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00:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One knows what i mean
00:00 <DemonsRun> Go for it faggot
00:00 <DemonsRun> You can't do shit to me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you know he's extra touchy about his real name right?
00:00 <DemonsRun> You're on the internet you idiot
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> whoa harsh words missy
00:00 <Serenity> is his name actually simon
00:00 <TheRiddler> simons says touch my pee pee
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol the internet is the best place for me to cut promos
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> dont act like u know it Bastardly_One
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw him get really shitty at someone coming in called Simon
01:00 <milk> just putting out the fires from the last volley now
01:00 <Serenity> wtf is he talking about cutting promos
01:00 <DemonsRun> Who know Serenity he spills that much shit
01:00 <DemonsRun> No idea about this promo shit
01:00 <Bastardly_One> "you can't use that name!"
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One knows
01:00 <DemonsRun> Guess he thinks he can make adds...
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> im gona cut a heel promo on everyone here
01:00 <Bastardly_One> then I worked out Saemon was a try hard spelling of Simon
01:00 <Serenity> is this some gay wrestling thing
01:00 <Bastardly_One> only
01:00 <TheRiddler> simon says walk
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ONLY
01:00 <TheRiddler> sorry simon you're out
01:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks it says Simon
01:00 <Bastardly_One> his nick says Sairmon
01:00 <DemonsRun> Simple simon
02:00 <Bastardly_One> it's try hard GoT spelling of Simon
02:00 <DemonsRun> I read it as sayman
02:00 <Serenity> well to be fair is says say-mon
02:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Typhoon-class_submarine
02:00 <Serenity> or seemon
02:00 <milk> these things
02:00 <DemonsRun> Semen
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but we know how dense he is
02:00 <Serenity> paediatrcian is ae
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> <DemonsRun> I read it as sayman
02:00 <TheRiddler> simon says semen
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> how do u get man
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> from mon?
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> and Serenity is right
02:00 <DemonsRun> Just how my mind reads it on 2 hours sleep cockhead
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> say-mon is how its meant to be said and read
03:00 <TheRiddler> the legendary saiyaman
03:00 <Bastardly_One> see he's admitting it though
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> not  Sairmon
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> wtf is that Bastardly_One
03:00 <DemonsRun> Your names still simon
03:00 <DemonsRun> Not saemon
03:00 <TheRiddler> or semen
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that it's a failed GoT spelling of Simon
03:00 <Bastardly_One> is what you're admitting
03:00 <TheRiddler> IT'S SEA MAN
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> im admitting that Serenity got it right the first time shes mentioned it
03:00 <DemonsRun> It's still NOT simon
03:00 <TheRiddler> :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> can't even get that right you failure
03:00 <TheRiddler> ahahaha southpark
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> and you got it wrong Bastardly_One, the whole time
03:00 <DemonsRun> He's still a fuckwit
03:00 <DemonsRun> So who cares
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> alright heel promo time
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One who should i do first?
04:00 <TheRiddler> you wear high heels [sA3m0n]?
04:00 <DemonsRun> Yourself
04:00 <Bastardly_One> are you considering that game? if not read IGN's review
04:00 <Mew> ive always thought semen like encyclopaedia
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> why are you ignoring me now?
04:00 <TheRiddler> wouldn't they clash with the wheelchair
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> but u acknowledge me when everyone is is attacking me?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> do yourself, in 
05:00 <DemonsRun> LOL TheRiddler 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> like this time kick that chair from under the noose
05:00 <DemonsRun> There is no wheelchair, Serenity already got that out of him
05:00 <TheRiddler> :p
05:00 <Bastardly_One> nobody got it out of him
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he busted himself 
05:00 <Loof> i buy so many games that i never play
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One i will collapse ya other lung in a min
05:00 <Bastardly_One> worried as fuck at the work for the dole
05:00 <Loof> or play a little
06:00 <DemonsRun> Sell them then Loof 
06:00 <DemonsRun> No point in having shit you don't need
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> i wont need to work for the dole anymore haha
06:00 <TheRiddler> noooo
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well it's a unique game and well done
06:00 <TheRiddler> I made that mistake of selling games
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all Japanese art
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and the world looks like it's drawn
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> ive informed centrelink that ive got depression and anxiety disorder
06:00 <TheRiddler> you miss playing them after awhile
06:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler for instance
06:00 <TheRiddler> or not getting to play them
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd fucking love Okami
07:00 <TheRiddler> I want okami
07:00 <Loof> but it's still 3d?
07:00 <TheRiddler> wii version
07:00 <Bastardly_One> HD
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I had the Wii version TheRiddler
07:00 <DemonsRun> And after this financial year they'll go over your case with a highlighter simon, making you pay back all the shit you've claimed
07:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I still have it I think
07:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's at my old place
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll send it to you for real
07:00 <Loof> HD can mean 3d or 2d
07:00 <TheRiddler> or did they remake it for HD?
07:00 <Loof> i think
07:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure if I traded it or not
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> they cant touch me 
08:00 <TheRiddler> nope
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah they remade it for PS3 in HD
08:00 <Bastardly_One> was originally a PS2 classic
08:00 <Loof> oh nice
08:00 <Bastardly_One> then ported to Wii
08:00 <Bastardly_One> then remade for PS3
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> i cant be made to pay back anything if im broke
08:00 <Bastardly_One> in HD
08:00 <Loof> oh i have it on my phone just remembered
08:00 <TheRiddler> yeah it went to wii after ps2
08:00 <Bastardly_One> but if I have it still TheRiddler as it's hard to get for the Wii
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll seriously send it
08:00 <TheRiddler> they change a few things too
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> nothin to gain from pursueing someone whos got nothin to give
09:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGM-118_Peacekeeper
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess I love it too because I've obsessed by wolves
09:00 <DemonsRun> Oh, so you plan to be a deadbeat your whole life?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and that little bug
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's fucking so pervy
09:00 <TheRiddler> jail term [sA3m0n]
09:00 <Loof> whens e3?
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> i just take each day as it comes
09:00 <DemonsRun> Exactly what TheRiddler said
10:00 <Bastardly_One> ask TheRiddler he'll know Loof
10:00 <DemonsRun> Jail for broke people
10:00 <milk> nothing beats a wupwup though
10:00 <DemonsRun> It's fraud you idiot
10:00 <TheRiddler> it's on now Loof
10:00 <Bastardly_One> you two seem to forget he won't go to jail
10:00 <Loof> e3 will determine if i'm getting a ps4 any time soon
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he has to leave the confines of his parents house
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> they cant take me to jail ive severe anxiety disorder
10:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one that socially retarded doesn't live at home I think
10:00 <Bastardly_One> bullshit they can't
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> id probsbly be sentenced to house arrest at most
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they can make you take the right medication and you'll be fine
11:00 <Bastardly_One> crap
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> which is fine for me since i dont go out anyway
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not a bullshit faker like you
11:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cruise_missile
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm on a DSP for that shit
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and I could go to jail right now if arrested for something
11:00 <DemonsRun> I think he doesn't know how the system works with fakers
11:00 <Bastardly_One> they just have to make allowances
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd still do time
11:00 <Bastardly_One> in a real prison
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> im not a faker are u a doctor Bastardly_One? how would u know if i have severe anxiety disorder or not?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> prove it 
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> so unil u have that psychiatry degree
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> dont talk.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> someone like you needs to prove everything you're such a liar
12:00 <TheRiddler> the new games for ps4 are a new uncharted, infamous, little big planet 3, last of us ps4 edition
12:00 <DemonsRun> Lol piss off Bastardly_One hell just google the symptoms
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> you prove something to me first
12:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh brat
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I
12:00 <Mew> trollin all day errday
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> show a pic of yourself with all those wreslters u claim to have met
12:00 <Bastardly_One> am damn enter key
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> backsgtage
12:00 <Bastardly_One> making a point
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> backstage
12:00 <DemonsRun> Just like he's lactose intolerant... Coz he googled the symptoms
12:00 <Bastardly_One> where when proven a story telling liar
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he needs to prove it
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> so do you Bastardly_One
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I see 
13:00 <[sA3m0n]> dont ignore me
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I read you wrong brat
13:00 <Bastardly_One> true story you're telling there
13:00 <Loof> burp
13:00 <[sA3m0n]> show a pic of yourself with all those wrestlers u claim to have met Bastardly_One
13:00 <DemonsRun> Scuse you Loof !
13:00 <DemonsRun> Cover your fucking mouth
13:00 <DemonsRun> :)
13:00 <Mew> jealous
13:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah you can't burp
14:00 <Bastardly_One> can you fart? I'd hope so or you'd ... explode or some shit
14:00 <Mew> im a seagull
14:00 <Mew> qrrrr
14:00 <DemonsRun> I need milk :(
14:00 <DemonsRun> Fuxking reflux
14:00 <DemonsRun> Fucking even
14:00 <Mew> yeah my ass works fine
14:00 <TheRiddler> then there's Bloodborne, Let it Die, no man's sky
14:00 <Saemew> lol
14:00 <Mew> ew
15:00 <TheRiddler> as promising new games
15:00 <Saemew> this would be our name mew
15:00 <TheRiddler> poor Mew
15:00 <Saemew> if we did the fusion dance
15:00 <Saemew> or portarra earings
15:00 <Mew> im not feeding you any more okay
15:00 <TheRiddler> I think loof has me on ignore
15:00 <Mew> youve had enough troll biscuits
15:00 <TheRiddler> some paste him the game list lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme ask
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof
15:00 <Bastardly_One> do you have TheRiddler on ignore?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> he's talking to you apparently
16:00 <Loof> only on saturdays
16:00 <DemonsRun> He's not a fucking troll mew
16:00 <DemonsRun> Your perception of a troll is off
16:00 <Mew> he is
16:00 <Saemonly_One> hola
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I tend to agree because I was trolled as brat and I know it
16:00 <DemonsRun> He's not
16:00 <DemonsRun> He's a dipshit try hard
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but our perceptions are different 
16:00 <SaemonsRun> lol
16:00 <Mew> like not an under the bridge troll
16:00 <DemonsRun> A troll pisses people off. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but perception wise 
17:00 <SaemonsRun> ikr mew
17:00 <SaemonsRun> im not a troll im a goblin
17:00 <Mew> he pisses people off constantly
17:00 <DemonsRun> No he doesn't
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you are fucking dense
17:00 <SaemonsRun> fucken racist ppl stereotyping
17:00 <DemonsRun> He makes everyone laugh at him
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and so socially retarded 
17:00 <SaemonsRun> GOBLINS ARE DIFFERENT FROM TROLLS!
17:00 <Mew> hes an effective troll
17:00 <DemonsRun> A troll attacks things that generally cause huge debate with people going fucking NUTS over it
17:00 <DemonsRun> Getting all /ragequit
18:00 <Mew> thats what he does wtf
18:00 <DemonsRun> Simon can't achieve that.
18:00 <Mew> we are talking about saemon right
18:00 <Bastardly_One> see perspectives though
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he does try
18:00 <Bastardly_One> try being the operative word
18:00 <DemonsRun> He is a try hard
18:00 <DemonsRun> Not a troll
18:00 <SaemonsRun> pffft knowitallz
18:00 <DemonsRun> Your perception is of the new society norm definition of a troll
18:00 <SaemonsRun> feel wise now?
19:00 <SaemonsRun> i give u B-
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I agree with you but see perspectives
19:00 <Mew> i think hes a new world internet troll
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you're use to American trolling
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and that's fucking hardcore
19:00 <DemonsRun> But hey... You call him a troll and pandas and Beehhh and wild turkey when infact they're just fuckwits
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and fun :D
19:00 <DemonsRun> Trolls are smart. That simple
19:00 <Mew> i never said they were trolls
20:00 <Mew> pandas is mental
20:00 <DemonsRun> Agreed
20:00 <Mew> as is wild turkey
20:00 <DemonsRun> But yes you have called them trolls
20:00 <DemonsRun> All of them
20:00 <Maurice> As is 95% of this channel
20:00 <wolfy> im leaving here in a body bag
20:00 <Maurice> Nutjobs
20:00 <Mew> beehhh is a dumb drink indianish dude
20:00 <DemonsRun> You wanted to "swap trolls" a while ago...
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you do know Pandas is right here now yes?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> probably silent raging
20:00 <DemonsRun> Point being you're calling a fuckwit by the wrong name... All of em
20:00 <Bastardly_One> slinky_J
21:00 <Loof> stinky_Jizz
21:00 <DemonsRun> Lol pandas is probably afk but he'll rage when he gets back
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> really? pandas is here?
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> what nick is he using?
21:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl1, howdy
21:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, looks boring on the other side ... cbf'ed
21:00 <TheRiddler> there's a vita game called end of Serenity
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> why is he using mibbit?
22:00 <simba> i want to play that to death
22:00 <simba> pun intended
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> simba
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> shuch
22:00 <simba> fuck off faggot
22:00 <DemonsRun> simba! :3
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> wth somba
22:00 <simba> hi DC
22:00 <TheRiddler> correction
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> i thought we were becominh mates?
22:00 <TheRiddler> psp
22:00 <NightOwl1> Ello B1... yes very uninspiring
22:00 <DemonsRun> Yeah wth simba 
22:00 <DemonsRun> You two were like best mates
23:00 <simba> Be Quiet U
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> yeah he was gona help me
23:00 <DemonsRun> Neverrrr
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> to be cooler and stuff
23:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, yeah I'll wait until my fanclub wakes up ... heh
23:00 <DemonsRun> Best friends
23:00 <Mew> so what actually is a troll just for good measure
23:00 <DemonsRun> Like
23:00 <DemonsRun> You'd suck his dick
23:00 <DemonsRun> :3
23:00 <Loof> when's e3 TheRiddler?
23:00 <Mew> a proper troll
23:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.ign.com/wikis/e3/Games_at_E3_2014
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> look in the mirror Mew
23:00 <NightOwl1> Oh who's in the club these days LOL
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol ownt.
23:00 <Loof> nice ty :)
23:00 <TheRiddler> I said it was on now lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> or it's been on since the 9th
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> <Mew> so what actually is a troll just for good measure
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> <Mew> a proper troll
24:00 <Loof> oh no shit!
24:00 <Loof> fuck
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> <[sA3m0n]> look in the mirror Mew
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
24:00 <Loof> i better get to reading
24:00 <DemonsRun> Mew: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll
25:00 <simba> internet trolls purposefully rile someone up about something they dont care about
25:00 <Bastardly_One> NightOwl, depends which day of the week it is and who I've pissed off ... the usual 
25:00 <DemonsRun> ... Not just random fucking shit talking like simon does
25:00 <TheRiddler> a sucessfull troll rustles jimmies
25:00 <TheRiddler> :p
25:00 <Bastardly_One> this is why I said brat
25:00 <DemonsRun> You have jimmies TheRiddler ?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> look at perspectives
26:00 <NightOwl1> Heh... Fair nuff
26:00 <TheRiddler> no
26:00 <TheRiddler> lol
26:00 <Bastardly_One> there are variations of trolling 
26:00 <Loof> awwwwww yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.ign.com/wikis/gta-5
26:00 <DemonsRun> I did. She goes by what the media and general population not coming across an original troll classes as one
26:00 <Loof> pc and ps4 gta v!
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but to think he trolls I disagree too ... he's just fucking dense
27:00 <DemonsRun> Like... Some cunts stir up mums with autistic kids. Others stir up people who are against abortion shit like that
27:00 <TheRiddler> [sA3m0n] is more the deffinition of a drama queer
27:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, just a dumb cunt
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and socially retarded
27:00 <DemonsRun> But their comments generate a HUGE reaction and it's generally somewhere where everyone goes on about it for days on end abusing the poster
27:00 <TheRiddler> oops
27:00 <TheRiddler> that's panda
27:00 <TheRiddler> a spaz
27:00 <Bastardly_One> have any of you seen the Insight ep on trolling?
28:00 <TheRiddler> I mean
28:00 <Bastardly_One> there is one of them that needs seriously killing
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he takes trolling to heights that are plain offensive
28:00 <DemonsRun> Most do
28:00 <Bastardly_One> youtube sbs insight trolling
28:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one on there called Asher Wolf from Melbourne
28:00 <TheRiddler> Tony Abbott?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I know her from Twitter
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> she just politically trolls
29:00 <Bastardly_One> so that's what I mean by variations
29:00 <TheRiddler> have you seen aboot's troll face
29:00 <Bastardly_One> but that insight ep on trolling was interesting 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll link it in a sec
29:00 <DemonsRun> Maybe a full belly will help me sleep
30:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> fry tiem
30:00 <Loof> sweet you'll be able to import your gta profile from ps3 to ps4
30:00 <Loof> and it's coming to ps4 way for for xbox one and pc
30:00 <Loof> :D
30:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
30:00 <Bastardly_One> like I said I plan to get a PS4
30:00 <Bastardly_One> just a matter of when
30:00 <TheRiddler> http://images.theage.com.au/2013/04/05/4169113/art-353-abbott-300x0.jpg
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll do that when that comes to PS4
30:00 <Loof> me too
30:00 <DemonsRun> That's everyone's troll face lmao
31:00 <DemonsRun> I decided there is actually something good about Telstra today
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> OI!
31:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoniS-S6KCc
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Insight: Trolls (Date not found) 52:21 - Category: News &amp; Politics - 37,254 -
31:00 <Bastardly_One> watch it until the bearded guy justifies himself
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he is one serious cunt
31:00 <TheRiddler> is it the that foxtel go isn't metered?
31:00 <Mew> oh wow i didnt realise it was defined as that DemonsRun 
31:00 <DemonsRun> Catfishing... The ultimate troll...
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but seriously watch that 
32:00 <TheRiddler> is the 3 free cap refills?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> very interesting each perspective
32:00 <DemonsRun> No TheRiddler it's that you can too your data up free if you go over 3 times a year
32:00 <TheRiddler> lol I just said that
32:00 <TheRiddler> as the 2nd 1
32:00 <TheRiddler> yeah it's a good idea
33:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: Catfishing... Making someone fall in love with you over the net then not being who they expect lol... Faking a whole life. Funniest thing
33:00 <TheRiddler> yes
33:00 <DemonsRun> I honestly think that's the ultimate troll
33:00 <Bastardly_One> catfishing is too far
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah this cunt is bad 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> no morals
33:00 <DemonsRun> TheRiddler: Had to use it lol. Went over the hundred gig
33:00 <Bastardly_One> he's the first one on 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to him though
34:00 <DemonsRun> I'm on my phone I'm not watching any links
34:00 <Bastardly_One> the chick I know of is way into the episode
34:00 <Bastardly_One> bugger
34:00 <Bastardly_One> that guy goes too far IMO
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and Catfishing is against my morals
34:00 <Bastardly_One> but soooooooooooo easy to do
34:00 <DemonsRun> It's still the ultimate troll
34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah alright granted
35:00 <DemonsRun> So Mew you didn't know the definition of something but you still use it as a type of insult?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the good old fashion rage trolling
35:00 <Bastardly_One> well, actually I don't even call it that when I'm in full form
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I call it trying to get people to think outside their boxes
35:00 <DemonsRun> You make people laugh too...
35:00 <Mew> i thought it was just general shit stirring on the net
35:00 <DemonsRun> Ego back in the box
35:00 <TheRiddler> my morals are askew
36:00 <Mew> which is what i was using it as
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah my morals are definitely askew
36:00 <TheRiddler> mostly to do with sex n stuff
36:00 <Bastardly_One> some things aren't to be touched 
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2tjsNabkzo
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Kooks - Down (Date not found) 2:49 - Category: Music - 996,735 - 11,204 likes (93.9%), 725 dislikes (6.1%)
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and yet others that could be considered offensive are open game
37:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck
37:00 <DemonsRun> 5 1/2 hours :(
37:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the mood I'm in too 
37:00 <BanBossy> chicks love to sleep
37:00 <TheRiddler> I want to know if Ana_Ng has seen any animal porn lately lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> :p
37:00 <DemonsRun> I neeeeed to sleep
37:00 <TheRiddler> oh ffs
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck she is easy to rile
38:00 <DemonsRun> I need to pass this test tomorrow to get this job -.-
38:00 <Bastardly_One> even for an American
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll pass
38:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll just be fucking tired
38:00 <DemonsRun> He'll call an American a Canadian and they'll /ragequit
38:00 <DemonsRun> Not hard
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: Failed once already, and I'm driving in a town I'm not used to... Dunno if I will
38:00 <DemonsRun> Hell* bye
38:00 <DemonsRun> Btw
38:00 <DemonsRun> Fml
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I love Canadians ... best fun
39:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck that 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's any consolation I failed this semester
39:00 <DemonsRun> But hey. If I do I get a job straight away
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you will
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you sound determined
39:00 <DemonsRun> 20 hours driving probono with frosty then as many shifts as I can get paid. Hell yes
39:00 <DemonsRun> $24 an hour
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's enough to will you to get there and slightly awake enough
40:00 <BanBossy> 24 dollr.that ccray
40:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe stay up ... 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah fucking nice IMO
40:00 <BanBossy> whos petrol are you using
40:00 <DemonsRun> Why would I stay up?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean if it gets to a certain hour
41:00 <DemonsRun> Test isn't til like 2
41:00 <Bastardly_One> like last night
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ah 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> then stop stressing
41:00 <DemonsRun> And it's driving all fucking morning
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooh
41:00 <DemonsRun> In the truck -.-
41:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds tiring 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> remember I can't drive
41:00 <DemonsRun> It is
42:00 <DemonsRun> Then I have the option to start my hours tomorrow night if I pass :3
42:00 <DemonsRun> Brb
42:00 <Bastardly_One> far out ... pressure
42:00 <TheRiddler> what kind of truck?
43:00 <DemonsRun> Kenworth
43:00 <TheRiddler> will you come back with big trucker arms in a sleevless flannel shirt? :p
43:00 <DemonsRun> Hahahahahaha hahahaha
43:00 <DemonsRun> No
43:00 <TheRiddler> tattoos n stuff
43:00 <DemonsRun> Hi vis needed
44:00 <TheRiddler> hi vis sleeveless flannel shir
44:00 <TheRiddler> t
44:00 <DemonsRun> Nope need the stripes on the sleeve for the port
44:00 <TheRiddler> I'm sure the truckies would love such a thing
44:00 <DemonsRun> They're strict
44:00 <TheRiddler> oh
45:00 <TheRiddler> maybe they can have the stripes tattooed on :p
45:00 <DemonsRun> It's a safety thing since the boats and customs and all that shit are there
45:00 <DemonsRun> I went and got Doritos now I wanna roll over and sleep but it won't happen
45:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> they thought I looked funneh back in 99 on my P's drivin a 4 tonner to canb
46:00 <Bastardly_One> it won't if you concentrate on sleeping 
46:00 <DemonsRun> That makes it worse lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> as that's pissing you off
46:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
46:00 <DemonsRun> But ima try
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so let it turn up
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, alright ... good luck
46:00 <DemonsRun> Fanks
47:00 <TheRiddler> I always fall asleep after having chocolate
47:00 <TheRiddler> I know that's bad tho lol
48:00 <TheRiddler> I used to drink milo before bed
48:00 <TheRiddler> growing up
48:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> and like get there on a sat nite ............ fckn shower, get dressed n go out .......... park the truck within like 12 inch manouvering back n forth in Civic
49:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
49:00 <Bastardly_One> for those that like fucked up movies
49:00 <Bastardly_One> abc one
49:00 <Bastardly_One> a movie about a cocaine taking sherlock holmes
50:00 <Bastardly_One> how bizzare
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's an old movie too
51:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> oven's finally preheated
51:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
51:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> battaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh
56:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> u gots a stereo ol dude?
57:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Captain_Harlock
57:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> with phono inputs?
00:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> was gonnah give yah a Technics Direct Drive Turntable .......... all workin, jus needs stylus ......... or fo anyone who wants one (dependin on ur friendship with me) ......... jus wannah move it on is all
01:00 <milk> you busy tuesday?
01:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> not really
03:00 <milk> why don't you get the stylus in the mail then?
04:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> cause I have a pair of 1200's already .......... this thing is jus a norn home stereo type thing
05:00 <milk> you could sell it on ebay
05:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> I could or could also make some1 happeh
07:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> anyways, if anyone wants it, it's here
07:00 <milk> ok mate, thanks for letting us know
09:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-72
16:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> 1:15 [Maverick] is no longer a girl
16:00 <[Maverick]> I am so fuckign wasted 
16:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> :P
16:00 <[Maverick]> yeah.... not funny 
19:00 <slinky_J> wasted is good
19:00 <slinky_J> spesh when u have a nap
19:00 <slinky_J> awesome dreams man, awesome.
19:00 <[Maverick]> I am going to sleep like a champ tonight 
20:00 <slinky_J> :D with a diaper on!
20:00 <slinky_J> O_o oh, no. That's beagle.
20:00 <slinky_J> that fucker called me earlier.
20:00 <[Maverick]> sucked in 
20:00 <slinky_J> yer man, was trying to nap :D
22:00 <slinky_J> ey u reckon Tracy Morgans fat stomach helped him survive that crash?
22:00 <slinky_J> hah
24:00 <faux> Ballsack
25:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhXaejFTXRw
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spookyland - The Silly Fucking Thing (Date not found) 5:23 - Category: Music - 5,172 - 62 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <[Maverick]> hey faux
27:00 <faux> Evening 
27:00 <[Maverick]> do you like dragons? 
27:00 <faux> Ofc
27:00 <faux> R u being gross
27:00 <[Maverick]> me??? 
27:00 <[Maverick]> neverrrrr
27:00 <faux> Duh
28:00 <faux> Lol
29:00 <faux> Shouldn't have napped in the arvo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you're becoming one of us
32:00 <faux> As if
32:00 <faux> I sleep
32:00 <faux> Lol
32:00 <Maurice> I nap nearly everyday
32:00 <Maurice> It's the highlight of my day
32:00 <faux> I wake up at 7am and you guys are still chatting away
32:00 <faux> Weirdos
32:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10151923_10201146925869882_826910536_n.jpg
32:00 <Maurice> faux, ep 3 of OITNB
32:00 <Maurice> That churchie junkie and her teeth
32:00 <faux> I'm up to ep 11
32:00 <faux> Remind me about 3
33:00 <faux> ?
33:00 <Maurice> The chick Piper beat got new teeth
33:00 <faux> Oh hahahahahahaa
33:00 <faux> Shes so annoying 
33:00 <faux> She keeps smiling 
33:00 <Maurice> 'I'm not retarded... I got new teeth'
33:00 <faux> lmao
33:00 <faux> Hey did you end up finishing TVD
33:00 <Maurice> Nope lol
33:00 <faux> omg
33:00 <faux> lol
33:00 <Maurice> Im up to ep 19
33:00 <faux> You HAVE to see the finale ff
34:00 <faux> I'm just gonna ruin it for you
34:00 <Maurice> I CAN ONLY DO ONE SHOW AT A TIME
34:00 <faux> WELL FINISH ONE BEFOEE YOU START THE OTHER
34:00 <faux> GPSH
34:00 <faux> GOSHSODJC
34:00 <Maurice> You're like 'watch oitnb yet? omg hurry up' so I do and now I get this
34:00 <faux> LMAO
34:00 <Maurice> Well fuck you! You're not my real mum
34:00 <faux> :'(
34:00 <faux> Can I ruin the final 
34:00 <faux> E
34:00 <faux> Pls
35:00 <faux> :D
35:00 <Maurice> Mind you, my real mum keeps telling me I was adopte
35:00 <Maurice> d
35:00 <faux> Is that a yes
35:00 <Maurice> If Damon dies I don't want to know
35:00 <Maurice> Otherwise go for it
35:00 <faux> Well that ruins it already 
36:00 <faux> Cos if I tell you it means he doesn't 
36:00 <Maurice> Then zip it
36:00 <faux> And if I say nothing then he does
36:00 <faux> So gosh
36:00 <faux> Elena turns into hagrid
36:00 <faux> And bones harry potter
36:00 <faux> gosh mention hagrid and bloody lumeah joins 
37:00 <faux> I summoned her
38:00 <Maurice> Does Dumbledore die
38:00 <discount> what is OITNB?
38:00 <Maurice> Let me just say, rolo mousse is the fucking BOMB
38:00 <Maurice> You gotta mix it up though, coz the caramel is at the bottom
38:00 <faux> Who is rolo mousse
38:00 <faux> Oh its food?
39:00 <faux> Lol
39:00 <faux> Lmao
39:00 <SightBlinder> Overated indiotic TV network bullshit
39:00 <faux> Indiotic
39:00 <Maurice> You what m8
39:00 <Maurice> Never had rolo chocolate?
39:00 <SightBlinder> i got tnothning
39:00 <faux> Is that an Indian idiot
39:00 <discount> SightBlinder thought so
39:00 <milk> nah
39:00 <faux> Its lesbian porn you huge faggots
39:00 <discount> ahh orange is the new black
39:00 <Maurice> Too many boobs in these 2 eps
40:00 <discount> hipster garbage
40:00 <faux> There's more tits in this show than you people have seen in your lives combined 
40:00 <Maurice> But there was a dick scene
40:00 <SightBlinder> TV is shit
40:00 <discount> it is
40:00 <milk> I'm I want to pack on a few kilos, I go for the Frosted Confetti Cupcake Poptarts
40:00 <discount> faux i doubt that
40:00 <faux> What dick scene
40:00 <Maurice> You what
40:00 <Maurice> Jason Biggs and his dad in the gay sauna
40:00 <faux> Oh rofl
40:00 <faux> That was hot
40:00 <discount> ahh it has jason biggs in it
40:00 <discount> that jewish homo
41:00 <Maurice> Two guys molesting each other, then other guys jacking each other off
41:00 <faux> "I had a groupon"
41:00 <Maurice> Well, it was a sauna, of course it's hot
42:00 <faux> God dammit I knew I shouldn't have had dinner early 
42:00 <Maurice> I never got the appeal of saunas
42:00 <faux> I'm hungry
42:00 <faux> Yeah neither 
42:00 <faux> I hate being hot
42:00 <Maurice> I didnt go to the gym to get hot and sweaty..
43:00 <discount> Maurice you are into homosexual porn?
43:00 <discount> how can you be hot its freezing in sydney
43:00 <discount> i went to the gym today to work
43:00 <Maurice> Very much yes into it
43:00 <faux> We're talking about saunas
43:00 <Maurice> I like when the guys are new and their faces reflect the pain
43:00 <faux> Read the whole convo before joining in
43:00 <discount> saunas are in gyms
43:00 <Maurice> Am I'm not in sydney
43:00 <Maurice> Although I heard shes loose
44:00 <Bastardly_One> as a goose
44:00 <discount> who is loose?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ya mum
45:00 <Maurice> Sydney is
45:00 <discount> sydney is loose?
45:00 <faux> I just downloaded maleficent 
46:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> we allow fo the extra room for the swimmers round the outside
46:00 <Maurice> Get How To Train Your Dragon 2
46:00 <Maurice> Thats got a twist you wont believe
46:00 <faux> I haven't seen the first one
46:00 <slinky_J> get The Trip in Italy
46:00 <faux> I need to poop
47:00 <slinky_J> get something good.
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not seen the second but I enjoyed the first
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what's the second one of that meatballs with stormy weather like?
48:00 <discount> cloudy with chance of meatballs
48:00 <discount> great kids movie my daughter loves it
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that 
48:00 <Maurice> Thats a good movie too
49:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a second one
49:00 <Maurice> The animals are food
49:00 <discount> yes its a great movie
49:00 <discount> so is frozen
49:00 <Maurice> Like giant cheeseburger spiders
49:00 <Maurice> Their webs are cheese
49:00 <Bastardly_One> My all time fave pixar is Up though
49:00 <Maurice> Up is one movie I don't own and haven't seen
49:00 <faux> LOL
49:00 <faux> meatballs with stormy weather 
49:00 <Maurice> faux loves Frozen
50:00 <Maurice> LET THE STORM RAGE ONNNNNNNNNNNN
50:00 <Maurice> The cold never bothered me anyway
50:00 <faux> :D
50:00 <fawks> did you see the 10 hour link i posted you
50:00 <fawks> i listened to an hour of it
50:00 <fawks> olol
50:00 <Maurice> My son asked if we could get the disney infinity frozen characters
50:00 <Maurice> So we now own Elsa and Anna
50:00 <[Maverick]> I watched cloudy with a chance of meatballs today 
50:00 <[Maverick]> I got mind fucked 
50:00 <fawks> gaybos
50:00 <Maurice> Lol I'm not clicking coz I'll listen to 10 hours of it
50:00 <fawks> loll
50:00 <Maurice> First or second, [Maverick]
51:00 <Maurice> Epic is a good movie
51:00 <[Maverick]> both 
51:00 <Maurice> So is Gnomeo and Juliet
51:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dg7faSxbh3I
51:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: family Guy funny Star Wars Moments (Date not found) 5:34 - Category: Entertainment - 217,669 - 976 likes (96.2%), 39 dislikes (3.8%)
51:00 <discount> Up is a great movie
51:00 <Bastardly_One> it really is
52:00 <Maurice> Gnomeo and Juliet, a mushroom gets launched and lands in the frogs mouth and the frog goes 'you look like a fungi' (fun guy) so I laugh and my kid goes 'i don't get it, is it funny because it's just a mushroom'
52:00 <Maurice> Uhm, ok yes
52:00 <fawks> lmao
52:00 <fawks> i can imagine you death staring your kids
52:00 <Maurice> And Free Birds, the time machines name is Steve and he references Cheech and Chong 'Steves not here man'
52:00 <discount> i dont let my daughter watch anything but abc kids
52:00 <Maurice> Lol I shush them when they talk
53:00 <Maurice> 'SHUT UP AND PUT YOUR GLASSES ON, WATCH IT! STOP TALKING AND WATCH ITTTT'
53:00 <discount> you are a good mother Maurice
53:00 <Maurice> How old is your daughter?
53:00 <discount> 4
53:00 <Maurice> Excuse me, I am their father
53:00 <Maurice> You rude cow
53:00 <fawks> my parents never let me watch the simpsons growing up
53:00 <fawks> mum was like uh its a bad influence
53:00 <discount> same fawks
53:00 <Maurice> ABC2 is mind rotting shit
53:00 <discount> the simpsons is shit
53:00 <Maurice> I can't stand that channel
53:00 <fawks> i like it now
53:00 <wolfy> i used to watch porn
53:00 <discount> abc is garbage yes but abc kids is great
53:00 <wolfy> when i was a kid
53:00 <Maurice> That is ABC2
54:00 <fawks> i just think there are so many jokes children wont even get in the simpsons
54:00 <discount> yes abc 2
54:00 <fawks> its like satire f or adults
54:00 <discount> no we have abc kids its not anything porn related or jewish
54:00 <Maurice> I remember falling out of the top bunk when I was about 10, because I was arguing with my older sister about simpsons
54:00 <discount> ABC 4
54:00 <Maurice> She tried telling me Bart was voiced by a girl..
54:00 <discount> ABC 3
54:00 <wolfy> discount, TV is all jewish
54:00 <wolfy> most of it
54:00 <fawks> and it stunted your growth thats why your  ft 
54:00 <fawks> 4ft*
54:00 <fawks> >?
55:00 <Maurice> I did hit my back on the corner of her desk and break her radio..
55:00 <Maurice> BUT YOU'RE SHORTER SO SHUT IT
55:00 <fawks> BY 2 CM
55:00 <Maurice> It still counts
55:00 <discount> wolfy yes but not abc kids
55:00 <Maurice> I'm sure guys count it when it's dick length
55:00 <fawks> not if i wear thongs!
55:00 <discount> although i get her to watch 90's shows
55:00 <Maurice> ABC kids is shit
55:00 <discount> i beat her if she doesnt watch them
55:00 <discount> she loves round the twist, thats a real kids show, not this crap today
55:00 <Maurice> Firstly, those d class actors on Play School can't sing
56:00 <Maurice> Secondly, the rest of the shows are shit
56:00 <discount> Maurice play school use to be great
56:00 <fawks> wtf
56:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10313654_533887870045548_3577092352072174757_n.jpg
56:00 <fawks> his belly button
56:00 <fawks> ,
56:00 <Maurice> Not anymore
56:00 <discount> play school is banned in my house
56:00 <fawks> hernia.
56:00 <Maurice> Oh it's mike tysons baby pic
56:00 <fawks> why discount
56:00 <Maurice> You just said your kid can only watch that channel
56:00 <fawks> cos theyre retards?
56:00 <discount> jibber jabber is an amazing show
56:00 <fawks> open wiiiiiiiiiiide
56:00 <Maurice> Do you pounce when Play School is on and turn it off?
56:00 <fawks> cum insiiiide
56:00 <discount> i do
56:00 <fawks> its gay school
56:00 <Maurice> Way to helicopter parent
57:00 <discount> but i dont need to she knows to do other things now like play with her ds
57:00 <discount> she plays shaun the sheep
57:00 <Maurice> Yeah true, thats better than play school
57:00 <discount> much better
57:00 <fawks> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10462577_533320083435660_6628602162323344839_n.jpg
57:00 <fawks> :')
57:00 <fawks> i read that as plays with her d's
57:00 <fawks> .
57:00 <fawks> awks
57:00 <discount> fawks you needed a show to tell you that?
57:00 <Maurice> Lol her
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Horrible Histories is awesome
58:00 <fawks> no
58:00 <Maurice> Does your kid go to school
58:00 <Maurice> NO IT'S NOT, Bastardly_One
58:00 <fawks> i just love poussey
58:00 <Maurice> That fucking show
58:00 <discount> yes kindergarten
58:00 <Maurice> Horriibleeee historiesssss
58:00 <discount> im considering taking her out
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I like it so ... there
58:00 <Maurice> Why would you take her out
58:00 <discount> home school or steiner school
58:00 <Maurice> ...
59:00 <discount> because its a waste of her life
59:00 <Maurice> Obviously, we can see what happened to you
59:00 <SightBlinder> QI contradicted Horrible Histories and my head almost exploded
59:00 <discount> well not really
59:00 <Maurice> They were doing a stage show here
59:00 <discount> i mean im not the person who lives inside on irc day to day
59:00 <SightBlinder> who do I believe?
00:00 <Maurice> And who is, discount?
00:00 <discount> you
00:00 <Maurice> Really?
00:00 <discount> so when i become like that then i might take your word
00:00 <Maurice> So you can scroll back and paste a line from when I typed every hour?
00:00 <discount> not but people have told me about you
00:00 <Maurice> LOL
00:00 <Maurice> You fucktard
00:00 <Bastardly_One> told you about her 
00:00 <discount> its better when you go to bed
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's funny
01:00 <Maurice> I find it better too, I have porn in bed
01:00 <discount> yeh because you prob single 
01:00 <discount> single no sex
01:00 <Maurice> Yep, I'm single
01:00 <wolfy> prob never had a real good fuck in her life
01:00 <dematerialised> discount are you the new channel fucktard?
01:00 <Maurice> I'm a single muvva wiv a daughter
01:00 <discount> prob never
01:00 <Doodle> good grief
01:00 <wolfy> never hard a nice big hard cock thrusting in and out for a good day
01:00 <discount> you apparently have afew kids, god help them
01:00 <Maurice> I only have 6
02:00 <Maurice> So eat a dick
02:00 <discount> only a logitech 2 dollar mouse
02:00 <wolfy> sends her kids to the public school
02:00 <discount> in and out
02:00 <wolfy> povo fuck
02:00 <discount> lol public school what a povo
02:00 <wolfy> no shit
02:00 <Maurice> Yep, I'm very poor
02:00 <discount> learning jewish education
02:00 <wolfy> public fool system
02:00 <wolfy> yer
02:00 <Maurice> I'm so poor I don't even send them to school
02:00 <Maurice> I 'home school' them
02:00 <wolfy> they will grow up all fucked
02:00 <Doodle> is this really crappy troll hour
02:00 <Maurice> It's terrible troll hour, Doodle
02:00 <Bonny> seems like it
02:00 <discount> they will grow up and become irc users
02:00 <wolfy> Maurice, may aswell put your kids infront of this channel
02:00 <SightBlinder> jewish education
02:00 <Maurice> As in, the insults suck
02:00 <SightBlinder> haha
02:00 <Doodle> lol these cunts are useless
03:00 <Maurice> Like tits on a bull
03:00 <discount> tits on a bull is good
03:00 <discount> using old school aussie slang in 2014 is uneducated and bogan
03:00 <Doodle> says who
03:00 <Doodle> the police?
03:00 <discount> maurice im 40 how old are you?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you typing is offensive
03:00 <Maurice> 43
03:00 <dematerialised> it's true
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, 40
03:00 <discount> god help you
03:00 <Doodle> loool 40 and trying to troll people on irc
03:00 <Maurice> Lol
03:00 <dematerialised> 40 years old
03:00 <dematerialised> on irc
03:00 <dematerialised> trying to be smart
04:00 <Maurice> 40 with a 4 yr old
04:00 <Maurice> Poor kid has a grandpa for a daddy
04:00 <dematerialised> sounds like Panda/Picard's best mate
04:00 <discount> im 40 with a 2 year old too
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
04:00 <Maurice> Oh, great grandaddy
04:00 <discount> nice young pussy
04:00 <Maurice> How much did she cost?
04:00 <wolfy> poor kid has a dole bludger for a mother haha
04:00 <discount> but ill never let her date
04:00 <Maurice> I don't get the dole
04:00 <wolfy> what do you get ?
04:00 <Maurice> I get disability because I learnt from this channel how to rip the system
05:00 <wolfy> hah
05:00 <Maurice> I get nothing you stupid plonker
05:00 <Doodle> DSPIRC
05:00 <Maurice> LOL Doodle
05:00 <wolfy> your kids should be taken away from you
05:00 <discount> Maurice do you have a job?
05:00 <Maurice> You want them?
05:00 <Maurice> See you tomorrow
05:00 <dematerialised> so discount at your mature age, why are you trying to socialise on irc
05:00 <Doodle> lolol
05:00 <dematerialised> where's the wife
05:00 <discount> dematerialised bored and lonely
05:00 <dematerialised> how did you win custody?
05:00 <discount> no friends no family
05:00 <wolfy> Maurice, nope
05:00 <discount> no life
05:00 <Maurice> Why do I need a job? Because I'm 'single'?
05:00 <discount> dematerialised im with the mother
05:00 <discount> im just the dad by heart
05:00 <Bastardly_One> this is going to saemon
05:00 <Maurice> discount you lying sack
05:00 <Bastardly_One> when he turns 40
05:00 <Maurice> You're not 40
06:00 <Maurice> Try closer to 50
06:00 <faux> I said I needed to poop in here and he messaged me saying no thanks 
06:00 <wolfy> lol loser
06:00 <faux> . I'm like what? Lol 
06:00 <discount> Maurice actually im 40 i turned 40 in feb
06:00 <faux> Has like shitting.. I'm like why would you pm me about thay
06:00 <Doodle> when did you turn retarded
06:00 <faux> He goes I didn't want to embarrass you
06:00 <Maurice> Sure you're not 48 like you said last night?
06:00 <wolfy> Maurice is a loser never got anywhere with her life stuck in a shit life with some race mixed kids
06:00 <discount> faux nobody wants to know that a female said they did a shit
06:00 <Maurice> LOL
06:00 <faux> Why would I get embarrassed if I mentioned I need to poop
06:00 <Maurice> My kids are black now
06:00 <faux> Weirdo
06:00 <discount> because its fucking filthy
06:00 <Doodle> haha
06:00 <Maurice> I'm fucking ringing centrelink tomorrow
06:00 <discount> and un lady like
06:00 <Bastardly_One> ./msg faux was it a good poo?
06:00 <Maurice> Getting me some land rights
06:00 <discount> only a fucking pig would talk about shitting
07:00 <SightBlinder> good luck getting through
07:00 <faux> I'll shit on your doorstep discount you uptight fuck
07:00 <dematerialised> shit on his chest
07:00 <dematerialised> i'll film. we can sell it
07:00 <discount> yeh i bet you would you bogan
07:00 <faux> I've taken dumps that are more interesting 
07:00 <Scattered> shit on his head
07:00 <Scattered> do it right
07:00 <discount> tell me about those dumps
07:00 <faux> Than you. In case you needed clarification 
07:00 <Bastardly_One> discount you're a shit troll
07:00 <wolfy> Maurice, how can you provide a life for your children ?
07:00 <faux> Where's doodle I need a hug 
07:00 <dematerialised> wolfy: you got kids?
07:00 <Maurice> I sell my sperm
07:00 <discount> doodle you there?
07:00 <faux> :D
08:00 <wolfy> full of shit
08:00 <Maurice> How do you support your drug habit?
08:00 <faux> Hi lovwr
08:00 <wolfy> dematerialised, no
08:00 <faux> Lover*
08:00 <Doodle> hai ^_^
08:00 <faux> Why u awake 
08:00 <dematerialised> thank fuck for that
08:00 <SightBlinder> http://www.humanservices.gov.au/customer/forms/1980
08:00 <faux> Work or racing cars?
08:00 <faux> lol
08:00 <Doodle> i dont know
08:00 <faux> Oh
08:00 <wolfy> but povo fucks like Maurice have kids how do they provide for them
08:00 <faux> Cennerlink bro
08:00 <wolfy> pathetic
08:00 <SightBlinder> ;)
08:00 <faux> FUCK ye da dole
08:00 <Maurice> faux, you silly
08:00 <dematerialised> wolfy: when you become a real man
08:00 <dematerialised> we'll let you know
08:00 <Maurice> I am a single mother and my kids are black
08:00 <faux> Lool
09:00 <discount> faux are you a parent?
09:00 <faux> Fuck no, I'm not an idiot
09:00 <Maurice> And discount says hes only 40 but last night he was 48
09:00 <Maurice> HEY
09:00 <dematerialised> shitty troll is shitty that's why
09:00 <Maurice> Ok, you have a point
09:00 <faux> Lol Maurice remember when I thought cam was south African 
09:00 <Maurice> LOL yes
09:00 <Maurice> And he's like, lily white
09:00 <[Maverick]> he is 
09:00 <wolfy> Maurice, where do you think your kids will end up ?
09:00 <Maurice> Seth efrican
10:00 <faux> Then you showed a PIC and I'm like
10:00 <faux> Oh ok
10:00 <Maurice> Wait, who is this Cam person
10:00 <Maurice> I'm single
10:00 <faux> oh
10:00 <discount> so people are idiots if they have children?
10:00 <faux> Yournnon existent husband 
10:00 <Doodle> really Maurice?
10:00 <Maurice> Oh yeah
10:00 <Doodle> ;)
10:00 <Maurice> Yeah Doodle, come on over ;)
10:00 <Doodle> score
10:00 <wolfy> discount, you think just any idiot can have children ?
10:00 <Maurice> Come on overrrr, come on overbabyyyy
10:00 <Maurice> Plus space
10:00 <dematerialised> im gonna raise my kids as a small guerilla arma
10:00 <dematerialised> army*
10:00 <Maurice> Any idiot can
10:00 <Maurice> Oh hot
10:00 <dematerialised> send them out to perform petty crimes
10:00 <Maurice> Good for the skin
10:00 <faux> OK aguilera 
10:00 <Doodle> indeed
10:00 <faux> Gorilla
10:00 <wolfy> Maurice, your husband cameron is never home those kids need a man around the house
10:00 <Doodle> lol
11:00 <Maurice> You offering, wolfy?
11:00 <faux> Cameron
11:00 <Maurice> Because I have to decline
11:00 <Doodle> christina aguerilla
11:00 <Maurice> You're not big enough in the pants
11:00 <wolfy> hes always on the road
11:00 <Maurice> LOL on the road?
11:00 <wolfy> being a trucky
11:00 <Maurice> Wtf
11:00 <dematerialised> haha
11:00 <dematerialised> a trucky
11:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
11:00 <wolfy> lol @ trucky for a living
11:00 <faux> Where do these people get their info
11:00 <dematerialised> if you're gonna troll get your facts right
11:00 <faux> :'(
11:00 <wolfy> always on the road pickin up other chicks
11:00 <Maurice> Pollock
11:00 <Maurice> Of course
11:00 <faux> Oh
11:00 <faux> Splains it
11:00 <Doodle> loooool
11:00 <wolfy> aww poor maurice sleeping alone no love at night
11:00 <Maurice> He drove road trains about 8 yrs ago lol
11:00 <wolfy> wankin over porn
11:00 <faux> She has fingers you tool
11:00 <discount> yes any idiot can
11:00 <discount> any girl with a vagina can have a kid
11:00 <discount> who is cameron?
11:00 <discount> whos pollock?
11:00 <discount> who pollock did?
11:00 <discount> road trains? how old is he?
12:00 <Maurice> Yeah it sucks, wolfy, I get the entire bed to myself
12:00 <Maurice> Life is tough
12:00 <faux> Das plenty luvin
12:00 <Maurice> I'm so very entertained right now
12:00 <wolfy> Maurice, man your kid deserve a real life a father atleast 
12:00 <dematerialised> wolfy: you offering?
12:00 <faux> Wow discount ask another question 
12:00 <faux> A real farva
12:00 <Maurice> Why? Is my gf not doing a good enough job?
12:00 <wolfy> Maurice, i can see why youre always on irc, you got no husband to spend time with, hes never home roflmao
12:00 <Maurice> She's very manly
13:00 <discount> hahahaha
13:00 <Maurice> To be fair, when he's home I'm still here..
13:00 <Maurice> Oh sorry, are you meant to be upsetting me?
13:00 <discount> Maurice do you really have a husband who isnt home?
13:00 <Maurice> He left me
13:00 <faux> Can you just imagine Wolfy talking out loud in this huge bogan voice and he smiles and has 3 front teeth missing and is only wearing one thong
13:00 <Maurice> For another man
13:00 <wolfy> discount, hes out pickin up other chicks
13:00 <Maurice> LOL faux
13:00 <Maurice> The chick from orange
13:00 <faux> That's how I picture him
13:00 <discount> well irc has always had weird people on it
13:00 <Maurice> Just rotting nubs
13:00 <wolfy> he left her and the kids lol in a 1 bedroom flat 
13:00 <faux> Whenever he types 
13:00 <wolfy> povo
13:00 <Maurice> LOLOL
14:00 <Maurice> WTF
14:00 <Maurice> (00:13:55) (wolfy): he left her and the kids lol in a 1 bedroom flat
14:00 <Maurice> Lollllllll
14:00 <wolfy> Maurice and her kids live off her dole cheque
14:00 <faux> So smug and stupid
14:00 <faux> YOIRE ON IRC TO
14:00 <faux> O
14:00 <wolfy> povo fuck
14:00 <faux> ok
14:00 <doctor> the real worlds wont put up with us so we end up here
14:00 <faux> I need tea if I'm going to continue laughing at this nonsense 
14:00 <discount> hahahahaha
14:00 <Doodle> white with2 pls faux
14:00 <discount> Maurice is a single parent on welfare
14:00 <dematerialised> what doodle said
14:00 <Maurice> I told you, I don't get centrelink, I sell sperm
14:00 <faux> Making chamomile 
14:00 <dematerialised> in a large mug
14:00 <Doodle> oh
14:00 <Doodle> none for me thx
15:00 <Maurice> You're welcome
15:00 <faux> Oh
15:00 <faux> I'll make u a special one
15:00 <Doodle> D:
15:00 <faux> :')
15:00 <dematerialised> special
15:00 <dematerialised> ;)
15:00 <wolfy> Maurice, whats going to happen when you can't pay the rent ? you will just be another single mother living in her car with her children
15:00 <faux> Lol
15:00 <Doodle> better not have pubes in it
15:00 <Maurice> Then I get evicted
15:00 <dematerialised> yellow tea
15:00 <faux> I don't have pubes
15:00 <Maurice> Are you gonna step up and be my baby daddy?
15:00 <Doodle> as opposed to wolfy who lives in his parents basement
15:00 <Maurice> Hang on
15:00 <Maurice> What car??
15:00 <Doodle> faux!
15:00 <Maurice> Am I meant to have a car now
15:00 <faux> Hi
15:00 <Doodle> show me
15:00 <wolfy> you probably drive some old holden
15:00 <faux> You've seen
15:00 <wolfy> bogan car
16:00 <discount> Maurice who did you vote for in the election?
16:00 <Maurice> I have a kingswood
16:00 <Doodle> well
16:00 <wolfy> yer
16:00 <Maurice> NOT THE KINGSWOOD
16:00 <Doodle> show me again
16:00 <dematerialised> the kingswood!
16:00 <wolfy> bogan
16:00 <dematerialised> in baby shit brown
16:00 <faux> K
16:00 <Doodle> hotttttt
16:00 <faux> U first 
16:00 <Maurice> Leave the money on the fridge wog
16:00 <Doodle> i dont have a cooch
16:00 <Maurice> Your mum
16:00 <discount> now now
16:00 <Maurice> Turns out she wasn't so popular
16:00 <wolfy> she didn't even vote
16:00 <faux> Show me DAT shroom
16:00 <wolfy> she just sits at home all day
16:00 <Doodle> loooool
16:00 <discount> we all know you voted for labor
16:00 <discount> or you did not vote
16:00 <faux> K in the kitchen 
16:00 <Maurice> Labour is a horrible thing to endure
16:00 <faux> Hi
16:00 <SightBlinder> Some chick is ignoring me on irc. Think I might learn everything about her so I can and pay her out on the channel.
17:00 <faux> My appliances say hello
17:00 <dematerialised> SightBlinder: pretty much
17:00 <wolfy> Maurice, you make your 4 year old child walk himself to school becuse you are asleep all day because you have been on the internet all night
17:00 <Maurice> SightBlinder, the funniest bit is when they actually know nothing
17:00 <dematerialised> these blokes are upset they haven't been laid in a few years
17:00 <Maurice> I don't have a 4 yr old you moron
17:00 <wolfy> wake up people
17:00 <faux> What 4 year old
17:00 <faux> lol
17:00 <Maurice> That's discount
17:00 <discount> Maurice has afew kids
17:00 <Doodle> 4 year olds dont go to school
17:00 <Maurice> I have 6
17:00 <Maurice> Get over it
17:00 <discount> yes they do
17:00 <discount> 4 year old
17:00 <discount> turning 5 idiot
17:00 <Maurice> They go to kindy
17:00 <Maurice> 2 and 3 days a week
17:00 <discount> kindy is school
17:00 <Maurice> But thats not my kids
17:00 <Doodle> lol
17:00 <Doodle> SORRY KINDER EXPERTS
17:00 <discount> kindergarten is kindy 
17:00 <Doodle> CARRY ON
17:00 <wolfy> Maurice, how can you do that ?
17:00 <Maurice> Lol
17:00 <discount> k to 6
17:00 <faux> Kindy here starts at 5
17:00 <Maurice> Do what
17:00 <discount> you fucking moron
17:00 <SightBlinder> pff Maurice I know your a homeless lesbain whos husband left her to join the WWF
18:00 <faux> Maybe its the same in vic
18:00 <SightBlinder> god I'm good
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
18:00 <dematerialised> the lesbian bit is right
18:00 <discount> kindy is school
18:00 <dematerialised> wrong about the WWF
18:00 <Maurice> It depends here when they're born
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in syd I think
18:00 <dematerialised> it's WWE now
18:00 <discount> 5 days a week
18:00 <Bastardly_One> 4 - 5 here
18:00 <Maurice> They go the year they turn 4 if they're born jan - jun
18:00 <Maurice> e
18:00 <faux> 5-6 here 
18:00 <faux> 4 is rly young 
18:00 <Maurice> Oh hang on
18:00 <Doodle> i'm so glad i started this conversation
18:00 <discount> no faux
18:00 <Maurice> We have kindy then pre prim, then year 1
18:00 <Maurice> I think it's diff over there
18:00 <discount> we live in nsw
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we have pre school 3-4, kinder 4-5
19:00 <faux> We has preschool for 3-4 year olds
19:00 <Bastardly_One> foundation aka pre
19:00 <discount> pre school then kindy
19:00 <Maurice> Yeah ours is kindy then pre prim
19:00 <Doodle> how interesting
19:00 <Bastardly_One> then grade 1 - 6
19:00 <faux> So do i
19:00 <faux> 4 ye olds can go to kindy but its rare
19:00 <wolfy> Maurice, are you on oz.org ?
19:00 <wolfy> haha
19:00 <Maurice> Wait, is pz in the house?
19:00 <faux> Oh I was waiting for my kettle but didn't turn it on
19:00 <faux> Great 
19:00 <Maurice> Is he waiting to kiss some boys
19:00 <faux> Wolfy is oz
19:00 <faux> Pz
19:00 <Maurice> I know
19:00 <dematerialised> oh!
19:00 <dematerialised> pz!
19:00 <faux> Oh
19:00 <dematerialised> now it makes sense
19:00 <Maurice> Is he gonna confess his love to riggs again
19:00 <faux> Lmao
19:00 <Maurice> I LOVES YOU RIGGSY, KISS ME
20:00 <dematerialised> get the leather chaps out
20:00 <Maurice> Lol
20:00 <wolfy> thats it Maurice take it out on IRC because you can't even provide for your own accident children and a father that is not even there rofl
20:00 <dematerialised> perhaps he's upset because he'll never be a father
20:00 <Maurice> What
20:00 <Maurice> Are you high, yet again?
20:00 <faux> Try a little harder Wolfy 
20:00 <faux> Just a bit more
21:00 <discount> ohh pz
21:00 <discount> who is that?
21:00 <dematerialised> see, pz is projecting his abandonment issues
22:00 <wolfy> Maurice, you think you are something on IRC because you have ops lets look at who and what you really are lets face the facts here 
22:00 <dematerialised> pz is b&
22:00 <dematerialised> are you ban evading
22:00 <wolfy> no im not banned
22:00 <dematerialised> i think you are
22:00 <dematerialised> pz
22:00 <wolfy> i havent been here in ages
22:00 <wolfy> faggot
22:00 <wolfy> so fuck off
22:00 <dematerialised> doens't mean you aren't still banned
22:00 <dematerialised> friend
23:00 <wolfy> who are you ?
23:00 <Maurice> Ok, I'm ready to face them
23:00 <wolfy> i been on this network since 1997
23:00 <dematerialised> good for you
23:00 <Maurice> If you're going to give me actual facts
23:00 <dematerialised> i've been here since it was founded
23:00 <Maurice> Not your fabricated shitr
23:00 <Maurice> -r
23:00 <wolfy> Maurice, whats your game ? 
23:00 <Maurice> Monopoly, usually
23:00 <Maurice> Yours?
23:00 <wolfy> bah
23:00 <dematerialised> monopoly is pretty good
23:00 <Maurice> I know
23:00 <wolfy> look at urself
23:00 <Maurice> I have fam guy one
24:00 <dematerialised> i dont like playing it because i get upset when i have to mortgage my hotels
24:00 <Maurice> Do you throw the board
24:00 <dematerialised> but when i win
24:00 <dematerialised> it's fantastic
24:00 <Maurice> My brother used to do that
24:00 <dematerialised> nah
24:00 <dematerialised> im passive agressive
24:00 <discount> Maurice is a fucking dog
24:00 <dematerialised> i'll just shit in everyones breakfast
24:00 <Maurice> He'd chuck it an be all 'NOW NOBODY WINS'
24:00 <Maurice> Woof discount
25:00 <discount> Maurice and Serenity are both fat pigs
25:00 <wolfy> Maurice only ever had one job in her life at hungry jacks LOL what a loser
25:00 <Bonny> Maurice is actually a bitch.. female dog
25:00 <dematerialised> yeah
25:00 <discount> she is
25:00 <discount> female dog
25:00 <dematerialised> i've seen her nipples
25:00 <Maurice> I'm very large
25:00 <dematerialised> all 8 of them
25:00 <Maurice> I wobble often
25:00 <faux> Aaaand I'm back
25:00 <discount> Bonny remember last night you told me Maurice was a single fat mum lol
25:00 <Bonny> did I?
25:00 <Bonny> lol
25:00 <Maurice> Ok old man
25:00 <Maurice> Calm your man boobs
25:00 <faux> Discount is sounding more familiar by the second 
26:00 <discount> man boobs?
26:00 <dematerialised> faux: just another shitcunt aliasing
26:00 <discount> im younger than you Maurice
26:00 <Maurice> No you're no
26:00 <Maurice> t
26:00 <Maurice> You idiot
26:00 <discount> ok im 48 i lied big deadl fuck off
26:00 <Maurice> LOL
26:00 <discount> how much do you weigh Maurice?
26:00 <Maurice> 110
26:00 <Maurice> All of it muscle
26:00 <faux> Yeah
26:00 <discount> ok well im 98
26:00 <faux> Everyone's younger than Maurice 
26:00 <faux> Except b1 he's a dinosaur
26:00 <Maurice> I can bench press the shit out of you
27:00 <Maurice> SHUT UP YOU
27:00 <faux> Bench press this 8====D
27:00 <Maurice> Even Bastardly_One is younger
27:00 <Maurice> And discount claims to have a 2 yr old and wonders why he's grandpa spec
27:00 <Bastardly_One> mentally yes
27:00 <discount> i have a 2 and 4 year old so what?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean ... wait ... mevermind
27:00 <discount> grandpa spec?
28:00 <faux> Poor children 
28:00 <discount> poor children?
28:00 <discount> so we should have children at 17 should we?
28:00 <faux> Why are you repeating everything we say as a question 
28:00 <faux> Do we need to type slower for you
28:00 <discount> no just speak english
29:00 <discount> is it true you are an arab?
29:00 <Maurice> English, do you speak it motherfucker
29:00 <Maurice> Who had kids at 17?
29:00 <Maurice> Although thats better than having a kid at 46 and being crippled with arthritis
29:00 <faux> No its not about your age. Poor children for having a retarded father who thinks coming online at all hours of the morning being a condescending fuck wit is appropriate behaviour for geriatric fuck
30:00 <faux> We are talking english. You seem like you dont understand much of it though 
30:00 <faux> Hence all the questions 
30:00 <SightBlinder> if i've learnt anything tonight, it's that I have to find a chick to crap out a kid for me becasue time is running short
31:00 <faux> Lolll
31:00 <discount> crippled with arthritis at 46 ok?
31:00 <faux> Yet another question 
31:00 <faux> Lol
31:00 <faux> OK yes? OK?
31:00 <discount> you are online at the same time
31:00 <faux> OK?
31:00 <Maurice> Ok?
31:00 <discount> we are not in the same boat?
31:00 <Maurice> We're the same person
32:00 <faux> I'm her alter ago
32:00 <Bonny> lol faux
33:00 <faux> Hi bony :)
33:00 <faux> +n
33:00 <Bonny> hello
33:00 <faux> Lol
33:00 <Bonny> :P
33:00 <faux> Bony! 
33:00 <Bonny> I wouldn't mind being bony
33:00 <Bonny> lol[
33:00 <Maurice> What happened to the boy kisser
33:00 <Maurice> Did he die
33:00 <faux> Haahahha
33:00 <dematerialised> nah
33:00 <dematerialised> he's scaring me in private message
33:00 <Bonny> rofl
33:00 <faux> He's on oz org getting your IP 2 track u down bro
33:00 <Maurice> Oh dear
33:00 <dematerialised> faux: that's exactly what he did
33:00 <faux> Seriousky?
33:00 <Maurice> He will find me fat and a single mother
33:00 <dematerialised> he's calling the police for me
33:00 <dematerialised> :)
34:00 <faux> Omg lol
34:00 <Maurice> Then I will cry and cry
34:00 <Bonny> lol
34:00 <faux> I just made up the most far fetched thing 
34:00 <wolfy> on the fone to cops right now
34:00 <dematerialised> haha
34:00 <Maurice> LOL for what?
34:00 <wolfy> you guys are gone.
34:00 <wolfy> haha
34:00 <dematerialised> yeah he didn't get that far
34:00 <Maurice> 'Someone of austnet is being mean, arrest them!'
34:00 <DrGore> arrested for being jewish
34:00 <dematerialised> just calling the cops
34:00 <dematerialised> to have a chat
34:00 <wolfy> lol
34:00 <dematerialised> about poor old shane
34:00 <dematerialised> oh shit
34:00 <Maurice> 'Sooo, any good weed in lock up?'
34:00 <dematerialised> now everyone knows me name
34:00 <dematerialised> fuck
34:00 <Maurice> You're fucked now
34:00 <dematerialised> i know right
35:00 <dematerialised> fucking ruined
35:00 <Maurice> I'ma stalk you coz I know your first name
35:00 <faux> "I'm reporting a dude I stalked on irc.. He's saying I kissed a boy…"
35:00 <faux> Brb writing it down
35:00 <dematerialised> what wolfy doesn't understand, as someone with no self worth, is that knowing how to get someone's name and old address records
35:00 <Bonny> lol
35:00 <dematerialised> is no harder than searching the white pages
35:00 <dematerialised> but we wont dent his super hacker ego just now
35:00 <fawks> are you even in the white pages
35:00 <dematerialised> no lol
35:00 <fawks> lol
35:00 <Maurice> I swear 'microsoft' are stalking me
35:00 <dematerialised> haven't been for years
36:00 <Bonny> lol
36:00 <dematerialised> its not like i have entire websites with every single peice of my life on them
36:00 <dematerialised> available for everyone to see...
36:00 <fawks>  o dear
36:00 <Bonny> why not?
36:00 <dematerialised> i do, wanna go read my blog?
36:00 <Bonny> sure. :)
37:00 <dematerialised> you can read all about my history and qualifications and community exploits and find out im a nerd
37:00 <dematerialised> a NERD
37:00 <Bonny> cool
37:00 <wolfy> dematerialised, that is your 100% real address i could just call the cops and give it to them right now
37:00 <Bonny> I'm a nerd too
37:00 <dematerialised> wolfy: do it
37:00 <dematerialised> please
37:00 <dematerialised> im waiting
37:00 <fawks> and say what
37:00 <dematerialised> i dont care what he says
37:00 <fawks> a man on the internet has made you butthurt
37:00 <fawks> lol
37:00 <dematerialised> i just want him to do it
37:00 <fawks> can i do it
37:00 <dematerialised> sure
37:00 <wolfy> why you freaking out man ?
37:00 <fawks> pm me your address
37:00 <dematerialised> you actually probbaly have my address
37:00 <dematerialised> :P
37:00 <wolfy> you got something to hide?
37:00 <fawks> nah i dont
38:00 <fawks> how would i have it
38:00 <fawks> lol
38:00 <Maurice> Why are you ringing the cops?
38:00 <Maurice> To tell them what
38:00 <dematerialised> im sure its been mentioned in #cbf
38:00 <dematerialised> at some point
38:00 <fawks> im not in there
38:00 <dematerialised> ah yeah
38:00 <dematerialised> i forgot
38:00 <fawks> havent been in ages
38:00 <discount> wolfy they are all idiots
38:00 <wolfy> Maurice, i could tell them anything and they will go to that address
38:00 <dematerialised> wolfy: i already told you in PM
38:00 <dematerialised> i want you to do it
38:00 <Maurice> Really? OUR cops?
38:00 <dematerialised> and send them around
38:00 <TheRiddler> lolll
38:00 <wolfy> dematerialised, you gonna be at the watch house tonight buddy
38:00 <wolfy> you got a warrant
38:00 <dematerialised> sweet!
38:00 <dematerialised> been there before
39:00 <dematerialised> it's alright
39:00 <wolfy> yer figured
39:00 <dematerialised> they gave me my own temp cell
39:00 <Bonny> nice
39:00 <Bonny> I had to share mine
39:00 <dematerialised> what a fucking loopy cunt that guy is haha
39:00 <Bonny> lol
39:00 <Maurice> He was hurting my head
39:00 <TheRiddler> who was that again
39:00 <Maurice> pz
39:00 <Bonny> who's pz?
39:00 <Maurice> It said it in the ban..
39:00 <TheRiddler> oh right yeah
39:00 <Maurice> He's from perth
39:00 <fawks> pz
39:00 <Bonny> k
39:00 <Maurice> Professes love and kisses fat men
40:00 <Bonny> lol
40:00 <fawks> for the thousandth tiem
40:00 <Bonny> so I should represent myself as a fat man to cyber hikm?
40:00 <Maurice> Yes
40:00 <Bonny> nah I pass
40:00 <Maurice> Tell him your nick used to be riggs or wrath
40:00 <discount> why did you ban him?
40:00 <discount> he was ok
40:00 <discount> abit abusive
40:00 <Bonny> you're next discount
40:00 <Maurice> The same reason I'm about to ban you
40:00 <Maurice> For being a cockdrop
41:00 <discount> ok so being a cockdrop means you get banned?
41:00 <Bonny> cockdrop? lol
41:00 <discount> ok that makes sense
41:00 <Maurice> Yes
41:00 <dematerialised> discount: pz is permabanned
41:00 <TheRiddler> so discount is mayo or gambler?
41:00 <dematerialised> has been for a long time
41:00 <discount> you dont like me so you ban me?
41:00 <fawks> ..........
41:00 <TheRiddler> or neither
41:00 <Maurice> No, I find you to be a fucking delight
41:00 <discount> no wonder this server has gone to shit
41:00 <fawks> AH KISSED A GURL AND AH LAKHED EEEEEEEET
41:00 <Maurice> But your bedside manner needs work
41:00 <TheRiddler> oh him
41:00 <discount> i dont even know who pz is
41:00 <Maurice> Well butt to the wall
42:00 <discount> i havnt been on here in 10 years
42:00 <Maurice> Or he'll mount you
42:00 <Maurice> And what a stellar impression you made upon your return..
42:00 <discount> do you really think I care? this place is a ghost train
42:00 <discount> there use to be 1000 active rooms at this time. i counted about 30
43:00 <Maurice> Never heard that before
43:00 <fawks> hi xm
43:00 <fawks> meet the channels new douchebag
43:00 <fawks> discount.
43:00 <dematerialised> discount: trying to pin a dying irc network on one person
43:00 <xm> yeah, i had several arguments with him last night
43:00 <dematerialised> any retard can look at netsplit.de
43:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> discunt
43:00 <dematerialised> and see it died long ago
43:00 <xm> i senses it right away
43:00 <dematerialised> stop trying to be some smart cunt
43:00 <dematerialised> you aren't
43:00 <xm> sensed*
43:00 <Maurice> Last night?
43:00 <fawks> about what
43:00 <Maurice> But he hasn't been here in 10yrs..
43:00 <TheRiddler> he's not new
44:00 <TheRiddler> he comes on every day to say this place is shit
44:00 <Bonny> lol
44:00 <xm> because i made a joke with Loof about blue vein cheese...and how junkies would get excited when they unwrap it and try to eat it with a syringe
44:00 <Bonny> why bother?
44:00 <fawks> id love to raise my children whilst venting on irc
44:00 <TheRiddler> he's been coming on n off for years
44:00 <xm> and he went for the holier than thou angle
44:00 <fawks> oh
44:00 <fawks> wunna dem
44:00 <xm> but i dont think he is that bad
44:00 <fawks> he called me a bogan
44:00 <fawks> <3
44:00 <xm> he seemed redeemable later
44:00 <Maurice> He man, I vent about my 6 kids on irc..
45:00 <Maurice> Hey*
45:00 <fawks> cos i said ill shit on his doorstep
45:00 <Maurice> My kitten is rabbit kicking the fuck out of my arm
45:00 <Maurice> Shes taking no prisoners
45:00 <xm> i thought he was about 18 or something then he claimed to be 48
45:00 <fawks> punch it
45:00 <Maurice> I'm so tempted
45:00 <fawks> yeah today hes 40
45:00 <xm> and he had this fixation on asking me what my age was
45:00 <xm> and everyone else's
45:00 <xm> generally only young people do that
45:00 <fawks> xm
45:00 <fawks> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10440750_533292000105135_5527290435628269208_n.jpg
45:00 <Maurice> Well today hes a grandpa with 2 kids
46:00 <Bastardly_One> that's right
46:00 <Maurice> And I'm a single black woman
46:00 <Maurice> HOLLA
46:00 <xm> because once you're a certain age you can tell how old someone is quite easily
46:00 <xm> either way there isnt something right about him...
46:00 <discount> fawks, raising ur kids whilst ircing??? tell that to Maurice too
46:00 <Maurice> I do not like seeing Urkel like hat
46:00 <Maurice> My whole childhood was a lie
46:00 <Maurice> I don't even have kids you idiot
47:00 <xm> that show ruled fawks
47:00 <xm> it was like full house, except black
47:00 <xm> same producers too
47:00 <Maurice> The dad was in Die Hard
47:00 <xm> he must have been really sick of playing steve so they did the stefano thing
48:00 <TheRiddler> http://motherless.com/F40ECD3 woman masturbating with apple in her snatch
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol
48:00 <discount> thats him older you idiot xm
48:00 <xm> heh
48:00 <xm> this guy is hilarious
48:00 <xm> definitely kid vibes here
48:00 <discount> last night you were a nice guy, now you are being hostile
49:00 <xm> no, i was doing a recap of what you were like last night at the start
49:00 <discount> the world wide web is so abusive now days
49:00 <xm> i did say you were redeemable later on
49:00 <Maurice> Ugh
49:00 <Maurice> He played a seperate person on the show
49:00 <Maurice> HE WAS THE SAME AGE..
49:00 <xm> discount: i just think you're strange and something doesnt add up. im not really having a go at you
49:00 <Bonny> 20?
49:00 <fawks> this is what i imagine discount to be like https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=645417022200508
49:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-5WzPIbong
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ORIGIN - Absurdity of What I Am (Lyric Video) (Date not found) 2:47 - Category: Music - 20,721 - 305 likes (99%), 3 dislikes (1%)
51:00 <fawks>  wot
51:00 <Maurice> What if they irc'd before kids
51:00 <Maurice> Then what
52:00 <Bonny> if I had kids I would be driven to irc more often than I do now
52:00 <Bonny> just to escape
52:00 <discount> xm im strange? you told us last night you use to take medication for mental issues
52:00 <xm> so
52:00 <discount> god what has happened to austnet
52:00 <Maurice> Most of this channel takes those drugs..
52:00 <discount> the people here are so abusive
52:00 <Bonny> you were the abusive one, discount
53:00 <discount> Bonny shut the fuck up you old whore I am not taking medication to deal with society
53:00 <Maurice> Bonny, contrary to popular gossip, my kids are all in full time school so I don't need to irc during the day..
53:00 <xm> discount: my only curiousity about you last night was how you were being very judgemental yet didnt realise you were being offensive yourself
53:00 <discount> i have not been here in 10 years and I come back to this
53:00 <xm> i dont care that you are offensive...it's just that you were judging me for making a joke
53:00 <Bonny> discount.. this is an open forum so I won't be shutting my mouth
53:00 <Maurice> 10 yrs but he was here last night?
53:00 <Maurice> THATS NOT 10YRS, THAT WAS 1 DAY
53:00 <Maurice> Oh great, now it's in PM
53:00 <xm> i havent been to jail for 10 years. just 120 months
54:00 <xm> get ya facts straight
54:00 <Bonny> lol
54:00 <Bonny> just ignore the pm and watch him rage lol
55:00 <xm> when they rage they often betray who they really are (not just personality but all the contradictions come flying out)
55:00 <Bonny> yup
55:00 <Maurice> Oh I plan on it
55:00 <faux>  I really think it's plivent 
55:00 <Maurice> I mean, I'm sitting on IRC ignoring my sleeping children
55:00 <faux> He acts like that when he's trying to be 'sane'
55:00 <Maurice> Since it's 1am
56:00 <faux> But tries too hard
56:00 <faux> Where's Shane did he get arrested yet
56:00 <xm> Maurice: paste this to him
56:00 <xm> http://pastebin.com/sqU30pQW
56:00 <xm> if he has a daughter he should know
56:00 <dematerialised> Maurice: pz is asking me to ask you to unban him
56:00 <dematerialised> can you please unban him
56:00 <dematerialised> thanks
56:00 <xm> and it's an apt reference
56:00 <Maurice> LOL dematerialised
56:00 <Maurice> Tell him to go suck a dick
56:00 <Maurice> Since hes so good at it
57:00 <Maurice> xm I will paste him this
57:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRaAtVtEGEE
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: FROZEN LET IT GO IDINA MENZEL BEST VIDEO FOR CHILDREN WORLWIDE (Date not found) 4:03 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 32,459 - 111 likes (83.5%), 22 dislikes (16.5%)
57:00 <Maurice> BEST FOR CHILDREN
57:00 <Maurice> Says it all
59:00 <faux> Listening to it again 
59:00 <faux> Lol
59:00 <Maurice> CONCEAL DON'T FEEL JUST LET IT GOOOO, NOW THEY KNOWWWW
00:00 <xm> i have it on the iPhone because it's in the top 40 pack for the UK... the intro is good...but then the vocals ruin it for me :P
00:00 <xm> i just dont like the particular vocalist
01:00 <xm> and then it gets too camp
01:00 <fawks> the cold nevr bothered me anywayyyyy
01:00 <fawks> its funny how some distance
01:00 <fawks> makes everything seem smalll
01:00 <xm> it's been remixed by Armin van Buuren now
01:00 <fawks> and the fears that once controled me cant get to me at alll
01:00 <DrGore> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBjJK2d-Fv4&list=RD162AWyhziJ8&index=2
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ORIGIN - All Things Dead (OFFICIAL LYRIC VIDEO) (Date not found) 3:43 - Category: Music - 15,890 - 236 likes (97.1%), 7 dislikes (2.9%)
02:00 <xm> the intro could be sampled for hip hop
02:00 <fawks> its time to see what i can do to testt the limits and braek throguhhhh
02:00 <fawks> i sound amazing with my sick voice
02:00 <fawks> not
02:00 <fawks> my power flurries throguh the air onto the ground
03:00 <xm> when i send you the next xm.wav
03:00 <xm> you have to judge it with all harshness
03:00 <fawks> ok
03:00 <fawks> i always do though
03:00 <fawks> ol
03:00 <fawks> lol
03:00 <xm> yeah i know
03:00 <fawks> im always honest
03:00 <xm> i used to send a wav file of 'me' singing to see people's reaction
03:00 <xm> i looked for the very worst example on YT
03:00 <xm> some people were polite
04:00 <xm> others were laughing their heads off but werent sure if i were for real
04:00 <fawks> did you see the vid i posted tonight 
04:00 <fawks> of the psycho
04:00 <xm> which?
04:00 <fawks> singing
04:00 <fawks> hng on
04:00 <xm> is it the one like whitney
04:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUyKpfbB9M8
04:00 <fawks> rofl
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Most psycho American Idol contestant ever, Mary Roach !!! (Feb 5, 2009) 6:44 - Category: Comedy - 16,383,407 - 58,538 likes (87.8%), 8,137 dislikes (12.2%)
04:00 <Bastardly_One> which psycho?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you were still going on about Frozen
05:00 <xm> yeah, i find these sorts fascinating fawks
05:00 <xm> because they go to work...
05:00 <xm> or uni...
05:00 <xm> and everyone thinks they're normal
05:00 <fawks> lol
05:00 <fawks> watch til the end
05:00 <xm> sort of like how these people go on IRC and act like dickheads
05:00 <xm> seems normal so far
05:00 <xm> no singing yet
07:00 <xm> hahahha
08:00 <xm> i love it when people are confronted
09:00 <Maurice> The vocalist for let it go is a broadway star
09:00 <Maurice> She has a jew nose but she can goddamn sing
09:00 <Bastardly_One> she's very much not right in the head
09:00 <Bastardly_One> this american idol contestant
09:00 <Maurice> I am so
10:00 <xm> there was one contestant that lost the plot and killed herself on paula abdul's property
10:00 <Maurice> My cat has gone nuts, kinda wishing I pushed her into the bath last night
12:00 <xm> i can tolerate barbra but only because i grew up with it
12:00 <fawks> omg
12:00 <fawks> i need to make these for dinner timorrow
12:00 <fawks> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xba9tt01JuY
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HOW TO MAKE CHICKEN BALLS (Date not found) 2:47 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 136,985 - 1,470 likes (97%), 46 dislikes (3%)
12:00 <xm> i prefer the notes sung a bit drawn out
13:00 <xm> borderline opera
13:00 <xm> like in cats memory
13:00 <Maurice> Do chickens have balls
14:00 <Bastardly_One> chicken and garlic balls
14:00 <Bastardly_One> like tiny kievs
14:00 <Bastardly_One> very nice
15:00 <Maurice> Those kievs balls are delish
15:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78Ruh0ewBVo
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Barbra Streisand - HD STEREO - Memory - CC for lyrics (Jan 11, 2009) 4:02 - Category: Music - 5,164,192 - 16,097 likes (97.7%), 382 dislikes (2.3%)
15:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEcMogEgx_I
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Matt Corby - What The Devil Has Made (Audio) (Date not found) 4:48 - Category: Music - 131,198 - 1,650 likes (99%), 17 dislikes (1%)
15:00 <Maurice> Memoriessss, like the corner of my mind
15:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
16:00 <Maurice> Misty watered colour memory.. of the way.. you looked
17:00 <Maurice> Pussy
19:00 <Maurice> faux, this OITNB
19:00 <fawks> ?
19:00 <Maurice> The flashbacks, saggy boobs
19:00 <Maurice> Do not lik
19:00 <Maurice> e
20:00 <Maurice> Taystees adopted mama
20:00 <Maurice> Go eat a dick
20:00 <xm> this is the first song i learnt on the piano. lovely singer too
20:00 <xm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kmxCGILykM
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Clair de lune by Faure (Jun 17, 2008) 3:10 - Category: Music - 16,236 - 46 likes (88.5%), 6 dislikes (11.5%)
20:00 <Maurice> Rofl toilet sex
20:00 <Maurice> '2 in the pink, 1 in the stink'
20:00 <dematerialised> i'm almost out of chocolate
20:00 <dematerialised> :(
21:00 <Maurice> I have my 4th block of Picnic
21:00 <Maurice> My kids keep eating it
21:00 <dematerialised> bastards
21:00 <Maurice> I reckon
21:00 <Maurice> Which makes sense since I'm a single mum
21:00 <dematerialised> its ok
21:00 <dematerialised> he's not here anymore
22:00 <dematerialised> we're still having a civil conversation
22:00 <dematerialised> in PM
22:00 <Maurice> Yeah I got rid of that moron
22:00 <Maurice> LOL
22:00 <Maurice> How civil
22:00 <dematerialised> fairly
22:00 <dematerialised> i've helped him understand that what he was doing was wrong
22:00 <dematerialised> and that he really needs to work on interpersonal relationships
22:00 <dematerialised> now we're talking about how good my internet is
22:00 <Maurice> Yeah its all bollocks
27:00 <Maurice> Oh faux, that moustached mother fucker warden is creepy
27:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> think it mite bed bed time-ish soon
27:00 <xm> hah so it was plivent
27:00 <xm> discount = plivent
27:00 <xm> the stupidity makes sense now
27:00 <Maurice> Hes all tissues and lube out
27:00 <fawks> i told you
27:00 <xm> he could never keep a straight story
27:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> been around since 7 pm-ish wed
28:00 <xm> and he has this thing about plumbing...
28:00 <Maurice> which he was to start with
28:00 <xm> fixmysink
28:00 <xm> and last night said he was a plumber
28:00 <Maurice> HERES 4 BUCKS, ADD IT TO YOUR PROFIT AND GET ME A HEATER
31:00 <Maurice> Wtf is this flashback shit
31:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> ummmmmmm, plivent .......... ummmmmmmmm .......... fck who is he again ........... raged at me fo no reason a lil while back ......... worked out later that I actually had him on msn (in the msn days) n then as it changed over I stopped usin it .......... he was prolly pissed fo all the times I mightn've replied to him
31:00 <Maurice> Damn blacks
37:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> Ken davidson
37:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> D*
38:00 <fawks> the flashbacks are good
38:00 <fawks> its telling us every inmates stories
38:00 <fawks> i like em
39:00 <dematerialised> from sydney
40:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> ye, tryinnah remem his initial nick as when I 1-st met him in #sydney
40:00 <xm> i was too polite to tell discount how braindead he was last night
40:00 <xm> nothing he said made sense and everything was being made up on the spot
40:00 <dematerialised> parently he's a DJ
40:00 <xm> i was putting it down to low self-esteem of an old man trying to look legit
41:00 <xm> but it really was someone about half that age
41:00 <crash> liked the old topic better
41:00 <dematerialised> there are so many people like that though
41:00 <dematerialised> i wanna know what the common drug is
41:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> nah, he was jus into the same (sortah) shit that I was into ........... onleh reason I took up convo with him etc
42:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> pls do churn out a few mo of his nix xm ........... u said it to me the other nite
42:00 <xm> he is good with the yarns though. such as the claim he sold 200 plasmas each day at JB
42:00 <xm> do the math :D
42:00 <Maurice> Fucking cat, is being a whore
43:00 <crash> umkempt ?
43:00 <crash> unkempt rather
43:00 <Maurice> Its a cat, not pubes..
43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <crash> cats are cool i guess?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> she loves fucking with you it seems
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'd like her
44:00 <Maurice> Mines not cool
44:00 <Maurice> Shes mean
44:00 <crash> but still comes home for food
45:00 <Maurice> I fucking adore her, but shes mean
45:00 <crash> you would show your cat affection when no one else is looking Maurice
45:00 <Maurice> She doesnt ever leave the house...
45:00 <Maurice> I show her affection when people look. Whats your point.
46:00 <crash> you were saying your cat was mean
46:00 <Maurice> And she is
46:00 <Maurice> I still love her ugly arse
46:00 <crash> good stuff
47:00 <Maurice> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/p180x540/10309728_10152530898325844_5390513910978563722_n.jpg
47:00 <Maurice> Lol my mums dog
50:00 <xm> does it surf
50:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4UZ7xqtVrw
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Downsyde - Fortune and Fame (Mar 10, 2010) 3:29 - Category: Music - 103,292 - 638 likes (98.3%), 11 dislikes (1.7%)
50:00 <faux> "I'm not an alcoholic, I'm australian"
50:00 <Maurice> Her name is Bondi, but no
51:00 <faux> Lol Polly's husband
51:00 <Maurice> Fugly https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/l/t1.0-9/10415676_10152527101765844_2544648367288092013_n.jpg
51:00 <Maurice> Polly was a dog who lived to be 14, wtf drugs are you on
52:00 <faux> Oitnb
52:00 <Maurice> Pollys tits
52:00 <Maurice> Just out there
52:00 <faux> Lol
53:00 <Maurice> 'your nip..' ' yeah theyre always out there'
53:00 <faux> Wep
55:00 <faux> Alex is such a bitch 
56:00 <Maurice> Shes a fucking whore
56:00 <Maurice> Not happy with her
00:00 <Bonny> night all
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm hungry again
03:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> I'mma outtah weed
04:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> latsed a week though
04:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> sted*
05:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> ouch
05:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> jus fried my knee a bit on this heatsink
06:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> FRIDAY THE 13-TH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> murch lark to all that need it
07:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> :)
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah so it is 
10:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> eh, crash at 5 wake at abt 5
10:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> n then be awake again till fck knows
10:00 <crash> friday night i guess
10:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> u mean sun nite
11:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> I mean*
11:00 <crash> might get some shuteye about now i think
11:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> sleep 12 hrs be up fo a couple of days
11:00 <crash> i love fridays though
13:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> whe yah from
16:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> I mite make that mah sayin
16:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> whe yah from
16:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> eheheh
16:00 <xm> ive whe yah from? who, am i?
17:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> did u see the track xm?
17:00 <xm> which track
17:00 <xm> it's hard to follow everything here
17:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGRocJOcW0c
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: where yah from- Drapht (Aug 2, 2011) 3:49 - Category: Entertainment - 14,417 - 41 likes (95.3%), 2 dislikes (4.7%)
17:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> ^ ehehehe
18:00 <xm> so far the brassy style sounds very Australian
19:00 <xm> not really my thing
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Drapht is an aussie rapper isn't he?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> was a JJJ next big thing
20:00 <xm> The_Lone_Deranger: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09t0czQut3w
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Andy Duguid and Julie Thompson - Skin and Bones (Date not found) 6:22 - Category: Entertainment - 11,177 - 205 likes (96.7%), 7 dislikes (3.3%)
21:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> u should read the lyrics man
22:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> makes mo sense then
22:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> and note wat's happenin in the vid
22:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> also*
22:00 <xm> hip hop? weed? come on man! you need to be listening to trance and doing pillsssssssssss
23:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> I do
23:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> jus that some stuff is rite at the rite times
24:00 <xm> anyway, this is my favourite song of the past year
25:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> only that 1?
25:00 <xm> the top contendor at the moment
25:00 <xm> contender*
25:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> orraite ...........
26:00 <xm> zade was showing me links the other day to Brunswick St rave parties
26:00 <xm> i didnt know such things existed here
26:00 <xm> i thought it was just Europe
27:00 <xm> and it did look crowded too
27:00 <xm> it was all news to me
28:00 <Bastardly_One> totally random
28:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> som e of the dudes in #psy do it too
28:00 <Bastardly_One> but fish fingers not to heavily cooked with lots of lemon
28:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> -space
28:00 <Bastardly_One> are delicious when you've not had them for a long time
31:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> actually they're all from Perth in there except me n The_Baron
31:00 <xm> yeah i used to hang around there years ago. met a few
31:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> when he's on*
32:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> Joel?
32:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> is how I started with the mining
33:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> Joel was always goin on abt it etc
38:00 <xm> did you figure out the snipping thing
38:00 <xm> after i posted the link
40:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> nah haven't been fck to yet
40:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> fcked*
40:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> but it's there
41:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> the post
41:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> so I will eventually get to it
42:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways ...............
43:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> quick look to ur right
43:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> l8ers \o.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
49:00 <xm> later 
13:00 <BanBossy> guys iis cosmos done
13:00 <BanBossy> there willbenomoreallnewcosmos
14:00 <BanBossy> 1moreepisodeofallnewthrones
16:00 <BanBossy>         guys piratebay is down again
16:00 <BanBossy> looks likehte jews have pulled off another 911
16:00 <xm> but it always comes back up
16:00 <BanBossy> must be taking a pumellinng
17:00 <BanBossy> can you recommened me any interesting tv shows or docos xm?
17:00 <BanBossy> all new cosmos ended
19:00 <xm> i havent watched docos for a while. but the last one was hilarious...about louis theroux interviewing black israelites in nyc
20:00 <xm> they were all dressed up in flashy uniform...there was gaudy paintings on the walls
20:00 <xm> and it was pretty pomp
20:00 <xm> then they tried to force louis to admit things like shakespeare was really black and so on
22:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds pretty ridiculous
25:00 <xm> it's not that different from 'serious' documentaries ive seen on SBS though
25:00 <xm> i remember flicking through the other day...
26:00 <xm> sbs 1 = doco on lives of medieval people
26:00 <xm> sbs 2 = ru paul modelling comp
26:00 <xm> as in drag queens or something
26:00 <xm> the medieval documentary wasnt too bad but ive seen some pretty shocking ones that tried to look professional
27:00 <xm> Tony Robinson has done a few and he's pretty bad with his research
27:00 <xm> but i suppose this isnt his forte as much as he'd like to think so
27:00 <xm> he's nothing more than another David Icke except not as extreme
28:00 <Bastardly_One> never thought about but true
29:00 <xm> is there an SBS 3?
29:00 <xm> or just 2
29:00 <xm> i was flicking through that night with the drag queen/medieval doco during dinner
29:00 <xm> i dont normally watch TV
29:00 <xm> then later there was this bizarre sex flick cartoon
29:00 <xm> where the woman was having a massive orgy
29:00 <xm> ...made in Europe, of course
30:00 <xm> she was a driving a bus stroking these two massive gear sticks up and down all the way 
30:00 <xm> then there was a fantasy scene
30:00 <xm> of all the male passengers taking turns
30:00 <Bastardly_One> of course
31:00 <Bastardly_One> did you realise beside it being Fri the 13th
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a full moon too
31:00 <xm> someone told me earlier today
31:00 <xm> i generally dont pay that much attention to days let alone dates
35:00 <xm> night
36:00 <Bastardly_One> night
43:00 <BanBossy> what about medieval people
44:00 <BanBossy> oh my mirc may have frozen
45:00 <Shadowgate> type aqt 6am lol in irc lol hahahh
45:00 <Shadowgate> kil me of laughter people
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ brazil own goal
18:00 <Shadowgate> lol
24:00 <Shadowgate> lol own goal
33:00 <BanBossy> sorry to hear that Bastardly_One
33:00 <BanBossy> that's enough to make those savages riot
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and they just got another nice lucky one 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but Croatia aren't playing that bad IMO
37:00 <Shadowgate> it was lucky it hit the post and went in fuck you brazil allways lucky like in against turkey shit penalty and they allways seem to have this lucjk
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> ugh
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> world cup
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> thank god simba is not active 
49:00 <[sA3m0n]> that cunt is soccer crazy
49:00 <[sA3m0n]> soccer is such a gay pansy sport
49:00 <[sA3m0n]> one touch and they act like they are dying of pain
49:00 <[sA3m0n]> professional wrestling on the other hand, sure, its deemed by some as "fake"
50:00 <[sA3m0n]> but i ask you this: what did mick foley do when his ear was literally torn right off, only hanging on by a thread? 
50:00 <[sA3m0n]> he continued on with the match
51:00 <BanBossy> what a dickheaed
51:00 <BanBossy> i'dprefernot to lookdeformedandhave hearing
51:00 <[sA3m0n]> now, i ask you, what is faker? some guy in a soccer match holding into his knee crying and rolling around on the ground after another player taps him in the shoulder
51:00 <[sA3m0n]> or mick foley continuing on with his match with his ear torn off?
52:00 <BanBossy> mick ain'tt the sharpest chisell in hte toolbox
52:00 <[sA3m0n]> yes, i agree he aint no brain surgeon
52:00 <[sA3m0n]> but he sure is tough as hell
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> his pain tolerance and endurance is super human
53:00 <BanBossy> likea pig dog
53:00 <Shadowgate> banboosy said "pig dog" it killed people of laughter
57:00 <Bastardly_One> actually you'd be surprised how articulate Mick is 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a novel he wrote and it's fiction and it's good
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> yeah Bastardly_One
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> im readin his autobigraphy atm
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> Foley Is Good: And the Real World Is Faker than Wrestling
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> he seems like a very good human being
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> like, a decent guy overall
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> omfg waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> aksana is no longer with WWE
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> http://www.ewrestlingnews.com/news/breaking-update-jtg-gone-from-wwe
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> all the list of wrestlers who just got released
15:00 <DemonsRun> I feel like I need to call someone to stay awake -.-
21:00 <Rak> Happy Friday! :~D
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> hey DemonsRun
24:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck off simon
24:00 <Rak> maybe not so happy
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that's tellin' him
25:00 <Bastardly_One> good luck for today
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's Fri 13th and a full moon
28:00 <DemonsRun> Thanks just getting my maps to route to the shed -.-
31:00 <DemonsRun> Here with half hour to spare... And I quit smoking fuck it
32:00 <DemonsRun> Bastardly_One: Bring me a smoke
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you quit
32:00 <Bastardly_One> no
33:00 <DemonsRun> Fuck you I want one
35:00 <Bastardly_One> you've done well
35:00 <Bastardly_One> don't spoil it 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> re: smoking
36:00 <DemonsRun> Only 3 days
36:00 <DemonsRun> Stupid time to quit when this is stressing me te fuck out
36:00 <DemonsRun> The even
36:00 <Bastardly_One> why was I under the impression you started a while ago?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah not the best time I'd agree
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still not ready
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I do want to though
37:00 <DemonsRun> I tried and failed a while ago
38:00 <DemonsRun> I didn't want to either but I'd rather pay the bills
38:00 <DemonsRun> $1300 power bill -.-
38:00 <Bastardly_One> good reason
38:00 <Bastardly_One> shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
38:00 <Bastardly_One> how the fuck?
38:00 <DemonsRun> Idk. I pay 100 a f/n on it and it's still not enough
38:00 <DemonsRun> But our usage doesn't go up
38:00 <DemonsRun> Cunts
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd get that checked
39:00 <gremlinz> you growing weed?
39:00 <DemonsRun> Did have it checked
39:00 <DemonsRun> Price is goin up! That simple 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking hell
40:00 <DemonsRun> Tip of the iceberg was realising carters 2nd birthday is in 3 weeks... And I wanna spoil him
41:00 <DemonsRun> gremlinz: If I was growing weed and selling my powerbill wouldn't worry me haha
41:00 <gremlinz> 1300 a 1/4?
43:00 <DemonsRun> Yup
43:00 <gremlinz> umm ok
44:00 <gremlinz> that really doesnt seem right at all
44:00 <Bastardly_One> not wrong
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that seems really excessive
45:00 <DemonsRun> Ik
45:00 <gremlinz> 1300 for a year i woud say thats standard
45:00 <DemonsRun> I've taken it further just waiting on a call back
46:00 <DemonsRun> I'm thinking I've just been double billed
46:00 <gremlinz> qaudruple billed
47:00 <DemonsRun> Nah a quarter is usually 6-700
47:00 <gremlinz> fuck no
47:00 <DemonsRun> That's always been normal
47:00 <gremlinz> still way too high
47:00 <DemonsRun> Not for our area it's not
47:00 <gremlinz> well id fucking move lol
48:00 <DemonsRun> Just glad I'm not in WA. Mates got billed 3555.31 for a quarter
50:00 <DemonsRun> Course time bbl
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck ME!
50:00 <[sA3m0n]> wtf do u do at home to have a power bill that high
50:00 <[sA3m0n]> run a nuclear power plant?
51:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
51:00 <Ana_Ng> that may be the dumbest one yet
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> scuse me bitch?
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> u wanna go huh?
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> thought so. pussy ass mofo
55:00 <Bastardly_One> BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to Brazil
55:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 - 1
01:00 <simba> fred = gay
02:00 <simba> that sums up the match
07:00 <Bastardly_One> well said
07:00 <Bastardly_One> on that note I'm starting the day and see ya later
16:00 <Pyro-> happy black friday!
16:00 <Pyro-> full moon tonight too .. spooky
19:00 <Pyro-> http://www.couriermail.com.au/news/world/a-jealous-man-has-stabbed-his-love-rival-and-eaten-his-heart-with-a-knife-and-fork-police-say/story-fnihsmjt-1226952601745
03:00 <{LeE}> sif msg me saying hi baby 
03:00 <{LeE}> so sleezy
08:00 <{LeE}> the term is almost over school holidays in 2 weeks :O 
51:00 <Pyro-> O_o
08:00 <{LeE}> O_o
10:00 <Fez> Hi
11:00 <Fez> Wanna go bowling?
11:00 <{LeE}> no my tv show is on and i want cuddles with my man so cya 
12:00 <Fez> U have a slave?
12:00 <Fez> O cya
12:00 <lumeah2> Ohh cuddles sounds nice lea. 
13:00 <lumeah2> Hehe slave.. 
13:00 <Fez> Hi lume
13:00 <lumeah2> Hi fez
13:00 <Fez> Wanna cuddle?
15:00 <Fez> Me either
17:00 <doctor> im in love with lee's bf, he seems so dreamy
20:00 <Fez> His nickname is horse
20:00 <Fez> I think u know why
21:00 <lumeah2> Oh and the rest. 
21:00 <lumeah2> ;) 
21:00 <Fez> The rest?
22:00 <lumeah2> Yes fez the rest.. 
23:00 <Fez> Ooo
23:00 <Fez> Can i help?
16:00 <stebie> what's for lunch
16:00 <stebie> still hungry
17:00 <LexRockhead> mm im hungry
17:00 <LexRockhead> back in Bedrock we eat dinosteak!
19:00 <stebie> i wouldn't mind some dinosteam
19:00 <stebie> and a side of dinosteak
19:00 <LexRockhead> hahaha
23:00 <fawks> I need foods
29:00 <simba> free burgers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
34:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/FI6IWjpsDoY
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scuba - Tell Her - HFCD002 (Mar 3, 2009) 4:05 - Category: Music - 10,517 - 88 likes (98.9%), 1 dislikes (1.1%)
51:00 <British^Meat> what what
51:00 <British^Meat> and yes, rest in peace (p)Rick Mayall
53:00 <faux>  me rn https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=881489838543241
12:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/17/0/enhanced-buzz-7846-1381982508-37.jpg
27:00 <LexRockhead> i found ten bucks on the fridge
27:00 <Lumeah> just laying there?
28:00 <Serenity> rik*
35:00 <Ana_Ng> your fridge is turning tricks
42:00 <stebie> mmmm fudz
55:00 <druff> its friday the 13th
56:00 <druff> spooky
56:00 <druff> spose to be a full moon tonight
56:00 <druff> spookier
58:00 <Serenity> o0o0o0o
00:00 <fawks> My ear is blocked. And I'm chewing my food and can't even hear the TV show
00:00 <fawks> lol
00:00 <fawks> So deaf rn
20:00 <Fez> Mew mew mew your boat
35:00 <LexRockhead> time to make ragu!
35:00 <LexRockhead> oops
35:00 <Ana_Ng> only god can make a ragu
53:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s98UgBSNoL4
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Electric Light Orchestra - Evil Woman (HQ) (Date not found) 4:18 - Category: Music - 249,856 - 1,413 likes (97.7%), 34 dislikes (2.3%)
02:00 <LexRockhead> bs!
02:00 <LexRockhead> anyone can make ragu!!!!!!!!
03:00 <LexRockhead> i like with bacon and grated carrot xD
03:00 <Ana_Ng> well that is nice
04:00 <Ana_Ng> can you even taste the carrots
04:00 <LexRockhead> sure
06:00 <fawks> Taste this 8=====D
07:00 <Ana_Ng> that tastes familiar
07:00 <Ana_Ng> oh, i know
07:00 <Ana_Ng> it tastes like fawks' dad
07:00 <fawks> Hot
07:00 <Fez> Breasts
07:00 <fawks> Hey ronron
07:00 <TheRon> dear god!
07:00 <TheRon> hello
08:00 <Ana_Ng> i am here to announce
08:00 <Ana_Ng> that women are awful
08:00 <TheRon> can be
08:00 <Ana_Ng> gawd
08:00 <Ana_Ng> for ten years, my friend has complained that she didn't have a boyfriend
08:00 <TheRon> i like nice women that actually want to sleep with me
09:00 <Ana_Ng> now she seems to be getting one, and what does she do? she complains about how he takes up all her time
09:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
09:00 <fawks> Your friend is an idiot 
09:00 <fawks> Hi ash
09:00 <Ana_Ng> i am this close telling her to fuck off - be single again if you want time
10:00 <TheRon> what's her number?
10:00 <Ana_Ng> haha
10:00 <Ana_Ng> i hope you like armpit hair
10:00 <TheRon> yeah, nah
10:00 <TheRon> seems unnatural to me
10:00 <Ana_Ng> she gets rejected by guys and they are too nice to tell her
10:00 <Ana_Ng> it's totally unkempt
12:00 <Fez> So?
12:00 <Fez> Ots just hair
12:00 <Fez> Its
12:00 <LexRockhead> ronnie ron
13:00 <Fez> Breasty ron
13:00 <TheRon> yes!
13:00 <LexRockhead> xD
13:00 <Ana_Ng> it's nasty
13:00 <Ana_Ng> just let the hair on your head run wild
13:00 <Ana_Ng> and don't wear clothes
13:00 <Ana_Ng> or drive a car
13:00 <Fez> Her hair is nasty...
13:00 <doctor> Some people if you reject them they burn your house down
14:00 <Ana_Ng> i have a solution to that
14:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't have a house
14:00 <doctor> that makes things easier, yes
15:00 <Ana_Ng> without a lawn or a roof to maintain, i can reject more people
15:00 <TheRon> i'm getting up tomorrow to watch the soccer
15:00 <BlackDevil> A man was killed less than an hour after he was mistakenly freed from jail in Fresno
15:00 <Ana_Ng> i don't think you actually have to get up to do that
15:00 <TheRon> 8 am
15:00 <Ana_Ng> that's good
15:00 <LexRockhead> sup ronnie
16:00 <TheRon> sup
16:00 <Ana_Ng> being free in fresno is worse than being in jail
16:00 <doctor> Should have some cards printed out so you can hand them out effortless to all the rejects you cant be bothered speaking to
16:00 <LexRockhead> doctor I reject you!! :D
16:00 <LexRockhead> nuffin, cookin, gaming
16:00 <doctor> i can take it
16:00 <doctor> brb
16:00 <Ana_Ng> "I've already rejected  you"
16:00 <LexRockhead> "REJECTED!"
16:00 <LexRockhead> nuff  said
16:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: it's just the norm for me
17:00 <TheRon> trivia night tomorrow night, how drunk can i get?
18:00 <LexRockhead> drunk drunk
18:00 <LexRockhead> enough that you forget it's trivia night!
19:00 <TheRon> i struggle with those name that tune ones, i start singing along
19:00 <PZ-> boots wid da furrrrr
19:00 <TheRiddler> damn another australian rockstar dead
19:00 <TheRon> jim keays
19:00 <TheRiddler> is that 2 in a week
19:00 <TheRiddler> pz what are you doing here
20:00 <PZ-> im gonna get drunk tonight!
20:00 <TheRiddler> there was the angels guy too right
20:00 <PZ-> wtf u doin here ?
20:00 <TheRiddler> I mean aren't you banned
21:00 <PZ-> TheRiddler, Where you been mate? I been evading bans on this server for years you would be barking up the wrong tree banning me.
21:00 <PZ-> may aswell not set the bans at all or else ya whole ban list will fill up and there will be floods.
22:00 <PZ-> I was in this channel long before any of you people hahaha
23:00 <LexRockhead> and rik mayal dead!
23:00 <LexRockhead> :(
24:00 <TheRon> the spurs won game 4
24:00 <TheRon> patty mills scored 14
25:00 <BlackDevil> panda
25:00 <PZ-> That Maurice can have her access removed
26:00 <TheRon> so much sport this weekend
26:00 <PZ-> what sport?
26:00 <TheRon> soccer footy rugby rugby
27:00 <PZ-> thats boring though
27:00 <PZ-> why pretend to like sport
27:00 <TheRon> is not
27:00 <TheRon> i loved watching the french get beat
27:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
28:00 <PZ-> SHOULD I GET FUCKING DRUNK TONIGHT YOU WANT ME TO DRINK MORE
29:00 <TheRon> always
29:00 <PZ-> ILL COME IN HERE AND BELT THE FUCK OUT OF MAURICE
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <faux> ooooooooo
29:00 <TheRon> please
29:00 <faux> demz fiten werds
29:00 <PZ-> YA BLOODY CUNT AYE
29:00 <faux> FKN DECK YA ON DA INTERNET YA SLUT
29:00 <PZ-> ZRHAGGHAH
29:00 <PZ-> ILL FUCKEN SPEAR YA CUNT
29:00 <TheRon> get drunk and watch league
33:00 <simba> pz you used to come in here as 'witness' and rage didnt you
33:00 <simba> now i remember who u are
33:00 <doctor> oi, ill knock both your blocks off if ya dont pipe down
33:00 <PZ-> YEAH
33:00 <PZ-> sorry just fixing my desk
35:00 <milk> as an Aboriginal Legal Aid worker, I abhor spearings
35:00 <PZ-> ALS
36:00 <milk> the world moves on
36:00 <faux> Dis is Beauiful :') https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1901938_10152295594523676_2023411442_n.jpg
36:00 <Doodle> fishtermelonbeast
36:00 <faux> ഒരു കല്ല്‌ എറിഞ്ഞാല്‍ നല്ല രസമായിരിക്കും അല്ലെ
36:00 <Doodle> lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> ffs
36:00 <Doodle> WHOOPS
36:00 <TheRiddler> lol
36:00 <TheRiddler> silly faux
37:00 <PZ-> keep on rockin in the free world
37:00 <simba> Been There, Bro
37:00 <PZ-> lol simba you been nowhere
37:00 <simba> ssshhh
37:00 <simba> pipe down drunkie
37:00 <PZ-> im not even drunk yet
37:00 <milk> Step-on-eeeeeeit! was that really necessary?
38:00 <simba> what an achievement!!!
38:00 <PZ-> here we go
38:00 <Doodle> where are we going
38:00 <PZ-> unban the fattie
38:00 <simba> the paranoias kicking in now pz knows he wont take long before losing it in front of the ops
38:00 <Ana_Ng> i'm not banned
39:00 <faux> da fattie iz bak
39:00 <Doodle> wb luvr
39:00 <faux> thanks <3
39:00 <Serenity> wb yo
39:00 <faux> tyty
39:00 <Serenity> that was hard on me phone btw
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <TheRon> i'm tipping carlton tonight i just have a feeling
40:00 <faux> i bought a maybelline baby lips chapstick
40:00 <faux> buy one sez
40:00 <faux> it keeps my lips so moist omg
40:00 <faux> esp cos im sick
40:00 <faux> its brill
40:00 <Serenity> moist lips hey
40:00 <faux> rofl
40:00 <TheRon> sounds dirty
40:00 <faux> :'''''(
40:00 <Serenity> loool
40:00 <faux> i didnt even think of that
40:00 <faux> im so innocent
40:00 <faux> obv.
40:00 <faux> o:)
41:00 <simba> TheRon i got hawks by 050
41:00 <simba> 60
41:00 <simba> 50
41:00 <simba> .
41:00 <faux> .
41:00 <faux> how was da burgz simb
41:00 <TheRon> one can dream can't they
41:00 <simba> prtetty good
41:00 <TheRon> i got the rabbits by 20
41:00 <faux> how many did you Consume
41:00 <faux> zooey dechanel as a babby https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1794759_10152295590788676_923016761_n.jpg
41:00 <faux> :')
42:00 <TheRon> i think i like her sister better
42:00 <faux> si
42:00 <faux> f
42:00 <TheRon> bones
43:00 <TheRon> and she does
43:00 <faux> lol
43:00 <faux> Serenity https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10006958_10152295006523676_1606337222_n.jpg
43:00 <Fez> She has a sister?
43:00 <simba> just 1 and 1 4 later
43:00 <TheRon> guessing, they have the same surname
43:00 <Serenity> ermergerdddd
43:00 <Ana_Ng> ya
43:00 <Serenity> a handful of kittens
43:00 <Ana_Ng> old news
44:00 <PZ-> :'):'):'):'):'):'):'):'):'):')VV
44:00 <PZ-> their tiny wtf
44:00 <PZ-> could flush them down the toilet
44:00 <Fez> Prolly never on the news ana
44:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to christopher reeves favourite song
44:00 <TheRon> i'm still standing
44:00 <PZ-> yeah yeah yeah
44:00 <faux> im looking at this indian page
44:00 <faux> and evberything is so funny
44:00 <faux> its like beehhh made every post
44:00 <faux> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/1620455_10152293697278676_1214847827_n.jpg
45:00 <LexRockhead> beehhh mak me laf evertim
45:00 <TheRon> i watched a really bad movie last night
45:00 <LexRockhead> called?
45:00 <TheRon> a real straight to dvd effort
45:00 <TheRon> asteroid vs earth or something
45:00 <LexRockhead> i got 2 dvds to watch
45:00 <LexRockhead> lmao really?
45:00 <TheRon> it had tia carrerre in it
46:00 <LexRockhead> hahahahaha now she IS b grade
46:00 <LexRockhead> worse
46:00 <TheRon> i was bored and just wanted to watch complete rubbish
46:00 <PZ-> friday 13th
46:00 <PZ-> wheres my hockey mask
46:00 <Fez> Full moon too
46:00 <Fez> Spooooooky
46:00 <TheRon> robert davi, what was he in?
47:00 <TheRon> sliders or something?
47:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSUIQgEVDM4
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Doors - The End (original) (Oct 4, 2010) 11:48 - Category: Music - 10,653,656 - 45,711 likes (98.5%), 690 dislikes (1.5%)
47:00 <PZ-> die hard
49:00 <doctor> need more doors
50:00 <PZ-> i called 6pr up few weeks ago
50:00 <PZ-> had a chat with john lewis
50:00 <doctor> did you stick it to him hard?
51:00 <TheRon> is bob francis the crazy one right winged one?
51:00 <Fez> Boob francis?
51:00 <TheRon> i think he does
51:00 <Pyro-> so.. the poo essendon are in gets deaper
52:00 <TheRon> where's matthew i wanna hang shit
52:00 <PZ-> damn such weak wireless signal
52:00 <PZ-> im gonna get banned from the internets soon
52:00 <Fez> Arent they cheats?
52:00 <TheRon> yes
52:00 <Fez> Bad cheats...
53:00 <Fez> Still never won a flag whilst cheating
53:00 <TheRon> they're cleared on the aod whatever, but not on the peptides
53:00 <Pyro-> suckin on cow foetuses
54:00 <TheRon> there's two types of thy..... whatever, one is banned the other isnt, the thinking is they may have taken the banned one
54:00 <LexRockhead> ima hackin ppl
54:00 <TheRon> simba was i close?
56:00 <faux> why the fuck is there an icecream gtruck
56:00 <faux> its freezing'
57:00 <TheRon> strange cats across the border
57:00 <TheRon> damn you faux now i want gellato
00:00 <LexRockhead> u can have ragu
00:00 <LexRockhead> in like an hour when its done
00:00 <TheRon> ragu?
01:00 <LexRockhead> bolognessssee
02:00 <LexRockhead> red sauce
02:00 <LexRockhead> gravy!
02:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffr0opfm6I4
02:00 <TheRon> carbonara tonight
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Velvet Underground - Heroin (Jun 8, 2008) 7:13 - Category: Music - 3,935,351 - 18,467 likes (98.9%), 212 dislikes (1.1%)
02:00 <TheRon> billy don't you lose my number
03:00 <PZ-> boots with da furrrrr
05:00 <PZ-> sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
05:00 <TheRon> boobs?
06:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon
06:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1044978581
06:00 <PZ-> JANNIES GOT A GUN
07:00 <TheRon> ground control to major tom
13:00 <LexRockhead> yum carbonara with eggs?
13:00 <TheRon> possibly
14:00 <LexRockhead> sweet
14:00 <LexRockhead> and parmesan!
14:00 <LexRockhead> no cream 
15:00 <TheRon> only got the powdered parmesan
16:00 <TheRon> down in kokomo
18:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpWEv9Q0XQ4
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Vietnam War-House of the Rising Sun (Oct 31, 2009) 4:45 - Category: Music - 6,125,451 - 21,675 likes (98.8%), 266 dislikes (1.2%)
29:00 <TheRon> carn the blues
31:00 <TheRon> i drove all night to get to you, is that alright
31:00 <TheRon> roy orbison
32:00 <LexRockhead> hm powdered be ok!!!
32:00 <LexRockhead> my sauce is in the oven
32:00 <TheRon> essendon hey
33:00 <couleurs> carn da dees
33:00 <TheRon> possibility that essendon could have 25 players on their list next season
33:00 <Ana_Ng> i am going to need some cuddles tonight
34:00 <TheRon> i would but......
34:00 <TheRon> couleurs 8 am tomorrow
34:00 <TheRon> a draw would be a good result
34:00 <couleurs> 5am thank's
35:00 <TheRon> whats on at 5
35:00 <couleurs> nederlends v esp
35:00 <couleurs> a real match
35:00 <TheRon> ah ok, mexico and someone at 2
35:00 <couleurs> opening match was bs
35:00 <TheRon> you watched?
35:00 <couleurs> yeh who cares nigers
35:00 <couleurs> yea
35:00 <couleurs> rigged
35:00 <TheRon> croatia scored the first and brasil woke up?
36:00 <couleurs> brazil scored all 4
36:00 <TheRon> damn
36:00 <couleurs> first goal was an og
36:00 <couleurs> brasil are shit
36:00 <TheRon> you are going for?
36:00 <couleurs> last goal was the only good one
36:00 <TheRon> the germans?
36:00 <couleurs> PORTUGAL
36:00 <TheRon> ronaldo
37:00 <couleurs> they play as a team
37:00 <TheRon> i'm going for ivory coast
37:00 <couleurs> i wanted croatia to win
38:00 <couleurs> it should've been a draw
38:00 <TheRon> not quite up to the mark
38:00 <couleurs> 1-1 or 2-2 at best
38:00 <partay> game 1 and cheating refs already
38:00 <couleurs> dive > penalty
38:00 <couleurs> ya
38:00 <TheRon> who knew the world cup is clean
38:00 <couleurs> also the ball went out at one point and they just waved play on
39:00 <couleurs> FIRST MATCH
39:00 <LexRockhead> fuck brasil!
39:00 <LexRockhead> :D
39:00 <LexRockhead> fuck j lo!
39:00 <partay> ok
39:00 <LexRockhead> she is still super hot
39:00 <partay> shes a slapper but id prob still tap her if she asked nicely
39:00 <TheRon> fucking pitbull was there too hey
39:00 <LexRockhead> haha
39:00 <LexRockhead> id finger her asshole
39:00 <couleurs> yeah i saw a bit of it, it was the worst thing ever
40:00 <partay> yah nice pants pitbull
40:00 <couleurs> so queer
40:00 <TheRon> pitbull is a talentless prett
40:00 <couleurs> and 2 nobody sluts
40:00 <TheRon> prat
40:00 <couleurs> good 1 brasil
40:00 <couleurs> france 98 4 ever
40:00 <couleurs> zidane > everything
41:00 <TheRon> i send a message hope it gets thru
42:00 <couleurs> mexico, spain and chile will win obvs
43:00 <TheRon> i got PES 2009 on ps2
43:00 <couleurs> Sweat!!!!!!!
44:00 <TheRon> good enough?
44:00 <cYbR> sweat smells
44:00 <Skirmish> Mila Kunis has stated that she knows her vagina will be destroyed when she gives birth ... torn up were her words.  We will all mourn her pre child labia. 
44:00 <TheRon> i mourned angelina jolie's breast
44:00 <TheRon> those things were amazing
44:00 <cYbR> from before the implants? no way man
45:00 <TheRon> implants?
45:00 <cYbR> LOL you didn't think they were real did you
45:00 <TheRon> yeah!
45:00 <cYbR> here they are pre-implant http://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/joliegiastillcb_450x544.jpg
45:00 <Skirmish> Yeah they were real ... if they were fake she wouldn't have had to remove them to avoid breast cancer.
46:00 <cYbR> er implants don't save you from breast cancer
46:00 <milk> http://www.scifizone.net/art/ltoth4-sm_GF.jpg
47:00 <cYbR> TheRon, right now http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq247/Myyrdn_Eopia/ill-be-in-my-bunk.jpg
47:00 <TheRon> those things are fake now
47:00 <cYbR> lol
47:00 <cYbR> have been since before tomb raider
47:00 <partay> ive tipped uruguay to win 
47:00 <Maurice> uragay
47:00 <TheRon> she's always had great tits
47:00 <Skirmish> You do realise that quite recently she removed BOTH her breasts? 
48:00 <TheRon> skirmish i may have mentioned that
48:00 <milk> so anyone placed a bet on who will take the title?
48:00 <cYbR> lest we forget: http://www.boobieblog.com/AngelinaJolieFoxfire1.jpg
48:00 <partay> she has fake boobs now
48:00 <TheRon> maurice did you mourn angelina jolie's tits?
48:00 <milk> none of this, match by match shit
48:00 <TheRon> i did
48:00 <BlackDevil> yea thats before her fake boobies
48:00 <Maurice> No
48:00 <Maurice> And I wouldn't mourn her if she was dead either
48:00 <milk> put it all on the team you think will take the cup now and you'll be rich
48:00 <Skirmish> I care little for soccer.  I don't bet on any sport. 
49:00 <cYbR> :) http://kingsceleb.com/images/stories/hackers/Angelina_Jolie_-Hackers-1.jpg
49:00 <partay> Maurice wow
49:00 <partay> BAM
49:00 <partay> take that joie
49:00 <partay> jolie
49:00 <milk> my dad gave me a video tape of that movie, some goths stole it
50:00 <TheRon> me and julio down by the schoolyard
50:00 <partay> milk what are goths doing in your house
50:00 <couleurs> haquers
50:00 <Mew> hulio
50:00 <partay> ahh miss mewbs 
50:00 <partay> hullo
50:00 <TheRon> angelina jolie had great tits
50:00 <Mew> hulio partay
51:00 <TheRon> no denying
51:00 <Skirmish> Hey there Mother Mew. 
51:00 <Mew> did you know that hullo was a word before hello?
51:00 <partay> TheRon i bet her fakies also look fab... best money can buy
51:00 <TheRon> i bet
51:00 <TheRon> i just prefer naturals
52:00 <Mew> it was a term for being surprised
52:00 <milk> put it this way, a video tape can only handle being run through the heads so many times
52:00 <Mew> hi skirminat0r
52:00 <partay> they both look good with my load on them 
52:00 <TheRon> i bet
52:00 <cYbR> who the heck yells "hullo" when they're surprised
52:00 <partay> i want to see the secret mew files 
53:00 <TheRon> i reckon mew has a great set
53:00 <Mew> LOL no like *looks down top* oh hullo!
53:00 <Mew> or hullo there!
53:00 <Mew> thanks ronaldo
54:00 <TheRon> cheers
54:00 <TheRon> subject to inspection
55:00 <partay> close inspection
55:00 <TheRon> very
55:00 <cYbR> someone stands on your dick
55:00 <cYbR> HULLO
55:00 <partay> ok mew prepare for inspection
56:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> gd evenin lurvlehs \o.
56:00 <cYbR> why is everyone on this server obsessed with Mew's boobs
56:00 <Mew> idk
57:00 <Mew> probably because i allow and encourage it
57:00 <cYbR> http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tEIQ-dA8e8U/TpQ8eZVr1zI/AAAAAAAAAEM/4ywHUXYEDFU/s1600/untitled.png
57:00 <cYbR> lol
58:00 <couleurs> those got 2 b real
58:00 <TheRon> bit balloonish
58:00 <couleurs> Real Stupid
58:00 <couleurs> BOOM BICH
58:00 <Mew> looooooooooooooooooooool
58:00 <Mew> yeah BYE
58:00 <Skirmish> cYbR: because there is little about Mew's breasts not worth being obsessed about. Perhaps if she had wrinkles in her cleavage or pimples or something they would be less impressive ... but alas ... they are images of perfection. 
59:00 <TheRon> with or without you.......
59:00 <Skirmish> I would have left too if I knew such a spectacular answer to my dumb question was coming ... 
02:00 <TheRon> NEYMAR!
02:00 <couleurs> sux
02:00 <TheRon> no good?
03:00 <couleurs> dives too much
03:00 <TheRon> never seen him
04:00 <TheRon> any italian in him?
04:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7w0eqUBp3c
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pet Shop Boys - Love is a Bourgeois Construct (Audio) (Date not found) 6:42 - Category: Music - 334,757 - 2,214 likes (97.2%), 64 dislikes (2.8%)
04:00 <couleurs> no he's all corrupt brasilian 
04:00 <fawks> Omg
04:00 <fawks> Serenity
04:00 <fawks> The finale was so good
04:00 <fawks> YWS
04:00 <fawks> YES
05:00 <FredFlinstone> and fuck Essenshit and ASADA
05:00 <FredFlinstone> hope they go down on each other lol
06:00 <TheRon> essendon are the scummiest scum that ever livesd
06:00 <Skirmish> Finale of what fawks? 
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
06:00 <Skirmish> You still watching the Black List? 
06:00 <FredFlinstone> nah there is one worse
07:00 <TheRon> i like the naked news
07:00 <FredFlinstone> are you watching it in the nude?
07:00 <TheRon> on his occasion
07:00 <FredFlinstone> his?
07:00 <FredFlinstone> oh you have a guest
07:00 <TheRon> typo
07:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my you have turned
08:00 <Skirmish> New album from The Amity Affliction.  Quite good. 
08:00 <Resool> hello
08:00 <FredFlinstone> geez Mick doesnt like Garlett does he?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I thought he played ok last week
09:00 <partay> Mew post boobs when ready
09:00 <TheRon> do defensive pressure
09:00 <FredFlinstone> he is a forward there to kick goals
09:00 <TheRon> mick likes the odd tackle
09:00 <FredFlinstone> does he now?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> he has his faves and its so obvious
09:00 <TheRon> i've heard
09:00 <FredFlinstone> that son of his is shit and he is still in
10:00 <Skirmish> partay: Severe injuries to penis' happened the last time Mew displays her bling baps so I think she is ban from doing it again.
10:00 <FredFlinstone> lays one tackle so solidifies his positon for life
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I mean ffs
10:00 <Mew> my boobs are permbanned
11:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz no!
11:00 <TheRon> here comes the story of the hurricane
11:00 <FredFlinstone> Bob Dyaln
11:00 <FredFlinstone> Dylan
11:00 <TheRon> mew no!
11:00 <partay> omg wtf
11:00 <Mew> he died not long ago didnt he?
11:00 <FredFlinstone> no lmao
11:00 <Mew> not bob dyl
11:00 <FredFlinstone> fuckin hell
11:00 <partay> ruben carter
11:00 <Mew> the hurricane
11:00 <Mew> yeah
12:00 <partay> and yes
12:00 <FredFlinstone> who is the hurricane
12:00 <Skirmish> Does anyone know how to play a guitar?  I am considering taking up an instrument and am thinking about an electric guitar. 
12:00 <TheRon> ruben carter
12:00 <Mew> ruben carter
12:00 <FredFlinstone> and who the fuck is he?
12:00 <partay> guitar gets the chicks
12:00 <TheRon> he was gonna be world champ until he got framed for murder
12:00 <FredFlinstone> world champion what?
12:00 <xm> it's true. girls generally like guys who like the guitar more
12:00 <TheRon> boxing
12:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
13:00 <TheRon> a black man with an all white jury
13:00 <xm> cybr posted his pic with his guitars and got scored 8. i posted myself with the grand piano and got 6. and im redicuwously good looking
13:00 <FredFlinstone> cant say that
13:00 <FredFlinstone> look at OJ
13:00 <Skirmish> Well I am engaged so getting chicks isn't necessary.  I am more thinking of something that is easy enough to learn but obvioulsy as your skill level increases you can begin doing guitar solos in your front yard with no shirt on.
13:00 <Mew> i had an elec guitar for a while and it scored me zero penis
13:00 <TheRon> but oj had cochrane
14:00 <partay> Mew you didnt serenade me with it 
14:00 <xm> female musicians are kinda crazy though
14:00 <TheRon> he used the chewbacca defense
14:00 <xm> especially if they write the music. i think they have more testosterone...
14:00 <Skirmish> I make the ladies moist with pictures without an instrument.  *polishes fingernails on shirt*
14:00 <xm> hence all the bisexuality and whatever
14:00 <Mew> yeah i wasnt unstable enough
14:00 <FredFlinstone> oh come on he got off cos of who he was
14:00 <xm> loooool Mew 
14:00 <Mew> im too happy to be a musician
14:00 <Mew> itd be like nicki minaj
15:00 <partay> musicians are unhappy
15:00 <TheRon> big norgs?
15:00 <xm> it's true. you need to truly understand suffering to be that eternally tortured artist
15:00 <xm> yeah, maybe her boobs got in the way
15:00 <partay> nicki minaj is a flogbag
15:00 <Skirmish> Well my son is learning Clarinet and piano and he looks like he is enjoying himself to I want to partake in some of those enjoyment. 
15:00 <Mew> god dammit glorious childhood that i look back upon fondly
15:00 <partay> Skirmish keyboards would be a goof accompaniant to that
15:00 <TheRon> the clarinet will do that to anybody
15:00 <xm> well, a piano is a must as a starter...regardless if you want to take up the guitar or whatever. if you want to seriously write music
15:00 <partay> good*
16:00 <Skirmish> partay: He's got an electric keyboard we got him for xmas last year. 
16:00 <partay> start tinkling the ivories then 
16:00 <xm> my ranking system: keyboards->strings->guitar->sax
16:00 <xm> sax is the sort of thing people either love or hate. i dont mind the strangling goose sound
17:00 <Skirmish> I don't want to write music ... I can't even remember how to read it.  I just want to mess about and learn how to play an instrument. 
17:00 <xm> let's bring back the 80s
17:00 <TheRon> i've heard that soundcloud shit, thats not music
17:00 <Mew> rory has a xylophone and i learnt to do that bit at the start of turning japanese
17:00 <Skirmish> lol shads' soundcloud stuff that he gets paid hundreds of thousands of dollars for? 
17:00 <Skirmish> lol Mew
18:00 <xm> im pretty sure no one has bought any of his songs yet
18:00 <FredFlinstone> Jim Keays :(
18:00 <FredFlinstone> RIP
18:00 <TheRon> you going to explain what turning japanese means?
18:00 <xm> i was thinking of buying one single just to see his reaction
18:00 <Mew> you know the tune? danananaNANAnanaNA
18:00 <Skirmish> xm: Are you saying that he did not make close to $300,000 a few months ago from producing music? 
19:00 <xm> Skirmish: he told me he talked to deadmau5 and that the real money is in performing. he is merely using iTunes as a platform to other things
19:00 <Mew> lmfqo
19:00 <Mew> lmfao*
19:00 <couleurs> lmao
19:00 <Skirmish> What did shads wear on his head during this chat? 
19:00 <Mew> it was probably an actual dead mouse
19:00 <Skirmish> A gigantic uncut penis mask? 
20:00 <TheRon> robin thicke - blurred lines
20:00 <FredFlinstone> not a dead mouse but an actual one
20:00 <Mew> awwwww yeeeea
20:00 <xm> i was talkign to him on skype. he kept tilting his head before saying anything. like he was hearing voices from angels
20:00 <xm> but yeah he had a dunce hat
20:00 <xm> he says that's going to beb his prop like deadmau5 and daft punk
20:00 <xm> be*
21:00 <Mew> oh xm i have a bongo drum which i can musically connect with 
21:00 <Mew> cos its a happy instrumenr
22:00 <xm> and when he's interviewed by ITM or dj mix mag he'll say, "I wear me dunce hat when I perform cause it reminds me of the times I'd get banned by Serenity in #melbourne for being a little shit"
22:00 <Skirmish> https://play.spotify.com/album/1HHFj7g746MfCF1wDMYxse
22:00 <xm> drums are cool -- i would like to get one
22:00 <xm> like a full set
23:00 <xm> obviously too noisy though
23:00 <Mew> you should get a bongo to play with 
23:00 <xm> but i dunno about stuff liek bongo drums. reminds me of hippies in Fremantle 
23:00 <LexRockhead> top is made from goat skin
23:00 <PZ-> pic coming up
23:00 <Skirmish> Can you imagine the silence in the crowd if they went to a large open air concert and this fat guy in a dunce cap came waddling out with a can of VB in hand and started to do his soundcloud music? 
23:00 <Skirmish> Instant riot. 
23:00 <xm> i do most of my work on the computer anyway
24:00 <xm> he would try to crowd surf and cause a massive sink hole
24:00 <Skirmish> lol
24:00 <Skirmish> He watched Kevin and Perry go large and thought it was a self help video? 
25:00 <LexRockhead> that movie is classic
25:00 <Skirmish> All I wanna do is do it ... BIG GIRL BIG GIRL.
25:00 <LexRockhead> n so is the sketch show
25:00 <LexRockhead> lol
25:00 <xm> if he were a formula one racer he'd have bogan women pouring VB froth all over him
25:00 <Skirmish> His car would have cardboard wings. 
25:00 <xm> lol true
26:00 <Skirmish> "Centrelink Motorsport"
26:00 <xm> he would ask them if it would count as a job activity
26:00 <faux> Maurice
26:00 <faux> sploid.gizmodo.com/heres-why-frozen-maybe-wasnt-that-great-of-a-movie-1590272244
27:00 <Skirmish> "I have to race at least 15 hours a week to avoid work for the dole."
27:00 <LexRockhead> id like to know how he got through formula 3 and 2 before that
27:00 <PZ-> check out my new t-shirt its gangsta
27:00 <PZ-> http://i61.tinypic.com/jt72nq.jpg
28:00 <couleurs> k
28:00 <milk> gonna eat a ridiculously huge steak for din dins
29:00 <xm> so Mew. how do you rate your singing?
29:00 <fawks> Tags pz on tinypic
30:00 <fawks> Lol
30:00 <fawks> lmao
30:00 <xm> forget the handbras, this is stuff that really matters
30:00 <PZ-> lol
30:00 <xm> i want to see a #melb sing off
30:00 <fawks> Are you saying boobs don't matter
30:00 <LexRockhead> if only it didnt say MAFIO$O
30:00 <Mew> like a 3
31:00 <Mew> 3/20
31:00 <fawks> Sometimes I used to sing really loud in the shower at my old place
31:00 <fawks> And I could hear people planning to move houses
31:00 <xm> they do matter i suppose. it could makek an impact on the diaphrapm and affect the singing
31:00 <fawks> No but seriously some would shut their windows 
31:00 <xm> diaphragm*
31:00 <xm> lol
31:00 <fawks> That's how I knew I was great.
31:00 <LexRockhead> yay for steinfald
32:00 <fawks> Glorp catandas
32:00 <xm> well the thing is mew. if you said you were 20/20. that would be even more worring. re: idol delusionals
32:00 <xm> worrying*
32:00 <xm> so you sort of passed the tricky test
33:00 <xm> maybe you can be the chick that starts off really unconfident and unsure, but then later forgets she's surrounded by an audience and takes centre stage as a rooccccck starrrr
33:00 <partay> i think mews boob should be unpermbanned
34:00 <xm> a few men cant sing but do well (dylan, as mentioned before). i cant really think of female examples right now but there are probably some
34:00 <fawks> Who banned her boobs
35:00 <Mew> bjork?
35:00 <xm> i think she can she's just a spaz
35:00 <PZ-> http://i62.tinypic.com/2mpzk03.jpg
35:00 <xm> just her style
35:00 <Mew> nicki minaj?
35:00 <xm> oh yeah her
35:00 <xm> awful
36:00 <xm> i was pretty angry when i heard one of her songs for the first time
37:00 <Maurice> You know who were awesome singers?
37:00 <xm> fortunately i removed what i said/did to her on twitter
37:00 <Maurice> Milli Vanilli
37:00 <xm> sad one fo them killed themselves
37:00 <xm> of*
37:00 <xm> i think they had the guys from Boney M to ghost sing for them
37:00 <xm> or so it goes
38:00 <partay> Maurice sad no one gets your joke 
38:00 <partay> but i do
38:00 <Maurice> I know
38:00 <partay> im with you
39:00 <xm> i think some people here are too young to remember the incident
40:00 <fawks> You know who has a good voice 
40:00 <Skirmish> Fuck That - Skrillex is pretty damn catchy.
40:00 <fawks> Barney 
40:00 <couleurs> anvil lasagne
41:00 <Maurice> fawks, I want to know how Elsa ate or where she pee'd since she only had an ice castle
41:00 <Maurice> And what about electricity? She could only do ice and snow, she wasn't an electrician
43:00 <fawks> Lmao
43:00 <fawks> Did you watch the thingy 
43:00 <fawks> Made me laugh 
45:00 <Skirmish> Oh ... The Fray have a new album? 
45:00 <Maurice> Yeah I did
45:00 <Maurice> Sentence : death by poison (sandwiches)
45:00 <fawks> gaha
45:00 <fawks> basnsks fonrrmfldl
45:00 <PZ-> boots with da furrrr
48:00 <xm> On the eve of the new album's promotional tour on April 2, 1998, Pilatus was found dead of a suspected alcohol and prescription drug overdose in a Frankfurt hotel room.[14][15] Pilatus' death was ruled accidental.[16]
48:00 <xm> Back and in Attack remains unreleased.
48:00 <xm> ^not suicide then
50:00 <PZ-> lets go strip club
50:00 <xm> In January 2014, the actual singers of Milli Vanilli (Jodie and Linda Rocco, John Davis and Brad Howell) filmed an in-depth interview with the producers of Oprah: Where Are They Now for OWN TV. The show aired in the US on Friday, February 21, 2014. <--- hah
51:00 <PZ-> hahaha
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmmm
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> This is still fun
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> Bye
52:00 <xm> say hi to the kids
53:00 <PZ-> dowhatyawannado
53:00 <PZ-> oh shit its the cops
53:00 <couleurs> i'm mirilly varnilly
54:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/10/16/enhanced/webdr02/enhanced-32071-1402430455-9.jpg
54:00 <xm> we want mirilly varnilly
54:00 <xm> you know, don't want to sound racist or anything, but those ghost singers were always on stage at the back
55:00 <xm> with black mouthguards
55:00 <PZ-> Linux pz 3.11.10-301.fc20.x86_64 #1 SMP Thu Dec 5 14:01:17 UTC 2013 x86_64 x86_64 x86_64 GNU/Linux
56:00 <PZ-> Linux version 3.11.10-301.fc20.x86_64 ([email protected]) (gcc version 4.8.2 20131017 (Red Hat 4.8.2-1) (GCC) ) #1 SMP Thu Dec 5 14:01:17 UTC 2013
56:00 <couleurs> i'm black
56:00 <PZ-> gangsta
56:00 <xm> imma gangsta
56:00 <xm> Linux raspberrypi 3.6.11+ #371 PREEMPT Thu Feb 7 16:31:35 GMT 2013 armv6l GNU/Linux
56:00 <xm> soz couleurs 
56:00 <PZ-> fedora gangsta here
56:00 <xm> i did not know you were a couleurs man
57:00 <xm> a man of couleurs
57:00 <couleurs> got u good
57:00 <xm> do i have to pay u reparaaations
57:00 <xm> how many bitcoins
58:00 <PZ-> But every penny I use is gettin spent on my booze.
58:00 <couleurs> eleventy
59:00 <xm> ok i will get a loan from the Excessive bank
59:00 <PZ-> nimble?
59:00 <PZ-> what time does the ANZ bank go down?
59:00 <PZ-> i wanna rob it
00:00 <xm> doesnt matter time it closes down. make them open up again
00:00 <PZ-> but then my account would be overdrawn
00:00 <gremlinz> i got the keys, line number and alarm codes to most anz branches in brisbane.
01:00 <gremlinz> but then there's the problem of getting into the safe.
01:00 <PZ-> apparently when their lines are down you can withdraw $200 even if there is 0 in ya account
01:00 <PZ-> if u got the keys
01:00 <PZ-> cant u take the boxes?
02:00 <gremlinz> no, keys only open the front door
02:00 <PZ-> commbank is a bit differant
02:00 <PZ-> u could probable rip commbank off for more than anz
03:00 <PZ-> i got a loan from cash convertors
03:00 <PZ-> once ya pay it off ya can loan more
04:00 <LexRockhead> lol
04:00 <LexRockhead> y would u get a loan from cash converterws
04:00 <PZ-> to get cash ?
04:00 <LexRockhead> yeah but u gotta pay it back :/
04:00 <couleurs> Cashhhhh Traiiiinnnn
04:00 <PZ-> livin on da streets is hard bro
04:00 <Skirmish> To get ripped off because you have a drug habit and no common sense? 
04:00 <PZ-> i never paid mine back
04:00 <PZ-> rol
04:00 <PZ-> rofl
04:00 <LexRockhead> unless maybe, you take the guy out back and suck him off
04:00 <PZ-> hahaha
05:00 <PZ-> i prob would
05:00 <PZ-> for like
05:00 <PZ-> 20k
05:00 <LexRockhead> i sold cashies two games i hated
05:00 <Skirmish> Only druggos use cash converters. 
05:00 <LexRockhead> got watch dogs today woo
05:00 <LexRockhead> aiden pierce statue is pointing a gun at batman statues faggot head
06:00 <couleurs> k
06:00 <PZ-> they only give ya like 5 bux for games
06:00 <PZ-> even a brand new TV they only offer ya like 20 bux
07:00 <LexRockhead> lol yeah i got 20 bucks for gta V
07:00 <LexRockhead> shit game
08:00 <PZ-> i like san andreas pc multiplayer
08:00 <PZ-> SAMP
08:00 <PZ-> good when ya get a few mates on it
08:00 <PZ-> i stayed up for about 3 days just trollin
08:00 <couleurs> fukc u
09:00 <PZ-> had a big meet up at grove street
09:00 <PZ-> i was at los santos international
09:00 <PZ-> jump in plane
09:00 <PZ-> killed every cunt on the server
11:00 <simba>  killed every cunt on the server
11:00 <couleurs> *sings a song*
11:00 <partay> simba do you still hate me ?
12:00 <PZ-> http://argoman4u.tripod.com/samp_skins_files/gtam_skin230.jpg
12:00 <doctor> what song couleurs?
12:00 <simba> partay: who are you
14:00 <LexRockhead> watchdogs>gta
14:00 <couleurs> ke$ha - tik tok
14:00 <PZ-> watchdogs looked good
14:00 <PZ-> so many games to play
14:00 <doctor> Yeah you could pull that off, and I'd pay to see it
15:00 <doctor> I can't afford games
16:00 <homelessbum> doctor, i got a ps2 game at video ezy duncraig for $3 man ex rentals
16:00 <couleurs> gta>
16:00 <doctor> Well, I could, but to pay for something I end up not liking is more the risk for me
16:00 <homelessbum> ps2 are all ex rentals are video shops now
16:00 <doctor> Why haven't they gone bust yet?
16:00 <xm> plivent tells his friends in jail that when he played Austnet he killed every cunt on the server
16:00 <homelessbum> nah you know next to maccas and the chinese resturant barragah whatever
17:00 <partay> simba im your daddy
17:00 <homelessbum> on marmion ave
17:00 <doctor> Yeah I know the place
19:00 <Skirmish> New boots dispatched today.  SO EXCITED!  http://511axt.com/images/D/detail_12201_xprt_tactical_profile.jpg
19:00 <mr_ducati> dickhead.
20:00 <Skirmish> You could buy a pair of those to wear whilst riding your red vespa.
20:00 <faux> are they for work
20:00 <Skirmish> faux: Ya. 
21:00 <couleurs> are they from the lady gaga range...
21:00 <faux> lol
21:00 <Skirmish> Got them CHEAP CHEAP too.  Only $190. 
21:00 <faux> i dint rly like them soz
21:00 <LexRockhead> homelessbum i took a trip in watch dogs then and was in hell drivin , runnin ppl over to collect their souls
21:00 <Skirmish> That's ok.
22:00 <homelessbum> can you just free run like gta ?
22:00 <Skirmish> I liked my converse pair but they aren't made anymore. 
22:00 <partay> Skirmish ceramic toe?
22:00 <Skirmish> What about these faux? http://wpecdn.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/400x400/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/i/m/image_71488.jpg
23:00 <LexRockhead> yer
23:00 <faux> no
23:00 <Skirmish> partay: Whatever their kick toe tech is.  I think it's plastic. 
23:00 <Skirmish> They are my current boots.  Lasted me 2 years they have. 
23:00 <partay> its not a safety boot?
23:00 <faux> they look like platforms
23:00 <faux> for tehspice girls
23:00 <Skirmish> Yeah it is but it's not ceramic or steel.  
24:00 <faux> cant you just wear steelcapped
24:00 <faux> bootays
24:00 <Skirmish> Not even close to being supportive enough or as light as these are. 
24:00 <Skirmish> Both of these boots weigh less than one steel toed boot.
25:00 <partay> and about 1/100 the weight of one of faux's boobs 
25:00 <Skirmish> The 5.11's will also nicely hold my knife too only being 8 inches high. 
25:00 <faux> lool
25:00 <homelessbum> beef chow mein combination dumpling prawn
26:00 <partay> Skirmish what do u do
27:00 <Skirmish> Customs at the moment but our brief keeps getting reviewed. 
27:00 <faux> why do they have to be light, do you run heaps
27:00 <LexRockhead> yum dumpling!
27:00 <LexRockhead> ooer reminds me
27:00 <Skirmish> I avoid running. Running is for africans. 
27:00 <LexRockhead> needa get my knife back
27:00 <partay> stand up all day id say
27:00 <LexRockhead> yer running is for when a lion is chasing an african
27:00 <LexRockhead> and the african is chasing you for your money
27:00 <Skirmish> Yeah we are on our feet a lot at times. 
28:00 <LexRockhead> so he can buy britney
28:00 <Skirmish> or another african from a different group is chasing you with a machette. 
28:00 <faux> http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-06/10/16/enhanced/webdr04/enhanced-21869-1402430542-32.jpg
28:00 <faux> lol
28:00 <Skirmish> That is why they are so good at marathons.
29:00 <Skirmish> Tis only a small utility knife.  Not for stabbing anyone. 
29:00 <Skirmish> http://www.pimall.com/nais/graphics2012/5.11knife.jpg
30:00 <partay> http://memeskenya.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/1-Funny-Africa-Wildlife-2-600x480-memes-kenya-africa.jpg
30:00 <LexRockhead> yeah mines a whittling knife
30:00 <LexRockhead> from finland
30:00 <Skirmish> More for if you get caught on something and need to detach straight away or whilst we're assisting in customs searches. 
30:00 <partay> fail cos thats a hippo
30:00 <Skirmish> lol
31:00 <partay> Skirmish or cutting open a sack of smack
31:00 <discocunt> i demand Doodle to type something immediately
33:00 <LexRockhead> dress as a chick
33:00 <homelessbum> i have a spare keyboard if u want
33:00 <LexRockhead> so u can strip search n finger some hottie
36:00 <couleurs> i'm a hoty
36:00 <LexRockhead> ;D
37:00 <LexRockhead> Well she didn't buy the big salad, I bought, the big salad.
38:00 <partay> couleurs youre a big fat mental patient
38:00 <homelessbum> i know this guy who hacked into the commonwealth bank
38:00 <LexRockhead> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t34.0-12/10443824_294742500692764_701967215_n.jpg?oh=e80cca76dbb712b8e2c62227b8355a67&oe=539CA890&__gda__=1402770125_916dc9813dc7929d826c9e377504c701
38:00 <LexRockhead> so adoorrables
38:00 <LexRockhead> yer there are spare ATMs all over the city
38:00 <LexRockhead> just go up rip it out the wall n carry it home!
38:00 <homelessbum> u cant just rip it out the wall
39:00 <homelessbum> gotta use some petrol or something
39:00 <homelessbum> power drill maybe
39:00 <couleurs> w/eves
39:00 <LexRockhead> I PAID FOR THE BIG SALAD
40:00 <homelessbum> ahh
40:00 <homelessbum> had some chinese food
40:00 <homelessbum> might steal this guys wireless for another night
42:00 <couleurs> do u have his password
43:00 <LexRockhead> mm chinese food
43:00 <homelessbum> yeh
43:00 <homelessbum> hacked it with backtrack
43:00 <Skirmish> KFC MUDDAPHUGGERS .... back later maybe. 
44:00 <couleurs> k
46:00 <homelessbum> i come from the land down under
50:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIEsmGzo2UE
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Blur - Parklife (Apr 15, 2009) 3:15 - Category: Music - 3,671,495 - 13,805 likes (97.9%), 300 dislikes (2.1%)
51:00 <couleurs> who's that gut lord marchen
51:00 <couleurs> Picard
52:00 <xm> ITSA 50 YEAROLD LORDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
52:00 <xm> ^ quote of the year
52:00 <couleurs> that's what i said
52:00 <xm> you sure did
52:00 <couleurs> when i saw Pieter's new gf
53:00 <couleurs> scary
53:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/xRxAkNvnxhI
53:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuTMWgOduFM
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nathan For You: Claw of Shame - The Event (Date not found) 3:33 - Category: Comedy - 144,274 - 1,016 likes (91.5%), 94 dislikes (8.5%)
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pulp - Common People (May 6, 2011) 4:15 - Category: Music - 4,305,229 - 18,653 likes (97.4%), 506 dislikes (2.6%)
53:00 <couleurs> this is good
54:00 <homelessbum> milk / milo
58:00 <couleurs> teh claw of shame
59:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeUx5sdp3qM&feature=kp
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Babylon Zoo - Spaceman (Jun 21, 2007) 4:09 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 990,672 - 4,151 likes (96.6%), 148 dislikes (3.4%)
03:00 <Nikky`> I have a new gf too. couleurs
03:00 <Nikky`> Just saying is all
04:00 <couleurs> :o
04:00 <druff> Nikky turned
04:00 <couleurs> what a bombshell
04:00 <Nikky`> I had to
04:00 <Nikky`> Men are just evil
04:00 <milk> give us a V for victory
06:00 <milk> whatever you do, don't scissor or the suction will bond you together and you'll have to call plumber
06:00 <milk> bbl
06:00 <couleurs> I've decided to boycott cafes that don't have lactose free coffee. A lot of people don't won't soy as a dairy free option or are also allergic. We want LACTOSE FREE milk, or rice milk or almond milk or coconut milk. Keep up with the times.
06:00 <couleurs> lol
06:00 <couleurs> holy shit
06:00 <couleurs> get a grip
08:00 <Nikky`> what can I grip onto?
08:00 <couleurs> these people exist
08:00 <couleurs> they're the worst
08:00 <couleurs> Anythang U Want ;)
08:00 <Nikky`> yeah baby ;o)
08:00 <Nikky`> hehe
09:00 <partay> Nikky` pics of gf
09:00 <Nikky`> I can't
09:00 <partay> u can
09:00 <partay> its easy
09:00 <Nikky`> It was a big fat lie
10:00 <couleurs> Knew It!!!!!!!!!!!!
12:00 <xm> Nikky`: you have a new girlfriend? what happened to the ex
12:00 <xm> she was kinda cute
12:00 <partay> Nikky` lying makes baby jesus cry 
12:00 <xm> tattoo over the face was a bit much
12:00 <xm> but still cute
12:00 <fawks> Fuck da police
13:00 <fawks> I downloaded maleficent 
13:00 <fawks> Is it worth watching 
13:00 <fawks> Have any of you Guise seen it
14:00 <xm> 18:12 < xm> Nikky`: you have a new girlfriend? what happened to the ex
14:00 <xm> 18:12 < xm> she was kinda cute
14:00 <xm> 18:12 < partay> Nikky` lying makes baby jesus cry 
14:00 <xm> 18:12 < xm> tattoo over the face was a bit much
14:00 <xm> 18:12 < xm> but still cute
14:00 <fawks> OK thx v helpful
15:00 <Nikky`> lol - thanks for letting me know what I missed out on
15:00 <xm> fawks: i dont watch movies unless they have the endorsement of millions of little girls singing its soundtrack
15:00 <Nikky`> I feel better now
15:00 <Nikky`> And partay.. not true
15:00 <druff> Its true nikky
16:00 <Nikky`> Lies n slander
16:00 <druff> Pics
17:00 <Nikky`> There is a lot of drama
17:00 <Nikky`> beats bold n the beautiful
17:00 <xm> yes, so few people here. so frequently partner swapping can be the only way
17:00 <xm> we're not swingers. just IRC users
18:00 <LexRockhead> hottie on tele then with tattoo above her eye brow
18:00 <xm> frequent*
18:00 <LexRockhead> so hot
18:00 <Nikky`> I could swing with you xm
18:00 <xm> there is a park near me
18:00 <Nikky`> excellent
18:00 <Nikky`> you push me first
18:00 <Nikky`> I will yell - higher.. higher
18:00 <xm> only if you teach me the ropes
18:00 <Nikky`> I said swings not ropes
19:00 <Nikky`> so greedy
19:00 <druff> #dramelbourne?
19:00 <druff> That doesnt work does it
20:00 <Nikky`> anywho
21:00 <xm> #cumelbourne <-- 4 couleurs n simba
23:00 <Nikky`> #cuntmelbourne <-- for some hehe
24:00 <druff> 8======D
24:00 <druff> For nikky
24:00 <Nikky`> That all? pfft
25:00 <druff> U want a double donger?
26:00 <druff> 8=================D
26:00 <druff> Better?
28:00 <couleurs> :)
29:00 <Nikky`> So I heard there is this thing called a world cup on
30:00 <couleurs> Yea!!!!!!!
30:00 <Nikky`> Who is going to win
31:00 <Nikky`> Lets be real..we can't say Aust
31:00 <couleurs> me
33:00 <homelessbum> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0298924/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_29
33:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: ICQ (2001) - 6.7/10 of 38 votes - Stars: Samuel Johnson, Kate Denborough, Craig Eagle - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 0secs - Genre: Short, Mystery - Release Date: October 2001 (USA)
35:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> Bastardly_One
35:00 <couleurs> sux
35:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> oi Bastardly_One
35:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt Bastardly_One
43:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/1460236_10200486687004323_515385414_n.jpg
43:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
44:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
44:00 <Zade> how are you?
47:00 <[Maverick]> https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-h.ak/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/p480x480/10455766_288118174699200_3107429182251210185_n.jpg
47:00 <[Maverick]> too soon? 
47:00 <homelessbum> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Garcia
47:00 <homelessbum> huskey
48:00 <TheRiddler> lol the guy in the morphsuit
49:00 <partay> TheRiddler link go
53:00 <LexRockhead> NVZM
57:00 <TheRiddler> he was at the game
58:00 <LexRockhead> http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1486022/resume?ref_=nm_ov_res
58:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: IMDb Resume for Matilda Brown - - Known for: N/A
58:00 <LexRockhead> mmmm
59:00 <stebie> aussie aussie aussie
01:00 <LexRockhead> whats goin on?
01:00 <LexRockhead> football on?
01:00 <druff> Yup
01:00 <LexRockhead> hmm
02:00 <PZ-> boot with da furrrr
07:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
07:00 <Zade> wb Nikky`
07:00 <PZ-> ps2!
07:00 <PZ-> p2!
07:00 <Nikky`> Thank you Zade :o)
08:00 <Nikky`> Damn zaim and his nick getting in the way
08:00 <xm> I AM PS4! I AM PSIV! I AM POSITIVE! postiively lyin to ya
09:00 <Zade> i know, i was here before him and so much better looking 
09:00 <xm> hello Zade 
09:00 <Zade> hello xm
09:00 <Nikky`> I don't know - he looked good all dressed up for brothers wedding
14:00 <LexRockhead> im going to the amazon to find a gf
14:00 <LexRockhead> they walk around neked all day!
14:00 <PZ-> then what?
14:00 <PZ-> live in the jungle?
18:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmm
18:00 <PZ-> www.thedeen.com
19:00 <[Maverick]> fuck the deen 
19:00 <PZ-> wonder if there is people there now lol
19:00 <PZ-> where else is good ?
19:00 <PZ-> fuck the cas
19:00 <PZ-> i just stay at home
20:00 <PZ-> nah but i met a funny irish fella near there once
22:00 <couleurs> go da soccerwhos
23:00 <TheRiddler> when do they play?
23:00 <PZ-> i wanna gamble on some FIFA
24:00 <couleurs> red hot chile peppers
24:00 <TheRiddler> we only have to beat chilli n crotia
24:00 <TheRiddler> chile
24:00 <TheRiddler> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> 0,2CARLTON GOAL!!!!!!!!
25:00 <druff> Soccer ball buns
26:00 <druff> Why didnt i think of that
27:00 <TheRiddler> white n chocolate icing
27:00 <TheRiddler> DRAWWWW
27:00 <TheRiddler> 0,2CARLTON GOAL!!!!!!!!
27:00 <Mew> wut the eff
28:00 <couleurs> idk
28:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
29:00 <TheRiddler> guess I'm the only 1 commenting on the game
29:00 <Nikky`> Ya think
30:00 <couleurs> :)
30:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3An03-yCz4
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hans Zimmer - Time (Karanda Remix) (Date not found) 6:37 - Category: Entertainment - 1,334,330 - 15,084 likes (97.2%), 439 dislikes (2.8%)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no talking about the game
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what happens 
31:00 <couleurs> corn da dees
32:00 <Bastardly_One> you getting up in the morning to watch us get flogged couleurs
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I was loving the Brazil Vs Croatia match until that lucky goal
33:00 <stebie> TheRiddler, croatia isn't in the socceroos group
33:00 <TheRiddler> I thought the group was with brazil
33:00 <stebie> nope
33:00 <couleurs> yes i am going to watch netherlands vs spain and then the soccerwhos
34:00 <TheRiddler> oh
34:00 <stebie> chile, netherlands, spain
34:00 <TheRiddler> ahh
34:00 <TheRiddler> damn
34:00 <Bastardly_One> we'll get whipped
34:00 <stebie> in short, still fucked
34:00 <stebie> lol
34:00 <TheRiddler> yes
34:00 <couleurs> opening match was lame
34:00 <Bastardly_One> totally fucked
34:00 <stebie> we beat croatia in 06
34:00 <stebie> even though that game was fucked
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I liked that braz vs cro game
35:00 <Bastardly_One> as simba said though ... good way to sum that match up was this
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fred = gay
35:00 <couleurs> bad penalty call
35:00 <Bastardly_One> bad?
35:00 <couleurs> lots of shit decisions
35:00 <Bastardly_One> disgusting
35:00 <stebie> haven't watched the game as yet, will catch it on on demand later
35:00 <Bastardly_One> totally favouring Brazil IMO
35:00 <stebie> don't tell me who wins!!
36:00 <couleurs> brasil looked average
36:00 <Nikky`> A team will win stebie
36:00 <couleurs> the A-Team will win stebie 
36:00 <stebie> Nikky`, it could be a draw
36:00 <stebie> right?
36:00 <stebie> couleurs, hey boyyy!
36:00 <Nikky`> possibly
36:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky` you barrack for Hawthorn right?
37:00 <Nikky`> No, Geelong
37:00 <Bastardly_One> just as shitty
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get it 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> how come Judd makes such a difference?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> the old man does nothing
37:00 <[Maverick]> cause he is a decent player? 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> matter of opinion
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he should of fucked off 2 yrs ago
38:00 <TheRiddler> your team missed him
38:00 <Bastardly_One> is he reall contributing to this game except being there?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> *reallly
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
40:00 <TheRiddler> he helps the midfield set up
40:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler
40:00 <Bastardly_One> see that?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking great
40:00 <TheRiddler> yes
41:00 <Doodle> i wish i was simple enough to like football sometimes
41:00 <Nikky`> you are simple
41:00 <Doodle> rude
41:00 <Nikky`> errr I mean hi hon
41:00 <Doodle> :P
41:00 <Doodle> a bit
42:00 <Doodle> stebie its cold
42:00 <Bastardly_One> why is it simple to enjoy a sport?
42:00 <Doodle> can i climb in between you and your gf tonight
42:00 <Doodle> thx
42:00 <stebie> no ._.
42:00 <Doodle> why not
42:00 <Doodle> i'm just stirring Bastardly_One
42:00 <Nikky`> I am in the middle
42:00 <Nikky`> thats why
43:00 <Nikky`> I got in first
43:00 <Doodle> fine
43:00 <stebie> :D
43:00 <Doodle> BE LIKE THAT
43:00 <TheRiddler> hot
43:00 <Doodle> faggots
43:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's not cold you girl
43:00 <stebie> D:
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's 8
43:00 <Doodle> yeah
43:00 <Nikky`> hehe
43:00 <Doodle> i've been out in it
43:00 <TheRiddler> 8 going 0
43:00 <Doodle> its cold
43:00 <Doodle> no fog tonight at least
43:00 <Doodle> just cops
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got to in a min or 10
44:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... albert st booze bus?
44:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> oi, look at ur fb
44:00 <Doodle> nah just squad cars
44:00 <Doodle> and kids in their mums commodores
44:00 <Bastardly_One> excessive, my timeline I assume?
44:00 <Doodle> one kid in his mums lexus tried to race me
44:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> ye
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, the usual Fri night
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahahahaha
44:00 <Doodle> i went as slow as i could
44:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> funny shit
44:00 <Doodle> he got pissed
44:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Nikky`> I'll race you
45:00 <Doodle> in your beep beep?
45:00 <TheRiddler> there goes the lead
45:00 <Nikky`> Yes
45:00 <Nikky`> zooooooooooooooooooom
45:00 <Doodle> ok
46:00 <Doodle> i'll stay in 2nd gear just for you
46:00 <couleurs> rays u 2 da top
46:00 <Zade> you should have a race just near my place, you might get up to 30 k's 
46:00 <Picard> fucken
46:00 <Bastardly_One> excessive, wicked! ... I know of that place too ... I follow or am part of a few of those kind of places
46:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers
46:00 <Doodle> lol Zade
46:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10410908_10152470719726070_2046498222747955104_n.jpg
46:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> rite
46:00 <Doodle> must be a speed hump ahead
47:00 <Doodle> :o
47:00 <Picard> Zade darling
47:00 <Zade> hello Picard
47:00 <Picard> how are u hun
47:00 <Zade> good ta and yourself?
47:00 <Nikky`> Fine Doodle and I will stay in 3rd
47:00 <Picard> im fucked
47:00 <Picard> getting th flu
47:00 <Zade> how come?
47:00 <Doodle> lol
47:00 <Doodle> ok Nikky`
47:00 <Zade> oh damn
48:00 <doctor> walk it off Picard
48:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler, see what happens soon as I mention shit?
48:00 <Picard> walk it off?
48:00 <Zade> yep
48:00 <Bastardly_One> no more football for me until final siren :P
48:00 <Picard> hawks gunna get beat
48:00 <Zade> excercise in cold weather gets rid of a cold 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> turn it on 
48:00 <doctor> yeah, the flu is for the weak. keep your chin high and bash through - don't even notice it's there
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno Picard
48:00 <Picard> its raining
49:00 <Picard> doctor i usually do
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Carlton supporter and as soon as we're winning I curse us
49:00 <Bastardly_One> we start losing
49:00 <Picard> jus tmy throats feels like i have eater a razor blade
49:00 <Picard> its also had an effect on my abilty to type
49:00 <Picard> ffs
49:00 <doctor> Oh, maybe some strepsils might help
49:00 <partay> pictard that cos youre a fat unhealthy prick 
49:00 <Nikky`> I noticed
50:00 <Picard> p0artgay, go die of aids u cunt'
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <partay> hahahaha
50:00 <Nikky`> you can go to an aids partay
50:00 <TheRiddler> you touched a nerve
50:00 <TheRiddler> or a roll
50:00 <partay> pictard everytime you say something post that pic of your ginormous bulbus head 
50:00 <Zade> i dont know, you still seem alright to me Picard
51:00 <Nikky`> bulbus hehe 
51:00 <Nikky`> laughing at the word
51:00 <Nikky`> not insult
51:00 <Picard> i am alright Zade, partgay is just a loser
51:00 <partay> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade has always been charitable
51:00 <couleurs> SoCcErOoSe
52:00 <Bastardly_One> will fail
52:00 <Picard> pathetic loser
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll take bets on how many goals we lose by
52:00 <Picard> partgay tell us about the returns on your property, im curious to hear thay returns u are getting
52:00 <Picard> 5
53:00 <partay> hahahaha
53:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One hawks are fucked wih injrury
53:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
53:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone gives us a chance
53:00 <Bastardly_One> we lose
53:00 <Bastardly_One> just stfu until final siren
53:00 <Picard> partgay what is the rental return on your property
54:00 <partay> which one 
54:00 <Picard> all of them
54:00 <partay> i can give you an avg
54:00 <partay> is that what youd like 
55:00 <partay> but its meaningless without putting the whole portfolio in context 
55:00 <partay> but ok 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> excessive oi
55:00 <partay> its about 7%-8% 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Lone_Deranger you cunt
55:00 <TheRiddler> start buying properties in the surounding towns of perth
56:00 <Picard> what is your property managers fee?
56:00 <partay> yah
56:00 <partay> perth is good to buy
56:00 <Picard> 7% nett?
56:00 <partay> that will be next 
56:00 <Picard> perth is over prices
56:00 <Picard> -s 
56:00 <partay> of course nett retard
56:00 <Picard> =d
56:00 <Picard> darwin is a market thats booming
56:00 <partay> i manage them 
56:00 <Picard> lmfao
56:00 <Picard> or course u do
56:00 <Zade> darwin is better buying
56:00 <partay> what ?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
57:00 <Bastardly_One> did anyone just see how fat Steven Kernnahan is?
57:00 <partay> manage what pictard?
57:00 <partay> property maintenance ?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> sitting up in the board seats looking like a wankbag
57:00 <Picard> ive never seen so much dribble, apart from when panda is speaking
57:00 <partay> why the pay pay a real estate 8% to do that\
57:00 <partay> stoopid 
57:00 <Picard> how much?
58:00 <partay> anyway champ
58:00 <partay> real estates charge 8%
58:00 <partay> they do here 
58:00 <Mew> stevie kenarban?
58:00 <partay> 7% if you haggle
58:00 <Picard> lol artgay is googleing
58:00 <partay> hahaha
58:00 <partay> pictard
58:00 <Picard> does that include gst?
58:00 <TheRiddler> ...
58:00 <partay> no longer talking to you bout it.. your as dumb as you are ugly 
58:00 <Picard> you are a fraid
58:00 <Picard> fraud
59:00 <matrix> Every night the same ......
59:00 <partay> Mew did you know youre my new e-bitch
59:00 <TheRiddler> umm why worry about GST
59:00 <Mew> oh really?
00:00 <Mew> cool beans
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky you partay
00:00 <LexRockhead> NIPPON NOODLE GNOSHER
00:00 <Bastardly_One> all I get are bitches like Saemon
00:00 <Bastardly_One> you get real tits nd all 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> LexRockhead, fuck up Pandas
00:00 <matrix> Some ppl get all the luck
00:00 <PZ-> matrix, Hows ya mate Cougar
00:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously, it's been an awesome week
00:00 <Bastardly_One> just go away
00:00 <PZ-> Openportz
01:00 <couleurs> both Picard and partay sukc azz just ignore them every1 
01:00 <couleurs> every1 with a nick begining with P in hear sux
01:00 <couleurs> pwned!!!!!!!!
01:00 <partay> quick mew change your nick to pew 
02:00 <matrix> couleurs it seems that way
02:00 <Mew> y tho
02:00 <partay> cos you suck 
02:00 <matrix> That is more appropriate
02:00 <Dickard> wanna give me a wristy before bed
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to be banned 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> for saying Hawthorn are fucked anyway
03:00 <Dickard> u need to get on your knees and open wide
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they're winning now
03:00 <partay> pictard is just lonely
03:00 <Dickard> carlton are shit
03:00 <matrix> couleurs I would not put partay in the same category as picard
03:00 <Bastardly_One> we are
03:00 <Mew> stop dicking everyone
04:00 <Doodle> ok
04:00 <partay> Doodles here... everyone stand 
04:00 <Doodle> D:
04:00 <Picards_erect> :P
04:00 <partay> except Mew she can kneel 
04:00 <couleurs> discusteing
04:00 <Mew> lmao
04:00 <Doodle> lol
04:00 <Mew> thank u jesus
05:00 <matrix> This place is worse than normal tonight
05:00 <Zade> actually its very tame tonight
05:00 <Bastardly_One> StalkTeenageCouples ... what a name
05:00 <matrix> Ciao all
05:00 <Bastardly_One> matrix, one day you'll learn to lighten up
05:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya  
05:00 <couleurs> Chow Liinda
06:00 <matrix> I am light B1 lol
06:00 <matrix> Btw I am not liinda but thanks for the compliment
06:00 <Zade> i reckon even half the chatters tonight have clothes on 
06:00 <Mew> soak in urine for best results
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade is right though
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this is very mild
07:00 <Zade> must be Nikky` calming influence 
07:00 <Nikky`> Of course it is
08:00 <TheRiddler> I have clothes on
08:00 <Zade> see happy times 
08:00 <Picards_erect> who is matrix
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I just had a coughing fit so I'm actually sweating
08:00 <Bastardly_One> matrix is matrix
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he's always taken life too seriously
09:00 <Picards_erect> Bastardly_One u are going to have a heart attack
09:00 <LexRockhead> I HAVE YOUR MUM ON
09:00 <partay> Bastardly_One stop smoking
09:00 <Picards_erect> its all over for u man
09:00 <Bastardly_One> partay, I wasn't though ... that was weird
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, it's still going
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm dripping in sweat
10:00 <TheRiddler> I tipped hawks by 25
10:00 <Bastardly_One> FINALLY
10:00 <Picards_erect> death is near
10:00 <TheRiddler> it's 22 now
10:00 <Picards_erect> 21
10:00 <Picards_erect> 22
10:00 <Bastardly_One> that was intense ... I can breathe again!
10:00 <TheRiddler> lol
10:00 <Fez> Inches
10:00 <Bastardly_One> feel like a cig after all that :P
11:00 <Picards_erect> die u stupid cunt
11:00 <Zade> 21.5 actually but half a cm dont make much difference 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... no such luck Picard
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont know how my housemate puts up with it though
12:00 <Bastardly_One> must annoy the fuck out of him
12:00 <Picards_erect> he will suffocate u as u sleep one night
12:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/RiLOB.jpg wtf is this cartoon
13:00 <Picards_erect> lol @ judd
14:00 <Bastardly_One> Henderso has become tough again though
14:00 <Bastardly_One> *Henderson
14:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
14:00 <Bastardly_One> this is shocking
14:00 <Bastardly_One> we're bearly able to get the ball to each other
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the end
15:00 <partay> Bastardly_One run out there
15:00 <Bastardly_One> that's fucking disgusting
15:00 <TheRiddler> hawks put the foot down
15:00 <Bastardly_One> partay, I could do better most days this year 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> than half of them
16:00 <Skirmish> Are you implying that you can play better AFL than pro players? 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> could be NRL and worse though
16:00 <Picards_erect> look at the old bitch with a cyril banner
16:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone fucking could than all of Richmond
16:00 <Bastardly_One> and half of Carlton at present Skirmish
16:00 <Picards_erect> kernahan has to have a wog
16:00 <Bastardly_One> even Saemon when he was still pretending to be in a wheelchair
16:00 <Skirmish> I'd watch for a laugh to see an old digger in a DC cap run around and get puffed in 35 seconds. 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> see Kerno before?
17:00 <PZ-> BULLY BULLY
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that old cunt is as fat as you
17:00 <Picards_erect> wig***
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't produce nothin
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh a wig
17:00 <milk> http://www.6000times.com/2009/05/brutalism-perths-best-examples-of.html
17:00 <Bastardly_One> not a wog kid
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that hair is ... epic
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish, 35 seconds? You give me too much credit
18:00 <Bastardly_One> - 15 seconds
18:00 <Bastardly_One> better than My NRL side though
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I refuse to discuss NRL on the fact I'm a Parramatta supporter
19:00 <partay> best to keep that quiet Bastardly_One
19:00 <discocunt> um
19:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed eh?
19:00 <discocunt> iff you actually supported themm you know that theyre doing quite well this season
20:00 <discocunt> you'd*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on what you call quite well 
20:00 <partay> they are 8th
20:00 <partay> so not total shit 
20:00 <discocunt> 7th
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah now considering where we've got disco has a point
20:00 <partay> 8th
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so far
20:00 <Bastardly_One> 8th
21:00 <Bastardly_One> as partay said
21:00 <discocunt> http://www.nrl.com/DrawResults/TelstraPremiership/Ladder/tabid/10251/Default.aspx
21:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Secret_Sharer
22:00 <partay> not after tonight 
22:00 <partay> 8th
22:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/HByJT.jpg lol what's with the cop
22:00 <discocunt> anyway alls im saying is win or lose i wouldnt be ashamed of the team i support
23:00 <partay> unless you followed collingwood
23:00 <Skirmish> He's coaching the goalie. 
23:00 <discocunt> i dont watch gayfl
23:00 <SixInchRambo> colliwobbles!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a right to be ashamed of Carlton
24:00 <Skirmish> I am being dragged to a NRL game next month.  
24:00 <Bastardly_One> we've got the fucking talent
24:00 <Skirmish> On the fence as to what type of experience it will be. 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> like Richmond supporters should be going WTF?
25:00 <discocunt> who'll be playing skirm
25:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> who saw Malthouse then?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he's starting to look resigned to losses now
26:00 <partay> brisbane beat them ffs
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, but he never looks resigned
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he sure did then
26:00 <Skirmish> discocunt: Newcastle vs Roosters.  It's Boyd's first game back after his ankle op.
27:00 <Picards_erect> lol @ carlton
27:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Fg8Wb.jpg nsfw
27:00 <partay> Skirmish what ?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> as a richmond supporter you laugh?
27:00 <TheRiddler> tigers are shocking lol
27:00 <partay> didnt boyd play origin ?
27:00 <Skirmish> No.  
27:00 <Picards_erect> lol 11 straight
27:00 <Bastardly_One> get fucked 
27:00 <Picards_erect> loooooooooooooolllllllllllllllllllllllll
27:00 <Skirmish> He's been off with the ankle. 
27:00 <Zade> the few times i have been to a nrl game, they have been small crowds, no atmosphere and generally boring game, dont get too excited Skirmish 
27:00 <partay> who ?
28:00 <Picards_erect> love watching judd when they lose
28:00 <partay> boyd ??
28:00 <partay> darius ?
28:00 <Picards_erect> cunt is close to tears
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you can talk ... we're gonna be in the bottom 3 with you
28:00 <Skirmish> Boyd Cordner. 
28:00 <partay> oh ok
28:00 <partay> nods
28:00 <Picards_erect> with me?
28:00 <Skirmish> He is the fiance's cousin. 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a Richmond supporter right?
28:00 <Picards_erect> im not going to be anywhere
28:00 <Picards_erect> yes
28:00 <Bastardly_One> we're both fucked
28:00 <Picards_erect> they are no good
28:00 <Picards_erect> they need to fuck martin off
28:00 <Bastardly_One> not like either team doesn't have the talent
29:00 <Picards_erect> unlike u we have a good coach
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Dustin looks like he's going to get arrested for dealng
29:00 <TheRiddler> martin is your only good player lol
29:00 <Picards_erect> no he isnt
29:00 <Skirmish> Zade: I am more worried about sitting with the few Roosters supporters likely to be there in a sea of Knights supporters.  Last home game they found a supporter of the opposing team in the carpark and a group rolled his car onto the roof. 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> your croatian fuck
29:00 <Bastardly_One> what's his name?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> Ivan thingamajig
29:00 <Picards_erect> he is the reason the group are not united, the reason they play as an "I" not a team
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I watched him in the VFL last week
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and laughed so hard
30:00 <Picards_erect> ivan milat
30:00 <Picards_erect> lol\
30:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I was best friends with Milant's first ever victi
30:00 <Bastardly_One> m
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Deborah Everist
30:00 <Picards_erect> lol nice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> saw her the morning she left in fact
30:00 <doctor> football turns people into savages
30:00 <Zade> perhaps you could catch the flu that night Skirmish
30:00 <Picards_erect> few more buried that he didnt get busted for i bet
30:00 <Bastardly_One> the cops questioned me over it because I gave her a packet of val to go on 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he had help
31:00 <Picards_erect> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> his brother Steve
31:00 <Picards_erect> u helped him didnt u
31:00 <Bastardly_One> who's never been done
31:00 <Bastardly_One> if you research it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> his brother definitely helped him out I reckon
31:00 <Picards_erect> i dont really care\
31:00 <Picards_erect> clarko is back
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm interested in shit like that
32:00 <Bastardly_One> serial killers 
32:00 <Picards_erect> yeah i reckon a serial killer would be fun
32:00 <Picards_erect> i could kill someone
32:00 <Picards_erect> with ease
32:00 <ShadowLurker> no you couldnt
32:00 <Bastardly_One> how?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> sit on them?
32:00 <TheRiddler> wtf
32:00 <Picards_erect> suffocate
32:00 <Picards_erect> stab
32:00 <Picards_erect> shoot
33:00 <Doodle> bore them to death
33:00 <Picards_erect> bury some cunts alive
33:00 <TheRiddler> suffocate them with your fat?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> blind them with your chrome dome then stab them while theyre blinded?
33:00 <partay> LOL
33:00 <ShadowLurker> youre so full of shit
33:00 <Picards_erect> Doodle u will be first if u dont shut up
33:00 <Doodle> i'm already half way there
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I have more chance of making someone commit suicide by never shutting up
33:00 <Picards_erect> good :P\
33:00 <Bastardly_One> than you do of killing them
34:00 <Picards_erect> i could kill u
34:00 <Picards_erect> just for being stupid
34:00 <partay> pictard youre a weak as piss coward, you couldnt kill shit 
34:00 <TheRiddler> they'd probably run away before you get a chance
34:00 <Bastardly_One> no chance
34:00 <TheRiddler> and you wouldn't be able to catch them
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd live forever if it came to a stupidity contest between us
34:00 <Picards_erect> lol TheRiddler
34:00 <PZ-> http://i62.tinypic.com/2mpzk03.jpg
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he would me TheRiddler :(
34:00 <Picards_erect> yes u are stup[id
34:00 <Picards_erect> fuken typing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I puff out after 30cm :P
34:00 <PZ-> want a sip ?
34:00 <ShadowLurker> picard mate whats with the derpy head of yours
35:00 <ShadowLurker> are you slow
35:00 <partay> lol
35:00 <PZ-> wanta sip my goon?
35:00 <PZ-> http://i62.tinypic.com/2mpzk03.jpg
35:00 <Calin> feral
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Calin, been a while 
35:00 <Skirmish> Get a job and stop drinking booze from a bag. 
35:00 <TheRiddler> he's trying to grow it
35:00 <Calin> reminds me of one of those pictures you see of a serial killer back in the day 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> never saw ya there ... evenin'
35:00 <Calin> Bastardly_One :) howdy
35:00 <Calin> yeah figure i'd sneak back in, see what's shaking on austnet
35:00 <PZ-> http://imgur.com/xcJyQt8
36:00 <partay> who escaped from a mongoloid farm
36:00 <Bastardly_One> same shit as always as you can tell 
36:00 <Calin> yeah :) 
36:00 <Skirmish> He's smiling because he's going to tap that. 
36:00 <Zade> i didnt know you were black PZ-
36:00 <PZ-> thats not me
36:00 <PZ-> im the white guy
36:00 <PZ-> wid the goon bag
37:00 <PZ-> in the other pic
37:00 <Zade> you are post op?
37:00 <PZ-> yea
37:00 <Calin> PZ- I thought you were a weird looking chick
37:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/94FRZ.jpg picard as a kid
37:00 <PZ-> boot with da furrrr
37:00 <PZ-> tranny
37:00 <Calin> PZ- i wouldn't share that with any female you intend on banging.
37:00 <Picards_erect> not sure if i should jerk off before bed or just go to bed
37:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I need some of that mythical food stuff
38:00 <Calin> PZ- isn't a tranny...
38:00 <ShadowLurker> neither Picards_erect
38:00 <Calin> is he / she ?
38:00 <ShadowLurker> just die
39:00 <Picards_erect> awesome
39:00 <Picards_erect> PZ- pics
39:00 <PZ-> MOAR?
39:00 <PZ-> ;P
40:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Lone_Deranger, on that link you sent me 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> there's one page really worth joining and their website is great
40:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> ye?
40:00 <The_Lone_Deranger> k
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah hang on one tic ... 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> this one is awesome
41:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.facebook.com/DefendersofWildlife
41:00 <Bastardly_One> worth joining those guys
42:00 <Bastardly_One> not just wolf related
42:00 <Bastardly_One> anyone like a good net fight?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> watch Jade in action
43:00 <Bastardly_One> a tranny from Syd
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQ-xp48U-YY&app=desktop
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slayer vs jade star (Sep 1, 2008) 6:33 - Category: Entertainment - 1,244 - 9 likes (90%), 1 dislikes (10%)
43:00 <Bastardly_One> on Paltalk's insult room
43:00 <Skirmish> http://i.imgur.com/f7dGct6.gif
43:00 <Bastardly_One> s/he is a legend
44:00 <Zade> lol Skirmish
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss having the energy to diss on mic
44:00 <Calin> Skirmish - do these people not know about reddit ?
45:00 <Skirmish> imgur is a place where people too slow to achieve success on reddit try again.,
45:00 <Bastardly_One> well, according to my stomach I need some mythical food stuff
45:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... well said Skirmish
46:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, back after I find something I want to cook, do so and eat it
48:00 <partay> lol @ paltalk 
48:00 <Serenity> isnt that what beagle uses
48:00 <B1-not-here> yep
49:00 <B1-not-here> but
49:00 <B1-not-here> the insult room was awesome 
49:00 <B1-not-here> when I used to go there
49:00 <B1-not-here> was somewhere to go after yahell chat closed
49:00 <partay> i had a look ages ago... nothing but dudes batting off... pictard would love it 
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol top gear
49:00 <Picards_erect> if u are not here shut the fuck up u old cunt
49:00 <B1-not-here> there's an added touch of andrenalin trolling on mic
49:00 <LexRockhead> beagle goes on paltalk to have it off with guys
49:00 <LexRockhead> fkn homo
49:00 <B1-not-here> but yeah I'm gonna go eat
50:00 <TheRiddler> they're converting a car to be safe for senior citizens
50:00 <LexRockhead> yer
50:00 <LexRockhead> carries a coffin right?
50:00 <Serenity> is there cams on paltalk
50:00 <B1-not-here> if you wish 
50:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/vZrCH.jpg lol
51:00 <partay> Serenity yes
51:00 <B1-not-here> but yeah ... a fair percentage use their cams and that's the idea
51:00 <Serenity> fuck that
51:00 <B1-not-here> you don't have to 
51:00 <Serenity> bad enough talking to weirdos i dont want to see them too
51:00 <B1-not-here> I never did ... just mic
51:00 <B1-not-here> but yeah I'm seriously getting off my arse, and going to eat
52:00 <partay> oh them be weirdos
52:00 <B1-not-here> *shuts up*
52:00 <partay> imagine 70 pictards with their cock out .. thats paltalk 
52:00 <Serenity> no ty
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
53:00 <Calin> paltalk, now that's a name i haven't heard in a long time
53:00 <PZ-> paltalk dont run on linux
53:00 <PZ-> game over.
53:00 <Nikky`> name or used in a long time Calin?
54:00 <Calin> lol both, i remember first getting a cam and going on there like 10 years ago
54:00 <Nikky`> you dirty old cam boy ;o)
54:00 <Zade> its easy to make money off it 
55:00 <Zade> so i have heard 
55:00 <partay> pictard is now downloading and installing it 
55:00 <Nikky`> Of course 'heard'
55:00 <Picards_erect> Serenity wants my cock, that would be like heaven to her
55:00 <Calin> lol.. i was young and wanted to show the world what i looked like !
56:00 <Serenity> i just want to fuck an old man picard
56:00 <Calin> it was ... not what i expected
56:00 <Picards_erect> i can understand your lust
56:00 <doctor> iced crem
56:00 <Calin> much .. MUCH more penises
56:00 <Picards_erect> it happens a lot to me :P
56:00 <LexRockhead> gta v coming soon to next gen 
56:00 <Calin> thank you .. was shocking
57:00 <Nikky`> Of course
57:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!!!
57:00 <LexRockhead> watch dogs>gta v
58:00 <couleurs> gta v>watch dogs
02:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ-1DYwaxrE
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Freeez - I.O.U. 1983 - Original Version (Aug 4, 2009) 3:50 - Category: Music - 3,030,937 - 12,448 likes (98.6%), 180 dislikes (1.4%)
05:00 <LexRockhead> bs couleurs
05:00 <LexRockhead> u mad me cri!
05:00 <couleurs> Good
05:00 <LexRockhead> *cris like babby*
06:00 <LexRockhead> this cake is so delicious looking, if it were a woman it'd be a supermodel and id want to fuck a baby into her
06:00 <LexRockhead> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10373739_256964554496095_132832131891229490_n.jpg
07:00 <Calin> dude its a cake
07:00 <LexRockhead> don't say that around chicks man
07:00 <LexRockhead> it's never just a cake
07:00 <LexRockhead> EVER
08:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOISheIuU4k
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Watch Dogs Angry Review (Date not found) 24:32 - Category: Gaming - 571,454 - 26,610 likes (97.4%), 705 dislikes (2.6%)
08:00 <couleurs> fucken owned!!!!!!!
08:00 <LexRockhead> have you played it?
10:00 <couleurs> yeah on pc, it's pretty terrible
11:00 <LexRockhead> thats cos ur playin it on pc and not snes
11:00 <LexRockhead> ;D
11:00 <couleurs> 6 month delay for an average game
12:00 <Calin> watch dogs.. meh. sok.
12:00 <couleurs> told u
12:00 <Calin> gta clone with not enough new to make it interesting
12:00 <couleurs> exactly
12:00 <Calin> HACK A FORKLIFT
12:00 <Calin> ummm... what ? .. why ?
12:00 <Calin> how is that fun
12:00 <Calin> NEXT
12:00 <couleurs> gtav will be worth buying again 
13:00 <couleurs> same with last of us
13:00 <couleurs> ubisoft fucked up bad
13:00 <Calin> give me uncharted 2 remastered then ill be interested
13:00 <Calin> gta 5 again ? not sure if i could be bothered
14:00 <Calin> last of us story was great but the gameplay was pretty boring
14:00 <LexRockhead> lol
14:00 <LexRockhead> its way better than gta
14:00 <Calin> stealth zombie game ? that wasn't in the brochure
14:00 <Calin> the first 20 minutes of last of us was AWESOME
14:00 <Calin> the rest ? not so much
14:00 <LexRockhead> cant wait for ac5 unity
14:00 <couleurs> they're adding more things to both on next gen... not just graphics upgradez
14:00 <Calin> well, playing through the french revolution sounds awesome.
15:00 <Calin> personally i would like a walk em up in a completely historically accurate world of the french revolution
15:00 <Calin> that would get me going
15:00 <Calin> don't really like the combat in ac
15:00 <Calin> unless you are in a ship that is, that's pretty freaking cool
15:00 <partay> or on a boat
15:00 <couleurs> i wouldn't be surprised if ubisoft fuck up the division too
17:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=889188617764728
18:00 <Calin> this is like a poor mans reddit.
18:00 <Calin> if i wanted funny videos, pictures of food, funny gifs i can just go to reddit.
18:00 <marklar> ok
19:00 <couleurs> facebook... 3 weeks behind reddit
19:00 <LexRockhead> ill get gta v for next gen next yr maybe
19:00 <LexRockhead> the division!!!!
19:00 <Calin> *shrugs* yeah the video of the division where the guy closed the car door looked cool
20:00 <Calin> but can you really get excited over a game that involves a guy closing a door when going past it ?
20:00 <couleurs> the new gameplay video they released looked good
20:00 <LexRockhead> gee
20:00 <LexRockhead> that done ruint your day huh
20:00 <couleurs> but after this watch dogs bs... it will probably sux 2
21:00 <LexRockhead> lol
21:00 <LexRockhead> watch dogs is just awesome
21:00 <Resool> may i join the chat
21:00 <LexRockhead>  <Calin> but can you really get excited over a game that involves a guy closing a door when going past it ? < cant take anything you say seriously now.
21:00 <LexRockhead> sure
21:00 <Resool> thanks :)
22:00 <Calin> haha LexRockhead .. i dunno.. just looks so similiar to other games
22:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWBpLp-VElQ
22:00 <Calin> Witcher 3 looks freaking great though
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Division Gameplay Demo [E3 2014] (Date not found) 5:09 - Category: Gaming - 30,036 - 660 likes (98.8%), 8 dislikes (1.2%)
22:00 <LexRockhead> that
22:00 <LexRockhead> is pretty much every game
22:00 <Calin> well.. start liking better games ?
23:00 <Resool> best things do happen in real life. i looked my wife in the car new year. she was stucked in there for about 3 hours and it was pretty cold that day
23:00 <Resool> no having the key you can not get out
24:00 <Calin> couleurs that does look pretty cool 
24:00 <Resool> for sure i did not noticed that i looked her in. i was feeling sick and went to bed
24:00 <Picard> fuck this im off to bed, hopefully i die in my sleep...grrrr @ this throat
24:00 <couleurs> told u!!!!!!
24:00 <Calin> haha
25:00 <LexRockhead> lol
25:00 <LexRockhead> nite Picard
25:00 <couleurs> and this is on xbox one... so you know... inferior graphics -_-
25:00 <LexRockhead> *rolls eyes*
25:00 <LexRockhead> you have no idea do you
26:00 <LexRockhead> you said they werent selling kinect anymore
26:00 <LexRockhead> all they did was bring out an xbox without kinect for those that dont want kinect.
26:00 <LexRockhead> and as for inferior graphics that's not true either, but you dont read anything positive.
27:00 <Loof> Loof's gaming PC > All pandas gaming consoles combined
27:00 <Calin> gaming PC's are great but expensive and annoying to maintain. Consoles are easy to use and own but graphically suck balls.
27:00 <Calin> that's life, what are you going to do.
28:00 <partay> Calin in deed
28:00 <LexRockhead> Loof's brain = needs less weed.
28:00 <LexRockhead> they dont suck balls
28:00 <couleurs> no, they got rid of kinect cos it's useless 
28:00 <LexRockhead> stupid thing to say
28:00 <partay> i got 32 G of ram now 
28:00 <LexRockhead> they didnt get rid of kinect
28:00 <LexRockhead> they sell xbox with kinect and xbox without kinect
28:00 <LexRockhead> keep up with the times couleurs, even though all you play is fifa
29:00 <Loof> BF4 full settings with a mouse is worth it
29:00 <couleurs> yeah all the new ones won't have kinect but obvs the old ones on the shelf still do...
29:00 <LexRockhead> you couldnt beat me at bf4 on pc or console
29:00 <Resool> i find computer games you do have more flexiblty
30:00 <LexRockhead> i dont know anyone else uses controller with 80 sensitivity no auto aim and can headshot like i can
30:00 <couleurs> u need 2 keep up thank's
30:00 <LexRockhead> you two are such downers
31:00 <LexRockhead> complain complain, compare this compare that
31:00 <Resool> you can walk in all direction not like in the x-box games
31:00 <LexRockhead> just enjoy gaming
31:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
32:00 <Resool> i am not very good in gaming that why i stoped it too depressing crashing dieing or ending in the first minute of level one
32:00 <couleurs> once sony introduces their online library thing it's all over
32:00 <LexRockhead> :(
32:00 <LexRockhead> online library thing?
33:00 <couleurs> yea playstation now
34:00 <couleurs> playstation 1/2/3 games on ps4 and vita
34:00 <PZ-> Ncat: You must specify a host to connect to. QUITTING.
35:00 <PZ-> Can i open a port ?
35:00 <PZ-> Ncat: You must specify a host to connect to. QUITTING.
36:00 <LexRockhead> that'll be cool, expected them both to do that with these consoles
37:00 <Mew> C_SHEEN: You must specify a nostril to connect to. WINNING.
37:00 <partay> bi winning
41:00 <[Maverick]> https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-g.ak/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/s480x480/10376994_391398437678026_5681869559976095659_n.png
45:00 <partay> then faux licked it off 
45:00 <PZ-> gimmie sum def homie
46:00 <Loof> pz fgt
46:00 <Loof> Serenity we have a plivent
47:00 <PZ-> Search Results
47:00 <PZ->     9:47 pm
47:00 <PZ->     Friday, 13 June 2014 (WST)
47:00 <PZ->     Time in Perth WA 
48:00 <PZ-> "Hackers are getting more tactical. Ditch the image of a lone, pierced-and-tattooed cyber punk. Modern day hacking operations are carried out by tech professionals gone rogue, oftentimes working in teams on behest of criminal organizations."
50:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up try hard
51:00 <PZ-> fuck up ya old cunt.
51:00 <PZ-> hows ya gook mate?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> my gook mate?
53:00 <PZ-> u wanna have a fucken go mate
53:00 <PZ-> i suggest u back off now
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I suggest you fuck up
54:00 <Loof> PZ- is the classical brother molesting sister raper with a penchant for his dad's ballsack
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but we can't always get what we want
54:00 <PZ-> Loof = pedo dad fucker
57:00 <Loof> PZ-'s mother has been deemed as too old and ugly for his family sex romps
57:00 <Loof> PZ-'s and his father give her the customary beat down if she tries to participate
58:00 <PZ-> yep
58:00 <Loof> PZ- thinks "First kicked my mother's ass at 10 years old" is a good thing to put on your resume
59:00 <Loof> gtfo FredFlinstone 
59:00 <PZ-> One of those "why wasn't this shit shipped with OpenBSD" things
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