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00:00 <Doodle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bV3tfauw3vQ
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: A Bit of Fry and Laurie: Australian Soap (May 30, 2007) 4:35 - Category: Comedy - 622,659 views - 3,792 likes (99%), 40 dislikes (1%)
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
17:00 <Serenity> how boring is this
18:00 <Serenity> unbanned loof but he didnt come back
19:00 <Marttin> You killed #melbourne sserenity
19:00 <Mew> i thought he got permbanned
19:00 <Serenity> yes what a shame Marttin
19:00 <Serenity> pity youre here
19:00 <Serenity> he did but i unbanned it
19:00 <Bastardly_One> want me to pass it on?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I could via a psn message
20:00 <Serenity> if you must
20:00 <Doodle> sezz
20:00 <Doodle> welcome to the club
20:00 <Serenity> hi
20:00 <Bastardly_One> not really ... but I could 
20:00 <Serenity> channel killers unite!
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <Doodle> \o/
20:00 <Doodle> /U\
20:00 <Bastardly_One> simba you tell him via psn
20:00 <Serenity> \o/
20:00 <Serenity> /v\
20:00 <Bastardly_One> then I'm not to blame
20:00 <Mew> he still comes on
21:00 <Student> he joined in here few hours back, he know he is unbanned
21:00 <Mew> just leave a noteop
21:00 <Doodle> nice v
21:00 <Serenity> y ty
21:00 <Serenity> all good im sure he will work it out
22:00 <Saemon> why is johninja banned?
22:00 <Doodle> for being too sexy
22:00 <Serenity> ask stebie
22:00 <Serenity> or BlackDevil whoever banned him
22:00 <Doodle> why is Saemon unbanned?
23:00 <Serenity> ask Maurice
23:00 <Mew> he was probably drunk raging
23:00 <Doodle> STOP TELLING US TO ASK PEOPLE
23:00 <Serenity> what happened with john the other night
23:00 <Doodle> we're asking you
23:00 <Serenity> i seem to have missed something
23:00 <Serenity> I DONT KNOW ROB OK
23:00 <Serenity> I DONT KNOW EVERYTHING
23:00 <Maurice> Yeah Serenity, we're asking you
23:00 <Doodle> ask john
23:00 <Mew> yeah ask john
23:00 <Mew> LOL
23:00 <Doodle> ^_^
23:00 <Doodle> or
23:00 <Doodle> you could ask the skin telephone ;)
23:00 <Serenity> i kind of did my nana at him the other day so things are super awks atm
23:00 <Doodle> ring ring its for you
23:00 <Mew> ring ring
24:00 <Saemon> if johninja is banned, is kelevra banned as well?
24:00 <Doodle> will you accept the charges
24:00 <Serenity> good one stebie
24:00 <Maurice> Oh wait
24:00 <Maurice> John went out with a bang and pasted that pics of the morons from cats
24:00 <Maurice> So both of them were zlined
24:00 <Doodle> please hold
25:00 <Serenity> ohhh thats right
25:00 <Mew> lmao
25:00 <Maurice> That pics..
25:00 <Serenity> but people were talking about him saying shit about mel or something
25:00 <Serenity> that must have been after i went to bed
25:00 <Maurice> Lol 'are you from Ireland because when I look at you my penis is dublin'
25:00 <Mew> yeah he said heaps of bad shit lol
25:00 <Maurice> Sounds like a Doodle joke
25:00 <Doodle> kekeke
25:00 <Serenity> in here?
25:00 <Doodle> Maurice
25:00 <Serenity> or just somewhere
25:00 <Mew> id be suprised if theyre still together
25:00 <Mew> nah
25:00 <Mew> to awolf
25:00 <Doodle> do you have a sofa bed, cos i have an urge to pull something out and double its size
25:00 <Serenity> wow
25:00 <Maurice> Lol
26:00 <Saemon> if she can do it, then so can i
26:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon you can aspire all you like
26:00 <ShadowLurker> youre not having legs
26:00 <Saemon> check vid before you talk
26:00 <ShadowLurker> no
26:00 <faux> aheuhauehuaheuhae
26:00 <ShadowLurker> i dont click anything you post
26:00 <Saemon> dont need legs to be do what amy purdy is doing
26:00 <Saemon> she is truly my hero
26:00 <Serenity> but he admitted to lying about legs
26:00 <Serenity> for real or just that loser making things up
26:00 <Mew> for real 
26:00 <Maurice> Yeah, not sure I'd believe awolf
26:00 <Mew> okay lol
26:00 <Maurice> He's not *that* retarded that he can't make shit up
26:00 <Doodle> lol awolf is a lost cunt
26:00 <Doodle> he was actually normal once
26:00 <Mew> it was in #cunts too but different stuff to awolf
26:00 <Mew> he was a mess
26:00 <Serenity> im kinda disappointed to hear that
27:00 <Serenity> so that doenst matter
27:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
27:00 <Maurice> But it's still fun to imagine
27:00 <Saemon> when have i done such a thing
27:00 <Saemon> ?
27:00 <Maurice> He'd be doing the twist but it'd be more like the bob
27:00 <beehhh> i should start walk tomorrow
27:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon aspires to have a vagina
27:00 <ShadowLurker> beit someone elses or his own
27:00 <Serenity> everyone should aspire to have a vagina
27:00 <beehhh> signs of heart attack
28:00 <Maurice> I don't need to aspire on that one
28:00 <Serenity> i aspire to have one on my face
28:00 <Serenity> huhu
28:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
28:00 <Saemon> gigigty
28:00 <Maurice> I'm kidding, I don't have anything to unzip
28:00 <Maurice> Just pull em down
28:00 <Serenity> my boobs bradialed darcy today
28:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Who - The Seeker.mp3 (5.71MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:14)
28:00 <Maurice> The cat across the road is called Seeker and he keeps peeing on my wheelie bin
28:00 <Saemon> wow if john was really talkin shit about mel, then it seems like its trouble in paradise 
28:00 <Maurice> The giant bastard
28:00 <Doodle> lol
28:00 <Mew> bit slow on the uptake Saemon 
28:00 <Saemon> maybe time for me to swoop in and make my move
28:00 <Serenity> lol...
29:00 <Serenity> and he listened to my boobs for 5 mins
29:00 <Saemon> student the corned beef exp is 2015
29:00 <Saemon> so all good
29:00 <Maurice> LOL
29:00 <Student> what took you so long ?
29:00 <Saemon> ive got cream of rice or something as well
29:00 <MrMark> hello!
29:00 <Saemon> vanilla flavoured
29:00 <Maurice> Go eat a dick, Saemon
29:00 <Doodle> crikey
29:00 <faux> I'm going downnnn
30:00 <Maurice> Rice cream..
30:00 <Saemon> i dunno student my attentoin just was diverted for a bit
30:00 <Saemon> its in a can
30:00 <Saemon> its sorta like porridge
30:00 <doctor> you make it sound like you're eating bread crumbs from the bottom of your pantry cupboard
30:00 <faux> I'm yelling timberrr
30:00 <Doodle> hot
30:00 <Maurice> To funky town?
30:00 <Doodle> oh
30:00 <faux> Hehehe
30:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of shit was he saying?
30:00 <Doodle> who wants to make me a cup of tea
31:00 <Student> and doctor you sound experienced with that ;)
31:00 <faux> http://i.imgur.com/oai0jLh.gif
31:00 <Saemon> its actually quite good can says it can be eaten warm or cold
31:00 <Saemon> nice
31:00 <doctor> i've got shapes and pork kievs
31:00 <Maurice> Bags not me
31:00 <Doodle> oh go on
31:00 <Maurice> Nope
31:00 <Maurice> But I'll let you teabag me
31:00 <Doodle> ok
31:00 <faux> teabaggeth
31:00 <Serenity> :o
31:00 <TheRiddler> :/
32:00 <Mew> LOL
32:00 <Maurice> I hate that bitch
32:00 <TheRiddler> karl urban > keith urban
32:00 <Serenity> whos he married to
32:00 <Maurice> Kidman, not my sister
32:00 <Doodle> same
32:00 <Serenity> oh
32:00 <Serenity> kidman
32:00 <Serenity> shes annoying as
32:00 <Maurice> Plastic face
33:00 <Saemon> i like her brow
33:00 <faux> .
33:00 <Maurice> Why are you still here
33:00 <faux> I like your absence
33:00 <faux> LOL
33:00 <TheRiddler> eyebrowse
33:00 <Saemon> same with that actress eva green
33:00 <faux> cos all of meeee
33:00 <Saemon> shes realy beautiful
33:00 <Serenity> didnt mind her in mammal rouge
33:00 <faux> Loves
33:00 <faux> Allll of yooou
33:00 <faux> Itchy kitchy ta ta yaya
33:00 <Maurice> Oh faux, Bo had this massive puffy jacket on today and I go 'really? you look like a snowman' and Cal goes 'do you wanna build a tylermannnn'
33:00 <faux> lmao
34:00 <Serenity> hahaha
34:00 <TheRiddler> mammal rouge lol
34:00 <faux> Omg Maurice STOP GETTING IT MY HEAD
34:00 <faux> FFS
34:00 <Maurice> Rofl
34:00 <faux> just as I get it out
34:00 <Saemon> moulin ruoge
34:00 <Maurice> He did it when he sang that!
34:00 <faux> Dammit
34:00 <Serenity> i know what it is you stupid cunt
34:00 <Serenity> oh god
34:00 <Maurice> I was perfectly happy listening to the voices
34:00 <Serenity> im sorry
34:00 <faux> itchy kitchy ta ta yaya
34:00 <Doodle> MAMMAL ROUGE
34:00 <beehhh> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Bangladeshi
34:00 <beehhh> mammal rouge
34:00 <faux> You summoned him
34:00 <faux> Lmao
34:00 <Serenity> least faux knows what i mean
34:00 <TheRiddler> I liked her in bmx kids
34:00 <faux> I do
35:00 <Maurice> Oh great
35:00 <Maurice> Yet another nutter joins
35:00 <Serenity> the rest of you are giant buttheads
35:00 <faux> YOIRE CRAZY
35:00 <faux> AND IM OUT OF MY MIND
35:00 <faux> cos all of meeeeeeeeeee
35:00 <Doodle> have a cone
35:00 <beehhh> i cont find me pants ahem
35:00 <faux> cont
35:00 <beehhh> cont
35:00 <Serenity> gis a kis
35:00 <Doodle> have a cont
35:00 <faux> Youre my end and my beginning even when I lose I'm winning cos I give you AAA ask slam allll allll of meeee
35:00 <beehhh> come ere
36:00 <Serenity> not you sperm breath
36:00 <faux> Lool
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <faux> OK so
36:00 <faux> I started a painting tonight 
36:00 <faux> And I'm stuck
36:00 <Doodle> its of me isnt it
36:00 <TheRiddler> oops
36:00 <faux> Yes
37:00 <TheRiddler> bmx bandits it was
37:00 <Doodle> just find a picture of a mushroom and use that for reference
37:00 <Maurice> Are you stuck in the genital area
37:00 <Serenity> i want to buy a big canvas
37:00 <beehhh> Maurice went to visit friends at jundaloop and a balcony gave away
37:00 <Maurice> Coz I can hook you up
37:00 <Serenity> and just throw paint at it
37:00 <Doodle> lolol
37:00 <faux> Just send it to sez
37:00 <beehhh> lolol
37:00 <Maurice> Yes beehhh, because I am so fat I weight the equivalent of 10 people
37:00 <Serenity> ooooo
37:00 <Maurice> And wasn't it Lancelin?
37:00 <faux> Sent 
37:00 <Serenity> thats cool
37:00 <beehhh> the fat man was still on the ground
38:00 <faux> I need to add more charcoal when the paint dries
38:00 <beehhh> are you dating him?
38:00 <Maurice> Weight..
38:00 <Maurice> Good lord, these stupid fat fingers
38:00 <faux> I think it needs some red
38:00 <Maurice> Yes, I am
38:00 <Maurice> My husband lets me do that
38:00 <beehhh> did u meet him in the kfc at highskool
38:00 <faux> Lol
38:00 <Maurice> Is this plug hole serious?
38:00 <Serenity> its very broody
38:00 <Maurice> These are the shittiest insults ever
38:00 <Doodle> i have no idea what is going on
38:00 <Maurice> Oh, a balcony collapsed with 10 people on it
39:00 <Serenity> thats alright awolf was getting all worked up about my diabeetus before
39:00 <Maurice> Apparently I'm one of them
39:00 <Maurice> And the fat man is my bf
39:00 <Doodle> i see
39:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
39:00 <Bastardly_One> the original Puberty Blues movie is on
39:00 <Maurice> 5 got taken to hospital
39:00 <Saemon> oh god.
39:00 <Maurice> Obviously I'm the other 5..
39:00 <Saemon> its active.
39:00 <beehhh> assume you got rid off the wrong guy women abused in there at its large presumebly
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> Presumbly
39:00 <Maurice> What
39:00 <faux> LMAO
39:00 <faux> I just read his sentence 
39:00 <faux> Excellent 
40:00 <Serenity> =/
40:00 <Maurice> None of it makes sense :/
40:00 <TheRiddler> I cant read it
40:00 <beehhh> wait i show yqa
40:00 <Saemon> in a balcony callapse with that high number of people
40:00 <Saemon> your chances of survival are actually quite high
40:00 <Maurice> I didn't say anyone died
40:00 <Maurice> You dickbag
40:00 <TheRiddler> 10 ppl is high?
41:00 <Saemon> if ur lucky enough to be one of those on the top, the others would cushion your fall
41:00 <Doodle> i'm as high as 10ppl
41:00 <Maurice> Lol
41:00 <TheRiddler> lol
41:00 <Maurice> And Doodle brings back reality
41:00 <Doodle> after a fashion
41:00 <beehhh> this could be disturbing to some viwers
41:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/24045477/familys-plea/
41:00 <Serenity> itchy kitchy ta ta ya ya
42:00 <Serenity> dance wif me
42:00 <WilfordBrimley> make me sway
42:00 <Maurice> Why does that thing hang onto our news anyway
42:00 <Maurice> Because I doubt his 3rd world country is lacking in the news department
44:00 <beehhh> hey i didnt break any code of conduct yet
44:00 <beehhh> you must pay your unpaid fine and hex before travel to bali
45:00 <Maurice> What
45:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYZG-3jmkQY
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Be With You - Enrique Iglesias (Dec 9, 2007) 3:40 - Category: Entertainment - 3,091,117 views - 7,187 likes (98.6%), 105 dislikes (1.4%)
45:00 <Doodle> ..
45:00 <beehhh> enrique is filo
47:00 <faux> eN ree kay
47:00 <Saemon> omg i hate the big bang theory so much 
47:00 <Saemon> ugh
47:00 <Saemon> id hate to meet ppl who act like those nerds irl
47:00 <Bastardly_One> you do
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you're just like Howard
48:00 <Saemon> sory dont know who that is
48:00 <Saemon> to what you say is irrelevant.
48:00 <Saemon> so*
48:00 <Saemon> btw Bastardly_One
48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a character in Big Bang Theory idiot
48:00 <Maurice> You hate it but you don't know anyone in it
48:00 <Student> the little jew guy 
49:00 <Saemon> $20 bux says the shield wins over evolution at payback.
49:00 <Saemon> u in or out?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
49:00 <Maurice> $10 says you're banning within 10 minutes
49:00 <Saemon> tsch.
49:00 <beehhh> Might as well stay offshore
49:00 <Saemon> why? i havent broken any rules
50:00 <beehhh> robcop could only detect your past fines
50:00 <Student> rules are dynamic
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yet
50:00 <Doodle> rule #1: don't talk about the rules
50:00 <Bastardly_One> she could decide you're annoying me though
50:00 <Maurice> You're breathing
50:00 <Maurice> That's rule number 3 in here
50:00 <simba> there are no rules in #melbourne duh
50:00 <simba> do u ever see any ops ever going by any rules
50:00 <beehhh> rules number #2 if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen bwahahah - bobo gigliotti
50:00 <Maurice> Ugh
50:00 <Maurice> beehhh is rule 2
50:00 <Bastardly_One> on another note
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this peppermint cream chocolate is yum!
51:00 <beehhh> umm mint
52:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
52:00 <beehhh> you didnt see this coming
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <Maurice> For the 20th time
53:00 <Bastardly_One> today?
53:00 <beehhh> 1st time today[sic]
54:00 <beehhh> sad farewell to domestic violence victim
55:00 <simba> norrell is my queen
55:00 <TheRiddler> failed murder
56:00 <Doodle> queen of ur butt
57:00 <beehhh> My love my queen...i'm coming home *roar* takes all the thrown arrow into chest *roar loud for the last time
58:00 <Doodle> thank god for that
58:00 <simba> Roar.
58:00 <Maurice> Phew
58:00 <Serenity> excuse me would you all shut up
59:00 <Doodle> :/
59:00 <Serenity> you're ruining my repuation as channel murderer
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <Maurice> Eeep, sorry
59:00 <Serenity> i had coconut oil in my hair all night now its all gross
00:00 <Maurice> Yuck
00:00 <TheRiddler> isn't that a common ingredient in shampoo lol
01:00 <Maurice> Better than jizz I suppose
01:00 <Serenity> i dont know is it
01:00 <Doodle> dont pretend you dont like it
01:00 <Maurice> Well I assume the pillow wasn't stuck to your head
02:00 <TheRiddler> http://womenshair.about.com/od/problemhairadvice/qt/Coconut-Oil-Hair-Treatment.htm
02:00 <Doodle> lol
02:00 <Serenity> LOL i meant TheRiddler
02:00 <Serenity> not the cum thing
02:00 <Maurice> Oh
02:00 <Serenity> THEY LIE
02:00 <Maurice> Then forget I said anything
02:00 <Serenity> I LOOK LIKE FUCKING HAGRID
02:00 <Doodle> cum in your hair makes it straight sezz
02:00 <Maurice> LOL
02:00 <TheRiddler> which1 ? :p
02:00 <Serenity> the real one
02:00 <Serenity> not the ranga one
03:00 <Maurice> He needs a good wash
03:00 <Maurice> So does the Harry Potter actor
03:00 <Serenity> doodle is this like the time you promised me it was just the tip
03:00 <Doodle> it only hurts the first time
03:00 <Maurice> 'Just let me put the tip in, I wont go any further'
03:00 <Maurice> Heard that more than once
03:00 <Maurice> Fell for it more than once
03:00 <Doodle> FINE
03:00 <Serenity> lolol
04:00 <Doodle> it also makes your boobs bigger
04:00 <Doodle> or smaller in your case
04:00 <Doodle> whatever is preferential
04:00 <Maurice> Bigger
05:00 <Doodle> no, i like yours the size they are
05:00 <Maurice> Well now I'm blushing
05:00 <Maurice> And fingering my nips
05:00 <Doodle> re00wwwwwwwwwwwww
05:00 <Doodle> pix
05:00 <Maurice> Yes please
05:00 <Doodle> haha
06:00 <Maurice> I was actually doing that earlier, because everytime I brushed past one it was uber sensitive
06:00 <Maurice> nohomo, just self abuse
06:00 <Doodle> its only homo if balls touch
07:00 <Maurice> Then I'm in the clear
07:00 <Serenity> mmm balls
08:00 <Doodle> on ur chin
08:00 <Maurice> NUTZ ON YA CHIN
09:00 <Doodle> me irl: https://scontent-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10363267_10204337744348760_6498294541821714833_n.jpg
09:00 <Serenity> nothing like the pressure of a nice warm nutsack on your chin
10:00 <Doodle> :o
10:00 <Serenity> im addicted to this stupid 'flow game' on facebook
10:00 <Maurice> Lol
10:00 <Maurice> This is me http://www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/237594/quagmire
10:00 <Doodle> looooool
12:00 <Serenity> filth buckets
13:00 <Doodle> teehehhehe
13:00 <Maurice> Never
14:00 <Doodle> aiight bed time for me luvrs
14:00 <Doodle> ninis o////////////
14:00 <WilfordBrimley> night bb
14:00 <Serenity> nini
15:00 <WilfordBrimley> damn you and that pic sezz
15:00 <WilfordBrimley> not i have cravings i cannae satisfy
15:00 <WilfordBrimley> now even
15:00 <Serenity> if it makes you feel better i ate too many kool fruits and now i feel sick
15:00 <Maurice> Buhbyeee
16:00 <Maurice> I want your spaghetti
16:00 <Maurice> So get cooking
16:00 <WilfordBrimley> no that doesnt make me feel better
16:00 <WilfordBrimley> and sif i actually cook anything
16:00 <WilfordBrimley> unless you mean
16:00 <WilfordBrimley> ...
16:00 <Maurice> I mean actual spaghetti
16:00 <WilfordBrimley> of course
16:00 <Maurice> I don't want your limp doodle
16:00 <Maurice> Or.. do I
16:00 <WilfordBrimley> i reckon you might
16:00 <Maurice> Lol I meant to type noodle, not doodle
16:00 <WilfordBrimley> out of morbid curiousity
17:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <WilfordBrimley> i so desperately want that chocolate
18:00 <WilfordBrimley> and i bet the deli isnt open tomorrow
18:00 <WilfordBrimley> kunce
18:00 <Serenity> iga qwill be ok
18:00 <Serenity> what...
18:00 <Serenity> iga will be open.
18:00 <WilfordBrimley> no iga within walking distance
19:00 <Serenity> :(
20:00 <TheRiddler> woolies online
20:00 <TheRiddler> they probably deliver tomorrow
22:00 <Maurice> Get the picnic from woolies
22:00 <Maurice> You can have caramello any old time
22:00 <Serenity> caramello is ew anyway
22:00 <Maurice> I like caramello
22:00 <Maurice> When preg I was addicted to peppermint
22:00 <TheRiddler> I didn't like the picnic block
23:00 <TheRiddler> not as good as a picnic bar
23:00 <Maurice> Uh, thats coz it's way better
23:00 <TheRiddler> it's missing the gooey caramel or whatever from it
23:00 <WilfordBrimley> [23:22:19] <@Serenity> caramello is ew anyway
24:00 <WilfordBrimley> you take that back right meow
24:00 <Maurice> Yeah put her on ignore
24:00 <WilfordBrimley> i'll bash ur ed in m8
24:00 <Serenity> will NOT
24:00 <Maurice> Caramello and turkish delight are my faves
24:00 <Serenity> u avin a larf?
24:00 <WilfordBrimley> ^
24:00 <WilfordBrimley> Maurice knows what's up
24:00 <WilfordBrimley> you heathen
24:00 <Serenity> i sware on me mum
24:00 <Maurice> The best bit is, nobody else in my house likes turkish delight
24:00 <Maurice> So I buy a block and it's alllllll mine
24:00 <WilfordBrimley> we could never be under the same roof
24:00 <WilfordBrimley> there would be blood spilt
25:00 <Serenity> turkish delight
25:00 <Serenity> and peppermint
25:00 <simba> tukrish delight sucks ass
25:00 <TheRiddler> crunchie
25:00 <Maurice> So does your mum
25:00 <TheRiddler> that's mine
25:00 <WilfordBrimley> she's good at it too
25:00 <WilfordBrimley> :3
26:00 <Maurice> How do you know
26:00 <WilfordBrimley> um
26:00 <WilfordBrimley> i heard things
26:00 <WilfordBrimley> on the grapevine
26:00 <TheRiddler> but not violet crumble
26:00 <Bastardly_One> suppose now is not a good time to mention I just finished a block of Club peppermint is it?
26:00 <Maurice> Yuck
26:00 <Maurice> Mention away
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yum!
26:00 <Serenity> couldnt care less i just had cadbury peppermint
27:00 <Bastardly_One> pfffffffffffft
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that's nice too
27:00 <TheRiddler> spearment > peppermint
27:00 <WilfordBrimley> i hope your pee smells minty in the morning like i did
27:00 <WilfordBrimley> and i hope it freaks you the fuck out
27:00 <Maurice> See how nice this channel is when theres not fighting over which drugs are best
27:00 <WilfordBrimley> sssshhhh
27:00 <WilfordBrimley> you'll attract them
27:00 <WilfordBrimley> like moths to a flame
27:00 <Maurice> (meth obv is, btw)
27:00 <TheRiddler> aslong as it's not milk
28:00 <Serenity> mmm spearmint milk
28:00 <Serenity> YARM
28:00 <WilfordBrimley> agreed
28:00 <WilfordBrimley> havent had that ina  long long time lol
28:00 <Serenity> me either
29:00 <TheRiddler> vanilla shake n shake
29:00 <WilfordBrimley> these days it's all dare espresso iced coffee
29:00 <TheRiddler> or supa shake
29:00 <Maurice> I don't drink iced coffee, I stick to choc chill
29:00 <Serenity> dare iced coffee is too sweeet for me
29:00 <Serenity> needs to be brownes perculated iced coffee
29:00 <TheRiddler> cadbury choc milk 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Browns 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the chock shake thing
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yum
30:00 <TheRiddler> actually nsw have something very good
30:00 <Maurice> Brownes is the bomb
30:00 <TheRiddler> I wish it was here
30:00 <TheRiddler> it's like a very smooth rich choc milk
30:00 <Serenity> i dont even like farmers union
30:00 <Serenity> too sweet
30:00 <Maurice> I've never tried that
30:00 <TheRiddler> 10x better than any choc milk you get here
31:00 <Maurice> The closest to iced coffee I get is mocha
31:00 <Bastardly_One> ok ... I think I know what TheRiddler means
31:00 <Maurice> And not even then
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like in a clear plastic yeah?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno the brand though
31:00 <TheRiddler> nope
32:00 <TheRiddler> it's in a brown bottle
32:00 <Serenity> sorry but nippys iced chocolate is the best ever
32:00 <WilfordBrimley> mmm
32:00 <TheRiddler> usually in the end you get a coating of chocolate syrup or whatever at the bottom
32:00 <WilfordBrimley> im going on such a choc binge tomorrow if the deli is open
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's weak Nippys
33:00 <WilfordBrimley> damn you all to hell
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I hate Big Ms
33:00 <Serenity> rubbish
33:00 <TheRiddler> big M is masters milk here
33:00 <Bastardly_One> the best brand ever isn't made anymore
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but that was plain milk and Kia-Ora chocolate topping
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit was the best
34:00 <Sponge> there's moresugar in flavoured milk than the most sugarry softdrink
35:00 <Serenity> ^
35:00 <Sponge> SHAME milk industry SHAME. 
35:00 <A> fckn blender, milk, chock ice cream
35:00 <Sponge> advertising it as healthy
35:00 <Serenity> theres more energy in a 600ml choc milk than a 600ml coke
35:00 <A> -k
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I only like Oak and Brownes
35:00 <Serenity> and its actually worse for your teeth
35:00 <WilfordBrimley> dont care
35:00 <WilfordBrimley> it's delicious
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I drink about 2 - 3 ltrs of Coke a day
36:00 <Bastardly_One> so a bit of chocolate milk here and there won't hurt me
36:00 <WilfordBrimley> how aren't you dead yet
37:00 <Bastardly_One> super human
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
37:00 <TheRiddler> I think it might be moove
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and despite diabetes in the family I've no sign of it
37:00 <TheRiddler> no wait
37:00 <Bastardly_One> moove is like Big M
37:00 <Bastardly_One> crap
38:00 <A> move ur bodeh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> My doctor has this theory that my body is so used to my diet
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that it knows no different
41:00 <Serenity> lol homer is sitting on my knee headbutting my arms "BRRRLLL *BUMP* BRRRRLLL *BUMP*"
42:00 <Maurice> LOL Esme is on my leg doing the same
42:00 <Maurice> And randomly squeaking
42:00 <A> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKQSEtl1NxY
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Xpansions - Move Your Body (Jul 18, 2008) 7:06 - Category: Music - 195,703 views - 711 likes (97.8%), 16 dislikes (2.2%)
43:00 <Maurice> She still doesn't meow
43:00 <Serenity> turbo used to sound like a sweeky toy
44:00 <WilfordBrimley> you should meow at her Maurice
44:00 <WilfordBrimley> well geez it was only a suggestion
44:00 <Maurice> How rude
44:00 <Maurice> (23:43:56) (Serenity): turbo used to sound like a sweeky toy
44:00 <Maurice> (23:44:45) * Disconnected
44:00 <Maurice> (23:44:45) (Maurice): Is he panther-esque now
45:00 <Serenity> the blue diamond chocolate milk is to die for btw
45:00 <Serenity> lol hes a giant
45:00 <WilfordBrimley> i have a theory that cats were never domesticated
45:00 <WilfordBrimley> just selectively bred into small and smaller types
45:00 <A> "megint ott lent a kereszttel"
46:00 <Maurice> I was looking at Hazel today, he had his back to me
46:00 <Maurice> God he's fat
46:00 <Maurice> I forget how big Auds was due to having a kitten
46:00 <Maurice> He was about 8kgs
46:00 <Serenity> same as tubo
46:00 <Serenity> turbo..
46:00 <Maurice> Lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he was big for a young cat
47:00 <Maurice> He was fucking massive
47:00 <Maurice> Es is only about 2, if that
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but she's a bub still
47:00 <Maurice> I call her the elephant though, coz she thumps on the floorboards
47:00 <Serenity> homer is about 4
47:00 <Maurice> Hes so pretty though
47:00 <Maurice> Boys shouldn't be pretty but he is
48:00 <Serenity> he looks so pretty outside
48:00 <Serenity> must be the sun light or something
48:00 <Serenity> but his fur almost glows
48:00 <Maurice> Sparkling
48:00 <TheRiddler> still cant find it
48:00 <Maurice> I took Auds to school when I got him, Tylers teacher has a ragdoll and she told me hes 10kgs
48:00 <Serenity> he ran out again yesterday
48:00 <Maurice> Fatty
48:00 <Maurice> Uhm mahhhh
48:00 <Serenity> and sat under pauls car eating grass
48:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, was it years and years ago?
48:00 <Maurice> LOL
49:00 <Maurice> Whenever I open the roller shutters Esme goes spastic
49:00 <Maurice> Like I'm depriving her
49:00 <Bastardly_One> because I swear I had this chocolate milk in NSW once that I think was called Oak
49:00 <Maurice> But when I come inside she gets on her back legs and dances away from the door
49:00 <TheRiddler> yes
49:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/998905_10201154110162250_1173893305_n.jpg
50:00 <Serenity> like that TheRiddler?
50:00 <TheRiddler> not oak
50:00 <Serenity> oh
50:00 <simba> oak is here 2
50:00 <TheRiddler> small bottle
50:00 <Serenity> thats Adonis' photo btw
50:00 <TheRiddler> like 500ml
50:00 <Serenity> not mine.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and it was clear I think
50:00 <TheRiddler> wasn't clear at all
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but this was before Oak was everywhere the one I mean 
50:00 <Maurice> He wasnt that big compared to MY shoe https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-c.ak/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/1794827_10152275274955844_1362595939_n.jpg
50:00 <Maurice> ...
51:00 <Serenity> https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSHD6yjmzFpdA767oZmfT6XnyaHOyYPLWOlZ8oL0hHtVD6_aXUh
51:00 <TheRiddler> it was like only available as a 500ml bottle
51:00 <Serenity> http://www2.woolworthsonline.com.au/Content/ProductImages/big/749598.jpg
51:00 <Maurice> There used to be an excellent vanilla malt drink in a plastic bottle Id get before work
51:00 <Maurice> Dunno why they stopped making it
52:00 <A> cacao
52:00 <Bastardly_One> caca more like
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh if you like malt
53:00 <Serenity> http://www.coolmeatdirect.com.au/151-large_default/chocolate-milk-500ml.jpg
53:00 <Bastardly_One> buy that Nestles one apparently
53:00 <TheRiddler> it may have been cadbury
53:00 <Serenity> http://trndmonitor.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/mammothfuel.jpg
54:00 <A> ciocolata
54:00 <Serenity> cadbury used to make this chocolate mousse
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I keep thinking it's this brand I had when in NSW but it can't be if the container wasn't opaque yet clear
54:00 <Serenity> there was a plain choc one and a mint one
54:00 <Serenity> was so good
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the still do make them don't they?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> thought I saw them recently
55:00 <Serenity> havent seen it in years
55:00 <simba> did anyone say big M yet
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I said how much I hate them
57:00 <Maurice> HOW BOUT THE METH BATCH, AYE
57:00 <simba> ice to meth you
59:00 <Bastardly_One> on a similar thing to mousses
59:00 <Bastardly_One> ever had a Coles sundae?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they're quite nice
00:00 <Maurice> Lol
00:00 <Maurice> Why are you so amusing lately, simba
00:00 <Maurice> It's scaringme
00:00 <TheRiddler> or it could be crave
00:00 <Maurice> Plus space
01:00 <A> "cu"
01:00 <A> "le"
02:00 <Saemon> Farmers Union Iced Coffe FTW!
02:00 <Saemon> even though i have recently become lactose intolertant
03:00 <Saemon> i will never for get it
03:00 <Saemon> forget*
03:00 <A> ye moaite
03:00 <A> go teh union
03:00 <Saemon> Union Jack
03:00 <TheRiddler> http://brownesdairy.com.au/products/chill/choc-chill/choc-chill-carton-and-bottle-image-1/image/list_product
04:00 <TheRiddler> the bottle looked similar to that
04:00 <Saemon> UP THERE CAZALY! IN THEM N FIGHT
04:00 <A> Lightning Jack*
04:00 <Saemon> aussie pride tonight biotcheZ
04:00 <simba> in europe they have a flavored milk just called MILKO its so good 
05:00 <Saemon> in russie they call it Milkov
05:00 <simba> nice 1
05:00 <simba> u may have a future in comedy after all
06:00 <Saemon> hehe
10:00 <TheRiddler> http://images.calorieking.com.au/branding/dc/runtime/updates/316.jpg so nice
11:00 <A> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qIQLQEvsrg
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Andy Bull - Talk Too Much (Official Audio) (Date not found) 3:44 - Category: Music - 11,895 views - 147 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <simba> im shaking at ur touch i like u way too much
13:00 <simba> my baby im afraid im falling 4 u
15:00 <A> hmmmm
15:00 <A> hawt
17:00 <TheRiddler> oh I remember nippy's
17:00 <Bastardly_One> so it was nippys?
17:00 <Saemon> why do u need to "remember" them?
17:00 <Saemon> they still sell it everywhere
18:00 <Saemon> nippys iced coffee, chocolate milk, honeycomb and strawberry flavoured milk
18:00 <A> who m I, who m I, who m I, who m I, who m I, who m I, who m I, who m I n wat have I done
18:00 <Serenity> 1,1<0,0<<1,1<0,0<<1,1<<0,0<<<1,1<<
18:00 <Serenity> 1,1<0,0<<1,1<0,0<<1,1<0,0<<1,1<0,0<<1,1<
18:00 <Serenity> 1,1>0,0<<<<<1,1>0,0<<<<<1,1>
18:00 <Serenity> 1,1>0,0<<1,1>0,0<<1,1>0,0<<1,1>0,0<<1,1>
18:00 <Serenity> 1,1>0,0>>1,1>0,0>>1,1>0,0>>1,1>0,0>>1,1>
19:00 <Saemon> its like saying "oh hey, i remember that drink, coca-cola"
20:00 <simba> if you hadnt drank coke in ten years you would say that
20:00 <Serenity> ^
20:00 <Saemon> toushay
20:00 <Maurice> The fuck is toushay
20:00 <Saemon> good point
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <simba> touche
20:00 <Maurice> I know
20:00 <Maurice> I wanted him to figure it out
21:00 <simba> toushay
21:00 <Maurice> I wish coke still contained cocaine, then I would fit in with the junkies here
21:00 <Serenity> toushay
21:00 <Serenity> ahahah
21:00 <simba> i remember a brand of fizzy drinks called torquoy were popular for a tiny bit
21:00 <Serenity> we still have those
22:00 <Saemon> ah simba same
22:00 <simba> and LA ice owned for a while
22:00 <Saemon> they sold it at my highschool canteen
22:00 <Saemon> the green lime was very popular
22:00 <Serenity> i use la ice as a mixer for bourbon
22:00 <Serenity> cause its cheap and tastes like pre mixes
22:00 <Saemon> that popstars group scandal'us made commercials for LA ice cola
22:00 <Saemon> it was aired often
23:00 <Saemon> back in 2002ish
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <A> this dude works at the co that make LA Ice ......... https://www.facebook.com/stephen.bowie?fref=ts
23:00 <Maurice> I don't remmeber that brand
23:00 <Serenity> http://www.fostersgroup.com/common/images/photos/Torquay_Portello_rdax_150x479.jpg
23:00 <A> ummmm, true blue beverages
24:00 <Saemon> mmm portello
24:00 <Saemon> wat is it anyway? grape right?
24:00 <Maurice> How do I not know that
24:00 <simba> A is that bowie guy into video games
24:00 <A> nah, he's an ol school DJ
25:00 <Saemon> what exactly makes him "ol school"?
25:00 <A> the dude in the me n shads pic btw 
25:00 <simba> oh ok
25:00 <simba> prob by not being nu skool
25:00 <Serenity> not a huge soft drink fan tbh
26:00 <A> ye, get some stiff drink into yah
26:00 <Saemon> im not a huge fan of dj's tbh
26:00 <simba> my fav drink is Water
26:00 <Saemon> not my kinda ppl.
26:00 <Maurice> I generally have two water bottles in the fridge, drink juice if I have it
26:00 <Saemon> "ohhh look at me i simply remix other actual artists work and now i should be considered an artists oooh my shit dun stink"
26:00 <Saemon> up themselves.
26:00 <A> fck up
26:00 <Maurice> I wish you were up yourself, then you'd implode
27:00 <simba> DJs dont call themselves artists in the same bracket as musicians do though
27:00 <simba> its a different art
27:00 <simba> its not like theyre pretending to make the remixes, theyre just the ones playing the music
27:00 <Serenity> it takes talent i mean
27:00 <Serenity> look at shads
27:00 <Serenity> hes not a good dj
27:00 <A> he's not a dj at all
28:00 <Maurice> Lolllll
28:00 <Saemon> so if anyone can be a dj then?
28:00 <Maurice> My initals are DJ
28:00 <Saemon> cuz i can play music too, press play in my ipod
28:00 <Maurice> So I must be one
28:00 <Saemon> we are all djs woohooo
28:00 <simba> ...no
28:00 <simba> lol
29:00 <simba> not everyone has an ear for mixing
29:00 <Serenity> u can b woteva u want 2 b
29:00 <A> ye too bad that u'd never know wat it's like playin to a crowd Saemon
29:00 <Serenity> reech 4 da starz dun 4get ur dreemz
29:00 <Maurice> Listen man, I mixed sound of music with wizard of oz
29:00 <Maurice> I am totes a DJ
29:00 <Saemon> then i want to be a crocodile
29:00 <Saemon> no a stegosarus
29:00 <Maurice> I wish you'd be dead
30:00 <Serenity> I BELIEVE I CAN FLYYY
30:00 <Serenity> I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
30:00 <Maurice> I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY
30:00 <Saemon> I THINK ABOUT IT ALL THE DAY
30:00 <Maurice> THINK ABOUT IT EVERY NIGHT AND DAY, SPREAD MY WINGS AND FLY AWAY
30:00 <Maurice> All the day?
30:00 <Maurice> Fuck off.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmmmmm pee
31:00 <Saemon> man that song
31:00 <Saemon> and the movie space jam in 96
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nice and warm
31:00 <Saemon> DEM FEELS!!!
31:00 <Serenity> Maurice i still havent gone the rough patch yet
31:00 <Maurice> Oh man
32:00 <Maurice> You upset me
32:00 <Maurice> I'm gonna go it tongiht when I go to bed
32:00 <Serenity> i was so annoyed last night lol
32:00 <Serenity> i was on my way to getting drunk then just sobered up
32:00 <Maurice> Plus tonight*
32:00 <Serenity> then felt sick
32:00 <Maurice> Oh I hate that
32:00 <Maurice> Reminds me of 2 drunk nights in a row as an 18 yr old
32:00 <simba> advice from paris hilton http://37.media.tumblr.com/a33347b4ffe960b65074dc1457befd03/tumblr_n5jmgr7l1D1qbkhw7o1_500.jpg
32:00 <A> I used to get drunk
32:00 <A> and sick
32:00 <A> like years ago
32:00 <A> now
33:00 <A> I can drink
33:00 <Maurice> But it was opposite, the first night was blah, 2nd night was blackout drunk
33:00 <A> n not be that way ne mo
33:00 <Maurice> I don't think anyone asked you, A
33:00 <A> oraaite
33:00 <A> .............
33:00 <Maurice> Firstly, that's not a word
34:00 <Maurice> Secondly, who's poor
34:00 <A> I'll try n fix that
34:00 <Maurice> We all have internet, so we can't be poor
34:00 <Bastardly_One> who said poor?
35:00 <simba> wasnt aiming it at the people in here Maurice!!!!!!!!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I turn my head for ten seconds
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the pic
35:00 <A> and ...............
36:00 <Saemon> bahahaha the govt is considering drug testing ppl on the dole
36:00 <Saemon> if drugs are found in their system, they wont get paid
36:00 <Saemon> lmfao
36:00 <A> I will not repent when ur darkness comes cause u went on abt havin it on with me
36:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuckery?
36:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <simba> r u talking to me A?
37:00 <simba> cos i was just singing weezer, man...
37:00 <simba> i dont really wanna fuck....
37:00 <simba> !!!!!!!
37:00 <simba> unless ur a BBW princess?
37:00 <Saemon> lol
37:00 <Serenity> i thought my bedroom was haunted last night Maurice lol
38:00 <Serenity> went to bed and could hear someone having a party thought it was next door.. went to the front door.. it was silent outside
38:00 <Maurice> Lol was it Paul
38:00 <Maurice> Moaning
38:00 <Serenity> went back in the bedroom and could hear the party again.
38:00 <Serenity> weird.
38:00 <Maurice> I bet it was ShadowLurkers dreams
38:00 <Serenity> probably was
38:00 <Serenity> some purple poofter party no doubt
39:00 <Bastardly_One> where you wearing pants? maybe you've said the expression party in your pants once too often
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *were
39:00 <Maurice> I had the weirdest dream of mum massive mastiffs who are sooks, attacking some dude, then the dude did a home invasion and tried killing the 15 ragdoll foster kittens she doesnt have
39:00 <ShadowLurker> YOURE SO FUCKING MEAN TO ME
39:00 <Serenity> i was nude tbh
39:00 <Maurice> Was so weird
39:00 <Maurice> LOL
39:00 <Serenity> DEAL WITH IT
39:00 <Serenity> BATTERED HUSBAND SYNDROME
40:00 <Maurice> Rofl
40:00 <Saemon> whats the word for the chills and goosebumps you get when you are watching something very good or listening to some song thats really good and you get those chills and goosebump feelings? i.e when i show a friend the star wars throne room scene with the throne room theme playing i get it massively
40:00 <Maurice> I'm about to punch this kitten in the ear
40:00 <Saemon> theres an actual name for that feeling
40:00 <Maurice> Shes being a fruitcake
40:00 <Bastardly_One> pete ya cunt
40:00 <Maurice> FUCKTARD
40:00 <ShadowLurker> its called
40:00 <ShadowLurker> stfu
40:00 <Saemon> i knew it but i cant rememebr now
41:00 <ShadowLurker> thats a nick i havnt seen for a while
41:00 <pelican> yo
41:00 <pelican> what up
41:00 <simba> Saemon: chills?
41:00 <pelican> b1
41:00 <Maurice> My dick is up
41:00 <pelican> fukin
41:00 <pelican> fucked night
41:00 <Bastardly_One> about as much as was up 10 seconds ago
41:00 <pelican> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and I jus read the rest
41:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
42:00 <Bastardly_One> *just
42:00 <pelican> nearly brwlin again tonight
42:00 <Serenity> which pete is that
42:00 <Maurice> Dude man dude, I one punched knocked out some huge maori
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Bussleton Pete
42:00 <Maurice> I'm so tough
43:00 <Serenity> oh that one
43:00 <pelican> gettin too old
43:00 <Maurice> In reality I'm sitting here wheezing like an old man
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a dig at me wasn't it?
43:00 <Maurice> Thats rude
43:00 <Maurice> Rofl
43:00 <Maurice> Hello paranoid
43:00 <Maurice> But no
43:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
44:00 <Maurice> My dad has emphysema, I've been sick and sounding like I have it due to smoking
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I have it 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not fun
44:00 <pelican> nasty shit emphysema
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yep but only have myself to blame 
45:00 <Maurice> He has smoked since he was 12
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bongs are bad
45:00 <Maurice> It was gonna happen
45:00 <pelican> i coughed so hard 4 weeks ago i cracked a rib
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I got mine through bongs
45:00 <Bastardly_One> collapsed my lung so hard once I had to have it glued back to my chest
45:00 <Saemon> doesnt cough syrup help pelican?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckwit me took up smoking again 4mths later
45:00 <pelican> not when u spray painter
45:00 <Maurice> I had a lung infection once, hurt to breathe or move
45:00 <simba> lol holy shit
46:00 <simba> broke me rib coughing
46:00 <pelican> yep
46:00 <simba> bl man
46:00 <Saemon> damn, if your a painter and u cough that much
46:00 <pelican> i coughed rib went crack
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I was actually here on irc when my lung collapsed
46:00 <Saemon> probably got some serious lung issues man
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that was weird as
46:00 <pelican> pretty common'
46:00 <Saemon> all those chemicals and fumes u inhale
46:00 <Bastardly_One> common in spray painters
46:00 <pelican> to crack a rib from coughing
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and bakers get what's called a baker's cough
47:00 <pelican> gettin bit betternow
47:00 <pelican> still hurts when i cough
47:00 <Saemon> whats that? from inhaling all those flours?
47:00 <pelican> ye
47:00 <pelican> i snort flour
47:00 <pelican> gets me off chops
47:00 <Maurice> What
47:00 <Maurice> When do they ever glue anything back
47:00 <pelican> swtart seein flowers insteadd of flour
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll explain in a sec
47:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme go for a pee
48:00 <Bastardly_One> brb and I'll tell ya the procedure
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not gruesome
48:00 <pelican> i been pissin all day
48:00 <Maurice> Dad was on deaths door with pneumonia and emphysema and hes 63
48:00 <pelican> too much cordial 
48:00 <Maurice> Nothing got 'glued on'
48:00 <pelican> i had a broken rib
48:00 <pelican> worked next day
48:00 <Saemon> badass
48:00 <pelican> o worries
48:00 <pelican> i have too
48:00 <simba> i think i read that our organs essentially just float around in there is that true
49:00 <pelican> when  work for yaself
49:00 <Maurice> I broked a rib as a kid, my bros friend threw me into the pool but kept hold of my arm
49:00 <pelican> no other cunt gonna do ya work 
49:00 <Maurice> Smasshhhh
49:00 <Maurice> Broked..
49:00 <Maurice> Broke*
49:00 <Saemon> i got my ribs broken during highschool in a game of rugby
49:00 <Saemon> got spear tackled
49:00 <pelican> speared
49:00 <Maurice> I'd snap your neck
49:00 <pelican> unna
50:00 <simba> deadly unna
50:00 <pelican> yeah
50:00 <Bastardly_One> back
50:00 <Bastardly_One> the lungs have like a natural glue
50:00 <simba> Deadly, Unna?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and when they're roughed up like with some sandpaper shit
50:00 <pelican> friday night
50:00 <Saemon> its called phelgm Bastardly_One
50:00 <Saemon> lol
50:00 <Saemon> glue
50:00 <pelican> i had 4 beers inb half an half
50:00 <pelican> went through bretho
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and inflated ... they glue it back to your chest with it's glue
50:00 <pelican> blew nothing
51:00 <pelican> hour an half*
51:00 <pelican> swan drafgt
51:00 <Maurice> What, no
51:00 <pelican> draught
51:00 <pelican> good beer
51:00 <pelican> i was pretty happy with that 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> no to me?
52:00 <pelican> now i know i can have 4 fours over half n half n blow under
52:00 <Saemon> ppl used to cop fines at breath tests due to listerin mouthwash with alcohol in it
52:00 <pelican> ye
52:00 <pelican> i left pub went back me workshop on fri night
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
52:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
53:00 <ShadowLurker> O.o
53:00 <pelican> had to go trhough a rbt net to the rebels clubhouse
53:00 <Bastardly_One> if this bans me unban me but it answers your question
53:00 <Bastardly_One> please
53:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks
53:00 <Saemon> shhh
53:00 <ShadowLurker> ban anyway
53:00 <Saemon> whoa pelican u know the rebels?
53:00 <pelican> i know one
53:00 <pelican> i dont associate with them
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck tha 
53:00 <Saemon> why not?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's too long 
53:00 <pelican> why
54:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One shush
54:00 <Saemon> do u hate them pelican?
54:00 <pelican> only reason i know one i knew him before he was one
54:00 <pelican> i dont
54:00 <Saemon> ah ic
54:00 <pelican> i dont like what they represent
54:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sake Saemon just fuck off
54:00 <ShadowLurker> you are far too dumb to be commenting
54:00 <pelican> i know harder cunts then bikies i more scared of
54:00 <Saemon> what do u reckon they repesent?
54:00 <pelican> unhonesty
54:00 <pelican> my best mate dad was in sas
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Then, a
54:00 <Bastardly_One> pleurodesis is performed. A pleurodesis is a procedure that “glues” the lung up to the chest wall,
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so that the lung is adherent to the chest wall, and cannot separate from the chest wall in the
54:00 <Bastardly_One> future. There are several techniques of pleurodesis, including pleurectomy, instillation of sterile
54:00 <Bastardly_One> talc, and instillation of bleomycin. The objective of each of these techniques is to create adhesion
54:00 <Bastardly_One> between the lung and chest wall to prevent a recurrent pneumothorax.
55:00 <pelican> i am more scared of him then bikies
55:00 <Saemon> on insight thet had all those bikie leaders and they all talk about how they are innocent bike enthusiasts 
55:00 <Saemon> but u know its all bs
55:00 <pelican> because they dealed with ppl 1000 worse tghen bikies
55:00 <TheRiddler> after much searching I have narrowed it down to pura classic
55:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/e75d5a344f5eaaf5fd32d92b6d1bb229/tumblr_n4ish79Yaz1txama8o1_400.gif
55:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One nobody cares fuck off with that shit will ya
55:00 <Saemon> dont flood the channel
55:00 <TheRiddler> I believe
55:00 <pelican> bikies are the loweest at organised crime
55:00 <Saemon> yeah
55:00 <TheRiddler> it's the 1 I think fits most
55:00 <Saemon> just punks who has to hide behind patches
55:00 <Saemon> and numbers
55:00 <pelican> you look at the russian mafia or mexiacans
56:00 <pelican> they have a war
56:00 <pelican> 10,000 ppl dies a year
56:00 <pelican> tghe bikies
56:00 <pelican> 10 ppl
56:00 <Saemon> damn
56:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck this
56:00 <pelican> lol
56:00 <Saemon> lol
56:00 <simba> bikies are retarded
56:00 <ShadowLurker> its turned into retard central with a side of story topper
56:00 <pelican> plus the bikies have shot guns
56:00 <ShadowLurker> im out
56:00 <pelican> russians have nuclear weapons
56:00 <Saemon> mexicans now they a crazy mofos man
56:00 <Maurice> Eh
56:00 <pelican> missles
56:00 <pelican> subs
56:00 <pelican> bikies piss weak
56:00 <Saemon> they take on thier actual government
56:00 <Bastardly_One> eh is an understatement
56:00 <pelican> thats why they pick on the public
57:00 <pelican> because they are too weak to take on any other criminal gang
57:00 <Saemon> the mexican crime orgainsation is more like army
57:00 <Saemon> than a mob
57:00 <pelican> just watch the doco on the mongols MC
57:00 <pelican> most dangerous bikies gang in america
57:00 <pelican> had a 20 yeart war with hels angles
57:00 <pelican> 1 mongols died
57:00 <pelican> 3 month war with mexicas
57:00 <pelican> mexicans
57:00 <simba> im an underworld figure
57:00 <pelican> 290 dies forst 3 months
58:00 <Saemon> goddamn
58:00 <pelican> all the mongels were too scared too wear their colours
58:00 <Saemon> i like how in italy
58:00 <pelican> yet bikies
58:00 <pelican> so tough
58:00 <Saemon> during ww2
58:00 <pelican> lol
58:00 <pelican> haha dings
58:00 <pelican> ran off
58:00 <Saemon> the mafia helped fight the nazis
58:00 <Saemon> lol
58:00 <pelican> then left them
58:00 <pelican> when the nazis started losing
58:00 <pelican> weak cunts
58:00 <pelican> dings weak as piss
58:00 <Saemon> well they are criminals
58:00 <pelican> all show
59:00 <Saemon> so im not suprised by that
59:00 <pelican> look at me wear amrami suits
59:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.flipp.com.au/sundries/0000/0439/pura_milk_for_blog.jpg
59:00 <Saemon> no honor amongst them
59:00 <TheRiddler> there it is
59:00 <pelican> big deal
59:00 <pelican> nah
59:00 <TheRiddler> best of the lot
59:00 <pelican> eveb carl williams
59:00 <simba> used 2 love the pura mochas
59:00 <pelican> some bogan drug dealer killed a few bdings mafia
59:00 <pelican> they did fuck all
59:00 <Saemon> well they arent true mafiaosos
00:00 <Saemon> australian ones are crap
00:00 <pelican> autraliaunderworld is weak
00:00 <Saemon> all the mafia badass are either in america
00:00 <Saemon> or italy
00:00 <pelican> ppl think bikies top of the game
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yo
00:00 <pelican> ppl think they are worse here
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the milk link
00:00 <simba> but you dont know anything about our gangsters so how can you assume that Saemon
00:00 <Saemon> do u think the sopranos  is an accurate depiction of the mafias?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you're on a mission eh?
00:00 <pelican> only because it gets reported more
00:00 <TheRiddler> that's it there
00:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
00:00 <Saemon> simba i know enough from the news
01:00 <Saemon> and research
01:00 <pelican> american mafia is no where near the power of russian or mexican mafia
01:00 <simba> lol
01:00 <simba> no but really
01:00 <Bastardly_One> never would of tried it ever because I find Pura plain milk too watery
01:00 <Saemon> mexican mafia is in a class of its own
01:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
01:00 <TheRiddler> this is opposite
01:00 <Saemon> because mexico is practially lawless anyway
01:00 <TheRiddler> you get a sludge bottom half the time
01:00 <pelican> infact 40% of russias economy is control by thge russian mafia which is about 1 trillion dollars
01:00 <Saemon> so its unfair to compare the american mafia to them
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right ... if I see it I will give it a go 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> possible it still exists
01:00 <Saemon> because america has laws 
01:00 <pelican> the bikie gangs in aus all put together control 10 billion
02:00 <Saemon> harder to commit crime and get away
02:00 <Saemon> whislt mexico is a free for all
02:00 <pelican> so they are piss weak compared to russians
02:00 <Saemon> FFA
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be an old man but I actually like getting out of the house
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and just having a milkshake
02:00 <Bastardly_One> or going somewhere and buying a chocolate milk and just sitting down for a while
02:00 <Saemon> the yakuza
02:00 <Bastardly_One> something decadent about chocolate milk
02:00 <Saemon> what about them badasses?
02:00 <pelican> yakuza are pratty strong
03:00 <simba> just chilling amongst the people is nice
03:00 <pelican> they are much smarter then bikies
03:00 <Saemon> and then u got the chinese triads
03:00 <pelican> bikies are dumkb, you take out 3 of their leaders
03:00 <pelican> who organisation disintgrates
03:00 <pelican> because they got all dumb cunts dont know what to do
03:00 <Saemon> yeah bikies are pretty much just all about image
03:00 <Saemon> no substance
03:00 <pelican> yeah
04:00 <pelican> really wouldbt know what a war was
04:00 <Saemon> 'look at me im got alot of tatts wearin leather all black n massive beard i look tough'
04:00 <pelican> yeah
04:00 <Saemon> 'ohhh my bike is loud means im tough'
04:00 <pelican> they got a new clubhouse here
04:00 <pelican> they rocked up tonight
04:00 <pelican> all these ksiny cunts
04:00 <pelican> skinny*
04:00 <Saemon> lol
04:00 <pelican> got out the car
04:00 <simba> <Saemon> 'ohhh my bike is loud means im tough' - thats how fred bear thinks. he also thinks pumping 5 grand into a perlecent purple paint job makes it even tougher
04:00 <pelican> so called bikies
05:00 <pelican> did fuck all
05:00 <pelican> to come bash us
05:00 <Saemon> lol
05:00 <pelican> thers is 2 here club houses
05:00 <pelican> he new one an the old cont
05:00 <pelican> i would fuck with the oild one here
05:00 <Saemon> all ppl who joins a gang are pathetic as indivuals anyway
05:00 <pelican> but the new one full of 20 yo skinny cunts
05:00 <pelican> the old ones hate the new one
05:00 <Saemon> in the gang they ares still pathetic
05:00 <pelican> yeah
06:00 <pelican> they are same gang
06:00 <Saemon> but yeah for them to need to join in the first place
06:00 <pelican> but the other chapter here hate the new one
06:00 <Saemon> they had to be pretty pathetic gutless person
06:00 <pelican> they bash them a mont or 2 a go
06:00 <Saemon> need other ppl to make themselves feel brave and accepted
06:00 <pelican> the new ones are so weak
06:00 <pelican> they went toi some old guy a few months back at the servo
07:00 <pelican> forced him to take a patch off that said 'brotherhood of bikers'
07:00 <pelican> on it
07:00 <pelican> lol
07:00 <pelican> 4 of them
07:00 <Saemon> why was the old guy wearing it?
07:00 <pelican> i dunno
07:00 <pelican> but how weak is that
07:00 <pelican> for 4 bikies
07:00 <pelican> to take on a 70 yo
07:00 <pelican> yet they are tough
07:00 <Saemon> damn
08:00 <Saemon> pelican you're pretty cool man
08:00 <pelican> nuh
08:00 <pelican> i just hate them cunts man
08:00 <Saemon> i've never seen your nick in here before
08:00 <pelican> they are weak
08:00 <pelican> if they are so tough
08:00 <Saemon> what did do u normally use?
08:00 <pelican> join the sas
08:00 <pelican> sas fuck ay bikies club up
09:00 <Saemon> pelican who are you?
09:00 <pelican> sas fuck with ppl that kill millions of ppl a year
09:00 <pelican> let alone a druve by
09:00 <pelican> yeah mate
09:00 <pelican> im tough 
09:00 <Saemon> ....
09:00 <pelican> i cab do a drive by
09:00 <Saemon> pelican
09:00 <pelican> anyways
09:00 <pelican> animal
10:00 <Saemon> what is that? 
10:00 <pelican>  bir
10:00 <Saemon> your normal nick?
10:00 <pelican> d
10:00 <Saemon> you're a fukn moron now
10:00 <Saemon> fuck up poofter
10:00 <Bastardly_One> one of his normal nicks yes
11:00 <simba> ....lmao
11:00 <simba> calm down Saemon
11:00 <Sponge> how are you guys feeling about Justin saying the N word?
11:00 <Saemon> justin who?
11:00 <Saemon> bieber?
11:00 <Sponge> biebs
11:00 <TheRiddler> justin your head
12:00 <Sponge> he's a token nig hanging out with his nig friends
12:00 <simba> cant imagine anything less important 
12:00 <Saemon> well if those black rappers he
12:00 <simba> then what justin bieber did
12:00 <Saemon> he's befrieding are ok with it
12:00 <Sponge> he's fucked now. the nigs will have to disown  him
12:00 <Saemon> then i dont see why i wont be ok with it
12:00 <pelican> lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> there's a difference between nigga n nigger
12:00 <Sponge> it's a black power word
12:00 <Sponge> for nigs, not candians
12:00 <Saemon> nah sometime white ppl can get honorary nigger status
12:00 <pelican> black cunts
12:00 <TheRiddler> or nigs
13:00 <simba> now a bunch of white people are gonna talk about what they think nigga means
13:00 <simba> good 1 Sponge
13:00 <Saemon> i think eminem is allowed to say nigger
13:00 <Sponge> true i've heard that Saemon
13:00 <pelican> i know a black cunt
13:00 <pelican> called big dougy
13:00 <simba> Saemon https://31.media.tumblr.com/b9c038795baf43dbb9db7cde4bc1857f/tumblr_mlcgv4FCZO1qltqc4o1_500.png
13:00 <pelican> his nick ames is big dougy mega nigger ear slap
13:00 <pelican> coz once he slapped some cunt in the ears 
13:00 <pelican> an busted him up
13:00 <simba> i know a guy named nick ames
14:00 <Saemon> lol simba
14:00 <pelican> i dont care hiw bad me typin is
14:00 <pelican> i had a good night
14:00 <Saemon> but Sponge, i reckon in order to de-powerise the offensive effects of the word nigger
14:00 <Saemon> it has to be evolved into
14:00 <Saemon> like, someting friendly
15:00 <Saemon> like how black ppl uses it as a word of affectionate greeting etc
15:00 <simba> please stop
15:00 <Sponge> acdc say the N word at hte 23 second mark. this has been hushed up for ever by big corps
15:00 <Sponge> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKggnBh2Mdw
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: AC/DC - Highway to Hell (Date not found) 3:29 - Category: Music - 8,715,759 views - 32,858 likes (96.5%), 1,198 dislikes (3.5%)
15:00 <Sponge> acdc australian raccists. we should be ashmed off
15:00 <Saemon> only song i like of thiers is black in black
16:00 <simba> ...he doesnt sing nigger..?
16:00 <simba> season ticket?
16:00 <pelican> niggrrs
17:00 <Saemon> you know what i find utterly ridiculous? 
17:00 <pelican> any cunt in here know how to use a hammer
17:00 <Saemon> people in australia
17:00 <pelican> ?
17:00 <Saemon> being racist 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> a what?
17:00 <pelican> im racist 
17:00 <Saemon> to aboriginals and calling them niggers
17:00 <Saemon> its like
17:00 <pelican> heaps of ppl know how to spell
17:00 <Saemon> niggers only applies to african americans
17:00 <pelican> but when it comes to the manly things
17:00 <pelican> they dont know
17:00 <Saemon> due to the whole history of black slavory there
18:00 <simba> pelican is insecure about his lack of intelligence but he's a great handy man to make up for it
18:00 <Saemon> it totally has absolutely nothing to do with aboriginals at all.
18:00 <pelican> how many blokes in here know grammer but wouldnt know how to do manly things 
18:00 <pelican> simba your intelligence isnt high if you though i was the brunswreig
18:00 <Saemon> when a person calls an aboriginal a nigger and think they are offending them, it only shows how ignorant and clueless about history they are
18:00 <pelican> who ever you though i was
19:00 <pelican> you thought i was some betting blokes
19:00 <pelican> bloke
19:00 <simba> Saemon have u learned a lesson from that urself?
19:00 <Saemon> not really, what lesson do u have in mind?
19:00 <pelican> you couldnt disguish one person from anothert
20:00 <pelican> yet your a 'good judge a charater' your claim 
20:00 <pelican> how can you be a good judge of character if you can tell the difference between 2 ppl
20:00 <pelican> yet ya good at computers
21:00 <pelican> must be a social deffiecincy you have
21:00 <simba> lol
21:00 <simba> calm down drunkie
21:00 <pelican> im drunk but i can type as good as you
22:00 <pelican> yet read ppl better still
22:00 <simba> r u smiling man
22:00 <pelican> you lack 'ppl intellligence'
22:00 <simba> just smile
22:00 <pelican> always
22:00 <simba> 4:1)
23:00 <pelican> dont need irc too fill me ego
23:00 <simba> seems like you do 
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <pelican> thats why your on here alot more then me 
23:00 <simba> do u just come in for a little confidence boost when ur drunk?
23:00 <pelican> oh yeah
24:00 <pelican> need alot of confidence too come on irc
24:00 <pelican> lol
24:00 <pelican> fuk
24:00 <pelican> such a big thing
24:00 <pelican> to talk pn irc is like givin a speech infront of 200 ppl
24:00 <pelican> you know
24:00 <pelican> an its really important 
25:00 <pelican> serious im more nervous talkin on here
25:00 <pelican> then if i was on the news
25:00 <pelican> givin an important speech
25:00 <simba> if you were on the news, what do you think it would be for?
26:00 <pelican> if i was? how would i know? i havnt been onm the news
26:00 <pelican> you a fortune teller simba?
26:00 <simba> just make up a headline
26:00 <pelican> ya pretty shit at judging ppl, so dont give up your day job
26:00 <simba> like "man kills self after lonely night in corner of pub"
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <pelican> a loney night at the pub would be better then a lonely night on irc
27:00 <Serenity> what about a not lonely night on ric
27:00 <Serenity> RIC
27:00 <pelican> because the lonley ircr hanst got the confidence to even go out 
27:00 <Serenity> irc.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ric
27:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> retard internet chat
27:00 <pelican> if someone has a family'
27:00 <pelican> i totally understand why they dont go out
28:00 <pelican> your singler eh  simba
28:00 <pelican> how come you never go out
28:00 <simba> single?
28:00 <simba> no
28:00 <pelican> no confidence?
28:00 <simba> i go out
28:00 <simba> who said i didnt!?!
28:00 <pelican> how come your always on here
28:00 <simba> ill kill em!!!
28:00 <simba> i reject the premise of your question
29:00 <simba> best reply to a bad question
29:00 <Serenity> ive got about 12 years before my life can resume
29:00 <pelican> you cant reply 
29:00 <pelican> thats why
29:00 <pelican> no socail life
29:00 <simba> lol
30:00 <simba> why are u attacking my personal life now
30:00 <simba> im sorry if u were offended by the fake news headline thing
30:00 <simba> its not real
30:00 <simba> it wont b printed tomorrow ok
30:00 <pelican> you takin it personal?
30:00 <pelican> must be true then '
30:00 <simba> no personal life
30:00 <simba> lol
31:00 <Serenity> have fun guys im going to bed
31:00 <pelican> well you tried to have a go at my grammer yet my typing is slighty off because i am intoxicated
31:00 <simba> goodnight Serenity
31:00 <pelican> goodnight
31:00 <simba> pelican didnt that happen like 3 months ago? lol
31:00 <pelican> you still remember from 3 months ago lol
31:00 <pelican> fuk
32:00 <pelican> you must have no life bro 
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> terrible trolling
32:00 <simba> clearly its playing on ur mind tho...
32:00 <simba> else why bring it up
32:00 <pelican> remencing irc
32:00 <simba> how could a guy you dont know making fun of your bad typing stick in your mind like that
32:00 <pelican> from 3 months ago
32:00 <pelican> fuck me
32:00 <simba> remencing irc
32:00 <pelican> i rmeember from 3 months ago
32:00 <pelican> it is that important in my life
32:00 <pelican> what happened 3 months ago on irc
33:00 <simba> are u looking for an apology or something
33:00 <simba> for paying out ur typing last time u came on here
33:00 <simba> o_o
33:00 <pelican> lol i dont care
33:00 <simba> so why bring it up
33:00 <simba> has it been playing on your mind...
33:00 <pelican> the fact that you alwaqys thought i was someone else
33:00 <pelican> yet
33:00 <pelican> i not the best typer
33:00 <simba> do you want me to write up a formal apology in microsoft word for you 
33:00 <pelican> you haave no ppl intelligence
34:00 <pelican> if you tell the diff between 2 ppl on here
34:00 <simba> 250 words?
34:00 <pelican> your alwqays on
34:00 <pelican> no wonder ya cant get on in the real world
34:00 <pelican> your ppl reading ability is poor
34:00 <xm> and we will submit that assigntment to a program that will cross reference it with articles on the Internet. no cheating
34:00 <simba> what the hell are u talking about
34:00 <simba> is this about the apology
34:00 <pelican> so your judgement in charact is weak
34:00 <simba> do i have to write you an apology
34:00 <simba> i dont get it
35:00 <simba> how can you be this upset still
35:00 <simba> surely youre trolling
35:00 <pelican> its weak becausde your inexperience with dealing with people
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <simba> drink some water man
35:00 <simba> or u will wake up with a mega headache
35:00 <simba> u r wasted
35:00 <pelican> inexperience with ppl comes not loew socialisation 
36:00 <pelican> hey i sit on irc every night
36:00 <pelican> never go out
36:00 <pelican> i never socialise
36:00 <simba> "inexperience with ppl comes not loew socialisation" - thats actually a quote from confucious isnt it
36:00 <simba> very wise
36:00 <pelican> yet im good at judgeing pplk 
36:00 <pelican> judging ppl comes from experience 
36:00 <simba> yes it does
36:00 <pelican> there is little experience on irc about judging ppl
37:00 <simba> you seem as sad as the braunschweig guy, which is why its so funny to call you braunschweig, and as we can tell you get super upset about it
37:00 <pelican> you can only take from what a person typus
37:00 <simba> just smile man
37:00 <simba> it will make u feel good
37:00 <pelican> yes yet you thought i was him'
37:00 <pelican> haha
37:00 <simba> yea
37:00 <pelican> you say your a good judge of charatcer
37:00 <pelican> yet
37:00 <simba> how long are u gonna keep going on about that
37:00 <pelican> before you said i am him
37:00 <simba> yes i understand your point man
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <pelican> an now your saying im not
37:00 <pelican> but you couldnt tell the diifference
37:00 <pelican> so you shoot yourself in the foot
37:00 <pelican> lol
38:00 <simba> youre trying to imply i am a horrible judge of character with no people skills because i thought you were this other retarded drunk guy that joins here
38:00 <simba> yes i understand your point man
38:00 <simba> im not a drunkard, i follow you
38:00 <pelican> yopu have bo ppl skills
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <pelican> im still drunk
38:00 <pelican> yet i have more then you 
38:00 <simba> its cute how long this played on your mind
38:00 <pelican> thats why my bets mate wanst me to work sercuirty with him
38:00 <pelican> i can goi ot the pub
38:00 <simba> a bit weird cos you are like 35, but cute all the same
38:00 <simba> do u think about me during the day too
38:00 <simba> or just at night when ur drinking?
38:00 <pelican> an know who is gonna cause trouble well before it happens
39:00 <pelican> simba you dont even have to balls to go out 
39:00 <simba> were u thikning about coming online to talk to me about this when you were at the pub before
39:00 <pelican> thats why your on here every night
39:00 <pelican> you got no balls because you cant read ppl
40:00 <simba> now whos the bad judge of character?
40:00 <simba> lmao
40:00 <pelican> i dont blame ya with an emo haircut
40:00 <pelican> thank fuk i dontr have wimps as me friends
40:00 <cherri_pie> wasssssssssup
40:00 <cherri_pie> the mother fuckin pie is in da house
40:00 <pelican> emos = wimps
40:00 <cherri_pie> man i like emos
40:00 <cherri_pie> theyre hot
40:00 <cherri_pie> the chicks are anyway
40:00 <pelican> weak as piss
40:00 <simba> cherri_pie is another person easily trolled by me - watch how many times she types my nickname after seeing this line
40:00 <cherri_pie> fuckin love emo chicks
40:00 <simba> it's amazing
40:00 <pelican> emo males are very feminem 
41:00 <cherri_pie> watch how quick i ignore thic cunt
41:00 <cherri_pie> bliss
41:00 <cherri_pie> this cunt can cry now that he doesnt get attention
41:00 <cherri_pie> watch him keep trying to talk to me all night
41:00 <pelican> you talking about simba?
41:00 <cherri_pie> somone kill him please
41:00 <cherri_pie> if anyone wants to murder that cunt please let me know
41:00 <pelican> he is already dead
42:00 <pelican> he has no social life
42:00 <cherri_pie> yes thats true good analogy
42:00 <cherri_pie> haha omg ive been saying that for months
42:00 <cherri_pie> he literally is a tard
42:00 <pelican> yes
42:00 <pelican> cherri_pie
42:00 <pelican> i already like you'
42:00 <cherri_pie> all he can do is stay on irc every day 
42:00 <pelican> because simba dosnt like you
42:00 <pelican> an he is a bad judge of character
42:00 <cherri_pie> thanks dude no problem
42:00 <pelican> what ever he thinks is bad it is good to me 
43:00 <cherri_pie> if you want to kill him anytime let me know
43:00 <cherri_pie> i will murder the cunt with my bare hands
43:00 <pelican> i wouldnt fight him
43:00 <cherri_pie> what would you do
43:00 <pelican> fighting a feminem bloke isnt a challange
43:00 <cherri_pie> any ideas?
43:00 <pelican> wouldnt fdo anything for my ego 
43:00 <cherri_pie> haha omg i said that too
43:00 <Student> ahem ahem 
43:00 <cherri_pie> he is a little vagina
43:00 <cherri_pie> who feeds the pigeons at adelaide mall every day
43:00 <pelican> lol
43:00 <cherri_pie> i would love to see a pic of that cunt
43:00 <pelican> ill admit
43:00 <cherri_pie> he probably looks like a fucking little worm
44:00 <pelican> i feed my magpie trevor
44:00 <cherri_pie> with glasses n shit
44:00 <pelican> but
44:00 <pelican> trev is loveable
44:00 <Student> dear simba , kinldy whenever you organise such events (like the keyboard warrior championship right now) , please let me know 
44:00 <cherri_pie> get trevor onto him
44:00 <cherri_pie> studennttt
44:00 <pelican> lol trev would kill him
44:00 <pelican> no worries
44:00 <cherri_pie> wassup bro you still around
44:00 <cherri_pie> student is awesome
44:00 <cherri_pie> what a mad call 
44:00 <pelican> i show ya trev\
44:00 <Student> yes i am around, how are you bro/sis? :)
44:00 <pelican> io fed himk 4 times today
44:00 <cherri_pie> every day for simba is the keyboard warrior championship
44:00 <pelican> he runs the bock
44:00 <cherri_pie> that fagget cock sucker
44:00 <cherri_pie> trev runs the block huh
45:00 <cherri_pie> hahah sweet as
45:00 <pelican> i seen that mother fucker chasin off hawks
45:00 <cherri_pie> hahaha 
45:00 <cherri_pie> what a mad cunt
45:00 <pelican> fuk ye
45:00 <cherri_pie> i got magpies in my back yard
45:00 <cherri_pie> im scared of those cunts man
45:00 <pelican> you feed em?
45:00 <pelican> aww
45:00 <pelican> wnoooooooooo
45:00 <cherri_pie> yeh i do
45:00 <pelican> feed them 
45:00 <cherri_pie> haha
45:00 <cherri_pie> swear to god
45:00 <pelican> they get very dfriendly 
45:00 <pelican> haha
45:00 <cherri_pie> the big king mother fucker
45:00 <cherri_pie> hes sweet with me now
45:00 <pelican> how long you been feeding?
45:00 <pelican> awww
45:00 <cherri_pie> umm i dunno
45:00 <cherri_pie> couple of months
45:00 <cherri_pie> this cunt is bad man
45:00 <pelican> miost his back white?
45:00 <cherri_pie> he eats anything
45:00 <pelican> lol
45:00 <Student> he suck the cock, does not bother me much but the thing that is bothering me why he is not sucking my cock?
46:00 <pelican> does he eat out ya hand yet?
46:00 <cherri_pie> for real bro he eats meat
46:00 <cherri_pie> na no way id be shit scard 
46:00 <pelican> nuh dont be scared
46:00 <cherri_pie> i feed him oats he likes that
46:00 <pelican> he will
46:00 <cherri_pie> i leave a pile there and he brings his mates
46:00 <TheRiddler> again saemon stops talking
46:00 <pelican> lol
46:00 <cherri_pie> now when i go out there he doesnt fly away
46:00 <cherri_pie> its pretty cool man no shit
46:00 <TheRiddler> when cherri_pie is talking
46:00 <cherri_pie> sometimes i watch him eating
46:00 <cherri_pie> hes a big cunt
46:00 <pelican> yeah iyts cool makje friends with them he 
46:00 <cherri_pie> yeh why not lol 
47:00 <TheRiddler> must be hard for him to be 2 ppl at the same time
47:00 <pelican> just keep feedin hoim
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <cherri_pie> im thinkin if i made friends with the cunt
47:00 <pelican> let him get closer an closer
47:00 <cherri_pie> he wont swoop me when im in the park
47:00 <pelican> soon he sit on ya knee
47:00 <cherri_pie> lol
47:00 <pelican> ahahahah
47:00 <cherri_pie> for realz bro i been swooped
47:00 <pelican> well he wont bite the hand the feeds him! :P
47:00 <cherri_pie> thats why i started feeding them haha
47:00 <pelican> loll
47:00 <cherri_pie> :P
47:00 <pelican> well dont gibve him a bad meal then 
47:00 <cherri_pie> yeh maybe but i dunno
47:00 <pelican> u know
47:00 <cherri_pie> so you have one as a pet
47:00 <simba> ur only mate is a magpie ? no wonder u lash out at people that dont have trouble communicating to others
47:00 <pelican> if the male magpie dosnt swoop
47:00 <pelican> mumma kicks him out hthe nest
48:00 <pelican> sometimes
48:00 <cherri_pie> how do you tell which ones the male
48:00 <cherri_pie> is there a way
48:00 <pelican> makes there back is mostly white
48:00 <cherri_pie> besides seein his dick n shit
48:00 <cherri_pie> lol
48:00 <pelican> females have little white on them 
48:00 <pelican> its just checkered around the neck 
48:00 <cherri_pie> oh right
48:00 <pelican> lol
48:00 <cherri_pie> well this dudes got swag
48:00 <cherri_pie> like hes bossin mother fuckers n shit
48:00 <pelican> lol hes male
48:00 <cherri_pie> haha yehh
48:00 <pelican> haha
48:00 <cherri_pie> thats what im thinkin
49:00 <cherri_pie> :P
49:00 <pelican> he will get friendly first'
49:00 <pelican> then ythe mumma
49:00 <pelican> then the kids
49:00 <cherri_pie> yeh hes got a couple of kids i think
49:00 <cherri_pie> haha
49:00 <pelican> sometimes mumma an pappa will have a domestic
49:00 <pelican> haha good stuff
49:00 <cherri_pie> yehh i think they did
49:00 <pelican> lol
49:00 <cherri_pie> one of them was screamin n shit
49:00 <cherri_pie> coz it wanted food
49:00 <pelican> does he get demanding?
49:00 <cherri_pie> na hes cool
49:00 <pelican> he will aftere a while
49:00 <cherri_pie> he just sits on the fence waits for his food
50:00 <cherri_pie> comes around a fair bit now
50:00 <pelican> an like he sill start wanting 5 satr meaks
50:00 <cherri_pie> yeh man he eats meat
50:00 <pelican> i give trev feresh mince
50:00 <cherri_pie> rofl
50:00 <pelican> not like it no more
50:00 <cherri_pie> thats crazy why they eat that
50:00 <pelican> he wants sweet chillia kebab meat
50:00 <cherri_pie> there birds man not even carivores
50:00 <pelican> lol
50:00 <cherri_pie> i thought it was weird
50:00 <cherri_pie> but if they do it all the time must be normal
51:00 <cherri_pie> so you rekn trev will drop simba straight out or what
52:00 <pelican> lol
53:00 <pelican> tregv knock out simba with 1 lil peck
53:00 <pelican> chase that cunt off
53:00 <pelican> i already goit trev on speed dial 
53:00 <pelican> for ambulance
53:00 <pelican> incsse he sees simba
53:00 <cherri_pie> haha sweet make sure you film it
53:00 <pelican> fair dinkum
53:00 <cherri_pie> iv got fagget simba on ignore so i cant see what he says
54:00 <pelican> put it on aus home funniest vids
54:00 <pelican> winner for sure
54:00 <cherri_pie> i just want that cunt to die
54:00 <cherri_pie> haha yeh for sure
54:00 <pelican> trev be eatin porahouse rest his life
54:00 <cherri_pie> lolll
54:00 <pelican> lol he is quiet right now
54:00 <cherri_pie> yeh hes a lil bich thats why
54:00 <pelican> he is prob intimidated buty me u n trev
54:00 <cherri_pie> i hope so
54:00 <pelican> an your bog boy magies
54:00 <cherri_pie> yeh the crew
54:00 <pelican> big*
55:00 <cherri_pie> that cunt will take down simba on his own
55:00 <cherri_pie> he wont even need trev
55:00 <cherri_pie> im tellin u
55:00 <cherri_pie> haha
55:00 <Q{> http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/news/regions/asia-pacific/philippines/140527/python-massage-cebu-zoo-philippines
57:00 <pelican> loll
57:00 <pelican> jesus
57:00 <pelican> fuk more then a massage
58:00 <Q{> http://www.carbuzz.com/news/2014/5/19/Seoul-Launching-Longer-Wider-Women-Only-Parking-7720398/
58:00 <pelican> lucky simba didnt have that on him 
58:00 <cherri_pie> gooks are stupid man
59:00 <pelican> he be tryna make it go up him bum
59:00 <cherri_pie> they come up with the dumbest shit
59:00 <Q{> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641799/Cops-hunt-serial-Boston-tickler-breaking-male-students-homes-waking-tickling-feet.html
59:00 <pelican> they do aye
59:00 <cherri_pie> simba wants it up his ass
59:00 <pelican> ye
59:00 <cherri_pie> python anal massage
59:00 <pelican> loll
59:00 <pelican> his delicacy
59:00 <cherri_pie> cum is his delicacy
59:00 <cherri_pie> from his dad
00:00 <pelican> his suday spit roast today 
00:00 <pelican> sunday*
00:00 <pelican> or yesterday 
01:00 <pelican> trev canme in
01:00 <pelican> 3 times today
01:00 <pelican> once
01:00 <pelican> him camne in 16 times in 1 day
02:00 <pelican> cost me a fortune that day 
02:00 <Student> well well , very gentle and delicate
03:00 <Q{> the feet ticklers are coming for u pelican 
03:00 <Q{> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2641799/Cops-hunt-serial-Boston-tickler-breaking-male-students-homes-waking-tickling-feet.html
03:00 <cherri_pie> brb 
03:00 <pelican> fuk u q
04:00 <pelican> simba
04:00 <pelican> why so quiet 
05:00 <pelican> ya fgt
05:00 <Student> patience
06:00 <pelican> simba is scared
06:00 <pelican> he is pussy
06:00 <cherri_pie> yeh ive said that
06:00 <simba> lol
06:00 <pelican> he does niothing all day
06:00 <cherri_pie> he wants attention like a little vagina if you ignore him he cries
06:00 <Student> :)
06:00 <pelican> ye
06:00 <cherri_pie> then he sends you floods
06:00 <cherri_pie> haha
06:00 <pelican> he is taller an lighter then me
06:00 <pelican> an does no thing physical all day
06:00 <simba> 4:1)
06:00 <cherri_pie> he thinks hes bad 
06:00 <pelican> so he is physcially weaker
07:00 <simba> how do you know i weigh less then you dude?
07:00 <simba> lol
07:00 <cherri_pie> with his words
07:00 <simba> crazy assumption
07:00 <pelican> your siad u wiegh lasttime 95
07:00 <cherri_pie> he does nothing your right
07:00 <simba> wait
07:00 <simba> you actually remembered how much i weigh?!
07:00 <simba> hahahahaha!
07:00 <pelican> an your 6`2
07:00 <pelican> wo im shorter
07:00 <pelican> a heavier
07:00 <pelican> so im more slid
07:00 <pelican> solid
07:00 <simba> 03:02:44 <pelican> i rmeember from 3 months ago
07:00 <simba> 03:02:51 <pelican> it is that important in my life
07:00 <simba> 03:02:59 <pelican> what happened 3 months ago on irc
07:00 <pelican> u weak faggot
07:00 <simba> lolol
07:00 <pelican> lol
07:00 <simba> incredible
07:00 <pelican> an u do nothigh physical
08:00 <pelican> u be weak as
08:00 <pelican> no wonder ya dont go out
08:00 <Student> 95 kilograms?
08:00 <pelican> worried bout gettin bashed?
08:00 <pelican> ya stick 
08:00 <simba> im not a stick haha
08:00 <simba> its cute how youre angling for a pic of me though
08:00 <simba> youre not gonna get one!
08:00 <pelican> mate
08:00 <cherri_pie> i just want someone to please kill him
08:00 <simba> m9
08:00 <cherri_pie> put him out of his misery on irc
08:00 <pelican> you are so into gettin grammer right ya wouldnt know how to use a hammer
09:00 <simba> lol
09:00 <pelican> manly blokes know how too use a hammer
09:00 <simba> i know how 2 use a hammer
09:00 <pelican> dont care about grammer
09:00 <pelican> o you dont
09:00 <simba> ok i dont
09:00 <pelican> otherwise you wouldnt care about grammer
09:00 <simba> its ur story man
09:00 <simba> ur the upset 1 making all the assumptons
09:00 <simba> tell me more!
09:00 <pelican> which means i be physically much stronger then you
10:00 <pelican> what do you do in the day?
10:00 <simba> whatever the day brings my good man
10:00 <pelican> tell me the manly things you do
10:00 <pelican> you even got a job?
10:00 <simba> what is the relevence of who is physically stronger here? lol
10:00 <simba> do you want to fight me or something
10:00 <cherri_pie> he doesnt have a job
10:00 <cherri_pie> hahaha
10:00 <pelican> irc is good for you on a day 
10:00 <pelican> ahahahah
10:00 <simba> hahahaha.
10:00 <pelican> what a catch you be for a lady
10:00 <pelican> simba 
10:00 <cherri_pie> he thinks his job is to idle on irc
10:00 <pelican> not manly
10:00 <pelican> not have a job
11:00 <pelican> yes
11:00 <simba> i am a good catch
11:00 <simba> thank u
11:00 <pelican> your a real man aint ya
11:00 <pelican> lol
11:00 <simba> u r very kind
11:00 <cherri_pie> hes a fagget who idles all day untill serenity the fat bitch gives him ops
11:00 <pelican> you better trade ya laptop in for a toolbox
11:00 <pelican> and man up
11:00 <simba> i have both
11:00 <cherri_pie> haha
11:00 <cherri_pie> good call
11:00 <pelican> man up mate
11:00 <simba> why would i need two toolboxes
11:00 <cherri_pie> yeh man up simba you fagget
11:00 <simba> that would be a waste
11:00 <cherri_pie> get a magpie instead of pigeons you poofter cunt
11:00 <pelican> on ce plastic
11:00 <pelican> wieghs 500 grams
11:00 <cherri_pie> your plastic simba
12:00 <pelican> aint gonna build muscle lifting that 
12:00 <pelican> ahahaha cherri_pie
12:00 <pelican> indeed
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <simba> lifting what
12:00 <pelican> faggots like pigeons
12:00 <pelican> see
12:00 <pelican> a real man likes magpies
12:00 <pelican> and a rwal woman likes magpies
12:00 <simba> its kind of hard to stay at your dumb level and understand your every line so sorry if i dont follow everything
12:00 <pelican> represents muscling
12:00 <pelican> musclin*
13:00 <pelican> because magpies hold their territory 
13:00 <pelican> pigeons just be poussys
13:00 <pelican> simba do you even know how to use a hammer?
13:00 <pelican> serious bro
14:00 <pelican> have you ever even dig a hole other then for yourself on here?
14:00 <simba> i already told u i can but u said i couldnt
14:00 <pelican> because you like to talk like your manly
14:00 <simba> so ill let u rage on until u sober up
14:00 <pelican> but your sure dont persecieve yourself as a manly bloke
15:00 <Student> egg burger any one? with beef kebab?
16:00 <pelican> becuase usually anyone male worried about another makes grammer and makes not of it is because they testorone they lack in what a man should be they feel they dont have so trying to make anoter male looks silly with grammer is the only way they think they can make up for it
16:00 <pelican> males are suppose to have a caveman like about them still
16:00 <pelican> that what women still crave for
16:00 <simba> i cant believe how cut you are about me paying out your lack of intelligence like 3 months ago. look man, if you want a 300 word apology or something, ill happily write one up......
17:00 <simba> i just cant believe you keep talking about it
17:00 <simba> :(
17:00 <simba> so awkward
17:00 <pelican> serious son
17:00 <simba> do you want a public irc apology or something lol
17:00 <pelican> have you got ay testrone ?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> shit just got real
17:00 <simba> 400 word?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he said seriously son
17:00 <pelican> you sound like a pretty girly male
17:00 <Bastardly_One> 500 simba
17:00 <simba> how many words will it take for you to smile? 
17:00 <simba> 1000??!
18:00 <pelican> simba is a bit feminem for my liking
18:00 <simba> im really sorry i hurt you man
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> i'll never make fun of your idiocy again
18:00 <simba> i promise
18:00 <simba> kk?
18:00 <Student> where were you hiding Bastardly_One?
18:00 <pelican> feminem males dont make fun of other males
18:00 <Q{> free smile for simba
18:00 <Q{> :-)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not hiding
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I just don't have much to say sometimes
19:00 <pelican> simba you ever picked up hammer before or just a dictionary?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Listening to Jean Michel Jarre and trying to think how fucked some people are
20:00 <pelican> i already been out
20:00 <pelican> seen how fucked ppl are
20:00 <Q{> ur out of the gay closet then
20:00 <pelican> you wish i was gay
20:00 <pelican> stop hittin on me
21:00 <pelican> hit on simba
21:00 <Student> sympathies to the people who are fucked? or just have to fuck them more?
21:00 <pelican> you will be rewarded
21:00 <pelican> lol
21:00 <pelican> my mate threw a chick out tonigjt
21:00 <pelican> so she called up a carload of bikies
21:00 <pelican> to come in
21:00 <pelican> an they did
22:00 <pelican> but they were 4 skinny cunts
22:00 <pelican> bit like simba
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oxygene II man
22:00 <pelican> never done a hard days work in their life
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm tripping out maaaaaaaaaaaan
23:00 <Q{> http://www.thelocal.se/20140507/swedish-study-aircraft-noise-makes-you-fat
24:00 <pelican> there is 2 rebels chapters here
24:00 <Student> for some, ircing made them fat 
24:00 <pelican> a mont ago the rebels chapter always been here
24:00 <pelican> bashed the new rebels chapter
24:00 <pelican> coz they full of skinny 20 yos
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <pelican> trya be tough
25:00 <pelican> an bringin heat on the other chapeter
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that just makes me laugh because I believe that with the Rebels
25:00 <pelican> yeah
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't really control themselves
25:00 <pelican> they wanred tjem coz they kept tsrat trouble everywhere
25:00 <Bastardly_One> they just spring up 
25:00 <pelican> so the othe chapter bashed them 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and blam shit starts amongst themseleves
25:00 <pelican> we had a brawl with the new chapter
26:00 <pelican> they cam tonight
26:00 <pelican> but they have no back up
26:00 <simba> lol
26:00 <simba> fucking meathead
26:00 <pelican> an they are skinny 20yos
26:00 <simba> too dumb to use words, gotta fight
26:00 <pelican> simba
26:00 <simba> you can tell by your anger in chatrooms that youre a meathead fighter
26:00 <pelican> u wouls have the balls to either fight or use balls
27:00 <pelican> thats why u hang on here
27:00 <simba> sorry pls dont let this burn u for six months and bring it up when u get drunk
27:00 <pelican> every night
27:00 <simba> IM SORRY
27:00 <simba> PLEASE
27:00 <simba> DONT LET IT WEIGH ON UR MIND
27:00 <pelican> you have no social skills
27:00 <simba> I WA SJOKING OK
27:00 <pelican> out all all the time you spend on here
27:00 <pelican> you wstill thought i was someone else
27:00 <pelican> an you seem to spend 90% your life on here
28:00 <pelican> an yet still cant read ppl on here
28:00 <simba> sorry?
28:00 <simba> cant read what ur typing lol
28:00 <simba> cant read ppl on her e:~(
28:00 <pelican> you thought i was brausweig
28:00 <pelican> who ever that is 
28:00 <pelican> yeah
28:00 <pelican> i spent much less time on here
28:00 <simba> yea i already discussed that before maybe ur too drunk to remember
28:00 <pelican> not much at the pub i can read ppl at the pub 
29:00 <pelican> an know when they will cause trouble
29:00 <pelican> thats why i never been bashed
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> you could read a book at the pub
29:00 <simba> its kind of awkward how long youve been raging about the same 2-3 topics now 
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you could read
29:00 <Student> so you run away before they are going to start trouble?
29:00 <pelican> never run
29:00 <pelican> i know how to negociate with ppl
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> FRONT UP MATE I FRONT UP MATE.
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> just not how to spell
30:00 <pelican> i have 30 black cunts run at me an someone else
30:00 <Student> negociate with them , so they let you go this time and do not bash you? :)
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have thirty black belt asians in my ass
30:00 <pelican> an talked my way out of it still
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I talk out of my ass
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> in chinee
30:00 <simba> im chinese by day, japanese by night
31:00 <pelican> i just know how to deal with people 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol simba
31:00 <simba> i like how pelican stopped raging about the same 2-3 topics after i pointed it out - hope this doesnt start him up again !!
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> I just deal or no deal mate FRONT UP
31:00 <Student> still you do not know how to deal with simba? make him your friends?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <simba> i think he wants 2 be my friend but struggles with human interaction
31:00 <pelican> make him your friends?
32:00 <pelican> that dosnt eve make sense
32:00 <pelican> no wonder your still a student
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm watching britain and irelands next top model repeat and i figure these girls need a facial challenge..
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> bukakke challenge
32:00 <Student> some times there is a phase comes when things start to make no sense 
32:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/images/wei-Drunk-Partygirl.jpg
33:00 <pelican> i rekon i have more social life then most in here put together
34:00 <pelican> it seems im in here full of ppl with no job or social life
35:00 <Student> a reason i can think of due to which simba and pelican are not friend with each other, is because apparently pelican negociate with people in pubs that are meat head, so they let him slip , on the other hand simba is not a easy catch for "negociate" like pelican 
35:00 <simba> hahahahahaha
35:00 <pelican> i dont want any friends in here
35:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks cunt
35:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
36:00 <pelican> lol
36:00 <Student> thanks for you input, The Mug 
36:00 <pelican> well
36:00 <pelican> i wouldnt want to have friends like an indian and a emo
37:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/weird-stuff-online-girlfriend.htm
37:00 <pelican> who australians take the piss out of all the time
37:00 <pelican> just wouldnt be australian
37:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/weird_stuff_titty_twister.htm
38:00 <Q{> ^ definitely unaustralian
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you m8
38:00 <Bastardly_One> dont pm me:P
38:00 <pelican> lol not u man
38:00 <pelican> simba is a emo
38:00 <pelican> he has a haircut of an emo
38:00 <pelican> u a good frella Bastardly_One
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a fuckin' intellectual snob
39:00 <Saemon> lol u niggers still goin
39:00 <Student> yah Bastardly_One is a good fellow, he does not have any hair to cut ;)
39:00 <pelican> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> no different to simba but older
39:00 <Saemon> thats big talk for a senile Bastardly_One.
39:00 <pelican> nuh ur diff
39:00 <Saemon> ownt.
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm one in a million
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but an acquired taste
40:00 <pelican> b1 you dont care about ppls grammer ect
40:00 <pelican> its mostly girls that comment on ppls grammer
40:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AVogF89dAs
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bodyjar One In a Million (Aug 4, 2010) 3:28 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 5,540 views - 25 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yes I do
40:00 <pelican> no u dont
40:00 <Bastardly_One> It infuriates me
41:00 <simba> i dont give a shit about peoples grammar, i paid out your terrible spelling once pelican, and it cut you so deep you cant stop talking about it
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <Saemon> its the only thing hes got to bitch at ppl about 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I just realise some people actually can't help it
41:00 <Saemon> grammer
41:00 <pelican> it furiates me how many blokes dont know how to use a hammer
41:00 <Saemon> he resorts to petty stuff like that
41:00 <Saemon> small petty stuff
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it's people like A/Excessive that annoysme
41:00 <Saemon> cuz he aint got nothin else
41:00 <Saemon> cept he's old age
41:00 <pelican> didnt cut me at all
42:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/weird_stuff_Bend_Me_Shape_Me.htm
42:00 <Saemon> his?
42:00 <Saemon> ol i dum
42:00 <pelican> at the end of the day i know how to use a hammer
42:00 <pelican> you dont
42:00 <pelican> know how to handle myself physcially and mentally
42:00 <simba> i know how to use a hammer lol
42:00 <Saemon> i know how to use a hammer
42:00 <Saemon> omg
42:00 <pelican> out of here
42:00 <Saemon> simba
42:00 <Saemon> twins
42:00 <simba> why is using a hammer so important to you
42:00 <simba> is that your like claim to manliness
42:00 <simba> i kan uze a hamma guyz
42:00 <simba> im a man
42:00 <pelican> you also dont even know hoiw to read ppls character on here
42:00 <pelican> yet
42:00 <cherri_pie> who the fuck is this now
42:00 <simba> i get drunk, use hammaz and bash ppl
43:00 <cherri_pie> sameon the fagget
43:00 <pelican> you spend a lot of time on here
43:00 <cherri_pie> fuck off you cocksucker cunt
43:00 <pelican> shows little intelligence
43:00 <cherri_pie> you little pigeon fagget semaon
43:00 <simba> u r talking about the same things again i think u need another beer
43:00 <cherri_pie> go play with your bfs dick
43:00 <simba> no wait beer is a depressant thats why youre so depressed
43:00 <Saemon> cherri_pie say that to me in front of my comanchero mates i fucken dare you i swear to God.
43:00 <simba> STOP drinking beers!
43:00 <cherri_pie> and fuck simba up his piegon ass
43:00 <pelican> simba you couldnt bash anyone
43:00 <cherri_pie> roflll
43:00 <cherri_pie> comanchero
43:00 <pelican> you have no testostrone 
43:00 <cherri_pie> you fucking wish you fagget cock sucker
43:00 <pelican> loll
43:00 <cherri_pie> im fucking lebo
43:00 <simba> r u so mad that u wanna fight me
43:00 <Saemon> really?
43:00 <cherri_pie> you think i i give a fuck about comancheros
43:00 <simba> :~(
43:00 <cherri_pie> you stupid fuck
43:00 <pelican> jock ross
44:00 <Saemon> do you know fawks then cherri_pie?
44:00 <cherri_pie> come to sydney cunt
44:00 <cherri_pie> come to fucking sydney
44:00 <Saemon> where u at in sydney?
44:00 <cherri_pie> talk like that to me there
44:00 <cherri_pie> hahah
44:00 <Saemon> lakemba?
44:00 <cherri_pie> see if you leave sydney alive
44:00 <simba> lmaoooooooooooooooooo
44:00 <Saemon> lol i will come to sydney and go cronulla on your lebo ass cunt
44:00 <Saemon> 2005 style
44:00 <cherri_pie> your weak
44:00 <pelican> simba i wouldnt want to fight you
44:00 <cherri_pie> look at this weak cunt
44:00 <pelican> i wouldt be a challange 
44:00 <cherri_pie> rofll
44:00 <cherri_pie> little piss ant cunt
45:00 <pelican> not worth a grazed knuckle over
45:00 <cherri_pie> rekns he knos comancheros
45:00 <cherri_pie> they would fuckin kill you cunt just for name dropping them
45:00 <cherri_pie> you fucking dum piece of shit
45:00 <pelican> fuk heard that tonight
45:00 <cherri_pie> rofll
45:00 <Saemon> bs cunt
45:00 <Saemon> i know their wives and family
45:00 <cherri_pie> this dum cunt probably knows some shit kicker commo
45:00 <Saemon> im close mates with them
45:00 <cherri_pie> at the bottom of the ladder
45:00 <pelican> here where i live talk to someoe every second persona afflicated with the rebels 
45:00 <Saemon> im like family to them cunt
45:00 <cherri_pie> yeh your close mates with them
45:00 <Saemon> u fuck with me your fucking with thier family mate
45:00 <cherri_pie> you and the other 10000 ppl in australia
45:00 <Saemon> watch ya back toughguy
45:00 <Q{> http://time.com/2804871/ant-man-adam-mckay-edgar-wright/
46:00 <cherri_pie> ohh you got balls now cunt
46:00 <cherri_pie> whaqt happend to your little piss ant act
46:00 <Saemon> i got 10 balls cunt
46:00 <cherri_pie> you got balls now
46:00 <cherri_pie> you got fuck all
46:00 <pelican> if a bikie ever does you a favour you owe the club for life
46:00 <Saemon> i manned the fuck up
46:00 <cherri_pie> gtfo out my face you fagget cock sucker
46:00 <Saemon> thats wat happened cunt
46:00 <cherri_pie> i hope those commo cunts hear you
46:00 <cherri_pie> and they drop the fuck out of you
46:00 <cherri_pie> rofl
46:00 <Saemon> oh they are hearin me right now
46:00 <cherri_pie> you think they give a fuck about you
46:00 <Saemon> im givin them a call
46:00 <cherri_pie> im callin my boys too cunt
46:00 <Saemon> im fucken family to them cunt didnt u read
47:00 <cherri_pie> your dead cunt
47:00 <cherri_pie> where time and place
47:00 <Saemon> of course they fucking giv a fuck about me cunt
47:00 <simba> hahahahhahahahahah this is great Saemon is trolling cherri_pie
47:00 <cherri_pie> time and place or gtfo
47:00 <pelican> im with the god squad
47:00 <Saemon> u name a time and place cunt
47:00 <pelican> i got jesus on my side
47:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
47:00 <pelican> god squad MC
47:00 <pelican> simba
47:00 <pelican> gay writing
47:00 <Q{> i drop some etoro tribe to suck his dick
47:00 <Q{> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Etoro_tribe
48:00 <cherri_pie> this cunt knows fuck all
48:00 <pelican> colourful guys always gay 
48:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
48:00 <cherri_pie> rofl
48:00 <cherri_pie> lil bich
48:00 <cherri_pie> fagget cok sucker sameon
48:00 <cherri_pie> i fuck your mum all night bich
48:00 <pelican> can i watch?
48:00 <cherri_pie> hha yeh sweet
48:00 <pelican> fuk ye
48:00 <cherri_pie> watch the fat bitch roll around
49:00 <pelican> i flyin down
49:00 <pelican> right now 
49:00 <Saemon> 132 Smith avenue. Bankstown, NSW, thurs 5/05/14, 2:00pm 
49:00 <Saemon> see you there and then cherri_pie
49:00 <Saemon> bring back up if you need cunt
49:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <Saemon> pussy ass motherfucka
49:00 <cherri_pie> i own bankstown bro
49:00 <cherri_pie> hahaha
49:00 <cherri_pie> whatever
49:00 <cherri_pie> il be there cunt
49:00 <cherri_pie> you better be there
49:00 <Saemon> aight cunt
49:00 <Saemon> i will
49:00 <cherri_pie> this dum aussie cunt meets in bankstown
49:00 <cherri_pie> when its full of lebos
49:00 <pelican> simba is feared amoung all bikie clubs 
49:00 <cherri_pie> death wish much?
49:00 <cherri_pie> i know yeh
49:00 <cherri_pie> ahah
49:00 <simba> lol @ 5/05/14
50:00 <cherri_pie> simba is the most feared bikie in australia
50:00 <pelican> fukin oath
50:00 <cherri_pie> fuck bikies there faggets
50:00 <pelican> he is emo GC
50:00 <cherri_pie> i hate those cunt
50:00 <pelican> emo gophar club
50:00 <simba> that date passed Saemon give cherri_pie a new one to look forward to
50:00 <pelican> the galloping gophars GV
50:00 <cherri_pie> bunch of bitches they are
50:00 <cherri_pie> wouldnt know shit about being gangsta if it bit them in the ass
50:00 <cherri_pie> they got no respect no nothing
50:00 <pelican> simba knocks bikies out with his studs in his nose
50:00 <cherri_pie> just a bunch of dogs rippin each other off
50:00 <pelican> he uses em as knuckle dusters
50:00 <cherri_pie> and this fagget saemon brags about them
50:00 <cherri_pie> hgahah
51:00 <cherri_pie> i know commos man
51:00 <cherri_pie> watch out
51:00 <pelican> simba what is the stanard size bolt foir a car
51:00 <cherri_pie> im going to sleep i got better things to do than fuck with this bullshit
51:00 <pelican> out of any make?
52:00 <Saemon> lol chicken cherri_pie is runnin away
52:00 <pelican> like if you had to get a socket
52:00 <Saemon> pussy
52:00 <pelican> to take a part off
52:00 <cherri_pie> pussy coz im going to sleep?
52:00 <pelican> what size would you espect too use
52:00 <cherri_pie> rofl what a dum cunt
52:00 <cherri_pie> is this fagget for real or what
52:00 <pelican> just to show that you have some maly about you 
52:00 <cherri_pie> what would you have me do then
52:00 <Student> or whaT? :)
52:00 <cherri_pie> you fucking dum retarded piece of shit
52:00 <Saemon> hell fucken yeha im for real cunt
52:00 <cherri_pie> stay on the fuckin net all night
52:00 <cherri_pie> fucking with a spastic like you
52:00 <cherri_pie> trading words back and forth
52:00 <Saemon> dont go to bed tonight cuz my comanchero mates are gona kick down ya fucken door
52:00 <simba> what size socket wrench u mean?
52:00 <cherri_pie> yeh thats gangsta man
52:00 <cherri_pie> your tought bro
52:00 <Student> cherri_pie have to prepare for 5/5/14
52:00 <cherri_pie> rofll
53:00 <simba> depends what you wanted to do
53:00 <Saemon> drag ya out to ya front yard
53:00 <pelican> lol socket wrench ahahaa
53:00 <Saemon> fucken curbstomp you
53:00 <Saemon> american history X style
53:00 <cherri_pie> you dont have any mates 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> f
53:00 <pelican> you dont even know
53:00 <Bastardly_One> u
53:00 <cherri_pie> commos dont like faggets
53:00 <Bastardly_One> c
53:00 <simba> replacing the oil or what?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> k
53:00 <cherri_pie> even if you grew up with them
53:00 <pelican> tell me
53:00 <Bastardly_One> p
53:00 <pelican> mm
53:00 <cherri_pie> you dum fuck
53:00 <simba> depends what you need to do to the car
53:00 <Student> f
53:00 <Student> u
53:00 <Student> c 
53:00 <Student> k
53:00 <cherri_pie> shut up simba you fagget
53:00 <simba> f
53:00 <simba> u
53:00 <simba> c
53:00 <pelican> thers 3 sizes
53:00 <simba> k
53:00 <cherri_pie> you liltt pimple faced cunt
53:00 <pelican> simba ya never worked on a car in ya life
53:00 <cherri_pie> pelly tell this cunt he needs zovirax
53:00 <Saemon> i love #melbourne at this hour is like the wild west
53:00 <Saemon> free for all
53:00 <cherri_pie> he starts raging over it
53:00 <Saemon> no ops present
54:00 <Saemon> no rules
54:00 <pelican> ya too busy loookin in ya makeup mirror
54:00 <simba> yea
54:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
54:00 <Saemon> lol
54:00 <cherri_pie> watch simba start raging over zovirax
54:00 <cherri_pie> he hates it
54:00 <pelican> simba is very feminem 
54:00 <simba> whats that some kinda perscription pill
54:00 <cherri_pie> simba hows your pimples bro
54:00 <cherri_pie> you little fagget
54:00 <pelican> cherri_pie do you like feminen guys ?
54:00 <cherri_pie> rub some zovira on your mums pussy
54:00 <cherri_pie> then samons commo mates can come and lick it off
54:00 <simba> i dont know what commo or zovira is
54:00 <cherri_pie> and you and simba can pull yourselfs off in the coner while you watch
54:00 <simba> sorry
54:00 <pelican> i dunno if they would
55:00 <cherri_pie> yeh coz your a dum cunt
55:00 <cherri_pie> the pigeons mind fucked you
55:00 <pelican> after simba came out her pussy stunk like shit since
55:00 <cherri_pie> get some zovirax you piss ant
55:00 <cherri_pie> go play with your pimples in the mirror
55:00 <cherri_pie> while semon fucks your ass
55:00 <simba> wtf is zovirax 
55:00 <cherri_pie> and rubs his cock all over you
55:00 <cherri_pie> its pimple cream
55:00 <simba> are you typing out one of your fantasies
55:00 <cherri_pie> for little piss ants like you
55:00 <Saemon> rofl
55:00 <cherri_pie> so now you know
55:00 <cherri_pie> no excuse 
56:00 <simba> do you use zovirax
56:00 <pelican> simba fed pigeons it was the only birds he had enough courage too approach
56:00 <cherri_pie> whats next you cant read
56:00 <cherri_pie> dont worry simba il read for you
56:00 <simba> where do u have pimples cherri_pie tell us
56:00 <cherri_pie> you are a little pimple face fagget with glasses
56:00 <cherri_pie> who lives on irc
56:00 <simba> is that ur ideal version of me
56:00 <cherri_pie> and puts zovirax on his little cock every night before he pulls it
56:00 <cherri_pie> hahah
56:00 <simba> do u masturbate about this idea of me
56:00 <cherri_pie> yeh its my version of you
57:00 <cherri_pie> and the mirrors version
57:00 <simba> do u stick 4 fingers in?
57:00 <simba> and suck the juices pretending im doing it
57:00 <pelican> cherri_pie if he used clearasle it would dissapear
57:00 <cherri_pie> yeh clearsil is beter
57:00 <cherri_pie> hes such a broke cunt with no job
57:00 <cherri_pie> he cant afford the good shit like zovirax
57:00 <cherri_pie> hahah
57:00 <cherri_pie> you cheap cunt simba
57:00 <cherri_pie> cant even get zovirax you dum mother fucker
57:00 <simba> its your fantasy i can be as rich as you like
57:00 <cherri_pie> fucking little piss ant cunt
57:00 <cherri_pie> go ask saemon the fagget for some money off his commo mates
58:00 <cherri_pie> come back when your rollin bich
58:00 <pelican> cherri_pie no, he uses pigeon shit to clear them up
58:00 <cherri_pie> untill then talk to hand you broke mother fucker
58:00 <pelican> the acid eats away at the pus
58:00 <cherri_pie> i dont talk to homeless cunt
58:00 <cherri_pie> simba you cant compete with me you live in a cardboard box under sydney harbour brige
59:00 <cherri_pie> simba is your mum a prossy or what
59:00 <simba> whatever makes u wet baby
59:00 <cherri_pie> tell the truth is that how you got pimples
59:00 <simba> i live whereever u want me to in ur head
59:00 <cherri_pie> coz ur mum had some prossy disease when you were born
59:00 <cherri_pie> and it went all over your face
59:00 <cherri_pie> hahahahah
59:00 <cherri_pie> owned
59:00 <simba> hahahaha
59:00 <simba> wait this is bigger
59:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
59:00 <simba> lol
59:00 <pelican> cherri_pie simba was her disease
00:00 <pelican> he was her herpies
00:00 <cherri_pie> roflll
00:00 <cherri_pie> good call bro i like that
00:00 <simba> rofl
00:00 <simba> good call bro
00:00 <cherri_pie> little diseased pigeon
00:00 <cherri_pie> doing diarrheoa pigeon shit out of his ass
00:00 <cherri_pie> simba remeber ace ventura pet detective
00:00 <pelican> im hungry 
00:00 <cherri_pie> when he drinks the bat shit
00:00 <cherri_pie> thats you like a cheap cunt you cant even afford to drink pigeon shit
01:00 <cherri_pie> so you drink rabies bat shit
01:00 <cherri_pie> you fuckin grub
01:00 <cherri_pie> this homeless cunts got rabies
01:00 <pelican> once
01:00 <cherri_pie> you knoww why coz hes a little rodent
01:00 <cherri_pie> it runs in the family starting from his prossy mum
01:00 <pelican> i qaccidet too a swig of 3 week old chocmilk
01:00 <pelican> was a bit lumoy
01:00 <cherri_pie> little rodent with pimples that what i used to call him
01:00 <cherri_pie> haha
01:00 <cherri_pie> lil bich where are you now
02:00 <cherri_pie> wheres your fagget bf samon
02:00 <cherri_pie> his commo mates are fucking his ass
02:00 <cherri_pie> thats what they use saemon for the club house prossy when simbas mum is away
02:00 <cherri_pie> ahaha
02:00 <pelican> milperra
02:00 <cherri_pie> sameon you faget cunt
02:00 <cherri_pie> il kill you 
02:00 <cherri_pie> your fucking dead cunt
02:00 <cherri_pie> fuck you and your commo mates cunt
02:00 <pelican> do commo still have clubhouse in milperra?
03:00 <cherri_pie> fuck milperra cunts
03:00 <cherri_pie> they probly got bombed bro
03:00 <cherri_pie> comos are nothing
03:00 <pelican> i made a patch for the old fella called watto
03:00 <pelican> rises a gophar
03:00 <pelican> out it one his gopah 
03:00 <cherri_pie> haha
03:00 <pelican> called ite gallopin gopahrs
03:00 <pelican> GC
03:00 <cherri_pie> pelly has more pull than you samon
03:00 <cherri_pie> you shit cunt
04:00 <cherri_pie> and all he did was make some bros patches
04:00 <cherri_pie> your a shit cunt samon 
04:00 <pelican> made it looked awesome
04:00 <cherri_pie> you fail cunt
04:00 <pelican> had fat cunt sittin on a gophar
04:00 <cherri_pie> go fuck simbas ass
04:00 <pelican> puffin a cuban cigar
04:00 <pelican> with a mafia hat on
04:00 <pelican> an a flag
04:00 <pelican> as the patch
04:00 <cherri_pie> when he turns around to put his pimple cream on in the mirror
04:00 <Student> you were going to sleep cherri_pie, just in case you forgot that in the heat 
04:00 <pelican> shut up
04:00 <cherri_pie> yeh i know student sorry
04:00 <pelican> ya stupid indian
04:00 <cherri_pie> but i got into a murderous rage
04:00 <cherri_pie> now i want to kill
05:00 <cherri_pie> i have to wait untill i calm down, wont be long :)
05:00 <Student> how many people you have killed so far?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
05:00 <cherri_pie> i lose track student bro
05:00 <pelican> im eatin kfc
05:00 <cherri_pie> i just killed a cunt 5 mins ago
05:00 <pelican> nuggets
05:00 <cherri_pie> it happens
05:00 <Student> by killing you meant by typing them out? :)
05:00 <cherri_pie> student your sweet bro dont worry ive always liked you
05:00 <pelican> u unts keep it up
05:00 <pelican> i send treovor in
06:00 <cherri_pie> thats it
06:00 <cherri_pie> fuckin trevors coming your all fucked now
06:00 <pelican> he will drop shit
06:00 <pelican> on ya head
06:00 <cherri_pie> hel drop simba 
06:00 <pelican> he is my fully armed squadrom
06:00 <cherri_pie> by shitting on his head
06:00 <pelican> fukin oath
06:00 <pelican> it will clean his head
06:00 <pelican> and clean his mind
06:00 <pelican> clense
06:00 <cherri_pie> one drop of shit on simbas head and he will be KO
07:00 <pelican> i love trevor
07:00 <cherri_pie> i love trevor too bro
07:00 <pelican> his wife is mary
07:00 <cherri_pie> hes a mad cunt
07:00 <Saemon> <cherri_pie> sameon you faget cunt
07:00 <pelican> and his duaghter he lucy 
07:00 <Saemon> <cherri_pie> il kill you 
07:00 <Saemon> <cherri_pie> your fucking dead cunt
07:00 <Saemon> http://cdn.imglols.com/wp-content/uploads/bringit.jpg
07:00 <cherri_pie> sameon your dead cunt
07:00 <pelican> cherri_pie
07:00 <pelican> next time i on
07:00 <cherri_pie> what did you sayt about trevors wife
07:00 <pelican> i show ya trev 
07:00 <cherri_pie> your dead cunt you wait
07:00 <cherri_pie> yeh sweet bro
08:00 <cherri_pie> i should have a name for my one bro
08:00 <cherri_pie> so when he hangs out with trev
08:00 <pelican> fuk ye
08:00 <cherri_pie> trev knows who he is yeh
08:00 <pelican> lol
08:00 <pelican> my lady friend
08:00 <cherri_pie> otherwsie trev be like
08:00 <cherri_pie> whos dis cunt
08:00 <pelican> rekons she has recruited trev
08:00 <cherri_pie> da fuck
08:00 <cherri_pie> :/
08:00 <pelican> for survilance
08:00 <cherri_pie> yeh
09:00 <pelican> he pretty good
09:00 <cherri_pie> bring pics next time bro
09:00 <pelican> i seen him all time sit on power pole at top
09:00 <cherri_pie> im outtie
09:00 <pelican> watch everying
09:00 <pelican> nnight gangstra 
09:00 <cherri_pie> laterz bro thanks for backin me up
09:00 <cherri_pie> i got your back bros
09:00 <Saemon> cherri_pie when find u bro
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
09:00 <cherri_pie> 100%
09:00 <Saemon> im gona fucken suck your cock cunt
09:00 <cherri_pie> if these cunts fuck with you
09:00 <pelican> ;)
09:00 <cherri_pie> esdpecialy simba
10:00 <cherri_pie> call me bro il come down
10:00 <cherri_pie> no cunt fuck with u
10:00 <pelican> lol
10:00 <cherri_pie> laterz pelly pelly
10:00 <pelican> l8r alligator
10:00 <Saemon> lol cherri_pie lil faggot runnun away
10:00 <Saemon> pussy
10:00 <cherri_pie> simba saemon make sure you got your grave stones picked out nect time i see u bich
10:00 <Student> :)
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
11:00 <Saemon> cunt is playin with fire
11:00 <Saemon> dont know who he's messing with
11:00 <Student> and you are that fire? :)
11:00 <Saemon> oh i'm the fucken inferno.
12:00 <Student> i always liked inferno in counter strike
12:00 <Saemon> de_inferno?
12:00 <Student> nods
12:00 <Saemon> i liked de_dust 
12:00 <pelican> my dick
12:00 <pelican> 1 inch length
12:00 <Student> or de_dust2
12:00 <pelican> 1/4 inch width 
13:00 <Student> are you sure if that is a dick or a mole?
13:00 <pelican> my dick
13:00 <pelican> u wanna lick it?
14:00 <pelican> u fukin fgt
14:00 <simba> lmao
14:00 <Student> 1 inch dick?
15:00 <pelican> yeah
15:00 <pelican> u got a big dick?
15:00 <Student> yes
15:00 <pelican> well
15:00 <pelican> you in the presence of males only
15:00 <pelican> which proives your gay 
16:00 <pelican> if your dick is big
16:00 <pelican> right now
16:00 <Student> what are you? gay certificate issuing authority?
16:00 <Student> what does that make you? biggest gay of the gay community?
16:00 <pelican> no prizes for second
16:00 <pelican> ya dumb indian
17:00 <pelican> you know why white australians are the most racist
17:00 <pelican> because its so easy to take the piss out of you other races
17:00 <Student> and?
18:00 <pelican> fuk off
18:00 <pelican> back over too india
18:00 <Student> ha ha 
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> Son of Batman [2014] BRRip
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> wtf
18:00 <Student> i am sorry but that is not so possible 
18:00 <pelican> wqhy nit
18:00 <pelican> cant u cunts even stabd each other
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am downloading the torrent now
18:00 <pelican> no cunt can stand yas ere
19:00 <Saemon> the fuck
19:00 <Saemon> batman never had a son
19:00 <Saemon> bet its fan made bs
19:00 <pelican> fukin hopeless drivin taxis
19:00 <Saemon> not cannon or official
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3139072/
19:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Son of Batman (Video 2014) - -/10 - Stars: N/A - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: N/A - Release Date: N/A
20:00 <Saemon> actually pelican, have you looked at the statistics of the number if indian doctors in australia?
20:00 <pelican> yeah ya got a head ache
20:00 <Saemon> them only driving taxis is a negative stereotype perpetuated by bogans like you
20:00 <pelican> cuntys treat ya for hemmeroid pain 
21:00 <pelican> Saemon more african doctors then indians
21:00 <Saemon> pelican i had a good time chatting with you earlier about mafia
21:00 <Saemon> and bikies 
21:00 <Saemon> and stuff
21:00 <Saemon> what happened man?
21:00 <pelican> Saemon i dont care
21:00 <pelican> what ya think of me
21:00 <Saemon> i thought you were cool bro
22:00 <Student> he does not care about his father, why he willl care about any one else?
22:00 <Saemon> why are you acting like we hate eachother now?
22:00 <pelican> Saemon i just doint care
22:00 <pelican> its irc mate
22:00 <pelican> just entertainin me right now 
22:00 <Saemon> i see
22:00 <pelican> already do enough good in the world 
22:00 <pelican> i dont havr to come on here to be nice
22:00 <Saemon> lol
22:00 <pelican> to feel like im doing good
23:00 <Saemon> amen to that brother
23:00 <Saemon> i know what you mean, believe me
23:00 <Saemon> i so do
23:00 <pelican> bro
23:00 <pelican> i have 1 day off a month
23:00 <pelican> from work
23:00 <pelican> so if i come on ere to be a cunt
23:00 <pelican> i dont care
23:00 <Saemon> ...so u spend it by coming on here??
23:00 <Saemon> your one day off
23:00 <Saemon> wow
23:00 <pelican> gets me away from all the good shit i do 
23:00 <pelican> lol
24:00 <pelican> i come on here
24:00 <pelican> 1am
24:00 <Saemon> fair enough
24:00 <pelican> after iw went out
24:00 <pelican> thats why i dont care on here
24:00 <pelican> dont meanshit to me
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <simba> its weird how all you really talk about is how you dont care about anyone here
32:00 <simba> dont you have any other interests apart from trying to convince people you dont like them
32:00 <simba> nevermind
32:00 <simba> i dont really care
32:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
32:00 <pelican> im tires
32:00 <pelican> d
33:00 <pelican> blue powerade go down good right now 
33:00 <Saemon> pelican
33:00 <Saemon> bro
33:00 <Saemon> what i am doesnt change me as a person man
33:00 <Saemon> why cant u look past it
34:00 <pelican> your judgemental 
34:00 <Saemon> you were talking to me fine before
34:00 <Saemon> and now that u know this about me, u cant talk to me anymore?
34:00 <Saemon> you're the one being judgemental here mat
34:00 <Saemon> mate
34:00 <pelican> why ya vcare
35:00 <pelican> u asked if i was incest
35:00 <pelican> ya sick cuntg
35:00 <pelican> your shallow mate
35:00 <pelican> sorry
35:00 <Saemon> i didnt, i asked if you were that guy
35:00 <pelican> i not interested talkin to shallow ppl
35:00 <Saemon> theres a difference
35:00 <Saemon> im not shallow man
36:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> im bi-curious
36:00 <Saemon> <pelican> goes with what they want with friendships
36:00 <Saemon> <pelican> fuk that
36:00 <pelican> thats right
36:00 <Saemon> <pelican> see ya
36:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> bro 
36:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> come on dont be a homophobe man
36:00 <Saemon> <pelican> domnt like gays
36:00 <pelican> i tell ua straight
36:00 <Saemon> whose the shallow one now??
36:00 <pelican> i dont like gay ppl
36:00 <pelican> so what
36:00 <Saemon> why not?
36:00 <Saemon> what have they done to you?
36:00 <pelican> do i have too?
36:00 <Saemon> thats just like being racist
36:00 <pelican> i tell ya straight up
37:00 <Saemon> and sexist
37:00 <pelican> no its not
37:00 <pelican> i dont care
37:00 <Saemon> yes, it is. you are hating for little or no reason at all
37:00 <pelican> you accused me of being an incest
37:00 <simba> he's just an upset guy
37:00 <Saemon> i didnt accused you pelican, i was mistaken
37:00 <pelican> so why would i want to talk to someone accuse me of being incest lol 
37:00 <Saemon> i thought you were someone that you werent
37:00 <Saemon> thats all
37:00 <simba> "being incest"
37:00 <simba> ?
38:00 <pelican> fuk thats 2 ppl
38:00 <pelican> lol think im someone else
38:00 <pelican> fuk
38:00 <pelican> i triple agent in here
38:00 <simba> pelican you seem exactly like most of the retards that join here, thats why
38:00 <simba> ;)
38:00 <pelican> thats ok
38:00 <pelican> i fit in well then
38:00 <pelican> with the locals 
38:00 <simba> i think youre the most insecure about your stupidity though
39:00 <simba> you and cherri pie
39:00 <simba> you go mental when people point out dumb things you say
39:00 <simba> haha
39:00 <simba> 4:1)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he does it to troll
40:00 <simba> not all of this has been trolling which is the sad thing 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> most of it is
40:00 <Saemon> yeyeye to troll yeye ye
40:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason we clicked and he's not a bad bloke when not being a pain in the cunt
40:00 <Saemon> yeyeye most of it is yeye ye
40:00 <pelican> i only care about whatr a few ppl thini of me 
40:00 <simba> ye
40:00 <simba> hes clearly an idiot
40:00 <simba> like hes butthurt about being called dumb
41:00 <Saemon> yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeye yeyeyeyeyeyeye  pain in the cunt
41:00 <simba> thats no troll act
41:00 <simba> the cutest part was when he remembered my height and weight
41:00 <simba> that owned
41:00 <pelican> simba i wouldnt care what you thought of me nore Saemon because both of you thought i was someone else
41:00 <Saemon> lol 
41:00 <simba> have you made a replica model of me pelican
41:00 <simba> and picked it up to see how much i'd weigh
41:00 <pelican> which shows the poor perple character ppl reading you have 
41:00 <simba> do you want my cock size too? 
41:00 <simba> lol
42:00 <simba> poor perple character ppl reading 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want a replica of u
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> it can sit on my couch
42:00 <Saemon> i want it for sex
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and watch the simpsons with me!
42:00 <pelican> both of you believed i was someone else so you cant distinguished between different people 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> actually you pick on the wrong person IMO Pete
42:00 <Bastardly_One> these two other clowns
42:00 <Bastardly_One> go for your life but you've got simba pretty wrong 
42:00 <Saemon> yeyeyeye these two other clowns yeyey
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
43:00 <simba> hes in 2 deep tho
43:00 <simba> so he has to keep saying things to make himself feel good
43:00 <Saemon> yeyeyeyeyeyeye you've got simba pretty wrong 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> These two other clowns mate!
43:00 <Bastardly_One> simba is a quiet achiever
43:00 <Saemon> stfu senile
43:00 <pelican> b1 you can defend simba all ya want but he himself aknowledged tonight he thought i was someone else befpore 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop sucking up Bastardly_One
43:00 <pelican> whioch proves my point 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's so pathetic
43:00 <Saemon> i reckon hey PandasDontDrive
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's ... he reminds me of someone ... but he doesn't need the bad comparison
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> sucking up to Maurice yesterday
44:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One ass licks marice and sez
44:00 <simba> u dont have a point other than being butthurt
44:00 <Saemon> so much
44:00 <Saemon> its fucken pathetic
44:00 <Saemon> lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> taking every chance to suck up to one person at a time while putting others down.
44:00 <Saemon> ^
44:00 <Saemon> ^^
44:00 <Saemon> ^^^
44:00 <Saemon> ^^^^^^
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus Christ you two are fucked up
44:00 <Saemon> senile i said stfu
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's psychology dude
44:00 <Saemon> damn
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> your basic behaviours
44:00 <simba> yea we already have pelican filling 80% of the retard quota right now
44:00 <pelican> simba if you claim your good at something and your proven thats wrong then you cant hold much credibility 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> take some pills or whatever PieterPanda
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
44:00 <Saemon> senile
45:00 <simba> 5am - 6am should be mandatory happy time in #melbourne
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude, I wouldn't have said a single word to you, if you hadn't called me a clown.
45:00 <simba> sorry pelican you didnt prove anybody wrong 
45:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One = senile 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> you bring it on yourself, grow up dude.
45:00 <pelican> simba you got me wrong
45:00 <Saemon> thats my new nickname for you Bastardly_One
45:00 <Saemon> senile
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're honestly worse than Picard.
45:00 <pelican> you thought i was someone else
45:00 <simba> it was an honest mistake, to confuse one drunk no hoper with another, pelican 
45:00 <simba> i cannot believe you still think about it
45:00 <pelican> so how can you claim you know how i am 
45:00 <simba> surely that part is the trolling?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> how can you clam!
46:00 <pelican> well if your not drunk and i am drunk an i pick uo yourmistakes an you dont
46:00 <Student> *** who
46:00 <pelican> how does that make you intelliegnt 
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you can't clam then your, no clam of mine xD
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> 're
46:00 <simba> clam
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> heidi clam
46:00 <Student> clam is an addition to my vocabulary 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
47:00 <simba> pelican do you want a formal apology man
47:00 <simba> cos i will write one up
47:00 <Bastardly_One> weetbix, coco pops or toast?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hungry
47:00 <pelican> i dont even care
47:00 <Student> simba will that be in colours
47:00 <pelican> lol
47:00 <Student> ???
47:00 <pelican> i dont want an apology
47:00 <Q{> what kind of clam student
47:00 <Q{> niple clams?
47:00 <Student> :)
47:00 <pelican> you just entertainment for me atm
48:00 <simba> nah man i will write up an apology in word
48:00 <simba> i feel terrible now
48:00 <simba> you mustve thought about that first convo every day from then until now
48:00 <simba> i wouldnt want anything to eat me up for that long
48:00 <simba> :~(
48:00 <simba> hey dude
48:00 <simba> send me your addy
48:00 <simba> ill send you a nice letter
48:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/fun_stuff/animal/get_that%20_bugger.jpg
48:00 <simba> really, you deserve a nice physical gift after all this heartache
48:00 <simba> lol
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want an apology from you pelican
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
49:00 <Student> meathead's get heartache?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon you idiot
49:00 <Bastardly_One> what day is it?
49:00 <simba> meatheads got heartache lol
49:00 <Saemon> monday
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Won't be out until Tues
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not Sunday night there even yet
50:00 <Saemon> no raw wont be out til tuesday
50:00 <Q{> im waiting for u simba
50:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/fun_stuff/animal/deep_thought.jpg
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking to My friend about it as I speak
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> raw meathead
50:00 <Saemon> payback is on a sunday in america
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he's hanging for it 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
50:00 <Saemon> so it should be out by afternoon today
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Sunday afternoon still
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh as it airs here 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 10am
50:00 <Saemon> a nice
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so tomorrow night
51:00 <Saemon> nice
51:00 <pelican> simba
51:00 <pelican> will u bhe my penpal
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it should be on wrestlingtv by midnight I'd say
51:00 <Saemon> so tommorow we got a double dose of rasslin to watch
51:00 <Saemon> payback and then RAW
51:00 <Saemon> :D
51:00 <pelican> i need some good mail :(
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I actually hope the rumour is true
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like knowing what happen at PPVs
51:00 <Saemon> what rumour?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> so I go out of my way not to find out
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> you should correspond with an elephant,through secret messages, hidden inside watermelons.
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that Roman Reigns goes heel
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and CM Punk returns
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
52:00 <Saemon> goes heel agaisnt the shield?
52:00 <Saemon> or who?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't want to follow that rumour
52:00 <pelican> simba
52:00 <Saemon> well it wont work with him joining evolution
52:00 <Bastardly_One> if true I'd suggest he "adapts"
52:00 <Saemon> cuz they powerbombed him through a table
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and turns on the rest of the Sheild
53:00 <Bastardly_One> as it's NQ
53:00 <Bastardly_One> *shield
53:00 <Saemon> adapts how so?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> just said so
53:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's more than a story rumour to make hype
53:00 <Saemon> whats NQ?
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate you pelican
53:00 <Saemon> i think its jsut rumour
53:00 <pelican> PandasDontDrive dont care
54:00 <Saemon> it was a big romour months ago that the shield was gona break up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> what I find ironic in one story line though
54:00 <Saemon> hasnt happen
54:00 <Bastardly_One> how the crowd are cheering for the heels
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> pandas dont drive okay
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont be so mean
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and hate the good guy
54:00 <Saemon> which storyline is this?
54:00 <pelican> PandasDontDrive i dont care about you enough too hate you
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> ilu pelican
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Cena and Bray Wyatt
54:00 <Saemon> cesaro vs swagger storyline?
54:00 <Saemon> ohh
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> always have
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> forever
54:00 <Saemon> haha im not suprised by that at all
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want 2 hug u
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Cena is the good guy in that storyline though
55:00 <Saemon> everyone knows how sick of cena ppl are
55:00 <Saemon> aside from the kids
55:00 <Bastardly_One> and it just doesn't make sense
55:00 <Bastardly_One> it's kind of tedious
55:00 <Saemon> yes from a storyline perpective, it doenst make sense
55:00 <Bastardly_One> unless they form a trio
55:00 <Saemon> but if you are a smart mark
56:00 <Bastardly_One> him and the Usos
56:00 <Saemon> then it would make perfect sense
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like I mean a proper named trio
56:00 <Saemon> just like how ppl are continuing to cheer for dolph ziggler
56:00 <Saemon> yet he loses and loses
56:00 <Saemon> and how ppl boo'd the shit outta batista
56:00 <Saemon> when he came back as a good guy
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I think Ziggler is playing out the rest of his contract
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll suddenly fade away in the excitement of everything else before that long
57:00 <Q{> It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church
57:00 <Saemon> what do u think he will do once his contract is up?
57:00 <Saemon> go to tna?
57:00 <Saemon> roh?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but you wouldn't agree to continue to lose in his position I don't think
57:00 <Bastardly_One> unless for a reason
58:00 <pelican> Q{
58:00 <pelican> knife ya
58:00 <Saemon> well employment is employment, and despite being a jobber like he is atm, he has a job with the top dog wrestlin company that all others not there atm is trying to get into
58:00 <Saemon> i think that would be why he would chose to remain there
59:00 <Saemon> even the shittiest of the shit in wwe
59:00 <Saemon> is better of than anyone in roh
59:00 <Saemon> or evev tna
59:00 <Saemon> even*
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not one new character in the last year in the WWE is appealing
59:00 <Saemon> unless you're jeff hardy sting or kurt angle
59:00 <Bastardly_One> this Bo Dallas fuckwit
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and Adam Rose
59:00 <Bastardly_One> can fuck right off
59:00 <Q{> pelican, i electrikcute u like tesla would
00:00 <Saemon> lol omg i know RIGHT?
00:00 <pelican> butterbean
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and fandango
00:00 <Saemon> i can look past adam rose
00:00 <Saemon> cuz he's funny
00:00 <Saemon> but bo dallas
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot think of one character I like
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey b`
00:00 <pelican> Q{
00:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ1Mz7kGVf0
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nikola Tesla vs Thomas Edison. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (Date not found) 2:04 - Category: Entertainment - 23,624,559 views - 202,779 likes (97.1%), 6,019 dislikes (2.9%)
00:00 <Saemon> wtf is he even supposed to be
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> b1
00:00 <pelican> good thing tesla is dead
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hey hax how goes?
00:00 <Saemon> is his character meant to be that badly acted and campy
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> good
00:00 <Saemon> on purpose
00:00 <Saemon> ?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno but fuck when I saw him on RAW I was like
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted to smash his face in
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the way he speaks the way he looks
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the way he wrestles
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> u going to school today
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hate him
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nup hax
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
01:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I lie
01:00 <Saemon> did you know that he is bray wyatts real life brother?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> one character and one only
01:00 <Bastardly_One> who is?
01:00 <Saemon> u can totally see the resemblence and his tone of voice
01:00 <Saemon> bo dallas
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Rusev is a fucking great edition
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah without the beard
01:00 <Saemon> he is the younger brother of bray wyatt in real life
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I didn't know that but can see it 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Rusev could lose Lana
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and just come in without that shit
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and destroy and leave
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and still be a wow factor
02:00 <pelican> Q{
02:00 <pelican> ill bust your dead wide open
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but even that is only 90 percent for me 
03:00 <Saemon> hrmm im not confident with rusev at all, because he is exactly a ryback version 2.
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not one new character has really got me 
03:00 <Saemon> exactly same process is happening
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh Ryback is all mouth
03:00 <pelican> i gonna sleep
03:00 <pelican> nite kids
03:00 <Bastardly_One> night pelican
03:00 <Saemon> bulding him up to be an unstoppable monster
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the big guy's routine
03:00 <Saemon> and now look at ryback he's nothing
03:00 <pelican> dream bout my girl
03:00 <Bastardly_One> trash talking really
03:00 <Q{> pelican, i defeather u feather by feather
03:00 <Bastardly_One> always has been 
03:00 <Saemon> oh yeah true 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they just didn't know where to go with his trash talk 
03:00 <Saemon> good point
04:00 <Bastardly_One> so now he's just lumbered with another trash talker
04:00 <Saemon> curtis axle
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and oddly works well to look at
04:00 <Saemon> haha yeha i kinda like them as a tag team
04:00 <Saemon> prefer to watch them over the usos
05:00 <Saemon> goldust and cody rhodes wats goin on with them
05:00 <Saemon> there push as been dropped
05:00 <Bastardly_One> and look at goldust
05:00 <Saemon> they are barely on raw now
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he has lost steam again
05:00 <Bastardly_One> as in he seems unable to keep pace
06:00 <Bastardly_One> there's more to that than meets the eye
06:00 <Saemon> what do u think it is?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe fading them out ... 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Goldust resigned
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and couldn't keep up the pace
06:00 <Bastardly_One> is how it appears lately
06:00 <Bastardly_One> as in resigning him long term
06:00 <Bastardly_One> might not of worked out best for him or the WWE
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's only a 2 like most these days
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he might fade out by the end of the year who knows
07:00 <simba> http://midopls.com/
07:00 <Saemon> yeah
07:00 <Saemon> i hate how the PG era he's character cant be as awesome as it used to be
08:00 <Saemon> a homosexual tranny predator
08:00 <Saemon> all those mind games he used to do
08:00 <Saemon> rubbing himself sexually crawling around in the ring like a cat 
08:00 <Saemon> lol
08:00 <Saemon> his match with scott hall was hilarious
09:00 <Bastardly_One> then a couple of weeks ago it got rather M rated
09:00 <Saemon> how so?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucked if I know and I think they should bring back that shit
09:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of the Kane thing 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a bit too much for the kiddies
09:00 <Saemon> yeah true
10:00 <Saemon> but hey, there were kids around during the attitude era as well
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what annoys me is 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you want to get fans in that are older and like a bit of violence 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so why not make it M rated but parental discretion
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Fandango and Lana and Summer Rae isn't PG
11:00 <Saemon> ah yep 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone over 20 wants ECW shit
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Roman Reigns with real stitches
12:00 <Bastardly_One> which I think was a stunt gone wrong but 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not PG
12:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
12:00 <Bastardly_One> just fucking go M and go nuts
12:00 <Saemon> but thing is, wrestling just wont be able to get as much adult fans anymore these days, even if they raise the rating up to M again and bring in atttude era storylines
12:00 <Bastardly_One> now people supposedly have to pay for it 
12:00 <Saemon> because nowdays they got mma and UFC to compete with
13:00 <Bastardly_One> true
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and Brock Lesnar apparently wants to go back to UFC
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so an interview I heard with CM Punk said
13:00 <Saemon> the height of its popularity of the late 90s was just a one time thing, where everything was perfect timing
14:00 <Saemon> ic
14:00 <Bastardly_One> basically it's never going to be anything
14:00 <Bastardly_One> ever again 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> but for those that enjoy the show
15:00 <Bastardly_One> make it worth something 
15:00 <Saemon> yeah sad but true
15:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not that fucking hard
15:00 <Bastardly_One> if it can keep going 20yrs past it's expiry date
16:00 <Bastardly_One> then it can make it worth watching
16:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously you don't even have to watch week to week now
16:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's the same old matches with the same old feuds
16:00 <Saemon> like so many of the wreslters and true fans always say: "the attitude era, it was the best times to be a wrestler and a wrestling fan" 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> untilthe next PPV
16:00 <Bastardly_One> then shit changes again
17:00 <Saemon> exactly, and also, matches they have on smackdown, they have again on raw
17:00 <Saemon> rematches
17:00 <Saemon> fuck is up with that
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm at the stage I am considering not really going to the RAW tour
18:00 <Saemon> i would just go to see the spectacle in person 
18:00 <Saemon> see how big the ring really is in person
18:00 <Bastardly_One> seen it a few times now
18:00 <Saemon> how the crew works 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> shit ... not that big at all really
18:00 <Saemon> etc
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough
18:00 <Bastardly_One> first time ever was a buzz for sure
19:00 <Saemon> does the wrestling match i.e the punching, kicking etc really look real when seen up close in person?
19:00 <Saemon> thats what i want to see most
19:00 <Bastardly_One> they usually only broadcast the Syd one
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah because they keep the crowd at a decent distance
19:00 <Saemon> seeing it on tv via camera angles, i would imagine it would be very different seeing it at ringside
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and that foot stomp for noise 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> really fucking works
19:00 <Bastardly_One> as you can tell watching
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Orton does it all the time
20:00 <Bastardly_One> watch when he hits someone
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he makes noise and a boot stomp
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and the angle is never straight on
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so optical illusion
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and at other times he appears to be going fast
21:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's your eyes playing tricks 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> like a magician
21:00 <Bastardly_One> all parlour tricks
21:00 <Bastardly_One> one day
21:00 <Bastardly_One> for the fuck of it 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> play an ep of RAW on half speed
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll see heaps of parlour tricks
22:00 <Saemon> ic
22:00 <Saemon> wow never tried that before
22:00 <Bastardly_One> watch even full speed
22:00 <Saemon> the chair shots then
22:00 <Saemon> how is that faked?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing connects that isn't on an angle
23:00 <Saemon> cuz when they allowed shots to the head, u can actually see the chair dent
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't claim to know what the tricks are
23:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a good one where Jericho fucks up
23:00 <Bastardly_One> goes to bust a bottle on CM Punk's head
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and if you watch it half speed
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he breaks the bottle in his hand
24:00 <Bastardly_One> just before it hits CM Punk's head
24:00 <Bastardly_One> as I said
24:00 <Saemon> ah yep ive seen that one 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> just a matter of speed
24:00 <Bastardly_One> see what I am saying?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> parlour trick
24:00 <Saemon> yep
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like magicians to me though
25:00 <Saemon> i know, im just curious to know whats the parlour trick with the chairs 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't really care how they do it 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I just enjoy it 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> google it 
25:00 <Saemon> it must be made of aluminiun foil type of soft sheet metal
25:00 <Saemon> and then u have the ladders
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I would if I could be fucked but I assume that's it 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> because no chair leaves a mark
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no kendo stick leaves lashes
26:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
26:00 <Saemon> yeah
26:00 <Saemon> i think the ladders are made of really light but strong fibire like plastic
26:00 <Saemon> or it could be metal, but just really light
27:00 <Saemon> cuz no way it can be a real ladder that u can buy from bunnings
27:00 <Saemon> and have it thrown onto you without breaking bones
27:00 <Saemon> ive used a real ladder 
27:00 <Saemon> i know how heavy they are
30:00 <simba> some shit they do is clever
30:00 <simba> this chair shot has the rope blocking the contact at the exact right moment
30:00 <simba> good TV
30:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/kyt2h7N-5cE
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Chair Shot Ever ! (Date not found) 0:28 - Category: Sports - 9,368 views - 28 likes (93.3%), 2 dislikes (6.7%)
31:00 <simba> if u watch it a bunch it kinda looks like hes aiming for the shoulder
32:00 <Saemon> true
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's what I am getting at 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> optical illusions of speed
32:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
32:00 <Saemon> thats why i would like to go see it in person
32:00 <Saemon> so i wont be limited by camera angles on tv
32:00 <Bastardly_One> like they look like they're diving full pelt even in person off the top 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> once again Saemon
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hand is quicker than the eye
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and distance
33:00 <Saemon> but the chair shot on shamrock in that vid
33:00 <Bastardly_One> note the actual distance from audience to ring for one thing
33:00 <Saemon> u can hear the noise and see the chair dent
33:00 <Saemon> so it must have hit him
36:00 <simba> lol http://i.imgur.com/HaqjO0Q.gif
37:00 <Bastardly_One> see?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> a great example of if you slow shit down
37:00 <Bastardly_One> dusty rhodes never did shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the chairs are made out of alliminium
38:00 <Saemon> hrm in that .gif scott steiner could have used his fingers to push the guys head into the ring though
39:00 <Bastardly_One> thats who I meant
39:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
39:00 <Bastardly_One> and no the point is it's slown down 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> steiner does shit
39:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all parlour tricks for the 50th time
40:00 <Saemon> lol yeah i know i kid kid
40:00 <Saemon> i kid i kid*
40:00 <Saemon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XGfFYRcHIKQ
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shawn Michaels with a killer chair shot to the undertaker (Date not found) 2:29 - Category: Gaming - 9,305 views - 41 likes (95.3%), 2 dislikes (4.7%)
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll enjoy it as much as I like or don't like though
40:00 <Saemon> in that chairshot at 0:56
40:00 <Saemon> i can tell now how soft the chair metal peice is
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you know I was reading the other day
41:00 <Saemon> it totally warps and bends on impact exactly how a aluminum BBQ tray would wrap about something if you hit it on them hard enough
41:00 <Bastardly_One> how the Ultimate Warrior was a supposed real cunt to work with
41:00 <Saemon> ah yep
41:00 <Bastardly_One> so I don't get why all the fake praise since his death
41:00 <Bastardly_One> another wrestler currently not working suggested that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you guessed it ... CM Punk
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <Bastardly_One> loud mouthed cunt he is
42:00 <Saemon> hrm well u should listen to roddy pipers podcast then
42:00 <Saemon> they still ripped on ultimate warrior when talking about his death
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Piper's grudges are real 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure how that works but they are in his mind
42:00 <Saemon> "im sorry, i know he's dead and i feel for his family and loves ones....but im sorry, the guy was just a unpleasant cunt to be around back in the days"
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
43:00 <Bastardly_One> have heard it
43:00 <Saemon> yeah the truth is the truth cant just sugar coat it cuz he died
43:00 <Saemon> he was what he was
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I've heard suggestion that Piper should be given GM role of RAW
44:00 <Bastardly_One> will never happen though ... I highly doubt they'd have the money
44:00 <Saemon> and plus, ive read about how wwe is pissed with piper atm
45:00 <Saemon> due to comments he's made on legends house
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah apparently
45:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he went off script as usual
45:00 <Saemon> regarding pat pattersons alleged 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking he can do what he wants
45:00 <Saemon> sexual stuff
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he's trying to get away with bringing those allegations straight up for years now
45:00 <Saemon> lol i like it though its entertaning that he goes off script
46:00 <Saemon> damn
46:00 <Saemon> so u think its true?
46:00 <Saemon> do*
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't surprise me if heaps of homo stuff happens
46:00 <Bastardly_One> to get places
47:00 <Saemon> yeah some have question on how a gay man like him could have been in that business for so long and reach such a high position
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and 70s and 80s were cocaine central
47:00 <Saemon> untouched by any of the bigotry and homophobia
47:00 <Saemon> that one might expect him to encounter and hold him back
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh tell Me Vince hasn't done young boys
47:00 <Bastardly_One> look up an article in playboy
47:00 <Saemon> some say that theres something between vince and him
47:00 <Saemon> lol exactly
47:00 <Bastardly_One> from I think the 80s or early 90s
47:00 <Saemon> wow what is the article?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's full on in there
48:00 <Bastardly_One> suggesting Vince and a limo with young boys
48:00 <Bastardly_One> or a young boy
48:00 <Saemon> is it just merely tabloid reporting though?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> one of the two
48:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember
48:00 <Saemon> cuz as they say, always take stories in those mags with a grain of salt
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I was 14 or so trying to get a quick whack off
48:00 <Bastardly_One> don't remember the exact story
48:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
48:00 <Saemon> lol
49:00 <Saemon> yeah its hard to think of someone like the rock or stone cold etc, the top stars, the heros
49:00 <Saemon> would do something like givin vince a blow job
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/1q7atv/vince_mcmahons_interview_wplayboy_from_2001/
49:00 <Saemon> to get the push they got
50:00 <Saemon> but realistically, in real life, if them doin it for themselves to get the money they want
50:00 <Saemon> thier tv onscreen persona is not what they are in real  life
50:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong link
50:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.talkwrestlingonline.com/forum/showthread.php?23557-Vince-McMahon-s-Playboy-2001-interview&p=287197&viewfull=1#post287197
50:00 <Bastardly_One> there
50:00 <Bastardly_One> there's the interview
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> All Hail Odin The Almighty!
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> PRAISE ODIN
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> cunts and their bullshit wrestling crap lol sorry just messing :P
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm over it personally
52:00 <Bastardly_One> bed is calling before house inspection
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> have a good sleep dood
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant get back to sleep :/
55:00 <simba> smoke weed every day
55:00 <simba> http://dampe.org/howyoufindthis/
55:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
56:00 <simba> h333333333h
57:00 <A> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152461709149429&set=vb.86080409428&type=2&theater
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to smoke your chest hairs
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> chesty thc
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want to sprinkle Veronika Mars' nipple hairs over my ice cream ;D
58:00 <simba> chest hairs = chairs
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
59:00 <Saemon> wow
59:00 <Saemon> that article is a very interesting read
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> I enjoy laughing, laughing at times that make others feel awkward
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> like at the bus stop
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> on the tram
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> in the movie theatre, when something isnt funny
00:00 <A> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10268503_10152146957170885_8309903508871404846_n.jpg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> alright people
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going to rehearse death for a while
00:00 <Bastardly_One> aka sleep
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> sometimes i just walk into the houses of strangers, sit down and have a good old laugh to myself.
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> peace b1
00:00 <Saemon> lol Bastardly_One thats a good one
00:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked I stole it 
00:00 <simba> bye
00:00 <Saemon> peace bro
00:00 <simba> those heels rule
00:00 <Bastardly_One> from Terry Pratchett
01:00 <Bastardly_One> but until later good people
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and the rest of you cunts
01:00 <Bastardly_One> don't have any interesting outbursts until later
01:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
01:00 <Saemon> im gona call it a night too (lol not night anymore but you know wah ah mean beeotchez)
01:00 <Saemon> gon get sum sleep lataz
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> im buying my girlfriend alan carr these heels
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1907671_673312356067489_4802921107185232953_n.jpg
02:00 <A> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=477477494156&set=vb.566514156&type=2&theater
02:00 <A> lmfao ^
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMFAO!!!!!
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> *clicks link now*
03:00 <simba> he died in that fall..
03:00 <simba> some angry chinese kent
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> chinese people should be used as missles in modern warfare
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> they are a usefull bunch
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> chinee meat for starving africans..
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> THAT'S THE BEST VIDEO IVE EVER SEEN
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hate that person hahaha
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
07:00 <simba> nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> J bro do you rub the tip of your cock when u masturbate?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
10:00 <simba> u
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah, spits in my face when i do it
10:00 <A> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10366011_452403948196108_7032449844810152673_n.jpg
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool kicks
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> not brilliant but id wear them
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> now that b1 has gone to sleep, i can say that instead of trading gta v i sold it to cashies for 20 bucks
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHA
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i bought chocolate and soda and ice cream.
16:00 <simba> is that true
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol yes
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to go city on sat to see someone so i took that n thief aswell
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ended up hating those games so much man
18:00 <simba> ;o
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah no games out at eb im interested in
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> thinking of buying a wii u tho for all teh mario games
19:00 <A> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=537089036403355&set=vb.287013041410957&type=2&theater
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> I WANT TO PLAY MORTAL KOMBAT WITH MY FRIEND IN VIETNAM!
20:00 <simba> id get a wii 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> have one at mums
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> i did a wee
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> she wont let me have it cause ill trade it like my other 2 wiis lol
20:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/e75d5a344f5eaaf5fd32d92b6d1bb229/tumblr_n4ish79Yaz1txama8o1_400.gif
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> u get like $10 trade in for a wii
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> you get laughed at for trading in a wii
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> i still have $300 store credit at eb games
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> far out
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> traded all the xbox games
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> you could buy a bazooka 
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> my sis is going to use it
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ALL
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> i told her give me 200 cash and she can have the credit
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> did cod ghosts make you hate gaming aswell?
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> i never got ghost
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> bah
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> its SHIT
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking boss rang me yesterday
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have to work today
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck that guy
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> take a shit on his chair
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> and tell him to piss off.
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> means i get double pay for sat
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> and extra for today cause its more over time
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> need the money atm
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> take a shit under his desk then ;D
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> been spending heaps
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> but you dont need money if you have grass you can eat, like a sick dog
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> ordered all the arcade parts the otherday
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweeeeeet
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> need to buy a bigger screen for it
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn yeah!
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> 17" aint big enough
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna buy u a pool table n pinball machines
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am doing a street fighter theme
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> and when i come over we can drink midori and have gay sex
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> sick man!!!
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> well i will prob need sex
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> i told erin to get fucked again
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> its k babes you should shower, your dick smells like my mouth 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
28:00 <simba> #gay
28:00 <A> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10349873_720095231381543_6838015853716638859_n.jpg
28:00 <A> eheheheeh ^
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Dinofrooooozzzz
29:00 <A> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152647495139554&set=vb.119771674553&type=2&theater
29:00 <A> lol ^
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO!
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> that cat is sexy
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> and that chick thinks she is black :/
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> pretty cruel to do that to a cat tho man
31:00 <simba> lol @ skinny white girl with no ass twerking
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> twerking is so hideous
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's like some african bushwoman sex dance
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuck
32:00 <simba> its a pretty fucking dumb thing to put time into
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> then she would shit on the ground to show the man how brave she is
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> true, like this lol!
34:00 <gremlinz> http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/a2Nggod_460sa.gif
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol wtf
36:00 <A> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10373774_620359874726122_4506098452035529819_n.jpg
40:00 <A> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10366044_10152247457813300_1588700203734592472_n.jpg
43:00 <A> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10401988_697652873604016_817727019603010599_n.jpg
44:00 <gremlinz> A is finding the funnees
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man wish i was a kid now, you can buy ninja turtle masks, shells to put on ur back and the weapons
46:00 <simba> theyre too busy with their tablets and their planking now
46:00 <A> fo all teh soccer fanz ............. https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=725720907470845&set=vb.179866158722992&type=2&theater
48:00 <simba> bitches in heels juggling f*** yea
53:00 <A> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=668469729891448&set=vb.209081489163610&type=2&theater
53:00 <A> hey ^
56:00 <A> lol ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zClVM-30ass
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Someone Teach This Guy How To Drag Race (Date not found) 0:23 - Category: Autos &amp; Vehicles - 5,560 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <A> y not fly ......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74mdJUaRNaA#t=56
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Untamed Americas - Gigantic School of Rays (Date not found) 2:16 - Category: Shows - 4,528,909 views - 6,229 likes (99%), 62 dislikes (1%)
15:00 <A> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10365796_718266844883927_7082059234003663081_n.jpg
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ppl still plank?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i thought snorting condoms was the new thing still
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's hot when chicks do it..
44:00 <A> YEAH ............ BRING IT!!!!!!!!!! .......... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlTA3rnpgzU#t=372
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Solar FREAKIN' Roadways! (Date not found) 7:00 - Category: Science &amp; Technology - 12,117,308 views - 96,550 likes (97.7%), 2,230 dislikes (2.3%)
54:00 <Sponge> BREAKING NEWS: Jusin apologises for using N-word
57:00 <Sponge> Justin ends with this: "Five years ago I made a reckless and immature mistake and I'm grateful to those close to me who helped me learn those lessons as a young man. Once again....I'm sorry."
59:00 <simba> serious dude? youre still talking about justin bieber?
00:00 <Sponge> this is BREAKING new justin news
00:00 <simba> are you a teenage girl
00:00 <Sponge> He said the N word in my last special report
00:00 <simba> if not, stop it
00:00 <Sponge> now he apologises
02:00 <simba> pillzuzu
04:00 <A> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1545206_755512327812914_5111485272791023670_n.jpg
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm a struggling young, Detroit female rapper.
14:00 <TwoFangs> morning
34:00 <A> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/1900096_10151810346326653_1487830217_n.jpg
36:00 <Q{> http://media.theage.com.au/national/selections/free-runner-hangs-from-london-crane-5472518.html?next_video=true
15:00 <A> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152114401535819&set=vb.678570818&type=2&theater
20:00 <simba> lol roxy girl
21:00 <simba> havent seen anyone use roxy or billabong in their name for like 10 years
24:00 <johninja> motherfuckers trying to GLOJ me yo
24:00 <johninja> lol
26:00 <johninja> There's high, and there's high, and to get really high - I mean so high that you can walk on the water, that high-that's where I'm going. - George Harrison
27:00 <Mew> i went there once
27:00 <Mew> it was jolly good
28:00 <johninja> :D
28:00 <johninja> mel said i didn't know where i was when she found me on the couch last night lol
28:00 <johninja> lost in my own house
30:00 <johninja> As far as I'm concerned, there won't be a Beatles reunion as long as John Lennon remains dead. - GH
30:00 <Doodle> why are you quoting george harrison
31:00 <johninja> oh i was just looking for that one quote
31:00 <johninja> he got pretty high man
31:00 <johninja> maybe the highest out of all of them
31:00 <johninja> didn't go and get a whiney asian gf either
31:00 <johninja> just kinda died from all the shit he did
32:00 <Doodle> john lennon was speedballing shit out of bowls around his house in new york
32:00 <Doodle> mixture of whatever drugs he felt like
32:00 <Doodle> heroin, coke, etc etc
33:00 <Mew> reminds me of this lmao
33:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xEeC5EQMe9g
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: peep show - the orgazoid talks about highs and lows (Mar 21, 2011) 0:42 - Category: Music - 3,672 views - 34 likes (97.1%), 1 dislikes (2.9%)
33:00 <simba> nice!! peep show is fucking brilliant
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Mew> hehe
34:00 <Mew> brill
36:00 <Fez> Mewfo
36:00 <Mew> Fezbo
37:00 <Fez> Sup?
38:00 <Mew> not much, maxin relaxin
39:00 <Mew> you?
39:00 <Doodle> O_o
40:00 <DoodlesHair> lol
40:00 <johinja> woops
40:00 <johinja> so fried
40:00 <Doodle> loool
40:00 <Doodle> i have bed hair atm
41:00 <Doodle> which is basically the same as my normal hair
41:00 <johninja> lo
41:00 <johninja> cute
41:00 <johninja> tintin
41:00 <Doodle> lol
41:00 <Doodle> :o
41:00 <BlackTintin> sup bitches
41:00 <Mew> lucky you
41:00 <Doodle> who
42:00 <Mew> my bed hair is effie stephanidis
42:00 <Mew> you
42:00 <Mew> lol
42:00 <Doodle> oh haha
42:00 <BlackTintin> i shave mine 
42:00 <BlackTintin> so yeh
42:00 <BlackTintin> its still quite short
42:00 <BlackTintin> not really anything doing
42:00 <BlackTintin> :/
42:00 <Doodle> HELLO GOOD THANKS
42:00 <BlackTintin> i'm boring
42:00 <BlackTintin> HI
42:00 <Doodle> lol i was being effie
42:00 <Mew> lmfao
43:00 <Mew> tintin get with the program
43:00 <BlackTintin> i got one of those pistchio flaps stuck in my teeth last night
43:00 <Doodle> BlackTintin can't run on account of his love truncheon falling out of his shorts
43:00 <BlackTintin> lol
43:00 <Doodle> so he would be useless
43:00 <Fez> Im hungry
43:00 <Doodle> eat a dick
43:00 <Fez> But it hurts too eat
43:00 <BlackTintin> dicks pies
44:00 <Doodle> no eat someone elses dick
44:00 <Fez> Thats for poofters
44:00 <Fez> And straight chicks
44:00 <Doodle> i see
44:00 <simba> Harry Potter is a series of seven fantasy novels written by the British author J. K. Rowling. The series, named after the titular character, chronicles the adventures of a young wizard, Harry Potter, and his friends Ronald Weasley and Hermione Granger, all of whom are students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The main story arc concerns Harry's quest to overcome the Dark wizard 
44:00 <simba> Lord Voldemort, who aims to become immortal, conquer the wizarding world, subjugate non-magical people, and destroy all those who stand in his way, especially Harry Potter.
44:00 <Mew> titular
45:00 <Doodle> kekeke
45:00 <Doodle> great word
46:00 <Mew> subjugate my titulars
46:00 <Doodle> oh my
46:00 <Mew> that sounds a bit saemonesque actually
46:00 <BlackTintin> http://vimeo.com/15623152 
46:00 <Mew> i take it back
46:00 <BlackTintin> Bomb The Bass 'Bug Powder Dust' 
48:00 <Doodle> my cat was fighting on the roof
48:00 <Doodle> it was raining cat hair
48:00 <Mew> sexing*
48:00 <Doodle> lol no it was too quiet for sexing
48:00 <simba> ur cat was sexting
48:00 <Doodle> he's a screamer
48:00 <Mew> lmfao
49:00 <Doodle> he comes in with all these chunks of fur hanging out
49:00 <Mew> so hes not a starfish.. cat
49:00 <Mew> starcatfish
49:00 <Doodle> lol 
49:00 <Doodle> he has no nads so he's the catcher
49:00 <Mew> who is blacktintin btw
49:00 <Doodle> gay s a bag of butterflies
49:00 <Mew> idgi
49:00 <Mew> aw :(
50:00 <Doodle> https://actionsita.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/black_tintin11.gif?w=253&h=452
50:00 <Mew> oh wait igi
50:00 <Mew> LOL
51:00 <Fez> I need to put on weight
51:00 <Fez> Extra 50kg should do
51:00 <Doodle> eat rocks
51:00 <Mew>  how much do u weigh?
52:00 <BlackTintin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g 
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Beastie Boys - Intergalactic (Sep 14, 2009) 4:35 - Category: Music - 13,054,109 views - 62,416 likes (97.9%), 1,321 dislikes (2.1%)
52:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Beastie Boys - Intergalactic.mp3 (5.03MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:29)
52:00 <Fez> 66kg
52:00 <Fez> Rocks arent tasty
53:00 <Mew> oh lord
53:00 <Doodle> put sauce on them
53:00 <Mew> do some weights
53:00 <Fez> Yea maybe
53:00 <Doodle> lol fuck 66kg
53:00 <Doodle> how tall are you
53:00 <Fez> Short
53:00 <A> do onleh half a weight ............ a full weight might be too murch fo u
53:00 <Doodle> how short are you
53:00 <Fez> Im 180cm short
53:00 <Doodle> jesus man get on that shit
54:00 <Doodle> you'll snap in half
54:00 <Fez> I know aye
54:00 <Mew> youre fading away
54:00 <Fez> I got a goal
54:00 <Fez> .. tobe on the biggest loser
54:00 <BlackTintin> twig
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Doodle> eat a birthday cake every day
54:00 <BlackTintin> lol
55:00 <Fez> Maybe 2
55:00 <BlackTintin> get a job at maccas and eat the old oil
55:00 <Doodle> lol eww
55:00 <Fez> And 4L of coke
55:00 <Doodle> guzzle out the grease traps
55:00 <BlackTintin> lol\
55:00 <Fez> And abucket of chicken
55:00 <Mew> get a gym membership
55:00 <Fez> And 3 large meals fromsomwhere
56:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Olivia Newton-John - Physical.mp3 (3.41MB 128kbps Stereo 3:43)
56:00 <Mew> hit kfc hard after every gym sesh
56:00 <Fez> I wanna be fat. Not buff
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <Mew> be fatbuff
56:00 <A> well .............
56:00 <A> I mite stay up now
56:00 <A> haven done an all niter
56:00 <Fez> Fatbuff?
56:00 <A> but
57:00 <A> if I crash now I'll wake at midnite
57:00 <A> so fck that shit
57:00 <Mew> A do you hate your life with these weird sleeping patterns?
57:00 <A> noooooooooo
57:00 <A> loven eet
57:00 <Mew> but melatonin
58:00 <A> I don't have to attend to any sort of schedule etc
58:00 <A> so I do wtf I want
58:00 <Mew> oooookay
58:00 <A> but like .........
58:00 <A> ye
58:00 <A> tryinnah get to the normal again
58:00 <Mew> do you take a melatonin supplement?
58:00 <A> is y I'mnah stay up
59:00 <A> nah .........
59:00 <A> no supps here
59:00 <BlackTintin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZz3y6r-5H8 for fez
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scarface Soundtrack - Push It To The Limit (12" Extended Version) (Sep 29, 2011) 5:13 - Category: Music - 565,297 views - 3,230 likes (97.9%), 69 dislikes (2.1%)
59:00 <Mew> why would you get 'normal' if youre 'luven eet' abnormal?
59:00 <A> I meant loven it .............
59:00 <A> not havin to do shit
59:00 <BlackTintin> A loves the meat
59:00 <A> that I don't want to
00:00 <A> >_<
00:00 <Doodle> lol
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Ugly Duckling - Meatshake.mp3 (3.74MB 192kbps Stereo 2:43)
00:00 <Mew> so the sleeping pattern is shit? 
00:00 <Fez> Wtf is that john
00:00 <BlackTintin> lol
00:00 <A> not really, jus that sometimes I can stay up/sleep ages etc
01:00 <BlackTintin> for fez http://meatspin.fr/ 
01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:00 <Doodle> wheeeee
01:00 <BlackTintin> lol
02:00 <Fez> ?
02:00 <Doodle> !
02:00 <Fez> (
02:00 <Fez> &
02:00 <Fez> $
03:00 <Doodle> \o/
03:00 <Doodle> /U\
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 AB Logic - The Hitman.mp3 (3.71MB 128kbps Stereo 4:03)
04:00 <Fez> Gifted
04:00 <Mew> jake the peg
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <BlackTintin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4QnalIHlVc 
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tina Turner - Private Dancer (Mar 13, 2009) 4:22 - Category: Music - 5,785,323 views - 14,836 likes (97.3%), 412 dislikes (2.7%)
04:00 <Doodle> lol fuick off tina turner
04:00 <BlackTintin> lol
04:00 <Doodle> jesus john
04:00 <Doodle> FUICK
05:00 <BlackTintin> its a great song man
05:00 <Doodle> its really not
05:00 <BlackTintin> i think it would be good in the Doodle biopic
05:00 <Doodle> some 60 year old woman singing about dancing for money
05:00 <Doodle> its a bit revolting
05:00 <BlackTintin> lol
06:00 <BlackTintin> you have a point
06:00 <BlackTintin> she doesn't sound 60 tho
06:00 <BlackTintin> maybe she was a hot peice of ass at some point
06:00 <BlackTintin> lets pretend
06:00 <Doodle> she was the beyonce of the 60s
07:00 <Doodle> except she had rihanna's black eyes
07:00 <Fez> Lol
07:00 <BlackTintin> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8kAyINRL1gM/UWUYBNZru1I/AAAAAAAABsA/Et2F7faixmc/s1600/arianny-celeste-hot-sexy-black-bra.jpg 
07:00 <BlackTintin> yes
07:00 <Doodle> her drapes are too long
08:00 <BlackTintin> so you wouldn't hit it?
08:00 <Doodle> not until she tidied up her house
08:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Fine Young Cannibals - Good Thing.mp3 (3.07MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:21)
09:00 <BlackTintin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHkozMIXZ8w 
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - The Monster (Explicit) ft. Rihanna (Date not found) 5:19 - Category: Music - 165,666,877 views - 1,022,400 likes (96.5%), 37,583 dislikes (3.5%)
09:00 <BlackTintin> sorry
09:00 <Doodle> :(
09:00 <BlackTintin> don't mean to tlk over u
09:00 <BlackTintin> love FYC
10:00 <BlackTintin> nice weather out there?
10:00 <Doodle> http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/236x/1d/20/c0/1d20c074dc21b116361821baec76dfe4.jpg
10:00 <Doodle> nsfw
10:00 <Doodle> where
10:00 <Doodle> here, its a bit nipply
11:00 <Mew> boobies
11:00 <BlackTintin> the bruce lee of loose leaf
11:00 <Doodle> omnomnom
11:00 <BlackTintin> its a tad nippy hear 2
11:00 <Fez> Breasts
11:00 <A> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFeCqq5zmPk
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Northeast Party House // The Haunted (Date not found) 4:09 - Category: Music - 15,162 views - 99 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
11:00 <Doodle> theyre absolute crackers
12:00 <BlackTintin> ewwwbbs
12:00 <Fez> Its nipply wherever mew goes
12:00 <Mew> LOL
12:00 <Doodle> @mp3 DJ Assault - Ass N' Titties.mp3 (2.32MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 2:32)
12:00 <Mew> yis
12:00 <BlackTintin> dj deadshit
12:00 <Mew> you know that girl i showed you who got her boobies out for us?
13:00 <Mew> she was showing me her tatts
13:00 <Fez> Pics
13:00 <BlackTintin> how many people make terrible music here
13:00 <Mew> she has a 70% eaten apple right above her moot
13:00 <Doodle> i dont make music here, only in the bedroom
13:00 <Doodle> ;)
13:00 <Doodle> and its terrible
14:00 <Mew> and she goes 'get it? :D' 'no :(?' 
14:00 <Mew> COS IM HARDCORE
14:00 <Doodle> :o
14:00 <Doodle> lol
14:00 <Doodle> filthbucket
14:00 <Mew> and then she had Cunt on her butt cheek in cursive
14:00 <Doodle> good grief
14:00 <Mew> shes hanging for a banging 
14:00 <BlackTintin> lol Doodle
15:00 <Doodle> i'd like to bring her home to meet my parents
15:00 <Doodle> she sounds dreamy
15:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=D9zfUPkcFo4
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Whitlams - I Make Hamburgers (Apr 27, 2009) 3:35 - Category: Music - 52,516 views - 147 likes (99.3%), 1 dislikes (0.7%)
16:00 <simba> id like her 2 meet the fockers
16:00 <BlackTintin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJ6dxZd0TTg 
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Grinspoon - Just Ace (Date not found) 1:47 - Category: Music - 24,098 views - 81 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Whitlams - I Make Hamburgers.mp3 (3.31MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:37)
19:00 <BlackTintin> bye lonely-bob :'(
19:00 <BlackTintin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pU6KhFWvKPM 
19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bush - Glycerine (Nov 21, 2008) - Category: Music - -
24:00 <BlackTintin> * ~lonely-bob ([email protected]) Quit (i'm never alone, i'm alone all the time. Are you at one or do you lie? We live in a wheel Where everyone steals But when we rise it's like strawberry fields)
27:00 <fawks> Is it nap time yet
27:00 <A> orraite ...........
27:00 <A> leak fixed
27:00 <A> and ...........
28:00 <A> we'll have a giggle a bit later on
28:00 <BlackTintin> siesta~
28:00 <fawks> Well I have to wait like an hour cos I m cooking a las
28:00 <fawks> Or I'll die
29:00 <BlackTintin> oooh n1
29:00 <BlackTintin> we had a chicken stir fry last night
29:00 <BlackTintin> ws gr8
29:00 <fawks> I had pizza
29:00 <fawks> Sunday is me takeout day
29:00 <BlackTintin> i feasted on pistachios last night lol
30:00 <BlackTintin> made a mess
30:00 <BlackTintin> oh cool
30:00 <Mew> im craving a sweet chilli chicken wrap 
30:00 <BlackTintin> yum
30:00 <Mew> and i have everything for it i jist have to roast some chickyyyy
30:00 <fawks> Sweet chilli burns my mouth lol
31:00 <BlackTintin> wow
31:00 <Mew> avocado, red onion, leb cucu, lettarse
31:00 <fawks> I'm so semsitive
31:00 <Mew> i have sweet chilli n mayo
31:00 <BlackTintin> i like chilis
31:00 <Mew> cos otherwise its too hot for me too LOL
31:00 <Fez> Let us is yum
32:00 <fawks> There was some pepperoni on my pizza and I died
32:00 <BlackTintin> is leb food not too hot?
32:00 <fawks> You think I'd be used to it my mum put it in everything growing up
32:00 <BlackTintin> or just different?
32:00 <fawks> Nah not really 
32:00 <BlackTintin> i might try a pickle lol
32:00 <BlackTintin> mel got a big bottle the other day
32:00 <fawks> Mm pickles
33:00 <A> I have dill cucmbers
33:00 <A> +u
33:00 <fawks> I like the mini pickles
33:00 <A> I don't like the vinegar/sugar shit
33:00 <fawks> Yeah
33:00 <Mew> theyre so good for cheese platters
34:00 <A> this shit ............. http://www.trialiafoods.com.au/acontent%20catalogue/c11036/263423.php
34:00 <fawks> The  pickles they give you with falafel are me faves
35:00 <BlackTintin> it was $4.50 for 1.4KG
35:00 <BlackTintin> lol 
35:00 <BlackTintin> so much pickles~
35:00 <BlackTintin> food is really cheap in melbs
35:00 <BlackTintin> i got a kilo of bacon for $6
35:00 <BlackTintin> so much bacon~
35:00 <fawks> ~
36:00 <Mew> are pickles cucumbers
36:00 <Mew> like
36:00 <Mew> little cucumbers
36:00 <BlackTintin> they are probs cousins
36:00 <A> ye Mew
36:00 <BlackTintin> i like the maccas gherkins
36:00 <A> but there's the vinegar/sugar ones and the salt/water/spice ones
37:00 <fawks> Same
37:00 <fawks>  N the subway ones
37:00 <BlackTintin> i think i need to try the subwy ones
37:00 <A> I try to not go to maccas
37:00 <A> but I do like subway
38:00 <BlackTintin> mel has been cleaning all morning lol
38:00 <BlackTintin> i feel lazy
38:00 <BlackTintin> but eh
38:00 <A> I get the 1ft italian bmt with no lettuce and pretty much everything else ......... aaaaaaaaand a gd amnt of jalapenos ............ they gimmeh appetite/set it orff
39:00 <BlackTintin> yeh jalapenos are too much hor me 2
39:00 <fawks> I'm the biggest ocd freak with cleaning and I've never understood how it can take so long 
39:00 <A> and they're not that hot fo me ........... like I don't like the hot stuffs, but those jalapenos are like .......... mmmmmmmmm  tangy
40:00 <BlackTintin> its good to wake up and everythings clean lol
40:00 <fawks> Dishes not even 10 mins
40:00 <BlackTintin> i had an adventure in my house last night
40:00 <fawks> Washing throw it in 5 mins, hang 5
40:00 <BlackTintin> hmm
40:00 <fawks> Vacuuming depending how big your house is
40:00 <fawks> Same with mopping 
40:00 <AngryArabMidget> u must do a sloppy job of your washing if it only takes u 5 mins
40:00 <fawks> When people say OMG I BEEN CLWANING ALL DAY like I don't understand what they do
41:00 <simba> prob procrastinating
41:00 <BlackTintin> well just like rearanging things etc
41:00 <AngryArabMidget> coz they do a proper job of it
41:00 <BlackTintin> we are still reorganising this place
41:00 <fawks> You must be a retard if you can't throw clothes into a machine faster than 5 minutes 
41:00 <BlackTintin> but yeh i get what you mean
41:00 <fawks> Yeah I didn't mean you in particular just wondering is all
42:00 <fawks> I'm so OCD like you know how I take photos and shit lol
42:00 <BlackTintin> i think as long as you keep on top of it its easy to clean
42:00 <BlackTintin> yeh lol
42:00 <fawks> And Ive just never understood it
42:00 <BlackTintin> i remember
42:00 <fawks> Yeah that's it
42:00 <fawks> If you maintain a place its easier
42:00 <fawks> But if you let shit build up ew
42:00 <BlackTintin> our place usually takes like 5-10 minutes to tidy if we re hving people over
42:00 <BlackTintin> nd it looks pretty much spotless
43:00 <A> cleanin is easy ............ but ye ....... keepin it clean is a bit harder
43:00 <BlackTintin> babies lol
43:00 <fawks> Yeah 
43:00 <BlackTintin> they make things messier too
43:00 <AngryArabMidget> i sort out my clothes b4 throwing them in into delicates/non delicates etc, then chcek all the pockets for money/tissues/other bits n pieces,  then spray a pre stain spray onto them before throwing them into the washer,  oes that explain why it takes more than 5 mins moron?
43:00 <BlackTintin> god willget ever worse
43:00 <fawks> I understand with kids 
43:00 <fawks> Yup
43:00 <fawks> But I live alone and I'm not one to keep like clothes in my lounge room or shoes where they're not supposed to be
43:00 <fawks> Everything has a place
44:00 <BlackTintin> yeh you are probs  bit more OCD than me
44:00 <BlackTintin> i can do both
44:00 <BlackTintin> but i'm pretty relaxed
44:00 <simba> i call my state of living organised chaos
44:00 <BlackTintin> mels is a clean freak
44:00 <BlackTintin> lol simba
44:00 <simba> and i only clean when i get dissatisfied with the chaos
44:00 <AngryArabMidget> when it comes to cleeaning,  I ensure all surfaces are aspetically cleaned by using strict sterilisation methods
44:00 <simba> but i like cleaning
44:00 <BlackTintin> lol
44:00 <A> there's no such shit back at home like I've seen aussies here do ............ like .......... clothes all over their bedroom floor etc etc
44:00 <BlackTintin> i like the feeling after i have cleaned
44:00 <BlackTintin> and smash some coens
45:00 <BlackTintin> feelsgoodman
45:00 <AngryArabMidget> my floors are so hygenic i could eat straight off them
45:00 <simba> do it
45:00 <simba> eat dog food off them
45:00 <BlackTintin> how about your cab?
45:00 <AngryArabMidget> why dont i invite u over for dinner and we can both eat off them?
45:00 <simba> sounds lovely!
46:00 <AngryArabMidget> i screw your momma in my cab after all the cleaning work
46:00 <fawks> when I first moved in here I didn't have a vsccum for the first 2 weeks and I was still assembling some furniture so there was little bits of fluff n shit on the floor and I almost cried I was telling amsy how nervous it made me Lol so I asked my aunty to come over so I can borrow her vacuum..
46:00 <fawks> But yes now I have one phew
46:00 <AngryArabMidget> lol
46:00 <BlackTintin> lol
46:00 <BlackTintin> you can get nice vaccums at 'The Reject Shop'
46:00 <BlackTintin> probs best ones i saw
46:00 <simba> ur nicholas cage in matchstick men
46:00 <BlackTintin> we had already bought another though
46:00 <fawks> My mum gave me hers
47:00 <fawks> I love it
47:00 <AngryArabMidget> I'll serve u the dog food since u metnioned it simba,  and ill be making myself a vegetarian lasagne
47:00 <AngryArabMidget> does that still sound lovely?
47:00 <fawks> Its red so it matches my whole colour thingy going on 
47:00 <fawks> Ree black and white 
47:00 <fawks> Red*
47:00 <BlackTintin> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D4YYI8G5EM 
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Status Quo - Pictures Of Matchstick Men (Jun 1, 2008) 3:08 - Category: Music - 1,240,679 views - 5,318 likes (98.9%), 58 dislikes (1.1%)
47:00 <BlackTintin> lol
47:00 <BlackTintin> our vaccum looks like a robot
48:00 <AngryArabMidget> has anyone here got a senior first aid certificate?
48:00 <fawks> I start a new unit today for uni cbf
48:00 <A> yes I had 1
48:00 <fawks> I haven't even looked at the discussion board uet
48:00 <A> well done one
48:00 <BlackTintin> mel is going to clean the poo off the jolly jumper lol
48:00 <fawks> John do you still live with lee
48:00 <BlackTintin> dingo stole me baby
48:00 <BlackTintin> no
48:00 <A> tis a prereq when u do security
48:00 <fawks> Ew why is there poo on it
48:00 <AngryArabMidget> can u believe i need to get 1 to start a nursing home cleaning job
48:00 <simba> poo
48:00 <BlackTintin> she poo'd while she ws in it lol
49:00 <BlackTintin> and was jumping
49:00 <BlackTintin> so it leaked
49:00 <BlackTintin> :/
49:00 <fawks> Doesn't she have nappies
49:00 <BlackTintin> yes lol
49:00 <AngryArabMidget> since when do cleaners need to provide first aid
49:00 <fawks> :/
49:00 <BlackTintin> out of the nappie
49:00 <BlackTintin> it was a big one
49:00 <BlackTintin> she is on the new formula
49:00 <BlackTintin> so her stomach gets a bit upset
49:00 <fawks> Musta been a big ass shit
49:00 <BlackTintin> she poops a lot
49:00 <BlackTintin> and its liquidy still
49:00 <BlackTintin> ..
49:00 <fawks> She sounds like me
49:00 <fawks> Oh
49:00 <BlackTintin> ...
49:00 <BlackTintin> .......................
49:00 <BlackTintin> lol
49:00 <AngryArabMidget> im eating a donut u wanker, stop talking about shit
50:00 <fawks> I'm having yoghurt 
50:00 <BlackTintin> poop donuts
50:00 <fawks> Mango n passionfruit
50:00 <BlackTintin> guess who puts the holes in the donuts bro
50:00 <fawks> Ski d'lite
50:00 <fawks> Yummy
50:00 <BlackTintin> lmao
50:00 <fawks> And stay out
50:00 <BlackTintin> trolololol
50:00 <fawks> Who is that
51:00 <fawks> Which one of the idiots 
51:00 <A> that's .............
51:00 <BlackTintin> i have nfi
51:00 <A> indian_boy
51:00 <BlackTintin> lol
51:00 <A> I'm pretty sure
51:00 <simba> tzaziki_world
51:00 <tsunami_girl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D4YYI8G5EM 
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Status Quo - Pictures Of Matchstick Men (Jun 1, 2008) 3:08 - Category: Music - 1,240,679 views - 5,318 likes (98.9%), 58 dislikes (1.1%)
52:00 <simba> its cool how the les paul is still the coolest design
53:00 <tsunami_girl> who would win in a fight between rolf harris and picard?
53:00 <tsunami_girl> would be funny to watch
53:00 <fawks> The actual picard
53:00 <A> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJxwsMI29eU
53:00 <tsunami_girl> yes
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eleanor Dunlop - Disguise (Official Video) (Date not found) 3:36 - Category: Music - 14,835 views - 120 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
53:00 <fawks> Or irc picard
53:00 <A> that ^ has been 
53:00 <tsunami_girl> oh
53:00 <tsunami_girl> irc picard
53:00 <fawks> Picard couldn't fight his way out of a wet paper bag
53:00 <tsunami_girl> they are both kinda the same
54:00 <tsunami_girl> (not the real picard)
54:00 <fawks> He'd just wear a helmet and ram you 
54:00 <tsunami_girl> shhesh
54:00 <tsunami_girl> wow
54:00 <tsunami_girl> you are so confusing
54:00 <tsunami_girl> lo
54:00 <simba> i can imagine them fighting over a bottle of hair growth cream
54:00 <mandyjane> dingo stole my baby
54:00 <fawks> lmao
54:00 <tsunami_girl> or a pre-teen girl
54:00 <fawks> I don't even know what Rolf harris looks like
55:00 <simba> me 2 i think i know hes an old ugly guy
55:00 <simba> oh yeah hes the kfc looking guy
55:00 <tsunami_girl> http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRIa2zmogFZyPosokXe3x7bCuMqDo5-7PkcY61DGSePG633HfNFw 
55:00 <fawks> Yeah I saw him on the news once but I can't remember 
55:00 <simba> ROLF.
55:00 <fawks> Oh he has plenty of hair
56:00 <fawks> Ok
56:00 <tsunami_girl> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL4Zrap5lXo 
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Original Video The Zombies - Time Of The Season (1968) (Date not found) 3:27 - Category: Music - 264,913 views - 1,885 likes (98.8%), 22 dislikes (1.2%)
57:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
57:00 <TheRiddler> hear about saints new assisstant coach?
57:00 <TheRiddler> -s
58:00 <fawks> Hey we got a new coach too
58:00 <fawks> And we're the saints too
58:00 <TheRiddler> is it a woman?
58:00 <fawks> TRIPPY
58:00 <fawks> No.
58:00 <TheRiddler> lol
58:00 <fawks> Women can't coach don't be silly
58:00 <fawks> lol
59:00 <A> well ...........
59:00 <A> fck it
59:00 <A> I'mnah pill out
59:00 <mandyjane> i'mnah
59:00 <fawks> "Talk to him about his childhood so he misses the kick"
59:00 <mandyjane> O_O
59:00 <Mew> once a month the players would be all over the place crying and eating chocolate
59:00 <A> hur hur .......... yew parrot
59:00 <simba> i literally just saw the topic st kilda get female assistant coach
59:00 <mandyjane> yew
59:00 <fawks> Yeah mandyjane you'll get used to his retarded typing 
59:00 <mandyjane> i cant
59:00 <mandyjane> hold on
59:00 <TheRiddler> Justin McKenzie that's why they play like girls.
59:00 <TheRiddler> 5 mins · Like
59:00 <mandyjane> i have a vid for this
59:00 <mandyjane> gimmi a sec
59:00 <fawks> Imnah
59:00 <fawks> Man
00:00 <fawks> Mah
00:00 <fawks> Yah
00:00 <TheRiddler> Kristofer Chen had to wait for milne to retire first of course
00:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:00 <A> like I said b4 Mandah, I heard u cry once b4, and we'll do it again if u insist >_<
01:00 <TheRiddler> if you dont know who milne is he got charged with rape
01:00 <fawks> Mandah
01:00 <fawks> lmao
01:00 <fawks> The only way you'd make anyone cry, A, is with your retarded spelling
02:00 <A> stfu u ovah there
02:00 <A> or I'mnah be there too
02:00 <mandyjane> omg
02:00 <mandyjane> fucks sake
02:00 <mandyjane> its like the internet knows i'm about to make fawks laughcry
03:00 <mandyjane> so it wont allow it
03:00 <tsunami_girl> lel
04:00 <milk> well well well, it's very tough for all the doctors to gang up and start suturing the welfare recipients
04:00 <Mew> ive given rory banana twice this morn and two bits of toast and a biscuit
04:00 <fawks> What the FUCK is imnah
05:00 <Mew> hes fed everything to petey
05:00 <Mew> i just made myself some toast
05:00 <fawks> Is that like ima.. Which is also retarded
05:00 <Mew> went n hung some washing out
05:00 <Serenity> imnah
05:00 <Mew> and hes nicked MY toast
05:00 <Mew> the little bastard
06:00 <milk> dont care?
06:00 <milk> not your problem?
06:00 <fawks> Eep wont 2 bananas make him constipated 
06:00 <milk> try new cocaine millenium festival!
06:00 <tsunami_girl> which one is the real milk?
06:00 <Mew> he didnt eat any banana foof lol
06:00 <Mew> petey got all of it
06:00 <Mew> thats y twice
09:00 <mandyjane> fawks
09:00 <mandyjane> here
09:00 <mandyjane> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=693949043994793&fref=nf
09:00 <fawks> Oh mew lol
10:00 <mandyjane> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/s261x260/10294342_829658447063519_8404722637259264782_n.jpg
10:00 <simba> literally i cant
10:00 <A> orraite ............
11:00 <A> we'll talk again
12:00 <mandyjane> omg
12:00 <fawks> LNAO
12:00 <mandyjane> i literally cant even
12:00 <fawks> the noises at the end
12:00 <mandyjane> oh my gawd
12:00 <fawks> Lmao
12:00 <fawks> Fuck
12:00 <mandyjane> hahahaha
12:00 <fawks> I'm literally can't evening
12:00 <fawks> HNNGGG
12:00 <mandyjane> is it? oh my god, i cant evaaan
12:00 <mandyjane> oh my god it is
12:00 <fawks> SERENITT
12:00 <fawks> SERENITY
12:00 <mandyjane> lmao
13:00 <Serenity> hello!
13:00 <fawks> did you log in etc are you excited did you post on the discussion board omg
14:00 <Serenity> i havent got fuck all
14:00 <Serenity> im shitty
14:00 <mandyjane> lolol
14:00 <fawks> Wtf
14:00 <fawks> Did you call them 
14:00 <Serenity> wondering if it has anything to do with the public hol here
14:00 <mandyjane> you sound like my friend fawks
14:00 <tsunami_girl> omgomgomgomgomg
14:00 <fawks> Ohhh
14:00 <fawks> How gay
14:00 <Serenity> ive sent them a message im not calling anyone
14:00 <fawks> Public holidays suck
15:00 <fawks> A dude posted on fb saying he can't access his too
15:00 <fawks> In the uni group 
15:00 <fawks> Hmmz
15:00 <TheRiddler> access what?
15:00 <fawks> Weird
15:00 <TheRiddler> oh
15:00 <TheRiddler> uni
15:00 <fawks> His dick
15:00 <A> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QHJRTPDMxs
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: L-FRESH The LION - One (Date not found) 3:09 - Category: Music - 27,365 views - 372 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
15:00 <TheRiddler> lol
15:00 <TheRiddler> his dick at uni
16:00 <milk> really? In Doctorland, doctors stomach is an anvil?
16:00 <fawks> OMG how inappropz
17:00 <fawks> I would rralllly like some sleep atm
17:00 <fawks> Been up since 6
17:00 <fawks> Feck
17:00 <Serenity> im kinda glad its not ready today I feel awful :(
18:00 <fawks> Oh how come
18:00 <Serenity> sneezing/sore throat/sore eyes
18:00 <Serenity> :<
19:00 <fawks> Gross 
19:00 <fawks> Sickness sucks
19:00 <Serenity> hopefully its just a 24 hour thing
20:00 <A> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10325233_10201399280298585_1335925824747653056_n.jpg
21:00 <fawks> Good thing about correspondence is you can go at your own pace as long as assignments are handed in on time
21:00 <fawks> But some units mark you on participation on the DB
21:00 <fawks> Those would suck 
22:00 <fawks> Its only like 10% though but still ew
23:00 <A> ye ............
23:00 <A> I do it fo fun
24:00 <A> linger around the intrawebs waitin fo carnts to lip on
24:00 <A> y?
24:00 <A> cause it makes us moneh
24:00 <simba> we were google mapping our way to a location and once we got there maps zoomed into a map of the place itself and showed us as the little dot driving around the carpark
24:00 <simba> it was so freaky
24:00 <simba> i felt like i was looking at the radar on GTA
25:00 <Serenity> im so nrevous about assignments n shit
25:00 <Serenity> i was never any good at it
27:00 <Fez> Practice
31:00 <fawks> You did the prep unit though right 
31:00 <fawks> I did a paid humanities one
31:00 <fawks> It took you step by step into essay writing and referencing etc
32:00 <fawks> It helped heaps
32:00 <TheRiddler> I suck at essays
32:00 <fawks> I hatethem 
32:00 <fawks> With a passion 
32:00 <TheRiddler> it takes me too long
33:00 <milk> seriously, do you know how many eunuchs I had to suck off to find out stomach acid is actually acid?
34:00 <Q{> let me guess 
34:00 <Q{> 5 eunuchs?
35:00 <milk> none, I wasnt fucked on cocaine the first time I heard the term
36:00 <milk> haha c'mon mate
36:00 <milk> can't you see the humour?
37:00 <fawks> Yeah it was hilarious 
37:00 <fawks> I'm in stitches 
39:00 <Q{> how many eunuchs the chinese emperor got
39:00 <Sponge> all new thrones start now
39:00 <Q{> how many concubines too
40:00 <TheRiddler> is there a stream
40:00 <Sponge> there's a piratebay
40:00 <milk> well, I was kid the first time I heard the term stomach acid. I mean I just thought about it, food goes in my mouth and comes out as brown paste. I had thrown up before I heard the term and it burnt my throat. so using these clues and the fact that I heard the terms chemical burns, acid etching and even seen movies where acid was used to burn rope etc. So I didnt feel the need to suck off as many eunuchs as I could to prove my theory 
42:00 <milk> I mean seriously, how fucken dumb do you think we are?
42:00 <simba> ke?
42:00 <milk> You seriously believe I'm relying on a bunch of cannibal eunuchs for my education?
42:00 <milk> gee, I wonder what cannibal eunuchs would teach you?
42:00 <simba> are you supposed to be typing this in here milk?
43:00 <milk> preppy
43:00 <milk> go suck a dead dogs dick hun
43:00 <simba> is milk a bot
43:00 <milk> WARNING: Hissy fit now in progress
44:00 <milk> faux, you here for the community tantie?
44:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
49:00 <milk> wow, this Extreme Homosexual Challenge thing on ABC24 is great!
50:00 <mandyjane> guise
50:00 <mandyjane> im stuck
50:00 <milk> this guy dressed in paisely just got up on national television and started banging the drum
53:00 <Kynetic> oh. sorry about that mandyjane
54:00 <The_Baron> didn't know u were married Kynetic
54:00 <The_Baron> :P
54:00 <Kynetic> divorced actually
54:00 <milk> you understand how funny this all is?
54:00 <Kynetic> getting married again in september though
54:00 <The_Baron> so why don't u put it back on then?
54:00 <johninja> nice work man
54:00 <The_Baron> aahhhh
54:00 <Kynetic> its just easier to sleep with it off
54:00 <milk> you species in no longer a credible threat to us until the year 3000 A.D.
54:00 <Kynetic> i cant roll over very effectively in bed
56:00 <The_Baron> I use my penis as a alarm clock
56:00 <The_Baron> if it's up, it means it's time to start the day
57:00 <milk> so I'm just going to play Super Mega Junkie Splat until I dont care anymore
57:00 <mandyjane> are there any smart people here? or just retards
57:00 <mandyjane> im stuckkkkkk
57:00 <faux> oo pick me
58:00 <mandyjane> okay faux
58:00 <mandyjane> going by this.. http://picpaste.com/spirtuality-AAh0sXf5.png
58:00 <mandyjane> if the question says describe the spirituality of gen y
58:00 <mandyjane> i would just regurgitate the table
58:00 <mandyjane> correct?
59:00 <faux> table 1 yeah
59:00 <milk> haha, this doctor that just fell in the pit trap started trying to goad me into chasing him...
59:00 <mandyjane> yeah i should stop questioning myself
59:00 <mandyjane> im always right
59:00 <mandyjane> :p
59:00 <faux> lol
00:00 <mandyjane> :p thanks fox
00:00 <milk> seriously, who goes dungeoneering without a rope?
01:00 <milk> is it pretty pathetic if doctors are supposed to be your smartest and that happens
01:00 <milk> I mean
02:00 <milk> there are several very large extremely explicit tomes on the subject of dungeoneering
02:00 <faux> me
02:00 <milk> you'd never guess what this fucken idiot wants me to do now!
04:00 <milk> no no, have a guess...
05:00 <milk> mate if you can hear me, I dont work for L'Oreal, and really it's probably not in the consumer contract that French Hair Specialist have to go dungeoneering after customers
06:00 <milk> actually that would be pretty funny
06:00 <milk> might ring the boutique
08:00 <milk> brrrp brrrp..... brrrp brrrp..... brrrp brrrp... <click> Hello, Marie's house of hair beauty and real ones, how can can I help?
09:00 <milk> Yeah, hi Marie, listen, that guy who has been coming in every three days for $400 worth of hair dyeing a time over the last three months..... yeah... well the guy needs a rope.
10:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/4Fucg.jpg nsfw
11:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/6ANm1.jpg nsfw
11:00 <TheRiddler> sailor mercury
11:00 <milk> oh, oh really Marie? you notice that a lot of people go into that doorway and no one ever comes out as well....
12:00 <simba> sssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh milk...
14:00 <Mew> hes lost it
14:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/cU3My.jpg nsfw
14:00 <Mew> super mega junkie lost it
14:00 <TheRiddler> too much milk
14:00 <TheRiddler> :p
16:00 <milk> hmmm, maybe I can get a government contract to do fracking and install some oil rigs on the nearby nuclear bunker
18:00 <Doodle> @mp3 WAR - Lowrider.mp3 (2.95MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:13)
24:00 <TheRiddler> milk is like a mindless pieter
24:00 <TheRiddler> or a bot
25:00 <TheRiddler> bot makes more sense
45:00 <faux> a mindless pieter is pieter
45:00 <Doodle> lol
46:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10371705_10152489598912640_7402321603162251768_n.jpg
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Fez> Fkn mew
54:00 <Mew> what a bitch
54:00 <Fez> Ikr
54:00 <Fez> Mew is jap for bitch
55:00 <Mew> and spanish for slut
55:00 <Mew> french for yum
55:00 <TheRiddler> dominos have new pizzas
55:00 <Fez> Exactly
56:00 <Mew> i havent had dominos in years
56:00 <Mew> i miss those creme brulee things
57:00 <Mew> and lava cakes
57:00 <Fez> Theyre gone
58:00 <Mew> :*
58:00 <Mew> :(*
58:00 <Fez> Make some
59:00 <Mew> effort
59:00 <Fez> Ill cheer you on
03:00 <The_Baron> I remember once calling up dominoes and ordering 70 bucks of just sides
03:00 <The_Baron> no pizza
03:00 <The_Baron> chicken kickers and lava cake
03:00 <Mew> we used to do that too LOL
03:00 <Mew> just desserts
04:00 <Mew> everyone mega baked
04:00 <The_Baron> that's the one
04:00 <The_Baron> though dominoes pizza itself is rubbish
04:00 <Fez> F yea
04:00 <The_Baron> overpriced rubbish at that
04:00 <The_Baron> it's like a hot circle of garbage in fact
05:00 <Mew> it would always get to the point where someone goes "should we order.." "JUST DESSERTS!!!!"
06:00 <TheRiddler> not overpriced
06:00 <Fez> Now i want pizza
06:00 <TheRiddler> just not good
06:00 <The_Baron> you know what's good to do at times?
06:00 <TheRiddler> lol
06:00 <The_Baron> going into a pizza shop, ordering a delivery
07:00 <The_Baron> then getting a ride back home with ur pizza
07:00 <faux> im so fancaaayyy
07:00 <Fez> Eat 4L of icecream?
07:00 <TheRiddler> independent places usually have their pizza $15 min
07:00 <TheRiddler> like
07:00 <The_Baron> done that a few times, amazing how many times they say yes
07:00 <Mew> omg
07:00 <TheRiddler> ERM MAH GERD FANCAAYYY FEST
07:00 <Mew> ive never thought of that
07:00 <The_Baron> it's great
07:00 <The_Baron> when u only got enough money for a pizza or a cab and not both
08:00 <The_Baron> two birds, one stone
08:00 <Doodle> +r
08:00 <Mew> youre a thinking man
08:00 <The_Baron> nah just a miser
08:00 <The_Baron> I hate spending money if I can help it
09:00 <TheRiddler> I'm trying out their aussie all day breakfast
09:00 <faux> try this out 8===================D
09:00 <TheRiddler> which is apparently their old aussie pizza
10:00 <TheRiddler> ok
10:00 <faux> lol
10:00 <faux> :D
10:00 <faux> would you suck a dick for $20
10:00 <faux> srs question
10:00 <Doodle> $20 is $20
10:00 <The_Baron> you could go fuck yourself for $20
10:00 <faux> youd do it for a cheeseburger Doodle
10:00 <The_Baron> that's my stance
10:00 <TheRiddler> only if it wasn't attached to a guy lol
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <TheRiddler> :p
10:00 <faux> so a chick
10:00 <TheRiddler> probably
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <The_Baron> faux, what's ur price limit?
10:00 <The_Baron> are u a four standard drinks kinda gal?
11:00 <The_Baron> or does it take a bit more?
11:00 <TheRiddler> cheap $20 bj
11:00 <Fez> Faux drinks?
11:00 <faux> excuse me
11:00 <faux> im asking the questions here
12:00 <The_Baron> so am I
12:00 <The_Baron> :P
12:00 <faux> TheRiddler what about $1000 to suck a dude off
13:00 <The_Baron> why did I even ask really, I'm sure faux goes down faster than a fat kid on a slipper dip
13:00 <Fez> Breasts
13:00 <The_Baron> slippery*
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <faux> excuse me
13:00 <faux> rude
13:00 <mandyjane> lol
13:00 <mandyjane> hahaha
13:00 <Serenity> faux is like the virgin mary
13:00 <TheRon> faux goes down? :0
13:00 <mandyjane> poor fox
13:00 <faux> im a born again virgin
13:00 <faux> i used to suck a mean dick now the thought of it repulses me
13:00 <faux> id rather eat oysters and thats saying something
13:00 <Serenity> lol
14:00 <The_Baron> aparantly the hymen grows over after a year
14:00 <The_Baron> is that actually true?
14:00 <Serenity> yeah it doesnt
14:00 <faux> then i have like 5 hymens
14:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <TheRiddler> lol
14:00 <mandyjane> The_Baron after child birth too? if so, ask me again in a few months
14:00 <TheRiddler> can I be blindfolded ?
14:00 <TheRiddler> ok ordered pizza
14:00 <faux> are you preggers
15:00 <mandyjane> what
15:00 <mandyjane> no
15:00 <faux> no you have to look at the dick
15:00 <The_Baron> Serenity. well I got an answer, thanks
15:00 <TheRiddler> :(
15:00 <mandyjane> i meant,, in a couple months it;ll be a year since i got any
15:00 <Serenity> once that bad boy is gone its gone
15:00 <TheRiddler> probably not
15:00 <faux> then why mention child birth you weiro
15:00 <faux> weirdo lol
15:00 <Serenity> cause shes had a kid?
15:00 <Serenity> lol
15:00 <The_Baron> but it isn't actually gone though is it
15:00 <The_Baron> like, it aint like it comes off
15:00 <faux> yeah but it was in the same sentence
15:00 <mandyjane> coz i was wondering if the hymen grows back after having a kid come out cha cunt
15:00 <The_Baron> it just tears
15:00 <faux> was weird
15:00 <faux> OK
15:00 <mandyjane> got it naow
16:00 <mandyjane> aaaaah durrrrrrrr fox
16:00 <Serenity> well it shrinks down into nothing The_Baron it doesnt just hand around there
16:00 <Serenity> hang*
16:00 <faux> gizmodo.com/heres-how-a-macintosh-tutorial-taught-people-to-use-a-m-1583366354
16:00 <Serenity> we havent got flappy bits of hymen hanging around our knickers
16:00 <faux> this song is so catchy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w
16:00 <faux> hng
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Iggy Azalea - Fancy (Explicit) ft. Charli XCX (Date not found) 3:25 - Category: Music - 65,938,677 views - 436,847 likes (93.7%), 29,211 dislikes (6.3%)
16:00 <The_Baron> so it's like that lil bit of umbilical chord left on a baby then
16:00 <The_Baron> just shrivels away
16:00 <TheRiddler> just meat curtains
16:00 <Serenity> yeh kind of i guess lol
17:00 <The_Baron> hhmm googled hymens
17:00 <The_Baron> some women aparantly report it does grow back after a few years
17:00 <Serenity> do you feel gross now
17:00 <Mew> i dont know anything about hymens
17:00 <Mew> is that bad
17:00 <Serenity> i dont even remember mind breaking
18:00 <TheRon> i have no idea
18:00 <Serenity> im not sure i had one
18:00 <TheRiddler> sometimes there's a layer of skin attached to a penis
18:00 <TheRiddler> inb4 foreskin
18:00 <The_Baron> most girls pop em with a deoderant can, a finger, a tampon, etc
18:00 <Mew> riding a horse
18:00 <Serenity> LOL deoderant can
18:00 <Serenity> hnngg
18:00 <mandyjane> LOL guys
18:00 <The_Baron> well the lady deoderant cans aren't that thick
18:00 <The_Baron> at least it aint a lynx can
18:00 <The_Baron> I'd imagine that would cane for a first timer
18:00 <Serenity> i prefer a coke can
19:00 <mandyjane> thats what u use isnt it The_Baron
19:00 <Mew> impulse can ftw
19:00 <faux> serenity uses mortein
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <The_Baron> LOL
19:00 <mandyjane> LOL
19:00 <TheRiddler> skinny coke can
19:00 <Serenity> FAUX USES FIRE HYDRANTS
19:00 <Serenity> slag
19:00 <The_Baron> 3 litre coke bottle with sand in it for weight
19:00 <TheRon> i'm watching the footy show right, why do they feel the need to show tampons ads??
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <TheRiddler> the dogs go crazy :p
19:00 <The_Baron> and still can fit a finger in there
19:00 <The_Baron> :P
19:00 <Mew> ive had an impulse can before
19:00 <Mew> #yolo
19:00 <faux> http://venturebeat.com/2014/05/31/classcraft-role-playing-classroom/
19:00 <Serenity> i hated those 3 litre coke bottles
20:00 <Mew> it was heaps cold
20:00 <Serenity> i dropped one at work and it spun around spraying coke everywhere
20:00 <The_Baron> it would be
20:00 <Serenity> and then i had to clean it up
20:00 <mandyjane> dry hit no spit?
20:00 <The_Baron> compressed butane is pretty bloody cold
20:00 <Mew> i thought it would warm up though
20:00 <Student> The_Baron, Drum beating guy , how are you?
20:00 <Mew> but the more you move it it like shakes it around and makes it cold
21:00 <Serenity> jesus
21:00 <TheRiddler> frostbite vag
21:00 <The_Baron> I can safely say I never used an inanimate object to get off on
21:00 <The_Baron> unless u count one heavily passed out spouse
21:00 <The_Baron> :P
21:00 <Mew> pirate made me do the impulse can lol
21:00 <Mew> hes filthy
21:00 <Fez> Npt even a starfish?
21:00 <TheRiddler> same thing happens when you spray compressed air
21:00 <TheRiddler> the whole can goes freezing
22:00 <The_Baron> Student, oright thanks
22:00 <TheRon> breasts fez
22:00 <Fez> Boobies
22:00 <The_Baron> Mew, and how did pirate make u do it?
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <faux> a gun
22:00 <The_Baron> ^^
22:00 <Serenity> FUCK THIS NOW BITCH
22:00 <faux> lmao
23:00 <Mew> shhhhh
23:00 <Serenity> she wanted it bad
23:00 <Mew> he just made me okay
23:00 <Mew> i didnt want to
23:00 <The_Baron> hahaha just laughing about the mortein can again
23:00 <Fez> Pff
23:00 <TheRiddler> I have tried... a toothbrush... 
23:00 <Mew>  i didnt enjoy every minute if it
23:00 <Mew> i promise
23:00 <Serenity> faux forgot to mention she was on the other end of said mortein can
24:00 <The_Baron> the minute it came out is when she didn't enjoy it
24:00 <The_Baron> :P
24:00 <TheRon> who cleaned up?
24:00 <faux> yeah the spray end
24:00 <faux> cleaned the bugs out
24:00 <Serenity> got rid of the crab
24:00 <Serenity> s
24:00 <The_Baron> you'd need more than mortein for that
24:00 <The_Baron> I'd say a silkworm shower would be in order
24:00 <The_Baron> followed by a lye and iodine delousing
25:00 <Mew> i just imagined pieter spraying his slug and pineapples with mortein to get rid of all the bugs crawling on him
25:00 <Serenity> oh god stop
25:00 <TheRiddler> ew
25:00 <TheRiddler> stahp
25:00 <The_Baron> silkwood*
25:00 <Student> your imaginination is "yuck"
25:00 <TheRiddler> silkworms lol
25:00 <Mew> i know this Student
25:00 <TheRiddler> that'd be quite diffrent
26:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure someone out there has used bug spray to get rid of crabs
26:00 <Serenity> 'yuck'
26:00 <faux> imagingingingignination
26:00 <TheRon> st georeg win?
26:00 <Student> ta ta ya ya 
26:00 <Serenity> check out my pretty pussy
26:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/1956855_10152052657772331_8952257264616612372_o.jpg
26:00 <TheRiddler> toiletbrush
26:00 <The_Baron> it's a picture of ur cat isn't it?
26:00 <Serenity> it is
27:00 <TheRon> remember that show don't forget your toiletbrush??
27:00 <The_Baron> didn't even need to click it
27:00 <The_Baron> I already met my cat quoto today thanks to FB
27:00 <The_Baron> so yeah
27:00 <Mew> i like the way the sun catches the edges of your pussy
27:00 <Student> your pussy so hot 
27:00 <The_Baron> but my quota for oiled up boobs is limitless
27:00 <The_Baron> ;P
27:00 <Serenity> yeah but my cat is better than all cats
27:00 <Serenity> except my other cat
27:00 <The_Baron> said every cat owner ever
28:00 <Student> or a cat seller
28:00 <Serenity> if only the black cunt would let me take photos pf him
29:00 <Student> that biggggggggggggggggggg black cunt
29:00 <TheRon> http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2109/2240892425_22c3dbb962_m.jpg
29:00 <TheRiddler> http://motherless.com/055B507
29:00 <TheRiddler> watch if you dare
29:00 <TheRiddler> :p
31:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=y7Wux-S160-
32:00 <TheRiddler> also deodorrent can
32:00 <TheRon> people like the minge chapel?
36:00 <Mew> pretty sure thats an actual impulse can riddler LOL
36:00 <Fez> I like the minge
36:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
39:00 <Student> high society vulgar chick?
39:00 <TheRiddler> seems like the toilet brush is more fun :p
40:00 <Student> apperances are often deceptive 
40:00 <Serenity> wait
40:00 <Serenity> like
40:00 <Serenity> fuck a toilet brush?
41:00 <Fez> Brush end first aye
41:00 <Sponge> all new thrones
41:00 <Fez> Yup
41:00 <Fez> Ive got latest ep.
41:00 <Fez> Aint watched it yet
41:00 <TheRon> amazing how fucking a toilet brush leads to game of thrones
41:00 <Sponge> the first thing a chick fucks is usually her hair brush
42:00 <Sponge> it's commonly known
42:00 <Sponge> first vibrator her electricc toothbrush
42:00 <TheRon> housewiffe's delights?
42:00 <Fez> Breasts
44:00 <TheRon> balloons
44:00 <faux> im so fancaaaaaaaaaaaayyy
44:00 <faux> you alreadyy knooow
45:00 <TheRon> i said are you gonna be my girl
45:00 <Serenity> i have to say i have never fucked a hair brush
46:00 <Fez> U havent lived
48:00 <TheRiddler> that was the first link I posted
48:00 <TheRiddler> hai Roxy-Gurl
50:00 <TheRon> don't bring me down bruce
50:00 <hsvchick> wowzers, this placer has shrunk since I was last here!
50:00 <hsvchick> Does business ever pick up?!
51:00 <TheRon> for the better i think
51:00 <TheRiddler> shrunk like a penis in the cold
51:00 <TheRon> there's been a no dickhead policy
51:00 <faux> phew
52:00 <milk> In singapore, the national sport is shopping
52:00 <TheRon> rabbitohs will win it  38 nil
52:00 <TheRiddler> maybe 1 day austnet will become popular again
52:00 <milk> In australia, the national pasttime is politician vilification
53:00 <faux> i hope not
53:00 <hsvchick> Who owns this channel now?
53:00 <faux> TheRiddler does
53:00 <hsvchick> I think longie did last time I was here!
53:00 <TheRon> foxtel
53:00 <TheRiddler> I wish
53:00 <faux> shh
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> I mean yes
53:00 <faux> lmao
53:00 <hsvchick> tee hee
53:00 <faux> Serenity Serenity Serenity
53:00 <TheRiddler> sleep with me n I give you ops
53:00 <TheRiddler> :P
53:00 <hsvchick> You don't seem like a channel owner TheRiddler
53:00 <hsvchick> `info
53:00 <Serenity> faux faux faux
54:00 <faux> you should have said sleep with me and you dont become an op, thats a bigger list
54:00 <faux> check fb ok
54:00 <faux> i inboxed you something
54:00 <TheRiddler> lol
54:00 <Serenity> ok
54:00 <TheRon> i made some herb and cheese bread rolls
55:00 <TheRiddler> I'm hungry now thanks
55:00 <TheRon> my bad
55:00 <Fez> U were hungry b4
55:00 <hsvchick> Does romperstomper or mynameislenny ever come in here?
55:00 <TheRon> soup and spag bol tonight
56:00 <TheRon> geuine italian fare
56:00 <TheRon> i'd love some italian in me, those chicks are hot
57:00 <faux> in you
57:00 <faux> what
57:00 <TheRon> i don't know
57:00 <faux> lmao
57:00 <TheRon> you know what i mean
57:00 <TheRon> rabbits
00:00 <TheRon> the storm are 8th, seems wrong to me
02:00 <TheRon> my bread rolls are awesome
04:00 <TheRon> sorry feeding the family tonight
04:00 <FredFlinstone> damn
04:00 <TheRon> i don't think i wanna watch on the couch tonight
04:00 <FredFlinstone> then dont lol
05:00 <TheRon> all about sydney and geelong, we don't need that
05:00 <FredFlinstone> be even worse if the shit baggers beat you this friday
05:00 <FredFlinstone> is Robbo on that?
05:00 <TheRon> he's on 360
05:00 <FredFlinstone> oh 
05:00 <FredFlinstone> he is a dickwad
05:00 <TheRon> he's ok
06:00 <FredFlinstone> he talking shit in the paper today
06:00 <TheRon> more knowledgeable than some of the twats
06:00 <FredFlinstone> they are all fucin twats
06:00 <TheRon> yeah i don't read the sun
06:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmm
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lucky you
06:00 <FredFlinstone> anyway bbl
06:00 <TheRon> i'd read andrew volt and get all worked up
07:00 <TheRon> bolt
07:00 <FredFlinstone> yes he says the truth
09:00 <TheRon> watch league instead tonight
09:00 <BlackDevil> hey Mew
09:00 <BlackDevil> mate
10:00 <Mew> hey BlackDevil 
10:00 <Mew> crumpet muffin
10:00 <BlackDevil> when was that last time you sucked my dick?
10:00 <TheRon> whats he got that i don't?
10:00 <Mew> like 3 seconds ago
10:00 <BlackDevil> k
10:00 <Fez> A dick
10:00 <BlackDevil> this girl
11:00 <BlackDevil> has nice boobies
11:00 <TheRon> we saw
12:00 <BlackDevil> on game the thrones
12:00 <BlackDevil> black chick
12:00 <Mew> if i connect someone elses ipod to my computer and put all my music onto theirs will it wipe the whole thing?
12:00 <Mew> im sure i heard something about apple doing some weird thing like that but i cant remember what it wipes
13:00 <TheRon> are they fighting over xbox one and ps4?
13:00 <Fez> Shouldnt mew
13:00 <hsvchick> I did that, and it wiped the ipod.
13:00 <Mew> ahhh
13:00 <Mew> okay i think thats alright
14:00 <Mew> so long as it doesnt take all the stuff off my comp
14:00 <BlackDevil> send me a dick pick on you Mew
14:00 <Serenity> it will wipe their shit to put on whatever is on your itunes
14:00 <faux> not being able to understand this makes it funnier https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10341555_583243958452839_7117221562152764747_n.jpg
15:00 <BlackDevil> thats a baby pic
15:00 <Mew> this guy connected his iphone to my friends computer years ago and when she got a new iphone and connected it to her comp it ripped all the stuff from his phone onto her new phone for some reason
15:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna post a dick pic
15:00 <Mew> and there was a video of a porno that he did for some cash
15:00 <Mew> and he was a gay guy called "brodie" in the video LOL
16:00 <Student> ahh, brodie the "broad minded" 
16:00 <Mew> hahah faux
16:00 <Mew> he was quite broad minded yes
16:00 <TheRon> http://www.pm.gov.au/sites/default/files/your-pm/tony-abbott-official.jpg
16:00 <faux> i love leb memes
16:00 <faux> iahave no idea what they say
16:00 <TheRon> like my dick pic?
16:00 <faux> but they still crab me up
16:00 <Mew> kindly gently briefly doing some gay porn on the side
16:00 <faux> crap;.
16:00 <faux> omg
16:00 <faux> crack
16:00 <faux> my brain is broked
17:00 <faux> like this: http://blogbaladi.com/images/525297_347571688680150_1385658891_n-425x329.jpg
17:00 <faux> lol.
17:00 <Pyro-> ruhroh
18:00 <faux> http://i0.wp.com/lebanesememes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/15544831.jpg?fit=600%2C9999
18:00 <faux> lol.
18:00 <Mew> thats like
18:00 <faux> i actually understand that one
18:00 <faux> cos its written phonetically
18:00 <Mew> "when you eat tabouli" "and someone says something funny"
18:00 <Mew> PFF
18:00 <faux> it says 'i got home before the electricity cut out"
18:00 <faux> thirdworldproblemz
19:00 <faux> heheheheh http://memecrunch.com/meme/ZEA/lebanese-universities/image.png
19:00 <TheRon> http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/and-then-i-told-kony.jpg
20:00 <Mew> far out remember all the kony stuff
20:00 <Mew> and how worked up people were getting over it lmfao
20:00 <Serenity> did anything ever come of that
20:00 <Serenity> or was it all bs
20:00 <Mew> it really separated the wankers from the normal people on my facebook
20:00 <faux> llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol ok last one.
20:00 <faux> http://global3.memecdn.com/its-for-own-use-not-a-real-meme_o_185263.jpg
20:00 <faux> so gay
20:00 <Mew> i have no idea Serenity
20:00 <Mew> i cant even be bothered googling to find out lol
21:00 <Serenity> i know that a heap of people bought those poster packs
21:00 <Serenity> and put them everywhere here
21:00 <Serenity> i was like.. really..
21:00 <Mew> theres a lady over here that still has kony sticks all over her car
21:00 <Mew> stickers**
22:00 <Serenity> FOR ONLY $29.95 YOU TOO CAN RABBLE ON FACEBOOK AND HELP NO ONE
23:00 <faux> http://invisiblechildren.com/media/videos/program-mobilization/what-happened-to-kony-2012/
23:00 <faux> cbf watfching
23:00 <Mew> it almost makes me want to make a status about it so that all the people who got all uppity about it can be reminded that they are idiots
23:00 <Mew> cos everyones forgotten by now
23:00 <Mew> eh is it a video
23:00 <Mew> someone who has proper internet watch it pls LOL
24:00 <Serenity> didnt the guy who started the whole kony2012 thing get busted running around the streets naked and high
24:00 <faux> i hoe so
24:00 <faux> hope
24:00 <TheRon> yep
24:00 <Student> :)
25:00 <TheRon> he went jacking it in san diego
25:00 <faux> hehe https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10177349_674908369213417_3919924691403557856_n.png
25:00 <Mew> http://www.news.com.au/world/remember-kony-2012-well-its-2013-what-happened/story-fndir2ev-1226550575923
25:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhNneU5shTs
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stan Marsh "Jacking-it in San Diego" Music Video (Date not found) 1:48 - Category: Comedy - 1,220,773 views - 7,440 likes (98.1%), 147 dislikes (1.9%)
27:00 <Serenity> so they made a bunch of morons donate money so they could get rich
27:00 <Serenity> clever
27:00 <Mew> $31.94 million lmao
28:00 <Serenity> then run around the streets of san diego naked
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <Serenity> mauriceeeee
29:00 <mandyjane> fuck this k
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd watch you run around naked
29:00 <Maurice> Serenityyyyyyyyyyy
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> with a ninja turtle mask on
30:00 <TheRon> raphael?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure yeah he has attitude lol
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder when the new ninja turtle movie comes out
31:00 <Serenity> ive got the ferals theme song in my head
31:00 <TheRon> i got nickleback in mine
31:00 <faux> i just realised ive been clenching my teeeth for ages and now my jaw hurts
31:00 <faux> fffff
32:00 <TheRiddler> ew nickleback
32:00 <Serenity> my condolences
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> EW nickleback!!!!!!
32:00 <faux> never made it as a wise man couldnt cut it as a poor man stealinggggggg
32:00 <faux> or something
32:00 <TheRon> do you floss?
32:00 <faux> not as much as i should
32:00 <faux> but i brush 3 times a day
32:00 <TheRon> your teeth?
33:00 <faux> no my ass
33:00 <Serenity> her fur
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i floss my ass with shoe laces
34:00 <TheRon> ahh the minge
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> mingey!
35:00 <TheRon> and gary
36:00 <TheRiddler> mingey the minge and gary the dick
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <Adonis> i dun goofed
38:00 <Serenity> what now
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro you are lookin huge Adonis
38:00 <Adonis> the chick last night was engaged
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> saw that vid on fb lol
38:00 <Adonis> which vid?
39:00 <TheRon> you tripped and fell??
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> um, out drinking
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> u guys were doin some shit made me lol
39:00 <Adonis> oh doing the neknomination? that's old, I'm heaps bigger now
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
41:00 <TheRon> does a bowl of soup and then a bowl of spg bol work for everybody?
41:00 <TheRiddler> you making us dinner?
41:00 <TheRiddler> cool
41:00 <TheRon> feeding 5 adults two kids
41:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of soup
42:00 <TheRon> minestrone kind of
42:00 <Serenity> http://www.novafm.com.au/station/national/best-of-the-web/article/if-celebrities-actually-looked-like-fan-drawings
42:00 <Serenity> lololol
42:00 <TheRiddler> isn't that too much pasta n tomato
42:00 <TheRon> no pasta in the soup
43:00 <TheRiddler> tho I guess it suits a theme
43:00 <TheRon> fried off vegies and tomato with bacon and filled it with chicken stock
43:00 <BlackDevil> how do you poo Serenity?
44:00 <TheRon> genuine italian
44:00 <Serenity> with my asshole
44:00 <mandyjane> hmmm
44:00 <TheRiddler> yahoo answers has asked the question
44:00 <mandyjane> pick a number between 1 & 36 pls
44:00 <BlackDevil> do you wipe?
44:00 <TheRon> lucky number 7
44:00 <mandyjane> ok thanks
44:00 <TheRiddler> they have voted minestrone
44:00 <Serenity> no. I let the shit stains go on my undies
45:00 <TheRiddler> 7
45:00 <BlackDevil> epic, my favorite
45:00 <TheRon> oh shit i haven't add much salt
46:00 <TheRon> figure bacon and the stock would be enough
46:00 <Adonis> well that's the only video I see on fb 
47:00 <Adonis> if it's the video of where I'm absolutely fucked up, probably one of the worst nights of my life
47:00 <TheRiddler> lmao mel gibson
47:00 <mandyjane> hi Adonis
47:00 <Adonis> it's the night I met my ex fiance
47:00 <Adonis> ohai mandyjane 
47:00 <mandyjane> hows it
47:00 <Serenity> she give that ring back yet
49:00 <Mew> Adonis you naughty nigel
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> that doco Utopia about aboriginies is so damn bias
59:00 <Adonis> it's a little to the left atm
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> this guy walks around on australia day 2012, must've asked a hundred people how they feel about how the aboriginies feel about that day, and he shows around 4 people that he asked, all negative or uninformed, and this is supposed to be a fair take on a situation.
04:00 <Fez> Happy days are yours and mine
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> u neked makes me happy <3
05:00 <Fez> Hot
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
06:00 <Student> :)
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1512552_10152593681350934_7447674235325355482_n.jpg death for all
12:00 <Fez> I wont die
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/1794784_629107150457689_1693856071_n.jpg
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
25:00 <SexParlour> fgts
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> poof
30:00 <Doodle> homo
30:00 <Mew> fudge packer
30:00 <Doodle> ass bandit
31:00 <Mew> batty boi
31:00 <Doodle> uphill gardener
31:00 <Pyro-> dragons gonna lose
31:00 <Sponge> how about thtatt all new thrones??
31:00 <Sponge> crazy
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew got eggs
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> ?
31:00 <Mew> i have 1
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> scrambled?
32:00 <Mew> thanks for reminding me i can tell ben to get some on his way home
32:00 <Fez> Dragons are faggots
32:00 <Doodle> and some eggs
32:00 <Mew> LOL
32:00 <Doodle> :P
32:00 <SexParlour> cronulla riots
32:00 <Mew> so fast
32:00 <SexParlour> god that was a memorable moment in australian history those riots
32:00 <Doodle> i'm a busy man
32:00 <SexParlour> ship all of u fucking black cunts back to where u came from
32:00 <Doodle> YEAH
33:00 <Fez> Go the bunnies
33:00 <SexParlour> go the bums
33:00 <mandyjane> HAHAHA SUCKED IN RUBY
33:00 <Fez> Mean mother
34:00 <mandyjane> hurt herself while trying to hurt me
34:00 <mandyjane> God punished you
34:00 <Fez> Lol
34:00 <mandyjane> sucked in
34:00 <SexParlour> mandyjane
34:00 <SexParlour> stfu
34:00 <SexParlour> u fat slut
35:00 <mandyjane> hey, nothing stopping you putting me on ignore if you're so immature that my online presence affects you so dramatically that you feel the need to throw around false accusations pertaining to my personal and intimate sexual activities and partners
35:00 <Doodle> crikey
35:00 <mandyjane> :)
35:00 <Doodle> all 500 of them?
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> did u ggogle that comeback mandyjane??
35:00 <SexParlour> mandyjane u are a fat slut
35:00 <mandyjane> Doodle, i got lucky on weekend. its 501
35:00 <Doodle> nice 1
35:00 <mandyjane> nah omfgbbqhax
35:00 <Fez> Fark
35:00 <Doodle> like the levis
36:00 <Fez> Sluts always get lucku
36:00 <SexParlour> sluts are dirty oxygen thieves
36:00 <mandyjane> as compared to you?
36:00 <Doodle> eh get it while you can
36:00 <Doodle> one day you'll be old
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like boobies
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am old
36:00 <Doodle> older
36:00 <mandyjane> nah i havent had sex in months :o
36:00 <Student> Fez , the racist
37:00 <SexParlour> r u too slutty to get a root mandy
37:00 <mandyjane> its upsetting.
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have not had sex in ummm 2 weeks
37:00 <Fez> Are u black student?
37:00 <SexParlour> or too much of a tart
37:00 <mandyjane> hopefully my friend flies back on friday.
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> cause i told the ex to get fucked
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
37:00 <SexParlour> what r u gonna suck his cock
37:00 <mandyjane> not before he eats my minge
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <Doodle> oh dear
37:00 <Student> Fez no, i am not black 
37:00 <Fez> Minge
37:00 <mandyjane> he owes me from a football bet we had ;)
37:00 <SexParlour> he might catch a disaese from your moot
37:00 <Fez> Well ihate u too student
37:00 <mandyjane> ah, thats a negative Serenity
38:00 <SexParlour> student your a stupid gook
38:00 <mandyjane> SexParlour* sorry Serenity
38:00 <SexParlour> mandy
38:00 <Student> ha ha 
38:00 <SexParlour> do u go to gangbangs
38:00 <SexParlour> do u go sex parties
38:00 <mandyjane> i run a website which organises gang bangs
38:00 <SexParlour> let 5 guys cum on u
38:00 <mandyjane> and key parties
38:00 <mandyjane> would you like me to send you the link?
38:00 <Doodle> i thought i recognised you
38:00 <Fez> Y not
38:00 <SexParlour> bust a nut
38:00 <SexParlour> mandy 
38:00 <SexParlour> do u have a hairy moot
39:00 <mandyjane> www.youareafuckwityououghtofindanotherhobbyhowaboutgangbangs.com
39:00 <SexParlour> or shaven
39:00 <mandyjane> lol Doodle!!
39:00 <SexParlour> you cum guzzling slut
40:00 <mandyjane> u mad bro?
40:00 <Doodle> i am not
40:00 <Doodle> oh
40:00 <Doodle> nm
40:00 <SexParlour> discharges.org
40:00 <SexParlour> golden brown 
40:00 <Doodle> looool
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Stranglers - Golden Brown.mp3 (3.14MB 128kbps Stereo 3:26)
40:00 <SexParlour> lulz
40:00 <mandyjane> chunkybitsinmyknickers.net
40:00 <SexParlour> lol wtf
40:00 <Fez> Oh yum
40:00 <Fez> Lol
41:00 <Doodle> well i was hungry til about 15 secs ago
41:00 <mandyjane> lol its been a pleasure chatting with you SexParlour.. or should i say, being victim to your abusive ways due to your sexual frustration.. but i have to do the dinner bath bed/kid thing
41:00 <mandyjane> later, hater
43:00 <Mew> mmmm bath
43:00 <Mew> hardly any of the houses over here have baths for some reason
43:00 <Doodle> my bath is made for midgets
43:00 <Mew> or if they do its like some kind of mega orgasmic spa bath
43:00 <Doodle> i dont fit in it properly
43:00 <Mew> ill make you fit
44:00 <Fez>  Then mew came along
44:00 <Pyro-> i have a bath
44:00 <Pyro-> but i can only fit half of myself in at a time
44:00 <Doodle> yeh same
44:00 <Mew> you guys arent even trying
44:00 <Mew> use butter
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <Doodle> its not that
44:00 <Doodle> i'm too tall
44:00 <Pyro-> either lie down with legs on the wall.. or to get my legs wet i gotta sit up out of the water :(
44:00 <Student> Doodle are you sure it is a bath not rat's hole?
44:00 <Pyro-> yeah thats my problem
44:00 <Doodle> and yeah the bath isnt deep enough
44:00 <Pyro-> too fkn tall!!
44:00 <Fez> Your a problem
45:00 <mandyjane> yeah i cant have my tits and knees in the bath water at same time
45:00 <mandyjane> im 5ft 9
45:00 <Pyro-> fuck you fez you fuckin fucka
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Doodle> my tits fit
45:00 <Doodle> not my legs tho
45:00 <Pyro-> need a 2m bathtub for me to fit
45:00 <Doodle> how ace would that be
46:00 <Pyro-> be like a lap pool for dwarves
46:00 <Doodle> haha
46:00 <Student> simple solution, do not use a bath tub 
46:00 <Doodle> yeah i dont use it much at all
47:00 <Mew> can i have it
47:00 <Doodle> sure
47:00 <Doodle> and the bath?
47:00 <Mew> thx
47:00 <Mew> LOL
47:00 <Mew> f u
47:00 <Doodle> zinggg
47:00 <Student> :)
47:00 <Mew> but if thats how you'd like your payment
47:00 <Mew> it wouldnt be the first time..
47:00 <Doodle> well
47:00 <Doodle> its not free
47:00 <Mew> im pickin up what ur puttin down
48:00 <Doodle> ^_^
48:00 <Student> one should be paid for removing the garbage from your home 
48:00 <Doodle> also the landlord might get pissed
48:00 <Doodle> you might have to do him too
49:00 <Student> well she can do the landlord and skip you 
49:00 <Doodle> thats not part of the deal
49:00 <Student> necessity is the mother of invention
49:00 <Fez> I heard the bunnies are gunna win
49:00 <Mew> its all sweetness and light so long as Pirate gets to watch
49:00 <Mew> and wank
49:00 <Mew> in the corner
49:00 <Doodle> wait
49:00 <Doodle> no
49:00 <Mew> with a creepy smile
49:00 <Doodle> not in the corner
50:00 <Student> oh cool, you can hear. Thank god you are not impaired
50:00 <Doodle> and he needs to wear his footy shorts
50:00 <Mew> in the middle of the room in footy shorts?
50:00 <Doodle> so we can see
50:00 <Mew> like a cum fountain
50:00 <Mew> LOL
50:00 <Doodle> oh dear
50:00 <Doodle> lol
50:00 <milk> well I'm on the DSP and pretty much a career mental patient with no hope of employment, I see doctors quite often and I would pay $7.50 a visit simply because it would make me a living creature and not a possession of the medical fraternity
50:00 <Doodle> oh bonerkill thanks milk
50:00 <Mew> he got it in BOTH my eyes yesterday
50:00 <Mew> stiiiiiiiiinging in the rain
50:00 <Doodle> good man
51:00 <Doodle> you shouldnt be looking at it so closely
51:00 <Mew> it actually stings so bad though
51:00 <Doodle> yeah um
51:00 <Doodle> i know
51:00 <Student> you know? ha ha 
51:00 <Mew> why do you still do it then
51:00 <Mew> cruel
51:00 <Doodle> do what
51:00 <Mew> cum in eyeballs
52:00 <Doodle> i dont on purpose
52:00 <Mew> pffffffffffffffffffff
52:00 <Doodle> i've gotten myself in the eye
52:00 <Doodle> its not much fun
52:00 <Mew> LMFAO
52:00 <Mew> maybe you shouldnt have been looking at it so closely
52:00 <Student> :)
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <Doodle> f u
53:00 <Student> or may be you need more hand control 
53:00 <Doodle> or maybe you need to stfu
53:00 <Student> ha ha 
54:00 <Mew> ive got it in my eyes before but yesterday was especially bad cos we were watching porn and he just jumped up infront of me and goes "OPEN WIDE" and when i realised my eyes were like O_O and i copped a jet in both of them before i had a chance to shut them
54:00 <Doodle> rofl
54:00 <Doodle> he's so romantic
54:00 <Mew> it wasnt like seductive half closed eyes
54:00 <Mew> they were wiiiide open
55:00 <Doodle> then they were glued shut
55:00 <Adonis> Mew: who is the naughty nigel?
55:00 <Doodle> also food time bblzzzz
55:00 <Mew> ...you are
55:00 <Mew> LOL
55:00 <Kynetic> i gotta try that mew
56:00 <Student> brian charles lara?
58:00 <Maurice> I would have castrated him
58:00 <Kynetic> lol
58:00 <Kynetic> sif
58:00 <Kynetic> you wouldve swallowed like a good girl
58:00 <Student> already swalloed thrice
59:00 <Mew> lmfao
00:00 <Mew> he thought it was hilarious afterwards because i was like "BEN GET ME SOME TISSUES ASAP PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE"
00:00 <Mew> and while i was talking it was dripping into my mouth
01:00 <Student> did you ever care to think how dirty are you?
01:00 <Mew> i know how dirty i am
01:00 <Mew> you need to deal with it 
02:00 <milk> here it is, you how we call it Norge and you call it No!Way!, well we have officially renamed this country doctorland in our country
05:00 <Maurice> I would not have swallowed, I don't do that kind of thing
06:00 <milk> we are going to teach our children that when you hurt the emotions of someone from the ruling caste in doctorland, they throw a temper tantrum and start chopping people up
07:00 <Student> when did that happen recently?
07:00 <milk> we like to make considered decisions, this has been considered for 37 years at least
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmm
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i asked for a payrise and the big boss just rang me
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> extra $5 an hour
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> woot
08:00 <Student> you were expecting less? 
08:00 <omfgbbqhax> not for my qualifications
08:00 <hsvchick> wow $5 extra an hour is heaps if you're full time
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i was on retail
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> now i am on warehouse/contractor
11:00 <Student> z-lined , wow
11:00 <Student> another medaline 
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> its been happening alot
12:00 <hsvchick> What did he do wrong?
12:00 <milk> well you can try to overrule me, but basically you know how you couldnt give fuck what we call "Norway", well, we really couldnt give fuck what you call you country either
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like robocop
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> hsvchick are u hot?
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> or just another fat holden chick?
12:00 <hsvchick> omfgbbqhax: I'm okay I suppose
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> just ok?
13:00 <hsvchick> I'm not fat no.
13:00 <hsvchick> Are you fat?
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes i am
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> well i am single
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> and drink alot of beer
13:00 <milk> yes, I understand the punishment for influencing the emotions of a ruling caste in doctorland is vivesection, but seriously....
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have no one to impress
13:00 <hsvchick> Well then you have no business discriminating against fat chicks
13:00 <hsvchick> But no
13:00 <hsvchick> I am not fat.
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> but are u hot
13:00 <Student> why are you not fat hsvchick?
14:00 <hsvchick> Student: because I don't over eat
14:00 <hsvchick> omfgbbqhax: I told you, I'm okay, as in normal. But probably better than you.
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> do u have boobs?
14:00 <hsvchick> lul
14:00 <hsvchick> Yes,
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> petite?
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> or huge ones
15:00 <hsvchick> mmmm no I'm too tall to be classed as petite
15:00 <hsvchick> yes
15:00 <hsvchick> They are big
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am 202cm
15:00 <hsvchick> D
15:00 <Mew> hsvchick take a handbra pic for the #melbourne handbra collage
15:00 <hsvchick> Oh wow
15:00 <Mew> it'll make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside
15:00 <Student> the way you are going omfgbbqhax, i think you might stay single for a long time
15:00 <hsvchick> I'm 5'7
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew take a nipple pic
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> i can stay single for the rest of my life
15:00 <Mew> omfgbbqhax take a cock pic
15:00 <hsvchick> Mew, thanks. But no thanks. lol.
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> if u have been through what i have then u would understand
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a kid
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats enough
16:00 <hsvchick> I'll do a boob shot
16:00 <hsvchick> if you do a dick pic omfgbbqhax
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have wonderful bumboob
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
16:00 <Mew> yes! omg
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a small cock
16:00 <Mew> you legend hsvchick 
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont care
16:00 <hsvchick> omfgbbqhax. that's okay!
16:00 <robot> smaller than Mews?
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i have genital warts
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> so all good
17:00 <hsvchick> So go get your camera out
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
17:00 <hsvchick> go into the bathroom or wherever
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> or bed
17:00 <hsvchick> and talk to me when you have the photo taken
17:00 <hsvchick> okay?
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> as i am in it
17:00 <Student> bathroom lol 
17:00 <Mew> my cock is so small its like a tiny clit
17:00 <Maurice> For a minute there it look like Mr Maker was rolling a massive foil
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> clit penis
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmm
17:00 <milk> correct, we are practicing containment policy on you
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> i think i have cock pics on my phoner
17:00 <robot> bs mew show me
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> hang on
18:00 <Mew> mr maker has gotta be on some serious drugs
18:00 <hsvchick> Mew I think we are going to have a trade here with omfgbbqhax.
18:00 <hsvchick> eeeeeeee
18:00 <Student> robot the pic whore 
18:00 <Maurice> He's that liker biker dude in that other show
18:00 <Mew> i hope so
18:00 <Maurice> About the shrinking grandpa
18:00 <Mew> i already did my handbra pic
18:00 <Student> i am not seeing any "trade" in this situation 
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> <hsvchick> if you do a dick pic omfgbbqhax
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> do a dick pic
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> so she does a whole boob pic including nipple
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> do u want a fun affect on the pic?
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> j i will
19:00 <milk> within about 15 years so, we project that the USA will no longer be capable of self defence
19:00 <Maurice> I saw robots dick pic once, he ruined me for all other men
19:00 <hsvchick> omfgbbqhax, just take the photo plz.
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> erest or normal?
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> rect
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> erect
19:00 <Mew> stop beating around the bush and upload the pic omfgbbqhax 
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck
19:00 <Mew> erect
19:00 <hsvchick> Erect
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok hang on
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> finding porn
20:00 <Mew> erection
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> j i will check out the pic bro
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> or melb pic of bopobies
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> boobies
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> u just got my asshole stiff ;)
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> can i take work top off
20:00 <Mew> i dont have the melb boobies link
20:00 <Mew> Serenity might
20:00 <hsvchick> errrrrm
20:00 <hsvchick> what does this mean?
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> so people domnt know where i work
20:00 <hsvchick> [Element FINGER]
20:00 <hsvchick> Is he fingering me?
20:00 <Mew> lmfao
20:00 <milk> basically? it's ridicluously implausible that a bunch of egyptologist cannibals came up with The Advantage, so we are just going destroy the USA
20:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok hang on
21:00 <Mew> Element is just some sad obsessed dude from another channel who watches #melbourne all day but doesnt say anything
21:00 <Mew> he was getting upset earlier when i was talking about getting cum in my eyes
21:00 <robot> like me
21:00 <Mew> this talk about boobies and cocks will really be affecting him
21:00 <Mew> like robot
22:00 <robot> mew secretly likes dicks
22:00 <Mew> hes getting ready to do a gay channel flood lmfao
22:00 <Maurice> It's not secret
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> robot is back!
22:00 <Maurice> Shes a cock whore
23:00 <robot> for now PandasDontDrive
23:00 <Mew> LoAdInG Up mE BoTz
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi
23:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am soft
24:00 <hsvchick> Make it hard softy.
24:00 <milk> when you can put yah balls back on call me, until then you're a flock of little fluffy white dogs
24:00 <Mew> someone find the #melbourne boobies link for omfgbbqhax 
24:00 <Mew> Element probably has it but that would be helpful so he wont link it
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew i have the pic
24:00 <Mew> oh
24:00 <robot> i want to see it too
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> but handbra is gay
24:00 <Mew> show robot
25:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. less hands, more boobs
25:00 <milk> no offence, but little fluffy white dogs probably want their balls back too
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> fuck
25:00 <robot> whos boobs r in it
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> a flock of little fluffy white dogs..
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> a pack
26:00 <Mew> Serenitys, DemonsRuns, Liindas and mine
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> handbra is so gay hey J
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> i did it
26:00 <robot> oh
26:00 <robot> show me
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> but tinypic links me to my other pics
26:00 <Mew> omfgbbqhax show robot
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's like cupping your asshole to show ur butt cheeks
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> the asshole is an important thing to stare it ;)
27:00 <Mew> thats only cos its through your connection omfgbbqhax 
27:00 <Mew> it doesnt show everyone
27:00 <milk> well I know this is going be emotionally unconcionable, but I really couldnt give a shit what people think of doctors
27:00 <hsvchick> omfgbbqhax is chickening out
27:00 <Maurice> Who is he talking to
27:00 <hsvchick> you get nothing now buddy
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
27:00 <hsvchick> teehee
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok fine
28:00 <milk> I understand that I am the primary influence on public  perception of the medical fraternity here, by use of myself as a pet, but this kind of thing is well worn and well know. the destroyer cometh
28:00 <beehhh> ihave died everyday waiting for you
28:00 <hsvchick> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2gt29a0&s=8#.U4w1cJXNvrc
28:00 <hsvchick> thats what he sent me
28:00 <Student> do you actually interact with others milk?
28:00 <hsvchick> teehee
28:00 <beehhh> 11 years in straya now 7years out of straya
29:00 <Mew> omfgbbqhax can you pm me the handbra link
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> i downloaded it
29:00 <Kynetic> where are all the handbras
29:00 <beehhh> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
29:00 <Mew> http://imgur.com
29:00 <Mew> upload it
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will have to get tablet
29:00 <hsvchick> Alright I suppose I better hold up my end of the bargain
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking hell
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> are u googlkin pics?
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> googlin
30:00 <milk> Student, yes sometimes, most of the time I just slaughter shit monkies, but occasionally I meet someone worth a conversation
30:00 <Mew> ill try find it omfgbbqhax 
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> my cock will prob be all over the net now
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh well
31:00 <Maurice> It's ok, omfgbbqhax, my dick is all over the net
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> did you take one j?
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah j
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
31:00 <Kynetic> my vagina is everywhere on the internet
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha ^5 nice bro
31:00 <hsvchick> omfgbbqhax, http://i60.tinypic.com/jz6rlz.jpg
31:00 <hsvchick> Here you go
31:00 <Maurice> Its pasted above
31:00 <Student> and she says she is not fat?
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> i see no nipple
31:00 <robot> my dick used 2 double for ron jeremys when he needed a break
31:00 <milk> seriously what would you think of a group of people having a competition which involves killing each other in order to be the owner of you as a pet? I mean, personally, I would have to look at it pragmatically...
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> eh im downloading porn
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> girl on girl, dunno y
32:00 <hsvchick> omfgbbqhax I enevr said nipple, PandasDontDrive did
32:00 <hsvchick> hehee
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> sif i send a cock pic and get that shit
32:00 <Mew> holy crAP
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was a direct order!!
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> gay
32:00 <Mew> boobies
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh hsvchick its u!
32:00 <Kynetic> id touch hsvchick's boobs
32:00 <hsvchick> omfgbbqhax you are an ungreatful little cuss huh?
32:00 <Mew> same
32:00 <Kynetic> just sayin.
32:00 <fawks> I wouldnt
32:00 <fawks> Vom
32:00 <Kynetic> id touch your boobs fawks
33:00 <hsvchick> Let's see yours then fawks
33:00 <Kynetic> theyre pretty hot
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok can i go back to my movie?
33:00 <Maurice> I've seen more than fawks boobs
33:00 <Mew> i used to have a monroe piercing
33:00 <fawks> Lmao
33:00 <Maurice> I've seen her toes
33:00 <milk> I mean all the assumption of intimdation and fear you are supposing you cause me? Really? A monkey family that will never get off the junk acting like they are better me? no skin off my nose, enjoy oblivion
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have a nipple ring
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> hot
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to get more ink
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> im dying for that feeling
34:00 <robot> i've seen Maurice's undies
34:00 <beehhh> tamil tiger sets himself on alite for what
34:00 <Maurice> Yeah on his bedroom floor ;)
34:00 <beehhh> weak cunts
34:00 <Kynetic> pfft
34:00 <fawks> Just stab yourself in the arm
34:00 <fawks> With a fork
34:00 <Kynetic> is that all
34:00 <robot> in fact i have a pair up on a shrine in the shrine room
34:00 <Kynetic> ive sniffed em
34:00 <Kynetic> after i got em off robots floor
34:00 <fawks> Ive seen Maurice's Boob
34:00 <fawks> Dassit
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> oi j
34:00 <omfgbbqhax> this is my best pic
34:00 <fawks> I don't even know if she has 2
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://i57.tinypic.com/2zjgmfa.jpg
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> yo
35:00 <Maurice> I don't
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
35:00 <beehhh> http://i.imgur.com/KfMme.jpg
35:00 <Maurice> I walk lopsided
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5 yeah bro thats a sweet pic <3 it man :D
35:00 <robot> here is a list of people who's boobs i would probably look at for longer than 2 minutes: all ladies
35:00 <milk> well, we built the internet and you took the credit for it. so if your going to use it against me, I hope you know how it works
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol robot
36:00 <milk> whata dumb shit
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> j get link?
36:00 <milk> anything other than an immeadiate smart arse refute will do
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah bro
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
36:00 <fawks> Your daughter is cute
36:00 <Bastardly_One> hax, I pictured you different than that
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> thanks
36:00 <beehhh> coffee helps dementia
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> why b1?
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi
36:00 <beehhh> mocca ice
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but cool
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> because i am normal
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> ??
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i only have pic of me in clothes lol 
37:00 <robot> rite
37:00 <robot> who wants to have a nude off
38:00 <robot> Kynetic?
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> i did my cock pic
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats enough
38:00 <robot> i'm not game to post a photo of my penis
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> without inspiration
38:00 <robot> it's not very big
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> its only cock
38:00 <Bastardly_One> this fucking song has been in my head for 3 days
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> who cares
38:00 <Bastardly_One> must of been on a radio I passed
38:00 <Kynetic> im always nude
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> kynetic me 2
39:00 <Kynetic> the manager at woolies hates me
39:00 <milk> classic!
39:00 <robot> always tellin u to put on the work uniform n not run around naked?
39:00 <robot> what a hoe that's discrimination
39:00 <beehhh> It was no match there agaisnt all the deterstation, hatred and abhorrence
40:00 <beehhh> *detestation
40:00 <fawks> Rofl kynetic you just made me choke on a grape ty
40:00 <milk> it's taken nearly 37 1/2 years for the WA Health Department to figure out they aint going scare me into handing over displacer designs, I'm just going to use the device to stuff their sexual organs into their anvil....
40:00 <robot> alright since there's a distinct lack of tits in this channel i'm going to shoot some zombies
40:00 <Kynetic> anytime faux
40:00 <fawks> WHO IS MILK AND WHY IS IT STILL TALKING 
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> omfgbbqhax http://i58.tinypic.com/smrr0y.jpg
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
40:00 <Mew> NO ROBOT
40:00 <Mew> IM SO CLOSE
40:00 <fawks> better yet who is it talking to
40:00 <Mew> stay
40:00 <Mew> 2 mins
40:00 <Mew> ill find it
40:00 <Maurice> Theres lots of tits in here, robot
40:00 <Maurice> They're just not showing you
40:00 <Kynetic> need more tits in my face
41:00 <robot> oh mew, yeah mew.  come mew.
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> j u look like a fag
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> take a cock pic
41:00 <fawks> Who's the Asian on the couch 
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> i did
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz im am a fag
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah im too scared to do that
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> Maurice take a cock pic
41:00 <beehhh> robot & Mew
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> no one knows me j
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol yeah
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> sif not hare
41:00 <omfgbbqhax> share
41:00 <Maurice> I.. can't take a cock pic
42:00 <robot> she doens't have a camera
42:00 <fawks> Lmao
42:00 <Student> PandasDontDrive you are so "oil" sufficient 
42:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont care what people think of me
42:00 <fawks> LOL
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
42:00 <milk> really, you people have no sense of humour
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> my head is turning into a Conehead
42:00 <fawks> I think we found someone balder than picard
42:00 <Mew> http://imgur.com/QgA6UAO
42:00 <Maurice> (16:42:07) (Maurice): I.. can't take a cock pic
42:00 <Maurice> (16:42:14) (robot): she doens't have a camera
42:00 <Maurice> Lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm wonder whats for dinner
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was freshly shaved fox
42:00 <robot> oh ok
42:00 <milk> you cant see how funny it is that pirate cannibals dick waggle at us and we do that
43:00 <robot> tits!
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew thanks for saving me the hassle
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> now i can take an erest pic
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
43:00 <fawks> erest
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> erect
43:00 <Student> by a big margine, Mew have the biggest ones
43:00 <beehhh> http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4m6hoxDf91qb24zjo1_400.jpg
43:00 <fawks> yoire under erest
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> even
43:00 <fawks> margine
44:00 <robot> well
44:00 <robot> i am now satisfied with my tit dose
44:00 <robot> thankyou mew
44:00 <fawks> 4 pairs stat
44:00 <Mew> das k
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> ereste!
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> mew did u see pm
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh shit AT is on
45:00 <Mew> no
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and i missed the first half noooooo they was solvin a crime puzzles
45:00 <Mew> oh its penis
45:00 <Mew> thats not the boobies pic
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> brb
45:00 <omfgbbqhax> smoko
46:00 <robot> i regret to announce, this is the end.  i'm going now.  and i don't expect i shall return.  in fact, i mean not to.
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol this dudes gamer taked j, is AbusedHippo
46:00 <robot> actually that's just a lotr quote i'll prolly be back after gamin
46:00 <Mew> oh thank god
46:00 <beehhh> come ere dexter
46:00 <robot> god damn mew you boobs are sizeable
46:00 <Student> i do get fawks's toes picture
46:00 <milk> pretty much every other country on the planet think its funny that in the doctorland, the pirate nation, where people believe their stomach is an anvil, there is the elf running around stuffing their genitals down their throat
47:00 <beehhh> those are pic of my breast
47:00 <milk> I cant see why you dont think its funny
48:00 <Maurice> Hang on
48:00 <Maurice> How come only Mew got the dick pic in PM
48:00 <Maurice> Thats so racist
48:00 <Maurice> It's because I'm black, isn't it
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i got it
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
49:00 <beehhh> usa relesing all its detaining due to a cost saving budget
49:00 <milk> thats the beauty of technology really, you can make something time consuming and difficult, like making pirates eat their own genitals, very quick and easy
49:00 <beehhh> detainee
49:00 <Mew> 42
50:00 <Maurice> I only saw the one that hsvchick pasted
50:00 <Student> no it is not because you are black, it is because you are fat and fell from the balcony with a fat boy friend
50:00 <Maurice> Oh thats right
50:00 <Maurice> I forgot I did that
50:00 <beehhh> where can I stay in perth
51:00 <Maurice> Nowhere
51:00 <Maurice> You're not welcome here
51:00 <Student> green belt?
51:00 <beehhh> yes too expensive
51:00 <beehhh> n alot of lazy obese people
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I logged in h?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm hi
52:00 <Bastardly_One> *huh?
52:00 <Student> very funny 
53:00 <beehhh> out of luck might become furtune of the lifetime for some
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmm mozza wrapped around proscuto
54:00 <beehhh> the privilidge is that you're still be able to think back and get lost in time of those memories and there were no explanation could alter such momentum
55:00 <beehhh> thats all i've got till now
55:00 <robot> bahahah
55:00 <robot> just played a game of l4d2 and this whinger kept going on about how i shot him accidentally
55:00 <robot> so i ignited a can of fuel in the safehouse and quit
56:00 <robot> le troll strikes again
56:00 <dematerialised> Saemon why are you evading a Z-Line
56:00 <Saemon> excuse me?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol robot
56:00 <Bastardly_One> what game?
56:00 <robot> left 4 dead 2
57:00 <Saemon> and who, are you, the proud lord said, that i must bow sooooo low
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... I've a PS3
57:00 <Bastardly_One> so aint got that 
57:00 <Saemon> omg game of thrones tonight
57:00 <Saemon> the mountain vs oberon
57:00 <Saemon> cant wait
57:00 <Saemon> wow johninja is back
58:00 <beehhh> wish i had not done what you were not suppose to be done
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok back
59:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk Saemon
59:00 <Serenity> why did you get zlined
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> sezz u missed out
59:00 <Serenity> on what
59:00 <beehhh> i know there's a huge communication barrier btw me & australia thus i never studied in an english medium skool was quite difficult to express myself and appropriate requirements
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> everyone was talking cock so i took a cock pic
00:00 <Serenity> mehh
00:00 <Serenity> thats not boobs
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> and got gay ass pics in return
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> hsvchick did one
00:00 <beehhh> sometimes you feel quite isolated but nevertheless that make you unqiue from others
00:00 <Saemon> i have no idea why i got z-lined
00:00 <milk> c'mon, lets strike a sea shanty to get us in the mood
00:00 <Saemon> it just happened when i joined #cats
00:00 <milk> up
01:00 <beehhh> lost in irc
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=2gt29a0&s=8#.U4w1cJXNvrc
01:00 <Saemon> logged on fine, and the moment i clicked into #cats
01:00 <Saemon> got z-lined
01:00 <Serenity> unlucky
01:00 <Saemon> reconnected again fine, rejoined cats, boom z-lined
01:00 <Saemon> and now, reconnected, i havent join cats, and im fine
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> cats
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
02:00 <beehhh> might have to follow the path of gentle giant
02:00 <beehhh> i used to hang around those streets in collingwood
02:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCvULMRUq8&feature=kp
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: swedish made penis enlarger (austin powers) (Nov 10, 2007) 1:28 - Category: Comedy - 337,034 views - 748 likes (97.4%), 20 dislikes (2.6%)
02:00 <beehhh> goodbye irc is sickening
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
02:00 <Student> :)
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> too much cock i think
03:00 <Bastardly_One> only you would willingly hang in cats
04:00 <milk> http://au.penishealth.net/
04:00 <milk> see, this why the internet was invented
05:00 <Student> :)
05:00 <Student> love making is an important part of human life
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha this porn
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> its so lame
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> and this chick gets on all fours and fanny farts twice lmaoz
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man porn sux
08:00 <Fez> Pawn stars are ok in my book
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> write it up chumlee
10:00 <milk> http://www.wildsecrets.com.au/categories/2042_male_pumps?aid=2852&kw=penis%2520enlarger%2520pump&ad=44122604647&gclid=CNCruYTs2r4CFdd6vQod3RkAJQ
10:00 <milk> it's a competitive market
13:00 <milk> look, there we go, this one is high tech: http://www.wildsecrets.com.au/p/171742/auto-vac-power-pump
18:00 <faux> saaaaaaaaaaaaint geooooooooooooorge
19:00 <Student> 5th hymen just broke
19:00 <Mew> lmfao
20:00 <Mew> Student be funny again like you were that one night
20:00 <Fez> They winning yet faux?
21:00 <Student> i can try but then when i think about your dirtyness, my pressure goes down 
21:00 <faux> 0-0
21:00 <faux> souths just scored
21:00 <faux> video ref
22:00 <faux> YESSSSS
22:00 <faux> no try
22:00 <faux> take that
22:00 <Fez> Yea
22:00 <Student> ummm
23:00 <Fez> I bet it was really a try
23:00 <faux> he was short of the line
24:00 <faux> and knocked on
24:00 <Fez> Ah k
25:00 <robot> sometimes when i go to work i put a blow up doll in the passenger seat
25:00 <cYbR> hey guys
25:00 <robot> make it seem like i have more friends
25:00 <cYbR> who likes funny shit? :)
25:00 <Student> more blow up friends
26:00 <cYbR> cmon I know you guys like funny shit
26:00 <cYbR> here's some for you: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1y1ez7_tony-abbott-last-week-tonight_news?start=207
26:00 <Fez> Go hares!
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Go team with shitty name!
29:00 <Fez> Family fued is coming back!!!!!
30:00 <Fez> Grant denyers gunna host
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh gay
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> we need a good late night talk show
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> not more shitty game shows
33:00 <Student> we need a let night show on tbe first place?
33:00 <Student> is't channel melbourne is good enough for us?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <simba> ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ᴜʀ ᴅᴏɴɢᴇʀs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽
49:00 <dematerialised> lol
49:00 <dematerialised> unrucky
50:00 <milk> aye, mikey, have you got the lip service prompt sheets ready?
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> BYE SIMBY
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10311994_648274255261509_9105016273049905576_n.jpg
51:00 <milk> wow, looks like its costs about 3 times as much as I have
54:00 <faux> fuck south sydney in the asshole
55:00 <Pyro-> dragons suck balls
55:00 <faux> eat shit
55:00 <Pyro-> each others balls
55:00 <faux> the fucking refs are killing it tonight its absolutely ridiculous
55:00 <Pyro-> benji sucks the most balls of all the ball suckers :P
55:00 <Pyro-> they kill every game.. should be used to it
56:00 <faux> thimba
56:00 <dematerialised> the theepish lion
58:00 <faux> element confuses me
58:00 <faux> he just sent me a noteop saying stop spamming
58:00 <faux> where am i spamming
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <faux> dematerialised be a good spy bot and fill me in
59:00 <dematerialised> sorry
59:00 <dematerialised> does nto compute
59:00 <dematerialised> i can't do anythign without my master Element telling me to first
59:00 <dematerialised> :3
59:00 <Saemon> not*
00:00 <Saemon> wooo hooooooooo partay time in da house beyyybeehhhh@!
00:00 <dematerialised> i am actually a spybot, but programmed only to pick up hot irc chicks and automatically archive nudes
00:00 <Saemon> I*
01:00 <faux> lool
01:00 <dematerialised> [18:00:48] <Saemon> I'm boring...
01:00 <dematerialised> [18:01:03] <Saemon> I'm boring...
01:00 <Saemon> learn proper grammar motherfucker
01:00 <dematerialised> [18:01:28] <Saemon> I'm boring...
01:00 <Saemon> lol
01:00 <faux> hang on
01:00 <faux> [19:57] -NoteOP- Note 1 from Element -- Sent Mon Jun  2 09:57:45 2014 GMT
01:00 <Saemon> that was sooooo 3 weeks ago dematerialised
01:00 <faux> why does his time say 9:57
01:00 <faux> is it  cos hes in perth
02:00 <dematerialised> nah
02:00 <dematerialised> it's GMT
02:00 <faux> whats GMT
02:00 <dematerialised> not local time
02:00 <dematerialised> Greenwich Mean Time
02:00 <dematerialised> i.e time/date border
02:00 <dematerialised> Perth is 8 hours ahead
02:00 <dematerialised> you'd be 10
02:00 <faux> what
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <dematerialised> TIME ZONES MOTHERFUCKER
02:00 <dematerialised> DO YOU KNOW IT!?!?
02:00 <faux> yes i know
02:00 <faux> but 
02:00 <faux> why is mine 7:57 and him to hours ahead
02:00 <faux> oh wait
02:00 <dematerialised> add 10 hours to that == 9PM local time
02:00 <faux> perth is behind
02:00 <faux> omg
03:00 <faux> im so vonfused
03:00 <dematerialised> wait no
03:00 <faux> so hes in new zealand
03:00 <dematerialised> my maths is very wrong
03:00 <faux> LOL
03:00 <faux> genuinely confused
03:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
03:00 <faux> hurrrrrrry up foooty
03:00 <dematerialised> 10AM == 8PM your local time
03:00 <dematerialised> so yeah
03:00 <faux> i hate half time
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Perth is 8GMT +
03:00 <dematerialised> i dunno what NZ
03:00 <dematerialised> timezone is
03:00 <Sponge> you are crazy dematerialised!!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we're 10+
03:00 <dematerialised> im assuming it's 11
03:00 <faux> OK SO REGARDLESS OF TIMES
03:00 <faux> why is he 2 hours ahead
03:00 <faux> OH WAIT
03:00 <faux> i get it
03:00 <dematerialised> hahaha
03:00 <dematerialised> you dork
03:00 <faux> ok footys back brb
03:00 <dematerialised> :P
04:00 <Bastardly_One> christ ... typical NRL fan
04:00 <faux> cos afl fans dont watch footy?
04:00 <faux> logic 101
04:00 <faux> u fail
04:00 <dematerialised> afl fans are prissy homos
04:00 <dematerialised> which is ok
04:00 <faux> greed
04:00 <faux> _a
05:00 <faux> i have foxtel go open there --->
05:00 <dematerialised> rubgy has men hugging trying to grab a ball
05:00 <dematerialised> which is also gay
05:00 <dematerialised> but more manly than afl
05:00 <faux> haha
06:00 <faux> that hugging is called a scrum
06:00 <faux> i changed my bedsheets like an hour ago
06:00 <faux> mmmmmmmmm they smell amaze
06:00 <Saemon> its called rape positions in my books.
07:00 <Saemon> finally got rid of them bed bugs eh
07:00 <Saemon> good for you
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck right off
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you know why I won't discuss NRL :P
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *hangs my head*
07:00 <Bastardly_One> go Parra
07:00 <Bastardly_One> !
07:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
08:00 <Saemon> lol wtf theres gona be an australia vs france 
08:00 <Saemon> in some sorta rugby or footy match
08:00 <simba> why is that weird
08:00 <faux> Bastardly_One you make no sense
08:00 <simba> countries do compete in sports
08:00 <Pyro-> france are big league, union and soccer players
09:00 <faux> i wanna see league players play afl and vice versa
09:00 <Pyro-> not so much league, but they do
09:00 <Pyro-> didn;t you follow karmichal and israel
09:00 <faux> karmichael kunt
09:00 <simba> they would get Slaughtered by footy players
09:00 <faux> and i meant like
09:00 <Pyro-> yeah him :P
10:00 <faux> not change codes
10:00 <faux> just play a game
10:00 <faux> afl players tackling each other would be hilarious
10:00 <faux> and i think afl would be too fast pace for nrl players
10:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <TheRiddler> afl players scrumming would more hilarious
11:00 <Saemon> i lol'd at it cuz france are nancys
11:00 <Saemon> and they would most likely surrender the game
11:00 <TheRiddler> Saemon you know nothing
11:00 <simba> what are you talking about
11:00 <Saemon> scuse me?
11:00 <simba> france are tough as fuck
11:00 <Saemon> well arent they known for surrending 
11:00 <simba> no
11:00 <Saemon> in ww1 and 2?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
12:00 <faux> arent you known for being shit
12:00 <simba> anything you think: no
12:00 <Saemon> oh
12:00 <faux> pls go
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's bs american feeds you
12:00 <faux> mmm reynolds is a babe
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> i went over this with you already
12:00 <Saemon> well thier language sounds very pooftery
12:00 <simba> he prob read it on yahoo news tho
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> the modern french people are descendents of the francs who came from germany Saemon
13:00 <Pyro-> some people should just never say things
14:00 <Blarp> "things"
14:00 <Bastardly_One> has anyone read The Veldt by Ray Bradbury?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> if not read that shit 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a short story and if you google it you can find it online
14:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking awesome
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and PandasDontDrive would really like it 
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah>?
15:00 <Saemon> lol sif read -o-o-
15:00 <Saemon> im too busy gettin girlfriends mate.
16:00 <TheRiddler> ...
16:00 <simba> lmbo
16:00 <faux> LOL
16:00 <simba> why lie
16:00 <TheRiddler> LOL
16:00 <simba> ~~~bUzY GetTin GiRlFrIenDs~~
16:00 <TheRiddler> yet you cant get 1 because you cant read
16:00 <faux> TAKE THAT
16:00 <TheRiddler> lol
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> sif read?
17:00 <TheRiddler> how's the game going faux
17:00 <faux> we're losing 18-4
17:00 <Pyro-> dragons are getting smashed
17:00 <TheRiddler> poop
17:00 <Fez> Good
17:00 <faux> 27 mins to go
17:00 <Pyro-> actually.. it's not the blow out i was expecting.. plenty of time though
17:00 <faux> relax fez dont get me started on your shitty team that you know nothing about
17:00 <Fez> I backed the red n whites
17:00 <faux> back this 8===D
18:00 <Fez> Red n greens*
18:00 <Fez> Yea faux
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <faux> they keep giving the ball to benji to kick idk why theyre not giving it to widdop
19:00 <faux> welcome hagrid
19:00 <TheRiddler> if you back rabbitohs you shouldn't be mistaking their colours lol
19:00 <Lumeah> i love you faux :)
19:00 <faux> gross
19:00 <faux> you spelt dick wrong
19:00 <Doodle> keke
19:00 <simba> lol whys she in #Lumeah
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <faux> cock collecting
19:00 <faux> prob
20:00 <faux> FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF dugan kills me
20:00 <simba> cock rules everything around me CREAM,,,
20:00 <simba> that sounds gay
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Nohern Territory Dugongs
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> northern*
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Tasmanian Sea Turtles
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Melbourne Amphetamines
20:00 <Doodle> jewgongz m8
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Western Australian Surf Bums
21:00 <Doodle> blowflies
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Adelaide Bible Bashers
21:00 <faux> i need to pee but i dont wanna miss anything
21:00 <faux> foxtel puts commercials at the worst timebut when i need them theyre nowhere
22:00 <faux> ty dewdel
22:00 <Doodle> ^_^
22:00 <faux> :')
22:00 <simba> dont they go "siren 2 siren" ad feee on fox?
22:00 <Doodle> timebut
22:00 <faux> whats ad feee
22:00 <simba> like when afl is on fox there is no ads
22:00 <faux> yeah same
22:00 <faux> only half time
22:00 <simba> thats one of the "benefits" to paying 500 bux a month for the shit
22:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <simba> oh yeah.. u dont even have quarters!!!
23:00 <faux> thats why im saying i need one
23:00 <faux> 20 mins to go
23:00 <simba> u need someone to get knocked out
23:00 <simba> .......or a Pee Bucket.....
23:00 <faux> noooo
23:00 <faux> shh
23:00 <faux> gross
23:00 <Doodle> piss jug
23:00 <faux> oh
23:00 <faux> i can pause it
23:00 <faux> LOL
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <Pyro-> pause it faux
23:00 <faux> i forgot foxtel was good for something
23:00 <faux> yeah
23:00 <Pyro-> derp
24:00 <Pyro-> then you can fast forward  to the conversion
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <faux> fuck.
25:00 <Pyro-> watch adam slot another one
25:00 <Fez> Aww
25:00 <faux> reynolddddddz
25:00 <faux> hes a babe
25:00 <faux> he looks short though
25:00 <Pyro-> 173cm apparently
25:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
25:00 <faux> thats ok but i llike taller
26:00 <faux> even though im a midge
26:00 <Pyro-> that's about 5'8" or somethin i think
26:00 <faux> im 5'1
26:00 <chris[m]> evening mandy, how u doing?
26:00 <Doodle> walking headjob
26:00 <Pyro-> i'm over a foot taller than you :P
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am 202cm
26:00 <faux> seriously
26:00 <mandyjane> chris who?
26:00 <faux> how do you grow
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <mandyjane> i'm 5'10"
26:00 <faux> wtf
26:00 <faux> you cunts
26:00 <Sponge> that's a lot of meat
26:00 <Pyro-> 197cm for me
26:00 <mandyjane> lol its okay shawty
26:00 <TheRiddler> I like short
26:00 <Doodle> i'm 4 foot nothing
26:00 <faux> hot
26:00 <Doodle> which is pretty impressive for a Doodle
26:00 <faux> and your height?
26:00 <omfgbbqhax> i wish my penis would grow
26:00 <faux> LOL
26:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <mandyjane> lol
27:00 <Lumeah> me 2
27:00 <Lumeah> lol
27:00 <simba> 202 cm is fucked
27:00 <faux> .
27:00 <mandyjane> omfg
27:00 <omfgbbqhax> Lumeah did u see pic
27:00 <Lumeah> what pic>?
27:00 <Doodle> this weed is making me stoned
28:00 <mandyjane> my weed made me stoned too
28:00 <mandyjane> wowow
28:00 <Doodle> its a conspiracy
28:00 <Doodle> Fiona the moaner
28:00 <mandyjane> whodah thought?
28:00 <mandyjane> see what i did there? ^
28:00 <Lumeah> if youre talking about weed you have to share!!
28:00 <Doodle> no
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba on his bed > https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10311994_648274255261509_9105016273049905576_n.jpg
28:00 <Doodle> hot
28:00 <Doodle> i'd bang him
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> san=me
28:00 <simba> i am a real sucka 4 red hair
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> same*
28:00 <mandyjane> hey pandas
28:00 <Lumeah> whos is thaty?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey mj
28:00 <Doodle> 2 of my exes are redheads
29:00 <simba> its me u idiot cant u read
29:00 <Lumeah> shut up
29:00 <simba> #Lumeah
29:00 <robot> right
29:00 <robot> whos sending me more titspics
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive never dated a redhead
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucked a pregnant redhead
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> she orgasmed the whole time it was nuts
30:00 <mandyjane> lolol
30:00 <Doodle> someone go have a shave for me
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!
30:00 <mandyjane> no Doodle
30:00 <Doodle> bah
30:00 <mandyjane> im doin a pieter
31:00 <mandyjane> watching the voice
31:00 <Doodle> gross
31:00 <TheRiddler> pic up rooster and try to be real careful :p
31:00 <Doodle> (Kill requested by cum)
31:00 <Doodle> lolllllll
31:00 <TheRiddler> wb faux
31:00 <mandyjane> lol
31:00 <faux> hello ty
31:00 <robot> http://www.funnyordie.com/lists/08ee8cb4ca/the-worst-line-readings-of-all-time
31:00 <robot> ahahahahahahHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
31:00 <mandyjane> fricken yeah!
31:00 <faux> i fell off my bed and unplugged my phone
31:00 <faux> .
31:00 <mandyjane> have u seen that toyota ad
31:00 <simba> hahaha
32:00 <mandyjane> lol fox
32:00 <faux> i was reaching for a magazine ffs
32:00 <faux> that hurt
32:00 <TheRiddler> there's more than 1
33:00 <robot> watch number 6
33:00 <robot> just do it
33:00 <faux> WHY HAS MY FOXTEL LOST SOUND
33:00 <faux> did i break it
33:00 <Doodle> D:
33:00 <faux> omg we scored
33:00 <faux> and i cant hear anything
33:00 <Doodle> did we
33:00 <faux> ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
34:00 <robot> hi jewel
34:00 <robot> jewel of the niiiiiiiiile
34:00 <jewel> hi
35:00 <chris[m]> hey jewel, how u doing this evening?
35:00 <stebie> ^_^
35:00 <Student> jewel is the one who needs advise on relationships?
35:00 <TheRiddler> what do you say I take you home and eat your pussy.
35:00 <Doodle> crikey
35:00 <jewel> fine chris[m] and you
35:00 <faux> yay sound is back everyone can relax
35:00 <jewel> no i dont need advice
35:00 <simba> this makes me laugh so hard http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Tick_poster.jpg
35:00 <TheRiddler> ok
35:00 <chris[m]> great thanks jewel... guessing u in melb huh?
36:00 <jewel> yeah sure im in melb
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol 
36:00 <TheRiddler> chris[m] this is the place no longer for picking up
36:00 <Doodle> jewel do you have big boobs?
37:00 <chris[m]> not picking up riddler, making conversation
37:00 <jewel> do you have a big doodle
37:00 <Doodle> i might
37:00 <faux> yes
37:00 <TheRiddler> he has a pussy too
37:00 <TheRiddler> :p
37:00 <jewel> nice
37:00 <Doodle> lol
37:00 <jewel> then i might too
37:00 <Doodle> awesome
37:00 <Doodle> thats all carry on
38:00 <jewel> ok
38:00 <Student> no shortage of big boobs 
38:00 <Doodle> faux do you have big boobs?
38:00 <jewel> there is shortage on other parts
38:00 <faux> youve seen me boobs
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <chris[m]> lol @ jewel glad we cleared that one up
38:00 <Doodle> i know i'm just making conversation
39:00 <Student> or a very "vital" part 
39:00 <chris[m]> hmm but how big is big, jewel?
39:00 <jewel> yes
39:00 <Doodle> now the vultures are all horned up
39:00 <jewel> for me to know
39:00 <Doodle> look at them circle
39:00 <faux> lmao
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <partay> lol
40:00 <simba> welcome 2 the 87 le baron
40:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sure jewel has some big jewels :p
40:00 <partay> Doodle
40:00 <Doodle> partay
40:00 <partay> is right my highlight just went off
41:00 <The_Baron> umm cheers simba
41:00 <TheRiddler> Ze_Baron
41:00 <The_Baron> if only I had a red bi-plane with a black iron cross on it
41:00 <jewel> leave my jewels out of this
41:00 <The_Baron> then I would be....
41:00 <simba> de_baron2
41:00 <robot> hey The_Red_Baron
41:00 <robot> TheRiddler
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the german cunt in the red plane
41:00 <partay> hey the robot
41:00 <robot> The_Red_Baron*
41:00 <Serenity> are your hands small jewel
41:00 <robot> hey partay
41:00 <Doodle> niki lauda?
41:00 <The_Red_Baron> zee plane
41:00 <faux> estee
41:00 <partay> sup nigs
42:00 <robot> she knows this Serenity but they're not yours
42:00 <jewel> Serenity yes
42:00 <Doodle> LOL sezz
42:00 <partay> Serenity do you do the boobs for penis deal ?
42:00 <The_Baron> hey b1
42:00 <Serenity> lol robot
42:00 <Doodle> girls with small hands are the best
42:00 <Serenity> no i dont partay
42:00 <partay> oh
42:00 <The_Baron> partay, offer a piece of cake
42:00 <partay> shingle inn cake... id do anything 
43:00 <Doodle> she does
43:00 <jewel> yes makes a small doodle big
43:00 <Doodle> too right jewel
43:00 <TheRiddler> imagine a girl with huge hands
43:00 <Doodle> you're not as dumb as i thought
43:00 <robot> hey!
43:00 <jewel> lol
43:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
43:00 <Doodle> which is a pity cos i like dumb girls 
43:00 <robot> gillian anderson is a lesbian
43:00 <mandyjane> hahaha
43:00 <partay> robot she never fucking molder... so that was obvious
43:00 <robot> heh
44:00 <partay> lesbo
44:00 <The_Baron> mulder*
44:00 <TheRiddler> she got pregnant with a alien
44:00 <Student> dumb small hands make doodle big?
44:00 <jewel> lesbians are just smart women
44:00 <The_Baron> it's all good being a lesbian and all
44:00 <fawks> I'm shatters 
44:00 <fawks> Shattered even
44:00 <The_Baron> but why do they have to make it difficult by being vegans too
44:00 <robot> i just didn't know she was
44:00 <The_Baron> it's not enough to reject the penis
45:00 <The_Baron> they reject any form of meat 
45:00 <fawks> Vagetarians
45:00 <jewel> you got a problem with that The_Baron
45:00 <jewel> men are so insecure
45:00 <robot> haha faux
45:00 <The_Baron> yeah, that so many of them don't eat meat
45:00 <robot> easy jewel
45:00 <The_Baron> like u invite a lesbian over for a bbq
45:00 <simba> and women are just so content??
46:00 <The_Baron> next thing u know, u gotta buy another webber just to cook their tasteless rabbit food
46:00 <The_Baron> it's quite a dillema
46:00 <simba> insecurity is modelling your eyebrows off the latest Hot CeLeB
46:00 <jewel> hmm
46:00 <The_Baron> I'm totally secure in my powers of banality
47:00 <The_Baron> plus I eat meat
47:00 <The_Baron> :D
47:00 <jewel> well
47:00 <jewel> not everyone is same
47:00 <The_Baron> of course they aren't
47:00 <The_Baron> thankyou commander obvious
47:00 <jewel> men fail to see this
47:00 <The_Baron> (u moved from captain to commander in one deft sentence)
47:00 <simba> not everyone is same i think a famous philosopher once said that
48:00 <jewel> shut up
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <The_Baron> boy aren't u just a ball of generalisations
48:00 <Student> too much relationship issue can cause a female to turn into lesbian 
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> sooooooooooooooooooooo
48:00 <The_Baron> first you say everyone is not the same
48:00 <jewel> commander obvious did
48:00 <The_Baron> then u generalise men
48:00 <simba> same with men Student.. look at beehhh
48:00 <simba> he moved to cock cos pussy did his head in
48:00 <jewel> and men become whiney babies
49:00 <simba> a moments silence for a fallen hetero
49:00 <The_Baron> yet fundamentally, both genders are equally fucked in the head
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <The_Baron> so let's move on and make bi-racial babies by the barrel load
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> people are just people
49:00 <The_Baron> :D
49:00 <TheRiddler> yet the pacifier goes in the wrong hole
49:00 <partay> jewel stop dating boys 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk no
49:00 <Student> not equally fucked , women are morke fucked up 
49:00 <jewel> right o
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> preserve your bloodline
49:00 <The_Baron> if u start mistaking a pacifier for a buttplug...maybe parenting isn't for you, TheRiddler
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <jewel> partay where are the real men
50:00 <The_Baron> with real women
50:00 <The_Baron> eating real meals
50:00 <Student> eating real meat
50:00 <The_Baron> eating real genitals maybe
50:00 <jewel> i didnt ask you
50:00 <partay> jewel not The_Baron thats for sure
50:00 <jewel> apparently not
50:00 <The_Baron> fuck up partgay
50:00 <simba> partay is one of the unhappiest snipers in this chatroom, i wouldnt read a thing he said
51:00 <simba> says
51:00 <partay> The_Baron exhibit A 
51:00 <partay> simbacile 
51:00 <jewel> i like him
51:00 <partay> thats not true 
51:00 <jewel> her
51:00 <partay> i couldnt be happier 
51:00 <jewel> he
51:00 <partay> faux sorry to hear about stg
51:00 <The_Baron> I wouldn't listen to anyone here
51:00 <TheRiddler> wb again faux
51:00 <partay> really
51:00 <The_Baron> continue with any generalisations
52:00 <The_Baron> don't ever use critical thought
52:00 <jewel> lord
52:00 <The_Baron> actually, try not to think too much
52:00 <The_Baron> it will give u wrinkles jewel
52:00 <Student> weill only listen to the drum stick and drums
52:00 <TheRiddler> jewel what makes a real man?
52:00 <robot> a beard
52:00 <jewel> nothing wrong with wrinkles
52:00 <robot> i grow one every three days
52:00 <Student> always think a lot before doing any thing, help you heapes of problem 
52:00 <The_Baron> nothing wrong with wrinkles at all
53:00 <jewel> TheRiddler not whiney and complaining about peoples life choices
53:00 <The_Baron> I will take a stab at any bodily crevice
53:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <TheRiddler> yes
53:00 <partay> robot is a real man 
53:00 <jewel> a robot would be perfect
53:00 <TheRiddler> no he's a robot
53:00 <jewel> would do more than a man
53:00 <The_Baron> I could pretend ur jowels are a giant labia, jewel
53:00 <simba> but robots cant process feelings or achieve an erection
53:00 <partay> he a robot on the outside.. on the inside he's the man 
53:00 <Student> a machine is a man?
54:00 <TheRiddler> the tin man
54:00 <The_Baron> simba, I'm sure they are working on a robot that can sustain an erection
54:00 <simba> the Love Robot
54:00 <The_Baron> but first they have to program one to actually pretend to listen to a woman first
54:00 <robot> i can sustain an errection
54:00 <jewel> im sure a robot can get an erection
54:00 <robot> hours brah
54:00 <simba> <jewel> im sure a robot can get an erection - elaborate
54:00 <jewel> The_Baron pretend what you like
54:00 <The_Baron>  pretend ALL you like
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
54:00 <The_Baron> GRAMMAR
54:00 <simba> i would love to hear your thought process on that one
54:00 <robot> my highlight is having an orgasm
55:00 <jewel> it would only be a fake penis that never goes soft
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> is jewel another angry lesbian
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> rarr i suck men dont like me raarr
55:00 <jewel> we are all angry lesbians
55:00 <Student> nothing wrong with listening to women 
55:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive shouldnt you be drinking or something
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like eating box
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
55:00 <The_Baron> oh, I just thought u were just another misguided feminist
55:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe drinking water
55:00 <robot> calm down jewel
55:00 <The_Baron> god that was a badly written sentence myself
55:00 <jewel> robot make me
55:00 <robot> calm blue ocaen
56:00 <robot> ocean
56:00 <robot> i'm not going to make you
56:00 <jewel> boring
56:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo, people suck, but they sure are amusing at sucking
56:00 <robot> you know what i like
56:00 <robot> chocolate fucking milkshakes
57:00 <robot> you know what the key to a good milkshake is?  raw egg
57:00 <Doodle> i think jewel is looking for some he-honk for her crotchnostril
57:00 <partay> its time for a gaytime 
57:00 <jewel> thank you partay
57:00 <jewel> lol gaytime
57:00 <The_Baron> a golden gaytime, or the buggery?
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> anal is nice
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's only gay if you're gay
58:00 <The_Baron> it's only gay if u buy them breakfast
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you look back and its a chick with a strap on or fingers, that's just hot
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
58:00 <simba> wtf
58:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive waiting for his boyfriend to come slam him with a strap on http://niketalk.com/content/type/61/id/908337/width/350/height/700/flags/LL
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaaaaahahahahaha
59:00 <simba> that gif owns
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> as you can see, im already sitting on a huge fat dildo
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> moving side to side
00:00 <simba> imagine if u got one of those run dmc shirts that says CUM DMC
00:00 <jewel> well im not clicking on that
00:00 <simba> thanx 4 letting us no
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> :(
00:00 <jewel> np :)
01:00 <simba> its just pooh bear **SAFE 4 WORK**
01:00 <The_Baron> how about clicking that x on the top right hand corner of the screen?
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
01:00 <jewel> how about you click that
01:00 <jewel> simba you seem very trustworthy
01:00 <simba> thanx
02:00 <Student> :)
02:00 <Student> that is how he rolls
02:00 <The_Baron> okay then, press alt-f4, it will make ur vagina smell like strawberries
02:00 <jewel> and The_Baron
02:00 <The_Baron> trust me
02:00 <simba> itll make boys like u
02:00 <Bastardly_One> screw you hippies! I'm going!
02:00 <simba> cute boys will wanna b with u
02:00 <jewel> there are actually two x buttons on the top right hand corner
02:00 <The_Baron> hahah b1
02:00 <B1-not-here> yeah back soon 
02:00 <The_Baron> whichever one you like jewel
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool new show is on :P
02:00 <partay> jewel youre dodgy
02:00 <jewel> The_Baron youre an idiot
03:00 <The_Baron> that is the beauty of living in a free society, the options
03:00 <Student> on the top most , there is only one X
03:00 <B1-not-here> is that the old Jewel?
03:00 <B1-not-here> which fucking Jewel is it?
03:00 <jewel> no there is always two x's
03:00 <jewel> no its the new and upgraded jewel
03:00 <The_Baron> there is a x on the lower right
03:00 <B1-not-here> the old goth one or the Canadian one?
03:00 <jewel> partay ok
03:00 <The_Baron> and then the actual top right
03:00 <B1-not-here> so I know you or not?
03:00 <jewel> and upper right
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> the old jewel
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> the cow bitch
04:00 <jewel> B1-not-here im not sure?
04:00 <jewel> lol
04:00 <B1-not-here> you'd remember if you did 
04:00 <The_Baron> the big X
04:00 <jewel> shut up you
04:00 <TheRiddler> random fact
04:00 <The_Baron> the really big one
04:00 <simba> what do u call a grunge rocker who is overly friendly?
04:00 <simba> Flirt Kobain
04:00 <B1-not-here> you're married to someone from austnet :P
04:00 <jewel> am i?
04:00 <The_Baron> a new romantic?
04:00 <B1-not-here> then it's not you 
04:00 <simba> i made that joke up i am poroud of it
04:00 <jewel> looks like i missed the wedding
04:00 <B1-not-here> lol
04:00 <robot> poroud
04:00 <TheRiddler> after the 2011 earthquake japan has stretched more than 5 meters east
04:00 <jewel> The_Baron click the big x
04:00 <B1-not-here> it's the other Jewel then 
04:00 <The_Baron> jewel, only when you do it first
05:00 <The_Baron> trust me I'm a pothead
05:00 <simba> jewel suck his big D then click the big X
05:00 <Student> they say, ladies first 
05:00 <B1-not-here> anyway, I need to do something for a bit
05:00 <jewel> no simba ill leave that to you
05:00 <jewel> ok B1-not-here have fun
05:00 <The_Baron> see, Student is showing that chivalry is not dead
05:00 <simba> not again!!!!
05:00 <The_Baron> so yeah, after you m'lady
05:00 <jewel> fine
06:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
06:00 <partay> simba don't hate on me dude
06:00 <Student> that was not upper most X
06:00 <robot> someone is on their woman's period
06:00 <Student> we have been cheated
06:00 <simba> what nobody is talking to you 
06:00 <The_Baron> close enough
06:00 <partay> robot dont you kow it 
07:00 <TheRiddler> stop making new ppl leave
07:00 <Student> new?
07:00 <TheRiddler> thanks
07:00 <TheRiddler> or old new
07:00 <TheRiddler> either 1
07:00 <The_Baron> she seemed like a silly bitch
07:00 <The_Baron> good riddance
07:00 <TheRiddler> wb jewel
07:00 <The_Baron> +
07:00 <jewel> The_Baron you didnt leave
07:00 <partay> The_Baron missed you jewel
07:00 <jewel> thanks TheRiddler
08:00 <jewel> i know
08:00 <The_Baron> I imparted a lesson
08:00 <The_Baron> trust NO ONE
08:00 <TheRiddler> hai couleurs
08:00 <Student> he was waiting for you to come back in the channel, and then he will click X 
08:00 <couleurs> hi tiggier
08:00 <simba> xXx
08:00 <The_Baron> plus u didn't click the top most X
08:00 <The_Baron> on the right
08:00 <simba> couleurs is "vin diesel" in xXx
08:00 <jewel> Student lies
08:00 <The_Baron> see I could so what u did
08:00 <TheRiddler> his X has a penis over it
08:00 <robot> oh ffs
08:00 <TheRiddler> oh that's his mouse cursor
08:00 <couleurs> i'm vin diesel in xXx
08:00 <TheRiddler> :p
08:00 <Student> i did not lie
08:00 <jewel> oh hi The_Baron
08:00 <jewel> and im not that stoopid
09:00 <The_Baron> nah, just thought u'd leave anyway, considering there are no real men here
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ma gosh amy from doctor who is in this new show
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> *masturbates*
09:00 <The_Baron> and we are just so intellectually inferior to you
09:00 <Student> stupid but not that stupid , cool 
09:00 <simba> vin diesal is fin dolphin
09:00 <TheRiddler> they're paranoid of ppl they dont know
10:00 <jewel> yes Student :)
10:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
10:00 <jewel> The_Baron a girl can hope 
10:00 <TheRiddler> see not many new ppl come on jewel :p
10:00 <jewel> no they dont
10:00 <The_Baron> my dog just farted and I can smell Pedigree lamb and pasta
10:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <simba> thats horrifying
11:00 <Student> i must say you have a very sensitve nose
11:00 <The_Baron> yeah it brought a tear to my eye
11:00 <The_Baron> that's for sure
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck vin diesel
12:00 <jewel> hes sexy
12:00 <The_Baron> and yes I do have a sensitive nose
12:00 <jewel> so most ppl would love to
12:00 <simba> vin weasley
12:00 <The_Baron> he looks like a condom full of walnuts
12:00 <The_Baron> but sure
12:00 <The_Baron> sexy
12:00 <jewel> lol
13:00 <jewel> hes a REAL man
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant believe downy jr is rooting emma watson
13:00 <Student> sexy condom full.of walnuts
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> so wrong
13:00 <simba> vin diesel only lives life 1/4 mile at a time - nothing else matters to him
13:00 <jewel> haha
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> vin diesel is a terrible actor
13:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTWoQ37Zy5U
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vin Diesel Dancing to Katy Perry's 'Dark Horse' (Date not found) 1:39 - Category: Entertainment - 361,249 views - 2,108 likes (92.4%), 173 dislikes (7.6%)
13:00 <The_Baron> this is a REAL man aparantly
14:00 <jewel> the man has a sense of humour
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh look
14:00 <simba> haha thats pretty disturbing footgae
14:00 <simba> footage
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck man, he's never going to stick his cock up your arse jewel
14:00 <The_Baron> it sure is
14:00 <jewel> have you not seen the pacifier
14:00 <Student> The_Baron got a drum stick 
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> that movie was terrible
14:00 <The_Baron> what movie has he starred in that wasn't terrible
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> as Cleveland Brown would say, it was turruble
15:00 <The_Baron> I mean gone in 60 seconds was only watched for the actual cars
15:00 <simba> do u reckon he did it just to try and be an internet meme
15:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive sometimes youre so cruel
15:00 <The_Baron> who cared about such things as plot and acting
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Timothy Olyphant <3
15:00 <jewel> you know not what you say
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba i reckon he thinks about being a meme too much
15:00 <couleurs> vin diesel needs a recording contract 
16:00 <simba> im a meme
16:00 <jewel> a cute meme
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> vin diesel can pull a rickshaw and suck dick
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba i have a meme for u ;)
16:00 <matrix> Maybe he can but he chooses not to
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/1794784_629107150457689_1693856071_n.jpg
17:00 <The_Baron> okay, the dude is ripped
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ehehehe
17:00 <The_Baron> but aesthetically, his face
17:00 <The_Baron> yeesh
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> he looks like human vermin
17:00 <robot> hahaha
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> vin i mean
17:00 <robot> pandas don't driiiive
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
17:00 <TheRiddler> The_Baron wrong car movie lol
17:00 <TheRiddler> that was nic cage
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Sir Panda Sexby
17:00 <The_Baron> oh whichever fucking movie
18:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/061cc1a59be35a79cdcee4cb7141d10e/tumblr_n6d7imyWSt1sfxbjdo1_500.jpg lmao
18:00 <The_Baron> though at least nicholas cage at least had one performance he can be proud of
18:00 <The_Baron> Casino
18:00 <The_Baron> that's it
18:00 <jewel> and
18:00 <jewel> the family man
18:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
18:00 <jewel> wicker man is creepy
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> Casino
18:00 <simba> he was in casino..?!
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's the one full of narrative hey
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> every second of the fkn movie, narrative
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> pissed me off bigtime
19:00 <The_Baron> and fuck me
19:00 <The_Baron> I meant Leaving Las Vegas
19:00 <The_Baron> jeezus
19:00 <The_Baron> my memory is shittier than usual 
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> What about Con Air "Give me teh bunny"
19:00 <simba> mite dl dat 
19:00 <The_Baron> okay u got me there
19:00 <Student> a real man's memory never shits 
20:00 <partay> lol
20:00 <The_Baron> though it was really Steve Buscemi that made that film
20:00 <The_Baron> he's got the whole world in hiis haaands
20:00 <robot> that bunneh is fawh mah dahtah caysay
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
20:00 <partay> The_Baron ill wear your head as a hat 
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i liked john malkovich the most
20:00 <robot> yeah
20:00 <robot> cyrus the virus!
20:00 <The_Baron> yeah malkovich was good too
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> "You know what my father taught me? Nothing."
20:00 <The_Baron> and Student, I personally never purported to being a real man
20:00 <The_Baron> whatever that fucking means
21:00 <TheRiddler> what about bringing out the dead
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> he was great in the second Ripley movie
21:00 <The_Baron> isn't it enough I have a penis and went through puberty?
21:00 <The_Baron> then u gotta go tacking on codes of conduct and shit on top of that
21:00 <The_Baron> fuck that shit
21:00 <TheRiddler> that was a bizarre movie
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> oer i dld Tinker Tailor Soldier SPy, hope its good
21:00 <The_Baron> rather just be a man, not a real man, not a great man
21:00 <The_Baron> just a man
21:00 <The_Baron> M-A-N MAN
21:00 <Student> man man , many man , maannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
21:00 <The_Baron> MAN MAN MAN MAAAANNN
21:00 <simba> mandy moore
21:00 <The_Baron> NOW YOU'RE A MAN
22:00 <Fez> Maly man up man
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> mandy moore is so hot
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> omigosh
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i would sniff her bum as she walked in
22:00 <TheRiddler> how creepy
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is what dogs think when u let ppl in "How can you let them in and not sniff their arses?"
22:00 <The_Baron> being a man rocks, aparantly the patriarchal hegemony rules the world
22:00 <TheRiddler> are you a dog?
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:00 <The_Baron> if u aint got a penis, you're just a fucking wench
23:00 <simba> would you inhale her fart with a tube after feeding her indian food?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> I would vape her fart
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> save it in a jar
23:00 <The_Baron> I'd rather vape Miley Cyrus' farts
23:00 <The_Baron> more chance of getting high on those fumes
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> she looks like those dummies
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> the old school ones.
24:00 <The_Baron> oh I don't care what she looks like
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> ventriliquist dummy
24:00 <The_Baron> but she does consume a lot of drugs
24:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure some of them would come out her poop shoot
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> she has a nice tight little ass
24:00 <simba> nah her ass is horrd
24:00 <simba> horrid
24:00 <simba> its like a demented little walnut
25:00 <The_Baron> oh jeez the dog farted again
25:00 <jewel> what the hell is this conversation
25:00 <The_Baron> I can't handle this pedigree
25:00 <The_Baron> though, it's better than a CHUM fart I suppose
25:00 <Doodle> its retard week jewel
25:00 <Doodle> month year
25:00 <robot> what's everyone doing this weekend?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10350420_10152519314086340_8343161523210160621_n.jpg
25:00 <The_Baron> yeah you can talk Doodle
25:00 <Student> from miley cyrus' farts to the dog's fart, welcome to reality 
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> im like fk ur ink take ur top off
25:00 <The_Baron> you join in on this cretinous discourse just as much as anyone else here
25:00 <partay> robot fuck all.. like a good public servant does 
25:00 <jewel> yes yes it is
26:00 <The_Baron> now shutup and go back in your corner you fart sucking nincampoop
26:00 <simba> http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/theboombox.com/files/2013/08/Miley-Butt-Pic-Featured-Image.jpg looooool
26:00 <robot> PandasDontDrive who is that
26:00 <jewel> whatever idiot
26:00 <robot> thats the way partay
26:00 <Doodle> O_o
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> this meme is fkn stupid https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/1959390_10152309159175712_23268399_n.jpg
26:00 <jewel> Doodle not you
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> jewel i have a shaved head like vin diesel
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> want to fuck?
27:00 <simba> its not a meme its just a cool lil line
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive do you drive a hot car
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea ino that
27:00 <jewel> like a holden maloo
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> why the fuck would i do that?
27:00 <Doodle> oh dear
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not turned on by metal and plastic
27:00 <partay> jewel likes the ute boys
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck bro check out me car shes a sexy beast just wanna jizz on the bonnet aye
28:00 <jewel> are you turned on by gay pandas
28:00 <Serenity> [7:27pm] <jewel> like a holden maloo
28:00 <Serenity> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolll
28:00 <jewel> they actually did a show on abc about people attracted to cars
28:00 <Serenity> OH SHIT
28:00 <Serenity> hahahahahaah
28:00 <jewel> lol
28:00 <Doodle> uh oh
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes people are sexuality attracted to a lot of things not human
28:00 <Doodle> Serenity is broken
28:00 <simba> holdens are sooooooooooo gay
28:00 <Serenity> im crying
28:00 <Doodle> lol
29:00 <jewel> calm down people
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> havent you heard about the cool new invention that beats cars
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> called walking
29:00 <Doodle> i'm calm
29:00 <partay> wait jewel do i sense a bit of a bogan twang ?
29:00 <Serenity> the only sort of chicks attracted to maloos have worn out vaginas
29:00 <The_Baron> why did they name a car a Maloo
29:00 <jewel> a bit partay
29:00 <ShadowLurker> flogged boxes
29:00 <partay> thought so
29:00 <Serenity> maloo is native for thunder or something
29:00 <The_Baron> it sounds like some far eastern sexual practice performed on retarded chimps
29:00 <Doodle> actually one of my best female friends has an ss commodore
29:00 <jewel> worn out vaginas what in the world
29:00 <Maurice> Doodle puts his doodle in his exhaust, he's that attracked to his laser
29:00 <Doodle> she doesnt have a worn out vagina
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> do you like having your asshole ticklet jewel?
29:00 <Serenity> thunder or storm or something to that effect
29:00 <Maurice> My vagina is not worn out >.<
29:00 <simba> i want a ticket to jewels asshole
29:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/Lu3UFnQ
29:00 <simba> no sorry that was 2 far
29:00 <jewel> yes Serenity
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> a golden ticket
30:00 <jewel> lol leavemy ass out of this
30:00 <Doodle> ok this is all too fast for me
30:00 <partay> maloo is kangaroo
30:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, I seen more tread on a f1 racecar after the 50th lap
30:00 <ShadowLurker> serrated ticket
30:00 <Maurice> :o
30:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive no ill leave ass play to you
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> maloo is kangaroo?
30:00 <Maurice> Mine is barely used these days
30:00 <Maurice> SO BLOW ME
30:00 <robot> hey
30:00 <Maurice> Hot
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> you mean in one of the hundreds of different abo languages
30:00 <The_Baron> I'd choke on ur gigantic clit, Maurice
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> that arent real languages
30:00 <robot> hey i want to blow Maurice too!
30:00 <The_Baron> come to think of it
30:00 <The_Baron> not a bad way to go
30:00 <Doodle> 2 l8
30:00 <Maurice> Calm down, get a ticket and stand in line
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyone watch that doco Utopia
30:00 <jewel> ok im lost
30:00 <Maurice> You can ALL blow me
30:00 <Doodle> me too jewel
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> INVASION DAY 
31:00 <Serenity> why the fuck would they name a ar kangaroo hahaha
31:00 <Serenity> stupid holden
31:00 <partay> Maurice we know your vag is in tip top shape 
31:00 <Maurice> I thought it meant thunder
31:00 <Serenity> same
31:00 <ShadowLurker> thats why therye broke
31:00 <ShadowLurker> and closed
31:00 <jewel> Serenity are you a ford fan
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> we need some cooler animals in the outback
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> we could release leopards and lions
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> thatd be choice
31:00 <Serenity> im a 27 year old adult
31:00 <Maurice> The name 'Maloo' is Aboriginal for 'thunder'. HSV's former Managing Director, John Crennan, coined the name for the vehicle from a book of Aboriginal place
31:00 <Maurice> Etc
31:00 <Serenity> im not a fan of anything to do with cars
31:00 <robot> this one's for Maurice http://imgur.com/gallery/DnBphuA
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> elephants too
31:00 <jewel> there is a holden thunder and holden storm already
32:00 <ShadowLurker> whats cooler than a kangaroo man it stands up on its tail and kicks your insides out
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> throw some bears into tasmania
32:00 <ShadowLurker> thats pretty fucking awesome
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> throw them from a plane
32:00 <Doodle> man
32:00 <The_Baron> they sure are running out of names for cars
32:00 <Maurice> Lol robot
32:00 <Doodle> wheres all the boobs
32:00 <Serenity> well they cant call one holden thunder two can they
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> wombats are awesome they look like gigantic chocolate bars
32:00 <Serenity> so they go with maloo
32:00 <Serenity> which really should be native for faggot
32:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> Holden Boganmobile
32:00 <jewel> Serenity you sound like a tool
32:00 <Doodle> lol
32:00 <Serenity> do it?
32:00 <Doodle> uh oh
33:00 <Serenity> what kind?
33:00 <Serenity> spanner?
33:00 <ShadowLurker> faggot/bonehead/dumbfuck
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Holden Getyalaidmate
33:00 <Serenity> screw driver
33:00 <The_Baron> PandasDontDrive, that's just a Torana
33:00 <jewel> yeah a spanner
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i would driver the Morris Simba
33:00 <Serenity> socket wrench?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
33:00 <Maurice> Personally I love my Volvo
33:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity is a jackhammer
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> cute
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Holden Buggaboo
33:00 <Doodle> Maurice
33:00 <simba> David. Thats fucking bullshit. I dont do drugs infront of ruby. I dont do drugs anymore either. That quit msg u had yesty. The next line of that was "but my brother can drive" pity you didnt post that too
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> for the homies
33:00 <Doodle> you meant vulva
33:00 <mandyjane> lol holden getyalaidmate
33:00 <Maurice> Yeah but thats for you to hug
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
33:00 <jewel> lot of holden hate
33:00 <ShadowLurker> cos theyre shit mate
33:00 <The_Baron> Holden We'reTooBrokeToManufactureShitInAustraliaSoIt'sPrettyMuchaKIA
34:00 <The_Baron> too long winded ay?
34:00 <Doodle> *daewoo
34:00 <mandyjane> [21:33] <simba> David. Thats fucking bullshit. I dont do drugs infront of ruby. I dont do drugs anymore either. That quit msg u had yesty. The next line of that was "but my brother can drive" pity you didnt post that too
34:00 <Serenity> jewel is a 17 year old boy whos mum just let him on the internet unsupervised for the first time
34:00 <mandyjane> wtf
34:00 <jewel> nothing wrong with kia
34:00 <TheRiddler> I thought that said holden gaytime
34:00 <jewel> lol 
34:00 <Maurice> What
34:00 <Maurice> mandyjane said earlier she was stoned
34:00 <jewel> Serenity youre a 27 year old idiot
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol a holden gaytime
34:00 <Doodle> oh dear
34:00 <ShadowLurker> jewel you sound butthurt
34:00 <TheRiddler> everyone knows pot doesn't count :p
34:00 <ShadowLurker> would you like some ointment
34:00 <mandyjane> pots a leaf
34:00 <The_Baron> and a flower
34:00 <jewel> no thanks ShadowLurker
34:00 <Maurice> Then you have shit pot
35:00 <mandyjane> chill ladiesss
35:00 <The_Baron> who smokes the leaf
35:00 <The_Baron> :P
35:00 <Doodle> lolol Maurice
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's awesome that Kingswood County is back on tele
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> and nobody complains
35:00 <The_Baron> YOU BLOODY WOG
35:00 <Maurice> NOT THE KINGSWOOD
35:00 <Maurice> You bloody poof
35:00 <Doodle> looool
35:00 <jewel> and monaro is hot too
35:00 <Maurice> I like the monaros with the chevy badges
35:00 <Maurice> Sooooo sexy
35:00 <Doodle> i thought about getting a monaro
35:00 <Doodle> then i came to my senses
35:00 <ShadowLurker> even my shitbox laser blew away some noisy cunt tiny little 5.0l crumbledoor last week
35:00 <jewel> you mean you couldnt afford it
35:00 <The_Baron> holdens are shit
36:00 <The_Baron> ford are shit
36:00 <jewel> no offence
36:00 <TheRiddler> monaro is was a hit with top gear
36:00 <The_Baron> it's all pretty shit
36:00 <Doodle> lol i can afford a monaro thx
36:00 <Serenity> [7:34pm] <jewel> Serenity youre a 27 year old idiot
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna marry this chick https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10359244_744856555570984_1223815253199913904_n.jpg
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> so fkn sexy
36:00 <Serenity> dont get upset cause i said holdens shit
36:00 <jewel> hehe ok Doodle just playing
36:00 <TheRiddler> or rather it's pontiac gt counterpart
36:00 <Serenity> i didnt call your mum fat or anything
36:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
36:00 <TheRiddler> GTO*
36:00 <The_Baron> only car that is still manufactured with any real workmanship are shit like Bentley's and Lambos
36:00 <jewel> well Serenity the way you went about it was not like an adult which you claim to be
36:00 <The_Baron> and since I can't afford either
36:00 <Serenity> of course it was
36:00 <jewel> adults know people like different things
36:00 <jewel> so youre a tool
36:00 <ShadowLurker> jewel seems upset
36:00 <Lish> lol
37:00 <Serenity> they're more than welcome to like different things
37:00 <mandyjane> u mad bro
37:00 <ShadowLurker> bets on how long they last here
37:00 <Serenity> doesnt make them any less shit
37:00 <The_Baron> jewel doesn't actually have any real comebacks to anything anyone has said
37:00 <ShadowLurker> i give 25mins
37:00 <Serenity> also hello mandyjane and lish
37:00 <mandyjane> hi Serenity
37:00 <jewel> oh come back fail
37:00 <Lish> Howdy 
37:00 <The_Baron> a mere "you're stupid" as a retort is quite juvenile
37:00 <jewel> my goal to have come backs to idiots
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Detroit is the place to be
37:00 <Doodle> can't we just talk about boobs
37:00 <The_Baron> well you're not dazzling us with your mammoth intellect
37:00 <mandyjane> u light the spark in my bonfire heart
37:00 <Fez> Breats
37:00 <ShadowLurker> jewel if we wanted our comeback we'd scrape it form ur sister chin
37:00 <The_Baron> so really, how do we know you are smarter than us if you can't prove it
38:00 <mandyjane> people like us, we dont need that much
38:00 <jewel> im gonna go cry
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey im not an idiot
38:00 <The_Baron> my widdle bwain just can't handle all this new data
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just wanted to have sex with u.
38:00 <robot> HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA http://imgur.com/gallery/NWK5h
38:00 <mandyjane> just some one that starts the spark in our bonfire hearts
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> from behind
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and hear your butt clap on the kitchen floor
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> :
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
38:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive youre still one weirdo
38:00 <Doodle> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> one
38:00 <Doodle> denied
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> AHAHAHAHA
38:00 <Doodle> no butt clapping for you
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> nup
39:00 <partay> ShadowLurker chimers in with an oldie but a goodie 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> shot down man
39:00 <ShadowLurker> chimes*
39:00 <Serenity> lol @ that gif
39:00 <Doodle> D:
39:00 <jewel> ShadowLurker why dont you go back to lurking
39:00 <Serenity> THOSE INSTRUMENTS ARE FAKE
39:00 <ShadowLurker> i wasnt lurking
39:00 <partay> who put that r there 
39:00 <robot> everybody shut up and look that post
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> lurking in the shadows?
39:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/LRAPq5O
40:00 <Serenity> maybe
40:00 <partay> robot win
40:00 <Serenity> ShadowLurker is actually a shadow
40:00 <Serenity> woahh
40:00 <jewel> yes lurking in the shadows
40:00 <ShadowLurker> im everywhere
40:00 <The_Baron> I am actually a baron
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> woooo
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> DARKNESSES!
40:00 <Serenity> im actually the ship serenity
40:00 <mandyjane> ShadowLurker = Serenity running to mirc programs
40:00 <mandyjane> two*
40:00 <Doodle> i'm actually a Doodle
40:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
40:00 <mandyjane> :p
40:00 <Student> nice post robot
41:00 <Serenity> jewel still actually has small hands
41:00 <Doodle> hot
41:00 <jewel> so
41:00 <The_Baron> I am a member of the lowest order of the British nobility
41:00 <partay> jewel you should stop smoking 
41:00 <ShadowLurker> no
41:00 <The_Baron> one might say,I'm quite the nob
41:00 <The_Baron> ;)
41:00 <jewel> i dont smoke
41:00 <Serenity> huahuahaha
42:00 <ShadowLurker> jewel doesnt smoke
42:00 <ShadowLurker> jewel injects
42:00 <mandyjane> but are you any good on the nob The_Baron
42:00 <TheRiddler> I tell riddles to batman
42:00 <The_Baron> my nob knows no bounds, mandyjane
42:00 <jewel> wow ShadowLurker youre so clever
42:00 <mandyjane> oi jewel
42:00 <mandyjane> srs
42:00 <ShadowLurker> i am actually
42:00 <mandyjane> u shoold lyk stahp
42:00 <mandyjane> my freind
42:00 <mandyjane> one tyme
42:00 <Serenity> plas stahp
42:00 <ShadowLurker> jewel mate
42:00 <mandyjane> injekted one marijuanas
43:00 <mandyjane> and lyk, died
43:00 <ShadowLurker> you come to the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker
43:00 <Doodle> good grief
43:00 <The_Baron> I injecktud 5 marajeewanas
43:00 <jewel> lol
43:00 <The_Baron> it was hektik
43:00 <mandyjane> lmao
43:00 <jewel> the wrong neighbourhood?
43:00 <jewel> am i in collingwood?
43:00 <Serenity> merryjohana
43:00 <ShadowLurker> worse
43:00 <mandyjane> well waznt my freind
43:00 <jewel> essendon?
43:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE IN AUSTNET TOWN
43:00 <mandyjane> was my freindz sistas cuzzin
43:00 <ShadowLurker> in here you get mugged for your bytes
43:00 <jewel> argh
43:00 <The_Baron> this chan is like frankston meets salisbury meets mt. druitt
44:00 <jewel> this place never changes
44:00 <The_Baron> there you go generalising again
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> then fuck off
44:00 <The_Baron> there are many changes, like for instance
44:00 <The_Baron> a lack of pieter
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway jewel r u hot bro?
44:00 <ShadowLurker> yay
44:00 <The_Baron> that's a big change
44:00 <The_Baron> pat on the back guys
44:00 <The_Baron> good job
44:00 <ShadowLurker> inst it grand
44:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive i know youre so hot with your beanie
45:00 <TheRiddler> this is actually #Frankston
45:00 <TheRiddler> :p
45:00 <jewel> whre is pieter
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> beanie?
45:00 <ShadowLurker> dead
45:00 <jewel> frankston arghhh
45:00 <jewel> whats that place like
45:00 <TheRiddler> perm banned
45:00 <ShadowLurker> his head exploded on account of Serenity
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity is a murderer
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> hot
45:00 <jewel> poor guy
45:00 <jewel> The_Baron one change is not changes
45:00 <Maurice> Don't bring his financial status into it
45:00 <The_Baron> jewel, u sure seem to have a thing for the underdog
46:00 <Maurice> Wheres fawks
46:00 <jewel> lol
46:00 <jewel> yes
46:00 <The_Baron> jewel, there are other changes
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicks love guys they think they can change for the better
46:00 <jewel> is that a problem The_Baron
46:00 <The_Baron> like umm...well Austnet in general has shrunk to the size of a Magic The Gathering Tournament in Wagga Wagga
46:00 <jewel> i have hope this place will change but doesnt seem to
46:00 <Lish> Hahaha
46:00 <SexParlour> penis
46:00 <jewel> lol The_Baron
47:00 <ShadowLurker> sucks cocks
47:00 <Doodle>  <ShadowLurker> sucks cocks
47:00 <Doodle> teehehe
47:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh well
47:00 <TheRiddler> man that's gotta be a huge amount of change for pieter
47:00 <SexParlour> pieter has aids
47:00 <SexParlour> just like pictard
47:00 <jewel> maybe hes here right now
47:00 <Doodle> full blown aids
47:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet hes still crying
47:00 <The_Baron> that's unfair to aids
47:00 <The_Baron> c'mon guys!
47:00 <SexParlour> lol
48:00 <SexParlour> hes cry moare
48:00 <SexParlour> chucky
48:00 <SexParlour> chucky is a woman
48:00 <The_Baron> it aint that he has been infected with HIV, it's that HIV has been infected with him
48:00 <SexParlour> fucking sounds like a whale
48:00 <SexParlour> CHUNKY
48:00 <SexParlour> got pwnt 
48:00 <SexParlour> i called that cunt
48:00 <jewel> im infected with hsv
48:00 <SexParlour> he cried
49:00 <The_Baron> well that has proven my suspicions
49:00 <The_Baron> though, when did you start typing so, un typo like
49:00 <The_Baron> :P
49:00 <SexParlour> chucky 
49:00 <SexParlour> what a fuckhead
50:00 <jewel> who was that fool
50:00 <Doodle> stevo
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> some awesome person
50:00 <jewel> oh ok
51:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive youre so adorable
51:00 <Lish> I'm totes adorbs too
51:00 <Doodle> same
51:00 <Maurice> Not me
51:00 <jewel> totes
51:00 <The_Baron> don't lie
51:00 <Maurice> I am obese and me and my fat boyfriend broke a balcony
51:00 <Doodle> lol
51:00 <Maurice> Just asked beehhh
51:00 <The_Baron> you're all about as adorable as a bunch of maggots in a blender
51:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
52:00 <Maurice> Ask*
52:00 <Maurice> God, stupid fat fingers
52:00 <Lish> Hot Maurice 
52:00 <The_Baron> yeah, she is one finger tight
52:00 <Serenity> yeah cams a massive fat ass
52:00 <The_Baron> it just happens she has fingers like polish salamis
53:00 <Maurice> (22:37:35) (beehhh): Maurice went to visit friends at jundaloop and a balcony gave away(22:38:07) (beehhh): the fat man was still on the ground (22:38:15) (beehhh): are you dating him?
53:00 <jewel> some people find that hot
53:00 <Maurice> JUNDALOOP
53:00 <Serenity> what the hell were you doing so far away from home Maurice
53:00 <Maurice> Fucked if I know
53:00 <Maurice> Must have been sleep teleporting
54:00 <Serenity> i wish i had a big piece of shot chocolate cake with cream on it
54:00 <Serenity> hot..
54:00 <Maurice> Yum
54:00 <Maurice> And ice cream so it melts slowly
54:00 <Serenity> yess
55:00 <Serenity> like the giant sundae at hogs breath
55:00 <Maurice> One place I used to work at had choc cake with hard choc icing in swirls and stuff, then you'd microwave it and the hard choc would melt
55:00 <Serenity> hnngg
56:00 <Maurice> Then I would dive face first into it
56:00 <Maurice> I used to have that for dinner on my break
56:00 <Maurice> No wonder I broke that balcony
56:00 <The_Baron> put a large marshamallow in a donut and microwave it
56:00 <Serenity> whatttt
56:00 <Maurice> Not a fan of either of those things
57:00 <The_Baron> when ur 20 cones deep, it's heaven
57:00 <Maurice> Oh
57:00 <Maurice> I don't do drugs
57:00 <The_Baron> I don't either
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like being dick deep in ass
57:00 <mandyjane> wheres Mew
58:00 <jewel> a mans bum?
58:00 <The_Baron> probably being forced to shove inanimate objects up her woohoo by her significant other
58:00 <Maurice> Getting jizz in her eyes again
58:00 <mandyjane> lol
58:00 <Maurice> She needs to invest in goggles
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea usually mens bums
59:00 <mandyjane> safety first
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> the frightened look in the eyes of a man as u bum him
59:00 <The_Baron> I do like that look of shock on a womans face when u get em in the eye and they don't expect it
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> sealing his dirty hole with my man glue
00:00 <The_Baron> that is the look of lurve
00:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive are u a real gamer?
00:00 <jewel> lol
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk no
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> gamings for poofs
00:00 <jewel> hes a real real gamer
00:00 <jewel> and a writer
00:00 <simba> i play 4 real madrid
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> my father was the late Chris Farley
01:00 <jewel> and hes a funny man
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> wot
02:00 <jewel> you
02:00 <TheRiddler> watching game of boners
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> i just watched New Worlds, it was ace
02:00 <TheRiddler> 1 weiner next to another weinerrrr
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmm
03:00 <jewel> lovely
03:00 <simba> ethan suplee aka the fat guy from my name is earl in a game boy ad in the 80s
03:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBLr4wbiR6E
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dead Squirrel: Game Gear vs. Game Boy (Feb 18, 2006) 0:29 - Category: Entertainment - 73,437 views - 151 likes (90.4%), 16 dislikes (9.6%)
04:00 <TheRiddler> he's had more success than the star did
04:00 <A> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=887381474612489&set=vb.414982355185739&type=2&theater
04:00 <simba> jason lee? he owns
04:00 <jewel> riddle me this riddle me that
04:00 <Maurice> I saw a really bad movie with that Ethan dude in it and he was even bigger than when he played Randy
05:00 <couleurs> lol game gear sucked 
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol that ad
05:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
05:00 <simba> play sanic on the go
05:00 <TheRiddler> Sega makes great ads 
05:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDFQYKPsVOQ#t=25
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Postman owns little kid (Date not found) 0:40 - Category: Comedy - 1,062,341 views - 9,042 likes (97%), 282 dislikes (3%)
05:00 <couleurs> lolllll
05:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10346627_10152421572369330_6526420276578030054_n.jpg
06:00 <Serenity> achoooo
06:00 <Maurice> I clocked sonic on a game gear
06:00 <The_Baron> this made me laugh far more than it should have
06:00 <Maurice> Then got it for ps3 and traded it in coz I kept dying in the lava
06:00 <The_Baron> now you have a ps4 and now what?
06:00 <simba> lmao sucked in lil british baby
06:00 <simba> ive never clocked a fucking sonic game they are impossible
06:00 <Maurice> I don't play it
06:00 <Maurice> So nothing
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Maurice he was huge in John Q
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> with denzel
07:00 <jewel> denzel is great
07:00 <Maurice> I dunno what the movie was but it was shit
07:00 <simba> did anyone here ever play a virtual boy
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like denzel
07:00 <simba> actually it prob didnt even get down here,,
07:00 <jewel> we can share him panda
07:00 <Fez> American history x?
08:00 <simba> that film owns
08:00 <Maurice> Woah http://www.imdb.com/media/rm1744940544/nm0839486?ref_=nm_ov_ph
08:00 <Maurice> Look how thin he is
09:00 <Fez> Photoshop
09:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/PpxDuNFBVj8
09:00 <couleurs> THIS
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Luigi Ridin' Dirty - Death Stare in Mario Kart 8 (Date not found) 0:25 - Category: Gaming - 395,998 views - 9,352 likes (99.3%), 68 dislikes (0.7%)
09:00 <simba> didnt even notice him in that wolf street movie
09:00 <couleurs> !!!!!!!!!!
09:00 <simba> lol
10:00 <couleurs> ahahha his moustache looks angry
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wana fuck julia zemekis
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> or wotev her name is
10:00 <Serenity> waiiit Maurice is that the fat guy from earl
10:00 <Floss> i think its pronounced Hot Lips
10:00 <Maurice> Yessss
11:00 <Serenity> woah man
11:00 <Serenity> he was in mallrats too and he was massive
11:00 <TheRiddler> ethan was also in unstoppable 
11:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah
11:00 <TheRiddler> must be good friends with denzel
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow that cunt got thin
11:00 <The_Baron> he was the dude who was tryin to see the magic eye painting
11:00 <TheRiddler> mallrats is his best role
11:00 <Serenity> yeah willam
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i wonder how much surgery he had to have
11:00 <Serenity> and he was in clerks
11:00 <Serenity> and dogma
11:00 <The_Baron> A SCHOONER IS A SAIL BOAT YOU STUPID HEAD
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> to cut all the loose skin off
12:00 <simba> what did ethan do in dogma i cant remember him
12:00 <robot> every fucking sunday http://imgur.com/gallery/ZxLet02
12:00 <simba> was he the poo monster
12:00 <simba> lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> he was a voice
12:00 <TheRiddler> of norman
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> dogma
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> that with ben affleck?
13:00 <Serenity> yep
13:00 <TheRiddler> oops
13:00 <TheRiddler> noman
13:00 <Maurice> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2015301/My-Name-Is-Earl-star-Ethan-Suplee-reveals-effects-dramatic-200lb-weight-loss.html
13:00 <Maurice> Uhm, hes in lycra
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> not a kevin smith fan
14:00 <Maurice> His knee is a bit saggy though
14:00 <Serenity> i looove kevin
14:00 <The_Baron> he used to be good
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> then he made chasing amy
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
14:00 <The_Baron> actually, it's surprising he still had a career after Jersey Girl
14:00 <simba> lol at how big he was in the grey trackie
14:00 <The_Baron> that was a stinker
14:00 <The_Baron> and Clerks 2
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fkn jersey girl
14:00 <The_Baron> what a bunch of shit
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> clerks 2 blew dicks
15:00 <The_Baron> ^^
15:00 <couleurs> clerks + mallrats only good 1s
15:00 <Serenity> you both go to hell
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> HELL HELL HELL!
15:00 <The_Baron> though that argument they have about Star Wars Vs Lord Of The Rings was pretty funny
15:00 <couleurs> we've been over this before if you think otherwise u sux
15:00 <The_Baron> other than that
15:00 <The_Baron> shit
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
15:00 <The_Baron> Dogma was oright
15:00 <Maurice> His decision to transform his body stemmed from a bet he made with director Kevin Smith that he would lose more weight than him in ten years after filming comedy hit Mallrats.
15:00 <Maurice> Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2015301/My-Name-Is-Earl-star-Ethan-Suplee-reveals-effects-dramatic-200lb-weight-loss.html#ixzz33U2Cwejc
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15:00 <PandasDontDrive> some funny moments in jay and silent bob
15:00 <The_Baron> though I feel it wasn't executed right
15:00 <The_Baron> had a great script
15:00 <Maurice> That was bigger than I thought
15:00 <Maurice> Thats what she said
15:00 <The_Baron> but I think the performances didn't all land
16:00 <Floss> it makes me want burgers
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i want burgers
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> moo
18:00 <TheRiddler> he's announced clerks 3
18:00 <The_Baron> oh fuck that!
18:00 <Serenity> im psyched for it
18:00 <The_Baron> 2 was more than enough
18:00 <Serenity> no taste
18:00 <ShadowLurker> >:(
18:00 <The_Baron> u watched Clerks 2 and enjoyed it all the way?
18:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
18:00 <couleurs> fat slob needs more pies!!!!!!!!
18:00 <Serenity> clerks 2 was better than clerks
18:00 <The_Baron> surely u jest?
19:00 <Floss> what the hell are they going to do with the third one....
19:00 <Serenity> absolutely not
19:00 <The_Baron> I have lost a lil respect for you now Serenity
19:00 <TheRiddler> it was
19:00 <The_Baron> next you're gonna say Chasing Amy and Jersey Girl were cinematic gold too
20:00 <The_Baron> actually did u like Jersey Girl
20:00 <The_Baron> coz I never met anyone who did
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> neone here fucked a black chick?
20:00 <The_Baron> yes
20:00 <The_Baron> two of them
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> when u doggy them can u see their asshole?
20:00 <Floss> what.
20:00 <The_Baron> one was trinidadian, the other kenyan
20:00 <Maurice> Yes
20:00 <Maurice> Well, he might aswell have been a chick for the size of his dick
20:00 <TheRiddler> Mankind teams up with Hell to save existence from extinction at the hands of a rapturing giant Jesus.
21:00 <Serenity> their assholes are still in the same place dude
21:00 <Maurice> Lol
21:00 <TheRiddler> this sounds like it would be good
21:00 <The_Baron> I'll tell u one thing though
21:00 <Serenity> i cant remember much about jersey girl or chasing amy tbh
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol TheRiddler
21:00 <The_Baron> and after comparing notes with others who have slept with those of african pursuation
21:00 <The_Baron> I have to say
21:00 <Serenity> i do have them both though
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
21:00 <The_Baron> black chicks have smelly twats
21:00 <Floss> LOL
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> eeww
21:00 <The_Baron> going by mine and others experiences
21:00 <partay> lol
21:00 <jewel> this is just getting worse
21:00 <Floss> what the hell
21:00 <The_Baron> maybe it aint always the case
21:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive do you have to bring the conversation down
21:00 <Floss> like... sweaty?
21:00 <jewel> go and get high or something
22:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, like I said, after comparing notes
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> average australians need to broaden their movie going experience
22:00 <The_Baron> came to this conclusion so far
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> and support independent films
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> and foreign films
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> sick of cinemas, packed with big budget nonsense.
22:00 <simba> average aussies just want their average flicks m8
22:00 <TheRiddler> umm
22:00 <TheRiddler> just go to dendy cinemas
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> they may want more if they knew what else was out there
23:00 <TheRiddler> also
23:00 <simba> theyre happy watching the latest jew infested bullshit about a man, his dog and a broken home
23:00 <TheRiddler> most australian films are independent
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i know that about australian films
23:00 <TheRiddler> or close enough
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
23:00 <The_Baron> I wanna talk about smelly twats, and not the ones who go to film school and make some art house rubbish about Gay Cowboys eating pudding or some shit
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i liked Peach or Peaches with Hugo Weaving
23:00 <couleurs> spidermen 2 movie of the year or transformers 4 ok u guys don't no any thing
23:00 <The_Baron> (love that episode of southpark)
24:00 <Serenity> i dont mind talking about twats but do they have to be smelly
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk wasting money on spider-man 2 or transformers
24:00 <The_Baron> I am still waiting for a Lobo movie
24:00 <The_Baron> once they do that, I will be happy
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> Lobo?
24:00 <simba> A has a smelleh twat
24:00 <The_Baron> Lobo is the most kickass character in the DC stable of comics
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant wait to go cinema this weekend woooo
24:00 <Floss> one dead fish nobody can find
24:00 <TheRiddler> spiderman 2 is good
25:00 <Serenity> i have a smelly sock
25:00 <The_Baron> he's a alien bounty hunter who kills 6 billion of his own kind just so he can be unique
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> going to see a kurdish film
25:00 <The_Baron> it would be so brutal if done right
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> 6 billion
25:00 <The_Baron> yep
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> even though im so over super heros/villains
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> id see that
25:00 <simba> fuck u $ony give spiderman back 2 the comic guys!!!!!!!
25:00 <partay> you guys wouldnt be close enough to some twat to compare 
25:00 <Floss> oooo
26:00 <Floss> snap
26:00 <The_Baron> data:image/jpeg;base64,/9j/4AAQSkZJRgABAQAAAQABAAD/2wCEAAkGBxQSEhQUExQWFRUXGBgYGBcXGBcdGBgcFxoXGBgaFxwYHCggGh0lHxgXITEiJSkrLi4uFx8zODMsNygtLisBCgoKDg0OGxAQGywkHyQsLDQ0LCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLCwsLP/AABEIAREAuQMBIgACEQEDEQH/xAAbAAACAwEBAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAEBQECAwYAB//EAD0QAAEDAgQDBQYEBgICAwEAAAEAAhEDIQQSMUEFUWETInGBkQYyobHB0RRS4fAjM0JicvGCkhWic7LCB//EABkBAAMBAQEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAECAwAEBf/EACoRAAICAgICAQIFBQAAAAAAAA
26:00 <TheRiddler> the new x-men is good
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> its sad that Comic Con isnt about comics any more
26:00 <The_Baron> fuck that's a big link
26:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
26:00 <The_Baron> whoops
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> watched a doco about it
26:00 <TheRiddler> that's not even a link
26:00 <A> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFW-gAMm8a4
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Linkin Park - New Divide (Official Music Video) HD (Date not found) 4:30 - Category: Music - 180,035 views - 969 likes (97.8%), 22 dislikes (2.2%)
26:00 <The_Baron> I know, wtf happened
26:00 <A> that has been again ^
26:00 <partay> A good song 
26:00 <TheRiddler> umm
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> movies and television actors
26:00 <partay> Floss theyknow it 
27:00 <Floss> haha
27:00 <TheRiddler> dont watch docos
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> sucka!
27:00 <TheRiddler> go see for yourself
27:00 <Floss> its like, when youre holding a ladys breast, and it feels like, a bag of sand....
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> i went to supanova
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> was fun
27:00 <The_Baron> supanova is too pop orientated
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> saw thingo that does Jake the dog and Bender n billy west
27:00 <The_Baron> miss the old OzCon days
27:00 <simba> linkin park more like lickin puke lol
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> n chilled out watchin anime
28:00 <The_Baron> when it was about nerds and comics and sci-fi
28:00 <The_Baron> not half naked bitches in cosplay
28:00 <partay> lol Floss
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> the sci fi thing helped to ruin comic cons
28:00 <TheRiddler> that's a bonus
28:00 <The_Baron> nah, Cosplay killed it I reckon
28:00 <TheRiddler> half naked girls in cosplay
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> cosplay is so fucking annoying
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> crappy costumes and plastic guns 
29:00 <Floss> i love dressups
29:00 <The_Baron> and those oversized cardboard swords
29:00 <The_Baron> fuck that shit
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> those shit me
29:00 <TheRiddler> I mean would you like to go to some place and it's smelly guys n with pimples n looks like a sausage fest
29:00 <simba> i like sexualised cosplay because it encourages women to wear less 
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
29:00 <The_Baron> and if one of these girls actually got to touch a real penis, they would be more clueless than a Jew at a christening
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> and lol
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHAHA
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder if Edge of Tomorrow is any good
30:00 <Floss> virgins are useless
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> only good thing about fucking a virgin is that she is a virgin
31:00 <The_Baron> well u gotta learn somewhere I suppose
31:00 <Floss> no.
31:00 <Floss> virgins follow you around for weeks
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <Floss> and wanna cuddle and talk about feelings n shit
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> what's wrong with cuddling
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> and talking
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> even holding hands, so cute aaaw cute
31:00 <Floss> when im done im sleeping and you are fucking off home
31:00 <The_Baron> when I popped my V card
32:00 <Floss> there is a coathanger next to the bed
32:00 <The_Baron> I didn't want to be with that chick
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha i say V plates
32:00 <The_Baron> I was like "AWESOME, let's see how many times I can do this with other chicks"
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i loved losing mine
32:00 <Floss> its ok for u blokes who have female virgins....
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno who will never have sex
33:00 <Floss> male virgins..... ugh
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> that dead american loser
33:00 <The_Baron> yeah I feel sorry for the first chick that took my virginity
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Dead 20 Year Old Virgin hahahah
33:00 <Floss> no rhythym
33:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure I was crap
33:00 <Floss> yeah we have to do everything
33:00 <Floss> youre scared
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont think its true at all that all guys are shit the first time
33:00 <The_Baron> yeah but then it becomes the other way around Floss
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> Floss is talking shit
34:00 <The_Baron> PandasDontDrive, when it comes to the initial poke
34:00 <The_Baron> we tend to be at first
34:00 <Floss> one guy didnt tell me till after... i remember laying there staring at the cieling like.... ohh FUCK
34:00 <The_Baron> though, I did learn I had a natural talent for cunnalingus
34:00 <Floss> casue we were at my place
35:00 <simba> me 2 The_Baron me 2
35:00 <The_Baron> I dunno what was going on, but the first time I went down on a chick, she screamed I LOOOOVE YOU
35:00 <The_Baron> I still laugh about that one
36:00 <robot> this one is for Mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww http://imgur.com/gallery/fC1JvW7
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> when i lost my virginity
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> to my uncle when i was 3
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> what a wonderful summer
37:00 <Floss> ...
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i shouldnt have walked around the house naked
37:00 <partay> robot fkn lol
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> `3*
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol oops
37:00 <The_Baron> am I the only one pulling a errggh face atm?
37:00 <Floss> i am too
37:00 <Floss> panda was a slut at 3
37:00 <Floss> dedication
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
37:00 <The_Baron> A walking headjob
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahahaha
38:00 <robot> lol
38:00 <The_Baron> oh god see waht u made me do
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL!!!!
38:00 <Floss> it was pandas fault, he was walking around without his nappy
38:00 <Floss> like the sexy toddler he was
38:00 <Floss> he knew what he was doing
39:00 <The_Baron> I am laughing and hating myself all at once
40:00 <TheRiddler> his uncle must be a midget :p
40:00 <The_Baron> this is getting a bit crass
40:00 <The_Baron> dead baby jokes would be a step above from this
41:00 <TheRiddler> or PandasDontDrive was a tall 3yr old toddler
41:00 <TheRiddler> to be a walking headjob lol
42:00 <The_Baron> or his uncle was a short man
42:00 <The_Baron> or panda toddled about with a step ladder
42:00 <Floss> yeah i slightly hate myself
44:00 <TheRiddler> wb once again faux
44:00 <TheRiddler> we're talking about panda n his uncle
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahahahahaha!
44:00 <simba> he used to call him Uncle Pleasure
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmfao
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn bored
45:00 <Floss> he used to "take care" of his uncle
45:00 <Floss> with his "butthole"
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> im very adorable
46:00 <The_Baron> his uncle was like a jar of vegemite
46:00 <The_Baron> he put a rose on every cheek
46:00 <The_Baron> ;P
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lolllll
48:00 <Mew> lmao robot
48:00 <A> watever happened to Loof, does he have a perm ban n how come?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope so
48:00 <Mew> he said hes not coming back to melbs
48:00 <dematerialised> Loof isn't banned.
48:00 <dematerialised> He just doesn't love us anymore.
49:00 <A> ah rite
49:00 <Mew> but he still comes on in 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
49:00 <couleurs> no Pieter, no Picard, no Loof... 3 out of 5 ain't bad
49:00 <dematerialised> yeah it's been heavenly
50:00 <dematerialised> im like, well shit, there's actual conversation happening
50:00 <Mew> are 4 and 5 Saemon and PieterDoesntInject?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
50:00 <dematerialised> yes Mew
50:00 <couleurs> yes Mew 
50:00 <Mew> yes Mew
50:00 <Bastardly_One> message Loof on psn and tell him to come back in 
50:00 <dematerialised> yes Moo
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> msg him on psn and tell him he's shit
51:00 <couleurs> Mewtrix Has Yuo Neo
51:00 <Mew> moo baa double quack double quack
51:00 <The_Baron> it's sad that dog farts, smelly twats, uncle fuckers and lesbians seems to be considered real conversation here
51:00 <The_Baron> :P
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> well im going to continue watching Utopia
51:00 <dematerialised> The_Baron: better than middle-aged men having a girl-fight
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> and correcting the mistakes
51:00 <Mew> b1 he doesnt wanna 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got the whole world in his hands
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew fine! either do I
52:00 <The_Baron> I suppose
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he has you and me brother ... in his hands
52:00 <robot> this one's for PandasDontDrive 
52:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/7z1b6GP
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got you and me sister in his hands
52:00 <Bastardly_One> he's got the whole world in his hands
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you're all pretty boring
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool robot
55:00 <robot> night all
55:00 <A> \o.
55:00 <Maurice> (20:51:19) (Mew): moo baa double quack double quack
55:00 <Maurice> I hate that bitch
55:00 <Maurice> Think she knows everything
56:00 <Mew> the owl shits me
56:00 <Serenity> small potato small potato small potatoo small POTATOOOO
56:00 <Maurice> NO
56:00 <Maurice> GOD NO
57:00 <Serenity> ohhh potatooooooo
57:00 <Serenity> smalllll pottaaaaatoooo
58:00 <The_Baron> BIG SPAGHETTI
00:00 <ShadowLurker> NO
00:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npx2NK3Utrw
00:00 <ShadowLurker> GOD NOOO
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Small Potatoes Theme Song (Feb 1, 2012) 0:32 - Category: Entertainment - 984,743 views - 3,835 likes (90.9%), 386 dislikes (9.1%)
00:00 <Maurice> Stupid show
01:00 <The_Baron> Annoying Orange is stupid
01:00 <Serenity> the song gets stuck in my head
01:00 <Serenity> the kids hadnt watched abc for like a year turned it on the other day and it was on
01:00 <Serenity> same time as before
01:00 <Maurice> I hate most of the shows on abc 2 and abc3
02:00 <faux> oh potatooooooooooooooooooes
03:00 <Maurice> FAUX
03:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10356340_10154204133645504_4513272874265634701_n.jpg
03:00 <faux> hi
03:00 <faux> THATS IT
03:00 <faux> UR DED
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm pasta
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm mushroom
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> this sauce tastes like a princess pooped it out <3
04:00 <faux> ive had this song in myu head all day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-zpOMYRi0w
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Iggy Azalea - Fancy (Explicit) ft. Charli XCX (Date not found) 3:25 - Category: Music - 66,364,603 views - 438,103 likes (93.7%), 29,327 dislikes (6.3%)
05:00 <Maurice> http://shockfactor.tv/iggy-azalea-and-rita-ora-vs-white-chicks/
06:00 <simba> lol faux
07:00 <simba> first things first im the realest
07:00 <faux> lol
07:00 <faux> im so fancaayyy
07:00 <faux> you already knoooow
07:00 <faux> simba watch this  vid http://www.news.com.au/sport/cofounder-phil-knight-ends-debate-on-how-to-pronounce-nike/story-fnaqgujp-1226939787978
07:00 <simba> from LA to tokyo
08:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=L1ggMgjYev4#t=94
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - Happy (Date not found) 1:57 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 171,776 views - 4,137 likes (96.7%), 140 dislikes (3.3%)
08:00 <Saemon> hrm so ive bought some woolworths brand mi goreng
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> y
08:00 <Saemon> not the usual indo mi nasi one
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> indo mie noodles are fuck cheap
08:00 <Saemon> its much more cheapers
08:00 <simba> that phil knight guy looks like an old steve buscemi
08:00 <The_Baron> love indo mie
08:00 <Saemon> well the indo mie pack of 5 is around $3
08:00 <simba> lol i saw that nike ad where the dudes turn into footballers
09:00 <faux> yess
09:00 <faux> i just watched it
09:00 <Saemon> this woolies brand was $1.49
09:00 <faux> also i am so not chnging the way i say nike
09:00 <faux> fuck it!
09:00 <simba> ni-key
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> nyke
09:00 <Saemon> thats like more than half price lesser
09:00 <simba> ah-di-das
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> i say nikes
09:00 <A> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo4pdhKL4b4
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FALCO - Rock Me Amadeus ( film version ) ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀ (Oct 4, 2009) 5:37 - Category: Music - 3,420,146 views - 9,585 likes (96%), 399 dislikes (4%)
09:00 <A> he was grweat that dude ^, shame he's gone
09:00 <simba> rhyming nike with spike is SO WEIRD
09:00 <The_Baron> I've always said ni-key
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> more than half price
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> bs
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah i say it like that simba lol
10:00 <The_Baron> always bothered me ppl who pronounce it ad-eee-das
10:00 <The_Baron> ad-id-as
10:00 <simba> a deed to the house
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> a-di-das
10:00 <faux> a dee dus
10:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <simba> u should hear how the yanks say hyundai
11:00 <faux> hunday
11:00 <faux> i hate how they say porsche
11:00 <simba> im IN THE FAST LANE
11:00 <faux> porsha
11:00 <faux> no.
11:00 <Mew> nyke
11:00 <The_Baron> well only recently I learned gummi bears is pronounced goom-ee 
11:00 <faux> what?!
11:00 <simba> goomi bears?
11:00 <Serenity> kneesan
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <The_Baron> yep
11:00 <faux> gtfo
11:00 <The_Baron> that's how it's pronounced
12:00 <The_Baron> ask any german it seems
12:00 <The_Baron> goom-ee
12:00 <Doodle> [23:11] <faux> porsha
12:00 <Doodle> [23:11] <faux> no.
12:00 <Doodle> thats the correct pronunciation
12:00 <Mew> is that their accent
12:00 <faux> idc
12:00 <faux> its ugly
13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
13:00 <robot> night
13:00 <A> well, gumi is gum in Hungarian .......... and prolly somethin similar in German too
13:00 <TheRiddler> beercan
13:00 <TheRiddler> :p
13:00 <A> pronounced goomi*
13:00 <faux> there this place in nsw called bulli pronounced  bull-eye and at my old job i was telling one of the workers where it was and i pronounced it as 'bully' and he laughed at me for like 10 minutes ..hes like YOURE SUCH A LEB ITS NOT BULLY TABOULI its bull-eye
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <faux> stupid pronunciation
14:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha
14:00 <The_Baron> bully tabouli
14:00 <simba> this guy is mental https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=uCnIeknzGhQ
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: شاهد ماذا يحدث عندما نقوم بكسر بيضة تحت الماء (Date not found) 0:59 - Category: Science &amp; Technology - 1,736,753 views - 3,213 likes (93.5%), 225 dislikes (6.5%)
14:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5j_EcmRvaI
14:00 <TheRiddler> there's the pronouciation of albany
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Worst Thing in Australia (Date not found) 2:41 - Category: Comedy - 1,384,835 views - 14,732 likes (97.7%), 353 dislikes (2.3%)
15:00 <TheRiddler> that anyone outside wa dont get right
15:00 <Serenity> i would have said bully too
15:00 <Serenity> how stupid
15:00 <faux> i wanna go deep sea diving to crack an egg
15:00 <TheRiddler> All-ban-ee
15:00 <faux> oh
15:00 <faux> i say al like weird al
15:00 <TheRiddler> Al-ban-ee
15:00 <faux> al banny
16:00 <faux> lol
16:00 <simba> me 2
16:00 <TheRiddler> that's the correct 1
16:00 <simba> weird al
16:00 <Serenity> i fucking want to kick anyone who says ALL-bany
16:00 <faux> oh
16:00 <Serenity> fucking cunts
16:00 <faux> im awesome
16:00 <faux> someone on me fb today wrote 'if my surname was cockburn idd kill myself' and his mum commented saying I THINK ITS PRONOUNCED CO-BURN HA HA
16:00 <faux> .
16:00 <The_Baron> al bundy
16:00 <simba> The_Baron do you like his pre/post internet video
16:00 <TheRiddler> it's mostly ppl from melb that do the allbany 1
16:00 <The_Baron> simba, soright
16:00 <Serenity> we have a cockburn
16:00 <faux> stupid melbournians
17:00 <TheRiddler> because they have a suburb called st. albans
17:00 <TheRiddler> which is pronounced all-bans
18:00 <Serenity> LOL @ anual pinga chew
18:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
18:00 <A> Dr Alban
18:00 <faux> im so fancayyyyyyyyyy
19:00 <faux> you already knoooooow ohhhhh
19:00 <faux> im in the fast lllllaaaane from la to tokyo
19:00 <TheRiddler> are you a fancay fest
20:00 <faux> i hope people know that the video was supposed to be like clueless
20:00 <simba> i just hate how shes from sydney but puts on some greasy yankee accent
21:00 <faux> i watched two interviews today
21:00 <faux> she sounds aussie when she speaks
21:00 <The_Baron> who u on about?
21:00 <simba> any girl from sydney who says "errbody" needs to have a good look in the mirror
21:00 <faux> iggy azalea
21:00 <faux> im glad she doesnt sound aussie
21:00 <The_Baron> oh that chick from mullumbimbee
22:00 <faux> aussie hip hop sucks
22:00 <faux> lol
22:00 <The_Baron> hip hop sux
22:00 <The_Baron> full stop
22:00 <simba> she isnt a hip hop artist tho,,
22:00 <The_Baron> troo
22:00 <The_Baron> bloody pop
23:00 <simba> do people consider her a rapper
23:00 <simba> lmao https://31.media.tumblr.com/cae706100d7020351ed10323c72657b3/tumblr_n6hdjwUEh71r5zq6ao1_500.jpg
23:00 <The_Baron> aparantly
23:00 <faux> watch the first minute of this
23:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gpESLdCKLQ
23:00 <The_Baron> though she's more like that what's her name
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Iggy Azalea gets fingered at her show + talks bedroom game! (Date not found) 11:00 - Category: Entertainment - 1,971,875 views - 6,223 likes (80.3%), 1,527 dislikes (19.7%)
23:00 <faux> hip hop
23:00 <The_Baron> the one that looks like mrs potato head with extra bad makeup
24:00 <faux> nicki minaj
24:00 <faux> lol
24:00 <The_Baron> that's the one!
24:00 <TheRiddler> gets fingered?
24:00 <simba> wtf whys she talking about hip hop
24:00 <TheRiddler> like up the pink?
24:00 <faux> .
24:00 <Maurice> http://forkingfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/nicki-minaj-donkey.png
24:00 <faux> watch the interview before you jizz TheRiddler
24:00 <TheRiddler> damn
25:00 <TheRiddler> look at that ass
25:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <simba> lol
27:00 <A> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10338330_675735389164892_2530258235347120965_n.jpg
27:00 <TheRiddler> hai MJsGrl
27:00 <A> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10371450_742344359162271_1729282144650042149_n.jpg
27:00 <TheRiddler> who is MJ
28:00 <The_Baron> Michael Jackson?
28:00 <The_Baron> in which case, too late and wrong sex
28:00 <The_Baron> and wrong age, maybe
29:00 <faux> why the fuck do i still click his links
29:00 <faux> theyre always those gay quotes
29:00 <A> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=332463040240867&set=vb.100004315207110&type=2&theater
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10151845_676564232402791_1230177395_n.jpg
30:00 <A> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=373268936143765&set=vb.356934671110525&type=2&theater
30:00 <couleurs> 9/11 was an isied joeb
30:00 <Mew> diaf A
31:00 <couleurs> he's the new Pieter
31:00 <simba> `seen pieter
31:00 <faux> idk why im watching this
31:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH3_1vxkpEQ
31:00 <Serenity> SMALL POTATOES ON THE MOOOOON
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Justin Bieber -- Hardcore Flirting with Miley Cyrus (Date not found) 1:43 - Category: Entertainment - 1,262,050 views - 2,658 likes (75.4%), 866 dislikes (24.6%)
31:00 <Serenity> SMALL POTATOESS IN THE SEAA
31:00 <faux> watch from 35 seconds
31:00 <Serenity> SMALL POTATOES TAKE A BAAATH
31:00 <faux> stfu
32:00 <Serenity> you stfu
32:00 <faux> lollllllllllllll
32:00 <simba> Babies Flirting
32:00 <A> get fcked Mew
32:00 <A> from behind*
32:00 <faux> in a car that screams i dont know what to do with money
32:00 <Mew> joac A
32:00 <faux> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll that car is hideous
32:00 <Doodle> what is it
32:00 <simba> he got nothin on balotellis car
33:00 <faux> its a leopard duh
33:00 <Serenity> miley used to be so pretty
33:00 <Serenity> wtf happened
33:00 <A> joac?
33:00 <couleurs> audi r8 
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope bieber ods
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> and dies
33:00 <The_Baron> Robin Thicke happened
33:00 <Mew> jump off a cliff
34:00 <faux> jerk off a cow
34:00 <faux> it may not mean nothing to ya'lllll
34:00 <Doodle> oh
34:00 <simba> twerk off a cow
34:00 <Doodle> yeh i just watched it couleurs
34:00 <A> I'll meet u at the bottom
35:00 <couleurs> dumb vinyl wrap
35:00 <couleurs> like deadmau5's ferrari
35:00 <Bastardly_One> new gt vision car?
35:00 <couleurs> i just typed deadmau5
35:00 <Doodle> yeah
35:00 <couleurs> i'm gay
35:00 <faux> omg
35:00 <Mew> http://thecount.com/wp-content/uploads/miley-twerk-chicken.gif
35:00 <faux> nyan cat
35:00 <faux> LOL
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was about to say 
35:00 <faux> thats sso bad
35:00 <Doodle> oh god that ferrari
36:00 <faux> LOLLLLLL
36:00 <Bastardly_One> his ferrari is now Nyan Cat decaled
36:00 <Bastardly_One> took about a month to do apparently
36:00 <faux> wtf
36:00 <faux> http://static.stuff.co.nz/files/LeBronLambo.jpg
36:00 <faux> whats wrong with these cunts
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <simba> too much money not enough brain capacity
37:00 <faux> http://static.stuff.co.nz/files/FloGold.jpg
37:00 <faux> .
37:00 <Doodle> chris brown also has a revolting lamborghini
37:00 <Serenity> lebronlambo
37:00 <faux> da turbinator http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-z1dm1nvNpww/UzVvIE3sy4I/AAAAAAAAAh0/bhg2PrzLpUA/s1600/deadmau5.JPG
37:00 <Serenity> has it got a crescent moon shape
38:00 <The_Baron> I wanna see some decal a Bentley or Rolls Royce
38:00 <Doodle> http://freshasfrankie.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/0723-chris-brown-lambo06-3-480w.jpg
38:00 <The_Baron> now that would be a statement
38:00 <simba> is that shaggy from scooby doo in the car with the turban guy
38:00 <The_Baron> a Bentley with Ren And Stimpy decal or some shit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy is the ummmmm
38:00 <Bastardly_One> king of Bollywood
38:00 <A> aaaaaaaaaand, if u haven't seen it yet, then this is wat's at the bottom ......... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/1385545_10200203706329983_1776688844_n.jpg
38:00 <simba> hahahahahah wait its deadmaus 5 isnt it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> forgotten his name
38:00 <simba> lmao he looks like shaggy
38:00 <Doodle> http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/11/10/article-0-15F33FC3000005DC-897_634x369.jpg
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's Joel
38:00 <faux> ewwww
39:00 <faux> whyy do people ruin cars
39:00 <faux> but how does deadmau5 earn enough money to own a ferrari
39:00 <faux> who listens to his music
39:00 <couleurs> i think that's balotelli's 
39:00 <The_Baron> actually with these big EDM acts, they make most of their money doing festivals, followed by talentless DJ's who are the only breed of man left who will actually pay for music
40:00 <couleurs> lots of idiets in the world
40:00 <Bastardly_One> here is it is on da road ... http://thesupercarkids.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/13.jpg
40:00 <The_Baron> I don't know anyone else who buys actual records except DJ's
40:00 <Doodle> http://i.imgur.com/4FavQc4.jpg
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the kid makes millions at festivals these days
41:00 <Tiggier> damn
41:00 <simba> actual records own!!!!!!!
41:00 <Tiggier> dc'd
41:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't even have to play his own stuff half the time it's others
41:00 <Tiggier> [21:39] <faux> but how does deadmau5 earn enough money to own a ferrari
41:00 <Tiggier> [21:39] <faux> who listens to his music
41:00 <Tiggier> [21:40] <TheRiddler> listen to this 8========D
41:00 <Tiggier> did I do it right? :p
41:00 <simba> lol faux
41:00 <Doodle> skin telephone
41:00 <Doodle> wang wang herro
41:00 <dematerialised> faux: he has marketed his brand extremely well. And he makes great house/electronic music.
41:00 <The_Baron> though I did see an interview
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it has pink brakes
41:00 <Bastardly_One> how gay
41:00 <dematerialised> Some of his earlier stuff is incredible.
41:00 <The_Baron> and he reckons he only really earns 2 million of the 9 million Forbes said he did
42:00 <faux> can you link me to something incredible
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
42:00 <The_Baron> but 2 mill a year, yeah u can own one ferrari
42:00 <dematerialised> Do you like house?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I will in one sec
42:00 <The_Baron> maybe two
42:00 <faux> k
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm da mau5 guy
42:00 <The_Baron> but it aint Jerry Seinfeld porche for every day of the year money
42:00 <faux> http://www.celebritycarsblog.com/
42:00 <simba> yea i guess when u market urself like a soda and create a ~cool~ logo you dont need good music 2 back it up :ice:
42:00 <faux> lmao
42:00 <dematerialised> Strobe and Faxing Berlin are two great tracks he did just as he started becoming internet famous
43:00 <dematerialised> Basically anything from his At Play releases is good too
43:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind his stuff
43:00 <faux> http://cdn.celebritycarsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/Rick-Ross-Sitting-on-a-Ferrari-600x600.png
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <The_Baron> he hasn't made anything that makes me want to stab myself in the dick
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this one got him noticed
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ydmr9yWxAM
43:00 <dematerialised> and if you want to see how good he is even when not making house/dance
43:00 <faux> this is how you lower a car
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 - The Reward Is Cheese (1080p) || HD (Date not found) 6:12 - Category: Music - 161,075 views - 1,271 likes (97.5%), 32 dislikes (2.5%)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking good tune
43:00 <dematerialised> Listen to "Careless" from Get Scraped.
43:00 <faux> link me
43:00 <dematerialised> it's pretty damn good
43:00 <Doodle> lol faux
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh 8-bit
43:00 <Bastardly_One> from Get Scraped
43:00 <dematerialised> faux: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jDbxG5mDA
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 - Careless (Original Mix) (Mar 27, 2009) 7:03 - Category: Music - 313,080 views - 1,616 likes (97.2%), 47 dislikes (2.8%)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but this is the shit
44:00 <faux> im listening to the cheese one
44:00 <faux> .
44:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Deadmau5 - Ghosts N Stuff.mp3 (7.84MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 3:25)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> the reward is cheese when it builds up
44:00 <dematerialised> careless is one of my fave tracks
44:00 <faux> ok ill listen to careless
44:00 <dematerialised> so good to chill out to
44:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron prefers the remix
44:00 <The_Baron> this is his breakthrough track?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
44:00 <faux> this one is too repetitive its giving me anxiety
44:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for the build
44:00 <The_Baron> I think 1998 just called, Mr. Oizo wants his track back
44:00 <faux> i cant
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it's cool as fuck The_Baron
44:00 <Doodle> lol
44:00 <faux> ill hyperventilate and die
44:00 <faux> ok listening to careless now
44:00 <The_Baron> nah it is oright
45:00 <dematerialised> let me know what you think
45:00 <The_Baron> though fuck it sounds a lot like Mr. Oizo
45:00 <The_Baron> the intro anyway
45:00 <Bastardly_One> how good is that 
45:00 <faux> .
45:00 <Bastardly_One> for Fruity Loops
45:00 <Bastardly_One> circa 2000
45:00 <The_Baron> u can tell it's early FL
45:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr. Oizo - Flat Beat.mp3 (4.95MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:24)
45:00 <The_Baron> the mixdown always has that certain FL'ness
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but how can that cunt master so well?
45:00 <faux> this is actually making me itchy
46:00 <Bastardly_One> even in FL?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it's disgusting
46:00 <dematerialised> B1: the man knows his shit
46:00 <Doodle> bedtime for me
46:00 <Doodle> nite homos
46:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one should be that good
46:00 <faux> nini dewdel
46:00 <The_Baron> good ears and a shit hot set of monitors helps
46:00 <Bastardly_One> dematerialised, no shit
46:00 <Doodle> nini lovely
46:00 <dematerialised> you should wach some of his live stuff that he does in his studio
46:00 <dematerialised> and some of his interviews
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah well look at his studio the cunt
46:00 <dematerialised> he doesn't sell out
46:00 <dematerialised> he tells it as it is
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you're talking to someone who knows this 
46:00 <The_Baron> this cheese track really is so Mr. Oizo
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't tell Joel stories
46:00 <Zade> i saw deadmaus at t in the park festival
46:00 <dematerialised> faux: still listening?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw him just in March
47:00 <The_Baron> it's scary, I feel like I should be in a french disco overdosing on mephedrone
47:00 <faux> yeah its making me wanna die
47:00 <dematerialised> haha
47:00 <Bastardly_One> playing pranks on Pharrel for doing a half hour mimed set
47:00 <faux> its so melllllllowww
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he's pretty much a cunt if you're not in his crowd
47:00 <dematerialised> yeah
47:00 <The_Baron> especially that pitch wind sound
47:00 <faux> im tired now
47:00 <faux> oh god
47:00 <dematerialised> he's got a few of his old tracks which are like this
47:00 <faux> autotune vocals
47:00 <faux> gr8
47:00 <dematerialised> not all dance/beats n shit
48:00 <couleurs> deadmau5 was shit, is shit and always will be shit thank u
48:00 <Bastardly_One> heard this?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kqdkNp-uW0
48:00 <faux> i dont rly like it
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Somewhere Up Here (aka Drop The Poptart) - Deadmau5 Ft. Colleen D'Agostino (Date not found) 13:32 - Category: Music - 310,364 views - 3,534 likes (98.6%), 50 dislikes (1.4%)
48:00 <faux> what with his food obsession
48:00 <Bastardly_One> such a pop song
48:00 <faux> cheese and poptarts
48:00 <dematerialised> faux: yeah, it's really just an example of his different music
48:00 <dematerialised> and that's a really early example
48:00 <Zade> t in the park is prob one of the best festivals i have been gone to, makes bdo look like a cwa meeting 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't notice that goes for 13 mins
48:00 <dematerialised> get scraped is 2006
49:00 <faux> couleurs did you ever get your glasses 
49:00 <faux> i just saw an oscar wylee ad
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade that t in the part set is one of my faves to watch
49:00 <The_Baron> I don't bother with festivals
49:00 <The_Baron> anywhere there are cops
49:00 <The_Baron> fuck that
49:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to poptart though
49:00 <Bastardly_One> some really nice bits
49:00 <simba> i cant imagine ever going to a festival again i feel like theyre a teenage thing.. only teenagers have the energy to watch 10 30 minute sets in 1 day and pretend to love every second
49:00 <couleurs> yes, i sent them back and got a refund... they were bad/average thank u
50:00 <couleurs> n u
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I need new glasses
50:00 <Bastardly_One> and a new look
50:00 <Tiggier> faux is alergic to deadmau5
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've hair at the moment and I want to know what to do with it 
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
50:00 <The_Baron> the prob I find with most festivals is the crowds
50:00 <faux> what really
50:00 <faux> mine were rly good
50:00 <The_Baron> a sea of tossers and hipsters
51:00 <The_Baron> and drunk fuckwits
51:00 <faux> you didnt like the frames or the lenses were horrible?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> this is one of his best
51:00 <simba> i dont care whos around me just the fact the sets are usually short and pointless and you just spend the whole time imagining watching the artist at a real show
51:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3l5N2pabiME
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - aural psynapse (Cover Art) (Nov 4, 2011) 7:31 - Category: Music - 3,290,593 views - 25,550 likes (98.4%), 428 dislikes (1.6%)
51:00 <The_Baron> simba too true
52:00 <The_Baron> though I am regretting not going to soundwave
52:00 <The_Baron> now I will never see GWAR live
52:00 <The_Baron> :/
52:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I laughed ... not in a good way ... at Knife Party's Haunted House theme
52:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that was the gayest
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I hated that whole day except for the obvious
52:00 <couleurs> the frames were pretty cheap, sizes were different too and i only ordered 2 pairs (in the same size) 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> not every day you go roller blading
53:00 <The_Baron> yeah electronic festivals are pretty shit like that
53:00 <The_Baron> usually only 2 acts u might like
53:00 <The_Baron> and 99 shit ones
53:00 <simba> RIp alice from the brady bunche
53:00 <Sponge> how about that all new thrones???
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and still get fucking bitched about it on Skype
53:00 <Sponge> coolhuh
53:00 <The_Baron> like when I went to see Kraftwerk at Global Gathering
53:00 <The_Baron> utter shit 
53:00 <couleurs> idk maybe only some of them were good
53:00 <Bastardly_One> "hey, remember how I fucked your shoulder man?"
53:00 <Mew>  http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X7pOY-ZdXQI
53:00 <The_Baron> except for Gorrilaz Sound System and Kraftwerk
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Above and Beyond pres. OceanLab "On A Good Day" Ashleigh Tritton's winning video (Mar 3, 2009) 6:21 - Category: Music - 720,745 views - 4,632 likes (98.1%), 92 dislikes (1.9%)
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking DEATH TO CANADA!
54:00 <Zade> i went in to t in the park in 2010 and faithless was by far the best act 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, I ran into one of those girls on the weekend
54:00 <The_Baron> which girls?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> they loved him and wanted to keep him
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the roller derby bitches that let us skate
54:00 <The_Baron> aaah 
54:00 <faux> i rly like this poptart song
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Faithless live are fucking brilliant
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I thought you would
54:00 <The_Baron> oh lord Mew, u like Above and Beyond?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I've another you'll like in a sec
55:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mko7RpS8Nxo
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Faithless - Insomnia | Live @ T in the Park 2010 (HQ) (Jul 11, 2010) 4:01 - Category: Music - 737,308 views - 2,029 likes (97.2%), 58 dislikes (2.8%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't get no
55:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck they were so good live
55:00 <The_Baron> yeah but fuck the lyrics in that song
55:00 <The_Baron> good track
55:00 <The_Baron> but rise like yeast from the eat?
55:00 <The_Baron> east*
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this fucking song though
55:00 <Tiggier> goodnight
55:00 <Bastardly_One> aural psynapse
56:00 <The_Baron> I can't get no sleep
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel 15
56:00 <faux> nini ash
56:00 <Zade> scottish crowds are the best 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I do the same hand movements to it 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he does live 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> <------- loser
56:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViN2bRGrBx8
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Giorgio Moroder - Chase (Casablanca Records) 1978 (Jul 13, 2011) 13:14 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 532,403 views - 3,507 likes (99.5%), 19 dislikes (0.5%)
56:00 <The_Baron> FLASHBACK!
56:00 <The_Baron> tempted to do a remix of this someday
56:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yes
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the track for faux
57:00 <Bastardly_One> from the dead rodent
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <faux> deceasedRodent
57:00 <Bastardly_One>  was getting into aural psyapse too much
57:00 <faux> hurry up
57:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YnwfTHpnGLY
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Raise Your Weapon (Nov 29, 2010) 8:21 - Category: Music - 38,714,389 views - 182,594 likes (96.1%), 7,409 dislikes (3.9%)
57:00 <The_Baron> I love this old shit, Giorgio Moroder, Kraftwerk, Yellow Magic Orchestra, Yello
58:00 <Bastardly_One> eveyone loves that song
58:00 <The_Baron> when cunts knew how to make a chord progression
58:00 <Bastardly_One> it's almost like the only song crowds know
59:00 <The_Baron> god maybe I'm a mysogynist
59:00 <The_Baron> but fuck I hate chick vocals in house music
59:00 <Bastardly_One> as if not like this song
59:00 <faux> nah
59:00 <The_Baron> it's just me
59:00 <faux> dont like this one
59:00 <faux> too whiny
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and I Remember is nice and gay too
59:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on then 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember might work 
59:00 <The_Baron> soon as I hear a female vocal to a 4/4 beat, I cringe a lil
59:00 <faux> no moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
59:00 <faux> im watching a show
59:00 <The_Baron> prolly due to bad euro trance music
59:00 <faux> bye
59:00 <The_Baron> it ruined it
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