
00:25:14 <Mort-> Lots of time for reflection i would say
00:25:23 <Mort-> I'm not lawful evil
00:25:52 <Mekkis> goodnight
00:25:58 <Mort-> Aw
00:25:58 <Mekkis> please don't torture me in my sleep
00:26:03 <Mort-> Night mek
00:26:06 <Mort-> Sleep tight
00:26:25 <Mort-> Ill tell hydra about my step into the dark side
00:26:26 <Mort-> Tomorrow
00:26:37 <Mort-> I wouldn't do that mek.
00:26:48 <Mort-> I'm sad you would think i would do such a thing
00:51:47 <Avatar> <Mort-> Pick up every torture method i can on wiki and see which one gets the most screams :)
00:52:22 <Mort-> It was hyde who said that not me!
00:52:31 <Mort-> I'm jekyll now!
01:10:31 <Avatar> it was you
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04:32:32 <MincedSushi> >>
04:32:33 <MincedSushi> <<
04:32:39 <MincedSushi> I hate traveling.
04:37:21 <exBoomerET> I used to travel quite a bit for my job, but no more!
04:39:41 <exBoomerET> Living in hotels and eating in restaurants for 3 months at a time isn't my idea of a good time.
05:00:37 <MincedSushi> Not at all.
05:01:00 <MincedSushi> I'm glad to be home ^^
05:15:47 <Hydrazine> Howdy Sushi. Where you been?
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06:04:15 <exBoomerET> That bad huh?
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08:43:43 <Hydrazine> Howdy Urist.
08:55:56 <Mort-> Sushi!
08:56:00 <Mort-> Urist!
08:56:36 * Mort- hangs her head in shame
08:56:50 <Mort-> Hydra. I fell last night.
08:57:11 <Mort-> I wanted to burn the town at stake as a sacrifice to my evil overlord
08:57:26 <Hydrazine> Again?
08:58:29 <Mort-> Then i wanted to practice all the various torture methods :(
08:58:50 <Mort-> Filling up meks form helped with my sanity
08:58:56 <Mort-> :)
08:59:06 <Hydrazine> Huh?
09:02:26 <Mort-> He made me fill up form
09:02:39 <Mort-> On what scenarios I've played
09:03:58 * Mort- jumps up and down on mincedsushi
09:06:17 <Mort-> I think travelling is fine
09:06:29 <Mort-> For a vacation that is
09:22:10 <Urist> hey guys
09:23:55 <exBoomerET> Yes
09:25:39 <Urist> all piped up for tomorrow, cant wait
09:25:52 <Mort-> Have fun!
09:25:59 <Urist> thanks
09:26:03 <Mort-> Are your bags tied securely?
09:26:08 <exBoomerET> No idea what you're talking about, but sure!
09:26:12 <Mort-> Did you pack an imp inside them?
09:26:26 <Mort-> He is going to a convention
09:26:31 <Mort-> To play pfs
09:26:51 <Mort-> The imp is crucial. He will help you steal cookies.
09:27:21 <Mort-> Bought a clw wand with your pa?
09:27:32 <Mort-> Btw urist
09:27:39 <Mort-> One more thing before you go.
09:27:44 <Mort-> Got flasks?
09:27:52 <Mort-> Ie. Acid flasks
09:27:57 <Mort-> 10 gp per pop
09:27:58 <Urist> no
09:28:09 <Urist> might get one so
09:28:22 <Mort-> I told you to read the book of vile darkness
09:28:27 <Mort-> And you didn't :(
09:28:42 * Mort- sighs. People these days
09:28:44 <Urist> had no time :(
09:28:49 <Mort-> You get them 5 at a pop
09:28:53 <Mort-> Ah k forgiven.
09:29:02 <Mort-> Not everyone has no life like me
09:29:09 <Mort-> Buy them in batches of 5
09:29:17 <Mort-> You get one you might miss
09:29:43 <Urist> ah sorry got to go, cyas monday
09:29:47 <Mort-> Np
09:29:49 <Mort-> Have fun
09:29:58 <Urist> i will and thanks
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09:30:04 <Mort-> Don't forget the flasks!
09:30:08 <Mort-> Damn.
09:30:14 * Mort- sighs
09:31:45 <exBoomerET> and what con would this be? PaizoCon isn't for a couple weeks isn't it?
09:32:18 <exBoomerET> Nope, not PC
09:33:08 <Mort-> Its an irish thing
09:33:15 <Mort-> They have potatoes there
09:35:09 <exBoomerET> Never been to Ireland, closest I've been is Scotland. Land of the awesomest Black & Tans
09:35:27 <Mort-> Alcohol?
09:37:31 <exBoomerET> Yuuuuuup
09:37:55 <exBoomerET> I was affectionately called 'Beer Compass' when I was in the service.
09:38:59 <Mort-> You have a sixth sense for good beer?
09:39:12 <Mort-> or a sixth sense to find the bar?
09:39:56 <exBoomerET> Finding bars/taverns/etc.
09:40:03 <exBoomerET> Places that serve beer.
09:40:43 <exBoomerET> We could get off the sub and I would instinctively know which way to go to find beer (which was usually any way it turns out)
09:45:12 <Mort-> New spell
09:45:18 <Mort-> Know direction to beer.
09:45:39 <Mort-> Cantrip for boomer
09:46:11 <exBoomerET> :)
09:47:58 <Mort-> But usually its not hard to find a bar?
09:48:24 <Mort-> The concentration of cans or bottles or drunk people?
09:51:55 <Mort-> Great. Forums are down
09:52:09 <Mort-> No trolling the place
10:10:24 <Steven> so tired.
10:10:31 <Steven> this migraine sucks so bad.
10:13:54 <Mort-> :(
10:14:15 <Mort-> Where you went to on your road trip
10:14:17 <Mort-> Anyway
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10:31:17 <Steven> went down to oregon, to visit my friend sfor her graduation
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10:33:56 <Mort-> Did you get headaches on that road trip.h
10:33:57 <Mort-> ?
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12:17:54 <Brunius> Man
12:17:57 <Brunius> Only just woke up
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12:20:24 <Urist> cant go to bed, not tired
12:20:37 <Urist> i feel like a little kid haha
12:20:43 * Brunius casts transfer tiredness
12:20:49 <Urist> thanks
12:21:09 <Urist> !throw 1d20+6
12:21:24 <Urist> no die bot?
12:21:31 <Brunius> Apparently not
12:21:48 <Urist> ah, well how are you anyway?
12:21:50 <Brunius> !cast 1d20+6
12:21:50 <Avatar> [Brunius] 1d20 -- 18 +6 (Total: 24)
12:21:50 <Ballig> [Brunius] 1d20 -- 14 +6 (Total: 20)
12:22:00 <Urist> ah thanks
12:22:12 <Urist> nope im immune
12:22:21 <Urist> :P
12:22:22 <Brunius> :(
12:22:26 <Brunius> Sure you don't want any?
12:22:34 <Brunius> I'm practically giving it away
12:22:45 <Urist> i do but im just cant sleep
12:22:54 <Urist> i just*
12:23:23 <Urist> so...
12:23:41 <Urist> why do you say that?
12:24:10 <Urist> that your giving it away?
12:24:12 <Avatar> er
12:24:21 <Urist> hey avatar?
12:24:26 <Urist> avatar*
12:25:18 <Brunius> I'd rather you're tired than I am
12:25:37 <Urist> ahh i get it, why are you tired?
12:25:48 <Brunius> Sick, I think.
12:25:57 <Urist> thats sick haha
12:26:00 <Brunius> I just slept for about 14 hours
12:26:14 <Urist> oh you may have overslept
12:27:14 <Urist> so whats up?
12:35:21 <Brunius> Teen pregnancy rates.
12:35:48 <Urist> well that aint good :/
12:36:50 <Urist> true though
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12:40:12 <MekkisScreen> i Brunius
12:40:40 <Brunius> i Brunius indeed
12:40:47 <Brunius> Is this like I, Robot?
12:41:02 <Avatar> yeah you are a robot
12:41:25 <Brunius> I'm sorry, I don't understand that. Could you rephrase?
12:41:31 <MekkisScreen> It's called missing the 'h'
12:41:36 <Brunius> I know :P
12:41:56 <Avatar> but really you are a robot
12:42:04 <Brunius> I'm sorry, I don't understand that. Could you rephrase?
12:44:01 <MekkisScreen> Brunius: are you available this weekend?
12:44:15 <Brunius> When this weekend?
12:44:26 <Avatar> are you up for a game anytime this weekend
12:44:29 <MekkisScreen> saturday
12:44:54 <Brunius> Looks like I should be available
12:45:09 <MekkisScreen> ok
12:45:18 <MekkisScreen> ok
12:45:28 <MekkisScreen> have you played God's market?
12:45:32 <Brunius> Don't think so
12:45:51 * MekkisScreen considers running it
12:54:29 <Mort-> Me want!
12:54:34 * Mort- raises paw
12:54:43 <Mort-> Inc syn
13:12:52 <Mort-> I haven't played yet!
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13:42:25 <Steven> mort
13:42:36 <Steven> you smell like cheese
13:42:47 <Avatar> how do you know
13:43:44 <Tashes> Steven, make me breakfast
13:43:45 <Tashes> kthxbi
13:44:19 <Avatar> steven probably can't cook
13:46:01 <Tashes> anybody can cook breakfast.
13:46:16 <Avatar> steven strikes me as more of a let's order a pizza guy
13:49:22 <Steven> actually im a very good cook
13:49:31 <Steven> but i am totaly a lets order pizza guy
13:49:53 <Steven> and whatcha feelin? some dill eggs and bacon?
13:50:03 <Steven> Cause thats what i want.
13:58:11 * Mort- bites Steven
13:58:22 <Mort-> You see. I'm really unfortunate.
14:04:34 <Steven> yeah see. you smell like cheese
14:19:36 <Mort-> What line
14:19:39 <Mort-> Kind
14:19:45 <Avatar> Cheddar
14:19:45 <Mort-> Cheddar?
14:19:57 <Mort-> Oh good. I like cheddar.
14:20:11 <Mort-> Paremesan is too surmise
14:20:12 <Mort-> Strong
14:20:17 <Mort-> Brie is good too
14:20:40 <Mort-> And yes i am a decent cook of my own right
14:21:21 <Mort-> I used to bake muffins until i picked up pfs
14:21:46 <Mort-> Toast salmon.
14:22:25 <Mort-> Mekkis. If you're running anything on sat i think you better pop it now
14:30:56 <Steven> sorry mort, you smell like munster
14:44:34 <Brunius> I'm pretty much the only person in my family that bakes stuff
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15:10:43 <Mort-> My oh on
15:10:44 <Mort-> My
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15:44:49 <Brunius> Yay for netsplits
15:45:43 <Mort-> Lol
15:59:51 <Brunius> Sigh, there goes another life
16:00:04 <Brunius> Bandits, bandits everywhere
16:02:25 <Avatar> I know what you need
16:02:29 <Avatar> to dodge some bullets
16:05:37 <Brunius> $90 bro? I can't come up with that before christmas really
16:05:48 <Avatar> sux
16:05:53 <Brunius> 35GB?
16:06:01 <Avatar> neither can I, really
16:06:02 <Brunius> Man, I might have to make my linux partition smaller
16:06:32 <Brunius> Besides which my CPU is under minimum requirements
16:06:48 <Avatar> sux
16:07:02 <Brunius> I can't even overclock it anymore!
17:16:34 <Mort-> Urk
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18:01:23 <Avatar> ug, when did sushi join
18:19:19 <Mort-> Earlier but i bet he is sleeping off jet lag now
18:19:31 <Mort-> Since i woke up in the morning he was here
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19:14:53 <Brunius> WTT: [H]: Life [W]: Job
19:15:29 <Mort-> Don't most do it?
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21:03:31 <Mort-> Oh no
21:03:42 <Mort-> i did the dnd sorter
21:03:56 <Mort-> And guess what i got :(
21:04:38 <Mort-> Ln 2 ranger/1sora
21:04:41 <Mort-> Sora
21:04:46 <Mort-> Sorc
21:05:11 <Mort-> Stats 11,11,12,9,11
21:05:26 <Mort-> And elf.
21:05:27 <Mort-> Lol
21:06:17 <Mort-> Primary alignment is ln at 27 points
21:06:41 <Mort-> Secondary alignment lg at 24 points
21:06:45 <Mort-> Wtf...
21:07:34 <Mort-> God. Ranger sorc and wizard all at 4 points
21:07:37 <Mort-> Wtf :p
21:07:45 <Brunius> Mort-, where is this thing
21:08:04 <Mort-> easydamus.com/character.html
21:10:55 <Brunius> Damn, this thing has just asked me how drunk I can get with no ill effects
21:10:59 <Brunius> How the hell would I know
21:11:34 <Mort-> You Are A:
21:11:50 <Mort-> You tried drinking yet?
21:11:59 <Brunius> I'm 15 Mort-
21:12:07 <Brunius> It's slightly illegal to drink here when you're 15
21:12:24 <Mort-> Come on. My cousin slipped me drinks early
21:12:36 <Brunius> My cousins are hundreds of ks away.
21:12:36 <Mort-> Your not saying your family didn't try it for kicks?
21:12:53 <Mort-> Besides one day i was feeling cold. And tired of it.
21:12:59 <Mort-> So i took a swig.
21:13:15 <Mort-> Settles stupid problems like that pretty good.
21:13:38 <Mort-> Just put average then. Most of us have average alcohol tolerance
21:13:51 <Brunius> Animals... a) deserve our respect b) are delicious
21:14:02 <Mort-> They are delicious
21:14:10 <Mort-> Sorry. But that's the way i am
21:14:28 <Mort-> I may be a ranger but damn are they good to eat.
21:14:41 <Mort-> Ill respect them by cooking em right.
21:15:48 <Mort-> Detailed Results:
21:17:24 <Brunius> Mort-, how many questions are on this thing?
21:17:32 <Mort-> 129
21:17:44 <Mort-> I did it on cell
21:17:51 <Mort-> So stop whinin :)
21:18:41 <Brunius> I just wanted to make sure there weren't 500 or something
21:21:32 <Mort-> I'm always ln
21:22:56 <Brunius> Lawful Good Human Wizard (1st Level)
21:23:00 <Mort-> Lol
21:23:05 <Mort-> Lg!
21:23:08 <Mort-> Wow
21:23:29 <Mort-> Stats?
21:23:29 <Brunius> Statline is 12,12,11,15,14,11
21:23:39 <Mort-> Lol
21:23:43 <Mort-> Mine sucked
21:23:55 <Mort-> Or maybe I'm too humble
21:24:08 <Brunius> Maybe !
21:24:13 <Mort-> Heh
21:24:25 <Brunius> 19 points in LG, 18 each in CG and LN
21:24:28 <Mort-> I'm not a very confident person
21:24:58 <Mort-> 27 ln 24 lg here
21:24:59 <Brunius> 14 in human, 12 in halfling
21:25:12 <Mort-> I nearly ended up human
21:25:16 <Mort-> By one point
21:25:17 <Brunius> ha, -25 for barb and druid
21:25:25 <Brunius> 8 for Wizzie
21:26:08 <Mort-> -23 for barb and bard
21:26:19 <Mort-> Though i thought i should be one
21:26:26 <Mort-> Perform piano
21:27:27 <Mort-> -17 for pally
21:28:07 <Mort-> That's for anyone who says i have pally class levels
21:34:53 <Mort-> Need two hands on dinner now
21:35:00 <Mort-> Eating chicken
21:35:03 <Mort-> Afk
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21:44:03 <Mort-> That was nice dinner all right
21:44:24 * Mort- tail unfurls
21:44:34 <Avatar> you don't have a tail
21:44:47 <Mort-> I do
21:45:02 <Avatar> no you don't
21:45:02 * Mort- tailslaps avatar
21:45:17 <Mort-> There. That's my tail. She doesn't like you.
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21:46:25 <Mort-> Anyway avatar. You know my results now?
21:46:27 <Mort-> :d
21:46:34 <Avatar> I don't know what you're talking about
21:46:50 <Mort-> easydamus.com/character.html
21:47:04 <Mort-> What class and race and alignment would you be in dnd
21:48:21 <Avatar> don't care
21:48:27 <Mort-> :p
21:48:39 <Mort-> Just in the name of good fun dude!
21:48:50 * Mort- pounces on avatar
21:48:52 <Avatar> do you do quizzes on facebook
21:49:05 <Mort-> I don't have fb period
21:49:25 <Mort-> Cbfked to get fb
21:50:09 <Avatar> but it has quizzes
21:50:15 <Mort-> So?
21:50:22 <Mort-> I don't like fb.
21:50:28 <Avatar> but you like quizzes
21:50:32 <Avatar> just in the name of good fun dude!
21:50:50 <Mort-> Can't be arsed to post
21:50:59 <Mort-> If my friends found out i had fb.
21:51:16 <Mort-> They would expect me to post a lot
21:51:32 <Mort-> And really i think you have no privacy on fb
21:51:42 <Avatar> good riddance to bad rubbish
21:51:51 <Mort-> I told you bout the last time someone got their hands on my dairy right?
21:52:01 <Mort-> I told myself after i would never write one again
21:52:40 <Avatar> I have no idea
21:52:50 <Mort-> Fyi.
21:52:58 <Mort-> My teacher called up my mom
21:53:06 <Mort-> To talk about the contents in that.
21:53:15 <Mort-> Because i wrote too much about games
21:59:51 <Brunius> Primary school teachers overreact
22:00:29 <Brunius> I'm gonna be staying up until like 2am aren't I
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22:08:01 <Mort-> Btw. That was high school
22:08:08 <Mort-> Not elementary school
22:10:51 <Avatar> how old are you again
22:19:59 <Mort-> Now?
22:20:00 <Mort-> 25
22:20:11 <Mort-> Wow.
22:21:17 <Mort-> Really would like to know if mekkis is running gods market gamble tomorrow
22:21:33 <Mort-> Because i don't have xyns sheet on me atm i should think
22:23:04 <Mort-> But i know about everything about her in detail including her purchases so it shouldt be a problem to update from an earlier version
22:26:55 <Avatar> he might run it ad hoc
22:29:29 <Mort-> Ok time to start auditing
22:29:40 <Mort-> At lower tier if
22:29:50 <Mort-> 1-2 ill bring my magus
22:30:05 <Mort-> And get to dodge mek trying to kill me again
22:30:08 <Mort-> :p
22:30:31 <Mort-> Life is fun
22:30:45 <Mort-> But i think i rather play xyn
22:31:02 <Mort-> Since on Sunday ill definitely be in magus form
22:33:14 <Mort-> But xyn can't break chase scenes like mort does with hold person
22:33:22 <Mort-> She can run faster then most though
22:34:09 <Mort-> Even has some perception and acro to boot
22:35:24 <Brunius> Being a skill monkey is pretty good for chase scenes
22:57:41 <Avatar> all you need for chase scenes is flight
23:02:59 <Brunius> http://i50.tinypic.com/15polj4.jpg
23:04:28 <Avatar> I just found the best spell ever
23:04:34 <Avatar> http://www.d20pfsrd.com/magic/all-spells/s/summoner-conduit
23:05:39 <Brunius> Pretty specific circumstances for use
23:05:48 <Avatar> not really
23:05:51 <Avatar> target must be a summoner
23:05:59 <Avatar> that's the whole point of what makes it awesome
23:06:06 <Brunius> Why?
23:06:22 <Avatar> damage targets both
23:06:25 <Avatar> did you read it
23:06:29 <Brunius> Yeah
23:06:33 <Avatar> it's brilliant
23:06:39 <Brunius> How often do you see a summoner in PFS
23:06:58 <Avatar> mekkis has one, mort has one
23:07:09 <Brunius> ...
23:07:19 <Avatar> summoners are around
23:07:20 <Brunius> So you're going to be harming Mekkis or Mort- in PFS?
23:07:28 <Avatar> well maybe you never know
23:07:48 <Avatar> when I write a scenario all the npc's will be able to cast this spell
23:08:15 <Avatar> beware synthesists
23:08:36 <Brunius> They don't like including non-core classes in scenarios because it would need reprinting of rules in the scenario or the core assumption to be widened
23:09:19 <Avatar> what
23:09:29 <Avatar> there are non core class bad guys in scenarios
23:09:34 <Avatar> they don't reprint rules
23:09:58 <Brunius> So how does someone that only owns the core assumption use the classes?
23:10:20 <Avatar> there's stat blocks in the scenarios for most of the bad guys
23:11:25 <Brunius> ...with reprinted rules so you use them?
23:12:01 <Avatar> what reprinted rules are you talking about
23:12:06 <Avatar> are we talking about the same thing
23:12:20 <Brunius> I don't know, are we?
23:12:28 <Avatar> they have stat blocks
23:12:41 <Brunius> So?
23:12:50 <Avatar> so what reprinted rules are you talking about
23:13:27 <Brunius> Say there's a summoner in a scenario. How does the GM know what rules affect the summoner
23:13:30 <Brunius> ?
23:14:25 <Avatar> what do you mean by what rules affect it
23:14:28 <Avatar> like what
23:14:42 <Brunius> The whole HP thing, for example
23:15:12 <Avatar> the summoner and the eidolon would have their own stat blocks saying hp 20
23:16:14 <Brunius> Maybe I'm understanding this incorrectly (I don't own the APG) but can't you transfer HP between them?
23:16:29 <Avatar> abilities they have are listed in the stat blocks
23:17:01 <Brunius> And these abilities would be rules reprinted from the APG, correct?
23:17:30 <Avatar> yeah
23:17:35 <Avatar> for those classes
23:18:42 <Avatar> bullet dodging time
23:19:30 <Brunius> Panadol+Bed time
23:26:50 <Mort-> Get well soon brt
23:26:51 <Mort-> Bru
23:27:09 <Mort-> And probably you'll see a magus instead avatar
23:28:24 <Mort-> Dismissal is more reliable
23:28:54 <Mort-> And in syn form i have high will save
23:29:18 <Mort-> Decent at least
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23:47:58 <OsterGuard> hey all
23:49:21 <OsterGuard> Bad avatar
23:49:30 <OsterGuard> You said mort's tail didn't exist
23:50:43 <Mort-> Good one :d
23:52:52 <Avatar> yeah it doesn't
23:53:14 <Avatar> Mort-: dismissal doesn't kill summoners
23:53:32 <Mort-> That won't kill us either
23:53:39 <Avatar> oh it will
23:53:42 <Mort-> So we take double damage
23:53:47 <Mort-> For spells that hit?
23:55:15 <Mort-> First. Will negates.
23:55:31 <Mort-> Second spell damage. Hurling fireballs?
23:55:37 <Mort-> I have evasion.
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23:56:22 <Mort-> Third. Where did i put that dispel magic.
23:56:32 * Mort- is a mildly irritated mur.
23:57:21 <Mort-> Worst possible case full wd drop suit and toss earth elementalp
23:57:43 <Mort-> Mebbe
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