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00:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X5_XxIU54k
00:00 <simba> FROM LA TO TOKYO
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 - I Remember (Original Version) - IN HD - (Jul 21, 2009) 10:03 - Category: Music - 620,146 views - 3,300 likes (97.1%), 99 dislikes (2.9%)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually deadmau5 and Kaskade
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the chick singing does Kaskade vocals
00:00 <simba> 10 minute fucken track
01:00 <The_Baron> the drugs must be THAT good
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah with too long a drum track
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until it starts
01:00 <Zade> i prefer adam k and soha
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's lush as fuck
01:00 <The_Baron> man, I produce psytrance lately
01:00 <The_Baron> 8-13 min tracks seem to be the norm
01:00 <The_Baron> but my god, acid does last a long time
02:00 <Bastardly_One> killed her
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yes!
02:00 <The_Baron> why do I hate female vocals on house music so much?
02:00 <The_Baron> I tried to not be such a chauvinist
02:00 <The_Baron> but I can't help it
02:00 <The_Baron> :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I find his ones the ones that work to me 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> except one that is fucking shocking
03:00 <The_Baron> I do like the actual chord progression though
03:00 <simba> this one is OK..!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlKrelkKrQ8
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 SOFI needs a ladder LIVE @ Earls Court London, UK (Jan 20, 2011) 6:48 - Category: Entertainment - 442,249 views - 3,092 likes (99%), 30 dislikes (1%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> this I hate
03:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FAbSG_2Qnc
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Teknoist-Hippy Killer(Guitar By Igorrr and Vocals By Passenger Of Shit) (Date not found) 5:04 - Category: Music - 1,278 views - 31 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:00 <The_Baron> have a listen to this
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Sofi can fuck right off and die
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I still dunno what this song is 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> when you consider the style it's not really deadmau5
04:00 <The_Baron> does he really have a style?
04:00 <The_Baron> he seems to do whatever
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah "alt" house if you ask me
04:00 <Bastardly_One> if you had to put a name on it
04:00 <simba> tank alligator haha
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah he does hey?
04:00 <The_Baron> simba, it's a mega track
04:00 <The_Baron> really gets the blood pumping
05:00 <The_Baron> HIPPY KILLER
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... PoS are ... interesting
05:00 <The_Baron> he only did the vocals
05:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, he is an ...interesting..person
06:00 <The_Baron> quite effective mixing the hardcore industrial with the guitars like that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
06:00 <The_Baron> I should be playing with PoS by the end of the year actuallyh
06:00 <The_Baron> depends if I can get my arse to melbourne or not for the breakcore picnic
07:00 <The_Baron> though it would be nice to go down to melb again
08:00 <The_Baron> gold coast is balls
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so is where I live
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the shits with almost the enitre world at the moment
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they all brought it on though :P
11:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so much for the friend I made at school
12:00 <Bastardly_One> stupid fucking bitch
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and the two I like within reach are fucking just as fucked
12:00 <The_Baron> why not move?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like where? nothing changes it just costs more
14:00 <The_Baron> mm true
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Christ!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I just noticed on FB right
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the resemblence between a mother and daughter
14:00 <Saemon> are you talkin about the friend who looks sorta like Serenity, Bastardly_One?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the daughter is a good friend and I flirt with her mother
14:00 <Bastardly_One> am I projecting on to the mother?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Serenity> get fucked his friend looks nothing like me you spastic
15:00 <Bastardly_One> was friend ... her attitude sucks fucking arse
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and wow! @ the Sheamus and Cesaro match
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that was good shit
16:00 <Saemon> sorry sez thats the only i can come up with for him to know who i'm talkin about, cause i discussed it with him a while ago
16:00 <Saemon> the only thing*
16:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks nothing like her 
16:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One wat happened?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> none of your business
16:00 <Saemon> back then you were full of praise about her
16:00 <Saemon> ok im just offering an understanding ear if you want to unburden your problems
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bored
18:00 <BlackDevil> josh
18:00 <BlackDevil> mate
18:00 <BlackDevil> its the moon
18:00 <BlackDevil> on the moon
18:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
18:00 <BlackDevil> didnt take me 10 mins mate
18:00 <The_Baron> I'm kinda bored too
18:00 <Serenity> how many drugs do you do BlackDevil
18:00 <BlackDevil> couple
19:00 <The_Baron> he injekts 5 whole marajeewanas
19:00 <A> drugzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
19:00 <The_Baron> and drunks terpeentyne
19:00 <The_Baron> he is chops much offly
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna say something then I'll be fine
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking people ... stupid cunts should all be exterminated
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
20:00 <A> stop ragin ol dude
20:00 <Serenity> calm down lady
21:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity
21:00 <BlackDevil> this picture mate https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10151845_676564232402791_1230177395_n.jpg
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that always makes me laugh "calm down lady"
21:00 <BlackDevil> sorry its PandasDontDrive
21:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One that's quite misanthropic of you
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well people suck ... so ... there ... or something
22:00 <The_Baron> I can't really disagree
22:00 <The_Baron> nor can I fully agree either
22:00 <simba> r u fucken strayan mate
22:00 <A> it's u
22:00 <A> not ne 1 else
22:00 <A> doin it to urself
22:00 <The_Baron> just saw that link
22:00 <The_Baron> there's a moon in the background
22:00 <The_Baron> 10 seconds 
23:00 <The_Baron> booyah!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, until you can type in legible english
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and are doing perfectly fine yourself
24:00 <Bastardly_One> hush
24:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
24:00 <A> I can, but don't wannh
24:00 <A> +a
25:00 <Saemon> man its always weird hearing an australian speaking right after you hear american speaking
26:00 <Saemon> like when a american news/tv show is interviewing an australian
26:00 <Saemon> and you see right away the difference of accents between the american host and the australian being interviewed
26:00 <Saemon> we sound so stupid
26:00 <Mew> Saemon the join thing is fixed in #cats now
26:00 <Mew> btw
26:00 <Saemon> our accent sucks
26:00 <A> aaaaaaaaaaaaand ppl in the wrong places ............. tend to rage n blame every 1 else but themselves ......... not really their fault if u went n broke it all down and realised that they're under the control of ........... ye ......... like I said heaps of times ......... those that they support
26:00 <Saemon> nah mew i dont wanna risk it again
27:00 <simba> nah, you listen to too much american bullshit. they are the ones who sound retarded
27:00 <Saemon> why do ppl get z-lined when they join #cats?
27:00 <Mew> Student just joined..
27:00 <simba> because #cats is for faggets
27:00 <Mew> its fixed
27:00 <Student> i am not sure if it is fixed
28:00 <Serenity> listen to simba
28:00 <Student> there could be another reason i have not banned or z-lined to be exact
28:00 <Shadowgate> please be funny at 12am lol
28:00 <simba> oh theyre all flooding in now
28:00 <Mew> nuh
28:00 <Saemon> well thanks for informing me Mew, even though i wasnt even asking for it.
28:00 <Shadowgate> Mew you typed at 12 am lol
28:00 <Mew> lmao!!!!!
28:00 <Shadowgate> it killed of laughter
28:00 <Saemon> i appreciate the gesture
28:00 <beehhh> Maurice did that bloke survive whose car smashed into a tree yesterday
28:00 <Saemon> but i am not going to join cats because i belong here
28:00 <Saemon> not there
29:00 <Saemon> i am a regular here
29:00 <beehhh> Maurice did that bloke survive whose car smashed into a tree yesterday
29:00 <The_Baron> oh I got a joke
29:00 <The_Baron> it isn't funny
29:00 <The_Baron> but here goes
29:00 <beehhh> 23 n broken legs
29:00 <The_Baron> did you hear about the school kidnapping?
29:00 <simba> yes
29:00 <beehhh> lots of idiot in perth
29:00 <The_Baron> it's alright, he woke up
29:00 <The_Baron> :P
29:00 <Mew> did he have a late night?
29:00 <simba> brilliant
30:00 <beehhh> Mew suppose to be a robot
30:00 <The_Baron> did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus ... took me a sec
30:00 <Saemon> well it won't be confusing if you type that sentence as 'did you hear about the schoolkid napping?'
30:00 <The_Baron> don't go spreading it around
30:00 <beehhh> little girl missing her daddy after the horrific plane crash
30:00 <The_Baron> :P
30:00 <Saemon> you got to be specific
30:00 <beehhh> i met him in melb cbd
30:00 <beehhh> he was on starwars shell
31:00 <beehhh> with young son
31:00 <The_Baron> what's the difference between your mum and a bowling ball, Saemon?
31:00 <Serenity> you can fit more than threee fingers in his mum,?
32:00 <The_Baron> I'm bored so I am telling crap jokes
32:00 <The_Baron> how do you brush dandruff off a cunt?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hey simba
32:00 <Saemon> you're my court monkey for my entertainment The_Baron
32:00 <Bastardly_One> are the chairs in wwe real?
32:00 <simba> IDK
32:00 <beehhh> contacted london they accepted me
32:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon whats the difference between 2 dicks and a joke?
32:00 <simba> prob not
32:00 <beehhh> over the uni web chat
32:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you don't remember this morning
32:00 <simba> the rock was totally hitting shamrocks shoulder in that video tho
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky you
32:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant take a joke
32:00 <simba> i do
32:00 <Saemon> its made from aluminim
33:00 <Saemon> not steel
33:00 <simba> we didnt really find out what the chairs are made of tho
33:00 <Saemon> thats why it dents so easily
33:00 <simba> PROVE IT
33:00 <Saemon> and it makes such a loud noise upon impact
33:00 <The_Baron> it prolly is aluminium though
33:00 <beehhh> guy sets himself on alite what am i suppose to do
33:00 <Saemon> i cant prove it, its my hyposition 
33:00 <The_Baron> it sure crumples like thin aluminium
33:00 <simba> your what?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> they're supposedly aluminium
34:00 <beehhh> the day simba will have an op when earth will have two moons
34:00 <Bastardly_One> simba and I wanted direct proof though
34:00 <The_Baron> I think he meant hypothesis
34:00 <Saemon> its my theory
34:00 <The_Baron> but failed
34:00 <The_Baron> see
34:00 <simba> your inference
34:00 <The_Baron> no need to exrapolate 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and you'll like Paypack
35:00 <The_Baron> nor must we pontificate further
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the first match is great
35:00 <simba> a few people were saying how chair shots to the head are banned now you must block them with your hands, is that what happens now in the WWE
35:00 <simba> no  clear head shots any more
35:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i havent seen it yet
35:00 <Bastardly_One> second match someone quits
35:00 <Serenity> http://wwearena.4t.com/custom2.html
35:00 <Saemon> dont spoil it
35:00 <Saemon> plz
35:00 <simba> spoil everything 
35:00 <simba> asap
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah  I read that Serenity but tells you shit really
35:00 <Saemon> simba not even that happens anymore
35:00 <Saemon> chairshots to the head, blocked or not
35:00 <Bastardly_One> guess who quits on who?
36:00 <Saemon> are completely no existant now
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I said guess!
36:00 <Saemon> non-existant*
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Cody Rhodes loses again
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and quits on Goldust
36:00 <Saemon> SHUTTY!!1
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooops!
36:00 <simba> what about the crazy cunts who used barbed wire, ill be pissed if that was plastic shit too
36:00 <simba> Everything Is A Lie
36:00 <beehhh> hobert is many times better than perth
36:00 <Saemon> nah thats actually real
36:00 <beehhh> farth
36:00 <Saemon> barbed wire aand thumbtacks
37:00 <Saemon> those are the 2 things that they cant fake
37:00 <simba> Saemon u should watch the louis theroux doco on wrestling to see how retarded those guys are
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking told you last night
37:00 <The_Baron> barbed wire can be faked
37:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all parlour tricks 
37:00 <simba> and he goes and gets trained by some WCW trainer its funey
37:00 <Saemon> so they try to lessen its usage, as u can see with most barbed wire matches they arent used to its full potential
37:00 <The_Baron> anything can be faked
37:00 <Saemon> yeah simba ive seen that
37:00 <Saemon> so sad
37:00 <Bastardly_One> bascially it's like magicians
37:00 <Mew> Bad News Barrett beats Rob Van Dam
37:00 <Mew> ?
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <Saemon> this old guy who ised to wrestle for WWF
37:00 <Bastardly_One> what you are seeing is 
37:00 <beehhh> should i add extra 4gb ram to my new laptop are they worth having them?
37:00 <simba> illusions
37:00 <Saemon> he was still waiting for a call back
37:00 <Saemon> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not up to that yet Mew :P
38:00 <Bastardly_One> give me half an hour
38:00 <Mew> oh haha
38:00 <milk> wanna hear a fucken classic?
38:00 <Saemon> but thing is, i dont care about those wannabes in the documentary simba
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm afraid I've got some bad news
38:00 <Saemon> what i am a fan of is the real deals who've made it
38:00 <Saemon> like stone cold, the rock, etc
38:00 <simba> id argue they are the real deals lol
38:00 <simba> theyre not actors
38:00 <simba> theyre just genuine nutters
38:00 <milk> Tony Jones just took over the Australian Government and ordered chinese suicide needlers to attack me
38:00 <Saemon> ok bad choice of words
38:00 <beehhh> canada is more natural than i thought
38:00 <Saemon> i am a fan of the famous ones in WWE
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they're muscular ACTORS
39:00 <beehhh> people are also nicer
39:00 <Saemon> not the nobodies wrestling in bakcyards
39:00 <Bastardly_One> sports ENTERTAINMENT
39:00 <simba> ur a fan of the hollywood glitz and glamour
39:00 <Saemon> emma
39:00 <Saemon> she is from melbourne
39:00 <Saemon> anyone here know her?
39:00 <milk> media people are such bimbos
39:00 <simba> yea im emma
39:00 <Bastardly_One> don't insult Melbourne like that
39:00 <Saemon> shes currently a wrestler in the wwe
39:00 <Saemon> womens division
39:00 <Bastardly_One> she's a fucking stupid bitch that needs a kick in the cunt
39:00 <Bastardly_One> to make sure no little emmas happen
39:00 <Saemon> lol
40:00 <Saemon> dooo du, doo du du du du, doooooo du
40:00 <milk> well I guess that Tony Jones is assuming the Chinese are not still an Empire with a royal family that allocates human resources for their own purpose
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so wanna know who wins the US Champ?
40:00 <Saemon> no
40:00 <Saemon> plz
40:00 <Saemon> i told u i havent seen it yet 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Sheamus
40:00 <simba> king kong bundy
41:00 <Bastardly_One> after a Cesaro swing
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he still win
41:00 <Bastardly_One> s
41:00 <Saemon> wth
41:00 <Saemon> i thought they are gona push cesaro
41:00 <Bastardly_One> straight out after a swing
41:00 <Saemon> fucken sheamus is budddies with hhh thats why
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he comes up and rolls cesaro into a pin
41:00 <Saemon> fucken backstage politics
41:00 <milk> Communist China, destroying the decadent West at the behest of Tony Jones
41:00 <beehhh> i blend celery into my shake
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ok, I'll tell you who wins the next match
41:00 <Bastardly_One> am I mean?
42:00 <The_Baron> I think ima crash out
42:00 <The_Baron> night
42:00 <beehhh> added carrot apples and banana with almond, walnut and plum honey
42:00 <Saemon> mmm im gona make some popcorn
42:00 <milk> you people obvious understand how happy that Russian man was when I strategic bombed Moscow with counterfeit currency in the 1980s
42:00 <Saemon> how leon trotsky was killed
43:00 <Saemon> poor dude
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Rusev is on now
43:00 <Bastardly_One> poor Goldust
43:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks devo
43:00 <Bastardly_One> devastated
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
43:00 <Saemon> cunt got fucked up with an ice pick 
44:00 <simba> is that your hypostition
44:00 <milk> I'm serious, I couldn't fart audibly without a KGB mans permission in the 1980s
44:00 <Saemon> unceremonious end to a main figure of russia
44:00 <beehhh> i only drink soy milk
44:00 <simba> i wish you only drank draino
44:00 <Bastardly_One> who is rusev going against?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the lana shit goes on to long
45:00 <beehhh> http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PJTzLVc8tjk/TqblR6FvfbI/AAAAAAAAICE/oBmHIstcakU/s400/vsoy.jpg
45:00 <Saemon> one drink that ive never had before
45:00 <Saemon> is sake
45:00 <Mew> soy milk is rank
45:00 <fawks> It tastes like nutty chalk vom
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Jack Swagger
45:00 <Saemon> its only rank if you eat it warm mew
45:00 <fawks> Lalalalala it goes around the world
45:00 <milk> their Navy, the smallest arm of their defence forces, the bit they tacked on the side to look convincing was 5 million men strong. They had dedicated all resources to infantry invasion of Germany, there was absolutely no chance that nuclear were not going to be used in the conflict and the date was set
45:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
46:00 <Saemon> cool story milk
46:00 <fawks> Is milk for srs a bot
46:00 <fawks> I'm confused 
46:00 <Serenity> who the fuck is milk talking about
46:00 <Saemon> whens robocop gona turn up?
46:00 <beehhh> im lactose intolerence
46:00 <simba> i reckon it is
46:00 <simba> im lactose intolerence
46:00 <fawks> Lack toast and tolerant 
46:00 <milk> every single one of us was pinned down and utterly surrounded under siege
47:00 <simba> imagine if milk is this 78 year old war veteran
47:00 <fawks> I buy lactose free milk
47:00 <milk> the Soviets were experimenting on the effects of power drills on dolphins skulls, you know, to hone their technique for us
47:00 <fawks> Thstd mr dtory
47:00 <fawks> Yes
47:00 <Saemon> and he's senile which is why he's rambling on 
47:00 <beehhh> he would have the privilleged to stand next to the pm
47:00 <simba> thats my dory
47:00 <simba> - nemo
47:00 <fawks> Lmao
47:00 <Shadowgate> milk kills of laughter
47:00 <simba> i cant stand Shadowgate saying "kills people of laughter"
47:00 <fawks> lmao
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
48:00 <fawks> He's so funny
48:00 <Shadowgate> fawks lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Big E
48:00 <fawks> Hi shadow gate awwww
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell ya who wins Saemon
48:00 <milk> we had most of the USSR contained in Russia, but the seepage of inflitraitors and defectors had us utterly swamped anyway
48:00 <beehhh> he said norell my queen :/
48:00 <Shadowgate> lol fawks lol hahah
48:00 <milk> we were just waiting for it
48:00 <fawks> lol hahaha
48:00 <milk> I was kid
48:00 <Mew> big e big e big e cant u c
48:00 <fawks> Sometimes your words just hypnotise meeee
48:00 <Saemon> i like how in ww2, all the allies against the nazi's were united and friendly towards eachother
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew stop encouraging me :P
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'll tell you instead ok?
49:00 <Mew> just do it
49:00 <milk> I thought to myself, hmmm, nuclear flash and its on for everyone
49:00 <Saemon> i always enjoy listening to the stories of stranded allied troops behind enemy lines
49:00 <milk> well you know what kids are like
49:00 <Saemon> being helped by the french resistance
49:00 <fawks> I died laughing in NOTORIOUS where she was riding biggie
49:00 <milk> I thought there must be another way
49:00 <fawks> Rofl
49:00 <Saemon> with no aksing for any payments
49:00 <Saemon> it was an awesome time
49:00 <fawks> He was like a mountain on his back 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the first fight Rusev has ever had 
50:00 <milk> the one thing all these Russians coming after me were saying as spit in my face as I expunged them, was Decadent Capitalist Pig
50:00 <milk> I was 7 years old
50:00 <fawks> Ex sponged
50:00 <simba> id ride biggie
50:00 <Serenity> milk
50:00 <Serenity> shut up ffs
50:00 <beehhh> best dont eat anything
50:00 <milk> I wasnt going to make 8 unless I did something
50:00 <beehhh> eat my cum
50:00 <Saemon> i read somewhere that, there are times in history where the world wasnt as racist as compared to the 20/21st century
50:00 <Bastardly_One> WAIT FOR THE END OF THE MATCH
50:00 <fawks> I read somewhere that shut the fuck up
51:00 <milk> so I did a little poking around
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I AM GONNA DO IT IN CAPS SO SAEMON SEES
51:00 <Saemon> the blacks were treated normally as people
51:00 <Saemon> in the roman empire
51:00 <milk> turned out the Russians hadnt upgraded their printing presses
51:00 <Saemon> yet in 1960s america, they were slaves and got lynched
51:00 <fawks> Omg serenity pls
51:00 <milk> I mean
51:00 <beehhh> once i slap the pokie machine it delivers a good luck churn
51:00 <fawks> Rid us of these loobs
51:00 <fawks> Loons
51:00 <fawks> lolll
51:00 <fawks> Yay
51:00 <Saemon> sorry i will shut up.
52:00 <simba> hes a bit of an Atari that 1
52:00 <Maurice> Do we even know who hes talking to
52:00 <beehhh> alan is a good boy
52:00 <fawks> Nope
52:00 <ShadowLurker> himself usually
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon Big E is gonna win
52:00 <fawks> now semen go
52:00 <Saemon> nah i apologised and said i will shut up
52:00 <fawks> Yoire still typing 
53:00 <Serenity> wheres Bastardly_One
53:00 <fawks> Don't notice me you jizzfest
53:00 <Serenity> look at my pussy
53:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-a-kul.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10402841_10152052703352331_4526054517423590350_n.jpg
53:00 <beehhh> he and i used to shoot h together then chase all the islander tranny at stkilda had lots of fun
53:00 <Bastardly_One> RUSEV WINS
53:00 <Maurice> Your pussy needs trimming
53:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
53:00 <Mew> lmao
53:00 <ShadowLurker> that link just got clicked to the fuck
53:00 <Mew> junkie beehhh
53:00 <beehhh> he was only 17 in 2006
54:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up beehhh
54:00 <beehhh> he introduce me with theze
54:00 <fawks> Easy semen, don't reply duh
54:00 <milk> yep
54:00 <milk> thats why I like americans
54:00 <Mew> coooooooool
54:00 <beehhh> hi Mew
54:00 <Mew> cooooooooooooooooooool
54:00 <beehhh> whats in the fridge?
55:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <Maurice> Oh this is fun
55:00 <Mew> mainland tasty
55:00 <fawks> Do me next
55:00 <Maurice> Your frund in the frudge
55:00 <beehhh> coon or chadder
55:00 <fawks> chadder
55:00 <Mew> chadder
55:00 <Maurice> Damnit
55:00 <beehhh> i like the tripple brie
55:00 <Maurice> Beat me
55:00 <fawks> Lool
55:00 <Serenity> lolol
55:00 <beehhh> bit of blue dont mind with cracker
55:00 <fawks> The yahoo 7 app is being a cunt
56:00 <fawks> Maurice are up to date with the originals 
56:00 <Maurice> Nope
56:00 <Maurice> Still no to VD
56:00 <fawks> I have about 3 eps left
56:00 <Maurice> I have them all, just haven't watched
56:00 <fawks> Omg finish tvd you're going to die 
56:00 <beehhh> just had a beetroot sandwich with tuna flakes and nz cheese
56:00 <fawks> The finale is huge
56:00 <beehhh> i like them toasted thou
56:00 <fawks> Can I spoil it pls
56:00 <Serenity> ill toast your tranny balls in a minute
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeeeeeeeeeeeeees?
57:00 <Serenity> LOOK AT MY CAT
57:00 <Serenity> far out
57:00 <beehhh> i have three bals
57:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' link again
57:00 <Maurice> Outside smells like smoke and burnt paint
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I was busy telling Saemon spoilers
57:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-a-kul.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10402841_10152052703352331_4526054517423590350_n.jpg
57:00 <fawks> I wanna spoil shit for Maurice 
57:00 <beehhh> they should have alien porn im already sick of them all
57:00 <fawks> For telling me dumbledore dies
57:00 <Bastardly_One> OMFG!
57:00 <Maurice> THAT'S NOT MY FAULT
57:00 <fawks> I WILL NEVER FORGET.
58:00 <Maurice> I was telling a funny story about my 10yr old
58:00 <Bastardly_One> he's somehow gotten even bigger
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <beehhh> itchy kitchy ta ta ya ya dance with me Mew
58:00 <fawks> lmao
58:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10393825_10152052657772331_8952257264616612372_n.jpg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> that cat is part panther or something
58:00 <beehhh> sing it "mammal rouge"
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I HATE THIS GUY!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Bo Dallas
58:00 <Serenity> its not funny anymore beehhh
59:00 <Mew> cruel ladey margariiiine
59:00 <fawks> Lmao
59:00 <Bastardly_One> which one is which?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> like is that turbo that one?
59:00 <Serenity> turbo is black
59:00 <Serenity> homer is blue
59:00 <fawks> Turbos a nigger
59:00 <Bastardly_One> homer's purdy
59:00 <Saemon> Lest we forget
00:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-hkg.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10403394_10152052657777331_2106228575923630800_n.jpg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> turbo is just a beast
00:00 <Saemon> what does that mean?
00:00 <Saemon> does Lest = Less?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yes idiot
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lest ... never
00:00 <Maurice> Sounds like my bro in law, he doesn't know which of my kids is which
00:00 <Maurice> He's been their uncle for nearly 8 yrs
00:00 <Serenity> lest meants to prevent or avoid something
00:00 <Serenity> meants..
00:00 <Bastardly_One> neer shall we forget
00:00 <ShadowLurker> lest != less
00:00 <Saemon> ah ic
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and homer is very purdy
01:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10427275_10152052699447331_2390365151894910664_n.jpg
01:00 <Serenity> yeah thats how i spent my day
01:00 <Serenity> taking photos of cats
01:00 <Saemon> i thought they were just tryin to lord of the rings up the word less by turning it into Lest
01:00 <Maurice> I spent mine shopping for fucking school camp shit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear turbo has gotten even bigger
01:00 <Mew> lest is lest not less 
01:00 <Maurice> Best or lest
02:00 <ShadowLurker> seriously Saemon you are batshit dumb mate just shut the fuck up
02:00 <Saemon> thats the clothes shop isnt it
02:00 <Saemon> i thought its best and less
02:00 <Bastardly_One> if in doubt why not use an dictionary?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> google is a wonderful learning tool
02:00 <fawks> Yes an dictionary 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not just for porn
02:00 <Mew> http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/lest
02:00 <milk> dont get me wrong, I have nothing against Russians, and Mr Gorbachev is a personal hero of mine. But they took a decision to deliberately mass breed infantry in the 1950s in order to compete with the greater access to natural resources the other two allies had
02:00 <fawks> Will someone shut this carton up
03:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
03:00 <fawks> I'll give u a dollar
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
03:00 <Saemon> lol its def a bot
03:00 <Serenity> fuck this
03:00 <Saemon> or someone with autism
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck what?
03:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sake
03:00 <beehhh> http://www.joshuadysart.com/journal/archives/ginseng.jpg
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I just selectively ignore milk
04:00 <beehhh> itchy kitchy ta ta ya ya 
04:00 <Serenity> no.
04:00 <fawks> Its so cold
04:00 <Saemon> milk, Lest we forget. -_-
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not sure who he tries to trigger off and it just gets too random to take in
04:00 <Serenity> its not funny anymore
04:00 <Saemon> sorry
04:00 <fawks> My toes are frozen
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you aint sleepin' then
04:00 <beehhh> shove them in a cows ass
04:00 <Bastardly_One> until you put socks on
04:00 <Saemon> why dont u put some slippers on
04:00 <fawks> I don't sleep with socks 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason it's been proven cold feet keep you awake
04:00 <beehhh> simba's ass will do
05:00 <ShadowLurker> this is too fucking retarded even for #melbourne
05:00 <fawks> They end up coming off anyway
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but ... fine
05:00 <Bastardly_One> complain then!
05:00 <Serenity> socks in bed is gross
05:00 <Saemon> i can keep your toes warm with my mouth?
05:00 <fawks> Oh god
05:00 <Serenity> LOL
05:00 <Mew> i have weird dreams if i sleep with socks on
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooo Saemon
06:00 <Maurice> I can't do socks in bed
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Kane has shown up
06:00 <Maurice> My middle kid has night terrors if he sleeps in socks
06:00 <Saemon> yeah its bad for circulation
06:00 <beehhh> damn selected coffee hits me like a wake up drug hasnt been drinking for years
06:00 <simba> shut up mirza u filthy tranny fucker
06:00 <Maurice> Friend of mine said if her husband touches her feet in bed, she has to get up and walk around to get the feeling to go lol
06:00 <Maurice> So of course he does it to her on purpose
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I like feet
07:00 <beehhh> nope simba its the opposite way tranny fucks me
07:00 <Serenity> fucking racid
07:00 <Serenity> fucking rancid
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but I had a g/f once who, I found out the hard way, hard a reflex action to her feet being touched
07:00 <Bastardly_One> broken nose later
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
07:00 <Bastardly_One> true story ... BAM! right in the face
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *had
08:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway I have to ruin more matches for Saemon
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Saemon
08:00 <simba> nice
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Kingston and Dallas had a fight and Kane came out
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and just went spaz on Kingston
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's that
09:00 <simba> sean kingston - dam all dees beautiful gurls
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and Bo Dallas is like ... wtf was that?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no a fucking Bo-lieve speech
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to hurt this guy more than I do Saemon and Pandas combined
11:00 <beehhh> walking on the grass in morn is rejuveniting
11:00 <Bastardly_One> will Daniel Bryan surrender his title?
11:00 <Serenity> beehhh
11:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
11:00 <Serenity> i want you to die
12:00 <Bastardly_One> make sure you cut and paste the results I give
12:00 <Serenity> i actually want you to stop breathing
12:00 <Bastardly_One> just in case he has me on ignore
12:00 <simba> ok
12:00 <beehhh> my cock is stiff atm
12:00 <Bastardly_One> R
12:00 <Bastardly_One> D
12:00 <simba> Saemon r u there
12:00 <Bastardly_One> V
12:00 <Bastardly_One> here we go
12:00 <simba> i think hes purposefully not looking
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants to know this one
13:00 <simba> u got me suicidal, suicidal when u say its over
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll tell ya at the end who wins the intercontinental title
13:00 <beehhh> norell is my queen
13:00 <Bastardly_One> OH GUESS WHAT?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I have Burger Rings
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and you people don't!
13:00 <Serenity> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152472907519697&set=vb.23291809696&type=2&theater
13:00 <simba> i have "tina wafers" lol
13:00 <beehhh> we love licking chippalota
13:00 <Saemon> huh?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> get ready 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> make him pay you attention for 10 mins
14:00 <simba> Saemon something happened i think kane bashed dallas who ever dallas is
14:00 <Saemon> lol
14:00 <simba> no i mean kingston
14:00 <Saemon> bo dallas
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he bashed Kingston
14:00 <simba> he bashed kingston ok
14:00 <Saemon> kofi kingston
14:00 <simba> sean kingston
14:00 <Saemon> ah good kingston deserves it
14:00 <Bastardly_One> bitch!
14:00 <Saemon> jumps around all over the place like a fucken monkey
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I clicked that Serenity
15:00 <Saemon> he's an idiot
15:00 <Bastardly_One> cool as but
15:00 <Serenity> what
15:00 <simba> and then cactus jack sprints into the ring and uppercuts kingston and pins him for 3 and becomes the undisputed world heavyweight champion
15:00 <Bastardly_One> the link
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but hang on ... I have some bad news
15:00 <Saemon> i hope kane chokeslams kingsto through a table
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for Saemon in a few mins
15:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh just a tombstone pile driver
15:00 <Saemon> lol nice fantasy match there simba
15:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome I might be on ignore
15:00 <Saemon> i like cactus jack
15:00 <Saemon> crazy motherfucker
15:00 <Bastardly_One> kane came out dickhead
15:00 <Mew> this is a new level of gay
16:00 <Saemon> him and terry funk man
16:00 <Saemon> they bring hardcore matches to a whole new level
16:00 <beehhh> can you walk with one foot
16:00 <beehhh> exactly
16:00 <Saemon> ECW! ECW!
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so wait
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the match is finally starting
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so hold his attention
16:00 <Saemon> omg whose a fan of the stargate franchise?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll wanna know this one 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> the IC Title
16:00 <Saemon> apparently they are gona renew the movie franchise
17:00 <beehhh> canada is where i can bet my future
17:00 <Saemon> and roland emmerich is coming back to direct
17:00 <beehhh> there will be more heatwaves everywhere
17:00 <Saemon> but what im wondering is, what about the tv show sg-1? are they gona totally disregard it?
17:00 <Saemon> 10 years of lore
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a boring match
19:00 <A> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152061850553159&set=vb.123238343158&type=2&theater
24:00 <Bastardly_One> does this match ever end?
25:00 <simba> this is the match that never ends
25:00 <A> nevah
25:00 <A> endin
25:00 <A> stooooooooooooooooooooooory
25:00 <simba> its a story
25:00 <simba> of a lovely lady
26:00 <simba> who was busy rimming her great grandfather
26:00 <simba> that 1 was 4 Loof
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Barrett wins
27:00 <beehhh> simba when was the last time you coped a root mate?
28:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4Qj_ekZfWg
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: funny old guy hits duck with golf ball (May 13, 2011) 0 - Category: Sports - 1,976 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
29:00 <simba> copped? you make it sound like a bad thing
29:00 <simba> also none of your business
29:00 <Bastardly_One> coming up 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> next
29:00 <Bastardly_One> does Bryan surrender the title or not?
29:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
29:00 <Maurice> FOUR
29:00 <Bonny> yo
30:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
30:00 <Serenity> im crying
30:00 <Serenity> hello bonny
30:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll wanna know this too
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Bonny
30:00 <Maurice> I just watched it twice
30:00 <Bonny> hey Serenity.. :)
30:00 <Bonny> yo Bastardly_One
30:00 <A> 90!
30:00 <A> :P
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry the fuck up
31:00 <Bastardly_One> is he handing it over or not?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> simba must be sick of passing this on
32:00 <simba> im not doing anything
32:00 <simba> tell me who wins the main title or w/e and i will psate it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Barrett won the IC Title
32:00 <simba> Saemon r u there this is important
33:00 <simba> brock lesnar is dead
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and we'll find out in a min 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <simba> Saemon is PMing me about how he wants to kiss you on the lips
34:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
34:00 <Bastardly_One> about to find out 
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'll tell ya in a sec if he surrenders the main title
34:00 <Serenity> ya'll need to just bone already
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm being a cunt
34:00 <Sponge> DID YOU know you can tell a sociopath due to yawning. Seeing someone yawn makes normal people yawn, but not sociopaths
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and spoiling the results of a pay per view
35:00 <Sponge> I't s what peoplesay anyway
35:00 <Serenity> i yawned when my cat yawned
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and
35:00 <Serenity> and now i just yawned
35:00 <Sponge> you're normal
35:00 <Bastardly_One> white chocolate is nice
35:00 <Bastardly_One> *yawns*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wow Brie looks different in a dress
37:00 <Bastardly_One> some people have really shitty wardrobe
37:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks plain boring
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry the fuck up with the spoiler
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ one day if you both make some weird bearded babies
38:00 <Bastardly_One> cute
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> i haf 1 sok on
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> jus 1 sok
40:00 <Bonny> what show are you watching, Bastardly_One?
40:00 <Bonny> hey PandasDontDrive
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Payback
40:00 <Bastardly_One> a WWE pay for view
40:00 <Bonny> ahh ok
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm spoiling the results for Saemon
40:00 <Bonny> the legless faggot? lol
41:00 <beehhh> im glad that im out
41:00 <Bonny> :)
41:00 <beehhh> thanks to my cheated xwife
41:00 <Serenity> odd questions maybe gross
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> bonnies :P
42:00 <beehhh> you deserve these
42:00 <Bonny> how is ya, PandasDontDrive?
42:00 <Serenity> but does being lactose intolerant always give you the runs? or can it just be wind/pain
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> per
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> im good :P watching bowling for columbine on tele
42:00 <Maurice> Lacks toast
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> how're u bonnies?
42:00 <Serenity> haha
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Brie Bella quit
43:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of getting fired
43:00 <Bastardly_One> so guess who never surrendered his titles?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> you two paid to watch wrestling
43:00 <beehhh> either ways i'd get burnt better early than never
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and then slapped stephanie in the face
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
43:00 <Bastardly_One> as if pay for it Pandas
44:00 <Bonny> I'm good thanks, PandasDontDrive
44:00 <Bastardly_One> got to be kidding 
44:00 <Bonny> http://bleacherreport.com/articles/2079282-wwe-payback-2014-match-card-potential-spoilers-predictions-and-more
44:00 <beehhh> you were being used as an experimental substance by the failed system
44:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not all the way through it 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching it 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
44:00 <A> stond in paradiiiiiiiiiiise
44:00 <beehhh> liquid ,morf was a good painkilla
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> id pay a sweet boi to kiss me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the whole crap
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
45:00 <A> shouldn't talk abt it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't go on about it like Saemon does
45:00 <beehhh> there shall be no more pain
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's because he's clearly asking for a dick in his mouth
45:00 <beehhh> no more agony no more shed these tears
46:00 <beehhh> well im gone taugh
46:00 <Serenity> everyone loves a dick in their mouth
46:00 <Bonny> what happened to you g/f, beehhh?
46:00 <Bonny> your*
46:00 <beehhh> *have
47:00 <beehhh> she went into a needle then entered into my vein
47:00 <Bonny> uhuh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> his g/f is a pretty average looking tranny half his age almost
47:00 <beehhh> you wanna see her
47:00 <Bonny> I know
47:00 <Bonny> nah it's ok
47:00 <Serenity> so shes like 15?
47:00 <Serenity> ew
47:00 <Bastardly_One> just looking for a meal ticket out of where she is 
47:00 <beehhh> http://i62.tinypic.com/2u5wa2o.jpg
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I said almost :P
47:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't he like nearly 40?
47:00 <beehhh> we are still together
47:00 <Serenity> no idea
48:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh how old are you?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I know she's 23
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I asked a question 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll start singing if I don't get an answer
48:00 <Bastardly_One> in 3
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 2
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 1
48:00 <Bonny> we can't hear you so that's fine
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got the whooooooooooooole world in hi hands
48:00 <Bastardly_One> *his 
49:00 <Serenity> you better shut up
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got the whole world ... in his hands
49:00 <Bastardly_One> say please
49:00 <Serenity> no
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got you and me brother
49:00 <Bastardly_One> in his hands
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got you and me sister
49:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got the whole world in his haaaaaaaaaaaaaands
49:00 <Bonny> shit song
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fine!
49:00 <beehhh> back
50:00 <beehhh> how old?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
50:00 <beehhh> 38
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I forgot a line
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah 15 years younger
50:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
50:00 <beehhh> norell is 24
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 14 then
50:00 <beehhh> good
51:00 <beehhh> her cock is smaller than mine
51:00 <Bastardly_One> must be pretty tiny
51:00 <Bonny> lol
51:00 <beehhh> yummy
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you indian cunts have no penises
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> far out
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> *shuts up*
51:00 <beehhh> mines suppose to be 12
51:00 <Bastardly_One> 12 mm
51:00 <Bonny> cm
52:00 <beehhh> if wasnt for a forced circumsized i'd a porn star by now
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I choked on a bong laughing then
52:00 <Bonny> rofl
52:00 <beehhh> rofl
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that was gold 
53:00 <beehhh> well my son wont go through the same pain i had been
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't have children ever
53:00 <Bastardly_One> so why worry
53:00 <A> ugh .......... fckn wrestling song
53:00 <beehhh> i wanna give them a better future
53:00 <Bastardly_One> what song?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <beehhh> not coming back to straya
53:00 <Bastardly_One> this match is going to be good
53:00 <Serenity> THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU
54:00 <beehhh> never again
54:00 <Bonny> fucking males won't bring you a son
54:00 <A> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp3EqVaiv9I
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bray Wyatt and Children's Choir sings He's got the whole world in his hands to John Cena (Date not found) 5:10 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 115,513 views - 1,155 likes (93.4%), 82 dislikes (6.6%)
54:00 <A> that ^ shit
54:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahahahaha
54:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a christian song actually
54:00 <beehhh> norell & I will adopt a child
54:00 <beehhh> in canada
54:00 <Bastardly_One> look for the original version excessive
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I really don't like this A initial stuff
54:00 <Bonny> I hate that nick A
54:00 <Bastardly_One> change it back
54:00 <Bonny> Excessive was better
54:00 <A> n that dude stands there in the ring as though he's bein honoured or some shit
55:00 <Serenity> YES I HATE A TOO
55:00 <Serenity> oops
55:00 <Serenity> A sucks
55:00 <Bonny> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you changed with the nick believe it or not
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you've had a 'tude the last couple of weeks since that party 
55:00 <TheLoneDeranger> \o.
55:00 <Serenity> no
55:00 <Serenity> just be excessive
56:00 <Bonny> we like Excessive
56:00 <simba> yeah what the fuck is up with the A nick
56:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like I can't be Raven-Wolf here
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm B1
56:00 <TheLoneDeranger> orraite then .............
56:00 <Bastardly_One> same as my other chat I can't be B1
56:00 <Serenity> thanks
56:00 <Bonny> yay
56:00 <Bastardly_One> as I'm RW
56:00 <simba> u can be whoever u want to be
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I tried to be B1 and everyone wanted RW
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> how teh fk can my neighbour hear my tv on vol 20
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
56:00 <simba> the fans were chanting your name?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> weird how people perceive things
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> this guy needsa buy some earplugs
57:00 <Bastardly_One> this chat is full of people my age
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but we've all chatted in the same place for over 15 yrs
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so we've all "grown up" together
57:00 <Bastardly_One> weird place
57:00 <Maurice> Just had a shower and finally realised my underwear has been inside out all day
58:00 <Bastardly_One> well there's a solution
58:00 <Bonny> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> don't wear any
58:00 <beehhh> call this a fkn nite
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_O
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> *fap fap fap*
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean
58:00 <Maurice> I don't normally
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol Maurice
58:00 <beehhh> animals are attacking people at night
58:00 <Bonny> night all
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck no delete posts on irc
58:00 <Maurice> But today I thought I'd be classy
58:00 <beehhh> people becomes animal
58:00 <beehhh> evil that men do
59:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I see why TheRon and Saemon download from a torrent
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so much advertising on where I watch this crap
59:00 <beehhh> I'm so thankful for all the nights that turn into mornings
59:00 <Maurice> I always torrent
59:00 <beehhh> may the peace be upon ya
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't see the point in what I'm watching
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoy it but not enough to keep it
00:00 <beehhh> you keep the animals and let me loose
00:00 <beehhh> fair enough then
00:00 <Maurice> I rewatch
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't when it comes to WWE
00:00 <beehhh> sasha wasnt harming anyone
00:00 <Bastardly_One> no point really 
00:00 <beehhh> those causasins are out of control
01:00 <Maurice> Fuck watching that shit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said I grew up in the industry and enjoy the spectacle
01:00 <Maurice> I used to make out to WWF with an ex
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's a load of bollocks
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon faps over it
02:00 <simba> u reckon TheRon knows how to use torrents?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> grew up in wrestling industry
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember him one day saying to me "you know you can download it hours after it's been on"
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so I suggest so
03:00 <Serenity> i hate you guys
03:00 <Serenity> goodnight
03:00 <Serenity> o/
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite cunt
03:00 <Maurice> Byeee me choco
03:00 <Maurice> <3
03:00 <Bastardly_One> night Serenity
03:00 <simba> f u
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
03:00 <Bastardly_One> My uni initials are FU
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious
03:00 <Bastardly_One> bad choice eh?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Federation University
03:00 <Excessive> \o.
04:00 <Bastardly_One> YES!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I have more burger rings
07:00 <Bastardly_One> damn these are good when you've not had them for a long time
07:00 <simba> yea they are
07:00 <beehhh> MUN
07:00 <beehhh> newfoundland
07:00 <Excessive> cheetos r bettah
07:00 <marklar> hi
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> toobs
07:00 <simba> david guettah
08:00 <Excessive> szuia faszi \o.
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> toobs and cheetos together
08:00 <Excessive> -u
08:00 <simba> yeah mixing chips owns
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> david guetta is an example of whats wrong with music
08:00 <simba> also mixing doritos and popcorn
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> MIXED CHIPIES
08:00 <simba> i dont even know any of his tunes
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice thatd be cool
08:00 <simba> i just know hes some pop guy you must avoid
08:00 <simba> like pitbull
09:00 <Excessive> wait ...............
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean more cancelling a tour because he loses a usb with his set
09:00 <simba> what a gaylord
09:00 <Excessive> there was a fb post not long ago abt Guetta cancellin his world tour cause he lost his usb that he had his wjole set on
09:00 <Excessive> or some shit
10:00 <Excessive> whole*
10:00 <Excessive> ah
10:00 <Excessive> snap*
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol yeah
12:00 <fawks> Maurice
12:00 <beehhh> http://stuffpoint.com/horses/image/236415/horse-man-picture/
13:00 <Maurice> Yes
13:00 <fawks> http://youtu.be/U8Jk3y3h3Mk
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Let It Go - Kid Sneezes and Huge Bogey Flies Out (Date not found) 0:13 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 38,636 views - 156 likes (92.3%), 13 dislikes (7.7%)
13:00 <Maurice> I just watched ep 17 of VD
13:00 <Maurice> Rofllll
13:00 <Maurice> Ewww
13:00 <fawks> Hahahaha
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> vd?
13:00 <fawks> What happened in 17 I forgot
14:00 <Maurice> The travellers were torturing Stefan to find his doppleganger
14:00 <fawks> Wow
14:00 <Maurice> Then they drank his and Elanas blood and the bitch set them of fire
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh vd!
14:00 <Maurice> So they could hurt Bon bon
14:00 <fawks> So behind
14:00 <fawks> Hurry up
14:00 <Maurice> I have 4 more eps
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> that show ended ages ago :?
15:00 <Maurice> Yep
15:00 <fawks> So much more happens 
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> :( even
15:00 <Maurice> But I've been Modern Family marathoning
16:00 <fawks> You have 5 more EPs FYI 
16:00 <fawks> There's 22
16:00 <Maurice> Yeah I just realised that
16:00 <Maurice> I have them all
16:00 <fawks> Good
16:00 <Maurice> Then I'll go Origs then Faking It
17:00 <fawks> Yay
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want more Hell On Wheels
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> woop
17:00 <fawks> I have 3 left of originals 
17:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/24074600/high-speed-pursuit-ends-in-crash/
17:00 <Maurice> And orange is the new black is back on the 6th
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wanna see that
18:00 <fawks>  I know yay
18:00 <beehhh> i hope he suffered
19:00 <simba> how else is a high speed pursuit gonna end
19:00 <beehhh> kids this age thinks world at their feet
19:00 <beehhh> day dreaming on a red carpet
19:00 <fawks> At a petrol station to refuel
19:00 <simba> old man mirza jaded and empty
19:00 <simba> ex wife has his balls in a jar
19:00 <simba> and his foreskin
19:00 <Serenity> omg
19:00 <Serenity> fawks
20:00 <Serenity> fawkssss
20:00 <fawks> Hi
20:00 <beehhh> simba you might become his organ donor
20:00 <Serenity> I got my fkn email like 5 days ago
20:00 <fawks> Omg
20:00 <beehhh> he needs a new feet
20:00 <Serenity> Gmail tried to delete it
20:00 <fawks> Stupid cuntd
20:00 <simba> a new foot or new feet?
20:00 <Maurice> What email
20:00 <Serenity> so I can log in now
20:00 <fawks> Yayyyy
20:00 <Serenity> for uni
20:00 <Maurice> Ohh, uni?
20:00 <Maurice> Lol snap
20:00 <fawks> Did you explore 
21:00 <Serenity> im in bed so I looked best I could on my phone
21:00 <fawks> COOL YOU CAN START TOMORROW
21:00 <beehhh> the attack will come from youths not elders
21:00 <fawks> woah
21:00 <fawks> Caps
21:00 <Serenity> yesssss
21:00 <Serenity> excited
21:00 <beehhh> i been ready since 2005
21:00 <fawks> Theres a phone app
21:00 <Serenity> now I can't sleep
21:00 <fawks> Blackboard
21:00 <beehhh> they dont know whats waiting the otherside
22:00 <Serenity> I need that
22:00 <fawks> Its cool you can check grades watch lectures etc etc
22:00 <beehhh> goodnite i need my resy
22:00 <Serenity> sick
24:00 <Bastardly_One> now that I didn't expect
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a good ending to that match
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and fun too
25:00 <Serenity> omg got it
25:00 <Serenity> how cooool
25:00 <Serenity> everyone has introduced themselves
26:00 <Serenity> and im all late n shit
26:00 <Serenity> derp
27:00 <simba> who won the thing Bastardly_One
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one wins an actual main title at this one as such unless you count the IC title
28:00 <simba> Ahhh yes
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that match with Cena and Bray Wyatt was insane
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and a cool ending I didn't expect
28:00 <simba> Blacklash
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Paypack
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so it's all about grudges and feuds more than anything else
29:00 <simba> is Backlash still one
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> my wrestling name would be Blue Pudding
29:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I had an idea for a Mr X
29:00 <simba> mine would be KILLER JOE (all caps)
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> mine would just be all caps
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and the finisher and saying was gonna be 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> X marks the spot
30:00 <simba> ALL CAPS
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!!
30:00 <simba> or ________ (line man)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> these days it'd be 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> what about the fluffy thing atop a beanie
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Raging Thunder
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd be my name
30:00 <Bastardly_One> due to my constant farting
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> or MISTER LEFT SOCK
31:00 <simba> Sir Flatulence
31:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't they just pom poms
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the things on beanies
31:00 <simba> theyre elf testies
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's on the end of Link's hat
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> pom poms yeah haha
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I always find it funny that CM Punk's name is 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> well the CM stands for his old name
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Cookie Master
33:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf kind of name is that?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> sex
33:00 <simba> wtf
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah the CM are the initials of his old name
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Cookie Master 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> serious
34:00 <simba> thats gayer than dudes making out
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> innit?
37:00 <simba> RAW IS WAR
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I honestly can't say why I enjoy it 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and am always embarrassed about it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but I do 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like guys making out too
40:00 <simba> i think i just instantly didnt care when the rock left cos he was da man
41:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely an amusing character for sure and always an all time favourite
42:00 <simba> i wonder if he'll ever drop The Peoples Eyebrow in a movie
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I was surprised at first he could act and make it enjoyable
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but he is definitely charasmatic ... even if that crap reality show he did 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that I can't remember the name of ... just recently
46:00 <simba> didnt hear about that 1
46:00 <simba> MTV's An Evening With The Johnsons
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Heroes or something
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Welcome To The Jungle
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> is still my fav rock movie :P
51:00 <Bastardly_One> was called The Hero
52:00 <Bastardly_One> The Hero was an American reality competition TV series hosted by Dwayne Johnson. It premiered on TNT on June 6, 2013 , and was cancelled on August 1, 2013. Contestants are tested "physically, mentally, and morally" for the title of "hero" and a monetary prize
52:00 <Student> Bastardly_One is back, did you say "hello"???
52:00 <Bastardly_One> when did I leave?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been talking shit for hours
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the rock was in Star Trek Voyager
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
53:00 <Student> that is why I mentioned that you are back, the talkaltive guy 
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like deadmau5 car
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> purrari aha
58:00 <simba> did u ever know that ur my hero
58:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck mentioned that hours ago and why?
59:00 <simba> dead mouse car
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> matchboxmouse
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo ho due date is on on thurs :P
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> i would so let zach galifinakis do me in the ass
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> he would be so gentle
05:00 <simba> jew date
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> hes greek lol
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> my first root was greek
13:00 <simba> back in teh 80s space invaders was so huge in jap arcades there was a Coin Shortage in japan!!
13:00 <simba> kool lil fact 4 u
13:00 <simba> my first root was sorta greek
13:00 <simba> first or second depending what counts
13:00 <simba> i think second
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> jeje
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> mine was great but she was 21 so she knew what she wanted
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> this one chick i rooted once, she was just a full dead root
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just stopped in the end
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ay im goin to bed yo, have a good sleep when u do simba
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> peash
21:00 <Bastardly_One> blah
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so awake and so bored
29:00 <Excessive> I'm makin pesto pasta
30:00 <Excessive> n I'm really cravin some red bull
31:00 <Excessive> I have 5 bux 10c left n I think I mite stroll ovah to the 7/11 n spend it on red bull
31:00 <Excessive> gettin paid on wed nite/thurs mornin
32:00 <Excessive> ne ways .............. 7/11 while the pasta is boilin
32:00 <Excessive> bbs
33:00 <simba> haha
34:00 <simba> 5 bucks in 10 cent coins
34:00 <Bastardly_One> made me laugh too
36:00 <simba> im looking 4 a sultan online cos they look awesome
36:00 <simba> impreza style
44:00 <Bastardly_One> vroom vroom
51:00 <Saemon> that bloke 
51:00 <Saemon> always hittin the 7/11 at this hour of the night
52:00 <Excessive> yew 2 tewls ............
52:00 <Excessive> I said $5.10c
52:00 <Excessive> anyways
53:00 <Saemon> a can of red bull is a rip off at servos
53:00 <Bastardly_One> The Shield win
53:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit
53:00 <Saemon> you can get them at half the price at supermarkets
53:00 <simba> oh my bad Excessive
53:00 <simba> to be fair, your typing isnt the easiest to follow
53:00 <Excessive> fckn woolies is 3 subs aways
54:00 <Excessive> so it's the 7/11 at this time
54:00 <Excessive> n I don't really care abt a buck or so extra when I crave it
54:00 <Saemon> true, you'd be wasting more money in the petrol cost
54:00 <Saemon> true
54:00 <simba> i care on principal, two cans for 5 was cool but now its two for 6, just fuck off servos!!!!
55:00 <simba> the on the runs try to throw deals at you but theyre so bad
55:00 <Excessive> ah, this is the big 473ml can
55:00 <Excessive> fo $5.20
55:00 <Excessive> n they have the next size down, 2 fo $6.50
56:00 <Excessive> I asked him if I can pay him 10c the next time, he asked if I had nethin on my card .......... "ah yes, of course" so I paid him
58:00 <simba> 500ml is a lot of red bull 
58:00 <Excessive> I get abt 4 of those cans when I go shoppin
58:00 <Excessive> n like .............
58:00 <Excessive> I drink em in one go
59:00 <Excessive> I like the bubblegum flavour of it
59:00 <simba> it goes beautifully with smoking weed
59:00 <Excessive> well .............
59:00 <Excessive> almost bubblegum
00:00 <Excessive> ye everything's beaut with weed
00:00 <Excessive> esp secs
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Mother orange just tastes like Fanta
01:00 <Excessive> fschhhhhhhhhhhhhh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but gives a nice enough kick
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the only one I've ever tried
02:00 <Excessive> I've had the orig mother and I thought that it was .............. ummmmmmm .............. kindah too citrucy
02:00 <Excessive> coke make mother
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ah 
03:00 <Excessive> or rather "coca cola amatil"
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that explains the fanta taste
05:00 <Excessive> when I was workin fo Forstaff (labour hire) like years ago ............ some dude I worked with atv Aust Post .......... he was sayin how they sent him to coca cola packin boxes n stackin em on pallets etc ......... and drinkin coke all nite
06:00 <Saemon> <Excessive> I like the bubblegum flavour of it
06:00 <Saemon> omg
06:00 <Saemon> if u say that, then do you like the monster drink?
06:00 <Saemon> that fully tastes like bubblegum
06:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmm
07:00 <Excessive> hmmmmm ......... monster
07:00 <Excessive> I don't think I've had it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> smells shit
07:00 <Saemon> http://www.everyview.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/MonsterImportcap.jpg
07:00 <simba> ive only smelled that shit and it was enough to not give it a go
07:00 <simba> yea
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I taste smells if that makes sense
07:00 <Saemon> try that one next time
07:00 <Excessive> I think it's the gurana in it that gives it the bubblegum like taste
07:00 <Bastardly_One> same with V
07:00 <Saemon> i swear to god, jesus mary and ra
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like the smell of that either
07:00 <Saemon> that it tastes like bubblebgum
07:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaah that's the best idea actually
08:00 <Bastardly_One> buy the powered stuff
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and put it in fanta
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to do that when it was trendy
08:00 <Bastardly_One> in the 90s
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and never get shit out of it 
08:00 <simba> those cans are just huge !!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> except feeling bleh
08:00 <Saemon> yep more back for your buck
08:00 <Saemon> im sick of small 300ml cans that costs like $4
09:00 <simba> but surely it cant feel good putting 500ml of that shit in you in one go?
09:00 <simba> you have to drink this stuff fast too because its best cold
09:00 <Excessive> has anyone had that "Tang" powdered orange stuff like fckn ............. years back?
09:00 <Excessive> I used to love that shit
10:00 <simba> ive had.. Chang....
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you can still buy Tang
11:00 <Excessive> ye?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
11:00 <Excessive> I donno, nevah looked fo it
11:00 <Bastardly_One> any old supermarket
11:00 <Excessive> my mother used to send it to me in Ro
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I am 95% certain if you googled
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's available still at woolies or whatnot
12:00 <Excessive> rite
12:00 <Bastardly_One> check
12:00 <Excessive> k
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna know now
13:00 <Bastardly_One> WA seem to get a lot of brands we don't
13:00 <Saemon> hrm ive never had problems with feeling ill after eating too much of a certain food/beverage before
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a theory the US naval bases might be a reason for that but dunno
13:00 <simba> lmao
13:00 <Saemon> only thing i feel abit under the weather from after eating it is maccas
13:00 <simba> bullshit
13:00 <Bastardly_One> but they get heaps of US brands it seems like
14:00 <simba> i bet you feel like shit every time you eat mi goreng
14:00 <Saemon> say if i eat a double quarter pounder burger before i go to bed, and when i wake up the next morning
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and you felt like shit after the ice coffee the other day
14:00 <Bastardly_One> so try again 
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you change stories each day
14:00 <Saemon> i'd feel weird in the chest
14:00 <Excessive> mi goreng is too spicy fo me
14:00 <Saemon> like im thirsty and cosumed too much oil
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm a bland eater
14:00 <Excessive> and if I don't put the spices in, then it doesn't fckn taste like nethin
15:00 <Saemon> well i never eat them with the chilli anyway
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Maggi Oriental
15:00 <Saemon> it does have a taste, its subtle
15:00 <Saemon> but its there
15:00 <Bastardly_One> are as about as hot as it ges for me
15:00 <Excessive> ye that's wat I get
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they're fucking nice hey?
15:00 <Saemon> that sticky black sauce helps 
15:00 <Excessive> ye
15:00 <Saemon> i put extra fried onions on mine
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not too overboard
15:00 <Saemon> love that shit
15:00 <Excessive> aye
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... wtf is the taste?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've tried to describe it before but fail
16:00 <Excessive> I have some here
16:00 <Saemon> i have some home brand ones
16:00 <Saemon> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but what do they taste like do you think?
16:00 <Excessive> but cbf-ed lookin at the ingredients n typin it out here atm
16:00 <Saemon> havent tried them yet, but im curious
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... it doesn't matter what is in them
16:00 <Saemon> yeah
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I want your opinion on what it tastes like
17:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmm
17:00 <Saemon> im makin some popcorn atm
17:00 <Excessive> fck knows
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't describe the taste
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's my description
17:00 <Excessive> ground animal offal
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know
17:00 <Excessive> :P
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I could do with a pack now though
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you're cheap arsed
17:00 <Saemon> have just discovered the pot on stove methond of cooking popcorn
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Homebrand chicken
17:00 <Saemon> i mean i know of it before, but have always used the microwave for it
17:00 <Saemon> now im finally trying it out
17:00 <Bastardly_One> they are seriously not as bad as you'd suspect
17:00 <Excessive> wtf?
18:00 <Excessive> use the fckn kettle u tool
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf wat?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh him
18:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
18:00 <Excessive> n leave it fo 5 mins to soak through
18:00 <Saemon> kettle?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh he's making popcorn on the stove
18:00 <Saemon> no im talking about popcorn
18:00 <Excessive> ye kettle
18:00 <Excessive> ah
18:00 <Saemon> lol
18:00 <Saemon> i dont want soggy popcorns
18:00 <Excessive> I though he was still on abt the homebrand 2 min noodles
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he moved on from mi whatever
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that was me that continued that 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> the chicken ones
19:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
19:00 <Saemon> nah that was so 1min 32 seconds ago
19:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad and worth the 2 dollar saving
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm into cold fish fingers in pita bread and tarta sauce atm
19:00 <Excessive> if I get any noname stuff I get the woolies homebrand ............ no black n gold or any other shit
19:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking good SHIT
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah get the homebrand chicken if in a fix
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not tried the rest but I got despo one day and tried those
20:00 <Bastardly_One> surprisingly alright
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah some cheap arse indian put me onto this fish fingers in pita bread idea years ago
21:00 <Bastardly_One> give it a go ... they have to be cold though but obviously cooked
21:00 <Bastardly_One> filling too
21:00 <Excessive> I get quite a bit of the homebrand .......... like the sugar, oil, coffee (fckn dirt cheap),, etc
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah why buy brand name stuff in those things
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well, not a coffee drinker ... so dunno
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but you do pay for what you get with tea
21:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't go cheap 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the tea I like
22:00 <Bastardly_One> would wake the dead
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like crack cocaine
22:00 <Excessive> the homebrand coffee is like a 1/3rd the price of the nescafe
22:00 <Bastardly_One> one cup of that and I have a serious buzz
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and this is from someone that drinks 2 - 3 ltrs of Coke a day
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Dilmah extra strong steeped for about 5 mins 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and 10 mins later WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> first time in my life I imagined what a coffee rush must feel like
23:00 <Bastardly_One> love the smell of coffee but hate the taste
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you want a new decent munchie
24:00 <Bastardly_One> don't knock my fish fingers in pita bread idea
25:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of helps to refrigerate a bit so you get the bread a bit moister
25:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
25:00 <Bastardly_One> am hungry now
25:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
26:00 <Excessive> u know wat's gd? ............ I met this russian dude at a swinger's joint like yrs back and he was there with some friend of his, they were both taxi drivers ......... anyways, he invited me over to his after the swinger's and we ch00fed out .......... a week later he rings me and invites me over fo drinks .......... so I went ...... he lived in Pots Point (the back of the cross) ......... it was summer ......... so he took me to the rooftop of
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeh get to it :P
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you know my attention span unless I'm telling the story
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you finishing the story or what?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well that was shit 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I've thought up an idea for a childrens book just then
29:00 <Excessive> that was the story
29:00 <Excessive> beer n dried fish
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you only got to 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> u know wat's gd? ............ I met this russian dude at a swinger's joint like yrs back and he was there with some friend of his, they were both taxi drivers ......... anyways, he invited me over to his after the swinger's and we ch00fed out .......... a week later he rings me and invites me over fo drinks .......... so I went ...... he lived in Pots Point (the back of the cross) ......... 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it was summer ......... so he took me to the rooftop of
30:00 <Excessive> ugh
30:00 <Excessive> it was summer ......... so he took me to the rooftop of his units and there was a swimming pool etc .......... some chix were sunbakin there etc ............ anyways ......... he had like a 6 pack of some jap beer and a brown paper bag with dried fish ........... ye that was fckn gd .......... beer n dried fish
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I never ever would of thought of that pita bread idea
31:00 <Excessive> it shows the full story on my screen
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but ya know when you're working or studying and trading lunch seems somehow better
31:00 <Bastardly_One> even if the other dude has only vegemite sandwiches?
31:00 <Excessive> and doesn't tell me of anythin goin wrong
31:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I was stoned and he was sick of his fish things
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I swapped for plain old peanut butter sandwiches thinking I'm so stoned that looks tasty
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck it was
32:00 <Excessive> also ............ corn chips n sour cream is gd 2
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not a fan of straight out sour cream
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but I like sour cream and chive chips
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a headache coming on 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I cured it with scoffing some Club Peppermint chocolate
34:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaand ............ when I was over at Lane Cove, there was this south african butcher down the road, a bit on the expensive side, but I used to fckn go there sometimes and get the billtong (jerky) ......... and he had all diff flavours of it .............. fckn mad shit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the jerky brand you'd of seen at Woolies all the time of late as they seem to be flogging it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> is good by all reports
35:00 <Excessive> ye ye
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't chew on that anymore :(
35:00 <Bastardly_One> miss it
35:00 <Saemon> wat flavours were there?
36:00 <Excessive> that dude I spoke abt a while back that died from his meds od ............. he made a lightbox fo the makin of the jerky .......... I had some, he did it quite well
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh speaking of light box things
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so tempted to get one that makes artifical sun
37:00 <Excessive> heaps of flavours, like chilli, pepper, spices, aaaaaaaaand wat's that called when they massage the cows to work in all the fat etc?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I getting a bit despo in changing the sleeping habits
38:00 <Bastardly_One> *I'm
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and dunno
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> i want to sleep
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> work in a few hours
39:00 <Bastardly_One> someone else with fucked sleeping
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's actually annoying right?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I am dying to be able to get into a day routine ... all nighters don't help as the mind still goes on until this time regardless
40:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmmmmm wagyu!
40:00 <Excessive> I had to fb msg a friend fo it
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just wish i could sleep
42:00 <Bastardly_One> know what I want?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> weetbix and warm milk
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and lots of sugar
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the kitchen is like too far away
42:00 <Excessive> not into cereal myself
42:00 <Bastardly_One> cbf'ed
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah either am I *that* much
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a here and there thing 
43:00 <simba> me 2
43:00 <Excessive> I jus didn't grow up with it
43:00 <simba> lots of sugar and definitely a chopped banana and what ever else maybe kiwi or grapes
43:00 <simba> that is 1 of the good ways to get fruit in u
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah if cold for sure
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like making a hot soggy sweet porridge I suppose
44:00 <Bastardly_One> if putting it bluntly that's just slops right?
45:00 <Excessive> I had semolina and ............ polenta fo brekky as a kid
45:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaand french toast etc
45:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you put that on cereal or something?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> semolina
45:00 <Excessive> or fried home style bread in oil and the garlic rubbed onto it
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yum
46:00 <Excessive> nah u boil the semolina with milk n sugar
46:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaaaaaaah
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> i need a coffee
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but you want to sleep
47:00 <Bastardly_One> make ya mind up
47:00 <Bastardly_One> as much as I want food
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> no point sleeping when i atart work in 2 hours
47:00 <Bastardly_One> might not be a good idea if I plan to sleep before the next whenever
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I suppose hax
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> not even meant to be working today
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> stupid boss
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he hates you
48:00 <Bastardly_One> don't blame him
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you whine as much as I do :D
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah it actually helps me
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> means i get penalty rates for working saturday
48:00 <Bastardly_One> then
48:00 <Bastardly_One> stop whinging
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> because i worked 6 days
49:00 <simba> french toast is brilliant
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what I feel like?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you might say gross but damn I like it 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> white fried bread burnt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> with tomato sauce
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes ... too late really in all reality for food I guess
51:00 <Excessive> if u want fried bread, get the home style bread
51:00 <Excessive> not the melt in ur mouth bread
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but straight out boring plain white sliced bread
51:00 <Bastardly_One> fried until burnt a bit 
51:00 <Excessive> ye jus so it's cruchy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> with tomato sauce is fucking delicious
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
52:00 <Bastardly_One> soft in the middle and burnt on the outside
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you know it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking YUM!
53:00 <Bastardly_One> this is random
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but fuck women are cunts
53:00 <Bastardly_One> or really don't pick up on shit sometimes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, they're plain cunts
53:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
55:00 <simba> ,';l
55:00 <simba> ;'amfkepserjhfkoefswjrokjewf
55:00 <simba> ffouhsg
55:00 <simba> fuck
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <simba> i accidentally did the thing where the text comes in from the right now
55:00 <simba> i hate that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
55:00 <simba> its fucking backwards
55:00 <Excessive> the other thing I miss is the ............. ummm donno wat it's called in english, but it's pig's trotters/tail/ears bioled in water with a bit of salt jus fo taste and garlic ............ then once done u put it in the fridge and the juice sets cause of the gelatine etc ........... fckn mad shit
56:00 <Bastardly_One> in english it's stuff you give the dog to chew on
56:00 <Bastardly_One> especially pigs ears
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> ggggggggg
56:00 <Excessive> we only feed the dogs n cats bones n leftovers at home
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're armed with pig ears you'll have a happy doggeh
57:00 <Excessive> eat everythin else
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ the quit
57:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why I find that amusing
58:00 <Bastardly_One> your quit made me snigger
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm either really bored or still ruminating on the women are cunts statement
59:00 <simba> Back 2 reality
59:00 <simba> Women, huh? Who knows what they want?
59:00 <Excessive> they're wannah be lurved
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm over them and then BAM! 
00:00 <Excessive> even if they first throw shit at u
00:00 <Bastardly_One> one comes back into my world to test my patience
00:00 <Excessive> n then fall in lurve
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I wish that was the case with my twin
00:00 <Bastardly_One> we have had wars that you have never seen in your life
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah she fucks off for ages and I'm finally back to normal
00:00 <Bastardly_One> then pops up again
01:00 <Bastardly_One> happens almost like clockwork
01:00 <Excessive> "ultraviolence"
01:00 <Bastardly_One> remember when I came back to irc
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I had my old venom?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> then lost it?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> blame that bitch
01:00 <Bastardly_One> she ruined my mind
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna be tired for the rest of my life
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Saemon> ah yep Excessive
02:00 <simba> holy shit, its june
02:00 <simba> lmao
02:00 <simba> what the fuck
02:00 <Bastardly_One> did you seriously just notice that?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that it's June
02:00 <simba> YES
02:00 <simba> 11,5yes
02:00 <Excessive> ugh .............. man, I told u this b4 .......... don't get too close with ne 1 ........... u need to go out on ur own n do it fo urself
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking seriously you people
02:00 <Bastardly_One> hey make that white text
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and Saemon will go
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Daniel Bryan
03:00 <simba> 0,5 UR MOM
03:00 <Bastardly_One> do the yes! yes! yes!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna test my theory the little cunt put me on iggy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> with the ppv results
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell him to take me off and I won't do it (we know I will but I'll do it all at once this time)
04:00 <simba> oh
04:00 <simba> i cant go back  up and get them now
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so yeah YES! YES! YES!
04:00 <simba> Saemon did u manage 2 avoid the spoilers
04:00 <Bastardly_One> tell him I said I won't
04:00 <Saemon> spoilers from Bastardly_One?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> how are you to know I'll lie? :D
05:00 <simba> did u put him on ignore
05:00 <Saemon> lol yep
05:00 <simba> he said he didnt even watch it yet so
05:00 <Saemon> how do i unignore him?
05:00 <simba> /ignore -r 
05:00 <Saemon> cool
05:00 <Saemon> ive just finished watchin it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'm off ignore?
05:00 <Saemon> skipped through alot of it
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh cunted!
05:00 <simba> ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
05:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <Bastardly_One> shit damn!
06:00 <Saemon> lol yep u are now
06:00 <simba> that was close
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ikr?
06:00 <simba> we almost set up a little "OWNTAGE" there 4 u Saemon
06:00 <Bastardly_One> how cool was the Cena match ending though?
06:00 <Saemon> it was good
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Shield winning was epic in a lot of ways
06:00 <Saemon> but i didnt like the fact that supercena wins again
07:00 <Bastardly_One> those kendo stick shots actully did some damage 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I did 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> we need Cena being liked 
07:00 <Excessive> ummm, if uz r gonnah carry on wif teh wrestlin, I'mnah fckn switch ovah to the other machine n fck wif mah mining rig again
07:00 <Saemon> wow yeh how can they fake that?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not really
07:00 <Saemon> those kendo sticks are real
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but that was actually a good PPV
07:00 <Bastardly_One> couple of excellent bits of entertainment
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and a lot of filler
08:00 <Saemon> lol brie bella slapped the shit out of stephanie
08:00 <Saemon> damn
08:00 <Bastardly_One> all I am saying is those were welts
08:00 <Saemon> that slap was real and she wasnt holin back at all
08:00 <Excessive> orraite ...........
08:00 <Excessive> bbl then
08:00 <Bastardly_One> and real fucking welts
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've finished
08:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno about him
08:00 <Bastardly_One> not much to say as there really wasn't much to see
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yet was good
09:00 <Saemon> has anyone watched game of thrones
09:00 <Saemon> omg
09:00 <Bastardly_One> all I'll really say is 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I haven't enjoyed a ppv like that for a while 
09:00 <Saemon> oberons head was squished and exploded
09:00 <Saemon> was that really necessary?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> in the sense I had fun watching it 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that is all
09:00 <Saemon> men i skipped through most matches
10:00 <Saemon> i only watched the cesaro match fully
10:00 <Saemon> even the shield match i skipped bits
10:00 <Excessive> "the onleh thing we have in common Mr Creedy ............. is that we're both abt to die"
10:00 <Excessive> ye ........... I worked fo all them characters in that show years ago
10:00 <Bastardly_One> well talk about something if you want Excessive
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and what?
11:00 <Excessive> V fo Vendetta
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and wtf was Bo Dallas even there for?
11:00 <Excessive> tis abt  .............
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck was that crap about anyway? 
11:00 <Saemon> lol yeah i lol'd at the end
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know the movie Excessive
11:00 <Excessive> the fight abt protectin Catholicism
11:00 <Saemon> when hes like 'dont worry kofi u will be better in no time'
11:00 <Saemon> rofl
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stand him
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he was the reason I stopped watching NXT for fuck sake
12:00 <Saemon> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> him and Adam fucking Rose
12:00 <Saemon> nows theyre both on raw
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and now NXT is ok again
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> watch NTX Take Over this week
13:00 <Saemon> ooh heard it is good
13:00 <Bastardly_One> not a bad idea for a cross promo as Adam Rose does a bout
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and Natalya and Rick Flair's daughter
13:00 <Excessive> anyways ............ I'm itchin abt gettin the minin rig goin ............ so I'll bbl
13:00 <Bastardly_One> with Brett Hart in one corner
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and Rick in the other
13:00 <Saemon> wow thats awesome
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough Excessive
14:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.wrestlingup.tv/
14:00 <Saemon> http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/photo-stephanie-mcmahon-pees-her-pants-at-payback
15:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.wrestlingup.tv/watch-wwe-nxt-takeover-2014/
15:00 <Saemon> if that was lana or paige
15:00 <Saemon> i'd lick that skirt dry
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
15:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck did I miss that though?
15:00 <Saemon> lol same
16:00 <Saemon> the tv cameras probably didnt pic it up
16:00 <Saemon> maybe this was a photo a fan took
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they did 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember her going up the ramp at the end
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but I didn't take much notice
16:00 <Bastardly_One> as ya don't
16:00 <Saemon> ah ok
16:00 <Saemon> true
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I was trying to annoy you
16:00 <Saemon> i will rewatch it now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> by stating what just happened
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I <3 my hdmi cable
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and lappy to the tv screen
18:00 <Saemon> here here
18:00 <Saemon> i do that with my big plasma
19:00 <Saemon> i play some old school jedi academy like that
19:00 <Saemon> its epic
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hey simba
20:00 <Bastardly_One> if you want another game to buy and dunno why it just came to mind
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but try sleeping dogs
21:00 <Bastardly_One> the ANZ edition
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs I have to be tired 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 5:20 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> brain sleep you fucking arse
22:00 <simba> sleeping dogs never even heard of it...
22:00 <simba> i know true crime tho
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it was going to be True Crime Hong Kong
22:00 <Bastardly_One> there ya go
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you googled?
22:00 <simba> yea\
22:00 <Bastardly_One> worth a look ... 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> bit of a slog in certain places
23:00 <simba> that might be good to get on pc 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but I got it ages ago and never finished it yet
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not bad on the PS3 so ... check ratings out I suppose
23:00 <Bastardly_One> once again I agree with IGN on their review of the PS3 ed
24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a bit too much to expect an asian style GTA though
24:00 <Bastardly_One> which I think some people though they were going to get
25:00 <Bastardly_One> the building your martial arts shit up is really grinding 
25:00 <simba> that would own
25:00 <simba> i always wanted a gta tokyo or something
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's got those elements
25:00 <simba> china town wars was OK for the ds,,
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... not the same
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know what you mean 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I think they did that for pure shock value
26:00 <Bastardly_One> as they went to great lengths to make sure Nintendo let them release a game as crass as usual GTA games
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I lost my copy of that ... just disappeared into thin air
27:00 <Bastardly_One> someone said there's an android version
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... not sure
28:00 <simba> whoa looks like there was an HD remake for iOS..
28:00 <simba> it looks really nice
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I see we both googled
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it looks really nice
30:00 <simba> i havent logged in 2 steam 4 ages
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking for a free version of san andreas android
30:00 <Bastardly_One> as if pay 8 dollars for it 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if it plays as good as Vice City
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll be worth a look
31:00 <simba> lol 1 day i will finish gta III
31:00 <simba> i think i got up to the same mission again on android as i did when i was a kid
31:00 <Bastardly_One> on a tablet that'd be fun I'd think
31:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... same as me on Vice City
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm stuck in the exact same spot I was on the PC version I still actually own for some reason
32:00 <simba> i had gta iii pc
32:00 <simba> back in that day i could only play birdseye view on the old HP family comp
32:00 <simba> 2 slow 
33:00 <simba> ##classic
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not sure if I had that on PC or the PS2
33:00 <Bastardly_One> PS2 for sure ... but not sure if I had that on PC or not
33:00 <Bastardly_One> one game they released
34:00 <simba> i am gonna install that ifruit app just cos i am here
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but on limited format that really should of been on the PS3 and 360
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was Bully
34:00 <Bastardly_One> google Bully
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the Wii edition
34:00 <simba> me 2!!!
34:00 <simba> the "scholarship edition"
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I have that
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
34:00 <simba> i had that on wii it was fun
34:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I still had it now
34:00 <Bastardly_One> was great wasn't it?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they seriously should reboot that
34:00 <simba> gta in a school 
35:00 <simba> i can remember the mini game parts well
35:00 <simba> music lessons 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> make it a last ditch money grab for the 360 and PS3
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd buy the PS3 ed if they did that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and the car ones
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and gym
35:00 <simba> maybe it didnt sell well enough or something cos its a good idea
35:00 <Bastardly_One> scarface was good too
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that did nothing
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not by them but fuckin fuck fuck fuck!
36:00 <simba> maybe they thought it was unsettling to have a game where u run wild in a school 
36:00 <simba> with all the Shcool Shootings
36:00 <Bastardly_One> did that game go off it's chops
36:00 <Bastardly_One> they give Tony Montana a line in it 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that is gold
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he's swearing his head off and goes
36:00 <Bastardly_One> "maybe I should stop fucking saying fuck"
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it picks up where the movie ends
36:00 <simba> i didnt play that but u just reminded me i owned the godfather on wii for a little
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh damn I can't find the mythical PS3 version of that anywhere
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and all stores look at me blank
37:00 <Bastardly_One> like who is this cunt?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> someone from here got me that on the PC
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking one night how much I wanted it 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and two days later they got it on PC for me 
38:00 <simba> those kinda games with the wiimote and nunchuck had potential to be awesome
38:00 <Bastardly_One> never finished it though
38:00 <simba> like resident evil worked so well with that control
38:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck yeah
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and the chainsaw of Tony Montana
38:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why that game never took off
38:00 <Bastardly_One> probably as the mechanics are a bit dodge
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I enjoyed it
39:00 <Bastardly_One> last Res Evil I've played is Gold 5
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I just can't get into fps it seems
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved that Wii edition though
39:00 <Bastardly_One> damn that was good
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so with iFruit
40:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna get a custom licence plate for online?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking of it earlier I was that bored
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ve got the app ... have had it a long time
41:00 <simba> yea im gonna try and set this up now
41:00 <simba> do the social club thing cos i forgot the password twice now
42:00 <simba> Password must be at least 8 characters long, contain a number and an uppercase letter.
42:00 <simba> thats why it fucks me
42:00 <simba> fucken rules
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> go to the email you used to confirm
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just ask for it 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to find where it is on my phone 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> like it's not like I can miss that icon
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it was hiding in the crack in the screen
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> nice i am gonna set a croo up maybe
43:00 <Bastardly_One> do that from the PS3
43:00 <Bastardly_One> much easier
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and I told you I made one
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and got the shits because nobody wanted to play at the time and deleted it 
44:00 <simba> ok ill join the dark side
44:00 <simba> oh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I had yet another one
44:00 <Bastardly_One> then deleted that too
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I get heaps of requests though
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but all of them have the shittest names
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted GOAT
45:00 <Bastardly_One> gamers/greatest of all time
45:00 <simba> im thinking of calling it MARTIN SKRTEL CREW
45:00 <simba> i use MARTINSKRTEL37 on things
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you can tune your online vehcile
47:00 <Bastardly_One> from Los Santos Customs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thining of doing a number plate
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but can't think of anything good
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
47:00 <simba> what about CUM BOYS? would u join that
48:00 <simba> numberplate: CUM
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no and no
48:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as I am heretic-muse
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I might just go for heretic
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but spell it h3r3tIc
49:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> gay
49:00 <Bastardly_One> they put a bit of effort into Life Invader
50:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> chop I dunno if it really helps
51:00 <Bastardly_One> to be honest I've done it a couple of times but never found shit and got bored with taking him in the car places
53:00 <simba> im gonna name it THICK ASS BITCHES or SONS OF SKRTEL
54:00 <simba> damn bitches be banned
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Saemon> i would want Kr1m1n4L B4D455 as my number plate
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <Kr1m1n4L_B4D455> Kr1m1n4L B4D455
55:00 <Saemon> oi lol
56:00 <Saemon> its copyrighted
56:00 <Kr1m1n4L_B4D455> that shilarious
56:00 <Bastardly_One> check
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it can only be 8 letters
56:00 <d0n3_tIm3> ima a hardened cunt
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the Thrust bike
57:00 <Bastardly_One> with bullet proof tires
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and it seriously moves for a big arse bike
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd like it
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I am driving along at top speed minding my own the other day
58:00 <Kr1m1n4L_B4D455> bikes own
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and suddenly this big arse mountain ended
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and I accidently flew
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <Bastardly_One> good bike
58:00 <Bastardly_One> heavier than the Bati though
59:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason I still have over a mill in the bank
59:00 <Kr1m1n4L_B4D455> i wanna do up one of those damn sultans i am gonna go hunt 4 one
59:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I spent 75 grand on that
59:00 <Kr1m1n4L_B4D455> fark
59:00 <Kr1m1n4L_B4D455> i have like 50k
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't pick a favourite car at all
59:00 <Bastardly_One> so I tend not to use one
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh and those mission with bikers at places
00:00 <Bastardly_One> worked out a good strategy
00:00 <Bastardly_One> go to a hill close by and use the sniper rifle
00:00 <Bastardly_One> pop those guys off one by one and they're like what the fuck
01:00 <Bastardly_One> helps heaps
01:00 <Bastardly_One> then you've only got  a few to contend with
01:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of heaps
01:00 <simba> i think i tried that in that crazy house invasion mission but the cops get on u
01:00 <simba> then u call them off but they come str8 back.,,!!
01:00 <simba> i guess u gotta run in
02:00 <simba> after dealing with half
02:00 <simba> i have a 9k bounty loool thats y i turned it off before
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> play solo when that happens
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I do *shrugs*
02:00 <Bastardly_One> even for a 1k one
02:00 <simba> if you successfully avoid the bounty do you get the money or what
02:00 <simba> or just RP or something
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
02:00 <simba> oh NICE
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no the cash
02:00 <simba> v good
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hence it pays to play online by yourself
03:00 <Bastardly_One> see how I got to level 61 with so much cash?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and I play by myself mostly
03:00 <Bastardly_One> include I've got the same house as you
03:00 <Bastardly_One> sold a load of cars
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd have a lot more 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wasted a bit IMO
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember this American guy
04:00 <simba> i managed to get up to 100k so i sold my banshee and bought a bullet
04:00 <simba> but i miss teh banshee
04:00 <Bastardly_One> second week it's out bragging about having all this shit and that shit
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and over a mill in the bank
04:00 <Bastardly_One> blah blah
04:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out he got a Shark Card the loser
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh if I ever get my fucking tank as planned
05:00 <Bastardly_One> then I will get a banshee
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously my tank idea is going to own
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be unstoppable in a tank
05:00 <simba> whats the shark card?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> the in game way of buying credit
05:00 <Bastardly_One> from the PS Store
06:00 <simba> haha wow
06:00 <simba> credit card u buy with real dollas
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck I couldn't stop laughing at him
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but he had a Jeep man!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he was so jizzing over his shitty jeep
06:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking dick
06:00 <Bastardly_One> the guy sounded as old as I am 
07:00 <simba> what a fake
07:00 <simba> he didnt even work for his virtual glory
07:00 <Bastardly_One> and you'd know us old cunts stand out like the proverbial dogs balls on mic
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
07:00 <Bastardly_One> never heard or seen him since
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but the early days had some real fucksticks online
08:00 <Bastardly_One> the aussies are 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> either two types I find
08:00 <Bastardly_One> having a lot of fun or a bit serious in their rage
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't stand the Indians
08:00 <Bastardly_One> they seriously fucking gang up on you in another language
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and you've no idea where the cunts are coming from
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <Bastardly_One> same with those sneaky german fucks
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they always sound so methodical in their destruction
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I imagine in english it's like
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ya next ve vill go for vis one
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and for pure trolling and dissing
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the UK kids
10:00 <Bastardly_One> man do they fucking cry
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and get so ragey on mic
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and always the same shit insults
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I work them into pure rage
10:00 <simba> lol at the methodical indians
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no no no
11:00 <simba> i do need sound for that bit of banter
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the german cunts
11:00 <simba> oh the germans
11:00 <simba> lol
11:00 <simba> deutsch the ruthless machine
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ever had a server of mexicans?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they seriously act like mexican gang bangers
11:00 <Bastardly_One> so funny
11:00 <Bastardly_One> had that once and nearly died laughing
12:00 <Bastardly_One> couldn't stop playing I was having so much fun wetting myself
12:00 <Bastardly_One> you do that again we gonna come fuck you up for real
12:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> get that bullpup shotgun fuckin whatever 
12:00 <simba> using the mic on the xbox sessions i had was a lot of fun
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the new one
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that OWNS
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's right you can't mic can you?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> it really helps you in one on ones that keep going on for a while
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're good at trolling
13:00 <Bastardly_One> childish I know but hey
13:00 <Bastardly_One> cheap thrills
13:00 <simba> thats what im missing
14:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
14:00 <simba> just  like being able to talk shit at the people you get in those one on ones with
14:00 <simba> i bet i am missing a lot of shit talk
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you are
14:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they get quite frustrated 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I like riling up the entire other 11 players sometimes
15:00 <Bastardly_One> then turning off chat
15:00 <Bastardly_One> then turning it back on and saying 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> can't heaaaaaaaaaar you!
15:00 <Bastardly_One> turning it off again
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and going nuts
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hey I have the dollars for ammo
15:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you can own two properties
16:00 <Bastardly_One> have you worked that out yet?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> so in theory you could own up to 20 machines
16:00 <simba> i think so but havent had money 4 another one
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't see the need
16:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said I really don't have any particular car I like
16:00 <simba> the 6 car carage is good
17:00 <simba> maybe a little thing on the other side of the map just to have over there
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and I love the Bati until I got the Thrust
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but you might not like the fact it's definitely heavier
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the way I see it 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> we're in the prime spot
18:00 <simba> i have a sancheaz and bati so i will prob got for this Sultan
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and why waste money on bigger and better when really IMO as I can't decide on more than a Banshee car wise there's no point
18:00 <simba> what about a z type or something awesome
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but you know my mission
18:00 <Bastardly_One> only about 300 grand off I think
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep dying being bored taking out cops and shit
18:00 <simba> the tank is like 1.5 mil?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's it's exact price
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I want that sucker
19:00 <simba> yea have to go for that
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw someone who clearly had a cheat version
19:00 <Bastardly_One> going around the place when the glitch was available
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck was he destroying shit 
19:00 <simba> its funny when you see someone on the map and youre like im gonna go kill this guy a bit then you get to it and its a TANK no wonder nobodys around him
19:00 <Bastardly_One> since then I've been like "I want one"
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so you know what I mean 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're not as easy to get away from as you'd think are they?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why I think you can do some real damage if you want to 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but depends on what you want too
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I also want a helicopter
20:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of asking Lester for one all the time
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's part of my riling up strategy
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I then chase the cunts in a helicopter
21:00 <Bastardly_One> shooting at them
21:00 <Bastardly_One> try it sometime
21:00 <Bastardly_One> best fun
21:00 <simba> i havent used his heli thing
21:00 <simba> going off the radar for a min is good in those one on ones
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that is fun when on mic too
22:00 <Bastardly_One> if you get to a point where you and another player keep stalking each other 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> until either one gets bored
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I had the best fun with that with an aussie guy I've never ever seen of again
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and I did send him a request at the time as I've never had so much fun being hunted
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it was seriously great fun
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and very even in ratio at the end
23:00 <Bastardly_One> was talking to a nice chick the other night
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a surprise as it's pretty damn sexist
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I might even save this money
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and make a female character
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and build her up 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> bounties I survive playing solo online
25:00 <Bastardly_One> think it's about ... feels like forever
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think it's 2hrs maybe
26:00 <Bastardly_One> actually not sure
26:00 <Bastardly_One> feels like forever though
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and I do simeon car steal missions solo too
26:00 <Bastardly_One> if I get one of those I go offine log on again solo and do it 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> solo is good for a lot of reasons
27:00 <Bastardly_One> gives you a feel of missions
27:00 <Bastardly_One> before you go head on into them
27:00 <Bastardly_One> races too
27:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
27:00 <simba> you cant specify to be alone in a server can you?
27:00 <simba> do you mean just jump servers and find an empty one
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah do it this way
27:00 <Bastardly_One> load your game up to normal
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not online
28:00 <Bastardly_One> go to online in options
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and then down the bottom it will give you the option to go solo
28:00 <simba> oh shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> if you load to online it won't work
28:00 <Bastardly_One> turn that fucker off now :P
28:00 <Bastardly_One> before it loads
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and do it my way
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me when it finally loads up normal if you see what I mean
29:00 <simba> oh im already on top of a building.. i asked lester for a chopper and flew up here but now i cant get back in it cos he said i was warned.. even tho its been like 1 second not 12 hours
29:00 <Bastardly_One> as sometimes I don't explain in english IMO
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh fuck that shits me
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you stacked it didnt ya?
29:00 <simba> nah i just landed..! i think the back scraped something a tiny bit
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I always wonder
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the scrape might of done it strangely
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I always wonder if 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a hospital downtown
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one of the places I remember he showed
30:00 <Bastardly_One> if I go there will I find a copter without having to pay 700
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but never get around to it 
31:00 <simba> yea thats the one he took me to
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and how does the mental state work?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I've only done that solo so far
31:00 <simba> peoples indicators just go from white to pink to red when theyre Being Bad
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I dunno if it's made so you specifically *have* to hire them as such
32:00 <simba> and u get RP for killing these Bad Boys or something
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously I can't find copters anywhere 
32:00 <simba> mines been red ever since it became red
32:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaah ok 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> cause smashing people actually builds your strength/health up
32:00 <simba> what about that place near the water thats where people always run off to to get away
32:00 <Bastardly_One> mine is like 80 percent or something
32:00 <simba> heli pads
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh no shit
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno why but I find none
33:00 <Bastardly_One> unless I call Lester
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but as I said I've not tried the hospital roof of my own accord
33:00 <Bastardly_One> might do that tonight
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I do recommend a bit of solo leveling
34:00 <Bastardly_One> until you get bored enough to want to do it with others kind of thing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> very good way to test stuff out
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hence I'm a pro racer
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and shit 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I love people betting against me 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I know the tracks usually so well I win or come 2nd 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and some of those new races
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me they would be mental with others
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'd recommend memorising them solo a bit first
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't fly in the flying races though
36:00 <simba> i should do that cos i launched into some random races earlier that had retarded amounts of jumps and shit
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and I do think I'm ok in a copter which is strange
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah seriously do the solo strategy plan
36:00 <Bastardly_One> not only builds levels up
37:00 <Bastardly_One> gives you practice on certain missions
37:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly you don't get ones that need more than one player ... but can have more than one 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but you'll notice missions are missing
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yet I've found some single ones 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> rare but findable if you go up the right roads and shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yay bikeage
38:00 <Bastardly_One> one day I will find one of those chests
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I swear I was in the right place last time
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and Ron rang and whined and shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and never did find it in 3hrs
39:00 <Bastardly_One> got bored and logged off
40:00 <simba> the crate drops? they are stupid i dont get it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah those
40:00 <simba> once the ? box came up for me and i got it
40:00 <Bastardly_One> never ever ever have I found one
40:00 <simba> but when you see the green cirle and youre waiting for it it seems to take forever
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and?
40:00 <simba> i havent actually seen it drop or anything
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooh
40:00 <simba> just once i managed to get it when it already dropped
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got ya
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I've waited hours I swear
40:00 <simba> idk how that works
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah me either properly
41:00 <Bastardly_One> pity it's not the weekend or I'd give it a go and figure it out later
41:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe remind me on the weekend 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm bound to forget
41:00 <simba> ok i just rode my bike in the back of a sandking xl whatever its called and its on the ute part
41:00 <simba> this owns
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think I have that game sussed if that make sense
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh there is one mission I can see a tank being handy for
43:00 <Bastardly_One> breaking into get the jets
43:00 <Bastardly_One> can't do that for shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I get so jealous when I hear jets roar over when I'm playing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking "those cunts just did that mission"
45:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
45:00 <Bastardly_One> time for me to say ni ni 
45:00 <simba> the game totally got confused and couldnt put them both in the garage
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> cool experiment though
46:00 <simba> ok ninni
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah if you prefer bikes
47:00 <Bastardly_One> do get a Thrust ... do the race first in solo
47:00 <Bastardly_One> to see if you like it 
47:00 <simba> oh ok nice
47:00 <Bastardly_One> if you do ... good 75 grand 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it a lot *shrugs*
47:00 <Bastardly_One> on that note
47:00 <Bastardly_One> have fun
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and level catch up to me :P
17:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/0hZh4pg-IUQ
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ZOMBY vs GAMEBOY (Apr 14, 2008) 1:36 - Category: Music - 7,931 views - 49 likes (92.5%), 4 dislikes (7.5%)
21:00 <milk> what is one supposed to think when a bunch of cocaine addicted homosexuals sit you down and say "THanks for all you efforts, we'll take it from here. See you on the other side".
22:00 <milk> no no, listen to this. It's 1996. The SAS mirage out of the ether around a member of my family. They sit him down and say, sorry mate, you're not respecting my cool.
34:00 <bruce> My computer won't connect to irc 
34:00 <bruce> Says I got internet 
35:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> well your fucked then arent you :D
35:00 <Excessive> don't yah know tis a cryyyyyyyyyyyyin shame
35:00 <bruce> No ur face is
35:00 <bruce> Yah
35:00 <Excessive> when u gots urself to blame
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> i could tell you how to fix it but because your a cunt now i wont :)
36:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> you're*
38:00 <bruce> Im a cunt? 
38:00 <bruce> You seem surprised? 
53:00 <Excessive> she's a bit slow that 1
56:00 <milk> Dear Mr Kieran Perkins, I have never seen such a senseless waste of potential. A man of your statue really should be maturing well and endeavouring to break old records, like Cliff Richard ones. thanks.
00:00 <Fez> No
02:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up milk
34:00 <BlackDevil> this is loof https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7085612288/h6EB746AE/
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
39:00 <BlackDevil> your dick is smooth today josh
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes it is
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmm tablet wont turn on
45:00 <BlackDevil> josh
46:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nzzOteWiYk
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clothing Optional (Date not found) 0:56 - Category: Comedy - 3,670 views - 1 likes (20%), 4 dislikes (80%)
50:00 <BlackDevil> josh http://www.brobible.com/life/article/two-people-drowned-pit-poo-cellphone/
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> is it beer time?
10:00 <simba> BlackDevil found https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-ash4/370698_100001890920256_615667990_n.jpg
44:00 <wolfy> Important annoucement.
47:00 <ShadowLurker> awolf sucks cocks
48:00 <wolfy> im not awolf
48:00 <Mew> wolfy was pz or something i think
48:00 <wolfy> Hey do you guys know that beeehhh posted a picture of his old drivers license in here well all 3 of the ones he had i still got the picture on my computer at home hahaha that poor cunt got given some hungry jacks and kicked the fuck out the country
49:00 <Fez> You are a wolf... your wolfy
49:00 <wolfy> yeh im pz
49:00 <Mew> fuck im good 
49:00 <wolfy> anyway I'd just like to say that well getting my ADSL modem in a few days will be back online and gonna have big LULZ been planning this for months
49:00 <Fez> Lol
49:00 <Fez> How lame
50:00 <wolfy> make you shit der cunt
50:00 <Mew> https://au.tv.yahoo.com/sunrise/video/watch/24089056/baby-strapped-to-wedding-dress/
50:00 <wolfy> paste again cleared screen
50:00 <wolfy> at fucken net cafe
50:00 <Fez> Oh my
50:00 <Fez> Lol
50:00 <wolfy> waiting for my new adsl modem
50:00 <wolfy> hmm wonder if i can burn a cd at the net cafe
51:00 <Mew> breakin tha laww breakin tha lawww
51:00 <Fez> Hi mew
51:00 <Mew> hi fezlik
52:00 <wolfy> i might go get drunk ill be back on later 
52:00 <wolfy> got some aces up my sleeve to make me laugh on here
52:00 <Mew> oh goody
52:00 <ShadowLurker> awolf/pz whatever
52:00 <ShadowLurker> both trolls
52:00 <wolfy> Might go hunt my some currys.
53:00 <Mew> i cant believe i got it right LOL
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
53:00 <wolfy> I rekon they could turn into a curry haha
53:00 <Mew> irc xpurt
53:00 <Fez> Can any troll spell?
53:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
53:00 <Fez> Didnt think so
54:00 <OutOnBail> ??
54:00 <ShadowLurker> some of them completely leave out words
54:00 <OutOnBail> anyone play SAMP ?
55:00 <Fez> Its like theyre all asian
55:00 <Mew> nope
55:00 <OutOnBail> wtyu
55:00 <ShadowLurker> cant be fez
55:00 <ShadowLurker> asians are generally smart
55:00 <Serenity> asians are smart
55:00 <ShadowLurker> O.O
55:00 <Fez> U get dumb cunts in any race
56:00 <ShadowLurker> most of them reside here
58:00 <Fez> That sucks
59:00 <Serenity> all good
59:00 <Serenity> theres a few goodies
00:00 <Fez> How many good ones you met?
05:00 <ShadowLurker> speaking of retards
05:00 <Serenity> well i average about 18 people in my chan so that many
07:00 <beehhh> almost 7million population were born overseas
08:00 <beehhh> that inc abbott and gillard
08:00 <ShadowLurker> there it is
08:00 <beehhh> and ms wong
19:00 <faux> ARE YOU WATCHING TVD
20:00 <Maurice> ARE YOU YELLING AT ME
20:00 <faux> YES
20:00 <Maurice> But no coz I have to go out again soon and collect my child from nerd school
20:00 <faux> FFS THIS IS WHY PWOPLE SHOULDNT HAVE KIDS
21:00 <faux> too many TV shows to catch up on
21:00 <faux> LOL
21:00 <Maurice> He's off to camp after school so I kick the other 2 to bed at 7.30 so can watch
21:00 <Serenity> WHY ISNT HE AT CAM
21:00 <faux> I wanna know your reaction to the finale 
21:00 <Serenity> P
21:00 <faux> Im dying here
21:00 <Serenity> oh.
21:00 <Maurice> He goes at 3
21:00 <Serenity> where are they going
21:00 <Serenity> i know you told me but i cant remember
22:00 <Maurice> To the most boring place in the cosmos
22:00 <Serenity> oh boo
24:00 <Fez> Tasmania?
29:00 <Excessive> I don't mind this ........... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XbQsjRc7L0
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pendulum - ABC News Theme Remix Full Version + Download (May 20, 2010) 2:44 - Category: Music - 328,888 views - 1,493 likes (98%), 31 dislikes (2%)
32:00 <faux> Serenity did you explore yet
38:00 <Serenity> yeah i think ive seen everything lol
38:00 <Serenity> now to wait
41:00 <Serenity> ive got a tute thursday night
42:00 <faux> Oh sick
43:00 <faux> Are your lectures uploaded 
43:00 <Serenity> not yet
43:00 <faux> I don't have tutes we have all our lectures uploaded and weekly work posted on the db
43:00 <Serenity> this blackboard shit is hard to navigate
44:00 <faux> You'll get used to it, its prob diff cos diff unis so idk if I can help
44:00 <faux> Screenshot maybe if you want 
44:00 <Serenity> i think ive got most of it sorted
44:00 <Serenity> just remembering where each bit is haha
44:00 <faux> How exciting
45:00 <faux> I CBF doing anything 
45:00 <faux> I just wanna sleep
45:00 <Serenity> i couldnt sleep last night after i figured out i had all my logins
45:00 <Serenity> -.-
46:00 <faux> Lol
46:00 <faux> I just made lunch and I'm falling asleep while its cooling down
47:00 <Serenity> aww lol
47:00 <faux> Its so cold today 
47:00 <Serenity> im reading everyones posts
47:00 <faux> And I CBF putting pants on
47:00 <Serenity> theyre all so chatty
47:00 <Serenity> ugh
47:00 <faux> Leather lounges are not cool in the cold me ass is frozen
47:00 <faux> LOL yeah but some people are interesting 
48:00 <faux> Youll meet annoying do gooders lol
48:00 <Serenity> like 10% of our overall grade is for contribution to the online chat
48:00 <faux> Then nice ones
48:00 <faux> Omg ewww
48:00 <faux> Luckiily I haven't been marked for participation in any units yet
48:00 <faux> Thank fuck
48:00 <Serenity> we have to join in with debates and discussions n shit im like.. fuck. i dont want to talk to these people
49:00 <faux> I like joining in when I want not cos I have to
49:00 <faux> I've made some pretty good friends though
49:00 <Serenity> spose thats part of sociology you kind of have to dicuss things
49:00 <Serenity> discuss..
49:00 <faux> We have a fb group where we all help each other out
49:00 <Serenity> thats cool
49:00 <faux> Its good fun
50:00 <Serenity> theres like
50:00 <Serenity> 8 sarahs in our group
50:00 <faux> Haha
50:00 <Serenity> im like.. ugh just call me sezz
50:00 <faux> Oh my
50:00 <faux> Are there any old people 
51:00 <faux> I had some 70 something lady in my last unit
51:00 <faux> Lol
51:00 <Serenity> i havent noticed any yet but theres a few who i havent checked out
51:00 <Serenity> oldest one thats posted so far is like 44
51:00 <faux> Ah yeah
52:00 <faux> K I'm gonna eat and finish this show so I can do some work before I crash zzzzzz
52:00 <Serenity> such a range of ages!
52:00 <Serenity> 20 year olds 40 year olds
52:00 <faux> I'll bbs
52:00 <faux> Enjoy
52:00 <Serenity> haah okies
52:00 <faux> And g'luck!
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> fishing tonight
30:00 <Lumeah> Hi picture boy ;) 
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> hi
34:00 <Lumeah> Ohh fishing. Yay. 
37:00 <Fez> I go to the freezers at woolies to do my fishing
38:00 <Mew> did you get the pic too Lumeah?
38:00 <Mew> I THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL OMFGBBQHAX
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh get over it
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> its only cock
39:00 <Mew> hehehe
39:00 <Mew> iz only pen15
39:00 <omfgbbqhax> and not very good peis anyway
40:00 <omfgbbqhax> penis
41:00 <Fez> Oh my
41:00 <Fez> Flacid?
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> semi
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just held it in my hand
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> makes it look bigger
43:00 <Fez> Small hands aye
48:00 <Fez> So did demonsrun
48:00 <DemonsRun> Did not
49:00 <Fez> Lies
49:00 <DemonsRun> No lies
49:00 <Fez> Any pies?
49:00 <DemonsRun> None
50:00 <Fez> Oh
50:00 <Fez> This sucks
50:00 <DemonsRun> I want corn frittas :(
51:00 <Fez> Go make us some
52:00 <Mew> i have banana cinnamon pancake batter in de fridge
52:00 <Mew> but cbf cooking it 
52:00 <DemonsRun> I'm not making them when I can buy them
53:00 <Fez> Bring it over
53:00 <Mew> sounds like a whole lot of effort
56:00 <Fez> Not rly
58:00 <DemonsRun> I'm making frittas. Bbl
21:00 <Fez> I wanna be a crazy cat lady
36:00 <Fez> Hi tradie43
37:00 <tradie43> hi Fez
38:00 <Fez> U got cats?
38:00 <tradie43> nope..u
38:00 <Fez> Any dogs?
39:00 <tradie43> nah
39:00 <Fez> U a tradie?
39:00 <tradie43> yeh
40:00 <Fez> Painter?
40:00 <tradie43> nah
41:00 <Serenity> brickie? plasterer?
41:00 <Fez> Tiler?
41:00 <tradie43> tiler
41:00 <Fez> I win
41:00 <tradie43> congratulations
42:00 <Fez> Ta
42:00 <Fez> Whays ya fave size tile?
42:00 <Fez> Whats*
42:00 <tradie43> 3.0 x1.50
43:00 <Fez> Whys that?
47:00 <Fez> Same
57:00 <BlackDevil> Mew
57:00 <BlackDevil> mate
57:00 <BlackDevil> or Serenity
57:00 <BlackDevil> my other mate
57:00 <BlackDevil> http://24.media.tumblr.com/826b504c2871b60d876b88be21a5688f/tumblr_n6j2guTEHe1qdlh1io1_400.gif
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> stupid flu!
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> how good is waking up with cock in youhow good is waking up with cock in you
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ronnie you still play bowls?
56:00 <TheRon> yes!
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent seen bowls on tele for yonks
56:00 <TheRon> fox sports
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahh
57:00 <TheRon> premier league earlier in the year
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> im hoping the baseball comes back to channel ONE
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
58:00 <TheRon> hate baseball
58:00 <TheRon> too slow
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
59:00 <TheRon> at least in crikcet they can aim for the head
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking wireless crap
00:00 <TheRon> blame the govt
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> need a long cable, just cbf going on coz still sick
01:00 <TheRon> seen any good tit flicks lately?
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> um, new movies? not new, not since that vampire one at cinemas, going to cinemas this weekend tho, saw The Grey that was great, didnt like hangover 3 at all
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 movies i wana see at cinema tho
02:00 <TheRon> x-men?
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha nah
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3 foreign movies
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> one, Winter Sleep, won best foreign film at Cannes
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> one im seeing on weekend won at chicago international film festival :D
04:00 <TheRon> any french films like "french chicks in the nuddy!"
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> probably a bit nuddy in EDEN
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> which is about the beginning and rise of House music
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's french
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> those sluts are always keen to get their shit out on camera
05:00 <TheRon> you seen filipino furburger? :)
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> no? lol! wot
07:00 <TheRon> it's a quality foreign film
07:00 <TheRon> a bit arty for me but still
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
11:00 <Fez> Breasts?!
11:00 <TheRon> please
11:00 <Fez> I have 0
11:00 <TheRon> i have hairy nipples
12:00 <Fez> Thats attractive
12:00 <TheRon> it is
12:00 <TheRon> chicks love it
12:00 <Fez> Chicks have breasts
13:00 <TheRon> yes they do
27:00 <TheRon> cant i have another piece of chocolate cake, tammy baker has a lot on her plate
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm sammiches
52:00 <TheRon> hello ladies....at the monet i have about 4 inches of arsecrack hanging out the back of jeans
08:00 <TheRon> beer boobs sport
16:00 <fawks> That's hot TheRon
16:00 <Pyro-> (y)
17:00 <fawks> Luv me a gud crack
17:00 <TheRon> weep little lion man you're not as brave as you were at the start
17:00 <fawks> I have honey soy chicken skewers 
17:00 <fawks> Should I cook them in the oven or pan 
17:00 <milk> well my attempt to get a new car failed
18:00 <TheRon> i'd grill but oven is good if lazy
18:00 <milk> this country is fucked, Labour destroyed it
18:00 <TheRon> milk please
18:00 <TheRon> the liberals are fucking it more
18:00 <Serenity> grill
19:00 <fawks> Oh I forgot I had a grill
19:00 <fawks> I never use it
19:00 <milk> people on welfare cant even screw the government for a new car because Labour shutdown the car industry......
19:00 <TheRon> good time to
19:00 <fawks> I might still use the oven 
19:00 <fawks> what's the diff
19:00 <fawks> Lol
19:00 <TheRon> the grill marks
20:00 <TheRon> and drying out the chicken
20:00 <fawks> How long in the grill 
20:00 <TheRon> small peices so 3 or 4 on each side
21:00 <Pyro-> grill
21:00 <fawks> How long in the oven 
21:00 <TheRon> 10 mins
21:00 <TheRon> pre heated oven
21:00 <fawks> On both sifes
21:00 <fawks> Also its gas
22:00 <fawks> Omg I haven't cooked skewers in forevs 
22:00 <milk> you can blame T.A. but he didnt initiate the funding dropoff
22:00 <fawks> I should just take the neat off the sticks at cook them in a pan
22:00 <milk> he didnt spend all the money
22:00 <fawks> meat*
22:00 <fawks> Lol
22:00 <Adonis> is it me, or is it tired in here?
22:00 <milk> now a person like me would be a natural lefty
22:00 <fawks> wot
23:00 <Serenity> milk stfu
23:00 <milk> but the reality is, money no longer grows on trees
23:00 <fawks> Golly
24:00 <Fez> I heard theron likes breasts
25:00 <Fez> Can i have confirmation plz
25:00 <TheRon> oh yes
26:00 <Adonis> i'll take some money off trees please
27:00 <TheRon> adonis if you stay on the roids, you too will have breasts
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll smoke that money
27:00 <Fez> Oh good
29:00 <TheRon> iiii i'm so inlove with you, what ever you want to do is alright with meeeeeeee
29:00 <Fez> You = breasts?
30:00 <TheRon> is there anything breasts can't do?
30:00 <Fez> Yes
30:00 <TheRon> like what?
31:00 <Adonis> TheRon: is that so?
31:00 <Adonis> you mean I'll get gyno from an increase in estrogen?
31:00 <Fez> Im not sure yet
31:00 <TheRon> why not
31:00 <milk> well that is a fault with westminster I suppose.... one team gets full lockout then it flips
31:00 <Adonis> what if I'm using aromatizing inhibitors
31:00 <TheRon> no idea
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will be right here waiting for you
33:00 <TheRon> youuuuuuuuuuuu wait till tomorrow
37:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!
37:00 <Fez> Tits
37:00 <TheRon> norgs
37:00 <Fez> Knockers
37:00 <Fez> Milk mountains
38:00 <TheRon> funbags
38:00 <Fez> Wobbly wonders?
38:00 <TheRon> yes
39:00 <Fez> Yay
39:00 <fawks> God dammit stupid skewers are still a bit frozen 
39:00 <milk> aw c'mon, just tie the fucker into his saddle and slap the horses rump
45:00 <TheRon> we're up all night to get lucky
47:00 <TheRon> partay on wayne
49:00 <TheRon> partay all the time, partay all the time
49:00 <partay> Party time! Excellent!
49:00 <TheRon> don't be a lemon, be a rosebud
50:00 <partay> Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?
50:00 <TheRon> no
50:00 <TheRon> i'd do jessica rabbit though
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> YES
50:00 <partay> yep
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3ed June 2014, you know what that means.
52:00 <partay> hahahaha
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3rd*
52:00 <TheRon> no
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> means it's the 3rd of June 2014!
54:00 <TheRon> i'm one step closer to the edge and i'm about to break
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill break, you keep singing that shit
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
56:00 <TheRon> that's freedom
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> FREEEEDOOOOOOOMM FREEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
57:00 <Fez> Boobs need freedom
57:00 <TheRon> !no bra!!
59:00 <TheRon> a hard earned thirst deserves in ice cold and the best cold beer is vic, victoria bitter
00:00 <Fez> Ice cold nips*
01:00 <TheRon> careful those things will take an eye out
01:00 <Fez> Better keep em in ya mouth then aye
02:00 <TheRon> beer
02:00 <Fez> Beereasts :D
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm gonna go to a new mexican place
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> time to shave my bum hairs!
02:00 <TheRon> oktoberfest is a dream of mine
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont want any mexican women smelling my awesome bum hairs
03:00 <TheRon> seen that mu yu tambien?
05:00 <TheRon> just a question, when did mew get a cock in her?
05:00 <Fez> Oktoberbreast?
05:00 <TheRon> busty german beer wenches
05:00 <Fez> Is mew german?
06:00 <TheRon> south australian, close enough
06:00 <Fez> Oh sweet
07:00 <TheRon> fez come to munich with me it
07:00 <TheRon> boob a palooza
07:00 <Fez> Hehehe
07:00 <Fez> How can i say no
08:00 <TheRon> boobs
09:00 <Fez> Theres no i in boob
09:00 <TheRon> nope
09:00 <TheRon> seen total recall??
09:00 <TheRon> 3 boobs
09:00 <Fez> No i..
10:00 <Fez> Lilly allen has 3 nips
10:00 <Fez> Unless it that other chick i forget the name of
10:00 <[[x]]> hmm i for one would like to partake of said nips...
11:00 <TheRon> the nips are getting bigger
11:00 <[[x]]> whoah ohhh
12:00 <Fez> I like dinner plate nips
13:00 <TheRon> huge areola
14:00 <TheRon> i'm sporting a full on beard at the moment and i like it
14:00 <Fez> I cant grow them
15:00 <TheRon> you poor bastard
15:00 <TheRon> i'm going down in a blazy of glory
16:00 <robot> hey niggers
17:00 <TheRon> you're like school in summertime
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> BAJA STEAK
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Grilled steak, onion & capsicum, coriander & lime rice, lettuce, salsa fresca and sour cream
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^that sounds good!
29:00 <TheRon> i don't like sour cream, is that weird?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> nope
32:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
32:00 <BlackDevil> mate
32:00 <BlackDevil> you seen penny dreadful?
32:00 <TheRon> there's tit in that
32:00 <BlackDevil> yea
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> nuh
33:00 <BlackDevil> but not a lot
33:00 <BlackDevil> like game of thrones
33:00 <TheRon> damn
33:00 <TheRon> why am i watching?
35:00 <BlackDevil> but this is a horror tv show
35:00 <BlackDevil> vampires
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer
35:00 <BlackDevil> supernatural shit
35:00 <BlackDevil> bit boring
35:00 <TheRon> i hate vampires
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> im waiting for From Dusk Till Dawn series to come on tele
35:00 <TheRon> ever since twilight
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Twilight movie rules
35:00 <BlackDevil> dusk till dawn only good part is
35:00 <BlackDevil> the movie
35:00 <BlackDevil> thats it
35:00 <BlackDevil> anything else is shit
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> apparently the show is quite good
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what I heard
36:00 <TheRon> tarrantino directing?
36:00 <BlackDevil> dont think so
36:00 <TheRon> nah i won't be watching
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah dont think so
37:00 <TheRon> you watch from dusk till dawn for the humour
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> there's no humour in the show
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> not like the movie
38:00 <TheRon> exactly why i won't be watching it
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's not supposed to be like the film
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> that'd just be stupid
39:00 <BlackDevil> Robert Rodriguez
39:00 <BlackDevil> thats who directed the series
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> and tbh i dont think the film is all that great
39:00 <TheRon> and making it not like the film is less stupid
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> tarantino could do some good by selling more scripts
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> like with Natural Born Killers, he hated the film but he could have never made a better version
40:00 <TheRon> he's retired now?
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> those people never really retire
40:00 <TheRon> geniuses
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> not sure about that
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> a film is hit and miss
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's why big companies and production companies prefer to get behind blockbusters
41:00 <TheRon> he's so much better than michael bay
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah but michael bay brings in the big dollars every time
42:00 <TheRon> he's still shit
42:00 <BlackDevil> lol
42:00 <BlackDevil> i need to eat something
42:00 <BlackDevil> how about your vagina?
42:00 <TheRon> 69 dinner for two
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i don't think he's shit, good at what he does
43:00 <TheRon> i don't buy the transformers shit he's selling
43:00 <Saemon> OMFG!!!! TheRon
43:00 <Saemon> THE SHIELD SPLITS ON RAW WTF??!?
43:00 <Saemon> fucken hell ffs
44:00 <Saemon> i had just spoiled myslef
44:00 <Saemon> by going to the ewretlingnews website
44:00 <Saemon> cuz i thougt nothing interesting would happen on raw todya
44:00 <TheRon> a little diddy, about jack and diane, two american kids growing up in the heartland
44:00 <Saemon> definately wouldnt have expected the shield to break up afer their vicotry agaisnt evolution at payback
45:00 <[[x]]> I'd judge it on success, michael bay has made millions, people saying he's shit . . . how much have they made in the film industry ? ;)
45:00 <Fez> With tits?
45:00 <Kynetic> tits gets the $$ every time
45:00 <TheRon> micael bay is still shit
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn, i hate games that only have one save spot
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> slot*
46:00 <TheRon> he made pearl harbour, he's shit
47:00 <TheRon> oliver stone making transformers would've made it believeable
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was a good film
47:00 <TheRon> sure it've been set in vietnam but still
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> nothing about transformers is believable
48:00 <[[x]]> ^
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> oliver stone's Vietnam Trilogy is great though, I love Heaven and Earth.
48:00 <TheRon> i love platoon
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah that was based on his experience 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like the other two more
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> and tommy lee jones in Heaven and Earth, my gosh
49:00 <TheRon> charlie sheen, who would've thought
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Im a big young guns fan, and i've always loved when he dies, made me smile :D
50:00 <TheRon> willem da foe and tom berenger are brilliant
50:00 <TheRon> johnny depp
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> dafoe
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> depp is hardly in the final cut
50:00 <TheRon> yeah dafoe
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Depp was great in Public ENemies
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> though I wish Marion Colliard would put some effort into an american accent
53:00 <TheRon> i like french directors at least they throw some tit in there
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> slack slut
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> that really isnt the case with all french movies dude
53:00 <TheRon> would you?
53:00 <BlackDevil> add me on skype as alta.mayr
53:00 <TheRon> marion colliard, would you?
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> would I what
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fk her, no
56:00 <TheRon> shag?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> she has a nice face
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> not attracted to her body type
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucked a chick kinda looked like that not that long ago, so boyish, yuck
58:00 <TheRon> maurice would
58:00 <TheRon> :)
58:00 <Saemon> lol amen to that.
58:00 <TheRon> all we hear is radio gaga
59:00 <Fez> And then the breasts came out and they all said amen
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> monicca bellucci back when she was younger
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> -c
59:00 <TheRon> big norgs
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> great body beautiful face
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's an old nag now
07:00 <Bastardly_One> evening arseholes
14:00 <robot> hi 
14:00 <robot> whats happening
18:00 <cYbR> just had my first cone in 6 months :3
18:00 <cYbR> ( ≖‿≖)
18:00 <matrix> That's nice for you
18:00 <cYbR> it sure is
19:00 <Bastardly_One> WOW!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oi fuckwit
20:00 <Bastardly_One> this is important kind of 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Seth Rollins joins Evolution
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
21:00 <matrix> Wtf???
23:00 <Bastardly_One> just what I said
23:00 <Bastardly_One> well, fuck me sideways
23:00 <Bastardly_One> never saw that coming
24:00 <matrix> No offense but I wouldnt fuck you frontways let alone sideways
28:00 <cYbR> this guy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThipJ0AAJiA
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A brief visit with Michael Grab and his Gravity Glue (Aug 18, 2011) 7:21 - Category: Entertainment - 89,040 views - 661 likes (98.7%), 9 dislikes (1.3%)
43:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
47:00 <Rak> hot n spicy?
49:00 <Serenity> wicked wings
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking rude
50:00 <Serenity> excuse you
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you did the second time didn't you? the first time you couldn't believe it 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> (comic genius!)
53:00 <TheRiddler> yes I have wicked wings
54:00 <Serenity> wicked wings are the best part of kfc
54:00 <Serenity> the rest is shite
54:00 <TheRiddler> the new tuesday deal is 12 for 12
54:00 <TheRiddler> 6 chicken pieces n 6 crispy strips
55:00 <Serenity> i cant remember the last time i had kfc
55:00 <Serenity> cause it always seems like a really good idea and then it tastes awful
55:00 <TheRiddler> lol
56:00 <TheRiddler> yep
56:00 <Serenity> cept wicked wings
56:00 <Serenity> theyre always a good idea
57:00 <TheRiddler> their crispy strips are ok but you can get better elsewhere
57:00 <TheRiddler> or make your own
57:00 <milk> time for some fatboy slim
02:00 <Bastardly_One> red rooster still do their strips?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they used to be delicious
04:00 <TheRiddler> pretty sure
05:00 <TheRiddler> I miss their old spicy chicken peices
05:00 <TheRiddler> hai fawks
05:00 <fawks> hello
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> penis
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> i has burrito
05:00 <TheRiddler> like some kfc? 
05:00 <TheRiddler> :p
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> new mexican place opened!
13:00 <Lish> Mmmmm burrito
13:00 <Lish> Why aren't they on my diet menu
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had half n some awesome chips with kick ass flavour on em and now i got half a burrito and a bowl of somethin yum i cant eat ahah
15:00 <Lish> I am dying without basketball to watch 
15:00 <Lish> That sounds delicious PandasDontDrive 
15:00 <Lish> I had a small chicken breast and veggies lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> watch some bouncy tits instead
15:00 <TheRiddler> :p
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yum Lish
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> i usuaally have fish for dinner with veg and rice
15:00 <Lish> Not burrito yum
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <fawks> i had honey soy chicken skewers
19:00 <fawks> they were delish
19:00 <Lish> Yum
19:00 <Lish> I hurt from the gym
19:00 <Lish> I should have showered, I've frozen up
19:00 <Lish> Can't move haha
20:00 <fawks> where do you live
20:00 <fawks> im in syd and its like freeeeeeeeeeezing tonight
20:00 <fawks> and i usually love the cold
21:00 <fawks> lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> u should lay down and rest after going to the gym
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i missed neighbours again and i was only gonna watch it for this new kickboxing HOTTIE
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ima stalk her ass
23:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you South Australians
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One > https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10433893_10152217808835838_2789708027305458274_n.jpg
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I know this guy who goes offline between 7pm and 7:30pm every night for Home and Away
24:00 <Lish> People still watch neighbours?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant stand those shows in all honesty, but checking her out mm
24:00 <Lish> fawks: Melbourne, it's cold here too
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's cold not in Melbourne too
24:00 <Serenity> fawksss im going to crryyy lol
24:00 <fawks> whyyy
24:00 <Serenity> these people are all so smart
24:00 <fawks> lol thats how i felt
25:00 <Serenity> ive gotta write 1500 words.. its gonna end up looking like chris spewed on the page
25:00 <fawks> using all this academic jargon and im like shu bro
25:00 <fawks> youll get into it breatheeeee
25:00 <fawks> whens it due
25:00 <Serenity> theyve got all these fucken psyche words and im like.. lolwot
25:00 <Serenity> 29th of this month
26:00 <fawks> so you have just over 3 weeks, youll be ok
26:00 <fawks> just start researching
26:00 <fawks> whats the question
27:00 <Serenity> we get to chose from two hang on
27:00 <fawks> also idc what all these stupid hardcore 'i went to uni after highschool' cunts say about omg bro i used ta do assignments like 3 minutez b dey due and aced em
27:00 <fawks> i wouldnt leave shit til last minute
27:00 <fawks> cos youll stress
27:00 <fawks> so im gonna be a nerd and say plan shit, research, draft etc
27:00 <Bastardly_One> never ever leave shit until the last min
28:00 <Bastardly_One> look what happened to me in the end and I never made it back
28:00 <Serenity> "Individual identity is shaped in a social context. Discuss this proposition in relation to interaction versus structures."
28:00 <Serenity> or
28:00 <Serenity> "*Individual identity is shaped by two main factors, socialisation and culture. Explain how these two factors operate to produce identity."
28:00 <fawks> omg
28:00 <Bastardly_One> don't even be tempted to dig a hole you think you can get out of easy
28:00 <fawks> i had to write soimething similar
28:00 <fawks> lol
28:00 <fawks> about identity and culture
28:00 <Serenity> im starting like right now
28:00 <Serenity> haha it MIGHT get done in 3 weeks
28:00 <fawks> i wrote about jean michel basquiat
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so you can do it on a person to explain
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
29:00 <fawks> who you asking
29:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I guess both of you
29:00 <Serenity> i dont think it has to be on any one person
29:00 <Serenity> just how the factors work
29:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly did 
30:00 <fawks> we're not doing the same unit. lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, well to me that's interesting 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I always have trouble with opening sentences though
30:00 <fawks> sometims i wanna punch you in the neck
30:00 <fawks> just sayin
30:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I get the first few
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up, I was asking both because you confused me for a sec 
30:00 <Serenity> well thats why you get the question then write your thesis
30:00 <Serenity> after that it should be reasonably easy
31:00 <Bastardly_One> violent little bitch
31:00 <fawks> the thesis statement always kills me
31:00 <fawks> i change it like 100 times
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> just fuck up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ya wookie!
32:00 <fawks> from LA 2 TOKYOOOOO
32:00 <fawks> im so fancaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone watch The Feed?
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> in india, rape proof underwear, shocks the attempted rapist and alerts authorities!
33:00 <Serenity> i know what i want to say kind of
33:00 <fawks> rapex
34:00 <Serenity> its just getting it out in a way that doent sound like a 3 year old
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> rapex
35:00 <Bastardly_One> how many of the students are return to study students?
35:00 <Doodle> rapex is the best dating site
35:00 <Serenity> fair few of them
35:00 <Bastardly_One> then you'd not be expected to write the most brilliant piece in the world would you?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean, stress less about it sounding too simplistic
36:00 <Bastardly_One> until you've read some shit, got some stuff in your head and stuff
36:00 <dematerialised> yeah it's a 101 course
36:00 <dematerialised> stress less :)
37:00 <fawks> wot
38:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> how?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> where?
38:00 <fawks> stfu
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and more importantly
38:00 <Bastardly_One> how much?
38:00 <couleurs> show tites zoey denershenerl
38:00 <Bastardly_One> say please
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm starting new game of red dead redemption ahehehe
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> so happy i got rid of fucken gta V
40:00 <fawks> IM SO FANCAY
40:00 <fawks> mewmew
42:00 <fawks> lol
42:00 <fawks> i youtubed im so fancy
42:00 <fawks> and this came up
42:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuQGyOpLsMY
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Plus Size OOTD: I'm So Fancy (Date not found) 1:11 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 3,954 views - 241 likes (98%), 5 dislikes (2%)
42:00 <fawks> shes cute idgaf
43:00 <simba> qt w/ a bt
44:00 <fawks> lol
44:00 <fawks> dear god
44:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!!
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> piss floor
46:00 <fawks> dammit now i cant stop watching these sideone
46:00 <fawks> s
46:00 <fawks> lol 1:35 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=habS2tqNHJE
46:00 <fawks> her eyebrows
46:00 <fawks> yum.
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Plus Size OOTD - Fall In May? (Date not found) 2:49 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 916 views - 19 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:00 <simba> im actually subscribed 2 that rae person lol
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone gonna watch Insigh tonight?
48:00 <fawks> LOL
48:00 <simba> my yt subs are a mess like tumblr now
49:00 <dematerialised> i'd give that lady a cuddle
49:00 <fawks> shes cute
49:00 <dematerialised> not a fan of the heels though
49:00 <fawks> and seems confident
49:00 <fawks> i like dat
49:00 <dematerialised> confidence is supremely sexy
50:00 <dematerialised> wish more women were
50:00 <fawks> oo swim suit vid
50:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wlpaUxNIAc
50:00 <fawks> lol
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Plus Size Swimwear Lookbook | 6 Swimsuit Outfits (Date not found) 6:51 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 32,979 views - 1,616 likes (98%), 33 dislikes (2%)
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> why are you posting fatties
51:00 <simba> to induce boners
51:00 <dematerialised> well i dunno about being boner inducing
51:00 <dematerialised> sasha grey is boner inducing
51:00 <simba> post a fat 2 crack a fat?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> she is not plus size she is obese
51:00 <couleurs> she's trying 2 b lana del faty
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm sasha grey
52:00 <simba> lol
52:00 <dematerialised> sasha grey + lexi belle == match made in heaven
52:00 <simba> yuck man
52:00 <couleurs> imagine her rolling down a hill she's roll forever 
52:00 <simba> theyre heroin addled porn stars
52:00 <couleurs> she'd*********
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> my comment would be, You are the reason there are more fast food restaurants than real restaurants you horrible hog.
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> " "
52:00 <fawks> pfft
52:00 <dematerialised> I never said they were good, clean classy women simba
52:00 <dematerialised> just boner inducing :P
52:00 <Serenity> i dont think being deliberately nasty to someone just because they are fat is very good
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> and sasha takes it in the ass
53:00 <fawks> ^
53:00 <simba> sasha greys face makes me think of heroin junkies i cant find that attractive
53:00 <fawks> i admire her confidence
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> calling herself plus size is just asking for it
53:00 <dematerialised> i like the dead eyes
53:00 <Serenity> just because someone is over weight doesnt mean they arent a peson
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> she's The Biggest Loser size
53:00 <Serenity> person
53:00 <dematerialised> it lets me know they've got nothing to lose
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> never said that
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the lady I like isn't skinny that's for sure
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont take it so personally :/
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's pretty hot IMO
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
54:00 <fawks> who cares waht size she is lol
54:00 <Bastardly_One> definitely a "fatty" ... a BBW
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly what I was trying to get at
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer i dont really care ahah
54:00 <dematerialised> sure she
54:00 <simba> u r the one taking her weight personally PandasDontDrive....
54:00 <dematerialised> 's not a BBC
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> she does seem like a nice person
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> no im not.
54:00 <Serenity> omg fawks
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wasw just having some fun, dont take it out of context.
54:00 <Serenity> online library
54:00 <Serenity> heavennn
54:00 <Bastardly_One> dematerialised she has one of those ... plastic though
54:00 <fawks> lollllll
55:00 <fawks> yeah sometimes i get carried away reading journals
55:00 <fawks> that dont even relate to my assignemnt
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> if it was a fat guy, it'd be a completely different discussion
55:00 <Bastardly_One> least it sounds like you guys have a decent library
55:00 <Mew> what do you call a person who agrees with everyone even if it contradicts what they just said
55:00 <Bastardly_One> my uni is total fucking shit
55:00 <simba> a mindless soul?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, Pandas 
55:00 <Serenity> a hypocrite?
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt contradict myself 
55:00 <ShadowLurker> saemon
55:00 <Doodle> sycophant
55:00 <Serenity> oh
55:00 <Mew> but like does it have a term
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Serenity> yeah saemon
55:00 <Serenity> hahah
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> im allowed to joke around about her without being serious
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> just dont take it so seriously
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> dumb bitch.
56:00 <simba> Stop being so serious, guys.
56:00 <Serenity> every time i say something hes said is dumb he changes his mind instantly
56:00 <ShadowLurker> why so serious
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> me Serenity?
56:00 <Serenity> noo
56:00 <Serenity> saemon
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh
56:00 <dematerialised> why are you talking about taht faggot
56:00 <Mew> thx Doofle
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> are you sure he isnt really in a wheelchair?
56:00 <dematerialised> it only makes him stronger
56:00 <Serenity> cause mew asked a question
57:00 <Mew> Doodle lmao
57:00 <Doodle> nps Meb
57:00 <Serenity> well i know as much as i know anyone from here
57:00 <Mew> lol fu
57:00 <Doodle> :P
57:00 <Serenity> i mean doodle could be a bus riding homosexual for all i know
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no a sycophant is a like part of someone's entourage
57:00 <Doodle> HEY
57:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
57:00 <dematerialised> doodle is a bus riding homosexual though...
57:00 <ShadowLurker> he is
57:00 <Doodle> I NEVER USE PUBLIC TRANSPORT
57:00 <Bastardly_One> like brown nose up their bums
57:00 <Doodle> i am a homo tho
57:00 <Serenity> LOL
57:00 <ShadowLurker> not public transport
57:00 <ShadowLurker> PUBIC TRANSPORT
57:00 <Doodle> :o
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> and btw Mew, not starting an arguement but you are one of the most horrible people at times, not talking about me. But when you go on and on about a girl from your school that has downsyndrome and had a stroke and laugh and laugh about it, that's about as bad as it gets.
57:00 <dematerialised> we're done here
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> shoe+ass.
58:00 <Doodle> i'd rather ride a cock than a bus
58:00 <couleurs> who's that girl ? it's Jess !
58:00 <Serenity> oh thats getting quoted
58:00 <ShadowLurker> not gunna argue but just let me start this argument
58:00 <Doodle> loool
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's called a statement dude
58:00 <Mew> lmao
58:00 <dematerialised> Panda panda panda...
58:00 <ShadowLurker> lolol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> relax
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmm
58:00 <dematerialised> what have you just gone and done
58:00 <TheRiddler> hi Jess
58:00 <dematerialised> you silly person
58:00 <ShadowLurker> dun goofed
58:00 <Serenity> i didnt meant to start an argument
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no, it was a straight out dig Panda
58:00 <Serenity> lets all eat pizza
59:00 <simba> lool
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> i caught an eel
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> no it was a statement
59:00 <Mew> i lost a 100m running race to the downsyndrome girl you idiot
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> woooohooooooo
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, I don't wanna start shit with you ShadowLurker but fuck you shit me
59:00 <Mew> i probably made her day
59:00 <ShadowLurker> b1 mate
59:00 <ShadowLurker> eat a dick
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop sucking up Bastardly_One
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> again.
59:00 <ShadowLurker> just jks
59:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
59:00 <dematerialised> but not rly
59:00 <Bastardly_One> see? sucking up ... whenvever I speak
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I'm not going to jump on the band wagon, but I will for a little while" = Bastardly_One
59:00 <Bastardly_One> get a grip of something besides your xbox one controller and your penis
00:00 <ShadowLurker> im not a raging psychopath but....
00:00 <Doodle> every
00:00 <Bastardly_One> try a grip on reality once in a while
00:00 <Doodle> night
00:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh this is boring
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> chill
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yep Doodle
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> have a laugh and relax
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> y so Sirius
01:00 <Serenity> fucking hell office is taking forever
01:00 <fawks> lol
01:00 <fawks> [20:55] <Mew> what do you call a person who agrees with everyone even if it contradicts what they just said
01:00 <fawks> Bastardly_One
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> I want Clive Palmer to transition into comedy films
02:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6pUfZcZ024
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: London Plus Size Fashion Week 2014 (Date not found) 9:08 - Category: Entertainment - 133,612 views - 264 likes (85.2%), 46 dislikes (14.8%)
02:00 <fawks> good lord
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> he could be Chris Farley 2
02:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nZcRU0Op5P4
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DEAD GIVEAWAY! (now on iTUNES) (Date not found) 1:51 - Category: Nonprofits &amp; Activism - 21,207,865 views - 171,369 likes (97.7%), 4,019 dislikes (2.3%)
02:00 <Mew> this has been stuck in my brain for days
03:00 <Mew> WE EAT REEEEEBZ WITH THIS DUDE
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's me ... stupid little cow
03:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway shit to do
05:00 <simba> everybody needs to go look in the mirror and smile warmly at themselves until theyre ready 2 hit the keyboard with some positivity
05:00 <Mew> who dipped the angry tampon in everyones vaginas 
05:00 <simba> if u have previously broken ur mirror due 2 rage please see the closest reflective glass
05:00 <fawks> lmao 
05:00 <fawks> STUPID LITTLE COW
05:00 <ShadowLurker> it was sand
06:00 <fawks> brb shit to do - raging
06:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
06:00 <Mew> no johninja is hoarding all the sand
06:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ad8mnHPzknM
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I feel like a PLUS SIZE MODEL! My Cute, Serious, Artsy Photo Shoot Pictures (GlitterOdyssey) (Date not found) 2:35 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 48,446 views - 1,128 likes (94.3%), 68 dislikes (5.7%)
06:00 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/ksBB2Hj.jpg
06:00 <fawks> look, i love confidence
06:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck you guise got stuff to do
06:00 <Mew> there was only tampons left
06:00 <fawks> but
06:00 <fawks> how does she put her shoes on
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <dematerialised> clearly her boyfriend does it for her
07:00 <fawks> how do you know she has a bf
07:00 <dematerialised> that's who she's posing for
07:00 <fawks> .
07:00 <simba> i had that convo yesterday, im all for the "body positivity" stuff, but when you see photos of gigantically obese women purposefully eating cakes and stuff for photo shoots and captioned "gorgeous! this is real beauty" that is just wrong they shouldnt be promoting obesity
07:00 <simba> thats v different
08:00 <Mew> have you seen those bbw who have feeder bfs
08:00 <Mew> the guys feed their bbw constantly all day
08:00 <fawks> i dont think shes doing anything negative im just curious 
08:00 <fawks> i wanna know how she puts her shoes on
08:00 <fawks> her tummy is pretty out there
08:00 <TheRiddler> I'll be fawks's feeder bf :P
08:00 <dematerialised> hah simba at some point you gotta wonder if they are just trolling 
08:00 <fawks> are you calling me obese
08:00 <fawks> how rude
09:00 <TheRiddler> lol no
09:00 <fawks> lollllllllllllll
09:00 <TheRiddler> who said you have to be obese to have a feeder bf lol
09:00 <simba> i named my gta crew PAWG WHOOTIES
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <dematerialised> so many innuendos to make
09:00 <dematerialised> so little time
09:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAd-x2nujRs
09:00 <fawks> LOL
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Plus Size Barbies Pictures "Do you Vote Yes or No?" (Date not found) 1:06 - Category: Entertainment - 1,809 views - 14 likes (66.7%), 7 dislikes (33.3%)
11:00 <Mew> whenever ben offers me some of his food im like "STOP TRYING TO BE MY FEEDER"
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats pawg whooties
11:00 <simba> google it
11:00 <simba> no dont itll just anger you,,
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> ..
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i torched it
12:00 <simba> Rape me, my friend
12:00 <Mew> http://rbon294.tumblr.com
13:00 <Mew> id let this guy feed me
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i remember being banned from here for posting that song
13:00 <simba> yeah that kinda stuff is what i think is a bit wrong loool
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> why would anime piss me off?
13:00 <simba> some of those photos are making me dry reach
14:00 <fawks> ugh same
14:00 <fawks> http://24.media.tumblr.com/4d3744c8f4ed8003cdd282b1ee0b256a/tumblr_mqibagaXS41s3o3dro1_1280.jpg
14:00 <fawks> what is htis
14:00 <simba> thats unsettling
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <fawks> is that her cunt or thighs im so confused
14:00 <Zade> fuck no
14:00 <simba> OH MY GOD I DIDNT EVEN SCROLL DOWN TO THAT
14:00 <simba> it looks like a little front butt
14:00 <doctor> her belly looks sad
15:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1hg_6QpFiA :p
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You! Lingerie at Lingerie Fashion Week Featured on OMG! Insider (Date not found) 2:01 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 16,923 views - 48 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <TheRiddler> that's my kind of fashion show :P
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like America's Next Top Model when Tyra got pissed off at the hottest girl and ate her.
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh that was in a cartoon.
17:00 <fawks> are they pregnant ash
17:00 <TheRiddler> lol yes
17:00 <fawks> first things first im the realesssst
17:00 <fawks> LOL
17:00 <fawks> really
17:00 <TheRiddler> yes
17:00 <fawks> i didnt even click to know
17:00 <fawks> you sicko lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> lmao
18:00 <fawks> is it the belly or the fact that theyre pregnant
18:00 <fawks> lol
18:00 <fawks> ive never understood your fetish
18:00 <fawks> like would you be equally as turned on by a non pregnant chick with a belly
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> pregnant can he hot
19:00 <TheRiddler> probably lol
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking a pregnant chick is hot
19:00 <fawks> :|
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i fkd 2 pregnant chicks and they went off heaps more than usual
20:00 <simba> im preggers
20:00 <Mew> http://m.huffpost.com/uk/entry/3246349/
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> and the baby went for it's first pony ride
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> haw haw
20:00 <TheRiddler> like if it was inflated lol
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha simba
20:00 <TheRiddler> or such
20:00 <TheRiddler> not because of just fat
20:00 <Serenity> why would you wanna fuck someone whose still got the remenants of some other dudes sprog in her guts
20:00 <fawks> like a bloated belly
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz i never rooted a red head b4
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol yes
20:00 <fawks> o dear
21:00 <TheRiddler> also
21:00 <[Maverick]> it would scare the shit out of you if something grabbed your dick\
21:00 <fawks> i dont think i have any weird fetishes
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHA
21:00 <TheRiddler> except giraffes :p
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> giraffes are sick in the head
21:00 <Serenity> she likes the animal she doesnt wannabe balls deep in one
21:00 <Serenity> gosh
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> licking girl giraffe piss to decide if u wana root her sweet spotty ass
22:00 <TheRiddler> wtf PandasDontDrive
22:00 <TheRiddler> too far
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's what male giraffes do
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> to choose a suitable mate..
22:00 <TheRiddler> we're not talking giraffe mating habbits lol
22:00 <fawks> yeha i wouldnt do a giraffe
22:00 <fawks> baby ones a just cute
22:00 <fawks> are*
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd do that old fat hairy wise man penguin from Little Feet, or watevs it was
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> happy..
23:00 <TheRiddler> you probably do have a fetish just not dont know it yet lol
23:00 <simba> maybe u have a fetish but dont know its a fetish
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe your fetish is not liking fetishes
24:00 <fawks> s
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <Mew> what type of porn do you search for that makes you immediately erase history
25:00 <Mew> thats usually the one
25:00 <Excessive> gd evenin \o.
25:00 <Doodle> i live alone so i never erase my history
25:00 <Mew> ooooo
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> why erase shit that will give the cops a laugh when they catch up with Saemon..
25:00 <Doodle> life in the fast lane
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
25:00 <Mew> what if you die
25:00 <Maurice> Lol Joey 'you can't have S.EX when you're taking care of the B.A.B.I.E'
25:00 <Doodle> i'll be dead so i wont care
26:00 <Mew> even if its a family member that sees your history?
26:00 <Maurice> My history would be fucked up from clicking links in here
26:00 <Doodle> yeah fuck em
26:00 <Mew> nice
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm going to write a note before I die, admitting to thinks I couldn't possibly have done but that will fuck people up in tha head.
26:00 <[Maverick]> THINKS! 
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol someone I knew liked the idea of getting fucked while breastfeeding a baby 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I raped that cute Panda at the zoo, paid the guy five hundred dollars to let me in"
26:00 <fawks> is that someone you
27:00 <TheRiddler> I dont have breasts
27:00 <TheRiddler> or milk
27:00 <simba> thats retarded
27:00 <fawks> lies
27:00 <TheRiddler> lol
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I lost a baby in a poker match." ?
27:00 <Doodle> i'm so glad i'm normal
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I pissed in your food once."
28:00 <fawks> stop typing
28:00 <[Maverick]> TheRiddler: what windowlickers have you been hanging out with? 
28:00 <fawks> doodle buy my paintings ty
28:00 <Doodle> i cant i spent all my money on penis enhancers
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> what do you paint these days
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> like style
29:00 <TheRiddler> so car parts
29:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <fawks> lol i wouldnt discuss anything with you panda, tomorrow youll tell me im shit and not an artist and then the next day youll tell me how  great i am and you want to buy a painting
29:00 <fawks> so .................. no
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> well, when you say that
30:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <Mew> you stumped him
31:00 <simba> Fez welcome to irc have a seat my name is simba ill be here to help if u have any queries hope u enjoy ur time here
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was my reply..
31:00 <Mew> i mean stumped like Saemon
31:00 <Fez> Mew. Can simba be trusted?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was half quoting ralph fiennes from In Bruges
31:00 <Doodle> looool
31:00 <Doodle> stumpy
32:00 <Mew> sure Fez 
33:00 <Fez> U sure?
33:00 <Fez> 100%?
34:00 <Mew> 109%
34:00 <Fez> Implausable
36:00 <faux> I have a throbbing headache 
36:00 <faux> Wooorst
37:00 <Doodle> i have a throbbing headache too
37:00 <Mew> filth
37:00 <faux> Pics
38:00 <Doodle> kekeke
38:00 <Mew> that would prob cure your headache too
38:00 <Doodle> ^
38:00 <fawks> i just thought of the last episode friends and started crying
38:00 <fawks> i have issues
38:00 <Doodle> fuck the pain away
38:00 <Mew> omg lmao
38:00 <Doodle> er
38:00 <Maurice> I just watched the ep where Rachel goes on a blind date with Jon Lovitz and he keeps crying
39:00 <fawks> oh god
39:00 <fawks> i hate that cunt 
39:00 <fawks> lol
39:00 <fawks> hes so annoying
39:00 <Maurice> 'You'll probably so no but.. do you want to make love to me?' 'Uh no' 'Probably for the best, it doesn't work anyway'
39:00 <Doodle> oh dear
39:00 <fawks> so no but
39:00 <Maurice> So = say
39:00 <Maurice> I got there in the end, shut up
39:00 <fawks> WHY ARE YOU WATCHING FRIEND WHEN YOU HAVE TVD TO F INISH
39:00 <fawks> YES IM YELLING
39:00 <Maurice> COZ IT WAS ON TV AND MY KIDS ARE AWAKE
39:00 <fawks> fffffffff
39:00 <fawks> give them xanax
40:00 <Maurice> No wonder you have a headache with all that yelling
40:00 <fawks> lool
40:00 <fawks> my head actually rly hurts
40:00 <fawks> fffff
40:00 <fawks> gotta take some pana soonz
40:00 <Maurice> Coz IIIIIIII wanna swiiiiing from a chandlerbiiiing
40:00 <Doodle> :(
40:00 <fawks> omg LOL
40:00 <fawks> I LISTENED TO IT the other day
40:00 <fawks> and i was singing chandler bing
40:00 <fawks> lmaooooooo
40:00 <Maurice> It was on today, and if you sing it just like her it totally makes sense
40:00 <fawks> it fits so perfect
41:00 <Doodle> ..
41:00 <Doodle> this is not relevant to my interests
41:00 <milk> yes yes, fine fine, thats all fine
41:00 <fawks> i found $100 in my wallet today
42:00 <fawks> i freaked out cos i never have c ash on me
42:00 <fawks> then i rmeembered my uncle gave me $250 pressie when i moved in here
42:00 <fawks> and was like phew i didnt mug people in my sleep
42:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <Doodle> jewel
47:00 <Doodle> have you come back for some more
48:00 <jewel> yeah cant get enough
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Doodle> whats happening
48:00 <Mew> is jewel a new girl
48:00 <Doodle> i dunno
48:00 <Doodle> could be a bloke
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> its a trap
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck yeah
49:00 <jewel> yes im a bloke
49:00 <Mew> jewel state your gender and purpose
49:00 <Doodle> see
49:00 <Mew> oh
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i missed you jewel
49:00 <Mew> ok cool
49:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive i know you did
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
49:00 <Mew> cock pics pls
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
49:00 <jewel> no
49:00 <Doodle> ok
49:00 <Doodle> oh
49:00 <jewel> my purpose is to find a holden maloo driving man
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
49:00 <Doodle> are you into gay men
49:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont have a penis
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> bogan slut
49:00 <jewel> yesi am
49:00 <Doodle> weird
49:00 <Mew> how deep
49:00 <jewel> yes
50:00 <jewel> i know
50:00 <Doodle> you can tell by looking at her Mew?
50:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive shouldnt you be reading a comic or something
50:00 <Fez> Jewel should be on bogan hunters
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno
50:00 <Serenity> LOL in comes PandasDontDrive with the smack down
50:00 <Serenity> BOGAN SLUT
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
50:00 <jewel> the smack down
50:00 <Fez> Aww
50:00 <jewel> what are you in the 80s
50:00 <Doodle> she is in her 80s
50:00 <Serenity> get fucked m8
50:00 <jewel> lol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> a holden maloo driving guy, choofs hash oil smoke from the exhaust, chugs tooheys dry.
51:00 <Doodle> eww
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> vomits and continues to kiss
51:00 <jewel> no he cant smoke or drink
51:00 <Serenity> i soak me tyres in hash oil so when i do a double pegga everyone gets bent
51:00 <Serenity> he he he
51:00 <jewel> and has to be an engineer
51:00 <Fez> Wears flannelette
51:00 <TheRiddler> it's Mei the mystery 13 yr old
51:00 <Mew> be careful with that oil ive heard it stains
51:00 <Doodle> a non drinking maloo driver.. good luck with that
51:00 <jewel> and non smoking
51:00 <jewel> thank you
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> O_o Mew
51:00 <Doodle> have you tried hanging out at the deni ute muster?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> too busy 4 u
51:00 <simba> lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's wrong with smoking?
51:00 <simba> whats a double pegga?
51:00 <Mew> irc busy?
52:00 <TheRiddler> smoking is bad mmkay
52:00 <Serenity> something most holdens can do
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> busy trying to chat up the women of my dreams here.
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> j i went eel fishing
52:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive youre a good example of whats wrong with smoking and drinking to the point of no return
52:00 <Serenity> cant*
52:00 <Mew> so much chattin to get done im snowed under soz
52:00 <jewel> Doodle deni ute muster?
52:00 <simba> sory bit busy 2 chat
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i hardly drink
52:00 <Doodle> deniliquin
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i had 4 cigarettes today so far
52:00 <Doodle> ute muster
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> :( y so mean to me
52:00 <jewel> gross
52:00 <Serenity> burn out with both tyres spinning simba, not just one
52:00 <Doodle> where all the maloo drivers hang out
52:00 <jewel> where is that Doodle
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba im 2 busy 4 u rite now 
52:00 <jewel> oh
53:00 <jewel> not sure where that is
53:00 <simba> i have an internet life outside of irc u no
53:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive because youre not being funny
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> jewel if you just give me a chance, you cunny slag, you'll see I can be all the awesome bogan you need, I'll even take elecution classes from Romper Stomper
53:00 <Doodle> deniliquin is in nsw
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> Look you slut I have a car, a hammer and a back seat and my heart is empty.
54:00 <Doodle> sometimes i wish i had a back seat
54:00 <jewel> lol
54:00 <Doodle> then i realise i have no friends
54:00 <jewel> ohh ok Doodle :)
54:00 <TheRiddler> up the butt with a hammer
54:00 <jewel> i might go there then
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> i love sluts
55:00 <jewel> youre just a boy who needs a hug PandasDontDrive
55:00 <jewel> are you a boy
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer you dont really need a back seat when you have a flat bed to spread the body out on
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
55:00 <Doodle> tarp
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> no, hugs make you love ur mum too much then u turn into a serial killer :?
56:00 <Doodle> wut
56:00 <jewel> true
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
57:00 <jewel> nohugs for you
57:00 <Doodle> hugs lead to banging in the back of the maloo
57:00 <jewel> who wants a hug
57:00 <Doodle> i dont have a maloo
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> i do
57:00 <jewel> oh
57:00 <jewel> move along
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i dont want to hug you
58:00 <jewel> hehehe
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer then jewel shits out a baby backward into a ditch
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> you seem too dirty for me
58:00 <jewel> thats how you were born PandasDontDrive
58:00 <jewel> you are too clean for me
58:00 <Serenity> anyone who actively seeks out maloo drivers has to have aids
58:00 <jewel> and not man enough
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
58:00 <TheRiddler> dont ask him what car he does have or he will start spamming the chan with pics of it :p
58:00 <jewel> ok
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont have cars
58:00 <jewel> he prob has a supra
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> just bikes
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was born in hell
58:00 <Doodle> srsly maloos are cheap as shit i could go spend $5k on an old one and spend the next 6 months banging jewel
58:00 <jewel> or wrx
58:00 <jewel> gross
59:00 <jewel> as if
59:00 <jewel> has to be that year maloo
59:00 <Doodle> what year
59:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive you are the devils son
59:00 <jewel> well 2013 will do
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> i bet jewel isnt even hot enough to get into a maloo
59:00 <Doodle> are you worth spending $40k on a crap car i will never drive tho
59:00 <Doodle> ^^
59:00 <jewel> ill drive it
00:00 <jewel> yeah sure im worth it
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> pic
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> kgo
00:00 <TheRiddler> 40k for 6 months
00:00 <jewel> after you
00:00 <Crip> Anyone in the #goth chan is not worth spending 40k on
00:00 <Crip> regardless of looks
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <Serenity> hahahah
00:00 <Doodle> my last ex was into cars that was enough to put me off
00:00 <Crip> into the back seat amirite ?
00:00 <Doodle> she bought them i fixed them
00:00 <Doodle> hahaha
01:00 <Serenity> car whors are so boring
01:00 <dematerialised> no they arent
01:00 <dematerialised> :/
01:00 <Doodle> the broke my 180sx too
01:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna be a whore when I get mine
01:00 <Doodle> *she
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://i57.tinypic.com/2mzcfg8.jpg
01:00 <Doodle> bitch
01:00 <jewel> well we cant all be unemployed drug users 
01:00 <jewel> like most of the channel
01:00 <Maurice> And by that I mean Im just going to bang it lots
01:00 <dematerialised> jewel
01:00 <Serenity> what would you know if you're new jewel
01:00 <dematerialised> that was so rude
01:00 <Maurice> I bet it's Pieter
01:00 <TheRiddler> eek
01:00 <dematerialised> stop using this fake nick
01:00 <dematerialised> you wouldnt happen to be ban evading would you
01:00 <Serenity> $100 says its a dude
01:00 <jewel> im not looking
02:00 <Mew> i wonder which male reg jewel is
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am waiting for a pic
02:00 <Crip> speaking of i need a bong..
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> i just shared mine
02:00 <Doodle> ^^
02:00 <Mew> lets do a process of elimination
02:00 <Mew> roll call male regs
02:00 <Doodle> Pieter doesn't click links either
02:00 <Maurice> You look really young and blonde there, omfgbbqhax
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am Maurice
02:00 <jewel> im not clicking on that pic
02:00 <TheRiddler> maybe you can be a prostitute for 6months 1.5k a week :p
02:00 <jewel> who knows what its of
02:00 <jewel> lol TheRiddler 
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> its of me and my daughter
02:00 <jewel> ....
02:00 <Maurice> Uhm, it's omfgbbqhax
03:00 <Serenity> its definitely a banned troll
03:00 <jewel> do you live in frankston omfgbbqhax
03:00 <Maurice> Get a grip Piet, not everything is suss
03:00 <jewel> i dont like your nickname
03:00 <simba> Pieter commit suicide yesterday
03:00 <jewel> sorry
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
03:00 <jewel> oh ok
03:00 <simba> hip hip..
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> tasmania
03:00 <Doodle> hip hip tasmania!
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats where i live with the best bogans
03:00 <dematerialised> simba: that's impossible, at this rate he's catching up to keith richards
03:00 <jewel> nice
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey ness
03:00 <Mew> whats that thing that tells u other nicks theyve used
03:00 <jewel> great place
03:00 <Crip> someone upload ep4 of bogan hunters already..
03:00 <ness> hi
03:00 <Doodle> hi ness
03:00 <Bastardly_One> info
04:00 <simba> its funny how people lament the downfall of this chat room and the lack of new users but every time one does join theyre belittled and bullied and assumed a troll 
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> crip yeah i only got ep3
04:00 <TheRiddler> that's 219 a night
04:00 <Doodle> simba are you trolling
04:00 <Mew> is it just info b1?
04:00 <dematerialised> jewel == majestic_angel == BlueBerry == JenniLo
04:00 <TheRiddler> bit expensive
04:00 <TheRiddler> lol
04:00 <Mew> oh
04:00 <simba> cant let the paranoia control U
04:00 <jewel> whos majestic angel and blueberry?
04:00 <Mew> oooo denial
04:00 <jewel> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, /nickop info nick
04:00 <jewel> i would never use angel
04:00 <dematerialised> jewel
04:00 <Serenity> i dont think anyone actually 'laments' the downfall of this channel
04:00 <Serenity> cept those in cats
05:00 <dematerialised> the gig is up
05:00 <dematerialised> you can't fool me
05:00 <Mew> im in cats
05:00 <dematerialised> i am the master internet hacker
05:00 <Serenity> you're a bot
05:00 <Serenity> stfu
05:00 <dematerialised> indeed
05:00 <TheRiddler> pls leave Mew
05:00 <TheRiddler> :p
05:00 <dematerialised> there's a reason im a bot on austnet
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> -NickOP- Registered  : Wed Jan 22 11:41:38 2014 GMT
05:00 <TheRiddler> cats that is
05:00 <simba> niger pls
06:00 <ShadowLurker> boty bot bot
06:00 <Serenity> sudan now
06:00 <Doodle> uganda hurt urself
06:00 <Mew> lmfao
06:00 <Crip> Im a bot also 
06:00 <Crip> we are destined for wach other dematerialised
06:00 <dematerialised> negative
07:00 <Crip> damn, bots can spell...
07:00 <Crip> I cannot
07:00 <dematerialised> Doodle is my one true love.
07:00 <Crip> great choice
07:00 <Doodle> <3
07:00 <Serenity> excuse me
07:00 <dematerialised> <3
07:00 <Serenity> i dont think do
07:00 <Maurice> Doodle is my genital soul mate
07:00 <Serenity> so
07:00 <Doodle> olawdy
07:00 <Doodle> Maurice
07:00 <Doodle> dont tell them
07:00 <Serenity> I WILL PUNCH ON
07:00 <Serenity> U WANA GO
07:00 <Crip> uh oh
08:00 <dematerialised> pretty sure i win
08:00 <Serenity> pretty sure youre a dick eater
08:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
08:00 <dematerialised> excuse me i provide the dick
08:00 <dematerialised> i dont consume it
08:00 <ShadowLurker> liar
08:00 <Serenity> consume is with your butthole
09:00 <Doodle> :o
09:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
09:00 <romance> i am back
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <Serenity> .
09:00 <Maurice> We know
09:00 <Doodle> i am Doodle
09:00 <[Maverick]> pretty sure romance has a cockholster for a mouth 
09:00 <romance> do you just
09:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
09:00 <dematerialised> my name is inigo montoya
09:00 <Maurice> Yes
09:00 <dematerialised> you killed my father
09:00 <Maurice> It's not hard to work out
09:00 <Doodle> you killed my father
09:00 <dematerialised> prepare to fie
09:00 <dematerialised> FIE
09:00 <romance> this room is so welcoming
09:00 <Doodle> prepare to die
09:00 <Doodle> loool
09:00 <[Maverick]> uh oh 
09:00 <bromance> im back
09:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
10:00 <romance> oh god
10:00 <bromance> DO YOU JUST
10:00 <romance> lol
10:00 <Maurice> Thats asking for a perm ban
10:00 <gomance> i'm back
10:00 <bromance> LOL
10:00 <bromance> we know
10:00 <romance> im being harassed
10:00 <Maurice> By who
10:00 <Doodle> me too
10:00 <gonadmance> im back
10:00 <gomance> we know
10:00 <somance> im black 
10:00 <Doodle> good grief
10:00 <Maurice> Charlie Brown
11:00 <romance> lol
11:00 <romance> Doodle arent you going to join
11:00 <Doodle> no
11:00 <Doodle> i'm not gay like them
11:00 <Maurice> Do you even need to leave the channel to change nicks
11:00 <Serenity> woah thank god im back
11:00 <Serenity> no
11:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <dematerialised> Doodle says that now
11:00 <dematerialised> but in the other channels
11:00 <fawks> what the fuck is happening
11:00 <dematerialised> he's a slutty hot fuck
11:00 <Doodle> o/`
11:00 <fawks> so confused
12:00 <romance> Doodle indeed
12:00 <Serenity> loool
12:00 <Moodle> o/'
12:00 <Doodle> OH NO WHO AM I
12:00 <dematerialised> i know why he didn't part
12:00 <Serenity> whoooooooo are you
12:00 <Serenity> who who
12:00 <dematerialised> he wanted to keep his +
12:00 <Serenity> who whoo
12:00 <fawks> lmao
12:00 <fawks> reverse psychology
12:00 <Moodle> ;p;
12:00 <dematerialised> hahhh
12:00 <dematerialised> oh
12:00 <fawks> gg dematerialised
12:00 <Moodle> lol
12:00 <Serenity> oh hang on
12:00 <dematerialised> +N isnt set
12:00 <dematerialised> is it...
13:00 <Doodle> /herp
13:00 <Serenity> hop now bb
13:00 <Stroodle> im back
13:00 <romance> wb
13:00 <Doodle> BLAM YOUR NAME IS CUNT FACE
13:00 <Maurice> Thats such special treatment
13:00 <[Maverick]> LOL @ Stroodle
13:00 <Doodle> CUNT FACE
13:00 <Maurice> Favourtism
13:00 <Doodle> BLAM
13:00 <Stroodle> LOL
13:00 <fawks> i know how rude
13:00 <dematerialised> BLATANT #MELBOURNE OPS FAVOURITES
13:00 <Stroodle> of course
13:00 <fawks> i want an auto +
13:00 <Serenity> of course Doodle is me fave
13:00 <dematerialised> brb complaing to Longie
13:00 <Doodle> lets start a petition
13:00 <Serenity> im Serenity
13:00 <Stroodle> head for +v
13:00 <Doodle> loool
13:00 <Doodle> :P~
13:00 <dematerialised> no wiat
13:00 <Serenity> complain to me butt while i go shower
14:00 <dematerialised> brb pm'ing BlackCock
14:00 <Doodle> talk 2 the cheeks
14:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/IlhKwoF.jpg
14:00 <dematerialised> about shitty melb ops
14:00 <Stroodle> LOOOL
14:00 <Doodle> rofl couleurs
14:00 <Doodle> its gollum in a wig
14:00 <Doodle> mi prezioso
14:00 <dematerialised> i'd still hit it
14:00 <Doodle> no dude
14:00 <ShadowLurker> with a bus
15:00 <[Maverick]> chainsaw 
15:00 <dematerialised> imagine the gobbies
15:00 <ShadowLurker> it looks like golem
15:00 <dematerialised> with her teeth out
15:00 <couleurs> it's donatella versace the beautiful 
15:00 <couleurs> :~)
15:00 <[Maverick]> donatella the albino turtle 
15:00 <Doodle> here is another pic of her: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_UZMP4tLEd4I/TLc98a1ToiI/AAAAAAAABhU/KEdnfP4BssA/s400/up-aphex.jpg
16:00 <couleurs> literally gollum in a wig... agreed
16:00 <couleurs> lol
16:00 <Doodle> poof
16:00 <couleurs> AFEXX TWAN
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Aphex Twin - Windowlicker.mp3 (13.18MB 128kbps Stereo 14:23)
16:00 <dematerialised> hey now
16:00 <demateria|ised> hey what
16:00 <dematerialised> this nick is copyright 2006
16:00 <Maurice> You're an allstar
17:00 <dematerialised> fuck off with your imitation
17:00 <Maurice> Get your game on, go... play
17:00 <demateria|ised> allslart
17:00 <dematerialised> my farts smell very non-offensive at the moment
17:00 <dematerialised> almost like old air being let out of a car tire
17:00 <demateria|ised> needs more cum
18:00 <Doodle> rofl
18:00 <Maurice> Lol
18:00 <[Maverick]> hahahha 
18:00 <Doodle> wb Mew
19:00 <[Mavprick]> hi im new here
19:00 <Maurice> asl
19:00 <dematerialised> more like Maverclit
19:00 <[Mavprick]> 55 t cockburn
19:00 <dematerialised> lol
19:00 <[Maverick]> hahahaha 
19:00 <Maurice> HAHA COCKburn
19:00 <[Mavprick]> :}
20:00 <Maurice> Almost as good as Poowong
20:00 <dematerialised> its jst a nik
20:00 <dematerialised> get ova it
20:00 <Poodle> rofl
21:00 <fawks> what the fuck
21:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10351178_694713280596044_2928703537522754755_n.jpg
21:00 <dematerialised> is that a man?
21:00 <Maurice> Lol
21:00 <Maurice> Its Chris Brown
21:00 <fawks> its rihanna
22:00 <fawks> but like
22:00 <fawks> why
22:00 <dematerialised> oh it's whatserface
22:00 <dematerialised> rihanna
22:00 <dematerialised> yes
22:00 <dematerialised> she's got quite the body
23:00 <fawks> its a bit sexier when someone leaves something to the imagination
23:00 <dematerialised> well the boobs arent perfect
23:00 <dematerialised> but none are
23:00 <dematerialised> hey if she wants to be a voyeuristic slut
23:00 <dematerialised> all power to her
24:00 <jewel> shes a rich one
24:00 <doctor> nudity is the newest fashion trend
24:00 <jewel> can do what she wants
24:00 <simba> stop press pop star sexualised
25:00 <fawks> i just think the dress is hideous
25:00 <fawks> show yuour cunt as much as you loike
25:00 <fawks> in a nicer dress
25:00 <fawks> ty
26:00 <Mew> thx doofle
26:00 <Doodle> nps Meb
26:00 <Moarice> hi friends
26:00 <Maurice> Hi lover
27:00 <Doodle> m
27:00 <Doodle> mmm
27:00 <Moanice> contain it
27:00 <Moarice> is dat a real doodle
27:00 <Doodle> D:
27:00 <Doodle> no
27:00 <Doodle> its pretend
28:00 <dematerialised> i'd root a chick named Naomi
28:00 <dematerialised> no matter how ugly she was
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Naomi> i know a smoking hot naomi
28:00 <Serenity> omoan
28:00 <Naomi> let me find a pic
28:00 <Serenity> imoan
28:00 <Fez> Yourself?
28:00 <dematerialised> you make these claims without photographic proof to back it uyp
28:00 <dematerialised> tisk tisk
30:00 <TheRiddler> same
30:00 <simba> Mei-Ling!
30:00 <dematerialised> Ling Ling!
30:00 <dematerialised> Ming Na!
30:00 <simba> E.E? E.E!
31:00 <simba> Mei-Ling ^__^ connectaru to u
31:00 <dematerialised> if i google Ming Na and find out she's a lesbian
31:00 <dematerialised> im going to be very upset
31:00 <dematerialised> oh good she isn't
31:00 <Naomi> demat
32:00 <Naomi> http://m.imgur.com/CO4RhXY
32:00 <simba> im a lesbian
32:00 <dematerialised> yeah
32:00 <dematerialised> i'd give her a go of my pork sword for sure
32:00 <Naomi> shes mormon too and was untouched until not long ago
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> i would do her
32:00 <ZeroDistance> does she have sister wives?
33:00 <ZeroDistance> she looks filippino
33:00 <dematerialised> she's got about 15 ton of makeup on though
33:00 <dematerialised> i want to see the raw beauty
34:00 <dematerialised> lol
34:00 <dematerialised> ITS JUS A NIK
41:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/4919d4068f81168ac975a3c83278bafc/tumblr_n6amqg8p7P1qe0wclo1_500.jpg
41:00 <ZeroDistance> ur just a nik
42:00 <dematerialised> who the fuck are you
42:00 <dematerialised> get your peasant hands off me
42:00 <ZeroDistance> pandis
42:00 <Serenity> ITS JUS A NIK
42:00 <Serenity> GET OVA IT
42:00 <ZeroDistance> is just a SeZz
42:00 <ZeroDistance> lick it!
42:00 <dematerialised> nah she'd be doing the licking
42:00 <dematerialised> i mean what
42:00 <dematerialised> brb
42:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/0hZh4pg-IUQ
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ZOMBY vs GAMEBOY (Apr 14, 2008) 1:36 - Category: Music - 7,933 views - 50 likes (92.6%), 4 dislikes (7.4%)
42:00 <ZeroDistance> whut gene simmons whut
43:00 <ZeroDistance> gameboys were the shit
43:00 <ZeroDistance> i remember playin mortal kombat on original on the way to canberra
43:00 <ZeroDistance> simba, guess what punk, new mexican place opened up on henley beach road.
43:00 <Maurice> I still have my see through one
43:00 <simba> that guy fucking owns
43:00 <Maurice> Dunno if it works
44:00 <simba> i had the see through chunky original
44:00 <ZeroDistance> WHY NOT HAVE BOTH?
44:00 <ZeroDistance> oh cool
44:00 <simba> with earthworm jim!!!
44:00 <ZeroDistance> i had two batman games, one batman kinda looked like mario
44:00 <ZeroDistance> Mario-Man
45:00 <simba> theyre bringing that transparent look back http://noodleboss.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/transparent-3ds-xl.jpg
45:00 <simba> Baby got back
45:00 <ZeroDistance> my net is fucked today
45:00 <ZeroDistance> ive thought bout gettin a 2ds
45:00 <TheRiddler> I had a look at recent console sales
45:00 <couleurs> Nice
45:00 <TheRiddler> 44mil 3ds's
45:00 <ZeroDistance> far out
45:00 <simba> 2ds is kool and cheap
45:00 <TheRiddler> 15mil vitas
45:00 <ZeroDistance> heh vita
46:00 <ZeroDistance> simplicity is awesome
46:00 <ZeroDistance> it is a little frustrating that microsoft  are still rolling out shit for xbox one
46:00 <ZeroDistance> which means nobody has been able to game all day
46:00 <TheRiddler> 7mil ps4s
46:00 <TheRiddler> 6mil wii u's
46:00 <ZeroDistance> seven xbox ones
46:00 <TheRiddler> 4 mil xbones
47:00 <ZeroDistance> haha was gonna say 4
47:00 <simba> holy shit @ the 3ds
47:00 <ZeroDistance> wasnt really..
47:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8de2W3rtZsA
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rage Against The Machine - Killing In The Name - 1993 (Oct 13, 2007) 5:31 - Category: Music - 12,174,055 views - 37,422 likes (98.3%), 639 dislikes (1.7%)
47:00 <Excessive> ^
47:00 <couleurs> RIP Microsoft
47:00 <ZeroDistance> RIP
47:00 <ZeroDistance> bring in toshiba
48:00 <simba> apparently there have only been 1.5 mil xbox 360s sold in japan :\
48:00 <ZeroDistance> the Tobisba Tampon
48:00 <simba> i know its not popular there but thats amazingly low
48:00 <TheRiddler> xbone is only selling well in US
48:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
48:00 <simba> 10 mil ps3s
48:00 <couleurs> japan don't like america
48:00 <ZeroDistance> i <3 gaming with americans
48:00 <ZeroDistance> over aussies
49:00 <simba> nothings gonna beat the Ps2...
49:00 <ZeroDistance> that's one of the problems imo
49:00 <couleurs> ps2!!!!!!!
49:00 <ZeroDistance> people find it hard to let go of old systems (the past)
49:00 <milk> remember when the rereleased the PS1 in a minature
49:00 <TheRiddler> ps3 has passed 360 in sales
49:00 <TheRiddler> 82 to 80 million
50:00 <ZeroDistance> wow srs
50:00 <ZeroDistance> prob because of bluray
50:00 <TheRiddler> 100mil Wiis
50:00 <couleurs> Fucken Owned!!!!!
50:00 <couleurs> prob cos xbox sux dix
50:00 <TheRiddler> 153mil DSs
50:00 <ZeroDistance> 360 is a better console than ps3
50:00 <TheRiddler> 80mil psps
50:00 <simba> PSP has good figures
51:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
51:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet couleurs likes holden too
51:00 <simba> 360 is better if u dont mind having to buy half a dozen of them
51:00 <ZeroDistance> people bitching about paying for features is just lame, i liked ps3 for a heap of games 
51:00 <Maurice> I liked snes for tetris
51:00 <ZeroDistance> i had 3 ps2s in the end simba
51:00 <Maurice> Hardcore gaming
51:00 <ZeroDistance> 2 blew up
51:00 <couleurs> nope
51:00 <simba> how many 360s
51:00 <ZeroDistance> no prob with ps3 and 360
51:00 <Fez> Duck hunt ruled
51:00 <ZeroDistance> none
52:00 <ZeroDistance> no prob with wii either and iam on my 3rd wii
52:00 <simba> u had at least 2..
52:00 <TheRiddler> shame they kept mucking around with the psp
52:00 <ZeroDistance> well its at mums
52:00 <TheRiddler> hurt their sales I bet
52:00 <ZeroDistance> this is my first and only 360
52:00 <TheRiddler> ppl probably wanted to avoid getting a vita for that reason
52:00 <simba> xbox and ps3 is so similar that i feel like a fucking faggot pretending to argue one is better
53:00 <simba> it just comes down to how stubborn u are
53:00 <ZeroDistance> it really comes down to what suits you best as an individual
53:00 <Maurice> Just have both and deal with it
53:00 <simba> no that would be a massive waste
53:00 <Excessive> I bet ShadowLurker lieks Fordz 2
53:00 <Excessive> :P
53:00 <ZeroDistance> i didnt think you were arguing 
53:00 <ZeroDistance> just talking
53:00 <couleurs> me 2
53:00 <Excessive> Forward!!!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <[Maverick]> ShadowLurker secretly loves holdens 
53:00 <simba> yea just saying in general
53:00 <Maurice> We have xbox, PS and Wii and I prefer candy crush to all of them
53:00 <ShadowLurker> like [Maverick] loves dicks
54:00 <ZeroDistance> there are significant differences that had people choosing one over the other for those reasons
54:00 <Maurice> And one of my wii nunchucks stopped working
54:00 <ZeroDistance> hardware and performance shit
54:00 <Maurice> This is like the BBT ep when Sheldon can't decide
54:00 <Excessive> Hold On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <simba> Hold On to a Holdon
54:00 <Maurice> Hardon*
54:00 <ZeroDistance> it sucks that it can't just be about games anymore, and how cool a game is
54:00 <Maurice> (20:54:10) (ShadowLurker): like [Maverick] loves dicks
54:00 <Maurice> Thats not a secret
55:00 <TheRiddler> that's what got 3ds to get off the ground
55:00 <Maurice> WHAT
55:00 <[Maverick]> I thought bbt was on 
55:00 <TheRiddler> the games
55:00 <Maurice> Oh lol
55:00 <Maurice> Nah
55:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
55:00 <Maurice> He can't decide between ps4 and xbox one and the store closes before he can decide
55:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah TheRiddler
55:00 <Maurice> Actually [Maverick], it is on
55:00 <Maurice> GO chan
55:00 <Maurice> But not that ep
55:00 <[Maverick]> what season and episode 
55:00 <simba> big boner theory
55:00 <Maurice> Mmm boners
56:00 <simba> bonus
56:00 <Excessive> there was a fb post like a while back of a "blue" EL or somethin on top of a dumpster ........... and it was said "NOW THIS JUS CONFIRMS IT!!!!!!!"
57:00 <milk> well it's probably a trade secret, but I wonder how much the guy at toyota who draws pictures of concept cars gets paid?
57:00 <ZeroDistance> these cunts in Red Dead on their little property must be rich, electric lighting everywhere outside
58:00 <simba> Red Dead Electricity
59:00 <ShadowLurker> great
59:00 <ShadowLurker> milks started
59:00 <TheRiddler> mario kart 8 sold 1.2mil for the weekend
00:00 <simba> do u have a wiiu
00:00 <[Maverick]> great 
00:00 <[Maverick]> ShadowLurker has started 
00:00 <Serenity> wonder what its like
00:00 <ShadowLurker> i havnt stopped mate
01:00 <ShadowLurker> day 912
01:00 <ShadowLurker> havnt slept
01:00 <ZeroDistance> outbreak is on for the third time this yr.
01:00 <ShadowLurker> just like pieter
01:00 <TheRiddler> yes I have a wii u n mario kart 8
01:00 <TheRiddler> yet to play tho
01:00 <ZeroDistance> o yay awesome movie on sbs tonite
02:00 <milk> its my future, I see ninjas
02:00 <ZeroDistance> 2 bad wii u isnt getting Batman Gotham Knight
02:00 <TheRiddler> maybe later
03:00 <Fez> 'Kinect' games are ahit
03:00 <Fez> Shit
03:00 <Fez> Gunna kill the industry. Imo
03:00 <simba> what do you mean like controller less mini game games?
04:00 <ZeroDistance> what're 'kinect games' in your opinion?
04:00 <TheRiddler> they stopped making kinect games
04:00 <simba> i dont think anything can kill the gaming industry now its huge
04:00 <simba> it almost died in like the 80s didnt it
04:00 <Fez> The ones where you are the controller
04:00 <simba> but then it got gigantic and just got bigger since
04:00 <ZeroDistance> oh those are coming back
04:00 <TheRiddler> actually I think there's only 2 out for xbone
04:00 <ZeroDistance> yer
04:00 <simba> XBONE
04:00 <simba> X-BONE
04:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
04:00 <ShadowLurker> sexbone
05:00 <simba> i want a t shirt saying I SURVIVED THE GAMING CRASH OF 83
05:00 <simba> or 84 whatever
05:00 <Fez> I clocked donkey kong tee
05:00 <TheRiddler> like you got a shit fighting game and a kinect version of zoo tycoon 2
05:00 <couleurs> :)
06:00 <simba> super punch out!!!
06:00 <ZeroDistance> xbone r rolling out a new interface 
06:00 <Fez> Hand held controllers rule
06:00 <simba> boxing games are the only cool ones you can make on kinekt/eyetoy
06:00 <ZeroDistance> now that they are selling both xbox with kinect and xbox without kinect
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <TheRiddler> the boxing game on kinect sux I thnk
06:00 <ZeroDistance> but Fez, to use one word to direct you to what you want without mashing a heap of buttons
07:00 <ZeroDistance> a lot less time consuming
07:00 <Fez> Its a game
07:00 <ZeroDistance> accepting party invites while gaming, watching video while gaming
07:00 <Fez> . .. you want time on it
07:00 <Fez> Not like a 5 min game
07:00 <ZeroDistance> using your voice isnt just a kinect thing it's something people want to bring into our homes in the future
07:00 <ZeroDistance> voice control over appliances etc. in your home.
07:00 <simba> i love the wiimote its a brill controller design
09:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah making mario spin was hella fun
09:00 <Fez> Voice control appliances...
09:00 <ZeroDistance> yes
09:00 <Fez> Still have to get up n fill the jug
09:00 <simba> theyre still trying to push the push to talk thing they want it to erradicate texting
09:00 <Fez> And make the coffee
09:00 <simba> but people dont wanna talk
09:00 <Fez> Fark
09:00 <ZeroDistance> there will always be things you have to do yourself
10:00 <Fez> Exactly
10:00 <TheRiddler> emptying a vacuum cleaner
10:00 <TheRiddler> roomba
10:00 <ZeroDistance> people want to make it easier on people, because peoples lives have become filled with much more than housework
10:00 <ZeroDistance> and people don't have the time they once did for all of these things
10:00 <simba> where has their time gone?!
11:00 <_alienated\Romeo> hi simba
11:00 <ZeroDistance> it's one of the reasons people buy fast food over cooking for themselves. They just don't have the energy to bother preparing a meal and washing everything they need too, cleaning surfaces etc.
11:00 <Fez> There used to be housewives simba
11:00 <simba> r_o_m_e_o
11:00 <ZeroDistance> it's gone into what they do.
11:00 <_alienated\Romeo> fuck yeah i fully love fast food
11:00 <Fez> Thats in the past now
11:00 <_alienated\Romeo> :)
11:00 <simba> we dont wanna encourage laziness tho
11:00 <simba> if people are really getting lazier we shouldnt cater for that
11:00 <ZeroDistance> people work longer hours than ever before, not only hold down one job but study, have interests they become actively involved in
12:00 <_alienated\Romeo> money ya'll
12:00 <ZeroDistance> it's not that we're lazier
12:00 <ZeroDistance> we're just doing more
12:00 <_alienated\Romeo> im half fat and half lazy
12:00 <simba> and all man
13:00 <_alienated\Romeo> simba do you think i should cut my beard?
13:00 <_alienated\Romeo> or leave it as it is?
13:00 <simba> no not all of it
13:00 <ZeroDistance> it's like when they brought out toasters that have the option of how cooked you want your toast to be, everybody loves that
13:00 <simba> do a lil trim like i have to do
13:00 <_alienated\Romeo> mmm
13:00 <_alienated\Romeo> ok ok
13:00 <simba> mine lokos gross atm
13:00 <simba> :X
14:00 <Fez> Tvs and computers make us waste time i reckon... in a home environment
14:00 <_alienated\Romeo> smoke dope
15:00 <_alienated\Romeo> hi Ania
16:00 <Ania> hey _al
16:00 <_alienated\Romeo> :)
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hey Ania 
16:00 <_alienated\Romeo> how are you today?
16:00 <Ania> hey B1
16:00 <Ania> i'm good thanks, how are you?
16:00 <_alienated\Romeo> yep just fine and dandy
16:00 <couleurs> smoke drope
16:00 <_alienated\Romeo> red bull made me feel hell sick
16:00 <Ania> is that a good or bad thing?
17:00 <_alienated\Romeo> dunno
17:00 <_alienated\Romeo> Ania do you have a job?
17:00 <TheRiddler> were you injecting it?
17:00 <_alienated\Romeo> lol nah
17:00 <Ania> yeah, i work in a brothel
17:00 <_alienated\Romeo> ahaha
18:00 <_alienated\Romeo> really??
18:00 <ZeroDistance> i needa shave my arm pits
18:00 <Ania> totally
18:00 <_alienated\Romeo> ok ok
18:00 <_alienated\Romeo> are you good at sex?
18:00 <Ania> i'm pulling your leg
18:00 <_alienated\Romeo> o i c
18:00 <_alienated\Romeo> mmm
18:00 <Ania> haha
19:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i mainly work at home
19:00 <_alienated\Romeo> Ania do you like coffee?
19:00 <Ania> i hate coffee
19:00 <_alienated\Romeo> o i c
19:00 <Doodle> :o
19:00 <_alienated\Romeo> what do you love then?
19:00 <Doodle> please say losers
20:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i hate wine
20:00 <_alienated\Romeo> wine and Doodle
20:00 <_alienated\Romeo> :P
20:00 <ZeroDistance> im pulling your dick
20:00 <Ania> whats with all the questions?
21:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i like to ask questions
21:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i had chinese the other day
21:00 <Doodle> Ania do you like to take people's underpants off with your teeth?
21:00 <_alienated\Romeo> it was was supurb
22:00 <ZeroDistance> i just wanna fuuuuck you
22:00 <ZeroDistance> no kissing just fucking
22:00 <ZeroDistance> girl you got a husband who beats, you
22:00 <ZeroDistance> he gonna need his quality time!
23:00 <_alienated\Romeo> weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
23:00 <_alienated\Romeo> simbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how he speaks
23:00 <Bastardly_One> read the notice I'm about to send
24:00 <ZeroDistance> simba what's the most popular Arcade game of all time?
24:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i like to eat crust
24:00 <Bastardly_One> brb
25:00 <_alienated\Romeo> _-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_
25:00 <_alienated\Romeo> fat camp 2014
26:00 <_alienated\Romeo> so beefy
27:00 <Doodle> O_o
27:00 <_alienated\Romeo> masturbation
27:00 <couleurs> space homos
27:00 <_alienated\Romeo> hahaha
27:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i wanna throw a frisbee
28:00 <Bastardly_One> man, of late I come on here and I feel so normal
28:00 <Bastardly_One> compared to some of you
28:00 <_alienated\Romeo> norm l
28:00 <Maurice> Thats coz we got rid of the majorly fucked up
28:00 <Maurice> You're the next in line ;)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi <3
29:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
29:00 <_alienated\Romeo> Ania what's your life likee?
29:00 <faux> loool
29:00 <_alienated\Romeo> 0,0,0.0.10101
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of a question is that to ask soeone?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *someone
29:00 <_alienated\Romeo> a good on
29:00 <_alienated\Romeo> e
29:00 <Maurice> You're shit, m8
30:00 <_alienated\Romeo> my life is hard god damn work
30:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i love to cook
30:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i can't bear to eat anything more
30:00 <Maurice> I was sure that said cock
30:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight all
30:00 <_alienated\Romeo> had some chicken was great
30:00 <simba> <ZeroDistance> simba what's the most popular Arcade game of all time? - fuck i dunno, id say space invaders off the top of my head....
30:00 <simba> is there another obvious one?
31:00 <simba> oh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Donkey Kong?
31:00 <simba> yes
31:00 <simba> pac man!!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> or that
31:00 <Mew> bubsy
31:00 <Mew> loljk
31:00 <Doodle> lol bubsy
31:00 <ZeroDistance> donkey kong jr
31:00 <ZeroDistance> :P
31:00 <ZeroDistance> close!
31:00 <simba> is it dj jr?
31:00 <simba> dk
31:00 <ZeroDistance> yeah
31:00 <ZeroDistance> saw this doco a while back
31:00 <ZeroDistance> people go NUTS over it
31:00 <_alienated\Romeo> marvel verse capcom 1?
31:00 <simba> i watched a donkey kong doco the other night lol
31:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
32:00 <simba> did you know the original donkey kong is now cranky kong
32:00 <simba> the old one
32:00 <simba> and the current dk with the red tie
32:00 <ZeroDistance> hah
32:00 <simba> was dk jr
32:00 <_alienated\Romeo> anyone high on coffee?
32:00 <simba> amasing
32:00 <ZeroDistance> and good ol mario
32:00 <TheRiddler> bubsy was meh
32:00 <_alienated\Romeo> i hate donky kong
32:00 <simba> they called him donkey kong cos donkey was a synonym for stubborn gorilla cos thats what they created a stubborn gorilla
32:00 <_alienated\Romeo> simba had much food today?
32:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
33:00 <simba> no just crumpets
33:00 <Maurice> Yum
33:00 <_alienated\Romeo> ah ok
33:00 <Maurice> Oh, I meant crumpets, not faux
34:00 <faux> :'(
34:00 <Doodle> faux is dreamy
34:00 <faux> Warm crumpets w nutella
34:00 <faux> Yummy
34:00 <Maurice> Nothing personal, but I'm not about to munch on your muffin
34:00 <faux> ily dewdel
34:00 <Doodle> <3
34:00 <TheRiddler> night faux
34:00 <faux> <3
34:00 <Doodle> can i have hers faux
34:00 <faux> Nini ash
34:00 <simba> nutella?!
34:00 <Maurice> Nutella belongs on nothing but a spoon
34:00 <Doodle> if she doesnt want it
34:00 <Maurice> Crumpets soaked in butter
34:00 <TheRiddler> also pacman is no1
34:00 <faux> Have whos
34:00 <Doodle> lol nm
34:00 <faux> Wut
34:00 <Doodle> the moment has passed
34:00 <Maurice> He wants my eating you out ticket
34:00 <simba> i know space invaders caused coin shortages in japan which is amasing
35:00 <faux> Oh
35:00 <faux> Ofc
35:00 <Maurice> (21:34:29) (Maurice): Nothing personal, but I'm not about to munch on your muffin (21:34:42) (Doodle): can i have hers faux
35:00 <faux> :D
35:00 <_alienated\Romeo> pc games?
35:00 <Doodle> :P~
35:00 <TheRiddler> space invaders 2
35:00 <faux> Hot
35:00 <faux> IM SO FANCAY
35:00 <faux> omg
35:00 <faux> Need to get another song in my head 
35:00 <_alienated\Romeo> hello faux 
35:00 <TheRiddler> street fighter 2 is 3rd
35:00 <Maurice> Chandlerbing?
35:00 <faux> Hello
35:00 <simba> im Inn The Fast Lane
35:00 <_alienated\Romeo> :)
35:00 <Maurice> WANNA BUILD A.... sandwich?
35:00 <_alienated\Romeo> how are you today?
35:00 <TheRiddler> of I go now
35:00 <faux> IM SWELL
35:00 <faux> n u
36:00 <Maurice> Oh lord, faux is from the Brady Bunch
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <_alienated\Romeo> yes very good ate some really nice chicken today
36:00 <Doodle> neat
36:00 <faux> Lol poor alice
36:00 <faux> :'(
36:00 <Maurice> You're happening in a far out way
36:00 <faux> Me too I had honey soy skewers for dinner
36:00 <faux> Delish
36:00 <_alienated\Romeo> faux that's good
36:00 <faux> Yes
36:00 <_alienated\Romeo> :)
36:00 <Doodle>  (LordSnot): YOUR THOES WILL THLIP IN THE JUITHE
36:00 <milk> AAAAHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhh click
36:00 <faux> LOL
36:00 <faux> thindy
37:00 <Maurice> [1443] [19:31] <Maurice> THEE YOU ON THE THEETHAW THINDY
37:00 <Doodle> lolol
37:00 <milk> that dude in Beijing who tried to buy a car with his 1 yuan coin collection?
37:00 <faux> loll
37:00 <faux> YAY HOUSE RULES IS UP
38:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> i wish i had a house
39:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> a house to store all my contraband
39:00 <couleurs> homo rules a show about who's the best homo picard or loof
39:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> a house to deliver pizza's to
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://quizdoo.com/what-is-your-real-age
40:00 <faux> https://31.media.tumblr.com/f0de347883ad304db58cce8d6bc0f0d6/tumblr_n6kavuFCCt1rnqlk4o1_500.gif
40:00 <faux> This makes me want to die
40:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently I'm 23
40:00 <Doodle> Bastardly_One
40:00 <Doodle> everyone who takes that quiz is 23
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
40:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh someone else got 15
40:00 <Bastardly_One> way older than I am
40:00 <Mew> i got 6
41:00 <simba> i got 403
41:00 <Bastardly_One> but now you mention it 
41:00 <simba> no wait thats the error 
41:00 <faux> Yeah internet tests are always legit
41:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> hi Mew
41:00 <faux> That's how I found out I'm a boy
41:00 <simba> that site is totally forbidden 4 me
41:00 <Mew> hi romeo
41:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> :)
41:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> how are you feeling today?
41:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> im feeling nice and warm in my jumper
42:00 <Doodle> hi Meb
42:00 <simba> my jeans smell bad
42:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> simba you smell bad
42:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> bad
42:00 <simba> :(
43:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> aww
43:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> not so bad
43:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> why not have a shower?
43:00 <simba> i just did 
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> ah ok
44:00 <Mew> hi doofle bag
44:00 <Mew> i am from sveeden
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> Mew are you fuckable?
44:00 <Doodle> bork bork
45:00 <Mew> i get fucked often so i guess
45:00 <[_alienated\Romeo> ah cool
46:00 <Mew> cool nick change there romeo
46:00 <[_\Romeo> :)
46:00 <[_\Romeo> i ate some mushrooms with mayonaise
46:00 <[_\Romeo> was good
46:00 <Doodle> D:
47:00 <[_\Romeo> wish i could make some fairy bread
47:00 <[_\Romeo> had cupcakes last night
47:00 <Mew> that explains everything
47:00 <[_\Romeo> anyone high on coffee?
47:00 <Mew> lets get him in the ambient hutch
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, uh huh ... for the first time in my life I'm going to say nothing ... don't feel like being a cunt for once 
47:00 <Mew> he needs to chill out
48:00 <Doodle> what
48:00 <Mew> youre not an orange romeo 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the D:
48:00 <[_\Romeo> mmm
48:00 <Mew> STOP TAKING YOUR CLOTHES OFF
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> pay attention to your own posts
48:00 <[_\Romeo> orange??
48:00 <Doodle> i'm confused
48:00 <Mew> nooooooo
48:00 <[_\Romeo> so am i
48:00 <Mew> lmao
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
48:00 <[_\Romeo> S:
48:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno about those two
49:00 <[_\Romeo> :S
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but I was inferring I'm keeping quiet
49:00 <Mew> the magic mushrooms and mayonaise
49:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than being a cunt
49:00 <Mew> yeezuz
49:00 <[_\Romeo> ah i c
49:00 <beehhh> Maybe Im too old for straya
49:00 <[_\Romeo> nah they were just normal mushrooms
49:00 <Doodle> no we just dont want anymore darkies
49:00 <Bastardly_One> oh stfu
49:00 <Bastardly_One> we're too old for you
49:00 <[_\Romeo> anyone high on coffee?
49:00 <Serenity> :|
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and stop being obsessed over a place that kicked you out
50:00 <[_\Romeo> i simply must know
50:00 <Doodle> no
50:00 <Serenity> Doodle
50:00 <Serenity> make me a cup of tea plz
50:00 <Doodle> sezzypoos
50:00 <Doodle> ok
50:00 <Serenity> yay
50:00 <Doodle> one lump or 2 ;)
50:00 <Serenity> two!
50:00 <Doodle> hot
50:00 <beehhh> I dont buy it b1 what makes you think i'd be back
51:00 <Serenity> cause you keep saying you want to come back you dumb fuck
51:00 <Mew> i have 3 lumps
51:00 <[_[Romeo]_]> im so alone
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I just was about to seriously bash my head on the table
51:00 <Mew> oh wait ones Doodle
51:00 <beehhh> [_[Romeo]_] teens are being attack by ten intruders after a birthday party
51:00 <[_[Romeo]_]> o really
51:00 <[_[Romeo]_]> mmm
51:00 <Doodle> :o
51:00 <[_[Romeo]_]> sounds bad
51:00 <Doodle> i was trying to be inconspicuous
51:00 <beehhh> sounds good to me
52:00 <[_[Romeo]_]> mmm
52:00 <beehhh> good that i leave no hope to desire of the place that kicked me out for a reason
52:00 <Bastardly_One> then stop obsessing over everything to do with the place
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck up
53:00 <beehhh> how about you move to the 17 times larger earth
54:00 <Serenity> ugh im running a temp
54:00 <beehhh> sell your soul to the devil, i know you've done that cant put a bet on ya nomore
54:00 <Bastardly_One> someone do me a favour
54:00 <Doodle> sezz i will take your temp
54:00 <Serenity> :o
55:00 <Bastardly_One> open a random page in Chrome you know isn't in your cache
55:00 <Doodle> open up
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me if you have issues accessing it plese
55:00 <Serenity> y
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *please
55:00 <Serenity> gimme a page
55:00 <Excessive> chromingggggggggggggggggg
55:00 <Bastardly_One> or even one in your cache
56:00 <Serenity> ive got like 235243 tabs open
56:00 <Serenity> and they all work
56:00 <beehhh> this would make my heart bleed
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ok FB in Chrom no goeth
56:00 <Doodle> all horse porn
56:00 <Bastardly_One> actually no go to any page in Chrome
56:00 <beehhh> so many times i try to tell myself to move on but nothing worked out for me
56:00 <Bastardly_One> except google
57:00 <[[[> im as cold as ice
57:00 <beehhh> thing is i'm living for the days
57:00 <Excessive> Serenity, I do note that u do indeed have some gd friend willin to fight fo u
57:00 <[[[> but someday i'll pay the price
57:00 <Serenity> you what>
58:00 <Serenity> im not in sydney
58:00 <Excessive> well look at ShadowLurker's screen then
58:00 <Serenity> why
59:00 <Maurice> Can't your summarise
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