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02:00 <Maurice> Ive never played that
02:00 <Skirmish> Hey fawks. 
03:00 <fawks> hello
04:00 <Skirmish> What's news in the world of fawks today?  
04:00 <Skirmish> Do you know of anywhere that I can go and download worldcup games players earlier in the comp? 
05:00 <Serenity> nope because we're not homosexuals
05:00 <Skirmish> Ethan wants to watch the France V Netherlands game. 
05:00 <Skirmish> .. otherwise I wouldn't be asking. 
06:00 <Serenity> try youtube
06:00 <Serenity> (seriously)
06:00 <Skirmish> Yeah we did. 
06:00 <Skirmish> I showed in the maggot gums lol
06:00 <Skirmish> Look on his face .... 
06:00 <Serenity> yuck
06:00 <Skirmish> Imagine maggot gums on 55inch tv! 
06:00 <Serenity> i have a 55 inch tv i dont want maggots or anything of the likes on it
07:00 <Skirmish> He just looked at me with this look.  I knew I had killed a piece of his childhood. 
07:00 <Skirmish> I bet he cleaned his teeth like a boss tonight before bed though.
08:00 <Serenity> id be tempted to go to town on my gums with a wire brush after watching that
08:00 <Skirmish> He nearly scored twice in soccer today.  
09:00 <Skirmish> annoys me that he won't put any extra effort into things because he seems to get the basics very quickly and could be quite good with a little extra effort. 
10:00 <Skirmish> I'm jealous about how they get to do electives prior to year 11 and 12 at school now.  We've been running through his choices for year 9 and 10.  He's going to do Computers/Software design.  
10:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently you all bored metalmumma and she's gone back to picking up om Tinder
11:00 <Serenity> PFF
11:00 <Serenity> she didnt even wait for me to dye my hair
11:00 <Serenity> talk about rude
11:00 <Doodle> picking up what, std's?
11:00 <Skirmish> lol picking up on tinder and she's a single mum.  Oh dear. 
12:00 <Skirmish> Multiple kids to multiple dads incoming. 
13:00 <MrMark> anyhooo
20:00 <fawks> get lloooooooow
20:00 <fawks> getl ow 
20:00 <fawks> get low get lwo get loww
20:00 <fawks> to the windoooooooooooow
20:00 <fawks> to the waaaaaallllll
20:00 <fawks> til the sweat drop down my ballllls
21:00 <Doodle> lol fawks i was watching the sanitised version of that on youtube before
21:00 <Doodle> its almost a whole different song
21:00 <fawks> hehe
25:00 <fawks> CAN I PLAY WIT YO PANTY LINE
25:00 <Serenity> o.o
26:00 <Doodle> lool
26:00 <fawks> god damn i had such a good night and now im back home listening to a cat fuck a garbage bin
26:00 <fawks> yawnfest
28:00 <Maurice> That doesn't sound yawnfesty to me
28:00 <Skirmish> TURN DOWN FOR WHAT? 
28:00 <fawks> YOUR LOVE IS LIKE BAD MEDICIIIIIIIINEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
29:00 <fawks> bad medicine is wot i nede oh oh oh 
29:00 <Skirmish> JON BOVI
29:00 <fawks> thats what you get for faling in loove
29:00 <fawks> *insert screaming here*
32:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVJECcggcQI
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chet Faker - Talk Is Cheap (Kaytranada Flip) (Date not found) 5:54 - Category: Music - 25 views - 3 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
33:00 <MusiciaN> NO
36:00 <fawks> fun fact
36:00 <fawks> There are more than 7 billion shades of skin
38:00 <Doodle> nah theres 3
38:00 <Doodle> yellow black white
40:00 <Serenity> red
40:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Gxin8VKZc
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Kooks - Around Town (Date not found) 6:55 - Category: Music - 465,953 - 5,017 likes (96.5%), 184 dislikes (3.5%)
40:00 <Serenity> you forgot red
46:00 <simba> 4red
47:00 <MrMark> red
47:00 <doctor> sicky pale 0white 
48:00 <crash> wine
48:00 <MrMark> rose
49:00 <fawks> fanstrormers
50:00 <MrMark> pink moscato
50:00 <fawks> v manly
50:00 <Skirmish> I drink whole bottles of Brown Brothers Moscato 
51:00 <Skirmish> No glasses, just straight from the bottle. 
51:00 <MrMark> best way to do it
51:00 <fawks> v manly
51:00 <fawks> do you beat your chest and burp when you're done
51:00 <Q{> should be sucked via 2meter straw
51:00 <fawks> you should be sucked into the black hole
52:00 <Skirmish> I smash the bottle and demand Kayla cleans it up whilst waving the neck of the bottle menacingly at her. 
53:00 <fawks> 1
53:00 <fawks> oops
55:00 <Serenity> theres only 3 glasses in a wine bottle anyway
55:00 <Skirmish> Exactly. 
55:00 <MrMark> yes
55:00 <crash> 9 std drinks in 3 glasses
57:00 <fawks> ew std drinks
57:00 <Maurice> Not if you have a super big wine glass
57:00 <Maurice> Serenity, did you see Kattikus' glass?
58:00 <Serenity> i did haha
58:00 <Serenity> thats my kind of glass
58:00 <Maurice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aofoBrFNdg
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Biz Markie - Just A Friend (Official Video) (Aug 3, 2010) 4:40 - Category: Music - 7,701,191 - 53,086 likes (98.1%), 1,053 dislikes (1.9%)
58:00 <Maurice> Sexcellent
01:00 <fawks> gross
01:00 <Serenity> my hell smells hair dyingly lush
04:00 <Maurice> You what
04:00 <Serenity> oh
04:00 <Serenity> hair...
04:00 <Serenity> where the fuck did hell come from
04:00 <Maurice> Lol
04:00 <Maurice> It looks like hell and hair are in the wrong spots
04:00 <MrMark> my scotch bottle is empty....lucky i have another
05:00 <Serenity> alco
05:00 <MrMark> thanks
17:00 <doctor> Grey hairs are dignifying. When I went for my weekly stroll along westcoast highway during summer, I'd always encounter the same old bird who would strut along the coast with her skin tight bikiniware, breasts perked out a foot beyond her nose and grey hair flowing back in the breeze with not a care in the world. "Damn", I'd think to myself "that old bird still got the look"
17:00 <doctor> If you could age like that you must be doing something right
17:00 <faux> Lmao
20:00 <Serenity> i just covered up all me greys
21:00 <lumeah2> If pandy comes back hes NOT in trouble. K? 
22:00 <Serenity> excuse me
23:00 <Serenity> who are you bossing around
24:00 <lumeah2> Not bossing just saying. 
24:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeSOwfvcoDw&feature=kp
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roxette - She's Got The Look with lyrics [HQ] (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - 153,141 - 464 likes (97.1%), 14 dislikes (2.9%)
25:00 <Serenity> saying what
25:00 <lumeah2> That he's not in trouble. Lol 
25:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDMtjhG1dkc
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roxette - Paint (Music Video) (Jun 5, 2011) 3:35 - Category: Music - 190,522 - 689 likes (98.1%), 13 dislikes (1.9%)
27:00 <Skirmish> Are you fucking panda now lumeah2?
27:00 <lumeah2> No
27:00 <Skirmish> Pieter has gone off on a crusade against internet bullying so now you're offering your luke warm honey pot to panda? 
27:00 <lumeah2> Im no fucking anyone atm. 
28:00 <lumeah2> No. 
28:00 <Skirmish> Then WHAT THE FUCK are you doing telling people that he's not in trouble if he comes back? 
28:00 <Skirmish> He's scattered in the head .... he creates his own trouble. 
28:00 <Serenity> if he got into trouble i dont think you'd have a say in the matter
28:00 <lumeah2> Well he disappeared. Lol 
29:00 <Maurice> Not fucking anyone isn't a surprise
29:00 <lumeah2> U think i fuck everyone huh? 
29:00 <lumeah2> Why
29:00 <Serenity> i know i do
29:00 <Skirmish> No she was just implying that considering your looks, the fact you're getting none is not surprising.
29:00 <Maurice> What he said
29:00 <lumeah2> Lol. 
30:00 <Maurice> Otherwise I would have said is a surprise, not isn't
30:00 <Serenity> yeah fucking everyone is my job
30:00 <Serenity> ok
31:00 <lumeah2> Lol be my guest
31:00 <Serenity> just out of curiosity why would josh be in trouble
32:00 <Maurice> And why would we care
32:00 <Skirmish> I think he's milking a sympathy root our of lumeah2
33:00 <Skirmish> It's backfired and she has come here to beg forgiveness on his behalf. 
33:00 <Serenity> what did he do rofl
33:00 <lumeah2> Lol hes not getting one
33:00 <lumeah2> Lol crap on. 
33:00 <lumeah2> Nah just dropped off. Lol. 
34:00 <Serenity> o.O
34:00 <Serenity> wtf is happening
34:00 <Maurice> Shenanigans
34:00 <lumeah2> Lol no no.. :p
34:00 <Skirmish> Shenanigans! 
34:00 <Serenity> have i got someone blocked?
34:00 <lumeah2> Beg? 
34:00 <Maurice> I must have too
34:00 <lumeah2> No
34:00 <Maurice> Coz its not making sense
35:00 <lumeah2> Meah. 
35:00 <Loof> i've got lots cockblocked
35:00 <doctor> No more beer, another week before I can start again... may aswell quit
35:00 <Loof> too much weed, don't know how i'm going to smoke it all in time, might as well never quit
36:00 <BlackDevil> Maurice
36:00 <Maurice> What
36:00 <BlackDevil> can i get ops?
36:00 <Maurice> I don't know, can you?
36:00 <BlackDevil> i should
36:00 <Maurice> Unless you've given me an orgasm, no
37:00 <BlackDevil> i cant do that
37:00 <lumeah2> Why not 
37:00 <Maurice> Then neither can I
37:00 <lumeah2> She needs help blacky
37:00 <doctor> Lets go abstinant together loof. It will suck but the torture is a little less painful if we can share it
38:00 <MusiciaN> yeah
38:00 <Loof> oh i've quit
38:00 <Loof> i've quit quitting
38:00 <MusiciaN> and if you do it together your butt holes will heal up at the same time
38:00 <Serenity> did i take acid or something
38:00 <Serenity> none of this is making sense
38:00 <Maurice> That tongue kiss we shared transferred your acid
39:00 <doctor> I respect your decision. I guess it's one of those things I must face alone
39:00 <simba> if you took acid, everything would make sense
39:00 <Loof> including the spacetime continuum
39:00 <Maurice> No, if she took acid everything would be fun
39:00 <Serenity> ive never done acid it sounds like fun
39:00 <Maurice> My experiences were
40:00 <Loof> you might actually see your brain
40:00 <Loof> or you might just see the family dog jerking itself off with it's paws
40:00 <Serenity> see my actual brain?
40:00 <Loof> yeah dude
41:00 <Serenity> one time when i was really really really stoned
41:00 <Serenity> i felt like my body was made of stuff like metal mario
41:00 <Serenity> and i thought i could see through my eye lashes for breif moments
41:00 <Serenity> eye lids*
41:00 <Loof> lol
41:00 <Loof> once i thought i could mould my skull
42:00 <Loof> another time it felt like my body was tearing in two
42:00 <Loof> wish weed still did that shit to me
42:00 <Loof> sigh
42:00 <Serenity> ive not had stoned highs like that since high school
42:00 <Serenity> well since i was about 17
42:00 <Loof> same
42:00 <Serenity> i dunno whats changed
43:00 <Loof> lifetime tolerance
43:00 <Serenity> maybe it works different as you get older
43:00 <Loof> it rewires your brain
43:00 <Serenity> i dont smoke it often enough to have a tolerance i dont think
43:00 <Serenity> fine
43:00 <doctor> Last time I got stoned I saw nothing but odd patterns with Hitler and Satan screaming at me. Wasn't at all pleasurable
43:00 <Maurice> He's upset that he's one of those lifetime fucktards
44:00 <Serenity> i enjoy it now but its not as intense as it used to be
44:00 <doctor> but I hadn't smoked in a while, so it may have been just that
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <Serenity> maybe im not smoking enough
44:00 <Maurice> Smoke more..
44:00 <Maurice> I never get the giggles or anything now
44:00 <Serenity> i giggle like a fool
44:00 <Serenity> and zone out
45:00 <Serenity> but no metal mario or clear eye lids
45:00 <doctor> yeah, need a bit of resistance before you can enjoy it... maybe
46:00 <Excessive> or jus not smoke with a ball n chain around ur ankle
46:00 <Serenity> o.O
47:00 <doctor> true Excessive, but it's difficult to get some time for yourself
47:00 <doctor> always have people to concern yourself with, no time to just lock yourself away in a cabin some where in the middle of a forest
48:00 <Maurice> Who has a ball and chain
48:00 <Serenity> im confused again
48:00 <Maurice> Same
49:00 <doctor> it's a man thing
49:00 <Maurice> I doubt that
49:00 <Excessive> I was refering to the diff between smoking and enjoying it and smoking and still being held down
55:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQI5fdVCvlU
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunters and Collectors - Holy Grail (Mar 30, 2010) 3:47 - Category: Music - 620,156 - 1,828 likes (96.3%), 70 dislikes (3.7%)
20:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0SCviCs_No
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chelsea Jane - Where The Boys At? (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Date not found) 3:43 - Category: Music - 10,589 - 146 likes (85.4%), 25 dislikes (14.6%)
20:00 <Loof> i'm so stoned it's an effort to even breath
21:00 <Serenity> lol
54:00 <Maurice> Never
57:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity
57:00 <BlackDevil> Maurice wont give me ops
02:00 <Pyro-> i wouldn't either
08:00 <Pyro-> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7Q9ZEdOLSE
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cannibal the Musical - Hang the Bastard (Jul 8, 2006) 2:34 - Category: Comedy - 132,218 - 427 likes (97.9%), 9 dislikes (2.1%)
13:00 <MrMark> hi sexy
37:00 <BIll_> die in a fire cunts
38:00 <BIll_> your day will come.
38:00 <munkeynutz> ay bill
38:00 <Pyro-> FIRE!!!
38:00 <munkeynutz> not unlike what I said on fb
38:00 <munkeynutz> being blamed for cousins death, die in hell!
38:00 <munkeynutz> RIGHT RIGHT?
39:00 <BIll_> Your days are numbered
40:00 <Pyro-> is this another faggy irc fight ?
41:00 <munkeynutz> werd BIll_
41:00 <munkeynutz> which number
41:00 <munkeynutz> no subtext to wanting.
42:00 <munkeynutz> Nothing, but a big shit, if ye ask!
42:00 <munkeynutz> Our days, are numbered. Use words sparingly..
43:00 <BIll_> you tryin to be a smart arse now
44:00 <munkeynutz> No Masse.
51:00 <munkeynutz> Good
51:00 <munkeynutz> oh btw
52:00 <munkeynutz> you hear how my mate fist fucked simbas sister?
52:00 <munkeynutz> yer
52:00 <munkeynutz> neway yer that happened
52:00 <munkeynutz> BLOOD FOR ALL!
52:00 <BIll_> simba fucked his sister ?
52:00 <munkeynutz> oh wouldnt put that past him
52:00 <munkeynutz> fat greek fuck
52:00 <munkeynutz> bumboy
53:00 <BIll_> yeah alot of these jews on here that runined this server are inbred fucks
53:00 <munkeynutz> nah man it's not on here
53:00 <munkeynutz> he says he knows my brother's friends
53:00 <munkeynutz> well
53:00 <BIll_> there time will come man
53:00 <munkeynutz> my brother is an arsehole
53:00 <munkeynutz> yeah man couldnt wait that long
53:00 <BIll_> they are a satanic cult
54:00 <spookyfingers> who's fingers, was up in simba sister?!!!!
54:00 <spookyfingers> xD
54:00 <spookyfingers> BIll_
54:00 <BIll_> You wanna know something about simba ?
54:00 <BIll_> yes?
54:00 <spookyfingers> go on
54:00 <spookyfingers> sure
55:00 <spookyfingers> if I don't already know
55:00 <BIll_> well isn't it funny how he has used to same nickname on here for years and years.
55:00 <BIll_> makes you wonder
55:00 <spookyfingers> oh that
55:00 <spookyfingers> naw
55:00 <spookyfingers> he's not a real fag
55:00 <spookyfingers> tho
55:00 <BIll_> hes a jew
55:00 <spookyfingers> I spent a lot on fkn hookers for him
55:00 <spookyfingers> from up brothel up the road
55:00 <BIll_> jew rat
56:00 <spookyfingers> cunt comes on here and lies
56:00 <spookyfingers> irl
56:00 <spookyfingers> dead man
56:00 <spookyfingers> let that provoke him to talk next time
56:00 <BIll_> he talks like a fag on here 
57:00 <spookyfingers> save jew rat for somene deserves it, fist fight, not some fat Greek fuck without..
57:00 <spookyfingers> NO MASSE!
57:00 <spookyfingers> oh Sim`AFK
57:00 <spookyfingers> simba btw
57:00 <spookyfingers> my brother says fuck you
57:00 <spookyfingers> and fuck  me.
58:00 <spookyfingers> :)
58:00 <spookyfingers> You useless waste.
59:00 <BIll_> any cops on here?
59:00 <BIll_> i know a few used to hang around
59:00 <BIll_> try to dog people
03:00 <BIll_> cops are the real criminals use some poor bloke as a scapegoat
09:00 <spookyfingers> soz
09:00 <spookyfingers> cops come around again
09:00 <spookyfingers> TO DO WITH SIMBA
09:00 <spookyfingers> u fkn homo.
10:00 <spookyfingers> my mate gets in ya sister because i cant fuck with you im on a bond, so i get a mate to fuck your sister
10:00 <spookyfingers> DEAL WITH IT
14:00 <Resool> hello spookyfingers
17:00 <Resool> ok i see you do not want to chat with me
45:00 <Pyro-> falco
58:00 <spookyfingers> only because i had a carrot in my bum
58:00 <spookyfingers> fk man
58:00 <spookyfingers> gotta open it more *bbl*
34:00 <milk> time for my wake up coffee
51:00 <Q{> where are all the lovely ladies
51:00 <Q{> only pretty lads are around
07:00 <Q{> Would You Pay $1,000 Once to Get Free Beer for Life?
15:00 <Blarp> free beer, no, free bourbon, yes
19:00 <stebie> where do i sign?
30:00 <Playtime> Anyone want to see pics of my wife on skype msg me
31:00 <simba> link them in here
41:00 <zaim> lol simba
42:00 <simba> 4:1)
54:00 <Excessive> So there was this dude out at sea once and he gots a leak in his boat, so he's at bucketing the water out. A fisherman comes past and says "Jump aboard mate, I'll save yah!" "Nah mate, God will save me!", and the fisherman goes on abt his business. Next thing, he's gettin tired abt emptying the boat. A chopper comes around and throws him a rope. "Grab the rope dude, we'll save yah!" "Nah mate, God will save me!" and the chopper flies away. Despe
54:00 <Excessive> how much of that did uz get pls?
55:00 <Excessive> and I'll paste the rest
55:00 <lumeah2> Despite 
55:00 <lumeah2> Chopper 
59:00 <johninja> is this thing on?
02:00 <Rak> sounds like god already tried to save him
10:00 <simba> Im God
10:00 <simba> - Lil B
11:00 <johninja> we are all gods
11:00 <johninja> all men are created equal, some are just less equal than otherxz
11:00 <zaim>  chopper flies away. Despe
11:00 <zaim> thats it
13:00 <Excessive> Desperately waiting for God's miracle by now, a cruiser comes along, "Jump aboard mate, we'll save yah!", "Nah mate, God will save me!", so the cruiser goes further on abt it's business and the dude finally drowns and dies, then sees God and says to him, "I trusted in you, but you didn't save me!" "Wattah yah talkin abt? I sent you a fisherman, I sent you a chopper and I sent you a cruiser!"
21:00 <Excessive> hmmmmmmmmm, that reminds me ......... there was somethin abt sounds and comp speaker in mIRC
22:00 <Excessive> cause I can't hear it on the remote pc via vnc when I type too many words and mIRC start ding donging
23:00 <Excessive> and I don't have the mIRC machine plugged into any speakers
23:00 <Excessive> but am right next to the machines
24:00 <Excessive> so if I enable comp speaker in sounds, mabbe I can make the machine ding donging
33:00 <zaim> loll Excessive. nice one
35:00 <TheRon> yes! go giants!!
36:00 <Matthew> looks like both expansion could have BIG wins this weekend...
36:00 <Matthew> expansion clubs*
37:00 <Doodle> expansion chubs*
46:00 <TheRon> the london bombs
47:00 <johninja> the london boobs
47:00 <TheRon> even better
47:00 <johninja> boobs not bombs
47:00 <johninja> lets just dump a shitload of porno into the middle east
48:00 <johninja> once those fuckers rub one out they will stop wnting to kill everyone
48:00 <TheRon> thats why the arabs are pissed off, lots of sand, and no jacking off
49:00 <johninja> yep
49:00 <TheRon> that would send any man a little nuts
49:00 <johninja> very true
49:00 <TheRon> too early for beer and the holy grail?
51:00 <TheRon> almost league time
51:00 <TheRon> storm v eels
51:00 <TheRon> go storm!
51:00 <TheRon> the cheerleaders have boobs
54:00 <TheRon> nothing like the sunday beer sessions
56:00 <TheRon> dale thomas is shit
08:00 <TheRon> bs penalty he just lost that
10:00 <TheRon> eels already on the back foot
11:00 <TheRon> try time!
23:00 <couleurs> SoCcErOnS
24:00 <simba> soccercum
24:00 <TheRon> go storm
25:00 <simba> go giants today
25:00 <simba> also da dees
25:00 <TheRon> yes the dees
25:00 <TheRon> st kilda??
25:00 <TheRon> not so much
25:00 <simba> eagles could win could drop it and u wouldnt be surprised
26:00 <simba> prob wont lose
27:00 <TheRon> i'm considering the kfc 12 for 12 on tuesday
29:00 <FredFlinstone> Geelong are fucked a light of other days
29:00 <TheRon> the suns were good
29:00 <TheRon> i'm impressed
29:00 <simba> just downed a bowl of cashews 
29:00 <FredFlinstone> to be the best you need to beat the best
29:00 <TheRon> i had a chicken and cashew for lunch
29:00 <FredFlinstone> which aren't Geelong
30:00 <TheRon> nor carlton
30:00 <FredFlinstone> never have I said such a thing unlike yourself
30:00 <TheRon> watching the storm atm
31:00 <TheRon> 18 nil 20 mins in
32:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/OLOPJ6f.jpg
32:00 <couleurs> me n simba @ the match
32:00 <TheRon> a bit racist
33:00 <johninja> hi cooper
33:00 <simba> Ghana forever!!
33:00 <simba> We're Ghana Win
33:00 <couleurs> hi joner
33:00 <TheRon> hows the ivory coast doing?
34:00 <TheRon> my stubbie holder has my name on it
35:00 <couleurs> they're out i think who cares africa suxxx
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <johninja> so many upsets
35:00 <johninja> its almost like its an upset if the better team wins now
36:00 <couleurs> ghana thought they'd beat germany YEA RITE
36:00 <johninja> they did well last world cup too
36:00 <johninja> not ghanna get us
37:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XQZYIiNgo&feature=kp 
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter Sarstedt - Where Do You Go To My Lovely (1969) (Oct 4, 2008) 4:54 - Category: Music - 2,607,207 - 8,293 likes (98.1%), 161 dislikes (1.9%)
37:00 <couleurs> usa vs portugal will be good
38:00 <TheRon> australia v spain?
39:00 <couleurs> ThE SoCcErOnS WiLL RiSe
39:00 <TheRon> ballarat has a good soccer center now, probably gonna host some heart games
39:00 <simba> lol
39:00 <couleurs> BaLLeRaT
40:00 <simba> ballaron
40:00 <johninja> closer too the heart
40:00 <TheRon> anybody needs me i'll be at the bar
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <BlackDevil> http://www.bromygod.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/daily-wtf-001-06182014.jpg
40:00 <johninja> i want to go into a pub and spark up a durry like in the old days
40:00 <simba> bromygod . com slash daily wtf - BlackDevil link
40:00 <johninja> see how long until they kick me out
40:00 <TheRon> classy
41:00 <TheRon> i find bars and start up acapella versions of khe sanh
41:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <couleurs> u beautey
43:00 <johninja> what did you do to josh now simba?
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <BlackDevil> simba, do you ever poop
43:00 <BlackDevil> or do you keep all the shit in your life in your ass?
43:00 <simba> nothing he is having his usual episode
44:00 <simba> is it still going
44:00 <TheRon> i took a 5 couric crap this morning, painfull
44:00 <johninja> yeh but he shifted targets to his bro
44:00 <johninja> pewpewpew
44:00 <simba> hes nutes
45:00 <johninja> ventbook
45:00 <couleurs> he bash u irl or lol irl
46:00 <simba> someone messaged me a screencap of josh putting all this crazy shit on his mums wall
46:00 <simba> probably pollock
46:00 <johninja> ahh
46:00 <johninja> he thought you could see his status updates
46:00 <johninja> but they weren't public
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <simba> really he thought that?
46:00 <johninja> felt like saying something but i just went "...ugh"
47:00 <johninja> why even bother
47:00 <TheRon> simba this is a weird question whats the gws score?
47:00 <TheRon> i'm watching league
47:00 <simba> IDK
47:00 <TheRon> ok
47:00 <simba> 62 - 48
47:00 <TheRon> gws?
47:00 <simba> theyre wineing
47:00 <TheRon> nice
48:00 <couleurs> he thinks xbone is better than ps4 that says it all really what a dipshit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
49:00 <simba> wow he made a facebook status about me
50:00 <simba> paranoid that i read his facebook
50:00 <simba> fuck thats bad
50:00 <spookyfingers> he
50:00 <disturbed_angel> :\
50:00 <spookyfingers> has a name
50:00 <spookyfingers> and he
50:00 <spookyfingers> wondered how long
51:00 <spookyfingers> besides, Rolf asked me to write, I said what about social media. Never said I'd use real life and real social media.
51:00 <spookyfingers> so go fuck yaself jonno.
51:00 <spookyfingers> lol uno like in the thing, on fb. 
52:00 <TheRon> good times!!!!
53:00 <spookyfingers> damn right
53:00 <DickTurpin> just woke up
53:00 <DickTurpin> fkn freezing ronnies, r u cold
55:00 <TheRon> nope i'm indoors
55:00 <TheRon> nice and comfy 21 degrees
55:00 <couleurs> orsem
55:00 <simba> sif watch league tho
55:00 <TheRon> melbourne storm
56:00 <ShooterMcGavin> simba. Have you heard about the lonesome loser? He's a loser, but he still keeps on trying.
56:00 <TheRon> adelaide rams before your time simba?
56:00 <simba> that was when i was like 11
56:00 <simba> 10
57:00 <TheRon> never went to a game?
57:00 <simba> rugby is for apes
57:00 <TheRon> is not
57:00 <ShooterMcGavin> simba. Have you heard about the lonesome loser? He's a loser, but he still keeps on trying.
57:00 <TheRon> sure the forwards don't have to think much but the rest
57:00 <johninja> bird is the word
58:00 <Matthew> looks like GWS vs Carlton is being telecast from Mongolia
58:00 <Matthew> terrible picture quality at times
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <DickTurpin> im indoors
58:00 <DickTurpin> woke up freezing as and the heater's on 30c
58:00 <TheRon> and her indoors?
58:00 <DickTurpin> ye
58:00 <couleurs> rugby sux afl sux theirs only 1 good game
59:00 <DickTurpin> oi u ever play indoor cricket ronnies?
59:00 <TheRon> yes
59:00 <DickTurpin> haha no shit
59:00 <DickTurpin> me too
59:00 <couleurs> indoor internetional womens cricket wrestling
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <DickTurpin> how scary and fun is it
59:00 <johninja> TheRone
59:00 <DickTurpin> we had a thing me n my mate matt
59:00 <TheRon> i'm a short arse, so i used to cop ones around my head
59:00 <DickTurpin> ya hit it n it hits a guy in the head its a deadsix
00:00 <DickTurpin> never happened lol
00:00 <TheRon> i could swing the ball though
00:00 <DickTurpin> i liked being by the wickets
00:00 <DickTurpin> out ppl
00:00 <DickTurpin> yeah?
00:00 <DickTurpin> fast hands huh?
00:00 <TheRon> i bowled slow enough for it work
00:00 <DickTurpin> lol
01:00 <DickTurpin> hate to play bowls, against you
01:00 <TheRon> very slow medium pace
01:00 <TheRon> whys that?
01:00 <DickTurpin> im fast bowler, spin
02:00 <DickTurpin> why? because of what you just said, you'd beat me. Put thought into it
02:00 <DickTurpin> I wouldnt
02:00 <DickTurpin> just want the thing to get as close to that jack as possible.
02:00 <TheRon> i have some tricks up my sleave
02:00 <TheRon> i tend to move the jack though
02:00 <DickTurpin> do ya
02:00 <DickTurpin> haha
02:00 <TheRon> yeah
03:00 <DickTurpin> i dunno how you'd do it
03:00 <DickTurpin> that's skill.
03:00 <TheRon> a bit
03:00 <DickTurpin> ronnies ur too modest.
03:00 <DickTurpin> :P
03:00 <TheRon> if you bowl it fast enough the bowl won't bend much
04:00 <DickTurpin> yeah
04:00 <DickTurpin> im right handed, so in my hand
04:00 <TheRon> still getting better at the heavy shots though
04:00 <DickTurpin> when I let it go, i don't know how to curver it
04:00 <DickTurpin> you are?
04:00 <TheRon> i still have a shitload to learn
05:00 <DickTurpin> n i wish it was still on tv. :/
05:00 <Resool> hello may i join your chat
05:00 <TheRon> you can try
05:00 <couleurs> join this 8=====D
05:00 <TheRon> the triples is the best
06:00 <DickTurpin> oh, when i let it outta my hand
06:00 <DickTurpin> how sould I have held it
06:00 <DickTurpin> uno
06:00 <Resool> TheRon have you been hit
06:00 <DickTurpin> so when it's rolling, it creeps up on that jack
06:00 <TheRon> hit?
06:00 <Resool> bullet
06:00 <DickTurpin> wtf is hit?
07:00 <DickTurpin> why the fuck would you ask him that
07:00 <DickTurpin> fuck off.
07:00 <TheRon> hold your palm flat, place the bowl on the hand, toss it up and down untill it feels right, thats your grip
08:00 <DickTurpin> :)
08:00 <DickTurpin> okay and take my time too?
08:00 <TheRon> yep
08:00 <TheRon> no rush
08:00 <DickTurpin> I gotta say
08:00 <Resool> sorry i just read "heavy shots though" that is why
08:00 <TheRon> and the wrist pointing to the ground when you release
09:00 <DickTurpin> it's a lot harder than it looks on tv
09:00 <TheRon> there's all diffeent ways of doing it
09:00 <DickTurpin> I gotta save that, one sec
09:00 <TheRon> resool i play lawn bowls
10:00 <DickTurpin> mmm
10:00 <johninja> and thats ok
10:00 <DickTurpin> wirst ground
10:00 <DickTurpin> wrist*
10:00 <Bastardly_One> man!
10:00 <johninja> woah
10:00 <johninja> ..
10:00 <TheRon> what?
10:00 <johninja> wowowow
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I just met my friend's mum
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's hot
10:00 <johninja> new % huh
10:00 <Bastardly_One> excuse me? can I fuck ya mum?
10:00 <johninja> grats
11:00 <DickTurpin> don't get him started
11:00 <Bastardly_One> ta ... off Serenity too 
11:00 <DickTurpin> nah kidding
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lo
11:00 <DickTurpin> :P
11:00 <Bastardly_One> l
11:00 <TheRon> Bastardly_One: who did you have to root to get ops?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
11:00 <DickTurpin> Serenity
11:00 <DickTurpin> lol
11:00 <TheRon> damn
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm pregnant too
11:00 <DickTurpin> oh shit
11:00 <DickTurpin> she's gonna stab us both
11:00 <DickTurpin> how many months Bastardly_One?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I give birth to her child in November
11:00 <DickTurpin> woah
11:00 <DickTurpin> 4th November?
12:00 <Bastardly_One> was either this or child support
12:00 <Bastardly_One> johninja, where are you?
12:00 <DickTurpin> yeah fuck that and Ice Cube.
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in the nth suburbs
12:00 <Bastardly_One> back to the rat tomorrow
12:00 <johninja> i'm out in franga rn
13:00 <johninja> not sure for how long
13:00 <TheRon> woo hoo try!!
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's cute ... I can tell both mum and daughter are kind of jealous of each other
13:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck they look alike
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm in lust
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they've gone shoppin so I can take the stuff to cashies while they're gone
14:00 <couleurs> me 2
15:00 <couleurs> yer get FiFa bro 
15:00 <couleurs> Pieters copy @ cashies
17:00 <TheRon> i've just made soup out of left over vegies and shank juices
18:00 <FredFlinstone> Carlton gawn
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder how I can not have to go back to Ballarat
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I've missed this city
18:00 <Matthew> Carlton will still win this
18:00 <Bastardly_One> stop jinxing carlton
19:00 <Matthew> Carlton by 12 points
19:00 <Bastardly_One> everytime someone says we will win
19:00 <Bastardly_One> we lose
19:00 <Matthew> good... hope it continues
19:00 <stebie> lol
19:00 <stebie> you sure will win!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know ... see the bombers shoot up, up
19:00 <Matthew> yep :D
19:00 <Matthew> <3
19:00 <TheRon> wind him up and watch him go
20:00 <Max^Power> morning bitches
20:00 <Bastardly_One> they're as big a faggots as you are
20:00 <Bastardly_One> bunch of drug scum
20:00 <Matthew> how did the mighty Cats go last night against the newcomers ?
20:00 <Matthew> they were 61-44 up last time I saw
20:00 <Bastardly_One> stop changing the subject
20:00 <Bastardly_One> essendon can't do shit without drugs
20:00 <Bastardly_One> clearly
21:00 <TheRon> essendon are scum
21:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
21:00 <Matthew> yes... the effects of a couple of thymosin injections 24 months ago are still having a huge impact
21:00 <Matthew> * clap clap *
21:00 <TheRon> have been scum for as long as i can remember
21:00 <Matthew> you're not one of Caroline Wilson's dingleberries are you ???
21:00 <simba> (psst stop getting trolled about the essendon thing daily)
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, even before being drug sum
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> *scum
22:00 <Matthew> Essendon deliberately set out to 'cheat' the system, definitely...
22:00 <johninja> ...
22:00 <johninja> so it was just an innocent mistake?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> truest thing you've ever said moron
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they sure did 
22:00 <Max^Power> i finally agree simba
23:00 <johninja> like 13238916432 times
23:00 <johninja> "i accidently fell on the needle"
23:00 <Matthew> it was part of the master plan to bring the AFL to its knees & save Fairfax Media
23:00 <Matthew> Dank played a great puppet
23:00 <simba> nobody knows anything about it and anyone pretending 2 is a dickhe*d
23:00 <Max^Power> yup
23:00 <Matthew> exactly
24:00 <simba> so stop bickering like women
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you poor deluded creature ... too much poo sex has damaged your brain
24:00 <Matthew> I am doing what everybody else is doing
24:00 <Matthew> pretending to know every single thing about it... but they don't
24:00 <Max^Power> essendon for life!
24:00 <Max^Power> GO THE DONS!
24:00 <fawks> TheRon you watching 
24:00 <TheRon> the eels are trying
24:00 <Bastardly_One> go parra!
24:00 <simba> trying 2 get trys
25:00 <TheRon> storm need the next one
25:00 <johninja> lol
25:00 <fawks> Nah I'm watching the dragons game
25:00 <fawks> Fuck parra
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wash your mouth out
25:00 <Matthew> they need to stop all home & away games during the state of origin period
25:00 <fawks> Oh piss off you don't even watch lol
25:00 <Matthew> it has too much influence on the season
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I do when its on down here
25:00 <johninja> its alwys been that way though
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have foxtell
25:00 <Bastardly_One> -l
25:00 <fawks> You can stream it. That's no excuse 
26:00 <johninja> its gives the kids a chance to get a game 
26:00 <johninja> so yeh
26:00 <TheRon> i got fox sports
26:00 <johninja> its kind of a balancer too
26:00 <fawks> Feck penalty 
26:00 <johninja> if your team is so good they have half the side plying rep footy then they deserve a bit of a handicap
26:00 <TheRon> is league on nine in melb?
26:00 <Serenity> is that the actual Max^Power
27:00 <fawks> Who gives a shit
27:00 <fawks> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah TheRon
27:00 <Serenity> who him or me
27:00 <simba> yep that was max power from that simpsons episode
27:00 <Serenity> shh simba
27:00 <fawks> U sez but that came out ruder than I meant lol
27:00 <simba> ok mrs grumpy
27:00 <Serenity> well i do or i wouldnt asskkk then i know who not to talk to
27:00 <TheRon> evermore - running
27:00 <Serenity> duh
28:00 <fawks> Duhhhhhh
28:00 <fawks> Ron what's the melb score 
28:00 <TheRon> 24 - 16 60 mins
28:00 <fawks> LOL DARREN LOCKYER COMMENTATING
28:00 <fawks> his voice kills me
28:00 <johninja> omg...
28:00 <johninja> hahahaha
28:00 <fawks> Hahahahahahaah
28:00 <TheRon> the guy has throat cancer i swear
28:00 <fawks> Pack a day smoker
29:00 <fawks> Lmao
29:00 <johninja> yeh man
29:00 <johninja> so husky
29:00 <johninja> someone get him some butter menthols
29:00 <Serenity> my hair is ike silk
29:00 <johninja> mm
29:00 <fawks> Omg
29:00 <fawks> They scored 
29:00 <stebie> yay?
29:00 <fawks> Ni
29:00 <stebie> i don't know
29:00 <fawks> NiNo
29:00 <TheRon> try melbourne
29:00 <stebie> NINO
29:00 <fawks> Kmao
30:00 <fawks> Fuuuuck
30:00 <TheRon> sending this upstairs but there's no need
30:00 <johninja> you never know
30:00 <fawks> Greg bird has such a weird name
30:00 <johninja> lol
30:00 <fawks> Greg bird.
30:00 <johninja> bird is the word
30:00 <TheRon> no offside
30:00 <fawks> Lmao
31:00 <fawks> Gregatoo
31:00 <johninja> bird...gred bird
31:00 <Matthew> GWS 96 CARL 74 - 4th Qtr
31:00 <fawks> OK too far
31:00 <TheRon> bird is the word
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <johninja> i hear you like a cock or too
31:00 <johninja> jest
31:00 <TheRon> easy try to melbourne
31:00 <Bastardly_One> that soccer player for the netherlands called Blind
31:00 <fawks> Excuse me
31:00 <Bastardly_One> has the best surname in sport
31:00 <johninja> daley blind
31:00 <johninja> his old man was good too
31:00 <johninja> danny blind
32:00 <fawks> Never lands 
32:00 <fawks> Never lands a goal ha ha
32:00 <fawks> Huhu
32:00 <johninja> i dont get that country
32:00 <johninja> they have holland
32:00 <johninja> the netherlands
32:00 <johninja> and they re called dutch
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that's too much pot for ya 
32:00 <stebie> how about this name... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BL3Q4GvCQAAffpZ.jpg
33:00 <Bastardly_One> confused the fuc out of them
33:00 <fawks> LOL stibbie
33:00 <johninja> lol
33:00 <TheRon> kolodjashnij, the best name in sports
33:00 <fawks> Sounds like a cricket player 
33:00 <johninja> i have seen some interesting ones
33:00 <TheRon> back pocket for the gc suns
34:00 <TheRon> anybody pronounce it?
34:00 <milk> hmmm
34:00 <johninja> yeh
34:00 <fawks> I tried and choked 
34:00 <johninja> col odd jash nahij
34:00 <fawks> Nij
34:00 <johninja> yeh but i would pronbounce it nahij
34:00 <johninja> how i roll
35:00 <fawks> But there's no ah
35:00 <fawks> lol
35:00 <johninja> true
35:00 <fawks> Jahon
35:00 <Max^Power> someone get nikky` on pls
35:00 <fawks> Inja
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <TheRon> i reckon the j could be silent
35:00 <fawks> YES
35:00 <fawks> DUGAN
35:00 <fawks> FUCUES
36:00 <fawks> FUCKCKCKCUCCKC
36:00 <johninja> there is an indian priest called john inja
36:00 <TheRon> mel 30 eels 16 65 mins
36:00 <fawks> my friends priests name is Zaki zaytoun in Arabic 
36:00 <fawks> And translated to English it means Smart Olive
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <fawks> DUUUUGAN
36:00 <johninja> i like that name
36:00 <johninja> zizou
36:00 <fawks> we just scored 
37:00 <couleurs> hi i'd like 2 order a pizzer don't 4 get the smart olives but no fucken anchovies 
37:00 <johninja> watched a doco on the assyrian gangs in syd last night
37:00 <johninja> wow
37:00 <fawks> In Fairfield?
37:00 <fawks> lol
37:00 <TheRon> i like anchovies
37:00 <johninja> yeh i think there
37:00 <johninja> they stomped that cop etc
37:00 <fawks> Fairfield is Assyrian central 
37:00 <TheRon> i use them in everything
37:00 <fawks> 12-12
37:00 <fawks> Omg
37:00 <johninja> yeh they seem particularily badass
37:00 <couleurs> gross!!!!!!!
37:00 <fawks> Such a good game 
37:00 <TheRon> melb 34
37:00 <Matthew> GWS 99 CARL 80 - 4th Qtr
37:00 <fawks> Anchovies taste like salt with a side of fish 
38:00 <TheRon> exactly
38:00 <TheRon> it's a seasoning
38:00 <couleurs> i hate themd
38:00 <fawks> They're gross
38:00 <fawks> Lol
38:00 <fawks> Glad I tipped melb
38:00 <TheRon> put them in sauces and soups you don't know it's anchovie
38:00 <fawks> Omg
38:00 <fawks> Someone's knocked out
38:00 <fawks> Titans 
38:00 <fawks> Like bad
39:00 <TheRon> thats a shame
39:00 <fawks> Fuck
39:00 <fawks> He tackled our guy and got knocked the fuck out
39:00 <stebie> lol
39:00 <johninja> eep
39:00 <fawks> :/
39:00 <fawks> He's not moving 
39:00 <johninja> yeh seen that happen
39:00 <fawks> Omg
39:00 <johninja> put his neck in the wrong spot
39:00 <johninja> or something huh?
39:00 <johninja> mybe a knee
39:00 <fawks> No his head 
40:00 <fawks> Shit he's getting stretchered off
40:00 <fawks> He's legit not moving 
40:00 <fawks> He's heavily concussed 
40:00 <fawks> :'(
40:00 <fawks> Poor dude
40:00 <fawks> dude
40:00 <TheRon> worse than jono browns last week??
40:00 <TheRon> melb 38
40:00 <fawks> Didn't see
40:00 <TheRon> his head caught a hip
41:00 <johninja> yeh how did this guy get ko'd?
41:00 <johninja> knee?
41:00 <fawks> Who
41:00 <johninja> titans guy
41:00 <fawks> Titans dude?
41:00 <johninja> yeh
41:00 <fawks> His head
41:00 <johninja> hit what?
41:00 <fawks> Our dudes shoulder I thinj
41:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
41:00 <johninja> tapout
42:00 <fawks> :'+
42:00 <fawks> :'(
42:00 <TheRon> the fights over?
42:00 <fawks> I hate seeing that shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
42:00 <johninja> watched the aussie womens soccer team punch on with another team last night
42:00 <fawks> Lol
42:00 <johninja> that was pretty maad
42:00 <Bastardly_One> turns out I'm going home today
42:00 <TheRon> aussie aussie aussie
43:00 <Bastardly_One> well shit
43:00 <stebie> johninja, aw what
43:00 <stebie> :(
43:00 <johninja> one of their chicks tripped us over when we were walking off at halftime so everyone ran off the bench and started getting stuck into it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> that was a waste of a trip
43:00 <Excessive> kicked out already man?
43:00 <johninja> try find a link
43:00 <TheRon> these eels are a joke
43:00 <TheRon> woo hoo cat fight
44:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, some shit about one of the kids dad's bringing him home
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know what that means
44:00 <TheRon> how are you getting home?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> train I suppose
45:00 <Matthew> GWS 100 CARL 86 - 4th Qtr (2:58 left)
45:00 <Bastardly_One> rather kind of pissy at that ... 
45:00 <TheRon> melb 44
45:00 <fawks> LOL 
45:00 <fawks> Parra 
45:00 <fawks> How embarrassing 
45:00 <Matthew> weren't Melbourne only 24-16 up like 10 minutes ago?
45:00 <TheRon> yes!
46:00 <fawks> Lmao
46:00 <TheRon> a complete brain fade led to a line drop out 
46:00 <TheRon> cam smith is resting
46:00 <TheRon> and so is slater now
47:00 <fawks> Fuck yes dragons defence 
47:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9AXKDWIYus 
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Young Matilda Vs China Post Match Incident (Aug 10, 2009) 4:39 - Category: Sports - 16,445 - 10 likes (76.9%), 3 dislikes (23.1%)
47:00 <johninja> found it
47:00 <fawks> Lmaoo
47:00 <fawks> 5m out knock on
47:00 <BlackDevil> good job mate
48:00 <TheRon> i love a good cat fight
49:00 <fawks> And stay out 
49:00 <TheRon> eeels 20
50:00 <fawks> How shit are both teams defence if they're scoring so many trys?
50:00 <Resool> TheRon i loved my cat and tried to avoid she is getting harmed
50:00 <TheRon> eels have been terrible, the storm don't care
51:00 <FredFlinstone> told ya
51:00 <FredFlinstone> get on next week
51:00 <TheRon> get on?
51:00 <FredFlinstone> we'll fuck the Maggie's
51:00 <TheRon> i hope so
51:00 <FredFlinstone> you mark my words
52:00 <TheRon> i just hate collingwood more
52:00 <FredFlinstone> than Carlton
52:00 <Matthew> RIP - Carlton 2014
52:00 <TheRon> well yes
52:00 <FredFlinstone> Mathew you suck essendon cock
53:00 <BlackDevil> i got this peeping tom neighbor watching my computer screen
53:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: can you pronounce kolodjashnij?
53:00 <BlackDevil> cant watch porn
53:00 <FredFlinstone> no 
53:00 <Matthew> Next 4 games - Collingwood (MCG) = LOSS , St Kilda (ES) = CLOSE WIN , Sydney (SCG) = LOSS , North Melbourne (ES) = LOSS
53:00 <TheRon> i can't either
53:00 <Matthew> Carlton's prospects look awesome at 5-12
54:00 <FredFlinstone> Mathew you suck cock
54:00 <FredFlinstone> who do you barrack for?
54:00 <Matthew> I know
54:00 <Matthew> your point!?
54:00 <TheRon> FredFlinstone: one word, drugs!
54:00 <FredFlinstone> up your arse
54:00 <Matthew> 118-78
54:00 <Matthew> LOL
56:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10414923_298493693644804_651853089524228390_n.jpg
56:00 <Matthew> never going to give... never going to give... GIVE YOU UP
56:00 <couleurs> 2 fast 2 wall stairs
57:00 <Doodle> lol
57:00 <couleurs> hit da NOS lady
57:00 <Doodle> pew peww
58:00 <fawks> Oh dear
58:00 <fawks> Blew me nose so hard my ear popped and I got headspins
58:00 <fawks> awks
58:00 <Doodle> fawks <3
59:00 <Doodle> lol i do that
59:00 <TheRon> the cars - my best friends girl
59:00 <fawks> Hi dewdel <3
59:00 <fawks> We are special lol
59:00 <Doodle> pethalll
59:00 <fawks> LOL I said that in retarded voice 
59:00 <fawks> Excellent 
59:00 <Doodle> thats how it should be said
59:00 <TheRon> you are retired?
59:00 <fawks> How's the weather in balallalllaa
59:00 <fawks> Rat
59:00 <Doodle> O  ____    (o)
00:00 <Doodle> cold and crap
00:00 <fawks> That's mrdanger 
00:00 <Doodle> not raining for a change
00:00 <TheRon> freezing my bits off
00:00 <fawks> Bung eye
00:00 <TheRon> worse than canberra
00:00 <fawks> There was a bit of sun here today 
00:00 <fawks> So I put my doona outside 
00:00 <fawks> S'lovely 
00:00 <Doodle> did it get a tan
00:00 <fawks> Yes
00:00 <Doodle> awes
00:00 <fawks> It smells like vanilla 
00:00 <fawks> I have this deoderiser 
01:00 <fawks> Smells shmik
01:00 <Doodle> mm vanilla
01:00 <Doodle> my car smells like vanilla
01:00 <fawks> I scweam doona
01:00 <TheRon> i find vodka has the smell of teen spirit
01:00 <fawks> lol
01:00 <fawks> Teen inhibitions 
02:00 <Doodle> 402222222222
02:00 <Sponge> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYYc6Y4GB3s
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Skrillex Mothership Tour Live From Red Rocks (Date not found) 05:30:00 - Category: Music - - 12,847 likes (98.8%), 151 dislikes (1.2%)
02:00 <Doodle> ermergerd skrerlerx
02:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Skrillex - Ruffneck (FULL Flex).mp3 (9.02MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:51)
04:00 <fawks> Skrilexus
04:00 <fawks> Skids bro
04:00 <TheRon> bob seger - turn the page
04:00 <johninja> who is worse essonden or al quida?
04:00 <fawks> essonden
04:00 <johninja> at least al quida have some morals
04:00 <TheRon> welll......
05:00 <Doodle> al quaeda is a top bloke
05:00 <johninja> yep
05:00 <TheRon> fuck the process they're guilty
05:00 <fawks> essonden and al quida
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <Doodle> al quida is his lesser known cousin
05:00 <fawks> lol
05:00 <fawks> rofl
05:00 <Doodle> cousin #8856883
05:00 <Doodle> al quida
05:00 <johninja> he's not as fanatical, still has the cool beard
05:00 <fawks> Aka my very distant cousin 
06:00 <fawks> DRAGONS BABY
06:00 <Doodle> but he has don king hair
06:00 <Doodle> instead of a turban
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <fawks> Don king kong
06:00 <johninja> like the arab questlove
06:00 <Doodle> like elvira with a beard
06:00 <fawks> A few NRL players look like the Taliban 
06:00 <fawks> Dem beards 
06:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Mr Bungle - Desert Search for Techno Allah.mp3 (6.19MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:45)
07:00 <Doodle> lol i noticed
07:00 <TheRon> i'm not a terrorist, i'm swedish, backpacking in the name of allah
10:00 <couleurs> dare 2 zlatan
10:00 <TheRon> babt we were boen to run
10:00 <TheRon> baby we were born to run
11:00 <TheRon> when is the dees and north game?
11:00 <BlackDevil> skrillex is an awesome rap band
12:00 <johninja> i spit on your love
12:00 <johninja> and if you had a dog
12:00 <johninja> i'de spit on that tooooooooo
13:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c4q5xhzeS1Q
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Immature - "I Spit On Your Love" (Jan 6, 2008) 4:36 - Category: Comedy - 19,462 - 246 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
13:00 <couleurs> cracken pastachio nuts with me nuts
13:00 <johninja> yum
13:00 <couleurs> n u
13:00 <TheRon> i like to nibble on nobby's nuts
13:00 <johninja> i like to scatter the shells on the floor to anger the women folk
14:00 <BlackDevil> skrillex is good as wolfmuther
14:00 <couleurs> How Rude
14:00 <johninja> nah jks
14:00 <TheRon> this time i'm playing to win
15:00 <johninja> it just happens by accident sometimes when i am on a pistchio binge
15:00 <johninja> how many grams you do in one hit?
15:00 <johninja> i can do 400
15:00 <couleurs> dunno
15:00 <couleurs> done about 10
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <TheRon> is pistachio code?
15:00 <couleurs> 381 2 go
15:00 <johninja> you go girl
15:00 <couleurs> wait 391 2 go
15:00 <couleurs> LOL#MATHS
15:00 <johninja> i hate the ones that don't hve the split in
16:00 <johninja> what the fuck is with that
16:00 <TheRon> the st kilda west coast game is over
16:00 <johninja> i hope they both lost
16:00 <couleurs> crap i dropped a shell on me floor u fucken jinxed me
16:00 <johninja> lmao
17:00 <TheRon> damn it now i want chips and salasa
17:00 <johninja> i dunno what i'm gonna eat
17:00 <johninja> have steak and chicken
17:00 <johninja> but not hungry enough
17:00 <couleurs> i hate the 1's that are bad and they make u hope the next 1 isn't bad 2
17:00 <johninja> yeh sometimes you get a dodgy one
17:00 <johninja> ruins it 
17:00 <johninja> there is always one dick 
18:00 <johninja> what you should try is roasted chickpeas
18:00 <johninja> very delicious
19:00 <couleurs> yea
19:00 <BlackDevil> johninja
19:00 <BlackDevil> calculate 406
19:00 <johninja> BlackDevil
19:00 <BlackDevil> out of 75 4 3 5 3 and 10
19:00 <johninja> hmm
21:00 <couleurs> calculate this 8======D
21:00 <TheRon> i love salsa
21:00 <TheRon> long or wide?
21:00 <BlackDevil> pretty  small calculation
21:00 <simba> eagles game is only in the second quarter
21:00 <couleurs> i diden't no u were a dancer TheRon 
22:00 <BlackDevil> he was on dancing with the stars
22:00 <TheRon> no, the dip for the chips
22:00 <TheRon> doing the last lager waltz
23:00 <Doodle> me irl: https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10468362_775127279194039_5863340979268451295_n.jpg
23:00 <couleurs> u lil rippa
23:00 <couleurs> lol
24:00 <TheRon> do you go WARNEY!! whenevr you hear the name shane warne
24:00 <TheRon> i do
24:00 <couleurs> yes
24:00 <johninja> thats hard BlackDevil
24:00 <johninja> what is the solution?
25:00 <fawks> ROFL doodle
25:00 <fawks> That rules
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Serenity> dat butt
25:00 <Doodle> inorite
25:00 <Doodle> DATASSDOE
25:00 <fawks> 18-12 dragons baby
25:00 <BlackDevil> 5*75= 375
25:00 <BlackDevil> +3*10=30 = 405
26:00 <simba> Cram it, BlackDevil.
26:00 <BlackDevil> +4-3=1 = 406
26:00 <johninja> n1
26:00 <johninja> maybe he really does go too harvard
26:00 <fawks> too harvard
26:00 <BlackDevil> harvard?
26:00 <TheRon> landslide
27:00 <Serenity> my eyebrows feel hot
27:00 <Serenity> HOT
27:00 <TheRon> great song
27:00 <fawks> Put your head in the freezer 
27:00 <johninja> aardvark
27:00 <Serenity> put ur butt in the freezer
27:00 <johninja> lol frozen but
27:00 <johninja> great summer snck
27:00 <fawks> I can't reaxh
27:00 <fawks> :'(
27:00 <Serenity> lolol
28:00 <johninja> i like how people name their companies AAAAAA storage
28:00 <johninja> so they get 1st in the paper
28:00 <fawks> Marketing 101
28:00 <fawks> lol
28:00 <TheRon> genius
28:00 <couleurs> <Pieter> I put mah meth in da freezer :P
28:00 <fawks> Fuck yes line drop out 
28:00 <johninja> gogoog
28:00 <TheRon> yes he does!
28:00 <fawks> Gordon is so ugly 
28:00 <fawks> He makes me wanna vomit 
29:00 <TheRon> goony goo goo.....what the fuck is goony goo goo??
29:00 <johninja> i used to live near the broncos training ground
29:00 <johninja> gordon tallis swears a LOT
29:00 <johninja> like every second word
29:00 <Serenity> oh you just reminded me i need to redownload that
29:00 <couleurs> np
29:00 <fawks> Nah this guy is something Gordon 
30:00 <johninja> i wish cooper would remind me to do stuff
30:00 <TheRon> go on take the money and run
30:00 <fawks> Who is cooper 
30:00 <TheRon> cronk?
30:00 <johninja> couleurs
30:00 <couleurs> don't 4 get 2 take out the trash n buy FiFa
30:00 <johninja> its a running gag
30:00 <fawks> LOL @ inbred Queenslanders stunned by the camera 
31:00 <johninja> ...
31:00 <johninja> oye
31:00 <fawks> Lmao
31:00 <fawks> He looks like Ellen degeneres 
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <johninja> gets all the lesbians
32:00 <TheRon> lesbians rule
32:00 <TheRon> only the attractive ones
32:00 <fawks> LOK
32:00 <johninja> yeh i don't like the bulldykes
32:00 <fawks> THAT BALL
32:00 <johninja> chip on their shoulder
32:00 <fawks> he bombed it and it went behind him
32:00 <fawks> Marshal rofl
32:00 <fawks> So asks 
32:00 <fawks> Awks*
33:00 <johninja> "omg your a guy, i must hate you (yeh but if you hate me back you are a homphobe)"
33:00 <Serenity> dem disableds got chips on dem shoulders
33:00 <Picard> fuck em
33:00 <BlackDevil> stebie
33:00 <BlackDevil> wait
33:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity
33:00 <BlackDevil> op me
33:00 <johninja> lol sounds like something you would see in school footy faux
33:00 <Serenity> piss off BlackDevil you're not funny
33:00 <Serenity> ever
33:00 <Picard> Matthew
34:00 <johninja> is thier a word for someone that hates straight people?
34:00 <johninja> its a serious issue
34:00 <TheRon> matthew
34:00 <johninja> heterophobe perhaps
35:00 <Picard> Matthew hates everyone, he has little man syndrome
35:00 <TheRon> a word for someone that hates straight people
35:00 <TheRon> matthew\
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <fawks> FIELD GOAL
36:00 <johninja> oh n1
36:00 <fawks> 19-12 baby
36:00 <fawks> 7 mins to go
36:00 <johninja> that should wrap it up eh
36:00 <Picard> Matthew is angry because his football team will have 6 players left very soon
36:00 <johninja> why don't more men watch netball?
36:00 <Picard> perv factor is good johninja
36:00 <johninja> it is
36:00 <johninja> pretty boring game though i guess
37:00 <Picard> ive seen the melbourne vixens play
37:00 <milk> the big waggle is on!
37:00 <Picard> i thinks thats their name'
37:00 <Serenity> ffffucking hell my blackboard wont log in
37:00 <johninja> i just had to click the link on facebook to see who they were
37:00 <fawks> Picard was escorted out for jerking off in the crowd
37:00 <johninja> yeh you are right
37:00 <TheRon> where's the vixens party?? i reckon i could be in there
37:00 <Picard> fawk lies. i was jerking off to a pic of your feet
37:00 <couleurs> Picard bought a blanket 2 the match
37:00 <Picard> fawks can i cum on your feet?
38:00 <johninja> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/sport/netball/melbourne-vixens-win-anz-championship-grand-final-against-queensland-firebirds/story-fnibc0ud-1226960253002 
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> peeps n freaks
38:00 <johninja> well theres an old chatter
38:00 <couleurs> hi katatonic_kate01 wb missed u
38:00 <Doodle> [16:37] <Picard> fawk lies. i was jerking off on the crowd not in the crowd
38:00 <johninja> i like the 01 part
38:00 <johninja> you seem younger
38:00 <Picard> lol Doodle
38:00 <katatonic_kate01> *waves*
38:00 <johninja> perhaps a little TOO younger
38:00 <Doodle> hai katatonic_kate01
39:00 <Picard> Doodle i will cum on your face
39:00 <Doodle> you bloody well will not
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <Picard> oh yes i will lol
39:00 <katatonic_kate01> oh hai there
39:00 <johninja> on his boobs or gtfo
39:00 <Picard> and Matthew will lick it off
39:00 <johninja> disturbing
39:00 <BlackDevil> i wasnt trying to funny
39:00 <Picard> johninja u ever tasted your own cum?
39:00 <johninja> yeh once
39:00 <johninja> its pretty gross
40:00 <Picard> enjoy it?
40:00 <johninja> i don't expect chicks to swallow 
40:00 <johninja> nah
40:00 <BlackDevil> johninja
40:00 <Picard> im going to eat my cum on cam when fawks and Serenity watch
40:00 <BlackDevil> knock knock
40:00 <Doodle> so never?
40:00 <Picard> fawks is very very keen
40:00 <johninja> who's there BlackDevil
40:00 <Doodle> yeah i bet
40:00 <Picard> Serenity is a little harder to crack
40:00 <fawks> Dragons babyyyyy
40:00 <Picard> fawks 
40:00 <johninja> w00p
40:00 <BlackDevil> no one you fuck, it was a knock knock ditch
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <Serenity> ffs shut up im trying to study
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> did someone just boob or get the fuck out me
41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Jefferson Starship - Sarah.mp3 (4.53MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:56)
41:00 <katatonic_kate01> COCKS OUT BOYS!
41:00 <johninja> i liked the "you fuck" part
41:00 <Picard> Serenity are u keen to see me cum and eat it?
41:00 <Doodle> mine is out
41:00 <johninja> that is something i would say
41:00 <johninja> mine is in hibernation for winter
41:00 <Serenity> im really not
41:00 <johninja> inverted
41:00 <Doodle> mine has popped off into town for some bread
42:00 <johninja> hopefully it stays away from the donuts this time
42:00 <fawks> Omg
42:00 <fawks> Titans just scored 
42:00 <milk> Oh no no no, dearey me! The Cleveland Indians will win the championship!
42:00 <couleurs> hope he didn't take da datsun 
42:00 <fawks> Omg.
42:00 <johninja> up by one?
42:00 <Doodle> no he pogo'd
42:00 <fawks> 19-18
42:00 <johninja> how long:
42:00 <fawks> A minute 
42:00 <johninja> (left in the game)
42:00 <fawks> Fuck
43:00 <fawks> Omg.
43:00 <fawks> Footy gives me anxiety 
43:00 <johninja> i think i might have dim sims
43:00 <fawks> HOW CSJ YOU THINK OF DIM SIMS
43:00 <johninja> or something asian
43:00 <johninja> lol
43:00 <fawks> AT A CRUCIAL TIME
43:00 <johninja> sorry..
43:00 <johninja> GO DRAGINS
44:00 <fawks> At least spell dragons right gosh 
44:00 <johninja> :p
44:00 <fawks> OK titans knocked on
44:00 <johninja> GO DRAGONS
44:00 <Picard> cam time fawks?
44:00 <johninja> CHOKE
44:00 <fawks> This fat cunt dancing in the crowd looks like Picard rofl
44:00 <johninja> i'm still thinking about dim sims
44:00 <fawks> He's equally as bald
44:00 <johninja> fuck
44:00 <Picard> it is me
44:00 <TheRon> johninja who does jarrad hayne play for?
44:00 <Picard> u stupid skank
44:00 <johninja> parra
44:00 <katatonic_kate01> ya mum
44:00 <johninja> i beleive
44:00 <TheRon> wd
44:00 <fawks> WOOOOOOOO
44:00 <fawks> we won 
45:00 <johninja> has benny barba played this season for the broncs?
45:00 <fawks> :')
45:00 <TheRon> brad fittler?
45:00 <johninja> thats a HUGE signing
45:00 <johninja> he PLYED for the roosters
45:00 <fawks> Benny Barba need sto be shof
45:00 <fawks> Shot
45:00 <johninja> at redemption
45:00 <johninja> he's no julian oneil
46:00 <fawks> I want a rabbit 
46:00 <johninja> :/
46:00 <johninja> i don't get the appeal
46:00 <fawks> But CBF looking after it
46:00 <fawks> I just want it to be cute 
46:00 <TheRon> inglis?
46:00 <johninja> i have some nice goldfish though
46:00 <fawks> E
46:00 <johninja> roosters
46:00 <johninja> oops
46:00 <johninja> no
46:00 <johninja> rabbits
46:00 <johninja> where i come from rabbits are a pest
46:00 <TheRon> ray warren?
47:00 <Picard> u are a pest
47:00 <johninja> so yeh i doubt i could own one as a pet
47:00 <fawks> I been researching 
47:00 <fawks> Apparently females are more vicious
47:00 <fawks> But males hump everything 
47:00 <fawks> So like humans 
47:00 <johninja> they breed heaps lol
47:00 <johninja> haha
47:00 <fawks> I wanted a cat but rabbits are cuter
47:00 <johninja> i just reckon they would be boring
47:00 <fawks> Well I don't want it to dance for me gosh
47:00 <johninja> sitting around eating lettuce and pooping all day
48:00 <TheRon> they really do fuck like rabbits?
48:00 <fawks> Ahh the life
48:00 <Doodle> [16:47] <fawks> But males hump everything 
48:00 <Doodle> so do the rabbits
48:00 <johninja> my fishies are quite pretty
48:00 <fawks> Yes doodle I already made that joke
48:00 <fawks> lol
48:00 <fawks> :P
48:00 <johninja> lol
48:00 <Doodle> oh
48:00 <Doodle> i've been sick ok
48:00 <fawks> Fish are boring 
48:00 <fawks> You can't walk or cuddle them
48:00 <couleurs> rabbits shit n stink up da room like beagle
48:00 <johninja> hmm
48:00 <fawks> lmao
48:00 <johninja> you could
48:00 <johninja> but yeh
48:00 <fawks> .
48:00 <fawks> You'd walk your dish 
48:00 <fawks> Fish
48:00 <fawks> Lol
48:00 <Doodle> hermit crab
48:00 <johninja> lol on a skateboard
48:00 <Picard> male rabbits cum as fast as johninja, literally seconds and its over
48:00 <fawks> Imagine it flopping on the sidewalk
49:00 <TheRon> happy birthday helen
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <johninja> walking a rabbit could be fun
49:00 <Serenity> did you know female rabbits can get pregnant while theyre pregnant
49:00 <Picard> then they fall off backwards with their legs in the air
49:00 <fawks> Yeah they have little leashes for them 
49:00 <fawks> Its cute 
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Doop - Doop.mp3 (4.33MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:09)
49:00 <Picard> they are tasty
49:00 <fawks> .
49:00 <johninja> female kangaroos can carry a fetilised egg inside them for around a year
49:00 <Doodle> rabbit is ok
49:00 <fawks> srop
49:00 <fawks> Stop
50:00 <Serenity> ^
50:00 <Doodle> :/
50:00 <fawks> Sif eatrabbit 
50:00 <fawks> U turds
50:00 <Doodle> uh
50:00 <Doodle> theyre pests
50:00 <TheRon> tastes like chicken
50:00 <Picard> rabbit is great
50:00 <Doodle> nothing wrong with eating a shot rabbit
50:00 <Doodle> unless its diseased
50:00 <fawks> So is my ex bf but I wouldn't eat him
50:00 <fawks> Again.
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <TheRon> i've skinned a rabbit
50:00 <Picard> little bit stringy if its not cooked well
50:00 <fawks> Ew
50:00 <fawks> Stop it
50:00 <Doodle> rabbit stew
50:00 <Doodle> pick out the shot
51:00 <TheRon> not that hard once you get going
51:00 <johninja> i bet you will put bowties all over the rabbit if you get one lol
51:00 <Serenity> i have nutella and banana on crumpets
51:00 <fawks> How'd you know 
51:00 <fawks> I did that to my guinea pig
51:00 <fawks> lol
51:00 <johninja> haha
51:00 <fawks> He was gau
51:00 <fawks> Gay
51:00 <fawks> :')
51:00 <fawks> Bubbles
51:00 <TheRon> fun putting the nets down and sending in the ferret
51:00 <johninja> lol@bubbles
52:00 <fawks> I'm terrible with pets 
52:00 <fawks> I forgot to feed him for a week when I went away and he must have gotten so skinny he escaped 
52:00 <johninja> :/
52:00 <fawks> Ewps
52:00 <fawks> lol
52:00 <TheRon> my cat died of the flu
52:00 <johninja> i suffocated both of mine as a kid
52:00 <fawks> Aw
52:00 <TheRon> it flu under a truck
52:00 <fawks> Rofl
52:00 <fawks> I loved squeezing his tummy
52:00 <johninja> they were running around everywhere so i put them under a bucket
52:00 <fawks> He'd benlike
52:00 <fawks> EE
52:00 <fawks> eeeee
52:00 <fawks> LOL
52:00 <johninja> turns out they can't breathe through plastic
52:00 <fawks> uh
52:00 <fawks> rofl
53:00 <fawks> That's terrible
53:00 <johninja> yeh :/
53:00 <Serenity> =/
53:00 <johninja> i was like 5
53:00 <fawks> Oh
53:00 <Serenity> wtf u guys are mental
53:00 <fawks> That's ok
53:00 <johninja> feltbadman
53:00 <fawks> My friend is mental 
53:00 <fawks> She bought a mouse just so she could kill it
53:00 <fawks> She smashed it with a baseball bat at the park
53:00 <fawks> rofl
53:00 <TheRon> hunters - say goodbye
53:00 <johninja> gawd
53:00 <simba> that is fucked up
53:00 <Serenity> thats genuine psychopathic behaviour
53:00 <fawks> Shes very sane 
54:00 <fawks> LOL
54:00 <johninja> you have a mousekill vid too simba
54:00 <Serenity> shes sane she just loves killing things.. ... ..
54:00 <fawks> Its like putting a mousetrap in your house 
54:00 <fawks> Who cares she doesn't go stabbing people in shopping centres 
54:00 <simba> lol
54:00 <johninja> not yet..
54:00 <johninja> :p
54:00 <fawks> Lol
54:00 <simba> sif u cant admit how insane that is
55:00 <johninja> its mice though
55:00 <fawks> its crazy but that's her shes hilarious 
55:00 <Picard> simba u weak dog cunt
55:00 <johninja> i'm ok with it
55:00 <TheRon> i brother put his cat down at the vet, my dad said it would've been cheaper getting a bucket
55:00 <couleurs> yep if your mousetrap is a baseball bat...
55:00 <fawks> lmao
55:00 <johninja> mice don't have feelings
55:00 <Serenity> im not sure its the same as mouse traps lol.
55:00 <Serenity> buying something for teh purpose of smashing it to kill it is nuts lol
56:00 <fawks> Yeah damn people who cook lobsters 
56:00 <johninja> i would buy picard to smash it and kill it
56:00 <simba> yea its worse than having kids when ur not ready
56:00 <Serenity> did she eat the mouse?
56:00 <Doodle> well that escalated quickly
56:00 <couleurs> thank u Dr Obvious M.D.
56:00 <fawks> If she did would that be more insane 
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <johninja> scun it and ate it
57:00 <fawks> So people who buy kill and cook crabs and eat it are PSYCHOPATHS
57:00 <Picard> simba why are u a rat cunt?????????????
57:00 <fawks> O NO
57:00 <johninja> oooh
57:00 <Serenity> no
57:00 <johninja> nice comeback
57:00 <Serenity> its not the same thing youre being silly now
57:00 <johninja> its awn
57:00 <fawks> why not
57:00 <Serenity> just because its a mouse doesnt mean the behaviour isnt any less weird
57:00 <couleurs> wb kinda_katatonicmale01
57:00 <fawks> So how do you justify my crab comment 
57:00 <Serenity> would it be ok to buy a cat and bash it up to kill it
57:00 <fawks> Why is that different 
57:00 <Serenity> i dont justify it. its food. its not cruel
57:00 <fawks> lollll
57:00 <fawks> its food
57:00 <simba> buying a mouse from a pet store with the intention of killing it for fun isnt the same as buying seafood for dinner
57:00 <fawks> It was alive
58:00 <simba> Come now
58:00 <couleurs> pwned
58:00 <Picard> simba i wish someone would kill u
58:00 <TheRon> how do you make a cat go woof?
58:00 <Doodle> lghtly seared mouse thigh steaks in a white wine and shallot sauce
58:00 <Picard> and eat you
58:00 <johninja> lol Doodle
58:00 <TheRon> douse it in petrol and light it
58:00 <TheRon> woof!
58:00 <johninja> tenderised with a baseball bat
58:00 <Serenity> i genuinely gagged doodle
58:00 <Doodle> lol
58:00 <Doodle> i aim to please
58:00 <johninja> i was thinking just stick a skewer in it and cook over a lighter
58:00 <Serenity> rooster would love it
59:00 <johninja> hobostyle
59:00 <Doodle> good grief
59:00 <Doodle> peel it first at least
59:00 <fawks> Lmao
59:00 <TheRon> 4 non blondes - whats going on?
59:00 <fawks> A mouse spit
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <Doodle> we dissected mice at school
59:00 <fawks> Omg you psychpathd 
59:00 <Doodle> whatever you do dont cut open the shit bag
59:00 <johninja> we did frogs
59:00 <Serenity> those little kebab stickt hings
59:00 <Serenity> -t
59:00 <johninja> yeh
59:00 <fawks> How do you dissect them
59:00 <Doodle> of course what did everyone do
59:00 <fawks> Dare*
59:00 <Doodle> i had no choice
59:00 <Doodle> it was that or fail
00:00 <Doodle> we did frogs and fish too
00:00 <johninja> i wonder how vegans would feel about that
00:00 <Doodle> and dissected them
00:00 <Serenity> if you genuinely cant see how thats psycho behaviour fawks... im a little worried tbh i know youre making fun of it but thats fucken weird behaviour
00:00 <TheRon> north are playing down to melbourne level
00:00 <couleurs> me 2
00:00 <fawks> Its crazy but its her, and shes smart enough to know its psych and to differentiate between killing a tiny mouse and a human being lol
00:00 <fawks> Psycho*
00:00 <Doodle> @mp3 S.mouse! - Squashed Nigga.mp3 (7.68MB 320kbps Joint Stereo 3:21)
00:00 <fawks> LOL DOODLE
00:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <Doodle> haha
01:00 <TheRon> grandmother fucker?
01:00 <johninja> it is a tendancy though
01:00 <simba> we should be thankful she cant buy human beings!!
01:00 <Doodle> what was that one where he shit on the cop car
01:00 <Serenity> i dont think intelligence has anything to do with it tbh
01:00 <Serenity> most psychopaths are super intelligent
01:00 <johninja> ty
01:00 <Doodle> <-
01:00 <Doodle> we're also modest
01:00 <Doodle> and liars
01:00 <Serenity> and Doodle has a freezer full of hookers so..
01:00 <Serenity> CASE CLOSED
01:00 <couleurs> yeh i'm intelligence
01:00 <fawks> no one can tell me how its different from my crab comment.. Other than 'its food' that's dumb. If people ate mice would that be OK? ... What if she bought a rabbit and ddi the same thing .. Is it OK cos itS food?
01:00 <Doodle> i have a new freezer sezz
01:00 <Doodle> -80 deg
01:00 <Doodle> need an axe to get in the cunt
02:00 <Doodle> and.. to get out
02:00 <simba> its not ok 2 kill anything for fun
02:00 <Serenity> because its not the intent to purpose injure someone out of personal gane fawks. killing for food isnt for a laugh or to get off which clearly she got something from it out of. personal joy to kill another
02:00 <Serenity> tahts how its different
02:00 <Doodle> not that anyone ever gets out
02:00 <johninja> how long do you thaw them out for before they are good to have sex with again?
02:00 <Serenity> gain*
02:00 <TheRon> dees are gonna win
02:00 <Doodle> i dont have sex with them i'm not sick
02:00 <Picard> simba yes it is
02:00 <johninja> i like it when they are still a little frozen
02:00 <johninja> oh ok
03:00 <Picard> im sure panda would kill u for fun simba
03:00 <Serenity> its actually really weird to purposely go and buy something to beat it up and kill it for no other reason than personal joy
03:00 <Doodle> i like frozen cheesecake
03:00 <fawks> Lmao
03:00 <Doodle> is that psychopathic
03:00 <Serenity> yes
03:00 <fawks> I'm cracking up thinking about it
03:00 <Doodle> :(
03:00 <Serenity> cause frozen cheesecake is gross
03:00 <Picard> my mate buys live mice to feed his snake
03:00 <Doodle> WHAT
03:00 <fawks> how dumb it is
03:00 <Doodle> its the best
03:00 <johninja> well what about someone that goes out hunting?
03:00 <johninja> is that different too?
03:00 <Serenity> i dont like hunting either tbh
03:00 <Doodle> my old man hunts foxes but he sure as fuck doesnt eat them
03:00 <fawks> They're psychos john
03:00 <johninja> mybe she just wanted to hunt mice with her bt
04:00 <TheRon> can mike hunt?
04:00 <Serenity> honestly faux would it be any different if she did it to a kitten or a puppy
04:00 <milk> hmmm, massive waves of soviet infantry with masses of soviet technology....
04:00 <Serenity> or is it just the mouse you're fixated on
04:00 <fawks> No but that's what I'm saying 
04:00 <simba> i see hunting in a similar bracket to buying a mouse just to kill it, if your hobby is paying big money to have this field to yourself where you can kill animals you are a small minded person
04:00 <Doodle> no
04:00 <fawks> That's why I made my crab comment 
04:00 <Doodle> huting for vermin is different
04:00 <Doodle> than game hunting
04:00 <Picard> simba u are a fuckhead
04:00 <Serenity> ... that doesnt even make sense
04:00 <fawks> Its no different ... Yet peooel see one as psybotic and one as not
04:00 <fawks> People*
04:00 <fawks> With proper spelling etc
05:00 <Serenity> if i went out n caught crabs to sit there smashing them up to get my jollies off
05:00 <fawks> That's my point and it makes perfect sense 
05:00 <Serenity> thats fucking psycho
05:00 <Picard> killing foxes and kangaroos is good
05:00 <Doodle> sezz caught crabs
05:00 <Doodle> and smashed em up to get her jollies off
05:00 <Serenity> LOL doodle
05:00 <Picard> lol
05:00 <johninja> killing feral pigs is pretty boss
06:00 <milk> nup! not my problem!
06:00 <fawks> Didn't you bash a kangaroo with a torch once cos it was trying to drown your dog
06:00 <johninja> yeh lol
06:00 <fawks> Lmao
06:00 <Serenity> .
06:00 <fawks> That story rules
06:00 <Picard> fawks am i a bad person because u breed sheep and kill and eat them?????
06:00 <milk> we we're quite clear about this
06:00 <Serenity> oh god trying to have a convo and heres milk
06:00 <Picard> i****
06:00 <Serenity> being captain fucking nut case
06:00 <fawks> I killed a cockroach today for fun brb planning on massacring a primary school 
06:00 <milk> if you bred up massive waves of infantry and used them, we would deploy massive nuclear weapons retaliation
06:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <fawks> Brb I need to wee
07:00 <couleurs> still eating my pistachios i'm gonna break records
07:00 <Serenity> im glad you find it amusing
07:00 <johninja> milk has been watching too much RT
07:00 <simba> i OD'd on cashews b4
07:00 <Serenity> brb letting me kids kill kittens coz is funny
07:00 <milk> you talk horseshit johninja
07:00 <Doodle> brb not going anywhere
07:00 <johninja> the sarcasm is hurting my eyes
08:00 <couleurs> Ka$heWs
08:00 <johninja> i just went with the mixed nuts the other day
08:00 <johninja> got ripped off though
08:00 <johninja> 98% fucking peanuts
08:00 <milk> it's ok, you can't see it on TV, but the USSR is having the fuck nuked out of it
08:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10426763_253616064827103_3892387509484658400_n.jpg
08:00 <Serenity> rofl.. unlucky
08:00 <Doodle> lol
08:00 <Doodle> SURPRISE, BACON
08:00 <TheRon> you plsying red alert again?
08:00 <johninja> fapfapfap
08:00 <Serenity> LOL
09:00 <couleurs> 6.9 6.9 6.9 from teh judges 
09:00 <johninja> oh gross
09:00 <johninja> she's probs like 14
09:00 <milk> TheRon, whipping out the big finger waggle mate?
09:00 <TheRon> yes?!
09:00 <milk> look out your window
09:00 <johninja> milk who woudl win in a fight between burt reynolds and sean connery?
10:00 <johninja> i think the buildup would be the best part
10:00 <Serenity> sean
10:00 <johninja> yeh probs 
10:00 <milk> oh oh oh, the russian!
10:00 <Doodle> no way
10:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10320588_844256588920418_6625232525143118027_n.jpg
10:00 <fawks> Ahh relief 
10:00 <milk> Moscow is ash
10:00 <Doodle> didnt burt throw loni anderson in a ditch once
10:00 <Doodle> he'd kick ass
10:00 <TheRon> putin will soon be our overlord
10:00 <johninja> step up from abbott tbh
11:00 <TheRon> yeah well
11:00 <Doodle> putin on the ritz
11:00 <milk> sure, ok, like Delhi didn't just go up in a nuclear flash
11:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Taco - Puttin' On The Ritz.mp3 (4.75MB 192kbps Stereo 3:27)
11:00 <TheRon> there goes my hero, watch him as he goes
11:00 <Doodle> m taco
11:00 <milk> I got got one for ya, send in another sputnik!
11:00 <TheRon> but not tuna taco
11:00 <johninja> better get down to your bunker milk
12:00 <Doodle> beef taco thx\
12:00 <johninja> we'll tell you when it is ok to come out
12:00 <milk> not enough curry munchers died in the last attack
12:00 <simba> who doesnt love curry tho
12:00 <johninja> do they call us steak munchers?
12:00 <johninja> fuck
13:00 <johninja> maybe i will eat that steak
13:00 <johninja> thats the thing with hunger...if you hang on long enough you get hungrier
13:00 <TheRon> the south africans call us sheep fuckers
13:00 <Doodle> gazelle fuckers
13:00 <milk> seriously? a nigger in a mobile tomb?
13:00 <Serenity> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edZjdgU0asM&feature=youtu.be
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Holly Willoughby loses her cool with Katie Hopkins in ANOTHER class row on 'This Morning' (Date not found) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 13,676,191 - 32,353 likes (77.8%), 9,241 dislikes (22.2%)
13:00 <milk> what next?
14:00 <fawks> You're gonna miss me by my walk you're gonna miss me by my taco
14:00 <fawks> .
14:00 <Doodle> :o
14:00 <johninja> i like how that guy with no legs killed his missus
14:00 <Doodle> shroom taco
14:00 <johninja> very inspirational
14:00 <Serenity> was it saemon
14:00 <johninja> disabled people can really do anything
14:00 <Doodle> lol as if he would have a missus
14:00 <Serenity> TOUCHE
14:00 <Doodle> more like 'legless man kills blind deaf masochist'
14:00 <johninja> oscar pretorious
15:00 <TheRon> he sued the chewbacca defence
15:00 <TheRon> used
15:00 <Serenity> legless man kills hooker
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <Doodle> with jug of piss
15:00 <couleurs> lucky he had a hand gun and not a feet gun...
15:00 <johninja> ..
15:00 <Serenity> hahaha gross
15:00 <Doodle> lol
15:00 <Doodle> i didnt say how
15:00 <fawks> Yuck
15:00 <Doodle> loool couleurs
15:00 <johninja> do you wear slippers Doodle?
16:00 <Doodle> no
16:00 <Doodle> i'm not 70
16:00 <johninja> interesting
16:00 <johninja> how do you keep your feet warm on those long cold lonely nights?
16:00 <Doodle> socks
16:00 <johninja> ahh
16:00 <johninja> i rock some moccasins
16:00 <johninja> pretty warm
16:00 <Doodle> if i got slippers i would never vacuum
17:00 <johninja> its like slippers for people who don't like slippers
17:00 <Doodle> cos i only vacuum so nothing goes through my foot
17:00 <johninja> haha yeh
17:00 <johninja> oh
17:00 <johninja> i thought you were a clean freak
17:00 <Doodle> i am i just hate vacuuming
17:00 <johninja> yeh i getya there
17:00 <TheRon> supergrass - alright
17:00 <Doodle> chewn
18:00 <Serenity> i got a spare cat out of my vacuum
18:00 <Doodle> lol i saw
18:00 <johninja> i ripped up all my carpet at home
18:00 <Doodle> i think i have one in mine
18:00 <johninja> just went with the chipboard for a bit
18:00 <johninja> then got some floating wooden ones
18:00 <Serenity> i had to take it apart to find the blockage
18:00 <TheRon> some people even use their vacuum on their floors
18:00 <Doodle> i do that
18:00 <johninja> i only really use it for glass
18:00 <simba> not me i vaccum the curtains
18:00 <Doodle> i even vacuum the bath
18:00 <johninja> someone smashed a big sheet of glass here the other night
18:00 <johninja> so yeh..
18:00 <Doodle> oh gay
18:00 <johninja> it went all through the house
19:00 <Serenity> i vacuum my boob cases
19:00 <Serenity> ....
19:00 <Doodle> LOL
19:00 <Serenity> book. cases
19:00 <johninja> lol
19:00 <Doodle> uhuh
19:00 <Serenity> ahaha fuck
19:00 <johninja> you keep them in a case huh
19:00 <johninja> if i had boobs like that i would too
19:00 <Doodle> she has interchangeable sets
19:00 <johninja> or maybe mount them on the wall
19:00 <Serenity> ive got me madonnas on today
19:00 <Doodle> theyre all massive tho
19:00 <johninja> like an animals head
19:00 <TheRon> if i had boobs my hands would never be free
19:00 <Doodle> lolol
19:00 <Doodle> madonna 'i've been shot in the back with a couple of scud missiles' ciccone?
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <johninja> like a virgin
20:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Weird Al Yankovic - Like A Surgeon.mp3 (3.25MB 128kbps Stereo 3:32)
20:00 <johninja> haha
20:00 <Doodle> i watched her erotica video the other day
20:00 <TheRon> nobody bought that she was a virgin
20:00 <Doodle> it wasnt that sexy
20:00 <Doodle> i didnt even get a soft on
21:00 <Doodle> i kpet thinking of her gristly inner thighs
21:00 <Doodle> *kept
21:00 <Serenity> D:
21:00 <Doodle> and her man hands
21:00 <johninja> its her arm flaps tht do it for me
21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Darkness - Dinner Lady Arms.mp3 (7.5MB 128kbps Stereo 8:11)
21:00 <johninja> imagine wrapping her arm flaps around your dick and wanking off
21:00 <johninja> new sensation
21:00 <Serenity> ok stop
22:00 <couleurs> HaMMeR TiMe
22:00 <johninja> don't do it
22:00 <Doodle> lololol
22:00 <Doodle> armflapjob
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <Doodle> hot
24:00 <johninja> does your cat shed much?
24:00 <johninja> my old dog was a HUGE pain like that
24:00 <Doodle> @mp3 INXS - New Sensation.mp3 (5.13MB 128kbps Stereo 5:36)
24:00 <Doodle> yeah
24:00 <Doodle> one of my cats sheds like crazy
25:00 <johninja> i think if i lived closer in i would hve just got her hydrobathed
25:00 <TheRon> jimmy barnes - when your love is gone
25:00 <johninja> dunno if they do that for cats tho
25:00 <Doodle> lol
25:00 <Doodle> no
25:00 <Doodle> brush your cat
25:00 <johninja> i carried my old one near a lake once
25:00 <johninja> ended up with some nice marks
25:00 <Doodle> you can get deoderiser stuff you rub/brush through them
25:00 <Doodle> if theyre dirty
26:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
26:00 <johninja> they generally keep themselves clean 
26:00 <Doodle> i had some when we had a samoyed
26:00 <johninja> dogs only really keep their genitals clean
26:00 <Doodle> cos he was a cunt to give a bath to
26:00 <TheRon> is brasil doing a good job with the world cup?
26:00 <TheRon> other than the poor people being put out
26:00 <Doodle> no idea
26:00 <johninja> well its better than anticipated
26:00 <johninja> no HUGE riots yet
26:00 <TheRon> i've heard no complaints
26:00 <johninja> the stadiums got built
27:00 <TheRon> nothing's collapsed yet
27:00 <johninja>  sinkhole did open up a few blocks from one of them
27:00 <johninja> but hey...its south america
27:00 <johninja> shit like that happens all the time
27:00 <johninja> probably the mexican digging tunnels again
28:00 <johninja> those cheeky little taco eaters
28:00 <TheRon> what exactly did brasil do with all the poor folk?
28:00 <TheRon> or is it best not to ask?
28:00 <johninja> i think as long as their team keeps winning everything will be ok
28:00 <johninja> if they go out?
28:00 <johninja> que riots
29:00 <TheRon> germany for the win
29:00 <johninja> yeh i like germany too
29:00 <johninja> argies mebe
30:00 <TheRon> i wish liechtenstein was in it
30:00 <TheRon> i just like saying liechtenstein
32:00 <johninja> fuckers keep sparking up the sweetpuff
33:00 <johninja> and i'm all dry
33:00 <TheRon> damn
33:00 <johninja> torment
33:00 <TheRon> hit someone up for some?
33:00 <johninja> not sure which neighbour it is lol
33:00 <Matthew> Mrs Mangle
33:00 <johninja> sometimes the whole hallway stinks of it
33:00 <TheRon> hi i couldn't help but notice......
33:00 <johninja> hah
33:00 <johninja> a
34:00 <johninja> what is your dream car TheRon?
34:00 <TheRon> i'm driving it
34:00 <TheRon> 78 torana sl
34:00 <johninja> XD pano?
34:00 <johninja> oh nice
34:00 <johninja> i would go for a stingray i reckon
35:00 <couleurs> orsem
35:00 <simba> stinga_69
35:00 <johninja> http://www.redclaysoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Black-1968-Corvette-Stingray-1024x670.jpg 
35:00 <couleurs> i'm on FiFa let's FiFa
35:00 <johninja> beast
35:00 <TheRon> breast
36:00 <TheRon> i can explain my love for breasts, i was bottlefed
36:00 <TheRon> can't\
36:00 <johninja> they are a nice texture
36:00 <johninja> soft but not TOO soft
36:00 <TheRon> creamy
36:00 <johninja> and bouncy
37:00 <johninja> whats not to love
37:00 <TheRon> something that fits nicely in your hand
37:00 <couleurs> crum
38:00 <johninja> i have a fear of getting locked on my balcony
38:00 <TheRon> get a rock
38:00 <johninja> yeh i think it would come to that
38:00 <johninja> flowerpot through the window
38:00 <TheRon> you can always replace a window
39:00 <johninja> i'll just try remember me phone
39:00 <johninja> but i guess they couldn't get in me house
39:00 <johninja> fuck
40:00 <TheRon> so......no hash plants in the backyard?
40:00 <johninja> nah got an inspection soon i think
40:00 <TheRon> damn
40:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hSottyQ5dw
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: RÜFÜS - Take Me (triple j One Night Stand) (Date not found) 4:09 - Category: Music - 16,554 - 132 likes (97.8%), 3 dislikes (2.2%)
41:00 <johninja> take on  me
41:00 <TheRon> take me on
41:00 <johninja> whats for dinner?
42:00 <TheRon> leftovr chicken and cashew
42:00 <johninja> nice one
42:00 <TheRon> they didnt have steamed rice ready so they made me fried rice instead
43:00 <TheRon> bonus
43:00 <johninja> lol odd
43:00 <johninja> i thought they would always have rice ready
43:00 <TheRon> i got there at 11
43:00 <johninja> ohhh well that explains it
43:00 <TheRon> and its a sunday
43:00 <johninja> rice goes bad quick too i have heard
43:00 <johninja> and onion
44:00 <TheRon> i'd still get there at ten and just chuck it on but thats just me
45:00 <couleurs> BvB
45:00 <johninja> I only posted this thoroughly unresearched, idealistic wank, so that I could show you that Europe and Germany are not actually part of the 'world'. https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10389184_10152569793132518_4157027740271936879_n.png 
45:00 <TheRon> i'm playing ac siena vs standard de liege
45:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <johninja> you fifa?
46:00 <johninja> thats a very random matchup
46:00 <TheRon> something old
46:00 <TheRon> i know very little about soccer
46:00 <TheRon> couleurs you know PES?
47:00 <johninja> siena are a bad italian team and standard leige are good (but only in belgium)
47:00 <johninja> try barcelona
47:00 <johninja> or real madrid
47:00 <TheRon> i like playing with the different formations
47:00 <couleurs> yes PES is a POS
48:00 <TheRon> no good?
48:00 <johninja> it was good for a few yers when fifa was shit
48:00 <johninja> from like 98-02
48:00 <couleurs> ya
49:00 <TheRon> GOAL!!!!!
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <johninja> PES doesn't have the liscense either
51:00 <couleurs> i'm 2-2 @ barcergayoner
51:00 <johninja> so ll the players get dodgy names
51:00 <johninja> maybe they do now
51:00 <johninja> but back in the day it was ammusing, they would make sure to misplace one letter in a guys nme
52:00 <TheRon> WHOOPS YELLOW CARD
52:00 <couleurs> BvB
53:00 <johninja> SpyVsSpy
53:00 <TheRon> all i'm doing is going wide\
54:00 <johninja> crosses eh
54:00 <TheRon> yeah and the long thru ball
54:00 <johninja> need a big striker for that
54:00 <johninja> and a fast one for through balls
54:00 <TheRon> scored one at the half
55:00 <simba> is this world cup italia 90 on mega drive
55:00 <TheRon> right about now the funk soul brother check it out now
55:00 <TheRon> PES 2010 or soemthing
56:00 <simba> Neat!!!!!!!!!
56:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10410137_689377544469393_817069124480801223_n.jpg?oh=f33266455c26a1b15577c8de6913d1f3&oe=541827DA&__gda__=1411008420_fdaebd7530525b9192d827a0770661cb 
56:00 <johninja> tool
56:00 <johninja> how would he even eat?
57:00 <TheRon> attacking midfielders, tend to use them more like strikers
57:00 <johninja> its so he can fit 3 dicks in his mouth at once
57:00 <simba> what af aggot
58:00 <Serenity> mmm 3 dicks
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <TheRon> a short dick man?
58:00 <simba> go da dees
58:00 <TheRon> ahhh 3 dicks not 3mmm dicks
59:00 <TheRon> my mistake
59:00 <Serenity> lol..
00:00 <couleurs> fucken barcer fagot bet me
01:00 <TheRon> arsehole
01:00 <couleurs> thank u
02:00 <TheRon> attacking mids, how do you use them?
02:00 <couleurs> make them attack
03:00 <TheRon> do you go thru them?
03:00 <johninja> yeh you can dribble past
03:00 <couleurs> yes
03:00 <couleurs> or long ball over the top 2 striker
03:00 <johninja> it really depends on the player
03:00 <couleurs> or out wide
03:00 <couleurs> diagonal ball
03:00 <johninja> some are quick and agile
03:00 <johninja> others are creative
03:00 <TheRon> i tend to use the defensive and centrals to go out wide
03:00 <couleurs> or a thru ball on the ground 
03:00 <johninja> your wingers and fullbacks should be wide
04:00 <simba> hard 2 use CAMs with two strikers
05:00 <couleurs> BvB
06:00 <TheRon> cam's?
06:00 <simba> centre attacking mid = CAM
07:00 <TheRon> i got am's and cm' and dm's
07:00 <johninja> not all teams have an attacking mid
07:00 <TheRon> no
07:00 <johninja> if you want to play wide you should get some wingers
08:00 <johninja> maybe a 433
08:00 <johninja> or 451
08:00 <TheRon> it mainly stops me getting scored against
10:00 <johninja> who would win in a fistfight between boy george and prince?
10:00 <Serenity> prince for sure
10:00 <TheRon> prince is tiny
10:00 <johninja> apparently he is good at basketball though
10:00 <johninja> but yeh george has a big weight advantage
10:00 <Serenity> boy geroge would be a scardey cat
10:00 <johninja> yeh probs
11:00 <johninja> scream hystericaly
11:00 <Serenity> yeah man
11:00 <Serenity> imagine those tiny prince fists
11:00 <Serenity> boney as hell
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <johninja> pow pow pow pow
11:00 <TheRon> i got a dmf 2 cmf's and a amf with two strikers, straight down the middle??
11:00 <johninja> like little hammers
11:00 <Serenity> yeah
11:00 <simba> go TheRon u rock
12:00 <TheRon> i do
12:00 <johninja> control possesion
12:00 <johninja> basically try draw someone over to tackle you then pass it
12:00 <couleurs> get ps3 and fifa 14 ron u can b our protoge 
12:00 <johninja> they can't win without the ball m8
12:00 <simba> death by futebol
14:00 <TheRon> master yoda
14:00 <johninja> love is a battlefield
15:00 <TheRon> i'm listening to haim
15:00 <johninja> not sure wether to drink, msterbate, try pick up chicks
15:00 <johninja> so confused
15:00 <johninja> maybe i will do them all
15:00 <couleurs> what happen 2 ur dream girl
15:00 <TheRon> some chicks like all three
16:00 <johninja> gone the way of the birds
16:00 <johninja> we fight too much
16:00 <johninja> its like a roler coaster
16:00 <johninja> so yeh fuck that shit
16:00 <TheRon> damn women
16:00 <couleurs> :o
17:00 <TheRon> johninja you were no rollercoaster?
17:00 <johninja> ;)
18:00 <Serenity> who would win a fight between homer simpson and peter griffin
18:00 <johninja> hmm
18:00 <johninja> peter i reckon
18:00 <TheRon> i've seen peter griffen fight
18:00 <johninja> have seen im take a pounding from that chicken
18:00 <Serenity> lool
18:00 <TheRon> honer not so much
18:00 <johninja> and he still gets up
18:00 <simba> a question for the ages *puts on thinking cap*
18:00 <johninja> homer gets beaten up pretty good too though
19:00 <johninja> mainly by objects
19:00 <johninja> might go crywank in the shower
19:00 <johninja> bbs
19:00 <TheRon> one summer, i'll find a way
19:00 <couleurs> 2-1 BvB FUkC BAYERN
19:00 <Serenity> tears make great lube
19:00 <johninja> :p
20:00 <TheRon> in melbourne we have the lube mobile?
20:00 <Serenity> i think everywhere has the lube mobile
20:00 <simba> 13 30 32
21:00 <TheRon> that is for cars right?
21:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B01uuACXg-s#t=17
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Fails of the Week 2 October 2013 (Date not found) 3:48 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 348,031 - 126 likes (63.3%), 73 dislikes (36.7%)
21:00 <simba> Fails of the Week.
22:00 <Serenity> who would win in a fight between simba and couleurs
22:00 <simba> 3-3 draw
22:00 <TheRon> simba strikes me as a hit in the nuts and run kind of guy
23:00 <simba> u would have to run or i would kill u 
23:00 <TheRon> hey look i'm a kick in the nuts and run guy
23:00 <couleurs> wow i got 90% shot accuracy 
23:00 <TheRon> no shame in that
23:00 <couleurs> AutoAimBot
24:00 <simba> i prefer fighting with words because hurting your hands is silly
24:00 <TheRon> nice
24:00 <simba> u need them 4 making sandwiches 
24:00 <TheRon> serenity and mew in a cat fight?
24:00 <couleurs> and playstation 
24:00 <g^style> and sega
24:00 <Serenity> mew would win for sure
24:00 <Serenity> im a wuss
25:00 <g^style> and atari
25:00 <simba> depends what theyre fighting over
25:00 <TheRon> sorry i was just imagining
25:00 <Serenity> i am fatter than her so if i could sit on her if just hold her down n slap her
25:00 <simba> fuck u dees
26:00 <TheRon> yes fuck u dees
26:00 <johninja> lol simba
26:00 <couleurs> lol at the socceroos complaining they can't train at the stadium they're gonna play at
26:00 <TheRon> who cares it's party time for the socceroos
27:00 <johninja> its always party time for the socceroos
27:00 <simba> cant talk im absolutely glued to china v macedonia world friendly this is a cracka
27:00 <TheRon> do the socceroos have readily available gunja??
27:00 <johninja> smash the fuck out of our opponents for 90 minutes, lose, party
27:00 <Serenity> i reckon id smash johninja
27:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <johninja> i can run pretty fast
28:00 <TheRon> i've been known to fight over beer?
28:00 <TheRon> !!1
28:00 <simba> Tim Cahill is a Drug user. He moved to the American league to gain access to better Coke and Hookers. Read about it on Reddit. 
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <Serenity> truth be told ive never been in a real fight before
28:00 <simba> tim cahill weed dealer
28:00 <TheRon> i pushed a kid in sewage once
29:00 <johninja> shitty thing to do
29:00 <TheRon> he was shitting me
29:00 <simba> i pushed a kid and i liked it
29:00 <Excessive> u could get urself connected
29:00 <johninja> 4 simba
29:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ELsHtmJmfuQ 
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eminem - My Words Are Weapons (May 6, 2008) 4:14 - Category: Music - 658,129 - 2,495 likes (97.6%), 61 dislikes (2.4%)
29:00 <TheRon> if i was the socceroos i'd head off to the carribean and get on it
30:00 <johninja> they have good halucinogens in peru
30:00 <TheRon> call it team bonding
30:00 <johninja> shamanic shit
30:00 <johninja> they should all get high as the beatles for like a week
30:00 <johninja> then turn into pretentious fuckwits
31:00 <TheRon> and produce a track like revololution 9
31:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <johninja> i'm just a jelous guy
32:00 <TheRon> i'm just a working class hero
32:00 <TheRon> mother you had me but i never had you
32:00 <Serenity> hey there hi there ho ho ho there
33:00 <johninja> i want to hold your haaaaand, i want to hold your hand
33:00 <TheRon> i'm a loser
33:00 <johninja> haaaands across the water
33:00 <johninja> haaaands across the sea
33:00 <johninja> or something
33:00 <TheRon> blackbird singing in the dead of night
34:00 <johninja> so much drama in the LBC its kinda hard being snoop D O double G
34:00 <couleurs> ate 2 many nuts
34:00 <couleurs> drinken wine now
34:00 <couleurs> n u
34:00 <Matthew> DRAMA
34:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <johninja> what kinda whine?
35:00 <TheRon> gin and juice?
35:00 <TheRon> laid back?
35:00 <johninja> laid back
35:00 <johninja> yep
35:00 <johninja> yeh i might go get some booze
35:00 <johninja> see what kinda tallent is arnoud
35:00 <johninja> the usual
35:00 <TheRon> a couple more of these and i could be anyones
36:00 <couleurs> cabernet sauvignon 
36:00 <johninja> classy lady
36:00 <TheRon> classy
36:00 <johninja> (thats a red yeh)
36:00 <johninja> ?
36:00 <johninja> i don't like wine
36:00 <TheRon> white
36:00 <johninja> it makes me thirsty
36:00 <couleurs> it's red yea
36:00 <TheRon> dry is the best
37:00 <couleurs> like shiraz but not as peppery
37:00 <johninja> i don't like it when they say "a cab sav thanks love"
37:00 <TheRon> must be from frankston
37:00 <johninja> although i guess if you say cabernet sauvignon you sound like a toss too
38:00 <couleurs> i got a $50 off voucher 4 cellar masters so i bought me a box deliver dat shit 2 me door bro
38:00 <johninja> "one of those ones pls"
38:00 <couleurs> oi giz us a cab sav cunt
38:00 <johninja> sweet deal
38:00 <TheRon> do you trust cleanskins?
38:00 <couleurs> NO
38:00 <couleurs> that's just cask wine
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <couleurs> shit beehhh drinks
38:00 <TheRon> its in a bottle
38:00 <johninja> biab <3
39:00 <couleurs> yes cask wine in a bottle
39:00 <TheRon> as long as you can't light it
39:00 <couleurs> full of crushed nuts and vinegar 
39:00 <TheRon> i hate vinegar
39:00 <TheRon> just in anything
40:00 <couleurs> ok i'll put that on Ron's Hate List
40:00 <TheRon> chicken twisties
40:00 <TheRon> hate them
40:00 <TheRon> i hate mayo
40:00 <TheRon> tomato sauce
41:00 <couleurs> yeah i had those once, gross
41:00 <simba> thats unaustralian
41:00 <couleurs> wtf
41:00 <TheRon> the liberal party
41:00 <couleurs> but you like ancherovies 
41:00 <TheRon> yep
41:00 <TheRon> used in the right context they are awesome
42:00 <TheRon> i hate mayo which means a lot of salads are out
42:00 <couleurs> GaMe of RoNs
42:00 <TheRon> its where i just get naked for no apparent reason
42:00 <couleurs> take a shot every time Ron mentions a food he hates
43:00 <FredFlinstone> arse fucks 
43:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
43:00 <TheRon> sour creame i hate that
43:00 <couleurs> what do you put on your meat pie when you're at the footy Ron?
44:00 <couleurs> anchovies? 
44:00 <TheRon> nothing
44:00 <TheRon> i eat the pie
44:00 <couleurs> BomBShELL
44:00 <TheRon> i don't like tomaoes
44:00 <simba> plain meat pie
44:00 <simba> go back 2 europe
45:00 <TheRon> or balsamic
45:00 <simba> how can u not like tomato sauce
45:00 <TheRon> easily
45:00 <TheRon> not a huge tomato fan
45:00 <Excessive> Serenity, I know it's a bit late in the convo, but can u tell me where u stand with buyin goldfish and feeding them to an oscar?
45:00 <TheRon> i'll cook with tomato but thats it
46:00 <Serenity> i dont know what an oscar is except for a muppet
46:00 <TheRon> academy award
46:00 <Matthew> I love tomatoes but not tomato 'sauce' aka ketchup
46:00 <simba> an oscar??
46:00 <TheRon> oscar the grouch
46:00 <couleurs> oscar he play 4 brasil top bloke new kaka
47:00 <Excessive> a palm size fish tank pet, part of the piranha family apparently
47:00 <Serenity> what is an oscar
47:00 <TheRon> prestorious
47:00 <Serenity> probably the same way i feel about live mice being fed to snakes. its not something id do
47:00 <Matthew> eww @ rodents
47:00 <Matthew> give me a snake anyday
47:00 <Excessive> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar_(fish)
47:00 <Serenity> and as i said its the intent. if you're doing these things to get some sort of sick satisfaction then youve got problems
47:00 <TheRon> tastes liek chicken
48:00 <simba> i agree with Serenity she has a heart of gold and if she wasnt married i would love to take her out for a night on the town
48:00 <Excessive> I was the same till a friend came over with a bag of 2 gold fish when I had the oscar ........ and ........ lol he showed me wat happens
48:00 <Serenity> i eat chicken but im not gonna sit there bashing ones head in
49:00 <Serenity> 2 far simba. 2 far
49:00 <simba> never revealing my feelings again
49:00 <TheRon> we've all killed a snake at one time or another
49:00 <MusiciaN> its for the best simba
50:00 <Serenity> ive never killed a snake
50:00 <simba> thanx MusiciaN 
50:00 <TheRon> i grew up in the country
50:00 <MusiciaN> saying something nice about Serenity can never end well
50:00 <couleurs> The Land Down Under?
50:00 <Serenity> theres nothing nice about me ok
50:00 <Serenity> im tuff
51:00 <TheRon> para para paradise
55:00 <TheRon> BOOBS!!!!!
57:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjlSiASsUIs
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Marvin Gaye - Sexual Healing (Date not found) 4:07 - Category: Music - 1,955,570 - 11,765 likes (97.2%), 336 dislikes (2.8%)
57:00 <TheRon> nice
58:00 <TheRon> skid row - i remember you
59:00 <TheRon> Maurice: likes skid row
00:00 <Excessive> I was part of a show on RSR many years ago
01:00 <Excessive> 2RSR*
01:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2mbGP6vFI
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Phil Collins - Another Day In Paradise (May 10, 2010) 4:50 - Category: Music - 51,140,518 - 170,266 likes (98.9%), 1,829 dislikes (1.1%)
02:00 <TheRon> inxs - never tear us apart
05:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/a290c09d07e84084b0bf0c216715a217/tumblr_n7jupikVFV1qdlh1io1_400.gif
05:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5aWTKb83JA
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Farnham - Seemed Like a Good Idea (At the Time) (Oct 15, 2010) 5:31 - Category: Music - 14,034 - 49 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/kIjTl0Y.gif
06:00 <simba> does he have a comb in his hair
06:00 <TheRon> the late show
06:00 <TheRon> billy ray farnham
06:00 <couleurs> yes he a niger
06:00 <couleurs> http://giant.gfycat.com/TotalSorrowfulBallpython.gif
06:00 <couleurs> me 
07:00 <couleurs> http://i.imgur.com/8Fc0Nfz.gif
07:00 <couleurs> me @ breaky 
09:00 <Crip> anyone else having troubles using FB ?
09:00 <TheRon> don't use it
10:00 <Matthew> no I'm not
10:00 <Matthew> none at all actually
10:00 <TheRon> i request that john farnham song at weddings
10:00 <johninja> which one is couleurs?
10:00 <johninja> woops wrong window
10:00 <TheRon> some chick?
11:00 <johninja> ;)
11:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HXg3eAon_No
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Roxette - Fading Like A Flower (HQ)+ Lyrics (Jun 10, 2008) - Category: Music - -
12:00 <somechick> well i got some smiths thinly cut s&v 175g
12:00 <somechick> some crabbies cloudy alcholic lemon cider
12:00 <somechick> anddd suntory magnum dry
12:00 <simba> ive got an onion and a banana peel
12:00 <TheRon> boags draught
12:00 <somechick> oooh
13:00 <somechick> suntory is worth a go eh
13:00 <somechick> 4x500ml cans for $11 at bws
13:00 <somechick> its a nice drop
13:00 <TheRon> i got some cider in the fridge
13:00 <TheRon> 3 oaks i think
14:00 <TheRon> what is ti about swedish chicks, you just wanna shag them?
14:00 <somechick> i think mebe me lady is coming home
14:00 <somechick> so yeh
14:00 <TheRon> blonde, adventurous
15:00 <somechick> hmm
15:00 <somechick> they seem neive
15:00 <somechick> thats what it is
15:00 <TheRon> could be it
16:00 <simba> RIP in peaces mario
17:00 <PlanB> who would win in a fight between he-man and wolverine?
18:00 <simba> if u ever meet a boy who says his favorite show is family guy then u need to run. run away from him as fast as u can and never look back
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <PlanB> lol
18:00 <couleurs> lol
18:00 <PlanB>                               lol
18:00 <simba> Lol.
18:00 <couleurs>                       lol
18:00 <couleurs> *lol*
19:00 <xm> Rofl Harris
19:00 <PlanB> is it ok to say epic now people have stopped using it so much?
20:00 <simba> Epic Win.
20:00 <PlanB> Epic lols
20:00 <simba> as long as its not used to describe some DLC content weapon update for a call of duty game it should be ok
20:00 <PlanB> everyone keeps looking at me at the shops
20:00 <PlanB> i forgot i hve a giant hicky
20:00 <PlanB> :/
20:00 <PlanB> lol@that
20:00 <simba> flaunt it
20:00 <PlanB> yeh bro
21:00 <PlanB> "hey stud"
21:00 <PlanB> port win?
22:00 <Matthew> Plan A would be not to use the word 'epic' ever if you're over the age of 14
22:00 <simba> or u could say it was,,.. Dracula...,,
22:00 <simba> yes yesterday
22:00 <PlanB> nice one
22:00 <simba> epic used to be a good word
22:00 <PlanB> it did man
23:00 <simba> maybe grand will get a comeback
23:00 <PlanB> then it just got used for any old crap
23:00 <xm> when it was used for music
23:00 <PlanB> lol@grand
23:00 <PlanB> spectacular
23:00 <xm> PlanB is a tremendous and divine gentleman
24:00 <Matthew> yes
24:00 <PlanB> hehe
24:00 <PlanB> magnificent
24:00 <xm> dardy karnt
24:00 <PlanB> well i better go pick up another 6 pack
24:00 <PlanB> the womans coming home
25:00 <PlanB> (i'm quietly thrilled)
25:00 <simba> https://40.media.tumblr.com/b17ac2b91134d3741180e19afbb65502/tumblr_mi50yrAafZ1qcxdjzo1_500.jpg
25:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJ7KQPoNMM
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guru Josh, Infinity - 1990 (Aug 20, 2011) 7:25 - Category: Music - 92,160 - 470 likes (98.1%), 9 dislikes (1.9%)
27:00 <couleurs> epic burn old man
33:00 <couleurs> i'm a guru
33:00 <Matthew> I love that song tbh
34:00 <Excessive> I have it as a ring tone on my phone, ppl look at me when the sax goes off sometimes
36:00 <Matthew> if you look at music right throughout world history... this was released during the biggest 'change' in music
36:00 <Matthew> it's a great
37:00 <Excessive> I also ended up finding the 12 inch single of it at vinnies in mint condition ......... fo a buck
38:00 <Matthew> that's a keeper
38:00 <couleurs> it's terrible
38:00 <Excessive> 3 versions of it on there
38:00 <Excessive> the orig
38:00 <Excessive> the extended somethin mix
38:00 <Excessive> and the instrumental
39:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=majFrn3j1Co
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy (Oct 29, 2010) 3:37 - Category: Music - 578,337 - 2,345 likes (97.7%), 56 dislikes (2.3%)
41:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5OxAPxUyjY
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: World Cup 2014 - USA vs. Ghana American National Anthem in Natal, Brazil (Star Spangled Banner) (Date not found) 1:32 - Category: Sports - 20,868 - 485 likes (95.5%), 23 dislikes (4.5%)
41:00 <couleurs> USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
42:00 <Matthew> fucking yanks
42:00 <PlanB> yooesay
43:00 <PlanB> god save our gracious land
47:00 <PlanB> anyone miss gambler? <hhhsjfjdj> i won all my AFL bets this weekend loser
47:00 <PlanB> lol
48:00 <simba> and the home of the.... dumb lol
48:00 <PlanB> lost all his tennis, basketball, netball, soccer, NRL, rugby union, greyhound and horse racing bets though
49:00 <couleurs> i hope portugal win them good and their big heads burst a bit
53:00 <partay> lol @ topic
53:00 <PlanB> hi partay
53:00 <partay> what happened to PlanA ?
54:00 <PlanB> i don't want to talk about it
55:00 <PlanB> :(
55:00 <simba> cool track re: guru josh
56:00 <partay> guru josh is old skool
59:00 <simba> this 1 rox http://youtu.be/KnMTBapj3Qg
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Horsepower Productions - Poison Wine (Nov 22, 2010) 6:48 - Category: Music - 16,057 - 127 likes (98.4%), 2 dislikes (1.6%)
59:00 <Maurice> Plan A is the unprotected sex
59:00 <Maurice> PlanB is the solution
00:00 <PlanB> lol
01:00 <PlanB> i really dislike condoms
01:00 <PlanB> i'm irish
01:00 <PlanB> its natural
01:00 <simba> theyre hell annoying
01:00 <partay> fucking catholics
01:00 <PlanB> yeh they are shit
01:00 <Maurice> I don't like wearing them either
01:00 <simba> the last thing u wanna do after u nut is handle some ballooney cummy thing
01:00 <PlanB> lol
01:00 <simba> its the worst thing to touch
02:00 <couleurs> they make 4 fun water balloons :)
02:00 <Maurice> Try owning the vagina full of jizz then
02:00 <PlanB> lol@wolf
02:00 <PlanB> awolf
02:00 <partay> Maurice off to drip dry 
02:00 <PlanB> using them in survival situations for water containers
02:00 <PlanB> like wtf mn
02:00 <PlanB> just get a fucking water container you freak
03:00 <PlanB> yeh i guess the vg full of jizz isn't much fun either
03:00 <PlanB> but its where it belongs
03:00 <PlanB> blame god
04:00 <PlanB> woah the beer came out of my hand, did a full flip and landed back in my hand
04:00 <PlanB> over tiles
04:00 <PlanB> i should be a barman
04:00 <PlanB> (it was unopened)
05:00 <fawks> Or a magician
05:00 <PlanB> chicks dig magicians
05:00 <PlanB> and guitar players
05:00 <fawks> I couldn't take a magician seriously 
06:00 <partay> chicks also love cock
06:00 <fawks> But guitar players are hot
06:00 <fawks> Some
06:00 <Maurice> Like IT Crowd when Jen was dating a guy who looked like a magician
07:00 <simba> craig nicholls =  Babin
07:00 <fawks> Batman and robin
07:00 <fawks> Babin
07:00 <PlanB> lol
08:00 <PlanB> i like how robin gets cut from most of the movies
08:00 <simba> no room 4 sidekicks in todays films its all about the macho man and his heroine
08:00 <PlanB> its so batman doesn't seem like a huge fgt
13:00 <Bastardly_One> now that was one fucking shit train ride
13:00 <Bastardly_One> evening arsewips
13:00 <Bastardly_One> *arsewipes
14:00 <partay> Bastardly_One how's your bum for grubs ?
14:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo5YT0rTs0I
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jodi and Macca and Hosta - Nothing To Prove (Date not found) 7:35 - Category: Music - 8,045 - 221 likes (98.2%), 4 dislikes (1.8%)
14:00 <PlanB> o/
15:00 <Excessive> welcum ol dude, I have coffee, tea and ............. some coke
16:00 <Bastardly_One> tea thanks
16:00 <Excessive> k
16:00 <Bastardly_One> white, strong and 4
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you heard me ... 4 sugars
16:00 <Excessive> kk
16:00 <Bastardly_One> see you @ diabetes
17:00 <stebie> no auto rejoin?
17:00 <stebie> tsk
18:00 <faux> oh my
18:00 <stebie> we've poached him
18:00 <couleurs> rejoin this 8==== ==== D
18:00 <stebie> sorry faux
18:00 <faux> for hwat
18:00 <faux> kol
18:00 <faux> lol
18:00 <faux> stibbie :3
18:00 <stebie> ^_^
18:00 <stebie> foxfoxfoxfoxfoxfoxfox
19:00 <simba> Bastardly_One and i are the new night time police in town *spins nightstick in a circle*
19:00 <faux> lolol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus!
19:00 <Bastardly_One> who gave you that?
19:00 <faux> youd do a better job than BlackDevil and he's been here forevs
19:00 <partay> faux mew is out youre my new e-bitch
19:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me in pm as I recommended you when I was told about mine
19:00 <couleurs> cool, you guys can play old cop young cop instead of bad cop good cop 
19:00 <simba> steebo
19:00 <Bastardly_One> congrats homegirl
19:00 <simba> lol
19:00 <faux> lets throw a party
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I was told you're not trusted
20:00 <Bastardly_One> but excellent
20:00 <faux> maybe somethin you should keep toyourself
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <faux> dont ruin his irc moment
20:00 <faux> osh
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... nope :P
20:00 <faux> gosh*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone's tried to ruin mine
20:00 <stebie> zimbo
20:00 <stebie> ^_-
20:00 <faux> yeah but youre a rageahol who takes irc srsly
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm in a cunt of a mood for being home one day before I thought I was
21:00 <Bastardly_One> when I missed out on meeting other friends in the same area
21:00 <Bastardly_One> got a date out of it though :D
21:00 <Bastardly_One> My friend's mum 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:00 <partay> Bastardly_One you dirty bastard 
21:00 <Excessive> murrah furrah :P
21:00 <faux> ew
21:00 <faux> youre like 90, how old is syour mum
21:00 <partay> lol
22:00 <faux> sif date a 110 year old
22:00 <Bastardly_One> her mum is 2 mths younger than I am 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and my friend is like 30
22:00 <Bastardly_One> work that out yourself
22:00 <faux> oh
22:00 <faux> i read that as your mums friend
22:00 <faux> LOL
22:00 <Bastardly_One> they must start young in that family
22:00 <faux> and vom'd a little
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew
22:00 <simba> enjoyable track Zade !!!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and was that michelle stebie?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> or a different disturbed angel?
24:00 <partay> faux as my new e-bitch your first task is to grab the baby oil 
24:00 <faux> excuse me
24:00 <faux> do i not have a say i nthis
24:00 <partay> no
25:00 <partay> chicks love being told what to do 
26:00 <PlanB> woah simba got ops too
26:00 <PlanB> shit got real
26:00 <Lumeah> oh god.
26:00 <Lumeah> lol
26:00 <partay> there goes the neighbourhood
26:00 <Lumeah> wsn't it already gone
26:00 <PlanB> well that will stop him whinging about the ops in this channel lol
27:00 <PlanB> or perhaps not...
27:00 <faux> gosh you guys
27:00 <PlanB> time will tell
27:00 <faux> ruining an important moment in simbas irc life
27:00 <couleurs> i hope i'm next so i can ban Serenity for not laughing at my jokes
27:00 <faux> be happy you jerks
27:00 <PlanB> lol
27:00 <PlanB> i AM
27:00 <PlanB> he actually deserves it
27:00 <faux> lying turd
27:00 <Bastardly_One> why be happy?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you all whined about mine
27:00 <faux> yeah but youre shit
27:00 <faux> and not simba
27:00 <faux> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you're a little rude bitch actually
27:00 <faux> LOL
28:00 <faux> youre too easy
28:00 <PlanB> woah
28:00 <PlanB> your an op now man
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no, you antagonise me 
28:00 <PlanB> set an example
28:00 <simba> <PlanB> well that will stop him whinging about the ops in this channel lol - lol >_>
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and piss me off
28:00 <faux> lol its ok john, i give it to him i expect it back
28:00 <faux> its a good giigle
28:00 <PlanB> :p
28:00 <faux> cos he really does take it seriously
28:00 <faux> my fave is when he poretends he suddenly as something to do and says brb and changes his nick
28:00 <partay> faux how are your handjob skills ?
29:00 <faux> terrible, leave me alone im scared
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <Bastardly_One> no better than Skirmish really 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> :)
29:00 <faux> skirmish kills me lately, dunno when he became so funny
29:00 <Bastardly_One> says it all 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> birds of a feather basically
29:00 <faux> boohoo does grandaddy need a tissue
30:00 <PlanB> Skirmish goes too far i reckon
30:00 <simba> skirmish is ok but hes a real throwback to the itnernet 10 years ago
30:00 <PlanB> just needs to calm the fuck down sometimes
30:00 <PlanB> smoke a joint or something
30:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I'm just sick of you thinking your something you're not
31:00 <Bastardly_One> you think rather highly of yourself ... and totally unwarranted :)
31:00 <faux> ooo
31:00 <faux> burin
31:00 <faux> -i
31:00 <PlanB> oh dear
31:00 <faux> pls dont hurt my feelings
31:00 <faux> im sensitive
31:00 <PlanB> boobs
31:00 <faux> no wait
31:00 <faux> thats you
31:00 <faux> my bad
31:00 <PlanB> lol i used to get so hurt when you called me sensitive
31:00 <PlanB> ...
31:00 <Picard> fucken
32:00 <Picard> who has been to Kuala Lumpur?
32:00 <Zade> nice sunday arvo track i reckon 
32:00 <faux> i remember
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <PlanB> beehhh
32:00 <faux> i have
32:00 <PlanB> nuff said
32:00 <faux> but i was young
32:00 <faux> just a s top over though
32:00 <faux> on me way to lebanonz
32:00 <faux> i think i kept calling it koala lumpy
33:00 <Picard> ok 
33:00 <Picard> so u are no use to me
33:00 <PlanB> the average 4 year old asks 437 questions a day
33:00 <faux> nice totally makes me want kids
33:00 <simba> im p sure the kuala lumpur airport is incredible
33:00 <PlanB> i think i was that annoying once
33:00 <simba> and gigantic
33:00 <faux> once
33:00 <PlanB> haha
33:00 <faux> lol
34:00 <faux> im gonna shut up before i make someone cry
34:00 <PlanB> its a stopover place eh
34:00 <PlanB> like singapore
34:00 <Picard> simba yes, it has a train to get from different parts of the terminal
34:00 <simba> yea stopover country
34:00 <PlanB> i think you can just chill in singapore for a bit with no vis
34:00 <PlanB> *visa
34:00 <PlanB> because of that
34:00 <Picard> im going to Patong in september via K.L, on the way home staying 4 nights 
35:00 <PlanB> where is Patong?
35:00 <PlanB> getting a new wife?
35:00 <Picard> Phuket
35:00 <PlanB> ahh yeh
35:00 <PlanB> fuckit
35:00 <Bastardly_One> bring me home 20 million bootleg CDs
35:00 <Bastardly_One> for 50 cents each
35:00 <Picard> fuck u Bastardly_One
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you wanna 
35:00 <Picard> yuk
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can't afford me
35:00 <PlanB> i feel like asian food now
35:00 <PlanB> ass
35:00 <Picard> i just threw up in my mouth
36:00 <PlanB> ok
36:00 <PlanB> ty
36:00 <PlanB> not so much now
36:00 <Picard> K.L looks amazing
36:00 <Bastardly_One> way too expensive ... not like the cheap hookers you get
36:00 <PlanB> malaysia is a muslim country
36:00 <PlanB> so yeh
36:00 <PlanB> theres that
36:00 <PlanB> i don't think they even allow porn
37:00 <Zade> freaks
37:00 <Picard> im not there for porn
37:00 <PlanB> lol
37:00 <PlanB> they must have booze somewhere though
37:00 <PlanB> its not saudi
38:00 <Picard> Sunray Resort and Spa looks awesome, 5 star for $161 a night
39:00 <Picard> A$1 = $3 of theirs
39:00 <Picard> 13000sq mt wave pool lol
40:00 <PlanB> oh so its like 53 bucks a night
40:00 <PlanB> thats amazing
40:00 <Picard> nuh sorry $161 is aussie dollars
40:00 <PlanB> (yes i used a calculator i'm not fucking reignman)
40:00 <PlanB> ah
40:00 <PlanB> still
40:00 <PlanB> i wouldn't do it just for me
41:00 <PlanB> but for a fam/wife whatever nice
41:00 <Picard> yeah i will have the wifey
41:00 <Picard> we have been married 20years in oct
41:00 <PlanB> oh wow
41:00 <simba> Nawwwwwwww.
41:00 <PlanB> thats nice of you
41:00 <Picard> so doing a holiday in sept to celebrate
41:00 <PlanB> i have trouble putting up with them for a month
41:00 <Picard> october just doesnt work for us
41:00 <Picard> lol PlanB
41:00 <Zade> best 20 years of your life 
42:00 <Picard> u learn to tolerate them after 20 years
42:00 <PlanB> haha
42:00 <Picard> Zade been together for 24 years
42:00 <PlanB> i need a shed
42:00 <Picard> i have a shed lol
42:00 <Picard> its 30mts x 9mts 
43:00 <Zade> jesus, 30 mins in a alleyway behind a nightclub and i class that longterm relationship 
43:00 <Picard> lmfao
44:00 <stebie> Picard, got some good recommendations for vietnam?
44:00 <stebie> might head over there soon
44:00 <Maurice> I've been married 10 yrs this year
44:00 <Maurice> Could have been out for good behaviour by now
46:00 <Picard> sorry stebie nevefr been there
46:00 <Picard> K.L is where the wife wants to shop
46:00 <Brax> sup faggot
47:00 <Brax> ..
48:00 <Brax> Picard are you a woman beater i heared you was
48:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong person 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that's his lover
48:00 <Brax> wrong person?
48:00 <Brax> :/
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's his lover Panda
48:00 <Brax> haaa
48:00 <Brax> panda?
48:00 <Brax> where.
49:00 <Doodle> @mp3 ABBA - Take a Chance On Me.mp3 (3.73MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:04)
49:00 <Brax> Doodle
49:00 <Brax> omg you listen too that shit 
49:00 <Brax> god
49:00 <Brax> :/
49:00 <Picard> Brax only one i will be beating is you lad
49:00 <Doodle> who is this cunt
49:00 <Brax> hahaha.
49:00 <Picard> temtping fate when i go to thailand, flying Malaysian Airlines lol
49:00 <Brax> some newbie
49:00 <Brax> :D
50:00 <Picard> tempting****
50:00 <simba> fond memories of the singapore airlines hostesses
50:00 <Brax> Picard I bet you havent had , pussy lately.
50:00 <Doodle> you're clearly a newb if you are surprised at my shit taste in music 
51:00 <Brax> yeah
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Brax> you're music sucks Monkeys balls
51:00 <Bastardly_One> true that Doodle
51:00 <Doodle> i know it does
51:00 <Bastardly_One> good retort
51:00 <simba> you are music
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I can beat that though
52:00 <Brax> yeah you're music sucks , dude sirously it does
52:00 <PlanB> fernando is my favourite abba song
52:00 <Doodle> lol
52:00 <Picard> Low Yat Plaza is the technology place, the entire plaza is made up of technology retail outlets and stalls with MP3 players, DVD cameras, computers and etc.
52:00 <Brax> becuase, who listens  too,  abba?
52:00 <simba> dont call my name dont call my name alejandro
52:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfM9gQkfwyg
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ABBA - Thank You for the Music (Oct 22, 2008) 3:50 - Category: Music - 3,646,839 - 8,711 likes (98.6%), 128 dislikes (1.4%)
52:00 <Brax> omg. BlackDevil
52:00 <Brax> ewww
52:00 <simba> im listening to abba right now now
52:00 <Zade> what a great song Bastardly_One
52:00 <Brax> dirty man
52:00 <Picard> Here prices are very much negotiable; never take the first quote.  Generally, the higher you go up the levels, the lower the price will drop
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I know Zade
53:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Gary Glitter - I'm The Leader Of The Gang.mp3 (3.2MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:29)
53:00 <PlanB> you are the dancinggg queeeennn
53:00 <PlanB> young and sweeett onlyyy seventeeennn woooooyeahhhh
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and I say thank you for the muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuusic
53:00 <Doodle> faggots
53:00 <PlanB> lol
53:00 <PlanB> you started this gaylord
54:00 <Doodle> sif
54:00 <Bastardly_One> super trouper lights are gonna blind you
54:00 <Bastardly_One> but something something something
54:00 <Doodle> i am not responsible for your homosexuality
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yes you are
54:00 <PlanB> ...
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I was straight before I spoke to you
54:00 <PlanB> i have feelings for you
54:00 <Zade> i liked winner takes it all, has bit of a dark edge to it 
54:00 <partay> Lord of the Doodles
54:00 <PlanB> thats your fault
54:00 <Doodle> D:
54:00 <PlanB> don't be so attractive
54:00 <Doodle> i do my best
55:00 <partay> Doodle is the channel spunkat
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this song is for the creature that spawned my son
55:00 <Bastardly_One> classic song
55:00 <partay> spunkrat even 
55:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUrzicaiRLU
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Abba - Knowing Me, Knowing You (Oct 7, 2009) 3:59 - Category: Music - 6,888,297 - 17,477 likes (97.7%), 415 dislikes (2.3%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
55:00 <PlanB> i heard Doodle was banging mariah carey but she got too attached and crazy
56:00 <Doodle> it was the high pitched squealing when she reached orgasm
56:00 <PlanB> lol
57:00 <Doodle> its not very sexy when you imagine a house full of broken glass
57:00 <PlanB> sadface.gif
57:00 <Doodle> insurance doesn't cover orgasm related damage
57:00 <PlanB> the highway is full of broken heroes on a last chance powerdrive
57:00 <Doodle> and its not really accidental breakage if you're pounding her
57:00 <PlanB> lol
58:00 <Doodle> my ex threw a picture frame at my head once
58:00 <Zade> cancel that claim for my new keyboard then 
58:00 <Doodle> broken glass everywhere
58:00 <Doodle> and i had bare feet
58:00 <Doodle> bitch
58:00 <PlanB> wow sounds passionate
58:00 <PlanB> i actually like that
58:00 <Doodle> she drove off, i told her to fuck off and not come back
58:00 <PlanB> it has its payoffs
58:00 <Doodle> but she didnt hear me
58:00 <Doodle> :/
58:00 <PlanB> lol
58:00 <PlanB> or she didn't want too
59:00 <partay> chicks.. if you couldnt fuck them youd throw rocks at them 
59:00 <Doodle> yeah well she must have realised i was in the house with all her stuff
59:00 <PlanB> so glad we don't have cars
59:00 <PlanB> the yelling is bad enough
59:00 <PlanB> neighbours must hate us
59:00 <Doodle> i have a car instead
59:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsEJxHVM1W0
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Reuben And The Dark - Rolling Stone [Official Video] (Date not found) 4:18 - Category: Music - 44,584 - 504 likes (99%), 5 dislikes (1%)
59:00 <Doodle> it doesn't want to talk to me after i drive it hard
00:00 <Maurice> I don't want to talk to you after that either
00:00 <Doodle> suits me
00:00 <Doodle> roll over
00:00 <Doodle> zzz
01:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty much what I do
01:00 <Doodle> it rocks hey
01:00 <simba> this 1s good http://youtu.be/WP-Eq462k8k
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Maddslinky - Further Away (feat. Tawiah) (Kahn Remix) (Date not found) 4:01 - Category: Music - 1,783 - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <Doodle> 'show yourself out' zzzzz
01:00 <partay> Maurice thats why we love you
01:00 <Doodle> i mean what
01:00 <partay> you should have been a uy
01:00 <partay> guy
01:00 <Maurice> I used to be one
01:00 <Doodle> she is better at being a bloke than i am
02:00 <Maurice> And my penis is thicker
02:00 <Maurice> But not longer
02:00 <partay> hence id wank myself with her
02:00 <Doodle> :o
03:00 <Doodle> @mp3 2 Heads - Out of the City.mp3 (5.69MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 6:13)
04:00 <MysTicaL_StaR> Too Much Information
04:00 <Doodle> RubberJohnny
06:00 <simba> Johnny Law's a comin'
07:00 <Johnny> ??
07:00 <simba> Johnny do u like digital mystikz
08:00 <Johnny> what's that?
08:00 <simba> music
08:00 <Johnny> not really
09:00 <simba> not really in2 music?
10:00 <Johnny> I like music but music from guitar greats like Eric Johnson, Andy Timmons, Trombone Shorty etc..
10:00 <couleurs> nick Trombone^Shorty
11:00 <simba> trombone shorty sounds cool
11:00 <Bastardly_One> does Johnny Like Jazz?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> (haw haw haw)
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be a comedian
11:00 <Bastardly_One> band from the 80s
12:00 <Johnny> yeah i like jazz
12:00 <Johnny> Eric Johnson is cool
12:00 <Johnny> he can make the guitar sound like a 400lb violin
14:00 <simba> eric dolphy?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> do you like metal type guitar as well?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> because I think one certain guitarist is actually a literal guitar god
14:00 <Bastardly_One> like he can make it weep and sing
14:00 <Picard> partgay u would throw a lot of rocks
16:00 <partay> pictard i would
16:00 <Johnny> Mostly Eric Johnson stuff and Joe Satriani
16:00 <Excessive> http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/media/listen.htm?show=listen
17:00 <partay> pictard remember to post that pic of your head whenever you attempt to bag someone out
17:00 <faux> me irl https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=581815751940039
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck yhu a;ll
18:00 <simba> FredFlinstone did u get wasted after the blues game..
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
18:00 <FredFlinstone> as if
18:00 <Bastardly_One> serious question
19:00 <partay> faux u sing well
19:00 <FredFlinstone> loser
19:00 <Bastardly_One> did we win or lose?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I was busy trying to score my friend's mum
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so, what were the scores?
19:00 <partay> Bastardly_One you dirty bastard
19:00 <FredFlinstone> you wanna bend over for me?
19:00 <partay> FredFlinstone its flintstone
20:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah I know cunt
20:00 <partay> fail name
20:00 <faux> rofl t his guy
20:00 <FredFlinstone> get fucked
20:00 <faux> partay its party
20:00 <faux> :P
20:00 <partay> haha
20:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you cunts answer meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
20:00 <partay> :)~
20:00 <Bastardly_One> what was the final score?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> afl.com is too many clicks away
21:00 <simba> 100 to 91?
21:00 <simba> 100 - 92
21:00 <FredFlinstone> i will stick yu
21:00 <Bastardly_One> who won?
21:00 <simba> giants
21:00 <partay> i bet pictard is batting off to that vid
21:00 <Bastardly_One> OMFG!
21:00 <faux> lolol
21:00 <simba> giants and suns knocked off 2 of the big vic dogs,,,
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought that might be the case
21:00 <Bastardly_One> now 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> whoever says we're doing this on purpose
22:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't lying
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but why? Mick's a fucking good coach
22:00 <Serenity> so
22:00 <FredFlinstone> yes dr fuck I know it zll
22:00 <Serenity> simbo the op hey
22:00 <simba> only a half breed..,,
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah watch that cunt like a hawk boss
22:00 <Bastardly_One> can I have a promotion?
22:00 <Serenity> you can not
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll contact child services then!
23:00 <simba> muck molthaus
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I did that one 
23:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck it
23:00 <simba> i want 2 see him succeed
23:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how I got this
23:00 <FredFlinstone> bend over 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I give you
23:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmm we're having a girl I was told 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> what shall we name her?
23:00 <partay> Bastardly_One Mick is a cunt 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> someone told me we're haing a girl
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Mick is not a cunt
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a fucking sensation
24:00 <partay> hes a fucking ex collingwood cunt
24:00 <Bastardly_One> when allowed to do what he wants
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so? we need to get over that issue
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and let him do what he wants
24:00 <partay> carlton also eat shit 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> and we'll kick fucking arse
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, can I ban people for saying that?
24:00 <simba> he took collingwood to a few bottom finishes didnt he
24:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
25:00 <Serenity> no
25:00 <Bastardly_One> until he was allowed to go do what he wanted
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yes he did 
25:00 <simba> cream rises 2 the top, and micks hair is all cream
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet it's Kernahan's fault
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that cunt thinks he's the only board member of Carlton that counts
26:00 <Bastardly_One> we just cannot be doing this not on purpose
26:00 <Bastardly_One> we've actually a halfway decent team IMO
27:00 <simba> i bet he will go out and nab some good forward to fix that issue
27:00 <simba> go get taylor walker
27:00 <Serenity> too much green on my screen
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's my point simba
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not allowed to do what he wants and has to answer to stevo and shit 
29:00 <Excessive> I should go n get some mo milk
29:00 <simba> maybe he'll go 4 josh kennedy at west coast
29:00 <simba> someone has to get him 
29:00 <simba> before he expires up there
30:00 <Serenity> freeeeeeeezings
30:00 <Excessive> 13 deg here
31:00 <Excessive> well that'd be outside
31:00 <Excessive> as per the phone
31:00 <Serenity> [7:31pm] <MeGusta> Weather for Perth au last updated 7:30 PM WST on June 22, 2014
31:00 <Serenity> [7:31pm] <MeGusta> Temp: 10.2°C Humidity: 79% Dew point: 7°C Wind: South at 0.0 km/h Pressure: 1028 hPa
36:00 <partay> meh
37:00 <partay> mexicans
37:00 <Bastardly_One> 13 is cold?
37:00 <partay> im sitting here in boxers
37:00 <Bastardly_One> 10 and feels like 3 here
38:00 <Bastardly_One> according to accuweather
38:00 <Excessive> I can tell u if it was when I ever end up and go n get that ^ milk
41:00 <partay> then Fiona got her boobs out 
43:00 <Fez> Amen
46:00 <Excessive> k, milk n red bull, bbs
49:00 <couleurs> hurry
49:00 <couleurs> dare u 2 mix them 2 2 gether
49:00 <couleurs> [[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[[pong]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
50:00 <Serenity> no
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> clever couleurs
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I know that was the real pong by the way
51:00 <Bastardly_One> the recent one 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he always pm's me 
51:00 <couleurs> me 2
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I grilled him a little too and he remembers some of the stuff I got up to in another channel
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and only the real pong would remember that
52:00 <xm> pong mixes r&b and hip hop
52:00 <couleurs> did u tell him about how u wanted 2 have sex with your friend's mom
53:00 <couleurs> Pics
53:00 <Serenity> gag
54:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R82yvQ72vJo
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Nicolas Cage from Deadfall in 5 Seconds (NSFW) (Dec 1, 2010) 0:37 - Category: Comedy - 74,265 - 260 likes (99.2%), 2 dislikes (0.8%)
54:00 <couleurs> ahahahaha
54:00 <Picard> men in black :)
54:00 <Picard> tommy lee jones such a great actor
57:00 <Skirmish> Did you get any action off that chicks mum last night Bastardly_One? 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> speaking of her
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I met her today
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm in lust!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> for my age she holds up fucking well
59:00 <partay> Bastardly_One pics
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I was flirting with her on FB from across the room 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
59:00 <Skirmish> Wait ... you were staying with her daughter? 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'll find an FB one
59:00 <milk> life is sweet and crude
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and her mum came over today to meet me 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I know her mum too
00:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna know something funny though Skirmish?
00:00 <Skirmish> That would just be too weird for me to get involved in.  "Hey, come hang out at my house and I will get my mum to come over to meet you".  I would run a mile from that. 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I never mentioned you and quote
00:00 <Bastardly_One> who's this Skirmish cunt?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> last night I mean 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
01:00 <Skirmish> Ah excellent. My infamy preceeds me. 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the mother dropped in with a reason but was obvious why in a way 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you can pick up on shit 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I made a joke last night about being there
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and this was her quote about her mum, "she
01:00 <Bastardly_One> s
01:00 <Bastardly_One> probably just jealous"
01:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key
02:00 <Skirmish> I hope it works out for you.  Getting laid might be the best thing for you.  Just sounds weird to me.
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking ... what? ooooooooooooooook
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but never said anything
02:00 <Serenity> its super weird
02:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly
02:00 <Bastardly_One> "who's your daddy?"
02:00 <Bastardly_One> uh uh
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn I wish they weren't related
02:00 <Excessive> tis just
02:00 <Bastardly_One> super nice lady
02:00 <Excessive> brisk/fresh
02:00 <Excessive> not cold at all
03:00 <Excessive> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
03:00 <Skirmish> It's like how you used to get your friends to deliver the "Will you go out with me. Tick YES/NO" but with daughters and mums. 
03:00 <Excessive> that red bull bubblegum flavour
03:00 <Excessive> kind of
04:00 <Excessive> BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP
05:00 <Serenity> OMG SO NOT LADY LIKE
05:00 <simba> jitterburp
05:00 <simba> u put the burp burp into my heart
05:00 <Excessive> ye I know u'd be into the ladyboys, but I'm not 1
06:00 <Skirmish> HOLY MCFUCK simba has half ops?! 
06:00 <Skirmish> Excellent news. 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
09:00 <Bastardly_One> urgent information
09:00 <Bastardly_One> in 2 hrs Young Ones are on GEM
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching it now
09:00 <Serenity> i have the young ones on dvd
09:00 <Bastardly_One> so do I
09:00 <Bastardly_One> you could say thank you bitch
10:00 <Serenity> no ty
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fine
10:00 <The_Baron> yeah watching it myself
10:00 <The_Baron> they are playing the entire first season
11:00 <Bastardly_One> when did you come in?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
11:00 <The_Baron> just like..fuck I dunno
11:00 <The_Baron> not long ago
11:00 <Bastardly_One> it must be a trick
11:00 <Skirmish> Are you high B1? 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> an ex I still like is messaging me out of the blue
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and the GILF today
11:00 <The_Baron> he better be high
12:00 <Bastardly_One> the question should be 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> when am I not
12:00 <Skirmish> You're going to take this the wrong way ... but the girl you are staying with and her mother are both Housing Commission right? 
12:00 <partay> Skirmish simba does... hence ill play the appropriate theme song 
13:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag43uW4AOFc
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Regurgitator - I sucked a lot of cock to get where I am (Date not found) 2:36 - Category: Music - 16,863 - 81 likes (98.8%), 1 dislikes (1.2%)
13:00 <simba> gurge sucked
13:00 <Skirmish> partay: I am pleased that simba has half ops.  I support his addition. 
13:00 <Serenity> simba sucked me hard
13:00 <Serenity> he wont admit it but he did
13:00 <partay> id suck on those tetas 
13:00 <Skirmish> simba sucks so hard he nearly choked on a ovary. 
14:00 <The_Baron> shit every cunt is getting ops now ay
14:00 <The_Baron> and I don't even get a +
14:00 <The_Baron> :P
14:00 <simba> ur the + try and understand it
15:00 <Serenity> only specials get +
15:00 <Skirmish> Serenity is right that the channel needs more early morning/late night ops to ensure the channel isn't taken advantage of.  I am pleased that the board the decides these things have identified that B1 won't keep his for long and they are trialling simba as a full time addition.
15:00 <The_Baron> I will take that as "specials"
15:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for fuck sake 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> this cunt has such a hardon for me 
15:00 <Serenity> you took that complete correctly The_Baron
15:00 <Bastardly_One> soon as I speak ... blah fuckin' blah
15:00 <Serenity> er
16:00 <The_Baron> I thought so
16:00 <Serenity> completely correct.. ly.. ?
16:00 <Serenity> whatever that sentence is stupid
16:00 <Bastardly_One> how about warning Skirmish for once
16:00 <Bastardly_One> seeing as I can't ban idiots apparently
16:00 <Bastardly_One> this shit day in day out is getting irritating finally
17:00 <Skirmish> Isn't there a rule that ops aren't meant to be sooky bitches? See, that is another thing that simba won't do and hence he will be a better choice.
17:00 <Serenity> Skirmish stop saying mean things
17:00 <Serenity> b1 get used to it or you wont last lol
17:00 <Serenity> you'll cop a lot worse than Skirmish if you pass
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh so you can't ban baiters?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> righty o 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he's one of the most distruptive cunts here 
17:00 <The_Baron> there are no actual rules for ops, I think it's like that show Carnivale, where the manager is always in his little office, but no one ever sees him
17:00 <Bastardly_One> on a regular basis
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah exactly 
18:00 <The_Baron> and the little midget just tells everyone "that's what the manager said, so move"
18:00 <Bastardly_One> someone needs to remind an op or two that then 
18:00 <Skirmish> Would Bastardly_One sook less if he didn't have ops? 
18:00 <Picard> fuck me
19:00 <The_Baron> though unlike the show Carnivale, this will not end in a near apocalypse with a epic battle between good and evil 
19:00 <Serenity> well stebies the acting manager and has been for ages so hes here
19:00 <Serenity> and there are rules
19:00 <Serenity> or most of you would be gone
19:00 <Picard> what rules
19:00 <The_Baron> okay then, stebie; do u actually give a shit what the ops do here?
20:00 <Serenity> of course he does thats why he sends out noteops reminding people
20:00 <Picard> another month no cunt will be here so why worry The_Baron
20:00 <Bastardly_One> he repeated your noteop
20:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
20:00 <Skirmish> Are you going to be first to go Picard?
20:00 <Serenity> youve been here 3 days
20:00 <Serenity> i wouldnt say you know what goes on
20:00 <Picard> no
21:00 <Picard> well maybe
21:00 <Picard> i dunno
21:00 <Serenity> hes not actually banned anyone
21:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: You didn't expect B1 to try and tell you how it should be run and that he could do it better? 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that got to do with the price of fish?
21:00 <Serenity> i dont know why everyones so hell bent on it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for sake cunt
21:00 <Bastardly_One> give it a fucking rest
21:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously you make Picard and Pandas seem better 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that give you any indication of how boring and annoying you are?
22:00 <Serenity> technically speaking im the acting 'manager' because stebies access hasnt been fixed
22:00 <Skirmish> Did you know ... that for every 1 line I type you type 5 or more B1?  So really ... if anyone is annoying it would be you.
22:00 <partay> fist point of order is to post boobs
22:00 <Serenity> Skirmish you're annoying me stop it
22:00 <The_Baron> Skirmish, is b1's annoyance some kind of elixir for eternal youth?
23:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: If it is I am immortal. 
23:00 <Serenity> Skirmish is a vampire
23:00 <Serenity> maybe lestate but definitely not louis
23:00 <Serenity> lestat
23:00 <The_Baron> and yes it is getting old
23:00 <Bastardly_One> amusing how he's liked so he can troll who he likes but when I did or do ... we know what happens
24:00 <The_Baron> there's a few things in this chan that are really running their course
24:00 <The_Baron> and I aint gonna mention other shit because I know it will just be 3 hours of bitching
24:00 <Bastardly_One> don't bother ... you
24:00 <Bastardly_One> are supposedly my b/f
24:00 <Bastardly_One> so you'd of course stick up for me 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> don't waste your typing
24:00 <The_Baron> no, this aint just about u b1 you goddamn narcissist :P
24:00 <The_Baron> it's about the entire fraternity of whiney cunts with bad history and no real hobbies
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *mwah*
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I share with you
25:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha bitching about?
25:00 <Serenity> all im reading is whinge whinge whinge
25:00 <Bastardly_One> you get your air time :P
25:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, he's making valid points
25:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, yes I know, that bit of irony has not gone past me
25:00 <Skirmish> You guys should start a facebook page movement to bring the planet back into alignment.  I think there is a movement you could hijack and redirect currently happening in #cats. 
26:00 <The_Baron> when I start huffing paint and drinking terpentine
26:00 <The_Baron> sure
26:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One i have honestly never in history seen anyone change as fast as you have since getting opped. and im not being a bitch im legitimately astounded at the change
26:00 <Bastardly_One> eh?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been sarcastic all week
26:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ask anyone that knows me well
26:00 <Serenity> your ego has gone from moderately inflated to hot air balloon
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been in a fantastic mood
27:00 <Bastardly_One> no, you mistake me taking the piss a fair bit
27:00 <Serenity> which kinda sucks because at the end of the day the only person whos gonna get any sort of crap for this is me
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the ego is sarcastic always has been 
27:00 <Serenity> not you not anyone else
27:00 <The_Baron> it's hard to inflect, well, anything in here
27:00 <The_Baron> unless you use a series of obnoxious emoticons
27:00 <Serenity> plz dont use emoticons
27:00 <The_Baron> :D :P XD
28:00 <The_Baron> please inhale my farts
28:00 <The_Baron> because they smell like burnt toffee
28:00 <Serenity> unless its french vanilla
28:00 <Serenity> get stuffed
29:00 <The_Baron> actually, the weed I been smoking smells like lavender and vanilla
29:00 <The_Baron> maybe it may affect my farts
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
30:00 <Skirmish> B1, I am honestly a little hurt by your nastiness tonight.  I supported your mission to get laid, even saying tonight that it may the best thing for you. Then, you've just turned on me and viciously attacked me. 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you're missing the classic song
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Dr Martins Boots
30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up
30:00 <The_Baron> I am listenin to it
30:00 <Bastardly_One> that actually made me laugh
31:00 <Bastardly_One> can't go there when you think about it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> damn it 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll show ya a pic in a min 
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm juggling convos
31:00 <The_Baron> good god, Skirmish, I know u have the ability to raise another topic of conversation
33:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: Do not try and make a gigantic pancake, cake using a rice cooker. 
33:00 <Skirmish> We tried tonight .... RIP rice cooker.
33:00 <Serenity> i made these last night and they were fabulous
33:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10428572_10152089222947331_1501683396376538764_n.jpg
33:00 <The_Baron> u need a breadmaker to do that
33:00 <The_Baron> silly
34:00 <The_Baron> it looks like someone shat on a stack of pancakes
34:00 <The_Baron> but I'd so eat that
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
34:00 <Bastardly_One> juggled
34:00 <Bastardly_One> pic time of the mum or both?
34:00 <Serenity> it was freezing cold the chocolate kept setting
34:00 <partay> both
34:00 <Skirmish> http://lifehacker.com/make-a-giant-pancake-in-your-rice-cooker-1592047844
34:00 <Serenity> so it didnt drizzle nicely
34:00 <The_Baron> that happens
34:00 <Bastardly_One> daughter first then 
35:00 <Skirmish> We're going to try the pressure cooker next weekend.
35:00 <The_Baron> I always wanted to make a giant pancake ala Uncle Buck
35:00 <The_Baron> using a snow shovel as a spatula and all
35:00 <Bastardly_One> daughter
35:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-profile-a.akamaihd.net/hprofile-ak-xaf1/t1.0-1/p160x160/10388563_10152204167772379_4001487885682834672_n.jpg
36:00 <The_Baron> she looks like a lot of my feminist friends
36:00 <Bastardly_One> mother
36:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/1619644_10152547256172656_1756502522_n.jpg
36:00 <partay> yah she looks like a dyke
36:00 <Bastardly_One> awks
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but look how they look alike 
37:00 <Picard> i need to cum
37:00 <Bastardly_One> awks
37:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
37:00 <partay> Bastardly_One if you can tap her thats good work 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can't go out with your friend's mum
37:00 <Bastardly_One> can ya?
37:00 <partay> yes
37:00 <Bastardly_One> "who's your daddy?"
37:00 <partay> alls fair
37:00 <Serenity> someone go pee 4 me
37:00 <Serenity> ty
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, if I can flirt with her
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and she didn't go to the toilet to be ill
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm doing well so far
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and still talking to me now I'm home
38:00 <partay> Bastardly_One remember all chicks love the cock at the end of the day
38:00 <Serenity> i want to go be ill thinking about it
38:00 <Bastardly_One> according to her daughter
38:00 <partay> and at the beginning too
38:00 <Bastardly_One> her mum sure does
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how rude is that to say about your mum though?
39:00 <Serenity> ewww
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <Excessive> mum daughter teah Bastardly_One
39:00 <Excessive> +c
39:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
39:00 <partay> the mother / daughter combo 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> you too
40:00 <Skirmish> Well ... 
40:00 <Skirmish> I think the mother looks lovely. 
40:00 <partay> i agree 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks identical in real life
40:00 <Serenity> shes better looking than the daughter tbh
40:00 <Serenity> but too old
40:00 <Skirmish> ^
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and everything in the right place
40:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed
40:00 <Bastardly_One> totally
40:00 <partay> Bastardly_One is old
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and tbh?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> nicer personality
41:00 <partay> Bastardly_One youre not exactly brad pitt.. id say go for it 
41:00 <Serenity> lol
41:00 <Serenity> hes not even brads ugly brother
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the years have not be kind 
41:00 <Skirmish> I don't see that woman being all that impressed by a guy that stays with her daughter to meet her though.  Especially when she would be able to get guys that would take her out to dinner, hotel rooms etc.  
41:00 <Skirmish> I wish you luck though.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, I actually agree with you
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I expect nothing but a continuing friendship to be honest
42:00 <partay> yah she could be after more than a quickie in the boggers at the local maccas
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and that would be rather awkward to me 
43:00 <partay> ask pictard for advice.. he was saying what a great wingman he is 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> the way I know her daughter is waaaaaaaay back in yahoo chat days and she had a really bad night and rang me 
43:00 <Skirmish> It would be heaps easy to get a root out of the daughter though.  Wouldn't be very hard at all. 
43:00 <partay> lol but true
44:00 <partay> ask pictard for advice.. he was saying what a great wingman he is 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and told me recently that left an impact as in I saved her life that night
44:00 <Bastardly_One> so the daughter is like a little sister kind of thing
44:00 <Bastardly_One> way too awks for my liking
44:00 <partay> daddy issues ?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> according to her mum
44:00 <Picard> huh?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yes 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why her daughter thinks her mum is jealous
45:00 <Bastardly_One> like what the fuck?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I just blinked at that comment
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I was testing the waters as she knows I like her mum
45:00 <Skirmish> Sorry ... but there is absolutely no way that woman is jealous of her daughter. 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes apparently she does
45:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly Skirmish
46:00 <Bastardly_One> could not agree more
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was instantly smitten if guys get smitten
46:00 <The_Baron> most women who are jealous of their daughters have borderline personality disorder
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and for an ugly cunt I am way fussy
46:00 <partay> Bastardly_One i appreciate your honesty
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I tell it how it is 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the years have not been kind at all 
47:00 <Skirmish> For someone who goes to a supermarket to look at a box of tacos because that's the closest he is getting to a vagina ... you should stop being fussy.
47:00 <partay> however you are better looking than pictard. he's just butt guly
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am certainly no catch lifestyle wise
47:00 <partay> tell her youre an irc op 
48:00 <slower> Bastardly_One you have made them aware that you are showing their pic?
48:00 <Excessive> irc pop
48:00 <The_Baron> I've never seen a taco that looks like a vagina
49:00 <partay> ive seen avagina that looks like a taco
49:00 <Serenity> i cant even fathom being jealous of a child (your child)
49:00 <The_Baron> so does ur missus have a twat like a box of Old El Passo, Skirmish?
49:00 <Picard> some cunts need help
49:00 <The_Baron> I am so confused 
52:00 <Excessive> lol @ JJJ
53:00 <Excessive> the dude spaekin to a comp
53:00 <Excessive> speakin
53:00 <Picard> partay would u fuck a hooker who offers CIM?
53:00 <Excessive> n the comp answers "my grandfather was a telegraph"
53:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: Because you see enough vagina. 
53:00 <Modular> Picard stop telling me about your testicle rash
54:00 <partay> pictard pic dude pic 
54:00 <partay> repulsive
54:00 <partay> man
54:00 <partay> where do the hours go
55:00 <The_Baron> I only see one vagina, my wifes. And even that is like a eclipse these days
55:00 <Picard> partay answer the question
57:00 <Skirmish> The_Baron: You have never heard a vagina referred to as a fur taco? 
57:00 <The_Baron> yeah I have
57:00 <The_Baron> I was doing my worst impression of Carl Baron
58:00 <The_Baron> would you care for an orange juice?
58:00 <The_Baron> only if it would care for me
58:00 <partay> pictard you imbecile... do you have an intelligent question
59:00 <The_Baron> don't be ridiculous partgay
00:00 <marklar> e
00:00 <marklar> re
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Madness always looked so much quirkier than they sound
00:00 <The_Baron> they are pretty quirky sounding too
00:00 <Bastardly_One> bull
01:00 <Bastardly_One> commerical ska
01:00 <Picard> partgay how would u feel fucking a hooker after she was with a client who just blew in her mouth??
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the specials they're not
01:00 <The_Baron> specials are good
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but see what I am saying?
01:00 <The_Baron> and they were just as commercial
01:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
01:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N5R7C0MEMk 
01:00 <The_Baron> well sure they didn't have MadStock
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hans German Cabaret on The Full B! (Date not found) 3:26 - Category: Entertainment - 114 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
01:00 <johninja> hilarious
01:00 <The_Baron> but still
01:00 <Bastardly_One> wash your mouth out!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> even if they did songs with lilly allen
02:00 <Bastardly_One> on vocals at a festival
02:00 <Bastardly_One> waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiter!
02:00 <The_Baron> I went to a Specials concert like 4-5 years ago
02:00 <The_Baron> love the music
02:00 <The_Baron> though I did stand out like a sore thumb
02:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking great band 
02:00 <The_Baron> due to my lack of red suspenders and a pork pie hat
03:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd of been like the youngest one too
03:00 <The_Baron> actually no
03:00 <The_Baron> not by a long shot
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hello vivian
03:00 <marklar> Lulu
03:00 <Bastardly_One> hello mum
03:00 <marklar> Babaron
03:00 <marklar> Babastard
03:00 <Bastardly_One> love this ep
03:00 <The_Baron> I wish they were playin the second season too
03:00 <partay> pictard you imbecile... do you have an intelligent question
03:00 <The_Baron> I like the University Challenge episode
03:00 <johninja> when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore
04:00 <Picard> partgay is shy
04:00 <Picard> or a virgin
04:00 <johninja> i doubt it
04:00 <partay> seriously dude you are a retard
04:00 <partay> no wonder your wife hates you 
06:00 <Picard> she does?
06:00 <partay> yep.. thats why youre here begging to bat off on cam 
06:00 <Picard> i ws begging?
06:00 <Picard> when was this?
06:00 <partay> pictard its ok.. we know you talk so much shit you dont remember what you say
06:00 <Picard> now can u answet the question?
06:00 <Picard> answer*
06:00 <partay> pictard you imbecile... do you have an intelligent question
07:00 <The_Baron> booooooooooooooooooooooring
07:00 <Picard> why dont u answer the question?
07:00 <partay> pictard you imbecile... do you have an intelligent question
07:00 <Picard> whats to be afraid of?
08:00 <johninja> hows things The_Baron?
08:00 <partay> johninja sup slut
08:00 <johninja> hey partay
08:00 <johninja> not much man
08:00 <Skirmish> What's going on johninja? 
08:00 <johninja> hey Skirmish
09:00 <johninja> just been watching a lot of soccer
09:00 <Picard> lol @ partgay
09:00 <johninja> got fucked up pretty good the other night lol
09:00 <partay> repulsive 
09:00 <partay> hahahaha
09:00 <The_Baron> hey johninja
09:00 <johninja> had aa convo with myself and slept on the balcony
09:00 <johninja> told my gf she was a beutiful golden unicorn
09:00 <johninja> shit like that
09:00 <partay> fly me down to fuck her 
09:00 <johninja> spewed in the bath and toilet
09:00 <The_Baron> things are in a state of perpetual "whatever man"
09:00 <partay> game over 
10:00 <johninja> haha
10:00 <The_Baron> what were u on?
10:00 <johninja> ahh i get that The_Baron
10:00 <johninja> not really a bad stage tbh
10:00 <Picard> lol @ johninja
10:00 <Picard> u have a gf?
10:00 <johninja> ignorance is bliss
10:00 <johninja> drank a bottle captain morgan and a few beers
10:00 <Picard> mel pissed u off and u found another slut?
10:00 <partay> pictard do you ?
10:00 <Picard> do i what?
10:00 <johninja> lol andy
10:00 <johninja> so little you know
11:00 <johninja> i like it
11:00 <The_Baron> it's not my lack of ignorance that is bliss
11:00 <Picard> so mel didnt piss u off?
11:00 <The_Baron> it's my lack of not giving a fuck!
11:00 <johninja> nobody 
11:00 <johninja> pisses
11:00 <johninja> me
11:00 <johninja> off
11:00 <johninja> :)
11:00 <Loof> faux fawks ViO live
11:00 <johninja> hey Loof
11:00 <johninja> oh ok
11:00 <partay> pictard pic dude pic 
11:00 <Picard> well she said she pissed u off
12:00 <Picard> u couldnt provide drugs and milk for her
12:00 <partay> johninja is a handsome man 
12:00 <simba> ill always have that dumb pic of Picard and his lil dick from the bron screencap imprinted into my brain
12:00 <The_Baron> few ppl here were making out like u two had broken up
12:00 <johninja> lol simba
12:00 <The_Baron> god love the shitty rumour mill that is this chan
12:00 <partay> hahahaha
12:00 <johninja> yeh she said a lot of things
12:00 <partay> The_Baron post pic 
12:00 <johninja> that doesn't make them true
12:00 <The_Baron> partgay sure
12:00 <johninja> she was trolling she said
12:00 <The_Baron> I am a picwhore after all
12:00 <johninja> it seemed pretty obvious to me
12:00 <Picard> simba why did u run from panda and call the police?
12:00 <johninja> i was afk
12:00 <johninja> but saw it all
12:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <simba> what
13:00 <Picard> u are a coward
13:00 <johninja> lol Picard is coming up with more lies
13:00 <simba> i havent seen panda for 5+ years
13:00 <johninja> you need credibility man
13:00 <partay> pictard is just a fat loney prick 
13:00 <Picard> he said u fucked his basketball and run away
13:00 <Maurice> Literally fucked it?
13:00 <Picard> then his mate made your little sister bleed when he fucked her
13:00 <Maurice> I thought it just got left behind
13:00 <johninja> sue him for libel
14:00 <Picard> lol Maurice, no i think he meant he kicked it away and it popped
14:00 <Picard> simba is this true?
14:00 <johninja> that is one crazy story
14:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/v/t1.0-9/228436_8101996107_3050_n.jpg?oh=c44ba2c17319b09bd3b908b425f68656&oe=5418CB0B&__gda__=1411255700_d984d3fa585a922d095bebbe559c830c
14:00 <The_Baron> I love this one
14:00 <Picard> johninja panda is one crazy bloke
14:00 <johninja> i know 
14:00 <simba> wtf
15:00 <simba> andrew: dont entertain the retarded shit he spouts whilst having an episode by believing it
15:00 <johninja> i think panda said a few things about Picard too
15:00 <johninja> i just have better things to dedicate my memmory too
15:00 <Picard> johninja i have the recording 
15:00 <Picard> simba u are a coward
15:00 <Picard> why are u upset his mate fucked your sister?
16:00 <simba> he doesnt have any mates
16:00 <johninja> so if what panda says about simba is true then that must mean what he says about you is also true
16:00 <simba> be quiet andrew
16:00 <Picard> simba did someone fuck your sister, other then you?
16:00 <Maurice> And at the end of the day, the rest of us just don't fucking care so shut your gaping face wound already
17:00 <simba> ill kick u outta here andrew
17:00 <Picard> johninja i love your simple minded logic
17:00 <Picard> lol simba
17:00 <simba> why are you siding with josh now?
17:00 <johninja> obviously not simple enough for you to understand it
17:00 <Maurice> Because you have ops now
17:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard
17:00 <Bastardly_One> tape it again
17:00 <simba> youre as bi polar as he is..
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking hilarious
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to hear it again
17:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One knees bitch
17:00 <Bastardly_One> do it 
17:00 <Picard> i cbf
17:00 <partay> The_Baron waiting.............
17:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking do it 
18:00 <The_Baron> I already put up a pic partay
18:00 <Picard> fuck u
18:00 <partay> thats cray cray dude 
18:00 <johninja> fuck you - Picard 2014
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I know you want to but you can't afford me ... I'm more expensive that the cheap hookers you hire
18:00 <Bastardly_One> record it
19:00 <Picard> no
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
21:00 <Picard> fuck me
21:00 <Picard> im so bored
22:00 <Picard> might go to bed
22:00 <Bastardly_One> do it
22:00 <The_Baron> he has to inflate his wife first
22:00 <Bastardly_One> not everyone has heard it 
23:00 <Picard> i do not care!
29:00 <johninja> go to bed andy
29:00 <johninja> you are getting cranky
30:00 <The_Baron> Picard, ever thought about sticking your head in the oven?
30:00 <The_Baron> I have
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it's pretty easy to sit on your bottom and do nothing isn't it vivian?
31:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
31:00 <Maurice> Vyvyan
31:00 <Bastardly_One> not if you don't have a bottom?
31:00 <Serenity> stop talking about people fucking simbas sister makes me want to spew
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *bottom
31:00 <Serenity> oh....
31:00 <Serenity> scrolled
32:00 <The_Baron> is simbas sister hawt?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what's his sister look like?
32:00 <Serenity> i dont know
32:00 <Bastardly_One> is she older or younger?
32:00 <Serenity> but for some reason i have in my head shes a teen
32:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, pics
32:00 <Picard> lol Serenity do u want to have a crack at her?
32:00 <Picard> she is 24
32:00 <Serenity> cause simba is quite young
32:00 <Bastardly_One> 24 eh?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> simba pics
32:00 <simba> hi
32:00 <simba> ???
32:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently your sister is hot
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> older or younger?
33:00 <simba> the thing about my sister was compleetly made up by josh 
33:00 <Picard> lies
33:00 <Picard> simba is trying to protect her 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh ... delusions eh?
33:00 <Picard> its out dude, she is a slut
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Pictard enough
33:00 <Serenity> someone sent me weird screenshots yesterday
33:00 <Maurice> simba hasnt even got a sister
33:00 <Serenity> dunno why
33:00 <Bastardly_One> go record that thing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive?
34:00 <Excessive> ?
34:00 <Picard> lol Bastardly_One
34:00 <Bastardly_One> he does weird screen hots
34:00 <faux> :|
34:00 <Bastardly_One> for no reason
34:00 <simba> were they using a variant of my name Serenity cos i got that too from 'simbis' or whatever
34:00 <simba> josh sending his mum some fucked up status updates
34:00 <simba> then he made a fb update about me because he was paranoid i read his fb.. even tho i dont even use it..
35:00 <Serenity> yeah [5:18pm] --> *sambis** http://i.imgur.com/ ****
35:00 <The_Baron> I had to unfriend him on FB
35:00 <Bastardly_One> dear Lord
35:00 <The_Baron> mainly because I couldn't understand wtf he was posting
35:00 <Maurice> I read that, my mother would have hidden my body by now if I spoke like that
36:00 <Serenity> i dont really care about what was said to who i just dunno who sent the pics or why..
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't have him on FB no matter how much he asks
36:00 <Bastardly_One> there is a couple of people from here on there
36:00 <Bastardly_One> but I trust those people not to use shit against me 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and especially not in here like he loves to do on one of his mood swings
37:00 <The_Baron> I don't think I will ever be able to understand his pain
37:00 <The_Baron> How could I, a lowly plebe, fathom the dillemas of a man who owns 
37:00 <The_Baron> 2 X PS4
38:00 <The_Baron> brb
38:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <Picard> such a hero
38:00 <Picard> u weak dog cunt
39:00 <Bastardly_One> easy
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and watch how he goes off when you say the following
40:00 <Bastardly_One> mummsie
40:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> she basically gives him an allowance and I caught him saying it one
40:00 <Bastardly_One> rambling
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and man he gets cut when you tell him he lives off his obviously to do mother
40:00 <simba> yea
41:00 <simba> hes broke as fuck dude
41:00 <Bastardly_One> if she really is ... she's probably another story of his
41:00 <simba> but hes too proud to admit it
41:00 <simba> hes got that dumb pride that meatheads have
41:00 <simba> theyd rather go down fighting then admit something
41:00 <simba> he told me he had to sell GTA V for 20 bucks just to eat some shitty food and drink energy drinks that day
41:00 <simba> but when it comes to irc,,, hes got a six figure number in the bank
41:00 <simba> he has 2 seem like a top dogg
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, he said he had to because he didn't like it 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> to me 
43:00 <Serenity> what you really need to ask is
43:00 <Serenity> who really cares that much about someone elses life
44:00 <johninja> #OpChat
44:00 <simba> who has such little in their life that they have to create a fake life for themselves in a chatroom
44:00 <simba> wait we know the answer
44:00 <stebie> me!
44:00 <couleurs> oh yeh? once he secretly told me that ps4 is better than xbone 
44:00 <Serenity> i always read xbone as x bone
44:00 <milk> oh, I'm Dr Who
45:00 <simba> i thought it was meant to be x bone
45:00 <The_Baron> that would make you the 14th doctor, which is improbable, as he only has 13 cycles
45:00 <The_Baron> u cunt!
46:00 <Picard> simba is fake
46:00 <simba> stop being so butthurt at me ur old enough to me my dad
46:00 <Picard> :P
46:00 <Picard> coward
46:00 <milk> http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/cleZu0fXDmA/hqdefault.jpg
47:00 <couleurs> you're as beautiful as i imagined milk 
47:00 <Serenity> the doctor has 12 regenerations (13 doctors)
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <johninja> why would you screencap the fake nikky vid?
48:00 <Maurice> Thats Butter
48:00 <johninja> you sir are an odd character
48:00 <The_Baron> so 13 cycles if u count the original doctor
48:00 <The_Baron> :P
48:00 <milk> elephant guns don't really work on hippoes, their skulls are too thick
48:00 <simba> milk reminds me a lot of awolf
48:00 <The_Baron> nah I aint gonna be able to dig my way out of that logical faux pas
48:00 <milk> Hamplanets?
48:00 <johninja> milk is more likeable imo
48:00 <johninja> which isn't saying much
48:00 <Serenity> milk isnt likable
48:00 <Serenity> hes a fucking moron
49:00 <milk> no really, take less drugs and work out
49:00 <johninja> i like his inane chatter more than beehhhs
49:00 <Serenity> who would win in a fight between awolf and milk
49:00 <johninja> lets put it that way
49:00 <johninja> well awolf does have large arms
49:00 <simba> thats even what awolf talks about taking drugs and working out
49:00 <Serenity> awolf seems like a dirty fighter
49:00 <Serenity> he'd pull hair n spit
49:00 <johninja> but he looks like you could push him over
49:00 <johninja> because he has a HUGE head
49:00 <johninja> and arms
49:00 <johninja> very topheavy
49:00 <The_Baron> so u just gotta go for the knees
50:00 <johninja> yeh
50:00 <milk> dear god no, I don't want to run down in a mobility scooter
50:00 <The_Baron> awolf seems like the fat kid who got fit and realised he still has no friends
50:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <milk> at least not one of those ones with the orange flag
51:00 <Serenity> i kind of feel bad for awolf
51:00 <couleurs> Picard got old as still has no friends
51:00 <milk> metallic red?
51:00 <couleurs> awolf is ok and so is milk fukc u all
51:00 <Serenity> he thinks hes different from those spastics that hide in his channel.. but really hes just the ring leader of a bad bunch
51:00 <johninja> in his warped little mind he is fine
51:00 <Loof> hey johninja
52:00 <johninja> hey Loof
52:00 <Loof> u high?
52:00 <simba> he really wanted to be heard, awolf, but didnt really know how to get the attention (in a positive way)
52:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil wants loof for op
52:00 <johninja> tommorow mang
52:00 <Loof> i'd be the worst op
52:00 <johninja> been dry for a few days :(
52:00 <Loof> aww fuck mang :(
52:00 <simba> im getting wet tomorrow
52:00 <milk> every Hamplanet reaches that point in their life where they get so big, their bitch boy has walk alongside their metallic red mobility scooter with the orange flag, because the Hamplanet has got so large the bitch boy can no longer ride at their feet
53:00 <The_Baron> how far are u from melton, johninja?
53:00 <Serenity> is mel ok johninja she messaged me on fb the other night.. then texted me the next day like we didnt even have the convo we had
53:00 <Serenity> was a little awkward
53:00 <johninja> she is.. ok
54:00 <Serenity> i forgot till just now i never ended up answering her text
54:00 <Serenity> i didnt know what to say
54:00 <Loof> i got new scales!
54:00 <johninja> woop
54:00 <johninja> i got some for 15 bucks from cashies
54:00 <simba> i got scales... theyre multiplyin
54:00 <Loof> nice
54:00 <johninja> pretty decent set
55:00 <Loof> u still in melb?
56:00 <The_Baron> and hey loof btw
56:00 <Loof> hey man :)
56:00 <milk> call me Luke
56:00 <simba> luke.. luke... u must go to dagoba..
56:00 <milk> MMmmmmMMMmmmm dagobars
57:00 <milk> you know what I like the most?
57:00 <Loof> can you play with two controllers on fifa simba?
57:00 <milk> I mean, I really Really REALLY like KFC
57:00 <milk> but you know what I like the most?
57:00 <simba> ummm yes u can do two player
57:00 <simba> same team or against
57:00 <Loof> sweet as
58:00 <Loof> might have to snap up fifa next week
59:00 <milk> I like to form up ultra mega mega mobility scooter and head down the fish and chip shop....
59:00 <simba> bye it so u and b1 can train 4 the next 1s
59:00 <Bastardly_One> darksiders II for he win
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I will if I have enough money
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that fucking waste of a trip cost me a fortune
59:00 <faux> 4chan
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