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00:00:00 <Serenity> mine kinda looks like this
00:00:00 <Serenity> http://www.ozbongs.com.au/26cm-Magic-Mushy/
00:00:00 <Serenity> but its shorter by like 6 cm
00:00:00 <Mew> sounds like youre planning something sexy
00:00:00 <Doodle> re00wwwww
00:00:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah classic agung
00:00:00 <The_Baron> sucks they don't make the terminator X model anymore
00:00:00 <pelican> lol sure am
00:01:00 <Serenity> mine doesnt get much use these days
00:01:00 <The_Baron> I am using a polycarbon bottle atm
00:01:00 <Excessive> friend of mine somkes like every day, all day long ............ fo years ......... it's all he does ........ last time I saw him he was sayin he was coghin up blood
00:01:00 <Excessive> so ye ^ the bongs
00:01:00 <The_Baron> I've had so many bongs get destroyed by guests, I stopped buying em
00:02:00 <Excessive> +u
00:02:00 <jewel> any people that dont do drugs here
00:02:00 <pelican> put codral tablets in the biong water
00:02:00 <pelican> i dont do drugs
00:02:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, without proper bong care, not changing the water, using too much spin, this will lead to many chest infections
00:02:00 <Serenity> http://www.ozbongs.com.au/Percolator-Ice-Bong-Dome-Diffusor-BLUE/
00:02:00 <Serenity> lol thats cool
00:02:00 <The_Baron> if u keep ur shit clean, it's actually better for ya then a joint
00:02:00 <jewel> hmm ok
00:02:00 <Bastardly_One> here's me smoking with Ozzy
00:02:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of shit needing a clean
00:02:00 <jewel> this is the cream of irc... looking at drug objects
00:02:00 <Serenity> ugh people with dirty bongs
00:03:00 <Serenity> yuck
00:03:00 <simba> drug objects
00:03:00 <The_Baron> percolator bongs are fucking awesome
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/417613_10150602832713104_1633273381_n.jpg
00:03:00 <The_Baron> SUPER SMOOTH
00:03:00 <simba> its called a bong you outcast
00:03:00 <The_Baron> and remove heaps of tar
00:03:00 <jewel> i will not say that word
00:03:00 <jewel> ever
00:03:00 <Serenity> $90 isnt expensive either
00:03:00 <simba> why lol
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> bong goes
00:03:00 <jewel> people of the lower class say it
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I say pipe actually
00:04:00 <simba> you are retarded thanks cya
00:04:00 <pelican> i member back in the day the 2 buck shop come round an you buy pipes for 2 bucks then sell em at school for 10 bux
00:04:00 <jewel> and there is a more technical word starting with p but im not sure how to spell it
00:04:00 <Excessive> billy
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> don't like the word bong
00:04:00 <jewel> simba youre an idiot
00:04:00 <simba> ok
00:04:00 <The_Baron> <jewel> people of the lower class say it <---LOL get the fuck outta here
00:04:00 <jewel> thath word is for bogans
00:04:00 <jewel> lol
00:04:00 <jewel> i mean people on centerlink say it
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a pipe
00:04:00 <The_Baron> it's a water pipe
00:04:00 <simba> maybe you should look outside the little world of dandenong youre so used to
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
00:04:00 <Serenity> drug paraphernalia is what you are looking for
00:04:00 <The_Baron> but fucken hell, a bong is a bong is a bong
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> so I call it a pipe
00:04:00 <jewel> dandenong LOL
00:04:00 <jewel> yes Serenity that is the one ... thank you
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh it's a pipe you fuckin' Bevan
00:05:00 <jewel> i live in frankston ta
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm speaking Qld at him
00:05:00 <beehhh> some thug stole norell's phone from her room she saw the thief while she sneakout of her shower
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> they still call 'em Bevans yeah?
00:05:00 <simba> thats why your perception is so out of whack because you only know dodgy bottom of the barrel frankston tossers
00:05:00 <Saemon> wished the thief would have killed norell
00:05:00 <The_Baron> so someone living in frankston is worried about being lower class?
00:05:00 <Saemon> sorry beehhh
00:06:00 <Saemon> but thats just how i feel
00:06:00 <jewel> yeah simba that must be it... druggie
00:06:00 <The_Baron> I hope ur being ironic
00:06:00 <simba> it is it
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I went to the other side of Frankston earlier this week
00:06:00 <jewel> yeah ok
00:06:00 <Mew> jewel is into shelving
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> to Mornington
00:06:00 <simba> youve only seen lower class stoners thats all you know
00:06:00 <Mew> #cleanlife
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean Mourning Town
00:06:00 <jewel> lol
00:06:00 <pelican> i am playin with me 1 inch willy
00:06:00 <simba> Mourning Tide
00:06:00 <Mew> #coloncleanse
00:07:00 <jewel> youre a low class...druggie
00:07:00 <simba> stop lashing out at me because you know im right
00:07:00 <pelican> simba is a high roller druggie
00:07:00 <jewel> alright simba
00:08:00 <pelican> jewel do you find simba to be a sexual figure too you?
00:08:00 <The_Baron> I see my cannabis use as no different to a wine enthusiasts
00:08:00 <The_Baron> I like the different tastes and smells
00:08:00 <The_Baron> and effects
00:08:00 <pelican> wine sux
00:08:00 <Serenity> it depends on the use i spose
00:08:00 <pelican> should be drinkin jack daniels
00:08:00 <The_Baron> JD ewwww
00:09:00 <The_Baron> see, I aint a bogan
00:09:00 <The_Baron> :P
00:09:00 <jewel> yes i see him as a sexual figure
00:09:00 <Serenity> someone who drinks 6 bottles of wine a day and its affected their functional life its a problem
00:09:00 <Serenity> same as weed
00:09:00 <pelican> jds good tucker
00:09:00 <Skirmish> jewel is a fatty.
00:09:00 <jewel> The_Baron impressive
00:09:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, same as anything
00:09:00 <simba> yep theyre called drug addicts
00:09:00 <Skirmish> jewel has cottage cheese thighs.
00:09:00 <The_Baron> if u overdo shit and it gets in the way of ur daily functioning
00:09:00 <The_Baron> then yeah, got a prob
00:09:00 <pelican> anything over used is a problem
00:09:00 <Serenity> http://www.ozbongs.com.au/420-Jar-MDM-mush/
00:09:00 <Serenity> i want that
00:09:00 <faux> Serenity is addicted to cum
00:10:00 <Serenity> sure am
00:10:00 <faux> Cumenity
00:10:00 <The_Baron> oh those jars are great
00:10:00 <The_Baron> nothing like well cured buds
00:10:00 <Sponge> i thought you kkids all used vapourisers for health sake now
00:10:00 <The_Baron> Sponge, vapes aren't that big in Australia yet
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of those
00:10:00 <Sponge> though if you're a dirty smoker already not going to help much
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> found a good one recently
00:10:00 <The_Baron> though Dabbing is making a slow splash in the scene
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> called a Trifecta
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> does all sorts of shit
00:11:00 <faux> In the scene
00:11:00 <faux> lol
00:11:00 <Sponge> nice
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> oils, herbs, etc
00:11:00 <pelican> trifecta
00:11:00 <Sponge> differen burning temps?
00:11:00 <pelican> must do 3 things
00:11:00 <Sponge> 3?
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> http://trifectavaporizer.com/
00:11:00 <Serenity> ive seen faux stoned
00:11:00 <pelican> try effect ya
00:11:00 <Mew> shmokin da errrrb bra
00:11:00 <pelican> errrrrrrbz
00:12:00 <faux> lol :'(
00:12:00 <Skirmish> I find the arguement to legalise pot to be hilarious.
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah herbs, liquids and oils
00:12:00 <Serenity> a loooong time ago
00:12:00 <Serenity> hahaha
00:12:00 <The_Baron> I'd say the cleanest method is dabbing pure honey oil
00:12:00 <Serenity> big
00:12:00 <Serenity> SMALL
00:12:00 <Sponge> i love how australia is so backwards compared to the usa now
00:12:00 <Alburt_Enstun> i just injected a marijuana syringe
00:12:00 <The_Baron> that shit is sooo smooth
00:12:00 <faux> I was drinking that night too
00:12:00 <pelican> i agree Skirmish
00:12:00 <faux> I was terribz
00:12:00 <Serenity> it was fkn hilarious
00:12:00 <The_Baron> but makes ya feel like ur high for the first time again
00:12:00 <Serenity> im like IS SHE OK? OMG
00:12:00 <faux> lol
00:12:00 <Serenity> WHATS RONG WIF HER
00:12:00 <faux> Lmao
00:12:00 <faux> I think that was the same night I cried cos I remmebwrwd john Lennon was dead
00:12:00 <The_Baron> short ppl tend to get stoned a lot easier
00:12:00 <Serenity> yes
00:12:00 <Serenity> lol
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
00:13:00 <faux> lol
00:13:00 <faux> O dear
00:13:00 <The_Baron> especially if they aren't regular tokers
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> check that trifecta out
00:13:00 <Sponge> that's a very ecconomialprice The_Baron
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> that was gonna cost me 180
00:13:00 <Sponge> I say buy
00:13:00 <Skirmish> The simple fact is if the govt decided to legalise it, tax it and make selling it illegal unless from a store then the pot heads would ll rebel because the price would be higher than buying it illegally from their prior dealer.
00:13:00 <Sponge> ouch
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> and the omore I look at it
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> *more
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah 180 put me off
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> but the more I look at it
00:13:00 <Skirmish> So even though smoking it is legal … they will refuse to buy it from a store that applies govt taxes.
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> the more I think ... hey I can just stick some mull in that
00:13:00 <The_Baron> o0o that chunk of jelly hash looks tastey
00:13:00 <Bastardly_One> or hey, I can still this tobacco in that
00:14:00 <The_Baron> does that come with the Trifecta?
00:14:00 <The_Baron> :P
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> or yeah I can vape some orange shit
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
00:14:00 <faux> Pllp
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah :P
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> still, for a 3 in one
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> and online they're cheaper
00:14:00 <Bastardly_One> about 120 ish if you look right
00:15:00 <The_Baron> that aint bad at all
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> 180 was at off ya tree so rip off city
00:15:00 <The_Baron> especially for one that can do herb and oil
00:15:00 <jewel> are you still on drugs
00:15:00 <jewel> wow
00:15:00 <Mew> jewel steer this baby home
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I've decided now the pot isn't the problem
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the bong
00:15:00 <The_Baron> http://www.ozbongs.com.au/DhOP-Recycler-Bubbler/
00:15:00 <Mew> turn it around
00:15:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt is fucking evil
00:15:00 <Skirmish> You’re not on drugs jewel? What happened to you?
00:15:00 <The_Baron> but this is the future of vaping oil
00:15:00 <The_Baron> dome rigs are the shit
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> and the trifecta is portable
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> uni would be so much more fun
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
00:16:00 <Serenity> weed iz frum da erf
00:16:00 <Serenity> god put it heer 4 us
00:16:00 <Skirmish> lol
00:16:00 <jewel> cant be bothered Mew
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what the fuck do you think the bush moses was burning was?
00:16:00 <The_Baron> goddamn it, I am so just gonna turn these plants I got into hash oil
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how he came up with all that shit he wrote
00:16:00 <faux> His Mrs' bush
00:16:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking God told him
00:16:00 <The_Baron> fuck buds, should just make the super shatter
00:16:00 <Skirmish> Mew: You give jewel more credit for her intellectual capacity than she deserves.
00:17:00 <Mew> but you gotta have faithuhfaithuhfaithuhhhh
00:17:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmv3ZN_I2F4
00:17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: salvia trip 3 (Sep 18, 2011) 8:27 - Category: People & Blogs - 229,627 - 218 likes (76%), 69 dislikes (24%)
00:17:00 <Serenity> o.o
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit sounds evil
00:17:00 <The_Baron> what sounds evil?
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> just from stuff I've read about it
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> saliva I keep calling it
00:17:00 <Serenity> salvia
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> salvia
00:17:00 <Serenity> its intense
00:17:00 <Mew> Skirmy who is jewel?
00:17:00 <Serenity> but short lived
00:18:00 <The_Baron> salvia is intense
00:18:00 <Serenity> jennilo
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked up as bath salts
00:18:00 <The_Baron> and it aint euphoric
00:18:00 <beehhh> meditation is the only key
00:18:00 <Mew> is she hot
00:18:00 <Serenity> my friend tried it
00:18:00 <Serenity> she saw zombies
00:18:00 <jewel> a single dead beat dad from cambeltown who drives a yellow ford
00:18:00 <jewel> makes me sick thinking about it
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah someone I know was sick for 3 days
00:18:00 <jewel> and he is a reject
00:18:00 <Bastardly_One> off one cone in Syd
00:18:00 <jewel> everyone rejects him
00:18:00 <Serenity> Skirmish you drive a yellow ford?
00:18:00 <Serenity> wtf since when
00:18:00 <The_Baron> only time I enjoyed salvia was after having a hit of pure salvinorin A after 3 grams of Ibogaine
00:18:00 <simba> lol
00:18:00 <The_Baron> I saw time go backwards
00:18:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Not since 2009.
00:18:00 <jewel> its disguisting
00:18:00 <jewel> a ford
00:19:00 <faux> disguisting
00:19:00 <pelican> holden shit
00:19:00 <The_Baron> disgusting*
00:19:00 <simba> holden shit
00:19:00 <Serenity> someone better tell ur mrs you're single too
00:19:00 <pelican> no cunt buys a holden no more
00:19:00 <simba> no cunt buys a holden no more
00:19:00 <The_Baron> u lower class piece of shit, can't even spell disgusting properly
00:19:00 <The_Baron> or should that be, correctly
00:19:00 <Skirmish> The irc trolls haven’t updated their files on me. By the time they catch onto the fact I used to own a commodore ute I will be trading the lancer in.
00:19:00 <jewel> holden maloo
00:19:00 <Bastardly_One> because Holden is going offshore
00:19:00 <jewel> The_Baron calm down
00:19:00 <The_Baron> see, ur lower class frankston ways are rubbing off on me, jewel
00:19:00 <faux> lol @ skirmish living in campbelltown
00:19:00 <simba> holdens get bought by dumb kunts no 1 buys holdens no more
00:19:00 <jewel> everything is going offshore
00:19:00 <Bastardly_One> those Storms look fucking sexy
00:19:00 <Serenity> you werent single in 09 tho cause youve been with k longer than ive been with paul and we got together in 09
00:20:00 <pelican> even lil korean cars better quality then aus cars now
00:20:00 <jewel> very good The_Baron im happy
00:20:00 <Skirmish> K and I got together in 09 too.
00:20:00 <jewel> single dead beat dad
00:20:00 <Serenity> oh there u go
00:20:00 <jewel> from campbelltown
00:20:00 <faux> dbd
00:20:00 <Skirmish> Our first date was the exact same day I got rid of the yellow falcon.
00:20:00 <Serenity> yeah jewel you're wrong
00:20:00 <faux> oh she caught on
00:20:00 <faux> Kewl
00:20:00 <Serenity> shut up your trashy whore
00:20:00 <The_Baron> australia can't compete with china and india with manufacturing
00:20:00 <jewel> youre a trashy whore
00:21:00 <Bastardly_One> u r!
00:21:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: We are better at manufacturing than them. We cannot compete with cost due to wages only.
00:21:00 <The_Baron> Skirmish, didn't say it was a matter of quality
00:21:00 <The_Baron> it is all about costing
00:21:00 <The_Baron> fuck me
00:21:00 <Skirmish> Eventually the up and coming countries will have their workforce demand more money for their time.
00:21:00 <The_Baron> this is free market capitalism
00:21:00 <The_Baron> not the fucking life is fair club
00:21:00 <pelican> does come to quality
00:21:00 <pelican> because you pay half the price for quality
00:21:00 <The_Baron> if that were the case
00:22:00 <pelican> from other countries
00:22:00 <The_Baron> we wouldn't be buying 90% of the shit we do
00:22:00 <Skirmish> I believe it should be based on quality.
00:22:00 <The_Baron> it should be
00:22:00 <The_Baron> but it isn't
00:22:00 <Skirmish> Why pay less to get shit when you can pay more to get a far superior product?
00:22:00 <The_Baron> and hell, planned obsolescence made sure of that
00:22:00 <pelican> lol you wanna pull a holden an ford apart
00:22:00 <pelican> see hopw they built
00:22:00 <pelican> what you dont see from the outside
00:22:00 <jewel> holden will look great
00:22:00 <pelican> very much over rated
00:22:00 <Skirmish> I wonder who has been telling jewel about me to have her regurgutating such tripe.
00:22:00 <Skirmish> Probably element.
00:23:00 <Serenity> shes an old users Skirmish
00:23:00 <Serenity> -s
00:23:00 <doctor> I want to want things, then I can participate in the social contract
00:23:00 <Skirmish> I’ve never lived in Campbelltown though. Not sure who thinks that.
00:23:00 <jewel> Serenity asl plz
00:23:00 <faux> lol
00:23:00 <Serenity> fuck off slag
00:23:00 <jewel> :)
00:23:00 <faux> When did it get so talkative
00:23:00 <Maurice> Oh faux
00:23:00 <jewel> youre so hard
00:23:00 <faux> Who boosted its ego
00:23:00 <faux> Hi moz
00:23:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1012698_707886665918407_1662564424_n.jpg
00:23:00 <Serenity> who knows
00:24:00 <Maurice> You're welcome
00:24:00 <faux> Oh my god
00:24:00 <faux> yoire dead
00:24:00 <Loof> jewel sounds molested
00:24:00 <Maurice> pandas boosted it when she became his own personal fan club
00:24:00 <jewel> you sure have your little circles in here
00:24:00 <Skirmish> faux: This is probably why Longie lost his termper with her and told her to fuck off and stop PM’ing him. She just goes on with retarded shit.
00:24:00 <Maurice> PURPLE CIRCLE
00:24:00 <Maurice> Wait, is jewel xR
00:24:00 <faux> DO YA WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN
00:24:00 <jewel> lol
00:24:00 <Maurice> RIDE OUR BIKES AROUND THE HALLS
00:24:00 <beehhh> watchin porno on acid
00:24:00 <matrix> Oh ffs you ppl
00:24:00 <jewel> Loof youre molested
00:24:00 <Skirmish> jewel = Jenilo from teh old days.
00:24:00 <faux> I NEVER SEE YOU ANYMOREEE
00:24:00 <simba> jewel seems like shes on a cherri pie level of brain capacity and previous butthurt
00:24:00 <matrix> Grow up a bit
00:24:00 <matrix> Seriously
00:24:00 <doctor> lets be friends jewel
00:24:00 <faux> matrix is jewels number 1 fan
00:24:00 <The_Baron> jewel is suspicious, she is the only person here who has acknowledged partay as a human being
00:24:00 <beehhh> itchy kitchy tata yaya
00:25:00 <faux> He jumps in whenever she's being abused
00:25:00 <The_Baron> who does that?
00:25:00 <simba> matrix has been complaining all day lol
00:25:00 <Mew> its not a circle its the scooby gang duh
00:25:00 <Serenity> she is on cherry pie level
00:25:00 <faux> Its cute
00:25:00 <Mew> get it right
00:25:00 <Bastardly_One> matrix, you!
00:25:00 <jewel> cant we just get along
00:25:00 <beehhh> i cum quick like 123 finish
00:25:00 <Serenity> not quite aware of its not idiocy so its got a big mouth and makes a dick of its self
00:25:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, pretty close aye
00:25:00 <Skirmish> It’s because they know she is female. They haven’t worked out she’s a fatty covered in scabs.
00:25:00 <Serenity> its own* ffs
00:25:00 <Skirmish> Once they do nobody will jump in anymore.
00:25:00 <jewel> Serenity having virtual power doesnt make you special you know
00:25:00 <faux> I never see you anymoreeee come out the doooor
00:25:00 <beehhh> still long enough to produce more me
00:25:00 <jewel> and irc friends
00:25:00 <Serenity> i dont have any power anywhere jewel
00:26:00 <Serenity> if you're threatened by this power youve created thats your own problem
00:26:00 <simba> lol
00:26:00 <faux> we used to be best buddiesss and now we're not I wish you would tell me whyyyy
00:26:00 <jewel> righto
00:26:00 <beehhh> has someone got my lighter?
00:26:00 <faux> yes
00:26:00 <doctor> We've all got the power!
00:26:00 <Skirmish> beehhh: You ciggy butt brain.
00:26:00 <faux> I got the power dooototoodootoooodootoo
00:26:00 <beehhh> i need morf
00:27:00 <jewel> well youre a bitch anyways
00:27:00 <Serenity> this salvia shit doesnt see like fun at all
00:27:00 <doctor> need to let loose a little
00:27:00 <doctor> disregard responsibilities ect
00:27:00 <beehhh> tell you what best orgasm is when you have wet dreams
00:27:00 <simba> salvia isnt for the casual curious man
00:27:00 <Skirmish> This chick is trippin with the fishes.
00:28:00 <matrix> Can we change to a normal conversation now
00:28:00 <Maurice> Only orgasm you've had
00:28:00 <matrix> No need for all this abuse
00:28:00 <doctor> matrix there are no normal conversations. what you've been told is a lie!
00:28:00 <The_Baron> salvia is also really random in effect
00:29:00 <beehhh> im gonna so get the new HP slate7 extreme
00:29:00 <The_Baron> sometimes it will take u to another dimension, out of body
00:29:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_GkN_4pHuE
00:29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - Category: Comedy - 151,594 - 164 likes (51.1%), 157 dislikes (48.9%)
00:29:00 <beehhh> no sim very good
00:29:00 <Serenity> that...
00:29:00 <Serenity> how can that be fun'
00:29:00 <The_Baron> sometimes u just feel like ur soul is getting wrapped up in a rug
00:29:00 <beehhh> pay no bill
00:29:00 <The_Baron> sometimes, nothing happens
00:29:00 <The_Baron> sometimes u just see weird patterns
00:29:00 <Skirmish> Why would someone want to put their brain under such stress.
00:29:00 <The_Baron> it aint a consistent trip at all
00:30:00 <Serenity> i will put that in the never going to try bucket
00:30:00 <The_Baron> Skirmish, for the experience
00:30:00 <The_Baron> curiousity
00:30:00 <The_Baron> though I recommend everyone try DMT at least once
00:30:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: I value my brain far too much to be fucking with it like that.
00:30:00 <The_Baron> now that shit, wow wow wow
00:30:00 <DrGore> The_Baron
00:30:00 <simba> lol
00:30:00 <The_Baron> yo DrGore
00:30:00 <DrGore> you crazy
00:31:00 <The_Baron> I'll take that as a compliment
00:31:00 <DrGore> as it was intended
00:32:00 <simba> theres nothing stressful about tripping unless youre not ready for it
00:32:00 <The_Baron> actually, what am I saying
00:32:00 <The_Baron> u may be the one person who prolly might have a really fucked reaction to it
00:32:00 <Maurice> I'm never usually ready for it when I trip
00:32:00 <Maurice> Mostly I stub my toe
00:32:00 <Loof> ah damn
00:32:00 <Loof> fuck that then
00:32:00 <Serenity> i think ive said it before
00:32:00 <Serenity> the only thing i would really ever try is actual mdma
00:32:00 <Skirmish> That last link you put up is terrible. She is basically taking a drug that fucks her up so hard she is a vegetable.
00:33:00 <Skirmish> What is the damn point in that?!
00:33:00 <Maurice> Is that like UFC, Serenity?
00:33:00 <The_Baron> actually for me, the best part of a heavy duty psychaedelic experience is the afterglow
00:33:00 <Serenity> LOL yeah Maurice
00:33:00 <Sponge> mushrooms are there because god wants you to takkethem
00:33:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:33:00 <The_Baron> u feel like u;ve conquered everest
00:33:00 <simba> it doesnt matter what shes doing on the outside
00:33:00 <Sponge> god did not make mdma
00:33:00 <Maurice> It just reminds me of some extreme sport lol
00:33:00 <The_Baron> MDMA is a my little pony drug
00:33:00 <beehhh> 540 jobs gone from RMIT no point coming back there
00:33:00 <Serenity> i assume on the inside is a lot different to what we see on the outside
00:33:00 <Maurice> Yeah we believe it
00:34:00 <Maurice> Back in my day the drugs were pure man
00:34:00 <Maurice> Nowadays its cut with bleach
00:34:00 <Loof> wtf beehhh my degree is at RMIT
00:34:00 <Sponge> cutt with rat poison
00:34:00 <The_Baron> there was shit drugs in the 90's too
00:34:00 <doctor> now days we're all just too square
00:34:00 <Loof> through open uni
00:34:00 <Maurice> Or self raising flour, which is why junkies are so fat these days
00:34:00 <The_Baron> just not as many as today
00:34:00 <Maurice> They're rising
00:34:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:34:00 <Serenity> thats why shads is so fat
00:34:00 <Serenity> cut with donuts
00:34:00 <Maurice> LOL
00:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm giving up drugs right now
00:34:00 <Bastardly_One> know why?
00:34:00 <The_Baron> though I'm still happy I got freinds who get real LSD-25 from california
00:35:00 <Sponge> beause you're a rat
00:35:00 <Maurice> Rat take drugs
00:35:00 <Maurice> What do you think the bait is made of
00:35:00 <Maurice> They OD
00:35:00 <The_Baron> why's that Bastardly_One?
00:35:00 <Skirmish> “I feel awesome on the inside but outwardly I am a mentally disabled paraplegic”. Yeah that sounds like an awesome reason to take a drug
00:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to a Jamorqui or whoever you spell it album
00:35:00 <Bastardly_One> and enjoying it
00:35:00 <Bastardly_One> time to go straight
00:35:00 <simba> Skirmish stop being dumb
00:36:00 <Skirmish> I don’t see how that is being dumb at all.
00:36:00 <simba> when people play video games you could argue the same thing, they "look" like theyre out of it, its all happening in your mind though
00:36:00 <The_Baron> LOL Bastardly_One
00:36:00 <Skirmish> Not even close.
00:36:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHXcEcwRKqo
00:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Horrible Salvia Trip Blue Salvia Zone 120 Mg/G #4 (May 5, 2009) 8:30 - Category: People & Blogs - 477,102 - 820 likes (87.5%), 117 dislikes (12.5%)
00:36:00 <Bastardly_One> she's such a cosmic giiiiiiiiiiiirl
00:36:00 <Saemon> jamiroquai
00:36:00 <Maurice> My kids are out of it when they watch Peppa Pig
00:36:00 <Bastardly_One> from another galaxyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
00:36:00 <Maurice> Personally I want to slaughter her whole family
00:36:00 <Maurice> And make maple syrup bacon
00:36:00 <Skirmish> Far out people will come up with all kind of justifications for their drug habit.
00:36:00 <Saemon> justin timberlake ripped off jamiroquai alot
00:37:00 <simba> if salvia affects your mind why would you pay attention to how their body looks? lol
00:37:00 <Serenity> to be fair i dont think anyone here is taking salvia
00:37:00 <Maurice> Transmitting on my frequency
00:37:00 <beehhh> migale migale migale bronxwick to footooscray
00:37:00 <Saemon> if i ever did drugs, only justification i would give is that i do it because i fucking ejoy it
00:37:00 <Skirmish> simba: Because the brain controls the body. For the body to be reacting like that it HAS to be fucking the brain.
00:37:00 <Saemon> im not some pussy
00:37:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit has sent a girl from a studious academic into a vegetable
00:37:00 <Bastardly_One> saliva that is
00:37:00 <simba> of course its fucking the brain dude thats why its called a mind altering drug
00:37:00 <beehhh> grand sale dimmeys n forges
00:37:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, that's why i do it
00:37:00 <simba> but just because she "looks" like shes struggling doesnt mean she is
00:37:00 <beehhh> holer for a marshall
00:37:00 <The_Baron> it aint coz of society, it's coz they are fun
00:38:00 <Saemon> good for you then The_Baron
00:38:00 <Loof> datura is the worst ive done
00:38:00 <beehhh> fowles auction
00:38:00 <DrGore> <@Maurice> My kids are out of it when they watch Peppa Pig <@Maurice> Personally I want to slaughter her whole family <@Maurice> And make maple syrup bacon
00:38:00 <Bastardly_One> FUCK!
00:38:00 <Saemon> i personally dont see why one would want to do drugs though
00:38:00 <Loof> dont do datura boys and girls
00:38:00 <DrGore> BAHAHAHAHAHA
00:38:00 <Saemon> im straight edge
00:38:00 <The_Baron> Loof, lol
00:38:00 <Bastardly_One> I own two of his albums :(
00:38:00 <The_Baron> don't get me started on datura
00:38:00 <Serenity> isnt datura dangerous
00:38:00 <The_Baron> 11 times I've done it
00:38:00 <beehhh> newcastle redlight house gundowned by Skirmish
00:38:00 <Loof> wtf
00:38:00 <The_Baron> only had fun on it twice
00:38:00 <Doodle> `ban drug talk
00:38:00 <Loof> ..
00:38:00 <The_Baron> the rest of the time, URRGGHH
00:38:00 <Serenity> remember those days Doodle
00:38:00 <Serenity> i do
00:38:00 <Doodle> ofc
00:38:00 <Loof> i went blind for four days
00:39:00 <beehhh> crime has a new enemy
00:39:00 <Loof> scared the shit out of me
00:39:00 <Maurice> My cat is glaring at me from her perch on the toaster 'come at me bitch, I wont move'
00:39:00 <Bastardly_One> you go on blind rages for days anyway
00:39:00 <Bastardly_One> don't need to blame it on datura
00:39:00 <Doodle> lol turn the toaster on
00:39:00 <Loof> here we go
00:39:00 <The_Baron> I mixed it with speed once, and Bob Dylan popped out of a record cover and blew a rasberry at me
00:39:00 <faux> That video is fucked
00:39:00 <DrGore> that's the funniest thing a mother has ever said
00:39:00 <Maurice> Lol she might slip into the slot
00:39:00 <beehhh> perth got too many spoiled kids
00:39:00 <Doodle> hot
00:39:00 <Maurice> She's only thin
00:39:00 <The_Baron> other than that and the dancing m&m's
00:39:00 <Doodle> literally
00:39:00 <The_Baron> nightmares
00:39:00 <Loof> lol
00:39:00 <Maurice> We can have firemen here for the 2nd night in a row
00:39:00 <Doodle> lol
00:39:00 <Maurice> To put out the flames from my pussy
00:40:00 <Doodle> toasty
00:40:00 <simba> fanta pants fanta pants
00:40:00 <Maurice> She can read you know, shhhh
00:40:00 <Maurice> She knows you're taunting her
00:40:00 <Skirmish> There is combustible material around your pussy? What are you?! A 1970’s porn star?
00:41:00 <Maurice> I wonder if she'll toast me crumpets
00:41:00 <The_Baron> better than asbestos pussy
00:41:00 <beehhh> china is best place to mirgate
00:41:00 <Bastardly_One> she'll poison them
00:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd make your own to be safe
00:41:00 <Maurice> I can't get to the toaster
00:41:00 <Loof> ps3 bf4 is only stupid 24 players, no 64 :(
00:41:00 <Bastardly_One> push the chair around the house
00:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've done that before
00:42:00 <beehhh> aint no sunshine when hes gone
00:42:00 <Maurice> No, I mean, shes ontop of the toaster
00:42:00 <Maurice> I'm on the couch
00:42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
00:42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:42:00 <Maurice> I'm not likely to move that around
00:42:00 <beehhh> take a walk in the wild side
00:42:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck the toaster?
00:42:00 <Bastardly_One> little weirdo
00:42:00 <Maurice> I don't know
00:42:00 <Maurice> I asked her but she didn't reply
00:42:00 <Maurice> Auds used to do it too
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdos
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> must be a good toaster
00:43:00 <Maurice> Its red
00:43:00 <Maurice> Of course its good
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> watch it
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> might be like mine
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> mine is evil
00:43:00 <Maurice> Goes faster
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> plans all sorts of shit on me
00:43:00 <Maurice> Most of my appliances are red
00:43:00 <beehhh> how this all unfold and from adeob's cafe
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah keep an eye on that toaster
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds suspicious
00:44:00 <Maurice> My crockery and cutlery is red too
00:44:00 <Maurice> And my dining chairs, lamps, cushions
00:44:00 <Doodle> labia
00:44:00 <Serenity> i think ive finally worked out whats wrong with chris
00:44:00 <Maurice> Only when pounded the right way ;)
00:44:00 <Serenity> salvia
00:44:00 <Doodle> ^_^
00:44:00 <Maurice> Lobotomy?
00:44:00 <Maurice> Oh
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> Chris is a waling LSD casuality
00:44:00 <Maurice> Shirtyyyy the slightly aggressive bear
00:44:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtG_ROxyMKI
00:44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Extreme Salvia Trip Compilation (Date not found) 6:37 - Category: Entertainment - 139,216 - 148 likes (81.8%), 33 dislikes (18.2%)
00:45:00 <jewel> and
00:45:00 <Doodle> lol shirty
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I love that word
00:45:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: lol this is really got you interested now.
00:45:00 <Maurice> Lol I knew you'd get it <3
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> people never use it anymore
00:45:00 <Maurice> SHITSCARED
00:45:00 <Serenity> it has rofl! just how one minute they are totally gone
00:45:00 <Skirmish> YES!
00:45:00 <Doodle> 'shirty's much quieter since he had that lobotomy'
00:45:00 <Serenity> the next they are back
00:45:00 <Maurice> That also explains pandas
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've worked it out though
00:46:00 <Maurice> And the bin kicker
00:46:00 <Skirmish> I watched “The Checkout” the other day on ABC iView and it’s funny. Some of the chaser boys are in it.
00:46:00 <Skirmish> It’s informative, and funny.
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets really aggressive when the subject is about education
00:46:00 <jewel> Serenity youre an idiot
00:46:00 <Serenity> yes of course i am
00:46:00 <Serenity> whats your reasoning this time oh wise one
00:47:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
00:47:00 <beehhh> so many champs are getting inside
00:47:00 <Skirmish> Here we go again … completely out of no where jewel chimes in with another nugget of wisdom from her frail mind.
00:47:00 <jewel> you just are
00:47:00 <simba> not EVERYONE who upsets you is an idiot jewel
00:47:00 <Serenity> how insightful you are
00:47:00 <jewel> yes i am
00:47:00 <Skirmish> How did you get to be so stupid jewel? Practice or natural talent?
00:47:00 <ShadowLurker> question.
00:47:00 <jewel> simba oh ok, youre right once again
00:47:00 <Serenity> my school work would have had your feeble mind exploding today you vapid bitch
00:47:00 <ShadowLurker> is jewel a retard
00:47:00 <Serenity> go to bed its late
00:48:00 <The_Baron> she's a cherri_pie knock off
00:48:00 <Serenity> she is
00:48:00 <Skirmish> I love the word vapid. +10 points for using it.
00:48:00 <The_Baron> Serenity was right the first time
00:48:00 <beehhh> himalaya is next door
00:48:00 <Serenity> watch yourself mr baron
00:48:00 <jewel> school work...
00:48:00 <Serenity> ill... so something
00:48:00 <Serenity> do* lol
00:48:00 <Skirmish> jewel = cherri_pie with down syndrome.
00:48:00 <ShadowLurker> jewel aka JenniLo
00:48:00 <jewel> :)
00:48:00 <Serenity> yes school work. some adults enjoy educating themselves and not being total jelly brain morons
00:48:00 <Skirmish> Longie’s stalker.
00:48:00 <jewel> yes you know my other nick
00:48:00 <jewel> clap clap
00:48:00 <beehhh> black coffee are the bomb
00:49:00 <faux> Aka Jenni ho ha heajheuaheu
00:49:00 <The_Baron> oh is that JenniLo
00:49:00 <ShadowLurker> jewel im surprised you can walk and breathe at the same time
00:49:00 <jewel> yes you have nothing else to do on your centerlink benefits
00:49:00 <ShadowLurker> yes The_Baron
00:49:00 <Loof> oh that bitter leso
00:49:00 <jewel> yes it is
00:49:00 <ShadowLurker> yep
00:49:00 <simba> jennilo of #sailormoon fame?
00:49:00 <jewel> sailormoon lol
00:49:00 <simba> jenny were u friends with neil the ranga?
00:50:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
00:50:00 <Skirmish> Excellent. +10 points.
00:50:00 <ShadowLurker> beehhh while youre at it
00:50:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
00:50:00 <Maurice> She just called me a lesbian :(
00:50:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
00:51:00 <Doodle> clearly she has no idea how much you love the cock
00:51:00 <Skirmish> post ban PM rage
00:51:00 <Skirmish> on queue.
00:51:00 <Maurice> (22:50:41) (jewel): fuck you lesbian
00:51:00 <Maurice> (22:51:33) (jewel): talking about her red household goods on irc..........pathetic
00:51:00 <Maurice> I am so crying right now :S
00:51:00 <ShadowLurker> oh no
00:51:00 <ShadowLurker> WOW
00:51:00 <ShadowLurker> your red stuff
00:51:00 <ShadowLurker> the shame
00:52:00 <Doodle> tear lube
00:52:00 <Doodle> O_o
00:52:00 <Maurice> The best
00:52:00 <ShadowLurker> yep
00:53:00 <Loof> i might go smoke a shitload of weed and eat a shitload of bbq chicken, eggplant lasagne then if i'm still hungry, noodles
00:53:00 <beehhh> http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2526356/robocop/
00:53:00 <Bastardly_One> pig
00:53:00 <Doodle> any girls here like losers and getting topless pm me
00:53:00 <simba> funny junk
00:53:00 <Bastardly_One> do it on irc so I can call you names
00:53:00 <Maurice> I thought he gave upweed
00:53:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah
00:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you gave up weed?
00:54:00 <beehhh> coffee n weed
00:54:00 <simba> beehhh are you still on the hot water diet
00:54:00 <The_Baron> beehhh, try the no oxygen diet
00:54:00 <Doodle> kekeke
00:55:00 <Skirmish> Depends on which of Loof’s personalities you talk to. He’s as bad as panda with his multiple personas.
00:55:00 <Excessive> fck, I nearly put coke in my coffe, instead of milk
00:55:00 <Excessive> +e
00:55:00 <faux> Fuck!!!!!!!!
00:55:00 <Doodle> ok
00:55:00 <doctor> it might work Excessive, you may have robbed yourself of experiencing something great
00:56:00 <The_Baron> u know, reducing coca-cola into a syrup, mixing it with bbq sauce actually makes a good bbq ribs glaze
00:56:00 <doctor> sounds good
00:56:00 <Skirmish> It doesn’t matter if ourwardly you look like stephen hawking when you take it Excessive because you might feel awesome inside.
00:56:00 <DrGore> and gives you aids
00:56:00 <Skirmish> So theoretically … Stephen Hawking must be on a full time high.
00:56:00 <The_Baron> DrGore, I can risk it
00:56:00 <The_Baron> :P
00:56:00 <faux> Gross
00:56:00 <doctor> people with disabilities are allowed to feel awesome too
00:57:00 <Doodle> like the dude doing monos in the yooralla ad
00:57:00 <Bastardly_One> you do realise one of the ingrediants in coke is caramel right?
00:57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why it makes a good glaze
00:57:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know that
00:57:00 <The_Baron> it's also got a lot of other stuff in it too
00:57:00 <Bastardly_One> *ingredients
00:57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know I'm reading the bottle for fuck knows why reason
00:58:00 <The_Baron> like cinnamon, vanilla, cardamon, etc
00:58:00 <Doodle> dried up dog shit
00:58:00 <The_Baron> actually it aint that big a trade secret
00:58:00 <The_Baron> I got the recipe somewhere on my puter
00:58:00 <Skirmish> doctor: Using the logic explained to me tonight, if a drug alters your brain so you are outwardly a retard, but inside you’re feeling great … then those that are outwardly showing signs of being retarded, must be on a high inside since their brain is fucked up the same as someone on a drug.
00:58:00 <Skirmish> It seems plausable. Here I am donating money to the disabled when in reality those cunts are just feeling amazing 24/7.
00:59:00 <simba> ...what
00:59:00 <simba> you are just trolling
00:59:00 <DrGore> in my day trolling used to be about the fish
00:59:00 <simba> nobody said "if you look retarded tripping youre actually having a good time"
00:59:00 <simba> lol
00:59:00 <matrix> Looks like a troll
00:59:00 <The_Baron> Skirmish, that sounds like reductive logic
00:59:00 <simba> Skirmish just talks about a bunch of stuff he doesnt get and doesnt want to get which is called trolling
01:00:00 <Skirmish> No, if you actually break it down logically that is a valid proposition.
01:00:00 <Bastardly_One> no
01:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I watched the enitre discussion
01:00:00 <Bastardly_One> you turned it around into your own words
01:00:00 <DrGore> i wish i could do that in real life
01:00:00 <simba> hes trolling
01:01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I use GTA to do that DrGore
01:01:00 <Skirmish> If person A’s brain is impacted so outwardly they appear disabled, and person B takes a drug and their brain is altered to give the same outward appearance … then it is not a huge leap to assume their sensations are similar.
01:01:00 <simba> yes, it is
01:01:00 <The_Baron> DrGore, what constitutes a hipster beard?
01:01:00 <simba> that is a crazy leap
01:01:00 <Skirmish> How?
01:01:00 <Excessive> Skirmish, there exists a dark govt (fo the not knowing) with its own havoc, its own media giants, its own fund raising machanism, etc, etc ,etc
01:02:00 <DrGore> um
01:02:00 <simba> for starters "the same" outwards appearance is just made up by you
01:02:00 <DrGore> fag beards
01:02:00 <Skirmish> simba: Are you saying the brain can be stimulated to give the same outward appearance yet the internal sensation be completely different?
01:03:00 <Serenity> well it can
01:03:00 <simba> ..yes
01:03:00 <Serenity> like heroin they look like complete potato zombies
01:03:00 <Serenity> but on the inside they are feeling amazing
01:03:00 <Skirmish> That chick in the video Serenity posted had all the outwards signs of being Stephen Hawking’s sister.
01:03:00 <simba> again, just because you looked at a video of someone tripping and they "looked retarded", doesnt mean they were having a bad time? duh?
01:03:00 <The_Baron> yeah and on prozac u look like a zombie
01:03:00 <The_Baron> but u feel like nothing inside
01:03:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:04:00 <simba> like i said when you look at the face of someone playing a game or watching a movie they might look "retarded" but they would be deep in thought, no?
01:04:00 <simba> you cant just look at a video and go "hurr shes leaning weirdly on her couch thats what retards do"
01:04:00 <Skirmish> I haven’t seen anyone appear to be completely disabled whilst playing a game or watching a movie. Just focused on what they are doing.
01:04:00 <The_Baron> hell look at a guitarist playing a solo
01:04:00 <The_Baron> they look retarded
01:05:00 <Skirmish> How you can link playing a game to being unco is beyond my capacity to understand.
01:05:00 <Bastardly_One> ah that's easy
01:05:00 <Bastardly_One> he means that look of ... far away focus
01:05:00 <matrix> Night all
01:05:00 <Skirmish> Lack of peripheral awareness due to concentrated focus vs your brain being fried by a drug don’t even come close.
01:05:00 <simba> the point is you cant assume what someone is thinking based on their facial expression
01:05:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
01:05:00 <Bastardly_One> well that's true enough
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always told to cheer up or asked if I'm in a bad mood
01:06:00 <The_Baron> LSD doesn't actually fry your brain
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm
01:06:00 <The_Baron> it causes no physical damage
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron?
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
01:06:00 <simba> your brain is addled by drugs, not fried, first lesson
01:06:00 <DrGore> Especially that hipster beard
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell that to a friend of mine
01:06:00 <The_Baron> the psychological impact however, is based on ur mental fortitude
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> who didn't tell her doctor she did a load of acid
01:06:00 <DrGore> who knows what those hipsters are thinking
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> and
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> had a major op
01:07:00 <Bastardly_One> and woke up hearing voices and the works
01:07:00 <Bastardly_One> and ended up in a mental hospital
01:07:00 <The_Baron> why would u take acid before an operation?
01:07:00 <simba> lol
01:07:00 <Bastardly_One> dumb bitch I suppose but my point is ...
01:07:00 <Bastardly_One> it can
01:08:00 <The_Baron> yeah, mixing acid with the disscosciative properties of a general anaesthetic would be not advisable
01:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never tripped that hard I can say I lost reality though
01:08:00 <Serenity> 'sociological imagination' Skirmish, I cant wait for you to get to that part
01:08:00 <Skirmish> That sounds more like a reaction between her anaesthesia meds and LCD fucking with the chemical levels in her brain.
01:08:00 <The_Baron> I have
01:08:00 <Serenity> you will get a lot out of it
01:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always been aware I was tripping
01:08:00 <The_Baron> I've had ego death too many times to count
01:08:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: How so?
01:08:00 <The_Baron> when u can't even distinguish urself from the couch anymore
01:08:00 <The_Baron> when u ask urself "what is a what?"
01:08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've seen it
01:08:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> perhaps because I've always had a babysitting roll
01:09:00 <beehhh> http://intl.rakuten-static.com/t/a9a01740-dd57-11e1-9214-005056bd1307/20130430/947cffe2-34d2-4302-937f-c8d6679a05f0.jpg
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> making sure everyone else is kind of ok
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
01:09:00 <Serenity> it teaches you to simplify the situation by stepping away from your emotional response. pulling apart what the situation actually is rather than your initial response to it
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> role too
01:09:00 <Maurice> Do you babysit cabbage patch dolls
01:09:00 <Maurice> Coz I saw that on strange addictions
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> might as well of
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> that still on?
01:09:00 <Maurice> They would take their faves out to a restaurant for dinner
01:09:00 <Serenity> looking at the world as if its unfamiliar
01:09:00 <Doodle> :/
01:10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh dear
01:10:00 <Maurice> Remember that ep Serenity
01:10:00 <Skirmish> I am pulling it apart and looking at it critically.
01:10:00 <Doodle> you're pulling it alright
01:10:00 <Serenity> LOL yes
01:10:00 <Bastardly_One> you should find a doco on these guys with Real Dolls
01:10:00 <Maurice> Lol was hilarious
01:10:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/222416_8101911107_1951_n.jpg <---pic of me going through ego death after half n ounce of mushies, 4 tabs of acid and some khat leaves
01:10:00 <Bastardly_One> that is really interesting from a psychological point of view
01:10:00 <Skirmish> You will LOVE the movie “A million ways to die in the west” Doodle.
01:10:00 <Serenity> explain ego death to me
01:10:00 <Doodle> i dont watch movies
01:11:00 <DrGore> HAHAHAHA
01:11:00 <Maurice> I can't find a torrent
01:11:00 <simba> nice pic
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> and masking
01:11:00 <Maurice> The_Baron, are you trying to eat that mattress
01:11:00 <The_Baron> there's a series of them my missus took
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> look for a doco just recently been on in the UK and here on masking
01:11:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/221956_8101916107_2109_n.jpg
01:11:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: Are you a mormon or something?
01:11:00 <The_Baron> https://scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/229241_8101926107_2295_n.jpg
01:11:00 <Maurice> You fibber, Doodle
01:11:00 <Doodle> hoolywood is a jewish conspiracy to create subversive slaves
01:11:00 <Maurice> You go on Paranormal Activity dates
01:11:00 <Doodle> *hollywood
01:11:00 <Bastardly_One> very interesting I think you'll find it Maurice and Serenity too ... the psyche of these people
01:11:00 <Maurice> Hooooooolyjesuschrist
01:12:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, I dunno what I was, I remember being too close to the heater, then my friend turns to me and says
01:12:00 <The_Baron> "it's on in here"
01:12:00 <Doodle> lol actually Maurice i'm going on one next weekend
01:12:00 <The_Baron> then I say "it's hot in hell"
01:12:00 <Maurice> I KNEW IT
01:12:00 <DrGore> not sure whats funnier, a mother expressing her hatred of pepper pig or those pictures
01:12:00 <Maurice> Cheating on me
01:12:00 <faux> hoolywood
01:12:00 <The_Baron> then I lost my shit and lost my sense of self
01:12:00 <Doodle> with my sister?
01:12:00 <The_Baron> and those pics were the result
01:12:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:12:00 <Doodle> :/
01:12:00 <Maurice> Hey man, my uncle married his second cousin
01:12:00 <Maurice> Almost anything goes
01:12:00 <Doodle> errrr
01:12:00 <Doodle> that explains a lot
01:12:00 <Maurice> Nevermind that he's basically kicked out of the family
01:12:00 <Maurice> Hey now, I was born way before that
01:12:00 <Doodle> lolol
01:13:00 <Serenity> ok i just read about ego death
01:13:00 <Bastardly_One> that middle pic
01:13:00 <simba> i thought 'ego death' was just a normal thing in any acid trip
01:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd not be proud to show that ever
01:14:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, losing yourself entirely ... like a sincere
01:14:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: My aunty did the same … same outcome too.
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck am I?
01:14:00 <DrGore> ego death
01:14:00 <Serenity> its not the becoming ultra aware that i believe comes with drugs
01:14:00 <DrGore> what the fuck
01:14:00 <Serenity> you lose who you are
01:14:00 <DrGore> sounds hipster
01:14:00 <Serenity> you can see feel touch but you arent you anymore
01:14:00 <The_Baron> ego death is when u lose ur sense of identity
01:14:00 <simba> the best is when you go through that but then laugh about the fact that you dont even know, then you know youre having a good time
01:14:00 <The_Baron> u feel no different to anything else around u
01:14:00 <Maurice> To be fair he was out of the family before he married his 2nd cousin
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> you seriously are not there
01:14:00 <Maurice> Coz he's a dickbag
01:14:00 <The_Baron> to the point u can't make a distinction anymore
01:15:00 <Bastardly_One> you've messed into your landscape
01:15:00 <The_Baron> a simple way ppl experience this is through oxygen dep
01:15:00 <Bastardly_One> so you're there but you don't know you're there
01:15:00 <DrGore> ego death, sounds like a misinterpretation of Freud
01:15:00 <simba> people cant let go of their ego when theyre tripping thats often what ends up owning them cos they cant let go of what they think they know
01:15:00 <Serenity> its funny because im learning about what creates your identity atm
01:15:00 <Serenity> so this is all very interesting
01:15:00 <The_Baron> DrGore it's a bit more Jungian actually
01:15:00 <Doodle> noi
01:15:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:15:00 <Doodle> it isnt
01:15:00 <Doodle> -i
01:15:00 <Bastardly_One> the ergo derivative
01:15:00 <Maurice> NOU
01:15:00 <Maurice> NOI
01:15:00 <Doodle> loool
01:16:00 <The_Baron> well, some say, our egos and our identity are a result of what others tell us
01:16:00 <The_Baron> we interpret information we are given
01:16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh what the fuck is that book ok psychobillans
01:16:00 <DrGore> you take a trip
01:16:00 <DrGore> it fucks with your head
01:16:00 <DrGore> then you come down
01:16:00 <Serenity> your identity is created from your socialisation and your culture
01:16:00 <The_Baron> DrGore, it aint always a headfuck
01:16:00 <The_Baron> I've had some extremely lucid moments on the ol LSD-25
01:16:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said I never lost reality on acid
01:16:00 <Bastardly_One> but I learnt some stuff
01:17:00 <Excessive> acid is jus too dirty fo me
01:17:00 <DrGore> thats becasue it causes brain damage
01:17:00 <Bastardly_One> and I learnt manipulation one night on acid
01:17:00 <The_Baron> Excessive, u aint had proper cid then
01:17:00 <DrGore> and you think stuff is really deep
01:17:00 <DrGore> when it actually isn't
01:17:00 <Bastardly_One> most interesting experience when 12 other people on acid
01:17:00 <Maurice> I just thought I saw dead bodies and a cat crossed with a rabbit
01:17:00 <Maurice> I called it a cabit
01:17:00 <The_Baron> it doesn't cause any brain damage
01:17:00 <Serenity> i dont like the idea of hallucinating
01:17:00 <Maurice> Cabbit*
01:17:00 <Bastardly_One> truly believe you're Jesus
01:17:00 <Serenity> i dont want to see shit
01:17:00 <Bastardly_One> that was the best night ever
01:17:00 <The_Baron> it has the potential to cause psychological damage
01:17:00 <The_Baron> but no physical brain damage
01:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I had 12 other people on acid thinking I was Jesus
01:17:00 <Maurice> Rat didn't have the same meaning
01:18:00 <DrGore> pretty sure i sent myself a bit retarded
01:18:00 <The_Baron> I've tripped hundreds of times, all my brain scans have never shown any damage
01:18:00 <DrGore> but I'm a realist
01:18:00 <Maurice> So you say, The_Baron
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm your memory is fucked
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet your literacy skills are too
01:18:00 <The_Baron> that's just weed man
01:18:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:18:00 <Maurice> I tripped every weekend for a year and I'm pretty sure I've lost the ability to do maths
01:18:00 <Excessive> I've never had any hallucinations from any drug
01:18:00 <The_Baron> my literacy skills seem to be better than a lot of ppl here
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah math I think I lost with speed
01:19:00 <Doodle> [01:18] <The_Baron> I've tripped hundreds of times, all my brain scans have never shown any damage
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> and I mean that
01:19:00 <The_Baron> I see it as being fair to the world
01:19:00 <Doodle> why did you need brain scans then
01:19:00 <The_Baron> if I wasn't on drugs, I'd be too damn smart
01:19:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:19:00 <Maurice> To see if the acid hurt
01:19:00 <beehhh> asian women will take over the country
01:19:00 <DrGore> The_Baron don't take this the wrong way.
01:19:00 <DrGore> but your messed up
01:19:00 <beehhh> by migrating fast
01:19:00 <DrGore> and I like that about you
01:19:00 <The_Baron> I may be messed up
01:19:00 <Maurice> You're*
01:19:00 <The_Baron> but here I am
01:19:00 <Maurice> In the words of deathwish 'FUCK MY GRAMMAR'
01:19:00 <DrGore> see
01:19:00 <The_Baron> still able to hold a cogent enough conversation
01:19:00 <simba> Serenity u need to do LSD with a few choice irc users we will guide you through it safely
01:19:00 <DrGore> that was acids fault
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I think he's one of the most interesting people I've met
01:19:00 <The_Baron> I can still cook and clean, read and write
01:19:00 <DrGore> your right Maurice
01:20:00 <The_Baron> produce music, work
01:20:00 <The_Baron> etc
01:20:00 <DrGore> ;)
01:20:00 <The_Baron> so yeah
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> but perhaps that's because we've a lot in common
01:20:00 <Serenity> steph and i always promised we would trip together lol
01:20:00 <simba> i wouldnt wanna trip with her
01:20:00 <faux> Shed be like THE GOVERNMENT MAN
01:20:00 <Serenity> this was before she got really extreme
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> steph the little who-ore that used to be here?
01:20:00 <Serenity> but i still like to chat with her
01:20:00 <Maurice> Imagine tripping with renee
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember her
01:20:00 <Doodle> loool
01:20:00 <The_Baron> I'd say, the worst drug of all for cognitive degredation is plain ol alcohol
01:20:00 <Maurice> Youd have armpit dreads before you knew it
01:20:00 <Serenity> steph was never a whore
01:20:00 <simba> imaging boning renee
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd complain how crap you were
01:21:00 <Maurice> She'd fight you, simba
01:21:00 <Maurice> In the name of equal rights
01:21:00 <Serenity> is renee the dark haired one
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> and how you'd be doing it wrong
01:21:00 <Maurice> Nics old gf
01:21:00 <simba> sif
01:21:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
01:21:00 <Maurice> Tattoo'd feminist
01:21:00 <DrGore> woohoo
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one
01:21:00 <The_Baron> u talkin about Stephz0r?
01:21:00 <Serenity> oh i think shes hot from what i remember?
01:21:00 <simba> nic wouldnt even fight me
01:21:00 <Serenity> that might have been someone else
01:21:00 <faux> Ex stripper
01:21:00 <Serenity> yes The_Baron
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> looks like a 2 bit stripper
01:21:00 <faux> Current feminist
01:21:00 <Maurice> yeah, the ex stripper
01:21:00 <The_Baron> that girl, jeez
01:21:00 <faux> lol
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol really faux
01:21:00 <The_Baron> she takes it far too seriously
01:22:00 <Bastardly_One> how right was I then?
01:22:00 <Maurice> And Nics a lover, not a fighter
01:22:00 <Maurice> Trust me ;)
01:22:00 <The_Baron> the whole ritual bullshit that these hipsters go through
01:22:00 <Maurice> Although he did go out for a packet of smokes and never return
01:22:00 <The_Baron> u don't need to wave a dead chicken to pop a tab
01:22:00 <Maurice> Maybe don't trust him
01:22:00 <Bastardly_One> and anyway the steph I mean used to live in the west subs of Melb
01:22:00 <simba> is mulgrave west?
01:22:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
01:22:00 <Bastardly_One> not the same one then
01:22:00 <simba> well their u go
01:22:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
01:23:00 <simba> nothing 2 c here
01:23:00 <The_Baron> Stephz0r, I remember chatting to her when she was 14
01:23:00 <Serenity> steph believe it or not used to be against drugs
01:23:00 <The_Baron> she said she'd "never do drugs, ever"
01:23:00 <Serenity> she never even used to smoke pot
01:23:00 <Serenity> ^^
01:23:00 <The_Baron> I said "oh wait and see "
01:23:00 <simba> yep thats the steph
01:23:00 <Serenity> she started about 08/09
01:23:00 <Serenity> maybe a little before
01:23:00 <simba> i guess thats what youngins who grow up around it say
01:23:00 <Maurice> My bestie was like that
01:23:00 <Serenity> smoking bongs
01:24:00 <Maurice> Now she;s been through baby daddy's and I saw her a BP when I was on my way to nerd school, she was in her pjs with scabs everywhere
01:24:00 <Serenity> her and i still have amazing chats on facebook
01:24:00 <Serenity> ive learned not to judge her she is who she is
01:24:00 <Maurice> Coz she just picks
01:24:00 <simba> im surprised she has facebook
01:24:00 <The_Baron> I don't judge her
01:24:00 <simba> she was one of those nutters going on about being off the radar
01:24:00 <Excessive> anyone who has never done drugs (the Skirmish type) would be against em ........ I know I was ..... it's wat we've been grown up with
01:24:00 <Maurice> That missing plane is off the radar
01:24:00 <Serenity> she doesnt use her real name or anything
01:24:00 <The_Baron> but I always am quick to shoot down any hipster bullshit she tries to preach
01:25:00 <Maurice> Of course Skirmish has
01:25:00 <Maurice> He just doesn't do it currently
01:25:00 <Maurice> It's called being an adult
01:25:00 <Serenity> i think thats why i have respect for steph
01:25:00 <Serenity> shedoesnt preach at me
01:25:00 <Serenity> she knows my limits and she respects them
01:25:00 <The_Baron> maybe she has changed then
01:25:00 <The_Baron> I aint chatted to her in like 3 years
01:26:00 <Serenity> i think she gives you what you deserve
01:26:00 <The_Baron> a load of re-hashed pseudo intellectual wank?
01:26:00 <Serenity> not a directed you just a general you
01:26:00 <Serenity> if you're rude she will be rude and pushy back
01:27:00 <Maurice> Pushy bike
01:27:00 <The_Baron> I can't blame her the "melbourne underground" is a cesspit of pseudo-wank pomp and art school bs
01:27:00 <Serenity> she doesnt live in melbourne
01:27:00 <Serenity> and she hasnt for like 5 years
01:27:00 <The_Baron> yaeh she's in adelaide
01:27:00 <Maurice> Preaching or not, I have never understood how someone gets so deep in the drug taking
01:28:00 <Excessive> when I came to this country, my mum said to me "do not ever do drugs cause u're gonna like em n then u'll be spendin all ur money on em" .......... and yes I do like em, jus that I only do em when I can afford em
01:28:00 <Maurice> I've experimented, I had sex once, whats the appeal
01:28:00 <Skirmish> ^
01:28:00 <Maurice> ONCE
01:28:00 <Maurice> Those other 2 kids aren't mind
01:28:00 <Maurice> Mine
01:28:00 <The_Baron> it's subjective
01:28:00 <The_Baron> some ppl don't enjoy it
01:28:00 <The_Baron> some do
01:28:00 <The_Baron> *shrugs*
01:28:00 <Maurice> Oh I enjoyed it, probably too much
01:28:00 <Maurice> But I also have a brain
01:28:00 <DrGore> just spilt beer on my carpet
01:29:00 <Maurice> See
01:29:00 <DrGore> speaking of which
01:29:00 <DrGore> `seen renee
01:29:00 <Maurice> This is why I don't have carpet
01:29:00 <simba> i dont have floors i cant spill anything
01:29:00 <Serenity> i enjoy smoking a bong every now and then, i wont deny that but i would never allow it to become and all day every day habit
01:29:00 <Maurice> Even better
01:29:00 <Maurice> Yeah exactly, Serenity
01:29:00 <simba> ah yes you would never allow it
01:29:00 <Maurice> I did when I was younger
01:29:00 <Maurice> But fuck, I am way too old now
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've decided I'm addicted to the actual bong
01:29:00 <DrGore> i shoot up H every second day
01:30:00 <Serenity> ive done well never to allow it do far i dont see why that has to change now
01:30:00 <The_Baron> lol DrGore
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than the pot
01:30:00 <DrGore> as long as it's not eery day
01:30:00 <Sponge> `seen renee
01:30:00 <simba> `seen prowl
01:30:00 <The_Baron> each to their own
01:30:00 <Loof> just smoke tobacco bongs then Bastardly_One
01:30:00 <Loof> simple
01:30:00 <Sponge> !seen renee
01:30:00 <Excessive> Sponge, renee ([email protected]) was last seen leaving #sex 36 weeks 4 days 21 hours 17 minutes ago (9.22 04:13) stating: () after spending 15 minutes there.
01:30:00 <Skirmish> I believe if you seek to alter your minds perception of your reality on a daily basis then it highlights an underlying issue.
01:30:00 <The_Baron> I think, if u can afford it or maintain it, and it aint affecting other aspects of ur life
01:30:00 <Loof> rather than "the pot"
01:30:00 <The_Baron> then go for gold
01:30:00 <faux> Some people need an escape
01:30:00 <The_Baron> do as much as u like
01:30:00 <faux> And theyre hugely in denial about it
01:30:00 <DrGore> i don't go broke
01:31:00 <DrGore> and i do it alot
01:31:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I did know a fully functioning heroin addict
01:31:00 <Bastardly_One> he was in real estate actually
01:31:00 <Skirmish> How can you say “fully functioning” if he was a an “addict”.
01:31:00 <Bastardly_One> ended up dying of a brain aneurism from smack eventually
01:31:00 <Bastardly_One> he was made of mullah
01:31:00 <Loof> the wealthy are the ones spending the most on drugs
01:31:00 <The_Baron> I've met one QC, two barristers and a large business owner who are regular heroin users
01:31:00 <Serenity> i dont see how smoking a joint or a bong say on a sat night every fortnight or whatever is any worse than going out n having some drinks
01:31:00 <Bastardly_One> and lived happily and comfortable
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> and went to work daily and you'd never of known
01:32:00 <simba> if anything that is better for you
01:32:00 <The_Baron> it's like when Bob Dylans was asked if he had a heroin problem, he replied "what problem, I can afford it"
01:32:00 <Serenity> better for your liver thats for sure
01:32:00 <Loof> that's gold The_Baron
01:32:00 <The_Baron> -s
01:32:00 <Maurice> Serenity, it's way better when you combine the two..
01:32:00 <DrGore> Seems so sick to the hypocrite norm
01:32:00 <DrGore> Running their boring drills
01:32:00 <Serenity> hahaha
01:33:00 <The_Baron> DrGore, other than ur drinking and shit
01:33:00 <Loof> my favorite quote is: the problem isn't being on drugs, it's being off drugs
01:33:00 <The_Baron> u actually look after urself though aye
01:33:00 <DrGore> But we are an elite race of our own
01:33:00 <DrGore> The stoners, junkies, and freaks
01:34:00 <Loof> zzzzzzzzz DrBore
01:34:00 <Loof> needs a bullet to the cranial region
01:34:00 <DrGore> Loof
01:34:00 <DrGore> Are you happy? I am, man.
01:34:00 <Excessive> well my dope likin is like 50 bux fo the fortnite, and I can make that last me sometimes a whole week ..... dependin on the dope, wet/dry ...... and then I can do one week without it .......... so if u go to the pub these days, 50 bux is prolly not even enough fo the one visit if u wannah be havin a gd time
01:34:00 <Maurice> Oh wow, someone Loof doesn't have on ignore
01:34:00 <DrGore> Content and fully aware
01:35:00 <Mew> the kids who grow up with the synthetic weed and designer drugs are the ones to watch
01:35:00 <Mew> dey gon b cray
01:35:00 <The_Baron> true
01:35:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: See, that is the problem right there. Associating the capacity to have a good time directly with the quantity of alcohol consumed.
01:35:00 <The_Baron> all that mephedrone and chronic mix is just turning a lot of ppl into proper retards
01:36:00 <Mew> a new type of cray
01:36:00 <Skirmish> The belief that people cannot enjoy social interaction and have a good time unless they alter their mindset first.
01:36:00 <Mew> yup
01:36:00 <The_Baron> Skirmish, there are many factors to having a good time
01:36:00 <The_Baron> I think a balance of good people, good music, and good intoxication
01:36:00 <The_Baron> is key
01:36:00 <simba> altering your mind is enjoyable full stop
01:36:00 <simba> some people just think its fun
01:36:00 <simba> maybe some cant handle it??
01:36:00 <Bastardly_One> and not having Skirmish there would make it a good time
01:36:00 <The_Baron> hahahahah
01:37:00 <Loof> true dat
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine having him bum you out all night?
01:37:00 <The_Baron> he'd be like a dissaproving father
01:37:00 <DrGore> You can't understand a user's mind
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> like stfu cunt
01:37:00 <Loof> he sucks corporate ballsacks
01:37:00 <Excessive> lol Bastardly_One
01:37:00 <DrGore> But try, with your books and degrees
01:37:00 <Skirmish> Yeah because I’d go out with an old fart in a teenagers hat.
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, I have a DC cap
01:37:00 <Skirmish> Ahhhhhhh, no.
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> get the fuck over it
01:37:00 <DrGore> If you let yourself go and opened your mind
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm yes
01:38:00 <DrGore> I'll bet you'd be doing like me
01:38:00 <The_Baron> DrGore, in the good ol days, ppl like freud, if they wanted to find out what cocaine was all about
01:38:00 <The_Baron> they did it themselves
01:38:00 <The_Baron> and then write thousand page tomes of ramblings
01:38:00 <DrGore> And it ain't so bad
01:38:00 <Bastardly_One> ok fuck me
01:38:00 <Bastardly_One> Nietsche
01:38:00 <DrGore> What's my drug of choice?
01:39:00 <DrGore> Well, what have you got?
01:39:00 <DrGore> i'll get through this song
01:39:00 <Serenity> addiction in any sense can be bad, it doesnt even have to be drugs
01:39:00 <The_Baron> Nietzsche*
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> is
01:39:00 <Loof> do you think these nerds are jelly of the fact that they will never ever have as good a time drunk as we do every day high?
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> a genius but you can tell he was on some good stuff
01:39:00 <DrGore> weed is stupid
01:39:00 <Serenity> bitch
01:39:00 <DrGore> it's s hit drug
01:39:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone here has an addiction
01:40:00 <DrGore> er
01:40:00 <DrGore> shit
01:40:00 <The_Baron> once again subjective DrGore
01:40:00 <DrGore> anyone who does drugs is fucked
01:40:00 <Bastardly_One> besides some kind of caffeine intake
01:40:00 <The_Baron> for instance, I don't touch alcohol anymore
01:40:00 <Bastardly_One> we're all addicted to the internet
01:40:00 <The_Baron> hate the shit
01:40:00 <Excessive> tis ok, I live fo the parteh lief, Skirmish lives fo his job, car, mrs, kid, job, work/pay, work/pay, work/pay
01:40:00 <DrGore> now excuse me while I snort some mdma
01:40:00 <The_Baron> I also won't touch ketamine
01:40:00 <Bastardly_One> special k is ummmmmmm maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
01:40:00 <The_Baron> <Bastardly_One> we're all addicted to the internet <---most common addiction of all
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
01:41:00 <Serenity> i cant live without my phone
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I blame social media for half of today's fuckups
01:41:00 <The_Baron> well actually overeating is
01:41:00 <The_Baron> but still
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> and Im serious
01:41:00 <Maurice> My name is Maurice, I am addicted to penis
01:41:00 <Serenity> lol
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> people were a lot more stable when forced to interact
01:41:00 <Skirmish> I live for my family, that is true. I see no fault in that.
01:41:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, I'm addicted to my own penis
01:41:00 <simba> I live fo the parteh lief
01:41:00 <Bastardly_One> and use their minds
01:41:00 <The_Baron> so I can somewhat relate
01:41:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:41:00 <Maurice> I knew I wasn't the only one
01:42:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, there was a great essay written about that actually
01:42:00 <The_Baron> gotta dig it up
01:42:00 <Maurice> Also, I have ketamine lozenges here
01:42:00 <The_Baron> like one thing with social media, ppl tend to look for ppl with the same interests
01:42:00 <Maurice> From some fucked up chick with a bad back
01:42:00 <Maurice> I might pop the whole packet
01:43:00 <The_Baron> while out in the "real world" u will find ppl with differeing interests who will tend to challenge u more
01:43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6FvsKo162U
01:43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Placebo - Special K (Date not found) 3:52 - Category: Music - 566,714 - 2,688 likes (98.5%), 41 dislikes (1.5%)
01:43:00 <The_Baron> rather than being part of say a bronie club where everyone is overly nice to each other
01:43:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:43:00 <Maurice> Fucking hell, you made me drop my smoke on my keyboard
01:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to cub
01:43:00 <Bastardly_One> and hated everyone
01:43:00 <DrGore> me at work this arvo for long weekend
01:43:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XdV-9FwwurY
01:43:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... :P
01:43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meshuggah Mix of The Wolf of Wall Street ( New longer version ) (Date not found) 1:43 - Category: Music - 148,025 - 1,405 likes (96.8%), 46 dislikes (3.2%)
01:43:00 <Serenity> but thats the thing about social media too is that its just a window into the person. how many people do you know that put 100% of themselves out there on social media. the good and the bad
01:44:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, only a few
01:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a few
01:44:00 <Serenity> hell if you ever dare put anything bad out you get the whole social repremand for airing your dirty laundry in public
01:44:00 <Bastardly_One> and I wish they wouldn't
01:44:00 <Loof> i'm too honest on fb
01:44:00 <Serenity> people dont want to see it
01:44:00 <The_Baron> usually ppl are showing how AWESOME they are
01:44:00 <Serenity> exactly The_Baron its a window
01:44:00 <Serenity> its not reality
01:44:00 <Maurice> Ah hem, I always put my vag pics on FB
01:44:00 <Sponge> did you hear jonah hill used the F word?
01:44:00 <The_Baron> and the nauseating newly weds with kids who are just sick makingly love dovey
01:45:00 <Sponge> all new silicon valley starts now
01:45:00 <DrGore> The_Baron tripping out
01:45:00 <The_Baron> I feel bad, but I actually unfriended someone I know, because all they did was post about their kids or his wife constantly
01:45:00 <Maurice> Uh, if they already have kids, I doubt they're lovey dovey
01:45:00 <DrGore> bahaha
01:45:00 <Maurice> Trust me
01:45:00 <The_Baron> it was just making me gag
01:45:00 <DrGore> best pics ever
01:45:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1002024_458623974241906_1196408923_n.jpg
01:45:00 <Maurice> I'm tempted to unfriend someone who has been pregnant for 3 yrs
01:46:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, oh they prolly aren't behind closed doors
01:46:00 <Maurice> Everyday is a new illness
01:46:00 <The_Baron> but my god
01:46:00 <Serenity> my facebook reflects my emotions most of the time, ive had a number of people defriend me because people can only deal with the good stuff
01:46:00 <Serenity> i care not
01:46:00 <The_Baron> they send lovey messages to each other on their walls
01:46:00 <Maurice> Yeah thats not me
01:46:00 <Bastardly_One> I whine a lot of FB I suppose
01:46:00 <Maurice> I don't even have my husband as a fb friend
01:46:00 <Maurice> He doesn't even know his login details
01:46:00 <The_Baron> I personally don't give any personal shit out on fb
01:46:00 <Serenity> i even had people delete me for posting about my deceased child because it was uncomfortable
01:46:00 <Bastardly_One> would have to ask those in here that have me on there if I do or not
01:46:00 <Serenity> tough luck for them
01:46:00 <The_Baron> I just give bad opininions
01:46:00 <Maurice> I do, I use them to play candy crush
01:46:00 <The_Baron> or repost shitty memes
01:47:00 <Skirmish> I have 30 people on facebook. I like to cull.
01:47:00 <Loof> i like to give updates on my cock
01:47:00 <Serenity> i have 251 ill talk to nearly every one of those people in a week
01:47:00 <Bastardly_One> today I have
01:47:00 <Bastardly_One> 1014
01:47:00 <Sponge> i onlly have 1. chad from irc
01:47:00 <Loof> lol
01:47:00 <Serenity> lol beagle..
01:48:00 <Mew> The Chad
01:48:00 <DrGore> 72
01:48:00 <Serenity> i make use of groups though so i post certain things to certain groups of people
01:48:00 <DrGore> i have like 4 real friends
01:48:00 <The_Baron> I also like FB coz I can get in contact with artists I like
01:48:00 <DrGore> not sure where the others came from
01:48:00 <The_Baron> lot of them seem to reply regularly
01:48:00 <The_Baron> so it's good that way
01:49:00 <Skirmish> Except Nik Fish. He fucking hates you.
01:49:00 <Loof> i like to taunt suicidal teenage girls on there
01:49:00 <simba> how many knifeblades of coffee is equivilent to two teaspoons anyone familiar with the knifeblade capacity
01:49:00 <Loof> that's how i got good at acting like one
01:49:00 <Mew> 4.3
01:49:00 <DrGore> i thought you were a suicidal girl
01:49:00 <Mew> kbs
01:50:00 <Excessive> depends on the size of the blade man
01:50:00 <DrGore> well shemale
01:50:00 <Loof> how good would a mobile phone who's screen could weight points/grams be?
01:51:00 <Loof> patent that shit someone
01:51:00 <The_Baron> well there's bluetooth scales now
01:51:00 <The_Baron> so close enough
01:51:00 <Loof> cool
01:51:00 <Mew> those scales are like $3 on ebay
01:51:00 <Excessive> ah talkin abt Nik, his bro Sasha posted on fb abt a week ago "8000 bux gone from my acct and abt 50 transactions overnite"
01:52:00 <Serenity> i bought scales off ebay they weigh to 500grams then i realised they're probably drug scales
01:52:00 <Loof> 450 grams is a pound
01:52:00 <Loof> so prob are
01:52:00 <The_Baron> I wish I still had my jewellers scales
01:52:00 <Serenity> i only wanted them to weigh food
01:52:00 <The_Baron> they weighed to a milligram
01:52:00 <simba> Nik put his credit card details online. Nik now knows not to mess with The Man.
01:52:00 <Maurice> Weed/food scales, all good
01:52:00 <The_Baron> so when cunts be like "this is light"
01:53:00 <Excessive> and there was one that commented somethin along the lines of "smart phone hacking is the new trend these days with ur rf id chip on ur card"
01:53:00 <gremlinz> .1
01:53:00 <The_Baron> i'd be all "dude, right to the milligram u dumbcunt"
01:53:00 <Serenity> LOL well theyve been used to weed Maurice
01:53:00 <Maurice> Mum used to put my babies on the scales at her butchers, they were too heavy for them lol
01:53:00 <DrGore> i read boobies
01:53:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
01:54:00 <Maurice> And before anyone says it, my children were sanitised both before and after sitting on meat scales
01:54:00 <The_Baron> Maurices Boobies could be weighed with drug scales
01:54:00 <Serenity> i had mine for weighing food portions etc
01:54:00 <Serenity> how pedantic
01:54:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:54:00 <Maurice> They really could, The_Baron :/
01:54:00 <DrGore> pff
01:54:00 <Loof> i weigh my cock regularly
01:54:00 <Maurice> Same
01:54:00 <DrGore> that's not pendantic
01:54:00 <The_Baron> how can u weigh a cock?
01:54:00 <DrGore> that's smart
01:54:00 <Maurice> Pretty sure mine is heavier than Loofs
01:54:00 <The_Baron> like when it goes hard, there is suspension
01:54:00 <Loof> lol
01:54:00 <The_Baron> so u couldn't get the full weight of it on the scales
01:55:00 <Loof> only on the flop
01:55:00 <Serenity> well i find weighing it helps to realise what you should be eating and what you actually eat
01:55:00 <DrGore> meat and boobs
01:55:00 <Serenity> most people over eat
01:55:00 <DrGore> that's hawt
01:55:00 <The_Baron> stick my meat in ur burrito baby!
01:55:00 <Maurice> This keyboard hates me
01:55:00 <Serenity> wtf do you do to it
01:55:00 <Maurice> Fucked if I know, I hit a combo of buttons
01:55:00 <Maurice> And BAM, exit a channel
01:56:00 <simba> what about when u mash some buttons and it makes this text come through from right to left
01:56:00 <simba> that freaks me out!!!!!
01:56:00 <Maurice> Havent done that yet
01:56:00 <Maurice> Give it time
01:56:00 <Serenity> i did that once
01:56:00 <Serenity> i was like
01:56:00 <Serenity> WTF HELPPPP
01:56:00 <Maurice> Oh I remmeber that!
01:56:00 <simba> i had to close the client
01:56:00 <Maurice> Oh spelling
01:56:00 <Serenity> well i think it was turbo actually
01:57:00 <Maurice> I had it once when my IRC wouldn't minimise, so I smashed the keyboard and my laptop restarted
01:57:00 <Maurice> Turbo is such a bitch
01:57:00 <Serenity> hes so rude
01:57:00 <simba> lol
01:58:00 <Bastardly_One> he's big enough to be whatever he damn wants
01:58:00 <DrGore> yeah i weigh my food
01:58:00 <DrGore> it's smart
01:58:00 <Maurice> He's a goddamn panther
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
01:59:00 <Skirmish> How much does he weigh?
01:59:00 <Serenity> havent weighed him lately
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> show Skirmish the last pic
01:59:00 <Serenity> 8-9 kilos maybe
01:59:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/q71/s480x480/10364141_241822862682568_3200245289109805793_n.jpg
01:59:00 <Maurice> 27 million kgs
01:59:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> more than 9
01:59:00 <Maurice> Auds was 8kgs when he left
01:59:00 <Maurice> Big fat fucker
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 - 12 on size alone
01:59:00 <Maurice> Turbo is way fatter
01:59:00 <Skirmish> My mothers cat JB went to the vet month or so ago. 12kg. Pure black.
02:00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
02:00:00 <Serenity> turbos not fat at all though
02:00:00 <Serenity> hes just long
02:00:00 <Skirmish> JB isn’t fat, I think his mother was fucked by a bulldog.
02:00:00 <Serenity> yeah my mums old black cat was 16 kilos
02:00:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be amazed at turbo then Skirmish
02:00:00 <Serenity> he was monstrous
02:00:00 <Skirmish> I will have to get a picture of JB next time I am over there.
02:00:00 <Bastardly_One> he's tall too
02:00:00 <DrGore> JB hi FI
02:00:00 <Maurice> When I look at Hazel, dear god, hes so wide with a smooshed in face
02:00:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjdWogSHI80
02:00:00 <Maurice> You can't even see his face until he opens his eyes
02:00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Egypt- Touch Ground (Feb 26, 2011) 7:32 - Category: Music - 45,899 - 349 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
02:01:00 <The_Baron> good lord, cat talk
02:01:00 <Skirmish> After my parents stripped the carpet out and went to floorboards they say they can hear JB walking around the house.
02:01:00 <DrGore> loof that hippy shit just made me real angry
02:02:00 <DrGore> it was so shit it made me vomit blood
02:02:00 <Loof> i guess coming on the internet and bagging cat talk is a bit like booing at the special olympics
02:02:00 <simba> kool riffage there
02:02:00 <The_Baron> Loof, it probably is
02:02:00 <Serenity> ffs my intetnet just died
02:02:00 <The_Baron> but I know far too many ppl obsessed with their cats
02:03:00 <Bastardly_One> what a song to get in my head
02:03:00 <Bastardly_One> some would say apt
02:03:00 <Loof> i know the internet is rife with it
02:03:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThNfrNGdgxs
02:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Placebo - Nancy Boy (Official Music Video) (Sep 8, 2009) 3:17 - Category: Music - 595,537 - 2,388 likes (98.5%), 36 dislikes (1.5%)
02:03:00 <DrGore> i counter your hippy shit with
02:03:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhBuCy1PAGk
02:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Psycroptic - The Colour Of Sleep (Jun 24, 2011) 5:11 - Category: Music - 11,977 - 96 likes (99%), 1 dislikes (1%)
02:03:00 <Maurice> Intertit
02:03:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how cats are clearly perverts right?
02:04:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you think the first homemade porn ever got on the net?
02:04:00 <Mew> http://imgur.com/gallery/j5ceya2
02:04:00 <The_Baron> nice DrGore
02:04:00 <The_Baron> really tight drumming on this
02:04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's called the intercat realy
02:04:00 <Bastardly_One> *really
02:04:00 <DrGore> incidently doing a show with them at the factory on 19th
02:04:00 <simba> god that is messy
02:04:00 <Serenity> ffs
02:05:00 <Maurice> My cats not a perv
02:05:00 <Maurice> Shes a porn ruiner
02:05:00 <Serenity> Homer is
02:05:00 <Maurice> Homer has a lot to answer for
02:05:00 <Maurice> Make Esme sit on the wooden door
02:05:00 <Maurice> HE'S IN BIG TROUBLE
02:05:00 <Maurice> Making*
02:05:00 <Serenity> lol
02:06:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXx5i-y3fTY
02:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SMASH YA DICK - PASSENGER OF SHIT (SPEEDCORE BREAKCORE NOISE) (Aug 9, 2011) 1:54 - Category: Music - 3,865 - 40 likes (95.2%), 2 dislikes (4.8%)
02:06:00 <Maurice> Shes just casually (scrape claws) I shat bricks
02:07:00 <Maurice> I needed a step to get her down but grabbed her by the legs and yoinked her down instead
02:07:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaand that was the last of my chicken soup
02:07:00 <Maurice> Fuck up, bobblehead
02:07:00 <Serenity> oh goodie internets out
02:07:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FAbSG_2Qnc <---u might appreciate the sentiment here then DrGore
02:07:00 <Serenity> till 6am
02:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Teknoist-Hippy Killer(Guitar By Igorrr and Vocals By Passenger Of Shit) (Date not found) 5:04 - Category: Music - 1,320 - 31 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
02:07:00 <Sponge> reek reek it rhymes with meek
02:07:00 <Maurice> Ugh
02:07:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl36f_gkho0
02:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Berzerker Remixing Morbid Angel-Day Of Suffering (Aug 8, 2008) 2:38 - Category: Music - 6,265 - 36 likes (94.7%), 2 dislikes (5.3%)
02:08:00 <Excessive> "in pula mea de neastimparata"
02:08:00 <The_Baron> I do like that remix
02:08:00 <Skirmish> aaaaaaaand that was the last of my salad sammich.
02:08:00 <DrGore> i feel sorry for cunts who don't get music
02:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like fish fingers
02:08:00 <Sponge> save your sorrow
02:08:00 <Bastardly_One> drowned in lemon and a crap load of salt
02:08:00 <Sponge> for somemthign that swims in sea water fish are't very salty
02:08:00 <Sponge> CRAZY
02:08:00 <Skirmish> I knew you liked fishdicks.
02:09:00 <Maurice> Yum, lemons
02:09:00 <simba> noma noma noma yay
02:09:00 <Maurice> Skirmish
02:09:00 <Maurice> You never did answer me what colour
02:09:00 <The_Baron> didn't think u'd be a Bezerker fan DrGore
02:09:00 <The_Baron> thought it'd be too electronic
02:09:00 <Skirmish> What colour what?
02:09:00 <Maurice> Der
02:09:00 <Maurice> What do you think
02:09:00 <Maurice> YOUR KNICKERSD
02:09:00 <Maurice> -d
02:09:00 <Bastardly_One> the ute
02:09:00 <Maurice> Your car
02:09:00 <Skirmish> black with purple elastic.
02:09:00 <Bastardly_One> even I remember
02:10:00 <Skirmish> Oh … lightning blue.
02:10:00 <Skirmish> Got rid of the ute today.
02:10:00 <DrGore> yeah like the older stuff
02:10:00 <Maurice> Can give me an example of the colour please
02:10:00 <Maurice> Is it Serenitys Rubys colour?
02:10:00 <Serenity> lol shut up
02:11:00 <Serenity> oh nvm
02:11:00 <Maurice> Lol I wasn't being rude, I legit think it might be similar
02:11:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/74c81b2d84dc1feae0fda7a860c85b0c/tumblr_n6g123oUHR1s52rldo1_500.jpg
02:11:00 <Maurice> LOL YEAH, SUCK IT
02:11:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHpgXCgxhQA
02:11:00 <Serenity> That's not my car anyway remember
02:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Odius Embowel - Limp Dick Coprophilia (May 30, 2009) 2:43 - Category: Music - 1,640 - 21 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
02:11:00 <The_Baron> just for the title alone!
02:11:00 <Serenity> its just what a want to drive
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> like this
02:11:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.mymodifiedcar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/HondaCivicBlueColorSportsCar_MyModifiedCar.com_.jpg
02:11:00 <Maurice> I know, I just want to know what lightning blue is
02:12:00 <Maurice> I picture Rubys colour
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a honda civic in lightning blue
02:12:00 <Serenity> similar
02:12:00 <Maurice> Thats all I needed to know
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's actually a bit lurid
02:12:00 <Maurice> My car is sunstroke colour blue
02:12:00 <Bastardly_One> but you get the idea
02:13:00 <simba> Love That Car!
02:13:00 <Maurice> Do you have a car, Bastardly_One?
02:13:00 <simba> blue and red always go well
02:13:00 <Maurice> Or simba
02:13:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
02:13:00 <simba> no
02:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I am contemplating it ... I've never had the need for one tbh
02:13:00 <Skirmish> http://www.toowongmitsubishi.com.au/images/lancer_blue_wagon.png <——— Maurice.
02:13:00 <Bastardly_One> think I do now
02:13:00 <Loof> i should get my licence
02:13:00 <Skirmish> My front end is different to that one.
02:13:00 <Loof> got a perfectly good car
02:14:00 <Loof> needs a wash
02:14:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rS7enVs5Yqo
02:14:00 <simba> im being bit incredibly slowly by the driving bug its taking years to affect me
02:14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Berzerker - Massacre (Mar 8, 2008) 3:30 - Category: Music - 159,702 - 637 likes (94.2%), 39 dislikes (5.8%)
02:14:00 <Excessive> lightning blue ............
02:14:00 <Serenity> im so glad I finally got mt license
02:14:00 <Excessive> on its way
02:14:00 <Maurice> Oooh I like it, Skirmish
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same blue
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> the civil was a bit lurid
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> nice colour IMO
02:14:00 <Maurice> Thats like my car now, but the spoiler and roof have sunspots
02:14:00 <Serenity> my ruby is prettyful
02:14:00 <DrGore> is Serenity 17
02:14:00 <Serenity> .
02:14:00 <Bastardly_One> she is actually
02:15:00 <Serenity> no
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a holden man but damn those xr's
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> and their colours
02:15:00 <Maurice> My baby is gonna shit all over school kids
02:15:00 <Maurice> And the sound
02:15:00 <Maurice> VROOOOM
02:15:00 <DrGore> phew
02:15:00 <Bastardly_One> that xr orange as I call it is even good to look at
02:15:00 <Serenity> add 10 years
02:15:00 <Maurice> I don't like fords, but Ruby is pretty
02:15:00 <Skirmish> http://www.suttonscms.com.au/groupusedcarsftp/SutArn/usedcarsftp/images/large/12M3944-13.jpg <——— That is what the front of it looks like.
02:15:00 <Maurice> Prettier than my acutal niece Ruby lol
02:15:00 <Serenity> loo
02:15:00 <Serenity> lol
02:16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's what I mean ... XRs look good Maurice
02:16:00 <Serenity> some
02:16:00 <Maurice> (I expect the same courtesty, Serenity)
02:16:00 <Serenity> ba fg yes
02:16:00 <Serenity> au no
02:16:00 <Maurice> Bastardly_One, I have a VF SS-V due in a week, Serenity and I have a deal
02:17:00 <Loof> i just got an ss
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
02:17:00 <Maurice> That deal is we fuck like rabbits
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I want pics of that
02:17:00 <Loof> ..on gt 6 :P
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Loof
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to start again by the way
02:17:00 <Maurice> Yes really
02:17:00 <Serenity> im falling asleep
02:17:00 <Loof> dayum
02:17:00 <Maurice> I'm hungry
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckign accidently got a car for a mill
02:17:00 <Maurice> My kitten is missing
02:17:00 <Skirmish> I am glad we got rid of the ute. I didn’t feel comfortable giving that to Ethan in 4-5 years.
02:17:00 <Bastardly_One> didn't want it
02:17:00 <Loof> fark
02:17:00 <Maurice> That co
02:17:00 <Maurice> w
02:18:00 <Serenity> nini
02:18:00 <Maurice> Cans ute is broken in the shed
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> night
02:18:00 <Maurice> Byeeee me choco
02:18:00 <Maurice> Cams*
02:18:00 <Bastardly_One> *Cam's
02:18:00 <Loof> sleep well :)
02:18:00 <Skirmish> He will get the lancer now when he is 18 and K and I will trade the Subaru and get 1 x Forester and 1 x BRZ.
02:18:00 <Maurice> He fucked the diff
02:18:00 <DrGore> Forester
02:18:00 <DrGore> old people car
02:18:00 <simba> 4 door lancers look pretty beefy but imprezas look cooler
02:18:00 <DrGore> my mum has a forester
02:18:00 <Maurice> The VY is the same age as our eldest
02:19:00 <Maurice> GIMME A VEYRON
02:19:00 <The_Baron> Datsun SUNNY
02:19:00 <The_Baron> who remembers those pieces of shit?
02:19:00 <The_Baron> :P
02:19:00 <Maurice> Not me
02:19:00 <Maurice> Too young
02:19:00 <Excessive> the 200B takeoff
02:20:00 <The_Baron> u musta been in a neighbourhood not full of shitboxes
02:20:00 <The_Baron> :P
02:20:00 <Maurice> I just wasn't even born
02:20:00 <The_Baron> the sunny was a 200b but a station wagon pretty much
02:20:00 <The_Baron> I wasn't either, but fuck, we've all seen old cars about
02:20:00 <Maurice> I need to put crumpets in the toaster, brb
02:21:00 <The_Baron> one thing I do like about datsuns, the parts are cheap
02:21:00 <Skirmish> I don’t think I am going to last until 3 before I have this mother.
02:21:00 <The_Baron> blown out ur gearbox
02:21:00 <The_Baron> no problem
02:21:00 <Excessive> "aha, sa vedeti cum o sa dau de pereti cu asta"
02:21:00 <The_Baron> 20 bucks and u got a new one
02:21:00 <simba> krummpets
02:23:00 <Skirmish> I just had google demand I enter a code to prove I wasn’t robot because my browser has been doing erratic behaviour.
02:25:00 <Excessive> "goin backwards, once in a while, takin ur time, give it a try"
02:25:00 <Bastardly_One> they got hacked recently
02:25:00 <Excessive> nuh ........... do not pay em nethin
02:28:00 <The_Baron> bully tabouli!!
02:28:00 <simba> gorgon sound
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> why must it be
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> ARGH!
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to stop playing shit songs!
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> you make me love you love you
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> with a little l
02:29:00 <faux> lol baron
02:29:00 <simba> listen to national anthems
02:29:00 <faux> bullyy tabouli
02:29:00 <Bastardly_One> `ban Bastardly_One you're fucked
02:30:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
02:30:00 <Bastardly_One> you actually have a good idea in a way
02:30:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
02:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show in a min
02:30:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron might like it
02:30:00 <simba> anthem for the year 2000
02:30:00 <simba> sing a boring song, in the year 2000....
02:30:00 <Skirmish> Silverchair.
02:30:00 <simba> repeat a bunch of words, in the year 2000
02:31:00 <Maurice> faux, nearly finished ep 18
02:31:00 <Skirmish> I like the tune in that song.
02:31:00 <faux> Yay
02:31:00 <Maurice> That Liv is a whore
02:31:00 <Skirmish> ep 18 of what?
02:31:00 <faux> Who's liv
02:31:00 <Maurice> Venereal disease
02:31:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
02:31:00 <Maurice> YOU KIDDING ME
02:31:00 <faux> Oh
02:31:00 <faux> The witch
02:31:00 <faux> Yeah
02:31:00 <faux> She speaks weird
02:32:00 <Maurice> Shes the witch learning off Bonnie but doesnt really need help
02:32:00 <faux> Her mouth annoys me
02:32:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYcuJAM7BXY
02:32:00 <Skirmish> WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT WILLIS
02:32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Laibach (Volk) [26]. Türkiye (Video) (Nov 25, 2011) 4:33 - Category: People & Blogs - 1,296 - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
02:32:00 <Maurice> I smash my keyboard so hard I opened up my webcam
02:32:00 <faux> Fuck
02:32:00 <Maurice> Smashed*
02:33:00 <faux> My inner ear is so itchy I stabbed it with a qtip and now I can't hear
02:33:00 <faux> Dammit
02:33:00 <Maurice> You're meant to draw the gunk out, not push it in
02:33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXsUQtjo0BE
02:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Laibach (Volk) [29]. Slovania (Video) (Nov 25, 2011) 4:19 - Category: People & Blogs - 878 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
02:33:00 <faux> There is no gunk yhays what's annoying me
02:33:00 <Maurice> I have that fight with my bro in law
02:34:00 <faux> There's NOTJINY but its so itchy I wanna die
02:34:00 <faux> Nothing*
02:34:00 <faux> lol
02:34:00 <Maurice> He tells me his kids love it
02:34:00 <Skirmish> Listen to some linkin park to stay awake.
02:34:00 <Maurice> I keep telling him its bad
02:34:00 <Maurice> NOTJINY
02:35:00 <Skirmish> faux: Maybe a cockroache has laid eggs in your ear?
02:35:00 <simba> CRAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
02:35:00 <faux> Fuck RIGHT off
02:35:00 <faux> You fucking cunt
02:35:00 <Skirmish> :D
02:35:00 <faux> That is my biggest fear
02:35:00 <faux> Its not even funny
02:35:00 <Maurice> OH EWWW
02:35:00 <faux> I hope you fucking
02:35:00 <faux> Hurt
02:35:00 <Maurice> Had two in my jeans leg
02:35:00 <faux> Your toe.
02:36:00 <faux> you must be heaps clean maurice
02:36:00 <faux> lol
02:36:00 <Maurice> Eat a dick
02:36:00 <faux> lmao
02:36:00 <Maurice> Those flying cockroaches wait for no man
02:37:00 <BlackDevil> i pooped
02:37:00 <Maurice> Steel toed boots don't stop it
02:37:00 <Skirmish> There was a book written by a guy who ended up in a thai prison and he says in it that on his first night in there his cell mate starts screaming and there is a lump below and behind his ear he keeps clutching at. The guards cut it and little baby cocroaches come out.
02:37:00 <faux> Omg
02:37:00 <Maurice> Both times they infiltrated my pants was outside
02:37:00 <Maurice> Still not happy about it
02:38:00 <Skirmish> Wow it really must get to her. I didn’t mean for her to quit.
02:39:00 <Maurice> Thats terrible
02:39:00 <Maurice> I mean, It was my jeans they fucked up
02:39:00 <simba> I think there’s a little baby cockroach in all of us, if you look deeply enough.
02:40:00 <Maurice> Ewwwwwwwwwwww
02:40:00 <Maurice> I hate those fuckers
02:40:00 <Loof> bf4 has pricedropped to $50 Bastardly_One should snap it up
02:40:00 <Loof> squad up dude
02:40:00 <Maurice> I once had a wolf spider from the shops run down my neck into the car
02:41:00 <Maurice> Freak out
02:41:00 <Skirmish> You could make your username “DCcapwearinoldfart”
02:41:00 <Bastardly_One> huntsman
02:41:00 <Skirmish> “You have killed DCcapwearinoldfart”
02:41:00 <Maurice> It was in my hair :S
02:41:00 <Bastardly_One> sincerely know if people are scared of them I reckon
02:41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I saw that Loof ... was tempted
02:42:00 <Maurice> My hair is so epic its scary
02:42:00 <Loof> if you like fps it cant be beat
02:42:00 <Maurice> Oh it's that thing
02:42:00 <Skirmish> So just in case all this shit from the budget gets through the senate … you ready to earn or learn Loof?
02:43:00 <Maurice> Hes likes to woolies stickers, earn or learn
02:43:00 <simba> Loof seems like he is always keen to learn
02:43:00 <The_Baron> I'm ready to learn
02:43:00 <Skirmish> Your study load enough to avoid them making you work for the dole Bastardly_One?
02:43:00 <simba> hes not a bum
02:43:00 <The_Baron> then earn
02:43:00 <simba> Loof doesnt try to avoid doing shit like say a panda
02:43:00 <Maurice> Hes not a bum, hes a full on retard
02:43:00 <simba> a FOR?
02:43:00 <Maurice> Pandas is equal
02:44:00 <simba> no u can tell Loof has more of a soul
02:44:00 <Maurice> Not even
02:44:00 <simba> panda just wants to kill people
02:44:00 <Skirmish> Maybe Panda and Loof can end up in the same work for the dole party.
02:44:00 <Maurice> He probably has us all on ignore
02:44:00 <Maurice> So it doesnt matter anyway
02:44:00 <The_Baron> work for the dole
02:44:00 <The_Baron> what a bunch of shit
02:44:00 <The_Baron> great in theory
02:45:00 <The_Baron> costs more to run than what it benefits society
02:45:00 <The_Baron> they really should scrap it
02:45:00 <Skirmish> They are going to be the first recruits into the green army.
02:45:00 <The_Baron> would save a few million right there
02:45:00 <Loof> bf4 is much better on pc though
02:45:00 <Loof> full settings
02:45:00 <Loof> 64 players
02:45:00 <Loof> mmmm
02:45:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
02:45:00 <Loof> but i got it on ps3 for my bro cause he likes the controller
02:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I am using Maurice sayings in other chats now
02:45:00 <Loof> lol
02:45:00 <Bastardly_One> "go eat a dick"
02:46:00 <Bastardly_One> when do I say that?
02:46:00 <Bastardly_One> `ban Bastardly_One you're losing your mind
02:46:00 <Skirmish> Wanna be like Maurice
02:46:00 <Bastardly_One> can never be done
02:47:00 <Bastardly_One> her penis will always be bigger than mine
02:47:00 <Maurice> I am too
02:47:00 <Loof> pandas funny bashed in face is funny
02:47:00 <Loof> pwnt
02:47:00 <Maurice> Oh dear man, last night my kitten face planted
02:48:00 <Maurice> I grabbed her leg and it popped back into place
02:48:00 <Maurice> Helloooo vet nurse
02:48:00 <simba> hello
02:49:00 <Maurice> Yes, thats what she said
02:49:00 <simba> this is weird
02:49:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/3Za-V_lhwGg
02:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Expialidocious | Pogo (May 24, 2009) 3:11 - Category: Music - 3,001,191 - 22,772 likes (98.7%), 289 dislikes (1.3%)
02:50:00 <Loof> "dear petal, don't worry about those irc bullies, mum's got your back always my love!" - pandasMum
02:51:00 <Maurice> Ugh, me and the kitten are fighting with each other
02:51:00 <Maurice> Shes eating a light up bouncy ball
02:52:00 <Maurice> LOL sounds like Loofs wife has his back
02:52:00 <Loof> final fantasy x / x-2 is taking foreverrrrrrr to download
02:53:00 <Loof> 20gb at 1mb
02:53:00 <Loof> second
02:53:00 <Skirmish> maybe jewel is pandas mum?
02:58:00 <Skirmish> I made it! Time for my last go-go juice.
02:59:00 <Bastardly_One> nice to know it's not just me though
02:59:00 <Bastardly_One> today has moved in varients of slowness
02:59:00 <Bastardly_One> things I've done only hours ago seem like days ago
03:00:00 <Skirmish> I’ve been awake for 17 hours so far.
03:00:00 <The_Baron> I've been in a darkened room for a few days
03:00:00 <The_Baron> actually had a migraine, never have those
03:00:00 <Loof> i feel like a trekathon
03:01:00 <Skirmish> Son and I are having a Cosmos marathon this weekend.
03:01:00 <Loof> tng
03:01:00 <Skirmish> All 12 eps.
03:02:00 <Skirmish> That is if 1L of energy drink doesn’t kill me.
03:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like watching something animated
03:05:00 <Bastardly_One> but nfi what
03:05:00 <Skirmish> Robotech.
03:05:00 <simba> akira
03:05:00 <Bastardly_One> along that era simba
03:05:00 <The_Baron> Wizards
03:06:00 <simba> futurama
03:06:00 <Bastardly_One> that kind of animated ... maybe Tokyo Overlords
03:06:00 <Skirmish> By animated you mean anime tenticle porn.
03:06:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I mean Akira style
03:06:00 <Skirmish> Nothing beats Robotech.
03:06:00 <simba> wallace and grommit
03:07:00 <Bastardly_One> seen everything a billion times that I like
03:07:00 <Saemon> family guy
03:08:00 <The_Baron> Ichi The Killer
03:08:00 <The_Baron> that's some good anime
03:08:00 <simba> theres some anime about a nigga family and nigga shit apparently its good but that could be just niggas saying that
03:08:00 <Saemon> the cleveland show?
03:08:00 <simba> no you faggot that isnt an anime
03:08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
03:08:00 <Saemon> its animated, is it not?
03:08:00 <Bastardly_One> boondocks?
03:08:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it
03:08:00 <simba> yea boondocks
03:09:00 <simba> is it n e good
03:09:00 <Saemon> its about a black family, is it not?
03:09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I like it
03:09:00 <simba> nice 1
03:09:00 <simba> Saemon go look up anime
03:09:00 <Bastardly_One> thing is everything indie never goes too long
03:09:00 <Bastardly_One> unless picked up by someone else
03:09:00 <Saemon> ah japanese style cartoons i gotcha
03:09:00 <simba> yep its called anime
03:10:00 <Saemon> only ones ive seen are the ones they've shown on cheez tv
03:10:00 <Saemon> dragonball z, pokemon
03:10:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've not seen a good amimated movie for a long time
03:10:00 <Saemon> digimon
03:10:00 <Saemon> sailor moon
03:10:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sokdL-0iV9s
03:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BODY COUNT - Talk S**t, Get Shot (Official Music Video) (Date not found) 5:32 - Category: Music - 337,304 - 5,751 likes (93.9%), 374 dislikes (6.1%)
03:10:00 <simba> have you seen ninja scroll?
03:10:00 <The_Baron> Tekkaman Blade (Teknoman) was pretty cool
03:10:00 <Saemon> nope
03:10:00 <simba> not u Saemon
03:11:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
03:12:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes it was The_Baron
03:12:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it!
03:12:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I was thinking of all the classics from the 90s because it's been a long time
03:12:00 <Bastardly_One> like Tokyo Overlords, etc
03:13:00 <Bastardly_One> over the idea for now
03:14:00 <simba> just watch ALL 101 OF LFC’S GOALS SEASON 13/14
03:15:00 <Bastardly_One> think I'm just looking for something to do full stop
03:16:00 <simba> g t a
03:16:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
03:16:00 <Bastardly_One> not in the mood
03:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I should
03:16:00 <Bastardly_One> only need like under 100 rp
03:16:00 <Bastardly_One> to level to 62
03:17:00 <simba> do it
03:17:00 <simba> i am nearing 54 u betta sprint ahead
03:17:00 <Bastardly_One> that's alright though
03:18:00 <Bastardly_One> effort
03:18:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
03:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I might go to Mornington on the weekend
03:19:00 <Bastardly_One> smash some cunt in the head and come back home ... women are all cunts
03:20:00 <simba> women r beautiful
03:20:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyway
03:20:00 <Skirmish> You couldn’t smash anyone.
03:21:00 <Bastardly_One> not in my nature anyway
03:21:00 <Bastardly_One> would like to though
03:21:00 <Bastardly_One> she needs a good smack in the head
03:22:00 <Saemon> who?
03:22:00 <Saemon> that chick you used to be friends with in class?
03:22:00 <Bastardly_One> nyob
03:22:00 <Bastardly_One> and no
03:22:00 <Saemon> maurice?
03:22:00 <Saemon> Serenity?
03:22:00 <Saemon> how could you??
03:22:00 <Skirmish> Why talk about it in open channel if you’re just going to tell people to mind their own business when they ask?
03:22:00 <simba> because its Saemon
03:22:00 <simba> duh
03:23:00 <Saemon> ^
03:23:00 <Saemon> to Skirmish
03:23:00 <Bastardly_One> because who would really ask anyway?
03:23:00 <simba> 02:52:52 <simba> because its Saemon
03:23:00 <simba> 02:52:53 <simba> duh
03:23:00 <simba> 02:52:55 <Saemon> ^
03:23:00 <simba> ownt
03:23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's clearly rhetorical
03:23:00 <Saemon> umm, people who you are telling it to Bastardly_One
03:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of been more explict if I wished clearly
03:23:00 <Saemon> no, in irc it doesnt work that way
03:23:00 <Saemon> its in writing
03:23:00 <Saemon> no other interpretation then for it to be as it seems
03:23:00 <fawks> shh
03:23:00 <simba> this isnt writing
03:23:00 <Bastardly_One> it does if the current chat participants know my style of chatting
03:24:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooooo fuck up
03:24:00 <Saemon> you wrote something onto a public forum.
03:24:00 <Skirmish> Sorry fawks. I didn’t mean to make you quit.
03:24:00 <fawks> w/evs
03:24:00 <Saemon> public has the right to read, scrutinise
03:24:00 <fawks> i cant sleep now
03:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and we all understood it was rhetorical
03:24:00 <Saemon> and ask questions
03:24:00 <fawks> tybm
03:24:00 <Bastardly_One> except you
03:24:00 <simba> wevs
03:24:00 <fawks> tyvm*
03:24:00 <Saemon> of you dont like it then dont do it in the first place Bastardly_One.
03:24:00 <Saemon> u just got told.
03:24:00 <fawks> ownt
03:24:00 <Saemon> ^
03:24:00 <simba> ownt
03:24:00 <fawks> shut up semen
03:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you got told
03:25:00 <simba> shut up Saemon
03:25:00 <fawks> dont
03:25:00 <simba> youre like a 13 year old trying to score little wins that only you understand
03:25:00 <fawks> and i wish you joooooooooooyyyyyyyyy
03:25:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up Simon
03:25:00 <fawks> and happineeeeeesssss
03:25:00 <fawks> but above alllllll this
03:25:00 <Saemon> shut up beirut
03:25:00 <Saemon> go eat a falafel
03:25:00 <Bastardly_One> falafel balls
03:26:00 <Bastardly_One> yum
03:26:00 <fawks> o ur sah wity
03:26:00 <fawks> u hurt me
03:26:00 <fawks> IF IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
03:26:00 <fawks> should staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
03:26:00 <fawks> i would ooooooonnnnnlllllyyy be in your waaaaaaaaaaaay
03:26:00 <fawks> so iiill goo ooo o
03:26:00 <fawks> but i knoooow ill think of you every step of the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ayyyyyyeee
03:27:00 <Skirmish> Dan Carlin podcasts are fantastic to listen to.
03:27:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
03:27:00 <fawks> and iiii i ii ii will alwayyyyys love yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
03:27:00 <fawks> MY DARLING YOU
03:27:00 <Skirmish> I will always love you too fawks.
03:27:00 <fawks> shoosh
03:27:00 <fawks> you made me too paranoid to sleep
03:27:00 <fawks> i hope youre happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
03:27:00 <Skirmish> :(
03:28:00 <fawks> hannnnnnd iiiiiiiiiii eee iiiiiiiii will always love yooooooooooooooooooooooooooouu hoooo
03:28:00 <simba> lol
03:28:00 <fawks> the day before whitney houston died
03:28:00 <fawks> my exneighbour had one of her songs on repeat
03:28:00 <simba> xand xi will xalways xov xou
03:28:00 <fawks> allllllllll day
03:28:00 <fawks> and when she died
03:28:00 <fawks> im like
03:28:00 <fawks> you killed whitney.
03:28:00 <fawks> she was so sad
03:29:00 <Skirmish> I thought you were going to say she texted Charlie Sheen “Challenge accepted”.
03:29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:29:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
03:29:00 <simba> The_Baron is banging 7 gram rocks
03:29:00 <fawks> lol.
03:29:00 <The_Baron> I think I'm gonna lay down and watch this Vikings show
03:29:00 <The_Baron> see if it's any good
03:29:00 <Skirmish> Vikings is awesome.
03:29:00 <Skirmish> Watch both seasons.
03:29:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
03:29:00 <Skirmish> +10
03:29:00 <Bastardly_One> ^^
03:29:00 <The_Baron> only got the first one atm
03:29:00 <The_Baron> but yeah
03:29:00 <Bastardly_One> very good indeed
03:30:00 <Skirmish> 3rd season 2015.
03:30:00 <simba> Yep, get into it Son. It’s about Vikings.
03:30:00 <The_Baron> and simba, if I were smashing 7 gram rocks
03:30:00 <fawks> CANT RUN FROM MYSELF
03:30:00 <Saemon> wat happened between you and your chick class buddy anyway Bastardly_One?
03:30:00 <fawks> theres no where to hiiiiiiiiiiide
03:30:00 <The_Baron> I wouldn't be on the puter
03:30:00 <The_Baron> :P
03:30:00 <Saemon> u told her u had feelings for her or something?
03:30:00 <simba> i no u dont smash rox
03:30:00 <Saemon> and she rejected u?
03:30:00 <Bastardly_One> no
03:30:00 <Saemon> that why u hate her?
03:30:00 <The_Baron> though I think I am feeling well enough now to at least have a cone
03:30:00 <The_Baron> been 3 days without
03:30:00 <Saemon> its happened to me ocne
03:30:00 <fawks> shoccking
03:30:00 <Saemon> once
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I told her to fuck up giving me shit and acting passive aggressive
03:31:00 <The_Baron> and with all this codeine in me
03:31:00 <The_Baron> might fuck me right up
03:31:00 <Saemon> i felt bitter at first but then i got over it
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of cones
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> have two cones
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> now
03:31:00 <Saemon> today we're mates but its still kinda awkward
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
03:31:00 <The_Baron> I gotta chop up
03:31:00 <fawks> i need xm
03:31:00 <fawks> immediately
03:31:00 <The_Baron> I aint touched it in 3 days like I said
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> well worth it on heaps of codeine
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> well
03:31:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19LPgLKrgLE
03:31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Whitney Houston - I Have Nothing (Lyrics) (Nov 12, 2008) 4:49 - Category: Music - 17,009,732 - 45,558 likes (97.3%), 1,258 dislikes (2.7%)
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> perhaps don't
03:31:00 <Bastardly_One> but IMO it's worth it
03:32:00 <Bastardly_One> puts you to sleep like a baby if you can handle it
03:32:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know that's why I am gonna chop up, then smoke 2, then lay down and watch Vikings
03:32:00 <The_Baron> so on that note
03:32:00 <fawks> ΚΑΤΑΠΛΗΚΤΙΚΗ ΕΡΜΗΝΕΙΑ !!!!!!!
03:32:00 <fawks> simba whats that mean
03:32:00 <The_Baron> have a good morning all
03:32:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy
03:32:00 <simba> katablistiki erminei
03:32:00 <fawks> απίστευτη φωνή !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:32:00 <fawks> and this
03:32:00 <simba> idk someth9ing 2 do with armenia?
03:33:00 <fawks> o
03:33:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One if aksana says she will have sex with you, but first, you have to watch her taking a dump, would you say yes or no?
03:33:00 <simba> AMAZING interpretation
03:33:00 <simba> "καταπληκτικη ερμηνεια" from Greek
03:33:00 <fawks> wha
03:33:00 <Skirmish> æ ë
03:34:00 <Saemon> i'd say hell fucken yeah
03:34:00 <Saemon> i'd tell her to take a dump into my mouth
03:34:00 <simba> amazing interpretation, incredible voice
03:34:00 <Saemon> if u dont then you must be gay.
03:34:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a disturbing little creature
03:34:00 <fawks> oh
03:34:00 <fawks> ty
03:34:00 <fawks> it was in the comments off the whitney vid
03:34:00 <fawks> lol
03:35:00 <Saemon> lol have to seen WWE legends house b1?
03:35:00 <simba> AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEEEEE-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-EEEEEE-IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
03:35:00 <Saemon> tony atlas and his foot fetish lol
03:35:00 <Saemon> they actually show him sniffin the chick hosts bowling shoes once
03:35:00 <Skirmish> Go and download a Dan Carlin podcast and listen to it.
03:35:00 <Saemon> on the episode when they all went to a bowling alley
03:35:00 <Skirmish> Your iq will rise by at least 25 points.
03:36:00 <fawks> so semens will be 50
03:36:00 <Saemon> nah only podcast i listen to is stone cold steve austins podcast
03:36:00 <fawks> one truuuuue tiiiime i hold yooooooou in my lifeeeeeee we'll always go oooooooooooonnnn
03:36:00 <fawks> neaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrr
03:36:00 <fawks> faaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrr
03:36:00 <Skirmish> He’s too dumb to know how to download it. He’s stuck on 25 forever.
03:36:00 <fawks> wheereeevvverr you aaaaaaareeeeeeeeee
03:36:00 <fawks> i beliiiiiiiiiiiieve that the heart does go ooooooonnnn
03:37:00 <fawks> once moooooooooore, you open the dooor and yoooure heeeeeeeear in my heart anddddddd my heart will goooooo ooooooo ooooooonnnnn and oooon
03:37:00 <Skirmish> It’s nice driving a manual vehicle again.
03:38:00 <fawks> i tried
03:38:00 <fawks> three times
03:39:00 <fawks> first time i scraped my mates front bumper on the speed humps in maccas carpark
03:39:00 <fawks> second time i almost drove my other mates van into parra river
03:39:00 <fawks> and the third time i stalled my ex's car so bad he had to jump start it from down the street
03:39:00 <fawks> so...................i gave up
03:44:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
03:47:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8N-qO3sPMjc
03:47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sixpence None The Richer - Kiss Me (Official HQ) (Aug 4, 2010) 3:22 - Category: Music - 9,425,877 - 61,478 likes (99.2%), 490 dislikes (0.8%)
03:47:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep being told I should learn to drive in a manual
03:49:00 <Skirmish> fawks: I am going to teach K over the weekend. I am a superb teacher.
03:49:00 <fawks> told by who
03:49:00 <Skirmish> My ex that I taught.
03:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I was told it's best to learn in a manual but no idea
03:50:00 <fawks> no
03:50:00 <fawks> i mean b1
03:50:00 <fawks> [03:47] <Bastardly_One> I keep being told I should learn to drive in a manual
03:50:00 <fawks> told by who
03:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got my Ls but nobody I know wants to teach me
03:50:00 <Skirmish> It really makes no difference Bastardly_One. For everyday driving whether you drive auto or manual makes no difference at all.
03:51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fair enough
03:51:00 <fawks> yeah who gives a shit
03:51:00 <fawks> drive waht youre comfortable with
03:51:00 <Skirmish> ^
03:51:00 <Bastardly_One> can you imagine me on the road?
03:51:00 <fawks> i like auto cos i can pick my nose and text at the same time with one leg up on the seat
03:51:00 <Bastardly_One> better off auto ... I'd be lost as it was
03:51:00 <Skirmish> When you come to cost for repairs and servicing, manuals are cheaper.
03:51:00 <Skirmish> If you wanted to become a mad pro street racer, manuals are better.
03:51:00 <fawks> oooooooooooooooh i love this song
03:51:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s
03:51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cranberries - Linger (Jun 16, 2009) 4:36 - Category: Music - 44,202,890 - 136,429 likes (98.4%), 2,214 dislikes (1.6%)
03:53:00 <Skirmish> I think for some young drivers a manual is a better choice because they have to THINK as they drive and perhaps may be less inclined to be fuckwits.
03:53:00 <simba> brittas marrying jeffrey winger
03:54:00 <simba> do u have 2 let it linger
03:54:00 <Skirmish> do you have to eat a zinger
03:54:00 <Skirmish> do ya hefta, do ya hefta
03:55:00 <fawks> :|
03:55:00 <simba> do u like this track fawks i can imagine it
03:55:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRA5S59KjwY
03:55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Edward Sharpe and The Magnetic Zeros - Home (live @ kcrw) (Aug 25, 2009) 5:16 - Category: Music - 3,456,880 - 13,734 likes (98.4%), 227 dislikes (1.6%)
03:56:00 <fawks> hey i know this song
03:56:00 <fawks> lol
03:56:00 <fawks> lol the dude in the white singleteirojpklmgsjeirwgeoptrpk
03:56:00 <simba> is he hot
03:57:00 <fawks> no.
03:57:00 <fawks> lol
03:57:00 <fawks> gross
03:57:00 <fawks> hes 2 skiny
03:57:00 <fawks> eat a cheseburger pls
03:57:00 <simba> Boys Eating Burgers
03:57:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMOGaugKpzs
03:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Police - Every Breath You Take (Feb 23, 2010) 3:56 - Category: Music - 67,820,036 - 270,483 likes (98.7%), 3,481 dislikes (1.3%)
03:57:00 <simba> cuteboysandburgers.tumblr.com
03:58:00 <fawks> i love 80s musics
03:58:00 <simba> your fav track of all time is creed - with arms wide open
03:58:00 <fawks> no
03:59:00 <fawks> so nickelbacky
03:59:00 <simba> what language does the creed guy even sing in?
03:59:00 <simba> yea all ive heard from them is nickelback
03:59:00 <Bastardly_One> know what?
03:59:00 <fawks> i wanted phil collins 2 sing at me 25th
03:59:00 <Bastardly_One> these fish fingers rule
03:59:00 <fawks> but he was busy.
03:59:00 <simba> BID ARMS BAD OPAAAN
03:59:00 <fawks> lmao
03:59:00 <Ana_Ng> i want Alec Baldwin as Charles Nelson Reilly to officiate my wedding
03:59:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2mbGP6vFI
03:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phil Collins - Another Day In Paradise (May 10, 2010) 4:50 - Category: Music - 50,068,743 - 166,949 likes (99%), 1,770 dislikes (1%)
03:59:00 <fawks> yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
04:00:00 <fawks> what a babe
04:00:00 <fawks> she calls out to the man on the streeet sir can you help meeeeeeeeee
04:00:00 <fawks> its cold and i jr3498higeronjdfskml
04:00:00 <fawks> is theres omerowjrhere you can tell mee
04:00:00 <simba> lol
04:00:00 <fawks> he walks on doesnt look back he pretends he cant hear herrrrrrr starts to whistle as he crosses the streeet
04:00:00 <fawks> OOOOOOOOOOOOOH
04:00:00 <simba> kelly roland texting in microsoft excel https://31.media.tumblr.com/95c398ad7452ce7526576b5d0c0816db/tumblr_mqv3qgQZI31qzraqfo1_500.png
04:00:00 <fawks> think twiiiiiiiice
04:01:00 <fawks> LOL
04:01:00 <fawks> omg
04:01:00 <fawks> that song
04:01:00 <fawks> was me and my exs 'song'
04:01:00 <fawks> we were like 13
04:01:00 <fawks> and didnt actually get it obv
04:01:00 <simba> WHERE YOU AT? HOLLA WHEN YOU GET THIS *sent from microsoft excel*
04:01:00 <fawks> rofll
04:02:00 <fawks> im actually cracking uo i think im over tired
04:02:00 <simba> im over tired
04:02:00 <simba> and im over being tired
04:03:00 <fawks> im getting hungry but i dnot wanna eat
04:03:00 <fawks> fffff
04:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm over not being tired
04:06:00 <fawks> i fucking
04:06:00 <fawks> HATE
04:06:00 <fawks> this cunts videos
04:06:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oEXcexgU5L8
04:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Delete Flappy Bird (Date not found) 2:21 - Category: Howto & Style - 4,783,423 - 72,419 likes (92.2%), 6,162 dislikes (7.8%)
04:07:00 <simba> i liked them when they were about food but when he branched out and got ‘zanier’ fuck it
04:07:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9YRD4KrIqQ
04:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: How To Make KFC Chicken (Date not found) 2:48 - Category: Howto & Style - 2,382,064 - 36,177 likes (89.7%), 4,155 dislikes (10.3%)
04:07:00 <fawks> they make me ill
04:07:00 <fawks> i get really nervous seeing all the eggy mess
04:08:00 <simba> how come
04:08:00 <fawks> cos im a clean freak
04:08:00 <fawks> the thought of salmonella all over my floor makes me nervous
04:09:00 <simba> what about his floor
04:09:00 <simba> any ones floor?
04:10:00 <fawks> yes
04:10:00 <Skirmish> You’re making the guys all see you as prime wife material fawks
04:10:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNSPw3ykA68
04:10:00 <fawks> .
04:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The HowToBasic Challenge (Krabby patty) *VOMIT WARNING* (Date not found) 7:22 - Category: Comedy - 2,743,455 - 37,798 likes (87.5%), 5,384 dislikes (12.5%)
04:10:00 <fawks> omg
04:10:00 <fawks> omg.
04:10:00 <Skirmish> Women with cleaning OCD.
04:12:00 <Skirmish> 45mins until home time and COUNTING
04:12:00 <simba> that guy is exceptionally gay
04:12:00 <simba> i wish he didnt talk
04:12:00 <Bastardly_One> hey simba
04:12:00 <Bastardly_One> Spain’s all-time leading goalscorer will play 10 games during a guest stint for the club that is now officially known as Melbourne City
04:13:00 <simba> havid hilla
04:13:00 <simba> oh wait
04:13:00 <Bastardly_One> as in David Villa
04:13:00 <simba> melbourne city
04:13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
04:13:00 <simba> cool didnt see that bit!!
04:13:00 <Bastardly_One> was Melbourne Heart
04:13:00 <Bastardly_One> until Man City got hold of it
04:13:00 <simba> lol aus is treated like the backend again
04:14:00 <fawks> lol i agree simba
04:14:00 <fawks> his voice is so annoying
04:14:00 <fawks> but that video is sickening
04:14:00 <fawks> uht8y90u-gjho
04:14:00 <fawks> trhoyqj45hy
04:14:00 <fawks> omh
04:14:00 <fawks> im gagging
04:14:00 <fawks> but i cant turn it off
04:14:00 <Skirmish> That’s the girl. Push through the gap reflex.
04:15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:15:00 <fawks> omggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
04:15:00 <Skirmish> gag*
04:15:00 <fawks> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
04:15:00 <fawks> i feel sick
04:15:00 <simba> my friends used to sit and watch “epic meal time” which was just these fat american fucks combining shitloads of fast foods into one big fast food thing and filming it like fat idiots
04:15:00 <simba> i dont know how they enjoyed it
04:15:00 <simba> my friends that is.. i understand how these things pleasure americans
04:15:00 <Skirmish> Because fast food tastes amazingly good due to all the fat.
04:15:00 <simba> fat things for fat minds
04:15:00 <Skirmish> fat tastes GREAT!
04:16:00 <fawks> fat is better for you thansugar
04:16:00 <Skirmish> sugar is fine providing you are active enough to burn it off.
04:17:00 <simba> check out this guy he fucking rocks http://www.reverbnation.com/lukeodell
04:17:00 <fawks> not rly no
04:18:00 <Skirmish> I am going to break my car unless I get over the fact the side mirrors move each time I lock/unlock it.
04:19:00 <simba> fawks pls https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GehgHVPxP_s
04:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Luke O' Dell POPSTAR [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO] plus behind the scenes (Date not found) 5:29 - Category: Film & Animation - 677 views - 10 likes (37%), 17 dislikes (63%)
04:19:00 <Bastardly_One> oi simba
04:19:00 <Bastardly_One> spot on by the way
04:20:00 <Bastardly_One> Villa, who is in camp with Spain ahead of the FIFA World Cup, will complete a guest stint with Melbourne City before linking up with New York City as they make their MLS debut in 2015
04:21:00 <simba> the oil men have truly invaded
04:21:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.goal.com/en-au/news/4019/transfer-zone/2014/06/05/4861607/david-villa-to-play-for-melbourne-heart
04:21:00 <fawks> SIMBA WHY
04:21:00 <fawks> what is wrong with his teeth
04:21:00 <fawks> it sounds like ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba pa sta
04:21:00 <fawks> .
04:21:00 <simba> probably blows concrete gargoyles
04:21:00 <fawks> lmao
04:22:00 <simba> i love that guy
04:22:00 <simba> the making of at the end is excruciating
04:22:00 <simba> i follow him on facebook and even his family/friends are like plz stop doing this to us
04:22:00 <fawks> lmao
04:22:00 <fawks> woierghjnaeirgojiesorg
04:23:00 <fawks> this sis o bad
04:23:00 <fawks> ive got that sexiness that you want
04:23:00 <fawks> nnnnnnnnnnnno
04:23:00 <Ana_Ng> and the sexiness i need
04:23:00 <simba> im a porn star
04:24:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm a limousine
04:24:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHMkRveLWYo
04:24:00 <fawks> lol
04:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Luke O'Dell performs his new single "New Beginning" (Date not found) 3:39 - Category: Entertainment - 847 views - 9 likes (50%), 9 dislikes (50%)
04:25:00 <fawks> nice eyebrows faggot
04:26:00 <simba> he got nigga lips
04:26:00 <simba> i bet the boys love it
04:27:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/p180x540/1797548_730377503646793_1647959267_n.jpg
04:27:00 <fawks> lollllllll
04:30:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8u8Z3bUQfs
04:30:00 <fawks> .
04:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: All Bacon Burger - Epic Meal Time (Date not found) 2:37 - Category: Howto & Style - 1,654,962 - 20,973 likes (96.8%), 690 dislikes (3.2%)
04:30:00 <fawks> these dont even look good
04:31:00 <simba> those yank fucks overrate the shit out of bacon
04:35:00 <fawks> oh dear
04:35:00 <fawks> the breakfast pizza
04:35:00 <fawks> :|
04:36:00 <fawks> was lke 47,000 something calories
04:36:00 <fawks> jesus christ
04:36:00 <fawks> thats like a years wrth of food
04:36:00 <fawks> lol
04:36:00 <Saemon> ugh
04:36:00 <Saemon> no wonder america is the worlds most obese nation
04:37:00 <simba> ur not even captain obvious Saemon
04:37:00 <simba> ur lke emperor obvious
04:37:00 <simba> ur like.... god obvious
04:37:00 <faux> Omg
04:37:00 <faux> XM I needed you
04:38:00 <xm> i came on literally 0.5 seconds or less before you did
04:38:00 <xm> just then
04:38:00 <faux> and now I don't even have what I was gonna paste
04:38:00 <faux> Nah I been on I just signed on from my phone
04:38:00 <xm> is it geeky related
04:38:00 <faux> Nah
04:39:00 <faux> Was just about something we spoke about yesti
04:39:00 <faux> I wanted to show you
04:39:00 <faux> If you remmeebr
04:39:00 <faux> Wink wink etc
04:40:00 <xm> oh yes our secret abo women titty dotted dancing rituals
04:40:00 <faux> Spot on
04:40:00 <xm> this laptop power cord rules
04:40:00 <xm> like 3-4m
04:40:00 <faux> Cool
04:40:00 <xm> might use it all the way to tomorrow morning
04:41:00 <xm> coz imma hardkor
04:41:00 <faux> I bought an extension cord cos I had to unplug my vacuum to do diff rooms and I was like hmm 5m Nah I'll get 10
04:41:00 <faux> 10m is so useless its fucking huge
04:41:00 <faux> I don't use half of it lol
04:41:00 <xm> have been in those houses with the vacuum cleaners that come out of the walls?
04:41:00 <faux> Yeah my old place had a ducted one
04:41:00 <xm> this is one of those apple ones that you can detach it off near the first bit to go a bit closer with the alternative cable
04:42:00 <faux> lol
04:42:00 <xm> is that what they are called?
04:42:00 <faux> Yah
04:42:00 <xm> never had carpet since i was a kid really because my allergies were that bad
04:42:00 <xm> but it feels better on the feet
04:43:00 <xm> if you go barefeet
04:43:00 <fawks> my place before here was all tiles
04:43:00 <fawks> and i still vacuumed
04:43:00 <xm> like every good azn should
04:43:00 <fawks> picks up everything
04:43:00 <fawks> i find sweeping just pushes dust around
04:43:00 <xm> that Lish girl that comes in here and the other channel goes on about how she vacuums the ceiling
04:43:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
04:43:00 <Bastardly_One> check this out
04:43:00 <xm> says that dust is almost impossible to get rid of
04:43:00 <Bastardly_One> this cat rules
04:43:00 <fawks> is this what youre talking about
04:43:00 <fawks> http://www.aussievac.com.au/web_images/ads_351.jpg
04:43:00 <xm> no, she doesnt use the duct one
04:43:00 <xm> oh wait
04:43:00 <fawks> you open the flap in the wall and screw the hose in
04:44:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOyZojbYUEA
04:44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jenga Cat (Date not found) 1:24 - Category: Comedy - 7,997,439 - 47,387 likes (96.7%), 1,624 dislikes (3.3%)
04:44:00 <fawks> those are ducted
04:44:00 <xm> yeah that's it
04:44:00 <fawks> yup
04:44:00 <fawks> thas what we had
04:44:00 <fawks> back when i was like 16
04:44:00 <Bastardly_One> that cat rules
04:44:00 <fawks> we built or own place
04:44:00 <fawks> our*
04:44:00 <xm> i just called them "vacuum cleaners that looked like arms from that robot from lost in space"
04:44:00 <fawks> got to choose my room colour
04:44:00 <fawks> was lime greeeeeen
04:44:00 <fawks> :D
04:44:00 <fawks> that house ruled
04:45:00 <xm> if you go to china -- apparently it's mostly lime green
04:45:00 <fawks> then my stupid rents divorced
04:45:00 <xm> like the buildings are just painted that way
04:45:00 <fawks> lol
04:45:00 <fawks> kyle showed me heaps of china pics
04:45:00 <fawks> theres a lot of graff
04:45:00 <xm> really? i didnt expect that
04:45:00 <fawks> maybe he lived in the slums
04:45:00 <xm> unless it's stains from public urination
04:45:00 <fawks> but there was heaps of doodles on buildings
04:45:00 <xm> they just piss and shit everywhere...
04:45:00 <fawks> yeah
04:45:00 <xm> it's disgusting...
04:45:00 <fawks> he said it stunk
04:46:00 <fawks> grossssssssssssssssssssssssssss
04:46:00 <xm> nothing can be worse than India though
04:46:00 <xm> the world's largest walk-in toilet
04:46:00 <fawks> uyeah imagine a whole country that smells like a neighbours cooking
04:46:00 <fawks> feck
04:46:00 <xm> the only thing worth seeing in India are women doing their washing by bashing clothes against the rocks
04:47:00 <xm> or 10000 men on one bus
04:47:00 <fawks> lol
04:47:00 <fawks> this is coolhttp://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/06/05/15/26/rare-floundering-iceberg-captured-on-camera
04:47:00 <fawks> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/06/05/15/26/rare-floundering-iceberg-captured-on-camera
04:47:00 <simba> have you ever got in a cab with an indian driver and actually gagged and had to open the window
04:48:00 <xm> no, but there's a famous maxitaxi driver in perth that goes around playing loud hardstyle and trance for all his passengers
04:48:00 <xm> ive been fortunate to get nice people from Eastern Europe or quiet people
04:48:00 <xm> never had an Indian driver
04:49:00 <fawks> the last two times i was in a taxi i was hyperventilating in the back seat because they were the worst drivers
04:49:00 <fawks> first one was an asian
04:49:00 <fawks> and he climbed the curb
04:49:00 <Skirmish> vine videos have really taken off.
04:49:00 <fawks> and the second was an old aussie bloke and he didnt give way at a roundabout and a car beeped him so he slammed the brakes and i was like
04:49:00 <fawks> whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
04:50:00 <fawks> welcome to 2 years ago Skirmish
04:50:00 <fawks> lol
04:50:00 <Skirmish> Sorry I didn’t jump onto the clique straight away.
04:50:00 <fawks> you dont have to jump on anything to see something has 'taken off'
04:50:00 <xm> the only dickhead driver i had was a guy who took me from hospital to work and charged me a fortune
04:50:00 <fawks> theyve been around for yonks
04:50:00 <xm> some Australian
04:50:00 <xm> other than ive had good conversations with them
04:50:00 <fawks> taxis are far too expensive
04:51:00 <fawks> pieces of shit
04:51:00 <xm> i prefer public transport... but it can be scary these days at night
04:51:00 <fawks> fuck that
04:51:00 <fawks> i havent caught a bus or train since i was 16
04:51:00 <xm> it's good for uni students
04:51:00 <xm> or tafe students
04:51:00 <fawks> s'one of the reasons i got my licence straight away
04:51:00 <xm> you can catch up on sleep or read
04:52:00 <xm> except wake up to find your bag and ipod missing
04:52:00 <fawks> loll
04:52:00 <faux> K back to phone
04:52:00 <faux> I need to pee
04:52:00 <Skirmish> I went from Newcastle to Sydney on the train once thinking it was an awesome idea.
04:52:00 <faux> And I'm starving
04:52:00 <Skirmish> Never again.
04:52:00 <faux> How long was it
04:53:00 <Skirmish> 3 hours
04:53:00 <faux> Yikes
04:53:00 <Skirmish> Twice as long as driving and every cunt stinks.
04:53:00 <faux> Isn't the drive much shorter
04:53:00 <faux> Yeah
04:53:00 <faux> Gross
04:53:00 <xm> i seem to get fairly nice people on the bus when i do go through bad areas. like happy drunks. one guy was telling me i was like bruce lee and that he too had a role model like chris lew and ernie dingo. another tried to follow me home because he fancied me... a rare sort
04:53:00 <faux> I don't knowhow some people dong get personal hygiene
04:53:00 <faux> Don't*
04:53:00 <Skirmish> I must have been sitting in this one nuggets chair because he sat on the other side of the carriage and stared at me from Gosford to Strathfield.
04:54:00 <faux> Lol xm
04:54:00 <faux> Wb simby
04:54:00 <xm> they have double level trains in NSW dont they?
04:54:00 <simba> thanx
04:54:00 <simba> software cause conneciton abort
04:54:00 <Skirmish> 2 levels split into 3 sections.
04:54:00 <xm> we only have single level trains here but we dont get many derailments ;)
04:55:00 <xm> ive only heard of massive train incidents in NSW but it could just be confirmation bias
04:55:00 <Skirmish> Mate of mine is a train driver in Sydney and he reckons he nearly kills someone at least once a day because they are playing around on the tracks.
04:55:00 <xm> ive heard that drivers expect to witness at least per year
04:56:00 <xm> 1*
04:56:00 <xm> what's the deal with these kids
04:56:00 <Skirmish> His pet hate is coming into a station and seeing a woman with a pram holding a kid really close to the edge of the platform and she’s not holding onto it.
04:57:00 <xm> voice activated prams -- welcome to the future. wheel lock... on!
04:57:00 <faux> Lol
04:57:00 <xm> gone over the edge? go go gadget pram springs!
04:57:00 <faux> Some people shouldn't be allowed to be parents
04:57:00 <Skirmish> Well, day team should be coming in the door any second so I am going to pack up so I can fuckoffski as soon as I can.
04:57:00 <xm> yeah, it's frightening
04:57:00 <Skirmish> Enjoy your long weekends.
04:57:00 <xm> i dont really train, more of a bus person
04:58:00 <xm> trains are too crowded and i even feel claustrophobic in large IRC channels
04:58:00 <xm> long weekend?
04:58:00 <xm> what is it over there
04:58:00 <xm> we just had out WA day
04:58:00 <xm> our*
05:07:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/X938a7jJQ4Y
05:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Aug 8, 2006) - Category: People & Blogs - 404,550 - 188 likes (80%), 47 dislikes (20%)
05:12:00 <Bastardly_One> we have a long weekend?
05:12:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
05:13:00 <Bastardly_One> Queens Birthday sometime in June I think
05:13:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme google that
05:14:00 <simba> queens bday is next in afl so
05:14:00 <simba> must b monday
05:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I was right
05:14:00 <Bastardly_One> Queen's Birthday Mon 9 Jun
05:16:00 <Alburt_Enstun> http://i.imgur.com/wOwin6W.jpg
05:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a bit peeved with this long weekend business now
05:27:00 <Bastardly_One> throws off a plan I had for monday big time ... gonna have to rethink timing now
05:39:00 <simba> u
05:39:00 <simba> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/9235/VubO3tbGB0aIOQYmb0Zg6g/0_0.jpg
05:40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that
05:40:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
05:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sticking to my beast bike
05:40:00 <Bastardly_One> the ... thrust
05:41:00 <Bastardly_One> cringe at the name but it fucking moves
05:42:00 <simba> Thrush
05:59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I would suggest in real life
05:59:00 <Bastardly_One> going by the size of it
05:59:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd definitely chaffe
06:00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not small
06:10:00 <simba> :
06:18:00 <Bastardly_One> the shit I think of
06:18:00 <Bastardly_One> disturbs even I
06:18:00 <Bastardly_One> so don't worry about it
06:18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:20:00 <simba> are you still thinking about Thrush
06:22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:22:00 <Bastardly_One> no
06:23:00 <Bastardly_One> thankfully
06:23:00 <simba> Thrush.
06:23:00 <Bastardly_One> do you think
06:23:00 <Bastardly_One> My franklin looks like Ice Cube?
06:23:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/598555_10151864571598104_1378637228_n.jpg
06:24:00 <simba> Yes
07:03:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/0yxQ1CkH1W0
07:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: rhyming "bacaw" with "suck my cock" (Date not found) 0:03 - Category: People & Blogs - 71 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:12:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
07:12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:13:00 <simba> BACAW
07:22:00 <Bastardly_One> only you could find that
07:22:00 <Bastardly_One> or me come to think of it but yeah
07:24:00 <Bastardly_One> how pissed off does this tiny teddy look when I broke his neck
07:24:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/223374_10150173663233104_5620317_n.jpg
07:25:00 <simba> my friend uploaded it a long time ago but i cant remember who it is
07:25:00 <simba> kool keith or something
07:26:00 <simba> that teddy looks mad it made me think of panda
07:26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol keep the url and use it one evening when he rages if you like
07:27:00 <simba> he needs to break his laptop
07:33:00 <Bastardly_One> don't worry
07:33:00 <Bastardly_One> one night soon it'll happen I think
07:34:00 <Bastardly_One> but I have noticed it does happen when the conversation turns towards education too
07:34:00 <Bastardly_One> not only just attention seeking
07:35:00 <simba> he’ll end up killing someone, i’m sure of it
07:50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
07:50:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't the nerve
07:51:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll just break down properly again
07:51:00 <Bastardly_One> leave for a few days
07:51:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know the drill
08:08:00 <simba> long term
08:08:00 <simba> he will commit murder
08:09:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
08:09:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll self destruct if anything
08:10:00 <Bastardly_One> age gives me the benefit of saying I see some similarities in him and others
08:15:00 <simba> yeah but ive seen his eyes
08:15:00 <simba> they long for bloodlust
08:20:00 <Mew> hi simba hi b1 hi peliquan hi Fez
08:21:00 <Fez> Heya smewy
08:21:00 <Fez> Hmm
08:21:00 <Fez> Dont sound right does it
08:21:00 <Mew> smewdles
08:21:00 <Fez> The alt. Was smexy
08:22:00 <pelican> hello
08:22:00 <Fez> Mew what rhymes with nipple?
08:22:00 <Bastardly_One> morning
08:22:00 <Bastardly_One> you people shouldn't be here
08:22:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off
08:22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Mew is here
08:23:00 <Fez> Ill stay
08:23:00 <Bastardly_One> hi!
08:23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you would
08:23:00 <Fez> Im only a bot
08:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I know
08:23:00 <Bastardly_One> !sex
08:23:00 <Fez> Mewtorboat
08:23:00 <Bastardly_One> a shit one
08:23:00 <Fez> Yep
08:23:00 <Bastardly_One> !anal
08:23:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
08:23:00 <Bastardly_One> dont even put out
08:23:00 <Fez> Bot made of shit....
08:23:00 <simba> morning moo
08:24:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of bot are you?
08:24:00 <Bastardly_One> !shit
08:24:00 <Bastardly_One> LIES!
08:24:00 <Fez> I dont put out for bastards
08:24:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooh
08:24:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
08:24:00 <Bastardly_One> you're missing out
08:24:00 <Fez> U got breasts?
08:24:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I have
08:25:00 <Bastardly_One> 75/tranny/thailand
08:25:00 <Fez> Well then.. we could make an exeption
08:25:00 <pelican> knife ya simba
08:25:00 <Fez> Play ya cards right n who knows
08:26:00 <Mew> get a knife up ya
08:26:00 <Fez> U tried that mew?
08:26:00 <Mew> cant say i have
08:27:00 <Fez> Good
08:27:00 <Fez> That could be damaging
08:28:00 <Fez> I need a shower. Then i wanna go shopping
08:28:00 <Fez> This place had a sale. Dunno if its still goin
08:28:00 <Fez> Ill google it
08:28:00 <simba> let me know
08:28:00 <Fez> ..later
08:29:00 <Fez> Ok
08:29:00 <simba> i need new pantyhose
08:29:00 <Fez> Sporting store...
08:29:00 <Fez> Ask mew for hers
08:31:00 <simba> she doesnt share
08:33:00 <Mew> im an only child
08:33:00 <Mew> MINE
08:33:00 <Mew> MIIIIINE
08:35:00 <Mew> plus my pantyhose usually only last 1-2 wears cos i think its a good idea to gallop over a rose bush or hug someone with a cigarette
08:35:00 <Doodle> O_o
08:36:00 <Doodle> you hug people with your legs?
08:36:00 <Bastardly_One> got a problem with that Doodle?
08:36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm all for it if she does
08:37:00 <Doodle> not at all, i was hoping to have a go
08:37:00 <Bastardly_One> just checking
08:37:00 <Bastardly_One> me too!
08:39:00 <Bastardly_One> time to start the day unfortunately
08:39:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ta
08:40:00 <Doodle> same bblzzz
08:41:00 <simba> well, looks like its just you and me, ChanOP
08:47:00 <Blarp> ChanOP isn't any fun though
08:48:00 <Fez> So...
08:49:00 <Fez> Looks like the sale is still on
09:02:00 <Mew> milky teeth
09:03:00 <milk> morning
09:06:00 <Fez> Teeth?
09:06:00 <Fez> Milky breasts!
09:07:00 <Mew> morning milk
09:12:00 <simba> https://36.media.tumblr.com/18db57dac1dc4f516db57cc98e6cf1af/tumblr_n50f1pK6RX1rj8gavo1_500.jpg
09:24:00 <Fez> Hi
09:24:00 <Fez> Mew. Paste my ident please
09:25:00 <Mew> wut
09:25:00 <Fez> Did i slur
09:26:00 <Mew> Fez ~AndChat3291 1.128.01E8CF.0DED19 *
09:26:00 <Mew> lol stfu
09:29:00 <Fez> Ta hun
09:37:00 <Doodle> mmm
09:37:00 <Doodle> dis coffee doe
09:39:00 <faux> morning
09:39:00 <Doodle> morning
09:43:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10440959_1496145777267013_6516643241781478780_n.jpg
09:44:00 <Doodle> its too early for pav
09:46:00 <faux> luckily we cant eat the photo then
09:49:00 <Doodle> lol
09:49:00 <Doodle> i dont like pav
09:49:00 <Doodle> i just eat the fruit and cream off it
09:50:00 <ShadowLurker> heathen
09:50:00 <ShadowLurker> pav is an anytime food
09:52:00 <Doodle> ew
09:52:00 <ShadowLurker> YOUR FACE IS EW
09:53:00 <ShadowLurker> BLAM
09:53:00 <Doodle> it is not
09:53:00 <ShadowLurker> BITCH PUDDING
09:53:00 <Doodle> lol
09:53:00 <Doodle> CUNT FACE
09:53:00 <ShadowLurker> your name is cuntface cuntface
09:55:00 <faux> i need to poop
09:55:00 <Fez> I bought stuff
09:55:00 <Fez> .cool huh
09:56:00 <Doodle> rad
09:56:00 <Fez> Cricket stuff
09:56:00 <Doodle> tubular
09:57:00 <Fez> Totes
10:04:00 <simba> Tubone
10:04:00 <Fez> I got a batting cone
10:05:00 <Excessive> gd moanin
10:05:00 <simba> whats that
10:05:00 <Doodle> its what you smoke right before you have a wank
10:06:00 <Fez> Yea that
10:09:00 <simba> i thought that was called bushwhacking
10:09:00 <simba> no wait
10:09:00 <simba> wait for this
10:09:00 <simba> MASTURBLAZING
10:10:00 <Doodle> looool
10:10:00 <Doodle> worth it
10:11:00 <Fez> Ive heard worse
10:13:00 <ShadowLurker> masturblazing
10:13:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/
10:13:00 <ShadowLurker> rippin a bong while ripping ur dong
10:14:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10409498_10152482949345320_5390556486693635970_n.jpg
10:14:00 <Doodle> lol its hair
10:14:00 <Doodle> looks like moe from the 3 stooges
10:15:00 <ShadowLurker> looks like chris
10:16:00 <simba> Jitterbug
10:18:00 <simba> it goes a bang bang bang til my feet do the same
10:20:00 <simba> http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/jafsfsafafaas.gif
10:25:00 <milk> I heard a rumour that all the nurses are bullshitting the doctors because they are a bunch of faggots, and when the doctors found out they threw a tantie
10:29:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off milk
10:34:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM
10:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC/DC - Thunderstruck (Date not found) 4:53 - Category: Music - 31,801,532 - 132,423 likes (96.5%), 4,798 dislikes (3.5%)
10:34:00 <Excessive> comin soon to zah western neighbourhood ^
10:39:00 <milk> My name is Jebus Paul Christian, and I have a crotch addiction.
10:40:00 <Excessive> Wat insurance? We don't cover fo natural disasters!
10:45:00 <Mew> milk where do you come from?
10:51:00 <Doodle> boobies
10:54:00 <Mew> not that milk, the udder milk
10:54:00 <Doodle> osnap
11:00:00 <milk> just doing some online shopping
11:32:00 <Fez> Wb mew
12:01:00 <simba> f*** yea
12:01:00 <simba> put a sock in it u gherkin
12:06:00 <Mew> <Element> I've spoken heaps of times, joined in on chats for hours.. no one has picked up it for soooo long
12:07:00 <Mew> <Element> I'm smarter than allllllllll ol fuckwits. - David Pollock on "My life in the #Melbourne channel"
12:07:00 <doctor> milk, whats on special on silkroad at the moment?
12:07:00 <Fez> I think i gettin sick
12:08:00 <Mew> again?
12:08:00 <Fez> Yea
12:08:00 <Serenity> im still watching salvia trips
12:08:00 <Mew> your immune system sux
12:08:00 <Fez> Im so fkn cold aye. But im rugged up
12:09:00 <Fez> I feel fuzzy
12:09:00 <Fez> Almost like pins n needles
12:09:00 <Serenity> :(
12:10:00 <milk> doctor, I bought stuff off the Internet and it never arrived.
12:10:00 <milk> so I assume the special is free money
12:10:00 <Fez> How do ya do the honey drink?
12:10:00 <Fez> Honey. Hot water.. anything else?
12:10:00 <Serenity> lemon
12:11:00 <Fez> Honey and lemon or just lemon?
12:11:00 <Mew> nah ginger too
12:11:00 <Serenity> yeah honey and lemon
12:11:00 <Fez> I dun think i got lemon
12:11:00 <Mew> lemon honey and ginger just drink it over the day
12:11:00 <Fez> Or ginger
12:11:00 <doctor> kick up a fuss milk, nobody is allowed to screw you over
12:11:00 <Fez> Ah yep
12:11:00 <Mew> buy some!
12:12:00 <Fez> Hehe. I should
12:12:00 <Serenity> i have lemons and ginger
12:12:00 <Serenity> you bring the honey
12:12:00 <Fez> Aww so kind sezzy
12:12:00 <Fez> Meet u half way?
12:12:00 <Serenity> dealio
12:13:00 <simba> lmbo @ pollock
12:18:00 <Fez> Sez deserves a <3
12:20:00 <Doodle> Mew the ginger is for figging
12:20:00 <Fez> I think i got a temperature
12:21:00 <Mew> whats figging
12:21:00 <Doodle> o dear
12:21:00 <Doodle> nm
12:21:00 <Doodle> :)
12:21:00 <Fez> Whos gunna stick a thermometre up my bumto check?
12:21:00 <Serenity> LOL
12:21:00 <Serenity> figging
12:21:00 <Mew> is it like santorum
12:21:00 <milk> doctor it's ok mate...
12:21:00 <Doodle> no
12:23:00 <Fez> I need cuddles
12:23:00 <Fez> You up for it doodle?
12:23:00 <Doodle> i'd love to but i have to go
12:23:00 <Fez> Damnit
12:23:00 <Serenity> he has to wash his hair
12:23:00 <Mew> IT IS SO
12:23:00 <Fez> Oh :(
12:24:00 <Mew> its a sexy thing like santorum why lie
12:24:00 <Mew> WHY LIE
12:24:00 <Serenity> wtf is santroum
12:24:00 <Serenity> santorum
12:25:00 <Mew> LMFAO
12:25:00 <milk> well, my community nurse missed an appointment yesterday
12:25:00 <Fez> That a 'band'
12:25:00 <Mew> its where weetbix comes from
12:25:00 <Mew> loljk
12:26:00 <Mew> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=santorum&defid=942955
12:26:00 <Fez> Ewww
12:26:00 <Fez> Why mew why
12:27:00 <milk> I'm starting a band, it's called: Homo and monkelets
12:27:00 <Serenity> thats rank
12:28:00 <Mew> danny dyers chocolate homunculus
12:28:00 <milk> we have a smash hit! it's called "Hey remeber that time I tried to bum the jaguar while it was eating my kids"
12:28:00 <Fez> Milk and giblets
12:29:00 <Fez> Shrek is on tonight
12:29:00 <Mew> pieters band is called 4 Toe Meth Kick
12:30:00 <Fez> He is too methed out to have a band
12:30:00 <Serenity> http://www.downvids.net/shrek-is-love-shrek-is-life-540993.html
12:33:00 <Fez> The scene where shrek is a human and dinkey is a steed.. the bit where they turn back to their normal selves
12:33:00 <Fez> Yea..
12:34:00 <simba> smashmouth - im a believer
12:34:00 <simba> aka the shrek song
12:38:00 <Mew> dinki di
12:57:00 <faux> Mewmew
13:05:00 <slinky_J> town is so SHIT
13:05:00 <slinky_J> what a waste of a night
13:06:00 <[Maverick]> and it's started
13:07:00 <slinky_J> no guys wanted me ;)
13:08:00 <slinky_J> i promise i wont pick on picard again.. like hell.
13:14:00 <Mew> foofles
13:27:00 <gremlinz> piffle
13:27:00 <FredFlinstone> choofles
13:29:00 <faux> I need a mortar and pestle
13:30:00 <faux> I been crushing garlic with a mallet
13:30:00 <faux> So hardcore
13:31:00 <faux> http://hellogiggles.com/nails-day-34
13:36:00 <Skirmish> You got some sleep yet faux?
13:37:00 <Mew> i cant get no sleep
13:38:00 <Skirmish> What's wrong Mew?
13:39:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LuqEbRzy_t8
13:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faithless - Insomnia (Nov 23, 2009) 3:35 - Category: Music - 12,745,774 - 49,967 likes (97.9%), 1,089 dislikes (2.1%)
13:40:00 <Skirmish> You need Pirate to exhaust you.
13:42:00 <Skirmish> Time for a shower and go and get my spawn.
13:48:00 <milk> We will nevah, surrenda! We will fight them in the supermarket, and potentially other places.
13:50:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
13:51:00 <milk> hey
14:04:00 <slinky_J> foofles piffle choofles
14:05:00 <slinky_J> <Mew> i cant get no sleep <-- then u cant wake up with cock in u :( :( :P
14:06:00 <Mew> ew go away
14:07:00 <slinky_J> it's not my fault i'm fat, ugly and disgusting :/
14:07:00 <Mew> it is
14:07:00 <slinky_J> no, i blame Fat Burger
14:08:00 <Mew> you are the master of your destiny Moon Face
14:08:00 <slinky_J> Double Pounded Moon Face ahem/
14:08:00 <slinky_J> I got rolls on rolls baby
14:09:00 <faux> anyway
14:09:00 <faux> whats for lunch Mewmew
14:10:00 <slinky_J> there is something I wana ask u Mew
14:10:00 <Mew> im thinking avocado & cheese toastie with tomato relish
14:10:00 <slinky_J> have u n Pirate checked out the boat u sunk for the fishes?
14:10:00 <faux> mmm i love avo
14:10:00 <faux> not a huge fan of it warm though
14:11:00 <faux> i just made me fave everrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
14:11:00 <faux> pasta with a yoghurt/garlic/mint sauce
14:11:00 <Mew> that sounds amazing
14:11:00 <faux> its so good
14:11:00 <faux> its really nice in summer but i was craving it to death
14:11:00 <faux> also
14:12:00 <faux> i havent bought a mortar and pestle for me new place and i been crushing garlic with a mallet... lol but todayyyyyyyyyyyy i was like hmm
14:12:00 <faux> cheese grater
14:12:00 <faux> and its the best
14:12:00 <faux> those cheese graters with the handle
14:12:00 <Mew> OH DUH
14:12:00 <faux> it releases the garlic juices too
14:12:00 <Mew> yeah
14:12:00 <faux> best idea ever
14:12:00 <faux> cant believe i didnt think of it sooner
14:12:00 <Mew> i wouldnt have thought of that
14:12:00 <Mew> ever
14:13:00 <faux> haha
14:13:00 <faux> the mortar n pestle always breaks my arm
14:13:00 <faux> cbf bashing for ages
14:13:00 <faux> so from now on ill be doing this
14:14:00 <faux> ok im gonna go watch an ep of the blacklist and eat
14:14:00 <faux> bbs
14:14:00 <Mew> i had to crush biscuits for a slice so i put them in a bag and smashed it with a pan then a hammer then a jar
14:14:00 <faux> LOL
14:14:00 <Mew> none worked
14:14:00 <Mew> i cried
14:14:00 <Mew> lol
14:14:00 <faux> :(
14:14:00 <faux> not even the hammer?!
14:14:00 <faux> do you have a blender
14:16:00 <TheRiddler> fuck the butt with a hammer :P
14:17:00 <slinky_J> hot.
14:17:00 <slinky_J> I'd make that porn.
14:17:00 <slinky_J> "Oops, it's stuck!" "KEEP FILMING!"
14:26:00 <TheRiddler> hai Ana_Ng
14:26:00 <TheRiddler> hai xm
14:28:00 <beehhh> 540 jobs gone from uni of melb
14:28:00 <Ana_Ng> allo riddler
14:28:00 <beehhh> future is so unpredictable in straya
14:28:00 <beehhh> might get deported from day one
14:28:00 <Ana_Ng> gawd, you would think in a studio apt, i wouldn't spend any time looking for stuff
14:28:00 <beehhh> im coming to newfoundland for my phd
14:28:00 <beehhh> cheaper
14:29:00 <beehhh> from london, england
14:30:00 <Ana_Ng> what was that, a bug
14:30:00 <Ana_Ng> fear not, i found the top part to my cuisinart
14:32:00 <beehhh> http://www.mun.ca/
14:33:00 <slinky_J> <beehhh> 540 jobs gone from uni of melb and I still cant get back in to straya
14:33:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
14:34:00 <slinky_J> ay Baron
14:34:00 <The_Baron> yo
14:34:00 <slinky_J> crackalackin?
14:35:00 <The_Baron> chillin out
14:35:00 <The_Baron> to da max!
14:35:00 <slinky_J> sames
14:35:00 <slinky_J> aha
14:35:00 <slinky_J> remember that cartoon The Maxx
14:35:00 <slinky_J> :P
14:35:00 <slinky_J> i gotta dl that shit
14:35:00 <The_Baron> yeah, had a few issues of the original comic too
14:35:00 <slinky_J> fkn nice!
14:35:00 <The_Baron> but I ended up trading them
14:35:00 <slinky_J> that n Technoman were my fav cartoons
14:35:00 <The_Baron> for a whole buncha weed
14:36:00 <slinky_J> teknoman
14:36:00 <slinky_J> haha
14:36:00 <The_Baron> first 5 issues
14:36:00 <slinky_J> i traded a sick jacket for 2 ounces once
14:36:00 <The_Baron> I aint really into collecting anymore
14:36:00 <slinky_J> weed was worth more than the jacket haha
14:36:00 <The_Baron> so fuck it
14:36:00 <The_Baron> rather get baked
14:36:00 <slinky_J> yeah, i got comics at mums
14:36:00 <slinky_J> ill have a new game statue tomoz
14:37:00 <The_Baron> I only kept some of the old ozzy underground comics
14:37:00 <slinky_J> cool
14:37:00 <The_Baron> like Hairbutt the Hippo and Bug N Stump
14:37:00 <The_Baron> Platinum Grit
14:37:00 <The_Baron> etc
14:37:00 <The_Baron> all signed
14:37:00 <slinky_J> i wrapped up my football comics my auntie would send me from wales
14:37:00 <slinky_J> nice
14:38:00 <The_Baron> but possesions, what use are they when u've passed on?
14:38:00 <The_Baron> *shrugs*
14:38:00 <slinky_J> yeah
14:38:00 <slinky_J> nada
14:38:00 <slinky_J> big zero
14:38:00 <slinky_J> keep what you appreciate uh
14:39:00 <slinky_J> got two sheds at mums full of nanas stuff still
14:39:00 <The_Baron> fair enough
14:39:00 <beehhh> i dont want your suffering's i dont want straya
14:39:00 <slinky_J> i like goin in them when im there and looking at things
14:39:00 <The_Baron> aah sentimentality
14:39:00 <slinky_J> there's this one chair i just sit in for a while
14:40:00 <slinky_J> yer
14:40:00 <The_Baron> everyone has a lil bit of it
14:40:00 <slinky_J> no doubt
14:40:00 <slinky_J> might go to hers tonight
14:40:00 <slinky_J> coming over to watch an abc show with me like the last two weeks
14:40:00 <slinky_J> Sam Neil and Brian Brown bro
14:41:00 <slinky_J> Old School, it's called.
14:41:00 <The_Baron> aah k
14:41:00 <The_Baron> aint heard of it
14:41:00 <slinky_J> 3rd ep tonight
14:41:00 <slinky_J> it's funny as fk
14:41:00 <slinky_J> Sam Neil is an x cop and Brian Brown an ex con
14:41:00 <The_Baron> yeah will check it out
14:41:00 <slinky_J> ;)
14:42:00 <slinky_J> I mean, Brian Brown isn't the greatest actor but this part suits his acting ability
14:42:00 <slinky_J> lol
14:42:00 <slinky_J> oh and a really fkn hot chick as his grandaughter
14:42:00 <The_Baron> he has more range than russel crowe
14:42:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:42:00 <The_Baron> I won't even do him the honour of capitalising his name
14:44:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
14:44:00 <slinky_J> for sure
14:44:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
14:44:00 <slinky_J> ON MY WORD, LET'S RUIN THIS MOVIE!
14:44:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
14:45:00 <slinky_J> ;)
14:45:00 <The_Baron> he has about as much range as a half eaten soggy banana
14:45:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
14:45:00 <The_Baron> fuck I'm high on some very weird fucken weed
14:46:00 <faux> i just varnished two paintings
14:46:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
14:46:00 <faux> the smell is incredsiesssss
14:46:00 <slinky_J> put that dude into a cake
14:46:00 <The_Baron> do you feel a sense of accomplishment?
14:46:00 <slinky_J> eat up his last words
14:46:00 <faux> always
14:47:00 <milk> The_Baron, you're not even attempt to manage me for media use today, you ok?
14:47:00 <The_Baron> I'm A O K
14:47:00 <milk> well mate, get stuck in
14:48:00 <The_Baron> to what exactly?
14:48:00 <milk> using me to make yourself look big to media mates
14:49:00 <The_Baron> wtf u on about?
14:49:00 <milk> oh right, ok, well no worries then mate
14:49:00 <milk> cya
14:49:00 <The_Baron> ?
14:49:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
14:50:00 <TheRiddler> why does austnet get all the crazies
14:50:00 <The_Baron> I don't know if that was a buzz kill or a head fuck or both?
14:50:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:54:00 <faux> i think hes a bot
14:55:00 <faux> srs
14:55:00 <The_Baron> could be
14:55:00 <TheRiddler> same
14:56:00 <ShadowLurker> needs a +b
14:58:00 <Doodle> i could use a +blowjob
14:59:00 <beehhh> talkin this n that
15:06:00 <Excessive> simba
15:07:00 <Excessive> bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt oi simba
15:09:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/5/15/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-16486-1401994941-18.png
15:09:00 <faux> heh
15:10:00 <faux> i hate these stupid fake ones
15:10:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/5/16/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-17861-1401999392-16.jpg
15:11:00 <faux> genuine autocorrect mistakes are hilarious, these stupid fabricated ones are gay
15:11:00 <Excessive> simba, if u do happen to read this later, then msg me ur name and local post office cause I saw somethin today while out shoppin and it reminded me of u and the soccer spammin in here etc ........ so I bought it fo u ........ I'm hopin to send it to u on monday so u should be able to rock up at ur post office n jus collect it by sometime late next week
15:12:00 <Doodle> looool
15:12:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10431450_10152090208211472_3113258958592177981_n.jpg
15:12:00 <faux> LOL
15:12:00 <Doodle> texting from ms excel
15:12:00 <faux> yeah i posted that
15:12:00 <faux> lol
15:12:00 <Doodle> oh
15:12:00 <faux> simba showed me yesti and i been laughing for two days
15:12:00 <Doodle> someone on the 350z page posted it
15:12:00 <Doodle> haha
15:12:00 <faux> lolllllll
15:12:00 <Doodle> fwits
15:13:00 <faux> i literally just uploaded it
15:13:00 <faux> how funny is that
15:13:00 <Doodle> looks like something my dad would try
15:13:00 <faux> LOL
15:13:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/5/15/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-14902-1401996708-13.png
15:13:00 <Doodle> he has a thing for spreadsheets but has no idea how they work
15:13:00 <Doodle> haha
15:15:00 <faux> doodle is this you
15:15:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/5/15/enhanced/webdr07/enhanced-12222-1401997246-1.jpg
15:15:00 <Doodle> thats a pretty stock standard date
15:15:00 <Doodle> no woods near me tho, just a pine plantation
15:16:00 <faux> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
15:16:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/5/15/enhanced/webdr08/enhanced-3257-1401997398-1.jpg
15:16:00 <faux> this has happened to me so much
15:16:00 <faux> vag and bag
15:16:00 <faux> stupid v and b
15:16:00 <Doodle> lol
15:16:00 <faux> k
15:16:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/5/16/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-18580-1401999483-12.jpg
15:17:00 <Doodle> homo hot lips
15:18:00 <faux> rofl
15:19:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/5/16/enhanced/webdr06/enhanced-30069-1402001980-5.jpg
15:19:00 <faux> k thats it
15:19:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/zKLX1.jpg nsfw
15:19:00 <TheRiddler> scissor me timbers
15:19:00 <faux> hot
15:19:00 <Doodle> good grief
15:19:00 <faux> now i need to respond to my own boner
15:20:00 <Doodle> looool
15:20:00 <Serenity> jeez louise
15:20:00 <Doodle> cya in a few hrs
15:20:00 <faux> sez def has scissor on highlight
15:20:00 <Serenity> of course
15:20:00 <simba> yo
15:20:00 <simba> Excessive
15:21:00 <Excessive> ahaiiiiiiiiii
15:21:00 <Excessive> ye man .......... like I said above
15:21:00 <simba> that is awfully nice of u m8
15:21:00 <Serenity> 4 Doodle http://www.downvids.net/shrek-is-love-shrek-is-life-540993.html
15:21:00 <Doodle> LOL
15:21:00 <Excessive> ok, no probs
15:21:00 <Doodle> brb
15:22:00 <Serenity> its not ogre
15:22:00 <Serenity> its never ogre
15:23:00 <Doodle> loooool
15:23:00 <Doodle> it hurts so much but i do it for shrek
15:23:00 <Serenity> hahaha
15:27:00 <mandyjane> sup guys
15:27:00 <mandyjane> got a needle in my foot today :/
15:28:00 <Ana_Ng> i love hearing about medical procedures on irc
15:29:00 <Serenity> eww what for
15:29:00 <faux> ingrown hair
15:29:00 <faux> lol
15:29:00 <faux> sorry. it had to be sid
15:29:00 <faux> said
15:30:00 <simba> bacaw
15:30:00 <simba> - a chicken
15:30:00 <faux> LOL
15:30:00 <Serenity> LOL
15:30:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yxQ1CkH1W0
15:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: rhyming "bacaw" with "suck my cock" (Date not found) 0:03 - Category: People & Blogs - 72 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:31:00 <faux> WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
15:31:00 <faux> SEZ
15:31:00 <faux> i have no motivation
15:31:00 <faux> i used it all up
15:31:00 <faux> i varnished my paintings 3 times to avoid uni work and now im high
15:32:00 <Serenity> i have absolutely none too
15:32:00 <faux> i did washing
15:32:00 <faux> cooked
15:32:00 <faux> dishes
15:32:00 <Serenity> im got some stupid head cold thing and i just cbf
15:32:00 <faux> i even colour coordinated my socks
15:32:00 <faux> lol.
15:32:00 <faux> :''''''''(
15:32:00 <faux> lucky this week i dont have much to do but assignmenting starts monday and i cannnnnnnnot be fffffffucked
15:32:00 <Kynetic> lol
15:32:00 <Kynetic> im lucky if i wear a matching pair of socks
15:33:00 <Kynetic> same colour? that'll do
15:33:00 <Doodle> all my socks are colour coordinated
15:33:00 <Kynetic> almost the same colour? that'll do
15:33:00 <Doodle> cos theyre all black
15:33:00 <faux> i hate learning portfolios cos you have to work on them weekly but i guess the plus side is you dont have much to do the week its due cos its basically done
15:33:00 <Kynetic> one sock long and one sock short? wearing long pants? that'll do
15:33:00 <faux> i have all new ones
15:33:00 <Serenity> just two socks that are clean is good enough for me
15:33:00 <faux> bonds
15:33:00 <Doodle> buy 20 pairs of the same socks never mix them up again
15:33:00 <faux> so i organised them into rainbow colours
15:33:00 <Kynetic> oh Doodle
15:33:00 <Kynetic> that'd just make fucking sense wouldnt it
15:33:00 <faux> Doodle youre such a bloke
15:33:00 <Doodle> lol
15:33:00 <Kynetic> we cant have that sort of shenanigans
15:34:00 <faux> which i guess isnt a bad thing
15:34:00 <Doodle> nobody ever sees my socks so who cares
15:34:00 <Serenity> i buy those $2 pack of socks from kmart
15:34:00 <Serenity> so theres literally about 60 pairs of socks floating around the place
15:34:00 <faux> i have the black bonds ones with the colours underneath the nonslip crap
15:34:00 <Kynetic> i find socks in washing machines people leave out on the kerb
15:34:00 <faux> theyre me faves
15:34:00 <faux> LOL
15:34:00 <faux> gross
15:34:00 <Kynetic> it is true that washing machines eat a lot of socks
15:34:00 <faux> i hope youre joking
15:34:00 <Kynetic> but theyre fantastically clean
15:34:00 <faux> :''''''''''''''(
15:35:00 <Kynetic> they have been washed like 50 thousand times
15:35:00 <Kynetic> faux.
15:35:00 <Kynetic> look at my face
15:35:00 <Kynetic> do i look like im joking?
15:35:00 <Doodle> lol the cat is like 2cm from the heater
15:35:00 <faux> Yes
15:35:00 <Doodle> cold much
15:35:00 <Doodle> he's trying to get inside it
15:35:00 <faux> how cold is it there
15:35:00 <Serenity> nice job toni colette
15:35:00 <Kynetic> (⌐■_■)
15:35:00 <Doodle> 10
15:36:00 <faux> 12
15:36:00 <faux> i just looked it up
15:36:00 <faux> LIR
15:36:00 <faux> _a
15:36:00 <Doodle> http://www.weather.com.au/vic/ballarat/current
15:36:00 <Kynetic> where are you Doodle?
15:36:00 <Kynetic> ballarat?
15:36:00 <Doodle> hawaii
15:36:00 <Serenity> its 26 here
15:36:00 <Kynetic> and its 10 degrees?
15:36:00 <faux> it says its 17 here but its fucking FREEZING
15:36:00 <faux> lying cunts
15:36:00 <Kynetic> jesus. you poor bastard.
15:37:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/10333661_10202504350183635_7486501007788487128_o.jpg
15:37:00 <Doodle> was 4 overnight i think
15:37:00 <Doodle> maybe less
15:37:00 <faux> yeah that photo totalllllly shows us how cold it wa
15:37:00 <faux> s
15:37:00 <faux> lol
15:37:00 <faux> i touched teh scren and me finger froze
15:38:00 <faux> teh scren
15:38:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10348931_10202460746053559_6840913041613787528_o.jpg
15:39:00 <faux> eep
15:39:00 <faux> now thats cold
15:39:00 <Serenity> its lovely and warm here
15:39:00 <faux> fuku
15:40:00 <Doodle> lol
15:40:00 <Doodle> feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeb, fuku
15:40:00 <Serenity> how do you spell it
15:40:00 <Doodle> what
15:41:00 <Doodle> DONT WRITE IT DOWN JUST REMEMBER IT
15:41:00 <Serenity> feeeb let me get a pencil
15:41:00 <Doodle> how many e's in egg
15:41:00 <faux> lol
15:41:00 <faux> bogans arguing outside
15:42:00 <faux> but its a cute argument
15:42:00 <faux> not like YA FUKN RAPIST DECK YA SLLUT
15:42:00 <Doodle> lol
15:42:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm very civil
15:43:00 <FredFlinstone> time for a wine you think?
15:46:00 <faux> time for a nap
15:57:00 <Doodle> take me with you
16:00:00 <Excessive> k, I'mnah roll up
16:06:00 <FredFlinstone> c'arn the Blue Boys
16:06:00 <FredFlinstone> stick it up em!
16:07:00 <TheRon> get a dog up ya
16:07:00 <slinky_J> roll up roll up
16:07:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz I thought I might get a bite there lol
16:07:00 <FredFlinstone> how is ya ?
16:07:00 <TheRon> not bad
16:07:00 <slinky_J> aye ronnie
16:07:00 <FredFlinstone> good
16:07:00 <slinky_J> u good
16:07:00 <TheRon> quiet there?
16:07:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
16:07:00 <FredFlinstone> got the stove in
16:07:00 <FredFlinstone> having a winer
16:08:00 <FredFlinstone> sparky came and couldnt get out the drive lolz
16:08:00 <FredFlinstone> was funny
16:08:00 <TheRon> as long as its not a wine coller, those things are gay
16:08:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
16:08:00 <FredFlinstone> too sweet I like sour like me
16:08:00 <FredFlinstone> or dry
16:09:00 <TheRon> yeah the dry you can just keep drinking
16:09:00 <FredFlinstone> yes till I pass out
16:09:00 <FredFlinstone> was gonna go to pub tonight
16:09:00 <FredFlinstone> now staying home
16:10:00 <TheRon> can you still watch the footy?
16:10:00 <FredFlinstone> go tomorrow night mum and her partner are coming now
16:10:00 <FredFlinstone> yes its on tele
16:10:00 <FredFlinstone> isnt it?
16:10:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
16:10:00 <FredFlinstone> 7
16:10:00 <TheRon> yeah
16:10:00 <FredFlinstone> then yes we have a tele lol
16:10:00 <FredFlinstone> and power and gas
16:10:00 <FredFlinstone> toilet
16:10:00 <FredFlinstone> shower
16:10:00 <FredFlinstone> heater hahahahaha
16:10:00 <TheRon> thought you might've had to send smoke signals to get the scores
16:10:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
16:10:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
16:11:00 <FredFlinstone> the old house maybe
16:11:00 <FredFlinstone> not this one
16:11:00 <TheRon> do you have a not during the footy rule with the missus??
16:12:00 <FredFlinstone> dont watch footy at home much only when they are interstate usually
16:12:00 <FredFlinstone> I go out
16:12:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck that
16:12:00 <FredFlinstone> she goes to her room
16:13:00 <FredFlinstone> pork with oyster sauce stir fry tonight
16:13:00 <FredFlinstone> and jasmine rice
16:13:00 <TheRon> nice
16:13:00 <FredFlinstone> yes should be
16:13:00 <TheRon> schnitzel sanger for me
16:13:00 <FredFlinstone> I like those
16:14:00 <FredFlinstone> with cheese?
16:14:00 <FredFlinstone> what sort of meat?
16:14:00 <TheRon> yes, lettuce and onion
16:14:00 <TheRon> chicken
16:14:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
16:14:00 <FredFlinstone> you make your own?
16:14:00 <TheRon> not this time
16:14:00 <FredFlinstone> bash the fuckin chook
16:14:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
16:14:00 <FredFlinstone> I used to buy one at work when I had a hangover
16:15:00 <FredFlinstone> $8 was fuckin huge
16:15:00 <TheRon> quite filling
16:15:00 <FredFlinstone> I had mayo on it
16:15:00 <FredFlinstone> yummy
16:15:00 <TheRon> don't do mayo
16:15:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck yuor like my wife
16:15:00 <FredFlinstone> I love mayo
16:15:00 <TheRon> makes me gag
16:15:00 <FredFlinstone> not that I have it a lot
16:15:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
16:15:00 <FredFlinstone> my cock makes her gag :)
16:16:00 <TheRon> as long as it's yours
16:16:00 <FredFlinstone> I wish
16:16:00 <FredFlinstone> been a long time
16:16:00 <FredFlinstone> since I was in that territory
16:19:00 <TheRon> damn
16:19:00 <TheRon> not even a good old fashioned....?
16:20:00 <Ana_Ng> let's not speak of Roger
16:20:00 <Doodle> 4200000000
16:20:00 <TheRon> roger?
16:20:00 <TheRon> woo hoo 420
16:20:00 <Doodle> serious roger
16:21:00 <TheRon> who's that?
16:21:00 <Doodle> roger = root
16:21:00 <Serenity> did you know him???
16:21:00 <gremlinz> 16:20:01
16:21:00 <TheRon> ahh yes
16:21:00 <Doodle> looooooooooooool
16:21:00 <gremlinz> 420!@
16:22:00 <Excessive> [16:20] <Doodle> 4200000000
16:25:00 <TheRon> spurs won game 1
16:26:00 <TheRon> the air con was "broken", lebron left the game with mins to go with cramp
16:26:00 <Serenity> whens the next state of origin game
16:26:00 <TheRon> couple of weeks
16:26:00 <Serenity> oh
16:26:00 <Serenity> that shit takes forever
16:27:00 <FredFlinstone> vegies chooped will cook rice now
16:27:00 <FredFlinstone> chopped as well
16:28:00 <TheRon> sesame oil?
16:28:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1012716_10200395690529468_891662337_n.jpg
16:28:00 <FredFlinstone> I use peanut oil
16:28:00 <TheRon> that too
16:28:00 <FredFlinstone> at home I have sesave
16:28:00 <FredFlinstone> sesame
16:28:00 <FredFlinstone> I put few drops in
16:28:00 <TheRon> best stuff
16:28:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
16:28:00 <FredFlinstone> makes it tasty
16:29:00 <TheRon> i like some mushroom in mine
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> but I have oyster sauce so should be nice
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> I have that
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> broccoli
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> carrot
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> zuchinni
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> corn
16:29:00 <TheRon> snow peas
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> and bean shoots
16:29:00 <FredFlinstone> looked at those
16:30:00 <FredFlinstone> decided not to
16:30:00 <TheRon> some nuts?
16:30:00 <FredFlinstone> havent got any here
16:30:00 <FredFlinstone> cashews are yumm
16:30:00 <TheRon> lightly tosted
16:30:00 <TheRon> toasted
16:30:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
16:31:00 <TheRon> it's a weird texture if you don't toast them
16:31:00 <FredFlinstone> its ok
16:31:00 <FredFlinstone> done both
16:37:00 <faux> how is this difficult
16:37:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/421854_10151516798130320_1005409175_n.jpg
16:37:00 <faux> the word brilliant isn't even spelt correctly
16:37:00 <faux> stupid
16:37:00 <TheRon> aloe
16:37:00 <FredFlinstone> vera
16:38:00 <FredFlinstone> how many you eckon yu will win by?
16:38:00 <Rak> ace
16:38:00 <BlackDevil> lol its are
16:38:00 <Rak> which is also what i did to that test
16:38:00 <TheRon> 5
16:40:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
16:40:00 <TheRon> unreasonable?
16:40:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> could be more
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> double that
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> depends if we come to play
16:41:00 <TheRon> is this at etihad?
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> yes :(
16:41:00 <FredFlinstone> shittyhad
16:41:00 <TheRon> yeah double it :)
16:42:00 <FredFlinstone> we dont play well there
16:42:00 <FredFlinstone> better at the G
16:42:00 <TheRon> geelong has been known to demolish teams at etihad
16:43:00 <FredFlinstone> of course as you say they are "THE BEST"
16:43:00 <TheRon> carlton home game?
16:43:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
16:43:00 <FredFlinstone> dont care does it matter?
16:43:00 <FredFlinstone> kick with the wind? lol
16:43:00 <FredFlinstone> thats all shit these days
16:43:00 <FredFlinstone> why toss
16:43:00 <TheRon> not really, a kardinia park home game would've been nice
16:43:00 <FredFlinstone> never be there again
16:44:00 <TheRon> whats carlton doing to get their home ground up and running?
16:44:00 <slinky_J> radio in my heart, don't be beating so strangs
16:44:00 <slinky_J> *unf*
16:44:00 <slinky_J> I wanted to ride every single night unf
16:46:00 <simba> (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅CEREAL_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~
16:47:00 <TheRon> simba you 420?
16:48:00 <FredFlinstone> geez the new stove is hot
16:48:00 <TheRon> nice
16:48:00 <FredFlinstone> we still contracted to shitty had
16:48:00 <FredFlinstone> and they built that new training facility
16:48:00 <slinky_J> brad sucks
16:48:00 <slinky_J> xD
16:48:00 <FredFlinstone> wouldnt hold many now
16:48:00 <slinky_J> making me nervous :/
16:49:00 <faux> http://www.vogue.com.au/beauty/hair+insider/galleries/which+hair+colour+should+you+really+ber,29871?pos=1
16:49:00 <faux> dem eyebrows
16:49:00 <slinky_J> fkn town sucked last night
16:49:00 <TheRon> they should upgrade it, gotta be better than the mcg abd etihad deals
16:49:00 <FredFlinstone> they tried to remember?
16:50:00 <simba> its 420 now i wont make it
16:50:00 <TheRon> who shot that down?
16:50:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin chunts who live there knocked it back
16:50:00 <TheRon> bastards
16:50:00 <FredFlinstone> Jack tried that
16:50:00 <FredFlinstone> wanted lights and all
16:50:00 <FredFlinstone> hold 48000
16:50:00 <FredFlinstone> its a great ground
16:50:00 <TheRon> maybe the 48000 was ambitious
16:50:00 <FredFlinstone> and we won it
16:50:00 <FredFlinstone> no
16:51:00 <FredFlinstone> was two level grandstand
16:51:00 <FredFlinstone> i was there when we had that many lol
16:51:00 <FredFlinstone> stuffed in like sardines
16:51:00 <TheRon> geelong's is 35k now i think
16:51:00 <FredFlinstone> yes its great
16:51:00 <slinky_J> 4:21 now I hope u scoffed the smoke
16:51:00 <FredFlinstone> should be more than two grounds
16:52:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin ridiculous
16:52:00 <slinky_J> smoked in town last night simba, red square, fucking shit
16:52:00 <FredFlinstone> and shiityhad alwasy closes that friggin roof!
16:52:00 <TheRon> ian collins screwed everyone
16:52:00 <slinky_J> town just fucking shit
16:52:00 <slinky_J> clubs
16:52:00 <FredFlinstone> he did
16:52:00 <FredFlinstone> even his own family
16:52:00 <slinky_J> felt like an old man
16:52:00 <FredFlinstone> what a chunt
16:52:00 <TheRon> you seen the shade when the roof is open??
16:52:00 <FredFlinstone> shoulda died when he had that heart attck
16:52:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
16:52:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
16:53:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck its open
16:53:00 <TheRon> it's terrible
16:53:00 <FredFlinstone> who cares
16:53:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ffs its a winter game
16:53:00 <FredFlinstone> this is Matthew Richardsson talking isnt it?
16:53:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin poofs
16:53:00 <FredFlinstone> and they dont have shade at the MCG
16:53:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
16:54:00 <TheRon> who do you hate more, richo or bt?
16:54:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont hate either
16:54:00 <slinky_J> "Ken, I grew up in Dublin. I love Dublin. If I'd grwon up on a farm and was retarded. Brugges might impress me. But I didn't, so, it doesn't."
16:54:00 <FredFlinstone> richo is just dumb
16:54:00 <FredFlinstone> BT is too loud
16:54:00 <slinky_J> :P
16:54:00 <FredFlinstone> you reckon he is gay?
16:55:00 <FredFlinstone> he still lives with his mum doesnt he?
16:55:00 <TheRon> ever played brian taylor bingo?
16:55:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
16:55:00 <FredFlinstone> why would I?
16:55:00 <TheRon> look it up it's real
16:55:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz must be funny
16:56:00 <FredFlinstone> rice cooked
16:56:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck not even 5
16:56:00 <TheRon> http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/8236/briantaylorbingo.png
16:56:00 <FredFlinstone> feels later to me
16:57:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
16:57:00 <FredFlinstone> true
16:57:00 <slinky_J> ih ny gut hurts, stupid havin barnacle bills
16:57:00 <slinky_J> cheap as shit innit.
16:57:00 <FredFlinstone> is that fish?
16:57:00 <FredFlinstone> frozen?
16:57:00 <slinky_J> yeah n that
16:57:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwww
16:58:00 <FredFlinstone> no wonder
16:58:00 <slinky_J> was noice at the toime!
16:58:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
16:58:00 <FredFlinstone> you be shittin through the eye of a needle soon
16:58:00 <TheRon> does slinky_J look like a man who had "all he could eat"?
16:58:00 <slinky_J> maybe I'll chill like a bear through winter and plug up my arse
16:59:00 <slinky_J> so I don't shit'n elaborate my shit screams with this fish and that
16:59:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
16:59:00 <slinky_J> lols
16:59:00 <FredFlinstone> shower lots
16:59:00 <slinky_J> it'll pass
16:59:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha right thru
17:00:00 <slinky_J> shit goldfish out later.
17:00:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
17:00:00 <slinky_J> loll
17:00:00 <FredFlinstone> I think I got to have an early dinner
17:00:00 <FredFlinstone> hungry as
17:00:00 <FredFlinstone> put the main stuff on now
17:00:00 <TheRon> i had kfc for lunch yesterday, my arse got rid of it so quickly this morning
17:00:00 <slinky_J> eat that one local cat that always visits ur place
17:01:00 <slinky_J> shove a pike up it's fucken arse and eat it.
17:03:00 <FredFlinstone> omg why would you eat that shit?
17:03:00 <FredFlinstone> its foul
17:04:00 <FredFlinstone> I never eatne it
17:04:00 <FredFlinstone> never want to
17:04:00 <FredFlinstone> smells like crap
17:04:00 <TheRon> i just really like chicken
17:04:00 <FredFlinstone> but thats not chicken
17:04:00 <FredFlinstone> its fuckin awful
17:04:00 <TheRon> could be
17:04:00 <partay> *sip*
17:05:00 <FredFlinstone> deep fried turds
17:05:00 <faux> partaaaaay in the hizouse
17:05:00 <FredFlinstone> so hungry
17:05:00 <TheRon> regulatorsssssss!
17:07:00 <Doodle> mount up
17:09:00 <FredFlinstone> pork on
17:10:00 <doctor> chicken breasts and a warm glass of milk
17:10:00 <TheRon> shiny happy people holding hands
17:13:00 <doctor> that's a bit gay
17:13:00 <TheRon> is not
17:13:00 <TheRon> wait is michael stipe gay?
17:13:00 <partay> hey faux
17:14:00 <partay> TFIF
17:14:00 <doctor> shiny happy people holding hands? it's pretty obvious
17:14:00 <TheRon> maybe people are just happy
17:14:00 <doctor> yes, gay
17:14:00 <Ana_Ng> wow, you guys really are 20 years behind
17:15:00 <TheRon> what?
17:15:00 <Ana_Ng> the michael stipe gay question
17:15:00 <FredFlinstone> here we go
17:15:00 <FredFlinstone> the fuckin know it all
17:15:00 <FredFlinstone> shits me
17:15:00 <TheRon> i was being facetious
17:15:00 <Ana_Ng> that's been around longer than half the people on this channel
17:16:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck her
17:16:00 <Ana_Ng> here we go :)
17:16:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate her shit
17:16:00 <doctor> Ana_Ng is not a shiny happy person holding hands it seems
17:16:00 <FredFlinstone> she must have the biggest pole up her arse
17:16:00 <Ana_Ng> whatever
17:16:00 <Ana_Ng> please, go on with your inane conversation
17:16:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: who wins tonight
17:16:00 <Ana_Ng> i guess in melbourne, nobody questions anything
17:16:00 <FredFlinstone> well
17:16:00 <TheRon> geelong or carlton?
17:17:00 <Ana_Ng> everyone is agreeable
17:17:00 <partay> FredFlinstone lighten up.. jesus dude you need to get laid
17:17:00 <doctor> you are most welcome to join in our inane conversations
17:17:00 <FredFlinstone> well done TheRon
17:17:00 <FredFlinstone> get you!
17:17:00 <FredFlinstone> up yur arse
17:17:00 <Ana_Ng> http://lh5.ggpht.com/_UDIwZAxomYk/S9fjcF-5qHI/AAAAAAAAAfs/yP9uOvKXn0A/37-michael-stipe-01.jpg
17:17:00 <FredFlinstone> done
17:18:00 <Ana_Ng> still my favorite stipe photo
17:18:00 <doctor> he's very beautiful
17:18:00 <Shadowgate> doctor kills of laughter
17:19:00 <doctor> kill or.. cure?
17:19:00 <Shadowgate> lol
17:20:00 <Ana_Ng> did you see the rock n roll hall of fame broadcast
17:20:00 <TheRon> no
17:21:00 <Ana_Ng> stipe inducted nirvana
17:21:00 <TheRon> makes sense to me
17:21:00 <Ana_Ng> then they played with 4 women singing kurt's part
17:21:00 <Ana_Ng> parts
17:21:00 <Ana_Ng> 1 song each
17:21:00 <TheRon> was rape me one of them?
17:22:00 <TheRon> territorial pissings?
17:22:00 <Ana_Ng> joan jett, kim gordon (best one), annie clark (st vincent), lorde
17:22:00 <Ana_Ng> did not do rape me
17:22:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
17:22:00 <FredFlinstone> dinner looks niceeeee
17:23:00 <TheRon> then i'd be impressed
17:23:00 <Ana_Ng> the others were peter gabriel, cat stevens, e street band, hall and oates
17:23:00 <Fez> Breasts theron
17:23:00 <TheRon> yes fez breasts
17:25:00 <Fez> Nice
17:27:00 <FredFlinstone> yumm
17:27:00 <TheRon> genuine asian?
17:27:00 <FredFlinstone> I am not asin
17:27:00 <FredFlinstone> asian
17:27:00 <TheRon> the food
17:28:00 <FredFlinstone> I dunno prolly not I decided to put the rice in too
17:28:00 <FredFlinstone> soak up the juice
17:28:00 <FredFlinstone> its yummy
17:28:00 <FredFlinstone> I havent got a wok and there was no sesame so not lol
17:29:00 <TheRon> the man who sold the world
17:29:00 <TheRon> gotta have the wok
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> big fry pan
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> but not the same
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> they the fuckin local chinese here
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> so pissed off
17:29:00 <FredFlinstone> closed
17:30:00 <FredFlinstone> prawns cashews and vegies
17:30:00 <FredFlinstone> awesome
17:30:00 <TheRon> put oyster sauce on anything and it's yum
17:30:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I think I had that or black bean
17:31:00 <FredFlinstone> fish sauce is nice too
17:31:00 <TheRon> oh yes
17:31:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
17:31:00 <TheRon> fish sauce with lime and chilli
17:32:00 <FredFlinstone> mmmm
17:32:00 <Ana_Ng> fish sauce is not great when you're allergic
17:32:00 <TheRon> poor you
17:32:00 <Ana_Ng> i just went to a restaurant that cooks its chicken breast in fish sauce
17:33:00 <FredFlinstone> why?
17:33:00 <Ana_Ng> who knows
17:33:00 <Ana_Ng> no indication on the menu
17:33:00 <FredFlinstone> I am used to losing
17:33:00 <FredFlinstone> its cool
17:33:00 <doctor> chicken and fish can go together
17:33:00 <Ana_Ng> so basically i got told that i can't eat anything on their menu, because all of it has fish sauce in it
17:33:00 <doctor> alergic?
17:34:00 <Ana_Ng> yeah
17:34:00 <doctor> that would suck
17:34:00 <doctor> did they at least off you a glass of water?
17:34:00 <Ana_Ng> even sushi places have pork
17:34:00 <doctor> offer*
17:34:00 <Ana_Ng> that they don't cook in fish sauce
17:34:00 <partay> TheRon have you installed google adblock yet ?
17:34:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0
17:34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tears For Fears - "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" - ORIGINAL VIDEO (Oct 19, 2010) 3:11 - Category: Music - 14,942,839 - 58,962 likes (99.1%), 517 dislikes (0.9%)
17:34:00 <TheRon> yes!
17:34:00 <Ana_Ng> i ended up eating 2 pot stickers and a bowl of rice
17:34:00 <partay> how fucking good is it
17:35:00 <partay> no more ads before your free music
17:35:00 <TheRon> http://open.spotify.com/track/6HJujxcjMmVZhd8z5EpPri
17:36:00 <doctor> i'd hate to rule the world
17:36:00 <partay> its ok
17:36:00 <doctor> what would i do with it? probably run it into the ground on purpose
17:36:00 <TheRon> putin rules the world
17:37:00 <FredFlinstone> hope raffa beats murry
17:37:00 <TheRon> murray shits me
17:37:00 <TheRon> so dour
17:37:00 <FredFlinstone> so fugly
17:37:00 <FredFlinstone> his mouth is huge
17:37:00 <partay> putin is da boss
17:37:00 <TheRon> never smiles that bloke
17:37:00 <FredFlinstone> and the mother?
17:37:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
17:38:00 <TheRon> partay, johhny and mary
17:39:00 <FredFlinstone> getting full
17:39:00 <TheRon> you'll be hungry again half hour later
17:39:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno perhaps
17:39:00 <FredFlinstone> lots left
17:39:00 <FredFlinstone> I made so much
17:39:00 <TheRon> it's what chinese food does
17:39:00 <FredFlinstone> true
17:40:00 <FredFlinstone> I had steak last night
17:40:00 <TheRon> mandyjane: get em out for the boys
17:40:00 <FredFlinstone> omg he gave me the smallest piece on the tray
17:40:00 <TheRon> too forward?
17:41:00 <TheRon> fez i tried
17:41:00 <mandyjane> hey guise
17:42:00 <TheRon> hello
17:43:00 <TheRon> you watching the footy tonight?
17:44:00 <TheRon> hey now hey now don't dream it's over
17:46:00 <slinky_J> simba
17:46:00 <slinky_J> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10360400_10204129684184774_8485959710656382063_n.jpg
17:46:00 <slinky_J> Donna from The Babes, we so shoulda gone in like 2009
17:46:00 <TheRon> very nice, how much!
17:47:00 <slinky_J> oh she's a chick inna band, i talk o
17:47:00 <TheRon> you been there?
17:48:00 <FredFlinstone> all done
17:48:00 <FredFlinstone> drink now
17:49:00 <partay> slinky_J yep
17:50:00 <slinky_J> word
17:50:00 <slinky_J> adelaide chick
17:50:00 <slinky_J> inna band here.
17:52:00 <slinky_J> nice girl
17:52:00 <slinky_J> still, talkin to her ask when me n jonno will come haha
17:53:00 <slinky_J> I miss gigs and goin town last night sucked balls.
17:53:00 <TheRon> does she suck balls?
17:53:00 <slinky_J> felt old as Picard, partay. lmao
17:54:00 <slinky_J> sif ino man.
17:54:00 <slinky_J> I like this one girl is mor partial to girls than guys. Don;t think about that huh
17:54:00 <TheRon> thought you might've found out
17:54:00 <partay> lol
17:54:00 <slinky_J> more*
17:55:00 <slinky_J> :D partay last night, before i left, Peenishard was flooding me hard man
17:55:00 <TheRon> that doesn't sound good
17:56:00 <slinky_J> bet he's in his bed, finding it hard to breathe right now, all that fat, compressing his chest.
17:56:00 <slinky_J> hey ronnie
17:56:00 <TheRon> hello
17:56:00 <slinky_J> u reckon there's like anything gay about me
17:56:00 <slinky_J> hanging out with my mum tonight, third week, watching a show on abc?
17:57:00 <TheRon> i dunno i don't judge
17:57:00 <slinky_J> no shit
17:57:00 <slinky_J> :P
17:57:00 <Ana_Ng> which show
17:58:00 <TheRon> TITS OUT FOR THE BOYS!!!!
17:59:00 <TheRon> you got a fast carm i want a ticket to anywhere maybe we can make a deal
18:00:00 <partay> slinky_J post mjore pics of that chick go
18:01:00 <TheRon> any chance of one with the norgs out?
18:01:00 <zaim> https://soundcloud.com/jerome-isma-ae/running-up-that-hill-bootleg
18:03:00 <partay> more norgs
18:04:00 <TheRon> i like movies that are filmed in nrogorama
18:06:00 <TheRon> norgorama is like panorama but there's norgs in it
18:07:00 <slinky_J> woah
18:07:00 <slinky_J> ronnie
18:07:00 <Mew> is panorama flatchested chicks?
18:07:00 <slinky_J> called girl then
18:07:00 <slinky_J> that like, was annoyed at me coz i didnt go bday
18:07:00 <TheRon> you in?
18:07:00 <slinky_J> nah not like that
18:07:00 <Mew> oh a new fake gf
18:08:00 <slinky_J> oh fuck off ellie.
18:08:00 <slinky_J> anyway ronnie, she was all, how its okay hahaha
18:08:00 <slinky_J> this was march
18:08:00 <Mew> hahahahahah
18:08:00 <slinky_J> Mew
18:08:00 <Mew> ha
18:08:00 <slinky_J> ur a fat fucking cow
18:08:00 <TheRon> did you send apologies?
18:08:00 <Mew> hahahahaha
18:08:00 <slinky_J> yes ronnie
18:08:00 <slinky_J> i did
18:08:00 <slinky_J> twice
18:08:00 <slinky_J> lol
18:08:00 <TheRon> that should be the end of it
18:08:00 <slinky_J> said it didnt matter
18:09:00 <slinky_J> yeah man
18:09:00 <Mew> apologies accepted thx
18:09:00 <Mew> hahahahahahaha
18:09:00 <slinky_J> Look Ellie, I'm talking to TheRon, because I like talking to him
18:09:00 <slinky_J> so fuck off.
18:09:00 <slinky_J> I'll just pm
18:09:00 <TheRon> you two shake hands
18:11:00 <Mew> teehee
18:15:00 <TheRon> is there anybody else here i can sell lawn bowls to?
18:15:00 <TheRon> it's a great sport
18:16:00 <[Maverick]> sell them to milk
18:16:00 <[Maverick]> I am sure he will find a cavity to place them in
18:18:00 <TheRon> [Maverick]: you ever consider lawn bowls?
18:18:00 <[Maverick]> I have thought about it
18:18:00 <[Maverick]> it would be an upgrade to the golf ball gun
18:19:00 <TheRon> you can walk into any bowls club pay $5 and get free coaching
18:20:00 <milk> TheRon, did yah get ripped off mate?
18:20:00 <TheRon> when?
18:20:00 <milk> who pays $5 to learn to roll a ball on the ground?
18:20:00 <TheRon> ball
18:21:00 <TheRon> ?
18:21:00 <milk> oh I see, you pay $5 and get free nothing
18:21:00 <milk> again
18:21:00 <milk> TheRon, did yah get ripped off mate?
18:21:00 <TheRon> beers smokes at either end, and at the end of the day not much chance of doing a hammy
18:21:00 <TheRon> it's a great game
18:22:00 <milk> well, at least old people don't arse rape you for being a fool
18:22:00 <TheRon> oh did i mention the afternoon tea........
18:23:00 <milk> do they make you dye your hair and put eye contacts in?>
18:23:00 <TheRon> of course not
18:23:00 <TheRon> we have an 18 yo playing premier division at the moment
18:23:00 <[Maverick]> you're a dick milk
18:23:00 <milk> so let me get this right... you pay $5 to hang out with old people so no one pulls your balls off?
18:23:00 <[Maverick]> bowls is awesome
18:24:00 <TheRon> milk go and have a crack and find out
18:24:00 <milk> fucken classic
18:24:00 <milk> nah mate, I'm right
18:24:00 <milk> I actually want to have sex again
18:25:00 <TheRon> so it's been a while?
18:25:00 <milk> no no, with a female
18:25:00 <TheRon> milk's in love and this time it's different
18:26:00 <[Maverick]> so, he has been rooting men a fair bit
18:26:00 <TheRon> this time it's with a woman
18:26:00 <[Maverick]> but wants to give the sheilas a bit of a go again
18:26:00 <milk> see, I don't consider a man punching me in the face, pinning me down and arse raping me sex
18:26:00 <[Maverick]> I thought you liked it milk
18:26:00 <[Maverick]> no wonder you never called back
18:26:00 <milk> rents due boys
18:26:00 <milk> whose turn is it this evening
18:26:00 <TheRon> you a rent boy?
18:26:00 <milk> ?
18:27:00 <milk> nah I'm on the pension
18:27:00 <[Maverick]> he rents his bum out
18:27:00 <milk> I don't have to sell my bum
18:27:00 <TheRon> that was my inference
18:27:00 <milk> TheRon, you are so naastae buttslut
18:28:00 <TheRon> my gf in inflatable
18:28:00 <TheRon> is
18:28:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
18:28:00 <FredFlinstone> sad
18:28:00 <milk> HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAahahahahahaahaha HHAHHHHAhahahahahhahaaha BANG ah fuck, blew mah shitter
18:28:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: you lawn bowling whilst in sorrento?
18:28:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
18:29:00 <TheRon> something to do with the family
18:29:00 <FredFlinstone> they arent here lol
18:29:00 <FredFlinstone> its just moi
18:29:00 <milk> I'm a rubber ball and ring salesman
18:29:00 <FredFlinstone> you sell your ring?
18:30:00 <milk> no no, I sell rubber rings to people who've blown their shitter out trying not to have their balls pulled off. then when that happens, I sell them rubber balls.
18:30:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
18:30:00 <FredFlinstone> sick
18:30:00 <[Maverick]> people like milk should not be allowed on the internet.
18:31:00 <FredFlinstone> or the web
18:31:00 <TheRon> or breathing
18:31:00 <FredFlinstone> that too!
18:31:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
18:31:00 <FredFlinstone> what time is it tonight?
18:31:00 <FredFlinstone> 7.40?
18:31:00 <TheRon> 7.50
18:31:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
18:31:00 <FredFlinstone> I hope I last
18:32:00 <FredFlinstone> been friggin tired today
18:32:00 <TheRon> plenty of bs beforehand
18:32:00 <FredFlinstone> of course thats usual
18:34:00 <TheRon> she's watching detectives, she's so cute
18:35:00 <TheRon> lumeah have you considered having a go at lawn bowls this weekend?
18:36:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
18:36:00 <TheRon> no harm in asking
18:37:00 <FredFlinstone> ope
18:37:00 <Lumeah> you inviting me TheRon?
18:37:00 <TheRon> yep i'll be on the flight to sydney
18:38:00 <FredFlinstone> hehehehehehehe
18:38:00 <FredFlinstone> bowl her over
18:38:00 <Lumeah> lol
18:38:00 <FredFlinstone> move that pin
18:38:00 <TheRon> it's a surpirisgly good first date
18:39:00 <milk> smart arse says what?
18:39:00 <Lumeah> so you can show off?
18:39:00 <TheRon> teach hands on
18:39:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10440872_10152064130017714_875483998311114251_n.jpg
18:40:00 <Lumeah> lol
18:40:00 <milk> an aboriginal did that
18:40:00 <TheRon> chicks bend over to bowl, it's awesome
18:40:00 <milk> I suggest you find out which aboriginal it was and arrest them
18:42:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10336840_10151998302082714_7565098205210620663_n.jpg
18:42:00 <Lumeah> rof!!
18:42:00 <Lumeah> yup nothing
18:43:00 <milk> really? is that what goes on in office towers?
18:43:00 <[Maverick]> milk... I found your profile pic on fbook https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10268468_10151972351232714_8829040234734617262_n.jpg
18:43:00 <TheRon> there was this 25 yo petite blonde chick that bowled this yeah, i got so distracted
18:44:00 <milk> well, I think there is some work in kununurra
18:45:00 <milk> maybe someone could interview the pub owner there
19:12:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzGfKu6_loI
19:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: XTC - Senses Working Overtime (Feb 22, 2010) 4:36 - Category: Music - 74,660 - 379 likes (98.4%), 6 dislikes (1.6%)
19:19:00 <partay> chupa mi pene
19:41:00 <doctor> kitty come to visit
19:45:00 <doctor> i tells ya what, if you don't have a cat to come visit you every once in a while to remind you how terrible you are for having a thing depend on you to live - you're not learning anything about life at all
19:46:00 <doctor> i suppose children would do the same thing
19:46:00 <partay> then robot fucked the whole soroirty house
19:47:00 <robot> lol
19:48:00 <Maurice> He's a filthy man whore
19:50:00 <robot> hows ev1
19:51:00 <milk> fuck me, how funny was that D-Day re-enactment on ABC24?
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> beg ya pardon?
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> and they've been covering it since about 5am
19:52:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> what was funny about it?
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler
19:52:00 <milk> they ripped their President off
19:53:00 <doctor> people on tv died, that's pretty funny
19:53:00 <milk> so when does the Normandy Blood Orgy start?
19:55:00 <TheRiddler> lol blues with the wrong shorts
19:55:00 <milk> Dr Homosexual, Dr Homosexual, paging Dr Homosexual, no not you the really camp one...
20:03:00 <Bastardly_One> have we?
20:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I might turn it on
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> they had to change them
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooooh
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> they had on white shorts
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I better not watch though
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> we're winning
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I watch we lose
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> well, actually considering it's Geelong's home game we would of had the right shorts on
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking bartel
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck off you champion
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> miss cunt!
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right as if he was ever gonna miss
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> well it would of clashed with their own outfit lol
20:07:00 <TheRiddler> tops even
20:08:00 <Picard> im naked
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> was more a comment than anything
20:08:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One are u high?
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> not yet
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> watch this TheRiddler
20:10:00 <Picard> bashed and robbed any kids today?
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll be a point
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh just some old ladies
20:10:00 <Picard> oh sorry your not slinky_J
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I raped a couple of midgets
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> you ok with that?
20:11:00 <Picard> yeah cool
20:12:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is this new look on men? we're too lazy to shave so we'll try and look cool
20:12:00 <Bastardly_One> but really look like gutter dwellers
20:12:00 <Bastardly_One> half of carlton has it at present
20:13:00 <Picard> yeh cunts are to lazy to shave
20:13:00 <[Maverick]> have you looked in the mirror?
20:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I am an old dero though
20:13:00 <Picard> have u?
20:13:00 <Bastardly_One> and nice goal
20:18:00 <doctor> you have to earn a beard. young people shouldn't have one
20:20:00 <TheRiddler> they're not real beards tho lol
20:20:00 <doctor> a beard is one of those things you wear not out of pride but because you've lived long enough to entail the mishaps in life you dare not share openly with anyone
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> not when they're like Mark Murphey's bunch of bushranger pubes
20:21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trying to look like this male model I can't remember the name of
20:21:00 <TheRiddler> the unshaven look
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but this model has tatts, the hipster haircut and the bushranger beard
20:22:00 <doctor> a few days growth is appropriate for anyone. just spare the beard for now
20:22:00 <TheRiddler> ben hudson had the best beard
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> mine won't grow long ... grows outward if you know what I mean
20:22:00 <doctor> throw him in the dustbin of history
20:22:00 <Bastardly_One> look like one of those dodgy fisherman
20:23:00 <TheRiddler> http://resources1.news.com.au/images/2013/05/13/1226641/017013-ben-hudson.jpg
20:24:00 <doctor> youd suit a beard Bastardly_One
20:24:00 <doctor> you've certainly lived beyond your years
20:24:00 <TheRiddler> you need too condition it and stuff
20:25:00 <TheRiddler> -o
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a beard
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> it doesn't really
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I can prove it
20:26:00 <[Maverick]> i grow the best beards
20:27:00 <doctor> i only grow a mess
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's really grey
20:28:00 <Serenity> this might kick me
20:28:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see that?
20:28:00 <Serenity> ciyrse
20:28:00 <Serenity> course
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> no way can we play this good for 4 1/4s
20:29:00 <Serenity> shut up
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know what happens when either of us get smug
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well don't curse us getting smug
20:29:00 <Serenity> i never get smug about football
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> that bartel cunt hasn't started yet
20:29:00 <Serenity> we scored a goal... lol
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> we scored a few
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> 19 to 34 start of the second
20:29:00 <zaim> is the footy on
20:29:00 <Serenity> yes i know
20:30:00 <Serenity> im watching it thanks
20:30:00 <Serenity> yes zaim
20:30:00 <stebie> slappa
20:30:00 <zaim> Serenity, thought so
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder when we're gonna be sponsored by a razor company
20:30:00 <zaim> stebie you mongolian
20:30:00 <stebie> :<>
20:31:00 <zaim> thats a purdy mouth
20:31:00 <stebie> oh that's a pelican
20:31:00 <stebie> close enough
20:31:00 <Serenity> tbwtbb
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> get ready
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> we're gonna do it again in a min
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> can't wait to see Bonny and TheRon at this rate
20:32:00 <[Maverick]> why are you hating on beards?
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> me?
20:32:00 <[Maverick]> well who else is fucking bitching about it?
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not ... just noticeable to me tonight
20:32:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> hi BastardlyOne
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> not noticed that many in one place on one football team before
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> ey Romeo
20:33:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> :)
20:33:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> how was your day?
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> busy but good
20:33:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> ah cool
20:34:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> my day was the fine just fine
20:34:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> the weather is nice today
20:34:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> hi Zade
20:34:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> hi Loof
20:34:00 <Loof> sup
20:34:00 <Bastardly_One> better than what we got up here that's for sure
20:34:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
20:34:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> up
20:34:00 <Bastardly_One> was down the other side of Melb today
20:34:00 <Zade> hello [[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_
20:34:00 <TheRiddler> because of the clash of banners
20:35:00 <Bastardly_One> noticeablly warmer
20:35:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> Zade got a coffee buzz going?
20:35:00 <TheRiddler> 0,2CARLTON GOAL!!!!!!!!
20:35:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> :)
20:35:00 <zaim> what are the scores.. and whos playing
20:35:00 <Zade> not really, how about you [[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_?
20:35:00 <Bastardly_One> 26 to 34
20:35:00 <Serenity> carlton and cats
20:35:00 <Serenity> 34 26
20:35:00 <Bastardly_One> Geelong and Carlton
20:35:00 <zaim> what quarter
20:35:00 <Bastardly_One> 2nd
20:35:00 <Serenity> 2ns
20:35:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> yeah i mix coffee with beer
20:35:00 <Serenity> 2nd
20:35:00 <TheRiddler> 2nd
20:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> gross
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 mins in
20:36:00 <Zade> i mix espresso with baileys
20:36:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> sweet sweet
20:36:00 <zaim> looks like they dont wanna let eachother score
20:36:00 <stebie> 0,12WESTERN BULLDOGS GOAL !!!!
20:36:00 <stebie> 0,4WESTERN BULLDOGS GOAL !!!!
20:36:00 <zaim> lol qt
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> 0,12WESTERN BULLDOGS GOAL!!!!!!!!
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> 0,4WESTERN BULLDOGS GOAL!!!!!!!!
20:36:00 <Loof> fuck this
20:36:00 <stebie> !!!
20:36:00 <Serenity> ans stay out
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
20:36:00 <zaim> finally loof is gone
20:36:00 <Zade> so thats all you have to do
20:36:00 <stebie> was gonna say, maybe we should do it more often
20:36:00 <stebie> haha
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah footy
20:37:00 <dematerialised> i specifically remember loof saying he didnt want to come back
20:37:00 <zaim> who is he
20:37:00 <Serenity> mine sucks
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> or your aninals
20:37:00 <dematerialised> we should embrace him
20:37:00 <dematerialised> and welcome him
20:37:00 <dematerialised> as a friend
20:37:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> Zade been outside today at all?
20:37:00 <stebie> he's... so ronery.
20:37:00 <dematerialised> no more hate
20:37:00 <dematerialised> only love
20:37:00 <dematerialised> cuddles for everyone
20:37:00 <Serenity> he wants us to entertain him
20:37:00 <dematerialised> except that Piet fag
20:37:00 <dematerialised> i don't want aids
20:37:00 <Serenity> instead of you know initiating conversation
20:37:00 <Serenity> we have to do it for him
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> and also humour him
20:37:00 <Zade> yes i have [[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_, went to gym, then to work and then to gym
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> don't dare disagree with Loof
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll come kill ya!
20:38:00 <dematerialised> haha
20:38:00 <dematerialised> thought that was saemon
20:38:00 <stebie> e-kill or irl-kill?
20:38:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> ah cool sounds like your getting fit
20:38:00 <dematerialised> he'd come kill ya with his kickboxing
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> irl kill
20:38:00 <stebie> geelong's back in it
20:38:00 <Picard> fuck this
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's gonna kill Maurice's kids
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> probably Serenity's too these days
20:39:00 <stebie> really? lol
20:39:00 <Zade> did you go outside today [[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_?
20:39:00 <stebie> he can have mine
20:39:00 <Picard> loof is a fuck head
20:39:00 <Picard> just like pandis
20:39:00 <Picard> might go to bed
20:39:00 <Zade> hello Picard
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I distinctly remember him wishing he had Maurice's address recently
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think that was when he was trying to get perm banned
20:40:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> i did for about 30 minutes
20:40:00 <Picard> hey zade
20:40:00 <Serenity> oh nah hes not gonna kill my kids
20:40:00 <Serenity> just likes to make fun of my 'ugly retard' son
20:40:00 <ShadowLurker> he wants to kill Maurice
20:40:00 <[Maverick]> lol.. saemon and kickboxing
20:40:00 <Picard> lol
20:41:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
20:41:00 <partay> Maurice would kick his fat ass
20:41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh!
20:41:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOLOL
20:41:00 <Maurice> I'll rip him a new one
20:41:00 <ShadowLurker> or 5
20:41:00 <Zade> nice one [[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_
20:41:00 <Serenity> we're talking about loof
20:41:00 <Serenity> now saemon
20:41:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> :)
20:41:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off [[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_
20:41:00 <Serenity> not*
20:42:00 <[Maverick]> I know
20:42:00 <TheRiddler> lol what's with his hawkins and his shirts every game
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know huh?
20:42:00 <partay> [[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_ have i told you just how fucked your nick is.. its annoying enough without you talking shit
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't even really do shit
20:42:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
20:42:00 <[Maverick]> I wonder if saemon has a wii, so he can pretend he can kickbox.
20:42:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> so Zade have you had dinner yet tonight?
20:42:00 <Bastardly_One> that last post was to TheRiddler
20:42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:43:00 <[Maverick]> [[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_ has chewed one too many lead paint chips
20:43:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> Partgay ist's all [[[x's]]] fault
20:43:00 <TheRiddler> I think he gets in fights mostly
20:43:00 <Zade> no i have not had dinner, how about you [[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_?
20:43:00 <[[[[[Romeo]aLiEn8D_> dinner soon yes
20:43:00 <TheRiddler> I remember he went through 2 in 1 game
20:43:00 <Serenity> im about one more goal from rage turning this shit off
20:43:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, I'm starting to think he just comes out wearing one like that
20:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you all
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> probably too muscly
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> stop putting too much faith in us or we lose
20:44:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> muscular
20:44:00 <Serenity> turn it off now
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I am!
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> gibbss
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> you too!
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> 0,2CARLTON GOAL!!!!!!!!
20:44:00 <TheRiddler> they're still in it
20:44:00 <aLiEn> Partay is this better?
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's better
20:44:00 <aLiEn> i want more weed
20:44:00 <Zade> what are you having for dinner aLiEn?
20:44:00 <aLiEn> :)
20:45:00 <Bastardly_One> keep thinking we're fucked
20:45:00 <Bastardly_One> we're turning us around
20:45:00 <partay> you dont need more drugs
20:45:00 <aLiEn> steak and kebabs
20:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna go on a store run soon
20:45:00 <Bastardly_One> just so we can be 20 goals in front by half time :P
20:45:00 <Zade> nice
20:45:00 <Serenity> bring me some malteasers plz
20:46:00 <bert187[dvdz]> CMON CARLTON
20:46:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, not had them for ages ... good plan
20:46:00 <bert187[dvdz]> Whats the score Serenity ?
20:46:00 <[Maverick]> bring me some buds
20:46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'll get some of them ... but might as well wait for half time now
20:46:00 <Serenity> cats 45 carlton 41
20:46:00 <bert187[dvdz]> tight game
20:46:00 <bert187[dvdz]> atm
20:46:00 <Serenity> cats 46
20:47:00 <Serenity> dickhead just missed an easy goal
20:47:00 <[Maverick]> tighter than Serenity's twat
20:47:00 <Serenity> you know it
20:47:00 <[Maverick]> ;)
20:47:00 <partay> lol the Lions beat Carlton
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse the fuck me
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's time for that ... excursion
20:48:00 <aLiEn> the lions ate partay
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> that was uber gay
20:48:00 <Serenity> what
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> that fucking goal
20:48:00 <Bastardly_One> bastards
20:48:00 <aLiEn> the goal is to get stoned
20:48:00 <Serenity> would help if those blue cunts werent falling over their own feet
20:49:00 <Bastardly_One> come on!
20:49:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ikr?
20:49:00 <Serenity> was that a mark???
20:49:00 <Serenity> yes!
20:49:00 <[Maverick]> no.. it was a micheal
20:49:00 <aLiEn> Serenity what kind of things are you into apart from afl?
20:49:00 <Doodle> cock
20:49:00 <Serenity> fuck off romeo
20:49:00 <Bastardly_One> do you know that male model I mean that Mark Murphey kind of looks like?
20:49:00 <aLiEn> ahaha
20:49:00 <[Maverick]> cock
20:50:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember the guy's name
20:50:00 <Serenity> no
20:50:00 <Bastardly_One> WOOT!
20:50:00 <aLiEn> anyone had a coffee today?
20:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I must say he's playing well tonight
20:50:00 <TheRiddler> wtf was that
20:50:00 <aLiEn> i had one when i woke up
20:50:00 <Serenity> wtf just happened
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> QUE?
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I turned my head
20:51:00 <Serenity> wtf?!!??!
20:51:00 <TheRiddler> that bounce
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> what was that?
20:51:00 <TheRiddler> should of been called back
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I see
20:51:00 <Serenity> thats fucking bullshit
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> that definitely should of been called bad
20:51:00 <TheRiddler> it's why they stopped
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> *shakes my head*
20:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed that packing a bong
20:52:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t31.0-8/10257278_10152059980912331_3865280346510072131_o.jpg
20:52:00 <Serenity> homer went on an outting
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's loving his lead
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> not
20:53:00 <Serenity> he adores it
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> ban that cunt!
20:53:00 <GoTheCats> I am cheering homer on
20:53:00 <GoTheCats> so bite me cunt
20:53:00 <Serenity> you are being a cunt
20:53:00 <GoTheCats> I am not
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> notice now that fucked us completely
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> we're now confused
20:54:00 <[Maverick]> So Serenity, what do you like apart from AFL>
20:55:00 <Serenity> someone break bartels knee or something
20:55:00 <[Maverick]> Does Malthouse have a gameplan in braille?
20:56:00 <Serenity> yarrans going bald lol
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> the wind pulls his hair out
20:56:00 <TheRiddler> :p
20:56:00 <Serenity> hahahah
20:56:00 <Serenity> yeah when he gets across the field in 4 seconds flat
20:57:00 <Serenity> wind pulls it out
20:57:00 <Serenity> :o
20:57:00 <Doodle> ^_^
20:57:00 <clusiana> :\
20:57:00 <clusiana> what did i just walk into?
20:57:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking malaka!
20:57:00 <Doodle> dont pretend you dont like it clusiana
20:57:00 <Serenity> tore his shirt hahah
20:58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh this cunt
20:58:00 <clusiana> i am not sure what I am pretending to not be liking
20:58:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler and I reckon he walks out in torn shirts
20:58:00 <Doodle> me either
20:58:00 <clusiana> all i saw was pulling something out
20:58:00 <aLiEn> we all need more drugs
20:58:00 <Bastardly_One> he goes through at least one per game
20:58:00 <Doodle> yeh
20:58:00 <Doodle> sofa bed
20:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm turning it off
20:58:00 <Doodle> i had the urge to pull something out and double its size
20:58:00 <clusiana> aLiEn, yes I agree
20:58:00 <aLiEn> :)
20:58:00 <clusiana> a sofa bed?
20:59:00 <Doodle> ok not really
20:59:00 <[Maverick]> hahhaahahah
20:59:00 <clusiana> i feel like icecream
20:59:00 <Doodle> rly
20:59:00 <Doodle> cold and frigid?
21:00:00 <aLiEn> Doodle ever slept with a hooker?
21:00:00 <TheRiddler> lolllo
21:00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00:00 <Doodle> fuck no
21:00:00 <aLiEn> ok
21:00:00 <clusiana> yes
21:00:00 <Doodle> i dont want my penis eaten off by disease
21:00:00 <TheRiddler> a sofa bed lol
21:00:00 <clusiana> lol im glad someone finally got that bad joke
21:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've heard all about the rat's phone hookers
21:00:00 <Bastardly_One> they sound ... vile
21:00:00 <Doodle> lol
21:00:00 <Doodle> ew
21:00:00 <Doodle> i'll be right
21:01:00 <Doodle> i have hands
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah just from what I've been told
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> you know why the one in Latrobe St closed yeah?
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> a customer found his wife working there
21:01:00 <Doodle> brobably pubic lice
21:01:00 <Doodle> BROBABLY
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> and it got nasty
21:01:00 <Doodle> lol
21:01:00 <Doodle> gross
21:02:00 <Doodle> she was already nasty
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> aye *nods*
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah that's why our legal brothel didn't last long
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a handy shandy place near your place
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess you knew that though
21:03:00 <Doodle> a what now
21:03:00 <Doodle> no
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> know how near Squid's car yard you have a doctors surgery
21:03:00 <partay> most hookers are ugly
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> and a place next to it?
21:03:00 <Doodle> yeah
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> asian handjob place
21:04:00 <Doodle> lol rly
21:04:00 <Doodle> bbs
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> cool
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ bbs
21:04:00 <Doodle> jiggy jig massage
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah on the right of the doctors
21:04:00 <Doodle> sweet
21:04:00 <Doodle> i mean oh
21:04:00 <Doodle> i see
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> the doctor probably gives out perscriptions for it
21:04:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:05:00 <Doodle> lol
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently everyone knows about it ... I've seen a couple of old guys go in there when waiting for the bus
21:05:00 <Doodle> i think its a dentist
21:05:00 <Serenity> theres a 'massage' place down the road from here
21:05:00 <Serenity> thats open till like 10pm
21:05:00 <Serenity> in this seedy building
21:05:00 <Serenity> I WONDER WHAT THEY DO
21:05:00 <Doodle> wristys
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah this is the same thing
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was wondering one day in summer
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> was a blazing hot day
21:05:00 <Zade> i suspect happy endings
21:05:00 <Doodle> i'd have to walk i cant park my car there
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> how stinky it must of been as no windows were open and no visible signs of a/c
21:06:00 <Maurice> Theres one in rocko city called Wangs Massage
21:06:00 <partay> lol
21:06:00 <partay> any good Maurice ?
21:06:00 <Maurice> I bet thats mislead a few pervs
21:06:00 <Serenity> like an asian bath house
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> you can park out the front
21:06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on albert st :P
21:06:00 <Doodle> no shit lol
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> park in front of the dr
21:06:00 <Doodle> that would be inconspicuous
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> then walk to the right real quick :P
21:06:00 <Doodle> yeah but my car would still be there
21:06:00 <Doodle> and ppl would be asking me why it was there
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a dealer
21:07:00 <Doodle> lmao
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> for Squid
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck actually
21:07:00 <Doodle> i heard squids about to die
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so have I
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah good point
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> the cops would probably get your car thinking its one of his dodgy POS
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> things
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> damn enter key
21:08:00 <Doodle> lol piss off my car is 200% better than the shit he has in his yard atm
21:08:00 <Doodle> faded camaros
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but if parked near there
21:08:00 <Bastardly_One> the cops would probably think
21:08:00 <Doodle> that i have a dr appointment
21:09:00 <Doodle> its not the cops i am worried about
21:09:00 <Doodle> its everyone else round here
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> so, tomorrow
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> you're going for a walk?
21:09:00 <Doodle> perhaps
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I just a horribe vision
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> of the same sort of thing
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> what's wrong with faded camaros?
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> but only in the Ghetto
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> or delacombe
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm going to ill
21:10:00 <TheRiddler> unless they're stolen
21:10:00 <Doodle> theyre all shit heaps
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're all crash spare parts
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly imported for dodgy reasons
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> even that ford limo
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's dogdy as fuck Doodle
21:11:00 <Doodle> the black one
21:11:00 <Doodle> i've been in that
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> are they cheap?
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> or overpriced?
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> not really
21:12:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHq5z3k1XaE&feature=kp
21:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Order-Confusion (Aug 7, 2007) 10:13 - Category: Entertainment - 73,088 - 144 likes (91.1%), 14 dislikes (8.9%)
21:12:00 <Doodle> my sisters first wedding
21:12:00 <Doodle> was the grooms car
21:12:00 <TheRiddler> buy 1 as a restoration project
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> if you know your stuff they're overpriced
21:12:00 <Doodle> my car was the wedding car for her 2nd wedding
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, TheRiddler ... the guy who runs it runs the local Bandidos chapter
21:12:00 <Bastardly_One> that explain it?
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
21:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I better go do something semi constructive for a short period of time
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking +Ns
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I op in that channel ...
21:16:00 <doctor> no don't
21:16:00 <doctor> what is there constructive to do?
21:16:00 <Bastardly_One> damn you!
21:16:00 <partay> Doodle has a chick magnet car
21:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I know doctor
21:16:00 <Doodle> bloke magnet
21:16:00 <Serenity> doodle is a chick magnet
21:16:00 <Bastardly_One> still I best pretend
21:16:00 <Doodle> lol lies sezz
21:16:00 <Serenity> you areeee
21:17:00 <Doodle> if i was i'd be banging one rn
21:17:00 <doctor> i'll try motivate you
21:17:00 <B1-not-here> Serenity
21:17:00 <Serenity> hello
21:17:00 <partay> Doodle's doodle is a chick magnet
21:17:00 <Doodle> lol
21:17:00 <B1-not-here> no watching this 1/4
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> he's a chick magnet in a bloke magnet car
21:17:00 <Serenity> it sure is
21:17:00 <B1-not-here> so we can do it!
21:17:00 <Doodle> good grief
21:17:00 <Serenity> go get me chocolate
21:17:00 <B1-not-here> I was just out the door almost
21:18:00 <B1-not-here> "yes dear"
21:18:00 <B1-not-here> and goes -----------------> that way
21:18:00 <B1-not-here> fuck
21:18:00 <B1-not-here> that was the wall
21:18:00 <Serenity> go
21:18:00 <[Maverick]> it's a dude magnet.. attracts webbers and other homos
21:19:00 <Doodle> it doesnt even attract homos
21:19:00 <Doodle> just other blokes
21:19:00 <Serenity> poodles
21:19:00 <partay> [Maverick] feel free to have a Doodle off with Doodle
21:19:00 <Doodle> nope
21:19:00 <partay> like a penis pepsi challenge
21:20:00 <Serenity> what if ive seen both the doodles
21:20:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha
21:20:00 <[Maverick]> filth
21:20:00 <Doodle> wait what
21:20:00 <Serenity> i know whos is bigger
21:20:00 <Serenity> is what im saying
21:20:00 <Maurice> I've seen every doodle in the land
21:20:00 <Maurice> Except most of them
21:20:00 <Doodle> D:
21:20:00 <Doodle> lol
21:20:00 <[Maverick]> haha
21:20:00 <milk> oh, the SAS is down to 12 men
21:21:00 <[Maverick]> that's only 12 cocks you have to accomodate for then eh milk?
21:21:00 <milk> nailed one this afternoon
21:21:00 <Doodle> loool
21:21:00 <Doodle> just one?
21:21:00 <Maurice> 11 to go
21:21:00 <milk> starting my run in on #12
21:22:00 <Maurice> Jesus, make up your mind
21:22:00 <Serenity> lol
21:22:00 <milk> what they fucken hard to hit because they are such fast runners
21:22:00 <Maurice> Lollll
21:22:00 <Serenity> id do a team of cocks
21:22:00 <Maurice> You need to tie them down so they can't run
21:22:00 <milk> nah no point
21:22:00 <Doodle> sarah!
21:23:00 <Serenity> what!
21:23:00 <Doodle> lol
21:23:00 <milk> they're all out on there bikes now
21:23:00 <Doodle> can i go first
21:23:00 <Maurice> milk likes the trill of the chase
21:23:00 <Serenity> ill make them wear dingas
21:23:00 <Serenity> im not a fucken bowl of porrige
21:23:00 <Doodle> oh get fucked then
21:23:00 <Maurice> LOL
21:23:00 <Serenity> you dont have to if you go first
21:23:00 <Maurice> Gators bitches better be wearing jimmies
21:23:00 <Maurice> Or last
21:23:00 <Doodle> hot
21:23:00 <milk> well, when they ride they die if their not in the pack and the pack went east across the bridge about 30 mins ago and there was 12 of them
21:25:00 <partay> Serenity who wins the Doodle off ?
21:27:00 <Zade> go western bulldogs
21:27:00 <Serenity> i cant say
21:27:00 <dematerialised> did someone say doodle off
21:27:00 <Serenity> yep
21:28:00 <[Maverick]> SWINGGGG
21:28:00 <Serenity> i can add dematerialised to it too
21:29:00 <partay> you need some thing to put them in perspective.. like a baseball abat
21:29:00 <Maurice> Ok, Serenity and I have conferred in private and the votes are in
21:30:00 <Maurice> It turns out I win in the penis stakes
21:30:00 <Serenity> loool
21:30:00 <Doodle> a baseball bat? fuck off
21:30:00 <Serenity> ive seen partays willy too actually
21:30:00 <Serenity> oh my
21:30:00 <[Maverick]> hahahah
21:30:00 <[Maverick]> you cockslut
21:30:00 <ShadowLurker> all the cocks
21:30:00 <Serenity> thts me
21:30:00 <Loof> it's funny partgay's cockpick didn't get him any sex
21:30:00 <Loof> rejection
21:31:00 <Serenity> why would it
21:31:00 <dematerialised> didnt get me any anyway
21:31:00 <Maurice> Only his actual cock would get laid
21:31:00 <dematerialised> any way anyway way anyway
21:31:00 <[Maverick]> a whim away
21:31:00 <dematerialised> in the jungle
21:31:00 <dematerialised> de mighty jungle
21:31:00 <dematerialised> the lion sleeps tonight
21:31:00 <dematerialised> IN de jungle
21:31:00 <[Maverick]> THE LION SLEEPS TOOONIGHHTTT
21:31:00 <dematerialised> de miiighty jungle
21:31:00 <partay> poor loof
21:31:00 <dematerialised> the lion sleeps toniiiiiiiight
21:31:00 <dematerialised> a-weeeeeeeeeeeeee
21:32:00 <dematerialised> heee heee hee heee
21:32:00 <dematerialised> a whim a waayyy
21:32:00 <[Maverick]> A WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee IM ON MY WAYYY
21:32:00 <[Maverick]> hahahha
21:32:00 <Doodle> SHUT UP
21:32:00 <Maurice> Takkkkke it away pumba
21:32:00 <[Maverick]> PUMBA?
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> are you a western bulldogs supporter Zade?
21:32:00 <[Maverick]> pumba??!
21:32:00 <Maurice> Thats how they sing it in Lion King
21:32:00 <[Maverick]> yero
21:32:00 <[Maverick]> yerp
21:32:00 <Zade> of course
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> cool
21:33:00 <TheRiddler> same here
21:33:00 <Loof> and with all TheRiddler's incessant sport talk he goes back on my ignore
21:33:00 <Serenity> homosexuals
21:34:00 <Doodle> you two should hook up
21:34:00 <Doodle> lol snap
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:34:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha
21:34:00 <partay> lol\
21:34:00 <Serenity> oh ash
21:34:00 <Serenity> are you upset
21:34:00 <Zade> very few clubs can claim they have only ever won one premiership
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:34:00 <[Maverick]> hey Doodle
21:34:00 <TheRiddler> I knew zade wasn't a girl yesterday
21:35:00 <Zade> did someone show you a pic of my penis?
21:35:00 <Serenity> hehehehe
21:35:00 <Doodle> it wont work darcy
21:35:00 <FredFlinstone> go bluesssssssssss
21:35:00 <FredFlinstone> bryceeeeeeee
21:35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:35:00 <TheRiddler> no
21:35:00 <Serenity> we're not out of it yet
21:35:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
21:35:00 <[Maverick]> what won't work?
21:35:00 <Doodle> whatever song you're going to try and get me to play
21:35:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hmm
21:35:00 <FredFlinstone> i will give bryce head if we win
21:35:00 <Doodle> i have medication for it now
21:36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:36:00 <[Maverick]> I was going to ask how Rooster is
21:36:00 <milk> well it's all pretty simple. The SAS are pack of fucken jokes. If any of them had done some fucken work I'd be dead, but they all just sat around pretending to infantry having a fucken party... so now it's time for genocide
21:36:00 <Serenity> is that what its for?
21:36:00 <Serenity> ocd?
21:36:00 <Doodle> no but it helps
21:36:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> yes for OCD!!!
21:36:00 <TheRiddler> good vibrations
21:36:00 <[Maverick]> is that the name of your new video TheRiddler?
21:37:00 <Doodle> fucking good one darcy
21:37:00 <milk> TheRiddler, got balls?
21:37:00 <Doodle> now the cat is here
21:37:00 <[Maverick]> :D
21:37:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> yes
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> also SAS are superior to marines
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> in US
21:37:00 <[Maverick]> GO BLYES
21:37:00 <milk> what a clown
21:37:00 <[Maverick]> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
21:37:00 <FredFlinstone> bluesssssssssss
21:37:00 <TheRiddler> DAISY
21:37:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck
21:37:00 <FredFlinstone> pansy
21:38:00 <TheRiddler> 0,2CARLTON GOAL!!!!!!!!
21:38:00 <FredFlinstone> come on
21:38:00 <FredFlinstone> they are looking good for head tonight
21:38:00 <milk> you entire species is hinged upon a purple eunuch hit the null key when i type on an IBM you built
21:38:00 <[Maverick]> fucking
21:38:00 <[Maverick]> someone ban milk
21:38:00 <[Maverick]> please
21:38:00 <[Maverick]> he isn't adding to the convo
21:38:00 <FredFlinstone> he is a douche
21:38:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> milk....
21:38:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> is back
21:38:00 <Serenity> ive got my blues beanie baby here for luck
21:38:00 <FredFlinstone> yazzzaaaaaaa
21:38:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> err.. milk :)
21:39:00 <Doodle> bleeding now
21:39:00 <FredFlinstone> go the Abo's
21:39:00 <[Maverick]> LOL
21:39:00 <FredFlinstone> from my tribe
21:39:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> $20 for a lift to casino.... :)
21:39:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I hate trains
21:39:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> and taxies
21:39:00 <Serenity> fuck yarran is beautiful to watch
21:39:00 <FredFlinstone> yes babyyyyyy
21:39:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck em
21:39:00 <Serenity> YAHOO
21:39:00 <TheRiddler> 0,2CARLTON GOAL!!!!!!!!
21:39:00 <FredFlinstone> woottttt
21:39:00 <FredFlinstone> come on yu chuts
21:40:00 <TheRiddler> Menzzel is blitzing his opponent
21:40:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh
21:40:00 <milk> null key
21:40:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
21:40:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> !seen crash
21:40:00 <Excessive> Dark^Sarcasm, crash ([email protected]) was last seen quitting on #melbourne 5 days 58 minutes ago (6.01 20:42) stating: (Ping timeout: 121 seconds) after spending 39 minutes there.
21:41:00 <FredFlinstone> Simmmmoooooo
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> 0,2CARLTON GOAL!!!!!!!!
21:43:00 <FredFlinstone> wooooooo
21:43:00 <FredFlinstone> pansyyyyyy
21:43:00 <TheRiddler> DRAW
21:43:00 <Serenity> FUCKKK YESSSS
21:43:00 <FredFlinstone> we got em
21:43:00 <FredFlinstone> they gonna crack
21:43:00 <FredFlinstone> go get em blueiiissss
21:43:00 <Serenity> JESUS
21:43:00 <Serenity> my hearts racing
21:43:00 <aLiEn> so who's up all night to get lucky?
21:43:00 <Serenity> lol
21:44:00 <FredFlinstone> me
21:44:00 <Matthew> it's alright Carlton... you can still finish 12th at the end of the year if you manage to fluke this
21:44:00 <Matthew> there is still hope...
21:44:00 <aLiEn> coool
21:44:00 <FredFlinstone> get fucked Matthew
21:44:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> aLiEn: wanna drive me to Melb?
21:44:00 <FredFlinstone> you fuckin poof
21:44:00 <aLiEn> nah i'd rather catch a plane
21:44:00 <aLiEn> maybe walk to Melb
21:44:00 <Matthew> 138 to 57 - LOL
21:44:00 <aLiEn> but i'd surely not make it
21:45:00 <FredFlinstone> 79-80 yu dumb fuck'
21:45:00 <Matthew> how did you go back in Round 3 ? LOL
21:45:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck off
21:45:00 <Matthew> that's the only game I care about
21:45:00 <Doodle> is that Matthew?
21:45:00 <Doodle> Matthew Matthew?
21:45:00 <Serenity> i see it didnt take Matthew long to figure out his band was removed
21:45:00 <FredFlinstone> equal
21:45:00 <Serenity> not fat mat
21:45:00 <FredFlinstone> come on
21:45:00 <FredFlinstone> dumb fuck'
21:45:00 <Doodle> no
21:46:00 <[Maverick]> gay matthew
21:46:00 <Doodle> fat mat cant use keyboards
21:46:00 <Serenity> yuh
21:46:00 <FredFlinstone> that too
21:46:00 <Doodle> without his dialling wand
21:46:00 <FredFlinstone> sucks essendon cock
21:46:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha
21:46:00 <Doodle> wb Matthew
21:46:00 <Matthew> poor Mick!!!
21:46:00 <Matthew> http://tiny.cc/1z60gx
21:46:00 <aLiEn> Dak Sarcasm are you not in Melb allready?
21:46:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> anyone going out tonight?
21:46:00 <aLiEn> Dark Sarcasm are you not in Melb allready?
21:47:00 <FredFlinstone> poor you you wont haven any players sson
21:47:00 <FredFlinstone> soon
21:47:00 <FredFlinstone> all fucked
21:47:00 <[Maverick]> I might become a Blues supporter
21:47:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I'm about to catch a train, just hoping to get a lift instead
21:47:00 <aLiEn> ok
21:47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:47:00 <aLiEn> cool
21:47:00 <Zade> i am heading out lter
21:47:00 <Zade> later
21:47:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
21:47:00 <FredFlinstone> I want someone to cum here
21:48:00 <aLiEn> Zade what are your turn ons?
21:48:00 <Doodle> why are you pointing at your mouth FredFlinstone
21:48:00 <aLiEn> i like girls in dresses
21:48:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
21:48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> I like girls out of dresses
21:48:00 <Serenity> i like boys in dresses
21:48:00 <FredFlinstone> et fucked Doodle
21:48:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Serenity likes being out of dresses
21:48:00 <Doodle> i like boys in dresses in Serenity
21:48:00 <aLiEn> hehe
21:48:00 <Zade> my turn ons are sex
21:48:00 <Serenity> :o
21:48:00 <aLiEn> ok nice
21:49:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> you peeps are weird
21:49:00 <FredFlinstone> yes1
21:49:00 <FredFlinstone> we are
21:49:00 <FredFlinstone> who fuckin cares
21:49:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> Frankston - City anyone?
21:49:00 <doctor> you want nonweird people? go hang out with those friends you cherish so very much
21:49:00 <FredFlinstone> I am down more than there
21:50:00 <aLiEn> Zade what are your plans for the winter?
21:50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> shh doctor
21:50:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> just coz I haven't been here for a while, doesn't mean you get to talk
21:50:00 <FredFlinstone> go blues can we do it?
21:50:00 <FredFlinstone> yes we can!
21:50:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck em all
21:50:00 <doctor> a few weeks isn't that long
21:50:00 <FredFlinstone> come on
21:51:00 <Zade> well i am going to falls creek a few times hopefully before going to europe in july/august
21:51:00 <simba> (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅CEREAL_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~
21:51:00 <aLiEn> ah swell
21:51:00 <aLiEn> hi simba
21:51:00 <simba> hi alien head
21:52:00 <aLiEn> im gunna coccon myself inside this caravan
21:52:00 <aLiEn> :)
21:52:00 <Doodle> cockon
21:52:00 <simba> dont
21:52:00 <aLiEn> simba .got any games>?
21:53:00 <simba> maybe youll come out tomorrow a beautiful mechanical giant butterfly
21:53:00 <Doodle> unlikely
21:53:00 <aLiEn> lol cool
21:53:00 <aLiEn> sure why? not
21:53:00 <simba> ur the caravan 2 butterfly transformer
21:53:00 <aLiEn> it could happen
21:53:00 <FredFlinstone> why is your nick Doodle doodle?
21:53:00 <Serenity> because he loves to draw
21:53:00 <Doodle> i like to draw
21:53:00 <Serenity> duh
21:53:00 <FredFlinstone> cos you like Doodle?
21:53:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
21:54:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
21:54:00 <Doodle> why does your nick only have one t in it?
21:54:00 <TheRiddler> walker
21:54:00 <FredFlinstone> come on the abo's
21:54:00 <FredFlinstone> Walkerrrrrrr
21:54:00 <simba> i didnt even notice that
21:54:00 <simba> Flin Stone
21:55:00 <Doodle> its driving my ocd doolally
21:55:00 <FredFlinstone> we are everywhere
21:55:00 <aLiEn> flint stoned
21:55:00 <FredFlinstone> farkin
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> offline
21:55:00 <Serenity> danm it walker
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:55:00 <FredFlinstone> ooerrrr
21:55:00 <TheRiddler> over the line
21:55:00 <FredFlinstone> chance here
21:55:00 <Doodle> fuck sake
21:56:00 <aHaHa> ahaha
21:56:00 <FredFlinstone> you like to fuck Sake?
21:56:00 <aHaHa> so um burgerssssssssssss
21:56:00 <FredFlinstone> we going ok
21:56:00 <FredFlinstone> not giving up
21:56:00 <simba> go cats
21:57:00 <FredFlinstone> the chunts on the tele say cats
21:57:00 <alienatedRomeo> go the lion king
21:57:00 <FredFlinstone> and you too you chunt Simba
21:57:00 <simba> im thinking of me tips
21:57:00 <FredFlinstone> Gibbs BOG
21:57:00 <Serenity> good boy garlet
21:57:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck
21:57:00 <FredFlinstone> go the abo's
21:57:00 <alienatedRomeo> simba what?
21:57:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck
21:58:00 <Serenity> fucking helll
21:58:00 <alienatedRomeo> simba do you like movies?
21:58:00 <Serenity> they need to turn these points into goals
21:58:00 <TheRiddler> I like the docherty pick up
21:58:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh
21:58:00 <FredFlinstone> he picks up well
21:58:00 <TheRiddler> I mean in the trade
21:58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:58:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
21:58:00 <TheRiddler> also
21:58:00 <alienatedRomeo> pleasuring is a guy
21:58:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
21:58:00 <alienatedRomeo> me thinks
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> he's a fantasy game relevent
21:59:00 <alienatedRomeo> The Riddler do you like movies?
21:59:00 <FredFlinstone> who cares tonight
21:59:00 <FredFlinstone> as long as Carlton wins
21:59:00 <TheRiddler> yes
21:59:00 <alienatedRomeo> cool
21:59:00 <Serenity> GOD
21:59:00 <Serenity> I CANT BREATHE
21:59:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
21:59:00 <alienatedRomeo> what kind of movies do you like?
21:59:00 <Zade> porn
21:59:00 <alienatedRomeo> i am GOD
22:00:00 <alienatedRomeo> gods porn
22:00:00 <alienatedRomeo> ZZZaDe
22:00:00 <Serenity> YARRAN
22:00:00 <FredFlinstone> yazaaaaaa
22:00:00 <TheRiddler> yarran stole their bike :p
22:00:00 <FredFlinstone> go the abo's
22:00:00 <alienatedRomeo> what kind of movies do you like? The Riddler?
22:00:00 <FredFlinstone> he is from my tribe
22:01:00 <partay> carn cats
22:01:00 <TheRiddler> most kinds
22:01:00 <alienatedRomeo> u r God
22:01:00 <alienatedRomeo> ok cool
22:01:00 <alienatedRomeo> i have popcorn
22:01:00 <TheRiddler> except romantic comedies etc
22:01:00 <alienatedRomeo> and movies :)
22:01:00 <FredFlinstone> suck me off1
22:01:00 <alienatedRomeo> ok
22:01:00 <Serenity> i cant handle this
22:01:00 <partay> how much longer left?
22:02:00 <Serenity> 14
22:02:00 <FredFlinstone> Gibbbsssssss
22:02:00 <FredFlinstone> come onnnnn
22:02:00 <partay> 14 mins ?
22:02:00 <Serenity> yeah
22:02:00 <FredFlinstone> I will give you head
22:02:00 <aaaaaaaaaaaaaa> +
22:02:00 <Serenity> boom boom boom boom
22:02:00 <FredFlinstone> kick it
22:02:00 <Serenity> thts my heart
22:02:00 <aaaaaaaaaaaaaa> +++++
22:02:00 <FredFlinstone> he is hot
22:02:00 <aaaaaaaaaaaaaa> my enter key was jammed with cum
22:02:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah baby ;;;;;;;
22:02:00 <TheRiddler> 0,2CARLTON GOAL!!!!!!!!
22:03:00 <simba> bs
22:03:00 <aaaaaaaaaaaaaa> anyone high?
22:03:00 <aaaaaaaaaaaaaa> simba no bs
22:03:00 <FredFlinstone> I am goann cum
22:03:00 <TheRiddler> someone tell me if this crows banner is anygood
22:03:00 <TheRiddler> 4,2ADELAIDE GOAL!!!!!!!!
22:03:00 <TheRiddler> 2,4ADELAIDE GOAL!!!!!!!!
22:03:00 <TheRiddler> 2,8ADELAIDE GOAL!!!!!!!!
22:03:00 <TheRiddler> 8,2ADELAIDE GOAL!!!!!!!!
22:03:00 <partay> lets go Cats
22:03:00 <Maurice> No
22:03:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck adelaide
22:04:00 <aaaaaaaaaaaaaa> geelongs a dirty old shithole
22:04:00 <aaaaaaaaaaaaaa> :P
22:04:00 <TheRiddler> it is based on their geurnseys
22:04:00 <Serenity> its as good as its gonna look
22:04:00 <partay> i just think malthouse is a shitcock
22:04:00 <FredFlinstone> whats wrong with a dirty shithole?
22:04:00 <Serenity> YEOWWW
22:04:00 <FredFlinstone> murphyyyyyyyy
22:04:00 <FredFlinstone> coem onnnnnnnn
22:04:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh we can do it
22:04:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck those cunts who think they know
22:05:00 <nothingbut> ...
22:05:00 <FredFlinstone> yessssssssss
22:05:00 <TheRiddler> 0,2CARLTON GOAL!!!!!!!!
22:05:00 <FredFlinstone> go babiessssssss
22:05:00 <Serenity> YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
22:05:00 <FredFlinstone> wooot head jobs for alll
22:05:00 <nothingbut> my plant is still small
22:06:00 <nothingbut> ive run out of weed again
22:06:00 <nothingbut> oh well
22:06:00 <FredFlinstone> I am gonna get so smashed if we win
22:06:00 <nothingbut> that's life
22:06:00 <FredFlinstone> cunt
22:06:00 <Serenity> shit
22:06:00 <nothingbut> sex
22:06:00 <FredFlinstone> where?
22:06:00 <nothingbut> somewhere
22:07:00 <nothingbut> somewhere over the rainbow
22:07:00 <nothingbut> :P
22:07:00 <partay> i think a mate of mine might have a problem... he constantly sends me porn links and they ALL are of chicks masturbating
22:07:00 <TheRiddler> my kind of guy lol
22:07:00 <Doodle> poof
22:07:00 <Serenity> LOL shit
22:07:00 <nothingbut> anyone wanna grow plants with me?
22:08:00 <simba> he does have a problem, he’s sharing porn with a gay man
22:08:00 <Doodle> lol
22:08:00 <Doodle> he's trying to cure you
22:08:00 <simba> cure your illness
22:08:00 <nothingbut> simba do you ever get the munchies?
22:08:00 <simba> do u
22:08:00 <partay> oh simbacile
22:08:00 <nothingbut> i dure do
22:08:00 <TheRiddler> lucky
22:09:00 <slower> what has happened to geelong, such a good side, now it looks like losing to carlton
22:09:00 <TheRiddler> phew
22:09:00 <Serenity> fuckkkkkkkkkk
22:09:00 <nothingbut> i Sure do
22:09:00 <Serenity> theyre starting to panic
22:09:00 <simba> g0 k@tz
22:09:00 <FredFlinstone> no
22:09:00 <badTrash> so who's still hungry?
22:09:00 <FredFlinstone> its getting tense
22:09:00 <FredFlinstone> for what?
22:09:00 <badTrash> pies
22:09:00 <simba> bad trash
22:09:00 <badTrash> and hotdogs
22:10:00 <badTrash> and pizza
22:10:00 <badTrash> and everything else
22:10:00 <FredFlinstone> chunt
22:10:00 <TheRiddler> oh shit
22:10:00 <Serenity> :((((((((((((
22:10:00 <badTrash> :>
22:10:00 <badTrash> ..................................................
22:10:00 <[Maverick]> Wonder if an asians favourite team is the cats
22:10:00 <stebie> 0,2GEELONG GOAL !!!!
22:10:00 <stebie> 2,0GEELONG GOAL !!!!
22:10:00 <romeo> ..............................................................................
22:11:00 <romeo> shove that goal in your vagina
22:11:00 <Serenity> i just screamed lol
22:11:00 <stebie> no thanks, i just ate
22:12:00 <TheRiddler> pheewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
22:12:00 <[Maverick]> Screampie
22:12:00 <romeo> Stebie what kind of things do youy like to do in your spare time?
22:12:00 <Serenity> fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
22:12:00 <TheRiddler> that was scary
22:12:00 <TheRiddler> 8mins to go
22:12:00 <romeo> Doodle looks gangster
22:12:00 <Doodle> thank god
22:12:00 <Serenity> shit
22:12:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
22:12:00 <Serenity> im gonna throw something at the tv
22:13:00 <FredFlinstone> we will get done
22:13:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
22:13:00 <FredFlinstone> your tits?
22:13:00 <Serenity> no!
22:13:00 <Serenity> they dont deserve those
22:13:00 <partay> Lets go CATS
22:13:00 <FredFlinstone> hahhaah yur hubby?
22:13:00 <Serenity> yeah they can have him
22:13:00 <TheRiddler> omg
22:13:00 <Serenity> OMG
22:13:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
22:13:00 <romeo> anyone got pies?
22:13:00 <Serenity> worst call ever lol but yay
22:14:00 <romeo> fuck im hungry
22:14:00 <FredFlinstone> gibbs has been awesone
22:14:00 <TheRiddler> 2pts
22:14:00 <Serenity> one more goal
22:14:00 <Serenity> just one fucking more
22:14:00 <stebie> romeo, i don't have much spare time, but when i do, i like conversing with your riveting self
22:14:00 <FredFlinstone> yes we always lose those
22:14:00 <FredFlinstone> we are gawn
22:14:00 <[Maverick]> Thars what she says to paulie
22:14:00 <Maurice> At your 11inch tv
22:14:00 <Serenity> yeh :<
22:14:00 <[Maverick]> Just one fucking more :
22:15:00 <faux> goooooood eveningggggg
22:15:00 <Maurice> I've seen dicks bigger than your tv
22:15:00 <stebie> whose tv?
22:15:00 <Maurice> Serenitys
22:15:00 <romeo> anyone got insomnia?
22:15:00 <Maurice> Lay off the drugs and you might sleep
22:15:00 <faux> rude assholes
22:15:00 <stebie> yeah
22:15:00 <romeo> ahaha
22:15:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
22:15:00 <Maurice> OH HI FAUX
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> 1pt
22:16:00 <faux> NAH NAH TOO LATE
22:16:00 <romeo> stebie when are we gunna cyber?
22:16:00 <Maurice> Guess what we just finished watching
22:16:00 <faux> tvd?
22:16:00 <partay> HI FAUX
22:16:00 <Maurice> I said we, not me
22:16:00 <faux> HELLO
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> stibbie
22:16:00 <faux> frozen
22:16:00 <Maurice> As in me and the spawn
22:16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:16:00 <Maurice> Thats the one
22:16:00 <Maurice> LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOOOOR
22:16:00 <faux> noice
22:16:00 <stebie> romeo, when i over-self-medicate
22:16:00 <romeo> ahahaha
22:16:00 <Maurice> Apparently my child was singing the songs on the bus on his way home from camp
22:17:00 <Maurice> How embarrassing
22:17:00 <faux> lmao
22:17:00 <faux> t
22:17:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckkkkkkk
22:17:00 <TheRiddler> 0,2CARLTON GOAL!!!!!!!!
22:17:00 <Serenity> FUCKKKK
22:17:00 <FredFlinstone> yesssssss
22:17:00 <Serenity> YESSS
22:17:00 <Serenity> YOU BEAUTIFUL CUNT
22:17:00 <FredFlinstone> I gona suck him off
22:17:00 <FredFlinstone> big time
22:17:00 <faux> allllll my life has been a series of dooors in my faaaace
22:17:00 <ness> calm down its just football
22:17:00 <Serenity> fuck i just yelled out haha
22:18:00 <Serenity> cats are all O_O
22:18:00 <FredFlinstone> and if he is lucky he can get rimmed too
22:18:00 <Doodle> wut
22:18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:18:00 <FredFlinstone> I gonna shit myself
22:18:00 <faux> golly
22:18:00 <faux> pls dont
22:18:00 <Serenity> hahah me to fred
22:18:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
22:18:00 <Serenity> too
22:18:00 <faux> 4 Maurice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVVTZgwYwVo
22:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Idina Menzel - Let It Go (from "Frozen") (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - 24,219,408 - 125,559 likes (94.3%), 7,622 dislikes (5.7%)
22:19:00 <Serenity> longest three minutes in the world
22:19:00 <Serenity> ive had roots go quicker than this
22:19:00 <faux> you boned my ex?
22:19:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
22:19:00 <Maurice> Poor form, ShadowLurker
22:19:00 <FredFlinstone> coem one
22:19:00 <partay> lol
22:19:00 <partay> 3 minutes ?? did hang around after ?
22:20:00 <Maurice> That included cuddling afterwards
22:20:00 <Serenity> lool
22:20:00 <FredFlinstone> jamo
22:20:00 <[Maverick]> he had to dry off the carpet
22:20:00 <partay> the curtains
22:20:00 <romeo> faux what's a nice girl like you doing here?
22:20:00 <Serenity> dont make me vomit
22:20:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck i am wet
22:20:00 <[Maverick]> :D
22:20:00 <FredFlinstone> from piss
22:20:00 <faux> beats me romeo
22:20:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:20:00 <[Maverick]> shaddup saemon
22:20:00 <FredFlinstone> we cant win
22:20:00 <FredFlinstone> o way
22:20:00 <Maurice> I'd take 3 mins of boning right now
22:20:00 <faux> Maurice watch this immediately https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BS0T8Cd4UhA
22:20:00 <romeo> ok
22:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Let It Go - Multi--language "Behind The Mic" version (from "Frozen") (Date not found) 3:55 - Category: Music - 11,070,435 - 154,182 likes (98.2%), 2,847 dislikes (1.8%)
22:20:00 <faux> idk why its so funny
22:21:00 <FredFlinstone> you cunt!
22:21:00 <Serenity> noooooooooooo
22:21:00 <[Maverick]> on my way Maurice
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> shiittttttttttttttttttttttt
22:21:00 <[Maverick]> I still have a key
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> 1pt again
22:21:00 <stebie> 0,2GEELONG GOAL !!!!
22:21:00 <stebie> 2,0GEELONG GOAL !!!!
22:21:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck that
22:21:00 <stebie> so close
22:21:00 <FredFlinstone> get fucked!
22:21:00 <Serenity> FUCK
22:21:00 <romeo> my ps3 is in lock down
22:21:00 <[Maverick]> I am going to call a draw
22:21:00 <partay> 1 point game
22:21:00 <stebie> romeo, throw it out the window
22:21:00 <romeo> hahahaha
22:21:00 <stebie> FredFlinstone, hey, stop that!
22:21:00 <Serenity> im gonna cry
22:21:00 <TheRiddler> 1.52 left
22:21:00 <Maurice> Lol german
22:21:00 <Maurice> Sounds like 'teeth in me'
22:22:00 <[Maverick]> vagina dentata?
22:22:00 <FredFlinstone> that it
22:22:00 <Serenity> shit
22:22:00 <TheRiddler> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
22:22:00 <Serenity> it over
22:22:00 <romeo> bad cops bad cops
22:22:00 <FredFlinstone> we dont deserve this
22:23:00 <romeo> bad cops bad cops
22:23:00 <stebie> i guess i can't do it....
22:23:00 <Serenity> :(
22:23:00 <[Maverick]> 1min left
22:23:00 <TheRiddler> and my foxtel froze
22:23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:23:00 <Serenity> fuck foxtel 7mate
22:23:00 <stebie> reboot it
22:23:00 <[Maverick]> still time
22:23:00 <Serenity> nah its over
22:23:00 <[Maverick]> dont count your tits yet
22:23:00 <stebie> 2
22:24:00 <FredFlinstone> gawn
22:24:00 <TheRiddler> >_<
22:24:00 <[Maverick]> OH GOD
22:24:00 <simba> go cats
22:24:00 <FredFlinstone> yuo prick simba
22:24:00 <stebie> 3,8AUSTRALIA !!!!
22:24:00 <stebie> 8,3AUSTRALIA !!!!
22:24:00 <simba> u peaked 2 soon
22:24:00 <stebie> now, everyone's a winner
22:24:00 <[Maverick]> FUCK OFFFF
22:24:00 <TheRiddler> ball up 29s
22:24:00 <Serenity> FUCKKKKKK
22:24:00 <[Maverick]> that should of been high
22:24:00 <Maurice> faux
22:24:00 <Maurice> Wtf language is Flemish
22:24:00 <TheRiddler> 13
22:24:00 <faux> lmao
22:25:00 <TheRiddler> over
22:25:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
22:25:00 <Matthew> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
22:25:00 <faux> dutch maybe
22:25:00 <TheRiddler> damn
22:25:00 <Maurice> I think dutch was in there
22:25:00 <Serenity> fucking hell
22:25:00 <simba> cats win
22:25:00 <Maurice> Flemish was the end one
22:25:00 <FredFlinstone> get fucked
22:25:00 <Serenity> why did that dumb cunt ump blow the whistle lol
22:25:00 <Maurice> Google says its belgian dutch
22:26:00 <partay> BAM
22:26:00 <partay> yay CATS
22:26:00 <Serenity> far out man
22:26:00 <partay> carlton *choke*
22:26:00 <Matthew> Carlton have been 16 points up with ten minutes to go TWICE in the last two weeks... and LOST
22:26:00 <faux> yeah
22:26:00 <partay> hahaha
22:27:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d458sm5ToWk
22:27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Louis CK on piracy in Australia (Date not found) 1:22 - Category: Film & Animation - 18,592 - 275 likes (99.6%), 1 dislikes (0.4%)
22:27:00 <Matthew> bahahaha
22:27:00 <faux> the wind is howling like theswirling storm insiiiiide
22:27:00 <stebie> shitstorm
22:27:00 <faux> lmao
22:28:00 <Serenity> turbo is mocking me by eating my shoelaces
22:28:00 <Serenity> SEE BITCH CATS RULE
22:28:00 <simba> we in de murda biness
22:29:00 <princesssofire> hii!!!
22:29:00 <Loof> simba whats the quickest way to level up on gta v?
22:29:00 <Loof> online?
22:29:00 <Maurice> Couldnt keep it in, heaven knows I tried
22:29:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/TbYEt.jpg nsfw
22:30:00 <[[XaX]]> hi Loof i found a smoke on the ground
22:30:00 <faux> yum
22:31:00 <Loof> did you eat it [[XaX]] ?
22:31:00 <simba> Loof play with my balls
22:31:00 <[[XaX]]> no but im cooking my steak right now
22:31:00 <[[XaX]]> should i smoke it?
22:32:00 <simba> no there are a couple things i guess
22:32:00 <simba> play mishens w/ me
22:32:00 <simba> sell a car as often as ur allowed
22:33:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/s526x395/400660_10151415065556840_135022627_n.jp
22:33:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/s526x395/400660_10151415065556840_135022627_n.jpg
22:33:00 <partay> TheRiddler about time... i was being to wonder when youd post some booty
22:33:00 <[[XaX]]> medium - rare bitches
22:33:00 <[[XaX]]> :)~
22:34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:34:00 <[[XaX]]> i wanna take photos of my crop
22:35:00 <[[XaX]]> simba ever been prescribed with an illicet drug?
22:35:00 <simba> Quit: Laning
22:35:00 <simba> nAh bRo
22:35:00 <[[XaX]]> ok ok
22:36:00 <simba> u ever cum inside a bibe?
22:36:00 <[[XaX]]> bibe?
22:36:00 <simba> bible
22:37:00 <[[XaX]]> oh yeah nah no that i can think of
22:37:00 <simba> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/3478/HsGmuRUAKEukePuD3xmHfA/0_0.jpg i literally love my sultan
22:37:00 <doctor> who owns a bible these days?
22:37:00 <simba> lol
22:37:00 <[[XaX]]> i want chcoalte pasta they make on masterchef
22:38:00 <[[XaX]]> 9
22:38:00 <[[XaX]]> simba you got plates?
22:38:00 <[[XaX]]> i want dinner plates
22:38:00 <faux> lol
22:38:00 <faux> :|
22:39:00 <simba> I got plates
22:39:00 <faux> what do you use now
22:39:00 <simba> theyre multiplyin
22:39:00 <simba> u better shape up.. cos i need a plate
22:39:00 <[[XaX]]> nice
22:41:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uyfjry9RB0U
22:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: New Lyrics for Old People: Jimmy Kimmel and Iggy Azalea Translate "Fancy" (Date not found) 0 - Category: Comedy - 1,227,986 - 7,198 likes (97%), 220 dislikes (3%)
22:42:00 <simba> australian rapper
22:42:00 <simba> lol
22:43:00 <faux> lol
22:43:00 <Matthew> darlinggg... leave a light on for meee...
22:43:00 <simba> roof top like we bringing 88 back
22:43:00 <faux> jimmy kimmel has the most boring voice
22:43:00 <simba> is he tom hanks or something
22:44:00 <romeo> man that steak was awesome
22:44:00 <faux> lol
22:44:00 <simba> he looks and sounds like him
22:44:00 <romeo> simba do you like girls?
22:45:00 <faux> lmao
22:45:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y1iErgBrDQ
22:45:00 <Maurice> Is it just me or is The Notebook a shit movie
22:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #6 (Date not found) 3:06 - Category: Comedy - 17,136,532 - 74,665 likes (98.2%), 1,330 dislikes (1.8%)
22:45:00 <Serenity> its just you
22:45:00 <[[aA\\> bobs burgersss
22:46:00 <Maurice> Lol ducks vagina
22:46:00 <Maurice> IT IS NOT, IT'S A SHIT MOVIE
22:46:00 <[[x]]> O_o
22:46:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> so who's sleepy?
22:46:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> hi X
22:47:00 <Zade> not me
22:47:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> ok just checking
22:47:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> i want to sleep
22:47:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> but what would change if i did
22:47:00 <[[x]]> it's over rated
22:47:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> ok
22:47:00 <simba> WTF bill murray looks like a zombie
22:47:00 <Serenity> ITS NOT A SHIT MOVIE
22:47:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE A SHIT MOVIE
22:48:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
22:48:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpOEO2gUekE
22:48:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer
22:48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #5 (Date not found) 2:31 - Category: Comedy - 14,693,469 - 62,536 likes (98.7%), 849 dislikes (1.3%)
22:48:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
22:48:00 <[[x]]> 2 out of 3 aint bad
22:48:00 <ShadowLurker> its pretty bad
22:48:00 <Maurice> God Matt Damon still looks yum for his age
22:48:00 <Maurice> Thank you
22:48:00 <Serenity> fuck you both
22:48:00 <ShadowLurker> ok
22:48:00 <Maurice> Game on
22:48:00 <[[x]]> maaatttt daeeemmon
22:49:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> [[x]] what kind of things did you get up to today?
22:49:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> i cooked a steak for dinner
22:49:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story
22:49:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> slowly running out of smokes
22:49:00 <[[x]]> mainly work, now I'm just smoking / drinking / computereringaning
22:49:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> ah cool
22:50:00 <Maurice> Thats about 4 steaks he's eaten so far
22:50:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
22:50:00 <[[x]]> think i did about 15 minutes of actual work all day.
22:50:00 <[[x]]> "compiling" ;p
22:50:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> [[x]] did you do anything last weekend?
22:50:00 <[[x]]> same thing i do every weekend.
22:50:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> i can't even remeber that far back
22:51:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> ah cool
22:51:00 <[[x]]> try to take over the world !
22:51:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> lol ok
22:51:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> got me
22:51:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> :`)
22:51:00 <simba> what the hell
22:51:00 <faux> omg
22:51:00 <simba> where did the other chris come from
22:51:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> simba wanna fuck?
22:51:00 <faux> they diss garden state how rude
22:51:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrjp6e04dZ8
22:51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #4 (Date not found) 2:44 - Category: Comedy - 21,488,225 - 72,876 likes (97.8%), 1,618 dislikes (2.2%)
22:51:00 <Serenity> [[hacktalienatedromeo\ no matter how many times you change your nick you're still a retarded fuck donkey
22:51:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> so are you
22:51:00 <[[hacktalienatedromeo\> Seeerinty
22:52:00 <comebymyhouseandfuckme> :)
22:52:00 <comebymyhouseandfuckme> i had 3 beers today
22:52:00 <simba> lol at the elaine 1
22:53:00 <Serenity> .
22:53:00 <Serenity> spew
22:53:00 <romeo> simba got any plans for tommorow?
22:53:00 <faux> seeerinty
22:53:00 <romeo> sperm
22:53:00 <Maurice> Lol I just saw the Elaine one
22:54:00 <romeo> hi ZeroDistance
22:54:00 <romeo> might cook these kebabs now
22:55:00 <Serenity> jam one up your arse
22:55:00 <romeo> it's a shame i have no more icecream
22:56:00 <romeo> i want porn now
22:56:00 <simba> jam a kebab up ur ass
22:56:00 <romeo> www.pornnowsimba.com
22:56:00 <simba> brizben_liens _FC
22:57:00 <romeo> boobs
22:58:00 <romeo> 1.00OOoo.1
22:58:00 <romeo> anyone sleep in a bedroom with carpet?
22:58:00 <faux> aww zoey deschanel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hcmz74AaXHs
22:58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #2 (Date not found) 2:23 - Category: Comedy - 29,899,695 - 158,067 likes (98.5%), 2,418 dislikes (1.5%)
22:59:00 <Maurice> I just watched the 3rd one, David Arquette and Kirstie Alley both look bent as
22:59:00 <faux> lol his teeth are so yhellow
22:59:00 <faux> -h
22:59:00 <romeo> simba do you like reading books?
23:00:00 <romeo> faux do youlike adventure?
23:00:00 <romeo> Fredflintstoned do you like flirting with girls?
23:01:00 <simba> yes.
23:01:00 <faux> i love kristen bell wah LOL https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRBoPveyETc
23:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #1 (Date not found) 3:11 - Category: Comedy - 21,115,242 - 89,655 likes (98.4%), 1,475 dislikes (1.6%)
23:01:00 <[[G0D]]> cool
23:01:00 <[[G0D]]> what kind of books do you like simba?
23:02:00 <simba> the ones that smell like history
23:02:00 <HACKT> ok ok cool
23:03:00 <HACKT> anyone sleep in a bedroom with carpet?
23:03:00 <HACKT> i could go another yogo
23:03:00 <HACKT> or a hot milo
23:04:00 <HACKT> DRUGS WIN EVERDAY
23:05:00 <stebie> EVERDAY
23:05:00 <HACKT> yes
23:05:00 <HACKT> :>
23:05:00 <HACKT> :D
23:05:00 <stebie> :<
23:05:00 <HACKT> :)
23:05:00 <HACKT> aww
23:05:00 <HACKT> why so sad?
23:06:00 <Maurice> He's sad because you're a moron
23:06:00 <stebie> ^
23:06:00 <HACKT> fuck you cunt i'd fire you Maurice
23:06:00 <Maurice> From?
23:06:00 <HACKT> go get a real fucking job you damn tosspot
23:06:00 <stebie> Maurice is not an apprentice
23:06:00 <Maurice> I hope it's a cannon
23:06:00 <stebie> lol
23:06:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
23:06:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:07:00 <Maurice> Also, I'm a sorcerers apprentice
23:07:00 <HACKT> you nothing
23:07:00 <HACKT> nothing but a maggot
23:07:00 <HACKT> your nothing
23:07:00 <Maurice> You're*
23:07:00 <HACKT> anyone want a cake?
23:08:00 <HACKT> i get no hate mail
23:08:00 <stebie> because no-one's silly enough to waste their time
23:08:00 <faux> maurice watch the music edition
23:08:00 <faux> adam levine is in it
23:08:00 <romeo_back> whatever
23:09:00 <Maurice> Lol Im watching right now
23:09:00 <Maurice> Just saw him
23:09:00 <Maurice> Keshas a crack whore
23:09:00 <romeo_back> so are you Maurice
23:09:00 <Doodle> *Ke$ha
23:09:00 <romeo_back> :D
23:09:00 <Maurice> No, this tweet just said Kesha
23:10:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXyA-hv5IxA
23:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zomby - Overdose (4AD) (Date not found) 2:35 - Category: Music - 95,366 - 533 likes (96.9%), 17 dislikes (3.1%)
23:11:00 <bannable> Zade ever get any e-mails?
23:11:00 <Zade> yes a lot
23:11:00 <bannable> i have smokes but no papers
23:11:00 <bannable> good stuff
23:12:00 <bannable> i wanna go listen to a hole album
23:12:00 <Doodle> shelve it bro
23:12:00 <bannable> mmm
23:12:00 <doctor> holes good
23:12:00 <bannable> shelve it aye
23:13:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LmTymCWNYlI
23:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hole-Malibu(Lyrics) (Date not found) 3:51 - Category: Music - 46,849 - 166 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:13:00 <faux> llllllllllol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Axzxe1a78E
23:13:00 <doctor> She really loved him..
23:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Josh Groban Sings Kanye West Tweets (Jan 4, 2011) 2:30 - Category: Comedy - 6,052,460 -
23:18:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXSve2OgfhQ
23:18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zomby - Spliff Dub「HQ」 (Dec 13, 2011) 3:25 - Category: Music - 34,066 - 294 likes (97.4%), 8 dislikes (2.6%)
23:18:00 <ZeroDistance> doc
23:18:00 <ZeroDistance> can I pm you dude
23:19:00 <doctor> go for it
23:22:00 <[[rainingblood]]> scooby do
23:23:00 <[[rainingblood]]> i wish i could get some champagne
23:23:00 <[[rainingblood]]> anyone got a liscence?
23:25:00 <[[ilivethedream]]> fully fucking cold in perth
23:25:00 <[[x]]> better than the heat
23:26:00 <[[ilivethedream]]> ah
23:26:00 <[[x]]> good overclocking weather
23:27:00 <Serenity> not even that cold
23:28:00 <Serenity> [9:28pm] <MeGusta> Weather for Perth au last updated 9:24 PM WST on June 06, 2014
23:28:00 <Serenity> [9:28pm] <MeGusta> Temp: 18.6°C Humidity: 38% Dew point: 4°C Wind: NNE at 7.9 km/h Pressure: 1024 hPa
23:28:00 <Serenity> lovely
23:29:00 <[[x]]> 18 pffft still warm
23:29:00 <[[ilivethedream]]> how do i get a part on big bang theory?
23:29:00 <[[ilivethedream]]> do i need acting lessons?
23:29:00 <[[x]]> suck a lot of cock ?
23:29:00 <[[ilivethedream]]> or can i just rock up
23:29:00 <[[ilivethedream]]> hahahahahaha
23:29:00 <[[ilivethedream]]> ok im done
23:30:00 <[Maverick]> good.. quit
23:30:00 <Doodle> lol
23:31:00 <[Maverick]> :o
23:31:00 <[Maverick]> nooooo
23:31:00 <[Maverick]> it just can't be true
23:31:00 <[Maverick]> someone actually did something I asked them to on the internet
23:32:00 <Doodle> if only that worked with the girls
23:32:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity
23:33:00 <[Maverick]> get your tits out
23:33:00 <Serenity> you get yours out
23:33:00 <stebie> they'll be back though :(
23:33:00 <[Maverick]> they are already out
23:33:00 <[Maverick]> yeah I know :(
23:35:00 <stebie> not that high a number...
23:36:00 <faux> lllllllllllllol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWcHaRZaMy8
23:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jennifer Aniston Tests the Vibrating Bra (Feb 3, 2011) 2:18 - Category: Entertainment - 12,919,955 - 29,359 likes (97.2%), 840 dislikes (2.8%)
23:48:00 <Alburt_Enstun> penis
23:48:00 <Serenity> eat it
23:48:00 <Doodle> D:
23:49:00 <Doodle> we're not all you, sarah
23:49:00 <Alburt_Enstun> eat 10 dicks and stick em up yer bum
23:49:00 <Serenity> excuse me robert
23:49:00 <Doodle> lol
23:49:00 <Doodle> ^^
23:49:00 <Serenity> i dont hear you complaining about my penis eating
23:49:00 <Doodle> i complaing to Longie
23:49:00 <[Maverick]> complaing eh
23:50:00 <Doodle> *refer topic
23:50:00 <milk> you understand what happens when a bank extorts the government?
23:50:00 <[Maverick]> ohhh
23:50:00 <Alburt_Enstun> poo comes out
23:51:00 <[Maverick]> do you understand when you don't take your meds milk?
23:51:00 <[Maverick]> you dribble utter complete bullshit.
23:51:00 <dematerialised> I want milk to go on a taxpayer funded shooting spree on Hay St
23:51:00 <[Maverick]> :o
23:51:00 <[Maverick]> what about through armahole
23:52:00 <dematerialised> nah
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