// #melbourne — 2014-06-19
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00:00:00 <Bastardly_One> this op got "busted" at a meet with heaps of this channel's girls nude pics on his drive
00:00:00 <Bastardly_One> never picked him for a creep like that
00:01:00 <Skirmish> Why did you plant your hard drive on him?
00:02:00 <beehhh> I am dead for Australia.
00:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll ignore that Skirmish
00:02:00 <Bastardly_One> seems you like being here ... so I'll ignore that
00:03:00 <beehhh> i'd move to newfy
00:03:00 <beehhh> best of both worlds
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh
00:03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
00:03:00 <Skirmish> you can ban me if that's what you believe needs to happen B1.
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I can if you want to make comments like that
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
00:04:00 <Skirmish> You're a twat at the best of times but it seems giving you the % has made you slightly worse.
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> once again, stop baiting me
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> like you have for the last hour or so
00:04:00 <beehhh> plus i dont speak chinese sorry lads
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you, I'll bore of it eventually
00:05:00 <beehhh> ooh Bastardly_One i thoght blackdrvil
00:05:00 <beehhh> %
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah me
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> scared?
00:05:00 <spookyfingers> yawnies
00:05:00 <spookyfingers> fkn insomnia bullshit
00:05:00 <beehhh> lucky you got op at death week
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... death week?
00:05:00 <spookyfingers> cant wait for this to pass and have a good 5-6 hrs a nite
00:06:00 <beehhh> yeah one malay boat skins with mh370
00:06:00 <spookyfingers> doctor doctor doctor I've been inspired by Sunshine to destroy the sun, you down?
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> this Darksiders II is fun by the way
00:06:00 <spookyfingers> mmmmmm need a hundred bucks to pay for tattoo design
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> bit different to the first one
00:07:00 <spookyfingers> what's darksiders, can u give me a rundown?
00:07:00 <spookyfingers> pm it to me brb goin to get tallyhos
00:07:00 <beehhh> canada is great in newfy
00:09:00 <beehhh> they might reconsider another retard soul in their womb
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> a slash 'em up
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> where War gets blamed for the end of humanity
00:11:00 <spookyfingers> i love slashers
00:11:00 <spookyfingers> woo
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> and has to come back and fight his way to justice
00:11:00 <spookyfingers> cool
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> but the council are still like
00:11:00 <spookyfingers> ill check it out
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you cunt
00:11:00 <spookyfingers> hahaha
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> so II
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> Death comes back
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> to try to prove War's innocence
00:11:00 <spookyfingers> and raeps
00:11:00 <spookyfingers> haha
00:11:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's like been here before to kill his own kind
00:11:00 <spookyfingers> sounds like something out of Paradise Lost
00:12:00 <Bastardly_One> the nephilim
00:12:00 <spookyfingers> ill paste u something after
00:12:00 <spookyfingers> i think you'll love it
00:12:00 <spookyfingers> ;) bbs
00:13:00 <beehhh> best if you dont think about home it will not hurt your spirit
00:14:00 <beehhh> being a forntline soldier was a big mistake
00:19:00 <beehhh> maybe there wasnt enough space for them to shelter me
00:22:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mVm8jPBhmMU
00:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foo Fighters - Times like these (Acoustic) (Apr 15, 2007) 3:59 - Category: Music - 3,817,460 - 13,078 likes (98.6%), 179 dislikes (1.4%)
00:22:00 <beehhh> to my buddy joshua thompson
00:27:00 <milk> <efsenable> -
00:28:00 <beehhh> to another life if there is any there might not be any or might
00:30:00 <beehhh> one exam done three more to go, next destination is uk for another 3 years
00:30:00 <spookyfingers> wicked as, 4 papers papers, 40 cents each heh
00:30:00 <spookyfingers> o shit
00:30:00 <spookyfingers> forgot to empty my account
00:32:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be an iceberg
00:32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my heater rocks too
00:32:00 <Doodle> nah i'm in my jocks
00:32:00 <Serenity> reowww
00:32:00 <Serenity> pix
00:32:00 <Doodle> lol gross
00:32:00 <Serenity> :<
00:33:00 <fawks> dat shroom pouch
00:33:00 <Doodle> lol shut up
00:33:00 <Serenity> AHA
00:33:00 <fawks> loool
00:33:00 <Serenity> HAHAHAHA
00:33:00 <fawks> :')
00:33:00 <fawks> mefave
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> lookie
00:33:00 <Doodle> god i feel sick
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> made a new pretty
00:33:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/df2a0164-fc62-44ce-9c35-ec3.jpeg
00:33:00 <Doodle> i think its cos i went to work today
00:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I left the house for 20 mins today and thought
00:34:00 <Bastardly_One> how shitty is this? Making me feel more bleh
00:34:00 <Bastardly_One> so gave up on that idea and got stoned
00:35:00 <Doodle> yeah
00:35:00 <Doodle> i hear ya
00:35:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't mind the cold
00:35:00 <Bastardly_One> but can we have at least 5 mins of even pissy sun?
00:36:00 <Bill_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x6SYcGLJ_Y
00:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Essex - Rock On (Feb 15, 2012) 0 - Category: Music - 198,127 - 1,375 likes (97.5%), 35 dislikes (2.5%)
00:36:00 <Serenity> i love changing my backgrounds and lock screens on my phone
00:37:00 <Serenity> feels like a makeover
00:37:00 <munkeynuts> this has got to be one of pearces best roles
00:37:00 <Bastardly_One> hope its not a live b/g
00:37:00 <Bastardly_One> if the 4 is like the 3 ... they eat the battery
00:37:00 <Loof> i just have a black background on my phone
00:37:00 <Loof> makes the screen look bigger lol
00:38:00 <Serenity> ive had a live background since my s2
00:38:00 <Doodle> like small hands Loof
00:38:00 <Serenity> havent noticed anything about the battery
00:38:00 <Serenity> but no this one isnt
00:38:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8p9jSRxguAA
00:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tupac- Ambitionz Az a Ridah (Nov 25, 2006) 4:40 - Category: Music - 7,690,514 - 28,421 likes (96.5%), 1,035 dislikes (3.5%)
00:38:00 <Loof> jah mon
00:38:00 <Doodle> @mp3 2Pac - Ambitionz Az A Ridah.mp3 (7.23MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:53)
00:38:00 <Bastardly_One> my battery seems a bit shit actually
00:38:00 <Maurice> Ha, I was just thinking about the locked screen and background
00:38:00 <munkeynuts> woo weds
00:38:00 <munkeynuts> best day of the week brother
00:38:00 <Maurice> Coz I took a pic of Es and my locked screen is Auds
00:38:00 <Maurice> My background is shoes..
00:38:00 <munkeynuts> and shaving head day!
00:39:00 <Doodle> Maurice
00:39:00 <Doodle> come and keep me warm
00:39:00 <Doodle> in the crotchal region
00:39:00 <Loof> my battery lasts noticebly longer with a black static background
00:39:00 <Maurice> +e
00:39:00 <munkeynuts> fk i wish i could go back in time
00:39:00 <Maurice> I hope you have insurance
00:39:00 <munkeynuts> watch adelaide become adelaide
00:40:00 <Doodle> not against flood damage
00:40:00 <Serenity> ive had the same one since i got my phone
00:40:00 <Serenity> november..
00:40:00 <Serenity> change makes it feel like a whole new phone
00:40:00 <munkeynuts> wonder what it looked like when my grandpa was a kid
00:40:00 <Doodle> black and white
00:40:00 <Serenity> had a galazy back ground
00:40:00 <munkeynuts> lmao
00:40:00 <Serenity> galaxy
00:40:00 <munkeynuts> :P
00:40:00 <Maurice> Mine were the year before
00:40:00 <munkeynuts> ahahahahaha
00:40:00 <munkeynuts> ur quicker on the draw than jesse james son!
00:40:00 <Doodle> god
00:40:00 <Loof> mines scratched as
00:40:00 <Maurice> No, woulda been beginning of last year when I got auds
00:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't wait until they tell me its new phone time
00:41:00 <Doodle> i cant get this hot chocolate in me fast enough
00:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I cracked the screen on this about 2mths ago
00:41:00 <Loof> get a note b1
00:41:00 <munkeynuts> same with this tea
00:41:00 <munkeynuts> mm hot chocolate
00:41:00 <Maurice> Calm your tits Doodle, I'm tryna do my thang here
00:41:00 <Doodle> i always read auds as audis
00:41:00 <munkeynuts> with marshmellows like in kick ass
00:41:00 <Loof> note 4
00:41:00 <munkeynuts> "The Marshmellow Kids never run away from a scrap."
00:41:00 <Maurice> He's just as useless as one, Doodle
00:41:00 <Loof> :P
00:41:00 <Maurice> Oh dear, don't speak ill of the dead
00:41:00 <Doodle> :o
00:41:00 <Doodle> i like audis
00:41:00 <munkeynuts> "Come on fellers! Today, we're Manmellows."
00:41:00 <Maurice> I like auds
00:41:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, I'm on a really old plan they dont offer anymore and its cheap
00:41:00 <Doodle> i dont think i'd buy one tho
00:41:00 <Maurice> It's like we're twins
00:41:00 <Doodle> lolol
00:41:00 <Loof> what car should i get on gt 6?
00:42:00 <Doodle> depends
00:42:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0uQBwFMfBk
00:42:00 <Loof> to earn the most money?
00:42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Gangsta Party (Official Video) HD1080p (Date not found) 5:36 - Category: Music - 3,659,044 - 14,058 likes (96.9%), 456 dislikes (3.1%)
00:42:00 <Doodle> oh
00:42:00 <Doodle> mercedes vision gt thing
00:42:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
00:42:00 <Doodle> the free one
00:42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
00:42:00 <Bastardly_One> or earn the new one
00:42:00 <Loof> i'm looking at that veyron
00:42:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than accidently pay for it
00:42:00 <Doodle> i'm 3/4 through ia atm
00:42:00 <Bastardly_One> like I did
00:42:00 <Doodle> veyron is shit
00:42:00 <Loof> o ic
00:42:00 <munkeynuts> fk gangsta party is shit
00:42:00 <Bastardly_One> go to the first seasonal
00:42:00 <Loof> damn
00:42:00 <Bastardly_One> compete
00:42:00 <Serenity> I want to get a note for adam
00:43:00 <Doodle> the amg vgt does like 460km/h
00:43:00 <Doodle> with nos
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> and get that instead of paying a grand
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean a mill
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> like I did
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've like 20 grand now
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks to a wrong button push
00:43:00 <munkeynuts> snoop dogg that fkn pretender
00:43:00 <Doodle> lol
00:43:00 <Doodle> i have 9m
00:43:00 <munkeynuts> went to a posh school with cameron diaz
00:43:00 <Loof> lol
00:43:00 <Bastardly_One> so pissed off
00:43:00 <Serenity> snoop lion
00:43:00 <Doodle> i need a life
00:43:00 <munkeynuts> claim to fame, was in the area of a drive by
00:43:00 <Loof> that's insanely good
00:43:00 <Loof> i'd go mental spending that
00:43:00 <munkeynuts> bah snoop lion
00:43:00 <Doodle> haha
00:44:00 <Maurice> On meth
00:44:00 <Doodle> well
00:44:00 <munkeynuts> he has done well for himself
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to like seriousy restart
00:44:00 <Loof> brb bong
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> whereas I hoard cash on the other game I like playing
00:44:00 <Doodle> you can actually finish the game without buying anything other than a honda jazz
00:44:00 <munkeynuts> but dudes like that, its what i dont like about B.E.P.
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah BUT
00:44:00 <munkeynuts> their first record Behind The Front is boss
00:44:00 <Doodle> you have to gold everything
00:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm almost done with Nationals
00:44:00 <munkeynuts> but like every rap group they rapped against being comercial and go comercial
00:44:00 <Doodle> i'm 4 races away from super
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> and shitty 20 grand thanks to an extra button press accidently
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> really hurts man
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I had that mill plus for a fucking reason
00:45:00 <Doodle> lol you will easily make that back
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but not the point
00:45:00 <Loof> how much you get for selling the car b1?
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> 30 grand
00:45:00 <Doodle> the ib and ia races are like 150k for winning
00:45:00 <Loof> ouch
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> like fuck off
00:45:00 <munkeynuts> what game is this
00:45:00 <Doodle> with 200% login shit
00:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I got the cunt for over a mil
00:45:00 <munkeynuts> gran turismo?
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah GT6
00:46:00 <munkeynuts> sick
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah log in is handy
00:46:00 <munkeynuts> i only like racers on pc
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> the bonus
00:46:00 <munkeynuts> fkn shit on console
00:46:00 <Loof> i should log in daily
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> you should
00:46:00 <Doodle> plus 200k bonuses for completing championships
00:46:00 <Doodle> shifter karts = cunts
00:46:00 <munkeynuts> but i am like my mate, he is obsessed, real good too won a big sony comp
00:46:00 <Bastardly_One> 200 percent bonus on the easy races is dollar central
00:46:00 <munkeynuts> races online with dudes that race in bathurst
00:47:00 <Doodle> how ace is bathurst
00:47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know a dude who plays it religiously
00:47:00 <munkeynuts> got me on this course just to test me, didnt tell me it is one of the hardest in the world
00:47:00 <Serenity> i so didnt read bathurst just then
00:47:00 <Loof> you guys get the commodore?
00:47:00 <Serenity> ...
00:47:00 <Doodle> lol
00:47:00 <Bastardly_One> to the point he has a ford steering wheel and seat and shit in his lounge
00:47:00 <Doodle> sezz
00:47:00 <Doodle> i mean the track
00:47:00 <Doodle> in video games
00:47:00 <Serenity> loool
00:47:00 <Doodle> not the race
00:47:00 <munkeynuts> lol and he was well impressed till my last lap i was cocky, his words, and spun out on the green
00:47:00 <Bastardly_One> and Bathurst is fantastic to play on
00:47:00 <Serenity> i know what you mean
00:47:00 <Serenity> but i read something completely different
00:47:00 <Doodle> so
00:47:00 <Doodle> sarah
00:48:00 <Doodle> arcing jet of semen?
00:48:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:48:00 <Maurice> :o
00:48:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh don't get the commodore or manaro
00:48:00 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit handling
00:48:00 <Serenity> ohh look at me im doing it now
00:48:00 <Doodle> you can tune them to handle well
00:48:00 <munkeynuts> doodle u can drive me around anyday
00:48:00 <Bastardly_One> if you must get an aussie car get the ford racing
00:48:00 <Doodle> re00www
00:48:00 <munkeynuts> ill cook you a roast <3
00:48:00 <munkeynuts> *smitten*
00:48:00 <Serenity> no. no no no no you were accusing me of having TWO pubic thatches
00:48:00 <Doodle> lol
00:48:00 <Doodle> LOL
00:48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Doodle but I dunno if he's specialisng or just racing
00:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd say just racing
00:48:00 <Doodle> YOU WERE ACCUSING ME OF DELIBERATELY MASTURBATING INTO YOUR BREAKFAST
00:48:00 <Doodle> why are you doing this?
00:48:00 <Loof> lol
00:48:00 <Serenity> loooool
00:48:00 <Doodle> why?????
00:49:00 <Serenity> whyyyyyyyy
00:49:00 <Doodle> looool
00:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I was getting around to the aussie cars for a reason too until that million dollar slip up
00:49:00 <Doodle> in the words of rik mayall, 'oh who gives a fuck the cunts dead anyway'
00:49:00 <Loof> i dont want to get a ford
00:49:00 <Loof> sorry
00:49:00 <Serenity> ahah!
00:49:00 <Doodle> :D
00:49:00 <Bastardly_One> GT5 I had a thing about all aussie races
00:49:00 <Serenity> hey ho its all a load of bollocks anyway
00:50:00 <Doodle> what is it that shakespeare used to say eddieeeeee
00:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and was gonna host them again on 6 but I'm still having a tanty over the mil loss
00:50:00 <Doodle> 'what do you mean its crap? theres 8 bodies t the end and he gets to shag his mum!'
00:50:00 <Serenity> LOL
00:50:00 <munkeynuts> b1 you'd like racing on pc against my mate
00:50:00 <munkeynuts> he's a fair dude
00:50:00 <Doodle> 'wheres my quill, bloody hell i bought 5 yesterday'
00:50:00 <Doodle> NO EDIE
00:50:00 <Loof> i got a 700+bhp nissan orange and yellow thing
00:50:00 <Doodle> D
00:50:00 <Bill_> pop
00:50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not ... I'm a dirty racer
00:50:00 <munkeynuts> wonder if he plays gt6 much
00:50:00 <munkeynuts> lmao
00:50:00 <munkeynuts> oh he wins a fk lot bro
00:51:00 <Serenity> naw how can you miss someone you never met
00:51:00 <Serenity> rip peoples poet
00:51:00 <munkeynuts> i cant believe he was sposed to go to america for the championship comp
00:51:00 <Loof> i always smash into the other cars to help me turn at high speeds
00:51:00 <munkeynuts> couldnt get the passport done in time
00:51:00 <Doodle> goorn m'dear give us a snog i'm a playwright you know
00:51:00 <munkeynuts> for some reason how fkn shit ay
00:51:00 <munkeynuts> oh bbs
00:51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same actually Loof
00:51:00 <Loof> its a filthy habit
00:51:00 <Bastardly_One> or online I cut corners heaps
00:51:00 <Doodle> i smash into them when they deserve it
00:51:00 <Loof> yeah lol
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> drifting is fun if you play dirty
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> online
00:52:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10441946_762679353784715_5140668318566643197_n.jpg
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuk you two
00:52:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSLZFdqwh7E
00:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - Stan (Short Version) ft. Dido (Jun 16, 2009) 6:03 - Category: Music - 42,918,939 - 137,438 likes (97.5%), 3,581 dislikes (2.5%)
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until you get old and stupid
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> and too stoned
00:52:00 <Bastardly_One> and talking on here instead of watching your screen
00:52:00 <Loof> this weed is going to kill me
00:53:00 <Loof> sooo strong
00:53:00 <Bastardly_One> on GT20
00:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I am surprised Doodle and couleurs like it so much
00:53:00 <Bastardly_One> when they had 5
00:54:00 <Bastardly_One> to be honest
00:54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's heaps gay compared to 5
00:54:00 <Doodle> wut
00:54:00 <Loof> i'm lucky i never had 5, so i'm not spoiled :P
00:54:00 <Doodle> 5 is shit
00:54:00 <Loof> o ic
00:54:00 <Doodle> well
00:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked the level system
00:54:00 <Doodle> it is now that 6 is out
00:54:00 <Loof> i wouldn't know
00:54:00 <Loof> so not worth getting?
00:54:00 <Bastardly_One> this is too easy to get a decent way
00:54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's different
00:54:00 <Bastardly_One> level and grinding
00:54:00 <Bastardly_One> this is ... go for your life
00:54:00 <Doodle> i havent had to do any grinding
00:55:00 <Bastardly_One> in 5 I said it was
00:55:00 <Doodle> whats wrong with that
00:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked that
00:55:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zyyphuxM8Xg
00:55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bait Car (Jun 14, 2007) 4:36 - Category: Autos & Vehicles - 343,986 - 484 likes (91.5%), 45 dislikes (8.5%)
00:55:00 <Doodle> i dont want to race the same fucking race 200 times just to buy a car i'll use once
00:55:00 <Bastardly_One> good point
00:55:00 <Bastardly_One> and did you ever play the other part of 5?
00:56:00 <Bastardly_One> forgotten the name but where you command the driver
00:56:00 <munkeynuts> drunk as a pregnant bogan teenage girl on her hens night
00:56:00 <Doodle> yeah its gay
00:56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ok good point
00:56:00 <Doodle> b spec
00:56:00 <munkeynuts> howzzat!
00:56:00 <Loof> i heard 5 multiplayer is dead now
00:56:00 <munkeynuts> just made it up
00:56:00 <Bastardly_One> the levelling was tedious and that could be considered the same
00:56:00 <British^Meat> B-spec
00:56:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno ... I am used to 6 now
00:56:00 <Loof> you got a ps3 bm?
00:56:00 <Doodle> boring spec
00:56:00 <Doodle> i used to get bent, play b-spec and fall asleep
00:57:00 <British^Meat> i did enjoy b-spec, but when it came for me to race in a-spec with my b-spec cars i realised how horrible they were
00:57:00 <Serenity> http://img2.timeinc.net/instyle/images/2014/LOTD/053014-LOTD-Laura-Prepon-428.jpg
00:57:00 <British^Meat> i find GT inaccesable as i really know sweet F A about cars
00:57:00 <Serenity> god she is a sexy sexy woman
00:57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he has Loof
00:57:00 <British^Meat> yer i got a ps3
00:57:00 <Loof> nice
00:57:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't add ya ... he did me and deleted me
00:57:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
00:57:00 <Doodle> i've had her sezz
00:57:00 <Maurice> Half a bottle? You'll be dead by morning, they'll be doing it to you and doing it to you and doing it to you.. well, I better put on half a bottle
00:57:00 <Loof> he added me on origin
00:57:00 <Doodle> she was shit, i was great
00:57:00 <Serenity> ofc
00:57:00 <Doodle> LOL Maurice
00:57:00 <Doodle> DEATH BY SEX
00:57:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:58:00 <Maurice> I'm so glad I downloaded these again
00:58:00 <Loof> i thought you and bm would get along well
00:58:00 <Doodle> we are men of SCIENCE *grabs foot long dildo*
00:58:00 <British^Meat> Doodle
00:58:00 <British^Meat> youre...
00:58:00 <British^Meat> making me cry
00:58:00 <Serenity> http://projectshanks.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/laura-prepon-1.jpg
00:58:00 <Serenity> growlll
00:58:00 <Doodle> lol why
00:58:00 <British^Meat> Love Rik :(
00:58:00 <Loof> :(
00:58:00 <Doodle> same
00:58:00 <British^Meat> Cry did you?
00:58:00 <Serenity> i cried that day
00:58:00 <Serenity> aint even gonne lie
00:58:00 <British^Meat> Shit your pants did you?
00:59:00 <Serenity> gonna
00:59:00 <British^Meat> Quite the opposite really...
00:59:00 <Doodle> like i said earlier, in his own words 'who gives a fuck the cunts dead anyway'
00:59:00 <British^Meat> what, you sucked water in through your eyelids?
00:59:00 <British^Meat> classic
00:59:00 <Doodle> haha
00:59:00 <Bastardly_One> and Loof and Doodle I hate you two
00:59:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I'm not sure if I'm glad Piper dobbed her in or not
00:59:00 <Doodle> i shut tuckers finger in the tank door didnt i eddie
00:59:00 <Bastardly_One> where the fuck is my GT6 disc?
00:59:00 <British^Meat> lol
00:59:00 <Doodle> i dont know this is all a load of bollocks
00:59:00 <Loof> i had to search for mine for 6 hours the other day
00:59:00 <Doodle> mine is in my ps3
00:59:00 <Loof> zac hid it behind the speakers
00:59:00 <Serenity> This house will become a shrine, and punks and skins and rastas will all gather round and hold their hands in sorrow for their fallen leader. And all the grown-ups will say, "But why are the kids crying?" And the kids will say, "Haven't you heard? Rick is dead! The People's Poet is dead
01:00:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I watched Hotel Parasido the other day again
01:00:00 <Maurice> When it said female, I didn't expect the term to be so broad
01:00:00 <Loof> lol Serenity
01:00:00 <Serenity> i dunno Maurice
01:00:00 <Bastardly_One> that movie is fucking brilliant until the end
01:00:00 <Serenity> i get clouded by her big pillowy tits
01:00:00 <Maurice> LOL
01:00:00 <Doodle> i'd take a phot of my guest house paradiso movie pister but the light is too shit in there atm
01:00:00 <Doodle> o
01:00:00 <Maurice> Death by sex part 1
01:00:00 <Doodle> PISTER
01:00:00 <Doodle> poster
01:00:00 <Loof> pistiner
01:00:00 <Doodle> its in czech
01:00:00 <Maurice> I first watched that movie as a young teen
01:01:00 <Serenity> FEEB
01:01:00 <Serenity> ONE BOILED EGG
01:01:00 <Maurice> I lol'd, then I got older and lol'd more coz I understood it more
01:01:00 <Doodle> ONE BOILED EGG
01:01:00 <Maurice> Rofl
01:01:00 <Doodle> CANDLE IN THE EYE
01:01:00 <British^Meat> tell me....
01:01:00 <British^Meat> lol
01:01:00 <British^Meat> Do you like Bad News?
01:01:00 <Doodle> do you like to take peoples underpants off with your teeth?
01:01:00 <Doodle> oh
01:01:00 <Bastardly_One> I just destroyed half the room looking for something ... turned the PS3 on and it's in the machine
01:01:00 <Doodle> i havent seen much of it
01:01:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU
01:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2Pac - Hit 'Em Up (Dirty) (Official Video) HD (Date not found) 5:23 - Category: Music - 5,041,540 - 23,241 likes (96%), 968 dislikes (4%)
01:01:00 <Maurice> Good evening Mr Twat
01:01:00 <Loof> i might have a bong and play too
01:01:00 <Maurice> IT'S CUNT
01:02:00 <Doodle> looool
01:02:00 <Serenity> please, its cunt
01:02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:02:00 <Serenity> LOL
01:02:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
01:02:00 <British^Meat> where do your eggs come from?
01:02:00 <British^Meat> Err hens vaginas
01:02:00 <Doodle> haha
01:02:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up Eddie!
01:02:00 <Serenity> HOW DO YOU SPELL IT
01:02:00 <Doodle> FEEB how do you spell egg
01:02:00 <Doodle> loool
01:02:00 <Serenity> hahaha
01:02:00 <British^Meat> feeeb, hello?
01:02:00 <Serenity> dont write it down just remember it
01:02:00 <Serenity> feeb
01:03:00 <Doodle> FEEEB i'll just get a pencil
01:05:00 <Bastardly_One> LoofGT6 lies
01:05:00 <Bastardly_One> he's playing GTA V story
01:06:00 <British^Meat> fick errrf u sad paftic winker!
01:06:00 <British^Meat> i depart
01:06:00 <LoofGT6> just put it in
01:06:00 <LoofGT6> check now
01:06:00 <LoofGT6> :P
01:06:00 <LoofGT6> that sounded so sexual
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:06:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
01:07:00 <Bastardly_One> I might enter that seasonal comp
01:07:00 <LoofGT6> oohh i forgot to load the hard drive version
01:07:00 <Bastardly_One> get another one of those fucking mistakes I made
01:07:00 <LoofGT6> i bought it yesterday
01:07:00 <LoofGT6> fuck it
01:07:00 <Bastardly_One> and get 30 grand back
01:08:00 <Maurice> We're mere loonies, we mean no harm
01:08:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know if I even want to play
01:08:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously that accidental buy kind of put me off
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> shit hot
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> some of the seasonals have new specs
01:09:00 <Bastardly_One> and better for the cars I have
01:10:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, I'm bored
01:10:00 <Bill_> 2pac- Still Ballin
01:10:00 <munkeynuts> hmm
01:10:00 <munkeynuts> gotta dl this movie Rosewood
01:12:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05PCmqjIeNE
01:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2pac-Tupac All Eyez On Me (Mar 11, 2007) 5:08 - Category: Music - 17,106,356 - 44,159 likes (97%), 1,353 dislikes (3%)
01:12:00 <munkeynuts> fkn one only one
01:12:00 <munkeynuts> post a good tupac song
01:12:00 <munkeynuts> like When I get free 1
01:12:00 <munkeynuts> and then When I get free 2
01:13:00 <munkeynuts> R U Still Down is his best album
01:13:00 <munkeynuts> I got that movie downloaded cunt!
01:13:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkJA6SYwa94
01:13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hail Mary - Tupac (Feb 17, 2007) 5:16 - Category: Music - 27,205,881 - 95,762 likes (97.2%), 2,808 dislikes (2.8%)
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> ghosts?
01:14:00 <munkeynuts> yeppers
01:14:00 <Bastardly_One> great movie
01:14:00 <munkeynuts> im gonna go around spreadin how good it is after i see it and shun your arse
01:14:00 <munkeynuts> ahaha
01:14:00 <munkeynuts> oh fk forgot to tell mum about those 2 novels
01:15:00 <munkeynuts> i refuse to buy any irl since my fav store closed down, till i find another one, fkn dymocks shits me
01:15:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otCpCn0l4Wo
01:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MC Hammer - U Can't Touch This (Feb 24, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 91,839,254 - 347,677 likes (97.6%), 8,443 dislikes (2.4%)
01:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear My brain
01:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just fucking racing and I go to move something on the menu
01:16:00 <Bastardly_One> with the mouse for the PC
01:16:00 <Bastardly_One> <------- spastic
01:17:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10374449_10152543143390844_4127459976421881392_n.jpg
01:17:00 <Maurice> Woops
01:17:00 <munkeynuts> hahaha
01:17:00 <munkeynuts> u got a wheel n shit?
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice ... lol and you know why
01:18:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrLequ6dUdM
01:18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TLC - No Scrubs (Date not found) 4:10 - Category: Music - 2,803,765 - 20,468 likes (96.7%), 705 dislikes (3.3%)
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> but how is that ugly?
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> adorable I say
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> and evil to boot
01:18:00 <Maurice> She keeps dribbling on my lappy
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I haven't got a steering wheel
01:18:00 <Maurice> But I meant to paste that elsewhere
01:18:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't mind one for nothing :P
01:18:00 <munkeynuts> ah damn man
01:18:00 <munkeynuts> get on that shit
01:18:00 <munkeynuts> mate has full set up
01:19:00 <munkeynuts> feel like ur in the car
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> too expensive for one game
01:19:00 <munkeynuts> true yer
01:19:00 <munkeynuts> gotta be kinda dedicated huh lol
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know a dude in Mt Gambier that gets on here someties
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's got a full ford set up in his lounge
01:19:00 <munkeynuts> fark
01:19:00 <munkeynuts> expensive shit
01:19:00 <munkeynuts> then again we all have something we want to spend money on
01:19:00 <Bastardly_One> like you're racing in an xr
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... but ... calm down lady!
01:20:00 <Bastardly_One> tad excessive IMO
01:20:00 <Maurice> I just paid for this http://www.pagnianimports.com.au/racing-simulator-cockpit/next-level-gtpro-v2-racing-simulator-cockpit-chair.html
01:20:00 <Maurice> For the husband bday
01:20:00 <munkeynuts> lol yea
01:20:00 <Maurice> He already has the wheel and pedals
01:20:00 <munkeynuts> not so bad if you ARE a real racer
01:20:00 <munkeynuts> simulation at home is not uncommon at all
01:20:00 <Serenity> DONT YOU WANT ME BABEHHH
01:20:00 <Maurice> I use that on myself often
01:20:00 <Serenity> DONT YOU WANT ME
01:20:00 <Serenity> OHHHH OHHH
01:20:00 <Maurice> No wait, thats stimulation
01:20:00 <munkeynuts> hahahaha
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> can't you get those in Auldi?
01:21:00 <munkeynuts> hardcore stimulation
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> not being a smart cunt
01:21:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYUFVQHfws8
01:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Necro - Jewish Gangsters (Date not found) 2:56 - Category: Music - 29,452 - 178 likes (92.2%), 15 dislikes (7.8%)
01:21:00 <munkeynuts> lolololol
01:21:00 <Maurice> Whats Auldi?
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I know they had a PS one sometime last year
01:21:00 <munkeynuts> lol
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you don't have Auldi over there?
01:21:00 <Maurice> OH
01:21:00 <Maurice> Aldi
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh DUH
01:21:00 <Maurice> We will have one, it's coming
01:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I never even noticed I did that
01:21:00 <munkeynuts> im coming
01:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I am like this guy ... when you say auds
01:22:00 <Maurice> I've already cum
01:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I see auldi sometimes
01:22:00 <Maurice> No
01:22:00 <munkeynuts> lol
01:22:00 <Maurice> Doodle said he sees Audi
01:22:00 <Maurice> Not auldi
01:22:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
01:22:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking spastic
01:22:00 <Maurice> Theres no l involved
01:22:00 <Bastardly_One> as I stated before
01:22:00 <munkeynuts> i think ive had so much tea i wont needa poop for a day
01:22:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly I've lost what tiny mind I had
01:23:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I know
01:23:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
01:23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Toto - Africa (Date not found) 4:35 - Category: Music - 11,714,877 - 55,661 likes (97.7%), 1,311 dislikes (2.3%)
01:23:00 <Bastardly_One> I plan to get a PS4 and it's my b/day in sept
01:23:00 <Bastardly_One> think the folks should get me a racing thino
01:24:00 <Bastardly_One> *thingo
01:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I just can't see the point for one or two games
01:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont drive but apparently the GT series is realistic too
01:26:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1VuDjJ9KIxM
01:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Police - Invisible Sun (Feb 23, 2010) - Category: Music - -
01:26:00 <Serenity> stop with the shitty youtube links shane
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> I want potato gems
01:29:00 <Bastardly_One> only I don't have any
01:29:00 <Serenity> i have some in the freezer
01:30:00 <Bill_> im thinking about shaving my head on one side but leaving the other one long
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> on potato things
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I found these delicious "europoean" hash browns the other day
01:30:00 <Bastardly_One> triangle shape and a really sweet onion through them
01:31:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ... I really want some of those now too
01:31:00 <Loof> gah computer got me back for all my dirty driving
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> it does that on higher races
01:32:00 <Loof> bumped me into the divider as i was winning near the end of the last lap
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I noticed that
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and BOOM!
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
01:32:00 <Bastardly_One> only on some though, not all
01:32:00 <Loof> yeah
01:33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying my hand at a few seasonal onliners now the specs have changed
01:33:00 <Loof> n20 rules
01:33:00 <Loof> only one i can do with my cars isn't open :(
01:33:00 <Bill_> good when ya pissed
01:33:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
01:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) 3:34 - Category: Music - 710,316 -
01:33:00 <Bastardly_One> think I might have a real chance of a world class time on one
01:33:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of 102933934839439438493 in the world
01:33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:33:00 <Bastardly_One> the specs have all changed
01:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you have
01:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm starving but everything I feel like I don't have
01:35:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't concentrate on racing
01:36:00 <Bill_> fucking classic
01:36:00 <Bill_> Why shouldn't I keep talking on IRC ?
01:36:00 <Bastardly_One> I believe Serenity asked you to stop posting shit links
01:36:00 <Bill_> i believe you need to grow up son
01:37:00 <Bill_> stop this crazyness
01:37:00 <Bill_> once and for all
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> idle or speak or stfu
01:37:00 <Bill_> i dont idle
01:37:00 <Bill_> im not a noob
01:37:00 <Bill_> wannabe
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> debatable there
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you're a complete noob
01:37:00 <Bill_> lamer
01:37:00 <Bastardly_One> that too
01:38:00 <Serenity> technically i dont need a reason to ban you shane. so lose the attitude
01:39:00 <Mew> its michael!
01:39:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4KmdKlotAQ
01:40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eazy-E - Wut Would You Do (Apr 9, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 697,309 - 2,445 likes (96.8%), 82 dislikes (3.2%)
01:41:00 <Maurice> He was a whore
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> micheal ... not Lister?
01:42:00 <Bastardly_One> *shudders*
01:44:00 <Loof> bbl
01:44:00 <Bill_> Sippin On A 40
01:49:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z2O289Jemo
01:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Parabola (Aug 1, 2006) 10:11 - Category: Music - 5,361,993 - 22,792 likes (97.6%), 568 dislikes (2.4%)
01:52:00 <Excessive> {bah
01:52:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
01:53:00 <Serenity> suck my nuts, bitch, fuck you
01:54:00 <Serenity> yum
01:56:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_OHJxN9C1Y
01:56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fear Factory - Resurrection [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Oct 26, 2009) 4:22 - Category: Music - 744,455 - 2,785 likes (98.5%), 43 dislikes (1.5%)
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep doing the stupidest things at the moment
01:59:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe senility has finally come
02:01:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyiUgQ12upo
02:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MR HILL and RAHJCONKAS - TELESCOPE (HD) (Date not found) 4:01 - Category: Music - 18,977 - 199 likes (98%), 4 dislikes (2%)
02:12:00 <Excessive> hmmm, this time tomoz I can go ebay shoppin
02:12:00 <Bill_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo
02:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crudbump "NSA" (Date not found) 3:39 - Category: Music - 33,544 - 892 likes (98.7%), 12 dislikes (1.3%)
02:13:00 <Excessive> get some ram n a couple mo usb hubs .......... only need 1 fo that locked hub, but I'm thinkin of a spare on hand too
02:22:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmm, 300 cigs in the fortnite
02:22:00 <Excessive> finished 2 satchels of filters
02:25:00 <Excessive> gonnah have to make paper cardboard filters
02:25:00 <Excessive> only fo 1 day though thankfully
02:25:00 <Bastardly_One> bugger
02:29:00 <Saemon> u know Excessive
02:29:00 <Saemon> theres easier, quicker way to die
02:29:00 <Saemon> instead of slowing toxicating your lungs and giving youtself lung cancer.
02:30:00 <Excessive> instead of watchin male stripper porn, y not jus invite beehhh n co ovah?
02:31:00 <munkeynuts> Saemon
02:31:00 <munkeynuts> Who is the last and the hardest person for a Hitman to kill?
02:31:00 <munkeynuts> 1 2 3 go
02:34:00 <Saemon> can they be fictional persons?
02:34:00 <Saemon> or real life only?
02:35:00 <munkeynuts> think about it
02:35:00 <Saemon> well, for a fictional person, hardest got hitman to kill would be superman
02:35:00 <Saemon> in real life, it would be the president of the united states
02:35:00 <munkeynuts> not the question
02:35:00 <munkeynuts> and nope
02:35:00 <munkeynuts> Himself.
02:36:00 <munkeynuts> ;)
02:36:00 <Saemon> lol not if he's depressed
02:36:00 <Excessive> I mite pill out
02:36:00 <munkeynuts> oh man this sucks balls
02:37:00 <Saemon> Excessive and dont wake up again cunt
02:37:00 <munkeynuts> i hate when an asian movie comes out with an english title
02:37:00 <munkeynuts> and no asian title
02:37:00 <munkeynuts> so im trying to find One Last Dance
02:37:00 <Excessive> eat 2 dix homo
02:37:00 <munkeynuts> and im gettin this faggot dancing movie coming up
02:37:00 <munkeynuts> anyway you miss the point Saemon
02:37:00 <Saemon> get me your dad Excessive i will suck his cock
02:38:00 <Saemon> let me eat the sperm that made you cunt
02:38:00 <Excessive> I told u b4 he's not around ne mo
02:38:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDYK2H0ldbo
02:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Casey Kasem Loses It In The Studio (Jun 2, 2008) 1:20 - Category: Comedy - 879,863 - 1,712 likes (95.3%), 85 dislikes (4.7%)
02:38:00 <Saemon> did he freeze his sperm my any chance?
02:39:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ4eOj2Q8SQ
02:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Delta Riggs - Supersonic Casualties (Date not found) 3:42 - Category: Music - 30,567 - 221 likes (97.4%), 6 dislikes (2.6%)
02:40:00 <Saemon> when i watch foreign mocies
02:40:00 <Saemon> movies
02:40:00 <Saemon> i hate it when its dubbed in english
02:40:00 <Saemon> i want to hear the actors real voices
02:40:00 <Saemon> and just read the subs
02:40:00 <Saemon> more authentic feel that way
02:40:00 <munkeynuts> same
02:40:00 <munkeynuts> seen Brotherhood of the Wolf?
02:40:00 <Saemon> no
02:41:00 <Saemon> sounds badass
02:41:00 <munkeynuts> french film based on true events but with some martial art added
02:41:00 <Saemon> wats it about?
02:41:00 <munkeynuts> it fucken is man
02:41:00 <munkeynuts> ill find u the trailer
02:41:00 <munkeynuts> ;)
02:41:00 <Saemon> nice
02:41:00 <munkeynuts> dubbed in english its so shit lmao
02:41:00 <munkeynuts> but in french
02:41:00 <munkeynuts> oh and that italian hottie monica bellucci is in it
02:41:00 <munkeynuts> and naked
02:42:00 <Saemon> nice
02:45:00 <munkeynuts> best one i could find
02:45:00 <munkeynuts> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ayQKGyJxTs
02:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Brotherhood of the Wolf(Le Pacte des Loups) trailer (Jul 8, 2011) 1:27 - Category: Film & Animation - 5,782 - 17 likes (85%), 3 dislikes (15%)
02:45:00 <munkeynuts> :D
02:48:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WD1xm7IEkVY
02:48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Arctic Monkeys - Snap Out Of It [Lyrics] (Date not found) 3:14 - Category: Music - 885,395 - 4,487 likes (98.8%), 56 dislikes (1.2%)
02:57:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCn_rk2Dr7Y
02:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: funcube dongle and weather satellite noaa (Oct 4, 2011) 3:53 - Category: Science & Technology - 16,948 - 33 likes (97.1%), 1 dislikes (2.9%)
02:58:00 <Bill_> http://8tracks.com/barstoolbeats/top-20-songs-of-may-14
02:58:00 <munkeynuts> Saemon u like?
03:06:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
03:06:00 <Bill_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bgC3AjCnA4
03:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DEF CON 21 - Balint Seeber - All Your RFz Are Belong to Me (Date not found) 01:33:03 - Category: Science & Technology - 1,788 - 28 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:08:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what HHH is about to say?
03:09:00 <Bastardly_One> bet it's boring
03:14:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
03:14:00 <Bastardly_One> a battle royal
03:14:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
03:16:00 <Bastardly_One> and a stretcher match
03:19:00 <Bill_> http://www.6pr.com.au//displayJwPlayerAction.action?assetId=4962942
03:20:00 <munkeynuts> dMn that Lawless was great
03:21:00 <Excessive> l8ers \o.
03:21:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya
03:21:00 <munkeynuts> oh wow nick cave and warren ellis did the music for this too
03:21:00 <munkeynuts> woa
03:25:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
03:25:00 <Saemon> u talkin bour raw?
03:25:00 <Saemon> dont spoil it
03:25:00 <Saemon> fuck
03:25:00 <Saemon> ive just finished downloadidn it
03:25:00 <munkeynuts> sae u like that trailer?
03:25:00 <Saemon> havent watched it it
03:26:00 <Saemon> yet*
03:26:00 <Saemon> yeah munkeynuts
03:26:00 <munkeynuts> ah k, it's short
03:26:00 <Saemon> its awesome
03:26:00 <munkeynuts> oh cool
03:26:00 <munkeynuts> ^5
03:26:00 <Saemon> ^5
03:27:00 <Saemon> ffs
03:27:00 <Saemon> the chicks on http://www.privategirls.com.au/index.php
03:27:00 <Saemon> charges a fucken fortune
03:28:00 <Saemon> ive looked at 10 profiles so far
03:28:00 <Saemon> and minimum is like $300 for 30mins
03:28:00 <Saemon> what they think there shit dont stink or someshit
03:28:00 <munkeynuts> lol
03:28:00 <munkeynuts> let me have a looky
03:29:00 <munkeynuts> bah
03:29:00 <munkeynuts> id have none of that
03:30:00 <munkeynuts> well
03:30:00 <munkeynuts> gotta die sometime
03:30:00 <Saemon> http://www.privategirls.com.au/adelaide_escorts.php
03:30:00 <munkeynuts> see ya when I ressurrect my arse later.
03:32:00 <simba> u
03:33:00 <Saemon> sup josh
03:33:00 <Saemon> im horny atm man thinkin of some escorts
03:33:00 <Saemon> got max of $200 to spend
03:33:00 <Saemon> but i'd like to save $50 at least for the rest of this week for food
03:34:00 <Saemon> until my next payment fron centrelink
03:34:00 <Saemon> so if i spend $150 to get laid tonight/this morning
03:34:00 <Saemon> then i will have $50 and live on mi goreng for the next fortnight
03:35:00 <Saemon> $50 can buy me like 20 packets of 5 pack mi gorengs
03:41:00 <Bill_> boxes of mi goreng
03:41:00 <Bill_> truck of them
03:46:00 <Loof> just gave myself a shave and a haircut
03:47:00 <Loof> shaving with clippers ftw
03:47:00 <Loof> mmm cheesecake
03:49:00 <Loof> i can not save you... I CAN'T EVEN SAVE MYSELF! so just save yourselffffff
03:49:00 <Loof> nobody can save this cheesecake
04:24:00 <Bill_> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QrZlHFgxA0
04:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Edward Snowden and John Perry Barlow, "A Conversation Across Cyberspace" (Date not found) 39:10 - Category: News & Politics - 1,952 - 41 likes (97.6%), 1 dislikes (2.4%)
04:51:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
04:51:00 <Bill_> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg
04:51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roy Jones - Can't be touched (Nov 25, 2007) 3:40 - Category: Music - 52,595,669 - 187,173 likes (97.4%), 4,993 dislikes (2.6%)
05:22:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
05:53:00 <Saemon> hrm
05:53:00 <Saemon> lol at vicki guerroo
05:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I just finished raw about an hour ago
05:53:00 <Saemon> i wonder what they used for that fake vomit
05:53:00 <Saemon> i just finished it right now
05:54:00 <Saemon> was pretty decent
05:54:00 <Saemon> but last weeks matches was better
05:54:00 <Saemon> and wow did sheamus totally kick bray wyatts ass in thier match
05:54:00 <Saemon> bray is supposed to look like a monster
05:55:00 <Saemon> but then u have sheamus slammin him around all over the place and fully belting the shit outta him
05:55:00 <Saemon> it diminishes brays intimidative aura
05:55:00 <Saemon> so that wasnt good for brays build up overall
05:55:00 <Saemon> lol at stardust
05:56:00 <Saemon> they should have called him silverdust
05:56:00 <Saemon> and give him a silver theme color
05:56:00 <Saemon> so it would be the opposite of goldust
05:56:00 <Saemon> would be perfect for when they do fued
06:23:00 <Bastardly_One> *feud
06:26:00 <Saemon> hrm
06:27:00 <Saemon> is it just me speakers
06:27:00 <Saemon> or did roman reigns shield theme sounded a lil different than normal?
06:31:00 <Bastardly_One> dean ambrose had his own
06:32:00 <Saemon> oh? i thought it was simply barrets theme
06:33:00 <Saemon> pretty sure its just barrets theme, they played it when he won, then paused it when ambrose took him down, and then played it again
06:33:00 <Bill_> pfft
06:56:00 <luldongs> https://www.google.com/maps/place/Wellington+St/@-31.947031,115.852265,3a,75y,126.59h,90t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sQLDIa43fSPbDO4gToocMQQ!2e0!4m2!3m1!1s0x2a32bad40324be9b:0xde0f69065727552f
07:05:00 <luldongs> https://www.google.com/maps/search/perth+james+street/@-31.947223,115.852694,3a,75y,6h,90t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sbjdjjs17ablngVWjxrjufw!2e0
07:30:00 <Bastardly_One> ˜
07:31:00 <luldongs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axmpxbtzSZY
07:31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "Heavy Metal Kings" (feat. Ill Bill) [Official Video] (Date not found) 4:34 - Category: Music - 682,772 - 3,874 likes (97.9%), 82 dislikes (2.1%)
07:37:00 <luldongs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOuQnOzmk1E
07:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Army of The Pharaohs - "Bloody Tears" [Official Video] (Mar 9, 2011) 4:00 - Category: Music - 414,042 - 2,881 likes (95%), 152 dislikes (5%)
07:39:00 <luldongs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOuQnOzmk1E
07:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Army of The Pharaohs - "Bloody Tears" [Official Video] (Mar 9, 2011) 4:00 - Category: Music - 414,042 - 2,881 likes (95%), 152 dislikes (5%)
07:39:00 <simba> is this 'hip hop i grew up listening to' hour
07:41:00 <luldongs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFsBsF4ottY
07:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Army of the Pharaohs - "Tear It Down" [Official Video] (Mar 9, 2011) 3:53 - Category: Music - 186,306 - 1,341 likes (98.6%), 19 dislikes (1.4%)
07:42:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFsBsF4ottY
07:42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Army of the Pharaohs - "Tear It Down" [Official Video] (Mar 9, 2011) 3:53 - Category: Music - 186,306 - 1,341 likes (98.6%), 19 dislikes (1.4%)
07:46:00 <luldongs> lol simba got hacked
07:47:00 <luldongs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFf-o4VzK18
07:47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks - End of Days (Jun 13, 2010) 3:52 - Category: Music - 800,049 - 4,787 likes (97.6%), 118 dislikes (2.4%)
07:47:00 <simba> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFsBsF4ottY
07:47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Army of the Pharaohs - "Tear It Down" [Official Video] (Mar 9, 2011) 3:53 - Category: Music - 186,306 - 1,341 likes (98.6%), 19 dislikes (1.4%)
07:47:00 <luldongs> fuck yeah homie
07:47:00 <luldongs> mad tunes
07:47:00 <luldongs> what da fuck is going on
07:48:00 <luldongs> smoko
07:49:00 <luldongs> \http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOuQnOzmk1E
07:49:00 <luldongs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOuQnOzmk1E
07:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Army of The Pharaohs - "Bloody Tears" [Official Video] (Mar 9, 2011) 4:00 - Category: Music - 414,042 - 2,881 likes (95%), 152 dislikes (5%)
07:49:00 <simba> is this 'hip hop i grew up listening to' hour
07:49:00 <simba> oops
07:49:00 <simba> lol
07:49:00 <simba> was meant 2 keep it going
07:49:00 <simba> why do u keep posting the same track?
07:50:00 <stebie> yeah stop it
07:50:00 <stebie> bloody annoying
07:50:00 <fawks> AGREED
07:50:00 <stebie> telltale signs of pz...
07:51:00 <fawks> im not a regular mom im a cool mom
07:51:00 <stebie> agreed
07:51:00 <stebie> ^_^
07:51:00 <fawks> lol
07:52:00 <stebie> fawks' kid's mom has gawt it goin awn
07:54:00 <luldongs> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l9bpT4pX84
07:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Our Life-Ill Bill Ft. Necro (Jul 11, 2007) 3:22 - Category: Music - 2,159,779 - 6,371 likes (97.6%), 158 dislikes (2.4%)
07:54:00 <fawks> ew even joking aboit having kids makes me nervous
07:54:00 <stebie> lol sorry
07:54:00 <fawks> lol
07:55:00 <fawks> its ok i started it
07:55:00 <fawks> then instantly regretted it
07:55:00 <fawks> but to be fair i was quoting mean girls
07:55:00 <fawks> :D
07:55:00 <stebie> luldongs, quit it.. last warning
07:56:00 <stebie> lol, i was trying to quote that stacey's mom song
07:57:00 <stebie> bbl o/
08:00:00 <simba> http://www.polygon.com/features/2014/1/9/5280786/making-money-zelda-speed-runner
08:00:00 <simba> v good article T B H
08:01:00 <simba> i h8 doing that
08:10:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
08:10:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what?
08:10:00 <Bastardly_One> this world cup has got me thinking I might get Fifa 14
08:10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
08:10:00 <Bastardly_One> bit late in the year to get it though really
08:10:00 <Bastardly_One> been thinking about it for a couple of days
08:12:00 <simba> yea thats a bit l8 now
08:12:00 <simba> buy it any way and start training 4 the next 1 if ur getting that
08:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I will be when I get a PS4
08:13:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... yeah dunno
08:13:00 <Bastardly_One> tempting for some reason
08:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in a new game mood
08:15:00 <simba> get pokemon crystal
08:18:00 <simba> cant c myself getting a p s 4 anytime soon
08:18:00 <simba> save ur money until u need it imo..
08:27:00 <simba> Nessita: 4,1wElCuM 1,4 tO 4,8hELl
08:28:00 <simba> dl ing gta up date 1.14
08:36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh is there?
08:36:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers for tellin' me
08:37:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder what this one is?
08:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I might get AC IV actually
08:42:00 <Bastardly_One> been a bit tempted
08:42:00 <Bastardly_One> not a fan of the entire series but that sounds fun
08:42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... I'm Not a Hipster Update
08:43:00 <Bastardly_One> and being Mr Money Bags
08:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm replacing my muscle car with the new one
08:49:00 <simba> well it hasnt frozen yet,,,,,
08:49:00 <simba> now 2 make some money...
08:50:00 <Shadowgate> another goalless draw soccer you suck
08:50:00 <Shadowgate> you want to see goals watch afl
09:06:00 <simba> lol
09:06:00 <simba> goles goles goles goles goles goles goles goles
09:06:00 <simba> goles dont make a game good tho
09:11:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
09:11:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually that update was heaps better than the high life one
09:15:00 <Bastardly_One> might do some shopping I have to do before I nap
09:15:00 <Bastardly_One> that way I know I've done it
09:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I can get that new muscle car easy if I want
09:17:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I need to find it's race first to see if it's worth i
09:17:00 <Bastardly_One> *it
09:23:00 <simba> got a FUTO
09:24:00 <simba> karin futo karin sultan best kars
09:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm goin' in 10 mins
09:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that idea of doing shit I need to do before a nap is a good idea
09:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm off
09:39:00 <Bastardly_One> until later on
09:52:00 <simba> 4:1)
09:52:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152177881713889
09:56:00 <simba> poor babby
10:01:00 <Excessive> gd mornin
10:24:00 <simba> http://thekevinchen.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/tumblr_lxiceoijur1qm6egko1_1280.png
10:26:00 <Fez> Hi
10:26:00 <faux> http://sploid.gizmodo.com/this-is-the-most-disgusting-nature-video-ive-ever-seen-1592217085
10:26:00 <faux> Lol
10:28:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10478214_688768817859758_1126028071344886010_n.jpg
10:29:00 <Fez> U thought stretchmarks where bad
10:31:00 <ShadowLurker> this made me laugh way too much
10:31:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10347541_10203683278625330_4118955875486937386_n.jpg
10:52:00 <simba> im glad some1 god a laff out of that 1
12:54:00 <munkeynuts> wb
12:54:00 <munkeynuts> oh ribs still healing
12:54:00 <munkeynuts> kinda wonna x ray
12:55:00 <Fez> Eat them
12:56:00 <Lumeah2> aww :S
12:56:00 <munkeynuts> haha
12:56:00 <munkeynuts> got this stoopid ear infection
12:56:00 <munkeynuts> uno how it feels like u must just have a marble stuck in your ear n if u could just take it out u'd b fine :P
12:57:00 <milk> rinse your ear with salt water
12:57:00 <Lumeah2> yeah
13:00:00 <munkeynuts> oh yea good fkn idea
13:00:00 <munkeynuts> ^5
13:00:00 <munkeynuts> i do that once a week wif my mouth eheh
13:01:00 <Fez> Fink eye will chek e male
13:02:00 <Lumeah2> lier
13:03:00 <Fez> Who
13:04:00 <Lumeah2> u said ïm gonna run laps" lol :P
13:04:00 <milk> http://imgur.com/oWPeSXw
13:07:00 <Fez> Didnt
13:07:00 <Fez> Do laps
13:07:00 <munkeynuts> hrrmmmm grunt
13:07:00 <Fez> On pc
13:07:00 <munkeynuts> h8 this
13:07:00 <munkeynuts> whut u guys doen
13:09:00 <Lumeah2> fucking nuthin
13:10:00 <Lumeah2> actually im doing three things.. lol
13:10:00 <Fez> Irc'ing 1
13:10:00 <Lumeah2> struggling to consentrate.
13:10:00 <Fez> 2being sick
13:10:00 <Fez> Whats 3?
13:10:00 <Lumeah2> anoying the crap outta me
13:11:00 <munkeynuts> loll
13:11:00 <munkeynuts> :P
13:12:00 <Lumeah2> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=653638104711264&fref=nf --<<
13:12:00 <munkeynuts> i feelin indecisive
13:12:00 <munkeynuts> :P
13:12:00 <Lumeah2> hate that
13:12:00 <Lumeah2> funny link
13:12:00 <munkeynuts> yer
13:13:00 <Lumeah2> im playing with a script looking at pics trying to chat ,listering to music , thinking about tomorrow. looking at FB..:P
13:14:00 <munkeynuts> fk man
13:14:00 <munkeynuts> aw
13:14:00 <Lumeah2> lol
13:14:00 <munkeynuts> lol
13:14:00 <munkeynuts> i got this friend
13:14:00 <Lumeah2> yeha?
13:14:00 <munkeynuts> n i was just askin myself
13:15:00 <Lumeah2> hmm?
13:15:00 <munkeynuts> wtf is wrong wit me i should b all OMGLOB I WANA BANG U
13:15:00 <Lumeah2> hahha
13:15:00 <Lumeah2> but?
13:15:00 <munkeynuts> i gotta stop being just friends with girls
13:15:00 <munkeynuts> but i just like having hot friends LOL
13:15:00 <Lumeah2> think so dude
13:15:00 <munkeynuts> ^5
13:15:00 <munkeynuts> nah like my best friend she goes "josh dont bother with a relationship just fuck some slut."
13:16:00 <Lumeah2> well thats one way of putting it
13:17:00 <munkeynuts> i show u pic lol
13:17:00 <Lumeah2> k
13:17:00 <munkeynuts> .notice Lumeah2 https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10151835_729175037129060_6591005931956734826_n.jpg
13:17:00 <munkeynuts> shit
13:17:00 <Lumeah2> lol
13:17:00 <munkeynuts> meh
13:17:00 <munkeynuts> LOL!!!
13:17:00 <munkeynuts> ahahahahaaaaaaaa
13:17:00 <Lumeah2> sucked in
13:17:00 <munkeynuts> fk
13:17:00 <munkeynuts> lmao
13:17:00 <munkeynuts> woo i won a drinking game in this game just now
13:17:00 <munkeynuts> neway that her lol
13:18:00 <Lumeah2> well shes nice
13:19:00 <simba> gross whos the 14 year old chick
13:19:00 <munkeynuts> lol 14
13:19:00 <Lumeah2> id say she be 20 someting
13:20:00 <munkeynuts> yeah
13:20:00 <simba> is that that teenager from new zealand
13:20:00 <munkeynuts> cant wait catch up with her n her bro n shit
13:20:00 <munkeynuts> lol
13:20:00 <munkeynuts> dude she's a 20 something
13:23:00 <simba> someones gonna end up getting hurt if u keep looking for these teenage girls on facebook to be ur new BFF, take it easy man
13:23:00 <simba> u cant force best friends they just happen
13:23:00 <munkeynuts> LOL
13:24:00 <munkeynuts> i got a bff :/
13:25:00 <Lumeah2> lol
13:28:00 <munkeynuts> i bet simba knows some of my friends O_o
13:28:00 <Bastardly_One> darksiders II for $20
13:28:00 <Bastardly_One> can't complain at that
13:28:00 <Bastardly_One> shits all over the first already ... didn't finish the first
13:29:00 <munkeynuts> nice
13:29:00 <simba> i know your brothers friends
13:29:00 <Bastardly_One> death is a bit gayer than war though
13:29:00 <munkeynuts> hehe
13:29:00 <munkeynuts> my brother the model
13:30:00 <Lumeah2> :P
13:35:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMQwRL0EzW0
13:35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icehouse - Crazy HD (Date not found) 5:18 - Category: People & Blogs - 119,085 - 583 likes (98.3%), 10 dislikes (1.7%)
13:40:00 <munkeynuts> wb
13:40:00 <munkeynuts> *plays music*
13:40:00 <Lumeah> ty
13:40:00 <Lumeah> what kind
13:43:00 <munkeynuts> <3 doctor
13:44:00 <doctor> good vibes from that song
13:45:00 <doctor> can feel the tingle start from the back of my skull right down to the spine
13:45:00 <doctor> makes you feel like you have superpowers when it reaches your hands
13:46:00 <Lumeah> ha never actually seen the video clip. cool.
13:48:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58
13:48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It - Out Now (Jun 27, 2008) 4:10 - Category: Music - 7,821,157 - 16,522 likes (75.1%), 5,478 dislikes (24.9%)
13:49:00 <munkeynuts> yea mon
13:49:00 <munkeynuts> :D
13:54:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hxznZLWzn4
13:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Other Side of Yesterday (Date not found) 8:54 - Category: Entertainment - 389,810 - 21,951 likes (97.8%), 491 dislikes (2.2%)
14:02:00 <munkeynuts> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10353111_10152216869533099_6934407040755671294_n.jpg
14:03:00 <Q{> @yt
14:03:00 <Q{> Martika - I Feel The Earth Move
14:03:00 <Lumeah> lol
14:06:00 <Q{> @yt Martika - I Feel The Earth Move
14:07:00 <munkeynuts> lmao found pic of me
14:08:00 <Lumeah> where?
14:13:00 <munkeynuts> just int my pics
14:13:00 <munkeynuts> oh
14:13:00 <munkeynuts> HI LUMES G-G-G-GHOST!
14:13:00 <munkeynuts> today we die
14:14:00 <doctor> into the dead star we go, together
14:15:00 <Lumeah> aww
14:15:00 <Lumeah> hi doctor
14:16:00 <doctor> hello Lumeah
14:18:00 <munkeynuts> i have something for ya doctor
14:18:00 <munkeynuts> ill paste in pm
14:18:00 <munkeynuts> read when u want, it's from Paradise Lost
14:20:00 <PandasDontDrive> forgot about that lol
14:20:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm me where it stopped haha
14:24:00 <faux> http://sploid.gizmodo.com/can-fast-food-restaurants-actually-make-burgers-that-lo-1591737233
14:26:00 <Ana_Ng> okay, i don't understand why this is news
14:27:00 <Ana_Ng> you could write the same article about everything that is advertised
14:27:00 <Ana_Ng> no shit, people wouldn't buy big macs or dresses or cars or carrots if they used the real thing in advertisements
14:32:00 <simba> lol
14:32:00 <lumeah2> Ooook.
14:32:00 <faux> Its not even a news website lmao
14:32:00 <simba> that old timers blood pressure goes thru the roof every time she logs into irc
14:32:00 <faux> Also this is hilarious
14:32:00 <faux> http://9gag.tv/p/aK1E2y/revenge-9-this-cheating-prank-turn-into-suicide-prank-it-s-totally-fucked-up?ref=fbl9
14:32:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmN38P-HWOM&feature=youtu.be
14:32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Loving a Sex Robot: Insanity or reality? (Feb 4, 2012) 0 - Category: News & Politics - 420,638 - 610 likes (56.1%), 477 dislikes (43.9%)
14:32:00 <simba> gizmodo is kinda a news site a tech news site
14:33:00 <faux> Yeah but its not like
14:33:00 <faux> VITAL NEWS ALERT
14:33:00 <faux> on mainstream news channel
14:33:00 <Q{> u want 1, lumeah?
14:33:00 <faux> No need to rage part over it lol
14:33:00 <faux> I've inhaled too much paint today
14:33:00 <simba> when old people try 2 understand young peoples technology and way of life it hurts their head
14:34:00 <panders> wotchin prometheus
14:34:00 <panders> i knew his mum
14:34:00 <panders> we went out.
14:34:00 <faux> I have a headache
14:34:00 <panders> oh whut noomi rapace is in this
14:35:00 <panders> stub your toe
14:35:00 <panders> simba that's a little stereotypical
14:35:00 <Q{> stop talking u flaming panders
14:36:00 <panders> it's dicksteak time faggot
14:36:00 <simba> panders is butthurt cos hes 1 of those old people
14:36:00 <faux> Lol
14:36:00 <panders> lol
14:36:00 <panders> 32 soon man
14:36:00 <panders> 33 ill have a big do
14:36:00 <faux> I remember when he got an iPod and its all he spoke about every 4 minutes for about 3 weeks
14:37:00 <panders> and 37 ill have a big do
14:37:00 <faux> Gotta charge my iPod bro
14:37:00 <faux> Got a new iPod bro
14:37:00 <panders> i remember when u dont need to bother goin on about me and just talk about stuff
14:37:00 <faux> Syncing me iPod bro
14:37:00 <panders> syncin me ipod bru
14:37:00 <Q{> behold
14:37:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kD036KNYxOo
14:37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Virtual reality sex could soon be reality (Date not found) 1:08 - Category: News & Politics - 121,064 - 168 likes (72.1%), 65 dislikes (27.9%)
14:37:00 <panders> got heaps of playlists onnit now bru
14:37:00 <panders> dont even use my ipod
14:38:00 <panders> get something new to talk about
14:40:00 <panders> hey! you can bag me out cause last yr i slipped on the wet floor in the kitchen n pushed in my right rib cage, pushing it back, cracking ribs
14:41:00 <panders> o dang, the amateur painter left
14:43:00 <panders> y is it in sci fi films that the year is always an odd number?
14:43:00 <panders> THE YEAR IS 2037
14:43:00 <simba> huhu
14:43:00 <panders> why not 2246
14:43:00 <milk> does this site work: http://www.atika.com.au/
14:43:00 <milk> ?
14:43:00 <panders> iunno
14:44:00 <panders> what you been getting upto simba?
14:44:00 <panders> this yr i mean.
14:44:00 <simba> yes it loaded womens clothing
14:44:00 <milk> cool, I must have a inet prob
14:45:00 <panders> no
14:45:00 <panders> u got a crossdressin prob
14:45:00 <panders> aha
14:47:00 <panders> k simba, if you dont want to tell me, pls dont join in when others go on about me. :P
14:47:00 <simba> i didnt join in anything...??
14:48:00 <panders> u ever join a swim club as a kid
14:48:00 <panders> i was so happy when i made it to Stingray
14:48:00 <panders> hahaha
14:49:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10417660_786536161378908_1919291280099959671_n.jpg
14:49:00 <panders> +vagina Doodle
14:49:00 <panders> lol
15:53:00 <simba> Hahahahahahaha.
16:01:00 <Excessive> 4https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10150103433602305&set=vb.317045853175&type=2&theater
16:06:00 <BlackDevil> Excessive https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHjGtBnSv50
16:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Killer Clown Returns Scare Prank! (Date not found) 3:15 - Category: Comedy - 4,337,556 - 68,945 likes (98.2%), 1,239 dislikes (1.8%)
16:11:00 <Excessive> ehehe
16:11:00 <TheRon> oh long johnson
16:11:00 <Fez> Breasts
16:11:00 <TheRon> tits
16:14:00 <TheRon> qld
16:15:00 <milk> kicked any tires yet today TheRon?
16:15:00 <milk> tyres*
16:15:00 <TheRon> no?
16:15:00 <Fez> Qld titties
16:15:00 <Fez> Nice tanned ones
16:16:00 <milk> nobody will know how good a Holden Commodore is unles you tell them mate
16:17:00 <Fez> Commodores arent good
16:18:00 <TheRon> i like the ford shagging wagon
16:19:00 <Fez> Panel vans should come back into production
16:21:00 <TheRon> who wins tonight?
16:21:00 <TheRon> go qld
16:21:00 <Fez> Hopefully
16:21:00 <TheRon> hate that nsw scum
16:22:00 <Fez> Likewise
16:22:00 <Excessive> initially an Opel body design from GM's German flagship
16:23:00 <Excessive> the Commodore*
16:23:00 <Fez> I dont think so
16:23:00 <TheRon> i always thought the commodore was designed by lionel richie
16:24:00 <Fez> Commodore is an aussie design
16:24:00 <abc> lol
16:24:00 <Excessive> I bet so!
16:24:00 <TheRon> abc got that one
16:24:00 <Doodle> [16:24] <Fez> Commodore is an aussie design <- loooooooooooooooool
16:24:00 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holden_Commodore
16:24:00 <Doodle> go google a vaxhall omega
16:24:00 <Doodle> *vauxhall
16:24:00 <abc> my dad had a vauxhall many moons ago
16:24:00 <Fez> So the ads lied
16:25:00 <Doodle> der
16:25:00 <Doodle> the original vb was a modified opel kadett
16:25:00 <Fez> What was first though?
16:25:00 <TheRon> all i remember from commodores is the sound systems that are worth twice the car
16:25:00 <Fez> Ah right
16:26:00 <Doodle> my bad it was the opel rekord
16:26:00 <Doodle> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/Opel_Rekord_E2_front_20081127.jpg
16:26:00 <TheRon> electric blue
16:26:00 <Doodle> camira/commodore
16:26:00 <Doodle> either way its revolting
16:26:00 <Fez> I hatecommodores so dont reallycar
16:27:00 <TheRon> i like the three wheeler from mr bean
16:27:00 <Doodle> lol reliant robin
16:27:00 <Fez> Thats a berlina
16:27:00 <Doodle> berlina is just a trim level
16:27:00 <TheRon> i watched the office last night
16:28:00 <TheRon> david brent did his freelove on the freelove highway song
16:29:00 <Fez> Ishould start to prepare dinner
16:29:00 <TheRon> i have a 8 hour slow cooked mince on the go
16:30:00 <Fez> Fuck cooking for 8 hrs
16:30:00 <faux> rofl
16:30:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zG2DVoRP86g
16:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dr House asthma inhaler (Date not found) 0:34 - Category: Entertainment - 34,177 - 174 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:30:00 <TheRon> chuck it on in the morning it's ready for tea
16:31:00 <Fez> Id wanna eat it earlier
16:48:00 <simba> i imagine this to be Doodle's anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NlnFJrCK9vc
16:48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE TOP - KEN BLAST (Dec 23, 2011) 4:38 - Category: Music - 98,277 - 414 likes (97.2%), 12 dislikes (2.8%)
16:48:00 <TheRon> u2 - sometime's you can't make it on your own
16:51:00 <TheRon> 420
16:51:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ken Blast - The Top.mp3 (6.38MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:57)
16:52:00 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timi?oara
16:53:00 <TheRon> going for qld doodle?
16:53:00 <TheRon> simba?
16:54:00 <simba> TheRon
16:54:00 <Fez> Breasts
16:54:00 <simba> we will race down this mountain to determine the fastest racer in australia
16:54:00 <Excessive> According to a Net Index report from the end of the first half of 2013, Timi?oara is the city with the highest download speed in the world—89.91 Mbit/s.
16:58:00 <TheRon> simba you up at 2 am tomorrow?
17:01:00 <simba> may b
17:01:00 <TheRon> we haven't got a hope have we
17:01:00 <simba> or just watch chile v spain
17:01:00 <simba> no
17:01:00 <simba> no hoep
17:02:00 <simba> get down to the local sink a few pints of piss cheer the socceroos on
17:02:00 <TheRon> best way to do it
17:03:00 <TheRon> i did that for aus v japan one year, so pissed i missed the last 2 goals
17:03:00 <faux> soccer poos
17:03:00 <simba> or if youre dutch blaze the fuck up get high as shit and watch die oranje tear through some aussie asses whilst giggling ur own butt off
17:04:00 <TheRon> australia does alright considering soccer isn't our major sport
17:05:00 <TheRon> i mean soccer hasn't overtaken league yet
17:05:00 <faux> woo origin
17:05:00 <TheRon> faux sinking cans during league tonight?
17:06:00 <simba> well rugby is no yardstick to go by!!!
17:06:00 <TheRon> afl is still number one
17:06:00 <faux> nah
17:06:00 <faux> im sick
17:06:00 <faux> no drinkys
17:06:00 <simba> get on the tins of piss
17:06:00 <faux> ill be sinking ................tea
17:06:00 <faux> :')
17:06:00 <TheRon> it's good for what ales you
17:06:00 <faux> mmm ginger ale
17:06:00 <simba> GWS
17:06:00 <faux> gayfl sux
17:07:00 <faux> prissy ballerinas prancing
17:07:00 <faux> pppp fffffffffffff t
17:07:00 <simba> no thats lacrosse
17:07:00 <faux> i must admit though its fun watching them kick
17:07:00 <TheRon> yet more people turn up to watch
17:07:00 <faux> theyre sik
17:07:00 <faux> v gud kickrs
17:07:00 <faux> A+
17:07:00 <TheRon> us afl people giggle at the league crowds
17:07:00 <TheRon> there;s noone there
17:08:00 <faux> pish posh
17:08:00 <faux> samsoum
17:08:00 <Wet^n^Wild> sup barbie
17:08:00 <TheRon> even games played in alice springs have more people watching it than a league game
17:09:00 <Wet^n^Wild> how you feeling
17:09:00 <simba> u gotta have a team to enjoy following to get into any sport i reckon
17:09:00 <TheRon> go cats
17:09:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoTpOdVsg0o
17:09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Prodigy 2 Morning Time - Sydney Rave Party 8th August 1992 (Date not found) 16:44 - Category: Music - 11 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
17:10:00 <simba> lol @ someone trying to make 1 of those kids cars in gta http://i.imgur.com/BxExZR4.jpg
17:12:00 <TheRon> another port adelaide blockbuster this week
17:12:00 <simba> u talkin shit
17:13:00 <TheRon> yeah
17:13:00 <TheRon> western bulldogs?
17:13:00 <Fez> Western breasts
17:13:00 <simba> west melbourne bulldog themed sporting organisation
17:14:00 <TheRon> who has the most attractive supporters?
17:14:00 <Fez> Gold coast breasts
17:14:00 <FredFlinstone> Carlton
17:14:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
17:14:00 <Fez> Tittingwood
17:14:00 <TheRon> i think it's the dees
17:14:00 <simba> im the most attractive supporter
17:14:00 <Fez> Carltits
17:14:00 <TheRon> you're the only one with teeth
17:14:00 <panders> hm
17:14:00 <panders> might go see The Rover tomorrow
17:14:00 <simba> ive been described as "gawj" and a "mad bae doe" by young trendy people
17:16:00 <abc> lol is that english?
17:17:00 <Fez> Gws giantits
17:17:00 <TheRon> there ain't no second prize
17:17:00 <abc> hehe
17:17:00 <TheRon> dedicated to the miami heat
17:17:00 <faux> lmao
17:17:00 <faux> gawj
17:17:00 <faux> i fucking
17:18:00 <faux> HATE
17:18:00 <faux> bae
17:18:00 <faux> its so bad
17:18:00 <simba> same
17:18:00 <TheRon> i'm not up with cool speak
17:19:00 <faux> urgh
17:19:00 <TheRon> what's bae?
17:19:00 <TheRon> good win by the storm monday night
17:19:00 <simba> black people have good online humor tho
17:20:00 <faux> bae = before anyone else
17:21:00 <faux> like aniother word for baby
17:21:00 <faux> or babe
17:21:00 <faux> ....
17:21:00 <abc> pfff
17:21:00 <faux> its so stupid
17:21:00 <simba> LOL what ive never heard before anyone else
17:21:00 <TheRon> whats the point?
17:21:00 <simba> just thought it was babe
17:21:00 <simba> makes it even dumber
17:22:00 <TheRon> it's worse than the collingwood chant
17:22:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10392419_10152292413159682_815788952411319031_n.jpg
17:22:00 <faux> Yes
17:25:00 <BlackDevil> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
17:25:00 <BlackDevil> fargo got cancelled
17:25:00 <panders> kids today are wack with poo brain
17:28:00 <TheRon> much tit this week in game of thrones?
17:30:00 <panders> errg
17:30:00 <TheRon> no?
17:30:00 <simba> lol
17:30:00 <panders> dont watch it
17:31:00 <panders> have GoT on my laptop but cbf with it
17:31:00 <simba> real answer: Who Cares
17:31:00 <TheRon> true
17:31:00 <simba> other real answer: Game of Thrones is for manchildren
17:31:00 <panders> actually think i deleted it before
17:31:00 <simba> optional third answer: STFU
17:31:00 <TheRon> i only watch it for the story
17:31:00 <panders> yeah
17:32:00 <panders> fantasy shit that takes misconceptions of medieval times
17:32:00 <TheRon> i watched jason mccartney on open mike
17:32:00 <panders> who
17:32:00 <simba> is it worth watching i saw it online
17:32:00 <TheRon> bali bombing, played for north melboure
17:33:00 <TheRon> not much i didn't already know to be honest
17:33:00 <panders> bali bombging what r u talkin about
17:33:00 <panders> who is jason mcwatev
17:33:00 <simba> dont worry
17:33:00 <panders> kk
17:33:00 <TheRon> it would take too long to explain
17:34:00 <panders> kkk
17:34:00 <panders> fbooking on irc #hashtagsrshit
17:37:00 <TheRon> did essendon take tymosin beta?
17:42:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
17:43:00 <TheRon> quiet
17:43:00 <TheRon> people are sleeping
17:43:00 <Fez> On chest pillows
17:43:00 <TheRon> i would be
17:44:00 <Fez> U should be
17:44:00 <TheRon> i drool on chest pillows its a problem
17:45:00 <Fez> For who?
17:45:00 <TheRon> then again it's not really a problem
17:46:00 <TheRiddler> peggle is free on origin
17:48:00 <simba> n e 1 seen Synecdoche, New York
17:49:00 <Fez> Mewfusa
17:49:00 <Fez> Simba's dad
17:50:00 <simba> u
17:52:00 <TheRon> mew get em out for the boys
17:53:00 <partay> *sip*
17:55:00 <TheRon> you can go your own way
17:59:00 <Kynetic> evening
17:59:00 <Kynetic> removalists coming tomorrow
17:59:00 <Kynetic> thank fuck. life is too short for lifting furniture
18:00:00 <TheRon> patty mills to get a $5 million off from the knick
18:03:00 <couleurs> ScOccErOOss
18:03:00 <TheRon> it's gone
18:04:00 <couleurs> you're gone!!!!!!!!
18:04:00 <Kynetic> pfft
18:04:00 <TheRon> yes but the socceroos are gone
18:04:00 <Kynetic> australia cant soccer.
18:04:00 <couleurs> :~)
18:05:00 <Kynetic> we have far too short an attention span
18:05:00 <Kynetic> we need games where there is constant scoring going on
18:05:00 <TheRon> couleurs watch league tonight
18:05:00 <Kynetic> to keep ppl interested
18:05:00 <Kynetic> this is also why america is bad at soccer
18:05:00 <couleurs> what's league
18:06:00 <TheRon> rugby league
18:06:00 <couleurs> boring!!!!!!!
18:06:00 <couleurs> USA USA USA
18:06:00 <simba> prem fixtures are out
18:07:00 <couleurs> ochoa #1 goal keeper better then messi goal keeper
18:07:00 <TheRon> my angel is the centerfold
18:08:00 <couleurs> cold as tits
18:09:00 <TheRon> hand on tit will make them warm again
18:09:00 <Fez> Do i read tits
18:09:00 <Ana_Ng> you must be illiterate
18:09:00 <TheRon> cold tits
18:10:00 <couleurs> hi Ana_Ng !!!!!
18:10:00 <Ana_Ng> you haven't read a tit in years
18:10:00 <Ana_Ng> couleurs!!!!!!
18:10:00 <Fez> TITS TITS TITS TITTY TITTY TITS
18:10:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
18:10:00 <FredFlinstone> boobies
18:10:00 <FredFlinstone> big boobies
18:10:00 <Ana_Ng> alrighty then
18:10:00 <FredFlinstone> big soft boobies
18:10:00 <FredFlinstone> oooeerrrr
18:11:00 <FredFlinstone> BRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWW
18:11:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: you're married you haven't touched a tit in years
18:11:00 <simba> im married
18:11:00 <couleurs> me 2
18:11:00 <couleurs> married 2 the mob
18:11:00 <FredFlinstone> the NO GO zone
18:12:00 <TheRon> not till you do the dishes
18:12:00 <FredFlinstone> true
18:12:00 <FredFlinstone> and mop the floor
18:12:00 <TheRon> the laundry
18:12:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes forgot that
18:16:00 <Serenity> im married and havent touched a tit in years either
18:16:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
18:16:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!
18:16:00 <TheRon> oh serenity please
18:17:00 <Serenity> my own doesnt count
18:17:00 <TheRon> sure it does
18:17:00 <Serenity> no way
18:17:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
18:17:00 <TheRon> i play with my boobs all the time
18:17:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
18:18:00 <TheRon> lance whitnall had boobs FredFlinstone
18:18:00 <couleurs> Go the Aussies !
18:18:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
18:19:00 <TheRon> i saw footage of him playing in some metro league my god he was huge
18:19:00 <FredFlinstone> yes I knwo
18:20:00 <SexTourettes> australia wont win the soccer against the dutch
18:20:00 <SexTourettes> fucking useless team
18:20:00 <simba> thanx captain obvious
18:20:00 <TheRon> my analysis of the game, australia is fucked
18:21:00 <simba> can u tell us if spain r a good team now cos nobody knows please tell us
18:21:00 <SexTourettes> yep
18:21:00 <couleurs> who are all these soccer experts
18:21:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
18:21:00 <FredFlinstone> ole
18:21:00 <FredFlinstone> viva espagna
18:21:00 <TheRon> i played futsol
18:21:00 <simba> what is soccer how do you win a soccer against the dutch
18:22:00 <simba> i think australia could win a soccer against the dutch if they knew what it was
18:22:00 <couleurs> soccer is good to win at
18:22:00 <simba> win a soccer, lose a soccer... Hey. its all Soccer
18:22:00 <couleurs> --- espn
18:23:00 <simba> ESPN Enjoying Soccer Post-NFL
18:23:00 <couleurs> good 1
18:23:00 <TheRon> i like the us women's team they're hot
18:24:00 <simba> even irc's best XI could beat the soccer roos
18:24:00 <couleurs> lmao
18:25:00 <TheRon> irc's best x1 could beat zimbabwe
18:25:00 <simba> picard in goles and 2 of the retarded spammer types at full backs so they can zip away undetected
18:25:00 <TheRon> maybe even the west indies
18:26:00 <TheRon> thin lizzy - the boys are back in town
18:27:00 <TheRon> a trivia question on sat night, who is the new socceroos captain, no on egot it
18:27:00 <milk> the correct form of non-blasphemic exclamation is "hey, I don't know you and this is crazy, but here's my wallet.."
18:27:00 <simba> mark viduka
18:28:00 <simba> srsly is it the crystal palace guy
18:28:00 <TheRon> jedinak?
18:28:00 <simba> JeddiNak
18:28:00 <simba> Yea
18:28:00 <couleurs> mark schwarzer
18:28:00 <simba> hes the face of australia
18:28:00 <couleurs> mark webber
18:28:00 <simba> most aussies think is name is Jed I. Nack
18:28:00 <couleurs> abbott called him mike instead of mile
18:29:00 <couleurs> oi mike get a dog up ya go the soccer roos
18:29:00 <simba> abbott thought mike webb was spidermans real name
18:29:00 <couleurs> he's the best pm ever
18:29:00 <couleurs> ehehehe
18:29:00 <simba> i saw michael shoemaker came out of a coma and i didnt know he went into it #Pray4mike
18:29:00 <TheRon> the winter is coming for abbott
18:29:00 <simba> hope he is back 2 making shoes soon
18:30:00 <couleurs> lol
18:30:00 <couleurs> mike air jordens
18:31:00 <milk> guess what happens when your a cocaine dealer and you send the government a letter saying only idiots pay for drugs
18:31:00 <TheRon> finger eleven - one thing
18:32:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/wgDCd.jpg
18:33:00 <TheRon> GO QLD!!!
18:33:00 <TheRiddler> is that on tonight?
18:33:00 <TheRon> beat that nsw scum
18:33:00 <TheRon> yes!
18:33:00 <TheRiddler> go blues
18:34:00 <TheRon> maroons
18:35:00 <panders> go gayfl :P
18:35:00 <Serenity> GO BLUES
18:36:00 <TheRon> serenity, the husband gonna give to you while the game is on?
18:36:00 <Serenity> ummm no? o.O
18:36:00 <panders> oh my glob
18:36:00 <panders> get laid ronnie
18:36:00 <TheRon> bad husband
18:36:00 <panders> lol
18:36:00 <panders> jerk off with ur hand upside down
18:36:00 <Serenity> we wont even watch it
18:36:00 <panders> its the best
18:37:00 <Serenity> its WA no one cares about rugby
18:37:00 <ThatsWhatSheSaid> <panders> jerk off with ur hand upside down THATS WHAT SHE SAID
18:37:00 <panders> lol
18:37:00 <panders> snaps
18:39:00 <simba> no human beings care about rugby. rugby is for animals.
18:40:00 <TheRon> sex during marriage, does it happen?
18:41:00 <panders> shh
18:42:00 <panders> get laid
18:42:00 <TheRon> ok
18:42:00 <panders> lol
18:42:00 <simba> i wonder whos gone without banging for longer out of u guys
18:42:00 <milk> ok everybody, let's go rescue TheRon's pimp
18:42:00 <panders> y wonder
18:43:00 <TheRon> me!
18:43:00 <simba> id say panda
18:44:00 <TheRon> geez
18:44:00 <TheRon> fawks go qld
18:44:00 <PandasDontDrive> why're you asking sim
18:44:00 <munkeynuts> wb
18:44:00 <munkeynuts> y do u say simba?
18:45:00 <SexTourettes> np: [Young Fathers - Dead (V0)][05 - Get Up.mp3]
18:45:00 <simba> Exiting with status 15 (Received SIGTERM) - what a strange exit msg 2 get
18:46:00 <munkeynuts> dont talk about my sex life dude
18:46:00 <milk> code 123456789
18:46:00 <munkeynuts> i dont talk about yours
18:46:00 <simba> lol
18:46:00 <simba> y so serious
18:46:00 <munkeynuts> Y
18:46:00 <munkeynuts> SO
18:46:00 <munkeynuts> SIRIUS!
18:47:00 <simba> its ok to be in a dry spell
18:47:00 <ThatsWhatSheSaid> DRY PUSSY
18:47:00 <munkeynuts> dry spell?
18:47:00 <munkeynuts> what does that mean?
18:48:00 <milk> http://seecolombia.travel/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/count-von-count-sesame-street.jpg
18:48:00 <TheRon> she went down for the count
18:49:00 <TheRon> lish what's happening to the heat next season?
18:49:00 <TheRon> bosh and wade almost have to go
18:50:00 <Serenity> [4:40pm] <TheRon> sex during marriage, does it happen?
18:50:00 <Serenity> absolutely
18:50:00 <TheRon> not during the footy
18:50:00 <munkeynuts> sezz what'd he mean by dry spell?
18:50:00 <Serenity> duration without sex
18:50:00 <munkeynuts> fk me this robot in prometheus is one mean cunt
18:50:00 <simba> lol
18:50:00 <munkeynuts> oh
18:50:00 <Lish> TheRon: Hmm Melo?
18:50:00 <munkeynuts> lol k not familiar
18:50:00 <munkeynuts> yeah been a while hey
18:51:00 <Lish> I think Bosh might leave, but Lebron and wade will stay
18:51:00 <simba> lmao did u actually just pretend to not know the term dry spell
18:51:00 <Serenity> like a drought
18:51:00 <TheRon> maybe, they both play small forward power forward
18:51:00 <simba> that is so weird
18:51:00 <Serenity> dry spell
18:51:00 <Lish> I wish Lebron would go back to Cleveland
18:51:00 <Lish> But that's like stuff my dreams are made of
18:51:00 <Serenity> i went 9 months without sex once
18:51:00 <Lish> Not going to happen
18:51:00 <munkeynuts> i didnt pretend anything
18:51:00 <Serenity> that sucked
18:51:00 <munkeynuts> i didnt get your meaning
18:51:00 <TheRon> la is most likely
18:51:00 <munkeynuts> stop analyzing everything i say
18:51:00 <munkeynuts> anal
18:51:00 <Lish> I don't think Lebron would want to play with Kobe
18:52:00 <TheRon> lebron is unselfish that could work
18:52:00 <TheRon> mind you kobe will be 36 soon
18:52:00 <SexTourettes> np: [Purity Ring - Shrines][03 - Ungirthed.flac]
18:52:00 <Lish> Yeah and he's a major douche
18:52:00 <TheRon> he's no tim duncan
18:53:00 <Lish> Exactly
18:53:00 <Lish> I kind of want Melo to go to bulls
18:53:00 <TheRon> tim duncan is every definition of legend
18:53:00 <Lish> That could be a good fit for him
18:53:00 <Lish> I'm also interested to see what happens to the pacers
18:53:00 <Lish> There's been speculation that Knicks are after patty mills
18:53:00 <TheRon> chicago would really want noah to be the playmaker forever
18:54:00 <TheRon> rose had better get back
18:54:00 <TheRon> patty deserves a pay rise
18:54:00 <Lish> Hahaha omg I forgot about rose
18:54:00 <Lish> Yeah but I don't want him to leave spurs
18:54:00 <TheRon> if i was patty i'd go to philly
18:55:00 <TheRon> patty is on 1.2 mill now knicks will offer 5
18:55:00 <Lish> I just want them to announce next years schedule
18:55:00 <Lish> I'm going to the US/South America for 6 weeks
18:56:00 <Lish> And I need to know if I'll be able to see any/many games
18:56:00 <TheRon> i think duncan and manu should retire
18:56:00 <simba> fuck man u
18:56:00 <TheRon> they've done enough
18:56:00 <Lish> Manu announced today he isn't retiring
18:56:00 <TheRon> i know
18:56:00 <TheRon> go out on a high
18:57:00 <TheRon> they're legends
18:57:00 <Lish> Yeah they should
18:57:00 <TheRon> where does duncan rank?
18:58:00 <TheRon> right behind mj?
18:58:00 <Lish> I dunno
18:58:00 <Lish> He's not as flashy in terms of stats
18:58:00 <Lish> He's just a solid player
18:58:00 <TheRon> better than that surely
18:58:00 <Lish> I personally like him better than Jordan, I think Jordan is a dick
18:58:00 <Lish> Hahaha
18:59:00 <TheRon> ahaed of kobe and lebron
19:00:00 <TheRon> duncan has had role players most of his career
19:00:00 <TheRon> parker and manu they found by chance
19:00:00 <Lish> Yeah
19:01:00 <Lish> The team I hate the most is the clippers
19:01:00 <TheRon> oh yeah
19:02:00 <TheRon> is it deandre jordan?
19:03:00 <Lish> Blake griffen
19:03:00 <Lish> I hate that guy
19:03:00 <Lish> Sometimes I even hate cp3
19:03:00 <TheRon> no jump shot griffen
19:03:00 <Lish> Haha
19:04:00 <TheRon> griffen doesn't defend well either
19:04:00 <Lish> And his face is annoying
19:04:00 <TheRon> that would do it
19:04:00 <TheRon> miami, blow it up?
19:05:00 <TheRon> it was lebron vs the rest
19:05:00 <Lish> Yuh exactly
19:06:00 <TheRon> wade look useless to you?
19:07:00 <TheRon> wade's knees are fucked
19:07:00 <TheRon> no lift
19:07:00 <Lish> Omg
19:07:00 <Lish> Wade was so bad
19:07:00 <TheRon> unless wade develops a jumper he's gone
19:07:00 <Lish> He reckons his knees are ok, but he was useless
19:07:00 <Lish> And chalmers
19:07:00 <Lish> Omg
19:07:00 <Lish> I think Birdman is out next season too
19:08:00 <TheRon> birdman is at least a body in the middle
19:08:00 <partay> lish boobs kgo
19:08:00 <TheRon> chalmers you can do better
19:09:00 <TheRon> parker and mils v chalmers and cole, no contest
19:10:00 <TheRon> battier is retired, ray allen should be
19:10:00 <Lish> Yeah def
19:10:00 <Lish> Madness
19:10:00 <Lish> Lots of changes next season for sure
19:10:00 <Lish> partay: Pass
19:11:00 <TheRon> what about melo to houston
19:13:00 <TheRon> love to spurs!
19:14:00 <TheRon> match made in heaven
19:14:00 <Lish> Houston
19:14:00 <Lish> Hmm
19:15:00 <TheRon> love to houston?
19:15:00 <Lish> Would be interesting
19:15:00 <Lish> Melo I mean
19:15:00 <Lish> Love to cavs
19:15:00 <Lish> Hahaha
19:15:00 <Lish> I wonder if Kyrie will stay
19:15:00 <TheRon> love isn't that dumb
19:15:00 <TheRon> small ball in houston
19:16:00 <TheRon> parsons, melo, howard, harden, beverley
19:16:00 <Lish> Would be pretty good
19:17:00 <TheRon> you'd think, maybe play some defense?
19:17:00 <Lish> lol
19:17:00 <TheRon> just a thought
19:18:00 <TheRon> love would be perfect in san antonio
19:26:00 <Romperstomper> fuck me
19:27:00 <Lish> Why
19:28:00 <Picard> because im a good root
19:30:00 <munkeynuts> wow man Prometheus ruled
19:30:00 <Lish> Huh
19:31:00 <couleurs> huh
19:31:00 <TheRiddler> huh
19:31:00 <TheRiddler> for both
19:31:00 <munkeynuts> finally watched it
19:32:00 <Picard> i can guarantee u will cum
19:32:00 <munkeynuts> dare say it's almost bed time
19:32:00 <munkeynuts> come on my pillows daddy
19:32:00 <munkeynuts> ahahaha
19:32:00 <couleurs> it was just ok
19:33:00 <TheRiddler> huh
19:34:00 <TheRiddler> lying on your back and doing fuck all does not make you a good root
19:34:00 <munkeynuts> just ok?
19:34:00 <munkeynuts> seeing the original face hugger and chest burst rules
19:34:00 <munkeynuts> waited the entire movie for it
19:34:00 <couleurs> alien > alien 2 > promethuerus
19:35:00 <munkeynuts> bullshit
19:35:00 <munkeynuts> i put the quadrilogy in order of genre
19:35:00 <munkeynuts> Alien = horror
19:35:00 <munkeynuts> Aliens = action
19:35:00 <munkeynuts> Alien 3 = horror
19:35:00 <munkeynuts> Alien Ressurection = action
19:35:00 <munkeynuts> Prometheus = Thriller
19:36:00 <TheRiddler> .
19:36:00 <munkeynuts> so for me 1 3 2 4 P
19:36:00 <munkeynuts> aliens is overrated, bigtime, for people that don't like to think.
19:37:00 <couleurs> moran
19:37:00 <Mew> damn those non thinkers
19:37:00 <Picard> TheRiddler great advice, give it to your mum
19:37:00 <munkeynuts> that's my report.
19:37:00 <couleurs> rates movies based on genre lol
19:38:00 <munkeynuts> didnt rate it by genre
19:38:00 <munkeynuts> it's how i grouped them
19:38:00 <munkeynuts> "moran"
19:39:00 <couleurs> alien > aliens > promertheus rex
19:39:00 <TheRiddler> you have to compare them against the rest regardless of genre
19:40:00 <TheRiddler> for me it's alien > aliens > res > prom > 3
19:40:00 <munkeynuts> mm
19:40:00 <couleurs> alien 3 = comedy
19:40:00 <munkeynuts> for me it's alien, alien 3, res, prom, aliens
19:40:00 <munkeynuts> lol
19:41:00 <munkeynuts> wb
19:41:00 <simba> ALIENS EXIST
19:41:00 <munkeynuts> of course
19:41:00 <Lumeah> ty
19:41:00 <munkeynuts> alien microbes on mars
19:42:00 <Serenity> i think it would be incredibly arrogant to assume we're the only living lifeforms in the universe
19:43:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!
19:43:00 <munkeynuts> we're not
19:43:00 <munkeynuts> well
19:43:00 <Picard> Serenity i agre
19:43:00 <Picard> e
19:43:00 <munkeynuts> living as we are
19:43:00 <munkeynuts> but more possible are living microbes
19:43:00 <munkeynuts> that can survive extreme cold and extreme heat, like those on earth
19:44:00 <munkeynuts> evidence of them on mars
19:44:00 <munkeynuts> anyway.
19:44:00 <munkeynuts> "from" mars.
19:45:00 <TheRiddler> .
19:46:00 <simba> .
19:47:00 <couleurs> i'm a lifefoam
19:52:00 <Excessive> gd evenin again
19:58:00 <couleurs> i hat u guys
19:59:00 <Alburt_Enstun> cool
20:07:00 <couleurs> dare 2 zlaten
20:07:00 <simba> dare2zlatan
20:08:00 <couleurs> did u c that new nike cartoon film
20:08:00 <couleurs> it's pretty good
20:08:00 <ness> hey assholes
20:08:00 <milk> John Howard for Queen's elected President
20:08:00 <simba> fell asleep last night 2 this like "how does person even do thing" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIpnaZMa4Yg
20:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burial: Southern Comfort [HQ] (Date not found) 5:02 - Category: Music - 6,761 - 59 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:08:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/Iy1rumvo9xc
20:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nike Football: The Last Game ft. Ronaldo, Neymar Jr., Rooney, Zlatan, Iniesta and more (Date not found) 5:29 - Category: Sports - 47,668,551 - 300,648 likes (97.4%), 8,134 dislikes (2.6%)
20:08:00 <simba> i saw that anime thing but didnt watch it.... is it worth it?
20:08:00 <couleurs> that oned
20:09:00 <simba> one hd
20:09:00 <couleurs> yeap
20:09:00 <couleurs> it's only 5 mins
20:10:00 <simba> its in my "WATCH LATER" play list
20:11:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6qlhwpw1QA
20:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - In da Hill Top Zone (Dec 13, 2011) 2:49 - Category: Music - 1,582 - 15 likes (88.2%), 2 dislikes (11.8%)
20:11:00 <couleurs> ok don't 4 get 2 watch l8er
20:11:00 <couleurs> lol
20:11:00 <simba> this owns 2 hard
20:11:00 <couleurs> hahhaha
20:11:00 <simba> he goes so well with everything
20:14:00 <Excessive> welcum ol dude \o.
20:14:00 <couleurs> my man Sanic teh Hedegog
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
20:14:00 <Excessive> soup
20:14:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/dkTXt.jpg
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> this game I got today is fun
20:15:00 <couleurs> FiFa?
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> Darksiders II
20:15:00 <Mew> sims house party
20:15:00 <simba> the sims: hot date
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> Death looks like a fag compared to War in the first one
20:16:00 <Mew> livin large
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, I nearly did but simba talked me out of it
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
20:17:00 <simba> wtf
20:17:00 <simba> have u lost it m8
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> our Fifa discussion this morning
20:18:00 <simba> i said to get fifa 14 so u r trained up for the next 1
20:18:00 <simba> def
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> where I said it's probably not worth it until 15
20:18:00 <simba> u gotta train in these Nu-Mechanics
20:18:00 <couleurs> just get it it's like $35 now r u 4 real
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I read it wrong then
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaah I getcha
20:18:00 <simba> AhhhhhhhHHHHHHhhHHHhhH
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> get familar with the newer shit
20:19:00 <simba> get familiar with the ""~~~~~""__TactTiCal___DefeNDing___###"" Supreme_Upgrade2014[Revolution_In_Sports_Gaming]]].187
20:20:00 <couleurs> Agreed.
20:20:00 <couleurs> Mates Hummerls #1 defendered
20:20:00 <simba> Mates Hummer
20:25:00 <simba> hi partay welcome 2 the partay
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sorry if I offended you by calling you stupid ... I thought you already knew
20:26:00 <simba> partay knows
20:26:00 <partay> indeed
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> partay will be busy right now
20:27:00 <Bastardly_One> next state of origin is on
20:27:00 <partay> go queensland
20:28:00 <simba> MESS WITH THE BEST - DIE LIKE THE REST
20:28:00 <simba> U R EXPUNGED
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what?
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> death is definite a poof
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> and his horse is gayer
20:34:00 <milk> it's going to cost me $20 to be penciled in as a Liberal voter
20:37:00 <Bastardly_One> you would be a liberal voter wouldn't you?
20:39:00 <Loof> don't bother with the dadfucker b1
20:39:00 <Loof> who is it anyway?
20:40:00 <Excessive> simba, http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/vinyls-resurrection-sales-at-a-record-high/
20:43:00 <couleurs> vinyls r bak!!!!!!!
20:44:00 <Bastardly_One> My brain hurts
20:45:00 <Loof> my cock spurts
20:48:00 <Picard> ive got a sore arse
20:48:00 <Picard> dunno why the fuck u guys love anal so much, hurt like fucking hell
20:49:00 <Picard> is anyone watching that hideous game they call football?
20:49:00 <^pilot^> B1
20:49:00 <^pilot^> i filled my cruiser up today
20:50:00 <The_Baron> hey cunts!
20:50:00 <Loof> hey man
20:50:00 <Picard> The_Baron how are u cunt
20:50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that for petrol ^pilot^
20:51:00 <Loof> nice ^pilot^
20:51:00 <Bastardly_One> evening cunt who can't mail for shit
20:51:00 <The_Baron> yeah well I am a lazy flakey cunt, are I, u cunt?
20:51:00 <The_Baron> :P
20:52:00 <The_Baron> aren't*
20:53:00 <Bastardly_One> bit smashed are we?
20:53:00 <Picard> smash u
20:53:00 <The_Baron> a lil
20:53:00 <^pilot^> loof
20:54:00 <^pilot^> And B1
20:54:00 <Serenity> [6:48pm] <Picard> ive got a sore arse
20:54:00 <Serenity> [6:48pm] <Picard> dunno why the fuck u guys love anal so much, hurt like fucking hell
20:54:00 <^pilot^> what did you think
20:54:00 <Serenity> LOL
20:54:00 <Serenity> more lube babes
20:54:00 <^pilot^> hi sarah
20:54:00 <^pilot^> blood is a lub
20:54:00 <^pilot^> e
20:54:00 <Picard> Serenity i used a full tube
20:54:00 <Serenity> hello
20:54:00 <Picard> didnt do a thing for me
20:54:00 <Serenity> what did you get bummed by
20:54:00 <^pilot^> sarah
20:54:00 <Picard> double ended dildo, and cock. just not my thing
20:54:00 <The_Baron> plenty to be bummed about
20:54:00 <The_Baron> Rick Mayal is dead
20:54:00 <^pilot^> im expecting a response to that
20:54:00 <The_Baron> so is Alexander Shulgin
20:55:00 <Serenity> bit expensive for a mocha mate
20:55:00 <Picard> john lennon is dead
20:55:00 <^pilot^> lol
20:55:00 <Serenity> :P
20:55:00 <The_Baron> john lennon was a twat
20:55:00 <The_Baron> so no loss for me there
20:55:00 <The_Baron> :P
20:55:00 <Bastardly_One> ditto
20:55:00 <Bastardly_One> and evening boss
20:56:00 <Serenity> o/
20:56:00 <Picard> wtf
20:56:00 <Alburt_Enstun> mayall
20:56:00 <Picard> yoko was a mole
20:56:00 <Bastardly_One> did you see Markos fucking bill?
20:56:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
20:56:00 <Alburt_Enstun> you could atleast spell is name right
20:56:00 <^pilot^> and i still had fuel in the tank too b1
20:56:00 <^pilot^> half a tank in the primary
20:56:00 <Serenity> i did
20:56:00 <The_Baron> Rik Mayall*
20:56:00 <Serenity> hence the comment about his mocha
20:57:00 <The_Baron> you could at least correct me properly u cunt!
20:57:00 <Alburt_Enstun> sammy didnt the fuckin prick
20:57:00 <Loof> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTTgpTeb0Z8
20:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pavement - Cut Your Hair (1994) (Feb 18, 2010) 3:14 - Category: Music - 602,999 - 2,695 likes (98%), 56 dislikes (2%)
20:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I guessed that and was more a captian obvious or rhetorical question
20:57:00 <Serenity> pretty sure im dying
20:57:00 <^pilot^> man up
20:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
20:57:00 <^pilot^> you got bigger balls than me sarah
20:57:00 <Serenity> excuse me
20:57:00 <Serenity> my balls are a thing of beauty
20:58:00 <^pilot^> lol
20:58:00 <Alburt_Enstun> what did you say about cliff richard?
20:58:00 <milk> You fucken racist! You racist fuck! You are so fucken racist! How dare you say cocaine whores have sexual diseases!
20:58:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck up milk you brain damaged oyster
20:58:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_W-fIn2QZgg
20:58:00 <Loof> oyster!!! LOL!
20:58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: acdc-big balls (Dec 6, 2007) 2:38 - Category: Music - 2,871,172 - 9,868 likes (96.1%), 399 dislikes (3.9%)
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I better check my pants
20:59:00 <The_Baron> this song is appropriate when discussing big balls
20:59:00 <Serenity> o.O
20:59:00 <Loof> oh god loling
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> surprised the seat isn't ripped
20:59:00 <Serenity> did you poo yourself
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> massive fart :P
20:59:00 <Picard> anyone seen 22 jump street??
21:00:00 <Serenity> no but i want to
21:00:00 <Bastardly_One> surprised if I didn't ...
21:00:00 <Picard> im taking my son on the weekend
21:00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wouldn't mind seeing it
21:00:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think I'll just get a rip of it
21:00:00 <Serenity> why did i think you only had daughters
21:00:00 <Picard> boys night out
21:00:00 <Serenity> weird..
21:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet all the funny stuff is in the ad
21:00:00 <Picard> one of each sarah
21:00:00 <Serenity> oh sweet
21:00:00 <Picard> 15 an 13
21:00:00 <Bastardly_One> so you started late
21:00:00 <Serenity> teenagers scare me
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine's 20 this year
21:01:00 <Picard> my daughter is a hormonal bitch lol
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> and taller
21:01:00 <Serenity> my daughter is 9 and hormonal
21:01:00 <Picard> lol
21:01:00 <Serenity> its fucking scary
21:01:00 <Serenity> might call a priest
21:01:00 <Picard> good luck
21:01:00 <^pilot^> :P
21:01:00 <^pilot^> no
21:01:00 <^pilot^> just kidding
21:02:00 <^pilot^> never do that
21:02:00 <faux> i want to fuck the skin of james tamou's dick
21:02:00 <faux> that is all
21:02:00 <partay> faux
21:02:00 <Serenity> shes about a year off puberty starting if that
21:02:00 <Serenity> ugh
21:02:00 <^pilot^> if she's anything like you sarah
21:02:00 <^pilot^> :P
21:02:00 <Picard> yeah once they get tits they turn to cunts
21:02:00 <Serenity> pff
21:02:00 <Serenity> theres nothing wrong with me
21:02:00 <Picard> fucking women
21:02:00 <faux> yes
21:02:00 <^pilot^> .....
21:02:00 <Serenity> you shut your face
21:03:00 <faux> aw loook at you two
21:03:00 <partay> pictard and Serenity
21:03:00 <^pilot^> faux
21:03:00 <The_Baron> yes there is that moment when girls become,.cunts!
21:03:00 <Serenity> Picard shes getting them -.-
21:03:00 <^pilot^> sarah has a chainsaw
21:03:00 <faux> chainsaw ccunt
21:03:00 <Serenity> ^pilot^ knows id murder him
21:03:00 <Picard> send her to boarding school
21:03:00 <Maurice> Run her over with a prison van
21:03:00 <Picard> i threaten mine with that once a week lol
21:03:00 <^pilot^> not if i murder you first :P
21:03:00 <partay> hi Maurice
21:03:00 <Maurice> Howdy partay
21:03:00 <Serenity> good luck with that
21:04:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da8SOqap9e8
21:04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BROODS: Never Gonna Change (Date not found) 4:11 - Category: Music - 5,589 - 103 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:04:00 <Serenity> i had to buy her little training bra/crop tops Maurice
21:04:00 <Serenity> ugh
21:04:00 <Serenity> UGH
21:04:00 <Excessive> :D
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fuckin' scary at 9
21:04:00 <The_Baron> they sell training bras for 5 yo's
21:05:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/EdY7r.jpg
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to be an almost average now days ... how the fuck did kids suddenly lose a few years?
21:05:00 <Excessive> "and the children will sing as a satellite swings down that highwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
21:05:00 <Maurice> Oh no Serenity
21:05:00 <Serenity> meh i had my period at 10
21:05:00 <Serenity> 18 years ago
21:05:00 <Serenity> ........
21:05:00 <Doodle> me too
21:05:00 <Doodle> i still have it
21:06:00 <Maurice> I heard only sinners have periods
21:06:00 <Maurice> Which is why I've never had one
21:06:00 <Doodle> :o
21:06:00 <Serenity> i constantly have mine apparently
21:06:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel sorry for the parents of my nieces ... they're coming up to that age and one is going to be emotional and the other a total little cunt
21:06:00 <The_Baron> according to the bible, the gash is meant to be the sign of original sin
21:06:00 <The_Baron> coz the bible presents women as the cunts that they are
21:06:00 <The_Baron> :P
21:06:00 <Doodle> ok i can see this is going to get revolting
21:06:00 <Serenity> GASH
21:06:00 <partay> faux whats the score?
21:07:00 <fawks> 4-0 qld HT
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> boo
21:07:00 <TheRiddler> go blues
21:07:00 <The_Baron> yes GASH
21:07:00 <fawks> mmm james tamou
21:07:00 <The_Baron> AXE WOUND
21:07:00 <The_Baron> PISSSSSS FLAPSSSSS
21:07:00 <fawks> Fuck yeah ash
21:08:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/ESgL3.jpg nsfw
21:08:00 <partay> chicks pfffft
21:09:00 <The_Baron> TheRiddler, I got bigger tits than her
21:09:00 <The_Baron> bah
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> now that fucking hurt
21:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I went to pick something up from under the table and smashed my head
21:09:00 <Loof> u high bro
21:10:00 <Picard> good
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> without that padding that would of hurt 50 time more
21:10:00 <Picard> hope it hurt that empty shell
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it did
21:10:00 <Picard> good :P
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof, me? high?
21:10:00 <Loof> my scales died :(
21:10:00 <The_Baron> the only empty shell is where ur heart is supposed to be, u feckless jizzstain of a man
21:10:00 <Loof> and my headphones
21:10:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno what you're talkng about *coughs*
21:10:00 <Loof> lol
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I wont be all weekend
21:11:00 <Excessive> that's ..............
21:11:00 <Excessive> control
21:11:00 <Excessive> calculation
21:11:00 <Loof> ordered some cheap sony over ear headphones from dick smith $23 today only usually fiddy
21:11:00 <Bastardly_One> going to someone's that doesn't smoke
21:11:00 <Excessive> bend down
21:11:00 <Excessive> take ovah
21:12:00 <Excessive> erase short term memory
21:12:00 <Excessive> for a brief
21:12:00 <Excessive> get up
21:12:00 <Excessive> bang ur head
21:12:00 <Excessive> the end
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> entertain me you cunts
21:13:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'm gonna go play Darksiders II again
21:14:00 <faux> bye
21:14:00 <faux> lol
21:14:00 <faux> ehheh
21:15:00 <Picard> bye
21:15:00 <Picard> dont let the door hit u one the arse on the way out
21:15:00 <Picard> wtf.
21:15:00 <partay> Loof are you on acid bying anything from dick smith ?
21:15:00 <Serenity> o/
21:15:00 <Picard> this chic on facebook just asked me do i think she has a nice arse
21:16:00 <Picard> lol
21:16:00 <partay> pictard trolling teens on fb again ?
21:16:00 <Picard> nuh dude she is 30
21:17:00 <Picard> her age matches your IQ
21:17:00 <TheRiddler> stop trying to get into other girl pants
21:17:00 <faux> yeah luv matches ya face
21:17:00 <partay> and the number of hairs on your head
21:17:00 <Picard> bald is the new sexy
21:17:00 <partay> hahaha
21:17:00 <partay> ok
21:17:00 <faux> the best thing about qld is their locker room
21:17:00 <partay> faux are you on heat ?
21:18:00 <faux> hi boise
21:18:00 <Picard> faux no one cares about that stupid game
21:18:00 <faux> NOT REALLY
21:18:00 <faux> BU A LITTLE BIT
21:18:00 <faux> james tamou is a fucking hngggggggggggggggggggggggg
21:18:00 <faux> hes a totem pole
21:18:00 <faux> and id climb him for days
21:18:00 <TheRiddler> lol faux
21:18:00 <partay> faux you like a cervix crusher ?
21:18:00 <faux> hes like 193cm of sexy.
21:18:00 <faux> lol
21:19:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/3RLSd.jpg
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/2gQRF.jpg
21:20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:24:00 <Picard> Mew
21:25:00 <Mew> shlicard
21:26:00 <Picard> tit pics
21:26:00 <milk> RSPCDD
21:27:00 <Picard> Mew owes me
21:27:00 <partay> pictard don't you have chicks wanting you to check their ass out ?
21:27:00 <Picard> yes
21:27:00 <partay> hahaha
21:27:00 <Picard> ive seen it, she wanted an opinion of it
21:27:00 <Picard> i was diplomatic
21:28:00 <partay> and why you ?
21:28:00 <Picard> probably because we have been mates for years and she knows i dont bullshit her
21:29:00 <Picard> i told her it still looks pretty good, although it was better before she had kids
21:29:00 <The_Baron> she got a mum bum
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/zzq2b.jpg this will be me saturday lol
21:29:00 <TheRiddler> :p
21:31:00 <Picard> yeah
21:31:00 <Picard> but i made up for it by saying her fucking boobs have grown heaps and look amazing
21:31:00 <Picard> lol
21:32:00 <partay> pictard you are an imbecile
21:33:00 <Picard> not at all
21:33:00 <Picard> she was very happy with my honesty
21:33:00 <partay> lol
21:33:00 <Picard> partay if u were to be my wingman u would learn a lot
21:35:00 <Mew> does this lady know ur wife?
21:35:00 <Picard> yeah y
21:36:00 <Mew> danger danger
21:36:00 <Picard> lol
21:36:00 <Mew> high voltage
21:36:00 <Picard> why
21:36:00 <Picard> im not fuckign her
21:36:00 <Picard> we are mates
21:36:00 <Mew> when they talk when they gossip
21:36:00 <Serenity> do you often comment on mates boobs?
21:36:00 <Picard> she asks me shit like that all the time even when wifey is around
21:37:00 <Picard> Serenity no often
21:37:00 <Picard> not**
21:37:00 <Mew> your wife is cool tell her to come on austnet
21:37:00 <Serenity> my mate sent me a pic of her boobies today i was very pleased
21:38:00 <Picard> lol Mew she wouldnt tolerate u cunts
21:39:00 <Picard> i need to pee
21:40:00 <munkeynuts> i just peed
21:40:00 <munkeynuts> needing to pee woke me up
21:40:00 <Picard> schumaker is a fine example of why life support should never be switched off
21:40:00 <munkeynuts> oh he's still arounod
21:40:00 <Serenity> i dont think his brain function stopped
21:40:00 <munkeynuts> cool
21:41:00 <Picard> yeah 6 months in a coma
21:41:00 <Serenity> yeah coma but he still had brain activity
21:41:00 <Picard> he is communicting by nodding
21:41:00 <Serenity> as far as im aware
21:41:00 <munkeynuts> fkn been that long
21:43:00 <Picard> not sure Serenity
21:44:00 <Serenity> im not a nuerologist obv but i think once brain activity stops it cant come back thats when they turn life support off
21:45:00 <The_Baron> I stopped brain activity years ago
21:45:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaFT48Nl9rA
21:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Oils on Water - 8. US Forces - Midnight Oil (Apr 1, 2010) 4:17 - Category: Music - 34,110 - 130 likes (99.2%), 1 dislikes (0.8%)
21:46:00 <Excessive> sing u songs ov no denyin
21:47:00 <munkeynuts> sezz can you get those ear syringes at the chemist?
21:48:00 <munkeynuts> ur a mum so i ask lol
21:48:00 <munkeynuts> brain activity can seem to stop
21:48:00 <Serenity> pretty sure you can
21:48:00 <munkeynuts> sweet
21:48:00 <munkeynuts> got ear infection
21:48:00 <Picard> pandas brain activity stopped years ago
21:48:00 <munkeynuts> nuh
21:48:00 <munkeynuts> was never theeeerrreee
21:49:00 <munkeynuts> *does spooky fingers*
21:50:00 <Serenity> i can feel my brain activity stopping
21:50:00 <Serenity> my body wants to go to bed
21:50:00 <Picard> go.
21:50:00 <Serenity> too early
21:51:00 <ness> im fuckin bored
21:51:00 <Bastardly_One> My mind is awake but every part of my body prefers not to be
21:52:00 <Bastardly_One> even one of my eyes hurt
21:53:00 <The_Baron> ear syringes?
21:53:00 <The_Baron> thought u could use any syringe tip really
21:53:00 <The_Baron> just get a 21 gauge syringe tip, that'll do that job
21:56:00 <spookyfingers> haha
21:56:00 <spookyfingers> "He said "I know I'm awake but it feels like I'm in a dream.""
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate it when you have to look at the computer to assure yourself what day it is
21:57:00 <xm> becareful. what if you just installed Linux and it defaulted to London
21:58:00 <xm> you could end up handing in assignments too late
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be on today still
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> about 8am though
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> what assigments ... I failed this semester
21:58:00 <xm> right now yes, but you might leave such work until later
21:59:00 <xm> i thought you were still going but just behind?
21:59:00 <Serenity> why do people insist on pming every single day when you never ever answr them
21:59:00 <Serenity> hello... grab a hint
21:59:00 <Bastardly_One> last week next week too
21:59:00 <xm> last you said anyway
21:59:00 <xm> are you talking about @Saemon@
21:59:00 <Serenity> not today
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it got too much in a way ... I had an episode
22:00:00 <xm> PMs are very annoying on the phone or a console client
22:00:00 <Picard> :P
22:00:00 <xm> even if you dont read it
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> and I have to honestly think over the rest of this week and next week if I'm wishing to repeat that
22:00:00 <Serenity> ive got 10 days til my assignment is due ugh
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate the DING
22:00:00 <xm> what's it on?
22:01:00 <Bastardly_One> tends to take on the noise of your o/s and Windows 8 has gay noises
22:01:00 <xm> has your sem started yet, Serenity
22:01:00 <Serenity> how culture and socialisation shape individual identity
22:01:00 <xm> actually isnt it June when they get exams
22:01:00 <Serenity> yes like 2 weeks ago
22:01:00 <xm> i know online courses are a bit different
22:01:00 <Serenity> 2nd june sp 2 started
22:02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah we had to have everything in by last week
22:02:00 <Picard> 12 days :P
22:02:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one class I haven't even handed in the first thing in Feb
22:03:00 <Serenity> I have no exams for this unit just essays
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> how many words so far?
22:04:00 <Serenity> ive written like 8-900 out of 1500 but it needs to be tidied up
22:04:00 <spookyfingers> what r u taking sezz?
22:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll do it
22:04:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'll charge proof reading and editting rates
22:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if I can still proof read? I did that as part of one of my jobs forever ago
22:05:00 <Serenity> ive told u dude.. this unit is sociology out of behavioral studies
22:05:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly a qualified proof reader
22:05:00 <Serenity> lol b1 I don't think so
22:06:00 <spookyfingers> oh kk
22:06:00 <spookyfingers> soz
22:06:00 <spookyfingers> only just got up
22:06:00 <The_Baron> oh lord sociology
22:06:00 <Bastardly_One> so I have to put up with you all night?
22:06:00 <Bastardly_One> sucks to be me
22:07:00 <The_Baron> coz the world just doesn't have enough school counsellors
22:07:00 <The_Baron> :P
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh shut up stoner
22:07:00 <Picard> idiot
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the first essay you get in psych for some reason
22:07:00 <Serenity> yeah thats not what im doing.
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> someone else doing it got the exact same essay
22:07:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> and started around the same time but through Monash online
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to do counselling years ago
22:08:00 <The_Baron> well as long as it aint an arts degree I suppose
22:08:00 <Serenity> soc1004 is a core unit to behavioural studies psychology
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> still do but left the run a bit late
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> thats an idea
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> fine arts
22:08:00 <The_Baron> psychology
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> *coughs*
22:09:00 <Bastardly_One> or I could go back and finish philosphy next year
22:09:00 <The_Baron> ur already unemployed
22:09:00 <The_Baron> why would u want to do that?
22:09:00 <Bastardly_One> at Latrobe ... apparently they keep your record for ages
22:10:00 <Serenity> who
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> me I think
22:10:00 <Discordi[A]> "Bruce here teaches classical philosophy, Bruce there teaches Haegelian philosophy, and Bruce here teaches logical positivism, and is also in charge of the sheep dip."
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> the mind goes when not used
22:10:00 <xm> culture is like a heterogeneous solution of individuals, each being unique, but having the illusion of being one substance. socialisation is the process where individuals become osmotically influenced by their environment to form identities <--- i just made that up. dont know if it is valid
22:11:00 <Serenity> its pretty vlaid
22:11:00 <Serenity> er valid
22:11:00 <The_Baron> it's about as valid as any other academic crap I've read
22:11:00 <Serenity> getting my content hasnt been hard
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> oh maybe I want to do Prof Writing
22:11:00 <Serenity> im just having to get used to essay writing vie done nothing since high school
22:11:00 <xm> The_Baron: those journals make mem laugh a bit
22:11:00 <xm> me*
22:11:00 <Serenity> its been a challenge for it not to look like grade 6 dribble
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a guy I've made friends with in the current prof writing with and he thinks he's oscar wilde
22:11:00 <xm> i prefer blogs where they digest it for you
22:11:00 <The_Baron> academic language is all about getting a concise sentence that makes sense, then extrapolating on it for 5 more paragraphs
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> has the same kind of voice I'd imagine Wilde having too
22:12:00 <xm> the problem is with those writing courses is that they dont know how to generate ideas, just how to pretend they understand others and to criticise them
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> hell yes
22:12:00 <The_Baron> critical analysis of any artistic work is such a wank
22:12:00 <xm> so they're mostly full of wankers who end up jaded and work as civil servants
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> and the lecturer loks like a pain in the arse
22:12:00 <Serenity> my tutor is pretty good with helping out with all that shit
22:13:00 <The_Baron> that one can empericise art in the first place
22:13:00 <The_Baron> but mneh
22:13:00 <xm> their failed pedants who then transfer their hatred by giving Centrelink recipients a hard time
22:13:00 <xm> they're*
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> academic language though ... when you get the hang of that Serenity
22:13:00 <spookyfingers> that's why the beatnik generation came about xm!!!
22:13:00 <spookyfingers> xD
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be able to bullshit with the rest of them
22:13:00 <spookyfingers> out with the old, in with the new
22:13:00 <xm> The_Baron: it's still fun to read it. im actually plannign to do a blog just to take the piss
22:13:00 <Serenity> i have absolutely no issue with everything else i understand it i know what i want to say its just essay structure thats giving me hell
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> handy skill and comes into play in other places you don't think
22:14:00 <Serenity> not even structure but making it look ok
22:14:00 <Serenity> not dribble
22:14:00 <xm> i was originally going to do a joke artistic analysis of "Ice Scream" and relate it to a certain person here
22:14:00 <The_Baron> ur doing it all wrong then
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> hand it over when you finish
22:14:00 <The_Baron> academic language is all about dribble
22:14:00 <xm> Scream, the classic painting
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'll make it excellent dribble
22:14:00 <The_Baron> as long as it's annotated and properly referenced dribble
22:14:00 <Serenity> academic dribble not IRC dribble
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> I can do that
22:14:00 <xm> ps academics PRETEND to read your work
22:14:00 <Serenity> you're not marking my work
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> but make sure all your references are right :P
22:14:00 <Serenity> im a very able writer
22:15:00 <Serenity> i dont need your help lol
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I said I would though if you wanted
22:15:00 <xm> and in Academia the guys at the top mostly put their names onto your articles when you want it published, so they can pretend they contributed
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I like proof reading ... I love words
22:15:00 <xm> they need to fulfil some quota or something
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I think in words even and not images
22:15:00 <xm> but im referring more about research here than undegraduate studies
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> now I am on to something
22:16:00 <spookyfingers> gods of fusion - acrobat
22:16:00 <spookyfingers> unf
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> linguists
22:16:00 <xm> it takes a while to be able to write in that dry and boring academic tone. it wont come naturally
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I love language ...
22:16:00 <Serenity> yeah tahts what it is
22:16:00 <Serenity> its completely different to my normal writing style
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I should take the rest of the year off and try for linguists next year
22:16:00 <Serenity> you cant be exciting its not what they want
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
22:16:00 <Serenity> they want facts
22:16:00 <Serenity> and writing in the most boring way possible
22:16:00 <spookyfingers> lern 2 rite
22:16:00 <xm> youo will get marked down actually
22:17:00 <The_Baron> just answer the essay question
22:17:00 <xm> if you make it too 'biased'
22:17:00 <Bastardly_One> so you find it hard to write "article" style?
22:17:00 <The_Baron> do the referencing
22:17:00 <The_Baron> how fucking hard is that?
22:17:00 <Bastardly_One> you know a good way to get into that?
22:17:00 <xm> even though everything is biased
22:17:00 <Bastardly_One> write an article on something you LIKE
22:17:00 <Serenity> yeah dont be bias even though we've asked a question tahts bias
22:17:00 <Serenity> lol
22:17:00 <Bastardly_One> do that a couple of times and other article writing isn't that hard
22:17:00 <xm> uni has always been like that...such as with the sciences
22:18:00 <faux> GO THE BLUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
22:18:00 <xm> if you were at UWA and tried denying global warming your course is over pretty much
22:18:00 <The_Baron> psychology is a pseudoscience
22:18:00 <The_Baron> at best
22:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think you're stressing a bit
22:18:00 <Bastardly_One> considering you told me some of your class is also returning to study
22:18:00 <xm> The_Baron: agreed. it's only use is as a categorical framework. it's diagnostic criteria are too tenuously related to subjects in reality
22:18:00 <xm> lolz'
22:18:00 <Bastardly_One> your lecturer can't be expecting too much
22:18:00 <xm> its*
22:19:00 <Serenity> its not really a point of what they are expected
22:19:00 <Serenity> im not one to do bare minimum trash because its not expected to give more
22:19:00 <Serenity> do your best at all times
22:19:00 <xm> people are too complicated to be put into labels. but a good psychologist is holistic anyway
22:19:00 <The_Baron> well I call it a pseudoscience, because u can't replicate psychological studies over and over again
22:19:00 <spookyfingers> yer well
22:19:00 <spookyfingers> as long as you stick to the standard
22:19:00 <spookyfingers> and dont be offbeat
22:19:00 <The_Baron> there are no actual psychological facts uncovered
22:19:00 <The_Baron> just a bunch of correlations
22:19:00 <xm> ive dealt with both psychiatrists and psychologists and the 2nd are far more intuitive/competent when it comes to pragmatism
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> psychologists from my perspective love CBT
22:20:00 <spookyfingers> when you said too biased
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> which will not work on me at all
22:20:00 <Picard> spider mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
22:20:00 <spookyfingers> did you mean injecting opinion?
22:20:00 <The_Baron> don't get me started on CBT
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> or I
22:20:00 <xm> yes, psych is mostly stats
22:21:00 <spookyfingers> fuck CBT
22:21:00 <Serenity> yeah statistical something is one of my next units
22:21:00 <spookyfingers> tried cbt
22:21:00 <spookyfingers> didnt work
22:21:00 <xm> i remember my first psychologist. was heaps fun. work 'forced' me to see him because of duty of care
22:21:00 <xm> he was a crackpot in subi
22:21:00 <spookyfingers> fucked me up
22:21:00 <xm> we started talking about Tangerine Dream and music production
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I've dont CBT like ... 8 times I think
22:21:00 <xm> then he talked about Chakras and telekinetic Aborigines
22:21:00 <Serenity> im more interested in working with children over messed up adults
22:22:00 <xm> and i thought...OK...
22:22:00 <spookyfingers> why children
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my first one xm was into Satre
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> and stuff
22:22:00 <xm> they have this new-age vibe about them
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> so we spent a lot of time talking existentialism
22:22:00 <xm> after all Scientology has its roots with some of the things that pioneered psychology
22:22:00 <Serenity> because i find them facinating. Children can be moulded before adulthood you can make a real difference with them rather than just controlling what already is
22:22:00 <xm> and Jung was obsessed with the i-Ching
22:22:00 <The_Baron> god a nihilist psychologist?
22:22:00 <The_Baron> isn't that just self defeating
22:22:00 <spookyfingers> the elasticity of the mind is brilliant
22:22:00 <xm> The_Baron: he looked about 55?
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> in the end I told her ... doesn't matter how much we talk ... you bitches should be in the kitchen not writing books
22:23:00 <xm> some sort of hippy
22:23:00 <spookyfingers> but telling me that I could rewire my mind and rid myself of ocd
22:23:00 <The_Baron> "well what did you learn from that experience...oh what does it matter, it's all just a void, a way of filling the vast impermenance of a cold existence"
22:23:00 <spookyfingers> was ignorance
22:23:00 <Bastardly_One> you can spookyfingers to a degree
22:23:00 <spookyfingers> you can rewire sure
22:23:00 <xm> The_Baron: what freaked me out was that he kept looking tothe top right (behind me)
22:23:00 <xm> it was just the clock
22:23:00 <Bastardly_One> half of the battle of mental conditions is the way you live
22:23:00 <xm> but i was kinda paranoid at the time and thought it was a camera
22:23:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One do you like challenges?
22:23:00 <spookyfingers> I think it's better to understand
22:23:00 <spookyfingers> yeah
22:24:00 <spookyfingers> find the way (for you) that works
22:24:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, I can ... depends ... why do you ask?
22:24:00 <spookyfingers> like me right now im in transition
22:24:00 <Skirmish> I challenge you to tell us all something that you have NOT done.
22:24:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a great CBT book ... by a "Doctor"
22:24:00 <spookyfingers> soon ill be completely balanced and for all intent and purpose "normal"
22:24:00 <Bastardly_One> Change Your Thinking - Sarah Edelman (?) phd
22:24:00 <The_Baron> a good one for psyches "so let's say, everyone is crazy, maybe ur psychologically imbalanced, how could I get a true assesment of my own mental state if you yourself are unstable?"
22:24:00 <spookyfingers> then when me brain dont wana produce dem chems nemore, thank fuck for cymbalta!
22:24:00 <The_Baron> they love that shit
22:24:00 <The_Baron> :P
22:25:00 <Bastardly_One> from abc books and CBT in a book totally
22:25:00 <Bastardly_One> save you heaps of useless appointments
22:25:00 <Bastardly_One> if CBT works for you but never did shit for me
22:25:00 <simba> kentz
22:25:00 <The_Baron> they should just put heroin in our drinking water and be done with it
22:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I know my issues and I can't trick myself
22:25:00 <xm> there's also the cultural thing about crazy too
22:25:00 <spookyfingers> H2opiate
22:26:00 <xm> so they factor that in too
22:26:00 <xm> some beliefs we'd believe are nuts in the west would not be in the east
22:26:00 <xm> and vice versa
22:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been wondering lately if hypnosis really works
22:26:00 <xm> it does
22:26:00 <The_Baron> B1, it works for a majority of the population
22:26:00 <The_Baron> roughly 60-70%
22:26:00 <Bastardly_One> because I cannot be tricked and if that works
22:26:00 <xm> the stronger your will the more effective it will be
22:26:00 <The_Baron> 30% of the population will not respond to it
22:26:00 <Bastardly_One> it'd be worth it and I can get it bulk bill
22:27:00 <The_Baron> b1, there is a test u can do to find out if u are susceptible
22:27:00 <xm> it works beter if you have a stronger will as it requires the person to be more stable and have a stronger ego
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
22:27:00 <xm> better*
22:27:00 <The_Baron> u hold ur hands close together, and imagine them being stuck together by glue or something
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> look at my ego
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> will work perfect :P
22:27:00 <The_Baron> do this for about 2-3 minutes
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that
22:27:00 <The_Baron> if u can get ur hands unstuck quickly
22:27:00 <xm> think of it another way. try hypnotising a kid
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 mins is like eternity
22:28:00 <The_Baron> 30 seconds then
22:28:00 <The_Baron> the point is
22:28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm so ADHD it's unreal
22:28:00 <The_Baron> ur meant to be trying to convince urself ur hands are stuck together with glue
22:28:00 <xm> it requires a bit of focus on the person's behalf too
22:28:00 <The_Baron> if u can unclasp ur hands easily
22:28:00 <Bastardly_One> but that is an invented illness so the inventor claimed on his deathbed
22:28:00 <The_Baron> means u are not easily suggestible
22:28:00 <The_Baron> so not prone to the effects of hypnosis
22:29:00 <Bastardly_One> ah right ... I'll remember that and try it ... later
22:29:00 <The_Baron> usually people who can't be hypnotised also can not be fucked around with neurolinguistics
22:29:00 <Skirmish> What mental illness makes you wear a DC cap at your age Bastardly_One? A desire to fit in with teens?
22:30:00 <xm> lol. was just googling hypnosis stuff to find something i read ages ago...and there are sites on 'USE HYPNOSIS FOR LONGER AND STRONGER POWERFUL ERECTIONS!"
22:30:00 <simba> r u guys talking about magick
22:31:00 <The_Baron> is there an article about hypnotising women with ur penis?
22:31:00 <The_Baron> LOOK INTO MY EYE!!
22:31:00 <spookyfingers> DC!
22:31:00 <xm> As for the gullibility factor… in studies that have been done over the last 50 years, it has actually been demonstrated that most good hypnotic subjects (that is people who easily go into a deep trance with a variety of therapists) tend on average to be markedly more intelligent than those who do not easily go into trance or who do so only to a shallow depth.
22:31:00 <spookyfingers> i love my dcs
22:31:00 <xm> it's off a crackpot site though but same thing
22:32:00 <spookyfingers> Skirmish you gonna tweet tony hawk and bag him out?
22:32:00 <spookyfingers> ay bru
22:32:00 <xm> same thing about those in cults. their IQs are typically higher
22:32:00 <xm> Heaven's Gate etc etc
22:32:00 <The_Baron> xm, IQ might be high
22:32:00 <The_Baron> but I bet their EQ would not be
22:32:00 <Doodle> do you realise how crazy you all sound
22:32:00 <The_Baron> about as crazy as everyone is
22:32:00 <xm> the higher an IQ is the lower a person EQ is typically
22:32:00 <Doodle> no
22:32:00 <xm> person's
22:33:00 <The_Baron> yes
22:33:00 <The_Baron> OH YES
22:33:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo I bbs
22:33:00 <spookyfingers> the cult leaders
22:33:00 <The_Baron> gotta get some smokes
22:33:00 <xm> that's also why the popularizers of science like Dawkins and Hawkings are popular
22:33:00 <spookyfingers> Doodle u shut up shut up now
22:33:00 <The_Baron> wish I could abandon you all like the useless children u are
22:33:00 <The_Baron> but oh well
22:33:00 <The_Baron> bbs
22:33:00 <spookyfingers> JUS SHUTP
22:33:00 <simba> The_Abandon
22:33:00 <xm> because their IQs are not so high that they can relate better
22:35:00 <Skirmish> spookyfingers: Are you trying to compare Tony Hawk and Bastardly_One as if they are on the same level?
22:35:00 <Skirmish> Think long and hard about what you are going to answer.
22:35:00 <spookyfingers> same age group
22:35:00 <simba> in american accent tony hawk rhymes with bony cock
22:36:00 <spookyfingers> lol
22:36:00 <spookyfingers> ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT COCK
22:36:00 <spookyfingers> nah thats Doodle
22:36:00 <Doodle> sif
22:36:00 <spookyfingers> o shtup u b4 i suk u so hrd u cum blud!
22:36:00 <simba> i am lost in paranoias most beautiful dream
22:37:00 <Skirmish> So because they are the same age ..... Skateboarding genius vs TAFE flunking. Yeah I see your point mang there's no difference at all hey ... lets ALL be old and wear DC caps.
22:37:00 <spookyfingers> fkn game glitches
22:37:00 <simba> you cant type mang if youre trying to pay an old person out for acting young
22:37:00 <spookyfingers> genius?
22:38:00 <spookyfingers> skateboarding legend
22:38:00 <spookyfingers> use words wisely
22:38:00 <Serenity> i saw an old bloke in globes and a etnie cap the other day.. i nearly giggled
22:38:00 <Skirmish> He built skateboarding to what it is today. Without Tony Hawk there is no Bam Margera etc.
22:38:00 <Serenity> an*
22:38:00 <spookyfingers> ......
22:38:00 <xm> ive seen his parabolic moves. he's got high spatial IQ
22:38:00 <spookyfingers> hah
22:39:00 <simba> i was a bones brigade OG
22:39:00 <spookyfingers> i was in girls brigade
22:39:00 <mrdanger> hello internet
22:39:00 <spookyfingers> sup dangerman
22:40:00 <spookyfingers> how're the wife and kids
22:40:00 <spookyfingers> lol
22:40:00 <mrdanger> wifes okay, no kids yet
22:40:00 <spookyfingers> good
22:40:00 <mrdanger> they cost money
22:40:00 <spookyfingers> haha
22:40:00 <spookyfingers> like a pet that wont stop eating
22:40:00 <mrdanger> yeah and you dont have to send your pets to school
22:40:00 <spookyfingers> true
22:41:00 <spookyfingers> or clothe them, less yer weird O_o
22:41:00 <mrdanger> very true
22:42:00 <mrdanger> who won origin
22:42:00 <spookyfingers> 9 Miles outside of Las Vegas
22:42:00 <spookyfingers> what's with the odd numbers in movies
22:43:00 <spookyfingers> Prometheus was like, the year 2037
22:44:00 <spookyfingers> this is just the kinda shit that makes me roll my eyes https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10418272_10152195843998581_5380695529936355902_n.jpg
22:51:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I went wandering
22:51:00 <Bastardly_One> or Skirmish would of been my first ban
22:51:00 <The_Baron> back
22:52:00 <Bastardly_One> stop trying to provoke me you boring cunt
22:52:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10418276_581623415286892_3655238952691070088_n.jpg
22:52:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
22:53:00 <The_Baron> myah
22:53:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently a DC cap at my ages is try hard according to these fuckwits
22:53:00 <Bastardly_One> *age
22:53:00 <Bastardly_One> like a totally black one with a black label even
22:53:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly try hards don't even know what a try hard is
22:54:00 <The_Baron> goddamn figjams
22:54:00 <Bastardly_One> and look this up
22:54:00 <Bastardly_One> Brad Sucks - Dropping Out of School
22:54:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me who they remind you of
22:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought of a certain artist straight away
22:55:00 <simba> Busted - That's What I Go To School For
22:55:00 <Bastardly_One> and listening to their albums they remind me of about 3 bands and 2 solo artists
22:55:00 <Mew> http://media.culturekings.com.au/media/catalog/category/Capcarrier-SLDR4_7.jpg
22:55:00 <Mew> you need one of thesr
22:55:00 <Mew> these*
22:56:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Mew
22:56:00 <Bastardly_One> whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?
22:56:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I do
22:56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:56:00 <The_Baron> that is a thing?
22:56:00 <The_Baron> or just a pisstake?
22:56:00 <Mew> so it dont get creased nigga!
22:56:00 <Mew> its a thing
22:56:00 <The_Baron> fuck that shit
22:56:00 <simba> that is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo gay
22:56:00 <Bastardly_One> ain't it?
22:56:00 <simba> spend 200 bux for a hat suitcase
22:56:00 <The_Baron> and why do kids wear caps with flat rims now?
22:57:00 <The_Baron> when I was young, the thing was bending the rim on ur arm so it curved
22:57:00 <Mew> kids take their snapbacks very srs
22:57:00 <Bastardly_One> My isn't ... thank fuck
22:57:00 <Bastardly_One> My last DC lasted for years
22:57:00 <The_Baron> I don't wear hats
22:57:00 <The_Baron> beanies maybe
22:57:00 <The_Baron> hats, nah
22:57:00 <Mew> http://www.culturekings.com.au/headwear.html
22:57:00 <The_Baron> I look like a complete nob with a cap on
22:58:00 <simba> me 2
22:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to when I have hair
22:58:00 <Excessive> o clipin the thing in n around ur belt link on yah pants
22:58:00 <Excessive> +p
22:58:00 <Bastardly_One> and you've seen me in a cap The_Baron
22:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I look a bit shit
22:58:00 <Mew> http://www.culturekings.com.au/catalog/product/view/id/199035/s/carre-ball-so-hard-beanie-black/category/3/
22:58:00 <The_Baron> wtf
22:58:00 <The_Baron> 120 bucks for a fucking cap?
22:59:00 <The_Baron> are these the same kind of people who bought the 180 dollar Kanye cotton white T-shirts?
22:59:00 <simba> yed
22:59:00 <simba> these are the people who buy music festival tickets without seeing the line up
22:59:00 <The_Baron> holy fuck
22:59:00 <simba> so they can go there and check in on facebook so people know theyre there
22:59:00 <Mew> thats $29.95 you blind man
22:59:00 <The_Baron> there's caps here for 299 bucks
23:00:00 <The_Baron> no it isn't
23:00:00 <The_Baron> the top caps here are 49.95
23:00:00 <The_Baron> then it goes to 120
23:00:00 <The_Baron> then 299 for custom bs
23:00:00 <The_Baron> http://www.culturekings.com.au/catalog/product/view/id/198902/s/culture-kings-custom-june-custom-obey-drop-navy-suicidal-2/category/3/
23:01:00 <The_Baron> see. this one says 120.00
23:01:00 <Bastardly_One> I was bored but ... $3 cap bitches
23:01:00 <Mew> that beanie i linked is $29.95 ._.
23:01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10245378_10152339233063104_4405291014702577427_n.jpg?oh=0a61c1b7647c28e4a0abc085dc897bd6&oe=542657AE&__gda__=1412398106_35a6bfc6f5bb16a9e8841f1d79ca82c6
23:01:00 <Bastardly_One> that cap cost me a whole $3
23:01:00 <The_Baron> most I ever paid for headgear was 35 bucks for a Rusty Tuesday Beanie
23:01:00 <The_Baron> those are pretty cool
23:02:00 <Bastardly_One> Obey is the most ironic brand name ever
23:02:00 <The_Baron> fuck that hipster shit
23:02:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1560488_10152176332358104_1168294456_n.jpg
23:03:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a counter pic to the Obey brand
23:03:00 <The_Baron> http://www.surfstitch.com/product/rusty-tuesday-beanie-black
23:03:00 <The_Baron> I should get another one methinks
23:03:00 <The_Baron> hahaha blah!
23:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the best and I mean BEST South Park cap
23:03:00 <Bastardly_One> and lost it and dont know where
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> was maroon and cartman
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> and screw YOU!
23:04:00 <Excessive> http://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/adjustable-unisex-without-visor-ripstop-cotton_223591179/showimage.html
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> the whole hippy joke thing he does
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I really don't like wearing caps/hats/beanines
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> but with I am too lazy to do my head I need one
23:05:00 <The_Baron> balaclava beanies are great when u live in a cold climate
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> and confronting
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show you something I used to use for warmth
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> will take me a sec to get the pic
23:06:00 <The_Baron> I actually wore that tuesday beanie with the frowny face side when Tokin Blackman died
23:06:00 <The_Baron> had a t-shirt with RIP Token Blackman on it too
23:06:00 <Bastardly_One> I want a beard beanie
23:06:00 <The_Baron> those are cool
23:06:00 <The_Baron> but prolly make my actual beard itch
23:07:00 <Bastardly_One> this is what I used to wear
23:07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://b.pca3.fubar.com/42/41/661424/2352608358.jpg
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> would be fun walking around Balaclava and St Kilda in that
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> with a hood on
23:08:00 <The_Baron> see how quickly u get pulled up
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I did
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps
23:08:00 <The_Baron> I got tackled by K-Mart security accidentally walking in with a balaclava on
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> to the point alost every cop at the St Kilda cops
23:09:00 <spookyfingers> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10402854_866461613381983_5093134968437867199_n.jpg
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> knew me by my first name
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss that half mask
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what it really is right?
23:09:00 <spookyfingers> u walked around with that mask
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> yep I did
23:09:00 <spookyfingers> like in public
23:09:00 <spookyfingers> lol choice
23:09:00 <spookyfingers> crazy fuck
23:10:00 <spookyfingers> REP HOODS FOREVER
23:10:00 <spookyfingers> !
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> and glad no-one took notice of the background
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd of noticed an Andrew WK thing
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> how embarrassing
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a ticket to his gig on the wall
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> kill me
23:10:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
23:11:00 <The_Baron> coulda been worse
23:11:00 <The_Baron> like Billy Joel
23:11:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> heard some of his shit?
23:11:00 <The_Baron> yeah I saw him at the lillypad at BDO
23:11:00 <spookyfingers> oh yeah
23:11:00 <The_Baron> he's anecdotes are better than his songs
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember my best friend and I were so bored and stoned and wanting to go out that night
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> and we thought that'd be the biggest laugh
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was ... the first tour he did
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> hilarous
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> was like metal aerobics
23:12:00 <The_Baron> his*
23:12:00 <spookyfingers> i um, dunno who andrew wk is
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> for 45 mins
23:12:00 <The_Baron> Andrew WK is like Elton John on crack cocaine
23:12:00 <spookyfingers> needa peepee
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll show ya Panda
23:12:00 <spookyfingers> LOL
23:12:00 <The_Baron> I dunno how else to describe it personally
23:12:00 <spookyfingers> k
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up then
23:12:00 <spookyfingers> kk
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is ... epic
23:12:00 <Picard> night peoples
23:13:00 <Bastardly_One> wait til you see which one I pick The_Baron
23:13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:13:00 <Bastardly_One> and he is like elton john on coke
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLO?
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> youtube
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's you I'm looking for
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking load cunt!
23:14:00 <spookyfingers> eheh
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> wb
23:14:00 <spookyfingers> ty
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> and hang on
23:14:00 <The_Baron> I can see it in your emoticon, I can see it in your desktop, so long I seen the blue screen...ooffff deaaatthh
23:14:00 <spookyfingers> k
23:14:00 <Defunct> ... and do you know what 'the world' is to me? Shall I show it to you in my mirror? This world: a monster of energy, without begining and without end. A firm iron magnitude of a force which doesn't expend itself, but only transforms itself
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> you are fucking kidding
23:15:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry the fuck up
23:15:00 <Defunct> as a play of forces and waves of forces
23:16:00 <spookyfingers> mm taken two vals
23:16:00 <spookyfingers> hope i can get back to sleep for several hrs
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> oh when youtube works then
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> this will make you laugh
23:16:00 <spookyfingers> lol all good
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZyhB1-Yb4U
23:17:00 <The_Baron> I remember best description I ever read about the universe and existence was in Kurt Vonneguts Palm Sunday "the universe is like 2 pounds of shit fitting into a one pound bag.."
23:17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Andrew W.K. - She is Beautiful (Mar 5, 2007) 3:48 - Category: Music - 3,069,112 - 12,407 likes (97.6%), 306 dislikes (2.4%)
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> lyrical genius
23:17:00 <The_Baron> hahaha oh god
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't he The_Baron
23:17:00 <Defunct> and not something which may be 'empty' here or there, but rather as a force throughout. At the same time increasing here as it is decreasing there
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> sing it!
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> could of been worse
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> could of been Party Hard
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> Party Til You Puke
23:17:00 <Defunct> could have
23:18:00 <The_Baron> how the fuck did a Andrew WK song get 3 million plays?
23:18:00 <spookyfingers> hah cool yeah ino this
23:18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I fuck of and have up all the time Defunct
23:18:00 <Bastardly_One> you have to admit though
23:19:00 <Bastardly_One> that album ... it is hilarious
23:19:00 <The_Baron> it is
23:19:00 <The_Baron> but not enough to actually pay for it
23:19:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't
23:19:00 <Bastardly_One> but you know the piano is usually just one or two notes max
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> the next track is one piano note throughout
23:20:00 <The_Baron> yeah bloody simple chord structures
23:20:00 <The_Baron> the key to catchy bs
23:20:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zlUxZjNh3A
23:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Venetian Snares - My Love Is A Bulldozer (Date not found) 5:09 - Category: Music - 4,186 - 50 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:20:00 <The_Baron> this is the track from the album I have been waiting for years to hear
23:20:00 <The_Baron> cunt took his time
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg
23:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Andrew W.K. - Party Hard (Jun 16, 2009) 3:26 - Category: Music - 6,677,380 - 26,356 likes (94.7%), 1,474 dislikes (5.3%)
23:21:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
23:21:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
23:21:00 <Bastardly_One> the start of this clip
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> with his face cut up
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> you know that album cover he got someone to hit him with a brick?
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit ... until his nose was fucked
23:22:00 <The_Baron> I didn't know
23:23:00 <The_Baron> but sounds like something that spaz would do
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he was told to use pigs blood by some artist/photographer friend
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> and he refused and nagged him into smashing his nose with a brick
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> until it was real
23:24:00 <The_Baron> I woulda liked that job
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and his eyes look like it's real when you know that
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I'd of loved it
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> he wouldn't of lived though
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen the clip where he's on american tv
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> doing the weather?
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:24:00 <The_Baron> though there is one artist I know who bleeds every performance
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking nut
23:25:00 <The_Baron> Lukas Abella aka Justice Yeldham aka DJ Smallcock
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> this is my favourite of his
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> lyrically I think it's awesome
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> in a way I wish I wrote it
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlBnJ0egT_4
23:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ready To Die - Andrew WK ((with Lyrics)) (Jul 7, 2009) 2:56 - Category: Music - 527,313 - 4,870 likes (98.5%), 76 dislikes (1.5%)
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> there's that cover too
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> if you look at the eyes it does look like that story he tells is real
23:26:00 <The_Baron> jesus christ
23:26:00 <The_Baron> he's a brony?!
23:26:00 <The_Baron> that explains a lot!
23:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I just can't believe he got the drummer from ... which band is that drummer from?
23:27:00 <The_Baron> I got no idea
23:28:00 <The_Baron> I aint a WK fan, I just seen him once at the lillypad after a group called Bogans On Acid
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> that tours with him ... Obituary or someone decent
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> Miming seems retarded
23:28:00 <The_Baron> because it's french?
23:28:00 <Excessive> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2vdgne8&s=8#.U6GUAtQz7Mo
23:29:00 <Skirmish> *comes back to the channel*
23:30:00 <Bastardly_One> actually ... you're wrong because he comes from ... (how shit is this song?) ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOnBFSHHEu0
23:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "I Love NYC" by Andrew W.K. (Date not found) 4:50 - Category: Music - 16,631 - 84 likes (97.7%), 2 dislikes (2.3%)
23:30:00 <Skirmish> Fuck you Bastardly_One you half ops fuck. Don't let a little bit of power go to your head.
23:30:00 <The_Baron> lol
23:30:00 <Bastardly_One> not as much as you do you boring twat
23:30:00 <Bastardly_One> provoke and find out what happens
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> after a while when I get tired of it
23:31:00 <The_Baron> his mummy says he can only ban people for 1 hour
23:31:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna bet?
23:31:00 <Bastardly_One> she said I can ban longer
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, I better double check that
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I can ... look out!
23:33:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
23:34:00 <The_Baron> but without chris or beagle
23:34:00 <The_Baron> who is worth banning?
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I was checking a noteop rather than ability
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> who long have you got?
23:34:00 <Skirmish> Know why you only get a % symbol? Because you're only a percentage of a real man.
23:34:00 <Skirmish> They would give Pieter @ before giving it to you.
23:34:00 <Bastardly_One> would explain why you don't have any at all wouldn't it?
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> actually it's done the way it should be
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> half/trial
23:35:00 <Skirmish> I don't need symbols beside my nick to validate myself.
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on who runs the particular channel
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh don't we fucking know it
23:35:00 <The_Baron> I'm self indulgent and uncaring to the plight of others
23:35:00 <Bastardly_One> you love projecting your boring on to others
23:35:00 <The_Baron> why aren't i an op?
23:35:00 <Skirmish> You think this is a trial for you to get full ops?
23:35:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:36:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't give a fuck one way or the other
23:36:00 <Bastardly_One> and tbh I was given a specific job to do
23:36:00 <Skirmish> I bet you'd let Longie cum on your face if it meant you got ops.
23:36:00 <Skirmish> I think you'd let him do you in the bum.
23:36:00 <Bastardly_One> ftr idiot
23:36:00 <Maurice> Thats how I got ops
23:37:00 <Doodle> i'm still working on it
23:37:00 <Bastardly_One> when I was ops in here he gave them to me at 120 the second day I was here
23:37:00 <Bastardly_One> so, try again
23:37:00 <The_Baron> come on now
23:37:00 <Skirmish> Stop living in the past when you may have suited a DC cap.
23:37:00 <The_Baron> no one actually cares about ops on a austnet chan
23:37:00 <The_Baron> even if it is the biggest one
23:37:00 <Bastardly_One> Longie is one of the first people I made "friends" with on this network ... exactly The_Baron
23:38:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently it's got a lot of panties in a twist though
23:38:00 <Skirmish> Longie said you're easily one of the most annoying cunts he's ever met and he'd love to smash you with his pool cue.
23:38:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
23:38:00 <The_Baron> did Longie go on about his l33t combat training
23:38:00 <The_Baron> how he is like a kick boxing god
23:38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:38:00 <Bastardly_One> when I met him he was sick actually
23:39:00 <The_Baron> like actual sick?
23:39:00 <The_Baron> or fully sik?
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got lung shit happening too
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> sick as in ill
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> looked like a ghost
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I big gigantic ghost
23:39:00 <Skirmish> I am a better friend than ALL of you guys put together when it comes to my man Longwardo. I road tested his ex to confirm it was a great choice getting rid of her.
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> 1 big*
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuking tall as
23:39:00 <Skirmish> None of you would go to those lengths for a mate.
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> which ex?
23:40:00 <The_Baron> I've fucked 2 friends sisters
23:40:00 <faux> GO THE BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
23:40:00 <Serenity> i bet it was black hole ruth
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> he's had a billion and one of them
23:40:00 <The_Baron> check mate
23:40:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:40:00 <Serenity> YAY FAUX
23:40:00 <Skirmish> Serenity lol
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yes!
23:40:00 <faux> :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> it was
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> she told me
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right
23:40:00 <Skirmish> faux: 7 years to go and then it's even again!
23:40:00 <Serenity> of course she did
23:40:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously Skirmish
23:40:00 <Doodle> did it even touch the sides
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> it still works?
23:40:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10491075_10202975065390886_6561898566092741246_n.jpg
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> it should of shivelled up and fell off
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> she seems settled and content now with the bubba and shit
23:41:00 <Serenity> until she finds someone else to fuck
23:41:00 <Skirmish> I have develops a hardened shell over the exterior of my penis due to excessive use.
23:41:00 <The_Baron> so did the baby touch the sides?
23:42:00 <Skirmish> Must have protected me.
23:42:00 <Serenity> wonder if tabz is still glined
23:42:00 <Doodle> lol tabz
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow tabz
23:42:00 <Doodle> maroubra beach m8
23:42:00 <Serenity> thats who she cheated on longie with
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon he might be chris's twin
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that cunt was a nasty piece of work
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
23:42:00 <Skirmish> She made up a sob story that he raped her.
23:42:00 <Doodle> he got her vagoo all sandy
23:42:00 <Serenity> he didnt rape her
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuk she must be as diseased as him then
23:43:00 <Serenity> shes just a filthy whote
23:43:00 <Serenity> whore
23:43:00 <Skirmish> Of course he didn't.
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus christ ... tabz?
23:43:00 <Serenity> seems to be the calling card of irc sluts actually
23:43:00 <Serenity> sleep with people
23:43:00 <Serenity> OH HE RAPED ME
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> just let me take that in ...
23:43:00 <Doodle> thats what she said Bastardly_One
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> who would have the guts to go near him without backup
23:43:00 <Skirmish> B1 is fapping.
23:43:00 <Skirmish> feral dc cap wearing geriatric.
23:44:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sokdL-0iV9s
23:44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BODY COUNT - Talk S**t, Get Shot (Official Music Video) (Date not found) 5:32 - Category: Music - 443,221 - 6,968 likes (93.8%), 463 dislikes (6.2%)
23:44:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I can't believe even in her whore days she'd go near such a psychopath
23:44:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt was seriously needing locking up
23:44:00 <Serenity> you're way too invested lol
23:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I am considering a run in I had with him
23:45:00 <Bastardly_One> he harrassed me offline for a good part of a year
23:45:00 <Skirmish> Is it upsetting to know that this guy you're talking down about has got more than you?
23:45:00 <Serenity> hes still upset she never hit on him
23:45:00 <Serenity> lol
23:45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... if only that was true ... she finally gave up
23:45:00 <Bastardly_One> and no Skirmish
23:45:00 <Skirmish> Maybe B1 would score more if he stopped using roll on old spice.
23:46:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone gets more than I do
23:46:00 <milk> http://37.media.tumblr.com/ebb5bdd01b1b4f3c11916d5ed8782645/tumblr_my9p5gtSwc1req6dwo1_400.jpg
23:46:00 <Bastardly_One> brute
23:46:00 <Bastardly_One> who uses old spice?
23:46:00 <Skirmish> No e.
23:46:00 <Skirmish> Old man in a can.
23:46:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
23:46:00 <The_Baron> some jehovas witness came round the other day to drop off a watch tower, he was an old dude who smelled like leather and old spice
23:46:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the fake Jazz actually
23:46:00 <Bastardly_One> Joop
23:46:00 <Serenity> [9:45pm] <%Bastardly_One> lol ... if only that was true ... she finally gave up
23:47:00 <Serenity> dude you were literally going on the other day how it was shocking she never hit on you
23:47:00 <Serenity> which one is it
23:47:00 <The_Baron> it's the kinda smell that reminds u of accidentally walking into a R.M Williams storefront
23:47:00 <Skirmish> B1 checking out everyones links.
23:47:00 <Skirmish> http://www.quickmeme.com/img/c8/c8c0e7eeed7371de563bb0e70f645d65f6f2dff70b11bda15803ef7baabbf007.jpg
23:47:00 <Bastardly_One> she did for a while until she realised I wasn't an irc whore
23:47:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously who wasn't 10 yrs ago
23:48:00 <Skirmish> You are a terrible liar.
23:48:00 <Maurice> I wasn't
23:48:00 <Doodle> i wasnt
23:48:00 <Doodle> actually thats a lie
23:48:00 <Doodle> nm
23:48:00 <Skirmish> You should have a deep and meaningful with Mandyjane. You could find a lot of common ground I bet.
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> yes that is a lie
23:48:00 <Maurice> Doodle was doing it and doing it and stopping for a smoke
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that sesh_ cunt?
23:48:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that whore
23:49:00 <Doodle> and then doing it some more
23:49:00 <Doodle> lol b1
23:49:00 <Maurice> He used to just pop on down and do richie
23:49:00 <Doodle> then pop back up
23:49:00 <Skirmish> Doodle pounds the bitches so hard he lights smokes off the head generated by his thrusting.
23:49:00 <Doodle> doing a service
23:49:00 <Doodle> lol i dont smoke
23:49:00 <Doodle> well not ciggies
23:50:00 <The_Baron> not even spin?
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine meets like back then now days
23:50:00 <Skirmish> Doodle knows how to pleasure a womans vagina so well he sticks a cone of weed in her mouth and gets high off her vagina.
23:50:00 <Doodle> spin?
23:50:00 <Doodle> lmao Skirmish
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> spin = tobacco in a mix
23:50:00 <The_Baron> tobacco in ur mull
23:50:00 <Doodle> oh yeah
23:50:00 <Doodle> i use it in mixes
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> then you smoke
23:50:00 <The_Baron> so by proxy
23:50:00 <The_Baron> u smoke
23:50:00 <Doodle> yes but not cigarettes
23:51:00 <Maurice> He smokes pole
23:51:00 <Doodle> not as well as you
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> silly question Doodle but I'll ask it
23:51:00 <Maurice> I've had more practise
23:51:00 <Maurice> You'll get there, keep at it
23:51:00 <Doodle> i'm not measuing it Bastardly_One
23:51:00 <The_Baron> as long as u understand ur addicted to tobbaco
23:51:00 <Doodle> r
23:51:00 <The_Baron> it's all good
23:51:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> do you crave a bong like at work? on a break or whatever?
23:51:00 <Doodle> only if its been a crap day
23:51:00 <Skirmish> Doodle came so hard in a girl once she had to have her pancreas removed due to severe bruising.
23:51:00 <Doodle> LOL shut up
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be the nicotine probably
23:52:00 <The_Baron> I smoke at work
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> just wondering
23:52:00 <Skirmish> I am actually enjoing myself thinking these up.
23:52:00 <The_Baron> who the fuck wouldn't?
23:52:00 <Doodle> yeah its probably nicotine more than anything
23:52:00 <Doodle> when i vape i get withdrawals from nicotine
23:52:00 <The_Baron> nothing like going to the lav and sparking up a pipe
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm bong addicted more than smoke addicted
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, speaking of vapes
23:52:00 <The_Baron> the act of smoking out of a bong is addictive
23:52:00 <Maurice> I think now I want a smoke
23:53:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me if you think this one is alright when I get the link
23:53:00 <Skirmish> I wish you'd find a support group B1.
23:53:00 <Serenity> i want one
23:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know too much about vaping
23:53:00 <Skirmish> IBSA. Go join.
23:53:00 <Bastardly_One> so I wanna know if it's worth it
23:53:00 <Bastardly_One> one sec
23:53:00 <Skirmish> Internet Bull Shitters Anonymous.
23:53:00 <Maurice> Internet BullShit Anon?
23:53:00 <Serenity> you weird eastern staters and your using spin
23:53:00 <Maurice> OH FUCK
23:53:00 <Maurice> GO ME
23:53:00 <Doodle> just get a magic flight box
23:54:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.whiterhinoproducts.com/pages/trifecta-portable-vaporizer
23:54:00 <The_Baron> the rolls royce of vapes is really the Volcano
23:54:00 <Maurice> That was typed at the exact same time by my screen
23:54:00 <The_Baron> as long as u use the small bags
23:54:00 <spookyfingers> hah trapped a fly
23:54:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds worth it but the price a Off Ya Tree is expensive
23:54:00 <spookyfingers> silly fly
23:54:00 <Bastardly_One> for the Trifecta
23:54:00 <spookyfingers> couldnt get to sleep :/
23:54:00 <Serenity> Maurice never hit on me
23:54:00 <Serenity> oh wait yes she did
23:54:00 <Doodle> eh i dunno mine looks nothing like that
23:54:00 <Bastardly_One> read on it
23:55:00 <Skirmish> [10:22pm] <Bastardly_One> strangely in all the years I've known her I don't think she's hit on me <------ Not that I want to bring the conversation backwards .... but hey dickhead. Say what?
23:55:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I wanted to know
23:55:00 <The_Baron> portable vapes like that are good
23:55:00 <Doodle> http://www.magic-flight.com/
23:55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and then I got thinking she has at least tried in pm in the late 90s
23:56:00 <spookyfingers> bring the conversation backwards
23:56:00 <spookyfingers> say what?
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah The_Baron but that is an expensive one
23:56:00 <Skirmish> How old was she in the late 90's? 16?
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> lowest I've seen it online is $120
23:56:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, the cheap ones are terrible
23:56:00 <The_Baron> usually chinese made and break within 3 months
23:56:00 <The_Baron> if ur gonna get a vape, invest in a good one
23:56:00 <Bastardly_One> shit man about that Skirmish ...
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> same with Chelle
23:57:00 <The_Baron> Chelle is like a 2 drink minimum kinda gal
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> both run the fuck away in an instant from my point of view
23:57:00 <The_Baron> and that's being generous
23:57:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> if you were the right age ... go for it
23:57:00 <Bastardly_One> even chelle
23:58:00 <spookyfingers> im wonderin if ill meet another cool chick at the movies today
23:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've always been old ... and morals when it comes to that kind of shit
23:58:00 <spookyfingers> last time i went on my own it was only me n this nice chick in the cinema!
23:58:00 <Skirmish> So you were the slightly less old but still much older bloke getting hit on by these underage girls?
23:58:00 <spookyfingers> gonna see THE ROVER ay b1
23:58:00 <The_Baron> fuck it costs 400 bucks for a basic volcano vape
23:58:00 <The_Baron> shame
23:58:00 <The_Baron> they really are the best
23:58:00 <The_Baron> they got temp control on them
23:58:00 <Bastardly_One> ah sweet panda ... should be alright
23:58:00 <The_Baron> which means u can use it for extraction as well
23:59:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, least I didn't do stuff about it like an old op in here who was older than I
23:59:00 <The_Baron> I remember when one of the ops on teens was a 50 yo
23:59:00 <The_Baron> that Rachel chick
23:59:00 <The_Baron> dunno if she ever came on melbourne though
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