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00:00:00 <Maurice> Is it awolf?
00:00:00 <Serenity> probably is him going off again about how fat i am etc
00:00:00 <Serenity> diabeetus
00:00:00 <Maurice> And yet it was me who banned him twice
00:00:00 <Excessive> well, long story short, Element seems to think that I'm hassling u fo some reason
00:00:00 <Maurice> Oh
00:00:00 <Maurice> Nothing like we thought
00:00:00 <Excessive> and is hell bent on doin shit abt it
00:00:00 <Serenity> oh well
00:01:00 <Serenity> i dunno what thats about
00:01:00 <Excessive> ye that's wat I said to him
00:01:00 <Excessive> like "I can't remeber sayin anythin rude to her"
00:02:00 <beehhh> i was betting on the wrong horse
00:02:00 <beehhh> straya isnt for finally i understood
00:03:00 <Mew> maybe he thinks youre Pieter
00:04:00 <Excessive> he still thinks that he can have his lil ddos tactics with me .......... I said to him "well there's no mo redirects to my ip, so gd luck with that"
00:04:00 <couleurs> always bet on black
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> now that was weird
00:05:00 <Serenity> Maurice
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all fine now
00:05:00 <Serenity> did that chick say shes 31??????
00:05:00 <Serenity> she looks fucking50
00:06:00 <beehhh> you see death isnt the end of everything you within you all it matters
00:06:00 <Maurice> LOL yes
00:06:00 <Maurice> Making them kiss
00:06:00 <Serenity> HUUUAH
00:07:00 <Maurice> LOL mulling scissors
00:07:00 <beehhh> you might have to redesign the whole thing into the memory
00:07:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
00:07:00 <Serenity> far out
00:07:00 <beehhh> mulling chuf
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> bogan hunters?
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm assuming?
00:08:00 <Serenity> her tits were down to her freaking knees
00:08:00 <Serenity> yes
00:08:00 <Mew> mauling choof
00:09:00 <Serenity> oh man strepsils rock
00:10:00 <Maurice> LOL FG 'That was a stroller not a speedhump'
00:10:00 <Serenity> lol
00:11:00 <Maurice> Lol Peter
00:11:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:11:00 <Maurice> I hope you're watching this, Serenity
00:11:00 <Serenity> ii am
00:13:00 <Maurice> Lolll have another donut you albino gorilla
00:13:00 <Serenity> OH YEAH WELL YOU HAVE A SISTER AS WELL
00:13:00 <Maurice> LOL
00:15:00 <Serenity> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
00:15:00 <Serenity> Maurice!!!
00:15:00 <Serenity> please tell me you saw that
00:15:00 <Maurice> Rofl I did
00:16:00 <Maurice> ITS TRICKY
00:16:00 <Maurice> Damnit, HJs ad
00:18:00 <milk> you bore me
00:19:00 <Maurice> Good, fuck off
00:19:00 <couleurs> me 2
00:19:00 <milk> alright I will
00:20:00 <Serenity> lol
00:20:00 <Maurice> Wooo
00:20:00 <Maurice> I don't actually think that was my doing, he was probably od'ing
00:20:00 <couleurs> Bye malk
00:30:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
00:32:00 <beehhh> itchy kitchy tata yaya mammal rouge
00:32:00 <Maurice> Shut uo
00:32:00 <Maurice> Up
00:33:00 <beehhh> beagle told me over the skype he lost his licence and no money in his bank from the govt
00:33:00 <beehhh> :(
00:34:00 <Maurice> And?
00:35:00 <beehhh> he's going to visit me to miri
00:35:00 <Maurice> Whos to miri
00:35:00 <beehhh> ride this
00:37:00 <Bastardly_One> righty o
00:49:00 <Maurice> Righty OHHH HOOOOHH
00:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think I've seen this channel so dead for a long time
00:51:00 <Maurice> You know why that is?
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> lack of spastics?
00:52:00 <Serenity> inb4 opsfault
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> you ops
00:53:00 <Maurice> Sif me, I'm so innocent I practically grow a hymen everyday
00:54:00 <ShadowLurker> you are a hymen
00:54:00 <Maurice> YOUR FACE IS
00:54:00 <Maurice> Actually, thats a compliment
00:54:00 <Maurice> Kinda
00:56:00 <Serenity> lo
00:56:00 <Serenity> lol
00:56:00 <Serenity> [10:42pm] <Espanol> voice setflag
00:56:00 <Serenity> [10:43pm] <Serenity> no.
00:56:00 <Serenity> [10:43pm] <Espanol> to what
00:56:00 <Serenity> o.O
00:56:00 <ZeroDistance> mmm
00:56:00 <ZeroDistance> under arms so smooth
00:56:00 <ZeroDistance> arms so smooth
00:56:00 <ZeroDistance> feels good to be a gurl
00:56:00 <Maurice> You what
00:57:00 <ZeroDistance> u wouldnt understand cause u have a penis :/
00:58:00 <Maurice> My penis is fucking epic
00:58:00 <ZeroDistance> Sir, I would love absolutly love, to kiss your penis.
00:59:00 <ZeroDistance> smack it over my tongue.
00:59:00 <Maurice> I would unzip for you
00:59:00 <Maurice> No questions asked
00:59:00 <ZeroDistance> If there were more of you, clones, I'd let you and your clones have me.
01:00:00 <Maurice> I don't need permission
01:00:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
01:10:00 <Shadowgate> yous are typing at 1am lol
01:10:00 <Shadowgate> into an irc room that kills me of laughter
01:16:00 <Saemon> Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh
01:17:00 <Shadowgate> blarp nick killed of laughter
01:17:00 <Saemon> Notorious
01:17:00 <Saemon> Nuh-Nuh-Nuh-Nuh
01:17:00 <Shadowgate> Sasemoun lets drink
01:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
01:17:00 <Saemon> sory bro
01:17:00 <Saemon> im straight edge
01:17:00 <Shadowgate> you gotta drink
01:17:00 <Shadowgate> life is good
01:17:00 <Saemon> nah brah
01:17:00 <Saemon> i stick to my vows
01:18:00 <Saemon> wow of sobrierty, celebacy
01:18:00 <Saemon> vow*
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ Cena
01:19:00 <Saemon> omg b1
01:19:00 <Saemon> the shield broke up!
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> the crowd love him again
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
01:19:00 <Saemon> seth rollins joined evolution
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna tell ya hours ago
01:19:00 <Saemon> wtf man
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
01:19:00 <Saemon> byt just straight after their vicotry at payback
01:19:00 <Saemon> too soon
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> funy shit though
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> now everyone is Cena is so fucking cool again
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> *funny
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I'm in the middle of something so hang on
01:20:00 <Saemon> whys that?
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> the whole talk with Steph
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> but back in a few
01:20:00 <Saemon> wow really? i didnt bother to watch raw tbh
01:20:00 <Saemon> ok
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> well you should
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> decent episode
01:21:00 <Saemon> i find raw really boring nowdays, when i do actually bother to download it to watch, i skip through most of it to when the main eventers are on
01:21:00 <Saemon> ic
01:26:00 <Mew> this is like jersey shore for boys
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> and Bootista quit
01:33:00 <Bastardly_One> and Cena after that much is suddenly loved
01:33:00 <Saemon> lol like he did in 2010
01:34:00 <Saemon> i bet batista didnt see this coming when he first came back in january
01:34:00 <Bastardly_One> think about it
01:34:00 <Bastardly_One> he calms down
01:34:00 <Bastardly_One> and helps Reigns out
01:35:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if that'll happen but this show is getting kind of predictable but not all at the same time
01:35:00 <Bastardly_One> RAW is fun this week
01:36:00 <Saemon> i read that the segment with sandow and big show was pretty funny
01:36:00 <Saemon> just my luck. the ep of raw that i choose to not bother to watch, happens to be a good one
01:36:00 <Saemon> but the raws that i made the effort to watch on the past several weeks, have all been crap
01:38:00 <Saemon> i fapped to batista's daughters sex tape today btw
01:38:00 <Saemon> it was a lame one sex tape though
01:38:00 <Saemon> 70% of it was just her givin heap
01:38:00 <Saemon> head*
01:43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
02:05:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
02:23:00 <simba> cum
02:25:00 <Bastardly_One> have you ever noticed the floor plan of the Vanilla Unicorn strip place in GTA is shaped like a penis?
02:25:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if that's intentional
02:33:00 <simba> no
02:33:00 <simba> lol
02:34:00 <simba> i wood b
02:34:00 <simba> it*
02:35:00 <Bastardly_One> once you see it you cant *not* see it
02:40:00 <Bastardly_One> there's an achievement with that place I accidently found during the first week or so online
02:40:00 <Bastardly_One> if you get all the strippers numbers
02:40:00 <Bastardly_One> does nothing but it's an achievement
02:41:00 <simba> u stud
02:41:00 <simba> im watching ed nortons incredible hulk
02:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing
02:44:00 <Bastardly_One> well not much actually
02:52:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
02:52:00 <simba> R.I.P Pieter
02:54:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Pieter
02:55:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmm
02:55:00 <Excessive> fell asleep on zah couch
02:56:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
03:00:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10378000_10201501194126367_6831960810800214712_n.jpg
03:07:00 <Bastardly_One> poor shads
03:07:00 <Bastardly_One> still perm banned everywhere
03:21:00 <simba> lmao he even went into trivia and set off a spam
03:21:00 <simba> a long one
03:21:00 <simba> probably types these things
03:21:00 <simba> he is mental
03:21:00 <simba> fuck
03:21:00 <simba> hes been locked up apparently
03:21:00 <simba> recently
03:21:00 <simba> and probably multiple times
03:22:00 <simba> 02:36:34 * ShitStainz puts on his Ski mask and stalks simba for a while. One day ShitStainz sees simba walking with somone he doesn't like. ShitStainz becomes insanely jealous and slices simba's throat. When the IRCops ask who did it, ShitStainz blamed it on OJ Simpson!!
03:22:00 <simba> wtf is that!!
03:22:00 <simba> that is crazy i think he genuinely means it
03:23:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it's the same host as Picard
03:23:00 <Bastardly_One> but seems like shads work to me
03:23:00 <simba> lol
03:23:00 <Excessive> Picard is not with optus
03:23:00 <simba> picard wouldnt be up at 3 doing that
03:23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I said
03:23:00 <simba> thats shads level of retardation
03:24:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
03:24:00 <simba> who said it was picard
03:24:00 <simba> prob the WOMEN OPS
03:24:00 <simba> they look at the "maths" not the "obvious"
03:25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:25:00 <Bastardly_One> was a woman op
03:25:00 <Bastardly_One> in Australia
03:25:00 <Bastardly_One> he did it everywhere
03:28:00 <simba> 420
03:51:00 <Bastardly_One> yo
03:51:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to see here
03:52:00 <pelican> b1
03:52:00 <pelican> thats alright
03:52:00 <pelican> cat sleep
03:52:00 <pelican> cant
03:52:00 <pelican> whqat you up too
03:52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all actually
03:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I've no idea why I'm still awake ... I'm pretty bored
03:53:00 <Bastardly_One> not even anyone worth antagonising on an american place I chat
03:55:00 <pelican> lol
03:55:00 <pelican> where is pieter otr loof when ya need em
03:56:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof is sitting idle on the PS3 but hasn't been here for a few days
03:58:00 <pelican> prob had anothr meltdown
03:58:00 <simba> i think hes banned
03:58:00 <simba> or he thinks hes banned
03:58:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh more like he can't stand Maurice *lol*
03:58:00 <simba> hes been in kentz
03:59:00 <Bastardly_One> well tell him .. I don't wanna
03:59:00 <Bastardly_One> he owes me an apology even if it was just trying to get a ban
03:59:00 <simba> i think he doesnt wanna come back
03:59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah because he's told how it is
03:59:00 <pelican> tell him if he comes back i will bash him
03:59:00 <Bastardly_One> and he doesn't like that
04:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I said this to Bonny and she disagreed
04:03:00 <Bastardly_One> but
04:03:00 <Bastardly_One> all women are cunts :)
04:03:00 <pelican> lol
04:04:00 <pelican> except 1
04:05:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
04:05:00 <Bastardly_One> all of them
04:05:00 <simba> g t a
04:05:00 <Bastardly_One> what about it?
04:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I just turned it off ... ffs
04:05:00 <Bastardly_One> trust you
04:05:00 <simba> haha
04:05:00 <simba> 0N713N
04:06:00 <Bastardly_One> is that the #plate?
04:06:00 <Bastardly_One> I never got around to that yet even though I said I was gonna
04:06:00 <simba> nah i tried that and could only fit LIVERPOO and and went out of it
04:06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:07:00 <Bastardly_One> told you it was 8
04:07:00 <simba> but i got teh free car from signing up it is v quick
04:07:00 <simba> from making a crew
04:08:00 <Bastardly_One> what car?
04:10:00 <simba> the free 1 on legendary motoryspot
04:10:00 <simba> hgf
04:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember if I got it or not
04:13:00 <simba> 4 kill streak wtf!!!
04:13:00 <simba> 0N713N
04:13:00 <pelican> dead
04:15:00 <Bastardly_One> BOOM!
04:16:00 <pelican> u ever killed anyone simba
04:17:00 <simba> just on the weekends or with friends
04:17:00 <simba> we won 3 v 4
04:17:00 <simba> 0N713N
04:20:00 <Bastardly_One> what level are you anyway?
04:24:00 <simba> fuck it froze again
04:24:00 <simba> does yours freeze? this is bad
04:24:00 <simba> im 52 or 53 now
04:24:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
04:24:00 <Bastardly_One> not unless the dvd is dirty
04:25:00 <Bastardly_One> one fingerprint made it freeze once
04:25:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm 61
04:26:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have pretty damn shit internet IMO
04:40:00 <pelican> id whoop you at gta simba
04:40:00 <simba> ya
04:40:00 <simba> im raised by gta
04:41:00 <pelican> even if you were armed with a rocket launcher an i had just a screw driver
04:41:00 <simba> ya
04:41:00 <pelican> mate
04:42:00 <pelican> i was playin the original gta
04:42:00 <pelican> on ps1
04:42:00 <pelican> and before that cunt
04:42:00 <pelican> i was playin doom
04:42:00 <pelican> back when i was a young tucker
04:42:00 <pelican> n duke nukem
04:42:00 <pelican> that was my gta apprenticship
04:42:00 <simba> get 0N713N or quit mouthing off then
04:42:00 <pelican> nuh
04:42:00 <pelican> wouldnt be a challange son
04:43:00 <simba> u r a noob sorry
04:43:00 <simba> u r pro in ur head only
04:43:00 <simba> single player mode
04:43:00 <pelican> when i play it feels like single player
04:43:00 <Bastardly_One> the thing is I remember the original GTA
04:43:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was table top
04:43:00 <pelican> every iother cunt dies pretty fast
04:43:00 <Bastardly_One> look down upon it like Chinatown
04:43:00 <pelican> yeah
04:43:00 <pelican> only had 4 guns
04:44:00 <pelican> a dot was the bullets
04:44:00 <Bastardly_One> was pretty epic at the time as no game covered violence
04:44:00 <Bastardly_One> in that fashion I mean
04:44:00 <pelican> fukin oath
04:44:00 <pelican> birds eye view only
04:44:00 <pelican> use to be the first gamer ya could do what ever ya wanted too
04:44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on their website to play
04:44:00 <pelican> prob why it became so popular
04:46:00 <pelican> simba ill play you when im nearly passed out once
04:46:00 <pelican> so im handicapped
04:46:00 <pelican> so you got a slim chance
04:46:00 <pelican> you will still need your brigade to have any chance of beating me
04:47:00 <pelican> simba will prob have too ddos my phone connection
04:51:00 <pelican> simba must be gettin practice
05:31:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me
05:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I know one thing getting practice
05:31:00 <Bastardly_One> the possum in the roof
05:31:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu you loud cunt
05:35:00 <pelican> knofe it
05:37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:38:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't even know what it looks like
05:38:00 <Bastardly_One> the noise would suggest the weight is definitely a possum though
05:43:00 <pelican> might be a chook
05:45:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh you can tell what it is by when it gets in the walls and tries to scratch through sometimes
05:45:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt has claws
05:45:00 <Bastardly_One> has to be a possum
05:48:00 <pelican> they are annoying
05:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I like 'em
05:52:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't really want to know about it if that makes sense
05:52:00 <Bastardly_One> what I would like is to see the real estate hire a proper catcher to see it released somewhere
08:38:00 <Fez> Buy james!!!
08:38:00 <Fez> Bye james ;)
08:38:00 <Lumeah> bi-james- james!!
08:40:00 <Fez> Oh
08:41:00 <Fez> I get it now
08:41:00 <Fez> That nsync song
08:41:00 <Fez> Bi bye buy
09:10:00 <bi-james> hi
09:11:00 <Fez> Hi
09:18:00 <TwoFangs> morning
09:46:00 <BlackDevil> Gwar frontman David Brockie died of heroin overdose
09:47:00 <Lumeah> oops
09:55:00 <{LeE}> WOW melbs is dead
09:56:00 <{LeE}> fawks
09:59:00 <{LeE}> BYE ALLL that are left here lols cyas
09:59:00 <Fez> Bye
10:00:00 <Lumeah> byes
10:01:00 <Fez> Bye buy bi bye
10:17:00 <milk> morning all
10:18:00 <ShadowLurker> no
10:22:00 <LilDragonGirl> morning, milk
10:22:00 <milk> well I dont know about anyone else but I slept like a log last night
10:25:00 <BlackDevil> you slept in poo?
10:27:00 <milk> well my apartment is not very clean, no, but it's not that bad....
10:28:00 <milk> just saying I'm feeling refreshed
10:31:00 <milk> another day in welfare paradise
10:34:00 <Fez> Wtf u on about?
10:34:00 <Fez> Dont answer that
10:34:00 <deathwish> haha
10:34:00 <Joe_Shmo> hey mate
10:35:00 <milk> well the erosion of my keeper, the nanny state is a worrisome thing
10:35:00 <Joe_Shmo> its Shmoey
10:35:00 <deathwish> omg friday the 13 soon
10:35:00 <Joe_Shmo> Joey fuckin Shmoey
10:35:00 <Joe_Shmo> wat up in da fuckinna
10:35:00 <Joe_Shmo> interweb shit
10:35:00 <Joe_Shmo> ?
10:36:00 <milk> you'll swallow a fly
10:36:00 <LilDragonGirl> better than drinking milk
10:36:00 <deathwish> hah nanny state love it
10:36:00 <Joe_Shmo> mate
10:36:00 <Joe_Shmo> whos doin stuff
10:36:00 <Joe_Shmo> n shit
10:37:00 <deathwish> im doing stuff
10:37:00 <Joe_Shmo> im just your average JOey Shmoey
10:37:00 <Joe_Shmo> lol
10:37:00 <deathwish> are you high
10:37:00 <Joe_Shmo> just a bloke who likes a bit of torture
10:38:00 <milk> you live for the pain?
10:38:00 <deathwish> while chasing death i found life
10:38:00 <milk> I know guys who can't live without a daily dose of pain
10:39:00 <deathwish> what like s&m?
10:40:00 <Joe_Shmo> i just shaved my nutsack
10:41:00 <deathwish> game of throes tiiiiiimmmmeee
10:41:00 <Joe_Shmo> im playin spiderman
10:42:00 <deathwish> awesome
10:42:00 <Joe_Shmo> 2
10:43:00 <Joe_Shmo> then im gonna play a game of
10:43:00 <Joe_Shmo> batman
10:44:00 <Joe_Shmo> im just a bloke who likes a bit of tortua
10:44:00 <Joe_Shmo> law enforca
10:44:00 <Joe_Shmo> wile smilin @ ya daaaaaaaauhta
10:46:00 <milk> well the Internet used to be good, it used to be about hacking... now? it's getting to about as interesting as plumbing
10:46:00 <Joe_Shmo> im come from BK, New York
10:49:00 <milk> well people who come from New York are very intimidating... because New York has a reputation that if you can survive it you can prosper anywhere else
10:51:00 <Joe_Shmo> im like carlito but ghandi
10:51:00 <Joe_Shmo> these bitches want me go sick dick on a donkey
10:53:00 <deathwish> joe shmo stop attempting to rap
10:53:00 <Joe_Shmo> wheres joey
10:54:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H21v5VTsSA8
10:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Trickshot - Ceasefire (Date not found) 3:17 - Category: Music - 875 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:06:00 <Q{> http://www.theage.com.au/world/bodies-of-800-children-longdead-found-in-septic-tank-at-former-irish-home-for-unwed-mothers-20140604-zrwtz.html
11:06:00 <Fez> Does perth have brodies?
11:11:00 <deathwish> yeah there was a case lie that in australia
11:11:00 <deathwish> *like
11:11:00 <deathwish> they just took the babies and fees to raise and feed them and killed them all
11:14:00 <Fez> Meowth
11:15:00 <Mew> fezooooo
11:15:00 <Fez> Sup b
11:16:00 <Fez> U in house 23?
11:16:00 <Q{> omg where are all the pretty boys and handsome lads today?
11:16:00 <Joe_Shmo> fag
11:16:00 <Fez> Err hello
11:16:00 <Fez> Way to insult me :(
11:17:00 <Q{> today im out hunting for them 2 types
11:18:00 <Q{> Fez, is black ur favourite colour?
11:18:00 <Fez> Im both those types. Ask mew
11:18:00 <Q{> mew is expert in this field?
11:18:00 <Fez> Black is a shade.. not a colour.
11:19:00 <Q{> i dont think mew is certified to examin
11:19:00 <Q{> there are bright vibrant black
11:20:00 <Q{> and theres dull black
11:20:00 <Fez> Who are u to decide that
11:21:00 <Q{> coz i get to decide
11:21:00 <Q{> why not
11:21:00 <deathwish> hahah
11:21:00 <Q{> iam that to decide
11:22:00 <Q{> <-- that decider
11:22:00 <deathwish> ooh the doctor is in
11:23:00 <Q{> A Norwegian artist boiled and ate his own deformed hip bone after he had to have it removed in an operation. Alexander Selvik Wengshoel, 25, convinced doctors to let him film the operation and keep the bone for his art. But he said he decided to chomp down on his own flesh "on a whim" and that it tasted like "wild sheep".
11:24:00 <deathwish> i wonder if hes a real doctor or more like dr pepper
11:24:00 <deathwish> no laws against that
11:24:00 <deathwish> if you want to eat yourself its fine by me..
11:25:00 <doctor> you dare doubt my credentials? i could have you locked up in an asylum for that
11:25:00 <deathwish> hah
11:26:00 <deathwish> doubtfull
11:26:00 <deathwish> hahah
11:28:00 <deathwish> the screaming kids next door are like a form of contraception
11:28:00 <Q{> nah thats not how it works man
11:28:00 <deathwish> haha
11:28:00 <Q{> if u sit there long enuf
11:28:00 <Q{> u will get to like them
11:29:00 <deathwish> kids are cute dont get me wrong but my god
11:29:00 <deathwish> they are so noisy
11:29:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=A-w1nmEQ7IM
11:29:00 <Q{> where silence is annoying
11:29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chase and Status - Lost and Not Found ft. Louis M^ttrs (Date not found) 5:08 - Category: Music - 5,231,384 - 24,420 likes (97%), 760 dislikes (3%)
11:29:00 <deathwish> plus im practically a lesbian
11:31:00 <Mew> hot
11:31:00 <deathwish> not if im ugly
11:31:00 <deathwish> hah
11:31:00 <Mew> pics
11:31:00 <deathwish> fuck that
11:31:00 <deathwish> i dont need validation
11:31:00 <Mew> mkay
11:32:00 <Q{> im insecure, i crave validations
11:32:00 <Fez> Wheres mews pic?
11:32:00 <Q{> pls pls pls validate me now
11:33:00 <deathwish> haha
11:33:00 <Q{> Mew, has professional fotostudio shots
11:34:00 <Fez> I know
11:34:00 <Q{> with master fotoshop craftmans expertly brush her eye lashes
11:34:00 <Mew> yeah from when i was like 6 lol
11:37:00 <Q{> deathwish, can u describe what u look like to Fez pls
11:37:00 <deathwish> hahah
11:37:00 <deathwish> why to fez
11:38:00 <robot> mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
11:38:00 <Q{> he has weakness for "almost" lesbian person
11:39:00 <Q{> ooh look at robot go
11:39:00 <robot> look at mew's left breast go
11:39:00 <Q{> chest butting mid air and all
11:39:00 <Q{> fancy stuff
11:40:00 <deathwish> hah guys like that are funny
11:40:00 <deathwish> think they can turn someone straight
11:40:00 <Mew> i am str8
11:41:00 <Mew> str8 as a question mark
11:41:00 <robot> hey mew
11:41:00 <deathwish> haha
11:41:00 <robot> wanna play the rape game?
11:41:00 <robot> no?
11:41:00 <robot> that's the spirit
11:41:00 <robot> ahahahahahahahahaha
11:41:00 <Mew> no!
11:41:00 <Mew> hehehehe
11:41:00 <Mew> pls dont
11:41:00 <Mew> nooooo
11:41:00 <Mew> oww
11:41:00 <Mew> stop
11:41:00 <Q{> what about tickle contest
11:41:00 <deathwish> okay rape isnt funny
11:41:00 <robot> it's funny because it didn't matter if she said no.
11:42:00 <deathwish> i got the joke
11:42:00 <robot> i wasn't talking to you
11:42:00 <deathwish> but the shit from mew was like whoa
11:42:00 <Maurice> Mew likes that kind of role play
11:42:00 <Mew> i actually do lol
11:42:00 <deathwish> role play is one thing
11:42:00 <Mew> luv da struggle
11:42:00 <Q{> many male dogs find my legs to be sexy
11:42:00 <Maurice> Under her breathe shes whispering 'HARDER, FASTER, IS THAT ALL YOUVE GOT'
11:42:00 <Mew> smoosh me hed in da pillow
11:42:00 <Maurice> Breath
11:42:00 <Mew> slap my ass
11:42:00 <robot> hi mo
11:43:00 <Maurice> Howdy sockage
11:43:00 <robot> mo is going to help.
11:43:00 <deathwish> wow
11:43:00 <Q{> Hurry up!
11:43:00 <deathwish> apparently being a fucking psychopath is funny now
11:43:00 <Maurice> Shut your neck
11:44:00 <Maurice> Being a fucking one is better than being a regular one
11:44:00 <milk> awww, c'mon... like every girl in this country doesnt secretly have a photo of the local rapist pinned to her dresser mirror
11:44:00 <robot> lol
11:44:00 <deathwish> they did a study on people like you
11:44:00 <Q{> only 2% of cases reported
11:44:00 <Maurice> On which one of us
11:44:00 <deathwish> that can say rape in jest over and over without emotion or reaction
11:44:00 <Mew> deathwish was all cool and then she turned into a boring prude
11:44:00 <robot> people are so sensitive about rape not being funny. murder isn't funny either but people joke about it
11:44:00 <Mew> how annoying
11:44:00 <deathwish> all psychopaths
11:45:00 <Mew> get your tits out deathwish
11:45:00 <deathwish> maybe i have been raped
11:45:00 <Maurice> Because unless theres viagra involved, I'm not in a position to rape anyone
11:45:00 <Maurice> Although I'd give it a whirl
11:45:00 <deathwish> haha yeah your a winner
11:45:00 <Maurice> You're*
11:45:00 <robot> maybe i have been murdered.
11:45:00 <Q{> au is one of biggest viagra users
11:45:00 <Maurice> And I'm female you stupid plonker
11:45:00 <Mew> lmfao robot
11:45:00 <Mew> ily
11:46:00 <Q{> top 2 biggest imports are drugs and viagra
11:46:00 <deathwish> so doesnt mean your not a psychopath
11:46:00 <Maurice> YOU'RE
11:46:00 <deathwish> omg
11:47:00 <deathwish> yeah im going to use correct grammar when im heated
11:47:00 <Maurice> You managed to spell psychopath
11:47:00 <Maurice> If you're getting heated over IRC, time to log of
11:47:00 <deathwish> thats because im not a nimrod
11:47:00 <robot> well it should probably just be ingrained into all your language
11:48:00 <deathwish> im lazy doesnt mean i dont know how to use correct grammar
11:48:00 <Maurice> It wasn't so much grammar as it was the wrong word
11:48:00 <deathwish> omg i didnt use an apostrophe
11:48:00 <robot> punctuation
11:48:00 <robot> or in your case, punktuation HAHAHAHAH getit
11:48:00 <robot> because punk
11:49:00 <deathwish> so what i get ghetto
11:49:00 <Maurice> I like how you palmed your psychopath needs off onto me robot
11:49:00 <deathwish> when im annoyed
11:49:00 <Maurice> You're banned from sex for 3 days for that
11:49:00 <Maurice> And when those 3 days are up, it's going to be boring vanilla sex for you
11:50:00 <deathwish> ew are you too dating
11:50:00 <deathwish> two
11:50:00 <deathwish> omg
11:50:00 <Maurice> Yes
11:50:00 <deathwish> weird
11:50:00 <Joe_Shmo> deathwish
11:50:00 <Joe_Shmo> can u give me a haircut
11:50:00 <deathwish> guess we know who wears the pants in this one
11:50:00 <robot> Maurice, 2 things. 1) my girlfriend has been away for 2.5 weeks, which has probably contributed to any possible psychopathic behaviour
11:50:00 <Maurice> Often we don't wear any pants
11:50:00 <robot> 2) you can't tell me what to do!
11:50:00 <Maurice> Way to ruin it, robot
11:50:00 <Maurice> And I can so!
11:51:00 <deathwish> why are you asking me to cut your hair..
11:51:00 <robot> i'll cut your hair
11:51:00 <Joe_Shmo> i want one from deathwish
11:51:00 <Q{> he looks the type who needs brazilian too
11:52:00 <robot> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5D2dnO-i6fE/UFZjM-5U7OI/AAAAAAAABTA/YVKNTJsYJdk/s1600/P1000462.JPG
11:52:00 <Joe_Shmo> rub your hands allover my scalp
11:52:00 <Joe_Shmo> honey
11:52:00 <deathwish> hahaha
11:52:00 <Joe_Shmo> get them snippers out
11:52:00 <Joe_Shmo> and do your thang
11:52:00 <deathwish> wtf
11:53:00 <Joe_Shmo> afterwards we can still be friends
11:53:00 <Maurice> Thats an excellent job you've done there, robot
11:53:00 <robot> ty
11:54:00 <Maurice> If I give you my merkin could you trim it for me
11:54:00 <robot> yes
11:54:00 <Joe_Shmo> robot can u cut my hair sweetheart
11:54:00 <Maurice> Excellent
11:54:00 <robot> i'll even give it a perm
11:55:00 <robot> Joe_Shmo no but i will shit in your mailbox how about that
11:55:00 <Maurice> I feel like I should nap
11:55:00 <Joe_Shmo> real life talk shit
11:55:00 <Joe_Shmo> motherfuckers gotta eat motherfuckers gotta shit
11:55:00 <Joe_Shmo> motherfuckers gotta get haircuts
11:55:00 <Joe_Shmo> just how it goes u no
11:55:00 <robot> noo Maurice i'll pour you a bourbon
11:55:00 <Maurice> Noway, it's only 10
11:55:00 <robot> it's almost midday here
11:55:00 <Joe_Shmo> melbz?
11:55:00 <Maurice> Its not lunchtime yet according to the McDonalds menu
11:55:00 <Joe_Shmo> sweet
11:56:00 <Joe_Shmo> i need a midday doo
11:56:00 <Joe_Shmo> lets go
11:56:00 <Joe_Shmo> honey
11:56:00 <robot> lol, 10.30
11:56:00 <Joe_Shmo> bullshit
11:56:00 <Joe_Shmo> robot do u use pantene pro-v?
11:57:00 <Joe_Shmo> when you wash your peubs, i mean
11:57:00 <Joe_Shmo> <@Maurice> Its not lunchtime yet according to the McDonalds menu <--- lol
11:58:00 <robot> i want mcdonalds breakfast
11:58:00 <robot> i want a sausegg mcmuffin
11:58:00 <Joe_Shmo> can u cut my hair
11:58:00 <robot> can u lick my balls
11:58:00 <Joe_Shmo> y not mate
11:58:00 <dematerialised> i could totally go a bacon sausage and egg roll from maccas right now
11:58:00 <Joe_Shmo> no thanks
11:59:00 <Joe_Shmo> just cause u give haircuts doesnt make u gay man
11:59:00 <Joe_Shmo> i mean hi probability lol
11:59:00 <Joe_Shmo> but like
11:59:00 <Joe_Shmo> u could be a rare kind that isnt a fudgepacker
11:59:00 <Joe_Shmo> alright mate?
11:59:00 <robot> what the fuck are you talking about
11:59:00 <Joe_Shmo> lol
11:59:00 <Joe_Shmo> mate its fucking clear what im talking about alright
12:00:00 <[Maverick]> No its noy
12:00:00 <[Maverick]> Not*
12:00:00 <Joe_Shmo> ixnay on the ombre
12:01:00 <Joe_Shmo> what time do i get my haircut mate
12:01:00 <Joe_Shmo> motherfuckers got shit to do
12:01:00 <Joe_Shmo> cant wait all day mate
12:01:00 <robot> hows that crack pipe goin
12:01:00 <Joe_Shmo> whos watchin d F1s
12:02:00 <Joe_Shmo> robot just cause u give haircuts doesnt make u gay man
12:02:00 <robot> i'm not a hairdresser
12:02:00 <Joe_Shmo> bullshit
12:02:00 <deathwish> pay for a haircut you cheap fuck
12:03:00 <Joe_Shmo> only if u do the sideburns
12:03:00 <deathwish> okay whosis was right about your sub par intelligence
12:03:00 <Joe_Shmo> them shits is long as fuck
12:03:00 <Joe_Shmo> like parachutes n shit
12:04:00 <deathwish> mutton chops
12:04:00 <Joe_Shmo> yeah baby
12:04:00 <Joe_Shmo> where is your saloon located?
12:04:00 <deathwish> well put down your crackpipe
12:04:00 <deathwish> and find one
12:04:00 <Joe_Shmo> do u offer handrelief?
12:06:00 <deathwish> yes with acid
12:06:00 <Joe_Shmo> i need my peubs snipped in in the shape of your initials honey
12:06:00 <Joe_Shmo> can uz do that plz
12:06:00 <deathwish> deap heat and shards of glass
12:06:00 <Joe_Shmo> y be a prude for
12:06:00 <Joe_Shmo> lol
12:07:00 <Joe_Shmo> dont be like dat ababy
12:07:00 <Joe_Shmo> baby
12:07:00 <Joe_Shmo> c'mon
12:07:00 <Mew> dematerialisedn im cooking up bacon n egg wraps with caramelised onion fyi
12:07:00 <Mew> jus sayin
12:07:00 <Joe_Shmo> why wont u give me a haircut
12:07:00 <deathwish> i love the smell of bacon
12:07:00 <deathwish> but im vegetarian
12:07:00 <Joe_Shmo> where is your saloon located
12:07:00 <Joe_Shmo> afterwards we can still be friends
12:08:00 <Joe_Shmo> i need my peubs trimmed
12:08:00 <Mew> im doin the bacon in the oven
12:08:00 <Joe_Shmo> Mew can i have some bacon
12:08:00 <Mew> super krispaaaay
12:08:00 <Joe_Shmo> after the workout i just had some, i deserve some saturated fat filthy swine
12:09:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q_iDsWkkQt0
12:09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Hunger Games: Wes Bentley -- Seneca's Beard | EPIX (Date not found) 1:03 - Category: Entertainment - 22,422 - 96 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
12:09:00 <Joe_Shmo> deathwish where is your Salloon located
12:09:00 <Q{> Joe_Shmo, shave like that down there
12:09:00 <Joe_Shmo> do i know u?
12:10:00 <Joe_Shmo> deathwish does your Salloon close around lunch hours or are you open permanently
12:10:00 <Joe_Shmo> i have a thick lustrous Afro
12:10:00 <dematerialised> Mew: yes please
12:11:00 <[Maverick]> kevin bacon in the oven
12:11:00 <Joe_Shmo> kevin bacon lol
12:11:00 <dematerialised> <[Maverick]> kevin kevin bacon in the oven
12:11:00 <dematerialised> all the kevin bacons
12:12:00 <[Maverick]> HAHAHAHAHA
12:12:00 <[Maverick]> <dematerialised> <[Maverick]> kevin kevin kevin bacon in the oven
12:12:00 <dematerialised> haha
12:12:00 <dematerialised> still reckon that little script is the best thing
12:12:00 <[Maverick]> it really is hahaha
12:12:00 <Joe_Shmo> i love the taste of kevin bacon in the morning
12:13:00 <Joe_Shmo> whats that buzzing noise
12:13:00 <[Maverick]> YA MUMS VIBRATOR
12:13:00 <deathwish> more than likely your last remaining brain cells dying
12:13:00 <Joe_Shmo> why is it so hard to find a haircut in this place
12:14:00 <[Maverick]> do it yourself you slack cunt
12:14:00 <Joe_Shmo> i want somethin sexy
12:14:00 <[Maverick]> you can't polish a turd.
12:14:00 <deathwish> hahah
12:14:00 <Joe_Shmo> well u can
12:14:00 <Joe_Shmo> ive tried mate
12:14:00 <Joe_Shmo> deathwish where is your Salloon located?
12:14:00 <Joe_Shmo> Hair salloon
12:15:00 <[Maverick]> salloon eh
12:15:00 <Joe_Shmo> i dont wash my hair before i visit tho
12:15:00 <[Maverick]> do they have a good counter meal?
12:15:00 <Joe_Shmo> she offers hand relief
12:15:00 <[Maverick]> relieves you of your hand?
12:15:00 <Joe_Shmo> no
12:15:00 <deathwish> like officially pushed me over the edge to lesbianism
12:15:00 <[Maverick]> bandsaw or rusty hacksaw?
12:16:00 <[Maverick]> oh.... one of them tards
12:16:00 <deathwish> your so nasty
12:16:00 <Joe_Shmo> rickshaw
12:16:00 <[Maverick]> I am not nasty
12:16:00 <deathwish> not you
12:16:00 <[Maverick]> good
12:16:00 <Joe_Shmo> yeah ur just retarded
12:17:00 <Joe_Shmo> lol
12:17:00 <[Maverick]> I highly doubt that m8
12:17:00 <Joe_Shmo> cut my hair then loser
12:18:00 <[Maverick]> come and stick your head under this then...
12:18:00 <Joe_Shmo> lets see your clippers
12:18:00 <Joe_Shmo> not my fault your father was sick
12:18:00 <Joe_Shmo> lol
12:18:00 <[Maverick]> DO I NEED SOME ICE FOR THAT BURN????
12:18:00 <[Maverick]> no
12:18:00 <Joe_Shmo> i dunno
12:18:00 <Joe_Shmo> do u?
12:18:00 <[Maverick]> APPLE STROODLE!
12:19:00 <Doodle> sup g
12:19:00 <[Maverick]> fuck all man
12:19:00 <[Maverick]> trying to work out when these kids meds kick in.
12:19:00 <Doodle> lol
12:19:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ1Mz7kGVf0
12:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (Date not found) 2:04 - Category: Entertainment - 23,696,371 - 203,364 likes (97.1%), 6,028 dislikes (2.9%)
12:19:00 <[Maverick]> but that's like pushing shit up hill tbh
12:19:00 <Joe_Shmo> ^huge pedo remark
12:20:00 <[Maverick]> how is that a paedo remark?
12:20:00 <[Maverick]> is it what you have in your "How To Paedo 101" handbook?
12:21:00 <Joe_Shmo> dunno
12:21:00 <Joe_Shmo> lol
12:21:00 <Doodle> how2ped
12:21:00 <[Maverick]> it's like shooting fish in a barrel in here sometimes.
12:21:00 <Doodle> by geoffrey leonard
12:22:00 <Mew> by moe lester
12:22:00 <Doodle> lolol
12:22:00 <[Maverick]> hahah
12:23:00 <milk> you people will end up trapped in the early ninties writing text files your whole life
12:23:00 <[Maverick]> by BiPolar Bear
12:23:00 <Doodle> trapped in my early 90s?
12:23:00 <[Maverick]> is it 4:20 in the world anywhere?
12:23:00 <Doodle> yes
12:23:00 <[Maverick]> brb
12:23:00 <deathwish> hahah
12:24:00 <Joe_Shmo> lol
12:24:00 <Joe_Shmo> mad life u have
12:24:00 <Q{> deathwish, how is life like now that you are fully qualified lesbian
12:25:00 <milk> bbl
12:26:00 <Q{> One of the components of red wine protects against tooth decay
12:27:00 <Q{> Why America's armed forces have so many camouflage patterns
12:28:00 <Q{> It sounds incredible. But hurricanes with women’s names kill more people than do those with men’s
12:29:00 <ShadowLurker> what tha actual fuck happened in here
12:29:00 <Q{> nothing happened ShadowLurker
12:29:00 <Q{> nothing to see here, pls move on
12:29:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up tou
12:29:00 <ShadowLurker> you
12:30:00 <Q{> shhhh ShadowLurker
12:30:00 <Q{> ummm cancel that
12:30:00 <Q{> speak up ShadowLurker
12:30:00 <ShadowLurker> im pooping
12:36:00 <Serenity> wearied..
12:36:00 <ShadowLurker> right
12:36:00 <Q{> grass hopper ShadowLurker pls google it if you want to be more knowledgeable about it
12:37:00 <ShadowLurker> you are the one putting forward this information. the burden of proof is yours
12:38:00 <ShadowLurker> that is where the well known term "picsorlies" came from
12:39:00 <ShadowLurker> everything you say is bullshit until proven otherwise
12:39:00 <Q{> http://www.esquire.com/features/answer-fella/toilet-reading-1209
12:40:00 <deathwish> i think its the onus of proof is on you
12:40:00 <Mew> your voice is like a combination of fergie and jesus
12:40:00 <deathwish> hahah
12:41:00 <deathwish> sacrolicious
12:42:00 <Mew> i feel like im walking on a cloud
12:42:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh sure thats an accredited medical research paper supporting your claims
12:42:00 <Mew> my penis is tingling
12:43:00 <[Maverick]> i look away for 5 mins
12:43:00 <Joe_Shmo> i love kevin bacon in the morning
12:44:00 <[Maverick]> (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
12:45:00 <ShadowLurker> the tard is strong here this morning
12:45:00 <[Maverick]> very.
12:46:00 <Serenity> shut up im trying to study
12:46:00 <Q{> http://www.theguardian.com/books/booksblog/2011/oct/21/reading-on-the-loo-study
12:46:00 <[Maverick]> NO
12:46:00 <[Maverick]> I WILL NOt
12:47:00 <ShadowLurker> until i see a .gov or .edu link i will not click
12:49:00 <Q{> http://www.unimelb.edu.au/answer-fella/toilet-reading-1209
12:49:00 <cYbR> ^ 404
12:50:00 <Q{> other websites work?
12:50:00 <ShadowLurker> keep trying
12:51:00 <Q{> so u clicked, ShadowLurker?
12:51:00 <ShadowLurker> it was a uni site but what you linked 404'd
12:52:00 <Serenity> Sorry, the page or file you are trying to view is not here (error 404)
12:52:00 <Serenity> You may have typed in the wrong address - please check you have the correct spelling and capitalisation.
12:52:00 <Serenity> We may have moved or deleted the page - try using the search or visit the site homepage.
12:52:00 <Serenity> You may have followed an incorrect link from another site - you could try contacting that site's owners in order to fix the problem
12:52:00 <Q{> so i made u click
12:52:00 <Q{> u clicked like u said u would
12:52:00 <ShadowLurker> what is your point
12:52:00 <ShadowLurker> are you retarded
12:52:00 <Q{> to see if u actually follow thru with ur word
12:53:00 <ShadowLurker> you really are dumb
12:53:00 <dematerialised> lol
12:53:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
12:53:00 <Joe_Shmo> i love sucking off Kevin Bacon for breakfast
12:55:00 <Q{> japan seem to have the most advanced toilets in the world
12:55:00 <Q{> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/34/Electric_raised_toilet_seat_for_elderly.jpg
13:03:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rvb3qUtRFxk
13:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Japanese Toilet - Future is now (Jul 12, 2011) 2:05 - Category: Science &amp; Technology - 66,020 - 91 likes (87.5%), 13 dislikes (12.5%)
13:05:00 <Joe_Shmo> Kevin Bacon is tasty with John Ham
13:05:00 <Joe_Shmo> i like to sizzle their head up
13:09:00 <milk> 6 degrees of seperation
13:10:00 <Joe_Shmo> 6 degrees of suck my cock
13:10:00 <Fez> Is bs
13:10:00 <Joe_Shmo> time for vodka drinking session
13:11:00 <Joe_Shmo> but 1st got to suck my own dick
13:11:00 <milk> American man, he drink vodka, Russian man, he drink bourbon
13:11:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up milk
13:12:00 <Joe_Shmo> ShadowLurker u wank today?
13:12:00 <ShadowLurker> dont need to
13:18:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8vmOGalpxA
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13:51:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
13:52:00 <Joe_Shmo> hey there
13:52:00 <milk> hey
13:52:00 <Fez> Breasts?
14:09:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
14:18:00 <Pyro-> O_O i like boobs
14:19:00 <Scattered> boobs are good
14:22:00 <Scattered> vagina is better
14:29:00 <milk> tits flashes for compliments
14:30:00 <Scattered> thats good 2
14:34:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWPWHU8x6kE
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14:40:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFEDTtKaFzU
14:40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Taylor Swift feat. The Civil Wars "Safe and Sound" (from The Hunger Games Soundtrack) (Dec 23, 2011) 4:01 - Category: Music - 12,152,909 - 79,961 likes (98.7%), 1,020 dislikes (1.3%)
15:02:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Panda
15:02:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Pandas
15:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> :
15:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
15:02:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> u been hittin up spiderman 2
15:02:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> its a top game mate
15:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> nup
15:02:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> bullshit
15:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh the game is out?
15:02:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> fuck oath
15:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> isnt it total free roam?
15:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> and this other one
15:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> cant remember the name
15:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> nuh
15:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> was interested in spiderman 2
15:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> this racing game
15:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> is good
15:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> cbf rememberin the name
15:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i dont wanna stress my brain cells
15:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> on gay shit
15:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Club?
15:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> street racer 2 or something
15:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
15:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> some gay shit
15:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> im waiting for The Division and Gotham Knight
15:05:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> no but the racing game
15:05:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> ultrimate street racer or something
15:05:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> whats it called again?
15:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> no idea
15:05:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> its good mate
15:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> id look shit up but im restricted
15:05:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> is watch dogs good?
15:05:00 <PandasDontDrive> no idea, ill get that next year
15:06:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> its out now m8
15:06:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i think
15:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> more important shit to get
15:06:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> such as?
15:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> clothes and tattoos
15:06:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> no
15:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> clothes first
15:06:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> games
15:06:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> fuck clothes
15:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuh
15:06:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> dick head
15:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> i put money on games soon
15:06:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> get games mate
15:06:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> games
15:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> only want 2 games coming out
15:06:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
15:06:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> bullshit
15:07:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
15:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> if i bought watch dogs itd just sit there for ages
15:07:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> The Division?
15:07:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Gotham Knight?
15:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah bro
15:07:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> augmented graphics?
15:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> Tom Clancy's The Division check it out
15:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> and Gotham Knight is going to own big time aswell
15:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck watch dogs
15:08:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> ok
15:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> you should see The Division gameplay :P
15:08:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> why
15:08:00 <Doodle> hai Meb
15:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> afternoon Mew
15:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> because it's amazing
15:08:00 <Mew> pls no
15:08:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> so is spiderman 2 mate
15:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:08:00 <Mew> hi doofle
15:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> amazing spider-man ey
15:08:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> yer
15:08:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> 2
15:08:00 <Doodle> whats happening
15:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd like a followup to red dead redemption
15:08:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> and the ultimate race driving one
15:09:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> bullshit
15:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> set in the 20's 30's
15:09:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> that game was shit
15:09:00 <Doodle> rdr was gr8
15:09:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> it was shit
15:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
15:09:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> absolute horse shit
15:09:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i puked on the game mate
15:09:00 <Fez> Hi
15:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> or if they went further back in time
15:09:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> on the cd
15:09:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> fuck it
15:09:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> not interested
15:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd make for a cool prequel
15:09:00 <Fez> Who has breasts?
15:09:00 <Mew> nm just mopped barfroom lawndree loudroom and dyning room
15:09:00 <Mew> u
15:09:00 <Doodle> lol
15:09:00 <Doodle> fkall
15:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> just not civil war since ac3 did that
15:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
15:09:00 <Doodle> getting bent
15:10:00 <Mew> good idea
15:10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i need someone take some money off me go pay a bill i didnt know i had *coughs*
15:10:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Mew is a dirty pig
15:10:00 <Doodle> i'll take your money
15:10:00 <PandasDontDrive> not before my virginity
15:10:00 <Mew> keepin it reeeeal
15:10:00 <Doodle> lol
15:10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:11:00 <PandasDontDrive> most guys are half virgins, till their girlfriends get kinky O_O
15:12:00 <milk> might go for an stroll in the sunshine
15:12:00 <Doodle> half virgins?
15:12:00 <Doodle> oh
15:12:00 <Doodle> OH
15:12:00 <Mew> oh milk
15:12:00 <Doodle> nm
15:13:00 <Mew> ing the prostate
15:13:00 <Doodle> blam
15:13:00 <Mew> splurt
15:14:00 <Doodle> tissue
15:14:00 <Mew> guilt
15:14:00 <Doodle> slash curtain
15:15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:15:00 <Mew> regret
15:15:00 <Doodle> buttfuckers remorse
15:15:00 <Mew> shame
15:15:00 <Fez> Qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqpp i. Ppo.
15:15:00 <Doodle> bless you
15:15:00 <PandasDontDrive> *runnnniggerniggernigger
15:16:00 <Doodle> someone go into town for me
15:16:00 <Doodle> take the tree fiddy, do some skids
15:16:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh i almost forgot, shot two wolves in red dead last nite
15:16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ended up looking like they were rooting so i took a pic
15:16:00 <Doodle> knifing the jaguars is a cunt
15:16:00 <Doodle> wildcats whatever
15:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> u do that from your horse yo
15:17:00 <Doodle> nah its easier on foot
15:17:00 <Doodle> stab and roll
15:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ohhh
15:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I never thought of rollin
15:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> hah!
15:17:00 <Doodle> you need to kill 5 or some shit to get 100%
15:18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah, this is the fourth time ive played it lol so doing challenges then shit i have to do to do more challenges n outfits lol
15:18:00 <Doodle> ah yeh
15:18:00 <Doodle> you need to redo all the gang shootouts in 24h in game time too from memory
15:18:00 <PandasDontDrive> its so fkd that first time through i had so many outfits to unlock
15:18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
15:18:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was easy
15:18:00 <Doodle> yeah once you know where they all are
15:18:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup
15:19:00 <Doodle> aiight time to do stuff to things, bblzzz
15:19:00 <PandasDontDrive> if they made rdr today, it'd have bs online mp with ur friends or randoms coming in as outlaws or marshals to fuck ur single player up
15:19:00 <PandasDontDrive> bai
15:20:00 <Doodle> lol
15:20:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:25:00 <Mew> things n stuff
15:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Mew is virally infwected
15:27:00 <Mew> in the genital region
15:31:00 <Fez> Mmmmmm
15:31:00 <Fez> Genitals
15:31:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCawU6BE8P8 get turned up to death!
15:31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WHEN WILL THE BASS DROP? (ft. Lil Jon) (Date not found) 2:23 - Category: Comedy - 7,649,583 - 83,661 likes (96.6%), 2,910 dislikes (3.4%)
15:31:00 <Fez> Ill helo mew with that
15:31:00 <Fez> Help
15:31:00 <Fez> Wont even use my hands
15:40:00 <Doodle> well that didnt take as long as expected
15:41:00 <Lumeah> Lol they are pandy.. Half v's that is.
15:41:00 <Mew> thats what she said
15:43:00 <Doodle> kekeke
15:43:00 <Fez> Breasts
15:43:00 <Fez> Theron is my breast friend
15:43:00 <TheRon> yes!
15:44:00 <Fez> :D
15:50:00 <TheRon> hello
15:53:00 <Doodle> wheres all the easy women
15:54:00 <TheRon> a little place in delacombe
15:54:00 <Doodle> lol
15:54:00 <Doodle> with a red light out the front?
15:54:00 <TheRon> yes!
15:54:00 <Doodle> haha
15:54:00 <TheRon> you know about that place too?
15:54:00 <Doodle> yeah
15:54:00 <Doodle> i'll rephrase
15:54:00 <Doodle> wheres all the cheap easy women
15:54:00 <TheRon> the x on albert
15:55:00 <Doodle> lol fuck going in there i'll be raped
15:55:00 <TheRon> yep!
15:55:00 <Doodle> by bikies
15:55:00 <TheRon> oh yes!
15:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man Doodle i had to murder these robbers and just when im going after the chick to knife her up i end up in a Wes Dickens mission :(
15:55:00 <Doodle> pardon
15:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> REVENGE!
15:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> rdr
15:55:00 <Doodle> oh lol
15:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:56:00 <Doodle> you dont knife the chicks up you tie them to the train tracks
15:56:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha thats fun
15:58:00 <TheRon> i shaved off a 3 week beard today
15:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
15:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i trimmed my pubes last night
15:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
15:58:00 <TheRon> gotta make the effort
15:58:00 <Doodle> lol
15:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer too many dudes with beards atm
15:59:00 <Fez> Not enough
15:59:00 <Fez> If ya dad doesnt have a beard ya got 2 mums
15:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
15:59:00 <Fez> Youtube it
15:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah its nice that facial hair has made such a come back
15:59:00 <PandasDontDrive> its so 1900's
16:00:00 <TheRon> i thought about going the muttonchops
16:00:00 <TheRiddler> upgrading security software
16:00:00 <clusiana> nerdlings :D
16:01:00 <TheRon> bank grade security?
16:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> go some wicked rockabilly shit
16:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
16:01:00 <TheRon> the motorhead
16:01:00 <clusiana> suggestions what i can use to create a logo that is not illustrator or photoshop?
16:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> billie?
16:01:00 <Fez> Ms paint
16:01:00 <TheRon> i forgot the leads name
16:01:00 <clusiana> i tried that Fez
16:01:00 <clusiana> i can do it in black and white
16:02:00 <Fez> Free hand
16:02:00 <Fez> Autocad
16:02:00 <clusiana> free hand?
16:02:00 <TheRiddler> gimp
16:02:00 <clusiana> never heard of it
16:02:00 <clusiana> one sec
16:02:00 <TheRon> u use 2 hands?
16:02:00 <TheRon> lemmy from motorhead
16:02:00 <TheRiddler> gimp is probably the best free 1
16:02:00 <clusiana> hmm
16:02:00 <clusiana> adobe
16:02:00 <clusiana> ok
16:02:00 <clusiana> let me see
16:03:00 <TheRiddler> or you could just pay $45 a month and get everything
16:03:00 <TheRiddler> also fireworks is probably best for logo creating
16:03:00 <TheRiddler> out of the adobe stuff
16:04:00 <TheRon> the swastika is under used i feel
16:05:00 <Fez> Hitler stole it
16:06:00 <TheRon> i know
16:06:00 <TheRon> hence we can too
16:06:00 <Fez> True
16:07:00 <Fez> Breasts as a logo would be nice
16:07:00 <TheRon> i like my breast prestine
16:07:00 <TheRon> meaning no tatts
16:07:00 <Fez> Breast..1 of?
16:08:00 <Fez> U gone soft?
16:08:00 <TheRon> i spoke english i'm sure
16:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> runnnnniggerniggernigger
16:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> bieber tells the best jokes ever
16:10:00 <TheRon> bieber sleeps with the fishes
16:11:00 <PandasDontDrive> people dont even care about it, black people
16:12:00 <cYbR> who here live in Newcastle?
16:12:00 <cYbR> lives*
16:12:00 <TheRon> i like in newcastle brown but thats a whole other story
16:12:00 <cYbR> wut
16:13:00 <TheRon> newcastle brown ale
16:13:00 <FredFlinstone> Bootsma balls
16:13:00 <TheRon> once too often?
16:13:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds like it
16:14:00 <FredFlinstone> hasnt been in all year
16:14:00 <TheRon> oh yeah doodle, doc neeson died
16:14:00 <FredFlinstone> he did indeed
16:14:00 <FredFlinstone> no way get fucked fuck off
16:14:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like oldcastle, it has g-g-ghosts!
16:14:00 <TheRon> judd back for the cats??
16:15:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
16:15:00 <FredFlinstone> be silly I reckon
16:15:00 <TheRon> waite?
16:15:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz who knows
16:15:00 <TheRon> who's on selwood?
16:15:00 <TheRon> stevie j?
16:15:00 <FredFlinstone> carazzo I presume
16:15:00 <TheRon> bartel?
16:16:00 <TheRon> kelly?
16:16:00 <FredFlinstone> omg
16:16:00 <FredFlinstone> such arroagence again
16:16:00 <TheRon> oh good you got all that
16:16:00 <FredFlinstone> I will just remember the sydney match
16:16:00 <TheRon> that never happened
16:16:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
16:17:00 <TheRon> wiped completely from my memory
16:17:00 <FredFlinstone> I bet
16:17:00 <FredFlinstone> and they wiped the ground with you
16:17:00 <TheRon> when does syd play carlton?
16:17:00 <FredFlinstone> not for a while
16:17:00 <FredFlinstone> we never win there
16:18:00 <TheRon> so they could be in good form by then
16:18:00 <FredFlinstone> its the worsrt ground in the AFL
16:18:00 <FredFlinstone> got close last year in the finals
16:18:00 <FredFlinstone> hd out chances
16:19:00 <TheRon> bit nipply outside
16:20:00 <TheRon> got the fire on in the shed FredFlinstone ?
16:23:00 <FredFlinstone> no
16:23:00 <FredFlinstone> going to Sorrento tomorrow
16:23:00 <TheRon> whats there?
16:23:00 <FredFlinstone> a house lol
16:23:00 <TheRon> nice
16:23:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
16:23:00 <TheRon> yours?
16:24:00 <FredFlinstone> organised a new stove for there
16:24:00 <FredFlinstone> nah aunts
16:24:00 <FredFlinstone> no one uses it during the cold months I love it
16:24:00 <FredFlinstone> mum and her partner were coing too but my sister broke her elbow
16:25:00 <FredFlinstone> watch the match at the pub
16:25:00 <TheRon> slabs??
16:25:00 <FredFlinstone> if it isnt to hot
16:25:00 <FredFlinstone> no
16:25:00 <FredFlinstone> not drinking much beer
16:25:00 <FredFlinstone> will have a boags friday night before dinner
16:25:00 <FredFlinstone> then some red
16:26:00 <TheRon> just one?
16:26:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
16:26:00 <FredFlinstone> gone off it
16:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon help me shave my ass hairs off bro
16:27:00 <FredFlinstone> I take my stubbie holder in case I want one
16:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will let u bowl ur nuts deep in my ass
16:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
16:27:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my what for PandasDontDrive ?
16:27:00 <Doodle> crikey
16:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> dark, secret places.
16:27:00 <TheRon> is that code?>
16:28:00 <FredFlinstone> was that bowl or blow?
16:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> bowl
16:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
16:28:00 <FredFlinstone> I see thank god
16:28:00 <Mew> bury*
16:28:00 <Doodle> :o
16:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> bowl, because he likes to play Bowls.
16:28:00 <FredFlinstone> you are a wanted man TheRon
16:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> so not bury.
16:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
16:28:00 <Mew> bury cos bury
16:28:00 <TheRon> not touching that with a 7 inch pole
16:29:00 <PandasDontDrive> cos cos play
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> or a four foot hungarian?
16:29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want you to poop out a nutterbutter bar huns
16:29:00 <PandasDontDrive> k voms
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
16:30:00 <TheRon> i like snickers
16:30:00 <Doodle> eep missed 420
16:30:00 <FredFlinstone> havent had a snickers for years
16:30:00 <FredFlinstone> they are yummo
16:31:00 <TheRon> nutty
16:31:00 <Mew> suffer in your jocks
16:31:00 <FredFlinstone> lol of course
16:31:00 <Mew> remember snickers and milkyway spread?
16:31:00 <FredFlinstone> no
16:31:00 <TheRon> no
16:31:00 <Mew> that stuff was sexy as
16:31:00 <Fez> Yup
16:31:00 <FredFlinstone> sounds disgusting
16:31:00 <Mew> WHAT
16:31:00 <Doodle> hehe milky way spread
16:31:00 <Doodle> sounds filthy
16:31:00 <TheRon> you can make anything sound dirty
16:32:00 <Doodle> trudat
16:32:00 <FredFlinstone> you cant get and dirtier than TheRon
16:32:00 <FredFlinstone> any
16:32:00 <Mew> hehehehe
16:36:00 <Fez> Corners of tables and knees dont mix
16:36:00 <Serenity> You can get snickers bar ice creams
16:37:00 <Serenity> ill taste one one day
16:37:00 <Doodle> dizzy
16:37:00 <TheRon> a gaytime bar?
16:38:00 <Serenity> no a snickers
16:39:00 <Mew> the crunchie icecream bars are so intense
16:40:00 <Serenity> http://metabolicmemory.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/snickers_icecream_bars.jpg
16:40:00 <Fez> Magnums are nice
16:40:00 <Fez> Almond one
16:40:00 <TheRon> i like frozen yoghurt
16:40:00 <TheRon> gelato
16:41:00 <Fez> I like beer
16:41:00 <TheRon> me too
16:41:00 <Fez> Breasts are good too
16:41:00 <Doodle> ^^
16:41:00 <TheRon> beer dispensing breasts>
16:42:00 <Fez> Mm
16:42:00 <TheRon> we'd never get off
16:42:00 <Serenity> we have this place called froyo
16:43:00 <Serenity> and they have a cheesecake flavour
16:43:00 <Serenity> its so yum
16:47:00 <Fez> What about brodies? U got brodies?
16:47:00 <ShadowLurker> bronies
16:48:00 <ShadowLurker> I heard [maverick] is a bronie
16:48:00 <Fez> Hmm
16:49:00 <[Maverick]> Get fucked you raging cockholster
16:49:00 <ShadowLurker> loooool
16:51:00 <TheRiddler> I saw new care bears
16:51:00 <TheRiddler> it's cg
16:52:00 <TheRiddler> I like old care bears
16:53:00 <[Maverick]> Why would you admit to that
16:53:00 <Fez> What bout my little pony
16:53:00 <TheRiddler> my little pony is ok
16:54:00 <TheRon> i like he man and all the homosexual connotations that go with it
16:54:00 <TheRiddler> it's not full of trying to teach kids things
16:54:00 <TheRon> my 3yo neice can count to ten in spanish
16:55:00 <TheRon> diego and dora had a bit to do with it
16:55:00 <TheRiddler> most cartoons these days are full of teachings and there's no story
16:55:00 <TheRiddler> yep
16:56:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm gonna get watch dogs
16:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> but as a bday present
16:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> wid statue
16:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol@me and statues
16:57:00 <TheRiddler> I'm waiting for the wii u version
16:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
16:57:00 <TheRiddler> which comes out later in the year
16:57:00 <TheRon> people still wii???
16:57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i found out the division and gotham knight are pushed back to 2015
16:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> and figure i wanted watch dogs in the beginning but preferred the other two, only other game i thought of is Destiny which looks fkn epic
16:58:00 <PandasDontDrive> tho that's september
16:59:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/XDO0j.jpg
17:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> yay sorted pick up tomoz or sat
17:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wish i could click that link but im restricted by telstra lol!
17:01:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/IcoO8.jpg
17:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate when they send u a bill but dont follow it up with an email
17:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i didnt get the bill O_O
17:03:00 <TheRiddler> dont telstra do free top ups now?
17:03:00 <TheRiddler> 3 free a year
17:04:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/4GZ27.jpg
17:04:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
17:04:00 <TheRiddler> hilarious
17:07:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/3RQ7P.jpg wtf is wrong with her >_< NSFL
17:07:00 <TheRiddler> I cant look for more than 3 seconds without starting to gag
17:08:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: please, it's nearly tea time
17:08:00 <TheRiddler> I did warn
17:09:00 <TheRon> but the pics up, you have to look
17:12:00 <TheRon> where's the chicks
17:13:00 <Hadra> this looks like a guy club no chicks wats so ever
17:13:00 <TheRon> so much sausage
17:13:00 <TheRon> it's like going to a club, you really need to know the ratio
17:13:00 <Hadra> yeah not enough burgers
17:14:00 <TheRon> the hives - hate to say i told you so
17:16:00 <milk> well this is the pimp hangout, all dem bitches be working on da street
17:16:00 <TheRon> pimpin' aint easy
17:17:00 <TheRon> you be pimpin' ho's nationwide?
17:17:00 <[Maverick]> Forrest Gump : Shrimpin Aint Easy
17:17:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
17:18:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: be pimpin ho's nationwide
17:18:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Rques.jpg
17:18:00 <TheRiddler> nsfw
17:18:00 <TheRiddler> not disgusting vagina
17:18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to mornington today
17:19:00 <fawks> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/547197_10153129751795058_2073818295_n.jpg
17:19:00 <TheRon> a mornington ride
17:19:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, did you see Raw
17:19:00 <TheRon> your supplier in mornington now?
17:19:00 <TheRon> yes
17:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and you mean Mourning Town Ride
17:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and now
17:20:00 <Bastardly_One> *no
17:20:00 <Rak> hahahaha
17:20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:20:00 <Bastardly_One> Seth wtf have you done? :O
17:20:00 <TheRon> we kind of expected one of the other two so i kind of get it
17:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that didn't I at Payback?
17:21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right I did too
17:21:00 <Bastardly_One> but Reigns
17:21:00 <TheRon> reigns v hhh at summerslam so
17:21:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
17:22:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know who Reigns is related to right?
17:22:00 <TheRon> i'd like to see bryan vs ambrose
17:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to wonder about Ambrose but these days I like him
17:23:00 <TheRon> i saw him fight regal and i was sold
17:23:00 <Fez> Wwe?
17:23:00 <Bastardly_One> Reigns is part of a long dynasty actually
17:23:00 <TheRon> yep, haku's son or something?
17:23:00 <Bastardly_One> he's cousins with The Rock and the Uzos
17:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and yep
17:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and that Bo Dallas fuck
17:24:00 <Bastardly_One> is Bray Wyatt's real life brother
17:24:00 <TheRon> bo dallas is inspirational
17:25:00 <Bastardly_One> he's inspirational alright
17:25:00 <Bastardly_One> inspires me to murder each time I see his face
17:25:00 <TheRon> it's kind of the idea
17:26:00 <TheRon> watching the game fri night?
17:26:00 <TheRon> cats v calrton
17:27:00 <TheRon> does perth get fri night footy?
17:27:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not talking about it until it's over
17:28:00 <Bastardly_One> look what happens each time Serenity and I watch
17:28:00 <Bastardly_One> we fucking lose
17:28:00 <TheRon> would not be surpised if carlton got spanked
17:28:00 <TheRon> geelong should be well rested
17:30:00 <TheRon> we should really talk about richmond it's more fun
17:30:00 <Bastardly_One> please allow me to adjust my pants
17:30:00 <Bastardly_One> so as I can do the good time dance
17:30:00 <TheRon> the happy dance?
17:30:00 <Bastardly_One> and put the innocent bystanders and onlookers into a trance
17:31:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh lord
17:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've turned into a mark
17:31:00 <British^Meat> Excuse meat....
17:31:00 <British^Meat> I search for the one they call Bass Babe
17:31:00 <British^Meat> You must alert her of my presence
17:31:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see how I just fuckign joined another chat
17:31:00 <Bastardly_One> *fucking
17:31:00 <TheRon> kelevra
17:31:00 <TheRon> nope she's not here
17:31:00 <British^Meat> Thats her
17:31:00 <British^Meat> well shit
17:32:00 <TheRon> hey language, geez
17:32:00 <Bastardly_One> Wilco, Oscar, Lima, Fuck you ... Wolf
17:32:00 <British^Meat> sorry master
17:32:00 <British^Meat> i depart
17:32:00 <Bastardly_One> please fucking kill me
17:32:00 <TheRon> oh you will be
17:33:00 <devobyl> oh lord
17:33:00 <TheRon> my sweet lord
17:33:00 <Bastardly_One> you really want to meet me?
17:33:00 <Bastardly_One> you really want to know me?
17:33:00 <devobyl> i havent been on austnet for yonks
17:34:00 <devobyl> its not even a shadow of its former self
17:34:00 <TheRon> there used to be chicks showing us their tits
17:34:00 <TheRon> that's stopped
17:34:00 <devobyl> (oYo)
17:34:00 <devobyl> tits, 1995 style.
17:34:00 <TheRon> norgs
17:34:00 <Bastardly_One> there used to be chickens showing birds?
17:35:00 <Bastardly_One> well shit ... freaks
17:35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck the oppers on austnet suck
17:35:00 <Bastardly_One> what about that gremlinz cunt
17:35:00 <Fez> Breasts
17:35:00 <devobyl> i see nothing's changed in two decades then.
17:35:00 <gremlinz> suck my dick Bastardly_One
17:35:00 <devobyl> apart from far less users.
17:36:00 <Bastardly_One> I have already
17:36:00 <Bastardly_One> I do it too often and Jon cries
17:36:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how he gets
17:36:00 <TheRon> i make a conscious effort not to vote in state elections, is that wrong?
17:36:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
17:37:00 <Bastardly_One> read the news today
17:37:00 <TheRon> oh boy
17:37:00 <Bastardly_One> we're going into a constitutional crisis
17:37:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to the member for Frankston
17:37:00 <TheRon> i could not give a toss about the state parliaments
17:37:00 <Bastardly_One> the state leaders and the Gov General are meeting about him on Monday
17:37:00 <fawks> wheres Serenity
17:38:00 <Bastardly_One> in Perth
17:38:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
17:38:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid woman
17:38:00 <fawks> dont you have dentures to clean
17:38:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
17:38:00 <TheRon> we are over governed in this country
17:38:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's too cold to go flashing teenage girls
17:39:00 <fawks> wiggle wiggle wiggle
17:39:00 <TheRon> "look at 'dis!"
17:39:00 <Bastardly_One> they do ... and laugh
17:39:00 <Bastardly_One> little bitches
17:40:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, I might end up at the Base tonight
17:40:00 <Serenity> hello im here
17:40:00 <TheRon> damn
17:40:00 <fawks> yay
17:40:00 <fawks> look
17:40:00 <fawks> http://roflindia.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/1001319_10200884300822765_45033632_n.jpg
17:40:00 <Bastardly_One> if this keeps up I'm gonna need an oxygen tent
17:40:00 <fawks> lol i just noticed the url
17:40:00 <fawks> rofl india
17:40:00 <TheRon> friends
17:41:00 <Serenity> OMG haha
17:41:00 <Serenity> chanlder was so cuuute
17:41:00 <TheRon> chanandler bung
17:42:00 <Bastardly_One> come a little closer honey I won't bite ya, one more lager and I might learn to like ya
17:43:00 <TheRon> we were just slipping along, slipping along
17:43:00 <Serenity> god i cant write any more today my brain hurts
17:44:00 <Bastardly_One> 3:45
17:44:00 <Bastardly_One> classes finish at 4 - 5
17:44:00 <Bastardly_One> you can leave early, you've permission
17:44:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
17:45:00 <Serenity> shut up grandpa simpson
17:45:00 <TheRon> willies
17:45:00 <TheRon> johnson!
17:45:00 <fawks> oh
17:45:00 <fawks> my
17:45:00 <fawks> god
17:45:00 <fawks> this is the best thing i have ever seen
17:45:00 <fawks> http://www.yourfriendshouse.com/2014/tony-abbott-absolutely-destroyed-by-us-tv-show/
17:45:00 <fawks> ROFL
17:45:00 <TheRon> yeah saw that
17:45:00 <TheRon> i had a giggle
17:45:00 <Bastardly_One> saw that like almost 2 days ago
17:45:00 <TheRon> good for you
17:46:00 <TheRon> doc neeson died today
17:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> weee
17:46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know the poor bastard
17:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> all shaved
17:46:00 <Bastardly_One> horrible way to die
17:46:00 <fawks> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha
17:46:00 <fawks> what a joke
17:46:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7kYVjL2lps&list=PLMg78I6BBslQCXA2115h6FWEViX08ax5j
17:46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Angels - Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again (1976) (Oct 28, 2008) 3:22 - Category: Music - 645,707 - 2,219 likes (98.5%), 34 dislikes (1.5%)
17:47:00 <Fez> He didnt have boobs
17:47:00 <TheRon> legend
17:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> any guy with boobs is HOT ;)
17:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
17:47:00 <Bastardly_One> if I can find it for you TheRon you should see this gig at I think it's a hall in St Albans
17:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> argh wish i could play bf4 :(
17:47:00 <Bastardly_One> from about the same era
17:47:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking great
17:48:00 <TheRon> no way get fucked fuck off
17:48:00 <Serenity> tony dumb dumb
17:48:00 <Serenity> LOL
17:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One im getting watch dogs now I learnt the division and gotham knight arent out till next yr
17:48:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see them way way way back in the days of the Civic Hall?
17:48:00 <PandasDontDrive> really should put money away for Destiny
17:49:00 <TheRon> no too young
17:49:00 <devobyl> pandasdontdrive, you always wanted to touch them
17:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
17:49:00 <TheRon> is destiny your hooker?
17:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont have moobs anymore man i lost heaps of weight lol
17:49:00 <Bastardly_One> he was really menacing because he'd broken his leg and was in a barber's chair but the way they did the lighting on him
17:49:00 <Bastardly_One> he looked really sinister
17:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Destiny is an epic game that's coming out, I'd post something but I'm restricted till tomorrow
17:49:00 <PandasDontDrive> Damn Telstra's Eyes.
17:50:00 <zaim> what about telstra
17:50:00 <Tony_DumbDumb> SUPOSITORY OF WISDOM
17:50:00 <Tony_DumbDumb> LOL FAUC!!
17:50:00 <TheRon> tony abbott knows nothing about economics, he has an economics degree
17:50:00 <Tony_DumbDumb> faux!!
17:51:00 <TheRon> faux, a full round of league this week?
17:52:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh sent me a bill i didnt receive
17:52:00 <PandasDontDrive> prob put in the wrong mailbox
17:53:00 <Bastardly_One> if knee deep in catnip at the old ice box, I recommend you whistle and give the box 3 knocks, should you be so lucky to hear whispering, it is an invitation for you to leap in
17:54:00 <TheRon> wonder what will be on rage this weekend?
17:54:00 <TheRon> an angels marathon?
17:54:00 <Bastardly_One> drink to the dead while you're still alive, we shall join them in good time
17:54:00 <Bastardly_One> should you go crossing that silvery brook it's best to leap before you look
17:55:00 <Bastardly_One> ummm look it up
17:55:00 <Bastardly_One> they should have this week's programming up by now
17:55:00 <TheRon> they usually tribute
17:56:00 <TheRon> doc only died today didn't he
17:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was yesterday
17:56:00 <Bastardly_One> but I told you before up until about 5 mins ago
17:56:00 <TheRon> i just saw a facebook post
17:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna go to the Base tonight
17:56:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's been a long day
17:57:00 <TheRon> do they just pile you with drugs?
17:57:00 <Bastardly_One> could of been early this morning
17:57:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh they feed me oxygen
17:57:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me to take my puffer
17:57:00 <Bastardly_One> and I say yeah yeah yeah
17:57:00 <Bastardly_One> and go again
17:57:00 <TheRon> you have one of those don't you?
17:57:00 <TheRon> you just like the pretty nurses
17:57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I know how it happened this time
17:58:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes I just need like a big shot of air down there kind of
17:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I just didn't get enough fresh air today
17:59:00 <TheRon> do you just stumble into in emergency and just nod?
17:59:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I cough into emergency
17:59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:59:00 <Bastardly_One> last time the triage nurse thought I collapsed a lung again
18:00:00 <Bastardly_One> she seemed almost disappointed I didn't
18:00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00:00 <TheRon> i thought they'd just go oh no not this guy again
18:01:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, it's not a regular occurance but they do know of me
18:01:00 <Bastardly_One> some days though makes think I know how I die
18:01:00 <TheRon> how much to get a tank of oxygen at home on standby?
18:01:00 <Bastardly_One> choking to death ... catch me on the right day you could kill me easy :P
18:01:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... it's not that dramatic
18:02:00 <Bastardly_One> just the odd day I must overdo it the day before or something
18:02:00 <Bastardly_One> as I can wake up like utter shit
18:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw one guy the other day like that though
18:03:00 <Bastardly_One> an old guy and he seems to live up the peel st hill ... that'd hurt I'd think
18:03:00 <faux> Lmao tony dumb dumb
18:03:00 <TheRon> in the polls nobody likes the prick'
18:04:00 <Bastardly_One> far out, it is only 6pm really?
18:04:00 <TheRon> yep
18:04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and look at the opposite choice
18:04:00 <Bastardly_One> Bill hasn't much of a clue either
18:04:00 <TheRon> i'm usually like that after a six pack in the arvo
18:04:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I had an afternoon of
18:04:00 <Bastardly_One> well none of ya business
18:04:00 <TheRon> i reckon there could be someone on the backbench we could all like
18:05:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I think I might finally be in a good mood
18:05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:05:00 <Bastardly_One> no reason I'd go to mornington really otherwise
18:05:00 <TheRon> what's there?
18:05:00 <Bastardly_One> the twin wench
18:06:00 <TheRon> sister
18:06:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine a female version of me
18:06:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, non related but just very similar people
18:06:00 <TheRon> occasionally you have to spend the day with a sibling'
18:06:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a subby ... work out the rest ;)
18:07:00 <Bastardly_One> on another note
18:07:00 <Bastardly_One> damn Clutch are good
18:07:00 <TheRon> so are redgum
18:07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and I bet you only know one song
18:08:00 <TheRon> how'd you guess
18:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I quite like folk shit
18:08:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't mind the albums
18:08:00 <TheRon> the waifs
18:08:00 <Bastardly_One> bit too poppy for moi those guys
18:08:00 <Bastardly_One> but yah
18:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I love shit like this
18:09:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au30c9ZMIPg
18:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Pogues With The Dubliners (Jul 2, 2006) 4:11 - Category: Music - 6,790,199 - 12,885 likes (97.4%), 348 dislikes (2.6%)
18:10:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=xvaEJzoaYZk
18:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Earle - Copperhead Road (Oct 6, 2009) - Category: Music - 14,620,193 - 41,862 likes (97%), 1,308 dislikes (3%)
18:11:00 <Fez> Rednex
18:11:00 <TheRon> what?
18:11:00 <Bastardly_One> The Pogues are mad
18:12:00 <TheRon> remember when the corrs were hot
18:13:00 <TheRon> i grew up in the country and steve earl is the closest i get to country music
18:14:00 <Bastardly_One> woot!
18:14:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzHGTIPl310
18:14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Pogues - Sally MacLennane - Live 1985 (Date not found) 2:55 - Category: Music - 13,051 - 39 likes (97.5%), 1 dislikes (2.5%)
18:15:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Jj4nJ1YEAp4
18:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kenny Rogers - The Gambler [Original Video-Edit] 1978 (Date not found) 3:32 - Category: Music - 3,006,291 - 11,968 likes (97.7%), 284 dislikes (2.3%)
18:23:00 <TheRon> hello
18:25:00 <devobyl> omglaikhi, i'm an 18 year old girl, who wants to sex me up?!
18:25:00 <TheRon> i need to check id
18:25:00 <devobyl> here's my tits
18:26:00 <TheRon> her id said she was 18 your honour
18:26:00 <SexParlour> np: [Chance The Rapper - Acid Rap (V0)][04 - Juice.mp3]
18:26:00 <TheRon> does the id defence fly?
18:27:00 <SexParlour> RIP DOC NEESON
18:27:00 <TheRon> indeed
18:27:00 <TheRon> take a long line for doc neeson
18:27:00 <TheRon> see what i did ther
18:27:00 <SexParlour> yah man
18:27:00 <SexParlour> that dude is a fucking legend
18:28:00 <devobyl> my name's rolf harris
18:28:00 <SexParlour> wobble board
18:28:00 <SexParlour> that cunt is prolly gonna go away
18:28:00 <TheRon> can we get rolf harris a baby real quick
18:28:00 <SexParlour> lulz
18:30:00 <TheRon> hey look rolf harris is still an aledged baby raper
18:31:00 <TheRon> maybe he's innocent
18:31:00 <SexParlour> np: [Mr. Carmack - Dimebag (2014)][04 - Move Like Lions Do.mp3]
18:32:00 <milk> well, he is rich
18:32:00 <TheRon> i dunno what happened do you?
18:32:00 <milk> jury is still out?
18:32:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:33:00 <TheRon> sure he's a bit creepy
18:37:00 <TheRon> hello
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> had a power blackout
18:38:00 <TheRon> damn
18:38:00 <TheRon> nothing here
18:39:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky you
18:39:00 <TheRon> the rains are here though
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is a tad wet at the moment
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that was gonna hit just before I got to Ballarat
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> looked like it from Ballan or so
18:42:00 <TheRon> billy joel - tell her about it
18:45:00 <Mew> captain jack will get you high tonighr
18:45:00 <Mew> t
18:45:00 <TheRon> and take you to a special island
18:46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never drank Capt Jack
18:46:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I'm missing out
18:46:00 <TheRon> your sisters gone out, she's on a date, while you just sit at home and masturbate
18:46:00 <milk> cool, did your sister go on a date with a chick?
18:47:00 <Mew> captain jack is a drink?
18:47:00 <TheRon> how do you get high off a drink?
18:47:00 <Mew> ive heard of captain morgan
18:47:00 <Bastardly_One> ooops!
18:47:00 <Mew> inject it
18:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I shoosh now
18:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you're right Mew
18:49:00 <Bastardly_One> what a cool praying mantis pic
18:49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://ketenewplymouth.peoplesnetworknz.info/image_files/0000/0001/8529/Miomantis_caffra.African_Praying_mantis-8.JPG
18:49:00 <TheRon> bruce springsteen - jungleland
18:53:00 <TheRon> mew only the good die you
18:53:00 <TheRon> thats what i said
18:53:00 <TheRon> young'
19:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> m yea dinner almost done
19:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> unf unf hungry
19:02:00 <devobyl> whats for dinner
19:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> traditional carbonara :P
19:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> no cream, egg and parmesan
19:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
19:03:00 <devobyl> healthy
19:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> only enough for one serve yo
19:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's winter! :P
19:04:00 <devobyl> oh yeah, its been winter for 4 days now. ha.
19:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
19:28:00 <devobyl> I LOVE COCK
19:56:00 <PandasDontDrive> cock cock cock
19:58:00 <[Maverick]> stoned and watching Roadhouse
19:58:00 <[Maverick]> best
19:58:00 <Rak> stoned and watching cosmos
20:00:00 <TheRiddler> like peter griffin
20:08:00 <Skirmish> It's very slow in here tonight.
20:15:00 <Serenity> DA OPZ KILD IT
20:15:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrCWy2hK5yM
20:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy - full throttle (Oct 28, 2009) 5:05 - Category: Music - 262,188 - 783 likes (98%), 16 dislikes (2%)
20:16:00 <Defunct> our moon in orbit
20:18:00 <Serenity> ive unbanned a few people so lets see how that goes
20:18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolol
20:18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ban me and ill smash ur scream collection! lols <3 :( soz soz
20:18:00 <Serenity> ill cut u open wearing my ghostface mask babes
20:19:00 <PandasDontDrive> HOT
20:19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
20:19:00 <Defunct> eggiweggs, I think I'd like to Smash 'em!
20:19:00 <Skirmish> Like who?
20:20:00 <Defunct> 'No time for the old in-out love, I'm just here to read the meter'
20:21:00 <simba> lol
20:21:00 <simba> clockwork
20:21:00 <simba> so did mentalson get banned
20:21:00 <simba> jo
20:22:00 <PandasDontDrive> A Clockwork Simba
20:22:00 <simba> 18:46:27 * KeepinItReal4ThaStreets ([email protected]) Quit (Ping timeout: 121 seconds)
20:22:00 <simba> mentalsons new addy
20:22:00 <PandasDontDrive> A Panda Black
20:22:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh thats who was chattin with me about games
20:22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
20:22:00 <simba> thats my fav film quote that
20:23:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha my favourite is from a very very old movie, Hitchcocks last English film lol
20:23:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/QtNzf.jpg
20:24:00 <simba> why would someone do that?
20:24:00 <PandasDontDrive> "What do you want? A spectacle! Well you shall have it and tell your children when the Great Age ended! Say goodbye to Pengalon."
20:24:00 <PandasDontDrive> something like that <3 Charles Laughton
20:24:00 <Serenity> someone make this rice cook faster
20:25:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvw-y-bpVwU
20:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sheppard - Geronimo (Official Video Clip) (This video contains content not available in your country.) - Category: Music - -
20:27:00 <simba> and if the devil is 6 then ChanOP is 7
20:28:00 <Fez> 8 is ya mate
20:28:00 <Defunct> Bombs away, bombs away
20:33:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbv6VuFjNjs
20:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy - Speedway (Theme from Fastlane) (Oct 28, 2009) 8:57 - Category: Music - 218,109 - 585 likes (98.5%), 9 dislikes (1.5%)
20:42:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> keepin it reallllllllllllllllll
20:42:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> for da STREETS
20:46:00 <TheRiddler> everyone read about the changes to the salary n spending for AFL
20:49:00 <Skirmish> I noticed a headline that said that the governing body for AFL needs to pay more attention to the weaker clubs instead of just the strong performers ... that's about as much as I was interested in seeing.
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> they're planning to change the salary cap to a soft cap but making football department spending soft capped aswell
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> also
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> they are going to lessen the amount clubs get from AFL that have a bigger profit margin
20:57:00 <TheRiddler> or such
20:59:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Skirmish is an unemployed Store Man
21:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> hwo good are gloves!!
21:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> fingerless gloves ehehe
21:00:00 <Skirmish> How can I be unemployed if I am a store man?
21:00:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> because you store men
21:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> pretend store man lol like when Jerry Seinfeld is mistaken for a store man in that chemist
21:00:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
21:01:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Pandas u playin spiderman 2?
21:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol no
21:01:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> what about Gotham Knights
21:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> though new info, I am getting watch dogs edition with the statue on fri or sat as a bday present
21:01:00 <PandasDontDrive> gotham knight and the division have been pushed back to next yr
21:02:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> holy shit
21:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> so said friend at EB games earlier yer
21:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> Destiny is going to be amazing, check that out :P
21:02:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> do the have augmented graphics?
21:02:00 <[Maverick]> B1-not-here is still there
21:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> augmented graphics?
21:02:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> yes mate
21:02:00 <PandasDontDrive> how do you mean?
21:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> like u can see shit in real
21:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> 4D kinda
21:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> no such thing as augmented reality on the market yet
21:03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> if u got the money u can get it mate
21:03:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's not even true 3D available
21:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> prototype shit isnt worth buying
21:04:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> bullshit
21:04:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wouldnt even buy a 3D tv unless it just happens to be a feature, wouldnt buy it for 3D
21:06:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Apple TV
21:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> everything right now, 3D is just novelty
21:07:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> bullshit
21:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's like how Kinect with 360 was novelty
21:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> introducing a product to see how it fares in the market
21:07:00 <simba> did you get a new connection mentalson
21:07:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> no they did that for profits
21:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> give it a good 7 yrs and hopefully we'll have in depth 3D tvs
21:07:00 <simba> attn mental ' KeepinItReal4ThaStreets ' son
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> most new tvs now have 3d
21:07:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i disagree
21:07:00 <PandasDontDrive> but I have no interest in augmented reality shit
21:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah RIddler, that's what I was trying to get at in a previous comment, even if it has 3d i wouldnt get it for 3d
21:08:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i have an augmented tv
21:08:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's 'augmented' about it?
21:08:00 <Mew> are you mental, son?
21:08:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> u dont need the goggles but its still great
21:08:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> pops out @ u
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> curved tvs are the new gimmick now
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> yes it's mentalson Mew
21:09:00 <TheRiddler> also laser projectors
21:09:00 <[Maverick]> TheRiddlers mum is the new gimmick
21:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive been talking about curved tvs for yeeaaarrs
21:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> wishing they'd come out
21:09:00 <PandasDontDrive> you remember the movie TOYS riddles?
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> they're out but cost too much
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> yes
21:10:00 <PandasDontDrive> didnt the children have curved screens?
21:10:00 <PandasDontDrive> when they thought they were gaming, but it was real lol
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> do not remember
21:10:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmz
21:12:00 <PandasDontDrive> WOO HOO first time in four play throughs of rdr i didnt lose a cow over the cliff LOL!
21:13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I would like a wider widescreen tv.
21:14:00 <PandasDontDrive> for gaming and movies :P
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> I dont think console gaming is optimised for that
21:15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
21:15:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
21:15:00 <TheRiddler> and black bars on alot of movies are there on purpose
21:16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
21:16:00 <PandasDontDrive> I would like to see more when I'm gaming
21:16:00 <Mew> wb jewelie
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> blu-ray movies would be ok
21:17:00 <Mew> me jewelie
21:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> somehow eliminate the problem of 'drift'
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> dvds would be shit
21:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> drift can fuck with my eyes, such as games like bf4
21:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
21:17:00 <PandasDontDrive> dvds should be phased out anyway ffs
21:18:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10325163_1430710973862929_8341911169335651798_n.jpg
21:20:00 <Excessive> 4BUMP
21:21:00 <TheRiddler> if only it was more known
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> hai jewel
21:25:00 <partay> then jewel got a dove tatt on her tit
21:25:00 <jewel> hi TheRiddler
21:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> me jewelie
21:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> are u Ali G's bitch?
21:26:00 <jewel> tatts are for bogans
21:26:00 <jewel> no
21:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> bullshit
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> stfu KeepinItReal4ThaStreets
21:27:00 <jewel> um okies
21:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol jewel
21:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> clueless
21:27:00 <TheRiddler> also that movie is great
21:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> the female Picard.
21:27:00 <jewel> youre clueless you dead brained druggie
21:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> I swear jewel is picard
21:27:00 <Mew> dedbrane
21:27:00 <PandasDontDrive> onlyone that calls me a druggie
21:28:00 <Mew> inane in the dedbrane
21:28:00 <jewel> well you are one
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> membrane
21:28:00 <jewel> what happened to you panda
21:28:00 <PandasDontDrive> well i certainly didnt become a druggie.
21:29:00 <jewel> dead brained alcoholic?
21:29:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
21:29:00 <Mew> i hope its plivent
21:29:00 <Mew> pls be plivent
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:30:00 <TheRiddler> I want a return to ali g
21:30:00 <jewel> ah well
21:30:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont even know who jewel is
21:30:00 <jewel> you do?
21:30:00 <jewel> :)
21:31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol wot
21:31:00 <PandasDontDrive> well i apologise
21:31:00 <partay> hi mew
21:31:00 <jewel> i hope so
21:31:00 <Mew> hi pman
21:31:00 <partay> sup
21:32:00 <Mew> nm u
21:32:00 <Skirmish> Tats are not for bogans in a generalised way. Certain things tattoo'd on people is bogan though.
21:32:00 <partay> Skirmish my point
21:32:00 <Maurice> Like dicks
21:32:00 <partay> Maurice knows
21:32:00 <Mew> like two fairies licking a cock?
21:32:00 <Maurice> Lol yes
21:32:00 <Maurice> That was on bogan hunters
21:33:00 <Maurice> They met the chick
21:33:00 <jewel> ill just get some ink in my skin
21:33:00 <partay> lol
21:33:00 <partay> jewel youre dodgy
21:33:00 <Mew> oh no shit
21:33:00 <Mew> i saw it online somewhere
21:33:00 <Mew> ages ago tho
21:33:00 <Maurice> Cam was looking at it 'I don't get it' until I explained it looked like a butterfly until you looked closer
21:33:00 <partay> mew how are my mewbs tonight ?
21:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to get my next piece on my bicep done
21:33:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol mewbs
21:33:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope it hurts crazy good
21:34:00 <Maurice> http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/2357/trampstamp1.jpg
21:34:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive you need guns to get tatts on your bicep
21:34:00 <Mew> theyre lovely p-tay
21:34:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> pig-play?
21:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have guns
21:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:34:00 <Mew> thx4enquiring
21:34:00 <partay> not boney mr burns like girly arms
21:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol im not skinny anymore
21:34:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
21:34:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive no u dont
21:34:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Mewbs why so serious honey
21:34:00 <partay> not bingo wongs either
21:34:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> show us the Mewbies now
21:34:00 <jewel> panda is adorable cuddly panda
21:34:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> we wish to see
21:34:00 <Maurice> WONGS
21:34:00 <partay> wings*
21:34:00 <partay> LOL
21:35:00 <Maurice> Bingo wangs
21:35:00 <partay> i have abingo wing
21:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
21:35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol partay how would u know bro
21:35:00 <partay> for anyone with any class this is a cool vid
21:35:00 <Fez> Partays wang has done a few miles
21:35:00 <partay> http://sfglobe.com/?id=915&src=share_fb_new_915
21:36:00 <partay> Fez actually its got low k's
21:36:00 <Fez> True
21:36:00 <Fez> I thought u was pussy master
21:36:00 <Maurice> Few thousand*
21:37:00 <partay> didnt gene symonds say he bedded 5000
21:37:00 <partay> i think jack nicolson said that too
21:37:00 <jewel> gross
21:37:00 <partay> im a tad under a few thousand
21:38:00 <Fez> Thats fuck all compared to u isnt it partay
21:38:00 <partay> lol
21:38:00 <Fez> Oh
21:38:00 <Fez> Not even 4 figures?
21:38:00 <jewel> partay is the man
21:38:00 <jewel> or woman?
21:38:00 <partay> nah not as many as pictard .. hes apparently the pussy master
21:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> gene simmons admitted he hasnt
21:38:00 <Maurice> Gene Simmons did a lie detector about that question
21:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was just for show
21:38:00 <partay> banging models left right and centre he said
21:38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
21:38:00 <Maurice> He said he hasn't 'made love' to that many
21:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> he never cheated on his gf
21:39:00 <Maurice> But I bet he sure as hell fucked them stupid
21:39:00 <partay> lol
21:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> thats fkn twenty yrs of LYING
21:39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:40:00 <Fez> Genes cool
21:40:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive im going to help you out
21:40:00 <partay> http://airows.com/45-ultimate-tips-for-men/
21:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant click it
21:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> restricted
21:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont need help O_O
21:41:00 <partay> parental locks
21:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol no telstra
21:41:00 <PandasDontDrive> bill i didnt know i had, n didnt pay
21:42:00 <jewel> yes Panda does not need help in that department
21:42:00 <partay> oh course, yu didnt know you had the internet on
21:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant use mirc
21:42:00 <PandasDontDrive> can*
21:42:00 <Maurice> Now I feel well equipped to pick up chicks
21:42:00 <partay> Maurice you could pick up more chicks than the guys in here
21:43:00 <Maurice> That's because of my impressive biceps and lifting ability
21:43:00 <Skirmish> I thought it was because you could clap with your ass cheeks.
21:43:00 <Maurice> Thats only on the 2nd date
21:44:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive doesnt get a second date
21:44:00 <Skirmish> Has anyone else started to think of PandasDontDrive as Howard out of the Big Bang Theory?
21:44:00 <Fez> I dont get a first..
21:45:00 <PandasDontDrive> partay what's with picking on me?
21:45:00 <Maurice> Whys everybody always picking on me
21:45:00 <Maurice> Because you look like a girl and you sit when you pee
21:46:00 <Doodle> lolol
21:46:00 <Doodle> jewel can you send me a pic of your boobs pls
21:46:00 <Doodle> ta
21:46:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
21:46:00 <Fez> Becuase your only friend id the lunch lady
21:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's because Picard isn't here for him to hate
21:47:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive cos pictard isnt here
21:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^ lolz
21:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> thort so ;)
21:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> and we are glad
21:47:00 <partay> yes
21:47:00 <partay> we are
21:47:00 <Defunct> because nobody likes you.. something boy
21:47:00 <Defunct> who can fill that quote for me?
21:47:00 <Maurice> Monkey
21:47:00 <Defunct> ah that's it
21:47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Dingus?
21:47:00 <jewel> Doodle no send me a pic of your penis
21:48:00 <partay> Doodle can you send me a pic of jewels boobs pls
21:48:00 <jewel> or doodle
21:48:00 <robot> Maurice is a monkey
21:48:00 <jewel> lol
21:48:00 <partay> robot.. is here.. everyone stand
21:48:00 <Doodle> ok
21:48:00 <Doodle> hang on
21:48:00 <Doodle> hard or soft
21:48:00 <jewel> both
21:48:00 <Maurice> It's hard now
21:48:00 <Doodle> lol no
21:48:00 <partay> i mean who doesnt irc nude ?
21:48:00 <Maurice> I got called a psychopath today because robot made a rape joke
21:49:00 <Doodle> one or the other jewel
21:49:00 <robot> to be fair, you rape people and are a psychopath
21:49:00 <Maurice> Thats neither here nor there
21:49:00 <jewel> Doodle both
21:49:00 <Maurice> I didn't start it
21:49:00 <Doodle> how about neither then
21:49:00 <Skirmish> I heard jewel sent Longie a picture of her tits when she used to continually stalk him in PM.
21:50:00 <Skirmish> Ask him to share.
21:50:00 <partay> Doodle jewel so you do the penis for boob deal ?
21:50:00 <Doodle> nobody ever stalks me
21:50:00 <jewel> as if
21:50:00 <Doodle> ofc
21:50:00 <Doodle> its only fair
21:50:00 <Maurice> Consider yourself stalked, Doodle
21:50:00 <jewel> he was just fun to pm
21:50:00 <Doodle> hotttt
21:50:00 <matrix> Stalking isnt all its made out to be
21:51:00 <partay> Maurice doesnt know but i hacked her pc and now i have everyones penis pic
21:51:00 <jewel> did you throw up after
21:51:00 <Maurice> Shit
21:51:00 <Maurice> I knew I shoul have hidden them better
21:51:00 <Maurice> Should
21:51:00 <Skirmish> Was it fun when he was forced to out you in a public channel to cut it out because he was tired of your messages? Longie doesn't often get pushed to that point.
21:52:00 <partay> Mew 's pc had nothing but vag pics
21:52:00 <Doodle> lol
21:52:00 <Maurice> Doesnt surprise me
21:52:00 <Maurice> Shes a vag hoarder
21:52:00 <Doodle> do you have mine partay?
21:52:00 <Doodle> its the desktop
21:52:00 <partay> it was tiled
21:52:00 <Fez> Where are the boob pics?
21:52:00 <jewel> lol
21:52:00 <Doodle> lol tiled
21:53:00 <Doodle> all the cocksss
21:53:00 <jewel> that would be interesting image
21:53:00 <partay> a sea of doodles
21:53:00 <Skirmish> Fez: Girlfriends begun getting in contact with Serenity explaining that ever since the 4 bewbs went up as channel topic link their partners had empty balls and blisters on their dicks from jacking off to it. They requested the link removed.
21:54:00 <Doodle> lol crikey
21:54:00 <Maurice> Sometimes I just minimise everything to stare at my background
21:54:00 <Maurice> I even set it for Doodles IRC pm box
21:54:00 <Maurice> The background is his tockley
21:54:00 <partay> lol Skirmish
21:54:00 <Doodle> hahaha
21:54:00 <Doodle> tockley
21:55:00 <Maurice> Put your tockley in my smoo
21:55:00 <partay> mew still gets the booby prize
21:55:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh
21:55:00 <smooworm> I am the worm that lives in your smoo
21:55:00 <Doodle> D:
21:55:00 <smooworm> I wiggle and squirm and spit inside you! ahaheaheahe!
21:55:00 <smooworm> is good to be back.
21:55:00 <Fez> Wheres liinda?
21:56:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: A guy I used to work with reckons he was getting into a milf and she said to him "cum in my guts,lover".
21:56:00 <Skirmish> I find that disgusting.
21:56:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Skirmish is an unemployed man that stores men
21:56:00 <Doodle> loool
21:56:00 <Maurice> Eww
21:56:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> he stores men but is a man also
21:56:00 <Doodle> i had a girl say something similar to me once
21:56:00 <Maurice> Was she cut open or something
21:56:00 <Doodle> i was like wait what
21:56:00 <Doodle> ok
21:57:00 <matrix> To each their own I suppose
21:57:00 <Maurice> I like dirty talk, but sometimes it just borders on the ridic
21:57:00 <Doodle> lol yeah
21:59:00 <Fez> Ima throw mud is yer face
22:00:00 <Fez> In
22:00:00 <Doodle> that is dirty
22:01:00 <Fez> Damn straight
22:01:00 <faux> cum in my guts lover
22:01:00 <Fez> Pass
22:01:00 <Doodle> looool
22:01:00 <faux> dewdel <3
22:01:00 <Doodle> <3
22:01:00 <TheRiddler> stores men?
22:01:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCawU6BE8P8 Get turned up to death!
22:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WHEN WILL THE BASS DROP? (ft. Lil Jon) (Date not found) 2:23 - Category: Comedy - 7,670,347 - 83,795 likes (96.6%), 2,912 dislikes (3.4%)
22:01:00 <faux> im eating a mars bar cookie
22:01:00 <TheRiddler> how does 1 store men?
22:02:00 <{LeE}> Booooo
22:02:00 <{LeE}> Hoooooo
22:02:00 <Doodle> nom
22:02:00 <faux> maybe the yummiest thinh ever
22:02:00 <Doodle> hai lee o/
22:02:00 <smooworm> hmm bit boreds
22:02:00 <{LeE}> heya Doodle
22:02:00 <Doodle> whats happening
22:02:00 <{LeE}> not alot just being a mum as always
22:02:00 <Doodle> oh joy
22:03:00 <Doodle> me too
22:03:00 <{LeE}> and hangin with the bf
22:03:00 <{LeE}> ur a mum Doodle?
22:03:00 <{LeE}> since when
22:03:00 <Doodle> same as well
22:03:00 <Doodle> since rooster came to live here
22:03:00 <{LeE}> what now ur gay
22:03:00 <{LeE}> omfg
22:03:00 <Doodle> no
22:03:00 <Doodle> my bf is tho
22:03:00 <{LeE}> lol what now
22:03:00 <{LeE}> O_o
22:03:00 <{LeE}> rooster
22:03:00 <{LeE}> ??
22:03:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
22:03:00 <Doodle> cat
22:04:00 <{LeE}> cockadoodledooooo
22:04:00 <{LeE}> oh ur cat
22:04:00 <{LeE}> i see lols
22:04:00 <Doodle> teehehehehe
22:04:00 <{LeE}> :P smart ass
22:04:00 <{LeE}> wish this rain would fuck off
22:04:00 <Skirmish> I am starting to believe your bf is fake Lee because when you're interacting with him you are on here.
22:04:00 <Doodle> maybe she is on his lap
22:05:00 <{LeE}> omg typing im so slow at it now gah
22:05:00 <{LeE}> he's playing the PS3 i thought id leave him to it
22:05:00 <Skirmish> Is this one a higher quality human being than kunny?
22:05:00 <Maurice> Shes riding him while typing
22:06:00 <Doodle> hot
22:06:00 <{LeE}> Skirmish lol he's nothing like him
22:06:00 <{LeE}> lol Maurice
22:06:00 <Skirmish> Does he have a job or is he about to be a worker in the governments green army?
22:07:00 <{LeE}> wtf is green army
22:07:00 <Doodle> all the pot smokers are going to war
22:07:00 <Skirmish> The government pays below minimum wage to the unemployed to get them to go around planting trees to save the planet.
22:07:00 <{LeE}> he's looking for work
22:07:00 <{LeE}> hes not a pot smoker
22:07:00 <Maurice> War over the black lighter
22:08:00 <Doodle> lol
22:08:00 <Maurice> Because pink is a poofs colour
22:08:00 <Doodle> amen
22:08:00 <{LeE}> id plant trees
22:08:00 <Maurice> The girl in woolies asked me what colour lighter I wanted
22:08:00 <robot> what a BITCH
22:08:00 <Maurice> I'm not 18, I don't give a fuck about the colour, just give me any
22:08:00 <{LeE}> my typing is pink
22:08:00 <Doodle> once you go black
22:08:00 <{LeE}> its so hot
22:08:00 <Maurice> You DO go back
22:08:00 <Doodle> lolol
22:08:00 <Maurice> In penis form anyway
22:08:00 <Doodle> well
22:08:00 <Doodle> you do
22:08:00 <{LeE}> lol
22:08:00 <Maurice> Never again unless I had proof upfront
22:08:00 <Skirmish> CAN YOU FOR LIKE ONE SECOND ..... STOP BEING A FUCKWIT?
22:08:00 <Maurice> NO, I CAN'T
22:09:00 <Skirmish> ciggy butt braaaaaain.
22:09:00 <Maurice> Looks legit, lets go
22:09:00 <Doodle> ok
22:09:00 <Doodle> ever fucked a golliwog
22:09:00 <{LeE}> whos being a fuckwit
22:09:00 <Maurice> No, but I'm looking forward to it
22:09:00 <Maurice> My child has a toy golliwog, it's name is Jimmie
22:09:00 <Maurice> Such a nigger name
22:09:00 <{LeE}> i ether need to poo or fart
22:09:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XafWpTtr1i0&feature=kp <==== Lee
22:09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CIGGY BUTT BRAIN TRAIN STATION (Date not found) 2:33 - Category: Music - 60,936 - 194 likes (78.5%), 53 dislikes (21.5%)
22:09:00 <{LeE}> fuck this is annoying
22:09:00 <Doodle> good grief
22:10:00 <{LeE}> Skirmish what
22:10:00 <{LeE}> i cbf
22:10:00 <matrix> Just do it {LeE} and find out
22:10:00 <{LeE}> i asked who was being a fuckwit i didnt ask for a youtube clip
22:10:00 <{LeE}> matrix who is u
22:10:00 <Doodle> i am
22:11:00 <{LeE}> oh
22:11:00 <Skirmish> It explains what I said Lee.
22:11:00 <{LeE}> no ur not
22:11:00 <matrix> Do I need to be anyone?
22:11:00 <{LeE}> Skirmish i so cbf
22:11:00 <Maurice> Good lord, {LeE}, keep up
22:11:00 <{LeE}> i forget what u even said
22:11:00 <{LeE}> well typed
22:11:00 <Maurice> You're so far behind you're in 2012
22:11:00 <Doodle> KEVIN 07
22:11:00 <Doodle> wooooooooooooooo
22:11:00 <jewel> aw kevin
22:11:00 <jewel> he is my man
22:11:00 <jewel> i love him
22:12:00 <{LeE}> so sorry
22:12:00 <Doodle> little kev
22:12:00 <robot> i met kev
22:12:00 <Skirmish> This is a bit disturbing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvSpZuVjCTk
22:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LETS GET FUCKING DRUNK (Date not found) 1:55 - Category: Science &amp; Technology - 71,081 - 252 likes (77.1%), 75 dislikes (22.9%)
22:12:00 <{LeE}> Maurice i cant keep up my mind is blaa my head is killing me
22:12:00 <jewel> aw did you
22:12:00 <jewel> he is such a lovely man
22:12:00 <{LeE}> i havent been on here in ages so finding it hard to type fast
22:13:00 <{LeE}> i feel weak as a mother fucking bitch yoooooooooo
22:13:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
22:13:00 <{LeE}> nice one
22:13:00 <Excessive> \o.
22:14:00 <{LeE}> yoyo
22:14:00 <smooworm> worry less about typing fast
22:14:00 <{LeE}> lol smooworm
22:15:00 <{LeE}> nice nick
22:15:00 <smooworm> its not a new nick
22:15:00 <smooworm> its years old
22:16:00 <{LeE}> lol well i dont remember it
22:16:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bj-MNQdVOc <------ LOL
22:16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DIRTY DISNEY MOMENTS 2- HIDDEN MESSAGES (Date not found) 1:13 - Category: Comedy - 1,693,909 - 2,739 likes (65.7%), 1,427 dislikes (34.3%)
22:17:00 <milk> watch this...
22:18:00 <fawks> LOL @ the end https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=685616454794750
22:18:00 <{LeE}> ohai there fawks
22:18:00 <fawks> hey
22:18:00 <{LeE}> how u been sweet cheeks
22:20:00 <fawks> pretty good thanks
22:20:00 <fawks> yourself?
22:20:00 <robot> FORKS
22:20:00 <Doodle> mm fawks's cheeks
22:20:00 <{LeE}> thats good i'm great thanx
22:20:00 <robot> FORKS REMINDS ME OF FOOD
22:20:00 <robot> IM SO HUNGEE
22:20:00 <fawks> wtf
22:20:00 <{LeE}> lol robot
22:20:00 <couleurs> good thank's every one n u?
22:20:00 <Doodle> couleurs!
22:20:00 <couleurs> Hi Datsun
22:20:00 <Doodle> sun of dat
22:21:00 <{LeE}> sun of dat son
22:21:00 <{LeE}> someone go fetch me some cookies n cream ice cream k go thanx
22:21:00 <couleurs> ok
22:22:00 <smooworm> get some chocolate and honey nougat ice cream
22:22:00 <{LeE}> QUICK GO RUN I NEEEEED IT NOW THANX
22:22:00 <{LeE}> nooooooooooooooo
22:31:00 <smooworm> "Are we reallyin livin' anyway? Do you exist outside my mind? Maybe we're both having the same dream and when we wake up we'll die?"
22:31:00 <smooworm> lols
22:32:00 <doctor> nope
22:32:00 <doctor> i'm just part of your personality you occasionally communicate within a text document
22:33:00 <smooworm> :D
22:33:00 <smooworm> ilu
22:33:00 <Skirmish> Everyone needs to get onto spotify or whatever they want to use and listen to the new track from deadmau5 - Seeya.
22:33:00 <smooworm> hmm spose ill have a cig
22:34:00 <smooworm> i like deadmau5 as a person
22:34:00 <smooworm> but no point making old music
22:34:00 <{LeE}> yuckkkkkkkkkk
22:34:00 <Skirmish> My son and I both like him.
22:35:00 <{LeE}> if i even smell smoke i need to pewk
22:36:00 <Fez> Youd be a shit fireperson
22:37:00 <{LeE}> i ment ciggies
22:37:00 <{LeE}> not fires
22:37:00 <{LeE}> how the fuck are ya cunt where u come from
22:37:00 <{LeE}> spliff?
22:38:00 <Excessive> joint*
22:38:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwwww
22:38:00 <{LeE}> go away from me
22:39:00 <Excessive> u don't liek teh parteh lief?
22:39:00 <{LeE}> im a mother
22:39:00 <{LeE}> i grew up long ago
22:39:00 <Excessive> ohai Geoff \o.
22:39:00 <^pHANTOM^> hai
22:39:00 <^pHANTOM^> :D
22:40:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol iBiZa
22:40:00 <Fez> Need a fire to light a cig lee
22:40:00 <{LeE}> i dont smoke any more make me feel sick
22:41:00 <^pHANTOM^> iBiZa: you sound a little like netz
22:41:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
22:41:00 <^pHANTOM^> hai lee
22:42:00 <{LeE}> lol no
22:42:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
22:42:00 <^pHANTOM^> 777
22:42:00 <{LeE}> 99999
22:42:00 <Excessive> silleh 7
22:42:00 <{LeE}> 666
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> 6969
22:42:00 <{LeE}> 6969
22:42:00 <{LeE}> omg
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:42:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol @ 6969
22:42:00 <{LeE}> stop reading my mind
22:42:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:42:00 <{LeE}> asshole
22:42:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol lee
22:43:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184
22:43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bird is the Word! | FAMILY GUY | FOX BROADCASTING (Oct 6, 2008) 1:18 - Category: Entertainment - 75,377,091 - 315,484 likes (97%), 9,713 dislikes (3%)
22:43:00 <{LeE}> my bf does it all the time its l.ike he's in my mind
22:43:00 <{LeE}> or im in his
22:43:00 <^pHANTOM^> lol
22:43:00 <{LeE}> depends on the day
22:45:00 <{LeE}> Bastardly_One
22:45:00 <Bastardly_One> 'ello
22:46:00 <Excessive> welcum ol dude \o.
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> don't all talk at once
22:49:00 <smooworm> gaming
22:49:00 <milk> OMG! OMG! OMG!
22:49:00 <doctor> I'm just watching what other people type
22:49:00 <milk> Guess what I just found out!
22:49:00 <milk> The Tomb of the Unknown Soldier is the entrance to the secret base
22:49:00 <Excessive> 4in down deep to the gravel I'll speak ...... of all the things we've done ......... of how we men live and how we made em bleed n how the clouds black out the sun
22:49:00 <{LeE}> oh soz Bastardly_One chatting away to peeps
22:50:00 <{LeE}> GUESS WHAT
22:50:00 <robot> Maurice
22:50:00 <Maurice> robot
22:50:00 <{LeE}> MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER THAN URS
22:50:00 <robot> i ate a whole packet of crackers
22:50:00 <{LeE}> yummm
22:50:00 <smooworm> yum
22:51:00 <Bastardly_One> ritz?
22:51:00 <smooworm> i haz some mozzarella wrapped around proscuto ive been putting on crackers
22:51:00 <couleurs> pics
22:51:00 <Mew> how do you wrap mozarella
22:51:00 <Skirmish> http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-6899.html <--- Simba?
22:51:00 <smooworm> you buy it that way Mew
22:51:00 <{LeE}> Mew pew pew
22:51:00 <smooworm> :P
22:52:00 <Mew> woah hi lee
22:52:00 <Mew> wb
22:52:00 <{LeE}> hey dude
22:52:00 <{LeE}> thanx
22:52:00 <{LeE}> how the fuck are ya
22:52:00 <Mew> sweeeet u?
22:52:00 <{LeE}> awesome thanx
22:53:00 <{LeE}> i should be going to bed as its past my bed time but my head is killin me
22:53:00 <Mew> you need a good hard dicking
22:53:00 <jewel> lol
22:53:00 <Excessive> a gd stiff rewt
22:53:00 <Fez> 2 even
22:53:00 <{LeE}> Mew i get one most nights
22:54:00 <{LeE}> or more than once a day
22:54:00 <Fez> Why not 2?
22:54:00 <{LeE}> some times 3 or 4
22:54:00 <Fez> A night?
22:55:00 <{LeE}> we have sex during the day time too and some times in the morning its not always at night
22:55:00 <jewel> great...............
22:55:00 <smooworm> O_O
22:55:00 <smooworm> cool....
22:55:00 <smooworm> lol
22:55:00 <Fez> Sex?
22:55:00 <jewel> lol
22:55:00 <smooworm> never heard of sex before
22:55:00 <{LeE}> yes SEX
22:55:00 <{LeE}> omg
22:56:00 <Fez> I thought you meant coffees
22:56:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwww
22:56:00 <Mew> has mel moved back in yet lee?
22:56:00 <Fez> U r
22:56:00 <{LeE}> yuck i dont drink coffee
22:56:00 <{LeE}> Mew??
22:56:00 <{LeE}> i am what
22:56:00 <smooworm> greek/turkish coffee <3
22:56:00 <smooworm> moroccan <3
22:56:00 <Fez> Derp
22:56:00 <Skirmish> http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-4356.html
22:56:00 <{LeE}> strange ppl
22:57:00 <{LeE}> O_O
22:57:00 <Fez> Only u
22:58:00 <{LeE}> thanx
22:58:00 <Fez> Np
22:58:00 <{LeE}> :D proud of it
22:58:00 <Fez> I bet
22:58:00 <{LeE}> glad i aint normal coz wtf is normal
22:58:00 <{LeE}> i bet that be boring as bat shit
22:58:00 <Fez> Dunno u bought it up
22:58:00 <{LeE}> i know ay
22:59:00 <Fez> You do?
22:59:00 <{LeE}> yeah bro
22:59:00 <Fez> Bro?
22:59:00 <{LeE}> O_O
22:59:00 <Fez> We related?
22:59:00 <{LeE}> nah man
22:59:00 <Fez> Oh
22:59:00 <{LeE}> fuck no
22:59:00 <{LeE}> no idea who u even are
22:59:00 <Fez> You black?
23:00:00 <Fez> Hmmm
23:00:00 <{LeE}> im female
23:00:00 <Fez> Idk then
23:00:00 <Fez> Are you
23:00:00 <{LeE}> im white
23:00:00 <matrix> Female and awesome
23:00:00 <matrix> :-)
23:00:00 <{LeE}> but i tan fucking good yooooooooooo
23:00:00 <{LeE}> lol ta
23:00:00 <Fez> You can be fem and black
23:00:00 <{LeE}> i could be
23:00:00 <{LeE}> but i aint
23:00:00 <matrix> She could when she tans though .....
23:00:00 <{LeE}> if i was male id be hell worried
23:00:00 <{LeE}> make me gay
23:01:00 <matrix> Sorry that wss bad
23:01:00 <{LeE}> lol matrix
23:01:00 <{LeE}> ramitupyaho
23:01:00 <Doodle> D:
23:01:00 <Mew> bring ur bf on irc
23:01:00 <{LeE}> y
23:02:00 <Mew> we need fresh meat
23:02:00 <{LeE}> he;s playing PS3
23:02:00 <smooworm> is he hot
23:02:00 <{LeE}> heck no
23:02:00 <Kynetic> ooh
23:02:00 <Kynetic> fresh meat
23:02:00 <smooworm> lol
23:02:00 <{LeE}> hell yeah he's hot
23:02:00 <Mew> tell him irc is better
23:02:00 <{LeE}> i ment heckno to fresh meat
23:02:00 <Doodle> lol
23:02:00 <{LeE}> lol Mew no
23:02:00 <Mew> srsly tho bring him on
23:02:00 <Mew> he might like it!!
23:02:00 <{LeE}> he doesnt
23:02:00 <Fez> Are u embarrassed about him
23:03:00 <{LeE}> no im not
23:03:00 <Doodle> iz he a bad spelr
23:03:00 <Mew> pleeeeeease
23:03:00 <{LeE}> i dont even come on here much any more
23:03:00 <stebie> maybe she's embarrassed about this place
23:03:00 <Mew> spelunker
23:03:00 <stebie> can't blame her
23:03:00 <{LeE}> Doodle no
23:03:00 <Fez> Is he a slow typer
23:03:00 <{LeE}> stebie correct
23:03:00 <jewel> stabieeee
23:03:00 <Kynetic> stebie old chum
23:03:00 <stebie> no offence to you
23:03:00 <stebie> jewel, so you're the real JenniLo?
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you stebie
23:04:00 <{LeE}> ur all bat shit crazy
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> Jenni?
23:04:00 <Doodle> lol
23:04:00 <{LeE}> jenni from the block
23:04:00 <Doodle> is JenniLo hot
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> not *the* caramello Jen?
23:04:00 <Doodle> and does she put out
23:04:00 <stebie> JenniLo from the irc-block
23:04:00 <jewel> dont be fooled by the rocks that i got
23:04:00 <robot> fucking ow bitch
23:04:00 <jewel> yes stabie
23:04:00 <Kynetic> if you think everyone is crazy
23:04:00 <Kynetic> youre probably the crazy one
23:04:00 <Mew> come on lee let him in on the austnet game
23:04:00 <stebie> ^_-
23:04:00 <Doodle> wait caramello jen the texan?
23:04:00 <jewel> jennilo is sexy
23:04:00 <Mew> he will luv et
23:04:00 <stebie> g'day Kynetic o/
23:04:00 <{LeE}> Kynetic i am crazy n he knows it
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that one or not?
23:04:00 <Doodle> i met her
23:04:00 <{LeE}> Mew i did
23:04:00 <Doodle> when i was like 23
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so did I
23:05:00 <{LeE}> like last month
23:05:00 <jewel> thank you :)
23:05:00 <Doodle> and her friend
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> good value
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
23:05:00 <Doodle> cant remember
23:05:00 <stebie> ... texan?
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> she had some hot friends too
23:05:00 <stebie> no idea
23:05:00 <Doodle> did she
23:05:00 <Doodle> the one she brought with her wasnt
23:05:00 <Doodle> but i still did her
23:05:00 <Doodle> KIDDING
23:06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Armand Van Helden - You Don't Know Me.mp3 (3.69MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:01)
23:06:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that chick Vicki who went out with cl0wn?
23:06:00 <Doodle> no
23:06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, well she's a instagram whore now
23:06:00 <{LeE}> O_O really
23:06:00 <Doodle> hotttt
23:07:00 <Doodle> whores r the best
23:07:00 <{LeE}> wow
23:07:00 <smooworm> gives a shit
23:07:00 <Bastardly_One> we do
23:07:00 <smooworm> lol
23:07:00 <Bastardly_One> we're gossiping moles out of boredom
23:07:00 <Doodle> do you remember that cunt PandasDontDrive
23:07:00 <jewel> arent they all
23:07:00 <jewel> sure are
23:07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fucking can't stand that guy
23:08:00 <Skirmish> http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-12441.html <------ This is a text that Mew is likely to send.
23:08:00 <Mew> the bipolar guy?
23:08:00 <Doodle> i heard he likes men
23:08:00 <smooworm> lol
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> you heard right
23:08:00 <smooworm> i heard he is a full on faggot
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> he's so pissed with me since I turned him down
23:08:00 <smooworm> with bipolar
23:08:00 <Doodle> the best kind of faggot
23:08:00 <smooworm> i heard he wanted to root you wearing Saemon's WWE outfits
23:08:00 <Doodle> good grief
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> that was going too far
23:09:00 <smooworm> lol :/
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet he owns some though
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I was nearly ill
23:10:00 <smooworm> hahaha
23:10:00 <smooworm> :( soz
23:10:00 <Doodle> lol
23:10:00 <stebie> B1, yeah i remember vicki
23:10:00 <smooworm> me too
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she's an instagram who-ore now
23:10:00 <smooworm> she was a cow
23:10:00 <Doodle> why dont i remember her
23:10:00 <stebie> hung with her a few times, her and jess and jess
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> she said to say hello if I could be bothered
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> can
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> t
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> be fucked though
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm not
23:11:00 <{LeE}> im off cya's
23:12:00 <Doodle> bai leeeeeeeeeee
23:12:00 <{LeE}> gooodnight have fun
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder whatever happened to that ditz Disturbed Angel?
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> night Lee
23:12:00 <{LeE}> night
23:12:00 <stebie> michelle, was it?
23:12:00 <Mew> cya leelee
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
23:12:00 <stebie> no idea, it's been many many many years
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot her name until you mentioned it
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I might ask Crimson one day
23:12:00 <jewel> is anyone nice in hre at all
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> Crimson Seraph, you'd of met him
23:13:00 <jewel> apart from few ppl
23:13:00 <TheRiddler> just me :p
23:13:00 <Doodle> no
23:13:00 <stebie> jewel, you're shit out of luck if you're expecting nice people
23:13:00 <Doodle> we're all cunts
23:13:00 <stebie> ^
23:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a total cunt
23:13:00 <Doodle> esp me
23:13:00 <Bastardly_One> ask anyone
23:13:00 <stebie> you're no cunt, Doodle
23:13:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm pretty awesome
23:13:00 <jewel> stabie i understand im in the wrong place
23:13:00 <Doodle> ok i'm an ass then
23:13:00 <jewel> except TheRiddler
23:13:00 <stebie> you adore cunt
23:13:00 <Doodle> i sure do
23:13:00 <TheRiddler> yes but I dont have a car :(
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity is going to get her way soon if I have any more vagina hassles
23:14:00 <jewel> TheRiddler what good are you then
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> she's convinced I'm gonna come speak to her in a few years and tell her I'm gay
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:14:00 <Doodle> its ok
23:14:00 <Doodle> we already know
23:14:00 <Doodle> :)
23:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel pretty
23:15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh so pretty!
23:15:00 <stebie> ^
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> out of curiosity
23:16:00 <Doodle> no
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get the blackout earlier?
23:16:00 <stebie> <Bastardly_One> out of bi-curiosity
23:17:00 <jewel> lol
23:17:00 <Doodle> kekeke
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> Only for you stebie <3
23:17:00 <Doodle> i can just imagine Bastardly_One
23:17:00 <stebie> </3
23:17:00 <Doodle> 'it goes WHERE????'
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no comebacks at all either :(
23:18:00 <Bastardly_One> bad choice of words now I think about it
23:18:00 <Doodle> lolol
23:18:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
23:19:00 <couleurs> did eveeryone buy GT66666 snf Fidfiaa today
23:19:00 <Bastardly_One> no
23:19:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> yea
23:19:00 <Doodle> whats snf
23:20:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i dunno
23:20:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> sony no fun
23:20:00 <Doodle> lol
23:20:00 <Doodle> super nintendo fucking
23:20:00 <couleurs> :~)
23:20:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> super nintendo fucking?
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah those cartridge slots
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> PHWOAR!
23:20:00 <Doodle> hot
23:20:00 <Doodle> well
23:20:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> bullshit
23:20:00 <Doodle> warm
23:21:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> they r sexy
23:21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah warm
23:21:00 <Doodle> esp those cartridges you have to blow in
23:21:00 <Doodle> to get them to work ;)
23:21:00 <Skirmish> Keep it PG before KeepinItReal4ThaStreets ends up naked on his parents couch jerking off on webcam.
23:21:00 <Doodle> oh
23:21:00 <Doodle> ok
23:21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ok ... sorry
23:22:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Skirmish wat lol
23:22:00 <Doodle> hott
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think my dealer is trying to kill me
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs yet again*
23:24:00 <Doodle> SI HABLA ESPANOL
23:24:00 <Doodle> oh
23:24:00 <Mew> no espanyol
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> QUE?
23:24:00 <jewel> haha
23:24:00 <jewel> fool
23:25:00 <couleurs> u guys r funy
23:25:00 <Doodle> lol
23:25:00 <Doodle> es muy importante
23:25:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i have my own couch
23:25:00 <smooworm> HAYE CARAMBA
23:25:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i live alone mate
23:25:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i work alone
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> your parents got sick of the semen stains on their's?
23:25:00 <pelican> hi mew
23:25:00 <Doodle> ewwww
23:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i have jizz stains on my keyboard
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I never saw you turn up pelican
23:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> tryin to sell it
23:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i called up the fuckin
23:26:00 <Mew> hi pelican
23:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> t-radio
23:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> tradio
23:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> u know those guys
23:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> on sirius
23:26:00 <Serenity> mentalson
23:26:00 <Serenity> why are you hee
23:26:00 <Mew> ya flamin pelican
23:26:00 <Serenity> here
23:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> look mate
23:26:00 <Serenity> nah nah
23:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i am no this person
23:26:00 <pelican> flamin
23:26:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i come from davis org
23:27:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> new to the chatboards
23:27:00 <Serenity> i came from me mums cunt
23:27:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> show some hospitality im serious
23:27:00 <Doodle> SARAH
23:27:00 <pelican> josh still after ya mew
23:27:00 <Serenity> LOLWOT
23:27:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
23:27:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i got beers
23:27:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> and vodka
23:28:00 <Excessive> orraite ..............
23:28:00 <Excessive> deleted Wayne from a few places
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
23:28:00 <Mew> agoraphobia keeps him at bay pelican
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> s
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> following me the dumb cunt Excessive
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha
23:29:00 <Excessive> do a -id ban fo him the next time he shows up in #sex kthnx
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> hopefully this doesn't get me banned
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:16] <jasper> SUP PEADO
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:17] <jasper> U FUCKED SIMBAS ASSHOLE.
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:18] <jasper> ONLY RETARDS JOIN #MELBOURNE
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:19] <jasper> TOO MANY DEAD FUCKWITZ.
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:20] <jasper> i dont really mind u guys
23:29:00 <Bastardly_One> [23:20] <jasper> but element hes dead
23:29:00 <Doodle> haha
23:29:00 <Doodle> i mean
23:29:00 <Doodle> oh!
23:29:00 <Mew> o dear
23:30:00 <couleurs> cool
23:30:00 <Doodle> well
23:30:00 <Doodle> at least he's calm now
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah
23:32:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Bastardly ONe mate
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> wot m8?
23:32:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Wats cookin
23:32:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna fuckin' go?
23:32:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> no thanks
23:32:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i have girlfriend
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> awwww
23:33:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> your Nickname disturbs me
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's good
23:33:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i dont like foul language
23:33:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> please change it, immediately
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> not my fucking problem cunt
23:34:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i'll make it your problem, cunt
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah?
23:34:00 <couleurs> :p
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> better watch it or I'll be around on me bmx
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> kick ya letter box down m8
23:35:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> stop being abusive Bastardly_One
23:35:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i find it abusive
23:35:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> plz mate
23:35:00 <Serenity> shads is just mad he got made look like a dick
23:36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> keep the obscenities to a minimum
23:36:00 <Bastardly_One> basically Serenity
23:36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> LOL
23:36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Serenity is ultra-cool
23:36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty sad the way he runs into channels at like 3am
23:36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i like Serenity
23:36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Serenity Now
23:36:00 <Bastardly_One> abusing simba and I and then fucking off
23:37:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> thats my motto in life
23:37:00 <Serenity> he floods me at liek 3am when he knows im sleep..
23:37:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> HAHAHAHAHA
23:37:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> wat a loser
23:37:00 <Serenity> shut up dickhead
23:37:00 <Bastardly_One> the nick jasper is disturbing though
23:37:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my son's middle name
23:38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's specifically got three names all wanky like
23:40:00 <smooworm> y
23:40:00 <Skirmish> [23:32] <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i have girlfriend <----- No matter how many times you say it, type it or wish it. It will never be true.
23:40:00 <Serenity> my son has 3 names too
23:40:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Skirmish i find u physically attractive
23:40:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> would u like to engage in sexual intercourse'
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> teague jasper james
23:41:00 <Maurice> So do mine, their first, second and third
23:41:00 <Serenity> thats gay as fuck
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're telling me
23:41:00 <Serenity> ants is awful too though so its ok
23:41:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i didnt tell u anything
23:41:00 <Skirmish> I can completely understand that you would being that I am a fine specimen. You are far from of a grade suitable to even be considered though. So of course the answer is no.
23:41:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunt was going to be called Jasper first
23:41:00 <Mew> what happened to shads that made him rage?
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> meth Mew
23:41:00 <Serenity> hahaha
23:41:00 <Serenity> hes the fattest meth head
23:41:00 <Serenity> ive ever seen
23:41:00 <Mew> lol gd1
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> should I tell him to come in?
23:42:00 <Serenity> he also denied that was in him that pic of Excessive's
23:42:00 <Mew> what happened tho
23:42:00 <Serenity> ITS NOT ME IM NOT EVEN FAT
23:42:00 <Mew> i wasnt on
23:42:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Excessive accidently linked him in a pic and everyone seen for real that he's the fat guy out of the ciggy butt brain cartoon.
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no that's right he's on stebie's ban list
23:42:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Skirmish are u single honey?
23:42:00 <Mew> ahhhh
23:42:00 <stebie> who is?
23:42:00 <Skirmish> KeepinItReal4ThaStreets: Of course I am not.
23:42:00 <stebie> tell me!
23:42:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> we should do lunch
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> shads isnt he?
23:42:00 <stebie> stop keeping things from me
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> we're bored
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
23:42:00 <stebie> i don't care for shads
23:42:00 <Mew> Element so tried to take the glory for it
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> who does?
23:43:00 <stebie> Mew, he always does
23:43:00 <Serenity> it actually has nothing to do with Excessive's accidental linking
23:43:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Bullshit loser
23:43:00 <Mew> backseat hacker
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> he is convinced Element has screwed his machine
23:43:00 <Mew> lmao
23:43:00 <Serenity> he got made look like a pork chop and hes pissed
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> and what was that line?
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> irc is a virus or some shit
23:43:00 <stebie> lol
23:43:00 <Serenity> no idea i havent spoken to him in months
23:43:00 <stebie> wish he'd stay off it then
23:44:00 <Serenity> he just rages away quietly
23:44:00 <Mew> too many glass pipes
23:44:00 <Excessive> I like unbanned him from a few chans in the past
23:45:00 <Excessive> now jus waitin fo him to turn up n I'll do -ba h -id -noexpire
23:45:00 <Serenity> Excessive he says thats not him in your pic
23:45:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
23:45:00 <Excessive> it is him
23:45:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> u ppl r so sexy
23:45:00 <Serenity> i know hes just shitty hes a fatty
23:45:00 <Serenity> ITS NOT EVEN ME IM NOT FAT -shads
23:45:00 <Mew> -ba h -ma h
23:45:00 <Mew> -ya h
23:45:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> sexy people in here
23:45:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i swear
23:46:00 <stebie> -ba h -id -noexpire ? that ban sounds... Excessive.. excessively pointless
23:46:00 <Serenity> ^^
23:46:00 <Serenity> -id -noexpire is adequate
23:46:00 <stebie> yeah
23:46:00 <Serenity> anything else is kind of redundant
23:47:00 <stebie> after i pressed enter, i knew i should've used redundant in place of pointless
23:47:00 <stebie> :P
23:48:00 <Excessive> wait ........... is the -ba switch no longer on?
23:48:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> anyone up for cyber
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ pelican
23:49:00 <stebie> Excessive, your ban says to set both a hostname based ban and a NickOP registered nickname based ban
23:49:00 <Excessive> I mean he changes shit around all the time ......... regs new nix with new hosts etc almost constantly
23:49:00 <stebie> to me, it's either one or the other
23:49:00 <stebie> not both at the same time
23:49:00 <stebie> do two separate bans then
23:49:00 <Excessive> rite
23:50:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152158819782499
23:50:00 <Serenity> if that doesnt make you smile
23:50:00 <Serenity> youre dead inside
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how everyone has been taught from a certain channel though
23:50:00 <stebie> hey, it's possible it works
23:50:00 <stebie> logically speaking, to me it makes no sense
23:50:00 <Serenity> he may change nicks but he is always identified under shadsam
23:50:00 <Serenity> because he is a moron
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't disagree
23:51:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> do u people have anything to live for?
23:51:00 <Serenity> im shocked at the amount of people that dont realise you can have one nick but be identified under another
23:51:00 <Doodle> boobs
23:51:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
23:51:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
23:51:00 <stebie> i know, i'm not refuting the possibility the ban works, on either the -ba h part or the -id part
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that on a telly show recently Serenity
23:51:00 <Serenity> i have tears rolling downmy face
23:51:00 <Serenity> how cute
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> that rudetube or whatever it is
23:51:00 <stebie> usually i just do `ban regnick!* -id
23:52:00 <Serenity> yuh
23:52:00 <Maurice> Have you seen the one of the two kids pinging lackey bands
23:52:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> yuh
23:52:00 <stebie> yeah, what Doodle said
23:52:00 <Doodle> big ones little ones
23:52:00 <stebie> some as big as your head!
23:52:00 <Doodle> :o
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> where?
23:53:00 <stebie> there needs to be a titty wonderland
23:53:00 <stebie> someone go make it so
23:53:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
23:53:00 <Serenity> WHAT
23:53:00 <Doodle> nothing
23:53:00 <stebie> Serenititty
23:54:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ladyhawke - Paris Is Burning .mp3 (4.36MB 160kbps Joint Stereo 3:48)
23:54:00 <Serenity> excuse me
23:54:00 <Serenity> you fuckings cunts
23:54:00 <Doodle> loool
23:54:00 <stebie> lol
23:56:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha
23:56:00 <Serenity> -s
23:56:00 <Serenity> god
23:57:00 <stebie> you fuckings cunt?
23:57:00 <Serenity> yes.
23:57:00 <stebie> gotcha
23:57:00 <stebie> !
23:59:00 <[Maverick]> ROAD HOUSE!
23:59:00 <Serenity> what the fuck
23:59:00 <Serenity> is wrong with you
23:59:00 <stebie> lol
23:59:00 <[Maverick]> hahahah
23:59:00 <[Maverick]> nothing is wrong with me
23:59:00 <[Maverick]> @.@
23:59:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
23:59:00 <stebie> debatable
23:59:00 <stebie> :P
23:59:00 <[Maverick]> shh stebie