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18:12 <Urist> 27 hours from now
18:36 <Avatar> what
20:48 <Urist> http://www.pfrpg.com.au/schedule.php5?id=51
21:11 <Avatar> that's in just under 11 hours from now
23:52 <Urist> Is it?, ah i just realised, my bad
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01:58 <Tashes> Hydra you scared steven off.
03:38 <Avatar> probably for the best
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04:07 <Tashes> hydra causing exodus
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57:18 <paul_banks> ugh
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01:41 <Kalara> for it
01:58 <Kalara> god..thats messy
02:00 * Kalara pants
02:16 <Yagh> cheers mekkis cheers all
02:21 <Kalara> thanks for the game :D
02:33 <urist> thanks Mekkis
02:36 <Kalara> why do I have to maintank...
02:41 * Kalara gives a long whine
03:13 <OrangeShark> that was great,
03:38 <Mort-> I wanted to make a career of hiding behind ohters..
03:41 * Mort- sniffs
03:44 <OrangeShark> so what happensnow?
04:00 <Mort-> we came out covered in glory
04:01 <Mort-> more or less
04:03 <OrangeShark> haha, that was my job
04:11 <Mort-> and anyway back to absalom
04:35 <Mort-> guess I learnt some things todya
04:38 <OrangeShark> but, whats this dayjob mekkis was on about/
04:40 <Mort-> if I really want things to work they can.. sort of
04:45 <Mort-> you put into craft/profession
04:47 <Mort-> then you roll a dayjob
04:49 <Mort-> like xyniel..
04:55 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+1 profession baker
04:55 <diebot> Mort-, profession baker: [1d20=19] 20
04:56 <Mort-> lol
04:57 <Mort-> or mort..
05:03 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 craft alchemy
05:04 <diebot> Mort-, craft alchemy: [1d20=17] 26
05:07 <Mort-> ah stuff like that
05:24 <Mort-> Grull will do..
05:35 <OrangeShark> nice, i dont know what id be though
05:45 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 profession cook - blame the horrible party for making me bad venision for the whole week
05:45 <diebot> Mort-, profession cook - blame the horrible party for making me bad venision for the whole week: [1d20=4] 6
05:48 <Mort-> haha
05:57 <Mort-> after that, when he hit town, he ate a bloody steak
06:02 <Mort-> with blood running down in runnels..
06:19 <OrangeShark> haha
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06:34 <Mort-> and enjoyed every moment of it
06:41 <Mort-> stoopid party. Either burnt, or carrion
06:44 <Mort-> or uncooked.
07:34 <Mort-> ifyou use priestige you can do speical ones
07:36 <Mort-> like diplomacy,,,
07:38 <Mort-> aka nightmaare..
07:47 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+21 diplomacy because hes a freakin synthesist :P
07:47 <diebot> Mort-, diplomacy because hes a freakin synthesist :P: [1d20=1] 22
07:49 <Mort-> lol
07:51 <Mort-> something like that
07:57 <Mort-> hes only lvl 2 I think
08:12 <OrangeShark> wow
08:18 <Mort-> todays stuff was more in grulls category
08:28 <Mort-> but I didnt really care for bringing a stupid halforc on a murder investigation
08:31 <Mort-> something stoopid might happen..
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08:47 <OrangeShark> yeah? haha
08:50 <Mort-> wanted somene smarter..
08:51 <Mort-> kinda
08:59 <Mort-> besides we werent exactly short of fighters
09:05 <Mort-> so I thought hey why not drop my magus around
09:12 <OrangeShark> did you know anything about the mission before it?
09:14 <Mort-> if we're really short of fighters Ill bring grull
09:24 <Mort-> the title is a dead giveaway
09:35 <OrangeShark> what was it i forget?
09:37 <Mort-> murder on the silken caravan I had no choice
09:41 <Mort-> murder on top of hte throaty mermaid
09:48 <Mort-> because the entire party didnt have CLW wand
09:53 <OrangeShark> hah, alright
09:55 <Mort-> so I decided for the party's sake to bring grull with his wand
10:02 <Mort-> and they were short of a tank so..yeah haul ol grull around
10:07 <Mort-> xyniel on this..would be..interesting
10:15 <Mort-> I think the fights might not have been that epic..
10:17 <OrangeShark> but why did we let him get murdered?
10:23 <Mort-> becuase we were busy
10:30 <Mort-> we were distracted by the bottom stuff
10:36 <Mort-> maybe if one of us had been up tehre it woudlnt have happend
10:45 <OrangeShark> well, i was at the door, i could have prevented it
10:45 <Mort-> but if we were not all down there - I think the whole party would have died
10:49 <Mort-> okay
10:53 <Mort-> lets say those 2 people jumped you
10:56 <Mort-> do you think you can solo them?
11:02 <Mort-> if they both flank and attack you?
11:06 <OrangeShark> no, 
11:24 <OrangeShark> especially not those too anyway
11:27 <Mort-> only person I can think off hand that might be able ot drop those two
11:32 <Mort-> is xyniel, but if she gets charmed..
11:33 <Mort-> ooops
11:38 <Mort-> she has 33 hp >.<
11:41 <Mort-> its a LOT
11:47 <OrangeShark> it is
12:03 <Mort-> if the bard landed charm person on her though
12:06 <Mort-> she'd just watch them do it..
12:29 <OrangeShark> so how did you think i did? as a first go?
12:47 <Mort-> fun :D
12:52 <Mort-> suggestions - if your ac is really good
13:02 <Mort-> just get a longspear and stab in, its porbalby easier then trying ot hit into melee
13:08 <Mort-> and dont actually try to land hits
13:10 <Mort-> use aid other action
13:16 <Mort-> to give your allies +2 ac/attack on their rolls
13:46 <OrangeShark> my ac is 19
14:10 <Mort-> I have 16
14:14 <Mort-> and I was in the mist of all that damn shit :P
14:19 <Mort-> well I whined alot after
14:40 <Mort-> if you have enough ac..
14:43 <OrangeShark> but i show have been in it, instead
14:44 <Mort-> just be a flanking buddy
14:56 <Mort-> I fight best in a melee scrimage
15:00 <OrangeShark> should*
15:02 <Mort-> unfortuantely I sort of go down pretty quick in one too
15:22 <Mort-> toughness ftw...
15:36 <OrangeShark> haha true
15:40 <Mort-> as in feat
16:34 <Mort-> just ot show you..at level 3..
16:40 <OrangeShark> just looked it up, my god thats good
16:44 <Xyniel> full attack round would be...
17:07 <Xyniel> !throw 1d20+4 bite; !throw 1d6+3 non lethal damage
17:07 <diebot> Xyniel, bite: [1d20=3] 7; 1d6+3 non lethal damage: [] 0
17:18 <Xyniel> !throw 1d6+3 non lethal damage
17:19 <diebot> Xyniel, non lethal damage: [1d6=5] 8
17:28 <Xyniel> !throw 1d20+4 claw
17:28 <diebot> Xyniel, claw: [1d20=14] 18
17:33 <Xyniel> !throw 1d4+3 non lethal damage
17:33 <diebot> Xyniel, non lethal damage: [1d4=2] 5
17:39 <Xyniel> !throw 1d20+13 intimidate
17:40 <diebot> Xyniel, intimidate: [1d20=1] 14
17:47 <Xyniel> !throw 1d20+4 claw
17:47 <diebot> Xyniel, claw: [1d20=11] 15
17:56 <Xyniel> !throw 1d4+3 non lethal damage
17:56 <diebot> Xyniel, non lethal damage: [1d4=4] 7
18:02 <Xyniel> !throw 1d20+13 intimidate
18:02 <diebot> Xyniel, intimidate: [1d20=13] 26
18:13 <Xyniel> if you got hit by any of those intimidates you just spend your next round running... ^^
19:00 <OrangeShark> brb
19:02 <Mort-> :P
19:08 * Mort- wags her tail and waits for her cookies
22:56 <OrangeShark> heres the cookies, chocolate chip ok?
23:06 * Mort- bounces up and down and licks OrangeShark
23:21 <Mort-> personally think kalara was nicer then usual today
23:22 <Mort-> hrm
23:28 <Mort-> usually she gives all kinds of snarky comments
24:00 <OrangeShark> u should have played her like you normally would
24:10 <Mort-> not really any reason to be snarky
24:10 <Avatar> how did you guys go
24:14 <Avatar> no deaths I trust
24:17 * Mort- hops out
24:23 <Mort-> nearly got pregen cleric killed
24:27 <Mort-> nearly got msyelf killed on first encounter
24:28 <OrangeShark> really well
24:32 <Mort-> but prolly better he jumped me then anyone else
24:33 <Avatar> `op
24:35 <Mort-> I have the hp to tkae it anyway
24:46 <Mort-> about snarkiness..
24:46 <Avatar> sounds like a good scenario
24:49 <Mort-> uh basically..
24:53 <Mort-> there wasnt any reason to be snarky
25:02 <Avatar> make sure you update http://www.pfrpg.com.au/pfs.php5 to say you've played it
25:07 <Mort-> no one was doing anything that wasnt stoopid
25:17 <Mort-> everyone was acting like rational people..and not altruistic motives
25:27 <OrangeShark> true, what about when urist and Azurette?
25:49 <Mort-> I gave a few choice comments
25:58 <Mort-> like had fun..and how you fit stuff in :P
26:00 <Mort-> but nevermind
26:09 <Mort-> its of scientific curiousity
26:16 <Mort-> you see you're much smaller then a half elf in question
26:22 <Mort-> would the body parts involved be of the same size?
26:33 <Mort-> nevermind. more of that and Ill sound like Im trying to sell porn..
26:38 <OrangeShark> haha, i dunno
26:41 <Mort-> you wanted to find some information out of her
26:47 <Mort-> she can accept that. doing warped stuff to get information
26:52 <Mort-> afterall its YOU getting screwed. Not her.
27:18 <Mort-> oh btw if you got your 2 priestige points..
27:18 <OrangeShark> haha, true
27:22 <Mort-> its time for  CLW wand :D
27:29 <Mort-> you knwo why we need them dont you?
27:33 <Avatar> did you guys update http://www.pfrpg.com.au/pfs.php5
27:34 <OrangeShark> CLW wand?
27:46 <Mort-> cure light wounds wand
27:49 <OrangeShark> how do we do that Av?
27:56 <Avatar> did you click on the link
28:01 <Mort-> buy it using the preistige points u got
28:02 <OrangeShark> i did
28:08 <Avatar> yeah sign in, tick off what you just played
28:10 <Avatar> hit update
28:12 <OrangeShark> will do
29:43 <Mort-> uploading
30:19 <Mort-> ive been around too often
30:25 <Mort-> so alot of scenarios I cant replay
30:27 <Mort-> ah man..
30:59 <OrangeShark> Mort how do i get the prestige points?
30:59 <Mort-> itd be nice and noble to charge right into the fray and give no thought of myself
31:01 <Mort-> but sadly..
31:05 <Mort-> all the faction missions
31:10 <Mort-> I saw you give someone orison stuff right?
31:15 <Mort-> and try to peel stuff off a mermaid right?
31:18 <Mort-> so those are faciton missions
31:29 <Mort-> you saw me trying to talk about smuggling goods to killik right?
31:38 <Mort-> and getting contacts from the rustmonster owner guy right?
31:40 <Mort-> those are faction missions
31:58 <Avatar> did mekkis send you a jpg at the beginning of the scenario
32:02 <Mort-> yeah
32:08 <OrangeShark> and where do i get the points, just write them in?
32:08 <Avatar> yeah that's your faction mission
32:19 <OrangeShark> he did
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45:40 <Hydrazine> We got a jackfruit!
45:43 <Hydrazine> A whole jackfruit!
46:11 <Hydrazine> As in, no part of the jackfruit do we not have!
53:07 <exBoomerET> jackfruit? I've never met him.
46:27 <Hydrazine> Ever taste one, Boomer?
47:32 <exBoomerET> Can't say I have.
47:38 <exBoomerET> Never been to Asia
47:40 <Hydrazine> I love them. Favorite fruit for me. We don't get it much.
48:01 <Hydrazine> Supposedly some grow in HI, but I never saw one there.
48:25 <exBoomerET> Closest to Asia I've been is probably Guam.
48:28 <Hydrazine> I'm taking a few pictures for all my friends who've never even seen a jackfruit. Which I think is most of them.
48:36 <Hydrazine> Guambodia? What'd you think of it?
50:11 <exBoomerET> I loved Guam. Great hiking, friendly people.
50:37 <exBoomerET> Plus, my brother lived there, so I took 3 of my shipmates to Thanksgiving at his place.
50:47 <exBoomerET> (He married a Chammaro girl)
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53:18 <Urist> Hello
56:02 <exBoomerET> Hi
57:29 <Urist> how are you?
02:44 <exBoomerET> Well, when you live a life of luxury in paradise, every day is good.
03:16 <exBoomerET> You?
05:57 <Urist> nice man, its raining here, you playing in an hour?
06:18 <exBoomerET> Nope, I'll be on my way home.
06:33 <exBoomerET> Actually I'll still be working in an hour.
08:15 <Urist> ah, shame, 
08:32 <Urist> where do you live?
09:19 <Urist> cause you said you lived in paradise
14:19 <exBoomerET> An hour outside San Francisco
14:31 <exBoomerET> I work in San Francisco
14:52 <Urist> nice man, i want to visit San Fran some day
15:33 <exBoomerET> I enjoy working here, some great restaurants.
15:43 <Urist> id say so
15:46 <exBoomerET> A bit on the expensive side though.
15:55 <Urist> id say so, haha
16:03 <exBoomerET> Unless you hop to the non-tourist part of China Town.
16:19 <exBoomerET> You can get enough Dim Sum to feed 4 people for less than $10
16:53 <Urist> nice, 
17:06 <exBoomerET> Where are you?
17:11 <Urist> Ireland
17:34 <exBoomerET> Never been there. Only place in UK I've been is Scotland.
17:49 <Urist> ah, i nearly fell for it haha
18:40 <exBoomerET> Fell for what? 
19:04 <Urist> Ireland isnt part of the UK
19:09 <exBoomerET> Northern Ireland is part of UK isn't it?
19:25 <Urist> it is im from the Republic
19:34 * exBoomerET needs to be seriously schooled in Geography
20:06 <Urist> no worries man
20:40 <exBoomerET> How about: Only part of Europe I've been to is Scotland?
21:18 <Hydrazine> Howdy.
21:26 <exBoomerET> I remember eating fried pizza and drinking the best damn Black & Tans of my entire life.
21:31 <Hydrazine> So, I did jackfruit cleaning, and gardening, and pool tending. Busy day.
21:44 <exBoomerET> Pool tending, don't they have people to do that?
21:55 <Hydrazine> Yeah, me.
22:01 <Urist> some irish people hate when you u say we are part of the UK, not me though, but yes that is more politically correct
22:15 <Hydrazine> wait, theres a game today?
23:09 <Urist> there is, in a half an hour
23:35 <Hydrazine> You sure? My schedule says hour and a half.
24:19 <Urist>  2:00 AM GMT+1
24:28 <Urist> that is in 30 mins
25:00 <exBoomerET> By my clock, it starts in 1.5 hrs
25:19 <Urist> really, damn im shit with time haha
25:49 <Hydrazine> See, I'm not gonna say you're wrong when its just me and you, but with Boomer as a tiebreaker..
26:07 <Hydrazine> I mean, he worked on submarines and shit, hes gotta be smart, right?
26:09 * Hydrazine fistbumps.
26:27 * exBoomerET nods
26:49 <Hydrazine> Man, I am listening to like the classiest rap music ever.
26:56 <exBoomerET> and I just ate a roll of 'Smarties'
27:26 <Hydrazine> Its got like Piano solos.
28:22 <exBoomerET> Hydra, do me a favor and back this: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gamingpaper/fractured-phylactery-a-high-level-gaming-paper-adv
29:03 <exBoomerET> I'm in at 22nd level, and want to drop to 21st.
31:23 <Hydrazine> Hm.
31:42 <exBoomerET> Damn KS is addicting.
31:46 <Hydrazine> Tash was telling me recently the Grim Dawn kickstarter pulled half a mil.
33:00 <exBoomerET> $537k, damn
58:39 <Hydrazine> beer slushie!
00:32 <exBoomerET> Beer w/ chocolate ice cream is quite tasty.
00:44 <exBoomerET> and Framboise w/ vanilla is divine
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01:37 <Hydrazine> Hm. I an interested.
01:55 <OrangeShark> Interested?
02:04 <Hydrazine> Hello shark.
02:18 <OrangeShark> haha
02:58 <OrangeShark> hey, but seriously, are you sure it doesnt start now?
03:05 <Hydrazine> Pretty sure.
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03:50 <exBoomerET> OS, nice to see you back!
03:55 <Hydrazine> The evidence suggests in our favor.
04:02 <exBoomerET> Yuuuuuuup
05:19 <OrangeShark> alright, thats cool, so how is life?
05:30 <exBoomerET> Most excellent, you?
05:31 <Hydrazine> I did gardening today!
05:45 <OrangeShark> what did you garden?
05:52 <Hydrazine> Exotic fruit, mostly.
06:54 <OrangeShark> cool, like bananas and such yeah?
07:09 <Hydrazine> Well, I got a tomato thats been producing since march, a cluster of banana trees currently producing, though they aren't ready yet.
07:34 <OrangeShark> nice, i used to work for an eco centre
07:45 <OrangeShark> we produced the basics
07:55 <Hydrazine> My juneplum bush is just in its first blossoming, two ackee seedings, one mango tree, one papaya.
07:58 <OrangeShark> chard, pumpkins, beans
08:01 <exBoomerET> Time to head home, have a great weekend!
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08:14 <OrangeShark> Same to you Boomer
08:24 <Hydrazine> And I got a second juneplum recently, aswell as a little pepper seedling.
08:44 <Hydrazine> And today I put a bunch of jackfruit seeds in, hoping I get some growing happening.
09:28 <Hydrazine> I had to chop like 3 banana trees down last year.
09:35 <Hydrazine> They were done and just blocking light.
09:38 <OrangeShark> nice, never heard of jackfruit, 
09:49 <OrangeShark> :O thats a shame
10:10 <Hydrazine> I love jackfruit. We don't get it much, which is why I'm hoping the seeds spout up.
10:46 <OrangeShark> what does it taste like?
10:59 <Hydrazine> Jackfruit's pretty special. Its the biggest fruit in the world to grow on a tree. Its easily similar in size to watermelon.
11:10 <OrangeShark> nice
11:29 <Hydrazine> Heres a tip.. Don't park your car under it.
11:42 <OrangeShark> haha, i can imagine why
12:09 <Hydrazine> Um. Like nothing else I can think of.
12:37 <Hydrazine> I can't really compare the taste to anything, but I love it.
12:51 <Hydrazine> But its hard to find, even here, where it can grow.
13:16 <OrangeShark> oh i have heard of it, it is supposed to stink
13:27 <OrangeShark> really bad, smell that is
13:28 <Hydrazine> I think thats durian.
13:45 <OrangeShark> must be, it my bad
13:51 <Hydrazine> Jackfruit does have a fairly.. dominating smell. My whole house smells like it now, but its very sweet.
14:17 <Hydrazine> Almost like a syruppy sweet smell, even though this particular one isn't that sweet itself.
14:28 <OrangeShark> haha, its like your advertising it, i want to buy some now haha
17:17 <OrangeShark> so, what can you make from it, or do you eat raw?
17:31 <Hydrazine> Eat it raw.
17:40 <Hydrazine> Takes alot of work to get to it though.
18:50 <Hydrazine> Its got seeds about an inch long, in little pouches around a core of support stuff, and alot of connective material that isn't really edible.
19:09 <OrangeShark> like to get the temperture right, humidity and such? 
19:32 <Hydrazine> Its the little seed pouches you eat. Which involves alot of cutting through all the other crap, taking all the seeds out.
19:51 <Hydrazine> Its very sticky too, and theres alot of them. And overall you end up with alot more trash than edible fruit.
20:05 <Avatar> zzz
20:33 <Brunius> same to you
20:45 <OrangeShark> ah, sound like a coconut like thing
20:48 <OrangeShark> haha
21:34 <OrangeShark> doesit taste like it smells?
22:03 <Hydrazine> Pretty much.
23:44 <OrangeShark> ah, the nicest raw fruit/ veg i have eaten raw has to be brocolli
23:55 <OrangeShark> home grown
24:13 <OrangeShark> or rocket
24:20 <OrangeShark> can eat that all day
25:02 <OrangeShark> its flowers are the nicest
25:31 <OrangeShark> to eat that is,
28:11 <Hydrazine> Hm.
28:24 <Hydrazine> I have just learned that you can boil and eat jackfruit seeds too.
29:00 <Brunius> Hmm
29:01 <Hydrazine> Reminds me of a peanut.
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30:19 <OrangeShark> great man, id say it will change its flavour too
30:25 <OrangeShark> hey Mort
30:35 <Mort> sushi not here yet?
30:48 <OrangeShark> Doesnt look like it
31:01 <Mort> k getting gear abnd spells in order
31:12 <Brunius> huh, tpb is taking a while to load
33:53 <Mort> ah I cant fly permanently yet
34:28 <OrangeShark> who you gonna be mort?
35:27 <Mort> my true form mort
35:31 <Mort> well the whiziard
35:58 <OrangeShark> the one that can get the sphinx?
36:00 <Hydrazine> Mort, I got jackfruit today!
36:24 <Mort> No
36:26 <Mort> thats xyniel
36:30 <Mort> besides shes a lil low level for it
36:32 <Mort> you EAT jackfruit?
36:35 * Mort avoids hydrazine
36:36 <Mort> excuse me
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36:41 <Hydrazine> you eat durians.
36:46 <Hydrazine> I didn't give you shit about it
36:49 <Mort-> jackfruit are horrid
36:50 <Mort-> :D
37:00 <Mort-> well chinese saying we say they are very "heaty"
37:04 <Mort-> so wathc how many you eat
37:06 <Hydrazine> Pardon me for having some tolerance.
37:10 <Mort-> hehe
37:11 <Mort-> nah
37:12 <Hydrazine> And wtf does that mean?
37:20 <Mort-> it means eating too much will get you a sorethroat
37:25 <Mort-> again. since you're mr., hit me with germs
37:29 <Mort-> feel free. you'll learn
37:29 <Hydrazine> How many? I significantly doubt I could eat even a whole one.
37:37 <Mort-> no dea
37:41 <Hydrazine> I shall show you.
37:45 <Mort-> depends on personal tolerance ( aka constitution)
37:50 <Mort-> which mine sux so . I try not to overdo stuff
37:56 <Mort-> Ive been on a diet of SOUPS the whole week ffs
37:58 <Mort-> cos of my ULCER
38:39 * Hydrazine uploading.
39:30 <Mort-> uploading what
39:36 <Hydrazine> Pictures.
39:55 <Mort-> Oh
40:10 * Mort- is a twitchy sort
41:46 <Mort-> hydra, you dont know how to appreciate the finer things in life
41:47 <Hydrazine> This, is a jackfruit. And for comparison, my hand.
41:49 <Mort-> like clams..
41:49 <Hydrazine> http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f220/ookichinpoko/DSC02808.jpg
42:10 <Mort-> wow your hand looks really muscled
42:15 <Mort-> I have like these delicate fingers :D
42:19 <Mort-> short and stubby..
42:25 <Hydrazine> I just have really fat fingers.
42:47 <Mort-> your fingers look like my dad's
42:54 <Mort-> he's a plant engineer and does lots of...mechanical work
42:58 <Mort-> I have short stubby fingers.
43:25 <Hydrazine> http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f220/ookichinpoko/DSC02810.jpg
43:28 <Hydrazine> inside view.
43:56 <Mort-> you managed to cleave it into 2?
44:11 <Hydrazine> Its a jackfruit, not a coconut.
11:20 Topic for #d&d is: PFS: Sat 16th 11am (MincedSushi, tier 1-7) || All topic times are AEST (UTC+10:00); set up your timezone on the site for local times! | D&D and Pathfinder Online http://www.pfrpg.com.au
11:20 Topic for #d&d set by Avatar at Mon Jun 11 12:57:28 2012
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11:43 <tristen> oskar had a death too!
11:46 <Mort-> bring level 3 xyn into a 1-2 tier..
11:48 <Hydrazine> Balls.
11:48 <Mort-> fun shit :P
11:49 <tristen> he's much better now
11:49 <Mort-> hehe
11:56 <Mort-> again. DR will screw me up
11:58 <MekkisScreen> How?
12:07 <Mort-> wait for you know who
12:10 <tristen> really bad crit
12:10 <Mort-> aka sushi
12:17 <tristen> one round
12:18 <tristen> dead
12:21 <Mort-> hehe
12:23 <Hydrazine> ouch.
12:24 <tristen> claw claw bite rend or somethine
12:28 <Mort-> me and hydra played too much with the devil's dice
12:46 <Mort-> I can follow urist around
12:59 <Mekkis> is Brunius here?
13:14 <Mort-> Im not so much on the xp bit..
13:15 <Mort-> and sushi doesnt mind synthesists
13:27 <Mort-> saw him around
14:06 <Mort-> urist - if you see xyniel please remember to GIVE HER FLANKS
14:10 <Mort-> or at least get coze to..
14:15 <Brunius> Nah, I'm not here
14:17 <Mort-> with flanks she..fks up ..a lot of things :P
14:18 <Mekkis> ok
14:28 <Mekkis> are you free this morning?
14:32 <Mort-> I cna call matt if we're about ot start
14:34 <Mort-> I think
14:50 <Brunius> Depends on what you mean by "this morning"
14:52 <OrangeShark> ok, so here is what i got to keep in mind, know the DC of my spells, not to get flanked, and not to get into combat to much
14:56 <Mekkis> like, nowish
15:01 <Brunius> until?
15:03 <OrangeShark> and mort i will do my best
15:07 <Mekkis> it's finished
15:11 <Mekkis> probably 4ish
15:14 <OrangeShark> to help you
15:21 <Mort-> np
15:38 <Brunius> No
15:41 <Mort-> mostly xyn can..take a LOT of pounding
15:55 <OrangeShark> but coze will take a few too
16:00 <Mort-> let me take :p
16:04 <Mort-> my hp is...sort of insane hahaha
16:19 <Mort-> but yeah. FLanks. DOnt forget the flanks
16:38 <Mort-> anwyay
16:45 <Mort-> all this discussion is kind of moot if our gm doenst show up
16:50 <Mort-> if he doesnt show up. what do we do.
17:12 <Mekkis> I run somehting
17:16 <Mort-> okay
17:20 <Mort-> what scneario are you running and what tier
17:52 <Mekkis> possibly 2-13   | Murder on the Throaty Mermaid
17:58 <Mort-> np
18:00 <Mort-> I am on skype
18:03 <Mort-> do I need to talk much?
18:03 <Mekkis> depending on who is around
18:06 <Mekkis> yes
18:07 <Mort-> I think Illbring kalara around then
18:13 <Mort-> Im fluish
18:15 <Mort-> wont sound very good hehe
18:25 <Mort-> I wont put xyniel in same party as avatar
18:35 <Mekkis> and whether I have complete knowledge of what people have played
18:35 <Mort-> oh wait I cant talk.. my bad laptop mic
18:36 <Mort-> arggh
18:44 <Mort-> I ahvet played it before
18:56 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/dumptext.php
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24:17 <tristen> brunius man is that kaleb?
24:20 <Mort-> no
24:24 <Mort-> either bairaq or derau
24:26 <Mort-> Ud sat
24:28 <Mort-> Id say
24:28 <Mekkis> I have 2, 5,6,7,10
24:38 <Mort-> Im at 7.3.2.2.1
24:39 <Mekkis> 2.5 :)
24:41 <Brunius> Bairaq is 4
24:44 <Brunius> Derau is at 3
24:47 <Brunius> Kaleb is at 6
24:50 <Brunius> or 7
24:54 <Brunius> I can't remember which
24:59 <Mort-> Ill level xyn on sundays generally
25:05 <tristen> yep so you've been working him?
25:10 <Mort-> catprog gets a synthesist around
25:11 <Mekkis> it is our duty to get Bairaq up to 5!
25:15 <Mort-> yeah lol
25:17 <Mort-> lets do it :D
25:18 <Mort-> yay!
25:31 <Mort-> dont worry, I have enlarge person 
25:33 <tristen> !findchar Bairaq
25:34 <diebot> tristen, Character: Bairaq, number: 333( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=333 )
25:39 <Mekkis> should we wait another 5 minutes?
25:47 <Mort-> I cant speak well though mekkis
25:52 <Mort-> laptop mike
25:55 <Brunius> I've just been informed I have to go to Knox today
25:56 <Mekkis> hmmm
25:59 <Brunius> So i can't play
26:02 <Brunius> Sorry :S
26:06 <Mekkis> you getting locked up?
26:30 <Hydrazine> Sushi will not be available tonight.
26:39 <Mort-> u sure?
26:40 <Hydrazine> He has had a sudden case of Real Life.
26:40 <Mort-> ah k
26:40 <Hydrazine> Absolutely.
26:40 <Mort-> he smsed you?
26:40 <Mort-> k
26:46 <Mort-> lets get our suits and go 1-2?
26:48 <Brunius> I hate it when that happens
27:02 <Mekkis> hmmm
27:08 <Mort-> bru cant paly 4..
27:18 <Brunius> I can't play today
27:38 <Hydrazine> I think I might be out too.. I just got invited to a hot date, and theres a bunch of you guys anyway.
27:52 <Mort-> oh :(
27:55 <Brunius> Is she hot
27:55 * Mort- misses hydra
28:00 * Mort- hopes itll work out better then the last last week
28:23 <Mekkis> so who's around?
28:37 <Mekkis> Mort-, OrangeShark?
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31:24 <Mort-> do I need aircystals?
31:29 <Mekkis> so who's around?
31:35 <tristen> moi
31:41 * Mort- raises paw
31:42 <OrangeShark> i am,
31:46 <Mort-> I think we're 1-2
32:01 <Mekkis> anyone want to try and contact Tashes?
32:08 <Mort-> hydrazine?
32:29 <Mort-> I need to see if I need aircrystals
32:32 <Mort-> and a waterproof bag..
32:43 * Mekkis remains mute
33:30 <Mort-> Ill get the bag
33:35 <Mort-> aircrystals I think Ill pass
33:45 <Mekkis> it's in a goddamn desert!
33:57 <OrangeShark> do bags of holding exist in pathfinder?
34:08 <Mekkis> yes
34:28 <Mort-> its murder ontop of a ship
34:32 <Mort-> god damn if I get soaked again
34:34 <Mort-> :D
34:45 <OrangeShark> cool, thsts the first thing im gonna get when i have the cash
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37:08 <Mekkis> Mort-, that's a GNOME trait!
37:17 <Mekkis> were you Adopted by Gnomes?
37:19 <Avatar> mort likes gnomes
37:37 <tristen> pfft: gnomes - it's whacking time
37:39 <Mort-> I dont need to be adopted by gnomes
37:44 <Mort-> I just..have it!
37:47 <Mort-> Oh oh..
37:48 <Mekkis> you just need to BE a gnome!
37:49 * Mort- quickly tries to hide..
37:49 <OrangeShark> haha
37:55 <Mort-> am I a gnome..?
38:01 <Mort-> but I am Excitable!
38:06 <Mekkis> don't worry. Gnomes get a +4 size bonus to stealth
38:08 * Mort- runs around and bounces up and down
38:25 <Mekkis> so
38:28 <Mort-> but yeah excitable describes me
38:28 <Mekkis> three people?
38:33 <Mort-> signing up 1 levle 2 magus
38:47 <Mort-> avatar done it yet?
38:52 <Mekkis> please PM me your factions and PFS numbers, and character names
38:53 <Mort-> don we have trist, avatar, me and orangeshark?
39:02 <Avatar> I think I'm out
39:18 <Mort-> 3 of us?
39:25 <Mort-> damnit
39:26 <OrangeShark> im in anyway
39:28 <Mort-> what are you running?
39:53 <Mekkis> Mort-, where can I find a list of scenarios you've played?
40:05 <Mort-> I havent played it before
40:06 <Mort-> suffice ot say that
40:12 <Mort-> Ill write on all my chracters
40:17 <Mort-> each one indivindually whicho ne I played
40:18 <Mekkis> answer my question
40:19 <Avatar> it's on the site mekkis
40:25 <Mekkis> is it accurate
40:37 <Avatar> it's usually updated
40:43 <Mekkis> so that's a no
40:44 <Ballig> http://i.imgur.com/xu2Iu.jpg
40:52 <Avatar> well, no, it's a yes
41:23 <tristen> what level?
41:30 <Mort-> 1-2
41:31 <Mort-> I think
41:35 <Mort-> no high level characters around
41:42 <Mort-> hydra is going out
43:33 <Mort-> ready and waiting
44:01 <OrangeShark>  mekkis did you get my info?
44:08 <Mekkis> no
44:13 Mekkis sets mode -R Mekkis
44:14 <Mekkis> try now
44:19 <OrangeShark> i PM you
44:32 <Mort-> did u get mine?
44:39 <Mekkis> try now
44:41 * Mort- is listening to what Ive done - linkin park
45:04 <Mort-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sgycukafqQ
45:06 * Mort- tail taps
45:37 <Mekkis> tristen?
46:27 * Mort- fluffs tristen
46:32 * Mort- bounces up and down
46:40 <Brunius> Pretty good
46:44 <Brunius> Seen Burn it Down?
46:52 <Mort-> it has special significance for me
46:52 <Mort-> that song :P
47:08 <Mort-> I ike linkin park anwyay
48:01 * Mort- is lisetning to burn it down now
48:14 <Mekkis> Avatar, Ops please
48:21 <Mekkis> change your nicks people
48:26 tristen is now known as Yagh
48:27 Avatar gives channel operator status to Mekkis
48:29 <Mekkis> could someone coordinate Skype
48:31 * Avatar removes channel operator status from Avatar
48:32 <OrangeShark> how?
48:35 Mort- is now known as Kalara
48:40 <Kalara> Im laggy I think
48:41 <Kalara> but I can try
48:46 <Yagh> i can do that
48:47 <Kalara> orange shark I need your skype
48:47 <Kalara> k
48:53 Mekkis gives voice to Kalara OrangeShark Yagh
48:54 <Kalara> lets RP among ourselves
49:03 <Kalara> better someoen then me do skype, Ive heard Im laggy
49:04 Mekkis gives channel half-operator status to diebot
49:11 <Mekkis> I'm on wireless
49:20 <Kalara> so am I
49:40 <OrangeShark> its mrjack.anderson
49:43 <Kalara> "Hail fellow pathfinders. Well met this day"
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50:53 <Kalara> (remind me to get out the right pair of boots)
55:40 <Mekkis> please give me acknowledgement in PM that you've received your faction mission
56:43 <Kalara> no get faction mission
58:49 <Mekkis> After fifty days at sea, the Pathfinder lodge at Heidmarch
58:49 <Mekkis> Manor in Magnimar is a welcome place to spend the night
58:49 <Mekkis> on dry land. In the shade of the gazebo on the shore of the
58:49 <Mekkis> manor’s exotic carp pond, the resident venture-captain, Sheila
58:49 <Mekkis> Heidmarch, speaks to the assembled Pathfinders in a low,
58:49 <Mekkis> breathy voice.
59:19 <Mekkis>    “I hope you’ve found your brief stay here in the City of
59:19 <Mekkis> Monuments relaxing. The Pathfinder Society owes you a debt
59:19 <Mekkis> of gratitude for engaging in such an important and lengthy
59:19 <Mekkis> mission. When you set out from Absalom nearly two months
59:19 <Mekkis> ago, I’m sure you never anticipated the monotony of a life at
59:19 <Mekkis> sea, but I’m happy we can put you up as the ship restocks before
59:19 <Mekkis> the final leg of the journey to the Mordant Spire.
00:00 <Mekkis>    “Thus far, you have done an excellent job of representing
00:00 <Mekkis> the Society as the escorts of the Mordant Spire’s envoy, the
00:00 <Mekkis> distinguished Sephriel, whom we hope had a productive
00:00 <Mekkis> meeting with the Decemvirate regarding the Azlanti
00:00 <Mekkis>           ruins over which the Mordant Spire elves hold
00:00 <Mekkis>              such a protective position. If he was pleased
00:00 <Mekkis>                with the meeting and doesn’t find you too
00:00 <Mekkis>                 reprehensible, perhaps we can launch full
00:00 <Mekkis>                  expeditions into the lost continent of Azlant
00:00 <Mekkis>                  from this very lodge in the near future.”
00:00 <Mekkis>                      She winks, and her eyes glance around the
00:00 <Mekkis>                    assembled agents. With a wry smirk, she
00:00 <Mekkis>                     continues.
00:38 <Mekkis>       “Keep up the good work, and ensure
00:38 <Mekkis>      that Sephriel’s final two weeks on the
00:38 <Mekkis>        Throaty Mermaid are as pleasant
00:38 <Mekkis>         and event-free as they can be on
00:38 <Mekkis>          as disreputable a smugglers’ ship
00:38 <Mekkis>           as it is. Thus far, it’s provided an
00:38 <Mekkis>           unassuming cover for such an
00:38 <Mekkis>          important dignitary. Let’s hope
00:38 <Mekkis>          the unscrupulous crew delivers
00:38 <Mekkis>         their current cargo on time and in
00:38 <Mekkis>       pristine condition. When you arrive
00:38 <Mekkis>    at Riddleport after dropping Sephriel at
00:38 <Mekkis> the Mordant Spire, a chartered boat will be
00:38 <Mekkis> waiting to take you back to Absalom. May
00:38 <Mekkis> Desna’s blessings be upon you.”
01:04 <Kalara> (wow whos rustling is that)
01:09 <Mekkis> mine
01:56 <Kalara> "Glad to be of service - all's well since we get paid anyway. Hope the rest of the journey will be uneventful"
02:28 * Kalara is lounging around on the cushions, her scimitar never too far from her hand
03:08 <Kalara> "Lets go to the tavern for some Khafe"
03:17 <Yagh> "aye"
03:24 <Kalara> "All this sailing has gotten me a taste for dry land"
03:29 <OrangeShark> "i agrre"
03:37 <Kalara> (change to your character name)
03:43 <OrangeShark> how?
03:48 <Kalara> ./nick urist
03:49 <OrangeShark> im a bit new sorry
03:51 <Kalara> whatever :D
03:59 OrangeShark is now known as urist
04:03 <Kalara> "Ive never travelled so much on the sea before"
04:11 <Kalara> "Generally its by caravan, and camels"
04:24 <Kalara> mekkis
04:26 <Kalara> how od I play kyra in this
04:29 <Kalara> since Im running the pregen
04:33 <Kalara> do I get my handphone along with me?
04:53 <urist> "nor i, but am excited to see what asventures we will encounter on the high seas
05:05 <urist> adventures
05:20 <Kalara> "Its overated, the only reason why Im down here is because it pays well"
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05:43 Mort- is now known as kyra
05:58 <Kalara> using cell login
06:18 <Mekkis> <?!save
06:19 <diebot> Saves a roll against a nick. eg. !save init: 1d20+3 initiative. Saved rolls can be viewed at http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/savedcommands.yaml.sorted 
06:27 <Kalara> "Anyway - We're going to spend this entire journey together, and Ive always found it prudent to know what my companions are capable off"
07:15 <Kalara> "I am pretty decent with a blade in a fight, since I favour light armor, usually I need a while to get my protections up before I wade in"
07:23 <Kalara> "Also - anyone can use this? (wand of cure light wounds)
07:41 <Kalara> (Ill roll manually)
07:52 <Kalara> OH WAIT MY combat macros are a mess...
07:53 <Kalara> lolz
08:08 <urist> "well, as you can see, im a Druid of sorts, an embodiment of nature itself, and this is my Familiar" points to Coze
08:54 <Kalara> "Ah...one of those treehuggers. Well as long as you can pull your own weight in a fight, I have no issues"
08:59 <Kalara> "Strange choice of familiar though"
09:20 <kyra> "Can i stroke him?"
09:34 <urist> "He is my companion, and heeds my every word, im sure he will protect you too if you lose that attitude
10:14 * kyra tickles the boar behind his ears
10:32 <urist> Coze squeals with delight
10:51 <urist> *Oink
10:54 * kyra passes him an apple
11:04 <Kalara> "We dont have many druids from where I come from"
11:19 <urist>  He devours it instantly, and starts to lick her hand
11:28 <Kalara> "And I wonder what our travelling companion Yagh doing in his cups?"
12:18 <urist> "i come from a distant, Dwarven Citadel, it location high in the northern Mountains
12:21 <Mekkis> ok
12:38 <Mekkis> Connect CA to 122.110.15.187
12:41 <Mekkis> port 4000
12:45 <kyra> "I am a priest of sarenrae and i am here to spread her light through the world"
12:52 <urist> "shunned by society for my desire to find the natural, i became a pathfinder
13:02 <urist> ok
13:13 <Kalara> "Im sorry for that - at least my family didnt really object to my choice"
14:12 <Mekkis> off-topic. Delicious bird http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/IMG_1531.JPG
14:27 <Kalara> dont see anything
14:38 <Kalara> see delicious bird though :D
14:40 * Kalara giggles
16:10 <Kalara> (busy RPing..)
16:27 <Kalara> "Can you use this?" (offers CLW wand)
16:59 <Kalara> (cant see anything on CA)
18:06 <Kalara> k got ship
18:26 <Kalara> (urist you need to get my CLW wand)
18:57 <Kalara> "Also Im looking for killik and an exotic animal smuggler"
19:06 <Kalara> "If you do see them, especially the animal smuggler with his rust monsters, let me know"
20:49 <Kalara> what colours for what ?
22:32 <Kalara> sleep next to him
22:42 <Kalara> (Blue K, medium)
22:44 <Mekkis> Dark Purple: First Mate's Cabin, now occupied by Sephriel
22:58 <Mekkis> He doesn't appreciate that
23:00 <Kalara> Take turns on watch keeping an eye on him
23:07 <Yagh> yeah at the door
23:20 <Yagh> green?
23:27 <Kalara> Purple Blue K
23:31 <Kalara> and yeah next to his door I guess
23:55 <Kalara> ideally would like to be same room
23:57 <Kalara> as he is
24:04 <Kalara> but if he doesnt want that to happen Ill just stay by door
24:11 <Mekkis> he doesn't
24:14 <Yagh> c26
24:37 <Kalara> "Help me look out for the guy with the rust monsters and Killik"
24:40 <Mekkis> urist
24:40 <Kalara> "Ill find them after my watch
24:58 <Mekkis> type it in please
25:04 <kyra> "Ill take my turn too. As its my duty"
25:08 <urist> 24h
25:14 <Mekkis> ok
25:26 * kyra takes the wand of clw off kalara
25:57 <Mekkis> Überswine?
26:13 <Kalara> "I need a way of communicating with all of you"
26:18 <Mekkis> The first few days pass without note, 
26:31 <Kalara> (ah dman dont have it)
26:35 <Kalara> (no message spell)
27:25 <urist> f10
28:18 <urist> I knock on the door
28:33 <Kalara> (Dude there are nice elves. like my wizard)
29:07 <Mekkis> an elf opens the door
29:13 <Mekkis> "What do you want?"
29:23 <urist> "hello, THanzeril?
29:41 <Kalara> when Im not at watch I look for killik and anyone who might be handling rust monsters
29:50 <urist> "may i speak to you for a moment?"
30:34 <Mekkis> "What do you want?"
31:16 <urist> "I am here representing the Ruby Prince", "i have a special gift for you"
31:26 <Kalara> get a pink purple K for kyra
31:27 <Kalara> btw
31:28 <Kalara> thanks
31:43 <Kalara> pop her on the level next to me
31:49 <Kalara> asin same level as me
31:51 <Mekkis> "Oh, how lovely."
31:52 <Kalara> Ill play her
32:10 <Mekkis> "Is this all?"
32:33 <Kalara> ( do I find any killiks or guys with exotic animals whe nI look around the ship on my time off?)
33:00 <urist> "take thi and know, that even though we are not on the open desert, Osirions presence is prominant on this ship, in the form of, me,
33:18 <urist> Thank you for your time
33:22 <Mekkis> "Very well. I will take that into account."
33:37 <Mekkis> Yagh, you're still on the aft deck?
33:42 <Yagh> yep
33:48 <Mekkis> make a perception check
34:09 <Yagh> !throw 1d20: perception
34:09 <diebot> Yagh, perception: [1d20=20] 20
34:46 <Mekkis> you notice two shapes approaching the ship from under the water
35:35 <Yagh> "hail - we've got COMPANY"
35:40 <Mekkis> inititatives!
35:43 <Yagh> (yelled)
35:45 <Yagh> @init
35:46 <diebot> Yagh, init: [1d20=7] 10
36:07 <urist> !throw 1d20+1
36:08 <diebot> urist, 1d20+1: [1d20=1] 2
36:20 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 init
36:21 <diebot> Kalara, init: [1d20=5] 7
36:39 <kyra> !throw 1d20+0 initial
36:39 <diebot> kyra, initial: [1d20=3] 3
36:49 <Mekkis> Yagh, your turn
37:01 <urist> !throw 1d20 Coze init
37:01 <diebot> urist, Coze init: [1d20=12] 12
37:08 <Yagh> run straight downstairs to the quarters
37:16 <Mekkis> überswine moves on your initiative
37:18 <Yagh> drawing hammer on the way
37:35 <Yagh> 30ft
37:44 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
37:57 <Kalara> draw scimitar and move to Yagh and Urist
38:14 <Mekkis> it's now kyra's turn
38:27 <kyra> Draw scimitar and move to yagh and urist
38:38 <kyra> 20
38:47 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
38:50 <kyra> Sorry
38:53 <kyra> 30
38:58 <Yagh> "get in there man, quick"
39:02 <urist> "what seems to be the problem?"
39:08 <Yagh> "under attack"
39:11 <kyra> Didn't see she was using chain shirt
39:26 <urist> "By the gods" move into the quarters
40:02 <Kalara> (disable device guys..jerus style :P)
40:10 <Kalara> (and youre going to get into trouble for it later)
40:22 <urist> Knock on the door
40:46 <urist> "WERE UNDER ATTACK!
40:46 <Mekkis> "What are you waiting for, idiots! Deal with it!"
41:12 <urist> "Aye Aye"
42:19 <Yagh> actions are committed to in channel by typing 'em
42:30 <urist> "ok, ill run to top deck"
43:11 <Mekkis> two elves appear on either sides of the ship
43:29 <Kalara> wtf I get ambushed?
43:31 <Kalara> oh man..
43:32 <Kalara> life sux :D
43:45 <Kalara> 4..?
43:47 <Kalara> so screwed...
43:49 <Kalara> life really..
43:50 <Kalara> sux :D
43:56 <urist> Haha
43:59 <Mekkis> two swing their tridents at Kalara 
44:05 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
44:06 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
44:07 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
44:08 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=14] 19
44:14 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1
44:15 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
44:21 <Mekkis> for 9 damage to Kalara 
44:27 <Mekkis> one swings at kyra 
44:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
44:30 * Kalara staggers under the blows
44:31 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=7] 10
44:34 <Mekkis> missing
44:50 <Mekkis> the other attacks Überschwine
44:53 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
44:54 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
44:59 <Mekkis> does that hit?
45:01 <urist> misses
45:08 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
45:18 <Yagh> bolt upstairs again
45:19 <urist> Not Coze?
45:37 <Yagh> @attack
45:37 <diebot> Yagh, attack: [1d20=4] 9; damage: [2d6=5,6] 15
45:40 <Mekkis> miss
45:45 <Yagh> end turn
45:50 <Mekkis> urist, your animal companion acts on your initiative
45:59 <urist> thanks
46:03 <Mekkis> you need to give it a command and succeed a handle animal check
46:08 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
46:37 <Kalara> yeah I know
46:38 <Kalara> thinking
47:47 <Kalara> 5ft J 19 and use spell combat to cast shield
48:04 <Mekkis> concentration check
48:11 <Mekkis> or do you want to provoke?
48:13 <Kalara> I take penalties to my int roll to do max to my concentration, I need concentration of 17 to get the shield off
48:16 <Kalara> I make the max penalties
48:35 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+14 concentration to beat dc of 17
48:35 <diebot> Kalara, concentration to beat dc of 17: [1d20=13] 27
48:41 <Kalara> shield pops up
48:41 <Mekkis> ok
48:43 <Kalara> now form y attack
48:52 <Kalara> K 18
48:53 <Mekkis> ok
48:58 * Kalara blade glows with arcane energy
49:03 <Mekkis> not again
49:16 <Kalara> !throw 1d20-1 to hit
49:17 <diebot> Kalara, to hit: [1d20=6] 5
49:19 <Kalara> miss
49:20 <Kalara> end turn
49:22 <Kalara> ac is now 20
49:24 <Kalara> k end
49:29 <Mekkis> it's now kyra 's turn
49:41 <Kalara> hit the person in front of me
49:51 <Mekkis> ok
50:00 <kyra> !throw 1d20+2 to hit
50:00 <diebot> kyra, to hit: [1d20=14] 16
50:06 <Mekkis> hit
50:27 <kyra> !throw 1d6+2 damage
50:28 <diebot> kyra, damage: [1d6=3] 5
50:33 <Kalara> done
50:37 <Mekkis> tell me about your weapon
51:00 <kyra> Normal scimitar
51:03 <kyra> Anything?
51:05 <Mekkis> interesting
51:06 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
51:17 <Mekkis> you make a small gash, and some blood comes out
51:22 <urist> ok, im move 5 ft to e20
51:28 <kyra> As much as expected?
51:32 <kyra> Or lesser
51:49 <urist> f19
52:13 <Mekkis> ok
52:26 <urist> Coze Gore
52:36 <Mekkis> attack trick?
52:48 <Mekkis> roll Handle Animal.
53:16 <urist> !throw 1d20+9
53:16 <diebot> urist, 1d20+9: [1d20=3] 12
53:18 <Mekkis> ok
53:42 <Mekkis> Roll the attack
53:53 <urist> !throw 1d20+3 attack
53:53 <diebot> urist, attack: [1d20=1] 4
53:59 <Mekkis> miss
54:09 <Mekkis> the elves reposition themselves
54:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 Kalara 
54:26 <diebot> Mekkis, Kalara: [1d20=12] 17
54:27 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 Kalara 
54:28 <diebot> Mekkis, Kalara: [1d20=16] 21
54:32 <Kalara> firsto ne msises
54:34 <Kalara> 2nd one hits
54:35 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1 damage Kalara 
54:36 <diebot> Mekkis, damage Kalara: [1d8=7] 8
54:43 <Kalara> still up..
54:48 <Mekkis> one attacks kyra 
54:53 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 kyra 
54:54 <diebot> Mekkis, kyra: [1d20=12] 15
54:59 <Mekkis> one attacks the pig
55:01 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
55:02 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=14] 17
55:12 <Kalara> 14
55:19 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1 Kyra
55:20 <diebot> Mekkis, Kyra: [1d8=8] 9
55:27 <kyra> That's bad
55:30 <Mekkis> what's the pig's AC?
55:37 <Mekkis> Überschwine
55:50 <Kalara> his name is coze
55:51 <Kalara> acutlaly
55:52 <Kalara> lol
56:10 <urist> 20
56:14 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
56:19 <Yagh> 5ft n
56:26 <Yagh> @attack
56:26 <diebot> Yagh, attack: [1d20=6] 11; damage: [2d6=5,3] 12
56:32 <Yagh> end turn
56:33 <Mekkis> miß
56:40 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
56:44 <Kalara> 5 ft L 18
56:51 <Kalara> spell combat again taking max peanlties
57:09 <Kalara> K18
57:10 <Kalara> correct
57:23 <Kalara> take maximum spell combat penalties fire colourspray
57:29 <Mekkis> ok
57:36 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+14 concentration
57:36 <diebot> Kalara, concentration: [1d20=2] 16
57:41 <Kalara> failed
57:41 <Mekkis> FAIL
57:42 <Kalara> spell fizzled
57:54 <Mekkis> what else
57:59 <Kalara> hit J 18
58:14 <Mekkis> roll it
58:16 <Kalara> !throw 1d20-1 slash
58:17 <diebot> Kalara, slash: [1d20=13] 12
58:20 <Mekkis> miss
58:26 <Mekkis> it's now  kyra's turn
58:40 <kyra> Channel excluding the guy i just hit
58:43 <Mekkis> ok
58:46 <Mekkis> roll it
58:51 <kyra> !throw 1d6
58:52 <diebot> kyra, 1d6: [1d6=6] 6
59:04 <kyra> Everyone gets 6 more hp
59:12 <Mekkis> kyra thrusts her holy symbol to the heavens, and a blinding ray of light permeates the area
59:19 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
59:22 <urist> Urist casts magic fang on coze, 
59:25 <Mekkis> ok
59:47 <Mekkis> roll the attack for Überschwine
00:11 <Kalara> can you touch him?
00:13 <Kalara> lol
00:21 <urist> 1d20+4 attack; 1d6+1
00:41 <Mekkis> !throw it
00:52 <urist> !throw 1d20+4 attack; 1d6+2 dam
00:52 <diebot> urist, attack: [1d20=6] 10; dam: [1d6=5] 7
00:55 <Mekkis> miss
01:03 <Mekkis> anything else?
01:31 <urist> yaya
01:35 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 Kalara 
01:36 <diebot> Mekkis, Kalara: [1d20=5] 10
01:37 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 Kalara 
01:38 <diebot> Mekkis, Kalara: [1d20=4] 9
01:43 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 kyra 
01:44 <diebot> Mekkis, kyra: [1d20=8] 11
01:45 <Kalara> god dman I cant take that kind of pounding much longer
01:47 <Kalara> miss all 3..
01:49 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 Überschwine
01:50 <diebot> Mekkis, Überschwine: [1d20=2] 5
01:57 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
02:04 <Yagh> 5ft ne
02:27 <Yagh> @attack
02:27 <diebot> Yagh, attack: [1d20=2] 7; damage: [2d6=6,5] 15
02:32 <Yagh> end turn
02:37 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
02:45 <Kalara> 5 ft J 17
03:01 <Kalara> spell combat K 17
03:08 <Kalara> Im almost out
03:09 <Mekkis> ok
03:14 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+3 attack
03:14 <diebot> Kalara, attack: [1d20=12] 15
03:17 <Kalara> hit miss?
03:18 <Mekkis> hit!
03:25 <Kalara> !throw 1d6+4 damage
03:26 <diebot> Kalara, damage: [1d6=2] 6
03:37 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+11 concentration to beat 15 dc
03:38 <diebot> Kalara, concentration to beat 15 dc: [1d20=4] 15
03:45 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+3 slash again
03:46 <diebot> Kalara, slash again: [1d20=1] 4
03:48 <Kalara> end turn
03:52 <Kalara> holding the charge on brand
04:11 <Kalara> I didnt do to increase concentration
04:14 <Mekkis> ok
04:20 <Kalara> I took circumstance mod ealier becuase I wanted my spells up
04:23 <Mekkis> it's now kyra's turn
04:26 <Kalara> now Im not doing it
04:34 <Kalara> channel +ve exlcuding the guy that I hit
04:37 <Mekkis> can you PM me the details of Brand?
04:38 <Mekkis> ok
04:48 <Mekkis> excluding L17?
04:52 <kyra> !throw 1d6
04:53 <diebot> kyra, 1d6: [1d6=2] 2
04:55 <kyra> Yes
05:04 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
05:08 <urist> Guidance on Coze, Coze Attacks
05:08 <kyra> 5ft
05:13 <kyra> G18
05:31 <Mekkis> roll it
05:32 <kyra> Yeah
05:52 <urist> !throw 1d20+5 attack; 1d6+2
05:52 <diebot> urist, attack: [1d20=9] 14; 1d6+2: [1d6=5] 7
06:14 <Mekkis> niss
06:15 <Mekkis> miss
07:04 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1 acrobatics
07:06 <diebot> Mekkis, acrobatics: [1d20=5] 6
07:13 <Mekkis> kyra, you may take an AoO
07:55 <kyra> !throw 1d20+2
08:02 <diebot> kyra, 1d20+2: [1d20=15] 17
08:02 <kyra> !throw 1d6+2
08:02 <diebot> kyra, 1d6+2: [1d6=4] 6
08:05 <Kalara> which guy took the AOO
08:08 <Mekkis> ok
08:10 <Kalara> net time number your mobs 1,2,3,4
08:22 <Kalara> easier to decide who got hit
08:24 <Kalara> earlier and later
08:29 <Mekkis> two attack Kalara 
08:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
08:33 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=3] 8
08:34 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
08:35 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9
08:40 * Kalara dodges
08:43 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 Kalara 
08:45 <diebot> Mekkis, Kalara: [1d20=15] 18
08:50 <Kalara> miss
08:56 <Kalara> btw. who was the one kalara hit later
09:04 <Kalara> ealier
09:09 <Kalara> I get mixed up cos no numbers
09:27 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 kyra 
09:28 <diebot> Mekkis, kyra: [1d20=12] 15
09:32 <Kalara> hit
09:33 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1
09:34 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
09:44 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
09:55 <Yagh> h17
09:55 <urist> wait
10:01 <urist> my turn
10:29 <Yagh> whack 2
10:32 <Yagh> @attack
10:33 <diebot> Yagh, attack: [1d20=9] 14; damage: [2d6=1,1] 6
10:49 <Yagh> end turn
10:55 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
11:01 <Kalara> spell combat on 2...
11:03 <Kalara> I know
11:05 <Mekkis> ok
11:14 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+5(with flank anyway) to hit
11:15 <diebot> Kalara, flank anyway) to hit: [1d20=6] 11
11:17 <Kalara> miss...
11:18 <Mekkis> miss
11:20 <Kalara> concentrain check now
11:26 <Mekkis> what?
11:33 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+11 Concentraion beat 15 dc..
11:33 <diebot> Kalara, Concentraion beat 15 dc..: [1d20=10] 21
11:41 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+5 slash again
11:41 <diebot> Kalara, slash again: [1d20=15] 20
11:48 <Kalara> !throw 1d6+4 damage
11:48 <diebot> Kalara, damage: [1d6=4] 8
12:06 <Kalara> fort save 14
12:08 <Kalara> or take addtional 1 damage
12:10 <Kalara> on number 2
12:13 <Mekkis> what did you cast?
12:17 <Kalara> brand
12:21 <Mekkis> how did you cast it?
12:29 <Kalara> defensively
12:30 <Kalara> duh
12:35 <Mekkis> it's not a magus spell
12:41 <Kalara> Im  a hexcrafter
12:53 <Kalara> everything wiht CURSE discriptor is on my olist
13:01 <Mekkis> ok
13:20 <Kalara> I hcose not to
13:22 <Kalara> and forsook my charge
13:24 <Kalara> yes you can
13:25 <Mekkis> ok
13:28 <Kalara> you lose your first casting
13:41 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
13:42 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=9] 12
13:47 <Mekkis> he drops
13:58 <Mekkis> it's now kyra's turn
14:24 <kyra> Take out clw wand and zap self.
14:27 <kyra> Any aoo?
14:34 <Mekkis> for taking out the wand, yes
14:57 <kyra> 5ft  to e18
15:01 <Mekkis> ok
15:04 <kyra> Take wand and zap
15:05 <Mekkis> roll it
15:13 <kyra> !throw 1d8+1
15:14 <diebot> kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=7] 8
15:33 <Kalara> end turn
15:38 <urist> Coze move to g20, attack elf 3, Urist, move 5ft to E20, Sling elf 3
15:40 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
16:07 <Mekkis> roll the pig's attack
16:24 <urist> !throw 1d20+4 attack; 1d6+2;
16:25 <diebot> urist, attack: [1d20=4] 8; 1d6+2: [1d6=1] 3
16:36 <Mekkis> roll your attack, with a -4 for attacking into melee
17:20 <urist> !throw 1d20-2;
17:21 <diebot> urist, 1d20-2: [1d20=16] 14
17:32 <Mekkis> miss
17:42 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
17:43 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=16] 17
18:08 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 Kalara 
18:09 <diebot> Mekkis, Kalara: [1d20=8] 13
18:10 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 Kalara 
18:11 <diebot> Mekkis, Kalara: [1d20=7] 12
18:26 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 Kalara 
18:27 <diebot> Mekkis, Kalara: [1d20=5] 8
18:31 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
18:33 <Kalara> cant take that kind of pounding lol
18:44 <Yagh> @attack
18:45 <diebot> Yagh, attack: [1d20=19] 24; damage: [2d6=1,2] 7
19:10 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
19:23 <Kalara> activate spellcombat again
19:38 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+5 slash at I 17
19:38 <diebot> Kalara, slash at I 17: [1d20=15] 20
19:44 <Mekkis> hits
19:44 <Kalara> !throw 1d6+4 damage
19:45 <diebot> Kalara, damage: [1d6=3] 7
19:57 <Kalara> hit at 3..
20:01 <Mekkis> ok
20:03 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+3 attack
20:04 <diebot> Kalara, attack: [1d20=11] 14
20:08 <Kalara> oh concentration
20:15 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+11 concentration ot beat 15 dc
20:15 <diebot> Kalara, concentration ot beat 15 dc: [1d20=6] 17
20:16 <Mekkis> regardless, it misses
20:18 <Kalara> (shrug)
20:19 <Kalara> k
20:21 <Kalara> end turn
20:24 <Mekkis> it's now kyra's turn
20:50 <kyra> Move to i 19
21:02 <kyra> Sorry
21:08 <kyra> J19
21:14 <kyra> Avoiding aoos
21:23 <kyra> 30 ft move
21:37 <kyra> J19
22:00 <kyra> Hit 3
22:04 <Mekkis> roll it
22:04 <kyra> I do
22:21 <kyra> !throw 1d20+4
22:21 <diebot> kyra, 1d20+4: [1d20=6] 10
22:25 <kyra> Miss
22:27 <Mekkis> missw
22:33 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
22:56 <urist> Coze, H19, coze Attack elf 3, Urist sling elf 3
22:58 <Kalara> the one kalara hit is prolly dying soon
22:59 <Kalara> maybe
23:01 <Mekkis> ok
23:14 <Mekkis> she's taken two big hits
23:36 <urist> !throw 1d20+4
23:37 <diebot> urist, 1d20+4: [1d20=7] 11
23:39 <Mekkis> miss
24:05 <urist> !throw 1d20-2;
24:05 <diebot> urist, 1d20-2: [1d20=1] -1
24:28 <Mekkis> I17 attacks Kalara 
24:31 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
24:32 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=19] 24
24:36 <Kalara> hit
24:38 <Kalara> damage..
24:42 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1
24:43 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
24:44 <Kalara> I hope not..
24:46 <Kalara> else Im dead
25:08 <Mekkis> 3 attacks Kalara 
25:13 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
25:14 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=8] 11
25:34 <Mekkis> this elf draws a javelin, and throws it at Kalara 
25:36 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
25:38 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=3] 6
25:40 <Mekkis> missing 
25:43 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's utrn
25:52 * Kalara dances out of the way deftly
25:58 <Yagh> @attack
25:59 <diebot> Yagh, attack: [1d20=19] 24; damage: [2d6=1,5] 10
26:04 <Yagh> end turn
26:51 <Kalara> "We might want to take some prisoner
26:53 <Yagh> k17 attracting an aoo
26:58 <Kalara> "Know who sent them"
27:27 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 AoO
27:29 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=18] 21
27:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1
27:33 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
27:36 <Mekkis> make a fortitude save
28:05 <Yagh> !throw 1d20+4
28:06 <diebot> Yagh, 1d20+4: [1d20=9] 13
28:21 <Mekkis> you manage to fight off the effects of a poison on the trident
28:24 <Yagh> 7/10hp
28:25 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
28:36 <Kalara> Spellcombat on 3
28:40 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+5
28:40 <diebot> Kalara, 1d20+5: [1d20=2] 7
28:44 <Mekkis> miss
28:46 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+11 concentration
28:47 <diebot> Kalara, concentration: [1d20=8] 19
28:48 <Mekkis> ok
28:52 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+5 again
28:52 <diebot> Kalara, again: [1d20=6] 11
28:54 <Mekkis> miss
28:54 <Kalara> end turn
28:59 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
29:10 <urist>  see if i can hit, Both attack elf 3
29:13 <Mekkis> ok
29:20 <Kalara> your pig has flanking
29:33 <urist> !throw 1d20+4 ; 1d20-2
29:34 <diebot> urist, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5; 1d20-2: [1d20=2] 0
29:41 <Mekkis> misses
30:00 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 javelin Kalara 
30:01 <diebot> Mekkis, javelin Kalara: [1d20=10] 13
30:04 <Mekkis> missin
30:14 <Mekkis> drinks a potion
30:15 <Kalara> what happens to 1
30:21 <Kalara> and I think we forgot kyras turn :P
30:22 <Kalara> lolz
30:38 <Mekkis> it's now kyra's turn
31:05 <kyra> Move to m18
31:13 <kyra> Slash 1
31:25 <Mekkis> ok
31:30 <kyra> !throw 1d20+2 to hit
31:30 <diebot> kyra, to hit: [1d20=5] 7
31:36 <kyra> End turn
31:54 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
32:33 <Yagh> 1e
32:35 <Yagh> whack 1
32:39 <Yagh> @attack
32:40 <diebot> Yagh, attack: [1d20=9] 14; damage: [2d6=5,2] 11
32:46 <Yagh> end turn
33:00 <Kalara> (got turn..?)
33:02 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
33:11 <Kalara> west and spell combat again
33:21 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+3 spellcombat
33:21 <diebot> Kalara, spellcombat: [1d20=15] 18
33:27 <Kalara> !throw 1d6+4 damage
33:28 <diebot> Kalara, damage: [1d6=3] 7
33:32 <Kalara> concentran roll
33:40 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+11 concentration for another hit
33:40 <diebot> Kalara, concentration for another hit: [1d20=4] 15
33:47 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+3 slash again
33:48 <diebot> Kalara, slash again: [1d20=10] 13
33:50 <Kalara> miss?
33:51 <Kalara> end turn
34:02 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
34:03 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=2] 3
34:07 <urist> kyras turn?
34:16 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
34:28 <urist> So pig h18
34:28 <Kalara> "Flank him"
34:49 <urist> g18
35:09 <Mekkis> roll attach
35:11 <Mekkis> attack
35:24 <urist> !throw 1d20+4;
35:24 <diebot> urist, 1d20+4: [1d20=2] 6
35:29 <Mekkis> miss
35:42 <urist> !throw 1d20-2;
35:43 <diebot> urist, 1d20-2: [1d20=11] 9
35:49 <kyra> 5 ft n 18
35:53 <kyra> Hit
35:56 <kyra> 1
36:06 <Kalara> l
36:07 <Kalara> k
36:18 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 attack Kalara 
36:20 <diebot> Mekkis, attack Kalara: [1d20=18] 21
36:23 <Kalara> roll damage
36:23 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1
36:24 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
36:34 <Mekkis> how many more rounds left of your shield?
36:38 <Kalara> 2
36:49 <Mekkis> 1 attempts to hit Yagh 
36:52 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
36:53 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=12] 15
37:00 <Yagh> miss
37:06 <Mekkis> now it's kyra's turn
37:29 <kyra> Move to p17
37:34 <kyra> Hit 1
37:40 <Mekkis> ok
37:42 <Kalara> you said kyra
37:44 <Kalara> not kalara
37:53 <Kalara> if it skyra no attack of op>
37:59 <Mekkis> roll it
38:01 <Kalara> I made a big round
38:05 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2
38:06 <diebot> Kalara, 1d20+2: [1d20=10] 12
38:08 <Kalara> for her lol
38:09 <Mekkis> miss
38:15 <Kalara> easier ot roll on pc
38:24 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh';s turh
38:32 <Yagh> 1e
38:36 <Yagh> whack 1
38:39 <Yagh> @attack
38:39 <diebot> Yagh, attack: [1d20=12] 17; damage: [2d6=1,4] 9
38:56 <Yagh> end turn
38:59 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
39:04 <Kalara> spell combat on 3
39:12 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+3 slash
39:13 <diebot> Kalara, slash: [1d20=8] 11
39:19 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+11 concentration
39:19 <diebot> Kalara, concentration: [1d20=11] 22
39:25 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+3 slash again
39:25 <diebot> Kalara, slash again: [1d20=4] 7
39:29 <Kalara> end turn
39:32 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
39:33 <urist> Coze to h 19, 
39:47 <urist> no 19
39:49 <Mekkis> ok
39:54 <urist> and attack
39:56 <Mekkis> roll it
40:09 <urist> but before i do, magic fang
40:17 <urist> so, 
40:18 <Mekkis> touch range, correct/
40:24 <urist> no
40:28 <Mekkis> ok
40:30 <Mekkis> no problem
40:32 <Mekkis> roll attach
40:34 <Mekkis> attack
40:52 <urist> !1d20+4
41:06 <urist> !throw 1d20+4
41:06 <diebot> urist, 1d20+4: [1d20=10] 14
41:14 <Mekkis> miss
41:22 <Kalara> double hammer
41:24 <Kalara> heheh
41:26 <urist> !throw 1d20-2;
41:27 <diebot> urist, 1d20-2: [1d20=17] 15
41:39 <Kalara> pretty fun to use except Im using double ax..
41:47 <Mekkis> miss due to cover
42:07 <Kalara> last round of shield..
42:13 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 attack Kalara 
42:14 <diebot> Mekkis, attack Kalara: [1d20=6] 9
42:17 <Kalara> on my turn Im down to 16 ac
42:25 <Mekkis> 1 attacks Yagh 
42:28 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
42:29 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=20] 23
42:32 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 confirm
42:33 <diebot> Mekkis, confirm: [1d20=11] 14
42:37 <Mekkis> !throw 1d8+1
42:39 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
42:53 <urist> Sorry magic fang is touch,
42:53 <Mekkis> it's now kyra's turn
43:07 <Kalara> hit 1..
43:13 <Mekkis> ok
43:34 <kyra> !throw 1d20+2 to hit
43:34 <diebot> kyra, to hit: [1d20=9] 11
43:36 <Mekkis> miss
43:43 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
43:48 <Yagh> 5ft e
43:50 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+1
43:51 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19
43:51 <Yagh> @attack
43:52 <diebot> Yagh, attack: [1d20=14] 19; damage: [2d6=4,5] 13
44:04 <Yagh> end turn
44:17 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
44:36 <Kalara> move to L 19
44:56 <Kalara> use the flat of my blade
45:02 <Kalara> one mroe ewest
45:03 <Kalara> sorry
45:07 <Mekkis> ok
45:21 <Kalara> !throw 1d20-1 attack
45:21 <diebot> Kalara, attack: [1d20=5] 4
45:23 <Mekkis> miss
45:24 <Kalara> end turn
45:27 <Kalara> I was doing non lethal
45:28 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
45:33 <Kalara> so acutlaly should be +1..
45:40 <Kalara> I know
45:47 <urist> pig to I 20
45:53 <urist> attack
46:05 <urist> !throw 1d20+4
46:06 <diebot> urist, 1d20+4: [1d20=12] 16
46:09 <Mekkis> HITS!
46:09 <Kalara> why taht way of all things
46:09 <Kalara> really
46:11 <Kalara> i was trying to ste up for you
46:11 <Kalara> lol
46:31 <urist> !throw 1d6+2
46:31 <diebot> urist, 1d6+2: [1d6=3] 5
46:54 <urist> !throw 1d20-2;
46:55 <diebot> urist, 1d20-2: [1d20=3] 1
47:09 <Mekkis> the elf drinks a potion
47:34 <Mekkis> it's now kyra's turn
47:58 <kyra> Move to k 18
48:01 <kyra> Hit him
48:10 <Mekkis> J18?
48:11 <kyra> Yeah 
48:21 <kyra> !throw 1d20+2
48:21 <diebot> kyra, 1d20+2: [1d20=8] 10
48:27 <Mekkis> miss
48:43 <kyra> End turn
48:47 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
48:58 <Yagh> @attack
48:59 <diebot> Yagh, attack: [1d20=2] 7; damage: [2d6=6,4] 14
49:02 <Mekkis> miss
49:06 <Yagh> end turn
49:08 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
49:16 <Kalara> move H 19
49:29 <Kalara> H 19
49:39 <Kalara> k 2 hand the sorry bastard
49:43 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+5 to hit
49:44 <diebot> Kalara, to hit: [1d20=4] 9
49:46 <Kalara> end turn
49:48 <Mekkis> miss
49:53 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
49:57 <urist> pig, i 19
50:08 <Mekkis> ok
50:12 <urist> !throw 1d20+4
50:13 <diebot> urist, 1d20+4: [1d20=15] 19
50:15 <Mekkis> hit
50:28 <urist> !throw 1d6+2;
50:28 <diebot> urist, 1d6+2: [1d6=4] 6
50:40 <Kalara> start searching all their bodies
50:51 <urist> one each?
51:20 <Kalara> (any pots?)
51:21 <Mekkis> they each are wearing hide shirts
51:26 <Mekkis> two of them have javelins on them
51:34 <Mekkis> two of them have potions on them
51:41 <urist> Helmets?
51:42 <Kalara> grab both pots one for me one for Yagh
51:43 <Mekkis> oh
51:44 <Kalara> and drink em both
51:45 <Kalara> lol
51:49 <Mekkis> they also have other potions on them
51:50 <Kalara> at least Ill drink mine
51:52 <Kalara> what pot is it first
51:52 <Kalara> though
51:53 <Mekkis> each of them
51:55 <Kalara> lets start identifying
52:00 <Kalara> any scrolls?
52:08 <Mekkis> and they have masks on their faces
52:21 <Mekkis> similar to that of the elf you're escorting and his bodyguard
52:33 <Kalara> "I thought that fight would've been the end of me"
52:39 <Kalara> "Thanks kyra"
52:52 <Kalara> can we start identifying the pots?
53:06 <Mekkis> also grappling hooks and silk rope
53:09 <Mekkis> and masterwork manacles
53:11 <urist> "wait, these masks, ive seen them before"
53:11 <Mekkis> sure
53:13 <Mekkis> ummm.
53:21 <Kalara> urm what?
53:23 <Mekkis> make a spellcraft check
53:28 <Mekkis> if you have detect magic
53:31 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft
53:32 <diebot> Kalara, spellcraft: [1d20=16] 23
53:35 <Kalara> so nice I do have it isnt it?
53:41 <Kalara> (grabbie)
53:49 <Mekkis> two of the potions are CLW. The other 4 are nonmagical
53:54 <Mekkis> http://ipv4.nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/IMG_1534.JPG
54:02 * Kalara passes one CLW pot to Yagh
54:05 * Kalara gulps down the other
54:07 <urist> "these are the same masks as Sephreil
54:09 <Yagh> "cheers"
54:10 <Kalara> !throw 1d8+1
54:10 <diebot> Kalara, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
54:15 <Yagh> i'll do the same
54:19 <Yagh> !throw 1d8+1
54:20 <diebot> Yagh, 1d8+1: [1d8=3] 4
54:22 <Kalara> "A little busy at the moment...I think most of the blood down here is mine"
54:23 <Yagh> heheh
54:37 <Yagh> "aye"
54:50 <kyra> Kyra uses clw
54:54 <kyra> The wand
54:55 <Yagh> "er, let's go check on our mate downstairs"
55:05 <kyra> !throw 1d8+1
55:05 <diebot> kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=1] 2
55:06 <Mekkis> Captain Vearne approaches
55:11 <kyra> Again
55:17 <urist> "something tells me we dont need to"
55:18 <Mekkis> "What in the name of the pirate queen just happened here?"
55:23 <kyra> !throw 1d8+1
55:23 <diebot> kyra, 1d8+1: [1d8=5] 6
55:32 <Kalara> "some Assasins nearly killed us all?"
55:45 <Yagh> "yep so we defended the ship and crew"
55:52 <Kalara> "Great ship security you have here"
55:54 <Mekkis> "Great lot of good you guys did. Are they alive?"
56:11 <Yagh> "not sure...does it matter?"
56:12 <Kalara> "I dont think so..we were forced to fight for our lives"
56:22 <Kalara> "Couldnt show them any quarter, or it would be our bodies lying here, not theirs"
56:28 <Yagh> "aye"
56:33 <Mekkis> "Then slit their throats and toss them overboard."
56:42 <Yagh> "ok"
56:44 <urist> "WAIT!"
56:49 <Yagh> "what?"
57:02 <urist> "we could ask them why they are doing thid"
57:03 <kyra> Kyra does a heal check
57:04 * Yagh halts bashing
57:11 <urist> this*
57:13 <kyra> To see if anyone is still alive on their side
57:19 <Mekkis> roll it
57:21 <kyra> If so - stabilize
57:35 <kyra> !throw 1d20+7 heal
57:35 <diebot> kyra, heal: [1d20=1] 8
57:39 <Yagh> "pffft, waste 'o time you ask me"
57:43 <Mekkis> you don't think they're alive
57:54 <kyra> They're dead.
57:58 <Yagh> "so let's clear the decks"
57:59 <urist> not really, the elf was wearing this same mask
58:13 <Mekkis> "All mordent spire elves wear those masks."
58:27 * Yagh takes a mask off one of the elves
58:33 <Kalara> "I say we better check on our cargo. you can toss these guys over if you want"
58:35 <urist> "ah, i am unfamiliar with these ocean dwellers
58:39 * Kalara takes the silk rope and grappling hook
58:43 * Yagh wanders downstairs to the quarters
58:52 * Yagh knocks on the door
58:59 <Mekkis> First mate Marzack Mallick arrive on the deck
59:25 <Mekkis> "I was doing a sweep of the ship after the attack. I think you'd better see this"
00:01 <Mekkis> he leads you downstairs, to the chamber where Sephriel was staying.
00:16 <Yagh> "oh hello, i was just knocking, but there's no answer"
00:24 <urist> "oh no!"
00:33 <Kalara> "He told us to get rid of those guys on the ship when we insisted on protecting him in his room"
00:34 * Yagh knocks louder
00:46 <Yagh> "HELLO????"
00:54 * Yagh thumps the door
00:55 <Mekkis> Thanzeril meets up with you in the cargo hold, and walks over to the door
00:58 <Kalara> "Screw knocking - just bash the door down with your hammer if he doesnt answer"
01:09 <Mekkis> he inserts a key, and reveals a scene
01:18 <Yagh> "oh dear"
01:33 <kyra> "So many lives lost today "
01:50 <kyra> "Sarenrae grant them peace"
01:58 <Mekkis> This finely decorated cabin contains a brightly colored
01:58 <Mekkis> Qadiran rug, a small bookshelf, several storage trunks and
01:58 <Mekkis> barrels, and a modest bed. Lying face down on the ruffled,
01:58 <Mekkis> blood-soaked sheets rests the body of a tall, golden-haired
01:58 <Mekkis> elf in elegant bedclothes, his face covered in an intricately
01:58 <Mekkis> carved wooden mask.
02:20 <Yagh> you might consider muting mort?
02:38 <Kalara> as you command
02:44 <Kalara> but mek said he wanted me non muting ideally
03:04 * kyra goes over to check the body
03:21 <Mekkis> Thanzeril walks over to the body, and gently lifts the mask off.
03:22 <kyra> Alive or not?
03:26 <Mekkis> "I have failed."
03:34 <Mekkis> it's clear that he's dead
03:43 <kyra> Cause of death?
03:55 <Mekkis> heal check
04:15 <Mekkis> Mallic calls out to the captain
04:16 <kyra> !throw 1d20+7
04:17 <diebot> kyra, 1d20+7: [1d20=17] 24
04:23 <Mekkis> they briefly leave the room
04:28 <Mekkis> a dagger in the chest
04:47 <kyra> "Yet another one"
05:01 <Mekkis> Mallick comments about how the Mordant Spire elves would have his hide for failing to Sephriel safely.
05:16 <kyra> "Why? Why so many I'm too late to save"
05:18 <Mekkis> Veane pales and turns and looks ar you, with terror in his eyes.
05:23 <Mekkis> The fear passes into rage.
05:38 <Yagh> "steady on old chap"
05:40 * kyra buries her head in her hands and weeps
05:57 <Mekkis> “You’re the only ones on this ship I don’t know well,” he says, pointing accusingly at you. “I’m not taking the rap for this, by Besmara, and neither is my crew. It might not be fair, but when we get to the Mordant Spire in three days, it’s you who’ll have to answer for Sephriel’s death!”
06:09 * Kalara gives kyra a pointed look and shakes her head
06:16 <Mekkis> He storms out of the cabin
06:17 <urist> urist kneels
06:28 <Mekkis> Mallick close on his heals
06:29 <Kalara> "Who do you think you are, accusing us like this"
06:36 <Kalara> "By the gods we fought for our LIVES to defend the ship"
06:38 <urist> "wait", "maybe he did this to himself"
06:55 <Yagh> is there any sign of entry?
07:13 <Kalara> 25 min break?
07:14 <Kalara> k
07:16 <Kalara> god..
07:18 <Kalara> my bones...
07:41 <Kalara> my that was eevvvuuulll lol
07:48 <Yagh> you held up well!
08:09 <Kalara> Im not supposed to do that kind of thing damnit
08:09 <Kalara> Im supposed to be a wizard :D
08:09 <Kalara> and hide behind others :P
08:21 <urist> i did that well if i do say so
08:45 <Kalara> I should go and get a n excel sheet to see dpr calculations for using spell combat
08:49 <Kalara> 2 attacks per round for -2 per hit
09:05 <Kalara> more often then not I will suceed my concentration check anyway..
11:02 <urist> i kid,
11:21 <Kalara> I acutally have a +5 to hit.. normally
11:21 <Mekkis> this is my setup: http://ipv4.nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/IMG_1535.JPG
11:25 <Kalara> but usulaly drop it to +3 to double attack
11:44 <Kalara> I still like that bushturkey
11:46 <Kalara> yum :D
14:41 <MekkisScreen> lots of cane toads at night
15:06 <Kalara> cane toads r back
15:08 <Kalara> bad
15:20 <Yagh> !findchar Oskar
15:20 <diebot> Yagh, Character: Oskar, number: 367( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=367 )
15:22 <Kalara> they r poisonoous
15:25 <MekkisScreen> I should buy some second hand golf clubs
15:28 <Kalara> for?
15:32 <Kalara> you golf?
15:39 <Kalara> rangers are awesome..
15:42 <Kalara> todays stuff is more grull though
15:48 <MekkisScreen> punting cane toads
15:53 <Kalara> ah excellent work
15:54 <Kalara> then
15:55 <MekkisScreen> ummm  driving cane toads
16:14 <Kalara> GNOME?
16:15 <Kalara> OH NOES
17:01 <MekkisScreen> mort's a gnome. admuit it
25:33 <Mekkis> I hope you're not hearing too much ambient now
32:45 <Yagh> so
32:46 <Yagh> how we going?
32:47 <Mekkis> so
32:51 <urist> good
32:56 <Yagh> okee one sec meks
33:06 <Mekkis> well, I'm waiting for my food to arrive, but I'll be able to continue running stuff
33:08 <Kalara> Im NOT a gnome
33:09 <Kalara> I am HUMAN
33:17 <Kalara> I just have the excitable trait
33:19 <Mekkis> just don't expect much talk from me. Most of it will be in IRC
33:28 <Mekkis> Kalara, the human, raised by Gnomes!
33:29 <Kalara> k np Im fine since my voice isnt too good either
33:33 <Kalara> no
33:35 <Yagh> :)
33:37 <Kalara> I dont have it on my character
33:43 <Kalara> its on me as a player
33:44 <Mekkis> am I in on the call
33:49 <Yagh> mekkis just let me know if/when you want in
33:53 <Mekkis> yeah
33:54 <urist> Kalara never got on well with the other gnomes :P
33:55 <Mekkis> include me
34:03 <Mekkis> I'll just mute myself
34:11 <Kalara> eating lunch atm
34:20 <Kalara> I gnome punt as a player :P
34:22 <Mekkis> waiting for this restaurant to give me lunch
34:30 <Kalara> but seriously once in game I have no issues whatever you choose to roll
34:31 <Kalara> gnome or not
34:34 <Mekkis> nice leather couches
34:37 <Mekkis> I must say
34:42 <Yagh> mekkis are you at your system atm?
34:45 <Mekkis> yeah
34:50 <Yagh> it's ringing
35:26 <Yagh> mort you're good to go?
35:38 <Mekkis> Kalara?
36:46 <Kalara> ok gime am oment
36:48 <Kalara> munching lunch
36:50 <Mekkis> so. It's clear that you need to find the culprit, or Bad Things will happen to you
36:53 <Kalara> wont tlak much
37:04 <Yagh> so what's in this room?
37:10 <Yagh> any windows?
37:17 <urist> can i do a perception check?
37:19 <Mekkis> no windows
37:21 <Kalara> fingerprints on the dagger!
37:24 <Mekkis> make perception checks everyone
37:29 <Kalara> oh shit forensic sci ftw
37:31 <Mekkis> you don't see an unattended dagger
37:34 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 perception
37:34 <diebot> Kalara, perception: [1d20=13] 13
37:35 <Yagh> !throw 1d20 perception
37:35 <diebot> Yagh, perception: [1d20=5] 5
37:37 <Yagh> :)
38:05 <kyra> !throw 1d20+3 perception
38:06 <diebot> kyra, perception: [1d20=1] 4
38:06 <urist> !throw 1d20+11;
38:07 <diebot> urist, 1d20+11: [1d20=2] 13
38:07 <Mekkis> I need more monitors
38:27 <Mekkis> none of you seem to find anything that jumps out at you
38:39 <Mekkis> Thanzeril is in the room
38:48 <Mekkis> he's preparing the body for burial
38:53 <Mekkis> he was the bodyguard
39:02 <Yagh> "thanzeril - who else had a key to this room?"
39:27 <Mekkis> "Not sure. I was given one."
39:32 <Yagh> "by?"
39:39 <Mekkis> "Vaneal"
39:50 <Kalara> "Where were you when the incident happened"
40:45 <Kalara> "Also - anyone who disliked sepheriel on this ship?"
40:58 <Mekkis> "I failed."
41:10 <Kalara> "We all did - its what we do after that counts"
41:19 <Yagh> "never mind all that - we've got to find the culprit"
41:21 <Mekkis> "I went below."
41:29 <Kalara> "Anyone saw you down below?"
41:37 <Kalara> "Why werent you guarding him while we were under attack?"
41:38 <Mekkis> "I.. I don't know..."
41:52 <Yagh> "why did you go below?"
42:05 <Mekkis> "Ummm...."
42:05 <urist> "That sounds very suspicous"
42:08 <Kalara> sense motive on thanzeril
42:13 <Kalara> is he being controled by some outside magic?
42:20 <Mekkis> roll it, secretly
42:23 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 sensemotive @ mekkis is he being dominated?
42:40 <urist> will i do one 2?
42:41 <Mekkis> the @ needs to be at the end
42:46 <Mekkis> if you want
42:59 <urist> !throw 1d20+5;
43:00 <diebot> urist, 1d20+5: [1d20=4] 9
43:02 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 sensemotive @mekkis
43:03 <Kalara> like htat?
43:19 <Mekkis> yeah
43:23 <Kalara> k
43:35 <urist> !throw 1d20+5 @Mekkis;
43:41 <Mekkis> no semicolon
43:59 <urist> !throw 1d20+5 @mekkis
44:03 <Kalara> "Do you know he made any enemies on the ship?"
44:26 <Kalara> "Also we were defending the ship against other spire elves - do you know any other groups he may have irritated in his career?"
44:37 <Kalara> "Also where are his belongings, we would like to have a look at them to see if there are any clues"
44:50 <Mekkis> "Some groups of the Mordant Spire believe we shouldn't be talking to outsiders..."
45:02 <Kalara> (too much time with hong kong forensic science dramas)
45:12 <Mekkis> "Very well, but I must remain here at all times. I ask that you do not interfere with the body.
45:14 <Mekkis> "
45:27 <Kalara> "Fair enough. Did he keep a journal or logbook?"
45:38 <Mekkis> make a diplomacy check
45:47 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 diplomacy
45:47 <diebot> Kalara, diplomacy: [1d20=10] 10
45:56 <Mekkis> "Not that I know of"
46:02 <urist> "what is the story with Sephreil were you two close?
46:22 <kyra> "We all want to see his murderer brought to justice. Will you assist us?"
46:38 <Mekkis> "We are mordant Spire. We look out for each other."
46:39 <kyra> !throw 1d20+6 diplomacy
46:40 <diebot> kyra, diplomacy: [1d20=11] 17
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47:04 <Mekkis> "I'll tell you what I know..."
47:28 <urist> whispers to Kalara- "he is hiding something"
47:30 <kyra> "That would be helpful kind sir"
47:49 <urist> "Go Ahead!"
47:51 * Kalara whispers to Urist "who doesnt have skeletons in their closets"
48:11 * Kalara whispers to Urist "Or maybe a ghoul"
48:17 <urist> haha" but i sense somthing is wrong with him"
48:44 <Mekkis> "A few hours ago, Azuretta told me to meet her in the forward cargo hold. I met here there."
48:48 <urist> "maybe magical"
48:53 <Mekkis> "I forsook my duty!"
49:14 <Yagh> "a tryst?"
49:14 <Mekkis> "For a half-breed."
49:26 <Kalara> "Stop blabberin elf, everyone gets turned by a pretty face now and then"
49:29 <Kalara> "Thankfully Im immune"
50:06 <Kalara> "So you had some fun with someone else? We're all human for goodnes sake"
50:17 <Yagh> "and was there any lead up to her asking you to meet her or was it just 'out of the blue'"
50:20 <Mekkis> "I am not human."
50:23 <Yagh> ?
50:24 <Mekkis> "It's happened before."
50:34 <Kalara> "Sure. but we're all people with our usual desires"
50:40 <Kalara> "It happens"
50:44 <urist> urist leaves the room and begins to ahead to top deck
50:44 <Mekkis> "She asks everyone."
50:56 * Yagh follows urist
51:06 <Kalara> Ill remain with the bodyguard
51:08 <Yagh> "hey let's find this hussy and have a wee chat?"
51:22 <urist> "my taughts exactly"
51:24 <Kalara> "Do you know anything about any enemies that he may have made on the ship?"
51:37 <Mekkis> "Ummm... noone in particular."
51:46 <Mekkis> "We keep to ourselves."
52:02 <Kalara> Ill follow urist up the ship then
52:24 <Yagh> yeah ok let's find the lady azuretta
52:27 <urist> i go to T11
52:49 <urist> is noone staying with Tranzreil?
52:51 <Kalara> lets go talk to the lady in question
52:54 <Kalara> I wont stay with him not alone
52:55 <Kalara> at least
53:01 <Kalara> unless you tell me to
53:07 <Kalara> which I will I suppose as I dig the room later
53:10 <urist> ok i will , coze will protect me
54:01 <Mekkis> she's in the captain's cabin
54:24 <Kalara> haul oursleves to the captains cabin
54:29 <Yagh> aye
54:32 <Mekkis> ok
54:36 <urist> aight
54:44 <Kalara> "We should also look out for Vanael who gave Thazeril the key"
54:54 <Yagh> "yes, good idea"
55:03 <Mekkis> you crowd into the captain's cabin
55:18 <Yagh> is it just her in here?
55:34 <Yagh> or is the capt here too?
55:35 <Mekkis> you find Veane, busy at work, on his desp
55:43 <Yagh> "ah veane"
55:47 <Yagh> "just the person"
55:51 <Mekkis> writing in a thick, leather bound notebook.
55:56 <urist> while everyone goes in i investigate outside
56:01 <Yagh> "ahem"
56:11 <Mekkis> and you find a half-elf lazing on his bead. She's reading an illustrated Chapbook.
56:21 <Yagh> "hello veane"
56:28 <Mekkis> "Hi."
56:42 <Yagh> "and this, i presume, is lady azuretta?"
56:53 <Mekkis> "Indeed I am."
57:17 <Yagh> "we need to talk"
57:24 <Yagh> "mind if we ask a few questions?"
57:37 <Kalara> "were you with Thrazeril at the time of the murder?"
58:25 <Mekkis> she's umming a song
58:30 <Mekkis> then she looks at you.
58:31 <Kalara> what kind of song is it
58:39 <Kalara> do I get to spellcraft stuff?
58:48 <Mekkis> try
58:54 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft
58:54 <diebot> Kalara, spellcraft: [1d20=2] 9
58:56 <Kalara> k done
58:59 <Mekkis> it's just a song
59:22 <Mekkis> "I was in the forward hold, with Thanzeril.
59:23 <Mekkis> "
59:37 <Mekkis> "Want to meet with me this evening?"
59:41 <Kalara> "Fair enough. I take it both of you were entertaining yourselves until..say waht time?"
59:46 <Kalara> "Youre not my type Im sorry really"
59:53 <Kalara> (unless she is les... haha)
00:03 <Mekkis> "I go both ways..."
00:22 <Kalara> "I see, but I dont, besides Ive never met anyone that turned me on. No offence lady, I suppose you look pretty good to some here"
00:45 <Kalara> (anyone wants to have a go with her?)
00:50 <Kalara> (lolz..)
00:58 <Yagh> "yes thanzeril has confirmed you were with him at the time of the murder"
01:03 <Mekkis> "Someone has to start."
01:15 <Mekkis> urist slinks out
01:16 <Yagh> "we're worried about the apparent co-incidence"
01:28 <Yagh> "so veane, can you tell me:"
01:42 <Yagh> "who exactly had a key to the room?"
01:58 <Mekkis> "There was one in the crew's quarters."
02:09 <Mekkis> "And I gave Thanzeril one."
02:12 <Yagh> "a spare key in the crew's quarters?"
02:18 <Kalara> "Any more keys around?"
02:49 <Yagh> "why the hell was there a key in the crew's quarters?"
02:59 <Mekkis> "Why not."
03:08 <Kalara> "Did you see Sephriel quarrel with anyone?"
03:18 <Kalara> "Or did he remain cooped up in his quarters the entire journey"
03:35 <Mekkis> "He has been in his quarters most of the time."
03:53 <Kalara> "On the occasions he went out?"
04:29 <Kalara> "Im also looking for Illik and and a fellow passenger who may have some rust monsters with him"
04:30 <Mekkis> "I can't comment on that. All I can say is that I know my crew, I don't know you, and this seems like a coverup more than anything."
04:35 <Kalara> "could you point me in their direction?"
04:40 <Kalara> "We were defending your ship"
04:45 <Kalara> "And we nearly died in that attempt"
05:30 <Mekkis> "Look around for yourself."
05:34 <Yagh> "you may trust your crew, but the room was locked"
05:44 <kyra> On the heal check did i manage to see the time of death?
05:45 <Yagh> "one key was with thanzeril"
05:50 <Mekkis> "So the killer must have locked it."
05:50 <Yagh> "one key was with your crew"
05:51 <kyra> Or the elf in question?
05:54 <Mekkis> kyra, not reall
05:55 <Mekkis> hy
06:05 <kyra> Have to look again?
06:30 <Kalara> but how long did the fight with the elves take
06:36 <Yagh> "ok are there any new or recent members of your crew?"
06:47 <Yagh> "any new members taken on for this journey"
06:47 <Mekkis> "No. Except for you."
06:50 <Kalara> he was alive( or maybe someoen was doppelangering him ) when we warned him about the attack and was about ot move in with him
07:03 <Kalara> so basically we can rule his death(roughly) to the time of our entertainment
07:20 <Yagh> "so every man jack on board this ship is trusted by you?"
07:45 <Mekkis> "What are you implying?
07:54 <urist> !throw 1d20+5 @mekkis
08:11 <Yagh> "i want to make sure we question the right members of your crew"
08:26 <Mekkis> "how noble."
08:44 <Yagh> "you seem reluctant to help us find the murderer"
09:00 <Mekkis> "Perhaps. You seem to like bothering me."
09:26 <Yagh> "you're bothered by a few not unreasonable questions?"
09:48 <Yagh> "in light of what's happened here i would expect a bit more cooperation"
09:59 <Mekkis> "I'll determine what questions are reasonable. This is my ship."
10:03 <kyra> "Its to our mutal benefits that we catch the murderer"
10:18 <Mekkis> "I know that one of you were out side Sephriel's cabin EVERY night of our journey.
10:20 <Yagh> "so help us help you, captain"
10:26 <kyra> Any knowledge that we may have may come in handy to catch the murder
10:35 <Kalara> "Just doing our duty"
10:44 <Kalara> "to make sure nothing got him"
10:51 <Yagh> "you also know that all of us were up fighting off the invaders at the time of his murder"
11:32 <Kalara> "We warned him there were invaders and he told us to deal with the threat"
11:36 <Mekkis> "Perhaps. Or you could have hidden someone in there. I'm not going to speculate."
12:03 <Kalara> "Gratitude really, you knwo on hindsight I should have just hid in his room if he'd let me"
12:11 <Kalara> "But elves and their ilk didnt care to be bothered"
12:43 <Yagh> "so captain, you won't mind if we talk with your crew?"
13:02 <urist> reenters room
13:30 <urist> no need, i think i have some evidence to shine a light on this"
13:33 <MekkisScreen> "I don't Mind..."
13:43 <Yagh> "ok, let's go"
13:46 <Kalara> "What have you discovered, dwarf?"
13:54 * Yagh leaves the captains quarters
13:57 <Kalara> "I stand corrected about treehuggers. Maybe they have their uses"
13:58 <MekkisScreen> "But don't start killing them without my permission"
14:23 <kyra> "We have had enough of death this day"
14:26 <urist> "well it seems that lady azuretta was turned down by the victim in question"
15:03 <Kalara> "Okay - how did you find it out?"
15:48 <Kalara> (his bodyguard)
16:48 <Yagh> time of day mekkis?
16:51 <Yagh> night rather
17:03 <Kalara> eating apple
17:03 <MekkisScreen> iT'S ABOUT MIDNIGHT
17:08 <MekkisScreen> stupid caps
17:16 <Yagh> head to the crew's quarters?
17:26 <Yagh> ok we do so
17:32 <MekkisScreen> ok
18:11 <MekkisScreen> I'm just relocating again
18:11 <Yagh> mekkis can we summon the crew to the quarters?
18:21 <MekkisScreen> probably not
18:27 <Kalara> "Lets just go to bed"
18:28 <urist> Why not
18:29 <MekkisScreen> the ship still must sail
18:30 <Yagh> any crew that's not on duty
18:33 <Kalara> "Ive had a long day, nearly died.."
18:52 <Kalara> "And I probably stink of blood"
18:57 <Kalara> (lol)
19:07 <Kalara> (who would be awake at midnight
19:17 <Kalara> (people get REALLY grouchy when you disturb them out of their sleep)
19:19 <Yagh> mekkis just let us know when you're good to go
19:35 <Kalara> (maybe those who are awake we can question)
19:43 <urist> why would you sleep with a potential murder on the loose?
19:48 <Kalara> (I think we need a listo f all the crew memebers and passengers)
19:49 <MekkisScreen> <
20:02 <Kalara> (because Ive done on a force march for like 18 hrs straight, and in the end I still had to sleep)
20:12 <Kalara> "Can we get a list of all the crew members and passengers?"
20:22 <Kalara> "Question them one by one. Starting with those awake at this unholy hour
23:19 <Kalara> he has a bush turkey with him
23:20 <Kalara> lol
23:29 <urist> haha
23:33 <MekkisScreen> if you don't put stuff in IRC, I don't always respond
23:50 <urist> ok, sorry bout that
24:25 <MekkisScreen> PUT IT IN IRC
24:29 <Yagh> mekkis here's the plan
24:37 <Yagh> we're heading to the crew's quarters
24:43 <Yagh> with the intention of locating the other key
24:59 <Yagh> if we have to wake the scurvy dogs then we will
25:11 <Yagh> we're going to be loud and rude
25:27 <Kalara> (feel free)
27:56 <Kalara> Ah wonderful
28:07 <Mekkis> One man, a Killik, is in there.
28:16 * Kalara runs into Killik
28:16 <Mekkis> "What do you want."
28:18 <Yagh> "ok, we're here for the key to the aft quarters"
28:23 <Mekkis> "Get away from me."
28:31 <Mekkis> "Don't know where it is..."
28:40 <Mekkis> "It WAS on this nail over here."
28:56 <Yagh> "and you didn't see who took it?"
29:15 * Kalara whispers to Killik - Good sir, I heard that you know ways in and out of Okeno"
29:24 <Mekkis> "I don't keep track. Everyone takes it if they need to speak with the first mate."
29:31 <Mekkis> "Or deliver the passenger food"
29:33 <Mekkis> "Or whatever
29:46 * Kalara whispers " I have a client who would pay well to know about it"
30:01 <Mekkis> "To know about what?"
30:40 <Kalara> (well they didnt say HERE I had to keep it secret)
31:17 <Kalara> "If you wanted to know, I have a client who would pay well to know ways in and out of Okeno"
31:25 <Kalara> (I wasnt there)
31:47 <Mekkis> "Hmmm..."
32:04 <Kalara> "And also about people with exotic animals. I have a pretty wide list of contacts"
32:14 <Mekkis> Give me a diplomacy check, Kalara 
32:21 <Kalara> !throw 1d20-2 diplo
32:22 <diebot> Kalara, diplo: [1d20=18] 16
32:27 <Kalara> actually that was my true diplo lol
32:30 <Mekkis> "I don't think so."
32:31 <Kalara> I forgot earlier I dumped cha..
32:46 <Kalara> "It could be pretty profitable to you..in terms of.."
32:49 * Kalara clicks some gp
32:54 <Kalara> clinks..
33:15 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 sensemotive @mekkis
33:39 <Kalara> "Urm Kyra..I could use your help here, and I'd donate some to Sarenrae's cause as well"
34:50 <kyra> "That somehow didn't sound very sincere"
34:59 * Kalara sighs
35:00 <Mekkis> indeed it doesn't
35:38 <Kalara> "Perhaps we can talk about services that we as pathfinders can do for you Killik?"
36:04 <kyra> "Sounds like you're trying to buy your way into something?"
36:29 <Kalara> Mekkis does it work?
36:36 <Kalara> if it doesnt then Ill just leave it as that
36:53 <Mekkis> no, it doesn't
36:59 <Kalara> then Ill get along with the mission
37:04 <Kalara> "who is the firstmate"
37:28 <Mekkis> Marzack Mallik
37:35 <Mekkis> he's cleaning up the mess on the deck
37:43 <Yagh> before we go
37:47 <Kalara> "Do all of you bunk down here?"
37:52 <Mekkis> all that low-charisma blood.
37:52 <Kalara> "Everyone keeps all their gear down here?"
38:02 <Kalara> (no worries- you cant have everything, Ill live wit it)
38:10 <Kalara> (xyn would have a different faction mission here anyway)
38:11 <Mekkis> "All except the captain, who has his cabin...
38:18 <Yagh> "killik - how long have you been down here tonight?"
38:29 <Kalara> "Do you have a logbook of the incidents that happened on the ship?"
38:44 <Kalara> "It may be useful to know if Serephiel irritated anyone on the ship..or any incidents out of norm"
38:47 <Mekkis> "Oh, and Azuretta..."
38:54 <Mekkis> "She sleeps wherever.."
39:08 <Mekkis> "And... those elves"
39:16 <Mekkis> "And... the guys below..."
39:25 <Mekkis> "We don't log that."
39:28 <Kalara> "No logbooks?"
39:42 <Mekkis> "Only of ports, and landings."
39:46 <Kalara> "You have such a good memory you keep no records?"
39:53 <Mekkis> "Ummm... 'landings'"
40:03 <Kalara> "how long have you been working on this ship
40:18 <Kalara> "Have there been any serious disputes between the captain and his crewmembers?"
40:20 <Mekkis> "I just patch 'em up. Do you keep records of all your colleague's wounds, Kyra?"
40:51 <kyra> "Not really but with some luck you don't have to do it too often"
41:14 <Mekkis> "heh, you're a Pathfinder. that 'luck' doesn't come by often"
41:23 <kyra> "I keep telling them to take more care in battle but it doesn't quite get into their heads"
41:34 * kyra sighs
41:50 <Mekkis> "Have you considered a life on a ship?"
41:57 <Mekkis> "People don't try to kill you as often."
42:16 <urist> "except tonight"
42:21 <kyra> "So the attack this evening wasn't counted?"
42:36 <kyra> "We left several dead bodies behind"
42:40 <Mekkis> "Nope."
43:00 <Mekkis> "None of you needed patching up. But are you done with this line of questioning? It bores me."
43:05 <Yagh> "so killik can you tell me who's come into this room in the last hour?"
43:06 <kyra> "Doesn't sound like ship life is too peaceful either"
43:15 <Yagh> "last hour or so?"
43:29 <Kalara> "Well - Im slightly nicked, could you help patch me up?"
43:32 * Kalara grins at Killik
44:07 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 sensemotive @mekkis is Khillik trying to hide something?
44:33 <Kalara> "Lets look for the first mate then - see who took the key"
44:46 <Mekkis> "Well... Azuretta came and left, Shira delivered dinner, and Marzack was there too."
44:54 <Mekkis> "Not sure who had the key..."
45:02 <Yagh> "if killik can tell us who's come in this room in the last hour or so it might help us narrow it down"
45:07 <Yagh> "killik?"
45:11 <Kalara> "Everyone who takes the key is supposed to report to the firstmate?"
45:25 <Mekkis> "Nope."
45:38 <Yagh> "everyone who takes the key and commits a murder won't report to the firstmate"
45:42 <Mekkis> "No such thing as privacy on a ship. You should know that."
45:47 <urist> yeah i think killik will be able to give us more info with a little persuasion
45:59 <Kalara> "Remember what the captain said?"
46:11 <Kalara> "Dont nmake any furhter mess"
46:15 <Yagh> "killick - you can't tell me who's been in here in the last hour?"
46:29 <Mekkis> "I just TOLD you!"
46:42 <Kalara>  "Someone has probably drinking too much"
46:46 <Mekkis> <Mekkis> "Well... Azuretta came and left, Shira delivered dinner, and Marzack was there too."
46:58 * Kalara lays a hand on Yaghs shoulder and sighs
47:04 <Mekkis> "Maybe you psychopaths need some rest"
47:12 <Kalara> "Night isnt getting any younger people - we'd best chase the firstmate"
47:29 <Kalara> "Try being in a fight, then getting accused of murder, and see what it does to your sanity"
48:18 <Yagh> "who's marzack?"
48:30 <Yagh> let's go
48:47 <Kalara> Shira as well too
48:53 <Kalara> can ask the first mate too about that guy
49:21 <Mekkis> the first mate's on the deck, clearing up the bloodstains. The lookout is there too
49:34 <Yagh> "hail marzack"
49:41 <Yagh> "we've been asking some questions"
49:45 <Mekkis> "Hi."
49:47 <Kalara> "Hello - did anyone take the key to Serephiels Chambers?"
49:53 <Kalara> "And also who is Shira"
49:55 <Yagh> "and the spare key to the room has vanished" 
49:57 <Mekkis> "Fucked if I know."
50:02 <Mekkis> "Shira's the cook"
50:09 <Mekkis> "She's been feeding you for the last two months..."
50:22 <kyra> "Oh"
50:29 <Yagh> "ok"
50:42 <Yagh> "where can we find the cook at this time of night?"
50:44 <Kalara> "What do you know about Serephiel"
50:59 <Kalara> "And where were you at the time of the murder"
51:15 <Mekkis> "I was discussing crew discipline with the captain."
51:20 <Mekkis> "In his cabin."
51:23 <Kalara> "Do you keep a log on who takes the keys?"
51:38 <Kalara> "And when did the person who took the key sign out"
51:47 <Kalara> "Fair enough, will check with the captain as well"
51:56 <Mekkis> "No, I don't log who takes the keys."
52:01 <Yagh> "how long has shira been a crew member for?"
52:09 <Mekkis> "Years,"
52:34 <Kalara> "Then how do you propose to find a particular key when you need it"
52:39 <Kalara> "Its like you wont even know who took it"
52:43 <Kalara> "A little system might be in order"
52:46 <Yagh> "and this azuretta lady? can you tell us how long she's been associated with this ship?"
53:04 <Mekkis> "She's a permanent member of the crew"
53:18 <urist> "what does she do?
53:19 <Kalara> "Whats her.."Designation?" Besides ship harlot"
53:24 <Yagh> "so is there anyone on board that's relatively new?"
53:29 <Mekkis> "I know that Thanzeril has one. And I know where he is?"
53:37 <Mekkis> "Well, you're here. You're new."
53:43 <Kalara> "Yeah thats to his cabin, how about the others?"
53:43 <Mekkis> "Hell, you're probably murderers."
53:45 <Yagh> "other than us..."
54:01 <Mekkis> "There's the cargo."
54:02 <Kalara> "Right. we were defending the ship against murderous spire elves, nearly got killed for our trouble, and now we're accused of murder"
54:09 <Yagh> "the cargo?"
54:09 <Kalara> "Where's the justice in this god damn world"
54:13 * Kalara is getting irritated
54:13 <Mekkis> "Sucks to be you, doesn't it."
54:27 <Mekkis> "That's what I said. The cargo."
54:31 <Kalara> "Next time, I swear the ship gets attacked and Im hiding in the cabin"
54:57 <Kalara> how bout the cook?
55:05 <Kalara> check the cook, then the bodyguard
55:34 <Yagh> we'll find the cook
56:03 <Mekkis> the cook's downstairs, outside the crew's cabins
56:20 <Kalara> Ask on if he saw who took the keys
56:26 <Kalara> and what do you knwo about serephiel
56:43 <Kalara> "Did you see if anyone took the keys in the crews chamber?"
56:43 <Mekkis> This large hold acts as temporary storage and the Throaty
56:43 <Mekkis> Mermaid’s galley. At present, it contains a number of strange
56:43 <Mekkis> pipes that were brought on board at Magnimar but seem to
56:43 <Mekkis> belong to a larger system of plumbing, mining ventilation
56:43 <Mekkis> or other technical purpose. A set of wooden stairs leads up
56:43 <Mekkis> to the main deck in the aft starboard corner of the hold,
56:43 <Mekkis> and a wooden door to the first mate’s cabin (most recently
56:43 <Mekkis> used by the late Sephriel) stands in the aft port corner. A
56:43 <Mekkis> door in the fore port corner leads to a stairwell down into
56:43 <Mekkis> the cargo hold. The fore bulkhead contains a thin wooden
56:43 <Mekkis> door to the crew’s quarters. The fore starboard corner of the
56:43 <Mekkis> hold is filled with various crates and barrels of foodstores,
56:43 <Mekkis> a modest washbasin, and a strange alchemical apparatus
56:43 <Mekkis> apparently used for heating food.
57:02 <Kalara> "And wehre were you at the time of the murder?"
57:28 <Mekkis> "when was that?"
57:41 <Kalara> "the time when the ship was attacked and we had to fend off the invaders"
57:44 <Yagh> "about an hour ago"
57:56 <Mekkis> "oh... I don't know"
58:01 <Mekkis> "in the cabin"
58:02 <Kalara> "you dont know where you were?
58:08 <Mekkis> "ummm.. in the hold"
58:10 <Kalara> "Which cabin?"
58:16 <Mekkis> "the crew cabin"
58:27 <Kalara> "Did you see who took the key?"
58:34 <Kalara> "You went out of the cabin at one point of time - where did you go to?)
58:56 <Mekkis> "I delivered food."
58:59 <Kalara> "To?"
59:03 <Mekkis> "And threw scraps down below"
59:11 <Mekkis> "why do you want to knwo?"
59:17 <Yagh> "why throw scraps down below?"
59:17 <Mekkis> "I'm not a murderer."
59:23 <urist> What is down below?
59:25 <Mekkis> "Because they're scraps"
59:30 <Kalara> "Because we're trying to find out who murdered that darned elf to clear our names"
59:48 <Mekkis> "Your problem. Not mine."
59:49 <Yagh> "strange, i thought you'd throw them overboard instead?"
00:01 <Mekkis> "don't tell me how to run my kitchen."
00:08 <Mekkis> she glares at you.
00:52 <Yagh> head downstairs into the hold/bilge
01:06 <Yagh> head downstairs into the hold first
01:51 <kyra> Check for time of death?
02:01 <Yagh> take 10 and search the room for stuff?
02:09 <kyra> !throw 1d20+7 heal check
02:09 <diebot> kyra, heal check: [1d20=17] 24
02:33 <Mekkis> kyra, you think the elf died about two hours ago
02:33 <kyra> Start finding
02:39 <urist> !throw 1d20+11;
02:40 <diebot> urist, 1d20+11: [1d20=7] 18
02:40 <Mekkis> you don't find any other entrances
02:54 <kyra> Search for anything out of ordinary
02:55 <Mekkis> urist, you notice the scent of Cinnamon, Jasmine and umberberries
03:04 <Mekkis> mixed with the scent of blood
03:17 <kyra> He is druid
03:35 <Kalara> "Did the lady smell of that?"
03:45 <Kalara> "Auzerette?"
04:05 <Mekkis> perception check
04:15 <Kalara> ill go along with him
04:16 <Kalara> anyway
04:26 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 perception
04:26 <diebot> Kalara, perception: [1d20=9] 9
04:27 <urist> !throw 1d20+11 perc;
04:27 <diebot> urist, perc: [1d20=10] 21
05:10 <Mekkis> urist, you notice the same scent on Azurilla
05:41 <Kalara> "was the scent fresh?"
06:26 <Kalara> "It only proves she was in the room, for a period of time"
07:06 <Mekkis> two hours pass
07:30 <Mekkis> Urist spends some time with Azurilla, and finds no sign of a key on her
07:47 <Kalara> "Had fund?"
07:56 <Kalara> "had fun?:
08:00 * Kalara snickers
08:54 <urist> "so.... did you have your way with Sepheril?
09:18 <urist> if you know what i mean ;)
09:28 <Mekkis> "I care about YOU now... uuuüriiist
09:48 <Mekkis> "Don't worry, I don't kiss and tell..."
09:57 <Kalara> (oh my.. this is fun haha)
11:13 <urist> i can show you the natural ways of love making, but an elf , as disgusting as they are, are supposed to be better lovemakers. im just asking how do i compare?
11:27 <Kalara> (oh god..epic fun)
12:27 <Kalara> 2 of them are having fun...
12:32 <Kalara> and prolly having a nice private conversation
12:35 <Mekkis> "I won't go into it"
12:59 <urist> "why not i want to know, just us girls"
13:34 <Mekkis> "I don't go into that"
14:05 <urist> "then why was your scent in his room?!!"
14:44 <urist> and dont lie to me i know the smells of jasmine like the back of my hand
15:01 <Mekkis> "I was arranging to meet with Thanzeril"
15:02 <urist> and Coze can smell it too
15:23 <urist> "really, why?
15:35 <Mekkis> "I don't go into that."
16:14 <Kalara> (did she see anything while in there?)
16:49 <urist> "customer confidentuality huh, well if that the its gonna be"
17:12 <urist> i get up, and lock the door, removing the key
17:24 <Kalara> wow you locked her in?
17:25 <urist> and intimidate her
17:32 <urist> yep
17:38 <Kalara> (oh my god :P)
17:56 <Mekkis> sure
18:04 <Mekkis> "You don't want to do that. You know."
18:15 <urist> !throw 1d20+4;
18:16 <diebot> urist, 1d20+4: [1d20=3] 7
18:26 <urist> Why not?
18:31 <Mekkis> you locked yourself in with here?
18:32 <urist> "
18:32 <Mekkis> her?
18:41 <Mekkis> "You'd better pass me the key."
19:39 <urist> i give her the key
19:49 * Kalara sighs
19:55 <Mekkis> she dresses, opens the door, scowls at you, and leaves
20:05 <Kalara> "Wonderfully done Urist"
20:08 <Yagh> "let's head down into the hold"
20:14 * Kalara smirks
20:39 <Kalara> "Just out of curiousity...did it matter that you were shorter then her?"
20:41 <Mekkis> ok
20:42 <Kalara> "The fit was fine?"
20:48 <Mekkis> you head down to the hold
20:52 <Kalara> (oh shit, I hope Urist is above 18, prefebaly 21..)
20:56 <Kalara> (the implications..)
21:09 <urist> im 20 irl
21:10 <Kalara> "Oh oh.."
21:11 <Yagh> take a closer look
21:28 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+7 dungeoneering
21:29 <diebot> Kalara, dungeoneering: [1d20=7] 14
21:34 <Kalara> (what can I say..?)
21:38 <Kalara> (being a bookworm has its places)
21:54 <Kalara> Are the creatures able to attack us or are tey caged up good
22:24 <Kalara> yeah I see black too
22:32 <Mekkis> you recognise it as a rust monster
22:37 <Mekkis> two of them
22:40 <Mekkis> in a wooden cage
22:41 <Kalara> "Rust monster"
22:50 <Kalara> "I hope you have something that isnt iron around"
23:01 <Mekkis> The T hroaty Mermaid’s forward cargo hold is full of
23:01 <Mekkis> barrels, crates, and burlap sacks. The room smells of
23:01 <Mekkis> a mix of wet animals and a heady perfume, and a nest
23:01 <Mekkis> of tattered rags and straw lies crammed in the prow of
23:01 <Mekkis> the ship.
23:01 <Yagh> "leave 'em be i say"
23:08 * Kalara changes her weapon to a silver morningstar, stashing her scimitar, just in case
23:25 * Yagh takes a look at the "nest" thing
23:45 <Mekkis> perception
23:46 <Mekkis> it's dark
23:47 <Kalara> "I wonder who owns them"
23:49 <urist> i look in the crates
23:50 <Mekkis> what are you doing for light
23:51 <Kalara> Ioun torch
23:52 <Yagh> !throw 1d20 perception
23:52 <diebot> Yagh, perception: [1d20=11] 11
23:53 <Kalara> on me
24:17 <Mekkis> there is a man standing near the cage, throwing bits of metal at the creatures
24:31 <Yagh> "hey!"
24:34 <Kalara> "Ah there you are
24:42 <Yagh> "what the devil are you doing?"
24:49 <Mekkis> "Feeding my cargo."
24:53 * kyra casts light on yagh
25:00 <Yagh> "oh"
25:00 <Kalara> ah that was just now
25:02 <Kalara> I wanted to do it
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25:06 <Yagh> ok
25:23 <Yagh> "what's this nest thing here?"
25:23 <Kalara> "I have a client interested in exotic beasties"
25:30 <Mekkis> "How interesting."
25:31 <Kalara> "Maybe we can come to an arranagement?"
25:54 <Kalara> "we need to get them in and out of katheer"
25:59 <Mekkis> "Maybe we can."
26:01 <Kalara> "He's willing to pay"
26:10 <Kalara> "Yes - so Id like to make an arrangement with you on that"
26:20 <Mekkis> "He scribbles out a note for you. Here's how I can be contacted."
26:25 <Kalara> "Thank you"
26:32 <Kalara> "It will be very profitable to you"
26:38 <urist> sorry, who are you?
26:40 <Mekkis> "Is there anything else I can do you for?"
26:42 <urist> "
26:46 <Mekkis> "Velagon."
26:56 <Kalara> "Have you stepped on top of the deck this entire journey?"
27:01 <Mekkis> "No."
27:07 <Kalara> "We've been framed for murder, and we're trying to clear our name"
27:11 <Mekkis> "I didn't pay enough for that."
27:16 <Mekkis> "What a pity."
27:19 <Kalara> "All the while sitting here feeding these two down here?"
27:29 <urist> "and what is your duties here"
27:31 <Kalara> "Did you hear anything when the ship was under attacked?"
27:35 <Kalara> "He is a passenger"
27:36 <Mekkis> "If I don't stay here, chances are someone's going to kill them
27:45 <Kalara> "True, cargo needs to be protected"
27:56 <Mekkis> "I was asleep."
27:59 <Kalara> "Leave him. I doubt he would be going anywhere with his cargo"
28:00 <Mekkis> "Mate."
28:08 <Yagh> "velagon: what's this nest thing here?"
28:17 <Mekkis> "But I kept getting woken up by all this foot traffic"
28:23 * Kalara pockets the note
28:34 <Kalara> "There were people trying to kill us all, enough said"
28:42 <Mekkis> "Oh... I'd stay away from it."
28:49 <Mekkis> "There's someone - or something - in it"
28:53 <Kalara> "What is it anyway"
28:56 <Kalara> "Someone or something?"
29:01 <Kalara> "What do you mean by that?"
29:04 <Kalara> detect magic on the nest
29:09 <Mekkis> no magic
29:15 <Kalara> "It isnt hostile then?"
29:21 <Mekkis> "Look around and see. His name's 'snig'"
29:28 <Mekkis> "Not normally"
29:29 <Kalara> "Is he one of yours?"
29:37 <Kalara> "what do you know about snig?"
29:41 <Mekkis> "No. Can't get cash out of that"
29:41 <Kalara> "Id say we leave that nest alone"
29:49 <Kalara> "What do you know about it?"
29:49 <Mekkis> "He's here. He's a stowaway... I think"
30:01 <Mekkis> "Why don't you ask him."
30:08 <Kalara> "I dont want to get bit "
30:20 <urist> ill do it
30:22 <Kalara> "Anyway the killer used a dagger"
30:27 <Yagh> "wait a second"
30:27 <Kalara> "Be careful"
30:38 <Kalara> "Do those rust monsters obey you?"
30:41 <Yagh> "gimme 5 minutes alone down here please?"
30:46 <Kalara> "It might get a little noisy here?"
30:51 <Kalara> "I dont mind
30:53 <Mekkis> "Are you trying to kill my pets?"
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30:56 <Yagh> "we don't need to worry about this snig character"
31:04 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
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31:12 <Yagh> "but i want a word with him - alone"
31:19 <Kalara> "Fair enough Ill be upstairs"
31:21 * Kalara moves up
31:27 <urist> ok, i go too
31:31 <Mekkis> "Who?"
31:31 <Yagh> cheers
31:34 <Mekkis> ok
31:37 Mort- is now known as kyra
31:59 <Kalara> "yell out if you need help - but PLEASE, DONT MAKE A MESS"
32:06 <Kalara> Ill wait on top, in hearing range
32:38 <urist> same here
32:48 * kyra moves up as well
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33:43 <urist> so kalara, what brought you to the pathfinders society?
34:03 <Kalara> "Im looking for what I can find of my brother"
34:12 <Kalara> "I found out recently he's dead"
34:29 <Kalara> "At least Id like to find his remains so he can be interned in our family crypt"
34:41 <urist> "wow, im sorry to hear that,
34:49 <Kalara> "Thats about as much as I can do"
34:58 <Kalara> "I should have known..all that time..he never came back"
35:04 <urist> "yeah that would be an honourable deed"
35:08 <Kalara> "He alwyas came back after the society sent him out.."
35:12 <Kalara> "But one day he didnt.."
35:31 <urist> "do you know where he went on his mission?
35:43 <Kalara> "Another pathfinder said they were overrun..in the snowy north"
36:02 <Kalara> "He didnt remember much about what happened"
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37:02 <Kalara> god thats irriating
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37:12 <Kalara> playing another character from cell
37:21 Mort- is now known as kyra
37:42 <Mekkis> Yagh meets the rest of you
37:56 <Kalara> "That was when he was seen last..and so Ive heard he didnt exactly walk out of there alive either"
37:57 <urist> "any info?
38:08 <Kalara> "Right, all done?"
39:32 <Mekkis> what are people doing?
39:44 <Kalara> (who is vearne?)
39:46 <Kalara> (btw?)
40:08 <Yagh> go to sleep!
40:12 <Kalara> (talk to him tomororw?)
40:14 <Kalara> (or tonight?)
40:18 <Kalara> (either is fine by me)
40:23 <urist> alright
40:35 <Kalara> "I think someone should stand watch"
40:42 <Kalara> "while the rest of us sleep"
40:46 <Mekkis> you return to your cabin
40:48 <Kalara> "Theres a murderer out there on the loose"
41:03 <Kalara> "Whos for first watch? Im nearly sleeping on my feet"
41:14 <Kalara> "Ill take last"
41:17 <Yagh> me first
41:22 <Kalara> "Im very very tired, and Id like to sleep in late"
41:28 <Mekkis> As dawn is just approaching, you fall asleep
41:39 <Mekkis> at midday, the first watch is over, and nothing much has changed
41:54 <Mekkis> by the evening, you're fully rested.
41:59 * kyra zzs too and gets back channels
42:05 <Mekkis> A tolling bell sounds from the Throaty Mermaid’s deck, and the
42:05 <Mekkis> entire ship jolts to life as though awakened from a startling
42:05 <Mekkis> dream. Crew members rush between cabins and up and down
42:05 <Mekkis> the narrow stairs between decks.
42:05 <Mekkis>    “All hands to storm stations,” Captain Veane calls into the
42:05 <Mekkis> ship’s bowels. “We got ourselves a mean one comin’!”
42:41 <Mekkis> you see billowing clouds approaching you from the north, heavy rain is falling, and the seas are very violent.
42:46 * Kalara blearily shakes sleep out of her eyes, and puts all her scrolls into a waterproof bag then goes up
42:51 <Mekkis> The ship is rocking back and forwards
43:00 <Mekkis> what are you doing in preparation?
43:05 <urist> i go on top deck
43:08 <Kalara> "Do we need to help here captain, or can we stay in the holds?"
43:19 <Kalara> "We dont make good sailors you know"
43:47 <urist> ok, that is more rational
43:49 <Mekkis> "Do what you can. We don't want to lose any crew here
44:08 <Brunius> yawn
44:10 <Mekkis> urist, where are you going to be?
44:26 * kyra ties herself to the mast
44:39 <Mekkis> kyra is tied to the mast
44:43 <kyra> As in with some led way
44:47 <kyra> Lee way
44:49 <Mekkis> 5'?
44:50 <Yagh> yeah i'll stand by the navigator
44:52 <Yagh> at the stern
44:54 <kyra> To move around if need
45:10 <Yagh> by ulamon
45:23 <Kalara> "How do you want us to help captain?"
45:38 <Mekkis> "Recover people who go overboard, keep the ship upright"
45:38 <Kalara> (from stairway)
45:50 <Kalara> Im going to be up there still
45:55 * Kalara takes out silk rope
45:58 <Mekkis> coordinate please
46:03 <Mekkis> give me one
46:16 <Kalara> H 18
46:26 <Kalara> "Would you like me to give the navigator some help on the ship?"
46:31 <Kalara> "I have some rudimentary knowledge of nature"
46:34 <Kalara> does it help?
46:41 <urist> i tie one end of my hemp rope to the mast at s 26
47:37 <urist> and look in fear at how the weather is turning
47:58 <Yagh> i offer to help ulamon with the wheel if need be
48:06 <Mekkis> initiatives
48:11 <Yagh> @init
48:11 <diebot> Yagh, init: [1d20=6] 9
48:15 <Mekkis> Yagh, are you tied down?
48:20 <Yagh> nope!
48:20 <urist> i tie the other end of the rope around my waist
48:30 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
48:31 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=19] 19
48:41 <Mekkis> Give me initiatives
48:48 <urist> !throw 1d20+1;
48:49 <diebot> urist, 1d20+1: [1d20=19] 20
48:55 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 initative
48:56 <diebot> Kalara, initative: [1d20=10] 12
49:16 <kyra> !throw 1d20 initiative
49:16 <diebot> kyra, initiative: [1d20=10] 10
49:25 <Mekkis> !throw 1d10
49:26 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d10: [1d10=1] 1
49:38 <Mekkis> there is a moment of calm, the winds die down
49:44 <Mekkis> is anyone doing anything?
49:59 <Yagh> no, just waiting
50:00 <urist> i do a snerak check
50:01 <Kalara> tie myself ot same mast as kyra using silk rope
50:07 <Mekkis> ok
50:11 <urist> sneak
50:34 <urist> !throw 1d20-4;
50:35 <diebot> urist, 1d20-4: [1d20=9] 5
50:42 <urist> i failed
50:44 <Kalara> take out hemp rope and see if I can do do anything liek bring the sails down
50:49 <Mekkis> The turbulence of the jostling ship causes the entire crew to hold back a violent bout of nausea.
50:52 <Mekkis> make fort saves
50:54 <Kalara> I mean if the capitan gives orders to bring sails down I will
50:59 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+4 fort save
50:59 <diebot> Kalara, fort save: [1d20=5] 9
51:10 <Mekkis> Kalara, you're sickened
51:26 <urist> !throw 1d20+3;
51:26 <diebot> urist, 1d20+3: [1d20=4] 7
51:28 <Yagh> !throw 1d20+2 fort
51:28 <diebot> Yagh, fort: [1d20=7] 9
51:32 <kyra> !throw 1d20+3 for
51:33 <diebot> kyra, for: [1d20=1] 4
51:36 <Mekkis> urist, Yagh, kyra you
51:39 <Mekkis> are all sickened
51:41 <Mekkis> <?sickened
51:42 <diebot> The character takes a 2 penalty on all attack rolls, weapon damage rolls, saving throws, skill checks, and ability checks.
51:51 * kyra pukes on the floor
51:53 <Mekkis> are any of you doing anything for the next round?
52:00 <Yagh> nope
52:07 * Kalara looks visibly green
52:21 <urist> !throw 1d20-4 acro;
52:21 <diebot> urist, acro: [1d20=12] 8
52:22 <Mekkis> the seas calm again, and your stomaches start to settle
52:27 <Kalara> Is the captain trying to tell us to do anything?
52:29 <Kalara> like pull down the sails?
52:34 <Mekkis> nope
52:34 <Kalara> usually people will do that in the storm?
52:44 <Mekkis> before the ship tumbles wildly again
52:45 <Kalara> "Captain do you want me to pull down the sails?"
52:46 <Mekkis> fort saves please
52:52 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+4 fort
52:53 <diebot> Kalara, fort: [1d20=8] 12
53:02 <Yagh> !throw 1d20+2 fort
53:03 <diebot> Yagh, fort: [1d20=1] 3
53:08 <urist> !throw 1d20+3;
53:09 <diebot> urist, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
53:16 <kyra> !throw 1d20+3 fort
53:17 <diebot> kyra, fort: [1d20=16] 19
53:19 <Kalara> typing
53:20 <Kalara> its so slow
53:25 <Mekkis> Kalara and Yagh are sickened
53:42 * Kalara looks greener then ever
54:02 <Mekkis> as the storm subsides, an eerie silence pervades the ship
54:07 <Kalara> "Why did I exactly think it was a great idea to come onboard"
54:11 <Kalara> "I have a bad feeling about this"
54:16 <Mekkis> two figures arrive on the deck
54:41 <urist> !throw 1d20+11 perc;
54:41 <diebot> urist, perc: [1d20=11] 22
54:47 <Mekkis> Marzack and Azuralla come up..
54:53 <Mekkis> "Any injuries?"
55:04 <Kalara> "Besides puking toenails out?"
55:10 <Kalara> "Not really. Ive had better days though"
55:14 * Kalara still looks sick
55:27 <Mekkis> "Really?"
55:33 <Mekkis> "What about you, Kyra?"
55:52 <urist> uhoh
55:55 <Mekkis> make perception checks
56:07 <Yagh> !throw 1d20 perception
56:08 <diebot> Yagh, perception: [1d20=4] 4
56:09 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 perception
56:10 <diebot> Kalara, perception: [1d20=11] 11
56:11 <kyra> "Was bad earlier but i think my stomach is in control for now"
56:15 <urist> !throw 1d20+11;
56:15 <diebot> urist, 1d20+11: [1d20=20] 31
56:28 <kyra> !throw 1d20+3 perception
56:29 <diebot> kyra, perception: [1d20=6] 9
57:05 <Mekkis> urist, you see Marzack pulling a dagger
57:09 <Mekkis> initiatives 
57:15 <Kalara> oh god
57:20 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+2 init
57:20 <diebot> Kalara, init: [1d20=1] 3
57:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 M
57:25 <diebot> Mekkis, M: [1d20=6] 9
57:29 <urist> !throw 1d20+1 init;
57:29 <diebot> urist, init: [1d20=11] 12
57:39 <kyra> !throw 1d20+0 initiative
57:39 <diebot> kyra, initiative: [1d20=16] 16
57:40 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+2 A
57:41 <diebot> Mekkis, A: [1d20=3] 5
57:49 <Yagh> @init
57:49 <diebot> Yagh, init: [1d20=6] 9
58:28 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 M
58:29 <diebot> Mekkis, M: [1d20=20] 23
58:30 <Yagh> @init
58:30 <diebot> Yagh, init: [1d20=8] 11
58:47 <Kalara> its there already
58:53 <Mekkis> urist, it's your turn
58:56 <Mekkis> surprise round
59:02 <Mekkis> so only a standard or a move action
00:15 <urist> i free myself
00:18 <Mekkis> ok
00:35 <Mekkis> Marzack shoves a knife into Kyra
00:40 <Kalara> uh oh
00:54 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
00:55 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=1] 6
00:57 <Mekkis> missing
00:59 <kyra> Miss
01:22 <Mekkis> Azurilla casts a spell
01:25 <Mekkis> Yagh, make a will save
01:27 <Kalara> spellcraft
01:34 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft
01:34 <diebot> Kalara, spellcraft: [1d20=6] 13
01:35 <Yagh> !throw 1d20 will
01:35 <diebot> Yagh, will: [1d20=6] 6
01:55 <Mekkis> it's now kyra's turn
02:34 <kyra> Move to j25
03:19 <kyra> Hit a
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03:29 <Mekkis> ok
03:32 <Mekkis> roll it
03:46 <kyra> !throw 1d20+5
03:46 <diebot> kyra, 1d20+5: [1d20=9] 14
03:50 <kyra> Sorry
03:52 <Mekkis> hit
03:53 <kyra> Was +2
03:58 <kyra> Wrong mod
04:03 <kyra> Does 11 hit?
04:18 <kyra> Was using kalaras mod instead
04:28 <Mekkis> miss
04:34 <kyra> K
04:39 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
04:39 <kyra> End turn
04:50 <urist> I call for Coze!
04:54 <urist> to defend
04:56 <Mekkis> Azurilla yells "Help me!"
05:01 <Mekkis> handle animal
05:16 <urist> !1d20+9 ha;
05:29 <urist> !throw 1d20+9 ha;
05:30 <diebot> urist, ha: [1d20=15] 24
05:43 <Mekkis> make a strength check for your pig
05:59 <Mekkis> as it tries to force open the door
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06:18 <urist> !throw 1d20+1;
06:18 <diebot> urist, 1d20+1: [1d20=18] 19
06:27 <Mekkis> the door bursts open, revealing a pig
06:32 <Kalara> a pig hahaha
06:39 <Kalara> thats epic funny
07:19 <urist> !throw 1d20-2;
07:20 <diebot> urist, 1d20-2: [1d20=4] 2
07:25 <Mekkis> miss
07:36 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
07:48 <Yagh> double move to j26
08:02 <Yagh> "yes azurilla! how can i help?!"
08:14 <Mekkis> "Keep these freaks away from me"
08:27 <Mekkis> Azurilla starts singing, inspriring Competence
08:32 <Yagh> "ok!
08:35 <Yagh> "
08:41 <Yagh> end turn
08:42 <Kalara> "Uh oh"
09:07 <Kalara> ll make it
09:09 <Mekkis> Marzack
09:16 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+10
09:17 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+10: [1d20=4] 14
09:23 <Mekkis> what's kyra's CMD?
09:29 <Kalara> 12
09:31 <Kalara> you pass
09:49 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 attack
09:50 <diebot> Mekkis, attack: [1d20=6] 12
09:54 <Mekkis> missing Kyra
10:00 <Kalara> k
10:01 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
10:17 <Kalara> activate spell combat spraying colourpsray at Y and A
10:19 <Mekkis> ok
10:28 <Kalara> is it full round or not?
10:29 <Kalara> firstly
10:55 <Kalara> k I take maximum penalty to my attakc roll
10:57 <Mekkis> ok
11:00 <Mekkis> roll it
11:04 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+14 concentration to beat dc 17
11:05 <diebot> Kalara, concentration to beat dc 17: [1d20=2] 16
11:07 <Kalara> failed again
11:08 <Kalara> wtf...
11:09 <Mekkis> fail
11:12 <Kalara> hit M on spell combat
11:15 <Mekkis> roll it
11:20 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+0 attack
11:20 <diebot> Kalara, attack: [1d20=15] 15
11:30 <Mekkis> miss
11:33 <Kalara> end turn
11:37 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
11:48 <Mekkis> are you commanding the pig?
11:56 <urist> Can coze charge A?
12:00 <urist> i am
12:03 <Mekkis> if you command it
12:05 <Mekkis> roll handle animal
12:11 <urist> ok 
12:22 <urist> !throw 1d20+9;
12:23 <diebot> urist, 1d20+9: [1d20=15] 24
12:25 <Mekkis> sure
12:28 <Mekkis> roll attacj
12:33 <Kalara> +2 for charge
13:04 <urist> !throw 1d20+4
13:04 <diebot> urist, 1d20+4: [1d20=16] 20
13:09 <Mekkis> hits
13:15 <Mekkis> roll samage
13:17 <Mekkis> damage
13:26 <urist> !throw 1d6+2;
13:26 <diebot> urist, 1d6+2: [1d6=6] 8
13:51 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
14:00 <Mekkis> "Get that pig off me!"
14:06 <urist> !throw 1d20-2;
14:06 <diebot> urist, 1d20-2: [1d20=3] 1
14:17 <Yagh> 5ft step ne
14:28 <Mekkis> give me a charisma
14:30 <Mekkis> check
14:39 <Yagh> !throw 1d20-1 charisma
14:39 <diebot> Yagh, charisma: [1d20=13] 12
14:44 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
14:45 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=11] 14
14:50 <Mekkis> you're expected to do it
15:28 <Kalara> take aoo
15:34 <Kalara> for grappling if you dont do it
15:54 <Mekkis> urist, make an AoO for the pig
15:56 <Yagh> !throw 1d20+5 cmb
15:57 <diebot> Yagh, cmb: [1d20=6] 11
16:05 <Kalara> I dont think you grabbed shit with that kind of roll..
16:06 <Kalara> anyway
16:10 <Kalara> and yeah make an AOO for hte pig
16:37 <Kalara> the damage dealt
16:50 <urist> !throw 1d20+4;
16:50 <diebot> urist, 1d20+4: [1d20=1] 5
16:54 <Kalara> you drop to his cmb to grapple
16:54 <Kalara> k
17:40 <Mekkis> you're grappling a pig
17:43 <Kalara> lol
17:53 <Mekkis> Azurilla continues singing
18:21 <Mekkis> she stabs at kyra 
18:24 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3
18:25 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+3: [1d20=15] 18
18:27 <Kalara> hit
18:35 <Mekkis> !throw 1d4
18:36 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d4: [1d4=2] 2
18:37 <Kalara> easier for me to type here
18:38 <Kalara> yeah works
18:48 <Mekkis> Marzack stabs too
18:55 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+7
18:56 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+7: [1d20=11] 18
19:01 <kyra> Hit
19:07 <kyra> Roll damage and sa
19:11 <kyra> If you have it
19:11 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+2+1d6
19:13 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+2+1d6: [1d6=5; 1d6=4] 11
19:16 <kyra> Which i think you do
19:22 <Mekkis> is kyra still up?
19:29 <Mekkis> ?
19:32 <kyra> Yeah yes
19:39 <kyra> Staggered :p
19:52 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's utrn
20:07 <urist> "go for A"!
20:08 <Kalara> take AOO moving
20:19 <Kalara> actulal ytry tumble
20:20 <Kalara> to ..
20:29 <Kalara> J 26
20:45 <Kalara> !throw 1d20-1 tumble
20:45 <diebot> Kalara, tumble: [1d20=13] 12
20:48 <Kalara> take my aoo
20:50 <Kalara> as in take it
21:17 <Kalara> I tried.. and failed
21:20 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 AoO
21:21 <diebot> Mekkis, AoO: [1d20=12] 17
21:24 <Kalara> hit
21:25 <Kalara> roll damage
21:28 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+2
21:29 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+2: [1d6=6] 8
21:33 <Kalara> ouch..
21:40 <Kalara> J 26
21:44 <Mekkis> cool
21:46 <Kalara> do I flank with a grappled target?
21:47 <Kalara> or not
22:04 <Kalara> I know the grappler does not flank
22:10 <Kalara> but I do not know if the graplee flanks or not
22:17 <Kalara> k
22:21 <Kalara> 2 handed swing scimitar
22:32 * Kalara scimitar glows with eldritch blue light
22:38 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+5 slash
22:39 <diebot> Kalara, slash: [1d20=13] 18
22:41 <Mekkis> ok
22:42 <Mekkis> hits
22:44 <Kalara> !throw 1d6+5 damage
22:45 <diebot> Kalara, damage: [1d6=1] 6
22:48 <Mekkis> ow
23:11 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
23:21 <Kalara> channle, standard action.. and will take -1.. on finishing action
23:42 <kyra> Exclude a
23:46 <Mekkis> ok
23:48 <Mekkis> roll it
23:50 <kyra> !throw 1d6
23:50 <diebot> kyra, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
23:57 <Mekkis> ok
24:01 <kyra> Ok still staggered at end of it
24:06 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
24:11 <kyra> Wait
24:14 <kyra> 5ft
24:28 <kyra> H26
25:07 <kyra> Have i moved yet mek?
25:10 <urist> !throw 1d20-2;
25:10 <diebot> urist, 1d20-2: [1d20=9] 7
25:32 <kyra> Yeah there
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25:53 <kyra> Escape artist you take acp
25:58 <kyra> If you have any armor
27:10 <urist> !throw 1d20+1;
27:10 <diebot> urist, 1d20+1: [1d20=5] 6
27:20 <Mekkis> you fail to break the grapple
27:32 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
27:39 <Kalara> you need to maintain grapple
27:40 <Kalara> more
27:48 <Kalara> +5..
27:53 <Kalara> and you cant pin till your next round
27:56 <Yagh> !throw 1d20+5 cmb
27:56 <diebot> Yagh, cmb: [1d20=17] 22
28:07 <Kalara> you need 2 rounds of grapple
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28:11 <Kalara> after 3rd round you can pin straight
28:12 <Kalara> I think
28:25 <Kalara> hrm..
28:31 <Kalara> I cant remember the exact rules Im not hydra
28:38 <Kalara> oh the tie
28:39 <Kalara> yeah I rmemeber
28:41 <Kalara> HOKU!!
28:59 <Kalara> yeah
29:12 <Kalara> think she will go down
29:13 <Kalara> anwyay
29:13 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+6 Attack Kyra
29:14 <diebot> Mekkis, Attack Kyra: [1d20=6] 12
29:18 <Kalara> miss
29:22 <Kalara> 2nd?
29:54 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+3 dagger
29:55 <diebot> Mekkis, dagger: [1d20=7] 10
29:57 <Mekkis> missing
29:58 <Kalara> miss both
30:05 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
30:07 <Kalara> 2 handed swing on A
30:11 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+5 slash
30:11 <diebot> Kalara, slash: [1d20=8] 13
30:13 <Mekkis> ok
30:18 <Kalara> hit miss?
30:20 <Mekkis> misses
30:42 <Kalara> 5ft K 27
30:52 <Mekkis> it's now Kyra's turn
30:59 <Kalara> Kyra 5 ft souths
31:00 <Kalara> and channels
31:04 <Kalara> excluding A
31:07 <Mekkis> ok
31:17 <kyra> !throw 1d6
31:18 <diebot> kyra, 1d6: [1d6=1] 1
31:21 <Mekkis> ok
31:24 <Kalara> wtf
31:30 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
31:49 <urist> !throw 1d20-2 slingl
31:49 <diebot> urist, slingl: [1d20=1] -1
31:52 <Mekkis> miss
32:12 <urist> !throw 1d20+1 cmb;
32:12 <diebot> urist, cmb: [1d20=12] 13
32:22 <Mekkis> the pig is not free
32:30 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
32:41 <Kalara> tie up the pig..?
32:41 <Mekkis> make a CMB check to tie it up
32:44 <Yagh> !throw 1d20+5 cmb
32:45 <diebot> Yagh, cmb: [1d20=15] 20
32:51 <Mekkis> the hog's hogtied
32:57 <Kalara> thats funny shit
33:00 <Yagh> end turn
33:16 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+8 kyra
33:17 <diebot> Mekkis, kyra: [1d20=13] 21
33:19 <Kalara> hit
33:21 <Kalara> she's down
33:23 <Kalara> roll damage anwyay
33:26 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+2+1d6
33:27 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+2+1d6: [1d6=1; 1d6=5] 8
33:53 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+7 spellcraft
33:54 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
33:54 <diebot> Kalara, spellcraft: [1d20=17] 24
33:58 <Mekkis> Cure Light Wounds
34:00 <Kalara> what spell was it
34:05 * kyra collapses on the ground
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34:30 <Kalara> move up 5 ft and spell combat on A
34:41 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+3 slash to hit
34:42 <diebot> Kalara, slash to hit: [1d20=20] 23
34:45 <Kalara> possible crit
34:46 <Mekkis> hits
34:49 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+3 slash
34:50 <diebot> Kalara, slash: [1d20=2] 5
34:53 <Kalara> no confirm
35:00 <Kalara> !throw 1d6+4 damage
35:00 <diebot> Kalara, damage: [1d6=5] 9
35:14 <Mekkis> what now?
35:17 <Kalara> I use my spell now..
35:20 <Mekkis> ok
35:30 <Kalara> I roll concentration
35:33 <Mekkis> ok
35:36 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+11 concentration
35:37 <diebot> Kalara, concentration: [1d20=10] 21
35:41 <Kalara> I have one charge of brand
35:42 <Kalara> but I cant use it
35:43 <Mekkis> ok
35:44 <Kalara> so end turn there
35:52 <Mekkis> it's now Urist's turn
36:04 <Kalara> "Heal Kyra"
36:06 <Kalara> "She's dying"
37:00 <Kalara> "Take the wand off kyra and heal her with it"
37:24 <urist> !throw 1d20 helpcoze;
37:24 <diebot> urist, helpcoze: [1d20=4] 4
37:34 <Mekkis> you slash his bounds
37:38 <Mekkis> it's now Yagh's turn
38:06 <Yagh> 5fr w
38:08 kyra has quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
38:17 Mort- has quit (Quit: Bye)
38:19 <Yagh> !throw 1d20+0 wisdom heal
38:20 <diebot> Yagh, wisdom heal: [1d20=2] 2
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38:37 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20
38:39 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20: [1d20=18] 18
38:49 <Kalara> Urist - Take the wand off  kyra and heal her with it
39:10 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5 Kalara 
39:11 <diebot> Mekkis, Kalara: [1d20=3] 8
39:16 <Mekkis> missing
39:17 <Kalara> I need to do stablilze on kyra
39:18 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
39:48 <Mort-> !throw 1d20-6 fort
39:48 <diebot> Mort-, fort: [1d20=13] 7
40:15 <Mekkis> Kalara?
40:17 <Kalara> can I frisk her body while that guy is on it?
40:18 <Kalara> or not
40:32 <Kalara> will provoke?
40:35 <Kalara> then do what I need to do..
40:45 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+5 slash attack
40:45 <diebot> Kalara, slash attack: [1d20=11] 16
40:48 <Kalara> hit miss?
40:55 <Mekkis> hits
40:57 <Kalara> !throw 1d6+4 damage
40:57 <diebot> Kalara, damage: [1d6=6] 10
41:09 <Kalara> 5 ft south
41:33 <Kalara> end turn
41:41 <Mekkis> Kyra, roll to stabilise
41:47 <Kalara> again?
41:50 <Mekkis> yes
41:52 <Kalara> I rolled just now oh it didnt get thorugh
41:56 <Kalara> again ah k
41:57 <Kalara> I see
42:11 <Mekkis> it's now urist's turn
42:16 <urist> ok,
42:25 <Mort-> !throw 1d20-7 stabilize
42:26 <diebot> Mort-, stabilize: [1d20=10] 3
43:01 <urist> !throw 1d20=9 HANDLE;
43:01 <diebot> urist, HANDLE: [1d20=7] 16
43:05 <Mekkis> yep
43:15 <Mekkis> roll attack
43:34 <urist> !throw 1d6+4;
43:34 <diebot> urist, 1d6+4: [1d6=4] 8
43:40 <Kalara> thats not your attack
43:42 <Kalara> its your damage
43:43 <Kalara> lol
43:50 <Kalara> and do you do with a +4?
43:54 <urist> !throw 1d20+5;
43:55 <diebot> urist, 1d20+5: [1d20=12] 17
44:16 <Mekkis> hits
45:00 <urist> !throw 1d6+2;
45:00 <diebot> urist, 1d6+2: [1d6=4] 6
45:36 <urist> !throw 1d20-2 sling;
45:37 <diebot> urist, sling: [1d20=15] 13
45:52 <Yagh> !throw 1d20+0 wisdom heal
45:53 <diebot> Yagh, wisdom heal: [1d20=17] 17
46:04 <Yagh> end turn
46:25 <Mekkis> !throw 1d20+5
46:26 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d20+5: [1d20=16] 21
46:28 <Kalara> hit
46:29 <Mekkis> !throw 1d6+1
46:30 <diebot> Mekkis, 1d6+1: [1d6=5] 6
46:35 <Mekkis> it's now Kalara's turn
46:56 <Kalara> attack the guy
47:12 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+5 attack
47:13 <diebot> Kalara, attack: [1d20=18] 23
47:16 <Kalara> possible crit
47:17 <Mekkis> ok
47:19 <Kalara> !throw 1d20+5 attack
47:20 <diebot> Kalara, attack: [1d20=17] 22
47:22 <Kalara> okay hes dead.
47:25 <Kalara> you dont want ot see what happens
47:33 <Kalara> !throw 2d6+10
47:34 <diebot> Kalara, 2d6+10: [2d6=5,4] 19
47:39 <Kalara> uh ohow about kyra
47:41 <Kalara> on the ground
48:12 <Kalara> can we stalbilize kyra
48:13 <Yagh> "self defence mate"
48:29 <Kalara> "the bard is still alive - and I need to tend to my companions
48:30 <Yagh> "ulamon bore witness"
48:46 <Kalara> "The bard is still alive I think"
48:54 <Yagh> "search the bodies"
49:26 <Kalara> "My companion is bleeding out and I need to heal her now"
49:51 <Yagh> "do it kalara"
49:53 <urist> "do you want me to use her wand?
49:56 <Yagh> "zap her yeah"
49:57 <Kalara> "Yes NOW"
50:01 <Kalara> "Before she dies damnit"
50:17 <Kalara> okay so take off the charge
50:22 <urist> !throw 1d8+1;
50:22 <Kalara> and Ill start rolling stabilize
50:22 <diebot> urist, 1d8+1: [1d8=2] 3
50:25 <Kalara> not enough
50:30 <Kalara> yeah okay
50:41 <Kalara> k
50:55 * Kalara sighs some as Urist tends to kyra
51:05 <Kalara> "They attacked us"
51:12 <Kalara> "And the bard is still alive"
51:33 <Kalara> "Sephriel was one who didnt go out with her and was rebuffed by her"
52:25 <Kalara> Im around too
53:12 <Kalara> search the bodies
53:15 <Kalara> you get 1 point
53:16 <Kalara> lol
54:54 <urist> !throw 1d20-4;
54:54 <diebot> urist, 1d20-4: [1d20=13] 9
55:11 <Kalara> "need any help with that?"
55:16 <Kalara> "What were you trying to grab"
55:18 <Yagh> "can we help?"
55:34 * Kalara uses mage hand..?
56:05 <Kalara> k but if it doesnt, then Ill just break it off for him
56:17 * Kalara waits for Yagh
56:22 <Yagh> !throw 1d20+4 climb
56:23 <diebot> Yagh, climb: [1d20=15] 19
56:23 * Kalara ties Yagh to the mast first
56:29 <Kalara> well with enough leeway
56:56 <Yagh> "sorry too dangerous for me"
57:16 <Kalara> ont with ...me tying you
57:17 <Kalara> to the mast
57:18 <Kalara> not
57:43 <Kalara> k
59:12 <Yagh> "cheers"
59:23 <Kalara> "Use the wand a few more times on kyra"
59:33 <urist> i do 
59:44 <urist> !throw 1d8+1;
59:45 <diebot> urist, 1d8+1: [1d8=4] 5
59:47 <Kalara> k enough
59:50 <Kalara> hm
59:51 <Kalara> again lol
59:56 <urist> ok
00:09 <urist> !throw 1d8+1;
00:09 <diebot> urist, 1d8+1: [1d8=8] 9
00:14 <Kalara> k works
00:20 <Kalara> "What the...?"
00:25 <Kalara> "Oh my god..."
01:03 <Kalara> thats a strange scenario
01:18 <Kalara> yeah Ill secure myself tightly 23
01:19 <Kalara> lol
01:23 <Kalara> k
01:26 <Kalara> none
01:28 <Kalara> no dayjob :D
01:32 <Kalara> Ill save it for lv 4
01:35 <Yagh> me either :)
01:35 <Kalara> theres a significance
01:40 <Kalara> for it
01:56 <Kalara> god..thats messy
01:58 * Kalara pants
02:15 <Yagh> cheers mekkis cheers all
02:17 Yagh is now known as tristen
02:20 <Kalara> thanks for the game :D
02:32 <urist> thanks Mekkis
02:34 <Kalara> why do I have to maintank...
02:39 * Kalara gives a long whine
02:54 urist is now known as OrangeShark
03:11 <OrangeShark> that was great,
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03:25 Kalara is now known as Mort-
03:37 <Mort-> I wanted to make a career of hiding behind ohters..
03:40 * Mort- sniffs
03:43 <OrangeShark> so what happensnow?
03:58 <Mort-> we came out covered in glory
03:59 <Mort-> more or less
04:02 <OrangeShark> haha, that was my job
04:09 <Mort-> and anyway back to absalom
04:33 <Mort-> guess I learnt some things todya
04:36 <OrangeShark> but, whats this dayjob mekkis was on about/
04:38 <Mort-> if I really want things to work they can.. sort of
04:43 <Mort-> you put into craft/profession
04:45 <Mort-> then you roll a dayjob
04:47 <Mort-> like xyniel..
04:53 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+1 profession baker
04:55 <diebot> Mort-, profession baker: [1d20=19] 20
04:55 <Mort-> lol
04:57 <Mort-> or mort..
05:01 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+9 craft alchemy
05:02 <diebot> Mort-, craft alchemy: [1d20=17] 26
05:05 <Mort-> ah stuff like that
05:22 <Mort-> Grull will do..
05:33 <OrangeShark> nice, i dont know what id be though
05:43 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+2 profession cook - blame the horrible party for making me bad venision for the whole week
05:43 <diebot> Mort-, profession cook - blame the horrible party for making me bad venision for the whole week: [1d20=4] 6
05:47 <Mort-> haha
05:56 <Mort-> after that, when he hit town, he ate a bloody steak
06:00 <Mort-> with blood running down in runnels..
06:30 <OrangeShark> haha
06:45 <Mort-> and enjoyed every moment of it
06:45 <Mort-> stoopid party. Either burnt, or carrion
06:45 <Mort-> or uncooked.
07:32 <Mort-> ifyou use priestige you can do speical ones
07:34 <Mort-> like diplomacy,,,
07:42 <Mort-> aka nightmaare..
07:45 <Mort-> !throw 1d20+21 diplomacy because hes a freakin synthesist :P
07:45 <diebot> Mort-, diplomacy because hes a freakin synthesist :P: [1d20=1] 22
07:48 <Mort-> lol
07:49 <Mort-> something like that
07:55 <Mort-> hes only lvl 2 I think
08:10 <OrangeShark> wow
08:16 <Mort-> todays stuff was more in grulls category
32:20 <***> Buffer Playback...
32:20 <***> Playback Complete.
32:24 <Avatar> mekkis will send you a chronicle sheet now that you've completed the scenario
32:30 <Avatar> with all the goodies on what you get
32:34 <Mekkis> yep
32:41 <OrangeShark> nice
32:48 <Mekkis> if you want it mailed, PM me your postal address
32:56 <Mort-> dont be silly mekkismur
32:57 <Mort-> :D
33:02 <Mekkis> I'm serious
33:03 <Mort-> and are you making any more gnome jokes about me?
33:07 * Mort- is not excitable. me is calm now
33:40 <Mekkis> Mekkis' Internet Invocations will pick up the bill
33:43 <Mort-> overseas mail is expensive
33:44 <Mort-> lolz
33:52 <Mekkis> not really
33:59 <Mekkis> not for a single piece of paper
34:12 <OrangeShark> haha, the other side of the world, id say it would cost a bit
34:22 <Mekkis> not really
34:34 <Mekkis> less than a cup of coffee
34:50 <Mort-> coffee must be really expensive there
35:17 <Mekkis> is postage REALLY that expensive
35:35 <Mort-> I paid like 2.35 for posting stuff before
35:36 <Mort-> to overseas
35:40 <Mekkis> Mort-, PM me your address and I'll show you exactly how expensive it is to mail a chronicle sheet to you
35:41 <Mort-> coffee here is 80 cents per cup
35:45 <Avatar> coffee is pretty expensive
35:49 <Brunius> yeah
35:51 <Avatar> more than 80c a cup
35:55 <Brunius> coffee is pretty expensive
36:00 <Brunius> I don't even drink the stuff and I know that
36:01 <Mekkis> yeah
36:06 <Brunius> (Man shaving feels weird)
36:06 <Avatar> even brunius knows
36:30 <Mort-> ahhh bru. youre growing bigger?
36:50 <Brunius> Man, where's steven when you need him
36:57 <Brunius> Ah great
37:01 <Brunius> I'm gonna have to try Opera
37:04 <Brunius> my FF just died
37:49 <Avatar> reinstall firefox
38:00 <Brunius> I will if Opera comes up with something
38:06 <Mekkis> install Nightly
38:46 <Brunius> I've been having quite a few problems with this install of windows recently
38:53 <Brunius> I might have to just format and reinstall.
39:25 <Brunius> Nope, Opera doesn't work either
40:44 <Avatar> maybe your brother did it
41:18 <Brunius> Maybe it was aliens.
41:22 <Brunius> ALIENS
41:35 <Avatar> your brother the alien
42:03 <Brunius> That's interesting, it seems to be a problem between here and the router
42:08 <Brunius> I can't get to that either
43:12 <Mekkis> OrangeShark, did you complete both your faction missions?
43:24 <Mekkis> Brunius, does it work on linux?
43:31 <Brunius> Don't know
43:36 <Brunius> Haven't tried restarting
43:43 <Brunius> It's highly likely a windows problem
43:57 <OrangeShark> i did
44:13 <Mekkis> what were they?
44:15 <Mekkis> oh
44:19 <Mekkis> the pipe and the letter
44:19 <Mekkis> sure
45:07 <OrangeShark> to get the pipe off the figure head, and to give the cabocon to Thranzeril
46:20 <Mort-> oh btw
46:27 <Mort-> theres a pfs game running in the google groups tomorrow
46:30 <Mort-> if youre interested
46:40 <Mort-> usually I would go for it but hey. my mom's garage sale!
47:11 <Mort-> and Im manning the store.
47:34 <Brunius> huh
47:52 <Mort-> wat?
47:54 <Brunius> Somehow copying stuff in windows stops internet browsers from working
47:56 <Mekkis> there's a PFS game in Brisbane tomorrow :)
47:57 <Mort-> theyoh
47:57 <OrangeShark> i dunno either, i might, the Assault on the Kingdom of Impossible might still be on
48:03 <Mort-> have fun
48:05 <Mort-> up to you
48:10 <Mort-> I cant be in brisbane mek
48:19 <Brunius> Fscking windows
48:27 <Mort-> and I think Ill be okay by tuesday to play pf in life
50:17 <OrangeShark> thanks Mekkis
50:21 <OrangeShark> :)
50:22 <Mort-> I swear I will never put my faction mission above the main mission
50:56 <Mort-> thanks mekkis
50:58 <OrangeShark> Avatar, did you see what happened to my pig?
50:59 <Mort-> I think a higher level cleric
51:05 <Mort-> would just use use speak to the dead
51:08 <Mort-> and do it on the body
51:12 <Mort-> screw murder mysteries.. :P
57:24 <Mekkis> I've found out why I dislike Maguses
58:16 <Mort-> :(
58:22 <Mort-> why do I get chased out about half the games I play...
58:26 * Mort- is depressed
58:33 <Mort-> first I get avatar chasing me
58:35 <Mort-> then now you :(
58:37 * Mort- sniffs
58:37 <Brunius> Why's that, Mekkis?
59:38 <Mekkis> they spend ages faffing about rolling dice
59:45 <Mekkis> and at the end of the day, nothing happens
59:48 <Mort-> hehe
00:08 <Mort-> well depending on situation I think
00:19 <Mort-> besides at later levels I can skip the concentration roll if 15 is the dc
00:25 <Mort-> since Ill auto suceed anyway?
00:29 <Mekkis> still
00:37 <Mort-> take -2 penalty like Im twfing
00:39 <Mort-> got issues?
00:46 <Mekkis> it's like a rogue
00:49 <Mort-> yeah
01:00 <Mort-> youre right bout the rogue bit - you have to let people get full attacks on you..
01:08 <Mort-> at least till 7 then you get medium armor
01:11 <Mort-> which is quite some while away
01:12 <Mekkis> you spend a lot of thought and effort to achieve the same result a fighter would get by saying "power attack"
01:20 <Mort-> yeah I suppose
01:31 <Mort-> if you wanted to wahck someone just get a fighter to do it
01:46 <Mort-> but anwyay Im not going to be too...focused on my spellwork on this
02:00 <Mort-> at least once my hexes come in at 4
02:03 * Mort- twiddles slumber..
02:37 <Mort-> I love your bush turkey btw mek
02:39 <Mort-> hes awesome
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16:45 <Mort-> hrmmm
17:07 <Mort-> twfing seems to be more likely to do damage unless your initial hitrate < 50%
17:21 <Mort-> you take about 10% penalty on hitting for 2 attacks instead of 1
17:41 <Mort-> normal cirucmstances 1d20+5 to hit, while I attempt to flurry I get 1d20+3
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48:09 <Hydrazine> If my sisters don't kill it behind my back.
48:22 <Hydrazine> Never had a durian. I was telling my mother about it recently. Shes curious to try one.
48:29 <Mort-> heheh
48:32 <Hydrazine> I believe they're related actually.
48:33 <Mort-> dont go to an air conditioned area with it
48:36 <Mort-> smell wise prolly
48:44 <Mort-> you'll get kicked out
48:51 <Mort-> air condition + durian = no mix
49:02 <Mort-> did you tell your mom about the lemur here?
49:15 <Hydrazine> somewhat.
49:42 <Mort-> did she bake me cookies?
50:54 <Hydrazine> Huh, they actually aren't related.
51:00 <Hydrazine> How do you feel about breadfruit, mort?
51:16 <Mort-> I read it in the mutiny of the HMS bounty
51:18 <Mort-> see. I read!
51:39 <Mort-> it says if you bake the breadfruit until its black on the outside, scrape off the crust and inside is white and soft like a loaf of bread
51:47 <Hydrazine> Indeed.
52:00 <Hydrazine> Ever try one?
52:34 <Mort-> no :(
52:38 <Mort-> no opportunity
53:02 <Hydrazine> I love breadfruit, particularly fried.
53:11 <Mort-> whats the taste like
53:14 <Mort-> sweet? salty?
54:01 <Hydrazine> Sort of like good fresh bread, and when its good, a little like sweet potato.
54:10 <Mort-> ahhh
54:23 <Hydrazine> Cut it thin, fry it up, add a little salt. Beats the hell out of chips.
54:24 <Mort-> wiating for sushi
54:25 <Mort-> hrmms
54:26 <Mort-> lol
54:32 <Mort-> moe work though
54:33 <Mort-> wheres he
55:30 <Mort-> 11 am is 9 am here..
55:33 * Mort- growls
55:58 <Mort-> someones smoking outside my house
56:02 <Mort-> and I closed the windows
56:05 <Mort-> and its so HOT in here
56:09 <Hydrazine> Have them whipped?
56:13 <Mort-> YES!
56:16 <Mort-> we should!
56:16 <Hydrazine> Ain't that how you do it in Singapore?
56:24 <Mort-> its not a n offence to smoke in your house
56:24 <Hydrazine> Oh no, its a cane.
56:29 <Hydrazine> Great big cane.
56:29 <Mort-> spank em!
56:35 <Mort-> so we cant have em whipped
56:36 <Hydrazine> And some big mofo to take it to 'em.
56:46 <Mort-> I personally think that everyone who smokes should be spanked
57:02 <Hydrazine> I smoke very rarely.
57:13 * Mort- gets ready to SPank hydrazine
57:17 <Mort-> again you're going to explode. SO no
57:18 <Hydrazine> I don't think I've had more than 5 in a year.
57:23 <Mort-> sigh..
57:32 <Mort-> are you going to start sprouting things about pallies again?
57:47 <Hydrazine> Too busy listening to rap music.
57:49 <Mort-> hehe
57:52 <Avatar> what's going on with sushi
57:54 * Mort- curls her tail around hydrazine
58:08 <Mort-> Ill skype
58:10 <Mort-> and see if hes around
58:15 <Avatar> we're thirsty for some sweet gamezzz
58:18 <Hydrazine> Hes not on skype.
58:20 <Mort-> our gm is late
58:23 <Hydrazine> I checked that already.
58:25 <Mort-> ah k
58:28 <Mort-> at least someone has bwains :P
58:29 <Mort-> lol
58:30 <Avatar> check it again !
58:33 <Mort-> like the last time I kept telling the channel
58:35 <Mort-> to find you on skype
58:43 <Mort-> and no they went off catching moonbeams
58:46 <Mort-> then I had to CALL you
58:47 <Hydrazine> What do you call a person whos passed their peak? Just a stagnant sheep you count when you can't fall asleep.
58:56 <Avatar> do you guys have any idea of what tier to play
59:00 <Mort-> 6-7 DUH
59:02 <Avatar> sup tristen
59:03 <Mort-> wheres that mek
59:06 <Avatar> we can't do 6-7
59:06 <tristen> hullo!
59:07 <Mort-> we're waiting for our gm
59:08 <Mort-> why not?
59:10 <Mort-> are you serious?
59:13 <Mort-> snickers is 7
59:14 <Avatar> we have people who don't fit the tier
59:16 <Mort-> oskar is 6
59:18 <Mort-> so?
59:20 <Mort-> uptier duh
59:24 <Mort-> there is any law saying you cant?
59:26 <tristen> lol mort
59:26 <Mort-> Im 7
59:32 <Avatar> I think we need 1-2
59:35 <Mort-> and itzamna is around 6
59:37 <Avatar> urist and matt are playing
59:38 <tristen> ahh the good 'ol channel
59:39 <Mort-> oh okay
59:43 <Hydrazine> Hey Tris.
59:44 <Mort-> right Ill bring kalara?
59:45 <Mort-> or xyniel
59:47 <Hydrazine> Long time no see bro.
59:48 <Mort-> either will be fine for it
59:49 <tristen> heya hydra
59:52 <tristen> aye how goes it
59:54 <Mort-> does TRISTEN have a low level toon?
59:56 <Hydrazine> Livin'.
59:56 <Mort-> thats a good question
59:58 <Avatar> tristen: you might need to use a level 1
00:06 <Hydrazine> How many do we have?
00:08 <Mort-> btw avatar - you have issues with playing side by side with a xyn?
00:10 <tristen> i think i can do a level 1
00:11 <Mort-> a syn?
00:19 <tristen> !findchar Yagh
00:20 <diebot> tristen, Character: Yagh, number: 366( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=366 )
00:21 <Mort-> but shes 3..
00:21 <Avatar> it's not up to me
00:22 <Mort-> bit low
00:24 <Mort-> k
00:24 <Avatar> but yes
00:25 <Hydrazine> I know I was last on the invites, I'll sit if we're over.
00:28 <MekkisScreen> moin
00:31 <Mort-> well
00:38 <Mort-> everyons here except our gm
00:46 <Hydrazine> Tash wanted to play too.
00:50 <Avatar> is matt wasteomana
00:59 <MekkisScreen> how many in total?
01:00 <Mort-> no
01:01 <Mort-> I can txt him
01:03 <Mort-> now if you like
01:09 <Avatar> 6
01:17 <MekkisScreen> enough for two tables?
01:30 <Mort-> urist, avatar, me, tristen, you, hydrazine
01:35 <Mort-> matt might be around
01:39 <Avatar> maybe
01:53 <Mort-> I can txt him I guess
01:54 <Mort-> but no point
02:01 <Mort-> avatar if it gets on your tail Ill bring my magus instead
02:09 <Hydrazine> Balls.
02:10 <Mort-> but if you want sheer tanking power synthesists ftw :P
02:13 <Brunius> Avatar doesn't have a tail.
02:14 <Hydrazine> I have 3 matts in my skype.
02:17 <Brunius> Neither do you, Mort-
02:27 <Avatar> I don't remember playing with matt before
02:30 <Hydrazine> Everyoe else from IRC, I fixed names to include your /nicks here.
02:33 <Mort-> matt aint around atm
02:39 <Hydrazine> But Matt is just matt, so I couldn't..
02:40 <Mort-> on my skype
02:42 <Mort-> I have his whatsaps
02:45 <Mort-> so I can easily summon him
02:50 <Mort-> I suggest we wait till sushi gets around first
02:53 <Mort-> I dont HAVE sushi's whatsaps
02:58 <Hydrazine> Yeah, we kinda need DMs.
03:06 <Mort-> sushi is usually on skype
03:10 <Hydrazine> We could try later to get Sushi to give me his number.
03:21 <Mort-> I HAVE A TAIL Avatar and brunius!
03:26 <Mort-> I have 4 paws and a bushy tail!
03:33 <Hydrazine> Me, mostly because I'm american and I can text him without international fees and crap like that.
03:42 <Mort-> I would txt people and care fk bout nationalities
03:52 <MekkisScreen> international fees aren't that high
04:13 * Hydrazine shrugs.
04:17 <MekkisScreen> but hey, that's the besst advantage of being American I've heard :P
04:29 <Hydrazine> We also pay less on electronics.
04:36 <Brunius> Don't have to sort out a visa to go to gencon?
04:38 <Hydrazine> And our video games don't get the blood watered down.
04:56 <tristen> mmm video games
05:00 <tristen> i has a gtx680
05:07 <Hydrazine> How much that run ya?
05:08 <Brunius> :(
05:19 <MekkisScreen> what? you mean you don't just downkload them!?!
05:25 <tristen> bout 700 bones
06:01 <Brunius> I'm installing a pirated game now. Not because I couldn't be bothered buying it, but because it wouldn't install from the CD
06:08 * Mort- wags her tail
06:26 <Mort-> remember. I was once monarch of a kingdom
06:30 <Mort-> I texted people from all over the world
06:32 * MekkisScreen is trekking up to the lookout
06:36 <Hydrazine> Hey Mek.. how much is a fifth of Jack for you?
06:36 <Mort-> lol
07:51 <Hydrazine> Hmm. Wonder how shark feels about a L7 pregen..
08:56 * Mort- wags her swishy tail
08:58 <Mort-> we wait for sushi first
09:18 <OrangeShark> haha, i dont know what you mean, but somehow i dont think its a good thing
09:22 <Mort-> nah
09:30 <Mort-> it means you get to play a higher level toon, apply credit to your lower level form
09:34 <Mort-> and it aint too bad really
09:43 <OrangeShark> nice
09:50 <Mort-> 500 gp to your newset character
09:54 <Mort-> but FIRST. WE NEED TO FIND SUSHI
10:01 * Mort- jumps up and down on orangeshark
10:04 <OrangeShark> i sorta want to play urist though
10:09 <Hydrazine> Yeah, I know..
10:24 <Hydrazine> You made your first char and you're all excited to play him. Don't blame you.
10:32 <Hydrazine> Still a chance we'll end up playing low, I think.
10:41 <Mort-> if they split into low levels I can change cahracters easily
10:43 <Hydrazine> But I know I'd rather get Jerus to tag along with the big boys, if we can.
10:45 <Mort-> or in 2 table split I can evne split myself
10:53 <Mort-> as in I play in lower tier on xyn
10:58 <tristen> jerus lives?
11:01 <Mort-> you go with the big boys
11:05 <Mort-> Ill stay with him
11:05 <Hydrazine> Jerus lives.
11:09 <Hydrazine> Hes at 5 now.
11:16 <Hydrazine> Still hammers the piss out of stuff.
11:17 <tristen> :) good shit!
11:43 <tristen> oskar had a death too!
11:48 <Mort-> bring level 3 xyn into a 1-2 tier..
11:48 <Hydrazine> Balls.
11:49 <Mort-> fun shit :P
11:50 <tristen> he's much better now
11:50 <Mort-> hehe
11:56 <Mort-> again. DR will screw me up
11:58 <MekkisScreen> How?
12:05 <Mort-> wait for you know who
12:05 <Avatar> which character is this
12:06 <tristen> really bad crit
12:07 <Mort-> aka sushi
12:11 <Avatar> oh whoops
12:13 <tristen> one round
12:14 <tristen> dead
12:21 <Mort-> hehe
12:25 <Hydrazine> ouch.
12:26 <tristen> claw claw bite rend or somethine
12:29 <Mort-> me and hydra played too much with the devil's dice
12:48 <Mort-> I can follow urist around
12:55 <Mort-> Im not so much on the xp bit..
13:02 <Mort-> and sushi doesnt mind synthesists
13:16 <Mekkis> is Brunius here?
13:29 <Mort-> saw him around
14:08 <Mort-> urist - if you see xyniel please remember to GIVE HER FLANKS
14:12 <Mort-> or at least get coze to..
14:16 <Brunius> Nah, I'm not here
14:18 <Mort-> with flanks she..fks up ..a lot of things :P
14:20 <Mekkis> ok
14:30 <Mekkis> are you free this morning?
14:34 <Mort-> I cna call matt if we're about ot start
14:36 <Mort-> I think
14:52 <Brunius> Depends on what you mean by "this morning"
14:53 <OrangeShark> ok, so here is what i got to keep in mind, know the DC of my spells, not to get flanked, and not to get into combat to much
14:58 <Mekkis> like, nowish
15:03 <Brunius> until?
15:05 <OrangeShark> and mort i will do my best
15:09 <Mekkis> it's finished
15:13 <Mekkis> probably 4ish
15:16 <OrangeShark> to help you
15:23 <Mort-> np
15:40 <Brunius> No
15:42 <Mort-> mostly xyn can..take a LOT of pounding
15:56 <OrangeShark> but coze will take a few too
16:02 <Mort-> let me take :p
16:05 <Mort-> my hp is...sort of insane hahaha
16:19 <Mort-> but yeah. FLanks. DOnt forget the flanks
16:40 <Mort-> anwyay
16:47 <Mort-> all this discussion is kind of moot if our gm doenst show up
16:52 <Mort-> if he doesnt show up. what do we do.
17:14 <Mekkis> I run somehting
17:17 <Mort-> okay
17:22 <Mort-> what scneario are you running and what tier
17:54 <Mekkis> possibly 2-13   | Murder on the Throaty Mermaid
18:00 <Mort-> np
18:01 <Mort-> I am on skype
18:04 <Mort-> do I need to talk much?
18:05 <Mekkis> depending on who is around
18:08 <Mekkis> yes
18:08 <Mort-> I think Illbring kalara around then
18:14 <Mort-> Im fluish
18:17 <Mort-> wont sound very good hehe
18:27 <Mort-> I wont put xyniel in same party as avatar
18:37 <Mort-> oh wait I cant talk.. my bad laptop mic
18:37 <Mekkis> and whether I have complete knowledge of what people have played
18:38 <Mort-> arggh
18:46 <Mort-> I ahvet played it before
18:58 <Mekkis> http://nl.ti4200.info/~mekkis/dumptext.php
20:06 <Mort-> if we're doing 4-5..I may need to bring xyn
20:13 <Mort-> damnit..
20:20 <Mort-> a lv 2 in a 4-5 scenario is asking for it really
20:32 <MekkisScreen> not really
20:44 <Mort-> you kidding me?
20:51 <Mort-> the only perosn who will really be in 4-5 = jerus
21:04 <Hydrazine> Am I the only 5 in circulation?
21:17 <Mort-> avatar doesnt have a 5
21:18 <Mort-> I have a 3
21:22 <Mort-> that should not be named
21:23 <Mort-> :D
21:39 <Brunius> I have a 4.1 or 4.2
21:46 <Mort-> I can bring kalara around
21:49 <Mort-> Ill keep her out of trouble
21:50 <Mort-> or try to
22:01 <Mort-> for avatars sensibilities Ill try NOT to bring a synthesist to the table
22:29 <Mort-> dont worry. I still have lots of enlarge person scrolls if nothing else to do during the fight
23:27 <tristen> i have a 4 too
23:58 <Mort-> urmm....avatar has a 2, orangesharks - 1.
24:05 <Mort-> dont worry Ill stay out of trouble
24:19 <tristen> brunius man is that kaleb?
24:22 <Mort-> no
24:26 <Mort-> either bairaq or derau
24:28 <Mort-> Ud sat
24:29 <Mort-> Id say
24:30 <Mekkis> I have 2, 5,6,7,10
24:40 <Mort-> Im at 7.3.2.2.1
24:41 <Mekkis> 2.5 :)
24:42 <Brunius> Bairaq is 4
24:45 <Brunius> Derau is at 3
24:48 <Brunius> Kaleb is at 6
24:51 <Brunius> or 7
24:56 <Brunius> I can't remember which
25:01 <Mort-> Ill level xyn on sundays generally
25:06 <tristen> yep so you've been working him?
25:12 <Mort-> catprog gets a synthesist around
25:13 <Mekkis> it is our duty to get Bairaq up to 5!
25:16 <Mort-> yeah lol
25:18 <Mort-> lets do it :D
25:20 <Mort-> yay!
25:31 <Mort-> dont worry, I have enlarge person 
25:34 <tristen> !findchar Bairaq
25:35 <diebot> tristen, Character: Bairaq, number: 333( http://dnd.ballig.net/viewchar.php5?char=333 )
25:41 <Mekkis> should we wait another 5 minutes?
25:48 <Mort-> I cant speak well though mekkis
25:52 <Mort-> laptop mike
25:57 <Brunius> I've just been informed I have to go to Knox today
25:58 <Mekkis> hmmm
26:01 <Brunius> So i can't play
26:04 <Brunius> Sorry :S
26:08 <Mekkis> you getting locked up?
26:30 <Hydrazine> Sushi will not be available tonight.
26:36 <Mort-> u sure?
26:37 <Hydrazine> He has had a sudden case of Real Life.
26:40 <Mort-> ah k
26:41 <Hydrazine> Absolutely.
26:42 <Mort-> he smsed you?
26:42 <Mort-> k
26:47 <Mort-> lets get our suits and go 1-2?
26:49 <Brunius> I hate it when that happens
27:04 <Mekkis> hmmm
27:10 <Mort-> bru cant paly 4..
27:19 <Brunius> I can't play today
27:40 <Hydrazine> I think I might be out too.. I just got invited to a hot date, and theres a bunch of you guys anyway.
27:47 <Mort-> oh :(
27:50 <Brunius> Is she hot
27:50 * Mort- misses hydra
28:01 * Mort- hopes itll work out better then the last last week
28:17 <Hydrazine> Same girl.
28:26 * Brunius cringes
28:47 * Mort- is being diplomatic.
28:58 <Mort-> or
29:02 * Mort- is TRYING to be diplomatic
29:12 * Mort- twitches a little
29:19 <Mort-> hydra - you recorded sushi's number?
29:29 <Hydrazine> I got it from an anonymous source.
29:37 <Brunius> Was it whois
29:44 <Brunius> Did you blackmail his ISP
29:47 <Brunius> Was it Skype
29:55 <Brunius> Did you get access to the electoral rolls
29:59 <Brunius> Was it the phonebook
30:23 <Hydrazine> And Mort, you entirely misunderstand the nature of me going out with this girl.
30:33 <Mort-> ..?
30:36 <Hydrazine> And I have no particular wish to correct this. Just deal, K?
30:58 <Avatar> listen to brunius the stalker
31:01 <Avatar> thirsty for the methods
31:12 <Mort-> k
31:14 <tristen> XD
31:14 <Mort-> oh shit. its wet
31:15 <Brunius> Dude, I got your address from the electoral roll
31:26 <Mort-> do I need aircystals?
31:31 <Mekkis> so who's around?
31:36 <tristen> moi
31:42 * Mort- raises paw
31:43 <OrangeShark> i am,
31:48 <Mort-> I think we're 1-2
32:03 <Mekkis> anyone want to try and contact Tashes?
32:09 <Mort-> hydrazine?
32:31 <Mort-> I need to see if I need aircrystals
32:33 <Mort-> and a waterproof bag..
32:45 * Mekkis remains mute
33:32 <Mort-> Ill get the bag
33:35 <Mort-> aircrystals I think Ill pass
33:47 <Mekkis> it's in a goddamn desert!
33:59 <OrangeShark> do bags of holding exist in pathfinder?
34:12 <Mekkis> yes
34:30 <Mort-> its murder ontop of a ship
34:33 <Mort-> god damn if I get soaked again
34:34 <Mort-> :D
34:47 <OrangeShark> cool, thsts the first thing im gonna get when i have the cash
35:18 <Mort-> youll want a handy haversack
35:21 <Mort-> its cheaper, holds 100 lbs
35:24 <Mort-> and taking stuff out is a move action
35:29 <Mort-> mort has a handy haversack!
35:43 <Mort-> if its a desert I need hotweater gear
35:44 * Mort- frets
35:48 <Mort-> and probably an armored coat...
35:56 <Mort-> oh wait. no medium armor proficiency, screw acp..
36:03 * Mort- runs up and down checking all her gear
36:04 <Mort-> hahaha
36:11 <Mort-> BTW orangeshark. if I had a trait, It would be excitable :D
36:12 <Mort-> lol
39:52 <Mekkis> in general
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52:09 <Brunius> http://i.imgur.com/tbSoy.jpg
52:15 <Brunius> http://www.reddit.com/r/rpg/comments/v4nhj/1800_year_old_d20/
53:31 <tashphones> And a good evening to you too!
55:59 <Mekkis> why weren't you here today :S
56:40 <tashphones>  at 11? I was sleeping.
56:58 <tashphones> After a long, hard night of being stood up in the rain. 
00:55 <tashphones> Good session?
09:06 <Avatar> sushi didn't show up
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52:02 <Mekkis> have any of you played The Dalsine Affair?
52:13 <Avatar> nope
52:32 <Mekkis> it has a Reputation
52:44 <Avatar> yeah I want to try it
53:06 <Mekkis> even after hearing its reputation?
53:17 <Avatar> what, is it deadly
53:26 <Avatar> I don't know its reputation
53:35 <Avatar> if it's like darkest vengeance, I've lost interest
53:49 <Mekkis> its reputation is "This is what makes people powergame" as far as what's been said on the forums
54:47 <Avatar> all I understood was that it was a fairly deep scenario roleplay wise
54:59 <Avatar> didn't know anything about difficulty level
01:17 <Mekkis> I need to look at Itzamna's sheet
01:21 <Mekkis> I think it needs an audit
01:59 <Mekkis> yep
02:02 <Mekkis> saves are wrong
04:12 <Mekkis> level 6, D8 HD = 33 + 6 (favoured class) + 12 (con) = 51
04:18 <Mekkis> wow 8 HP off
05:39 <Mekkis> initiative off by 2
09:48 <Brunius> Dalsine Affair
09:51 <Brunius> The name seems familiar
11:00 <Mekkis> I'm playing it tomorrow
12:34 <Mekkis> hopefully Deceased
12:46 <Mekkis> or Nightmare might go from 2.5 to 3!
13:08 <Mekkis> (or becomes a %)
15:06 <Brunius> ?
15:12 <Mekkis> % in nethack
15:18 <Brunius> Ah
16:42 <Mekkis> time to fire up inkscape
17:21 <Mort-> Oh my tail
17:23 <Mort-> Its back
17:37 <Mort-> Just went to get a run of d3 as a demon hunter
17:44 <Mekkis> oh no
17:49 <Mekkis> oh
17:49 <Avatar> forget d3
17:50 <Mort-> I could tell you tails about it
17:58 <Avatar> tales
18:00 <Mekkis> and we found out that mort was raised by gnomes
18:12 <Avatar> seriously?
18:18 <Avatar> I thought that was a joke
18:22 <Mort-> Hey i nearly got pwned. My brother said i shouldnt be playing at nightmare
18:35 <Avatar> did you take a gnome adopted trait
18:41 <Mort-> Come on. I always get excitable before a game
18:41 <Mekkis> yeah
18:45 <Mekkis> Excitable
18:48 <Mort-> Lol
18:53 <Mort-> Very excitable
18:54 <Mekkis> Itzamna has it
19:00 <Mort-> But that's me for you
19:03 <Mort-> As a player
19:19 <Mort-> It sure describes me!
19:20 <Avatar> this would actually not be so bad if you hadn't said how disgusted gnomes make you
19:30 <Mort-> I don't know
19:34 <Avatar> that's kind of like me rolling up a synthesist 
19:35 <Mort-> I think I'm falling
20:24 <Mort-> At least at this point of time my will is a bit low
20:24 <Mekkis> and I found out why I don't like Magi
20:44 <Avatar> yeah you said earlier
20:45 <Mort-> Yeah you say i roll too much and nothing happens
20:53 <Mort-> Look on the bright side
20:57 <Avatar> did that happen in today's game
21:01 <Mort-> Xyn has 3 attacks.
21:09 <Mort-> With luck ill get one hit o
21:10 <Mort-> In
21:17 <Mort-> And it won't do much
21:20 <Avatar> yeah well look at this way
21:24 <Avatar> most characters have 1 attack
21:28 <Avatar> with luck they'll get one hit in
21:35 <Mort-> 1d6+3 or 1d4+3
21:46 <Mort-> Kalara and grull have 2
21:50 <Mort-> So to speak
22:00 <Mort-> Mek. Xyn will roll a lot as well
22:03 <Mort-> To be honest
22:12 <Mort-> First to hit. Then to intimidate
22:20 <Mekkis> that's fine
22:29 <Mort-> +4 to attack mod
22:39 <Mort-> So i don't think she will hit much either
22:52 <Mort-> Good luck if I'm flanking
23:05 <Mort-> Then i roll sneak attack as well
23:15 <Mort-> Its a lot to roll
24:09 <Mort-> I made all my rolls manually
24:27 <Mort-> I've forgotten how to set macros for full attack sequence
24:41 <Mort-> Because i spent too much time on maptools
24:51 <Mekkis> <?!save
24:52 <diebot> Saves a roll against a nick. eg. !save init: 1d20+3 initiative. Saved rolls can be viewed at http://nl.ti4200.info/vpsirc/savedcommands.yaml.sorted 
25:03 <Mort-> And the macros they use are different
25:16 <Mort-> Lazy to set anyway
25:36 <Mort-> At higher levels its mort who doesn't have attack rolls so to speak
25:49 <Mort-> At lower levels  i know their mods by heart
26:07 <Mort-> Besides ill always aim for flanks
26:26 <Mort-> So i may get a floating +2 if i get a flank buddy
27:14 * Mort- rubs her sore tail
27:30 <Mort-> I'm so not used to dealing with a melee mess
37:08 <OrangeShark>  Hey just after having my sleep, good, game arlier:D
37:18 <OrangeShark> eartier*
37:25 <OrangeShark> earlier*
40:14 * Mort- curls her tail around orange shark
40:29 <Mort-> Help me. I'm falling to the dark side
42:03 <Mort-> I'm supposed to hate gnomes and want to punt them
42:06 <Mort-> And guess 
42:28 <Mort-> What. This morning i discovered i had a gnome trait :(
43:59 <OrangeShark> I know i was here, well you can always learn to love them haha :P
45:59 <Mort-> No!
46:15 <OrangeShark> haha, gnomes arent that bad
46:25 <Mort-> I need hydra. He usually slaps me so i can shake off mekkis suggestion spell
46:28 <Mekkis> Mort's been reading anti-gnome propaganda
46:34 <Mort-> The issue is they look innocent
46:47 <Mort-> And they will claim they are innocent
47:08 <Mort-> After they bombed your house with you in it. Saying oops something went wreng
47:10 <Mort-> Wrong
47:24 <Mort-> We were just practicing alchemy.
47:26 <Mekkis> that's what insurance is for
47:27 <OrangeShark> my first ever character in D&D was a gnome, they are innocent but abit mischeivious but over all they are innocent
47:43 <Mekkis> there is no such thing as an evil gnome
47:46 <Mort-> The thing is they will claim they are innocent.
48:02 <Mekkis> they are not capable of evil
48:03 <Mort-> There are and they are called spriggans
48:17 <Mort-> Xyn was sad to see gnomes turn
48:21 <Mort-> Still you're still dead
48:39 <OrangeShark> so, every race have evil sub races, the dekko for example
48:51 <Mort-> And the gnome gets away scott free to practice his vile deeds somewhere else
49:22 <Mort-> Orange shark. Gnomes that have fallen to the dark side are called spriggans
49:43 <Mort-> Anyway even gnomes who haven't fallen to the dark side do evil things
49:49 <Mort-> Supposedly unintentionally
49:53 <OrangeShark> i know, while crazy drwaves are called dekkos
49:55 <Mekkis> [citation needed[
50:14 <Mort-> Then they  give the authorities the innocent look and get away scottfree
50:19 <Mekkis> [citation needed]
50:59 <OrangeShark> haha, that sounds pretty cool to be honest, deceitful but true
52:08 <Mort-> That's the way they function
52:21 <Mort-> So if you see a gnome. You punt one.
52:57 <Mort-> www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/humanoids/spriggan
53:14 <Mort-> Mekkis. Read the lore at the bottom
53:38 <Mort-> When the gnomes first traveled to the mortal realm from the distant land of the fey, some found the Material Plane so strange and terrifying that they lost their sense of joy. Seeing only the threats of the new world but none of its wonders, they grimly resolved to survive no matter the cost. Their innate magic responded to this twisted goal by reshaping them in mind and body over the course of many generations, transforming them into the creatures known as
54:25 <Mort-> So fallen gnomes are called spriggans.
55:02 <OrangeShark> they seem to have had an ill faith fall on them
55:25 <Mort-> The xyn part of me feels really sorry for them
55:31 <Mort-> She's around you know
56:29 <OrangeShark> ah, whats the name of the other bag of holding hasabag?
56:48 <Mort-> Handy haversack
56:56 <OrangeShark> thank you
56:59 * Mort- holds out her paw
57:06 <Mort-> Glad to be of service!
57:13 * Mort- bounces up and down
58:06 <Mort-> I really need to start making a list on how to turn monsters into serviceable citizens
58:20 <Mort-> Mekkis. Care to help?
58:49 <Mort-> If you were a monster and you decided to change your ways. What would you need.
59:18 <OrangeShark> wow its still way to expensive for me, any tips for buying things as a level 1 druid?
59:29 <Mort-> I don't want people treating redeemed monsters like drizzt do urden
59:33 <Mort-> Wand of clw
59:51 <Mort-> That's with prestige
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