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00:00 <The_Baron> isn't that like random sex in public place or some shit?
00:00 <wolfy> i give you a bourbon on the rocks sorry no coke
00:00 <Bastardly_One> someone told me this was a dogging icon
00:00 <Bastardly_One> like going watch dogging
00:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/cb0cd1a1-515c-4b64-a0b9-a73d.jpg
00:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
00:00 <Bastardly_One> rude English bitch
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd know
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the founders of dogging
00:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyNRfyiF2nA
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Hyde - The Crazies (Feat. Goretex, Ill Bill and Necro) (Jun 19, 2010) 5:40 - Category: Music - 50,843 - 287 likes (98.6%), 4 dislikes (1.4%)
00:00 <xm> lol faux
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it does though
01:00 <xm> ps i did actually do shit like this at 6
01:00 <xm> he was my first pop idol
01:00 <fawks> huh
01:00 <xm> MJ
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that was 2 hrs ago
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the MJ vid
01:00 <fawks> ohh lollll
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he's lagging?
01:00 <fawks> no he probably just got back on his comp
01:00 <The_Baron> who lags that bad?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit
01:00 <fawks> not e veryone sits here staring at the screen
02:00 <Bastardly_One> was attempted humour
02:00 <The_Baron> unless they got a 9.6kb modem from the early 90;s
02:00 <xm> i wasnt even in the room
02:00 <TheRiddler> not sure if I forgot to pack anythin
02:00 <TheRiddler> g
02:00 <TheRiddler> I shall be taking pictures this time
02:00 <TheRiddler> well maybe
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm going away for the weekend to Melbourne but the interesting part is 
02:00 <xm> actually i remember a TheRiddler dance video too
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm staying with a friend who's mother I flirt with online
03:00 <Bastardly_One> could be interesting
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I might be able to kill ShadowGate for you all
04:00 <TheRiddler> and saemon?
04:00 <wolfy> careful when ya make threat man
04:00 <Bastardly_One> same suburb apparently ... he occassionally speaks in the early mornings
04:00 <wolfy> heh
04:00 <fawks> i love shadowgate
04:00 <TheRiddler> plsss
04:00 <xm> shadowgate and romeo are heaps fun
04:00 <wolfy> romeo is cool
04:00 <wolfy> im mates with him
04:00 <xm> they keep me company when im up at odd hours
04:00 <Mew> b1 you must bang the mum
04:00 <TheRiddler> romeo is so annoying
04:00 <Bastardly_One> romeo is alright
04:00 <wolfy> where is romeo these days ?
04:00 <TheRiddler> and take pics
04:00 <xm> York
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, I was thinking on it :P
04:00 <TheRiddler> of her nude
04:00 <The_Baron> first you bang the drum
04:00 <TheRiddler> is she hot?
05:00 <The_Baron> then u bang the mum
05:00 <wolfy> ahh york i thought he was in northam
05:00 <Mew> do it
05:00 <xm> he said he moved around a bit
05:00 <TheRiddler> do the roar
05:00 <wolfy> alien8
05:00 <TheRiddler> shrek is love shrek is life
05:00 <The_Baron> sex with single mothers is one of lifes great pleasures
05:00 <TheRiddler> dress up as shrek
05:00 <wolfy> yer i hope he joins again oneday
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I think romeo only comes on when he's wasted
05:00 <wolfy> hahah hes always wasted
05:00 <Serenity> HUAHHH
05:00 <TheRiddler> actually I hope there's a few shrek costumes there
05:00 <wolfy> heheh
06:00 <Mew> single mums are more appreciative of the cock intake
06:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1I8ijoARyE
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Hyde - Bums (Ft. Necro and Uncle Howie) (Dec 8, 2010) 4:12 - Category: Music - 34,638 - 228 likes (97.9%), 5 dislikes (2.1%)
06:00 <The_Baron> they sure are Mew
06:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron this is a strange situation though ... I've know this young woman since she was really young and she's like a little sister ... then I met her mum who looks identical online years later
06:00 <Maurice> Lollll https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10348301_10154278515280597_6247414504496607428_n.jpg
06:00 <The_Baron> single mums, making sure that someone will hook up by at 3am
06:00 <Bastardly_One> "Who's your daddy?"
06:00 <The_Baron> :D
06:00 <wolfy> who
07:00 <TheRiddler> also
07:00 <TheRiddler> single mums fantasize about doing their son's friends
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol at that Maurice
07:00 <xm> i used to be known as HoisinDaddy on Austnet in #ChinaTown
07:00 <Mew> id like to give a fresh shout out to all the single mums, whoa oh oh oh oh oh
07:00 <TheRiddler> well that's what porn told me
07:00 <xm> those were the days. at my peak
08:00 <TheRiddler> :p
08:00 <wolfy> i gotta go to court in few months
08:00 <wolfy> better go
09:00 <Mew> at my pek
09:00 <xm> someone was telling me from here that in his town some guy had a court date over car theft, but didnt have a car to get to the other place where it was... so he stole a car to get there
09:00 <Bastardly_One> for xm ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVdOQvx379Y
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mary Hopkin - Those Were the Days 1968 Video stereo widescreen (Jul 1, 2011) 5:10 - Category: Music - 1,094,553 - 6,334 likes (98.6%), 92 dislikes (1.4%)
09:00 <The_Baron> single mums yay!
09:00 <wolfy> stole a car to get to court ? lol
10:00 <xm> some guy passing through Bussleton
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <wolfy> i remember carjackin in the old days around perth was no problem these days they would put it on the news
10:00 <Bastardly_One> wasn't really pete was it
10:00 <Mew> bussleton lmfao
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he lives in Busso
10:00 <Mew> JUST CATCH A BUS M8
10:00 <Bastardly_One> sure it wasn't him taking the piss?
10:00 <xm> pete was the one telling the story 
10:00 <The_Baron> so, my step sons father got arrested for holding up a servo with a bloody syringe, got bail, then on the date of his hearing he put a housekey to someones throat and tried to rob them
10:00 <wolfy> pieter?
10:00 <xm> nah
10:00 <xm> blinky
10:00 <The_Baron> not exactly the smartest bloke I ever knew
10:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahaha ... he was bullshiting you
10:00 <Saemon> that story is sooo cliche
11:00 <wolfy> The_Baron, he get scentanced?
11:00 <Serenity> pete got money stolen off him over irc. i wouldnt trust much of what he says
11:00 <The_Baron> he got well fucked after that
11:00 <The_Baron> did 2 years
11:00 <The_Baron> shoulda done more really
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I know BlinkyBill/Labrador/pelican/oneinchwilly well
11:00 <Mew> me too i like pete
11:00 <wolfy> they give ya suspended scentance on petty shit burglary prolly get off suspended scentance on a months remand 
11:00 <Serenity> wotsurcupsize
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Mew he's a good guy when you know him 
12:00 <The_Baron> holding up a servo with a bloody syringe then robbing someone with housekeys on the day of their hearing, dumb shit really happens
12:00 <The_Baron> all the time
12:00 <xm> he's one of my favourites. because i can talk to him eye to eye as fellow Nyoongars
12:00 <xm> you honkys wouldnt get it
12:00 <wolfy> ey unna
12:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, know of Venom P Stinger? there's a reason I ask
13:00 <wolfy> KGB
13:00 <Mew> i used to like going to all bens court hearings just to see the other people get sentanced for stuff
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that dumb cunt was that big of a junky he tried to hold up a tram with a knife and nodding off doing it
13:00 <Mew> dirty south has some weird crims
13:00 <Mew> entertaining tho
13:00 <Serenity> i found out you can randomly just go and watch court shit
13:00 <The_Baron> rings a bell
13:00 <The_Baron> but I am too stoned to know or not
13:00 <Mew> sentenced*
14:00 <The_Baron> so I will say no
14:00 <Saemon> why would u go to see someone get sentened
14:00 <Mew> me?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> law students 
14:00 <Saemon> like if the whole process isnt already embaressing enough
14:00 <Serenity> because the stories are interesting you loser
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and her reasoning
14:00 <Saemon> have some respect for their privacy
14:00 <xm> someone recently told me kapunda is the most haunted town over there
14:00 <Serenity> if its not a clsoed court room
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but law students do it all the time
14:00 <Serenity> you have no privacy
15:00 <Serenity> 50 other people will go through that room at the same time you are
15:00 <Saemon> if i was being sentenced, i certainly wouldnt like ppl comin in to look
15:00 <Serenity> you retard
15:00 <Saemon> im sure none of yous would either
15:00 <Mew> cos you have to sit and wait til your case comes up so you listen to everyone elses
15:00 <The_Baron> rarely do they have closed courtrooms
15:00 <Serenity> you dont get a choice
15:00 <The_Baron> unless it's like pedo cases
15:00 <The_Baron> and other crimes against children
15:00 <Serenity> yup
15:00 <Serenity> only really bad or high profile shit is closed
15:00 <Maurice> I'd go to your sentencing to throw oranges at you
15:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes not even Serenity but yeah
15:00 <Bastardly_One> waste of oranges
15:00 <Saemon> and when you get arrested for assault
15:00 <Serenity> ive been 3 times and i had to wait hours and hours and saw so many cases while i was waiting
16:00 <The_Baron> though magistrates have a gift for making some awesome crime sprees sound boring as shit
16:00 <Saemon> i will come and watch your sentencing
16:00 <Maurice> They wont arrest me, they'd probably shake my hand after listening to 5 minutes of you talking
16:00 <Mew> naked frenchies dad does some high profile stuff, he represented the son in the carly ryan murder 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> considering you'll be arrested for some creepy shit against a hooker
16:00 <Serenity> watching the restraining order ones are the best
16:00 <The_Baron> I remember this one case before I had my hearing, this guy got tanked on GHB, meth and eccies, drove around sydney shooting random cop cars, had a full on chase through Punchbowl and shit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think you'll be free to watch her 
17:00 <Maurice> I've only ever been once when my ex had to go to court
17:00 <Maurice> Can't even remember the cases
17:00 <The_Baron> and the judge made it sound like he was discussing economics
17:00 <xm> they would havent to spend several weeks explaining to the jury about what IRC is and what "can i have @s plz plz plz!" means
17:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, lies ... that was on the news this week :P
17:00 <Mew> http://m.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/top-criminal-barrister-bill-boucaut-takes-on-agelika-gavares-appear/story-e6frea83-1226214032856
17:00 <Mew> thats one of his
17:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One what?
17:00 <Mew> billy boko
17:00 <xm> and when Saemon is asked to rise he forgets that he's not on IRC and actually stands up
17:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, similar story in Punchbowl this week 
17:00 <The_Baron> really?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> similar not totally the same 
18:00 <The_Baron> it's sydney man
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
18:00 <TheRiddler> he'd think he on irc and make the dumbest lie
18:00 <TheRiddler> +is
19:00 <The_Baron> the point is, magistrates are good at making everything sound boring as fuck
19:00 <TheRiddler> that's if they can get him out of his parents house
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I am positive he lives at home TheRiddler
19:00 <Saemon> plz stop talkin bout me thank you.
19:00 <Serenity> no
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you just can't be that socially retarded even living by yourself and not getting out of the house
20:00 <Saemon> im just eccentruc
20:00 <Saemon> eccentric*
20:00 <Serenity> no
21:00 <Bastardly_One> keep going TheRiddler
21:00 <Saemon> like dean ambrose 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it annoys him
21:00 <xm> the way the supreme courts are ran in Perth are a joke. i didnt realise how bad it was until i had an interview with them. they were hinting that the whole IT/video networking system was a farce
21:00 <Serenity> eccentric doesnt mean you lie Saemon
21:00 <Maurice> Not you're not
21:00 <Maurice> You're just a giant douchecanoe
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you wish you were like Dean Ambrose
21:00 <Pyro-> hehe.. not you're not
21:00 <The_Baron> u need lots of money to be eccentric
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm be considered eccentric or quirky ... you're just full of shit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be
22:00 <Saemon> i talk to myself often and open and close my fists alot Bastardly_One
22:00 <Serenity> no you're not eccentric either
22:00 <Saemon> thats pretty dean ambrose like
22:00 <xm> eccentric people probably dont even realise they are
22:00 <Saemon> mannerisms
22:00 <xm> they'd probably think everyone else is weird
22:00 <TheRiddler> a eccentric liar
22:00 <TheRiddler> probably
22:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on what your definition is Serenity
22:00 <Serenity> not you
22:00 <Saemon> nah Bastardly_One you'd be considered a passive agressive old sooky bitch
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooh 
23:00 <Saemon> thats nowhere near eccentric
23:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <The_Baron> I sometimes wonder what possesses cunts like you to keep hanging around here when no one actually likes you
23:00 <Serenity> who
23:00 <The_Baron> Saemon
23:00 <Bastardly_One> me
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
23:00 <Saemon> oh me? wel no life no friends
23:00 <Bastardly_One> damn I had an answer and all
24:00 <Serenity> because hes a liar
24:00 <Saemon> no jonb
24:00 <Saemon> nothing better to do
24:00 <Serenity> who cares if no one likes his fake persona
24:00 <Serenity> its not actually him people hate
24:00 <The_Baron> so being abused by random ppl on austnet is the highlight of ur day?
24:00 <Saemon> yeah its still interaction
24:00 <Saemon> of sorts
24:00 <Serenity> for soem queer reason he gets off on the fact people abuse this fake person hes created
24:00 <Saemon> other than this, its stare at a blank wall
24:00 <Saemon> and one can only do that for so long
25:00 <Bastardly_One> then be real 
25:00 <Saemon> before one begins hearing voices
25:00 <The_Baron> well sure it may be a facade Serenity, but doesn't that just make him the person more unlikeable
25:00 <Saemon> and i hate when that happens
25:00 <Serenity> of course it does but he doesnt see it that way obviously
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I hear voices
25:00 <Serenity> cause im convinced he thinks we fall for it
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and they don't like you
25:00 <Serenity> so hes all. ha ha these assholes.. its not even real
25:00 <xm> Saemon is just offended people dont like his creation in the same way a psycho idol reject abuses the judges
25:00 <Saemon> do they understand 
25:00 <Saemon> and council u
25:00 <Saemon> i hear voices in my head, they talk to me they understand
25:00 <Saemon> they council meeeeeee
26:00 <TheRiddler> if saemon was a girl he'd be more normal 
26:00 <Serenity> no.
26:00 <TheRiddler> look even
26:00 <Saemon> oh snap
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like dealing with an autistic child
26:00 <Saemon> lol
26:00 <Serenity> well no
26:00 <Serenity> its not
26:00 <TheRiddler> or fit in with the model crowd
26:00 <Skirmish> If Saemon was a girl B1 would be hitting on her. 
26:00 <TheRiddler> :p
26:00 <Saemon> lol TheRiddler i agree with you
26:00 <Serenity> and thats in insult to autistic children
26:00 <TheRiddler> fake or over
26:00 <TheRiddler> *all
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point I take that back
26:00 <Saemon> rain man
26:00 <Serenity> autistic children arent liars
27:00 <The_Baron> my personal belief is that the rapid rise in autism is part of human evolution
27:00 <Bastardly_One> austim spectrum disorder covers a lot of things though
27:00 <TheRiddler> nah human society
27:00 <The_Baron> they sure do
27:00 <Serenity> my 6 year old is smarter than this clown
27:00 <Saemon> say wat
27:00 <Saemon> your 27 and u have a 6 yr old sis?
27:00 <Saemon> whats the age gap?
27:00 <Serenity> .
27:00 <Serenity> what
27:00 <Saemon> how old is your mother?
27:00 <Serenity> the fuck
28:00 <Saemon> ooooh
28:00 <Saemon> sorry
28:00 <Saemon> i misread
28:00 <xm> it's probably too hard for them to lie, it might not even be conceivable for some, and even if they tried to execute it it would be caught out too easily. depends on the severity i suppose
28:00 <The_Baron> well the classification of brain function is broken down into cognitive processing and autistic processing
28:00 <Saemon> i thought you said 'my 6 year old sister 
28:00 <The_Baron> where the former deals in logic and reason, the latter is about abstract modes of thought
28:00 <TheRiddler> ..
28:00 <xm> from my experience they've been quite offensively outspoken
28:00 <Serenity> autistic children are usually very literal they say what they think whether its offensive or not
29:00 <Saemon> thats good thinf
29:00 <Saemon> tells it like it is
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I know a poor guy with aspergers
29:00 <Serenity> but i like the saying
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no sense of wit or irony at all
29:00 <xm> was watching an interesting vid on some sperg kid the other day
29:00 <Serenity> 'if you have met one person with autism then you have met one person with autism'
29:00 <Saemon> i dont get it
29:00 <TheRiddler> would they know what they're saying is offensive tho?
29:00 <The_Baron> sgt_splode has aspergers, and he had plenty of wit
29:00 <Serenity> because you're a fucking idiot
30:00 <Serenity> probably not ash
30:00 <xm> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g91IQsS2spA
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jacob (Jake) Barnett "Math and Science Prodigy" on 60 Minutes (Jan 18, 2012) 18:18 - Category: Science &amp; Technology - 440,287 - 1,299 likes (95.9%), 55 dislikes (4.1%)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, this poor guy is very literal ... and I suppose child like 
30:00 <Saemon> if you met one that you met them
30:00 <Saemon> why point it out like its not obvious>
30:00 <Serenity> omg
30:00 <The_Baron> the only real commonality with all autistic spectrums is not being able to read facial cues
30:00 <Serenity> you are a fucking MORON
30:00 <Saemon> ok watevz movin on
30:00 <The_Baron> or having difficulty with
31:00 <Saemon> i used to know a guy with aspergers
31:00 <Serenity> 0+
31:00 <Serenity> -+
31:00 <Serenity> whoops
31:00 <Saemon> he seemed completely normal i didnt even know
31:00 <Saemon> untill he mentioned it
32:00 <beehhh> 50 withdrawals is 5bucks
33:00 <spookyfingers> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10410801_673211766067087_3564421987276056960_n.jpg
33:00 <spookyfingers> mmmm
33:00 <spookyfingers> nah i gotta
33:00 <spookyfingers> tpg are trying to fuck me, so i turned it into a little game
34:00 <spookyfingers> supposed to be a one off payment of 80 dollars, they're trying to withdraw one-hundred and eighty
34:00 <spookyfingers> so every thurs i go down early, empty my bank and check out the email later in the day
34:00 <spookyfingers> wondering how long it'll take them to call me
34:00 <beehhh> too much love will kill you
35:00 <spookyfingers> how's that?
36:00 <spookyfingers> beehhh https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10418255_617774991670204_2698064312370349093_n.jpg
36:00 <spookyfingers> lmfao
36:00 <beehhh> well you shouldnt authorized a third party company from asia to access in your fund at first
36:00 <beehhh> tpg are jewish company
36:00 <Bastardly_One> pffffffffffffft
36:00 <beehhh> i'd rather pay extra with telstra
36:00 <Bastardly_One> this game would be a walk in the park on easy
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I love a good slasher ... this kicks arse over the first one and I still haven't finished that
37:00 <beehhh> slowly they will graps you all and make you their slave
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and cost me a whopping $20
37:00 <Bastardly_One> bargain
37:00 <beehhh> i have b1 on ignore 
38:00 <beehhh> ne good porn site before i hit the bed
41:00 <spookyfingers> im with telstra atm
41:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One
41:00 <Saemon> omg
41:00 <Saemon> ur right
41:00 <spookyfingers> hope this arnie knoxville movie is fun
41:00 <Saemon> dean ambrose did debut a new theme on raw
41:00 <Saemon> it fucken sucked
41:00 <Saemon> jsut sounds like generic beats
42:00 <spookyfingers> man Saemon, howcome ur always up arounod now
42:00 <spookyfingers> ?
42:00 <Saemon> same with seth rollins new theme as well
42:00 <Saemon> because i stay up all night and sleep all day/evening
42:00 <Saemon> im a vampyr :P
42:00 <spookyfingers> you need a hobby
42:00 <spookyfingers> write wrestling fan fiction
42:00 <Saemon> this is my hobby.
42:00 <spookyfingers> lol
42:00 <spookyfingers> fairy muff
42:00 <Saemon> comin on here is mah hobby
43:00 <spookyfingers> you're Bastardly_One's hobby farm
43:00 <spookyfingers> how's it feel?
43:00 <spookyfingers> lol!!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm always right
46:00 <milk> http://oekastatic.orf.at/static/images/site/oeka/20111041/kopf.5010422.jpg
46:00 <milk> anyone wanna take a crack at this tactic?
47:00 <Saemon> i reckon they should have just gave each of them
47:00 <Saemon> variations and remixes of the shield theme
47:00 <spookyfingers> fkn ear is waterlogged
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm busy
47:00 <milk> Well, Melanie Kopf is a man baby
48:00 <Bastardly_One> fighting ice ghosts or some shit
48:00 <Bastardly_One> holy fuck!
48:00 <spookyfingers> lol
48:00 <Bastardly_One> brb ... this cunt looks hard
48:00 <spookyfingers> ive been in a movie watching mood lately
48:00 <spookyfingers> movie spree!
48:00 <milk> but wait, there's more!
48:00 <Saemon> wheres kelevra?
48:00 <Excessive> tilt ur head and jump up n down and the water will leak out
48:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One do u know?
48:00 <spookyfingers> asleep
48:00 <spookyfingers> fk u think
48:00 <spookyfingers> she's a mom
48:00 <Saemon> is she and johninja still together?
49:00 <milk> not only is Melanie Kopf a man baby, she's a woman too!
49:00 <spookyfingers> yes
49:00 <Saemon> damn
49:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
49:00 <Bastardly_One> not happy how I did that
49:00 <Saemon> i wanted to move in
49:00 <spookyfingers> stop asking man
49:00 <spookyfingers> stfu
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I might start again
49:00 <Saemon> howcome?
49:00 <Saemon> why cant i ask about her?
49:00 <Saemon> is there a law agaisnt me? if so, can you tell me what section?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and I mind my own more than it seems 
49:00 <spookyfingers> because im her friend and you're an asshole
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I've no idea where Mel is
50:00 <Bastardly_One> probably taking a break
50:00 <Saemon> does you being her friend make it illegal for me to ask about her?
50:00 <Saemon> and i wasnt asking you
50:00 <spookyfingers> knoxvilla has a panda t shirt on woo yea
50:00 <spookyfingers> itsa omen
50:00 <spookyfingers> PRAISE ODIN THE ALMIGHTY!
50:00 <milk> I know what you're thinking, Melanie Kopf as a man baby and woman too, how could I need anything else? Well, let me just show you this new vacuum cleaner...
50:00 <Serenity> why are you even asking about her
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well you know what today is?
50:00 <Serenity> she doesnt like you, she doesnt want to speak to you
50:00 <spookyfingers> ^
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ThorsDay
50:00 <Saemon> whoa omg
50:00 <spookyfingers> HAHAHA B1 U REMEMBERED ^5
50:00 <spookyfingers> ROFL
51:00 <spookyfingers> oops
51:00 <Saemon> ok im sorry i was concerned about another human being
51:00 <Saemon> didnt know it was a crime
51:00 <lumeah2> Lol spooks. 
51:00 <Serenity> why would you be concerned
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what the boss said ... we don't like creepy people asking about other people
51:00 <Serenity> dont try that false concern shit
51:00 <spookyfingers> lol lumes
51:00 <Serenity> we're not as dumb as you
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you want gossip is all you want
51:00 <Saemon> just like how a member of the public can be concerned about a missing person
51:00 <Bastardly_One> want that go ask john yourself
51:00 <Serenity> shes not missing at all
51:00 <spookyfingers> look fuckstick
51:00 <Serenity> shes fine
51:00 <spookyfingers> dont be so rude about my fkn friend
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said, want gossip
51:00 <Saemon> ok. now that i know this from you Serenity, that kel is fine
51:00 <spookyfingers> slap you into next Thorsday
51:00 <Saemon> im good now
51:00 <spookyfingers> hahahaha
52:00 <Saemon> im happy
52:00 <Bastardly_One> find John and ask him yourself
52:00 <Serenity> why would you care
52:00 <Saemon> happy endingh
52:00 <Maurice> (22:51:40) (Saemon): just like how a member of the public can be concerned about a missing person
52:00 <Serenity> you're not even friends
52:00 <Serenity> thats like me sayign
52:00 <Maurice> Its fucking NOTHING like that
52:00 <Serenity> fuck i wonder where lumeah2 is.
52:00 <Serenity> im really worried about her
52:00 <milk> That's right folks! You'll never need ask a woman to vacuum your house again! With a Melanie Kopf, you get the latest in "German" engineering, such as Best Mate Steve #3 Korg user interface and never go without another families baby again!
52:00 <spookyfingers> i wonder where lumes is
52:00 <Maurice> Oh, hagrid has been in bris
52:00 <Maurice> Don't worry yourself
52:00 <spookyfingers> prob masturbating
52:00 <spookyfingers> horny bugga
52:00 <spookyfingers> !
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I've known Mel forever and she always sees me as 30 something
52:00 <Saemon> members of the public can be concerned if they read a missing person sign, see a kid beign kidnapped, see some person having a heartattack on the street
52:00 <Saemon> they dont need to be friends
52:00 <Serenity> point is i have no reason to care where she is
52:00 <Saemon> and they are allowed to be concerned
52:00 <Serenity> other than to stir shit
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but she's not close enough for me to ask ... and I might have the validation to do so
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you just want gossip
53:00 <Bastardly_One> is our whole point
53:00 <Bastardly_One> want that? go ask john
53:00 <spookyfingers> i told him how she is
53:00 <spookyfingers> now he can fuck up
53:00 <Saemon> jesus h christ ok ok forget i said anything.
53:00 <spookyfingers> forgotten
53:00 <Maurice> We always do
53:00 <spookyfingers> now neway woah prometheus was so good!
53:00 <Saemon> a thousand and 1 apologies
53:00 <Serenity> i dont like the way you fake concern about people when you're just a shit stirring sack of shit
53:00 <Serenity> we're not as stupid as you
53:00 <Serenity> it doesnt work on us
54:00 <spookyfingers> how r u sezzruk huns?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> plus 
54:00 <spookyfingers> irly car
54:00 <spookyfingers> ahahahaha
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you're really shit at it Simon
54:00 <milk> Not Satisfied? I know you're thinking to yourself, how can I get hold of a Melanie Kopf? It's easy, just dial 000 and say Dah!
54:00 <Bastardly_One> damn fuck
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he made me fuck up
54:00 <Bastardly_One> can I ban him?
55:00 <spookyfingers> yes
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to delete this save and start again
55:00 <spookyfingers> dont mess with gaming
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wasn't asking you :P
55:00 <Saemon> thats not my fault
55:00 <spookyfingers> OR DIE n respawn elsewhere
55:00 <spookyfingers> haha
55:00 <Serenity> i think my apendix is going to burst
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice would say yes but she's not my boss
55:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One if u still in contact with jerry lawler
55:00 <spookyfingers> hm might buy beer today
55:00 <Bastardly_One> boss can I? 
55:00 <Serenity> no
55:00 <Serenity> shut up
55:00 <Bastardly_One> bitch
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I am here and there why?
55:00 <spookyfingers> can i fuck one of you with a strap on?
55:00 <spookyfingers> better yet
56:00 <spookyfingers> will one of you fuck me with a strap on
56:00 <Saemon> ask him who did damian sandow piss of 
56:00 <Maurice> No I wouldn't
56:00 <Saemon> wth are they doing to him
56:00 <spookyfingers> i got some cool facial hair goin
56:00 <Serenity> id fuck Maurice with a strap on
56:00 <Maurice> I'd let you
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... he's allowing it ... money is money
56:00 <Saemon> they are burying him like no tomorrow
56:00 <spookyfingers> Saemon every fingered ur arse with the end of a toothbrush?
56:00 <Saemon> may as well jsut fire him at this point
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's clear they want him gone ... agreed 
56:00 <Serenity> have you ever fingered your bum with a snow pea
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyway
56:00 <Saemon> well true, but like, they pushed him before
56:00 <spookyfingers> lol
57:00 <Saemon> all the way until that money in the bank briefcase with cena
57:00 <spookyfingers> what guy hasnt fingered his bum
57:00 <Serenity> sat on a butternut squash?
57:00 <milk> That's right folks, your new Melanie Kopf is free with every Best Mate Steve #3. Dial 000 and you pay nothing! That's right! Absolutely Nothing! If you're not satisfied with nothing, we have more! That's right, if you want more, you can have a free Not Attacker!
57:00 <Maurice> I might actually nap tomorrow, I haven't napped since monday
57:00 <Serenity> HAVE YOU EVER GONE DOWN ON A GRAPEFRUIT
57:00 <spookyfingers> aw
57:00 <Saemon> and that was an awesome match reports were sandow recieved a standing ovation backstage after that match
57:00 <Maurice> milk, stfu already
57:00 <spookyfingers> nah
57:00 <Saemon> and it was all downhill from there
57:00 <spookyfingers> but i fucked a pommygranite
57:00 <Maurice> An Englishman made of granite?
57:00 <Maurice> Interesting
57:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe you'll get this Saemon ... ever get sick of watching the same thing on repeat over and over? that's like you in conversation
58:00 <Saemon> lol ur silly
58:00 <spookyfingers> gotta remember to buy mixed nuts from grocers today
58:00 <Serenity> JACKED OFF AN AUBERGINE
58:00 <Serenity> ???
58:00 <Bastardly_One> 1 track covnversation about a soap opera gets fucking boring
58:00 <spookyfingers> sezz
58:00 <Saemon> thats pretty much the only thing i have enough like
58:00 <Saemon> knowledge
58:00 <Serenity> hello
58:00 <spookyfingers> srsly found that jacking off with hand upside down
58:00 <Saemon> to talk about though
58:00 <spookyfingers> is so much better
58:00 <spookyfingers> ;)
58:00 <milk> You heard me right, dial 000 now and get your free Melanie Kopf, Best Mate Steve #3 with your Not Attacker thrown in and we'll ex-communicate you! 
58:00 <Saemon> that, and game of throneds
58:00 <Serenity> do you pretend its a bunch of grapes?
59:00 <spookyfingers> i pretend a chick is doing it
59:00 <spookyfingers> and u dont get suntan lotion all over your fingers
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you should get some hand puppets
59:00 <Bastardly_One> variety
59:00 <spookyfingers> lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I did
59:00 <spookyfingers> jack off puppets
59:00 <Bastardly_One> have never looked back
59:00 <spookyfingers> now there's a market
59:00 <ShadowLurker> fenger papits
00:00 <Serenity> personally ive always wanted to be fucked in the face with an ear of corn
00:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a market
00:00 <spookyfingers> fucking chicks with cucumbers n bananas ftw
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you could make them with latex I suppose
00:00 <spookyfingers> i like variety
00:00 <Serenity> cover me in dragon fruit
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm onto something
00:00 <Saemon> omg ShadowLurker
00:00 <ShadowLurker> wait
00:00 <ShadowLurker> hold up
00:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf happened
01:00 <Serenity> SPANK ME WITH CELERY
01:00 <milk> That's right folks, free ex-communication for everyone not in the scene!
01:00 <faux> rofl
01:00 <Bastardly_One> anal with asparagus
01:00 <Saemon> fauxy
01:00 <Saemon> sup
01:00 <spookyfingers> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoSWbyvdhHw
01:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off milk
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UNDER THE SKIN Official Trailer (2014) Scarlett Johansson [HD] (Date not found) 2:06 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 1,837,083 - 2,889 likes (93%), 218 dislikes (7%)
01:00 <faux> assparagus hehe
01:00 <spookyfingers> reow
01:00 <Saemon> cuCUMber
01:00 <Saemon> lol
01:00 <Serenity> MOLEST ME WITH A MANGO
01:00 <spookyfingers> looks like scarlet johannsen is gonna end up doin porn soon
01:00 <spookyfingers> lol fox
01:00 <Maurice> MANGO
02:00 <ShadowLurker> molestedmango
02:00 <Maurice> I'm drawing the line
02:00 <Saemon> sif 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> whoa!
02:00 <Saemon> scarlett is the black widow
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I had a flashback
02:00 <Saemon> in avengers
02:00 <Bastardly_One> whacko that chick
02:00 <Bastardly_One> met her a few times
02:00 <Saemon> who?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> moving on
02:00 <Bastardly_One> molestedmango
02:00 <Serenity> NUNYA SAEMON
02:00 <Saemon> u met scarlett johanson?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway
02:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP BEFORE I RAM YOU WITH A BAR STOOL
02:00 <ShadowLurker> covered in bees
03:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be into that though
03:00 <Maurice> What
03:00 <Bastardly_One> remember his scat thing
03:00 <Maurice> You met Scarlett?
03:00 <Saemon> dont namedrop liek that b1 and get ppl interested
03:00 <Saemon> and then not talk about it
03:00 <milk> But wait, there's more! You heard me right, get your free Melanie Kopf anti-vacuum, your Best Mate Steve #3, your Not Attacker, just by dialing 000, we'll throw in free ex-communication and you'll never need buy Glad Wrap again!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> no Maurice
03:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off Saemon
03:00 <Maurice> Saemon, go choke on a dick
03:00 <Maurice> You're the queen of topic changing
03:00 <Saemon> 'oh i met hitler. movin on
03:00 <faux> But wait, there's more!
03:00 <Saemon> no bigge
03:00 <Serenity> SLAP ME WITH KALE AND CALL ME A PINEAPPLE
04:00 <ShadowLurker> Serenity
04:00 <ShadowLurker> go to bed
04:00 <ShadowLurker> <--
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Maurice> Lol
04:00 <Maurice> You just want to bang her
04:00 <ShadowLurker> that too
04:00 <Serenity> excuse me you just mind your plum hole before i slide a microwave in your poo hole
04:00 <Maurice> gtfo m8
04:00 <ShadowLurker> ive been working all night and i come to see shes lost her mind
04:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf did you cunt do
04:00 <ShadowLurker> cunts*
04:00 <milk> That's right folks, call now for your free LIFETIME SUPPLY OF GLAD WRAP!
05:00 <Serenity> BATHE ME IN BANANAS AND CALL ME A SMOOTHIE
05:00 <Bastardly_One> she was fine
05:00 <Bastardly_One> then Saemon started talking
05:00 <spookyfingers> that movie looks so good
05:00 <Serenity> FINGER ME WITH RASPBERRIES AND NICKNAME ME COULIS
05:00 <spookyfingers> ohno i dunno which movie to go see today
06:00 <Bastardly_One> do you guys have a cat team over there?
06:00 <ShadowLurker> someone need 22 orgasms
06:00 <ShadowLurker> stat
06:00 <Bastardly_One> you might need the number
06:00 <spookyfingers> The Two Faces of January of The watev it is
06:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One i till shove walnuts up your bum and make you sneeze.
06:00 <Serenity> you will be like a semi automatic weapon
06:00 <spookyfingers> check this out
06:00 <spookyfingers> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MhhsDkfX3Fw
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE TWO FACES OF JANUARY OFFICIAL TRAILER [AUSTRALIA] 19th June (Date not found) 2:10 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 3,335 - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <Bastardly_One> promise?
06:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus fuck
07:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds fun
07:00 <Bastardly_One> bet you're only getting my hopes up
07:00 <ShadowLurker> on that note
07:00 <ShadowLurker> i just
07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ShadowLurker ... I snorted rt
07:00 <Serenity> SMELLS LIKE BALL SOUP
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I have to remember the walnuts one though
08:00 <Excessive> drunk o rippd?
08:00 <Serenity> i resent that
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *I'll
08:00 <Serenity> im a regular pie you absolute pear
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah why do you have to be out of it to be silly?
09:00 <milk> Not Happy with this deal? How could you be unhappy? Wait till you hear this deal. Call 000 now, you get your free Melanie Kopf anti-vacuum, your free Best Mate Steve #3, your free Not attacker, free LIFETIME SUPPLY OF GLAD WRAP and... wait for it, wait for it, we'll throw in a free Melanie Longmire, Nathan Bradshaw, and multiple assorted Psychiatrists! Not enough? but wait, there's more!
09:00 <Maurice> Yeah
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but clearly too much study has sent her mad
09:00 <Maurice> Serenity is batshit when sober and straight
09:00 <spookyfingers> "I'll be immortal, like an evil Jesus!"
09:00 <Bastardly_One> been there done that panda
09:00 <Serenity> fuck man he's killing my custard
10:00 <Bastardly_One> giraffe snot
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <ShadowLurker> that would be a busted custard
10:00 <Bastardly_One> just noticed that
10:00 <Serenity> im going to shower in orange jelly
11:00 <faux> giraffe :')
12:00 <Bastardly_One> is that how you spell it ms dictionary?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> doesn't look right? I think it is though
12:00 <spookyfingers> lol
12:00 <Saemon> omg im so hungry and broke
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get broke
13:00 <spookyfingers> lern2budgit
13:00 <spookyfingers> eat like i do
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I smoke like a chimney, both kinds
13:00 <Bastardly_One> eat like shit
13:00 <spookyfingers> fish, vegetables, nuts
13:00 <Saemon> blew $150 on an escort today
13:00 <Bastardly_One> pay my bills
13:00 <spookyfingers> some chocolate 
13:00 <Saemon> was all i had left til my next payday
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and still have money to waste
13:00 <spookyfingers> some poultry
13:00 <spookyfingers> game meat
13:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon
13:00 <ShadowLurker> get a job
14:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you're a fucking idiot when you have a hand and full of shit
14:00 <ShadowLurker> then nobroke
14:00 <Maurice> No you didn't
14:00 <Saemon> and it was a lackluster experience
14:00 <Maurice> I doubt even a hooker would bang you
14:00 <spookyfingers> i cant say anythin
14:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
14:00 <Saemon> she didnt
14:00 <spookyfingers> ive spent thousands on escorts
14:00 <spookyfingers> n only ever fucked one
14:00 <Saemon> $150 only covered massage and hand relief
14:00 <spookyfingers> at the brothel lol
14:00 <Saemon> $200 for full service
14:00 <Bastardly_One> man, I went out with a hooker and if you're like this in real life
14:00 <Saemon> the moment i came i instantly regretted it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> she wouldn't of let you in the door of the brothel
15:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One they cant make that judgement
15:00 <Bastardly_One> they can if they wish
15:00 <Saemon> they wont have time to find how how i really am
15:00 <Bastardly_One> any right of any business to refuse customers
15:00 <ShadowLurker> you are all kinds of fucked up
15:00 <Saemon> u knw im like this because u see me here all day
16:00 <Saemon> but my interaction with them only lasts like 10min maz
16:00 <Saemon> max
16:00 <Maurice> Yeah, thats one way to get a non paid for root
16:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sake man get off irc and get some help
16:00 <Maurice> 'I ONLY LAST 10 MINS, FUCK ME'
16:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sakes
16:00 <Saemon> im beyond help
16:00 <Saemon> no point
16:00 <Bastardly_One> that's 9 mins and 59 seconds to know you're a creep
16:00 <Saemon> hrm i last 2 mins haha
16:00 <Saemon> the hotter the chick is, the faster i cum of course
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh thanks
17:00 <Maurice> Damnit
17:00 <Maurice> InterveNtion
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he is gonna follow me now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> or notice me for hours
17:00 <Maurice> Stupid cat hindering me
17:00 <Maurice> No probs, you're welcome etc
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was right
18:00 <Bastardly_One> started in another channel a couple of us here idle in
18:00 <Maurice> Not my problem if he thinks you're the soft touch and would rather annoy you
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he does each time you ban him ... for the last couple of weeks
19:00 <Bastardly_One> blah blah blah 
19:00 <Serenity> [11:12pm] <%Bastardly_One> is that how you spell it ms dictionary?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that was to faux
19:00 <Serenity> of course its how its spelled you bag of mouldy foreskins
19:00 <Bastardly_One> she correts me all the fucking time
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *corrects
19:00 <Excessive> spelt
19:00 <Bastardly_One> touche Excessive
19:00 <Serenity> its actually either or
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ta :P
19:00 <Serenity> depending on where you came from
19:00 <faux> wbat
19:00 <Serenity> neither is right or wrong
19:00 <faux> sell what
19:00 <faux> spell wha tgeruhfsdvij
20:00 <faux> i was on skype
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> nm
20:00 <Serenity> he was questioning my giraffe motives
20:00 <Bastardly_One> giraffe
20:00 <Maurice> faux said it because she has a hotnut for giraffes
20:00 <Maurice> So her giraffe :') was in reference to how adorable she finds them
21:00 <faux> oh
21:00 <faux> yes
21:00 <faux> :D
21:00 <faux> Maurice knows
21:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
21:00 <Serenity> i think im actually going insane
21:00 <Maurice> The world doesn't revolve around you, Bastardly_One
21:00 <Excessive> wat was it? 187cms of ......... u'd be needin a stepladder
21:00 <Maurice> Take a fucking step back
21:00 <faux> lool
21:00 <faux> bam
21:00 <spookyfingers> if you were going insane you wouldnt question it babes
21:00 <Serenity> In American English, spelt primarily refers to the hardy wheat grown mostly in Europe, and the verb spell makes spelled in the past tense and as a past participle. In all other main varieties of English, spelt and spelled both work as the past tense and past participle of spell, at least where spell means to form words letter by letter or (with out) to make clear. Outside the U.S., the two 
21:00 <Serenity> forms are interchangeable in these uses, and both are common.
21:00 <Serenity> FYI
21:00 <spookyfingers> ur just MAD WITH RAGE
21:00 <spookyfingers> vage rage
21:00 <Serenity> dont correct me with the way you type
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice
22:00 <spookyfingers> huh
22:00 <spookyfingers> ?
22:00 <Serenity> not you josh
22:00 <spookyfingers> y not me
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I noticed you ... you're fucking rude
22:00 <spookyfingers> left out
22:00 <Serenity> CUZ YOU DIDNT CORRECT ME
22:00 <Serenity> OK
22:00 <spookyfingers> goin insane now 
22:00 <spookyfingers> fien
22:00 <Serenity> I WILL RAPE YOU WITH SALTANAS
22:00 <faux> saltanas
22:00 <faux> pepperanas
22:00 <spookyfingers> wont slit your eye lids open so you can watch as i stab you in the face :(
22:00 <spookyfingers> <3
23:00 <Serenity> yep
23:00 <Serenity> salt mixed with banana
23:00 <Excessive> well I learnt "spelt"
23:00 <spookyfingers> fkn girls on fb
23:00 <faux> Excessive youve learnt nothing with the way you type
23:00 <spookyfingers> when the one u want never wants u feeling sad
23:00 <spookyfingers> wa wa
23:00 <faux> you make ESL kids look smat
23:00 <faux> and smart
23:00 <Serenity> SMAT
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking SLUTS!
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the lot of them!
23:00 <Maurice> S.M.R.T
23:00 <faux> lmao
23:00 <spookyfingers> i love a chick with a ladder for an arse
23:00 <spookyfingers> huhu
24:00 <Serenity> id die to be with cherries tonight
24:00 <spookyfingers> with cherries?
24:00 <Serenity> yup
24:00 <spookyfingers> im hopin i meet some cool person at cinema today like usual when i see a movie myself
24:00 <spookyfingers> chillax watch movie lol
25:00 <faux> .
25:00 <spookyfingers> last time met some chick, was ace
25:00 <faux> llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllol
25:00 <spookyfingers> only 2 in the cinema
25:00 <spookyfingers> b good to meet some random cool guy
25:00 <Excessive> eheh heh ......... mabbe u can't see both sides of my tipin ......... like proper typin if I want to ........ or ..... bein anal abt it n make u have a geezer at mah typin
25:00 <spookyfingers> STOP
25:00 <spookyfingers> WITH
25:00 <spookyfingers> THE
25:00 <spookyfingers> FUCKING
25:00 <spookyfingers> ........
25:00 <spookyfingers> lern2rite
25:00 <faux> Excessive youre a fucking retard
26:00 <faux> that is all
26:00 <Excessive> typin X 1*
26:00 <spookyfingers> it's '..' after the word or space ... space next
26:00 <spookyfingers> okay?
26:00 <spookyfingers> fucking pisses me off man
26:00 <spookyfingers> driving me insane
26:00 <spookyfingers> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I do elipses
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... not to that extent
27:00 <spookyfingers> nice
27:00 <Bastardly_One> more like how I speak in real life ... pauses 
27:00 <spookyfingers> yer
27:00 <spookyfingers> love a good pause
27:00 <Excessive> faux, this is the last time, if u don't stop it, I'mnah be around n show it to u fo all u're worth ....... n after that ......... u're on ur own!
27:00 <spookyfingers> pregnant pause
27:00 <spookyfingers> heh
27:00 <faux> what does that even mean
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmm
27:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
27:00 <Serenity> what does that mean
28:00 <faux> imnah go all u're
28:00 <faux> ye
28:00 <faux> ok
28:00 <faux> imnah
28:00 <faux> WHAT
28:00 <faux> IS
28:00 <faux> IMNAH
28:00 <faux> i know its supposed to be "i'ma"
28:00 <faux> but
28:00 <faux> fck off
28:00 <Serenity> and hes correcting my spelling and grammar lol
28:00 <faux> i'mnah faggot
28:00 <spookyfingers> <Excessive> faux this is the last time. Ff u don't stop, I'll be around to show you for real, just how small my pecker is. Got it?
28:00 <spookyfingers> too many commas man
29:00 <Bastardly_One> if you don't stop it, I'm going to be around and show it to you for all you're wrth and afer that you're on your own
29:00 <Bastardly_One> *worth
29:00 <Serenity> show her what?
29:00 <Serenity> his penis?
29:00 <faux> i hope not
29:00 <spookyfingers> lol
29:00 <faux> if it looks like him, his knob will be way too big for his shaft
29:00 <faux> dat lollipop hed
29:00 <Excessive> k, less self esteem
29:00 <spookyfingers> lemondick
29:00 <Serenity> just tell us what you meant
30:00 <spookyfingers> lemonlollypopcock
30:00 <spookyfingers> poppycock! brrrr
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, yeah state that post in English
30:00 <spookyfingers> he can't
30:00 <spookyfingers> behoves him to just fk off
30:00 <spookyfingers> You aint Isis son!
31:00 <faux> this give me goosebumps
31:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152256528633074
32:00 <Excessive> I don't live in ur world, u live in mine and atm under my govt ....... so bunch up and we'll talkm again soon-ish
32:00 <Maurice> I have no OITNB to watch
32:00 <Maurice> Sad times
32:00 <Serenity> oh god
32:00 <ShadowLurker> so i got in the shower n theres a nice little love note in the glass saying "all the little pickles are cold down here" with a drawing of what looks to be either a veiny dick or some kind of pickle
32:00 <Serenity> is this like psycho mental the government puts nano bots in my water shit
33:00 <Maurice> I bet its a dick
35:00 <ShadowLurker> probably
35:00 <ShadowLurker> shes fair randy lately
37:00 <Maurice> I feel her pain
37:00 <Maurice> Or horniness
37:00 <ShadowLurker> i think i broke her tho
38:00 <Maurice> I'd like a good breaking
38:00 <ShadowLurker> break ya till you say no
39:00 <Maurice> I'd say no but I wouldn't mean it
39:00 <ShadowLurker> oh nah
39:00 <ShadowLurker> youd mean it
41:00 <Serenity> jeepers
41:00 <Maurice> I'm uncomfortable now, I was talking about Serenity and her strap on
41:00 <Maurice> Youve made it awkward
41:00 <Serenity> LOL
42:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
42:00 <Maurice> Thats a lie, I don't run
42:00 <Maurice> I ran from the car to the house yesterday and Tyler goes 'I don't think I've ever seen you run before' me 'and you wont see it again'
44:00 <Serenity> hahaha
57:00 <Serenity> ded
57:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ts78Gg6RRHc
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Gabriel Growing up (Apr 1, 2009) 4:44 - Category: Music - 87,462 - 348 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
59:00 <Defunct> my ghosts like to travel, so far in the unknown
02:00 <Defunct> moving inside of your space
05:00 <Maurice> faux Im TVDing it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm officially bored
08:00 <Defunct> I have a pot belly stove, The stored heat of the sun trapped in logs for me to use!
14:00 <Maurice> Enzo is insane
14:00 <Maurice> fawks, whoever
18:00 <fawks> Oh yay
18:00 <fawks> Whatep are you JP to
18:00 <fawks> Up*
18:00 <Bastardly_One> someone must of joined cats
18:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:12] * Saemon ([email protected]) Quit (Z-Lined)
18:00 <Maurice> Nearly finished 19
18:00 <Maurice> I'm really super mad at Bonnie though, she was an all powerful witch and gave it up
18:00 <Maurice> Stupid bitch
19:00 <fawks> I can't remember how
19:00 <fawks> Didn't she lose her powers 
19:00 <fawks> Or she gave it up voluntarily?
19:00 <Maurice> Enzo has stefan and elena cuffed
19:00 <fawks> Ahh
19:00 <Maurice> Coz stefan rippered his love, Maggie
19:00 <fawks> Yup
19:00 <fawks> Well..
21:00 <Maurice> Bah, hottie damon did it
23:00 <Maurice> Excuse me
24:00 <spookyfingers> thank Odin for valium
24:00 <Maurice> Go eat a dick
24:00 <spookyfingers> lol
24:00 <Maurice> My odin keeps falling off the moon
24:00 <Maurice> Stupid owl
24:00 <spookyfingers> Owl Rly?
25:00 <Defunct> I remember the first time I ever remember your nick Maurice. I said 'Maurice sleeps there, the floor is good enough for you' which is a Simpsons quote
25:00 <Maurice> Yes
25:00 <Defunct> and you took offense to it
25:00 <spookyfingers> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10339508_673242372730693_3984116905870472833_o.jpg
25:00 <spookyfingers> pretti
25:00 <Maurice> Was it like, 5 yrs ago
25:00 <Defunct> fucken women. You say something and they're too dumb to understand it, so they hate you for it
26:00 <Maurice> I simply asked a question..
26:00 <spookyfingers> oh shut your mouth
26:00 <spookyfingers> before maurice forces you to swallow a lot of blood
26:00 <Maurice> I rarely, if ever, take offence to anything
27:00 <Maurice> Pedo shit, obv
27:00 <spookyfingers> mm
27:00 <spookyfingers> Peta shit
27:00 <spookyfingers> obv
27:00 <spookyfingers> hate those fgts
27:00 <spookyfingers> cri evertim bout nethin
27:00 <Maurice> I ban Saemon coz that shit is fun
27:00 <spookyfingers> haha
27:00 <spookyfingers> he isnt so bad
27:00 <spookyfingers> needs a friend rly
28:00 <spookyfingers> comes on here looking for uno
28:00 <spookyfingers> friendship
28:00 <Defunct> Can you please take a moment before hating me for something I say. I'm not usually trying to offend people
28:00 <spookyfingers> i yam
28:00 <spookyfingers> wee tar did
28:00 <spookyfingers> lol
30:00 <Maurice> Uno!
30:00 <Maurice> I have the cards..
31:00 <Defunct> I'd be a faggot if women weren't so much more sexually attractive than men
32:00 <Maurice> I like men, faggotry plus
33:00 <Defunct> most men get along with other men, that's how we conquered the world, by forming alliances
34:00 <spookyfingers> pfff
34:00 <spookyfingers> stereotypical bs
35:00 <Maurice> Yeah, hes a big pussy
35:00 <Defunct> before it was dictated.
35:00 <spookyfingers> may aswell be
35:00 <spookyfingers> been in more pussy than you could count
36:00 <spookyfingers> then again if you can only counot to three and barely spell cat
36:00 <Defunct> I'd be jealous if it was a goal of mine to fuck numerous women
36:00 <Maurice> I only ever count my own vag
36:00 <Defunct> that was a goal of mine when I was a teenager
37:00 <Defunct> I'm 36
37:00 <spookyfingers> started as an early teen
37:00 <spookyfingers> now i dont give a shit
37:00 <spookyfingers> 32 soon
38:00 <spookyfingers> find a nice girl, 4 month rule no sex
38:00 <Maurice> 32 and 36 is fucking old
38:00 <spookyfingers> i cant wait
38:00 <spookyfingers> id never want to be 22 again
38:00 <spookyfingers> fucked a 32 yr old when i was 22 lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I must be ancient then
38:00 <spookyfingers> dumb chick had a celtic cross on her back
38:00 <Bastardly_One> if 32 and 36 are old
38:00 <spookyfingers> and NOSFERATU under it
39:00 <spookyfingers> then ur my real father
39:00 <spookyfingers> OBI WAN
39:00 <spookyfingers> new nick for u batty1
39:00 <Maurice> (00:39:01) (Bastardly_One): if 32 and 36 are old
39:00 <spookyfingers> ahahahah omglob
39:00 <Maurice> You can go eat a wang
40:00 <spookyfingers> John Leguizamo 'FREAK' "She spread her flaps out like a big pink bat and flew away"
40:00 <spookyfingers> wana laugh hard dl that shit
41:00 <spookyfingers> my fav one man comedy/theatre show ever
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you should get this for the old spaz box 360
42:00 <spookyfingers> dark souls?
42:00 <spookyfingers> thats free
42:00 <spookyfingers> tho Sui said its shit n he knows what i like
42:00 <Maurice> Who even has an xbox 360
42:00 <spookyfingers> shrug
42:00 <spookyfingers> me
42:00 <Bastardly_One> him I think
42:00 <spookyfingers> only me!
42:00 <Maurice> Oh, that says it all
42:00 <spookyfingers> got rid of my ps3
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Darksiders was fun but Darksiders II is even more fun
43:00 <spookyfingers> had it in my room, miss it sometimes but eh wont get another one cause i traded the games i loved
43:00 <Bastardly_One> just slash 'em ups but really good
43:00 <spookyfingers> how much is it again?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> mine was 20
43:00 <Bastardly_One> but 28
43:00 <Bastardly_One> eb
43:00 <Bastardly_One> massive stocktake sale atm
44:00 <Maurice> I have 2 x ps3, ps4, wii, xbox one, laptops and tablet
44:00 <spookyfingers> ah
44:00 <Bastardly_One> murdered spec ed is even like $50
44:00 <spookyfingers> ye i gotta put 50 down on ac5 unity sometime
44:00 <spookyfingers> cool
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's a new Bethesuda release
44:00 <spookyfingers> after ac5 and the last batman im going to search out different games
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I've this lappy and the PS3
45:00 <Bastardly_One> getting a PS4 when it's worth getting one
45:00 <spookyfingers> i have heaps on 360, well HAD heaps only like 20 something now
45:00 <Maurice> fawks fucking VD is confusing
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that is some games come out
45:00 <spookyfingers> yeah more games
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you're ok with the one
45:00 <spookyfingers> ps4 built for hardcore gamers
45:00 <Bastardly_One> PS4 has nothing yet
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ironic
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like the fucking PS3
45:00 <spookyfingers> if one didnt have the things i like on it
45:00 <Bastardly_One> when it does have shit on it 
45:00 <spookyfingers> the things sony cbf with because theyre focussing strictly on gaming
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll be to PS3 standard
46:00 <spookyfingers> then id have ps4 here
46:00 <Maurice> We got ps4 and xbox one at the same time, ps4 was for the husband, xbox was the kids
46:00 <spookyfingers> i love my apps man, sbsondemand n free games with gold, free movies
46:00 <Maurice> The faces were pricelesss
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I need something besides a couple of sports games to come out for it yet
46:00 <spookyfingers> yer i have buddies with both but my clan are all xbox
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I think when GTA makes it over which it is supposed to
46:00 <Bastardly_One> is when I'll finally do it 
46:00 <spookyfingers> and the platoon im in on bf4 obvs xbox
47:00 <spookyfingers> VIKING HORDE!
47:00 <spookyfingers> [VKNG]Vale Saynt!!
47:00 <spookyfingers> ill get gta on new gen
47:00 <Maurice> My son is hanging for Borderlands 3
47:00 <spookyfingers> just hated it on 360
47:00 <Maurice> He saw it on GGSP
47:00 <spookyfingers> wouldve been worse on ps3
47:00 <spookyfingers> frame rate i mean
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm  bad at fps
47:00 <Bastardly_One> really bad
47:00 <spookyfingers> with bf4
47:00 <spookyfingers> coz i hate auto aim
48:00 <spookyfingers> im getting myself to 100 sensitivity
48:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh actually Rockstar seem to of perfected GTA V on sony
48:00 <spookyfingers> at 80 atn
48:00 <spookyfingers> lol
48:00 <spookyfingers> which is like a mouse
48:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than the other away around like I've heard
48:00 <Maurice> As i've said many times, unless its a SNES it can fuck off
48:00 <spookyfingers> id like to see an end to gta after the next one
48:00 <spookyfingers> end to assassins creed ffs
48:00 <fawks> Why confusing Maurice 
48:00 <spookyfingers> batman finally ending
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the new gen one is only V ported over
49:00 <Bastardly_One> far as I know
49:00 <spookyfingers> no sequel to watch dogs, its good how it is, a one off
49:00 <spookyfingers> hows this batty1
49:00 <Bastardly_One> new RDR too supposedly by the end of the yr
49:00 <Maurice> Coz I went OITNB and now Enzo is being a dick
49:00 <spookyfingers> gears of war fans demanding the entire collected to be remastered and sold for xbox one
49:00 <spookyfingers> ffs
49:00 <Maurice> I;m used to lesby porn
49:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, boss killing tie brb
49:00 <Bastardly_One> yep and they will for GoW on Sony trust me
49:00 <spookyfingers> yerr
49:00 <fawks> lol
50:00 <spookyfingers> id just prefer a good back catelogue
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what Darksiders and Darksiders II is man 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> GoW
50:00 <spookyfingers> i hope microsoft dont make another console
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that kind of thing
50:00 <spookyfingers> i want to see a new player in the market
51:00 <spookyfingers> something australian would fkn OWN
51:00 <spookyfingers> we do more for hollywood and games than we're given credit for
51:00 <Maurice> OK fawks, Enzo is a jerk
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
52:00 <fawks> What happened 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta kill this cunt
52:00 <Maurice> He neck raped all of them then took off
52:00 <Maurice> My poor baby Damon is left in the loop
53:00 <spookyfingers> hey faux not trying to start anything just apologising for calling you an amateur painter last night
53:00 <spookyfingers> feel shit about it
53:00 <spookyfingers> after simba said somethin to me in pm
53:00 <fawks> ok
53:00 <spookyfingers> k that's that now i can suicide
53:00 <spookyfingers> lol
53:00 <fawks> Does anyone here know anything about soccer
53:00 <Maurice> Touch wood
53:00 <spookyfingers> sure
53:00 <spookyfingers> Torchwood
54:00 <spookyfingers> they needa bring street soccer to aus
54:00 <spookyfingers> itd go fkn off
54:00 <fawks> What ep Maurice 
54:00 <spookyfingers> parkouresque, fkn, break dance shit
54:00 <Maurice> 19
55:00 <Maurice> Enzo is still a prick
55:00 <spookyfingers> soccer just isnt like it used to be
56:00 <fawks> Omg
56:00 <fawks> Still 
56:00 <fawks> ffs
56:00 <spookyfingers> who is enzo
56:00 <Maurice> YES
56:00 <Maurice> Still
56:00 <Maurice> But a bit further along
56:00 <fawks> lol
57:00 <fawks> Patiently waiting 
57:00 <Maurice> I'm 20 mins further than last itme
57:00 <Maurice> time
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking arse!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he turned into someone else ... death for you Crow Father!
03:00 <Bastardly_One> this is really cool
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck this is fun
05:00 <Bastardly_One> when he just turned into war and I had to kill his arse
05:00 <Loof> what game?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Darksiders II
05:00 <Loof> how much?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> 28
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I got it for 20
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I loved the first one 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but didn't finish it and this kicks it's arse
06:00 <Loof> i'll snap it up
08:00 <Loof> after i watch the review actually
09:00 <Bastardly_One> do it 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> great game so far
10:00 <Loof> actually i'll get the first one first
10:00 <Loof> it got better ratings at ign
10:00 <Loof> 9.0
10:00 <Loof> where as 2 got 7.5
12:00 <spookyfingers> so
12:00 <spookyfingers> just get the second one first
12:00 <spookyfingers> :P
13:00 <spookyfingers> then prequel it!
13:00 <spookyfingers> get both!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> take that Crow Father!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> guess that was kind of the end of the start
14:00 <Bastardly_One> more narration shit
14:00 <spookyfingers> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt is some old viking giant
15:00 <Bastardly_One> cool
15:00 <Bastardly_One> some world Death has ended on 
20:00 <spookyfingers> ok that arnie town movie
20:00 <spookyfingers> fkn boss fun
21:00 <spookyfingers> n the wrestling moves he pulled off owned
22:00 <spookyfingers> No small town movie beats Hard Rain
23:00 <Bastardly_One> lol on one of the stats
23:00 <Bastardly_One> total blood spilled
23:00 <Bastardly_One> so far 554 gallons
23:00 <spookyfingers> niceeee
26:00 <spookyfingers> wtf that was a kim-jee woon film
26:00 <spookyfingers> no wonder i liked it
26:00 <spookyfingers> time to piss 554 gallons of tea man lol
34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like a bit of rpg as well
35:00 <Loof> decided to buy gow iii instead
35:00 <Loof> only comes on stupid disk gah
35:00 <Loof> oh well
35:00 <Loof> ebgames preowned for $8 nice
36:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
36:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
37:00 <Bastardly_One> titties on giant women
37:00 <Bastardly_One> are well ... giant
37:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> mmmmmmmmm 2 X 473ml red bulls fo 7 bux
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd pay up to 30 for this 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> so maybe get the PS store version Loof
39:00 <Loof> i hate having to change disks wish every game could load off the hard drive
40:00 <Loof> gta v on the ps4 looks sick
40:00 <Loof> i couldn't stop drooling
44:00 <Loof> i might as well face it i'm nocturnal
52:00 <spookyfingers> lmao im so good at finding gamers hacking my campaign
52:00 <spookyfingers> i just burst out with fire n blow shit up n they run for their lives
52:00 <spookyfingers> but i take a fuck load of cops out and my rep drops hahaha
55:00 <Loof> gtfo Ana_Ng you homogaybasher
55:00 <spookyfingers> lol
55:00 <spookyfingers> homogaybuttbasher
56:00 <Bastardly_One> those hit and runs where he thinks a ban is coming really shit me
56:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes he's ok to talk to 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> like then
58:00 <Ana_Ng> hello loof!
04:00 <spookyfingers> O_O
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking game
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I went brb and lost myself
12:00 <spookyfingers> lol
12:00 <spookyfingers> appens 2 teh breast ofuz
12:00 <spookyfingers> bbs
13:00 <spookyfingers> gonna empty bank so tpg dont buttfuck me
17:00 <BlackDevil> Netherlands beats Australia 3-2 
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and tbh I think that was a good result
20:00 <Bastardly_One> considering our last game
33:00 <spookyfingers> woo batty1 3 2ltre soft drinks 6 bux!!!
33:00 <spookyfingers> BLACKDEVIL
33:00 <spookyfingers> missed u
33:00 <spookyfingers> lol SexTourettes
40:00 <BlackDevil> ?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 4:44
45:00 <Bastardly_One> 3/4s evil
46:00 <spookyfingers> k which slut is on screen
46:00 <Shadowgate> spookyfingers is funny lol
46:00 <spookyfingers> i was born at 3:33am ay
46:00 <spookyfingers> lol
46:00 <spookyfingers> DEVIL'S HOUR
47:00 <spookyfingers> gotta get a copy of my bcert so i can put that on my fb for no reason
48:00 <BlackDevil> do i have a new man whore?
50:00 <milk> Well, we all like Thor the Hammersmith so much, we decided to become smiths and put hammer on our flag
55:00 <spookyfingers> lol
55:00 <spookyfingers> its panders
00:00 <spookyfingers> another hacker dead
00:00 <spookyfingers> dumb fucks
00:00 <BlackDevil> whos whos panders
00:00 <spookyfingers> skits out when u get cops involved
00:00 <spookyfingers> pandas
00:00 <spookyfingers> :(
30:00 <spookyfingers> :P
29:00 <faux> http://www.buzzfeed.com/lukebailey/lol-wizards
53:00 <BlackDevil> i got flem in my throat
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmm
35:00 <BlackDevil> google is smart
35:00 <BlackDevil> i changed my password
35:00 <BlackDevil> and google changed it in my saved passwords
35:00 <BlackDevil> cute
52:00 <milk> I'm going to nacho nacho that man
52:00 <milk> I'm going to... nacho that man
53:00 <milk> I've got to be a nacho nacho man
53:00 <milk> I'm going to nacho
55:00 <BlackDevil> nachos
55:00 <BlackDevil> lol
13:00 <BlackDevil> B1-is-not-here
14:00 <BlackDevil> sounds better
46:00 <BlackDevil> clone much
00:00 <BlackDevil> im watching a movie
00:00 <BlackDevil> from 2014
27:00 <BlackDevil> faux
27:00 <BlackDevil> do you like jalapenos?
20:00 <spookyfingers> finally slept
20:00 <spookyfingers> with yo MAMA
21:00 <BlackDevil> no way
22:00 <BlackDevil> i was sleeping with yo MAMA as well
22:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
44:00 <spookyfingers> LMAO
44:00 <spookyfingers> ^5
54:00 <Shadowgate> its the day time its not funny now when people type but its hilarious when they type at hilarious hours like 3am
56:00 <spookyfingers> time to pay the tax man
56:00 <spookyfingers> and sleep with his MAMA
57:00 <Shadowgate> lol
25:00 <Shadowgate> Doodle nick kills of laughter
25:00 <Doodle> go suck a fuck
27:00 <faux> Aller sucer une baise
27:00 <Shadowgate> lol
27:00 <BlackDevil> sounds sexy
27:00 <Doodle> exactemon ma petit fleur faux
29:00 <faux> embrasser mes fesses
29:00 <Doodle> *exactement
29:00 <Doodle> putain francaise
30:00 <Doodle> bien
30:00 <faux> excuse me
30:00 <faux> Tres grossier.
30:00 <Doodle> lol that translated badly
30:00 <Doodle> it was sposed to be fucking french
30:00 <Doodle> but it came out as french whore
30:00 <faux> je ne suis pas une pute
30:00 <faux> Oh
30:00 <faux> Phew
30:00 <Doodle> <3
30:00 <faux> <3
33:00 <faux> I feel like a focaccia 
33:00 <faux> I don't have the shit to make one 
33:00 <druff> go buy it then
33:00 <Doodle> i feel like a coffee
33:00 <druff> either the focaccia or the ingredients
34:00 <faux> That requires putting pants on 
34:00 <faux> I have an assignment to do. No pants day
34:00 <druff> order online
34:00 <BlackDevil> im a normally no clothes day
35:00 <druff> to cold for 0 clothes
35:00 <BlackDevil> not in brazil
35:00 <faux> I'm not sure of there's a place that 1. Delivers focaccias or 2. Delivers this early 
35:00 <faux> If*
35:00 <druff> are you in brazil?
35:00 <BlackDevil> i am now
35:00 <BlackDevil> going back to australia
36:00 <BlackDevil> because they lost
36:00 <druff> cool
36:00 <BlackDevil> douches
37:00 <Doodle> did you really expect anything else
37:00 <BlackDevil> no
38:00 <BlackDevil> bunch of ex felons
38:00 <Doodle> i dont follow soccer and even i know our team is shit compared to the rest of the world
38:00 <Doodle> even cunts growing up kicking paper around are better than them
38:00 <faux> I watched Cahill's goal
38:00 <faux> Feck
38:00 <druff> how many locals you been with/?
38:00 <faux> It was spectac
38:00 <faux> That's all I saw though
39:00 <Doodle> translation: how many std's do you have?
39:00 <faux> Omg peeyew
39:00 <faux> Just farted and I'm positive I killed any living being within a 5km radius
39:00 <faux> Vom
39:00 <BlackDevil> faux
39:00 <BlackDevil> do you like jalapenos?
39:00 <Doodle> lol
40:00 <faux> Pong
40:00 <druff> your not a living being faux?
40:00 <faux> No
40:00 <faux> I'm a robot obv
40:00 <druff> just checking
40:00 <faux> Hmm I should just make pasta 
40:00 <Doodle> bzz
40:00 <faux> But carbs 
41:00 <Doodle> ermergerd kerbz
41:00 <faux> I have chicken defrosting for dins 
41:00 <faux> Ohh
41:00 <faux> I know
41:00 <faux> Boiled eggs and avocado on toast 
41:00 <Doodle> fuck sake
41:00 <faux> W/ sesame seeds
41:00 <faux> Yes.
42:00 <Doodle> avocado
42:00 <faux> Don't like it?
42:00 <Doodle> why dont you just sneeze on it instead, its free and its the same thing
42:00 <Doodle> hells no
42:00 <faux> Lol
42:00 <faux> Gross 
43:00 <faux> Avocado is brilliant.
43:00 <Doodle> if you like sucking down snot, sure
44:00 <faux> Its not even snotty textured
44:00 <faux> Its more buttery
44:00 <Doodle> it bloody is
44:00 <Doodle> i dont get the attraction, it doesnt taste like anything
46:00 <faux> Have you tried it wit lemon 
46:00 <faux> With*
46:00 <Doodle> neg
47:00 <Doodle> why not just have lemon
54:00 <spookyfingers> wooo movies movies
00:00 <spookyfingers> wb
00:00 <spookyfingers> the fox with the moxx
04:00 <AngelInHell> quack
05:00 <AngelInHell> anyone awake?
07:00 <AngelInHell> hi :D
10:00 <Pyro-> yo
16:00 <spookyfingers> QUACK
16:00 <spookyfingers> anywone wanna draw down on me
17:00 <spookyfingers> coz im mr MOTHER FUCKIN' squiggle bitch!
17:00 <spookyfingers> BlackDevil im posting our yo mama on fb k
17:00 <spookyfingers> thx love u
18:00 <spookyfingers> fuckin ear infection cunt shit fuck
18:00 <AngelInHell> lol!
18:00 <spookyfingers> done n done
18:00 <spookyfingers> lmaoz
18:00 <Fez> Z?
19:00 <Fez> Lmao...z?
19:00 <lumeah2> Panders.  Hi. 
19:00 <spookyfingers> <3
19:00 <spookyfingers> brb
19:00 <spookyfingers> mate over
24:00 <spookyfingers> NUTTBUTTER
25:00 <spookyfingers> faux u remember chrissie?
25:00 <Fez> Buttbutter..
27:00 <spookyfingers> nah nah
27:00 <spookyfingers> lol
27:00 <spookyfingers> nutbutter is heroin mixed with ice
28:00 <AngelInHell> lol
32:00 <spookyfingers> lols
32:00 <spookyfingers> cig times
32:00 <AngelInHell> eww
32:00 <spookyfingers> waitin for fkn chick to msg back if workin or not coz works in town
35:00 <Fez> A fkn chick...
35:00 <Fez> ... shes too busy fkn dude
35:00 <Fez> Haw haw
37:00 <spookyfingers> she got a bf dude
37:00 <spookyfingers> fk man 3 hrs sleep almost
37:00 <Fez> Yea.. shes fucking him
56:00 <spookyfingers> k gtg
56:00 <spookyfingers> whore my ass out
56:00 <spookyfingers> bbl
56:00 <AngelInHell> ciao
58:00 <spookyfingers> aw she busy
58:00 <spookyfingers> peace
08:00 <druff> bartholemew
08:00 <Mew>  druffman
09:00 <druff> :P
46:00 <TheRon> 420
49:00 <TheRon> flipping cold aint it
50:00 <Fez> Great breast weather
50:00 <TheRon> ohoh yeah, nipply
50:00 <FredFlinstone> they nearly di dit
51:00 <TheRon> so close
51:00 <TheRon> i'm proud of my boys
51:00 <milk> bit of patchy rain here, but not too chilly
51:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
51:00 <FredFlinstone> Timmmmmmmyyyyyyy
51:00 <FredFlinstone> what a champ
51:00 <TheRon> 9 degrees in ballarat today
51:00 <Fez> Timmy was a chimp
52:00 <Fez> Ballarat is too far away
52:00 <TheRon> pissed off with state of origin
52:00 <FredFlinstone> shit match wasnt it?
52:00 <Fez> Same
52:00 <Fez> Meh
52:00 <FredFlinstone> good result
52:00 <FredFlinstone> but
52:00 <TheRon> yeah, just wasn't expansive at all 
52:00 <FredFlinstone> not good to watch
52:00 <Fez> 1 str8 m8
52:00 <TheRon> i was going for qld
53:00 <Fez> Same
53:00 <FredFlinstone> was time for a change
53:00 <FredFlinstone> I tipped NSW from the start
53:00 <Fez> The refs a blue....
54:00 <TheRon> explains some of the penalties
54:00 <Fez> No bias at all
54:00 <TheRon> never
54:00 <FredFlinstone> we wont go there
54:00 <Fez> I already did
57:00 <TheRon> good tipping round coming up
58:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yeah like last week?
58:00 <TheRon> yes!
59:00 <FredFlinstone> dont think I will go to the Blues v Collinshit match this time
59:00 <FredFlinstone> sunday night shit
59:00 <FredFlinstone> they be lucky to get 50,000 I reckon
59:00 <FredFlinstone> AFL have fucked this season up completley
59:00 <TheRon> experimenting before the next rights deal
00:00 <FredFlinstone> monday night wasnt an experiment nor was thursday night
00:00 <FredFlinstone> Sunday night was a disaster waiting to happen
01:00 <Fez> Migaloo has a gf
02:00 <FredFlinstone> at least Wimbledon starts soon
02:00 <FredFlinstone> and I can watch it yay!
02:00 <FredFlinstone> and Le Tour de France
02:00 <FredFlinstone> vive le france
04:00 <Fez> Go radwanska
04:00 <FredFlinstone> Wodga!
04:00 <TheRon> i love le tour
04:00 <FredFlinstone> dont care about the women
04:00 <FredFlinstone> its great isnt it?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> the scenery is just magic
05:00 <Fez> Sexist much
05:00 <TheRon> once you watch a bit, you to see how it ends
05:00 <FredFlinstone> the best coverage ever of such a bit sporting event
05:00 <FredFlinstone> nothing to do with sexism you fool
06:00 <TheRon> with the williams brothers winning it's not really worth watching
06:00 <Fez> Women have breasts
06:00 <FredFlinstone> she will prolly win again 
06:00 <Fez> Sif not care
06:00 <TheRon> i know
06:00 <FredFlinstone> she is pretty awesome
06:00 <FredFlinstone> especially on grass
06:00 <FredFlinstone> but I hate that bloody friggin moaning
06:00 <FredFlinstone> shits me to tears
06:00 <FredFlinstone> and grunting
07:00 <Fez> Men do it too
07:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs to that extent? methinks not
07:00 <TheRon> sharapova would be so loud in the sack
07:00 <Fez> Shed be a starfish
07:00 <FredFlinstone> her and that other bitch ruined the Aussie open two years ago
08:00 <FredFlinstone> soo friggin ous
08:00 <FredFlinstone> loud
08:00 <FredFlinstone> had to turn it off
08:00 <TheRon> i swear some of the grunting is bruce mcavaney
09:00 <FredFlinstone> that was only when Carl was running
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I think Carl fucked him
09:00 <Fez> Funny how moaning in the sack is ok but people complain when its on the court
09:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ffs
09:00 <FredFlinstone> get real
09:00 <FredFlinstone> how can you compare the two?
10:00 <Fez> Cuz im fake?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> you must be
10:00 <FredFlinstone> one is in public
10:00 <FredFlinstone> one is private
10:00 <Fez> Im a real doll hey
10:00 <Fez> So?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> doll? not quite the word I was thinking of
11:00 <Fez> Its like women who wear bikinis at the beach.. then cover up when u see their underwear
12:00 <FredFlinstone> not quite right your analagies
12:00 <FredFlinstone> analogies
12:00 <TheRon> on one of the 12th man cd's, they had andre agassi and steffi graff having sex on court and the umpire called out from the chair
12:00 <Fez> Its an observation.
12:00 <Fez> But youd know that hey
13:00 <FredFlinstone> had to put the heater on in here
13:00 <FredFlinstone> fweezinggzzzz
14:00 <TheRon> ballarat has been icy all day
14:00 <FredFlinstone> I bet
14:00 <FredFlinstone> its always cold ther
14:00 <TheRon> it's a myth
14:00 <FredFlinstone> mt hero lives ther
14:00 <FredFlinstone> bullshit
14:00 <FredFlinstone> I been ther too many times
15:00 <TheRon> canberra is worse
15:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe but it isnt in this state
15:00 <TheRon> today is the first day i've really had to rug up
15:00 <FredFlinstone> lake wendoureee oh my
16:00 <FredFlinstone> used to stop there at easter before our tournament
16:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
16:00 <FredFlinstone> once we all had to go back in the car
16:00 <Doodle> it only got to 7 in gaytown today
16:00 <TheRon> lake wendouree my god some really fit chicks go running around that
16:00 <FredFlinstone> where do you live Doodle /
16:00 <Doodle> ballarat
16:00 <FredFlinstone> OH 
16:00 <FredFlinstone> gaytown lol
17:00 <FredFlinstone> lots there are there?
17:00 <TheRon> only certain parts are gay town
17:00 <FredFlinstone> thought that was hepburn springs
17:00 <FredFlinstone> or is it Daylesford?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> close enough
17:00 <Doodle> daylesford
18:00 <FredFlinstone> never been there
18:00 <FredFlinstone> they say its nice
18:00 <TheRon> daylesford is just bat cat crazy
18:00 <FredFlinstone> bat cat?
18:00 <FredFlinstone> what are they?
18:00 <TheRon> is that the expression
18:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
20:00 <FredFlinstone> dont know what you are trying to say
20:00 <Fez> Its 5.20
20:00 <FredFlinstone> and?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> time for tits?
20:00 <FredFlinstone> tit time
20:00 <Fez> And 38 seconds?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
21:00 <milk> just had some nachoes in honour of when we play the mexicans
21:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
21:00 <FredFlinstone> mucho gusto amigo
22:00 <FredFlinstone> ola
22:00 <Fez> Have a spicet meatball
22:00 <Fez> Spicey
23:00 <Fez> Breasts
23:00 <Fez> Tits
23:00 <Fez> Udders
23:00 <TheRon> hello ladies!!
23:00 <Fez> Pieter was a tit
23:00 <Fez> Still is actually
24:00 <TheRon> has he overdosed, where is he?
24:00 <Fez> One tit on its own isnt right
24:00 <Fez> Thats pieter
24:00 <TheRon> tits come in pairs
24:00 <Fez> Except fot piet
24:00 <Fez> For
25:00 <Fez> I wonder if they can grow tits on rats yet?
25:00 <TheRon> would you really want rat tits?
27:00 <Skirmish> female rats already have tits
27:00 <Skirmish> Haven’t you seen pics of mandyjane? 
27:00 <TheRon> no, please share
27:00 <Skirmish> I dont keep.
28:00 <TheRon> traumatising?
29:00 <Skirmish> The is a monster. 
29:00 <Skirmish> Hello forks
29:00 <TheRon> shit game last night fawks
29:00 <faux> Good evening 
29:00 <faux> Why was it shit 
29:00 <faux> Our defence was brill
30:00 <faux> By our I mean nsw
30:00 <TheRon> did the ball go out wide at any stage last night from either team?
30:00 <Fez> Yes
31:00 <faux> Meh qld played terribly and we were pretty mediocre too but our defence was the only thing that saved us
31:00 <Fez> Someone was dragged over the sideline with the ball
31:00 <faux> I like close games 
31:00 <TheRon> surely you just put that ball in the air and get inglis to catch it
32:00 <Fez> Best hit of the match was farrah on cherry-evans imo
32:00 <faux> Thurston is the dirtiest fucking dog
32:00 <faux> I hope he gets his head kicked in in game 3
33:00 <Fez> Dont need to
33:00 <Fez> Nsw let the scoreboard do the talking
33:00 <TheRon> i'd never seen dave taylor before, my god he's huge
34:00 <faux> Mmm james tamou
34:00 <faux> K gonna have dinner bbs
35:00 <Fez> Im gunna watch faux through the window
35:00 <Fez> Not really
35:00 <TheRon> that restraining order expired yet?
36:00 <Skirmish> She’s not on the ground floor how are you going to do that? You’re not sitting with me.
38:00 <Skirmish> Did you get a good look at her on Monday night Fez? I pointed her towards the window for the end finale. 
39:00 <TheRon> get a good look costanza?
41:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
42:00 <TheRon> hello
47:00 <TheRiddler> suck shit qld
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> I just found out who won
47:00 <Fez> 1 str8
47:00 <TheRiddler> huh?
47:00 <TheRiddler> they won 2
47:00 <Fez> 1 in a row
47:00 <Fez> Woop
48:00 <TheRiddler> 2 in a row
48:00 <Fez> Series..
48:00 <TheRon> sucks
49:00 <Fez> Where is the ref from?
52:00 <TheRiddler> did anyone see the holy flyin circus special?
52:00 <TheRon> no
52:00 <wolfy> wats that?
53:00 <TheRiddler> http://iview.abc.net.au/programs/holy-flying-circus/
54:00 <TheRiddler> Holy Flying Circus is a fantastical reimagining of the controversy in both the USA and UK surrounding the release of Monty Python's 1979 film 'Life of Brian'.
56:00 <TheRon> i'm gonna watch the footy show tonight, does that count?
57:00 <Fez> Queer
58:00 <Fez> Beau is gunna be nude. Thats what erin said
58:00 <TheRon> fez?
58:00 <Fez> What
59:00 <Fez> Mewgaloo the white whale
59:00 <Fez> Hehe
59:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
02:00 <Mew> hello sailorz
03:00 <Fez> Mew has whale size breasts i heard
03:00 <Fez> Is this true?
03:00 <Mew> afaik whales are flatchested
03:00 <Mew> so nope
03:00 <TheRon> they're side airbags
04:00 <Fez> Oh
04:00 <Fez> I knew they lied to me
04:00 <Fez> *shakes fist
06:00 <TheRon> couleurs you proud to be aussie?
06:00 <couleurs> Go Da SoCcErOoSe
07:00 <Fez> Theron.. breasts
07:00 <couleurs> yeh m8 u bloodey rippa been eaten 4 n 20 pies n drinken vb all day m8
07:00 <TheRon> mine are real and they're spectacular
08:00 <TheRon> i was referring to the socceroos
08:00 <couleurs> it was ok
08:00 <couleurs> nise gole cahill 
09:00 <couleurs> shit keeper
09:00 <couleurs> schwarzer should've played
09:00 <couleurs> got the experience
09:00 <TheRon> he retired
09:00 <couleurs> but he 2 busy doing tab ads
10:00 <TheRon> ange was happy
10:00 <couleurs> exactly, got nobody now
10:00 <couleurs> they're all shit
10:00 <couleurs> the other guys did good
11:00 <couleurs> maybe they will beat spain
11:00 <TheRon> get fevola to goalkeep
11:00 <couleurs> they're a joke
11:00 <couleurs> australia scored more goles than spain lolol
12:00 <TheRon> did spain come for a holiday too?
12:00 <couleurs> looks like it
12:00 <couleurs> chile owned them 1st half
14:00 <couleurs> netherlands didn't play that good either, surprisingly the aussies kept up for most of the match
14:00 <couleurs> neds always start well then they bomb out
15:00 <TheRon> any form teams?
15:00 <Fez> Is theyre such thing as crazy cat men?
15:00 <couleurs> in form?
16:00 <TheRon> yeah
16:00 <couleurs> idk germany and italy always do well
16:00 <TheRon> i guess chile now
16:00 <couleurs> yep chile are better than brasil
16:00 <Fez> Except when they dont
18:00 <couleurs> both got good keepers
18:00 <couleurs> and defense
18:00 <couleurs> and midfield
18:00 <couleurs> decent attack
19:00 <couleurs> germany probably got a better 1 
19:00 <TheRon> go the germans
19:00 <couleurs> uruguay v england in the morning
19:00 <couleurs> another good 1
20:00 <couleurs> usa v portugal on the weekend
21:00 <couleurs> neds v chile and then aus v spain
21:00 <wolfy> are portugal good ?
21:00 <TheRon> they have cr7
21:00 <couleurs> yeah but they lost 4-0
22:00 <couleurs> red card
22:00 <wolfy> i want to put a bet on fifa
22:00 <couleurs> put a bet on me
22:00 <wolfy> and cash up
22:00 <couleurs> all the african teams are shit
23:00 <TheRon> is qatar in the world cup?
23:00 <couleurs> no
23:00 <couleurs> iran is
24:00 <wolfy> funny when both teams dont even kick 1 goal
24:00 <TheRon> thought they might've just paid for a berth
24:00 <couleurs> and algeria
24:00 <Mew> peeeèeeeèęëĕ zèēeeeęeeeę
24:00 <couleurs> yep they got $$$
24:00 <wolfy> nigera ?
24:00 <wolfy> mew wee
25:00 <TheRon> qatar getting the world cup is corrupt who knew
25:00 <couleurs> yea!!!!!
25:00 <TheRon> i never suspected
26:00 <couleurs> hopefully won't happen thank u
26:00 <TheRon> makes no sense
26:00 <TheRon> fucking 50 degrees in the daytime
29:00 <couleurs> it's already 2 hot in brasil
29:00 <TheRon> australia would be perfect this time of year
30:00 <Mew> BipolarMan
30:00 <TheRon> unfortunately us aussies are naive enough think these things are done on a level playing feild
30:00 <couleurs> usa will probably get it
30:00 <couleurs> esp if they make it 
31:00 <TheRon> they already had one recently
31:00 <couleurs> in 1994
32:00 <couleurs> that's not recent
32:00 <TheRon> oh come on
33:00 <couleurs> or maybe us
33:00 <TheRon> we know how to put on events
33:00 <couleurs> can't be in europe again or asia
34:00 <couleurs> so their u go
34:00 <TheRon> well it's can't be in the ivory coast
34:00 <couleurs> or their
34:00 <couleurs> alreadey happened
34:00 <TheRon> people will get shot
35:00 <fawks> couleurs irl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=648144361922513
36:00 <couleurs> lmao
36:00 <couleurs> do u even parkour bro
36:00 <wolfy> lol
36:00 <wolfy> do u even lift bro
37:00 <TheRon> i lift slabs
37:00 <TheRon> i can lift two slabs at a time
38:00 <wolfy> u mad bro
38:00 <wolfy> u mad?
38:00 <TheRon> oh i'm furious
39:00 <Fez> Fast too?
39:00 <wolfy> do u even gym bro
39:00 <TheRon> i lawn bowl
39:00 <wolfy> lolllllllllll
39:00 <fawks> its funny cos its true
39:00 <wolfy> i walk
39:00 <wolfy> long walks
39:00 <TheRon> yes i lawn bowl
40:00 <Fez> Lawn bowls rules
40:00 <fawks> sick
40:00 <Fez> But breasts are better
40:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1958022_10152406232382141_3751314749243084681_n.jpg
40:00 <fawks> amen
40:00 <fawks> lol
40:00 <TheRon> a friend in need is a friend indeed, a friend with weed is better
41:00 <Fez> Say the next line
41:00 <wolfy> i got it in my head
41:00 <TheRon> no idea
41:00 <wolfy> but cant say it
41:00 <wolfy> google lyrics
41:00 <wolfy> find songs
41:00 <Fez> A friend with breasts and all the rest
42:00 <TheRon> there you go
42:00 <wolfy> have u got breat fez
42:00 <Fez> A friend who dressed in lwatger
42:00 <TheRon> something for everybody
42:00 <wolfy> breast
42:00 <Fez> Booba
42:00 <wolfy> pic?
42:00 <Fez> Boobs perhaps
42:00 <Fez> U got pies?
42:00 <wolfy> nah ate them
43:00 <TheRon> i like pie
43:00 <Fez> No pics then
43:00 <wolfy> bakery near my house has good pies
43:00 <Fez> Pff
43:00 <TheRon> not that sort of pie
43:00 <wolfy> nice fresh ones
43:00 <wolfy> wat/
43:00 <Fez> I want a great pie
43:00 <Fez> Good dont cut it
43:00 <wolfy> wtf
43:00 <TheRon> poontang pie
44:00 <Fez> Cream pie
44:00 <Fez> Breast pie
45:00 <fawks> https://scontent-b-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/602248_544098468946550_1077105602_n.jpg
45:00 <TheRon> wtf?
46:00 <TheRon> he's a working class man.........
49:00 <TheRon> i'm on the highway to hell
52:00 <wolfy> oh oh oh
52:00 <wolfy> hes a workin class man
58:00 <TheRon> you got the music in you
02:00 <TheRon> where did all the real men go
03:00 <fawks> narnia
05:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/pYnskD3
05:00 <TheRon> i wanted boobs
06:00 <TheRon> i'm telling y'all it's sabotage
06:00 <fawks> TheRiddler
08:00 <Rak> i wish i were a real man so i could visit mr tumnus
10:00 <TheRiddler> yes
10:00 <TheRon> mr tumnus?
10:00 <doctor> where have all the cowboys gone?
11:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/gallery/xkmlo6P
11:00 <TheRon> i don't wanna wait
12:00 <TheRiddler> hai fawks
12:00 <Skirmish> Doodle … 
12:00 <Skirmish> Turn down for what? 
13:00 <TheRon> a little diddy about jack and diane
15:00 <fawks> ash
15:00 <fawks> dammit
15:00 <fawks> i hada link for you
15:00 <fawks> bt i pasted over i
15:00 <fawks> it
15:00 <fawks> lemme find
15:00 <TheRon> i have bikies living in my streeet and they're fags
16:00 <mr_ducati> go tell them that
16:00 <TheRon> are you nuts
16:00 <mr_ducati> thought so
16:00 <fawks> TheRiddler
16:00 <TheRon> drugs and stabbings, i think i'm staying out of this one
17:00 <TheRiddler> ok
17:00 <Skirmish> My next door neighbour is a bikie. Things are always quiet in our area. 
17:00 <TheRiddler> paste away
18:00 <TheRon> i get sick of the loud motors
18:00 <TheRon> not to mention a couple of stabbings in the area
18:00 <fawks> http://sploid.gizmodo.com/these-three-toys-look-exactly-the-same-but-only-one-is-1592403120
19:00 <TheRiddler> cool
21:00 <couleurs> Bye BRon
22:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/TyQOSwQ.jpg
24:00 <ClipClop> shes hot
24:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4koLWPq2qDY
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ridiculous edited for tv movie lines (Oct 23, 2010) 1:31 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 648,678 - 4,052 likes (98.6%), 57 dislikes (1.4%)
24:00 <fawks> omg
24:00 <fawks> rofl
24:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_0wjFP3YsQ
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mean Tweets - NBA Edition #2 (Date not found) 2:23 - Category: Comedy - 3,143,106 - 17,262 likes (98.7%), 235 dislikes (1.3%)
24:00 <fawks> 1:50
24:00 <fawks> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
24:00 <fawks> best.
29:00 <couleurs> lol
29:00 <couleurs> cookie monster!!!!!
31:00 <couleurs> that woman on the project turned orange and blonde after her husband died
31:00 <xm> it is permanent
32:00 <xm> or does she still get black roots 
32:00 <xm> is that show cancelled yet?
32:00 <couleurs> orange is the new blonde starring carrie bickmore 
32:00 <xm> or are their other shows so shit it just looks brilliant
32:00 <couleurs> no way ho zue
32:00 <xm> i heard there was a bit of a ax'n
34:00 <couleurs> they got rid of the annoying host guy and somehow it's still going, they just get other annoying people to fill in 
35:00 <xm> im worried dat muzzo might get angry one day and blow the whole set up
35:00 <xm> that's why they wont ever sack him
36:00 <couleurs> sbs has an annoying show like that too
36:00 <couleurs> the feed
36:00 <couleurs> the one with marc fennell 
37:00 <couleurs> he's a dickhaed
37:00 <xm> never heard of him. but i dislike most journalists anyway
39:00 <couleurs> everyone on tv is terrible
40:00 <xm> i feel like that girl from The Ring when i see TVs
40:00 <xm> i need someone to carry that portable curtain to hide any TVs from me
40:00 <xm> seeing even one frame from The Project could induce a psychotic rage in me
41:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhu
41:00 <xm> hahehEhehe
42:00 <couleurs> wait, marge and david are still ok
42:00 <doctor> Yeah the project is unwatchable
43:00 <doctor> last time I caught a glimpse of it I saw rove on the panel
43:00 <couleurs> ya me 2
43:00 <couleurs> he must be doing well in america
44:00 <xm> yeah, they're OK. didnt they get moved around a bit? like from the SBS to the ABC or was it the other way round
44:00 <couleurs> ya they were on sbs and got moved to abc
44:00 <doctor> He has all the qualities that the Americans should love, but he's Australian and apparently we speak another language to them
44:00 <couleurs> u beautey
45:00 <xm> someone like John Safran deserves his own full-time talkshow
46:00 <Skirmish> He ruffles too many feathers. 
46:00 <xm> that's why i love the guy
47:00 <xm> he was quite adept at getting people to do stupid things too that they would normally not do with other interviewers
47:00 <xm> except with David Irving that was over the top to get a reaction
48:00 <xm> i think that was the first time i saw him genuinely pissed off (Safran)
48:00 <xm> if anyone here saw the exorcism scene, what do you think of it?
49:00 <Discordia> I personally loved the scene where he tried to get a witch doctor to put a curse on his ex-girlfriend heh
49:00 <xm> ah yeah the tyre thing?
50:00 <Skirmish> I liked how he took a white non jewish girl to make out in Ann Franks basement. 
51:00 <Rak> how does a person hiding only in an attic possess a basement?
52:00 <couleurs> i like how he's disappeared from existence 
56:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWAT8twFjIs
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Silicon Valley - Jerk Off (Date not found) 3:13 - Category: Comedy - 11,025 - 70 likes (97.2%), 2 dislikes (2.8%)
57:00 <couleurs> huhuhuhu
57:00 <xm> TV show pogrom
57:00 <xm> oh yeah i lost it during that scene
57:00 <couleurs> that was the best 
58:00 <couleurs> bazinga
58:00 <stebie> i feel like some of that right now
00:00 <fawks> https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10365895_312197855614149_3027716006505106957_n.jpg
00:00 <couleurs> the driverless car bit was hilarious too
00:00 <couleurs> so meta
01:00 <TheRiddler> :o
01:00 <TheRiddler> I want
01:00 <TheRiddler> fawks
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <fawks> me 2
02:00 <fawks> mini dog nuts
02:00 <couleurs> who doesn't
02:00 <fawks> i also want this immediately
02:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10404095_310430215790913_825919737982721817_n.jpg
02:00 <fawks> pizza burger
02:00 <fawks> pizzer burga
04:00 <couleurs> yo dawg i herd u liked pizza and burger so we put a pizza in your burger so u can pizza when u burger
04:00 <couleurs> --- old meme
05:00 <TheRiddler> lol mini dog nuts
06:00 <TheRiddler> I wonder if pizzahut is still doing that burger crust
07:00 <doctor> i'd say so, gotta out compete dominoes
10:00 <couleurs> `seen Skrotus
14:00 <doctor> RIP good friend
14:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) 3:34 - Category: Music - 713,486 -
22:00 <Skirmish> Mother Mew.
22:00 <couleurs> hi Mew what u done today me watched tv
23:00 <Mew> hay skirminat0r 
23:00 <Mew> me 2 couleurs me 2
27:00 <wolfy> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0e6RbzNltY
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ill Bill - Gangsta Rap (Feb 3, 2011) 2:19 - Category: Music - 39,642 - 203 likes (97.1%), 6 dislikes (2.9%)
28:00 <Saemon> sup
31:00 <xm> skrotus is still on skype somewhere
31:00 <xm> a good soul. he found IRC too illogical
31:00 <ShooterMcGavin> Saemon what is your opinion of B1 gaining access in here?
32:00 <ShooterMcGavin> Also Saemon, Skirmish has been begging for ops too
32:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcFy_nF5qrg
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ricky B - Shake It Fo Ya Hood - New Orleans BOUNCE classic (Jun 24, 2008) 4:28 - Category: Music - 247,487 - 961 likes (97.3%), 27 dislikes (2.7%)
33:00 <Saemon> i think its very bad ShooterMcGavin
33:00 <clusiana> irc too illogical?
33:00 <Saemon> a petty person like b1
33:00 <ShooterMcGavin> lol
33:00 <clusiana> that's the funniest thing I have heard in ages lol
33:00 <Saemon> he's gona abuse it for sure
33:00 <ShooterMcGavin> Saemon he was gloating about it
33:00 <ShooterMcGavin> he actually mentioned how angry you would be with it
34:00 <Saemon> show me logs
34:00 <ShooterMcGavin> i dont keep them
34:00 <Skirmish> This guys boner for me will never go down.  Perma-boner. 
34:00 <Saemon> oh
34:00 <Skirmish> Can’t log things that never happened Saemon. 
34:00 <ShooterMcGavin> Just tell him I sent you the logs anyway
34:00 <Saemon> wth
34:00 <Saemon> so u are shit stirring ShooterMcGavin?
34:00 <ShooterMcGavin> Skirmish has been begging for ops, not in here but in sydney
34:00 <ShooterMcGavin> Saemon no
35:00 <ShooterMcGavin> Skirmish as upset i have exposed him with his begging for ops
35:00 <Skirmish> Oh yes. I have been begging so much. 
35:00 <ShooterMcGavin> See
35:00 <xm> [18:34:18] 18<clusiana18> irc too illogical? <--- Skrotus had very pointy ears
36:00 <Skirmish> I was sending pictures of me on my knees with a cucumber offering oral stimulation to all male channel members to the ops to convince them I should have ops.
36:00 <ShooterMcGavin> The words pathetic and loser come to mind when thinking back to Skirmish's beggings
36:00 <Skirmish> I want ops so badly … I don’t even know if there is a limit to what I would do to have ops.  I just want them so BAD. 
37:00 <xm> i just used reverse psychology and said i dont want @s. i dont want to deal with all the PMs of people begging to be unbanned or get others banned
38:00 <Skirmish> Give me 15 or so minutes to finish this uni stuff and then I will come back and beg for ops some more so ShooterMcGavin doesn’t look like the chronic liar that he normally is. 
39:00 <Saemon> ... ShooterMcGavin
39:00 <Saemon> was that.....Seth Rollins finisher???
39:00 <ShooterMcGavin> Yes
39:00 <Mew> Skirmish 4 opz
39:00 <Saemon> omg u a wrestlin fan??
39:00 <Skirmish> I AM NOT A CROOK! 
39:00 <ShooterMcGavin> Saemon im the guy who helps you beat up simba sometimes
40:00 <Saemon> really? wats ur usual nick?
40:00 <Skirmish> ShooterMcGavin is so the next austnet member to kill himself.  He can’t keep this false bravado up forever.
40:00 <xm> The_Baron, another chemistry related joke for you: "People ask me if I do drugs. I just say NO"
40:00 <ShooterMcGavin> Skirmish that type of talk will not do you any favours in your mission for access
41:00 <Crip> who was the last austnet member to kill themselves ?
41:00 <Crip> is pieter still alive ?>
41:00 <xm> he is. still weird as ever. but not like the usual style
41:00 <Skirmish> Pieter is building an army to fight online bullying. 
42:00 <Sponge> is pieter ok?
42:00 <Crip> no Sponge, hes a junkie
42:00 <Serenity> lets hope not
43:00 <Sponge> he's never been the same since the day of hte budget and he knew he was going to be thrown of welfare
44:00 <Serenity> i like to take credit for breaking him
44:00 <The_Baron> xm lol
44:00 <ShooterMcGavin> He's got the whole world. In his hands
44:00 <The_Baron> breaking the spirit of a amphetamine fiend isn't exactly much of a task
44:00 <Crip> in his vein
44:00 <The_Baron> I'd say he prolly did most of the work himself
44:00 <Serenity> have you ever spoken to pieter?
45:00 <Saemon> no one can break me
45:00 <Saemon> for one cannot break that which is already broken.
45:00 <The_Baron> ur already broken u gimp!
45:00 <Crip> ohh, bogan hunters has finished downloading
45:00 <Crip> WIN
45:00 <The_Baron> he beat me to it
45:00 <Saemon> u fail
45:00 <Saemon> ownt.
46:00 <The_Baron> well played wheels
46:00 <Mew> i bought ingredients for 80 vietnamese pork spring rolls for our friends 30th next week
47:00 <Saemon> cool mew
47:00 <Saemon> how much did the kittens cost?
47:00 <xm> the piet stuff got old. ive nearly removed all the material offline
47:00 <Zade> lol
47:00 <Mew> theyre the ultimate hangover cure so im gonna hide a batch for the people who are especially sore the next day
47:00 <The_Baron> and how many will be prepared with ur vagina?
47:00 <Mew> they were cheap only like $6 a packet
47:00 <Mew> nil
47:00 <stebie> lol
47:00 <Saemon> really? kittens cost only 6 bux?
47:00 <Saemon> and sold in packets?
47:00 <Mew> my bergina is yet to master the art of spring rolling vietnamese style
48:00 <Mew> but my fingers do a damn good job
48:00 <Crip> yer vagina ?
48:00 <Mew> me vaginer
48:00 <Crip> you know, the mout
48:00 <The_Baron> gina reinhardt pork vietnamese cats?
48:00 <The_Baron> sorry where was I?
49:00 <Skirmish> Is it time for another coffee? 
49:00 <Crip> its time for a bowl.
49:00 <Serenity> did it get old or just incredibly sad xm? cause I kind of feel bad for him now.. his very public meltdown was bad
49:00 <Crip> then bed
49:00 <The_Baron> any excuse to AFK Skirmish
49:00 <The_Baron> ;P
49:00 <xm> both
49:00 <Crip> I missed his entire meltdown
49:00 <xm> i felt pretty bad
49:00 <Crip> was it epic bad ?
49:00 <Serenity> it was epic
49:00 <Mew> have a weak one Skirmish then you can have another one later
50:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't have felt bad
50:00 <Crip> feel free to link me
50:00 <Maurice> He deserved everything he got
50:00 <Mew> unless you're like my friend and drink coffee before bed because it puts her to sleep
50:00 <Serenity> cant link you it was literally a 24 hour log
50:00 <Skirmish> Mew: Finish work at 5am. There will be more coffee to be had.
50:00 <Crip> pastebin !
50:00 <Mew> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh youre at work
50:00 <Mew> thats totes diff
50:00 <Mew> go hard
50:00 <The_Baron> just pastebin all the worthy moments
50:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Put it up on one of the paste sites. 
50:00 <Serenity> i am not going through those logs
50:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure there musta been someone else logging that shit
51:00 <Mew> wow that made me think of pokemon Doodle 
51:00 <The_Baron> there's always a logger with OCD on here
51:00 <Doodle> err
51:00 <Doodle> ok
51:00 <Serenity> b1 would have it
51:00 <The_Baron> ^^
51:00 <Saemon> wat time did pieters meltdown happen?
51:00 <The_Baron> cool
51:00 <Serenity> dude it was weeks ago
51:00 <Serenity> and it literally went for days
51:00 <The_Baron> so b1 will do a highlight reel then
51:00 <Skirmish> B1 is a diligent member of the #melbourne OPS team. Course he has it.
51:00 <xm> because my ideal style is satire, and satire shouldnt be too personal and overtly offensive
52:00 <Serenity> took a lot of effort to get him to break the way he did
52:00 <xm> make it subtle and ambiguous to the point even where they can enjoy it would be good
52:00 <Skirmish> I missed it too :( I came back on the tail end when he was starting a facebook page against bullying on austnet or something.
52:00 <Serenity> no
52:00 <Serenity> it was about me and faux
52:00 <Serenity> lol
52:00 <Serenity> not sure what faux did
52:00 <Serenity> but she copped it too
52:00 <Skirmish> A whole facebook page about you two?  
52:00 <xm> notice how it was always about girls ;)
53:00 <Skirmish> Hope it’s got nudes. I’d join.
53:00 <xm> he pretty much ignored me
53:00 <Serenity> the fact im female is the ONLY reason he gets so worked up about me
53:00 <xm> the only time i really got a rise out of him was saying i'd buy his $10,000+ or whatever projector for $50 and use it as a heater
53:00 <xm> because he'd have no use for it
53:00 <Serenity> if i was just another dude i wouldnt even register
53:00 <^pilot^> LOCKERS!!!!
53:00 <Skirmish> He finds it distressing that there are women that don’t want him.
53:00 <xm> i dunno the history but he was obviously locked onto Serenity 
54:00 <xm> yeah, he got betrayed before and hasnt gotten over it
54:00 <The_Baron> good god, if it aint panda, it's pieter
54:00 <Serenity> he despises me
54:00 <Skirmish> She had ops, he didn’t. I think that was about it. 
54:00 <Serenity> he hated me before i had ops. ops was just an easy target
54:00 <Skirmish> You should write a short story about it. 
55:00 <Serenity> no ty
55:00 <xm> it's also easier to focus on one person than take on everyone
55:00 <xm> hence her being the main conspirator
55:00 <Skirmish> “Sezz and Pieter … How two worlds collided, one spinning off and exploding in the sun”. 
55:00 <The_Baron> also the fact she's a bit of a cunt
55:00 <The_Baron> :P jk
55:00 <Serenity> its easy to say im making everyone hate him because im an op
55:00 <Serenity> than to admit hes a fucking loser
55:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo I got ciggies to buy bbs
55:00 <Skirmish> CIGGY BUTT BRAAAAIN.
55:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_f1ltMLb2AI
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ThermalBear - Turn the Tide feat. Arrows Down (Sasha Involv3r Remix) (Date not found) 9:16 - Category: Music - 29,723 - 291 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
57:00 <Skirmish> Hey Serenity …. do you get a student ID at all? 
57:00 <Skirmish> I want a student ID so I can get cheap movie tickets!!!
57:00 <Serenity> yeah you do
57:00 <Serenity> oh
57:00 <Serenity> like the card
57:00 <Skirmish> Yeah
58:00 <Skirmish> I have a number … I want a card.
58:00 <xm> do part-time students get concession?
58:00 <Serenity> i havent recieved a card i dont know if thats cuase im in perth and its pointless
58:00 <wolfy> xm, yeh
58:00 <Skirmish> xm: Just have to be a student. Hours are of no importance. 
58:00 <xm> ok
58:00 <wolfy> tafe or uni
58:00 <Skirmish> Uni. 
59:00 <Serenity> a girl i know studying through oua with curtain came up with perth and got a card etc
59:00 <Serenity> so it might just be cause im in perth
59:00 <wolfy> do you have lectures
59:00 <Serenity> yes.
59:00 <wolfy> yeah i like them
00:00 <xm> Serenity, you are aware that once you get the card you can use it to borrow books from most libraries? that is how it works with places like Curtin, Murdoch etc etc. not too sure if you go through other unis
00:00 <Skirmish> Yeah that is why I want the id
00:00 <Serenity> yes but they havent offered me a card so there isnt much i can do about that
00:00 <Serenity> my uni is in victoria
00:00 <xm> ive got a library card from the national australian library
01:00 <xm> it's not even my state but i got it anyway
01:00 <xm> status is everything!
01:00 <Serenity> i get access to the swinburne online library
01:00 <xm> it probably has a portal to all those journals you'll need later
01:00 <Skirmish> YOU IS SWINBURNE TOO!  We be study pals. 
02:00 <Skirmish> wanna pash behind the shelter shed?
02:00 <Serenity> you already knew this lol
02:00 <Skirmish> I thought you were going through someone else for some reason.
02:00 <fawks> wanna get decked cunt
02:00 <xm> those photocopy rooms on campus were good for the awkward silence around cute girls
02:00 <Zade> swinburne is part of caval so you also have access to heap of other uni libraries 
02:00 <Skirmish> fawks: AVAGOYAMUG!
02:00 <fawks> mmm avocado mug
03:00 <Skirmish> I want to have the ID so I can go into Newcastle Uni and use their stuff if I want to.
03:00 <Skirmish> Their short loans area is tops.
03:00 <wolfy> i got some jim beam but no cola
04:00 <Skirmish> I am still deciding if I want to put a picture of myself on my uni profile. 
04:00 <clusiana> wolfy i got solo
04:00 <Skirmish> *sigh* just not sure I want the attention from the ladies.
04:00 <clusiana> is that any good to you? lol
04:00 <wolfy> cant mix with solo lol
04:00 <xm> those photos on o-day...
04:00 <wolfy> nope
04:00 <xm> having your photo taken with 100-200 people watching
04:00 <clusiana> i didnt think so
04:00 <xm> facing you
04:00 <wolfy> lol
05:00 <clusiana> yuck
05:00 <clusiana> scotch and solo
05:00 <Skirmish> xm: lol yeah!  When I went to Newcastle Uni in the 90’s we had to hang out at the Chancellor’s Office to get the ID picture done.
05:00 <wolfy> supermarket is still open
05:00 <couleurs> crum
05:00 <Serenity> http://www.swinburne.edu.au/student-administration/services/student-cards.html
05:00 <clusiana> that involves getting out of the house
05:00 <xm> they did mine in a lecture theatre
05:00 <xm> with the place packed
05:00 <xm> and you'd sit at the front
05:00 <xm> so yeah i didnt have the most natural expresion
06:00 <clusiana> do they still have safeway in melbourne?
06:00 <Serenity> being here in WA i kinda cant get mine
06:00 <clusiana> man i am so overdue for a melbourne trip
06:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I would have thought they would have a way to send them a passport pic and they send you back the ID. 
06:00 <Skirmish> Oh well. 
06:00 <Skirmish> No cheap movie tickets for me. 
06:00 <Serenity> i dont really need it
07:00 <Serenity> i dont have anything i use conscession for
07:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBllejn5fVA
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steely Dan - Reelin' In The Years (Sep 16, 2008) 4:38 - Category: Music - 1,075,280 - 4,194 likes (99.1%), 36 dislikes (0.9%)
07:00 <Skirmish> It’s cool to have it fall out of your wallet when you’re going to pay for something when there is a cute checkout chick.
07:00 <wolfy> bread and wine for me
08:00 <Skirmish> “Oh … sorry …. I can’t pay for these items with my intellectual ability that can be genetically passed on … can I?”
08:00 <xm> Skirmish, or go to a place where TAFE people hang out and 'accidentally' drop it and then flash it around while pretending to check it for scratches
08:00 <Skirmish> HA HA HA
08:00 <Skirmish> “Oh, you’re all TAFE rats?  What’s it like to have a second class education?”
09:00 <Serenity> i still remember my aunty used to say TAFE when talking about the study my brother was using
09:00 <Serenity> doing**
09:00 <Serenity> and he would get so angry
09:00 <Serenity> its UNI not TAFE ok..
09:00 <Skirmish> and she would say “What’s the difference?” and he would get angrier? 
09:00 <xm> "One crown lager please"
09:00 <Serenity> she used to do it just to be a bitch
10:00 <Serenity> same as she'd say diploma instead of degree
10:00 <Serenity> just to be a bitch
10:00 <xm> lol
10:00 <xm> sounds like what we do to skips/gambler
10:00 <Saemon> what education did she have?
10:00 <fawks> um
11:00 <fawks> how did some random turban dude like one of my pics on instagram
11:00 <fawks> hes not following me, nor me him
11:00 <fawks> :|
11:00 <wolfy> haha
11:00 <fawks> confused
11:00 <fawks> i just posted it like 15 mins ago too, how would he have seen it 
11:00 <fawks> omg
11:00 <Saemon>  random turban dude huh
11:00 <Saemon> sounds like your kinsman
11:00 <Saemon> from beirut
11:00 <wolfy> rofl
11:00 <Saemon> maybe thats how he knows of u
12:00 <The_Baron> what, coz all arabs are related?
12:00 <Serenity> Saemon
12:00 <fawks> that reminds me, i took a shit today with a higher IQ than Saemon
12:00 <Serenity> stop breathing
12:00 <Saemon> i dont know what arabs do
12:00 <fawks> oh but you seem so knowledgable
12:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfZWp-hGCdA
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RIKKI DON'T LOSE THAT NUMBER (1974) by Steely Dan (Nov 5, 2009) 4:16 - Category: Music - 1,171,948 - 4,272 likes (99%), 43 dislikes (1%)
12:00 <Saemon> im white
12:00 <Saemon> why would i know about arabs 
12:00 <Serenity> .
12:00 <Saemon> :s
12:00 <Serenity> why the fuck are you so racist
12:00 <fawks> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
13:00 <fawks> gd 1
13:00 <The_Baron> who's racist?
13:00 <fawks> hey mewmew
13:00 <Serenity> saemon is. he tries to hide it behind fake naivety
13:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-0/10314474_10152524757326967_7526854894002997501_n.jpg
14:00 <wolfy> hahahaha
14:00 <Mew> foofski
14:00 <The_Baron> well shouldn't racism be intentional?
14:00 <wolfy> thats gangsta
14:00 <fawks> oh my god
14:00 <fawks> what
14:00 <fawks> the
14:00 <fawks> FUCK
14:00 <fawks> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=797794920238796
14:00 <The_Baron> like look at all the old folks out there who still call a spade a spade and a chink a chink
14:00 <wolfy> fawks, is turban guy on your facebook ?
14:00 <Serenity> thats why i said FAKE naivety.
14:00 <Serenity> its not real.
15:00 <The_Baron> it's not so much that they wilfully hate other ppl of different race, just how they were brought up
15:00 <fawks> you can 'sugarcoat' racism if youre a scared little wanker
15:00 <Serenity> do you read what people say The_Baron or just look for things to argue about
15:00 <fawks> i bet Saemon wouldnt look a leb dude in the eye irl
15:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, I'm on here
15:00 <fawks> wolfy nah hes not
15:00 <The_Baron> so the latter
15:00 <The_Baron> :P
15:00 <fawks> peleaaaaaaaaase watch that video
15:00 <fawks> im so scared
15:00 <Serenity> hes not naive hes not innocent hes a fucking lying bullshit artist who hides behind cutesy naivity and thinks we fall for it
16:00 <The_Baron> and why is it always WASP type honkies who cry about racism more than people who actually cop real racial abuse?
16:00 <Saemon> of course not fawks. only ppl i respect deserves my eye contact.
16:00 <wolfy> why does she have silicone in her ass ?
16:00 <fawks> idk
16:00 <fawks> but im terrified
16:00 <fawks> lol
16:00 <The_Baron> and really, why even take Saemon seriously at all?
17:00 <Saemon> oh god.
17:00 <The_Baron> sure he may be representative of many attitudes in this country
17:00 <The_Baron> sure he is a waste of sperm
17:00 <Saemon> its here.
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fuk up Saemon
17:00 <Saemon> its present. its yet to say anything though.
17:00 <The_Baron> it puts the lotion on its skin
17:00 <Saemon> huh Bastardly_One?
17:00 <fawks> mermer
17:00 <Saemon> the hells your problem?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you
17:00 <Bastardly_One> now stfu
18:00 <wolfy> http://i.imgur.com/qigN5.jpg
18:00 <Saemon> wth man dean ambrose debuted a new look now
18:00 <Saemon> its just jeans and singlet
18:00 <stebie> cool story, Saemon
18:00 <Bastardly_One> are you a bit spastic?
18:00 <Saemon> so the shield as officially broken up in all its forms
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he was in his clothes
19:00 <Bastardly_One> like street clothes
19:00 <Saemon> nah on smackdown he was very the same street clothes
19:00 <stebie> so gangsta
19:00 <xm> hi @Saemon@ 
19:00 <Saemon> smackdown hasnt aired yet
19:00 <Saemon> but theres fan footage on ewrestlingnews from the tapings
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut the fuck up
19:00 <Saemon> ambrose comes out to new music and same street clothes
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so one dimensional
19:00 <Bastardly_One> converse about something else for once
20:00 <Saemon> i dont know much else though!
20:00 <stebie> haha
20:00 <fawks> this is legit what i imagine Saemon to look like irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10449946_10152216444117293_1028831927663980400_n.jpg
20:00 <wolfy> is that a tranny ?
20:00 <stebie> is s/he a power ranger?
20:00 <fawks> idk
20:00 <wolfy> go go power rangers
20:00 <stebie> or a ninja?
21:00 <fawks> bt its ugly as heck
21:00 <The_Baron> does she derive super powers from her sharpy monobrow?
21:00 <Saemon> looks like a sharmouta
21:00 <stebie> looks like how i feel most mornings
21:00 <couleurs> kim irandashien
21:00 <Saemon> to those whose seen x-men first class and days of future past
21:00 <xm> watchout... @Saemon 
21:00 <stebie> hi couleurs
21:00 <Skirmish> I’ve lost the fucking ruler!!!
21:00 <Saemon> what happend to azazel?
21:00 <couleurs> hi stebie 
21:00 <Skirmish> Found it
21:00 <Saemon> and 
21:00 <fawks> that was quick
22:00 <fawks> did you even look for it gosh
22:00 <couleurs> Go ThE SoCcErOnS
22:00 <fawks> BROKE MY TOE!!!!!!!!!!
22:00 <fawks> fixed it
22:00 <Saemon> lol socceroos
22:00 <Saemon> they lost again
22:00 <fawks> i only saw cahills goal
22:00 <fawks> that was sick
22:00 <Saemon> thats what happens australia with you love afl to much
22:00 <fawks> soccer goes for like 424 hours
22:00 <fawks> yawn
22:00 <wolfy> afl sucks
22:00 <fawks> ^
22:00 <stebie> i missed cahill's goal ._.
22:00 <Saemon> ikr
22:00 <couleurs> it was a good gole
22:00 <stebie> woke up for the second half
23:00 <fawks> did you see highlights though
23:00 <couleurs> best of the tourny so far equal #1 with robber ver purser
23:00 <Skirmish> fawks: I moved the crew list I wanted to use it on and it was under it. 
23:00 <Skirmish> Some of these guys names.  So LOL
23:00 <stebie> yeah i did, watched it on my ride into work
23:00 <Bastardly_One> we're out now
23:00 <Saemon> here we go! ole ole oleh! go go go! ole ole oleeeh
23:00 <stebie> i want us to beat spain
23:00 <Saemon> the cup of life, na na  na nana
23:00 <Skirmish> Salazar Fababaer
23:00 <couleurs> me 2
23:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5k85v85Fio
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TIM CAHILLS GOAL VS HOLLAND 18TH JUNE WORLD CUP (Date not found) 0:07 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 152 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:00 <fawks> :')
23:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x6SYcGLJ_Y
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Essex - Rock On (Feb 15, 2012) 3:28 - Category: Music - 198,943 - 1,377 likes (97.5%), 35 dislikes (2.5%)
24:00 <stebie> salt in the wounds of the former champions
24:00 <stebie> what losers
24:00 <Bastardly_One> `kick Saemon I said shut up
24:00 <stebie> losing against australia
24:00 <stebie> (if it happens)
24:00 <couleurs> australia have more gole than spain
24:00 <Saemon> abuse of power Bastardly_One
24:00 <Skirmish> Here it starts.  B1 and his op rage.
24:00 <Saemon> im free to talk
24:00 <couleurs> 3 to 1 lol
24:00 <fawks> lol
24:00 <fawks> op rage
24:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> simba
24:00 <The_Baron> lol!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the way spain are playing it can happen
24:00 <Saemon> shaolin soccer
24:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> oi simba
24:00 <stebie> if australia play as well as they did against netherlands and 2nd half against chile, they should win
24:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> anyone seen simba?
24:00 <stebie> but no cahill so who knows
24:00 <Serenity> oh crap i forgot to tell them theyre not allowed to use `
24:00 <Saemon> tim cahill is old now
25:00 <Serenity> new ops you're not allowed to use ` commands
25:00 <stebie> he's the only one to score goals for us that's not from a spot kick
25:00 <Skirmish> Why hasn’t ` been disabled?
25:00 <Serenity> ask longie
25:00 <couleurs> teh aussie keeper is shit
25:00 <Saemon> cahills he's better off pursuing a decent contract in the european premier league
25:00 <Saemon> whilst he still can
25:00 <Skirmish> He’s never around when I am on.
25:00 <stebie> .. i thought it was the other way
25:00 <stebie> then again, i forget
25:00 <fawks> eeheh
25:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zi_k7H43Y-M
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ice Cube Says Nice Things Angrily (Date not found) 2:37 - Category: Comedy - 529,561 - 7,849 likes (99.2%), 63 dislikes (0.8%)
26:00 <stebie> ._.
26:00 <stebie> couleurs, yeah, the 3rd goal against the dutch.. that's on hiim
26:00 <stebie> -i
26:00 <couleurs> european premier league 
26:00 <couleurs> so was the 1st
26:00 <stebie> always off his line
26:00 <couleurs> 2nd he couldn't do nothing
26:00 <couleurs> ya
26:00 <couleurs> runs out then stops
26:00 <stebie> backtracks, not in proper position
26:00 <couleurs> plays like hart
26:00 <stebie> yeah
26:00 <couleurs> dumbass
27:00 <couleurs> go bak 2 gole keeper school
27:00 <couleurs> should've played schwarzer
27:00 <stebie> he should be the waterboy
27:00 <stebie> yeah, get him out of retirement
27:00 <stebie> carnt.
27:00 <wolfy> did i tell you about the time i met daryl summers
28:00 <The_Baron> that sounds very underwhelming wolfy
28:00 <couleurs> 41 but still better than an inexperienced 20 something
28:00 <wolfy> met him at this resturant in perth he was going to watch a gig
28:00 <couleurs> schwarzer was doing ok at chelsea too
28:00 <stebie> that's the thing... he shouldn't be inexperienced
28:00 <stebie> yeah, i think it's more political than anything
28:00 <stebie> sif retire just before the world cup
29:00 <couleurs> that ryan guy was belgian keeper of the year or something 
29:00 <stebie> yeah :/
29:00 <couleurs> boy the standards in belgium must be low
29:00 <stebie> we're not in belgium, or kansas, anymore
29:00 <couleurs> hart is still the worst though
29:00 <couleurs> he's hilarious
30:00 <couleurs> mexican keeper owned brasil
30:00 <couleurs> best display
30:00 <wolfy>  /clear
30:00 <stebie> heard that, gotta watch the highlights
30:00 <couleurs> chile > brasil 
30:00 <TheRiddler> how did socceroos go?
30:00 <couleurs> me > wolfy 
30:00 <stebie> i heard the england italy game was good too
30:00 <couleurs> yep
31:00 <stebie> TheRiddler, not good.. lost 3-2 against the dutch
31:00 <TheRiddler> oh
31:00 <TheRiddler> so we're out
31:00 <stebie> out of the world cup, one game left (spain, tue morning)
31:00 <stebie> yeah
31:00 <couleurs> uruguay v england in da morner
31:00 <stebie> only because chile beat spain
31:00 <TheRiddler> hope we beat spain and knock them out
31:00 <stebie> spain's already out
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <TheRiddler> save face I mean
31:00 <Bastardly_One> so England are out too
31:00 <stebie> ah
31:00 <stebie> yeah :D i want us to win too
31:00 <The_Baron> it's been a pretty mneh world cup so far
31:00 <TheRiddler> atleast it was 3-2 n not 3-0
32:00 <The_Baron> especially that first match
32:00 <stebie> maybe we can take their position
32:00 <milk> anyone ever met a blonde guy named Micheal?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Ur'allgay will flog them
32:00 <The_Baron> Brazil and Croatia, what a joke
32:00 <stebie> i felt the ref was on the aussie's side... we got a lot of calls go our way
32:00 <couleurs> it's not meh at all wtf
32:00 <The_Baron> it is
32:00 <couleurs> only the first match was shit
32:00 <couleurs> and that iran v algeria 0-0 draw
32:00 <Saemon> mmmmmmmm-BOooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiinggggggggggggggggg.
32:00 <couleurs> teams nobody watches
33:00 <TheRiddler> stfu Saemon
33:00 <stebie> lol
33:00 <The_Baron> australia will be bottom of the ladder I reckon
33:00 <couleurs> rest have all been goles
33:00 <The_Baron> or close to it
33:00 <Saemon> mmmmmmmm-BOooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrriiiiiinggggggggggggggggg.
33:00 <stebie> The_Baron, nah
33:00 <stebie> australia should beat spain
33:00 <The_Baron> we'll see
33:00 <couleurs> geez these soccer experts
33:00 <stebie> only doubt is no cahill
33:00 <Saemon> last i checked, this room was called melbourne
33:00 <The_Baron> but I dunno if I will stay awake with all the mediocre efforts
33:00 <stebie> but should give others a chance to shine
33:00 <TheRiddler> why no cahill?
33:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXAOz9azkNg
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pedestrian Question - Have You Ever Had a Threesome? (Date not found) 4:38 - Category: Comedy - 1,870,083 - 6,226 likes (96%), 260 dislikes (4%)
33:00 <Saemon> not #soccers'R'us
33:00 <stebie> TheRiddler, two yellows
33:00 <milk> well anyway, since Peter Garratt has become a politician, Micheal the blonde guy is now the lead singer for the Oils
34:00 <TheRiddler> oh
34:00 <TheRiddler> damn
34:00 <stebie> one in each game
34:00 <stebie> suspended
34:00 <stebie> or whatevers
34:00 <couleurs> ya
35:00 <couleurs> i don't think they will beat spain
35:00 <couleurs> they must be really angery now
35:00 <stebie> i don't think we'll lose, though
35:00 <stebie> draw or win
35:00 <couleurs> maybe those 2 old farts will play a proper team
35:00 <stebie> if the fuckin' keeper stays on his line
36:00 <TheRiddler> I'm doing my afl fantasy trades
36:00 <couleurs> y don't they play villa
36:00 <couleurs> mata
36:00 <couleurs> de gea
37:00 <couleurs> they have a whole team on the bench
37:00 <couleurs> nope play torres
37:00 <couleurs> and costa
37:00 <milk> Micheal? Micheal Sweene is that you? can I call you mike?
37:00 <couleurs> i should b coach of spain
37:00 <couleurs> put nadal in gole
37:00 <couleurs> 2 tennis rackets 4 gloves
38:00 <couleurs> suck me dick
38:00 <couleurs> !!!!!!
38:00 <stebie> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> *yawns*
38:00 <The_Baron> ^^
38:00 <couleurs> thank u soccer experts
38:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One dont copy me
38:00 <Saemon> i yawned at this current room convo first
39:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu Simon
39:00 <couleurs> ok let's just idle instead
39:00 <Saemon> enough of #soccers'R'us
39:00 <Bastardly_One> who said I was yawning at that?
39:00 <Saemon> oh
39:00 <Saemon> mah bad
39:00 <stebie> **lol**
40:00 <couleurs> *lol*
40:00 <Bastardly_One> considering I'm usually involved in a soccer discussion I'd hardly find it that boring would I?
40:00 <Skirmish> Be careful … B1 will kick you. 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you on the other hand ... I'd rather watch Parliment Question Time
40:00 <couleurs> i hate u guys
40:00 <Skirmish> BEWARE OF HIS OP RAGE!
41:00 <The_Baron> fuck I hate this place sometimes
41:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo, time to chop up
41:00 <stebie> The_Baron, just sometimes?
41:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: Means you need more shrooms right? 
41:00 <The_Baron> stebie, I want to downplay it a bit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what he refers to 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> he just can't be bothered being bitched at by elaborating
41:00 <The_Baron> no means I need a cone, psychaedelics tend to exaggerate ones state of mind
41:00 <Bastardly_One> don't blame him
41:00 <stebie> hey partay
41:00 <The_Baron> which is not what I want at this moment
41:00 <partay> good evening stebie
43:00 <partay> should i or shouldnt i ?
43:00 <stebie> .. what?
43:00 <stebie> do it
43:00 <couleurs> http://wheninmelb.tumblr.com/post/89249321148/when-im-late-to-work-every-morning-due-to-the-world
43:00 <partay> have a sickie tomorrow ?
43:00 <stebie> unless it's murder
43:00 <stebie> oh
43:00 <stebie> can you acquire a med cert easily?
43:00 <stebie> if so, do it
43:00 <stebie> if not, cbf
43:00 <partay> no
44:00 <partay> not needed, im a pulic servant
44:00 <stebie> oh even better
44:00 <Skirmish> You can get med certs from Pharmacists. 
44:00 <stebie> day off it is
44:00 <stebie> \m/
44:00 <Skirmish> Well, in NSW you can. 
44:00 <partay> not in QLD... yet
44:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit
44:00 <Skirmish> But they charge you where as a bulk billing doctor obviously does not.
44:00 <stebie> yeah, bulk billing <3
44:00 <partay> good bye bulk billing
45:00 <The_Baron> I aquire med certs very easily
45:00 <The_Baron> it's called forgery
45:00 <partay> thanks to the hockey and abbott show
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol
45:00 <stebie> The_Baron, heh.. hmmmmm
45:00 <partay> omg katatonic_kate01
45:00 <Skirmish> They haven’t got it through yet. Hold strong. 
45:00 <The_Baron> it's amazing how easy they are to forge
45:00 <stebie> partay, yeah what fuckwits
45:00 <The_Baron> I actually forged a hospital release form for court once
45:00 <The_Baron> coz I missed a hearing
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> omg!
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah i've resurfaced
45:00 <katatonic_kate01> bada bing
45:00 <Skirmish> It’s the vegemite lady! 
46:00 <stebie> The_Baron, true.. my one is practically a word document with missing blanks
46:00 <Saemon> u can go to jail for that The_Baron
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's winter…. what can i say
46:00 <stebie> easy done
46:00 <Saemon> its an offence
46:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 u aware of the new rules ?
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> no?
46:00 <The_Baron> it sure is Saemon
46:00 <The_Baron> it sure is
46:00 <partay> boobs out 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> cock out
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> and i might get the fun bags out
46:00 <stebie> b4c
46:00 <partay> oh mines always out
46:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: You don’t know yet!  I am starting a Bachelor of Social Science.  I am going to heal the WORLD. 
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah proof 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so are you Saemon ... your parents should be put away for life
46:00 <The_Baron> katatonic_kate01. please keep em to urself
46:00 <Serenity> what hes not telling you is
46:00 <Serenity> new rules are
46:00 <Serenity> all boobs to serenity
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> what the actual fuck skirmish
46:00 <Skirmish> I KNOW HOW COOL! 
46:00 <Fez> Did i hear boobs
46:00 <Saemon> dont. EVER. dont you EVER. patronise me like that ever again The_Baron.
46:00 <stebie> and all cocks to ShadowLurker
46:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's fucking bizarre  
46:00 <Saemon> first and last warning,.
46:00 <Saemon> .
47:00 <Serenity> Saemon shut the fuck up
47:00 <Bastardly_One> do it again The_Baron
47:00 <Skirmish> Psychology is one of my first units.  Want to write my essays katatonic_kate01?
47:00 <The_Baron> oh just ban him before he gets beagle spastic
47:00 <stebie> Serenity, first and last warning?
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm doing b. social welfare / social science 
47:00 <partay> Doodle is the cock master 
47:00 <stebie> :P
47:00 <Skirmish> I’ve throw you a lobster for a credit. 
47:00 <Serenity> yup
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> skirmish been there done that
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> NEXT
47:00 <Saemon> wats better? lobster or crab?
47:00 <The_Baron> okay Bastardly_One, I will do it again in the form of a joke....how do you brush dandruff off a cunt?
47:00 <Skirmish> Lobester = $50
47:00 <Saemon> lobster seems more luxurious
47:00 <katatonic_kate01> you may want my attachment essay… HD motherfucker!
48:00 <Skirmish> lol 
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah read it and WEEP!
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> I did!
48:00 <Skirmish> Mine is B. Social Science (Security and Counter Terrorism)
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh gawd
48:00 <Saemon> thats a useless degree
48:00 <The_Baron> only one problem, social sciences aren't a real science
48:00 <katatonic_kate01> that's just screams i am bat shit crazy
48:00 <Serenity> saemon
48:00 <The_Baron> but go for gold!
48:00 <partay> Saemon youre useless
48:00 <Serenity> you're useless
48:00 <Skirmish> I will be working in a “think tank” within 5 years. 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm sure you will be
49:00 <Saemon> im considering applying for bachelor of medicine
49:00 <Saemon> ive looked into it
49:00 <Serenity> .
49:00 <partay> Saemon LOL
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> hanging on irc points to a different tank
49:00 <couleurs> wb katatonic_kate01 missed u
49:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahhahahahahhhahahahaha
49:00 <stebie> lol Saemon
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> fanks
49:00 <Serenity> jesus christ
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't even write basic english
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'll be gone soon
49:00 <Saemon> do a tertiary entrance pathway course
49:00 <Serenity> does he really think we're that stupid
49:00 <partay> Saemon you cant without a science degree
49:00 <stebie> that's topic worthy
49:00 <The_Baron> Saemon you couldn't get a diploma in chewing gum and walking at the same time
49:00 <Saemon> or do the STAT test
49:00 <The_Baron> see what I did there?!
49:00 <partay> NO
49:00 <Skirmish> Open Foundation for Saemon.
49:00 <partay> not for medicine you cant 
49:00 <katatonic_kate01> open foundation...
49:00 <partay> idiot
49:00 <Saemon> wat do u mean?
50:00 <Saemon> yesh u can
50:00 <katatonic_kate01> um
50:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: I got into my degree by linking my 15 years work experience from LinkedIn. 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that reminds me ... I have a week to decide what I want to do
50:00 <partay> a stat test for medicine HAHAHAHA
50:00 <stebie> lol
50:00 <partay>  u moron 
50:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, medicine?
50:00 <Saemon> i know we have to do umat 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a week to decide if I'm doing a new course or the same one 
50:00 <stebie> sounds like every man and his dog can do it
50:00 <Saemon> cuz i wold be considered an undergrad
50:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
50:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie, indeed ... I'll specialise in brain surgery
50:00 <couleurs> Saemon u already r a bachelor and u need medicine so y even apply
50:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: I can double major if I choose my electives well but I am waiting to see how I handle the workload AND work. 
51:00 <Serenity> IMNA B A DOKTA
51:00 <Saemon> ive already called up james cook uni asking them aboutit
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm get on irc 
51:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, you can probably do a few transplants for some in here
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> via open foundation?
51:00 <Skirmish> I just thought you’d have a laugh at me doing B. Social Science. 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and do live brain surgery on myself
51:00 <partay> Saemon shush moron
51:00 <Saemon> turns out we dont need to do umat for their medical program
51:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i am actually LOL
51:00 <Bastardly_One> like your brother and his foot :P
51:00 <Skirmish> katatonic_kate01: A few extra units and we could work together! ^5
51:00 <milk> anyone else here a strategic rapist?
51:00 <Serenity> im doing behavioural studies
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> dude, no. I work in the homeless sector
52:00 <Bastardly_One> milk, beg your pardon?
52:00 <stebie> Bastardly_One, i was keeping it in line of brain surgery... but sure, if you can, why not.
52:00 <Saemon> should i do law?
52:00 <faux> lmao
52:00 <faux> Lmao.
52:00 <Saemon> bachelor of law
52:00 <faux> lsmrodoslamaod
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> and there isn't going to be much of a sector left thanks to ze govt 
52:00 <Skirmish> Oh yeah … Serenity is my study buddy … although she has started already. If she was nice she would have waited till I start.
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> yew
52:00 <Serenity> you should just stop
52:00 <The_Baron> katatonic_kate01, that is certainly a growing sector
52:00 <stebie> no milk, i just wing it
52:00 <stebie> ¬_¬
52:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie I said I'd get on here and do it live on myself
52:00 <Serenity> id wait
52:00 <katatonic_kate01> naw, apparently not
52:00 <Bastardly_One> sheesh
52:00 <Serenity> but i have an essay due in 10 days
52:00 <The_Baron> heaps of homeless ppl in sydney
52:00 <Skirmish> I won’t have started in 10 days lol 
53:00 <The_Baron> and with the housing shortage
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> yeah, i get to work with them
53:00 <Bastardly_One> going to invade Melbourne for the weekend on Sat
53:00 <The_Baron> and when welfare becomes US style
53:00 <The_Baron> it should be booming
53:00 <Bastardly_One> should be shitty
53:00 <Skirmish> Units become available July 5th, Officially begins July 7th.
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> it's fan fucking tastic
53:00 <partay> Saemon you may want to google that again JCU only offers a surgery med degree 
53:00 <milk> that's what girlfriend said, she said her mum said I was a strategic rapist
53:00 <Serenity> why are you starting so late
53:00 <Bastardly_One> who wants to meet? 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one? good!
53:00 <Saemon> all you ppl laughin at my hopes and dreams now, shooting me down etc. negative nancys. one day i will be like suprise! and post my degree certificate and yous will be speechless
53:00 <Serenity> sp 2 started 2 weeks ago
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> i'm a magician pulling houses out of my arse
53:00 <katatonic_kate01> magician / case manager 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> find me one 
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> but i'm leaving…. i'm gonna go into policy development prob.
54:00 <Bastardly_One> My case worker is shit
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> well get off irc then
54:00 <partay> in fact why am i talking to Saemon hes a bigger tard than pictard 
54:00 <The_Baron> good lord, now it's work talk I just realised
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> and get your life together cunt
54:00 <partay> katatonic_kate01 bewb me 
54:00 <Saemon> partay i want to study medicine....
54:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: Not for mine. 
54:00 <Saemon> why does this make you so angry?
54:00 <katatonic_kate01> vomits
54:00 <Saemon> how does my wanting to study someting
54:00 <Saemon> affect u in any way?
54:00 <Serenity> no ones angry
54:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, prove us wrong
54:00 <fawks> are you studying with OUA Skirmish
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a high school drop out spasitc
54:00 <Serenity> its just a joke
54:00 <The_Baron> but do it quietly
55:00 <Saemon> you're just bitter and jelous that someone else has ambitions partay
55:00 <The_Baron> and where we can't see you
55:00 <The_Baron> in other words
55:00 <partay> Saemon well NO stat test will get you in.. and you have to already have honors in a science degree before you get accepted anywhere
55:00 <Serenity> hes at the same uni as me fawks
55:00 <fawks> yes but via OUA
55:00 <fawks> or through the uni
55:00 <Serenity> i think he said oua cant remember
55:00 <Bastardly_One> semester doesn't start officially for a couple of weeks
55:00 <partay> fawks is smrt
55:00 <The_Baron> FUCK OFF YOU GIMPY, FISH SHIT FOR BRAINS UNCO FUCKTARD!!
55:00 <The_Baron> no one likes you
55:00 <Serenity> your semester doesnt
55:00 <Serenity> ours already has
56:00 <fawks> because all OUA started june 3 so maybe skirm is a little late to the party lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> his might be different 
56:00 <Saemon> so wat partay im gona try anyway
56:00 <Serenity> yeah i have assignments n shit due so its definitely started
56:00 <Saemon> u never know
56:00 <Saemon> and this doesnt affect you so stop acting all ragey
56:00 <partay> ok champ.. i wish you all the best
56:00 <fawks> Bastardly_One thats why i said via OUA, they all start at the same time.
56:00 <fawks> if hes doing it through the uni it could be diff
57:00 <Serenity> ^^
57:00 <fawks> lmao
57:00 <Saemon> partay i might study physiotherapy instead then
57:00 <fawks> I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY
57:00 <Saemon> if i cant get into med
57:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
57:00 <Saemon> or dentistry
57:00 <The_Baron> how about study oxygen deprivation with carbon monoxide
57:00 <fawks> how about you study shutting the fuck up
57:00 <Serenity> loool
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> lol@baron
57:00 <fawks> hot damn
57:00 <katatonic_kate01> oxygen theif!
58:00 <fawks> i b4 e]
58:00 <The_Baron> i before e is not really the case at all even after C
58:00 <fawks> eat shit
58:00 <fawks> i was referring to thief
58:00 <fawks> not in gens
58:00 <The_Baron> I know
58:00 <fawks> i need 2 p
58:00 <Serenity> i remember having a full blown argument with some people at work once about spelling weird.
58:00 <The_Baron> and I would eat shit, as long as ur doing the cooking
59:00 <Serenity> theyre like NO ITS IE and im like NO ITS NOT
59:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, should they have stuck with this or the song it became and a hit ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtd0LMVhoos
59:00 <The_Baron> lay it on my chest u great hairy muslim apebitch!
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Church - Anna Miranda -1991 (Sep 17, 2011) 3:11 - Category: Music - 1,112 - 11 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <Bastardly_One> bit obvious what song it is
59:00 <Skirmish> Your degree has started.  Mine hasn’t.  On my Swinburne calendar my SP2 doesn’t start until July 7th. 
59:00 <fawks> youre actually muslim lol
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
59:00 <fawks> so i dont get why you say i am
59:00 <Bastardly_One> SWINEBURN
59:00 <fawks> s'weird
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they're good ... 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I did shit with them when in Melb
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but not online ... went there
00:00 <The_Baron> I aint muslim
00:00 <Serenity> cuz u r leb k u hav 2 b muzzi
00:00 <The_Baron> parents are kemalist 
00:00 <Skirmish> Why did you fail TAFE then? 
00:00 <The_Baron> so am athiest
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and that makes sense ... they start late 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and I failed due to rt shit thanks
00:00 <fawks> you told me you are, you just dont believe in it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing to do with the course
00:00 <fawks> b1 knows all
00:00 <The_Baron> I have never said I was a muzzie
00:00 <Saemon> whats rt shit?
00:00 <fawks> you did so i remember the conversation
01:00 <Serenity> well im with the same uni and OUA and mine started 2 weeks ago
01:00 <The_Baron> nope never have said I was muslim
01:00 <Serenity> so im wondering why his is different
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up fawks .. I think he knows when he goes to do a course
01:00 <The_Baron> I have said I have a bit of arab in me as most turks do
01:00 <fawks> lol
01:00 <The_Baron> but other than that
01:00 <fawks> i wasnt talking about hikm
01:00 <The_Baron> that's it
01:00 <fawks> i said b1
01:00 <fawks> dats u
01:00 <fawks> duh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, you all started at such and such a time ... his starts in July
01:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/RhBayCK
01:00 <Serenity> lose your fucking tude b1. ALL OUA courses start at the same time. so if his doesnt its unusual
02:00 <fawks> i just asked if hes doing it through OUA which hee still hasnt answered
02:00 <fawks> so eat a sandwich bag full of cum
02:00 <fawks> tyvm
02:00 <Doodle> [21:47] <partay> Doodle is the cock master 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> no, everytime someone says something different they're automatically wrong 
02:00 <Doodle> how dare you
02:00 <Serenity> i have scooby doo sammich bags
02:00 <The_Baron> I wonder how long it would take to fill a sandwich bag with cum?
03:00 <fawks> no eveytime someone says something you agree with them
03:00 <The_Baron> lessee, an average of about a tablespoon a shot
03:00 <fawks> big diff
03:00 <The_Baron> could take a while
03:00 <fawks> The_Baron i challenge you
03:00 <fawks> to fill one.
03:00 <Serenity> do it The_Baron
03:00 <Serenity> keep it in the fridge
03:00 <katatonic_kate01> to a duel ?
03:00 <fawks> lmao
03:00 <The_Baron> only if I can watch u eat it faux
03:00 <fawks> gross
03:00 <fawks> :'(
03:00 <Serenity> gaaaaaaaaaggggg
03:00 <Skirmish> I log into my blackboard every day and my modules remain locked so I haven’t started. HECS is all approved. 
03:00 <fawks> SKIRMISH
03:00 <fawks> ARE YOU WITH OUA
03:00 <fawks> for the 9TH TIME
03:00 <Saemon> i agree, lose drop the fucken attitude b1
03:00 <Skirmish> fawks: Seeklearning via Swinburne Online. 
04:00 <Serenity> thats why
04:00 <fawks> ok then theres your answer
04:00 <fawks> fuck
04:00 <Serenity> GOSH
04:00 <partay> Doodle that like an award title
04:00 <fawks> thats why he hasnt started
04:00 <The_Baron> come on faux, I bet u can suck it down quicker than a fat girl with lemon cheesecake
04:00 <Doodle> *awkward title
04:00 <fawks> i bet youre wrong
04:00 <fawks> i dont swallow soz
04:00 <Serenity> fawks loves the V
04:00 <Doodle> you dont?
04:00 <fawks> fuck no
04:00 <partay> what
04:00 <Doodle> :(
04:00 <The_Baron> that's alright, u can let it dribble around
04:00 <fawks> id rather eat oysters and thats saying a lot
04:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind
04:00 <Doodle> this makes me sad
04:00 <Saemon> wow im checkin the UMAT practice MCQ's atm
04:00 <partay> faux :(
04:00 <Saemon> they are so easy
05:00 <Saemon> which shape patters are different
05:00 <Saemon> lol its kids activity book shit
05:00 <Maurice> She guzzles
05:00 <Bastardly_One> please die
05:00 <partay> faux will u take a facial though as a comprimise ?
05:00 <Serenity> i dont mind the odd cum shot
05:00 <The_Baron> loves the V aye? so how long would it take to fill a sandwich bag with menstrual blood?
05:00 <The_Baron> I bet a lot quicker than it would to fill with cum
05:00 <fawks> ill give someone $3 to ban Saemon
05:00 <Serenity> oh god The_Baron
05:00 <Doodle> sezz likes the odd ones
05:00 <Serenity> GROSS
05:00 <Serenity> well look who im married to doctor
05:00 <Serenity> er doodle
05:00 <The_Baron> no gross is mixing the two bags together
06:00 <Serenity> GROSSSSSSSSSSSSS
06:00 <Doodle> lol i meant odd cum shots but it still works
06:00 <Serenity> fuckkk my stomach is churning
06:00 <The_Baron> then gargling it around and letting it drizzle my fat hairy belly
06:00 <Doodle> ok
06:00 <The_Baron> then I would make love to a lamb roast
06:00 <Doodle> i'm out
06:00 <fawks> theres only one video on the internet 
06:00 <partay> Serenity is a no to the facial 
06:00 <fawks> that has ever made me gag
06:00 <fawks> only one.
06:00 <fawks> and ive seen some fucked up shit
06:00 <Serenity> i dont mind it on me face just not in my eye
06:00 <The_Baron> u haven't looked hard enough
06:00 <Doodle> Pieters video
06:00 <The_Baron> or maybe u really could eat a bag of jizz
06:00 <Maurice> TheRiddlers video
06:00 <fawks> no
06:00 <Skirmish> Ok so how does that explain why we start at different times? 
06:00 <partay> 2 gilrs 1 cup
06:00 <fawks> i asked for that
06:00 <Doodle> Doodles video
06:00 <fawks> and no
06:00 <fawks> ill find it
06:00 <The_Baron> 2 girls 1 cup is tame
06:00 <fawks> hang on
07:00 <Doodle> good cos i dont have a video
07:00 <Doodle> HAVE WE GOT A VIDEO
07:00 <Serenity> because different institutions start at different times Skirmish
07:00 <partay> ShadowLurker takes aim
07:00 <Maurice> YES, WE HAVE A VIDEO
07:00 <Doodle> looool
07:00 <Maurice> Lol
07:00 <The_Baron> and jizzing in a girls eye is like the best thing in the world Serenity
07:00 <Skirmish> I am in the same institution as you if you’re logging into Swinburne. 
07:00 <Serenity> no
07:00 <The_Baron> if u had a penis, u'd love it
07:00 <Serenity> im with OUA
07:00 <Serenity> you're with SEEK
07:00 <Saemon> hrm how hard is the physics and maths work on engineering courses?
07:00 <partay> lol Saemon
07:00 <Doodle> isnt OUA what whales say
08:00 <Doodle> OOOOUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
08:00 <Serenity> i wish knifebunny was here
08:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
08:00 <Serenity> he'd hate Saemon
08:00 <Saemon> it all says we need to have completed math studies and specialist maths at highschool
08:00 <partay> harder than the vege maths you did in yr 10
08:00 <ShadowLurker> doesnt everyone
08:00 <Saemon> and physics
08:00 <Saemon> at yr 12
08:00 <Bastardly_One> all these different things ... Mine is called Moodle
08:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, how is that different to anyone else here?
08:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPpV9O0gn88
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maxmoefoe's Krabby Patty (Date not found) 10:33 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 930 views - 7 likes (53.8%), 6 dislikes (46.2%)
08:00 <Serenity> yeah but knifebunny could zline him
08:00 <fawks> you have to watch it all though
08:00 <fawks> and if you dont gag
08:00 <The_Baron> or u could just ban him
08:00 <fawks> you have issues
08:00 <Serenity> but i cant
08:00 <The_Baron> who says?
08:00 <Doodle> i dont have a spare 10 minutes
08:00 <Doodle> i'm a busy man
08:00 <Serenity> cause hes not actually doing anything
09:00 <Serenity> well i could no ones gonna stop me. but that would make me hypocritical
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he is actually
09:00 <Serenity> telling the rest of them what to do
09:00 <Serenity> then doing the opposite
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's antagonised me a couple of times
09:00 <The_Baron> so come on
09:00 <The_Baron> make it a free for all
09:00 <Saemon> ppfft b1
09:00 <Serenity> no b1 he hasnt
09:00 <The_Baron> BAN HAMMER
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yes he has
09:00 <Saemon> you kicked me for no reason Bastardly_One
09:00 <Doodle> @mp3 TDU2 - Atari_Rock_11.mp3 (8.93MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 3:54)
09:00 <Doodle> mm
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you've been too busy trying to correct Skirmish
09:00 <The_Baron> something ur mother shoulda done, from the womb
09:00 <Serenity> no ones trying to correct skirmish
09:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron wanted me to ban him ages ago 
09:00 <Saemon> you've already abused your power today Bastardly_One by kicking and telling me to stfu
10:00 <Saemon> when i was jsut chatting 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> there ... an op complaint
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's enough
10:00 <GhostOP> settle down kids
10:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ban him
10:00 <Skirmish> We were just working out why different start dates since we’re both logging into Swinburne B1.  
10:00 <Saemon> im just telling what happened
10:00 <Serenity> im not banning him
10:00 <Bastardly_One> OH!
10:00 <The_Baron> alright
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you're both through Swinburne
10:00 <Serenity> .
10:00 <Bastardly_One> My bad ... I apologise
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a first but I do
10:00 <Skirmish> Just applied via different methods. 
10:00 <The_Baron> this chan used to have heaps of reckless bans
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep ... go it Skirmish
11:00 <The_Baron> I used to get banned all the time for making jokes about ops vaginas
11:00 <Bastardly_One> My bad
11:00 <partay> faux u didnt answer.. y or n to the facial ?
11:00 <The_Baron> now they just say oh gross and leave it at that
11:00 <fawks> the only good thing about b1 being an op is hes up at all hours of the morning to ban the retards that come in to flood when they think ops are sleepingz
11:00 <The_Baron> :P
11:00 <Serenity> well the ops now arent soft cocks or carl
11:00 <fawks> other than that he taeks irc too seriously 
11:00 <Serenity> thats the only reason he has ops fawks
11:00 <fawks> lmao
11:00 <Serenity> but people cant seem to get past it
11:00 <Serenity> i certainly didnt add him because we're best mates
11:00 <fawks> thought so
11:00 <Skirmish> fawks: Maybe he should only be given ops just as Serenity goes to sleep and whilst she is awake he should not have them?  Sounds like a great plan.
12:00 <fawks> thats stpid
12:00 <fawks> lol
12:00 <fawks> and effort
12:00 <partay> Serenity has another +1 on my chart
12:00 <Saemon> well he uses he's new op powers to kick ppl unfairly
12:00 <Saemon> so thats a great plan Skirmish
12:00 <Doodle> [22:11] <Serenity> well the ops now arent soft cocks or carl
12:00 <Doodle> same thing
12:00 <Doodle> CLARLTPOPPING
12:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzAuXuxD0Oo
12:00 <Serenity> lol i actually love carl
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crudbump "NSA" (Date not found) 3:39 - Category: Music - 33,784 - 896 likes (98.7%), 12 dislikes (1.3%)
12:00 <Doodle> he zlined me for using that as a nick
12:00 <Serenity> i liked the way he ran this palce
12:00 <Skirmish> Saemon: You’re a mouth breathing abortion survivor mate. He can kick you till the cows come home. 
12:00 <Serenity> least there was some order
12:00 <Doodle> he was a fuckwit
13:00 <Doodle> an overupholstered trembling pork mountain
13:00 <Saemon> mouth breathing abortion survivor 
13:00 <Saemon> LOL
13:00 <Serenity> not anymore
13:00 <Saemon> thasts a good one
13:00 <Doodle> did he die
13:00 <The_Baron> <Skirmish> Saemon: You’re a mouth breathing abortion survivor mate. He can kick you till the cows come home. <---Saemon, take note
13:00 <Saemon> lol
13:00 <Serenity> no he lost a heap of weight
13:00 <Serenity> he was skinny when he came to perth
13:00 <Skirmish> Got a woman and lost irc. 
13:00 <Doodle> so now his neck looks like a vagina
13:00 <The_Baron> Saemon, no one likes you, life is not fair
13:00 <The_Baron> sure
13:00 <Saemon> how he lose weight so fast?
13:00 <fawks> youd lose a leh kicking Saemon irl
13:00 <Saemon> meth
13:00 <fawks> leg
13:00 <The_Baron> here's proof
13:00 <The_Baron> hands up who likes Saemon?
13:00 <The_Baron> ??
13:00 <The_Baron> anyone?
14:00 <Serenity> how would you even know who carl is Saemon
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I was told by someone that Carl got sick and that's where the weight loss came from 
14:00 <Serenity> you're new remember
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but no idea if that's true
14:00 <Doodle> :o
14:00 <Doodle> oh my
14:00 <Saemon> i was just assuming
14:00 <Skirmish> If we all lived within a small radius I would make B1 and Saemon battle it out gladiator style for a fresh $100 note. 
14:00 <Serenity> you werent anything you troll
14:00 <Saemon> how he lost weight so fast
14:00 <fawks> lmao
14:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jimi Hendrix - Little Wing.mp3 (5.49MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:59)
14:00 <Serenity> he didnt lose it fast
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I know he banned me for 2 yrs here over a trivial fight
14:00 <Saemon> oh
14:00 <Serenity> why would you assume fast?
14:00 <The_Baron> Doodle put his hand up for pity
14:00 <Doodle> i lost heaps of weight without meth
14:00 <Saemon> i dunno
14:00 <Doodle> it can be done
14:00 <Serenity> you dont know these people stay out of the convo. or just admit you're an old user lying and be done with it
15:00 <The_Baron> Doodle, what kind of parasite?
15:00 <Saemon> usually ppl comment on weight loss if its like, sudden
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Serenity> no.
15:00 <Bastardly_One> he's no old irc user ... he's too socially retarded
15:00 <Skirmish> Is B1 making things up to be involved in the chat again?  God that is getting old …. 
15:00 <Doodle> i had a few parasites during that time but i broke up with them The_Baron
15:00 <Saemon> i was an old user
15:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, isn't being a social retard a pre-requisite for austnet?
15:00 <Saemon> i used to come on here back in the old days
15:00 <Saemon> 2000-2005ish
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, no ... I was told that he got pretty suck
15:00 <The_Baron> Doodle, amen to that
15:00 <Doodle> PRAISE D LAWD
16:00 <Saemon> british meat knows this so does simba
16:00 <Doodle> can i get a hallelujiah
16:00 <doctor> had intestinal parasites as a kid, felt depressed after getting rid of them
16:00 <Skirmish> Bastardly_One: This is what happens when you make so much shit up … we never know when you are actually telling the truth.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> when I first met Carl ... Wanyno and him pretended to be each other for a while
16:00 <couleurs> hallelula
16:00 <The_Baron> hallelujah jesus praise DA LORD OH MERCY!!
16:00 <Doodle> woo
16:00 <Maurice> Wanyno
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and we all thought Carl was Wanyno
16:00 <Doodle> wanyno ryder
16:00 <fawks> rofl
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and wayno was carl
16:00 <Saemon> woo woo woo!
16:00 <Maurice> Wanyno, for people in the know, WANYNO
16:00 <Saemon> zack ryfer
16:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Primus-Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.mp3 (10.07MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 10:59)
16:00 <Serenity> wayno is a filthy rapist
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
17:00 <The_Baron> only persons I miss really are wazza and sgt_splode
17:00 <partay> so was TimeW 
17:00 <Skirmish> As opposed to a clean rapist?
17:00 <Doodle> i miss Sesh_
17:00 <Doodle> he was awesome
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and a smelly, dirty one at that
17:00 <Serenity> agreed on the splode part
17:00 <fawks> ^
17:00 <fawks> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^6
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Sesh_ was a whore
17:00 <fawks> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
17:00 <The_Baron> wazza was awesome
17:00 <Doodle> he was not
17:00 <Doodle> he was fucking lovely
17:00 <The_Baron> but prolly before u were an op I think sez
17:00 <Maurice> Because he still is a whore
17:00 <partay> i have splode mobile No.
17:00 <Maurice> Present tense, not past
17:00 <Doodle> :o
17:00 <Serenity> ive only been an op since like
17:00 <Serenity> 09
17:00 <The_Baron> then yeah, well before
17:00 <Doodle> i have a present tent for you Maurice
18:00 <fawks> call him n tell him to come online immediately
18:00 <Maurice> I had splodes number too
18:00 <Serenity> late 09 too
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember that sesh_ cunt and his knight rider car never waved on Albert St
18:00 <Doodle> ok fawks!
18:00 <Maurice> A present tent
18:00 <Doodle> lol knight rider car
18:00 <Doodle> what car was that
18:00 <Maurice> Kitt
18:00 <Doodle> the rx7?
18:00 <The_Baron> oh and Netz, only coz he was like rainman/dustin hoffman 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck were was I living then ... that's ages ago ... I must of been in Ballyrogan then
18:00 <slower> could someone correct me if i am wrong. if you whine long enough, and if you brown-nose long enough, you get ops?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> the ummmmmmmmmm rc Knight Rider
18:00 <partay> Doodle has a nice car
18:00 <Doodle> Doodle needs new tyres
19:00 <partay> bitch magnet
19:00 <The_Baron> slower, no the way to get ops here is to just be around a lot
19:00 <Doodle> possibly a new car
19:00 <Serenity> no slower
19:00 <The_Baron> a LOT
19:00 <TheRiddler> I miss longie
19:00 <TheRiddler> :P
19:00 <Doodle> new car is so much less hassle than buying new tyres
19:00 <TheRiddler> what hapen to that guy huh!?
19:00 <Serenity> you get ops by being around with a higher up op needs someone else to be around
19:00 <Serenity> nothing more nothing less
19:00 <The_Baron> longie and his badass KICK BAWXING!!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> do ya? I was harrassing him on FB today
19:00 <Serenity> or sucking carl off
19:00 <TheRiddler> I miss daniel bot too
19:00 <Bastardly_One> if he can kickbox I am a prize fighter
20:00 <Serenity> longie was giving us the code for daniel
20:00 <partay> kb left after he got rolled by an irc wench
20:00 <Skirmish> No you’re an old man in a DC cap.
20:00 <The_Baron> I seen Longie go on about his supreme fighting skills enough to laugh about it
20:00 <Serenity> longie is a great fighter actually
20:00 <Doodle> *saw
20:00 <Serenity> so...
20:00 <The_Baron> have u seen him fight?
20:00 <fawks> lol
20:00 <Doodle> ok not saw
20:00 <Doodle> :P
20:00 <TheRiddler> you agree fawks
20:00 <fawks> ?
20:00 <TheRiddler> daniel bot
20:00 <Doodle> daniel was shit
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well I told you when I met him Skirmish ... I dunno about that ... just sayin'
21:00 <fawks> i miss daniel
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
21:00 <fawks> and i miss stina
21:00 <partay> sorn
21:00 <fawks> daniels bot gf
21:00 <fawks> <3
21:00 <Serenity> ive never met him so..
21:00 <The_Baron> he may well be Bruce Lee incarnate
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Fuselage - Seize The Time (Freestylers Mix).mp3 (19.01MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 20:45)
21:00 <Serenity> being slight doesnt mean you cant fight
21:00 <Serenity> OH I RHYME
21:00 <The_Baron> but it's always pretty lame when someone has to go on about it to show some sort of superiority over irc
21:00 <partay> it might
21:00 <Doodle> you're a poet and you didn't know
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking of what he told me had had ... *shrugs*
21:00 <Doodle> it
21:00 <The_Baron> especially when half the people here couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag
22:00 <Doodle> i have a black belt in origami thanks
22:00 <TheRiddler> my friend is lanky
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never ever met someone paler than I am though ... he looked half dead
22:00 <TheRiddler> but he's pretty strong
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and tall as fuck
22:00 <TheRiddler> took like 4 ppl once to pin him
23:00 <The_Baron> that's all good and well
23:00 <The_Baron> but why advertise it?'
23:00 <Serenity> why not
23:00 <Serenity> if you're good at something
23:00 <Serenity> be proud
23:00 <TheRiddler> being slight doesn't mean they're weak
23:00 <The_Baron> I can ejaculate so far it hits the other side of the room, the wall and everything
23:00 <The_Baron> but I never go on about it
23:00 <Serenity> yes thanks for stealing my words ash
23:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:00 <TheRiddler> np :p
24:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, I've never seen him talk about it but could be for conversation sake 
24:00 <The_Baron> I have
24:00 <Bastardly_One> first I knew of his kickboxing was Skirmish saying it last night
24:00 <The_Baron> other than his occasional bravado
24:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind him
25:00 <Saemon> 4 ppl to pin up?
25:00 <fawks> lol
25:00 <Skirmish> I have never seen Longie talk about kickboxing. 
25:00 <fawks> me either
25:00 <Saemon> whos is he brock lesnar?
25:00 <Skirmish> What the fuck you walking about?
25:00 <fawks> walking
25:00 <Serenity> i have a whole bunch of his old work tshirts
25:00 <Saemon> Johnny
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you said something about it last night Skirmish ... nfi
25:00 <Serenity> might have even used one as a cum rag
25:00 <The_Baron> actually last time was when he was having a go at Loof about not bashing some dude who was near his kid or some shit
25:00 <Serenity> soz longie
25:00 <Saemon> Johnny johninja is that you?
25:00 <Doodle> loool
25:00 <Skirmish> Early onset dementia for you mate.
25:00 <The_Baron> it was like a really long rant about how he woulda bashed the fuck outta any cunt who threatened his family rarrarara etc
26:00 <fawks> b1 always does that
26:00 <fawks> he keeps fucking saying i said romeo has an ilness or soemthing
26:00 <fawks> i didnt even bloody know
26:00 <fawks> ol
26:00 <Skirmish> Romeo must die. 
26:00 <fawks> learnfactzbud
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon Skirmish ... I honestly thought he said something about it when you were bagging about the ops 
26:00 <Skirmish> Good movie. 
26:00 <Serenity> ^^^
26:00 <Serenity> i was about to say that
26:00 <fawks> loool
26:00 <Skirmish> I was bagging out the ops? 
26:00 <Skirmish> You’ve lost your fucking mind mate. Ciggy butt brain.
27:00 <Serenity> DISTURBIAAAAAAAAAA
27:00 <fawks> omg
27:00 <fawks> io just started singing that
27:00 <fawks> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> my half ops ... whatever ... 
27:00 <Serenity> hahah
27:00 <fawks> then i had an u rge to watch the movie
27:00 <Doodle> i like that movie
27:00 <fawks> me 2
27:00 <Doodle> except for that cunt in it
27:00 <Serenity> that song reminds me of sitting in the rain talking to steve
27:00 <fawks> the chicks hot
27:00 <Doodle> yeah
27:00 <fawks> same hes so creepy
27:00 <Doodle> @mp3 2 Live Crew - Me So Horny 2007 (R-LAX RMX).mp3 (6.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:51)
28:00 <couleurs> i'm a hot chick
28:00 <fawks> totes
28:00 <Doodle> oer
28:00 <Serenity> i need to weeeeeeeeeee
29:00 <fawks> same
29:00 <fawks> its so cold
29:00 <fawks> me blad is like pshhhh
29:00 <Doodle> D:
29:00 <TheRiddler> carie-anne moss was the mother
29:00 <TheRiddler> I never knew
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck these runners
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky they were cheap ... about 2mm too big
31:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
31:00 <fawks> i found a video of xm
31:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2105255/?ref_=tt_cl_t2
31:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Sarah Roemer - Born: August 28, 1984 - Known for: a href="/title/tt0486822/?ref_=nm_knf_t1" Disturbia (2007), a href="/title/tt1028532/?ref_=nm_knf_t2" Hachi: A Dog's Tale (2009), a href="/title/tt1083456/?ref_=nm_knf_t3" Fired Up! (2009), a href="/title/tt0433386/?ref_=nm_knf_t4" The Grudge 2 (2006)
31:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lxb7ElkXz4
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skinny guy dancing to Michael Jackson Billie Je@n (Sep 22, 2010) 4:45 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 1,031 - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
31:00 <fawks> :')
32:00 <TheRiddler> she also stars in a movie called fired up!
32:00 <The_Baron> xm isn't a skinny lil asian
32:00 <TheRiddler> looks like a bring it on movie
33:00 <couleurs> he has 1 fan 
33:00 <couleurs> Hahahaha!!!!!
34:00 <TheRiddler> is it fawks? :p
34:00 <couleurs> no, theirs a fan on his desk...
35:00 <TheRiddler> oh
35:00 <TheRiddler> lol
35:00 <TheRiddler> also cool nails fawks
36:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't beat this guy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> the lotion guy
36:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAjiiEOzOV8
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Club Can't Handle Me (Indian Style) (Oct 30, 2010) 3:52 - Category: Music - 12,424,155 - 73,886 likes (90.2%), 8,011 dislikes (9.8%)
37:00 <The_Baron> hahahahahah
37:00 <faux> I know what XM looks like the baron
37:00 <faux> It was a joke.
37:00 <faux> And thanks ash :)
37:00 <The_Baron> so do I
37:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until the middle
37:00 <The_Baron> I was being deadpan u silly twat
38:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets some lotion out
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and starts rubbing it on his chest
38:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehRx753TivM <----this will be me in 40 years time
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jaeger Meister (Sep 6, 2011) 1:16 - Category: Entertainment - 141,519 - 490 likes (98.4%), 8 dislikes (1.6%)
39:00 <Bastardly_One> My right eye feels like someone put a red hot poker in it
39:00 <faux> My nail polish remover smells so good
40:00 <Bastardly_One> sniff up big
40:00 <The_Baron> acetone high
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you might get high enough and pass out
40:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah
40:00 <Bastardly_One> we can hope
40:00 <The_Baron> well with nostrils like that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't pick on noses
41:00 <Bastardly_One> One snort from me and there goes 1kg of coke
41:00 <Bastardly_One> when I go places they charge me double
41:00 <Bastardly_One> for me and my nose
41:00 <The_Baron> ur nose doesn't look that big
42:00 <The_Baron> or is it like big on the profile
42:00 <Bastardly_One> go look at a side on shot
42:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not tiny 
43:00 <The_Baron> I suppose mine aint either
43:00 <The_Baron> but luckily I have other features to distracrt
43:00 <The_Baron> -r
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm looking for it now
44:00 <Bastardly_One> to prove it 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/1935411_161374698103_742337_n.jpg
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not small
45:00 <The_Baron> maybe only half a kilo a snort with that
46:00 <Bastardly_One> what I like about that pic is if you look in my glasses you can see the surrounds
46:00 <Bastardly_One> the country I used to live in and hate
47:00 <Fez> Are soccer ball buns in shops yet?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> how I look when I see certain rt pics in here ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/1935411_161374703103_295795_n.jpg
48:00 <Fez> Cawk pics?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> how cool are my gloves
48:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/1935411_161374713103_5712390_n.jpg
48:00 <Bastardly_One> those gloves rock
48:00 <Fez> Theyre glovely
49:00 <The_Baron> what he said
50:00 <Bastardly_One> no comments
50:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHPlZjgfWh4
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Evidence by Faith No More (Jul 25, 2009) 4:53 - Category: Music - 197,592 - 778 likes (97.4%), 21 dislikes (2.6%)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> get some more cones into you cunt
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I was expecting emo comments
50:00 <The_Baron> I've upgraded
50:00 <The_Baron> supercharging my cones with QWISO 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooh
50:00 <The_Baron> love my hash oil
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and by the way those gloves are so warm
51:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know, they are a staple in the blue mountains
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they're just a variation on the socks 
51:00 <The_Baron> actually reminds me
51:00 <The_Baron> gotta get some proper winter clothing
51:00 <The_Baron> not this joke that is qld winter clothing
51:00 <Bastardly_One> $3 at a cheap chinese shop near you
51:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> go to of all places K-Mart
52:00 <Bastardly_One> for the top half
52:00 <The_Baron> I'm gonna be in the mountains next weekend
52:00 <The_Baron> I need some thermals and a good jacket for hiking 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> don't laugh man 
52:00 <Skirmish> Be a real man. Kill something and wear it’s fur to keep warm. 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmmmmm ... 
52:00 <The_Baron> dude, 90% of my shit is from K-Mart
52:00 <The_Baron> my missus works at K-Mart at AusFair ffs
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah that's right
53:00 <Serenity> climb inside a bear
53:00 <Bastardly_One> where's that aussie disposals? on your side?
53:00 <The_Baron> last time I did that was in oxford st sweetie ;P
53:00 <Skirmish> Sensually slide inside a bear.
53:00 <Bastardly_One> was one in Burleigh
53:00 <The_Baron> waters or beach?
54:00 <Bastardly_One> central ... beach
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Robinvale maybe
54:00 <The_Baron> nothing like that there no more
54:00 <The_Baron> yeah defo not in Robinvale 
54:00 <The_Baron> that whole area is super trendy
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah was kind of near the secondhand bookshop
54:00 <The_Baron> it's like Newtown by the seaside
54:00 <Bastardly_One> the one in Burleigh
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit?
54:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know where u talkin about
54:00 <The_Baron> no shit
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wow ... they've done the Melbourne trick
55:00 <The_Baron> dude, north burliegh to burliegh heads beach is the hipster district
55:00 <The_Baron> oh and Nobbies beach
55:00 <Bastardly_One> the Isle of Capri always messmerised me
55:00 <The_Baron> full of wankers there
55:00 <Bastardly_One> was my aim to get a Capri chick once
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I succeeded
56:00 <The_Baron> how cashed up were u ?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I wasn't ... that's why it lasted a week 
56:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2QokeAwXDwc&feature=kp
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Freddy Got Fingered daddy im a farmer (Date not found) 0:37 - Category: Comedy - 48,074 - 64 likes (84.2%), 12 dislikes (15.8%)
56:00 <The_Baron> bitches there always reminded me of the jewish princesses u'd see around the north shore of sydney
56:00 <Serenity> that movie is fucked
56:00 <The_Baron> that movie is awesome!
57:00 <The_Baron> DADDY WOULD U LIKE SOME SAUSAGE!
57:00 <Skirmish> I am wondering if Ethan is old enough to see that movie. 
57:00 <Mew> tom green is gr8
57:00 <Serenity> no.
57:00 <Skirmish> Kayla and I were discussing it last week actually. 
57:00 <Mew> i saw it when i was pretty young
58:00 <couleurs> i'm gr8
58:00 <Mew> and i turned out greeeeat
58:00 <Mew> hehe
58:00 <Skirmish> He’s 13 …. fairly mature when it comes to how he processes things he watches. 
58:00 <The_Baron> Tom Green WAS great
58:00 <The_Baron> now he's like friends with Oprah
58:00 <Skirmish> THE CHAD
58:00 <The_Baron> which means lame in my books
58:00 <Mew> let him see road trip or stealing harvard first
58:00 <Mew> ease the fingering
59:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNoAFYcYVs0
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks (Vinnie Paz + Stoupe) - "The Worst" [Official Audio] (Date not found) 4:13 - Category: Music - 44,629 - 237 likes (97.9%), 5 dislikes (2.1%)
59:00 <The_Baron> Road Trip was a bit eh
59:00 <Skirmish> I reckon he’d lose it laughing when the guy falls off the skateboard and Tom Green is trying to lick the bone. 
59:00 <The_Baron> it was like entertaining enough
59:00 <Mew> he needs to sample TG 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> seen Tom Green nowdays?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fat and derolict
59:00 <Mew> nope is he old?
59:00 <The_Baron> for me, when he jacks off the elephant and showers Rip Torn in elephant jizz
59:00 <Bastardly_One> makes me look sexy
59:00 <The_Baron> that killed it for me
59:00 <Mew> :o
00:00 <Bastardly_One> grey beard and shit 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> looks pretty bad
00:00 <Mew> linky
00:00 <The_Baron> his had a pretty rough lot though
00:00 <The_Baron> with the cancer and the mass alcohol abuse
00:00 <Maurice> I found fawks bf https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=664320660301417
00:00 <The_Baron> can ya blame him for looking like Edward Furlongs twin?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on ... I saw him in a deadmau5 coffee run
00:00 <The_Baron> :P
00:00 <Bastardly_One> so I'll find a current pic
00:00 <Bastardly_One> he's looking shocking in that 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> oh The_Baron
00:00 <Mew> in a what
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the Purrari is up for sale
01:00 <spookyfingers> hmmz
01:00 <The_Baron> yeah I know
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I would too
01:00 <Saemon> is that the guy who sings that sex bomb song?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> after trashing it in a Gumball
01:00 <The_Baron> though who's gonna buy a lambo covered in fucking Nyan cat
01:00 <Saemon> sex bom sec boymb
01:00 <Saemon> your mah sexxx boymb
01:00 <Mew> yes Saemon
01:00 <Bastardly_One> a ferrari
01:00 <Saemon> baby u turn me oon
01:00 <Mew> thats the one
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wash your mouth out
01:00 <The_Baron> ferrari
01:00 <Maurice> Thats Tom Jones you stupid twat
02:00 <Saemon> eh close enuff
02:00 <The_Baron> and he said he'd do a coffee run episode with anyone who bought it
02:00 <Saemon> same names
02:00 <Doodle> its only a wrap
02:00 <The_Baron> god, fuck social media
02:00 <The_Baron> I know so much useless shit coz of it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
02:00 <Bastardly_One> they have to pay to fly out to do it though
02:00 <spookyfingers> need some shards
02:00 <Bastardly_One> he never mentions that
02:00 <Mew> whats this coffee run thing,
02:00 <Mew> ?*
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Joel/deadmau5 when home and bored
03:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, thought that would be a given
03:00 <Serenity> .....
03:00 <Bastardly_One> would take out people in his ferrari
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and tape the conversation
03:00 <Mew> oh cool
03:00 <Bastardly_One> go for tim hortons coffee
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck off home
03:00 <Bastardly_One> now what was I doing?
03:00 <Mew> thats way better than i was expecting
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah Tom Green 
04:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
04:00 <Serenity> TOM JONES
04:00 <Serenity> SAME FING
04:00 <The_Baron> anyhoo
04:00 <The_Baron> I gotta heat up this knife so I can smoke this hash oil properly
04:00 <The_Baron> brb
05:00 <Mew> dont get any on the lino
05:00 <Mew> it scars
05:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_ZzszsfrgA
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks Presents: Outerspace - "Third Rock" [Official Audio] (Date not found) 4:16 - Category: Music - 6,647 - 63 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:00 <Serenity> dont think ive ever had hash oil
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I chose this one because it shows him without being made up
06:00 <Bastardly_One> http://img.youtube.com/vi/FC1EgHfncng/0.jpg
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
06:00 <Saemon> img im fucken famished
06:00 <Saemon> omg*
06:00 <Mew> i walked to the take away shop and it felt like the road was a giant treadmill
06:00 <The_Baron> FUCK!
06:00 <Saemon> nothin to eat
07:00 <The_Baron> camp stove ran out of butane
07:00 <Serenity> go drink 6 litres of milk you glutton
07:00 <Saemon> :~[
07:00 <The_Baron> and I aint got another one
07:00 <Bastardly_One> or this one 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://vipmedia.globalnews.ca/2014/05/bill_green.jpg?w=672&h=448&crop=1
07:00 <Saemon> lol i fart alot after i drink milk
07:00 <Serenity> i use a camp oven every day lol cause i hate my electric stove
07:00 <The_Baron> this shit is too hard to light with a bic lighter
07:00 <The_Baron> :/
07:00 <The_Baron> yeah I got electric hotplates too
07:00 <Bastardly_One> have a whinge cunt
07:00 <The_Baron> god I hate them
07:00 <The_Baron> I will
07:00 <Bastardly_One> *lights up*
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I can smoke this fine
08:00 <The_Baron> can't just go back to regular cones after smoking hash oil all day
08:00 <Serenity> we dont hve any gas here :(
08:00 <Saemon> do you really smoke in real life Bastardly_One?
08:00 <Serenity> so i use the camp hotplate its like 100% better than the electric
08:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I fucking pretend idiot ... that's why I have a lung condition
08:00 <Saemon> hrm. 
09:00 <Saemon> do u still smoke though or have you stopped?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what a stupid thing to ask?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> why would one pretend to smoke?
09:00 <Saemon> just a question brah dont get yah panties in a twist mr. pms
09:00 <The_Baron> because smoking is cool
09:00 <The_Baron> and makes ur dick bigger
09:00 <Bastardly_One> what doesn't it seem like ... are you really that dense?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't be that dense ... surely
10:00 <Saemon> jesus h christ b1 i was just makin casual convo
10:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
10:00 <Saemon> no need to start this into ww3
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so that's why I have such a big penis
10:00 <Saemon> not everything has to be a battle ok?
10:00 <Serenity> you KNOW he smokes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I always wondered
10:00 <Serenity> everyone knows he smokes ok
10:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI9eR-KfbXU
10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: One Direction Fans (Date not found) 1:33 - Category: Comedy - 90,096 - 3,824 likes (96.5%), 137 dislikes (3.5%)
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so if I stop smoking I am gonna get a smaller penis?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that might make all the sooky bitches stop complaining
11:00 <Bastardly_One> toughen up ... 16 e-inches is nothing!
11:00 <Serenity> if you stop smoking your penis will fall off
11:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
12:00 <Bastardly_One> how will I wee?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll be like ... awks
12:00 <wolfy> guess who comes walking in a park in north adelaide https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClBzWLRnI_Itn2W5c7J9sYQ
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
12:00 <Serenity> like a bitch
12:00 <The_Baron> through a tube
12:00 <wolfy> come to my show at festival bro
12:00 <wolfy> hahahaha
13:00 <Bastardly_One> like a bitch ... lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> he is fucking slow
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was expecting that off him
13:00 <wolfy> i met him
13:00 <wolfy> all i could think about was what would happen if i bash him
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and cathater would be ocool
13:00 <Bastardly_One> spelt properly
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *cool
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm lazy ... and beats a piss jar
14:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0oETu8OUAJk
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jedi Mind Tricks - The Age of Sacred Terror [Official Video] (Date not found) 2:27 - Category: Music - 59,430 - 508 likes (98.1%), 10 dislikes (1.9%)
14:00 <Bastardly_One> actually, I had one as a kid ... and I can't tell you what the experience is like
14:00 <fawks> omg Maurice
14:00 <fawks> i was looking for that vid
14:00 <fawks> for an hour
14:00 <fawks> ty
15:00 <Serenity> $13.20 for a 12 pack box of the butane tins
15:00 <Serenity> cheap as
15:00 <GhostOP> you been huffing again?
15:00 <wolfy> that'd get ya drunk
15:00 <Serenity> yeah man
15:00 <wolfy> rofl
15:00 <Serenity> huffing butane..
15:00 <The_Baron> got mine for 8 bucks 
15:00 <wolfy> huff some unleaded
15:00 <The_Baron> love K-Mart clearances
15:00 <wolfy> out the scooters tank
16:00 <wolfy> nah premium
16:00 <The_Baron> why do they even bother calling it unleaded?
16:00 <The_Baron> u can't even find leaded petrol anymore
16:00 <Saemon> <wolfy> all i could think about was what would happen if i bash him 
16:00 <Saemon> you would be in hospital fucked up, absorbing liquid nutrients for sustance through a tube via your asshole 
16:00 <wolfy> hahaha
16:00 <wolfy> dont think so
16:00 <fawks> sustance
16:00 <Serenity> oh this should be good. pz and Saemon go head to head
16:00 <Saemon> sustanance
17:00 <wolfy> hes tiny little guy
17:00 <Saemon> tiny little guy with bog friends. :)
17:00 <Saemon> big*
17:00 <wolfy> and im straight gangsta
17:00 <wolfy> pfft
17:00 <wolfy> didnt look like he had many friends
18:00 <wolfy> 1 guy that was prolly weaker than him with him
18:00 <Saemon> awolf
18:00 <Saemon> is this you?
18:00 <The_Baron> hhmm
18:00 <Serenity> its not awolf you spastic
18:00 <The_Baron> if I mix this hash oil into the mix
18:00 <Saemon> wolfy <--
18:00 <The_Baron> maybe I can just punch em down 
18:00 <Serenity> ITS NOT AWOLF
18:00 <Serenity> YOU
18:00 <Serenity> SPASTIC
19:00 <Saemon> sorry i got mixed up
20:00 <Serenity> god
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yes?
21:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMMdCj7NWZ0
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sabac Red Feat.Necro - Positive and Negative (Date not found) 4:23 - Category: Music - 3,159 - 34 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you called?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh death rap
21:00 <Serenity> not you
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm scared
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you called my name
21:00 <Bastardly_One> one day you'll call me and I won't show
21:00 <Bastardly_One> like the boy who cried wolf
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait, that just happened
22:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqxqwwrH7GI
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Necro - Circle Of Tyrants (Ft. Mr. Hyde, Goretex, Ill Bill and Captain Carnage) (Dec 23, 2010) 4:51 - Category: Music - 128,010 - 699 likes (97.4%), 19 dislikes (2.6%)
23:00 <Bastardly_One> are you just going to post shit songs all night again?
23:00 <wolfy> yep
23:00 <stebie> no, you won't
24:00 <Serenity> ^
24:00 <wolfy> get my drink on
24:00 <Serenity> its thursday
24:00 <stebie> \m/
24:00 <wolfy> friday is late night shoppin tomorrow
24:00 <wolfy> in city
25:00 <Doodle> what are you going to nuy me
25:00 <Doodle> buy
25:00 <Serenity> its late night shopping every night
25:00 <stebie> a glove, Doodle
25:00 <wolfy> there are 24 hour IGA's
25:00 <stebie> all Doodles need gloves
25:00 <Doodle> :o
25:00 <Doodle> i'm not wearing protection
26:00 <stebie> well then, best you don't get too excited
26:00 <Doodle> oh come one everyone knows you're a slut
26:00 <stebie> :$
26:00 <Doodle> don't they?
26:00 <Doodle> well they do now
26:00 <stebie> ;)
27:00 <The_Baron> I wear protection even being a thousand miles away from most of u
27:00 <Doodle> you'll be knee-deep in the blokes
27:00 <Serenity> i guess you dont get late night shopping every night when you live in padbury
27:00 <The_Baron> I got three rubbers on as we type
27:00 <Doodle> or elbow deep
27:00 <The_Baron> one on my cock, and one for each hand
27:00 <Doodle> its that cold here i dont think i'd even be able to get one to stay on
27:00 <Serenity> i bathe in spermicidal lube because [Maverick] is only a couple suburbs over
27:00 <Doodle> looool
28:00 <The_Baron> makes sense
28:00 <wolfy> post 1 more song ya banned ya dog
29:00 <Serenity> that x over guy messages me every fucking day
29:00 <Serenity> i NEVER answer him
29:00 <Serenity> but he still messages
29:00 <wolfy> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v17Zj-zqMmY
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Hyde - Them (Ft. Necro, Ill Bill and Goretex) (Dec 8, 2010) 5:16 - Category: Music - 154,135 - 934 likes (98.4%), 15 dislikes (1.6%)
29:00 <Saemon> sometimes u just gotta be upfront and tell a guy u dont want him to msg u anymore and u will not reply again ever.
30:00 <Saemon> cuz if he really likes a chick, and he recieves no word from her 
30:00 <Saemon> he will convince himself that maybe shes just simply busy or missed it or havent checked her msgs or something
30:00 <Bastardly_One> when we want the opinion of someone with no idea we'll be sure to ask you
30:00 <spookyfingers> Saemon
30:00 <Serenity> .
31:00 <spookyfingers> can u get shards?
31:00 <Saemon> and woudl continue msging
31:00 <Doodle> totally unexpected
31:00 <The_Baron> okay that worked...2 parts bud to 1 part hash oil
31:00 <The_Baron> and I am FARKED!
31:00 <spookyfingers> ey Saemon
31:00 <Saemon> whats shards?
31:00 <spookyfingers> asked you a question
31:00 <spookyfingers> i got girls
31:00 <spookyfingers> want some shard
31:00 <Saemon> i dont know what a shard is
31:00 <Saemon> wat is it?
31:00 <spookyfingers> ur the bikie affiliate
31:00 <spookyfingers> call up a mate
32:00 <spookyfingers> get em drop some shit ere
32:00 <spookyfingers> kk
32:00 <Saemon> ok cool no worries
32:00 <spookyfingers> u srs?
32:00 <spookyfingers> pm
32:00 <Serenity> friends with bikies doesnt know what shards are
32:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf am  I reading?
32:00 <Saemon> yah bro i just called, got voicemail so left him a msg
32:00 <The_Baron> coz he doesn't have bikie mates
33:00 <The_Baron> and that is nothing to be proud of even if u did
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and Josh that desperate to believe it 
33:00 <The_Baron> bikies are scum
33:00 <The_Baron> they ruined drugs in this country
33:00 <Bastardly_One> actually they're just "mafia on wheels"
34:00 <The_Baron> gangs a gang
34:00 <The_Baron> so yeah
34:00 <Bastardly_One> they didn't ruin it exactly ... they're middle men to a certain degree
34:00 <Skirmish> Not all bikies are hardcore into drugs. 
34:00 <The_Baron> I know, but the ones who are dealing them are selling utter rubbish
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and when I say Mafia on Wheels ... in Melb at least they do a lot of other people's work
34:00 <The_Baron> and expect that people will buy them just because they are a "big tough bikie"
34:00 <The_Baron> wish they would all just kill eachother off in an open field and be done with it
35:00 <Bastardly_One> each state seems different
35:00 <Bastardly_One> up your way I wish they would too
35:00 <Skirmish> How did I know that B1 was going to be a know all when it comes to what bikies do ….. 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds as bad in SA too
35:00 <Bastardly_One> who said I did?
35:00 <The_Baron> I dunno any state where they aren't a nuisance
36:00 <The_Baron> but yeah, here in the GC they are a joke
36:00 <The_Baron> especially the finks
36:00 <Mew> my real dad is a bikie
36:00 <The_Baron> what a bunch of over tattooed wankers
36:00 <Bastardly_One> honestly not that much of a nuisance down here
36:00 <Mew> hes a fucking dickbag too 
36:00 <The_Baron> I bet Mew
36:00 <The_Baron> I aint really met a bikie I liked much
36:00 <Bastardly_One> that's if you don't count the Hells Angels
37:00 <The_Baron> met a bunch of ex bikies I like, coz they at least got clued up to realise there is no real money or glory in being a patched member
37:00 <Bastardly_One> they're just fucked 
37:00 <The_Baron> hell they won't even nominate u unless u owe them 50 grand half the time
37:00 <The_Baron> :P
37:00 <Mew> i like 1 bikie the rest are mostly dickheads
38:00 <Mew> testosterone fuelled raged up wankers
38:00 <Bastardly_One> our local branch of a certain MC seem alright for the MC they're part of 
38:00 <The_Baron> the ones I know in sydney are all roid abusing dick munchers too
38:00 <Mew> is it the ulysses? lol
39:00 <Mew> theyre like the oldschool genuine bikies
39:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh Bandidos but no competition unless you call about 5 Vikings competition
39:00 <Mew> who just care about bikes
39:00 <The_Baron> Vikings are still around?
39:00 <The_Baron> thought they all splintered off into other OMC's
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so did I ... but there's a tiny lot of them around here
40:00 <Saemon> SAMCRO4LYF
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and the finks wanted to purchase  a property ... would of been the first one in Vic
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but weren't allowed
40:00 <Bastardly_One> thank fuck for that
40:00 <The_Baron> finks are bogan scum
40:00 <wolfy> heh
40:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
40:00 <Saemon> finks are adelaide based
41:00 <wolfy> shut ya mouth
41:00 <Saemon> i know sum in elizabeth
41:00 <wolfy> hahahaha
41:00 <wolfy> alizabeth
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I wouldn't even think that Syd bunch on Jap bikes
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the wog mob
41:00 <Bastardly_One> are less scummy than finks
41:00 <The_Baron> dude sydney OMC's are mostly lebs now 
41:00 <wolfy> i know comancheros
41:00 <The_Baron> it's funny, half of them drive around in RX8's and shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> the guys that had it out with the Angels at the airport
42:00 <The_Baron> might as well be a Sports Car Gang
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's them
42:00 <Serenity> isnt that who saemon claims to know
42:00 <Serenity> comancheros
42:00 <Serenity> watching too much underbelly
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
42:00 <Mew> one night in town i saw a guy get the cunt kicked out of him and left on the path outside crazy horse and while i was sitting with him in a pool of blood calling an ambo a big group of bikies came up n asked what happened so i pointed out the two guys that bashed him and they went n sorted them out
42:00 <wolfy> they are cool some of them
42:00 <Bastardly_One> or Bandidos he changed it to
42:00 <The_Baron> My solicitor represented the Rebels for that case Bastardly_One
42:00 <Serenity> or whatever that show was last year
42:00 <wolfy> i smoked weed with them
42:00 <The_Baron> he is still in hiding
42:00 <Saemon> notorious
42:00 <Mew> about the only good random experience
42:00 <Saemon> the leb bikie gang
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I am serious when I say I wish I had Simon's address
42:00 <The_Baron> coz the Angels put a hit on him
42:00 <wolfy> HA's
42:00 <Saemon> who doesnt even ride bikes
42:00 <Saemon> lol
43:00 <wolfy> HA's
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that was them actually ... The_Baron ... Notorious
43:00 <Bastardly_One> who have already merged with some other wogs
43:00 <Bastardly_One> sad cunts
43:00 <The_Baron> Notorious were not really a proper gang ever
43:00 <The_Baron> they were more of an intake for Nomads 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> they are now ... supposedly
43:00 <The_Baron> but Nomads and Rebels used to be allied
44:00 <The_Baron> but dunno about now
44:00 <Mew> gang of 69 reprazent
44:00 <Mew> sleazykrew
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Rebels ... why not name themselves
44:00 <Serenity> what was that fucking tv show about the bikies
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Non Metro Bogan Crims On Bikes
44:00 <Serenity> i dont think it was one of the underbellys
44:00 <wolfy> mate
44:00 <wolfy> dont talk about rebels 
44:00 <wolfy> in here
44:00 <The_Baron> fuck em all
44:00 <Bastardly_One> why not?
45:00 <Mew> sons of anarchy? or like a real life show
45:00 <Mew> not made up
45:00 <Serenity> noo it was an aussie one
45:00 <wolfy> Bastardly_One, cause i smash ya fucken face open on scarborough beach thats why
45:00 <Serenity> based on a true story
45:00 <The_Baron> prolly was that underbelly
45:00 <The_Baron> wolfy, fuck up u dumb cunt
45:00 <wolfy> u fucken cunt
45:00 <Serenity> shane he doesnt even live in WA
45:00 <wolfy> talk shit in ere
45:00 <Serenity> calm down you snapper
45:00 <The_Baron> I will wolfy because believe it or not
45:00 <wolfy> my mate is sgt of arms
45:00 <The_Baron> u can't do shit in here
45:00 <Bastardly_One> wolfy, bring it ... I an make one call for a ride over ... and you don't talk about it 
45:00 <The_Baron> ur mate is a fuckwit then
46:00 <Bastardly_One> which anyone knows
46:00 <wolfy> come on mate
46:00 <The_Baron> good to see u keep similar company
46:00 <wolfy> maccas carpark
46:00 <wolfy> ill ride down on my scooter
46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ maccas carpark
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he's taking the piss
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was gonna say ... bet my scooter is tougher
46:00 <wolfy> i kick start mine
46:00 <Serenity> fawks
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hardcore ... I really have one 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's fucking huge and heavy and electric
47:00 <Serenity> we dont need to hear about your prosthetic cock ok
47:00 <fawks> yo
47:00 <Serenity> line before i said fawks
47:00 <wolfy> dont leave it out the front of ur house someone might wheel off with it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> goes a whole 40km an hour
47:00 <fawks> rof
47:00 <fawks> l
47:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your's go m8?
48:00 <fawks> ye i was gonna say
48:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PYwiwbgMusY
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: King Missile - Detachable Penis (uncensored) (May 24, 2010) 3:10 - Category: Music - 148,878 - 993 likes (97.1%), 30 dislikes (2.9%)
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no way without the key 
48:00 <Serenity> bikie wars - brothers in arms
48:00 <Bastardly_One> the fucking alarm system is loud as fuck
48:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KEhmPQI4Vw
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Miracle Of Childbirth - King Missile (Unofficial Music Video) (Date not found) 4:19 - Category: Comedy - 532 views - 13 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
49:00 <Serenity> that was the show btw
49:00 <The_Baron> actually this is my fave King Missile song
49:00 <wolfy> red house rock and rollers
49:00 <wolfy> haha
49:00 <The_Baron> bah this aint the original
50:00 <wolfy> not ment to talk about that shit
51:00 <Serenity> o.O
51:00 <wolfy> mecanti came out with machettes 
52:00 <wolfy> chop ya head off
52:00 <wolfy> he had 5 machettes in each hand and a revolver
53:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10399558_165120843103_5200223_n.jpg
53:00 <wolfy> i think they sold that house now 
54:00 <Serenity> what are you even talking about
54:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaB66tWoD4
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: King Missile - Miracle of Childbirth (explicit lyrics) (Jan 8, 2009) 4:19 - Category: Music - 38,664 - 260 likes (95.9%), 11 dislikes (4.1%)
54:00 <The_Baron> the original
54:00 <The_Baron> yay!
55:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, that pic would piss off so many feminists on my FB 
55:00 <Mew> 5 machetes in each hand would be a hinderance wouldnt it?
55:00 <The_Baron> tempted to post it
55:00 <Bastardly_One> do it 
55:00 <The_Baron> but probably not worth the militant back lash
55:00 <wolfy> the finks are an old gang from long time ago
56:00 <Serenity> freddy kruger bitches
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show you how I changed it into a chat icon
56:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on
56:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded11/06ddbb7e-49c9-4a99-8f16-369c.jpg
56:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I get in heaps of trouble for that icon
56:00 <Bastardly_One> give a fuck
57:00 <wolfy> lol
58:00 <The_Baron> see I am torn
58:00 <The_Baron> I got a few friends I do really like irl who are feminists
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
58:00 <The_Baron> but they shit me on social media
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I usually respond with ... http://www.the-pork.com/thepork/porkimages/uploaded15/7cfd7bdb-1e3e-43a2-ad63-006.jpeg
58:00 <wolfy> haha
59:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what dogging is?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> y or n?
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