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00:00 <ShadowLurker> mass?
00:00 <Serenity> debate
01:00 <Excessive> mazdabator
01:00 <[Maverick]> that's what Doodle was when he had his RX-7
01:00 <Doodle> ;)
01:00 <[Maverick]> ;)
02:00 <Doodle> great car that
02:00 <[Maverick]> wait, you did have an RX?
02:00 <Doodle> yep
02:00 <[Maverick]> red?
02:00 <Doodle> i've had 3 mazdas
02:00 <stebie> baaaaaap
02:00 <stebie> faaaaaaaaap
02:00 <[Maverick]> I think I have seen the pics 
02:00 <Doodle> probably
02:00 <Doodle> had a battery triangle on the guard
03:00 <[Maverick]> yeah I was like, I am pretty sure Doodle has had one 
03:00 <[Maverick]> Doodle describe Fast and The Furious in one sentence 
04:00 <Excessive> it can rev ......... brilliant design .......... but no bottom end
04:00 <Doodle> motec system exhaust, neesan sr20 danger to manifold
04:00 <ShadowLurker> i had dalaza sounding like that today baappaappappappappappa too bad it was the wheels bouncing along
04:00 <[Maverick]> manifold overheated... 
04:00 <[Maverick]> panel gets blown off
04:00 <Doodle> lol yeh
05:00 <Doodle> i live my life 1/4 mile at a time
06:00 <Doodle> and for those 12 minutes i'm free
06:00 <[Maverick]> I need to find a PDF for all the top gear episodes
06:00 <Doodle> why for
06:00 <couleurs> SPOILER: they're all the same
06:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <couleurs> i downloaded the new season still
09:00 <couleurs> cos i'm gay
09:00 <couleurs> n u?
09:00 <Doodle> i'm not gay, but $20 is $20
10:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
10:00 <couleurs> ;)
12:00 <jewel> argh
12:00 <jewel> how dare u
13:00 <Doodle> woooooo
14:00 <stebie> goodnight friends
14:00 <stebie> besties
14:00 <Doodle> nini stebie
14:00 <jewel> nite nite stabie
14:00 <Doodle> <3
14:00 <Doodle> stebie too
15:00 <stebie> g'night JenniLo ^_-
15:00 <Maurice> Lol
16:00 <jewel> :)
17:00 <jewel> keep it real
17:00 <doctor> :)
17:00 <couleurs> u
19:00 <Bastardly_One> damn cold tonight
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's not really *that* cold
20:00 <smooworm> yea nice out
20:00 <smooworm> nice for a walk
21:00 <Mew> b1 whats the weirdest thing youve seen on your late night walks?
21:00 <Mew> do you see heaps of domestics?
22:00 <Doodle> looool
22:00 <Doodle> he lives in ballarat
22:00 <Doodle> nothing happens in ballarat
22:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing in this city ... everyone goes to sleep at 11pm
22:00 <Mew> oh damn
22:00 <couleurs> https://24.media.tumblr.com/49f2f755b438b3a3e04b1442c5cfe0d2/tumblr_n6i25g2zPp1qljj91o1_400.gif
22:00 <Doodle> except me cos i'm a rebel
22:00 <Mew> how about other places
23:00 <Doodle> thats exactly how i feel couleurs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I've seen some weird stuff but nothing that really stands out if that makes sense 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm sure there's a billion things I'm just not thinking of off the top of my head
23:00 <ShadowLurker> the sun shone once
23:00 <Doodle> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... good question considering I lived in St Kilda when it was still scummy
23:00 <Bastardly_One> LIES!
23:00 <Doodle> it still is scummy
24:00 <Bastardly_One> can tell ShadowLurker has never been here with the sun comment
24:00 <Maurice> Lol http://explosm.net/comics/3563/
24:00 <ShadowLurker> i said once
24:00 <Mew> dammit i thought youd have good stories :'(
24:00 <ShadowLurker> and it was brief
24:00 <Doodle> rofl Maurice
24:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Maurice> HAHA http://explosm.net/comics/3561/
25:00 <Maurice> I've lost it
25:00 <Doodle> lololol
25:00 <Maurice> I need to save that one
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I love cyanide and happiness
26:00 <ShadowLurker> oh
26:00 <Bastardly_One> should go to their site and start from the start 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew did remind me of a shit story though
27:00 <Bastardly_One> that comedian Greg Fleet
27:00 <Mew> he has an annoying face
27:00 <Bastardly_One> he's basically a junky scum and was following me for 2 blocks asking for change once
27:00 <Bastardly_One> on Fitzroy St
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I hated him before that 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> can't stand the guy as a comedian
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm and Ian Hewwitson likes boys
29:00 <Mew> doesnt have to be famous people
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that 
30:00 <Mew> ever see any creepy stuff?
30:00 <Mew> black eyed junkiez
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno ... depends what you define creepy
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh 20 cents a piece around that area
30:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> still are
30:00 <Bastardly_One> heaps of smashed up junkies
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that cafe has a lot to be responsible for
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I found austnet there bored at work 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> all those years ago 
33:00 <smooworm> oooer
33:00 <pelican> they prob smoked the floppy disks back them days b1
33:00 <pelican> to get off
33:00 <smooworm> i cant wait for Will I Am's phone watch :D
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/breakup(1).jpg
34:00 <pelican> im hungry
34:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
34:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/kallnight0001.jpg
34:00 <Doodle> eat a dick
35:00 <Bastardly_One> just enough time!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's saemon with his escorts he dreams of
36:00 <pelican> loll
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I was looking for this one 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> for some reason it's a favourite
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/reyestabber.jpg
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/rfreud.jpg
40:00 <pelican> my dick hard
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hit it with a hammer
43:00 <Doodle> D:
51:00 <Bastardly_One> now that is hardly the smell of roses
56:00 <Excessive> murch ladyliek
58:00 <Serenity> im so far from lady like i could have a dick
58:00 <Excessive> poor ShadowLurker
59:00 <dematerialised> not entirely convinced you dont have one
59:00 <Serenity> why poor ShadowLurker
59:00 <Serenity> wanna find out dematerialised?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Excessive is going to go quiet for 2hrs now
00:00 <Excessive> y quiet?
00:00 <ShadowLurker> loool
00:00 <ShadowLurker> im down for that
00:00 <ShadowLurker> been there done that
01:00 <dematerialised> no ty Serenity that's gay
01:00 <Excessive> but ..........
01:00 <Excessive> 1am
01:00 <Excessive> I mite 7/11 it fo some red bull
01:00 <Excessive> oh .........
01:00 <Bastardly_One> well Serenity asked you a question
01:00 <ShadowLurker> its only gay if the balls touch
02:00 <Excessive> n I need to do a bpay fo optus
02:00 <ShadowLurker> its only kinky the first time
02:00 <Bastardly_One> there's this thing called the internet you can do bpay on
03:00 <Bastardly_One> should check it out one day
03:00 <Excessive> well ........... if I wasd wif some chick n she let it rip with every1 else around .......... well ........ I'd be thinkin abt the next time I'd be with her very seriously
03:00 <Excessive> -d
03:00 <Serenity> last time i checked you arent all real people sitting in my living room
03:00 <Serenity> and if you think chicks dont fart
03:00 <Serenity> you have issues
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ladies don't 
04:00 <Excessive> everyone farts
04:00 <Bastardly_One> real women do
04:00 <Excessive> but like ........... diplomatically when not on their own
04:00 <ShadowLurker> sometimes ............ people use contiguous ............ sentences
04:00 <Serenity> oh so im not supposed to fart infront of my husband lol
04:00 <Serenity> ill remember that
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he means the channel as in public
05:00 <Serenity> but its not public
05:00 <Serenity> its pixels on a screen
05:00 <Excessive> I fart too lol but I never type abt it in here
05:00 <Serenity> im not personally walking into everyones rooms and farting in their faces
05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you should
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I still laugh about the other day
06:00 <Bastardly_One> so loud it woke the housemate from a nap on the couch
06:00 <Serenity> oh so because i typed about a fart i didnt do
06:00 <Serenity> poor ShadowLurker
06:00 <Serenity> ok
06:00 <Excessive> so u didn't now
06:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:05] <@Serenity> im not personally walking into everyones rooms and farting in their faces
06:00 <Bastardly_One> but you would
06:00 <ShadowLurker> yep
06:00 <ShadowLurker> into the AC vent
06:00 <Excessive> but jus typed abt it as a joke .......... rite
06:00 <ShadowLurker> .............
06:00 <Serenity> dude you are way too upset about farts
07:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a bit
07:00 <Excessive> I'm not upset
07:00 <ShadowLurker> is there a multidot button cos thats wasting ............... too much time ............. pressing all them .................'s
07:00 <Excessive> it's not me bein foul
07:00 <Serenity> its a hard
07:00 <Serenity> er
07:00 <Serenity> its a fart
07:00 <Serenity> i didnt shit on your table dude
07:00 <Maurice> Speaking of shit
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ah so that's who did that?
07:00 <Excessive> eheheheeh .......... Paul Fresh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I was wondering who shat on my table over night
08:00 <Bastardly_One> *glares at Serenity*
08:00 <OnceWereAwarrior> na naa naa naa naa na naa...naa nnaaa naa naa naa ann aanna naa
08:00 <discount> OnceWereAwarrior i like that song
08:00 <Serenity> is it any wonder these guys are single when the word fart typed onto a screen makes them say things like that
08:00 <Bastardly_One> beehhh
08:00 <OnceWereAwarrior> me too
08:00 <Bastardly_One> change that nickname now
09:00 <OnceWereAwarrior> na naa naa naa naa na naa...naa nnaaa naa naa naa ann aanna naa...na nna naa naa naaa na na na
09:00 <Bastardly_One> being part Maori I find it offensive you using it
09:00 <Serenity> its not even right anyway
09:00 <OnceWereAwarrior> you have nothing maori in ya
09:00 <Serenity> the spastic cant even get a movie title right
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but shhhhhhhhhh
09:00 <OnceWereAwarrior> yappie red neck ape
09:00 <Bastardly_One> tell that to one part of my family
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and they'd neck you in .5 of a second 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but anyway
09:00 <beehhh> infact you travelled to nz
10:00 <Serenity> the maori part in him is the giant black dick up his bum
10:00 <beehhh> * never had
10:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it Serenity knows the story
10:00 <beehhh> na naa naa naa naa na naa...naa nnaaa naa naa naa ann aanna naa...na nna naa naa naaa na na na
11:00 <beehhh> i served all blacks at melb commonwalth games
11:00 <beehhh> i asked them for a souvenior they gave me a kiss
12:00 <beehhh> took me to intro their receptionist
12:00 <Serenity> saemon you should change your nick to butterz
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought of that but he should
12:00 <beehhh> old fero 
13:00 <discount> yeh old butterz that fuck
13:00 <beehhh> Maurice do you go to fremantle much for lunch
15:00 <beehhh> i had a maori girl friend once her name is leoni from wanganui her dad is white from adelaide
15:00 <Excessive> k, 7/11 tiem, bbs
15:00 <beehhh> she showed me that film
15:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up beehhh
16:00 <discount> stfu beehhh
16:00 <beehhh> glass ya
16:00 <Maurice> No
17:00 <ZeroDistance> nutter
18:00 <beehhh> https://au.news.yahoo.com/video/watch/24147213/lost-freo/
19:00 <discount> why do you put up with beehhh?
19:00 <beehhh> watch is on discount's shawdow supported by nutter distance
19:00 <discount> why dont you just ban him?
19:00 <beehhh> Shadow
19:00 <discount> fucking fuck off beehhh
20:00 <beehhh> cry emo baby no discount on your fake pension seeking unapproved consession card
20:00 <discount> well im not a pension... but ok?????
24:00 <beehhh> all of the dole bladgers crying aloud across the continent together at first sounded silly now the govt might give a second thought but the zist is they all loved their pension to the core from gen y gen babyboomer
24:00 <Doodle> BLADGERS
26:00 <beehhh> got red ginsen
26:00 <Maurice> Lol
26:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRP
26:00 <Maurice> ALOUD
26:00 <Maurice> ZIST
27:00 <Maurice> Hang on, does ShadowLurker get a pension?
27:00 <beehhh> why reading my article its a plagarism mate
27:00 <Maurice> Is this like the time me and my fat bf broke a balcony?
27:00 <beehhh> with three others when it gave away
27:00 <Maurice> There were 10 people all up
28:00 <Maurice> Only 5 got hurt
28:00 <Maurice> Do your research
28:00 <beehhh> lucky 5 others
28:00 <Saemon> hey guys is it safe to trim of all your nose hair?
28:00 <beehhh> one fat bloke lied on the ground for ages
28:00 <Saemon> or does it need to be there to filter dust or something?
28:00 <Excessive> burn it with ur lighter Saemon
29:00 <beehhh> even the chopper was spinning over the premises
30:00 <beehhh> Saemon use a scissors man, no good keeping them blocking the oxygen to get in lung
31:00 <ShadowLurker> just jam a steak knif up there Saemon
31:00 <ShadowLurker> really deep
31:00 <ShadowLurker> get it right in there
31:00 <Maurice> Then twist it
31:00 <ZeroDistance> moo
31:00 <ZeroDistance> smoo
31:00 <ZeroDistance> smootus yummus
31:00 <ShadowLurker> hopefully it doesnt get that far
31:00 <beehhh> best if you suck a tranny cock and blow its cum out of the nostral holes
32:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off beehhh
32:00 <Serenity> ............
32:00 <ZeroDistance> man if only it were 5am
32:00 <ZeroDistance> :?
33:00 <ZeroDistance> cant wait to have good net back yay
34:00 <beehhh> beagle were really broke before getting his pension lucky he got a rich dad to look after their parents got separated just to be on the dole
34:00 <Bastardly_One> don't fart
34:00 <Maurice> What
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive will get upset
34:00 <Excessive> I'm nawt upset at all
35:00 <Excessive> I was jus sayin that when the ladies do it ......... it's ...... unladyliek
36:00 <beehhh> today one girl shat in the class
36:00 <Mew> Excessive is it ok to queef?
36:00 <Mew> tehehe
37:00 <Excessive> queef?
37:00 <beehhh> the country loves their people of the nation of dole collector
38:00 <Mew> yeah queef
38:00 <beehhh> i bet clive palmer gets still his dole money but undeclared, geoff shaw worries about his job is a good man
38:00 <Excessive> ah, fanneh fartin
40:00 <discount> beehhh you need to fuck off just as much as the ops do
42:00 <beehhh> you know most of the taxi drivers arent from your backyard
44:00 <ZeroDistance> shhhh
44:00 <ZeroDistance> srsly dont need to hear it beehhh
44:00 <beehhh> not that i'm complaining or competing but highlighted point is here nevermind i'll shut up
49:00 <beehhh> mr mckier born n breed in st johnes with  population of 100thousand meet me twice all the way from newfoundland to bangladesh n in KLCC, reckon i should follow his instruction
50:00 <ShadowLurker> beehhh
50:00 <ShadowLurker> we would like you to disconnect
50:00 <ShadowLurker> oh damn
52:00 <Mew> https://fbcdn-photos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-0/10366289_10151835020327168_8791906105943511100_n.jpg
56:00 <ZeroDistance> omigosh new dexter next monday
59:00 <discount> anyone doing drugs tonight?
00:00 <Excessive> mite get sum drinks tomoz
00:00 <Excessive> ne1 wannah play?
00:00 <Saemon> lol @ ShadowLurker attempt at beehhh
00:00 <Saemon> failt.
01:00 <ShadowLurker> nope
01:00 <ShadowLurker> thats not a word
01:00 <ShadowLurker> stop making things up
01:00 <discount> lol shut up
02:00 <Excessive> once bitten, twice shy huh?
02:00 <discount> who is saemon?
04:00 <Saemon> wth
04:00 <Saemon> why do i get z-lined whenever i join cats?
04:00 <Mew> try again now
04:00 <discount> i joined cats because i got invited by mew
04:00 <Saemon> no thank you
04:00 <Saemon> fool me once, shame on yo
04:00 <Saemon> you*
04:00 <Saemon> fool me twice
04:00 <Mew> hehe
05:00 <Mew> try now
06:00 <Maurice> This is deja vu from the other night
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
09:00 <Saemon> b1 theres gona be an epic match on smackdown of ziggler vs rollins
09:00 <Saemon> ziggler is an epic worker
10:00 <Saemon> the dude can go
10:00 <Saemon> its a crime that he isnt pushed more
11:00 <Serenity> itchy kitchy ta ta ya ya
11:00 <discount> who is ziggler?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> some homo
13:00 <Mew> zirk ziggler
13:00 <Excessive> Mew, wannah drink wif meh tomoz?
14:00 <Mew> like tea? or ghb
14:00 <Excessive> spirits
15:00 <discount> drugs?
15:00 <Excessive> that won't be until fri fo me
16:00 <Mew>  b1 is discount pete?
16:00 <Saemon> discount: Dolph Ziggler the former 2-time World Heavyweight Champion
16:00 <Saemon> sif u dont know
17:00 <Excessive> cuuuuuuuuuuuum ooooooooooon
17:00 <Excessive> I'll be the host
18:00 <Excessive> round table
18:00 <Excessive> etc
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
18:00 <Mew> do you mean drink together on irc?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> some lose in cats
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *loser
18:00 <Excessive> yes ..........
18:00 <Excessive> on irc
18:00 <Mew> yeah but i invited pete so idk if its him 
19:00 <Excessive> I'll show uz around zah world
19:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd be pelican again
19:00 <Mew> ill have to pass Excessive
19:00 <Bastardly_One> wherever he is
19:00 <Bastardly_One> try FB
19:00 <Mew> damn
19:00 <Excessive> k
20:00 <Mew> who the heck is discount then
20:00 <Mew> CONFUSION RAY
20:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea
25:00 <discount> who is Excessive?
25:00 <Excessive> no 1
25:00 <Excessive> who r u?
30:00 <discount> im david u bro?
31:00 <Shadowgate> someone type at 2:30am lol
31:00 <Shadowgate> it will kill of laughter
34:00 <discount> we fuck?
35:00 <Shadowgate> lol discount killed of laughter
37:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
38:00 <discount> haha sort of if u knew?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
46:00 <faux> xm
46:00 <xm> faux
46:00 <faux> hello
46:00 <xm> greets
47:00 <faux> I slept super early and woke up like an hour ago
47:00 <faux> Now I'm wide awake
47:00 <faux> Sucka
47:00 <faux> Sucks*
47:00 <xm> why'd you sleep early
48:00 <faux> I was buggered 
48:00 <faux> Just crashed out
48:00 <xm> actually my entire clock has been shifted
48:00 <xm> i go h4rdc0r3 to 3am or whatever
48:00 <faux> Brb I Need to pee
49:00 <xm> yeah im off to loo too
49:00 <xm> sync loo
49:00 <xm> let's take toilet selfies! na
51:00 <Somewhat> `seen shads
55:00 <Saemon> maurice is gone
55:00 <Saemon> Serenity is afk
55:00 <Bastardly_One> your point?
55:00 <Saemon> aight time for this place to become the wild west ffa again
55:00 <Saemon> yeeeeeeHAW!!!
56:00 <xm> here he comes...here comes speed-racer... he's a ...
56:00 <Saemon> ffa = free for all
56:00 <fawks> annnnd im back
56:00 <fawks> made some tea
57:00 <Bastardly_One> for more pee
57:00 <xm> yeah sipping tea here too
57:00 <Saemon> i like my tea with milk
57:00 <fawks> what kind xm
57:00 <Saemon> bubble tea omg hnnnng
57:00 <xm> jap green tea
57:00 <fawks> nice
57:00 <fawks> im having peppermint :')
58:00 <xm> i only drink jap green tea really
58:00 <Saemon> dilmah for me
58:00 <xm> i cant drink that one. that is the worst to me
58:00 <fawks> i have green tea during the day
58:00 <fawks> and pepermint and night
58:00 <fawks> chamomile at night too
58:00 <Bastardly_One> dlimah extra strong if you want crack cocaine
58:00 <Saemon> haha
58:00 <Bastardly_One> steep that for 5 mins
58:00 <xm> you should have your tea packets in those pill boxes -- day and night
58:00 <Bastardly_One> a about 4 sugars
58:00 <xm> so you wont be awake all night!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and a dollop of milk
58:00 <fawks> peppermint is good for night time
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're flying
59:00 <xm> does it have calming properties?
59:00 <Saemon> peach/mango iced tea 
59:00 <xm> like gets you in the mood for sleep
59:00 <fawks> yeah cos apparently its caffeine free
59:00 <xm> ive been a bit too manic to sleep early lately. been doing 80-100 hours
59:00 <fawks> chamomile is even better for sleep
00:00 <fawks> but peppermint is good too
00:00 <Saemon> you do know that its just a placebo right?
00:00 <Saemon> it doesnt actually make you sleepy
00:00 <xm> chamomile is pretty healthy from what ive read
00:00 <Saemon> it makes u think your gettin sleepy
00:00 <xm> not everything that makes you sleepy is about its chemical ingredients
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I didn't know it did all this
00:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.naturaltherapypages.com.au/article/the_health_benefits_of_peppermint_tea
00:00 <xm> after all reading what you type has little to do with chemistry other than the cascading effects in my retina
00:00 <xm> but it makes me sleepy
01:00 <Saemon> zing
01:00 <xm> maybe the taste alone is good enough to get people in the mood for sleep?
01:00 <fawks> http://www.fitday.com/fitness-articles/nutrition/healthy-eating/why-you-should-be-drinking-peppermint-herb-tea-before-bed.html
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I saw that just above
02:00 <Bastardly_One> according to this though it's a stimulant
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yet a muscle relaxant
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ok then!
02:00 <xm> sounds like amyl nitrate m8
02:00 <Saemon> who does the best tea? the chinese? the brits? the indians? or the japs?
02:00 <xm> the eskimoes
03:00 <xm> they also make the best curry
03:00 <xm> because food can go off pretty quickly in that weather
03:00 <Saemon> i like how the chinese old kung fu masters drink tea
03:00 <Saemon> they flick their beards
03:00 <Saemon> then holds the small cup with both hands
03:00 <Saemon> and use their entire upper body to sip it
04:00 <xm> Asians with their beards, tea and slippers. the first hipsters since 5000 BC
04:00 <Saemon> pai mei in kill bill
04:00 <Saemon> master roshi
04:00 <xm> now you're talking
05:00 <fawks> my tutor posts shit on our units fb page at 3am lol
05:00 <fawks> she obv sleeps heaps
06:00 <xm> is it a tutor that is a student too?
06:00 <xm> (other than a student of life obviously)
07:00 <fawks> no
07:00 <fawks> shes a doctor, fancy
07:00 <fawks> lol
07:00 <xm> ive known a few crazies at Curtin
07:00 <xm> and heard of a few
07:00 <xm> actually all the unis everywhere seem  to have them
08:00 <xm> there's something about academics...
08:00 <fawks> lol
08:00 <xm> i was reading something last night that i wasnt sure of before
08:00 <Saemon> lol tsch academics. pretentious cunts
09:00 <fawks> yeah stupid smart people
09:00 <Saemon> im straight up tru blu blue collar
09:00 <xm> that in the professional academia world the ratio of males and females is overall about the same'
09:00 <fawks> how dare they get an education
09:00 <Saemon> why bother reain like pt. dexter
09:00 <Saemon> when u can get an apprentenship
09:00 <Saemon> learn a trade
09:00 <fawks> you cant even spell apprenticeship
09:00 <fawks> let alone obtain one
09:00 <fawks> pls die
09:00 <Saemon> be makin $150,000 a year as an electrishon
10:00 <Bastardly_One> what a great line
10:00 <discount> i make about 60k as a roof tiler
10:00 <Bastardly_One> "it's hard to know what is genuine, and what's a genuine fake"
11:00 <Saemon> renee reckoned she was an "academic".
11:00 <xm> Saemon: when im not talking on IRC i rest my my elbows on the desk. they;re protected by leather patches
11:00 <xm> then i start cogitating!
11:00 <Saemon> are the leather patches sewn onto the elbow area of a green jumper?
12:00 <Saemon> a green V-necked jumper?
12:00 <Saemon> and do you wear a collard shirt underneath it
12:00 <Saemon> ?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
16:00 <Saemon> fawks what university do u go to?
17:00 <fawks> harvard obv
17:00 <Saemon> the university of Beirut?
17:00 <Saemon> oh so not Beirut?
17:00 <fawks> oh yes you got me
17:00 <fawks> totally beirut
17:00 <Saemon> well wa alaikum salam to that my friend
17:00 <fawks> yeah roo7 neek 7alak my friend
18:00 <Saemon> inshallah! how DARE YOU speak that to me in that tone women!
18:00 <Saemon> put on a hijab right NOW!
19:00 <fawks> la7sak tizeh
19:00 <Saemon> lol ic
19:00 <fawks> :)
19:00 <Saemon> im a true leb from beirut
19:00 <Saemon> not some 2nd generation from punchbowl
19:00 <Saemon> or lakemba
20:00 <fawks> enta hayawen min bokhosh tizeh
20:00 <Saemon> allahu akbar
21:00 <fawks> kess emak :')
21:00 <Saemon> osama al queda taliban taliba
22:00 <xm> is it true if you want to study counter terrorism at uni you need to know what the squiggly lines mean in arabic?
22:00 <fawks> lmao
22:00 <xm> and know where Mecca is without a compass?
23:00 <Saemon> mecca
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's the arab version of maccas
23:00 <Saemon> every islamic person has to make the pilgramige to it
23:00 <Saemon> at least once
23:00 <Saemon> in their lifetime
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ever tasted their camel burgers?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a good reason for that
24:00 <Saemon> whats the reason?
24:00 <xm> Mohammed did recommend people to drink camel urine though
24:00 <xm> it's in the Hadiths
24:00 <Saemon> oh HOW FUCKEN DARE YOU!
25:00 <xm> the other day i spent a few hours wondering why Allah made camel eye lashes so sexy and irresistable
25:00 <xm> then i realise it was his providence knowing they would live in the desert
25:00 <xm> realised*
25:00 <xm> CYAZ!
26:00 <Saemon> maybe he just wanted them to look like his wife.
26:00 <Saemon> BOOYAH2
28:00 <Saemon> hrm i cant wait to see what seth rollins new attire is gona be
29:00 <Saemon> on this fridays smackdown when he comes out with evolution, the reports say that he was still in this shield swat attire
29:00 <Saemon> should be different by next mondays raw
29:00 <Saemon> ald furthermore
29:00 <Saemon> and*
29:00 <Saemon> would ambrose and reigns still be a team
30:00 <Saemon> and would they still have the same entrance through the crowed and same theme
30:00 <Saemon> and would there be a new 3rd member of the shield?
30:00 <Saemon> if ambrose and reigns split, what would their new attires be? 
30:00 <Saemon> and thier theme musice
30:00 <Saemon> so many questions
32:00 <Bastardly_One> shall find out lunchtime on Sat I suppose
32:00 <Bastardly_One> starts 11:30am on Fox8
46:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no
53:00 <simba> 666
54:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
57:00 <Ana_Ng> ya rly
57:00 <pelican> hello
58:00 <Bastardly_One> g'day
58:00 <Bastardly_One> simba is still hiding from your mad gta skills he told me
59:00 <pelican> lol
59:00 <pelican> dont blame the cunt 
59:00 <simba> Clever.
02:00 <pelican> simba
07:00 <pelican> sleepin sux
08:00 <Bastardly_One> would be good if I could do it at the right fucking hours
08:00 <pelican> ye
08:00 <pelican> i sleep for 2 hours wake up cant back to it 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I can relate to that too 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> even when I am finally sleeping when I should be awake doing stuff I sleep badly
09:00 <Bastardly_One> of late
10:00 <pelican> yeah annoyin
18:00 <Bastardly_One> most definitely 
49:00 <simba> V
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Y
50:00 <milk> herd animals breed predators to control disease
34:00 <simba> got the sultan!!!
34:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
39:00 <ZeroDistance> kittenpower
40:00 <ZeroDistance> the early bird catches the smooworm.
41:00 <simba> kinda rare car
41:00 <simba> modeled off impreza
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus I feel shit 
00:00 <alienated\Romeo> ok
01:00 <alienated\Romeo> coffeee
03:00 <]]alienated\Romeo_> sleep sux
03:00 <]]alienated\Romeo_> i passed out
06:00 <ZeroDistance> i h8 Cuntra
06:00 <ZeroDistance> sleep sux cos i got 4 hrs
06:00 <]]alienated\Romeo_> i hate the rubbish pileing up on my desk
06:00 <]]alienated\Romeo_> :)
06:00 <ZeroDistance> grr 360 update takin forever
06:00 <ZeroDistance> i dont have that problem
06:00 <ZeroDistance> lols
06:00 <]]alienated\Romeo_> 4 hours aye
07:00 <ZeroDistance> yeh
07:00 <]]alienated\Romeo_> mad
07:00 <]]alienated\Romeo_> truley mad
07:00 <]]alienated\Romeo_> :)
07:00 <ZeroDistance> bought couple cans V to stay awake
07:00 <]]alienated\Romeo_> ahh cool 
07:00 <ZeroDistance> pay telstra their blood money
08:00 <ZeroDistance> i am goin to ask them if they can email me when i receive a bill incase i dont receive the bill
08:00 <ZeroDistance> brb sucking my own cock
22:00 <ZeroDistance> oh fuck me cant find my court fines :/
29:00 <simba> :((((((((((((
29:00 <milk> ok ok ok....
29:00 <milk> let's conga
31:00 <simba> u
32:00 <ZeroDistance> hms
33:00 <ZeroDistance> fk em ill ring n say i threw it out accidently
33:00 <ZeroDistance> man i would have switched to tpg simba but when i forgot to leave 80 in for connection, i saw they tried to withdraw 160
33:00 <ZeroDistance> like wtf
34:00 <milk> oh well, there goes the whole getting duck punched for giving the military orders thing
46:00 <ZeroDistance> hmm cant wait to call eb
46:00 <ZeroDistance> needa ask about this watch dogs edition
47:00 <ZeroDistance> simba u dl n watch The Grey bray rip yet dood?
47:00 <ZeroDistance> ps. do you ever sleep lol
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> zoims
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> morning leelee
54:00 <{LeE}> hey 
56:00 <simba> yea i think i watched it
56:00 <simba> i mean downloaded it
56:00 <{LeE}> :/
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> cool as
56:00 <simba> i slept a bit 12-4
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> im going to watch it after, since im not going movies today
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ok nice
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> so we both got a good ol 4
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> FOUURR
56:00 <simba> i think i just put it on my big list to download
56:00 <{LeE}> im off cya's
56:00 <simba> by
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> or as Tiger Woods would say; "FOUR! Hundred women I've slept with."
57:00 <simba> i watched teh ed norton hulk
57:00 <simba> it was just ok
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> cya lee
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer that was 'okay'
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> I prefer the HULK ang lee one
57:00 <simba> the bana 1?
57:00 <simba> i got that 2
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> that owns
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Nick Nolte XD
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> download a movie called U-TURN by Oliver Stone, if you haven't already seen it, I know you'd like that ;)
58:00 <simba> i think i shoulda watched that first cos i think it shows the story before
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> incredible hulk was a reboot
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> only because they wanted to make the avengers
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> like how with the amazing spider-man they want to tie him in with others, movies are getting stupider by the year.
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm need a petition started to get rockstar to make a sequel or prequel to red dead redemption
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf Police Block Adelaide CBD in the hunt for Rodney Clavell, what a total Cowboy name haha
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <simba> miss clavell
16:00 <simba> from madeline
17:00 <simba> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-nPSy4wXmqAU/TxGa1EOovCI/AAAAAAAABzc/ZuLbYSTFYR0/s1600/18298180738.jpg
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant click links :?
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops i keep killing people i need for quests in rdr hahahahaha
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Pretty Boy Pandis, is my outlaw name.
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
37:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> hi
37:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
37:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> hoo wants to touch my penis inappropriately
37:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> females only plz
39:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lookin for a chick to rape me
39:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> with her vagina
56:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> isnt this the time Mew usually clocks in
56:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> with her festering vagina
01:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> NADAL IN DA SEMI'S
01:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm all nice n ready
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> one hour n hav epaid evil telstra n come back n have my net back wooooo
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn annoyed tho
01:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> y mate
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna leave money in for tpg
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i can switch isp
02:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> k
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> im gonna ask telstra after if they can txt or email me on the next bill if i dont receive it, because im going to be switching isp, hahaha
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> faggotfuckerducks
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> muttsnatchingthongwearingstingycunts
02:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
02:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> they are fucked up
03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> so mate
03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> is Gotham Knights out yet
03:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
03:00 <BlackDevil> Justin Timberlake
03:00 <BlackDevil> Staples Center - Los Angeles, CA
03:00 <BlackDevil> Tue, Aug 12, 2014
03:00 <BlackDevil> lets go
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> CEO thousand dollar dinner havin' mistress keeping motherfuckers!
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> LET'S GO ROB THAT BANK!
03:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> are u drunk cunt
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah dude
04:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> just sayin'
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna get drunk later but.
04:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> so is Gotham out yet?
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> now i got nothin to do toay
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> not out till 2015 dude, pushed back, told you already
04:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i wanna buy watch dogs
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> same with The Division
04:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> this morn
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer im gettin that tomoz or sat
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> edition with statue
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> as bday present,
04:00 <PandasDontDrive> since nothing i wanted for my bday
05:00 <PandasDontDrive> cig.
06:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol..
06:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://iowa.barstoolsports.com/files/2014/06/Screen-Shot-2014-06-04-at-9.34.59-AM.png
07:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
07:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> ok bac2 bed i think
07:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> goodnight
08:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKZEk4NG1-o#t=22
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Game of Thrones The mountain Deadlifts 994 pounds half thor bjornsson (Date not found) 0:42 - Category: Sports - 586,713 - 883 likes (99%), 9 dislikes (1%)
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> might buy a couple nice clear skins
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like that you get clear skins and they might be from a winery where the bottle would have cost 15-25 dollars but had too many so bam clear skin it and cheap! :P
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> nite KeepinItReal4ThaStreets
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmmz
13:00 <milk> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/05/Injecting_Heroin.JPG
15:00 <BlackDevil> thats how gwar died
16:00 <milk> http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02248/pemberton_main_2248171b.jpg
16:00 <BlackDevil> milk http://thechive.com/2014/06/04/brazilian-goes-to-great-lengths-to-look-more-asian-18-photos/
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup devobyl
30:00 <BlackDevil> hi
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol ih babes :P
31:00 <devobyl> sup panda
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> nada just bout to go pay billz
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> whats doin?
40:00 <BlackDevil> cyber?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> bbs
28:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> faggots
29:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> thank you very much for that news report, Kathy
29:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Fuck you woman
29:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
32:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> since when does a woman have the right to report my fucking News
32:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Bullshit
32:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> fuck that shit
33:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> anything that comes out a woman's mouth is lies
33:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Pythagoras worked it out 3000 years ago
35:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> along with that isosceles traingle shit
35:00 <ShadowLurker> this cunt
35:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
35:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> FUCK YOU CUNT.
36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> PoofLurker
36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lo
36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> l
36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> hes a poof that lurks
36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> a pooofy poof lurker
36:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> a poof basically
37:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i have no remorse for bashing a fag
37:00 <ShadowLurker> enjoy your short stay
37:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> enjoy your short head
37:00 <ShadowLurker> what
37:00 <ShadowLurker> is that the best you have
37:00 <ShadowLurker> go suck on that crackpipe
37:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> sledgehammer your dead like spaceshuttle challenger
38:00 <ShadowLurker> youre
38:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> killing you is sweet like a jar of Molasses
38:00 <ShadowLurker> boring
38:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> dont yawn when men are talking
38:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> faggot
39:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> you're not a real man
39:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> you're a fag
40:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck youre boring as fuck
40:00 <ShadowLurker> cant even insult properly
40:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i'll slap the shit outta your mother
40:00 <ShadowLurker> sure
40:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> your such a bit, i'll slap the shit outta your nigger father
41:00 <devobyl> yo, i'm gay
41:00 <devobyl> I LOVE COCK
41:00 <devobyl> wanna bash me?
41:00 <devobyl> go ahead cunt.
41:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> yes
41:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i wish to do so
41:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> but this cunt
41:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> ShadowPoof
41:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> biggest homo
41:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i swear
41:00 <devobyl> wanting to bash gays mean you're a closet gay
41:00 <devobyl> fag.
41:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> he lives in a shadow
41:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> of his own Faggotry
41:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> like
41:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> that is gay as u can get
42:00 <devobyl> you're too afraid to admit you're gay
42:00 <devobyl> cause you're a pussy cunt coward.
42:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> no i'm very happy
42:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> u loser
42:00 <devobyl> keep hiding behind a screen like a scared fag
42:00 <ShadowLurker> you seem angry
42:00 <devobyl> too afraid to do it in real life
42:00 <ShadowLurker> whats wrong KeepinItReal4ThaStreets
42:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> ShadowLurker is a self-confessed fag
42:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> well mate
42:00 <devobyl> so he's better than you
42:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> too many fuckin fags on this network
42:00 <ShadowLurker> did the scarecrow murderer get you
42:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> pisses me off
42:00 <devobyl> cause he can admit it
42:00 <devobyl> and you can't
43:00 <devobyl> that makes you the bigger pussy
43:00 <ShadowLurker> so leave
43:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i just hate faggots so fucking much.
43:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
43:00 <devobyl> well you're here, so that makes one more fag on this network
43:00 <ShadowLurker> i bet he was raped
43:00 <ShadowLurker> right in the shitter
43:00 <devobyl> and he loved it
43:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah boy
43:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> women rape me
43:00 <devobyl> but mentally bashes himself each day for doing so
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> HOGS bourbon word up
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
43:00 <ShadowLurker> is completely ashamed to have enjoyed it
43:00 <devobyl> very
43:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> no mate
44:00 <devobyl> women dont rape
44:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> they sit on my face
44:00 <devobyl> but if it keeps you sane
44:00 <devobyl> and your fag mind at ease
44:00 <devobyl> then each to their own
44:00 <ShadowLurker> you loved that dyke smashing your ring gear with that strapon destroyer
44:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets>  bullshit
44:00 <devobyl> just remember you're a scared little faggot
44:00 <ShadowLurker> didnt you KeepinItReal4ThaStreets
44:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> bbl listenin to trance
44:00 <ShadowLurker> poof
44:00 <ShadowLurker> trance
44:00 <ShadowLurker> get yourself a dancing pole
44:00 <ShadowLurker> short shorts
44:00 <ShadowLurker> baby oil
44:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> i said im not here
44:00 <devobyl> go on, listen to your trance
44:00 <ShadowLurker> but you are
44:00 <devobyl> use whatever you need to drown out the voices in your head
44:00 <ShadowLurker> you say youre not
44:00 <devobyl> telling you to insult gays
45:00 <devobyl> cause you're a closet gay
45:00 <ShadowLurker> but you sit there reading every word
45:00 <devobyl> and cant handle the truth
45:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> please leave your message
45:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> after the beep
45:00 <ShadowLurker> cos youre sad and alone
45:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> im an answering machine at present
45:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
45:00 <ShadowLurker> high on some kind of substance
45:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> bullshit idiot
45:00 <ShadowLurker> hating yourself cos youre sitting on a dick right now
45:00 <ShadowLurker> arent you
45:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> yeah u got me
45:00 <devobyl> hes got a dick up his arse and a dick in his mouth right now
45:00 <ShadowLurker> thought so
45:00 <devobyl> getting spitroasted and LOVING IT
45:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
46:00 <ShadowLurker> full gay cunt
46:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> bingo
46:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> im very happy
46:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
46:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> and a cunt
46:00 <devobyl> keep telling yourself that
46:00 <devobyl> whatever lets you sleep at night
46:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> :)
46:00 <Fez> Whos homophobic?
46:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> this song is funny
46:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liCAe_EBvQQ
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul van Dyk -- Avenue (Date not found) 9:01 - Category: Music - 2,919 - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
46:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> it has the word "dyke' in it
46:00 <devobyl> no, your closet fag mind is funny
46:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> bullshit
46:00 <devobyl> look at all the shit it spews out
47:00 <devobyl> makes us all lol very hard
47:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> dyke lol
47:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> imagine bein a dyke
47:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> that would be funny mate
47:00 <devobyl> no, its dyk, as in dick, as in LOVE BIG FAT COCK IN YA MOUTH AND ARSE
47:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
47:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> no
47:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> dyke
47:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> its dyke
47:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> loser
47:00 <ShadowLurker> KeepinItReal4ThaStreets loves dicks
47:00 <devobyl> very much so
47:00 <ShadowLurker> in and around his mouth
47:00 <devobyl> cant get enough dick
47:00 <ShadowLurker> slurps it all up
47:00 <devobyl> cries as soon as the guy pulls out
47:00 <ShadowLurker> big fairy cum guzzler
47:00 <devobyl> cause he cant live without big fat dick
48:00 <ShadowLurker> truth is
48:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> Trance Music.
48:00 <ShadowLurker> he has no dick of his own
48:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liCAe_EBvQQ
48:00 <devobyl> he does
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Paul van Dyk -- Avenue (Date not found) 9:01 - Category: Music - 2,919 - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:00 <devobyl> its a micropenis though
48:00 <ShadowLurker> KeepinItReal4ThaStreets
48:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> gonna listen to some other shit soon
48:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> yes mate
48:00 <devobyl> he needs normal dicks to feel normal
48:00 <ShadowLurker> do you make shitty trance loops
48:00 <devobyl> to substitute for his micropenis
48:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> nuh
48:00 <ShadowLurker> while spinning on a cock
48:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> ShadowLurker is an angry homo
48:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
49:00 <devobyl> KeepinItReal4ThaStreets uses TPG
49:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOOOOOL @ KeepinItReal4ThaStreets
49:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> ShadowLurker is an angry homo
49:00 <ShadowLurker> says it all
49:00 <devobyl> definately a massive cock loving faggot
49:00 <ShadowLurker> rofl
49:00 <ShadowLurker> keep goin gay cunt
49:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> ok ill bbl
49:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> lol
49:00 <ShadowLurker> no you wont
49:00 <devobyl> pot kettle black
49:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> seriously
49:00 <devobyl> i see just one angry homo here
49:00 <ShadowLurker> youre not leaving
49:00 <devobyl> its the one with the micropenis
49:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> idling
49:00 <ShadowLurker> you cant help but read
49:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> bbl
49:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> nuh
49:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> def minimizing now
49:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> peace
49:00 <ShadowLurker> its an obsession
49:00 <KeepinItReal4ThaStreets> :)
50:00 <devobyl> among his many obsessions
50:00 <ShadowLurker> looool
50:00 <devobyl> loves getting in a leather sling
50:00 <devobyl> taking it up the arse
50:00 <ShadowLurker> he uses spoof as hair jel
50:00 <devobyl> loves a bunch of crisco on a guy's arm named jim
50:00 <devobyl> takes it ALL THE WAY
51:00 <ShadowLurker> he's trying so very hard to not reply
51:00 <devobyl> he is.
51:00 <devobyl> he's fighting with himself mentally
51:00 <devobyl> as always
51:00 <ShadowLurker> probably has cocks in his hands now too
51:00 <devobyl> life's hard for a closet fag
51:00 <ShadowLurker> starfishing
52:00 <ShadowLurker> frotting some big black cock
52:00 <devobyl> KeepinItReal4ThaStreets - [email protected]
52:00 <devobyl> merlot?
52:00 <devobyl> and he insists he isnt a fag?
52:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
52:00 <devobyl> bwahahahahahaha
58:00 <devobyl> what's big, thick and black and KeepinItReal4ThaStreets loves sucking on it?
05:00 <[Maverick]> definately not your cock devobyl
09:00 <devobyl> that's right, i wouldn't let him.
15:00 <ShadowLurker> mentalson you poof
16:00 <ShadowLurker> busy riding them cocks mate
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo got ma net back
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> SMD simba
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;) ps. ilu
22:00 <[Maverick]> cunts like mentalson need to do an iq test to use the internet I reckon 
22:00 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One would have to do an age test 
23:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOL
23:00 <ShadowLurker> mentalson loves big fat cocks
23:00 <devobyl> sad fucks like Maverick need to log off and get a life and a friend or two while they're at it
24:00 <devobyl> i haven't been on IRC for over a decade
24:00 <devobyl> but it seems some things never change
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10405397_791013894264292_518482231133662075_n.jpg
24:00 <devobyl> still a stenchpit of abuse from a bunch of losers
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> i so want to fuck a baby into her
24:00 <ShadowLurker> you seem angry devobyl
24:00 <devobyl> nah, just joining in :P
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha JOhnny Tejo in harold and kumar 3d
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup bennie
26:00 <[Maverick]> <devobyl> sad fucks like Maverick need to log off and get a life and a friend or two while they're at it
26:00 <[Maverick]> jesus... 
26:00 <[Maverick]> you wouldn't have a clue
27:00 <devobyl> yet you randomly abuse various people who havent even talked to you
27:00 <devobyl> me, mentalson, bastardly_one
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> wot
27:00 <devobyl> get. a. life.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> I ABUSE EVERYONE
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> JESUS FROM MEXICO
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> amen
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> how's that mexican cunt that says he's Jesus hahaha fucking legend
27:00 <devobyl> half of mexicans are named jesus
27:00 <[Maverick]> LOL..... 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway im hyper as all shit, where's bastardly one? I want to hear about the last fifteen years of irc again.
28:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
28:00 <[Maverick]> 20 yrs.. 
28:00 <[Maverick]> get it right 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man i kicked these mushrooms out front and they smell like dog shit
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> WELL SOOORRRY MAV lmao
28:00 <ShadowLurker> o.O
29:00 <ShadowLurker> psychosis in about 3 minutes
29:00 <[Maverick]> LOL
29:00 <[Maverick]> 2.3 mins 
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3seconds like the last time i rooted a chick.
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
29:00 <ShadowLurker> ugh
29:00 <devobyl> premature ejaculation is no laughing matter.
30:00 <devobyl> unless it's maverick
30:00 <devobyl> then it's just fucking hilarious
30:00 <phlick> ?
30:00 <[Maverick]> get . a . life 
31:00 <devobyl> oooer!
31:00 <[Maverick]> people like devobyl need to get off the internet 
31:00 <devobyl> it bites back!
31:00 <ShadowLurker> i see the retardation is fired up today
31:00 <devobyl> KeepinItReal4ThaStreets started it
31:00 <devobyl> its contagious.
32:00 <ShadowLurker> you
32:00 <devobyl> I AM THE DEVILLED BILBY
32:00 <ShadowLurker> are a fuckhead
32:00 <ShadowLurker> fyi
32:00 <ShadowLurker> do not pm me
32:00 <devobyl> as i said
32:00 <devobyl> lol what did i do to you
33:00 <devobyl> retardation is contagious indeed
33:00 <ShadowLurker> you dont need to do anything to me
33:00 <ShadowLurker> youre a fuckhead
33:00 <devobyl> ohh you're one of the standard IRC wankers who doesn't need to be provoked
33:00 <devobyl> really i shouldn't be surprised
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> k back
33:00 <ShadowLurker> cool story
33:00 <ShadowLurker> can you email the rest
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> had to sing the cat's fishie song whilst putting fish in the freezer
34:00 <devobyl> why, so you can jump for joy that you received an email?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> GONNA EAT YOU LITTLE FISHIIEE
34:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh sure
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> so, guys in here i want to fuck mad, ShadowLurker, he's dating a hottie and he has cool hair, mav, cause he'd be a behind me type of root.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Adonis because he's so musclular it'd be like being raped my an Amazonian Queen.
35:00 <devobyl> lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Simba, because doves make him cry.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
35:00 <Serenity> pigeons
36:00 <ShadowLurker> lol pigeons
36:00 <ShadowLurker> runs screaming
36:00 <devobyl> lol
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> woo calling fines unit
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> aaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> foxxxxxxxxx
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh uh oh Uh OH devobyl
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> slinky is BACK
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> OH NOOESSS I NKNOOWW!
39:00 <devobyl> ... what?
40:00 <abc> lol
41:00 <slinky_J> abc man what's up
41:00 <slinky_J> I'm goin' homo on these mofos
42:00 <devobyl> i knew it
42:00 <slinky_J> dude
42:00 <devobyl> lols
42:00 <slinky_J> rooting a dude isnt gay if ur not gay.
42:00 <slinky_J> it's just rooting a dude because you feel like rooting a dude.
42:00 <devobyl> i'm not gay, i just love cock.
43:00 <slinky_J> like in prison when you have a nice cellie, he rapes you but jerks you off at-the-same-time, so you don't feel so bad.
43:00 <slinky_J> and cuddles you after.
43:00 <devobyl> SPOONING
43:00 <slinky_J> yer, cant wait catch up with this chick once im over flu
43:00 <slinky_J> hopefully her brother too he's rad
44:00 <slinky_J> and hopefully not this bitch lauren, im giving her to simba.
44:00 <devobyl> you let guys watch you have sex
44:00 <devobyl> bwahahahhaha
44:00 <devobyl> :D
44:00 <devobyl> oh i'm terrible.
44:00 <slinky_J> yer
44:00 <slinky_J> so
44:00 <slinky_J> me n stefan we spit roasted a chick ino
44:00 <slinky_J> n then i rooted her infront of another mate
45:00 <slinky_J> n we tried gettin him into it to fuck her but he couldnt do it infront of me
45:00 <slinky_J> i fkn get off on that shit
45:00 <abc> lol
45:00 <slinky_J> i was choking her n shit as he tried to root her
45:00 <slinky_J> fucking pussy.
46:00 <slinky_J> fkn saw owner of my tat shop at shops b4
46:00 <slinky_J> im like im annoyed cos i want my next piece done and he chills it "when the time is right" ahaha, <3 Gomer
47:00 <slinky_J> so what's up for today devobyl?
48:00 <slinky_J> i thought you were Mew or British Meat pretending to be devobyl
48:00 <slinky_J> till you asked one thing they wouldnt.
51:00 <slinky_J> WOOOO YEAH RANG EB GAMES n they got editions of watch dogs wid statue that werent returned haha
52:00 <slinky_J> talk cunts
54:00 <Serenity> im talking to a very angry gambler in pm
54:00 <Serenity> you'll have to take a ticket
55:00 <Doodle> she's not, she's talking into the skin telephone ;)
55:00 <[Maverick]> playing the skin flute ;) 
56:00 <ShadowLurker> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10361058_519825868143277_7733301126617687228_n.jpg
59:00 <Excessive> remind me again y every single Falcon since the EA all pull to the left
00:00 <slinky_J> omigosh sezz
00:00 <Doodle> camber in the road
00:00 <slinky_J> save me from these non-scream lovers
00:00 <Serenity> ^
00:00 <slinky_J> THEY WANT US DEAD MAN DEAD
00:00 <Doodle> all cars naturally pull to the left
00:00 <slinky_J> we shall GUT THEM LIKE FISH
00:00 <Doodle> otherwise they would veer into oncoming traffic
00:00 <slinky_J> or goats or gutting like any kinda gutting like some suicidal, shamed Japanese man.
02:00 <slinky_J> no no no no omg omg movie i wanted to se, FUCK mum fuck omg, i was gonna see it today, now cos she said she wants to see it I CANT SEE IT
02:00 <slinky_J> unless she comes over like 11 30am on monday..
02:00 <slinky_J> old ppl dont get up till 4pm
02:00 <slinky_J> O_O sezz, punish me for that, ban me.
03:00 <Serenity> josh
03:00 <Serenity> im getting a feeling you get some kind of sexual arousal from my bans
03:00 <Serenity> im not sure how i feel about this
06:00 <slinky_J> THE RON WOULD LOVE THIS https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10365723_657859997636268_4609646239112788637_n.jpg
06:00 <slinky_J> i kinda do
06:00 <slinky_J> coz ino u care about me
06:00 <slinky_J> like Lionheart carebear <3
06:00 <slinky_J> lols
07:00 <Serenity> i do it all out of love
07:00 <slinky_J> I know
07:00 <slinky_J> because you're a mother, and you understand how much of a fucking brat I am.
08:00 <Serenity> yes and i will smack your bottom if you need it
09:00 <slinky_J> i did that outside infront of my neighbour/mate
09:00 <slinky_J> did a whole comedy routine
09:00 <slinky_J> he laughed so fkn hard
10:00 <slinky_J> i just psyched out on battlefield 4 n won the game for the whole china team LMAO
10:00 <slinky_J> fkn losers
12:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
17:00 <Excessive> diff 621, pool 0 not providing work fast enough
19:00 <Excessive> hashed out everythin, no wk atm
20:00 <Excessive> 188,296 platinum coin atm
25:00 <slinky_J> hmm
25:00 <slinky_J> net is fine now
25:00 <slinky_J> but cant call mobiles
25:00 <slinky_J> wonder if that'll take a while today to get back or if i should call them
25:00 <slinky_J> faggots
25:00 <Excessive> sms pup
25:00 <slinky_J> fkn telstra with their bullshit
25:00 <slinky_J> i would've switched to tpg by now but telstra fuck you so much.
26:00 <slinky_J> yer true Excessive
26:00 <slinky_J> nah was trying to call my sis (best friend)
26:00 <slinky_J> see if she's back from japan, then i thought, call my mate see if her japan fb is still up
26:00 <slinky_J> coz i cbf looking lmao
30:00 <Excessive> hmmmm, I could fry eggs on this rectifier heatsink
30:00 <Fez> Im heating up party pies
32:00 <slinky_J> im loving that there are good burger joints out
32:00 <slinky_J> had this new mexican shit from Salsas other night, fkn ruled
33:00 <Excessive> I should go n have a shower n wake up properly
33:00 <slinky_J> Best shit for me is still Bing Boy, do you guys have Bing Boy?
33:00 <slinky_J> and wank dude
33:00 <slinky_J> release teh tension!
33:00 <Excessive> rather not
33:00 <slinky_J> I do twice a day dude
34:00 <slinky_J> u do it for 10-15 mins, increases ur stamina
34:00 <slinky_J> or u just drink a litre of water before rooting.
34:00 <slinky_J> ;)
35:00 <Excessive> "not a person, a hidden god, one who delights herself with cursin men with their ultimate desires n then revealin them to be nothin but hollow n ash"
37:00 <slinky_J> bah
37:00 <slinky_J> you want something really good?
37:00 <Excessive> so once u part ways from there ^, then there'd be no mo tension/desire fo sex
37:00 <slinky_J> probably know one line already
37:00 <slinky_J> fuck sex
37:00 <slinky_J> it's about absolute power.
38:00 <slinky_J> To reign is worth ambition, though in hell:
38:00 <slinky_J> Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven.
38:00 <slinky_J> But wherefore let we then our faithful friends,
38:00 <slinky_J> The associates and co-partners of our loss,
39:00 <slinky_J> Lie thus astonished on the oblivious pool,
39:00 <slinky_J> And call them not to share with us their part
39:00 <slinky_J> In this unhappy mansion, or once more
39:00 <slinky_J> With rallied arms to try what may be yet
40:00 <slinky_J> Regained in heaven, or what more lost in hell?
40:00 <slinky_J> ;)
40:00 <Excessive> some Hungarian dude from one of mah fb groups msgd me askin if I was Hungarian, I said "yes" ......... to this he replied ijn Hungarian "király"
40:00 <slinky_J> Paradise Lost.
40:00 <Excessive> -j
40:00 <slinky_J> i know that off by heart lol
43:00 <ShadowLurker> what are you on
43:00 <slinky_J> me?
43:00 <slinky_J> *feeling inspired*
44:00 <ShadowLurker> no the other ppl that have been ranting all morning
45:00 <slinky_J> oh
45:00 <slinky_J> you mean PandasDontDrive, he is some kind've guy.. O_O
45:00 <Serenity> LET IT GOOO
45:00 <Serenity> LET IT GOOOO
45:00 <slinky_J> dude im just happy
46:00 <slinky_J> got word back from poem i wrote sent to director
46:00 <slinky_J> loves it says i should publish it
46:00 <slinky_J> fkn life is sunshine baby
46:00 <slinky_J> the one u saw sezz :P
46:00 <Serenity> oh ok
48:00 <slinky_J> yuh yuh!
48:00 <slinky_J> so got mum on the case finding magazines haha
48:00 <slinky_J> tho like when she was published, as she said, she had to write twenty lines, that was what they asked for, though this was for a big book of poetry not a faggot magazine lol
49:00 <BlackDevil> Canada shooting: 5 officers shot, 3 dead. 24-year-old suspect with 2 guns still at large
49:00 <slinky_J> finally.
49:00 <slinky_J> Curling For Canada
49:00 <slinky_J> HAHAHAHA
49:00 <slinky_J> new Michael Moore faggotry
50:00 <slinky_J> fk me, i didnt think id have enough left today to pay for gloves from psylo ey sezz
51:00 <slinky_J> Im gonna buy u sumfin, sumfin masculine. Like big baggy hawaiin like pants HAHAHA
51:00 <slinky_J> *really wants them coz they r wicked funny*
52:00 <BlackDevil> i drank 12 beers and fell asleep
55:00 <slinky_J> nice lol
55:00 <slinky_J> i have had this glass of bourbon for almost two hours hah.
55:00 <slinky_J> all watery now lol
56:00 <[Maverick]> only 12? 
59:00 <BlackDevil> 12 70oz's
03:00 <slinky_J> haha Serenity
03:00 <slinky_J> tagged u on fb
03:00 <slinky_J> hope u dont mind lmaoz <3 <3
24:00 <Excessive> queef
29:00 <slinky_J> ahaha
29:00 <slinky_J> lovin havin net back
29:00 <slinky_J> cant wait for mobile calls back :/
29:00 <slinky_J> fgts
31:00 <slinky_J> hope i just requested the right person to fb lol
32:00 <BlackDevil> no
32:00 <faux> huhuhu
32:00 <Q{> starts collecting info on slinky_J 
33:00 <Q{> and we generate 3D model of slinky_J 
34:00 <BlackDevil> Q{
34:00 <BlackDevil> is it raining today?
35:00 <slinky_J> fk me
35:00 <slinky_J> there is a chick with this guys name
35:00 <slinky_J> so i requested her
35:00 <slinky_J> lols
35:00 <slinky_J> she is hot as fk hahahaha
36:00 <slinky_J> aint raining here but it's raining in Q{'s brain.
37:00 <BlackDevil> raining of my cum
37:00 <BlackDevil> lol
37:00 <Lumeah> Hi pandy
38:00 <BlackDevil> hi Lumeah
38:00 <BlackDevil> sup
38:00 <Lumeah> Not much
40:00 <slinky_J> hey baby girl
40:00 <slinky_J> ima watch the grey again
40:00 <slinky_J> u remember that bit
40:00 <slinky_J> "Hey baby girl"
40:00 <slinky_J> then the wolves
40:00 <slinky_J> AAWWWW <3
41:00 <slinky_J> *shuts up spoiler* lol
41:00 <BlackDevil> slinky_J do you give good head?
41:00 <slinky_J> which
41:00 <slinky_J> u didnt see the new pic of me bro?
41:00 <Lumeah> Yeah good huh
41:00 <Lumeah> Nah not yet
42:00 <Lumeah> Lol BlackDevil 
43:00 <slinky_J> pfff
43:00 <slinky_J> i post for u BlackDevil
43:00 <slinky_J> u homo!
43:00 <slinky_J> oh Lumeah soz i didnt mention u in my last fb post
43:00 <slinky_J> :/ soz
43:00 <Lumeah> Should have u.? 
44:00 <slinky_J> BlackDevil https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/1607054_10152870738367995_5719147440210130583_n.jpg lol
44:00 <slinky_J> um not really
44:00 <slinky_J> just put irl friends names, mums n a chick ino lol
44:00 <slinky_J> i got to a point i thought i put too many n stopped haha
45:00 <BlackDevil> you are cute
45:00 <BlackDevil> lips look good around my peen
45:00 <slinky_J> im smoking inside ehe
45:00 <slinky_J> lmao
45:00 <slinky_J> i have big lips haha
46:00 <slinky_J> back on my diet now it's winter
48:00 <Lumeah> Ahh.
50:00 <slinky_J> having a DM now lol with madeline :/
50:00 <slinky_J> lols
51:00 <slinky_J> i love this movie lumes!
51:00 <slinky_J> howcome ur not at work!?
51:00 <slinky_J> did u swim in the cold water at the beach last nite? :P
52:00 <Lumeah> I am babe
52:00 <Lumeah> Nahh.. Just sat there with my icecream watched the ocean. 
52:00 <Lumeah> Got cold and left. 
52:00 <slinky_J> ohh
52:00 <slinky_J> :P
52:00 <slinky_J> nice
52:00 <slinky_J> so romantic
52:00 <slinky_J> <3
53:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
53:00 <slinky_J> i gotta upload pic from that game i told u i was playin
53:00 <slinky_J> with the two wolves i shot dead lookin like they r rooting hahahah
53:00 <Lumeah> Lol. Yup. Lol ircing beach. :p
53:00 <slinky_J> ima fb it!
53:00 <slinky_J> haha nice
14:00 <Excessive> meh
14:00 <Excessive> I'mnah go n get some drinks
14:00 <Excessive> bbs
20:00 <slinky_J> nice
20:00 <slinky_J> im halfway thru this bourbon hahaha
33:00 <BlackDevil> pfft
33:00 <BlackDevil> light weight
35:00 <slinky_J> lol
35:00 <slinky_J> i aint pissed
35:00 <slinky_J> could drink three bottles this shit
36:00 <slinky_J> still walk str8 go catch a film n get a root
36:00 <slinky_J> but im gay now so uno, hard. haHAHAHAHA hard!
38:00 <Excessive> lol, 2lt coke on spesh, 2 fo 6 bux at the bottle shop, cold from the fridge
38:00 <Excessive> that's ceaper than off the shelf "warm" at woolies
38:00 <Excessive> +h
39:00 <Excessive> so CHEERZ
39:00 <Excessive> :D
43:00 <Excessive> they had JW Red Label 700ml on spesh too fo 35 bux
46:00 <BlackDevil> do you have cum stains on your keyboard Excessive
47:00 <Excessive> onleh fo when u ask
47:00 <Serenity> when i got my very first job
47:00 <BlackDevil> incase the cops come to your house with a black light
47:00 <Serenity> a 2 litre bottle of coke cost $1.79
48:00 <Excessive> I have black lights here man
48:00 <Excessive> 5 4ft tubes
49:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1653309_10201032507369491_634680411_n.jpg
50:00 <Excessive> that's 4 of em ^ sittin around
50:00 <Excessive> the 5-th I have up in my lounge room
50:00 <Serenity> we've just got a black light blub in the hallway
50:00 <Serenity> kids think its funny
50:00 <slinky_J> "It's called we're all fucked! It's a best seller."
50:00 <Serenity> bulb
50:00 <slinky_J> i wish simba was watching this with me
51:00 <slinky_J> wit some nice joints
51:00 <slinky_J> FGT!
51:00 <slinky_J> Serenity ban simba :/
51:00 <slinky_J> or me! I'll get hard so uno ;)
51:00 <[Maverick]> You old bitch Serenity
51:00 <slinky_J> sezz man fines in town called me up, had the funniest chat with the guy
52:00 <slinky_J> The chicks are always stuck up
52:00 <Serenity> im younger than you grandpa
52:00 <slinky_J> this dude was crackin jokes, was sick
52:00 <slinky_J> FUCK YOU MAV U DONT RETURN MY DEATH THREAT LETTERS AND MAIL, I SEND YOU DEAD ROSES :(
52:00 <slinky_J> he's a cunt ban him!
52:00 <slinky_J> ban everyone!
53:00 <slinky_J> "What the FUCK is with these chickens?" "They're angry, all I feed them is cocaine. AAnd chicken. HAHAHAHA!"
54:00 <Excessive> my very 1-st job was at KFC in like ......... hmmmmmmm ......... 1991-sh, I think
54:00 <Serenity> i was in grade 7 working at a foodland for cash in hand
54:00 <Serenity> nice n illegal
55:00 <Serenity> 1998ish..
55:00 <Excessive> I had the shittest shift out ......... fckn fri nite closin shift
55:00 <Doodle> i heard it wasnt cash in hand
55:00 <Doodle> it was just 'in hand'
55:00 <Serenity> rob i was 12
55:00 <Serenity> becareful
55:00 <Doodle> hahaha
55:00 <Doodle> [14:54] <Serenity> nice n illegal
55:00 <Excessive> from 7 pm to 10 pm but we'd never finish at 10 ......... it was like midnite finish and they didn't pay us fo the extra 2 hrs
55:00 <Serenity> i worked thursday nights 4:30-8:30
56:00 <Serenity> saturday mornings 7-2
56:00 <Serenity> sunday 7-7
57:00 <Excessive> the onleh gd thing was that we'd get to split wat we didn't sell between us ........ the chicken, gravy, etc, etc
58:00 <Excessive> used to love that gravy, was like drinkin it out of a cup durin mah shift
58:00 <Serenity> i used to like working cause we got free drinks and lollies
59:00 <Excessive> full fckn ripoff ......... at like I think not even 5 bux an hour
59:00 <Excessive> so fckn 5 hrs for under 15 bux pay
02:00 <Excessive> I left after like 3 months or so
02:00 <Excessive> dropped outtah school half way through yr 11
03:00 <Excessive> partied fo like 2 yrs after that
03:00 <ShadowLurker> my first job was tv/video repairer while i was doing yr11/12
03:00 <Excessive> while on the dole n workin with the ol man as a brickie's labourer
03:00 <ShadowLurker> was grand
03:00 <ShadowLurker> then i got this job
04:00 <Excessive> 10 bux an hour cash in the hand
04:00 <Excessive> was doin ok, with 400 a week plus the dole cheque
05:00 <ShadowLurker> i forget what i was on
05:00 <ShadowLurker> it was a long time ago
05:00 <Excessive> is how I bought mah decks back then
06:00 <Excessive> in 93
06:00 <Excessive> 600 bux ea 
06:00 <Excessive> second hand
06:00 <Excessive> ex Black Market hire they were
07:00 <slinky_J> "I don't know why this has happened to us, I feel like it's me. Bad luck. Poison. And I stopped doing this world any real good. Once more into the fray, into the last good fight I'll ever know, live and die on this day, live and die on this day."
08:00 <slinky_J> simba mofo whar r u!!!
08:00 <slinky_J> wana watch this wit u cunt
08:00 <slinky_J> im 32 this yr
08:00 <slinky_J> uno what i look forward to, thirty-three, then thirty-seven.
09:00 <slinky_J> be abstract in your celebrations.
09:00 <Excessive> pulled em apart a few times, replaced the pilot light a few times, put in new pitch sliders, etc, etc
10:00 <Excessive> but ........... fo a 70's design, they're a fckn gd thing, never broken down (apart from the minor shit above ^
11:00 <Excessive> )
15:00 <Excessive> when I first got em, the pilot lights were gone on both, so I got new ones from Prime Electronics @ Flemington back then (they were the Technics/Panasonic dealers) ........ got some new moulded plug mains leads from Jaycar cause they had cut down power leads with piggy back plugs on em which I didn't like ........ and the new pitch sliders from Prime again
18:00 <Excessive> I got the flight cases fo em years later
19:00 <Excessive> 300 bux fo the 2 brand new .......... 200 bux ea initially but friend of mine took me to this dude's record shop ......... so I got 100 bux off
22:00 <slinky_J> omigosh
22:00 <slinky_J> sezz
22:00 <slinky_J> girl i liked
22:00 <slinky_J> like*
22:00 <slinky_J> only person liked this stat hahahaha
22:00 <slinky_J> one i taggd u in lmaozzzzzzzzzzzzzz XD
22:00 <ShadowLurker> .
29:00 <Excessive> the sound system I put together over a period of nearly 10 yrs ......... got all the panels cut to size when I worked at Formica Aust .......... all fo like 100 bux worth of booze lol
29:00 <slinky_J> ..
30:00 <slinky_J> lol bro i got a two speaker lil sub fkn logitech thing goin
30:00 <slinky_J> so over surround
30:00 <slinky_J> prefer headsets.
30:00 <slinky_J> one i loved
30:00 <slinky_J> surround sytem
30:00 <slinky_J> system*
30:00 <slinky_J> my x fiancee's brother fucked it
31:00 <slinky_J> I'm all, wrap it in blankets like I am "nah nah it'll be fine"
31:00 <slinky_J> *fks my surround shit*
31:00 <slinky_J> no blankets, bangs around in the trunk
31:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/992798_4637304585241_1270506102_n.jpg
32:00 <slinky_J> Excessive what kinda tee vee u got?
32:00 <Excessive> 3 kilowatt worth of sound there ^
32:00 <Excessive> fck teh TV, I don't watch it
32:00 <slinky_J> FUCKING NICE
32:00 <slinky_J> i want to be your girlfriend bro
32:00 <slinky_J> put my pussy against the woofie
32:00 <slinky_J> lmaos
32:00 <Excessive> but those power amps I pulled apart n swapped the blue LED's with red ones
32:00 <slinky_J> yea man
33:00 <slinky_J> i got a sick system at mums
33:00 <slinky_J> seppa
33:00 <slinky_J> so dope
33:00 <slinky_J> wicked tallie boy speakers too
33:00 <slinky_J> LIKE FOUR FEET!
33:00 <slinky_J> LOL she wont let me have em cause i live inna unit haha
33:00 <slinky_J> bitch
34:00 <Excessive> they're the subs
34:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/6954_4637280544640_1131025462_n.jpg
34:00 <devobyl> Want an Adelaide hooker that can cry during sex? There's one on King William Street.
34:00 <devobyl> too soon?
34:00 <Excessive> that's when I put the subs together ^
36:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1176179_4886904465082_1659289810_n.jpg
36:00 <devobyl> want a stiff rod? i hear there's one on King William Street.
36:00 <Excessive> and that's the inside of em
38:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1150256_4886903945069_1363770051_n.jpg
38:00 <Excessive> and that's wat they look like b4 puttin the backing panel on
41:00 <Excessive> if I turn that ^ shit up, I can go to the end of the buildin here and hear everyone's windows rattle
42:00 <Excessive> ugh ............. I wannah feel it ........... not jus hear it
45:00 <slinky_J> <devobyl> Want an Adelaide hooker that can cry during sex? There's one on King William Street.
45:00 <slinky_J> AHAHAHAHAHA
46:00 <slinky_J> I miss you Ben
46:00 <slinky_J> hahahaha
46:00 <slinky_J> class act.
46:00 <slinky_J> so fucken sunny, tryin to watch this movie.
49:00 <Excessive> and that cabinet that the decks r on has removable shelves and originally wasn't supposed to have the power amps in it, the power amps were in a rack mount, but I had no room fo the rack mount here, so I left the shelves out and ye hence y it is as it is atm, was thinkin abt buildin another where I can have everythin in it plus the TV to go in the middle etc
51:00 <Excessive> each of the stereo components had its own place on a shelf etc
51:00 <Excessive> now they're jus stack one on top of the other
51:00 <Excessive> +ed
56:00 <slinky_J> sick man
56:00 <slinky_J> in my place now i dont have the room
56:00 <slinky_J> sucks
57:00 <slinky_J> my first house, had the biggest loungeroom was dope
57:00 <slinky_J> 3 doorways into it lol
57:00 <slinky_J> lil place like this i have to think about the people upstairs n shit
57:00 <slinky_J> so we have an agreement, 12pm i cut sound out n put on headphones lol
58:00 <Excessive> ye this place here is small, but location is tops ........... fckn 2 mins to Crows Nest everythin
58:00 <Mew> do you hear them shuffling around upstairs?
59:00 <Excessive> if I was to do a full time job, then rent fo this place would be 400 bux a week
59:00 <Excessive> fo a 1 bedder
03:00 <Excessive> rah rah rah
03:00 <Excessive> everyone's complainin abt us
03:00 <Excessive> all then non elect can fckn cry all they want ............. we don't intend on listenin to em
05:00 <Excessive> no cunt took anythin to heart when I was complainin ............ fo 18 yrs
05:00 <Excessive> so fck em
07:00 <princesssofire> hello everyone!!!
11:00 <doctor> no royalty here mate
11:00 <Excessive> now we'll jus take to dismantlin every fckn thing and privatise the lot
13:00 <Excessive> not jus here ............ WORLDWIDE
14:00 <doctor> aint no sense in complainin'. if you can't be a shining example, at least be a terrible warning
15:00 <Ana_Ng> :)
15:00 <Excessive> ugh ............ I was made to fckn suffer cause others had more money
16:00 <Excessive> that's fo me bein in the wrong place and makin the wrong mob rich
16:00 <Excessive> and yes ............. before victory comes failure
17:00 <TheRon> 3 mins till 420
18:00 <BlackDevil> lets poo in the same toilet
18:00 <TheRon> lets not
19:00 <devobyl> only if i can look after
21:00 <TheRon> 420 
21:00 <Doodle> woooooooooooooooo
22:00 <Excessive> aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I know wat one like Loof feels like, since I was there where he is now ......... but I doubt that he'll ever work it out the way I did
22:00 <slinky_J> theronnie
22:00 <slinky_J> i posted u a pic earlier
22:00 <TheRon> really
22:00 <slinky_J> let me find huhuhu nice as ;)
22:00 <slinky_J> yea man!!
22:00 <TheRon> boobs?
22:00 <slinky_J> yep
22:00 <slinky_J> brb
22:00 <TheRon> everybody we're getting boobs
23:00 <slinky_J> aw cant see it
23:00 <slinky_J> i find again!
23:00 <TheRon> damn
24:00 <slinky_J> hmm fkn hell
24:00 <slinky_J> anyway
24:00 <slinky_J> I'll find another one lol!
24:00 <TheRon> you did your best
24:00 <slinky_J> now i got my net back
24:00 <slinky_J> cheers brosef
24:00 <BlackDevil> why not TheRon?
25:00 <slinky_J> she was okay loooking but it was the boobs i knew u'd like haha
25:00 <slinky_J> oh shit
25:00 <TheRon> everyone loves boobs
25:00 <slinky_J> BlackDevil
25:00 <slinky_J> didnt realise tagging this chick posted on her fb n she Liked it lolz
25:00 <BlackDevil> slinky_J
25:00 <slinky_J> yes Blackpenis.
25:00 <slinky_J> ;)
25:00 <TheRon> BBC
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> im not hyper anymore :(
26:00 <TheRon> mew likes the bbc
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> MAGAZINES WITH NATIVE BREASTS TheRon!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
26:00 <TheRon> ahh yes, the national geographic look
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Doodle> banana boobs
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon's wet dream https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/288952_10151599461897468_620915374_o.jpg
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaaaaaaaaaahahahahafaggot.
30:00 <TheRon> i made a quiche for tea, is that faggy at all?
30:00 <doctor> nah, thats cultured
30:00 <TheRon> nice
31:00 <devobyl> PandasDontDrive what was the thing i said that made you know its me?
32:00 <Excessive> hmmmm, I should eat somethin b4 drinkin ne mo
32:00 <devobyl> drinking is best on an empty stomach
32:00 <devobyl> unless you're driving
32:00 <Fez> Theron: breasts
32:00 <TheRon> for a while it is
33:00 <TheRon> boobs
33:00 <Excessive> well I've had 2 X bourbon n coke ........... now I'm hungreh
33:00 <devobyl> TITTIES
33:00 <Fez> :D
33:00 <TheRon> norgs
33:00 <devobyl> moobs
33:00 <TheRon> no
33:00 <TheRon> devobyl just has to go and wreck everythjing
34:00 <devobyl> hairy hairy moobs
34:00 <devobyl> dripping with man-sweat
34:00 <TheRon> i can't decide, cans or stubbies
34:00 <devobyl> mancans
35:00 <TheRon> devobyl you're the reason the ladies don't chat with us, so in poor taste
35:00 <devobyl> yes, ladies don't come on IRC, in 2014, because of ME
35:00 <devobyl> ahahahaha.
36:00 <TheRon> welll, yes!
36:00 <devobyl> all the ladies want to suck on my mancans but they can't cause i love cock
36:00 <TheRon> i meam talking about moobs all the time, it's not impressing anyone
37:00 <devobyl> all the time?
37:00 <TheRon> talking about boobs all the time, even the ladies appreciate good boobs
37:00 <TheRon> devobyl you do realise i'm kidding don't you
38:00 <devobyl> boobs are a useless apendage
38:00 <devobyl> if i didnt know any better i'd think they were massive uncontrolled cancer
38:00 <TheRon> yet we love them so much
40:00 <Excessive> ah nice ............. this thing is hashin like crazy ............ 78 PT every 5 or so mins
40:00 <devobyl> if straight men love boobs so much
40:00 <devobyl> why dont they get a boob-job?
40:00 <devobyl> then they can masturbate in two ways
40:00 <TheRon> don't pretend we don't consider it
40:00 <devobyl> lol
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucking hell
41:00 <devobyl> HAHA
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> some fkn places!!!!!!!!!!!!!
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> busy lines
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> hire more people fucker
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> I can help you hire people and decrease ur spending
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> WITH A GUN!
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> jokes
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup Ben?
41:00 <devobyl> PandasDontDrive what was the thing i said that made you know its me?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> about bec.
42:00 <devobyl> what, nobody else knows?
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> way you said it
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and if it were some kind've game
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> idc anyway
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
42:00 <devobyl> i could tell everyone here
42:00 <devobyl> but im not that mean or cruel
42:00 <devobyl> :)
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> I got a large dick, and I'll shove it up a wolfs ass and eat it.
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> aha :P
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love this movie
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> what area u in?
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> im in Hindmarsh
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> buying my own place nxt yr
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> like a unit or town house..
43:00 <devobyl> i live in the city
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh in in the city
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> im ten mins out
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> drive
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Fido wants to go home!" *tosses wolf head out* :/
44:00 <TheRon> the grey?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah lol
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaa
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> love it
45:00 <TheRon> how many times now???
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> the ending rules
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> 5th
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2nd time sober
45:00 <TheRon> save some for another time
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> 1st sober, 3 times drinking so I wouldnt remember
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> so sober now watching.
46:00 <TheRon> i watched the princess bride whilst drunk, i have no clue what happens in it
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's just a great cross between flight of the phoenix and the edge.
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn classic
46:00 <FredFlinstone> arvoze sluts and whores
46:00 <TheRon> i may have had headphones on listening to tunes
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> man you should see My Sweet Pepperland
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> middle eastern movie in vein of john wayne movies
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> gateway into foreign films!
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> seeing it sunday or monday
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> was gonna today then mum had to say she wants to see it ffs.
47:00 <TheRon> might watch mongol one day
47:00 <FredFlinstone> you going tom night TheRon ?
47:00 <TheRon> no
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> MONGOL i have that
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> saw it at cinemas
48:00 <FredFlinstone> scared?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> have it on bluray
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> man it fucken rules TheRon!!!!
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> so deep
48:00 <TheRon> i find carlton supporters such douchebags, no offence
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> dramatic and the action OWNS
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> OWNS
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> before he becomes Khan
48:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz they are in every team
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> u will love it ron
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> but
49:00 <FredFlinstone> if you thought like that you would never go to a game
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> make sure u have a bray rip bro
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> worth it that as bray rip.
49:00 <FredFlinstone> I have cum across shome shit geebangers
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll get ya into foreign films yet bro
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> good ones
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> get ya see sth korean trilogy, revenge tril, not just old boy
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Sympathy For Mr Vengeange, Old Boy, Sympathy for Mrs Vengeange
50:00 <TheRon> south korean tit flicks??
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> A Bitter Sweet Life
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk tit
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> sth koreans make the best revenge movies
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> u want action asian
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> u go Hong Kong
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Infernal Affairs 1 2 3 etc.
51:00 <TheRon> beer?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bourbon
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hog 3
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> wickied stuff.
52:00 <TheRon> who else plays this weekend??
52:00 <TheRon> back to normal footy this weekend
53:00 <FredFlinstone> might go watch Sorrento play Rye this weekend
53:00 <FredFlinstone> some local footy
53:00 <TheRon> sneak in some cans
54:00 <FredFlinstone> no lol
54:00 <TheRon> i don't like paying for beer at the local footy
54:00 <devobyl> VFL
54:00 <TheRon> sit in the car and sink cans
54:00 <devobyl> bahahahaha
54:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont drink and drive thank you
54:00 <TheRon> yeah you should get on a bus
55:00 <FredFlinstone> good shit its at Sorrento on Saturdy
55:00 <FredFlinstone> walk there
55:00 <FredFlinstone> not far
55:00 <TheRon> BYO
55:00 <FredFlinstone> only trouble is horses are n too
55:00 <FredFlinstone> damn
55:00 <FredFlinstone> Stradbroke 
55:00 <FredFlinstone> at Doombedenzers
55:00 <TheRon> radio
56:00 <FredFlinstone> they are on 7Two
56:00 <FredFlinstone> its good to watch
56:00 <FredFlinstone> and drink
56:00 <FredFlinstone> and eat
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz
56:00 <FredFlinstone> and pass out
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> chattin up a chick
56:00 <TheRon> u sure she's a chick??
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh damn, i finished my cig!
57:00 <FredFlinstone> and hopefully bck a winner or three
57:00 <TheRon> cause this one time i........
57:00 <FredFlinstone> havent had a decent win for yonks
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> well, yes TheRon, I have spit-roasted her with a mate before
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> n fucked her twice here
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> we're just friends that root.
57:00 <TheRon> classy, so she's up for it
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> anything but anal
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> n id love to fuck her ass
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
58:00 <TheRon> can't have everything
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> brb
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> msgd me
00:00 <TheRon> can i just say there's some classy chicks in adelaide
01:00 <FredFlinstone> only trouble down here I cant watch the tennis :(
01:00 <TheRon> the pub?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> hah
01:00 <FredFlinstone> tenis doesnt start till 10
01:00 <FredFlinstone> as if they stay open for that
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I hope the final is on free to air
02:00 <TheRon> it won't be
02:00 <TheRon> fox has the rights
02:00 <FredFlinstone> chunters
03:00 <FredFlinstone> looks like I will need to get pissed instead
03:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
03:00 <TheRon> whats a man to do
03:00 <FredFlinstone> and then I wont feel the cold so much
03:00 <TheRon> what cold
03:00 <FredFlinstone> in this house
03:00 <FredFlinstone> its a tad cold
03:00 <FredFlinstone> no insulation
03:00 <FredFlinstone> heater needs to be on full
04:00 <TheRon> fire?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> and it gets noisy
04:00 <FredFlinstone> no fireplace here
04:00 <devobyl> just put trackies, hoodie and thick socks on....?
04:00 <TheRon> a half barrel?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
04:00 <FredFlinstone> in the lounge?
04:00 <devobyl> i do and i am.
04:00 <FredFlinstone> nah a bottle of red is better
04:00 <devobyl> dont need no heater.
04:00 <devobyl> easy to get warm in winter
04:00 <devobyl> its getting cool in summer thats hard.
05:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont really get cold
05:00 <FredFlinstone> but this place is colder than outside
05:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahhahaa
05:00 <TheRon> my shorts are like trakkie daks to me
05:00 <devobyl> hmm should get a bottle of red out the wine fridge for curry tonight
05:00 <Fez> Flesh mountains
05:00 <FredFlinstone> went for a walk today with trackies on 
05:00 <FredFlinstone> got so friggin hot
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> a bottle of red
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk yes
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate
07:00 <TheRon> a bottle of white?
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> works at Wolf Blass
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> get free red labels
07:00 <FredFlinstone> red is better
07:00 <TheRon> all depends upon your appetite
07:00 <FredFlinstone> ewww red label is piss
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum got me into wine last yr
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> good wines.
07:00 <devobyl> wolf blass is terrible
07:00 <devobyl> any corporation wine is
07:00 <FredFlinstone> they used to be better until they were taken over
07:00 <devobyl> apart from penfolds
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> thouogh still my best friend, his family grow grapes, given to winerys.
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> so
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno the deal devobyl
08:00 <devobyl> just pulled out a torbreck from the wine fridge
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> even a clean skin can be a 20 dollar bottle
08:00 <FredFlinstone> yes lots of wineries get their grapes in
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> just they had too much left over.
08:00 <FredFlinstone> 20 for a clean skin fuck off
08:00 <devobyl> grapes are grapes a lot of the time
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 clean skins for that
08:00 <devobyl> its what you do with them.
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
08:00 <FredFlinstone> too fuckin dear
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> like in my ass.
08:00 <FredFlinstone> oh please
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> n pump that dick in
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> mush those grapes
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
09:00 <FredFlinstone> bend over and feel it
09:00 <Doodle> lol butt wine
09:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll pour you a nice vintage after a week
09:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwww
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Doodle lol
09:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Cheap-Butt Wine
09:00 <FredFlinstone> shit taste
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> LMAO
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
09:00 <FredFlinstone> chateay shit
09:00 <FredFlinstone> chateau
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> A Shit taste with a hint of Nut."
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahaha
09:00 <Doodle> lol
09:00 <TheRon> wot wot in the butt
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Shittarnay"
09:00 <FredFlinstone> with lots of sediment
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> woot woot
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> De-butte
10:00 <TheRon> chateau ver de floor
10:00 <FredFlinstone> Pooriffic
10:00 <FredFlinstone> brut butt
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck TPG
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate from way back says Internode.
13:00 <simba> theyre both good
13:00 <simba> but tpg i think is cheaper at least the 200gb deal 
13:00 <simba> check their prices
13:00 <Excessive> "opt"
13:00 <Excessive> us
14:00 <simba> opa
15:00 <devobyl> cheapest is not best
15:00 <devobyl> TPG have a shit network
15:00 <devobyl> i'm with adam, 200gb adsl2+ for $60. good compromise between plan and network.
16:00 <devobyl> (naked adsl2+)
16:00 <TheRon> better boobs?
16:00 <simba> i just got away from adam but not naked
17:00 <TheRon> 420?
17:00 <Fez> Boobs?
17:00 <Fez> Where
17:00 <TheRon> port adelaide losing this week??
18:00 <simba> in your dreams
18:00 <simba> r geelong gonna bounce back,,,,
18:00 <TheRon> well yes but are they
18:00 <TheRon> oh yes
18:00 <simba> we got saints and carlton neither should have a chance
19:00 <TheRon> richo came from port didn't he?
19:00 <TheRon> i just realised captain jack is heroin
20:00 <simba> richo yea
20:00 <TheRon> he should have some tricks
21:00 <simba> saturday late arvo!!!! good 1 afl
21:00 <Excessive> hmmmm, I've had liek 4 hrs sleep last nite, been up since 7 am n now mah eyes r kindah itchy/tired ........... I mite pill out n crash soon-ish
21:00 <TheRon> the 4.40 on fox?
22:00 <TheRon> i think no matter who wins i think we're all playing second fiddle to sydney
23:00 <TheRon> the premiership the swans bought
23:00 <FredFlinstone> just cos geelong got bashed by them lol
23:00 <FredFlinstone> poor baby
23:00 <TheRon> to be the best you have to beat the best
24:00 <devobyl> i'm the best
24:00 <FredFlinstone> on that ground?
24:00 <devobyl> beat me. hard.
24:00 <FredFlinstone> come on
24:00 <FredFlinstone> get real
24:00 <FredFlinstone> yes and Hawthorn are the best!
24:00 <FredFlinstone> not Geelong
24:00 <TheRon> but geelong beat hawthorn
24:00 <FredFlinstone> so?
24:00 <FredFlinstone> who won the premiership?
25:00 <TheRon> hawthorn can't be the best because they didn't beat the best
25:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg
25:00 <FredFlinstone> get over yourslef
25:00 <TheRon> what? :)
25:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought Collinghsit were arrogant
25:00 <FredFlinstone> not after hearing that
26:00 <FredFlinstone> anyway my cousin is cooking me dinner tonight :)
26:00 <TheRon> she can cook?
26:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh
27:00 <FredFlinstone> one meal I dont need to worry about down here
27:00 <TheRon> lucky guess, it could've been a he
27:00 <FredFlinstone> we are having steak
27:00 <TheRon> mid rare?
27:00 <FredFlinstone> it could have
27:00 <FredFlinstone> I like rare
27:00 <FredFlinstone> but I dunno if she will ask me that
27:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
27:00 <TheRon> hot pan, 2 mins on each side?
27:00 <FredFlinstone> depends on the cut I suppose
27:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
27:00 <FredFlinstone> blue
28:00 <FredFlinstone> with a red
28:00 <FredFlinstone> of course
28:00 <TheRon> i never let other people cook my steak
28:00 <devobyl> how thick is the steak
28:00 <FredFlinstone> no idea
28:00 <TheRon> they tend to fuck it up
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I am not cooking it
28:00 <devobyl> give centimetres
28:00 <devobyl> thickness determines cooking time
28:00 <FredFlinstone> not with me
28:00 <devobyl> 1 inch thick, want rare, do 2 min 30 secs
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I would eat it raw
28:00 <devobyl> medium, 3 min 30 secs
28:00 <devobyl> (each side)
28:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck off
28:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont need to time it
29:00 <TheRon> you should be doing by feel
29:00 <devobyl> i set my phone timer every time i do steak
29:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont friggin care
29:00 <FredFlinstone> I know when its right for me
29:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin raw
29:00 <TheRon> chin nose and forehead
29:00 <FredFlinstone> rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
30:00 <devobyl> mmmmm e-coli
30:00 <FredFlinstone> same as my salmon steaks
30:00 <devobyl> so yum.
30:00 <FredFlinstone> half half
30:00 <TheRon> chin rare, nose med forehead well done
30:00 <FredFlinstone> hey I am not dead yet
30:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin old
30:00 <FredFlinstone> I will die happy
30:00 <FredFlinstone> e coli fuck off
30:00 <FredFlinstone> as if
30:00 <TheRon> if you really wanna risk it, have vietnamese spring roll
31:00 <FredFlinstone> no thanks
31:00 <FredFlinstone> had those in work everyone was too scared to eat them
31:00 <devobyl> Undercooked meat may contain e. coli, listeria, salmonella, and other bacteria.
31:00 <FredFlinstone> yes i have it all
31:00 <FredFlinstone> never been healthier
31:00 <FredFlinstone> just name it I have it
32:00 <FredFlinstone> nd I eat raw pussy too
32:00 <TheRon> not if it's tuna
32:00 <devobyl> Eating rare steak during pregnancy can lead to a miscarriage or stillbirth.
32:00 <FredFlinstone> I am not pregnant
32:00 <FredFlinstone> ffs
32:00 <devobyl> lol
32:00 <TheRon> devobyl stop being beehhh
32:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
32:00 <FredFlinstone> stfu
32:00 <FredFlinstone> or Ana_Ng 
33:00 <devobyl> whats a beehhh?
33:00 <FredFlinstone> anothe fuckin know it all
33:00 <devobyl> for the record i like my steak medium-rare
33:00 <devobyl> but i'm sure nobody cares
33:00 <devobyl> :P
33:00 <TheRon> i;m a med rare
34:00 <partay> wheres pictard ?
34:00 <TheRon> do you have pepper sauce?
34:00 <FredFlinstone> no
34:00 <devobyl> MUSHROOM SAUCE
34:00 <devobyl> YUM
34:00 <FredFlinstone> I like the taste of the meat
34:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
34:00 <FredFlinstone> not the friggin sauce
34:00 <TheRon> garlic butter?
34:00 <FredFlinstone> nothing
34:00 <partay> FredFlinstone you on your meds today
34:00 <TheRon> i season the shit out of my steak
34:00 <FredFlinstone> doenst need it if its nice meat
35:00 <FredFlinstone> partay get fucked
35:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
35:00 <FredFlinstone> go get a partay
35:00 <partay> hahahaha
35:00 <FredFlinstone> on your own
35:00 <partay> im with TheRon.. med rare 
35:00 <FredFlinstone> good for you
35:00 <TheRon> i've had many wives, some even my own
36:00 <FredFlinstone> are you going to go out with him?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> woot
36:00 <partay> fred its ok it wont happen overnight but it will happen 
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
36:00 <FredFlinstone> during the day ey?
36:00 <TheRon> so got the games and shit lined up??
36:00 <FredFlinstone> day gay sex
36:00 <partay> but for the moment yes youll stayt a retard
36:00 <TheRon> trivial pursuit, scrabble??
37:00 <FredFlinstone> ooooooeeerrrrr
37:00 <TheRon> playing kingz while there?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> who are yuo talking to TheRon ?
37:00 <TheRon> you
37:00 <FredFlinstone> oh lol
37:00 <FredFlinstone> no games
38:00 <TheRon> thats sacrelige
38:00 <FredFlinstone> n=be reading rest of Potning
38:00 <FredFlinstone> Ponting
38:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
38:00 <TheRon> nice
38:00 <FredFlinstone> wife used to do the jig saws
38:00 <TheRon> and then some warrick todd??
38:00 <FredFlinstone> I dont mind cards sometimes
38:00 <FredFlinstone> what?
38:00 <FredFlinstone> wtf is that
38:00 <Serenity> jig saws
38:00 <Serenity> lol
38:00 <TheRon> the cricket book by tom gleisner
38:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
38:00 <TheRon> it's a good read
38:00 <FredFlinstone> fark gonna take me long enough with this book
39:00 <TheRon> funny stuff
39:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought Jobs was long
39:00 <TheRon> has kerry o'keefe put a book out yet
39:00 <FredFlinstone> this is hugeeee
39:00 <FredFlinstone> no idea that would be funny as
39:00 <FredFlinstone> or a video
39:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
40:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no hes back
41:00 <FredFlinstone> I suppose I should get dressed soon
41:00 <TheRon> you mean you're not wearing pants?
41:00 <FredFlinstone> bloody hungry
41:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
42:00 <FredFlinstone> just had a shower
42:00 <FredFlinstone> cant go there with a smelly arse crack can I now?
42:00 <TheRon> i dunno, this would be the weekend to be a total slob
42:00 <FredFlinstone> most days I am
43:00 <FredFlinstone> need to be presentable
43:00 <FredFlinstone> sometimes
43:00 <FredFlinstone> this bitch is dumb as 
43:00 <FredFlinstone> omfg she got it
43:00 <TheRon> you watching hot seat?
43:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
43:00 <FredFlinstone> as if didnt know Carmen ffs
43:00 <TheRon> sandiego?
44:00 <TheRon> or the play?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I was thinking NZ
44:00 <FredFlinstone> never heard of that not really a skier
45:00 <FredFlinstone> Nippon
45:00 <FredFlinstone> well there you go
45:00 <TheRon> japan
45:00 <FredFlinstone> you learn something every day
48:00 <FredFlinstone> oh thanks
48:00 <TheRon> nah
48:00 <FredFlinstone> how caring
48:00 <devobyl> unless its steak tartare.
48:00 <FredFlinstone> yummo
48:00 <devobyl> then raw is ok
49:00 <FredFlinstone> hah!
49:00 <TheRon> and steak tartare won't make you crook?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> bull shitter
49:00 <FredFlinstone> double standards
49:00 <devobyl> no, steak tartare, properly done, won't make you crook
49:00 <FredFlinstone> still rw
49:00 <FredFlinstone> raw
50:00 <TheRon> sharapova got this in the bag?
50:00 <devobyl> steak tartare still isnt recommended for pregnancy.
50:00 <FredFlinstone> I hope not
50:00 <FredFlinstone> i hate that bitch
51:00 <TheRon> raffa in the mens?
51:00 <FredFlinstone> joker I think
52:00 <TheRon> i think us open, federer will call it a day
52:00 <FredFlinstone> I hope so
52:00 <partay> FredFlinstone breathe dude breathe 
52:00 <FredFlinstone> he has done enough
52:00 <TheRon> for his legacy
52:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
53:00 <devobyl> raw steak can contain e-coli.
53:00 <TheRon> hewit's last season too
53:00 <FredFlinstone> omg how many times?
53:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck yes
53:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUpBSvN1a50
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Animals - We've Gotta Get Out Of This Place (1965) slideshow (Jul 2, 2009) 3:31 - Category: Music - 2,113,347 - 8,128 likes (99.2%), 64 dislikes (0.8%)
53:00 <FredFlinstone> was his last 5 ago
53:00 <TheRon> i know
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
53:00 <FredFlinstone> cant play like that for long
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> why wont this ftp work
53:00 <omfgbbqhax> grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
54:00 <TheRon> partay out of respect that should've been the angels
54:00 <FredFlinstone> wrong addy?
54:00 <ShadowLurker> cos ftp
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> old xbox
54:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
54:00 <partay> touche
54:00 <FredFlinstone> I am off 
54:00 <FredFlinstone> cya laters
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmm
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> this is pissing me off
54:00 <TheRon> miley?
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah tomorrow
55:00 <ShadowLurker> not working is quite a broad term to
55:00 <ShadowLurker> tho
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> xbox wont let me rest original ip settings and when i set my own ip there is an error
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> grrrrrrrrrrrrrr
55:00 <TheRon> i'm back in the ussr
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i just plugged the hdd into the pc and wont rfat32nise it prob cause itecog
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> oooops
56:00 <ShadowLurker> original xbox? evox chip? xecuter chip?
56:00 <TheRon> i have no idea what you just said
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> evox
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> 2.7 running
56:00 <Fez> You guys seen kates bum yet?
56:00 <ShadowLurker> what dashboard
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> ummm
57:00 <TheRon> kate?
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> i dont remember
57:00 <Fez> The royal
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> hang on i will putt hdd back in xbox
57:00 <TheRon> we all have
57:00 <Fez> Oh
58:00 <Fez> Goos
58:00 <Fez> Good
58:00 <TheRon> her boobs?
58:00 <ShadowLurker> what install disk did you use
58:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjSbIPsgNhs
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cyanide and Happiness - Pharmacy (Date not found) 1:22 - Category: Comedy - 301+ views - 11,315 likes (97.3%), 311 dislikes (2.7%)
58:00 <TheRiddler> omg hilarious
58:00 <Fez> Nah
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> ShadowLurker i did this like 8 years ago
59:00 <TheRon> i made short crust pastry today it's easy as
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> just trying to install coinops5 for my arcade machine
59:00 <omfgbbqhax> avalaunch 
00:00 <ShadowLurker> ah
00:00 <ShadowLurker> i never liked avalaunch
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> v.0.49.3
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> i think i might download a new one
00:00 <TheRon> i like the avalanches
00:00 <omfgbbqhax> and re-install
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> xbox is softmodded
01:00 <ShadowLurker> evox dashboard was the best from the ones ive tried
01:00 <ShadowLurker> get slayers install disk
01:00 <ShadowLurker> check with xbins it should still be there
01:00 <TheRon> all this tech talk is making all the chicks randy
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah i used slayers but like i aid this was years ago
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> trying to find torrent
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> for latest
03:00 <TheRon> boobs fez
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> cock
03:00 <Fez> That should be my nick
03:00 <TheRon> boobs?
03:00 <Skirmish> cock
03:00 <Fez> Boobsfez
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> ShadowLurker i can only find slayers 2.7 which is running now
04:00 <Skirmish> FezluvsCock
04:00 <TheRon> like the star wars character?
04:00 <Fez> I like my cock
04:00 <Fez> Boobs*
04:00 <TheRon> fez i wanna die in a motorboat accident
04:00 <Skirmish> Fez is a rooster.  He starts the day by loudly proclaiming ANY-COCK-L-DO
04:00 <ShadowLurker> boot the disk it should have an ftp server built in
05:00 <ShadowLurker> then alter the config file with your new ip
05:00 <ShadowLurker> fixed
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will download again and try
05:00 <Fez> Wow
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> been a long time since i have mucked around with xbox's
05:00 <Fez> Skirmish reach a new level of lame
05:00 <Fez> Lol theron... best way to die
06:00 <Skirmish> I think you guys prove on a daily basis that the lame title is yours and well deserving. 
06:00 <TheRon> Skirmish jus doesnt like boobs
06:00 <Fez> Its rather obvious he doesnt
07:00 <Fez> Even gay men like boobs...
07:00 <Skirmish> I love boobs.  I’ve been enjoying irc boobs since before you could type on a keyboard. 
07:00 <TheRon> sad really, how can anybody not like boobs
07:00 <Fez> Wtf is wrong with u skirmish
07:00 <Fez> Youre hoe old?
07:00 <Skirmish> There is a good chance if your mother used irc, I am your real father fez. 
07:00 <Picard> helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
07:00 <Fez> How
08:00 <Fez> Uhuh..
08:00 <Fez> U got a beard skirmish?
08:00 <Skirmish> No.  
09:00 <Fez> Well then
09:00 <Fez> Youd be a mother...
09:00 <[Maverick]> Hahaha
09:00 <Picard> golly gosh
09:00 <Fez> Mav knows
10:00 <Skirmish> According to wiki, I have a french cut. 
10:00 <Fez> French things are rather homosexual
11:00 <Skirmish> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Facial_hair
11:00 <TheRon> minge?
11:00 <Skirmish> French things are considered the most romantic and sexual things a woman can have in her life. 
11:00 <Fez> Snails.
12:00 <Skirmish> Have you been molested by a homosexual french man or something in your youth Fez? 
12:00 <Skirmish> Why the hatred of them? 
12:00 <Fez> No u didnt molest me skirmish
12:00 <Skirmish> Hello Nikky` :) 
12:00 <TheRon> good day nikky`
12:00 <[Maverick]> French have.never won a war
12:00 <Nikky`> Hey Skirmish :o)
12:00 <Nikky`> Evening TheRon :o)
12:00 <Fez> Go eat a snail
12:00 <Skirmish> I was too busy being balls deep in your mother to even notice you Fez. 
12:00 <Fez> U dont have balls
13:00 <TheRon> Skirmish please there's a lady present
13:00 <Fez> Why lie?
13:00 <Fez> Anyways
13:00 <Nikky`> I would like to announce that....... I am now on a 4 day weekend
14:00 <Fez> Well done
15:00 <Fez> Well deserved too
15:00 <TheRon> you get fired?
15:00 <Nikky`> Damn straight
15:00 <Nikky`> Yes, I got fired but I have to return back on Fri
15:00 <Fez> Nikky didnt say a permanent holiday
15:00 <Nikky`> oops
15:00 <Nikky`> Tues
16:00 <TheRon> if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on monday
16:00 <Skirmish> [Maverick]: I believe if you look at the ending only you can say that France won the 100 years war with england. 
16:00 <TheRon> woo hoo 4 day weekend
16:00 <Skirmish> Only because a mental chick that heard voices saved them though. 
16:00 <Picard> i see this place hasnt changed
17:00 <Nikky`> Yeah, gotta love long weekends
17:00 <TheRon> big plans?
17:00 <Skirmish> Picard: When are you ever away from this place long enough to claim that you could even notice a change? 
17:00 <Nikky`> Well, right now I be at the mothers till Sat arvo
17:00 <TheRon> sinking cans at the local footy?
18:00 <Picard> Skirmish i havnt been here for a week lad
18:00 <TheRon> watching the footy with mum?
18:00 <Skirmish> Couldn’t make bail?
18:00 <Nikky`> No, she doesn't do footy
19:00 <TheRon> that seems wrong
19:00 <Picard> i cant talk about where i have been, sorry
20:00 <TheRon> i might take my bros kids out somewhere
20:00 <Nikky`> ten pin bowling
20:00 <TheRon> 3 month, 3 and 5, what do you think
21:00 <Nikky`> You can roll down the 3 month with bumper bowling
21:00 <TheRon> he'd love that
22:00 <Fez> Roll the 3mth old down...
22:00 <Fez> Cruel
22:00 <Nikky`> Not if you get a strike
22:00 <Fez> Lol
22:00 <TheRon> they can't ween my nephew off the breast, he's so my godson
22:00 <Fez> Milky breasts.
23:00 <Nikky`> He gets more tit than you
23:00 <TheRon> well yes
23:00 <Fez> Hows that make u feel ron
24:00 <TheRon> at the moment i'd fall into a barrel full of nipples and come up sucking my thumb
25:00 <Nikky`> lol
25:00 <Nikky`> Mum got a new dog and she was all, he will take awhile to get used to it.. he can't stop jumping n trying to lick me
25:00 <Nikky`> I'm so loved by all
26:00 <TheRon> yes you are
26:00 <Nikky`> Thank you for confirming it
26:00 <TheRon> no worries
27:00 <TheRon> damn it i haven't got a smartarse retort
27:00 <Nikky`> Amazing
28:00 <TheRon> i know
29:00 <TheRon> i made quiche nikky` i'm so domesticated
29:00 <Nikky`> Mum is making silverside n mashed spuds
29:00 <TheRon> i hate silverside
30:00 <TheRon> sorry
30:00 <TheRon> i think it's the vinegar
32:00 <Skirmish> It’s Doodle all the ladies want TheRon.  Trying to seduce Nikky` will get you no where. 
32:00 <TheRon> i'm just a friendly guy
33:00 <Skirmish> I wanted to warn you before you got a broken heart is all. 
33:00 <Skirmish> Doodle has all the ladies on irc wrapped around his … you get the picture. 
33:00 <Nikky`> lol 
33:00 <Nikky`> Naww
33:00 <TheRon> nikky` like's a six pack so i have no chance, i know that
34:00 <Nikky`> I do not
34:00 <Nikky`> That is a lie
34:00 <TheRon> a keg?
35:00 <Skirmish> She wants an 8 pack. 
35:00 <TheRon> don't we all
35:00 <Nikky`> lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh fuck off Picard
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> loser
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha best thing happened then
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> robbed two kids
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> broke into neighbours cart
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> car*
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> so hilarious in the end, oi Picard grow up mate stop pming me about my kid and my mum bro you weak cunny
36:00 <Skirmish> It’s ironic that you call picard a loser and then make up a story that cannot be believed. 
36:00 <Skirmish> 2 kids would smash you.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> me?
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> have u seen me?
36:00 <Skirmish> You.
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> k bro
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> have your fantasy
37:00 <Skirmish> You pick on kids. You can’t be much chop.
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i took six-hundred and sixty seven dollars off two kids broke into my neighbours car, as I was walking home
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> Skirmish don't be such a pussy, or call yourself Picard.
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> we have a tight-knit community goin' here dude.
38:00 <Skirmish> LOL 
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hey Andy
38:00 <Skirmish> Yeah because people leave 6 hundred dollars in their car. 
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> you can say what you like about my mum and my kid
38:00 <Nikky`> Why would one be proud of robbing kids?
38:00 <simba> 18:08:08 <PandasDontDrive> we have a tight-knit community goin' here dude
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> but at least my mother didnt go spend money on manwhores when I was a kid.
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> we do jonno
39:00 <TheRon> it's like taking candy from a baby
39:00 <stebie> there's never an op around when you need one
39:00 <stebie> tsk
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i know most my neighbours now bro
39:00 <Skirmish> He robs kids because he’s soft. No way 2 kids had 6 hundred bucks on them. It’s pure fairytale. 
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt rob the kids
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> i took the cash they stole off them
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> and gave it back to my neighbour
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> jesus.
39:00 <TheRon> these damn kids
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> next time ill write it so u understand
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ey ron
40:00 <simba> oh i thought you were talking about irc
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill still find u a nice pic later kk.
40:00 <Nikky`> I think that might be best
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol nah simba
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> went for a walk bro
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> came back n saw that shit lol
40:00 <Skirmish> Why did your neighbour have 600 bucks in their car? 
40:00 <TheRon> to pay for their stash?
40:00 <simba> crazy shit happens in the sims 3
41:00 <Skirmish> simba: ROFL
41:00 <Skirmish> Ah I see now. He’s robbing kids in video games. 
41:00 <Skirmish> I knew 2 kids would smash him in real life.
41:00 <TheRon> is that on the new gta?
41:00 <simba> the sims sonsssss
42:00 <stebie> nah, watchdogs
42:00 <Picard> PandasDontDrive what a fucking hero u are
42:00 <Nikky`> stebie <33
42:00 <stebie> Nikky` <3
42:00 <Picard> stealing of kids and breaking into cars
42:00 <stebie> how's you?
42:00 <Picard> you low life dog cunt
42:00 <Serenity> sterber
42:00 <Picard> off*
42:00 <TheRon> a long weekend might require 2 slabs
42:00 <stebie> calm down Picard, i think others have already made that point
43:00 <Picard> makes me sick he is proud of this
43:00 <TheRon> Serenity you get to watch the footy tomorrow night??
43:00 <Serenity> havent checked tbh
43:00 <Serenity> let me look
43:00 <TheRon> you usually get fri nights?
43:00 <Serenity> sometimes just depends who
43:00 <stebie> maybe he should've called the local sheriff
43:00 <Serenity> and yes we get it at 5pm
43:00 <TheRon> that sucks
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> you were gone
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> and we loved it.
44:00 <TheRon> it's a 7.50 game
44:00 <Serenity> well they have all that pre football shit
44:00 <Skirmish> We’d all love it more if you were gone PandasDontDrive.  Between threatening to rape and kill mews kid and now confessing to robbing kids in the street I think you need to be locked up.
44:00 <TheRon> we only get 20 mins of that
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> i cant believe, for a month, you have been flooding me about how ashamed my mother is of me and how my dad died of shame. Andy.
44:00 <Serenity> boring ex football players giving their opinion on the game
44:00 <Picard> pandis i heard you still obsessed about me even when im not here
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> Andy
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> why?
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> my dad is dead..
44:00 <Picard> Skirmish im not one to agree with you often but this time i do
45:00 <TheRon> could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear mummy dear
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> so ashamed she is helping me publish something, so ashamed she will be around tomorrow to watch a show, last 2 weeks we've hung out and watched
45:00 <Picard> pandis is ranting, why are u telling me your dad is dead?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> and my father, Andy
45:00 <Skirmish> On a side note. The side mirrors on my new car fold in when I lock it and fold out automatically when I unlock it. 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> that died of a tumor
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> how was he ashamed
45:00 <Picard> good god, he has lost it 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> he was a war veteran
45:00 <Serenity> smoke me a kipper ill be back for breakfast
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf r u dude?
45:00 <Picard> Skirmish what did u buy?
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf r u Picard
46:00 <Skirmish> GSR Lancer.
46:00 <Picard> ok
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> u go vietnam like my dad?
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah boy
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur a fucking pussy
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> sell air con n shit
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn ur a salesman bro
46:00 <Picard> stebie can you do something about this muppet abusing me
46:00 <Skirmish> You rob kids. Watch where you’re throwing those stones panda. 
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lowest form of man.
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard he knows all about it
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm bringing it in here
47:00 <Skirmish> What unit did he serve in Panda? 
47:00 <Picard> what are you ranting about?
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> because you dont' have the balls to and you go in other chans I'm in and abuse me there too.
47:00 <TheRon> PandasDontDrive that chick you were chatting up, does she play strip poker?
47:00 <Picard> lol Skirmish, u are about to 0wn him'
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm balls deep in your arse bro.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> You're on silence, is why I can't see you flooding me.
48:00 <Picard> thats kinda gay u know>
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop pretending you fat faggot.
48:00 <Picard> ?
48:00 <Skirmish> Wildy googling Australian units that went to vietnam now I bet. 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> own up, be a man ANdy
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <Picard> pandis shut the fuck up
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Andy, be a man Andy.
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Andrew
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> be a man.
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> say it here
48:00 <Skirmish> Don’t you get zlined for displaying peoples private info? 
48:00 <stebie> no, don't say it here
48:00 <stebie> keep your shit in pm
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> stebie
48:00 <Skirmish> If he wanted people to know his real name he would make it his nick.
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> im sick of it in pm
48:00 <Picard> im not saying anything
48:00 <stebie> yes
48:00 <stebie> PandasDontDrive
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> is what i am saying stebie
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont want him to say it here
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> im saying stop.
49:00 <stebie> good, stop it everywhere
49:00 <stebie> peace be to all
49:00 <stebie> now MOVE ON
49:00 <Picard> lol 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> peace be the goat
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> amen
49:00 <stebie> team america... fuck yeah!
49:00 <Picard> fuck america
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
50:00 <stebie> :<
50:00 <Picard> cunts
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway
50:00 <stebie> but they have the world police
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mate dropped off my fav whiskey
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> u want a glass stebie?
50:00 <TheRon> in this world there are dicks pussies and arseholes
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> Buffalo Trace
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> cost like sixteen dollars a glass in the city
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> for a double
51:00 <TheRon> quality?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> or 18 down glenelg, want one?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> wicked quality TheRiddler
51:00 <Picard> thats fuck all, johhny cost $18 a double
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> johnny is shit
51:00 <Skirmish> How does stebie’s ass taste panda?  You want to stop now before your entire head enters him? 
51:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> Buffalo is nice quality American 
52:00 <TheRon> i used to watch the bill, they downed single malt like it was cordial
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck do you know about anything Picard
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> Andy
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> you vote, and you think you have the say on/about politics
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> little, does ya idiot arse know, you are the government
52:00 <Picard> lmfao $16 for scotch and this cunt thinks its top shelf
52:00 <Picard> try a 12yo glenfidich u moron
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> guy like you Picard, just saying, guy like you. Likes to vote, then bitch.
53:00 <stebie> Skirmish, leave my ass out of it.
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> But do you go to your counsel, complain, say "hey, we will pitch in to fix this road!"
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
53:00 <TheRon> and i guess thats why they call it the blues
53:00 <stebie> i don't go that way
53:00 <ShadowLurker> are you sure
53:00 <stebie> if it was to ever happen, i wouldn't be willing
54:00 <Serenity> suuuure stebie
54:00 <ShadowLurker> thats right ;}
54:00 <TheRon> what is it with irc and the arse??
54:00 <Serenity> stebie knows the game
54:00 <Skirmish> stebie: I wanted to but panda was tongue punching it so vigorously.
54:00 <stebie> ShadowLurker, yes, i'd have to be bound and/or drugged
54:00 <ZeroDistance> You're happy you can buy a new car
54:00 <stebie> Skirmish, i'm glad this is all virtual
54:00 <ShadowLurker> as long as you say no im good
54:00 <Serenity> hahahaha
54:00 <ZeroDistance> let everyone else do the work, whilst you complain on irc Andy
55:00 <ZeroDistance> You're the stupidest person, anybody on irc, has ever talked to! Picard.
55:00 <Skirmish> I am sure you wouldn’t give him the chance to do it in person. 
55:00 <ZeroDistance> The End.
55:00 <ZeroDistance> soz stebie :P
55:00 <stebie> and there better be a safeword, just in case
55:00 <stebie> but i'd still not be willing
55:00 <stebie> take note
55:00 <ShadowLurker> its "no"
55:00 <stebie> or "getyourtongueoutofmybuttyousickfreak"
55:00 <Picard> this cunt really has lost it tonight
56:00 <TheRon> i watch the voice and say 'it's a no from me"
56:00 <stebie> TheRon, but they never listen
56:00 <TheRon> nope
56:00 <TheRon> they know nothing
57:00 <Picard> ;loooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
57:00 <TheRon> wtf
57:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
58:00 <ZeroDistance> [18:27] <Picard> changing nics wont help u, jennifer stil hates u cunt
58:00 <ZeroDistance> that right Andy
58:00 <Picard> woooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wtf man
58:00 <ZeroDistance> had to change nicks, got dc
58:00 <ZeroDistance> you that stupid?
58:00 <Picard> faking logs, so lame'
58:00 <ZeroDistance> stop pming me
58:00 <TheRon> ZeroDistance got a root lined up for the weekend?
58:00 <Picard> not me
59:00 <ZeroDistance> nah ronnie
59:00 <ZeroDistance> nopes
59:00 <ZeroDistance> u?
59:00 <TheRon> what's wrong?
59:00 <Picard> TheRon he is hoping simba changes him mind
59:00 <ZeroDistance> dunno
59:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
59:00 <TheRon> i never do 
59:00 <ZeroDistance> sick?
59:00 <ZeroDistance> ye same atm
59:00 <Skirmish> You could buy one with the $600 you stole off 2 kids in the street. 
59:00 <ZeroDistance> need to meet the right kinda person TheRon uno
59:00 <Picard> or maybe when he robs some kid this weekend he might rape a chic just for fun
00:00 <Skirmish> Nah he only uses violence on children. 
00:00 <Picard> or women
00:00 <TheRon> i've woken up to some woofers on a sunday morning
00:00 <Picard> poor kristy
00:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
00:00 <Skirmish> Probably.  He’s a coward like that. 
00:00 <Picard> bbl
02:00 <ZeroDistance> wow
02:00 <ZeroDistance> that's wrong guys
02:00 <ZeroDistance> stop talking about that yer?
05:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=669817563054800
05:00 <faux> rofl
05:00 <TheRon> benji marshall?
06:00 <Lumeah> Pandy Pandy Pandy
06:00 <Lumeah> :P
07:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Lumeah
07:00 <TheRon> hows the gardening lumeah?
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lumes!!!
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
08:00 <Lumeah> yeah ok TheRon hows you!
08:00 <Lumeah> pandys!
08:00 <Lumeah> <3
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> Im finishing the grey hhaaha
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> M3
09:00 <TheRon> not bad mate
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
09:00 <Lumeah> cools
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ye
09:00 <TheRon> 5th time
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> then i dunno wot
09:00 <TheRon> the grey again?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> was sposed to be movie was my plan!
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> yuuppp man
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> its THAT good
09:00 <Lumeah> it is good
09:00 <TheRon> better than downfall?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Downfall
10:00 <TheRon> how many times you watch that?
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> cmon thats German
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh TheRiddler
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon i have one for you
10:00 <TheRon> TheRon
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> two even
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Lives Of Others
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> which is german
11:00 <MegaA> which others man ?
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> and argentinian
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Secrets In There Eyes
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> i like that more
11:00 <TheRon> i'm addicted to watching the landing in saving private ryan
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> but the main guy in the lives of others mum loved as an actor and he died of cancer.
11:00 <Lumeah> hi ITaL^GuY
11:00 <MegaA> THE LANDING IS CRAZY
11:00 <Lumeah> sorry bit slow
11:00 <MegaA> ONE of the most gruesome scenes in history
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> The Secret In Their Eyes
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> is so fucking good
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> the twist
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> will fuck you up!
12:00 <MegaA> it will so!
12:00 <TheRon> hows that bloke with the guts hanging out?
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucked me up.
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> the landing
12:00 <stebie> he's doing fine
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> what is that shit
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> you guys need some culture
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> dl Only Lovers Left Alive
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> american movie
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jim Jarmusch
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Vmampires.
13:00 <Lumeah> where you find out about thise movies PandasDontDrive?
13:00 <TheRon> i don't get vampires
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> online
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> um get emails lume
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> and um
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> palace nova here
14:00 <TheRon> keep in mind i watched the first lord of the rings and thought it was shit
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> sends emails ever 2 weeks
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i see a lot of indie and foreign movies
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum gets a lot of free tickets cause of shit she used to do
14:00 <TheRon> all the transformers are shit
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> she was a Stage Manager since i was a kid
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> so i grew up around theatre
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> even tho that wasnt her main job
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> uno
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> my mum was a pioneer of the independent woman.
15:00 <TheRon> bad boy bubby is awesome
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> no bra burning, work ur fucking arse off!
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> ino the director TheRiddler
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> TheRon
16:00 <TheRon> wow
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Rolf De Heer.
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
16:00 <TheRon> "look at dis!"
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> we email
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> i sent  my last poem to him he sent back saying I should have it published.
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> one Serenity read.
17:00 <TheRon> i read it
17:00 <MegaA> what do you mean andas don;t drive?
17:00 <TheRon> but had no idea
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> did u?
17:00 <MegaA> OF COURSE THEY DO
17:00 <MegaA> deeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> did i paste it to ya
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
17:00 <TheRon> i think so
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Man;s
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> this n that
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Man's
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> What I am Nnow
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> that one?
17:00 <TheRon> dunno what it was called
18:00 <TheRon> i'm not really arty so
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> want to read it again?
18:00 <TheRon> not really
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> neither do I
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAHAHAHAHA
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> i met rolf
18:00 <TheRon> sorry like i say i can't really appreciate that kind of  stuff
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> at meet the directors nights
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> for Dr Plink
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Plonk
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> u seen it"
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
19:00 <TheRon> no
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> its hilarious!
19:00 <TheRon> i've seen malcolm
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> he approached me
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> said how i didnt take any interest
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
19:00 <WendyLovesYou> hi guys,  looking to suck one of you off tonight, i am mobile and can come to you or you can visit e while im home alone for the whole week.  0423586092  xx
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause people were flooding him
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> askin shit
20:00 <WendyLovesYou> remember guys, first in, first serve
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i said i was waiting for mum to come out toilet
20:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to your the voice and fist pumping
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> asked what i do
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i said i write
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> so he asked
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> so we email still.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont like ten canoes
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i told him that
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> said it was a waste of time
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> he didnt like a final draft I wrote
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fair game.
21:00 <Serenity> lol wow!! what an offer
21:00 <TheRon> all that matters is what david and amrgaret think
21:00 <TheRon> margaret
21:00 <Lumeah> lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> margaret i like
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> not david
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> he is a CUNT
21:00 <Serenity> just remember
21:00 <Serenity> https://scontent-b-sin.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/1470316_10150337937614964_423875199_n.jpg
22:00 <stebie> Serenity, for sure! i'll take 3
22:00 <stebie> poor reverse centaur ._.
23:00 <Serenity> nobody loves reverse centaur :(
23:00 <stebie> he's so happy, too :<
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> just remember Serenity
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> we have a deal
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> when we're ninety
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's STABFEST TIME
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
26:00 <Lumeah> rof!
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> awww
27:00 <ZeroDistance> I'll put u in a post tonite ok :P <
27:00 <ZeroDistance> fk off Picard
27:00 <ZeroDistance> take me off ur flood u wanker.
27:00 <ZeroDistance> somebody should z line ur ass Picard.
28:00 <ZeroDistance> 8:57] <Picard> changing nics wont help u, jennifer stil hates u cunt
28:00 <ZeroDistance> [18:57] <Picard> changing nics wont help u, jennifer stil hates u cunt
28:00 <ZeroDistance> [18:57] <Picard> seen that kid? lol he hates you too
28:00 <ZeroDistance> thx bro.
28:00 <ZeroDistance> I'll be sure to tell my son next week.
33:00 <ZeroDistance> `ban smooworm
33:00 <ZeroDistance> he better not come back.
33:00 <ZeroDistance> tries to root my Maurice!
36:00 <Picard> oh my
39:00 <Picard> some is off his head
39:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently your shads Picard
40:00 <Bastardly_One> he annoys me in another channel and an op there is convinced it's you because he was using your name
42:00 <Picard> oh really
42:00 <Picard> this name is registered
44:00 <Bastardly_One> see if you're banned from there ... 
46:00 <fawks> do any of you guise watch the blacklist
48:00 <robot> i watch your facelist
48:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/this-street-guitar-player-s-skill-will-blow-your-mind-2617179
48:00 <Nikky`> I have watched it from time to time fawks
49:00 <Picard> banned
49:00 <Picard> fawks i do
49:00 <Picard> y
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I told you why
49:00 <Bastardly_One> she's convinced it's you
50:00 <Bastardly_One> even simba knows it's fucking shads
50:00 <Picard> no y to u, y to fawks
50:00 <Picard> not*
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah got it 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> be specific then
50:00 <Picard> get fucked
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I would if I could
51:00 <Bastardly_One> even hookers ave standards :(
51:00 <Picard> use ya hand
51:00 <fawks> [19:48] <+Nikky`> I have watched it from time to time fawks
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they reject me
51:00 <fawks> do you hate the camera angles too
51:00 <fawks> or is it just me
51:00 <Picard> buy a sheep
51:00 <fawks> its so bad
51:00 <Picard> its ok
51:00 <Picard> it hates u fawks
52:00 <Nikky`> I haven't really noticed that much fawks
53:00 <Nikky`> I will now tho
53:00 <fawks> im only up to the second ep and theyre bugging me
53:00 <fawks> i love reddington :')
53:00 <[Maverick]> Nikkeh
53:00 <Picard> when is the season fina?
53:00 <Picard> final
53:00 <Nikky`> It is good tho
53:00 <Nikky`> Hey Mavie <3
53:00 <simba> which op are you talking about Bastardly_One its obviously someone who doesnt know who picard or shads is
53:00 <Picard> u faggot
54:00 <Picard> u suck everyones dick
57:00 <simba> lol at Picard
59:00 <fawks> dewdel
01:00 <robot> BAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
01:00 <robot> http://www.break.com/video/bully-gets-cracked-with-baseball-bat-1781051
01:00 <robot> HES WEARING A FUCKING CAPE
03:00 <Doodle> hai fawksypoos ^_^
03:00 <robot> r u doin poos
03:00 <Doodle> neg
03:00 <fawks> hows you
04:00 <Nikky`> Doodledoooooooo
04:00 <Doodle> good thanks lovely, you?
04:00 <Doodle> hai Nikkypoos :)
05:00 <Doodle> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tu7ciTd8V80
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ray Stevens - Along Came Jones (Date not found) 3:49 - Category: Music - 38,087 - 145 likes (96%), 6 dislikes (4%)
05:00 <fawks> im gooies
05:00 <fawks> ew
05:00 <fawks> goodies
05:00 <fawks> lolll
05:00 <fawks> gooey.
05:00 <Doodle> lol
05:00 <Doodle> hot
05:00 <robot> no i think ur gooey
05:00 <fawks> i want nachos
05:00 <fawks> no wait tacos
05:00 <fawks> no wait
05:00 <ZeroDistance> ur hot robot
05:00 <ZeroDistance> <3
05:00 <ZeroDistance> wtf
05:00 <Doodle> i have coffee
05:00 <fawks> yeah the ones with chipz
05:00 <fawks> nachos
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> ffs
06:00 <fawks> i had two cups on coffee this year
06:00 <fawks> so rebelious
06:00 <robot> uhm hi PandasDontDrive
06:00 <Nikky`> I have water
06:00 <fawks> me 2
06:00 <Doodle> well
06:00 <Doodle> this call for a wet tshirt comp
06:00 <Doodle> s
06:00 <Nikky`> lol
06:00 <fawks> lol
06:00 <fawks> trust
07:00 <Nikky`> u
07:00 <Doodle> :D
07:00 <Doodle> if you got it flaunt it
07:00 <Doodle> and i know you both do
07:00 <Skirmish> flaunt what cha mumma gave you
07:00 <Nikky`> oooh lordy
07:00 <Doodle> :)
08:00 <fawks> flaunt this 8===D
08:00 <Doodle> ok
08:00 <fawks> pics
08:00 <Doodle> lol you've seen them
08:00 <Doodle> the glamour shots
08:00 <fawks> yes
08:00 <fawks> yes i have
08:00 <Doodle> with the vaseline on the lense
08:00 <fawks> LOL
08:00 <Doodle> and the sheets of satin
08:00 <fawks> when you said them i imagined a 2 headed dikc
08:00 <Doodle> lmao
08:00 <Doodle> settle down
08:00 <fawks> then i realised you meant the pics
08:00 <fawks> OK FINE
08:00 <Doodle> haha
09:00 <Doodle> i patted rooster and he walked away til he was just out of patting range and sat down
09:00 <Doodle> cats are such cunts
09:00 <fawks> lmao
09:00 <Nikky`> to you
09:00 <fawks> only yours is
09:00 <Doodle> :(
09:00 <Doodle> i lucked out
09:00 <fawks> everyone elses i know is so affectionate
09:00 <Doodle> my other cat is lovely
09:00 <fawks> yours is plotting your death with tyrone
09:00 <Doodle> lol yeah, evil poofs
10:00 <fawks> that reminds me i need mortein
10:00 <Doodle> they do it on my garage roof
10:00 <fawks> fags
10:00 <Maurice> Mines not much better than Rooster
10:00 <Doodle> oh well he is getting more than i am
10:00 <Maurice> She's a fucking moll
10:00 <Doodle> lol
10:00 <Doodle> now he is looking at me like 'why aren't you patting me?'
10:00 <Doodle> COS I CANT REACH
10:00 <fawks> ffs
10:00 <Doodle> ASSHOLE
11:00 <Maurice> Lol
11:00 <fawks> he wants you to get off your  chair so he can sit on it
11:00 <fawks> hes ssmart
11:00 <Doodle> spot on
11:00 <Doodle> i no silly
11:00 <fawks> i so fried
11:00 <Doodle> omg same
11:00 <Nikky`> same
11:00 <Doodle> umm ahh
11:00 <fawks> nikkys norty
11:00 <fawks> tehehehe
12:00 <Nikky`> lol
12:00 <Nikky`> I meant more tired on my fried but sure
12:00 <fawks> ok
12:00 <Doodle> oh yeah me too
12:00 <fawks> same
12:00 <fawks> well i was just being chris
12:00 <fawks> 'i no silly'
12:00 <fawks> 'i so fried'
12:00 <Doodle> kick a door frame
12:00 <fawks> lmao
12:00 <Nikky`> dig in
12:00 <Doodle> hot
13:00 <fawks> o dear
13:00 <fawks> the thought of being submerged in hot oil makes me cringe
13:00 <Doodle> D:
13:00 <Doodle> what about hot Doodle
13:00 <fawks> im still traumatised from my second degree burns on my hand
14:00 <fawks> although the feeling has come back in my thumb
14:00 <fawks> its not that numb anymore
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm dramatized by the Z
14:00 <fawks> ;;;;;;;;;;;D
14:00 <Doodle> :D
14:00 <Doodle> the z?
14:00 <fawks> me fum
14:00 <Doodle> fits like a fum in a bum
14:00 <fawks> kmao
14:00 <fawks> =Ll
14:00 <fawks> etc
14:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <fawks> http://www.watchseries.to/serie/the_blacklist
15:00 <fawks> kgo
15:00 <Serenity> and you were all
15:00 <Serenity> NAH ME HANDS FINE ITS OK
15:00 <Serenity> PFF
15:00 <fawks> when did i say that
15:00 <Doodle> ME FUMZ ORIGHT M8
15:00 <fawks> i was in so much pain i wanted to die
15:00 <Serenity> when we told you to go to the freaking doctor lol
15:00 <Doodle> ME FUMZ KILLIN ME M8
15:00 <fawks> oh
15:00 <fawks> by then it was ok
15:00 <fawks> the first day
15:00 <fawks> was death
15:00 <Serenity> my burn was like half the bad
15:00 <Serenity> and i wanted all the drugs
15:00 <fawks> after it happened i wrapped it in a freezing cold towel and had a nap
15:00 <Serenity> half that bad**
16:00 <fawks> n i woke up and the towel was boiling
16:00 <Doodle> fap
16:00 <fawks> :|
16:00 <fawks> and a few days after it happened 
16:00 <fawks> i had a new mattress coming
16:00 <fawks> so i was scrubing my room clean
16:00 <fawks> with bleach
16:00 <Serenity> -.-
16:00 <fawks> and it popped
16:00 <fawks> .
16:00 <Doodle> D:
16:00 <fawks> and pus was coming out
16:00 <fawks> lol
16:00 <Doodle> pls stop
16:00 <fawks> i was like oh ok
16:00 <Skirmish> fawks: You seen all the Blacklist episodes yet? James Spader is a great actor.
16:00 <Serenity> yeah plz stop
16:00 <Serenity> lol
16:00 <fawks> nah im only up to ep 3 pls no spoilers
17:00 <fawks> and yes i love spader in it
17:00 <fawks> he rules
17:00 <fawks> but the camera angles are pissing me off
17:00 <Doodle> my nephew burnt his leg in a campfire and was showing me today it was revolting
17:00 <fawks> theyre so bad
17:00 <Skirmish> You liked Boston Legal? 
17:00 <Maurice> No wonder he needed wine
17:00 <fawks> didnt watch
17:00 <Doodle> lol i know Maurice
17:00 <Doodle> he actually drank some claret
17:00 <Skirmish> He was awesome in that too.  You should watch. 
17:00 <Doodle> when he was told not to
17:00 <Serenity> i have a secret crush on james spader
17:00 <fawks> i think i saw a few eps, didnt get into it
17:00 <Maurice> Naughty
17:00 <Nikky`> I loved Boston Legal
18:00 <fawks> chivas regal
18:00 <simba> steven segal
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> that was good
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> the he lost his mind IRL!
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
18:00 <fawks> wow this is amaze
18:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10432122_846178178736528_2095775754482505614_n.jpg
18:00 <fawks> leaf artwork
18:00 <fawks> :')
19:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
19:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
19:00 <Zade> how are you?
19:00 <Nikky`> I'm good. you?
19:00 <Zade> yeah good ta
19:00 <Lumeah> hey zade
19:00 <Zade> hello Lumeah
19:00 <Lumeah> :)
20:00 <fawks> lumeah have you ever gotten your hair stuck in a fan
20:00 <Lumeah> no
20:00 <Serenity> lol
21:00 <simba> what about in a van
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I really shouldn't of looked in then
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I spat a drink all over the screen
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
21:00 <TheRiddler> what about on the can
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> watch they grey
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i woulda watched it with ya man
21:00 <Maurice> What about in a man
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> as Liam says
22:00 <Skirmish> Lumeah: Did you get your original hair style by using a knife to get toast out of the toaster without unplugging it first? 
22:00 <PandasDontDrive>  "Fuck Faith. EARN IT!"
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha
22:00 <simba> u woulda watched it with me?
22:00 <simba> lol
22:00 <fawks> lmao.
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> iat the end
22:00 <fawks> jesus c hrist
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> at*
22:00 <simba> ur mmoms penis
22:00 <TheRiddler> are you relayed to yahoo serious?
22:00 <TheRiddler> *related
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> dunno wot wombles to wotch nect
23:00 <Skirmish> I bet you could not turn irc off for the rest of the night PandasDontDrive.
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> do me a fav?
25:00 <simba> what kind
26:00 <Zade> hey Cath^
26:00 <Cath^> hey Zade 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> pm kind
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I want to know your thought on something.
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> srs
27:00 <simba> is it the poem
27:00 <fawks> lmao
28:00 <fawks> hng https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10410392_477862865693448_8284840236653819274_n.jpg
28:00 <Zade> Cath^ wanna pm in main?
28:00 <Cath^> haha
28:00 <simba> cute butt + kick
28:00 <simba> s
28:00 <simba> me using irc https://36.media.tumblr.com/798e8c5d9a0992bfa8e46fb93092e639/tumblr_n2nntdsgeq1rda3bfo1_500.jpg
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> actually
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wanted to know in pm your thoughts now.
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> not then.
29:00 <Picard> zade
29:00 <Zade> hello Picard
29:00 <Picard> how are u sweetie?\
29:00 <Zade> good ta and yourself?
30:00 <Picard> im fantastic :P
30:00 <Cath^> you're in a good mood Picard 
30:00 <Picard> i had the best weekend ive ever had
30:00 <simba> no he isnt
30:00 <Picard> Cath^ im in a fantastic mood
30:00 <simba> you shouldve seen him half an hour ago
30:00 <Cath^> hehe
30:00 <Skirmish> Spreading your irc wings Cath^? When did you start visiting here? 
31:00 <simba> calling someone sweetheart just means hes being his usual sleazy self
31:00 <Cath^> when I'm bored Skirmish 
31:00 <Skirmish> I see … 
31:00 <Picard> who did i call sweethearet?
31:00 <Picard> more lies samba
31:00 <Zade> usually when you are bored Cath^, you get me naked on cam4
31:00 <Skirmish> Pour it on guys.  Cath^ enjoys it. 
31:00 <Serenity> HOWZA GOIN LARV
32:00 <Picard> Zade im sure what i saw in real life was better
32:00 <Serenity> is cath hot?
32:00 <Cath^> indeed Zade ;p
32:00 <fawks> hng https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1613955_448854515260950_5042220826726131567_n.jpg
32:00 <Cath^> lol Serenity 
32:00 <Serenity> i want her body fawks
32:00 <simba> 2 mins ago
32:00 <Serenity> right on my face
32:00 <fawks> she has a nice butt
32:00 <Cath^> of course I'm hawt...it's irc ;)
32:00 <fawks> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10171291_447795885366813_5879422695166850586_n.jpg
32:00 <fawks> :')
33:00 <Serenity> i wish i had a nice bum
33:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10153940_442801895866212_466311410_n.jpg
33:00 <fawks> its perfectly round
33:00 <fawks> teeeeeeehehe
33:00 <Cath^> o.o
34:00 <Serenity> ive got a nelly the elephant bum
34:00 <Serenity> maybe i need to do squats
34:00 <Picard> yes
34:00 <fawks> lol
34:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1920397_427503860729349_1290038727_n.jpg
34:00 <fawks> .
34:00 <Picard> u can squat over my cock
34:00 <Zade> so when are you coming back down to go clubbing again Picard?
34:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <Cath^> I wanna know if Picard is hawt?
35:00 <Serenity> you can squat over mine picard
35:00 <Picard> ummm some time in jly
35:00 <Picard> ju;ly
35:00 <Picard> ffs
35:00 <Picard> u get it
35:00 <simba> whats Picard supposed to do in a club?
35:00 <couleurs> July***********
35:00 <Picard> thanks couleurs
35:00 <couleurs> lern 2 spell dumass
35:00 <Cath^> lol
35:00 <Picard> im sorry i just get excited around Zade
35:00 <fawks> lool
36:00 <Cath^> I get excited around Zade too
36:00 <Picard> i can spell u skank, its called a typo
36:00 <Picard> he is lovely
36:00 <couleurs> np
36:00 <Picard> we had the best time
36:00 <Zade> he tried to do the melb shuffle, that was bit of a failure, however the women he was chatting to were alright 
36:00 <Cath^> lol
36:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1016469_400001910146211_2137656397_n.jpg
36:00 <simba> how much are you paid to type this
36:00 <Picard> old dude can show the young rooster how its done
36:00 <stebie> lol simba
37:00 <couleurs> y r white girls getting big dumb asses 4 idgi
37:00 <Picard> simba dont be jealous
37:00 <simba> 4 us to hold on to
38:00 <couleurs> jen selter the exercise ass queen 
38:00 <simba> that ones not even a butt tho
38:00 <fawks> it is on her body shes tiny and her booty like pow
38:00 <Skirmish> implants?
38:00 <fawks> you like african butts
38:00 <couleurs> when u c her talk u no y she doesn't take a photo of her face
38:00 <simba> teeny tiny?
38:00 <dematerialised> i like african butts
38:00 <dematerialised> :3
39:00 <Picard> fuck the women last night at the AFL Hall of fame dinner were amazing
39:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwjpHWEnwWk
39:00 <fawks> lol
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jen Selter.. Interview (Date not found) 2:12 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 19,742 - 26 likes (86.7%), 4 dislikes (13.3%)
40:00 <couleurs> told u
40:00 <couleurs> she reminds me of 1 of the charmed sisters
40:00 <couleurs> THE UGLY ONE
40:00 <couleurs> BURN BICH
40:00 <dematerialised> some people are famous for their intellect, others their contributions
40:00 <dematerialised> she will die with "i had a nice ass" in her eulogy
40:00 <couleurs> ya
41:00 <couleurs> nike signed her up though
41:00 <simba> her butts totally small 
41:00 <simba> SMALL
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the ugly one was ... Paige?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked her best ... 
41:00 <fawks> lollllllllllllllllllllllllllll
41:00 <fawks> @
41:00 <dematerialised> paige did anal for sure
41:00 <fawks> she atracts attn in new york
42:00 <fawks> well duh shes wearing like fluro pink tights
42:00 <Picard> who is paige?
42:00 <dematerialised> wait no
42:00 <dematerialised> paige is the hottie
43:00 <dematerialised> prue was the ugly one
43:00 <TheRiddler> doherty was not ugly
43:00 <dematerialised> was and is
43:00 <TheRiddler> is not
43:00 <TheRiddler> even
44:00 <TheRiddler> I've seen her in person
44:00 <TheRiddler> she's far from ugly
44:00 <dematerialised> out of the three
44:00 <dematerialised> she was not my favourite
44:00 <Picard> oh charmed
44:00 <Picard> alyssa milano is hot
45:00 <dematerialised> &
45:00 <dematerialised> ^
45:00 <TheRiddler> I say piper is my least fav
45:00 <fawks> hollie marie combs is teh mum in pll
45:00 <couleurs> not doherty
45:00 <couleurs> holly marrie ass combs
45:00 <couleurs> the mom 1
45:00 <dematerialised> man how can you say that about piper
45:00 <couleurs> THE BORING ONE
45:00 <fawks> lol
46:00 <couleurs> Pieper
46:00 <couleurs> !!!!!!!
46:00 <fawks> pieter
47:00 <fawks> its been lovely in here wihtout that psycho
47:00 <Serenity> it really has
47:00 <couleurs> oh mah gawd
47:00 <TheRiddler> I'd go Rose > Shannen > Alyssa > Hollie
47:00 <couleurs> controversial
48:00 <TheRiddler> as far as hots imo
48:00 <fawks> who teh heck is rose
48:00 <couleurs> the 1 that replaced shannon
48:00 <couleurs> dont u no ur charmed
48:00 <couleurs> who r u
48:00 <TheRiddler> Rose Mcgowen
48:00 <TheRiddler> *Mcgowan
48:00 <couleurs> should've replaced combs
49:00 <TheRiddler> Prue wanted to leave
49:00 <TheRiddler> err
49:00 <TheRiddler> Shannen rather
49:00 <fawks> no i stopped watching it like 400 yrs ago
49:00 <couleurs> ya cos alyssa a bich
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ok I'm missed shit
49:00 <TheRiddler> wanted to do other things
49:00 <fawks> if teh dinosaur doesnt even know^
49:00 <Bastardly_One> which one wasn't shannon or alyssa?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the one I liked
50:00 <Serenity> even i knew that
50:00 <couleurs> it's still a hilarious show
51:00 <fawks> ahm so fancay
51:00 <Serenity> lol fawks and Maurice lily was home early yesterday so i left her in the car while i went up and got ant.. came back and that frozen song is being blaster in the car from my phone lol
52:00 <fawks> lollllll
52:00 <fawks> cute
52:00 <fawks> couleurs is there a way to change font colour on our phone
52:00 <Maurice> Lol
52:00 <Maurice> I was listening to the radio today and some woman rang in saying her husband couldn't understand why she loved the movie and they fought and split up
52:00 <Maurice> Another chick said she left her bf coz he wouldn't stop playing WoW
53:00 <Serenity> that was just in the news
53:00 <couleurs> yeah you have to download a theme or launcher pack from the store... they're usually not free either
53:00 <Serenity> about a couple getting divorced about that movie...
53:00 <Maurice> Yeah lol
53:00 <fawks> oh
53:00 <Serenity> well the project
53:00 <fawks> gay
53:00 <Maurice> Im gonna go out on a limb and say something else was wrong
53:00 <Serenity> but i understand the wow thing
53:00 <Serenity> that game is fucked
54:00 <TheRiddler> was it waix's wife? :p
54:00 <couleurs> you can only adjust the size of the font... wait a month new android coming out
54:00 <TheRiddler> I just got updated to 4.43
55:00 <TheRiddler> the contacts are all changed!
55:00 <couleurs> me 2
55:00 <TheRiddler> err
55:00 <couleurs> yeah the dialer 
55:00 <TheRiddler> the contact look
55:00 <TheRiddler> I dont like it
55:00 <couleurs> 4.5 or 5 on the 25th
55:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> another day another dollar
55:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> $
55:00 <TheRiddler> looks like a windows 8 look
55:00 <couleurs> ya
56:00 <couleurs> apple ripping off android, android ripping off windows phone
56:00 <couleurs> windows phone ripping off blackberry
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <couleurs> blah blah blah
56:00 <Bastardly_One> true
56:00 <couleurs> it's all bs
56:00 <Bastardly_One> but everything has a Win 8 look of late
56:00 <Bastardly_One> even FB on your phone looks tailored to Win 8
57:00 <TheRiddler> mine doesnt
57:00 <Bastardly_One> they're already making 9 though knowing 8 is fucked
57:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> hi Nikky`
57:00 <TheRiddler> they're always making a new 1...
57:00 <Nikky`> Hi
57:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> :)
58:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> how was your day?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no, in this case they admit 8 was a disaster
58:00 <Nikky`> It was ok
58:00 <Nikky`> yours
58:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> cool
58:00 <couleurs> 8.1 isn't so bad now but yeah 8 was anus
58:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> yeah my day was rather hectic
58:00 <Bastardly_One> won't be free though which I think it should be to 8.1 users
59:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> Nikky` had any good food lately?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the only good thing about 8/8.1
59:00 <TheRiddler> the last couple of upgrades the prices have dropped
59:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> i had satay chicken kebabs last night
59:00 <Bastardly_One> is the speed of the o/s
59:00 <TheRiddler> versions even
59:00 <Kynetic> its lightning quick with a SSD
59:00 <couleurs> yeah 8.1 is good cos it's fast and you can turn off all the bs tiles now
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well most magazines and specialists think home ed should be free
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fast as fuck 
00:00 <couleurs> and they're bringing back the start menu soon too
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but you can get that 
00:00 <Kynetic> boots in like 5 seconds on my media pc
00:00 <Kynetic> its gr8
00:00 <Bastardly_One> classic shell
00:00 <TheRiddler> personally I just load desktop up straight away
00:00 <couleurs> yes but a proper 1
00:00 <Kynetic> fuck metro on a desktop
00:00 <Kynetic> i never use it
01:00 <Kynetic> unless im searching for a program
01:00 <Kynetic> which is rarely
01:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> technolagy sux i only need compue
01:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> fuck
01:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> wait
01:00 <couleurs> they brought back the button and now the menu good 1 guys u rok xbox
01:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
01:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate still uses XP
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I laugh at him
01:00 <ShadowLurker> why
01:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> technolagy sux i only need computers too look at porn and play video games
01:00 <couleurs> it's bad now cos no support
01:00 <couleurs> no updates
01:00 <Bastardly_One> because he thinks it's the 90s still
01:00 <TheRiddler> I do like the idea of quick launch menus for some things
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and his computer was good in 1996
02:00 <Kynetic> back in 2001
02:00 <Kynetic> when i was working at this shitty ISP
02:00 <ShadowLurker> billions of ppl stil use it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
02:00 <Kynetic> the ceo refused to have anything on his PC other than win95
02:00 <Connor> The hound: billions of cunts
02:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> anyone had coffee today?
02:00 <Zade> i have had coffee
02:00 <[Maverick]> still uses XP and runs a business 
02:00 <[Maverick]> hmmmmmm 
02:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> cool Zade
02:00 <couleurs> yes it's funny how an unsupported o/s is running everything 
03:00 <TheRiddler> I have 7 on this computer
03:00 <Kynetic> and we would just reimage it every week cos it would become almost unusable
03:00 <Kynetic> because he was a fucking moron
03:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> how many cups?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was about to say XP is still used a lot by people doing comp stuff
03:00 <Zade> about 4
03:00 <ShadowLurker> you know what uses xp still
03:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> cool
03:00 <ShadowLurker> ATMs
03:00 <Bastardly_One> so a few companys I think are offering support
03:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
03:00 <Kynetic> heaps of shit still runs on XP
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's correct ShadowLurker
03:00 <Kynetic> heaps of government shit
03:00 <couleurs> billboards
03:00 <ShadowLurker> i know it is
03:00 <couleurs> kiosks
03:00 <Kynetic> they will have purchased extended support
03:00 <ShadowLurker> ive worked on them
03:00 <couleurs> me 2
03:00 <Kynetic> to save upgrading
04:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> Zade do you find coffee leaves you with a good or a bad aftertaste?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> yep Kynetic
04:00 <Serenity> i have prawns i dont care about xp
04:00 <TheRiddler> I like 7 more than xp
04:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
04:00 <Zade> leaves me with a good aftertaste
04:00 <Kynetic> Serenity do you like sea scallops?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> 7 is so sluggish the more you use it 
04:00 <Picard> what did i miss
04:00 <TheRiddler> true
04:00 <ShadowLurker> i got so much xp i can enchant 50 items
04:00 <Serenity> of course
04:00 <Serenity> yum
04:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> ah cool
04:00 <Kynetic> with roe on?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's probably their best o/s
04:00 <[Maverick]> close your legs.. your prawn is stinking everyone out :o 
04:00 <Connor> heh@vista being so bad no1 has mentioned it.
04:00 <Serenity> dunno about the roe not into those
05:00 <Kynetic> sea scallop roe?
05:00 <Kynetic> is like the best part of the sea scallop
05:00 <[Maverick]> roe hwy? 
05:00 <Serenity> ive never had it with the roe on tbh
05:00 <Kynetic> youre missing out
05:00 <Kynetic> its like pure essence of sea scallop
05:00 <Serenity> ive had salmon roe and i almost puked
05:00 <Kynetic> its like biting into a sea scallop flavour bomb
05:00 <ShadowLurker> roe roe roe ya boe
06:00 <Kynetic> yeah its nothing like that
06:00 <Kynetic> its more like eating super awesome sea scallop
06:00 <Serenity> ohh i just googled the roe is the red/orange thing
06:00 <Serenity> ive had that
06:00 <Kynetic> yup
06:00 <Skirmish> Each time I burp I taste the subway I had for dinner and it makes me want to keep burping.
06:00 <Kynetic> the best part
06:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> Zade do you ever find that coffee makes ya not be able to stay still in one place for a while?
06:00 <Kynetic> when i lived in cairns
06:00 <Serenity> its very good
06:00 <Kynetic> there was this fresh seafood place
06:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't that how you get them all the time?
06:00 <TheRiddler> there's roe then there's cavier 
06:00 <Kynetic> that had a drive through fish n chip store
06:00 <Serenity> no most places trim it off and just serve the white bit
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's how I get them all the time at the fish shop
06:00 <Kynetic> they did the fkn best scallops
07:00 <Kynetic> no a lot of places just dont get them with roe on
07:00 <[Maverick]> <Bastardly_One> they're already making 9 though knowing 8 is fucked 
07:00 <[Maverick]> lol 
07:00 <fawks> Serenity
07:00 <Kynetic> theyre not always harvested with roe on
07:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> all my console are broken
07:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooh, well my shop doesnt
07:00 <Serenity> fawks
07:00 <[Maverick]> it's not like they were going to skip 9 
07:00 <fawks> http://www.whatwillmydegreecost.com.au/
07:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> all my consoles are broken
07:00 <Zade> not really, at work i am behind a desk 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know Mav
07:00 <Serenity> yeah i did that last night
07:00 <Serenity> ant posted it
07:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> ah i c
07:00 <Serenity> mines like $87k
07:00 <[Maverick]> "hey, let's have a bit of fun and make chan 10" 
07:00 <[Maverick]> err 
07:00 <[Maverick]> vers 10 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's pretty early on in the life of 8
07:00 <[Maverick]> fuck 
07:00 <Serenity> 27 years to pay back
07:00 <TheRiddler> maybe it wont be called 9 lol
08:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> do you ever look at porn while your at work Zade?
08:00 <fawks> 87 k what ar eyou studying medicine
08:00 <[Maverick]> hopefully it's called TheRiddlerIsAFuckwit 
08:00 <Zade> no
08:00 <Bastardly_One> my point was they're acknowledging 8 is blah
08:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> ok
08:00 <Serenity> psychology you dork
08:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> probably would want to after 8
08:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> what do you like looking at Zade?
08:00 <fawks> feck
08:00 <TheRiddler> lol
08:00 <TheRiddler> oh
08:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> hi Lish
08:00 <fawks> i wanted to study psych in highschool and then criminology but realised i wouldnt pass the psych test
09:00 <fawks> lmao
09:00 <[Maverick]> yeah, she will be able make chicks take off their clothes without them realising 
09:00 <fawks> and people would depress me
09:00 <fawks> id be like okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk stop whining now ty bye
09:00 <Zade> well at work i am always doing work, dont have the time to look at anything else 
09:00 <ShadowLurker> being here helps with that
09:00 <[Maverick]> ^ 
09:00 <Serenity> i already get the nudes
09:00 <TheRiddler> well if you get a job as a psych you'd probably be paid a fair bit
09:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> oh okay
09:00 <Zade> at home i look at porn
09:00 <fawks> its shit though the less you earn the more you have to pay
09:00 <Serenity> i dont know if ill be able to hack psychology lol
09:00 <fawks> cos of interest
09:00 <Serenity> im 3 days in in sociology and my brain is so full
09:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> ah cool
10:00 <TheRiddler> child psychology
10:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> what kind of job do you have Zade?
10:00 <fawks> it wasnt about the content for me
10:00 <TheRiddler> is that what you want to do?
10:00 <fawks> it was about people depressing me
10:00 <fawks> i cant handle shit
10:00 <[Maverick]> took alot to fill up as well 
10:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> i love content
10:00 <Serenity> [Maverick]
10:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of porn Zade?
10:00 <fawks> if someone is like im so  depressed i want to die
10:00 <Serenity> i will stomp your hairy hobbit face in a minute
10:00 <fawks> id be like ok pls dont do it here
10:00 <fawks> ur makin me nervous m8
10:00 <[Maverick]> Serenity... sit on it
11:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
11:00 <Serenity> yeah sure
11:00 <ShadowLurker> dolmio grin
11:00 <Serenity> ill give you the dolmio grin
11:00 <Serenity> LOL
11:00 <[Maverick]> oh 
11:00 <fawks> ew
11:00 <fawks> poks
11:00 <fawks> rsg
11:00 <[Maverick]> GET OUT 
11:00 <ShadowLurker> are you fucking kidding
11:00 <[Maverick]> both of you 
11:00 <Zade> i am a resource sharing coordinator at a uni 
11:00 <Zade> i like to look at [__alienated\Romeo^^ porn
11:00 <TheRiddler> do you share porn too? :p
12:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> cool sounds rather flashy
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> :)
12:00 <TheRiddler> what's a resource sharing co do Zade?
12:00 <fawks> shares resources
12:00 <ShadowLurker> ^
13:00 <Zade> people request stuff, i say if they can have it or not
13:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
13:00 <TheRiddler> such as?
13:00 <Zade> mostly books
14:00 <TheRiddler> is it a fancy word for librarian? :p
14:00 <TheRiddler> title*
14:00 <Zade> i work in the libary but not librarian
14:00 <Serenity> fawks do you watch your lectures week by week or whenever
14:00 <fawks> i do it weekly or ill confuse myself
14:00 <fawks> lol
15:00 <Serenity> haha I want to watch them all
15:00 <fawks> if im feeling keen ill watch the next weeks early but i wont do more than that
15:00 <Serenity> I think my lecturer is gay
15:00 <fawks> cos you gotta keep up with weekly discussions
15:00 <fawks> if im ahead ill forget
15:00 <fawks> my brain su x
15:00 <fawks> ive done like nothing this week
15:00 <fawks> im so lazy ive been painting
15:00 <Serenity> im like 1/3 way through my essay
16:00 <fawks> oh cool lemme read
16:00 <fawks> :D
16:00 <Zade> mostly stuff like a student from latrobe uni wants a book, if i say yes to request i then get order it and send it from my uni 
16:00 <Skirmish> Can’t wait to start my degree and we can all sip coffee and talk about uni as if we were really there!!
16:00 <Serenity> nooo lol when im done you can
16:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
16:00 <fawks> k
16:00 <Serenity> thats what the tutes are like skirmish
16:00 <TheRiddler> cool
16:00 <Serenity> you all sit around on cam
16:00 <Serenity> talking n shit
16:00 <Skirmish> With work I may not be able to make them all the time. 
16:00 <Serenity> thats alright you can watchblater
17:00 <fawks> watchblater
17:00 <Serenity> they usually have 2 a week
17:00 <Zade> melbourne uni
17:00 <Serenity> im on my phone shh
17:00 <Skirmish> zade: I am doing an online degree via Swinburne. 
17:00 <fawks> o
17:00 <fawks> swinny
17:00 <Zade> ohok 
17:00 <jewel> single dads cant afford to go in person
17:00 <fawks> what
17:00 <fawks> .
18:00 <Picard> y online?
18:00 <Skirmish> Because I work full time.
18:00 <fawks> does jewel think online study is cheaper
18:00 <Picard> ok
18:00 <fawks> confused
18:00 <jewel> single dads from cambeltown dont go in person 
18:00 <Serenity> lol :f
18:00 <Skirmish> I think they were taking a shot at me. 
18:00 <fawks> yes 
18:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> hi jewel
18:00 <fawks> implying on campus is more epensice
18:00 <fawks> expensive
18:00 <Blarp> *burps*
18:00 <jewel> oh hi [__alienated\Romeo^^
19:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> :)
19:00 <Skirmish> My degree is discounted though I believe. How much us a unit for you guys? 
19:00 <jewel> :)
19:00 <jewel> fawks read please
19:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> how was your day?
19:00 <Blarp> Evening all
19:00 <Serenity> my sociology unit is 900
19:00 <fawks> $900
19:00 <jewel> fine thanks and yours [__alienated\Romeo^^ whats up
19:00 <fawks> my last one was $85-
19:00 <fawks> 850*
19:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> cool
19:00 <Skirmish> Not sure who jewel is talking about but I don’t live in “Cambeltown”. 
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <TheRiddler> hungry
19:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> yeah just hanging around at home relaxing
19:00 <Serenity> shes a troll
19:00 <Skirmish> My first two are $755. 
20:00 <fawks> what are they
20:00 <Serenity> brb
20:00 <Skirmish> Hang on will log in.
20:00 <jewel> very nice [__alienated\Romeo^^ ... your nick is very creative today
20:00 <Connor> iwas gunna do some one-off uni subjects; but i might end up doing something at tafe; purely because of the expense.
20:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> thank you
20:00 <jewel> youre a troll
20:00 <jewel> Serenity
20:00 <jewel> np [__alienated\Romeo^^
21:00 <Skirmish> Ok all 4 for the rest of this year are $755
21:00 <fawks> i didnt like tafe :(
21:00 <fawks> unstructured and gay
21:00 <Connor> ive never been to tafe.
21:00 <fawks> and the content was like ....... written by an asian or something
21:00 <fawks> so manny mistakes 
21:00 <Connor> so, it would be new for me.
22:00 <fawks> do uni and apply for fee-help
22:00 <fawks> you wont have to pay
22:00 <fawks> yet
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
22:00 <Skirmish> Learning and Communicating On-Line/Sociological Foundations/Introduction to Media Studies/Understanding the Modern World
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll also find in tafe a lot of teachers that are also students
22:00 <Connor> i prolly earn too much money for fee-help. do they check?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> and I do think there is a difference for sure in the structure
23:00 <fawks> not sure tbh, you can only ask
23:00 <Skirmish> Connor: You can’t earn too much money for fee help. 
23:00 <Connor> ..oh cool.
23:00 <Skirmish> You get it, and begin to pay it back as you earn over $51k by paying extra tax. 
23:00 <Connor> i suppose, its only applying.
23:00 <Bastardly_One> VET 
23:00 <Skirmish> You qualify by being an Australian Citizen and having a tax file number. 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's a 10 grand loan
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine was like 7000
23:00 <Skirmish> I earn $70k a year and I got it. 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but I payed 500
23:00 <fawks> isnt vet tafe
23:00 <fawks> not uni
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey Bastardly_One
24:00 <Bastardly_One> as I don't need vet
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you tell us a story
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah sorry faux
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> about the last twenty years of irc?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> pls babes?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I stepped in and saw tafe
24:00 <fawks> youre at tafe right?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> put me to sleep.
24:00 <Doodle> i can tell you a story
24:00 <Doodle> its fucking freezing as balls out there
24:00 <Connor> mmmm, k Skirmish ill look into fee-help.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> now I'm thinking about ur balls
24:00 <fawks> fuck Skirmish, i recommended it
24:00 <fawks> lol
24:00 <fawks> :D
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and Uni next year at the same place I think 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmm sweet prince!
25:00 <fawks> your tafe is a uni?
25:00 <Doodle> :o
25:00 <fawks> wot
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer Bastardly_One
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriousy it's very 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> what're you studying next?
25:00 <Maurice> Feels like a fuzzy peach
25:00 <Bastardly_One> combo
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> How to move a cursor?
25:00 <Doodle> teehehe
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Federation Uni
25:00 <Doodle> oh fuzzy
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> up. down
25:00 <Doodle> must be time for a haircut
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> left, right
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc.
25:00 <fawks> why is PandasDontDrive being retarded
25:00 <fawks> when we're all having an adult convo
25:00 <Doodle> why do fish swim
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's ummmmm ... very unstructered
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> why do sharks swim backward in movies?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think that could be due to the fact it's fairly newish in it's admin
26:00 <couleurs> Don't Trust the B******** in Apartment 666999
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I was talking to someone doing a Dip the other day
26:00 <Skirmish> Yes, fuck skirmish. 
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> yer
26:00 <Bastardly_One> and the "Higher Learning" seems as fucked as the rest
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I am also that way
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> like
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> I hate Saemon but early hours, I'll chat with him forever.
27:00 <Doodle> 4 couleurs: http://oi60.tinypic.com/14wemfk.jpg
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ..
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> faux
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> How's your course going Bastardly_One?
27:00 <fawks> ?
27:00 <Loof> fuck it
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Put a teacher in their place lately?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> google Federation University
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh ur mate Loof is back.
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and laugh
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit
27:00 <couleurs> that 1 mean datsun
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> enter Shit Night.
27:00 <couleurs> dat my son
28:00 <TheRiddler> stfu PandasDontDrive pls
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> Loof bro u gonna rape Serenity tonight?
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's Ballarat's finest education 
28:00 <fawks> ^^
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk TheRiddler
28:00 <TheRiddler> we're trying to have a convo
28:00 <TheRiddler> and you're baiting
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> cept obut loof.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was
28:00 <Doodle> rarrr
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> im done
28:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPanda wants attention
28:00 <couleurs> Tiggier should run Austnet imho
28:00 <fawks> go TheRiddler
28:00 <Bastardly_One> ignore him
28:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive my friend
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> jewel!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
29:00 <jewel> lol
29:00 <jewel> hi
29:00 <fawks> federation unis website doesnt even load
29:00 <fawks> .
29:00 <fawks> cost cutting
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <partay> man someone needs to change that topic
29:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
29:00 <Loof> 4:1)
29:00 <Rak> are you complaing?
29:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> hi Loof
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> hiii
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow!
29:00 <Loof> hey romeo
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it is down
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> whas doin jewel
29:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> :)
29:00 <Bastardly_One> too bad if I wanted to get into Moodle and do some work
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> im watchen DA WOLFMAN wooooahaha
30:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
30:00 <TheRiddler> pie n chips for dinner
30:00 <Bastardly_One> so sad
30:00 <jewel> just wasting time.. and you PandasDontDrive?
30:00 <TheRiddler> haven't eaten all day
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> chillin, still a lil sick
30:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> Loof had any coffee today?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> chillinz
30:00 <partay> all you clowns will be working for faux one day 
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> what u wastin time for J girl?
30:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> i work for no one
30:00 <Loof> having one now mate :)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> do you want to know about the campus itself?
30:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> ah nice
30:00 <TheRiddler> cool
30:00 <jewel> aww 
30:00 <Loof> got weed?
30:00 <jewel> hope you get better
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One on campus with a fucking wooden spoon.
30:00 <Loof> i got a fucktonee
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahahaha
30:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> growing weed
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how you go to a decent campus and it's inspiring to learn faux?
31:00 <TheRiddler> what will be my job faux? :p
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz
31:00 <faux> Dancer
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> not
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this place is in the middle of the bush and dead quiet
31:00 <faux> Well why do you go there 
31:00 <Skirmish> A chick in my year 12 class put in our yearbook “Be nice to me, one day I will be your boss”  19 years later she is still a check out chick at woolworths. 
31:00 <Picard> fuck off
31:00 <Bastardly_One> better than nothing 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> Low and behold
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> the Picard returns.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like to go to classed rather than online
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> Any poetry? Brother.
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *classes
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> Steak?
31:00 <faux> Fair enough 
31:00 <jewel> PandasDontDrive not sure
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> or Ass.. The become.
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I am considering online next sememster in something else
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> Andy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> IT seriously is as boring as batshit
32:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> so jewel do you enjoying making out?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd better suited to something else
32:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> so jewel do you enjoy making out?
32:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> *
32:00 <partay> pictard didnt raise the bar too high
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> It's nice, to see you Andy
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit hey partay
32:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> my beard is epic
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> the guy couldn't write a four line stanza
32:00 <faux> Mine too
32:00 <Loof> bought a ps3 + god of war I & II + gta v + ff x + x/2 :D
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> with a gun, pressed to his temple.
33:00 <Picard> partgay hows life as  property tycoon going?
33:00 <Loof> ps2 gaming heaven
33:00 <partay> great
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> All he could do is yelp
33:00 <partay> hows being a bum?
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Like a dog.
33:00 <Picard> a tycoon who cant tell you his returns
33:00 <Picard> lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> How was your trip Picard
33:00 <partay> lol
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> I heard
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> you didn't meet, anyone
33:00 <partay> hahahaha
33:00 <faux> What is even happening right now
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> such is, such is.
33:00 <faux> We were having a normal convo and then panda appeared 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> PieterPanda time it seems
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> take the ring out your nose dude
34:00 <faux> OH BURN
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit said about you is fold twelve me.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> so, see ya on my return ... I'm gonna do some stupid homework until he might stfu
34:00 <Picard> pieterpanda is high tonight
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah real burn 
34:00 <Loof> you back at tafe?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so shattered I have to leave
34:00 <TheRiddler> it derailed to insults
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you understood it.
34:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> anyone got all 4 playstations?
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> ask Loof
34:00 <Loof> i wish romeo
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> how his schizophrenia is going.
34:00 <[__alienated\Romeo^^> hehe okay
34:00 <TheRiddler> picardpanda time
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> I AINT ON DA DRUG!
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> I on da weed fucking my headin!
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I get it 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I finally get it 
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Bastardly_One you even said Loof is fucked up
35:00 <Bastardly_One> whenever we have a discussion about study
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> say it to him now dude
35:00 <Bastardly_One> he gets like this
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> stick
35:00 <Bastardly_One> jealous much?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> to your principles.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> get off you lazy arse and to the same thing
35:00 <faux> God.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm calling you out cunt.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> projecting much?
35:00 <partay> lol
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop bitching behind backs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> everything he says is a projection
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> and sucxing up ops
36:00 <ShadowLurker> oh ffs
36:00 <faux> Goddddd
36:00 <jewel> this place never changes
36:00 <faux> And this is where I switch channels
36:00 <partay> faux you need to divert this conco.. post some boobs quick
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz jewel
36:00 <Lish> lol
36:00 <faux> No
36:00 <ShadowLurker> nah nah
36:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya all in about an hour
36:00 <ShadowLurker> its not the place
36:00 <Lish> Why would you want irc to change
36:00 <ShadowLurker> its the josh
36:00 <Lish> It amazeballs
36:00 <TheRiddler> lets talk about food
36:00 <jewel> its ok
36:00 <TheRiddler> I'm eating footy pies
36:00 <faux> Yes
36:00 <faux> Food
36:00 <faux> I want nachos
36:00 <Bastardly_One> foooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!
36:00 <Loof> food on it's way out
36:00 <TheRiddler> not pies you get at the footy
36:00 <Loof> lets talk about that
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna get some of that 
36:00 <faux> Actually I have doritos salsa and cheese 
37:00 <ShadowLurker> i just had a lamb kebab
37:00 <faux> I should make some
37:00 <Loof> i have eggplant lasagne
37:00 <faux> Mm lamb
37:00 <ShadowLurker> it was delish
37:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway back soon
37:00 <TheRiddler> like it's a pie with steack cheese n bacon
37:00 <faux> Yum shoosh
37:00 <faux> Ash where's me video 
37:00 <[Maverick]> <TheRiddler> like it's a pie with steack cheese n kevin bacon
37:00 <Maurice> I got crumpets today, might eat the whole pack
37:00 <B1-not-here> square or round?
37:00 <ShadowLurker> you love to eat crumpets dont you
37:00 <TheRiddler> I'll make it saturday
37:00 <faux> I had English muffs
37:00 <Maurice> Round
37:00 <TheRiddler> when I have time
37:00 <Maurice> I'm not your wife, ShadowLurker
37:00 <faux> With strawb jam
37:00 <B1-not-here> too easy to eat the whole pack
38:00 <TheRiddler> my onesie just got washed
38:00 <ShadowLurker> touche
38:00 <B1-not-here> go for it 
38:00 <Loof> mmm english muff
38:00 <Maurice> We made mini pizzas on english muffins
38:00 <faux> loll
38:00 <faux> I make pizzas on the ugly ends of bread
38:00 <faux> I wait til I've accumulated like 4
38:00 <Loof> they're so ugly those pieces
38:00 <faux> I know right 
38:00 <couleurs> pics
38:00 <Loof> i actually put them up to the mirror to shame them
38:00 <faux> But with salsa and toppings in the oven theyre delish
39:00 <faux> I need to go to the wee wee shop 
39:00 <faux> My phone battery is dying way too quick 
39:00 <TheRiddler> mexican pizza areba
39:00 <Loof> mmm piza arabs
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yummmm
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm Loof dead.
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmmmmmmmmmmmm
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> yummiest pizza pie evar!
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I let my kid run into traffic once, was stoned.
40:00 <faux> .
40:00 <faux> At least he looks after his kid
40:00 <faux> Where's yours
40:00 <B1-not-here> OUCH!
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's looking after a kid?
40:00 <B1-not-here> oh yeah I was going for a bit
40:00 <jewel> aw romeo left
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> You learnt to paint yet faux?
40:00 <faux> lmao
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> be honest
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> your shit, is shit.
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's why I didn't buy from you.
41:00 <faux> That's why you had your tongue firmly stuck in my asshole to buy one
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> With all that laden..
41:00 <Doodle> lucky bugger
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
41:00 <faux> This is the exact thing I said yesterday 
41:00 <TheRiddler> so she sells shit paintings for 100s of dollars?
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> not when I saw the photograph
41:00 <partay> lol faux
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> Never look back
41:00 <Lumeah> your on something dude really.
41:00 <faux> One day hes like I LUV DEM I WANT ONE
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> that painting
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> flaws
41:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I know art.
41:00 <faux> and next day hes like du u evun paint
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> you just paint shit.
42:00 <Doodle> lol srsly dude
42:00 <partay> id buy one of your paintings faux
42:00 <Doodle> art is subjective
42:00 <Loof> confused little boy
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's why you sell it on the net
42:00 <Doodle> if you knew art you'd know that
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't afront me
42:00 <faux> I don't only sell on the net LOL
42:00 <Doodle> what you think is shit others may think is a masterpiece
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> when I know art
42:00 <couleurs> do u even art
42:00 <faux> you know shit mate go cry over a basketball 
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> it doesn't really matter
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're no Basquiat
42:00 <Loof> lol
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're no nothing
42:00 <faux> Wahhhh simba lost me basketball
42:00 <faux> Wahhhh
42:00 <Doodle> lol basquiat
43:00 <Loof> slug nose
43:00 <partay> lol
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> that what you got?
43:00 <[Maverick]> jesus christ... "Days of Our Lives: #Melbourne Edition" 
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> wow
43:00 <faux> Lol yes doodle I wrote an essay on him and panda begged me to read it
43:00 <faux> And now he's stuck on basquiat saying I'm not him
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> provocative.
43:00 <faux> I wonder if I knew I wasn't black 
43:00 <faux> I didn't send him shit
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure you did
43:00 <faux> Cos I know how bipolar he is
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> well
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you knew what bi-polar is
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> you wouldn't say that.
44:00 <faux> shhh you've embarrassed yourself enough 
44:00 <faux> Pls
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe psychomanic?
44:00 <faux> Maybe shitlicker
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> fox
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> you started this days ago
44:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm sorry, your work is shit
44:00 <jewel> oh no embarassed on irc.. how can you go on
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> always will be
45:00 <Maurice> My ex was bipolar
45:00 <faux> I started this today telling you to shut up
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> find a new fucking avenue
45:00 <Maurice> It's like deja vu
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> for expression!
45:00 <simba> ban
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> can you articulate, at all?
45:00 <faux> Haven't you been writing a book for 12 years now
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
45:00 <ShadowLurker> would you
45:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up
45:00 <Maurice> 'How to win friends and influence people'
45:00 <TheRiddler> pandas is tardpolar :P
45:00 <faux> lmao
45:00 <Maurice> It's already been published
45:00 <dematerialised> paaaaaaaandaaaaaaaaaaaaa
45:00 <ShadowLurker> lool
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> im done
45:00 <dematerialised> you need another holiday
45:00 <ShadowLurker> tardpolar
45:00 <faux> How to fake accents 
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> Maurice did it
45:00 <simba> didnt panda ask yesterday to see fauxs art and faux said no because she knew he would revert back to this mode
46:00 <faux> Yes simba exactly 
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I replied
46:00 <dematerialised> panda did you like your break before
46:00 <faux> I said the exact thing
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> in turn
46:00 <jewel> this place is stoopid
46:00 <Maurice> I did what
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> with a ounoter
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> counter*
46:00 <simba> ban
46:00 <faux> Fuck off jewel you ATTN seeking slut
46:00 <faux> No one cares
46:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> you do
46:00 <faux> I need to pee brb
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> idc at all
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was trolling
46:00 <faux> LMAO
46:00 <faux> OK 
46:00 <faux> Peeing
46:00 <jewel> oooooooo
46:00 <jewel> them is fighting words
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was fun
46:00 <matrix> Attention seeking. Thats why you carry on about peeing
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
47:00 <jewel> yeah faux im taking your attention
47:00 <matrix> That has to be attention too
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 u jewel
47:00 <Doodle> y is everyone so narky
47:00 <jewel> oh panda 
47:00 <jewel> :)
47:00 <Doodle> have a cone for christs sake
47:00 <Maurice> Careful or you'll get pee'd on
47:00 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/c48effb8c4c1f35fde90e7714aa854f5/tumblr_n6lk16kItO1rwbsl5o1_400.jpg
47:00 <Maurice> I'm not Doodle, they call me mellow yellow
47:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Donovan - Mello Yello.mp3 (4.95MB 128kbps Stereo 5:24)
47:00 <Mew> lush
47:00 <Doodle> whoah
47:00 <Doodle> boobies
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i miss u MeGusta
48:00 <Maurice> chek out dem norkz
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew*
48:00 <simba> the guy who went on a rampage or whatever happened in adelaide today looks like panda http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2014/06/05/1226944/766984-5de947f4-ec7d-11e3-bb45-046f3d36ad52.jpg
48:00 <Doodle> far out
48:00 <Mew> vom
48:00 <[Maverick]> they are lush boobs 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> jonno
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> how nice of u
48:00 <dematerialised> i wanna bite them mew
48:00 <faux> and I'm done
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> and
48:00 <Doodle> wb
48:00 <Skirmish> Why are you always looking at boobs Mew? 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i'd never do that
48:00 <TheRiddler> whos are those Mew?
48:00 <Doodle> she's a leso
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I told u
48:00 <Lish> Yeah it's weird
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> of that guy
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> this morning simba
48:00 <faux> I love how panda says welsh but has a weird fake accent and looks Asian
49:00 <jewel> oh faux wb how was your pee
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fake?
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont fucking
49:00 <faux> Lmao
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> say my accent is fake
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> you leb fuck
49:00 <faux> your accent changes every 20 minutes
49:00 <Maurice> What an odd thing to get angry about
49:00 <faux> Have you heard yourself spwak
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i have two accents
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> sure
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> that happens.
49:00 <jewel> this is sad
49:00 <simba> what happened this morning?
49:00 <faux> LOL
49:00 <faux> Ah Yes
49:00 <faux> One for the Weekend.
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck u christine leb whore
49:00 <[Maverick]> Hitman is such a good movie 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant paint for shit
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> never be famous
50:00 <simba> lol
50:00 <Maurice> Almost Famous
50:00 <Mew> hey pandas why dont you make like a tree and fuck off
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> u paint by numbers dude
50:00 <faux> Christine
50:00 <simba> calm down 
50:00 <jewel> if shes on irc she aint famours
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ive seen ur shit
50:00 <jewel> famous
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> its crap
50:00 <Maurice> You might want to settle down, PandasDontDrive, you're quite irrate and bringing my mood down
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> crap
50:00 <faux> hahahahahahahahahahahaha
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> absolute crap
50:00 <simba> today u are jealous of faux 
50:00 <faux> He gets so angry over his fake accent 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> u showed me heaps of ur paintings
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> shit
50:00 <faux> It makes me so happy 
50:00 <Maurice> And you've already admitted to trolling
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> u try hard
50:00 <Maurice> So keep it up and you'll be banned for it
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> to be like other painters
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> we had convos about it
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> u said it urself
50:00 <TheRiddler> have you heard yourself sqwak
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont say u didnt
51:00 <faux> Uh what
51:00 <TheRiddler> *squak
51:00 <faux> shh panda
51:00 <TheRiddler> or whatever
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <simba> sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> man ppl like u that talk shit just so others get on ur side
51:00 <faux> You don't know what you're saying 
51:00 <jewel> wth
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> sickening dude
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> so lame
51:00 <matrix> Attention seekers .....
51:00 <faux> Simbas so fancay
51:00 <Doodle> O_o
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> stand up for urself and be honest dude.
51:00 <Serenity> simba if you set off stebies ban im not taking it off
51:00 <Skirmish> faux: Are you boxxy from youtube?  
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk simba
51:00 <Doodle> SEZZ
51:00 <Doodle> TAKE IT OFF
51:00 <simba> what ban
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <Maurice> Take it alllll off
51:00 <jewel> cant you put this channel on mute
51:00 <Serenity> for repeating
51:00 <simba> didnt he remove it thats why you can repeat now?
52:00 <Serenity> no
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> man simba
52:00 <Mew> fauxxy
52:00 <simba> but u can do 3 in a row now
52:00 <Serenity> i can put you on mute jewel
52:00 <simba> as u can see
52:00 <Maurice> You realised you'd be muted too, jewel?
52:00 <faux> Mewmewww
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> i tell u about that dude this morning
52:00 <jewel> yes
52:00 <Maurice> -d
52:00 <Serenity> yes you can do 3
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> and then u go on saying that dude is like me
52:00 <Serenity> youve always been able to do 3
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf man
52:00 <simba> whats the new limit
52:00 <jewel> i realise that Maurice
52:00 <Serenity> more than 3?
52:00 <Doodle> i could never do 3
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> where's the connexion?
52:00 <Picard> simbis give it a try
52:00 <jewel> Serenity no its ok thanks
52:00 <Doodle> get tired after the 2nd
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn loser
52:00 <Maurice> Sure you can, Doodle, just stretch first
52:00 <Doodle> i spose i could if i tried really hard
53:00 <Maurice> Just remember lots of lube is the key
53:00 <Mew> i just gave rory a bit of milo on a spoon and he milo coughed lmao
53:00 <faux> Simba man oi let's watch a movie togevva oi
53:00 <simba> PandasDontDrive i just said he looks like you which is true dont you thinik
53:00 <faux> Aww Rory
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> losing your job and sitting around smoking pot ever day getting to you jonno?
53:00 <simba> the bald with glasses look 
53:00 <Serenity> hey man Maurice and i watch movies together
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> feeling like Loof?
53:00 <Maurice> Sometimes we snuggle
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah mate
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont think so.
53:00 <faux> But do you bitch at her when you're angry 
53:00 <Serenity> she steals the malteasers tho
53:00 <faux> And then lick her asshole
53:00 <simba> chill out man why are you raging at me now
53:00 <Serenity> fucking hog
53:00 <faux> I don't think so
53:00 <Doodle> nobody watches movies with me exceot the cunt
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> I posted the shit, dude looks nothing like me.
53:00 <Doodle> except
53:00 <simba> half an hour ago you were PMing me poems and now youre raging at me
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> half hour ago
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i didnt pm poem shit
54:00 <ShadowLurker> sometimes they sacrifice goats to the god in the backyard naked covered in virgins blood
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont bullshit main.
54:00 <Maurice> Don't speak about your sister that way Doodle
54:00 <Doodle> looool
54:00 <Skirmish> You can put jewel on mute. 
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> i pmed you that poem days ago.
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont pullshit jonno
54:00 <Doodle> was it a love poem
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
54:00 <fawks> this is a more accurate pic of PandasDontDrive
54:00 <fawks> https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR0Fep6GKSJW5g-FgZc3sXHVDMcPSWP6gzz2m9IbyeU4ztZ2rEgoQ
54:00 <Doodle> was it about me
54:00 <Maurice> I got that poem too
54:00 <Maurice> Yes
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> coz im in love wid him
54:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
54:00 <Maurice> About your golden penis
54:00 <Doodle> lol
54:00 <Doodle> oh that
55:00 <Doodle> the doorstop
55:00 <Maurice> Its like the poetic verson of the Bond movie
55:00 <Maurice> Version
56:00 <Doodle> i wish someone would give me an aston martin so i can be james bond
56:00 <Doodle> and slap women
56:00 <Maurice> And be a man slut
56:00 <Doodle> yeh
56:00 <simba> i wish i had a jag
56:00 <Doodle> fkoath
56:00 <Maurice> I think I want to be James Bond
56:00 <Maurice> Shaken not shtirred
56:00 <Doodle> i wouldn't say no to a jag either
56:00 <Doodle> i nearly bought one a few yrs ago
56:00 <Maurice> I wouldn't say no to Daniel Craig
57:00 <Doodle> xjr ftw
57:00 <Maurice> Is that Russian?
57:00 <Maurice> xjrftw
57:00 <Doodle> what
57:00 <Maurice> Means hello in Russian
57:00 <Doodle> lol no its a car
57:00 <Doodle> jaguar xjr
57:00 <Maurice> Lol no kidding
57:00 <Doodle> FU
57:00 <Maurice> OK
57:00 <Doodle> ;)
57:00 <Maurice> Thats English for lets fuck
57:00 <Doodle> in the back seat of the jaaaaaaaaag
57:00 <Maurice> Yeahhhh
58:00 <fawks> jag u r 
58:00 <Doodle> i kind of miss having a back seat
58:00 <ShadowLurker> try not to get jizz on the leather
58:00 <Doodle> for chucking stuff on
58:00 <Maurice> It'll wipe off
58:00 <Doodle> no
58:00 <Doodle> its perforated
58:00 <Maurice> Like bodies
58:00 <Maurice> Then you could birth mini jags
58:00 <Doodle> every time you switch on the seat heaters it woud smell like warm stale jizz
58:00 <Serenity> big back seat for poodle lovin
59:00 <Maurice> Lol
59:00 <Doodle> +l
59:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahaha
59:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL Doodle
59:00 <Serenity> kind of like steamed brussel sprouts
59:00 <Doodle> atm it smells like wog salesman farts and aftershave
59:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus
59:00 <Maurice> Sprouts mexicaine
59:00 <Doodle> loooool
59:00 <Serenity> LOL
59:00 <ShadowLurker> ROFL
59:00 <Shadowgate> Doodle you kill of laughter
59:00 <ShadowLurker> dis cunt
00:00 <Doodle> if only i could kill
00:00 <Maurice> I'll kill of murder in a minute
00:00 <Doodle> aiight time for a hot bath and a bottle of gin
00:00 <Doodle> bbs
01:00 <Doodle> i'm not having Maurice's baby
01:00 <Maurice> GOOD
01:00 <Maurice> I bet it's not even mine
01:00 <Doodle> ..
01:00 <Maurice> And I aint paying for no diapers
02:00 <Serenity> ohh you reminded me i have wine cooling
02:00 <Maurice> Oh nice
03:00 <simba> i have cool wining
05:00 <Serenity> mmm yum
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> apologies simba
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> out of place insulting you man.
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
06:00 <jewel> and all is right with the world
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3 jewel
08:00 <Skirmish> So how many personalities do you have in total PandasDontDrive? 
08:00 <Picard> what a fucking kiss arse
08:00 <Picard> this makes me wanna throw up
08:00 <Picard> pieterpanda
08:00 <couleurs> yer
09:00 <[Maverick]> <@Maurice> And be a man slut 
09:00 <[Maverick]> glad im not one 
09:00 <Mew> so for anyone who didnt know what bipolar is
09:00 <Maurice> Piffle
09:00 <Mew> now you know
09:00 <ShadowLurker> Maurice
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard
09:00 <couleurs> tripolar
09:00 <ShadowLurker> you spelt poofle wrong
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> Andy
09:00 <Maurice> Oh my bad
09:00 <Maurice> Poofle*
09:00 <Mew> quadpole
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Mew
10:00 <Skirmish> Dodecahedronolar.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> you started the whole bipolar thing
10:00 <ShadowLurker> he's got so many poles he could be poland
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> you started a lot of shit for your own amusement
10:00 <Maurice> To be honest, nobody needed to start it lol
10:00 <Maurice> We can all read
10:00 <Mew> zebupole
10:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
10:00 <ShadowLurker> true
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie
10:00 <Skirmish> I think we can just all agree that your brain is fucked PandasDontDrive.
10:00 <Picard> lol Maurice
10:00 <Loof> A squeaker is a child on an online voice chat that has not yet reached puberty. The squeaker will talk in an extremely loud voice, to the point of the audio level needing to be turned down for the comfort of the listener. The squeaker is infamous for using execcive profaity on voice chat, inserting a swear word in nearly every sentence, as they think it will make the older boys think he is cool. The other kind of squeaker is the sex obsessed 
10:00 <Loof> squeaker who is in the middle of puberty, and will constantly talk about sexual acts that he has ever done, and will use nothing but sexual terms to insult other players.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're psychomanic.
10:00 <Picard> way to many drugs
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^
10:00 <Mew> hi im ellie
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> that's what you are.
11:00 <Mew> im a psychomaniak
11:00 <Mew> hehe
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> psychomanic
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> You havent achieved anything
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> etc.
11:00 <[Maverick]> fuck up pandis 
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> live at the end of the world, nothing much happens
11:00 <Maurice> PandasDontDrive, can you please, for the love of god, just fucking be normal for one night
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's pure psychology
11:00 <Maurice> Or I'm removing you
11:00 <Mew> my rhymes whack, cos im a psychomaniakkkk
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity wants to study it
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ellie is the perfect person.
12:00 <jewel> he is being normal
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm just being honest
12:00 <Serenity> kinda in the process of studying it yes
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> I dropped out of Psychology at SA uni
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> wasn't for me.
12:00 <dematerialised> because you'd self-analyse?
12:00 <[Maverick]> jewel you cumguzzling dragqueen, you know nothing about jewel
12:00 <Mew> lmao
12:00 <[Maverick]> pandas* 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm not cut out for psychology
12:00 <[Maverick]> same thing 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> least u are sezz
12:00 <Mew> we know
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm just saying Mew
13:00 <couleurs> jewel u had 1 good song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> there are a lot of things about me too
13:00 <Mew> spit it out
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> a lot of things
13:00 <jewel> yes i know
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd freely number them out to sezz 
13:00 <jewel> [Maverick] what do you want
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> but I'm honest.
13:00 <Mew> ok wot
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't hide behind things.
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> You do.
14:00 <jewel> you sure dont
14:00 <[Maverick]> you to fuck off and stop encouraging the river of shit that spews from PandasDontDrive's mouth 
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> if you cannot handle it, but to spread rumours, says it all.
14:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
14:00 <Serenity> im going to go read my textbooks
14:00 <Serenity> o/
14:00 <jewel> [Maverick] i encourage you to shut up
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> and oooer that says you're sensitive.
14:00 <dematerialised> \o Serenity
14:00 <jewel> yes go read 
16:00 <jewel> this place is like hell
16:00 <dematerialised> you should hang out in cats
16:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
16:00 <jewel> nite TheRiddler
17:00 <Picard> fuck me
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> go read.. anything.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> spot books.
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> one day get to wind in the willows.
20:00 <Maurice> Can you just stop please
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> maybe, one day, *whispers* you will turn into a real boy
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk Maurice.
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Christ
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> soz Bastardly_One
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> ill leave
21:00 <jewel> maybe you need to have some milk now panda
21:00 <dematerialised> please do
21:00 <Maurice> Thank you
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> so you can talk about the last twenty years of IRC
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was pleasently chatting untill it came upon me.
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> so go fuck yourselves if you want to blame me.
22:00 <robot> who came on you
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> my uncle.
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> I was thirteen
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> it was at summer camp.
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
22:00 <Maurice> We're not doing this yet again
22:00 <Maurice> Last chance
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk Maurice
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> done deal.
23:00 <robot> Maurice is at her wits end
23:00 <Mew> panda youre the non variable in this irc experiment.. everywhere there is faggotry, there is you
23:00 <partay> ive seen Maurice's iron fist penetrate... its not pretty
23:00 <jewel> lol
23:00 <jewel> Maurice is scary
23:00 <robot> (which, between you and me, is only a couple of steps away if you get my meaning)
23:00 <Maurice> My Iron Fists are pretty hot partay, admit it
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> scary but Maurice does have a big penis
23:00 <dematerialised> your iron fisting
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
24:00 <partay> my penis is still in a sling 
24:00 <jewel> well a big penis changes everything
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
24:00 <Maurice> My penis is at work
24:00 <dematerialised> partay: repetitive stress injury?
24:00 <dematerialised> :P
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I so wish I had a big vagina now
24:00 <partay> ok ladies calm down.. theres plenty of robot to go around
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> mine is so little and tight..
24:00 <Fez> Breasts
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> bois dig in!
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> wait
24:00 <Fez> I mean hi
24:00 <Fez> Partay
24:00 <Fez> Sup
24:00 <robot> hey partay
24:00 <partay> hey fez
24:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> bois dig in!
25:00 <Fez> Robot
25:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> ;)
25:00 <robot> yo
25:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> Pussy, pussy, pussy!
25:00 <partay> the robot
25:00 <MrsCoochieKisses> Selling Asian pussy, Black pussy, White pussy, some kind've alien mixed pussy!
26:00 <DonkeyPunchedGirl> I got a complaint!!
26:00 <DonkeyPunchedGirl> lmfao
26:00 <Maurice> Sometimes when making love with robot, I get cuts and rust spots
26:00 <Maurice> He needs to work on his hygiene
26:00 <Fez> Lube him up
26:00 <smooworm> I once entered Maurice's den. Fire buns btw.
26:00 <dematerialised> tetatnus is only slightly less worse than aids
26:00 <slinky_J> :P
26:00 <Picard> lol pandis
27:00 <slinky_J> lol
27:00 <Picard> getting annoying?
27:00 <slinky_J> nah
27:00 <slinky_J> what?
27:00 <slinky_J> ur on silence mate.
27:00 <slinky_J> cant see shit u flood dude.
27:00 <slinky_J> dumbass.
27:00 <jewel> aw slinky_J is cool
27:00 <slinky_J> <3 jewel
27:00 <jewel> :)
28:00 <simba> 21:36:17 <PandasDontDrive> apologies simba
28:00 <simba> 21:36:31 <PandasDontDrive> out of place insulting you man.
28:00 <simba> its ok im used 2 ur outbursts
28:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <simba> doesnt excuse them tho josh
28:00 <simba> u r 30 something u cant act 14 anymore
28:00 <Picard> simba we should help him
28:00 <simba> and dont lash out at me again for saying this its true
29:00 <simba> we all know it
29:00 <Picard> you live in adelaide find him a decent shrink
29:00 <simba> Picard shut the hell up you are in an even worse state
29:00 <jewel> lol this is funny
29:00 <dematerialised> simba laying down the law
29:00 <partay> lol
29:00 <couleurs> jewel u had 1 good song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
29:00 <jewel> couleurs i know
29:00 <Picard> fucken
30:00 <slinky_J> [21:58] <simba> 21:36:17 <PandasDontDrive> apologies simba
30:00 <slinky_J> [21:58] <simba> 21:36:31 <PandasDontDrive> out of place insulting you man.
30:00 <slinky_J> [21:58] <simba> its ok im used 2 ur outbursts
30:00 <slinky_J> cheers bro
30:00 <slinky_J> :)
31:00 <slinky_J> n um Picard, i wouldnt waste an smd on you Andy.
31:00 <robot> haha Maurice
31:00 <slinky_J> suck my asshole dry.
31:00 <jewel> thats gross lol
31:00 <robot> we don't make love baby it's just banging
31:00 <Maurice> Thats why it hurts so much!
32:00 <slinky_J> lolz
32:00 <slinky_J> robot
32:00 <Maurice> Cam used to complain about my hipbones hurting
32:00 <slinky_J> fuck a baby in me
32:00 <Maurice> This was before I put on 40kgs
32:00 <slinky_J> (opens his vagina)
32:00 <Maurice> Now I'm nice and padded
32:00 <robot> lol
33:00 <robot> sometimes when Maurice and i r bangin, i get hungry half way
34:00 <robot> she's a good sport tho she goes makes me a sandwich
34:00 <dematerialised> how does a robot eat a sandwich
34:00 <Maurice> Theres a lesson to be learnt, eat first then bang ;)
35:00 <Picard> ive never seen a bloke rage for so long
35:00 <Maurice> Don't Picard
36:00 <doctor> I'll get my rage on one day and go out with a ball of fire
36:00 <dematerialised> make sure you do it on irc
36:00 <dematerialised> otherwise it doesn't count
37:00 <slinky_J> <Picard> ive never seen a bloke rage for so long <-- you in my pm for the last month and a half
37:00 <doctor> true, you lot have been good to me so I'll make sure you're all there with me
38:00 <slinky_J> i call lolowned
38:00 <slinky_J> dickhead.
44:00 <couleurs> yea but do u even art?
45:00 <Picard> doctor u rage every day
46:00 <slinky_J> don't start on doctor.
46:00 <Picard> dont talk to me
46:00 <slinky_J> that's wishfull thinking
46:00 <slinky_J> don't even talk.
46:00 <slinky_J> go eat some berries and shrubs.
46:00 <Picard> go rage somewhere else
46:00 <doctor> i rage silently
46:00 <slinky_J> [22:07] <slinky_J> <Picard> ive never seen a bloke rage for so long <-- you in my pm for the last month and a half
46:00 <slinky_J> [22:07] <slinky_J> <Picard> ive never seen a bloke rage for so long <-- you in my pm for the last month and a half
46:00 <Picard> go bash some kid and steal his money
47:00 <Picard> doctor how u been
47:00 <slinky_J> look up, you dog.
47:00 <doctor> same as usual. how about yourself?
47:00 <Picard> just got back from melbourne today
47:00 <Picard> was lovely to get away
47:00 <doctor> that's right
47:00 <Picard> had a nice meal at Crown last night
47:00 <Picard> Lucky Chan is awesome
48:00 <doctor> nice
48:00 <doctor> i hope you spent your time wisely and didn't do any work
48:00 <Picard> then we went to the bar down the end near Towers and had a few drinks
48:00 <Picard> one day of work, the rest play
49:00 <Picard> i had a beer with matthew richardson
49:00 <doctor> good lad
49:00 <doctor> not sure who that is
49:00 <Picard> good to see him inducted to the hall of fame
49:00 <Picard> footballer
49:00 <Picard> such a down to earth bloke
50:00 <doctor> did you get any signed memorabilia?
50:00 <Picard> nuh
50:00 <Picard> all i had to sign was my bald head
51:00 <doctor> well thats something
51:00 <Fez> Hj's!!
52:00 <Fez> Oh no :(
52:00 <JH> lol
52:00 <Fez> Hehe
52:00 <JH> whats up
52:00 <Fez> Sfa
52:00 <Fez> Thinkin bout bed
53:00 <JH> too early
54:00 <Picard> might go to bed soon
54:00 <Fez> Im exhuasted
54:00 <Picard> same
55:00 <JH> I should do the same
56:00 <Picard> 3am this morning, and up at 7 im stuffed
56:00 <Mew> jet lag 
56:00 <Picard> hardly, its a one hour flight lol
56:00 <Picard> huge night last night at crown
57:00 <Mew> sarcasm sheldon
58:00 <Fez> Mew
58:00 <Picard> thats not necessary.
58:00 <Mew> feZ
58:00 <Fez> Hi
58:00 <Fez> Hows things
58:00 <Fez> Thats good
58:00 <Fez> ;)
58:00 <Mew> hello good thanks
59:00 <Picard> show us ya tits
59:00 <Fez> Dont be a dick picard
59:00 <Fez> Good to hear mew
00:00 <robot> nite
01:00 <Mew> nightinight
01:00 <Mew> wow ok BYE EVERYONE
01:00 <robot> lol
01:00 <robot> i'm going so mew's world is ending
01:00 <robot> WHY IS EVERYONE LEAVING
01:00 <Mew> FUUUUUCK
02:00 <Mew> PISS IN MY ASSSSSS
03:00 <pelican> hello
04:00 <Mew> hi peliquan
04:00 <Fez> Can i?
11:00 <robot> if i was gonna be stuck on an island with anyone from irc it would be mewwww
11:00 <robot> i feel like we would pick coconuts and go fishing
11:00 <Fez> Hot
11:00 <Fez> Coconut bras
12:00 <robot> lol
12:00 <robot> LOL
12:00 <Fez> Matching
12:00 <robot> thats not what i meant
12:00 <Fez> Oh
12:00 <Fez> Hand bra?
12:00 <robot> mew is just one of these people that everyone loves because she's easy to get along with
12:00 <robot> lol..
12:00 <Fez> Hand panties?
12:00 <Fez> K ill stop
12:00 <Skirmish> Mew is a pantie dropper. 
12:00 <Skirmish> I’d drop mine for Mew. 
13:00 <Mew> i actually love fishing
13:00 <Mew> can we make a boat
13:00 <robot> yeah!
14:00 <robot> and sail to the other scary island across the way, but not on a full moon because there are scary drums and noises that come from there every month.
14:00 <robot> wait that's blue lagooon
14:00 <Fez> U were in blue lagoon?
14:00 <robot> yeh
14:00 <robot> i was a crab
14:00 <Fez> F yea
15:00 <Fez> Sebastian?
15:00 <robot> yeah and mew was ariel
16:00 <Mew> the tide is high but im holdin on, i thought it was an oar but it was rooobots dong 
16:00 <Fez> Mews a ranga?
16:00 <Fez> *drooooooll
17:00 <pelican> i fish for tadpoles
17:00 <robot> lol
17:00 <robot> mew, row faster
17:00 <Fez> Shell bra
17:00 <Fez> Show us that pic mew. Lol.
18:00 <Mew> lmao robot
18:00 <Mew> i doonee av a shell bra wee lad
18:00 <Fez> But...
18:00 <Fez> Its im the movie
19:00 <Fez> In
19:00 <Mew> ack aye
19:00 <Fez> Totes
20:00 <robot> i would make a hut
20:00 <robot> and go in it when it rains
20:00 <pelican> i whould draw u new pic one day mew
20:00 <robot> and go out spear fishing in the rock pools
20:00 <robot> pelican, that pete?
20:00 <pelican> ye
20:00 <Mew> you rugged beast
20:00 <robot> mother fucker!
20:00 <pelican> sup cuz
21:00 <robot> how you doin
21:00 <pelican> not bad man
21:00 <pelican> how u been
21:00 <robot> good man
21:00 <Mew> have u got my old one pete?
21:00 <Mew> in paint lol
21:00 <robot> not bad mate, i was overseas for a while
22:00 <robot> Mew i'll draw ya
22:00 <robot> like one of my robot girls
22:00 <robot> nah
22:00 <Mew> bee boop
23:00 <robot> did.. did you just have a robogasm?
23:00 <Fez> Betty 
23:00 <Fez> Lol. Robogasm
24:00 <pelican> where did ya go
24:00 <pelican> nuh that on me old lappy
24:00 <pelican> i just remeber you had a bad haircut
24:00 <robot> canada and the US
25:00 <robot> 4 months
25:00 <pelican> nice!  how long did ya go for
25:00 <pelican> fuk ye
25:00 <pelican> you have a great time ?
25:00 <robot> yeah
25:00 <robot> had a fucken ice storm, polar vortex
25:00 <robot> 10,000 blizzards
25:00 <pelican> lol
25:00 <robot> snow up above my head
25:00 <pelican> fukin wrong time the year bruz
26:00 <robot> i'm 6'2
26:00 <pelican> lol fukin hell
26:00 <robot> saw new year, did all the touristy stuff
26:00 <robot> was cool
26:00 <robot> saw niagara
26:00 <robot> did heaps
27:00 <pelican> what was your fav place
27:00 <robot> niagara was definitely up there, maybe new york
27:00 <robot> but i wouldn't live there
27:00 <robot> too crammed
28:00 <robot> anyway i'm off to bed
28:00 <robot> night u lot
29:00 <pelican> aiight cuz
29:00 <pelican> sweet dreams!
32:00 <Serenity> :|
33:00 <simba> Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
34:00 <Bastardly_One> righty o
35:00 <pelican> simby
35:00 <pelican> u been practicing gta?
36:00 <Loof> i'll gta all y'all's asses with my lvl 4
37:00 <pelican> ill take your fuses out ya fusebox so ya cant play loof
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm like 300 rp off 62
38:00 <Loof> i'm downloading nba 2k14 for ps3
38:00 <Loof> x-com next
39:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
39:00 <Loof> the one you get with playstation plus for free
39:00 <Loof> cant check atm
39:00 <Loof> cause it's installing shgit
40:00 <Loof> enemy unknown
41:00 <pelican> im at front your house loof
41:00 <pelican> in the telephone pit
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've the second one 
41:00 <Loof> enjoy the show
41:00 <Bastardly_One> enemy within ... commanders edition
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I've gotten stuck and not got back into it yet
41:00 <Bastardly_One> good game
41:00 <pelican> im gonna cut your wires
41:00 <Bastardly_One> really good game
42:00 <pelican> ddos ya foneline first
42:00 <pelican> send 240 volts down it
42:00 <Serenity> ddos ya fax machine
42:00 <pelican> lol
42:00 <Loof> ok brother fucker do your worst
42:00 <pelican> get 100 faxes to send at once
42:00 <pelican> jam up ya paper
43:00 <Mew> PC LOAD LETTER
43:00 <pelican> fax was the shit back in the day
43:00 <pelican> walkman
43:00 <Serenity> do people still use it
43:00 <pelican> yep
43:00 <pelican> all the old cunts
43:00 <Mew> lots ofvbusinesses still use fax
43:00 <Serenity> im watching people on youtube trip balls on salvia
44:00 <pelican> yeah my boss still uses his heaps
44:00 <Mew> same
44:00 <Mew> i always answer and its a bloody fax
45:00 <simba> you love watching people trip dont u Serenity
45:00 <Loof> eeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
45:00 <Excessive> gd evenin \o.
45:00 <simba> one day i hope u trip that much
45:00 <Serenity> its funny watching people on drugs
45:00 <Excessive> drugzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
46:00 <Mew> try "drugs music festival"
46:00 <Loof> mmm drugggggs
46:00 <Serenity> this salvia stuff looks intense
46:00 <Serenity> people forget how to talk
46:00 <Excessive> I have Mew ............ lotsah times
47:00 <Excessive> jus that now gigs have turned to shit
47:00 <Excessive> most of em
47:00 <Mew> i forgot who i was from nos once
47:00 <Mew> just briefly
47:00 <Mew> gentlt
47:00 <Bastardly_One> apt timing
47:00 <Maurice> I forgot how to breathe on acid once
48:00 <Maurice> Had to keep reminding myself
48:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jud62GB4B-o
48:00 <Bastardly_One> evening The_Baron
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 152,947 - 721 likes (88.2%), 96 dislikes (11.8%)
48:00 <jewel> oh its the baron
48:00 <Maurice> But voila, her eI am
48:00 <The_Baron> yeah it's this cunt
48:00 <The_Baron> evening Bastardly_One
48:00 <jewel> great
50:00 <Loof> you all should watch "Wentworth" it's australian
50:00 <Loof> based on the old cult classic "Prisoner"
50:00 <Loof> about a women's prison
50:00 <Loof> it's so feral
51:00 <Loof> it's on foxtel or piratebay
51:00 <The_Baron> I didn't mind the original Prisoner
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a re-imagining of it 
52:00 <The_Baron> all that butch leso violence and YA DIRTY MOLE
52:00 <Bastardly_One> has Bea in it ... who in real life lives about 2 suburbs away
52:00 <Serenity> american bongs are weird
52:00 <Bastardly_One> started last year
52:00 <matrix> Prisoner was aussie too if i remember rightly
52:00 <Loof> yeah b1 it's epic
52:00 <Loof> yeah it was matrix
52:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, they are, but fuck they are better than a shitty Magic Water Pipe brand
52:00 <The_Baron> chinese made bongs are just craaap
52:00 <Serenity> are they? ive never used ones
53:00 <The_Baron> good thing really
53:00 <Serenity> watching these clips on youtube they dont have the hole like ours have the stem?? comes out
53:00 <The_Baron> truly the worst brand ever
53:00 <Loof> yeah that's the shotty
53:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, depends on the brand
53:00 <Loof> pulling out the stem
53:00 <The_Baron> some have the shotty, most u have to get the air into the chamber by lifting the cone and stem out
53:00 <Serenity> weirdd
54:00 <The_Baron> though best bong I ever had was a single cone stem as a single piece
54:00 <The_Baron> all glass
54:00 <The_Baron> but I hate foot long bongs
54:00 <The_Baron> end up getting oxygen dep before u punch the cone
54:00 <Serenity> mines quote short
54:00 <Serenity> quite
55:00 <Bastardly_One> mine is short
55:00 <Excessive> should like have a fiddy through a hooker sometime
55:00 <Bastardly_One> might as well be a springa bottle
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *hookah
55:00 <jewel> drug talk
55:00 <jewel> the essence of melbourne channel
55:00 <Excessive> hookah even then*
56:00 <The_Baron> weed's not a drug maaan
56:00 <The_Baron> it's a herb
56:00 <The_Baron> :P
56:00 <matrix> It never changes.    Drugs sex and trolls
56:00 <jewel> gross what it is
56:00 <The_Baron> no grosser than any other vice
56:00 <jewel> indeed
56:00 <jewel> people just waste their money and time
56:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, u should check out ozbongs.com.au
57:00 <Bastardly_One> the day you can smoke club peppermint chocolate
57:00 <The_Baron> I been loving the black leaf collection personally
57:00 <Skirmish> You know it’s pumping at work when you’ve gone and got the owners manual out of the car to read. 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> unno where I was going with that
57:00 <Bastardly_One> *dunno
58:00 <Serenity> oh those are nice
58:00 <The_Baron> u checking out the black leaf collection?
58:00 <Serenity> yeh
58:00 <The_Baron> yeah, I tried a few of them at the hemp embassy in nimbin
58:00 <Excessive> ummmm .............. I gave up zah bongs yrs ago
58:00 <The_Baron> they make superb glass
58:00 <Excessive> was gettin chest pains etc
58:00 <pelican> haha mew
59:00 <pelican> sounds like morsecode
59:00 <Excessive> so jus spliffs now
59:00 <pelican> i bought 8 jerry cans tody for 60 bux
59:00 <pelican> an a stainless steel shovel shiney as
59:00 <pelican> bargin
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