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13:12:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/VXa9tXcMhXQ
13:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kraftwerk - The Robots (Jan 12, 2006) 3:41 - Category: Entertainment - 12,606,844 - 46,219 likes (96.6%), 1,609 dislikes (3.4%)
13:12:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=791201794237016&set=vb.115278481831444&type=2&theater
13:13:00 <Sponge> all new thrones starts now
13:19:00 <British^Meat> i d/l it yesterday
13:20:00 <Knife_You> PING www.google.com (74.125.237.113) 56(84) bytes of data.
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13:21:00 <lumeah2> lol he did that all night.
13:21:00 <Serenity> yeah i saw
13:21:00 <Serenity> most annoying
13:22:00 <Q{> it is more annoying to him than me
13:22:00 <Q{> :D
13:22:00 <Serenity> NOR lol
13:23:00 <Knife_You> PING www.google.com (74.125.237.114) 56(84) bytes of data.
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13:23:00 <lumeah2> lol
13:23:00 <Serenity> not sure why hes pinging google but ok..
13:23:00 <fawks> did that cunt even sleep
13:24:00 <lumeah2> nope
13:24:00 <Serenity> he literally flooded COP THAT SERENITY YOU FAT PIG for 5 hours
13:24:00 <lumeah2> omg
13:24:00 <Serenity> lucky i was all snugged up in my warm bed
13:24:00 <fawks> wow
13:25:00 <fawks> oh copping that
13:25:00 <fawks> lo
13:25:00 <fawks> l
13:25:00 <fawks> fucking sad cunts
13:25:00 <simba> they should take it out on their parents 4 raising them so poorly
13:25:00 <fawks> im sending you a funny bit of me lecture
13:25:00 <simba> go flood ur parents house
13:25:00 <fawks> :D
13:25:00 <Serenity> [02:52] <fawk> HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT HEY Serenity YOU FAT PIG COP THIS CUNT
13:25:00 <British^Meat> (chuckle)
13:25:00 <British^Meat> those guys....
13:26:00 <Serenity> from 2:50am till after 7am my time
13:26:00 <fawks> hey whys he using my nick
13:26:00 <fawks> lol
13:26:00 <fawks> fawk
13:26:00 <simba> most work hes done in 2014
13:26:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxq__3z9zGM&list=UUzaiDt0mv47BpqNAaCHmvYw
13:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - Wrecking Ball (Date not found) 1:05 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 1,072,064 - 11,119 likes (92.6%), 883 dislikes (7.4%)
13:26:00 <fawks> loser
13:26:00 <simba> i only saw him using Looff
13:27:00 <Serenity> he used fawk serenity simon
13:27:00 <Serenity> matthew
13:27:00 <Serenity> a few
13:27:00 <fawks> sssssssssssssssad
13:27:00 <fawks> so sad
13:28:00 <Serenity> watching your viod
13:28:00 <Serenity> -o
13:28:00 <fawks> yay
13:28:00 <fawks> some dude is painting my front door
13:28:00 <fawks> the smell is awesome
13:28:00 <fawks> hes gonna paint my verandah too
13:28:00 <Serenity> LOl naked and impregnanted by aliens
13:28:00 <Serenity> i hate when that happens
13:28:00 <fawks> love the smell ofresh paint
13:28:00 <fawks> LOL sez
13:28:00 <fawks> shes so funny
13:29:00 <Serenity> hahah
13:29:00 <Serenity> shes great
13:29:00 <Serenity> mines just in denial
13:30:00 <simba> i love the smell of paint, petrol..
13:31:00 <Serenity> i started my essay over for the 4th time today
13:32:00 <Serenity> its so incredibly shit
13:33:00 <Skirmish> I love the smell of Mr Sheen. As for the rest of you ... you must be part abo.
13:37:00 <British^Meat> only know you love her when you let her gaw, so you let her gaw
13:41:00 <simba> imagine if a full blown abo was a regular here and we never knew
13:41:00 <simba> i just imagine everyones white
13:42:00 <fawks> [13:30] <simba> i love the smell of paint, petrol..
13:42:00 <fawks> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
13:42:00 <fawks> Yes
13:42:00 <fawks> and freshly cut grass
13:44:00 <British^Meat> i got told pandas was half abo
13:44:00 <British^Meat> true story
13:47:00 <Serenity> my favourite smell is burnt fuel
13:47:00 <British^Meat> yáll should get lawn mowers
13:47:00 <Serenity> i mowed the lawns on the weekend
13:48:00 <Excessive> racing fuel
13:48:00 <Skirmish> simba: If there was a full blown aboriginal in this channel they would have long learnt that it would be best to keep that quiet. Imagine the crap they would cop?
13:50:00 <Modular> why would someone need to hide being aboriginal?
13:52:00 <British^Meat> is it not obvious?
13:52:00 <British^Meat> There are a wad of ppl in this chan that just want to be abusive dickheads
13:53:00 <Modular> sounds like they're insecure
13:53:00 <British^Meat> r u new to irc?
13:53:00 <Modular> well, I stopped using it for a while
13:53:00 <Modular> I used to use it back in the late 90s
13:54:00 <Modular> seems to have a different crowd now
13:55:00 <British^Meat> Mmmmmhmmmmm
13:57:00 <Modular> so what happened between now and then?
13:57:00 <TheRon> WOO HOO! SPURS WIN!
13:58:00 <TheRon> patty mills is a legend
13:58:00 <British^Meat> i unno
13:58:00 <TheRon> i got a bit teary at the end
13:58:00 <British^Meat> facebook
13:58:00 <British^Meat> yahoo chat
13:58:00 <British^Meat> the easy availability of the internet
13:59:00 <British^Meat> probably the last one
13:59:00 <Modular> yahoo chat got taken out back and shot
13:59:00 <Modular> same with MSN and AIM chat
13:59:00 <Modular> no one uses ICQ anymore
13:59:00 <Modular> I never got why ICQ stopped being so popular, it was a way better platform
14:00:00 <Modular> had better features for the time
14:00:00 <Modular> was way ahead of the others
14:02:00 <Discordia> ICQ was horrible if you were a Photoshop user. The 'invert selection' keyboard shortcut would make ICQ activate and start doing annoying crap
14:03:00 <Modular> you could disable the shortcut though
14:04:00 <Modular> and in those days, photoshop wasn't nearly as prevailant as it is now
14:04:00 <Discordia> Probably, i think i just ended up uninstalling ICQ
14:05:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!
14:05:00 <Modular> what?
14:05:00 <fawks> LOL
14:06:00 <fawks> wheres simba
14:06:00 <TheRon> go storm
14:07:00 <TheRon> today on huey's kitchen, huey cooks another roast chicken
14:07:00 <Modular> wait huey's still on TV?
14:07:00 <Modular> hasn't he had a heart attack yet?
14:07:00 <Discordia> and eats it in one bite?
14:08:00 <TheRon> he pops roast chickens like malteasers
14:08:00 <Modular> his show was pretty plain tbh
14:08:00 <Modular> he didn't do much interesting
14:08:00 <Discordia> Healty, Wealthy and Wise!
14:08:00 <TheRon> healthy wealthy and woggy
14:08:00 <Modular> the irony being anyone who watched it was neither of those three things
14:09:00 <TheRon> do you watch better homes than yours?
14:10:00 <Modular> nah
14:11:00 <Modular> all those shows are pretty horrible
14:11:00 <Ana_Ng> http://imgur.com/gallery/3vKG6dY
14:11:00 <Ana_Ng> first comment nails it
14:12:00 <TheRon> welcome to brazil
14:12:00 <TheRon> a tale of two countries
14:12:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: thats the english accomodation
14:15:00 <TheRon> anybody watch the nba?
14:16:00 <simba> fawks
14:16:00 <Skirmish> OooOo Game of Thrones finale is on torrents.
14:16:00 <fawks> lol simba
14:16:00 <fawks> i was talking to mum on fb
14:17:00 <fawks> and i came to paste her a pic
14:17:00 <fawks> and instead pasted this
14:17:00 <fawks> [13:30] <simba> i love the smell of paint, petrol..
14:17:00 <Fez> Ive already dld it
14:17:00 <fawks> cos i obv didnt copy the pic properly
14:17:00 <TheRon> skirmish who get them out on this weeks instalment ?
14:17:00 <fawks> and shes like what
14:17:00 <British^Meat> i d/l mine yesty
14:17:00 <fawks> was so confused
14:17:00 <simba> l9ol
14:17:00 <simba> lol that rox
14:17:00 <British^Meat> LOL im totally lying
14:17:00 <Fez> Im not
14:17:00 <fawks> shes like why are you smelling petrol
14:17:00 <fawks> christina?
14:18:00 <simba> everyone loves the smell of paint
14:18:00 <fawks> im like omg can you relax i pasted you the wrong thing
14:18:00 <fawks> lol
14:18:00 <Skirmish> lol
14:18:00 <Skirmish> She's now worried her daughter has become a sniffer.
14:18:00 <fawks> shes funny
14:18:00 <fawks> she cant detect tone
14:18:00 <Skirmish> What are the odds that someone comes around to check on you soon?
14:18:00 <fawks> not only over the internet but irl
14:18:00 <fawks> like if i say something jokingly
14:18:00 <fawks> she takes it serious
14:19:00 <fawks> i need to tell her im joking for her to laugh
14:19:00 <fawks> lol
14:19:00 <fawks> mum its a joke. OHHHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA YES
14:19:00 <simba> be more jokey mrs. fawks
14:19:00 <fawks> this chick rules
14:19:00 <Modular> fawks it's a parent thing
14:19:00 <Skirmish> That would be terrible! Jokes don't work if you have to explain that they're jokes.
14:19:00 <Modular> they never get their kids humour
14:19:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1us197eB6gQ&sns=em
14:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christina Bianco's 'Let It Go' cover as Idina Menzel, Demi Lovato and more! (Date not found) 3:56 - Category: Entertainment - 4,745,081 - 67,544 likes (97.4%), 1,838 dislikes (2.6%)
14:19:00 <fawks> lol probably Modular
14:20:00 <fawks> sometimes she thinks im being rude
14:20:00 <fawks> but im just being sarcastic.. like im obviously hilarious
14:20:00 <fawks> and she doesnt get it
14:20:00 <fawks> ll
14:20:00 <TheRon> fawks who wins tonights game?
14:20:00 <fawks> lol*
14:20:00 <fawks> whos playing
14:20:00 <TheRon> storm and someone else
14:20:00 <fawks> omg origin on wednesday
14:20:00 <fawks> yesssssssssssssssss
14:20:00 <TheRon> no daley evans no qld?
14:21:00 <fawks> oh storm and titans
14:21:00 <fawks> storm
14:21:00 <fawks> titans are useless this year
14:22:00 <TheRon> storm no big 3
14:22:00 <Fez> Theron. Breasts
14:22:00 <TheRon> i know game of thrones is on tonight
14:22:00 <Fez> Should be a gooden
14:23:00 <Fez> Plenty of boobs for the season finale
14:23:00 <TheRon> one can only hope
14:23:00 <TheRon> bigguns?
14:23:00 <FredFlinstone> another day off TheRon ?
14:23:00 <TheRon> yep
14:23:00 <Fez> The biggest
14:23:00 <FredFlinstone> wow you must work for the council
14:24:00 <TheRon> i'm a breast screener i told you
14:24:00 <FredFlinstone> thought that was bullshit
14:24:00 <Modular> fawks my mum was kind of the same way
14:24:00 <Modular> it's a generational thing largely
14:25:00 <FredFlinstone> just DL ep 10 game of thrones
14:25:00 <Fez> Same
14:25:00 <British^Meat> whats game of thrones?
14:25:00 <TheRon> nba finals today, patty mills was a little legend
14:25:00 <TheRon> he's only 5'10
14:26:00 <TheRon> patty mills spent more time on the court in this championship than andrew gaze did for the spurs
14:27:00 <British^Meat> who are you talking to?
14:27:00 <TheRon> whoever
14:27:00 <fawks> how old is your mum Modular
14:27:00 <TheRon> you don't like basketball?
14:28:00 <Ana_Ng> nobody likes basketball
14:29:00 <Fez> Bs
14:29:00 <TheRon> well they should damn it
14:29:00 <Fez> Mj liked b'ball
14:29:00 <Fez> So did shaq
14:29:00 <TheRon> anybody who watches the nba would've been a bit teary today
14:30:00 <Ana_Ng> any sport that goes back and forth, back and forth, deposit object in goal
14:30:00 <Ana_Ng> IS BORING
14:30:00 <Fez> Leeroy loggins lovedb'ball
14:30:00 <Fez> And andrew gaze and shane heal
14:30:00 <Fez> And luc longley
14:30:00 <British^Meat> yer, basketball is pretty awful
14:30:00 <TheRon> i loved andrew gaze
14:31:00 <Fez> Yea he ruled
14:31:00 <Skirmish> The days of Number 23 and the Dream Team were the glory days of Basketball.
14:31:00 <TheRon> patty mills the first aboriginal to win an nba title
14:31:00 <Skirmish> Another athelete of that level has not come to replace Jordan.
14:32:00 <Fez> Not even kobe?
14:32:00 <TheRon> and tim duncan cemented his greatness today
14:32:00 <Skirmish> Not even Kobe.
14:32:00 <Fez> Wowzer
14:32:00 <Fez> What about air bud?
14:33:00 <TheRon> 5 titles for duncan, at least one title in 3 different decades
14:33:00 <Fez> Love to have a beer with dunc
14:33:00 <TheRon> i would
14:34:00 <TheRon> the guy rules, he so humble, not like other guys
14:35:00 <Fez> Id shout dunc beers
14:37:00 <TheRon> i'd shout hawkey a beer
14:37:00 <TheRon> just to see him scull it
14:37:00 <Fez> F yea
14:38:00 <Fez> What are those bigbeers
14:38:00 <TheRon> what a legend
14:38:00 <TheRon> he has the record for the quickest yard glass
14:38:00 <Fez> I cant even discribe it
14:38:00 <Fez> Thats it!!
14:38:00 <Fez> Yard glass
14:38:00 <Fez> I want one
14:38:00 <Fez> No pubs sell em
14:39:00 <TheRon> i tried to scull a yard glass, didn't quite stay in my stomach
14:39:00 <Fez> Lol
14:39:00 <Fez> How many ltrs is one?
14:39:00 <TheRon> 1 litre i think
14:40:00 <Discordia> 1.42 ltrs
14:40:00 <Fez> Might google that later
14:40:00 <Fez> Or be told now
14:40:00 <TheRon> 1.42, wow
14:40:00 <TheRon> nice
14:40:00 <Fez> Ta disco
14:40:00 <Discordia> The fastest drinking of a yard of ale (1.42 litres or 2.50 imperial pints) in the Guinness Book of Records is 5 seconds.
14:40:00 <TheRon> bob hawke?
14:41:00 <Fez> Lol
14:41:00 <TheRon> i reckon rod marsh holds the record
14:41:00 <Fez> Boonie
14:41:00 <TheRon> rod marsh
14:41:00 <Fez> Hmm
14:41:00 <TheRon> boonie holds the australia to england record but i think rod marsh is the better drinker
14:41:00 <Fez> Breasts win
14:42:00 <TheRon> actually dougie walters unofficially holds the record between australia and england, the ran out of beer so he had to switch to scotch and coke
14:43:00 <Fez> Lol
14:43:00 <TheRon> didn't know that did you?
14:43:00 <Fez> Trying to get the shitty vb taste out of his mouth
14:43:00 <TheRon> would've been fosters
14:44:00 <Fez> Even worse
14:45:00 <TheRon> you read the warrick todd diaries?
14:47:00 <Fez> Nah mate
14:47:00 <TheRon> top read
14:49:00 <Fez> Sweet
14:50:00 <TheRon> not very lady like
14:50:00 <Serenity> im not very lady like
14:50:00 <TheRon> i tried to watch a million ways to die in the west last night, i got bored
14:51:00 <Fez> True
14:51:00 <TheRon> i didn't get it
14:51:00 <Fez> At the cinema?
14:51:00 <TheRon> nah i streamed it
14:51:00 <Fez> Sezz fixes cars in bikinis
14:51:00 <Fez> Ah yea
14:51:00 <Serenity> -bikini lol
14:52:00 <Fez> Bs
14:52:00 <TheRon> she does the boob press on the windscreen
14:52:00 <Fez> Ikr
14:52:00 <Fez> I enjoyed it
14:52:00 <Serenity> i just did a great burp though
14:52:00 <Serenity> it made me feel about 35% less full
14:53:00 <Fez> Did u eat more?
14:53:00 <Serenity> i didnt
14:53:00 <Fez> Slack
14:53:00 <Fez> A bikini mechanic needs her foods
14:53:00 <Fez> ;)
14:54:00 <Serenity> lol..
14:56:00 <TheRon> fez how would you go sculling 2 pints of beer?
14:57:00 <TheRon> i reckon serenity could do it
14:57:00 <Serenity> im not a very good sculler :(
14:57:00 <Fez> Im a shit sculler
14:57:00 <Serenity> i take forever to drink drinks
14:57:00 <TheRon> i can't even scull a schooner
14:57:00 <Fez> Maybe after 12 beers id go ok
14:58:00 <TheRon> yeah you gotta ease into it
14:58:00 <Fez> I have tobe in the right mood to down my drinks quickly
14:58:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker can scull like no ones business
14:58:00 <TheRon> like after a hard days bowls?
14:58:00 <Serenity> must be all those penises
14:59:00 <Fez> Big penii?
14:59:00 <TheRon> hung like a horse?
14:59:00 <Fez> Or bonsia penii?
14:59:00 <TheRon> japanese penis is very small
15:00:00 <Serenity> -.- you missed it
15:00:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00:00 <Fez> Mini penii
15:00:00 <Fez> Call em justin
15:03:00 <panders> if it's smaller than another ethnicity, there's a reason for that
15:03:00 <TheRon> like a black mans penis being so big?
15:04:00 <panders> you ever seen an african bushman
15:04:00 <Fez> Thats a myth
15:04:00 <panders> ive never seen a bushman with a big dick
15:04:00 <panders> that's just mixing different ethnicities
15:06:00 <TheRon> whereas new zealanders rooting sheep isn't a myth
15:06:00 <panders> sex with animals happens everywhere
15:06:00 <Fez> Whats the biggest muscle in a sheep?
15:07:00 <TheRon> the heart?
15:07:00 <Fez> Na mate
15:07:00 <Fez> A nz'ers penis
15:08:00 <panders> lmao
15:08:00 <Fez> Not a joke
15:08:00 <TheRon> no not at all
15:08:00 <Fez> Factual.. ;)
15:08:00 <TheRon> so true
15:08:00 <Fez> Joking about beastiality isnt funny
15:09:00 <TheRon> nopre
15:10:00 <Fez> Breasts
15:10:00 <TheRon> mind you i thought chris kenny fucking a dog was pretty funny
15:11:00 <Fez> Dogs fucking dogs is ok
15:12:00 <TheRon> not something i'd pay to see
15:13:00 <panders> who fucked a dog?
15:14:00 <TheRon> chris kenny, a former today tonight reporter now working on sky news, the chaser got into shit over it
15:14:00 <Lumeah> well thats not something you want everyone to know is it! lol
15:15:00 <Fez> Depends who u are i guess
15:16:00 <Fez> Chris kenny had it filmed
15:17:00 <Fez> That was his sex tape
15:17:00 <TheRon> the fact that chris kenny made a fuss over it makes it ring true to me
15:21:00 <TheRon> why isn't the spurs winning their 5th title a channel topic?
15:23:00 <Lish> Hahaha
15:23:00 <Lish> Poor heat
15:23:00 <TheRon> i was tears
15:23:00 <TheRon> so happy
15:23:00 <Lish> I was rooting for miami
15:23:00 <Lish> But I was happy for patty and aron
15:23:00 <TheRon> timmy's 5th
15:23:00 <Lish> Yeah Timmy's a gun
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15:24:00 <TheRon> spurs v lebron
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15:25:00 <TheRon> wake up
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15:25:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf are you proving
15:25:00 <Lumeah> fuck off lol
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15:25:00 <Lumeah> Serenity
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15:25:00 <weiour> COP THAT
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15:25:00 <Lumeah> lol
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15:25:00 <Lumeah> grow up
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15:26:00 <Doodle> homos
15:26:00 <Serenity> ffs you loser we dont care about your google pings
15:26:00 <TheRon> why does there always have to be an arsehole?
15:26:00 <Serenity> because pz is back
15:26:00 <Lish> lol
15:26:00 <ShadowLurker> else the shit would build up
15:26:00 <TheRon> patty mills scored 17
15:27:00 <Doodle> loool adam
15:27:00 <Doodle> i mean oaulie
15:27:00 <Doodle> paulie
15:27:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
15:27:00 <Serenity> adam
15:27:00 <Serenity> haha
15:27:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh man supposidly my names adam
15:27:00 <Skirmish> The #cats revolution starts soon ....
15:28:00 <Doodle> 4 sezz: http://youtu.be/HMUDVMiITOU?t=1m38s
15:28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Snake and Lil Jon - Turn Down for What (Date not found) 3:37 - Category: Music - 64,463,088 - 442,884 likes (92.9%), 33,807 dislikes (7.1%)
15:28:00 <[Maverick]> Adam Franklin eh...
15:28:00 <Doodle> damn you BlackDevil
15:28:00 <Doodle> it was sposed to be a surprise
15:28:00 <[Maverick]> do you own Franklin Water?
15:28:00 <ShadowLurker> im the guitarist and frontman to swervedriver
15:28:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/
15:28:00 <Doodle> hehe
15:28:00 <Doodle> gives a new meaning to the term mount franklin
15:29:00 <TheRon> all i could think of today was andrew gaze
15:29:00 <TheRon> nba champion with the spurs
15:29:00 <Doodle> patty mills
15:29:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL rob
15:29:00 <TheRon> yep
15:29:00 <TheRon> patty mills actually played a part
15:30:00 <TheRon> 17 points doodle
15:30:00 <Doodle> yeh i heard he did well
15:31:00 <TheRon> pretty cool at one stage, he drilled 3 3's in a row
15:31:00 <Skirmish> This is by far the weirdest music clip I have ever seen Doodle.
15:32:00 <Doodle> lmao
15:32:00 <Doodle> punching boobs mang
15:33:00 <Skirmish> cocks her hips, plants her ass on his head and falls through the floor.
15:33:00 <Doodle> yeh
15:33:00 <Doodle> lol
15:33:00 <Doodle> SURPRISE
15:34:00 <Skirmish> I didn't mind the track.
15:34:00 <British^Meat> [14:57] <Skirmish> The #cats revolution starts soon ....
15:34:00 <British^Meat> hahhhhhhaha
15:34:00 <British^Meat> cant wait
15:34:00 <Doodle> its lil jon so its supposed to be terrible
15:34:00 <British^Meat> see those knuckleheads arc up
15:42:00 <Serenity> oh god imagine it
15:43:00 <Serenity> chris, awolf, shads, joel, fred bear
15:43:00 <Serenity> fuck
15:43:00 <British^Meat> :)
15:43:00 <British^Meat> Brace yourselfs....
15:43:00 <British^Meat> The idiots are comng
15:43:00 <ShadowLurker> well sopposidly
15:43:00 <ShadowLurker> my names adam and i live in qld
15:43:00 <British^Meat> oh and beagle
15:43:00 <TheRon> is that the same as the winter is coming?
15:44:00 <Serenity> the rains are comin
15:44:00 <TheRon> on game of thrones has the winter come yet?
15:45:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : It Rains Diamonds - Bitch Slappaz [The Wraith Remix - Shangri-La - 2006]
15:45:00 <TheRon> foreigner - urgent
15:49:00 <Skirmish> Adam from Queensland? You're doing a top job keeping your marriage together from opposite sides of the country there Adam.
15:50:00 <ShadowLurker> oh nah Serenity lives there too
15:50:00 <ShadowLurker> shads is gunna have us killed
15:50:00 <ShadowLurker> he apparently bought a gun
15:50:00 <Serenity> killed over irc
15:50:00 <TheRon> paul newman is gonna have my legs croke
15:50:00 <Skirmish> He's going to need a centrelink loan or two to pay for that.
15:50:00 <Serenity> i am just not ready to die that way
15:50:00 <TheRon> broke
15:51:00 <TheRon> i wanna die motorboating
15:51:00 <Doodle> lake eildon?
15:51:00 <TheRon> not a bad way to go
15:51:00 <TheRon> no!
15:51:00 <Doodle> lol
15:51:00 <ghfhjd> pfft
15:51:00 <British^Meat> loser alert :)
15:52:00 <Doodle> ^_^
15:52:00 <TheRon> i smell fuckwit
15:52:00 <ShadowLurker> wb pz ya fucking bonehead
15:52:00 <ShadowLurker> knifeya
15:52:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
15:52:00 <panders> Poirot is one!
15:52:00 <panders> on*
15:52:00 <panders> is one fat cunt.
15:52:00 <Doodle> lol
15:52:00 <panders> lol
15:52:00 <Doodle> hercule poirot
15:52:00 <panders> :P
15:52:00 <TheRon> bit too french for mine
15:52:00 <Doodle> wheels and the leg man
15:53:00 <panders> movie
15:53:00 <Doodle> death on the nile?
15:53:00 <panders> he's not french he's belgian
15:53:00 <panders> yeah Doodle
15:53:00 <ShadowLurker> i still smell fuckwit
15:53:00 <Doodle> good movie
15:53:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
15:53:00 <British^Meat> yer
15:53:00 <British^Meat> i can smell it too
15:53:00 <panders> mm
15:53:00 <panders> i still love the original murder on the orient express
15:54:00 <TheRon> muder she wrote, that theme song just never went with it
15:55:00 <Doodle> haha
15:55:00 <Doodle> it was too cheery
15:55:00 <Doodle> angela lansbury on her goddamn bike
15:55:00 <Doodle> swanning around the countryside
15:55:00 <TheRon> oh look it's a rotting headless corpse......(the music plays)
15:55:00 <Doodle> hahahaha
15:56:00 <Skirmish> Last episode should have been the reveal that she was in fact the one that murdered all those people and she framed innocent people and sent them mad.
15:56:00 <Doodle> she sent me mad
15:56:00 <Doodle> watching that claptrap
15:59:00 <British^Meat> gave u the clap
16:00:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to phil collins - against all odds
16:00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Plil Collins - Against All Odds (Take A Look At Me Now).mp3 (4.8MB 192kbps Stereo 3:29)
16:00:00 <Doodle> PLIL
16:00:00 <Doodle> loooool
16:00:00 <TheRon> great song
16:01:00 <Doodle> lost it
16:02:00 <Doodle> 7,7 7,7 7,7 7,7   7,7 7,7     7,7 7,7 7,7 7,7 7,7 7,7  7,7 7,7    
16:02:00 <Doodle> 7,7 7,7  7,7 7,7  7,7 7,7       7,7 7,7    7,7 7,7    
16:02:00 <Doodle> 7,7 7,7 7,7 7,7   7,7 7,7       7,7 7,7    7,7 7,7    
16:02:00 <Doodle> 7,7 7,7     7,7 7,7       7,7 7,7    7,7 7,7    
16:02:00 <Doodle> 7,7 7,7     7,7 7,7 7,7 7,7 7,7  7,7 7,7 7,7 7,7 7,7 7,7  7,7 7,7 7,7 7,7 7,7 
16:02:00 <British^Meat> oh my
16:03:00 <ClipClop> o my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd
16:03:00 <dematerialised> Doodle is pz
16:03:00 <dematerialised> confirmed
16:03:00 <ShadowLurker> yup
16:03:00 <Doodle> :o
16:03:00 <Doodle> i am not gay thx
16:03:00 <ShadowLurker> loading proxies
16:04:00 <Skirmish> Doodle is another #cats soldier.
16:04:00 <Doodle> i just sleep with men
16:04:00 <ShadowLurker> youre not gay just your boyfriend
16:04:00 <Doodle> yeh
16:04:00 <Maurice> Doodle is so far in the closet he's in fucking narnia
16:04:00 <Doodle> gay cunt
16:04:00 <panders> wtf emily blunt is in this
16:04:00 <Doodle> hahaha
16:04:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
16:04:00 <panders> hah, she has cock sucking lips
16:05:00 <Maurice> Thats what we say about your mum
16:05:00 <British^Meat> rapscallion that Doodle character
16:05:00 <panders> ehe
16:05:00 <Doodle> well i never
16:05:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Belinda Carlisle-Heaven Is A Place On Earth.mp3 (8.92MB 128kbps Stereo 9:44)
16:05:00 <panders> O_O
16:05:00 <Doodle> its my jam
16:06:00 <Maurice> Oooh baby do you know what its worth
16:06:00 <Doodle> with you? $4.75
16:06:00 <Doodle> ^_^
16:06:00 <Maurice> Thats a bit steep
16:06:00 <Doodle> steep? its effing vertical
16:06:00 <British^Meat> her voice is so wobbly
16:07:00 <Maurice> So are her boobs
16:07:00 <Doodle> she has man hands
16:07:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs?
16:07:00 <Doodle> yes please
16:07:00 <ShadowLurker> blblblblblblb
16:07:00 <British^Meat> i think i used to like her back in 88
16:08:00 <ClipClop> (_._)(_._)
16:08:00 <Doodle> Mewbic Mound
16:09:00 <Mew> pooflez
16:10:00 <Lish> Anyone been to NYC?
16:10:00 <TheRon> bananarama - cruel summer
16:11:00 <TheRon> karate kid?
16:12:00 <British^Meat> no, never
16:13:00 <TheRon> he's never been to hahndorf
16:14:00 <TheRon> our lips are sealed
16:16:00 <Mew> iiiive been to paradise but ive never been to meeedindie
16:17:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Charlene- I've Never Been To Me.mp3 (4.99MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:27)
16:18:00 <TheRon> summer rain
16:18:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Belinda Carlisle - Summer Rain.mp3 (5.02MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:29)
16:19:00 <TheRon> i used to play backyard cricket in the summer rain
16:19:00 <TheRon> it was awesome
16:19:00 <TheRon> i could do the merv, i could do the gladstone small
16:20:00 <TheRon> ambrose was easy, i'd just get a wrist band
16:23:00 <TheRon> wilson phillips?
16:33:00 <fawks> rofl
16:33:00 <fawks> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152506922574050
16:33:00 <druff> that was never going to end well
16:34:00 <TheRon> boobs?
16:35:00 <druff> sure, why not
16:35:00 <druff> BOOBS!
16:35:00 <TheRon> yes!
16:36:00 <TheRon> they are great
16:47:00 <BlackDevil> so
16:47:00 <BlackDevil> the family memebers are fucking again
16:49:00 <panders> how aristocratic.
16:49:00 <panders> ;)
16:52:00 <Q{> :)
16:52:00 <Q{> where are the cuties
16:53:00 <Q{> :o
16:53:00 <Q{> none around
16:55:00 <simba> ssssssssshhhhhhhhhh Q
16:56:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/to-be-swedish.htm
16:58:00 <British^Meat> clicked it
16:58:00 <British^Meat> closed it
17:00:00 <BlackDevil> they found the tree
17:06:00 <Loof> bong
17:06:00 <simba> bongs
17:06:00 <Loof> dont mind if i do
17:07:00 <simba> agreed
17:08:00 <Loof> how's the soccer going? i've been too not stoned to watch it
17:08:00 <British^Meat> soccer shmoccer
17:08:00 <Loof> today though
17:08:00 <Loof> i fried
17:09:00 <British^Meat> although I did watch the end of Sweden VS ecuador last night
17:09:00 <British^Meat> was a corker
17:09:00 <Loof> nice
17:09:00 <simba> germany portugal at 1.30 should b the best game so far
17:09:00 <simba> get on dat
17:09:00 <Loof> sweet as
17:09:00 <Loof> bbl
17:11:00 <simba> http://fat.gfycat.com/InfiniteKnobbyHorseshoecrab.webm
17:11:00 <simba> messi gole
17:11:00 <British^Meat> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/1958225_248631822000848_6617560889328144856_n.jpg
17:12:00 <simba> thats me
17:12:00 <simba> good pic
17:13:00 <simba> i got a good 1 like that
17:13:00 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/fq26213.jpg
17:13:00 <simba> that guy has all the speedrunning records
17:13:00 <simba> 4 pokemon
17:13:00 <simba> lol
17:16:00 <British^Meat> lol
17:16:00 <British^Meat> is that his bday party? with all his mates?
17:16:00 <simba> mightve been a dare/joke idk
17:16:00 <simba> hope fully
17:19:00 <British^Meat> i gave away my super mario t-shirt to the homeless
17:32:00 <simba> good man
17:32:00 <British^Meat> Simba the koukla
17:35:00 <ClipClop> Simba the KokeHead
17:39:00 <simba> faux is a koukla
17:39:00 <British^Meat> lol ClipClop
17:40:00 <ClipClop> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
17:40:00 <British^Meat> such a lol
17:40:00 <British^Meat> tell me...
17:40:00 <British^Meat> r u one?
17:41:00 <ClipClop> no i am not a koukla
17:42:00 <ClipClop> how dare u
17:43:00 <British^Meat> no
17:43:00 <British^Meat> not a koukla
17:43:00 <British^Meat> but one
17:43:00 <British^Meat> a trouble maker
17:43:00 <fawks> huh
17:49:00 <couleurs> Go Da Dees!!!!!
17:53:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon kids
17:55:00 <panders> arvo
17:55:00 <couleurs> G'Day
17:55:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
17:55:00 <British^Meat> :)
18:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw a person working at JB smash an xbox one accidently on the ground today
18:02:00 <Bastardly_One> was a beautiful moment
18:02:00 <couleurs> yesssssss
18:02:00 <Bastardly_One> they should all be broken
18:03:00 <couleurs> how did they do it... did it fall out of the box?
18:03:00 <British^Meat> indeed
18:03:00 <British^Meat> when they dropped it was it like when they opened the tomb at the end of raiders of the lost ark?
18:04:00 <British^Meat> http://www.vgchartz.com/
18:04:00 <British^Meat> xbone fail
18:04:00 <BlackDevil> Justin Bieber -- D.A. To File Vandalism Charges Today in Egging Case
18:06:00 <couleurs> owned!!!!!!
18:06:00 <panders> you need a hobby
18:08:00 <milk> http://stopsmartmetersau.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/caged-sm-img_3506.jpg
18:09:00 <Bastardly_One> we have one
18:09:00 <Bastardly_One> bagging the spaz box
18:09:00 <couleurs> yea!!!!
18:09:00 <Bastardly_One> that Minecraft PS3 ed
18:10:00 <panders> lame
18:10:00 <Bastardly_One> do you think I can find anywhere to play it with other noobs?
18:10:00 <Bastardly_One> no cunt seems to seed their worlds ... gay
18:10:00 <Bastardly_One> not even 5 yr olds
18:10:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!
18:10:00 <simba> FiFAAAAAAAaaaaaA
18:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I nearly got that today
18:11:00 <couleurs> cool!!!!!!
18:12:00 <Bastardly_One> but really I might as well wait
18:12:00 <Serenity> thats what you get for playing it on a console
18:12:00 <Bastardly_One> Oct isn't that far way ... for 15
18:12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know ... hence I've gotten back into playing on da lappy besides admin
18:12:00 <simba> The Xbox is a Gaming machine designed by the USA to train Children into World War III Soldiers.
18:12:00 <Bastardly_One> but this clunky keyboard is the gay
18:13:00 <panders> lol
18:13:00 <Bastardly_One> have you see those drone stations?
18:13:00 <panders> woo ww3
18:13:00 <Bastardly_One> like where they fly drones from?
18:13:00 <panders> b1 and I cant wait for ww3
18:13:00 <couleurs> but i'm not getting 15 on ps3 i'm gonna get it 4 ps4 44444444
18:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll own WWII ... on a Sony
18:13:00 <simba> im getting 15 on pc
18:13:00 <Bastardly_One> WWIII even
18:14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm getting 15 for the PS4 too
18:14:00 <couleurs> Good!!!!!!!!!
18:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm planning on the PS4 the day GTA is released now
18:14:00 <Q{> WW2.5
18:14:00 <couleurs> out with teh old in with teh new
18:14:00 <panders> I'm spending ww3 with Johnny Depp
18:14:00 <Bastardly_One> told everyone I was waiting for a good release
18:14:00 <panders> nice
18:14:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:15:00 <Bastardly_One> you can spend it with JD trying to act hip
18:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll spend it with RD Jr
18:15:00 <Bastardly_One> snorting some good shit
18:15:00 <panders> oh man
18:15:00 <couleurs> i already got 1 but no games cos there aren't any lol
18:16:00 <panders> yer but JD has whats her name
18:16:00 <panders> we're going to spit roast her with sunnies on as the bomb drops
18:16:00 <panders> Amber Heard! :P
18:16:00 <British^Meat> when i get a ps4 im just gonna not open it, and take it to my parents
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's her
18:16:00 <British^Meat> leave it there for no apparent reason
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot her name too
18:16:00 <British^Meat> then buy another one
18:16:00 <panders> she's so sexy
18:16:00 <couleurs> lol
18:16:00 <Bastardly_One> really? then get a one BM?
18:16:00 <panders> well you and DJ can spit roast emma watson
18:17:00 <couleurs> 2 PS4S Liven Da Dream
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I think RD and I would have more fun
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll be ranting how fucked everything is and ranting for weeks
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> he has to have good coke
18:17:00 <panders> spesh if he gets into that african american character from tropic thunder
18:17:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets arrested enough for it
18:18:00 <British^Meat> lol im not actually gonna do that Bastardly_One, im just gonna lie and say i did
18:18:00 <panders> do they bother arresting him these days?
18:18:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh
18:18:00 <Bastardly_One> not of late ... he's due for an arrest when you think about it
18:19:00 <panders> LOL
18:19:00 <panders> alert TMZ!
18:19:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/3vKG6dY.jpg
18:19:00 <ClipClop> i just talk a really long shit, like i was on the bowl for about 40 minutes tryin to get that last dangleberry out i was so exhausted i need like 4 rolls of Toilet paper to whipe that motherfucker up
18:19:00 <ClipClop> then finally some baby whipes did the trick
18:20:00 <Q{> http://www.bbc.com/news/business-27786338
18:22:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
18:22:00 <Bastardly_One> that is unfortunately true of this world cup
18:24:00 <couleurs> thank u
18:24:00 <witueoiu> want to ban me ?
18:24:00 <dematerialised> should we ban you?
18:24:00 <witueoiu> yeah come on keep banning me
18:24:00 <dematerialised> ok
18:24:00 <witueoiu> hurry up
18:25:00 <Bastardly_One> the suburbs and the city, the foul air makes me giddy, so seldom is it witty ... the last days of Rome
18:26:00 <couleurs> Go the Socceroos!!!!!
18:27:00 <Bastardly_One> surely you jest
18:27:00 <witueoiu> Serenity is a peadophile
18:28:00 <couleurs> ;~)
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> simba was laughing during that game ... I had to explain to him that A-League isn't that bad as those socceroos
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't think he believes me
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> spain are gonna rape us hard for their loss though
18:28:00 <Bastardly_One> and England and Ur'all'gay should be interesting
18:29:00 <witueoiu> shut the fuckup Bastardly_One
18:29:00 <witueoiu> idiot
18:29:00 <couleurs> germany v portugal tonight
18:29:00 <witueoiu> who cares
18:29:00 <witueoiu> its shit
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... go Germania!
18:30:00 <couleurs> 3rd proper match
18:30:00 <witueoiu> they wont even kick 1 goal
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> If one more favourite loses though
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's completely stiched up
18:30:00 <couleurs> hope portugal win
18:30:00 <Bastardly_One> the Brazil game was stitched up
18:30:00 <witueoiu> lots of gay men pretend to like sport
18:31:00 <simba> a-league is bad
18:31:00 <simba> ive seen it ok
18:31:00 <witueoiu> simba is gay
18:31:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, one more favourite loses I'm asking questions
18:31:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure I said this to simba the other morning
18:31:00 <Bastardly_One> and evening simba
18:31:00 <witueoiu> simba the dick licker load swallower
18:32:00 <simba> 4:1)
18:32:00 <simba> im askin questions
18:32:00 <Bastardly_One> Dear FiFA
18:32:00 <Bastardly_One> why are you rigging the first rounds of the World Cup cunts?
18:33:00 <ClipClop> my house smells of shit cause of the chocdoublefart whopper i just pumped out. i mean seriously dont they have some sort of technology i closed the bathroom door but its still gleaming through like the time my friend said 'this means war' and crop dusted me i swear i was breathing in tubes for about 8 months
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> did the Brazilians pay for this cup in cocaine or what?
18:33:00 <couleurs> only the opening match was rigged
18:33:00 <couleurs> netherlands and portugal are actually good
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking cannont stand Rodden
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> *cannot
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> the Dutch as so fucking smug
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> and Robben I want to smash that little head in
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> such a smug fuck
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> *are so smug
18:34:00 <simba> 1 rigged they all rigged i reackon
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> talk to you and I catch your bad typing
18:34:00 <couleurs> yeah he's a dickhaed but he owned that last gole
18:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
18:35:00 <Bastardly_One> the header from hell owned more
18:35:00 <simba> the cross was better than the header
18:35:00 <couleurs> yes, goal of the tourny so far
18:35:00 <simba> and he crossed it like that many time
18:35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you're both right
18:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I just hate giving him credit
18:35:00 <simba> yesssssssss
18:35:00 <simba> 1-1
18:35:00 <couleurs> ironic his name is BLIND
18:36:00 <simba> blind vs immobile
18:36:00 <Bastardly_One> lol .. I thought that
18:36:00 <Bastardly_One> re: blind
18:36:00 <Bastardly_One> that really made me wonder
18:36:00 <Bastardly_One> despite good refs
18:36:00 <couleurs> it's just dickhaed man utd and dickhaed bayern and all the Ajax boys
18:36:00 <Bastardly_One> Spain dont just go home like that
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> they weren't there the second half at all
18:37:00 <couleurs> yes they will probably own Australie bad now
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> and ur'all'gay
18:37:00 <couleurs> 6-0 or something to make up the goal diff
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what they should of done?
18:37:00 <Serenity> oh goodie more world cup soccer experts
18:37:00 <Serenity> far out
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> got Luis on the ground for the last 5 mins
18:37:00 <Bastardly_One> and got him to eat all of the opposition
18:38:00 <simba> these r the only experts rite here Serenity
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> you know he's a vampire right?
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> and we've are experts
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> we actually follow the game
18:38:00 <couleurs> ya we 4 real
18:38:00 <simba> **_fOoT_BALL_Z_o_N_e_**
18:38:00 <Serenity> 'we'
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> not every 4 yrs
18:38:00 <couleurs> we play FiFa!!!!!!
18:38:00 <Doodle> i'd watch football if i was poor and working class too
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ we play fifa
18:38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:38:00 <simba> LORD_OF_THE_FIFA_6969
18:39:00 <couleurs> we play FiFa and don't follow the a-league dot com
18:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to find you the Luis meme
18:39:00 <Bastardly_One> that's supposed to bag him
18:39:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's actually true
18:39:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
18:39:00 <Serenity> are you positive you arent autistic
18:40:00 <simba> Professional FIFA Player and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney Speedrunner
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BIZEPm_CcAEEBBo.jpg
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> Me?
18:40:00 <Serenity> no jimoen
18:40:00 <couleurs> Suarez #1 Bench Warmer
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon I have something in the austism spectrum disorder
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> don't be rud
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> e
18:41:00 <Serenity> im not being rude
18:41:00 <simba> Suarez v Stuzza
18:41:00 <Serenity> it explains your inability to see no one gives a fuck about what you're saying
18:41:00 <Bastardly_One> we were talking ... and who said they didn't
18:41:00 <Serenity> you were talking lol
18:42:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll do a lot more if it pisses you off :)
18:42:00 <simba> i have a deck of shortbread creames 2 put in coffe * * * *
18:42:00 <couleurs> Lional Messy #1 Best Player
18:42:00 <simba> And We'll Never Drink Oil (oil)
18:43:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs
18:43:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason I've got that pic of the stadium up
18:43:00 <Bastardly_One> and it looks like a ufo
18:43:00 <couleurs> Don't Talk 2 Me Till U Get FiFa!!!!!!!!!!
18:43:00 <simba> Favorite Team: Barcelona Favorite Player: Robben Fan Persie
18:43:00 <couleurs> lol
18:44:00 <couleurs> it just another allianz arena clone
18:44:00 <couleurs> #1 stadium
18:45:00 <couleurs> world cup final: BvB v LFC
18:47:00 <Loof> come on let's get to it, i know that we can do it!
18:47:00 <simba> bazinga
18:47:00 <Loof> no swiper no! ooooh yes swiper yessss!
18:48:00 <Loof> i fried
18:48:00 <Loof> sorry dora the explorer is fucking with my brain
18:48:00 <Loof> it's making me want to kill mexicans
18:48:00 <Serenity> WHERE ARE WE GOING??
18:48:00 <Doodle> oh get fucked
18:48:00 <Serenity> ON A DRIVING ADVENTURE!
18:49:00 <Doodle> fucking dora the part time whorer
18:49:00 <Serenity> hahah
18:49:00 <Loof> LOL!
18:49:00 <Doodle> that shit does my head in
18:49:00 <Serenity> i had a life size singing dora doll
18:49:00 <panders> Serenity, I was thinking to myself this morning
18:49:00 <Serenity> hnngg
18:49:00 <panders> I don't think I'll take medication anymore
18:49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Olg_ZbclCS0
18:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Something for Kate - Déjà vu (Feb 14, 2007) 4:19 - Category: Music - 134,887 - 360 likes (97.6%), 9 dislikes (2.4%)
18:49:00 <panders> I'm going to smoke pot
18:49:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:49:00 <panders> become paranoid and convince myself that medication is evil
18:49:00 <Serenity> lol panders
18:49:00 <panders> lol
18:50:00 <Loof> we're debating if it's ok to get zac a dora doll as he's asked for one
18:50:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a boy
18:50:00 <Doodle> it will turn him into a flaming homo
18:50:00 <Bastardly_One> no
18:50:00 <Doodle> like Bastardly_One
18:50:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
18:50:00 <Loof> lol
18:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map
18:50:00 <Loof> that show
18:50:00 <Loof> is killing meeeee
18:50:00 <panders> WE'RE ALL GAY UNTIL WE'VE HAD GAY SEX TO PROVE OTHERWISE
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm the MAP! I'm the MAP
18:51:00 <Doodle> wait wut
18:51:00 <Loof> how the fuck do you know the words b1?
18:51:00 <Loof> lol
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> how come Dora and Mani's parents are never done for neglect?
18:51:00 <Mew> if hes asked for it then get it for him
18:51:00 <Doodle> cos theyre repetitive as shit
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I have nieces
18:51:00 <Doodle> heard it once hear it forever
18:51:00 <Loof> ah
18:51:00 <Maurice> My son had dora dolls
18:51:00 <Mew> hes already made up his mind obv
18:51:00 <Maurice> He's.. fine..
18:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I know all the words to the songs of Frozen too
18:51:00 <Doodle> Maurice
18:51:00 <Loof> my god
18:51:00 <Loof> that is very gay
18:51:00 <Doodle> you and i both know that isnt true
18:51:00 <Serenity> [4:50pm] <Loof> we're debating if it's ok to get zac a dora doll as he's asked for one
18:52:00 <Serenity> get the kid one
18:52:00 <Loof> k
18:52:00 <Serenity> and the backpack while youre at it
18:52:00 <Maurice> Back then they didn't have Diego
18:52:00 <Loof> lol
18:52:00 <Serenity> BACK PACK BACK PACK
18:52:00 <Serenity> hnngg
18:52:00 <Doodle> don't queer up your child
18:52:00 <Loof> pml
18:52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck
18:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot the back pack
18:52:00 <stebie> *fml
18:52:00 <Doodle> take my advice as someone with 0 kids
18:52:00 <Bastardly_One> the map is fucking bad enough ... I have nightmare flashbacks
18:52:00 <Serenity> ohh its a stebie
18:52:00 <Maurice> We had a singing dora doll here, it used to set itself off
18:52:00 <Maurice> Hated that fucking doll
18:52:00 <stebie> Serenity, damn straight.
18:52:00 <Bastardly_One> and all I hear is I'm the map I'm the map!
18:53:00 <Serenity> i need to talk to you mrs
18:53:00 <stebie> where the fuck's Longie
18:53:00 <Loof> you all should watch wentworth
18:53:00 <Loof> just sayin
18:53:00 <Doodle> masturbating in his own faeces
18:53:00 <stebie> Loof, yean i'm going to
18:53:00 <Loof> it's so good
18:53:00 <stebie> *yeah
18:53:00 <stebie> up to second season?
18:54:00 <Loof> yeah half way through s02e04
18:54:00 <Loof> got about 10 mins left of that ep
18:54:00 <Loof> i think
18:54:00 <stebie> haven't watched s01e01, might tomorrow
18:55:00 <Loof> cool
18:56:00 <Loof> it's pretty hectic
18:56:00 <panders> dexter tonight!!!!!!!!!!!
18:56:00 <Loof> makes women look more feral than men's prisons
18:57:00 <Loof> i'm debating if i should download prisoner (the old series) too
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Dexter is on tonight
18:57:00 <Loof> not sure if i can handle the 70s fashion though
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I nearly forgot
18:58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I would of had a tantrum for days
18:58:00 <panders> :P
18:58:00 <partay> hey Loof hows the chaffing ?
18:58:00 <Loof> i'm still downloading 1080p GoT
18:58:00 <panders> waited so long
18:58:00 <Loof> taking forever
18:58:00 <Loof> nearly 5gb
18:58:00 <Bastardly_One> Bea Smith lives up the road kind of
18:58:00 <Loof> no seeds
18:59:00 <Loof> the original bea smith?
18:59:00 <Loof> i'd do the new one
18:59:00 <Loof> she's fit
18:59:00 <Bastardly_One> the orignal
18:59:00 <Loof> ew
18:59:00 <panders> pff i got more GoT gig than that
18:59:00 <panders> havent watched any GoT yet
18:59:00 <Bastardly_One> she lives about ... *thinks* ... probably 15 mins way
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> *away
19:00:00 <Loof> is soveriegn hill still running?
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> if you haven't seen it get The Tudors
19:00:00 <Loof> i went as a kid
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah sure is
19:00:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't been since I was a kid either
19:01:00 <Doodle> wasnt sovereign hill set when you were a kid
19:01:00 <Loof> lol
19:02:00 <Doodle> little b1's going down the mine
19:02:00 <Doodle> making lollies
19:02:00 <Loof> to lure pedos
19:02:00 <Doodle> lmao
19:02:00 <Doodle> i dont think pedos existed in the 1850s
19:02:00 <Doodle> it was just rooting
19:02:00 <Loof> lol
19:03:00 <Loof> <Picard> The good old days
19:03:00 <Doodle> looool
19:03:00 <partay> lol
19:03:00 <partay> pictard hahah what a head he has
19:04:00 <panders> woo
19:04:00 <panders> hurruh!
19:04:00 <partay> that big bulbus head
19:04:00 <panders> oh im on a boat with a couple of wackooossss
19:04:00 <partay> hi King Doodle
19:05:00 <Doodle> sup g
19:05:00 <panders> this parties getting hottteeerr, it's so hot it's stupid.. giggles at AT*
19:05:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgalpYtCH8
19:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I'm On a Boat *UNCENSORED* (Jun 27, 2009) 3:32 - Category: Music - 696,844 - 844 likes (93.2%), 62 dislikes (6.8%)
19:06:00 <Bastardly_One> behave!
19:06:00 <panders> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVoLluZQDZQ
19:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I'm on a boat with a couple of wackos - Finn, Jake and Susan (Nov 24, 2011) 0:21 - Category: Entertainment - 124,869 - 684 likes (99%), 7 dislikes (1%)
19:06:00 <panders> ahahaha xD
19:14:00 <couleurs> **_fOoT_BALL_Z_o_N_e_**
19:15:00 <Fez> Ghostop?
19:16:00 <Fez> A new service i wasnt aware of
19:17:00 <stebie> it knows what you did last summer
19:18:00 <Fez> Fark
19:18:00 <panders> drprincessbubblegum
19:18:00 <panders> candyzombieflesh
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> *returns from fixing a bleeding nose*
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I literally just ran into a wire door
19:20:00 <clusiana> ouchie
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and bounced about 5 mtrs down the hall from it
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> hurt but hell funny
19:21:00 <clusiana> :/
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see how my housemate would of found it funny the way I bounced off the door though
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I would of if it hadn't of been me doing the bouncing
19:23:00 <Fez> Did you record it?
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> OH NO!
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> Shaggy died overnight
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> the dude who did the original voice of Shaggy in the original Scooby Do
19:28:00 <couleurs> RIP Shag
19:35:00 <couleurs> Shag Attak
19:38:00 <Serenity> b1 im on my phone n its hard can u pm me plz
19:38:00 <Serenity> muchos important
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> alright
19:39:00 <Fez> Andchat sez?
19:39:00 <stebie> i'm on my phone and i'm hard, pm me B1
19:39:00 <Serenity> yeah fez
19:40:00 <couleurs> msg stebie hard this 8======D
19:40:00 <Fez> Its easy bro
19:40:00 <couleurs> Hahahaah!!!!!!!
19:40:00 <stebie> couleurs, that's a long nose you have there
19:41:00 <Blarp> lol
19:41:00 <couleurs> thank u
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> well well well
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck a duck eh?
19:43:00 <Fez> Nah
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a good pm for once
19:43:00 <Fez> Who died?
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
19:43:00 <Fez> Oh u got opz
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> Poor Shaggy
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> tit pics
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> of ShadowLurker too
19:44:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got nice tittehs
19:45:00 <Fez> Oh
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd be jealous
19:45:00 <Bastardly_One> they're pretty outstanding
19:46:00 <Serenity> i know how to do it fez but my phone cover makes it hard to bring up the nicklist
19:46:00 <Serenity> and im not taking it off
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that'd be dicking around central
19:46:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that on the phone
19:47:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!!
19:47:00 <Fez> Ah. Self inflicted hardness
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPkr_3v-Dow
19:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - aural psynapse - live in toronto (Nov 8, 2011) 6:55 - Category: Music - 764,340 - 6,490 likes (98.5%), 100 dislikes (1.5%)
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> woot!
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> look at about 3:30
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> for the forever alone guy
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> that is Saemon at a concert
19:52:00 <Bastardly_One> poor cunt ... imagine having that moment taped for life
19:54:00 <Bastardly_One> bullsht you lying cunt ChanOP! I just id'd
19:54:00 <Bastardly_One> as if expired
19:54:00 <ShadowLurker> dicking around
19:55:00 <couleurs> op me
19:55:00 <couleurs> `topic ps4!!!!!
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> fine! I'll give you a new one you cunt nickop
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> poof!
19:55:00 <[Maverick]> :o
19:55:00 <couleurs> hi Mew what u done today me watched tv
19:57:00 <Bastardly_One> homo nickop
19:57:00 <Serenity> now behave you lot
19:57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ok
19:57:00 <Bastardly_One> we won't bait until you go to bed at least
19:57:00 <Bastardly_One> deal?
19:58:00 <Fez> I knew it
19:58:00 <Skirmish> What's with everyone and their vhosts?
19:58:00 <ShooterMcGavin> Hi Skirmish
19:59:00 <Maurice> Wtf just happened here
20:00:00 <GhostOP> got some more shit ops ;)
20:00:00 <couleurs> i'm teh new austnet owner and i'm makeing some changes round 'ere
20:00:00 <Skirmish> LOL @ Bastardly_One having half op.
20:00:00 <Skirmish> That's just being mean.
20:00:00 <Maurice> Hrm, I have nacho stuff
20:01:00 <[Maverick]> yeah... pretty shit :P
20:01:00 <Bastardly_One> last night happened
20:01:00 <Bastardly_One> flooding for hours when you went to bed Maurice
20:02:00 <Maurice> I hope it was about me
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... 6hrs before I fucked off to bed as I finally passed out during the middle of a soccer match
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh Serenity this time
20:02:00 <Maurice> Curses, she stole my thunder
20:02:00 <Skirmish> It's cause of the boobs.
20:03:00 <Skirmish> If you flashed your chest then maybe some people on austnet would stalk you constantly too.
20:03:00 <GhostOP> i didnt even flash my chest
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
20:03:00 <GhostOP> and i get stalked
20:03:00 <GhostOP> im just that handsom
20:03:00 <GhostOP> +E
20:03:00 <Serenity> [01:37] <T3rR0r1ST> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
20:03:00 <Serenity> [01:37] <Lumeah> Terrorist huh.. Uhuh
20:03:00 <Serenity> [01:37] <T3rR0r1ST> LORI WEBSTER FATTIE
20:03:00 <Serenity> [01:37] <T3rR0r1ST> LOSER
20:03:00 <Serenity> [01:37] <Lumeah> Nice dude
20:03:00 <Serenity> [01:38] <pandy> who is a lori webster
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> watching a 3d horror
20:03:00 <Serenity> [01:38] <Lumeah> No idea
20:03:00 <Serenity> [01:38] <T3rR0r1ST> mAURICE
20:03:00 <Serenity> ffs
20:03:00 <Skirmish> Same. Mayo has been stalking me for yeeeeeeears.
20:03:00 <Serenity> FUCK YOU
20:03:00 <GhostOP> that shitcunt sezz flooding the channel
20:04:00 <GhostOP> banned
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:04:00 <Maurice> Lol
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> it's a ghost horror
20:05:00 <Maurice> His info is rather 2003
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> Appartment 1303 it's called
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> -p
20:06:00 <panders> oh fuck me
20:06:00 <panders> thanks to the fkn football my tv show isnt on sbs tonight
20:06:00 <panders> fkn lame.
20:08:00 <couleurs> yep fkn fukc the biggest sporten event in da wurld i want my tv show bak
20:08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> psssssssssssst
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> deop me will ya?
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw my commands
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot what it's like to be this level *lol*
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna surprise Saemon
20:10:00 <Mew> make sure pieter finds out too
20:10:00 <Mew> he will be devo
20:11:00 <Skirmish> Just copy and paste him getting opped into #cats and watch the fallout.
20:11:00 <GhostOP> haha
20:11:00 <GhostOP> now there's an idea...
20:12:00 <Bastardly_One> mean bitches
20:12:00 <Mew> "heh , well yah but like i was next in line for tha throne yah kno"
20:12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still a percenter
20:12:00 <GhostOP> Mew: never forget
20:12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but we know Saemon is gonna go off
20:12:00 <Bastardly_One> if J was in a rage he would be too
20:13:00 <Mew> keep it fresh
20:13:00 <Mew> be cool
20:13:00 <Bastardly_One> so I wanted some cheap joy of surprising the little creep
20:13:00 <Serenity> just ignore it pretend they dont even exist
20:13:00 <Serenity> you have a job to do and thats it
20:13:00 <Bastardly_One> you're no fun Serenity
20:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I know this ... I'm a grown up kind of
20:13:00 <Doodle> she says that to paulie in bed too
20:13:00 <Doodle> just ignore the others
20:13:00 <Doodle> you have a job to do
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> granted I'm not always looking ... as you don't
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> but will do muh best ma'am
20:14:00 <Mew> hello im here for the gang bang
20:14:00 <Doodle> welcome
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hai
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> step right up
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> take a seat *pushes you on Doodle*
20:14:00 <Mew> step inside my widescreen vaginer
20:14:00 <Doodle> careful dont snap it
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> got cave lights installed yet?
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> *gets the abseiling equipment*
20:15:00 <Mew> just downlights
20:15:00 <Mew> modern style
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> ah sweet
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> expensive?
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> *hands out hard hats*
20:16:00 <Mew> some super flammable insulation stuffed around them
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> we could of got them cheap from National Tiles ... Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooo
20:16:00 <Mew> if ur wondering why its so tsssssss hot in there
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> that might be a cringeable Victoria joke though
20:16:00 <panders> b1 you like any of the assassins creed games?
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right ...
20:17:00 <Doodle> wouldnt they be called victoria tiles then
20:17:00 <panders> they've improved the parkour system dramatically :P
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> you asked me that forever ago Panda
20:17:00 <panders> ow
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think this latest one is about the only one I've gotten into
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> and I love rpg shit
20:17:00 <panders> ac4?
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> yes indeed
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> then again how can anyone NOT like pirates?
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> and Conner and Pirates
20:18:00 <panders> ac5 looks even better, save this in your browser for later, but yeah nothing beats pirates! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZiIfJbVO6A
20:18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Assassin's Creed Unity Official E3 2014 Single Player Commented Demo [UK] (Date not found) 7:28 - Category: Gaming - 181,013 - 2,867 likes (99.2%), 23 dislikes (0.8%)
20:18:00 <Doodle> arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
20:18:00 <panders> if only they had this parkour system in ac4 :(
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw that
20:18:00 <panders> i love those little meta ship battles haha
20:18:00 <panders> odidja
20:18:00 <Doodle> hoist me mizzen mast ye buxom wench
20:18:00 <panders> first time for me *blushes*
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> was showing a friend of mine who's right into AC ... she's got ever single solitary game
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> including Revelations
20:19:00 <panders> kickass
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> and the books
20:19:00 <panders> i liked revelations
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> the books follow the games by the way
20:19:00 <panders> oh yer?
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
20:19:00 <panders> didnt know that
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one on Black Flag
20:19:00 <panders> have you read any of it?
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw it just today looking for something else in the fantasy section
20:19:00 <panders> words+pictures?
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... even though I treat bookstores like libraries
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and all text
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I was reading Rob Zombie's book in the same store the other day
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> 7/10
20:20:00 <panders> oh the one you told me about
20:21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Witches of Salem or whatever
20:21:00 <panders> or was that the one his wife wrote you told me about?
20:21:00 <panders> sick
20:21:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh him and someone else making sure it was literate
20:21:00 <panders> hahaha
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> bet book ever if you've not read it
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> is Nick Cave's first novel
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> And The Ass Saw The Angel
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a $10 penguin classic now
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> and so dark and fucked up
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> but very unique in the way it's written
20:23:00 <Bastardly_One> very very very very VERY good
20:24:00 <panders> i didnt know (or remember), he'd written any novels!
20:24:00 <panders> <3 penguin
20:24:00 <Bastardly_One> the wikipedia entry on it
20:24:00 <Bastardly_One> explains it perfectly
20:24:00 <Bastardly_One> it is fucked up
20:24:00 <panders> I'll save the wiki links and order next time i order
20:24:00 <couleurs> but penguins don't even have hands how can they write a book
20:25:00 <panders> mum went behind my back last time and ordered my books without me knowing! so i didnt order GoT
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> get all of those
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously they're not fantasy
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't give a fuck about the big arse dire wolves and dragons
20:25:00 <panders> haha
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more political and the amount of characters he goes through
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> is outstanding
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> but still you want MORE
20:26:00 <cYbR> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-Y2mCYUPow
20:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - Category: Comedy - 1,294,731 - 10,790 likes (91.5%), 1,005 dislikes (8.5%)
20:26:00 <panders> that reminds me, The Feed doing their number segment, calculated the distanced travelled in each of the lotr books
20:27:00 <panders> (Even though it was originally one big book)
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it was
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> and supposedly based on the war
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> whereas if you read the Magician series
20:27:00 <panders> yer, copy I have is one big book, too bad it has the titles in it
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's totally east vs west
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually racist in certain ways
20:28:00 <Bastardly_One> another series well written is the Thomas Covenant series
20:28:00 <couleurs> Game of Gays!!!!!!!!
20:28:00 <panders> yeah, writers of that kind always take from what's happened throughout their lives
20:28:00 <Bastardly_One> when he rapes that girl because he thinks it's not real
20:28:00 <panders> woah
20:28:00 <Bastardly_One> you really hate him the first time
20:28:00 <Bastardly_One> despise him and his shit
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> then you get past that and go back and see why he did what he did
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's not so ... harsh
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> for want of a better description
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> but for "fantasy" ... another engaging series for sure
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the dude's dad was a doctor in a leper colony
20:30:00 <panders> yeah I get ya
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think that's where the story idea came from
20:30:00 <panders> hmm
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> Steven Donaldson
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> here's the wiki link about that Nick Cave boo
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> *book
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> read what it's about
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_the_Ass_Saw_the_Angel
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> sooooooooooooooooo good
20:33:00 <panders> checkin it out
20:34:00 <couleurs> nrick crave rokcs
20:34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's nothing like his second novel which was a crime novel
20:34:00 <Bastardly_One> and a lot of people find it hard to read
20:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking LOVED it
20:35:00 <Bastardly_One> one of my all time favourite novels in the modern era
20:35:00 <panders> sounds interesting
20:35:00 <Bastardly_One> and written very gothic and disturbing
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> the first couple of chapters about the mother and father
20:36:00 <panders> the death of bunny monroe?
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> getting along I see
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> and the main character being born
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> are messed up
20:36:00 <panders> Irvine Welsh, Neil Labute and David Peace have all touted the novel - providing back-cover reviews. <-- WOAH!
20:36:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah that's a crime novel the death of bunny munroe
20:36:00 <TheRiddler> my favourite modern fantasy is the dresden files
20:36:00 <Mew> http://24.media.tumblr.com/0daaba0b3c29d5853c5155a429a75f74/tumblr_mq22uzghgX1rzpar5o1_500.png
20:36:00 <panders> def getting these two books
20:36:00 <Mew> the little mercage
20:37:00 <panders> <3 irvine welsh novels
20:37:00 <Calin> haha Mew that will haunt my dreams
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> cagemaid
20:37:00 <Mew> >:)
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah mine too Calin
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, maybe for show ;)
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm "hired help" now
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah can't say I do actually
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaye Wheel of Time series
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> because Robert Jordan clearly informed his team of the vision
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont know if we'll ever see GoT finished
20:39:00 <TheRiddler> wheel of time is good
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> because G RR Martin the fuck will die
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> and he is such a pompous lazy cunt
20:39:00 <panders> once again this is my all time fav novel http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perfume_(novel)
20:40:00 <TheRiddler> my best series
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> and shares nothing with no-one I'm not positive we'll see the total end of that series
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> if we do ... not the way it should end
20:40:00 <panders> ;D
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll be dead first the fat arrogant cunt
20:40:00 <panders> a lot of people find this too much to read aswell man lol
20:40:00 <panders> bbs
20:40:00 <Bastardly_One> too busy making money off the series to finish the damn things
20:42:00 <ness> hey motherfuckers
20:43:00 <Zade> hello ness
20:45:00 <Calin> panders - holy shitballs that book is good.
20:45:00 <Calin> my sister gave it to me and i was like... meh, started reading it and couldn't put it down
20:45:00 <Calin> movie wasn't tooo bad
20:45:00 <TheRiddler> he probably has a manuscript of the entire series hidden away
20:48:00 <couleurs> i'm a manuscript
20:50:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently he uses his original computer still
20:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and whatever the word processor was before word
20:50:00 <Bastardly_One> which I cannot remember for the life of me at the moment
20:51:00 <[Maverick]> maybe because he actually likes to take time writing a novel.. not just pushing them out like a bunbury single mother does with kids.
20:51:00 <Serenity> BUAHAH
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> read his interviews and stuff?
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> he seems like a prick
20:51:00 <[Maverick]> well he does come across like you
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> and really doesn't give a fuck what the fans think
20:52:00 <Calin> Bastardly_One who cares if he's a prick.
20:52:00 <[Maverick]> but I think you're missing the point though...
20:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I do if I am not getting my damn finale!
20:52:00 <Calin> I like him for his stories, not his personality
20:52:00 <[Maverick]> he enjoys writing the books.
20:52:00 <Calin> haha .. fair enough
20:52:00 <[Maverick]> awww
20:53:00 <[Maverick]> you have probably jumped on the GoT bandwagon like everyone else Bastardly_One
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> that he does but seriously he will die first
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> and with no team knowing the vision
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I was actually pissy about the first series on tv
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> the way they jump in and don't take in the prologue
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> did you hear American Gods by Neil Gainman is going to be a HBO series?
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> that should be fucking great
20:54:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome book
20:57:00 <couleurs> i'm awesome
20:58:00 <couleurs> -- Pieter
20:58:00 <Zade> i wonder if five go to demon's rocks will ever be a hbo series
20:58:00 <Bastardly_One> books - HBO programming in 10 yrs
20:58:00 <Serenity> hrm simple
20:59:00 <couleurs> true detective show of the year fukc u guys
21:00:00 <couleurs> hbo too but orginal not a bs book remake
21:00:00 <couleurs> do u even original
21:00:00 <couleurs> thank u
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I still kind of wonder, even though I like the series, how they made Boardwalk Empire into more than a few eps
21:02:00 <couleurs> yeah that got boring
21:02:00 <couleurs> didn't even watch s4
21:02:00 <couleurs> who cares
21:02:00 <couleurs> same old shit
21:02:00 <Glenn> Ads are different... :P
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because it out lived the book if you get what I mean
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I still kind of wonder, even though I like the series, how they made Boardwalk Empire into more than a few eps
21:02:00 <couleurs> yeah that got boring
21:02:00 <couleurs> didn't even watch s4
21:02:00 <couleurs> who cares
21:02:00 <couleurs> same old shit
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because it out lived the book if you get what I mean
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I still kind of wonder, even though I like the series, how they made Boardwalk Empire into more than a few eps
21:02:00 <couleurs> yeah that got boring
21:02:00 <couleurs> didn't even watch s4
21:02:00 <couleurs> who cares
21:02:00 <couleurs> same old shit
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's because it out lived the book if you get what I mean
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> one series I will miss is SoA ... I got onto that from the start and sucked in quick
21:04:00 <couleurs> Shut Up Glenn
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> this last series promises to be shit though ... Marilyn Manson has a recurring roll
21:04:00 <couleurs> what's SoA
21:04:00 <couleurs> oh
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> Sons of Anarchy
21:04:00 <couleurs> Sons of Aboringshow
21:04:00 <couleurs> pwned
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> My favourite character died ages ago
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> Opie
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> heart of gold bad arse
21:05:00 <couleurs> true detective or bye
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> not sure why this movie is in 3d
21:05:00 <couleurs> fuck game of thrones
21:06:00 <TheRiddler> probably to increase atmosphere to a rather boring movie
21:06:00 <couleurs> you're 3d 2
21:09:00 <couleurs> we're all 3d and i'm a material girl living in a 3d wurld
21:11:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> so far this movie gets a 1 tiggier
21:13:00 <TheRiddler> hope it picks up
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> what movie?
21:14:00 <stebie> heh, tig
21:14:00 <TheRiddler> apartment 1303
21:14:00 <stebie> tig is good in soa
21:14:00 <Bastardly_One> title alone sounds shite
21:14:00 <Bastardly_One> damn straight stebie
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> a friend and I in the States I chat with ... we did this SoA thing and she's supposedly Tig
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm supposedly Opie
21:15:00 <stebie> role playing?
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> which we were both stoked with because her favourite is Tig
21:15:00 <couleurs> lol
21:15:00 <Bastardly_One> and mine is Opie
21:16:00 <stebie> tig likes trannies ;/
21:16:00 <Bastardly_One> no, some personality quiz shit thing
21:16:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Opie
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> you know stebie
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> they should make a final episode
21:17:00 <stebie> i do know stebie
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> where a gang of blacks come raid the club house
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> asking Jax for their white hi tops back
21:17:00 <stebie> the niners or whoever?
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah demanding their white hi tops back
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck is in an MC wearing white hi tops?
21:18:00 <stebie> i don't know how this season is going to pan out
21:18:00 <stebie> jemma killed tara
21:18:00 <ness> im bored
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I've heard some spoilers and it sounds worse than the last
21:18:00 <ness> need entertainment
21:18:00 <stebie> ness, stand in front of the mirror and strip
21:18:00 <Fez> Beagles
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> jemma's been skank #1 forever
21:19:00 <stebie> jemma is awesome
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> bah!
21:19:00 <stebie> she'd be a good tittybang
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> well, there is that
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and the fact that Manson is having a recurring role in this final season
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> makes it sound ever crappier
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> My nose is so sore
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> still, from that wire door collision before
21:21:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=547332955374473
21:21:00 <Serenity> ERMERGERD
21:21:00 <panders> ahem
21:22:00 <panders> Words and Expressions Commonly Misused
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> ty for this link :D
21:22:00 <panders> "The fact of the matter"
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> a sadistic sociopath's dream
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> ty Serenity
21:23:00 <Serenity> calm down lady
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:23:00 <panders> Use this word only of matters capable of direct verification, not matters of judgement.
21:23:00 <panders> you would love this book b1
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I like that kind of shit
21:23:00 <panders> The Elements of Style
21:23:00 <panders> :P
21:24:00 <Bastardly_One> read it
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I like sadistic little toys Serenity so I'm smiling
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shit
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/eMitn.jpg
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> Dexter in 5 mins ... 9:30 yeah?
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> how co-incidental ... in a way
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way Panda
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> Joyce is a drunken wankbag
21:25:00 <TheRiddler> what a shit movie
21:26:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes I have read it :P
21:26:00 <TheRiddler> how did they get the budget to make it 3d
21:28:00 <TheRiddler> probably wasted it all on the 3d conversion actually
21:32:00 <TheRiddler> bontempelli got the rising star for rnd 13
21:33:00 <panders> not long till dexter!
21:34:00 <panders> 941pm
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck is the remote?
21:34:00 <panders> brasil on four corners about poverty and crime, prostitution and drug habits
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ... there
21:34:00 <panders> WHERE IS IT!
21:34:00 <panders> oh there?
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was watching Rockwiz
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> guess I still can for a few mins
21:35:00 <panders> id still knock boots with her ;)
21:36:00 <panders> she's greek right?
21:36:00 <panders> haha last night at my fav greek restaurant, new greek chick working there, must be 18, maybe 20
21:36:00 <panders> mmmmmmmm so delish
21:36:00 <panders> I go to mum "So anyway my first was Greek."
21:37:00 <panders> she looks at me with an ironic smile and says "Did I need to know that?" I said "No, not really, but we're here.."
21:37:00 <panders> haha
21:41:00 <Bastardly_One> Dexter will be shit now
21:41:00 <Bastardly_One> just because I'm hoping it's good
21:41:00 <Picard> blow me
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's right
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> his sister discovers him
21:42:00 <Picard> u old cunt Bastardly_One
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck how the fuck did he give her up?
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> he was married to her in real life
21:43:00 <Picard> wtf are u on about?
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> hottest foul mouthed woman on television
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> Dexter ...
21:44:00 <couleurs> dexter got shit after s1 and 2
21:44:00 <couleurs> and the 1 with john lithgow
21:44:00 <couleurs> 4 or whatever
21:44:00 <couleurs> u guys watch shows on tv????
21:49:00 <panders> first ep of this dexter was great
21:50:00 <couleurs> it's a terribad show
21:50:00 <panders> says the guy that loved breaking bad
21:51:00 <panders> :P
21:51:00 <couleurs> ya breaking bad was great
21:51:00 <Serenity> hnngg i love that show
21:51:00 <couleurs> only idiets didn't like it
21:51:00 <panders> bah
21:51:00 <panders> Sopranos set the pace for those shows
21:51:00 <panders> breaking bad was nothing new
21:51:00 <couleurs> SEASON 4 IS SLOW LOL HIS WIFE IS SO ANNOYING LOL KILL HER ALREADY
21:52:00 <Serenity> fucking skyler
21:52:00 <couleurs> spoiler: she was meant to be annoying
21:52:00 <Serenity> i want to punch her
21:52:00 <couleurs> sopranos was gay
21:52:00 <couleurs> *fade out 2 black*
21:52:00 <couleurs> breaking bad had a real ending
21:52:00 <couleurs> delivered too
21:53:00 <couleurs> thank u
21:53:00 <panders> the sopranos ending was fantastic
21:53:00 <panders> meh it was predictable
21:53:00 <panders> fuck sake how long was he supposed to live for
21:54:00 <Picard> ffs stupid fucks who go to bali
21:54:00 <couleurs> pretty sure every1 knew he would die 1 way or another - blondie.mp3
21:54:00 <couleurs> dexter is fucking stupid fluff
21:54:00 <Picard> panders
21:54:00 <couleurs> hi i'm deb i didn't even know my brother was a serial killer 4 10 years lol whoops
21:55:00 <couleurs> best cop eva
21:55:00 <Picard> are you behaving?
21:55:00 <couleurs> cartoon characters
21:56:00 <couleurs> thank u
21:57:00 <couleurs> Bye Mew
21:57:00 <ClipClop> (_._)(_._)
21:57:00 <couleurs> broobs
21:59:00 <couleurs> Dexter Drinking Game: Take a Shot Every Time Dumb Ghost Dad Shows Up (EVERY EPISODE)
21:59:00 <panders> yes Picard I am :P
22:03:00 <panders> he isnt showing up as a ghost
22:04:00 <couleurs> ...
22:07:00 <couleurs> i'm a ghost
22:07:00 <Picard> lucky for you
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
22:08:00 <ClipClop> im a space ghost
22:08:00 <ClipClop> coast to coast
22:09:00 <couleurs> cool
22:10:00 <ClipClop> uz know that one
22:11:00 <couleurs> yer
22:12:00 <panders> a g-g-g-ghost!
22:12:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/1VJhE.jpg wtf
22:13:00 <panders> I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
22:13:00 <panders> I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
22:17:00 <Lumeah> lol cool
22:17:00 <couleurs> 2 cool
22:18:00 <stebie> 4 school
22:18:00 <couleurs> u
22:20:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-AoaV7AykbE&feature=kp
22:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park - Jimmy - Cool like a fool in a swimming pool (Jun 18, 2011) 0:09 - Category: Comedy - 656,774 - 3,743 likes (98.8%), 45 dislikes (1.2%)
22:22:00 <panders> o yea sausages for dinner
22:23:00 <Lumeah> ohh nice
22:23:00 <Serenity> i miss sausages
22:24:00 <couleurs> you're a sauseges
22:25:00 <panders> i said that last nite sezz lol
22:25:00 <Serenity> your face is a sausage
22:25:00 <panders> well early this morning ahah
22:25:00 <Eggs> BACK ON THE CASE!
22:25:00 <Eggs> ^-^
22:26:00 <Serenity> haha
22:26:00 <Serenity> sausages and eggs
22:27:00 <Lumeah> EGGs!
22:29:00 <couleurs> you're an eggs
22:29:00 <Eggs> oh no no Dexter is edging into Mr. Brooks territory
22:29:00 <Picard> shoot me now
22:30:00 <Eggs> Sausages and Eggs BACK ON THE CASE!
22:30:00 <Eggs> rip Sausages.
22:30:00 <Lumeah> lol
22:32:00 <panders> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10401446_837606246267347_7089480211791411105_n.jpg <- WHuT!!!
22:42:00 <sm0kee> lol.. people still come here? im amazed. keepin it alive for real
22:44:00 <frayedknot> why wouldn't people come here?
22:45:00 <panders> sm0kedog?
22:46:00 <sm0kee> im unfamiliar with this sm0kedog referrence.
22:47:00 <panders> shrug
22:48:00 <sm0kee> i like... caramel flavoured topping.
22:49:00 <Serenity> smoke.pog
22:50:00 <SwashBlade> Woo...tumbleweed.
22:51:00 <sm0kee> daddy long legs?
22:51:00 <SwashBlade> Yeah, probably a few of them around too.
22:52:00 <sm0kee> Im bored. somebody do something entertaining.
22:52:00 <sm0kee> yesss!!!
22:53:00 <sm0kee> ok im bored again.
22:53:00 <SwashBlade> I used to juggle kittens and apples...but there was a mishap when I got to the part where I'd take a bite out of the apples while I was juggling them...
22:54:00 <sm0kee> do you ever try and take a bite out of a chainsaw?
22:54:00 <SwashBlade> Nah, never tried juggling apples and chainsaws.
22:55:00 <sm0kee> why not mix things up with some fire. maybe flaming kittens? the smell of dim sims might attract more of a crowd.
22:55:00 <SwashBlade> Hmm, perhaps...
22:55:00 <SwashBlade> Except now I'm hungry.
22:56:00 <sm0kee> thats what they all say. in africa.
22:56:00 <SwashBlade> Yeah, but they would, wouldn't they.
22:57:00 <sm0kee> i think so. im not 100% tho. never been
22:59:00 <sm0kee> any movie recommendations? something with a bit of action, and maybe a sex scene that is 'makes you stop the movie to have a porn break' worthy
22:59:00 <SwashBlade> Hmm...never really get into movies for the sex scenes.
23:00:00 <SwashBlade> I remember the original Terminator was pretty good in that regard though.
23:01:00 <SwashBlade> Ice Pirates might be worth a look if you want something silly with a bit of action and a sex scene. It's got Ron Perlman in it, too.
23:03:00 <sm0kee> pass.
23:04:00 <SwashBlade> Yeah, I'm out of ideas.
23:05:00 <sm0kee> porn it is.
23:14:00 <panders> man dexter crossed the line
23:14:00 <lumeah2> Again pandy?
23:14:00 <panders> bigtime
23:15:00 <panders> drugged his sister so she'd sleep and he could go out and kill someone
23:16:00 <Picard> panders do not do what u see in a movie
23:16:00 <Picard> u will go to prison again.
23:17:00 <couleurs> :)
23:17:00 <lumeah2> Lol
23:21:00 <panders> so anyway couleurs
23:21:00 <panders> battlefield hardline will run at 1080p 60fps
23:22:00 <panders> as will every game in the end.
23:22:00 <panders> one less thing for you to go on about :(
23:22:00 <panders> lmao!
23:22:00 <couleurs> yes cos no kinect
23:22:00 <panders> hah
23:22:00 <panders> that isnt the reason
23:23:00 <panders> the idea for quite some time was to reduce what kinect uses
23:23:00 <panders> and give that to dvp
23:23:00 <panders> but you'd know that if you bothered to look up non-hate blogs etc.
23:24:00 <couleurs> yes kinect takes up 10% no kinect = 1080p aka what ps4 already does cos it's got no dumb motion camera that is useless
23:25:00 <panders> not no kinect
23:25:00 <panders> it can still be 1080p 60fps and use kinect
23:26:00 <panders> they reduce kinect to 2%
23:26:00 <panders> doesn't change kinect functions
23:27:00 <couleurs> w/eves battlefield is gay anyway
23:27:00 <panders> hardline looks gay
23:27:00 <couleurs> all shooters are gay
23:27:00 <panders> lol
23:27:00 <panders> what's the best game ever?
23:27:00 <couleurs> FiFa
23:27:00 <panders> ehehehe
23:28:00 <panders> do u like martial art films?
23:29:00 <milk> kickboxer was good
23:29:00 <panders> im dling this http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6987352/The_Legend_Is_Born_Ip_Man_(2010)_720p_BrRip_x264_-_600MB_-_YIFY
23:30:00 <panders> bout the man that trained bruce lee
23:31:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
23:31:00 <TheRiddler> the current ps4 bundle has watch dogs and fifa 14
23:32:00 <lumeah2> Yeah? Good?
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> there's a xbone bundle $100 less than the ps4 1 that has 3 games
23:32:00 <TheRiddler> from eb games
23:33:00 <couleurs> yea cos xbox sales sux
23:33:00 <TheRiddler> yes
23:33:00 <Excessive> 3v3n1n20r2!
23:35:00 <couleurs> ps4 is almost doubled in sales, even wii-u is 2m units ahead
23:35:00 <couleurs> owned!!!!!
23:36:00 <panders> i like fifa14
23:37:00 <panders> have digital copy
23:37:00 <panders> couleurs it's not about the console it's about gaming
23:37:00 <panders> and preference
23:37:00 <panders> if ps4 had something as good as kinect id have it here not mums and xbone there not here
23:38:00 <couleurs> lol ok
23:38:00 <panders> i want wii u
23:39:00 <couleurs> i've got me xbone @ my cousins place still in the box i feelin' u
23:39:00 <panders> mine's not in the box
23:39:00 <panders> got something to do at her place when im there.
23:40:00 <milk> help help, I'm being attacked by inter-dimensional niggers
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> there's no games coming out for kinect
23:41:00 <TheRiddler> atleast none reconisable
23:41:00 <couleurs> kinect gen 1 didn't work and gen 2 doesn't work either idgi
23:41:00 <couleurs> they're even bringing out a remote to replace it
23:42:00 <TheRiddler> and developers have found out that kinect features in games takes up 10% of the cpu to run
23:42:00 <couleurs> and there probably won't be a gen 3 since apple bought the company
23:42:00 <panders> fk those kinect adventure shit
23:42:00 <panders> it does work couleurs
23:42:00 <panders> man you should just shut up
23:42:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gNJ1z-ulB4
23:42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Trailer (Mar 13, 2008) 1:26 - Category: Entertainment - 155,908 - 400 likes (98%), 8 dislikes (2%)
23:42:00 <TheRiddler> it doesn't
23:42:00 <couleurs> owned!!!!
23:42:00 <panders> not owned
23:42:00 <couleurs> dems da factz
23:42:00 <panders> jesus
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> alot of people have reported problems with kinect still
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> even after updates
23:43:00 <panders> people report problems with everything
23:43:00 <panders> nothing's perfect
23:43:00 <panders> and you dont have one you have wii u
23:43:00 <TheRiddler> my brother has 1
23:43:00 <panders> so then you're just not someone that's into kinect yeah?
23:44:00 <panders> it's up to game dvp now to choose what they want to use kinect for
23:44:00 <panders> how much and so on
23:44:00 <panders> or none at all
23:44:00 <TheRiddler> no I'm reporting what I've heard
23:44:00 <panders> that's a good thing, why not say it like that.
23:44:00 <couleurs> getting rid of kinect will get them more sales now but it's too late
23:44:00 <panders> well I'm telling you what I read
23:44:00 <panders> they didnt get rid of kinect
23:44:00 <panders> told you that already
23:45:00 <panders> i think i've said it four times now, not in this conversation
23:45:00 <TheRiddler> like I said they have reported that using kinect in games will take 10% of the cpu to proccess the commands
23:45:00 <milk> It's a safe thing to do, to get into a rocket car, hit top speed and slam into a stealth rock... clearly it was the inter-dimensional niggers fault
23:46:00 <panders> like I said, they're giving the developers the option of using it or not, and how much of it they use if they do
23:46:00 <TheRiddler> which is 10% away from framerate or graphic resources
23:46:00 <panders> I know what it uses
23:46:00 <panders> I read about these things
23:46:00 <couleurs> it's on sale for $399 without kinect now
23:46:00 <panders> I just don't see the point in putting good things down, you never see me putting down wii u
23:47:00 <panders> and there's plenty to say about it, negative, but I'm a positive gamer.
23:47:00 <panders> and I want one anyway :P
23:47:00 <couleurs> they're introducing the kinect as an add on later after they sell all the bundled units obvs
23:48:00 <panders> and besides, couleurs, a lot of gamers don't care about 1080p, what scared customers away was the kinect being fully intergrated, people were scared they'd be spied on. Which is ridiculous.
23:49:00 <couleurs> y is it ridiculous
23:49:00 <panders> they are selling kinect with xbox and selling xbox on it's own
23:49:00 <panders> that's the deal
23:49:00 <B1-not-here> meh
23:49:00 <B1-not-here> what a crap night it's turned out to be
23:49:00 <panders> Because you need an organisation couleurs
23:49:00 <panders> infrastructure
23:49:00 <panders> billions of dollars
23:49:00 <B1-not-here> bbs ... maybe I can walk off the mood that has ensued
23:49:00 <panders> to spy on only millions of people.
23:50:00 <panders> think about it, *slaps*
23:50:00 <B1-not-here> if not for bad luck I've have no at all
23:50:00 <couleurs> you mean like the nsa?
23:50:00 <couleurs> and microsoft?
23:50:00 <panders> it's easier to spy on us using twitter and facebook.
23:50:00 <panders> our webcams are two way not one way
23:50:00 <couleurs> micosoft were the first to join prism... microsoft own xbox right???
23:50:00 <couleurs> yep ridiculous
23:50:00 <panders> yer
23:50:00 <panders> it is ridiculous
23:51:00 <panders> what possible information could be retrieved spying on such a small group of gamers
23:51:00 <couleurs> lol
23:51:00 <panders> even if it's one hundred million gamers
23:51:00 <panders> that's not worth the money it'd cost to learn nothing.
23:52:00 <panders> you've got to be one paranoid idiot to think anybody gave any thought to it in the first place. only conspiracy nuts gone-to-far really believe that bs
23:53:00 <panders> then again, those people believe in flying saucers, without thinking to themselves; 'How did the aliens afford to get here?'
23:53:00 <milk> if someone wanted me to put an xbox one next to my TV with HDMI, they'd have to pay me to take it, I have enough spy equipment in my bedroom already
23:53:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10478203_10201568996021372_6072359337077669951_n.jpg
23:54:00 <panders> yer, ppl on here used to give me shit for having a ps3 not a 360
23:54:00 <panders> i had both, ppl still do it, same with now. idiots
23:54:00 <couleurs> microsoft shot themselves in the foot... end of story thank u
23:55:00 <panders> i liked that story
23:55:00 <panders> hey if apple released a system, would it be called Apple Crate?
23:57:00 <couleurs> iphone!!!!!
23:57:00 <panders> lol
23:58:00 <lumeah2> Haha