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02:00 <panders> lol
03:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully they're done with the i's now
03:00 <panders> wonder what's next
03:00 <couleurs> doubt it, it's their brand
04:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot to book a hotel
04:00 <couleurs> maybe they will get rid of the dumb s thing
04:00 <couleurs> iphone 6 and iphone6xl thank u 
04:00 <panders> I would like my AR gaming experience now thx
04:00 <panders> not ten years from now.
04:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they'll use D instead of i
05:00 <Excessive> so I wanted to post this, but yt didn't have it, so I made a vid fo it ........ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vBs1mun0gI&feature=youtu.be
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cardinia - Living On Video (Hyper Space Mix) (Date not found) 5:56 - Category: Entertainment - 1 view - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if I can do ... this
07:00 <Bastardly_One> from here
07:00 <couleurs> 2 hours 2 go
07:00 <Bastardly_One> `kick Excessive get some music taste :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I can 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
07:00 <Bastardly_One> hi!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah 2 hrs to go
07:00 <Excessive> eheheh u gots ops hue hue hue
07:00 <Excessive> n hai
07:00 <Bastardly_One> sort of 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not real ones yet
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on trial
08:00 <Bastardly_One> half like Mav up there
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you're all fucked now
08:00 <Bastardly_One> we're complete cunts
08:00 <Bastardly_One> or we'll fight and ban each other 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two 
08:00 <Excessive> though it is u that needs taste maaaaaaaaaaan
09:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see the hours of flooding yesterday?
09:00 <Excessive> ye
09:00 <Excessive> I was here
09:00 <panders> yep
09:00 <Bastardly_One> same 
09:00 <Excessive> was wantin to tell him to fck orrff
09:00 <panders> was it hours, hah
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I suspect 
09:00 <Excessive> jus couldn't be fcked engagin into it
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ditto
10:00 <Bastardly_One> been a shit couple of days so far
10:00 <panders> y shit
11:00 <Excessive> I redoin the backup server all nite
11:00 <Excessive> +was
11:00 <couleurs> me 2
14:00 <Bastardly_One> just has been is all you need to know
14:00 <Bastardly_One> irc doesn't need to know everything
14:00 <Bastardly_One> just phear!
19:00 <panders> LOL
19:00 <panders> oh my gosh
20:00 <panders> *shuts up*
20:00 <Excessive> I'mnah go n have a shower n put some clothes on ........ bbs
22:00 <Serenity> well u can fight but ill delete you lol
22:00 <Serenity> ask [Maverick] im ruthless friend or not
22:00 <[Maverick]> I will delete myself.. just to spite you :P 
22:00 <Maurice> Wouldn't be the first time you rage del'd yourself
23:00 <Serenity> ^
23:00 <Serenity> lol
23:00 <[Maverick]> yeah I know that 
23:00 <Serenity> you wont get em back next time
23:00 <Maurice> YOU BIG PANSY
23:00 <[Maverick]> I know I wont 
23:00 <Serenity> people are a little upset about my choices and im not particularly pleased about it either but theyre the only ones that make sense time zone wise
24:00 <[Maverick]> yer 
24:00 <panders> time zone wise?
25:00 <Serenity> yes people who arent always on at the same time, and b1 is always up at strange hours of the morning where the rest of us arent
26:00 <slope> that is not true
26:00 <slope> he is awake and ready whenever you are
26:00 <[Maverick]> wrong slope, he is usually up way after when Serenity goes to sleep. 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffft
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll prove you wrong and not abuse it 
27:00 <Serenity> well you only get one chance so thats up to you
27:00 <panders> sounds like a lot of bullshit to me.
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh purlease
28:00 <panders> op politics again
28:00 <panders> *rolls eyes*
28:00 <Bastardly_One> how can that be possible?
28:00 <Serenity> of course its politics
28:00 <Maurice> Butthurt
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not Mr Popularity
28:00 <Serenity> it would be stupid if it wasnt
28:00 <panders> it's absolutely bias politics
28:00 <Serenity> why
28:00 <Bastardly_One> how?
28:00 <Serenity> no one actually likes him
28:00 <Serenity> sorry..
28:00 <panders> that's not true
28:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that's a bit harsh 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but I get her point
29:00 <slope> only retards like him
29:00 <slope> like you panders
29:00 <panders> better not be kicking
29:00 <panders> and banning me
29:00 <panders> on some vagina impulse.
29:00 <[Maverick]> slope, fuck up.
29:00 <panders> k b1
29:00 <Serenity> we had a hard decision to make and it was done. i get people will be upset about it and im sorry about that
29:00 <Serenity> but i cant please everyone
29:00 <panders> that's my only concern
29:00 <Serenity> they all have rules to abide by
29:00 <Serenity> and they have one chance
30:00 <Serenity> its my job to worry about whos kicking who
30:00 <Serenity> dont you stress about it
30:00 <[Maverick]> yeah 
30:00 <[Maverick]> she has so many grey hairs from the stress 
30:00 <panders> sweet
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav and I are nightowls by nature and it makes sense
30:00 <Serenity> ultimately its my ops on the line
30:00 <Serenity> no one elses
30:00 <panders> oh shutup Bastardly_One
30:00 <panders> ur not always up late
30:00 <Bastardly_One> why should I?
30:00 <slope> ohh no Serenity you might lose ops
30:00 <panders> im up late more often than you are
30:00 <slope> in 2014
31:00 <Serenity> what a shame hey
31:00 <panders> sheesh im usually up about 6-7am
31:00 <slope> yeh BIG shame
31:00 <panders> glad it's you not Mew
31:00 <panders> *phew*
31:00 <slope> Mew is a dumb bitch
31:00 <Bastardly_One> finished yet?
31:00 <panders> finished what?
31:00 <slope> parasite
31:00 <Serenity> slope i suggest you calm the fuck down
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Semen is gonna be 10 times worse
31:00 <slope> I am calm
31:00 <panders> oh shut it b1
31:00 <Serenity> where is saemon
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he asked me sincerely at the oddest hour if that was the real loof or not
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I really wanted to say are you fucking seriously that retarded?
32:00 <panders> don't belittle me again b1
33:00 <Maurice> Maybe Saemon died in a plane crash
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but you'd be proud ... I just said "no"
33:00 <panders> now you have ops, don't let it make you even more of an asshole.
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he's also mick when banned
33:00 <Bastardly_One> sneaky little cunt
33:00 <Bastardly_One> panders, do you want to be the first?
33:00 <TheRiddler> ok I found a place
33:00 <Bastardly_One> you've made your opinion
33:00 <panders> suck my dick 
33:00 <panders> dont threaten me
33:00 <Bastardly_One> shut it
33:00 <panders> and dont keep going
33:00 <slope> Serenity you will only be abused and hated if you deserve it
33:00 <British^Meat> bwaha
33:00 <Maurice> Just shut up, every night does not to be a slinging match
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't need to
33:00 <panders> fkn now you've given this guy a bigger head.
33:00 <British^Meat> Can u like, fuck off JB?
33:00 <Serenity> what a load of absolute horse shit slope
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
34:00 <Serenity> go back to cats with the rest of the trolls
34:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
34:00 <panders> hah
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he was all over me before
34:00 <panders> I wasnt all over you
34:00 <Bastardly_One> schitz
34:00 <panders> we were talking about books
34:00 <panders> etc.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and now ... mood swing as usual
34:00 <slope> actually I am 100% correct
34:00 <Serenity> uncomfortable banter isnt a banable offense
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hush
34:00 <panders> dont put on that persona now dude, now someone like British^Meat is here
34:00 <Serenity> i just thought id put that right out there
34:00 <slope> you are a wanker op you will be hated like one
34:00 <panders> you could accept my opinion and still be nice
34:00 <Serenity> oh boo hoo slope
34:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <Serenity> you act like a cockhead you get banned like one
35:00 <panders> instead of choosing to be offended, I did say glad it's you not Mew
35:00 <slope> only if the op is a fuckwit
35:00 <panders> that's a compliment.
35:00 <panders> so stfu Bastardly_One.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a kick warning if everyone has asked him to stop being disruptive about it don't ya think?
35:00 <slope> you tell me boo hoo? you are the one crying
35:00 <panders> omg
35:00 <slope> justifying the hatred
35:00 <Serenity> im not crying in the slightest LOL
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm rather shocked ... hasn't sunk in actually
35:00 <panders> what a loser
35:00 <slope> <Serenity> it just comes with the turf lol if you have ops in here you'll be abused and hated ----- yes you will
35:00 <Serenity> you're literally sooking about months old bans.. whos crying.. not I
36:00 <slope> im not sooking about anything. im making the statement that is false by you
36:00 <TheRiddler> you're making noise
36:00 <Serenity> no you arent you'll being a sooky pleb like the rest of the goons in that poor excuse for a channel
36:00 <TheRiddler> that is all
36:00 <Serenity> like every other boring day
37:00 <British^Meat> arg, is the #cats war coming?
37:00 <Serenity> yeah junkies unite haha
37:00 <TheRiddler> tell them they should make their own server
38:00 <slope> Serenity wrong again
38:00 <Serenity> they had one for ages TheRiddler i wonder what happened to it
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my not just 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> cats.org or some shit?
40:00 <Serenity> no..
40:00 <Bastardly_One> at least one of those losers has to be on 24/7
40:00 <British^Meat> beagle is [email protected] * ...
40:00 <British^Meat> beagle on #cats 
40:00 <British^Meat> nwaawwww
40:00 <British^Meat> he found a home
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah every single loser
40:00 <Bastardly_One> run in and out
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I refuse
40:00 <panders> i hope he gets drunk and loses my number
40:00 <British^Meat> not all of em
40:00 <Bastardly_One> on principle
41:00 <panders> probber saved it on his phone *fuck*
41:00 <British^Meat> stilla few hanging around that wont fuck off
41:00 <Serenity> sometimes i wish i could remove his ban
41:00 <Serenity> haha
41:00 <panders> you should
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the non losers are there to observe I reckon
41:00 <TheRiddler> sezz pls put a + on me pls
41:00 <Serenity> i cant
41:00 <Serenity> its not mine
41:00 <panders> oh stebs?
41:00 <slope> remove his ban
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and oh touche Meat person
41:00 <British^Meat> indeed
41:00 <panders> i keep hanging up on beagle when he calls me
41:00 <panders> he better not come around
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be a bit post blind
41:00 <Serenity> he was loose but he was harmless
42:00 <ClipClop> im eatin a sandwich
42:00 <panders> yer he is harmless irl cept to himself
42:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort?
42:00 <slope> he is coming over soon
42:00 <slope> we are sending him
42:00 <panders> haha
42:00 <ClipClop> avacodo dip and salami on rye
42:00 <panders> that'd be kinda funny
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that'd be good right now 
42:00 <Serenity> he just makes no sense at all
42:00 <slope> he makes perfect sense
42:00 <panders> drives all the way down here, can't get in to my place, has to drive home, come on irc and msg me
42:00 <slope> you just dont have the skills to understand
43:00 <ClipClop> Portugal Olé Olé
43:00 <Serenity> oh yes yes its me. lol
43:00 <panders> yer sezz you have to be as drunk as he is to break it all down yo
43:00 <Serenity> is it just being drunk tho?
43:00 <Serenity> surely thats not 24/7
43:00 <panders> when you play the recording backwards, beagle's lecturing you on Quantum Physics
43:00 <Serenity> LOL
43:00 <panders> lmao
44:00 <British^Meat> backstab
44:00 <British^Meat> do you not like bealge again now?
44:00 <British^Meat> jesus mate, u change like the weather
44:00 <Bastardly_One> this I do agree with
44:00 <panders> i havent liked him for years
44:00 <panders> so stfu b1
44:00 <British^Meat> bollocks
45:00 <panders> not bollocks
45:00 <British^Meat> early this year u were asking to hang out with him
45:00 <Serenity> is he still with lucy
45:00 <British^Meat> "cant wait till u come over" u said
45:00 <panders> i havent seen him for over two years
45:00 <British^Meat> dont make me prove u wrong
45:00 <panders> I had a plan to bash him
45:00 <British^Meat> fkn wanker
45:00 <panders> i still want to bash him
45:00 <panders> but im on a bond
45:00 <Serenity> james bond?
45:00 <Serenity> sorry..
45:00 <panders> bash him i'd go to court the next day then to prison
45:00 <panders> so I'll wait, then I'll bash him.
46:00 <panders> so now you can stfu about that one thing British^Meat. 
46:00 <Virgil> HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT
46:00 <Serenity> oh nore
46:00 <Serenity> snore
46:00 <Serenity> `op
46:00 <Dalila> HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT
46:00 <British^Meat> Im done u with you piece of shit
46:00 <Lumeah> Lol
46:00 <Gert> HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT
46:00 <Maurice> What are you copping
47:00 <panders> cool B^M
47:00 <Serenity> why wont this fucking thing op me lol
47:00 <Lumeah> What a fuck tard
47:00 <slope> it hates you thats why
47:00 <slope> give it some live
47:00 <panders> give it some liver!
47:00 <panders> YER SLOPE LIVER ALONE
47:00 <panders> ahahaha scream.
48:00 <Serenity> ok stebie your script works
48:00 <panders> i really like that nick
48:00 <[Maverick]> lol... good ol pz 
49:00 <CamcordinYaMum> hi my name's Cameron.
53:00 <Mew> audience laughs
53:00 <Mew> hehehahahoho
53:00 <Serenity> mah gawd
54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my gosh
54:00 <Serenity> slopes a little upset
55:00 <CamcordinYaMum> i did that in the wrong chan Mew, then in the right one, and it was funny :)
56:00 <Mew> oh phew thanks
56:00 <Serenity> brr its getting cold
58:00 <CamcordinYaMum> oh y thanks Serenity
59:00 <CamcordinYaMum> now i had to put gloves on cause that made my hands realise theyre cold
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <CamcordinYaMum> no more taco kisses ;)
59:00 <Serenity> [Maverick] and Bastardly_One better get ready for some work cause im going to bed in a minute
59:00 <Serenity> tacotacotacotaco
00:00 <Excessive> \o.
00:00 <[Maverick]> I am coming to bed with you 
00:00 <[Maverick]> ... 
00:00 <Serenity> :o
00:00 <Serenity> hell yeah
01:00 <Excessive> I bettah msg this dude on ebay]
01:00 <Excessive> abt some mo RAM
01:00 <Bastardly_One> what about Maurice the lazy bitch?
01:00 <[Maverick]> paulie is sleeping on the couch 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean, night  ... I'll get that in now as I seem to be in demand everywhere but irc
02:00 <Excessive> he's sellin 4GB corsair, but I only need 3GB, wannah ask him fo a price
04:00 <Serenity> ok imma get one more ep of that 70's show in then go
04:00 <Excessive> kcya
06:00 <Maurice> What
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, scroll
10:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity was just sending mav and I to work
10:00 <Maurice> I dont wanna scroll, I'm too lazy for that
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so I said ... blah blah blah
10:00 <Bastardly_One> touche
11:00 <Excessive> eheheheheh ........... so cool ......... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152589860169415&set=vb.12843884414&type=2&theater
12:00 <doctor> that's creepy
13:00 <Serenity> it really is
14:00 <qhqhqhqhgh> HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT
14:00 <qhqhqhqhgh> 64 bytes from wg-in-f106.1e100.net (173.194.78.106): icmp_req=672 ttl=50 time=6.56 ms
14:00 <qhqhqhqhgh> 64 bytes from wg-in-f106.1e100.net (173.194.78.106): icmp_req=672 ttl=50 time=6.57 ms
19:00 <munkeynuts> taco kisses!
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well, that was early
21:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
21:00 <Bastardly_One> usually a while yet
21:00 <Bastardly_One> night 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> any females paying attention
22:00 <Bastardly_One> would you buy these for $40 brand new?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.polyvore.com/converse_chuck_taylor_all_star/thing?id=89696145
22:00 <Excessive> megint ott lent
23:00 <Bastardly_One> dont see them much and $40 is a good price
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm checking out styles as there were a good zipper pair I saw today but I couldn't decide if I wanted them
24:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One, fuck no
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to see if I do as this store in town is doing all sorts of converse cheap atm
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they're heaps less lurid in real life
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and kind of purplish to that pink
24:00 <Maurice> They're gross
24:00 <munkeynuts> i'd wear those hitop pink kicks
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they do come in high top don't they?
25:00 <munkeynuts> hitop converse are awesome
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what i thought showing them to a chick I know who's a pink freak
25:00 <munkeynuts> good pick
25:00 <Maurice> My hitops are way better
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I want a specific zipped pair
25:00 <munkeynuts> and yer cool chicks would even dig a guy wearing pink haha
26:00 <Bastardly_One> be fucked if I can find it online yet but saw them at a store in town
26:00 <Serenity> night peeps
26:00 <Maurice> These are mine https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1962693_10152306450615844_672034143_n.jpg
26:00 <Serenity> o/
26:00 <Maurice> Byeeee me choco
26:00 <munkeynuts> that reminds me, need to buy a pair of shoes
26:00 <munkeynuts> nite sezz
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I was thinking for the chicks because the hi sole ones aren't that easy to get around here
26:00 <munkeynuts> don't let the knife slash twice!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but they have all sorts of shit in at the moment ... so I'm window shopping
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah your zombie ones are pretty cool Maurice
27:00 <munkeynuts> http://www.shopbop.com/chuck-taylor-all-star-top/vp/v=1/1532595225.htm?extid=affprg_CJ_SB_US-2205077-Polyvore-2687457
27:00 <munkeynuts> rad
27:00 <Bastardly_One> try here
27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.converse.com.au/
27:00 <munkeynuts> i need another pair of tennis style kicks and hi tops
28:00 <munkeynuts> i have lacoste hi tops
28:00 <Bastardly_One> then you now you might be able to get them local
28:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/553397_10151141623680844_1846591652_n.jpg
28:00 <Bastardly_One> dunnops will do for the tennis shoe style IMO
28:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap and last 
28:00 <munkeynuts> mum has a pair of converse, mint condition, like forty years old, they look so choice
29:00 <munkeynuts> i like two brands for tennis style, lacoste and fred perry
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe the red ones
30:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.converse.com.au/platformplus
31:00 <Maurice> Yuck
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough 
33:00 <munkeynuts> reminds me, need to clean shoes
33:00 <munkeynuts> too many shoes for a guy
33:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting
33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.converse.com.au/140009-black-mono
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the studs on the back and shit
34:00 <Mew> what brands of shoes do u rep munkeynuts?
34:00 <munkeynuts> i might buy those
34:00 <Bastardly_One> these in black are what I want
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.converse.com.au/140895-phantom
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the studded come in other canvas colours too it seems
35:00 <Bastardly_One> on the next page
35:00 <British^Meat> lol
36:00 <munkeynuts> i got Cola, Juice, Lacoste x2, Fred Perry, Nike 400, Nike Air Max, DCx2, Fallen etc. 
36:00 <British^Meat> munkeynuts nuts and his "brands"
36:00 <British^Meat> lucky he has 80k in the bank
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like those phantoms
36:00 <munkeynuts> Reebok DMX I've hardly worn, pretty mint
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> these are nice
36:00 <munkeynuts> it's not about brands man it's about comfortability and variety
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and won't have to wear them in
36:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.converse.com.au/142208-black-mono
36:00 <munkeynuts> lest not ye be judged.
37:00 <British^Meat> hah
37:00 <British^Meat> do you even keep tabs on all the shit u type?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I like those more than the other zipped ones
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I've found my winner
37:00 <British^Meat> u went mental to me once coz i liked Brand A and you liked Brand B
37:00 <Mew> he told me he bought le coq's (lmao) a while ago cos ben has a pair
37:00 <British^Meat> fkn mong, i swear
37:00 <munkeynuts> ?
37:00 <Mew> but apparently not
38:00 <British^Meat> He tried to grief me coz i said i got a pair of shoes from target lol
38:00 <British^Meat> for work
38:00 <munkeynuts> people aren't straight lines
38:00 <munkeynuts> but it's better to be ahead of the curve.
38:00 <munkeynuts> than behind.
38:00 <British^Meat> went on about his bank account and shit
38:00 <munkeynuts> ^you two.
39:00 <Mew> it was his familiarity thing with me for like 2w, everytime i come on "hey ellie bought dem shoes huhu b here soon"
39:00 <munkeynuts> you could always start a chan, specifically to talk about me
39:00 <munkeynuts> instead of doing it here
40:00 <munkeynuts> thanks for taking an interest in mine.
40:00 <Mew> *cough* bullshit
40:00 <British^Meat> ikr
40:00 <Mew> ellie ki ellie ben hash ki property
40:00 <Mew> etc
41:00 <munkeynuts> that's not taking an interest in your life
41:00 <munkeynuts> nor asking about it
41:00 <munkeynuts> i don't think about it
41:00 <munkeynuts> i don't know why you two even think of me at all
41:00 <Mew> "whats it like on ki today ellie?" lmao
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh bull
41:00 <munkeynuts> enough to talk a thousand words for hours on end
41:00 <British^Meat> coz youre here like, ALL THE TIME
41:00 <munkeynuts> and Mew to talk with beagle about me
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you are on about Picard and Mew more than you're not
41:00 <munkeynuts> to ask him to call me
42:00 <munkeynuts> to tell beagle I asked him to call me.
42:00 <munkeynuts> Picard and I are cool.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the way I see it?
42:00 <munkeynuts> no
42:00 <Bastardly_One> re: Mew?
42:00 <munkeynuts> and I'm hardly on about Mew..
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you were friends ... once
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and you sound like you got irrational
42:00 <British^Meat> wow
42:00 <munkeynuts> we were never friends, ask her
42:00 <British^Meat> only 20 mins ago u said "GLAD MEW DIDNT GET OPS"
43:00 <Mew> yeah we never were lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> come now
43:00 <British^Meat> u gotta write this shit down dood
43:00 <munkeynuts> British^Meat I'm not fool enough not to expect someone to bring that up
43:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly what BM just said
43:00 <Mew> my god he typed the truth
43:00 <munkeynuts> that's not making a point btw British^Meat
43:00 <munkeynuts> that's being a fool.
43:00 <munkeynuts> was going to refer to that but let you do it.
43:00 <munkeynuts> expected b1 to say it 
43:00 <Mew> that is proving a point 
44:00 <munkeynuts> so as i said, that's hardly talking about mew
44:00 <munkeynuts> The Three Idiots Return, coming to a cinema near you!
44:00 <Mew> you set off my highlight all the time mostly when im not even near my phone lol
44:00 <munkeynuts> no I don't
44:00 <munkeynuts> don't bullshit yourself
44:00 <Mew> andchat doesnt lie mkay
45:00 <munkeynuts> don't bullshit yourself
45:00 <Mew> it doesnt have bipolar its an app
45:00 <munkeynuts> now you're just baiting me
45:00 <munkeynuts> jeez man
45:00 <munkeynuts> try another way
45:00 <British^Meat> :) its been real
46:00 <Bastardly_One> look, regardless of my take on it 
46:00 <munkeynuts> tekken it
46:00 <munkeynuts> i've tekken 2 it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you talk about her and Picard and whomever else you dislike a fair bit when you think they're not about
46:00 <munkeynuts> I don't talk about her a fair bit
46:00 <munkeynuts> saying it doesn't make it true
47:00 <munkeynuts> Picard, I did, not anymore, we're cool. I said that already
47:00 <Mew> thats rich lmfao
47:00 <munkeynuts> and I don't dislike mew
47:00 <munkeynuts> so don't say things that arent true.
47:00 <Mew> anyway tea time
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm eating too
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but nearly finished
47:00 <munkeynuts> who gives a fuck the way you see something when you look with eyes shut.
48:00 <munkeynuts> next time, tell ellie to stfu and not bait
48:00 <munkeynuts> like you're supposed to, being an op. :)
48:00 <munkeynuts> talk about bias.
49:00 <munkeynuts> manipulated you earlier into almost kick/banning me. 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're baited you're entitled to respond
50:00 <Bastardly_One> still here aren't you?
51:00 <Mew> you eat at odd hours lol im having a cup of tea
51:00 <Mew> like a normal old lady
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I get up at odd hours though
51:00 <Bastardly_One> drives me nuts
52:00 <Bastardly_One> going away on the weekend and the person has normal sleeping hours
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so maybe that'll work
53:00 <munkeynuts> insomnia is a bitch
53:00 <Bastardly_One> my sleep is just back to front
53:00 <Bastardly_One> when I do get it
53:00 <munkeynuts> you could take up writing
53:00 <munkeynuts> it's great to write in the early hours
53:00 <munkeynuts> a lot of writers are insomniacs ;)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I do write ... we've discussed this 50 billion times
55:00 <Mew> i was gonna say i thought you did write already
55:00 <Bastardly_One> not for a while but I do ... I've plenty of overseas friends and stuff to hang out with online during those hours but that's not the point
56:00 <munkeynuts> oh that's right
56:00 <munkeynuts> in pm yer
56:00 <Mew> milkyteef
56:00 <Bastardly_One> out here I think
56:00 <munkeynuts> like I said, buy William Strunk JR. and E.B. White - The Elements of Style
56:00 <munkeynuts> the perfect "Little book" for writers
56:00 <Excessive> one, two, three ........... u're a prisoner ........ I'm free
58:00 <munkeynuts> Do not take shortcuts at the cost of clarity!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I know nobody really cares but simba and couleurs but this football/soccer game should be good
59:00 <Bastardly_One> bored
59:00 <Bastardly_One> is it Sat yet?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that
59:00 <Excessive> ye
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when I get out of this hole of a city for a couple of days
00:00 <munkeynuts> I love football..
00:00 <Excessive> y not leave then?
00:00 <munkeynuts> boycotting this world cup
01:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't found the right place in melbourne yet I guess Excessive ... no longer a cheap place 
01:00 <Maurice> Coz melb is gross
01:00 <Bastardly_One> affordable means areas I don't like that much
01:00 <Excessive> come to syd man
01:00 <munkeynuts> hostels
02:00 <munkeynuts> are the best
02:00 <Maurice> I liked the airport, because I was leaving
02:00 <Excessive> n we'll live eet up :)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Syd is even more expensive
02:00 <munkeynuts> stayed at the four seasons one time when i went to see a mate n goto his sisters pre wedding party
02:00 <munkeynuts> mongrels smoking menthol with weed
03:00 <Excessive> depends where u at
03:00 <munkeynuts> man was i proven wrong about calling that pussy.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I'd imagine it the same as Melbourne in the sense that affordable 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> are less than desirable (to me) areas
04:00 <Maurice> Just don't move to perth
04:00 <Bastardly_One> too far away
04:00 <Excessive> well u can share here too man
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and too warm
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true enough ... I get your point Excessive
05:00 <Excessive> like u can go to Penrith and pay 100-150 less than wat u'd pay closer to town
06:00 <Excessive> and that's 1/2 hr to town on the express train
06:00 <BlackDevil> who wants to get me naked?
06:00 <Maurice> Not me
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same with northern suburbs of Melb
06:00 <Mew> b1 move to ki its cheap as
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and speaking of that area it's muh cyber mum
07:00 <Bastardly_One> IthinkNot :)
07:00 <Mew> apart from the boat to the rest of aus
07:00 <IthinkNot> o/
07:00 <Excessive> or u can sign up fo housing and get ur dr to write letters to em etc ........... and ye ....... wait fo some years and ...... etc etc
07:00 <IthinkNot> heya Bastardly_One
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm on that for down here 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> arseholes remember a 20 yr debt from bond assistance
07:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude is that?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> 20 yrs ... and they still want it back or I can get stuffed
08:00 <Excessive> I waited 8 yrs fo this place
08:00 <Excessive> had 2 offers but in that time
08:00 <Excessive> jus not in the right area
08:00 <Maurice> Thank fuck I own my home
09:00 <Excessive> 1-st offer was after 4 yrs
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right ... and yes you are damn lucky Maurice
09:00 <Excessive> but like
09:00 <Excessive> this place .............
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I think if I wanted to play up my condition I'd get one in Melbourne
09:00 <KNiFeYABiTcH> Serenity, Sarah Jade Bidmead want to set another ban Sarah Jade Bidmead!!!!Serenity, Sarah Jade Bidmead want to set another ban Sarah Jade Bidmead!!!!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but there's worse off people than I am 
09:00 <Excessive> not even those workin full time can afford to be in this area
09:00 <IthinkNot> they rekon the housing waiting list is 10+ yrs now
09:00 <KNiFeYABiTcH> 64 bytes from wg-in-f106.1e100.net (173.194.78.106): icmp_req=672 ttl=50 time=6.57 ms
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's 4yrs up here in Ballarat
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm officially mental
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and bad lungs 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so I could play shit up
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but as I said, people a hell of a lot worse off than I am 
10:00 <Excessive> and if u come here .............. I don't think all housing is linked yet
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and they need stable housing and crap
11:00 <Excessive> as in with ur debt down there etc
11:00 <Bastardly_One> State isn't yet
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that much 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> woo!
12:00 <Bastardly_One> german goal
12:00 <Bastardly_One> already
12:00 <IthinkNot> night all o/
12:00 <Bastardly_One> night IthinkNot :)
12:00 <IthinkNot> :)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> IthinkNot could possibly of been here forever
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember she was an op when I first started looking in here
15:00 <munkeynuts> im for portugal
16:00 <KNiFeYABiTcH> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI5P7uj7r1o
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE GIRL - Sarah Blackwood (City and Colour) (Date not found) 3:05 - Category: Entertainment - 57,311 - 1,606 likes (99.2%), 13 dislikes (0.8%)
17:00 <KNiFeYABiTcH> Serenity, Sarah Jade Bidmead want to set another ban Sarah Jade Bidmead!!!!Serenity, Sarah Jade Bidmead want to set another ban Sarah Jade Bidmead!!!!Serenity, Sarah Jade Bidmead want to set another ban Sarah Jade Bidmead!!!!Serenity, Sarah Jade Bidmead want to set another ban Sarah Jade Bidmead!!!!Serenity, Sarah Jade Bidmead want to set another ban Sarah Jade Bidmead!!!!
17:00 <munkeynuts> fk off
18:00 <Discordia> +R is working well... how bad would it be without it heh
18:00 <Bastardly_One> phantom op
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we're gonna be fucking busy
19:00 <Bastardly_One> too bad if we had shit we felt like doing
19:00 <GhostOP> Only with that retard.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we're being relied on
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but after last night
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this could be bad 
19:00 <Discordia> Just remember, at one point there was no +R... those were fun times 
20:00 <munkeynuts> day and night, i toss and turn i keep stressing my mind * sings*
20:00 <BlackDevil> the nickname is registered
20:00 <Discordia> That's what im getting at... never mind, it's late.. 
22:00 <Excessive> if I was in a 2 bedder I'd have u here ol dude no probs
22:00 <Excessive> but ..........
22:00 <Excessive> I have a couple of friends over in Artarmon in 2 bedder units
22:00 <Excessive> they've had others there b4
23:00 <Excessive> I could ask fo u if u were intersted
23:00 <Excessive> and u could walk to mine from Artarmon in 25 mins
24:00 <milk> http://mattersindia.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/hindu-temple-stuck-in-customs-photostream.jpg
25:00 <Excessive> and like they'd most prolly be happy with 100 bux a week
26:00 <Excessive> or u could do it legit via housing and pay ur rent to housing ........... and it'll prolly look better with ur applic etc .........ation
26:00 <Excessive> oops
27:00 <Excessive> they both smoke etc ..........
27:00 <Excessive> only that 1 of em is into growin n comps etc .........
27:00 <Excessive> and the other is kindah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay behind with shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm full of ideas ... wait until I know what I'm doing
28:00 <Excessive> k
28:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for that though
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah anyone that does know me knows I need out of this city ... true enough 
29:00 <Excessive> man ............ 100 bux fo the north shore is beaut
30:00 <Excessive> no westies, no dickheads etc 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it sounds tempting ... 
32:00 <Excessive> come over with wat u can carry n post/courier the rest to urself
32:00 <milk> http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51Q2S5V4J2L.jpg
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't need to watch the rest of this game
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Germany have won
32:00 <Bastardly_One> already 2 - nil
33:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was thinking about it 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd stay in Syd for a day or two 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> get an idea first
33:00 <Excessive> ok, I'll have u in mah lounge room then
33:00 <Bastardly_One> deal
34:00 <munkeynuts> the great bear
34:00 <Excessive> k
34:00 <Excessive> lemmeh know
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme think about that
34:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like Melbourne this weekend
34:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh passing through on the train the last couple of weeks
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't given me a feel or idea
34:00 <Bastardly_One> this will be like staying in the northern suburbs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> which is as good of a feel as any
35:00 <Bastardly_One> heartland kind of rather than prefered areas
35:00 <Excessive> if u come, I'll show u around here etc
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'll see how the place as changed and shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I'd expect that :P
35:00 <milk> http://securus.com.au.web7.fasthit.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/Monitoring_centres_logo.jpg
36:00 <Excessive> there's North Sydney one way .......... 10 mins walk
36:00 <Excessive> and there's St Leonard's the other way .......... 10 mins again
36:00 <Excessive> and Chatswood etc .......... is 2 stops away from st Leonard's
37:00 <Excessive> $2.50 travel all day here on ur pension card
38:00 <Excessive> on everything ........ bus, train, ferry, light rail
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright $2.50 all day
41:00 <milk> http://www.westerncontrols.com.au/sites/westerncontrolscomau/assets/public/Image/Products/switchrooms/Western-Power-Control-Room-2.jpg
45:00 <Excessive> I donno if they still do it, but when I was a member of the Libs they'd send me all kinds of info .......... b4 I got housing rent assistance approval they sent me pamphlet abt how they helped with housing ........ and I was over in one of those ^ dude's place in Artarmon fo 7 months waiting ......... I got that pamphlet and I rang em abt housing etc .......... 2 days later housing rang me sayin that they approved me
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> considering what time you woke up it's safe to say you'll be around ...  I need to go for a few ... not long
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but you know how I get when I get like this 
47:00 <Excessive> k
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but this time I'm not going on an epic one
51:00 <milk> http://www.city-discovery.com/docs/243_Oslo%20Route%20Map.jpg
53:00 <munkeynuts> lolol
53:00 <Shadowgate> munkeynuts kills people of laughter
57:00 <BlackDevil> can you show me your dick?
57:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnzFRV1LwIo
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cadbury's Gorilla Advert Aug 31st 2007 (Aug 31, 2007) 1:31 - Category: Entertainment - 7,605,243 - 17,047 likes (96.6%), 607 dislikes (3.4%)
58:00 <Mew> lmfao
00:00 <munkeynuts> lol
00:00 <milk> http://www.straightdope.com/images/art/2006/060512.gif
04:00 <erlich> Excessive: how long were you a Liberal member for?
07:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmm, since abt6 the howie times
07:00 <Excessive> -6
08:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ8kXQWAh2M
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Holy Holy - Impossible Like You (Date not found) 3:32 - Category: Music - 46,377 - 393 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
08:00 <Excessive> and mabbe fo abt 10 yrs or so
09:00 <erlich> were you fairly active?
10:00 <Excessive> they used to send me invites to dinners, functions, campaigns, etc .......... never went 
12:00 <erlich> were you a uni student at one stage?
12:00 <Excessive> nevah
13:00 <Excessive> left school half way through yr 11 in like 91-ish
13:00 <Excessive> did noffin fo years but work ......... went to Meadowbank TAFE fo a while
17:00 <milk> I love drinking campaign
19:00 <munkeynuts> lol
21:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx64avzNImA
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AFI - 17 Crimes + Lyrics (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - 40,228 - 338 likes (99.4%), 2 dislikes (0.6%)
21:00 <xm> ey Ana_Ng 
22:00 <Ana_Ng> ey o xm
24:00 <xm> i have a challenge for you. form a surname using the letters from above with no repetition
28:00 <milk> oxeym
28:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU63Pertfk8
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Northeast Party House - The Haunted [Official Music Video] (Date not found) 4:08 - Category: Music - 12,037 - 162 likes (99.4%), 1 dislikes (0.6%)
28:00 <xm> milk: almost
28:00 <milk> MMmmmmmm oxy's
29:00 <xm> Time is up: The answer is Moxey.  To Turn off trivia mode type `ban xm
37:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Goebbels
39:00 <xm> do you ever put Swastika arm bands on your dinosaurs?
39:00 <xm> just to make them look more evil
40:00 <milk> mate, I'm half aboriginal/ half crocodile
41:00 <xm> now that's a family. he really did put kinder kuche kirche into practice
41:00 <xm> if you're half crocodile then we can say Aborigines have been here for hundreds of millions of years (possibly)
41:00 <xm> well you anyway
44:00 <xm> myself...im half Japanese and Aborigine.  im from up north in Broome originally. i identify as Japoriginal
44:00 <munkeynuts> the swastika is beautiful
45:00 <xm> maybe in jail, away from the distraction of IRC, you can write a best seller like Hitler too
45:00 <xm> it wasnt too long ago Mein Kempf was the #1 book in Turkey
46:00 <munkeynuts> rofl
46:00 <munkeynuts> i like that about him
46:00 <xm> anyhow, without further a Jew. im off to bed
46:00 <munkeynuts> can hate him all you want but his legacy lives on
46:00 <munkeynuts> compoundeddddddddddd
03:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5a1Cl_JOJM
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Black Keys - Turn Blue [Official Audio] (Date not found) 3:44 - Category: Music - 1,822,019 - 12,868 likes (95.4%), 615 dislikes (4.6%)
06:00 <Resool> hello BlackDevil
06:00 <Resool> hello Excessive
07:00 <Excessive> \o.
07:00 <Shadowgate> yous are funny lol
08:00 <munkeynuts> saw stills from the set of Jurassic World
08:00 <munkeynuts> one was of chris pratt, i think on a motorbike
08:00 <munkeynuts> one of a chick and one of two kids
08:00 <Shadowgate> munkeynuts nick kills of laughter
08:00 <munkeynuts> LAME!
11:00 <Resool> Shadowgate may i join your chat
13:00 <Loof> brrrrrrt
14:00 <Resool> hello Loof
17:00 <Loof> in a lot of ways, a fart is as good as a shit
21:00 <Resool> Loof very impressing try to improve a little and in about 200 years you will be a poet :)
22:00 <Shadowgate> lol resool
23:00 <Shadowgate> dr_ming_chinglao explored his book library lol
24:00 <dr_ming_chinglao> frucky frucky me no pay jews, fruck lew
25:00 <munkeynuts> Tuna Niggers
25:00 <dr_ming_chinglao> frucking jews, awrays re frucking same, no gimme money
26:00 <munkeynuts> makes some
26:00 <munkeynuts> make*
26:00 <Resool> dr_ming_chinglao whipsing out the books won't get them into your head. You have to be gentle and read them :)
27:00 <munkeynuts> wb
27:00 <Excessive> wb
27:00 <dr_ming_chinglao> wha re fruck? pray tlax? fruck! yew frucking kiddling me?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
27:00 <munkeynuts> sandra bullock and george cloony, should be having space sex in this Gravity movie
29:00 <Shadowgate> lol munkeynuts
29:00 <Resool> george does not get his pants off
29:00 <dr_ming_chinglao> mry frucking lights? ah know mah frucking lights, ah get re frucking nigger kid, lats mah frucking lights!
31:00 <Resool> dr_ming_chinglao to whom are you talking to
31:00 <munkeynuts> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10374867_10152391244539471_8166388393245020021_n.jpg?oh=de765b39fef9c0e1a83f13fe220307b1&oe=5432D225
32:00 <Bastardly_One> watch this
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
32:00 <Bastardly_One> want to see a trick?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> hold my beer
33:00 <munkeynuts> quiz time Ana_Ng
33:00 <munkeynuts> what kind of beer?
38:00 <Ana_Ng> black butte porter
38:00 <Resool> dr_ming_chinglao i would appreciate having a nice chat with you. it is up to you to choose a topic
42:00 <munkeynuts> doctor ding-a-ling!
42:00 <Shadowgate> munkeynuts said ding-a-ling it was funny
48:00 <munkeynuts> man, sandra has a great body for a chick in her forties
49:00 <munkeynuts> kinda looks like this english chick i rooted
49:00 <munkeynuts> Bastardly_One who won the football?
50:00 <munkeynuts> Houston, we have gap.
52:00 <dr_ming_chinglao> ah roould rike lew ralk abbott shine-nese
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Germany
55:00 <dr_ming_chinglao> rew no ralk abbott shine-nese?!? ah craw preese frarce!
55:00 <Bastardly_One> 4-0
55:00 <munkeynuts> k
56:00 <munkeynuts> nice
56:00 <munkeynuts> how close was the last goal
56:00 <munkeynuts> to end game
56:00 <Bastardly_One> if you saw it why ask who won? 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> goose
56:00 <munkeynuts> didnt see it
56:00 <munkeynuts> told ya
56:00 <munkeynuts> boycotting world cup 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah you said that
57:00 <munkeynuts> :P
58:00 <munkeynuts> You are Hammed
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I just watched him join channels to be banned
00:00 <munkeynuts> nice
00:00 <munkeynuts> party on shads
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Optus just shat itself
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that dude and shads EOFed at the same time
01:00 <munkeynuts> I'll be shitting sausages later today
01:00 <munkeynuts> hah
15:00 <munkeynuts> Mannnnnnnn i so predicted this movie arrrr
15:00 <munkeynuts> good movie tho!!!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, this channel is what you'd call an active channel right?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> another public channel I op in which is dead for days at a time has more ops than in here
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a bit ... sad of them
23:00 <munkeynuts> shrug
23:00 <munkeynuts> it's usually like this
24:00 <munkeynuts> good time to watch movies and read 
28:00 <munkeynuts> they need to make a game like this film
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no I mean this is a channel that I expected more ops than the other one
32:00 <munkeynuts> oh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> used to be the two biggest channels ever
32:00 <munkeynuts> better with less
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but that one is dead as in idle city for days
32:00 <munkeynuts> mmm
32:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed actually as there's more co-ordination
32:00 <munkeynuts> :P yea
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I never believed in a month of sundays I'd be offered another shot in here again ... ever
33:00 <Bastardly_One> still hasn't sunk in 
35:00 <Excessive> boilin eggs
35:00 <munkeynuts> how do you mean
35:00 <munkeynuts> and mm eggs
35:00 <Excessive> jus had like 3 nurofens
36:00 <Excessive> bittah headache
39:00 <Bastardly_One> cunt of an ip
39:00 <Excessive> y +vh?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> mental note to Sezz ... no autos
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I can't deop myself until a little higher
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <munkeynuts> fk me that Gravity film was awesome
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the voice was added after I asked her to deop me 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeeeeeeeeeeees?
41:00 <Ana_Ng> must of?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> must have
41:00 <Ana_Ng> insolence
41:00 <Excessive> I think I'mnah do half boiled and make em liquidy and put in a mug
41:00 <Excessive> 6 half done eggs
41:00 <Excessive> wif a bit ov salt
42:00 <munkeynuts> ive got a stiff one for sandra bullock again
44:00 <munkeynuts> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10302637_755823291149210_311709699586627172_n.jpg
45:00 <munkeynuts> AHA
46:00 <munkeynuts> To work in close design, by fraud or guile,
46:00 <munkeynuts> What force effected not; that he no less
46:00 <munkeynuts> At length from us may find, who overcomes
46:00 <munkeynuts> By force hath overcome but half his foe.
46:00 <munkeynuts> wb
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ta
46:00 <Bastardly_One> housemate is downloading
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and wifi is meh on this isp
47:00 <munkeynuts> true
47:00 <munkeynuts> i downloaded two movies woo
47:00 <munkeynuts> IP MAN and Lawless
47:00 <munkeynuts> can't wait to watch Ip Man
52:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
52:00 <Excessive> eheheh, filled the mug
52:00 <Excessive> fckn maaaaaaaaaaaad shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> of what?
58:00 <Excessive> eggs
58:00 <Excessive> half boiled/runny
58:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Gxin8VKZc
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Kooks - Around Town (Date not found) 6:55 - Category: Music - 429,599 - 4,698 likes (96.4%), 177 dislikes (3.6%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> is it 9am yet?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to make sure I make a call during business hours today
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and don't trust myself if I went to sleep ... not that I'm incredibly tired but yeah
04:00 <munkeynuts> mwahaha i love when another player joins your single player and tries to hack you in this game
16:00 <Excessive> wat's wif ur connection maaaaaaaan?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate I think 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he has to be downloading
18:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's dropping on my wifi bad
18:00 <munkeynuts> yer would be
18:00 <^pilot^> good morning all
18:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
19:00 <^pilot^> how goes it b1
19:00 <munkeynuts> morenun
19:00 <^pilot^> i'll be back in melbourne in two weeks
19:00 <^pilot^> morning
19:00 <^pilot^> and I am already freezing
20:00 <munkeynuts> best winter ever
20:00 <munkeynuts> so far
20:00 <munkeynuts> cold and not a lot of rain :P
20:00 <^pilot^> ......
20:00 <^pilot^> maybe for you 
20:00 <munkeynuts> lol bro i like winter
20:00 <munkeynuts> josh btw
20:00 <^pilot^> ohh
20:00 <^pilot^> as soon as you said bro 
20:00 <^pilot^> i knew 
20:00 <^pilot^> ;)
21:00 <munkeynuts> haha :P
21:00 <^pilot^> kinda really digging the new coldplay album 
21:00 <^pilot^> its a side that i never thought i'd see 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I miss Melbourne
22:00 <Bastardly_One> cannot wait for the weekend
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hope it's still on 
22:00 <^pilot^> Where are ya b1 
22:00 <^pilot^> out in the middle of bumfucknowhere ?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> a friend has offered me a couple of days away
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Ballarat
22:00 <^pilot^> ohh
22:00 <^pilot^> there there
22:00 <^pilot^> its too fkn cold here in perth 
23:00 <^pilot^> i had to do a run up to port hedland last week
23:00 <^pilot^> got back sunday night
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can't click with anyone in this fucking shithole
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
23:00 <^pilot^> every fkn morning 
23:00 <^pilot^> -2 
23:00 <^pilot^> -3 
23:00 <^pilot^> i was like ffs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm used to it 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> gets to that here in the depth of winter some nights
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
24:00 <^pilot^> I stopped in Paynes find the first night 
24:00 <^pilot^> got to -3 degrees, i was like wait what ?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Canberra and here would be 2 of the coldest populated places out
24:00 <^pilot^> plus the truck i run won't run for more than 5 minutes before it shuts down 
24:00 <^pilot^> even on high idle 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fun times
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not
26:00 <^pilot^> yeah. blanket + doona + pj's + socks = not enough 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> know the trick to keep warm?
27:00 <^pilot^> burn the fkn thing ?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep like I do ... pillow over the top part of your head 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> like over the top of your head and eyes
28:00 <Bastardly_One> or burn the thing 
29:00 <^pilot^> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQeMxWjpr-Y
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Coldplay - Midnight (Date not found) 5:08 - Category: Music - 17,578,810 - 123,987 likes (92.7%), 9,786 dislikes (7.3%)
29:00 <^pilot^> what im listening to atm
31:00 <Bastardly_One> don't tell me your problems :P
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like them
32:00 <^pilot^> really ?
33:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
33:00 <Excessive> c'mon friday
33:00 <Excessive> 3 dayz 2 go
34:00 <Excessive> I mite pill out
34:00 <Excessive> be asleep in an hour or so then
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's semen
40:00 <munkeynuts> sshhoowwer time!
45:00 <Shadowgate> munkeynuts your funny lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> weetbix and hot milk and lots of sugar
47:00 <Bastardly_One> such good comfort food
49:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
49:00 <Shadowgate> lol excessive burped
50:00 <marklar> o
50:00 <marklar> ok
50:00 <Excessive> szia faszi \o.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Shadowgate
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in your suburb for real on the weekend
54:00 <Bastardly_One> all weekend
54:00 <Bastardly_One> better move
01:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 hours until I can make this stupid call
02:00 <Excessive> who u callin?
03:00 <^pilot^> weetbix yes
03:00 <^pilot^> hot milk no 
03:00 <^pilot^> sugar, only a teaspoon
04:00 <simbo> HEY?!
04:00 <simbo> wtf?
04:00 <simbo> opps
04:00 <simbo> oops
04:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One howcome you have that %?
04:00 <Saemon> and [Maverick] too
04:00 <Saemon> wth this is bullshit
05:00 <^pilot^> he got down on his knees
05:00 <Saemon> goodbye to democracy in this room.
05:00 <^pilot^> HAHAHA
05:00 <^pilot^> Democracy
05:00 <^pilot^> this room
05:00 <^pilot^> BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
05:00 <^pilot^> come down to earth semen
05:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One and [Maverick] are like the two pettiest ppl ever
05:00 <Saemon> ok this room may have not been a democracy before
05:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooHwThDMcYU
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tempodrom - The Tempodrom (Wavemix) (Jan 21, 2010) 5:27 - Category: Music - 911 views - 5 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:00 <Saemon> but its just become 10 times worst
05:00 <^pilot^> all because they can kick ?
06:00 <^pilot^> oh come on 
06:00 <Saemon> uuuu yeah
06:00 <Saemon> and who do u think will be the victims of unjustified kicks?
06:00 <Saemon> the ppl they happen to not like.
06:00 <Saemon> #unfairness much?
06:00 <Saemon> #injustice
06:00 <Saemon> #kick-abuse
07:00 <^pilot^> #whothefuckhashtagsanymorehipster
07:00 <Saemon> me
07:00 <Saemon> now, who gave them the %?
07:00 <Saemon> was it Longie?
07:00 <Saemon> i wish to make a official formal complaint
07:00 <Bastardly_One> take it up with Serenity
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll be awesome
07:00 <Bastardly_One> make sure I'm here to see it too
07:00 <^pilot^> she took it up yours there b1 ;)
08:00 <^pilot^> ohsnap
08:00 <Saemon> this is not fair Bastardly_One cuz i know you are just gona be a cunt to me with your %
08:00 <Bastardly_One> now #crymearivercunt
08:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ask Serenity about it 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but when I'm here
08:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can piss myself laughing
08:00 <Saemon> how the fuck did u manage to even get it
09:00 <^pilot^> by not being a fuckwit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to fuck stebie
09:00 <^pilot^> thats how he got it 
09:00 <^pilot^> no please
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and maurice
09:00 <^pilot^> please
09:00 <^pilot^> please!!!!!
09:00 <^pilot^> cant forget chanop too b1
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and then go through ShadowLurker
09:00 <Saemon> ^pilot^ stop trying so hard to be included in this convo man 
10:00 <Saemon> -.-
10:00 <^pilot^> her digital minge needed some lovin too
10:00 <Bastardly_One> marko has known me for years dickhead
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and knows I've calmed heaps
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's ^pilot^
10:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record
11:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10306778_10152424172094254_1042984110408501660_n.jpg
11:00 <Saemon> oh yeah b1 ive never spoken to you about this since its happened like 2 weeks ago
11:00 <Saemon> but what do u think of the seth rollins scenario?
11:00 <Saemon> talk about a swerve right
12:00 <Bastardly_One> retarded
12:00 <Bastardly_One> should of stuck with the original plan
12:00 <Saemon> if anyone of them was gona turn the bad gau, i thought it was gona be dean ambrose
12:00 <Saemon> what was the original plan?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the plan
12:00 <Saemon> ah ic
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Abrose was gonna get jealous and turn
12:00 <Saemon> well yeah apparently it was a last minute decision on that raw episode to turn rollins heel
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you Cena is loved again
13:00 <Bastardly_One> one fucking speech man 
13:00 <munkeynuts> mmm so warm and awake now!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and they adored him all over again
13:00 <Saemon> who? the crowd?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
13:00 <Saemon> on what do u base this? last weeks raw?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> since the week after paypack
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs hurry up 9am
14:00 <Saemon> they always chant 'lets go cena, cena sucks' though he always gets that crowd reaction doesnt he?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's getting more cheers than boos again
14:00 <Saemon> ic
14:00 <Saemon> maybe theres just simpy more kids in the audience on last weeks particular raw
15:00 <Saemon> we will see todays raw
15:00 <Saemon> if he gets a good pop here, then i will agree
15:00 <Saemon> and man roman reigns....
16:00 <Saemon> i watched smackdown about of hours ago, and him vs barrett
16:00 <Saemon> him alone he was very very green
17:00 <Saemon> i see now how alot of ppl say that he only looks good in the shield group matches cuz he's got rollins and ambrose to cover his shit ring skills up
17:00 <Bastardly_One> different ... not green
17:00 <^pilot^> b1
17:00 <^pilot^> the 13's almost doneded
17:00 <Bastardly_One> think it's supposed to look that way but intentional
18:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet ^pilot^
18:00 <Saemon> nah he doesnt even sell punches properly, very awkwardly waits for the punches, and sometimes he reacts to fast - before the impacts of the punches
18:00 <Saemon> and at times he looks lost, just standing around waiting for cues instead of having a continual flow
19:00 <Saemon> and i know the difference between standing around posing, and standing around cuz of confusion
20:00 <Saemon> he needs more confidance and certainty, if unsure then just go with the flow and react, dont try and remember scripts
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you didn't read what I said 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's part of the script
21:00 <Saemon> cuz nowdays its all about scripts for these young guys, especially those who have been trained up through triple h's nxt system
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Dean just going nuts and vicious and who knows where exactly
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and Roman looking worse for wear
22:00 <Saemon> why would that be? the script has roman stressed out n stuff due to the group breaking up?
22:00 <Saemon> is that the storyline you're suggesting?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or some shit
23:00 <Bastardly_One> make them look worse and rollins seem right is another
24:00 <Saemon> ah yeah without rollins they're nothing sorta deal
24:00 <Saemon> cua he's the architect
24:00 <Saemon> i wonder how long will this 2-man incarnation of the shield will last
24:00 <Saemon> and if they break up, how it would go down
25:00 <Saemon> one of them should get to keep the ring attire, entrance music and entrance though
25:00 <Saemon> cuz its just too awesome to not use
25:00 <Saemon> would be such a waste 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they might be bringing in a chick
25:00 <Bastardly_One> from UFC
25:00 <Saemon> to be a diva?
25:00 <Saemon> or to be in the shield?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> to be part of the shield
26:00 <Saemon> fuck no
26:00 <Bastardly_One> someone on twitter ... a fan suggested it 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and she replied she'd be into it 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and Reigns said he liked the idea
26:00 <Saemon> well i certainly hope its just that, idle twitter banter
27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on that ewrestling news you love so much
27:00 <Saemon> i cant find it
29:00 <Saemon> oh well the shield as i know and love it is gone anyway
29:00 <Bastardly_One> there somewhere
29:00 <Saemon> they may do what they will with it
30:00 <Saemon> haha zeb coulter and lana fueding
30:00 <Saemon> its about fucken time
30:00 <Saemon> i was wondering when are they gona cross paths, the uber american patriot and the russian lady dissin the hell out of america
31:00 <Saemon> its kinda lame to not have them acknowledge eachother in the past
33:00 <Saemon> man i used to have the hugest hugest crush on asksana man
34:00 <Saemon> back when she was a ditzy blonde on fcw and nxt
34:00 <Excessive> ghey
34:00 <Saemon> wat a shame shes fired
34:00 <Excessive> oh
34:00 <Excessive> soz
34:00 <Excessive> thought u were talkin abt some dude
34:00 <Saemon> hehe im bi so its all good man 
35:00 <Saemon> i dont take offence to that
35:00 <Excessive> fck onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn then
36:00 <Saemon> wat other big news goin on 
36:00 <Excessive> I have an extra 150 bux this pay around
36:00 <Saemon> how about game of thrones huh
36:00 <^pilot^> Rob
36:00 <Saemon> how it all went down 
36:00 <Saemon> damn
36:00 <Excessive> I can have a pasy without payin anythin out
36:00 <Excessive> -s
37:00 <Saemon> they had the tyrion killin shae and tywin scene downpat 
37:00 <Excessive> it only happens like 3 o 4 times a year
37:00 <Saemon> exactly how i envisioned it when reasing the books
37:00 <Saemon> the tower, the dark gloomy atmosphere
37:00 <Saemon> tywins chambers
37:00 <Excessive> like when the optus bill gets ahead of the month v's my pay
37:00 <Saemon> but its lame for both the book and show
38:00 <Saemon> on tywins character development
38:00 <Saemon> to have him sleepin with a whore out of nowhere all of a sudden
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah those pays are great Excessive
38:00 <Saemon> its so random and just reeks of rushed, lazy and sloppy writing by the fat man
39:00 <Excessive> aye
39:00 <Saemon> 'hrm which popular character could i kill of next just for the shock factor for the fans and attention it would garner?"
40:00 <Saemon> "oh oh oh how about tywin. ok cool so he dies. oh but how? oh ok lets just have him fuck the whore that his son loves and have his son kill him yeah! my stories are so controversial"
41:00 <Saemon> it would have made more sense if they had hinted somewhere earler that tywin actually secretly likes whores
41:00 <Saemon> and just been showing hatred all this time just to antagonise tyrion
42:00 <Saemon> this is like in star wars in ep 4 a new hope
42:00 <Saemon> how darth vader was never meant to be a major character at all
42:00 <Saemon> just another cliche over the top lacky villain
43:00 <Saemon> and then after he finished ep 4 lucas suddenly had the idea of making the entire thing about a character called anakin skywalker
44:00 <Saemon> and then since darth vader doesnt really have an identity behind the mask and suit
44:00 <Saemon> lets just make anakin and darth vader the same person
44:00 <Saemon> wth why not right?
44:00 <Saemon> and then just retcon the shit out of the established dialogues already spoken in ep 4 a new hope
45:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1378853_10201240219882174_1868553605147761927_n.jpg
46:00 <Saemon> "obi wan kenobi said that darth vader killed anakin skywalker, oh wait, what he meant was - when anakin skywalker became darth vader, anakin didnt exist anymore, so in a sense, darth vader did kill anakin skywalker...."
46:00 <Saemon> wat a load of horsepiss
46:00 <Saemon> but i admit
47:00 <Saemon> its a good explanation though
47:00 <Saemon> could have been something worser
48:00 <Bastardly_One> way early for him marko
48:00 <^pilot^> he joined
48:00 <Bastardly_One> try about 9ish east coast
48:00 <^pilot^> he should be on 
48:00 <^pilot^> and besides
48:00 <^pilot^> i gotta get going shortly
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so he did 
48:00 <Saemon> who the hell is marko
48:00 <^pilot^> me 
48:00 <^pilot^> im hell 
48:00 <Saemon> and isnt it spelled marco?
48:00 <^pilot^> No 
48:00 <^pilot^> it's spelled hell
48:00 <Saemon> why is it spelt try hardish like that
49:00 <Bastardly_One> same reason you talk shit for ages no-one cares about?
49:00 <^pilot^> because, unlike you, i have taken my concrete tablets today
49:00 <Bastardly_One> because?
50:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah crash, l8ers \o.
50:00 <^pilot^> cya man
51:00 <Saemon> damn b1 have u read foleys book the hardcore diaries?
51:00 <Saemon> makes ecw guys seem so shitty
52:00 <Saemon> in a honest, good natured kinda way
52:00 <Saemon> he talks about his time there etc what it was like
53:00 <Bastardly_One> bits of it 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> not a lot of it
58:00 <Saemon> i like his sense of humour
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so do I 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and his novel I have 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> for a whole dollar it cost me 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> is really good
59:00 <Saemon> it ma be corny and cheesy at times but it definately fits his onscreen persona as well, i like to think what we see on tv is what he is like in real life
59:00 <Saemon> have u ever met him before?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nope but from all reports he pretty much is same
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love to 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought Edge had some great stories in person
00:00 <Saemon> yeah out of all of them he actually seems like a good guy
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but Mick would be mesmerising to listen to
00:00 <Saemon> haha
01:00 <Saemon> he and egde are good mates it seems
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the edge was tellin' me how he went all the way to do this match in texas
01:00 <Bastardly_One> from like Toronto
01:00 <Saemon> he talks about it in the book, edge and christian were his croonies back in the days
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was in a barn with a bunch of hicks
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but he still did it as a gig is a gig
02:00 <Bastardly_One> a bit more to it but that was the basics of it 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious the way he told hit too but he was making a point too
02:00 <Saemon> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that he didn't give a fuck what it took ... he did the shit out of love and wanting to get where he got
03:00 <Saemon> damn
03:00 <Saemon> u could really see the diff between someone like that, and someone like goldberg
03:00 <Saemon> who was only in it for the money
03:00 <Saemon> no love for wrestling at all
04:00 <Saemon> i love the al snow disses foley does too in his books
04:00 <Saemon> its hilarious
05:00 <Saemon> hrm so far ive read foleys book
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so precooled are you a real female or just a female name in your whois?
06:00 <Saemon> started regals, but it seemed boring
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if Saemon thinks you're female he might stop boring the rest of the channel and hit on you or something
06:00 <Saemon> started bischoffs, and suprisingly, not much wrestling related stuff in it
06:00 <Saemon> just stuff from his life outside of wrestling
06:00 <Saemon> is like, uhhhh...im only interested in you because of your role in wrestling
07:00 <Saemon> jerichos books were awesome
07:00 <Saemon> i'd rate them the same as foleys
07:00 <precooled> last time i checked i was a real female............but hey who knows for sure these days
07:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt can talk about himself forever man 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> like forever
07:00 <Saemon> if not better, simply because i read jerichos books first
07:00 <Saemon> haha really?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> precooled, welcome to hell then :D
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah really
08:00 <precooled> why thank you
08:00 <Bastardly_One> like fuck up already you prima donna arsehole
08:00 <Saemon> is he rude as well though?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he's too up himself to be rude
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <Saemon> what does that mean
08:00 <Bastardly_One> all he cared about one tour was how his shit record was going
08:00 <Saemon> ah ic
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's that into himself IMO I dont think he's capable of knowing if he's rude or not
09:00 <Bastardly_One> like seriously I don't care shut up!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> like Rick Flair without the drugs
09:00 <Saemon> that sorta sounds like a branch of aspergers
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking annoying simply put
10:00 <Saemon> lol and with the drugs?
10:00 <Saemon> or alcohol?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> CM Punk is really that rude though
10:00 <Saemon> wow really?
10:00 <precooled> is this wrestling?
10:00 <Saemon> ive read that he is a asshole backstage n all
10:00 <Saemon> but seemed like just rumours
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yep precooled
11:00 <precooled> hmmmmmmmmm
11:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he's a rude prick full stop
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but love him to death
11:00 <Saemon> why?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> just is 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what you see is pretty much him
11:00 <Saemon> why would u like him if he's a rude prick?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> dead honest
11:00 <Saemon> ah ic
11:00 <Bastardly_One> if he's not having an awesome day
11:00 <Saemon> true
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not gonna be a show face
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's gonna be ... fuck off
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not working so fuck you
12:00 <Saemon> so no fakery and two-faced ness etc
12:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
12:00 <Bastardly_One> must admit though in Melbourne it was hilarious
13:00 <Bastardly_One> some fan ... really like a middle aged bogan yob
13:00 <Bastardly_One> is pissing in his pocket and he's so eyerolling and shit and the guy couldn't see it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and I burst out laughing from a distance of about 30 feet
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Phil appreciated that 
13:00 <Saemon> haha
14:00 <Bastardly_One> strode past, shook my hand with a wink and kept going 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no words at all ... just that wry grin
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious
14:00 <Saemon> apparently he and aj lee just married like yesterday or so
14:00 <simba>  Saemon wants 2 marry a WWF wrestler hahahahahaha
14:00 <simba> 1 that can carry him 2 bed
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard basically she's part of the reason he got pissy
14:00 <Saemon> hell yeah i'd marry the undertaker
15:00 <Saemon> or masked 99 era kane
15:00 <Bastardly_One> like you know how he likes his mates and shit to get decent deals
15:00 <Saemon> 98-99
15:00 <Saemon> ah ic
15:00 <Bastardly_One> well, she became yesterday's nutter when they decided on Alicia Fox
15:00 <Saemon> ah interesting
16:00 <Bastardly_One> divas is even more fake
16:00 <Saemon> i would have thought he would be mad that they gave the divas title to paige from aj lee
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and practically no last second changes
16:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact I can't think of one in 2 - 3 yrs
16:00 <Saemon> tite changes?
17:00 <Saemon> title*
17:00 <Saemon> no one really cares anywau i reckon lol
17:00 <munkeynuts> ahahaha
17:00 <munkeynuts> i had someone invade my single player in watch dogs
17:00 <munkeynuts> and Saemon u remember saying about the dude train surfing
17:00 <Saemon> they're just simply there so as to prevent ppl from accusing them of being sexist
17:00 <munkeynuts> this gamer just got on top my car n i took them car surfing around the city rofl
18:00 <munkeynuts> then i got out n shot them dead.
18:00 <munkeynuts> wb
18:00 <Bastardly_One> rude
18:00 <simba> Saemon is entranced by wrestling conversation
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ta
18:00 <Saemon> no one really cares anywau i reckon lol
18:00 <Saemon> they're just simply there so as to prevent ppl from accusing them of being sexist
18:00 <Saemon> the divas
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I see you took my command :P
18:00 <Saemon> and wee
18:00 <Saemon> wwe
18:00 <Bastardly_One> good people
18:00 <munkeynuts> wot commant
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the divas are for fap material
19:00 <Bastardly_One> for the fat dads bringing their kids
19:00 <Saemon> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> My 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> suggestion to speak
19:00 <munkeynuts> Big
19:00 <munkeynuts> Fat
19:00 <munkeynuts> Nipple
19:00 <Saemon> what is the undertaker like?
19:00 <Saemon> in real life
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this convo having a use by date
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking nice guy
19:00 <Saemon> never heard a bad thing about him
19:00 <Saemon> wow
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not menancing once you get past the height
19:00 <Saemon> thats awesome
20:00 <Bastardly_One> was his idea totally to get Vince to give me some money to play poker with him and JBL
20:00 <simba> this is the best conversation Saemon has had since the year 2000 ticked over and he found another guy on his own in the CBD who happened to love WWF wrestling
20:00 <Saemon> someone in his position could easily become pig-headed and a massive prick
20:00 <simba> what a new years that was
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I love poker and so he invited me to play
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but actually walking up to vince
20:00 <Bastardly_One> saying give me $500
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and handing it to me 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> was like ... wtf?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm in 
21:00 <Saemon> lol now what the hell was vince like irl?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome night and my favourite tour
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <Saemon> is he reallt the devil?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> just an old fuck
21:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... runs a business and looks after his money bags
21:00 <Saemon> so not intimindating?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> still likes it his way
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but what boss doesn't?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> not to me personally no
21:00 <Saemon> i guess he'd only be intimindating if he was your boss 
22:00 <Saemon> if hes not, then just another person
22:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't even think that much of him at all except he's the one that makes the crap happen
22:00 <Saemon> he just seems like a big deal to me atm because of foleys book
22:00 <Saemon> talks about vince alot
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a cunt to work for apparently
22:00 <Saemon> that, plus the mr.mahon charater he plays
23:00 <Saemon> oh yeah definately....you hear all sorts of rumous
23:00 <simba> he just owns the business and put himself as a character on the tv show lol
23:00 <simba> must have a GianT EGo
23:00 <Saemon> the dark side of it all....pat patterson preying on the young up and coming guys etc back in the days
24:00 <Saemon> if u wanted a push, u had to do him "favors"
25:00 <Saemon> kane seems like a boring dude irl
25:00 <Saemon> he is like beast from x-men
25:00 <simba> when did u meet kane?
25:00 <Saemon> he'd be in the library in a cheap suit holdin a encyclopedia
25:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One have u met kane?
26:00 <simba> no i mean u
26:00 <Saemon> i havent
26:00 <simba> but howd u know what hes like irl
26:00 <Saemon> i dont, it was an assumption
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
26:00 <simba> ohhhhhhh
27:00 <Saemon> mna triple h, hbk and kevin nash back in the days seemed like such bastards from the stories u hear
27:00 <Saemon> all the baskstabbings and politics backstage
27:00 <Saemon> have u ever met hbk?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
28:00 <Saemon> about bout the other 2?
28:00 <Saemon> nash seems like a real prick
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Paul Big Nose is alright 
28:00 <Saemon> from all his interviews 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> well used to be 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> never met nash
28:00 <Bastardly_One> HHH was ok 2 yrs before he became CEO
29:00 <Saemon> only 2 years?
29:00 <Saemon> wat about all the years before that?
29:00 <Saemon> i wonder what he was like when he was with chyna
30:00 <Saemon> but back then he already seemed like a prick, him and hbk alledgedly tried like hell to hold the rock down 
30:00 <Saemon> back in like 97
30:00 <Saemon> but vince luckily wouldnt listen to it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
30:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously are you limited to just GoT and WWE?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting pretty bored right now
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like talking about soaps forever
31:00 <Bastardly_One> because that's all it is ... a soap opera
32:00 <Saemon> ok one last question: have you ever met any of the classic legends i.e roddy pipper, dusty rhodes, terry funk, ricky steamboat etc?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> some
33:00 <Saemon> wat were they like?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> some also I was too young to remember
33:00 <Saemon> oh
33:00 <Saemon> i meant as in recently like on the tours when u met taker n stuff
33:00 <Bastardly_One> like George the Animal Steele has held me in his arms as a baby kind of shit
33:00 <Saemon> oh ic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... no recently ... why do old men who made their money wanna come out here for nothing?
34:00 <Saemon> i would assume alot of them would be desperate and broke and desperate to be relevant again
35:00 <Saemon> hence wwe legends house lol
35:00 <Saemon> u can tell roddy piper is ashamed to be in it
35:00 <simba> old men dont want/need/care about fame thats 4 young nieve people like u
36:00 <Saemon> no way any true real legends of the industry like stone cold, the rock, taker hbk would be in it
36:00 <simba> loool
36:00 <Saemon> simba tell that to ric flair mate
36:00 <simba> legend 2 u does not = legend
36:00 <Saemon> and hulk hogan
37:00 <Saemon> especially hulk hogan
37:00 <simba> the wwe brought hulk hogan back 2 get ratings up didnt they
37:00 <simba> cos they were slipping 
37:00 <simba> theyre characters not people, Saemon
37:00 <simba> they dont make decisions
37:00 <simba> theyre written into tv shows
37:00 <Saemon> thats possibly one of the reasons
37:00 <simba> dont you get that
37:00 <simba> theyre characters written into a tv show they dont go "im ric flair i love this job im staying forever"
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <Saemon> but he was mainly bought back to promote the WWE Network
38:00 <simba> do u get how it all works
38:00 <Saemon> notice how now that the network is up and running
38:00 <Saemon> he's not featured anymore
38:00 <Saemon> WWE is petty
38:00 <simba> i wonder if u even get the basics like that
38:00 <Saemon> they remember his little stint in TNA
38:00 <precooled> i think all thoses wrestlers are mega athletes
38:00 <munkeynuts> lol@simba
39:00 <munkeynuts> remind me of Harvey Levin on TMZ
39:00 <Saemon> precooled they are
39:00 <munkeynuts> he tries to explain things to people and they just dont get it
39:00 <Saemon> you can tell just by looking at their body
39:00 <Saemon> and u gota be really atheletic to do that they do in the ring
39:00 <precooled> yea but i mean the way they do the falls and wrestling moves are remarkable
39:00 <Saemon> good cardio and endurance and strentgh
40:00 <simba> Saemon do you acknowledge that the characters dont make decisions for themselves like that or do you believe something else, im not sure what Saemon believes tbh, he seems to believe the fairytale still despite being 27
40:00 <munkeynuts> parkour is remarkable
40:00 <simba> lol is parkour when people just run on stuff
40:00 <Saemon> simba its just escapism
40:00 <Saemon> ppl can find pleasure in that
40:00 <Bastardly_One> My net is being gay
40:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck 
41:00 <Saemon> the real world sucks. ppl kill eachother go on shooting rampages, terriots kills in the name of religion
41:00 <Bastardly_One> most times I'd be pissy at that 
41:00 <Saemon> world is a fucked up place mang
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... seeing as you don't know when you're politely told 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that the convo is getting boring
41:00 <Saemon> if one finds pleasure in another reality
41:00 <Saemon> then i say why not
41:00 <simba> but you didnt answer my question Saemon, do you know theyre just characters in a tv show they have scripts written for them 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pretty happy my net is fucking up
41:00 <Saemon> not always simba
41:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
41:00 <munkeynuts> lol yer simba
41:00 <simba> so you dont acknowledge this.....
41:00 <Saemon> veterans like the rock and stone cold and foley
42:00 <Saemon> and paul heyman
42:00 <munkeynuts> it's more than free running though
42:00 <simba> you genuinely believe those old wrestlers are there because they demand it
42:00 <Saemon> they are allowed to say things naturallty
42:00 <Saemon> they dont get scripts
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <simba> amazing
42:00 <simba> r u sure u arent 17
42:00 <munkeynuts> is cool cause it's french and in the new ac game you pull off awesome (and real) parkour moves :P
42:00 <munkeynuts> b r u amazd?
43:00 <simba> is that panda talking about TMZ?
43:00 <munkeynuts> yes
43:00 <munkeynuts> sey WHuT?
43:00 <simba> god
43:00 <Saemon> tmz is funny i like it
43:00 <Saemon> the host is funny
43:00 <simba> u would like it
43:00 <munkeynuts> i don't mind it
43:00 <simba> u have the mind of a teenage girl
43:00 <munkeynuts> don't particularly like it
43:00 <Saemon> and how the others all chime in to talk
44:00 <Saemon> its like they are all good friends
44:00 <munkeynuts> oh him
44:00 <munkeynuts> i would knock boots with the blonde
45:00 <Saemon> well Bastardly_One
45:00 <Saemon> i just want to say that the convo in the past hour
45:00 <Saemon> i had a good time bro
45:00 <munkeynuts> shhh
45:00 <munkeynuts> take this one moment
45:00 <munkeynuts> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10352612_643869425691211_3248558110370076190_n.jpg
45:00 <munkeynuts> puppies.
45:00 <simba> lool
45:00 <munkeynuts> ^look puppies
45:00 <munkeynuts> lol
45:00 <simba> i had a good time bro
45:00 <Saemon> wtf
46:00 <Saemon> he quitted
46:00 <munkeynuts> his net dropped
46:00 <simba> as B1 was kind enough to entertain your gay fantasies where you genuinely believe that tv show is real
46:00 <munkeynuts> wifi n his roomate is downloading
46:00 <Saemon> oh ic 
46:00 <simba> youll probably go off at hiim tomorrow when you embarass yourself in front of people again
46:00 <munkeynuts> i have gay fantasies too you know :/
46:00 <simba> we know
46:00 <Saemon> nah sometimes we have bonding moments
47:00 <Saemon> like we had abit not so long ago simba
47:00 <simba> you werent bonding he was just entertaining you 
47:00 <Saemon> but now u seem to hate me again :s
47:00 <simba> and your childish questions about "what wrestlers are like IRL" lol
47:00 <simba> i dont hate n e 1 ok
47:00 <simba> especially u u r too funny to hate
47:00 <Saemon> well you're being mean to me 
47:00 <Saemon> so...
47:00 <simba> like a little boy who wears a dress
48:00 <simba> am i being mean
48:00 <simba> i just wanted to know if you really believe those wrestlers have as much clout as you think they do
48:00 <simba> and u do
48:00 <simba> which is funey
48:00 <munkeynuts> fluppies
48:00 <munkeynuts> so anyway
48:00 <Saemon> some does
48:00 <Saemon> like the rock
48:00 <munkeynuts> i downloaded a sick martial art film
48:00 <Saemon> and brock lesnar
48:00 <munkeynuts> about the life of the man that trained bruce lee
49:00 <munkeynuts> YIP MAN
49:00 <Saemon> they get to demand the contracts terms
49:00 <Saemon> how much they get paid
49:00 <munkeynuts> and like yer it looks sick 
49:00 <simba> no either u r trolling or u r a teenager Saemon pick 1
49:00 <Saemon> how much they have to appear etc
49:00 <munkeynuts> sicker than wrestling
49:00 <Saemon> how about i pick the 3rd option 
49:00 <Saemon> im a wrestling fan.
49:00 <munkeynuts> he knows
49:00 <simba> u need to go look up how it all really works ask B1 next time or something
49:00 <munkeynuts> hes just breakin ur balls
50:00 <munkeynuts> simba = Mulciber irl
50:00 <munkeynuts> BEWARE ALL HUMANS
50:00 <simba> i think youll find no matter the profile of the wreslter theyre still a part of the cog 
50:00 <Saemon> hehe precooled
50:00 <simba> theyre not special parts of the mach9ine
50:00 <simba> just parts of the cog
50:00 <simba> like all wrestlers
50:00 <Saemon> precooled what size shoe do you wear?
51:00 <munkeynuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUx3CvRg3co
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KiD CuDi - Day 'n' Nite [HIGH QUALITY] (Mar 8, 2010) 3:47 - Category: Music - 160,416 - 551 likes (97.3%), 15 dislikes (2.7%)
51:00 <precooled> ummmmmm 7
51:00 <precooled> wresters are entertainers
51:00 <simba> im not interested in ur new gay hip hop man
51:00 <munkeynuts> that's not hiphop
51:00 <munkeynuts> lol!
51:00 <Saemon> wats your favourite nail polish color precooled?
51:00 <munkeynuts> i spose it is but it feels more dancey
51:00 <precooled> lol black
52:00 <Saemon> nice
52:00 <Saemon> thats like paige
52:00 <Saemon> shes a female WWE wrestler
52:00 <simba> whoops sorry hes an actor with aspirations 2 become a rapper lol 
52:00 <Saemon> shes really attractive
52:00 <Saemon> and also aj lee
52:00 <simba> holy shit i know that song i cant believe u linked 2 it
53:00 <simba> thats HQ shit
53:00 <Saemon> same
53:00 <Saemon> i like him as an actor too
53:00 <munkeynuts> lol
53:00 <Saemon> he is really funny 
53:00 <munkeynuts> haha yer
53:00 <precooled> yep, a good actor
53:00 <Saemon> he's the only wreslter who was able to be good at acting
53:00 <Saemon> alot have tried
53:00 <Saemon> especially hulk hogan
53:00 <Saemon> he even changed his name to hollywood hulk hogan
54:00 <munkeynuts> i remember him
54:00 <precooled> true, i seen stonecold in a few movies....not real good
54:00 <Saemon> but all he managed to be in was corny kid movies
54:00 <munkeynuts> as a babysitter in some movie
54:00 <munkeynuts> he wore a pink tutu
54:00 <munkeynuts> SOME FUCKING REAL MAN THAT HULK HOGAN
54:00 <precooled> yes
54:00 <munkeynuts> pussy
54:00 <Saemon> playin the lovable idiot hero role
54:00 <munkeynuts> yo
54:00 <munkeynuts> news flash
54:00 <munkeynuts> he's an idiot irl.
54:00 <Saemon> yeah stone cold lol
54:00 <munkeynuts> bursts yur buble!
54:00 <Saemon> i like stone cold
54:00 <precooled> the marine was good....what was the wrestler in that again
54:00 <Saemon> and i cringe at his attempts in acting
55:00 <Saemon> john cena?
55:00 <precooled> thats him
55:00 <Saemon> i havent seen it
55:00 <Saemon> lol you should see kurt angles movie
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Jesus
55:00 <Saemon> it was made by tna
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he is still going
55:00 <precooled> good movie, and they made a second one but john cena isn't in it
56:00 <Saemon> me and precooled are talking wrestling now Bastardly_One
56:00 <Saemon> yeah i think it was randy orton
56:00 <Saemon> and now there is a 3rd one
56:00 <Saemon> starring the miz
56:00 <Saemon> kane had a movie
56:00 <Saemon> see no evil
57:00 <Saemon> havent seen it though
57:00 <precooled> and some horror movie but im not sure who the wrestler is in it
57:00 <Saemon> yep thats the one, kane in see no evil
57:00 <precooled> i seen that one, poorly made
57:00 <Saemon> lol
57:00 <Saemon> i like wwe, but they should stick to wrestling
57:00 <Saemon> cuz most of thier movies are rubbish
58:00 <precooled> i agree
58:00 <precooled> my sons were right into wrestling when they were younger, now they're back into it again and they are 23 and 26
59:00 <Modular> wrestling is what appeals to rednecks and hicks
59:00 <precooled> so much somy eldest is buying a ring and learning moves so he can tech
59:00 <Saemon> teach in australia?
59:00 <Saemon> cool
59:00 <Modular> precooled they do know it's just acting right?
59:00 <precooled> yep
59:00 <Modular> none of it is real
59:00 <Modular> it's all just pretend fighting
00:00 <precooled> yea they know modular
00:00 <marklar> fakk
01:00 <precooled> yea but how many of us could get in the ring and fall without breaking something
01:00 <Bastardly_One> tell them to go to the mob in sunshine
01:00 <Bastardly_One> they run a school there
01:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember what it's called now
01:00 <calimari> i'm lucky i don't fall off the toilet in the morning
01:00 <precooled> we are in the riverina
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ah damn
02:00 <precooled> lol calimari
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm half way between Melb and you 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> sorta
02:00 <calimari> ;)
02:00 <Saemon> if they are active in the australian indy wrestling scene 
02:00 <Saemon> i wonder if they know emma?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs no-one does
02:00 <precooled> i think my son looks at it as a way to get kids of the street
02:00 <marklar> ok :)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent idea precooled
02:00 <Saemon> cuz thats probably where she started before she joined wwe
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hope that works out for real
03:00 <precooled> plus he loves wrestling lol
03:00 <precooled> yea i do to
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah where I am get BWP matches
03:00 <calimari> those hangovers reaallly hurt sometimes
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or is that BPW
03:00 <Saemon> definately a good idea. theres already alot of boxing programs etc to get kids off the streets
03:00 <Bastardly_One> either which
03:00 <Saemon> and boxing in itself isnt really safe, specially for kids
04:00 <marklar> +jobbszusogas K ulveodvisels +JObbfulcsenges
04:00 <Saemon> wats better than real fighting? 
04:00 <Saemon> pretend fighting.
04:00 <Saemon> lol
05:00 <Saemon> those kids in like, thailand
05:00 <Saemon> who are already pros in muay thai
05:00 <Saemon> they are fucken crazy man 
05:00 <Saemon> look at them kick the living shit out of eachother in the ring
05:00 <Saemon> as the adults cheer on and place bets
06:00 <Saemon> lol imagine the uproar if something like tha was held here
06:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
06:00 <Saemon> do u now precooled?
06:00 <Saemon> know*
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
07:00 <calimari> ciao 4 now... gotta see how the usa is doing in soccer
07:00 <Bastardly_One> first time I met her
07:00 <Saemon> ic
07:00 <munkeynuts> thought it was a chick
07:00 <Saemon> she might be good for u 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> think it might of been the first time she's been in here
07:00 <Saemon> want me to hook you up?
07:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> hey its not everyday i meet another chatter who likes wwe
07:00 <calimari> btw... greetings from new york city ... latex
07:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> if u dont mind
07:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> can i ask how old are you and your genger?
07:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> gender*
07:00 <Saemon> <precooled> im 46 and female
07:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> cool i was just curious
07:00 <munkeynuts> did uno girl have nippel
07:00 <munkeynuts> lik fore nippels
08:00 <Saemon> she has sons that are 25 and 26
08:00 <Saemon> imagine if i fucked her
08:00 <Saemon> lol
09:00 <Saemon> she may as well have spit roast with her 2 sons 
09:00 <Saemon> hrm to shes 46 and her eldest child is 26
09:00 <Saemon> so she had a baby at 20 it seems
09:00 <Saemon> damn
10:00 <Saemon> 46 is like, prime milf material still
10:00 <Saemon> sable is like 46 now
10:00 <Saemon> and damn i would reck her UP
12:00 <munkeynuts> WhuT teh?!
12:00 <munkeynuts> 46 is fkn old
12:00 <munkeynuts> if they arent a fkn movie star
12:00 <munkeynuts> n can afford to srsly look good
12:00 <Saemon> oh yeah true hey
13:00 <munkeynuts> like sandra bullock oh man she looks good
13:00 <munkeynuts> imagine if she were just some random aussie, she'd look terrible
13:00 <munkeynuts> YUCK
13:00 <Saemon> only movie stars look good at 46 because of all the money they have to take care of their appearance
13:00 <Saemon> sugery, botox etc
13:00 <munkeynuts> ;)
13:00 <Saemon> hrm
13:00 <Saemon> i wouldnt say all oridinary ladies look bad at 46 though
14:00 <Saemon> there are some who takes care of themselves
14:00 <Saemon> keep fit 
14:00 <Saemon> etc they still look good
15:00 <munkeynuts> yeah but at our age
15:00 <munkeynuts> 46 is old
15:00 <munkeynuts> 38 is old
15:00 <Saemon> true
15:00 <munkeynuts> im 32 this yr
16:00 <munkeynuts> 46 will be nice when im 38 
16:00 <munkeynuts> lol
16:00 <Saemon> oh its you pandas
16:00 <munkeynuts> yurr
16:00 <Saemon> i thought u might have been incest guy
16:00 <munkeynuts> who the
17:00 <munkeynuts> if only i had a hot sister
17:00 <munkeynuts> ;D
17:00 <Saemon> ok heres the story, theres this guy i used to chat to alot in pm
17:00 <Saemon> he'd pm me out of nowhere 
17:00 <Saemon> he'd always used different nicks
17:00 <Saemon> while me the same nick
17:00 <xm> was his name steve?
17:00 <Saemon> so it was a case of he contacting me only, when he felt like it
17:00 <munkeynuts> i am the man of a million nicks
17:00 <Saemon> i cant remember his name
18:00 <xm> what did he talk about?
18:00 <munkeynuts> there's a movie about me called idgaf
18:00 <xm> are you the guy that uses a Mac?
18:00 <Saemon> but he'd always go on about his cousin or half sister or something
18:00 <Saemon> inces
18:00 <Saemon> he'd always go on about that
18:00 <Saemon> how he knows its disgusting etc
19:00 <Saemon> and that i must think he's wrong
19:00 <Saemon> but he likes her or something
19:00 <munkeynuts> well
19:00 <munkeynuts> 2nd cousin isnt wrong
19:00 <Saemon> yeah he was in his 30s i think and she her 20s
19:00 <xm> the higher the number the sexier it is
20:00 <Saemon> he spoke alot
20:00 <xm> she was a 9 man
20:00 <Saemon> and now he's not around anymore
20:00 <xm> 9th cousin
20:00 <munkeynuts> lol
20:00 <Saemon> just wondering if hes here, or if he was one of you
20:00 <Saemon> because during that time i wasnt a regular 
20:00 <Saemon> here
20:00 <xm> he's here. either you or part of your imagination. same source
20:00 <Saemon> so cant remember his nick and you guys nicks
21:00 <xm> yes, and you're telling us because you're running out of shock stories or you have some sort of sick fetish
24:00 <munkeynuts> if i just saw Amber Heard in the new transformers movie trailer
24:00 <Saemon> nah i just come up with interesting though provoking incest scenarios like: if a father had a daughter at 20 yrs old, and then went off to fight a war, and came back 20 yrs later and his daughter was now 20, and his wife passed away, and he hasnt seen his daughter since she was a baby and did not know she at 20, is his daughter, and she looks identical to her mum - his wife, when she was 
24:00 <Saemon> 20, the woman he fell in love with, would he then have feelings for his daughter? (bear in mind, he doesnt know its his daughter, to him its just a young 20 yr old woman who looks like his beloved deceased wife)
24:00 <munkeynuts> i am so going to see it
24:00 <munkeynuts> looks epic
24:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking die you cant of a net!
25:00 <Saemon> but this incest guy im talkin about was the real deal
25:00 <Saemon> he was in a real dilemma about his cousin or something
25:00 <Saemon> not racist but he was probably greek
25:00 <Saemon> dont they do shit like this
26:00 <Saemon> parents matching cousins up and arrange marriages
26:00 <Saemon> extend the family etc
27:00 <xm> Saemon: there is a name for that. it's called "genetic attraction"
27:00 <Saemon> ah yep i heard of that
27:00 <xm> people get counselling before they meet relatives they havent seen for some time and it covers that
28:00 <xm> it happens more than you think. and when you hear about incest in the media it's often the cause
28:00 <Saemon> someone here was also talking about how psycologically, something prevents us from thinking sexually about ppl we've grown up with or see grow up
29:00 <Saemon> natures way of preventing incest
29:00 <Saemon> so say, your mates daughter who've you seen grow up, now shes 21
29:00 <xm> well look up abuse stats. whether it's physical or sexual it's higher if they are non-related
29:00 <Saemon> u wont see her in a sexual light
30:00 <xm> just post the Dumb & Dumber To plot right now
30:00 <Saemon> ?
31:00 <Saemon> i wonder if there are any gay twins
31:00 <Saemon> who also happen to have genetic attraction
31:00 <Saemon> lol
31:00 <xm> they have a higher rate of being gay
31:00 <mandyjane> u just went full retard Saemon
31:00 <xm> and the more older brothers you have, the more likely too
31:00 <mandyjane> never go full retard
31:00 <Saemon> that would be as close to fucking yourself as possible
31:00 <Saemon> lol mandyjane
31:00 <xm> but as for being gay with each other...
32:00 <mandyjane> semester is over, guys
32:00 <munkeynuts> lol
32:00 <munkeynuts> natures way of preventing incest
32:00 <munkeynuts> it's not incest to marry your first cousin
32:00 <xm> Saemon must go to nightclubs and think the whole place is full of lesbians when he sees girls kissing
32:00 <munkeynuts> it happened for a long long time
32:00 <Saemon> the spanish hasburgs dynasty man
32:00 <Saemon> thats how they died out
32:00 <munkeynuts> all of us have ancestors that were first cousin marriages
32:00 <xm> 'must be a a gay bar. woops' *walks out*
32:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
32:00 <Saemon> incest from like 1500 til like 1800s
33:00 <xm> yeah, the hapsburg jaw
33:00 <munkeynuts> incest is fucking your sister or your mother
33:00 <xm> i think that's still around
33:00 <Saemon> lol xm yeah
33:00 <Saemon> how about that 'the hills have eyes' family they found right here a few months ago
33:00 <munkeynuts> people were wedding girls of 14 just last century
33:00 <Saemon> in rural NSW
33:00 <munkeynuts> in australia
33:00 <munkeynuts> marrying cousins
34:00 <Saemon> munkeynuts that happens like everyday atm in like india and saudi arabia etc
34:00 <xm> not really India
35:00 <xm> Pakistan you mean
35:00 <Saemon> wats the diff
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm starting my day 
35:00 <xm> and plenty of other places in the Middle East
35:00 <xm> it's huge
35:00 <Bastardly_One> until later 
35:00 <Saemon> they were all one countru
35:00 <Saemon> before 1947
35:00 <Saemon> or something
35:00 <xm> you could also say the entire world was Pangea too
35:00 <xm> whats the diff
36:00 <xm> the crucial difference is that Pakistan has a higher % of Muslims
36:00 <Saemon> not bein racist here, but india, pakistan, sri lanka, nepal, bangladesh
36:00 <Saemon> all pretty much the same thing
36:00 <munkeynuts> lol
36:00 <xm> although 10% of India is Muslim so works out to be around 100mill based on sheer numbers alone
36:00 <Saemon> they used to be all one single nation
36:00 <munkeynuts> well pakistan shouldnt exist
36:00 <xm> very, very different
36:00 <munkeynuts> terrible move
36:00 <Saemon> how would u know xm?
36:00 <Saemon> are you beehhh?
36:00 <xm> there are people of European ancestry going back years and years ago in Pakistan and India
37:00 <xm> from Alexander the Great and so on
37:00 <xm> or Rome
37:00 <Saemon> xm thats just what indians who wants to be white says
37:00 <xm> it's like another continent on its own
37:00 <Saemon> cuz they are ashamed of what they really are
37:00 <xm> there are also Anglo Indians
37:00 <xm> and then there are the French ones i think that had something to do with the Life of Pi, but i cant remember about that much
38:00 <Saemon> lol thats a movie
38:00 <xm> no, i dont think you've spoken to Hindu nationalists
38:00 <xm> Crocodile Dundee is a movie too but that doesnt mean there arent crocodiles here
39:00 <precooled> all quite in here
39:00 <Saemon> watevaz. only thing i care about is that the skin color of indians is the same color as the shit that comes out of my ass. 
39:00 <xm> there are Indians that go on about how "England raped India" and that she'd be the world's #1 superpower if it werent for her
39:00 <xm> there are quite a few white Indians
39:00 <Saemon> they are not real indians
39:00 <Saemon> they are mixed blood
40:00 <xm> no true Scotsman would consider you rational
40:00 <Saemon> ok not bein racist here
40:00 <Saemon> but india and indians are just flat out dirty fuckers
40:00 <xm> how so?
40:00 <Saemon> they shit clean bath drink piss and dispose of corpses
41:00 <Saemon> into the ganges river
41:00 <Saemon> and then in the SBS documentaru
41:00 <Saemon> welcome to india
41:00 <Saemon> the streets
41:00 <Saemon> the maggots
41:00 <munkeynuts> and they choose that?
41:00 <Saemon> the slum the rubbish
41:00 <Saemon> ugh
41:00 <Saemon> well, obviously they arent choosing differently
42:00 <Saemon> a entire nation so cluttered with garbage on thier streets
42:00 <Saemon> we are a nation and we are not like that
42:00 <Saemon> why is this so?
42:00 <Saemon> they are people capable of keeping clean, just like is
42:00 <Saemon> us*
43:00 <munkeynuts> i dont think you should bother looking into it
43:00 <munkeynuts> nor think you should bother discussing it
43:00 <xm> they're too busy playing cricket to clean up, Saemon 
43:00 <munkeynuts> mm
43:00 <Saemon> haha yeah
43:00 <xm> this is how England corrupted her
44:00 <xm> and they're hooked on tea
44:00 <Saemon> and putting sniper targets on their foreheads
44:00 <Saemon> and slurping and bathing in curry
44:00 <xm> afterall curry was invented by British soldiers
44:00 <xm> the ultimate psychological warfare
44:00 <xm> they'd be spending too much time getting burnt on the other end
44:00 <Saemon> what about thier sniper targets on their foreheads?
45:00 <Saemon> those red bots
45:00 <Saemon> = sniper target
45:00 <Saemon> is that wat its for?
46:00 <xm> it's small and red to remind themselves that the bull Gods are angered even by the most slight things
46:00 <Saemon> xm
46:00 <Saemon> are you a curry muncher?
46:00 <xm> i love spicy food
46:00 <Saemon> in other words, are you indian?
46:00 <munkeynuts> mmm i love indian food
46:00 <xm> what makes you think that Saemon?
46:00 <xm> i can be any race you want
47:00 <munkeynuts> BHUNA GOSHT
47:00 <munkeynuts> and chicken jalfrezy
47:00 <munkeynuts> xD
47:00 <Saemon> i dunno, someone in here is indian i remember them talki in here about it
47:00 <xm> Choose Your Own Adventure. "Your mate xm is Indian. Turn to page 67"
47:00 <munkeynuts> and goat curry
47:00 <Saemon> indian or pakistani
47:00 <Saemon> aside from beehhh
47:00 <munkeynuts> goat, the most consumed meat in the WORLD
47:00 <xm> Silent is Indian i think
47:00 <munkeynuts> nom nom
47:00 <xm> they dont really eat much meat in India though
47:00 <xm> the Nepalese love thir goat though. cant grow much up there
48:00 <xm> they have this weird meat market involving goat skulls...
49:00 <xm> maybe that's why goats can hide in the most ridiculous places like cliffs and inclined damn surfaces
49:00 <xm> they've evolved
49:00 <xm> we all know that if you persecute a race, they just get smarter and more cunning
49:00 <xm> soon enough they will run the banks and media and hollywood
49:00 <munkeynuts> hmm
50:00 <munkeynuts> i wish we'd bring street soccer to aus
50:00 <munkeynuts> be so fun
50:00 <xm> just increase poverty
50:00 <xm> easily done
50:00 <xm> it seems to go hand in hand with low standard of living
50:00 <xm> that and going around pushing large hoops with a stick
51:00 <munkeynuts> lol
52:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
53:00 <Saemon> tits
53:00 <xm> Socceroos -- Best formance at the World cup since 2011 
53:00 <xm> performance*
53:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off Saemon
53:00 <ShadowLurker> dont talk to me cunt
53:00 <Saemon> hehe sup ShadowLurker
54:00 <Saemon> xm australia need to focus more on soccer
54:00 <Saemon> and less on afl
54:00 <ShadowLurker> youre an idiot i hope you get salmonella you filthy cunt
54:00 <Saemon> we need to play the game the rest of the world plays
54:00 <Saemon> afl is just amongst ourselves 
54:00 <precooled> nrl...............
55:00 <Saemon> that too
55:00 <xm> Australia is better off mastering a sport that no one else has yet. get in early. Quidditch or whatever it is
55:00 <Serenity> do you think the bacteria for salmonella look like tiny little salmon
55:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
55:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
55:00 <Saemon> no they dont look like fish at all
55:00 <Saemon> they just look like globs of jelly
55:00 <xm> you look like a fish?
55:00 <ShadowLurker> salmonella ella ella ey ey ey
55:00 <Serenity> oh ffs shut up you autistic bag of cocks
56:00 <Saemon> me? fish?
56:00 <Saemon> why would u think i think i look like aquamarine lifeforms?
56:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon is being extra spastic today
56:00 <Saemon> ooooh
56:00 <Saemon> salmonella - salmon
56:00 <Saemon> LOL
56:00 <Saemon> i just got it
56:00 <Serenity> ugh
57:00 <xm> my goodness
57:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck man
57:00 <ShadowLurker> hes so dense
57:00 <xm> does anyone log up to the millisecond
57:00 <xm> could me a new WR
57:00 <xm> be*
57:00 <ShadowLurker> 1 min 20 seconds for him to get it
57:00 <Serenity> i odont even log seconds
58:00 <Serenity> aint nobody got time for dat
58:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
58:00 <xm> how long will it take for him to get that
58:00 <ShadowLurker> but the do got time to turn down for what
58:00 <Serenity> storms today?
59:00 <ShadowLurker> supposidly
59:00 <precooled> so.....where abouts in melbourne is everyone from
59:00 <ShadowLurker> nowhere
59:00 <xm> looks OK outside
59:00 <ShadowLurker> noones from melb
59:00 <precooled> ok
59:00 <xm> precooled: we're all from Ballarat
59:00 <xm> Melbourne is just the closest capital city
59:00 <Serenity> im from carlton
59:00 <precooled> fair enough
59:00 <Saemon> Serenity howcome bastardly_one has the % ?
59:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
59:00 <ShadowLurker> cos hes an op
00:00 <ShadowLurker> derr
00:00 <Saemon> why is he made an op?
00:00 <brainz> wow what do we have ere
00:00 <precooled> well im in griffith nsw
00:00 <munkeynuts> oh maann
00:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon
00:00 <munkeynuts> why is megan fox in the new TMNT movie
00:00 <ShadowLurker> nunya
00:00 <munkeynuts> nothing will ever beat the original
01:00 <munkeynuts> sigh
01:00 <Saemon> is he has it i should have it too %Saemon otherwise its not fair
01:00 <ShadowLurker> here we go
01:00 <munkeynuts> who was it that said Michael Bay directed it, because he didnt
01:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q have a cry fatty
01:00 <xm> 'ask your father Saemon'
01:00 <xm> 'no, go ask your mother Saemon'
01:00 <Saemon> @Saemon
01:00 <brainz> hello
01:00 <xm> 'but dadddddddddddddddd'
01:00 <brainz> anyone
01:00 <Saemon> hrm that looks pretty good
01:00 <Saemon> the @ in front if my nick
02:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon if you had ops there would be 2 ppl here, you and chanop
02:00 <xm> if only there were two @ Saemon. like wheels
02:00 <xm> super wheels
02:00 <munkeynuts> ' Megan Fox had been reported to be cast as April,[40] reuniting her with Michael Bay after he fired her from Transformers: Dark of the Moon at behest of Steven Spielberg for comparing Bay to Hitler,[41] an allegation Spielberg himself denied' lol wtf
02:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
02:00 <Serenity> he has it because i gave it to him and thats the end of the story
02:00 <ShadowLurker> @Saemon@
02:00 <xm> @@Saemon <--- turbo charged
02:00 <Serenity> :)
02:00 <brainz> hmm
03:00 <ShadowLurker> imitation is the highest form of flattery
03:00 <Saemon> whats the criteria of getting it?
03:00 <xm> even chanop would leave because he wouldnt know how to keep it from deregistering
03:00 <ShadowLurker> you Saemon wil NEVER get it
03:00 <ShadowLurker> true xm
03:00 <ShadowLurker> you need to have a certain iq to become an op
04:00 <Serenity> the criteria is Serenity decides if you get ops or not
04:00 <Serenity> now fuck off you will NEVER be an op
04:00 <Saemon> i want to know what longie would think
04:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
04:00 <xm> i went for a job interview once where the psychometrics test asked me heaps of IRC channel administration questions
04:00 <Serenity> longie thinks nothing of it
04:00 <xm> not just technical stuff but ethical ones too
04:00 <ShadowLurker> longie doesnt care as long as dicks are sucked
05:00 <Serenity> and the appropritae people are hosed
05:00 <Saemon> bastardly_one payed you didnt he
05:00 <ShadowLurker> exactly
05:00 <brainz> wow this stuff is interesting
05:00 <Saemon> wat he paid i can pay double
05:00 <ShadowLurker> so now i put the lotion on
05:00 <Serenity> im not dicussing this anymore
05:00 <xm> "Do you think Saemon should be banned? Strongly Disagree, Disagree, Neutral, Agree, Strongly Agree (Hint, not a trick question @@)"
05:00 <Serenity> its ridiculous
06:00 <Saemon> ok Serenity, but just one concern i have is, is he going to abuse his new powers
06:00 <Saemon> such as picking on me
06:00 <Serenity> thats not your problem thats my problem
06:00 <simba> THOMAS MULLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
06:00 <brainz> well Saemon if you goto the austnet website and fill in the application to setup a leaf server they might let yo become a op
06:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon > /dev/null 2>&1
06:00 <brainz> lol
06:00 <ShadowLurker> fixed
06:00 <xm> are you saying that is what you would do, Saemon?
07:00 <ShadowLurker> he would
07:00 <Saemon> well if and when he does unfairly kick or ban me, can i bring it up with you Serenity?
07:00 <ShadowLurker> he'd abuse it like a red headed step child
07:00 <Serenity> the thing about it all is you can go baiting ops to ban you
07:00 <brainz> i think theres also a app for joining #help
07:00 <Serenity> so when you go starting fights and get yourself banned
07:00 <Serenity> no you cant bring it up to me
08:00 <brainz> sort of like becomming a office boy
08:00 <xm> Saemon is much more clever than i thought. way more sophisticated in his cunning plan. he's attempting to get the #melbourne ops to remove b1's powahs or else he will pester them. wont work. of course, but i give him @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ for trying
08:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon's just gunne get himself banned if he doesnt drop it
08:00 <ShadowLurker> so lets wait it out
08:00 <xm> that is b1's cunning plan
08:00 <brainz> or his already a op and is spying
09:00 <ShadowLurker> he's
09:00 <xm> an op that gets people banned without having to talk or act
09:00 <Saemon> ok i will drop it
09:00 <Serenity> he will never be an op
09:00 <Serenity> the day he becomes an op is the day i delete myself
09:00 <xm> <VonTrap> You will never be a #melbourne @!
09:00 <brainz> remove me operserv
09:00 <brainz> lol
09:00 <Saemon> ppffft i didnt really wanted to be an op anyway
09:00 <ShadowLurker> no operserv here
10:00 <Saemon> was just asking about it for my cousin
10:00 <ShadowLurker> bullshit
10:00 <brainz> yes there is 
10:00 <Serenity> ugh my rings keep falling off
10:00 <ShadowLurker> you just had a 15 min cry about it
10:00 <munkeynuts> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles_(1990_film)#mediaviewer/File:TMNTMoviePoster.jpg
10:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOL
10:00 <munkeynuts> aaaaaaahhhh take me back to the good old days :D
10:00 <brainz> nickop noteop etc are aliases
10:00 <xm> on the day he becomes up we'll see #melbournevic. im assuming something went wrong with #adelaide for #adelaidesa to be more popular. but i wasnt in either for long so who knows
10:00 <Saemon> optimus
10:00 <faux> I'm gonna do ninja turtle nails
10:00 <Saemon> optopus
11:00 <Saemon> fauxamonz
11:00 <ShadowLurker> no brainz
11:00 <Saemon> wats goin down gurl
11:00 <brainz> yes ShadowLurker
11:00 <ShadowLurker> they are custom austhex services daemons
11:00 <brainz> hmmm
11:00 <Saemon> haha that rimes with saemon
11:00 <xm> faux -- paint mini renaissance paintings on each fingernail
12:00 <Serenity> didnt veen know adelaide had any active channels
12:00 <Serenity> how about that
12:00 <ShadowLurker> no other network has them
12:00 <faux> Lol xm
12:00 <brainz> custom hay
12:00 <faux> Caravaggio
12:00 <brainz> yeah im sure there aliases
12:00 <xm> i dont think the latest austhex or whatever it is source code has been released either
12:00 <brainz> ive seen them aliases before
12:00 <ShadowLurker> sure you believe that
12:00 <ShadowLurker> ive seen the code
12:00 <Serenity> you can call them whatever you like
12:00 <Saemon> omg whose seen the season finale of game of thrones?
13:00 <brainz> ahh ok
13:00 <Serenity> but the services are custom
13:00 <Saemon> epic 
13:00 <Serenity> they could be called pooOP if they wanted
13:00 <brainz> hexed are they
13:00 <Saemon> btw i think im having an insomnia bout
13:00 <xm> i saw some code up on sourceforge but it looked dated
13:00 <ShadowLurker> /chanop is an alias to /msg chanop
13:00 <ShadowLurker> thats all
13:00 <Saemon> this is my 3rd day straight without sleep lol
13:00 <ShadowLurker> chanop is still a custon service
13:00 <Saemon> i feel strangely hyper
14:00 <brainz> but is in actual fact chanserv
14:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
14:00 <brainz> hehe
14:00 <Saemon> wheres johninja?
14:00 <Saemon> and wheres kelevra?
14:00 <brainz> i guess that cant be that hard modding the config file
14:00 <Saemon> are they still a couplpe?
14:00 <Saemon> couple*
15:00 <ShadowLurker> youre not listening
15:00 <xm> it's an actual service on top of IRC
15:00 <Saemon> wats the latest #melbourne goss?
15:00 <xm> brainz: 
15:00 <brainz> yeah i know that 
15:00 <brainz> moded version of anope
16:00 <ShadowLurker> no its not
16:00 <brainz> you mean they wrote it from scratch
16:00 <ShadowLurker> finally
16:00 <brainz> with snipets of anope
16:00 <brainz> lol
17:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
17:00 <brainz> haha
17:00 <Saemon> lol how stupid is that 300 movie sequel
17:00 <xm> Tuesday the 25th of March, 2008, saw AustNet begin a long-awaited change to new server software, based on InspIRCd. While the migration did take a little longer to complete than expected, both servers and our custom Services software, OPAS, are now updated.
17:00 <xm> OPAS
17:00 <munkeynuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HxooNxRnS0
17:00 <munkeynuts> <3
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - 1990 (This video contains content that has been decided to block it in your country.) - Category: Film &amp; Animation - -
17:00 <munkeynuts> entire film
17:00 <Saemon> that black messenger guy who got kicked into the pit in the first 300 movie
18:00 <Saemon> all of a sudden in the 2nd film he is some sorta badass fight teacher in a flashback
18:00 <Serenity> custom server for trolls and hackers
18:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <brainz> so they renamed anope and fixed the holes lol
18:00 <Saemon> probably just because the actor played doctore in spartacus
19:00 <ShadowLurker> youre deadset on it being anope
19:00 <ShadowLurker> is that the only services youve ever heard of
19:00 <xm> Wednesday the 26th of March, 2009, we have now implemented our most important feature to date: the ability to speak through ChanOP.
19:00 <brainz> hehe
19:00 <brainz> no no i was joking
19:00 <ShadowLurker> sure
19:00 <brainz> yeah but pritty easy to fork anope
19:00 <brainz> really
19:00 <brainz> lol
20:00 <xm> services dont have to be tightly coupled with the actual server brainz. other than relying on the protocol/RFC being consistent etc
21:00 <brainz> tell me something i dont know
21:00 <xm> RogerY has been away for years building sarcasm detection into ChanOP
21:00 <xm> anything else?
21:00 <brainz> thats a lot of years to bulletproof i guess
22:00 <xm> everything in software needs to be maintained and IRC itself was a bit of a hackjob like most things on the Internet during their early days
23:00 <xm> bit of maintenance a bit of feature adding
23:00 <brainz> im sure like all software there are holes to be found
23:00 <xm> if everything were 'bulletproof' you'd never hear about betas or version 1.1
23:00 <xm> that's the point
23:00 <brainz> take openssl for example lol
23:00 <xm> you wear your OpenSSL tattoo on your sleeve dont ya
23:00 <brainz> hehe
24:00 <brainz> dont make it personal
24:00 <brainz> lol
24:00 <xm> i didnt say you were insecure
24:00 <xm> :)
24:00 <brainz> haha
24:00 <xm> just that you're too nice and it shows
24:00 <brainz> tell the NSA that
24:00 <xm> free WiFi outside NSA m8
25:00 <xm> dare ya to log onto all your sensitive emails with it
25:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh this has gotten annoying
25:00 <ShadowLurker> wheres the boobs
25:00 <brainz> yeah WPA 
25:00 <brainz> nice
26:00 <xm> the boobs are not quite ready. it's a cold morning so some motorboating will be required to get them started
26:00 <brainz> ok back to the non technicial talk
28:00 <brainz> anyway enough of this...
28:00 <brainz> watch this...
40:00 <MadTwat> sup
07:00 <The_Baron> blargh
07:00 <simba> Sushi
07:00 <Serenity> yum
08:00 <CoCoaButter> why thank you :)
09:00 <The_Baron> fuck yeah, sushi
09:00 <The_Baron> now I want a king prawn nori roll
09:00 <Serenity> hnngg
10:00 <faux> Sam
10:00 <CoCoaButter> sup boo
11:00 <faux> How are ya
11:00 <CoCoaButter> good barbie and how are you
11:00 <faux> Sick I wanna die
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <CoCoaButter> harom, why
11:00 <CoCoaButter> you are always sick
11:00 <faux> Just got this nasty cough 
12:00 <CoCoaButter> drink lots of hot tea with honey i think
12:00 <CoCoaButter> i hope you get well soon
12:00 <xm> i just think you have a great and caring intuition and just join this server when she is, CoCoaButter 
12:00 <faux> Lol
12:00 <xm> when im sick i just try to sleep it off
12:00 <CoCoaButter> thank xm, when she is what....
12:00 <xm> it's a nightmare though if you have things to do
13:00 <CoCoaButter> yeah being sick it never fun
13:00 <CoCoaButter> faux, if you like i can get you cough medicine, but i have to leave at 12:30 for work
13:00 <CoCoaButter> so let me know now please
14:00 <xm> it can be if you're a kid and it's a school day, and have access to the latest computer games
14:00 <xm> lol
14:00 <faux> Nah I'm OK ty xxxxx
14:00 <CoCoaButter> lol
14:00 <CoCoaButter> my pleasure but i havent done anything yet babe
14:00 <CoCoaButter> :)
16:00 <MadTwat> waddup hoes
16:00 <MadTwat> hey Serenity!
17:00 <Shadowgate> MadTWat kills people of laughter
17:00 <MadTwat> something like that
17:00 <Shadowgate> CoCoaButter butter is adorable
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <Shadowgate> lol faux
17:00 <The_Baron> I think I threw up in my mouth a lil
17:00 <faux> lmao
17:00 <Shadowgate> lmao faux
17:00 <Wet^n^Wild> im back
17:00 <faux> Shadowgate rules
17:00 <Shadowgate> lol hahhahhh
17:00 <Wet^n^Wild> everytime i open windows, my pc turns off
18:00 <MadTwat> user error
18:00 <The_Baron> everytime I open windows the smell of dog farts dissipates a bit
18:00 <Shadowgate> Wet n wild that sucks install windows again
18:00 <Wet^n^Wild> ayri bi window
18:00 <Wet^n^Wild> faux, miss you :)
19:00 <faux> Oh
19:00 <faux> Its you
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <Wet^n^Wild> lol
19:00 <faux> I was like who the fuck knows arabic
19:00 <The_Baron> arabs
19:00 <Wet^n^Wild> all arabs babe
19:00 <faux> Yes thanks
19:00 <faux> I meant in here you jerks
19:00 <Wet^n^Wild> and half the worl know ayri
19:00 <Wet^n^Wild> :)
19:00 <faux> Besides me
19:00 <xm> need more diversity here
19:00 <The_Baron> or when u clear ur throat of a huge loogey
19:00 <xm> glad im seeing it today
19:00 <Wet^n^Wild> faux i jerk
19:00 <The_Baron> that sounds arabic
19:00 <Wet^n^Wild> oops, i mean im no jerk
20:00 <faux> There's annoying construction workers that have been here doing maintenance the past week
20:00 <MadTwat> need less diversity in here
20:00 <faux> And theyre Turkish so theyre overly friendly 
20:00 <faux> He came to paint my door yesterday and he painted over my peephole
20:00 <faux> HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE idiot
20:00 <MadTwat> see
20:00 <xm> work for the dole?
20:00 <MadTwat> this is why we shouldn't outsource
20:00 <faux> no
20:00 <Wet^n^Wild> lol
20:00 <faux> What..
21:00 <Wet^n^Wild> so did he fix it
21:00 <The_Baron> I'm turkish and I aint overly friendly
21:00 <The_Baron> ...cunt!
21:00 <faux> I fixed it
21:00 <Wet^n^Wild> call bob the builder babe
21:00 <Wet^n^Wild> lol
21:00 <MadTwat> he'll say "no! it's fucked"
21:00 <xm> be suspiciously of overly friendly people
21:00 <xm> like Shadowgate 
21:00 <xm> lol
21:00 <faux> Its funny how shit happens though 
21:00 <xm> suspicious*
22:00 <faux> I try to sleep in the morning and theyre loud as fuck. As soon as I get out of bed.. The noise stops
22:00 <faux> :/
22:00 <faux> Stupid murphy
22:00 <xm> that's a Lo/Chris style conspiracy
22:00 <xm> 'i get out of bed. it stop'
22:00 <faux> lmao
22:00 <MadTwat> i'm not racist, but (there's always a but) why do we let immigrants do maintenance jobs when they can't even comprehend what a peep hole is for? why do indians drive taxis, yet they are some of the worst drivers out there?
22:00 <faux> the government trying to steal my unit
23:00 <faux> So I hang washing fast 
23:00 <faux> I not do anything wrong 
23:00 <simba> aliens watch me
23:00 <Wet^n^Wild> ok people
23:00 <faux> lolll
23:00 <Wet^n^Wild> im opening windows
23:00 <Wet^n^Wild> :)
23:00 <xm> MadTwat: are you doing that in a Chris Rock voice?
23:00 <Wet^n^Wild> i might dc again 
23:00 <faux> Bye samsoum
23:00 <Wet^n^Wild> dont be surprised
23:00 <simba> can download again cos the hackers stopped
23:00 <Wet^n^Wild> lol
23:00 <xm> Shads has been so fucking hilarious lately
24:00 <xm> with the crazy
24:00 <faux> Yeah hilarious is one word
24:00 <MadTwat> so fucking crazy
24:00 <MadTwat> with the lols and the lmaos
24:00 <simba> ...Yes.
25:00 <xm> flying to chicago, magazine interests, hundreds of thousands of sc plays
25:00 <simba> lol 
25:00 <simba> what
25:00 <xm> yeah, he's been going off
25:00 <simba> feeding u some B.S.
25:00 <xm> there was some truth to it
25:00 <simba> hes probably going back to jail
25:00 <xm> some of his songs had 20k plays in one night
25:00 <xm> but 0 comments
26:00 <simba> so he paid for it
26:00 <xm> he said he's done time but i assumed that was the mental ward
26:00 <xm> yes, my assumption. with russians
26:00 <xm> because he told me most of the views were from russia 
26:00 <Serenity> he posts them all over facebook
27:00 <simba> with russians?
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <Serenity> Wayne Martin
27:00 <Serenity> 7 hrs · ReverbNation ·
27:00 <Serenity> Hoping to get interviewed by El Parlante Amarillo! http://rvrb.fm/1fx9cn5
27:00 <xm> LOL
27:00 <Serenity> Wayne Martin shared a link via ReverbNation.
27:00 <Serenity> 7 hours ago
27:00 <Serenity> Hoping to be in That Music Magazine. Like them on Facebook and follow them @ThatMusicMag! http://rvrb.fm/ZxGlX5
28:00 <simba> poor guy
28:00 <simba> Serenity just shared his full name should you ban yourself
28:00 <Serenity> Wayne Martin shared a link via ReverbNation.
28:00 <Serenity> 7 hours ago
28:00 <Serenity> Just submitted my music to @TRS247RADIO & @Djmidlife06 for Radio Airplay. Request us here! http://rvrb.fm/PVDRCK
28:00 <xm> it is sad
28:00 <Serenity> its public knowledge what his name is
28:00 <Serenity> and he has no isssues posting my shit he can go fuck himself
28:00 <xm> yeah, i managed to find it myself easily
29:00 <simba> i agree thats why i dont understand why the shads magazine image was banned, he provided his name and that picture
29:00 <xm> i remember asking him why the powerpoint was too close to his bed
29:00 <xm> and what was his cat's name
29:00 <xm> and he got freaked out
29:00 <simba> can we say pandas full name since that is pretty well known
29:00 <Serenity> because bd is a troll thats why
29:00 <Serenity> lol
29:00 <xm> i told him i was seeing everything through his eyes too
29:00 <faux> Omg rofl
29:00 <faux> Xm
29:00 <faux> http://www.seenox.com/2014/05/29/40-bloodcurdling-chinese-mistranslations-ever/
29:00 <faux> Best ever 
29:00 <simba> can i say picards real name enough to make it well known
30:00 <simba> he deserves to cop more shit than shads
30:00 <Serenity> Wayne Martin
30:00 <Serenity> June 13
30:00 <Serenity> I need an Air-Neutralizer..infact buying one today...1250$ if i set off the smoke alarm imo XD XXO...
30:00 <xm> hah yeah
30:00 <Serenity> im not even sure what that means
31:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <xm> he told me he just closes the blinds during the day because when he opens them it makes dust appear
31:00 <xm> magic
31:00 <Serenity> :|
31:00 <The_Baron> is that a negative ion generator or some such Serenity?
31:00 <xm> now he has solved it with $1250
31:00 <Serenity> i just dont know The_Baron
32:00 <xm> in some ways it's better for certain peole to splash their money on gadgets. it's much safer than 'recreational' things
32:00 <xm> but he still does it anyway
32:00 <Serenity> our airconditioner has some weird ozone ion mode setting that makes the room smell weird
32:00 <The_Baron> usually are
32:00 <xm> they've got filter things right?
32:00 <The_Baron> ozone smells weird
33:00 <The_Baron> but it's quite good for ya aparantly
33:00 <xm> yeh, the stuff you smell during an electrical discharge
33:00 <Serenity> its almost sweet
33:00 <The_Baron> that's the one xm
33:00 <xm> you can probably make an Ozone generator
33:00 <The_Baron> I use a himalayan rock salt lamp for purifying
33:00 <Serenity> i dont know what the setting is for
33:00 <xm> just hire a dodgy electrician to install a lightbulb
33:00 <Serenity> like its purpose
34:00 <The_Baron> they are cheap (only 40-50 bucks) and last ages
34:00 <xm> does it keep away shadow people too
34:00 <xm> ive been seeing them lately, but they've kind of been white
35:00 <Serenity> o.O
35:00 <The_Baron> lay off the crack pipe dude
35:00 <The_Baron> :P
35:00 <xm> no drugs involved
35:00 <Serenity> you know even though you're usually the most eloquent.. i sometimes wonder if you're the nuttiest of all these people xm
36:00 <xm> if only you knew what i get up to
36:00 <Serenity> im not sure i want to
36:00 <The_Baron> but yeah look into himilayan salt lamps
36:00 <xm> but i consider most people crazy
36:00 <simba> shadow people
36:00 <The_Baron> they produce negative ions 
36:00 <The_Baron> and cost a lot less than a electronic purifier
37:00 <xm> one day there will be nano-bots to get rid of all of it
37:00 <Serenity> i hope they can build me a new redd dwarf
37:00 <The_Baron> one without captain Hollister
38:00 <The_Baron> that guys a prick
38:00 <Serenity> hes annoying
38:00 <xm> or use all the pollutants/dust and turn them into something useful like a sandwich
38:00 <MadTwat> faux taught me how to make pancakes
38:00 <xm> through some sort of alchemy
38:00 <Serenity> id prefer they turn it into some form of alcohol
38:00 <Mew> dylan had one of those lamps and it melted
39:00 <The_Baron> how the FUCK can u melt a salt lamp?
39:00 <Mew> i dunno ill find the poc
39:00 <Mew> pic
39:00 <The_Baron> that'
39:00 <Serenity> i remember when he did that
39:00 <The_Baron> s nuts
39:00 <Serenity> went all over his phone
39:00 <Mew> its those pink crystal looking thing?
39:00 <Mew> s
39:00 <The_Baron> the combustion point for salt is so damn high
40:00 <ShadowLurker> ion generators are supposed to charge dust particles in the air to make dust particles attract to non charged surfaces
40:00 <xm> i wonder if he and Kelevra were living together at the time and her bird kept sitting on it thinking it was an egg
40:00 <ShadowLurker> like walls n sych
40:00 <The_Baron> salt melts at 800 degrees Centigrade
40:00 <ShadowLurker> such
40:00 <ShadowLurker> cleaning the air
40:00 <The_Baron> so unless ur mate was using a oxyacelatin torch
40:00 <The_Baron> it must not have been a real salt lamp
40:00 <xm> the ionic bonds are fairly strong yeah
41:00 <The_Baron> ^^
41:00 <Mew> nah it just melted on one of the heat wave days mustnt have been legit
42:00 <Mew> so it quit
42:00 <Mew> hehehe
42:00 <The_Baron> yeah that defo couldn't have been a real salt lamp
42:00 <The_Baron> prolly some epoxy resin or some shit
43:00 <xm> isnt it ionic, dont you link
43:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
43:00 <xm> im professor theron
43:00 <The_Baron> that was some first class nerd humour there
43:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/1426178_10152063160387526_1646306904_n.jpg
43:00 <Serenity> thats the lamp before it melted
43:00 <Serenity> btu i cant find the melt pic
44:00 <The_Baron> it looks like a salt lamp, but yeah if it melted
44:00 <The_Baron> it musta been a resin
44:00 <ShadowLurker> ionic purifiers also kill airborne bacteria
44:00 <Serenity> is that maybe what the aircon thing does
44:00 <Serenity> I dunno
44:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
45:00 <Serenity> it just smells weird
45:00 <ShadowLurker> its supposed to be for when yolu ahve a cold n stuff
45:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh that smell is ozone
45:00 <ShadowLurker> its a byproduct of ionization of o2 into o3
45:00 <Serenity> its almost sweet
45:00 <Serenity> but not
46:00 <The_Baron> it reminds me of slot cars
46:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh it smells sweet
46:00 <The_Baron> that smell
46:00 <ShadowLurker> any electrical discharge or spark will produce it
46:00 <The_Baron> yep
46:00 <Serenity> mmm slot
46:00 <ShadowLurker> and enough of it will kill you
46:00 <ShadowLurker> lol mmm slot
47:00 <The_Baron> I think it can affect the uptake of carbon dioxide
47:00 <The_Baron> which is needed to regulate oxygen
47:00 <The_Baron> can't remember tbh
49:00 <ShadowLurker> the body cant absorb it
49:00 <ShadowLurker> and you asphynxiate
49:00 <ShadowLurker> sp?
50:00 <faux> -n
50:00 <xm> no n
50:00 <Serenity> LOL sphynx
50:00 <xm> but i  see the logic of why you did that
50:00 <xm> they call it 'constructional transfer' in English
51:00 <Serenity> asphynxiate is when you wake up with your cat on your face
51:00 <ShadowLurker> how often do normal ppl use these words
51:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
51:00 <xm> "Michael Hutchence..."
51:00 <ShadowLurker> assphynx
51:00 <xm> "David Carradine was found..."
52:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why i get called bigmeat all the time
52:00 <Serenity> yep
52:00 <Serenity> thats it
52:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
52:00 <ShadowLurker> shh you
52:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <ShadowLurker> ;)
12:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
34:00 <MadTwat> dlfhj
49:00 <Sponge> Shocking ‘Game Of Thrones’ Finale Concludes With Arrest Of 5 Million Viewers For Piracy
49:00 <Sponge> NEWS IN BRIEF • Television • Entertainment • ISSUE 50•24 • Jun 16, 2014
49:00 <stebie> Serenity, lol yeah it worked well ^_^
56:00 <Fez> Oh yea.. thrones finale
56:00 <Fez> Ima watch it now
56:00 <British^Meat> :)
56:00 <British^Meat> where would they put 5 million prisoners?
57:00 <British^Meat> and honestly, u wouldnt get arrested for d/l a show
57:00 <British^Meat> you'd probably just get fined or told off
13:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon 
13:00 <[Maverick]> Just wondering, have you made your official complaint? 
14:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
14:00 <British^Meat> oh, do tell
14:00 <[Maverick]> I scrolled up to this mornings chat.. 
14:00 <British^Meat> im always interested in saemons antics
15:00 <British^Meat> yer, i did that, all i saw was wrestling chat for like, hours
15:00 <[Maverick]> [17:06][05:07:13:am] <Saemon> now, who gave them the %?
15:00 <[Maverick]> [17:06][05:07:17:am] <Saemon> was it Longie?
15:00 <[Maverick]> [17:06][05:07:31:am] <Saemon> i wish to make a official formal complaint
15:00 <ShadowLurker> a official
16:00 <[Maverick]> fucking douchekayak 
16:00 <British^Meat> damn, shit just got srs
16:00 <[Maverick]> haha yeah 
16:00 <[Maverick]> but even without the % he was still getting banned *coughs* 
20:00 <stebie> i accept official complaints... only alongside visa, mastercard and/or paypal details
21:00 <British^Meat> so, is there like an official website where i can get an official form to file an official complaint against an official?
21:00 <stebie> scrap paypal, their fees are too high
31:00 <Ana_Ng> who has better rates
31:00 <Ana_Ng> fees
33:00 <erlich> Many sellers dont like PayPal. My old work refused
39:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMUknpEJdl4
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Insane Clown Posse - In Yo Face (Juggalo Edition) (Dec 18, 2009) 4:17 - Category: Music - 3,315,258 - 14,102 likes (85%), 2,487 dislikes (15%)
19:00 <munkeynuts> ay yo the kidz keep rockin and santas balls ah knockin and beehhhs minds blocked like hiss passport with the countries that dont want him!
20:00 <munkeynuts> dedicated to beehhh Born - In Hell, Died - Can't die, told ya, born in Hell.
22:00 <doctor> beautiful
25:00 <simba> cum
27:00 <erlich> 2 PS4s or not 2 PS4s. cum
29:00 <munkeynuts> 2 hrs sleep
29:00 <munkeynuts> yay
32:00 <British^Meat> i like that erlich :) 2 ps4's or not 2 ps4's
32:00 <British^Meat> That is the question....
32:00 <erlich> no
32:00 <erlich> cum
32:00 <British^Meat> panties
32:00 <erlich> :)
34:00 <British^Meat> i see you are in some hallmark trouble maker chans erlich
34:00 <British^Meat> tell me...
34:00 <British^Meat> R U one? which one?
35:00 <erlich> I'm a bipolar woman from Alaska. That is all I shall say.
35:00 <British^Meat> heh polar
35:00 <British^Meat> shouldve said antarctica
35:00 <Sponge> are you on tinder British^Meat?
35:00 <British^Meat> if thats where they are from of course
35:00 <British^Meat> nope, whats that?
35:00 <British^Meat> i shall google it
36:00 <British^Meat> www.gotinder.com/
36:00 <British^Meat> Tinder is how people meet. It's like real life, but better. Get it for free on iPhone and Android.
36:00 <British^Meat> no
36:00 <British^Meat> im on FB
36:00 <British^Meat> Insta
36:00 <British^Meat> RedBUb
36:00 <British^Meat> Snapchat
36:00 <British^Meat> MSN
37:00 <British^Meat> "Tinder is a mobile app providing location-based service dedicated to social discovery, in order to facilitate telecommunication between mutually interested users."
37:00 <British^Meat> sounds riveting, kinda like leaving your front door, but on a mobile
37:00 <erlich> You're also o Austnet. The world's leading dating site for women where men outnumber them 50 to 1. Unfortunately the men are certified crazy
37:00 <erlich> on*
37:00 <erlich> Such as me
37:00 <British^Meat> yer, that too
37:00 <British^Meat> irc
37:00 <erlich> Never heard of RedBub?
37:00 <British^Meat> redbubble
38:00 <erlich> What's that
38:00 <erlich> Is that an IM for RedTube
38:00 <British^Meat> online photography gallery thing
39:00 <[Maverick]> I swear... The Expendables was all about the corny one liners 
39:00 <British^Meat> TWSS
39:00 <British^Meat> (sorry)
54:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10402895_10152240046628510_7847645532350637591_n.jpg
56:00 <munkeynuts> i still havent finished watching expendables 2
56:00 <munkeynuts> wonder what 3 is like
00:00 <Fez> Crap.. like the first 2
00:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah I dunno why I am watching it 
00:00 <Fez> Old people save the day
00:00 <Lumeah> Lol
01:00 <Fez> Nothing better to watch aye
01:00 <Lumeah> Sure are erlich hehe :p. 
02:00 <Fez> Oi!
02:00 <Lumeah> Fuck tinder 
02:00 <Fez> Im not certified
02:00 <Lumeah> Hehe. :p
02:00 <Fez> ;)
02:00 <Lumeah> Yet. :p
03:00 <munkeynuts> yeah well I kinda liked the first one
03:00 <munkeynuts> it's corny as hell
03:00 <Loof> wish i had a midi
03:00 <munkeynuts> but fun
04:00 <munkeynuts> it's for all of us that loved those awesome 80s 90s movies
04:00 <munkeynuts> not for them lil kids doin the karate these dayz
04:00 <munkeynuts> on dem mohbeele fonez
06:00 <Fez> I just took a photo of my foot
06:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g85CA3yGcE0
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Natas - Oriental Spas (1999) (Date not found) 3:54 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 464 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <Fez> Sucked in
06:00 <munkeynuts> i'm watching Ip Man
06:00 <munkeynuts> The Legend is Born - Ip Man
07:00 <Lumeah> Well done 
07:00 <Loof> lol toxic avenger, classic
07:00 <munkeynuts> [Maverick] I'll tell you if its good, it's about the life of the man that trained bruce lee
08:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0e6RbzNltY
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ill Bill - Gangsta Rap (Feb 3, 2011) 2:19 - Category: Music - 39,578 - 203 likes (97.1%), 6 dislikes (2.9%)
09:00 <Loof> i see you listen to a lot of rap
09:00 <Loof> you must be tough
09:00 <Loof> or think you are
09:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. 
09:00 <[Maverick]> that means fuck all Loof
09:00 <Loof> nah i'm kidding i like some rap
10:00 <Loof> but guitar > rap
10:00 <Bill_> i just like horror acid shit
11:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mi8cR5PL3U
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr Hyde - Bums (Nov 23, 2011) 3:34 - Category: Music - 2,244 - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <munkeynuts> well, unless I learn chinese I won't be able to watch this :(
13:00 <Bill_> i got the menu for chinese resturant if that helps
13:00 <Bill_> combination chow mein
14:00 <Bill_> why is this youtube so lagged
15:00 <munkeynuts> lol
15:00 <Bill_> web browser slow today
15:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v17Zj-zqMmY
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Hyde - Them (Ft. Necro, Ill Bill and Goretex) (Dec 8, 2010) 5:16 - Category: Music - 153,798 - 931 likes (98.4%), 15 dislikes (1.6%)
15:00 <munkeynuts> i have a small chinese teapot
15:00 <munkeynuts> because chinese have small hand
15:00 <Bill_> a teapot wow
15:00 <munkeynuts> for small cup
15:00 <Bill_> hahahaha
15:00 <Bill_> small cups
15:00 <munkeynuts> i wonder what they're making up for with chopsticks
15:00 <Bill_> who would want to drink out of a small cup
15:00 <Bill_> this tune is cranking
16:00 <munkeynuts> prob be all like "No, no, chopstick use as weapon against Chinese Emperor."
16:00 <munkeynuts> like everything else
16:00 <munkeynuts> "You don't finish bowl noodle, use noodle as weapon, strangle your enemy."
16:00 <Bill_> i like chinese resturants
16:00 <munkeynuts> "Wife very little, pick her up, use her as weapon against enemy."
17:00 <Bill_> lol
17:00 <munkeynuts> yeah i have a fave chinese place here
17:00 <Bill_> everywhere has chinese resturants
17:00 <munkeynuts> Golden Dragon Palace, haven't actually been there but ordered from there heaps
17:00 <munkeynuts> haha yer
17:00 <munkeynuts> chinee vietnamee
17:00 <Bill_> adelaide markets
17:00 <Bill_> the food court
17:00 <munkeynuts> werd
17:00 <munkeynuts> Dumpling King!
18:00 <Bill_> i had the vegitarian dumplings
18:00 <munkeynuts> yum
18:00 <Bill_> korean sea food thing
18:00 <Bill_> sizzling beef
18:00 <Bill_> mad food
18:00 <munkeynuts> there's a place past Arndale, little chinese or maybe they are vietnamese, anyway grocery
18:00 <munkeynuts> they have awesome frozen dumplings like 7 dollars a big bag!
18:00 <Bill_> near croydon ?
19:00 <Bill_> haha yeh i used to live near arndale shops
19:00 <munkeynuts> um
19:00 <Bill_> south tce
19:00 <munkeynuts> yeah I'm just not sure of the road because there's nothing really on the road
19:00 <Bill_> is there a pub accross the road ?
20:00 <munkeynuts> i am not sure, but it's on the corner, on a side street
20:00 <Bill_> theres lots of asian super market things
20:00 <munkeynuts> yeah man
20:00 <munkeynuts> and italian n shit
20:00 <munkeynuts> Gaganis Brothers, my brother used to work there
21:00 <munkeynuts> shit! that's up the road from me i never thought of working there hah
21:00 <Bill_> there is fuckloads of asian resturant in adelaide
22:00 <munkeynuts> yup
23:00 <munkeynuts> and ive found 3 good burger restaurants now
23:00 <munkeynuts> i gotta go back to the one in town off Rundle St sometime, Burger Theory
24:00 <Fez> I want a burger
24:00 <Fez> A good burger
24:00 <munkeynuts> from Good Burger xD
24:00 <Fez> In brisbane?
24:00 <munkeynuts> too many movies, what to watch, *picks Olympus Has Fallen* 
25:00 <munkeynuts> Good Burger is a movie
25:00 <munkeynuts> from keenan and kel show
25:00 <Bill_> victoria square
25:00 <Fez> Sounds burgeriffic
25:00 <simba> monkey cum
25:00 <munkeynuts> guy at the shops told me about a viet joint on prospect road he says is good
26:00 <Fez> For?
26:00 <Bill_> cops harrased me for sittin in park at whitemore square
26:00 <Fez> Sue them
26:00 <munkeynuts> cops are cunts
26:00 <Bill_> i was like dam homie
26:00 <Bill_> i just chillin
26:00 <munkeynuts> lol
26:00 <Bill_> hes like
26:00 <Bill_> what bring you to our fine state
26:00 <munkeynuts> be like
26:00 <munkeynuts> THERE AINT GONNA BE NO RODNEY KINGS GOIN ON HERE TODAY!
27:00 <Bill_> hahahaha
27:00 <Bill_> classic
27:00 <munkeynuts> "I'm a Muslim! I don't like no parts of no Pig!"
27:00 <munkeynuts> haha from a movie Double Take
27:00 <munkeynuts> Eddie Griffin
27:00 <munkeynuts> Orlando Jones, funniest shit ever
27:00 <Fez> Bacon is yum
27:00 <Bill_> i should eat my other avacado
28:00 <munkeynuts> oh yum
28:00 <munkeynuts> im glad im not growing veg atm, the freeze would kill em all
28:00 <munkeynuts> somehow the mandarines are still goin O_O
29:00 <munkeynuts> they are like little chinese man, dont give up, work hard produce more!
29:00 <Bill_> lol
29:00 <Bill_> not a china mans chance
30:00 <Bill_> u heard that before
30:00 <Bill_> bruce lee story
30:00 <Bill_> good movie that
30:00 <munkeynuts> hahaha
30:00 <munkeynuts> i think so
30:00 <munkeynuts> yeah
30:00 <Bill_> his son was in it
30:00 <munkeynuts> thats y im disappointed there were no subtitles for this movie i downloaded bout the guy that trained bruce lee
31:00 <munkeynuts> fkn
31:00 <Bill_> breanden lee i think
31:00 <munkeynuts> yeah
31:00 <Bill_> he died making the crow
31:00 <Bill_> wierd..
32:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFhbfsB87cY
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Necro feat. Mr Hyde - Violins of Violence (Apr 3, 2008) 3:35 - Category: Music - 528,395 - 1,772 likes (97.4%), 48 dislikes (2.6%)
33:00 <Bill_> simba, im not gay so stop pm me
34:00 <munkeynuts> mmm love the crow
34:00 <munkeynuts> awesome quote from it
35:00 <munkeynuts> "It's more like surfing than skating. I wish the rain would stop just once." "It can't rain all the time."
35:00 <munkeynuts> ahaha
36:00 <simba> stfu Bill_
36:00 <simba> trying to get cred by pretending im PMing u
37:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (Feb 24, 2009) 4:38 - Category: Music - 91,812,857 - 347,572 likes (97.6%), 8,442 dislikes (2.4%)
40:00 <munkeynuts> DAY'N'NITE i like to touch your body every way, run my fingers through ur butt hair babe, think about that aids im givin you, you
41:00 <British^Meat> simba, im gay, but stop pmíngme also
41:00 <Bill_> simba the gay
41:00 <Bill_> simba the gay kid
41:00 <British^Meat> :)
41:00 <British^Meat> which one is Bill_?
41:00 <Bill_> simba comes on IRC everyday with the same nick because he is gay.
41:00 <British^Meat> b4 i do a whois, can i guess some or one chan he is in?
41:00 <British^Meat> Probably start with #cats
41:00 <Bill_> hah
42:00 <British^Meat> then #cunts #random #political debate
42:00 <Bill_> hes confused
42:00 <munkeynuts> random still around
42:00 <British^Meat> Appears I am wrong, this is the only troll chan he's in
42:00 <British^Meat> This chan is also a harbourer
42:00 <munkeynuts> was having a nice conversation with Bill_
42:00 <munkeynuts> thx alot
43:00 <Bill_> i love musics
43:00 <Bill_> britney spears, jennifer lopez, eminem
43:00 <Bill_> rofl
43:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TLC - No Scrubs (Date not found) 4:10 - Category: Music - 2,797,269 - 20,429 likes (96.7%), 703 dislikes (3.3%)
43:00 <simba> good tune\
43:00 <simba> Bill_ is jerome or one of those old retards
43:00 <British^Meat> oh....
44:00 <simba> the 1 whos obsessed with my nick
44:00 <British^Meat> nothing new
44:00 <Mew> omg pls be jerome!!!
44:00 <Bill_> simba, I don't want no scrub
44:00 <simba> brb fruit loops
44:00 <Mew> it might be pz though
44:00 <simba> yea pz plivbent theyre both the same 2 me
44:00 <British^Meat> no wonder panda likes him
44:00 <British^Meat> they are akin
45:00 <Mew> pz would be in cats i wouldve thought
45:00 <munkeynuts> nah
45:00 <munkeynuts> no scrubs is good
45:00 <British^Meat> im so tempted to join #cats
45:00 <Mew> Bill_ come to #cats
45:00 <munkeynuts> but no dubs is better
45:00 <British^Meat> but i just cant do it
45:00 <British^Meat> id feel bad
45:00 <munkeynuts> the fk is #cats about
46:00 <munkeynuts> ppl that own cats?
46:00 <British^Meat> dude
46:00 <munkeynuts> does beagle run the chan
46:00 <British^Meat> you'd fit right in
46:00 <Bill_> im still im still simba from the block
46:00 <munkeynuts> well thanks for thinking of me
46:00 <Mew> pls dont
46:00 <munkeynuts> where do i sign up
46:00 <Mew> no pandas allowed
46:00 <munkeynuts> ahahaha
46:00 <munkeynuts> :P
47:00 <Fez> Hi mewfusa
47:00 <Mew> hey fezlik
47:00 <Serenity> [1:41pm] <British^Meat> Probably start with #cats
47:00 <Serenity> [1:41pm] <Bill_> hah
47:00 <Serenity> [1:42pm] <British^Meat> then #cunts #random #political debate
47:00 <Serenity> lol!
47:00 <British^Meat> i was wrong :(
48:00 <British^Meat> sneaky snake is Bill_
48:00 <Fez> Sif join cats
48:00 <Serenity> you normally would be right tho British^Meat
48:00 <Bill_> if you like it then you should have put a ring on it
48:00 <Serenity> my sentiments exactly fez
49:00 <Fez> Hey bikini mechanic 
49:00 <Serenity> hello
49:00 <British^Meat> they should all amalgamate into one giant douchy channel called #random_political_cunt_cats_debate
49:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
50:00 <Mew> Bill_ is the new #cats recruit
50:00 <Bill_> rofl
50:00 <Mew> meow 
50:00 <Fez> Oh rad
50:00 <doctor> this channel is just as trolly as all the other channels
50:00 <doctor> theres no "us" and "them" here on austnet
51:00 <doctor> what a stupid thought
51:00 <Mew> praise jesus hallelujah
52:00 <Fez> Dont need to think when ya got a boner.
52:00 <Fez> .
52:00 <Fez> ..just fuck
52:00 <Bill_> Apple Bottom Jeans Boots with da furrrr
53:00 <simba> Yes.
53:00 <fawks> good lord
53:00 <fawks> mm jst rang me to ask how to save an email attachment and send it to people on fb
53:00 <fawks> idk how she works in admin
53:00 <fawks> shes lucky shes pretty
53:00 <fawks> mum*
54:00 <simba> she uses a typewriter
54:00 <fawks> lol
54:00 <fawks> shes an excel pro
54:00 <fawks> better than me
54:00 <fawks> but with other stuff she doubts herself
55:00 <simba> all the microsoft software is easy enough but the third party weird dos looking stuff gets to be a headfuck
56:00 <Fez> Family feud is coming back to tele
56:00 <Fez> Woop woop
56:00 <fawks> woop woop
56:00 <Bill_> michael jay fox ?
56:00 <Fez> Rob graff should come back
57:00 <simba> j
57:00 <munkeynuts> simba_J
00:00 <British^Meat> i just cant believe they have that midget Grant Denyer hosting it
00:00 <Serenity> hes preppy
00:00 <Fez> He is the most annoying little fuck
00:00 <milk> you just shave your head and it means you're incredibly important
01:00 <fawks> ok
01:00 <Bill_> whoop whoop ninja from the 541
01:00 <Fez> Angry anderson styles
01:00 <Serenity> i wish i had gloves
01:00 <Fez> Buy some
01:00 <Serenity> but its wet out there
02:00 <Fez> Send the hubby
02:00 <Fez> Use an umbrella
02:00 <Serenity> hes at work
02:00 <fawks> lol
02:00 <fawks> took me a while
02:00 <fawks> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10334259_10152048494141793_9199342948059857880_n.jpg
02:00 <munkeynuts> fuck Family Feud
02:00 <fawks> FFF
03:00 <munkeynuts> flog a dead horse y dont they
03:00 <Fez> Lol fawks
03:00 <fawks> flog a ded orse ya pee dough
03:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39DENARnUtM
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimi Hendrix Purple Haze (Date not found) 2:52 - Category: Music - 461,327 - 2,066 likes (97.4%), 55 dislikes (2.6%)
04:00 <Fez> Guess what else will be on tele soon
04:00 <Fez> BIG BROTHER
04:00 <Fez> WOOPWOOPWOOPWOOP
04:00 <munkeynuts> lol
04:00 <munkeynuts> we need a good Tonight show
05:00 <fawks> fez you like the worst shows
05:00 <Serenity> i will watch bb with you fezual
06:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) 3:34 - Category: Music - 709,895 -
06:00 <Fez> Awww thanx sexy
06:00 <Fez> Sezy*
06:00 <Fez> Lol
06:00 <Serenity> awks haha
06:00 <Fez> Ikr
07:00 <Fez> Not the worst typo..
08:00 <Serenity> well yeah could be worse
09:00 <munkeynuts> <fawks> flog a ded orse ya pee dough<fawks> flog a ded orse ya pee dough<fawks> flog a ded orse ya pee dough
09:00 <Bill_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aqua - Barbie Girl (Aug 20, 2010) 3:22 - Category: Music - 128,474,093 - 303,928 likes (90.4%), 32,316 dislikes (9.6%)
10:00 <milk> is that public billofication?
11:00 <munkeynuts> haha mew
11:00 <munkeynuts> a little double standard goin on babes 
11:00 <fawks> where is mew
11:00 <munkeynuts> iunno
12:00 <munkeynuts> mewin
12:00 <fawks> :/
12:00 <munkeynuts> meow meow
12:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf is billofication
12:00 <munkeynuts> sometimes i want a kitten, then i remember that pets die sometime
13:00 <munkeynuts> where's Mulciber?
13:00 <Bill_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1jPUB7gRyg
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Aqua - Doctor Jones (Feb 24, 2011) - Category: Music - -
13:00 <ShadowLurker> homo
13:00 <munkeynuts> i wonder if that girl from kick-ass will take the good path of celebrity or the bad
14:00 <Mew> hi yes pandas
16:00 <munkeynuts> um, i'd like watev the panda special is today
16:00 <TheRon> monkey balls braised in rat's phlegm
17:00 <munkeynuts> "Mother's Cookies. Mother's Damn Cookies!"
19:00 <druff> greetings
19:00 <TheRon> hello
19:00 <TheRon> biggums?
19:00 <druff> yup
19:00 <TheRon> nice
19:00 <druff> DD's
20:00 <TheRon> i mean we don't want them too big
20:00 <druff> is there such a thing?
20:00 <munkeynuts> People ask me how I feel, about starring in the new Star Wars film and I tell them; "It's like having an Ewok Barmitzva in your asshole, and then Mickey Mouse calls and saying 'That's right! Suck it bitch.'"
20:00 <TheRon> yeah
20:00 <druff> big is fine
20:00 <druff> its when you get to massive it starts getting redic
20:00 <TheRon> c's bordering on d's is awesome
21:00 <druff> mmm
23:00 <TheRon> jethro tull loves playing his flute
25:00 <munkeynuts> I'm going to become a famous actor
25:00 <munkeynuts> I've decided now
25:00 <munkeynuts> and I have my motivation too 
26:00 <munkeynuts> inspired by Johnny Depp and Robert Downy Jr. i'm going to become famous and date a chick i saw in films when she was a little kid
26:00 <abc> lol
26:00 <munkeynuts> I'm gonna date that little girl from Kick-Ass when she's 22
26:00 <munkeynuts> and fuck her while the movie is on
26:00 <abc> dream on 
26:00 <munkeynuts> and I'm goin' balls deep in hollywood bro
26:00 <munkeynuts> I'm gonna combine Ice with Heroin and slam that shit into my nuts.
27:00 <abc> ouch
27:00 <TheRon> balls!
28:00 <munkeynuts> anyway I have to get on with my acting lesson for three minutes, fucking a prostitute, worked for Hugh Grant.
28:00 <abc> and george michael
29:00 <TheRon> did you see the toiley block that george michael was in?
29:00 <TheRon> even the little man on the door was going the fiddle
30:00 <TheRon> thats one toilet block to stay away from
30:00 <abc> lol
30:00 <abc> didnt look too closely :)
31:00 <munkeynuts> poured a big beer mug full of tea
31:00 <munkeynuts> if you want to be a famous actor you have to have proclivities.
31:00 <TheRon> put beer in the mub you pussy
31:00 <munkeynuts> from now on I wipe my arse with baby wipes.
32:00 <munkeynuts> don't have beer
32:00 <munkeynuts> have wine and liqour
32:00 <munkeynuts> and liquer
32:00 <TheRon> lick her?
33:00 <munkeynuts> lol
33:00 <munkeynuts> Liqour Licence "A what?" "A lick-her-licence, was she a dyke?"
34:00 <munkeynuts> ey TheRon u seen the trailer for the new denzel movie by the director of Training Day?
34:00 <TheRon> no
34:00 <munkeynuts> fk wtf is it called lol
34:00 <munkeynuts> The E...
34:00 <TheRon> is it denzel with another naked chick?
34:00 <munkeynuts> denzel is like some bunnings dude
34:00 <munkeynuts> with a shady past
35:00 <munkeynuts> has the girl from kick-ass in it
35:00 <TheRon> haven't seen her, she nice?
35:00 <munkeynuts> oh oi TheRon check out this movie Birdman with michael keaton, i bet you'll love this trailer one sec
35:00 <munkeynuts> she will be when shes older
36:00 <munkeynuts> i swear one day ill find a trailer u like lol
36:00 <munkeynuts> ey dad
37:00 <munkeynuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PdLmZG_6ZE
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BIRDMAN - Official Teaser (2014) HD (Date not found) 2:28 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 32,213 - 91 likes (82.7%), 19 dislikes (17.3%)
38:00 <abc> i seen that million ways to die in the west .. funny :)
38:00 <munkeynuts> this is the denzel one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBD5ZqCpyPA
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Equalizer Official Trailer #1 (2014) HD (Date not found) 3:04 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 5,285 - 78 likes (98.7%), 1 dislikes (1.3%)
38:00 <munkeynuts> yeah? cool, i wana dl that
38:00 <munkeynuts> or go see it
49:00 <munkeynuts> u like TheRon?
49:00 <TheRon> YES!
50:00 <munkeynuts> which one?
50:00 <TheRon> simba 420
50:00 <munkeynuts> it is 4 20!
50:00 <TheRon> birdman appeals
50:00 <munkeynuts> yup def
50:00 <munkeynuts> dunno about the other one
50:00 <munkeynuts> Oh, check this one out.. one sec
51:00 <munkeynuts> now, usually a movie like this's all white cast members, this time it's a black guy and a black woman, but looks fun and scary!
51:00 <munkeynuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_ENrqSmIhE
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: No Good Deed Official Trailer #1 (2014) HD (Date not found) 3:03 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 3,399 - 24 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
51:00 <TheRon> i think i've seen that trailer
52:00 <munkeynuts> ah cool
52:00 <munkeynuts> my mum loves that male actor, he's english and in this good show Luther
52:00 <TheRon> i need a lover that won't drive me crazy
52:00 <munkeynuts> I can't wait for birdman
55:00 <munkeynuts> Gravity was good, watched that this morning, man sandra bullock had me wanted to jerk off
55:00 <British^Meat> when are you going to Laos munkeynuts?
57:00 <TheRon> where's matthew, i wanna hang shit on essendon
58:00 <TheRon> matthew is like a kids toy, wing him up and watch him go
58:00 <munkeynuts> we're not, we decided that last year after a plane crash
58:00 <munkeynuts> mum was put off the idea
59:00 <munkeynuts> so it's the UK and Italy, Southern Italy
59:00 <British^Meat> lucky you!
59:00 <British^Meat> whens that happening?
59:00 <munkeynuts> mum wants to see the town her great grandfather came from, and stay in one place instead of travelling around, in Italy that is.
00:00 <TheRon> scicily?
00:00 <munkeynuts> next year probably
00:00 <British^Meat> lol
00:00 <British^Meat> yer
00:00 <British^Meat> probably
00:00 <munkeynuts> she doesn't know
00:00 <munkeynuts> she works 24/7
00:00 <munkeynuts> im going with the flow, problem with that?
01:00 <British^Meat> nah, but we'll talk about it again in 2015
01:00 <munkeynuts> um
01:00 <munkeynuts> okay O_o
01:00 <munkeynuts> i don't see why?
01:00 <TheRon> amsterdam?
01:00 <munkeynuts> if nothing is concrete, what's the point in waiting so you can say "You lied."
02:00 <munkeynuts> when I'm not saying it's definite?
02:00 <British^Meat> well you are talking shit though
02:00 <British^Meat> coz it aint gonna happen
02:00 <munkeynuts> I swear dude, you're a fucking idiot. You know that right? It helps to hear it from somebody that isn't a loved one or a friend.
03:00 <munkeynuts> so I'm sitting here, trying to impress you?
03:00 <munkeynuts> r u that retarded
03:00 <munkeynuts> talked about it with mum over dinner 2 nites ago, she brought it up. 
03:00 <TheRon> the special olympics are on atm
03:00 <munkeynuts> so get off my case man, this is really lame now.
03:00 <munkeynuts> Johnny Knoxville in a race TheRon? lol
03:00 <TheRon> possibly
04:00 <munkeynuts> lol
05:00 <Picard> will u shut up
05:00 <munkeynuts> "No, no, Red Mist was my super-hero name. Henceforth I'll be known as, The Motherfucker."
10:00 <TheRon> fez boobs!
10:00 <druff> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2RZXeQc5HU
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Highway to hell - AC/DC (cover) Jess Greenberg (Date not found) 2:29 - Category: Music - 11,252,781 - 106,335 likes (92.5%), 8,632 dislikes (7.5%)
10:00 <druff> there ya go :)
10:00 <druff> breasts
10:00 <druff> and a good song
11:00 <TheRon> something for everyone
11:00 <munkeynuts> simba, guess who is in LA?
11:00 <munkeynuts> wicked
13:00 <Picard> knuckles is in L.A
16:00 <TheRon> carn qld
17:00 <TheRon> i make hamburgers i get all the girls
19:00 <munkeynuts> aw pic 
19:00 <munkeynuts> spoilt it
23:00 <milk> hey guess what? turns out tent faggots are sneaky
23:00 <TheRon> really?
23:00 <munkeynuts> wut?
24:00 <TheRon> milk always gives us the best info
24:00 <munkeynuts> whats a tent faggot
25:00 <TheRon> the wood at the start of the fire when camping
25:00 <munkeynuts> kick-ass 2 is funny but what's funnier is that in Chicago, I think, there are a real team of costume idiots that patrol the city at night.
25:00 <munkeynuts> TheRon you should check out this show on sbsondemand called Unplanned America, three cool aussies give up their jobs go to usa get a shitbox of a car n travel around finding cool shit.
25:00 <milk> a tent faggot is a soldier who cowards out of basic training and is sent into the nemy camp at night to slit the other army's throats while they sleep
27:00 <munkeynuts> I'd ditch the millitary if I was conscripted
28:00 <munkeynuts> military*
32:00 <TheRon> always the last to know
33:00 <druff> too busy meeting the breasts
34:00 <TheRon> i've been to breasts but i've never been to me
35:00 <TheRon> breastloose
36:00 <munkeynuts> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chlo%C3%AB_Grace_Moretz
36:00 <TheRon> with kevin bacon breast
36:00 <munkeynuts> not long now
36:00 <munkeynuts> I guess I shouold be famous by like, next month or something, then she'll be old enough and I'll be super famous and shit.
36:00 <TheRon> sex tape?
37:00 <TheRon> i'm not offering
37:00 <druff> 99 bottles of breasts on the wall 99 bottles of breasts..
38:00 <TheRon> i got 99 breasts but the bitch aint one
39:00 <druff> oops! i flashed again
40:00 <TheRon> don't dream the breasts are over
42:00 <TheRon> dances with breasts
42:00 <druff> breasts brest breasts
42:00 <druff> err
42:00 <druff> breasts breasts breasts
43:00 <druff> i wish i was queer so i could get breasts
43:00 <druff> the breasts garden
43:00 <TheRon> it's a breast breast breast breast world
44:00 <druff> dancing in the breasts
44:00 <druff> crash breast dummies - mmm mmm mmm breasts
44:00 <munkeynuts> i gotta dl dances with wolves
45:00 <TheRon> lol
45:00 <munkeynuts> love that film thouogh it doesnt portray native americans well
45:00 <druff> sweet home breasts
45:00 <munkeynuts> still
45:00 <munkeynuts> love the soundtrack
45:00 <munkeynuts> Two Socks the Wolf theme is sooo sad
45:00 <munkeynuts> and uplifting
46:00 <TheRon> two and a half breasts
46:00 <TheRon> the big breast theory
46:00 <TheRon> this is totally juvenile
48:00 <munkeynuts> "You can't fight crime in that, your pants are so tight you got frog eye." "What's frog eye?" "Male camel toe."
49:00 <druff> the breasts and the beautiful
50:00 <TheRon> the breasts of our lives
52:00 <TheRon> PUPPIES!
53:00 <Saemon> hrm...im thinking of seeing this tranny escort and see what its like to be fucked in the ass by her/him
53:00 <Saemon> i scared to cross the line, because i dont consider myself gay
53:00 <munkeynuts> you should do it
54:00 <munkeynuts> fuck a tranny
54:00 <Saemon> but it would only be between me and him, no one else would know
54:00 <munkeynuts> or just a guy
54:00 <munkeynuts> get a cute male escort, uno, looks like a chick but is a dude
54:00 <Saemon> nah a normal guy would totally turn me off
54:00 <munkeynuts> just not a tranny
54:00 <munkeynuts> nah a really girly guy
54:00 <munkeynuts> a fag
54:00 <Saemon> i cold only get turned on in the 'guy' happens to look like a chick
54:00 <Saemon> and conciously appears to try and look like one
54:00 <munkeynuts> yeah
55:00 <munkeynuts> yeah man y not
55:00 <munkeynuts> doesnt make you gay either
55:00 <munkeynuts> only makes u gay if you are actually gay
55:00 <munkeynuts> u can ass fuck as many dudes as you like man
55:00 <munkeynuts> it's cool
55:00 <Saemon> yeah i mean its just lust
55:00 <TheRon> don't give
55:00 <munkeynuts> r e s p e c t!
55:00 <Saemon> im just horny and want to experience it once in this lifetime
55:00 <Saemon> we only have one life
56:00 <munkeynuts> yeah
56:00 <munkeynuts> i dont
56:00 <munkeynuts> but i get ya
56:00 <Saemon> its not like i can decide to try it or something in the next life
56:00 <TheRon> i'm thinking of taking up cycling, i'm bike curious
56:00 <munkeynuts> word
56:00 <munkeynuts> ive been lookin at bikes
57:00 <munkeynuts> went to place in the city checked out some nice ones and this one i really liked
57:00 <Saemon> and i still like this chick who works at my local supermarket
57:00 <Saemon> ive been having a crush on her for ages
57:00 <munkeynuts> but then mum showed me a site where she got hers from, she has this oldschool one that reminds her of the type nana mightve had
57:00 <munkeynuts> n i found some sick crossover bikes
57:00 <Saemon> having this urge to sleep with a tranny doesnt change my feelings for this chick i like
57:00 <TheRon> have you just flopped it out on the counter yet
57:00 <Saemon> so this means im not gay
57:00 <TheRon> that's what you do to let them know you're interested
57:00 <Saemon> just curious 
58:00 <munkeynuts> i like a chick then i stop liking her
58:00 <munkeynuts> pretty fast too
58:00 <munkeynuts> u should go for that chick u like
58:00 <Saemon> how?
58:00 <Saemon> like tell her how i feel? what if she doesnt feel the same way and it makes things awkward?
58:00 <munkeynuts> i dunno, i dont know anything about her
59:00 <munkeynuts> u never punk out and just tell a chick how you feel, the first time
59:00 <Serenity> let me answer it for you now
59:00 <Serenity> she doesnt feel the same way about you
59:00 <munkeynuts> you gotta make her feel like prey man
59:00 <munkeynuts> a little scared a little excited
59:00 <munkeynuts> so u can chase her
59:00 <munkeynuts> then
59:00 <munkeynuts> when you've killed her friends and her mother
59:00 <munkeynuts> YOU FUCKING STAB THE BITCH
00:00 <munkeynuts> IN THE FUCKING HEAD
00:00 <munkeynuts> too far sezz?
00:00 <Saemonity> :P
00:00 <munkeynuts> :P
00:00 <Serenity> just a tad
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <munkeynuts> lol
00:00 <Serenity> my feet are frozen to death
01:00 <munkeynuts> ye i got hoodie n sweats n gloves n shoes on
01:00 <munkeynuts> O_O
01:00 <Serenity> just got home
01:00 <Serenity> my boots got soaked
01:00 <Saemon> http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/cannibal-cop-plotted-eat-100-women-feds/story?id=17562584
01:00 <munkeynuts> my fingers are cold babes, u wanna b popsicled?
01:00 <munkeynuts> ahehe
02:00 <munkeynuts> eep
02:00 <Saemon> i may have some odd fetishes
02:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
02:00 <munkeynuts> yer i aint clicking that
02:00 <Saemon> but i draw the line on cannibal fetish
02:00 <munkeynuts> dont need nightmares
02:00 <munkeynuts> i had an awesome dream today, was a mix of movies and gaming and music and thats it
02:00 <Saemon> yeah man real life hannibal lector
02:00 <Saemon> only sicker
03:00 <munkeynuts> Hannibal wasnt sick
03:00 <Saemon> he was boss
03:00 <TheRiddler> hai Scarlett^Witch
03:00 <munkeynuts> he was very sane
03:00 <TheRiddler> are you a girl or guy? :p
03:00 <Saemon> yeah aside from the eating ppl stuff
03:00 <munkeynuts> Hannibal was super-sane
03:00 <munkeynuts> it wasnt the eating people
03:00 <TheRon> tastes like chicken
04:00 <munkeynuts> it was all of it
04:00 <munkeynuts> im more scared of Suit Psychopaths than i am some cannibal
05:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/1511275_10152094138884019_1562566151_n.jpg
05:00 <Serenity> would you have to ne some what insane to be eating people though
05:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10403205_10152146660151440_4450629835236686940_n.jpg
05:00 <TheRiddler> creepy nic nat photo
05:00 <Serenity> i mean its not really something a 'normal' person does
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol
05:00 <Saemon> i've read in magz that some women break with their partners after hell tells them he has slept with hookers in his past
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol fawks
06:00 <TheRiddler> good find
06:00 <Saemon> my question is - unless he was somehow caught out - why the fuck would he even reveal such a thing to her at all in the first place?
07:00 <Serenity> because its spiteful
07:00 <Serenity> and it hurts people
07:00 <Saemon> i use the services of hookers all the time
07:00 <Saemon> if i ever enter into a relationship and i feel that this fact is gona damage it
07:00 <Saemon> im never gona tell about it
07:00 <Saemon> common sense
08:00 <Fez> Common sense aint that common
08:00 <SexTourettes> fucking cunts
08:00 <TheRon> boobs?
08:00 <Fez> No
08:00 <TheRon> no?
08:00 <Fez> Boobs!
08:00 <SexTourettes> i got nbn now
08:00 <TheRon> yes!
08:00 <SexTourettes> 92mbps connection speed
09:00 <SexTourettes> and 36 up
09:00 <Fez> So it like u know what ya talking about
09:00 <Fez> Never question boobs
09:00 <Saemon> i wonder if there is such thing as racist tourettes
09:00 <SexTourettes> boobs
09:00 <Saemon> like someone would use that as an excuse
09:00 <SexTourettes> lol
09:00 <Serenity> its just called being a cockhead
09:00 <Saemon> see an italin walk by and be like "FUCKEN WOG CUNT!"
09:00 <SexTourettes> yah
09:00 <Saemon> and then be like "oh sorry man yeah ive got tourettes"
09:00 <SexTourettes> blame it on racist tourettes
10:00 <SexTourettes> lol
10:00 <TheRon> black cnt!
10:00 <TheRon> it's tourettes
10:00 <Fez> Ive got anatomy tourettes
11:00 <Fez> Breasts
11:00 <Fez> Vag
11:00 <TheRon> don't we all
11:00 <Fez> Dunno
12:00 <TheRon> is saying root me to every chick tourettes?
12:00 <Fez> Yes
12:00 <Saemon> tourettes is like, aimless random swear words that gets shout out
12:00 <Saemon> right?
13:00 <Saemon> that weird
13:00 <faux> I just farted and it sounded like dub step
13:00 <Saemon> tmi bro
13:00 <TheRon> shithouse?
13:00 <Fez> Talented anus
13:00 <Saemon> a chick should never say things like she farted
13:00 <Saemon> shit
13:00 <Saemon> or burp
13:00 <Fez> Why not
13:00 <Saemon> its a turn off
13:00 <fawks> im not here to turn you on
14:00 <Serenity> some jerk keeps calling me and then hanging up without leaving a message
14:00 <Serenity> fuck u m8
14:00 <fawks> its me
14:00 <fawks> soz
14:00 <fawks> bt not soz
14:00 <Serenity> i have your number asshole
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <TheRon> my bad
14:00 <Saemon> Serenity chances are
14:00 <Saemon> they are callin u on a pay phone
14:00 <Serenity> well no
14:00 <Serenity> because its a mobile number
14:00 <TheRon> i ring up i just got nothing to say
14:00 <Saemon> oh
14:00 <Serenity> but welcome to the 80's
14:00 <fawks> its me other phone
14:00 <fawks> im gonna call you rn and sing barry white
15:00 <Serenity> hahahah
15:00 <fawks> I JST CALLLLLED
15:00 <fawks> TO SAY I LOVE YOU
15:00 <fawks> is tht ebven barry white
15:00 <fawks> idk
15:00 <Serenity> i dont think it is it is
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <fawks> or lionel richie
15:00 <Excessive> ****************************** GD EVENIN *****************************
15:00 <fawks> oh
15:00 <fawks> Excessive go fuck a cactus
15:00 <TheRon> why don't you come on over valerie
15:00 <Saemon> back in the days callin ppl on payphone without paying was the ultimate method of call-and-hang-up pranking
15:00 <Serenity> stevie wonder
15:00 <Excessive> ohaiiiiiiiiiiiiii
15:00 <Saemon> cuz it would actually ring thier phoner
15:00 <Excessive> care to go 1-st?
15:00 <Saemon> and the moment they pick up
15:00 <Saemon> it cuts off
15:00 <fawks> its stevie wo nder
15:00 <Saemon> lol
15:00 <fawks> oh you just said that yes
15:00 <Serenity> yes thank you Saemon
16:00 <fawks> i googled lol
16:00 <Serenity> pretty sure anyone over 9 knows this
16:00 <TheRon> hello is lionel richie
16:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10373809_10152543324327533_5401531893797720790_n.jpg
16:00 <Serenity> HELLOOOO
16:00 <Serenity> IS IT MEEE YOU'RE LOOKING FORRR
16:00 <fawks> when i was young i used to prank people and tell them im 8 years old and s tuck in a phone booth
16:00 <TheRiddler> that's not my collection btw lol
16:00 <TheRiddler> I wish tho
16:00 <TheRiddler> it's jessica nigri's collection
17:00 <munkeynuts> hm yay mums gonna watch this show with me on fri yay
17:00 <munkeynuts> fk i wana sleep
17:00 <fawks> huhu
17:00 <TheRon> nipples in friends tonight?
17:00 <fawks> not watcing friends
17:00 <fawks> im watching himym
17:00 <TheRon> is it over?
18:00 <fawks> i ran out of lemons :'''''''( so im using bottled lemon juice
18:00 <fawks> vomit
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol fawks
18:00 <SexTourettes> np: [Downloads][Alison Wonderland - I Want U (prod. by Djemba Djemba) [mp3clan.com].mp3]
18:00 <Saemon> yeah how i met your mothers finale sucked apparently 
18:00 <fawks> DONT
18:00 <TheRon> is barney accepting another challenge?
18:00 <fawks> i shouldnt have said im watching it
18:00 <fawks> now you cunts are gonna ruin everything
18:00 <Saemon> turns out the mother is actually dead all along
18:00 <fawks> omg
18:00 <TheRon> i have no idea who the mother is
19:00 <fawks> me either
19:00 <TheRiddler> saemon pls stfu
19:00 <fawks> im only at s4
19:00 <munkeynuts> TheRon i just saw a chick in a movie vomit and diareah in the lunchroom
19:00 <munkeynuts> ahaha
19:00 <Saemon> ok but its so pretentious 
19:00 <TheRon> classy
19:00 <Saemon> robin is such a stuck up bitch
19:00 <Saemon> ted is a whiny bitch
19:00 <TheRon> i would
19:00 <Saemon> ugh
19:00 <fawks> robin is annoying
19:00 <Saemon> im glad we agree on that
19:00 <TheRiddler> dont listen to saemons lies
19:00 <TheRiddler> which 1 is robin?
19:00 <Saemon> ted reminds me of this wanker i know
19:00 <TheRon> since american pie anybody would do allyson
20:00 <TheRiddler> the dark brown?
20:00 <fawks> yes
20:00 <fawks> the single one
20:00 <fawks> well
20:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
20:00 <fawks> shes sinlge in ep4 
20:00 <fawks> sp4
20:00 <fawks> s4*
20:00 <fawks> fuck
20:00 <fawks> the canadian
20:00 <munkeynuts> so Saemon
20:00 <fawks> ABOOOOOOT
20:00 <TheRon> the cannuck
20:00 <munkeynuts> you gonna go after this girl or what
20:00 <munkeynuts> she like you man?
20:00 <Saemon> i dont know
20:00 <Saemon> she just talks to me normally when i talk to her
20:00 <TheRiddler> apparently she ends up with barney I think
21:00 <TheRiddler> or they get together at some point
21:00 <TheRon> did you know neil patrick harris is gay?
21:00 <methrage> test 1 2 3
21:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
22:00 <TheRiddler> lies he explained it all in harold n kumar's christmas movie
22:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:00 <Fez> Testies testies 1 2 ... 3?
22:00 <Saemon> what does that have to do with anything TheRon?
22:00 <TheRon> i dunno
22:00 <Saemon> why did u need to point that out?
22:00 <Saemon> how does it change him as a human being?
22:00 <TheRon> interesting fact
22:00 <munkeynuts> so be pals :P
22:00 <Saemon> doesnt make him any less equal then any of us
22:00 <Saemon> so back the fuck off homophobe
23:00 <Excessive> raaaaaaaaaaaaaagin
23:00 <Excessive> I'll make u mad
23:00 <TheRon> billy gunn and chuck palumbo?
23:00 <Saemon> lol they aint gay
23:00 <Saemon> it was just an agle
23:00 <Saemon> angle
23:00 <TheRon> you sure?
23:00 <Saemon> darren young
23:00 <Saemon> how hes gay
23:00 <TheRon> pat patterson
23:00 <Saemon> yep 
23:00 <Saemon> came out
24:00 <couleurs> Go The Socceroos!!!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <methrage> i have had success using an e-stim on my willy
24:00 <TheRiddler> hai couleurs
24:00 <couleurs> g'day
24:00 <TheRon> couleurs you getting up at 2am thurs mrning?
24:00 <TheRiddler> I saw a article on US in the world cup
24:00 <SexTourettes> a f l 
24:00 <SexTourettes> australian faggot league
24:00 <TheRiddler> they said they're shit because they dont flop
24:00 <SexTourettes> bunch of poofs in tight shorts
24:00 <TheRiddler> stf SexTourettes
24:00 <SexTourettes> nah
25:00 <TheRiddler> +u
25:00 <TheRiddler> yes
25:00 <TheRon> SexTourettes: might well be gay
25:00 <SexTourettes> fucking pansy sport
25:00 <methrage> why the homo chat ypoung men?
25:00 <TheRiddler> he watches nude male wrestling
25:00 <TheRon> SexTourettes: likes his coffee black like his men
25:00 <couleurs> yes i have no bed time TheRon 
26:00 <TheRon> wow
26:00 <TheRiddler> in a huge cup
26:00 <TheRon> again australia scores i'll be happy
26:00 <simba> METH
26:00 <couleurs> i watched germany v portugal 
26:00 <methrage> i wrote a rather nasty rude facebook letter to a lass when i didnt have sleepies for 6 days
26:00 <couleurs> RIP Portugal
26:00 <TheRiddler> 16th 14th 64th and 1st
27:00 <simba> MULLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <TheRiddler> how is that a fair draw for us lol
27:00 <methrage> she scared of me
27:00 <couleurs> pepe shouldn't be allowed to play
27:00 <TheRiddler> need to be more based on rank
27:00 <munkeynuts> simba you gotta stop doin the meth
27:00 <munkeynuts> ur better than that
27:00 <munkeynuts> do Ice Heroin in the nuts
27:00 <munkeynuts> i call it NUTBUTTER
28:00 <couleurs> do u only watch australia matches TheRon 
28:00 <couleurs> they sux i watch them 4 a laff
28:00 <methrage> what qualifies a character as a superhero? can dangermouse, bananaman or tintin be called asuperhero?
28:00 <TheRon> i watch the aussies
29:00 <simba> thats like watching brisbane only
29:00 <TheRon> couleurs i watched the nba finals
29:00 <methrage> ive sport of made t5he decision that "inspector gadget" is not a superhero because his neice and that dog seem to solve the provblems for him
29:00 <TheRon> two aussies in it
29:00 <couleurs> boring!!!!!!
29:00 <couleurs> germany made ronaldo cry 
29:00 <TheRon> that and spurs are my team
29:00 <couleurs> Poor Ronaldo
30:00 <simba> lolol
30:00 <simba> suked in rony
30:00 <TheRon> i feel sorry for him
30:00 <couleurs> pepe is ridiculous
30:00 <couleurs> he always headbutts people
30:00 <couleurs> professional athlete can't control him anger
31:00 <couleurs> ruined it 4 porto
32:00 <couleurs> i was expecting like a 2-2 draw
32:00 <methrage> he not headbutting he is bumpin heads like wesley willis
32:00 <couleurs> sons a biches
32:00 <TheRon> what you talking about willis
33:00 <dr_ming_chinglao> wut?
33:00 <couleurs> brasil v mexico next 1 2 watch 
33:00 <couleurs> did u c TEAM USA win against nigers simba 
33:00 <couleurs> they were celebrating like they won the whole thing
33:00 <couleurs> fucken americans
34:00 <TheRon> just so i'm clear, the aussies are fucked?
34:00 <couleurs> yes they play the netherlands and spain next
34:00 <TheRon> so yes they're fucked
34:00 <TheRon> they gonna get f'd in that A
35:00 <couleurs> they will lose by many gole in both
35:00 <couleurs> 3-0 minimum 
35:00 <TheRon> but the boys seem so positive
36:00 <couleurs> free holiday 
36:00 <couleurs> cheap sluts
36:00 <TheRon> they in vitoria
36:00 <TheRon> on the coast
37:00 <TheRon> australia be home next week
37:00 <TheRon> to a ticket tape parade
37:00 <TheRon> yeah yeah good effort boys
39:00 <couleurs> betta luck next time
39:00 <couleurs> ie never
40:00 <dr_ming_chinglao> what exactly is wrong with going on holiday to south america and sitting around the pool drinking beer with hot women?
40:00 <TheRon> i'm there
40:00 <TheRon> the odd game of soccer in between?
41:00 <dr_ming_chinglao> well when they find out your a soccer player, they ask if you can set them up with Ronaldo
42:00 <methrage> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUSb9_PXB2c
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45:00 <methrage> i had sex with a fridge
45:00 <munkeynuts> Saemon
45:00 <munkeynuts> i thought of something
45:00 <munkeynuts> get that girl on ur facebook :P
45:00 <Saemon> i dont have a fb
45:00 <munkeynuts> i flirt with this girl ino every day on fb pretty much
45:00 <Saemon> ic
45:00 <Saemon> but what if my fb list is empty and theres no post on my page
46:00 <Lumeah> lol methrage :P
46:00 <munkeynuts> just remember bro
46:00 <Saemon> it would be obvious that im a loner
46:00 <munkeynuts> BABY PENGUINS ONLY MAKE YOU MORE HARDCORE!
46:00 <Lumeah> munkeynuts!!!!!!!!!!
46:00 <Saemon> shes probably gona be put off by that
46:00 <Serenity> omg this is so incredibly sad
46:00 <methrage> i did fuck a fridge plenty of times
47:00 <munkeynuts> im flirting right now
47:00 <munkeynuts> its easy man
47:00 <munkeynuts> use humour
47:00 <Saemon> ive never flirted before
47:00 <Saemon> how do i know what to say?
48:00 <Saemon> what DO i say?
48:00 <methrage> same ey - ppl might get the wrong idea
48:00 <munkeynuts> u gotta connect
48:00 <couleurs> `seen Pieter
48:00 <munkeynuts> its only funny if you know how to make that one person laugh
48:00 <Mew> the blind leading the blind
48:00 <methrage> `seen pieter
49:00 <munkeynuts> like you'd know Mew
49:00 <munkeynuts> Big tits and no brains dont get you far, maybe to Kangaroo Island. But that's as far as it will ever get ya
50:00 <Mew> loooool
50:00 <munkeynuts> you should enjoy ur time on irc so you can look back on it fondly, because this is one of the only high points of your life.
50:00 <munkeynuts> :P
50:00 <munkeynuts> too far?
50:00 <Serenity> hey i got told that last night
50:00 <munkeynuts> lol
50:00 <Serenity> you have nuffin but irc
50:00 <Serenity> ok boss..
50:00 <munkeynuts> ive wanted to say that to someone for ages
50:00 <munkeynuts> ahahaha
51:00 <Serenity> i always learn lots about myself on irc
51:00 <munkeynuts> beagle wouldnt understand, prob doesnt realise it's his birthday today.
51:00 <munkeynuts> yeah
51:00 <couleurs> yeh u guys r all losers come on irc every day 2 chat 
51:00 <munkeynuts> a lot of different personalities
51:00 <Picard> fuck the soccer
51:00 <munkeynuts> when do you start study sezz?
52:00 <Picard> are u high?
52:00 <Saemon> yeah u ppl rag on me about having no life etc
52:00 <Serenity> like 2 weeks ago
52:00 <Saemon> yet yous come on here just as much as me, if not more
52:00 <Saemon> so whats the difference?
52:00 <Serenity> first assignment is due in 12 days
52:00 <Picard> fuck up
52:00 <munkeynuts> Saemon im like " LMAO! Let's fly into the Sun and punch that mofo outta this world!" and shes like "To the Sun mofo...To the sun Hahahaha"
52:00 <Picard> what are u studying?
52:00 <Serenity> you dont have no life because of irc Saemon
52:00 <Serenity> you have no life because you're a sad git
52:00 <Maurice> (16:52:26) (Saemon): yet yous come on here just as much as me, if not more
52:00 <Maurice> (16:52:30) (Saemon): so whats the difference?
53:00 <Maurice> We get laid without paying for it
53:00 <Picard> lol Maurice
53:00 <Serenity> im getting my bachelor of behavioural science picard
53:00 <Picard> fark
53:00 <Picard> are we a case study?
53:00 <Serenity> i could use you guys i swear
53:00 <munkeynuts> no shit you could
53:00 <munkeynuts> be worth it too
54:00 <Picard> we are fucked up head cases
54:00 <munkeynuts> my x best mate n i agreed to let him fuck with me
54:00 <munkeynuts> when he was taking psychology
54:00 <Saemon> who'd be the most unisue case here?
54:00 <Saemon> unique*
54:00 <Picard> woo hoo wimbledon satarts monday
54:00 <munkeynuts> i suppose he'd be finishing up this yr or next
54:00 <Serenity> if i pass anyway
54:00 <munkeynuts> become a psychiatrist sezz
54:00 <munkeynuts> and get into psychopathy
54:00 <munkeynuts> :D
55:00 <munkeynuts> that shit is so interesting
55:00 <Serenity> id kinda like to flow off into criminal psyche
55:00 <munkeynuts> yeah
55:00 <Picard> u could be a real life Patrick Jane 
55:00 <Saemon> look into why some guy would want to dismember his mother
55:00 <Saemon> and eat her body
55:00 <munkeynuts> patrick jane was a con man
55:00 <Saemon> id hate to do that
56:00 <Serenity> from one extreme to the other either criminal or paediatric
56:00 <munkeynuts> meh
56:00 <munkeynuts> that stuff isnt too hard to figure out
56:00 <Saemon> theres different levels of criminal psyche
56:00 <munkeynuts> just gotta understand the mind
56:00 <Saemon> the basic stuff is like why they crim steal
56:00 <Saemon> cuz he hungry
56:00 <Saemon> duh
56:00 <Serenity> my first unit is sociology its been very different
56:00 <Saemon> and the more complex stuff are the psycho shit
56:00 <munkeynuts> why a criminal steals comes down to motive
56:00 <Serenity> learning different ways to think about.. everything
57:00 <munkeynuts> and what their modus operandi is
57:00 <munkeynuts> if i spelt that right
00:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5a1Cl_JOJM
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Black Keys - Turn Blue [Official Audio] (Date not found) 3:44 - Category: Music - 1,830,327 - 12,894 likes (95.4%), 617 dislikes (4.6%)
01:00 <munkeynuts> people arent hard to figure out
01:00 <munkeynuts> they're hard to stop.
05:00 <methrage> fuk saw some rabbits at the petshop so fkn nice coloured fur
06:00 <Picard> tasty
07:00 <munkeynuts> id like another dwarf rabbit :D
08:00 <munkeynuts> name him poopers
08:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvl91vYHiUI
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jungle - Time (Audio) (Date not found) 3:36 - Category: Music - 131,846 - 1,041 likes (99.1%), 9 dislikes (0.9%)
10:00 <munkeynuts> "You started this, I
11:00 <munkeynuts> 'm going to end it. I'll be immortal, like an evil Jesus!"
12:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Gxin8VKZc
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Kooks - Around Town (Date not found) 6:55 - Category: Music - 434,212 - 4,738 likes (96.4%), 177 dislikes (3.6%)
15:00 <matrix> Evening all
17:00 <munkeynuts> food for thought http://www.businessinsider.com.au/the-future-of-technology-will-pale-the-previous-20-years-2014-6
17:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ge5K32Kg4Rk
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimi Hendrix Voodoo Child Lyrics (Mar 31, 2011) 5:14 - Category: Music - 60,610 - 272 likes (97.8%), 6 dislikes (2.2%)
20:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10441320_563115570463431_8485499313937205263_n.jpg
21:00 <matrix> So true excessive
21:00 <munkeynuts> ah grosss my lumpy butt is all hollow now i gotta put something innn ittt
22:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dido - Thank You (Oct 3, 2009) 3:14 - Category: Music - 24,732,413 - 87,258 likes (98.7%), 1,158 dislikes (1.3%)
24:00 <matrix> Hi Lish
24:00 <Lish> Hi
24:00 <matrix> How you doing
24:00 <munkeynuts> heh the ron would be so happy, i found the human centepede in a file on laptop heh
27:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7ElEHJpvNs
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: U2-Until the End of the World lyrics (Jun 26, 2009) 4:39 - Category: Music - 216,662 - 635 likes (98.9%), 7 dislikes (1.1%)
27:00 <couleurs> stop pasteing shity sangs
28:00 <munkeynuts> for Picard, watch Insight tonight on sbs at 8:30
28:00 <munkeynuts> you've been talking about that pension budget stuff, :P
28:00 <Bill_> fuck offf 
28:00 <Bill_> frsdjiovmdfg
28:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYUFVQHfws8
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Necro - Jewish Gangsters (Date not found) 2:56 - Category: Music - 29,427 - 178 likes (92.2%), 15 dislikes (7.8%)
32:00 <ShadowLurker> whats with the shit songs
32:00 <couleurs> who da hek gave jimoen his own show on sbs
32:00 <couleurs> told u
32:00 <matrix> Its on sbs
32:00 <matrix> Does it matter
32:00 <Bill_> just cause my songs are dope
33:00 <ShadowLurker> no
33:00 <ShadowLurker> not even slightly
33:00 <couleurs> yes only abc and sbs are the good channels u fucken idiet grow a brain moran thank u
33:00 <ShadowLurker> idiet
33:00 <ShadowLurker> moran
33:00 <munkeynuts> world cup has ruined good programming
34:00 <munkeynuts> was getting into this great show and wham pff
34:00 <munkeynuts> fk brasil.
34:00 <couleurs> yer fukc the world's biggest sporten event we want out dumb shows bak!!!!!!
34:00 <matrix> Love the spelling
35:00 <couleurs> our***
35:00 <couleurs> soz
35:00 <matrix> Bloody Internet
36:00 <matrix> Abc and sbs are the best hey....   they obviously taught you well
37:00 <matrix> Too many foreign movies???
37:00 <munkeynuts> yer fuck the good programming, let's see how brasil have wasted billions and fucked the people that needed the money,
37:00 <munkeynuts> idiot.
37:00 <couleurs> yer
38:00 <couleurs> boo hoo fukc dem bro go bak 2 ur xbox!!!!!!
39:00 <munkeynuts> why not say <couleurs> boo hoo fukc dem bro go bak 2 ur games!!!!!!
39:00 <munkeynuts> makes more sense.
40:00 <couleurs> cos xbox is gay n so r u 
40:00 <couleurs> pwned!!!!!!!
40:00 <munkeynuts> if that makes your day
41:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXiaJiDbQPM
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunter, Dazastah and Drapht - When We Were Kids (Dec 10, 2011) 4:21 - Category: Music - 204,568 - 843 likes (98.5%), 13 dislikes (1.5%)
42:00 <couleurs> i said stop pasteing shit sangs m8 fukc
43:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NgzGYCA4dTY
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Undo a Bra With One Hand (Date not found) 1:39 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 600,249 - 15,099 likes (93.8%), 994 dislikes (6.2%)
43:00 <couleurs> now theirs a link!!!!!!
44:00 <couleurs> lol
45:00 <Mew> Doodle always gets the v
45:00 <couleurs> the sound fx 
45:00 <couleurs> so good
45:00 <Doodle> lol Mew
45:00 <Mew> fpfpfpfp
45:00 <Mew> splshsplsh
45:00 <matrix> Did I miss much
46:00 <couleurs> yea, schumy woke up
46:00 <matrix> Oh
46:00 <Mew> oh yeah
46:00 <Mew> congrats
46:00 <matrix> So nothing important then
47:00 <couleurs> w/eves he's cool
47:00 <couleurs> 2nd best driver ever
47:00 <matrix> Ok
48:00 <couleurs> thank u
48:00 <Mew> how weird would it be to be in a coma for that long
48:00 <Mew> you might come out as a butterflt
48:00 <Mew> fly*
48:00 <couleurs> supposedly he lost 1/4th of his body weight 
48:00 <matrix> It epuld be hard
48:00 <couleurs> that's fucked up
49:00 <matrix> Would
49:00 <matrix> Muscle tone would be lost
49:00 <Mew> yeah no muscle movement for months
49:00 <couleurs> he's gonna have to relearn to do everything
49:00 <Skirmish> 1/4 of his bodyweight you say?  Should add that to the list of ways to lose weight for the wedding for the mrs. 
49:00 <couleurs> ehehe
49:00 <Skirmish> "Go into a coma for 6 months prior. 
49:00 <couleurs> yep go skiing 
49:00 <Skirmish> Fuck skiing. Skiing is for russians. 
50:00 <matrix> Wb lish
50:00 <Mew> get those cling wrap skinny treatment things
50:00 <Skirmish> I want to wear tennis rackets on my feet. 
50:00 <matrix> Mew do they even work??
50:00 <Mew> just do like 20 of them the day before
50:00 <Mew> i dunno prob not
51:00 <matrix> Should think it would be water loss more than anything
51:00 <Skirmish> Your body gives off CO2 from your skin.  Wrapping limps in cling wrap sounds like a bad idea. 
51:00 <couleurs> russians don't go skiing, they go stealing 
51:00 <couleurs> pwned!!!!!!!
51:00 <matrix> Skirmish agreed
51:00 <Skirmish> Russians have pwned many countries that attacked them over the centuries by waiting for it to snow and going at it with skies on. 
52:00 <Skirmish> Swiss, French, Germans. 
52:00 <Skirmish> See what listening to history podcasts has done to me?  
53:00 <Skirmish> I reckon I would pwn at trivia nights. 
57:00 <munkeynuts> fkn
58:00 <matrix> Be back later.
01:00 <milk> [email protected]
04:00 <munkeynuts> fk man i hate it when someone brings movies around on the external
05:00 <munkeynuts> put it on usb to plug into 360 n the file wont play
05:00 <munkeynuts> every one i dl fkn plays
05:00 <munkeynuts> who the fuck watches movies on their laptops or computers anymore anyway
06:00 <Saemon> ....
06:00 <Saemon> what other way is there to watch it?
07:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQwG6Ya9pyY&list=RDDQwG6Ya9pyY
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - Category: Music - 55,663 - 200 likes (94.3%), 12 dislikes (5.7%)
07:00 <Saemon> watching movies on an actual tv now its the thing thats sorta outdated
07:00 <Saemon> and also munkeynuts
07:00 <munkeynuts> plug it into the usb port on ur tv?
07:00 <munkeynuts> or bluray player
07:00 <munkeynuts> dvd player
07:00 <Saemon> get vlc player
07:00 <Saemon> thing is, alot those tvs dvd players blu ray players etc
07:00 <TheRiddler> or plug your pc to your tv
07:00 <Saemon> they arent computers
08:00 <munkeynuts> watching movies on tv isnt outdated..
08:00 <munkeynuts> yer riddler i would if i had a long enough cord
08:00 <Saemon> u cant simply install or upgrade codecs
08:00 <TheRiddler> or get a media player
08:00 <Saemon> so its video playing capabilites are severelt limited
08:00 <Saemon> severly*
08:00 <munkeynuts> dude i dl a 1080p rip of a film and put it on usb and plug it into 360 and it's perfect
09:00 <munkeynuts> emphasis on I
09:00 <munkeynuts> not the guy i mentioned
09:00 <Excessive> wat format i9s the file?
09:00 <Excessive> -9
09:00 <munkeynuts> never the same as the actual disc ofcourse
09:00 <Excessive> mabbe u'd need to convert it
09:00 <munkeynuts> yer i cbf fkn with it
09:00 <munkeynuts> it's mp4 and mp4 is fine
10:00 <munkeynuts> but something about those mp4 files, they play on laptop but not on 360, every mp4 i dl plays..
10:00 <munkeynuts> ill just watch those on the laptop sometime shrug, just where the laptop is on my couch, kinda difficult to get comfy to watch a movie
10:00 <Fez> Find out what file plays on xbox and dl them maybe?
10:00 <munkeynuts> fuck i love this couch
10:00 <Fez> Thats what smart people do
13:00 <munkeynuts> bam, i put mp4 i dld on usb, put it in and it works
13:00 <munkeynuts> yer mp4, avi they play, something about the mp4 files he downloaded.
14:00 <Fez> So you complained about nothing?
16:00 <couleurs> just get a media player dumass
16:00 <munkeynuts> ill fuck with his mp4 files tomorrow or something
17:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
18:00 <Fez> Pc
18:00 <couleurs> what console is that...
19:00 <Skirmish> PS3's connected to PC play .avi and MP4 files. 
19:00 <couleurs> ya told u xbox sux
20:00 <Skirmish> I got my son a $50 little black box media centre and just plus a USB into that for stuff he wants to watch on his tv. 
20:00 <Skirmish> -plus +put.  My brains auto correct is annoying me. 
20:00 <^pilot^> evening people 
20:00 <couleurs> esp funny how microsoft went on about xbone being a hub for media and it can't play any stuff either 
21:00 <Lumeah> omg!!
21:00 <Fez> He has a 360
22:00 <couleurs> he has both
22:00 <couleurs> and a ps3
22:00 <couleurs> and 2 ps4s
22:00 <Fez> A gameboy too?
23:00 <couleurs> probably, his imagination runs wild
23:00 <Skirmish> To get my 360 to play AVI files I have to get a plugin called transcode. 
24:00 <Skirmish> It was a pain.  PS3 does it with no plugins required with windows 8.1
24:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) 3:34 - Category: Music - 710,097 -
24:00 <Skirmish> Plays straight onto the tv no dramas. 
24:00 <couleurs> u beautey
26:00 <Picard> why cant i set up two email accounts on my ipad
26:00 <couleurs> cos u a dum
26:00 <Picard> tells me the second one is invalid
27:00 <Picard> farken
27:00 <couleurs> probably typed something wrong 
27:00 <Picard> hrrrmmm
27:00 <Picard> fuck it
28:00 <couleurs> np
31:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6oLkmU_ln6k
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Play The Guitar (Date not found) 0:34 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 917,502 - 16,743 likes (78.3%), 4,652 dislikes (21.7%)
32:00 <couleurs> orsem
32:00 <couleurs> eggselent
33:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!
36:00 <fawks> Maurice Serenity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00t1Khrs_C4
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Natasha Lyonne (Date not found) 9:56 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 30,604 - 97 likes (98%), 2 dislikes (2%)
39:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX212uUi39s
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Law Abiding Citizen T-Bone Neck Stab (Aug 13, 2010) 1:41 - Category: Entertainment - 183,693 -
41:00 <Zade> hello mrvdv
42:00 <mrvdv> hi zaim
42:00 <mrvdv> Zade
42:00 <mrvdv> how have you been
42:00 <Zade> good ta and youself?
42:00 <mrvdv> yeah can't complain 
42:00 <Zade> nice one
42:00 <mrvdv> how is your week going
42:00 <Zade> yeah ok, pretty much just work, how about you?
42:00 <mrvdv> yeah not tooo bad
43:00 <Zade> usually monday morning i am looking forward to the weekend 
43:00 <mrvdv> ah yeah what you doing on the weekend
44:00 <Zade> usually just go clubbing and stuff
44:00 <mrvdv> ah yeah.. picked up some lately/
44:00 <Zade> yeah 
45:00 <Zade> might go to falls creek for the day this weekend if enough snow 
45:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPOZZp88Sac
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taylor Schilling (Date not found) 8:35 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 35,540 - 125 likes (98.4%), 2 dislikes (1.6%)
45:00 <mrvdv> ah yeah cool
47:00 <Bill_> gonna help me drink all this booze or what
48:00 <Bill_> rofl
54:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JaDPHbFs4
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Screaming Jets Better (Oct 8, 2009) 4:41 - Category: Music - 479,269 - 1,718 likes (97.6%), 43 dislikes (2.4%)
55:00 <Nessita> ...
55:00 <couleurs> Hahahah!
56:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHPlZjgfWh4
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Evidence by Faith No More (Jul 25, 2009) 4:53 - Category: Music - 197,001 - 776 likes (97.4%), 21 dislikes (2.6%)
57:00 <fawks> omg
57:00 <fawks> where teh heck r Serenity and Maurice
57:00 <TheRiddler> cbf
57:00 <Fez> Around
57:00 <TheRiddler> join up
57:00 <TheRiddler> they miss you
57:00 <fawks> i doubt that
57:00 <fawks> lol
58:00 <Fez> Private message them
58:00 <Serenity> hello
58:00 <fawks> SEZ
58:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrPU0GUCuQ8
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A QandA with members of the cast of Orange Is the New Black (Date not found) 53:24 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 0 watching -
58:00 <fawks> lookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk at crazy eyes
58:00 <fawks> on the left
58:00 <Nessita> Ffs.
59:00 <Fez> Hi nessita
59:00 <Serenity> :O
00:00 <Nessita> Hey fez
00:00 <Fez> Hows it going
01:00 <Serenity> omg faux
01:00 <Serenity> she looks so different
01:00 <Nessita> Yeah good
01:00 <fawks> i knowww
01:00 <fawks> lol
01:00 <Nessita> You?
01:00 <Serenity> shes got a rockin bod haha
02:00 <Fez> Not bad thanx. Cold though
03:00 <couleurs> :p
03:00 <Nessita> Yeah I'm in adelaide at the min at its freezing here :/
03:00 <TheRiddler> random image time
04:00 <couleurs> :))))))))
04:00 <Fez> Ugot a heater nessita?
04:00 <Serenity> i kinda wanna bang morello
05:00 <Nessita> Just fiddling with all the gadgets to work out how to turn the temp up in the room
05:00 <Serenity> i love that yanky italian accent
06:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPlOzJGQoKY
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ashes to Ashes by Faith No More (Jul 26, 2009) 3:37 - Category: Music - 339,942 - 1,131 likes (99.1%), 10 dislikes (0.9%)
06:00 <couleurs> me 2
07:00 <TheRiddler> I'm watching identify theft
08:00 <couleurs> cheeky
08:00 <TheRiddler> err
08:00 <TheRiddler> identity theif
08:00 <TheRiddler> rather
08:00 <couleurs> thief***********
09:00 <TheRiddler> yes
10:00 <couleurs> :p
10:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvAbPBUcpmU
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Circle of Tyrants ( Necro , Ill Bill , Goretex , Mr. Hyde) (2005) [full album] (Date not found) 46:19 - Category: Music - 3,202 - 32 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Nessita> What channel riddler?
14:00 <TheRiddler> none
14:00 <TheRiddler> blu-ray
14:00 <Serenity> this is so good fawks
14:00 <Nessita> Oh k
15:00 <fawks> yeah
15:00 <fawks> what ar eyou up to
15:00 <fawks> im at 21 mins theyre talking to morello now, she seems just as crazy irl lol
15:00 <fawks> and i cant really tell what her accent is
15:00 <Serenity> 15:29
16:00 <Serenity> her accdent is italian american
16:00 <Serenity> its just very strong
16:00 <fawks> omg
16:00 <fawks> shes australian
16:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10471387_712378792153775_7690552907817156698_n.jpg
16:00 <couleurs> do they show their pusys
17:00 <Serenity> ooo she sounds different irl
18:00 <Maurice> Whos australian
18:00 <Serenity> morello
18:00 <fawks> morello
18:00 <fawks> shes from syd
18:00 <fawks> neaoirhgneargfofd
18:00 <couleurs> the socceroos
18:00 <Maurice> Whaaaa
18:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/czUJx.jpg nsfw
18:00 <Serenity> watch the fucking video Maurice
18:00 <Serenity> you're dropping the ball
18:00 <fawks> its funny how piper isnt on this
18:00 <fawks> lol
18:00 <Maurice> I have it paused lol
18:00 <fawks> the main character.
18:00 <Serenity> shes not even the best character
18:00 <Serenity> haha
18:00 <Serenity> i love crazy eyes
19:00 <Maurice> I did appreciate Vees boobs
19:00 <Maurice> DIDNT
19:00 <Maurice> Fuck lol
19:00 <Serenity> LOL
19:00 <Serenity> worst typo
19:00 <fawks> yeah
19:00 <Maurice> I reckon
19:00 <fawks> her boobs are gross
19:00 <fawks> i love poussey
19:00 <Serenity> she was so cool
20:00 <Maurice> Shes rather pretty that one
20:00 <Serenity> her eyes are amazing
20:00 <Serenity> morello sounds so weird irl
20:00 <couleurs> i'm coul
20:00 <Serenity> its aussie cross american italian
21:00 <fawks> i know thats wwhy i was saying i dont get her accent lol
21:00 <fawks> i didnt mean in the show
21:00 <fawks> :P
21:00 <fawks> v confzued
21:00 <fawks> i love natasha lynonne
21:00 <fawks> shes so
21:00 <Serenity> i love her accent in the show.. i have a thing for woggy accents
21:00 <fawks> jewish
21:00 <fawks> lol
21:00 <Serenity> ok i just have a thing for wogs in general
21:00 <Serenity> but whatever
22:00 <fawks> lol
22:00 <fawks> :D
22:00 <Picard> lol typical
23:00 <couleurs> ;p
23:00 <Serenity> whats typical
23:00 <Picard> bimbo who loves wogs in their "fully sick VL"
24:00 <Serenity> yeah.. im a bimbo..
24:00 <Serenity> ok
24:00 <Picard> ok..
24:00 <couleurs> ko
25:00 <fawks> i feel so guilty watching this i shold be watching my leccture
25:00 <Serenity> ive done mine this week but im gonna have to watch it again
25:00 <Serenity> i just blanked out at the end
26:00 <fawks> do you have onenote
26:00 <fawks> i open onenote, and my leccture next to it
26:00 <fawks> and i take notes
26:00 <fawks> and screenshots and whatever i need
26:00 <Serenity> i dont think so
26:00 <Serenity> i just take down notes by haned
26:00 <Serenity> hand
26:00 <fawks> it came with office
27:00 <fawks> yeah i used to  but you can sync this to your phone n st uff 
27:00 <Serenity> ive still got to install office
27:00 <Serenity> i get like 50% more writing done and better when i do it by hand
27:00 <Serenity> i have no idea why
29:00 <couleurs> pics
31:00 <Maurice> Bogan Hunters tonight, Serenity
31:00 <Serenity> yess
32:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l38qapc3rA
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Child challenges the best dancer in the world and humiliates him (Date not found) 5:52 - Category: Music - 2,666,381 - 16,686 likes (95.4%), 803 dislikes (4.6%)
34:00 <Excessive> welcum ol dude \o.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
34:00 <Excessive> soup
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi yet
34:00 <couleurs> good thank
35:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeL8EYtbVw0
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Now go home and get your shinebox (Date not found) 0 - Category: Comedy - 354,395 - 1,084 likes (97%), 33 dislikes (3%)
35:00 <Excessive> that's from .............
35:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/yNFBI.jpg
35:00 <Excessive> good fellas?
35:00 <Excessive> the shinebox thing ..........
36:00 <Excessive> or Hoffa
36:00 <Excessive> or The Last Don?
36:00 <Bill_> ?
36:00 <Bill_> good fellas
36:00 <Excessive> one of the mafiozo shows anyways
37:00 <Serenity> its goodfellas
38:00 <couleurs> yer
39:00 <Excessive> and they fck him ovah in the bar/club
39:00 <Excessive> n burry him
39:00 <Excessive> and dig him out etc ..........
40:00 <couleurs> ovah mah dead bodeh
41:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD44ouab5pc
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Casino (Sep 28, 2006) 3:08 - Category: Entertainment - 881,003 - 2,127 likes (98.2%), 38 dislikes (1.8%)
47:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/qigN5.jpg
47:00 <TheRiddler> faux
48:00 <TheRiddler> fawks too
51:00 <ness> hey motherfuckers
51:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/LPeyZ.jpg
53:00 <couleurs> hiiiii
53:00 <Fez> Ill have the dark haired chick
56:00 <Excessive> some1 needs to fix that ^ ban
56:00 <Excessive> it's mo than jus Chris that it's bannin
57:00 <Serenity> i dont care
57:00 <Serenity> theres been like 1 person its caught that wasnt chris
57:00 <couleurs> every1 on optus sux
57:00 <Serenity> its only people on optus in a 2 suburb radius
58:00 <Excessive> I can't hear u couleurs
59:00 <couleurs> good
59:00 <Fez> Bogan hunters.
00:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qIQLQEvsrg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> deadmau5 is selling the purrari on Craigslist for $380,000
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Andy Bull - Talk Too Much (Official Audio) (Date not found) 3:44 - Category: Music - 25,379 - 244 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
00:00 <couleurs> cool might buy it
00:00 <Serenity> fawks
00:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJcpHXZepVw
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK" SEASON 1 BLOOPERS (Date not found) 6:18 - Category: Entertainment - 69,528 - 711 likes (99.4%), 4 dislikes (0.6%)
01:00 <couleurs> j/k never get the stench out of the seats and interior
02:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/GL0qc.jpg
03:00 <TheRiddler> lol wtf
05:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v17Zj-zqMmY
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Hyde - Them (Ft. Necro, Ill Bill and Goretex) (Dec 8, 2010) 5:16 - Category: Music - 153,837 - 931 likes (98.4%), 15 dislikes (1.6%)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the stench?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I personally think the only reason he's getting rid of it is it just did the Gumball 3000
07:00 <couleurs> the dead mouse stench
07:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!!!
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure a 458 Italia would like racing from Miami to Ibiza
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hawhawhaw
09:00 <Bastardly_One> the person that pointed it out to me reckons I'd buy it and keep sniffing the drivers seat
09:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
12:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/hiDGT.jpg
12:00 <TheRiddler> cute
17:00 <doctor> is that a trap?
17:00 <doctor> can never tell these days
17:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/wLada.jpg
17:00 <TheRiddler> butt
17:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
17:00 <TheRiddler> doubt it
22:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3ft5Drv2Bw
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leonard Cohen "The Future" - Natural Born Killers (Jun 2, 2010) 6:49 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 278,899 - 978 likes (97.4%), 26 dislikes (2.6%)
25:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/jSe22.jpg wtf
33:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVjezsQfrW0
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jimi Hendrix - All Along the Watchtower (Lyrics) (Date not found) 4:01 - Category: Music - 103,984 - 480 likes (97.2%), 14 dislikes (2.8%)
34:00 <couleurs> how about dat germeny v portergel match ey broes
34:00 <couleurs> match of da tourney so far aye
34:00 <Bill_> ahh or not
34:00 <Bill_> stop pretending to like football fag
35:00 <couleurs> i do like it fag
35:00 <Bill_> u got bets on it ?
35:00 <couleurs> no i have a job
35:00 <couleurs> pwned!!!!!
36:00 <Bastardly_One> considering you were going for the losers
36:00 <Bastardly_One> was awesome :P
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Bill_ fuck up
36:00 <couleurs> yes they fucked up 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I've decided you shit me
36:00 <couleurs> ronaldo missed
36:00 <couleurs> nani missed
36:00 <couleurs> ronaldo missed again
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire team missed :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah Germany when they get on a roll
37:00 <couleurs> only goetze fucked up that one time
37:00 <couleurs> it was like an open goal 
37:00 <TheRiddler> port lost?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 nil TheRiddler
37:00 <TheRiddler> damn
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Germany scored in the 11th min
37:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kNwvIEQsg0
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chris de Burgh - Don't Pay The Ferryman (Dec 21, 2007) 4:02 - Category: Music - 1,339,384 - 4,075 likes (98.6%), 58 dislikes (1.4%)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was downhill from there :D
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they went a bit nuts
37:00 <couleurs> i thought it was gonna be a tie
38:00 <couleurs> 2-2 maybe
38:00 <TheRiddler> they did that last world cup to us
38:00 <couleurs> dumb red card
38:00 <couleurs> ruined it for them
38:00 <Bastardly_One> My favourite game so far
39:00 <couleurs> yes it was the best 1 so far
39:00 <Bastardly_One> next to the Ur'all'gay game despite the result
39:00 <Bastardly_One> now I am starting to question whether some games are stitched up
40:00 <couleurs> only the first 1 was
40:00 <couleurs> it was terrible
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the carding in that game seemed like mistakes you just wouldn't make on purpose
40:00 <Bastardly_One> in the Ur
40:00 <Bastardly_One> all gay match
40:00 <Bastardly_One> good refs ... questionable mistakes by both sides
40:00 <couleurs> imagine if brasil lost at home, opening match
41:00 <couleurs> yeaa no penalty soz they got 2 win
41:00 <couleurs> they're the best team!!!!!
41:00 <couleurs> when in reality they're average
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that game
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a farce
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even disuss that game with anyone
42:00 <Bastardly_One> we all know what it was
42:00 <couleurs> if they were good they would've won 3-0 or something fair and square
43:00 <couleurs> show the others they mean business
43:00 <couleurs> instead they showed how average they are
44:00 <couleurs> thank u
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't help it though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I really like the way Germany are so psyched
45:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7--mbE05A4I
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street (Jan 30, 2012) 6:11 - Category: Music - 282,622 - 2,048 likes (98.6%), 30 dislikes (1.4%)
45:00 <TheRiddler> the whole thing looks rigged
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I've said that a few times right?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> so of the opening games and the favourites losses
45:00 <munkeynuts> how pretty i am
45:00 <munkeynuts> yeeup!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> make for an exciting draw but ...
46:00 <couleurs> y is it rigged
47:00 <couleurs> better teams lose sometimes
47:00 <couleurs> in any sport
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure why TheRiddler thinks so 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but having watched most games
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the big games have been sometimes questionable
47:00 <couleurs> i'm glad spain lost, they're over
47:00 <Bastardly_One> like spain never bothering to come out in the second half
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh they are going to rape us
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they won't take that loss well
48:00 <couleurs> they play the same shit if they're winning or losing 
48:00 <couleurs> pass pass pass pass pass pass shoot
48:00 <Bastardly_One> true
48:00 <munkeynuts> man, sport is so great but it's become too competitive and too reliant on science
48:00 <couleurs> their midfield is over
49:00 <munkeynuts> it's one of those things x players of sport say
49:00 <couleurs> coach is old as fuck
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but they nevr really came out the dressing rooms for the second half
49:00 <munkeynuts> but it's so true
49:00 <Bastardly_One> now that England game
49:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/jN6hN.jpg
49:00 <couleurs> thought england might win that
49:00 <Bastardly_One> those lads played very well ... just had to carry a couple of old codgers
49:00 <couleurs> but they still suck
49:00 <couleurs> i guess things never change
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what do you expect?
50:00 <TheRiddler> amanda peet hasn't aged well
50:00 <couleurs> wait what old codgers...
50:00 <couleurs> they're all gone
50:00 <Bastardly_One> when you insist on playing shit like Rooney
50:00 <couleurs> only gerrard is left
51:00 <couleurs> rooney is good
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Rooney, Little Stevie
51:00 <couleurs> he missed 2 chances
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Barnes to a degree 
51:00 <couleurs> he cracks under pressure
51:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/UmiKj.jpg
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Rooney?
51:00 <couleurs> they should've gone full liverpool
51:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
51:00 <couleurs> coch is old as fuck again
51:00 <couleurs> coach***********
51:00 <Bastardly_One> so the commentators would of agreed
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they were pretty bias to the Liverpool players
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I kept pointing that out to My Chelsea scum friend
52:00 <TheRiddler> when is australia's next game?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you mean when we lose to spain 6-0
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> end of the week innit couleurs?
52:00 <TheRiddler> yes
53:00 <couleurs> thurs 1:30am
53:00 <TheRiddler> their draw system sux imo
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Serenity> i wonder if dominoes would mind if i just ordered dessert
53:00 <Fez> Nope
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont think they do 
53:00 <Fez> They dont
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ours I've done that
54:00 <Serenity> ive already had dinner i just want something sweet
54:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <TheRiddler> delivered?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but during the day
54:00 <Serenity> yeah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> do it ... 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and if I'm to be sneaky
54:00 <TheRiddler> $20 min dont forget
54:00 <Serenity> is it?
54:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about auto big H by the way boss
54:00 <Serenity> you dont need to be sneaky
54:00 <Serenity> you just need to behave
55:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
55:00 <Bastardly_One> see semen this morning?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
55:00 <Serenity> not really
55:00 <Serenity> some of it
55:00 <TheRiddler> or $8 delivery fee for eagleboys
55:00 <Serenity> eagleboys dont deliver here
55:00 <Bastardly_One> in the end I was sooooooooooo glad my net kept dropping out
55:00 <couleurs> USA USA USA
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that kid seriously don't understand stfu politely
56:00 <Bastardly_One> see I dunno why matches like that exist couleurs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> aust and the US are a waste of spots
56:00 <TheRiddler> oh
56:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh
56:00 <Fez> They earnt their spots
57:00 <couleurs> USA are way better than AUS
57:00 <couleurs> r u kidden me
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it's like Canada playing cricket
57:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
57:00 <couleurs> they're 13th
57:00 <Fez> They beat the teams to get in
57:00 <couleurs> australia are 63rd?
57:00 <Fez> Thats earning it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you mean us Fez
58:00 <Bastardly_One> we fluked it 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> not earned it 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
58:00 <Fez> Same deal really
58:00 <Bastardly_One> watching some of the qualifiers
58:00 <couleurs> yea like the last time
58:00 <Fez> We were lucky..
59:00 <Bastardly_One> we are disgusting
59:00 <Excessive> 4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm3p2dWjO1s
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: E-Rection - Out Here We Are Stoned (The True School Heart Trance Mastermix By X-Dream) [HQ] (Date not found) 7:45 - Category: Music - 3,212 - 28 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and this tourn only appear trained in headers
59:00 <Serenity> heh cool they do let you do it
59:00 <Fez> Yea were shit. But still in the WC
59:00 <Serenity> no minimum up here either
59:00 <Fez> nice
59:00 <Serenity> just realised its 9pm tho so maybe tomorrow
59:00 <Fez> Wd sez
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
59:00 <couleurs> the african teams are overrated
59:00 <Bastardly_One> oh boo!
59:00 <TheRiddler> their soccer league has been signing up big stars overseas 
59:00 <munkeynuts> i just realised stop realising things!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ours are open until 1
59:00 <TheRiddler> US that is
00:00 <Bastardly_One> or go to coles and get a load of those mousses
00:00 <Serenity> ours are open till like 1 or 2am
00:00 <munkeynuts> i almost had 3 hrs nap man
00:00 <Bastardly_One> they're 2 for $4
00:00 <Serenity> but im not ordering dessert at 9pm
00:00 <Serenity> lol
00:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they used them to get their national team developed better
00:00 <munkeynuts> yer Serenity but also perth is like canada, nobody locks their doors
00:00 <Serenity> it is?
01:00 <Serenity> news to me dude lol
01:00 <munkeynuts> u can probbers walk into your neighbours house, sit down in ya jocks eat a sandwich
01:00 <couleurs> they sign them because that's where they go to retire and earn some money 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the US league has money put into it 
01:00 <munkeynuts> play some ps2
01:00 <munkeynuts> have a nap
01:00 <Serenity> perths feral dude
01:00 <munkeynuts> yeah
01:00 <munkeynuts> is it? lol
01:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt even leave a wheelbarrow unattended
01:00 <Serenity> you'd lose your tyres and the handle grips
01:00 <Fez> That reminds me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and we might get some passing through now thanks to Man City
01:00 <munkeynuts> so then you can walk into your neighbours house, sit down in dogshit, eat tinned spaghetti and play with the dogs dick?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> could lift our a-league standard
01:00 <TheRiddler> yes
01:00 <Serenity> sure..
01:00 <Fez> Check to see if front door is locked
02:00 <couleurs> a-league will always suck soz
03:00 <munkeynuts> nothing like a little red-rocket 
03:00 <munkeynuts> lol
03:00 <munkeynuts> "Who is this?"
03:00 <Serenity> ive got a dead bolt on my front door
03:00 <munkeynuts> "Not the app"
03:00 <Serenity> that baby is locked good
04:00 <Fez> It wasnt locked
04:00 <TheRiddler> the epl are more interested in the afl than a-league I reckon
04:00 <Fez> Lol
04:00 <Fez> Prolly right
04:00 <Fez> All the good aussie players go overseas
05:00 <munkeynuts> sezz got herself a shotgun
05:00 <munkeynuts> sits on the bottom step of the staircase
05:00 <TheRiddler> I mean you got the liverpool and western bulldogs doing stuff together
05:00 <TheRiddler> -the
05:00 <munkeynuts> shotgun cocked
05:00 <munkeynuts> both barrels, ready to shoot any motherfucker with a bazooka that can get through
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what good players?
05:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzOnZnkCIqM
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Get Out Of My Life" by Paul Oakenfold (May 31, 2009) 4:13 - Category: Music - 87,344 - 340 likes (98.3%), 6 dislikes (1.7%)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and how many are o/s couleurs?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 year?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> or is it about 5
06:00 <Fez> Good point b1
06:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember?
06:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/vmvo6.jpg for sezz
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ->
06:00 <TheRiddler> check the tatts
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> - ? also
06:00 <Fez> Mlp!!
06:00 <Fez> Hehe
07:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/ej00g.jpg
07:00 <couleurs> Yes.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> sing it with me kids!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lyrics are on screen
08:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy51VRgfEc0
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: liverpool football club-anthem-youll never walk alone! (Apr 29, 2009) 2:49 - Category: Sports - 57,678 - 252 likes (94.7%), 14 dislikes (5.3%)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> you will
08:00 <Bastardly_One> nevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
08:00 <Bastardly_One> walk
08:00 <Bastardly_One> alooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone!
09:00 <Maurice> SERENITY AND FAWKS
09:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ozfootball.net/ark/Abroad/2014-04.html
09:00 <TheRiddler> is this correct?
09:00 <Serenity> OMG MAURICE
09:00 <Serenity> !!!!!!
09:00 <fawks> hi
09:00 <Maurice> YAY
09:00 <fawks> wahttt
09:00 <Maurice> I finished OITNB
09:00 <fawks> omg
09:00 <fawks> ;D
09:00 <Serenity> how good was the ending!
09:00 <Maurice> Fucking Vee
09:00 <fawks> did you love it
09:00 <Maurice> Yessss
09:00 <fawks> that was me fave bit
09:00 <Maurice> Soon as I saw her take off I was hoping that would happen
10:00 <TheRiddler> sezz did you see the pic?
10:00 <Serenity> i saw what was coming im like
10:00 <Maurice> Then shes just like BLAM
10:00 <Serenity> HIT HERRR
10:00 <fawks> hahahaha
10:00 <fawks> i was never happier to see someone die
10:00 <Serenity> what pic
10:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, seems it but I'd have to read totally
10:00 <TheRiddler> [21:06] <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/vmvo6.jpg for sezz
10:00 <Serenity> im thinking... even if they catch her
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I scanned it
10:00 <Serenity> who cares shes dying soon anyway
10:00 <fawks>  yeah
10:00 <Maurice> And she did her good deed
10:00 <kNIFEyA-> sarah jade
10:00 <fawks> morello rules
11:00 <Serenity> tag team
11:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
11:00 <Maurice> Back again, check it, wreck it, lets begin
11:00 <Serenity> cute ash
11:00 <Maurice> I bet he pm's me with his outdated info again
11:00 <fawks> omg
11:00 <TheRiddler> did you check the tatts lol
11:00 <fawks> now you can finish tvd
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I was typing a ban ... bitches :P
11:00 <TheRiddler> my little pony lol
11:00 <Maurice> I cannnn
11:00 <Serenity> haha i just looked again
11:00 <fawks> sure you were mr agrees a lot
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi down there 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Papa Smurf asked me specifically
12:00 <Bastardly_One> to ask when you're coming home
12:00 <TheRiddler> looks like a big list for australian players in overseas leagues
12:00 <milk> Hi sis
12:00 <TheRiddler> -s
12:00 <fawks> dude youre like 5ft you cant make short jokes
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not allowed back since I smoked the bush of knowledge
12:00 <fawks> 5 ft and 80 yrs old
12:00 <fawks> you lose by default
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you will keep
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I will find that weakness
13:00 <fawks> i have none
13:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone does
13:00 <fawks> make it your quest to find it
13:00 <fawks> pls
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I just have to actually care enough to pay attention 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... leave me alone! *whines*
13:00 <Serenity> i might make a mug cake
14:00 <fawks> i just ate too many star burst chewy lollies
14:00 <fawks> oops
14:00 <Serenity> yum
14:00 <fawks> theyre too addictive
14:00 <TheRiddler> Jones	Brad	19/03/1982	32	Liverpool	England	(1) Premier League 	Goalkeeper	27/4/14 Unused sub.	
14:00 <TheRiddler> Smith	Brad	09/04/1994	20	Liverpool	England	(1) Premier League 	Defender	14/4/14 U21's.
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a bowl of cocopops without milk
14:00 <fawks> ew
14:00 <Bastardly_One> to cure my sweet hankering
14:00 <Bastardly_One> love them without milk 
16:00 <fawks> cheers m8
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I am a little pyro though
16:00 <TheRiddler> np
16:00 <Bastardly_One> love fire
17:00 <fawks> same
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so much so I've had 2 house fires :P
17:00 <fawks> i have a little mark on my thigh cos i was wearing a skirt and burnt a cigarette wrapper which fell onto my lap
17:00 <fawks> .
17:00 <fawks> plastic is ouch
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I have had the house fires but I didn't set fire to the houses
17:00 <Excessive> the plastic?
17:00 <Excessive> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah plastic is ouch
18:00 <Excessive> didn't u know it drippppppps
18:00 <Excessive> ?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I am forever setting fire to scribbles of mine that I either don't want or have put on the computer
18:00 <Excessive> mistakessssssssssssssssss
18:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10492587_10152147347281440_6371570266574600469_n.jpg
18:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
18:00 <Excessive> best way to learn
18:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, I love a da fire
19:00 <milk> [email protected]
20:00 <Bastardly_One> My politeness is being tested elsewhere and I have no moderators there to worry about
20:00 <fawks> lmaoooo https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=593841990731177
21:00 <pzkissesboys> hey Serenity 
21:00 <pzkissesboys> baby
22:00 <milk> yep! get a nigger up yah!
22:00 <pzkissesboys> Serenity, Are you going to remove that key for #perth ? which is my nickname btw for anyone who needs it
23:00 <pzkissesboys> im happy to leave server now im just telling you that you should remove the channel key for #perth
23:00 <milk> secret #perth business 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iLL57puZPM
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Liverpool F.C. and 95,000 Australian fans sing "You'll Never Walk Alone" FULL Dolby MCG July 24,2013 (Date not found) 7:59 - Category: Entertainment - 2,159,299 - 9,899 likes (96.7%), 336 dislikes (3.3%)
23:00 <pzkissesboys> are you there sarah jade
24:00 <pzkissesboys> hullo ?
24:00 <Serenity> no shane
24:00 <Serenity> im not removing anything
25:00 <stebie> ^_^
25:00 <Excessive> pzkissesboys, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ4eOj2Q8SQ
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Delta Riggs - Supersonic Casualties (Date not found) 3:42 - Category: Music - 30,535 - 221 likes (97.4%), 6 dislikes (2.6%)
25:00 <Excessive> awwwwww
25:00 <Serenity> haha
25:00 <TheRiddler> http://xhamster.com/movies/2549179/woman_flashing_and_masturbating_in_library_on_cam.html
25:00 <TheRiddler> :p
26:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmmmmmm
27:00 <Excessive> nice gear
27:00 <Serenity> mmm cream would make this mug cake 200% better
27:00 <Excessive> downtown takin its toll .............
27:00 <Excessive> ehehehe
27:00 <TheRiddler> I'm off to bed
27:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
27:00 <Excessive> \o.
27:00 <Serenity> night
28:00 <Maurice> Es has the sneezes since she fell in the bath
28:00 <Maurice> She just sneezed in my face >.<
28:00 <Maurice> I don't appreciate that shit
29:00 <Serenity> lool
29:00 <Excessive> so, looks like this dude has finally decided he'd come ovah n get this turntable
29:00 <Excessive> gd
30:00 <Maurice> Thats fantastic, see me in my office tomorrow and I'll get you that gold star I've been promising
30:00 <Excessive> he's been sayin that he wanted it fo ages
31:00 <Excessive> but always made excuses as to not comin ovah
31:00 <Bastardly_One> all over your glasses too I bet
31:00 <munkeynuts> did everyone wish beagle a happy bday?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's nice pussycat we hear the sneeze
31:00 <Bastardly_One> why for sneeze in my face
32:00 <munkeynuts> turntablisttttttt ay
32:00 <Bastardly_One> here's a song for Beagle ... pass it on
32:00 <munkeynuts> i wouldnt mind a nice old record player
32:00 <munkeynuts> i dont talk to him
32:00 <munkeynuts> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VjbuM4i--A
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Smiths - Unhappy Birthday (Nov 12, 2008) 2:51 - Category: Music - 711,548 - 2,293 likes (99.3%), 17 dislikes (0.7%)
32:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1452220_10200561697559540_819187965_n.jpg
32:00 <munkeynuts> i saw him on my fb tho cause it says its his bday
32:00 <munkeynuts> nah im not that mean lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday and if you should die
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I might feel slightly sad, but I won't cry
33:00 <munkeynuts> lol!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> may the lines sag heavy and deep tonight
34:00 <munkeynuts> fk me i put prometheus onto usb then only to decide to delete it n put somethin else on haha
34:00 <munkeynuts> b1 i wish you wrote fucken hallmark cards
34:00 <Excessive> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=i3wift&s=8#.U6BD1tQz7Mo
34:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, t'was a good video that, the victory/liverpool one
34:00 <munkeynuts> Happy Birthday *picture of a guy about to have his head cut off* WISH THAT WERE YOU!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie, sure was
35:00 <Bastardly_One> epic moment when that song is sung by an entire stadium
35:00 <Bastardly_One> no matter where it is 
36:00 <stebie> yeah, you won't get that for beyonce
36:00 <munkeynuts> fk this is so annoying, almost a year after fucking my right ribcage, still have fkn pains
36:00 <Excessive> munkeynuts, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nm4NSvNaEDk
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Excessive - Muck Around 17-04-14 (Date not found) 01:24:57 - Category: Entertainment - 46 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that was actually a really hard match for me to watch
36:00 <Bastardly_One> never went but when I watched it was really hard
36:00 <munkeynuts> i got one for Bastardly_One
36:00 <Bastardly_One> My two favourite teams playing against each other
37:00 <stebie> australia v netherlands will be hard for me to watch
37:00 <munkeynuts> cause school is almost over yea?
37:00 <stebie> seeing it's at 2am
37:00 <stebie> D:
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and one being no way near the others standards
37:00 <munkeynuts> anyway
37:00 <Bastardly_One> school is over next week 
37:00 <munkeynuts> yeah
37:00 <munkeynuts> well here ya go!
37:00 <munkeynuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nOAdiDyMZ4
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brad Sucks - Dropping Out of School (Nov 29, 2008) 3:44 - Category: Music - 331,759 - 2,153 likes (98.5%), 33 dislikes (1.5%)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> for me it was over ... fuck knows how long ago
37:00 <munkeynuts> day one
37:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I know that song 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> smart cunt
37:00 <munkeynuts> hahaha
37:00 <munkeynuts> ;)
37:00 <Bastardly_One> good stoner band
38:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3nPycr-iKo
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tupac -Out on Bail (Aug 19, 2007) 3:52 - Category: Music - 1,171,730 - 3,060 likes (98.3%), 52 dislikes (1.7%)
38:00 <munkeynuts> yeah kickass stuff
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and I love their 8bit shit they include
38:00 <munkeynuts> yep
38:00 <munkeynuts> oh fuck i hate all the ppl that had to fb HAPPY BDAY TUPAC RIP
38:00 <munkeynuts> LOVE U ALWAYS TUPAC
38:00 <Bastardly_One> only good think you've put me onto 
38:00 <fawks> pizzer https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=689052027823446
38:00 <munkeynuts> .. even though you were a rapist cunt.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you linked that song forever ago
38:00 <stebie> fox ^_^
38:00 <munkeynuts> ohh i did aye
38:00 <Bastardly_One> like months and months ago
38:00 <fawks> stibbie :)
39:00 <munkeynuts> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and I went listening more to them
39:00 <munkeynuts> i love making me nervous the most
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I must of been bored shitless
39:00 <Bastardly_One> or when I found you less annoying still
39:00 <munkeynuts> radio in my heart, don't be beating so strange
39:00 <munkeynuts> i've always annoyed people on irc
39:00 <couleurs> 2 pizzer 2 quit
39:00 <munkeynuts> i'm like drugs man, i make ur skin itch
41:00 <munkeynuts> hey couleurs i got somethin for you when the time is right ahaha
41:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
41:00 <stebie> couleurs, buy me one
41:00 <Mew> lmao
41:00 <stebie> k
41:00 <stebie> give you ops
42:00 <couleurs> buy you're own 1
42:00 <stebie> nah waste of money
42:00 <stebie> so you buy me one
42:00 <Serenity> ohhh ops 4 gamez
42:00 <couleurs> get 1 when their cheaper ok thank u 2 ezy
42:00 <Serenity> UMMAR
43:00 <munkeynuts> boobs  or  lips
43:00 <munkeynuts> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10406948_802727746428511_7005001588702934392_n.jpg
43:00 <munkeynuts> 1 2 3 GO
43:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqJAnQTwmJs
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - I Get Around (Date not found) 4:23 - Category: Music - 11,979,071 - 54,290 likes (97.4%), 1,431 dislikes (2.6%)
43:00 <Lumeah> kgo.. pop!
44:00 <Lumeah> POP!
44:00 <munkeynuts> by ps4 stebie meant psexy slutty 4ore
44:00 <munkeynuts> ehehe
44:00 <Lumeah> aww no more fake tittys lol
44:00 <munkeynuts> bianca beauchamp is so so lush
44:00 <Mew> dammit Bill_ is just pz
44:00 <Mew> no pliv :(
44:00 <Bill_> ?
44:00 <Bill_> im michael
45:00 <stebie> darn straight
45:00 <munkeynuts> and ur irc stay is goin to end like george michaels career soon
45:00 <munkeynuts> lol steb
45:00 <Bill_> how dare you
45:00 <munkeynuts> lols
46:00 <Mew> oh hi michael
46:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWOsbGP5Ox4
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - California Love (Feb 12, 2006) 6:48 - Category: Music - 45,919,519 - 126,545 likes (96.9%), 4,066 dislikes (3.1%)
48:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice
48:00 <Serenity> this guy..
49:00 <Maurice> FUCK
49:00 <Maurice> I forgot it was on
49:00 <Maurice> Ok turned it on and got arse artwork
49:00 <stebie> he's michael, connecting from india
49:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
49:00 <stebie> hi pz
49:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
49:00 <Bastardly_One> so every tues
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to tell you perth wenches
50:00 <Bastardly_One> when it's 9:30?
50:00 <Maurice> I reminded Serenity earlier
50:00 <Maurice> So eat a knob
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and yet you forgot
50:00 <Bastardly_One> smart
50:00 <Bill_> 2Pac - California Love 
50:00 <Maurice> I was busy watching other things that didn't involve my tv
50:00 <Maurice> Like porn
50:00 <stebie> must put electric blanket on... so cold.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... that's acceptable
50:00 <Bastardly_One> bah @ cold
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd die up here
51:00 <Bill_> haha
51:00 <Excessive> down there
51:00 <Serenity> yeah balarat isnt up anywhere really
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Bill_'s taste in music no doubt sums up his personality
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it is actually ... 250 ft above sea level I think
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I win
52:00 <Excessive> still south from here
52:00 <stebie> i thought ballarat was like hell
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's that fucking great divide we have and the dome we live in 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it is ... like a frozen version of hell
53:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait until the weekend
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm escaping to melb for the weekend
53:00 <Bastardly_One> (at this stage)
53:00 <Bill_> Can I get my drink on ?
53:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShWDx9g7zbg
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ice Cube - Hello (Mar 10, 2009) - Category: Music - -
53:00 <Excessive> still gots syd in mind or not ne mo?
53:00 <munkeynuts> im drinking tea ;D
53:00 <munkeynuts> havent eaten all day, well since rounod 4am
54:00 <Maurice> Lol SexTourettes
54:00 <munkeynuts> OH YOU OLD WENCH
54:00 <Maurice> Er, Serenity
54:00 <Maurice> TAB doesn't work when you change nicks..
54:00 <munkeynuts> sextourettes thats mad
54:00 <Nanna_Shazza> lol
54:00 <Nanna_Shazza> that woman
54:00 <Nanna_Shazza> is fucking revolting btw
54:00 <Maurice> Hows her form when she yelled at that sleeping kid
54:00 <munkeynuts> change ur nick to my nick MrsCoochieKisses
54:00 <munkeynuts> ;)
54:00 <Maurice> 'see, sleeps through everything'
54:00 <munkeynuts> coz u luv to muff dive eheh
55:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK-o_PWtEE8
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lil' cease - Play around.wmv (Feb 28, 2010) 4:12 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 12,764 - 119 likes (98.3%), 2 dislikes (1.7%)
56:00 <Loof> i just had sex
56:00 <Loof> with my hand
56:00 <munkeynuts> have you ever jerked off with your hand upside down
56:00 <munkeynuts> feels like a chick is doin it
56:00 <Loof> had to after seeing that naked tranny on wentworth
56:00 <munkeynuts> its fucken dope
57:00 <Nanna_Shazza> ewwwwwwww
57:00 <munkeynuts> and ya dont get come on your hand..
57:00 <Nanna_Shazza> Maurice..
57:00 <Maurice> This dude
57:00 <Nanna_Shazza> me fave drink is cum
57:00 <Nanna_Shazza> UGH
57:00 <Maurice> Lol
58:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokTE-njLRA
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Pushit (Jun 24, 2008) 9:55 - Category: Music - 1,042,230 - 3,815 likes (97.9%), 83 dislikes (2.1%)
58:00 <Loof> cum soda
58:00 <Maurice> Rank, drinking out of someones boot
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