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00:00 <Maurice> https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-g.ak/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/p417x417/1374197_10151959919695844_162886007_n.jpg
00:00 <Skirmish> Your mother sounds like she was a heroin addict and just gave you presents from what she was stealing from homes to support her habit. 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the first one I ever got myself was Goanna - Spirit of Place
00:00 <Bastardly_One> or maybe Moving Pictures
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, give me all the shit you want you bore but leave my mother out of it 
01:00 <Maurice> I also had a record that read a book
01:00 <Maurice> Can't remember the name but it was a dragon that grew too big for the house
01:00 <Serenity> http://www.sz-wholesaler.com/userimg/713/737sw1/sing-along-cassette-player-jk-839b-181.jpg
01:00 <Serenity> this
01:00 <Skirmish> Why do you feel the need to lie so much B1?  Is your life that boring that you can't just tell it how it was? 
01:00 <Maurice> Lol @ that
01:00 <doctor> ya ma's a junk
02:00 <Bastardly_One> you are so close to being removed and I don't give a fuck if I lose the ops over it or not
02:00 <Bastardly_One> give it a fucking rest 
02:00 <Skirmish> Then do it, lose the ops and maybe then you can answer my question.
02:00 <Skirmish> Why do you feel the need to bullshit so god damn much. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> keep going 
03:00 <Serenity> IM TRYING TO HAVE A NICE NIGHT OK
03:00 <Serenity> BOTH SHUT UP
03:00 <Bastardly_One> make my night/morning
03:00 <Serenity> now.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so am I ... and I still am 
03:00 <Serenity> Maurice
04:00 <Serenity> i can hear let it go
04:00 <Skirmish> I want to have a nice night too!  I want a night where some peanut on irc isn't insulting me by expecting me to believe their bullshit fabricated life that they feel the need to tell us all about.  JUST TELL THE TRUTH EVEN IF IT IS BORING! 
04:00 <Maurice> Sorry, I'll turn it down
04:00 <Maurice> Since we live so close
04:00 <Serenity> haha lily is watching
04:00 <Serenity> LOL
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus fucking Christ
04:00 <Maurice> Lol Bo was listening to do you wanna build a snowman before bed on his ipod
04:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
04:00 <MrMark> Jesus fucking Christ on a popiscle stick
04:00 <The_Baron> yeah?
04:00 <Serenity> mmm popsicle
05:00 <doctor> take some solace in in the soothing beats of some youtube music clips Serenity. let the music drift you away
05:00 <Bastardly_One> MrMark, you're being less whorish and drunk tonight ... I like this 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
05:00 <Maurice> I have warhead icy poles if you want one
05:00 <Bastardly_One> look what I found
05:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
05:00 <Maurice> The apple ones are tongue tingly
05:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0c1pqttyLU
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jamiroquai Love Foolosophy (second video) (Apr 9, 2009) 3:55 - Category: Music - 5,999 - 33 likes (94.3%), 2 dislikes (5.7%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooops
05:00 <Bastardly_One> not that 
05:00 <Maurice> Speaking of tongue tingly, wheres Doodle tonight
05:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
05:00 <Serenity> yes plz
05:00 <Serenity> i dont know :(
05:00 <Skirmish> I hope Doodle is in a happy place.
05:00 <Serenity> ive been sending darcy voice clips of my shit music
05:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron watch this ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xemLz_fR1Ac
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Andrew W.K. - It's Time To Party - Official Music Video (Date not found) 1:56 - Category: Music - 295,268 - 3,968 likes (98.3%), 68 dislikes (1.7%)
05:00 <doctor> he's in a world beyond here, let him be in peace
06:00 <doctor> don't disturb
06:00 <spookyfingers> now what to do
06:00 <spookyfingers> go strippers
06:00 <spookyfingers> get my fkn beer glass ffs
06:00 <spookyfingers> edener watevs it is
06:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M6samPEMpM
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Backstreet Boys - Everybody (Backstreet's Back) (May 25, 2011) 6:01 - Category: Music - 23,020,075 - 93,256 likes (97.1%), 2,803 dislikes (2.9%)
06:00 <spookyfingers> Doc Murea
07:00 <Serenity> nick carters voice hasnt even broken properly
07:00 <Skirmish> 5IVE is better then the BSB. 
07:00 <Serenity> 5ive was amazing
07:00 <Serenity> they were me fave
07:00 <Skirmish> IF YA GETTING DOWN BABEH
07:00 <Skirmish> YA WANT IT NOW BABEH
07:00 <Serenity> i first saw them on hey hey its saturday
07:00 <Skirmish> or something.
07:00 <doctor> takes you back
07:00 <Serenity> before they got famous
07:00 <Serenity> and i loved them ever sinec
07:00 <Skirmish> SAY NUMBER 1. 
08:00 <Serenity> OH MY GOD WE'RE BACK AGAIN
08:00 <Serenity> BROTHERS SISTERS EVERY BODY SINGG
08:00 <Skirmish> lol tonight has the potential to be a classic night.  Just came over the radio "Ah guys I am not sure this ship coming in will fit on the berth"  then the reply "It's already in the channel it's a but late now we can't turn it around!" 
09:00 <Serenity> lol
09:00 <Skirmish> You would think these things are better planned. 
10:00 <Serenity> god i loved nick carter
11:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20fenZeJHy0
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gwen Stefani- Early Winter Lyrics (Feb 1, 2008) 4:46 - Category: Music - 352,820 - 885 likes (97.8%), 20 dislikes (2.2%)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he supposedly hung on dalnet ... but I highly doubt it was him
11:00 <Bastardly_One> this chick I knew was convinced she had him on icq
11:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt it 
12:00 <spookyfingers> doctor would you like some of my king mandarine concoction?
12:00 <spookyfingers> XD
12:00 <spookyfingers> it'll kill you.
12:00 <Skirmish> Everyone was a nobody once. 
12:00 <Skirmish> They may very well have hung out on the interwebs.
12:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZUn-KtTNmA
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Five - Everybody Get Up (Oct 25, 2009) 4:09 - Category: Music - 4,478,254 - 12,365 likes (96.4%), 458 dislikes (3.6%)
12:00 <spookyfingers> nobody is a nobody
12:00 <spookyfingers> ever
12:00 <Serenity> i was in year 7
12:00 <Bastardly_One> this was like when they were somebodies though
13:00 <doctor> yeah can't turn down a good gesture
13:00 <spookyfingers> PRAISE THE ALMIGHTY MAGPIE
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd believe it before hand  ... wasn't really anywhere else to hang on the net
13:00 <Serenity> time of the boy bands
13:00 <Serenity> ahhh
13:00 <spookyfingers> wotchin Only Lovers Left Alive
13:00 <spookyfingers> XD
13:00 <spookyfingers> best vamp movie eva
13:00 <Skirmish> If you think about it ... being famous and making use of the internet could see you get so much pussy your dick falls off.
13:00 <Skirmish> It's a smart move.
13:00 <spookyfingers> you could be famous
13:00 <spookyfingers> i could tell you how
14:00 <spookyfingers> haha
14:00 <Bastardly_One> no way ... imagine ... you'd be harrassed 24/7
14:00 <Bastardly_One> by complete fuckwits asking you the most inane shit 
14:00 <spookyfingers> in america
14:00 <spookyfingers> becoming a writer is harder
14:00 <Skirmish> No ... you block/delete them.
14:00 <spookyfingers> than becoming a famous actor
14:00 <Skirmish> You restrict access to yourself. 
14:00 <spookyfingers> if your first novel's too arty, too good
14:00 <spookyfingers> and the market
14:00 <spookyfingers> etc.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I know of 3 that don't use their real names 
15:00 <spookyfingers> wont publish u, whereas, you channam tatum
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't think they go around talking as such on the net either
15:00 <spookyfingers> fkn famous overnight for being good looking
15:00 <Bastardly_One> just use skype and IMs
15:00 <Serenity> how the hell do i remember lyrics to songs i lsitened to when i was 12
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <Serenity> that was 4eva ago
15:00 <Bastardly_One> you remember songs forever
15:00 <spookyfingers> marlow
15:00 <doctor> they ring right best in the early years
15:00 <Bastardly_One> once you play them back I find
15:00 <Skirmish> Like tonight when panda was going on and on and on with shit and making the screen scroll far too quickly.  Just block the cunt.  You would do the same with the internet and filtering only the finest women to stoink.
15:00 <spookyfingers> *strums*
16:00 <Serenity> EVERYBODY GET UP SINGING
16:00 <Serenity> 5IVE WILL WILL MAKE YOU GET DOWN NOW
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I get your point Skirmish but that's what assistants are for
16:00 <doctor> moonshadow moonshadow
16:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpdcKmaHk_s
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - - -
16:00 <spookyfingers> hahaha
16:00 <Serenity> baby when the lights
16:00 <Serenity> go out
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the ones you can tell are done by  publicist
17:00 <spookyfingers> ;)
17:00 <Skirmish> Yeah because being famous and asking a 3rd party to filter the access to your internet accounts to assist in fucking women would be a fantastic idea. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and suddenly the random message that doesn't make sense
17:00 <spookyfingers> anyone got a wooden bullet?
17:00 <spookyfingers> xD
17:00 <Skirmish> No wonder you never get laid and women think you're creepy Bastardly_One. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that is clearly the celeb posting
17:00 <Serenity> well i mean
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a fucking dumb idea
17:00 <Serenity> he has a kid so he had to have got laid at least once
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hot women doesn't mean they're not mental stalkers
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I showed the t-shirt today remember
18:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I think he jerked off in the female stalls at a public toilet personally. 
18:00 <Maurice> I have 3 kids but have only had sex twice
18:00 <fawks> ugh i hate when dudes say "not to be clingy.. but.."
18:00 <fawks> um if you say not to be clingy you clearly know youre being clingy, so stop being clingy
18:00 <fawks> stupid fuk
18:00 <doctor> they just show up i suppose, and you've got to deal with them
18:00 <Skirmish> fawks: Not to be clingy ... but can you not talk to any guys ever again?  Kthnx.
18:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously Skirmish find a new hobby ...
18:00 <Maurice> I'm not racist.. but.. I hate your nigger fucking black guts
19:00 <fawks> lol
19:00 <fawks> i just got a texxt saying not 2 be clingy but i miss talking to you
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I'm not homophobic I just hate poofters
19:00 <fawks> WE SPOKE YESTERDAY
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <fawks> urgh
19:00 <Maurice> One day you'll find him hiding in your wardrobe jerking off to your undies
19:00 <Maurice> Good luck
19:00 <Skirmish> Time to block that number.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yesterday as in today
19:00 <Bastardly_One> or the day before?
19:00 <fawks> shut up
19:00 <spookyfingers> "How could have lived for so long and still not get it. This self obsession is a waste of living."
19:00 <Bastardly_One> it sounds like lurve
20:00 <Skirmish> See, no women like you B1. 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
20:00 <Maurice> Sounds like larvae
20:00 <Serenity> i wanked off on the toilet seat and got b1 pregnant
20:00 <Serenity> hes due in november
20:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
20:00 <fawks> ofc ud agree
20:00 <fawks> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why she had to give me half ops
20:00 <Skirmish> "had"
20:00 <spookyfingers> *you
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of taken her to court
20:00 <fawks> lolelfsoloflsofl
20:00 <Skirmish> oh lawl.
20:00 <Serenity> it was either hald ops or child support and i aint giving him money
20:00 <Serenity> NU UH SISTA
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what she said
20:00 <stebie> *have
21:00 <Serenity> halF
21:00 <fawks> Skirmish should have gotten half ops hes up that late too
21:00 <fawks> and not a rageaholic
21:00 <Devon1980> quiet night eh
21:00 <stebie> no Serenity, i was correcting Bastardly_One
21:00 <Serenity> skirmish is awful tho
21:00 <stebie> he always says of instead of have
21:00 <Serenity> yeah i know stebie
21:00 <fawks> oh stebie i love you
21:00 <Serenity> i was correctling ,yskefl
21:00 <stebie> oh, cool :P
21:00 <Serenity> myself
21:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Mixing your genetic material with his would be the human equivalentto pumping sewage into the great barrier reef.  
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh me
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I fuck those up constantly 
22:00 <fawks> LOL
22:00 <fawks> rofl.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think all the correcting I'd get it right by now
22:00 <stebie> yeah i'd have hoped so :P
22:00 <Skirmish> oi did you just call me awful? 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently not
23:00 <Serenity> i DID
23:00 <Serenity> you hate pumpkin
23:00 <Serenity> that makes you awful
23:00 <stebie> ^
23:00 <Skirmish> Fine. I am awful. 
23:00 <spookyfingers> A diamond, that emmits the music of a giant gong.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> sick cunts 
23:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opQQ2mbXuwI
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Five - Got The Feelin' (Oct 25, 2009) 3:38 - Category: Music - 1,548,886 - 3,957 likes (97.3%), 110 dislikes (2.7%)
23:00 <spookyfingers> i want to hear that
23:00 <Skirmish> Still a better choice that B1 for half ops though. 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck hates pumpkin?
23:00 <fawks> ive never been so turned on by dudes in high heels
23:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpqTUhcEmMU
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sound the alarm! It's Yanis Marshall, Arnaud and Mehdi | Britain's Got Talent 2014 Final (Date not found) 3:11 - Category: Entertainment - 566,202 - 5,376 likes (91%), 533 dislikes (9%)
23:00 <MrMark> im a saucy wench
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah there's a few of them on the side of that link hours ago fawks
24:00 <Serenity> you all need to watch 90s pop with me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> they can dance really fucking well
24:00 <MrMark> yes we do Serenity
24:00 <wolfy> people must understand that war is war
24:00 <Skirmish> nek mnnit B1 tells you how he used to dance for Russian Ballet. 
25:00 <Serenity> hey man
25:00 <Serenity> i used to dance for the russian ballet
25:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkWQDDv_qdg
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blue - All Rise (Feb 28, 2009) - Category: Music - -
25:00 <Skirmish> Did you see B1 there? 
25:00 <Serenity> i did
25:00 <Bastardly_One> considering how self confessed un-co I am ... 
25:00 <MrMark> what u drinkin ShadowLurker?
25:00 <Serenity> he looked very manly in pink tights
25:00 <Serenity> hes drinking cock
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *twirls*
25:00 <ShadowLurker> loads of cock
25:00 <Bastardly_One> does my arse look big in this font?
25:00 <fawks> what do you mean there was a few hours ago
25:00 <fawks> theyre still there..
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I meant the one I linked for ya 2 hrs ago
26:00 <fawks> yeah i watched that 2 hours ago
26:00 <fawks> now im watching other ones
27:00 <Skirmish> "I linked for ya"  
27:00 <fawks> ooooh liiife is bigger
27:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blVsgv0OISY
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Westlife - Uptown Girl (Date not found) 4:14 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 1,993,347 - 6,190 likes (95.9%), 262 dislikes (4.1%)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooh same link to other links but 2hrs later ... carry on
27:00 <Skirmish> Just for you fawks. The link was just for you.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I like a punk version of that song Serenity
27:00 <Maurice> Silly cat is in the frypan again
27:00 <fawks> oh no i said too muuuuch
27:00 <Maurice> I must look asian
27:00 <fawks> thats me in the corneeeer
27:00 <fawks> thats me in the spot
27:00 <fawks> light
27:00 <fawks> loooosing my religiooooooon
27:00 <Maurice> Losing your hymennn
27:00 <fawks> trying to keeep up with yooooooooou
27:00 <doctor> good stuff
27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n18tZjzOJI
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Me First and the Gimme Gimmes - Uptown Girl (Aug 31, 2008) 2:23 - Category: Music - 484,620 - 1,017 likes (97.7%), 24 dislikes (2.3%)
27:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: You should listen to Bryan Adams - I want to be your underwear. 
28:00 <Serenity> im gonna get into the bon jovi in a min
28:00 <Serenity> Devon1980 i dont talk in pm sorry
28:00 <fawks> lmao
28:00 <Serenity> no i wouldnt talk to you if you were a sleeze
28:00 <wolfy> the biggest criminals in perth are the cops themself
28:00 <fawks> no pms Plzz fankz
28:00 <wolfy> face the facts
28:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0CYB5V9e64&
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hole - Malibu (Jun 16, 2009) 3:53 - Category: Music - 4,891,938 - 17,555 likes (96%), 722 dislikes (4%)
28:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-TN1M0cvjQ
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: I wanna be your underwear - Lyrics - Traducida - Bryan Adams Subtitulado Ingles- Español (Date not found) 3:22 - Category: Music - 411 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
28:00 <Maurice> I wonder how old Devon1980 is
29:00 <Devon1980> really old
29:00 <Skirmish> "I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet"
29:00 <fawks> omg i just blew me nose and my ear popped way too hard
29:00 <fawks> fuck
29:00 <doctor> we're a bunch of old farts here
29:00 <fawks> 4 doctor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUiTQvT0W_0
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sinéad O'Connor - Nothing Compares 2U (Mar 6, 2009) 5:15 - Category: Music - 89,051,473 - 318,468 likes (98%), 6,631 dislikes (2%)
29:00 <doctor> oh nice
29:00 <fawks> :3
29:00 <Skirmish> "more than anything I swear ... I wanna be ... your underwear."
29:00 <stebie> :F
30:00 <fawks> i can eat my dinneri n fancy restaurant but nothing i said nothing can take away those cos nufink compare
30:00 <fawks> z
30:00 <fawks> nuffink comparez
30:00 <fawks> 2 u
30:00 <Devon1980> my friend is writing a book, so just wondering if I could get some insight on chatrooms (I've been out of the game for 10 years)
30:00 <fawks> lol
30:00 <fawks> waht do you wanna know
30:00 <Devon1980> is it still popular?
30:00 <fawks> how 2 interact w/ fat chix and neckbeards
30:00 <Skirmish> Devon1980: B1 has already written a book about chatrooms. He called it Twilight. 
30:00 <fawks> LOL
31:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nhUR9ciSuA
31:00 <stebie> what's wrong with neckbeards?
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BTV 2 - Another Chat with Brendon - Court Witnesses and zio-lies (Date not found) 26:58 - Category: News &amp; Politics - 892 views - 43 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:00 <spookyfingers> fuck
31:00 <spookyfingers> i need more alcohol
31:00 <spookyfingers> alcohol i dont have
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I blame Serenity for this
31:00 <fawks> you really dont
31:00 <spookyfingers> WHISKEY
31:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yYchgX1fMw
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Billy Joel - A Matter Of Trust (Oct 2, 2009) 4:54 - Category: Music - 3,022,986 - 9,857 likes (98.5%), 147 dislikes (1.5%)
31:00 <MrMark> Jesus fucking Christ on a popiscle stick
31:00 <spookyfingers> fuck off fox
31:00 <spookyfingers> tonight isnt the night okay?
31:00 <fawks> cry me a river bitch
32:00 <Saemon> very late in their life
32:00 <Bastardly_One> adhd/hyperactivty is another
32:00 <The_Baron> I got diagnosed with autism back in the 80's because I didn't speak till I was 5 yo
32:00 <Serenity> and no one person with it will be the same as the next
32:00 <Saemon> which explained all their social problems
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I should get a link to the chart I found
32:00 <Saemon> like no friendd etc
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's quite interesting if I can find it again
32:00 <spookyfingers> lols
32:00 <fawks> 4 doctor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C5TjS2sh4
32:00 <Devon1980> no but did B1 write about an internet stalker?
32:00 <spookyfingers> i cri evertim!
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roxette - It Must Have Been Love (Mar 4, 2009) 4:16 - Category: Music - 36,410,998 - 116,478 likes (98.3%), 2,052 dislikes (1.7%)
32:00 <Serenity> what did i do
32:00 <MrMark> awesome song
32:00 <doctor> another one. you're on a roll
32:00 <Skirmish> Devon1980: B1 IS an internet stalker.
32:00 <spookyfingers> it's bad luck to inject opinion without invitation.
32:00 <fawks> :')
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the Billy Joel 
32:00 <spookyfingers> zombie
32:00 <fawks> musta been loooove
32:00 <fawks> but its oooooover noooow
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but this is for panda
32:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DksSPZTZES0
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justin Timberlake - Cry Me A River (Oct 2, 2009) 4:51 - Category: Music - 87,968,420 - 273,779 likes (97.5%), 7,026 dislikes (2.5%)
32:00 <fawks> .
33:00 <The_Baron> how wrong they were
33:00 <Serenity> its a harrowing process if you have to go through it
33:00 <Devon1980> ok googling B1, see what I get
33:00 <doctor> for fawks https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK3uf5V0pDA
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Pretenders - Back On The Chain Gang HQ Music (Sep 5, 2009) 3:47 - Category: Music - 3,618,722 - 13,405 likes (98.5%), 206 dislikes (1.5%)
33:00 <fawks> youll get bananas in pyjamas, google 'bastardly_one"
33:00 <Bastardly_One> not this shit again
33:00 <fawks> oh brills, ty doctor
33:00 <Bastardly_One> go find a new toy ... both of you
34:00 <xm> i read about late-talking intelligent kids before The_Baron 
34:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tygI2NEXvfY     <------ I dedicate this to Bastardly_One.
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Garage Gods - Had enough of your lies (Date not found) 3:50 - Category: Music - 204 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
35:00 <The_Baron> well they aparantly did an IQ test on me when I was 4
35:00 <The_Baron> I do remember some of it, but it was too long ago
35:00 <The_Baron> got a high score, not super high
35:00 <xm> the stats on this is significant
35:00 <Bastardly_One> good info down the bottom
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.helpguide.org/mental/autism_spectrum.htm#types
35:00 <xm> Gender Differences. There were great differences found in gender and late-talking. Boys in the two study groups were 85% more likely to be bright late-talkers than girls.
35:00 <fawks> 4 doctor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stuck In The Middle With You - Stealers Wheel (Jul 4, 2010) 3:28 - Category: Entertainment - 14,431,041 - 75,893 likes (99.4%), 493 dislikes (0.6%)
35:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbX66Ddxtow
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell - Your Precious Love (Oct 31, 2007) 3:06 - Category: Music - 1,795,692 - 4,803 likes (99.1%), 45 dislikes (0.9%)
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I have the worse song in my head but I like it 
35:00 <Serenity> Skirmish do me a fave lay off him tonight
35:00 <Serenity> you're killing my buss
35:00 <Serenity> er buzz
35:00 <fawks> my trainn
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDKva-s_khY
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Timbaland - If We Ever Meet Again ft. Katy Perry (Feb 9, 2010) 5:14 - Category: Music - 68,323,461 - 153,057 likes (97.6%), 3,823 dislikes (2.4%)
36:00 <fawks> ppicken me nose
36:00 <xm> when you see massive differences like that it'd suggest genetics or something
36:00 <The_Baron> with a shovel?
36:00 <TheRiddler> I'm about to sleep
36:00 <The_Baron> I'd say for me it's prolly hereditary
36:00 <fawks> here i am st uck in the middle with you yes im stuck in the middle with youuuuuuuuuuu and im wondering what iti s i should dooooo
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I like timbaland
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he looks like he's always having fun
36:00 <Serenity> we played this song at our wedding
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the fat ugly little man
37:00 <xm> did you have problems socialising initially :P
37:00 <The_Baron> my old man is a full blown genius type
37:00 <The_Baron> IQ of 155
37:00 <fawks> lol initially
37:00 <The_Baron> mine is only 130
37:00 <xm> The_Baron, that's the mongolian DNA talkin'
37:00 <fawks> id say he still has problems.
37:00 <Serenity> lol
37:00 <The_Baron> xm, yes I had loads of problems socialising in my early years
37:00 <The_Baron> till I was 15 
37:00 <Doodle> don't talk about me like i'm not here
37:00 <Doodle> :(
37:00 <doctor> good vibes right there
37:00 <Serenity> YOU ARENT HERE
37:00 <Doodle> i am
37:00 <Doodle> <-
37:00 <Doodle> i had important playstationing to complete
37:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One
37:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of that 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot work out what these enemies are for shit 
37:00 <Serenity> have you watched standing in the shadows of motown?
38:00 <xm> what does the old man do and/or what are his interests?
38:00 <The_Baron> he is retired, was a architect, interests are political history, physics, mathematics, literature
38:00 <Bastardly_One> they come to fast at me and I've no idea what one is yet
38:00 <Bastardly_One> *too
38:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
38:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBQ2xc6jjJs
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: My Girl - The Temptations (Mar 8, 2006) 2:44 - Category: Music - 4,931,088 - 15,723 likes (99%), 155 dislikes (1%)
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I have Serenity but don't know if anyone ese has
38:00 <Serenity> its brilllliant
38:00 <Skirmish> Doodle: What you been?  People have been asking where you were.  I said I hoped you were in a happy place.  Were you getting poon? 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that was one of the first times I spoke to you speaking about Motown and soul
39:00 <xm> sounds like a polymath from ancient greece
39:00 <The_Baron> fawks, I have no probs socialising, as much of a cunt as I come across
39:00 <The_Baron> :P
39:00 <spookyfingers> fk me
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no
39:00 <spookyfingers> my cousin gave me a fucken chun rundown
39:00 <fawks> you're not really that  cunty, you just have an ego
39:00 <spookyfingers> b1
39:00 <Doodle> lol no
39:00 <Serenity> it may very well have been
39:00 <Doodle> i dont get poon
39:00 <Serenity> i forget a lot
39:00 <Skirmish> Why not? 
39:00 <Skirmish> Y U GET NO POON?
40:00 <xm> The_Baron uses IRC to build up dark energy, like how Annikan did, then he goes off and writes dark psytrance
40:00 <Serenity> massive
40:00 <The_Baron> of course I got some ego
40:00 <fawks> and i don;t see why
40:00 <fawks> it's like pieter and his false sense of superiority
40:00 <The_Baron> xm lol
40:00 <fawks> idk who has fed that cunts ego
40:00 <fawks> but they need to be shot
40:00 <The_Baron> I don't think I am cocky though
40:00 <Skirmish> Drugs 
40:00 <The_Baron> I just know what I can do and can't
40:00 <xm> The_Baron, out of your dad's interests how would you rate them in order of difficulty? 
40:00 <Serenity> yep drug induced
40:00 <BlackDevil> i pooped this morning and i was bleeding
40:00 <fawks> i guess The_Baron and pieter have that in common then
40:00 <Skirmish> BlackDevil: Sounds like cancer. 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXwUVRkRYj4
40:00 <fawks> hehe poon
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE FOUR TOPS - Reach Out, I'll Be There (1966) (Date not found) 3:25 - Category: Music - 149,751 - 789 likes (96.9%), 25 dislikes (3.1%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 the four tops
40:00 <Serenity> AND ILLL BEE THEREEE
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the original clip too
40:00 <Serenity> NOW I WANT TO WATCH MY GIRL
41:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
41:00 <The_Baron> maths, physics, political hisory, literature
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) 3:34 - Category: Music - 713,759 -
41:00 <The_Baron> as in from most to least difficult
41:00 <Skirmish> Better get in to the doctor.
41:00 <fawks> is wolfy pz
41:00 <BlackDevil> so i put a tampon in my bum
41:00 <spookyfingers> Saemon you faker
41:00 <xm> htere is tht old saying... biologists think they are chemists, chemists think they are physicists, physicists think they are mathematicians....and mathematicians think they are God...and God thinks He's xm
41:00 <spookyfingers> you could have made some money cunt
41:00 <Serenity> woah.. -caps
41:00 <stebie> whore
41:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-XQ26KePUQ
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Save the last dance for me - The Drifters (Jan 25, 2010) 2:30 - Category: Music - 5,900,935 - 18,221 likes (98.9%), 202 dislikes (1.1%)
41:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aqNFJs_OS0
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Def Leppard - Lets Get Rocked (Official Music Video) (Date not found) 4:56 - Category: Music - 6,756 - 54 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <The_Baron> lol xm
42:00 <Serenity> yes fawks
42:00 <Skirmish> Moving a mouse with my left hand makes me feel unco.
42:00 <The_Baron> and me and pieter have that drug thing in common with most of this chan
42:00 <The_Baron> okay say half
42:00 <The_Baron> except I hate meth these days
42:00 <The_Baron> god I hate it
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I like how the hand claps and the lead singing are live
42:00 <wolfy> Children should be able to come onto this server without being posted child porn by Serenity and Maurice the bully opers WHERE IS THE JUSTICE ?
42:00 <Maurice> Excuse me
42:00 <Serenity> there wasnt child porn you complete sack of shit
42:00 <Maurice> I didn't post anything you fucking gimp
42:00 <Serenity> go away shane you sad lost cunt
42:00 <wolfy> Someone help please
42:00 <Maurice> Go suck another cock you big homo
42:00 <wolfy> lying dog
42:00 <wolfy> jew
42:00 <Serenity> im not a liar everyone saw what i posted you spastic
42:00 <MrMark> oooer
42:00 <wolfy> jew fuck
42:00 <Skirmish> LOL
42:00 <Maurice> And what parent would let a child join here?
43:00 <Serenity> you dont generally get grandiose delusions from weed
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't see the need to promote the fact you're a druggy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> same with myself
43:00 <Bastardly_One> sure, I smoke the stuff like some people drink water
43:00 <Saemon> and xm thinks he's Saemon
43:00 <Saemon> :]
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... who cares?
43:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/iy3QeNy http://imgur.com/GEXQgIj
43:00 <Serenity> is that child porn?
43:00 <Skirmish> Someone help!  YOU JEW!  DOG!  
43:00 <Serenity> thats what hes talking about
43:00 <MrMark> play nice kiddies
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll get Jew in a min and she'll be Palestine
43:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Want to rethink that?
43:00 <wolfy> dog mutt moll
43:00 <Serenity> is that child porn wolfy
43:00 <Serenity> yes or no
43:00 <wolfy> nuffin without ur ops
43:00 <wolfy> u dog
43:00 <Serenity> IS THAT
43:00 <Serenity> CHILD PORN
43:00 <Serenity> SHANE
43:00 <stebie> wow, fuckup on my part
44:00 <Bastardly_One> passionate I suppose
44:00 <fawks> this lecturer is so boring
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess I can go on about other subects
44:00 <xm> i'd just say that The_Baron, maybe similarly to myself, is ambivalent about how he feels about himself...like many people who consider themselves to be artists/composers
44:00 <Bastardly_One> *subjects
44:00 <fawks> he takes a minute to spit out a sentence and then fucking pauses for another minute
44:00 <spookyfingers> yer
44:00 <fawks> FUCK
44:00 <spookyfingers> batty1
44:00 <spookyfingers> dont yano by now
44:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron is taken a bit too seriously
44:00 <spookyfingers> im a big drug addict bro
44:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIB33eTrgBY
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: purple haze jimi hendrix (Jun 23, 2010) 3:05 - Category: Music - 556,750 - 2,193 likes (96.9%), 69 dislikes (3.1%)
44:00 <spookyfingers> biggest on irc
44:00 <The_Baron> ambivalent is the right word I think
44:00 <spookyfingers> nuttbutter!
44:00 <Maurice> stebie is our knight in shining armour
44:00 <Bastardly_One> moving on 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPrtvdzhmts
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Four Tops - I Can't Help Myself (Date not found) 2:57 - Category: Music - 591,030 - 1,648 likes (97.4%), 44 dislikes (2.6%)
44:00 <stebie> Maurice, for a limited time only
44:00 <stebie> my bed is calling ^_^
45:00 <The_Baron> <Bastardly_One> The_Baron is taken a bit too seriously <---I hope not
45:00 <spookyfingers> i slam the shit into my eyeballs mate
45:00 <fawks> cumquat
45:00 <The_Baron> if people actually take me seriously here, then I am doing it all wrong
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you are  ... the way you talk 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like I am
45:00 <spookyfingers> lolz
45:00 <fawks> lol.
45:00 <Maurice> Better than a cumsquat
45:00 <Maurice> That'd be messy
45:00 <fawks> lol
45:00 <fawks> grose
45:00 <fawks> me too sez
45:00 <Serenity> fuckk
45:00 <fawks> Maurice did you finish TVD
45:00 <Maurice> Mine never calls me for anything good
45:00 <Serenity> sorry guys can someone tell me if its cp or not
45:00 <Serenity> so i know im not going mad
45:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/iy3QeNy http://imgur.com/GEXQgIj
45:00 <Doodle> SARAH FOR FUCK SAKE STOP TYPING AND GO AND WATCH THE PERIOD VIDEO I POSTED FOR YOU
45:00 <Serenity> NO
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they're clearly adult to me 
45:00 <Serenity> is SG
45:00 <Serenity> theyre all legal
46:00 <Maurice> Of course not
46:00 <fawks> :(
46:00 <Maurice> It's me you're talking to
46:00 <fawks> lol
46:00 <fawks> you have 2 hours til you usually log off
46:00 <fawks> get 2 eps in
46:00 <Maurice> I dont generally laptop during the day, so have to wait til kids are in bed yadda yadda
46:00 <fawks> kgo
46:00 <Bastardly_One> if this game wasn't distracting me I'd purposely start an intelligent conversation just to amuse myself with idiots replies
46:00 <fawks> yeah i know but its late now
46:00 <Maurice> I have 10 mins left of ep 19
46:00 <fawks> wieorfnkgesg
46:00 <The_Baron> finished first season of Vikings today
46:00 <stebie> if they're legal, how's it cp?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> well, if it's SG
46:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEoZA9u-jYo
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fastball- The Way (HQ) (Date not found) 6:00 - Category: Music - 18,725 - 116 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
46:00 <stebie> it makes... zero sense.
46:00 <doctor> There's no alternative
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I know they have to be 
46:00 <Serenity> who knows stbeie
46:00 <Serenity> he even went to lwazana
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they actually have to prove it to be an SG
46:00 <Serenity> telling her i was posting cp
46:00 <stebie> lol, fuckwit
47:00 <fawks> yes Bastardly_One you are intelligent and we are all idiotic peasants
47:00 <The_Baron> I love the no nonsense brutality
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not you bitch
47:00 <fawks> please enlighten us with your intellect
47:00 <The_Baron> none of this stylised violence wank
47:00 <The_Baron> just hack and slahs
47:00 <The_Baron> slash*
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you're decently smart n stuff 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Vikings is good *nods*
47:00 <fawks> i was just about to say
47:00 <Serenity> decently smart
47:00 <Serenity> rofl
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if it'll go past Season 2
47:00 <Maurice> Then he told Serenity he was always nice to people and never threatens anyone
47:00 <Maurice> Right after he threatened to bash her..
47:00 <Skirmish> If I could 100% guarentee I wouldn't get fired I would look him up on the pc here.
47:00 <Skirmish> guarantee* 
47:00 <Maurice> They'd probably buy you a plane ticket to take him out
47:00 <stebie> Skirmish, you'd probably find a lot
47:00 <Maurice> And I don't mean out on a date
47:00 <Skirmish> stebie: The systems we use are better than the database the police have.  
47:00 <ShadowLurker> so darlin
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity got it :P
48:00 <Maurice> Wtf is decently smart
48:00 <fawks> i think shes laughing at yo bud
48:00 <fawks> not with you
48:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skzoLV0MTKU
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The wind cries mary - Jimi Hendrix (Aug 23, 2010) 5:09 - Category: Music - 325,665 - 1,591 likes (97.7%), 37 dislikes (2.3%)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> was meant to said dumb
48:00 <fawks> you*
48:00 <Bastardly_One> she probably is 
48:00 <fawks> LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL SEZ
48:00 <Bastardly_One> hard to inflect tone on irc
48:00 <Serenity> right...
48:00 <fawks> did you vomit
48:00 <Serenity> i did
48:00 <fawks> lmao
48:00 <fawks> i would have cried
48:00 <Skirmish> Would be interesting.
48:00 <ShadowLurker> save the last dance for me
48:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EHAo6rEuas
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bryan Adams - Please Forgive Me (Oct 31, 2008) 6:28 - Category: Music - 75,616,311 - 183,736 likes (98.9%), 2,111 dislikes (1.1%)
48:00 <stebie> why not? he seems such a charmer
48:00 <doctor> Shane? Decent chap. Alcohol must bring out the wrong side of him
48:00 <Serenity> anyone that knew me would know id never EVER post underage shit
48:00 <Serenity> ever
48:00 <Serenity> hes not decent doctor
48:00 <stebie> Skirmish, and most if not all of these have logging for every search and record pulled
48:00 <Serenity> hes threatened on more than one occasion to bash me and my kids
48:00 <stebie> so unless you have backend access, you'll leave a trail ._.
48:00 <doctor> Yeah, he's an idiot
48:00 <doctor> Bryan Adams will settle in well
49:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously you have some major ego issues fawks
49:00 <Serenity> my mouth kind of hung open for a minute
49:00 <The_Baron> word of the evening
49:00 <The_Baron> EGO
49:00 <The_Baron> it aint a dirty word as some hippies will have u believe
49:00 <Maurice> Thats just coz you like people putting things in your mouth
49:00 <xm> The_Baron, yeah the original intention was different
49:00 <Bastardly_One> this litte gaggle of bitches making snide comments each night of late is getting ever so boring
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *little
49:00 <xm> that's why i say "strong ego" instead of "big ego"
49:00 <stebie> Serenity, that's just fucked
49:00 <ShadowLurker> he's a fucking psycho
49:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPEqRMVnZNU
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Under the boardwalk - The drifters (Sep 21, 2010) 2:41 - Category: Music - 1,852,420 - 8,153 likes (98.8%), 99 dislikes (1.2%)
49:00 <Serenity> hes fucken mental
49:00 <Skirmish> stebie: Yeah I know.  IRC numbties are not worth losing a great job over.
49:00 <Bastardly_One> under the suuuuuuuuuuuun
49:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll be having some fuuuuuuuuuuuun
49:00 <stebie> Skirmish, damn straight
49:00 <ShadowLurker> i can feel my inner homo raging to come out
50:00 <xm> to differentiate the two
50:00 <fawks> Bastardly_One dont be upset i can form my own opinions without having to agree with peoples every word
50:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
50:00 <fawks> nini ash <3
50:00 <fawks> be gone.
50:00 <fawks> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <fawks> :P
50:00 <TheRiddler> :(
50:00 <fawks> :D
50:00 <TheRiddler> :p
50:00 <Maurice> Hang on
50:00 <Serenity> whos the gaggle
50:00 <Maurice> Which gaggle of bitches
50:00 <Serenity> is it me
50:00 <Maurice> Oh snap
50:00 <Serenity> lol mo
50:00 <stebie> that said, i have had my isp connections look up details before
50:00 <stebie> but this is years ago
50:00 <Serenity> whta he means by inner homer raging to come out
50:00 <Serenity> is the homo coming in
50:00 <stebie> *connections=contacts
50:00 <Maurice> INNER HOMER
50:00 <Maurice> Poor fat homer
50:00 <Serenity> looooool
51:00 <TheRiddler> I'll probably be on friday night sometime
51:00 <The_Baron> "an intelligent man has much to say, a wise man knows when to say it"
51:00 <TheRiddler> on my tablet
51:00 <xm> but it's sort of like words change over time. like decimate had different meaning at the start
51:00 <Serenity> where are you going again ash
51:00 <Maurice> TheRiddler, we wait with baited breath
51:00 <TheRiddler> supanova
51:00 <Maurice> Oh wait, no we don't
51:00 <Serenity> oh das right
51:00 <fawks> i will
51:00 <fawks> :')
51:00 <fawks> RETURN TO ME, MY LOVE
51:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x6SYcGLJ_Y
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Essex - Rock On (Feb 15, 2012) 3:28 - Category: Music - 198,987 - 1,379 likes (97.5%), 35 dislikes (2.5%)
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <fawks> lol i jst made myself laugh
51:00 <fawks> hilarious
51:00 <The_Baron> xm, language is like water, always the same element, but takes many forms
51:00 <xm> that's what Lee said
51:00 <fawks> dont say element youll trigger his spy bot
51:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
52:00 <fawks> op*
52:00 <xm> Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
52:00 <wolfy> xm, good movie that one
52:00 <xm> yeah, might have to watch it again
52:00 <The_Baron> Bruce Lee had a good foundation in philosophy
52:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIkjFhoW2ns
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Drifters - Saturday Night At The Movies (May 2, 2009) 2:32 - Category: Music - 577,988 - 1,077 likes (97.8%), 24 dislikes (2.2%)
52:00 <Maurice> I had a cd of all those old songs
52:00 <Maurice> And dad 'borrowed' it
52:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
52:00 <Maurice> And I haven't seen it since
52:00 <Bastardly_One> like magic
52:00 <Bastardly_One> one goes another arrives
52:00 <stebie> hey Loof
52:00 <stebie> been watching wentworth
52:00 <stebie> pretty good
52:00 <stebie> <3 nicole da silva
53:00 <xm> that scene where they're in that tournament thing with only a few guys watching
53:00 <xm> the pit
53:00 <The_Baron> I like his concept of the suchness of existence
53:00 <Serenity> i hope im part of the gaggle
53:00 <xm> that was so bizarre
53:00 <Serenity> i like to feel involved
53:00 <The_Baron> that at the end of the day, everything is just what it is, u can only overcome what u understand and accept
53:00 <wolfy> xm, i started watchin it on foxtel back 12 years ago saw it on free to air tv the other day and i still rekon its a classic
53:00 <xm> it was on recently?
53:00 <Loof> gets better
53:00 <stebie> about halfway through s01
53:00 <Loof> yeah frankie is awesome
54:00 <wolfy> yeah
54:00 <wolfy> twice
54:00 <xm> i probably do have it on the drives
54:00 <wolfy> on a HD channel
54:00 <The_Baron> shame Dragon: The Bruce Lee story had a lot of fabrication though
54:00 <The_Baron> like how he injured his spine
54:00 <The_Baron> wasn't from a fight
54:00 <xm> it messes with my head when channel 10 plays simpsons eps twice within a few weeks. makes me feel like my mental calendar is off
54:00 <wolfy> i only like watching dexter :)
54:00 <xm> yeah im pretty sure there's a lot of embellishment
54:00 <MrMark> we all drunk and naked yet?!!
54:00 <Loof> ew alcohol
54:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoEwR9_Sy_M
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Righteous Brothers - UNCHAINED MELODY - GHOST (Jun 24, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 22,075,851 - 72,486 likes (98.8%), 887 dislikes (1.2%)
55:00 <wolfy> i love dexter
55:00 <xm> wolfy DDoSes all the bullies
55:00 <The_Baron> and it also didn't portray his love of weed
55:00 <The_Baron> Bruce Lee smoked a tonne of it
55:00 <xm> i didnt know he was into it
55:00 <Serenity> DA BOOLIES
55:00 <The_Baron> barely a puff in that movie
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
55:00 <wolfy> he used to chew on hemp apparently
55:00 <wolfy> i know this because some of the masters from my old kung fu school were actually trained by bruce lee's masters 
55:00 <xm> The_Baron, maybe they called it "Hey Bruce! I've got some Chinese herbal remedies to help with the spinal injury!"
55:00 <stebie> MrMark, you better not be
55:00 <stebie> this is a family channel
55:00 <stebie> as wolfy would say
55:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
56:00 <xm> we'll have to rewatch it
56:00 <wolfy> i actually did kung fu
56:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah he only ate it
56:00 <The_Baron> not smoked
56:00 <The_Baron> whoops
56:00 <The_Baron> but yeah
56:00 <xm> and maybe that ming vase nearby...was symbolic for the bong
56:00 <wolfy> im a trained killer
56:00 <Skirmish> I wish I was decently smart. 
56:00 <Maurice> I'm not sure any channel on austnet was ever a fam channel
56:00 <Serenity> he told me im not allowed to post porn
56:00 <Serenity> its against austnet rules
56:00 <Serenity> but i cant see that in the MOTD
56:00 <MrMark> oooer
56:00 <doctor> nice Serenity
56:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxJQyDc7mH0
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gary and Dave - Could You Ever Love Me Again (Date not found) 3:24 - Category: Music - 4,343 - 31 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
57:00 <The_Baron> wolfy, kung fu what?
57:00 <xm> wolfy, they had to call a team of 10 nurses to get me to take meds. i was that hardcore m8
57:00 <xm> i was giving them all the death touch
57:00 <wolfy> The_Baron, choy lay bok fuk sing
57:00 <The_Baron> kung fu itself is not a martial art as such, it literally just means "to excell at"
57:00 <xm> one by one the nurses were collapsing
57:00 <wolfy> choy lay
57:00 <The_Baron> so one can be kung fu with the violin
57:00 <xm> it was like a slaughterhouse
57:00 <The_Baron> or the xbox
57:00 <The_Baron> :P
57:00 <Skirmish> Has B1 taken his DC cap and gone home? 
57:00 <Maurice> Hes also gonna get his mate with the gun to come for tea and scones
57:00 <Maurice> He's rather unstable
57:00 <stebie> my server's motd only mentions cp
57:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcOxhH8N3Bo
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bonnie Tyler - Total Eclipse of the Heart (Nov 15, 2009) 5:33 - Category: Music - 25,463,512 - 129,416 likes (98.2%), 2,364 dislikes (1.8%)
57:00 <ShadowLurker> and his abo mates to come bash us
57:00 <stebie> not general porn
57:00 <Serenity> thats what i thought stebie
57:00 <doctor> nice loof
57:00 <MrMark> who what where
57:00 <Serenity> it only says no kid stuff.. which really is self explanatory
57:00 <MrMark> play nice children
58:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
58:00 <Serenity> SCREW YOU GUYS
58:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cV-AtYKZUA
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Choy Lay Fut / Siu Mui Fa Kuen (Date not found) 1:12 - Category: Sports - 1,450 - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
58:00 <Serenity> IM GOIN HOME
58:00 <The_Baron> you mean choy lay fut?
58:00 <wolfy> yes
58:00 <The_Baron> only ever dabbled myself
58:00 <Serenity> if you need to be told that then theres more problems then posting links
58:00 <stebie> but i think some servers display different MOTDs, so not sure, maybe he's right... not sure though
58:00 <Serenity> nah its never been a rule lol
58:00 <Serenity> not on the server or here
58:00 <stebie> he shouldn't be telling others off seeing he's breaking the rules with his abusive behaviour
58:00 <stebie> twat
59:00 <wolfy> i did years in balcatta
59:00 <The_Baron> bit of wing chung, wu shu and tai chi
59:00 <Skirmish> Since he is not here, and I am here until at least 430 … I should get his half ops.
59:00 <gagglebitch1> lmaoooooooo
59:00 <wolfy> i kick and ill take u down
59:00 <gagglebitch1> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=684467118267328
59:00 <gagglebitch1> this bitch is mental
59:00 <The_Baron> kicking is one thing I found was not the best in real combat
59:00 <The_Baron> it throws off ur centre of balance
59:00 <xm> holy crap it's 11pm
59:00 <Serenity> exactly
59:00 <Serenity> lol
59:00 <ShadowLurker> oh i had the time of my life
59:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9BbUqHrWFI
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dirty Dancing - Time of my Life (Final Dance) - High Quality HD (Nov 23, 2010) 6:49 - Category: Music - 20,310,360 - 72,603 likes (97.6%), 1,749 dislikes (2.4%)
59:00 <ShadowLurker> and i owe it all to youuuuuu
00:00 <wolfy> i'd probably kill you
00:00 <The_Baron> unless u actually can kick like a machine, it usually ends up with the person kicking on the ground first
00:00 <wolfy> i can
00:00 <xm> yeah, i got told dont bother with TKD
00:00 <doctor> if only we had some drinks to sell, we'd be making a small fortune tonight
00:00 <Serenity> haha
01:00 <The_Baron> but I probably would suck in a proper bout now
01:00 <The_Baron> I don't train at all anymore
01:00 <The_Baron> and I am unhealthy
01:00 <The_Baron> so yeah
01:00 <The_Baron> kill me all u like
01:00 <The_Baron> :P
01:00 <xm> you're better off lifting books on philosophy, psychology and science
01:00 <wolfy> Kung Fu, Buk Sing Choy Lay Fut 
01:00 <Loof> all i have to do is go through lan's "music" collection
01:00 <Serenity> come on loof
01:00 <Serenity> paste us some youtube linkies
01:00 <Serenity> show us ya stuff
01:00 <Skirmish> You should let Shads back in to get some beats happening for you.
01:00 <Serenity> no ty
01:00 <stebie> lol
01:00 <ShadowLurker> ill show ya my stuff
02:00 <xm> with 2 dim sum
02:00 <The_Baron> I woulda like to have learned Kenpo 
02:00 <The_Baron> that shit is fucking crazy for counter attacks
02:00 <gagglebitch1> omg
02:00 <gagglebitch1> Serenity
02:00 <stebie> wasn't chris a musician, too?
02:00 <Serenity> yuh
02:00 <Skirmish> wickety whack, whick whick whickety whack dun come bak. 
02:00 <ShadowLurker> id rather listen to white noise than shads' crap
02:00 <Skirmish> The music is too low tempo you need to raise the tempo a bit. 
02:00 <Serenity> ok hang on
02:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogoIxkPjRts
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Air Supply - Making Love Out Of Nothing At All (Mar 23, 2011) 4:53 - Category: Music - 2,876,168 - 12,891 likes (98.4%), 211 dislikes (1.6%)
03:00 <gagglebitch1> u gaggle cunt
03:00 <Skirmish> Fuck that bitch screams a lot. 
03:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
03:00 <Skirmish> That man must have so much patience.
03:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ELeTw-YhmQ
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Choy Lay Fut Master Kong On Memorial Banquet: Buk Sing Choy Lay Fut Kung Fu (Date not found) 1:17 - Category: Sports - 854 views - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
03:00 <ShadowLurker> stop gaggling you gagglers
03:00 <gagglebitch1> kiss my gagglebutt
03:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
03:00 <stebie> yibida yibida, g'night folks
03:00 <Serenity> night stebies
03:00 <Skirmish> You need to .... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4aob4zlhIk
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mötley Crüe - Kickstart My Heart (Official Music Video) (Mar 14, 2011) 5:12 - Category: Music - 3,184,323 - 16,017 likes (98.5%), 247 dislikes (1.5%)
03:00 <Loof> night stebie
03:00 <Serenity> noooooo
03:00 <doctor> sleep tight stebsteb
03:00 <Serenity> HUNGRRYYYY EYYYESESSS
04:00 <spookyfingers> dammit
04:00 <spookyfingers> sif try to beat my nick!!!
04:00 <gagglebitch1> ..
04:00 <spookyfingers> :(
04:00 <doctor> one look at you and i kiss the skies
04:00 <Serenity> Maurice
04:00 <Serenity> watch this immediately
04:00 <Serenity> http://youtu.be/l9BbUqHrWFI?t=5m45s
05:00 <gagglebitch1> ugh
05:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> :P :P
05:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> lix
05:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> man i saw my cousin first time in yrs
05:00 <The_Baron> this choy lay fut is very similar to wu shu
05:00 <gagglebitch1> Serenity, Maurice http://blog.petflow.com/this-girl-faked-her-period-and-got-what-she-deserved/
05:00 <xm> yeah i saw that
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dirty Dancing - Time of my Life (Final Dance) - High Quality HD (Nov 23, 2010) 6:49 - Category: Music - 20,310,360 - 72,606 likes (97.6%), 1,749 dislikes (2.4%)
05:00 <Maurice> I fucking love that
05:00 <Maurice> Me and mum would watch nearly everyday and rewind it
05:00 <Maurice> When we wore out the vhs I got us both dvds
05:00 <Serenity> that particular link tho
05:00 <Serenity> click
05:00 <Skirmish> IT'S NOT A TV STUDIO .... JOSH
05:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxKWTzr-k6s
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pearl Jam - Even Flow (Oct 25, 2009) 5:28 - Category: Music - 19,252,399 - 69,039 likes (98.8%), 871 dislikes (1.2%)
06:00 <xm> "there's no glitter!"
06:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3wn2aFnyvw
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stanton Warriors and The Beatnuts - Shake It Up (Sep 9, 2011) 5:21 - Category: Music - 14,435 - 110 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <gagglebitch1> ROFL
06:00 <gagglebitch1> http://blog.petflow.com/this-banned-grey-poupon-ad-is-freaking-hilarious-what-were-they-thinking/?f=1
06:00 <gagglebitch1> i guess i poupon my husbands chest
06:00 <Serenity> o.o
06:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3BJlOpayWw
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Flashdance the final dance (Jun 20, 2010) 3:55 - Category: Music - 3,133,912 - 6,490 likes (96.1%), 265 dislikes (3.9%)
06:00 <Maurice> HIS NOSE SCRUNCH
06:00 <Serenity> !!!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <Serenity> LOL first moon party
08:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=355Fk8drgZE
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Laura Branigan - Gloria [1982] (Feb 23, 2008) 3:49 - Category: Music - 4,341,458 - 13,135 likes (98.2%), 247 dislikes (1.8%)
08:00 <ShadowLurker> Maurice just moistened the chair
09:00 <Serenity> i have to make lil up an emergency kit soon
09:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10419052_809311705801570_8870368177764732781_n.jpg
09:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ajp0Uaw4rqo
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UB40 CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE (Jan 27, 2008) 3:22 - Category: Music - 21,500,878 - 52,813 likes (97.9%), 1,156 dislikes (2.1%)
10:00 <xm> they shat themselves because they thought it was Santa
10:00 <wolfy> it is santa
10:00 <xm> i reckon
10:00 <xm> will need to send to the FBI to double check
10:00 <Maurice> I did not
10:00 <Maurice> I flooded it
10:00 <ShadowLurker> gushing
10:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjqfGe_80Ck
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Footloose - Kenny Loggins (Date not found) 3:49 - Category: Music - 1,479,208 - 5,346 likes (96.5%), 194 dislikes (3.5%)
11:00 <wolfy> read him for warrants
11:00 <The_Baron> it does look like santa
11:00 <The_Baron> I can't remember the last time I sharted
11:00 <Loof> well it's time to go spray exit mould on my thrush bbl
12:00 <xm> he must have decent heating at the north pole to be topless
12:00 <The_Baron> or he's just that manly
12:00 <The_Baron> or maybe a siberian
12:00 <The_Baron> those guys bath their nuts in ice water
13:00 <wolfy> whys he naked?
13:00 <wolfy> no shit 
13:00 <wolfy> would be freezin like that in this weather
15:00 <wolfy> thats it no fucking more
15:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIgZ7gMze7A
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wham! - Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go (Oct 24, 2009) 3:51 - Category: Music - 21,882,140 - 75,683 likes (97.3%), 2,099 dislikes (2.7%)
17:00 <Maurice> Lol faux, first moon part
17:00 <Maurice> y
17:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) 3:34 - Category: Music - 713,767 -
17:00 <gagglebitch1> lol
17:00 <gagglebitch1> watch the poupon on
17:00 <gagglebitch1> one*
17:00 <The_Baron> fuck I love being this baked
17:00 <gagglebitch1> lol does this still happen
17:00 <gagglebitch1> [01:17] <melbguy29> hi 29 m melb here. hows it going?
17:00 <gagglebitch1> cte
17:00 <gagglebitch1> cute
17:00 <The_Baron> rarely
17:00 <gagglebitch1> sorry melbguy29
17:00 <Maurice> DON'T LEAVE ME HANGING ON LIKE A YOYO
18:00 <gagglebitch1> prob my nick.
18:00 <The_Baron> there's only like 80 ppl to trawl here
18:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d73tiBBzvFM
19:00 <The_Baron> hmmm it's 1am
19:00 <xm> fawks, you need to compliment him on his very efficient intro. he greeted you, gave his age, his gender, his location, and also asked you how you are going all in one line... 8 words
19:00 <Serenity> is not
19:00 <The_Baron> is here
19:00 <The_Baron> not in ur wacky fuckin time zone
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ace of Base - All That She Wants [1993] (Oct 16, 2010) - Category: Music - -
20:00 <xm> i have to agree with Serenity with this one
20:00 <xm> as far as Austnet is concerned
20:00 <xm> Perth is Greenwich
20:00 <The_Baron> I don't recognise GMT
20:00 <Serenity> i want cheese and pepper
20:00 <xm> WST is the standard you bitches
20:00 <fawks> melted
20:00 <fawks> on toast
20:00 <fawks> mm
20:00 <The_Baron> only JMT (Jamaican Mean Time)
20:00 <wolfy> BitchX
20:00 <Serenity> yesss
20:00 <fawks> i miss white bread
21:00 <fawks> ive been having wholegrain n wholemeal
21:00 <Skirmish> It’s 0120 here.  This ship is going to be late.  Would you all like to open a web site and watch it come in?
21:00 <fawks> mostly wholelmeal cos wholegrain makes me poop seedy
21:00 <wolfy> mine is seeds
21:00 <melbguy29> fuck u all. u think this is some place where all u fags come in a special group? Fawks why use a girl name to get people to msg u? or u like guys msging u
21:00 <wolfy> some seed bread
21:00 <Maurice> Cheese and pepper?
21:00 <Skirmish> Meant to be coming through the heads at 0130.  I am skeptical.
21:00 <Maurice> You're dead to me
21:00 <Serenity> fawks is a girl melbguy29 you spastic
21:00 <wolfy> cheese on toast
21:00 <The_Baron> just eat white bread if u like it so much
21:00 <fawks> no
21:00 <Serenity> yes cheese and pepper is the BEST
21:00 <fawks> its terrible
21:00 <wolfy> delicious
21:00 <fawks> also melbguy29 wtf
21:00 <fawks> i am a girl lol
22:00 <melbguy29> why u use a girls name if u dont want guys msging u?
22:00 <wolfy> garlic anyone?
22:00 <fawks> I
22:00 <fawks> AM
22:00 <xm> hahahahhaha melbguy29
22:00 <fawks> A
22:00 <fawks> GIRL
22:00 <Skirmish> melbguy29: Having a girl type nick doesn’t mean they want to be messaged by fuckheads like you.
22:00 <Serenity> ....
22:00 <Maurice> And excuse me, melbguy29, I resemble that fag remark
22:00 <Serenity> beacuse shes a girl..
22:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL @ melbguy29
22:00 <The_Baron> yeah she has massive tits that u will never get to motorboat, melbguy29
22:00 <fawks> i just dont respond to despos
22:00 <fawks> my bad
22:00 <Serenity> i want mashed potato with garlic
22:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-0/10462970_10152099806026957_1056264040590088518_n.jpg
22:00 <fawks> mmm
22:00 <Serenity> and like 6 pounds of butter
22:00 <fawks> garlic mash is me fave
22:00 <fawks> ew minus the butter
22:00 <Skirmish> melbguy29 is obviously one of those people that thinks women deserve to be raped too … because they have a vagina. 
22:00 <Maurice> I like vinegar in my mash
22:00 <The_Baron> I made garlic mash just yesterday, with a slow cooked brisket
23:00 <Skirmish> WHY HAVE A VAGINA IF YOU DON’T WANT TO BE RAPED!
23:00 <fawks> lmao
23:00 <Serenity> IF YOU DIDNT WANT ME TO FUCK YOU WHAT HGAVE YOU GOT TITS
23:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
23:00 <Serenity> ooookkk
23:00 <The_Baron> I find sour cream works well
23:00 <melbguy29> well how about saying something like ' sorry i dont reply to pms, try me in the room. instead of trying to meke people look like dickheads for trying to chat?
23:00 <Serenity> what have you got tits.. clearly english isnt my speciality
23:00 <The_Baron> though regular cream is good too
23:00 <fawks> meke
23:00 <Maurice> I could go a bit of rape right now
23:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
23:00 <ShadowLurker> melbguy29 is about to cry
23:00 <Serenity> me too tbh
23:00 <The_Baron> melbguy29, you ARE a dickhead
23:00 <Serenity> who comes on irc to pick up any more
23:00 <fawks> exactly
23:00 <The_Baron> now go get a Tinder account and fuck off cunt!
23:00 <Serenity> its 2014 bro not 2004
23:00 <melbguy29> ill make u cry if u wanna say that to my face
23:00 <fawks> i come on here to talk to people i like and laugh at the rest of you losers
23:00 <ShadowLurker> get into it you homos
24:00 <Serenity> oh god
24:00 <ShadowLurker> here we go
24:00 <Maurice> Who the fuck PM's anyone unless it's to paste something or gossip
24:00 <The_Baron> but I am not going to say that to ur face
24:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjNTu8jdukA
24:00 <fawks> o my
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - - -
24:00 <fawks> i just burped and farted at the same time
24:00 <The_Baron> because I don't care to know u 
24:00 <fawks> im talented
24:00 <The_Baron> and also ur a dickhead
24:00 <melbguy29> coz u are a fag
24:00 <ShadowLurker> you seem upset melbguy29
24:00 <The_Baron> a BARP
24:00 <ShadowLurker> why so angry
24:00 <xm> * melbguy29 is now known as SupremeGentleman
24:00 <fawks> just leave melbguy29 youve embarrassed yourself enough
24:00 <Serenity> y u so mad bra
24:00 <fawks> lol xm
24:00 <The_Baron> or a FURP?
24:00 <fawks> i like barp
24:00 <melbguy29> make me
24:00 <Maurice> Whyyyy so seriousssss
24:00 <Maurice> So raise your glass!
24:00 <Skirmish> melbguy29: There is a reason why you’re trying to pick up on the internet. You’re a moron. 
24:00 <fawks> no
24:00 <fawks> burt
24:00 <fawks> BURT
24:00 <fawks> YES
24:00 <Excessive> every place I've ever been, every place I'm going to ........ it's a sin
24:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0i48Mh9I0xc        <------- OH GOD YES *spooge*
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Real McCoy - Operator (Apr 30, 2009) 5:40 - Category: Entertainment - 256,083 - 865 likes (97.3%), 24 dislikes (2.7%)
25:00 <The_Baron> picking up on the internet is one thing
25:00 <The_Baron> but on austnet
25:00 <fawks> lol
25:00 <The_Baron> ....LOL
25:00 <fawks> lmao
25:00 <Maurice> fawks, my friend shaved her head for that cancer thing and her husband told her she looks like Burt Newton
25:00 <xm> melbguy29, dude. delete that manifesto you're writing. lock up that gun and knife in the safe and erase the combination from your memory
25:00 <fawks> we're talking about dating online in this lecture
25:00 <fawks> LOL Maurice
25:00 <Mew> if this was the other realm/server theyd all be like "hello melbguy29, welcome, from where doth thou cometh? jolly good"
25:00 <fawks> OMG
25:00 <fawks> terrible
25:00 <The_Baron> I met a chick that looked like Jay Leno once
25:00 <fawks> LOL
25:00 <fawks> mr incredible
25:00 <The_Baron> even told her, she slapped me then said "I still get laid dickhead"
25:00 <fawks> dat chin
25:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tosky-ZNbRw
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shakespeare's Sister - Stay Wth Me (Official Music Video) (Date not found) 3:59 - Category: Music - 255,532 - 1,601 likes (96.9%), 51 dislikes (3.1%)
26:00 <Maurice> Her kids also thought she was their dad coz only her hair was visible in bed
26:00 <The_Baron> she fully had a jay leno chin
26:00 <fawks> wb melbguy29
26:00 <The_Baron> and even the rest of her face
26:00 <fawks> we missed you
26:00 <The_Baron> plus she was wearing a tiara
26:00 <xm> fawks: there were lecturers at a uni in wa that made people watch an old video tape on online dating as part of the curriculum
26:00 <melbguy29> fuck u serenity. 
26:00 <xm> they've gotten rid of it now though
26:00 <fawks> lol
26:00 <Serenity> no ty
26:00 <Serenity> i dont like small willies
26:00 <fawks> he just played the catfish trailer in this lecture
27:00 <Skirmish> Time to get back to silently skulking around internet channels to message people when you think you may have a chance melbguy29. Chatting in the main channel isn’t doing you any favours. 
27:00 <fawks> lol
27:00 <fawks> i almost feel bad
27:00 <fawks> but i dont
27:00 <xm> dont
27:00 <xm> they're basically predators
27:00 <female> hey melbguy29
27:00 <female> dont listen 2 these ppl
27:00 <female> their idiots
27:00 <female> msg me 2 chat xoxoxo
27:00 <ShadowLurker> im sorry for not feeling sorry, i tried but i cant
28:00 <Maurice> I didn't even attempt
28:00 <The_Baron> she will wuv yoo wong time
28:00 <Maurice> Once again, I give you this
28:00 <Maurice> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10348301_10154278515280597_6247414504496607428_n.jpg
28:00 <ShadowLurker> i heard melbguy29 loves big cocks in his bum
28:00 <The_Baron> melbguy29, do urself a favour and fuck off
28:00 <ShadowLurker> is it true
28:00 <The_Baron> even if u could pick up here, u really don't want to
28:00 <Mew> 2legit2quit
28:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
28:00 <melbguy29> u all do know that u are the ones killing this place. with your little group. if aany of u had a life n got away from your computers u would realise
28:00 <Maurice> Wandal Wrection
28:00 <Skirmish> Isn’t melbguy29 that person that offers guys blow jobs?
28:00 <The_Baron> these chicks have vaginas that look like a pitbull chewing on a jar of mayonnaise
28:00 <ShadowLurker> wahhhh
28:00 <ShadowLurker> melbguy29
28:00 <IHaveKnockersandaVagina> u guise r killing austnet ok
28:00 <ShadowLurker> call 000
29:00 <Skirmish> LOL at being on a computer and telling others to get off theirs to get a life.
29:00 <ShadowLurker> you need a whambulance
29:00 <xm> ask for 'Doodle'
29:00 <Maurice> I got away from my comp long enough to do stuff
29:00 <IHaveKnockersandaVagina> lets see. You're here trying to pick up girls. and we're sad?
29:00 <IHaveKnockersandaVagina> is that it?
29:00 <IHaveKnockersandaVagina> ok.
29:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
30:00 <IHaveAStretchedHole4U> the trick is to guess which one
30:00 <ShadowLurker> bigole
30:00 <IHaveAStretchedHole4U> trick question
30:00 <Maurice> Also, the purple circle is anything but little
30:00 <IHaveAStretchedHole4U> both of them!
30:00 <IHaveAStretchedHole4U> :D
30:00 <IHaveKnockersandaVagina> the baron has a voluminous hole
30:00 <xm> if there were a new rule here enforced where everyone had a feminine sounding nickname or all non-descript names like AndroUser21 it would be so much work for them to PM everyone
31:00 <The_Baron> it sure is
31:00 <xm> could be a deterrant yo
31:00 <The_Baron> it's like Courtney Love after riding a sybian 
31:00 <IHaveKnockersandaVagina> extensive orifice
31:00 <xm> im in a candy shop!
31:00 <female> guys dont b mean
31:00 <IHaveKnockersandaVagina> billowing cock hole
31:00 <female> hes a people 2
31:00 <melbguy29> mate im not here to pick up, im here for a fun night. trying to chat etc. just coz i dont wanna suck up girls asses n say how awesome they are... hoping for a mercy root... thats u
31:00 <melbguy29> fag
31:00 <xm> lol
31:00 <IHaveKnockersandaVagina> why pm chicks then
31:00 <The_Baron> the fact u ASL shows ur a nob
31:00 <ShadowLurker> hoping for a mercy root
31:00 <IHaveKnockersandaVagina> why not join in the channel
31:00 <The_Baron> now fuck off 
31:00 <ShadowLurker> for a mercy root
32:00 <female> lol
32:00 <ShadowLurker> a mercy root
32:00 <Melbguy29sucksthewang> WHY YOU COME ON IRC IF YOU NO WANT TO CHAT?! 
32:00 <ShadowLurker> mercy root
32:00 <ShadowLurker> root
32:00 <melbguy29> coz i dont wanna talk to fat faggot looser dudes?
32:00 <Melbguy29sucksthewang> LOOSER DUDES
32:00 <IHaveKnockersandaVagina> i dont like loose dudes either..
32:00 <The_Baron> LOSER*
32:00 <ShadowLurker> dem loosers
32:00 <female> [01:28] <female> hi xx
32:00 <female> [01:28] <female> how r u
32:00 <female> [01:29] <melbguy29> ral female or a stooge of the room?
32:00 <female> [01:29] <female> what is ral
32:00 <female> [01:29] <melbguy29> meant real
32:00 <ShadowLurker> LOLOL
32:00 <female> [01:29] <female> oh
32:00 <female> [01:29] <female> yeah im real
32:00 <female> [01:29] <female> obvi
32:00 <The_Baron> why is that word so commonly misspelled?
32:00 <IHaveKnockersandaVagina> why dont you want to talk to dudes?
32:00 <female> dammit
32:00 <female> [01:29] <melbguy29> asl?
32:00 <female> [01:30] <female> show me ur penis pls
32:00 <female> :'(
32:00 <female> he still asl's
32:00 <ShadowLurker> haha
33:00 <ShadowLurker> who does that
33:00 <female> me irl
33:00 <The_Baron> a fucktard
33:00 <female> at the shops
33:00 <female> im like sup
33:00 <female> asl
33:00 <Melbguy29sucksthewang> 1997 rang. They want their ASL? back.
33:00 <melbguy29> der, so u are a fag trying to talk to a guy??? i was correct
33:00 <female> im a girl you fuckwit
33:00 <female> youre just a gullible tard
33:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
33:00 <The_Baron> she is a girl, and ur a dickhead
33:00 <ShadowLurker> female is a girl
33:00 <female> lmao
33:00 <melbguy29> with a 4 inch clit
33:00 <melbguy29> lol
33:00 <The_Baron> 8 inch clit
33:00 <The_Baron> get it right
33:00 <IHaveKnockersandaVagina> well melbguy29 heres the deal. youre either here to hook up. hence the ASLing of females or you're here to chat? in which the gender of the chatters shouldnt matter so which one is it?
33:00 <female> stil bigger than your dick
33:00 <Melbguy29sucksthewang> YUNO LIEK ME
34:00 <ShadowLurker> and you melbguy29 are some drug addled middle aged fuckhead coming on irc to pick up a root cos youre too fucking useless to get one irl
34:00 <melbguy29> ummm it matters heaps u tard. why would i wanna talk to guys
34:00 <Serenity> you dont talk to men ever?
34:00 <melbguy29> are u a dyke or?
34:00 <Serenity> thats weird
34:00 <Skirmish> melbguy29: It’s Friday night. If you’re keen for a root, get off your computer and get a life. 
34:00 <The_Baron> so ur saying u can't have a conversation with a man at all?
35:00 <Mew> poor melby hes copping an internet beating
35:00 <Serenity> i talk to men and women a lot theyre both very interesting
35:00 <fawks> LOL what do you mean you dont wanna talk to us
35:00 <fawks> you pmd me
35:00 <melbguy29> i talk to guys till they ask to suck my cock, like the baron
35:00 <fawks> Skirmish it's thursday :/
35:00 <Serenity> The_Baron didnt ask to touch your cock matey
35:00 <The_Baron> melbguy29, why would I want to do that
35:00 <The_Baron> I got some tic tacs here already
35:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh cos every guy in existane wants to suck your cock
35:00 <melbguy29> wanna bet?
35:00 <ShadowLurker> (y)
35:00 <fawks> lolllllll
35:00 <Skirmish> fawks: Nah it’s friday and it’s dark. Friday night. 
35:00 <ShadowLurker> existance*
35:00 <fawks> pfft
35:00 <fawks> weird logic
35:00 <melbguy29> quiet baron?
35:00 <Serenity> its just weird you said you want to chat
35:00 <Skirmish> Nice cover though :) 
36:00 <Serenity> but you're concerned about the gender of the chatter
36:00 <fawks> lol
36:00 <Serenity> so you're clearly looking for more
36:00 <Serenity> than just a simple chat
36:00 <ShadowLurker> he wants a new rape victim
36:00 <ShadowLurker> his last one died
36:00 <fawks> dont fuck with Serenity shes our resident psychologist
36:00 <Maurice> Hey melbguy29, wanna fuck?
36:00 <fawks> Maurice stop trawling for cock and go watch TVD
36:00 <Skirmish> melbguy29: Why do you say you’re a guy if you don’t want to have sex with another man? 
36:00 <melbguy29> simple chat sux. i can go anywhere for a simple chat. i want to chat to interesting, fun people
36:00 <fawks> on irc?
36:00 <fawks> yikes
37:00 <Maurice> You shush your face
37:00 <fawks> you poor thing
37:00 <ShadowLurker> you come to the wrong hood bro
37:00 <Serenity> so what does their gender matter? if in fact you arent looking for a sexual experience
37:00 <fawks> Yes
37:00 <The_Baron> left nostril bro
37:00 <The_Baron> ;)
37:00 <fawks> What am I, if NOt a MAn
37:00 <Skirmish> Interesting, fun people that are female and provide the right answer to my ASL question. 
37:00 <fawks> lol
37:00 <Serenity> what if said female was not very attractive and a little over weight? would you still want to talk to her because of what was between her legs?
38:00 <Skirmish> melbguy29: There is a guy that chats here named Matt.  Ask him why chatting up women online can be a terrible experience. 
38:00 <Serenity> shes not a dude. it doesnt make you gay
38:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
38:00 <spookyfingers> did you just say you're gay?
38:00 <spookyfingers> Skirmish
38:00 <spookyfingers> it's k if u r bebz
38:00 <xm> <RickyLee> Stop. Just stop. He's clearly a scientist and just wants to analyse things.
38:00 <spookyfingers> <3
38:00 <Serenity> im female melbguy29 you can talk to me i wont turn you into a poof or anything
38:00 <Skirmish> spookyfingers: No. Sorry to get your hopes up.
38:00 <spookyfingers> don't ever
39:00 <spookyfingers> speak my name!
39:00 <ShadowLurker> she wont turn you
39:00 <ShadowLurker> but her giant dick will
39:00 <spookyfingers> cause I can't do shit about it.
39:00 <spookyfingers> fag
39:00 <ShadowLurker> he raging now
39:00 <ShadowLurker> crying into his palms
39:00 <The_Baron> melbguy29. where exactly did your uncle touch you?
39:00 <spookyfingers> <Skirmish> spookyfingers: No. Sorry to get your hopes up. Can't articulate.
39:00 <The_Baron> was it a tender experience?
39:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
39:00 <ShadowLurker> The_Baron
40:00 <ShadowLurker> hes awful quiet now
40:00 <Mew> hes probably just kicked out the chair from beneath him
40:00 <The_Baron> I think I hit a nerve
40:00 <ShadowLurker> must have a new victim
40:00 <melbguy29> anyone of u keyboard heros wanna see if your tough in real life let me know
40:00 <ShadowLurker> here we go
40:00 <ShadowLurker> RAGE
40:00 <Skirmish> Come to Newcastle. 
40:00 <xm> lol
40:00 <ShadowLurker> they all rage
40:00 <ShadowLurker> when they get owned
40:00 <Skirmish> I know it’s a long way from home after you get your ass kicked … but it’s what you want. 
41:00 <melbguy29> fuck newcastle, its like tazzie. full of inbed fuckers
41:00 <xm> Skirmish, quick question. Is it legal to carry around an oldskool keyboard in your car without a PC unit?
41:00 <spookyfingers> melbguy29
41:00 <spookyfingers> u bi
41:00 <spookyfingers> i bi
41:00 <Skirmish> xm: Why wouldn’t it be? 
41:00 <spookyfingers> i dri hepes
41:00 <xm> keyboard warrioring fights yo
41:00 <spookyfingers> wan sum?
41:00 <The_Baron> he isn't bi, but if u held his cock and wore his dads cologne
41:00 <spookyfingers> pm me baebz
41:00 <The_Baron> u prolly might get away with it
41:00 <The_Baron> :P
41:00 <spookyfingers> sexi tim
41:00 <Serenity> LOL
41:00 <Skirmish> Nah fuck that. Visit me whilst I am at work. Glock 20 vs Keyboard. 
41:00 <spookyfingers> hepes
42:00 <Serenity> i love you guys
42:00 <spookyfingers> mwa
42:00 <Serenity> wif all me hart
42:00 <melbguy29> lol
42:00 <spookyfingers> sezz
42:00 <melbguy29> glock 20 yeah?
42:00 <spookyfingers> glock 20
42:00 <spookyfingers> wtf is that?
42:00 <xm> ive got glen 20 in my handbag
42:00 <spookyfingers> what is that?
42:00 <Serenity> i have laundry fresh glen 20 bro
42:00 <xm> makes me feel safe
42:00 <Serenity> the hard stuff
42:00 <spookyfingers> porcelain?
42:00 <The_Baron> lol xm
43:00 <wolfy> .22
43:00 <Skirmish> I really need a cat scan. 
43:00 <Skirmish> Glock 22 my apologies. 
43:00 <spookyfingers> all you need melbguy29 is a shotty sawn down to the butt
43:00 <melbguy29> fag
43:00 <xm> in all seriousness now. i think Glen 20 have changed their fragrance or something. it smells WAY better now
43:00 <melbguy29> 20 n 22?
43:00 <wolfy> .22 caliber
43:00 <spookyfingers> put it in your arse
43:00 <The_Baron> Glock 20 is a thing
43:00 <Skirmish> wolfy: .40
43:00 <spookyfingers> and pull it.
43:00 <spookyfingers> both at once
43:00 <The_Baron> it's a 10mm
43:00 <xm> when i was young it smelled pretty bad like Turkish Delight
43:00 <wolfy> dirty harry
43:00 <spookyfingers> no more gay u
44:00 <spookyfingers> gotta fist it in butt
44:00 <spookyfingers> butt
44:00 <fawks> turkish delight is rank
44:00 <fawks> its so sweet bleurgh
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the smell of Glenn 20 makes me feel sick
44:00 <Skirmish> I love Glenn 20. 
44:00 <spookyfingers> not good to use those things batty1
44:00 <xm> Bastardly_One, try the new Glenn 20 (C). We promise you will love the new fragance! It's a new formula.
44:00 <fawks> lolll
44:00 <spookyfingers> bad for im system
44:00 <The_Baron> yeah I like the smell of Glen 20
44:00 <melbguy29> 20 then 22 then a 10mm? make up your collective minds
45:00 <spookyfingers> 50.
45:00 <The_Baron> sometimes I use it as deoderant when I'm in a hurry
45:00 <The_Baron> melbguy, was stating a Glock 20 is a 10mm
45:00 <Bastardly_One> freak
45:00 <Serenity> woah man
45:00 <The_Baron> Glock 22 is a .40 round
45:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* It’s a 22 melbguy29. I am sooooo sorry for doing a typo. 
45:00 <Serenity> its so foggy outside
45:00 <Serenity> its awesome
45:00 <wolfy> .22
45:00 <spookyfingers> you want a 20 inch cock in you
45:00 <spookyfingers> I don't know that guy melbguy29
46:00 <The_Baron> a Glock 22 is not a .22 round
46:00 <fawks> me 2
46:00 <melbguy29> mate u would be lucky to have 20mm from wht ive hearsd
46:00 <fawks> hearsd
46:00 <spookyfingers> naw
46:00 <spookyfingers> my cousin
46:00 <ShadowLurker> what have you heard
46:00 <spookyfingers> fk it
46:00 <ShadowLurker> must be good contacts
46:00 <spookyfingers> yer
46:00 <Skirmish> “from what I’ve heard”
46:00 <spookyfingers> im weak as piss.
46:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
46:00 <ShadowLurker> since you know everything about everyone
46:00 <Skirmish> Where did you hear it?  From your asl ladies? 
46:00 <The_Baron> we're totally missing the point here
46:00 <xm> melbguy29, aye do yanno the comancheros?
47:00 <The_Baron> which is to help melbguy29 to come to terms with his years of sexual abuse by the hands of those who are meant to love him
47:00 <spookyfingers> xm lol
47:00 <spookyfingers> him
47:00 <spookyfingers> connexions
47:00 <spookyfingers> ?
47:00 <spookyfingers> braincells dwingling.
47:00 <The_Baron> it's ok to cry melbguy29
47:00 <ShadowLurker> so melbguy29 you had enough yet?
48:00 <ShadowLurker> you gunna go crying to your therapist tomorrow
48:00 <wolfy> heckler and koch
48:00 <Skirmish> 17 minutes lates through the heads.  NOT GOOD ENOUGH! 
48:00 <The_Baron> when he touched u, did you feel guilty for being aroused, melbguy29?
48:00 <Skirmish> -s
48:00 <xm> melbguy29 needs some tinder loving care
49:00 <The_Baron> ^^
49:00 <xm> IRC is clearly not for him
49:00 <Bastardly_One> *hand xm some matches*
49:00 <Bastardly_One> spelling mistake or phone app?
49:00 <xm> this is a place to discuss psychology, TV shows and music
49:00 <xm> no, intentional
49:00 <Skirmish> Don’t think we’ve forgotten about your gaggle comment B1.  Trying to sneak back in thinking everyone is focused on melbguy29.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck up you bore
50:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5FfJ89rGPc
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WAR - Why Can't We Be Friends (Feb 21, 2008) 3:43 - Category: Music - 676,804 - 4,624 likes (99%), 48 dislikes (1%)
50:00 <Skirmish> You know what’s boring?  You calling me boring all the fucking time.  Get creative you geriatric fuck. Shock me.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it is 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> cold
51:00 <xm> Skirmish, what IRC client are you using? just curious because the text is coming out strange with the " ' "
51:00 <The_Baron> WHY CAN'T WEEEE BEEE FRIENDS?
51:00 <The_Baron> WHY CAN'T WEEEE BEEE FRIEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeNDS?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> well, easy solution stop addressing posts to me ... what a bore
52:00 <Skirmish> colloquy
52:00 <Skirmish> You have no idea how faggy that sounds B1. 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you have no idea how boring you are 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
52:00 <Bastardly_One> as you just insist in going on and on
52:00 <Serenity> its like
52:00 <Serenity> 14 here or something
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and on and on and on and on 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> go have a cup of stfu or something
53:00 <Skirmish> .. a cup of stfu.  Really?
53:00 <Skirmish> REEEEALLY? 
53:00 <wolfy> rly
53:00 <Serenity> oh bit lower
53:00 <Serenity> [11:53pm] <MeGusta> Weather for Perth au last updated 11:45 PM WST on June 20, 2014
53:00 <Serenity> [11:53pm] <MeGusta> Temp: 11.6°C Humidity: 94% Dew point: 11°C Wind: NNW at 0.0 km/h Pressure: 1015 hPa
54:00 <Skirmish> ORLY
54:00 <wolfy> owl
54:00 <The_Baron> the best thing about this song? they rhyme CIA with MAFIA
54:00 <The_Baron> MAF--EEE-AY
54:00 <Skirmish> B1 wrote that song The_Baron 
55:00 <The_Baron> no, I believe a band called War did
55:00 <ShadowLurker> giggle gaggle goggle
56:00 <The_Baron> gonna get a kick but here goes...
56:00 <The_Baron> <The_Baron> you had me tagged all along
56:00 <The_Baron> <The_Baron> I want to insert my penis into ur left nostril
56:00 <The_Baron> <The_Baron> I want to make love to ur bunghole with the might of a 1000 angry chimps on xanax
56:00 <The_Baron> <The_Baron> come here lover
56:00 <The_Baron> <melbguy29> nice reply. i still dont like u
56:00 <The_Baron> <The_Baron> what if I made it the right nostril?
56:00 <The_Baron> <melbguy29> wouldnt help, your still a mirc groupie who hangs with the group. u suck. sorry mate
56:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
56:00 <melbguy4deepNmeaningfulTalk> The_Baron just got 72 Virgins in Paradise
57:00 <melbguy4deepNmeaningfulTalk> RIP 
57:00 <The_Baron> haahahaha
58:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: No, I believe the guy that knows everything wrote that song.
58:00 <The_Baron> I don't believe I wrote that song
58:00 <The_Baron> :P
58:00 <melbguy4deepNmeaningfulTalk> welcome to Jannah, The_Baron. your martyrdom to destroy melbguy29 and get kicked from #melbourne has been rewarded
58:00 <spookyfingers> bum me bro
59:00 <melbguy4deepNmeaningfulTalk> 72 virgins in #melb, all4u
59:00 <Skirmish> There has never been a virgin in this channel. 
59:00 <Skirmish> Ever.
59:00 <The_Baron> that sounds about right!
59:00 <The_Baron> okay I got a giggle fit going on
59:00 <The_Baron> damn u hash oil
59:00 <melbguy4deepNmeaningfulTalk> or 72 raisins, if you're familiar with that argument
59:00 <Skirmish> That’s the wonderful thing about the internet. Even B1 can get laid.
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hope you have something else to do 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> keep pushing
00:00 <Serenity> im off to bed
00:00 <Serenity> night guys
00:00 <The_Baron> gnight
00:00 <The_Baron> and may ur boobies rest well
00:00 <melbguy4deepNmeaningfulTalk> night to all the guys and fun people (only girls can be that)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> night ... expect a bitch about a future ban
00:00 <Skirmish> NOWS YOUR CHANCE B1 Serenity is going to bed! 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> someone is asking for one
01:00 <Doodle> nini sezzypoos
01:00 <Skirmish> lol
01:00 <melbguy29> dont get upset melbguy4meaningfultalk, your a fag so no need to worry
01:00 <The_Baron> oh melbguy29 is still here
01:00 <The_Baron> serious daddy issues
01:00 <The_Baron> and grandaddy
01:00 <The_Baron> and uncle
01:00 <The_Baron> no wonder he is afraid of men
02:00 <The_Baron> because every man that was supposed to love him just put their dick in his mouth
02:00 <The_Baron> so he equates all men wanting to stick their dicks in his mouth
02:00 <The_Baron> it's pretty sad 
02:00 <Skirmish> Do you know why Serenity has had ops for so long Bastardly_One?  Because she doesn’t resort to them as the answer to everything.  You could learn a lot from her. 
02:00 <melbguy29> blah blah blah im on mirc nblah blah
02:00 <The_Baron> Skirmish, not true, back in the day she used the ban hammer quite a lot
03:00 <Serenity> STOP SETTING MY HIGHLIGHT OFF
03:00 <Skirmish> Sorry …… Serenity 
03:00 <melbguy4deepNmeaningfulTalk> replaces the e's with 3
03:00 <The_Baron> lol
03:00 <melbguy4deepNmeaningfulTalk> and i with 1
03:00 <Serenity> and i used it because we had rules to abide by The_Baron and carl ran a light ship
03:00 <melbguy4deepNmeaningfulTalk> l33t conversion plz
03:00 <Serenity> tight* ive never used my ops to win battles ever
03:00 <wolfy> shut ur tuppy ole cunt
03:00 <Skirmish> ^
03:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, come on, you used it for some pretty blah reasons
03:00 <wolfy> knife ya
03:00 <Serenity> because we had to. or we got deleted
03:00 <The_Baron> but eh
03:00 <Serenity> theres a reason it doesnt happen now
03:00 <Bastardly_One> what a load of crap
04:00 <The_Baron> so get deleted, better than being under carl
04:00 <The_Baron> :P
04:00 <Serenity> carls the reason i had ops
04:00 <Serenity> i like carl
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I see others get banned for less than this cunt has baited me all night
04:00 <wolfy> hahahaha
04:00 <Serenity> b1 you are so close to being deleted its not funny
04:00 <Bastardly_One> in about 4 sentences
04:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo, why do u have ur sound on if ur tryin to sleep?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and I care? ... prove my point
05:00 <Serenity> you dont have a point other than youve been threatening to ban people since the minute i gave you the ops. when i explicitly told you thats not what they were for
05:00 <Doodle> NINI SEZZYPOOS
05:00 <Skirmish> Hissy fit in 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 
05:00 <Serenity> truth is The_Baron im trying to transfer photos off my phone
05:00 <spookyfingers> poop bum
05:00 <Serenity> and my wifi isnt playing ball
05:00 <Bastardly_One> My point is this cunt has been at it all fucking night
05:00 <The_Baron> aah k
05:00 <Bastardly_One> whenever I speak 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> but alas
05:00 <Bastardly_One> see it your own way
05:00 <Serenity> so what i cop that shit every single day
05:00 <spookyfingers> ALAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05:00 <Skirmish> There is no way it's 16 degrees here.  
06:00 <spookyfingers> I think I lost a nail.
06:00 <Skirmish> I am here to test you B1.  You are failing that test.
06:00 <spookyfingers> in Skirmish bum.
06:00 <spookyfingers> TEST EWE
06:00 <spookyfingers> woooooo
06:00 <spookyfingers> test me
06:00 <Skirmish> You are lured to the dark side of the force.  The power is too much for you. 
06:00 <spookyfingers> fk him him you faggot ill sharpen my dick
06:00 <spookyfingers> and shove it up your arse
07:00 <Skirmish> Obiwanrenity is right. 
07:00 <Serenity> im going now
07:00 <Serenity> NIGHT WOBBEHPOOS
07:00 <spookyfingers> ni ni sezz
07:00 <spookyfingers> stab u <3
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a fucking bore who would of been banned ages ago if it was done to anyone else
07:00 <melbguy4deepNmeaningfulTalk> dont forget to keep the loaded Glenn 20 near the lamp
07:00 <Skirmish> If I am so boring why are you crying so much? 
08:00 <spookyfingers> If I am so boring batty1
08:00 <The_Baron> hells bells and little fishes this is getting tedious
08:00 <The_Baron> brb
08:00 <spookyfingers> y dun u ansr my fn calz
08:00 <Skirmish> Wipe the tears away and soldier on.  
08:00 <spookyfingers> :(
08:00 <spookyfingers> i cri evertim!
08:00 <spookyfingers> hahaha
08:00 <Maurice> Well fuck
08:00 <spookyfingers> Skirmish what happened to dissing me you twisted fuck.
09:00 <Skirmish> You’re a bore and unlike B1 I don’t cry errytime someone says something to me that’s not nice. 
10:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1I8ijoARyE
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Hyde - Bums (Ft. Necro and Uncle Howie) (Dec 8, 2010) 4:12 - Category: Music - 34,640 - 228 likes (97.9%), 5 dislikes (2.1%)
10:00 <Maurice> Fucking great, the kitten just smashed 4 bottles of turkish bread dips
10:00 <milk> I just realized, I do broadcast texting for a "living"
11:00 <The_Baron> what dips?
11:00 <spookyfingers> I just realized I want to spank n spoof.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> totally random but ...
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ... fuck is it cold
12:00 <Skirmish> In all honesty B1 …. I think the problem is that you EXPECT respect.  You are more than happy to have digs at people in channel but when someone puts that focus on you then you bruise like an over rie pear and get upset about it.  How is anyone going to ever respect someone that behaves like that? I believe that is the long and short of it. 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> still yapping
13:00 <Skirmish> ripe*
13:00 <The_Baron> can we move on?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently not
13:00 <Skirmish> I need to pick up my things … then we can.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he sits there all night waiting for me to type
13:00 <Skirmish> Yeah but I get paid and you don’t.  
13:00 <Skirmish> :D 
14:00 <The_Baron> u get paid to annoy Bastardly_One?
14:00 <Skirmish> In a round about way … yes. 
15:00 <Skirmish> I get paid to have a go at anyone that I believe has satisfied my requirement to deserve it.
15:00 <The_Baron> I thought u got paid to look at monitors all night
15:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl3rDMv3ta8&feature=kp
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dough Boy Poops Himself (Nov 12, 2006) 0:16 - Category: Comedy - 636,118 - 1,189 likes (93.4%), 84 dislikes (6.6%)
16:00 <Skirmish> It is one aspect of the role, yes. 
16:00 <Skirmish> Depends on a lot of variables. 
16:00 <The_Baron> sounds cushie
16:00 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/742f89bc8c4a97e4c05270e824440a9a/tumblr_n59wgnVFKq1qg7sdjo1_500.jpg
16:00 <Mew> cushie
17:00 <The_Baron> good distractoin Mew
17:00 <Skirmish> I love it.  It’s a great job.  I am hoping the uni degree lets me move higher into a job there there is a chair and a desk but no monitors. 
17:00 <The_Baron> distraction*
17:00 <Skirmish> I will miss doing the boardings and searches though. 
17:00 <The_Baron> Mew, now it's ur turn ;P
18:00 <Skirmish> I think we’re rotating away from ports and back to defence in Sept for a few months. 
19:00 <Mew> http://38.media.tumblr.com/3b902a3a608b36e4e1033398b6facf31/tumblr_n7e7odeFe31qg7sdjo1_1280.jpg
19:00 <Mew> sandy vagoo for sure
19:00 <fawks> ew
19:00 <fawks> [02:19] <melbguy29> uve been quit... hows that wet pussy going?????????????? lol fucker
19:00 <fawks> :(
19:00 <fawks> someone kill him pls
20:00 <Skirmish> uve been quit.  What the fuck does that even mean?
20:00 <Skirmish> No wonder you’re on the internet looking for action you dumb dumb.
20:00 <fawks> quiet i assume
20:00 <Mew> i found love on irc
20:00 <The_Baron> I feel sorry for him, I was being facetious about his past sexual abuse
20:00 <fawks> im watching a lecture
20:00 <fawks> he set off my highlight
21:00 <The_Baron> but I now believe he really is a damaged soul
21:00 <fawks> thats why im 'quit'
21:00 <Mew> his nick was MeisterShaft
22:00 <melbguy29> to retarded to not realise there should be a letter in there??? hmmm
22:00 <The_Baron> Mew, that's so romantic
22:00 <The_Baron> too retarded to not realise people are taking the piss out of you
23:00 <Mew> thx its a true story
23:00 <Maurice> (00:12:02) (The_Baron): what dips? Those http://imgur.com/KKext3J
24:00 <Skirmish> What are you studying again fawks?
24:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Did you find the pirate on irc?
24:00 <Skirmish> I miss him.  Tell him I miss him.
24:00 <The_Baron> aah those are italian
24:00 <The_Baron> why would u say turkish bread dip
25:00 <The_Baron> those kind of oil based dips are better with a ciabatta
25:00 <Maurice> What else would you dip in them?
25:00 <Maurice> Crackers?
25:00 <The_Baron> Ciabatta
26:00 <The_Baron> it's better for soaking up oil and has enough crustiness it won't get too soggy
26:00 <The_Baron> so u get the crunch with the oily goodness
26:00 <Maurice> I like soggy
26:00 <The_Baron> well then turkish bread away
27:00 <The_Baron> though even as a turk, I'd still use ciabatta for oil based dips
27:00 <Maurice> I would if I had some
27:00 <fawks> soggy bread is vom
27:00 <Maurice> The whole point is the cat ruined it
27:00 <The_Baron> cats are cunts
28:00 <Maurice> Shes kicking me atm
28:00 <Maurice> I want to smash her
28:00 <Skirmish> Both are called PUSSY. HA I GET IT! 
29:00 <Skirmish> You want to smash her with hugs and kisses. 
29:00 <Skirmish> We know you’re a softy. 
29:00 <Maurice> I do both
29:00 <The_Baron> SMASH YA PUSSAY
29:00 <Maurice> Fists and kisses
29:00 <The_Baron> sounds like the title for a 2 Live Crew song
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what a boring night
30:00 <spookyfingers> anyway
30:00 <spookyfingers> The Rover
30:00 <spookyfingers> fkn kick arse film
30:00 <spookyfingers> so damn good.
30:00 <Skirmish> lol The_Baron 
30:00 <spookyfingers> lol fk off fgt
30:00 <spookyfingers> Talking about something cunt.
31:00 <Skirmish> FIIISTS AND KISSES, ALL NIGHT LOOOONG THE BITCHES LOVE IT YEAH YEAH YEAH FIIISTS AND KISSES
31:00 <The_Baron> cunting cunted
31:00 <The_Baron> both are now words in the macquarie dictionary
31:00 <spookyfingers> hmm
31:00 <spookyfingers> anyway
31:00 <Skirmish> Really? 
31:00 <spookyfingers> this movie is great
31:00 <fawks> i need to pee but im dreading the frozen toilet seat
31:00 <Skirmish> My grandmother used to say to me when I swore “If it’s not in the dictionary you cannot say it”. 
31:00 <spookyfingers> best Aussie film I've seen in a long time.
31:00 <Maurice> Bucket of dicks coming your way
32:00 <Skirmish> Now I could tell her to get cunted! 
32:00 <spookyfingers> Skirmish fuck your grandmother
32:00 <fawks> wtf
32:00 <spookyfingers> the slag
32:00 <wolfy> who wants a drink
32:00 <spookyfingers> me!
32:00 <wolfy> on the rocks?
32:00 <spookyfingers> yes plz
32:00 <spookyfingers> one cube
32:00 <wolfy> bourbon ?
32:00 <spookyfingers> :D
32:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong use of the word cunted you boring cunt
32:00 <spookyfingers> yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <wolfy> ok
32:00 <Skirmish> My grandmother is a lovely lady that is currently in a nursing home in west NSW forgetting more and more about herself every day.
32:00 <wolfy> jim beam
32:00 <spookyfingers> wikid
32:00 <spookyfingers> watches
33:00 <spookyfingers> mmm
33:00 <wolfy> bout 5 ice cubes in there bro
33:00 <wolfy> sry
33:00 <spookyfingers> algewd
33:00 <spookyfingers> i got HOGs
33:00 <spookyfingers> u wana try this bourbon?
33:00 <Skirmish> Maurice knows what B1 likes
34:00 <spookyfingers> Skirmish anythin like u, who gives a fucking shit.
34:00 <The_Baron> http://i.imgur.com/1gm1z.jpg
34:00 <The_Baron> LOL
34:00 <spookyfingers> anyway Bastardly_One see The Rover in the cinema man
34:00 <spookyfingers> :P
34:00 <Skirmish> spookyfingers: I understand why you’re hostile towards me. It’s because I am superior to you in every way. 
34:00 <spookyfingers> huh
34:00 <Skirmish> Same reason why many people are hostile to me. 
35:00 <spookyfingers> I thought I was trying to pick you up
35:00 <spookyfingers> die in hell.
35:00 <Skirmish> Sooner or later people need to realise that it’s not my fault they’re stupid. 
35:00 <Mew> is spooky pandas?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> dear fucking lord
35:00 <fawks> can someone post me a vid of a german person speaking english
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Mew
35:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
35:00 <spookyfingers> ye
35:00 <fawks> pls
35:00 <spookyfingers> soz i didnt txt u Ellie
35:00 <spookyfingers> my bad
35:00 <fawks> .
36:00 <spookyfingers> :/
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Katy Perry has recorded Dark Horse in the style of Type O Negative
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf ...
36:00 <spookyfingers> she get surgery yet
36:00 <The_Baron> how's that?
36:00 <Mew> m.youtube.com/watch?v=a5Wih-mL0Z0
36:00 <spookyfingers> with her eye like distance thingo
37:00 <spookyfingers> she's cockeyed
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I read wrong
37:00 <Bastardly_One> some other fuckwit did it 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on
37:00 <Mew> pls dont pm me pandas
37:00 <Skirmish> NO MEANS NO PANDA YOU FUCKING RAPIST
38:00 <Mew> YEAH FUCK OFF M8
38:00 <spookyfingers> k
38:00 <spookyfingers> rapist
39:00 <Maurice> Lol
39:00 <spookyfingers> I did
39:00 <spookyfingers> I'm, so very sorry
39:00 <Skirmish> SUDDEN ONSET URGE TO PEE
39:00 <spookyfingers> Skirmish
39:00 <spookyfingers> cause
39:00 <spookyfingers> i fucked YO MAMA!
39:00 <Mew> how about
39:00 <Mew> type in one
39:00 <Mew> sentence
39:00 <spookyfingers> ellie how about you stfu
39:00 <spookyfingers> srs
40:00 <Mew> brilliant
40:00 <spookyfingers> stop using ur kid as an excuse to do nothing
40:00 <spookyfingers> ok
40:00 <fawks> wheres simba i have an awesome vid for him
40:00 <Mew> ok
40:00 <spookyfingers> u talk about me so fucking much im fucking sick of it
40:00 <spookyfingers> u get chad to call me
40:00 <Mew> oh ok
40:00 <spookyfingers> over and over and over
40:00 <spookyfingers> behind my back
40:00 <spookyfingers> fuck off Mew
40:00 <spookyfingers> go study or something dude.
40:00 <Skirmish> Someone is having a break down by the looks of it. 
41:00 <Mew> youve got the sentence thing going 
41:00 <fawks> lmao
41:00 <Mew> congrats
41:00 <fawks> ITS NOT FUNNY
41:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe beagle is calling because he loves you
41:00 <fawks> NOT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
41:00 <spookyfingers> I've got the wake up Ellie.
41:00 <spookyfingers> Bastardly_One
41:00 <Mew> the cash cow
41:00 <spookyfingers> he called telling me how Mew had told him to call me
41:00 <spookyfingers> etc.
41:00 <Skirmish> Panda has been sitting alone eating tim tams and listening to Joshua Kadison all night and now the emotional break he’s been bringing on has finally hit. 
42:00 <spookyfingers> Mew you're a sad excuse for a woman
42:00 <spookyfingers> my mum is 68, one of the first.
42:00 <Skirmish> = Mew I love you why can’t you see that. 
42:00 <spookyfingers> ppl like u
42:00 <fawks> oool
42:00 <fawks> lolll
42:00 <spookyfingers> women like u
42:00 <fawks> Skirmish's commentary
42:00 <Skirmish> = my mum would love you too why can’t we be together
42:00 <spookyfingers> pathetic.
42:00 <fawks> rofl
42:00 <spookyfingers> sick of u goin around
42:00 <spookyfingers> on irc
43:00 <spookyfingers> spreadin shit about me
43:00 <Mew> lmfao
43:00 <spookyfingers> even simba thinks i bashed some chick
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my gosh!
43:00 <Skirmish> = love it when you talk about me at least you are acknowledging my existance
43:00 <fawks> LOL
43:00 <spookyfingers> that's fkd up ellie
43:00 <Skirmish> = even simba wants us to be together
43:00 <spookyfingers> right now
43:00 <spookyfingers> be honest
43:00 <spookyfingers> I know one Jamie
43:00 <spookyfingers> Jamie Lee
43:00 <fawks> be honest ellie
43:00 <Maurice> What
44:00 <Mew> im sorry i did tell chad to call you, cos i thought it was funny but NO I WILL NOT MAKE OUT WITH YOU
44:00 <spookyfingers> I'm on a bond
44:00 <spookyfingers> you said I bashed a Jamie
44:00 <Skirmish> = i am going to try make you jealous by talking about another woman named Jamie
44:00 <spookyfingers> Amos
44:00 <spookyfingers> cops
44:00 <spookyfingers> I'd be in prison.
44:00 <spookyfingers> for real.
44:00 <spookyfingers> you fucking liar!
44:00 <Skirmish> = WHY WON’T YOU LOVE ME
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooo bold
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on
44:00 <fawks> omg
44:00 <Mew> come on moonface use your sentences
44:00 <fawks> stop Skirmish im choking
45:00 <Skirmish> I am so going to ace this psychology unit coming up.
45:00 <fawks> couhging fit
45:00 <spookyfingers> ah
45:00 <spookyfingers> that what it comes to now huh
45:00 <Mew> ah
45:00 <spookyfingers> :)
45:00 <Mew> hah
45:00 <spookyfingers> admit it
45:00 <fawks> o dear
45:00 <Skirmish> lol moonface
45:00 <spookyfingers> say it
45:00 <fawks> ellie what have you done
45:00 <spookyfingers> say you made shit up
45:00 <Bastardly_One> say it 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> IT
45:00 <spookyfingers> on irc
45:00 <spookyfingers> SAY IT
45:00 <Mew> moooon
45:00 <Mew> faaaace
45:00 <Mew> there
46:00 <spookyfingers> scared to lose irc friends?
46:00 <fawks> wh ywould we care if she made shit up
46:00 <Mew> terrified
46:00 <fawks> its hilair
46:00 <spookyfingers> Am I in prison?
46:00 <spookyfingers> So take it back.
46:00 <fawks> LOL
46:00 <fawks> but moooooooom
46:00 <Skirmish> http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200712/r209184_801047.jpg   <—— Panda.
46:00 <Mew> nope im leavin it out there
46:00 <fawks> ROFL
46:00 <spookyfingers> Don't go behind my back
46:00 <Mew> in the fresh irc air
46:00 <fawks> best
46:00 <spookyfingers> call me a woman basher.
46:00 <milk> 00:42
47:00 <Mew> thats the moonface lmfao
47:00 <fawks> theres a moonface emoticon on me phone
47:00 <spookyfingers> wow
47:00 <fawks> it rules
47:00 <Skirmish> spookyfingers: You’re one doctors visit away from a 3 day holiday to the funny farm. 
47:00 <spookyfingers> show your colours.
48:00 <spookyfingers> good for you Ellie.
48:00 <spookyfingers> oh btw
48:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww now you're going to get true colors sang to you
48:00 <spookyfingers> Mel says
48:00 <The_Baron> https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS_XcjlVNua4YazLln62To1jrnwru7w9bU7hhJmdHaARe563loPIANDxOBc
48:00 <Bastardly_One> coz that's why he loves you
48:00 <spookyfingers> *asiuhdashdyubfsuudf*
48:00 <The_Baron> MOONFACE!
48:00 <spookyfingers> :D
48:00 <spookyfingers> yes im a big white cookie
49:00 <spookyfingers> Why did you dog Mel
49:00 <spookyfingers> hmm
49:00 <fawks> why isnt mel on here writing a diary entry
49:00 <Skirmish> spookyfingers: If your mother knew what you got up to on the computer she would cry herself to sleep and ask god why she is such a failure as a parent. 
49:00 <Mew> yeah its been awhile
49:00 <spookyfingers> uhhh
49:00 <Skirmish> No john either. Is the honeymoon over?
49:00 <fawks> they broke up
50:00 <spookyfingers> no time to fk around
50:00 <spookyfingers> for them
50:00 <Bastardly_One> am sure thats their business but yeah they did 
50:00 <fawks> which is why i thought shed be on here spilling all the beans
50:00 <spookyfingers> Yeah well Bastardly_One
50:00 <spookyfingers> my friend bro
50:00 <spookyfingers> and Mew
50:00 <spookyfingers> can FUCK OFF
50:00 <Bastardly_One> perhaps she thinks John will bitch and gossip
50:00 <spookyfingers> k
50:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* the poor kid. She needs to avoid these flash in the pan intense instant family move in relationships. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and is waiting for it to die down
51:00 <spookyfingers> they're living life
51:00 <Skirmish> John must be hitch hiking back to QLD then.
51:00 <fawks> she was the one talking shit about him on here
51:00 <spookyfingers> that's it
51:00 <fawks> saying he stole her money for ice tea and didnt leave any for formula
51:00 <fawks> .
51:00 <spookyfingers> mew all you got is this
51:00 <fawks> and nah Skirmish hes staying with a mate in melb
52:00 <spookyfingers> soon
52:00 <spookyfingers> this shit
52:00 <spookyfingers> it's gone dude
52:00 <Mew> DD, Today I thought about the time Anthony abused me in public at KFC. We were sitting there, I was complaining about the chair lacking cushioning when suddenly a flamin hot object nailed me in the face. A chip. I was livid. Not just any chip, a hot lava gravy coated chip. I peed a little as the chip seared my face. I was abused. Amen
52:00 <spookyfingers> be by yourself
52:00 <Skirmish> I hope she sorts her shit out before the kid gets older and starts to see how dysfunctional it’s mother can be. 
52:00 <spookyfingers> with Ben doin his shit leaving you by yourself
52:00 <spookyfingers> like now
52:00 <spookyfingers> like always
52:00 <fawks> lmaoooooooo
52:00 <Skirmish> LOL Mew
52:00 <fawks> dat gravy chip
53:00 <Skirmish> oh wait … that happened?! 
53:00 <fawks> yes
53:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA HA
53:00 <Bastardly_One> serious?
53:00 <fawks> she came on here furious cos he embarrassed her in front of friends or something cos he threw chips and gravy at her
53:00 <Bastardly_One> dear Lord
53:00 <Skirmish> He is obviously a “treat em mean keep em keen” kind of guy.
53:00 <fawks> and she just aired all their shit out
53:00 <fawks> didnt he like steal her bird or something and pluck its feather
53:00 <fawks> one feather
53:00 <fawks> or something idk
53:00 <Skirmish> B1 said it's a boring night ... you sent over a bucket of dicks ... you know what he likes. 
54:00 <fawks> she was heaps upset though
54:00 <fawks> animal  cruelty.
54:00 <spookyfingers> rly
54:00 <Skirmish> It makes me so pleased that I am in a normal relationship when I hear about what goes on here. 
54:00 <Mew> lmfao
54:00 <spookyfingers> u girls
54:00 <spookyfingers> not half woman Mel is
54:00 <fawks> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
54:00 <Skirmish> This is why none of my irc girlfriends and I worked out. I didn’t throw hot chips and gravy at them.
54:00 <spookyfingers> it's y Ellie
54:00 <fawks> not half gumtoothed smile
54:00 <spookyfingers> is a little fat whore
55:00 <spookyfingers> excuse is she has a fucking kid
55:00 <The_Baron> hold up, john and mel broke up then?
55:00 <spookyfingers> drug fucked bf
55:00 <spookyfingers> no The_Baron
55:00 <Mew> hey if you wanna air gravy abuse and feather crimes on irc we are entitled to laugh at it
55:00 <fawks> yes
55:00 <spookyfingers> fk up fox
55:00 <fawks> idk if theyre back together now
55:00 <Skirmish> spookyfingers: You do know that the only reason why you can safely say all of this is because you know that you would be too scared to go near her in real life.  Pirate would smash you.
55:00 <spookyfingers> you and ellie
55:00 <fawks> but last she came on and he did, they both said theyre single
55:00 <spookyfingers> ellie spesh
55:00 <fawks> idk the updates
56:00 <spookyfingers> ur so useless Mew
56:00 <spookyfingers> all u do is put people down man
56:00 <spookyfingers> fkn sad
56:00 <Skirmish> I thought themayo was full of shit when he said John had spent money that she had set aside for something.
56:00 <spookyfingers> I saw
56:00 <spookyfingers> the most beautiful picture
56:00 <spookyfingers> on fb
56:00 <Skirmish> He’s obsessed with John to the max.  I think he even is trying to grow his hair to look the same.
56:00 <spookyfingers> dayum
56:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
57:00 <Mew> dont tell shads he'll get jealous
57:00 <spookyfingers> Ellie
57:00 <Skirmish> spookyfingers: Wht drugs did you take tonight you ratted fuckwit? 
57:00 <spookyfingers> why don't you start
57:00 <fawks> Ellie
57:00 <fawks> huhu
57:00 <spookyfingers> with stalking me to Enzos
57:00 <Mew> hes insecure about his balding atm
57:00 <spookyfingers> my old work
58:00 <Skirmish> Mew: shads or panda? 
58:00 <Mew> okay yep then what
58:00 <spookyfingers> I hadn't been working at for months
58:00 <Mew> both
58:00 <spookyfingers> but you went there
58:00 <spookyfingers> asked for me.
58:00 <spookyfingers> Ellie
58:00 <fawks> lol xm
58:00 <Skirmish> lol poor bastards with their receeding hairlines. 
58:00 <Mew> okay whats next pls
58:00 <spookyfingers> you have no fucking life.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> shad must be poor atm ... hasn't 3am abused me for ages
58:00 <The_Baron> lol FiftyShadsOfCray
58:00 <Mew> enzos, done
58:00 <spookyfingers> nobody likes you
58:00 <spookyfingers> you give mel shit
58:00 <Skirmish> You know your life is shit when you find yourself going bald and STILL living with your mother in her 1 bedroom houso flat. 
58:00 <spookyfingers> ffs
59:00 <spookyfingers> ur a piece of fkn shit dude.
59:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> The_Baron, you really should read the stuff shads has been saying lately. when he was churning it out the other day i had never had such pleasure on this network for sometime. it might be because i can relate a little to the music scene stuff that made it funnier
59:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> but, i have to zzzZZZ now
59:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> nitey
59:00 <spookyfingers> you can go around saying anything you like about me but when it comes to that
59:00 <wolfy> www.liveleak.com/view?i=b50_1403187524
59:00 <The_Baron> data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxQSEBIUEhQUEBQUFBASFRQQFBAUEBUUFBQWFhQUFBQYHCggGBolHBQUITEhJSkrLi4uFx8zODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OFxAQFywcHBwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsNSwsLCsyLCw3KyssKysrKysrK//AABEIAL8BCAMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAcAAACAwEBAQEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQIDBAUGBwj/xAA3EAACAQMCBAUDAwIEBwAAAAAAAQIDESEEMQUSQVEGE2FxgSKRoTLB8AfRFLHh8RYjM0JSYnL/xAAZAQEBAQEBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQIDBAX/xAAgEQEBAAICAgMBAQAAAAAAAAAAAQIRAx
59:00 <Mew> niteynite
59:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Horrible mom, caught on cam (Date: Jun-19-2014, 2 hours ago) - Views: 4893 - Played: 7855
59:00 <The_Baron> goddamn it
59:00 <wolfy> wrong link
59:00 <Mew> whoa now
00:00 <spookyfingers> Have fun on KI living a shit life with ur shit kid.
00:00 <Mew> whoooa now
00:00 <fawks> god youre so repetitive its booooooooring
00:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFkAAvDkj9k
00:00 <Skirmish> You been fapping wolfy and acidently link your porn? 
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Palpatine delivers some hate speech (Date not found) 0:27 - Category: Entertainment - 124,780 - 414 likes (98.1%), 8 dislikes (1.9%)
00:00 <fawks> yawnfest 
00:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1I8ijoARyE
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Hyde - Bums (Ft. Necro and Uncle Howie) (Dec 8, 2010) 4:12 - Category: Music - 34,641 - 228 likes (97.9%), 5 dislikes (2.1%)
00:00 <The_Baron> GIVE IN TO YOUR ANGER
00:00 <The_Baron> YOUR HATE HAS MADE YOU POWERFUL
00:00 <fawks> this is my favoourite thing from today
01:00 <fawks> [02:53] <spookyfingers> hey faux not trying to start anything just apologising for calling you an amateur painter last night
01:00 <fawks> [02:53] <spookyfingers> feel shit about it
01:00 <fawks> [02:53] <spookyfingers> after simba said somethin to me in pm
01:00 <fawks> [02:53] <fawks> ok
01:00 <fawks> [02:53] <spookyfingers> k that's that now i can suicide
01:00 <fawks> [02:53] <spookyfingers> lol
01:00 <Skirmish> GIVE IN TO YOUR INFERIORITY
01:00 <Skirmish> YOUR % HAS GIVEN YOUR THE IMPRESSION OF BEING POWERFUL.
01:00 <fawks> ill give him 12 hours before he starts again
01:00 <Mew> LMAO
01:00 <spookyfingers> fox u so smart
01:00 <Mew> soz bru
01:00 <spookyfingers> go from amateur painter to
01:00 <spookyfingers> well
01:00 <fawks> soz 4 sayen u kant paynt lul
01:00 <spookyfingers> paint by numbers?
01:00 <fawks> simba told me sumfink lul
01:00 <The_Baron> well unless she is making money from it
01:00 <The_Baron> she would be a amateur painter
01:00 <The_Baron> so what
01:00 <spookyfingers> simba is a fucking idiot
01:00 <fawks> i am making money from it
01:00 <The_Baron> is it a living?
01:00 <fawks> tyvm
01:00 <spookyfingers> i knew him
02:00 <The_Baron> or just a bit of chump change?
02:00 <spookyfingers> he's fkd from weed
02:00 <spookyfingers> almost like Loof
02:00 <The_Baron> wanna see some shit amateur art btw?
02:00 <spookyfingers> arent you simba.
02:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: Considering the people that are giving their opinion on her painting are on the dole … she’s a high roller. 
02:00 <The_Baron> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10453383_251159678409222_5255484602529673490_n.jpg
02:00 <Mew> simba sent me a lil pm jus thort id come say soz cos like uno i wont do it agen til uno my bipolar kicks in huhu fox
02:00 <The_Baron> here, shitty amateur art
02:00 <Bastardly_One> faux
02:00 <spookyfingers> how is it, Mew can cause so much trouble
02:00 <fawks> lmao
03:00 <spookyfingers> hmm
03:00 <fawks> i love those drawings
03:00 <Bastardly_One> fawks, have I ever seen any? link me ... I bet it's good 
03:00 <fawks> i have like books filled with shit like htat
03:00 <fawks> lol
03:00 <spookyfingers> fox
03:00 <fawks> on the phone drawings
03:00 <spookyfingers> you're an amateur
03:00 <fawks> fuck off spookyface
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he tends to project his insecurities about himself creatively
03:00 <spookyfingers> so not sorry
03:00 <The_Baron> first drawing I did in years
03:00 <fawks> oh man, my 12 hour thing was a bad guess i should have said 12 seconds
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'd like to see some of your art
04:00 <fawks> yeah one day
04:00 <Bastardly_One> link some
04:00 <spookyfingers> naw b1
04:00 <spookyfingers> that's not true
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you do 
04:00 <milk> that drawing looks like a miner gang
04:00 <spookyfingers> no
04:00 <spookyfingers> say it is doesnt make it true
04:00 <spookyfingers> i just
04:00 <spookyfingers> i feel so sad
04:00 <fawks> lmao
04:00 <fawks> jesus christ
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he was asking for ice hours ago
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he's off his nut
05:00 <The_Baron> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/743_37718842985_8936_n.jpg
05:00 <The_Baron> some stuff a friend does
06:00 <Skirmish> There are chemicals in your brain that are not being produced as required panda. 
06:00 <The_Baron> I reckon she should do it proffessionally
06:00 <The_Baron> but she is super shy
06:00 <Skirmish> It’s broked.
06:00 <fawks> thats neat
06:00 <fawks> she should sell online
06:00 <fawks> even etsy
06:00 <Mew> damn i was gonna ask him to put his arms up
06:00 <Mew> http://watermarked.cutcaster.com/cutcaster-photo-801154954-Creepy-bald-man.jpg
06:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/743_37718877985_1715_n.jpg
07:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/2891_68670322985_6242077_n.jpg
07:00 <The_Baron> this one is my fave 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> does she go do markets and shit?
07:00 <The_Baron> nope
07:00 <The_Baron> never sells anything
07:00 <The_Baron> just gives it away to friends
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky friends
08:00 <Skirmish> lol howard with pants on fire.
08:00 <The_Baron> she made a few shirts for me but I lost em :/
08:00 <The_Baron> fucking moving too many times does that
09:00 <Bastardly_One> give the woman some shirts and a screen press
09:00 <Skirmish> If I win lotto … I am going to tattoo ZLNE on my right knuckles and go around punching people from Austnet.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and ask for a 10 percent commission
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and sell for her
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd still make money
09:00 <Skirmish> Cause it’s just that easy! 
09:00 <The_Baron> that is an idea
10:00 <Bastardly_One> would be if he did markets 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> know how easy it is to get a screen press around people he'd know?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty easy I'd suggest
10:00 <The_Baron> well...yeah
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you get the idea though ... a reasonable commission for selling them and you'd still make alright pocket money
12:00 <The_Baron> yeah but it's also convincing her to let me sell em
12:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
13:00 <The_Baron> she has self esteem issues
13:00 <The_Baron> thinks no one will want them
14:00 <Skirmish> Is she fat? 
14:00 <The_Baron> nope
14:00 <The_Baron> skinny as all fuck
14:00 <Skirmish> Has her face been ravaged by acne whilst in her teen years leaving her a scared husk of a woman?
14:00 <The_Baron> very gawkish though
14:00 <The_Baron> and a huge trekky
14:00 <Skirmish> What’s he fucking problem then? 
14:00 <The_Baron> and on the latter yes
14:00 <Skirmish> You need to motivate her. 
14:00 <The_Baron> she does have acne scarring
15:00 <The_Baron> and some weird metabolic issues that leave her immune system well fucked up
15:00 <Skirmish> Terrible or just a little? 
15:00 <The_Baron> it's noticeable
15:00 <Skirmish> Oh she’s sickly. 
15:00 <The_Baron> here is a another friends art work
15:00 <The_Baron> this guy is seriously fucken talented...
15:00 <Bastardly_One> some people do just do things for the love of it though
15:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/r90/1175743_396810640440752_186642327_n.jpg
16:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/p417x417/533191_313698845418599_591625157_n.jpg
17:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/p417x417/541612_313699128751904_1974820388_n.jpg
18:00 <Bastardly_One> not bad
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't even draw a stick figure well
18:00 <The_Baron> I like his Rob Zombie influence in his work
18:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc1/t1.0-9/530629_292195624235588_1167263263_n.jpg
18:00 <The_Baron> and then crazy abstract shit like this
18:00 <Skirmish> Tattoo friendly style for that last few The_Baron.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that last one I like
19:00 <The_Baron> he does tatt designs actually
19:00 <The_Baron> not surprisingly I suppose
19:00 <The_Baron> yeah I like his abstract stuff a lot
20:00 <The_Baron> but THIS
20:00 <The_Baron> is my fave
20:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/r90/735098_291775987610885_1724405368_n.jpg
20:00 <The_Baron> he was tripping on acid and kept seeing his unborn neice in his minds eye
20:00 <The_Baron> so he painted this
21:00 <Bastardly_One> well painted
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I appreciate it anyway
21:00 <The_Baron> pic really doesn't do this one justice
21:00 <The_Baron> the full canvas is 2 X 2m
22:00 <The_Baron> well 2 X 1.5
22:00 <The_Baron> but still
22:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah
23:00 <The_Baron> kinda why I miss the blue mountains, being surrounded by ppl with genuine talent
27:00 <The_Baron> oh well
29:00 <Bastardly_One> now you're in no creativity central
29:00 <Skirmish> Did panda die? 
30:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10500291_408931499247377_2728841866544235729_n.jpg
30:00 <The_Baron> lol
30:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, I know right
30:00 <The_Baron> Cold Coast is like a vacuum for creativity
30:00 <The_Baron> though in saying that, I have at least met someone who I can collaborate with musically
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish he quit ages go
31:00 <The_Baron> but he's a ex metal/punk drummer from adelaide
31:00 <Bastardly_One> [03:04] <spookyfingers> i just
31:00 <Bastardly_One> [03:04] <spookyfingers> i feel so sad
31:00 <Bastardly_One> [03:04] * spookyfingers ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Worms turn even vivid memories to dust. There's a worm in my brain. I think it's you.)
31:00 <The_Baron> so go figure
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
31:00 <Skirmish> Didn’t notice. 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm
32:00 <The_Baron> fuck it's actually kinda cold for me now
32:00 <Maurice> Yeah no
33:00 <milk> loving all the artwork
33:00 <milk> so, anyone know why Tim "The Hitman" Cahill got a double yellow card?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
34:00 <Skirmish> Because one just isn’t enough? 
34:00 <Loof> have a bong?
34:00 <Loof> dont mind if i do
34:00 <Loof> in fact i'll have two
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you supposedly gave up
35:00 <faux> Ffs as soon as i lay down in bed I start coughing
35:00 <faux> Wish this cough would go away
35:00 <Bastardly_One> quick visit by Loof
35:00 <Skirmish> Got fluid on your lungs. :( 
35:00 <faux> Phlegm 
35:00 <Skirmish> Yis. 
35:00 <Loof> NEVER!
35:00 <milk> heroin is evil but it is also the basis of modern pain relief
36:00 <The_Baron> everytime I been online u seem to be sick faux
36:00 <faux> I've only been sick twice this year and last time was an ear infection 
36:00 <milk> I mean, not so many people can block out the surgery while its happening
36:00 <milk> so just to be, y'know, for real, rather than aggressing an injury, a relaxed paitient may recover sooner in the long run
37:00 <Skirmish> I have never ever had an ear infection. 
37:00 <faux> I gave it to myself 
37:00 <faux> I'm too anal about cleaning my ears 
37:00 <faux> The doctor banned me from qtips
37:00 <Skirmish> I must have fantastic ear hygiene.
37:00 <faux> He said I'm too OCD and don't know my limits 
37:00 <faux> I damaged my ear canal 
37:00 <faux> :/
37:00 <Skirmish> Ouch. 
38:00 <faux> I was deaf for like 4 days
38:00 <faux> And I did it again recently and Hes like OK seriously throw your qtips away
38:00 <Skirmish> I’ve got a mate that ignores his ears and then all of a sudden green/yellow stuff starts to ooze out. 
38:00 <faux> Ew?
38:00 <Skirmish> Gets infected ear drums
38:00 <faux> wtf
38:00 <faux> Does he not shower 
38:00 <Skirmish> Not that far into his ear no. 
39:00 <milk> not mentioning anyone in particular, TheRon, who may have put a bet on a team taking oyut the tournament
39:00 <Skirmish> I clean mine just as I am about to walk out the door to work. 
39:00 <Skirmish> It’s a routine. 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> doubt it 
41:00 <Skirmish> No use sighing over spilt milk
41:00 <Skirmish> HA! 
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <faux> Dad joke!
41:00 <Skirmish> lol :(
41:00 <Loof> getting 170% login bonus on gt6
41:00 <Loof> so sweet
42:00 <Skirmish> I think I miss out on seeing my boy tomorrow before I come to work.  Mrs is picking him up early and taking him to a dentist appointment. 
42:00 <faux> Feck its cold
42:00 <milk> and the bugs & insects crawling on the carcass in the forest of trees.... the life of that which moves & that which sways... yet move that the inert shall replenish itself by and of itself.... so thennnnnnnnn..... what is that strange plant of the flesh?
42:00 <Skirmish> Drink milk straight from the carton .... put in fridge .... leave note on whiteboard "Anyone can use the milk"
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah those bonuses for login are handy
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still playing Darksiders II
43:00 <milk> chocolate & coffee, sugar and milk.... buscuits
43:00 <Loof> i'm saving up for the bugati veyron
43:00 <Loof> 900+ bhp
44:00 <The_Baron> wtf it's 15 C here and I am freezing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> happens in the winter
44:00 <The_Baron> I really have become a qld'er now
44:00 <The_Baron> :/
44:00 <Loof> 2mil
44:00 <milk> did I mention the hot (not boiling) water?
44:00 <Loof> got 400k so far
44:00 <Loof> so a bit to go
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I just haven't been in the mood for it for some reason
45:00 <Skirmish> 15.9 here on the water.
45:00 <Skirmish> Slight breeze has a bite to it. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 8 here and feels like 0 apparently
45:00 <The_Baron> fuck 15 C used to be shirt and shorts weather for me
45:00 <Bastardly_One> it does feel fucking cold but not sure about zero
45:00 <Loof> i wouldn't be after your fuckup
45:00 <Loof> lol
45:00 <milk> stuffing an elephant into a monkey cage is like watching the clock run faster than dali
46:00 <The_Baron> what about chill factor?
46:00 <The_Baron> like in canberra, u could have a morning that is -2 but actually feels like -10
46:00 <Bastardly_One> true
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and similar climates
46:00 <Loof> might do a bit of study then play 3 tracks
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ballarat and canberra
47:00 <The_Baron> they are 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you get used to being cold
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can always warm up to an extent
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heat the heat
49:00 <The_Baron> I might put on a snuggy and watch some Arrested Development soon
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching World Cup and harrassing a web based chat I use
50:00 <Bastardly_One> in front of a nice cozy heater
50:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and still cold
52:00 <The_Baron> might use my dog as a hot water bottle too
52:00 <The_Baron> that always warms me up
52:00 <Bastardly_One> as you do
54:00 <The_Baron> yeah time to lay down
54:00 <The_Baron> later dude
01:00 <Skirmish> 1 hour to go.  Hell yes I want to go to bed. 
10:00 <spookyfingers> kick me for funz
10:00 <spookyfingers> :P
11:00 <spookyfingers> hehehehe
13:00 <Skirmish> Welcome back slope … you muppet.
15:00 <slope> welcome to your loser life Skirmish
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me dead
15:00 <slope> fuck me d.e.a.d
16:00 <Skirmish> It’s far too early in the morning for me to explain just how silly that statement is. 
16:00 <Skirmish> ey it's slope. That dopey cunt from irc.
17:00 <slope> lol
17:00 <slope> thats why you are at work loser
17:00 <slope> ON AUSTNET
18:00 <Skirmish> Explain to me how having a job that I get paid by the hour to do is bad because I can spend some of that time doing whatever I want to do?
18:00 <slope> its very bad
18:00 <Skirmish> Explain why. 
18:00 <slope> this server is dead and your job is that dead shit you come here to "socialise"
19:00 <Skirmish> Why are you here?
19:00 <slope> because I run this server
19:00 <Skirmish> You’re here because you have delusions of grandeaur. Ok. 
21:00 <slope> lol
21:00 <slope> and what are those?
25:00 <Skirmish> No more work until Wednesday.  Ahhhhhhh time to relax.
28:00 <Skirmish> Google it. Learn something about yourself. 
28:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) 3:34 - Category: Music - 714,062 -
29:00 <slope> dont know how to learn
30:00 <slope> hello fuckhead
30:00 <slope> Skirmish why dont you get a life mate
30:00 <slope> you have days off yet you tell us that yet you come on irc lol
31:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I do log in from home on the odd occasion.
31:00 <Skirmish> Does that upset you Element?
31:00 <slope> you log in every loser
31:00 <slope> your mums strapped to a matress
31:00 <Skirmish> Can you at least try to make sense over your rage please.
31:00 <spookyfingers> dominos 24 hrs?
32:00 <spookyfingers> fkn hungry cbfmaking shit
32:00 <spookyfingers> slopehead
32:00 <spookyfingers> oh fk batty1 gone
32:00 <Skirmish> If it wasn't so close to home time I would do a quick photoshoot with a note for you slope to just let you see how silly you make yourself look each time you suggest I don't have a job. 
32:00 <spookyfingers> oi Skirmish
33:00 <Skirmish> Have you given up on ever trying to better yourself slope?
33:00 <slope> have you given up on your mum?
33:00 <Skirmish> No, I have faith in her. 
33:00 <spookyfingers> r dominos 24/7
33:00 <spookyfingers> ?
33:00 <Skirmish> Not in my area they're not.
33:00 <spookyfingers> ah
33:00 <spookyfingers> k
33:00 <spookyfingers> ill look shit up, hungry hahahahahaha
33:00 <spookyfingers> <3 end this movie
33:00 <spookyfingers> the only vampire shit in it
33:00 <Skirmish> Go to their website and see if they show up as online for your area.
34:00 <spookyfingers> kk kewl ty man
34:00 <Skirmish> If it lets you do an internet order, they're open.  I can't imagine pizza shots would get a lot of early morning business though.
35:00 <Skirmish> If you got yourself an education you may be able to interact with people on a level where you could find yourself liked ... even loved. 
36:00 <Skirmish> You should consider it. 
36:00 <spookyfingers> fkn this movie
36:00 <spookyfingers> one seed
36:00 <spookyfingers> lol
36:00 <spookyfingers> taking forever
38:00 <slinky_J> ohwell
38:00 <slinky_J> 1am
38:00 <slinky_J> gotta go on menulog.com
38:00 <slinky_J> WB
38:00 <slinky_J> batty1 i pretty muched watched this movie twice just for the soundtrack haha
39:00 <slope> no dominos is 24/7
39:00 <slope> in aus
39:00 <slope> but i bet Skirmish wishes
39:00 <slope> fat fuck
40:00 <slinky_J> fkn all these joints close so late for delivery
40:00 <Skirmish> Always so angry element/slope.
41:00 <slinky_J> im talkin all kindsa food
41:00 <slinky_J> fkn  gay man
41:00 <Skirmish> Hey Bastardly_One do you want to use your ops powers for good?  You can use them on slope and nobody would be angry about that. 
41:00 <slinky_J> ima just put an order in for today, kick ass duck feet n sea cucumber n stuffs
41:00 <slinky_J> fks me up like heights
43:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6IBQfo2dbg
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best of Chopper and Neville Bartos 2 (Jun 24, 2010) 3:55 - Category: Comedy - 11,905 - 19 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
43:00 <slope> Skirmish's order is pigs fat and extra pigs fat
43:00 <slope> and newcastle sludge fucking loser
43:00 <slope> Skirmish = failed
43:00 <slinky_J> http://www.menulog.com.au/golden_dragon_palace_restaurant
43:00 <slinky_J> nom nom
43:00 <slinky_J> *licks his eyelids*
43:00 <slinky_J> u cunts want anything?
44:00 <Skirmish> Well it is a matter of minutes before I will be logging off for the day.  I hope you find something to achieve for yourself today slope.
44:00 <slinky_J> ox dick? lol
44:00 <Skirmish> How is your music course going slope?
44:00 <slope> ox crab thanks
44:00 <slope> music course?
44:00 <slope> slinky_J ill take the special fried rice and shallot pancakes
45:00 <slinky_J> aight
45:00 <Skirmish> Did I spell it wrong?  Music Course. 
45:00 <slinky_J> and side washed duck feet
45:00 <slinky_J> they good man
45:00 <slinky_J> fried ones r shit
46:00 <Skirmish> Early start on the lawns today lumeah?
46:00 <slope> slinky_J half side of fried rice too
46:00 <slope> extra sweet n sour
47:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSftS2XK_bM
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chopper "The Movie" (Jul 18, 2007) 6:29 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 367,641 - 524 likes (95.6%), 24 dislikes (4.4%)
47:00 <Lumeah> nah mate been sick can't sleep
47:00 <slope> Skirmish is a loser all his life is is irc
48:00 <Skirmish> Perhaps bird flu? 
48:00 <Skirmish> From the birds that take refuge in your hair? 
48:00 <Lumeah> lol
48:00 <Lumeah> http://lifestyle.ninemsn.com.au/viralvideo/418525/baby-has-a-bone-to-pick-with-dog.glance
48:00 <Bastardly_One> a Skirmish abuser is the last person I am going to ban 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he deserves what he gets
48:00 <Skirmish> lol
48:00 <slope> Skirmish is a weirdo
48:00 <slope> random fat fuck
49:00 <Lumeah> yeah could be Skirmish could be :P
49:00 <Skirmish> True to form B1.  True to form. 
49:00 <slope> ask for more ops Skirmish you obese dero
49:00 <Bastardly_One> in other words
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yes B1 you're right there
50:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One was saying earlier that you've been trimming off pieces of your hair and selling it as birds nest soup to chinese restaurants. 
50:00 <Skirmish> The difference is though B1 that you get butthurt. I just giggle. 
51:00 <Lumeah> Rof..
51:00 <slope> Skirmish you are on irc on your weekend off hahahahaha
51:00 <slope> trying to fuck some sex
51:00 <slinky_J> i cant find duck feet
51:00 <Skirmish> trying to fuck some sex? 
51:00 <Skirmish> Weekend off starts when the next shift arrives. 
52:00 <Lumeah> yeah im mega rich now ahy!
52:00 <Skirmish> Until you run out of hair, yeah! 
52:00 <Lumeah> yeah. ahh it will grow back!
52:00 <slope> lol sure it does fatty
52:00 <Skirmish> Nothing until Wednesday.  Will be lovely. You will miss me. 
52:00 <Skirmish> B1 will enjoy the break.
52:00 <slope> thats what your mum said with the mattress strapped to her back
53:00 <Skirmish> Tiem to go. Until tonight. Take care. 
53:00 <Skirmish> Will give the new car a wash this weekend and take it's first pictures. 
53:00 <slope> hahahhahaha new car
53:00 <slope> take pics lol
53:00 <Skirmish> So I can share it with all my adoring irc fans.
53:00 <slope> toyota corola is not a new car Skirmish
53:00 <Skirmish> Mitsubishi Lancer. 
54:00 <Skirmish> I've never owned a toyota. 
54:00 <Skirmish> Not that they are bad ... just never owned one.
54:00 <Skirmish> Next shift is here.  Take care my lovlies!  
54:00 <slinky_J> woo placed
54:00 <slinky_J> didnt find duck feet
55:00 <slinky_J> i went crazier
55:00 <slinky_J> fk is my fone
55:00 <slinky_J> hey batty1 you want some pork hock in abolone sauce bro
55:00 <slinky_J> i put msg put mussells in
55:00 <slinky_J> XD
57:00 <wolfy> its a griffin gargae door guarantee
57:00 <Lumeah> *nods*
58:00 <wolfy> rock on
26:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x6SYcGLJ_Y
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Essex - Rock On (Feb 15, 2012) 3:28 - Category: Music - 199,046 - 1,379 likes (97.5%), 35 dislikes (2.5%)
28:00 <Skirmish> Honey, I'm home!!
29:00 <Bastardly_One> .
31:00 <Skirmish> Taking boots off is a great feeling. 
31:00 <Ana_Ng> yes
31:00 <Ana_Ng> i should live in a place where i can wear sandals year long
31:00 <Ana_Ng> i hate socks
33:00 <Skirmish> I buy good socks ... $30 a pop. They feel great.  The boots are only effective if they are done up firmly though and whilst they are very comfy there is a certain feeling of "hhhhnnnnnnnggg" when you untie them. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I got some quality smart boots today for roughly half price
33:00 <Bastardly_One> was happy with that
33:00 <Skirmish> smart boots? 
33:00 <Skirmish> They got a MP3 player in them?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't call them totally dress boots
33:00 <Skirmish> Ah I see. 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but they're not too casual either
34:00 <Bastardly_One> really nice soft leather slip ones
34:00 <Skirmish> I either wear joggers or my catepillar boots.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> for a cheap brand they're very very well made 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Peter Morrissey boots
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I don't know what is planned for me in Melbourne the next two days
35:00 <Skirmish> http://www.afranko.net/2013/11/shoes-cat/  <---- 3rd one down.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> pays to be slightly presentable
36:00 <Skirmish> Visiting wenches?
36:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng has some ye olde wench gear. 
36:00 <Ana_Ng> it's important to be wenchy
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ye
37:00 <Skirmish> slope: You're going to have to tell your other personality element that I cbf'd getting my mac back out and updating the blog this morning.  He is going to have to wait for his time to shine. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Ana_Ng: How many large beer mugs can you carry at once? 
38:00 <Ana_Ng> all of them.
38:00 <Skirmish> You will make a fine wife one day.
39:00 <Skirmish> I enjoy the laksa my mrs makes ... but I think I am about to have explosive liquid poop because of it .... brb
50:00 <Ana_Ng> i already got a few marriage proposals today
51:00 <Ana_Ng> because i made bacon waffles 
51:00 <Skirmish> Were you walking around in a corset handing out beer mugs?
51:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMiDf3Q1QfI&feature=kp
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Magilla Gorilla (Jan 9, 2012) 2:23 - Category: Comedy - 52,354 - 107 likes (94.7%), 6 dislikes (5.3%)
53:00 <Ana_Ng> the corset seems unnecessary
53:00 <Ana_Ng> deliver food and booze to guys is enough
54:00 <Skirmish> Do I bother going to sleep for 2 hours or not? 
11:00 <slope> lol skirmish came back the loser
39:00 <slinky_J> ahh
40:00 <slinky_J> wish Loof was here
40:00 <slinky_J> with his exquisite nothing.
40:00 <slinky_J> 24/7 bong hit
41:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15tnqRGz9OA
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cactus Prank Call (Feb 4, 2008) 7:55 - Category: Comedy - 846,787 - 9,938 likes (97.3%), 277 dislikes (2.7%)
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's probably on the ps3
46:00 <slinky_J> Just finished Only Lovers Left Alive
46:00 <slinky_J> fk that took me two days to watch
47:00 <slinky_J> that sounodtrack is so gooood
48:00 <slinky_J> k got what 6 hrs my chinese food rocks up
56:00 <slinky_J> http://www.ask.com/youtube?q=wanderers+only+lovers+left+alive&v=YOqs8tmafCY&qsrc=472
56:00 <lumeah2> Morning 
06:00 <slinky_J> lumes!
06:00 <slinky_J> xD
08:00 <lumeah2> Hey babe
09:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKjDXzEbkf0
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SQÜRL - 'Pink Dust' (Date not found) 6:58 - Category: Music - 51,708 - 481 likes (99.2%), 4 dislikes (0.8%)
09:00 <slinky_J> chill to thissssssssssss
09:00 <slinky_J> soz im onna rockout
12:00 <lumeah2> He he 
14:00 <lumeah2> Lol.. It says what  say ere
19:00 <slinky_J> ahahaha
19:00 <slinky_J> i stayin up
19:00 <slinky_J> get my chineeee
19:00 <slinky_J> xD
19:00 <lumeah2> Clearly. How was ya night? 
20:00 <slinky_J> no whole duck or duck feet i could find n i love dat feet shit
20:00 <slinky_J> um
20:00 <slinky_J> was good
20:00 <slinky_J> i paced that movie
20:00 <slinky_J> and um
20:00 <lumeah2> *nods*
20:00 <slinky_J> bought two bottles but this taxi guy
20:00 <slinky_J> he was choice
21:00 <slinky_J> like
21:00 <slinky_J> we argued haha
21:00 <slinky_J> difference op
21:00 <slinky_J> but was sick
21:00 <slinky_J> how the fuck, lumes, do you write how someone just loves to drive?
21:00 <lumeah2> :) 
22:00 <slinky_J> after he left my place.. drive on lol
22:00 <lumeah2> Passion of the road huh. 
22:00 <slinky_J> yer
22:00 <slinky_J> some shit
22:00 <slinky_J> i dont have that
22:00 <slinky_J> do u?
22:00 <slinky_J> lol
22:00 <slinky_J> how's ur hair
23:00 <lumeah2> Playing a game of "get out of my fucking way"  lol
23:00 <lumeah2> Yeah i love driving 
24:00 <lumeah2> Good.  Wasn't happy with the hair dresser. 
25:00 <lumeah2> Some people are controlling and dominant on the road. Some submissive 
26:00 <lumeah2> Oh haven't  seen him for a while 
38:00 <simba> 44444444444444
39:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> dude
39:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> ur parcel is there
40:00 <simba> nice
40:00 <simba> might pick it up 2day
40:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> k
40:00 <simba> first have 2 start this morning with a bang i mean bong 
41:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> take ID cause I sent it with tracking
45:00 <Bastardly_One> did you watch england play stupid?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong team for who they played
47:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l9bpT4pX84
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Our Life-Ill Bill Ft. Necro (Jul 11, 2007) 3:22 - Category: Music - 2,161,909 - 6,392 likes (97.6%), 158 dislikes (2.4%)
50:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0feG1FsXO4
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Necro - bang bang (Jan 28, 2008) 5:40 - Category: Music - 550,882 - 1,324 likes (94.6%), 75 dislikes (5.4%)
53:00 <I_stephen> Hey Steebs
54:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqScOIKDmUQ
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ill Bill - The Anatomy Of A School Shooting (Nov 29, 2007) 4:36 - Category: Music - 432,987 - 1,675 likes (98%), 34 dislikes (2%)
54:00 <I_stephen> Hey zaim
55:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unQBNE9VEz4
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ill Bill - What's Wrong? (Sep 18, 2009) 4:01 - Category: Music - 86,501 - 448 likes (98.9%), 5 dislikes (1.1%)
03:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> k, I'mnah go n do some shoppin etc .......... bbl
03:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4KmdKlotAQ
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eazy-E - Wut Would You Do (Apr 9, 2008) 5:54 - Category: Music - 698,398 - 2,453 likes (96.8%), 82 dislikes (3.2%)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> stop with the links all the time
04:00 <Bastardly_One> they're annoying
04:00 <PZ> Bastardly_One, rally?
05:00 <PZ> bitch
07:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8Yi1tWftwQ
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: N.W.A. - Efil4zaggin (1991) (FULL ALBUM) (Date not found) 56:48 - Category: Music - 164,148 - 1,147 likes (96.5%), 41 dislikes (3.5%)
11:00 <simba> rally bitch?
11:00 <simba> colin mcrae style
13:00 <simba> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/2925/O9tMDeCiwEWh3ynBmOvCmQ/0_0.jpg 
13:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
13:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
14:00 <simba> now its got yellow 
14:00 <simba> but that looks Mean
15:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUSZWwnoVj0
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - King of Snake (Jul 31, 2006) 3:54 - Category: Music - 252,163 - 403 likes (92.9%), 31 dislikes (7.1%)
16:00 <simba> that sux
16:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUSZWwnoVj0
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - King of Snake (Jul 31, 2006) 3:54 - Category: Music - 252,163 - 403 likes (92.9%), 31 dislikes (7.1%)
16:00 <simba> dont need 2 post it twice
16:00 <simba> post some good music 4 once PZ
17:00 <wolfy> yeh
18:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUSZWwnoVj0
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underworld - King of Snake (Jul 31, 2006) 3:54 - Category: Music - 252,163 - 403 likes (92.9%), 31 dislikes (7.1%)
18:00 <simba> that sux
21:00 <PZ> .
21:00 <PZ> oi simba bro
22:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfy5dFhw3ik
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swordfish hack (Sep 20, 2009) 2:13 - Category: Science &amp; Technology - 228,519 - 308 likes (88.5%), 40 dislikes (11.5%)
24:00 <PZ> simba bro
24:00 <PZ> rol
24:00 <PZ> rofl
24:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?list=PL48632391FD9E95F0&v=A3A21pJ7YTY
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
25:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A21pJ7YTY
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul Oakenfold - Unafraid (May 1, 2010) 5:22 - Category: Music - 158,578 - 566 likes (97.9%), 12 dislikes (2.1%)
26:00 <simba> that sux
26:00 <simba> ur music sux
26:00 <PZ> you wish
26:00 <PZ> make u shit 
26:00 <PZ> simba
26:00 <PZ> hmmm
27:00 <simba> sorry?
27:00 <PZ> simba, Problem ?
27:00 <PZ> want a smack in the mouth cunt
27:00 <simba> calm down witness, u fat psycho
27:00 <PZ> nah 
28:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PzOnZnkCIqM
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Get Out Of My Life" by Paul Oakenfold (May 31, 2009) 4:13 - Category: Music - 87,506 - 341 likes (98.3%), 6 dislikes (1.7%)
30:00 <PZ> simba, i rekon i'd belt the fucken living day lights out of you with dis ere shovel 
30:00 <simba> ur music sux
30:00 <PZ> then dig ya own grave cunt
31:00 <PZ> you better start diggin it
35:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) 3:34 - Category: Music - 714,548 -
39:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) 3:34 - Category: Music - 714,548 -
44:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPpjIpNfXPk
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience - Voodoo Child (Date not found) 5:13 - Category: Music - 4,690 - 43 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh orright
48:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
48:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyNRfyiF2nA
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Hyde - The Crazies (Feat. Goretex, Ill Bill and Necro) (Jun 19, 2010) 5:40 - Category: Music - 50,872 - 287 likes (98.6%), 4 dislikes (1.4%)
50:00 <simba> no matter how many times u post the same song 
50:00 <simba> nobody will ever click
51:00 <PZ> good.
51:00 <PZ> btw 
53:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1I8ijoARyE
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Hyde - Bums (Ft. Necro and Uncle Howie) (Dec 8, 2010) 4:12 - Category: Music - 34,659 - 228 likes (97.9%), 5 dislikes (2.1%)
55:00 <simba> isnt necro 'death rap' aimed at children
56:00 <PZ> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) 3:34 - Category: Music - 714,575 -
57:00 <Serenity> seriously fuck off with those boring links
58:00 <wolfy> lol onto them now
58:00 <Serenity> why are you pretending to be two people
00:00 <wolfy> u got spare smoke ?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL @ PZ/wolfy
01:00 <ShadowLurker> why be noob for
01:00 <wolfy> spare change
01:00 <wolfy> ?
01:00 <ShadowLurker> he likes to pretend to have someone that talks to him
01:00 <ShadowLurker> even if its himself
02:00 <wolfy> cop
05:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x6SYcGLJ_Y
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Essex - Rock On (Feb 15, 2012) 3:28 - Category: Music - 199,125 - 1,383 likes (97.5%), 35 dislikes (2.5%)
07:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off mate
07:00 <wolfy> should of just setup ipv6
08:00 <ShadowLurker> what does that have to with anything
08:00 <ShadowLurker> are you high pz
08:00 <wolfy> oh what u gonna call the cops
08:00 <ShadowLurker> hittin the pipe a bit early arent you
08:00 <wolfy> yer
10:00 <PZ> little jessica
15:00 <wolfy> lol
15:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7R7q1lSZfs
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Stranglers - Golden Brown (Feb 23, 2009) 3:33 - Category: Music - 10,273,534 - 49,238 likes (98.9%), 564 dislikes (1.1%)
17:00 <PZ> nahhh
17:00 <wolfy> shutup
18:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7K72X4eo_s
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Massive Attack - Teardrop (Mar 6, 2009) 4:55 - Category: Music - 18,083,333 - 95,644 likes (98.6%), 1,320 dislikes (1.4%)
20:00 <slinky_J> and my day gets fucking better :)
21:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ejga4kJUts
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cranberries - Zombie (Jun 16, 2009) 5:16 - Category: Music - 140,335,958 - 556,544 likes (97.9%), 12,010 dislikes (2.1%)
23:00 <slinky_J> 4simba<3 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKjDXzEbkf0
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SQÜRL - 'Pink Dust' (Date not found) 6:58 - Category: Music - 51,730 - 482 likes (99.2%), 4 dislikes (0.8%)
28:00 <wolfy> so simba when u wanna do this ?
29:00 <wolfy> no talk now?
29:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NXnxTNIWkc
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 4 Non Blondes - What's Up (Feb 23, 2011) 4:59 - Category: Music - 24,802,279 - 147,448 likes (97.8%), 3,365 dislikes (2.2%)
32:00 <Ana_Ng> 16:31 diesel`guy: suck my dick u stupid slut
32:00 <Ana_Ng> nice move, diesel guy - why don't you move out of your parents house, get a job before you try hitting on irc girls
33:00 <Ana_Ng> 16:33 diesel`guy: how old r u seriously ?
34:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0e6RbzNltY
34:00 <simba> <slinky_J> and my day gets fucking better :) - lol was that to me joining a chatroom
34:00 <slinky_J> i fucking hate facebook man
34:00 <slinky_J> tries to correct the stupidest shit
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ill Bill - Gangsta Rap (Feb 3, 2011) 2:19 - Category: Music - 39,658 - 203 likes (97.1%), 6 dislikes (2.9%)
35:00 <slinky_J> like that fkn guy even uses it cept to post bout his dog 
35:00 <slinky_J> [10:04] <simba> <slinky_J> and my day gets fucking better :) - lol was that to me joining a chatroom <- that was me waking up dude
35:00 <simba> o..k
36:00 <slinky_J> don't faux it.
36:00 <slinky_J> jonno
36:00 <slinky_J> fk
36:00 <slinky_J> ill say it once
36:00 <slinky_J> k
37:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L48ifbzT0c8
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ILL BiLL - How To Kill A Cop (Date not found) 3:06 - Category: Music - 10,348 - 76 likes (96.2%), 3 dislikes (3.8%)
37:00 <slinky_J> sinks in, good. You're not special to me
37:00 <simba> o..k
37:00 <slinky_J> it dont
37:00 <simba> calm down 
37:00 <slinky_J> this mandarine drink will
37:00 <slinky_J> ^-^
37:00 <simba> christ on the cross
38:00 <slinky_J> you're so fucking paranoid man
38:00 <slinky_J> i wake up and type and you think it's all about you
38:00 <slinky_J> go fuck yourself.
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> did you even ask me
38:00 <simba> calm down
38:00 <slinky_J> did ye
38:00 <simba> yes
38:00 <slinky_J> yesterday
39:00 <slinky_J> you ask
39:00 <simba> i asked if that line  was about me you nutcase
39:00 <slinky_J> how I felt?
39:00 <simba> calm down
39:00 <slinky_J> like how I was going..
39:00 <simba> cant believe youre still having an episode today
39:00 <slinky_J> no
39:00 <slinky_J> you don't know what happened?
40:00 <fawks> [10:36] <slinky_J> don't faux it.
40:00 <fawks> ?
40:00 <slinky_J> it's a word.
40:00 <slinky_J> like dont fake it
40:00 <slinky_J> kk
41:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDKtI5hMp4s
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ill Bill - American History X (Sep 18, 2009) 4:14 - Category: Music - 523,045 - 2,744 likes (98.6%), 40 dislikes (1.4%)
41:00 <slinky_J> fk me if i knew waking up was going to offend you jonno I would've just fucked your mother dude.
41:00 <slinky_J> fkn poofter.
41:00 <simba> ssshhhh
41:00 <slinky_J> no
42:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) 3:34 - Category: Music - 714,717 -
42:00 <slinky_J> you tell me, why the fuck you felt you had to copy paste what I said
42:00 <slinky_J> and what happened in my life, you called then, an episode.
42:00 <simba> we all know youre just playing your little game right now where you pretend youre in a movie and you were referring to me when i joined because youre a psycho
42:00 <slinky_J> no games
43:00 <slinky_J> an a psychopath, can't play games. incapable
43:00 <slinky_J> can't ask his self the simplest question.
43:00 <slinky_J> now you fucking read and stfu or ask.
43:00 <simba> youre.. asking me to ask about your mum?.
43:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <slinky_J> no
44:00 <slinky_J> close
44:00 <slinky_J> she's okay hah, left my keys in her car.
44:00 <simba> nobody gives a shit what happened in your private life yesterday we just know youre going to take it out in a chatroom like this
44:00 <simba> cant believe youre asking me to ask
44:00 <fawks> why are you online instead of with her if it upsets you so much
44:00 <fawks> idgi
44:00 <slinky_J> well Depp
44:00 <slinky_J> it
44:00 <slinky_J> wasnt like you
44:00 <slinky_J> to be so rude
45:00 <slinky_J> and dude, no more bullshit
45:00 <slinky_J> last night I exlpained the story
45:00 <slinky_J> how we are not mates
45:00 <fawks> scientists claim this is the most relaxing tune ever made
45:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CySNhHVAokQ&feature=kp
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marconi Union - Weightless (Oct 18, 2011) 8:13 - Category: Music - 2,320,454 - 13,467 likes (96.4%), 505 dislikes (3.6%)
45:00 <slinky_J> if you're too bumhurt
45:00 <fawks> you should listen to it
45:00 <slinky_J> go fk urself
46:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2-MCPa_3rU
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Run, Forrest, Run! - Forrest Gump (2/9) Movie CLIP (1994) HD (Oct 6, 2011) 2:42 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 1,050,242 - 2,791 likes (97.4%), 74 dislikes (2.6%)
46:00 <fawks> calm yourself down
46:00 <slinky_J> i am calm
46:00 <fawks> you don't seem calm
46:00 <slinky_J> listen to this
46:00 <slinky_J> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKjDXzEbkf0
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SQÜRL - 'Pink Dust' (Date not found) 6:58 - Category: Music - 51,749 - 482 likes (99.2%), 4 dislikes (0.8%)
46:00 <fawks> all he did was copy and paste one line for you to go ballistic
46:00 <fawks> and you're stil talking about it
46:00 <slinky_J> im anxious
47:00 <slinky_J> not nervy
47:00 <slinky_J> slant
47:00 <fawks> well listen to that song
47:00 <slinky_J> ok
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <fawks> come back in 8 minutes when youve chilled
47:00 <fawks> ty
47:00 <slinky_J> okay.
48:00 <simba> now hes pming me
48:00 <Rak> hahaha putting ppl in the timeout corner
49:00 <simba> fucken hell
50:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH-5lUBBdmY
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Forrest Gump Vietnam (Jul 29, 2007) 3:50 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 2,057,796 - 2,554 likes (91.9%), 225 dislikes (8.1%)
50:00 <slinky_J> it's not that
50:00 <slinky_J> Jonno knows y
50:00 <slinky_J> and he should shut his fat fucking lips and stitch them for once.
51:00 <faux> We all know why. You told us yesterday 
51:00 <faux> You're still not calm. Are you listening to the song
51:00 <slinky_J> oh, no no
51:00 <faux> Its wonderful.
51:00 <faux> Go on
51:00 <slinky_J> the first thing i typed on here when i woke up
51:00 <slinky_J> he gave me shit about
51:00 <slinky_J> like it was for him
51:00 <slinky_J> can't I wake up?
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <simba> fucken psycho !!!!!!!!!!!
53:00 <slinky_J> jonno
53:00 <slinky_J> ya headin for a brick wall
53:00 <slinky_J> dont
53:00 <slinky_J> i still remember ur family addy
53:00 <slinky_J> i got it on here and on paper
53:00 <slinky_J> so dont
54:00 <slinky_J> warned.
54:00 <slinky_J> call cops
54:00 <slinky_J> cause i just broke my bond on the intarnutz
54:00 <slinky_J> nuttbutter
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> hes never known my address why is he pretending this is a movie set
56:00 <simba> im the 1 that knows ur address
56:00 <simba> ....
56:00 <simba> but im not dumb enough to make threats in a public chatroom like a certain active psycho
56:00 <slinky_J> smoke weed jonno?
57:00 <slinky_J> i got a stained piece of paper
57:00 <slinky_J> ur dads addy
57:00 <slinky_J> dont fuck kid
57:00 <slinky_J> ur Greek
57:00 <slinky_J> ur a fucking man now
57:00 <slinky_J> act it dont fucking pull shit.
57:00 <slinky_J> i was right
57:00 <simba> man i am a better writer than u
57:00 <simba> this is boring
57:00 <slinky_J> sayin
57:00 <simba> u r washed up 
57:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <Fez> Bye mew
58:00 <wolfy> www.youtube.com/watch?v=axmpxbtzSZY
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "Heavy Metal Kings" (feat. Ill Bill) [Official Video] (Date not found) 4:34 - Category: Music - 686,366 - 3,886 likes (97.9%), 82 dislikes (2.1%)
58:00 <slinky_J> only women get ya
58:00 <slinky_J> only women judge
58:00 <slinky_J> only women trust
58:00 <slinky_J> only men, bitch.
58:00 <slinky_J> peace.
59:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_ZzszsfrgA
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks Presents: Outerspace - "Third Rock" [Official Audio] (Date not found) 4:16 - Category: Music - 6,661 - 63 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <simba> Serenity can u pls get rid of this nutcase
02:00 <simba> im hungry need crumpets
04:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DI9DKPvqyM
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Natas - Godlike (Apr 7, 2009) 2:59 - Category: Music - 16,960 - 91 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got the best pac-man t-shirt
05:00 <Serenity> i can actually
05:00 <Bastardly_One> cost me a wole serious $3 at target
07:00 <simba> u rok
11:00 <Serenity> whats everyones plans this friday
11:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> parteh onnnnnnnnnnn
12:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/q90/s720x720/10351971_10152488370318104_4288812950210042646_n.jpg
12:00 <doctor> friday night is beer night
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that cost me a whoe $3
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *whole
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm going to Melb for the weekend tomorrow
12:00 <Bastardly_One> which it would hurry up
12:00 <doctor> what will you do in melb?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> kill random prostitutes
13:00 <Fez> Then fuck them?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> correct!
14:00 <Fez> Nioce
14:00 <Bastardly_One> necrophilia ... for when you feel like cracking open a cold one
14:00 <Fez> As long as theyre still warm
14:00 <Bastardly_One> doctor, just friend visiting
14:00 <doctor> that sounds terrifying but have fun
14:00 <doctor> cool
14:00 <Bastardly_One> bargain central today
15:00 <Bastardly_One> got these really nice boots for $24 insteaad of $60 too
15:00 <doctor> might get some pants soon
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd do it now 
16:00 <Serenity> see the fog this morning/last night doctor
16:00 <doctor> Nope, got up at 7 but wasn't paying much attention to what was going on around me
16:00 <Bastardly_One> shit is going cheap as it's officially the end of a fashion season
17:00 <Serenity> was awesome coule barely see 20m away
17:00 <Serenity> could
17:00 <doctor> when i used to get up at 4am for work most early winter mornings perth was shrouded in fog
17:00 <doctor> yeah makes driving difficult
18:00 <Bastardly_One> come live here 
18:00 <Serenity> i was out at like midnight trying to take photos of it towards the airport
18:00 <Bastardly_One> you can get that all the time
18:00 <Serenity> and cops will over this tiny car driving around with no headlights...
19:00 <Bastardly_One> have you noticed the worse the conditions the worse people drive?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd think it'd be the other way around
19:00 <doctor> next time theres a fog take a trip to your nearest swamp
20:00 <Serenity> yeah thats cool
20:00 <Serenity> like out of a movie
20:00 <doctor> yeah very eerie
22:00 <Bastardly_One> My city is built on a lake that's  a swamp
22:00 <Fez> Anyone know where i can mwet female little peoples?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity was here when I was telling people what it meant in aborginal
22:00 <Fez> Meet*
22:00 <Bastardly_One> always amuses me 
26:00 <ShadowLurker> so anyway
26:00 <ShadowLurker> boobies
27:00 <Fez> Breasts
28:00 <simba> and bootys
28:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a tiny bit of sun here today
28:00 <Bastardly_One> so boobies were out in force
28:00 <Bastardly_One> with nipples due to the wind at the same time
28:00 <Bastardly_One> good value
29:00 <Fez> Breastacular
30:00 <faux> Fuck
30:00 <faux> Its so xold
30:00 <Fez> Xold
30:00 <faux> And cold
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> xold
30:00 <Serenity> tittastic
31:00 <faux> I want leb pizza
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck this nick
31:00 <Fez> Wear warmer clothes
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> leb bread pizza ftw
31:00 <Serenity> i want gozleme
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh whut cant /nick spookyniggers
31:00 <faux> Eh I had a gozleme like a week or so ago
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz Y CANT I NICK SPOOKYNIGGERS?
31:00 <Doodle> i want non ethnic food
31:00 <Serenity> i dont know..
31:00 <spookyfingers> i h8 dont answer me
31:00 <spookyfingers> :(
32:00 <faux> Doodle you boring bastard
32:00 <spookyfingers> Doodle go gets some ethiopean man
32:00 <Bastardly_One> this is why
32:00 <faux> Get some ethnic into you
32:00 <Bastardly_One> spookyniggers Invalid nickname: Offensive nickname
32:00 <spookyfingers> ehtiopean LOL
32:00 <Doodle> nah i am sick
32:00 <spookyfingers> erathybean
32:00 <faux> Oh
32:00 <faux> Me 2
32:00 <spookyfingers> ill get u both some
32:00 <doctor> bread, dipped in water
32:00 <Doodle> no efnic food 4 me m8
32:00 <spookyfingers> sezz get the knife out
32:00 <faux> LOL doctor
32:00 <spookyfingers> lol
32:00 <spookyfingers> naw doctor
32:00 <spookyfingers> child
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I want fish n chips but I live in a stupid area
32:00 <spookyfingers> with watermelon
32:00 <spookyfingers> dipped, in water.
33:00 <Fez> What if u splet spookyniggers with a 1
33:00 <Fez> Spookyn1ggers
33:00 <spookyfingers> batty1 the iq of dirt bro, just doesnt know what nice battered fish is mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
33:00 <spookyfingers> true
33:00 <doctor> i dunno, watermelon can be a bit rich
34:00 <faux> its just water 
34:00 <faux> lo
34:00 <faux> L
34:00 <spookyfingers> im just wondering how my cousin got to kanga isle early mornin
34:00 <spookyfingers> LOLOLOOL!!!!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> you still spastic this morning eh?
34:00 <spookyfingers> oi oi oi  doc doc doc fuck
34:00 <spookyfingers> brb
34:00 <spookyfingers> nah b1
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'll put you on ignore for the day then 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> good
34:00 <spookyfingers> ;)
34:00 <spookyfingers> rape me.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what I got for 3 bucks?
34:00 <spookyfingers> k done
34:00 <spookyfingers> lol
35:00 <spookyfingers> what?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> authentic too
35:00 <spookyfingers> wait!!!!!!!!!
35:00 <spookyfingers> um
35:00 <Fez> Cheeseburger?
35:00 <spookyfingers> I was goin for a game but then I thought maybe your smart arse got a sick face mask?
35:00 <faux> Lmao
35:00 <Bastardly_One> authethic bandico too
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/p296x100/10351971_10152488370318104_4288812950210042646_n.jpg
35:00 <Doodle> what the fuck is bandico
36:00 <Doodle> you mean bandai?
36:00 <spookyfingers> HAHAHAHA
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oopsies
36:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Doodle
36:00 <faux> Daughters lock up your MILSWANCA's
36:00 <spookyfingers> ahahahahahahahhahaha
36:00 <faux> Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again 
36:00 <Doodle> lol faux
36:00 <Doodle> theyre the best
36:00 <spookyfingers> I slept with my mama for nine months
36:00 <Doodle> O_o
37:00 <spookyfingers> nine months longer than I slept with BlackDevil's mama!
37:00 <spookyfingers> yo mama
37:00 <spookyfingers> fk me I gotta be real nice to mum today, best friend died. Hers I mean.
38:00 <Bastardly_One> shit
38:00 <spookyfingers> how the fuck do you be nice about that shit like, I don't want that shit coming up in conversation
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me ... I better call mine
38:00 <spookyfingers> me too
38:00 <Bastardly_One> she went to hospital yet again
38:00 <spookyfingers> bbs
38:00 <spookyfingers> FUCK
38:00 <spookyfingers> hope urs is ok bro
38:00 <spookyfingers> mum was in hosp recently i know it too
38:00 <spookyfingers> old bats!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> she will be in few days
39:00 <Bastardly_One> just decided to do an exorcist but with blood
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for BP I suppose
39:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> ah, so now that both of u r here, I couldn't help but notice that it only took till next dark for your confirmations as to how u felt, with one battling his emotions and the other some sortah cold
39:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1521425_10200689814322379_448300330_n.jpg
39:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
40:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> and I typed it all out fo u 2 the very nite that uz went astray
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
40:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> cause it was easier to jus paste a link than to go on abt it in main
40:00 <Bastardly_One> try again in English
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea what you're on about
40:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> not u dude .........
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I went to have a cone and thought I'd sit in the beanbag and close my eyes for one second
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well state whom you're talking to 
41:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> so here it is .......... http://pastebin.com/EXh27hGf
41:00 <spookyfingers> woah
41:00 <spookyfingers> b1
41:00 <spookyfingers> mum had a heart attack
41:00 <spookyfingers> hah!
41:00 <ShadowLurker> TL;DR;
41:00 <spookyfingers> looks like i gotta cruise
41:00 <spookyfingers> cya
41:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> tis spookyfingers n faux/fawks
41:00 <ShadowLurker> op is a faggot
42:00 <ShadowLurker> etc
42:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook then!
43:00 <Serenity> someone cook me breakfast
43:00 <Fez> Its lunch time
44:00 <Fez> Oh yer
44:00 <Fez> Your over there
45:00 <Fez> Living in the past.. :P
48:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> so ...............
48:00 <Bastardly_One> classic song *coughs*
48:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueRLZWhbpsY
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Noiseworks - Take Me Back (Date not found) 3:29 - Category: Music - 87,997 - 368 likes (97.9%), 8 dislikes (2.1%)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> WHOOOOOOOOOOOAH OH OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
49:00 <Fez> That noise doesnt work
52:00 <Bastardly_One> another ... *coughs* ... classic
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JaDPHbFs4
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Screaming Jets Better (Oct 8, 2009) 4:41 - Category: Music - 480,454 - 1,721 likes (97.6%), 43 dislikes (2.4%)
52:00 <Bastardly_One> m8
52:00 <ShadowLurker> o.O
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm accidently channelling TheRon
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
56:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGZznJXY1Xc
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stone Poneys - Different Drum (Live) (Date not found) 2:29 - Category: Music - 3,220 - 23 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Linda Rhonstandt was cute once
02:00 <Serenity> AWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wha?
16:00 <spookyfingers> fk me walk back
16:00 <spookyfingers> doesnt want me there
17:00 <spookyfingers> stubborn like her dad lol
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine has rather a large headache
19:00 <Bastardly_One> happens when you do an exorcist with blood due to blood pressure I guess
19:00 <spookyfingers> yeah
19:00 <spookyfingers> urs on blood presh meds too
20:00 <spookyfingers> fkn independent women man
20:00 <spookyfingers> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> she can't be independant and either is her partner these days
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's been only a matter of time for a few years ... My sister is in denial about it though
25:00 <spookyfingers> maybe we're a bit different
25:00 <spookyfingers> as boys
25:00 <spookyfingers> ?
26:00 <spookyfingers> it's just a double whammy
26:00 <spookyfingers> I gotta go for a walk bro
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah all good
26:00 <spookyfingers> :) <3
37:00 <faux> What the fuck
37:00 <faux> I have two of my paintings online for sale and a lady messaged me asking if I can ship them to Africa as a gift for her friend 
37:00 <faux> ..
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
38:00 <faux> I'm like OK do you wanna pay $3943739383934944 delivery fee
38:00 <faux> And fuck off
38:00 <Bastardly_One> no, did you get the sale or not?
38:00 <faux> Anyway shes like oh I thought postage would be included 
38:00 <faux> Um no cos she wants me to pay for shipping to AFRICA 
38:00 <faux> do they even have addresses in Africa 
38:00 <faux> .
39:00 <Bastardly_One> included
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah righty o stupid
39:00 <Bastardly_One> well damn 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and what part of Africa or she didn't say?
39:00 <faux> I told her its free shipping within Australia.. If she wants them shipped to Africa she can pay for freight 
39:00 <faux> She didn't say 
39:00 <faux> People are annoyingly stupid 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
40:00 <Bastardly_One> damn about not selling though in the end 
41:00 <faux> Its OK someone will buy them 
41:00 <faux> Hopefully not an African 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe put terms up so dickheads dont ask dumb questions?
41:00 <faux> There are terms 
41:00 <faux> It says shipping within Australia only 
41:00 <faux> Lkl
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I was serious last night about wanting a look
41:00 <faux> Lol*
41:00 <faux> Yeah I'll show you when I CBF 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> well, the stupid cow clearly can't read
42:00 <faux> I mean it didn't hurt her to ask but don't be annoying and assume I'm gonna pay hundreds of bux for shipping lol
42:00 <Serenity> i had cheese on toast with pepper
42:00 <Serenity> yum
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I found some pocket money in my paypal today for something I wrote online
42:00 <faux> My friends bringing over leb pizza
42:00 <faux> :D
42:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a nice little buzz
42:00 <faux> So excited 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm making roast vegetables for lunch
43:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty excited myself
43:00 <faux> Yum
43:00 <faux> I steamed broccoli in the microwave last night 
43:00 <faux> Was delicious with lemon and garlic 
43:00 <Serenity> pay after delivery is my paypal downfall
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I like that stuff ... dont care what anyone says ... and cauliflower
43:00 <faux> I like most veggies 
43:00 <faux> Except rocket 
44:00 <faux> Rocket weirds me out 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing potatoes, pumpkin, carrot, onions and a tiny bit of parsnip glazed in sweet soy sauce
44:00 <Bastardly_One> don't knock that glazing until you try it 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> delish!
44:00 <faux> Don't like onion on its own
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I love it roasted 
44:00 <Fez> Bbq'd onion on its own rules
44:00 <faux> Yeah fez
45:00 <faux> I'd eat that
45:00 <faux> But a whole roasted onion freaks me out
45:00 <Fez> Same
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the glazing sweetens up the carrot, and makes the pumpking yummo too
45:00 <faux> Carrot and pumpkin are already sweetish imo
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fountain soy sauce glaze ... mmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I suppose
46:00 <faux> My grandma makes this yummy sauce with cauliflower 
46:00 <faux> Its tahini and lemon 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> only put them on a while ago so aaaaaaaaaaaaaages yet
46:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yum!
46:00 <faux> Oh boy, its not the best for you but its fucking good
46:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds awesome
46:00 <faux> AW I miss her
46:00 <faux> I rang her the other day 
47:00 <faux> Stupid lebanon
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss mine all the time but she raised me ... died on Valentines Day a few years back
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I appreciate that about you
47:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone acts like family is a drag
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I know mine are a pain in the arse
48:00 <faux> Appreciate what
48:00 <faux> Huh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that you enjoy your family
50:00 <Serenity> sllp
50:00 <faux> Oh
50:00 <faux> Yeah
51:00 <faux> As a teen I was like psht family and used to be with my friends ALL  THE TIME
51:00 <faux> like going to family events n stuff even bbqs I would drag a friend along 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine want to know too much
51:00 <faux> But when I got older I got way closer with them, I love them to bits
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh family events are the worse for me as I'm the black sheep so as much as we get along
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like the odd one out 
51:00 <faux> lol
52:00 <faux> Lebs ask a million question 
52:00 <faux> S
52:00 <faux> Especially if you haven't seen them in a while 
52:00 <faux> They want to know everything
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the worse ... My family are as bad as "wogs"
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I sympathise
53:00 <Bastardly_One> we get along heaps better since I've gotten older and more open minded though
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to really stop seeing them as "stupid" though
54:00 <faux> I just brushed my hair
54:00 <faux> What a mission 
55:00 <faux> Its lovely and smooove now
55:00 <faux> Looked like Einstein before 
55:00 <Serenity> i just removed all the tangles from my hair
55:00 <Serenity> gosh what a job
55:00 <faux> lmao
55:00 <faux> Its like
55:00 <Serenity> see what i did there
55:00 <faux> An arm workout for me
55:00 <faux> Yes
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <faux> :P
55:00 <faux> Was just about to say
55:00 <Serenity> its one of the reasons im glad my hair isnt as long as it used to be
55:00 <Serenity> cause my arm seriously used to get so sore
55:00 <faux> Yeah
56:00 <faux> I cut mine 
56:00 <faux> So its not belly button length anymore
56:00 <faux> I wanna go short 
56:00 <faux> Not dykw
56:00 <faux> Just like shoulder
56:00 <Serenity> mines at my shoulders now i guess maybe just above
56:00 <faux> But I prob won't 
56:00 <Serenity> which is heaps long compared to what it was
56:00 <faux> Nice
57:00 <Serenity> unless its not straight like in my fb pic
57:00 <Serenity> then its just afro spec
57:00 <faux> My hair and nails grow so fast 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck do I think you had a bob faux?
57:00 <faux> Ew
57:00 <Serenity> gross haha
57:00 <faux> my hair is heaps long lol
57:00 <Serenity> my hair grows hell fast but the hair dyes make it snap
57:00 <Serenity> so even if it grows it doesnt get longer
57:00 <faux> Stop dying it!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't in that pic you showed me ... but I see one for some reason ... I clearly have lost what little mind I had 
57:00 <Serenity> i have now! thats why its long
57:00 <stebie> fox ^_^
57:00 <stebie> g'day peeps
57:00 <faux> Hi stibbie :D
57:00 <Serenity> i didnt bleach it for like over a year
58:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon stebeh
58:00 <faux> Goos
58:00 <faux> Good*
58:00 <Serenity> was like
58:00 <Serenity> completely natural before i put the purple/pink in
58:00 <faux> I havent dyed mine in over a year 
58:00 <faux> Its my natural colour now
58:00 <Serenity> thinking of making it a natural colour again
58:00 <faux> Yes
58:00 <faux> Go choc brown
58:00 <Serenity> the bright colours are just too high maintenance
59:00 <stebie> hair in general is high maintenance
59:00 <stebie> shave it all
59:00 <faux> I did
59:00 <stebie> hot
59:00 <Serenity> hahaha ive been tempted a few times over the years
00:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10444748_10152218319140945_5862418731915884368_n.jpg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> some women can pull it off
00:00 <Serenity> how fecking pretty is geena davis
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I just asked if I can post a pic so I will to show ya ... this one can IMO
01:00 <faux> She has annoying teeth 
02:00 <Fez> Mmmm geena
02:00 <faux> I watch a show called the following and there's a chick in it named emma 
02:00 <Fez> Shes still hot imo
02:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10395193_248380422030503_4831243547932935393_n.jpg
02:00 <faux> She has amazing short hair and it suits her so well
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she does bald alright for 40
02:00 <Serenity> shes mega hot
02:00 <faux> Omg shes bald 
02:00 <Serenity> geena.. not sinead
02:00 <faux> I thought you meant short hair 
02:00 <faux> Jesus
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she had awesome long hair 
02:00 <faux> Is she bald voluntarily
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but has that issue where you pull your hair out
03:00 <faux> ..
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so shaved it all off
03:00 <faux> Who pulls their hair out
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what's it called? starts with t
03:00 <faux> 'That issue' like its normal lol
03:00 <Serenity> its a nervous disorder
03:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a nervous disorder
03:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
03:00 <Serenity> .
03:00 <faux> TooMuchDrugs
03:00 <Bastardly_One> starts with t but can't remember
03:00 <faux> Says it like 5 minutes after sez and then says snap
03:00 <faux> lol
04:00 <faux> Its a nervous disorder 
04:00 <faux> SNAP
04:00 <Serenity> lol
04:00 <faux> ~twins~
04:00 <faux> I need to poop 
04:00 <Serenity> omg im laying here with a blanked on
04:00 <faux> A blanjed
04:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as she posted that
04:00 <faux> Dammit 
04:00 <faux> Blanked
04:00 <Serenity> and homer just crawled up under my blanket... and stole it
04:00 <faux> Punch him
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show you what I mean by nice long hair before she got rid of it 
05:00 <ShadowLurker> ill crawl up under your blanket
05:00 <Serenity> i need to poop
05:00 <Serenity> sSNAP
05:00 <faux> Snap!
05:00 <faux> lmao
05:00 <Serenity> lol
05:00 <faux> Rofl
05:00 <faux> I just cracked up way too hard
05:00 <faux> I'm hungry 
05:00 <Serenity> i laughed and homers all brrrlllggg
05:00 <faux> Friend should be here at 1:30
05:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/993013_144481335753746_2084331953_n.jpg
05:00 <Serenity> cause hes laying on me and im jiggling him
05:00 <Fez> Its a nervous disorder :P
06:00 <Fez> Oh..
06:00 <faux> She looks better with hair
06:00 <faux> And doesn't look 40
06:00 <Serenity> she needs to lose the fringe
06:00 <Serenity> owait..
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I guess if you're going to 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah Serenity
06:00 <faux> .
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're going to pull it out 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> might as well get rid of it if it works
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but looks heaps nicer with hair yes
07:00 <faux> Shut up
07:00 <faux> For teh love of god
07:00 <Serenity> god damn my boots are still wet from like two days ago
07:00 <faux> me boobz
07:00 <Serenity> im gonna have to wear my fugs out
10:00 <Fez> Boobs
10:00 <ShadowLurker> postits
11:00 <Serenity> every time i move homers like blllggg
11:00 <Serenity> bllerrrgg
11:00 <Fez> Shave him
12:00 <Serenity> but.... why
13:00 <Fez> Why not
14:00 <Fez> Then buy him a jacket
14:00 <faux> I always write a to do list of shit to do and never look at the list again 
14:00 <Fez> Then take pictures
14:00 <faux> Its like writing it down implants it in my brain 
14:00 <faux> So weird 
15:00 <Fez> Write 'look at to do list' on your hand
15:00 <faux> Lool
15:00 <faux> Omg I'm so hungry
15:00 <faux> Feckkkk
15:00 <ShadowLurker> because the action of writing it down gives your brain the time to store it properly
15:00 <faux> Yes which is why I take notes watching lectures
16:00 <faux> Or I'll lfprget everything 
16:00 <faux> V true
16:00 <ShadowLurker> even if its just one word its enough
16:00 <Serenity> AND IIIIIIIIII EEEE IIIIIIIIII
16:00 <Serenity> WILLL ALLLLLWAYYYYSSSS LOOOOVEEE YOUUUUU UUUOUOUOUU
16:00 <ShadowLurker> same with me when im designing i just draw things
17:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
17:00 <Serenity> YEAH THATS WHY I TAKE NOTES WATCHING LECTURES
17:00 <ShadowLurker> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : KidCrusher : Faces of Death Feat Teddy DKC [Cannibal Clown - 2007]
17:00 <Serenity> OSNAP
17:00 <stebie> CAPSWHORE
18:00 <ShadowLurker> not just caps
19:00 <stebie> oohlala
21:00 <Serenity> excuse me.
21:00 <faux> lnao
21:00 <faux> Lmao*
21:00 <ShadowLurker> youre excused
21:00 <The_Baron> pay day yay
22:00 <faux> My stomach is eating itself 
22:00 <faux> Feck
22:00 <Bastardly_One> do some mail you lazy cunt
22:00 <Serenity> o.O
22:00 <faux> What
22:00 <stebie> male
22:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah
22:00 <ShadowLurker> random
23:00 <faux> Yay my nose is clear 
23:00 <faux> And I'm not coughing as much 
23:00 <faux> Phew
25:00 <faux> O dear my tummy noises sound like dubstep
25:00 <The_Baron> sidechain it to your farts
26:00 <Serenity> http://cnn.com.sundaytimesdaily.com/australian-prime-minister-found-dead-under-suspicious-circumstances/r/19706
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it's better than the new Skrillex album
26:00 <Serenity> i wish this was real
26:00 <Bastardly_One> record that shit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and The_Baron or I will mix it
26:00 <The_Baron> fuck yeah
27:00 <The_Baron> I always wanted to do a dubstep track using bodily excretions
27:00 <faux> Cool
27:00 <Serenity> that awkward moment when...
27:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaDMCTn_02g
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kragle - HorseStep (Oct 6, 2009) 2:30 - Category: Music - 5,967 - 26 likes (78.8%), 7 dislikes (21.2%)
27:00 <The_Baron> this is a track a mate in england did with horse samples
29:00 <faux> That awkward moment when...
29:00 <faux> SNAP
31:00 <Serenity> aha
31:00 <Serenity> ok im going to lunch wif me bf
32:00 <ShadowLurker> say hi for me
36:00 <The_Baron> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=859119360772061
37:00 <cYbR> Serenity, http://abc.com.sundaytimesdaily.com/tony-abbott-cuts-pay-to-senators,-abolishes-%22expensive%22-pensions./r/27238 
40:00 <TheRon> carn the dogs
46:00 <TheRon> I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no satisfaction 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try I can't get no, I can't get no…  
50:00 <TheRon> Ever since I was a young boy I've played the silver ball From Soho down to Brighton I must have played them all…  
57:00 <TheRon> Oh, a storm is threat'ning My very life today If I don't get some shelter Oh yeah, I'm gonna fade away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away War, children, it's just a shot away It's just a shot away
58:00 <clubsamwich> hey guys, how's it going?
59:00 <TheRon> not bad
59:00 <TheRon> watching 2 games of footy at once here
59:00 <clubsamwich> on the same screen?
59:00 <TheRon> no
59:00 <TheRon> tablet and tv
00:00 <clubsamwich> how much time do you give each your attention before switching to the other?
00:00 <TheRon> 30 secs
01:00 <clubsamwich> how's it working out for ya? you're also on here too
01:00 <TheRon> fine
01:00 <TheRon> i'm multi skilling
02:00 <clubsamwich> your brain must have hyperthreading
02:00 <TheRon> what's hyperthreading
02:00 <TheRon> sounds nerdy
03:00 <clubsamwich> ah nevermind, yeah it's nerdy
03:00 <TheRon> i got the tunes going as well
03:00 <Maurice> I'm lucky I'm even awake
03:00 <clubsamwich> probably helps the old brain box keep a rhythm 
04:00 <TheRon> how come?
04:00 <TheRon> healthy combo
04:00 <clubsamwich> dynamite combo
05:00 <Maurice> Havent tried that combo
05:00 <Maurice> Might give it a whirl
05:00 <TheRon> i've got like a beer, want some?
06:00 <clubsamwich> make a cocktail, Maurice  ....with ya know, anything you find under the kitchen sink
06:00 <TheRon> the dogs are doing alright
06:00 <clubsamwich> you have dogs?
06:00 <TheRon> footy
06:00 <clubsamwich> you're very curt, TheRon .... I like that
07:00 <slinky_J> Ye ave dags?
07:00 <slinky_J> DAGS
07:00 <clubsamwich> hahaha
07:00 <slinky_J> "DAWGS"
07:00 <TheRon> i think simba is feeling a bit uneasy atm
07:00 <slinky_J> hahaha
07:00 <slinky_J> wb clubsamwich
08:00 <clubsamwich> thanks slinky_J 
08:00 <slinky_J> ;)
08:00 <slinky_J> slinky penis
08:00 <clubsamwich> haha
09:00 <TheRon> beer, the first and last sip is the hardest
09:00 <TheRon> simba speak up, what's going on??
09:00 <clubsamwich> the last sip yes, why the first sip?
10:00 <TheRon> should i or shouldn't i
10:00 <condomsPLZ> that's
10:00 <condomsPLZ> what she said!
10:00 <condomsPLZ> then there was like blood on the sheet
10:00 <condomsPLZ> :(
12:00 <clubsamwich> blood and DNA
12:00 <TheRon> Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith…  
12:00 <condomsPLZ> come on the floor, onna door onna parents ceiling
12:00 <condomsPLZ> :S
12:00 <slinky_J> ronnies
13:00 <clubsamwich> i hope Maurice did the right thing with those pills and the scotch
13:00 <Maurice> Give me a chance, far out
13:00 <clubsamwich> and by that i mean go to sleep in a body bag so it's an easy clean up
13:00 <Maurice> Stop rushing me
13:00 <TheRon> we need another ron so it can be like on hale and pace
13:00 <clubsamwich> haha hale and pace, classic tv
14:00 <slinky_J> i did the right thing
14:00 <slinky_J> aborted several bill cosbys b4
14:00 <clubsamwich> haha
14:00 <slinky_J> little abortions that got away
14:00 <slinky_J> hahahahaha
15:00 <slinky_J> /nick fknigeers
16:00 <clubsamwich> i don't get it, man ...are you talking about shit?
18:00 <TheRon> hawthorn and collingwood i just hope both teams take a pounding
18:00 <clubsamwich> hey just noticed the 4 different user types for the room, what's the type between the admins and the voiced?
19:00 <milk> let's see, someone remember to put my bin out last night, saving a great deal of hassle, and my electricity bill just came in the mail
19:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> might have been a neighbour that put out the bin and also the same neighbour that put in his bill in your mail box hoping you'd pay his bill
19:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> karmic balance
20:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> check the name/address
20:00 <clubsamwich> [Maverick] and BlackDevil 
20:00 <clubsamwich> those types
20:00 <TheRon> half op
21:00 <milk> unfortunately for me I have to pay my own bills
21:00 <clubsamwich> what can half ops do?
21:00 <TheRon> just have less power than the full ops
21:00 <TheRon> not sure exactly
21:00 <clubsamwich> thanks for the answer, TheRon 
21:00 <Mew> theyre not black not white just beautiful caramel half ops
21:00 <clubsamwich> they're a beautiful blue in chatzilla
22:00 <milk> so I'll be paying this one off later next week
22:00 <milk> but that's ok, I quit smoking so I won't have to scrimp and save on sustenance
22:00 <TheRon> Some folks are born made to wave the flag, Ooh, they're red, white and blue. And when the band plays "Hail to the chief", Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord,…  
22:00 <clubsamwich> fortunate son
22:00 <Mew> @ is the biscuit base % is the caramel + is the chocolate top
22:00 <TheRon> wd
23:00 <milk> let's see, I used more electricty units than last bill, but not as much as this time last year
23:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, i don't get those symbols in chatzilla, Mew
23:00 <clubsamwich> but i like your thinking, Mew
23:00 <Mew> ohhh i see
23:00 <clubsamwich> Mew, consider yourself promoted
23:00 <Mew> thx :D
23:00 <clubsamwich> you're welcome
24:00 <milk> makes sense, I've been leaving my laptop on while I sleep
24:00 <milk> very slack of me
24:00 <TheRon> carn the doggies
24:00 <clubsamwich> i heard that hangover song the other day with snoop and PSY ...bloody awful
24:00 <TheRon> yeah don't
25:00 <TheRon> snoop is all about the $$$ now
25:00 <clubsamwich> maybe it shows i'm too old but it's just a really bad song
25:00 <clubsamwich> yeah, snoop looked ridiculous in it too ....like he just lost any coolness he had left
25:00 <TheRon> i miss the gin and juice days
26:00 <milk> right, so now, into the days business
26:00 <Serenity> if there was a photo of 'uncool' snoop dogg would be right there
26:00 <Serenity> i dunno whats happened to him but wow hes just so far from cool
26:00 <clubsamwich> such a bad, bad song ...i couldn't believe it
27:00 <TheRon> People try to put us d-down (Talkin' 'bout my generation) Just because we get around (Talkin' 'bout my generation) Things they do look awful c-c-cold (Talkin' 'bout my generation) I hope I die before I get old (Talkin' 'bout my generation)
28:00 <OnnaRangatang> burnin man
28:00 <OnnaRangatang> got warts all over my snatch
28:00 <OnnaRangatang> brb ima go get the scrape
28:00 <TheRon> you are being creepy weird
29:00 <clubsamwich> papsmear, OnnaRangatang?
29:00 <TheRon> s swab
29:00 <clubsamwich> swab the decks
29:00 <TheRon> get that shit down to forensics
30:00 <OnnaRangatang> lol
30:00 <OnnaRangatang> naw was just gonna scrape the crusty poop off my butt.
30:00 <TheRon> classy
30:00 <OnnaRangatang> Saemon style.
31:00 <clubsamwich> ye ave dags?
31:00 <OnnaRangatang> ROFL
31:00 <OnnaRangatang> dags?
31:00 <TheRon> saemon comes on here and i feel the need to scrape him off my butt
31:00 <OnnaRangatang> hahahaha
31:00 <clubsamwich> DAGS
31:00 <OnnaRangatang> AHAHA DAGS?
31:00 <OnnaRangatang> "Dawgs"
31:00 <TheRon> DOGE!
31:00 <clubsamwich> ...nailed it
31:00 <OnnaRangatang> word
31:00 <OnnaRangatang> now let's chest puff some bullshit
32:00 <OnnaRangatang> where's that SexTourettes
32:00 <OnnaRangatang> ronnies imagine rootin a tourtey chick
32:00 <TheRon> last time i saw him i saw him walking our of a brothel in dishevelled state 
33:00 <OnnaRangatang> she wont say she's coming, she'll just swear conssitently!
33:00 <OnnaRangatang> fkn hot right
33:00 <TheRon> So, so you think you can tell Heaven from Hell, blue skies from pain. Can you tell a green field from a cold steel rail? A smile from a veil?…  
34:00 <simba> a glimpse into milks diary
34:00 <TheRon> carn the doge's
35:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> milk, i'll pay the bill for you. ill even go to the post office and do it. but i want a 5% cut
35:00 <Excessive> got ur thing yet man?
35:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> everyone has been leaving their laptops on since the 'meltdown incident'
36:00 <simba> might go now
36:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> everyone wanted to be 'there' as it transpired
36:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> it wouldnt be the same watching the faked moon landing 1 hr after
36:00 <Excessive> k
37:00 <milk> oh I see, the Public Meltdown Incident
37:00 <milk> almost never happens on the Internet
37:00 <milk> so when it does, it always gets attention
38:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> like possible cures for cancer, maybe, on the news
39:00 <milk> hmmm
39:00 <milk> how can you tell if a politician is lying?
39:00 <Discordia> They open their mouth
40:00 <milk> how can you spot a corrupt police officer?
40:00 <Discordia> He's wearing a uniform
40:00 <milk> ...
40:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> How can you tell if someone is being a cynic?
41:00 <simba> when theyre making so much sense it cant be true!
41:00 <The_Baron> I am wary of that question
41:00 <The_Baron> :P
41:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> they dont uses smileys and lolz!
41:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> LOLZ
41:00 <The_Baron> cynicism is awesome
41:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> cynicism is a sign of a person with experience and as a result has better judgement
42:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> although that doesnt mean they all learn
42:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> where's me m8 shadsy
42:00 <The_Baron> how can u afford not to be a cynic in this day and age
42:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> life starts at 60 m8
42:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> it's OK to mess up the first 59
43:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> you also have another 5 years to make millions from your album before you rerite
43:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> retire*
43:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> yes, given dodgy websites such as dictionary.com
43:00 <simba> wayne is back in jail
43:00 <The_Baron> also only way to balance out the gullible and naive
44:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> it's also a litmus test to see who understands what you're going on about
44:00 <The_Baron> and the basis for critical thinking
44:00 <The_Baron> oh so many benefits to being a cynical fuck
44:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> wayne is back in jail...getting a lot of experience
45:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> he will be cynical soon on what they mean by men just wanting to be friends with other men
45:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> these drugs you give me...it's not for free
45:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> and if i dont repay you...
45:00 <Mew> 2 buff room mates to polish his dome daily
45:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> you get all rough and stuff...especially to me bumhole
45:00 <Mew> livin la vida loca
45:00 <The_Baron> hahahah
45:00 <simba> id rather be a cynic then hide behind dumb expressions like 'Ignorance Is Bliss LoL'
45:00 <The_Baron> I don't think shads will have that problem
45:00 <TheRon> Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time I feel alive and the world it's turning inside out Yeah! I'm floating around in ecstasy So don't stop me now don't stop me 'Cause I'm having a good time having a good time
46:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> i get quite annoyed with cliches
46:00 <The_Baron> even a lifer would turn that away
46:00 <The_Baron> :P
46:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> KNOWLEDGE IS POWER AND IGNORANCE IS BLISS! THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE ARE THE ONES THAT DONT REALISE THEY ARE POWERLESS TO FIX UP THE MESS THEYVE MADE FOR THEMSELVES HAHAH!
47:00 <simba> good cosplay https://36.media.tumblr.com/ac53da526e378b57115aafecaf382d14/tumblr_mqf903k5gt1r9h5b8o1_500.jpg
47:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> The_Baron, even someone on deathrow. "I am about to meet my Lord and Saviour. Such sodomy may compromise my chances of obtaining eternal bliss in paradise when I am judged in front of the Mercy Seat."
49:00 <The_Baron> that's a big ass!
49:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> hair is real, tits are fake
49:00 <The_Baron> her tits are too small for her arse though
49:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> ass, fake too. got beach ball implants
49:00 <The_Baron> it looks all out of whack
49:00 <simba> tits?
49:00 <simba> what tits??
49:00 <The_Baron> exactly simba
50:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> they're not tits. they're lichens
50:00 <The_Baron> having a big arse like that with no tits is like putting a massive spoiler on a Volvo
50:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> do you lichen nipples
50:00 <simba> brill butt
50:00 <TheRon> carn the doges
51:00 <FiftyShadsOfCray> drill butt
52:00 <Mew> iggy azalea thrill butt
52:00 <The_Baron> god that chick is shit
53:00 <Mew> i havent actually heard any music of hers
53:00 <Mew> just seen butt pics
53:00 <Mew> 8/10
53:00 <The_Baron> I heard her music
53:00 <The_Baron> it's just....terrible
54:00 <Mew> ill make a note not to listen to it
54:00 <Mew> iggy azalea: NO
54:00 <The_Baron> good plan
54:00 <The_Baron> unless you like white chicks who sound like Nikky Minaj
55:00 <Mew> nope
55:00 <Mew> she also has a booty tho, im seeing a pattern
55:00 <Mew> maybe theyre robots
55:00 <Mew> and the machinery is it the butt
55:00 <TheRon> People are strange when you're a stranger Faces look ugly when you're alone Women seem wicked when you're unwanted Streets are uneven when you're down…
56:00 <simba> i dont get the booty stuff she looks like a skinny white girl to me
56:00 <Mew> you dont think its big?
56:00 <simba> shes apparently known as having a butt and being a rapper but i dont think either is true
57:00 <Mew> is this about I.A or N.M
57:00 <simba> whos NM?
58:00 <Mew> nicki minaj
58:00 <simba> oh no niki minaj obviously has a big butt
58:00 <Mew> IAs is almost as big
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <simba> pull ya head in
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ this pic
58:00 <Mew> get a grip son
58:00 <Bastardly_One> how the cat is sitting
58:00 <Bastardly_One> http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x30/shugaliscious/002.png
59:00 <Mew> that cat looks malnourished
59:00 <ShadowLurker> that poor cat
59:00 <ShadowLurker> feed it something
00:00 <The_Baron> I love how when u type Iggy Azaela in google the first thing it suggests is "Iggy Azalea is terrible"
00:00 <The_Baron> lol
00:00 <The_Baron> google u so smart!
00:00 <TheRon> I wanna love you and treat you right; I wanna love you every day and every night: We'll be together with a roof right over our heads; We'll share the shelter of my single bed;…  
01:00 <Mew> asif
01:00 <Mew> mine says iggy azalea fancy then fancy lyrics
02:00 <The_Baron> gotta type is after
02:00 <Mew> oh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that "song" makes me want to kill people
03:00 <faux> I love it
03:00 <faux> Its so catchy 
04:00 <The_Baron> what song?
05:00 <fawks> friend jsut left, so full from lunch.. hung my washing... cleaned the kkitchen and now i have nothing let to do but my uni work :( dammit
05:00 <Doodle> do me
05:00 <fawks> fancy by iggy azalea
05:00 <fawks> hot
05:00 <fawks> ok
05:00 <Doodle> ^_^
05:00 <fawks> anything to avoid uni work
05:00 <fawks> lol
05:00 <fawks> :P
05:00 <The_Baron> oh god
05:00 <Doodle> :o
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <The_Baron> it's just fucking awful
05:00 <fawks> its catchy as hell
05:00 <The_Baron> catchy doesn't mean good
06:00 <Doodle> oh no people having different opinions on music
06:00 <Doodle> back in 14 hours
06:00 <fawks> lmao
06:00 <fawks> i hate music discussions
06:00 <The_Baron> oh I understand everyone has a subjective taste in music
06:00 <fawks> unnless you listen to nickelback idc what you listen to
06:00 <Doodle> lolol
06:00 <fawks> i like everything
06:00 <The_Baron> but I will still stand by my own opinion
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Nickleback - If Everyone Cared.mp3 (3.3MB 128kbps Stereo 3:36)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a piece of shit and I'll stand by that too
06:00 <fawks> not even gonna lie i do like one nickelback song
06:00 <The_Baron> which is, that song and that "artist" is just fucking shit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus christ Doodle
06:00 <fawks> NEVER MADE IT AS A WISE MANNNNNNNN
07:00 <fawks> COULDNT CUT IT  AS A POOOR MAN STEAALING
07:00 <Mew> http://youtube.com/watch?v=Qsy7kJyizoc
07:00 <fawks> or something
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sam and the Womp | Bom Bom (Official Video) (Date not found) 2:56 - Category: Music - 25,371,378 - 98,319 likes (84.7%), 17,718 dislikes (15.3%)
07:00 <Doodle> i hate nickleback
07:00 <Mew> remember dat 1
07:00 <fawks> tis is hooooooowww you remind meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
07:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sam and the Womp - Bom Bom.mp3 (4.05MB 128kbps Stereo 4:25)
07:00 <The_Baron> OMG Doodle has an opinion about music
07:00 <The_Baron> :P
07:00 <Max^Power> moo
08:00 <fawks> UPDATED: Cote d'Ivoire midfielder Serey Die was reportedly told two hours before kick-off against Colombia today that his father had passed away. However, his father actually died in 2004, and he was moved by the emotion of remembering that. It explains his emotions during the anthems.
08:00 <fawks> how sad
08:00 <The_Baron> but what can I expect, the majority of music listeners would rather cheeseburger music
08:00 <Mew> i love cheeseburger music
08:00 <The_Baron> if it's actual songs about cheeseburgers
08:00 <The_Baron> i will agree
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Cheeseburger - Cocaine.mp3 (4.07MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:26)
08:00 <The_Baron> but the majority of pop music
08:00 <fawks> ok i just looked it up cos it was making me nervous, it is nickelback
09:00 <fawks> not nickle
09:00 <fawks> phew
09:00 <Doodle> yeah
09:00 <The_Baron> it's just garbage
09:00 <fawks> nikkoolbak
09:00 <Doodle> i dont care enough to spell it properly
09:00 <Doodle> i only downloaded it for my sister
09:00 <fawks> i didnt notice how you spelt it lol i was just checkin for me
09:00 <Mew> does anyone have a weird music artist that they secretly enjoy but dont usually admit to it?
09:00 <fawks> ummmmmmmmmm
10:00 <The_Baron> weird as in?
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <fawks> hmm
10:00 <fawks> this is one of those questions where ill think of the answer in 3 days
10:00 <Mew> you should know yourself
10:00 <The_Baron> well everything I enjoy I will admit to
10:00 <Mew> it might not be weird to others but weird to you
10:00 <Bastardly_One> weird as in not the usual stuff you'd like
10:00 <The_Baron> even my love of the Greatest American Hero theme tune
10:00 <Doodle> most of what i listen to is pretty mainstream
10:00 <Bastardly_One> like ... maybe shit
10:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Joey Scarbury - Theme From Greatest American Hero.mp3 (5.2MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:40)
10:00 <Mew> okay so you dont have one baron lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I do ... but I'm not tellin'
11:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
11:00 <The_Baron> hhmmm....so ur saying what is my guilty pleasure aren't u?
11:00 <Mew> yeah i dont wanna say mine either LOL
11:00 <Doodle> its abba isnt it
11:00 <fawks> i love abba
11:00 <fawks> lol
11:00 <Mew> shhhh
11:00 <Doodle> haha
11:00 <fawks> 80s music rules
11:00 <Mew> but no
11:00 <Doodle> abba are great
11:00 <fawks> and 70s
11:00 <fawks> and 90s
11:00 <fawks> omg
11:00 <fawks> i love wberuythign
11:00 <fawks> phil collins is me bb
11:00 <The_Baron> Actually it's Ronny James Dio, I shouldn't love cock rock like that but I do
12:00 <Doodle> shock, nobody knows who that is
12:00 <fawks> yeah
12:00 <fawks> i have nfi
12:00 <fawks> lol
12:00 <The_Baron> you don't know who fucking DIO is?!
12:00 <fawks> rio d jeniroz
12:00 <fawks> lmao
12:00 <Doodle> obv not
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Nana Mouskouri - Love Is Like A Butterfly.mp3 (2.26MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:28)
12:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cQh1ccqu8M&feature=kp
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nickelback - How You Remind Me (Oct 26, 2009) 3:48 - Category: Music - 69,947,996 - 281,195 likes (98.2%), 5,014 dislikes (1.8%)
12:00 <fawks> 69 million views
12:00 <fawks> yeesh
13:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7SbBZW39rw
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ronnie James Dio - Holy Diver (Feb 28, 2011) 5:52 - Category: Music - 28,137 - 183 likes (98.4%), 3 dislikes (1.6%)
13:00 <The_Baron> this is my guilty pleasure
13:00 <Mew> hold me closer holy diiiver
13:00 <The_Baron> it was his biggest single, and it's super cock rock cheese
13:00 <The_Baron> but I love it
13:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoK8DaJRDaM
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: きゃりーぱみゅぱみゅ - CANDY CANDY , Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - CANDY CANDY (Date not found) 3:56 - Category: Music - 20,721,761 - 71,864 likes (95%), 3,781 dislikes (5%)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> covered by Killswitch Engage too
13:00 <Doodle> best
13:00 <Doodle> has a singing onion
13:00 <Nikky`> sssh
13:00 <TheRon> quiet you
13:00 <Nikky`> You be quiet
13:00 <Max^Power> oi you
14:00 <Doodle> and big toast
14:00 <fawks> rofl
14:00 <Mew> does it have the leek?
14:00 <fawks> a minute in and im bored and there isnt even any singing
14:00 <Mew> leek spin
14:00 <The_Baron> oh I do have another song I usually wouldn't admit to.
14:00 <Doodle> lol no leek
14:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1wnE4vF9CQ4
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Leek Spin (Sep 25, 2006) 2:14 - Category: Entertainment - 5,929,395 - 27,001 likes (96.5%), 991 dislikes (3.5%)
14:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fish Heads - Barnes and Barnes (1979) (Aug 12, 2008) 4:43 - Category: Music - 1,058,114 - 4,965 likes (95.4%), 239 dislikes (4.6%)
14:00 <The_Baron> sing along if u know the words!
14:00 <TheRon> all nice and peaceful till you showed up
14:00 <Nikky`> Yeah till you showed up Max^Power
14:00 <Max^Power> :D
14:00 <Max^Power> how u been Nikky`?
14:00 <Nikky`> I been great, you?
14:00 <Max^Power> fantastic!
14:00 <Max^Power> brb
14:00 <TheRon> watching the game this arvo?
15:00 <The_Baron> this would be in the category of weird as well I suppose
15:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBvUyObXQ8M
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - - -
15:00 <fawks> :D
15:00 <fawks> what
15:00 <fawks> why void
15:00 <Nikky`> I believe it might be on when I be napping
15:00 <TheRon> damn
15:00 <Nikky`> And we know napping is more important
15:00 <TheRon> nah, footy is
15:00 <Nikky`> Nah
16:00 <Discordia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4kXMvhgF3w
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE BACK HORN - 閉ざされた世界 (Jul 8, 2010) 5:08 - Category: Music - 1,469,248 - 3,268 likes (97.6%), 79 dislikes (2.4%)
16:00 <Mew> its not its just BlackDevils massive vagina getting in the way
16:00 <fawks> oh
16:00 <TheRon> i love the smell of fresh baked bead
16:00 <TheRon> bread
16:00 <TheRon> needed the bread to soak up the lamb shank sauce
17:00 <fawks> luv dis song
17:00 <Mew> dododo dodododo
17:00 <TheRon> my favourite song is playing
17:00 <TheRon> rolling stones - under my thumb
18:00 <Nikky`> I got roast lamb for tomorrow
18:00 <Nikky`> nomnom
19:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s&feature=kp
19:00 <fawks> :')
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Cranberries - Linger (Jun 16, 2009) 4:36 - Category: Music - 44,826,063 - 138,615 likes (98.4%), 2,271 dislikes (1.6%)
19:00 <The_Baron> thought it was gonna be some kawaii crap
19:00 <The_Baron> but this aint too bad
19:00 <Mew> kawaiiii
20:00 <The_Baron> can't stand that shit
20:00 <Mew> ebay search: kawaii price low>high
20:00 <The_Baron> 15 yo slutty asians with high pitched voices singing along to session musician backing 
20:00 <Mew> best ever
20:00 <fawks> like babymetal
20:00 <fawks> lol
20:00 <TheRon> the port v  bulldogs game is over
21:00 <The_Baron> yes like baby metal
21:00 <Mew> oh is it a music style too?
21:00 <The_Baron> in a way
21:00 <Mew> i thought it just meant cute
21:00 <The_Baron> it covers many genres
21:00 <Mew> for things and people
21:00 <The_Baron> but seems to all have one thing in common
21:00 <Mew> does it?
21:00 <The_Baron> barely pubescent sluts singing along to super cheesey music
21:00 <TheRon> Ah, look at all the lonely people Ah, look at all the lonely people  Eleanor Rigby picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been Lives in a dream Waits at the window, wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door Who is it for?
22:00 <Mew> wow kawaii is massif
22:00 <The_Baron> wether it be cheesey gabba or cheesey metal pop fusion
22:00 <Discordia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SBeE-35PDY
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [HD] Qualia - UVERworld (Live) [English subs + Karaoke] (Date not found) 4:36 - Category: Entertainment - 6,499 - 36 likes (97.3%), 1 dislikes (2.7%)
22:00 <fawks> mew: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: BABYMETAL - メギツネ - MEGITSUNE (Full ver.) (Date not found) 4:11 - Category: Music - 6,128,909 - 61,649 likes (97.5%), 1,613 dislikes (2.5%)
23:00 <The_Baron> I discovered my hatred for Kawaii when I went to a Neko Nation party
23:00 <The_Baron> good lord
24:00 <fawks> babymetal are cute as fuck ktho
24:00 <Mew> LOL fawks wtf
24:00 <Mew> so kawaii
24:00 <fawks> lol
24:00 <The_Baron> yeah but they are also goddamn annoying
24:00 <fawks> theyre opening for gaga lol
24:00 <fawks> ge khrifuhgojnesfig
24:00 <Mew> lmfao!
25:00 <Mew> in aus?
25:00 <fawks> US
25:00 <Mew> dayum
25:00 <The_Baron> http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/07-23-04-albums/SmileyPonderosa.jpg
25:00 <The_Baron> this sums up most jay pop and kawaii for me
25:00 <Mew> they should open for miley too
25:00 <Mew> seeing as miley opens for everyone
25:00 <TheRon> Sittin' in the morning sun I'll be sittin' when the evening comes Watching the ships roll in Then I watch them roll away again, yeah
25:00 <TheRon> the tigers were valiant last night, swans played shit
26:00 <The_Baron> she certainly opened something for Robin Thicke
26:00 <Mew> copped it Thicke that night
26:00 <FredFlinstone> I keep on saying you only play as good as your oppostion lets you
26:00 <FredFlinstone> richmond played well 
26:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt let the swans bash them
27:00 <Mew> old hemsy wouldve cried himself to sleep listening to the killers
27:00 <TheRon> to be honest i stopped watching when the swans got in front
27:00 <FredFlinstone> wasnt much in it
27:00 <FredFlinstone> yuo are just pissed off still cos Richmond played better against them than yuor crappy team
28:00 <The_Baron> http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/07-23-04-albums/DJTanner.jpg
28:00 <The_Baron> LOL
28:00 <faux> Chris is the hottest hemsworth methinjs
28:00 <faux> Methinks*
28:00 <TheRon> not at all
28:00 <FredFlinstone> you are so
28:00 <TheRon> are not
28:00 <FredFlinstone> soon as yuo said Sydney played crap
28:00 <FredFlinstone> you say that about Geelong all the time
28:00 <TheRon> but they did
28:00 <FredFlinstone> cos richmond made them
28:00 <FredFlinstone> give credit where its due ffs
28:00 <TheRon> we all have our down weeks
29:00 <Mew> yeah liams face annoys me
29:00 <Mew> he looks grumpy or something
29:00 <faux> Haha
29:00 <Mew> probably because miley disgraced him
29:00 <faux> DO YA HAVTEW DO YA HAVTEW LET ET LINGURRR
29:00 <Mew> SadLiam.jpg
29:00 <faux> her instagram is quite entertaining 
29:00 <faux> lmao
29:00 <FredFlinstone> geelong has one every week
29:00 <TheRon> i did, i said richmond was valiant
29:00 <FredFlinstone> cos they are better than sliced bread
29:00 <TheRon> yeah and
29:00 <FredFlinstone> yes well then you put them down by saying Sydney played shit
29:00 <TheRon> and that was true
29:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ffs
30:00 <faux> yew noe ahm such a fewl fer yewww
30:00 <faux> Yew got me wrapped around yer fingururur
30:00 <faux> I love this song 
30:00 <TheRon> ok they didn't play at their best, is that alright
31:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yaNUTX1xa_c&feature=kp
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tripping Balls - Hot Rod (Jul 30, 2010) 1:02 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 147,288 - 125 likes (92.6%), 10 dislikes (7.4%)
31:00 <FredFlinstone> because?
31:00 <TheRon> they weren't switched on at the start and richmond took advantage
31:00 <FredFlinstone> ans therefore
31:00 <FredFlinstone> Richmond played well
31:00 <TheRon> the swans played like shit
31:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate friggin Richmond but I give credit to them
32:00 <fawks> lool
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I enjoyed the match
32:00 <FredFlinstone> omg there you go again
32:00 <TheRon> what?
32:00 <FredFlinstone> they were bloody trying as hard as they could
32:00 <TheRon> i said they were valiant
32:00 <FredFlinstone> but took them all match to get there
32:00 <FredFlinstone> oh what a compliment
33:00 <The_Baron> instagram and tumblr...jesus christ are there not enough platforms in which to share all ur shitty pics?
33:00 <TheRon> it is
33:00 <InnaNuttButterMother> fat
33:00 <InnaNuttButterMother> and
33:00 <InnaNuttButterMother> skinny
33:00 <InnaNuttButterMother> wnet to bed
33:00 <InnaNuttButterMother> fat rolled over
33:00 <InnaNuttButterMother> and skinny was dead!
33:00 <TheRon> just like the western bulldogs have been valiant
33:00 <FredFlinstone> they won!
34:00 <fawks>  me irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10459913_698447773604220_4364162220765613366_n.jpg
34:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PQf7vGBYxz4
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hot Rod forest dance scene (Jun 19, 2011) 2:10 - Category: Comedy - 401,775 - 1,896 likes (98.2%), 35 dislikes (1.8%)
34:00 <Serenity> me irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10459913_698447773604220_4364162220765613366_n.jpg
34:00 <FredFlinstone> beat the arseholes
34:00 <TheRon> not that game i'm watching
34:00 <FredFlinstone> i have just got home
34:00 <TheRon> port by 32
34:00 <FredFlinstone> who are they playing>
34:00 <FredFlinstone> oh well the ladder leaders
34:00 <TheRon> the buldoogs look good for a while\
35:00 <Serenity> OMG SNAP
35:00 <fawks> rofl
35:00 <fawks> someone commented saying "is that chow mein hanging down her neck"
35:00 <fawks> rrrrrrrrofl
35:00 <Serenity> omg lol
35:00 <Serenity> it looks like spew
35:00 <fawks> lmao
35:00 <FredFlinstone> Collinghsit are over rated anyway
35:00 <TheRon> do you wanna know the hawks colll score?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> the top 3 are freo port and sydney
35:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
35:00 <TheRon> freo and swans grand final
35:00 <FredFlinstone> hawks have had a lot of injuries
36:00 <fawks> jrgeiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiger dying
36:00 <fawks> omg
36:00 <fawks> ive avoided this lecture for too long
36:00 <fawks> thats it
36:00 <fawks> im going to do 10 mins at a time
36:00 <fawks> lol
36:00 <fawks>  brb in 5.
36:00 <FredFlinstone> and very hard to come back the next year
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I think you might be right there
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I fancy freo for the flag
38:00 <fawks> sez check your whatsapp in a min
38:00 <fawks> im recording you something
39:00 <Serenity> k
39:00 <TheRon> I see the bad moon arising. I see trouble on the way. I see earthquakes and lightning. I see bad times today.…  
39:00 <FredFlinstone> was a good day today
40:00 <Serenity> omg
40:00 <Serenity> i want to stab him
40:00 <fawks> ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuck
40:00 <Serenity> JUST TALK
40:00 <fawks> I KNOW
40:00 <FredFlinstone> went to my 4WD expo
40:00 <TheRon> yeah?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
40:00 <TheRon> ah yeah so you said
40:00 <FredFlinstone> learn little bits
40:00 <FredFlinstone> so many things I want lol
40:00 <TheRon> seen any good car fridges?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes
40:00 <FredFlinstone> heaps there
41:00 <Serenity> he sounds like pieter btw
41:00 <fawks> IVE LISTENED TO 12 MINUTES IN THE PAST 3 DAYS
41:00 <fawks> i canttttttttttttttttttttttttttt deal
41:00 <fawks> uh uh uh uh uh 
41:00 <Serenity> imagine him saying used to be a fucken pineapple
41:00 <fawks> um uh uh um uh 
41:00 <fawks> LMAO
41:00 <FredFlinstone> you mean powered ones?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> as in real
41:00 <TheRon> car fridge is so important when fishing
41:00 <FredFlinstone> waeco
41:00 <FredFlinstone> engle
41:00 <FredFlinstone> young chicks in high heels
41:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
41:00 <FredFlinstone> tits out on parade
42:00 <TheRon> nice
42:00 <FredFlinstone> lots of camper trailers
42:00 <FredFlinstone> wasnt as big as I thought it would be
42:00 <FredFlinstone> but good
42:00 <TheRon> if you said tits out i would've joined you
42:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
42:00 <FredFlinstone> they must have been cold
42:00 <FredFlinstone> the wind was a bit strong
42:00 <TheRon> take an eye out
43:00 <FredFlinstone> nearly 
43:00 <FredFlinstone> they got a lot of looks
43:00 <FredFlinstone> had hot pants on
43:00 <TheRon> and what exactly did that have to do with 4wd?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
43:00 <FredFlinstone> but they were there
44:00 <Serenity> http://hizi007.mobilelikez.com/celebritynews/24-famous-people-who-couldnt-stop-eating-and-got-fat/?uid=hizi007
44:00 <Serenity> this thing is more like
44:00 <Serenity> 24 famous super skinny people who now look normal
44:00 <Discordia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHic8R-zc8c
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bright Eyes- At the bottom of everything (intro included) (May 23, 2006) 4:37 - Category: Music - 148,378 - 454 likes (95%), 24 dislikes (5%)
44:00 <TheRon> i'm not complaining
44:00 <FredFlinstone> nor was I
44:00 <FredFlinstone> had a fishing part too
44:00 <TheRon> something for everybody
44:00 <FredFlinstone> there was
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I sait through a couple of seminars
44:00 <TheRon> where was the expo?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> sat
44:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
44:00 <FredFlinstone> they had 5 experts for questions
45:00 <TheRon> and the leyland brothers
45:00 <FredFlinstone> no lol
45:00 <FredFlinstone> not that I will be doing extreme 4WD 
45:00 <FredFlinstone> but I know now what I need to get next
46:00 <FredFlinstone> which I already knew
46:00 <TheRon> 4wd around the vic highlands?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> yes eventually
46:00 <FredFlinstone> all over Australia
46:00 <FredFlinstone> up the east coast first
47:00 <FredFlinstone> then Tassie
47:00 <FredFlinstone> love tassie
47:00 <TheRon> new zealnd?
47:00 <FredFlinstone> no
47:00 <FredFlinstone> you cant take your car there
47:00 <TheRon> i'm sure there's a way
48:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe I dont know
48:00 <FredFlinstone> would be nice
48:00 <FredFlinstone> all that cool climate wine
48:00 <FredFlinstone> horsees
48:00 <FredFlinstone> and food
48:00 <FredFlinstone> yummy
48:00 <TheRon> lamb
48:00 <FredFlinstone> that too
48:00 <FredFlinstone> we got it here though
49:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-xTGrfs5TXM
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: War - Low Rider (HQ Audio) (Oct 14, 2009) 0 - Category: Education - 2,220,828 - 14,046 likes (98.6%), 195 dislikes (1.4%)
49:00 <TheRon> the hot springs of rotarua?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> and yu cant beat King Island produce
49:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
49:00 <FredFlinstone> all of it
49:00 <FredFlinstone> I need to see OZ first
49:00 <TheRon> mum and dad spent a week on one of the bass strait islands
49:00 <FredFlinstone> not seen much of it
49:00 <FredFlinstone> liked it?
50:00 <fawks> omg
50:00 <fawks> thankg od 
50:00 <fawks> his part of the lelcture is over
50:00 <TheRon> loved it
50:00 <FredFlinstone> i bet
50:00 <FredFlinstone> its nice to get away
50:00 <FredFlinstone> and its not that far
50:00 <FredFlinstone> how many hours on a plane?
50:00 <TheRon> 90 mins or something
50:00 <FredFlinstone> fark nothing
51:00 <FredFlinstone> closer than Coolangatta
51:00 <FredFlinstone> we going there in a few weeks
51:00 <FredFlinstone> Noosa first
51:00 <TheRon> my uncle is on the gold coast at the moment just to watch the footy
52:00 <fawks> lol
52:00 <fawks> What constitutes normal acceptable sexuality has been central in popular debates because these boundaries shift with time and social milieu. Sexuality, gender and sex roles are closely-intertwined and key aspects of people's notions of self (note: if, for some reason, you are not comfortable with the scholarly study of sex and the Internet, you may focus on online dating and relationships 
52:00 <fawks> instead).
52:00 <FredFlinstone> cool
52:00 <FredFlinstone> dont particularly like Surfers though
53:00 <FredFlinstone> looks like we are the only two alive here
53:00 <TheRon> the furthest i've been is fiji when i was 3
53:00 <FredFlinstone> I been to Bali thats it
53:00 <TheRon> so dead
53:00 <FredFlinstone> was primitive when I went
54:00 <FredFlinstone> was fun
54:00 <FredFlinstone> but
54:00 <TheRon> usually i mention boobs two or three times and people speak up
54:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
54:00 <FredFlinstone> BOOBS!
54:00 <FredFlinstone> now you
54:00 <FredFlinstone> norgs?
54:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!
54:00 <FredFlinstone> titties
54:00 <TheRon> TITS!
54:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
54:00 <TheRon> MELONS!
54:00 <FredFlinstone> noght response
54:00 <TheRon> nothing
54:00 <FredFlinstone> nup
55:00 <Doodle> hot
55:00 <FredFlinstone> mail exchange tomorrow WOOT
55:00 <TheRon> arvo session?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> watch the footy forst
55:00 <FredFlinstone> but dunno about drinking
55:00 <TheRon> no frothies?
55:00 <FredFlinstone> havent had one since last saturday
55:00 <FredFlinstone> gone off beer lately
55:00 <FredFlinstone> might have one
55:00 <TheRon> have a squires
56:00 <FredFlinstone> I usaully have an Asahi
56:00 <FredFlinstone> light
56:00 <FredFlinstone> easy going down
56:00 <FredFlinstone> and I like the glass its in :)
56:00 <TheRon> i like pints
56:00 <FredFlinstone> squires is nice too
56:00 <FredFlinstone> too much
57:00 <FredFlinstone> pot is fine for me
57:00 <TheRon> get me a bucket
57:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
57:00 <FredFlinstone> can I ask a question?
57:00 <TheRon> no
57:00 <FredFlinstone> Do you luuuuuuuvvvv beeerr???????
57:00 <TheRon> yes!
57:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao 
57:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno why I thought that
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I do like wine
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I do like scotch
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I do like beer too
58:00 <TheRon> the trouble with loading up before the footy, you want more at the footy but it's expensive and that carlton mid crap
58:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
58:00 <TheRon> i love scotch
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont drink at the footy
58:00 <FredFlinstone> thats piss 
59:00 <FredFlinstone> all frothy and warm
59:00 <TheRon> it's mid watered down
59:00 <FredFlinstone> yuck!
59:00 <FredFlinstone> and in plastic
59:00 <FredFlinstone> nothing worse
59:00 <TheRon> at the tennis warm heinekin is the worst
59:00 <FredFlinstone> rather drink my own piss
59:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
59:00 <TheRon> sometimes you think you are
59:00 <FredFlinstone> dont like that shit anyway
59:00 <FredFlinstone> true
00:00 <FredFlinstone> that and Becks
00:00 <FredFlinstone> yuck
00:00 <FredFlinstone> taste the same
00:00 <TheRon> becks make me chuck
00:00 <FredFlinstone> its got that after taste like Heineken
00:00 <FredFlinstone> dead dogs dinger
01:00 <FredFlinstone> did you find out who Carl was?
01:00 <TheRon> fucking tennis, 42 degrees on court 2, get a beer and come back to my seat its alright boiling
01:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
01:00 <TheRon> no idea
01:00 <FredFlinstone> I gave the tennis up years ago
02:00 <FredFlinstone> too many people and cater for corporate and fuck the pubics
02:00 <TheRon> i used to find the sun screen girls and get lathered up
02:00 <FredFlinstone> yuo would be befero you got there
02:00 <TheRon> not the reason i get lathered up
03:00 <FredFlinstone> wimbledon starts monday woohoo
03:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
03:00 <FredFlinstone> you friggin idol was on the footy last night
03:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi what he was doing there
03:00 <TheRon> who was that?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> that grid iron dick
04:00 <TheRon> ben graham?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> and Tom the fuck head interviewed him
04:00 <FredFlinstone> nah the black guy
04:00 <TheRon> oh yeah reggie whats his face
04:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it!!
04:00 <TheRon> sydney must have another nfl game on
04:00 <FredFlinstone> got nothing to do with AFL
05:00 <Serenity> focus on irc relationships
05:00 <Serenity> that would be healthy
05:00 <FredFlinstone> just cos Tom fuck head is a fan
05:00 <TheRon> tom has an american wife or something
05:00 <FredFlinstone> Bruce was off his fuckin tree last nigth too
05:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
06:00 <Ana_Ng> what is a non-irc relationship like?
06:00 <ShadowLurker> of course they are
06:00 <TheRon> he has an appreciation for the nfl
06:00 <FredFlinstone> yes we know
06:00 <FredFlinstone> we dont care
07:00 <Serenity> functionsl
07:00 <Serenity> functional
07:00 <TheRon> i think i saw simba in the crowd at the port game
07:00 <TheRon> he's the one with teeth
07:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
07:00 <FredFlinstone> Port supportes are feral
07:00 <TheRon> oh yeah
07:00 <FredFlinstone> just like the Crows
08:00 <Doodle> i prefer irc relationships cos you can switch them off
08:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
08:00 <Serenity> thats why we're irc friends Doodle
08:00 <Serenity> so i can turn you on.
08:00 <FredFlinstone> its disgusting ther
08:00 <FredFlinstone> it reminds me of Victoria Park
08:00 <FredFlinstone> bloody foul
08:00 <TheRon> adelaide oval is immaculate
08:00 <FredFlinstone> the ground is magnificent
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I am talking about the supporters
08:00 <TheRon> i know
09:00 <Doodle> re00ww
09:00 <Serenity> heeeeeheheh
09:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
09:00 <ShadowLurker> its only when she feels like some Doodle
09:00 <FredFlinstone> they are a disgrace
09:00 <FredFlinstone> they might even be worse than Collingshit
09:00 <FredFlinstone> they constantly Boo every decision
10:00 <FredFlinstone> see the umps hav gone back to the usual
10:00 <FredFlinstone> only took one week
10:00 <FredFlinstone> wait wait wait then ping some prick on the bottom who has 10 players on him
11:00 <fawks> YEW NOE AHM SUCH A FEWL FER YEWWWWWWWWWWWW
11:00 <fawks> yew got me wrapped around yer fingurrrrrrururrrr
11:00 <fawks> do yew havto do yew havto let it linguuuuuurrr
11:00 <TheRon> yep
11:00 <FredFlinstone> I saw one last night his arms were free no contact with the ball
11:00 <FredFlinstone> and then fuck me holding the ball
11:00 <TheRon> the rule is pretty simple really
12:00 <Doodle> ty for that dolores o'riordan
12:00 <FredFlinstone> nah it isnt
12:00 <TheRon> umpires just over complicate it
12:00 <FredFlinstone> its never the same
12:00 <FredFlinstone> aLways a diff decision
12:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate the rule
12:00 <FredFlinstone> and so many throws OMFG
12:00 <TheRon> you can just drop it now
13:00 <FredFlinstone> getting worse
13:00 <FredFlinstone> all the time
13:00 <FredFlinstone> may as well say you can throw it
13:00 <FredFlinstone> not many can handball anyway
13:00 <FredFlinstone> they cant
13:00 <FredFlinstone> never taught
14:00 <FredFlinstone> should get Greg Williams to teach em
14:00 <FredFlinstone> omg he was perfection
14:00 <TheRon> slow as but had all the time in the world
14:00 <FredFlinstone> yes knew where everyone was
14:00 <FredFlinstone> how many times did he get on his own?
15:00 <TheRon> no one was ever on him
15:00 <FredFlinstone> they were
15:00 <FredFlinstone> he got hammered a few times
15:00 <FredFlinstone> but he fixed em up in the end lol
15:00 <TheRon> williams 5 in the grand final against the cats show how good the man was
15:00 <FredFlinstone> he was magin
16:00 <fawks> LOL
16:00 <fawks> Cybersex, where people engage in mutual and simultaneous stimulation via Internet communications, was initially introduced via IRC and MUDs and is now something that occurs in different forms of Internet communication. Cybersex highlights the problem with making too strict a distinction between the virtual and online, our bodies and mind.
16:00 <FredFlinstone> magic
16:00 <FredFlinstone> and carlton rejected him first lol
16:00 <FredFlinstone> still must have the same recruiters
16:00 <TheRon> he was a geelong man at the start
16:00 <FredFlinstone> as i sais
16:00 <FredFlinstone> said
17:00 <FredFlinstone> 'carlton rejected him first
17:00 <FredFlinstone> then Geelong picked him up
17:00 <FredFlinstone> then sydney
17:00 <FredFlinstone> then back to carlton
17:00 <TheRon> lasted 2 seasons i think
17:00 <FredFlinstone> 3
17:00 <TheRon> there you go
17:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe 4
18:00 <FredFlinstone> 1993 was his first
18:00 <FredFlinstone> as he did nothing in that GF
18:00 <FredFlinstone> at least 4
18:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe 5
19:00 <FredFlinstone> six lol
19:00 <FredFlinstone> 1992 was his first I stand corrected
19:00 <TheRon> i just wiki greg williams
20:00 <Serenity> haha
20:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
20:00 <TheRon> round 1 in 1984 for geelong picked up 38 and three brownlow votes
20:00 <FredFlinstone> and had over 40 in one match at Carlton and got none
21:00 <FredFlinstone> cost him another brownlow
21:00 <FredFlinstone> not that I care
21:00 <FredFlinstone> he only played 34 games with Geelong
22:00 <TheRon> no cheap posessions in those days
22:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
22:00 <FredFlinstone> none of this bullshit play
23:00 <TheRon> not bad for a guy that couldn't run
23:00 <FredFlinstone> he wuldnt even get in the draft these days which is bullshit
23:00 <FredFlinstone> leigh mathews wouldnt either
23:00 <TheRon> sam mitchell is the only one i can think of that's similar
24:00 <Rak> Happy Friday! :D
24:00 <FredFlinstone> cant pass all those stupid tests
24:00 <FredFlinstone> mitchell is faster
24:00 <FredFlinstone> but close
24:00 <TheRon> maybe bartel
24:00 <FredFlinstone> I wouldnt call him slow
25:00 <TheRon> he ain't quick
25:00 <FredFlinstone> not slow though
25:00 <Max^Power> Moo
25:00 <FredFlinstone> too much empahsis placed on speed these days
25:00 <TheRon> if you can read the play you can away with it
26:00 <FredFlinstone> if you aint where the ball is means shit
26:00 <FredFlinstone> lots of playeys cant read the play
26:00 <FredFlinstone> they have nfi
26:00 <FredFlinstone> I know someone who is as slow as williams
26:00 <FredFlinstone> he plays for the same team lol
26:00 <TheRon> pendles?
26:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
27:00 <TheRon> brock?
27:00 <FredFlinstone> the same tean
27:00 <FredFlinstone> thats it!
27:00 <FredFlinstone> he is fuckin slow!
27:00 <FredFlinstone> two broken legs
27:00 <TheRon> fuck me schultz kicked 8
27:00 <FredFlinstone> pass
27:00 <TheRon> merely an expression not an invitation
27:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
28:00 <TheRon> you like slow cooked lamb shanks?
28:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck
29:00 <TheRon> fridge trip be back
29:00 <FredFlinstone> with lots of barley
30:00 <TheRon> vegies tomato and stock
31:00 <stebie> \m/
31:00 <stebie> celebrating already
31:00 <stebie> <m/
31:00 <stebie> \m>
31:00 <erlich> http://aplus.com/a/man-jumps-into-river-saves-animal
31:00 <TheRon> celebrating what?
31:00 <stebie> TGIF
31:00 <FredFlinstone> no tomato
31:00 <FredFlinstone> herbs
31:00 <TheRon> no?
31:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
31:00 <TheRon> yeah herbs
31:00 <FredFlinstone> prefer without
31:00 <FredFlinstone> grated carrots and spuds
31:00 <FredFlinstone> celery
31:00 <FredFlinstone> onion
31:00 <FredFlinstone> turnip
31:00 <TheRon> a 90 cents soup pack?
31:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
32:00 <erlich> Putin saves the day
32:00 <TheRon> ah yes
32:00 <Serenity> mmmm friday
32:00 <TheRon> i'm celebrating australia's world cup campaign
32:00 <TheRon> vegies all diced up
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I put in some vegie stock cubes
32:00 <TheRon> i find vegie stock too sweet
32:00 <FredFlinstone> nah I dont
32:00 <TheRon> i used chicken stock
32:00 <FredFlinstone> lots of pepper
32:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
32:00 <TheRon> oh yes the pepper
32:00 <FredFlinstone> chicken with lamb? yuck
33:00 <TheRon> australia has score 3 more goals han i thought they would
33:00 <Rak> hahaha
33:00 <TheRon> beef stock is too over the top
33:00 <FredFlinstone> one cube is fine
33:00 <FredFlinstone> its in a big pot
33:00 <TheRon> the slow cookers
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I use a stock pot
33:00 <FredFlinstone> cook for at least 3 hours
33:00 <FredFlinstone> better then next day
33:00 <FredFlinstone> cook again
33:00 <TheRon> had mine on since 10.30\
34:00 <TheRon> don't bring me down
34:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yeah same result
34:00 <FredFlinstone> when i go away I am getting a dream pot
34:00 <FredFlinstone> its a thermal cooker leave it on for hours
34:00 <TheRon> deream pot?
34:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
34:00 <TheRon> nice
34:00 <FredFlinstone> cook it for a few mintues then leave it
34:00 <FredFlinstone> reatins the heat
35:00 <FredFlinstone> doesnt use any power
35:00 <FredFlinstone> works like a slow cooker
35:00 <TheRon> wow
35:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah they are fantastic
35:00 <TheRon> 4wd expo?
35:00 <FredFlinstone> not cheap though
35:00 <FredFlinstone> they were there
35:00 <FredFlinstone> but I knew about em before
36:00 <Ana_Ng> i bet he's never heard that
36:00 <TheRon> i bet he hasn't
36:00 <FredFlinstone> checked em out at the Caravan and camping show earlier in year
36:00 <TheRon> hooters girls at that one?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> there are few brands out there
36:00 <FredFlinstone> no lol
37:00 <TheRon> the game is about to start
38:00 <TheRon> i think saemon is looking into a medical degree for the easy access to drugs
38:00 <TheRon> can you pronounce kolodasnij?
39:00 <Serenity> some drugs would help that guy
39:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
39:00 <TheRon> i didn't spell it right
40:00 <TheRon> the back pocket for the suns
40:00 <FredFlinstone> stil nfi
42:00 <FredFlinstone> still havent got my antenna connection in here yet
42:00 <FredFlinstone> shits me
42:00 <TheRon> damn
42:00 <FredFlinstone> sparky been busy for months
43:00 <TheRon> he should make time for you damn it
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
43:00 <FredFlinstone> wifes fault
44:00 <TheRon> always the wife
44:00 <FredFlinstone> she has one where I had my comp
44:00 <FredFlinstone> it is!
44:00 <FredFlinstone> was nothing in the bedroom
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I am even using wifi
44:00 <FredFlinstone> not even a plug
44:00 <FredFlinstone> using an extension lead
44:00 <FredFlinstone> cant plug eveything in
45:00 <doctor> Too much responsibility with being a doctor, get no life of your own
46:00 <TheRon> what about dr oz?
47:00 <milk> well basically in the FIFAWC2014 it's unlikely .au will get the wooden spoon....
48:00 <TheRon> geelong isn't htting targets
49:00 <Rak> dr who seems to make a good go of it
49:00 <TheRon> the doctor of thugonomics
49:00 <Ana_Ng> it's sad that people are stupid enough to watch his program
49:00 <Ana_Ng> let alone believe any of it
50:00 <TheRon> flexible 
50:00 <FredFlinstone> ooerrrr
50:00 <TheRon> shane kersten, first kick first goal
51:00 <TheRon> the tigers are gonna get killed
51:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqcLjcSloXs
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Highlander - "There Can Be Only One" (Date not found) 0:14 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 105,399 - 168 likes (96.6%), 6 dislikes (3.4%)
51:00 <FredFlinstone> good! hopefully that will be the seed to get rid of that prick
51:00 <TheRon> you hate hardwick so much
51:00 <TheRon> first game
52:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-0/10153220_10152501785737608_5914406711427198795_n.jpg
52:00 <FredFlinstone> as much as I hate that prick who resides in QLD
53:00 <TheRon> jono brown?
53:00 <FredFlinstone> got my last additions to my car today, well for the moment :)
53:00 <FredFlinstone> no 
53:00 <FredFlinstone> Bruce
53:00 <TheRon> ah yes
53:00 <TheRon> and the new carlton puppet i mean president
53:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
53:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe lets not judge yet
54:00 <FredFlinstone> he might not be there for long
00:00 <couleurs> Go ThE SoCcErOnS
01:00 <TheRon> go liechtenstein
01:00 <TheRon> go cats
02:00 <couleurs> go deas
03:00 <condomsPLZ> go puppykittens
03:00 <condomsPLZ> best band ever!
04:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
05:00 <TheRon> it's something unpredictable in the end is right, i hope you had the time of your life
07:00 <TheRon> corey enright is a leagend
07:00 <TheRon> legend
07:00 <TheRon> nintendo wii!!!
08:00 <TheRon> yes go cats!!
09:00 <simba> FredFlinstone u dont know anything about our supporters ok 
10:00 <TheRon> whats the difference between and adelaide supporter and a port adelaide one?
10:00 <TheRon> adelaide supporters have teeth
10:00 <simba> if only u knew...
11:00 <simba> the crows have always had the brainless feral fans they dont know a thing about the game
12:00 <TheRon> fox footy the greatest channel on earth apparently
13:00 <simba> geelong r playing right now??
13:00 <TheRon> yes!
13:00 <TheRon> 2 goals up at qtr time
13:00 <simba> i tipped the suns
13:00 <TheRon> wise move but we'll see
14:00 <TheRon> shane kersten has kicked 2 already
14:00 <TheRon> 39 for geelong
15:00 <TheRon> first game, first kick, first goal
15:00 <simba> shane the kiity can
16:00 <simba> kity cat
16:00 <TheRon> very good
16:00 <TheRon> my god the chief is getting big
17:00 <condomsPLZ> Puppy4!!!!
17:00 <condomsPLZ> ronnies
18:00 <condomsPLZ> piss on my laptop man its goin nuts man
18:00 <TheRon> .........riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
18:00 <couleurs> useing my ps4 as irc machine it rokcs just typed this with me controller
19:00 <TheRon> wd
19:00 <couleurs> thank u
19:00 <MrMark> boooo
19:00 <TheRon> couleurs what would one night of passion with tim cahill be like?
20:00 <TheRon> i mean i'd go there
20:00 <couleurs> ...
20:00 <condomsPLZ> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDdbzum8ClI
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2PAC- R U Still Down? (Remember Me) (Nov 20, 2007) 4:16 - Category: Music - 2,220,693 - 5,592 likes (98.8%), 69 dislikes (1.2%)
20:00 <condomsPLZ> oop
21:00 <condomsPLZ> wrong wt who cares
21:00 <TheRon> cahill and joel selwood are the only two i'd turn for
21:00 <condomsPLZ> had some sick sechhhhhhhwanwan then
21:00 <condomsPLZ> "He like monkey drug dealer"
22:00 <couleurs> they're all gay
22:00 <simba> TheFag
22:00 <TheRon> simba said he'd turn for travis boak
23:00 <simba> in ur dreams
24:00 <TheRon> oh sorry it's chad wingard
24:00 <TheRon> my mistake
24:00 <simba> in ur dreams
24:00 <TheRon> in yours
24:00 <simba> its ur fantasy
24:00 <TheRon> a wingard boak sandwich?
25:00 <simba> no
25:00 <TheRon> do you support your team or don't you?
26:00 <simba> im not gay ok
26:00 <TheRon> didn't say you wre
27:00 <simba> GoOD
29:00 <TheRon> hawthorn won
31:00 <Serenity> BASTARDS
32:00 <simba> good
32:00 <simba> hopefully hawkins has a quiet 1 and schulz will be leading da coleman
32:00 <simba> 8 goles
33:00 <TheRon> yeah saw that\
33:00 <TheRon> going to see the cats play the bulldogs
33:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwlC0QWxj88
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Flaming Lips-Free Radicals (Jun 29, 2009) 3:42 - Category: Music - 182,434 - 734 likes (98.5%), 11 dislikes (1.5%)
34:00 <TheRon> motlop is awesome
34:00 <simba> yea he rox
38:00 <TheRon> port and freo for the grand final?
40:00 <TheRon> i think it's sydney and freo
41:00 <milk> calling it early mate?
42:00 <TheRon> yeah
42:00 <milk> how does that work out for you?
42:00 <TheRon> it works good
42:00 <milk> my advice is stick to bumming little african boys and let the soldiers fight
43:00 <TheRon> always so positive
44:00 <milk> smart arse types what?
44:00 <clubsamwich> what's the conversation?
44:00 <TheRon> i dunno
45:00 <TheRon> milk wants to sahg little african boys
45:00 <TheRon> shag
45:00 <milk> preeze 
45:00 <clubsamwich> milk eh
45:00 <milk> I will scream recalcitrant till someone gives me a chocolate ice cream!
47:00 <TheRon> like the painting called the scream
47:00 <clubsamwich> damn it, i just burnt the tip of my thumb
47:00 <milk> yes it's time for Great Justice for the Recalcitrants
48:00 <milk> you just phone home 
48:00 <TheRon> damn it matthew come back, we'll hang shit it'll be great
49:00 <milk> orrrh norrr nolrrr re brawrz
50:00 <milk> re frace!
53:00 <TheRon> i named my horse your face
53:00 <TheRon> c'mon your face!
53:00 <clubsamwich> haha
54:00 <TheRon> joke so old it has cobwebs
54:00 <clubsamwich> i don't think so
54:00 <clubsamwich> i mean, it's old ...but it still has a place
55:00 <TheRon> just like the that's what she said jokes
55:00 <clubsamwich> yes
56:00 <milk> are you saying all the communist horses are named Ah So ?
56:00 <clubsamwich> haha
56:00 <clubsamwich> Ahh So
59:00 <couleurs> I Hate Manure!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
00:00 <TheRon> manure isn't so bad
00:00 <clubsamwich> i'll take your manure
00:00 <TheRon> when you split up i mean it's a ma and a nure, it's that bad a word
00:00 <clubsamwich> thanks, Georgie!
01:00 <TheRon> no worries
02:00 <clubsamwich> outside of that seinfeld line i've always thought manure was too softer word for animal shit
02:00 <clubsamwich> i mean, i know it's great for gardens, but that doesn't make it smell any nicer
03:00 <TheRon> i've emptied sheep shit from sheering sheds
03:00 <TheRon> i wouldn't
03:00 <clubsamwich> did you call it manure then?
03:00 <TheRon> i was more like, what the fuck is this shit
04:00 <clubsamwich> was it a shovel job or could you sweep it?
09:00 <milk> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=all+your+base+are+belong+to+us
14:00 <TheRon> go cats
20:00 <TheRon> hello
20:00 <simba> <milk> http://lmgtfy.com/?q=all+your+base+are+belong+to+us - yep welcome to 2003
22:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me i brash u irl
24:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!!
24:00 <TheRon> FiBa!!!!!]
25:00 <simba> FuBu!!!!!!!
25:00 <Matthew> SuNs!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD4YQplTYAk
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tensnake - Love Sublime ft. Nile Rodgers, Fiora (Date not found) 3:35 - Category: Music - 609,328 - 5,758 likes (97.6%), 143 dislikes (2.4%)
25:00 <couleurs> BooYerKaShEr
27:00 <couleurs> chelsy v bVb
27:00 <simba> go essenden and gold coest
28:00 <Matthew> DIXON
28:00 <couleurs> lol diego costa 
28:00 <Matthew> GOAL
28:00 <couleurs> fukc that bone head
29:00 <Matthew> I concur with simba
29:00 <TheRon> stfu
29:00 <Excessive> did u end up gettin ur thing simba?
30:00 <simba> nah havent been 2 the post office yet
30:00 <Excessive> k
31:00 <Excessive> it's at Glynde, u saw ye?!
33:00 <simba> o rly
33:00 <simba> how did it get out there
34:00 <Excessive> donno, I put on it C/O Walkerville Post Office
34:00 <Excessive> but the site says Glynde
35:00 <Excessive> when u look up the tracking number
35:00 <Matthew> Geelong underlining the ordinary form they're in... a big win over the Saints last week covering over the cracks
35:00 <Matthew> just snuck over the line against a dismal Carlton in the final minute & blown off the park by Sydney
35:00 <Matthew> now going to lose to the Suns
36:00 <TheRon> drugs!
36:00 <Serenity> http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_thing/872796.jpg
36:00 <Matthew> he is fucked
37:00 <couleurs> BvB
38:00 <Excessive> simba, mabbe ring em up with the tracking number and organise for it to be sent to Walkerville?
38:00 <TheRon> what has essendon done since their last premiership?
38:00 <simba> good thinking
38:00 <Matthew> stop focusing on past glories... look at the now & future
39:00 <Matthew> our history shits all over Geelong anyway from a great, great height
39:00 <TheRon> like 32 players being banned for drugs
39:00 <Matthew> can you name the players that are currently banned?
39:00 <Matthew> the ones that are ruled out from playing...
39:00 <TheRon> they will be
39:00 <Matthew> OH...
39:00 <Matthew> "they will be"
39:00 <Matthew> I see...
39:00 <simba> i smoke weed with gus monfries
40:00 <Matthew> I suppose from your one bedroom flat up there in the shithole that is Ballarat (and your lengthy time reading The Age website) gives you a huge insight into the goings on of Essendon & the ASADA investigation
40:00 <Matthew> well done, TheRon...
40:00 <TheRon> yep!
40:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <TheRon> all james hirds fault
41:00 <Matthew> "buttt... buttt... THEY WILL BE... I know NOTHING about what is going on behind the scenes and I know nothing about the law or the courts, but yep... THEY WILL BE just because I said so... and so did Caroline Wilson"
41:00 <Matthew> SUNS - GOAL
41:00 <Matthew> wooooooot
41:00 <TheRon> this is greatm wind him up and let him go
42:00 <Serenity> godddddddddd
42:00 <simba> the media tells australia exactly what and how to think
42:00 <condomsPLZ> fkn jew book
42:00 <Matthew> Geelong were 61-44 in front... they now trail 61-78
42:00 <Matthew> massive lolz
42:00 <simba> Christ.
43:00 <condomsPLZ> jonno can i tell u something later
43:00 <condomsPLZ> not my pov
43:00 <simba> no
43:00 <condomsPLZ> yer ok
43:00 <simba> theres only one n in jono ok
43:00 <condomsPLZ> sisters blood on fingers
43:00 <condomsPLZ> dont wanna know
43:00 <condomsPLZ> i get it
43:00 <simba> r u  still upset :~(
43:00 <Matthew> if Geelong was a sick dog... you'd just put him down
43:00 <condomsPLZ> no
43:00 <Matthew> too old, too slow, living off past glories
44:00 <condomsPLZ> i smelt blood fingaz
44:00 <Serenity> period blood?
44:00 <condomsPLZ> virgin blood
44:00 <condomsPLZ> fuck u jommo
44:00 <Serenity> hymen blood
44:00 <Serenity> yum
44:00 <condomsPLZ> haha
44:00 <condomsPLZ> :P
44:00 <Matthew> GOAL - SUNS
44:00 <condomsPLZ> SUCKAAAH
44:00 <condomsPLZ> i cri evertim!
45:00 <condomsPLZ> u inspired me man, know my brothers friends so i think it aint hard to get into your sis
45:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!
45:00 <condomsPLZ> and it wasnt
45:00 <condomsPLZ> so suck my dick bro.
45:00 <Serenity> whos sister are we fucking
45:00 <Serenity> is she hot?
45:00 <condomsPLZ> simbas
45:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wcdd0fmc9nk
45:00 <condomsPLZ> naw
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tina Arena - I Need Your Body (live at Studebakers, 1990) (Sep 9, 2007) 7:38 - Category: Music - 8,591 - 17 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
45:00 <Serenity> oh
46:00 <condomsPLZ> sezz we r guna
46:00 <Serenity> i didnt know he has a sister
46:00 <condomsPLZ> put on
46:00 <condomsPLZ> scream 2
46:00 <condomsPLZ> ye?
46:00 <condomsPLZ> 4?
46:00 <Serenity> go 2
46:00 <condomsPLZ> yesssssssss lots of ssss
46:00 <condomsPLZ> ima snake
46:00 <condomsPLZ> Jake the Muss
46:00 <condomsPLZ> Jake the fucking Snake
46:00 <Serenity> i might read that book again soon
47:00 <condomsPLZ> man
47:00 <condomsPLZ> i gotta buy american psycho again
47:00 <condomsPLZ> i miss that!
48:00 <condomsPLZ> the movie is good  but the book pwaor!
48:00 <Excessive> simba, unless they have some sort of distribution centre at Glynde and it was received there and then sent to Walkerville after ......... I doono/not sure, I guess u'd have to ring up and find out abt it
49:00 <couleurs> me 2
49:00 <condomsPLZ> dont stop him from his pursuit
49:00 <condomsPLZ> fat fuck needa know
49:00 <condomsPLZ> praise odin.
50:00 <couleurs> k
51:00 <milk> don't call us, we'll call you
52:00 <condomsPLZ> simba u dont suicide do you just coz my mate put his fingers in ur sister
52:00 <condomsPLZ> ???????????
52:00 <condomsPLZ> u inspired me
52:00 <condomsPLZ> :)
52:00 <condomsPLZ> told ya i wouldnt fuckin hit ya.
53:00 <couleurs> wut
56:00 <Matthew> 96-65
56:00 <spookyfingers> Matthew ur back
56:00 <couleurs> u wanna go me i brash u irl
56:00 <Matthew> yes stickyfingers
57:00 <spookyfingers> kewl mon!
57:00 <spookyfingers> how r ya
57:00 <Matthew> :D
57:00 <spookyfingers> :D xD
57:00 <Matthew> fab
57:00 <Matthew> you?
57:00 <simba> holy shit the suns
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <spookyfingers> priddyfarb!
57:00 <spookyfingers> waiting for pokerstars tourney
57:00 <Matthew> TheRon being a pussy... like his team... and escaping at the first sign of a loss
58:00 <simba> i tipped suns
58:00 <simba> gg
58:00 <simba> theyre 4 real
58:00 <spookyfingers> fuck up simba
58:00 <spookyfingers> jonno
58:00 <spookyfingers> ur so buddies with my brothers mates
58:00 <spookyfingers> satr
58:00 <spookyfingers> go out!
58:00 <spookyfingers> fat greek shit.
59:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/p3LLsdx
59:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA HA the next ship into harbour is called the "Rosco Lemon". 
59:00 <TheRon> with lemon
59:00 <spookyfingers> *sniffs fingers*
59:00 <spookyfingers> smells like virgin blood bro
00:00 <milk> food transport?
00:00 <milk> transporting lemon shirts?
00:00 <milk> hmmm
00:00 <spookyfingers> like second hand *sniff*
00:00 <spookyfingers> like a nice Merlot.
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <simba> this episodes going all weekend
00:00 <spookyfingers> say hi to ur sister 4 me
01:00 <milk> meh
01:00 <milk> I'm boiled
01:00 <milk> bbl
01:00 <spookyfingers> 4 JAKE!
01:00 <spookyfingers> Told ya i wont touch you
02:00 <simba> SUNS 
03:00 <Matthew> in a west end town in a dead end world... east end boys, west end girlssssss...
04:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvl91vYHiUI
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jungle - Time (Audio) (Date not found) 3:36 - Category: Music - 144,852 - 1,115 likes (99.2%), 9 dislikes (0.8%)
05:00 <couleurs> crum
06:00 <simba> viktor krumm
08:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/52hgp2h
08:00 <spookyfingers> caaann you feeel
08:00 <spookyfingers> the fingerrs toniiight
08:00 <spookyfingers> can you feel the fingers toniiighhhttt
09:00 <couleurs> dare2victor
10:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/jYsfeBg
11:00 <spookyfingers> taking a walk to the edge of time now spread your wings and fly
13:00 <Pyro-> nips
15:00 <couleurs> y
15:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1525027_10201135324859864_1645813240_n.jpg
16:00 <Serenity> jeez
17:00 <Serenity> milkshakes dont even bring all the boys to the yard anymore
17:00 <xm> it's all about the protein cumshakes
17:00 <xm> sozzzzzzzzz
17:00 <couleurs> that's what simba said
17:00 <Lumeah> and the ladies look at ?
17:00 <Lumeah> some pics for the ladies..
18:00 <Serenity> ladies can look at boobs or miss out
18:00 <xm> <Maccas_Drive_Thru> And what flavour of milkshake sir? <simba> cum
18:00 <Lumeah> you looking at boobs Serenity?
18:00 <Serenity> yes
18:00 <Lumeah> ok
18:00 <Serenity> problem?
18:00 <Matthew> OHHHHH I WANT YOU... BUT I DUNNO IF I NEED YOU... BUT OHHH I'M DYING TO FIND OUTTT
19:00 <Maurice> Oh no
19:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/6dGjlhY
19:00 <Maurice> You're looking at boobs
19:00 <Maurice> You big lezzer
19:00 <Serenity> im shocked people are shocked by my sexual preferences still
19:00 <Lumeah> im not actually.
20:00 <Lumeah> commenting that is
20:00 <xm> you better cover yourself up when you walk past the mirror
20:00 <Serenity> i do that so i dont vomit
21:00 <doctor> i like them
21:00 <xm> wouldnt surprise me if some messed up religious kid out there is afraid of perving themself
22:00 <faux> Chamomile tea for the old lady
22:00 <tech_n9ne> Malakas
22:00 <tech_n9ne> Poustis
23:00 <tech_n9ne> Hey serenity
23:00 <Excessive> lo fasz a segedbe :P
24:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Did you know that Lumeah sells pieces of her fair to chinese restaurants to be made into birds nest soup? 
24:00 <Skirmish> hair*
24:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolz
24:00 <tech_n9ne> Hey man
24:00 <Excessive> \o.
24:00 <tech_n9ne> How are ya goulash guts
24:00 <Excessive> all gd thnx n u?
24:00 <tech_n9ne> Yeah good mate 
25:00 <Serenity> lol oh dear
25:00 <tech_n9ne> Slightly stoned
25:00 <spookyfingers> billy did it
25:00 <spookyfingers> mm
25:00 <spookyfingers> mumy
25:00 <spookyfingers> mm mummy
25:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
25:00 <spookyfingers> yeah
25:00 <spookyfingers> STAB!
25:00 <tech_n9ne> Poop
25:00 <tech_n9ne> Where is everyone??
26:00 <spookyfingers> BILLYS MOTHER
26:00 <tech_n9ne> She hot?
26:00 <spookyfingers> movie man
27:00 <Lumeah> lol
27:00 <spookyfingers> this coul dbe your lucky day
27:00 <spookyfingers> in hellllll
27:00 <spookyfingers> IN HELL IN HELL
27:00 <tech_n9ne> Cool
28:00 <spookyfingers> yer not flash, i didnt get my speakers today
28:00 <spookyfingers> :(
28:00 <Lumeah> :(
28:00 <spookyfingers> yip
28:00 <couleurs> y
28:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi lumeag
28:00 <tech_n9ne> H
29:00 <Serenity> you shouldnt do that
29:00 <Serenity> bird frighten easy
29:00 <Lumeah> they do. bad of me huh?
29:00 <spookyfingers> can we just go sleep\
29:00 <spookyfingers> ?
29:00 <spookyfingers> i tireds
31:00 <Lumeah> hi tech_n9ne
31:00 <tech_n9ne> How are ya gorgeous
32:00 <Serenity> .
32:00 <Serenity> excuse me
34:00 <Lumeah> good thanks
38:00 <Serenity> julia gillard is following me on twitter...
42:00 <ITaL^GuY> it would be more impressive is she came on here and said you were following her
44:00 <simba> cum
45:00 <simba> <xm> <Maccas_Drive_Thru> And what flavour of milkshake sir? <simba> cum - whered u pull this old thing from
53:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi pictard
53:00 <tech_n9ne> How are you
53:00 <Picard> im good
54:00 <Picard> how are u retard?
54:00 <tech_n9ne> I'm good
54:00 <tech_n9ne> That didn't incorporate my nic though 
54:00 <tech_n9ne> Pictard
55:00 <Picard> your point?
55:00 <tech_n9ne> I'm james
00:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: She follows lots of people because they work on the principle that if she follows you, then you will follow her. 
01:00 <Skirmish> A lot of the managed twitter accounts work on that principle. 
06:00 <couleurs> i'm a twitter
06:00 <couleurs> u guys r fucken boren
07:00 <Lumeah> :Pppppppppppppppp
10:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_MJbgO7SF0
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - Category: Gaming - 2,212,951 - 32,351 likes (90.3%), 3,487 dislikes (9.7%)
10:00 <Doodle> 4 couleurs
11:00 <doctor> She most likely doesnt even use twitter, just her fanbase
11:00 <couleurs> i want a fanbase
11:00 <doctor> She's always writing novelty articles for feminism and education on the guardian, but I always skip over them
12:00 <doctor> I'm your #1 fan couleurs, that's all you need
12:00 <xm> lol @ topic
12:00 <xm> yeah they have a special quote just for people like him
12:00 <xm> quota*
12:00 <couleurs> shrok loife
13:00 <xm> i wouldnt trust him around the cadavers though
13:00 <couleurs> thank u docter i am your #1 fan 2
14:00 <TheRiddler> Hallo
15:00 <xm> forget becoming a doctor. do security, beat up those annoying uni protestors
16:00 <xm> protesters*-o +e
16:00 <Skirmish> Those uni protesters would kick saemons ass.
16:00 <couleurs> protestors 8=======D
16:00 <xm> i mean that is what i want to do
16:00 <xm> im changing professions
16:00 <stebie> couleurs' happy face
16:00 <stebie> yay
16:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
17:00 <xm> i dont think water hoses are good enough. i think flame throwers are better
17:00 <xm> babboooooon face
17:00 <Skirmish> Well if you want the opportunity to smash a few uni radicals then I hope you're ex army or Federal Police because they are generally the only ones getting CPP jobs with politicians.
17:00 <couleurs> Go A Team in the World Cup !
18:00 <Picard> couleurs show me your tits
23:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/UloScKnQgKI
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: What am i, a fucking retard, man? (Jun 15, 2011) 0:17 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 54,091 - 458 likes (99.3%), 3 dislikes (0.7%)
26:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3J0utfYWJvg
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Khia - My Neck, My Back (Lick It) (uncensored/dirty) (Aug 29, 2008) 3:36 - Category: Music - 6,654,293 - 17,885 likes (92.8%), 1,379 dislikes (7.2%)
27:00 <couleurs> :)
28:00 <ShadowLurker> tits
34:00 <couleurs> GaMe oF ThE RoNs
36:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
38:00 <simba> SoCcErRoNs
40:00 <Loof> colder than a nuns cunt tonight
40:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
40:00 <FredFlinstone> not as dry though
40:00 <disturbedangel> lol
40:00 <MrMark> ehehehe
41:00 <simba> Loof performs oral sex on farm animals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <Loof> holes a hole
41:00 <Serenity> ANY HOLES A GOAL
41:00 <Loof> precisely
42:00 <Rak> but...but the hole that's the goal here is your mouth
42:00 <Serenity> loofs?
42:00 <Serenity> id shoot a juicey load in loof
42:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <disturbedangel> :\
43:00 <FredFlinstone> nice paring message that
43:00 <FredFlinstone> parting
43:00 <disturbedangel> yeah thats what i was just thinking
43:00 <disturbedangel> also " ha suck shit u stuck around for 2 years " 
43:00 <disturbedangel> obviously its some lyric
44:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
44:00 <TheRiddler> Hair disturbedangel 
44:00 <TheRiddler> Lol 
44:00 <disturbedangel> belle? no
44:00 <disturbedangel> no
44:00 <TheRiddler> Hai even
45:00 <Loof> how many times will i ask myself why how many times will i cry
46:00 <spookyfingers> EW
46:00 <spookyfingers> sif go near that foul creature
46:00 <spookyfingers> son of Mulciber.
46:00 <Picard> sucking cock at st kilda
46:00 <Picard> who was the dude who fucked belle?
46:00 <Picard> yes
46:00 <Doodle> it was the dude from beauty & the beast
46:00 <disturbedangel> LOL
46:00 <Serenity> picard you will have to forgive iBiZa hes stuck in 2002
46:00 <Picard> some little gimp cunt
47:00 <Loof> How many times will you steal my car stereo,
47:00 <Loof> It don't even work, ya feel like a bitch, don't ya?
47:00 <Loof> I vacuum all the fuckin' glass off from my seat,
47:00 <Loof> I sit down, and got a piece stuck in my butt cheek
47:00 <Picard> decades
47:00 <erlich> quick everyone turn on the tv the otwers are collapsing!!
47:00 <BadGas> memoriessssssssssss
47:00 <Serenity> hes genuinely stuck in a timewarp
47:00 <Serenity> its a little strange
47:00 <Picard> erlich wat?
47:00 <erlich> it's 2001
48:00 <TheRiddler> Let's do the time warp agaiiiiinnnn
49:00 <Picard> wrong belle, belle was a nigga
50:00 <BadGas> yeah this iBiZa shitstain is going to my ignore
50:00 <Serenity> good plan
50:00 <Serenity> borz
54:00 <BadGas> might do some actual work, back in an hour or two
56:00 <fawks> cook poo
58:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
58:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
58:00 <Zade> how are you?
58:00 <Zade> hello iBiZa
59:00 <Zade> good ta
59:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm sif slap me iBiZa.. rude
59:00 <Nikky`> I'm great, you?
59:00 <Zade> how was your week Nikky`?
00:00 <Nikky`> My week was horrid and shitty
00:00 <Nikky`> yours?
01:00 <spookyfingers> Loof is aloof, wack with poo brain
01:00 <spookyfingers> when i woz a sperm i had a lot to lern
01:00 <spookyfingers> ahaha
01:00 <Lumeah> lol
01:00 <Zade> same
01:00 <Zade> found out when i want to go overseas i have 2 exams 
02:00 <spookyfingers> lolz
02:00 <spookyfingers> fk
02:00 <spookyfingers> i left my keys in mums car
02:00 <spookyfingers> was outside for ages then realised my bedroom window was open
02:00 <spookyfingers> had to jump security gate, made me feel bad'
02:00 <Nikky`> That sucks
02:00 <Zade> yep
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GANGgajang - Sounds Of Then (This Is Australia) (Apr 5, 2007) 3:56 - Category: Music - 665,073 - 1,980 likes (97.1%), 59 dislikes (2.9%)
03:00 <Serenity> id plunge my sticky love mousse down loofs throat
03:00 <Zade> spose it will give you more time to save if you wanna come with me 
03:00 <Nikky`> This is true.. i'll start my money box off
05:00 <spookyfingers> lmao
05:00 <spookyfingers> i can imagine
05:00 <spookyfingers> u meet loof
05:00 <spookyfingers> then SCREAM hits ya
05:00 <spookyfingers> grab a banana and push it down his throat
05:00 <Zade> got a passport?
05:00 <Nikky`> No
05:00 <Zade> oh
05:00 <Nikky`> I did
05:00 <Nikky`> once
06:00 <spookyfingers> HOW'S SMOKING WEED CURING YOU NOW! LOOFY
06:00 <spookyfingers> hey hey anyway i came on to talk to you just to justify my drug habit.
06:00 <Zade> any countries you wanna go to?
07:00 <Nikky`> Hmmm none I am rushing to see
07:00 <Zade> cool spain it is then 
08:00 <Skirmish> Sticky love mousse?  Where the fuck does that come out of?
08:00 <Serenity> iunno
08:00 <Skirmish> :-/
08:00 <spookyfingers> outta Excessives mind
08:00 <Picard> Zade hello
08:00 <Picard> how are you?
08:00 <Zade> hello Picard
08:00 <Zade> good ta and yourself?
08:00 <Picard> im vine thanks
08:00 <Picard> fine**
09:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like something a doctor swabs and runs tests on. 
09:00 <Skirmish> "Ok, the results are back that we run on your sticky love mousse .... it's terminal"
10:00 <spookyfingers> I'd hate to get the scrape..
10:00 <spookyfingers> mother fucker, i realised some cunt stole my fkn grr
10:00 <spookyfingers> fuck
10:00 <spookyfingers> people man
10:00 <spookyfingers> no respect irl
10:00 <spookyfingers> you go out your way to be nice, just plain cordial
10:00 <spookyfingers> somebody fucks you in the arse.
11:00 <spookyfingers> like Loof does to his self every day hahahah
12:00 <Loof> legalizeeeeee it
12:00 <Loof> bum bum ba da bum bum
16:00 <Loof> get ya hole outside
17:00 <simba> agreed
17:00 <Picard> fucken bored
18:00 <Loof> gta v fixed up yet?
19:00 <spookyfingers> hey Loof just wondering
19:00 <ness> ?
19:00 <spookyfingers> since ur a full time stoner
19:00 <Loof> bongs
19:00 <spookyfingers> do you like
19:00 <spookyfingers> lolol
19:00 <spookyfingers> oh fuck
19:00 <Loof> that's what
19:00 <spookyfingers> do you remember yesterday
19:00 <spookyfingers> in-asking that
20:00 <spookyfingers> do you remember a yesterday with your kid, that memory hasnt changed, point too corrupted
20:00 <spookyfingers> ?
20:00 <Skirmish> Drugs are bad for you. Loof proves that. He takes drugs and bought a plasma tv. 
20:00 <spookyfingers> lmao
20:00 <Zade> lol
20:00 <Skirmish> Demonstrating beyond all doubt that drugs are bad.
20:00 <spookyfingers> yeah he's fucking doc moreau
20:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
20:00 <Zade> not heading out tonight Picard?
21:00 <simba> i love my water bed
21:00 <spookyfingers> creaming soda is good but u drink too much n ooh mah glob
21:00 <spookyfingers> you would, fag.
21:00 <Serenity> i get motion sick in water beds =/
21:00 <simba> <Loof> gta v fixed up yet? - yea i am rollin 
21:00 <Loof> nice
21:00 <spookyfingers> emo fag loves his waterbed
21:00 <spookyfingers> Loof thinks he's a gamer
21:00 <Loof> i'd just end up burning a hole in one
21:00 <Loof> accidentally
21:00 <spookyfingers> life is just pleasant
21:00 <spookyfingers> Accidently born
22:00 <simba> its just an expression
22:00 <spookyfingers> Loof's dad calls him the abortion that got away
22:00 <Skirmish> Your wife must feel very safe sleeping next to you Loof. 
22:00 <spookyfingers> lol Skirmish
22:00 <Skirmish> How many holes have you burnt in her? 
22:00 <Serenity> loof would burn holes in it cause hes on fiiyah
22:00 <Loof> lol
22:00 <Skirmish> How many holes have you burnt in your child? 
22:00 <spookyfingers> Loof's burnt bridges
22:00 <simba> has josh been raging on here all day
22:00 <spookyfingers> no
22:00 <spookyfingers> fyi
22:00 <spookyfingers> shut the fuck up
22:00 <simba> i told you youd have an episode again soon
23:00 <spookyfingers> you have no idea what you're going to step into jonno
23:00 <Skirmish> He had a rage last night, said sorry and then said he was going to suicide. 
23:00 <spookyfingers> yer ^ that
23:00 <Skirmish> Who did he say sorry to? Faux? 
23:00 <simba> he said he was leaving this channel but then took it back
23:00 <spookyfingers> k jonno
23:00 <Serenity> im drinking tonight so ya'll are gonna have to look after yourselves ok
23:00 <spookyfingers> oh god damn
23:00 <spookyfingers> yes yes
23:00 <spookyfingers> sezz yes good idea
23:00 <simba> no Serenity ban him
23:00 <spookyfingers> yes
23:00 <simba> give him the attention hes looking for
23:00 <doctor> share in the moment Serenity
23:00 <spookyfingers> how about I fucking bash you irl simba
23:00 <spookyfingers> shut the fuck UP ABOUT ME
23:00 <Serenity> geez
24:00 <spookyfingers> TODAY ISNT THE DAY
24:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: It's ok you've put Bastardly_One in charge and he's uber responsible. 
24:00 <simba> lol
24:00 <spookyfingers> MY MUM HAD A FUCKING HEART ATTACK
24:00 <spookyfingers> MY COUSIN IS DEAD
24:00 <simba> get a diary
24:00 <spookyfingers> HOURS AFTER LEAVING MY PLACE
24:00 <spookyfingers> SO FUCK OFF CUNT
24:00 <spookyfingers> OKAY
24:00 <Skirmish> Ring lifeline. 
24:00 <simba> someone ban this guy
24:00 <spookyfingers> YOU LOOK FOR THE ATTENTION
24:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZc7ZQURMs
24:00 <spookyfingers> IT'S WHY YOU FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Al Stewart - Year Of The Cat (Aug 15, 2009) 0 - Category: Music - 4,471,452 - 19,594 likes (98.3%), 330 dislikes (1.7%)
24:00 <Serenity> i had this really awesome mango yogurt drink thing at lunch today
24:00 <Serenity> i hate mango but this was yummy
24:00 <simba> christ
24:00 <spookyfingers> <3 caps
24:00 <simba> mangos own
24:00 <spookyfingers> srs
24:00 <doctor> mango juice is great
24:00 <spookyfingers> fk off dude, tonight.
25:00 <Loof> dear diary tonight i told a chick i have a new ps3 and xbox one waiting for us at home (at my mum's), and goon, but she wasn't interested FML
25:00 <Serenity> it was with indian mango l.. L something
25:00 <spookyfingers> mum's
25:00 <simba> spookyfingers: didnt you instigate something by lashing out at Loof and i? youre such a big baby
25:00 <spookyfingers> lern2rite
25:00 <doctor> something, but it was good
25:00 <spookyfingers> i give loof shit
25:00 <doctor> i appreciate the good things
25:00 <spookyfingers> none of your business
25:00 <spookyfingers> dont be such a girl you cunt
25:00 <spookyfingers> now fuck off
25:00 <simba> but you instigated it
25:00 <spookyfingers> not with you
25:00 <Doodle> 4GO RICCIARDO
25:00 <Nikky`> Goooooo Dooooooodle
25:00 <Doodle> re00www
25:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos o////
25:00 <Nikky`> Hey my sweetums
25:00 <Doodle> whats happening
26:00 <spookyfingers> dont 
26:00 <spookyfingers> make
26:00 <spookyfingers> waves
26:00 <spookyfingers> ignore add
26:00 <simba> 20:51:30 <spookyfingers> emo fag loves his waterbed
26:00 <spookyfingers> Im going to smash u
26:00 <spookyfingers> when my bond is up
26:00 <Loof> lol
26:00 <fawks> lmao
26:00 <spookyfingers> you and chad.
26:00 <simba> you instigated it why are you going psycho
26:00 <fawks> waterbeds make me sea sick
26:00 <simba> i told you youd have another episode like this, why dont you just uninstall irc for a while
26:00 <spookyfingers> k motherfucker
26:00 <Serenity> Mango Lassi
26:00 <fawks> muddafukr
26:00 <spookyfingers> been told
26:00 <spookyfingers> im fucking you up
26:00 <fawks> how can you hate mango sez
26:00 <spookyfingers> less than a year left
26:00 <Nikky`> Not a lot..another boring Sat night for me
26:00 <Nikky`> you?
26:00 <Doodle> f1 qualifying is on soon you should watch that
26:00 <Doodle> :)
27:00 <fawks> theyre delish
27:00 <spookyfingers> ill keep you posted, because ya so paranoid
27:00 <Loof> i bet if ViO's bed was a waterbed you'd make an exception tuna
27:00 <fawks> mmm vio
27:00 <Loof> :P
27:00 <fawks> id do him on gravel
27:00 <Loof> lol
27:00 <fawks> :D
27:00 <Loof> same
27:00 <Serenity> mango is horrible
27:00 <fawks> i mean......... if he wasnt married
27:00 <Serenity> tastes like mould
27:00 <fawks> wtf
27:00 <Loof> i've never seen his wife
27:00 <fawks> if mould is deliciously sweet
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <Skirmish> fawks: Do you like watching californication?
27:00 <Loof> is she hot?
27:00 <simba> get a ripe 1
27:00 <fawks> YES KIMIRHSIERMI
27:00 <fawks> I LOVEI T
27:00 <Skirmish> ME TOO! 
27:00 <fawks> r u up to date
27:00 <Skirmish> I've got a bald mate I call Runkle! 
27:00 <Picard> nuh Zade way to old for that shit
27:00 <Nikky`> Sure, we can watch it together
28:00 <fawks> i think im 1 or 2 eps behind
28:00 <fawks> haha
28:00 <Skirmish> Yeah I am up to date.
28:00 <Serenity> Maurice will back me up
28:00 <fawks> oh sweet
28:00 <Serenity> mango is shit
28:00 <Serenity> but this drink didnt taste like mango
28:00 <fawks> both your opinions are invalid
28:00 <fawks> even green mango is yum
28:00 <fawks> w/ salt
28:00 <fawks> unripened
28:00 <fawks> and hard
28:00 <fawks> mm
28:00 <fawks> dat crunch
28:00 <Maurice> It really is shit
28:00 <fawks> UR SHIT
28:00 <Maurice> UR FACE IS
28:00 <fawks> YEAH
28:00 <fawks> WELL
28:00 <Skirmish> Sounds like an advert for women to get school aged boys.  "unripened, hard ... get yours today"
28:00 <fawks> FINE
28:00 <Doodle> woooooooooo
28:00 <Doodle> when Picard went to nightclubs they were called saloons and had swinging doors and were open during the day
28:00 <Doodle> and had no electricity
28:00 <Zade> lol
28:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <Nikky`> lol
28:00 <Doodle> and there were ginfights
28:00 <Picard> smart cunt
28:00 <Doodle> *gun
28:00 <Nikky`> pew pew
29:00 <simba> mangos own if u disagree ur a bad op
29:00 <Serenity> this drink just tasted like yogurt and honey
29:00 <Serenity> and it was amaze
29:00 <fawks> gross Skirmish
29:00 <Loof> mangoes get you higher
29:00 <Serenity> MANGOES ARE SHIT IF YOU DISAGREE YOU'RE A POOFTER POO PUNCHER
29:00 <Loof> magos
29:00 <Loof> mangos
29:00 <simba> Calm down, panda!!!
29:00 <fawks> ok someone set off me highlight and now im distrated again
29:00 <fawks> ill brb
29:00 <Serenity> lets take this outside m9
29:00 <Serenity> yeah m9 its one more than m8
29:00 <simba> BASH U IRL DUDE
29:00 <simba> MOM HAD A HART ATTACK
29:00 <Serenity> pz is threatening to smash me and has walked down the shops to meet me
29:00 <Doodle> there might have been ginfights iunno i wasnt born
29:00 <Doodle> were there Picard?
29:00 <Picard> sometimes Doodle, depends if the other fella saw u touching up his gf
29:00 <Doodle> consarnit 
30:00 <Serenity> so.. im busy atm
30:00 <Skirmish> FUCK OFF I'M HUGE IRL!
30:00 <Loof> lol
30:00 <simba> every 1 wants op blood
30:00 <Loof> i want op cum
30:00 <Serenity> loof id destroy your throat bud
30:00 <simba> if 2 ops have a baby does it automatically get access
30:00 <couleurs> fucken hate u all
30:00 <couleurs> MANGOS HAD A HART ATTEK
30:00 <Picard> back im my day it wasnt sexual harrassment to slap a chic on the arse
30:00 <Doodle> or a horse
31:00 <simba> sOcCErRoNS
31:00 <Serenity> http://www.naanspicy.com/mango_lasssi.jpg
31:00 <Serenity> it was sah gud
31:00 <couleurs> We ArE ThE SoCcErOnS
31:00 <simba> theyre not 2 bad
31:00 <Serenity> kills the heat ffairly quickly
31:00 <Picard> ahhh those were that days
31:00 <Zade> i guess a grope of the titties meant just flirting 
32:00 <couleurs> yep nise gole by gary gayhill
32:00 <couleurs> fluked it good
32:00 <Serenity> dye colorz
32:00 <couleurs> what color!!!!!
32:00 <simba> luis suarez king of the world
32:00 <Doodle> depends on if there wearing a saddle or not i guess Zade
32:00 <Doodle> *theyre
32:00 <Zade> lol
32:00 <Nikky`> hehe
32:00 <Doodle> can i just say this hot chocolate is excellent
32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Hot Chocolate - Girl Crazy.mp3 (7.73MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 8:26)
33:00 <Loof> nice
33:00 <couleurs> liverpool beat england
33:00 <Loof> wish i had his skills
33:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msARqF8Wshk
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Depeche Mode - I Just Can't Get Enough - Official Music Video (Jul 4, 2010) - Category: Music - -
33:00 <couleurs> nice header from gerrerd 2 suarez 4 gole
33:00 <Picard> Zade yes
33:00 <Nikky`> You can if you made me one
33:00 <Doodle> come and get it
33:00 <Picard> id be in jail
33:00 <Picard> fucken worlds gone crazy
33:00 <Doodle> girl crazy?
33:00 <Doodle> oer
33:00 <Picard> nuh just fucked up politically correct bullsit
33:00 <Picard> bullshit
34:00 <ShadowLurker> badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom
34:00 <Serenity> http://www.sonisfood.com/2012/10/pumpkin-masala-spiced-pumpkin.html
34:00 <Nikky`> Hot.. love it when you scrape them off for me
34:00 <Doodle> inorite
34:00 <Doodle> i dont bother for anyone else
34:00 <Nikky`> And so it should be
35:00 <simba> MOTHER RUSSIA __________ 69
35:00 <Skirmish> pumpkin is gross.
35:00 <Serenity> thats it Skirmish
35:00 <Serenity> i have pushed a lot of things aside for your love
35:00 <Loof> mmm pumpkin
35:00 <Serenity> but you have just... i dont even know you
35:00 <Doodle> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_li_d_YviZ4
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Musicless Musicvideo / DAVID BOWIE and MICK JAGGER - Dancing In The Street (Date not found) 0:58 - Category: Comedy - 757,573 - 5,927 likes (98.7%), 76 dislikes (1.3%)
35:00 <Doodle> yw
36:00 <simba> i hope spookyfingers isnt punching through walls in his lil unit again
36:00 <Loof> his mums unit
36:00 <ShadowLurker> probably
36:00 <Nikky`> ;o)
37:00 <Skirmish> I heard he still gets breast fed that is why he lives with his mother.
37:00 <spookyfingers> watching a movie
37:00 <simba> i heard she gets banged by u whilst breastfeeding him
37:00 <Serenity> i dont think he lives with his mum dude
37:00 <spookyfingers> double brick walls
37:00 <spookyfingers> could hardly punch through that
37:00 <Loof> i think it's his mum's property
37:00 <spookyfingers> i was just messing with you before dude
37:00 <Serenity> http://weebls-stuff.com/songs/badgers/
38:00 <spookyfingers> cept for the two factual things that happened today
38:00 <spookyfingers> anyway, ^
38:00 <simba> o yea its the doors u punch thru
38:00 <spookyfingers> through?
38:00 <spookyfingers> couldnt do that through solid wooden doors
38:00 <spookyfingers> next piece of bs?
38:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <simba> r u denying the hole in the door
39:00 <simba> everyone knows about that
39:00 <simba> jeez
39:00 <spookyfingers> you cant put
39:00 <simba> go back to ur movie
39:00 <spookyfingers> a hole in a solid wood door
39:00 <spookyfingers> are ya that thick
39:00 <spookyfingers> ur on the gay side of greek ancestry ay
39:00 <Serenity> my ex punched through one of our doors once
39:00 <spookyfingers> fkn bumboy
39:00 <Serenity> that was kinda scary
40:00 <spookyfingers> jonno is just mad because he was so stoned one time i called
40:00 <spookyfingers> wanting money for the basketball he lost
40:00 <Loof> walls.. don't hit back
40:00 <spookyfingers> now he has a go at me on irc.
40:00 <Loof> or doors
40:00 <Loof> - bruce lee
40:00 <simba> the doors - bruce lee
40:00 <Serenity> basketball?
40:00 <spookyfingers> yerp
40:00 <Loof> lol
40:00 <spookyfingers> he booted it over the road
41:00 <spookyfingers> thought it was funny
41:00 <simba> dont tell me u havent heard the basketball story 
41:00 <spookyfingers> he did.
41:00 <Serenity> ohh
41:00 <simba> its classic
41:00 <Serenity> no i havent heard it
41:00 <spookyfingers> so we arents anymore
41:00 <simba> thats not even what happened tho idk why he said that
41:00 <simba> hes being a bit immature
41:00 <spookyfingers> because he didnt want to take responsibility
41:00 <spookyfingers> and then he came on irc
41:00 <spookyfingers> and had a cry about it
41:00 <spookyfingers> like now.
41:00 <simba> student loves the basketball story he caught one of the episodes one night
41:00 <Maurice> What did happen then
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> why'd you call the cops on me?
41:00 <Picard> cause u are a tard?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> i mean sure my mate jack fist fuckin ur sister ok
41:00 <disturbedangel> lol
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant hit ya you little dog
42:00 <simba> i think we were just having shots in the car park and it went over the fence and were too drunk to go get it
42:00 <spookyfingers> so jonno, stop bsing irc about me
42:00 <simba> then forgot about it
42:00 <spookyfingers> nope
42:00 <simba> then he just brings it up during episodes
42:00 <Serenity> i kinda like the kicking it idea better
42:00 <spookyfingers> you think we were having shots
42:00 <Serenity> makes you seem badass
42:00 <spookyfingers> you were high off your arse
42:00 <simba> he never actually aske dme for any money he just brought it up on irc four years later
42:00 <fawks> to me
42:00 <Serenity> http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Narwhals/
42:00 <Maurice> Yeah your version is boring
42:00 <fawks> lol
42:00 <spookyfingers> and I did ask you
42:00 <simba> it was weird then and its weird now
42:00 <spookyfingers> I asked you when I called you
42:00 <spookyfingers> you just laughed
42:00 <Maurice> I would too
42:00 <spookyfingers> so stop bsing irc about me
42:00 <fawks> he was genuinely upset and pm'd me about how simba lost his ball
42:00 <spookyfingers> no i didnt
42:00 <fawks> ok
42:00 <Picard> bash him PandasDontDrive
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah cant
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> on a bond dad.
42:00 <Picard> u bash Simba and u have my respect
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's why got my mate fuck his sister
42:00 <Picard> get a mate to do it
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> virgin blood
42:00 <Picard> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> posted it all over fb
42:00 <Picard> how old was it?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> funny as
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> not old enough for me
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno
43:00 <spookyfingers> u stop bsing too
43:00 <Loof> lol
43:00 <fawks> you didnt
43:00 <Loof> how cute, he's 6
43:00 <fawks> it must have been my alter ego
43:00 <Serenity> http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/aaaaaaaaaaaaahaha/
43:00 <Serenity> this is me rn
43:00 <simba> but why did you pretend i booted it over the fence all menacingly when we were just drunkenly taking shots, youre trying to make me look bad in this episode of yours and its not nice is it
43:00 <spookyfingers> must have
43:00 <spookyfingers> jonno
43:00 <spookyfingers> i dont have to pretend
43:00 <simba> im p sure we were trying to soccer kick it into the hoop
43:00 <spookyfingers> you did what you did now be a man and own up to it
43:00 <spookyfingers> and shut the fuck up
43:00 <Maurice> Why would you even ask for reimbursement of a fucking basketball
43:00 <spookyfingers> im sick of your constant shit about me
43:00 <Serenity> was it a good one joshie?
43:00 <spookyfingers> yes
43:00 <Picard> slut
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
44:00 <spookyfingers> was a nice nike bball
44:00 <xm> lol
44:00 <Maurice> Was it a Shaq one
44:00 <fawks> lolllllll
44:00 <simba> :~(
44:00 <spookyfingers> lol no
44:00 <spookyfingers> cost me 70
44:00 <fawks> lmao
44:00 <Maurice> Well how dumb are you
44:00 <Maurice> Paying 70 bucks for a ball
44:00 <fawks> im so glad i finished this lecture
44:00 <spookyfingers> only asked him for 20
44:00 <Serenity> i just realised
44:00 <spookyfingers> because I love bball and played it all my life
44:00 <Serenity> all this weebls stuff
44:00 <spookyfingers> and im fkn good.
44:00 <Serenity> i watched before my kids were even born
44:00 <fawks> now i can sip more tea and laugh at gronks
44:00 <Serenity> im so old
45:00 <xm> have you thought about getting black line tattoos on the head
45:00 <spookyfingers> you're laughing at yourself then, faux.
45:00 <fawks> ooo
45:00 <fawks> sick burn
45:00 <spookyfingers> no burn
45:00 <fawks> sweet irc burn bro
45:00 <spookyfingers> nobody burns these days
45:00 <fawks> u got me
45:00 <spookyfingers> or snaps
45:00 <spookyfingers> etc.
45:00 <Loof> i hate the woman that does my database lectures has the WORST english
45:00 <spookyfingers> nope
45:00 <Loof> it sucks
45:00 <fawks> omg loof
45:00 <xm> Indian?
45:00 <fawks> ask sez
45:00 <Serenity> faux lecturer today
45:00 <Loof> chinese i think
45:00 <fawks> i recorded like a minute of the lecture
45:00 <Serenity> made me want to stab myself in the ear
45:00 <fawks> and i wanted to kill myself
45:00 <fawks> lmao
45:00 <fawks> he only did 18 minutes
45:00 <Picard> cmon crows
46:00 <Picard> pity u didnt
46:00 <fawks> and it took me 3 days to listen to
46:00 <Serenity> go FUCK yourself carrot man
46:00 <Loof> lol
46:00 <fawks> the second half was an asian
46:00 <fawks> she was much funnier
46:00 <Serenity> mines the same dude every week
46:00 <milk> hey
46:00 <milk> I cooled off
46:00 <fawks> she was asking true and false questions - and asked us if semen from diseased men is in fast food restaurants
46:00 <fawks> but it was false
46:00 <Picard> hows get fucked sound?
46:00 <fawks> :'(
46:00 <Serenity> o.O
46:00 <Loof> i hate when they ask the students questions
46:00 <fawks> i sent you a clip
46:00 <Loof> the answers are cringeworthy
46:00 <Serenity> hows about i poo fuck you
47:00 <Loof> in the lectures
47:00 <Picard> ok :)
47:00 <Serenity> xx
47:00 <spookyfingers> fk man
47:00 <spookyfingers> threw up migorengs
47:00 <fawks> aint no bodddddyyyyyyy
47:00 <fawks> loves me better
47:00 <spookyfingers> sezz u wana see my knife
47:00 <fawks> makes me happpppppyyy
47:00 <spookyfingers> xD
47:00 <fawks> makes me feeeel this waaaaaayyy
47:00 <Serenity> is that code for something
47:00 <spookyfingers> shrug
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is cold cold cold
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> getting my tall speakers back off mum dad!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> since she isnt using them!
48:00 <spookyfingers> probbers
48:00 <Serenity> haha
48:00 <spookyfingers> FOR DEATH!
48:00 <spookyfingers> hah
48:00 <spookyfingers> throwin migoreng up now i can drink buffalo whiskey
48:00 <spookyfingers> this shit is good ay, fucking 50 bucks
48:00 <spookyfingers> at a pub its like about 16 dollars a glass
48:00 <spookyfingers> LOL
48:00 <fawks> lol
48:00 <fawks> LOL
48:00 <fawks> Lol
48:00 <fawks> HUHU
48:00 <Q{> http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27903742
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> SIMBA YOU FAGGOT
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> WHEN MY BOND IS UP
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> SMASHING YAH!!!!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
48:00 <Picard> lllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> call cops on me cunt.
49:00 <milk> Mick Dundee!
49:00 <spookyfingers> huhu
49:00 <simba> 11,4PeRf13,6oRm 8,5oRaL 3,7sEX 13,1On a 1,9DiNgO16,3 NaMeD 11,12PeTe 11,4PeRf13,6oRm 8,5oRaL 3,7sEX 13,1On a 1,9DiNgO16,3 NaMeD 11,12PeTe 11,4PeRf13,6oRm 8,5oRaL 3,7sEX 13,1On a 1,9DiNgO16,3 NaMeD 11,12PeTe 11,4PeRf13,6oRm 8,5oRaL 3,7sEX 13,1On a 1,9DiNgO16,3 NaMeD 11,12PeTe 11,4PeRf13,6oRm 8,5oRaL 3,7sEX 13,1On a 1,9DiNgO16,3 NaMeD 11,12PeTe 
49:00 <simba> 11,1211,4PeRf13,6oRm 8,5oRaL 3,7sEX 13,1On a 1,9DiNgO16,3 NaMeD 11,12PeTe 11,4PeRf13,6oRm 8,5oRaL 3,7sEX 13,1On a 1,9DiNgO16,3 NaMeD 11,12PeTe 11,4PeRf13,6oRm 8,5oRaL 3,7sEX 13,1On a 1,9DiNgO16,3 NaMeD 11,12PeTe 11,4PeRf13,6oRm 8,5oRaL 3,7sEX 13,1On a 1,9DiNgO16,3 NaMeD 11,12PeTe 11,4PeRf13,6oRm 8,5oRaL 3,7sEX 13,1On a 1,9DiNgO16,3 NaMeD 11,12PeTe 
49:00 <simba> 11,1211,4PeRf13,6oRm 8,5oRaL 3,7sEX 13,1On a 1,9DiNgO16,3 NaMeD 11,12PeTe 11,4PeRf13,6oRm 8,5oRaL 3,7sEX 13,1On a 1,9DiNgO16,3 NaMeD 11,12PeTe 
49:00 <spookyfingers> go amateur painters go!
49:00 <spookyfingers> faux
49:00 <spookyfingers> tell ppl on irc
49:00 <spookyfingers> why i didnt buy a painting from u
49:00 <spookyfingers> so simba stops bringing it up
49:00 <Picard> why did he call the cops?\
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> BIG FIST UP YA LIL SIS
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> CRI EVERTIME!
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> because he's a fucking woman
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahahahaha
50:00 <spookyfingers> tell them how i examined your brush strokes
50:00 <spookyfingers> and I know art
50:00 <spookyfingers> and didnt want to buy it anymore
50:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf
50:00 <spookyfingers> oops, I just did.
50:00 <spookyfingers> so stfu
50:00 <milk> you would buy art if you liked it
50:00 <fawks> [02:53] <spookyfingers> hey faux not trying to start anything just apologising for calling you an amateur painter last night
50:00 <fawks> [02:53] <spookyfingers> feel shit about it
50:00 <fawks> [02:53] <spookyfingers> after simba said somethin to me in pm
50:00 <fawks> [02:53] <fawks> ok
50:00 <fawks> [02:53] <spookyfingers> k that's that now i can suicide
50:00 <fawks> lmao
50:00 <spookyfingers> yes
50:00 <spookyfingers> because I wanted this moment
50:00 <spookyfingers> it's called motive
50:00 <spookyfingers> lern2brational
50:00 <fawks> my favourite was you asking me to buy it 100 times and you crying when i told you to stfu cos its sold
50:00 <Picard> gang bang his sister lol
50:00 <bloodyfingers> lol!!!!
50:00 <bloodyfingers> nah too young for that
51:00 <fawks> now get over it
51:00 <spookyfingers> one-hundred times!
51:00 <fawks> we all know you bring this up everyday
51:00 <spookyfingers> that's a lot
51:00 <spookyfingers> that's like a hundred times.
51:00 <fawks> one minute you love me and everyone else next minute you hate us all
51:00 <Maurice> Oh dear fucking god
51:00 <fawks> now fuck off
51:00 <Maurice> http://www.cadburykitchen.com.au/recipes/view/cadbury-chocolate-peppermint-cheesecake-in-a-glass/3/
51:00 <fawks> ty
51:00 <spookyfingers> I'll oblige.
51:00 <Serenity> jesus Maurice
51:00 <Serenity> why
51:00 <fawks> yum
51:00 <spookyfingers> PRAISE ODIN THE ALMIGHT
51:00 <Maurice> Because delish
51:00 <spookyfingers> oh dang whars b1?
51:00 <spookyfingers> Bastardly_One Bastardly_One Bastardly_One
51:00 <bloodyfingers> he's Greek
51:00 <bloodyfingers> it's in his blood, bumboy
51:00 <Picard> simba is greek??
51:00 <bloodyfingers> yer
51:00 <Picard> lmfao
51:00 <bloodyfingers> he looks like the elephant man cross with that english dude with the black hair
51:00 <bloodyfingers> that freako comedian
51:00 <bloodyfingers> rofl
51:00 <Picard> u got his pics?
52:00 <Serenity> im going to make one
52:00 <spookyfingers> #hashtag#hash
52:00 <spookyfingers> #gimmesome
52:00 <Skirmish> spookyfingers is scattered tonight.  We going to settle him down now or do it later?
52:00 <fawks> just ignore
52:00 <fawks> hes boring and repetitive
52:00 <spookyfingers> just ignore
52:00 <spookyfingers> he's boring and repetitties
52:00 <bloodyfingers> Dances With Pigeons
52:00 <bloodyfingers> i got the pigeon one somewhere
52:00 <bloodyfingers> and a few snaps of us
52:00 <bloodyfingers> somewhere
52:00 <bloodyfingers> i try find
52:00 <bloodyfingers> might be on external
52:00 <bloodyfingers> BECAAUUUUSE *SINGS* I GO TO SLEEEEEEPPP, FLAP MY WINGS, PGEON FUCKKINGGG
53:00 <spookyfingers> u and simba have nothing to say about me now.
53:00 <spookyfingers> so take it upon yourselves, to stfu.
53:00 <Serenity> seriously Maurice
53:00 <spookyfingers> n im done.
53:00 <Serenity> i want about 12 of those
53:00 <spookyfingers> Maurice she pmd me saying she wants 12 boobs
53:00 <spookyfingers> O_o
53:00 <bloodyfingers> soz dad
53:00 <bloodyfingers> ;)
54:00 <spookyfingers> she was like
54:00 <spookyfingers> but my butt dont count!
54:00 <Serenity> HELLO
54:00 <Picard> lol
55:00 <spookyfingers> fucking psychology students ay :P
55:00 <couleurs> o_O
55:00 <spookyfingers> oi couleurs i have a link for u bru
55:00 <spookyfingers> to "pwn" u
56:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
56:00 <spookyfingers> wannit?
56:00 <couleurs> yer
56:00 <spookyfingers> nup now u said ya
56:00 <spookyfingers> :P
56:00 <spookyfingers> ehehehe
56:00 <spookyfingers> now u gotta wait
56:00 <spookyfingers> ner ner
56:00 <couleurs> hit me wif it trumpet tatts 
56:00 <spookyfingers> ahahahahahaha
56:00 <spookyfingers> *irl lol as*
56:00 <spookyfingers> fkn im using that irl
57:00 <Skirmish> The channel certainly scrolls a lot slower once you ignore panda. 
57:00 <fawks> lmao
58:00 <Picard> simba is raging??
58:00 <Serenity> http://imgur.com/lKOhx3Y
00:00 <Picard> they yours?
00:00 <Serenity> noway
00:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <Serenity> they are much prettier
00:00 <Picard> yes yours are i imagine
01:00 <Serenity> noo hers are
01:00 <Picard> lol
03:00 <spookyfingers> ino rite
03:00 <spookyfingers> i ignored Picard once
03:00 <spookyfingers> then forgot to send happy fathers day card
03:00 <stebie> best 2 minutes of your life?
03:00 <stebie> :P
03:00 <spookyfingers> <3 u daddy
03:00 <spookyfingers> :P
03:00 <spookyfingers> happy fathers day btw dad
03:00 <bloodyfingers> fuck man
03:00 <bloodyfingers> lol
03:00 <bloodyfingers> my cousin
03:00 <bloodyfingers> b4 he died
03:00 <bloodyfingers> fkn gov hindmarsh bro
03:00 <bloodyfingers> after strippers we had a dark ale each
04:00 <Picard> fuck offf idiot
04:00 <bloodyfingers> he bought nachos, n i went outside for a cig
04:00 <bloodyfingers> he came out Picard
04:00 <bloodyfingers> LOL
04:00 <bloodyfingers> i just remembered this
04:00 <bloodyfingers> two guys go in its their go uno, play music
04:00 <bloodyfingers> fkn Tye
05:00 <spookyfingers> :(
05:00 <bloodyfingers> he tells me to piss off lol eat the nachos
05:00 <bloodyfingers> I SEE HIM KISSING HUGGING A FKN FIFTY YR OLD BITCH
05:00 <bloodyfingers> he died later that morning.
05:00 <bloodyfingers> fifty yr old..
06:00 <milk> you can actually price yourself out of the market
06:00 <Picard> cmon crows
07:00 <Picard> no man the fuck up
07:00 <Zade> that can mean quite a few people in here Picard 
07:00 <milk> I mean, you get the $100,000 face lift, boob job and tummy tuck package... because why? you either want to pay it off, or you are just desperate for some attention
10:00 <spookyfingers> fuck
10:00 <spookyfingers> ok
10:00 <spookyfingers> MAGYVER
10:00 <spookyfingers> mygayver
10:00 <spookyfingers> So anyway, Picard that movie The Rover, aus movie guy pearce
10:00 <spookyfingers> that cunt from twilight playing a retard
10:00 <spookyfingers> beats the fuck outta mad max
11:00 <bloodyfingers> im not gonna say it
11:00 <CunnyTheCrows> :P :P
14:00 <couleurs> crool
18:00 <Picard> lol loose?
18:00 <Picard> didnt go to the game Matthew?
18:00 <Matthew> eat a dick cunt
18:00 <Picard> why, im not a faggot
19:00 <Serenity> apparently
19:00 <Serenity> loose as a goose
19:00 <Maurice> I bet Serenity would like a dickcunt
20:00 <Picard> says who?
20:00 <Serenity> pz
20:00 <Picard> umpires played for essendon tonight
20:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE A DICKCUNT
20:00 <Picard> u want my dick,cunt
20:00 <Maurice> I'm just sayin
20:00 <Maurice> You'd get both things you like in one package
21:00 <Picard> hrrmmmm
21:00 <Picard> how many fingers fit inside
21:00 <Serenity> 20
22:00 <Picard> lol
22:00 <Serenity> haha
22:00 <Serenity> id so bone someone with a dick and boobs
22:00 <Serenity> best of both worlds
22:00 <Picard> lol Serenity
22:00 <Picard> i can get u a ladyboi when im in thailand
24:00 <Picard> speaking of cock heads hello TheRiddler :)
25:00 <Serenity> awesome
26:00 <Matthew> it's just... ahh... some little thing... CRUSHHH
26:00 <Matthew> not like everything I do depends on youuu
27:00 <spookyfingers> go to bed old man
27:00 <spookyfingers> before I spank your bottom
27:00 <Picard> fuck up poof
27:00 <CunnyTheCrows> <Matthew> eat a dick cunt <Picard> why, im not a faggot
28:00 <Picard> kinky
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, it's your bedtime
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I just woke up so it must be 
28:00 <spookyfingers> ;)
28:00 <Picard> u are so correct, i have to work tomorrow
28:00 <spookyfingers> ubetcha!
28:00 <CunnyTheCrows> DICK STEAK TIME
28:00 <CunnyTheCrows> lets do it sezz
28:00 <Picard> CunnyTheCrows stop that Matthew will get erect
28:00 <CunnyTheCrows> rofl
28:00 <CunnyTheCrows> this is my nick ROFL
28:00 <simbafingersister> :P :P :P
30:00 <Picard> loooooooooollllllllll
30:00 <Picard> u got her pic?
31:00 <Picard> fawks can i suck your toes?
31:00 <TheRiddler> Who lost?
31:00 <Serenity> why are you so pissed off at simba?
31:00 <Serenity> have i missed something
32:00 <Maurice> It's coz he owes him a basketball
32:00 <TheRiddler> He rejected him
32:00 <simbafingersister> lmao
32:00 <simbafingersister> nuh
32:00 <simbafingersister> i think im so bum hurt
32:00 <simbafingersister> wait
32:00 <simbafingersister> no
32:00 <simbafingersister> that's simba's sister!
32:00 <simbafingersister> xD
32:00 <TheRiddler> He had a affair with his basketball
33:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAhNRbZJiYs
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gnarls Barkley - Crazy (TEEMID and Joie Tan Cover) Video Clip (Date not found) 4:37 - Category: Music - 24,711 - 184 likes (98.4%), 3 dislikes (1.6%)
33:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <simbafingersister> IN THE OLDSCHOOL WITH A DICK OF A FIST FIST FUCKING HER
33:00 <Picard> simba called the police
33:00 <slinky_J> :)
33:00 <slinky_J> yer
33:00 <Picard> he is a coward
33:00 <slinky_J> da po leece o na me
33:00 <slinky_J> !
33:00 <Serenity> about what =/
33:00 <slinky_J> what did I do?
33:00 <slinky_J> i didnt finger his kid sister
33:00 <slinky_J> :(
33:00 <slinky_J> poofterchooked me Picard.
33:00 <Serenity> can u stop saying that lol it makes my stomach churn
33:00 <slinky_J> :/
34:00 <Skirmish> Just woke up ready for your shift B1?  You're certainly taking this half ops gig seriously.
34:00 <Picard> the charge was penetration of a pig
34:00 <slinky_J> LMAO
34:00 <Serenity> i dunno how old his sister is but yuck
34:00 <slinky_J> kk 
34:00 <slinky_J> nor do I
34:00 <Picard> she is 24
34:00 <slinky_J> i just asked a favour
34:00 <Picard> virgin
34:00 <^pilot^> Sarah
34:00 <^pilot^> Pm please
34:00 <slinky_J> PM PLS
34:00 <slinky_J> I WANA ROOT U
34:00 <^pilot^> need some advice
34:00 <slinky_J> need some Picard
34:00 <Serenity> last time i checked you now how to pm someone marko lol
34:00 <slinky_J> werd.
34:00 <Picard> pm me Serenity
34:00 <TheRiddler> Lol sponge bob
34:00 <Picard> i want to send u a cock pic
34:00 <slinky_J> pm me marko
35:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bNCi4NGowc
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Koda - In the Deserts of La Femme Period Chaser (JacM Remix) (Date not found) 3:58 - Category: Music - 30,322 - 435 likes (99.3%), 3 dislikes (0.7%)
35:00 <slinky_J> fk sezz
35:00 <Serenity> no ty picard
35:00 <slinky_J> she'll stab you man
35:00 <slinky_J> slit ur eye lids open
35:00 <slinky_J> stab u in the face!
35:00 <slinky_J> BILLYS MOTHER MAN!
35:00 <Picard> i will fuck u in the arse
36:00 <slinky_J> okay
36:00 <Serenity> no babe
36:00 <Zade> so much romance tonight 
36:00 <Serenity> i will fuck you in the ass
36:00 <Picard> please do babe
36:00 <slinky_J> better than looting some dumbarses sister's purse for swag
36:00 <slinky_J> simba i mean
37:00 <slinky_J>  <@Serenity> i will fuck you in the ass
37:00 <Serenity> i have grape fanta
37:00 <slinky_J> is goin on my facebook
37:00 <slinky_J> :P
37:00 <slinky_J> DEAD ARSE ONNA STICK 
37:00 <slinky_J> <-- ME
37:00 <slinky_J> hahahahahaha
37:00 <slinky_J> posting, taking time
37:00 <Picard> ok i must go
38:00 <Bastardly_One> time for some ABC Radio
38:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0OwLIY9moA
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE TRIFFIDS - BURY ME DEEP IN LOVE 1987 (Audio Enhanced) (Date not found) 3:58 - Category: Music - 18,120 - 112 likes (96.6%), 4 dislikes (3.4%)
38:00 <The_Baron> ha!
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <spookyfingers> u old fk
38:00 <spookyfingers> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> taking a lot of time
38:00 <Serenity> pff
38:00 <slinky_J> dad no
38:00 <slinky_J> fine
38:00 <slinky_J> u work
38:00 <slinky_J> go to bed
38:00 <slinky_J> have sex and things
38:00 <slinky_J> :P
38:00 <Picard> lol
38:00 <slinky_J> You Gremlin
38:00 <slinky_J> LOL
38:00 <Picard> yes, sex is going to happen
38:00 <slinky_J> aha
38:00 <slinky_J> ino it will
38:00 <slinky_J> i dont wanna think about it
38:00 <TheRiddler> Argetina burger is just a dbl qtr pounder with salsa n sour dough
38:00 <Zade> will your wife be awake Picard?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, if you listen to ABC
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this song pops up all the time 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron clearly knows
39:00 <The_Baron> *nod*
39:00 <slinky_J> already need some
39:00 <slinky_J> like just one
39:00 <slinky_J> Elmo 
39:00 <slinky_J> id rape him
39:00 <Picard> Zade i dont know, nor do i care lol
39:00 <Zade> haha
39:00 <slinky_J> oh fb is restricting me again?
39:00 <slinky_J> NOR
39:00 <TheRiddler> What happen to Erin elmo
39:00 <slinky_J> go have some sex man
39:00 <Zade> slip her the sneaky sleeper
40:00 <Mew> faux fawks
40:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fC_q9KPczAg&feature=kp
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Barenaked Ladies - One Week (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 2:55 - Category: Music - 6,591,566 - 28,161 likes (98.4%), 459 dislikes (1.6%)
40:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One has half ops??
40:00 <fawks> so much yes mew!
40:00 <slinky_J> Ill watch another scream movie and pm sezz about knives
40:00 <slinky_J> coz we r obsezzed
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're fucking slow
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've had them for days
41:00 <doctor> thats some good tunes
41:00 <slinky_J> yay sezz
41:00 <slinky_J> it posted!
41:00 <Serenity> HELLO
41:00 <Serenity> im in a nutella coma
41:00 <Picard> k im off
41:00 <Picard> nught
41:00 <Picard> night
41:00 <Serenity> night
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what other ABC Radio I have in my head?
42:00 <Picard> i dont look at what cunts have ops
42:00 <Bastardly_One> here we go!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvQ6sfc5B9A
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Little River Band ~ Help Is On Its Way ~ 1977 (Date not found) 4:01 - Category: Education - 3,575 - 23 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
42:00 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faun
42:00 <Matthew> oh I want you... but I don't know if I need you... but ohhh I'm dyinggg to finddd outtttt
43:00 <fawks> this song reminds me of 10 things i hate about you :')
43:00 <fawks> gud 1 mew
43:00 <Serenity> i need to get that movie again
43:00 <Mew> tytt
43:00 <Mew> tyty*
44:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHozn0YXAeE
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HANSON - MMMBop (Oct 6, 2009) 3:54 - Category: Music - 22,969,341 - 64,320 likes (94.9%), 3,479 dislikes (5.1%)
44:00 <fawks> ,
44:00 <fawks> deargod
44:00 <Mew> bedewbydewbop
44:00 <Bastardly_One> someone ban her
44:00 <Serenity> no way
44:00 <Serenity> hanson rock
44:00 <fawks> i was so obsessed with hanson lol
44:00 <fawks> .
44:00 <Serenity> at had so many tshirts and videos and all the cds
44:00 <fawks> at had
45:00 <Maurice> That is so sad
45:00 <Serenity> tulsa tokyo and the middle of no where
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fine! I'm going to stick with ABC Radio classics
45:00 <Maurice> At least I collected Take That stuff instead..
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it is Maurice
45:00 <Picard> pauline??
45:00 <Serenity> i was 12 you bitch not all of us were old
45:00 <Bastardly_One> dear Lord
45:00 <fawks> lmao maurice was like 29
45:00 <Maurice> Mums dogs ate my take that doona cover the other day
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky you arent old enough for Indecent Obsession
45:00 <Serenity> i was more of a 5ive fan tho
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and 1927 and Bros
45:00 <Maurice> I yelled at the big one 'YOU BITCH' and she went to bed
45:00 <fawks> bsb > evrywun
45:00 <^pilot^> why do i feel so melancholy
45:00 <^pilot^> i need my silvia back already
45:00 <Serenity> its the weather
45:00 <^pilot^> maybe
45:00 <^pilot^> maybe not
46:00 <Serenity> BABY WHEN THE LIGHTS
46:00 <Serenity> GO OUT
46:00 <Serenity> EVERY SINGL EWORD CANNOT EXPRESS
46:00 <Serenity> THE LOVE AND TENDERNESSSS
46:00 <Maurice> That song was on the radio the other day
46:00 <spookyfingers> drunk yet sezz?
46:00 <Serenity> almost
46:00 <spookyfingers> i cant drink this whiskey fast
46:00 <Serenity> you wanna go slashing?
46:00 <spookyfingers> so nice
46:00 <spookyfingers> YES!!!!
46:00 <spookyfingers> i mean
46:00 <spookyfingers> maybe
46:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9wfpXI5PKlw
46:00 <Serenity> lets go
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spice Girls - Spice Up Your Life (Mar 6, 2009) 3:06 - Category: Music - 6,540,337 - 19,390 likes (97.1%), 570 dislikes (2.9%)
46:00 <spookyfingers> YES
46:00 <faux> Vom
46:00 <spookyfingers> KK
46:00 <spookyfingers> DEATH FOR ALL!
46:00 <Serenity> some people call me mauriceeee
46:00 <Serenity> wit wooo
47:00 <faux> Yay spice girls 
47:00 <Serenity> omggg
47:00 <faux> La la la la la la la la laaa
47:00 <Serenity> i remember having a sleep over at a friends place for her birthday
47:00 <spookyfingers> if you wanna be my brother
47:00 <faux> La la la la la la laaaa
47:00 <Serenity> and the 5 of us did a spice girls show for her mum
47:00 <spookyfingers> you gotta go to the pen!
47:00 <faux> LOL my friend had a spice girls party 
47:00 <faux> I need to see pics 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, watch the repeat of Britain Has Talent for that song
47:00 <faux> Immediately 
47:00 <Serenity> at the time i thought it was great but now im thinking her mum was just thinking would these little cunts go to sleep already
47:00 <Bastardly_One> these 3 camp guys dance in high heels to that
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're fucking good
47:00 <Maurice> faux, there were 3 guys on britains got talent last night, wearing high heels and dancing to the spice girls
47:00 <Maurice> They were actually quite good
47:00 <slinky_J> hehehe sezz
47:00 <slinky_J> ill take down fb if u want
47:00 <slinky_J> lolz
47:00 <Matthew> it must be due to the shortest day of the year, ^pilot^
47:00 <Matthew> it's all up from here...
47:00 <slinky_J> wos funny as
47:00 <^pilot^> Thanks Matt
47:00 <Serenity> solstice n shit
47:00 <Serenity> its fucking everything up
47:00 <^pilot^> Thanks for putting it into prospective
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the repeat is about 11:30 I think
48:00 <Serenity> and her mum did avon
48:00 <faux> That rules 
48:00 <Maurice> Oh
48:00 <Serenity> so we got into her sample lipsticks and shit
48:00 <Serenity> it was sah gud
48:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you saw that this afternoon too Maurice?
48:00 <Maurice> No
48:00 <Maurice> Last night
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they were good yeah?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, that might of been the repeat of the repeat and it might not be on again 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they were good though yeah?
48:00 <Serenity> i cant feel my eyelids
48:00 <Matthew> we now get 1 minute sunlight extra per day until late December
49:00 <Bastardly_One> can you remember what they were called?
49:00 <Skirmish> Why are you trying to feel your eyelids?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> someone has to of youtubed that 
49:00 <Serenity> i dont know tbh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> faux would luff them
50:00 <spookyfingers> sezz
50:00 <Skirmish> I have this image of you in my mind poking yourself square in the eye and saying in a panicked tone "I CAN'T FEEL MY EYELIDS!" 
50:00 <spookyfingers> i figure
50:00 <Serenity> LOL
50:00 <spookyfingers> orange tree on the road
50:00 <spookyfingers> i got mandarines
50:00 <Bastardly_One> found it!
50:00 <spookyfingers> ima fkn put ice in the blender an orange and mandarines or just mandarines
50:00 <spookyfingers> mmmm
50:00 <faux> Blueberry tree on the road
50:00 <Serenity> i got pineapples off my lime tree once
50:00 <Bastardly_One> faux
50:00 <faux> Got some strawberries 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> check this shit out
50:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQtT-Tv_tZ4
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yanis Marshall, Arnaud and Mehdi in their high heels spice up the stage | Britain's Got Talent 2014 (Date not found) 5:12 - Category: Entertainment - 4,445,738 - 31,386 likes (95.8%), 1,359 dislikes (4.2%)
50:00 <spookyfingers> oh yum
50:00 <faux> Rofl
50:00 <Bastardly_One> watch what they dance to
51:00 <Skirmish> You jerked off to that video didn't you B1. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Admit it. 
51:00 <Skirmish> Men in heels make you randy. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> in front of my mum
51:00 <spookyfingers> be nice if i had bananas n strawberries
51:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
51:00 <spookyfingers> and blueberries
51:00 <spookyfingers> fkn mm
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I waited til I got home
51:00 <spookyfingers> ice
51:00 <spookyfingers> make a wicked drink
51:00 <fawks> these guys are sexy
51:00 <spookyfingers> i picked an orange earlier
51:00 <fawks> ok two of them a re
51:00 <spookyfingers> just sucked the juice out was so good
51:00 <Alburt_Enstun> damn
51:00 <Alburt_Enstun> no interesting people here
52:00 <TheRiddler> Eat them with cream
52:00 <Bastardly_One> they dance really well 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> you laughing yet?
52:00 <TheRiddler> Off a hot girls fits :p
52:00 <TheRiddler> Err
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if you wanna be my lover
52:00 <TheRiddler> Tits
53:00 <TheRiddler> Lol
53:00 <fawks> why would i laugh
53:00 <fawks> theyre great
53:00 <fawks> and 2 of them are babes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't they?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they're awesome 
53:00 <Maurice> I said last night I wish I could do kicks and shit like that in heels
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the song choices are specifically camp but that's the best part of it 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
56:00 <Bastardly_One> there's more of them at the right side of that link
57:00 <Skirmish> I will admit that you are very adaptive B1. 
57:00 <Discordia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkeuZSH8zZ4
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Game of Thrones Title Sequence You Didn't Know You Were Waiting For (Date not found) 1:30 - Category: Comedy - 371,792 - 2,854 likes (96.1%), 115 dislikes (3.9%)
59:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dc3AovUZgvo
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Madness - Baggy Trousers (Sep 2, 2011) 2:46 - Category: Music - 1,132,337 - 4,256 likes (97.5%), 107 dislikes (2.5%)
59:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1WhhSBgd3KI
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Specials - Ghost Town (Feb 26, 2009) 3:39 - Category: Music - 3,377,944 - 17,931 likes (98.4%), 296 dislikes (1.6%)
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Gangsters is beter
00:00 <Bastardly_One> *better
00:00 <GhostOP> hah
00:00 <GhostOP> very adaptive
00:00 <GhostOP> just saw that
00:00 <Bastardly_One> love the Specials
01:00 <Mew> samesies
01:00 <Discordia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgqYkBFSva4
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RUSH - YYZ - DRUM COVER BY MEYTAL COHEN (Date not found) 5:03 - Category: Music - 567,139 - 5,630 likes (97.7%), 134 dislikes (2.3%)
02:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZvKGXNEI0Y
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl (Date not found) 3:36 - Category: Music - 7,200,214 - 17,647 likes (96.4%), 653 dislikes (3.6%)
02:00 <Serenity> hahahahah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgCZN1rU5co
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Specials - Gangsters (Date not found) 2:55 - Category: Music - 1,783,851 - 7,701 likes (98.6%), 111 dislikes (1.4%)
02:00 <Skirmish> Peter Andre married that massive tittied wench from the UK ... what was her name? 
02:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cntvEDbagAw
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Specials - A Message To You Rudy (This video contains content not available in your country.) - Category: Music - -
02:00 <Skirmish> He may have sucked in the music dept but he got to bang some fiiiiiiine bitches.
02:00 <Zade> jordan?
02:00 <Serenity> i had a massive crush on him
03:00 <spookyfingers> lumes! <3
03:00 <spookyfingers> :D :D :D
03:00 <Skirmish> God that was a good omelet. 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Peter Andre did bitches?
04:00 <Skirmish> Does that make you sad?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm he got a contract doing Molly Meldrum
04:00 <lumeah2> spookyfingers:! 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> he likes the arse 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> the women were probably a front
04:00 <spookyfingers> i love women
04:00 <spookyfingers> i like that awesome thing i so want to get to know
04:00 <Lumeah> :)
04:00 <spookyfingers> lick, kiss and suck
05:00 <Discordia> Women just don't like you?
05:00 <spookyfingers> tongue that clit like a dyke, too far?
05:00 <Picard> eeewwwww
05:00 <spookyfingers> they dont?
05:00 <Lumeah> yes
05:00 <Lumeah> :P
05:00 <spookyfingers> lmaoz
05:00 <spookyfingers> :P
05:00 <Lumeah> :P)
05:00 <Picard> Lumeah shut up and get a makeover
05:00 <spookyfingers> lolol
05:00 <spookyfingers> ay
05:00 <spookyfingers> :/
07:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qpJ0cyXbMbI
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Harley - Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me) (Mar 3, 2009) 3:56 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 1,437,187 - 6,219 likes (98.8%), 78 dislikes (1.2%)
07:00 <Skirmish> LMAO shut up and get a make over.
08:00 <fawks> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152279230563889
08:00 <Serenity> OHH WOAHH OHH OHH OHH
08:00 <Serenity> MYSTERIOUS GIRL
09:00 <spookyfingers> sezz am i weird bcoz i put the air con on freezin cause this movie is set in the snow?
09:00 <spookyfingers> lols
09:00 <Serenity> yes lol
09:00 <fawks> .
09:00 <Serenity> but i wont hold it against you
09:00 <spookyfingers> lmaoz
09:00 <spookyfingers> pls do
09:00 <spookyfingers> the sharpest side <3
09:00 <Mew> movies r life xbox is love
09:00 <fawks> lmao
09:00 <Serenity> shrek is love
09:00 <Maurice> We used to be best buddiesss but now we're notttt I wish you would tell me whyyyy
09:00 <Serenity> shrek is life
10:00 <spookyfingers> hahaha
10:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: B*Witched - C'est La Vie (Oct 25, 2009) 2:57 - Category: Music - 4,792,342 - 13,246 likes (94.3%), 802 dislikes (5.7%)
10:00 <spookyfingers> Shrek 4: Boogeeerrrrs
11:00 <Serenity> i miss the 90s/early 00's
11:00 <Discordia> ahh good ol' noteop... good to see you're still around
11:00 <MrMark> boooo!
11:00 <Skirmish> I miss longie. 
11:00 <Mew> i love noteop
11:00 <Skirmish> He was an entertaining guy. 
11:00 <Mew> so handy
11:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D6KO6s7-aI
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chantoozies - "Witch Queen" 1987 (Jan 15, 2010) 4:10 - Category: Music - 10,985 - 40 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Discordia> I wonder how long its been since Octane was around
11:00 <Serenity> i miss loveOP
11:00 <Skirmish> It was fun watching people like B1 grab him by the proverbial hips and desperately ram their heads up his ass.
11:00 <Discordia> loveop... man im glad that thing is gone lol
12:00 <Serenity> sending anon admire notes
12:00 <Discordia> oh yeah lol, i had forgotten about that
12:00 <Mew> isnt Longie still here?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> ctcp LoveOp
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> should still work
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cute what it says
12:00 <Skirmish> loveop would have been made even better is there was breakupop or divorceop
12:00 <Skirmish> if*
13:00 <Maurice> I remember the database of 'married' irc people
13:00 <Skirmish> Mew: he's never around anymore. 
13:00 <Skirmish> I was on it! 
13:00 <stebie> get Longie back here so he can fix me up
13:00 <stebie> :<
13:00 <Serenity> longie is with us in spirit
13:00 <Mew> oh like active
13:00 <Skirmish> Yeah. I miss him being active. 
13:00 <Discordia> loveop no longer exists... wonder when they got rid of it... 
13:00 <Maurice> RIP Longie
13:00 <Mew> i miss knifebunny and sgt splode
13:00 <Mew> heaps
13:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: Amen
13:00 <Mew> :'(
14:00 <Maurice> I have all 3 mob numbers unless they've changed
14:00 <Maurice> I'll spam them with msgs until they return
14:00 <Bastardly_One> the only 2 active opps suck 
14:00 <Skirmish> Once we got through the initial teething problems I think Knifebunny and I built a spectacular friendship. 
14:00 <Discordia> ahh sgt splode... amusing guy that
14:00 <stebie> Maurice, yes :D
14:00 <Maurice> Then I'll ban them for being jerks
14:00 <Bastardly_One> especially gremlinz
14:00 <Bastardly_One> (that should wake him up)
14:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NO-h9PFum4
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steps - 5, 6, 7, 8 (Oct 25, 2009) 3:24 - Category: Music - 4,629,256 - 8,854 likes (94.2%), 545 dislikes (5.8%)
14:00 <Mew> do sgt splode right now maurice
14:00 <Maurice> But
14:00 <Skirmish> Is anyone aware of a place on the interwebs where I can download already played world cup games? 
15:00 <stebie> i think i have Dan's, just don't see the point in pestering him irl for online affairs
15:00 <Mew> he'll be awakr
15:00 <Mew> e
15:00 <Maurice> He hasn't even bought me a drink
15:00 <Mew> pff
15:00 <stebie> but he's ignoring my noteops, if he's ever here
15:00 <Mew> like that matters
15:00 <Maurice> Are you calling me easy
15:00 <Maurice> Because ok
15:00 <Mew> get in his inbox and do your thing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> got his FB stebie? He actually answers that
16:00 <Mew> put some v in his pigeon hole
16:00 <Maurice> I have it, Skirmish
16:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, i do, but the same applies
16:00 <Skirmish> B1 pesters him constantly on it. he knows.
16:00 <Maurice> From whatsapp
16:00 <Skirmish> Maurice: LOL oh that's right. 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I just wanted to know how he was in general and he was the same as usual
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that was about a week ago but he answered pretty quick
16:00 <Mew> srsly get splode on asap
16:00 <Mew> make him staaay
17:00 <Skirmish> Before he answered his office got to hear him yell out *FUCK MY LIFE WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS CUNT WANT?!*
17:00 <Picard> night'
17:00 <stebie> cya Picard
17:00 <Mew> cya
17:00 <Bastardly_One> probably Skirmish 
17:00 <faux> and stay out 
18:00 <Mew> ya sexy bald bastard
18:00 <faux> I want a flufy toilet seat
18:00 <faux> So me butt doesn't freeze every time I need to pee inwwinter 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> wake up fucks!
18:00 <Maurice> Eat a fat one
19:00 <stebie> lol
19:00 <faux> There's a video of some dude with maggots under his gum
19:00 <Skirmish> Squat, but don't sit. 
19:00 <faux> How did they get there 
19:00 <Skirmish> Your thighs will love it.
19:00 <faux> Don't they come from flies
19:00 <Maurice> Gross, I've seen that video
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi <3
20:00 <faux> or is it the opposite 
20:00 <faux> Lol
20:00 <Mew> whaaaaaat
20:00 <Maurice> They come from flies
20:00 <faux> Yes so
20:00 <faux> A fly lived under his gum?
20:00 <faux> I don't get it
20:00 <Maurice> Or laid eggs
20:00 <Skirmish> How did he get fly blown lips you're asking?
20:00 <Maurice> In rotting gum meat
20:00 <faux> But wouldn't you notice a fly in your mouth
20:00 <faux> I'm so cofnjsed 
20:00 <faux> And confused 
20:00 <Maurice> Maybe he was passed out with his mouth open
20:00 <Maurice> I dunno
20:00 <Skirmish> Maggots only eat rotting flesh too ... interesting.
20:00 <Mew> my friend got lip injections earlier today
20:00 <Maurice> I kinda want to google it but I don't need the reminder
20:00 <faux> Hmmm
21:00 <faux> Yeah
21:00 <faux> Me 2
21:00 <faux> Vom
21:00 <Mew> they actually look nice
21:00 <faux> Skirmish you do it
21:00 <Maurice> Yeah Skirmish, you're the big tough man, you do it
21:00 <faux> Go on
21:00 <faux> Mister 98" calves
21:00 <faux> Stomp dem maggots
22:00 <Skirmish> What am I doing? 
22:00 <Skirmish> Looking up that vid?
22:00 <Skirmish> Aren't you in Melbourne? 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
22:00 <Skirmish> Why would you still be on here then if you're in Melb.
22:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason my friend is registering now and coming in as well
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yo ^pilot^
23:00 <Skirmish> Do you really want your friend to see how little people respect you B1? 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> she's used to it 
24:00 <Maurice> No
24:00 <Maurice> Looking up why he had maggots in his gums
24:00 <Bastardly_One> old yahell veterans
24:00 <Skirmish> Well, before they arrive just let me say that I think you should have taken her out or something instead of bringing her on here. 
24:00 <Skirmish> I shall say no more. 
25:00 <Discordia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1MOAdGn2jkM
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: WARNING! Rotten Teeth Pulled Out to Reveal Maggots In Gum! (Date not found) 0:27 - Category: Entertainment - 41,243 - 24 likes (82.8%), 5 dislikes (17.2%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit sherlock?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I would prefer to be out right now but happens when you have children
25:00 <Excessive> either that or take her from behind :P
25:00 <Excessive> n hai \o.
26:00 <Maurice> I'm so tempted to click but don't think I can watch it again
26:00 <faux> Look up how its possible for it to happen skirmish
26:00 <faux> And no way I'm clicking 
26:00 <faux> Vom
26:00 <Serenity> DO HER IN THE POOPER
26:00 <Skirmish> You couldn't go hire some DVD's or something? 
27:00 <Serenity> grossssssssssssssssss
27:00 <Bastardly_One> we've watched 50 movies today already
27:00 <Serenity> whats the real number
27:00 <Bastardly_One> about 4
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <Maurice> (21:22:47) (Skirmish): Why would you still be on here then if you're in Melb.
27:00 <Maurice> Because melbourne sucks worse than austnet?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and up the pooper sounds alright
28:00 <Serenity> im gonna go back to watching 90s pop
28:00 <Skirmish> What do you mean how it can happen?  A fly got into his mouth and laid maggots. 
28:00 <Discordia> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEWD-mZSuKk
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World's Weirdest - Larva Removed from a Girl's Scalp (Date not found) 2:53 - Category: Shows - 2,954,062 - 2,944 likes (83.3%), 589 dislikes (16.7%)
28:00 <Serenity> up the pooper is alright
28:00 <Excessive> up the bum no babies
28:00 <Bastardly_One> her mum might get jealous too
28:00 <Maurice> I've watched 2 movies today, but one of them goes for 2.5hrs so might aswell say 3
28:00 <Bastardly_One> "you know my daughter has daddy issues?"
29:00 <Serenity> ive watched like
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, you want first go before her
29:00 <Serenity> most of season 4 of that 70s show
29:00 <Skirmish> You're visiting a woman with kids at her mums house? 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive 
29:00 <Skirmish> This just gets weirder and weirder. 
29:00 <Maurice> The boys wanted to watch 21 jump street so I put it on, 3/4s through I was regretting that decision
29:00 <Maurice> So not a kids movie
29:00 <Serenity> Maurice explain this disney infinity thing to me
29:00 <Excessive> ?
29:00 <Serenity> its a game?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's my friend by the way
29:00 <Maurice> Yeah it is
30:00 <Serenity> and how does it work
30:00 <Serenity> what are the figurines for
30:00 <HeavyMetalMumma> you have friends B1?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> HeavyMetalMumma ... so yeah ... hi
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
30:00 <Maurice> Bit like skylanders, you have your figurines and put them on the board thing then you're that person in the game
30:00 <Serenity> oh
30:00 <Serenity> skylanders means nothing to me btw
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Maurice> Me either really lol
30:00 <Maurice> But you need the figurines to be the characters
30:00 <Serenity> lily wants some frozen infinity shit for christmas and im thinking that means i have to get the game
30:00 <Maurice> It's on most consoles, pc, ipad
31:00 <Maurice> Yeah but unless you're comatose, you would get rid of a fly in your mouth before it had a chance to lay eggs
31:00 <Maurice> Also, if you ever have rolo mousse, make sure your spoon goes to the bottom of the tub everytime, or you end up eating the chocolate and having only caramel at the end
31:00 <Skirmish> Ok let me watch the video and see. 
31:00 <Skirmish> He could have eaten rotten foot with the maggots already in the food?  Is it indian? 
31:00 <Skirmish> Yeah the figures are useless without the game and the base. 
31:00 <Maurice> You buy the starter kit, comes with the game, 2 figures, the board thing
31:00 <Serenity> might work seeming they want a ps3
31:00 <Maurice> Then you buy discs and they give you diff backgrounds/things
31:00 <Serenity> i could get all of it
31:00 <Serenity> and make it the 'big' present
32:00 <Maurice> I hope I get a big present for xmas
32:00 <Serenity> even tho they already have xboes n shit
32:00 <Serenity> xboxes
32:00 <Maurice> My house is apparently proof you can't have too many consoles
32:00 <Maurice> I beg to differ but whatevs
32:00 <Maurice> When you buy the figurines you get a code with them so you can play on pc
32:00 <Serenity> we've got 2 wii's 2 xboxes a ps2 and about 5 original xboxes
32:00 <HeavyMetalMumma> I want a wii but I cant have nice things as my son is 3 :(
33:00 <spookyfingers> hey sezz
33:00 <Skirmish> Yeah he looks like a povo from a 3rd world country.  I bet he's eaten rotten food and the maggots have transfered. 
33:00 <spookyfingers> i made mango juice
33:00 <spookyfingers> wid lotsa ice
33:00 <spookyfingers> AND ORANGE SODAAAAAAAAAAA
33:00 <Maurice> Ok thatd make more sense
33:00 <Serenity> i made vodka and orange juice
33:00 <spookyfingers> yet to taste, bit scared.
33:00 <Serenity> with mountain dew
33:00 <spookyfingers> ih8u
33:00 <spookyfingers> YUM
33:00 <spookyfingers> <3 md
33:00 <spookyfingers> i luv that n solo
33:00 <Maurice> I had a wii when my son was born
33:00 <Serenity> oh yeah he'll have that broken in about half a day
33:00 <Maurice> Just kick his arse
33:00 <Skirmish> ^
33:00 <Skirmish> Kids need to learn to leave shit alone. 
33:00 <Maurice> Cam was funny, he was playing bowling and my nephew walked behind him on his back swing
33:00 <Maurice> Black eye
33:00 <Serenity> LOL
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, meet HeavyMetalMumma ... you two might get along ... #1 she's not old ...
34:00 <spookyfingers> my fav is creaming soda :D
34:00 <spookyfingers> also mums fav, damn her eyes!
34:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiwDHHcHPh0
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steps - Tragedy (Oct 25, 2009) 4:30 - Category: Music - 1,952,584 - 4,518 likes (94.5%), 261 dislikes (5.5%)
34:00 <Serenity> i wish i was 11/12 again
34:00 <spookyfingers> i better clean floor coz mandarine even no mango
34:00 <spookyfingers> juice went all over me when i was fkn with em hahaha
34:00 <spookyfingers> stickyfingers
34:00 <Serenity> she likes you so i doubt it :P
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <Maurice> To be fair to Cam, my nephew had been told numerous times not to walk behind us
34:00 <Skirmish> Is your son autistic and refuses to listen to you and that's why you can't have things? 
34:00 <Maurice> Is he an out of control little brat?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwww cute ... she's already being trolled by despos
34:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: If she isn't old what is she doing hanging out with you? 
34:00 <Serenity> be nice to the new person lol
35:00 <Skirmish> She got a fetish for wrinkly old balls?
35:00 <Serenity> im going to go dye my hair
35:00 <Maurice> Did you just call me despo?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> she can answer for herself ... I need a smoke
35:00 <Skirmish> HeavyMetalMumma: Ring the police whilst he's outside. 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> not this time ... thecurlyone wants to show her his curly ones
36:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qa9tZGCyOnw     <----- Test yourself for 3 minutes.
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: maggots eating different wounds on humans, very disturbing (Date not found) 3:02 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 135,246 - 109 likes (71.7%), 43 dislikes (28.3%)
36:00 <Serenity> no m8
36:00 <Skirmish> First one is a shocker.
36:00 <HeavyMetalMumma> he wants to bang my mum so I thought Id help him out
36:00 <Skirmish> Has be pretended that he's into BDSM with her? 
36:00 <Skirmish> He did that here chasing a chick. 
37:00 <Skirmish> Tell your mum to choke him ... he likes it. 
37:00 <HeavyMetalMumma> bahaha
37:00 <Skirmish> If he ever says "who's your daddy" just punch him in the face. 
38:00 <Skirmish> Second one is worse. Basic wound care people!!!!!!
38:00 <Serenity> didnt they used to use maggots in the war
38:00 <Serenity> for wound cleaning
38:00 <Serenity> to stop gangrene
38:00 <Skirmish> He is easily one of the unfunniest cunts alive.
39:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJLIiF15wjQ
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spice Girls - Wannabe (Mar 6, 2009) 3:58 - Category: Music - 62,936,566 - 184,847 likes (95.5%), 8,661 dislikes (4.5%)
39:00 <Skirmish> So is this his angle to get in your mums pants?  Introduce you to the internet to keep you occupied whilst they go off and do the hibberty bibberty? 
40:00 <Maurice> I am not clicking anything that has maggots in the title
40:00 <Serenity> i find it funny ginger was the fat spice girl
40:00 <Serenity> but baby was bigger than her
40:00 <Skirmish> Yeah they are still used by hospitals today Serenity in bad wounds. 
40:00 <Maurice> And now she looks anorexic
40:00 <Skirmish> The ones in this clip though are maggot infested wounds that people have no looked after. 
40:00 <HeavyMetalMumma> so that must be his play lmfao
41:00 <Serenity> i always wanted to be sporty spice
41:00 <Serenity> but they always made me be scary cause of my hair
41:00 <Serenity> assholes
41:00 <Skirmish> Has your mum got an egg timer?  Like, one of the ones with the sand in it? 
41:00 <Skirmish> If she flips that over ... the time it takes the sand to get to the bottom is how long sex, a shower and the awkward silence will take. 
42:00 <Maurice> Lol
42:00 <Maurice> I think maybe your boobs played a factor
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what happened to her ... she's the only one you dont hear about
42:00 <Serenity> you hear about her heaps on tv
42:00 <Serenity> she had that affair with eddie murphy n had his kid
42:00 <Serenity> shes always on those jenny craig ads
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that was Scary Spice
42:00 <HeavyMetalMumma> god aint you lot a bunch of sunshine and rainbows]
42:00 <Skirmish> No unicorns here. 
43:00 <Serenity> oh ur talking about mel c
43:00 <Bastardly_One> sporty I said
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
43:00 <Serenity> well you didnt say
43:00 <Bastardly_One> who was the blonde one?
43:00 <Serenity> thats baby spice
43:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.xnxx.com/video1729998/pornovato.com_-_hot_triple_penetration
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that's who I meant!
43:00 <Maurice> Good lord
43:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One isn't exactly popular either. He's a bit of a know it all geezer in a DC cap. 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> *yawns*
43:00 <Skirmish> So why did you choose that nick?  What metal do you listen to? 
44:00 <Serenity> lol
44:00 <spookyfingers> oh my glob
44:00 <spookyfingers> fuck ur mix sezz
44:00 <spookyfingers> this shit owns
44:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FC3y9llDXuM
44:00 <spookyfingers> :D
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wheatus - Teenage Dirtbag (Sep 27, 2010) 4:07 - Category: Music - 40,230,940 - 191,749 likes (96.1%), 7,767 dislikes (3.9%)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if Wheatus still exist
44:00 <Serenity> CAUSE IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABYYY
44:00 <spookyfingers> well weezer do
45:00 <Serenity> YEAH IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG BABYY
45:00 <spookyfingers> dunno y
45:00 <spookyfingers> lols
45:00 <Serenity> LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN MAYBE WITH MEEE
45:00 <Skirmish> Ok I had to close that window it was taking me to a dark corner of the internet.
45:00 <spookyfingers> FOR YOUUUUUUU
45:00 <spookyfingers> idle hands babbyyy
45:00 <spookyfingers> Bastardly_One i bet u scarlet johannsen gets her tits out in her new alien movie
45:00 <spookyfingers> ;)
45:00 <HeavyMetalMumma> death, black, industrial,speed,power, melodic, thrash,gorecore
45:00 <HeavyMetalMumma> all of it
45:00 <Skirmish> What bands? 
46:00 <Serenity> man this song reminds me of going to the rink on friday nights (roller skating)
46:00 <Serenity> and my first bf
46:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nana mouskouri, patsy bisco
46:00 <Skirmish> You answer for her now? 
46:00 <Skirmish> You sure it's the mum you want to boof or her? 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> she really can't be fucked with you
47:00 <Serenity> mena suvari with her bung eyes
47:00 <Serenity> and pie fucker soo young
47:00 <Skirmish> Oasis reminds me of the chick I was dating at the end of year 12 that would let me finger bang her at school. 
47:00 <Skirmish> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> or your pathetic attempts to bait her so you can diss her via the music she likes
47:00 <Bastardly_One> plus she has her hands full 
47:00 <Skirmish> I am not trying to bait her at all.  I am asking what she's into.
47:00 <HeavyMetalMumma> too many bands to list
48:00 <Skirmish> I think she may have had a psychological issue with just wanting things stuck inside her all the time.
48:00 <Skirmish> The guy she started seeing after we broke up caught her fucking his dad. 
48:00 <Serenity> i used to let boys touch my boobs behind the basketball courts in year 9
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I have this stuck in my head
48:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-NvQ6VJYtE
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jamiroquai - Cosmic Girl (Date not found) 4:00 - Category: Music - 3,751,516 - 15,765 likes (98%), 321 dislikes (2%)
48:00 <Skirmish> Sucks to be him.
48:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ht5RZpzPqw
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: blink-182 - All The Small Things (Jun 16, 2009) 2:53 - Category: Music - 64,226,351 - 200,365 likes (97.5%), 5,243 dislikes (2.5%)
48:00 <Skirmish> Why would I want to diss her for the music she likes?  You need to lay off the weed, you're getting paranoid.
48:00 <Skirmish> HeavyMetalMumma: Name your top 3.  I am in the middle of a music desert at the moment.  Sick of listening to all the stuff I normally hear but am finding it hard to discover new music I like. 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm straight as an arrow idiot
49:00 <Serenity> im not
50:00 <Skirmish> lol @ extra aggressive B1 in front of HeavyMetalMumma. 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> what colour are you going?
50:00 <Serenity> im just going to a natural brown
51:00 <spookyfingers> sezz 3 trays ice 6 mandarines, 2 cups water, sugar, orange soda, a little creaming soda ::P
51:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: blink-182 - Dammit (Jun 16, 2009) 2:51 - Category: Music - 21,089,677 - 52,109 likes (98.1%), 993 dislikes (1.9%)
51:00 <spookyfingers> and its so foamy
51:00 <Serenity> i had this on cassette
51:00 <Serenity> an actual cassette tape
51:00 <spookyfingers> i lelt it go till it was spilling out everywhere lmao
51:00 <spookyfingers> woz funny
51:00 <spookyfingers> clean it up for me pls
51:00 <Skirmish> No way .....
51:00 <Serenity> i dont have time to be keeping up with hair shit these days
51:00 <Bastardly_One> one day I'm losing these half ops when I ban you arse indefinitely fucktard
51:00 <Serenity> too much hard work
51:00 <Bastardly_One> sick of your shit day in day out
51:00 <HeavyMetalMumma> twelve foot ninja,  in flames, devil driver
51:00 <Skirmish> HeavyMetalMumma: Thanks.  I will check them out. 
51:00 <Serenity> no way what
51:00 <Bastardly_One> ewwwwwwwwwwww In Flames
52:00 <Bastardly_One> My last cassette ever is pretty embarrassing 
52:00 <spookyfingers> lol
52:00 <TheRiddler> Touch the vagina Tate the vagina
52:00 <TheRiddler> Taste
52:00 <spookyfingers> when i was a sperm?
52:00 <HeavyMetalMumma> scuse the delay there is a wriggly baby in my arms
52:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: no way you're just going a normal colour. All the pics I have seen of late have been outside the box colours. 
52:00 <Skirmish> HeavyMetalMumma: No dramas. 
52:00 <simba> In Flames have 1 awesome record
52:00 <Serenity> yeah i havent had normal coloured hair in years
52:00 <Serenity> but its a lot of hard work to keep them nice and i just dont have the time
52:00 <Serenity> and cbf
53:00 <Serenity> mine was just mix tapes
53:00 <Serenity> recorded from the radio
53:00 <Serenity> but when i was like 8
53:00 <Serenity> i had a billy joel cassette i played
53:00 <Serenity> sooo much
53:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: Maybe that will be the day you don't threaten me with your half ops like a limp pool noodle? 
53:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Fair call.  Kayla is always doing hers but she never goes the bright colours. 
53:00 <Skirmish> She tries to stay close to her natural colour. 
54:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTWKbfoikeg
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit (Jun 16, 2009) 4:38 - Category: Music - 161,435,688 - 800,802 likes (98.2%), 15,010 dislikes (1.8%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine was the album this is off
54:00 <Bastardly_One> don't hurt me 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> just dance!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0c1pqttyLU
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jamiroquai Love Foolosophy (second video) (Apr 9, 2009) 3:55 - Category: Music - 5,999 - 33 likes (94.3%), 2 dislikes (5.7%)
54:00 <Bastardly_One> *boogies ... badly ... in the chair*
54:00 <Serenity> yeah doing it a brown colour you wont notice my regrowth so thats what i want
54:00 <Skirmish> simba: What album?  
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I looked like that wanker but with classes for a while
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was I thinking?
55:00 <The_Baron> chair dancing can be hazardous to your health
55:00 <Bastardly_One> classes = glasses
55:00 <Maurice> (21:51:18) (Serenity): i had this on cassette
55:00 <Maurice> (21:51:22) (Serenity): an actual cassette tape
55:00 <Maurice> I had Adams Song on today, Cal goes 'who is this? how old are they?'
55:00 <Maurice> Grounded.
55:00 <Serenity> hahahah
55:00 <Skirmish> I had Poison/Ugly Kid Joe and NWA on cassette. 
55:00 <simba> Whoracle
56:00 <Maurice> I had NKOTB on tape
56:00 <Serenity> lilyasked me what a VHS was i nearly buried her
56:00 <Maurice> For my walkman
56:00 <Maurice> So cool
56:00 <TheRiddler> The best thing about this hotel is the selection of  pillow types
56:00 <MrMark> i remember walkmans
56:00 <Serenity> i remember being like 5 or 6.. maybe younger sitting outside my sisters bedroom door while she played NKOTB
56:00 <Serenity> so i could hear
56:00 <Maurice> Lol
56:00 <Maurice> I was about year 4
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't remember the first tape I got ... I remember the first 2 records
56:00 <Maurice> I got it for my bday
56:00 <Serenity> my sis is 10 years older than me
56:00 <Serenity> so i could have been 4 or so
56:00 <Maurice> I still have the first record I ever got
56:00 <Skirmish> Found it. 
57:00 <Maurice> Let me get the pic, you'll be jelly
57:00 <Serenity> i had a kylie mole record
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I was 5 and my mum got me a record player for my birthday ... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it was Abba, the Beatles and Little Richard
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Little Richard blew my 5 yr old mind
57:00 <TheRiddler> I'm off to bed
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't know what he was singing but I knew it was rude
57:00 <TheRiddler> Goodnight
57:00 <simba> that 1 was classic
58:00 <Skirmish> Fuck you are such a fucking liar it is amazing that you think anyone will believe you Bastardly_One.
58:00 <Bastardly_One> My brother in law has one of original smurf records
58:00 <Bastardly_One> with that jew guy on the back who sings the songs
58:00 <MrMark> i had a smurf record
58:00 <Serenity> the BEST present i ever remember getting was a fisher and pikle pyckle? whatever cassette player and mic
58:00 <Serenity> i looved that thing
58:00 <Skirmish> Reminds me of a tad slower dragonforce with the music. 
58:00 <Serenity> i want to play guitar hero now
58:00 <Skirmish> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> my 6th birthday was my mum's nightmare
59:00 <Serenity> paykel
59:00 <Bastardly_One> silly woman got me a drumset
59:00 <Maurice> Serenity
59:00 <Maurice> https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/scontent-b.xx/hphotos-prn2/t1.0-9/p417x417/540310_10151959919810844_225213711_n.jpg
59:00 <Serenity> haha Maurice!!!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> dear Lord!
59:00 <Skirmish> One of the best music MP3 flash drives I had in my car was all the guitar hero songs. 
59:00 <Serenity> through the fire and flames is the only GH song ive never got 5 starts on
59:00 <Serenity> stars
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