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06:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
07:00 <Saemon> LETS GET RETARDED N HOT
07:00 <Saemon> LETS GET RETARDED IN HERE
07:00 <Saemon> omg 
07:00 <Saemon> stove boiling mi goreng in a pot
13:00 <Alburt_Enstun> coo
13:00 <Alburt_Enstun> im fukkin smashed
14:00 <Alburt_Enstun> liberty haze
17:00 <Loof> cocks will never be the same
18:00 <doctor> mine certainly isn't the same as it were in its younger years. ive tried everything to everything to waken it up
19:00 <doctor> i've tried yelling it, i've tried punching it, i've tried to reason with it
19:00 <doctor> just doesn't want to respond
19:00 <Loof> my cock too is unreasonable :~(
19:00 <doctor> they have a mind of their own. i've just learnt to let mine be
20:00 <Loof> mine requires constant entertainment
21:00 <doctor> treat it to a nice night out some time
21:00 <Mew> have you tried asmr?
22:00 <Loof> yeah i've tried addressing it as mr
22:00 <Loof> didn't help
22:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=p9tt9eWOtGk
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What is ASMR? 30 different BINAURAL triggers to find yours! (Date not found) 0 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 543,026 - 3,605 likes (94.4%), 215 dislikes (5.6%)
23:00 <doctor> she's too quiet. SPEAK UP for god's sake
24:00 <Mew> lol shhhh
24:00 <Loof> i get it from smoking cones
24:00 <Loof> tingling in my dick
24:00 <Mew> you might not get any triggers
25:00 <simba> ive got that new car smell
25:00 <Serenity> i have a new car smell spray
25:00 <Serenity> did you get into it
26:00 <simba> is it vanilla cupcake?
26:00 <Serenity> no its called 'new car smell'
26:00 <simba> brilliant
27:00 <Loof> i want vb commodore smell
27:00 <simba> these http://www.yankeecandle.com/assets/static_pages/all_about/AllAbout_image_CJ.jpg
27:00 <simba> small img
27:00 <simba> those rok
27:00 <Serenity> http://www.supercheapauto.com.au/online-store/products/SCA-Pump-Air-Freshener-New-Car-250ml.aspx?pid=222453&menuFrom=20105#Cross
28:00 <Maurice> I need that
28:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE GETTING A NEW CAR WHORE
29:00 <Maurice> Lol
29:00 <Maurice> Thats besides the point
29:00 <Serenity> leather seats?
29:00 <Maurice> Yep
29:00 <Serenity> good
29:00 <Serenity> wish i had leather
29:00 <Maurice> I still have an old car that needs sprucing up
29:00 <Serenity> dems!
30:00 <Maurice> My dad keeps going 'it might have leather seats but in summer it's going to be too hot'
30:00 <Maurice> EAT A DICK OLD MAN
30:00 <DemonsRun> Serenity!! :3
30:00 <Maurice> It has aircon
30:00 <Serenity> well put some fucking covers on it
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Serenity> or a towel
30:00 <Serenity> leather is better in the long run
30:00 <Maurice> Or use the push button start to get the aircon going before I get in it
30:00 <Maurice> Be nice and cold
31:00 <Serenity> you really like that button dont you haha
31:00 <Maurice> I really do lol
31:00 <DemonsRun> I REALLY want to go for a smoke to cook down...
31:00 <Jewel> Maurice
31:00 <DemonsRun> But champix make me feel like shit for it
31:00 <DemonsRun> #firstworldproblems
31:00 <Serenity> champix are the devil
31:00 <Serenity> how many days dem?
31:00 <Maurice> Even now when my central locking doesn't work, I use the Mythbusters method and put the key to my head and it works
31:00 <Maurice> What, Jewel
32:00 <Maurice> Cam did champix
32:00 <Jewel> even with red household goods you come across very butch
32:00 <Jewel> that
32:00 <Serenity> i didnt sleep for like two weeks
32:00 <Maurice> Just the first cycle then quit for nearly 4 years
32:00 <Jewel> ive said my bit
32:00 <Maurice> Jewel, thats the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me, thank you
32:00 <Maurice> <3
32:00 <DemonsRun> I only wanna go out for one coz it's habit 
32:00 <Jewel> wth
32:00 <DemonsRun> Not to have one
32:00 <Jewel> ok then
33:00 <Serenity> was just after i had lil i did zyban
33:00 <Jewel> whatever works for you
33:00 <Serenity> it worked i didnt smoke for like 2 years
33:00 <Serenity> but fuck i felt awful
33:00 <DemonsRun> It's way too fkn expensive to smoke now
33:00 <DemonsRun> Spesh with only frosty workin atm
34:00 <Serenity> yeah im at 4.5 years now im so glad i quit
34:00 <Serenity> i did this time cold turkey
34:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah I won't have any tomorrow. Just need to entertain myself. So bored
34:00 <DemonsRun> Haha
34:00 <Maurice> Oh I bet you gobbled
34:00 <DemonsRun> Worst part is frosty is still smoking
35:00 <Maurice> See Cam quit and I was still smoking
35:00 <Serenity> that was the easiest part for me
35:00 <Serenity> paul doesnt smoke
35:00 <Maurice> Then 4 yrs later he got drunk and decided to have one
35:00 <Maurice> Then blamed me
35:00 <Maurice> Don't blame me, bitch, you went that long
35:00 <DemonsRun> I quit, we both did. Then Matt started smoking again at work
35:00 <DemonsRun> Slowly brought it home 
35:00 <Maurice> I quite clearly told him no, numerous times
35:00 <DemonsRun> And bam I started again
35:00 <Maurice> Then he stole a smoke
36:00 <DemonsRun> Bloody men
36:00 <Maurice> I know
36:00 <Maurice> Fickle creatures
36:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking wankers more like
36:00 <Serenity> i couldnt do it if someone else here smoked
36:00 <Serenity> but cause no one here does its been easier
36:00 <Maurice> I bet you could, it's all willpower
36:00 <Maurice> I have none, obv
36:00 <DemonsRun> I need a tooth pulled. That comes before smoking
36:00 <Serenity> nah i cant
36:00 <DemonsRun> So
36:00 <DemonsRun> Smoking is going
36:00 <Jewel> whats the moral of the story
36:00 <Serenity> thats how i started up when i quit with zyban
37:00 <Maurice> Cam had smoked for like, 25 yrs and still stopped
37:00 <Serenity> my ex started smoking so i did
37:00 <Maurice> And 25 yrs is being nice, it's probably longer
37:00 <Maurice> Closer to 50
37:00 <Serenity> lool
37:00 <DemonsRun> Olddddddd
37:00 <Maurice> He is, but he still goes like a piston ;)
37:00 <DemonsRun> Oh eww
37:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
38:00 <Serenity> looooooool
38:00 <Maurice> Lol
38:00 <DemonsRun> Frosty tried cuddling up before, works himself up KNOWING it's not happening for a few days, then cracks the shits with me
38:00 <DemonsRun> Like
38:00 <DemonsRun> Wtf
38:00 <Serenity> lol men
39:00 <Maurice> It's all your fault
39:00 <Maurice> You're meant to offer anal
39:00 <Maurice> Like [Maverick] does when he's on his period
39:00 <DemonsRun> Like fucking hell
39:00 <DemonsRun> Exit only
39:00 <Serenity> unless my biology is different to everyone else
39:00 <DemonsRun> He goes, gobby? It's gobby week!
39:00 <Serenity> unless youve got a tampon in right... its still going to be messy.. right???
39:00 <[Maverick]> get fucked cunt.... *kicks Maurice* 
39:00 <DemonsRun> Well it would be if it didn't take an hour ya wanker
39:00 <Maurice> Steak and blow job week is in march
40:00 <Maurice> Serenity yes
40:00 <Serenity> ok cool
40:00 <Loof> hopefully this time when i kill myself doing a spin, keeping my electrolites up will end up with a positive result
40:00 <DemonsRun> Never said anything about steak
40:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
40:00 <Maurice> Once you remove the cork, it's messy
40:00 <DemonsRun> The cork
40:00 <DemonsRun> The saviour
41:00 <Maurice> Like going into labour and losing the plug lol
41:00 <Serenity> yeah cauise i dont like tampons
41:00 <Maurice> GUSHHHHHHHHHHH
41:00 <Serenity> so...
41:00 <Serenity> even anals gonna be messy during that time
41:00 <Serenity> so.. men are idiots
41:00 <Maurice> Oh man, I sent an sms to a friend today and went to type Tam, which is another friend, and I sent 'Gave tampon her money'
41:00 <Maurice> I don't even..
41:00 <DemonsRun> I like tampons. Feels better than a pad rubbing between your lips
41:00 <Jewel> this is getting disguisting
41:00 <simba> mm tampons
42:00 <Serenity> i hate tampons so much
42:00 <DemonsRun> Hai simba !
42:00 <Serenity> and i get a rash from pads lol
42:00 <Serenity> so...
42:00 <simba> hi DR 
42:00 <Serenity> im screwed either way
42:00 <simba> 4:1)
42:00 <DemonsRun> Oh you're fuccked Serenity 
42:00 <DemonsRun> Fucked even
42:00 <Maurice> DemonsRun, you don't put them on your face, thats your first problem
42:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
42:00 <Maurice> Silly
42:00 <simba> (̅_̅_̅_̅(̅_̅CEREAL_̅_̅_̅_̅̅_̅()ڪے~
42:00 <Jewel> you should use Libra
42:00 <DemonsRun> Wrong lips ya dickhead
42:00 <Maurice> Serenity uses a moon cup
42:00 <DemonsRun> Oh yeah forgot about them
43:00 <Maurice> I forget the other name for them
43:00 <DemonsRun> Chocolate!!! I have frikken chocolate!
43:00 <DemonsRun> Yayyyy
43:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I built a Jamie Oliver greenhouse today
43:00 <Loof> Jewel you should use a noose
43:00 <Loof> just sayin
43:00 <Maurice> And let me tell you, 5 mins in and I wanted to throw it
44:00 <Serenity> LOL i hate to agree with loof
44:00 <Maurice> Me too, but he's got a point
44:00 <Serenity> but if its truth its truth
44:00 <Jewel> abuse
44:00 <Serenity> i do use libra whats your point
44:00 <Jewel> i didnt even say anything bad to him
44:00 <Maurice> What abuse
44:00 <ZeroDistance> Truth is. Loof, needs to go to hospital.
44:00 <Jewel> hes abusing me
44:00 <ZeroDistance> that's the truth.
44:00 <Jewel> arent you going to ban him
44:00 <Serenity> no
44:00 <Maurice> ZeroDistance, you should go with him, 2 for 1 deal
44:00 <Jewel> the troll
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:00 <Serenity> hes not trolling
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> I would
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what Maurice said
45:00 <Serenity> and abuse isnt bannable
45:00 <Maurice> In this instance he's being factual
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up PieterPanda
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> but I'd be in Private Hospital.
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> doubt he could afford that.
45:00 <Jewel> Serenity my point is i was just suggesting something
45:00 <Serenity> i want to stay in a private hospital
45:00 <Serenity> i dunno what for
45:00 <Jewel> fine im gonna abuse you Serenity
45:00 <Maurice> Do it, Jewel
45:00 <Serenity> just seems like a nice holiday
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One, go take out the nose ring, and tell us again about the last twenty years of irc.
45:00 <Maurice> I double dare byou
45:00 <Loof> they have chefs
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> I didn't ask for your opinion.
45:00 <Maurice> -b
45:00 <Loof> not just cooks
45:00 <DemonsRun> Wow
45:00 <Maurice> Cocks
45:00 <DemonsRun> I missed something
46:00 <Bastardly_One> not really brat
46:00 <Serenity> someone find my blistex plz
46:00 <Bastardly_One> just a Panda rant
46:00 <Serenity> loof have you got me on ignore or not
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> I entered to stick up for Maurice and Serenity, not that they need it.
46:00 <Loof> no
46:00 <Maurice> I bet it's with mine, Serenity
46:00 <Serenity> ok thanks
46:00 <Maurice> Do you have me on ignore, Loof
46:00 <Loof> np
46:00 <DemonsRun> White choc kit kat :3
46:00 <Maurice> Thats a homo raging yes
46:00 <Jewel> hello Panda
46:00 <Loof> i dont even know why i was angry with you, you didn't do shit
46:00 <Loof> but anyway
47:00 <Loof> you didn't abuse me
47:00 <Loof> and then i said that terrible nonsense
47:00 <Bastardly_One> probably the same reason you called me a pedo
47:00 <Maurice> I DIDNT FUCKING ABUSE YOU EITHER YOU ASIAN FUCKING MOLL
47:00 <Serenity> whatever
47:00 <Serenity> all good
47:00 <DemonsRun> LOOOLLLLLLL
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ye Maurice ... indeed
47:00 <Maurice> Lol
47:00 <DemonsRun> Maurice: I think you're on ignore
47:00 <Jewel> Loof youre a tool
47:00 <DemonsRun> XD
47:00 <Maurice> I am
47:00 <Maurice> Have been since he got upset
47:00 <DemonsRun> I love ignore
48:00 <Serenity> sometimes i do wonder if his wife gets on and abuses everyone behind his back
48:00 <Maurice> I never ignore anyone
48:00 <PandasDontDrive>  Hey Jewel
48:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't give them the satisfaction
48:00 <DemonsRun> Aww how'd you upset the kid?
48:00 <Loof> nah it's just me off weed
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> talk sometime soon k
48:00 <Loof> wont happen again
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> exiting again.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> won't happen again my fucking arse
48:00 <Loof> till i run out
48:00 <Jewel> ok
48:00 <DemonsRun> Loof: Do you work?
48:00 <Loof> which is never
48:00 <Maurice> Ask him to unban me, I'm pretty sure personality #3 likes me..
48:00 <Jewel> be good Panda
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so, wanna explain the pedo comments while we're at at
48:00 <Serenity> if you bought an oz loof
48:00 <Serenity> how long would that last you
48:00 <Loof> 2 weeks
48:00 <Serenity> a week?
48:00 <Maurice> 4 days, tops
49:00 <Serenity> oh
49:00 <Loof> i buy one every 2 weeks
49:00 <Serenity> trying to work out how long it would last me
49:00 <DemonsRun> It's not about you this time Bastardly_One 
49:00 <Serenity> like 2 months
49:00 <DemonsRun> Stop trying
49:00 <Loof> lol nice
49:00 <Maurice> An ounce would last me 6 months
49:00 <Maurice> If not longer
49:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/24186240/man-cant-recallstomping-on-womans-head/
49:00 <Maurice> But thats ok, Loof doesnt have a problem
49:00 <Serenity> is an oz 28 or 30?
49:00 <Loof> 28
49:00 <Serenity> ok and a 50 is like 3-4
49:00 <Bastardly_One> 2 grams a day in other works
49:00 <Serenity> and that lasts me like 2-3 weeks
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *words
49:00 <DemonsRun> You lie Maurice 
50:00 <DemonsRun> He does too
50:00 <Maurice> Lol DemonsRun
50:00 <Serenity> id have to freeze an oz lol
50:00 <Saemon> ^ boyfriend and girlfriend. shes 19. he's 32. and he behaves like its ok to stomp on her head.
50:00 <Maurice> Exactly Serenity
50:00 <Maurice> Now you know you can be sure you don't have a problem
50:00 <Saemon> why some chicks go out with guys like that is beyond me.
50:00 <Maurice> Why Saemon is alive is beyond me
50:00 <Jewel> Loof IS the problem
51:00 <Jewel> !ping
51:00 <Saemon> i may have weird fetishes, i may be a loner, i may be socially awkward
51:00 <Saemon> but one thing i can say about myself
51:00 <Saemon> is that i will never hit a chick.
51:00 <DemonsRun> Lies
51:00 <Loof> the one thing i can say for myself is i've never played soggy sao
51:00 <Maurice> Mostly because they're men
51:00 <DemonsRun> ^
51:00 <Jewel> you sound like a stand up guy
51:00 <Maurice> He can't stand..
52:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
52:00 <DemonsRun> Perfect. Just perfect
52:00 <Saemon> chicks dont give me the time of day
52:00 <Saemon> but i bet that chick would go running back to that bf of hers who stomped her on the head
52:00 <Saemon> once he gets out on parole
53:00 <Jewel> so true
53:00 <Loof> parole stomps are the best headstomps
53:00 <Saemon> they like the bad boys
53:00 <DemonsRun> Awww Saemon is jealous
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow
53:00 <DemonsRun> How cute
53:00 <Saemon> hell yeah im fucken jelous
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon is just, without. That's all.
53:00 <Saemon> im a pretty nice guy and i get jack squat
53:00 <Saemon> some bloke kicks a chick in the head
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> He wants something he doesnt know, what it is.
54:00 <Saemon> and he gets the girl
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> he's just a person.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> right Saemon?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> just a guy yeah
54:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPanda is projecting again
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> everybody wants to be loved.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> No b1
54:00 <DemonsRun> You know the woe is me card gets old right Saemon ?
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd be you not receiving the attention you crave.
55:00 <Loof> what about pandas though saemon? he bashes chicks and still cant get laid
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> You bitch about Saemon, then when nobody else is chatting, you talk and talk with him.
55:00 <Loof> guess it's who you bash
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> Change your nick to DickSucker.
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> DickSuckerUpToAnyone
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I talk to him sometimes when people are here don't I Saemon?
55:00 <DemonsRun> I might like that
55:00 <Jewel> its the same for females too 
55:00 <Jewel> lol
55:00 <Saemon> i just exorcised yo ass DemonsRun
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> You're a fool
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> worse
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're a fucking liar.
56:00 <DemonsRun> Been done before Saemon 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> night after night the same shit PieterPanda
56:00 <Bastardly_One> give it up
56:00 <Bastardly_One> we're bored of you 
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> calling me that doesnt hurt me dude
56:00 <Bastardly_One> night after night after night
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not me, it's Mew
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> read up
56:00 <Bastardly_One> not Mew, it's some other cunt
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> and piss off.
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Don't 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did 
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
56:00 <Bastardly_One> have another 2 hr cry
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> I did.
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> over.
57:00 <simba> 04S14ystem 04I14nfo: 04C14PU:04 GenuineIntel Intel(R) Core(TM) i7 CPU Q 720 @ 1.60GHz Intel64 Family 6 Model 30 Stepping 5 7% Load 04O14S:04 Microsoft Windows 7 Home Premium 6.1.7601 64-bit 04U14ptime:04 1wk 17hrs 43mins 33secs 04T14otal 04M14emory:04 8180.46MB 04A14vailable 04M14emory:04 5107.73MB 04V14ideo:04 Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. ATI display 
57:00 <DemonsRun> Lol what?!
57:00 <DemonsRun> Panda crying?
57:00 <Jewel> aww poor simba
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all the little bipolar bear does
58:00 <Excessive> moo: os: Microsoft Windows 7 Ultimate - Service Pack 1 (6.1.7601) up: 4days 20hrs 16mins 12secs cpu: AMD FX(tm)-8350 Eight-Core Processor (x64) at 4000MHz gfx: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. AMD Radeon Graphics Processor (0x68F9) 1.00GB res: 1024x768 32bit 60Hz ram: 3386/32673.9MB (10.36%) [|---------] hdd: C:\ 158.85GB/244.04GB D:\ 1.2TB/1.58TB net: Realtek PCIe GBE Family Controller - 100MB/s 370.47MB In 654.8MB Out
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Serenity
58:00 <Jewel> i think simba needs rescuing
58:00 <Bastardly_One> after tonight ... if we can do that 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll win a game or two by the way
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> I will say this
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> for somebody that suffers from mental illness, Bastardly_One, you.
00:00 <Loof> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww yeah
00:00 <Jewel> yes wise one
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> You shouldn't bother baiting me with "Bi-Polar" bullshit.
01:00 <Maurice> He's not bipolar
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> Shows how much you truly understand your own condition.
01:00 <Jewel> everyone is mentally ill on here
01:00 <Maurice> He's multiple personalities
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> Maurice yo I'm you atm
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> >:)
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> `ban Serenity
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it
02:00 <Maurice> You can't be me, I'm sane in the head
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> damn
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm Ishmael in the head O_O
02:00 <Bastardly_One> is pretty hard to be more destestable than even beehhh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you certainly are though
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> destestable
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> calm down
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you make Saemon being gross more appealling
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> i make him gross
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you're one little fucked up unit 
03:00 <Loof> living in his mother's unit
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> you need, to learn, how to write a sentence.
03:00 <fawks> lool
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> compose a thought, b1.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I just did 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> judge not, yet ye shall.. wank off on irc, as you do.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> a couple of them 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> right there in front of your face
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One, this is what you have become.
04:00 <Maurice> You need, to learn,
04:00 <Maurice> Thats wrong
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you're one little fucked up unit ... don't worry ... mumsy will fix it for you
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> A man, in his forties. That goes on and on about the last twenty years of irc. And talks about the people on irc that don't like another person, on irc.
04:00 <fawks> Vomit
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> Do you understand, that?
05:00 <fawks> Stop overusing commas I'm about to barf
05:00 <Loof> who's Alburt_Enstun ?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> all I saw was
05:00 <Bastardly_One> rant ... rant ... rant
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
05:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone else see that?
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> fawks, didn't over use anything.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> my turn apparently fawks
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One, needs attention.
05:00 <Maurice> You did
05:00 <fawks> Ignore him b1
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> No I didn
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> t
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs to be disruptive for attention seeking purposes
05:00 <Maurice> What does Bastardly_One need to pay attention too?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been quite for hours dipshit
06:00 <Maurice> Because that sentence implied it
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Maurice 
06:00 <Loof> pandas nose -->   :~|
06:00 <fawks> Omg
06:00 <fawks> LOOF LOL
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> u catch on fast man!
06:00 <fawks> that is like 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it sure did Maurice with the comma placement
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
06:00 <fawks> Perfection.
06:00 <Maurice> You catch on fast, man!
06:00 <fawks> Roffffffl
06:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... you two continue
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to take this quick call
07:00 <Maurice> Is it a sex line
07:00 <Jewel> lol
07:00 <Jewel> so hes calling Serenity
07:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I've the hour off
07:00 <Maurice> She charges too much
07:00 <Jewel> oh ok
07:00 <Jewel> damn
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the kind of part time woman person 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> depends what day of the week it is 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
07:00 <Maurice> We skyped which is normally free and she still charged me $1.50 p/m
08:00 <Serenity> like anyone from here thats not Maurice or fawks would have my number
08:00 <Jewel> can i have it
08:00 <Serenity> yeah im gonna go with no
09:00 <Jewel> 1.50 p/m is still a good price
09:00 <Jewel> fine go with no
09:00 <Maurice> Wb spack
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and back
09:00 <fawks> Eep
09:00 <Saemon> lol sperm allegedly has anti-wrinkling properties when applied to the face like a cream facial
09:00 <fawks> Tankz
10:00 <fawks> Did your mum tell you that
10:00 <fawks> He hehe mum jokes
10:00 <Saemon> who wants to get rid of wrinkles? fawks do u want to get rid of them crows feet?
10:00 <Saemon> i will give ya soe for free
10:00 <Saemon> some*
10:00 <Loof> done much homework this week fawks?
10:00 <Saemon> cuz thats how generous i am
10:00 <fawks> Not at all loof been heaps lazy 
10:00 <Loof> same
10:00 <fawks> I still have some readings to do
10:00 <Maurice> Do you even art
10:00 <Loof> done a couple of lectures
10:00 <fawks> A couple?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, back at school are you? wonder how long that'll last
10:00 <fawks> How many do you have sheesh
11:00 <Loof> two units
11:00 <fawks> Ohhh nice
11:00 <Loof> till i run out of weed again b1
11:00 <Loof> which will be never
11:00 <Bastardly_One> sad
11:00 <Loof> i know
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you crossed a line with me with the pedo shit 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> "I know"
11:00 <Loof> there was a line?
11:00 <Jewel> get of the drugs man
11:00 <Serenity> i had a day off today lol
12:00 <Jewel> congratulations?
12:00 <fawks> Are you enjoying it so far sez
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the week off
12:00 <Serenity> yeah i really am
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and luckily someone mentioned it was a public hol on mon
12:00 <Serenity> sooo much interesting stuff
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I would of showed up
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Loof> i dont know what's going to happen with my course RMIT seems to be dying in the ass
12:00 <Loof> hope they can survive 3 yearas
12:00 <Loof> then they can die
12:00 <fawks> Nice 
13:00 <Maurice> Stupid frozen songs
13:00 <fawks> How do you link nicks
13:00 <Serenity> i actually dreamed about everything i read this week last night haha
13:00 <fawks> No one in asd is helping me
13:00 <fawks> Stupid assholes
13:00 <Serenity> it was so weird
13:00 <Serenity> oh god fawks its a pain in the ass
14:00 <Serenity> you have to make sure its done both ways
14:00 <Serenity> hang on
14:00 <Maurice> Longie helped me link nicks
14:00 <Maurice> It was a process and a half
14:00 <fawks> Ok
14:00 <fawks> Dw
14:00 <Serenity> yeah i linked 3 nicks it took us ages
14:00 <fawks> You can help when I'm on my lappy tomorrow if you want
15:00 <fawks> I'm on phone ITLL prob take forevs 
15:00 <fawks> Ty ty
15:00 <Serenity> yeah that will be easier
15:00 <Serenity> phone wont work cause you need to see the dialogue
15:00 <fawks> OK cool
15:00 <fawks> Ty
16:00 <Maurice> Shes gonna link your nick to hers and kill you everytime you join
16:00 <Maurice> MWAHAHAHA
16:00 <fawks> Lolll
19:00 <Loof> i just want a woman who can locate the prostate
19:00 <Loof> and work that shit
19:00 <Maurice> So a boyfriend
19:00 <Jewel> lol
20:00 <Excessive> eh ........ /nickop help link
20:00 <Loof> oh fuck i think i've caught my wife's ass virus
20:00 <Loof> better not fart
20:00 <Maurice> Fatassitis?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> grotty
22:00 <Maurice> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=726294684093646
22:00 <Maurice> Dafuq
22:00 <Shadowgate> type at 1am lol
23:00 <Excessive> has been
23:00 <Loof> you show that system who's boss Shadowgate WE ALL WANT TO FUCK THE SYSTEM!
24:00 <Loof> fart if you approve
26:00 <Bastardly_One> that's some good skills though
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> That's some good skill, show that system who's boss, some good skills there, good skills.
27:00 <fawks> Lmao "if you change the I in Anna faris' name to a t you get Anna farts"
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <Shadowgate> fawks you dont fart your beutyful awww
27:00 <fawks> awwwww
27:00 <Shadowgate> awww lol
27:00 <fawks> I wanna hug shadowgate
27:00 <fawks> lol hahaha
27:00 <Shadowgate> hugs lol hahahhah
28:00 <Serenity> you compliment whore
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <fawks> lol im  being him ok
28:00 <fawks> He says he wants to hug everyone 
28:00 <Maurice> He thinks he's Bond and manwhore
28:00 <Serenity> FINE
28:00 <Shadowgate> i only want to hug cute faux
28:00 <Maurice> AND A
28:00 <Serenity> you get away with it this time
29:00 <Maurice> faux doesn't hug, she castrates
29:00 <Maurice> Be prepared
29:00 <fawks> AWWWW 
29:00 <fawks> Shadowgate is me new fave
29:00 <fawks> Screw you all
29:00 <Loof> i only want curry in a hurry. can you do that for me shadowgate? can you?
29:00 <Maurice> Promises
29:00 <Serenity> if i told you you were pretty would you let me tongue punch your fart box
30:00 <Maurice> Fuck yes I would
30:00 <Maurice> I mean, would you, fawks
30:00 <fawks> Rofl
30:00 <fawks> Gross
30:00 <fawks> The thought of someone eating me burt makes me nervous 
30:00 <fawks> butt
30:00 <fawks> Bert newton
30:00 <Serenity> LOL BURT
30:00 <Serenity> HAHAH
30:00 <Maurice> Ok Mr Newton lol
30:00 <Serenity> eating me bert newton
30:00 <fawks> I love him
30:00 <Loof> his son not so much
30:00 <Maurice> Ol moon face
31:00 <Maurice> His son is fine if you like it rough
31:00 <Loof> likes to smack his bitch up
31:00 <Jewel> many women do
31:00 <Maurice> Ok Captain Obvious
31:00 <Jewel> ...
32:00 <Jewel> you can talk
32:00 <Serenity> matt newton has the most fuckead head shape
32:00 <Maurice> Who can talk
32:00 <Jewel> go use your red household goods or something
32:00 <Maurice> Because I'm pretty sure we all can
32:00 <Loof> mines similar :(
32:00 <Jewel> Maurice you know how i meant that
32:00 <Serenity> jewel sweetheart saying dumb shit about peoples household goods isnt an insult
32:00 <Maurice> Oh, you're still butthurt about my appliances going faster than yours
32:00 <Serenity> you know this right
32:00 <Maurice> Seek therapy, thats not normal
33:00 <Jewel> im just amused she was so excited about her red household goods
33:00 <Jewel> yet shes so butch
33:00 <Maurice> OH EM GEE, YOUR FRIDGE IS WHITE! CURSES TO YOU, DEVIL!
33:00 <Serenity> why is she butch
33:00 <Maurice> Yeah, I'm very manly
33:00 <Maurice> Its because of my beard
33:00 <Jewel> she has that vibe
33:00 <Jewel> a manly vibe
34:00 <Jewel> even her nick is manly
34:00 <Maurice> Don't take my word, fatty
34:00 <Serenity> does she
34:00 <Serenity> or are you just an asshole
34:00 <Maurice> Oh sorry, JenniLo
34:00 <Jewel> ah huh
34:00 <Maurice> I forgot you're from the block
34:00 <Loof> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2433738/?ref_=nv_sr_2
34:00 <Jewel> clever
34:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Wentworth (TV Series 2013– ) < - 8.3/10 of 1,079 votes - Stars: Danielle Cormack, Nicole da Silva, Kate Atkinson - Season's: 2 - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: Crime - Release Date: 2013 (Australia)
36:00 <fawks> Lol
36:00 <Serenity> Maurice
36:00 <Serenity> i made your nick red on my irc
36:00 <fawks> Jewel is a mad ATTN skr
36:00 <Serenity> thats how much love i have
37:00 <Jewel> Manrice
37:00 <fawks> What colours mine you cactusfucker
37:00 <Jewel> well i want a colour too
37:00 <Serenity> dont be jealous of Maurice jewel she cant help being cooler than you
37:00 <fawks> Yours is black so it blends with my background 
37:00 <Serenity> fawks you used to be purple
37:00 <Jewel> true
37:00 <Serenity> but for some reason it doesnt work anymore
37:00 <Jewel> how deep fawks
37:00 <fawks> OH
37:00 <fawks> I've been banisjed
37:00 <fawks> banished
37:00 <Jewel> Serenity i demand a colour too
37:00 <Maurice> (23:37:02) (Serenity): Maurice
37:00 <Maurice> (23:37:07) (Serenity): i made your nick red on my irc
37:00 <Jewel> i prefer blue
38:00 <Maurice> Now I'm going sooooo fast
38:00 <Serenity> you arent getting anything you vapid whore
38:00 <fawks> Bleep
38:00 <Jewel> fine
39:00 <Loof> i like them splitting all the lectures up into 15
39:00 <Maurice> We should see if Longie is on skpy
39:00 <Maurice> e
39:00 <Loof> min vids
39:00 <Maurice> SKYPE
39:00 <Serenity> i spoke to that asshole last night
39:00 <Maurice> My fingers are too fat for typing
39:00 <Serenity> he was meant to be on helping me with stebies access
39:00 <Maurice> He's a dickbag
41:00 <Serenity> paulie got to feel his bum
41:00 <Serenity> im jealous
41:00 <Maurice> Me too
41:00 <Maurice> I want to feel that cinema killers butt
41:00 <Serenity> hahahahahaha
41:00 <Serenity> oh god
44:00 <Maurice> Lol
45:00 <milk> apparently it's none of my business that Hammy is getting raped
46:00 <Maurice> What
46:00 <milk> no offence, but he seems to be having emotions
46:00 <Maurice> No offence, but make sense
47:00 <milk> see, if he was screaming at me hook in, then maybe, just maybe....
47:00 <milk> but it appears he wants to pack up the cricket set and go home
56:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> hey milky goodness
00:00 <milk> cocksucker
07:00 <Alburt_Enstun> its the milky bar kid
11:00 <Serenity> ded
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
12:00 <SightBlinder> saw a pic of mew's boobs
12:00 <SightBlinder> sort of
12:00 <SightBlinder> my god
13:00 <SightBlinder> Serenity a close second
13:00 <Serenity> :|
13:00 <SightBlinder> they were so round
13:00 <SightBlinder> and symetrical
13:00 <Serenity> they were pretty firm
14:00 <SightBlinder> err
14:00 <SightBlinder> symmetrical
14:00 <milk> oh dear, someone went purple on the beach at Normandy
14:00 <milk> slip slop slap
14:00 <SightBlinder> no sign of Maurice's boobs though
15:00 <milk> slip on a shirt, slop on some sunscreen, slap on a hat
15:00 <Maurice> What
15:00 <Jewel> man boobs
15:00 <Maurice> I don't have boobs :/
15:00 <fawks> same
15:00 <Maurice> I believe it..
15:00 <fawks> me nips are inverted
15:00 <milk> well if you go to the beach on a sunny day you have to take skin cancer precautions
15:00 <milk> or you go purple
15:00 <Maurice> Better than the man boobs I apparently have
15:00 <Maurice> One up
15:00 <fawks> lmao
15:00 <fawks> Ah, IRC.
16:00 <Jewel> what's it like
16:00 <SightBlinder> well the boobs I did see were much better then expected
16:00 <fawks> Fuck I just remembered I left 2 canvases to dry on my balcony today after I varnished them :/
16:00 <fawks> CBF getting out of bed though 
16:00 <fawks> hope they're OK wahh
17:00 <Maurice> DO YOU EVEN ART
17:00 <Maurice> FAKER
17:00 <fawks> LOL 
17:00 <Serenity> WHEN DO YOU EVEN PAINT
17:00 <fawks> oh yes I mean I left two non existent paintings outside 
18:00 <fawks> you never change your nick on irc to fawks-painting
18:00 <fawks> LIAR
18:00 <Serenity> so i found out not long ago shes really is a junky
18:00 <milk> no one likes me cracking funnies eh?
18:00 <Serenity> -s
18:00 <fawks> Who? Vortex Cunt?
18:00 <Serenity> yuh
18:00 <fawks> Eep
18:00 <Serenity> like big time drugs
18:00 <Jewel> hope it rains
18:00 <Serenity> dirty skank
18:00 <Maurice> Lol
18:00 <fawks> Wow
18:00 <Serenity> needles etc
18:00 <fawks> That's gross
18:00 <milk> well I went to the pub, but they no longer accept AUD$
18:00 <Serenity> thats how she lost all that fat
18:00 <fawks> I haven't seen recent pics
18:00 <fawks> Show ke
19:00 <fawks> Mr
19:00 <fawks> Me*
19:00 <Serenity> and shes got a bf but fucks around on him
19:00 <fawks> Classy
19:00 <Serenity> ill notice
19:00 <fawks> K
19:00 <milk> they only accept dinars
19:00 <Serenity> thats its dp right now
20:00 <fawks> Can't see body though 
20:00 <fawks> LOL its
20:00 <fawks> excellent 
20:00 <Serenity> thats allshes worth 'it'
20:00 <milk> either that or BankWest is ceasing trade
20:00 <fawks> Are there more pics
20:00 <Serenity> no ones from this year that i can see but theres a couple others
21:00 <fawks> Dhow
21:00 <fawks> Show*
21:00 <milk> oh you want me to call the WAAPA person on the desk at BankWest to get the run around?
21:00 <fawks> milk. Shh
21:00 <milk> much easier to just pull the pin
21:00 <fawks> Did you notice my other nick
21:00 <fawks> I just heard my lappy
21:00 <fawks> lol
21:00 <Serenity> LOL yes sorry
21:00 <Serenity> accident
22:00 <fawks> She's so ugly
22:00 <fawks> Her teeth make me nervous
22:00 <Serenity> i think its worse cause shes a complete cunt too
22:00 <fawks> Agreed
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz
22:00 <Maurice> Wait
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> do me a fav
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> um
22:00 <Maurice> Do you you mean kitty
22:00 <Serenity> yeah good one Maurice
22:00 <Serenity> lol
22:00 <fawks> Wow Maurice is so disxreet
22:00 <Serenity> LOL
22:00 <fawks> discreet
22:00 <fawks> lolll
22:00 <Maurice> DIX
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
23:00 <fawks> no DISX
23:00 <milk> you want me to pay people to talk about themselves and hate on me?
23:00 <Maurice> I stand by my opinion that shes got a large vag
23:00 <Maurice> I don't care if I have to speak to anyone about it
23:00 <fawks> Yes you should have gathered from vortex cunt
23:00 <fawks> Lol
23:00 <milk> oh, I see...
23:00 <fawks> her asshole can fit a dining table too
24:00 <Serenity> LOL
24:00 <fawks> And 6 chairs
24:00 <fawks> And a marching band 
24:00 <milk> so a game of pragmatism?
24:00 <Maurice> Anyone that throws one on her needs help, and a thicker dick
24:00 <fawks> lmao
24:00 <Maurice> So it touches the sides
24:00 <milk> ok
25:00 <Maurice> IN not on
25:00 <Maurice> My bad
25:00 <fawks> I loved the freakout about 'stray hairs'
25:00 <fawks> OMG IT HAS 2 HAIRS NOOOOO
25:00 <milk> you'll all be shot treason, you are fully aware of the consequences of your actions
25:00 <Maurice> Thanks to Serenity, I have nair
25:00 <fawks> oh no it looks like homer Simpsons head
25:00 <Serenity> omg a vagina has HAIR ON IT??? DIRTY BITCH
25:00 <fawks> lmao
25:00 <Maurice> Gotta test that shit out
25:00 <Serenity> like.. who has HAIR
25:00 <Serenity> ON THEIR VAGINA
25:00 <Serenity> lol.
25:00 <Maurice> Men do
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
25:00 <fawks> lol ffs
26:00 <Serenity> i thought that was so fucking pathetic
26:00 <fawks> Yeah her and the other cunt
26:00 <Serenity> im suprised puddying is her friend tbh
26:00 <Serenity> pudding hates fatties
26:00 <fawks> lmao
26:00 <Serenity> puddying?
26:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <milk> that's an order
27:00 <fawks> Do they even still talk
27:00 <Serenity> yeah they do
27:00 <fawks> Surprising 
27:00 <Serenity> shes always OMG U R SAH BEWTIFOOL on her pics
27:00 <Serenity> spew
27:00 <fawks> Loll
27:00 <Maurice> Jules was the best troll
27:00 <Jewel> Maurice everyone is a troll to you
27:00 <Jewel> maybe YOURE the troll
28:00 <Maurice> Fuck up, moron.
28:00 <Serenity> shut up jewel you bitter dried up slag
28:00 <Maurice> I'm very genuine
28:00 <Jewel> looks like youre in the mood again
28:00 <Jewel> a bad Maurice mood
28:00 <Serenity> im in a great mood
28:00 <Jewel> not you
28:00 <Maurice> Except for my manly habits..
28:00 <Jewel> Maurice
28:00 <Jewel> must be all those confused hormones 
28:00 <Maurice> What mood?
28:00 <Jewel> and Serenity stop being her side kick
28:00 <Maurice> I'm always a bitch.
29:00 <Jewel> a bad mood
29:00 <Serenity> ill do whatever the fuck i want
29:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
29:00 <Serenity> thanks
29:00 <Maurice> Sidekick??
29:00 <Maurice> Bahbowww
29:00 <Jewel> well then ill do what i want 
29:00 <Serenity> lol i love when they say things like that
29:00 <Serenity> its very cute
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jewel
29:00 <Maurice> I bags being Batman
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> will you do what I want ;)
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahehe
29:00 <Jewel> sure
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> samez
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> let's write up how we should and burn that and just DO STUFF!
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
30:00 <Jewel> let's
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
31:00 <Jewel> and no one else
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> just not infront of everyone, don't want to blow minds.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
31:00 <Jewel> not these man bitches
31:00 <Jewel> no we dont
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> nup
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> too good.
31:00 <Jewel> butches
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer like
31:00 <Jewel> lol
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> in any case
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> we got cute voices ;) LOLOL
31:00 <Jewel> we sure do
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino rite!
32:00 <Maurice> Yeah you don't
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> that alone is worth it.
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't interject.
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> make us sad :(
32:00 <Jewel> with the mood
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> the mood!
32:00 <Jewel> Maurice mood
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> Don't make us go Scream on this!
33:00 <Serenity> excuse me PandasDontDrive
33:00 <Maurice> It's easy to fix this
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolz sezz
33:00 <Serenity> scream is our thing
33:00 <Serenity> dont involve her in it
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> UR MY ONE AND SCREAMY
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i soz
33:00 <Maurice> I don't so Scream
33:00 <Maurice> So what she said
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
33:00 <Maurice> Do*
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 girls one guy
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> uh oh
33:00 <Serenity> Maurice is a big girls blouse
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> im so dead in this movie.
33:00 <Jewel> panda 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> IS THIS SOME CROATIAN MOVIE!
33:00 <Maurice> I am SNOT
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I DONT SNOT TO DIE
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^^
33:00 <Maurice> I've seen the first 2
34:00 <Maurice> After that, meh
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love all of them
34:00 <Maurice> The first one I woke up to fanta on white carpet
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima ask sezz which i should watch later today
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> later today.. lol
34:00 <Maurice> I was 19
34:00 <Maurice> Ish
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was 15 i think no 14 when scream came out
35:00 <Jewel> oh
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> only saw scream 4 at cinemas
35:00 <Jewel> licks hey
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Watching SUNSHINE atm
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
35:00 <Maurice> I lied, I was 14
35:00 <Maurice> Wtf
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> im 14 too ;)
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
35:00 <Jewel> im confused
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> many licks!
35:00 <Jewel> licks are good
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> yup
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> naw wait
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> no no no
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> kisses on the eyelids
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> way better.
36:00 <Maurice> 16 with the 2nd one
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate n I, this girl, we did a scream thing when everyone was high one night
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> we just put her stockings over our heads
37:00 <Jewel> yeah they are nice
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> we thought it was funny.
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> cops didnt.
37:00 <Maurice> Its like every 2nd yr
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer scream 3 is good but thanks to those Columbine fgts
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was and is more comedy
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> good ending tho
38:00 <Maurice> I was 19, didn't watch it
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's good
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> jay and silent bob have a cameo lmao!
39:00 <gremlinz> i want to know who im looking at.. what did you say? i want to know who im talking to
39:00 <Jewel> thank you Panda
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
39:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> eghtk
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love how wes craven lied about that
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> her hanging
39:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> shhhhh
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> said it was the only shot
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> LIAR <3
39:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> less talk
40:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> more... no talk
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> we are dust, nothing more. Dark^Sarcasm.
42:00 <Jewel> star dust
43:00 <Bastardly_One> in his case ... bulldust
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hurta Dick Eata.
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One you love deadmau5 and he dissed ppl like you
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Just saying.
46:00 <Excessive> flaKE
46:00 <Excessive> ooops
46:00 <Excessive> or
46:00 <Excessive> cherry ripe
46:00 <Excessive> or boost
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> You should TMZ Live your thoughts, Bastardly_One, 'cause honestly, a fucking loser like you trying.. so fucking hard to impress anybody.
46:00 <Excessive> or twix
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Should call up..
47:00 <Excessive> is wat I have
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey Jewel wb
47:00 <Jewel> thank you Panda :)
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Excessive, Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> runrunrunniggerniggerniggernigger
47:00 <Excessive> 1 dollar ea on spesh yesterday
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> thought u left me Jewel :(
48:00 <Excessive> lol, gd 1
48:00 <Jewel> i will never leave you panda
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> thank Bieber
48:00 <Jewel> well until im sleepy
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure, Jewel, we're only stardust :P
49:00 <Jewel> yes yes we are
49:00 <Jewel> star dust
52:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> NON SMOKING RAGE!!!!
52:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> no she's not
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> you need some valium dude sassimz
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMBm_jW-Z0s
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cage I Never Knew You (May 29, 2009) 4:29 - Category: Music - 19,059 - 131 likes (92.9%), 10 dislikes (7.1%)
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Your legs are long and toned
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> stebie
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> You must be walking home ;)
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> I love the way your lips move
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> When you're talkin' on your phone <3
51:00 <pHasor> knock knock
52:00 <pHasor> anyone hacking the mainframe?
53:00 <smooworm> no
53:00 <smooworm> bout to buttpunch you tho
53:00 <smooworm> :D
53:00 <smooworm> and spit out your mouth!
53:00 <pHasor> excellent, are you going to aim for my ring or the cheek?
54:00 <BlackDevil> 315-Pound Man Hid 40 Bags Of Heroin In Belly Button
59:00 <pHasor> minchia
59:00 <pHasor> how do you feel about that?
59:00 <BlackDevil> ask pieter
59:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
01:00 <smooworm> naw
01:00 <smooworm> I'll give u something pHasor
01:00 <smooworm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctaSSbhe6iM
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cage -Agent Orange (Sep 5, 2009) 5:12 - Category: Music - 378,525 - 1,817 likes (96.4%), 67 dislikes (3.6%)
02:00 <smooworm> listen to that, get high, right, and die..
02:00 <BlackDevil> im watching and fapping to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZzJxWbWXtY
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World Cup - Foot 2014 (Rémi Gaillard) (Date not found) 8:01 - Category: Sports - 211,619 - 32,692 likes (99.2%), 272 dislikes (0.8%)
03:00 <smooworm> listen to that song BlackDevil
03:00 <smooworm> and fap over porn
03:00 <smooworm> ahahaha
03:00 <smooworm> make u wanna fap over abstract porn some kill shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarious!
03:00 <pHasor> fap to the sound of a lonely metronome
05:00 <smooworm> lmaoz
05:00 <smooworm> Bastardly_One, listen to I Against I - Jedi Mind tricks
05:00 <smooworm> then speak to me faggot.
06:00 <BlackDevil> i dont listen to rap brah
10:00 <smooworm> I got something for u man
10:00 <smooworm> but dont call me a poof for it
10:00 <smooworm> lmaoz
10:00 <smooworm> omg
11:00 <smooworm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOojp5r5qYU
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Cassidy - When I'm a Rock 'n Roll Star (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - 2,190 - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <smooworm> ;)
11:00 <smooworm> clashick!
11:00 <smooworm> when I'm the rock aannd roll
11:00 <smooworm> star!
47:00 <BlackDevil> so
47:00 <BlackDevil> faux
01:00 <marklar> ×)
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I always read that as malakar
03:00 <BlackDevil> Bastardly_One
04:00 <BlackDevil> solve this
04:00 <BlackDevil> 30+30*0+1
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 1
04:00 <BlackDevil> its 31
04:00 <BlackDevil> jesus
05:00 <Bastardly_One> ah yeah
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I went 60 x 0
05:00 <Bastardly_One> very good
05:00 <BlackDevil> people always forget the mathication rules
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bad at math ... self confessed
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/1524892_683271008376643_3304751706917991825_n.jpg
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
14:00 <BlackDevil> 6dmk4830000000hot
14:00 <BlackDevil> hot
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck yes
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> I've never had sex with a chick put a gun to my head
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> WANT TO!! lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> but I guess sentimentality is the ruins of all man
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Best she puts her gun up my arse BlackDevil, BLOW ME AWAY BABE!
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> now find us a freecam BD :P <3
28:00 <BlackDevil> what
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> iunno
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> cams?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
29:00 <BlackDevil> look it up yourself
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> NO!
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's special when you do it.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> Otherwise I'll just send Jenna Jameson threatening emails.
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Hope your fake tits pop bitch!"
30:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.4cdn.org/b/1402081866522.webm
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I will always click you *gays away*
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh reminds me, I  have to upload pic I took of two wolves i shot in red dead redemtion, ended up looking like they're doin it
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> so lolarious
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i do it now
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> b4 i watch this movie.
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> omgosh i founod this
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> rofl
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> *russell crowe robin hood theme to it rofl*
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One http://i60.tinypic.com/2v1owvc.jpg ahahahaha *robin hood theme*
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> two dead wolves rooting http://i59.tinypic.com/53oht4.jpg
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> red dead redemption.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno if it's because I use HD or not
46:00 <Bastardly_One> My RDR looks better
46:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly a new one coming this year too
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the GotY ed
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so it has the zombie second part too
47:00 <BlackDevil> im watching anime
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah wasnt really having a go man
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is the year of the Bald Man
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> swear it, so many of us, I've seen lately
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> BlackDevil is trying to say he's re-watching Ninja Scroll fingering scene over and over ;)
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> you seen my almost-conehead pic Bastardly_One?
52:00 <faux> naw look at you guise all bff's
52:00 <faux> Something lovely to wake up to
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn finally found it Bastardly_One
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/1607054_10152870738367995_5719147440210130583_n.jpg
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> swear my head is growin aye lol!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> why are you now acting all chummy with me?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> split personalties much?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> same as you with Saemon
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> right now we don't have to deal with the bullshit
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> trying to just be a nice person dude.
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Kind've hard, other times when there're conflicting attitudes. Just embrace the now.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> like it's said
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Sentimentality is the beginning of the ruins of Man."
59:00 <simba> quoting stuff is a cop out
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D *rocks out*
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wrote that
59:00 <simba> you cant just have episodes in here year in year out
59:00 <simba> then quote stuff
59:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, lol
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> not quoting anything
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i fucking wrote it on my facebook
00:00 <simba> you can still write a quote...
00:00 <simba> its a quote (you typed out)
00:00 <simba> ok..
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> not okay
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> unlesss there is icecream cake
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> Man
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like the memory of you dude
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> we had some fun times
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think it suck arse, maybe, and I dont know. Feel like, you just think of me as an arsehole.
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't think of you like that
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I won't ever suck up to you for it.
02:00 <milk> an old man asked me to prosecute hatred
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's what I mean by Sentimentality is the beginning of the ruins of Man..
03:00 <milk> so here it is
03:00 <milk> the life of an actor is that of the wisp, non-entity
04:00 <milk> yep, the military is just herding all the shit into me because they think I'm a cannibal stick
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> k, I told sezz I would
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> leaving melb chan, cheers n shit
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> watev
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> many penguins!
11:00 <milk> classic!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was that about?
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <simba> mmm
24:00 <faux> Idk hes your bff
25:00 <faux> His grammar sucks
25:00 <faux> Like, bad. Yes, bad. My,friend.
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I think simba made him cry
26:00 <simba> good morning and welcome to the black mesa transit systm
26:00 <simba> system!!!
26:00 <simba> i hope he doesnt come back for his sake and the channel cos he is nuts
40:00 <faux> He'll be back in the arvo
40:00 <faux> And say how great town was last night 
40:00 <faux> Even though he was here all night 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> something along those lines
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
43:00 <faux> OK time for breakfast and to watch the blacklist before I start cleaning 
43:00 <faux> Adios
30:00 <simba> 4:1)
16:00 <stebie> yum yum bubblegum, stick your finger up.....
22:00 <simba> 11 in a row in #trivia king of the world
25:00 <Ana_Ng> u r the king
37:00 <simba> ty
10:00 <Dark^Sarcasm> ello
24:00 <Fez> Hi
19:00 <Q{> where are all the cuties?
19:00 <Q{> >.>
19:00 <Q{> bored_biATCHH
20:00 <Q{> "bi"females are cute
36:00 <Saemon> yo
37:00 <Saemon> lol ShadowLurker your nick is underneath me
37:00 <Saemon> which means i win
37:00 <Saemon> im better
38:00 <Rak> aaawwwww shhhiiiiiii
45:00 <Q{> winner gets all
46:00 <[Maverick]> [08:36:05] <Saemon> yo [08:36:05]
46:00 <[Maverick]> [08:37:04] <Saemon> lol ShadowLurker your nick is underneath me [08:37:04]
46:00 <[Maverick]> [08:37:06] <Saemon> which means i win [08:37:06]
46:00 <[Maverick]> [08:37:10] <Saemon> im better [08:37:10]
46:00 <[Maverick]> you really are simple minded aren't you. 
19:00 <Q{> dont mind [Maverick] 
19:00 <Q{> he is just jealous Saemon 
26:00 <[Maverick]> jealous of what? him being a stumpy, no hoping, piss saving, grot cunt? 
26:00 <[Maverick]> yes I am jealous 
26:00 <[Maverick]> SOOOO JEALOUS 
26:00 <[Maverick]> MY EYESSSSS ARRRREEE GRRREEEN WITH ENVYYYY
27:00 <[Maverick]> fuckhead.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> like I was going to leave for fucking baldy man.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Oh, b1 is asleep now..
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> there goes my fkn mourning
55:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity
55:00 <BlackDevil> mate
55:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.imgur.com/JbQuJ9h.jpg
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> blackie
58:00 <BlackDevil> ?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u like my red dead pic of the two dead rooting wolves?
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t31.0-8/10003789_10152889318557995_5464286199289248904_o.jpg
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> poor dead horny wolves :(
00:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBKCJwJ5rjc
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Teachers go crazy during the summer (Date not found) 0:20 - Category: Comedy - 450,726 - 1,317 likes (93.9%), 86 dislikes (6.1%)
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> nomase
12:00 <Mew> excuse me BlackDevil pandas is talking to you
13:00 <BlackDevil> i know
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> Was
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> past tense.
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> Could do you some favours.. suppose. Learn a little. Ellie.
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> How to construct a sentence. Articulate. Use few words. MASTURBATE
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> im just fucking with u
04:00 <Mew> mkay
15:00 <faux> Uzh h uxuhsjs
05:00 <Defunct> The word 'Mezmerise' comes from a bloke named Franz Mezma. Who was the the first in the modern era to do hypnosis
58:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
59:00 <stebie> g'day
59:00 <stebie> couleurs!!!
59:00 <couleurs> hi stebie 
59:00 <couleurs> how r u
00:00 <TheRiddler> I was taking videos of albany locations
00:00 <couleurs> Hot
00:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully they turn out ok
01:00 <couleurs> groogle phone
01:00 <TheRiddler> I used a sony handycam
01:00 <couleurs> :o
02:00 <TheRiddler> it's a pretty good cam
02:00 <TheRiddler> also
02:00 <TheRiddler> I had eggs benedict from Dome cafe
02:00 <TheRiddler> so good
03:00 <TheRiddler> or they call it hollydaise ham n eggs
03:00 <couleurs> Yum
03:00 <TheRiddler> best 1 I've had ever
04:00 <couleurs> orsem
05:00 <TheRon> cook the man some eggs
07:00 <TheRiddler> I saw a guitar I want to get 
07:00 <TheRiddler> ibanez
08:00 <TheRiddler> 1
08:00 <TheRon> ziggy played guyitar
08:00 <couleurs> r u 4 real
09:00 <couleurs> ziggy jizzalea
09:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.clickbd.com/global/classified/item_img/391588_0_original.jpg
09:00 <TheRiddler> this is it
10:00 <couleurs> u rok
15:00 <TheRiddler> http://ibanez.wikia.com/wiki/RG320PG
16:00 <TheRiddler> the one in the store is $699
16:00 <TheRon> I fly like paper, get high like planes If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name If you come around here, I make 'em all day I get one down in a second if you wait
22:00 <TheRon> It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's coming up It's DARE…  
24:00 <couleurs> BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
26:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> and we'll never be royals
26:00 <TheRon> Gettin' born in the state of Mississippi  Papa was a copper and mama was a hippie  In Alabama she would swing a hammer  Price you gotta pay when you pick the panorama  She never knew that there was anything more than poor  What in the world? What does your company take me for?
27:00 <TheRon> watch the game this morning?
32:00 <TheRon> went for a bowl this morning
33:00 <TheRiddler> apparently carlton was not given a obvious free kick in the last 30s of the game
33:00 <TheRiddler> actually 2 free kicks
33:00 <TheRon> people need to stop bitching about it
33:00 <TheRiddler> the runner that got within the field of play
34:00 <TheRiddler> even the umpire boss admits they were frees
35:00 <TheRiddler> the umpire is probably going to get dropped to vfl
36:00 <TheRon> you'd think so yeah
52:00 <[Maverick]> there was a blatant high tackle that should of been given a free kick but they didn't 
53:00 <[Maverick]> but hey, it happened. umpires are human, they make mistakes. move onski 
54:00 <TheRon> it's not the ones they don't call it's what they do call that counts
56:00 <TheRon> I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless but not for long The future is coming on I ain't happy, I'm feeling glad I got sunshine in a bag I'm useless but not for long The future is coming on It's coming on It's coming on It's coming on
56:00 <[Maverick]> at that point of the game, 30 secs left with everything going on... he just wanted to keep the game moving instead of just calling a free kick and giving Carlton the game 
57:00 <TheRon> that didn't lose carlton the game
58:00 <[Maverick]> nah it didn't 
58:00 <[Maverick]> but I am saying they would of won it if the umpire had of awarded those kicks 
59:00 <TheRon> we move on to next week
59:00 <TheRon> geelong gets the saints
59:00 <TheRiddler> they would of won if the set up probably around the ball in the last 2 mins of the game too
59:00 <TheRiddler> carlton that is
00:00 <TheRon> i ddnt watch all of it to be frank, was too sure geelong was going to fuck it up
00:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/JQF80.jpg
01:00 <TheRiddler> it's a butt-erfly
01:00 <[Maverick]> YOU CUNT 
01:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
01:00 <[Maverick]> whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
01:00 <TheRon> People are strange when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you're alone Women seem wicked when you're unwanted Streets are uneven when you're down…  
01:00 <{LeE}> u scared it will eat u ?
01:00 <TheRiddler> hai {LeE}
01:00 <{LeE}> hihi
02:00 <{LeE}> COCK
02:00 <TheRon> VADGE
02:00 <{LeE}> DICK
02:00 <TheRon> PUSSY
02:00 <{LeE}> PENIS 
03:00 <TheRon> GRAND CANYON
03:00 <{LeE}> oh wow
03:00 <Fez> Breasts!
03:00 <{LeE}> exploading hose
03:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/6Z5G7.jpg
04:00 <{LeE}> get a cock up ya
04:00 <TheRiddler> Doodle n rooster need to do this
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <TheRiddler> it would be great
04:00 <{LeE}> i turned down sex last night and this morning lols 
04:00 <{LeE}> i so cbf
04:00 <TheRon> not in the mood?
04:00 <{LeE}> nah
04:00 <{LeE}> kinda numb 
04:00 <{LeE}> too much sex 
05:00 <TheRiddler> numb sex
05:00 <{LeE}> no my cunt is
05:00 <TheRiddler> wonder what that is like lol
05:00 <{LeE}> lol no idea 
05:00 <couleurs> k
07:00 <{LeE}> im going back to cleaning this kids room up is a bomb shell thats gone off 
07:00 <TheRon> damn
07:00 <{LeE}> yeah 
08:00 <{LeE}> my mum took her for the night so yays its getting cleaned properly 
08:00 <{LeE}> cya's bbl
08:00 <VNBT-01> cant believe mirc is still going
09:00 <{LeE}> so is ya face 
09:00 <{LeE}> O_o
09:00 <[Maverick]> oh god \
09:00 <[Maverick]> another one 
09:00 <[Maverick]> "OMG, I can't believe irc is still going" 
10:00 <{LeE}> OMG [Maverick] u for reallz man :O so didnt know that 
10:00 <couleurs> not only irc but mirc
10:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
10:00 <[Maverick]> mIRC 
10:00 <{LeE}> irc
10:00 <{LeE}> yo yo ho
10:00 <[Maverick]> mERC
10:00 <{LeE}> k really going now lols 
10:00 <{LeE}> erc
11:00 <{LeE}> berca berca
11:00 <couleurs> yo hit me up on merc or msn like it's 1999
11:00 <{LeE}> lmfao 
11:00 <TheRon> ah durka durka
11:00 <{LeE}> more like 1998 
11:00 <{LeE}> omfg stop talking im really going now 
11:00 <couleurs> np
18:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/YZc5k.jpg
18:00 <TheRiddler> I AM a banana
18:00 <Matthew> darling leave a light on for meeeeeee
18:00 <TheRon> i am an island
22:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/WO3ng.jpg dirty minds
25:00 <couleurs> RuDe
28:00 <[Maverick]> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10426765_688750841160378_8439287661384466612_n.jpg
29:00 <{LeE}> I'll see you next tuesdayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lalallaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
30:00 <{LeE}> Kesha
40:00 <Fez> Assless chaps
42:00 <{LeE}> ur face is assless 
42:00 <TheRon> thats a compliment
42:00 <{LeE}> lol
42:00 <{LeE}> wasnt ment to be 
42:00 <Fez> It is aye
42:00 <{LeE}> O_O
42:00 <{LeE}> :/
42:00 <Fez> I think i like u now lee
42:00 <Fez> Pals?
42:00 <{LeE}> I'm taken 
43:00 <Fez> Not like that..
43:00 <{LeE}> oh lol
43:00 <{LeE}> pals?
43:00 <Fez> Yea
43:00 <{LeE}> whats pals
43:00 <TheRon> carefull she's randy
43:00 <Fez> Wanna be pals?
43:00 <{LeE}> i am not
43:00 <{LeE}> oh pals
43:00 <{LeE}> lol 
43:00 <TheRon> you haven't had sex
43:00 <{LeE}> i dont even know u 
43:00 <Fez> Lezbie friends?
43:00 <{LeE}> lmfao 
43:00 <{LeE}> hahahahaha
44:00 <{LeE}> are u a chick 
44:00 <{LeE}> or a guy
44:00 <TheRon> Fez: likes breasts
44:00 <Fez> I do
44:00 <Fez> So do dykes
44:00 <{LeE}> so do i 
44:00 <{LeE}> my are like mellons atm 
44:00 <{LeE}> they grew 
44:00 <TheRiddler> pics or lies :p
44:00 <{LeE}> lol no\
45:00 <{LeE}> i dont take pics of me boobs
45:00 <TheRon> and why not??
45:00 <{LeE}> coz there mine and no one elses
45:00 <Fez> Get the bf too
45:00 <{LeE}> no 
45:00 <{LeE}> lol
45:00 <Fez> Pff
45:00 <[Maverick]> http://shortme.us/news.php?url=game-of-thrones-will-not-return-for-season-5-95684
46:00 <{LeE}> soz
46:00 <Fez> Not proud of them?
46:00 <{LeE}> go eat some vag
46:00 <{LeE}> i am just dont see the point in taking pics
46:00 <{LeE}> jack jack jackieeeeeeeeeeee
46:00 <{LeE}> amy wang
47:00 <TheRon> {LeE}: thats my goto the bar song at any club
47:00 <{LeE}> oh really is it now
47:00 <{LeE}> i can see u dancing to it 
47:00 <TheRon> doen't happen
47:00 <TheRon> hence goto the bar
47:00 <{LeE}> oh it does
47:00 <{LeE}> u can dance around a bar
47:00 <{LeE}> i can dance on the bar 
48:00 <{LeE}> just wont wear a skirt 
48:00 <TheRon> i won't 
48:00 <{LeE}> why not ur no fun :(
48:00 <TheRon> i can't even nutbush or bus stop
49:00 <{LeE}> nether can i dw 
49:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/s1wbe.jpg nsfw
49:00 <TheRon> i do the happy dance
50:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: thats amazing
50:00 <{LeE}> ohh the happy dance 
51:00 <TheRon> i think i can see simba at the port v st kilda game
52:00 <TheRon> he's the only one with teeth
52:00 <{LeE}> lol
52:00 <fawks> Lool
52:00 <couleurs> :)
53:00 <{LeE}> fawks
53:00 <{LeE}> spoons
53:00 <fawks> Hello
53:00 <Spoon> how r u
53:00 <TheRon> you likr a good spoon?
53:00 <Spoon> lol a good spooning yes
54:00 <couleurs> u
54:00 <Spoon> u
54:00 <Spoon> ya mum 
54:00 <TheRon> u
54:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/KEX8H.jpg nsfw
54:00 <TheRiddler> hai fawks
54:00 <{LeE}> TheRiddler
54:00 <TheRiddler> yes?
54:00 <fawks> Hello
54:00 <TheRon> she could be 18\
54:00 <{LeE}> hiiiiiiiiiiiyp
54:00 <{LeE}> yo
54:00 <{LeE}> whos 18
54:00 <{LeE}> i wish i was 
55:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/eZ5wy.jpg
55:00 <{LeE}> wanna itch my ass?
55:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/mLb5o.jpg
55:00 <TheRiddler> itch?
55:00 <{LeE}> yes
55:00 <{LeE}> i was joking'
56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/SRqFk.jpg nsfw
56:00 <{LeE}> oh clitorus is here 
56:00 <TheRiddler> cute
56:00 <TheRon> where?
56:00 <{LeE}> dude
56:00 <{LeE}> nooooooooo
57:00 <{LeE}> CLiNt- ^
57:00 <{LeE}> CLiNtorus
58:00 <[Maverick]> I would donkeypunch her 
58:00 <{LeE}> :/
58:00 <TheRon> CLiNt-: was great in gran torino
58:00 <{LeE}> in where now
59:00 <TheRon> every way but loose?
59:00 <{LeE}> ummm
59:00 <TheRon> dirty harry
59:00 <{LeE}> so's ya face
00:00 <[Maverick]> dirty harry... best cop character everrrr
03:00 <TheRon> Well somebody told me You had a boyfriend Who looked like a girlfriend That I had in February of last year It's not confidential I've got potential
04:00 <{LeE}> lol i was listening to that song like 4 mins ago 
04:00 <{LeE}> now listing to short dick man
04:00 <TheRon> a bit too close to home surley
04:00 <{LeE}> don't want no short dick man 
04:00 <{LeE}> lalala
05:00 <{LeE}> whats close to home 
05:00 <TheRon> i'm mr average
05:00 <[Maverick]> it's either an undersized dick or an oversized clitoris 
05:00 <{LeE}> lol
05:00 <{LeE}> oh wow
05:00 <{LeE}> didnt know u could get an over sized clitoris 
06:00 <TheRon> the fat lady is warming up at adelaide oval
06:00 <{LeE}> :/
08:00 <TheRon> feel good inc
08:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/SCklu.jpg nsfw
08:00 <Fez> Feel breasts
08:00 <{LeE}> feel ya balls 
08:00 <TheRon> what's she thinking about?
09:00 <{LeE}> cock
09:00 <TheRon> i bet she's wondering if it's bin night
09:00 <Fez> Lol
09:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/h04HT.jpg nsfw
10:00 <TheRon> she must've got some tomato sauce on her shirt
11:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Ov09D.jpg nsfw
11:00 <TheRiddler> owl eyes lol
13:00 <Fez> Mm
13:00 <TheRon> If you could only see the way she loves me Then maybe you would understand Why I feel this way about our love And what I must do…  
14:00 <couleurs> n e 1 4 FiFa?
14:00 <RomperStomper> hi
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wish you wouldnt
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> when my mum is over dude.
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucken smash u man.
16:00 <TheRon> language geez, your mum's over
16:00 <couleurs> yer
16:00 <RomperStomper> lol
16:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> not funny nomase.
16:00 <TheRon> XBOX ONE
16:00 <RomperStomper> dont fucken swear with your fucking mum over dude
16:00 <RomperStomper> fuck me man
17:00 <TheRon> gonna watch the cup couleurs ?
17:00 <couleurs> yeas
17:00 <TheRon> the aussies played well this morning apparently
17:00 <TheRon> despite the loss
18:00 <couleurs> Ha Ha
18:00 <RomperStomper> lol
18:00 <RomperStomper> fucking world cup
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Don't flood me in pm again when my mum is around you fat fucking faggot.
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Respect.
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> grow some.
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn loser.
19:00 <RomperStomper> wtf is he on about?
19:00 <RomperStomper> anyone know?
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> u really pissed her off RomperStomper
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll cave ur fucking head in right now cunt
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> not again okay.
19:00 <RomperStomper> geee so much anger
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> no mate
19:00 <TheRon> RomperStomper: apologise
19:00 <[Maverick]> LOL.. so you opened a pm window with your mum hanging around.. 
19:00 <[Maverick]> woooo 
20:00 <TheRon> just apologise
20:00 <couleurs> who cares!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <[Maverick]> apologise for what? 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk this
20:00 <[Maverick]> YES 
20:00 <TheRon> i just hate people fighting in here
20:00 <[Maverick]> woohoo
20:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/pY5ZH.jpg nsfw
20:00 <couleurs> what a fagot
20:00 <RomperStomper> lol
20:00 <RomperStomper> what is his issue?
20:00 <TheRon> no idea
20:00 <TheRon> what did you do?
20:00 <[Maverick]> oh hai, I am pissed off because you said something nasty to me in pm and my mum saw it 
21:00 <[Maverick]> woooooOOoooo
21:00 <RomperStomper> lmfao
21:00 <[Maverick]> fucking child he is 
21:00 <couleurs> better than a ban
21:00 <RomperStomper> grow a set
21:00 <[Maverick]> I like that though, he has said some vicious shit to a few people in pm... and has not once apologised for it. 
22:00 <[Maverick]> but gets narky cause his mummsy saw some abuse 
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <Picard> his mother isnt at his house
22:00 <Picard> she has nothing to do with the drug fucked cunt
22:00 <couleurs> he's a psychopath 
22:00 <[Maverick]> of course not. 
22:00 <[Maverick]> I just find it high-larious 
23:00 <Picard> he leaves here but the flood in pm continues lol
23:00 <Picard> he is broken
23:00 <[Maverick]> yeah cause no one stuck up for him 
23:00 <[Maverick]> this is like day #4 awake for him 
24:00 <[Maverick]> soon he will be piet mk3 
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <Picard> meth rage 
24:00 <[Maverick]> kick a bin 
24:00 <[Maverick]> amputates his own leg 
24:00 <TheRon> not another pieter, one is bad enough
24:00 <Picard> he was bragging how he bashed to kids and stole money from his neighbours car the other night
25:00 <Picard> two**
25:00 <[Maverick]> eh 
25:00 <[Maverick]> I take all the shit he says with a grain of salt 
25:00 <Picard> yeh
25:00 <Picard> but bashing someone who cant defend themselves is his stgyle
25:00 <Picard> and breaking into cars
25:00 <TheRon> was it real or was it a movie he saw?
25:00 <[Maverick]> hahahahah 
25:00 <[Maverick]> yeah 
26:00 <couleurs> lmao
26:00 <couleurs> good 1 ron
26:00 <Picard> lollllllllllllllllllll
26:00 <doctor> doop
27:00 <TheRon> back in the summer of '69
27:00 <Picard> lol
27:00 <doctor> its a pair of eyes with an upside down ear
28:00 <doctor> this is what i do to amuse myself
28:00 <doctor> qoop
29:00 <couleurs> :~)
29:00 <{LeE}> TheRon i was listening to that too before lol
29:00 <TheRon> I'll send an SOS to the world I'll send an SOS to the world I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my I hope that someone gets my Message in a bottle
30:00 <{LeE}> nice singing
30:00 <TheRon> cheers, you should see perform
30:00 <{LeE}> will u dance ?
30:00 <{LeE}> only if u dance
30:00 <couleurs> #kareoke_ron 
31:00 <TheRon> i do that shuffle where you click your fingers
31:00 <doctor> sing us a song uncle ron
31:00 <TheRon> i find beatles songs easy to sing
31:00 <{LeE}> lol
31:00 <{LeE}> fair enuff 
32:00 <{LeE}> i'll bbl dinner is here hells yeah :D bf went n got us KFC mmm yummmmy
32:00 <TheRon> get some oysters
32:00 <TheRon> sounds like you need them
32:00 <{LeE}> ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww no
32:00 <{LeE}> gross
33:00 <{LeE}> i dont do seafood
33:00 <TheRon> they're aphrodisiac
33:00 <{LeE}> no thanx 
33:00 <{LeE}> im fine 
33:00 <TheRon> but is he?
33:00 <{LeE}> he's fine
33:00 <{LeE}> lols i'll bbl hahahaha
39:00 <TheRon> dragons winning tonight?
40:00 <TheRon> geezus scores level
41:00 <doctor> grounded weasel genitals are a great aphrodisiacs ive heard
41:00 <TheRon> really
42:00 <doctor> nah, just sounds like it would
42:00 <TheRon> Unskinny bop Just blows me away Unskinny bop, bop All night and day Unskinny bop, bop, bop, bop She just loves to play Unskinny bop nothin' more to say
43:00 <doctor> is unskinny a polite way to say fat?
43:00 <TheRon> doesn't sound like it
43:00 <doctor> "She was a bit on the unskinny side of life"
43:00 <TheRon> maybe yes
43:00 <TheRon> i think we've all had those
48:00 <TheRon> Remember yesterday - walking hand in hand Love letters in the sands - I remember you And through the sleepless nights, through every endless day I wanna hear you say, "I remember you."
53:00 <TheRon> He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood He's the one that makes ya feel alright He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood
54:00 <Picard> <PandasDontDrive> keeep goin  <PandasDontDrive> I will rape your daughter    <PandasDontDrive> your wife     <PandasDontDrive> kill your son   <PandasDontDrive> infront of you  
54:00 <Picard> ffs he has issues
55:00 <Picard> ohhh my my my 
55:00 <Picard> he has finnaly crossed the line
57:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooolllllllll @ that msg
57:00 <Picard> cops with love that
58:00 <Picard> even from a prvt number it can be traced from msg bank lmfao
58:00 <TheRon> dear god
58:00 <Picard> what moron leaves a voice message saying he is coming to my home town to rape my family,kill them why i watch then kill me 
58:00 <Picard> joshua you are now fucked
58:00 <Picard> gameeeeeeeeeeee overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
58:00 <TheRon> good times
59:00 <Picard> what to many drugs for this cunt
59:00 <Picard> hello Kynetic
00:00 <TheRon> pour some sugar on me in the name of love
00:00 <Picard> eww no
01:00 <Picard> thats disgusting
01:00 <TheRon> oh great 12 years a slave is on foxtel
01:00 <Picard> how do i upload a voice msg from my phone to the pc?
02:00 <Picard> cut my head off lol
02:00 <Picard> rape me? wtf lol
02:00 <TheRon> can you send it to an email address?
02:00 <Picard> i dunno
02:00 <Picard> will try 
02:00 <TheRon> i'm not tech savvy so
03:00 <Picard> nuh i can send a copy to another number
05:00 <Picard> gotta dash people are here
05:00 <Matthew> B1 & B2 reunited
05:00 <Picard> Matthew hello
06:00 <Picard> your ban has been removed?
06:00 <Matthew> how very observant...
06:00 <TheRon> gws ftw
07:00 <Matthew> let's hope Essendon's journey to Sydney is a little more fruitful than Geelong's last week
07:00 <Matthew> LOL
07:00 <Picard> Matthew believe it or not i dont go looking to see if u are here
08:00 <Matthew> yes you do... you frequently follow me into channels and mention me
08:00 <Matthew> in fact I was bombarded with "Picard was looking for you" messages when I arrived back here
08:00 <Picard> oh please
08:00 <Picard> lies
08:00 <Picard> i cant recall ever doing a `seen mathew
08:00 <Matthew> I can easily scroll up and look through my logs for these "lies"
08:00 <Picard> ok please do
08:00 <Picard> im waiting
09:00 <Matthew> you performed 3 searches for me in here and you have just left my ignore list after you flooded my PM constantly with your incessant ramblings
09:00 <Picard> show me these logs
10:00 <Matthew> I don't want to flood and paste in the channel... that would automatically qualify me for another ban
10:00 <TheRon> picard thats dirty
10:00 <Matthew> I am happy to paste them in PM
10:00 <Picard> is this before or after you begged me to fuck you?
10:00 <TheRon> why are people being so anti, that time of the month?
10:00 <Matthew> is this before or after I dobbed you into the Mildura Harness Racing Club for your online exploits?
10:00 <Picard> im always like this
10:00 <Picard> lmfao
11:00 <Picard> thats it?
11:00 <Picard> im still waiting for u to pm these logs
12:00 <Picard> matthjew
12:00 <Matthew> it's hard to believe that a man of your VERY LARGE stature (lol) and with the head like the back of a mangled bus could be so boiseterous about the lives of others... a quick look in the mirror would give you the automatica reality check you desperately need
12:00 <Matthew> I have pasted them in PM... your lies are amusing
13:00 <couleurs> pm this 8=======D
13:00 <Matthew> how's the yellow & black circus you follow going? LOL
14:00 <Matthew> I saw them firsthand last week... one of the most amusing circus performances I've ever seen
14:00 <Matthew> FAILLLLLLLLLLLL
15:00 <TheRon> I was caught In the middle of a railroad track I looked round And I knew there was no turning back My mind raced And I thought what could I do And I knew There was no help, no help from you Sound of the drums Beating in my heart The thunder of guns Tore me apart You've been Thunderstruck
15:00 <Picard> no u did not
15:00 <Picard> why lie matthew
16:00 <Matthew> you've been masturbating all over your size 54 stomach for the best part of 18 months about your "connections" at ASADA and how X will happen and how Z will happen... why don't you just drop the 'connected' act and revert back to the braindead, redneck, uneducated, obese arsehole you really are... it would be better for everybody.
17:00 <TheRon> i wanna see the scum banned\
18:00 <Picard> matthjew where are the logs u say u have
18:00 <TheRon> hehehe....logs
18:00 <Matthew> I've already pasted them to you! Again stop this little 'act' you have going
19:00 <Picard> no u have no, why lie?
19:00 <Picard> oh i know why, they dont exist
19:00 <Matthew> anybody who fails to believe me can just PM me and I will paste the logs of my PM to you straight away
20:00 <Picard> looooooooooollllllllllllll
20:00 <TheRon> nikky` at last a happy person
20:00 <Picard> Matthew are u on drugs?
21:00 <TheRon> everybody seems on edge
21:00 <Matthew> Picard can add 'King of Deflection' to his 'King Of Small Dick' syndrome
21:00 <Matthew> both uncurable illnesses
21:00 <Nikky`> I'm finally home and relaxing.. what is not to be happy about
21:00 <TheRon> i hate it my two dads fight
21:00 <[Maverick]> I am not there giving you a tonsil massage 
21:00 <Matthew> <3 Kylie
22:00 <Picard> Matthew can u produce the logs or shut the fuck up
22:00 <Picard> hows the top 4 bombers going?
22:00 <TheRon> hehehehe.....logs
22:00 <Matthew> the logs are lengthy and I will not paste them in the channel... I have already pasted them to you in PM
22:00 <Picard> lies
22:00 <Matthew> you can cut this innocent and naive act
22:00 <Picard> u posted nothing
22:00 <TheRon> lengthy logs lol
23:00 <TheRon> oh c'mon it's funny
23:00 <Picard> mattjew loves talking about logs
23:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha \
23:00 <[Maverick]> LOGS LOGS 
23:00 <TheRon> i noticed that
23:00 <[Maverick]> EVERYBODY LOVES LOGS 
23:00 <Picard> he likes his gay love to lay a log on his waxed chest
23:00 <Matthew> lol ... you've got to be kidding
23:00 <Picard> :P
24:00 <TheRon> you seem to be mentioning logs a lot
24:00 <[Maverick]> yeah, doesnt like it getting stuck to his chest hair 
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <[Maverick]> wooo 11pm start tonight 
24:00 <Picard> mattjew lovesssssssssssssssss a good log
24:00 <TheRon> i find a good log a sense of relief
25:00 <Picard> i may need to log right now
25:00 <TheRon> my papa was a logger
25:00 <TheRon> as was my grandpapa
25:00 <Nikky`> My god you lot are a bunch of filthy cunts
25:00 <Picard>  <PandasDontDrive> keeep goin  <PandasDontDrive> I will rape your daughter    <PandasDontDrive> your wife     <PandasDontDrive> kill your son   <PandasDontDrive> infront of you  
25:00 <TheRon> geez language
26:00 <Picard> he left that and much worse on my voicemail
26:00 <{LeE}> Nikky` got no nickers on
26:00 <{LeE}> O_o
26:00 <[Maverick]> omg 
26:00 <Nikky`> Have you been looking again Lee?
26:00 <[Maverick]> I love it when Nikky` talks filth 
26:00 <{LeE}> yes sorry :P
26:00 <Picard> Nikky` never wears knickers
26:00 <Nikky`> hehe Mavie <3
27:00 <Nikky`> Its ok Lee, all forgiven
27:00 <{LeE}> :P knew it
27:00 <{LeE}> <3
27:00 <{LeE}> i'm off to have a shower so have fun yall 
27:00 <Picard> take ya cam
27:00 <Picard> we want pics
27:00 <{LeE}> no
27:00 <TheRon> alone?
27:00 <{LeE}> fuck off
27:00 <{LeE}> i never shower alone
27:00 <Nikky`> Can smell you from here Lee
27:00 <{LeE}> my bf always comes in with me
27:00 <{LeE}> sorry Nikky`
27:00 <{LeE}> :P
27:00 <[Maverick]> she is off to smash the bald headed guy in the pink canoe 
28:00 <Nikky`> hehe no worries
28:00 <{LeE}> bald?
28:00 <{LeE}> my bf has hair
28:00 <{LeE}> geebaz
28:00 <TheRon> i keep looking but i can't find the little man in the boat
28:00 <{LeE}> lol
28:00 <{LeE}> wtf
28:00 <{LeE}> k im off cy
28:00 <{LeE}> CYAS
28:00 <{LeE}> fucken caps
29:00 <TheRon> my name is luka i live on the second floor
29:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/p296x100/10444752_669555099782968_6288032983385693492_n.jpg
29:00 <[Maverick]> {LeE}... the bald headed guy is your clitoris.... and your vag... is the pink canoe 
29:00 <[Maverick]> ffs
29:00 <TheRiddler> sid is at the game
30:00 <TheRon> go the lions
30:00 <{LeE}> oh my 
30:00 <{LeE}> speaking of which it needs a shave
30:00 <TheRon> it?
30:00 <{LeE}> more work for me in the shower 
30:00 <{LeE}> woot
30:00 <{LeE}> TheRon my vag
31:00 <TheRon> glad we cleared that up
31:00 <{LeE}> lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> only eagles n dogs have real animal mascots
31:00 <TheRon> yep
31:00 <[Maverick]> well can real animals play football? 
31:00 <[Maverick]> dreaming cunts. 
31:00 <TheRiddler> that's why they're mascots
31:00 <TheRiddler> crows should get a crow
31:00 <TheRiddler> or a cow :p
32:00 <TheRon> the cats have a half cat
32:00 <TheRiddler> a half cat?
32:00 <[Maverick]> half a shaved puss
32:00 <TheRon> yes!
32:00 <TheRiddler> really?
32:00 <TheRon> it's the mascot numnuts
32:00 <TheRon> it's a bloke in a costume called half cat
33:00 <TheRon> mind you it could be a chick
33:00 <TheRiddler> oh right lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> dogs mascot must have a african playing it
34:00 <TheRon> why's that?
34:00 <TheRiddler> runs like 1
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <TheRon> more likely to be asian
35:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gx7giY5Kz-8
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Woofer wins the 2013 Mascot Race (Date not found) 0:34 - Category: Sports - 384 views - 19 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <Picard> ok i have pizza to eat
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <Picard> bbl
37:00 <Matthew> one step closer to that much anticipated heart attack for Picard... Mildura breathes a huge sigh of relief
38:00 <TheRon> from what i've experienced in mildura, it's a bit gay
39:00 <TheRon> i spent a week there once
39:00 <Matthew> I've been there previously but no ambitions to ever go back
39:00 <TheRon> the winery tour was the highligh
39:00 <TheRon> and the endless hours in the pub
40:00 <TheRon> we outlasted a shift in one of the pubs
40:00 <TheRiddler> doesn't mildura have a international winery?
40:00 <TheRiddler> err
40:00 <Matthew> you can go to other (better) wineries & spend endless hours in pubs without ever having to go near Mildura
40:00 <TheRiddler> international award winning*
43:00 <TheRon> she's a brick and i'm drowning slowly
46:00 <TheRon> one night in bangkok and the worlds your oyster
47:00 <[Maverick]> HOW WAS THE MOVIES??!?!? 
48:00 <TheRon> was porky's showing?
48:00 <[Maverick]> http://rare.us/story/this-is-the-last-bullet-youll-ever-need-watch-and-see-the-technology-for-yourself/
48:00 <Maurice> It was good
48:00 <Maurice> Once Bo stopped fucking around with his recliner
49:00 <[Maverick]> lol
49:00 <TheRon> one night in bangkok makes the hard man humble
49:00 <[Maverick]> Nice one Bo 
50:00 <[Maverick]> that's not what Picard said
51:00 <TheRiddler> he probably got a ladyboy that was just a boy
51:00 <[Maverick]> I AM THE ONE 
51:00 <[Maverick]> ORGASMATRON 
52:00 <TheRon> faker - hurricane
52:00 <TheRiddler> what movie was it?
55:00 <TheRon> i'm back in the ussr
57:00 <TheRon> buy me a pony
59:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIC6_nApwjc
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pet Shop Boys - West End Girls (Music Video) (Sep 7, 2007) - Category: Music - -
59:00 <TheRon> gorillaz - stylo
02:00 <TheRon> carn the sharks
03:00 <faux> pisss off
03:00 <TheRon> what? :)
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <faux> you know whattttt
04:00 <TheRon> carn the storm
04:00 <partay> TheRon a few friends wanted to say hi 
04:00 <partay> http://37.media.tumblr.com/9cd233a09f61bc2fe88fe83e4d2858c0/tumblr_n6072bTEzE1sn37wbo1_1280.jpg
04:00 <TheRon> very nice, how much?
05:00 <partay> oh no charge
05:00 <partay> for you
05:00 <TheRon> nice!
06:00 <TheRon> TUSK!
06:00 <[Maverick]> TUSK 
07:00 <Nikky`> oooh yeah baby
07:00 <doctor> theyve got feathers growing from their nipples!
08:00 <doctor> probably should go see a doctor
08:00 <TheRon> it's in the water, it's where you came from
10:00 <doctor> he's passed out already
13:00 <TheRiddler> poor saints
14:00 <Serenity> going off
16:00 <[Maverick]> SHADDUP 
16:00 <Ana_Ng> urp
21:00 <Nikky`> Wb TheRon
21:00 <TheRon> Tea time 
22:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LqAF832WSi0
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Aston Shuffle - Comfortable ft. Will Heard (Date not found) 4:08 - Category: Music - 566,005 - 2,901 likes (95.6%), 133 dislikes (4.4%)
22:00 <TheRon> Lamb curry
23:00 <Nikky`> Yeah nah
24:00 <TheRon> Whitesnake - here I go again
26:00 <TheRon> When did mick Molloy get on the footy?
26:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/RyazD.jpg nsfw
27:00 <[Maverick]> about 10 yrs ago 
27:00 <TheRon> Damn
29:00 <TheRon> Rocket yeah
29:00 <[Maverick]> tune 
29:00 <[Maverick]> actually 
29:00 <[Maverick]> Def Lep rox my jox 
29:00 <TheRon> Awesome
29:00 <TheRon> More coming
30:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
31:00 <TheRon> CARN gws
31:00 <TheRon> Beat that scum
31:00 <TheRon> Yes essendon are sum
32:00 <[Maverick]> SCUM BAGSSSSS
32:00 <[Maverick]> OF THE AFLLLLL 
32:00 <TheRon> Pure scum
32:00 <[Maverick]> SCUMBAGSSSS 
32:00 <[Maverick]> MATT WANTS TO FUCK THEM ALL 
32:00 <[Maverick]> STEROIDS IN THE BUM... JUST TO MAKE HIM SCREAM... MUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
32:00 <[Maverick]> OHHH SCUMBAGS 
32:00 <TheRon> He has
32:00 <[Maverick]> OF THE AFLLLL 
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <TheRon> Matthew has gone all quiet
35:00 <[Maverick]> I bet his bum is like a ripped out fireplace
35:00 <TheRon> Bon jovi - runaway
35:00 <TheRon> Best song
35:00 <Nikky`> Matthew has left
35:00 <Nikky`> you idiots
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <TheRon> But but but we wanna hang crap
36:00 <Doodle> butt butt butt
37:00 <TheRon> I said wot wot in the butt
37:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha 
37:00 <[Maverick]> Nikky` 
37:00 <[Maverick]> shhh 
37:00 <[Maverick]> ruining our fun 
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Samwell - What What (In the Butt).mp3 (6.98MB 256kbps Joint Stereo 3:48)
37:00 <Nikky`> Sorry hon :/
37:00 <Doodle> more
37:00 <TheRon> I bet
37:00 <Doodle> woooooooooo
38:00 <TheRon> Doodle likes to be dominated
38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Devo - Whip It.mp3 (3.71MB 192kbps Stereo 2:42)
38:00 <Doodle> lol i do?
38:00 <Nikky`> Yes. now get to my room
38:00 <TheRon> Apparently
38:00 <Doodle> ok
38:00 <[Maverick]> ö 
38:00 <TheRon> Didn't have to ask him twice
39:00 <Doodle> how could i say no to Nikky`
39:00 <Nikky`> Yes, how can you
39:00 <Doodle> ^_^
40:00 <TheRon> I'm on the highway to hell
40:00 <Nikky`> I am waiting for Doodle to ask me out.. my life would be complete then
40:00 <[Maverick]> AHEM! 
40:00 <Doodle> where would you like to go
40:00 <Doodle> the pants party?
40:00 <TheRon> Roo shooting
40:00 <Doodle> lol kick molloy
40:00 <[Maverick]> BOWLS! 
40:00 <Doodle> er
40:00 <Nikky`> Of course the pants party
40:00 <Doodle> mick
40:00 <TheRon> Monster trucks
40:00 <Doodle> dutch ovens
41:00 <Nikky`> Hot
41:00 <[Maverick]> hahahah kick molloy 
41:00 <TheRiddler> 0,12WESTERN BULLDOGS GOAL!!!!!!!!
41:00 <TheRiddler> 0,4WESTERN BULLDOGS GOAL!!!!!!!!
41:00 <Doodle> no pants allowed
41:00 <[Maverick]> well it's not a pants party if there is no pants 
41:00 <TheRon> Is there a party in your pants?
41:00 <Doodle> its just a clever name
42:00 <milk> everyone getting off on the horrific accident in Normandy?
42:00 <TheRiddler> bottomless party
42:00 <Doodle> no, there has to be bottoms
42:00 <TheRiddler> wtf milk
42:00 <TheRon> Fuck essendon scored
42:00 <TheRon> Like doodle
43:00 <milk> turns out unarmed paid actors running along the beach really are no match for heavy machine guns
43:00 <Doodle> wb Nikkypoos
43:00 <Nikky`> Thankies Spankies
44:00 <TheRon> Welcome to the jungle we got fun and games
46:00 <TheRon> Hello
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Guns N' Roses - Welcome To The Jungle.mp3 (9.44MB 128kbps Stereo 10:18)
47:00 <doctor> here you go TheRon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWQDDHC-s28
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HOODOO GURUS - MY GIRL 1983 (Audio Enhanced) (Date not found) 2:48 - Category: Music - 2,371 - 13 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:00 <TheRon> It's about abgeyhound
48:00 <TheRon> Greyhound
48:00 <doctor> my heart too was broken by a greyhound
48:00 <milk> maybe you could try and bullshit them back to life, because horsehitting them back to life probably wont work
48:00 <TheRon> We will we will rock you
49:00 <milk> ahhh! Mick Molloy!
49:00 <milk> Mick, there's something you can do...
49:00 <TheRon> Mick the clown
49:00 <doctor> Pay some respect milk!
49:00 <Doodle> wb Nikkypoos
49:00 <doctor> losing a beloved dog is never hard to digest
49:00 <Nikky`> Fire truck
49:00 <TheRon> Milk or mick?
49:00 <Nikky`> Thanks hon :o)
50:00 <doctor> easy*
50:00 <TheRon> We don't need nothing but a good time....
50:00 <milk> I see, you're just going to suck up to me now...
50:00 <Nikky`> Who is sucking up
50:00 <Nikky`> WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
51:00 <Doodle> :o
52:00 <doctor> Milk is a rare breed of elf, the only one left of his kind
52:00 <milk> I hope you're not stupid bitches on cocaine threatening me with your muscle men
52:00 <Doodle> hey!
52:00 <TheRon> Atomic?
52:00 <Nikky`> Is there any other kind
52:00 <TheRon> No
53:00 <Nikky`> oooh coke n muscle men
53:00 <doctor> I'm sorry for what we did to you milk, but we had an ideology to commit to
53:00 <milk> that's ok,you understand the consequences now
53:00 <doctor> And we'll pay dearly
54:00 <TheRon> Shout it shout it out loud
54:00 <Nikky`> That is what I actually wanted
54:00 <Doodle> i know :P
55:00 <fawks> Does the umpire run Around the field in afl
55:00 <TheRon> Yes
55:00 <fawks> And do they wear head cams 
55:00 <Nikky`> phew. makes it easier for us Doodle
56:00 <TheRon> The goal umpire does
56:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
56:00 <fawks> Do you have video ref
56:00 <TheRon> For goals
56:00 <TheRon> It's shit
56:00 <fawks> OK cool
56:00 <fawks> Back to dinner and the game brb
56:00 <Maurice> fawks
56:00 <fawks> Yo
56:00 <Maurice> Theres like, 9 eps of orange is the new black out
56:00 <fawks> What
57:00 <Maurice> Season 2
57:00 <fawks> Didn't the season just start yesti
57:00 <Maurice> Yep
57:00 <TheRon> A lot of lesbian sex in that
57:00 <fawks> Omg
57:00 <Maurice> Apparently the whole season was gonna be available today
57:00 <fawks> We scored and I missed it
57:00 <fawks> Your fault cunt
57:00 <Maurice> But I can only find 9
57:00 <fawks> I'll brb ok
57:00 <TheRon> Carry on my wayward son there'll be peace when you are done
57:00 <fawks> OK they replayed it
58:00 <fawks> Maurice why would they release all 9
58:00 <fawks> That's so weird 
58:00 <Maurice> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2372162/episodes?season=2&ref_=tt_eps_sn_2
58:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Orange Is the New Black (TV Series - -/10 - Stars: N/A - Season's: - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
58:00 <Maurice> I don't know why
58:00 <Maurice> That says 13 eps due today
58:00 <fawks> I started the blacklist
58:00 <fawks> I like it so far 
58:00 <fawks> The camera angles have gotten better lol
59:00 <TheRon> Spader rules
59:00 <fawks> Agreed
59:00 <fawks> Hes so good in it
59:00 <fawks> OK OK I'm getting distracted I wanna finish dinner
59:00 <fawks> 10-0 dragons :D
59:00 <fawks> Brbrbrbr
59:00 <TheRon> What are th sharks doing?
00:00 <TheRon> Who is 37 for gws?
01:00 <couleurs> cum
02:00 <TheRon> You didn't?
02:00 <couleurs> ;)
03:00 <TheRon> Kick start my heart hope it never stops
03:00 <TheRiddler> dogs on a good start
03:00 <TheRiddler> 37 is a new guy rory lobb
04:00 <partay> *sip*
04:00 <TheRon> Marking everything
04:00 <TheRon> Rugby union on aus v France
04:00 <TheRon> I do love my union
05:00 <TheRon> When's the tennis on?
07:00 <partay> go Izzy
07:00 <TheRon> Go iszy
07:00 <TheRon> Beat the frog cunts
07:00 <TheRon> Too strong?
08:00 <gremlinz> does the umpire run aroundlol
08:00 <partay> WTF lets go Sharks
08:00 <Maurice> Go the Knicks!
08:00 <TheRon> Go the spurs
08:00 <partay> Maurice get your knicks off 
09:00 <TheRon> Spurs rule
09:00 <TheRon> Tim Duncan fifth title
09:00 <fawks> 14-0 dragons ktc :D
09:00 <partay> fuck
09:00 <TheRon> Aus 3 -0
10:00 <fawks> I'm 3/3 in tipping
10:00 <fawks> If dragons win 4/4
10:00 <partay> fawks
10:00 <partay> you suck
10:00 <fawks> OMG widdop hit the goal
10:00 <fawks> Lol
10:00 <fawks> 14-0
10:00 <TheRon> Living on a prayer makes rugby a whole lot easier to watch
10:00 <fawks> Why?
10:00 <partay> im 1/3
10:00 <fawks> LOL.
10:00 <fawks> Quwwr
10:00 <fawks> Queer*
11:00 <fawks> And I bet you tipped the sharks too
11:00 <TheRon> I hate field goals in ugly
11:00 <TheRon> Rugby
11:00 <fawks> Why
11:00 <partay> they are deadly
11:00 <partay> they shouldnt be 3 points
11:00 <fawks> Huh
11:00 <fawks> Union?
11:00 <TheRon> Yes
11:00 <fawks> Ah
12:00 <fawks> Omg sharks knocked on a metre before their line
12:00 <fawks> Yesss
12:00 <TheRon> French levelled up with a gay field goal
13:00 <TheRon> Partway I hated that wilkinson guy
13:00 <fawks> Wrjust scored 
13:00 <fawks> Lol
13:00 <fawks> 18-0
13:00 <fawks> Im happy but its only the sharks if we couldn't beat them we have issues
14:00 <TheRiddler> sweet
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol yes
14:00 <TheRiddler> same with this game
14:00 <TheRon> Have the Aussies started yet?
14:00 <TheRiddler> err
14:00 <TheRiddler> my game
15:00 <fawks> You're beating a shit team?
15:00 <TheRon> No France is on top
15:00 <fawks> I'm asking theriddler
15:00 <TheRiddler> yes
16:00 <TheRon> Penalty Australia
17:00 <partay> fuck
17:00 <partay> miss
18:00 <partay> fuck Aus is shit
18:00 <TheRon> Hands off that doodle
19:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully they turn it on come world cup 
19:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
20:00 <TheRon> Ref handing out penalties
20:00 <partay> now i remember why i stopped watching union... absolute fucking shit referreeing 
21:00 <TheRon> French mistake
23:00 <TheRon> Wallabies are playing shit
24:00 <TheRon> issy!
24:00 <partay> iszy iszy iszy
25:00 <TheRon> He liked that one
25:00 <partay> yah
25:00 <partay> good try
26:00 <Nikky`> Yadda Yadda Yadda
27:00 <TheRon> You really tired today?
27:00 <Nikky`> I am really tired every day
27:00 <Nikky`> but yes, no nap today
27:00 <Nikky`> Or yesterday
28:00 <TheRon> Seinfeld reference there
28:00 <Nikky`> Yeah it is
29:00 <partay> yes
29:00 <TheRon> Nice Australia
30:00 <partay> a bit lucky
30:00 <TheRon> Oh yeah
30:00 <TheRiddler> ffs dogs
32:00 <Nikky`> Noooo come back couleurs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
32:00 <TheRiddler> my team is losing now :(
33:00 <TheRon> This is footy at its best
33:00 <Nikky`> Oh well
33:00 <Nikky`> A team has to
34:00 <milk> hey Mick Molloy, show us yah bus jump trick
35:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
36:00 <milk> someone ring Vladimir Putin and tell I need another Soviet Block
37:00 <Picard> ok
37:00 <Picard> dont
37:00 <Picard> done
37:00 <TheRon> Putin will crush all
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Putin's doing well under my mentorship yes?
37:00 <Picard> putin is a moron
38:00 <fawks> The sharks player Gagan has such an u fortunate name 
38:00 <fawks> Unfortunate*
38:00 <doctor> he's just a ruskie
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got some advice for you little buddy, before you point that finger you should know that I'm the man
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the man, and you're the man and he's the man as well so you can't point that fucking finger up your arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrse
40:00 <Picard> lol @ essendon
41:00 <Zade> is essendon playing?
41:00 <Picard> yes
41:00 <Picard> only 4 points in front of gws
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Nikky`> Zade :o)
42:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
42:00 <Zade> how are you?
42:00 <Nikky`> Hiya
42:00 <Nikky`> I'm excellent. you?
42:00 <Nikky`> Where are we going tonight?
43:00 <milk> das ist meine anale ssshfinktah
43:00 <Zade> most likely brown alley
43:00 <Nikky`> Ok, what time? I will need to get ready
44:00 <Zade> prob head in around midnight
44:00 <Nikky`> oh gosh.. i'll be asleep by then
44:00 <Nikky`> hehe
44:00 <Bastardly_One> what an unfortunate name thought
44:00 <Bastardly_One> brown alley
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *though
45:00 <[Maverick]> so.. you know the haircuts you are talking about that the footy players are getting done atm Bastardly_One
45:00 <[Maverick]> if you watch any old gangster movie from the prohibition era 
45:00 <[Maverick]> you will notice 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
45:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
45:00 <[Maverick]> they have the same hairstyles 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing is new man 
46:00 <Nikky`> I am
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not ... I should of been chucked in the bin ages ago
48:00 <[Maverick]> derrr
48:00 <partay> froggies getting fried 
48:00 <TheRon> Excellent
49:00 <partay> 27-9 ktc
49:00 <TheRon> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=joUsY6AvAcg
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 1927 - Compulsory Hero (Date not found) 4:34 - Category: Music - 29,760 - 174 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <partay> +2
50:00 <TheRon> Hello
51:00 <milk> mmmm, Carrot Tea!
51:00 <TheRon> Nice
51:00 <milk> you like Carrots Mick?
51:00 <TheRon> Compulsory hero, just try and make it home
53:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7_pHNfSPpA
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Smoking Hot Russian Babe (Date not found) 1:51 - Category: Entertainment - 5,540 - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
55:00 <couleurs> @BVB's Marco Reus ruled out of Germany's World Cup campaign with ankle injury #bad_sports_news
55:00 <Picard> no pandis?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he left "for good"
56:00 <Bastardly_One> this morning
56:00 <Bastardly_One> had a cry at simba and I 
56:00 <partay> how do i order her ?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> then left channel
56:00 <TheRon> When I'm lost in a strange place, scared and alone, wishing for home, that's when I think of you
56:00 <couleurs> in other words he will be back tomorrow
56:00 <Picard> he rang me and threatened to cut my head off, rape my children and murder them
56:00 <faux> ugh
57:00 <faux> hts disgusting
57:00 <TheRon> We know
57:00 <faux> thats*
57:00 <Bastardly_One> faux I hate you
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm leaving 
57:00 <faux> ok
57:00 <Picard> how do i get it off my phone to upload?
57:00 <faux> cya
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
57:00 <TheRon> Bit harsh
57:00 <Bastardly_One> you had to be here 
57:00 <faux> i was there
57:00 <faux> .
57:00 <Picard> i love faux
57:00 <faux> i had jus t woken up and you cunts were still awake
57:00 <Bastardly_One> that was to TheRon
58:00 <Bastardly_One> all I asked him was why he was suddenly sucking up my bum
58:00 <Bastardly_One> then he went into tears at simba
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and hurt quit
58:00 <faux> wheres partay
58:00 <partay> wait what ?
58:00 <faux> 24-0
58:00 <faux> dragons
58:00 <faux> ;D
58:00 <partay> oh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> watching union I believe
58:00 <partay> *sigh*
58:00 <faux> lolll
58:00 <Picard> lol
58:00 <faux> whove you tipped for the rest of the round
58:00 <Picard> he must be on a bender
59:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in other channels
59:00 <faux> who? PandasOnDrugs
59:00 <Picard> yes
59:00 <Picard> he is raging 
00:00 <faux> is it a voicemail he left you?
00:00 <Picard> yep
00:00 <Picard> might take it to the cops lol
00:00 <partay> rabbits, tigers, roosters, broncos 
00:00 <faux> go to vocaroo.com
00:00 <Zade> he never rings me
00:00 <faux> press record and play it on loudspeaker
00:00 <Picard> ok
00:00 <faux> then link us
00:00 <couleurs> lol
00:00 <partay> lol
00:00 <Picard> will do it later, have people here now
00:00 <couleurs> NO DO IT NOW
01:00 <faux> i tipped souths, tigers, roosters and canberra
01:00 <faux> canberra at home are pretty good
01:00 <partay> hahaha
01:00 <partay> whoops
01:00 <partay> ill bet my penis brisbane win
02:00 <Picard> no, i will do it later
03:00 <Picard> give me your number and i will forward the msg to u
03:00 <faux> .
03:00 <Picard> pm it to me
03:00 <faux> .......
03:00 <faux> lol
03:00 <faux> no
04:00 <faux> just do what i said
04:00 <Picard> just fucking do it
04:00 <faux> get fucked
04:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ay699qcSb4
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Radiohead - karma police (Aug 13, 2006) 0 - Category: Music - 1,064,062 - 3,538 likes (97.6%), 88 dislikes (2.4%)
04:00 <Picard> well fuck u
04:00 <partay> lol
04:00 <Serenity> dafaq is happening
04:00 <Bastardly_One> that explains milk right there
04:00 <faux> picard wants my number and id rather die
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Radiofuckinghead
04:00 <faux> whsts wrong with radiohead
04:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder milk is so fucked up
04:00 <faux> ...
04:00 <partay> someone wants to cut pictards head off 
04:00 <faux> bit judgmental
05:00 <Bastardly_One> what's right with them?
05:00 <TheRon> The horses
05:00 <Picard> oh fuck off u whore
05:00 <faux> lol
05:00 <couleurs> i like radio head 2
05:00 <TheRon> Picard please
05:00 <faux> calm your bald head m8
05:00 <Picard> lol
05:00 <doctor> This is a song for faux https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hqUyBs-ggI
05:00 <Picard> my head is about to be cut off
05:00 <TheRiddler> :(
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kate Bush - Wuthering Heights ( Tradução ).wmv (Date not found) 4:39 - Category: Music - 22,487 - 110 likes (96.5%), 4 dislikes (3.5%)
05:00 <partay> hahaha
05:00 <Picard> settle
05:00 <TheRon> Nice
05:00 <faux> kates bush
05:00 <doctor> shes lovely
05:00 <faux> ill listen after the footy doc
05:00 <Serenity> buuush
05:00 <faux> 8 minutes
05:00 <TheRiddler> I come back to find we're down by 20 :(
05:00 <Picard> im locking all the doors and windows
06:00 <TheRiddler> :'(
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a version of that sung by a guy
06:00 <TheRiddler> looks like not winning this
06:00 <faux> aw ash
06:00 <partay> pictard... he'll make a napkin ring out of your penis 
06:00 <faux> what penis
06:00 <partay> lol
06:00 <faux> ive seen bigger clits
06:00 <TheRon> James Reyna?
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <TheRon> Reyne?
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, nuh Mr Floppy
06:00 <Picard> faux ive got a pic with your name on my penis to send to u
06:00 <faux> so whats wrong with radiohead Bastardly_One
07:00 <faux> my name couldnt fit on your dick Picard
07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZjhMDPzlfs
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MR Floppy - Wuthering Heights (Apr 12, 2009) 3:09 - Category: Music - 14,918 - 83 likes (96.5%), 3 dislikes (3.5%)
07:00 <Serenity> he wrote faux not your actual name
07:00 <partay> its written in 2pr size font 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> Radiohead are pretentious whining english gits
07:00 <faux> TRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
07:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
07:00 <TheRon> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=8Fg-zPKeI9U
07:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, listen to that version and tell me what you think
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Reyne - Wuthering Heights (Jun 29, 2010) 2:23 - Category: Music - 12,282 - 43 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:00 <doctor> alright
08:00 <Zade> yuck james reyne
08:00 <Picard> christina
08:00 <TheRiddler> he wrote fau because he couldn't fit the x
08:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh this is the best version TheRon
08:00 <faux> lmao
08:00 <doctor> hah, i like it
08:00 <TheRiddler> :P
08:00 <faux> my mums cute she hates footy but she just rang me to see whos winning
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... they were so much fun Mr Floppy
09:00 <faux> i told her im streaming it online shes like ISNT THAT ILLEGAL DONT TALK ABOUT IT ON THE PHONE
09:00 <faux> lmao
09:00 <TheRiddler> he also had to use a typewriter
09:00 <faux> shes hilarious
09:00 <Nikky`> lol
09:00 <Nikky`> mums
09:00 <partay> pictard.. make sure you lock your fibro shack up tight 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, you know the Smiths and Morrissey I assume
09:00 <TheRon> Full on Australian crawl
09:00 <TheRiddler> f a u "FUCK!"
09:00 <doctor> of course
09:00 <Bastardly_One> well Mr Floppy did a magnificent song about Morrissey
09:00 <partay> lol faux
09:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on I'll link you
10:00 <faux> shes been drinking with her hubby, their music is so loud shes like HEHE WE'RE HAVIN A PARTY
10:00 <faux> bless her
10:00 <TheRiddler> you have foxtel right?
10:00 <TheRiddler> did you get the movie channels too?
10:00 <faux> nah i use my mates password for foxtel go
10:00 <faux> on me lappy
10:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, you'll get it then ... classic ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW849TP0Bus
10:00 <faux> fuck paying for foxtel
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr Floppy - 100,000 Morrissey's (May 21, 2009) 4:27 - Category: Music - 12,259 - 47 likes (92.2%), 4 dislikes (7.8%)
10:00 <TheRiddler> that's right
10:00 <faux> i dont even watch it now and its free
10:00 <faux> i just watch footy
10:00 <TheRon> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1hpzRJCZ0oE
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Australian Crawl - Oh No Not You Again (1981) (Date not found) 4:59 - Category: Music - 53,551 - 214 likes (98.6%), 3 dislikes (1.4%)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what shall we do? what shall we do ooo when 100,000 Morrisseys come marching over the hill
11:00 <faux> i dont even watch normal teevs much... i pump the radio channels when im cleaning
11:00 <faux> LOL
12:00 <Picard> sif u clean
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the morrissey whine in the middle
12:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
12:00 <faux> Serenity
12:00 <doctor> lol
12:00 <faux> [21:11] <Picard> sif u clean
12:00 <Serenity> hello
12:00 <faux> llllllllllllllllllllllol
12:00 <Serenity> LOL
12:00 <Serenity> oh thats funny
12:00 <faux> im so ocd you could eat off my toilet
13:00 <Zade> i dont clean my place
13:00 <Bastardly_One> either do I 
13:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I get someone else to do it 
13:00 <Zade> same
13:00 <Serenity> im pretty obsessive with my cleaning and faux is about 10x worse (better??) than i am
13:00 <[Maverick]> so do I 
14:00 <faux> lolllll
14:00 <faux> omg
14:00 <faux> we won
14:00 <[Maverick]> I mean, well one of the cleaners here does a good job at polishing 
14:00 <faux> 30-0
14:00 <faux> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
14:00 <faux> ::::::::::::::::::::::::DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
14:00 <Serenity> good jerb
14:00 <[Maverick]> hell yeah 
14:00 <faux> im so kheppy
14:00 <[Maverick]> not that I know >.>
14:00 <TheRon> http://youtube.com/watch?v=FMmBwCSk6sw
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: James Reyne - Hammerhead (1987) (Date not found) 3:56 - Category: Music - 9,426 - 46 likes (93.9%), 3 dislikes (6.1%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you TheRon
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that'll be stuck in my head now
15:00 <TheRon> Nice
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you've been hanging in the nicest places ...
15:00 <partay> pictard seems very nervous that'll he'll have a visitor creeping around his house at 2am tomorrow morning 
15:00 <Maurice> Is [Maverick] boning the help
15:00 <Maurice> Uhm mah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> next it'll be fucking Fall of Rome
15:00 <Zade> worst words in the english language are zayden, i cant come and clean your place next week
15:00 <[Maverick]> of course I am 
15:00 <TheRon> Well...
15:00 <Serenity> lol Maurice the cleaners -.-
15:00 <Maurice> You filthy whore
15:00 <[Maverick]> ONE OF THE CLEANERS 
15:00 <Maurice> How is he in the sack?
15:00 <Maurice> BAM
15:00 <ShadowLurker> yo b1
16:00 <[Maverick]> I wasn't even here a week and I was already doing tonsil checks 
16:00 <Serenity> looool
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmm hi?
16:00 <[Maverick]> gtfo Maurice
16:00 <ShadowLurker> get yourself the ftb launcher
16:00 <faux> i want a cleaner you lucky bastard
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yes? 
16:00 <ShadowLurker> and play agragian skies
16:00 <ShadowLurker> man
16:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu panda :P
16:00 <ShadowLurker> RAAGGGGEEEEE
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I gather you two caught it this morning on nick catcher
17:00 <faux> if i had a cleaner id probs clean after them
17:00 <faux> ::::::|
17:00 <Nikky`> And before them
17:00 <Serenity> wtf is happening right now
17:00 <faux> lol true
17:00 <Serenity> i cant follow this convo
17:00 <faux> just ignore b1 and youll understand it
17:00 <faux> LOL
17:00 <[Maverick]> hahahahaha 
17:00 <Serenity> lol!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
17:00 <[Maverick]> easy peasy
17:00 <Bastardly_One> she's right
17:00 <ShadowLurker> theres like 15 half convos 
17:00 <faux> idk what hes ssaying
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes he's right
17:00 <faux> whats a nick catcher
17:00 <TheRon> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gujdbZ1csng
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Come Said The Boy - Mondo Rock (May 19, 2007) 4:33 - Category: Music - 441,832 - 1,392 likes (98.3%), 24 dislikes (1.7%)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> who ever does faux?
17:00 <faux> and yes everyones right
17:00 <[Maverick]> it's what Bastardly_One's bumhole is 
17:00 <Zade> i clean up a bit before she arrives, but best 50 bucks a week anyone can spend 
18:00 <[Maverick]> oh... I thought you said dickcatcher 
18:00 <Serenity> a nick catcher is a window that opens and puts the line of text from your highlighted nicks in it
18:00 <ShadowLurker> lol darx
18:00 <Serenity> every time someone says serenity it gets sent to a separate window so if im not here i can see whats been said if its off the buffer
18:00 <faux> o
18:00 <faux> Serenity
18:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity
18:00 <faux> LOL
18:00 <[Maverick]> hahah \
18:00 <Serenity> [7:12pm] faux in #melbourne : Serenity
18:00 <Serenity> [7:18pm] faux in #melbourne : Serenity
18:00 <Serenity> [7:18pm] [Maverick] in #melbourne : Serenity
18:00 <Serenity> like that
18:00 <faux> i want an iceblcok
18:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck up my fone buzzes 
19:00 <faux> Serenity
19:00 <[Maverick]> hahaha 
19:00 <ShadowLurker> belipp
19:00 <[Maverick]> ShadowLurker
19:00 <faux> shoosh you
19:00 <ShadowLurker> not now im on it
19:00 <ShadowLurker> im pooping btw
19:00 <ShadowLurker> so you know
19:00 <faux> me fave pasttime
19:00 <Serenity> slaps dont go to the catcher tho
19:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
19:00 <Serenity> dunno why
20:00 <ShadowLurker> strange
20:00 <faux> his most commo
20:00 <Bastardly_One> probably because it's an action?
20:00 <faux> oh
20:00 <faux> beiruhofgjnaeg
20:00 <[Maverick]> I need more coffee
21:00 <milk> I need more heroin
21:00 <TheRon> Hi
21:00 <faux> I KNOW
21:00 <faux> i ean
21:00 <faux> weking
21:00 <faux> LOLL
21:00 <faux> ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
21:00 <ShadowLurker> *07:20:39 PM* <[Maverick]> I need more cock
21:00 <milk> this city is awash with smack
21:00 <TheRiddler> wanking
21:00 <Serenity> LOL
21:00 <Serenity> omg
21:00 <[Maverick]>   *07:20:39 PM* <[Maverick]> ShadowLurker wants my shaft 
22:00 <faux> <faux> penis
22:00 <ShadowLurker> and
22:00 <[Maverick]> haha 
22:00 <faux> 3 people i went to school with got married today
22:00 <Serenity> to each other?
22:00 <faux> isnt it weird
22:00 <faux> like the same day
22:00 <faux> LOL no
22:00 <Serenity> isnt it strangeeee
22:00 <faux> isnt it ironic dontcha think
22:00 <Serenity> even though we're just two strangerssss
22:00 <Serenity> on this runaway trainnn
22:00 <faux> ist like rayeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaayyyyn
22:00 <Bastardly_One> on your wedding day
23:00 <TheRon> Isn't it moronic
23:00 <milk> fuck
23:00 <milk> just a taste
23:00 <[Maverick]> wooo Zeds Dead is playing at work tonight 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
24:00 <[Maverick]> yes. 
24:00 <milk> fuck this you're a bunch of gays
24:00 <couleurs> Agreed !
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be happy about going to work in that case
25:00 <[Maverick]> I work at a venue which is only for international artists.. 
25:00 <TheRon> Way out west where the rain don't fall
26:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=883285431685616&id=397479586932872
26:00 <Serenity> lol that is hilarious
26:00 <Serenity> OMG DAT IZ DISCUSTING
26:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kblcpwbYRk
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BIG MAN ( Zed is Dead - Clip officiel - 2012 ) (Date not found) 6:46 - Category: Music - 2,797 - 30 likes (93.8%), 2 dislikes (6.3%)
26:00 <faux> rofllllll
26:00 <faux> Depends on the age.. young kids can choke on popcorn pretty easily.. so maybe opt for chips or something?
27:00 <faux> idk why thats so funny
27:00 <faux> not even mad at the sex, just dont let your kids choke while youre chokin on dick
27:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
27:00 <Serenity> nearly everyone whos got small kids has done something like that
27:00 <Serenity> i cant work out why its wrong or disgusting
27:00 <Serenity> maybe im gross
28:00 <faux> it reminds me of that friends episode
28:00 <faux> when theyre babysitting emma and chandler and monica do it
28:00 <Maurice> And Joey takes her
28:00 <faux> joey comes in and hears them and takes her to his place LOL and they come out and thyere like omg where is she
28:00 <faux> lolol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of that show
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what is lisa cudrow being pooed on about?
29:00 <faux> yes
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw her on the news the other day but didn't catch it
29:00 <faux> google
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not that interested enough
29:00 <Serenity> shes in that bad neighbours
29:00 <faux> and its kudrow
29:00 <faux> http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/friends-star-lisa-kudrow-demands-retrial-over-jurors-love-letter-20140604-zrx70.html
30:00 <Maurice> http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/friends-star-lisa-kudrow-demands-retrial-over-jurors-love-letter-20140604-zrx70.html
30:00 <Maurice> Well then
30:00 <faux> lol
30:00 <faux> i thikn shes aged so beautifully
30:00 <Maurice> Shes funny in Easy A
30:00 <faux> courtney cox looks so fake now
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she still looks nice
30:00 <faux> obv jen aniston is a babe
30:00 <TheRon> I am a real American, fight for the rights of very man
30:00 <TheRon> Every
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Jen has to of had 200 nip and tucks
31:00 <faux> During its decade-long run, Friends became one of the world's most popular sitcoms, and Kudrow's salary soared from $US13,500 per episode to $US1 million.
31:00 <faux> wow
31:00 <faux> imagine earning a mil per ep
31:00 <faux> heck imagine earning 13,500k per ep
31:00 <Serenity> lol fuck
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and on top of that
32:00 <TheRon> What the fuck is mr Kennedy doing?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> all the royalities from sydication and repeats
33:00 <faux> http://bossip.com/967272/most-inappropriate-prom-dresses-of-201439204/
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Maverick
34:00 <TheRon> Goose
34:00 <Bastardly_One> check the bassist out ... you're gonna have fun at work
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0yRqmYySy8
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Zed is Dead - My Empire [Live @La Maison de l'Oradou] (Date not found) 5:03 - Category: Music - 577 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:00 <faux> lol http://bossip.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/bk8w19ncqaaytmq.jpg?w=500&h=533 ?!!!!!!!
34:00 <TheRon> Iceman
34:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is that?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what is it 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but what?
35:00 <faux> i wish the government would fund stylists  4 people
35:00 <Picard> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> in her case
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she's be the first to get a grant
36:00 <Picard> then you could leave the house faux??
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good one!
36:00 <faux> what does peoples style have to do with me leaving the houe
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I had of thought of it
36:00 <faux> idgi
36:00 <Bastardly_One> if you had one of your own
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Jayzarse
36:00 <faux> pfft, i can dress
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Jayzarse = Jesus
37:00 <Picard> if u look like a bogan u would be ashamed to leave the house
37:00 <Serenity> isnt this whole ermergerd ferx do you even leave da house thing like.. so 3 years ago
37:00 <TheRon> I can't
37:00 <faux> why is picard talking about being social when he apparently has people over but is hiding away on the internet
37:00 <faux> im confused
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <Picard> im stiing on the couch with the laptop
37:00 <Bastardly_One> reasonable comeback
37:00 <Bastardly_One> faux 1 
37:00 <faux> yeah Serenity it is, people have nothing else
37:00 <Picard> these cunts just wont go, they drink my wine,watch my footy and wont fucing leave
38:00 <couleurs> probably lying about the voicemail 2 i wanted 2 hear that retard talk 
38:00 <TheRon> Behold the king, the king of the kings....,,.on your knees dog
38:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently its evolution 
38:00 <Picard> thats no lie
38:00 <Picard> will do it later on the ipad
39:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10414559_1512523372309840_3466911959730312899_n.jpg
39:00 <Serenity> this girl
39:00 <Serenity> is sooo pretty
39:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
39:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see Monday?
39:00 <TheRon> Yes
39:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
39:00 <faux> khloe kardashian?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what about last night ... or not yet?
39:00 <couleurs> is that chewbacca
39:00 <TheRon> Oh hang on, I watched raw
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Raw
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <Serenity> is that who it is
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Payback was fucking excellent for a change too
40:00 <faux> oui
40:00 <partay> AAAARRGGGHHH my eyes... was that a Kardashain ??
40:00 <TheRon> Don't really watch smack down
40:00 <Serenity> LOL @ me
40:00 <Serenity> i had no idea
40:00 <faux> shes gross
40:00 <Bastardly_One> either do I but I wanted to see Bray's speech
40:00 <Serenity> but her face is gorgeous there
40:00 <faux> she has fat face syndrome
40:00 <faux> https://s.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/QHaJSaGd1sDTi5HoKfGxjQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTMxMDtxPTc1O3NtPTE7dz0zMTA-/http://media.zenfs.com/289/2011/08/02/KhloeKardashian_070652.jpg
40:00 <faux> vom
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah Rollins ... *blinks*
40:00 <Serenity> oh see she doesnt look like that in the other one
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if Dave will come back and turn sides
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he's contracted for about another 18mths
41:00 <TheRon> Essendon scum just gave a gws bloke the big show knockout punch
41:00 <faux> she reminsd me of miss piggy http://newsitems.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Khloe-Kardashian-Shares-Pic-On-Instagram-Revealing-Tiny-Waist-2.jpg
41:00 <Serenity> ok i dont think shes pretty in that
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <faux> what about this one http://images.thehollywoodgossip.com/iu/t_full/v1364527488/khloe-kardashian-no-makeup.jpg
42:00 <Serenity> oh thats sexy...
42:00 <faux> haha
42:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently that show they're doing 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> started tonight in the US
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean this morning ... whatever the fuck Fri night was
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's as woeful as expected
42:00 <TheRiddler> have you see kim naked
42:00 <faux> her face reminds me of jennifer coolidge
42:00 <Serenity> so weird how people can look completely not like themselves in photos
42:00 <faux> that squished up plastic look
43:00 <faux> http://hairstyles.thehairstyler.com/hairstyle_views/front_view_images/6929/original/Jennifer-Coolidge.jpg
43:00 <Serenity> that woman haha
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <Serenity> i dont think ive ever seen her play a role where she wasnt a complete dough brain
43:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently the house they finally got is middle market too because the higher end houses wouldn't rent to them
43:00 <Maurice> Shes hilarious as sophie
43:00 <faux> http://archive.longislandpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Jennifer-Coolidge-i105144.jpg
43:00 <faux> is sophie in 2 broke girls
43:00 <faux> i was trying to remeber the name
43:00 <Serenity> her face has to be fake
43:00 <TheRiddler> acutally they're probably fake
44:00 <TheRon> Aus vs France if you don't wanna know the score look away now
44:00 <Maurice> I like the ep where her and Olegs bowling ball kept falling into the girls apartment
44:00 <faux> have you watched her porno ash
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I only watch 2 Broke Girls for the other one
44:00 <faux> its so boring i wanted to die
44:00 <faux> she just kept saying IM SHY
44:00 <partay> faux post link
44:00 <faux> no youre not you fucking slut just bone him already
44:00 <faux> i dont have a link
44:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV2b8oDwHZA
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 Broke Girls - CBS Trailer - Parody (Date not found) 2:04 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 347,867 - 3,938 likes (94.9%), 211 dislikes (5.1%)
44:00 <TheRon> Fuck me drunk what a drubbing, 50 points to 12 in what was often a spiteful encounter
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
45:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
45:00 <Nikky`> Well if anyone fucks you TheRon.. it would be drunk, when are you sober?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> gws won or?
45:00 <faux> here partay: http://www.youporn.com/watch/7740058/kim-kardashian-fucking-rapper-ray-j/
46:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
46:00 <TheRon> Aus v France in the rugby union
46:00 <TheRiddler> aus was 15-6
46:00 <Serenity> :o
46:00 <TheRiddler> how can they be 50-12 lol
46:00 <TheRon> I know I was merely making a point
47:00 <faux> this is the worst 'porno' ever
47:00 <partay> faux lol
47:00 <faux> ray j is funny though
47:00 <faux> hes like YEAH
47:00 <faux> lkol
47:00 <partay> its 50-16
48:00 <partay> 2 mins
48:00 <partay> haha
48:00 <TheRon> Bastadly_One, motors too fast
48:00 <partay> she likes black dick 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon, what scares me is I know his songs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't really think I knew that many
49:00 <TheRiddler> you idiot TheRon lol
49:00 <TheRiddler> it's aus smashing them
49:00 <faux> hehe she has a cheeseburger cunt
49:00 <Serenity> he has a sizable dong
49:00 <TheRon> That's what isaid
50:00 <TheRiddler> you were acting like it was france winning
50:00 <TheRon> Was not
50:00 <TheRiddler> was too
50:00 <TheRiddler> not look at the scores you said lol
50:00 <TheRon> I was being smart
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lies!
50:00 <TheRon> You're too literal
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's you ... can't be smart
51:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna go to the Lalor?
51:00 <TheRon> No
51:00 <Bastardly_One> karoke ... 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwww, I'd come to laugh at you
51:00 <partay> cheeseburger
51:00 <TheRon> Do Neil diamond number?
51:00 <Serenity> him licking hr cheeseburger makes me want to vom
51:00 <Serenity> OFF
51:00 <partay> yep
51:00 <partay> ewwwww
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I was just sick in my mouth
52:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks Serenity
52:00 <couleurs> some1 email that video 2 kanye fukcen punk'd!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <TheRon> The bulldogs are fucked
53:00 <TheRon> CARN the giants
53:00 <[Maverick]> of course they are fucked. 
53:00 <[Maverick]> they have TheRiddler following them 
53:00 <[Maverick]> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/p75x225/10320430_10203480195473080_2082566174397749597_n.jpg
53:00 <TheRon> So he's the one
54:00 <[Maverick]> no, he is not Neo 
54:00 <[Maverick]> didn't you know.. Pieter is.
54:00 <faux> lollllllllll
54:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/543253_428939690462429_395137579_n.jpg
54:00 <Serenity> pieter legit thinks hes neo
55:00 <Serenity> its weird
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
55:00 <Serenity> yuh
55:00 <Bastardly_One> have never seen that rant 
55:00 <Nikky`> Night guys n dolls
55:00 <Bastardly_One> night Nikky`
55:00 <[Maverick]> night Nikky`
55:00 <Nikky`> xx
55:00 <TheRon> Is Pieter somewhere passed out in a gutter tonight?
55:00 <Serenity> we can hope
55:00 <[Maverick]> let's hope so 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh whois him
56:00 <[Maverick]> gtfo 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> shads has found his ice stash though
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas and shads must be sharing Piet's stash they rolled him for 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they're both extra erradict at present
57:00 <TheRon> Pieter doesn't like having dogs in house, they find his stash
57:00 <Serenity> erratic?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> scattered
58:00 <Serenity> yeah look what you typed
58:00 <Bastardly_One> would of been the right word maybe Serenity
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know ... I thought the gist came over though
58:00 <TheRon> Fucked up?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> going back to the dog post though
59:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone noticed how anti drugs cats seem to be?
00:00 <TheRon> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Redgum - I Was Only 19 (1983) (Date not found) 4:32 - Category: Music - 2,417,995 - 9,252 likes (98.2%), 166 dislikes (1.8%)
00:00 <Picard> u cunts owe me
00:00 <Picard> i take the credit for pandis leaving 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no, if anyone simba
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't take credit if you weren't here
01:00 <Picard> he was here when i arrived
01:00 <Bastardly_One> was faux really
01:00 <Picard> he raged about me pm flooding him
01:00 <Bastardly_One> with her bff's comment
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hungry
02:00 <doctor> cookie
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I might make a rissoto
03:00 <doctor> good time for a rissoto
03:00 <TheRon> This time of night
03:00 <Serenity> bloody cold tonight
03:00 <doctor> it can work
03:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <Picard> fat bastard
03:00 <TheRon> Get that stock nice and hot
03:00 <Bastardly_One> at this time of night
04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's breakfast time
04:00 <doctor> 2am for a roast chicken
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I might ... it's cold over here too
04:00 <TheRon> 4am KFC
04:00 <Bastardly_One> bet you guys are warmer
04:00 <doctor> nice TheRon
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 9 ... feels like 6
05:00 <TheRon> Take me back to you it's been a long time
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
05:00 <doctor> noiseworks
05:00 <TheRon> Love it
05:00 <faux> [06:09] <PandasDontDrive> k, I told sezz I would
05:00 <faux> [06:10] <PandasDontDrive> leaving melb chan, cheers n shit
05:00 <faux> [06:10] <PandasDontDrive> watev
05:00 <faux> [06:10] <PandasDontDrive> many penguins!
05:00 <faux> [06:10] * PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) has left #melbourne
06:00 <Serenity> oh yeah he told me that last night
06:00 <TheRon> Did pandas take something today?
06:00 <TheRon> Or not?
06:00 <Defunct> Lols what a fucken pleb
06:00 <TheRon> Seems nuts
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he's been lost for days
07:00 <Defunct> Oh no!
07:00 <partay> man
07:00 <partay> what a tard
08:00 <doctor> he's a good lad. he wouldnt ride off like he does if someone doesnt provoke him
08:00 <Bastardly_One> give it a few more humiliations and he'll learn not to lose it in public
09:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, that's so not true
09:00 <Picard> `seen pandasdontdrive
09:00 <Bastardly_One> there isn't a need for provocation
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he just starts
09:00 <Serenity> yeah i think hes provoked more often than not tbh even when hes being normal
09:00 <Picard> 'seen pandasdontdrive
09:00 <Picard> !seen pandasdontdrive
09:00 <Dark_Weather> I found 21 matches to your query. Here are the 5 most recent (sorted): PandasDontDrive slinky_J deadpandadolls puffinbillies PandasDontNS. Picard, PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) was last seen leaving #melbourne 4 hours 49 minutes ago (6.07 17:20) stating: () after spending 5 hours 52 minutes there.
10:00 <Picard> lmfao @ Serenity defending the drug fucked moron
10:00 <TheRon> We're the kids in America woah oh
10:00 <Picard> there is no excuse for the voicemail he left me
10:00 <Serenity> i dont give a fuck about the voicemail he sent you
10:00 <Serenity> im talking about in this channel
10:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/3/12/enhanced/webdr07/anigif_enhanced-31508-1401812520-1.gif
10:00 <faux> me rn
10:00 <Picard> he did it here alos
10:00 <Picard> also
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you ... pander ... to him IMO
11:00 <Serenity> picard youve been stirring him up for the last 6 weeks with your pathetic flooding and abusing about his parents
11:00 <Picard> threatened to cut my head off,rape my family why i watch then kill them
11:00 <Serenity> i care not
11:00 <Serenity> i dont pander to him. hes told off when he needs it. i just dont abuse him and carry on like the rest of you do
11:00 <Picard> lol @ 6 weeks
11:00 <Serenity> i dont feel the need to
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I give it when I get it 
11:00 <Picard> u dont ban him yet u ban others for less
12:00 <Serenity> bullshit
12:00 <TheRon> So Carlton
12:00 <Serenity> hes been banned a lot by me
12:00 <Serenity> and maurice
12:00 <Bastardly_One> otherwise I leave him alone
12:00 <faux> i give it when he licks my asshole for no reason and then abuses me the next 5 minutes
12:00 <Picard> u know it so why deny it
12:00 <TheRon> They tried just weren't quite good enough
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so Carlton
12:00 <Serenity> no picard i dont know it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I might ban myself from watching games this year
12:00 <Bastardly_One> so we can fucking win one
12:00 <Picard> lol @ essendon
12:00 <Serenity> ive banned him a lot for his out of control abuse
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
12:00 <Picard> just getting over the line over gws
13:00 <Picard> when was his last ban?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> she's banned him flat out with pedo shit with me
13:00 <Serenity> oh just let me check my ban diary for a date
13:00 <Serenity> ...
13:00 <faux> the other day he asked me what i was painting these days and asked to see them .. in this channel ... i said no because tomorrow youll change your mine and say OMGZ CAN U EVN PAINT .. and it happened the next day
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ ban diary
13:00 <faux> his mood swings are fucking embarrassing
13:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
13:00 <faux> mind*
13:00 <Picard> they sure are
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yes embarrassing
13:00 <faux> just yesterday he was like
13:00 <faux> omgz u kant evn paint ur paintgzi n r shit i noe art
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <Picard> he has some mental illness, maybe we shouldnt be so hard on the cunt
13:00 <faux> hes so fucked up its fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking weird
14:00 <Serenity> thats cool i just dont like people getting snappy at me because i wont join in on the hate
14:00 <TheRon> It's strange he's alright with me
14:00 <Serenity> i have no reason to do i wont
14:00 <faux> yeah
14:00 <Serenity> so*
14:00 <faux> thats fair enough
14:00 <Picard> lol @ essendon
14:00 <Picard> just getting over the line over gws
14:00 <TheRon> They won
14:00 <faux> people who agree with everything shit me
14:00 <faux> looking at you Bastardly_One
14:00 <Picard> faux SAME
14:00 <Serenity> hahah
14:00 <Picard> oops caps
14:00 <Serenity> i was just about to say that
14:00 <faux> SAME
14:00 <faux> ^^
14:00 <faux> lol
14:00 <Serenity> HAHA
14:00 <faux> that worked out well
14:00 <TheRon> Faux watching souths v warriors
14:00 <faux> nah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you on about now?
15:00 <Matthew> lol @ richmond ... losing by 9 goals against a side who "just" got over the line against GWS
15:00 <faux> whats the score
15:00 <Bastardly_One> what am I agreeing with this time?
15:00 <faux> Bastardly_One: we're saying that you agree with everything
15:00 <TheRon> Souths 6 warriors 10
15:00 <faux> nooooooo
15:00 <faux> really
15:00 <faux> how long to go
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be wrong then
15:00 <faux> .
15:00 <TheRon> Half hour in
15:00 <Picard> richmond belted gws u faggot
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think you're half as awesome as you think you are for instance
16:00 <Matthew> we belted you bald cunt
16:00 <faux> lmao
16:00 <Bastardly_One> many other things I'd disagree with too
16:00 <Picard> we belted gws
16:00 <Matthew> 104-54
16:00 <Matthew> LOLLL
16:00 <TheRon> We all love to belt a bake cuntl
16:00 <Picard> so how good are u really?
16:00 <Picard> no good at all id say
16:00 <TheRon> Bald
16:00 <Matthew> we are currently 3 wins, 11% and 50 points better than you
16:00 <partay> i like how pictard says "we".. like that fat cunt could run 100m without having a heart attack
16:00 <Matthew> so suck on my fat cock arsehole
16:00 <Picard> still wont help u make finals loser
16:00 <faux> i say we when referring to my team
16:00 <TheRon> Language geez
17:00 <faux> and id die in a scrum
17:00 <partay> faux id feel you up in a scrum 
17:00 <faux> id like to be infront of cooper though
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <TheRon> I'd die motor boating
17:00 <faux> eesh
17:00 <TheRon> Cooper Cronkite?
17:00 <TheRon> Cronk
18:00 <faux> NAH
18:00 <faux> MATT COOPER
18:00 <faux> oops caps
18:00 <faux> hes retired tho
18:00 <faux> wah
18:00 <Picard> partgay you would be more likely to feel up Matthew in a scrum
18:00 <faux>  Serenity irl http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/3/12/enhanced/webdr02/anigif_enhanced-10847-1401812780-41.gif
19:00 <Serenity> thats just mean
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <faux> its cute
19:00 <Matthew> Serenity is divine
20:00 <Picard> lol
20:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <Picard> kiss arse
20:00 <Serenity> i took your ban off to be nice. you best be behaving yourself
20:00 <TheRon> 3 for the warriors, stole the ball made meters and got a penalty
20:00 <Picard> Matthew why are you back here?
20:00 <Serenity> i dont need a reason to put it back
20:00 <doctor> Matthew is divine
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you all ... I'm going to go make rissoto
20:00 <Picard> you told me in random the people of melbourne are scum
20:00 <doctor> Serenity has brass balls of steel
20:00 <faux> omg i ran out of yoghurt
20:00 <faux> my life is ruined
20:00 <Serenity> :(
20:00 <faux> mango n passionfruit yogz
20:00 <Picard> ewww yoghurt
20:00 <faux> mmmmmm
20:00 <ShadowLurker> blass balls of steel
20:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
20:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
20:00 <faux> blass
21:00 <doctor> It's not a bad thing
21:00 <TheRon> I have some strawberry Greek yoghurt in the fridge
21:00 <ShadowLurker> BLASS UR ASS
21:00 <ShadowLurker> is it brass of steel
21:00 <Serenity> yogurt is da bessst
21:00 <Matthew> stop spreading unfounded rumours
21:00 <Picard> lmfao
21:00 <Picard> damn i wish i logged
21:00 <ShadowLurker> is that the actual mattjew
21:00 <faux> Yes
21:00 <faux> hence 'divine'
21:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
21:00 <TheRon> Logged?
21:00 <Serenity> flogged
21:00 <faux> bogged
21:00 <B1-not-here> Matthew, see the bombers shoot up, up
21:00 <Matthew> sorry I thought Serenity was somebody else
21:00 <faux> .
21:00 <faux> urgh
21:00 <faux> ok
22:00 <Picard> oopps sorry talking of logs will get Matthew erect
22:00 <faux> finishing this ep
22:00 <TheRiddler> my team lost by 8pts :(
22:00 <Picard> my team are no good
22:00 <Picard> do i care?
22:00 <Picard> no
22:00 <TheRon> Richmond?
22:00 <Picard> yes
23:00 <B1-not-here> oh you poor cunt
23:00 <TheRon> I hope they come tenth
23:00 <Matthew> I love how Picard plays the whole "Oh I so don't care about sport" card whenever his complete FAIL of a team regularly fail to perform... yet with every rare victory he is a raging fan
23:00 <B1-not-here> the rest of my family are richmond supporters
23:00 <TheRon> Ninth seems cruel
23:00 <ShadowLurker> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
23:00 <ShadowLurker> back to minecraft
23:00 <TheRiddler> we dont lose by much thankfully
23:00 <Picard> never Matthew
23:00 <B1-not-here> anyway, this rissoto isn't making itself
24:00 <Picard> either way it doesnt effect my life so i dont get emotional
24:00 <TheRon> Souths may have scored
24:00 <Matthew> did the Failabies win ?
24:00 <Picard> anyone who gets emotional over sport is a fool
25:00 <TheRon> Yes
25:00 <TheRon> 50. 21
25:00 <Matthew> England were typically ripped off against the refs in NZ in a very winnable game
25:00 <Matthew> spastics
26:00 <TheRon> English play cricket against Sri Lanka tonight?
26:00 <Matthew> not sure... don't care when we play them
26:00 <Matthew> only AUS, SA or India
26:00 <TheRon> Who's in the final at the French open tonight?
26:00 <Picard> lol
26:00 <Picard> now he doesnt care
27:00 <Picard> did u care when they were belted in australia?
27:00 <Matthew> yes of course I did
27:00 <Matthew> just like I cared when we belted AUS in England this time last year
27:00 <Picard> who is the number one side in the world?
27:00 <TheRon> England thought they'd come over and just win it
28:00 <Picard> sure did
28:00 <Matthew> England have some issues to resolve, yes
28:00 <Matthew> the talent is still there however
28:00 <TheRon> Pietersen
28:00 <Picard> half of them are imports
28:00 <TheRon> A bloke that talented just plays that's it
29:00 <Matthew> Pietersen is like Picard... just poison when around others
29:00 <Matthew> better off without him... needs to move on
29:00 <TheRon> Get a team of robots
29:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
30:00 <Picard> how bad are the saints
30:00 <TheRon> Bad
30:00 <TheRon> Souths 6 warriors 10 half time
30:00 <Matthew> they will still beat Richmond which is pleasing
30:00 <Picard> can u stop obsessing over me ffs
31:00 <Matthew> oh you're going to play your most used card now are you ?
31:00 <TheRon> Back Australia and Brazil
32:00 <Picard> do u see me mentioning you all the time?
32:00 <partay> pictard SA is the No1 test team 
33:00 <TheRon> Watch Brazil play on espn
33:00 <TheRon> Taking pings 30 meters outside the box
33:00 <Picard> son again u are incorrect
34:00 <Picard> partgay u dissapoint me
34:00 <TheRon> India I believe is no 1
34:00 <Picard> your knowledge is dissapointing 
34:00 <partay> no
34:00 <Picard> aust are number one test side
34:00 <partay> India are No. 2 
35:00 <TheRon> Wd Aussies
35:00 <TheRon> Those rankings mean shit
35:00 <Matthew> exactly... they are pathetic
35:00 <Picard> acutally i was wrong aust are number 1
35:00 <Matthew> flawed formula
35:00 <partay> yah they do mean shit
36:00 <TheRon> We were 5th before the sa series
36:00 <Picard> says Matthew who was crowing about the aussies getting belted by the number 1 side
36:00 <Matthew> [22:35:41] <Picard> acutally i was wrong            <<< somebody LOG this
36:00 <TheRon> More logging
36:00 <Picard> Matthew and logs on his chest
36:00 <Picard> his waxed chest
37:00 <Matthew> I prefer a more manly chest tbh
37:00 <TheRon> Crazy but that's how it goes, millions of people living as foes
38:00 <Matthew> seriously... Seal has such an amazing voice
38:00 <Matthew> <#
38:00 <TheRon> Seal?
39:00 <Matthew> YES... Seal
39:00 <Matthew> not the animal
39:00 <TheRon> Dolphins will do anything for sardines
39:00 <TheRon> And I mean anything
40:00 <Picard> http://vocaroo.com/i/s11nLUBlYkjG
40:00 <Picard> panda on his rage
41:00 <Picard> did it work??
41:00 <TheRon> Picard I'm not touching it with a 30 ft pole
41:00 <partay> hahaha you understand andy ?
41:00 <partay> LOLOLOL
41:00 <Picard> lmfao
41:00 <couleurs> lmao
41:00 <Picard> what a sick cunt
41:00 <Picard> he needs help
41:00 <Picard> cut my head off 
41:00 <Picard> rape my family lol
41:00 <partay> dude he knows where you live too
42:00 <couleurs> that rox
42:00 <Picard> so what?
42:00 <Picard> not with my mu here
42:00 <TheRon> Who's gonna win the French open?
42:00 <Picard> lol
42:00 <Picard> rafa
43:00 <Picard> sensational on clay
43:00 <TheRon> The women are on tonight
43:00 <partay> hahaha you understand andy ?
43:00 <Picard> nuh i dont understand
43:00 <Picard> lol @ thompson, the cunt doesnt know how many games they have played
44:00 <Matthew> cannot wait until he leaves
44:00 <Matthew> been a joke this year
44:00 <Picard> they are a joke
44:00 <TheRon> Essendon r u 4 69
44:00 <Picard> u still dont think turd will be back??
44:00 <TheRon> That's the drug isn't it?
45:00 <partay> hi Mew
45:00 <Picard> aod???
45:00 <Picard> and thymosin beta
45:00 <Picard> watson misses the drugs
46:00 <TheRon> See the special coming up on fox footy?
46:00 <Picard> no
46:00 <Picard> when
46:00 <TheRon> Jobe Watson nud rugged
46:00 <TheRon> Nud rugged
46:00 <TheRon> Undrugged
47:00 <TheRon> Fucking tablet
47:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <TheRon> Strip his brownlow I say
48:00 <Matthew> can we strip your fucking hands so we can avoid the constant shit you type...
49:00 <TheRon> No!
49:00 <Picard> truth Matthew
49:00 <Picard> Gill wont protect them like the wog did
49:00 <TheRon> Drug cheats are drug cheats
50:00 <Matthew> nobody is protecting anybody... I knew you'd revert back to your usual love subject (Essendon and drugs)
50:00 <TheRon> We all know what they did
50:00 <Maurice> Theres no such thing as gay, it's just laziness
50:00 <Matthew> TheRon, some little insular man living in buttfuck nowhere who claims to be so informed on the ASADA situation by reading a couple of Fairfax tabloid articles
50:00 <Matthew> sounds like Picard
50:00 <TheRon> Touchy
51:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <Mew> thenthitive*
51:00 <Matthew> here's a medal you fucking muppet
51:00 <Maurice> Get rid of one moron, another takes his place
51:00 <Picard> TheRon dont you be talking bad about the bombers
51:00 <TheRon> My bad
52:00 <Picard> Matthew cannot come to terms with the cheating by his idol jimmy turd
52:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=708261852565118
52:00 <Serenity> tahts a little bit sweet
54:00 <Maurice> Omg Serenity, I've seen that before
54:00 <Serenity> i might have cried a little
54:00 <Serenity> im such a sook these days
54:00 <Maurice> He died
54:00 <Serenity> yeah :(
55:00 <TheRon> I got a bit teary at the end of saving private Ryan
56:00 <TheRon> Oh yes sorry but essendon are cheating scum
56:00 <Picard> lol
57:00 <Picard> i got a bit teary when hird was suspended
57:00 <TheRon> Really
57:00 <Picard> so dissapointed it wasnt life
57:00 <TheRon> Lol so true
58:00 <Picard> hopefully that will come from asada
58:00 <TheRon> Hope they get f'd in the a
58:00 <Matthew> well you tell us Picard... you are so connected to ASADA after all
59:00 <Matthew> who could forget your call that Essendon staff would receive infractions in OCTOBER 2013...
59:00 <Matthew> 8 months later... tick tock tick tock...
02:00 <faux> im crying already and im 30 seconds in
02:00 <Picard> never said i was connected
02:00 <faux> Serenity what ar eyou doing to me
02:00 <Serenity> aw faux lol
02:00 <Serenity> how sweet is he
02:00 <TheRon> The 1999 grand final?
02:00 <Picard> and they are coming, its a complec legal issues. if you understood the law u would know this
03:00 <TheRon> I get a bit teary when I watch that game
03:00 <TheRon> Souths 10 warriors 14
03:00 <TheRon> 56 mins
05:00 <Picard> french open woo hoo
05:00 <Picard> go maria
05:00 <TheRon> My bro won money off the radio for saying he cried during titanic, he never did
05:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Mew> money for nothing
06:00 <TheRon> Yep not bad
06:00 <TheRon> 500 bucks from memory
06:00 <Mew> did he win a microwave oven too?
06:00 <TheRon> No
06:00 <Mew> o
07:00 <TheRon> We had a chuckle afterwards
07:00 <faux> wow Serenity
07:00 <faux> i am bawling my eyes out
07:00 <Serenity> aww
07:00 <faux> young kids getting sick like that is so not fair
07:00 <Serenity> it sucks
07:00 <TheRon> Schindler's list!
07:00 <TheRon> .
07:00 <Serenity> my cousins little boy has brain cancer
07:00 <Serenity> hes only 5 and its fucking awful
07:00 <faux> omg
07:00 <TheRiddler> I need cuddles too
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <faux> cancer is horrible.. for anyone to get but just seeing ch ildren that are sick is so fucking sad
08:00 <TheRon> Better have another scotch
08:00 <faux> TheRiddler if you say cos your football team lost while we're talking about a kid with cancer im going to fucking pee on your shoe
08:00 <TheRon> Faux, souths 16 warriors 14
09:00 <faux> good
09:00 <TheRon> 61 mins
09:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/CWu7R.jpg
09:00 <TheRiddler> I was joking
09:00 <TheRon> Good old captain jack will get you high tonight
10:00 <TheRon> Just a little push and you'll be smiling
11:00 <Serenity> ffs shads is stalking me
11:00 <Serenity> i dont get why he keeps messaging/stalking me...
11:00 <faux> yeah stalking simba too
11:00 <TheRon> Restraining order?
11:00 <faux> he joins my time at random times and floods it with slaps and shit like DIE SIMBA
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <faux> so weird
11:00 <Serenity> i literally havent spoken to him since his ban lol and every day he spams me
11:00 <Serenity> [9:07pm] <lizardtech> SERENITY HAS SHIT STAINED UNDIES ON THE SLUT
12:00 <Picard> lol
12:00 <Picard> do u?
12:00 <TheRon> This guy won't stop stalking me on irc your honour
12:00 <Serenity> not today
12:00 <faux> lmao
13:00 <Serenity> he threatened to bomb my car lol
13:00 <faux> lmao
13:00 <TheRiddler> man ross noble is funny
14:00 <TheRon> I think he tried to blow up a Cobb and co stage coach, he burnt his lips on the exhaust
14:00 <TheRiddler> the exhaust was a horse arse
17:00 <faux> dont let them in  dont let them seee
17:00 <faux> be the good girl youve always had to beee
18:00 <faux> conceal dont feeeeel
18:00 <TheRon> Breakfast in America
18:00 <partay> no supertramp
18:00 <TheRon> No?
18:00 <partay> meh
19:00 <TheRon> Faux, 20 14
19:00 <partay> prefer mi-sex
19:00 <TheRon> 69 mins
19:00 <Mew> compupupupupu
19:00 <Mew> COMPUTERR GAMES
19:00 <partay> Mew chimes in with a winner 
20:00 <TheRon> I'm hungry like the wolf
20:00 <partay> lol Lions won 
20:00 <TheRon> Yes
20:00 <TheRiddler> "she's the 1 that pissed in the bin in manchester"
20:00 <faux> WHO RABBITOHS
20:00 <faux> ?
20:00 <partay> the reflex
20:00 <faux> yayyyyy
20:00 <faux> 5/5 tipping
21:00 <TheRiddler> nice
21:00 <faux> taek that partay
21:00 <TheRiddler> my tipping is pretty bad
21:00 <faux> :D
21:00 <partay> thats fucking bs
21:00 <faux> i thikn the canberra game may let me down
21:00 <faux> but we'll see
21:00 <partay> yep
21:00 <partay> it will
21:00 <TheRiddler> are you going to try that whopper if you get it lol
21:00 <faux> shut up if broncos win you'l be like 2/8
21:00 <faux> lol TheRiddler idk
21:00 <partay> lol
21:00 <partay> no
21:00 <faux> 3
21:00 <TheRon> Who is playing sharapova?
21:00 <faux> :O
21:00 <partay> no i tipped
21:00 <faux> martina hingis
22:00 <partay> rabbits
22:00 <partay> tigers
22:00 <faux> yeah thats why i said 3
22:00 <faux> tigers havecnt played yet
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <partay> pffft
22:00 <faux> nah i tipped tigers too
22:00 <Picard> some ugly bitch
22:00 <faux> marshal was so  good tonight
22:00 <faux> his kicking game was hngg
23:00 <TheRon> What would sharapova be like in bed?
23:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/5ulvh.jpg 
23:00 <TheRon> Bit loud?
23:00 <TheRiddler> imagine cumming skittles
23:00 <TheRiddler> yes I know it's old
23:00 <faux> lol that rules
23:00 <faux> i def swallow
23:00 <faux> i'd*
24:00 <TheRon> Robin swallows, maiden name spits
24:00 <TheRon> Which is it baby, spits or swallows?
25:00 <Picard> lol oldie but a goodie
25:00 <TheRon> Halep 2  - 0
25:00 <Picard> who here has tasted cum?
25:00 <Picard> ladies?
25:00 <Picard> well men also
26:00 <TheRon> No
26:00 <TheRiddler> you
26:00 <Picard> no
26:00 <Picard> Serenity
26:00 <Picard> Matthew?
26:00 <Picard> simba?
26:00 <Picard> partay?
28:00 <Picard> cmon maria
28:00 <Picard> shot
28:00 <TheRon> Nice
29:00 <Matthew> WANG CHUNG
29:00 <TheRon> Dance hall ads
29:00 <TheRon> Days
29:00 <TheRiddler> why so curious
29:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlrR66WX74g
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madness - It Must Be Love (Nov 24, 2008) - Category: Music - -
29:00 <Picard> TheRon how big a flog is james brayshaw
30:00 <TheRon> When he's arming the point home?
30:00 <TheRon> Ramming
30:00 <Picard> anytime
30:00 <Picard> i hate the cunt
30:00 <TheRon> Jeepers
31:00 <partay> pictard take a pill
32:00 <partay> he did play for australia 
32:00 <partay> unlike you
32:00 <Picard> he did not
32:00 <TheRon> websouth Australia
32:00 <Picard> he was fucking useless
32:00 <partay> yes he did 
32:00 <Picard> bullshit he did
32:00 <Picard> shield cricket is all he was capable of
33:00 <partay> hes chairman of north melbourne
33:00 <Picard> fuck partgay im over proving u wrong
33:00 <Picard> so fucking what?
33:00 <Picard> the great pretenders
33:00 <Nessita> Hi
33:00 <TheRon> Step up, smack the crap out of it, white knuckles if you can
34:00 <Picard> Nessita hi
34:00 <faux> llllol
34:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/6/12/enhanced/webdr02/anigif_enhanced-buzz-9035-1402071253-4.gif
34:00 <Nessita> Hi picard
34:00 <Picard> Playing for South Australia and Western Australia, he had a career spanning almost a decade. In that time, he was a consistent batsman, with a first-class batting average of 42.53.[3]
34:00 <Loof> hi andycapped
34:00 <Picard> partgay, again u are wrong
35:00 <Picard> Loof
35:00 <partay> pictard u can cut and paste
35:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/6/11/enhanced/webdr03/enhanced-buzz-20862-1402069812-24.jpg
35:00 <partay> heres loof your retarded twin 
35:00 <TheRon> Thus halep is good
35:00 <Picard> u must get butt fucked every day in life
35:00 <partay> hahahaha
36:00 <partay> says the 60hr week man
36:00 <partay> thats u 
36:00 <partay> slave to the man
36:00 <TheRon> And we'll never be royals
36:00 <partay> Nessita
36:00 <Picard> slave to myself moron
36:00 <Picard> again u are wrong
36:00 <partay> haha same thing 
36:00 <partay> dickwad
36:00 <Nessita> Yeah?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I am googling this Bradshaw loser 
37:00 <Picard> every hour im working its money for me, no other cunt
37:00 <Picard> lol Bastardly_One
37:00 <partay> pictard is jealous
37:00 <Serenity> how come its mostly the guys having bitchy fights on here all the time
37:00 <Serenity> and the girls hardly ever
37:00 <Picard> he is a fuck head
37:00 <partay> yeah but $10 an hour dude 
37:00 <Picard> lol @ $10
37:00 <partay> hardly worth it
37:00 <Picard> u do the math lad, last year i paid $57k in tax
38:00 <partay> hahahahahahaha
38:00 <Nessita> ....
38:00 <partay> thats about 250K
38:00 <TheRon> Get a tax haven
38:00 <Bastardly_One> James Antony Brayshaw (born 11 May 1967) is a former state cricketer and now Australian television and radio personality. As a cricketer he was known as Jamie Brayshaw. He is the son of former Western Australian cricketer and Australian rules footballer Ian Brayshaw, and the brother of Mark Brayshaw, a former Kangaroos AFL player. He is currently serving as Chairman of the North Melbourne 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Football Club, as well as the Melbourne Renegades cricket team.
38:00 <Picard> TheRon i run a farm at a big loss to offset tax'
38:00 <Dark_Weather> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvK-ZAkWMxg
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Antonov AN-225 "Mriya" the world's largest jet. 6 engines / 1,411,000 lbs t/o weight www.kbvp.com (Date not found) 4:05 - Category: Entertainment - 15,077 - 20 likes (90.9%), 2 dislikes (9.1%)
38:00 <Picard> and several investment properties
38:00 <Dark_Weather> wattah beast ......... 6 turbo fans
39:00 <partay> wait you paid 57K in tax with investment properties
39:00 <partay> LOLOL
39:00 <partay> oh man
39:00 <Picard> correct
39:00 <partay> hi georgeandwell
39:00 <partay> lolz
39:00 <Picard> unlike u partgay my properties exist
40:00 <partay> a single investment property will shave 30% tax off 
40:00 <Picard> lmfao
40:00 <partay> anyway pictard..
40:00 <Picard> u really are a dickhead
40:00 <partay> im not talking to you about this 
40:00 <Picard> lol @ 30%
41:00 <Picard> thats the funniest thing ive ever read
41:00 <TheRon> Message in a bottle yeah
41:00 <partay> yes your really a millionaire batting off on cam on irc 
41:00 <partay> nods
41:00 <Picard> lol  not yet
41:00 <Dark_Weather> hmmmmmmmmm
42:00 <Dark_Weather> where's teh scissors nowu
42:00 <TheRon> Kuala lump, kuala lump........France
42:00 <Picard> im going to KL in september
43:00 <Dark_Weather> ah ..........
44:00 <TheRon> She's got bette Davis eyes
45:00 <Picard> oh my
46:00 <TheRon> Who has the better arse in those shorts?
46:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtYg1xz1A00
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A History of Violence (Diner Scene) (Date not found) 2:53 - Category: Entertainment - 55,634 - 98 likes (96.1%), 4 dislikes (3.9%)
46:00 <partay> get that scene into you 
46:00 <faux> Maurice
46:00 <Maurice> Yes
46:00 <faux> come out  come out wherever you are
46:00 <faux> http://www.buzzfeed.com/melissaharrison/elaborate-nail-art
46:00 <beehhh> man killed himself in fron of hookers
47:00 <TheRon> Maria sharapova has a bit of a lump in the pants
47:00 <Maurice> I need the mario ones
47:00 <beehhh> asian hookers love to live work n play in downunder
47:00 <Picard> she has an amazing arse
47:00 <faux> how detailed are the harry potter ones
47:00 <faux> :~
47:00 <faux> uh
47:00 <faux> WJHUY
48:00 <faux> WHY IS MY KEYBOARD DOING THAT
48:00 <faux> im not pressing the sqwuiggle
48:00 <Picard> i would lick her arse
48:00 <TheRiddler> brb
48:00 <faux> ¬
48:00 <faux> wtfffffffffffff
48:00 <matrix> Alt key maybe
48:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Picard
48:00 <faux> omg
48:00 <faux> it was on US
48:00 <faux> i mean UK
48:00 <matrix> A quick reboot
48:00 <beehhh> buy a new keyboard bitch
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <Picard> lol TheRiddler
48:00 <faux> now its on US
48:00 <faux> :|
48:00 <faux> phew
48:00 <TheRiddler> stfu beehhh too
48:00 <faux> me knight in shining armour
48:00 <faux> ty TheRiddler
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol
49:00 <beehhh> street race killed a guy in bentley
49:00 <TheRon> It's not unusual to be loved by anyone
50:00 <partay> faux watch this before bed 
50:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awI5OZowRmQ
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Top 10 Scariest Scenes in Movies (Date not found) 5:49 - Category: Entertainment - 556,503 - 831 likes (65.4%), 439 dislikes (34.6%)
50:00 <Picard> big tom
50:00 <beehhh> did anyone see the toronto f1 live
51:00 <faux> no
51:00 <Picard> yes, i was there
51:00 <beehhh> amazing town i got foxtel over here
51:00 <Picard> waving the flag
51:00 <beehhh> keep on waving boats hunter
51:00 <TheRon> I was in a blimp watching that from above
52:00 <beehhh> well i might study my phd into canada, neverknow
52:00 <TheRon> Right
52:00 <beehhh> cheapest in the world with prestigiuos degree
53:00 <Picard> fuck this i need sleep
53:00 <Picard> fucking tennis
54:00 <beehhh> having an early night for study free week exam starting on 18th
54:00 <Picard> no one cares
54:00 <TheRon> Sharapova has it in the bag
54:00 <beehhh> settle down cowboy\
54:00 <Picard> yes i think so
54:00 <beehhh> easy tiger
54:00 <beehhh> hold ya horses
54:00 <Picard> i shall record it and watch tomorrow
55:00 <beehhh> Australia would be poor men's america
55:00 <TheRon> Are you high or just really stupid?
56:00 <TheRon> Beehhh assures me he is not high
56:00 <beehhh> last nite i drank a whole bottle of jim bean black
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