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00:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/BeBSs.jpg
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> wth is that tucky?
00:00 <Serenity> ill just put more purple through
00:00 <TheRiddler> that some fancy carriages there
00:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of Stevie
00:00 <Serenity> and leave it alone
00:00 <Mew> havent you heard that song sae?
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> no
00:00 <doctor> haha mew
00:00 <Mew> nvm then 
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> rhiannon?
00:00 <Serenity> .
01:00 <Bastardly_One> her and lindsay buckingham were an item for that many years it's not funny
01:00 <Serenity> im gonna ban him in a minute
01:00 <Serenity> if he keeps ignoring me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> all of fleetwood mac were couples
01:00 <Bastardly_One> at some stage
01:00 <Mew> who
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Simon
01:00 <Serenity> gaemon
01:00 <Bastardly_One> stop ignoring Serenity or she'll perm ban you
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> ok what? why interest in me all of a sudden?
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> i just want to be left alone
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> and chat
02:00 <Serenity> answer my question
02:00 <Mew> please dont come to #cats if you get banned
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> what is it?
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> something always makes ppl z-lined
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> when join cats
02:00 <Serenity> [9:49pm] <Serenity> [sA3m0n] serious question. why are you still pretending to be in a wheelchair
02:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UarWZqSgW0&feature=kp
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: k-os - I Wish I Knew Natalie Portman (Nov 13, 2009) 4:01 - Category: Music - 33,917 - 185 likes (98.4%), 3 dislikes (1.6%)
02:00 <Bastardly_One> see what a bit of use of a real name does?
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> can i tell you in pm Serenity?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we all want to know out here
03:00 <Serenity> im just gonna tell everyone anyway
03:00 <DemonsRun> ^^
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> i dont want to be attacked harrassed and abused by people like Bastardly_One here
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> just waiting to attack me.
03:00 <Serenity> thats the ONLY reason people attack you
03:00 <Serenity> for lying..
03:00 <DemonsRun> You've just admitted you are pretending
03:00 <DemonsRun> You idiot
03:00 <Serenity> if you just be honest and get it out the way
03:00 <Serenity> people will forgive you and move on
03:00 <xm> he likes to pretend to be in a wheelchair because he also thinks he is Professor Xavier. using his telepathic powers to make us believe in his stories
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol xm
03:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/8VbYK.jpg lol wtf
04:00 <DemonsRun> Just fucking say it semen
04:00 <xm> say it. come on. it's been 6 months now. i l... i... i..LIE!! I LIE!!!
04:00 <xm> THERE
04:00 <xm> you happy now????
05:00 <Serenity> i want to e-root xm while we're doing honesties
05:00 <Bastardly_One> e-root
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you charmer 
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> yo loofy
05:00 <Mew> [sA3m0n] you should take a pic of the real you holding a sign to prove its you and we'll all be nice to you forever and ever
05:00 <Mew> amen
05:00 <Loof> sup dude
06:00 <Mew> praise jeesuss
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> nothin much bro
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> just chillin
06:00 <Serenity> the only reason im a bitch to him is because he lies. and pretends to be all this weird shit
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> might rewatch some game of thrones again mang
06:00 <Serenity> im not concerned about why anyone else is like that with him
06:00 <fawks> Sez and Mew you might like this
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> jon snow nights watch all out war with the wildings 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> He's so full of shit 
06:00 <Loof> oooh the new ep
06:00 <fawks> HOW TO MAKE A GIANT GUMMY JELLY BABY: http://youtu.be/OBDz4WjK1KA
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> its hecktic
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HOW TO MAKE A GIANT GUMMY JELLY BABY (Date not found) 5:29 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 4,356,482 - 28,894 likes (96.2%), 1,134 dislikes (3.8%)
06:00 <Loof> haven't seen it yet
06:00 <Bastardly_One> in fact us deviants don't really go on and on and on 
06:00 <Serenity> :O
06:00 <xm> i think people's lies/delusions are funny. but there are limits to that of course
07:00 <Bastardly_One> see DemonsRun or I going on about shit every 10 seconds that isnt real?
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> its awesome Longie
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> loof*
07:00 <DemonsRun> What?
07:00 <Loof> sweet
07:00 <Bastardly_One> his deviant stuff
07:00 <DemonsRun> Ah
07:00 <Bastardly_One> complete bullshit 
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> the latest game of thrones ep
07:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the latest Thrones is CRAP
07:00 <DemonsRun> He's just choosing to ignore it all now
07:00 <DemonsRun> Coz he's been caught out
08:00 <DemonsRun> If he'd just admit it then all the shit would stop
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> no Bastardly_One its not crap
08:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine him out at Abode
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> did u laugh at the end
08:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG he would die
08:00 <Serenity> is flavoured geletin just jelly crystals?
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> when that lil kid olly shot ygritte?
08:00 <Loof> no spoiler splz
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, I won't mention about Jon
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> oh shit soory loof :S
08:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah Serenity but still have to make it differently I think
08:00 <Bastardly_One> on the watchtower
09:00 <DemonsRun> Coz gelatin sets quicker and harder
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> wat u on about
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> nothin happened to jon in that latest ep
09:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh is that the difference?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> actually wondered the difference
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> huh?
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> its probably not gona be different from the books
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ignoring you like you are everyone else fuck up
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> he would proably end up getting julius caesared
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking to DemonsRun about the difference
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> either in ep 10
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> or next seasons
10:00 <DemonsRun> What?
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> what wat?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> jelly and gelatin
10:00 <Bastardly_One> crystals
10:00 <DemonsRun> Oh
10:00 <DemonsRun> K
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key
10:00 <Loof> cause that's healthier than maccas
10:00 <Serenity> well jelly crystals are part gelatin theres just other shit in there
10:00 <Loof> lol @ u
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> just suger mostly
11:00 <Loof> sugar is worse than meth imo
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> haha
11:00 <DemonsRun> Stfu [sA3m0n] 
11:00 <DemonsRun> No one asked you
11:00 <Serenity> so get sugar free jelly if it bothers you
11:00 <Serenity> we're talking about a video faux posted
11:00 <milk> I only ever tell the truth, I just have no understanding of reality
11:00 <Loof> and those artificial sweeteners are even worse for you than sugar
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> you cant handle the truth!
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> tom cruise trie lies
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> tue*
12:00 <Serenity> faux that was cool
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> ture*
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> true*
12:00 <fawks> Yeah
12:00 <Serenity> i want to make one with vodka
12:00 <fawks> Ohh
12:00 <fawks> Yum
12:00 <DemonsRun> One what
12:00 <fawks> I was gonna say ITLL be cool for your kids
12:00 <fawks> But no vodka
12:00 <fawks> Lol
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> wheres that prowl thing?
12:00 <Serenity> the video DemonsRun!
12:00 <Serenity> keep up
12:00 <milk> I killed a lot of people, but they were all bad.
12:00 <DemonsRun> Didn't look
12:00 <DemonsRun> On phone
12:00 <Serenity> -.-
13:00 <fawks> Anyway
13:00 <[sA3m0n]> irregardless milk, that is wrong
13:00 <DemonsRun> For summer
13:00 <Serenity> i need to find out if flavoured gelatin is just jelly
13:00 <DemonsRun> I wanna make vodka soaked gummy bears in lemonade icypoles
13:00 <Serenity> we did the skittles vodka
13:00 <Loof> https://au.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100513164642AAgnemE
13:00 <DemonsRun> Too sweet
14:00 <Loof> ^
14:00 <Serenity> wasnt sweet at all
14:00 <[sA3m0n]> deebeetus
14:00 <milk> senseless waste of human life?
14:00 <Serenity> saemon fuck off you drink litres of iced coffee which is worse than any of what we've said you disgusting blob
14:00 <DemonsRun> Ugh frosty drinks that shit
14:00 <Serenity> its fucking revolting
14:00 <[sA3m0n]> actually ive cutted down on that now since ibe become lactose intolerant
15:00 <DemonsRun> His workmate drinks about 4-6 cans of mother a day
15:00 <Serenity> yuck
15:00 <DemonsRun> You can smell it on him
15:00 <Loof> we're switching from milk to soy
15:00 <Maurice> Eww family guy, Brian and Stewie became blood brothers and Stewie goes 'are you blood brothers with Meg since you ate her tampon out of the trash?' 'No, thats something else'
15:00 <Loof> dairy is fucked
15:00 <Serenity> i love almond milk
15:00 <[sA3m0n]> wat does he do for work to drink that much mother drink?
15:00 <xm> can you become lactose intolerant later on in life?
15:00 <[sA3m0n]> construction?
15:00 <Serenity> i hate milk
15:00 <xm> thought it was genetic
15:00 <malk> problem solved
15:00 <DemonsRun> I loveeeee milk
15:00 <Serenity> xm things like gastro and intestinal problems can cause LI later in life
15:00 <Serenity> its rarely permanent
15:00 <xm> i dont care about milk. i just like chocolate and cheese thanks
16:00 <DemonsRun> Semen I'm not answering you til you admit you're full of shit
16:00 <Serenity> usually it lasts a few months until the system recovers
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> ok im full of shit
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> there happy?
16:00 <DemonsRun> Xm the easiest way to become LI is to be someone who drinks plenty a day, to cutting it out for no reason
16:00 <Serenity> but why
17:00 <malk> well to be brutally honest, there are some things about my life I just don't understand and probably never will
17:00 <malk> but hey
17:00 <doctor> yes as with anyone
17:00 <malk> doesn't mean I can't enjoy it right?
17:00 <[sA3m0n]> well with me, ive found that i began to have alot of gas
17:00 <DemonsRun> Carters fucking duck scratched me -.-
17:00 <[sA3m0n]> aboyt 30mins after ive drunken milk
17:00 <DemonsRun> POS
17:00 <Serenity> gas isnt lactose intolerance you idiot
17:00 <[sA3m0n]> this began like last year
17:00 <[sA3m0n]> i get diarreah as well
18:00 <Mew> has anyone tried one of those do it yourself tooth filling kits?
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> ive looked it up its symptoms of LI
18:00 <Serenity> you what
18:00 <doctor> coffee does that with me
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's from now eating enough solids
18:00 <DemonsRun> Ewww coffee
18:00 <xm> because there's less weight with fewer limbs and all, do you feel more 'lift' on the wheelchair when you let a big one rip?
18:00 <doctor> nothing like drinking coffee on an empty stomach
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> nah 
18:00 <DemonsRun> Xm what wheelchair?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> eating rubbishy food a lot will cause the runs
18:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
18:00 <xm> i like to entertain the idea he has one
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> i put cotton buds between my asscheeks
19:00 <Serenity> ugh see
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> it keeps the farts silent and soft
19:00 <Serenity> i cant handle this shit
19:00 <DemonsRun> I can't stand liars
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
19:00 <Serenity> least while loofs a jerk at times he doesnt bullshit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> do anything to me
19:00 <Loof> ty :)
19:00 <fawks> Gas is a symptom of lactose intolerance 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lie and I dont forgive
19:00 <Bastardly_One> then I must be LI city
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I fart 24/7
20:00 <doctor> i think i have an internet addiction
20:00 <fawks> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to no gall bladder
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and eating crap
20:00 <fawks> Ive switched to lactose free milk 
20:00 <fawks> I love it
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> same
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I love milk
20:00 <xm> that now gives a new meaning to Chun-LI with her killer gas move
20:00 <DemonsRun> I like full cream milk 
20:00 <DemonsRun> Everyday
20:00 <malk> ok, imagine you are actually Arnie and a million people a standing around you screaming "get to dah choppah"
20:00 <Bastardly_One> milk is like the best
20:00 <Maurice> I love milk
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> ive tried rice milk, almond milk, goats milk
20:00 <TheRiddler> vanilla shake n shakes mmn
20:00 <fawks> Full cream is better for you than lite or skim
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> soy milk
20:00 <Loof> milk is terrible for you
20:00 <fawks> Skim is rubbish 
20:00 <Loof> sorry
20:00 <Loof> its for cows
20:00 <DemonsRun> [sA3m0n]: STFU knowitall
20:00 <fawks> Obviously in moderation though 
20:00 <Maurice> Yeah, milk is terrible, lets drink formula instead
20:00 <xm> i quite liked almond milk
21:00 <xm> soy milk is terrible if it isnt sugared up
21:00 <Bastardly_One> milk is actually liquid food
21:00 <fawks> I hate soy I don't care if its great for you 
21:00 <fawks> It tastes like nutty chalk 
21:00 <TheRiddler> I hate almond milk
21:00 <xm> i dont think it is good
21:00 <fawks> Vom
21:00 <Loof> bastardly_one you have no muscle at all, your opinion is invalid
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
21:00 <Loof> living on your sugarly shit
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> doeshe even lift?
21:00 <Maurice> Loof has muscle, in the form of his wife
21:00 <fawks> Lmao
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that makes it invalid does it?
21:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
21:00 <fawks> And she prob just walked in
21:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking idiot
22:00 <Maurice> And stay out you giant penis face
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> devondale milk is one of the best tasting for me
22:00 <fawks> Liddell's all the way
22:00 <Bastardly_One> uht
22:00 <xm> Loof made an app that will auto-close his mIRC when it hears her voice
22:00 <Bastardly_One> is fucking disgusting
22:00 <DemonsRun> I failed my HR licence last week :(
22:00 <Bastardly_One> best cheap milk is coles
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> nah i used to like UHT in those white bottle
22:00 <xm> Ling-Wa-Wa-Warning
22:00 <Bastardly_One> best brand milk is Pauls
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> nah coles and woolies milk is all like 80% permeate
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> watered down shit
23:00 <DemonsRun> Aldi milk <3
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh really idiot?
23:00 <xm> is there an Aldi in Perth yet?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> read the label at coles next tie
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> dont call me names plz
23:00 <Bastardly_One> no permeate
23:00 <DemonsRun> I love aldi!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well don't be an idiot
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> it was on today tonight and a current affair dicko
23:00 <Maurice> We're getting an Aldi next year or something
23:00 <Maurice> 5 mins from me
23:00 <Bastardly_One> our 3 aldis are a bit crap
23:00 <malk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=97YnGQE1q6M
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Austen Tayshus - Australiana (Jun 24, 2007) 3:22 - Category: Comedy - 171,424 - 254 likes (92.7%), 20 dislikes (7.3%)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different each store
24:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck I knew frosty had to go there today -.-
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and each store only has about 2 products each 
24:00 <xm> i remember someone here, i think Sponge, saying he bought a computer from them
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> aldo is weird...where does their brands come from
24:00 <DemonsRun> Ours is brilliant
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a netbook from them
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> germany?
24:00 <xm> the idea of buying a PC from a store like thath seems strange to me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> a little medion
24:00 <DemonsRun> xm: We got two laptops from aldi
24:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the medions are alright xm
24:00 <DemonsRun> They still work like a charm
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> do they work well?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and it might of been the gaming machine they had 2 yrs ago
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that looked quite alright at the time
25:00 <DemonsRun> They're about 4 yrs old now
25:00 <xm> how much is the cheapest lappy?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lappy or netbook?
25:00 <DemonsRun> Like 500 I think
25:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen a lappy there but the netbook cost me 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> 250?
25:00 <DemonsRun> For 15" screen
25:00 <xm> if you're just messing around with an Android a cheap one might not be too bad
25:00 <xm> like for testing stuff
26:00 <[sA3m0n]> i want a Walmart here
26:00 <DemonsRun> Was $700 for 15" screen 3/4 yrs ago & 800 for 17/18"
26:00 <Bastardly_One> CostCo is coming 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and people are acting like that is fantastic
26:00 <[sA3m0n]> isnt it?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Americans laugh when I tell them that
26:00 <[sA3m0n]> most competiion
26:00 <Mew> http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee9d7f1574c1583f1a1360329bf02e70/tumblr_n5zg0gzllL1r539hzo1_400.gif
26:00 <DemonsRun> Australia needs couponing
26:00 <[sA3m0n]> means lower prices overall
26:00 <[sA3m0n]> for consumers
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they consider CostCo like low
26:00 <[sA3m0n]> like wat, the reject shop low?
27:00 <DemonsRun> Couponing would save so much money
27:00 <DemonsRun> For buyers anyway
27:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol i saw a pic of a chick with all the shit she couponed
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll never forget the first time I went to the US and saw my first Target over there
27:00 <[sA3m0n]> all them cancer causing processed sugary oily foods
27:00 <Bastardly_One> they're totally different
27:00 <[sA3m0n]> i lol'd
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this one had a fountain in it and all 
27:00 <DemonsRun> Go look up extreme couponing semen
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and a pharmacy and all sorts of shit
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> i have
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> most of the time
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> its shit that no one would really buy
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> thats on coupon offers
28:00 <xm> did you pick up a gun and mag from the bargain bin and aim for the Target sign
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and our aust versions of Kmart and Target aren't ran by the same companies
28:00 <Bastardly_One> heh xm
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> 20 cans of corned beef
28:00 <DemonsRun> You're a fucking idiot
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a trip man 
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> yah thanks 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing like guns and machine guns and shit
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> i wouldnt even eat that salty shit for free
28:00 <Bastardly_One> in alisles
28:00 <xm> wait, machine guns there?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> like I'm in TARGET
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ak's and stuff
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in fucking target!
29:00 <[sA3m0n]> no wonder theres always mass shootings in the U.S all the time
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the american I'm with is like yeah and?
29:00 <DemonsRun> Time to attempt sleep
29:00 <[sA3m0n]> they gotta stop making guns to widely avalable
29:00 <xm> put the AKs in the shopping trolley then go to the make up section and try to look like Rambo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I got used to that kind of thing but the very first time
30:00 <Bastardly_One> was a total trip
30:00 <xm> i wasnt aware about the machine guns bit
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that was in Texas
30:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol them rednecks
30:00 <Bastardly_One> great people but they live up to their stereotypes
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but very very friendly people
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just stereotypical 
31:00 <[sA3m0n]> are they really that racist to blacks?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone is racist to everyone in america
31:00 <Loof> i fried
31:00 <[sA3m0n]> ic
31:00 <Bastardly_One> just on the quiet so they don't get sues
31:00 <Loof> australia is more racist
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *sued
31:00 <Loof> we're known for it
31:00 <Bastardly_One> more openly racist you mean
32:00 <TheRiddler> utah n get married with 7 wives :p
32:00 <Bastardly_One> great countryside and awesome and I mean awesome people
32:00 <[sA3m0n]> i'd go to washington DC
32:00 <[sA3m0n]> where the powerful ppl are
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I lived in Washington State for over a year 
32:00 <[sA3m0n]> how was it?
33:00 <xm> why were you over there?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> just outside Seattle in a place called Tecoma
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> was it like how ACT is to australia?
33:00 <xm> was it an IRC meet?
33:00 <xm> pretty expensive fi so
33:00 <xm> if*
33:00 <Loof> first i've heard you've even been to the US b1
33:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, 89 - 91
33:00 <Loof> frankly it sounds made up
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> wow
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I worked for bands mixing
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> spanning 2 decades
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> your time in america
33:00 <Serenity> .
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Loof Ive told it before
33:00 <Serenity> you are genuinely the biggest eff wit ever
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol i got that line from the simpsons
33:00 <milk> ever lived your life just to hear a single truth?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you need selective blindless Serenity
34:00 <Bastardly_One> or it drives you nuts
34:00 <xm> 1991 was around the time they had that panic over the gulf war wasnt it? with the gas masks and all that
34:00 <xm> or was that 1992
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I just missed that shit by 3 mths
34:00 <TheRiddler> do you learn that in the US b1? :p
34:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler :P
34:00 <xm> i was young then and sort of scared. i legit wanted a gas mask
34:00 <xm> now i just realise everything on the news is bs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> want one now?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I have 2 ... one  I don't like
35:00 <xm> props?
35:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One wat was the rasslin scene like back then?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
35:00 <[sA3m0n]> hulkamania was runnin wild right?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> bdsm props
35:00 <Bastardly_One> work though
35:00 <Bastardly_One> both of them
35:00 <xm> i was thinking maybe for a band
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss making music tbh
36:00 <[sA3m0n]> does the mask look like kroenens?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> in the band sense 
36:00 <Loof> then make music
36:00 <Serenity> i was like... 3 years old in 89
36:00 <[sA3m0n]> from hell boy?
36:00 <Serenity> you're all too old
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I reckon Serenity
36:00 <Loof> 89 was the best year of my life
36:00 <Bastardly_One> 90 was the best year of my life
36:00 <[sA3m0n]> why?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the shit I got up to over there I can't replicate ever
37:00 <Loof> 90 is when hell happened
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> like that?
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> what*
37:00 <Mew> i was 0 in 1990
37:00 <Maurice> I was 8 :/
37:00 <Loof> nawww
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like being banned from a petting zoo turning up with a bunch of rednecks in monster trucks who were in a band called TAD
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not our fault we'd be drinking for 2 days
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and people shouldn't dare me
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol sounds hecktik
38:00 <Serenity> i was 4
38:00 <Serenity> ADORBS
38:00 <Bastardly_One> upset all the animals and got banned 
38:00 <Loof> those were the times my friend we thought they'd never end
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> haha you guys were like dX it seems 
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> or nWo
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> wat else of significance happened in 1990
39:00 <Bastardly_One> man, I was 20 something
39:00 <Bastardly_One> not even had my son yet
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> didnt ultimate warrior beat hogan for the WWF title?
39:00 <xm> teenage mutant ninja turtles
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and having the time of my life mixing all these bands that became rock stars
39:00 <Bastardly_One> was fucking amazing
40:00 <Loof> .. this is the song that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because...
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> man Johninja was right about you Bastardly_One
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> you sure have lived.
40:00 <Loof> in his mind
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol thats mean
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you could back then in the 90s
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if you wanted to
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> yeah times were easier
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no way could you do it today ... I feel sorry for "the kids" today
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> things were cheaper
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> etc
40:00 <Bastardly_One> for once you're correct
41:00 <Loof> but you know we were happier then, BECAUSE WE HAD NOTHING
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I was 
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> wat was the fashion like in 1990? was it still remnants of the 80s?
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> women with curly fuzzy perms
41:00 <Loof> seattle grunge
41:00 <Bastardly_One> not much differnet than today IMO
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> piccolo shoulder pads?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah grunge
42:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I was for the only time in my life
42:00 <Loof> docs, ripped jeans, same as today
42:00 <Bastardly_One> in the right place at the right time
42:00 <Bastardly_One> to see the birth of rawk again
42:00 <Bastardly_One> aka rock
42:00 <Loof> if you wanna see 90s fashion look how the little teen hipsters are dressing atm
42:00 <[sA3m0n]> well when i want to see 90s fashion i just watch old eps of might morphin power rangers
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that's 80s throwback
42:00 <[sA3m0n]> ic
43:00 <Loof> 80s retro is dead
43:00 <Loof> it's 90s now
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> i like 70s fashion
43:00 <Bastardly_One> 90s is just exactly when you see the kids wearing today
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> tight pants tight shirts
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> this is because i recently saw x-men days of future past
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> set in the 70s
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> pretty awesome
43:00 <milk> there was more to power rangers than the pink ranger
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> wat era is happy days set in?
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> 50s or 60s?
44:00 <milk> hint: early colour
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> 50s then
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I found my thri iil
45:00 <milk> that generation was picking up the pieces
45:00 <Bastardly_One> on blueberry hil
45:00 <Bastardly_One> *hill
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah didn't help them much did it?
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> i like the old days fashion
45:00 <xm> if it were the 60s the fonz would be doing the right thing and bash  hippies
46:00 <xm> i never saw that
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the 60s came around and vietman blew that out o the water
46:00 <xm> therefore, noto 60s
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> like the 1920s-40s
46:00 <xm> not*
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm he would
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> everyone was so classy and stylish and formal
46:00 <xm> yeap, go around on his motorcycle with a baseball bat
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's 40s and early 50s
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the genre of film is called Noir
46:00 <xm> it's actually a pretty decent show
47:00 <xm> might go download it all
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> happy days?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, and you'd see Richie saying
47:00 <xm> yes
47:00 <Bastardly_One> gee!  I don't know Fonz
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> the fonz is actually like 5'3 or something
47:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe the hippies are really swell guys and gals
47:00 <xm> Putin is pretty short too
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> look up the actors imdb
47:00 <xm> yet commands all that respect
47:00 <Bastardly_One> come on fonz let's give them a chance
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> its says on his bio
47:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up Richie *smash*
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> ikr xm
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> he is like vegeta
48:00 <xm> i'd love for the hippie to come into the diner and ask for vegetarian burgers and for that jap dude to chase them out with a meat cleaver
48:00 <xm> hippies*
49:00 <[sA3m0n]> nah why meat cleaver
49:00 <[sA3m0n]> why not katana
49:00 <xm> what else?
49:00 <[sA3m0n]> he's jap so why not
49:00 <xm> well he could also make them into POWs
49:00 <xm> maybe have a secret dungeon like Alf
49:00 <fawks> Serenity CHOCOLATE FUDGE (In 90 seconds) - 3 Ingredients: http://youtu.be/zupJjHt2-b0
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CHOCOLATE FUDGE (In 90 seconds) - 3 Ingredients (Date not found) 3:41 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 214,885 - 3,135 likes (97.4%), 85 dislikes (2.6%)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> did you notice though
50:00 <Serenity> oh god what are you doing to me
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they were both called Al?
50:00 <[sA3m0n]> he can summon gojira 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the italian one and I think the Jap one
50:00 <[sA3m0n]> and some mechas
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and don't download
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they're on eleven
51:00 <Bastardly_One> at midnight or 12:30
51:00 <Bastardly_One> every day
51:00 <[sA3m0n]> actually reminds me, pacific rim would be what a high budget power rangers megazord would be like
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> has there ever been a gamera vs godzilla?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking women!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> brb while I punch something
54:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that's better
56:00 <fawks> Lol sez
56:00 <fawks> They look yummy 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I ... cannot ... stop ... eating
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> u got high metabolism b1
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> lucky ass
00:00 <Serenity> id use rice bubbles instead of nuts fawks
00:00 <Serenity> that would be yarm
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> man i hate how that breaking bad guy is milking too much of his breaking bad work 
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> in every award show etc he's always makin refrences to cooking up drugs in his speeches
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> its like get over it already
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> u dont hear harrison ford wearing a cowboy hat and a whip everywhere he goes
01:00 <Serenity> bit like you and your fake persona
01:00 <Serenity> get over it already
01:00 <xm> "Where do you get your inspiration from when acting?" "I use the meth-od acting technique. LOL! See what I did there?"
02:00 <Serenity> fawks.... did you see the chocolate pancake cake
02:00 <Serenity> hnngg
02:00 <fawks> Noo
02:00 <fawks> I'm watching a potato bake one
02:00 <fawks> lol
02:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyv0gNV9CeI
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CHOCOLATE PANCAKE CAKE - Nicko's Kitchen (Date not found) 6:12 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 152,134 - 2,530 likes (97.2%), 73 dislikes (2.8%)
03:00 <Sponge> all new thrones starts now
05:00 <Bastardly_One> geez, Saemon is so gullible
06:00 <Bastardly_One> this start of Raw is predictable
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and he acts like it was a shock
06:00 <Dark_Weather> http://thehungariangirl.com/2012/11/17/hungarian-poppy-seed-walnut-rolls/
07:00 <Sponge> all new silicon valley starts now
07:00 <Sponge> DID YOU know you can tell a sociopath due to yawning. Seeing someone yawn makes normal people yawn, but not sociopaths
08:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently that's supposedly true
09:00 <Serenity> i can make my cat yawn
09:00 <xm> especially true about Hannibal when he wore that mask
09:00 <fawks> Lmao sez
10:00 <fawks> "I dunno how I'm gonna get my mouth around this... Yes I did just say that"
10:00 <Serenity> LOL
10:00 <fawks> Looks delish
10:00 <Serenity> i want to headbutt that stack
10:00 <Serenity> so bad
10:00 <fawks> Rofl
16:00 <fawks> KRISPY KREME DONUTS - VIDEO RECIPE: http://youtu.be/aqtTb62RoK8
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KRISPY KREME DONUTS - VIDEO RECIPE (Date not found) 5:55 - Category: Entertainment - 706,426 - 5,659 likes (95.1%), 293 dislikes (4.9%)
16:00 <fawks> wot
17:00 <Loof> crispy cunt donot
18:00 <milk> oh well, I'm not allowed to have friends or speak for myself again.... millenium over
19:00 <Bastardly_One> krispy kreme are so greasy and bleh
20:00 <Serenity> ive never had one
20:00 <Serenity> they had a van at last years royal show but the line was fucking ridic
20:00 <Serenity> so i didnt bother
21:00 <Bastardly_One> once in a lifetime experience for me 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> too rich
21:00 <Maurice> I got a box through a fundraiser
21:00 <Maurice> I had one choc one
21:00 <Maurice> The kids and Cam ate the other 11
21:00 <Bastardly_One> then they opened in Melbourne they had lines for blocks
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *when they
22:00 <Serenity> not a massive fan of cakey type donuts
23:00 <Serenity> just give me the old hot cinnamon donut
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I find even normal donuts a bit too much ... except jam donuts warm
23:00 <Maurice> I'm not a donut fan
23:00 <Loof> i like em fresh
23:00 <Loof> if not gross
23:00 <Maurice> Dreamy donuts taste like cadbury choc though
23:00 <Maurice> Nom
23:00 <Serenity> straight out of the fryer freshly sugared
23:00 <Serenity> no cream no jam no icing
23:00 <Loof> mmm
23:00 <xm> it's better with all that
24:00 <xm> and maybe a glaced cherry
24:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said about 20 times I cannot stop eating ... heating up a potato pasty now
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes there is a difference between those and normal ones 
25:00 <TheRiddler> krispy kremes glazed donut fresh from the cooker
25:00 <xm> Polish Donuts m8888888888888888888
25:00 <xm> that's why Hitler and the USSR were fighting over Poland
25:00 <Loof> i can tell i have good weed if i eat a lot
25:00 <xm> it was over who controlled the Polish Donut factories
25:00 <xm> whoever controlled that, controlled Europe
26:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
26:00 <Bastardly_One> the horse meat trade
26:00 <Loof> whore meat trade
26:00 <xm> you know they eat dog meat in some villages of Switzerland
26:00 <xm> it's been a long tradition or something
26:00 <Loof> i wanna try dog so bad
27:00 <Loof> a noisy little shit dog
27:00 <Loof> spit roasted
27:00 <Loof> mmm
27:00 <Bastardly_One> go down the main street of your suburb
27:00 <xm> those sharpeis look like they'd taste nice as "KFC"
27:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure one of the stores sell it
27:00 <Loof> wouldn't surprise me b1
27:00 <Bastardly_One> in footscray some of the pies and stuff you buy from the bakeries
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit aint pork or beef
28:00 <Bastardly_One> had one once I am not sure what it was 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but had one bite, spat it out and threw it in the bin
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Melbourne has changed heaps on me 
29:00 <xm> would be a good prank to throw in a fake dog tag for "Max"
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been passing through the last couple of weekends
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
29:00 <xm> "Hello my name is Max if I am lost please ring 04235235223323"
30:00 <xm> "Hello about your dog...are you familiar with Vietnamese cuisine?"
30:00 <xm> "Please have a seat"
30:00 <Bastardly_One> actually Loof
30:00 <Bastardly_One> do you get in the city?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a viet place dirt cheap that has been around 20 odd years
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so nice
31:00 <Loof> cool
31:00 <Bastardly_One> crn of Swanston and Lonsdale
31:00 <Bastardly_One> even a pig like you would be full for a tenner
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss all the polish and russian delis
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and the greek food shops
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I love greek pastries
33:00 <xm> cant remember the name of that Greek biscuit. it's the one with fine sugar all over it
33:00 <xm> woolworths sells it i think
33:00 <Defunct> Helenism
33:00 <xm> pretty good
33:00 <Bastardly_One> spanokoptia is the best
33:00 <Bastardly_One> just spinach and cheese and sometimes onion in filo pastry really
33:00 <xm> that and crostoli...
34:00 <xm> crostoli used to be like crack foro me
34:00 <xm> for*
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and they do good sweets I agree
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
34:00 <Dark_Weather> soz ................
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
34:00 <Dark_Weather> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=kati+teszta&client=opera&tbm=isch&imgil=_qIlVqxcTdo7cM%253A%253Bhttps%253A%252F%252Fencrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com%252Fimages%253Fq%253Dtbn%253AANd9GcSImm4JRYJbGJuJCcXjEFpct5pxC_IVR25DFBz-Hqbf5LrEVEqR%253B480%253B360%253Buwa9jxUAcmFg6M%253Bhttp%25253A%25252F%25252Flakoma.gportal.hu%25252Fgindex.php%25253Fpg%2525253D18870998%25252526nid%2525253D4326622&source=iu&usg=__7P_C6EoogrkeN7uVYe11uXcXo3k%3D&sa=X&ei=0ySXU_
34:00 <Bastardly_One> go join Pandas in another channel yeah?
34:00 <Defunct> your links suck
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he will not fuck up about BF4
34:00 <Dark_Weather> that was my all time fave .............
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to smash him 
35:00 <Dark_Weather> chocolaty cake with the rum ting
35:00 <Bastardly_One> right click the proper url
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell us what it is 
35:00 <Dark_Weather> soz, I can't find it in english, u'd have to translate it if u were curios
35:00 <Dark_Weather> +u
36:00 <TheRiddler> tell him it's all BF hardline now
36:00 <Defunct> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=kati+teszta That's a better link idiot
36:00 <TheRiddler> cops n crooks
36:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but every description of it 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> is in hungarian
37:00 <Bastardly_One> web search his image search
37:00 <Bastardly_One> looks nice though
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what does testa mean?
38:00 <Dark_Weather> cake
38:00 <Dark_Weather> Kati
38:00 <Dark_Weather> ]is a girl's name
38:00 <Bastardly_One> right
38:00 <Dark_Weather> as in Kate in eng if u like
38:00 <Bastardly_One> because there's different varieties
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what is the English equiv
38:00 <Bastardly_One> of Aniko?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the answer but I want to know if you do
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sounded like a Japanese word at first
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's Hungarian and a female name
39:00 <Dark_Weather> my nan always made it chocolatey rum the bown bit, n then the white stuff is mainly beaten egg white with other shit
39:00 <Dark_Weather> brown*
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what's Aniko in English fuck ya!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> hint
39:00 <Dark_Weather> another name?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> female name
40:00 <Dark_Weather> anna,?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Josie
40:00 <Bastardly_One> pronounced with a Z
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Jozie
40:00 <Dark_Weather> nah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> she proved it to me 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get how that would come out of an eastern euro language though
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that cake link
41:00 <Dark_Weather> aniko or anjuka?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> looks nice
41:00 <Bastardly_One> aniko 
41:00 <Dark_Weather> cause anjuka, is like .......... mummy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds more asian to me but she proved it on some name link shit
42:00 <Dark_Weather> and Aniko I've never heard of unless it's a non hungarian/later hungarian name
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hang on 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> if teszta means cake
43:00 <Bastardly_One> how can an Sona Tesztra be a ham cassorole thing?
43:00 <Dark_Weather> cause sonha is ham
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Sonas!
44:00 <Dark_Weather> or more referred to as prescuitto
44:00 <Loof> what's pandas saying about bf4?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but that would be ham cake
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, xm can give you a run down
44:00 <Dark_Weather> but more as sonka really
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I go blind or I rage 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <Loof> him and his stupid xbox one
44:00 <Loof> ps3 > xbox one
44:00 <Loof> :P
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh sorry
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it is sonka 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but that would still translate to ham cake 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdos
45:00 <Bastardly_One> looks tasty as 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I just went through a couple of windows left open
46:00 <Loof> i just wiped my ass with baby wipes, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm like ... who's arse is this?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been getting bored somewhere else I chat and asking for handbra and arse pics
47:00 <Bastardly_One> surprisingly a few have 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> "payed up"
47:00 <Dark_Weather> ugh .......... where is it ............
47:00 <Bastardly_One> good value
47:00 <Dark_Weather> gimmeh a tic
48:00 <Bastardly_One> xm
48:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see that quit?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't play that at present
49:00 <Bastardly_One> just haven't got the desire to
49:00 <Loof|GT6> i'm hooked
49:00 <Loof|GT6> pitty it's my brothers copy
49:00 <Bastardly_One> playing an add on to RDR
49:00 <Bastardly_One> RDR Undead
49:00 <Loof|GT6> buying it off psn on monday
49:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaah
49:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh shop around on foot
50:00 <Bastardly_One> see if you can find the collectors ed still somewhere
50:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously it'll take 2000 yrs to download digitally
50:00 <Loof|GT6> i like having them on the hard drive
50:00 <Bastardly_One> takes fucking forever to install off the disc as it is
50:00 <Loof|GT6> disks get scratched
51:00 <Bastardly_One> not if you look after them
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and keep stuff out of the way of your son
51:00 <Bastardly_One> can't be that hard
51:00 <xm> yeah, i hate his 'poems'. they're so embarressingly bad
52:00 <Dark_Weather> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/s960x960/1500774_637040353009166_1063224415_o.jpg
52:00 <Dark_Weather> anyone know simonna on here?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, I was referring more to the words before it 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what a sook
52:00 <Dark_Weather> she's romanian in melb
52:00 <xm> he's always been like that
52:00 <Bastardly_One> true
52:00 <Dark_Weather> she sent me that pic of when she was back at home during crissy
52:00 <xm> he as never that interesting enough to pay attention to
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and nope Excessive
52:00 <xm> was*
53:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, he's always annoyed me tbh
53:00 <Loof|GT6> time to chop up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the real reason I'm a bit over GT6
54:00 <Bastardly_One> is I accidently purchased a car for over a mil
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I could of won for nothing
54:00 <xm> he just makes the channel feel awkward because he tries too hard
54:00 <xm> i.e. people feeling sorry for him
54:00 <xm> but then get angry at him when he doesnt stop
54:00 <Mew> the playstation blues
55:00 <Bastardly_One> there's actually a song called that Mew
55:00 <xm> i just see it from the wannabe-artist angle too as that is where i am coming from
55:00 <Mew> wow 
55:00 <Mew> i want royalties
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that crap is annoying yeah?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I write but for fuck sake 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> do I wank on like that?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> please tell me I don't
55:00 <xm> i can relate to it -- and i know what he's going through
56:00 <xm> so he's publicly making a fool of himself
56:00 <Mew> like what
56:00 <xm> just triggers memories of what i used to do 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:56] <PandasDontDrive> stop acting like such a fucking hero
56:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:56] <PandasDontDrive> bangwagon jumping motherfucker.
56:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww watching are you?
57:00 <Mew> lmao
57:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, you lived and learnt though
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
57:00 <Maurice> What is this fuckery
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think after the 20th public humilation in one week sometimes
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that he'd of taken something on board but negative
58:00 <Mew> hes mentally ill from amityville
58:00 <Mew> irl and online
58:00 <xm> Bastardly_One: i think most artists have gone through that phase before. you know how you start releasing songs and lyrics/poems that arent up to scratch and think you're some creative genius then realise after the comedown it was rubbish
58:00 <Bastardly_One> accidently kill your family still
58:00 <Bastardly_One> because
58:00 <xm> i can deal with the bad songs bit
58:00 <Bastardly_One> IT'S NOT FUNNY!
58:00 <Mew> ooo so apt
58:00 <Bastardly_One> NOT TO ME!
58:00 <xm> but ive released a bit of poetry in the past
59:00 <TheRiddler> almost ready for nintendo press conference
59:00 <Bastardly_One> My poetry is fucking awesome
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes you do seperate the eurphoric good or bad from the rest
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't
59:00 <TheRiddler> I'll keep you all posted lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... I'm not Mr Maturity either so I don't know if I should be saying this 
00:00 <xm> it's also why i prefer the use of satire as i can express myself artistically without having to sound like a pretentious wanker
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but he is definitely heading to my vhost
01:00 <Bastardly_One> if he continues the way he is
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol robot chicken intro for the press conference
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he is just gonna blow that final fuse
05:00 <Mew> my poems are sick bro u shud have a read, im gon pm ya cos i no its what ya need, xbox, movies, I R C, these r what i live for oh and ps3, dont be doin that man ill bash down ur door, smash ur wife in the face with my spare ps4 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:02] <+Bastardly_One> instead of hiding
05:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:02] <+Bastardly_One> come in then and stop sending me pm's
05:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:04] <deadpandadolls> hiding?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you are 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> come out come out wherever you are 
05:00 <Maurice> Lol he pm'd me his poem
05:00 <Maurice> I was way too bent to read it all
06:00 <Maurice> But from what I read, it didn't rhyme
06:00 <Mew> was it the same as mine
06:00 <Maurice> If it was a load of shit, then yes
06:00 <Mew> pretty much
07:00 <Loof|GT6> gtfo pelican
07:00 <Loof|GT6> fgt
07:00 <Bastardly_One> poetry doesn't have to rhyme but it does have to make sense
07:00 <xm> he doesnt understand the fundamentals of poetry
07:00 <xm> then again he has a poor grasp of the English language to begin with...
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he's here and not hiding apparently
08:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone knows his nicks ... apparently
08:00 <Mew> he wont like us talking about how dumb he is 
08:00 <Loof|GT6> `seen PandasDontDrive
08:00 <Maurice> Look man, I'm from the Dr Seuss era, it damn well better rhyme
08:00 <Mew> he thinks hes super smart
09:00 <Dark_Weather> usxe teh ! trigger
09:00 <Dark_Weather> -x
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll do a small one of mine in my next post ... pretty much a hallmark card
09:00 <Mew> mine rhymed and i wrote it sitting on the toilet
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll seperate the lines with commas
09:00 <Mew> lift ya game pandas
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Do you remember being free?, Hold that thought, grasp it and persue it, and it becomes more ..., ... more than just a memory
10:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww aint that sweet?
10:00 <Loof|GT6> is this shitty poetry hour
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a tiny one ... 
10:00 <pelican> hello loof sweety
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yes Loof
10:00 <Loof|GT6> roses are red
11:00 <Loof|GT6> violets are blue
11:00 <Loof|GT6> you cunts are boring
11:00 <Loof|GT6> poo
11:00 <xm> ill DDoS you
11:00 <fawks> Ffs
11:00 <fawks> My nose keeps leaking 
11:00 <fawks> So annoying 
11:00 <Loof|GT6> tampon in there
11:00 <Loof|GT6> it's cool all the kids are doing it
12:00 <Maurice> Oh fawks, invest in a tissue company
12:00 <xm> fawks has a gas problem and is seeing a specialist soon. it's quite important, like within 48 hours. big case of gas
12:00 <Maurice> I went through a box of aloe vera ones in 2 days
12:00 <Loof|GT6> lots and lots of gas
12:00 <Loof|GT6> it's a gas
13:00 <fawks> I can't sleep cos me nose keeps dribbling 
13:00 <xm> i havent slept since mon morn
13:00 <Loof|GT6> and you wake up with your nose fused to the pillow with snot if you sleep
13:00 <xm> yet i feel wide awake
13:00 <Maurice> I hate it when your nose leaks and that tickle in your throat makes you cough up a lung
14:00 <pelican> i had that while ago
14:00 <Loof|GT6> i had a nap this afternoon and totally fucked my sleeping pattern again
14:00 <pelican> cracked a rib from coughin
14:00 <Maurice> I'm just getting over that head cold/cough shit
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I accidently fell asleep
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and stuffed up again
14:00 <Maurice> I purposely had a nap
14:00 <Loof|GT6> i'm not sure if these antibiotics are making me tired
14:00 <pelican> hey b1
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I ate myself to napping
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hey pelican
15:00 <pelican> drink with them loof
15:00 <Maurice> I got maccas for breakfast
15:00 <Maurice> Then before school pickup I went and got a choc sundae with extra topping
15:00 <Loof|GT6> pelican shouldn't you have your face wrapped around your brotherboyfriends cock right about now?
15:00 <Maurice> Thankfully they'd changed shifts so I wasn't served by the same people
16:00 <Mew> my hair is gross and i always wear a hat, i only let austnet cocks in and around my twat, i drink carlton draught and smoke winnie red, i bleach my pubes every night before bed, i laugh like a man and it makes me queef, my mouth looks like my gums are tryna chase my teeth
16:00 <pelican> calm down loof
16:00 <pelican> loll mew
16:00 <Maurice> Who are we, Mew
16:00 <Maurice> IS IT ME??
16:00 <Mew> who am i
16:00 <Mew> no lol
16:00 <Maurice> Bugger
16:00 <Maurice> I sounded exciting for a second
18:00 <Maurice> But who is it reall
18:00 <Maurice> y
18:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90x4sOdsI78 <--- this is what i think of Panda when i read his poems
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brian Nankervis - Allegro Music Australia - Boutique Event Entertainment Booking Agency (Jun 10, 2009) 1:11 - Category: Entertainment - 6,855 -
19:00 <TheRiddler> Toad gets his own game
19:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort of game?
19:00 <TheRiddler> a puzzle platformer
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they need to re-invent the rpg idea
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I played that recently on one of my nieces ds's
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the mario and luigi rpg
20:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
20:00 <Bastardly_One> from the NES days
21:00 <TheRiddler> the new zelda game 
22:00 <TheRiddler> holy shit it looks great
22:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't they always?
22:00 <TheRiddler> it's a full open world game
22:00 <Bastardly_One> as much as I love them it's the only reason besides mario I'd get a Nintendo console again
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and for 2 games? ... meh
23:00 <Loof|GT6> i'd get a wii u if it wasn't for the 4 hour battery life on the controller
23:00 <Loof|GT6> just for mario kart
24:00 <TheRiddler> you can get a bigger battery
24:00 <Loof|GT6> time to chop up
24:00 <TheRiddler> also you dont have to use the big game pad for the game
24:00 <Bastardly_One> again?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> mull pig
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I went game shopping for the PS3 today
26:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xb6b-1_ttVg
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: KOOL A.D. - HICKORY (FEAT TALIB KWELI and BOOTS RILEY) (PROD AMAZE 88) (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - 5,392 - 44 likes (97.8%), 1 dislikes (2.2%)
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and there is not one thing I want except maybe FIFA left
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and I might as well wait until around Christmas when I plan to get my PS4
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and get FIFA 15
26:00 <Bastardly_One> they're all the same 12,13, 14
27:00 <TheRiddler> bayonetta 1 comes with bayonetta 2
27:00 <Dark_Weather> ah, spliffffffffffffffffffffffffffeh tiem ............. I tend to agree
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep being told to get BF4
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I saw that ... was tempted but wasn't cheap enough
28:00 <Bastardly_One> never played it but been told I should
28:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I lie
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Darksiders II I should ge
28:00 <Bastardly_One> t
28:00 <Bastardly_One> loved the first one 
29:00 <TheRiddler> hyrule warriors looks good
29:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone was expecting God of War shit and that's why it didn't go huge IMO
29:00 <fawks> LOL MEW
29:00 <Loof|GT6> get bf4
29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck Edge of Tommorow looks shit
29:00 <TheRiddler> battlefield hardline
29:00 <Loof|GT6> squad up soldier!
29:00 <TheRiddler> fuck bf4
29:00 <fawks> k
29:00 <TheRiddler> you can play the beta now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> PS3 and fps don't go well together
30:00 <Bastardly_One> plus I'm shit at fps :P
30:00 <Maurice> I just woke my kid up on purpose
30:00 <Loof|GT6> i found out you can stream abc kids on a ps3
30:00 <Loof|GT6> zac is happy
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you bitch
30:00 <Bastardly_One> how come?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I bet he is Loof
30:00 <Maurice> They had a shower, put pjs on, just checked on them and the 11yr old is in his school uniform..
31:00 <Mew> efficient
31:00 <Maurice> I woke him up, made him put his pjs back on and told him thats a lesson learnt
31:00 <fawks> Saves him getting dressed in the morn
31:00 <Loof|GT6> i'm absolutely loving my ps3 so much more than previous xbox 360s
31:00 <Mew> saves time in the morning
31:00 <Maurice> He can piss off
31:00 <fawks> Loll
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I understood the logic too 
31:00 <Mew> oic
31:00 <fawks> oFC you did 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid I mean 
32:00 <Maurice> It might save time, but I doubt it since he sets his alarmn for frigging 6am
32:00 <Bastardly_One> not Maurice being mean
32:00 <Maurice> But it's not comfy sleeping in boardshorts and a collared shirt
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah to get up and play Minecraft I bet
32:00 <Bastardly_One> little freak
32:00 <fawks> kinda aboriginal
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... kinda aborignal
32:00 <Maurice> Not to mention his school badge
32:00 <fawks> Nerd
32:00 <Maurice> He really is
33:00 <fawks> I bet he's a Library monitor too
33:00 <Mew> did he loosen his tie?
33:00 <Maurice> Thankfully I didnt have to drive to nerd school today coz he had a high school excursion
33:00 <Maurice> I didn't want to drive that far
33:00 <fawks> Whats nerd school
33:00 <Maurice> This is WA, what tie
33:00 <Maurice> PEAC
33:00 <fawks> Ok
33:00 <Maurice> Smart kids get to ditch their school for 2 hours
33:00 <fawks> That doesn't help
34:00 <fawks> Oh
34:00 <Maurice> In favour of coding anf shit
34:00 <fawks> Cool
34:00 <Maurice> And
34:00 <Maurice> He sends ShadowLurker emails..
34:00 <fawks> Lol
34:00 <Maurice> About minecraft crap lol
34:00 <Loof|GT6> popular > nerd
34:00 <Maurice> Hes both
34:00 <fawks> Idk if that's cute or gay
34:00 <fawks> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> now you can make your own mario games
35:00 <Maurice> Its funny more than anything
35:00 <Maurice> He wants to be an engineer
35:00 <TheRiddler> in mario maker
35:00 <fawks> Ffs
35:00 <fawks> Can't sleep
35:00 <fawks> I'm getting out of bed
35:00 <fawks> Ftw
36:00 <Maurice> Clowns will eat you
36:00 <TheRiddler> I wont be able to sleep after this game
36:00 <Maurice> Wait, are you wearing your uniform, because I WILL make you change
36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
36:00 <Loof|GT6> http://imgur.com/vCJKT32
36:00 <Loof|GT6> i fried
36:00 <TheRiddler> err
36:00 <TheRiddler> video
37:00 <TheRiddler> press conference
37:00 <faux> k
37:00 <faux> on lappy
37:00 <faux> might as well do some uni work while i cant sleep
37:00 <Maurice> Whos the girl
37:00 <faux> what girl
37:00 <Loof|GT6> i should too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid?
37:00 <Maurice> In the link
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's his son
37:00 <Loof|GT6> lol
37:00 <Maurice> I know
38:00 <Maurice> Hes just very pretty
38:00 <faux> :|
38:00 <Maurice> Its ok, my gay smart kid was a pretty son too..
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I still worry though Loof|GT6
38:00 <xm> engineers rock :D
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's on formula at his age?
38:00 <xm> smartest people ever
39:00 <faux> god who gives a shit
39:00 <faux> to each their own
39:00 <Maurice> Yeah, he can look after me in my old age
39:00 <Loof|GT6> it's got a lot of good vitamins and minerals and protein in it
39:00 <faux> some parents breastfeed til their kid is like 17
39:00 <Loof|GT6> should switch him to kids sustegen imo
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <Maurice> faux, because a 3 yr old should be on solid foods
39:00 <Maurice> Not relying on milk supplements
39:00 <TheRiddler> beefcake baby
39:00 <faux> is he just on the milk?!
39:00 <Loof|GT6> just got him off dairy, he's on soy now
39:00 <Maurice> And EXCUSE ME, I was 19
39:00 <Loof|GT6> nah he eats heaps
40:00 <faux> no actual food?
40:00 <faux> ohwe
40:00 <faux> oh
40:00 <faux> well thats diff
40:00 <Maurice> It doesn't matter either way
40:00 <Maurice> A 3yr old doesn't need formula lol
40:00 <Loof|GT6> he ate 5 musli bars yesterday
40:00 <Loof|GT6> in a row
40:00 <Loof|GT6> loves em
41:00 <faux> wtf
41:00 <Maurice> Oh yes, welcome to the squirts
41:00 <Loof|GT6> i know right
41:00 <Maurice> I'm thinking I'm still on ignore..
41:00 <Loof|GT6> i was happy
41:00 <Loof|GT6> love him eating
41:00 <faux> do you have Maurice on ignore
42:00 <Loof|GT6> y
42:00 <Loof|GT6> es
42:00 <Maurice> He has most of the channel on ignore
42:00 <faux> good idea
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <faux> :D
42:00 <Maurice> BITCH
42:00 <Loof|GT6> she attacking my parenting again cause i smoke weed?
42:00 <faux> what ep of oitnb are you up to
42:00 <faux> too*
42:00 <Maurice> Uh
42:00 <Maurice> What
42:00 <Maurice> I don't know when I ever bagged his weed smoking
42:00 <faux> no shes said she secretly loves you and wants to make a baby with you and feed it muesli bars
42:00 <Maurice> Others said it was bad for his mental health, I never did
43:00 <Maurice> Rofl
43:00 <Maurice> I can't have babies, thank fuck
43:00 <faux> am i supposed t paste this 2 him
43:00 <Maurice> Nope
43:00 <faux> im confused
43:00 <faux> oh
43:00 <Loof|GT6> i hope her children die in agony
43:00 <Maurice> Let him wonder
43:00 <faux> wtf
43:00 <faux> Loof|GT6 youre fucked
43:00 <Maurice> Oh, thats a ban
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it was I who brought the subject up IMO
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I suggest you take that back
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's pretty fucked up
43:00 <Loof|GT6> meh
44:00 <Maurice> Yet it's not me trying for another baby with ling wang cha
44:00 <Loof|GT6> she can take it if she dishes it out
44:00 <Maurice> I CAN'T DISH IT IF HE CAN'T READ IT
44:00 <Maurice> Stupid donkey bucket
44:00 <faux> lmao
44:00 <faux> i love felt tip pens on tissue paper
44:00 <faux> <3
44:00 <Maurice> I would like to state, for the record, that I have never wished death on his child
45:00 <Maurice> So he can go an eat an asshole
45:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty cowardly to attack someone you have on ignore
45:00 <Loof|GT6> anyway change subject
45:00 <Maurice> Anyway
45:00 <Maurice> No
45:00 <Loof|GT6> out of sight out of mind
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and would you like someone saying that about zach?
45:00 <Loof|GT6> she says enough about him
45:00 <faux> than try
45:00 <Maurice> I only ever said 3 is too old for formula
46:00 <Maurice> Which it is
46:00 <faux> balleriiiiiiiinaaaaa
46:00 <faux> musta seeeeeen her
46:00 <Maurice> Damnit, than = then
46:00 <faux> dancing in japannnn
46:00 <BlackDevil> yea loof is a bad troll
46:00 <faux> lmaoo
46:00 <faux> i just laughed sneezed and farted all at the same time
46:00 <faux> im a top bloke
46:00 <Maurice> Thats a Grown Ups 2 thing
46:00 <Maurice> Googleit
46:00 <BlackDevil> squirted blood as well?
46:00 <Maurice> It has its own name
46:00 <faux> i know lmao
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it was out of line considering the context of the conversation too 
46:00 <Maurice> Lol
46:00 <faux> thats why its hilarious
47:00 <faux> was it laugh tho
47:00 <faux> or something else
47:00 <Maurice> If I am really on ignore, then he wouldn't have said squat
47:00 <faux> burp
47:00 <faux> i think
47:00 <Maurice> I can't remember
47:00 <Maurice> My kids think it's hilarious
47:00 <faux> WHAT IS THIS CONCOCTION
47:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10393827_892714290755172_8748239630513137669_n.jpg
47:00 <faux> A PIZA BURGER
47:00 <faux> +
47:00 <faux> z
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
48:00 <Maurice> Like a pizza pocket
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yep?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yuck
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that was meant to read
48:00 <faux> nah
48:00 <faux> its burger patty insiede
48:00 <faux> a boston pizza
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yet it made me want a steak burger
48:00 <faux> googling it
48:00 <faux> now
48:00 <Maurice> faux, my nerd kid has been singing 'do you wanna build a snowman' since sunday
48:00 <Maurice> I want to kill him
48:00 <faux> WHY
48:00 <faux> DO
48:00 <faux> YOU
48:00 <faux> KEEP
48:00 <faux> TELLING ME
49:00 <faux>  i want to kil you
49:00 <TheRiddler> now my collecting is going to go into overdrive
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <Maurice> BECAUSE IF I HAVE TO SUFFER, YOU DO TOO
49:00 <faux> everytime you mention it i start singing it
49:00 <faux> LOL
49:00 <Maurice> DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMANNNN, RIDE OUR BIKE AROUND THE HALLSSSSSSSS
49:00 <faux> now i have to listen to it
49:00 <Maurice> Damn skippy you do
49:00 <TheRiddler> they're releasing nintendo figures like skylanders n disney infinite
49:00 <Maurice> He got the Disney Infinity characters for his game
49:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1ZHetiuRb0
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disney's Frozen - Do you want to build a snowman ? - Soundtrack - Lyrics (Date not found) 2:51 - Category: Music - 12,364,543 - 48,329 likes (93.1%), 3,556 dislikes (6.9%)
50:00 <Maurice> I SO DO
50:00 <Bastardly_One> faux
50:00 <faux> i never see you anymooore
50:00 <faux> what?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking of my friend's frozen rendition
50:00 <Maurice> OH, faux, have you seen brozen
50:00 <faux> no
50:00 <Bastardly_One> link that it'll ruin shit forever
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> this time tho instead of 1 game it's multiple games
51:00 <Bastardly_One> should I embarrass myself by association
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and find it to link Maurice?
51:00 <Dark_Weather> I remember embarrassing myself here .............. but ........ like I said ........ http://www.lyricsmania.com/nightswim_lyrics_owl_eyes.html
51:00 <Maurice> What
51:00 <faux> a kingdom of isolationnnnnn
51:00 <faux> and it looks like imthe queen
51:00 <Bastardly_One> a friend doing a song from Frozen
51:00 <faux> the wind is howling like this swirling storm insideeee
52:00 <faux> couldnt keep it in heaven knows i tried
52:00 <Bastardly_One> she found while bagging out her beauty channel
52:00 <faux> DONT LET THEM IN DONT LET THEM SEE BE THE GOOD GIRL YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO BE
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... it's shit 
52:00 <faux> CONCEAL DONT FEEL DONT LET THEM KNOW WELL NOW THEY KNOWWW
52:00 <Mew> it did again BlackSlut
52:00 <faux> let it go let it gooo cnt hold it back anymoreeee
52:00 <Maurice> Here faux https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152100439522116
55:00 <faux> L,OL
55:00 <faux> i love them
55:00 <faux> i love lip syncing vids
55:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4PEe0WQWJ8&index=1&list=PLnJinds4Tc2SEbwsWNe1XHHU0Qy3iYu23
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: COVER - LET IT GO - FROZEN - IDINA MENZEL | katysbeautychannel (Date not found) 4:56 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 82 views - 14 likes (93.3%), 1 dislikes (6.7%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> scary shit
56:00 <faux> i like how you call her your friend but you bag her
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I still don't think she can sing 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> tell her that myself
56:00 <Bastardly_One> plus I dunno 
56:00 <faux> you were dissing her beauty vids too
56:00 <BlackDevil> i cleaned out my ears
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you know when you're a last resort friend?
57:00 <BlackDevil> full of blood
57:00 <Maurice> Whos the bitch
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting bitchy but I'm about at the fuck off stage faux
57:00 <faux> to test the limits and break through
57:00 <faux> no right no wrong no rules for meeeeee
57:00 <faux> LET IT GOOOOOOOOO
57:00 <faux> let it goooooooooooooooo
57:00 <faux> i am one with the wind and skkkyyyyy
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, friend of mine testing my patience
58:00 <Maurice> LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
58:00 <Maurice> SLAM THE DOOR AND SAY GOODBYE
59:00 <Maurice> Here I standdd in the light of the dayyy, let the storm rage onnnn, the cold never bothered me anyways
59:00 <Maurice> Smirk
04:00 <TheRiddler> faux have you noticed that your phone needs only a hour to charge?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give the galaxy's that 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they're quick
04:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
04:00 <Maurice> Have you ever notcied you're creepy
05:00 <Bastardly_One> me or him?
05:00 <Maurice> Him
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I noticed the day I saw a mirror
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> thought it was too obvious for me 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
05:00 <TheRiddler> they dont last long tho
05:00 <BlackDevil> 1 student killed in Oregon high school shooting
06:00 <Maurice> Yep, no Port Arthur
06:00 <TheRiddler> was he shooting game on the trail to eat
07:00 <TheRiddler> have any died of dysentary?
07:00 <TheRiddler> lol I know it's bad to make fun of such things
09:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight all
09:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_98h4HQUaWo
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daphne and Celeste - Ooh Stick You! (version 1) (Nov 19, 2010) 3:46 - Category: Music - 173,813 - 434 likes (80.2%), 107 dislikes (19.8%)
09:00 <Maurice> Get out
13:00 <Mew> up your butt with a coconut! 
16:00 <fawks> Oh stick you you're mamma too
17:00 <fawks> And you're daddddeeeehhh
17:00 <fawks> is that the song or did I make it up
17:00 <fawks> Clicking now
17:00 <Mew> thats da one
22:00 <Bastardly_One> take that!
24:00 <Dark_Weather> eheh
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and that!
35:00 <faux> well yay
35:00 <Dark_Weather> ionno y she's so diff like I said b4, I fcked up n should have nevah said nethibn abt tatts etc .......... though I was bein "indifferent" in the sense that "fine, but I'm not all fo it" .......... and havin previously said abt likin teh nerdeh chix at times ......... but ye .......... she took it the wrong way n ye .......... 
35:00 <faux> one of the benefits of not being able to sleep i can skype dad
04:00 <Dark_Weather> pls don't talk abt Picard when he's nawt here
14:00 <xm> yeh still awake here too
27:00 <fawks> Hehee
27:00 <fawks> My sis is adorbs
33:00 <BlackDevil> post her nudes
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
53:00 <BlackDevil> hi
53:00 <Bastardly_One> hi
53:00 <Bastardly_One> my sleep is so fucking shit
54:00 <BlackDevil> ok
54:00 <BlackDevil> try vodka?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> dude, downers hype me up
55:00 <BlackDevil> have you tried hooking up with faux?
56:00 <BlackDevil> that should bore you
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <BlackDevil> Oregon high school shooting was 74th school shooting in the U.S. since Sandy Hook in December 2012
07:00 <BlackDevil> the abusive troll is back
07:00 <faux> you never left
08:00 <BlackDevil> HEHEHEHE
08:00 <BlackDevil> funny girl
10:00 <Loof> whatever shit for brains
10:00 <Loof> you're the dumbest cunt i know
10:00 <Loof> and i know a lot of dumb cunts
11:00 <faux> agreed
11:00 <Loof> BlackDevil will never get laid
11:00 <faux> hes abusive and hides behind his little @
11:00 <Loof> yep
15:00 <Shadowgate> type at 5am kill me of laughter please
15:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwww
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he <3s me
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you two must not be gay enough
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you lose 
15:00 <faux> this girl has an amazing voice
16:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GWty23zzpFE
16:00 <faux> fuck
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rachel Crow - If I Were A Boy (Beyonce) - X Factor USA (Date not found) 1:59 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 13,260,979 - 52,069 likes (98.5%), 811 dislikes (1.5%)
17:00 <Loof> pitty she likes pop
17:00 <Loof> bong tarm
19:00 <faux> wow
19:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ey9wq8RohuA
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rachel Crow - The X Factor U.S. - Audition - Mercy(Full Version) (Sep 22, 2011) 4:58 - Category: Entertainment - 6,335,409 - 23,812 likes (98.3%), 409 dislikes (1.7%)
20:00 <Loof> cant wait till zac wakes up
20:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
20:00 <Loof> miss him
20:00 <Bastardly_One> most parents love the peace
20:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwww
21:00 <faux> wtf
21:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf-zSYiFK1A
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Get Ready With Me (Date not found) 7:15 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 2,321 - 85 likes (92.4%), 7 dislikes (7.6%)
21:00 <faux> :|
22:00 <faux> dunno why that was a related vid to the singing
23:00 <Loof> i like dyed eyebrows
23:00 <Loof> for some reason
23:00 <Bastardly_One> never seen the american x factor
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the the aust one has had some decent singers
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so not surprised they found one or two 
26:00 <Loof> he used to give me roses, i wish he would again. but that was on the outside, and things were different thennnnnnn
27:00 <Loof> aaahhhh water rush
28:00 <Loof> when you're really dehydrated then drink a shitload of water
30:00 <Loof> my night gown is so pretty
30:00 <Loof> i feel special
34:00 <Bastardly_One> these roast chicken pringles are special
34:00 <faux> ffs
34:00 <faux> the bin truck is so loud
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what now?
34:00 <faux> no wonder you dont boody sleep, eating chips this late
34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah the cunts are literally ten feet from my window
34:00 <faux> or early
34:00 <faux> w/evs
35:00 <Loof> cant stop sneezing
35:00 <faux> bless you
35:00 <Loof> ty
35:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not like I'm eating the whole packet
36:00 <Loof> i want boiled eggs
36:00 <Loof> and noodles
36:00 <Bastardly_One> scrambled eggs would be alright
36:00 <faux> mm boiled eggs n avo on toast
36:00 <Loof> i hate that avos are so expensive
37:00 <Loof> kills me
37:00 <Loof> i'd live on them
37:00 <faux> it sucks
37:00 <faux> i know me 2
37:00 <faux> they rule 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine being allergic to latex though
37:00 <Loof> yep :D
37:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't eat them then
37:00 <Bastardly_One> my mum can't because of that fact
37:00 <faux> even just eating them w a spoon
37:00 <Loof> mm
37:00 <Loof> love em
38:00 <Loof> with some lemon on toast
38:00 <Loof> and pepper
38:00 <faux> is that how you were conceived? her late allergy?
38:00 <faux> hehehehe
38:00 <Loof> he was an abortion that survived
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> hooooooooooooooly shit Bastardly_One
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> how awesome was todays RAW???
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> the match between sheamus and barret
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> holy hell
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> those two can go at it and damn did they giv it thier all
40:00 <Loof> now i know it's not meant to be taken seriously but as drama i dont hate wrestling
40:00 <Loof> the characters seem cool
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> hell yeah they are cool loofy :D
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> the shield
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> omg
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> total badasses
41:00 <Loof> love it
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> its fun mindless entertainment theres no reason to hate it
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> its there for us to enjoy
41:00 <Loof> yep
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> lifes to short for hatred
41:00 <Loof> fuck yeah
42:00 <Loof> might watch ssome on foxtel in fact
42:00 <Loof> noticed it on there
42:00 <[sA3m0n]> nice u got foxtel
42:00 <Loof> yeah 15 day trial
42:00 <Loof> not sure if i'll keep it
42:00 <Loof> not a box just through the ps3
43:00 <Bastardly_One> BOOM!
43:00 <Loof> the trial package i'm on they want like $75 a month after the trial
43:00 <Loof> fuck that
43:00 <Loof> but that's every channel
44:00 <Loof> might just keep the disney and nickelodean channels for $25 a month for zac
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One the match between the shield, cena vs wyatt as good too
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> and oh god
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> what on earth did damien sandow do backstage
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> to piss someone in power so bad
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> that he had to do this shit every week?
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> he's situation is just lol.
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> notice how the crowd knew he deserves much better
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> and actually began to cheer for him
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> that was good
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> smart mark crowd
52:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
52:00 <Bastardly_One> makes him money
52:00 <Bastardly_One> don't think he cares
52:00 <Shadowgate> Loof keep the channels
52:00 <Shadowgate> your ps3 is boring dog
52:00 <[sA3m0n]> true, WWE is the pinnicle wrestling company
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> most are just happy to make it there as an employee
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> but still
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> like austin and so many other veteran legends have said
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> if you are not hungry for being THE guy, then you're wasting your time
54:00 <Shadowgate> Sa3mon lets party
55:00 <[sA3m0n]> and i lol'd so hard at lana's promo
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> her clip of obama liftin weights LO-fucking-L
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> was that actually footage of obama, or just some lookalike on youtube?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't paying that much attention
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> scuse me
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but she seemed to be having real fun with her role 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> this week
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> this week's raw happened to be fricken awesome, and you werent payen attention
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> and yet, last weeks raw was shit as
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> and u actually praised it
57:00 <Bastardly_One> last week's was heaps better
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> how so?
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> shit matches for one
57:00 <Bastardly_One> everything was predictable
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> this week sheamus and barret stole the sho
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> show
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> look how brutal their match was
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> not often do they put 110% display like that
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One 10 bux 
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> says cesaro wins the title at money in the bank
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> u dare to bet?
01:00 <Loof> Shadowgay eat a dick moron
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's groomed for Orton
01:00 <Bastardly_One> so we'll see
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> your kidding me
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> orton is gona win it again??
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> fuuuck that shit
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> he was the WWEWHC for like all of last yr already
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> if orton wins, we riot
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> i will riot 
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> in here
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> #melbourne
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> and omg dean ambrose acting and mic work in todays raw
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> his mic work is always impressive anyway so thats nothin new
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> but his mannerisms, he's twitchy face on edge barely holding back anger act
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> damn man he was epic
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> a natural heel, bad guy
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> reminds me of the joker
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> but butter
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> better
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess that's what happens if you
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Bo-lieve!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I hate that cunt so much
10:00 <Sponge> imagine being a chick
10:00 <Sponge> and spending their entire lives dressing up so make people want to fuck them
11:00 <Sponge> and yet know full well they don't want cock, they just want the attention
13:00 <[sA3m0n]> https://twitter.com/Jromer0/status/476092920341082113/photo/1
13:00 <[sA3m0n]> hehe bo dallas arrives at the raw arena with shield reigns and ambrose
14:00 <[sA3m0n]> he doesnt look as goofy theire in normal clothes with his hair tied 
15:00 <[sA3m0n]> i wonder who should win the WWEWHC title at money in the bank now
15:00 <[sA3m0n]> whoever it is, please dont let it be 1. cena. 2. del rio. 3. orton
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> between them 3 are like 30 title reigns already
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> oh and sheamus
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> let it not be him as well
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> bring brock back to win it
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> give the championship credibility again
17:00 <[sA3m0n]> http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/report-daniel-bryan-s-neck-in-very-rough-shape-more
17:00 <[sA3m0n]> oh no :S
17:00 <[sA3m0n]> this is not good at all
17:00 <[sA3m0n]> 2 things can happen:
17:00 <[sA3m0n]> 1. bryan is forced to retire like edge
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> or 2. he is forced to change his style to a much more restricted safe style i.e that of a simple brawler
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> like what stone cold did after he broke his neck
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> from that botched piledriver by owen hart
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> this would suck for daniel bryan as he is known for his high flying extreme fast paced high risk style
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> thats what made him famous
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> what made him 'him'.
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> he does those crazy moves in order to stand out, to make up for his lack of size
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> without it i fear hes gona become lost in the shuffle
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> theres no gurantee that he would remain a main eventer
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> coz look at the miz as a good example
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> main evented wrestlemania, beat john cena for the title
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> and beat the rock as well i think
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> and now where is he?
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> not even on smackdown or nxt
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> let alone raw
28:00 <Bastardly_One> wwe movies I think
28:00 <Bastardly_One> for the record
56:00 <Dark_Weather> hehehe, my lil bro "whitey" .......... https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10203177580672715&set=vb.1603741894&type=2&theater
01:00 <Dark_Weather> I remember him n his sis as chest high in my later 20's
04:00 <Dark_Weather> and fo evah tryinnah make sure that they nevah saw me bein tied to any kindah drugs
05:00 <Dark_Weather> even though the car smelt full of dope on my arrivals home after midnite
07:00 <Dark_Weather> tis a big thing fo yo wog side of the family findin out that u are implicated etc
08:00 <Dark_Weather> like u get dishoned fo bringin "shame" into the fam etc
12:00 <Dark_Weather> last x-mas I dared n asked them both abt their indulgences ......... both into it ....... jus that Shell does it mo and apparently her ol man found a bong in her room  and sayin "orraite, but if the next time mum finds it, then u know wat happens"
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> far as my mum was concerned 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was smoking pot I was at home rather than out getting pissed and up to no good
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was gonna do either so 
18:00 <Dark_Weather> nah, I didn't do nethin till I was 18 and took up smokin ........... the rest jus followed ......... and I was made to suffer, was out in the gutter aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand everytime shit went down "^^^^^^^^ ....... eheheh" it was always linked to "drugs"
19:00 <Dark_Weather> "wtf u on abt man?"
19:00 <Dark_Weather> "nah man, can't u see it's U!"
19:00 <Dark_Weather> ehheheheh
19:00 <Dark_Weather> yeah ............
19:00 <Dark_Weather> time in "trainin"
28:00 <Dark_Weather> like as soon as drugs were seen as part of the convo .......... "nah u're not the same person ne mo"
34:00 <Dark_Weather> aaaaaaaaaaaaand I know wat it feels like when ur mind's cavin in with silent rage ............. prolly y it is funneh to me in the days of current cause u know wat happens before it even starts
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and even in here
37:00 <Bastardly_One> we've been amused for at least a couple of days straight
38:00 <Dark_Weather> u mean amused every time one o fool cometh along so many
39:00 <Bastardly_One> do I have to elaborate?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the walls always have eyes
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you know this channel
40:00 <Bastardly_One> *chuckles*
40:00 <Bastardly_One> we both pretty much on a similar page
40:00 <Bastardly_One> which happens now and then
42:00 <Dark_Weather> it's wat I'm sayin ......... a king from the west and a princess from the east ....... and one was to inherit all of the western wealth and the other samewith ......... onleh that "they" rule under us traditionally
59:00 <Bastardly_One> sleep sounds like an idea
03:00 <Dark_Weather> yep, g8uzl8erz \o.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta
09:00 <Fez> Bing bong
55:00 <Scattered> morning all
43:00 <faux> fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
49:00 <Fez> Hi
49:00 <Fez> Im cold
49:00 <Fez> Im sick too
50:00 <Fez> Feel my wrath
50:00 <faux> same
50:00 <faux> fuck being sick
50:00 <Scattered> lucky u
50:00 <Fez> I agree
50:00 <Serenity> i actually had to put my heater on this morning
50:00 <Fez> Flu faux?
51:00 <Fez> Who knows when the next train is?
51:00 <faux> yeah
51:00 <faux> also
51:00 <faux> the plumber just left
51:00 <faux> turns out its not even a plumbing issue, my cold water hose is leaking
51:00 <Fez> Aww
51:00 <faux> ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
52:00 <Fez> Err
52:00 <faux> so i said can you switch hoses for me
52:00 <Fez> Thats a plumbing issue
52:00 <faux> and he said hes not allowed to touch appliances in case he ruins them
52:00 <Fez> Oh lol
52:00 <Fez> He spose to fix leaks though right
52:00 <faux> only if the leak is from the tap
52:00 <faux> but my hose has a hole in it or something
53:00 <Fez> Ah true
53:00 <Fez> Got tape?
53:00 <faux> nah im just gonna switch hoses
53:00 <faux> idk how to do it though
53:00 <Fez> Whats it too?
53:00 <faux> what?
53:00 <Fez> Wash macine?
53:00 <faux> yeah
53:00 <Fez> Machine
53:00 <Fez> Should be rather easy
54:00 <faux> i usualyy wash with warm water, but like everyone has told me off lol
54:00 <Fez> Google is your friend
54:00 <faux> saying to just wash with cold
54:00 <Fez> I use warm
54:00 <faux> so ill just put the hot water hose onto the cold tap
54:00 <Fez> Pff
54:00 <Fez> Everyone needs warm wet clothes
55:00 <faux> i know right
55:00 <faux> but i have gas hot water
55:00 <Serenity> you dont HAVE to wash with cold man lol
55:00 <faux> so ill save money too i guess
55:00 <Serenity> if you prefer it use hot
55:00 <Serenity> theres just not much point
55:00 <faux> nah my mum told me this morning
55:00 <faux> shes like whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy do you wash with warm
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <Serenity> some things hot water actually makes the dirt worse
56:00 <Serenity> and it wears your clothes out faster apparently.. not sure how
56:00 <faux> i didnt really haver a justifiable reason other than i like feeling the warm clohes when theyre done
56:00 <faux> lol
56:00 <faux> so ill just wash w cold
56:00 <faux> yolo
57:00 <Serenity> ok time to turn the heater off
57:00 <faux> gross
57:00 <Fez> So..
57:00 <faux> i hate heaters
57:00 <Fez> The train came
57:00 <Fez> Its goin the wrong way
57:00 <Serenity> so do i
57:00 <Fez> Fucker
57:00 <Serenity> if it wasnt for the kids i wouldnt put it on at all
57:00 <faux> arent they at skoolz
57:00 <Serenity> yeah thats why im turning it off lol
58:00 <faux> oh
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <Serenity> i just got home when i started typing
58:00 <Fez> Wasnt that
58:00 <faux> i forget youre 2 hours behind
58:00 <Fez> ..
58:00 <Serenity> lol...
58:00 <Fez> Oh yea perth time
58:00 <faux> dont dot me cut
58:00 <Serenity> .
58:00 <Fez> Same faux
58:00 <Serenity> !
58:00 <faux> deck ya
58:00 <Serenity> smash ya
58:00 <Fez> Scissor her
58:00 <Serenity> think me nipples fell off tho
58:00 <Fez> Lol
59:00 <Fez> May i have them?
59:00 <faux> the plumber was kind of cute
59:00 <Serenity> sure
59:00 <faux> shame he was leb
59:00 <Serenity> theyre on the ground somewhere
59:00 <faux> his assistant dude was fob
59:00 <Fez> Did he have a nice ass crack
59:00 <Serenity> our real estate said they would send a plumber to fix out toilet last inspection
59:00 <Serenity> that was like 4 weeks ago
59:00 <Serenity> cunts
59:00 <faux> i didnt see his ass crack
59:00 <faux> i called last night for a plumber
59:00 <faux> and they said 48 hours
59:00 <faux> but he came this morning
59:00 <faux> lkol
59:00 <faux> Sweet
59:00 <Fez> Nice
00:00 <Fez> He musta thought u were hot
00:00 <faux> i ask to give me notice before they come out and shes like yeah dw theyll call to make an appt
00:00 <faux> uh how would he know what i look like
00:00 <faux> doofus
00:00 <faux> anyway his notice was calling me from outside
00:00 <Fez> He musta thought that
00:00 <faux> hes like HI IM OUTSIDE UR BUILDING
00:00 <faux> im like uh
00:00 <faux> ok
00:00 <faux> thx 4 eh notice
00:00 <Fez> Anyways
00:00 <Serenity> lucky you're not a dirty grub
00:00 <Serenity> lol
01:00 <faux> i know
01:00 <faux> but i said can you gimme 5 mins
01:00 <faux> cos i had no pants on
01:00 <faux> .
01:00 <Fez> Like how u get a hot voice on the phone n u think they hot
01:00 <Serenity> hahaha
01:00 <faux> and ii had a plate in the sink i had to wash
01:00 <Fez> Anyways
01:00 <faux> omg
01:00 <faux> fez stop typoing
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <faux> typing*
01:00 <Serenity> if he thought faux's voice was hot then hes a pedo
01:00 <Serenity> cause she sounds like 8
01:00 <faux> im sick
01:00 <faux> i sound like a man
01:00 <Fez> So do i
01:00 <Fez> Im allowed to type
01:00 <faux> brb finishing this ep of oitnb
02:00 <Fez> Ner!
02:00 <Fez> Oitnb?
02:00 <Fez> The fuck
02:00 <Serenity> OMG
02:00 <johninja> its lesbian porn
02:00 <Serenity> I HAVE THAT
02:00 <Serenity> HNNNGG
02:00 <faux> lool
02:00 <Fez> U sure john
02:00 <faux> what e you up to
02:00 <faux> eo
02:00 <faux> p
03:00 <Serenity> none yet
03:00 <Serenity> it just finished this morning
03:00 <faux> im watchinng 6 now
03:00 <faux> g hurry
03:00 <johninja> WHY EMM CEEE AYYYYEEEEEEEEE
03:00 <Fez> K im cold. N that guy in in short n a t shirt
03:00 <Fez> Crazy cunt
04:00 <Fez> Hooded part of my hoodie is on
05:00 <Fez> Still cold
05:00 <Fez> Gunna steal ya heater sezz
05:00 <Serenity> my nipples are still firm
05:00 <Fez> Mmm
05:00 <Fez> Still tasty?
06:00 <Serenity> i dunno frozen stuff doesnt have much taste
06:00 <johninja> i just bought a new jacket
07:00 <johninja> and an oakland raiders cap
07:00 <johninja> $25 
07:00 <johninja> the dude gives me deals
07:00 <johninja> got 3 echo tees for $40 the other day too
07:00 <johninja> 100 miles and running
09:00 <johninja> http://assets-s3.rollingstone.com/assets/images/story/n-w-a-biopic-director-explains-casting-criteria-20140403/1000x600/nwa-600-1396540003.jpg 
09:00 <johninja> that is pretty much me right now
10:00 <Fez> Frozen yogurt does
10:00 <Fez> So do iceblocks
10:00 <Fez> Should i continue
10:00 <johninja> frozen cum
10:00 <DemonsRun> Bloody sooks
11:00 <Fez> Where?
11:00 <Serenity> shuddup
11:00 <Serenity> i need tea
11:00 <Fez> U sookin bout the sooks?
12:00 <DemonsRun> No
13:00 <DemonsRun> I'm just happy I'm nice and warm
13:00 <johninja> thank your mother for the rabbits
15:00 <DemonsRun> Can I borrow someone's gun?
15:00 <johninja> why need a gun for?
15:00 <Fez> U dont have guns?
15:00 <Fez> Go to a gym!
16:00 <Fez> Or do u mean love gun ;)
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <johninja> pistola
16:00 <johninja> deringer
16:00 <johninja> mine is more like a shotgun
17:00 <Fez> Jock slinger
17:00 <johninja> lol
17:00 <johninja> big wads~
18:00 <fawks> Diuvksnsbtvkr
19:00 <johninja> ayo
20:00 <Serenity> 3 degrees this morning no wonder it was nipply
21:00 <johninja> nips
22:00 <Serenity> mmm tea
22:00 <fawks> Lmaoo
22:00 <fawks> Its a metaphor you potato with eyes
23:00 <fawks> Pardon my French but you can eat my shit
23:00 <johninja> isn't that ears?
23:00 <fawks> love this show
23:00 <fawks> Its a quote from this show
23:00 <johninja> lol 
24:00 <johninja> i want to use the line "fuckoff tintin" oon some guy one day
24:00 <johninja> just when he asks for smokes or something
24:00 <johninja> i'll let you know what happens
27:00 <johninja> hakunamatatata
27:00 <druff> Tell that to simba
27:00 <druff> He needs to learn
33:00 <johninja> what happened to simbo?
33:00 <johninja> was there an altercation?
36:00 <ShadowLurker> NIPPLES
36:00 <druff> Mew!!!!!
37:00 <druff> Mews nipples
37:00 <ShadowLurker> *09:05:25 AM* <Serenity> my nipples are still firm
37:00 <ShadowLurker> this pleases me
37:00 <johninja> who has myspace?
37:00 <druff> U do
38:00 <druff> Its yourspace
38:00 <druff> Haw
38:00 <johninja> i'm going to make it cool again
38:00 <ShadowLurker> noone in the developed world
38:00 <johninja> i just bought it for 0.50 on ebay
38:00 <ShadowLurker> ive got like 20 of them in the shed
38:00 <druff> Ebay still exists?
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh that was totes funny
39:00 <druff> Ta
39:00 <johninja> sun is shining
39:00 <johninja> weather is sweet yeah
40:00 <johninja> mkes you want to move your dancing feet
40:00 <ShadowLurker> hey johninja for you mate
40:00 <druff> Conda
40:00 <ShadowLurker> cos i care
40:00 <ShadowLurker> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=791699297519798
40:00 <druff> Thats a girls name right
40:00 <johninja> skat porn?
40:00 <johninja> i think i have like 2mbs left
41:00 <johninja> what a way to go out
41:00 <ShadowLurker> oh boo
41:00 <druff> Get some gbs
41:00 <ShadowLurker> im using works gigglebits
41:00 <johninja> haha that rad
41:00 <johninja> yeh my mate hs wireless
41:00 <johninja> not sure if vic trains have wireless to
41:00 <ShadowLurker> rape ALL the wifi
42:00 <ShadowLurker> they might
42:00 <johninja> sit in macas all day
42:00 <ShadowLurker> 50mb at a time
42:00 <druff> Ask tgem how they make soccer ball buna
42:00 <johninja> i just like chcking out the connection names sometimes
42:00 <druff> Buns
42:00 <ShadowLurker> get an app called wardrive
42:00 <johninja> mine is "StompyFromUpstairs"
42:00 <ShadowLurker> its great seeing all of em
42:00 <johninja> if you see that you are close to me
42:00 <johninja> haha nice
43:00 <ShadowLurker> ours is ThunderwingDoomslayer
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <johninja> WeCanHearYouHavingSex
43:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
43:00 <ShadowLurker> thats entirely possible
43:00 <johninja> GiveMyBikeBackCunt
43:00 <johninja> oh yeh
44:00 <johninja> the guys tht live above mels place are so fucking loud
44:00 <johninja> its terrible
44:00 <johninja> they even rattle the lights
44:00 <druff> Ihavesoccerballbuns
44:00 <johninja> in a modern building too
44:00 <ShadowLurker> damn
44:00 <druff> Are tgey fat?
44:00 <johninja> nd the fucking floorboards creaak
44:00 <johninja> which is odd
44:00 <druff> They
44:00 <johninja> as i doubt there is any wood
44:00 <johninja> yeh i think so 
44:00 <ShadowLurker> nek minnit
45:00 <johninja> they came out and farted on the balcony one night while we were both out there
45:00 <ShadowLurker> rooting neighbours drop in
45:00 <johninja> was hard not to laugh
45:00 <ShadowLurker> thru the roof
45:00 <johninja> haha yeh man
45:00 <johninja> its seems that fucking loud
45:00 <johninja> can hear the pricks snoring
45:00 <ShadowLurker> i would have laughed
45:00 <ShadowLurker> farts are hilarious
45:00 <johninja> mel was in hysterics
45:00 <johninja> but trying not to lol
45:00 <johninja> was even funnier watching her
45:00 <johninja> full red
46:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
46:00 <ShadowLurker> lol propagation
46:00 <ShadowLurker> exponential lol loop
46:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <johninja> fucking bro in law made me laugh while i was drinking coffee
47:00 <johninja> came out me nose
47:00 <johninja> not much fun that
47:00 <johninja> i picked some flowers for me mum nd he stood on them "oye get off me flowers cunt"
47:00 <druff> Its funny watchin it happen
47:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
47:00 <johninja> then he's like "oooh get off me flowers cunt"
48:00 <druff> What a cunt
49:00 <johninja> yeh man
49:00 <johninja> nobody steps on my flowers
49:00 <johninja> unless there is a spider
49:00 <johninja> then thts ok i guess
50:00 <Lumeah> you aren't doing it right if you aren't rattleing the lights
50:00 <druff> Serves ya right for picking them
50:00 <johninja> lol Lumeah
50:00 <Lumeah> :P lol
50:00 <Lumeah> whaa? lol
50:00 <johninja> well saves paying money for the druff
51:00 <druff> Well yea.. but..
52:00 <johninja> i would just go rumaging around in old piles of stuff until i find something that looks old and cool
52:00 <johninja> then thats mums presents
52:00 <johninja> i don't really do birthdays and stuff
52:00 <johninja> just give it to her when i find it
52:00 <druff> Me either
53:00 <druff> I dont do presents
53:00 <druff> Sif tell me when to give u a gift
53:00 <druff> Pfff
53:00 <druff> PFFFFF
53:00 <johninja> yeh bit presumtuous right
53:00 <druff> It so is
54:00 <johninja> i think it takes some of the 'special' away from gifts
54:00 <johninja> because you re expecting one
54:00 <johninja> and are sometimes disapointed
54:00 <druff> Yea
54:00 <druff> Like how about a gift when its not my bday or xmas or whatever
54:00 <druff> Catch me of gaurd
54:00 <druff> Off
38:00 <BlackDevil> http://38.media.tumblr.com/97126708e48c4897e6f552bfe3f23145/tumblr_n65qmlfp7C1s02vreo1_400.gif
40:00 <BlackDevil> also try this for size http://dailygarlic.com/userImages/someone-get-this-dog-an-nfl-cont.gif
40:00 <Lumeah> ohh your fuckin kidding.
40:00 <BlackDevil> what one?
40:00 <Fez> Lol
41:00 <doctor> cant stand watching people getting hurt, no matter how stupid
44:00 <BlackDevil> even if they pogo there balls?
45:00 <doctor> yes, just imagine it happening to you
45:00 <Lumeah> the pogostick one
45:00 <doctor> oh wait... you're the type who'd like that sort of thing
46:00 <BlackDevil> Lumeah likes anything with balls
49:00 <Lumeah> yeah not mushed ones tho
50:00 <BlackDevil> http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/funny-failed-cakes-23.jpg
51:00 <Serenity> i get weird 'zappy' feeling in my skin when i see people being hurt
51:00 <Serenity> thats the only way i can describe it
57:00 <ShadowLurker> minor ownage sure but serious injuries fuck that
05:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e47_1402397795
05:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: It's OK Kids, I'm a Professional Stuntman (Date: Sep-8-2011, 8 hours ago) - Views: 51675 - Played: 41186
48:00 <simba> <johninja> what happened to simbo? - im back
49:00 <johninja> welcome back
50:00 <johninja> someone was just saying it like something happened
50:00 <johninja> thought maybe you cut your hand open on  bong or something
50:00 <johninja> (lol)
50:00 <simba> saying what?
50:00 <johninja> let me cheque
51:00 <simba> yea that was a good day....
51:00 <simba> gonna take a year to get feeling back into that finger
51:00 <simba> loool
51:00 <johninja> <johninja> i want to use the line "fuckoff tintin" oon some guy one day
51:00 <johninja> <johninja> just when he asks for smokes or something
51:00 <johninja> <johninja> i'll let you know what happens <druff> Tell that to simba
51:00 <johninja> <druff> He needs to learn
52:00 <johninja> eep
52:00 <johninja> yeh thats a classic
52:00 <johninja> i ripped the tip of mine off in a shuttoff valve
52:00 <johninja> fun times
52:00 <johninja> it got caught and i had to rip it out
52:00 <johninja> no other way
53:00 <johninja> got my arm caught under a truck cab once too
53:00 <johninja> cut the airline and the airbags under the truck deflated and it fell on my arm
53:00 <johninja> the whole cab
53:00 <johninja> at the back
53:00 <johninja> so i had to try jame the airline back in with one hand
53:00 <johninja> and wait for it to pump back up
54:00 <johninja> this stupid old fuck was there but by the time i explained to him what to do i would have lost my arm
54:00 <Lumeah> Is ok? 
54:00 <johninja> yeh
55:00 <Lumeah> Got scars? 
55:00 <I_stephen> Hey Zaim. long time no type
55:00 <johninja> yeh just got a nice scar
55:00 <johninja> around both sides of the elbow
55:00 <johninja> looks a bit like bulls horns
56:00 <johninja> but its fading :(
56:00 <I_stephen> johninja Hehe. any trouble come your way, you can gore them with your horns
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <johninja> i am a taurus
56:00 <The_Baron> stubborn cunt
56:00 <The_Baron> :P
57:00 <johninja> yeh man
57:00 <johninja> just ask my exes
57:00 <I_stephen> Hey john. stop talkin' taurus
57:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <Lumeah> Im a scorpio
58:00 <I_stephen> where are you from Lumeah?
58:00 <johninja> TheChatterFormerlyKnownAsJohninja Erroneous Nickname 
58:00 <Lumeah> Wollongong 
58:00 <I_stephen> ok
58:00 <johninja> what kind of music do you like I_stephen?
59:00 <johninja> have you spoken with I_stephen before The_Baron?
00:00 <The_Baron> don't think so
00:00 <johninja> he's blind and uses a text to voice program
00:00 <johninja> pretty cool
00:00 <johninja> doesn't smoke cones though :(
00:00 <I_stephen> I am very picky about what kind of music I like.  I like 60s, 70s and 80s, some balads
00:00 <Lumeah> Haha cool
00:00 <johninja> ooh ok
00:00 <BlackDevil> johninja
00:00 <johninja> BlackDevil
01:00 <I_stephen> greek music especially traditional greek songs....
01:00 <johninja> we meet again
01:00 <I_stephen> no cover versions
01:00 <BlackDevil> you watch deadliest catch?
01:00 <johninja> are you of greek ancestry?
01:00 <johninja> yes i also have the game on xbox
01:00 <I_stephen> Yes I am
01:00 <I_stephen> you?
01:00 <johninja> i have no data left though
01:00 <johninja> and my battery is about to die
01:00 <johninja> woe be me
01:00 <Lumeah> Lol
02:00 <I_stephen> how are xbox games made.
02:00 <I_stephen> what are they made with
02:00 <johninja> with lots of data entry
02:00 <johninja> 1001010010101
02:00 <Lumeah> Mayeb i should use that make me spell better :p
02:00 <I_stephen> what hardware is used.
02:00 <johninja> programers
02:00 <johninja> like they use an engine to base the games off
02:00 <Mew> hi I_stephen 
02:00 <The_Baron> usually a suped up PC is used to code games
02:00 <I_stephen> how long does it take
02:00 <johninja> that has most of the 3d code already
03:00 <johninja> then they design the games from thaat
03:00 <johninja> it can take years or months
03:00 <xm> Xbox One games programmer required. Must have 5+ years of Visual C++ experience, knowledge of SDLC, Direct X and be able to type in excess of 150WPM
03:00 <johninja> in this day and age they release half finished products
03:00 <johninja> and just patch it up
03:00 <I_stephen> when the game is compiled, does it turn in to a huge .exe file?
03:00 <johninja> so most games re still buggy until 6 months after release
03:00 <I_stephen> or some other file
03:00 <johninja> no
04:00 <johninja> .exe files are old now
04:00 <xm> it's all about the .html
04:00 <milk> any police informers, I need to speak to a police informer...
04:00 <johninja> like they used to design the whole game in the .exe
04:00 <xm> everything you play on the Xbox is just one large web page
04:00 <xm> or flash 
04:00 <johninja> now they basically have shortcuts in the .exe to the rest of it
04:00 <I_stephen> ah ok
04:00 <I_stephen> fascinating
04:00 <Lumeah> So u guys do the bug fixing ya selfs for them for free
04:00 <johninja> on the xbox cd
04:00 <johninja> the game is a little liek an .exe file though
04:00 <xm> ive got an Xbox 360 but dont even use it
05:00 <xm> just came with the TV...
05:00 <xm> so... has anyone thrown in an Xbox disc into a PC?
05:00 <xm> what comes up
05:00 <Lumeah> Why milk
05:00 <johninja> yeh i think
05:00 <I_stephen> Yea. always wanted to try that
05:00 <johninja> forget
05:00 <milk> because I can't just use a phone
05:00 <johninja> i know the ps2 cd would run on pc
05:00 <xm> Lumeah: it wouldnt be correct to call it bug fixing it as that is what the programmers do. maybe the gamers can submit a bug report
05:00 <johninja> because the wu tang 36 chambers game had extra pc content
06:00 <I_stephen> milk this is the wrong place to go to look for police informers
06:00 <johninja> we basically pay full price to beta test a game when it is released
06:00 <johninja> better to wait until its patched up and cheap imo
07:00 <xm> i dont believe i ever experienced any bugs with the PS2 games i had
07:00 <johninja> nd get the bonus DLC deals
07:00 <xm> but they were mostly simple light gun shooters
07:00 <I_stephen> are there x-box360 games that can be played offline? Ie, when not connected to the internet?
07:00 <johninja> hmm a lot of ps2 gmes were buggy
07:00 <xm> what sort of bugs have you encountered johninja ?
07:00 <johninja> but not much you could do about it
07:00 <milk> no mf'er, I want to pay someone so they get paid for dobbing me so that I get shot and stuffed in the boot of a police car!
07:00 <johninja> just menu crshes etc
07:00 <xm> i never spent that much time with games though
07:00 <johninja> even the newest madden does that
07:00 <xm> the sort of games that require a lot of time investment... i never played those
07:00 <johninja> nd just small bugs in the way the game processes certain things
07:00 <xm> i see
08:00 <johninja> nothing that really broke the game
08:00 <johninja> as long as you saved
08:00 <johninja> and learnt to ignore things
08:00 <I_stephen> do all xbox360 require you to be connected to the internet?
08:00 <johninja> i'm a bit OC
08:00 <johninja> no
08:00 <xm> I_stephen: no
08:00 <I_stephen> oh ok
09:00 <johninja> probably a good idea though
09:00 <I_stephen> how does the copy protection work. are you able to copy an xbox360 game?
09:00 <johninja> because the console itself needs updates
09:00 <johninja> maybe not NEEDS but yeh
09:00 <johninja> its a good idea
09:00 <BlackDevil> johninja
09:00 <johninja> the games too
09:00 <BlackDevil> do you like boobs?
09:00 <johninja> its easy too connect
09:00 <johninja> i LOVE boobs
09:00 <johninja> i saw some earlier in fact
10:00 <johninja> while someone dear to me was dressing
10:00 <I_stephen> your own?
10:00 <johninja> no lol
10:00 <I_stephen> hehe
10:00 <johninja> my love interest
10:00 <xm> BlackDevil: does Q{ have small tits because he's Asian?
10:00 <xm> just wondering
10:00 <xm> nam
11:00 <The_Baron> I seen some asians with big tits
11:00 <Pyro-> on porn?
11:00 <I_stephen> milk once I asked a girl weather her policeman boyfriend put handcuffs on her. and she's like euuuuuuu. thats a bit naughty!
11:00 <milk> did he have a big truncheon?
12:00 <The_Baron> no not just porn
12:00 <The_Baron> when I was in yr11 there was this chinese chick who had massive bewbs
12:00 <xm> the only Asian girl who didnt have As
13:00 <xm> i remember one that told me a modeling agency knocked her back because her boobs were too big
13:00 <xm> so she ended up becoming a stripper
13:00 <Pyro-> lots of hormoned chooks
13:00 <xm> she was also over 6ft...
13:00 <xm> so that was also very, very weird
14:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQUvGEvqUXA
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Motorcycle - Around You(Gabriel and Dresden Remix) (Feb 26, 2008) 9:41 - Category: Music - 34,193 - 107 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
14:00 <Pyro-> sounds like a good match for me :P
14:00 <Lumeah> Who's ya love interest  johninja 
14:00 <Pyro-> tall, great tits, and likes to get nakid
14:00 <xm> she threatened to rape me too ;)
15:00 <The_Baron> I did a chick that was 6'2 once
15:00 <The_Baron> she also had massive boobs
15:00 <The_Baron> but they looked not so massive coz she was so tall
15:00 <milk> Christmas Island just put a vacancy sign in the window
15:00 <The_Baron> prolly can find a pic of her on fb
15:00 <The_Baron> I'm friends with her brother
15:00 <xm> needs height reduction
16:00 <I_stephen> megala visia
16:00 <xm> yes, please paste
16:00 <The_Baron> hhmm can't find one of her full pose
16:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/61307_211216025751165_714232148_n.jpg?oh=ad36e006ab32a44fe246db95a15fe74b&oe=540FA7D6&__gda__=1411720166_bc62255480135b8438b1b5b8ce8a9eeb
16:00 <The_Baron> but here she is
16:00 <The_Baron> tallest chick I ever fucked
16:00 <BlackDevil> Q{_storm has a small dick because he is asian
16:00 <The_Baron> wanted to put a flag on her head afterwards
16:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
17:00 <Pyro-> yes.. she does have cleavage
17:00 <xm> she's quite attractive
17:00 <The_Baron> yeah she is
17:00 <xm> was it a relationship or?
17:00 <The_Baron> nah
17:00 <The_Baron> just a one nighter
17:00 <The_Baron> too many eccies
17:00 <Q{_storm> BlackDevil, cool
17:00 <I_stephen> The_Baron. that's bad
18:00 <Q{_storm> small penises hurt less
18:00 <The_Baron> what's bad?
18:00 <I_stephen> having too many eccies in your system
18:00 <The_Baron> probably
18:00 <I_stephen> she could have died
18:00 <The_Baron> ur a twonk 
19:00 <I_stephen> eccies are Evil! Evil! Evil!
19:00 <The_Baron> if u insist
19:00 <xm> that's why she's so tall. eccies are like those potions that alice drank for her
19:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
19:00 <doctor> You know whats evil?
19:00 <The_Baron> oddly enough, her brother and sister are pretty average height
19:00 <xm> she needs to find the other potion
20:00 <doctor> australian products that you think are superior but are garbage
20:00 <I_stephen> australian products that are labeled made in Australia but really aren't
20:00 <doctor> made in australia from imported ingredients
20:00 <The_Baron> she is definitely in my list of "punching above my weight" 
20:00 <xm> yes, like all our music legends
21:00 <doctor> all our talent
21:00 <I_stephen> are you talking about old artists or the new ones?
21:00 <xm> i do find mysellf attracted to taller girls because of my 10+ year affair with one here. she was quite attractive, even modeled for a bit
21:00 <xm> but was obviously nuts to 1) be here 2) talk to me
21:00 <doctor> Was he name Ulga?
21:00 <doctor> her*
21:00 <I_stephen> lol
21:00 <xm> she was in #pd for ages
21:00 <The_Baron> irc pickups...giggle
22:00 <I_stephen> what's #pd?
22:00 <xm> some twitter tag for people who pico dicks
22:00 <xm> with*
22:00 <I_stephen> public disgrace?
22:00 <xm> or that
22:00 <The_Baron> brb
23:00 <Mew> whats the hottest girl youve ever met off IRC
23:00 <I_stephen> Hey mew.
23:00 <I_stephen> long time no type.
23:00 <I_stephen> how you doing?
23:00 <The_Baron> back, finally got some proper weed
23:00 <Mew> hey I_stephen good thanks you?
24:00 <The_Baron> I like that my current dealer doesn't chit chat too much, just take my money, gimme my shit and fuck off
24:00 <I_stephen> oh, can't complain
24:00 <Mew> oh yeah i asked our friend The_Baron and it was just me that was saying it wrong lol we've got jorges diamond atm
24:00 <Mew> and i dont know if thats the correct way to say that either LOL
24:00 <Doodle> you should see a dr
25:00 <Doodle> bit of cream will clear that right up
25:00 <xm> whipped cream stared it, special cream will get rid of it
26:00 <xm> started*
26:00 <milk> vell eef ur nut gohing to invade my cuntrie I'm gohing to go get a choc milk...
26:00 <xm> milk is like a beehhh but with better English
29:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
29:00 <xm> The_Baron: would a non-cracked copy of Live! crash regularly too?
29:00 <The_Baron> not really
29:00 <xm> i was on audionews.ru the other week and most of the resources there for EDM are for Live!
29:00 <xm> that bad?
29:00 <The_Baron> abelton itself even when cracked is fairly stable actually
30:00 <The_Baron> it's when u start using heaps of cracked VST's that it seems to shit itself
30:00 <xm> ive spent too much time with Reason that trying to use Logic now isnt going too smoothly
30:00 <xm> i see
30:00 <xm> im curious if i can get those Apple loops to slice like the rex stuff
30:00 <I_stephen> what is a vst?
30:00 <The_Baron> you should learn abelton
30:00 <The_Baron> it really does improve ones workflow
31:00 <xm> otherwise im going to really miss Reason here
31:00 <xm> i can still rewire of course but that gets messy
31:00 <The_Baron> u can use rex files in Abelton
31:00 <xm> ive tried looking up ways to extract the rex files out of the Reason refills. i dont think you can?
31:00 <The_Baron> but it aint the same
31:00 <The_Baron> sure u can, use Recycle
31:00 <I_stephen> what's a vst?
32:00 <xm> The_Baron: so Recycle can extract it out of a refill so i can use them in Logic? i think Logic has some sort of Rex thing
33:00 <The_Baron> I believe so
33:00 <xm> ah, lovely
33:00 <The_Baron> u can also make ur own rex and refill files with Recycle too
33:00 <The_Baron> surprised u aint used it before
33:00 <I_stephen> can someone please answer my question? what is a vst and what does it do?
33:00 <xm> i do more midi sequencing than anything else
34:00 <xm> and just used the refills from within
34:00 <The_Baron> Virtual Studio Technology dude
34:00 <xm> VST = standardized technology for audio technology... plugins and stuff
34:00 <I_stephen> ah ok
34:00 <I_stephen> cool
34:00 <The_Baron> only thing i miss about rex player is being able to apply LFO 
35:00 <The_Baron> used to love the crazy beat manipulation
35:00 <The_Baron> this would provide
35:00 <I_stephen> what do you think of sony sound forge?
35:00 <xm> The_Baron: so if Live! crashes so much why is it vaunted as the 'best thing for live performance' ?
36:00 <xm> not trying to start a religious argument mang
36:00 <I_stephen> I believe it also lets you use vsts
36:00 <xm> legit curious
36:00 <The_Baron> xm, for some odd reason Abelton seems to not shit itself when ur actually just doing live shit
36:00 <The_Baron> I have never had it crash in the middle of a set ever
36:00 <xm> lol is this like an inverted  "murphy's law"
36:00 <The_Baron> but usually because I am using minimal effects and just manipulating loops I've made
37:00 <xm> or is there some science behind it :p
37:00 <The_Baron> nah
37:00 <xm> i see
37:00 <The_Baron> like I said
37:00 <I_stephen> have you tried sony sound forge?
37:00 <The_Baron> if u use stable VST's it rarely crashes
37:00 <I_stephen> is it any good?
37:00 <The_Baron> I_stephen, yeah I have used sound forge, it's ok...Cooledit does much the same thing too really
38:00 <The_Baron> but I can do much the same audio editing using Abelton anyway
38:00 <xm> pity Komplete is so expensive. that would be the one i'd want if i went down that route
38:00 <I_stephen> Yea. adobe took cooledit over and wrecked
38:00 <ShadowLurker> cooledit still around?
38:00 <I_stephen> it
38:00 <The_Baron> ShadowLurker, nah
38:00 <The_Baron> but the last version is freeware
38:00 <ShadowLurker> last time i used that was in 2000
38:00 <xm> when i think of Cooledit i just think of things like Winsock Trumpet etc
38:00 <xm> with shitty icons
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i use steinberg wavelab now
39:00 <The_Baron> I just mainly been loving abelton
39:00 <The_Baron> there really is nothing I can't do with it
39:00 <xm> i did use wavelab for post editing for a while years ago
39:00 <I_stephen> what about reaper. is that program any good?
40:00 <The_Baron> Reaper is excellent
40:00 <I_stephen> ah. good.
40:00 <xm> reaper is pretty good. i was using that recently too
40:00 <xm> very good value for money
40:00 <I_stephen> because there is actually a plugin made by the reaper developers for blind users
40:00 <xm> i dont know about how good it is for MIDI but for audio tracks it's excellent
40:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty decent for midi too
42:00 <xm> what do you think of the plugins that come with it?
42:00 <The_Baron> not too shabby
42:00 <The_Baron> aint had enough time to really delve into it
42:00 <I_stephen> http://www.reaaccess.com/
42:00 <xm> im not sure why Renoise charges so much
43:00 <xm> just looks like a glorified tracker to me
43:00 <The_Baron> it is a glorified tracker
43:00 <The_Baron> but fuck, it can do some crazy shit
43:00 <I_stephen> the tryout version is fully functional
43:00 <The_Baron> like assigning LFO's to different keys
44:00 <xm> the only thing i liked about tracking is that if you're some borderline autistic coder you'll enjoy typing in hex patterns
44:00 <The_Baron> but it looks like a program that takes a bit of time to get to grips with
44:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/solarfistem/solar-fistem-audio-adiction
45:00 <xm> because when i apply effects + how much to apply it i like to go by certain steps
45:00 <The_Baron> some WIP 
45:00 <xm> like doubling up or whatever
45:00 <The_Baron> fuck I hate the intro to this track though
46:00 <xm> i dont have a drug adiction
46:00 <The_Baron> and damn my friend for spelling addiction wrong
46:00 <The_Baron> :P
46:00 <The_Baron> xm, have a listen from 2:19 onwards
46:00 <xm> coz adiction doznt exist yo :P
46:00 <Mew> whats that thing with all the buttons that light up
46:00 <xm> listening still yeah
47:00 <druff> game of mew
47:00 <The_Baron> Mew, I think ur thinking of a Launchpad
47:00 <Mew> and you assign a sound to each button and then put them all together
47:00 <Mew> ohhhhh
47:00 <xm> Mew: the lights actually come up before the producer presses them. they have to press it within 1 second
47:00 <xm> to the audience
47:00 <Mew> did you see that link i sent you a while ago?
47:00 <Mew> oooooooooooh
47:00 <xm> it looks liek they are playing "live"
47:00 <xm> nah i kid
47:00 <Mew> LOL fu
48:00 <Mew> i have no idea mkay
48:00 <The_Baron> I love launchpads, u can use them to trigger single hits, loops, even just use it as a keyboard surface to play a midi instrument
48:00 <The_Baron> very versatile
48:00 <xm> anyone rememeber those casio keyboards that'd have tutor modes on where a song would be played for you but you just needed to press the keys?
48:00 <The_Baron> xm, the only part of that track I like is when the dubsteppy shit comes in
48:00 <xm> some kid was doing that in the city and busking
48:00 <xm> FRAUD!
48:00 <xm> and his mother was right behind him giving him support
48:00 <xm> that's the sort of lie i can not tolerate.
48:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
49:00 <xm> forget saemo
49:00 <xm> this is REAL fraud
49:00 <xm> the scum of society
50:00 <The_Baron> those fake casio keyboardist
50:00 <The_Baron> >:/
50:00 <xm> ive seen some people busking that look like they are learning the guitar for the first time
50:00 <xm> just playing simple chords over and over again
50:00 <xm> but because they have the right reverb and delay units everyone around them is impressed
51:00 <xm> you know the shoppers with bags in their hands stopping to watch, walking up and giving them $10 for a CD that looks like shit
51:00 <Mew> oh its called a kaoss pad or something
51:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DK54l6mkEmI
51:00 <Jon> Youtube: Words of Kaoss - a beat box test (Feb 20, 2007) 7:45 - Category: Music - 10,489 - 13 likes (44.8%), 16 dislikes (55.2%)
51:00 <Mew> this thing
52:00 <The_Baron> aah kaos pads
52:00 <xm> if they want to do a street performance then do it right: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhBoR_tgXCI
52:00 <The_Baron> so much fun
52:00 <Jon> Youtube: Dub FX 'Flow' feat. Mr Woodnote (Apr 19, 2009) 9:08 - Category: Music - 19,035,620 - 129,057 likes (98.8%), 1,584 dislikes (1.2%)
52:00 <The_Baron> if u use the ring modulator on a kaospad and hook it to a mic, on the middle setting, it will make u sound like Wall-E
53:00 <Mew> haha
53:00 <xm> im getting a mic :D
53:00 <Mew> thats my friend who has the clip of pandas raging in a voicemail btw xm
53:00 <The_Baron> the things u learn when fucking around with hardware
54:00 <The_Baron> and Dub FX is pretty cool btw
54:00 <The_Baron> but he aint no Beardyman
54:00 <xm> i just like that track because im a fan of the sax
55:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tc4j47bhj2A
55:00 <Jon> Youtube: SEAL THE DEAL - The Voice 2013 Theme Song (Date not found) 2:22 - Category: Comedy - 646 views - 3 likes (75%), 1 dislikes (25%)
55:00 <Mew> this is my favourite vid of his LOL
55:00 <xm> (and people tell me to remove the sax from my tracks but no thanks)
56:00 <The_Baron> digital sax usually sounds a bit out of place though
56:00 <The_Baron> it can be done right
56:00 <The_Baron> but usually isn't
00:00 <xm> you know those x-y sticks The_Baron 
00:00 <xm> do you think they are worse than having them separate?
00:00 <xm> or just different
01:00 <Jon> where is panda
01:00 <xm> just watching the vid mew
01:00 <xm> he got 10k views
01:00 <xm> not bad
01:00 <xm> oh want to see a friend of mine going nuts in a video?
01:00 <xm> crazy face shown too
01:00 <xm> a friend i made from the nuthouse
02:00 <xm> mcing and doing a live performance of some hip hop/dnb or whatever mashup
03:00 <Jon> what flavor cum in your favorite?
05:00 <xm> wake up fgts
05:00 <TheRon> language geez
05:00 <Mew> lmao
05:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rWfM7GeJkw
05:00 <Jon> Youtube: Madness represent (Oct 14, 2007) 1:35 - Category: Comedy - 162 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <xm> are youo into dance music, Mew ?
06:00 <Mew> yes
06:00 <Mew> dull soulless dance music
06:00 <Mew> thats where im at
07:00 <xm> you havent seen my soundcloud have you?
07:00 <xm> ill spam ya
07:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my he is here
07:00 <TheRon> is i'll spam ya code?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> is that xcode?
08:00 <xm> you develop for Apple?
08:00 <xm> i mean with*
08:00 <xm> what's that new language they just came up with again...
09:00 <TheRon> nerdlinger language?
09:00 <xm> Swift
09:00 <xm> it's so shit it made the share prices plummet :D
09:00 <TheRon> taylor?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
09:00 <Mew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqAF832WSi0
09:00 <Jon> Youtube: The Aston Shuffle - Comfortable ft. Will Heard (Date not found) 4:08 - Category: Music - 567,717 - 2,906 likes (95.6%), 133 dislikes (4.4%)
09:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
10:00 <Mew> i cant stop thrashing this
10:00 <FredFlinstone> your tits?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> you start work early TheRon ?
11:00 <TheRon> day off
11:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
11:00 <FredFlinstone> cold day today
11:00 <FredFlinstone> even I am cold dunno why
11:00 <FredFlinstone> had shorts on lol
12:00 <xm> what do you do TheRon ? ive always assumed you're some sort of antique dealer
12:00 <FredFlinstone> he is a bowel inspector
12:00 <TheRon> a random breast tester
14:00 <Q{_storm> pls feel test my breast TheRon 
14:00 <FredFlinstone> woot!
14:00 <FredFlinstone> go for it Ron
15:00 <TheRon> you do realise this is just words on a screen?
15:00 <Q{_storm> u can give me ur firmness rating
15:00 <FredFlinstone> arghh so it is
16:00 <Q{_storm> not just word to me
16:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm going to need some girth stats.
16:00 <Q{_storm> my mind, my thoughts, my words are reflection of me
16:00 <doctor> way to spoil the sexual ambience TheRon
16:00 <FredFlinstone> I like all "f" words
16:00 <Q{_storm> and guides my future thoughts
16:00 <TheRon> my bad
17:00 <doctor> that's okay, i'm getting my sexual gratification from this subway anyway
17:00 <Ana_Ng> underground transportation or a sandwich
17:00 <doctor> sandwich
18:00 <TheRon> train going into a tunnel
18:00 <doctor> eating a subway while on a subway
18:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
19:00 <Q{_storm> i thought doctor picked up subway chick and brought her home to have his way
19:00 <Q{_storm> but no i was wrong
19:00 <Q{_storm> coz doctor is too stingy with love
19:00 <FredFlinstone> love or sex?
20:00 <Mew> oh my 
20:00 <Q{_storm> both
20:00 <FredFlinstone> awwww
22:00 <Ana_Ng> only one of those two things is real
22:00 <doctor> I'm very fussy, but subway won my heart this round
24:00 <Mew> which subway did you get?
24:00 <TheRon> does the subway put out?
24:00 <Mew> good lord i think ive just organised a messy girls weekend in town
25:00 <Mew> all i have to do is book the hotel room and its locked in
25:00 <Mew> how scary
25:00 <doctor> ham and turkey, nothing too exotic
25:00 <Mew> whoa two meats
25:00 <Mew> that is exotic
25:00 <Mew> i love the subway ham
26:00 <TheRon> mew likes her meats
26:00 <Mew> ham salad ftw
26:00 <doctor> ham is great
26:00 <Ana_Ng> with a subway sandwiches, chances are there are more than 2 meats in that
26:00 <doctor> sometimes i buy $3 of honey glazed from the deli and just eat it on its own
26:00 <Ana_Ng> hamconfessions.com
27:00 <doctor> ham is very sexy
27:00 <FredFlinstone> do you fuck it?
27:00 <FredFlinstone> a whole leg
27:00 <TheRon> the cured meats can be very sensual
27:00 <FredFlinstone> on the bone
27:00 <Ana_Ng> kermit likes ham
27:00 <Ana_Ng> he gets all up in dat
29:00 <TheRon> i like green eggs and ham
29:00 <FredFlinstone> I like philly and ham
29:00 <FredFlinstone> with mustard
29:00 <FredFlinstone> yummm
29:00 <FredFlinstone> or apple sauce
30:00 <TheRon> i made soup last night, beef and vegie
30:00 <TheRon> should be awesome tonight
31:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
31:00 <xm> i made some soup last night made from a traditional South Australian recipe. im inviting doctor over soon. he can help me discard the bones too
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I like lamb shanks for soup
32:00 <FredFlinstone> with heaps of barley
32:00 <FredFlinstone> yummo
33:00 <xm> http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2014/06/11/australias-first-cat-cafe-stroke-genius-or-needless-fluff
33:00 <xm> meow?
33:00 <Ana_Ng> that url makes me sneeze
33:00 <xm> are you allergic bro
34:00 <TheRon> me too
34:00 <xm> you can never be catwoman then, Ana_Ng 
34:00 <Ana_Ng> that is fine
34:00 <xm> but feel free to dress up as her
34:00 <TheRon> i see cats as potential roadkill
34:00 <Ana_Ng> i am not built like a catwoman
34:00 <xm> you guys make me sick
34:00 <Ana_Ng> i love cats
34:00 <Ana_Ng> with gravy '
34:00 <xm> you can be The Trivia Woman. like The Riddler
35:00 <Ana_Ng> k
35:00 <TheRon> what do you think's in the burgers??
35:00 <xm> a super villain that asks people random trivia questions
35:00 <Ana_Ng> i have not tormented you guys with trivia
35:00 <Ana_Ng> lately
35:00 <TheRon> i got a trivia night coming up, my nephews primary school, and it's byo
35:00 <Ana_Ng> it's summer here, 20 hours of sunshine
36:00 <doctor> does it drive you mad?
36:00 <TheRon> nude sunbathing?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> it has driven me mad
36:00 <xm> BYO alcohol or BYO trivia?
36:00 <Ana_Ng> but i take a sleeping pill now
36:00 <TheRon> alcohol
36:00 <doctor> need my nights
36:00 <Ana_Ng> it's not necessarily warm
36:00 <xm> those kids these days
36:00 <xm> growing up so fast
37:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't sunbathe
37:00 <Ana_Ng> i only have fun if i'm moving
37:00 <xm> nothing like a midnight sunbath in Alaska
38:00 <xm> TheRon: you would do well with trivia. you'd know everthing before 1990
38:00 <xm> but after that, no
38:00 <doctor> moonbath
38:00 <TheRon> i remember the 90's well
38:00 <TheRon> i was sober for at least some of it
39:00 <druff> breasts
40:00 <TheRon> norga
40:00 <TheRon> norgs
40:00 <xm> language geez
40:00 <druff> blind melons?
41:00 <TheRon> no rain?
41:00 <druff> yes and no
41:00 <druff> ill make it rain on them
42:00 <TheRon> oh by the way i am awesome on trivia night
42:00 <TheRon> i know useless shit
43:00 <druff> whats the most useless thing you know?
43:00 <TheRon> i know capital cities and stuff
43:00 <TheRon> sports, music
44:00 <TheRon> pop culture
44:00 <xm> just for the hell of it i memorised all the capital cities in one go
44:00 <TheRon> i'm shithouse on the arts though
44:00 <druff> i can name all the cards in a deck
44:00 <xm> but since i havent used it much since ive forgotten a lot. but if given a m/c i might get it right
44:00 <TheRon> i found maps fascinating when i was a kid
45:00 <Ana_Ng> what is the capital of armenia?
45:00 <xm> you could lose on map trivia depending on whether you're playing at an Indian or Pakistani function
46:00 <TheRon> i had to look that one up, i struggle with the break up of the soviet union
46:00 <Ana_Ng> How about
47:00 <xm> ... or how many Armenians were slaughtered by the Turks
47:00 <Ana_Ng> What is the non-British name for the capital of Sri Lanka?
47:00 <TheRon> ceylon
47:00 <Ana_Ng> ceylon is the british name of the country sri lanka
47:00 <Ana_Ng> so you are double wrong
47:00 <TheRon> quiet you
47:00 <xm> i can never remember those funky names
47:00 <TheRon> columbia?
48:00 <Ana_Ng> colombo is the british name
48:00 <xm> you're thinking Colombo
48:00 <druff> who cares we arent british.
48:00 <Ana_Ng> the capital is
48:00 <Ana_Ng> Sri Jayawardenepura Kotte
48:00 <xm> it's definitely some weird name'
48:00 <xm> that
48:00 <Ana_Ng> bring that to your party
48:00 <Ana_Ng> bring the smackdown
48:00 <TheRon> ok i will
48:00 <xm> use that as a safety word if you're into BDSM
48:00 <Ana_Ng> advice from xm
48:00 <Ana_Ng> pricelesds
48:00 <TheRon> i wonder if any hot single mums are going to this trivia night?
49:00 <Ana_Ng> no
49:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't think trivia nights allow people who've had sex
49:00 <xm> TheRon: look out for the ones that come late
49:00 <TheRon> someone 8 ball that for me
49:00 <xm> they're the ones that put in extra effort to hook up
49:00 <xm> and most likely had no husband to tell them to fucking hurry up
49:00 <TheRon> good thinking
50:00 <xm> if the kid looks undisciplined, you're in
50:00 <TheRon> i loved picking up my nephew from kinda, some of those mums were ot
51:00 <Ana_Ng> this is the entire premise of about a boy
51:00 <xm> you should do some volunteering like removing syringes from the sandpit
51:00 <TheRon> is it really?
51:00 <xm> all the mums will think that's hot that you care
52:00 <xm> a provider AND a remover
52:00 <TheRon> nice
52:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah, hugh grant is a single guy looking for women who just want to fuck, no strings
52:00 <xm> that movie is pretty good actually
52:00 <Ana_Ng> so he goes to the single parent support group
52:00 <TheRon> that sounds like a hugh grant documentary
52:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
52:00 <Doodle> sounds like every movie hugh grant has been in ever
52:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a nick hornby book
52:00 <TheRon> just a camera following him around on his daily business
53:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/1508539_10152408815169194_8218911414621614518_n.jpg
53:00 <TheRon> name the hooker that cost hugh grant his relationship with liz hurley
54:00 <xm> i was a water dealer in the perth rave scene
54:00 <xm> pretty bad ass
54:00 <xm> did time too
54:00 <Mew> candy
54:00 <TheRon> it was in the news
54:00 <Ana_Ng> divine brown
55:00 <TheRon> wd
55:00 <xm> everyone seems to have forgotten what Eddie Murphy did for the sake of "education"
55:00 <Ana_Ng> we forgive men for their sexual transgressions quickly
55:00 <TheRon> those who have the finest of home cooking never have to eat at restaurants 
55:00 <xm> only if it's with women, Ana_Ng 
55:00 <Serenity> speak for yourself
56:00 <TheRon> for hugh grant the kitchen was shut so he had to goto the drive thru
56:00 <xm> now this Bryan Singer and his coke parties..not too sure if this will be forgotten
56:00 <Doodle> who
57:00 <xm> that's the spirit
57:00 <Doodle> is he the man who invented the sweing machines
57:00 <TheRon> who?
57:00 <Doodle> *sewing
57:00 <xm> let's all forget about him so we can watch another shitty x-men movie
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I saw it yesterday
58:00 <xm> what do you think?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> average
58:00 <TheRon> how was jennifer lawrence?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> not as good as the others
58:00 <TheRon> it's the only reason i'd go
58:00 <xm> not inspiring enough to make you want to write a game based on it?
58:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
59:00 <xm> wait, the others were very bad
59:00 <FredFlinstone> no
59:00 <FredFlinstone> I liked this one the least
59:00 <TheRon> the spurs won today
59:00 <FredFlinstone> big deal
59:00 <TheRon> i love my spurs
00:00 <xm> actually that works for me. if you liked those but hate this one. and i hated those then maybe with some sort of strange logic leap i will like this one
00:00 <FredFlinstone> I only like aussie sport
00:00 <TheRon> patty mills and aron baynes are aussie
00:00 <FredFlinstone> I said sport
00:00 <FredFlinstone> not participants
01:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: do you curl??
01:00 <TheRon> the sport like bowls with rocks on ice
01:00 <xm> that's a good sport for women
01:00 <Ana_Ng> no, but i have curled before
01:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a good sport if you want to gain weight
01:00 <TheRon> did you use a shaved brush?
01:00 <Ana_Ng> there are a lot of beers and casseroles
01:00 <xm> i'd like to see currling done with women dressed in french maid costumes
01:00 <Ana_Ng> i used a broom
01:00 <xm> curling*
02:00 <xm> would be sexc as
02:00 <TheRon> during the winter olympics, some of the curling chicks were hot
02:00 <xm> would be hotter if they finished the job  off with a dustpan at the end
03:00 <Ana_Ng> typical
03:00 <Ana_Ng> you all want to marry your moms
03:00 <xm> there should also be a TV and a guy sitting down and the ball has to be inbetween. judges will award scores for women that obstruct the view least
03:00 <TheRon> do you go pig shooting?
04:00 <xm> i live in an autonomous country that is within the Australian continent where this is legal Ana_Ng 
04:00 <Ana_Ng> the ball?
04:00 <Ana_Ng> it's a stone
04:00 <TheRon> i lawn bowl
05:00 <xm> you probably do
05:00 <TheRon> what do you mean probably
05:00 <xm> do you play the hinky tonky at the RSL?
05:00 <Ana_Ng> do you wear all white
05:00 <xm> honky*
06:00 <xm> they would love that
06:00 <xm> pletty of single mums (single grandmothers) there
06:00 <xm> plenty*
06:00 <TheRon> nope colours
06:00 <xm> AFL team colours playing lawn bowls
06:00 <TheRon> and yes the ladies sandwiches are top notch
06:00 <xm> true
07:00 <xm> when i worked in a hospital i used to eat sandwiches made by them. they do a great job
07:00 <xm> these kids of today dont make it with any love
07:00 <TheRon> you go out to the country clubs, it's an awesome spread of cakes, scones sandwiches and slices
08:00 <xm> pity they all vote one nation
08:00 <xm> doing their lamington drives to raise money for pauline's bail
10:00 <TheRon> carlton got a shot against the understrength hawks?
11:00 <TheRon> xm have you ever played bowls?
11:00 <xm> ive played the wog version
11:00 <FredFlinstone> yes sure and get hammered by the umps again!
11:00 <xm> im not sure which came first?
11:00 <TheRon> both those frees were'nt there, get over it
11:00 <FredFlinstone> get fucked!
12:00 <FredFlinstone> open the fuckin eye
12:00 <xm> do you actually play bowls regularly
12:00 <TheRon> troy menzels free wasn't there
12:00 <TheRon> xm yes i play
12:00 <FredFlinstone> whatever and you reckon carlton supportes are obnoxious
12:00 <FredFlinstone> well fuck me
13:00 <TheRon> gerard healy agreese with me
13:00 <TheRon> so does the cheif jason dunstall
13:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yu just repeat everything on the fuckin media
13:00 <FredFlinstone> use your own brain ffs
13:00 <xm> this is getting heated
14:00 <TheRon> menzel ducked his head and run into a bloke, you shouldn't get a free for that
14:00 <xm> too right. i call this one a discount
14:00 <FredFlinstone> you are only saying that cos you fell guilty you team won and they shoudnt have
14:00 <TheRon> what else was johnno to do?
14:00 <TheRon> oh yeah we played shithouse
14:00 <FredFlinstone> and yu didnt deseerve to win simole
15:00 <FredFlinstone> did I say that?
15:00 <TheRon> carlton supporters shouldn't be blaming the umpires for the loss
15:00 <FredFlinstone> stop changing my comments
15:00 <FredFlinstone> and I did
15:00 <FredFlinstone> read what I said
15:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
15:00 <TheRon> sorry there was no sarcastic tone meant
15:00 <TheRon> i know we played shit
17:00 <TheRon> geelong has played shit for about a month
17:00 <FredFlinstone> so damned arrogant
17:00 <TheRon> richmond should've beaten us
18:00 <TheRon> carlton could play finals
19:00 <TheRon> i wish matthew was here, we could wind him up
20:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: you gonna watch the soccer?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
20:00 <TheRon> the aussies?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> of course
21:00 <TheRon> even though they already have their flights booked?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
21:00 <Ana_Ng> guess how much a full-page ad costs in the official Alaska state vacation planner
21:00 <TheRon> 120?
22:00 <TheRon> $7.50, bargain!
22:00 <Ana_Ng> $74,000
22:00 <TheRon> bargian?
22:00 <TheRon> whats the readership?
22:00 <TheRon> how many ppl?
23:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't know
23:00 <Ana_Ng> they probably print 100,000
23:00 <Ana_Ng> not sure how many get it in the mail
23:00 <TheRon> 74 000 people read it lets say, a dollar per person, not bad
24:00 <Ana_Ng> a dollar a person is expensive
24:00 <TheRon> you reckon?
24:00 <Ana_Ng> you can pay 10 cents to mail a postcard to that many
24:00 <Ana_Ng> look at the superbowl
24:00 <TheRon> i guess
24:00 <Ana_Ng> 1 billion see it
24:00 <Ana_Ng> they only charge a couple million
25:00 <TheRon> but it is alaska
25:00 <FredFlinstone> got my dinner on early tonight
25:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah when people come here
25:00 <Ana_Ng> they are spending thousands of dollars
25:00 <TheRon> would it be worth doing a csi : alaska? much crime go on there?
26:00 <Ana_Ng> they would make up the crimes i think
26:00 <TheRon> like they do in the vegas one?
26:00 <Ana_Ng> we have some, but most are alcohol related
27:00 <TheRon> like us with the northern territory
28:00 <FredFlinstone> Black Devil what you think of the last Game of thrones episode?
28:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: you watching 360 tonight, mark mcclure will be on
28:00 <FredFlinstone> as if I watch media shit
29:00 <FredFlinstone> they talk the biggest load of crap
29:00 <FredFlinstone> and I havent got foxtel down here anyway
29:00 <TheRon> mcclure is so funny though
29:00 <johninja> u
29:00 <FredFlinstone> I knew him
29:00 <Ana_Ng> if you see that movie Frozen Ground
29:00 <FredFlinstone> along with the Dominator
29:00 <johninja> rasssberrry beret
30:00 <Ana_Ng> it's about a guy who killed prostitutes in the 80s
30:00 <Ana_Ng> here in anchorage
30:00 <TheRon> no
30:00 <Ana_Ng> they filmed it up here
30:00 <Ana_Ng> cage and cusack
30:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah maybe time for some music
30:00 <TheRon> are you from anchorage?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> Acca or what?
30:00 <TheRon> ben e king?
31:00 <johninja> good odea FredFlinstone
31:00 <johninja> no acca
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <johninja> ew
31:00 <johninja> buck 65 here
32:00 <FredFlinstone> hells bellsssssss
32:00 <FredFlinstone> loudd!!!!!
32:00 <FredFlinstone> best fucin concert ever
33:00 <FredFlinstone> sperntural play their songs all the time
33:00 <FredFlinstone> its soooo good
33:00 <Ana_Ng> i live in anchorage, for 18 years
33:00 <johninja> i wonder is anchorage is warmer than melbourne
33:00 <FredFlinstone> been cold today
34:00 <FredFlinstone> wind chill factor high down here
34:00 <FredFlinstone> fark
34:00 <Ana_Ng> in general, i'm sure we're colder
34:00 <xm> Ana_Ng: what age were you when you moved there?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> 26
34:00 <xm> where did you grow up?
34:00 <Ana_Ng> san jose, california
35:00 <Ana_Ng> -17 to 24
35:00 <xm> do people always tease you with lame jokes like "do you know the way to san jose"
35:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
35:00 <Ana_Ng> no, that one dropped out about 20 years ago
35:00 <FredFlinstone> good I hope they do
35:00 <xm> i must be a dag then
35:00 <Ana_Ng> people don't know about bacharach and david now
35:00 <xm> <-- Dionne Warwick fan 
35:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
35:00 <xm> yes, i love Bacharach
36:00 <johninja> my question zacharia is when we start unravaling the human genome and start modifying our own genetic structure and using more of our brains and curing more of our sicknesses the next time the annunaki come back their going to be a little suprised aren't they? 
36:00 <FredFlinstone> pleaseeee
36:00 <johninja> woops wrong window
36:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
36:00 <TheRon> i know bacharach
36:00 <FredFlinstone> burt
36:00 <FredFlinstone> the turt
36:00 <FredFlinstone> dione warwick was whats her names aunt
37:00 <TheRon> alicia keys?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> no the dead one
37:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSBrn6wTZSA&feature=kp
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What The World Needs Now - Burt Bacharach (Oct 20, 2011) 3:58 - Category: Music - 82,418 - 392 likes (98.2%), 7 dislikes (1.8%)
37:00 <TheRon> whitney?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
37:00 <xm> if you dont liek that then you have no soul
37:00 <FredFlinstone> thats her
37:00 <FredFlinstone> loved whitney
37:00 <FredFlinstone> shame she did drugs
37:00 <FredFlinstone> too early
37:00 <xm> lol 'the dead one'
37:00 <TheRon> little river band - don't you know it's magic
38:00 <FredFlinstone> ooerrr
38:00 <FredFlinstone> what a talent he is
38:00 <milk> the ATO wont take my money, I just rang them and they told me to fuck off...
38:00 <FredFlinstone> Glenn Sharrock
38:00 <FredFlinstone> shurrock whatever
38:00 <ATO> fuck off milk
38:00 <FredFlinstone> sw him live 
39:00 <FredFlinstone> impersonated heaps was soo goood
39:00 <FredFlinstone> even did Tina
39:00 <FredFlinstone> Joe Cocker was great
39:00 <ATO> i like CCR
39:00 <ATO> private dancer
39:00 <FredFlinstone> brian cadd was good too
39:00 <ATO> dancer for money
40:00 <ATO> do what you want me to do
40:00 <FredFlinstone> she is friggin 71 or something now
40:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
40:00 <ATO> lol
40:00 <FredFlinstone> time goes wuick
40:00 <xm> milk: they're playing mind games on you like the Mafia. they will do an audit in 5 years time and they will ask for it back with 5000% interest
40:00 <TheRon> magic is john farnham era
40:00 <ATO> all the beatings have taken their toll
40:00 <FredFlinstone> someone called bull
40:00 <xm> or you'll get bashed and 'harassed'
40:00 <xm> i.e. prison
40:00 <FredFlinstone> up and down
41:00 <FredFlinstone> blood everywhere
41:00 <CentrelinkFraudDepartment> hi
41:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
41:00 <xm> that's what i do when i want dinner and they take too long
41:00 <xm> 'look what you made me do' 
41:00 <FredFlinstone> just getting into the music
42:00 <johninja> 8====D
42:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe I should put on some Angels? what you think
42:00 <johninja> yeh
42:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
42:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IluRBvnYMoY
42:00 <johninja> never gonna die
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daft Punk - Give Life Back to Music (Official Audio) (Date not found) 4:44 - Category: Music - 1,186,931 - 8,660 likes (98.3%), 148 dislikes (1.7%)
42:00 <FredFlinstone> done deal
42:00 <xm> hello this is centrelink. if you would like to talk to us about fraud then type 6667 to connect to Austnet irc and speak to our team in #melbourne
42:00 <simba> tiger army never dies!!!!!
42:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <TheRon> duffman never dies! only the actors that play him
44:00 <xm> and all of them from unrelated liver problems
44:00 <TheRon> totally
44:00 <xm> for further questions please see our legal team
45:00 <FredFlinstone> that should last a while only 109 songs
45:00 <johninja> `topic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax27VfoyZfQ
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Centrelink how to defend yourself from them. (Aug 4, 2010) 4:41 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 679 views - 5 likes (83.3%), 1 dislikes (16.7%)
45:00 <TheRon> acdc?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
45:00 <FredFlinstone> Angels
45:00 <TheRon> nice
45:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
46:00 <TheRon> shadowboxer?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> all
46:00 <TheRon> the dogs are talking?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
46:00 <FredFlinstone> everyting
46:00 <simba> TheRon was born with an acca dacca tattoo
46:00 <FredFlinstone> havent made a playlist
46:00 <FredFlinstone> just put them all on
47:00 <TheRon> 420?
47:00 <Ana_Ng> world class sunset tonight
47:00 <TheRon> what time does the sun go down?
49:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: you're thoughts on franklin getting off?
49:00 <TheRon> fucked?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> so many video reports this days they are all fucked
49:00 <FredFlinstone> pussies
49:00 <FredFlinstone> look at ballentynes bump
49:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
50:00 <FredFlinstone> how weak
50:00 <TheRon> ballantyme was innocent for a change
50:00 <FredFlinstone> soft as baby shit
50:00 <FredFlinstone> they are losing the fucking plot
50:00 <FredFlinstone> bring back the biff
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I got that dvd at home
51:00 <TheRon> bit league but ok yes
51:00 <FredFlinstone> dermie wouldt play these days lol
51:00 <FredFlinstone> or that prick mathews
51:00 <TheRon> dermie laughs at all this
51:00 <Ana_Ng> sun goes down around midnight
51:00 <Ana_Ng> up at 4am
51:00 <TheRon> damn
51:00 <FredFlinstone> mathews was the dirtiest friggin prcik ever
51:00 <FredFlinstone> and he gets on tele now
51:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off!
51:00 <Ana_Ng> so it doesn't really get dark
52:00 <TheRon> blindfold for sleep?
52:00 <Ana_Ng> drugs
52:00 <TheRon> damn
52:00 <Ana_Ng> actually i close the blinds because of the early sunshine
53:00 <Ana_Ng> wakin me up at 5am
53:00 <Ana_Ng> no bueno
53:00 <TheRon> england is the same in summer isn't it?
53:00 <TheRon> only like 4 hours darkness
54:00 <Ana_Ng> maybe up north
54:00 <Ana_Ng> we're the same latitude as oslo
54:00 <TheRon> just be glad you don't live in greenland
55:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
55:00 <Ana_Ng> that place is too fishy
55:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/fiqhe0X.jpg
55:00 <TheRon> and thats midnight
55:00 <Ana_Ng> well 11pm
55:00 <Ana_Ng> the sun will set far to the right of this
56:00 <Ana_Ng> (to the north)
56:00 <xm> i wonder if there are studies done on the correlation between sunlight hours and criminal activities
56:00 <xm> i know there are ones on suicide
56:00 <TheRon> who sleeps in summer anyway
56:00 <Ana_Ng> right
56:00 <Ana_Ng> well the problem is the time of year when it gets light rapidly
56:00 <Ana_Ng> which for us is mid-march to mid-april
57:00 <Ana_Ng> it's shocking, everyone goes manic
57:00 <TheRon> march madness?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> heh
57:00 <xm> i think it was Greenland where they have an inside number of suicides during certain times of the year
58:00 <xm> http://neurocritic.blogspot.com.au/2009/05/suicide-rates-in-greenland-are-highest.html
58:00 <xm> anyway, it is old news that seasons/sunlight changes mess you up
58:00 <Ana_Ng> i was never suicidal, but one spring i thought i was jesus christ
58:00 <xm> literally?
58:00 <TheRon> jesus
58:00 <xm> for how long
59:00 <Ana_Ng> i didn't sleep for two weeks
59:00 <xm> ive had that a few times before
59:00 <Ana_Ng> there's no drug than can top that
59:00 <xm> only about a week for me
59:00 <xm> are you bipolar?
59:00 <Ana_Ng> tripolar
59:00 <xm> there's no shame. ive got bipolar 1. the best one
59:00 <xm> #1 yo
59:00 <TheRon> good old captain jack will get you high tonight, and take you away to your special island
59:00 <xm> im glad it's not #2 or i'd really kill myself
01:00 <xm> so Ana_Ng, was it enjoyable in a twisted sort of way?
01:00 <Mew> whats number 2?
01:00 <Mew> remember this
01:00 <TheRon> poos
01:00 <Mew> Gretchen: My mom had to get a restraining order against my stepdad. He has emotional problems. Donnie: Oh, I have those too! What kind of emotional problems does your dad have?
01:00 <Mew>  Gretchen: He stabbed my mom four times in the chest. Donnie: Oh.
01:00 <xm> the number 2s dont really get psychosis i think
02:00 <xm> i think psychosis is only with #1
02:00 <TheRon> pee is no 1
02:00 <Mew> psychosis seems scary
02:00 <xm> there's at least 6 different types of bipolar. i think some people have said there's more
02:00 <Mew> why is it the good one?
02:00 <xm> i was taking the piss. but it can be strangely enjoyable
02:00 <Mew> oh haha
02:00 <xm> but the euphoria is amazing...
02:00 <Ana_Ng> it was not remotely enjoyable
02:00 <Mew> im slow today
02:00 <xm> seriously
03:00 <xm> ive never taken illict substances but ive been told by bipolar 1 people that have done drugs that the natural highs are actually better
03:00 <TheRon> take me to the april sun in cuba
03:00 <Mew> theres a lady over here who is an obese dribbling retard and years ago she was completely normal and could speak properly etc then her brother died and she went into psychosis and became a tard
03:00 <xm> you feel like you can achieve anything...and to a point you can
03:00 <Mew> i think it was her twin though so they were crazy close
04:00 <xm> maybe they were yin and yang
04:00 <xm> and his death upset the balance
04:00 <Mew> its scary when you hear things like that because her brother dying is something completely out of her control and not even a part of her own body
04:00 <Mew> yeah thats what i thought
04:00 <Mew> they mustve been in sync
04:00 <Mew> n*sync
04:00 <simba> do you think too many obese people on one side of kangaroo island will make the other side raise like a see saw
05:00 <Mew> LOL probably
05:00 <xm> nearly everything that is wrong in this world has to do with our awareness of our imminent death
05:00 <TheRon> are the crows supporters the obese ones?
05:00 <xm> maybe that's how they should fix the tower of pisa
05:00 <simba> nah their heads are empty
05:00 <xm> redirect all the obese tourists to the other side
06:00 <xm> after they just had their 5 pizzas
06:00 <xm> Mew: id say that the worst thing that can happen to someone is experience non-stop ruminating thoughts that they have no control over
06:00 <xm> things that haunt you and cause you great psychological torment
07:00 <xm> and it goes on for a week or so
07:00 <xm> no sleep
07:00 <xm> that's why a lot of bipolar people drink to shut it up
07:00 <Ana_Ng> oh shit!
08:00 <Ana_Ng> guess what happened tonight
08:00 <Ana_Ng> it snowed
08:00 <xm> let it snow let it snow
08:00 <TheRon> power vs swans
08:00 <TheRon> i will be tuning in
08:00 <xm> and then the others just kill themselves (1 in 6)
08:00 <simba> oh the weather outside is frightful
08:00 <Mew> like say if someone dropped some hash oil on your floor and it made a mark and someone had that thought looping in their head for 8 years
09:00 <simba> power vs swans GOTY
09:00 <xm> lol
09:00 <TheRon> let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
09:00 <TheRon> we'll see how good the power are
09:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
09:00 <xm> Mew: he's a little girl... you know "this is where i cried a tear" on the love letter equivalent
09:00 <xm> "here is where they left hash oil on my floor"
09:00 <simba> hey we're the ones with only 1 loss
10:00 <simba> its a pity this 1s at the tiny S C G
10:00 <TheRon> beat the swans and you are outright premiership faves
10:00 <Ana_Ng> well it' just the tops of the mountains
10:00 <TheRon> scg is shit
10:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: scg?
11:00 <TheRon> here's what i think atm, swans and freo in gf
12:00 <simba> i dont c freo that far 
12:00 <johninja> she caught the vapours
12:00 <TheRon> they're coming
13:00 <TheRon> freo has the game to beat good teams
13:00 <simba> collingwood and freo seem about level atm
13:00 <johninja> so fried~
13:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/8sLi16q.jpg
13:00 <xm> so Ana_Ng did you go on some sort of religious mission or was your psychosis just 'meh im Jesus'
14:00 <TheRon> i don't htink collingwood can beat the top flights
15:00 <johninja> you caught the vapours
15:00 <TheRon> turning japanese?
15:00 <johninja> i really think so
15:00 <xm> i think so
15:00 <johninja> candy candy candy
15:00 <johninja> that 1
15:00 <TheRon> i can't let you go
16:00 <Ana_Ng> pretty much the flight of thoughts
16:00 <johninja> make the music with your mouth boz
16:00 <Ana_Ng> unable to turn it off
16:00 <johninja> biz
16:00 <johninja> wow
16:00 <Ana_Ng> i describe it as having access to everything you know at the front of your brain, including things you didn't know you knew
16:00 <xm> so was it the sort of thing where you go "am i?...this is the sign...no wait...i cant be...this is irrationl"
17:00 <xm> yes, that's it
17:00 <johninja> and the beat goes on, just like my love (everlasting)
17:00 <Ana_Ng> no, it was more of, i was bearing the weight of my immense knowledge
17:00 <xm> suddenly everything that seemed unconnected became unified
17:00 <Ana_Ng> which admittedly, is every day
17:00 <Ana_Ng> just magnified
17:00 <xm> ok
17:00 <xm> and it only happened once?
18:00 <johninja> Who are you? What is identity? You like cheese, and sun on water. You know your age and what happens when your eyes grow tired. Filtered through some predisposition, you are the product of everything that ever happened to you, but if you lost your memory, who could you be?
19:00 <Ana_Ng> that was the worst by far
19:00 <xm> what were the others like?
19:00 <xm> did you see someone for this
19:00 <Ana_Ng> just unable to sleep, making bad decorating decisions
19:00 <TheRon> i like to sit in the corner and cut the cheese, it's very relaxing to ,me
19:00 <Ana_Ng> oh yeah i'm all doctored up
19:00 <Ana_Ng> i knew i was in trouble when i tried to call my friend on the microwave
19:00 <xm> heh
19:00 <Ana_Ng> the keypad is so similar!
20:00 <TheRon> i think we've all done that at some stage
20:00 <johninja> true
20:00 <xm> was it around the age of 20-25 that you were diagnosed?
20:00 <Ana_Ng> later
20:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: epic - faith no more
20:00 <Ana_Ng> probably 32
20:00 <xm> i still get sleeping problems even when medicated
20:00 <xm> i was awake from mon to last night
21:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XQZYIiNgo&feature=kp 
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Sarstedt - Where Do You Go To My Lovely (1969) (Oct 4, 2008) 4:54 - Category: Music - 2,582,123 - 8,197 likes (98.1%), 160 dislikes (1.9%)
21:00 <Ana_Ng> i still need to change my sleep
21:00 <Ana_Ng> now i count on the drugs, so i don't bother winding down
21:00 <xm> it can be a trigger for an ep
21:00 <xm> which ones are you on?
21:00 <Ana_Ng> just lithium
21:00 <Ana_Ng> works great
21:00 <xm> ive been on that. it wasnt good for me
21:00 <Ana_Ng> bummer
21:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: , someone mentions collingwood and i go off on one
22:00 <Ana_Ng> i have thyroid problems which contribute, but meh and collingwood.
22:00 <xm> last time i took it it made me puke within 5 seconds. the taste alone put me off too
22:00 <xm> as a result of the Lithium?
22:00 <xm> or was it existing prior?
22:00 <xm> ive known a few people with Grave's disease that were crazy just from that
22:00 <Ana_Ng> prior
22:00 <xm> the thyroids alone made them nuts
23:00 <xm> 2 of them have had them nuked
23:00 <Ana_Ng> are you taking lamictal or ?
23:00 <xm> epilim
24:00 <simba> cant believe franklin wasnt suspended that is more BS
24:00 <xm> i can go off it for ages. over a year and wont get an episode. and i can still get episodes on it
24:00 <simba> protecting sydney the glamour bitches
24:00 <xm> i'd rather not take anything...
24:00 <xm> im supposed to be on zyprexa/olanzapine too but im not
24:00 <TheRon> drugs are bad
25:00 <johninja> no
25:00 <johninja> how dare you
26:00 <johninja> its a bittersweet symphony that's life
26:00 <TheRon> tragedy
27:00 <xm> when the feeling's gone and you can't go on
27:00 <xm> it's tragedy
27:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah you got to watch out for yourself
27:00 <TheRon> mew get the norgs out we're bored
27:00 <xm> ive been fortunate to have understanding people around me... mostly
27:00 <Mew> maybe later
27:00 <Ana_Ng> i am busy developing new mood disorders
27:00 <FredFlinstone> that was niceee
27:00 <FredFlinstone> feel better now
27:00 <Ana_Ng> i only tell a few people
27:00 <johninja> it must be your skin that i'm sinking in
27:00 <Ana_Ng> most people can't handle it
28:00 <johninja> it must be for real cause now i can feel
28:00 <FredFlinstone> epic
28:00 <FredFlinstone> faith no more
28:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly recognise it if I heard it
28:00 <TheRon> serious?
28:00 <xm> Ana_Ng: i refuse to call it a 'disorder'. im currently a PhD molecular biology student studying the Human Genome project to isolate the Bipolar Disorder gene activators to make everyone bipolar too
28:00 <FredFlinstone> yes sometimes I cant remember names of songs
28:00 <xm> it'd be selfish to have only people like you and me have it
28:00 <TheRon> 1 on rage for weeks
28:00 <johninja> glycerine
28:00 <FredFlinstone> got the angleson
29:00 <FredFlinstone> angles on
29:00 <FredFlinstone> angels
29:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
29:00 <FredFlinstone> I watched rage other day
29:00 <FredFlinstone> used to watch it all the time
29:00 <FredFlinstone> not for years
30:00 <FredFlinstone> dinner was yummy
30:00 <TheRon> the guest programmers all have the same playlist
30:00 <FredFlinstone> angus beef pie
30:00 <FredFlinstone> pumkin
30:00 <FredFlinstone> carrot
30:00 <FredFlinstone> chips
30:00 <FredFlinstone> all baked
30:00 <FredFlinstone> in the new oven
30:00 <FredFlinstone> woot it works good
30:00 <FredFlinstone> not like the other one took ages
31:00 <TheRon> too many dicks on the dancefloor
31:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
31:00 <xm> that's a good idea
31:00 <johninja> jesus was a bogan
31:00 <xm> im going to make a music video with heaps of wind up dildos going off on the dance floor
33:00 <johninja> i sawww the sigggnnn
33:00 <TheRon> cheap trick - the flame
34:00 <TheRon> all that she wants in another baby
34:00 <xm> stand and i will face you...with love i shall embrace you...your touch is oh so real to me...these tears become reality
35:00 <xm> when you're lost, i will find you... if you forget, i shall remind you...your thoughts are oh so clear to me...these tears become reality
38:00 <xm> connect reset by tears
38:00 <xm> connection*
39:00 <fawks> Erection reset by queer
40:00 <xm> Erection wet by rear
41:00 <TheRon> waste my days
42:00 <xm> Erection beset by fear 
45:00 <xm> never fear. a BlackDevil 4chan link will help you overcome performance anxiety
47:00 <johninja> 0/
47:00 <Mew> http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/221445266550
47:00 <Mew> that'd be so fun
47:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <xm> that would save kids from school shooters
48:00 <xm> like gummi bears
48:00 <xm> bouncing here and bouncing everywhere
48:00 <xm> they can hide in the school yard tree tops
48:00 <Mew> children could trade in their guns for those suits in america
48:00 <Mew> it could be a program in every school
48:00 <Mew> ammo4sumo
49:00 <xm> ... or they could be trained to learn about "empathy" by Dr Phil and how to negotiate schooters into turning themselves in
49:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfRNRymrv9k&feature=kp
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mariah Carey - Always Be My Baby (Nov 23, 2009) 4:17 - Category: Music - 32,311,317 - 84,827 likes (97.6%), 2,128 dislikes (2.4%)
49:00 <TheRon> the spurs up 2 -1
49:00 <johninja> n1
50:00 <TheRon> tim duncan's 5 title
50:00 <TheRon> 38 and still playing like a champ
50:00 <xm> did you notice the borders of the description, Mew ? looked like a colour blind test
51:00 <xm> interesting web designer...
51:00 <Mew> LOL i did think that was weird
52:00 <xm> actually this reminds me of that scene from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory when the girl goes massive and blueish
53:00 <Mew> Step inside this translucent blue ball (price listed is for one bubble ball only) and let the full-bodied fun begin! Kids have a blast with this play ball that gets them moving and laughing, bumping and bouncing off each other. Two balls double the fun
54:00 <xm> i know this sounds a bit controversial but this would be good for their safety if creeps are around
55:00 <xm> they should make them large enough so even with the white van's sliding door wide open they wont fit in either
56:00 <xm> v  We CANNOT ship it to Alaska, Hawaii, AP0/FPO addresses, Guam, Puerto Rico <--- Soz Ana_Ng 
57:00 <TheRon> i got like a beer, want some?
57:00 <xm> let's have a beer with Duncan
57:00 <TheRon> well duncan i smy mate
58:00 <xm> would you give him @s
58:00 <xm> or +
58:00 <xm> how close are you two?
59:00 <TheRon> i'd turn gay
59:00 <xm> you mean share nick passowords aka barebacking?
59:00 <Ana_Ng> CANNOT OR WILL NOT
59:00 <TheRon> what timmy duncan wants he gets
59:00 <TheRon> same with joel selwood
59:00 <Ana_Ng> anchorage is a hub for fedex and ups
00:00 <xm> Ana_Ng: i bet that guy got pissed off that Alaskan paper screwed him out of $70k for a front page ad
00:00 <xm> so nothing for Alaska
00:00 <Ana_Ng> uh wut
00:00 <xm> i find it strange they dont deliver there but do to Australia
00:00 <Ana_Ng> http://scorpiondagger.tumblr.com/
01:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: would turn gay for bryce gibbs
02:00 <xm> did you try that out when you thought you were Jesus
02:00 <xm> i have to admit they are funny. not that blasphemous
02:00 <TheRon> aussies a chance at the cup couleurs ?
03:00 <johninja> hi cooper
04:00 <johninja> come eat asian food in chinatown
04:00 <couleurs> No Chance, TheRon 
04:00 <TheRon> come for the food, stay for the ambulance
04:00 <johninja> TheRon will probably want to go do karkeoke and asian 'ladys' 
04:00 <couleurs> hi steve
05:00 <TheRon> daydream beiiever and a........
05:00 <xm> hey steve
06:00 <TheRon> couleurs have you simulated the world cup on the ps4?
06:00 <xm> is this true TheRon?
06:00 <johninja> hey guys
06:00 <johninja> unleash the kraken
07:00 <johninja> does cooper smoke cones?
07:00 <johninja> steve cooper
07:00 <TheRon> johninja dolphins will do anything for some sardines
07:00 <couleurs> I haven't TheRon 
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <TheRon> i mean anything
07:00 <johninja> dolphins are the rapists of the se
07:00 <TheRon> brazil wins
07:00 <johninja> germainy
07:00 <TheRon> go the germans
08:00 <couleurs> i just play random idiets online
08:00 <couleurs> or simba 
08:00 <Ana_Ng> http://i.imgur.com/1NOptO1.jpg
08:00 <johninja> i like what youve done with your tailfeathers
09:00 <couleurs> thank u
09:00 <Ana_Ng> alaska claims to have invented a drink called the Duck Fart
09:00 <TheRon> i can call you betty and betty when you call me you can call me al
10:00 <TheRon> here's to pissiona
10:00 <simba> bazinga
10:00 <TheRon> add some extra body to the recippe
10:00 <johninja> everyone is doing their catchphrases
10:00 <xm> ey
10:00 <johninja> lel
11:00 <TheRon> johninja: you qld or nsw?
11:00 <druff> Breasts
11:00 <johninja> q
11:00 <TheRon> qld wins the nest two surely
11:00 <johninja> although its ok if nsw wins
11:00 <johninja> they can win one
11:00 <TheRon> way to sit on the fence
11:00 <johninja> we hve kind proven ourselves
11:00 <johninja> 8 years
11:00 <TheRon> true
11:00 <johninja> nah im from qld
12:00 <johninja> like when australia alwys won cricket
12:00 <johninja> or shoemaker always won f1
12:00 <johninja> its ok
12:00 <TheRon> let em have one?
12:00 <johninja> its also ok if they ski into a tree and go into a coma
12:00 <johninja> yep
13:00 <TheRon> stacked dead actors stacked to the rafters
13:00 <johninja> the highway is full of broken heroes on a last chance powerdrive
14:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!
14:00 <druff> Spectacular breasts
15:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/lGXHVlEklgQ
15:00 <druff> Not just any 3/10ers
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dumb and Dumber To - Official Trailer Premiere (Date not found) 2:41 - Category: Comedy - 301+ views - 9,106 likes (97%), 281 dislikes (3%)
15:00 <TheRon> they're real and they're spectacular
15:00 <couleurs> omgggggggggggggg
16:00 <johninja> lighting crashes
16:00 <TheRon> the ace of spades
16:00 <xm> lighting can be expensive in a studio
16:00 <johninja> the jack of hearts
17:00 <xm> and if falls on someone's head someone might get hurt or worse
17:00 <johninja> pale blue coloured eyes
17:00 <johninja> so very fried
17:00 <simba> dumb and dumber to
17:00 <johninja> i can feel it
17:00 <simba> That looks like a laugh-a-minute romp!
17:00 <johninja> *inaudible*
17:00 <couleurs> huehue!!!!!!!!
19:00 <TheRon> here comes the story of the hurricane, the man the authorities came to blame for something he never done
19:00 <johninja> ashes to ashes
20:00 <johninja> hope you're happy too :)
24:00 <couleurs> np
24:00 <couleurs> david blowie
24:00 <couleurs> ehehehe
24:00 <TheRon> you would don't deny it
24:00 <johninja> lel
25:00 <johninja> i predict a riot
25:00 <TheRon> babylon
25:00 <TheRon> and if you want it come and get for crying out loud
29:00 <TheRiddler> couleurs did you see the new fifa improvements?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> good taxi drivers at tullamarine airport
31:00 <TheRon> whta?
32:00 <couleurs> yes
32:00 <couleurs> didn't show any in game footage though
34:00 <TheRiddler> defenders will be tougher
37:00 <johninja> have you ever punched on with a cabbie?
37:00 <johninja> thats pretty aussie
37:00 <couleurs> yes and the crowds will be full of actual people
37:00 <Ana_Ng> goodnight my adorablenesses
37:00 <johninja> :)
38:00 <FredFlinstone> actual people is that the same as people?
38:00 <TheRon> i dont wanna rock dj
38:00 <faux> me irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rf-zSYiFK1A
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Get Ready With Me (Date not found) 7:15 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 2,324 - 85 likes (92.4%), 7 dislikes (7.6%)
39:00 <johninja> hi steve
39:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
40:00 <TheRon> wii
40:00 <stever> hi
40:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm
40:00 <stever> so high
41:00 <stever> my mother
41:00 <couleurs> did u c the pstv thing... that is orsem
41:00 <stever> no
41:00 <stever> i don't care for your rantings madman
43:00 <couleurs> metal gear solid 5 trailer was impressive 
44:00 <couleurs> the division looks good 2
44:00 <simba> did u see shane warne cricket
44:00 <couleurs> oh yea and gta 5 again
44:00 <couleurs> loal
45:00 <couleurs> oh hi we upgraded ur graphics
45:00 <|R3LAZ|> hi
47:00 <milk> hey hey
49:00 <|R3LAZ|> hi
49:00 <|R3LAZ|> ooh baby do you know what that's worth?
49:00 <couleurs> shane warne dateing game video game 2015
51:00 <xm> dedicated wam
51:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsO-Td0hqXo&feature=kp
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DEDOTADED WAM (Date not found) 0:36 - Category: Gaming - 231,089 - 3,404 likes (97%), 104 dislikes (3%)
57:00 <Loof> Dora Dora D D Dora
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/hZQzB.jpg lol
02:00 <druff> Hehe
15:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-0/10402666_578627498919315_1540251146337630507_n.jpg
19:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <druff> Lol mew
29:00 <couleurs> dedodwated wam
52:00 <stebie> dead as
53:00 <doctor> the quiet before the storm
53:00 <couleurs> peek a boo
53:00 <stebie> doctor, i don't believe it
54:00 <doctor> yeah neither
54:00 <doctor> lets huddle together for warmth
55:00 <couleurs> GAYYYYYYY
00:00 <stebie> :D
05:00 <xm> but why do you we have to be nude together to keep warm...wouldnt it be warmer to keep our clothes on... are you trying to trick me...
07:00 <Serenity> just take ur clothes off ok
07:00 <couleurs> ;p
16:00 <couleurs> this place about 2 blow oh oh oh oh oh oh 
16:00 <couleurs> ----- ke$her
21:00 <xm> atbeehhh - til i cum in norell (30 sec extended mix)
23:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Put8X2qJs
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sasha - Eyesdown ● Henry Saiz - I Can Feel It Coming (Sasha Remix) (Date not found) 11:36 - Category: Music - 7,404 - 89 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
23:00 <xm> i didnt think anyone else would like Henry Saiz
24:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCTTUEJiaac
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Henry Saiz - All The Evil Of This World (Official Video) (Date not found) 5:33 - Category: Music - 114,505 - 1,321 likes (98.3%), 23 dislikes (1.7%)
24:00 <Zade> henry saiz is awesome
26:00 <fawks> Matthew irl https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cT9vHB9hXyo
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: X Factor USA! (Sep 25, 2011) 3:07 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 5,946,018 - 7,397 likes (78.9%), 1,976 dislikes (21.1%)
27:00 <couleurs> i'm orsemwe
27:00 <TheRejectShop> Matthew, where is Jobe Watson?
27:00 <couleurs> ---Pieter
27:00 <TheRejectShop> Matthew, where is James Hird?
28:00 <TheRejectShop> Matthew, where is Essendons finals hope?
28:00 <Matthew> oh can you just FUCK OFF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <Matthew> omg... this woman is crazy
29:00 <couleurs> :o
29:00 <TheRejectShop> Matthew said that Essendon were 'top four bound' in Season 2014
29:00 <Matthew> terrible voice... but her dance moves are just something else altogether
30:00 <Matthew> OMG WTF
30:00 <Matthew> WTFFFFF
33:00 <couleurs> :)
33:00 <Matthew> it's a bloke
33:00 <Matthew> highly embarrassing i didn't pick that up until like a minute in
34:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz thats coz your gay
34:00 <FredFlinstone> same as your footy team
34:00 <Matthew> and you name yourself after a 1960s cartoon character... talk about a gay identity crisis, "Fred"
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I do you are so clever
34:00 <FredFlinstone> and not dyslexic
35:00 <FredFlinstone> fred is gay?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm
35:00 <FredFlinstone> news to me
35:00 <TheRiddler> fred isn't gay he's racist
35:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
35:00 <FredFlinstone> how did you know that?
35:00 <TheRiddler> and a wife beater
35:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
35:00 <FredFlinstone> now now
35:00 <FredFlinstone> thats a lie
35:00 <couleurs> ;p
36:00 <doctor> he lived in a prehistoric 1950s era
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I havent touched her for years lol
36:00 <TheRejectShop> yabba dabba doo
36:00 <TheRiddler> also a homophobe
36:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
36:00 <FredFlinstone> not moi
36:00 <FredFlinstone> yabba dabba doo I do you
37:00 <TheRejectShop> FredFlinstone change your name to GeorgeJetson
37:00 <TheRejectShop> you are clearly a pedo
37:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
37:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf?
37:00 <Matthew> Fred is certainly not gay... but the fact you are resorting to nicknaming yourself after a 1950s/60s cartoon character reeks of pure gayness... as much as you'd probably hate to admit it
38:00 <Matthew> that is something a gay man would do... so the fact you have to resort to trying to bait one is hilarious
38:00 <FredFlinstone> I see and you are sure of that cos of your gayness?
38:00 <Matthew> correct ... you must love penis, that's fine
38:00 <Matthew> just come out and say it FFS
38:00 <FredFlinstone> shouldnt that be FPS?
38:00 <doctor> its not really gay
39:00 <Matthew> it is totally gay ... almost as bad as the pink panther
39:00 <Matthew> G-A-Y
39:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
39:00 <Matthew> YOU!
39:00 <TheRiddler> a gay man choosing a character from the most homophobic era of history not counting the 1700s
39:00 <doctor> maybe he just has fond memories of watching fred flinstone when he was a kid
39:00 <FredFlinstone> times have changed
39:00 <TheRiddler> modern history
39:00 <Matthew> G-A-Y = YOU.
39:00 <FredFlinstone> nah could be that easy doctor 
39:00 <FredFlinstone> couldnt
40:00 <doctor> Oh she's a great singer
40:00 <FredFlinstone> I have her new album
40:00 <FredFlinstone> its good
40:00 <TinaArena> love Tinaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
40:00 <TheRiddler> doesn't pink panther have a handbag
40:00 <FredFlinstone> would you fuck her?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> yes a pink one
41:00 <TinaArena> I would fuck her in the late 80s/early 90s ... but not now
41:00 <FredFlinstone> oh were you old enough then?
41:00 <doctor> that's very ungay of you
41:00 <FredFlinstone> close your eyes and hope?
41:00 <Duke_36> FredFlinstone isnt gay. Wilma is a hottie ;)
41:00 <TinaArena> no. I would fuck the late 80s/early 90s version of Tina
41:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz she is
41:00 <TinaArena> I was 2 in 1990
41:00 <FredFlinstone> one hot babe
42:00 <FredFlinstone> betty wasnt bad either
42:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
42:00 <Duke_36> Wilma is a smoking hot redhead.. Fred must have been a champ in the sack to keep her happy.
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I was
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol there's a lot of cartoon porn with fred n betty
42:00 <FredFlinstone> hard as a bedrock!
42:00 <doctor> They'd be divorced this day and age
42:00 <TheRiddler> also alot of george n his daughter
43:00 <TheRiddler> I forget the daughter's name
43:00 <FredFlinstone> pebbles
44:00 <FredFlinstone> me little pwincess
44:00 <TheRiddler> I mean jetsons lol
44:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I liked that show too
44:00 <doctor> Lets forget their names
45:00 <FredFlinstone> there was a son too
45:00 <TheRiddler> Elroy
45:00 <TinaArena> speaking of mega gay... hi TheRejectShop
45:00 <TheRiddler> Judy
45:00 <TheRiddler> is the daughter
45:00 <FredFlinstone> and elroy
45:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
46:00 <TheRejectShop> Matthew where is Jobe Watson?
46:00 <TinaArena> in more pressing concerns... where is your african american based dildo?
47:00 <Picard> lol @ jobe
47:00 <Picard> no peptides this year
47:00 <Picard> lol stebie
47:00 <TinaArena> excellent work from stebie
47:00 <TinaArena> tbh
47:00 <stebie> i thought so
47:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
47:00 <Picard> matthew isnt here, wtf is he on?
48:00 <stebie> who knows
48:00 <Picard> awwww no pandis
48:00 <couleurs> me 2
48:00 <Picard> who can i torment tonight
48:00 <stebie> he's been awol or something?
48:00 <Picard> yes he isnt coming back
48:00 <Picard> he hates melbourne
48:00 <stebie> you pushed him over the edge
48:00 <Picard> he is broken
48:00 <Picard> lol
49:00 <Picard> good
49:00 <TinaArena> I like Matthew... lovely guy
49:00 <Picard> TinaArena u are a moron
49:00 <stebie> TinaArena, you're in chains
49:00 <FredFlinstone> she needs to be reset
49:00 <Picard> and i also believe u are matthew
49:00 <TinaArena> yes... I'm in chains by the SORRENTO MOON
49:00 <Picard> with dick in your arse?
50:00 <stebie> lol, no chris' allowed
50:00 <Picard> TinaArena why are u hiding?
50:00 <Picard> looking for new cock?
50:00 <stebie> maybe he just likes tina arena
50:00 <TinaArena> I wasn't hiding... you come in at a very interesting part of the conversation which required me to make my nickname as 'gay' as possible
51:00 <Picard> perhaps
51:00 <stebie> couldn't you have used ThuperMatthew? jk
51:00 <Picard> Matthew is just fine, it makes u gay as possible
51:00 <stebie> there's a lot more gay than just Matthew, i'm sure
51:00 <xm> lo and be-told... you are banned
52:00 <Picard> matthew_bottom
52:00 <Picard> stebie are u gay?
52:00 <stebie> lo
52:00 <stebie> Picard, what's it to ya?
52:00 <Picard> im just curious
52:00 <stebie> i don't want to be curious with you
52:00 <stebie> k
52:00 <TheRiddler> he wants a cock in his arse
52:00 <Picard> you dont act gay nor have a chip on your shoulder so if u are i dont care. my opinion of you will not change
53:00 <stebie> well it sure won't be mine
53:00 <TheRiddler> he's been trying to get someone for ages
53:00 <Picard> its the gay whiny sooky cunts i dont like
53:00 <stebie> Picard, i know, you'd still think i'm a cunt
53:00 <stebie> :D
53:00 <Picard> lol stebie
53:00 <Picard> i dont think u are a cunt
53:00 <Serenity> stebie has a beautiful arse
53:00 <stebie> Serenity, true, once you get through all the hair
53:00 <Serenity> lol gross
54:00 <Picard> ewww
54:00 <Matthew> does anybody have a spare AA battery I can borrow ... my big clock has just stopped
55:00 <couleurs> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
55:00 <Picard> thats really code for my anal plug needs a battery
55:00 <Matthew> oh FFS... why do you make everything so sexually/gay based ?
55:00 <Matthew> you are OBSESSED.
55:00 <matrix> Because he is a troll
55:00 <Picard> why is a anal plug gay?   Serenity has one and she isnt gay
56:00 <matrix> Most anal plugs don't need batteries
56:00 <Matthew> he is a very MEDIOCRE troll at best
56:00 <matrix> Blah
56:00 <Serenity> i have an anal plug?
56:00 <Picard> u showed me Serenity dont be shy 
56:00 <Serenity> and to be fair im half gay
56:00 <Picard> you are just greedy
56:00 <Serenity> hell yeah
56:00 <Serenity> boobs and peen
56:00 <matrix> Everyone is partly "gay" or they lie
57:00 <Matthew> hopefully not on the same person, Serenity
57:00 <Serenity> why not
57:00 <Serenity> that would be awesome
57:00 <matrix> Why not Matthew
57:00 <matrix> More fun that way
57:00 <Serenity> getting boned by someone with big juice norks
57:00 <Matthew> I could not think of anything worse
57:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
57:00 <Serenity> juicy
57:00 <Matthew> but it's MY opinion
57:00 <Picard> matrix id let a chic fuck me with a strapon, but no real cock for me
58:00 <ShadowLurker> your opinions are moot Matthew
58:00 <matrix> Picard youd still take it up the ass
58:00 <Serenity> its a moo point
58:00 <Matthew> yes... how dare I express an opinion in an open chatroom
58:00 <Serenity> you know like a cows opinion
58:00 <matrix> So .....
58:00 <matrix> Anyways
58:00 <Picard> Matthew dont get so fucking emo u whiny cunt
58:00 <Serenity> everyone should take it up the ass
58:00 <Picard> relax or gtfo
58:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
58:00 <Doodle> sarah!
58:00 <Matthew> I am certainly not 'fucking emo' or a 'whiny cunt'
58:00 <Matthew> fyi
58:00 <Serenity> what!
58:00 <Picard> thats debatable
59:00 <Doodle> my poor little ring
59:00 <Picard> Doodle hello lad
59:00 <Doodle> hello Picard
59:00 <Picard> how goes u?
59:00 <Doodle> fucking awesome thx
59:00 <Picard> great
00:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3-hY-hlhBg
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whitney Houston - How Will I Know (Nov 14, 2009) 4:33 - Category: Music - 8,534,508 - 28,394 likes (98.2%), 520 dislikes (1.8%)
00:00 <Picard> oh ffs next he will be posting elton john
00:00 <Matthew> yes, good idea
01:00 <Picard> awww u got jesus on the cross for me, thats is bewdifullllll
01:00 <Picard> -s
01:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B93Tir6l5FA
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elton John - Something About The Way You Look Tonight (Sep 1, 2010) 4:07 - Category: Music - 3,568,164 - 11,998 likes (97.9%), 261 dislikes (2.1%)
01:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllll
02:00 <Picard> candle in the wind pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
02:00 <Matthew> no. that song is far superior.
02:00 <Picard> like fuck
02:00 <Picard> candle in the wind was awesome
02:00 <Picard> i cried during Diana's funeral
02:00 <Picard> internet
03:00 <Matthew> so did my Mum... for hours
03:00 <couleurs> me 2
03:00 <faux> This girl I went to school with keeps sharing my statuses n stuff on fb its getting weird 
03:00 <doctor> elton john hour?
03:00 <doctor> alright
04:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXTa8taaNvI
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elton John- I Guess That's Why they Call it the Blues (May 25, 2008) 4:45 - Category: Music - 1,338,560 - 3,251 likes (98.7%), 44 dislikes (1.3%)
04:00 <Picard> faux she wants to dry hump you
04:00 <Picard> doctor we are getting in touch with our inner faggot
04:00 <Picard> please join in
04:00 <Matthew> that is another high quality song, doctor
04:00 <doctor> maybe she wants to be your friend
04:00 <doctor> with pleasure
05:00 <Picard> doctor that is a good song
05:00 <doctor> it is, good tragic song elton does so very well
05:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoskDZRLOCs
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Elton John - Tiny Dancer (Jul 22, 2007) 6:02 - Category: Music - 6,319,525 - 23,086 likes (97.1%), 688 dislikes (2.9%)
05:00 <couleurs> huehuehue
05:00 <Matthew> very tired this evening... I was wide awake from 3-5am early this morning
05:00 <Matthew> couldn't settle
06:00 <Picard> why not?
06:00 <doctor> beautiful couleurs i could cry
06:00 <Picard> dildo slipped out did it?
06:00 <Matthew> no... I was unsettled, then horny, then hot, then cold, then I changed my pillows, then I put the radio on
06:00 <Matthew> couldn't get comfortable
06:00 <doctor> thoughts are most clear at night
06:00 <Picard> why didnt u think of me and wank?
07:00 <couleurs> Ever since Friends whenever I think of this song I think of Phoebe and how she thought the line was hold me closer Tony Danza. LOL
07:00 <Matthew> I had a wank when I woke up at 6.20am before work
07:00 <xm> thoughts are like stars in my mind, only visible in the blanket of the skies at night -- panda
07:00 <Matthew> my day usually functions better with a pre-work root
07:00 <Picard> did u eat it?
07:00 <Matthew> :/
08:00 <Picard> cmon dont be shy, u can tell us u eat your own cum
08:00 <Matthew> that is the most disgusting thing I've ever heard
08:00 <Matthew> NO!
08:00 <Picard> lol u say thats disgusting but dont think twice about sticking your cock in another mans arse
09:00 <Matthew> no I don't actually... that is much different
09:00 <Picard> no its not
09:00 <Matthew> you are being more ridiculous and outlandish than usual
09:00 <Picard> there is poo in that hole
09:00 <Picard> its the exit hole not the entry
09:00 <couleurs> https://www.yahoo.com/movies/its-been-ten-years-since-napoleon-dynamite-danced-88378098762.html
09:00 <Matthew> you are being vulgar. shut up
09:00 <Picard> doctor dont u agree?
09:00 <couleurs> haha wow it's 10 years old already?
09:00 <Picard> its not made to slide things in
10:00 <doctor> I don't want to get involved with this tangled love nightmare
10:00 <Picard> it doesnt self lubricate
10:00 <Picard> saw a good post on facebook today
11:00 <Matthew> for somebody who claims to be so straight... you sure do have a fascination with gay sex
11:00 <Picard> a 3some is sex between 3 people
11:00 <Picard> when 2 people have sex its called a 2 some
12:00 <Picard> doctor now i understand why they call you Handsome
12:00 <Picard> my fascination is pure disgust
12:00 <stebie> http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/gotta-stop-this-malarkey
12:00 <stebie> #7 reminds of Pieter
13:00 <Picard> do u love your brother?
13:00 <doctor> lol crazy crackas
14:00 <stebie> wow, #19 is fucked
15:00 <Picard> #10 is Matthew
17:00 <stebie> lol harsh
17:00 <couleurs> looking to get a girl pregnet
18:00 <stebie> #30 is mentalson
18:00 <Picard> :P
18:00 <Picard> fucked up cunts
18:00 <FredFlinstone> you are
18:00 <stebie> otherwise known as americans
19:00 <Picard> yes
20:00 <Picard> i need coffee
22:00 <xm> #36 - Ana_Ng curling with a vacuum cleaner on
23:00 <Bastardly_One> http://en.alalam.ir/news/1601608
23:00 <Bastardly_One> read that 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Jordanian couple wedding wows: Beheading 65 Syrian soldiers 
24:00 <xm> for in sickness or in ... yeah... just sickness
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he's already brought her 15
25:00 <Bastardly_One> as a down payment on the dowry
25:00 <xm> is it possible to get a loan?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> according to her he owes her 50
26:00 <xm> it could end in divorce if they keep fighting over these figures. especially when times are tight during middle eastern conflicts
28:00 <xm> they're known for these PR things though
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr?
28:00 <xm> such as that time a Palestinian kid had his life saved by Israeli doctors but after he came out his mother said she cant wait for him to grow up and kill them all
28:00 <xm> no joke
28:00 <xm> she later confessed she was coerced by others
29:00 <Bastardly_One> that conflict
29:00 <Bastardly_One> dont get me started on that ... I could be here a while
30:00 <Picard> they are fucked up
32:00 <Matthew> come on... VOGUE
34:00 <Mew> ooh aah
35:00 <TheRiddler> #1 is picard
35:00 <TheRiddler> oops
36:00 <Picard> wat was 1?
36:00 <TheRiddler> the guy with the bunny ears
36:00 <TheRiddler> with the girls
36:00 <Picard> lol
38:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> mandyjane is #25
40:00 <TheRiddler> the woman pissing on the dressing room floor 
56:00 <Picard> well that killed it TheRiddler
59:00 <Mew> omg faux fawks
59:00 <Picard> has gorjussssssssss feet
00:00 <Mew> have you seen this its the most amazing thing ever
00:00 <Mew> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10152121497900846&id=109835390845
00:00 <Mew> everyone must watch
00:00 <Mew> its only 15 sec
01:00 <faux>  Hi
02:00 <faux> Lol yeah I seen it
02:00 <faux> Love that guy
03:00 <Mew> hes so talented
03:00 <Mew> https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=880171635342583&id=173313482695072
09:00 <couleurs> k
09:00 <gremlinz> yea and then u ask him how long he's been fuckign with a soccer ball for and he goes "since i was 2 yrs old"
10:00 <gremlinz> practice makes perfect
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol at that's what happens when you dont make the draft
15:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ADpVN7L1Xw
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oooh....fuck (Date not found) 0:07 - Category: Entertainment - 32,910 - 252 likes (98.1%), 5 dislikes (1.9%)
16:00 <TheRiddler> I worked with a guy from africa that was good with a ball
16:00 <TheRiddler> like balancing it n such
16:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it's the same person lol
19:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyBa3cYx6ZY
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Silicon Valley Fish Scene (Date not found) 0:22 - Category: Gaming - 4,530 - 26 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
19:00 <couleurs> huaheuaehaehueahu
35:00 <Dark_Weather> gd evenin lurveliehs \o.
47:00 <Serenity> dead.
48:00 <Picard> yes
48:00 <Serenity> what did you do to them
51:00 <Mew> we need Sgt-Splode back
51:00 <Mew> thatll fix it
52:00 <Serenity> RIP spolde
52:00 <Mew> lest we forget
52:00 <Serenity> he was a true soldier
53:00 <Mew> Kynetic BBS 
55:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/c970pp5
55:00 <Mew> milk BBS
55:00 <Mew> couleurs BBS
55:00 <couleurs> Back Streets Back Soon 
57:00 <Mew> alright!
59:00 <milk> hey y'all
59:00 <milk> my car died
00:00 <milk> I was just popping out for some sushi....
00:00 <milk> electrical fault I think
01:00 <milk> so I ended up having a vegemite bun for dinner
02:00 <Picard> im killing them all
02:00 <Mew> is it an electric car?
02:00 <milk> with proton torpedoes?
02:00 <Mew> hehehahahoho
03:00 <milk> nah, old car, can't afford a new one
03:00 <Dark_Weather> shitboxes r easeh 2 fix
03:00 <milk> '95
03:00 <Mew> what kinda car is it?
03:00 <couleurs> Toyoter Prenus
03:00 <Mew> Volkswagen Pissant
04:00 <Picard> photon*
04:00 <milk> my bad
05:00 <couleurs> Mitsubichi Minorage
06:00 <Mew> mermaidies bends
07:00 <milk> maybe I should just get a car loan
07:00 <Mew> nimble it
07:00 <couleurs> Catch the Cashhhhh Traaaiiiinnnnn
07:00 <Mew> lmao
07:00 <Dark_Weather> mits u b shit
08:00 <Mew> hi im gay XL
08:00 <Picard> im going to beam myself to bed  right into the wifes pussy
09:00 <Dark_Weather> hear uz got gd drugz Mew
10:00 <Mew> like bungee jumping in the grand canyon
10:00 <Mew> all the gays have good drugs Dark_Weather
10:00 <Dark_Weather> skinneh dippin
10:00 <Dark_Weather> aye
11:00 <Dark_Weather> wannah do a gig?
11:00 <Dark_Weather> we'll entertain
11:00 <Picard> lol mew
12:00 <Dark_Weather> uz get a gd market
12:00 <Picard> she will bitch slap u for that
12:00 <Mew> whut
12:00 <Mew> aw i was jk 
12:00 <Mew> heres a pic of her getting a papsmear http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-e4HOM_vuQzo/T6a6OaY5miI/AAAAAAAAlrA/gdEelqstxQo/s1600/a+(5).jpg
18:00 <Picard> im not looking
18:00 <Picard> eeew
19:00 <Picard> vaginas are fucking ugly
19:00 <milk> ohwe, Picard, you are incredibly smart and cool!
19:00 <fawks> Twelve months later, she left to start what she referred to as her "dream job", cutting up offal at the local abattoir from where she was quickly promoted to boning and given her own set of butcher knives. 
19:00 <fawks> hehe promoted to boning
19:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <fawks> On their wedding night she tried to strangle him. Knight explained it was because he fell asleep after only having intercourse three times.
20:00 <fawks> jesus
20:00 <fawks> dis bitch b cray cray
21:00 <fawks> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Katherine_Knight
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <Picard> she is like u
21:00 <milk> want to see an angry eunuch? look in the mirror...
21:00 <dematerialised> "On their wedding night she tried to strangle him. Knight explained it was because he fell asleep after only having intercourse three times.[2]"
22:00 <Picard> fawks likes it 10-12 times a night
23:00 <fawks> Knight decorated the house throughout with animal skins, skulls, horns, rusty animal traps, leather jackets, old boots, machetes, rakes and pitchforks. No space, including the ceilings, was left uncovered. After an argument where she hit Saunders in the face with an iron before stabbing him in the stomach with a pair of scissors
23:00 <fawks> loool
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <Picard> what acunt of a woman
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw an interview with her once
25:00 <Picard> fawks wanna watch me wank on cam, im fucking horny as tonight
25:00 <fawks> ooooooooooh my god
25:00 <fawks>  Several hours after Price had died, Knight skinned him and hung the skin from a meat hook on the architrave of a door to the lounge room.[5] She then decapitated him and cooked parts of his body, serving up the meat with baked potato, pumpkin, zucchini, cabbage, yellow squash and gravy in two settings at the dinner table, along with notes beside each plate, each having the name of one of 
25:00 <fawks> Price's children on it; she was preparing to serve his body parts to his children.
25:00 <fawks> this is so bad 
26:00 <Picard> lol
26:00 <Picard> love it
26:00 <Mew> wow
27:00 <Picard> i could do that
27:00 <fawks> Price's head was found in a pot with vegetables. The pot was still warm, estimated to be at between 40 and 50 degrees Celsius, indicating that the cooking had taken place in the early morning. Sometime later, Knight arranged the body with the left arm draped over an empty 1.25-litre soft drink bottle with the legs crossed. This was claimed in court to be an act of defilement demonstrating 
27:00 <fawks> Knight's contempt for Price. Knight had left a hand written note on top of a photograph of Price. Blood stained and covered with small pieces of flesh the note read:[1]
27:00 <fawks>     Time got you back Johathon for rapping [raping] my douter [daughter]. You to Beck [Price's daughter] for Ross – for Little John [his son]. Now play with little Johns Dick John Price. (sic)
27:00 <fawks> lol for rapping my douter
29:00 <Picard> http://www.shopinprivate.com/sybian.html             <-----fawks this is for you
29:00 <Mew> lmao Lil Jon
29:00 <fawks> LOL mew
30:00 <fawks> "whaaaaaaaaaaaat, yeeeeeeah. okaaaaaayyyyyy douter'
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you should youtube the ... I think it's 60 Minutes ... interview
30:00 <Bastardly_One> has no remorse and believes everything she did was right
31:00 <fawks> link me
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this pic is so true ... one for the GoT fans
32:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10380323_1443625662560421_6859281068734308811_n.jpg
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I will if I can find it ... don't even know if it's up there 
32:00 <Mew> im sorry ms knight, i am fo reeeeal never meant to rap ya douter 
33:00 <fawks> lmao
33:00 <Bastardly_One> bah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I can only find the doco
33:00 <fawks> link
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's crap ... some homemade documentary it seems
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the damn woman was interviewed
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I can remember her ugly face
34:00 <Bastardly_One> same as that american hooker woman ... will never forget her too
34:00 <Mew> to the windowww to the walls, til i cop da iron to ma ballz 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that serial killed a load of men
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGixWSgrUao
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Katherine Mary Knight - Slaughter of Our Humanity (Oct 22, 2011) 17:22 - Category: Education - 14,373 -
35:00 <Bastardly_One> there is it is anyway the homemade one
36:00 <Bastardly_One> be damned if I can find it 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I would of thought someone would of put it up
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the way that starts
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't watch that doco
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the slaughterhouse breeds a culture of killers
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's why so many people go vegan
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what a dickhead
38:00 <fawks> that looks so boring
38:00 <fawks> not gonna watch
38:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pqJHQBNFimo
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ATM | Problems | Wednesdays, 9pm, ABC1 (Date not found) 2:04 - Category: Entertainment - 26,740 - 174 likes (97.8%), 4 dislikes (2.2%)
39:00 <fawks> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=jason+martin
39:00 <fawks> luv dis guy
42:00 <Bastardly_One> eep! http://murderpedia.org/female.K/images/knight-katherine/katherine-knight-5.jpg
44:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not been this bored for ages
46:00 <couleurs> go da soceroose
46:00 <Mew> spice up ya life
48:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/a/8qZR8
48:00 <Dark_Weather> aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhm soreh mistah dub ............. nevah meant to make yah missus crah
48:00 <couleurs> batman hates da world cup
51:00 <Bastardly_One> seems he does
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Dark_Weather
53:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/p180x540/10403144_244981382368591_1096706390776240892_n.jpg
53:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't look like a ounce bud does it?
54:00 <Dark_Weather> nais
54:00 <Dark_Weather> is that like palm size?
54:00 <xm> who wants $1,000,000 for free?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
55:00 <xm> put $1,000,000,000,000 on any team playing Australia to win
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on Free Canabis Victoria's page
56:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Free-Cannabis-Victoria/
57:00 <Dark_Weather> k]
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a real political party
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but seems like a lot of pics of members buds to me 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> TheBaron has one on there even
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