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05:00 <fawks> aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhm soreh mistah dub ............. nevah meant to make yah missus crah
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I found an interesting article on murderpedia on that mental bitch
06:00 <Bastardly_One> http://truecrimecases.blogspot.com.au/2012/08/katherine-mary-knight-australias-hanna.html
06:00 <Bastardly_One> australia's hannabil 
11:00 <fawks> im over reading about her
11:00 <fawks> lol
11:00 <fawks> the wiki article was enough
12:00 <fawks> shes like a female ed gein
13:00 <TheRiddler> like the monster of US
14:00 <TheRiddler> which is the name for a serial killer woman
14:00 <TheRiddler> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monster_(2003_film)
14:00 <xm> i read her story. something about living with a guy that kept leaving the toilet seat up then one day she snapped
15:00 <Dark_Weather> mine's never up
15:00 <Dark_Weather> I have like a habbit with puttin it down when I'm done
15:00 <Mew> do you pee sitting down
16:00 <doctor> the price we pay for sharing toilet seats
16:00 <xm> do you have those speedos down onto the floor
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I put both down
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon toilet bowls and the water are a mozzie breeding ground
16:00 <TheRiddler> I put both down too
16:00 <xm> i thought you did it to contain the evil dark spirit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it might of been before
17:00 <Bastardly_One> took 5 goes to flush
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it was possessed
17:00 <TheRiddler> mozzies could breed in a toilet
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they do
17:00 <xm> use a magic wand/toilet brush
17:00 <Bastardly_One> happened at a place in the total country
18:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, was a floatie 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> why are we having this convo?
18:00 <xm> i cant remember who it was
18:00 <xm> it was someone here
18:00 <xm> who had their dead grandad knock on their door
18:00 <xm> think snoopy
18:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like him
18:00 <xm> at least you wouldnt shit in your pants
18:00 <TheRiddler> eek
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was ... you were talking spirits with him one night
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right
19:00 <TheRiddler> reminds me of around the twist
19:00 <xm> TheRiddler: i was thinking that too
19:00 <xm> that was one of the first books i read too
19:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't read the books really
19:00 <TheRiddler> except gizmo
19:00 <TheRiddler> why didn't they turn that into a show or movie
20:00 <xm> im an old bastard so this was years before the TV series
20:00 <xm> im not sure what Gizmo is?
20:00 <TheRiddler> oh I did read the fox 1
21:00 <Bastardly_One> back in a sec
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a strange noise 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *goes to see*
21:00 <TheRiddler> gizmo was about a round device that did things
21:00 <TheRiddler> was it your grandad?
21:00 <TheRiddler> :p
22:00 <TheRiddler> It was different each book for gizmo
22:00 <Bastardly_One> probably the possum or whatever it is in the roof
22:00 <TheRiddler> I think it mainly made things disappear
22:00 <xm> they need to put a cat and a possum in a boxing ring
22:00 <Maurice> Foxy stoat? Yeahhh, it's got a ring to it.. foxy stoat seeks pig.. SHUT UP EDDIE'
22:00 <xm> who would win?
22:00 <xm> possums are pretty tough though from what ive seen
23:00 <xm> but cats are clever
23:00 <xm> tough call
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the possum would
23:00 <TheRiddler> possums aren't predators
23:00 <xm> we dont really get them here
23:00 <xm> TheRiddler: ever seen one?
23:00 <xm> i saw one in Armadale and that was the first/last time
23:00 <Bastardly_One> they might not be predators but when angry or cornered I wouldn't be around one 
23:00 <TheRiddler> yes I saw 1
23:00 <xm> TheRiddler: where?
23:00 <TheRiddler> it was sick n shit tho
24:00 <xm> how sick?
24:00 <TheRiddler> hanging by some stairs
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they're pretty friendly though and not scared of humans ... never feed one though
24:00 <xm> yeah, sick ones might get all defensive and attack
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they will never piss off
24:00 <TheRiddler> huddled in a corner
24:00 <xm> was this in perth?
24:00 <TheRiddler> no albany
24:00 <xm> reall
24:00 <TheRiddler> yes
24:00 <xm> wasnt sure given how cold it is
24:00 <xm> then again melb is cold too
25:00 <TheRiddler> had to call rangers
25:00 <Bastardly_One> damn they're cute though
25:00 <xm> did you call in Ranger Stacey?
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <xm> ok good on ya TheRiddler 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and totally different to american possums
25:00 <TheRiddler> I wasn't the 1 that called
25:00 <TheRiddler> I was with someone at the time
25:00 <Bastardly_One> american possums are ugly and destructive and complete fucks
25:00 <fawks> id bash a dudes skull in for leaving the toilet seat up
25:00 <TheRiddler> yeah an american possum probably has more fight
26:00 <xm> i bet if it died you would have taken it to the taxidermist and had a special request to dye it as Pikachu
26:00 <xm> with a pika pika pose
26:00 <fawks> when i was younger dad used to have mates over some weekends to play cards
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol no
26:00 <fawks> and men are so gross
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
26:00 <fawks> they just piss on the seat
26:00 <fawks> my mum would go insane
26:00 <fawks> loool
26:00 <Bastardly_One> can't you just put the fucking seat down again?
26:00 <TheRiddler> I'm only gross when I'm alone
26:00 <fawks> ew
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> like when *you* go?
26:00 <fawks> im never gross
26:00 <fawks> im so anal
26:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is wrong with you women?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> we have to lift it 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> why can't you look before you sit?
27:00 <Maurice> Hehe anal
27:00 <TheRiddler> otherwise I maintain myself
27:00 <xm> do u lift bro
27:00 <TheRiddler> also I cant stand having the toilet seat up
27:00 <Maurice> My youngest keeps peeing on the seat, I told him if he keeps it up I'm using his toothbrush to clean it
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I got trained big time ... I grew up in an all female household
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the only male in my immediate family
28:00 <xm> how many siblings?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly 2 ... a middle brother ...
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but was mum, me, my sister and my grandmother
29:00 <TheRiddler> besides busting for a shit n having it up means more time to sit on the toilet
30:00 <TheRiddler> :p
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll get the full story on the brother and my father one day 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm officially a bastard
30:00 <Bastardly_One> like on my birth cert
31:00 <fawks> lol Maurice
31:00 <TheRiddler> where as a pissing the toilet seat is better than shitting your pants lol
31:00 <Maurice> Last 2 days have been pee free
31:00 <fawks> ew
31:00 <fawks> if i ever see piss on a toilet seat ill  cry
31:00 <Maurice> Then never have kids
31:00 <fawks> im so happy i live alone
31:00 <Maurice> They're disgusting
31:00 <fawks> lolll
31:00 <fawks> i dont plan to any time soon
31:00 <fawks> so im safe
32:00 <fawks> and mopped and cleaned the toilet
32:00 <TheRiddler> so that's less of a issue 
32:00 <fawks> the ni painted my nails
32:00 <xm> i remember a cruel prank i did on my older sister that did make her cry. i opened one of that black/fatty/oily sachets from those noodle packets and put it on the seat and told the household she shat on it
32:00 <fawks> hooray
32:00 <Bastardly_One> on the birth cert thing though xm ... if you think about it ... I was born in 1969 so I'm sure illegit children were still a big thing back then
32:00 <Maurice> My mat got washed when the kids had a bath
32:00 <Maurice> Splaaaaaaaash
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I was a fucking arsehole to my sister but she tells me that I am lying when I say that
33:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/10470791_10152528791975844_6564713125542161087_n.jpg
33:00 <Maurice> My son said 'Can I push her in?'
33:00 <fawks> i grew up the only child
33:00 <Bastardly_One> what would she remember? she has impaired motor skills and cant remember shit
33:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf is wrong with these cunts http://i.4cdn.org/b/1402496285951.webm
33:00 <fawks> lol cruel child
33:00 <Maurice> I told him no lol
33:00 <Maurice> Even though she likes water
33:00 <Maurice> Cam would have been 'DO IT! I'LL GIVE YOU TWENTY BUCKS'
34:00 <TheRiddler> maybe she had a crush on you :p
34:00 <xm> what's her condition, Bastardly_One ?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ShadowLurker ... the Japanese huh?
34:00 <Maurice> ShadowLurker, wtf is that
34:00 <ShadowLurker> i just
34:00 <ShadowLurker> i um
34:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf
34:00 <fawks> are they getting off on brushing her teeth im so confused
34:00 <ShadowLurker> its weird
35:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, she fell 8 1/2 feet onto solid concrete .. landed on the back of her head she's of been dead
35:00 <xm> is that the one where it looks like the guy has a coconut or ranga head
35:00 <fawks> is there supposed to be sound
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yes faux
35:00 <Maurice> Its like he's trying to fix her gag reflex
35:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares about sound it's disturbing enough
35:00 <ShadowLurker> right
35:00 <fawks> i wanna hear
35:00 <fawks> gosh
35:00 <ShadowLurker> it sounds like
35:00 <fawks> thats like the tamest thing ShadowLurker has ever linked anyway
35:00 <ShadowLurker> shkkshkkshkkoh mm shhkkk
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a sicko subby that gets off on going to the dentist 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> ikr
35:00 <Bastardly_One> BUT
36:00 <ShadowLurker> im just getting fired up
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's ... fucked up
36:00 <Maurice> The smell of the dentist is nice
36:00 <Maurice> Fuck the rest of it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> this woman enjoys the pain
36:00 <Bastardly_One> like moist dentist chair and all ... sicko
36:00 <Maurice> Like.. tattoos and piercings and cutting yourself?..
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess
37:00 <Maurice> I'm 2 out of 3 and heres a hint, I don't have any tattoos
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I know her in the real life scene and we don't really get along
38:00 <TheRiddler> does she orgasm from it?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so I tend not to ask her about her proclavities
38:00 <TheRiddler> like during
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess ... I've seen a vid of a sub in syd
38:00 <Bastardly_One> being masturbated with an old toothbrush
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and decorub
38:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with pain
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and she got off on that 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing ... from a Sadist's POV
39:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
39:00 <Serenity> oh right
39:00 <Maurice> But Doms enjoy dishing it
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but I enjoy it a bit myself too
39:00 <TheRiddler> pain to pleasure
39:00 <Serenity> I mean
39:00 <Bastardly_One> got a very high pain tolerance 
40:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL http://i.4cdn.org/b/1402494605745.webm
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously some bruises are pretty ... ever smashed yourself somehow
40:00 <Serenity> I dont want to look like ive just back talked Chris Brown but.. you know a little bit of rough housing
40:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and thought about the pain later and how you actually enjoyed it?
40:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and looked at a bruise or whatever and thought it was pretty?
40:00 <Serenity> no.
40:00 <Maurice> 'One a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mean is your Dom'
40:00 <ShadowLurker> what if you cant see the bruises
41:00 <Maurice> On*
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Maurice
41:00 <Serenity> loooool
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm stealing that
41:00 <xm> it's sexy to give your lover heart-shaped bruises
41:00 <Maurice> You can piss off
41:00 <Maurice> Bruises are not cool
41:00 <Serenity> tho I've had blaaack bruises before
41:00 <Maurice> Theres a difference
41:00 <Serenity> from.. stuff
41:00 <Maurice> I have one on my shin currently, dunno where it came from
41:00 <Bastardly_One> from ... stuff
41:00 <Maurice> stuff = ShadowLurker
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish I had permission to show you a nice caning pic
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that apparently took 3 weeks for the welts to go down
42:00 <Bastardly_One> very ... artistic
42:00 <xm> reading IRC and walking into a tree branch because someone from #melb did a funny
42:00 <Maurice> Not my thing
42:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't appreciate welts
42:00 <Maurice> Nevermind some that lasted 3 weeks
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I said considering the places they were in I thought she was stupid anyway
43:00 <Bastardly_One> inner thighs is a bit too close to the vag IMO
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of said no to doing it ... I don't trust my co-ordination
44:00 <Serenity> i dont mind slap welts
44:00 <Bastardly_One> then I sit there sometimes and wonder how you get in a mindset of some of them though
44:00 <xm> what if you were a gyno and forgot that you were treating someone and then did a random slap
45:00 <fawks> :|
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean some of it is just straight out consensual abuse
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and that makes you wonder about how stable someone is 
45:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
45:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/HatUS.jpg
45:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One just so you know
45:00 <fawks> nini
46:00 <Serenity> everyones gagging on their own vomit at the thought of you doming right now
46:00 <fawks> rofl
46:00 <Maurice> I really am lol
46:00 <fawks> rofllllllll
46:00 <fawks> she said it exactly how i was thinking it
46:00 <fawks> perfect.
47:00 <Serenity> i had to
47:00 <Serenity> im sorry
47:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't even trust a safe word
47:00 <Bastardly_One> My safeword is Joshua
47:00 <fawks> i looked in and saw "i dont trust my coordination" and choked and died
48:00 <ShadowLurker> anyone get the feeling hes gone full saemon right now. typing away not reading whats going on
48:00 <TheRiddler> clit spanking
48:00 <ShadowLurker> one for faux
48:00 <ShadowLurker> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1402109075390.gif
48:00 <Maurice> Like you've ever seen a clit up close
49:00 <TheRiddler> sezz showed some yesterday :p
50:00 <Maurice> You disgust me
50:00 <xm> my safeword is imshy ala tool, thumma ‘arrij yaminan
53:00 <fawks> rofl xm
56:00 <Doodle> O_o
56:00 <Doodle> freaks
57:00 <Doodle> my safe word is harder
57:00 <Dark_Weather> harder than wat?
57:00 <Maurice> Lol
57:00 <Maurice> We'd have some trouble then
58:00 <Doodle> harder than i diamond in a snowstorm
58:00 <Doodle> *a
58:00 <Dark_Weather> bettah zen zah best
58:00 <Serenity> mmm hard'
59:00 <Doodle> whats the matter sezz
59:00 <Doodle> you getting a stiffie?
59:00 <Serenity> i am
59:00 <Doodle> oer
59:00 <Serenity> i justhad a shower and put my onsie on
59:00 <Maurice> I've already got one
03:00 <Dark_Weather> https://soundcloud.com/muchobravado/calling-all-cars-good-god-1
03:00 <Doodle> onsie
03:00 <Doodle> any relation to fonzie
04:00 <Maurice> I watched that the other day
04:00 <Maurice> He was so whipped by Pinky
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <Doodle> hot
04:00 <Maurice> Tuscadero
05:00 <Doodle> bless you
06:00 <fawks> eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
06:00 <fawks>  - the fonz
06:00 <Doodle> keke
07:00 <fawks> you kno when its cold and you blow air and ... um
07:00 <fawks> smoke comes out
07:00 <fawks> is it smoke
07:00 <fawks> lopl
07:00 <fawks> fog
07:00 <Doodle> no
07:00 <fawks> w/evs
07:00 <fawks> poo
07:00 <Maurice> Poo doesn't come out
07:00 <Doodle> its water vapour
07:00 <fawks> anyway im under a blanket
07:00 <fawks> and is hapening
07:00 <fawks> INSIDE
07:00 <fawks> WHAT THE FUCK
07:00 <Maurice> I'm under a cat
07:00 <Doodle> fuck that put a heater on
07:00 <fawks> like how is that possible
07:00 <Maurice> She keeps drooling on me
08:00 <fawks> that requires movement Doodle
08:00 <Doodle> love portsmouth, love the bloody place. i was the panto king there in the 80s, i did babes in the woods with gary glitter
08:00 <fawks> im in bed
08:00 <Doodle> oer
08:00 <Maurice> LOL
08:00 <Serenity> you need a fluffy unicorn onsie
08:00 <Serenity> like me
08:00 <Doodle> onsie
08:00 <Serenity> yes onesie just looks retarded
08:00 <Doodle> eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
08:00 <Maurice> I have a bee one
08:00 <Maurice> sie
08:00 <Doodle> well onesie is how it's spelt
08:00 <Serenity> i dont care
08:00 <Serenity> its wrong
08:00 <Mew> 1 Z
09:00 <Doodle> onesies are wrong
09:00 <Serenity> are not
09:00 <Serenity> i bet im warmer than a rabbits nut sack right now
09:00 <Doodle> gross
10:00 <Mew> i bought a full length egyptian cotton bath robe the other day
10:00 <Mew> life complete
10:00 <Doodle> god you two are such girls
11:00 <Maurice> I hope it has a hood
11:00 <Maurice> So you can play boxers
11:00 <Serenity> mine has a hood
11:00 <Serenity> it has a horn
11:00 <Doodle> ..
11:00 <Doodle> i have a horn
11:00 <Serenity> :o
11:00 <Serenity> you show me yours and ill show you mine
11:00 <Doodle> you've seen it
12:00 <Maurice> Show me
12:00 <Doodle> you've seen it too
12:00 <Maurice> Show me again
12:00 <Doodle> lol
12:00 <Serenity> i am genuinely outraged by that btw
12:00 <Doodle> what
12:00 <Maurice> By outraged she means aroused
12:00 <Serenity> that you showed her ages before me
12:00 <Maurice> She just spelled it wrong
12:00 <Maurice> LOL
12:00 <Serenity> absolutely gutted
12:00 <Doodle> she doesnt have a bisexual husband
12:00 <Maurice> ^
12:00 <Maurice> Hes just fully gay
12:00 <Serenity> no hes a fully fledged cock eater
12:00 <Doodle> well not that i know of
12:00 <Doodle> hahaha
12:00 <Maurice> Lol snap
13:00 <Serenity> sif i share my pix with ShadowLurker
13:00 <Serenity> that shits mine
13:00 <Maurice> Unlike ShadowLurker who shares with the entire whatsapp group
13:00 <Doodle> looool
13:00 <Serenity> looool
13:00 <Maurice> I think Doodle and Serenity are the same person
13:00 <Maurice> (23:13:49) (Doodle): looool
13:00 <Maurice> (23:13:50) (Serenity): looool
14:00 <Maurice> Coincidence? I think not
14:00 <Doodle> i cant be me sonia and sezz
14:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <ShadowLurker> sezz is banned from eating baked beans
14:00 <ShadowLurker> ever
14:00 <Maurice> Sure you can, send me more dick pics to prove it
14:00 <Doodle> :o
15:00 <Serenity> me2
15:00 <Doodle> FAWKS ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PM JESUS CHRIST
15:00 <Maurice> Wow, Es just told me off for touching her
15:00 <Doodle> I'M A BUSY MAN
15:00 <Maurice> Bitch
15:00 <fawks> omg
15:00 <BlackDevil> she doesnt care about your dick
15:00 <fawks> sorry
15:00 <fawks> im watcghinh house rules
15:00 <Doodle> thats ok sweetcheeks :)
15:00 <Maurice> The rest of us do
15:00 <fawks> looking now
16:00 <Maurice> Oh I watched the end of house rules tonight
16:00 <Maurice> Wtf was with that toilet seat
16:00 <fawks> rofl
16:00 <fawks> disgusting
16:00 <Maurice> And the couch and black walls in a kids room
16:00 <Maurice> Although I liked that couch coz it was red
17:00 <Doodle> and richard clayderman tinkling in the corner
18:00 <fawks> lol
18:00 <ShadowLurker> i wanted a room with black walls
18:00 <milk> Elvis has left the building
19:00 <Serenity> [11:19pm] <ShadowLurker> i wanted a dude with black balls
19:00 <Doodle> poof
19:00 <ShadowLurker> YOURE SO MEAN TO ME
19:00 <fawks> ill stand by yooooouuuuuuu
19:00 <ShadowLurker> fucking unicorn
19:00 <Serenity> i hope so ;)
19:00 <Doodle> filth
20:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
20:00 <Maurice> Thats ok, take it out on her in bed
20:00 <ShadowLurker> oh i will
20:00 <Maurice> Use the violet wand
20:00 <ShadowLurker> ill use my tongue
20:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbg7YoXiKn0
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ben E. King - Stand by me (Dec 28, 2008) 2:59 - Category: Music - 39,932,292 - 173,396 likes (98.5%), 2,667 dislikes (1.5%)
20:00 <Maurice> Not the same
20:00 <milk> wut?
21:00 <ShadowLurker> better
21:00 <Maurice> I'd like to try a wand
22:00 <Serenity> i would tbh
23:00 <ShadowLurker> cmon
23:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant talk about sex in #sex
23:00 <ShadowLurker> dont be silly
23:00 <Bastardly_One> does anyone speak in there at all?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> if they do Bonny bans them 
23:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpmILPAcRQo
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dirty Dancing - Time of my Life (Final Dance) - High Quality (Jan 17, 2008) 4:29 - Category: Entertainment - 166,192,969 - 354,218 likes (97.5%), 9,204 dislikes (2.5%)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucking modes the place to hell
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm forever clearing it 
24:00 <Mew> does adam still come on? as in pioneer
24:00 <ShadowLurker> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1401627469234.webm
24:00 <Mew> actually nvm i dont think it was #sex he was in
24:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh that channel is so dead Mew I don't even look until someone might pm with a problem
25:00 <Mew> #allnitecafe maybe
25:00 <Mew> [Pioneer]
26:00 <ShadowLurker> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1401668060938.webm enjoy
26:00 <Serenity> no.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm finally making dinner 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't think I'll click 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> just in case
27:00 <ShadowLurker> shes doing it backwards anyway
28:00 <xm> what actually goes on that channel anyway
29:00 <xm> on in*
29:00 <xm> the obvious?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
29:00 <Bastardly_One> sincerely no-one speaks 
30:00 <xm> like a monastery
30:00 <Bastardly_One> basically 
30:00 <xm> the sexual tension must be high
30:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the most active channel I don't mind sitting in 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I know most the ops definitely need to get laid
31:00 <Bastardly_One> then they're realise it's an irc channel and lighten up a bit
31:00 <Resool> Bastardly_One sorry what is your local time now
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Wed Jun 11 15:31:46 2014
31:00 <Resool> 1 am or later
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's behind if I do //time
32:00 <Bastardly_One> for me it's 1:32am Thurs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> for the other active people at the moment ... 2hrs behind me
33:00 <ShadowLurker> 3
33:00 <ShadowLurker> oh nah
33:00 <ShadowLurker> i cant time
33:00 <Serenity> YOU CAN DO ANYTHING
33:00 <Bastardly_One> comes up in my status window
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's like ... half a day behind it seems
34:00 <Serenity> YOU CANT DO ANYTHING
35:00 <ShadowLurker> http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1402493808655.webm
35:00 <milk> ne chicks with a hot birth canale
35:00 <milk> ?
35:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off milk
35:00 <Maurice> What he said
36:00 <Dark_Weather> [01:32] <Bastardly_One> for me it's 1:32am Thurs
36:00 <milk> you are making me feel unwarranted
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and Dark_Weather?
36:00 <Maurice> Unwanted*
36:00 <Mew> i wanna roll you into a little ball and stuff you up my hot birth canal
37:00 <ShadowLurker> milk that was the entire intention
37:00 <ShadowLurker> in the hope you will actually fuck off
38:00 <milk> srz, I only have red lipstick remover
38:00 <milk> :)
39:00 <milk> y'all on oz.org?
40:00 <Serenity> NO
41:00 <Maurice> Not me
42:00 <milk> https://github.com/awkisopen/australium
42:00 <milk> people used to use HAM radio
43:00 <milk> but now if you emit that much airwave noise you get hit with an airstrike
44:00 <milk> ok if you would now like to admit that I own the chats
45:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10440787_10152069619752331_8647458747358873199_n.jpg
45:00 <Maurice> What
45:00 <Serenity> check out me horn
45:00 <Maurice> Thats a sexy horn
45:00 <milk> is that a police officer?
47:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sakes milk would you fuck off
48:00 <milk> wut? looks like a baby in an ultra white dickhead pig suit
48:00 <Serenity> o.O
49:00 <Loof> great, another international moron
49:00 <ShadowLurker> right
49:00 <ShadowLurker> retard level has hit its limit for me
49:00 <Maurice> Hey Loof
49:00 <Resool> sorry the name of the animal was not cow it is pig
49:00 <Maurice> Am I still on ignore
49:00 <ShadowLurker> time to leave
50:00 <Serenity> how is a unicorn a pig
50:00 <Maurice> Cheerio
50:00 <Serenity> you cunts are fucking spasticated
50:00 <Maurice> A foxy stoa
50:00 <Maurice> t
50:00 <ShadowLurker> no shit
50:00 <ShadowLurker> unicorns are related to the horse family
50:00 <ShadowLurker> duh
50:00 <Maurice> This channel reminds me I'm not doing so bad with life
50:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
50:00 <ShadowLurker> theres some fucking retarded ppl out there
51:00 <Maurice> And they congregate here
51:00 <Serenity> foxy stoat seeks pig!
51:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP EDDIE
51:00 <Maurice> Lol
51:00 <Maurice> My fb status
51:00 <Maurice> (22:23:00) (Maurice): Foxy stoat? Yeahhh, it's got a ring to it.. foxy stoat seeks pig.. SHUT UP EDDIE'
52:00 <discount> thats not a fb status
53:00 <Resool> the color and the head are reminding a pig, the horn infront is of a unihorn, and the cockscomb
53:00 <Serenity> Musky Fox, Musky minky sly old stoaty stoaty stoat
54:00 <ShadowLurker> great another one
55:00 <ShadowLurker> how many dense cunts are there here
01:00 <Dark_Weather> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10463025_10201540633272321_7085203038728714015_n.jpg
01:00 <Dark_Weather> I have a choice ^
03:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
03:00 <discount> cooking at pre req 2am?
04:00 <Dark_Weather> nah jus boilin pasta
05:00 <Loof> did anyone understand that?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> understand what?
07:00 <Loof> wonder what morphine is like
07:00 <discount> morphine is like being fucked up the ass
07:00 <Loof> you'd know
08:00 <Maurice> So would Loof
08:00 <Maurice> His wife wears the strapon
09:00 <Loof> i doubt dicount has tried morphine, but being fucked up the ass (by multiple dicks at once) is something he is a pro at
09:00 <Loof> no doubt
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what about the strappy your wife wears?
10:00 <discount> considering i am gay yes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know yourself wouldn't you?
10:00 <Loof> she'll get to use it in her dreams
10:00 <milk> what a man does with his dick is up to the dicks owner
11:00 <discount> yes milk it is
11:00 <discount> Loof I bet I have had more sex than you
11:00 <Loof> gtfo dickcount
12:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGXHVlEklgQ
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dumb and Dumber To - Official Trailer Premiere (Date not found) 2:41 - Category: Comedy - 1,797,750 - 19,559 likes (96.8%), 655 dislikes (3.2%)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> how good is turkey?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's only a comparatively recent discovery to me
13:00 <Loof> horrible country
13:00 <Loof> good food
13:00 <Bastardly_One> delicious to eat those cranky cunts of birds
13:00 <Loof> know any good $5 psn games?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> never bothered tbh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd IGN review
14:00 <discount> yeh Loof your mum
14:00 <Loof> i want a $3 theme but it's making me buy $10 credit so i have $7 to spend
14:00 <Bastardly_One> IGN and I tend to get along in opinions
14:00 <Loof> i used to use gamespot till it died
15:00 <Maurice> Yeah thats what they do, $10 wallet credit
15:00 <Loof> now i use ign
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know Maurice
15:00 <Bastardly_One> as Maurice just said 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 min for credit
15:00 <Maurice> I've done it for my son for minecraft
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he has the console version?
16:00 <Maurice> Yes
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know of anyone else that has
16:00 <Maurice> And laptop and ipod
16:00 <Bastardly_One> where's he go to play on console multiplayer?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi?
17:00 <Maurice> I don't know
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
17:00 <Maurice> On his lappy he joins ShadowLurkers server
17:00 <Maurice> The rest I don't know
18:00 <Loof> 5 grams to last till monday
18:00 <Loof> gram a day
18:00 <Loof> i can do eet
18:00 <Bastardly_One> My lappy has clunky keys so annoys me 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> a gram a day ... is enough for anyone ... even though I'm more piggish than that
18:00 <Loof> agreed
19:00 <Maurice> Thats just fucked up
19:00 <milk> well, I can fight the impossible battle, or you can go back to the stone age
20:00 <DemonsRun> Everyone's actually asleep?
20:00 <DemonsRun> Pussies
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
21:00 <discount> a gram of what?
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> yo room
21:00 <Loof> sup
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> yo loofymon
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah up the arse
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure
22:00 <Bastardly_One> was nice and quiet
22:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off
23:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid food
23:00 <Bastardly_One> cook already
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm addicted to fish cakes
24:00 <milk> Nup! not my problem
24:00 <milk> the date is set
24:00 <milk> destroyer has been initiated
25:00 <milk> so, lets all talk shit
26:00 <discount> Bastardly_One fish cakes?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yep fish cakes
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fish, herbs and potato in a crumbed patty I suppose you'd describe them
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not really had to describe them before
27:00 <Bastardly_One> morning Bonny
27:00 <milk> apparently it's immoral to exterminate
28:00 <Bonny> morning Bastardly_One
29:00 <milk> Bonny you're aware the Magna Carta has been ripped up?
29:00 <Bonny> I have no idea what you're talking about
30:00 <Bastardly_One> most people don't
30:00 <Bonny> I'm glad I'm not alone then
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I get him occassionally but he's extremely random
32:00 <milk> just saying if those usurpers are still charging "tax", you should off them
32:00 <Bastardly_One> see what I mean?
32:00 <discount> hello Bonny
32:00 <discount> hows your kid?
32:00 <Bonny> is he a mental retard too
32:00 <Bonny> ?
32:00 <Bonny> what kid?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> most likely Bonny
33:00 <Bastardly_One> most of this channel is ... myself included
33:00 <Bonny> well that's my first impression
33:00 <Bonny> and you know what they say about first impressions
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn it can make me feel I have my shit together :P
33:00 <Bonny> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, hence I'm a cunt right?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> re: first impressions
33:00 <Bastardly_One> *preens*
33:00 <Bonny> nope
34:00 <Bonny> I don't talk to cunts
34:00 <Bastardly_One> must be lonely then :P
34:00 <Bonny> nup
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it is quiet though
34:00 <Bonny> yup.. I like it like this
34:00 <Bastardly_One> even semen hasn't dribbled shit
35:00 <Bonny> so where is excessive? lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> mircaulous
35:00 <Bastardly_One> right there *points to Dark_Weather*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> stop laughing :P
35:00 <Bonny> I noticed how they have the [] in their nicks to be on top of the nick list thinking they have a better chance of picking up lol
35:00 <Bonny> dark_weather? lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> more a better chance of gaining attention in his case 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> possibly
37:00 <milk> going to bullshit your way out of this?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> milk, you been out of the fridge too long? you're definitely tainted
39:00 <milk> so.... any other cocaine addicts relying entirely on "what's the reality!" to justify their hideous deformities?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> think anyone on here could afford cocaine?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh look who joined
41:00 <DemonsRun> Like it's a surprise
41:00 <DemonsRun> Someone knock me the fuck out
41:00 <[^PeACocK^]> plz dun giv me attn unlez ur f
41:00 <Bastardly_One> no you prissy bird!
41:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFYFj5q8_Qk
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Lemonheads - It's A Shame About Ray (Official Video) (Aug 3, 2010) 2:51 - Category: Music - 372,501 - 1,501 likes (98.3%), 26 dislikes (1.7%)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> can I brat?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> please?
41:00 <DemonsRun> Please
42:00 <Bastardly_One> damn that teleporter
42:00 <Bastardly_One> how much fun would that be?
42:00 <DemonsRun> I took endone... Apparently I have a slight allergic reaction
42:00 <DemonsRun> I can't stop scratching so sleep is out of the question
42:00 <xm> yikes
42:00 <DemonsRun> And I got class at 8
42:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ... itchy or?
42:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah itchy as hell
42:00 <Bastardly_One> daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and class huh?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> this is new
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be at class at 9:30
43:00 <DemonsRun> "Freight management@
43:00 <xm> dont you wish you had a sandpaper bed
43:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffffffffft!
43:00 <DemonsRun> "*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok, cool 
43:00 <xm> just moving around would scratch it
43:00 <DemonsRun> xm: Yes. Yes I fucking do
44:00 <milk> http://www.poptarts.com/
44:00 <DemonsRun> I wanna try pop tatts
44:00 <DemonsRun> Ffs
44:00 <DemonsRun> Poptarts
44:00 <xm> pizza pockets
44:00 <xm> i dont like sweets at night
44:00 <xm> night time is better for savoury stuff
45:00 <xm> but yes you didnt mean now of course
45:00 <DemonsRun> Night is not time for food
45:00 <xm> it is when you feel bored and need a break
45:00 <xm> from sitting down too long
45:00 <DemonsRun> That's how you put weight on
45:00 <DemonsRun> Eating at night then sleeping on it
46:00 <discount> gotta love tony abbott
46:00 <xm> i just typically go for a slice of cheese
46:00 <DemonsRun> Cheese not so bad
47:00 <discount> what type of cheese?
47:00 <xm> i can deal with whatever is in there. whether it's brie or cheddar
47:00 <xm> or even blue vein
47:00 <xm> im over jahlsberg now. no more
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I went afk for a sec
47:00 <milk> what's the difference between a spa and an open sewer?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can get poptarts here
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on I'll get you the site seeing as you don't get to melb
48:00 <milk> rain sluices open sewers
48:00 <Dark_Weather> talkin abt cheese, fck I forgot to add the parmesan to the top
48:00 <xm> Hungarian cheese. it sounds good. like it rhymes with hungry
49:00 <Loof> i love cheese
49:00 <Bastardly_One> brat
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.usafoods.com.au/Breakfast/Toastem-Pop-Ups
49:00 <Loof> and olives
49:00 <Loof> on biscuits
49:00 <xm> i always leave out olives
49:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: Not in Portland you can't
49:00 <DemonsRun> Cbfd ordering them
49:00 <Dark_Weather> olives r gd
49:00 <Loof> that blue vein stuff is awesome
49:00 <Loof> love that shit
50:00 <discount> is olives nice?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> brat, I just said seeing as you don't get to Melb ... that's the easiest way
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that place
50:00 <xm> Loof: i bet when junkies see blue vein cheese their initial reaction is to try to eat it with a syringe
50:00 <Loof> lol
51:00 <discount> how is that funny?
51:00 <Bonny> I think it's sad
51:00 <discount> so do i
51:00 <DemonsRun> I'll check the candy shop on the weekend
51:00 <DemonsRun> If I get time
51:00 <Bonny> it's a desperate thing to do
51:00 <discount> it is
51:00 <discount> very childish
51:00 <DemonsRun> They may have them, have a feeling they're too sweet though
51:00 <milk> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jacuzzi%20Enema
52:00 <Loof> this flupenthexol poison is causing me mad hand and feet cramps
52:00 <xm> you can find any jokes offensive really. im sure there are jokes you laugh at that others find offensive
53:00 <Loof> jokes that aren't offensive suck
53:00 <Bonny> it wasn't offensive.. it was sad, reaking of desperate
53:00 <discount> i agree
53:00 <xm> as in drug addicts being desperate?
54:00 <discount> as in your level
54:00 <Bonny> yup when they don't have drugs to get a hit
54:00 <Loof> like meds
54:00 <Loof> see how you go off your drugs
54:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bonny.
54:00 <Bonny> hello
54:00 <discount> like you and your bf Loof?
55:00 <[sA3m0n]> you have no power in here Bonny
55:00 <xm> discount: your homophobia is offensive
55:00 <Bonny> yeah and?
55:00 <Bonny> I don't need to have power to be in a channel
55:00 <DemonsRun> [sA3m0n]: Stfu
55:00 <[sA3m0n]> so you cant be all superior and overlordly
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
55:00 <[sA3m0n]> like how you are in the other room
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh simon I said
55:00 <Bonny> you're a dumb cunt, [sA3m0n]
55:00 <Bonny> and still a legless faggot
55:00 <discount> who said anything about being homophobic?
55:00 <xm> discount: there are homosexuals dealing with acceptance in thisi intolerance in this world and your are normalising this hatred
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> in here, the playing fied is level my friendf
56:00 <DemonsRun> He's not a leg less faggot
56:00 <DemonsRun> He's a fuxking liar 
56:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking even
56:00 <Bonny> I've seen him try and pick up a male
56:00 <Loof> dickcount
56:00 <discount> so have i
56:00 <Bonny> so he is a faggot
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> who? me?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah semen has definitely been busted on the chair shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he admitted it
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> oh shut up already
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> thats so yesterdays news
57:00 <DemonsRun> Not everyone was here
57:00 <DemonsRun> Same as the hooker shit
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> what
57:00 <DemonsRun> Slept with one now thinks he knows all
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> watever i had slept with alot
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> have even
58:00 <Loof> fuck it, call me weak but i'm putting the heating on
58:00 <xm> they see me roll'n. they jelly
58:00 <xm> :)
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One omg
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> bray wyatt
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> is added to the money in the bank ladder match
58:00 <Bastardly_One> stop changing the subject
58:00 <Loof> anyone tried the chinabar in melbourne?
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> what subject was there in the first place?
59:00 <milk> wait till you're old enough to say "fee-learn bettah!" hun
59:00 <Loof> looking for a good chinese buffet
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> no ones even caring about what you said Bastardly_One lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone cares
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> im not gona sit here and wait all night for someone to respond to the topics u bring up
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> theres rasslon to discuss
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they just don't need to elaborate
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> rasslin
59:00 <Dark_Weather> I read here last nite like all the times I've read abt it in the past, but still don't get it .......... wat's with the wheelchair Saemon bs?
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol no its only you because you got a chip on the shoulder agaisnt me Bastardly_One
00:00 <xm> suddenly the moral faddists are silent
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> and now you're getting angry cuz noone else cares
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Dark_Weather asked you a question
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm angry?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking idiot
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> angry hissy annoyed feelings hurt
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> pick one
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
00:00 <milk> for some reason I was never allowed to read Huckleberry Finn, but I know the scene off by heart
01:00 <Loof> Dark_Weather sounds like it was produced by a nick generator website or some shit
01:00 <Loof> so lame
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> Dark_Weather its for regulars only
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I pick none you little insignificant period stain on the white sheets of life
01:00 <DemonsRun> I need to sleep. So not looking forward to today... May as well not go
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a regular
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> you gotta be in the 'in' crowd
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> to know
01:00 <Bastardly_One> answer his question
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> i havent seen him before
01:00 <Bonny> he has that nick cos he reckons he has control on the weather lol
01:00 <xm> DemonsRun: what course are you doing?
01:00 <DemonsRun> INSIGNIFICANT ASS HAIR SIMON
01:00 <Loof> lol Bonny
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bonny
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> how its feel
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> to be one of us
02:00 <DemonsRun> xm: Cert 3 in driving something lmao
02:00 <Loof> he controls it through the implants the government installed in his nose
02:00 <DemonsRun> HE
02:00 <DemonsRun> HR*
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> bon bonz
02:00 <Loof> he hacks the weather!
02:00 <Bonny> [sA3m0n] I hardly use my powers anywhere so it's the same for me where ever I go
02:00 <DemonsRun> Hr licence, forklift etc
02:00 <discount> im doing cert 4 in hardware studies
02:00 <xm> IT?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hardware can fuck off
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate that most in the IT course I'm doing
03:00 <Bonny> hardware is easy
03:00 <xm> is the job market for IT support saturated?
03:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ4eOj2Q8SQ
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Delta Riggs - Supersonic Casualties (Date not found) 3:42 - Category: Music - 28,144 - 211 likes (97.7%), 5 dislikes (2.3%)
03:00 <xm> because on WP there are a lot of people complaining all the time
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it is 
03:00 <Loof> wp?
03:00 <xm> whirlpool
04:00 <xm> aka whingepool
04:00 <Loof> ah
04:00 <discount> im doing IT hardware yes
04:00 <discount> cert 4 before cert 3 just basic IT
04:00 <Loof> i just wanna do coding
04:00 <discount> im doing network admin advance diploma if i finish this year
04:00 <Loof> dont care what
04:00 <Loof> or what language
04:00 <Bastardly_One> before Cert III?
04:00 <xm> i was doing networking at tafe for a while 
04:00 <xm> i hated it so much
05:00 <Loof> i connected to a remote mysql database using java finally
05:00 <Loof> lol
05:00 <Bonny> I've completed cert iv in IT (tech support) in 2000
05:00 <xm> i just use Postgresql these days
05:00 <Loof> is it free?
05:00 <xm> yes
05:00 <Loof> is it popular?
05:00 <xm> it's better than MySQL 
05:00 <DemonsRun> ...you don't do cert 3 after cert 4...
05:00 <DemonsRun> The fuck
05:00 <Bastardly_One> should do the dip for something to do Bonny
05:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly DemonsRun
06:00 <xm> somewhat popular
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I should know
06:00 <Bonny> nah, I got other priorities
06:00 <xm> 2nd after MySQL for OS
06:00 <Loof> i'll check if my hosting has it
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing the cunts 
06:00 <Loof> thanks for the info
06:00 <Bastardly_One> III and IV
06:00 <xm> but these days the db itself doesnt matter too much as most frameworks will do the abstracting away for you
06:00 <xm> like if i were to change my projects now to MySql it would be seemless
06:00 <xm> or SQLite
07:00 <dematerialised> <xm> it's better than MySQL 
07:00 <dematerialised> a bold claim sir
07:00 <xm> for what i need to do anyway
07:00 <Bonny> I prefer MySQL
07:00 <milk> MariaDB?
07:00 <Loof> i'm used to mysql
07:00 <discount> mysql is weak
07:00 <xm> plus the hosting provider i use for work doesnt support MySQL
07:00 <Loof> did oracle at my cert iv too
07:00 <xm> they only support PostgreSQL
08:00 <DemonsRun> Debating not sleeping at all...
08:00 <discount> xm why do you need sql even for lol?
08:00 <dematerialised> at a hosting provider?
08:00 <dematerialised> everything
08:00 <xm> most apps need database discount 
08:00 <discount> seriously what would any of you be doing that you feel a need to complain about it at 3am?
08:00 <milk> patenting Structured Query Language is like trying to Patent the English Language
08:00 <Loof> ah fuck no PostgreSQL with godaddy :~(
08:00 <xm> Oracle own MySQL now so they have no incentive to let it mature past where it is
09:00 <Loof> fuck
09:00 <xm> it will always be for small-medium scale businesses
09:00 <dematerialised> yeah at work our ent env is all postgresql
09:00 <discount> so what
09:00 <Loof> it seems to be built into most web hosting packages
09:00 <xm> why would they have their own flagship product compete with MySQL
09:00 <discount> how does that even affect you xm?
09:00 <milk> it's like google trying to patent linux
09:00 <discount> like oracle care what you do with your life
09:00 <discount> or anyone on here
10:00 <dematerialised> let the grownups talk discount
10:00 <xm> discount: i dont care. i just send before the vendor choice is almost irrelevant now as most software built on top is agnostic of the specific native SQL syntax etc
10:00 <xm> said*
10:00 <Loof> i'm wondering if i can't just use xml for everything
10:00 <discount> Loof how old are you?
11:00 <xm> we have a young one here :D
11:00 <Loof> ftp an xml file to the server using java
11:00 <milk> ... and somewhere in an office there is a mega-rich hyper-paid executive looking at a screen on which three goats have been traded in the last 5 years....
11:00 <Bastardly_One> why does it matter discount? you invalidated yourself saying you're doing a cert IV and going to do a cert III next
12:00 <Loof> could you just use xml instead of a database xm?
12:00 <xm> im going to go easy on this person -- they came in here ready for a fight
12:00 <dematerialised> does TAFE even still do a forked IT course?
12:00 <DemonsRun> I fucking love the tards on peers
12:00 <dematerialised> back in my day it was SysAdming and NetEngineering
12:00 <DemonsRun> Simon would fit in so well
12:00 <xm> Loof -- there's actually a movement away from relational DBs in some areas in fact
12:00 <dematerialised> thats a long time ago now though
12:00 <Loof> wow you serious?
12:00 <Loof> awesome
13:00 <xm> because relational DBs have a greater overhead and can be slower. it depends on your project
13:00 <Loof> a thing i love is ajax
13:00 <discount> yes i bet you do
13:00 <discount> ajax snorted into your nose
13:00 <milk> basically when the corporate lawyers start whacking the GPL developers so as they can patent it, guess what happens
13:00 <milk> ?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> dematerialised, depends where you go I think ... My uni and tafe are together and the certs and dip in IT are actually in some ways better than the higher ed units
13:00 <xm> discount: i find that joke offensive. as you're implying Loof is a desperate drug addict. which he is not
14:00 <discount> if you find that literally offensive you need to check yourself out and ask yourself what you are exactly doing awake at this hour with your life xm
14:00 <dematerialised> B1: I've always maintained the tafe courses are much better for applicable skills and learning
14:00 <xm> Loof: you may want to read about how twittter moved away from Ruby on Rails/relational DBs
14:00 <Loof> he's just angry cause his dad has always offered discount cock
14:00 <dematerialised> Uni is great to understand the theory
14:00 <Bastardly_One> true dematerialised 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the campus is all round uninspiring or conducive to learning full stop
15:00 <milk> free cocaine is the only thing that makes a cocaine addict happy
15:00 <dematerialised> uni requires you to really be driven to learn
15:00 <Bastardly_One> shitty hole in the back end of nowhere and all hills and very 80s
15:00 <dematerialised> whereas tafe they still teach you to some extent
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not anymore 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you get handed shit to go through 
15:00 <xm> id say most people i knew that dropped out during  uni did so because they couldnt handle the sudden change after school
16:00 <milk> anyone know what happens when you want free cocaine?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hardware is most annoying
16:00 <Loof> i love learning new langauges
16:00 <xm> whereas highschool you were spoonfed and told what to do
16:00 <Bastardly_One> as you're doing so many diagnostic shit 
16:00 <dematerialised> yeah true xm
16:00 <Loof> know which ones to learn is hard though
16:00 <discount> xm how old are you?
16:00 <xm> it's also why mature age students do so well. because they go in there really driven to get it done
16:00 <xm> discount: you're weird. why does age matter?
17:00 <discount> it matters
17:00 <Bastardly_One> except me xm :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <xm> how so?
17:00 <discount> how old are you, do not avoid the question
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucked up this semester badly
17:00 <xm> LOL
17:00 <discount> im 48 how old are you?
17:00 <dematerialised> the problem i have with uni is i've been so long in the industry now, and the higher ups want me to get proper qualifications
17:00 <dematerialised> i dont know if uni would even help me
17:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwI2NrVYqIE&feature=kp
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: This Is Serious Mum - TISM - Greg! The Stop Sign (Nov 24, 2008) 3:27 - Category: Music - 205,735 - 794 likes (97.9%), 17 dislikes (2.1%)
17:00 <xm> ok 30s
17:00 <Bastardly_One> luckily I've asked the co-ordinator if I can repeat
17:00 <xm> dematerialised: i learnt more from TAFE than uni
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's like yep
17:00 <dematerialised> im already cert IV in it
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but do I want to is the question?
18:00 <dematerialised> got a job before i did diploma
18:00 <xm> dematerialised: in fact a lot of jobs now ask more about your portfolio...github and all that
18:00 <dematerialised> been dong it 10 years now
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wanna just do the dip
18:00 <dematerialised> yeah im not a programmer
18:00 <dematerialised> i can read and write scripts
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but still got IV to do yet
18:00 <Bastardly_One> after this one
18:00 <xm> you're probably better off getting certs
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah IV is about learning scripts really
18:00 <discount> no they do not
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he's right
18:00 <discount> xm you went to tafe and uni?
19:00 <xm> im in the situation where i may have to employ someone soon and im not going to give a crap about their paper
19:00 <dematerialised> i dont know if its worth going to diploma level, i dont like bragging but i basically shit all over everyone else in the team i work on
19:00 <discount> xm you own a business?
19:00 <dematerialised> i have a lot of experience, just no paper to back it up
19:00 <xm> people stress too much about skills but in reality employers care a lot about the other things too
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the dip at a TAFE level is worth it 
20:00 <xm> discount: no, just a senior dev/architect. and have part ownership/equity
20:00 <dematerialised> i might look into it i spose
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest means shit on paper really ... cert III and IV are still considered the basics
20:00 <dematerialised> yeah III and IV are what i consider a half-decent service desk officer to have
20:00 <dematerialised> although again that depends on whether or not your "service desk" is actually a glorified reception service
21:00 <dematerialised> *grumbles*
21:00 <DemonsRun> I can't go past cert 3 in civil :(
21:00 <DemonsRun> There's no higher
21:00 <DemonsRun> But eventually I want to do training and assessing
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I have trouble with focus and retention though at present
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so I failed this semester BIG TIME
21:00 <DemonsRun> Pfft my trainers think I'm rude
21:00 <discount> ohh nice so we have some serious IT ppl in here?
21:00 <DemonsRun> Everytime they talk I yawn
22:00 <DemonsRun> It's just a really bad habit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> money well fuckin' spent ... not
22:00 <Bastardly_One> heh brat
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I talk how I type
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and one trainer and I just got off on a bad foot
22:00 <dematerialised> Diploma of "Information Technology Networking"
22:00 <dematerialised> that makes me cringe lol
22:00 <xm> discount: what do you mean by serious? :P
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh don't do that!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> do the all round dip
22:00 <dematerialised> there is none in WA
22:00 <dematerialised> Diploma of Information Technology Networking	D570	FT, Int, Uni Pwy
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it all makes me cringe
22:00 <dematerialised> Diploma of Software Development	D573	FT, Int, Uni Pwy
22:00 <dematerialised> Diploma of Website Development	D572	FT, Int, Uni Pwy
23:00 <xm> you know those dips for civil engineering drafting
23:00 <xm> seriously
23:00 <xm> that's harder than the engineering degree i did
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the website dev I'd do 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> we've not got that one 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> bugger
23:00 <dematerialised> i've only just started playing around with php
23:00 <discount> you did an engineering degree xm?
23:00 <dematerialised> im not really a web programmer
23:00 <xm> and the funny thing is a friend that did engineering with me dropped out to do drafting at tafe
23:00 <dematerialised> im an automation freak
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right 
23:00 <xm> and ended up making more $$$ than most engineers from our year
23:00 <Bastardly_One> see I'm old school web dev
24:00 <discount> im hoping for network admin of a uni level part business/commerce
24:00 <xm> discount: electrical
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and thought i should get off my arse and do something with it again
24:00 <dematerialised> discount: an actual network admin or a sysop?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah this cert was a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad idea even if I need it as a gateway
24:00 <discount> an actualy network admin
24:00 <xm> it's just maths really. you either can or cant. if you know the maths that's just about it
24:00 <discount> LOL @ sysop
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking boring it hurts
24:00 <dematerialised> got incd/ccna/juniper?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but I need it as a gateway
24:00 <dematerialised> if not, get those
24:00 <dematerialised> you're laughing
24:00 <xm> and electrical engineering in industry doesnt even involve maths really
24:00 <discount> dematerialised you did network admin?
25:00 <dematerialised> discount: as i said, a shitton of experience, 10 years
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd of had no choice
25:00 <dematerialised> i've done everything except program
25:00 <Bastardly_One> if he did Cert IV
25:00 <discount> xm is correct mostly today electrical enginerring is no maths just physical work
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd of done network admin
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what puts me off IV entirely
25:00 <discount> like being a plumber
25:00 <xm> when they graduate some of them go on site and do crappy errands...but later on it's just paper pushing, compliance etc
25:00 <dematerialised> i've done fixing your nans desktop to designing and implementing dfsr to 800+sites with hundreds of domain controllers
25:00 <discount> we look at them we laugh, we laugh at them we lookm
25:00 <dematerialised> i've done it all
26:00 <xm> im not joking here....with engneering companies...if there's an app
26:00 <xm> and there's a checkbox
26:00 <xm> and you want to get rid of it
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that's one thing about our uni and tafe ... you will get experience
26:00 <xm> it will take many months
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ask me where?
26:00 <xm> because of all the meetings, compliance etc
26:00 <Bastardly_One> IBM ... it's on the same land
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so that's alright 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ought to see their underground bunkers of servers
27:00 <xm> dematerialised: is VentraIP reliable?
27:00 <dematerialised> xm: from what i've read, mostly
28:00 <dematerialised> i've enver used them
28:00 <xm> i think rackspace has a server here now?
28:00 <dematerialised> my stuff is all through exigent
28:00 <dematerialised> yeah in sydney
28:00 <dematerialised> came online a few months ago i think
28:00 <dematerialised> megaport looks awesome too
29:00 <xm> oh there's a hilarious ISP in Aus
29:00 <xm> vultr i think
29:00 <dematerialised> yeah
29:00 <dematerialised> was looking at them for cheap game servers
29:00 <dematerialised> they didnt have windows boxes
29:00 <xm> they were giving information to users that werent theres...like certain VISA numbers and informating from a gaming site
29:00 <discount> is everything just what you read?
29:00 <xm> dont trust them
29:00 <dematerialised> lmao
29:00 <discount> not doing actually?
30:00 <dematerialised> happy i didnt go with them then
30:00 <discount> as in move move?
30:00 <discount> we move together as one phsyical stuff?
30:00 <xm> information*
30:00 <dematerialised> yet to have any fuckups with exigent
30:00 <dematerialised> some weird route issues though
30:00 <xm> ive heard that name lately. havent checked it out
30:00 <dematerialised> and today i decided to rm -rf /etc
30:00 <dematerialised> on this very box
30:00 <dematerialised> that was fun
30:00 <xm> heh
30:00 <dematerialised> :P
31:00 <dematerialised> im like, remove fail2ban directory
31:00 <dematerialised> cd ..
31:00 <xm> im not sure what's worse...
31:00 <dematerialised> rm -rf *
31:00 <xm> doing that
31:00 <xm> or chmod 777 to all
31:00 <dematerialised> haha
31:00 <xm> and forgetting
31:00 <dematerialised> i've done that far too many times
31:00 <dematerialised> :P
31:00 <dematerialised> or chmod +x everything
31:00 <xm> you know how people do that right because they're slack
31:00 <dematerialised> WHY IS EVERYTHING GREEN
31:00 <xm> but then it stuffs everything up later on...especially with sites
31:00 <dematerialised> i try not to be slack with chmod
31:00 <xm> which may require redoing some base stuff
32:00 <milk> any miners?
32:00 <dematerialised> im finally learning that 664/644 is my friend
33:00 <xm> deddotaded wam is your friend
33:00 <dematerialised> what really cooks my noodles is selinux acls
33:00 <xm> and lots of it if you're running a server
33:00 <milk> absolutely no one laughed at the huge sucking plughole noise in the river a few years back, now there is an orange door that no one down there can open and the handle just spins round and round
33:00 <xm> im playing with a VPS now with only 512MB RAM
33:00 <xm> it's OK
33:00 <xm> but i havent served much traffic yet
33:00 <dematerialised> yeah my stuff is pretty much idle
33:00 <dematerialised> this box runs a lot of stuff though
34:00 <milk> they think I'm their mum, because the complain about it to me
34:00 <dematerialised> the bouncer and teamspeak/davmail/postfix are the busiest
34:00 <xm> although good old tony wont get his way to ban some P2P, just fodder talk for the media pigs, we can always use VPNs to get our goods :D
34:00 <milk> never met a dominatrix before
35:00 <dematerialised> you can't ban p2p
35:00 <xm> but i did look around for cheap places that were P2P friendly
35:00 <DemonsRun> Ughhhhhhhhh
35:00 <dematerialised> napster was "banned"
35:00 <xm> there are a few in Europe
35:00 <dematerialised> back again the next day with a different name
35:00 <DemonsRun> I need a brick wall
35:00 <xm> yeah they meant certain sites etc
35:00 <dematerialised> same shit, new dns, new ip
35:00 <xm> yes
35:00 <dematerialised> months of approvals needed to add it to the list
36:00 <dematerialised> i work fairly close with govt and i am fairly confident it will never happen
36:00 <xm> yeah, i dont think it will
36:00 <milk> wut? you dont want to share the love?
36:00 <dematerialised> nobody wants to be responsible for maintaining that list
36:00 <milk> you understand that the AIDS epidemic in 3rd world countries is not exactly abating
37:00 <milk> so it's ok to root around and everything....
37:00 <xm> dematerialised: one day it will get so bad in Australia we will need a VPN to China to circumvent the filters :P
37:00 <dematerialised> haha
37:00 <milk> but other people have democratic rights too
37:00 <dematerialised> maybe..
38:00 <milk> costs 15c
38:00 <xm> that reminds me. NZ is supposedly the 'go to' place for IT at the moment
38:00 <xm> a bit of growth there
38:00 <dematerialised> i've not heard much about it
38:00 <dematerialised> i definitely know that IT in aus is pretty much idle at the moment
38:00 <xm> neither have i just got told about it a few weeks ago
38:00 <dematerialised> not a lot of projects going on
38:00 <xm> they do have Silverstripe though which is a PHP framework used by quite a few people
39:00 <xm> WESTPAC i think
39:00 <discount> xm did you ever study business modules?
39:00 <xm> framework/CMS thingy
39:00 <xm> nope
39:00 <dematerialised> the organisation i work with is packing dacks because we just got asked to cram 5 years of project into 2
39:00 <dematerialised> becauase govt thinks they might not get re-elected
39:00 <milk> got something more efficient for $39
39:00 <xm> actually i did some things like taht discount 
40:00 <xm> but it bordered more on accounting or something
40:00 <milk> you see, they get on their knees and bow to a picture of HER
40:00 <xm> i dont remember uni too well....too much music...too much irc...
40:00 <xm> i was close to getting booted too
40:00 <milk> well if think a little old lady gives a fuck about you...
41:00 <xm> nah
41:00 <xm> im sure they will get relected
41:00 <milk> she can save your arse then
41:00 <dematerialised> xm: but I want my nbn :(
41:00 <xm> government ratings generally fall around budget releases
41:00 <xm> and the alternative is not great
41:00 <discount> uni it seems is a waste of time
41:00 <dematerialised> i dunno, voters are generally dumb, and abbot hasn't got the best report at the moment
41:00 <discount> i dont think i should go
42:00 <milk> ok here it is....
42:00 <milk> can I have some stuff?
42:00 <xm> i would say Liberal is pragmatic but it's perceived as being cold
42:00 <xm> i want my NBN too :/
42:00 <milk> we need your help!
42:00 <dematerialised> i was listed as construction within 1 year, then 3 years, then nothing
42:00 <dematerialised> i've given up hope lol
42:00 <dematerialised> i only live 600m from the exchange, tempted to cough up a few grand just to get my own fibre run
42:00 <xm> i just think the left are quite vocal but after things settle down people will just go with what feels safe
43:00 <xm> if i remember correctly, historically it's rare for the incumbent party to lose after taking after a government that  had been in for a few terms
43:00 <dematerialised> yeah it is
43:00 <dematerialised> i suppose im just a one-eyed centre-leftist
43:00 <dematerialised> and i want them out :P
43:00 <xm> heh
43:00 <xm> i dont actually vote :D
43:00 <dematerialised> neither
44:00 <dematerialised> but if i did
44:00 <dematerialised> it'd be ALP/Greens
44:00 <milk> unfortunately for you guys, it is actually possible to commit treason, yes
44:00 <xm> i dont like any of them. but i can see some positives unique to each
44:00 <dematerialised> yeah, that's why i dont vote, none of them represent my interests and beliefs
45:00 <xm> did you watch that interview on Sunday with those PUP members?
45:00 <dematerialised> nope
45:00 <xm> that was hell awkward
45:00 <dematerialised> the last thing i watched of PUP was the post-budget announcement
46:00 <dematerialised> he seemed to make some good points but he's just too much ocker and trying to get the fuck ye straya vote
46:00 <xm> it's very rare in politics for someone like Palmer to be around
46:00 <dematerialised> yeah
46:00 <xm> a bit of a kook but entertaining
46:00 <dematerialised> I don't know much about him but he seemed genuine in that announcement
46:00 <dematerialised> made a lot of good points about the "budget emergency" and the "huge debt crisis"
47:00 <dematerialised> being complete bs
47:00 <xm> all his people are too. that's the angle they are going for i suppose
47:00 <xm> "keep'n it real"
47:00 <dematerialised> yeah
47:00 <xm> they performed really bad on TV...
47:00 <xm> they had no idea how to respond to anything
47:00 <dematerialised> haha
47:00 <dematerialised> the motoring party senate guy
47:00 <xm> it was embarressing
47:00 <xm> yes him
47:00 <dematerialised> so awkward
48:00 <xm> i really felt for him
48:00 <dematerialised> he's like, fuck, now what do I do
48:00 <xm> it would lose some and gain some supporters
48:00 <xm> it just made me like him heaps more
48:00 <xm> the poor bastard
48:00 <dematerialised> it's good seeing these new guys on tv
48:00 <dematerialised> but they definite;y aren't seasoned interviewees
48:00 <xm> the thing is that in politics no individual really has the final say
48:00 <milk> you two together?
48:00 <xm> so in the end...
49:00 <xm> genuine person vs career public speaker
49:00 <xm> i'd rather go with the former
49:00 <dematerialised> yeah
49:00 <milk> two headed
49:00 <milk> six legged
49:00 <milk> double decker dog!
49:00 <dematerialised> as long as they've got good policy and can actually stick to it
49:00 <dematerialised> i have no problem with them sweating on camera
50:00 <xm> actually it reminded me of those fake-casting porn vids...except it was real. (im rly innocent srsly)
50:00 <milk> they do let homosexuals in the military now, correct
50:00 <milk> however, you are required to follow the law
50:00 <dematerialised> xm: predator vs prey then?
50:00 <dematerialised> :P
51:00 <xm> i was just waiting for the moment for Mike Wilisee to take the wads of cash back and throw them out of the van
51:00 <xm> and wave and laugh like a maniac
51:00 <xm> SundayNight Bus
51:00 <xm> im off
51:00 <xm> nite
52:00 <dematerialised> yeah i should do the same
52:00 <dematerialised> hooroo
52:00 <xm> fellow illegal non-voter
52:00 <dematerialised> fuck the gubbmin
52:00 <dematerialised> t
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53:00 <milk> any questions?
56:00 <milk> hey hey!
56:00 <milk> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FztnPWmRLlc/T3ua_QjrZzI/AAAAAAAADTc/f0G_zZvrHSI/s1600/IMG_2566.JPG
57:00 <milk> it's very unusual for people on TV to believe they are bigger than Jesus...
00:00 <Bonny> night all
01:00 <Dark_Weather> lewks liek teh lippeh lawt r gawn
03:00 <milk> ok mate
03:00 <milk> you an me
04:00 <milk> RAPE AN ARYAN NOW!!!!!
04:00 <milk> give me the check
04:00 <milk> check em all!!!!
05:00 <milk> if a dude can spend $300 on his hairdo every 3 days, he can pay you not to bash him!
09:00 <Bastardly_One> right
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One i put it to you that your mother was a two cent whore
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> who react you to this?
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> how*
10:00 <Loof> Today, I was taking a dump behind a dumpster. I suddenly heard a noise and a vibration against the dumpster. It was a garbage truck lifting it to collect the trash. The garbage men started laughing and took out their phones. FML
16:00 <simba> aaaaaaaaaa
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
23:00 <Dark_Weather> get that pm last time simba?
24:00 <simba> ya got it
24:00 <Dark_Weather> I saw u n then jus looked at it ........ still in transit
26:00 <simba> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10447662_10154175651585332_1526916279938692031_n.jpg
28:00 <simba> thought brasil was on now but its tom9rrow!!!!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <Loof> oh fuck i have foxtel
35:00 <Loof> can be watching this shit
35:00 <Loof> might as well make use of my trial
38:00 <simba> its all on SBS exclusively
38:00 <simba> SBS / 2 / HD
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but it is tonight it starts
43:00 <Bastardly_One> FB won't fucking stop reminding me 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> with the FB ref page
43:00 <Bastardly_One> like fuck off
44:00 <simba> tomorrow morning 
47:00 <Loof> do you guys just use the tv speakers with your ps3's?
47:00 <Loof> i'm thinking of a soundbar
47:00 <Loof> my tv speakers suck dick
48:00 <Loof> for now i'll get a digital analogue converter for use with my logitech speakers
48:00 <simba> Yes
49:00 <simba> i wish online wasnt fucken freezing!!! 
49:00 <Loof> gta v?
50:00 <simba> yea
50:00 <Loof> i get sick of waiting for cunts who want to do stuff on that
51:00 <Loof> especially when there's like 2 people in a session
51:00 <Loof> waiting for jobs
52:00 <simba> i need a patch that fixes it ASAP
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's your net
52:00 <simba> its not its a widespread problem
53:00 <simba> there are over a dozen threads on this on gta forums alone
53:00 <simba> its not my ps3 either cos i did the reformat
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I had that for a while but I'm talking in the early days of it being online and I know that was distance from the router
53:00 <Loof> it hasn't happened to me but i haven't played that much
53:00 <simba> it started happening 2 people after the 1.12 patch
53:00 <Loof> is it like every 10 minutes?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
53:00 <Loof> that it happens?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't happened to me yet
54:00 <Loof> how long do you get to play?
54:00 <simba> like 20-40 mins
54:00 <Loof> fuck that
54:00 <Loof> cunts
54:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I can go forever
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly even a lag
54:00 <Loof> yeah these bob2 routers are pretty sweet
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm on one of the shittiest isps ever
56:00 <Loof> have you done an internet speedtest to see what your ping is?
56:00 <Loof> maybe you have a really high ping
56:00 <Loof> http://www.speedtest.net/
59:00 <simba> mines OK
00:00 <Loof> are you using cable or wireless?
00:00 <simba> im wireless right next 2 the router
00:00 <Loof> does anyone else use the wireless?
01:00 <Loof> downloading and shit?
01:00 <simba> yea
01:00 <simba> im gonna re do the ports
02:00 <Loof> yeah try port forwarding
02:00 <Loof> cant hurt
02:00 <Loof> i haven't needed to do that since battlefield 2
06:00 <simba> i also changed to a static IP provider i wonder if that has soemthing 2 do with it
06:00 <Loof> could be
06:00 <Loof> mine is dynamic and works fine
07:00 <Loof> is it just gta?
07:00 <Loof> or other games too?
07:00 <simba> just G T A
08:00 <Loof> must be that patch
08:00 <Loof> the last update
08:00 <Loof> fucked shit up
09:00 <Loof> bong
09:00 <simba> r* = bong haeds
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> hehe
10:00 <Loof> imagine the shit they're smoking at rockstar HQ
11:00 <Loof> our bud would be like smoking leaf to them
11:00 <Loof> straight hbo iv for them lol
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> omg
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> im out of vegemite
13:00 <Loof> how about we do a job simba and see if my connection goes out at the same time
13:00 <Loof> if mine freezes
13:00 <[sA3m0n]> damn
13:00 <[sA3m0n]> rebecca brooks is pretty hot
14:00 <Loof> this bitch is hawt (and legal): http://www.redtube.com/408690
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> with you I mean 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> seems net related as apparently GTA Online is pretty data intensive
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yet like I said, I don't get issues really
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh simba
27:00 <Dark_Weather> mmmmmmmmmm, crispy bacon with garlic salt on d eggs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> want a laught?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt internet
27:00 <Bastardly_One> thinks he half invented the actual internet
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and is friends with a royal
28:00 <Dark_Weather> cej?
28:00 <simba> is that the guy who got e-mails about 9/11 before 9/11
30:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah Dark_Weather
30:00 <Bastardly_One> internet also claims he's an alien
30:00 <Bastardly_One> like from another planet
30:00 <Bastardly_One> !seen internet
30:00 <Dark_Weather> Bastardly_One, internet is right here!
30:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Sirrius or some shit was that nick
31:00 <simba> y is excessive the bot now
31:00 <Dark_Weather> ikr .......... some carnt added a few dix to #sydney and this dude was one of em .......... and went along reg-in mo nix fo him self (chix nix) and oppin em in  #sydney
31:00 <Dark_Weather> like wtf?
33:00 <Dark_Weather> he had 3 opped nix on there ........ all himself
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he makes chris and loof on a bad day appear well adjusted
33:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder why he's quiet? must be mething
39:00 <simba> gta pc will be cool
40:00 <simba> if they work out how 2 operate servers by then i might go 2 it
40:00 <simba> do you think your character will be usable 
40:00 <simba> i guess thats connected 2 the ps3 account
42:00 <Dark_Weather> hypothetically speakin, geographically, Chris is on the right track, Loof is somewhere in Asia Minor, and cej is prolly still to work out wat I'm talkin abt while back to the beginning they're all lost just that Chris has a change to help himself if he ever paid any attention to wat I been sayin
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd suggest it's connected to yoru PS account
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *your
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and PC won't be any better than what we have
42:00 <Bastardly_One> as for the PS3 it's graphically right up there 
42:00 <Dark_Weather> chance*
43:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'd stick with what you have unless they do make a PS4 version
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and surely that would have to be slicker
44:00 <Bastardly_One> PS4 sells shit in this city
44:00 <Bastardly_One> our JB had to order more poxBox ones though
45:00 <Bastardly_One> am pretty sure that's gonna be either my birthday present to myself in Sept
45:00 <Bastardly_One> or my christmas present to myself
45:00 <simba> they announced the 3 new versions
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I like consoles
45:00 <simba> id trust PC over playstation
48:00 <Bastardly_One> well true but I don't know ... every time I make a decision to get a gaming machine they fuck up
48:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh ... so I'll stick to console for now
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and to me the PS4 is the best in that market
49:00 <Bastardly_One> just needs a few more titles as I hate the way Microsoft can bully releases and Sony are slack as usual
49:00 <simba> get a wii u and SMASH BROS
54:00 <Bastardly_One> not interested in the slightest
54:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I hear the next Zelda is going to be an open world and shit
55:00 <simba> yea if u cant decide between 2 consoles that are the same just buy the different 1
57:00 <simba> i ate a few red velvet cupcakes last night and now my poop was slightly red lkmao
59:00 <Bastardly_One> thanls for sharing
59:00 <Bastardly_One> *thanks
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I had floaties
00:00 <Bastardly_One> from too many pringles
01:00 <fawks> morning
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that it is 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hello
06:00 <simba> guten morgen meine frau
06:00 <simba> oops that means my wife
06:00 <simba> i thought it meant miss or something
06:00 <fawks> lol
07:00 <simba> i think it still does N E WAY
09:00 <Bastardly_One> frauline is lady I think
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is 
58:00 <simba> not freezing in a server on my own
58:00 <simba> but Wheres The Fun In That??????
05:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the only fun in solo is practice
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if I wasn't going shortly and it didn't take so fucking long to load
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd see if joining you would mess you up
09:00 <simba> yea do dat
09:00 <simba> oh yea
09:00 <simba> i wanna do that coveted mission a shitload and get money
10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I'm going very shortly 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> which mission is that?
11:00 <simba> oine of martins where u go to the cove
11:00 <simba> and chopper the container out
11:00 <simba> and get 18k
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pretty fucking good at most solo so I tend to be a good mission member 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
11:00 <simba> some guy set up a 5 in a row thing with that mission so we got 90k
16:00 <{LeE}> took my kid 20 mins to have a fucking shower grrrrrrrrrrrr 
16:00 <{LeE}> :/
17:00 <{LeE}> think she was ment to be a Fish not a human 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm being gloated at by a Chelsea supporter
18:00 <Bastardly_One> like showing me all these goals against us and shit 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
26:00 <simba> what do they have to gloat about
27:00 <simba> u should say u dont watch games do it doesnt affect u xD
30:00 <Fez> Hi
31:00 <Bastardly_One> shit like this
31:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/mourinho-gerrard.jpg
31:00 <Bastardly_One> funny though
32:00 <simba> that doesnt make sense chelsea finished third and won nothing
33:00 <simba> maybe hes a man city fan and forgot who his manager is 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I think funny
34:00 <Bastardly_One> sort of makes a mockery out of himself making a mockery out of Liverpool
37:00 <simba> waste of time talking 2 people that follow chelsea
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a good guy when not talking about football
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I like talking to a lady I know who barracks for Norwich
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she's actually knowledgable of the sport
40:00 <mandyjane> well
40:00 <mandyjane> well well well
41:00 <mandyjane> today sucks already and tomorrow isnt lookin too crash hot either
42:00 <simba> Good.
42:00 <mandyjane> yeah
43:00 <mandyjane> hope u have a shit day too cunt
45:00 <simba> i wont
45:00 <mandyjane> u should
45:00 <simba> maybe u r going to have a shit day because of ur attitude it stinks
45:00 <mandyjane> you could at least try
45:00 <simba> karma is weaving its magic
45:00 <mandyjane> nah shit day coz spot dies
45:00 <mandyjane> died*
47:00 <simba> is that ur families nigga
48:00 <mandyjane> nah u remember that book and tv show
48:00 <mandyjane> wheres spot
50:00 <mandyjane> http://www.syracuse.com/entertainment/index.ssf/2014/06/eric_hill_dead_wheres_spot_books_childrens_author_dies.html
50:00 <simba> spot goes 2 the zoo
50:00 <simba> RIP Eric
52:00 <mandyjane> yeah
53:00 <mandyjane> kinda ruined my day reading that
53:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I better start my day 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so until later
53:00 <Bastardly_One> screw you hippies!
53:00 <mandyjane> ive got a uni exam tomorrow :/
53:00 <mandyjane> later tadder
53:00 <simba> come on theyre only childrens books
54:00 <mandyjane> spot was one of my faves as a kid
54:00 <mandyjane> i passed on my spot books to ruby
54:00 <mandyjane> and my humphrey teddy
56:00 <mandyjane> my tv shit itself
56:00 <Fez> What happened grug
56:00 <Fez> GRUG
57:00 <Fez> where u watching grug mandy
58:00 <simba> https://36.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8t0mcme7H1rdh87io1_500.jpg these kinds of photos are so weird
58:00 <mandyjane> grug?
58:00 <Fez> Yussss
58:00 <Fez> Grug
58:00 <mandyjane> nah i turned tv off to go have a shower and when i got back i turned it on and there was no picture, only audio.
58:00 <Fez> Do u remember grug?
58:00 <mandyjane> tried turning it on n off. punching it. even kicked it
59:00 <simba> lmao
59:00 <simba> kick it a bit more. i heard thats how you fix tv's
59:00 <Fez> Drop it
59:00 <mandyjane> nah simba
59:00 <mandyjane> i got a sore foot
59:00 <mandyjane> i'll leave the heavy fixin to the bloke
00:00 <AndChat-350625> Bah
01:00 <AndChat-350625> I've coughed so much my tummy is sore
03:00 <mandyjane> whats wrong
03:00 <mandyjane> go to doc
04:00 <mandyjane> hey Loof
04:00 <Loof> hey
05:00 <Loof> i feel like a coffee
05:00 <Loof> or 6
06:00 <mandyjane> u dont look like a coffee
06:00 <Loof> lol
10:00 <simba> i dont get why people pay netflix to send them shows that have been out for a decade that they can download for free
11:00 <simba> am i missing something here
11:00 <simba> or is it just the "guilt" thing that makes people do this
14:00 <AndChat-350625> Fear
16:00 <simba> is that really it? do you know?
18:00 <mandyjane> i dont do either
19:00 <mandyjane> i fail to understand people whos lives revolve around hanging out waiting for new eps to be realeased
19:00 <mandyjane> i get excited over a episode on the tv and people are like, yeah thats old it came out weeks ago
19:00 <mandyjane> .... it did if u have no life
20:00 <simba> people dont hang around waiting for channel 10 to get a hold of something if it came out a month ago
23:00 <mandyjane> nah
23:00 <mandyjane> i dont download anything
23:00 <mandyjane> not movies, not tv shows, not games, not music
23:00 <mandyjane> mostly coz im lazy
23:00 <mandyjane> but i got spotify for music
23:00 <mandyjane> and video shops for dvds
23:00 <mandyjane> and tv for tv shows
25:00 <simba> its less lazy to download then go to a video shop isnt it
25:00 <simba> and less expensive
25:00 <simba> then paying five bucks to hire something for two days
25:00 <simba> its free to keep!
25:00 <mandyjane> oi ive had sooo many laptops full of music
25:00 <mandyjane> and theyve been stolen or broken
25:00 <mandyjane> just over it
26:00 <mandyjane> i wanna buy a hard drive and like, give it to someone to fill up.. i dont care for that downloading shit. i dunno, call me weird
26:00 <simba> dont let people like johninja come over and drink beer near your electronics then :P
26:00 <mandyjane> lolol
26:00 <mandyjane> lesson learnt
27:00 <mandyjane> thanks for heads up
27:00 <mandyjane> ya bit late tho
27:00 <simba> go to download.com and get u torrent then go to pirate bay and type a movie name in then download it and boom wait 1 hour u have that movie
27:00 <simba> even kids are doin it 
28:00 <mandyjane> i know how to
28:00 <mandyjane> i dont wanna
28:00 <mandyjane> i dont pay for internet so i feel bad using heaps
28:00 <simba> oh yea
29:00 <mandyjane> yeah
29:00 <simba> unlimited nets is required
29:00 <mandyjane> yeah and fucks
29:00 <mandyjane> i think i need some fucks too
29:00 <simba> fuck the person who pays for net 
29:00 <simba> until they upgrade to unlimited
29:00 <mandyjane> lol
30:00 <mandyjane> its bigpond
30:00 <simba> gross
30:00 <mandyjane> and theyve got two teenagers, so im guessing it'd be a large plan
30:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10346385_1423383374613222_8147986831692966674_n.jpg
31:00 <simba> they probably download all the thing su want
31:00 <simba> get the teens to do it
31:00 <mandyjane> lol yeah
31:00 <mandyjane> they have a big dvd collection too
32:00 <mandyjane> i send ruby over, go get me a movie
32:00 <mandyjane> she comes back with gay shit like cinderella story
32:00 <mandyjane> and fucking frozen
32:00 <mandyjane> im sick on that fucking movie
32:00 <simba> thats Serenitys fav
33:00 <mandyjane> it was okay the first 23509875082 times i seen it
35:00 <simba> https://36.media.tumblr.com/c297a13999ee3a9a39e64bac96829543/tumblr_n551usZjwx1tsr9hvo2_r1_500.jpg
35:00 <simba> might try that 1 day
35:00 <mandyjane> not even gonna try it
35:00 <simba> oh its just 1 window streaming shows all day
36:00 <mandyjane> u try it
36:00 <mandyjane> my tummy hurts
37:00 <simba> drink some lemonade
38:00 <simba> lemonade has microscopic illuminati agents that destroy stomach bugs
38:00 <mandyjane> http://adultxpedia.info/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/Kat-Dennings-naked-pics-15.jpg
38:00 <mandyjane> nah its not a tummy bug, i have cramps
38:00 <Serenity> excuse me
38:00 <Serenity> i have never seen frozen
38:00 <simba> lol sif thats her body
39:00 <simba> ok its maurices fav
39:00 <mandyjane> lol
39:00 <mandyjane> lucky you Serenity
39:00 <simba> i get the two ultra sexy, drop dead gorgeous MILF ops confused
39:00 <simba> sorry
39:00 <mandyjane> simba, you got something on your nose
40:00 <simba> sorry i was going down on a meat pie
40:00 <ShadowLurker> :/
40:00 <mandyjane> http://www.fakecelebporno.com/fake-celeb-pictures/kat-dennings/kat-dennings02.jpg
40:00 <mandyjane> lol
45:00 <Loof> i just downloaded 8gb of charlie and lola
45:00 <Loof> and 5gb of dora the explorer
46:00 <Loof> fuck pay tv i'm getting rid of quickflix and foxtel before the trials end
47:00 <Loof> hardly use it
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> quickflix?! 
47:00 <Loof> i'm going to run out of weed by about saturday
47:00 <simba> not another one
48:00 <Loof> wont be pretty
48:00 <simba> i need green 4 saturday
48:00 <Loof> i've got one 4gram nugget left to last till monday, impossible
48:00 <mandyjane> lol
49:00 <mandyjane> im a broke ass nigga too :( hanging out for tax time
49:00 <Loof> i bought a ps3 so i'm broke this pay
49:00 <Loof> worth it though
51:00 <Loof> i have so many video tutorials i should be doing
51:00 <Loof> started back last monday
51:00 <Loof> and i've done jack
51:00 <mandyjane> u wanna do my exam tomorrow
52:00 <Loof> no thanks
52:00 <simba> coffee
52:00 <mandyjane> cunt
52:00 <Loof> i'm dreading exams
52:00 <Loof> actually have to leave the house for them
52:00 <Loof> lol
01:00 <mandyjane> ^ exactly how i feel
03:00 <simba> theres nothing 2 be scared of out there
09:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6qlhwpw1QA
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - In da Hill Top Zone (Dec 13, 2011) 2:49 - Category: Music - 1,565 - 15 likes (88.2%), 2 dislikes (11.8%)
44:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q2CBv9vatY
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bliss n Eso - Home Is Where The Heart Is (Official Video Clip) (Date not found) 4:26 - Category: Music - 472,172 - 3,136 likes (98.2%), 58 dislikes (1.8%)
45:00 <simba> uh oh ozzie hip hop
45:00 <simba> walkin down the street, listen 2 my ipod
45:00 <simba> aussie summer day
45:00 <simba> lovin aussie hip hop
52:00 <AndChat-350625> god
00:00 <{LeE}> Soup it is for this sick mummah 
13:00 <Dark_Weather> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQwG6Ya9pyY&list=RDDQwG6Ya9pyY
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - Category: Music - 55,112 - 198 likes (94.7%), 11 dislikes (5.3%)
24:00 <mrvdv> -_-
25:00 <BlackDevil> its voide
25:00 <BlackDevil> void
25:00 <BlackDevil> lol
25:00 <BlackDevil> fail
25:00 <Dark_Weather> if u id it worx
26:00 <Dark_Weather> quick get it to wrk
30:00 <simba> wb mrvdv
41:00 <simba> wb ShadowLurker, ilysm
43:00 <BlackDevil> thanks
46:00 <simba> BlackDevil go buy a gun from wallmart and shoot ur self
46:00 <simba> make sure u load it with at least 1x bullet first ok (gotta tell these americans every little step)
48:00 <BlackDevil> k
50:00 <simba> thank u
51:00 <Dark_Weather> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzZK4al4dvA
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Major Lazer - Aerosol Can ft. Pharrell Williams (Date not found) 3:19 - Category: Music - 1,554,150 - 14,120 likes (96.5%), 510 dislikes (3.5%)
51:00 <simba> whats with all the commercial rap/rock man
09:00 <wolfy> telstra finally plugs my line in at the exchange :)
10:00 <wolfy> been waiting days
11:00 <simba> yay now u can skype with mirza
11:00 <ShadowLurker> and porn
11:00 <wolfy> i need a cd to install on this other computer
12:00 <wolfy> need to use a burner
13:00 <wolfy> lol simba im not gonna skype with that curry muncher poof
14:00 <simba> dont u like have all his pics saved or something
15:00 <wolfy> i got a pic of his vic drivers license on a thumb drive
15:00 <wolfy> i will upload it later
16:00 <simba> he links to that every single time he joins here
16:00 <simba> everyone has seen it many times
16:00 <wolfy> i was thinking of photoshopping some shit on it
16:00 <wolfy> hey milk you know whats good
17:00 <wolfy> lol
17:00 <wolfy> milo
17:00 <wolfy> put milo with your milk
17:00 <wolfy> rofl
19:00 <milk> lol
19:00 <milk> rofl
19:00 <milk> :)
20:00 <wolfy> milo is good for you its got vitamin c
21:00 <wolfy> i rekon fish is the best tho
21:00 <wolfy> thats why dem eskimos live so long
22:00 <simba> Rofl.
23:00 <wolfy> i havent had internet for like 5 months nearly
24:00 <wolfy> that was so cool when the guy from telstra called
24:00 <wolfy> ahhh this is gonna be fun
25:00 <simba> r u with bigpond
26:00 <wolfy> nope tpg
26:00 <simba> good 1
26:00 <wolfy> my line wasn't plugged in at the exchange
26:00 <wolfy> its good i get unlimited dsl for like $70 a month plus fone with free calls
27:00 <milk> lol roflmao lol :)
27:00 <wolfy> its faster now
28:00 <simba> i changed 2 tpg its good but static ip
28:00 <simba> but static ip hasnt really been a huge problem yet
28:00 <wolfy> static can actually be a bit better
29:00 <wolfy> atleast you aint got people hoping around all the IPs and getting them all banned
29:00 <wolfy> get ya own one and if you fuckup its on you
29:00 <wolfy> works good for gaming servers
31:00 <wolfy> otherwise you would see people banning the whole ISP.
32:00 <simba> yea might play sum gamez
32:00 <wolfy> i play samp
33:00 <wolfy> if you play it dont use cheats they detect them
33:00 <milk> rofl
33:00 <simba> does that work with a steam installed san andreas cos i think thats what i have
33:00 <wolfy> i dunno about steam
33:00 <simba> i think they install games in dumb ways??
33:00 <milk> lol
33:00 <wolfy> i just download a torrent for san andreas
33:00 <wolfy> then download samp 
33:00 <wolfy> samp is only a few mb
34:00 <wolfy> some servers are hell into the role play
35:00 <milk> L'Oreal maketh the man
35:00 <milk> lol
37:00 <simba> cummeth the man cummeth the mannequin
06:00 <Sponge> guys I think the jews havve successfully taken down piratebay
06:00 <Sponge> can I get some feedback on this devvellopoing story
07:00 <Sponge> http://thepiratebay.se/
07:00 <Sponge> hwat you got soldiers?
07:00 <wolfy> i cant connect
08:00 <simba> hmm yea they all look down
08:00 <simba> http://proxybay.info/
08:00 <simba> might just have issues though
09:00 <simba> oh no they still work
09:00 <gremlinz> iptorrents.com ftw
11:00 <wolfy> would still be links up
18:00 <wolfy> hey mandyjane
19:00 <mandyjane> hey
19:00 <mandyjane> did no study simba
19:00 <mandyjane> just woke up
19:00 <mandyjane> hahaha
20:00 <simba> 4:1)
20:00 <simba> whats the exam on
22:00 <mandyjane> youth issues
23:00 <simba> like which color jellybean you wanna save for last?
23:00 <simba> thats a huge issue for any youth
25:00 <gremlinz> black
25:00 <mandyjane> yeah
25:00 <mandyjane> exactly simba
25:00 <simba> i bin the black ones
25:00 <mandyjane> racist
25:00 <simba> i hate the white ones too
25:00 <mandyjane> i dont eat lollies
25:00 <simba> lollyist!!!!
25:00 <Sponge> why do slutty irc chicks t hat like lots of colours like jelly beans. 
26:00 <wolfy> i drink milos
26:00 <mandyjane> but i did have a chuppa chup before
26:00 <Sponge> because they CUM in different colours
26:00 <wolfy> dorito anyone ?
26:00 <mandyjane> Sponge.. where did u get that joke? at the toilet store? its shit..
26:00 <Sponge> priimary school
26:00 <mandyjane> no thank u wolfy, i just had a wrap
26:00 <simba> doritos own!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
26:00 <mandyjane> yes
26:00 <Sponge> wraps are so much more healthier  than sandwicches and rolls
26:00 <wolfy> wrap !
27:00 <Sponge> i approve of wraps
27:00 <wolfy> wraps ftw
27:00 <mandyjane> wanktard..
28:00 <simba> wraps with rocket and cherry tomato and good chicken and dressing
30:00 <mandyjane> i had tuna salad and lettuce
30:00 <simba> lmao just found out elton johns real name
30:00 <simba> Reginald Kenneth Dwight
35:00 <Mew> WHAT
35:00 <Mew> are you joking
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <simba> youd think he would choose a better fake name then elton
38:00 <simba> at least people couldve called him reggie if he stuck with that
44:00 <Adonis> ugh
45:00 <Adonis> still feel like death
46:00 <mandyjane> i think i need a shower
47:00 <wolfy> wanna have one together
47:00 <wolfy> rofl
47:00 <wolfy> save water
47:00 <mandyjane> sure
47:00 <wolfy> water should be hot
47:00 <mandyjane> lol
47:00 <Adonis> lol
50:00 <simba> rofl
50:00 <simba> i dont trust people who overuse rofl
50:00 <simba> what are the chances theyre on the floor that often
50:00 <simba> slim 2 nun
51:00 <wolfy> wtf
53:00 <simba> whats this nick collision shit now
53:00 <simba> oh its to do with the net split 
30:00 <milk> mmm lunch
03:00 <fawks> !?
03:00 <Dark_Weather> ¡¿
07:00 <milk> 14:04 on a thurs
08:00 <milk> what to do, what to do
08:00 <simba> paste some more of those zany end of the world anti semetic things you paste when youre having an episode milk
08:00 <zaim> new suits
08:00 <simba> thats always fun
09:00 <milk> http://www.phdn.org/archives/holocaust-info.dk/auschwitz/Auschwitz/Summer44.jpg
10:00 <milk> might have a shave and brush my teeth and hair
12:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d458sm5ToWk
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Louis CK on piracy in Australia (Date not found) 1:22 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 43,729 - 465 likes (99.6%), 2 dislikes (0.4%)
17:00 <TheRon> carn the socceroos
17:00 <slinky_J> dhimumba!
17:00 <simba> carn the deutschlanders
17:00 <TheRon> germans
17:00 <slinky_J> yo
18:00 <simba> panda? didnt u leave irc
18:00 <slinky_J> this awesome movie was on this week, Slaughterhouse Five
18:00 <slinky_J> nah man
18:00 <slinky_J> I fkd with Picard.
18:00 <TheRon> right up there with porky's?
18:00 <slinky_J> nah, it's not a comedy TheRon
18:00 <slinky_J> but it is a 70's movie.
19:00 <slinky_J> This guy that goes back and forth through time, through his life
19:00 <TheRon> simba left must be 420
19:00 <slinky_J> almost
19:00 <slinky_J> haha
19:00 <slinky_J> guy killed me on BF4 yesterday has a dope leave and 420 as his emblem.
19:00 <slinky_J> wb baebz
20:00 <slinky_J> nice
20:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie
20:00 <FredFlinstone> oi oi oi
20:00 <slinky_J> ;)
20:00 <simba> pressed the wrong button
20:00 <FredFlinstone> are we playing tonight?
20:00 <slinky_J> I pressed that button once. Gay guys wouldn't stop calling me.
20:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
21:00 <slinky_J> lol
21:00 <slinky_J> saw a girl today i like
21:00 <slinky_J> a waitress
21:00 <FredFlinstone> good shit
22:00 <slinky_J> then this dude on his triumph started his bike up, so my eyes shifted to that!
22:00 <simba> i swear u said u were leaving #melb
23:00 <FredFlinstone> TheRon? is it on tele?
23:00 <TheRon> sat morning 8 am
23:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ok
23:00 <FredFlinstone> snap
23:00 <TheRon> sbs
23:00 <FredFlinstone> niceee
24:00 <FredFlinstone> bindy said we are going to win lol
24:00 <FredFlinstone> with a kangaroo advising her
24:00 <simba> i like how you say "we" one month every four years when australia are in the world cup
24:00 <TheRon> i don't bindy is all there
24:00 <simba> where are u the other 3 years??
24:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
24:00 <FredFlinstone> my stir fry tastes yummy
24:00 <simba> the soccerroos need u every day 
25:00 <TheRon> i don't watch a lot of soccer
25:00 <FredFlinstone> me either
25:00 <FredFlinstone> watched it when it was in that asain country near us
25:00 <FredFlinstone> was good
25:00 <TheRon> i get excited during qualifying and the world cup
25:00 <FredFlinstone> straight home from work
26:00 <FredFlinstone> going to queenscliffe tomorrow
26:00 <FredFlinstone> then back here for the footy
26:00 <milk> people are calling us England B
26:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf for?
27:00 <TheRon> i'm tempted to tip carlton this week
27:00 <FredFlinstone> well you'd be a fool
27:00 <simba> 0,4ENG4,0LAND0,4!!!!
27:00 <TheRon> hawthorn injuries
27:00 <FredFlinstone> hah
28:00 <TheRon> maybe i'm just hoping
28:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm
28:00 <TheRon> if carlton can push a team like geelong well......
28:00 <FredFlinstone> but you played shit
29:00 <FredFlinstone> means we are shittier
29:00 <TheRon> we did
29:00 <slinky_J> I swear I don't care, what you think. I know what I mean't. So stfu about it simba.. gosh dude
29:00 <slinky_J> like a girlfriend that won't stop calling to ask if you're still together.
29:00 <simba> eh
30:00 <TheRon> a shag and toss??
30:00 <slinky_J> that's right, eh.
30:00 <Rak> are you two still together?
30:00 <slinky_J> love a good root n boot TheRon lol!
30:00 <simba> geelong came off 100 point loss they were never gonna decimate the next week
30:00 <simba> slinky_J you said you were "leaving melb chan", theres no wrong way to interpret that...
30:00 <simba> just be a man and admit you cant leave, rather then lying about it...
31:00 <simba> then let the good men here talk about sports 
31:00 <TheRon> slinky_J: they are the classy way to do it
31:00 <wolfy> there is a large ammount of female police officers who have blonde hair 
31:00 <wolfy> they all look the same
31:00 <wolfy> like matrix agents
32:00 <wolfy> its wierd
32:00 <wolfy> anyone else notice this ?
33:00 <TheRon> there's this hot petite blonde country cop that i know
33:00 <wolfy> man
33:00 <wolfy> Nazi genetic experiments to breed the perfect Aryan
34:00 <milk> they all saw terminator III
34:00 <wolfy> yea
34:00 <wolfy> do you watch that TV show Rush ?
34:00 <TheRon> rush has that guy off playschool in it
34:00 <TheRon> the dad off offspring
35:00 <wolfy> without the internet i had nothing else to do but watch a few repeats of beverly hills 90210 fuck that reminded me so much of back in 1998 watching foxtel as a kid
35:00 <TheRon> sgt olden off the olden days
37:00 <slinky_J> simba, get off my cock man, want Mia Malkova on it. Not you..
37:00 <TheRon> who?
38:00 <Mew> ohhhh its back already
38:00 <slinky_J> man this movie is shit, American Hustle.
38:00 <TheRon> i liked it
38:00 <slinky_J> I like Christian Bale and Amy Adams
38:00 <slinky_J> if you like this, watch Carlio's Way.
38:00 <Mew> countdown to the next irc rage
38:00 <slinky_J> Carlito's Way.
38:00 <slinky_J> countdown to the next bogan rant.
39:00 <simba> im s|nnerfromoz
39:00 <TheRon> is bogan hunters on 7 mate any good?
39:00 <slinky_J> um
39:00 <slinky_J> not bad
39:00 <slinky_J> bit sad
39:00 <FredFlinstone> who the fuck owuld watch it honestly
40:00 <slinky_J> if people os see it, probably think we're all like that.
40:00 <slinky_J> Like they thought we're all like Croc Dundee..
40:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wffPwC8E7l4
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Build a Playstation 4 (Date not found) 2:46 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 3,877,970 - 68,681 likes (84.6%), 12,514 dislikes (15.4%)
40:00 <Mew> this ones for slinky_j 
40:00 <slinky_J> yeah cbf clicking.
40:00 <slinky_J> You're not even a gamer.
40:00 <Mew> yeah i am
41:00 <slinky_J> got a ps4 at mum I've played kz once.
41:00 <Mew> you can tell by watching that vid
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> why would I watch a vid you post?
41:00 <Mew> build a ps4 for your unit
41:00 <slinky_J> never posted anything worth watching.
41:00 <slinky_J> I live in a unit, sure.
42:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <Mew> thats totes worth watching
42:00 <slinky_J> is that bad? You rent a shitty house on K.I.
42:00 <slinky_J> I got something worth watching, http://www.bluespheremedia.com/2014/06/tigress-shark-world-first-woman-dances-with-tiger-sharks/
42:00 <slinky_J> that's cool.
42:00 <Mew> i didnt say its a bad thing unit boy, the less doors you have to punch the better
43:00 <slinky_J> hey TheRon, bro, I got a 70's style hat on just for American Hustle haha!
43:00 <slinky_J> unit boy..
43:00 <slinky_J> wtf r u on about
43:00 <Mew> backwards man?
43:00 <TheRon> i got my dads 70's style suit
43:00 <slinky_J> backwards
43:00 <slinky_J> nice TheRon!!!!
43:00 <TheRon> it comes out on special occasions
43:00 <slinky_J> i want some 70's style clothing
43:00 <slinky_J> sick as!
44:00 <slinky_J> I got a jacket n pants n gloves to get soon
44:00 <slinky_J> pants are influenced by stripey suit pants but more casual
44:00 <slinky_J> I want an end of 70's article of clothing.
45:00 <slinky_J> whole suit. lol, TheRon it's hard to find people that do that shit
46:00 <TheRon> nope
46:00 <slinky_J> ah
46:00 <Mew> if youre such a fashion connoisseur howcome you wear bogan singlets n t shirts with holes in em
46:00 <Mew> is it bogan chic?
46:00 <slinky_J> ?
47:00 <slinky_J> I'll wear what I want around the house.
47:00 <Mew> like fashionista bogan style
47:00 <slinky_J> guess you didnt see my new expensive set of clothes i have a pic of.
47:00 <Mew> ooo da da
47:00 <Mew> lmao
47:00 <slinky_J> oo da da I can afford shit.
47:00 <slinky_J> give it up Mew.
47:00 <TheRon> does germany have the same coach as the last world cup?
47:00 <Mew> and ooo fu bu?
47:00 <TheRon> he was a real fashionista type
47:00 <slinky_J> fubu?
47:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <slinky_J> k
48:00 <slinky_J> ok
48:00 <slinky_J> for u mew
48:00 <slinky_J> one sec.
48:00 <Resool> TheRon yes they do
48:00 <Mew> i dont care about your cheap jacket lol
48:00 <slinky_J> cheap?
48:00 <slinky_J> hah
48:00 <TheRon> wore these these really nice skivies and sweaters
48:00 <Mew> the fact you take photos of it is bad enough
48:00 <simba> deutschland!!!!
48:00 <slinky_J> I've got a wardrobe worth over seven thousand dollars now
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <Mew> lmfao!!!
49:00 <slinky_J> of nice clothes, not to mention the casual shit
49:00 <Mew> irc liez
49:00 <TheRon> simba is santa sam and ed doing the cup??
49:00 <slinky_J> lmfao!! ?
49:00 <milk> wankers
49:00 <TheRon> santo
49:00 <slinky_J> I like nice clothes
49:00 <simba> no idea m8
49:00 <slinky_J> why bag me out for it.
49:00 <Resool> there is a revival of all fashion style at least every 20 years
49:00 <Mew> cos u lie so much its just too easy
49:00 <slinky_J> lie
49:00 <slinky_J> nothing to prove to you
49:00 <simba> why lie into irc every day
50:00 <slinky_J> you're a fat bogan living on Kangaroo Island
50:00 <slinky_J> gets off on irc guys cracking onto her
50:00 <slinky_J> has no life
50:00 <Mew> stop repeating the words which describe you 
50:00 <slinky_J> excuse is raising a kid, have no goals.
50:00 <slinky_J> Nothing that'll better you in the long run
50:00 <simba> the guy who had to sell gta v to cashies for 20 bucks just to eat that day has a wardrobe full of expensive clothes? come on
50:00 <slinky_J> nothing to just know for yourself and smile for.
50:00 <simba> just too unbelievable
50:00 <simba> we're not idiots you know
50:00 <Mew> hahaha
50:00 <slinky_J> I sold that to them for a reason
51:00 <slinky_J> don't turn shit on me simba
51:00 <TheRon> you're not idiots but you are south australian
51:00 <simba> please stop lying to yourself learn to love yourself so others can love you
51:00 <slinky_J> I hated gta v
51:00 <slinky_J> sif I would trade it
51:00 <slinky_J> so some dude buys it, when I hate it.
51:00 <slinky_J> don't go on about the lying shit, stop pretending you know things you don't
51:00 <Mew> .....lol
51:00 <slinky_J> you're close to me
52:00 <Mew> hell hairy arse
52:00 <slinky_J> why don't you eat your words and see me, stop being an irc asshole simba.
52:00 <simba> what
52:00 <TheRon> i have never waxed my arse
52:00 <simba> what @ every line
52:00 <TheRon> if you have, drink up
52:00 <slinky_J> Mew you and Pirate are both fat cunts, living in a shitty rented house in a shitty part of K.I.
52:00 <slinky_J> you can't talk.
53:00 <slinky_J> Jonno, stop giving me shit for nothing, with her it's a laugh. Dunno why you do.
53:00 <fawks> The last photo panda showed us he was wearing these ugly pants that looked like they were patched by 8 yr old Indian boys.. They were like cargos and had patches. And he reckons he has good taste in clothes
53:00 <fawks> O dear
53:00 <slinky_J> not your style fawks
53:00 <slinky_J> that's cool
53:00 <fawks> Not anyone's style 
53:00 <simba> its not for nothing, i told you to stop having episodes in here every day so yuo said yuo were leaving this channel, now you cant even admit you said you were leaving
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <fawks> Cargos lol
54:00 <slinky_J> I guess they are, since they sell a lot
54:00 <slinky_J> and they arent cargos.
54:00 <TheRon> who wins league this weekend?
54:00 <fawks> Yeah at the markets.
54:00 <slinky_J> yer 200 dollar pants from the markets.
54:00 <simba> lol @ "with her its a laugh"
54:00 <TheRon> go the storm
54:00 <fawks> boo
55:00 <slinky_J> yeah well, sezz likes the shit i got
55:00 <Dark_Weather> Mew, u did gd wif that uh stick u, ur mamma 2 thing
55:00 <slinky_J> <3 :D
55:00 <Mew> lmao
56:00 <slinky_J> everybody wants to feel comfortable, if it's clothes or a car ot stuff in the house
57:00 <Mew> okay calvin klein
58:00 <slinky_J> * Resool thinks following the fashing is not hip, be cool and wear you own style
58:00 <slinky_J> ^
58:00 <slinky_J> that's right, right there.
58:00 <TheRon> you've done it again ck
58:00 <simba> ahh louis ck youve done it again
58:00 <fawks> You can have a comfortable style that is also fashionable 
58:00 <fawks> Also by not still wearing cargos in 2014
58:00 <TheRon> i like acid wash and moccassins
59:00 <fawks> lol
59:00 <fawks> cowboy boots and cock rings
59:00 <slinky_J> I don't have cargos
59:00 <fawks> I need to pee
59:00 <slinky_J> why are you saying I have cargos
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <slinky_J> go back to painting shit nobody gives a fuck about.
59:00 <fawks> You showed a picture of you wearing cargos
59:00 <slinky_J> not cargos
59:00 <fawks> Why are you denying this
59:00 <slinky_J> why're you saying my pants are cargos when they arent
59:00 <slinky_J> do you know what cargo pants are?
59:00 <fawks> LOL
00:00 <slinky_J> lol?
00:00 <slinky_J> so you don't/
00:00 <Mew> you may want to invest in some pants that have a cooling system in place for all the times you get burned on irc
00:00 <fawks> Lmao
00:00 <fawks> Ice pack
00:00 <slinky_J> im being burnt?
00:00 <fawks> In the cargo pants.
00:00 <slinky_J> by you two?
00:00 <slinky_J> okay
01:00 <Mew> the vengaboys rang they said they want their venga bus pants back
01:00 <simba> i told you you would stop the lads sport discussion
01:00 <fawks> FeDoRaZ BaBy!!!!!!!1
01:00 <TheRon> who wins the golden boot??
02:00 <TheRon> neymar?
02:00 <simba> thomas muller again
02:00 <simba> i think ronaldo and muller tied last time
02:00 <simba> someone and muller
02:00 <simba> muller is the fucken man
02:00 <TheRon> german?
02:00 <simba> ya
02:00 <simba> sturridge!!!!
03:00 <Dark_Weather> is mah junkie next door neighbour's last name
03:00 <TheRon> brazil and germany in the final?
03:00 <simba> his last name is sturridge? lol
03:00 <TheRon> as long as those cheating italians don't get in
03:00 <Dark_Weather> Muller
04:00 <TheRon> i still hold a grudge from the germany world cup
04:00 <simba> portugal could do pretty well ronaldo can pull them as far as he wants
04:00 <Resool> the germans will be out by semifinal
04:00 <TheRon> spain overrated?
04:00 <simba> i rate spain over brasil and argentina who seem to be super hyped up 
05:00 <simba> prob just cos they are south american
05:00 <TheRon> apparently uraguay is the team to watch
05:00 <slinky_J> what are venga bus pants
05:00 <simba> i am going 4 u r gay and enger land
05:00 <slinky_J> n what're the venga boys?
05:00 <simba> and HELLAS
06:00 <TheRon> ivory coast is my team
06:00 <simba> good c u in the groups
06:00 <Dark_Weather> is that teh lemon juice man?
06:00 <TheRon> i'm just disappointed lichtenstein didn't get in
08:00 <simba> i wonder if heritier lumumba is going over
08:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
08:00 <TheRon> depends who he pisses off
10:00 <simba> also france i am keen 2 watch them
10:00 <TheRon> is lumumba worse than adam goods?
10:00 <simba> they SHOULD be good but always fuck themselves 
10:00 <simba> belgium could be good 2
10:00 <FredFlinstone> no!
10:00 <TheRon> any sleepers we should keep an eye?
11:00 <Mew> pandas http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/lt/3/3b/Vengaboys-The_Platinum_Album-Frontal.jpg
11:00 <simba> belgium
11:00 <simba> lmao
12:00 <simba> literally dressed as gay sailors and cowboys
12:00 <TheRon> the vengaboys were all blokes
12:00 <simba> look how high those jeans are rolled up
12:00 <FredFlinstone> same designer as the aussies have?
13:00 <TheRon> how about those west indies
13:00 <TheRon> they're not even trying are they
14:00 <simba> how about the north indies
15:00 <FredFlinstone> how about my undies
16:00 <FredFlinstone> darren glass retired
17:00 <Dark_Weather> http://oi59.tinypic.com/6s6qt4.jpg
17:00 <simba> imagine if u could play the harp
17:00 <simba> bitches would be on u like bees on honey
17:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B94Pm_2YU40
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Great Fairy Fountain (arranged for harp solo) (Date not found) 2:51 - Category: Music - 12,054 -
17:00 <simba> lol
17:00 <simba> HELLAS
20:00 <TheRon> would it be worth not playing nic nat and just getting him ready for next season?
22:00 <TheRon> bumper crop in the next draft apparently, when will teams start tanking?
23:00 <TheRon> has st kilda already started?
24:00 <simba> yea
24:00 <simba> well if cox is slowing down they cant get ridda nic nat for this year yet
25:00 <TheRon> he's not fit
25:00 <simba> throw lycett in there!!
25:00 <simba> the big port man!!!
25:00 <simba> trade nic nat 2 port adelaide hes not gonna win a flag up there
26:00 <TheRon> for brent renouf?
26:00 <simba> lol yea
27:00 <simba> UNLIMITED FREE BURGERS this Friday from 11am-3pm at the brand new Grill'd Norwood! #Grilldelaide
27:00 <simba> c u thar Mew
27:00 <TheRon> they'd be asking for oillie wines or somebody you'd think
27:00 <Mew> i saw that
27:00 <Mew> imagine how busy itll be
27:00 <simba> yea imagine how many peopled youd know :barf:
28:00 <TheRon> what exactly would be in the burgers?
28:00 <fawks> Mm I want a nice burger 
28:00 <fawks> W bacon 
28:00 <simba> hopefully bacon and egg
28:00 <fawks> And cheese 
28:00 <TheRon> rat
28:00 <wolfy> 4,7.
28:00 <fawks> Rat burger
28:00 <wolfy> 7,4HUNGRY JACKS BACON DELUXE
28:00 <simba> rat?? only if that stands for RAD AWESOME TOPPINGS
29:00 <Mew> yuuuuum
29:00 <wolfy> A SUBWAY 7 DOLLAH FOOT LONG SUB
29:00 <Mew> im so getting hjs next weekend
29:00 <fawks> I won a free whopper last week
29:00 <fawks> I've never tried em before
29:00 <wolfy> HAHAHA
30:00 <Mew> yuuuuuuuuuuuum
30:00 <simba> "unlimited free burgers".. that sounds amazing i hope theres no catch
30:00 <TheRon> may i suggest a fresh home made burger
30:00 <Mew> bacon deluxe is my fav
30:00 <fawks> There's be a limit per person 
30:00 <simba> what did u think faux
30:00 <fawks> I haven't tried it yet
30:00 <fawks> Lol
30:00 <fawks> I've only ever had the grilled chicken from hjs
30:00 <TheRon> i get bacon deluxe no tomato no mayo
30:00 <simba> theyre nice
30:00 <fawks> I'd try the whopper though 
31:00 <Picard> ffs fawks are u here 24/7
31:00 <simba> the mayo is what makes them 
31:00 <simba> fawks is never here
31:00 <fawks> Wtf I just got on you fat cunt
31:00 <simba> shut up andrew the pharoah
31:00 <TheRon> if you asked for onion and egg, would hj's do it?
31:00 <fawks> I don't mind their grilled chicken without the tomato though 
31:00 <Picard> simba go suck a dick u faggot cunt
32:00 <Picard> get fucked
32:00 <simba> they have sweet potato chips 2
32:00 <Picard> you will be my next victim lad
32:00 <simba> they own ridiculouslky hard
32:00 <simba> ridiculously
33:00 <TheRon> just from a distant sun we'll shower over everyone
33:00 <Doodle> *jizz
34:00 <TheRon> doodle, you didn't?
34:00 <Doodle> no
34:00 <simba> Doodle plays the harp during foreplay
34:00 <simba> he knows how 2 get the juices flowing
34:00 <Doodle> everyone does that dont they
34:00 <TheRon> i play the flute
34:00 <simba> i would if i could
35:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.grubfinder.com.au/nsw/willoughby_woodfire_pizza_kebab
35:00 <Dark_Weather> open menu n look down at charcoal kebab
35:00 <Dark_Weather> the lamb 1 is my fave
36:00 <TheRon> if new zealanders have sex with lambs is that considered being a pedo?
36:00 <wolfy> i think so
37:00 <simba> if new zealanders hum stevie wonders "isnt she lovely" while banging a sheep is it more or less romantic?
37:00 <wolfy> lol
37:00 <wolfy> south park
37:00 <TheRon> how do new zealanders find sheep in long grass??
37:00 <TheRon> very satisfying
37:00 <simba> jokes like that make me miss trevor marmelade
38:00 <Fez> <TheRon> boobs
38:00 <Fez> Breasts
38:00 <Picard> he is a fuckhead
38:00 <TheRon> norgs
38:00 <TheRon> i like trebv
38:00 <TheRon> trev
39:00 <Picard> i see joshua  is back
39:00 <Doodle> i met trevor marmalade
39:00 <Doodle> woo
39:00 <Picard> so much for his rant and never returning
39:00 <TheRon> we need a man behind the bar, billy brownless doesn't do it for me
39:00 <Doodle> over the road from channel 9 studios
39:00 <Picard> marmalade wasnt funny
39:00 <Picard> he is a cumstain
39:00 <simba> hes still doing stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p77bwPTo3Es&list=PL1CC9C339FB51F7B5
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Get Your Kids To Move Out: Pt 1 (Date not found) 1:11 - Category: Comedy - 50,710 - 110 likes (93.2%), 8 dislikes (6.8%)
39:00 <Picard> best thing channel 9 did was piss him off
39:00 <TheRon> i was in tears with the collingwood stuff
39:00 <simba> its not as unfunny as i thought it would be
40:00 <simba> lol Picard, you have to be a very negative, very fat man to actually hate trevor marmalade that much
40:00 <simba> so.. i completely understand
40:00 <TheRon> i've experienced marmalade stand up, it's a good show
41:00 <Picard> lol i dont hate him, i just dont think he was fuuny
42:00 <TheRon> the collingwood scoreboard?
42:00 <simba> billy brownless talking about fiddy cent
42:00 <TheRon> carlton can work rest but just can't play
42:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/_KRwOSVW79o?t=12m24s
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Footy Show 2014 E14 June 5th 576p x264 (Date not found) 01:31:22 - Category: Sports - 620 views - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
43:00 <simba> g-g-g-g-unit
44:00 <TheRon> simba have you noticed that sam's mailbag is more 9.30 now?
44:00 <simba> ive noticed they are trying to keep sam more quiet
45:00 <TheRon> the housewive's delights still puts me in tears
45:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-0/10348996_10152280799737670_1277190115547720709_n.jpg
45:00 <simba> maybe its to quell stuff like the housewives delights lol
46:00 <TheRon> maybe
46:00 <TheRon> the minge chapel?
46:00 <slinky_J> minge
47:00 <simba> memingeococcal
47:00 <slinky_J> lol
47:00 <slinky_J> mingencockall
47:00 <TheRon> hello ladies!
47:00 <Picard> lol @ joshuaaaaa
47:00 <slinky_J> didnt mind that movie in the end TheRon
48:00 <TheRon> that 70's movies?
48:00 <TheRon> thai beef for tea
48:00 <Picard> sounds alright
48:00 <slinky_J> yeah
49:00 <slinky_J> haha liked it!
49:00 <slinky_J> lols
49:00 <wolfy> im havin fish
49:00 <slinky_J> yummmmm
50:00 <TheRon> cooked in foil with butter onion and lemon??
50:00 <slinky_J> mm yum
50:00 <slinky_J> or baked with dill
50:00 <Picard> you're a fucking dill
50:00 <TheRon> dill and onion are basically the same flavour
50:00 <slinky_J> id eat today but i skipped fasting tuesday
51:00 <wolfy> some parents probably bring their kids up the wrong way giving them fast food all the time i always had home cooked meals as a kid fast food rarely 
51:00 <slinky_J> so fasting thursday instead
51:00 <TheRon> i'm fast fooding friday
51:00 <Picard> fasting= 
51:00 <Picard> fasting= " i didnt bash and rob anyone today i have no money"
51:00 <wolfy> fast food would be a special occasion
51:00 <slinky_J> lmao
51:00 <wolfy> like a big mac or a pizza
51:00 <slinky_J> i do a fast one day a week
52:00 <slinky_J> helps with memory
52:00 <Picard> dont eat when u meth rage?
52:00 <slinky_J> starve your mind, forces it to create new cells and pathways
52:00 <TheRon> i fasted yesterday, only had like some soup and a sandwich
52:00 <slinky_J> recommended is to fast over a weekend and just eat half what you would.
52:00 <Picard> dont the drugs and alcohol kill brain cells?
52:00 <erlich> You'll need to fast more if you can't remember what you say over the phone
53:00 <Picard> lol erlich
53:00 <erlich> Maybe make every month Ramadan
53:00 <Picard> i still have that msg
53:00 <slinky_J> lol
53:00 <Picard> :P
53:00 <Picard> cut your head off andy
53:00 <slinky_J> nothing to do with things you dont care about remembering.
53:00 <Picard> "do you understand andy"
54:00 <erlich> I wouldn't mind your poetry if you actually read them out that passionately
54:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <erlich> with the emphatic whispering at the right moments and the rise in tone to convey tension
55:00 <slinky_J> could do that
55:00 <slinky_J> how great, is poetry.
56:00 <TheRon> nope
56:00 <TheRon> unless it comes on a carlton draught bottle cap, probably not gonna appreciate it
57:00 <slinky_J> lol
57:00 <slinky_J> i love u man.
57:00 <TheRon> i'm a trogladite, is that the word
57:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxF4jqOevVg
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Google Glass Human (Date not found) 4:27 - Category: Comedy - 8,069,394 - 220,975 likes (98.4%), 3,528 dislikes (1.6%)
59:00 <slinky_J> lmfao
59:00 <slinky_J> :D
59:00 <slinky_J> naw 
00:00 <simba> do u think ital guy has balotelli on his shirt
02:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: how goes it?
05:00 <TheRon> when's syd v port?
05:00 <simba> early saturday
05:00 <simba> with rich freo
05:00 <TheRon> the 1.40?
06:00 <TheRon> it's the game to watch
06:00 <simba> f*** YEA
06:00 <simba> im tipping all the away sides friday and saturday...
06:00 <simba> except maybe adelaide north idk
07:00 <simba> then sunday all the home
07:00 <TheRon> i think the swans will win, no offense
07:00 <simba> thats ok its hard 2 call
07:00 <simba> i think we can Grind Em Down again
07:00 <simba> no tippet is good
07:00 <TheRon> just sydney at the their best is the best
08:00 <simba> havent even got to watch them run around many times this year
08:00 <simba> tom derickx looked like they derichmofied another dude
08:00 <simba> loos*
08:00 <simba> LOOKS
09:00 <TheRon> he's doing a job
09:00 <TheRon> till pyke comes back
09:00 <simba> is that this week
09:00 <TheRon> no idea
09:00 <simba> their entire 22 looks so strong 
09:00 <TheRon> won't know the teams untill the footy show comes on
10:00 <simba> whoa thats tonight
10:00 <TheRon> yep
10:00 <TheRon> more sam and dale swann?
10:00 <TheRon> dane
11:00 <simba> more inventions
11:00 <TheRon> he's an absolute genius
12:00 <simba> trying to see which game im sacrificing going 2 for my sister i think the dogs or demons one
12:00 <TheRon> damn
12:00 <TheRon> seeing cats vs dogs
12:00 <TheRon> for dads b'day
12:00 <simba> at kardinia?
12:00 <TheRon> yep
13:00 <TheRon> pub across the road does italian, we load up there then head across
13:00 <TheRon> annual family event, we all see a game together
14:00 <simba> are u form a dogs family
14:00 <TheRon> cats
14:00 <TheRon> we all love geelong
14:00 <Picard> coward
14:00 <simba> oh ok
14:00 <Picard> u wont answer me now u know im going to adelaide
14:00 <simba> dogs game is always a safe one to choose for a nice big win
14:00 <TheRon> went melbounre last year
15:00 <TheRon> rain 
15:00 <Picard> weak dog cunt
15:00 <TheRon> stayed in the pub for as long as we could
15:00 <TheRon> wore a coat, the jeans still got drenched
16:00 <simba> cant believe the cats kicked 37 goals against them the other year
16:00 <simba> i want to see that game
17:00 <doctor> TheRon when are you going to invite #melbourne for a pub crawl and a game of bowls
19:00 <TheRon> after winter
19:00 <TheRon> shit to go now
20:00 <Dark_Weather> I can go the other way fo a much bettah time
22:00 <TheRon> who do the tigers play this week
22:00 <simba> freo at the same time as us
22:00 <TheRon> freo win
22:00 <simba> poor tigers
23:00 <simba> they should tank it up but then not trade those kids away for old kents
23:00 <TheRon> hardwick has no imagination
23:00 <Picard> lol "us"
23:00 <simba> yes us
23:00 <simba> port adelaide is my club mate you wouldnt understand
23:00 <Picard> lmfao
23:00 <Picard> lol @ essendon
23:00 <simba> sshhh
23:00 <TheRon> coming 9th again would be cruel
23:00 <Picard> show cause noticed issued
24:00 <Picard> lmfao
24:00 <Picard> matthew will rage
24:00 <TheRon> yes!
24:00 <TheRon> hate the scum
24:00 <simba> theyll do well to finish 9th 
24:00 <TheRon> true
24:00 <TheRon> i'd toss it away now
24:00 <simba> geelong gold coast final.. imagine that
25:00 <TheRon> at skilled
25:00 <Picard> lmfaooooooooooooooooo @ essendon
25:00 <simba> do you know if gazza has been back there yet
25:00 <simba> i bet its all set up for this
25:00 <TheRon> has gazza resigned yet?
26:00 <TheRon> we'd have gazza as a small forward
29:00 <wolfy> Rock on.
29:00 <wolfy> Rock and Roll.
30:00 <TheRon> i wanna roc n roll all night
30:00 <faux> and party everydaay
30:00 <TheRon> yes!
31:00 <wolfy> Life in the fast lane.
31:00 <xm> let's get this party started. ive got my MP3 player script and trouts i slapped on the bbq
31:00 <TheRon> it's another tequila sunrise
32:00 <simba> polec out :~(
33:00 <TheRon> damn
33:00 <simba> boak monfries white.. Good Ins
33:00 <TheRon> dropped?
33:00 <simba> ankle
34:00 <TheRon> snow patrol - chasing cars
34:00 <Picard> oops
35:00 <simba> oops ur breathing
36:00 <TheRon> our house in the middle of the street
36:00 <simba> a brick....... haus
36:00 <xm> cause you dont really love me
36:00 <xm> you just keep me hanging on
36:00 <TheRon> nice
37:00 <TheRon> bee gees song
38:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
38:00 <wolfy> anyone smoke those e-cigs ?
39:00 <TheRon> she came from greece, she had a thirst for knowledge, she studied at st martins college
39:00 <wolfy> try this song
39:00 <wolfy> David Essex - Rock On
40:00 <TheRon> i know the song
40:00 <wolfy> The Eagles - Life In The Fast Lane 
40:00 <wolfy> this songs alright
41:00 <simba> OH BOY, WOW WEE
43:00 <TheRon> 420?
44:00 <simba> maybe tomorrow
44:00 <TheRon> hows about that show cause notice
45:00 <wolfy> Matthew 
45:00 <Matthew> what a relief!
45:00 <Matthew> there is now an end in sight
46:00 <wolfy> Matthew go suck your dads dick
47:00 <TheRiddler> stfu wolfy
49:00 <TheRon> kevin bloody wilson - it was over
50:00 <beehhh> you sent me off to another dimension and no action has been taken how could i be betrayed in that extent
50:00 <beehhh> nevertheless less i put my faith on better the scenario gets
51:00 <beehhh> you give chance to those yo feel like time will tell what was it meant for either of us and the country
51:00 <simba> Richmond AFL coach Damien Hardwick has told a television reporter "lucky you didn't wear a left hook" after the journalist questioned his team's hunger at a media conference today.
51:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <simba> fire up m8
52:00 <beehhh> after a century again im putting my bet onto england meaning you were always a convict nation for them
52:00 <TheRon> santa clause you cunt, where's me fucking bike
53:00 <beehhh> prove me wrong where did i go terribily wrong
53:00 <beehhh> hang over and being drunk are two different circumstances
53:00 <beehhh> getting drunk is another
54:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
55:00 <slinky_J> beehhh my love
55:00 <beehhh> hi mate
55:00 <slinky_J> you didn't go wrong
55:00 <slinky_J> the enviroment you were in did.
55:00 <simba> screw u mirza 
55:00 <TheRon> doin' the last lager waltz
56:00 <slinky_J> and then you went horribly wrong
56:00 <simba> screw u and ur sweaty drunk face
56:00 <slinky_J> lolz
56:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
56:00 <beehhh> i had three boxes before that box
56:00 <beehhh> buying wine in a bottle is unhealthy for the environment
56:00 <slinky_J> if I drank like you and chad combined. I'd be dead ten years ago.
57:00 <beehhh> port wine is what keeping me alive
57:00 <slinky_J> Still waiting for an invite to beagles funeral.
57:00 <slinky_J> "He died as he lived. Full of booze."
57:00 <simba> im gonna edit that pic to say SWEATY TRANNIE FUCKER so every time you link to it i can link to my version
57:00 <beehhh> beagle drinks the white or chardony
57:00 <beehhh> whats wrong with that pic simba?
57:00 <TheRon> always look on the bright side of life
57:00 <simba> we see it too much dude
57:00 <slinky_J> simba's nemesis  =  beehhh
58:00 <simba> i must edit it 
58:00 <beehhh> take a walk on the wild side
58:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLCqSMDEQsA
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kendrick Lamar - Swimming Pools (Explicit) (Date not found) 3:52 - Category: Music - 5,827,555 - 28,593 likes (98.7%), 391 dislikes (1.3%)
58:00 <slinky_J> take an empathetic journery, beehhh, into the shoes of others.
58:00 <slinky_J> and feel their pain.
58:00 <beehhh> newfondland is almost the same size of bangladesh but there is 170 million and other got 500hundred thousand
58:00 <slinky_J> self centered cunt
59:00 <beehhh> from london it would be much easier to escape there
59:00 <TheRon> they outlawed sodimy on newfoundland
59:00 <beehhh> newfy, find me when you wake up
59:00 <beehhh> that is alaska
00:00 <beehhh> people are highly mannered and edcated in st johnes only a population of 100 something
00:00 <beehhh> they travel this world frequently
00:00 <slinky_J> enamored?
00:00 <slinky_J> unequivical
01:00 <slinky_J> something to do in a life, one couldn't imagine doing.
01:00 <beehhh> fuck toronto full of ethnical blacks n asian
01:00 <slinky_J> get on the next boat, beehhh, and ride the fucking waves bro!
01:00 <slinky_J> It Hell.
01:00 <beehhh> next boat is going to england mate
01:00 <slinky_J> Into*
01:00 <slinky_J> Ya
02:00 <beehhh> i dont wanna niel down to asian in straya
02:00 <slinky_J> the fuck are you? German.
02:00 <simba> <beehhh> i lost my virginity in straya with an aussie hooker from stkilda back in 96
02:00 <simba> lol
02:00 <slinky_J> lmao
02:00 <beehhh> if i choose to born anywhere it would be french
02:00 <slinky_J> "Way bak n i wernt cryn, sme evertim.
02:00 <slinky_J> "
03:00 <beehhh> yup it was tru
03:00 <simba> loses his virginity to a hooker
03:00 <beehhh> in bangladesh sex is a sacred
03:00 <slinky_J> cool
03:00 <slinky_J> if it wasnt him, lost his virginity to a hooker.
03:00 <slinky_J> like if were one of us
04:00 <slinky_J> I was 13, that'd have been a laugh.
04:00 <simba> [04:35:18] <beehhh> my penis dont work man
04:00 <simba> [04:35:25] <shadsam> same
04:00 <simba> [04:35:28] <beehhh> literally died
04:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
04:00 <slinky_J> cut that shit off! And grow a new one
04:00 <beehhh> too much morfine i inject from melbourne
04:00 <simba> i think u mean mortein
04:00 <slinky_J> haha
04:00 <slinky_J> was gonna say
05:00 <simba> u mustve sprayed a lot of fly spray directly into ur sinuses to be this spastic
05:00 <slinky_J> I think it's mo-idiot-syndrome
05:00 <beehhh> the real jar from the doctor in south melrban
05:00 <simba> oh this is one of my favorites
05:00 <simba> <beehhh> i been drinking hot water my fart stincks been shitting a lot
05:00 <slinky_J> simba, this dude didn't eat paint chips as a kid, he was in India, he ate rotten meat as a kid.
05:00 <simba> just imagining him struggling through some all hot water diet
06:00 <simba> shitting water
06:00 <beehhh> simba be fairdinkum mate
06:00 <slinky_J> Relatives probably fished meat from the dead bodies they burn, send out onto the river, bring it back. Given him that laughing disease Papua ppl suffer from.
06:00 <simba> <beehhh> got headache from irc
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <beehhh> slinky_J what are the options after im done crying
06:00 <slinky_J> lol
06:00 <Serenity> i wish he'd drink rat poison
06:00 <slinky_J> move on
07:00 <slinky_J> only option.
07:00 <slinky_J> suicide's for punks.
07:00 <beehhh> yes moving on to next chapter of my life
07:00 <beehhh> this world is a bigger place
07:00 <simba> <Atari> i think pigeons are holy
07:00 <simba> that old coot was funny
07:00 <beehhh> 101 places to see before you die
07:00 <slinky_J> Do what we do, brave the cold and get warm, then.. Move the fuck on.
07:00 <beehhh> <simba> cum
07:00 <simba> <beagle> i talk to real life people about bee hornet all the time
08:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHA
08:00 <slinky_J> beagle was all
08:00 <slinky_J> he fkn msgs n calls me man
08:00 <simba> 1 more beagle quote <beagle> i was going nuts on paltalk doing martial art movies i learnt from computer games
08:00 <slinky_J> that lucie
08:00 <slinky_J> has some bikie friend
08:00 <slinky_J> n beagle was afraid for his life
08:00 <xm> i always thought beagle was kinda nie
08:00 <xm> nice(
08:00 <slinky_J> how do u shit off some goblin of a woman
08:00 <slinky_J> that you feel threatened.
08:00 <beehhh> <simba> shove them up my arse that will do
08:00 <xm> naive though
08:00 <slinky_J> How?
08:00 <slinky_J> Don't you slay her or something? I play video games.
09:00 <beehhh> to his dad...
09:00 <simba> i remember the first time i found out beagle actually has problems was this <beehhh> atleast beagle been honest about his diner n his mental disability
09:00 <xm> what is this beagle's disability?
09:00 <xm> asperger's?
09:00 <simba> dont think he actually used to talk about it but wd beehhh
09:00 <simba> not sure
10:00 <slinky_J> beagle is worse than beehhh
10:00 <beehhh> beagle simba & I had a three way chat on skype
10:00 <slinky_J> nah xm, can't categorise someone 
10:00 <stebie> 3way hey...
10:00 <slinky_J> that's unfair.
10:00 <beehhh> i'd never forget that
10:00 <simba> technically you and i chatted while beagle yelled in the background
10:00 <beehhh> stebie whats ur skype?
10:00 <stebie> lol
10:00 <slinky_J> beagle's just fucked
10:00 <slinky_J> predicament, circumstances
10:00 <beehhh> beagle is the coolest person in this planet
10:00 <slinky_J> enviroment, life.
11:00 <slinky_J> simple.
11:00 <xm> well i was pretty rude to beagle and he was just being polite about it
11:00 <stebie> beehhh, find me, i'm public
11:00 <beehhh> he listens his cat is always on his bed
11:00 <slinky_J> that's his way
11:00 <slinky_J> unless he's srsly drunk
11:00 <slinky_J> then he'll call you and abuse you.
11:00 <beehhh> ok stebie, i'll find ya when i wake p
11:00 <beehhh> up
11:00 <slinky_J> like he did me.
11:00 <stebie> that said, i don't use it
11:00 <slinky_J> though beagle isnt stupid
11:00 <slinky_J> like beehhh.
12:00 <slinky_J> Just makes stupid decisions.
12:00 <beehhh> simba sounds like a pussy on the skype hiding his face
12:00 <slinky_J> you spend a lot of time on skype, hiding your face?
12:00 <simba> u have to earn my face
12:00 <beehhh> i only skype with beagle
12:00 <xm> beehhh we should skype some time
12:00 <slinky_J> looks like CYBER CRIME! Gotta get on you.
13:00 <beehhh> ok xm we could
13:00 <xm> and i want to see norell
13:00 <slinky_J> oh, according to beagle, beehhh's wonderful to skype!
13:00 <beehhh> sure thing
13:00 <slinky_J> Long as you drink a cask of cheap white wine.
13:00 <beehhh> pm me ur adddy
13:00 <simba> i always forget my skype password it could be half a dozen things
13:00 <slinky_J> beehhh, go fuck an orang-utan dude.
13:00 <xm> sure
13:00 <slinky_J> opper n all
13:00 <slinky_J> I would.
14:00 <beehhh> xm r u from berry rd
14:00 <slinky_J> Be extinct soon, do fuck one and cut it up for swag.
14:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/eQ-pddLvpAA
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scuba - Adrenalin [HF030] (Sep 29, 2011) 8:14 - Category: Music - 256,577 - 1,216 likes (98.1%), 24 dislikes (1.9%)
14:00 <beehhh> i must have seen ya past
14:00 <slinky_J> hey simba check this out
14:00 <slinky_J> it's mad
14:00 <simba> wrong scuba track but o well
14:00 <xm> berry rd?
14:00 <Picard> jershua u low cunt
15:00 <slinky_J> http://www.bluespheremedia.com/2014/06/tigress-shark-world-first-woman-dances-with-tiger-sharks/
15:00 <beehhh> not only low hes broke on top
15:00 <Picard> nothing more then a coward
15:00 <slinky_J> check that simba
15:00 <slinky_J> :P
15:00 <beehhh> a heroin deal went wrong a dog spilt my mix
16:00 <Picard> simba did u are the drug fucked loser kiss and make up?
16:00 <simba> shut up andrew the pharoah
16:00 <Picard> simba answer the question
17:00 <simba> only for your daughters mobile number
17:00 <beehhh> gotta go jogging a thon
17:00 <beehhh> pain in the bun
17:00 <Picard> she doesnt have a phone
17:00 <beehhh> groin pain
17:00 <Picard> no need for one
17:00 <simba> what about sexting me
17:00 <beehhh> xm we will skype later tonigt
18:00 <xm> added
18:00 <Picard> she cant 
18:00 <Picard> no phone
18:00 <beehhh> ty...
18:00 <Picard> i make the rules in this house
18:00 <beehhh> skype is the best of all
19:00 <Picard> Matthew
19:00 <simba> do u live in the capital beehhh?
19:00 <beehhh> what should i do with it simba
19:00 <simba> 15 million people that is bigger than i expected
20:00 <beehhh> im now in miri sarawak at curtin uni
20:00 <simba> marowak
20:00 <simba> ok that is much smaller
20:00 <xm> one of my lecturers moved there i think
20:00 <beehhh> everything was a joke back there for me, wife turned hooker wanted me to disapper for good but you didnt
21:00 <xm> before he left he gave us the piss easiest exam
21:00 <beehhh> xm i see him sometimes
21:00 <Matthew> Caterpie
21:00 <Picard> simba what are your thoughts on asada and essendon?
21:00 <xm> open book with all the answers word for word inside
21:00 <beehhh> he rarely talks to anyone
21:00 <simba> imagine if beehhhs ex wife is a melbourne hooker that Picard has slept with 
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <beehhh> i forgot his name
21:00 <xm> what a great parting gift
21:00 <beehhh> simba im glad it wasnt you
21:00 <beehhh> cause i love yo
22:00 <beehhh> u
22:00 <simba> beehh loves white aussie ass
24:00 <Picard> she was simba
24:00 <Picard> she asked me did i know beehhh from irc
26:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> I'm outtah sugar
26:00 <wolfy> what do you need sugar for?
26:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> but I think there should be some palm sugar from memory in the pantry
27:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> coffee
27:00 <wolfy> i dont put sugar in my coffee
27:00 <simba> tastes like ass without it
27:00 <wolfy> i rekon it brings out the flavour of the coffee
27:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/AU1iQEVyGJA
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - - -
27:00 <simba> major choon
28:00 <Picard> simba u weak cunt, answer the question
28:00 <Picard> simba what are your thoughts on asada and essendon?
29:00 <simba> i know absolutely nothing about that and i dont care about it
29:00 <simba> i dont care about the womens weekly soap opera shit
29:00 <Picard> dont u watch the news?
29:00 <simba> old farts like you do
29:00 <simba> no
29:00 <Picard> asada have issues show cause notices
29:00 <Picard> palyers have one week to respond
29:00 <simba> doesnt matter 2 me
30:00 <Picard> weak
30:00 <Picard> it should matter, how would u feel if port lost a final to the drug cheats?
31:00 <simba> i reject the premise of the question
31:00 <Picard> port wont lose a final?
32:00 <Picard> lol 34 players
32:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> simba, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAYkao-LbEc
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ailo - Chronos (Date not found) 6:10 - Category: Music - 859 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
32:00 <simba> im gonna listen 2 that after this
32:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/KnMTBapj3Qg
32:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> put that shit full screen even
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Horsepower Productions - Poison Wine (Nov 22, 2010) 6:48 - Category: Music - 16,015 - 127 likes (98.4%), 2 dislikes (1.6%)
32:00 <simba> ok
33:00 <simba> this 1 rules
37:00 <slinky_J> Hey simba
37:00 <slinky_J> pm?
37:00 <slinky_J> I'm real happy about something.
40:00 <Picard> he found an old lady to rob on pension day thats why he is excited simba
41:00 <Picard> woo hoo adelaide on the 21st 
41:00 <Picard> simba wanna meet me at the cas for a beer?
42:00 <Picard> slinky_J` is afraid to meet me
42:00 <Picard> coward
42:00 <simba> no
44:00 <Picard> y?
44:00 <slinky_J> k
44:00 <Picard> i can buy
44:00 <Picard> i understand u guys on centrelink dont have much money
44:00 <wolfy> maccas carpark
44:00 <simba> why are you going to adelaide
45:00 <slinky_J> thought you had culture
45:00 <Picard> pleasure trip
46:00 <wolfy> glenelg ?
46:00 <Picard> yes
46:00 <Picard> always have a meal at the bay
46:00 <Picard> bit cold this time of year
46:00 <wolfy> i had a swim there
46:00 <slinky_J> glenelg
46:00 <Picard> nuh fuck that, sharks live there
46:00 <wolfy> wanted to stay at the stamford
46:00 <slinky_J> what a shit place to swim
46:00 <wolfy> nah didnt go out far
46:00 <slinky_J> too many people there
46:00 <slinky_J> :/
46:00 <Picard> u dont have to
46:00 <wolfy> just put my feet in
47:00 <Picard> sharks swim in shallow water
47:00 <slinky_J> there and semaphore, too many ppl
47:00 <Picard> oh so u waded
47:00 <slinky_J> and old dudes lay down naked n shit.
47:00 <Picard> does that turn u on slinky_J
47:00 <simba> shark cum
47:00 <slinky_J> Grange beach is where it's at
47:00 <Picard> maslins in the caves is your style slinky_J?
47:00 <simba> i havent been 2 glenelg since i was a teen
47:00 <slinky_J> we get dolphins down there
47:00 <slinky_J> or go norlunga
47:00 <Picard> simba cant afford the tram ticket?
48:00 <wolfy> port adelaide is a bit of a hole
48:00 <slinky_J> swim with fish out by the reef
48:00 <slinky_J> port adelaide is boom town
48:00 <slinky_J> fuck you talking about
48:00 <wolfy> boom for what?
48:00 <Picard> port adelaide is scumsville
48:00 <simba> lol
48:00 <slinky_J> For property
48:00 <simba> stop implying im poor dude i live in north adelaide
48:00 <slinky_J> development
48:00 <simba> i could probably buy your shitty little mildura house
48:00 <Picard> of course u do
48:00 <slinky_J> North Adelaide
48:00 <slinky_J> whoah
48:00 <slinky_J> you need money to live there.
48:00 <simba> i know u r probably insecure about money but im not so stop projecting pls
48:00 <Picard> i dont doubt u could if u had money lol
49:00 <slinky_J> I <3 North Adelaide
49:00 <wolfy> yer north adelaide
49:00 <simba> what is this #adelaide
49:00 <slinky_J> too bad that ice cream place skn shut down n moved onto thingo street
49:00 <Picard> by north adelaide u mean in a park near momorial drive?
49:00 <wolfy> i saw some famous guy walking in the park at north adelaide during fringe festival
49:00 <slinky_J> man, adelaide is a great city.
50:00 <Picard> adelaide is a shit hole
50:00 <simba> what kinda famous guy
50:00 <slinky_J> I sent a poem off to a director I know
50:00 <wolfy> yer ill meet you out the front of the ambassadors
50:00 <Picard> i wouldnt go there unless i had to
50:00 <slinky_J> in person, all that
50:00 <slinky_J> owe him a book
50:00 <simba> im gonna meet up with wolfy when Picard comes down, then we'll come bash you fat man
50:00 <slinky_J> sends me a great reply.
50:00 <Picard> did he laugh at u?
50:00 <simba> and draw shit all over your bald head
50:00 <simba> like KICK ME
50:00 <Picard> lol simba the coward cant come alone
50:00 <wolfy> haha
50:00 <slinky_J> works out of tas, last I heard.
50:00 <milk> anyone lookin' for some hot sex action?
50:00 <Mew> what was the poem?
51:00 <slinky_J> You know how many great things come from adelaide?
51:00 <Picard> milk if u want anal msg simba
51:00 <slinky_J> Mew you want to read it?
51:00 <wolfy> adelaide is the arts capital 
51:00 <wolfy> yer
51:00 <Mew> can you paste it for the class please
51:00 <wolfy> lot of famous people
51:00 <slinky_J> like. want to
51:00 <slinky_J> brb phone fk br
51:00 <simba> Picards using the old loners tactic of trying to bully someone into hanging out with him haha
51:00 <simba> thats not how u make friends andy
51:00 <milk> to me Tetanus is an allergic reaction to rusty metal
51:00 <Picard> come alone and i will punch the fuck out of u 
51:00 <Picard> coward cunt
52:00 <wolfy> ill punch ya in the kidneys cunt
52:00 <simba> are you challenging me to a fight andrew
52:00 <Picard> you are a coward
52:00 <simba> you realise that youre like almost 50 and really fat
52:00 <wolfy> Picard, meet me at whitmore square cunt
52:00 <Picard> wolfy suck my dick
52:00 <fawks> lmao
52:00 <wolfy> out the front of vinnies
52:00 <Picard> is that where u shop?
53:00 <fawks> Panda does
53:00 <wolfy> lol you even know where im talking about ?
53:00 <Picard> lol
53:00 <Picard> no fucking idea
53:00 <wolfy> adelaide cbd right
53:00 <wolfy> behind the markets
53:00 <wolfy> near the court house
53:00 <Picard> asian markets?
53:00 <wolfy> they not all asian
53:00 <xm> let's have a channel meet up and beat each other up with shovels like teenage girls
53:00 <simba> wolfy do you go to that internet cafe next to breadtop on gouger st?
54:00 <Picard> simba is a coward, he wont show
54:00 <simba> show where?
54:00 <Picard> simba where in elizabeth do u live?
54:00 <fawks> lol.
54:00 <wolfy> simba, sniper internet cafe
55:00 <simba> is that in the city
55:00 <wolfy> yes
55:00 <slinky_J> back
55:00 <slinky_J> mum rang
55:00 <Picard> simba had a tough upbringing, single mother, drug abuse,child abuse and he had to witness his mother working as a $50 rub n tug woman
55:00 <simba> idk if thats the one im thinking of
55:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penis_removal
55:00 <slinky_J> think im getting early bday pres tomorrow
55:00 <simba> why is Picard raging at me now
55:00 <Picard> rage?
56:00 <slinky_J> maybe you did something wrong.
56:00 <simba> im sorry i dont want to meet you ok
56:00 <simba> try 2 move on
56:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
56:00 <Picard> i want to belt u
56:00 <Picard> coward
56:00 <simba> why
56:00 <slinky_J> He did want to meet us
56:00 <Picard> just for fun
56:00 <Picard> watch u bleed
56:00 <slinky_J> he did meet the other two, from random.
56:00 <stebie> milk, ... removal?
57:00 <stebie> why???
57:00 <Picard> meet us?
57:00 <slinky_J> Maybe he wanted to funnel some lovejoy milk into our guts.
57:00 <slinky_J> milk!
57:00 <simba> but surely you realise that you wouldnt be able to fight anybody at your current size/age
57:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about jershua
57:00 <stebie> unless it's removing it from someone's ass
57:00 <slinky_J> oh
57:00 <slinky_J> *takes Picard off ignore*
57:00 <slinky_J> Hey babe, hey. Honey!
57:00 <Picard> lol as if u had me on ignore faggot
57:00 <faux> howd you know he spoke to you if he was on ignore
57:00 <faux> .......
58:00 <faux> :|
58:00 <Picard> u cant miss out on anything
58:00 <slinky_J> * Removed *!*[email protected] from ignore list
58:00 <slinky_J> -
58:00 <slinky_J> [19:27] <slinky_J> Hey babe, hey. Honey!
58:00 <slinky_J> [19:27] <Picard> lol as if u had me on ignore faggot
58:00 <stebie> he didn't
58:00 <Picard> 0wned by faux
58:00 <slinky_J> guess so.
58:00 <stebie> he responded to simba
58:00 <slinky_J> yer ^
58:00 <faux>  [19:57] <Picard> wtf are u on about jershua
58:00 <stebie> <simba> why is Picard raging at me now
58:00 <slinky_J> jershua
58:00 <slinky_J> lol nice
58:00 <faux> [19:57] <Picard> wtf are u on about jershua
58:00 <faux> [19:57] <@stebie> unless it's removing it from someone's ass
58:00 <faux> [19:57] <slinky_J> oh
58:00 <faux> [19:57] <slinky_J> *takes Picard off ignore*
58:00 <faux> [19:57] <slinky_J> Hey babe, hey. Honey!
58:00 <faux> .
58:00 <Picard> good story jershua
58:00 <slinky_J> I didn't see that.
58:00 <milk> he's a man who knows that when another man chops your dick off, he doesn't care. not only that, he usually thinks it's funny...
58:00 <faux> oh conveniently akes picard off ignore when he speaks 
59:00 <Picard> good story hey faux
59:00 <simba> conveniently bakes a cake 4 Picard
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <stebie> well, that does match Picard's host
59:00 <stebie> don't think he would've faked logs that quick
00:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xTPHORgRC8
00:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bertie Blackman - Run For Your Life [OFFICIAL AUDIO] (Date not found) 3:27 - Category: Music - 4,981 - 61 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
00:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10462943_1420545194892729_1538774271866862584_n.jpg
00:00 <stebie> unless the ignore rule didn't cover channels, which is possible
00:00 <faux> chocolate trufflez
00:00 <faux> teach me how to truffle teach me teach me how to truffffffle
00:00 <slinky_J> anyway
00:00 <slinky_J> I went to far
01:00 <slinky_J> a thing that was funny to so far
01:00 <stebie> okie dokie
01:00 <slinky_J> I'm sorry Andy. Picard, for harrassing you over the phone.
01:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V1VMkuyx0&feature=kp
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter, Bjorn and John - Young Folks (Aug 29, 2006) - Category: Music - -
01:00 <slinky_J> About everything.
01:00 <slinky_J> Sorry man.
01:00 <Picard> thanky Joshua, i appreciate you saying that
02:00 <Picard> now dont rage on me again
02:00 <stebie> lol
02:00 <slinky_J> For threatening your kids, and anything else.
02:00 <Picard> thankyou*
02:00 <stebie> irc sincerity...
02:00 <Picard> lol stebie
02:00 <stebie> what's for dindins
03:00 <simba> medidation
03:00 <stebie> no
03:00 <slinky_J> Ten eccies
03:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvl91vYHiUI
03:00 <Picard> chicken
03:00 <slinky_J> with some fanta?
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jungle - Time (Audio) (Date not found) 3:36 - Category: Music - 117,519 - 968 likes (99.1%), 9 dislikes (0.9%)
03:00 <stebie> ten tickles
04:00 <simba> fanta laced with the finest bull semen out of uganda
05:00 <slinky_J> lol
05:00 <Picard> im sure u know all about that
05:00 <slinky_J> Bull semen laced with the finest Goat Milk.
05:00 <slinky_J> I reccommend kissing his arse.
05:00 <slinky_J> He's Greek. Greek women have nice butts.
06:00 <Mew> ohmmmmmm
06:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hN5X4kGhAtU
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Empire Of The Sun - We Are The People (Apr 22, 2010) 5:13 - Category: Music - 21,405,434 - 99,340 likes (97.7%), 2,322 dislikes (2.3%)
08:00 <Picard> greek women mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
08:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cyk7utV_D2I
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cinnamon Challenge ... by GloZell and her Big Behind Earrings (Jan 30, 2012) 3:04 - Category: Comedy - 37,764,273 - 264,446 likes (96%), 11,093 dislikes (4%)
09:00 <stebie> chicken does sound good
10:00 <Picard> my chicken was good
10:00 <Picard> chicken, asparagus,beans,corn mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10:00 <Picard> wb Matthew
10:00 <Picard> #melbourne   matty!!!
11:00 <Picard> we love u
11:00 <Picard> hey brettingham1
11:00 <brettingham1> 34 careers OVER
11:00 <brettingham1> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
11:00 <Picard> glorious
12:00 <Picard> nothing was going to happen so i was told
12:00 <Picard> untouchable
12:00 <Picard> Lumeah hows ya hair?
12:00 <brettingham1> a very reliable source on irc said nothing would happen
12:00 <brettingham1> lolllllllllllllllllll
12:00 <Picard> yes he id
12:00 <Picard> did
14:00 <faux> rolfll https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFo4AqyIPsA
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Salt and Ice Challenge ... W/ Lipstick on her teeth ... GloZell (Date not found) 5:54 - Category: Comedy - 10,785,766 - 99,918 likes (96.7%), 3,442 dislikes (3.3%)
15:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1Kl7lwvY0M
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Example - Boulevard of Broken Dreams (jjj likeaversion) (Oct 23, 2011) 4:20 - Category: Music - 56,598 - 292 likes (95.7%), 13 dislikes (4.3%)
15:00 <Serenity> you're all gigantic homos
15:00 <ShadowLurker> o/`
15:00 <stebie> lol
15:00 <Serenity> heres the biggest one of all
15:00 <stebie> hi2u2
15:00 <Serenity> heya stebies
15:00 <simba> u
15:00 <Picard> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thymosin_beta-4
15:00 <slinky_J> I want chicken
16:00 <stebie> Picard, is that the banned substance?
16:00 <simba> Serenity invented dubstep
16:00 <slinky_J> nice slowly cooked
16:00 <Picard> yes
16:00 <Serenity> im making chicken stir fry
16:00 <Picard> ive used it on my horses
16:00 <slinky_J> like red meat
16:00 <Picard> there hair fucking fell out
16:00 <slinky_J> oh yum sezz
16:00 <Picard> had bald patches all over them
16:00 <slinky_J> <3
16:00 <simba> whats ur best horse andy
16:00 <slinky_J> leave some for me inna dog bowl kk
17:00 <slinky_J> i'll run up n lick it all out.
17:00 <simba> how did u think of the name Hayabusa Flyer
17:00 <Serenity> i have a friend that uses the nick hayabusa online
17:00 <slinky_J> You see the first ep of Dexter
17:00 <Picard> ummm i had a mare win 12 races from 40 starts
17:00 <slinky_J> man that was awesome!
17:00 <Picard> i didnt name him simba
17:00 <brettingham1> matty fake quitted
17:00 <faux> picard singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6uhqfHipds
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: XFactor Judges Can't Stop Laughing!! (Nov 21, 2010) 1:30 - Category: Comedy - 21,279,921 - 59,479 likes (93.5%), 4,111 dislikes (6.5%)
17:00 <simba> fake quitted
18:00 <stebie> fake quitted
18:00 <Picard> pity he  doesnt quit life
18:00 <stebie> that's mean, Picard
18:00 <Picard> i say it how it is
19:00 <Serenity> lol @ that faux
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <brettingham1> hello stebie AKA 0,3 antenna man 
19:00 <milk> piccajew is there a point to this?
19:00 <Picard> http://www.peptidesciences.com/tb-500    <---stebie its easy to buy
20:00 <faux> Serenity https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUyKpfbB9M8
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Most psycho American Idol contestant ever, Mary Roach !!! (Feb 5, 2009) 6:44 - Category: Comedy - 16,375,720 - 58,528 likes (87.8%), 8,133 dislikes (12.2%)
20:00 <stebie> Picard, and essendon bought in bulk
20:00 <Picard> lol yes
20:00 <Picard> i paid $1200 for 5 vials
21:00 <stebie> brettingham1, yep, i'm mr antenna
21:00 <Picard> one a week for a month to a horse, then top up with one a month after
21:00 <stebie> Picard, do you feel on top of the world?
21:00 <Picard> not for me, the horses lol
21:00 <stebie> ohhh
21:00 <simba> its funny how horse racing is like the total opposite to other sports, they just pump the animal with so many drugs it either wins or gets slaughtered
21:00 <stebie> lol
21:00 <simba> its like who can afford the best shit
21:00 <stebie> simba, yep
21:00 <simba> poor horses
21:00 <Picard> customs kept my  AOD9604 the cunts
21:00 <simba> i hope theyre tripping hard when they get put down
21:00 <Picard> cost me $300
21:00 <ShadowLurker> its like who gives a shit
22:00 <stebie> lol
22:00 <Picard> lol simba its not that easy u know\
22:00 <Picard> they do drug test lad
22:00 <simba> do any horses race clean though
22:00 <Picard> some do
23:00 <Picard> u can use certain things and its no agaisnt the rules
23:00 <Picard> everybody does this
23:00 <Picard> cobalt is the drug of choice at the moment
23:00 <simba> u ever tried a bit of ketamine urself?
23:00 <Picard> nopte
23:00 <Picard> its a sedative, why would i
23:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> speshal k
24:00 <Picard> The_Lone_Deranger yes, thats exactly what its called
24:00 <slinky_J> I like sedatives
24:00 <brettingham1> have some ketamine Picard
24:00 <brettingham1> it will fuck u up mate
25:00 <slinky_J> get ya to sleep quick
25:00 <simba> andrew deals hard drugs to his horses
25:00 <slinky_J> or numb you some. Think clearer.
25:00 <Picard> no thanks
25:00 <slinky_J> depends on the problem.
25:00 <simba> ur against drug use unless ur pumping an animal full of em to win u money 
25:00 <Picard> correct
26:00 <Picard> whatever it takes......
26:00 <slinky_J> Picard, I take two of the same pill, every morning, has meant that I havent suffered a depressive episode this year.
26:00 <slinky_J> You with that?
26:00 <Picard> ok
26:00 <simba> would u dress in a horse suit with ur mate and run the race if u had to
26:00 <Picard> no simba
26:00 <simba> if the horse died
26:00 <simba> what if it ODd
26:00 <Picard> u are being a moron
26:00 <slinky_J> wish I had that one like in Limitless, ay simba!
26:00 <brettingham1> Picard feeds drugs to horses then has sex with them
26:00 <simba> ur right u wouldnt fit into any horse suits 
26:00 <brettingham1> or is that shazza who does that
27:00 <simba> u would have 2 custom make it out of brown bed sheets
27:00 <Picard> lol brettingham1
27:00 <slinky_J> Heroin, like OJ Simpson, it kills you.
27:00 <Picard> 22 jump street, who has seen it
27:00 <slinky_J> 21
27:00 <Picard> no 22
27:00 <Picard> new one is 22
27:00 <slinky_J> no
27:00 <slinky_J> wait
27:00 <Picard> yes dickhead
27:00 <slinky_J> *doesnt say*
27:00 <Picard> its called 22 jump street
28:00 <slinky_J> oh I had a thing to say
28:00 <slinky_J> cbf
28:00 <simba> its called 69 cum lane
28:00 <Picard> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2294449/
28:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: 22 Jump Street (2014) - 8.1/10 of 4,645 votes - Stars: Channing Tatum, Jonah Hill, Ice Cube - Rated: Rated R for language throughout, sexual content, drug material, brief nudity and some violence - Runtime: 1hr 52mins - Genre: Action, Comedy, Crime - Release Date: 13 June 2014 (USA)
28:00 <simba> lol
28:00 <simba> jonah hill and ice cube
28:00 <simba> yep hold up let me go download that
28:00 <simba> not
29:00 <ShadowLurker> 1st one wasnt too bad considering
29:00 <Picard> funny shit im sure
29:00 <Picard> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2004420/?ref_=tt_rec_tt
29:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Neighbors (2014) - 7.1/10 of 39,125 votes - Stars: Seth Rogen, Rose Byrne, Zac Efron - Rated: Rated R for pervasive language, strong crude and sexual content, graphic nudity, and drug use throughout - Runtime: 1hr 37mins - Genre: Comedy - Release Date: 9 May 2014 (USA)
29:00 <Picard> that was funny
30:00 <simba> ur totally down with the hip actors of today
30:00 <simba> i think u even look like seth rogan
30:00 <Picard> idiot
30:00 <simba> bazinga
31:00 <couleurs> agreed
31:00 <ShadowLurker> i feel that Picard needs to shut the fuck up
31:00 <slinky_J> El Ka-Boom!
31:00 <slinky_J> simba you gotta download The Critic season 1 and 2
31:00 <simba> if phillip seymour hoffman was still alive he would play andrew "picard" the pharoah in irc: the movie
31:00 <slinky_J> simpsons cunts made it
32:00 <simba> and julia roberts would play Serenity
32:00 <Serenity> just. dont
32:00 <simba> as the mother of irc
32:00 <slinky_J> Phillip Seymour Hoffman was still alive, just before he died, recapitulate.. Says "Don't die naked, fellas."
32:00 <slinky_J> don't die naked!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
33:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!
33:00 <Bastardly_One> its back
33:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off again for a few days
33:00 <simba> guess whos back back again
33:00 <Bastardly_One> we actually enjoyed the channel without you in it
33:00 <simba> - eminem, when he was back
33:00 <faux> simba
33:00 <slinky_J> think you can come back, after your pedo episode and say if somebody can and can't?
34:00 <faux> have you seen this kid
34:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYIVFPNrim8
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cute 3 Year Old Chinese Boy Performs For An Audition (Date not found) 9:33 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 363,245 - 2,526 likes (97.3%), 69 dislikes (2.7%)
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what was that?
34:00 <slinky_J> fk off dude, go shave ur head, wipe ur nose ring.
34:00 <faux> if not pls watch ty
34:00 <Bastardly_One> want to repeat that?
34:00 <simba> watcxhing
34:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus fuck this shit again
34:00 <Picard> jerhsua behave
34:00 <Picard> jershua***
34:00 <slinky_J> kk Picard
34:00 <Bastardly_One> needs a fucking ban again 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
34:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One dont be a cunt
35:00 <simba> i need this fucking pumpkins now
35:00 <Bastardly_One> give a fuck now Picard
35:00 <Bastardly_One> [20:33] <slinky_J> think you can come back, after your pedo episode and say if somebody can and can't?
35:00 <Picard> im the new sheriff in this town, do as u are fucking told
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up and go find a gym
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you fat cunt
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you look 50 odd
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're younger than I am
35:00 <ShadowLurker> i thought yesterday or the day before you were both told to stfu or get banned
35:00 <slinky_J> I'm not fat
36:00 <Picard> stebie has appointed me an op, so shut the fuck up or i will deal with u
36:00 <slinky_J> I used to be.
36:00 <Serenity> i am trying to eat my dinner fucking behave
36:00 <simba> lol hes doing the robot
36:00 <Picard> lol cunt who cares how i look
36:00 <faux> rofl
36:00 <slinky_J> I just don't twizzle my gay nose ring around every day.
36:00 <faux> watch til the end
36:00 <faux> hes so cute
36:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sake
37:00 <slinky_J> Man, Bastardly_One you left irc
37:00 <simba> hey say what u want about Bastardly_One but ill be damned if im going to sit here and see u talk shit on his nosering
37:00 <slinky_J> then, t'other night
37:00 <slinky_J> you stopped chatting in another chan
37:00 <wolfy> pressure cookers
37:00 <slinky_J> who the fuck are you to come back and talk shit?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
38:00 <simba> chinese is a cool language
38:00 <simba> ni you gou ma?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> why did I leave slinky_J
38:00 <wolfy> lay ming bok la ?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> want to tell everyone why you think so?
38:00 <Picard> u were arrested
38:00 <milk> dou ma!
38:00 <slinky_J> We all know why
38:00 <Picard> cant irc from prison
38:00 <Bastardly_One> [20:33] <slinky_J> think you can come back, after your pedo episode and say if somebody can and can't?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that
38:00 <wolfy> chow mein lo hah simba gou ma
38:00 <simba> tamen dou hen hao
39:00 <Serenity> yeah i saw what he said stop posting it
39:00 <slinky_J> no shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> then why is he still here?
39:00 <wolfy> chow ching bok amamr ching chong
39:00 <slinky_J> I got told
39:00 <simba> wo you yi wo you yi zhi mao
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <Picard> oh my
39:00 <simba> i have 1 cat
39:00 <faux> looooooool
39:00 <faux> how are you so far ahead
39:00 <faux> LOL
39:00 <Picard> get a dog,be a real man'
39:00 <Serenity> because hes talking about the episode where you were accused of being a pedo. same as picard gets accused of being a pedo for showing bron his dick he didnt say Bastardly_One you're a pedo
39:00 <Serenity> the minute he does hes gone
39:00 <Serenity> like always
39:00 <simba> im a pedo
39:00 <wolfy> combination chow mein
40:00 <faux> pee dough
40:00 <Picard> ban simba
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <simba> oi! this lads a peedo!
40:00 <milk> shi tzu
40:00 <slinky_J> simba all those times, I thought that Goat was not a Kid!!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no he's making accusations
40:00 <slinky_J> *sings a song*
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah righty o Serenity
40:00 <Serenity> dont start the sulking
40:00 <Serenity> you know he gets banned for it when hes done it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> no need to 
40:00 <Picard> protected :)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> scroll and read ... 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> insinuations that's why I left
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah righty o 
41:00 <Serenity> yes we know
41:00 <Serenity> like i said, youve witnessed him being banned many times when hes called you one
41:00 <ShadowLurker> come alone
41:00 <Serenity> dont sulk cause youre not getting your way right now
42:00 <ShadowLurker> ill punch the fuck out of you
42:00 <slower> god i hate people who brown -nose
42:00 <Picard> one wat Serenity?
42:00 <Serenity> shut up picard
42:00 <Picard> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not sulking at all ... you just clearly favour the little head case
42:00 <Picard> fuck me with a strapon 
42:00 <Serenity> no ones favouring anything
42:00 <Serenity> you're still sooking because i wont join in on your little lynch mob
42:00 <Serenity> any day picard
42:00 <Picard> who is sooking?
42:00 <ShadowLurker> everyone
42:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One is
43:00 <Serenity> soz
43:00 <Picard> http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/5937/79444965.jpg
43:00 <Picard> i will blow on your tits :)
44:00 <Serenity> how rude
44:00 <simba> yuck
45:00 <ShadowLurker> i would be scrubbing myself with steel wool and sodium hydroxide if picard even thought about touching me
45:00 <TheRiddler> he does
45:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck that
45:00 <TheRiddler> oh
45:00 <faux> ffff ilove this asian kid
45:00 <Serenity> i just pictured you doing that thing horses do
45:00 <Serenity> showing their teeth
45:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
45:00 <Picard> lol
46:00 <faux> hello
46:00 <TheRiddler> what's doing?
46:00 <Serenity> urmum
46:00 <TheRiddler> I'm about to watch jackie chan
46:00 <TheRiddler> the chinese zodiac
46:00 <TheRiddler> should be fun
47:00 <TheRiddler> like alot of his movies
48:00 <Picard> Serenity i wanna see your tits now
49:00 <faux> how Adonis sees winnie teh pooh https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10382650_906263949390200_3722472447513332210_n.jpg
49:00 <Picard> http://img856.imageshack.us/img856/5937/79444965.jpg
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <simba> lol at the buff rabbit
52:00 <simba> i just googled to find out the rabbits name cos i forgot it
52:00 <simba> and its
53:00 <simba> rabbit
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol faux
53:00 <faux> lolll
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a serious question
54:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck can someone be let home with a fractured skull and broken ribs?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> even if in a neck brace?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *blinks*
55:00 <stebie> he has legs
56:00 <wolfy> be let home
56:00 <wolfy> he could have stayed 
58:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aeu14tZjZHU
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jack White - Would You Fight For My Love? (Date not found) 4:08 - Category: Music - 2,869 - 45 likes (95.7%), 2 dislikes (4.3%)
04:00 <couleurs> listening to that album now
04:00 <couleurs> it's just ok
09:00 <couleurs> RT if u agree or block me if u don't idgaf
10:00 <stebie> *block*
10:00 <Serenity> *block*
10:00 <wolfy> cock blocker
10:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhuhu
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the new Jack White?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree couleurs ... it's average
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but everything sounds average lately
11:00 <Bastardly_One> must be the year of mediocrity
12:00 <couleurs> not everything
14:00 <couleurs> just jack white has always been overrated thank u
14:00 <couleurs> also a dickhaed
14:00 <simba> zinedine z-line
14:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
14:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/nrOLGifnMJk
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vaudeville Smash - Zinedine Zidane ft. Les Murray (Date not found) 4:26 - Category: Music - 584,997 - 8,326 likes (98.4%), 134 dislikes (1.6%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> we agree on something couleurs
14:00 <couleurs> song of da year!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the White Stripes were overrated
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoyed them but they weren't the be all as people suggested
15:00 <simba> their record blue orchid was good car music at 1 stage
15:00 <simba> car band imo
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so for you
16:00 <Bastardly_One> background music
16:00 <simba> kind of
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, good background music I suppose
16:00 <couleurs> they had some good albums, his solo stuff is just wank
16:00 <couleurs> same shit but bigger
16:00 <Loof> just got nitrous in gt6
17:00 <Loof> along with 800 bhp
17:00 <Loof> skyline
17:00 <Loof> think it's 800
18:00 <couleurs> k
19:00 <simba> we are the knights who say ni(trous)
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> yoyoyo 
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> sup G's
19:00 <wolfy> G's up homie
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> sup dawg
19:00 <Loof> sup
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> nm man
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <simba> "sup dawg"
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> makin sum mi gorenf
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh it's the retard brigade
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> goreng
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the scope society posse
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> hungery as a mofo yal
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One.
21:00 <couleurs> chats over boys
21:00 <Loof> i just ate half a cow
21:00 <Loof> so much steak
22:00 <Loof> now i'm thinking boiled eggs
22:00 <TheRiddler> picard was romperstomper all along
22:00 <Picard> lol no
22:00 <Picard> he is a war hero
22:00 <Picard> a cook in iraq
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he just worked out something
22:00 <Picard> im just a humble tradesman
22:00 <Bastardly_One> he was being smart kind of for once
23:00 <TheRiddler> Rhee!
23:00 <TheRiddler> ltns
23:00 <Rhee> :/
23:00 <Loof> wish it was avocado season
23:00 <TheRiddler> want a spaghetti n cheese jaffle
23:00 <TheRiddler> ?
23:00 <TheRiddler> :p
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a Rhee but I highly doubt it's this one 
24:00 <Rhee> yuck
24:00 <Rhee> orly?
24:00 <Loof> do i know you from somewhere?
24:00 <Loof> slick b1
24:00 <Serenity> 'do you come here often'
24:00 <Serenity> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> anyone want a spaghetti n cheese jaffle
25:00 <slinky_J> Rhee ur back
25:00 <wolfy> what is a jaffle ?
25:00 <TheRiddler> it's not heinz spag I'm afraid
25:00 <slinky_J> kid must be eight?
25:00 <Rhee> nope. I'm a different rhee.....
25:00 <simba> <TheRiddler> picard was romperstomper all along - i actually suspected this the other day
25:00 <Rhee> I have no kids.
25:00 <slinky_J> only one Rhee
25:00 <Rhee> lies
25:00 <Serenity> um
25:00 <Serenity> picard and romper arent the same person?
25:00 <TheRiddler> they're both just as fat
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <slinky_J> :P
25:00 <Loof> nope
25:00 <simba> um, we know that Serenity?
25:00 <Serenity> or are you just being funny
25:00 <TheRiddler> he shaved his head
26:00 <simba> i just thought it 
26:00 <Serenity> fuck off simba
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <TheRiddler> and became picard
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <simba> calm down MOM
26:00 <Rhee> lol fggts
26:00 <slinky_J> not Rhee then 
26:00 <slinky_J> wb Rhee not Rhee.
26:00 <Serenity> of course its rhee
26:00 <Rhee> no
26:00 <Rhee> lol
26:00 <slinky_J> lol
26:00 <Serenity> [7:25pm] <wolfy> what is a jaffle ?
26:00 <Rhee> shhhhh
26:00 <Serenity> what on earth is wrong with you.. whats a jaffle..
26:00 <slinky_J> ;D
26:00 <Serenity> i dont even..
26:00 <simba> both picard and romper say "not at all" but dont elaborate when you nail something about them 
27:00 <wolfy> what is a Serenity
27:00 <slinky_J> Don't make me sing Pink songs
27:00 <slinky_J> infront of simba
27:00 <TheRiddler> it's like a grilled sandwhich
27:00 <Rhee> im listening to pink
27:00 <Serenity> its just old man talk
27:00 <Rhee> https://www.youtube.com/watch?list=RDzsmUOdmm02A&v=zsmUOdmm02A
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
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27:00 <simba> i know romper was insane andy but it was fun to think about
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27:00 <Loof> ive seen pics of picard and romper, both bald but differnet people
27:00 <simba> WOW
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <couleurs> lmao
27:00 <Serenity> whoopssssssssssss
27:00 <Rhee> lolllll
27:00 <Serenity> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IZfv_zKN5wQ/TBxA64D_isI/AAAAAAAAHiI/P40q-xSngRE/s320/Cheese_Jaffle.jpg
27:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf Serenity? yeah oops
27:00 <Serenity> SOZ GUISE
27:00 <TheRiddler> you pasted the image code
27:00 <couleurs> fucken pwned!!!!!!!!
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <simba> take that khaled mardem bey
28:00 <couleurs> I Want Those
28:00 <Serenity> http://mda.bigoven.com/pics/rs/256/jaffles-2.jpg
28:00 <Bastardly_One> who doesn't like spaghetti jaffles
28:00 <Serenity> jaffles are da best
28:00 <Bastardly_One> or cheese ones?
28:00 <Rhee> that will make you fat.
29:00 <Bastardly_One> or even open ones on the grill
29:00 <Rhee> Become one with picard and romper
29:00 <Serenity> no worse than having a sandwich
29:00 <Serenity> just bread ad whatever filling you want
29:00 <simba> jaffles ive always called them brevilles and yes i know thats just the brand of toaster
30:00 <simba> theyre way better than toasties
30:00 <Serenity> they are
30:00 <Serenity> my mum has an old old old jaffle iron that makes them whole and doesnt cut them down the middle like all the new ones do
30:00 <Serenity> its great
30:00 <simba> that owns
31:00 <Bastardly_One> long arse wooden handle?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and you put it over the stove?
31:00 <Serenity> no
31:00 <Rhee> I can barely read this shit and I cant reach my fucking glasses :(
31:00 <Serenity> http://meandmybigmouth.com.au/wp-content/uploads/1970/09/breville_sandwich_maker.jpg
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooh
32:00 <Bastardly_One> my sister still has one of them
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
32:00 <Bastardly_One> My mum ditched it on her about a decade ago
32:00 <Bastardly_One> still works
32:00 <Serenity> i alwyas used to fight with my ex that jaffle and toasted sandwiches were different
32:00 <ness> anyone been to Miss Collins?
32:00 <Serenity> he used to say they were the same thing
32:00 <ness> Is it any good?
32:00 <Serenity> AND THEY ARE NOT
33:00 <TheRiddler> they're not
33:00 <Bastardly_One> totally different
33:00 <Bastardly_One> one is a hot sandwich press
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the other is ... wtf is a jaffle?
33:00 <Serenity> egg is also great in jaffles
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> i used to have one of those really old iron
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> used coal
33:00 <Rhee> ew
33:00 <TheRiddler> great for breakfast
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure 
33:00 <Mew> ooh aah
33:00 <Mew> ooh aah
34:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
34:00 <[sA3m0n]> nah jk
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but what is a jaffle now I am forced to think?
34:00 <wolfy> bread?
34:00 <Rhee> sezz.. Got a good recipe that uses limes? Dont know wtf to do with them
34:00 <wolfy> toasted?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> a toasted sandwich is just that ... those things are sandwich presses
34:00 <[sA3m0n]> Rhee add them to some coronas
34:00 <[sA3m0n]> with red bull
34:00 <wolfy> a jaffle is a sandwich a toasted sandwich
34:00 <Rhee> I dont drink
34:00 <Serenity> hmm cheesecake.. pad thai
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but what exactly is a jaffle besides tasty?
34:00 <Rhee> fggt
34:00 <TheRiddler> egg n bacon
34:00 <[sA3m0n]> im straight egde but ive seen ppl drink that shit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no it's not a toasted sandwich
35:00 <wolfy> why isnt it ?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> they're different
35:00 <wolfy> they are made of the same shit 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm agreeing with TheRiddler and Serenity on that
35:00 <simba> cheesecake pad thai?!
35:00 <Serenity> no.
35:00 <TheRiddler> #1 is picard
35:00 <TheRiddler> oops
35:00 <TheRiddler> #1 is picard
35:00 <TheRiddler> oops
36:00 <Serenity> cheesecake and pad thai
36:00 <simba> ^_______^
36:00 <Rhee> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but what would you call a jaffle if not a toastie?
36:00 <Serenity> you wouldnt call it anything else but a jaffle
36:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, still red poo?
36:00 <Serenity> cause its a jaffle
36:00 <Rhee> I can do cheesecakes.. no idea what pad thai is
36:00 <wolfy> cheese on toast?
36:00 <simba> lol
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but what is a jaffle if it's not a toastie?
36:00 <Serenity> http://www.taste.com.au/recipes/collections/lime+recipes/1?ref=collections,lime-recipes
36:00 <Serenity> its a jaffle.
36:00 <wolfy> jaffles are for jews
36:00 <Serenity> toasties are open
37:00 <Rhee> Jaffle is a fucking toastie. Why is this even a debate?
37:00 <Rhee> lol
37:00 <Serenity> IT ISNT
37:00 <Serenity> omg
37:00 <wolfy> jew jaffle
37:00 <Maurice> You don't wanna put spaghetti in a toastie
37:00 <Serenity> rhee..
37:00 <Maurice> It'll leak
37:00 <Rhee> LOL
37:00 <simba> i guess it is technically a toastie but it has its own name that differs it from toasties that we know
37:00 <Rhee> Sezz wants to hurt me
37:00 <Serenity> i will stab you in the eye lady
37:00 <Maurice> Jaffles are sealed on the edges, toasties aren't
37:00 <wolfy> hahaha
37:00 <Serenity> or they're completely open like one slice of toast and topping
37:00 <Rhee> Come at me. I'll blast stampy nice and loud.
38:00 <Maurice> Fucking stampy
38:00 <Serenity> dont you dare
38:00 <Rhee> That voice... I know how moist it gets you
38:00 <Maurice> One day I will fly over there and murder him
38:00 <Rhee> lol
38:00 <Serenity> the other day i was sitting here wondering what the fuck was pissing me off
38:00 <Serenity> then i realised lily was watching tempy videos
38:00 <Serenity> stampy..
38:00 <Rhee> Ex was woken up at 5am to lachie sneaking his phone on and blasting stampy vids.
38:00 <Rhee> this morning
39:00 <Rhee> Meanwhile.. I was in snoozetown.. Didn't hear a fucking thing. hahaha
39:00 <Serenity> lolll
40:00 <Rhee> Fuck...
40:00 <Rhee> Kid is asleep on me and I need to pee.
41:00 <Serenity> worst
41:00 <Rhee> He wont sleep in his bef at night any more.. Prefers to spend the night dutch ovening me instead
41:00 <Rhee> bed **
42:00 <Serenity> lol i just looked at a post of yours on fb and it looks like you're talking to yourself
42:00 <Serenity> then i realised i have the meth head blocked
42:00 <Rhee> LOL
42:00 <Rhee> pieter
43:00 <Serenity> yeah
43:00 <Rhee> what happened there lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what didn't?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> is the better question
43:00 <Bastardly_One> she broke his mind
44:00 <Bastardly_One> like over the edge
44:00 <Bastardly_One> was beautiful to watch
44:00 <Rhee> please tell me there are logs
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously I've never seen anyone do it 
44:00 <Serenity> it went on for days
44:00 <Bastardly_One> in over a decade
44:00 <Serenity> hes a fucking junked out nut case
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but she succeeded and has had my admiration since
44:00 <Rhee> He use to insist that I was bree
45:00 <Serenity> he thinks everyone is bree
45:00 <Rhee> lol
45:00 <Serenity> last week he was saying i look like bree
45:00 <Serenity> and hes adament sonia is bree
45:00 <Rhee> HAHAHA
45:00 <Serenity> i know im fairly ugly but i dont fucking look like bree
45:00 <Rhee> Wayyy back it was mostly me though.. because of my name.
46:00 <Serenity> breaking his brain was fun
46:00 <Rhee> I demand logs
46:00 <Serenity> nah man its honestly like 24 hours long
47:00 <Serenity> he was on the back end of a come down and i had spare time. its a dangerous mix
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and to think you were going to stop
47:00 <Bastardly_One> when I said you were almost there
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I have never seen it done in all those years
47:00 <Bastardly_One> was so good
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I should get to making dinner I suppose
48:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf do I want?
48:00 <Rhee> Dick on toast
48:00 <Serenity> mm i want my dinner all over again
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what was it?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if I was paying attention
49:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t31.0-8/10382233_10152070963607331_7986454732474999351_o.jpg
49:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> I has sum beer batter friezzzzzzzzzzzz fo l8er
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh pad thai
49:00 <Bastardly_One> effort
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but yum
50:00 <Serenity> thats not pad thai...
50:00 <Serenity> lol
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah excessive
50:00 <Serenity> pad thai is noodles
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean thai
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah no shit 
50:00 <wolfy> brocolli ?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> looks thai or asian with the meat 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't mean I'm right
50:00 <Picard> fucken
51:00 <Serenity> its just a stir fry
51:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you can cook
51:00 <wolfy> whats for desert?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... looks more than that
51:00 <Serenity> chilli soy i guess i dunno
51:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said you can cook
51:00 <Rhee> https://scontent-a-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/1620977_626357554099526_1097359627_n.jpg
51:00 <Serenity> i had a violet crumble so i guess that was dessert
52:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't had one of those for years
52:00 <Bastardly_One> not even sure if I've seen them
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a Crunchie now
52:00 <Maurice> I have rolo mousse
53:00 <Bastardly_One> rollo anything
53:00 <Bastardly_One> is fucking fantastic
53:00 <Bastardly_One> those are damn nice 
53:00 <wolfy> #food
53:00 <Serenity> can you still buy the chocolates?
54:00 <Picard> Rhee hello
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure can 
54:00 <wolfy> old el paso
54:00 <Bastardly_One> come between me and a packet of rollos is risking life
54:00 <TheRiddler> everyone wants in your panties Rhee :p
54:00 <Picard> Rhee is gorgeous
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Rollo comes in blocks now too
55:00 <Picard> id wear her panties on my head and run naked aroun the house
55:00 <TheRiddler> picard want to wear them
55:00 <couleurs> pics
55:00 <Rhee> huh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
55:00 <TheRiddler> see
55:00 <Serenity> rhee doesnt even wear panties
55:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <Rhee> sezz knows.
55:00 <Bastardly_One> like couleurs said
55:00 <Bastardly_One> pics then
55:00 <Rhee> free flap.
55:00 <TheRiddler> what do you wear instead?
55:00 <TheRiddler> boy briefs
55:00 <TheRiddler> boxers
55:00 <Rhee> No
56:00 <wolfy> free baller
56:00 <Rhee> I free flap
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <wolfy> lol
56:00 <wolfy> free ballin
56:00 <Rhee> FLAP.. I have flaps.. Not balls
56:00 <Serenity> loool
56:00 <Bastardly_One> free flap is a new one
56:00 <TheRiddler> I wouldn't mind seeing a girl wear boxers 
56:00 <Serenity> comando cooch
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I must use that in my charming vocab
56:00 <Rhee> ^
56:00 <wolfy> i wear those cotton boxers
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hey that's better
56:00 <Bastardly_One> commando cooch
56:00 <TheRiddler> satin boxers
56:00 <Bastardly_One> *steals it*
56:00 <wolfy> satin ones ride up on ya
57:00 <Rhee> Im | | this close to ditching bras too
57:00 <Bastardly_One> can you afford to?
57:00 <TheRiddler> become a nudist
57:00 <Rhee> ??
57:00 <fawks> to test the limits and break throoooooooooooooough
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if so ... yeah pics?
57:00 <TheRiddler> move to a nudist colony
57:00 <Bastardly_One> like do you need a bra for gravity reasons
58:00 <Rhee> Fuck no.. I've had 2 kids and my boobs are huge. Gravity is not my friend.
58:00 <fawks> r u jess irl
58:00 <Rhee> Yes
58:00 <fawks> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Rhee> I am jess
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <fawks> THE PAST IS IN THE PAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSST
58:00 <fawks> let itgoooooooooooooooo
58:00 <fawks> let it goooooo
58:00 <Rhee> Im so over that song
59:00 <fawks> me too but it gets stuck in my head everyday
59:00 <fawks> i blame Maurice always
59:00 <Rhee> I listen to it every day.. its the only things that gets stink face down for a fucking nap.
59:00 <fawks> lol
59:00 <fawks> cute
59:00 <Bastardly_One> every child in the nation it seems under 10
00:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces sing it at me too
00:00 <Rhee> Nah lachlan likes the snowman one
00:00 <fawks> ok now i have to listen to that one
00:00 <fawks> dammit
00:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks might hate you now
00:00 <Rhee> theres one part in it where no matter where he is in the house.. if it's playing he will scream out "PUDDLE!"
01:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YwXff-i1fY
01:00 <fawks> :D
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2. Do You Want to Build a Snowman? - Frozen (OST) (Date not found) 3:31 - Category: Music - 7,414,384 - 21,103 likes (97%), 650 dislikes (3%)
01:00 <Rhee> Nah the summer one
01:00 <Rhee> olaf
01:00 <Bastardly_One> way I look at it though is there can be worst things for them to be besotted by
01:00 <Rhee> fkn minecraft
01:00 <fawks> ohhhh
01:00 <fawks> besotted
02:00 <Rhee> Cant even do a shit without hearing what he did on minecraft.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm old and still like Minecraft
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but I hear your pain
02:00 <Rhee> I enjoy playing it but not with him.. He wrecks my shit. 
02:00 <Maurice> DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMANNN, RIDE OUR BIKE AROUND THE HALLSSSS
02:00 <Bastardly_One> My nieces love that too and I'm the cool uncle
02:00 <Rhee> Try build a house in a village.. He explodes the joint
03:00 <Bastardly_One> thank FUCK they don't know where I play
03:00 <Maurice> Damnit, I havent had any of them in my head for the last few days
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... what a little shit
03:00 <Rhee> yep
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they're dying to know where I play
03:00 <Rhee> Spent 2 hours building a giant castle.. Took him 2 minutes to destroy it.
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> :S
03:00 <fawks> take that Maurice
03:00 <fawks> :D
03:00 <Maurice> I KEEEL YOU
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they love looking at my stuff on my lappy but no way!
04:00 <TheRiddler> do you enjoy jackie chan movies Rhee?
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> :/
04:00 <Rhee> No
04:00 <TheRiddler> aww
04:00 <TheRiddler> you're so boring
04:00 <Rhee> Yep
04:00 <fawks> Maurice lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iekMyB6jl_0
04:00 <fawks> 10 hours
04:00 <Resool> hello TheRiddler
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frozen "Do You Want To Build A Snowman?" 10 Hours (Date not found) - Category: Music - 53,494 - 156 likes (86.7%), 24 dislikes (13.3%)
04:00 <Rhee> Serenity, beserk have $25 corsets :')
05:00 <TheRiddler> hello?
05:00 <Resool> may i join your chat to make it even more boring
05:00 <Serenity> yum
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol there's some really cheesy scenes in this movie
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> jackie chan movies are educational 
06:00 <TheRiddler> how is that log floating full of gold
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> if i ever need to know how to use a revolving door and bar stool to fight of 20 men
06:00 <Rhee> I already hate my septum piercing.
06:00 <Rhee> Cant pick my nose.
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> im set
06:00 <Rhee> Nah my nose if itchy as fuck
06:00 <TheRiddler> oh density
06:00 <fawks> i need Mew right now
06:00 <Rhee> is**
06:00 <TheRiddler> that's sounds right
07:00 <TheRiddler> get a stick
07:00 <TheRiddler> same for fawks :p
07:00 <fawks> ?
07:00 <Rhee> o.o
08:00 <Resool> in most film jackie chan get's injured
08:00 <TheRiddler> yes
08:00 <Mew> o.O
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> cuz he does all his own stunts
08:00 <Mew> ^.^
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> no special effects
08:00 <Resool> almost every bone of his body has been broken
08:00 <fawks> my left ear is so blocked
08:00 <Picard> rhee handbra pics please
08:00 <fawks> i feel like half of me was in a plane for 10 hours
09:00 <Rhee> piss off
09:00 <Bastardly_One> are you still sick?
09:00 <Picard> fawks suck it up
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been days 
09:00 <fawks> yes days
09:00 <Picard> weak arab :P
09:00 <brettingham1> fawks is a kebab eating whore
09:00 <Picard> brettingham1 watch your fucking mouth cunt
09:00 <Bastardly_One> not like you leave the confines of ODC central
10:00 <Bastardly_One> how can you still be that blah?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> shitty
10:00 <fawks> im getting better you drama queen
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> maybe her immune system is weak
10:00 <Serenity> im fairly sure shes not god
10:00 <fawks> but my ear is blocked
10:00 <fawks> cam down
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> more vitamin c
10:00 <fawks> calm*
10:00 <Serenity> she cant just heal herself
10:00 <fawks> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> a burst ear drum probably takes ages
10:00 <fawks> people get sick for weeks, a few days isnt death
10:00 <Bastardly_One> it is for me 
10:00 <Rhee> Cancer
10:00 <fawks> last time i got sick i had laryngitis for 2 months
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> well fawks is not as old as you Bastardly_One
10:00 <fawks> my voice was goneskies
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> sickness effects elderly differently
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that would of been awesome for those around you
11:00 <Rhee> I havent been sick for like a year. :')
11:00 <milk> there was this guy on tv screaming for free heroin so he could give up drugs
11:00 <fawks> yeah this was last year
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah touche creep
11:00 <Serenity> last time i was sick was some flu i had at christmas time
11:00 <Serenity> omg that killed me
11:00 <Serenity> literally.. im a ghost rn
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah if I get sick you can imagine how hard it hits me
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking stupid lungs
12:00 <Rhee> I had an upper respitory infection early pregnancy when lachie had croup
12:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that Rhee
12:00 <Rhee> Couldnt take drugs for it. Was fucked
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got emphysema so ...
12:00 <fawks> we know
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> yet u still smoke b1
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, if I get sick I'm fucked
12:00 <Serenity> i fucking hate croup
12:00 <Bastardly_One> she didn't so shoosh
12:00 <Rhee> lol 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> croup seems nasty as fuck
13:00 <Rhee> No pity party here, buddy.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> no thanks
13:00 <Rhee> Yea croup is fucked
13:00 <Bastardly_One> don't want one 
13:00 <Serenity> well most adults dont get it
13:00 <Bastardly_One> was a comment actually
13:00 <Serenity> it lands us in hospital every year with ant
13:00 <Rhee> Psst.. I'm a smoker too :P
13:00 <Rhee> Fucking filthy habit.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well wanna hear the retarded bit?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I had a lung collapse first
13:00 <Rhee> Keeps me sane.. Otherwise i'd be an alcho hahaha
13:00 <Bastardly_One> then took it up again
14:00 <Serenity> dont quit
14:00 <Serenity> it makes you monstrous fat
14:00 <Serenity> ask me
14:00 <Rhee> lol 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it does make you weighty
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's no myth
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I looked fat in that pic the other night
14:00 <Rhee> I stopped drinking milk and lost 5kgs in a week and a half.
14:00 <fawks> my mums only gained 2 kg and she quit 2 years ago
14:00 <Rhee> milk makes you fat
14:00 <Serenity> milk is gross
14:00 <fawks> how much milk did you used to drink
14:00 <wolfy> sugar makes you fat
14:00 <fawks> ^
15:00 <wolfy> milk is good for u
15:00 <fawks> in moderation yeah
15:00 <Serenity> milks not goodd for anyone if you want to be technical
15:00 <[sA3m0n]> milk is good, otherwise why do we feed them to babies
15:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I drink a lot of milk
15:00 <Rhee> bowel of cereal a day + 2 cups of choccy nesquick
15:00 <Resool> drink milk with redused fat
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm tiny
15:00 <wolfy> i drink milo
15:00 <fawks> well yeah
15:00 <fawks> tahts a lot a day
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a whole 58kg
15:00 <fawks> the milk in your cereal is enough
15:00 <Rhee> for someone who is lactose intolerant... yea hahahaha\
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I drink about ... 2ltrs
16:00 <fawks> a day!?
16:00 <wolfy> couldnt imagine being lactose
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> 58kg?
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> damn
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> thats sickly 
16:00 <fawks> 2L a day sheesh
16:00 <fawks> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah chris
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't fucking know
16:00 <TheRiddler> I have lucky charms
16:00 <wolfy> lactose etc... these things are usually due to inbreeding
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot put on weight if you pay me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and I eat crap
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> wats the reason of this?
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> have u got worms?
16:00 <fawks> i look at carrots and get fat
16:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone else would look at my diet and possibly put on weight
16:00 <Rhee> I put on weight through pregnancy. 
17:00 <wolfy> 99% of people with a disability are just inbred
17:00 <fawks> lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> hai nerdygirl
17:00 <fawks> what
17:00 <Rhee> oi cunt
17:00 <Rhee> my baby isnt inbred >.>
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and I had one doctor shocked enough by my weight
17:00 <wolfy> whats wrong with your baby ?
17:00 <Mew> i lost weight from pregnancy
17:00 <Bastardly_One> to rudely demand I do blood tests
17:00 <TheRiddler> is wolfy awolf?
17:00 <Rhee> Hirschsprungs disease
17:00 <TheRiddler> sounds like it
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> no shit b1
18:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10374893_10152084319976863_1010856464996225218_n.jpg
18:00 <Mew> nah its pz or some shit
18:00 <Serenity> i lost 17 kilos when i was pregnant with ant
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> anyone would think you were dying
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> the way u look
18:00 <TheRiddler> oh
18:00 <Serenity> about 8 with bub after that
18:00 <TheRiddler> just as bad lol
18:00 <fawks> lollllllllllll
18:00 <fawks> that pic
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but to be asked to do aids testing
18:00 <Bastardly_One> because of your weight 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> from a doctor
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> oh ic
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking rude
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> well yeah i admit thats pretty rude
18:00 <Serenity> i dont think its rude
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> what did u say to him/her?
18:00 <Serenity> its their job
18:00 <Maurice> I've had 3 aids tests
18:00 <Bastardly_One> when you're there for a abcess on your face the size of a golf ball
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> should make a complaint
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> to the medical board
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and could only open your jaw 5mm
19:00 <Serenity> theyd laugh in your face
19:00 <Maurice> Maybe he thought it was an aids sore
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually I just asked to see another doctor
19:00 <Mew> ive had one and im positive
19:00 <Bastardly_One> told him what she said and he raised a brow
19:00 <Mew> that i dont have aids
19:00 <Maurice> Are you scared it'll be positive?
20:00 <Maurice> Otherwise I don't see the big deal
20:00 <Serenity> ive had 3 done as well
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it was done a mth before
20:00 <Bastardly_One> in hospital
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and was on my record too
20:00 <wolfy> you would have more chance of having cancer
20:00 <Maurice> Isn't there a period where it wouldn't show up so they retest?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if you saw a pic of me wolfy I'd agree
20:00 <Serenity> i dont think it shows up for about 8 months
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice and Serenity that was my point
21:00 <Serenity> but then it would be HIV
21:00 <Serenity> not AIDS
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and why I found her offensive and stupid
21:00 <milk> Here we go...
21:00 <Serenity> its only offensive if you take it personally
21:00 <Serenity> they have a job to do
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> plz no more HIV/AIDS talk
21:00 <Serenity> and theyre looking at symptoms
21:00 <Serenity> i will talk about whatever the fuck i want
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> i sleep with way too many escorts
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but she should of read don't you think?
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> its gettin me worried
21:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpKCqp9CALQ&feature=kp
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Chemical Brothers - Hey Boy Hey Girl (Jan 9, 2008) 3:49 - Category: Music - 13,079,795 - 52,227 likes (97.7%), 1,235 dislikes (2.3%)
21:00 <Serenity> those scraggy whores are cleaner than you will ever be
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it said right there on file it was done and results were waiting
22:00 <fawks> shes a fuciking doctor
22:00 <fawks> would you prefer she thought you looked sicked and ignored you
22:00 <Maurice> So you could have HIV
22:00 <fawks> fuckecjuke
22:00 <Maurice> When will we know
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> agree with fawks
22:00 <Serenity> u look sick. lol nvm come back in a munf
22:00 <fawks> lol
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> the doctor is just doin their job
22:00 <fawks> far out
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> dont be so sensitive about it b1
22:00 <simba> lol @ wizard walk into gay bar
22:00 <fawks> IM OFFENDED MY DOCTOR CARES
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah true ... but you had to see the hysteria
23:00 <Serenity> i just said that you fucking spastic
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the offensie part
23:00 <Bastardly_One> *offensive
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> #perspective Bastardly_One.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and Maurice, was negative and so was the one after it
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> you are lucky to even have a doctor to see
23:00 <simba> saemon, shut the fuck up
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> look at ppl in syria atm
23:00 <simba> i cannot stress that enough
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> dying by the thousands from war
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no, not perspective ... it was unprofessional to be what I thought was hysterical about it 
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> they dont have the luxury of even having bandages, let alone seeing a doctor to complain about
24:00 <Bastardly_One> otherwise I'm sure she was a good doctor
24:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
24:00 <Maurice> Why is [sA3m0n] changing his opinion every 5 mins
25:00 <simba> he needs to be put down
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, my own doctor now says what I consider some rude shit 
25:00 <[sA3m0n]> im not chaning my opinion, im just agreeing with most points of the convo
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but it is his job
25:00 <[sA3m0n]> nothing is 100% right or wrong
25:00 <Maurice> He was just saying make a complaint about the doctor, now he's on the other side of the fence
25:00 <[sA3m0n]> i agree with some of what faux is sayin
25:00 <Bastardly_One> this woman was like all ... OMG! 
25:00 <simba> ur sheepish comments arent required saemon
25:00 <[sA3m0n]> and also some of that Bastardly_One is sayin
25:00 <Mew> queefish
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I was saying and possibly should of said to begin with but I do waffle
26:00 <simba> i do waffle 
26:00 <fawks> i do pancake
26:00 <simba> do you take this waffle to be your dessert
26:00 <simba> i do
26:00 <simba> waffle
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and you do backflip depending on how the conversation is follow crepp
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *creep
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so fuck up
26:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One is u feel this strongly about it them yeah, give the medical board a call
26:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmin5WkOuPw
26:00 <Serenity> mmm waffles
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy - Firestarter (May 27, 2008) 3:47 - Category: Music - 42,639,815 - 126,477 likes (95.5%), 5,924 dislikes (4.5%)
26:00 <Serenity> now i want gelare
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I found some toast waffles the other day
27:00 <Bastardly_One> not game enough to try them
27:00 <Bastardly_One> would be as shitty as those packeted pancakes you stick in the toaster I'd imagine
27:00 <Mew> lets remember that saemon is a troll and his hidden agenda is always trolly mctroll trollerama
28:00 <Picard> and a small penis
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> wth tucky
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> out of nowhere
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> talk about random
28:00 <Mew> trollerific
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not out of nowhere
28:00 <Bastardly_One> she's following the channel
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> she hasnt said a word for like the past hour
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and hai Mew
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
29:00 <[sA3m0n]> and then all of the sudden says that stuff
29:00 <Serenity> its not really random
29:00 <[sA3m0n]> when i havent even communicated with her
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like when I got sick of reading you last night and I said something
29:00 <Serenity> every time you talk you're trolling
29:00 <TheRiddler> https://scontent-a-kul.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/s851x315/10366231_288009681372719_464176964759218596_n.png
29:00 <Serenity> i think its a community service to remind people that you are indeed a troll
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
29:00 <[sA3m0n]> simba stop pm'ing me please
30:00 <Picard> simba wants you
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I sniggered irl ... "community service"
30:00 <Picard> he constantly begs me for cock pics
30:00 <simba> im not PMing anyone 
30:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
30:00 <simba> shut the fuck up you faggot
30:00 <Picard> lies simbi
30:00 <Mew> it applies 24/7 tho saemon
30:00 <[sA3m0n]> <simba> shut the fuck up
30:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> tell me again, I still didn't get it from last nite .......... the wheelchair bs
30:00 <simba> someone ban this faggot
30:00 <Serenity> pretty much any time saemon speaks
30:00 <[sA3m0n]> u can say that to me here
30:00 <Serenity> it applies
30:00 <Mew> every time you type its with intention of being a douche
31:00 <simba> even at 4am hes like this
31:00 <Bastardly_One> now Mew is awake
31:00 <Bastardly_One> even at 7am you mean
31:00 <Picard> lol @ simba why are u here at 4am?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes now Mew is awake ... I can go make dinner finally
31:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol hes got no life thats why
31:00 <Picard> dont u have a dole form to fill in?
31:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol Picard
31:00 <Serenity> ive had shoes and socks on since like 7am.. just taken them off.. my feets feel funny
32:00 <[sA3m0n]> whats it smell like?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> smell funny more like
32:00 <Serenity> nothing because im not a fucking feral
32:00 <simba> lmao
32:00 <simba> whats it smell like
32:00 <Picard> sorry simba u live at elizabeth your probably out stealing shit at tthat time 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> he was gonna be gross with his foot fetish
32:00 <simba> shut up andrew you fat mess
32:00 <[sA3m0n]> doesnt matter if your not feral
32:00 <Serenity> my feet dont stink
32:00 <Picard> u have to be feral to have smelly feet?
32:00 <Serenity> because im not filthy
32:00 <Serenity> smelly feet = bacteria. thats why they stink
33:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, dinner ... I want some ... 
33:00 <Picard> bacteria from?
33:00 <Serenity> .........
33:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mej5wS7viw
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy - Poison (May 27, 2008) 4:02 - Category: Music - 7,623,759 - 21,468 likes (98%), 448 dislikes (2%)
33:00 <Mew> has anyone had jalfrezi before? 
33:00 <Serenity> being a grub
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... some people can wash their feet religiously
33:00 <Picard> vaginal drips?
33:00 <Picard> runs down ya leg?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and still fucking stink after a few hours in footwear
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah stomach wants food ... I'm gonna make some
33:00 <Picard> my feet stink after 10 hours in work boots
33:00 <Serenity> so get better quality shoes and socks and use an anti fungal powder
33:00 <couleurs> i got da poisen, i got da remedey
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One then thats because they use old unwashed socks 
34:00 <[sA3m0n]> and shoes
34:00 <[sA3m0n]> back in highschool i used to wear the same pair of socks for the whole school week
34:00 <[sA3m0n]> they were hard and crusty
34:00 <Picard> u grot
34:00 <Serenity> .
34:00 <[sA3m0n]> no wonder i never had a gf eh
34:00 <Picard> yes
35:00 <Serenity> thats rancid
35:00 <[sA3m0n]> but hey, i was a teenager only thing i cared about was world of warcraft
35:00 <Picard> not to mention that hideous head
35:00 <Serenity> how the fuck old are you
35:00 <[sA3m0n]> back then?
35:00 <Mew> go back to your home on troll island
35:00 <[sA3m0n]> 13-17
35:00 <Picard> lol
35:00 <Picard> now?
35:00 <Serenity> wow didnt even exist when i was in high school
35:00 <Serenity> you arent younger than me
35:00 <Picard> how old are u now?
36:00 <[sA3m0n]> yes it did
36:00 <Serenity> no it didnt
36:00 <[sA3m0n]> im 27
36:00 <Serenity> wow was released in 2004
36:00 <Picard> just a boy
36:00 <Serenity> if you are 27 you graduated in 2003
36:00 <Picard> ahhh to be 27 again
36:00 <Mew> it existed when i was in highschool
36:00 <Discordia> oh... WOW so didn't exist back in my HS days heh.
36:00 <Mew> wtf
36:00 <[sA3m0n]> no i graduated in 2005
36:00 <slinky_J> mm tuna
36:00 <Picard> didnt exist in my day
36:00 <Picard> we played with marbles
36:00 <Serenity> im 27 i graduated in 2003
36:00 <Serenity> it didnt exsist
36:00 <[sA3m0n]> i had to repeat some years in primary
36:00 <Maurice> I had a baby in 2003..
37:00 <Picard> i had 3 mortgages in 2003
37:00 <Serenity> he cant even lie straight
37:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV78vobCyIo
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy - Voodoo People (May 27, 2008) 5:10 - Category: Music - 2,614,693 - 8,141 likes (98.1%), 159 dislikes (1.9%)
37:00 <Maurice> COULDN'T EVEN LIE STRAIGHT IN BED
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> 3 mortgages?
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> what do u do Picard?
37:00 <Picard> who liues straight in bed?
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> u sound pretty rich
37:00 <slinky_J> In my day, we pushed the rim off a wagon, with a stick.
37:00 <Picard> yes [sA3m0n] 3
37:00 <Maurice> I lie in a straight line
37:00 <slinky_J> Or threw an emu leg.
37:00 <Maurice> Just diagonal..
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> i heard u worked in IT?
37:00 <Serenity> .
38:00 <Picard> i lie crossways, wifey hates it
38:00 <slinky_J> No cricket back then!
38:00 <Serenity> now hes changing the subject
38:00 <Picard> lol IT
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> no?
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> hrm is it security then?
38:00 <Picard> i mostly work in the construction industry
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> ah ic
38:00 <Serenity> so try thr story again saemon
39:00 <Serenity> how old are you
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> why u want to know so much?
39:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> ac
39:00 <Serenity> why do you keep lying?
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> is age really important here?
39:00 <Serenity> of course it is when you're lying and you're caught out
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> i dunno why i lie maybe i have a problem
39:00 <fawks> omg
40:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> always caught out*
40:00 <Serenity> maybe you're just a fucking dickhead
40:00 <Picard> [sA3m0n] is 46
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> close Picard
40:00 <Picard> he is trolling for young pussy
40:00 <Serenity> yuck
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol i aint bas
40:00 <Picard> Serenity he wants u baby
40:00 <Serenity> im old
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> bastardly_one*
40:00 <fawks> * Picard is projecting
40:00 <Picard> young enough
40:00 <Picard> fawks fuck yes, id do Serenity in a heartbeat
41:00 <Picard> and u fawks
41:00 <Picard> i love your feet
41:00 <Serenity> its my pink hair isnt it
41:00 <TheRiddler> dont make them puke pls
41:00 <Mew> i thought saemon was like 25
41:00 <Picard> from past experience small feet usualy mean tight pussy 
41:00 <Picard> no Serenity its your boobs
41:00 <fawks> TheRiddler
41:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10457176_10152548187806204_3010137304661723512_n.jpg
41:00 <Serenity> he says hes 27 but thats not true if he was playing wow in high school
41:00 <Picard> i wanna tit fuck you
41:00 <Serenity> he must be younger
41:00 <Picard> he is 19
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol cute fawks
42:00 <[sA3m0n]> <Serenity> maybe you're just a fucking dickhead
42:00 <fawks> :D
42:00 <[sA3m0n]> thats what they used to call ppl with ADHD
42:00 <TheRiddler> stop being a grot picard
42:00 <[sA3m0n]> before ADHD became a thing
42:00 <Serenity> no they didnt
42:00 <Serenity> adhd has nothing to do with what you do
42:00 <Picard> TheRiddler hows get fucked sound
42:00 <Serenity> they arent liars
42:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol i was quoting that comedian
42:00 <[sA3m0n]> carl baron
42:00 <Serenity> you ruined carl baron if thats what you were trying to quote
43:00 <TheRiddler> [sA3m0n] has LDHD
43:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l62UTsRQ6qY
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Prodigy - their law (Oct 28, 2009) 6:41 - Category: Music - 967,884 - 3,740 likes (98.7%), 51 dislikes (1.3%)
43:00 <TheRiddler> Lying dick head disorder
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> wats ldhd?
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> ive got a hdtv
43:00 <Picard> OCD ADHD are all excuses for being a cunt'
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> and phobias are just excuses for bein a chickenshit
44:00 <Picard> in my day if i behaved like these cunts with ADD id get a kick in the arse by the old man
44:00 <Mew> #24/7trollin
44:00 <Picard> people are molly coddled now
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol kick
44:00 <Picard> Mew no im being serious
44:00 <xm> there are no excuses for anything. ive got a smorgasboard of 'labels' but i dont use it as a cop out
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> for a moment there i thought u typed cock
45:00 <Picard> [sA3m0n] i literally would
45:00 <milk> don't worry, they got us all, and now?
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> same
45:00 <Picard> my old man would slap me around the ears
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> my dad used to use force for discipline
45:00 <Picard> mum was fucking awesome at twisting my ear if i fucked up
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> i'd get hit with those plastic balloon sticks
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> they hurt like crazy
45:00 <Serenity> yeah lets beat our kids up
46:00 <Picard> no one said beat kids Serenity
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> my dad used to buy those balloons at the shops id get happy n surprised
46:00 <Picard> a bit or tough discipline didnt hurt anyone
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> it was sick and twisted
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> how he'd buy it for the stick to use for hitting me
46:00 <TheRiddler> can we  ban him now
47:00 <Serenity> Unfortunately I cant ban him for being a liar
47:00 <TheRiddler> :(
47:00 <Serenity> or he'd have beeb gone months ago
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> i cant say Picard as im not a parent
47:00 <Picard> Serenity what measure do you use as aparent?
47:00 <TheRiddler> how about for baiting
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> im not baiting im engaging in this discussion
47:00 <Serenity> lol im not discussing my parenting here
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> we;re talking about discplining our children
47:00 <TheRiddler> .
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> whats apprororate and wats not
47:00 <Serenity> you dont have children
47:00 <Picard> <Serenity> yeah lets beat our kids up
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> i know, but having being a child once myself
48:00 <Picard> still are
48:00 <slinky_J> ow
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> i have a point of veiw of how dciplinary measures can effect the kids
48:00 <slinky_J> hot water on neck
48:00 <Picard> the numerical age isnt appropriate to you
48:00 <slinky_J> sexy
49:00 <Picard> jershua why do u have hotwater on your neck?
49:00 <slinky_J> I did
49:00 <slinky_J> spalsh back, cooking pasta :P
49:00 <milk> next wind through in 8:57
49:00 <slinky_J> looked away at tv
49:00 <slinky_J> :P
49:00 <Serenity> i dropped hot rice on my hand before
49:00 <Serenity> that fucking hurt
49:00 <Picard> good
49:00 <Picard> hope it blisters
50:00 <slinky_J> ouch!!!
50:00 <Picard> :P
50:00 <slinky_J> lol
50:00 <slinky_J> u ass
50:00 <Picard> lol
50:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
50:00 <Picard> marbles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
51:00 <Picard> fuck work tomorrow
51:00 <Picard> its going to be a cunt of a day
52:00 <couleurs> idgaf
52:00 <Picard> sorry didnt mean to kill the conversation and scare you lazy cunts by mentioning the W word
52:00 <Picard> couleurs u bitch u should care
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> oh get off yah high horse Picard
53:00 <slinky_J> bye chad!
53:00 <Serenity> lol beagle
53:00 <Serenity> i miss knifebunny
53:00 <slinky_J> drink on, die on this day.
53:00 <Picard> [sA3m0n] i will when u get a job
53:00 <slinky_J> lol
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> ive tried
53:00 <Picard> lies
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> they didnt take me not my fault
54:00 <slinky_J> he rang me and just abused the fuck out of his brother and then me, then hung up.
54:00 <Serenity> how do people like beagle function in life
54:00 <Picard> good, its what u deserve
54:00 <Serenity> hes never coherrant
54:00 <Picard> they dont leave the house
54:00 <[sA3m0n]> well then dont act like its my fault i dont have a job
54:00 <[sA3m0n]> i want one
54:00 <Picard> whos fault is it?
54:00 <Serenity> of course its your fault
54:00 <[sA3m0n]> ppl just dont want to employ me
54:00 <Serenity> who elses fault is it
54:00 <[sA3m0n]> that bitchy lady at the interview
55:00 <Picard> how do u present yourself for a job interview?
55:00 <[sA3m0n]> who told me to she will call me i dont need to call her
55:00 <slinky_J> I know how
55:00 <[sA3m0n]> after just like 3 mins of tlakin to me
55:00 <slinky_J> He rides a giro
55:00 <slinky_J> in
55:00 <slinky_J> smashes it
55:00 <matrix> Whonis this loser
55:00 <slinky_J> "I'm legless again!"
55:00 <slinky_J> "You don't have this job.."
55:00 <[sA3m0n]> Picard like a professional
56:00 <slinky_J> ^
56:00 <Serenity> Chad Kenefick
56:00 <Serenity> May 28 · Edited
56:00 <Serenity> firefox install might install virus that can be fixed with system restore do not try the antivirus that first pops up when u write search to remove one firefox ads .... and $35 an hour for typist in austraila is a massive scam
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> i wear formal businesswear well groomed next tidy presentable
56:00 <TheRiddler> a professional moron
56:00 <Picard> lol professional
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> all the stuff u get told to do
56:00 <slinky_J> Like a professional falling off of a roof.
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> neat*
56:00 <matrix> Try being neat but being yourself ......
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> i guess i dont sound smart
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> or watever
57:00 <Picard> because u are not smart
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> i've listened to myself on recording just out of curiousity
57:00 <TheRiddler> who would use a antivirus here that's not installed on their computer in the first place
57:00 <Picard> no
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> ppl tell me that i sound like a dumb bogan
57:00 <TheRiddler> you are
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> i dont see it i seem normal to myself
58:00 <Picard> you're a dick
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> anyway i havent got much in terms of qualifications
58:00 <TheRiddler> because you're a dumb bogan
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> so yeah enough about my pathetic job life
59:00 <TheRiddler> good
59:00 <Serenity> so go to maccas
59:00 <TheRiddler> stop talking
59:00 <Johnny> i just got that antivius pop up too
59:00 <Serenity> make pizzas
59:00 <Serenity> push trolleys
59:00 <Loof> i have a masters in felching
59:00 <Johnny> the fake antivirus on mozilla firefox
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> ive applied to them all. maccas pizza hut kfc they didnt even give me a callback or return email
59:00 <Picard> u have been hacked
59:00 <matrix> Ppl still use Firefox? 
00:00 <Picard> thats gotta tell u something
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> i went to the store in person to ask
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> manmager says no vancancies atm
00:00 <Johnny> I'm not worried, I am a computer technician by trade so nothing to worry about too much.
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> but he will keep my resume in case someting comes up
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> just like how he said that 3 months ago
00:00 <TheRiddler> no wheelchair access in the kitchen
01:00 <Picard> Johnny u will be worried when your pc uploads 50mb of kiddie porn
01:00 <Johnny> I got nothing to worry about
01:00 <TheRiddler> only 50mb?
02:00 <TheRiddler> are they uploading through a dialup modem?
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> i wish i can redo my life 
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> go back in time
02:00 <Johnny> I fix people's PCs and laptops when they have these problems it happens all the time.
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> my dream is to be in show business
03:00 <Discordia> you could have been on that Australian Bogan show
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> but australias showbiz scene sux what is there to do
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> home and away? neighbors?
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> fuck that
03:00 <BanBossy> they say almost nobody uses a pc  anymore
04:00 <BanBossy> todays teens would have nnever have even seen one
04:00 <Discordia> no [sA3m0n], Bogan Hunters
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> notice that the australian showbiz stars who've made it big, who are the real deals
04:00 <Johnny> some firms still use it
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> i.e high jackman, nicole kidman
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> hugh*
04:00 <Picard> i have dialup
04:00 <Picard> its a bargain
04:00 <Discordia> Huge, good ol' WAPA graduate
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> they wouldnt touch home and away or neighbors with a 10 foot pole
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> and chris hemsworth doesnt even acknowledge his time on home and away
05:00 <Picard> nicole kidman started on BMX Bandits
05:00 <Discordia> Nicole couldn't act her way out of a wet paper bag
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> its like he is ashamed of it
05:00 <Discordia> can you blame him?
05:00 <slinky_J> oh cool! watching another bias doco on war
06:00 <slinky_J> yay
06:00 <BanBossy> aquamarine talks in an american accent
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> why Discordia?
06:00 <BanBossy> she pretendsshe's american
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> is home and away such a bad thing?
06:00 <BanBossy> everyone knows aquarmarine is australian
06:00 <Discordia> "Hi, im Thor!" "What did i do before?... nothing of consequence."
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> u got how he talks downpat
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> so 2 aussies are currently 2 of marvels most famous heros
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> wolverine and thor
08:00 <BanBossy> australia's own thor
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> that lady who went to america
08:00 <TheRiddler> dont listen to [sA3m0n] discordia
08:00 <TheRiddler> he just talks lies
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> who played the cop lady on home and away
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> esther anderson?
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> i wonder how shes doin atm
09:00 <BanBossy> morag?
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> she left home and away to tru her luck in hollywood
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> no, charlie
09:00 <BanBossy> oh the girl that was inthe Blue Lagoon tv show
09:00 <Discordia> Two words for you. Melissa George.
09:00 <BanBossy> the blonde chick
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> whose melissa george?
10:00 <Discordia> Seriously?
10:00 <Discordia> Look her up.
10:00 <BanBossy> Indiana Evans
10:00 <BanBossy> she's very beautiful
10:00 <Discordia> Also, Portia De Rossi... good ol Geelong chic 
11:00 <BanBossy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBvSuPKQCB4
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Indiana Evans strips (Mar 20, 2007) 2:32 - Category: Entertainment - 917,480 - 613 likes (90.7%), 63 dislikes (9.3%)
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> In November 2012, George voiced her dislike of the Australian media referencing her role in Home and Away.[34]
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> haha
11:00 <Discordia> Again, i can't say i blame her heh
11:00 <BanBossy> melissageorgegot her tits out as soon as sheleft home and away
12:00 <BanBossy> in that scifimovie
12:00 <Discordia> Isla Fisher
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> none of them are really attractive
12:00 <Discordia> Tons of Australian talent have made it overseas
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> Rose Byrne
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> now shes the best aussie actress
13:00 <matrix> Isla is kind of cute
13:00 <Discordia> She is matrix 
13:00 <BanBossy> Rose Byrne is old now
13:00 <matrix> I alwaysbliked her a lot
13:00 <Discordia> Rose Byrne... that nose... so narrow she could cut you with it.
13:00 <BanBossy> unfortunatly for her she did not get famous while she was young and hot
14:00 <BanBossy> they say in the lattest rose byrne commedy movie she speaks  in an australian accent
14:00 <Discordia> Cate Blanchett? Plays at the same level as Huge and Chris.
14:00 <BanBossy> think it  was GrownUP's 2
15:00 <milk> starting my run in in ...
15:00 <milk> 3
15:00 <milk> 2
15:00 <milk> 1
15:00 <milk> .
15:00 <wolfy> milo
15:00 <Discordia> Somehow i read that as, "Starting my milk run in..."
15:00 <milk> couple of gay fakes
16:00 <slinky_J> Tony Abbott to give Obama a fucking surf board
16:00 <slinky_J> like we all surf.
16:00 <milk> just going to immeadiately negate everything I say and take the credit for everything I do
16:00 <slinky_J> May aswell throw a shrimp on the barbie!
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> rose byrne is only 34
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> shes not old
16:00 <slinky_J> Hope he rocks up in tight, small footy shorts.
16:00 <BanBossy> she must be ollder than that
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> shes younger than messlisa george
16:00 <slinky_J> So we look worse.
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> meliessa george is 37
17:00 <slinky_J> "'Cause we all surf and play rugby in Straya 'Bama!"
17:00 <Discordia> Mary Rose Byrne (born 24 July 1979)
17:00 <BanBossy> she must have an eating disorder
17:00 <BanBossy> it makes rose lookkk older
17:00 <BanBossy> terrible for the body
18:00 <Discordia> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Byrne#mediaviewer/File:Rose_Byrne_4,_2013.jpg
18:00 <Discordia> She looks pretty good there.
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> whose better? clate blanchett or nicole kidman?
18:00 <Discordia> Cate.
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> i wonder if they see eachother as competition
18:00 <milk> just passed 300 million on the bugzapper
18:00 <Discordia> I somehow doubt it.
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> both aussies, similar age, female, actress in hollywood
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> they do u doubt it?
19:00 <Discordia> If so, it would be a very one sided competition.
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> why*
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> which side would win?
19:00 <Discordia> Cate.
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> whys that?
19:00 <milk> just going to immeadiately negate everything I say and take the credit for everything I do
19:00 <Discordia> Much more credible acting. Has done massive big budget movies... and is well respected for her acting ability.
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> kidman has higher star power though'
19:00 <Discordia> Not likely.
20:00 <Discordia> She's the laughing stock of the acting world.
20:00 <BanBossy> kidman brings death too all movies she stars in
20:00 <BanBossy> box office lead
20:00 <BanBossy> anchor
20:00 <Discordia> Indeed.
20:00 <milk> when you use L'Oreal it makes you uber
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> thers plenty of actors who are really good but just arent bigger than others due to not as high star power
21:00 <Discordia> Noone is bigger than Bruce Campbell.
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> will smith is a fuckwit and cant act for shit yet his a-lister 
21:00 <BanBossy> remember kidman is an american. I am ashamed when she pretends  to be australian
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> while, that old guy in breaking bad is a good actor
21:00 <BanBossy> and her australian accent is acting
21:00 <BanBossy> she really speaks  american
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> and he's only known for breaking bad and thats it
21:00 <matrix> Kidman is an aussie pretending to be american
21:00 <Discordia> Born in Hawaii
21:00 <milk> hey everyone I have an announcement
21:00 <BanBossy> well said Discordia
21:00 <milk> GANG UP ON ME!!!!!
22:00 <Discordia> Gang rape?
22:00 <milk> GANG UP ON ME!!!!!
22:00 <milk> you heard 
22:00 <milk> c'mon cunts
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> has anyone seen that movie australia
22:00 <milk> you mincing little faggots got no chance at this 
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> starring jackman and kidman?
22:00 <milk> so c'mon
22:00 <Discordia> Nope, and have no intention of.
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> what is so bad about it?
23:00 <Discordia> No idea, i just have no interest in it.
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> i remember that they didnt even make a big deal about it here when it was out in cinemas 
23:00 <milk> thanks for th nuke, we'll put it with the others
23:00 <Discordia> I've heard that it's pretty much a national embarassment. lol
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> since its a movie about australia called australia i wold have thought our media etc would have made much more of a big deal about it
23:00 <Discordia> People still 'nuke'?
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> wats that?
24:00 <Discordia> Old school form of trying to get someone to lag out.
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> wats lag out?
24:00 <Discordia> And this is the point that i walk away
25:00 <wolfy> cup of tea?
25:00 <Discordia> No thanks.
25:00 <milk> oops srz, my bad
25:00 <wolfy> ok
25:00 <[sA3m0n]> sory im not hip like you
25:00 <milk> let's try that again
25:00 <milk> hey everyone I have an announcement
25:00 <[sA3m0n]> i dont know gang slang
25:00 <[sA3m0n]> etc
25:00 <Discordia> http://www.bom.gov.au/products/IDR023.loop.shtml
26:00 <milk> GANG UP ON ME!!!!!
27:00 <Picard> fuck this its time for bed
27:00 <milk> GANG UP ON ME!!!!!
27:00 <Picard> fuck off milk
27:00 <milk> thanks for th nuke, we'll put it with the others
27:00 <Picard> no one likes u here
27:00 <milk> oops srz, my bad
27:00 <milk> let's try that again
27:00 <milk> hey everyone I have an announcement
27:00 <Picard> who cares?
28:00 <milk> GANG UP ON ME!!!!!
28:00 <milk> thanks for th nuke, we'll put it with the others
28:00 <milk> oops srz, my bad
28:00 <couleurs> u rok milk 
28:00 <Mew> lmao milk
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> fucken hell im horny and feel like a lay but all the escorts are currently chargin $200 + atm
28:00 <Picard> use ya hand
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> usually you can find some who charges like 80-120
28:00 <milk> heloo bloo bugzappah!
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> that gets boring Picard
28:00 <Picard> $200 is half ya centrelink money
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> eventually u want to do it with a proper person
29:00 <Picard> lol $80, she must be classy
29:00 <Picard> where do u likve?
29:00 <Picard> live*
29:00 <[sA3m0n]> $200 is alot of money
29:00 <Picard> i might be able to hook u up
29:00 <[sA3m0n]> but hornyness clouds your judgements man
29:00 <[sA3m0n]> atm im thinking with my dick
29:00 <Discordia> Is Picard offering his hand to jack off [sA3m0n]?
29:00 <[sA3m0n]> not my brain or wallet
29:00 <Picard> hello no
30:00 <Picard> where do u live
30:00 <Picard> i might be able to hook u up
30:00 <[sA3m0n]> elizabeth
30:00 <Picard> lol
30:00 <Fez> Anal jack off.
30:00 <milk> bzzzzzt
30:00 <milk> bzzzzzzzzzzt
30:00 <Discordia> lol
30:00 <milk> fzzzzztz zzzzzztz bzzzzzt
30:00 <milk> zzzzt
30:00 <milk> zZt
30:00 <milk> zzzt
31:00 <milk> ?
31:00 <Picard> http://cracker.com.au/greenacres-northern-adelaide-5086/erotic/escorts-adult-services/hot-sexy-thai-in-greenacresextra-service-available/404271674/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&search=true&region=40505&return=1&pageno=1
31:00 <Picard> $100
31:00 <xm> [sA3m0n]: do brothels have cheap tuesdays? 
31:00 <[sA3m0n]> maybe
31:00 <wolfy> do they take cheques ?
31:00 <[sA3m0n]> i dunno i dont go to brothels much
31:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> tis been moved to wednesdays like ages ago
31:00 <[sA3m0n]> private working ladies are much more discreet
32:00 <[sA3m0n]> i hate to go to a brothel and see some other loser there as well waiting to a session
32:00 <xm> i thought you said they painted lanes at the brothel just for your maxivan
32:00 <[sA3m0n]> kills my mood
32:00 <Picard> [sA3m0n] this is perfect for u man       http://cracker.com.au/mawson-lakes-northern-adelaide-5095/erotic/escorts-adult-services/activeversatile-thai-transsexual-girllady-boyshemaletransvestitetrans-in-mawson-lakes/404263857/advert.htm?advertcategory=82&search=true&region=40505&return=1&pageno=1
32:00 <milk> maybe ah cood git a runhn own
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> fuck
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> shes a tranny
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> the other one might be to
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> no thanks
33:00 <milk> point blank
33:00 <milk> ?
33:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> im sick of seeing asian hookers now as well
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> i want something new
34:00 <milk> Picard is weeding
34:00 <[sA3m0n]> which sux since the asian hookers are usally the only ones who charges cheap
34:00 <xm> [sA3m0n]: you've tried Asian hookers?
35:00 <wolfy> are there any jewish hookers?
35:00 <[sA3m0n]> yep ive tried every race pretty much
35:00 <wolfy> jew?
35:00 <xm> Jewish women work in the pornographic industry
35:00 <[sA3m0n]> well dont know about jews 
35:00 <wolfy> fuck a jew i say
35:00 <Discordia> Jews arn't a race.
35:00 <milk> a whitish shit monkey with an incredibly tight anus?
36:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> ye they r
36:00 <[sA3m0n]> but ive had black, white, asian, arabian, indian and hispanic
36:00 <Discordia> No they're not. They are a religion
36:00 <xm> Ashkenazi Jew, Sephardic Jew...
36:00 <xm> let's not forget the diseases particular to Ashkenazi Jews too
36:00 <milk> ok, you guys should have found a Jewess and cut the agreement before it happened 
36:00 <xm> Judaism is the religion
36:00 <BanBossy> jew blood libel
36:00 <milk> catholics man, y'know
36:00 <Discordia> I live in Jewville lol
36:00 <xm> likewise you can have Jewish Christians
37:00 <wolfy> jewish aboriginals ?
37:00 <xm> haha Border Securitu
37:00 <Discordia> Yes xm but they're still not a race.
37:00 <wolfy> hahaha
37:00 <xm> Security*
38:00 <xm> you are conflating the idea of ethnicity and religion
38:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> jus ppl that every carnt hated
38:00 <matrix> Jewish is religious belief not ethnicity as such
38:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> with no country of their own
38:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> forever on the run
38:00 <xm> a large number of Jews are atheists actually
38:00 <Discordia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3by9FoEFB8&list=PLrQu8dSg1bHYkML0N34B9TsdLxX0ptE9r
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Israel vs Palestine - feat. DAM and Norman Finkelstein [RAP NEWS 24] (Date not found) 8:19 - Category: Comedy - 275,398 - 7,079 likes (94%), 451 dislikes (6%)
39:00 <Discordia> I have jewish friends that eat bacon.. it's awesome.
39:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> Israel Is Palestine
39:00 <milk> I call this one  The Windshield
39:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> tis wat they're fightin ovah
39:00 <xm> there are also progressive Jews too
40:00 <xm> progressive Judaism etc
40:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> "yeah put em ovah there, give em their own troubles to fight against"
40:00 <milk> srz about that whore who got syphyllus
40:00 <xm> and then you have the Orthodox Jews who oppose Zionism
40:00 <xm> there is no single "Jew" which you speak of
40:00 <xm> it's like saying all Arabians are Muslims
41:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> ULTRA ORTODOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> +H
41:00 <milk> yyu
41:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> religious nutjobs
41:00 <Picard> night peoples
41:00 <milk> yuy
41:00 <milk> uyy
41:00 <xm> yyu
42:00 <milk> what was the last thing that went through Picard's mind when he logged off?
42:00 <couleurs> Bye Picard u stupid bastard
43:00 <xm> milk: "time to clear the internet history" ?
43:00 <milk> grey ponies
43:00 <milk> he was thinking about grey ponies
44:00 <milk> Queen Adelaide and the Shetlands
44:00 <milk> to be precise
44:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/XhZ76.jpg
45:00 <stebie> g'day Bastardly_One
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hey stebie how goes?
45:00 <stebie> not bad, you?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not too shabby thank ye
46:00 <milk> that's a man, baby
46:00 <stebie> sweet ^_^
46:00 <wolfy> dorito anyone
46:00 <stebie> i should remove you from notify
47:00 <stebie> i think that's no longer an issue
47:00 <Serenity> why did you have him on notify lol
47:00 <couleurs> notify this 8======D
47:00 <Bastardly_One> long story
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you should ... unless you want to know when to idle 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
48:00 <milk> :|=====D
49:00 <milk> ||
49:00 <milk> OO
49:00 <milk> Saddam's Hand of God missiles were no match for Western Might
50:00 <stebie> because i like him... a lot..
50:00 <Loof> would you touch him
50:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10336751_560558237385831_3758099603141529076_n.jpg
51:00 <milk> http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100108211836/cnc/images/d/d5/CNCTW_Hand_of_Nod_Concept_Art_2.png
51:00 <Loof> lame link
51:00 <Loof> gtfo
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
52:00 <Bastardly_One> do you like rpg/adventures?
52:00 <Loof> i like all games
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Okami HD ... 20.45
52:00 <Bastardly_One> just saw it on the PS Store then ... tempted
52:00 <Bastardly_One> had it for the Wii and it's one of a kind
53:00 <Bastardly_One> very unique and awesome
53:00 <milk> ||
53:00 <milk> \
53:00 <milk> OO
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol DemonsRun speak of the devil
53:00 <Loof> so many awesome games for under $25 on there
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> wat a conincidence
53:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck off simon 
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> were just talkin about ya
54:00 <milk> | \   ==D
54:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10174901_560602087381446_4426389064279167470_n.jpg
54:00 <Bastardly_One> who was?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> evening brat
54:00 <[sA3m0n]> the room
54:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> how'd you pull up today?
54:00 <DemonsRun> Evening
54:00 <DemonsRun> Horrible
54:00 <DemonsRun> 2 hours sleep and half the day in class
54:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One who do you hate more? adam rose, bo dalls or emma?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> take it out on that cunt then
54:00 <DemonsRun> And guess what?! Can't fucking sleep now lol.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck simon
54:00 <DemonsRun> Gotta be up at 6 to drive to warny
54:00 <Bastardly_One> bo dallas
54:00 <DemonsRun> To drive a fucking truck all day
55:00 <Bastardly_One> adam rose a close second
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that ... fun day ahead brat
55:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol bo dallas is that bad huh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking want to scream at the cunt
55:00 <DemonsRun> So much fun
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
55:00 <DemonsRun> Why the fuck hasn't someone banned simon yet?
55:00 <DemonsRun> Isn't there enough retartedness with just panda?
56:00 <DemonsRun> Or Piet 
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> good news for you here Bastardly_One
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/wwe-officials-already-souring-on-new-talents-details
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you missed the death of Piet
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity finally sent him over the edge
56:00 <TheRiddler> yeah piet is gone
56:00 <Loof> aww man
56:00 <Loof> details?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> was a think of beauty to witness
56:00 <milk> http://www.wired.com/images_blogs/dangerroom/2011/08/Front_view_of_a_Soviet_made_MAZ-543-TEL_for_SCUD_missiles.jpeg
56:00 <TheRiddler> panda has gone off the rails
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> what about cherri_pie?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> as she said before 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> it culmiated in days of ranting
57:00 <DemonsRun> And no one got logs or screenshots?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and she finally busted his brain
57:00 <TheRiddler> cherri_pie is you [sA3m0n]
57:00 <Mew> panda vowed to never return to #melbourne
57:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking hell
57:00 <Bastardly_One> was fucking great
57:00 <Loof> when was this?
57:00 <DemonsRun> Why good news!!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's why he's here now as slinky_J
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol TheRiddler watchu talkin bout willis
57:00 <TheRiddler> see
57:00 <DemonsRun> Just need simon to fuck off and we're sweet
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> the room would be boring as without me
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but in the decade plus of Piet shit
58:00 <TheRiddler> you admit it 
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> everyone already walks on eggshells in here
58:00 <milk> http://www.gulflink.osd.mil/envs/images/fig1.jpg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never seen someone do that completely
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> im the only one who ares to speak out
58:00 <TheRiddler> you're the only 1 that mentioned your other nick 
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> tell it like it is
58:00 <Bastardly_One> was seriously a thing of beauty
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One im the cm punk of this room
58:00 <TheRiddler> neither of you talk when the other is talking
58:00 <milk> soviet subs launch them around here all the time
59:00 <TheRiddler> and it always takes a couple of minutes after 1 ends and the other begins
59:00 <milk> everytime an original Buddah shows up, we get a volley when his little african child runs off to play on the climbing castle
59:00 <DemonsRun> Simon you don't tell shit how it is
59:00 <DemonsRun> You talk shit
59:00 <DemonsRun> That's about it
59:00 <milk> the original Buddah Tzu
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> stop or i will cut a promo on you DemonsRun
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