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01:00 <beehhh> ended up throwing up on bed
16:00 <Gatecrasher> im going to uk stay in queens home
18:00 <doctor> Your place is on my stead Beehhh. The (q)ueen is only there for show
26:00 <fawks> I'd killll for a gaytime right now
26:00 <fawks> And I wouldn't mind the icecream either 
27:00 <Nessita> Just had a maxibon earlier... was ao frickin good :)
31:00 <Gatecrasher> golden gaytime
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I want an eskimo pie now
32:00 <Bastardly_One> bitches
32:00 <Bastardly_One> *glares*
32:00 <pelican> b1
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what?
32:00 <pelican> sup
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the ceiling duh
32:00 <Nessita> Lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I dont live on the end of a pier like you
32:00 <pelican> lol
33:00 <Bastardly_One> ya flamin' pelican
33:00 <Nessita> Eskimo pie is not yum
33:00 <Nessita> B1
33:00 <Bastardly_One> is so
33:00 <Gatecrasher> eskimo pie dont have a stick to hold
33:00 <pelican> i bought a dryer today no more wet clothes
34:00 <Gatecrasher> what a waste pelican whos gonna pay for your power bill
34:00 <Nessita>  Neither does a maxibon but they're yum atleast :)
34:00 <pelican> work
34:00 <pelican> i do me washin at work 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> clothes horse by the heater for the cheapo win
34:00 <Gatecrasher> dont bet on works too much
34:00 <Gatecrasher> you should dry clothes at work
34:00 <pelican> already wash me clothes there
34:00 <pelican> too much rain
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the rich chocolate on eskimo pies
34:00 <Gatecrasher> use their electricity
35:00 <pelican> fukinoath
35:00 <Gatecrasher> coin dryer is a saving
35:00 <pelican> nwater
35:00 <Bastardly_One> maxibons are too much look cookies and cream
35:00 <Bastardly_One> look?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> like
35:00 <pelican> my washin machine been sittin in rain past 2 years
35:00 <pelican> still works 
35:00 <Nessita> That's exactly why they're so good :)
36:00 <pelican> eat frozen cordial
37:00 <Nessita> Why?
38:00 <Gatecrasher> canada is where smart people should go
38:00 <Mew> because its delicious
39:00 <pelican> absolutely
39:00 <pelican> you remember them funny faces icypoles mew?
40:00 <Loof> sugar addiction is the worst
40:00 <Loof> just watching a doco on it
41:00 <Gatecrasher> i had dragon fruit in sugar syrup norell made for me 
41:00 <pelican> i just had some kfc
41:00 <Loof> i love dragon fruit
41:00 <Loof> had it for the first time a few weeks ago
42:00 <pelican> are you a fat cunt loof?
42:00 <Serenity> when the moon gits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amoreeeeee
42:00 <fawks> gits
43:00 <Serenity> when the world seems to shine like you've had to much wine thats
43:00 <Serenity> amoreeeee
43:00 <stebie> gits or tit the feck out
43:00 <stebie> hi faux
43:00 <stebie> hi Serenity
44:00 <Serenity> hola stebie
45:00 <fawks> Hi stibbie
45:00 <stebie> ^____^
45:00 <Serenity> bell will ring
45:00 <Serenity> tinga linga ling
45:00 <Serenity> tinga ling a ling and youll sing viiita belllaaa
46:00 <Serenity> hearts will play tippy tippy tay
46:00 <stebie> noooooo not BlackDevil
46:00 <Serenity> tippy tippy tay like a gay taranellaaa
47:00 <Serenity> tarantella
47:00 <Serenity> he was meant to come and fix your access
47:00 <stebie> :<
47:00 <stebie> what a meanie
47:00 <Serenity> he said hes working a lot
47:00 <Serenity> 16 hours +
50:00 <Maurice> Thats so not an excuse
50:00 <Maurice> He used to irc from his old job
57:00 <stebie> Maurice, exactly, no excuse
57:00 <stebie> tsk tsk
57:00 <Maurice> I reckon
12:00 <ShadowLurker> you all love cocks
12:00 <doctor> dont be rude
13:00 <Maurice> It's true
13:00 <Sponge> Maurice have you noticed any changes in the powerof your husbans ejaculate?
13:00 <ShadowLurker> talk about cocks and see who turns up
14:00 <Maurice> I don't know how to respond to that
15:00 <doctor> has he been drinking gatorade?
16:00 <Sponge> i've noticed in porn a lot  of guys squirt with great power but others just drip
16:00 <Sponge> those drippers have prostate problems
16:00 <Maurice> I don't know what he's drinking or how he's spurting
19:00 <Serenity> i have gatorade in the fridge
26:00 <Maurice> I finally watched that Kim K porn link
26:00 <Maurice> I've made more exciting porn on my own
26:00 <Maurice> That was crap
27:00 <fawks> Told you so
28:00 <fawks> Also this just ruined finding nemo for me
28:00 <fawks> http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/nemos-dad-should-have-become-his-mom-and-other-lies-childrens-movies-told-you
28:00 <fawks> Stupid science 
28:00 <Maurice> Yeah I knew that
32:00 <Serenity> OMG
32:00 <Serenity> LION KING INCEST
33:00 <Maurice> LOL
34:00 <Maurice> I've wondered that for years since theres only one male in the pride
34:00 <Serenity> yeah see i knew that but i never really thought about it
34:00 <Maurice> Well, only one whos dick is allowed to work
34:00 <Maurice> Mufasa never would have done well in a threesome
35:00 <Serenity> lions are the ultimate pligs
36:00 <Shadowgate> type at 1:30am kill people of laughter lol
36:00 <Shadowgate> kill me of laughter
38:00 <fawks> lmao
38:00 <Mew> Shadowgate your sister is dead
38:00 <BlackDevil> faux has a nice dick
38:00 <fawks> lol Mew hahahaha
38:00 <Mew> she said its your fault in her sushicide note
38:00 <fawks> awwwww I wanna hug Mew
38:00 <fawks> Insert cow face here
39:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity
39:00 <BlackDevil> mate
39:00 <BlackDevil> http://i.imgur.com/JbQuJ9h.jpg
39:00 <fawks> That's literally me next to every human
39:00 <fawks> stupid giants
39:00 <doctor> BlackDevil mate
39:00 <doctor> you posted that image hours ago
40:00 <BlackDevil> i did
40:00 <BlackDevil> but
40:00 <Maurice> [Maverick] linked that today
40:00 <BlackDevil> not to
40:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity
40:00 <Maurice> But he pointed out the babys arm holding an apple
40:00 <Maurice> I hadn't noticed until then
40:00 <Mew> wow you get near alot of massive cock foof
40:00 <BlackDevil> lol i thought you said loof
40:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
40:00 <BlackDevil> which is also true
40:00 <Mew> hahahahahahahahahhahaha
42:00 <Shadowgate> yous typed at 1:#0am yous kill of laughte rlol
42:00 <Mew> omg Shadowgate i feel bad now
42:00 <Mew> i love you
43:00 <BlackDevil> this is fuckin sexy http://i.imgur.com/JQF80.jpg
45:00 <BonBon> yo
47:00 <Serenity> o/
48:00 <doctor> fat black attack
49:00 <Bonny> who's black?
51:00 <Mew> thas racist dawg
51:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/JQF80.jpg
51:00 <Bonny> hahahahaha
51:00 <doctor> yeah well screw it. i don't know what you kids get up to these days
52:00 <Mew> drugs and sex
52:00 <BlackDevil> stare at my dick Serenity http://i.imgur.com/JbQuJ9h.jpg
52:00 <Mew> oh and racism
53:00 <Serenity> stop posting links to me black dickhead
53:00 <BlackDevil> nope
54:00 <fawks> http://m.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/television/cartoon-characters-you-never-knew-were-voiced-by-celebrities/story-fni0cc2c-1226942572242
55:00 <BlackDevil> Actor #TracyMorgan critically hurt in fatal 6-car pileup in #NewJersey
56:00 <BlackDevil> pfft
56:00 <BlackDevil> mobile site
58:00 <Dark_Weather> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10444012_10201520621572041_8289891512706824203_n.jpg
02:00 <BlackDevil> have you ever pooped your pants?
21:00 <Bonny> http://www.news.com.au/finance/work/former-seek-cio-carey-eaton-killed-in-kenya-armed-robbery/story-fn5tas5k-1226945233512
22:00 <Saemon> yo yo yo room
22:00 <Jewel> hey
23:00 <Dark_Weather> mmmmmmmmmmmm devilled wings
23:00 <Jewel> what are those
24:00 <Dark_Weather> chicken wings done with spices etc
24:00 <Jewel> ah ok
29:00 <doctor> Jewel, Saemon
30:00 <Jewel> hello doctor
31:00 <BlackDevil> i need to poop
32:00 <doctor> go for it mate, no ones stopping you
33:00 <BlackDevil> irc is
33:00 <Bonny> wear a nappy
33:00 <doctor> best have an empty piss bottle on you then
34:00 <Jewel> gross lol
34:00 <Jewel> that would definitely say you have a problem
35:00 <Bonny> http://sfglobe.com/?id=929&src=share_fb_new_929
35:00 <BlackDevil> then you accidently drink the bottle
39:00 <TheRiddler> fawks what's with the huge images lol
44:00 <fawks> What?
44:00 <fawks> What huge images 
44:00 <Maurice> He means your vag pic
49:00 <Maurice> I have an odd crush on Ty Burrell
49:00 <TheRiddler> from http://m.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/television/cartoon-characters-you-never-knew-were-voiced-by-celebrities/story-fni0cc2c-1226942572242
50:00 <TheRiddler> anyways I'm off to bed
50:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
50:00 <fawks> Idk
50:00 <fawks> Nini
51:00 <Maurice> The cartoon character link you linked, the images were massive
52:00 <Maurice> But I'm ok with that, the bigger the better..
52:00 <Serenity> theyre big because its a mobile link
52:00 <Serenity> get rid of te m.
53:00 <fawks> Ah
53:00 <Serenity> night
54:00 <Maurice> Byeeeeee choco
54:00 <BlackDevil> its a mobile site Maurice
54:00 <BlackDevil> you have to take the m. off
54:00 <fawks> Night sez
54:00 <simba> breast we forget
54:00 <Maurice> I wasn't complaining about it
54:00 <Maurice> TheFiddler was
55:00 <BlackDevil> i know
55:00 <fawks> I'm off too
55:00 <fawks> Nini
55:00 <BlackDevil> i was saying that to theriddler
55:00 <BlackDevil> but he left
55:00 <Maurice> TheRiddler and Maurice aren't really close in nicks
55:00 <BlackDevil> but you sound alike
56:00 <Maurice> That's insulting
56:00 <Maurice> I'm not as creepy as him
56:00 <BlackDevil> Avril Lavigne: fans may touch me now
56:00 <Saemon> thats what shw said.
56:00 <Saemon> she*
57:00 <Saemon> hrm the hunger games is kickin in
57:00 <Saemon> might be some time for good ole mi goreng :P
57:00 <Saemon> #omgcravings
58:00 <Dark_Weather> found out abt ur post office yet man?
59:00 <Saemon> the f u on bout 
00:00 <Dark_Weather> wasn't talkin 2 u
00:00 <Saemon> oooooooo sooooryy
00:00 <Jewel> lol
05:00 <Sponge> does anyone  have a postie biike?
08:00 <simba> not yet Dark_Weather
09:00 <Dark_Weather> k
15:00 <BlackDevil> last episode of cosmos just got released
16:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
22:00 <simba> eeeeeeeeeeee
23:00 <Dark_Weather> cali's
25:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/v2QlyR1ua-s
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scuba - Aesaunic - HF024 (Oct 30, 2009) 7:18 - Category: Music - 10,425 - 64 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:00 <Saemon> dang
26:00 <Saemon> watched x-men days of future past
27:00 <Saemon> could have done without the full glory shot assault of hugh jackmans bare naked ass on the giant screen
28:00 <simba> arent you a faggot though?
28:00 <Dark_Weather> ehehe
30:00 <Dark_Weather> I remember him typin abt watchin the male porn n sayin how it turned him onnnnnnnnnnn
30:00 <simba> what a homo
31:00 <Saemon> ok ok Dark_Weather lol
31:00 <Saemon> u got me
31:00 <Saemon> i actually missed like 20mins of the movie
32:00 <Saemon> because after i saw that hugh jackman ass scene i had to go to the toilet to furiously rub one out in the cubicles
32:00 <simba> now youre pretending to make a joke about being gay even though youre a faggot
32:00 <Saemon> and there turned out to be a line of ppl waiting to go in there
32:00 <Jewel> lol
32:00 <Saemon> dunno why there was so many ppl at the cinemas today
32:00 <Dark_Weather> mazdabator
32:00 <simba> just accept who you are Saemon
33:00 <simba> dont run away from your true feelings
33:00 <Saemon> ok sure
33:00 <Jewel> nothing wrong with being gay
33:00 <Saemon> im homosexual
33:00 <Saemon> what of it?
33:00 <Saemon> its 2014 its ok these days being gay is mainstream
34:00 <simba> and everything mainstream is shit
34:00 <simba> for faggots like you
34:00 <Saemon> im here, im queer, buy me a beer, used to it.
34:00 <Saemon> get* used to it :P
34:00 <Jewel> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon
35:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
35:00 <Jewel> but hes funny
35:00 <Saemon> ^
35:00 <Jewel> and witty
35:00 <Jewel> and maybe pretty
35:00 <Saemon> :] wow thanks
36:00 <Dark_Weather> opposite attraction ^
36:00 <Jewel> np
38:00 <Saemon> omg....ive just boiled 5 packets of mi goreng....
38:00 <Saemon> lol
38:00 <Saemon> im scare
38:00 <Saemon> scared*
38:00 <Saemon> do i dare eat this much?
38:00 <Jewel> you sure thats enough
39:00 <Saemon> haha im hungry thats why
39:00 <Saemon> ppl say never go food shoppin when ur hungry
40:00 <Saemon> well, never cook when ur hungry as well, cuz ur gona go overkill
40:00 <simba> hey heres something less boring
40:00 <simba> 4,9Hrm, simple.... Take everything that is universally supreme * awesome + Fucking Sexy (Levels extremely high causing jealousy n envy from most people + mah personallity n qualities that everyone needs in their lives to use in comparison to value general bullshit in life n BOOM --- Not even possible to come close to how spectacular I am :))
40:00 <Saemon> eat stuff thats already made
40:00 <Saemon> hehe simba
40:00 <Sponge> do you have a motorbike licence simba
40:00 <simba> no why
41:00 <Sponge> i thought you did
41:00 <Jewel> simba my eyes
41:00 <simba> how
41:00 <simba> i like the idea of having a motorbike
41:00 <Sponge> chicks love motorbikes
41:00 <simba> some would be too scared
42:00 <Sponge> they like guys on motorbikes
42:00 <Jewel> we do
42:00 <Jewel> its sexy
43:00 <simba> in theory
43:00 <simba> u cant put ur hand on her thigh and slide it up innocently on a motorbike
43:00 <Bastardly_One> until you crash into a truck at 180km an hour
43:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing sexy about that
43:00 <simba> all she can do is cling to you you cant even converse
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> a bike would be best for zipping somewhere hell quick on your own
44:00 <Jewel> true nothing sexy about that
44:00 <simba> then you have an IMPREZA for touching womens thighs
44:00 <Shadowgate> Jewel kills peopole of laughter
44:00 <simba> stfu Shadowgate
44:00 <Jewel> what car do women buy to touch a mens thighs?
45:00 <Shadowgate> Jewel you kill people of lkaughter
45:00 <simba> a fast one
45:00 <Shadowgate> you typed at 2am into a chatroom
45:00 <Jewel> a holden maloo?
45:00 <simba> no
45:00 <simba> no holdens or fords
45:00 <Jewel> youre typing at the same time.............
46:00 <simba> dw hes retarded
46:00 <Jewel> ok :(
46:00 <Jewel> ok most ppl here are :P
47:00 <Bastardly_One> u r!
47:00 <Jewel> good times
47:00 <simba> id say half maybe
47:00 <Jewel> half sounds good
48:00 <simba> half a smile
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
55:00 <Bastardly_One> Theif is down to $29.95 for the bundle
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *thief
55:00 <Dark_Weather> 4FCKN BEAST! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSBQAu9yIKE
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amazing take-off Antonov 225 at Geilenkirchen NATO airbase (smokey!) (Feb 6, 2008) 1:03 - Category: Autos &amp; Vehicles - 1,747,048 - 1,328 likes (92.7%), 104 dislikes (7.3%)
03:00 <Saemon> Dear God, thank you for creating the indonesians
03:00 <Saemon> who in turn, created mi goreng
06:00 <simba> here Saemon i found something for a fat gay nerdy manchild like you 
06:00 <simba> http://www.rlslog.net/sfx-special-edition-the-complete-guide-to-x-men-2014-p2p/
06:00 <simba> a nice digital magazine about superheros
06:00 <simba> theres a WWE one too if you want
07:00 <Dark_Weather> I'mnah switch ovah to the other machine n fck with other stuffs
07:00 <Dark_Weather> bbl
07:00 <simba> ok m8
07:00 <simba> look triple h is on a mag cover he looks more photoshopped than human http://www.ultraimg.com/images/avM9c.jpg
07:00 <simba> they forgot to edit in some eyes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <Saemon> its not photoshopped
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I think that's reasonably old
10:00 <Saemon> his body really is that ripped and jacked in payback
10:00 <Saemon> not bad for a man hitting 50 in a few yrs
10:00 <simba> hes 44, so thats 6 years
11:00 <simba> and its june 2014 issue
11:00 <Ana_Ng> wow
11:00 <Saemon> haha u know more about him than me simba
11:00 <Ana_Ng> i hope when you are 44 that people say you're about to hit 50
11:00 <Saemon> admit it, your a fan
11:00 <Bastardly_One> June?
11:00 <Saemon> admit who you are simba
11:00 <simba> it says it on the cover you gay troll
11:00 <Saemon> stop hiding from it >:D
11:00 <simba> i know you had to drop out of high school but surely you can read
11:00 <Bastardly_One> wow, I saw it recently but no idea when
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think he can 
12:00 <Saemon> lol that you actually came up with his mag at all simba
12:00 <Saemon> proves to me that you're a fan, like me
12:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah Ana_Ng ... we're approaching senility according to idiots like Saemon
12:00 <Saemon> we're as one monami
12:00 <simba> if you cant say something funny Saemon dont type
12:00 <Saemon> bo-lieve that.
12:00 <Ana_Ng> that 4-year-old is about to hit 10
12:00 <Saemon> omg Bastardly_One
13:00 <Saemon> i just had an idea
13:00 <Bastardly_One> unlikely
13:00 <Saemon> bo-dallas joins the shield as the new member replacing rollinsd
13:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck if I had ops
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd perm ban you
13:00 <Saemon> and thier new catchphrase would be "Bo-lieve, in the Shield"
13:00 <Saemon> LOL
13:00 <Bastardly_One> just for that
13:00 <simba> <Saemon> its not photoshopped - lol
13:00 <Saemon> thats fucken genuis!
14:00 <simba> how can you not even admit that is pohotoshopped every magazine cover is heavily edited
14:00 <simba> didnt you even know that
14:00 <simba> heavily edited
15:00 <Saemon> ok it might be touched up abit
15:00 <simba> it is
15:00 <simba> no question about it
15:00 <Saemon> but hhh is in very good shape irl though
15:00 <Saemon> so its not like as if its a total lie
15:00 <simba> you dont need to get super defensive like he's your boyfriend, triple H doesn't give a fuck about you
15:00 <Saemon> yeah, he does
15:00 <simba> you cant accept how fake that world is but still love it
15:00 <Saemon> im a fan
15:00 <Saemon> i pay his wages
15:00 <simba> no you dont
15:00 <simba> lmao
15:00 <simba> youre some fat guy from australia
15:00 <Saemon> without the fans celebs would be nothing
16:00 <Jewel> i liked xpac
16:00 <simba> yes idiots need idiot followers to get recognised
16:00 <Saemon> haha Jewel
16:00 <Saemon> he was pretty awesome :]
16:00 <Saemon> i liked him in DXC
17:00 <Saemon> DX*
17:00 <Jewel> he was yes
17:00 <Jewel> yeahhhhhh
17:00 <Jewel> me too
17:00 <Saemon> remember when he tag-teamed with kane?
17:00 <Saemon> that was awesome
17:00 <Jewel> yep they were so cute
18:00 <Jewel> kane protecting him from the undertaker
18:00 <Saemon> yep, and they made him a memeber of DX
18:00 <Bastardly_One> smackdown was fucking gay this week
18:00 <Saemon> and when thry got him to say "SUUUCCKK ITTT" on the mic
18:00 <Saemon> lol
18:00 <Saemon> that was so cute
19:00 <Saemon> the relectant reclusive mysterious silent monster having friends 
19:00 <Saemon> opening up
19:00 <Saemon> for the first time
19:00 <Jewel> haha yeah
19:00 <Saemon> that was a great storyline
19:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One not at the beginning though
20:00 <Saemon> dolph ziggler interupting rollins was a pleasant suprise
20:00 <Saemon> and i liked his little 'shoot' line saying how his gona be buried even further for saying what his about to say
21:00 <Saemon> omg also, rumors are that seth's joining of evolution is a plan to take hhh and orton down from the inside
22:00 <Jewel> yes i loved the storyline
22:00 <Saemon> just like how when daniel bryan joined the wyatts
22:00 <Saemon> kane with that full face mask on was attractive
23:00 <Saemon> that mask looked good
23:00 <Saemon> and great body as well
24:00 <Jewel> yeps
25:00 <Saemon> undertaker was super hot during his ministry of darkness days
25:00 <Saemon> that top he had on exposing his massive shoulder muscles, the hair tied back in that elven style
25:00 <Saemon> and that chin beard with no mustache
26:00 <Saemon> so badass and so sexy at the same time
26:00 <Saemon> are you a guy or girl Jewel?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> both
27:00 <Jewel> what do you think i am
28:00 <Saemon> i would guess female
28:00 <Saemon> just due to your nickname
28:00 <Jewel> yes i would think its obvious
29:00 <Saemon> just asking because i dont want to gross you out by discussing which male wrestlers i find hot
29:00 <Saemon> in case you're a guy
29:00 <Jewel> ok lol
32:00 <simba> loooool
32:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
33:00 <Jewel> discuss away
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Jewel
33:00 <Saemon> hehe
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon is as child like as Pandas
33:00 <Bastardly_One> that's not starting shit 
33:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a comment
33:00 <Saemon> what?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing
34:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One dont lie
34:00 <Bastardly_One> talking about you not to you
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she knows the context
34:00 <Saemon> you're just a jelous petty old guy
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I think
34:00 <Saemon> who starts on everyone
34:00 <simba> calm down
34:00 <Saemon> now let me discuss with Jewel on your fav wrestlers
34:00 <simba> what hes saying is true youre just getting upset because its about you
34:00 <Bastardly_One> precisely
34:00 <Saemon> no its slander and defamation.
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not exactly Mr Maturity either
35:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm not child like
35:00 <Saemon> watevz
35:00 <Saemon> Jewel well hottest of all time for me would be hbk sha
35:00 <Saemon> shawn michaels :P
35:00 <Saemon> during his younger days in the mid 90s
35:00 <Saemon> the way he'd come out to his music
36:00 <Bastardly_One> moe like you fap to Mark Henry
36:00 <Saemon> and that dance routine he does as he gets into the ring omg
36:00 <Bastardly_One> about the same weight too
36:00 <Saemon> sexy boy in deed :P
36:00 <Jewel> oh yes shawn michaels was lovely
36:00 <Bastardly_One> in a non gay way
36:00 <Saemon> i like it when he doesnt shave so he has that rugged 5 o'clock shadow
36:00 <Saemon> and hair tied back
37:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck Roman Reigns is good looking
37:00 <Saemon> oh yes to that Bastardly_One
37:00 <Saemon> hell yes
37:00 <Jewel> lol
37:00 <Jewel> dont get all hot and bothered
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Deam Ambrose is the taken one of that lot
37:00 <Jewel> Bastardly_One we are all child like
37:00 <Saemon> lol Jewel :P
37:00 <Bastardly_One> *Dean
37:00 <Saemon> wrong
37:00 <Saemon> seth rollins is as well
37:00 <Saemon> he has a daughter and wife
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not of that lot
37:00 <Bastardly_One> anymore 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and fuck me the roster for Melbourne
38:00 <Bastardly_One> has changed fucking again
38:00 <Saemon> ah u got me on technicality
38:00 <Bastardly_One> Jesus H Christ
38:00 <Saemon> well the shield is not gona be there as the shield anymore
38:00 <Bastardly_One> only person I'm sure I'm gonna meet if I want now
38:00 <Saemon> so im not really interested
38:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to be Sheamus and John Cena
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Wyatts
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I might ask to meet Emma
39:00 <Bastardly_One> to spit in her face
39:00 <Jewel> oh john cena 
39:00 <Jewel> you cant see me
39:00 <Jewel> funny
39:00 <Bastardly_One> for embarrasing the best city on earth
39:00 <Saemon> be sure to get pics taken this time Bastardly_One
39:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you think I get away with shit Simon?
39:00 <Saemon> how?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't take pics
39:00 <Bastardly_One> then I'm not breaking rules
39:00 <Saemon> surely they would let you pose with them for a pic
40:00 <Bastardly_One> autographs ahoy
40:00 <Saemon> just like how every fan who meets them gets to
40:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, got books full of them
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm also working on something for the RCH
40:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno if it will come off
40:00 <Bastardly_One> but getting a couple of them to visit the kids at the RCH
41:00 <Saemon> sounds good i commend you for that
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd enjoy seeing a bunch of sick kids light up seeing someone like Cena
41:00 <Bastardly_One> THEN I'd take pics
41:00 <Saemon> ok but have yourself in it as well
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they act more on tour too
41:00 <Bastardly_One> like at the shows themselves
41:00 <Bastardly_One> CM Punk never stfu
42:00 <Bastardly_One> like wrestle fuck ya
42:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Tommy Dreamer was here recently
42:00 <Bastardly_One> bet ya didn't know that
42:00 <Saemon> its probalby because the tours arent televised
42:00 <Saemon> so they can get away with more shit
42:00 <Bastardly_One> did a bout in a suburb of Melb
42:00 <Saemon> wow
43:00 <Saemon> for a melbourne based wrestling promotion?
43:00 <Bastardly_One> against this dude called Krackerjack
43:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah OCW
43:00 <Saemon> lol @ krackerjack
43:00 <Bastardly_One> Outback something Wrestling
43:00 <Saemon> fuck thats so stereotypical
44:00 <Saemon> there was an outback jack in the wwf in the early 90s
44:00 <Saemon> his entrance theme was tie me kangaroo down sport
44:00 <Saemon> lmao
44:00 <Saemon> i shit u not
45:00 <Saemon> youtube it
45:00 <Saemon> his promo is fucken hilarious
45:00 <Bastardly_One> was in march
45:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I know Outback Jack
45:00 <Bastardly_One> he was cool as 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1926910_740130489355085_2108797954_n.jpg
45:00 <Bastardly_One> was in March
45:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the promo poster
45:00 <Saemon> like yah sure, every australia guy stands out in the middle of knowhere shaving his face with a hunting knife
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he tag teamed with someone 
46:00 <Bastardly_One> forgotten who
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they were good value
46:00 <Saemon> how was his performance? has he still got it?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno, never went
46:00 <Saemon> oh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but the tag team I mean Outback Jack
47:00 <Bastardly_One> was good value
47:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember what they were called nor do I care at the moment
47:00 <Saemon> ah ic
47:00 <Bastardly_One> if I was a fan though
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and payed for a front row
47:00 <Saemon> probably something more stereotypical and stupid
48:00 <Bastardly_One> of about 350 dollars
48:00 <Saemon> their tag team name
48:00 <Saemon> the fair dinkums
48:00 <Saemon> tru blu
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd be fucked off with the billing keep on changing
48:00 <Bastardly_One> for this tour
48:00 <Bastardly_One> 50 for bleacher seats
48:00 <Bastardly_One> like right up the back
48:00 <Saemon> lol his finisher shoud have been called the 'Tru Blu'
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and 350 for front rows
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'd be pretty pissy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> at the roster lineup changing every fucking 2nd week
49:00 <Bastardly_One> for this tour
49:00 <Saemon> would have worked, imagine JR yellin out "and his hit the TRU BLUUU!!! THE TRU BLUUU!!"
49:00 <Saemon> yeah
49:00 <Saemon> bryan is probably not gona be there, the current most popular 
49:00 <Saemon> cuz he's recovering from surgery
50:00 <Bastardly_One> why do you think the plebs suddenly like Cena again overnight?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> one speech and he's now loved again
50:00 <Bastardly_One> on this week's Raw just been
50:00 <Bastardly_One> they have to have someone to tour to adore
50:00 <Saemon> because they know no one else could stand up to stephanie like that, and not be fired
50:00 <Saemon> or de-pushed
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what a load of shit ... anyone could of unless they're allowing ad lib
51:00 <simba> ok
51:00 <Saemon> and they feel sorry for bryan and so they cheer the only wrestler in wwe who is immune and untouchable
51:00 <Bastardly_One> which is very rare
51:00 <Saemon> irl
51:00 <Saemon> backstage wise
51:00 <Saemon> thats exactly it
51:00 <Saemon> they like the fact that Cena can ad-lib all he wants
51:00 <Saemon> shoot promo on anyone 
51:00 <Saemon> and not be fired for it
52:00 <Saemon> because he's their cash cow
52:00 <Saemon> wwe makes most of their money from kids and ladies buying cena merchandise and attending the show to see cena
52:00 <simba> yep they made a stereotypical meathead american idiot for fat retards to idolise
53:00 <simba> it was the obvious thing to do
53:00 <simba> hes the slipknot of wrestling
53:00 <simba> some big dumb band to sweat to
53:00 <Bastardly_One> he works hard for his money though that guy
53:00 <Saemon> what normally happens to someone who dares to speak out against the wwe power regime in real life?
53:00 <Saemon> prime example: dolph ziggler
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I will give him that with all the charity shit he does
53:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
53:00 <simba> he gets EXPUNGED
54:00 <Saemon> even cm punk wasnt immune
54:00 <Saemon> he spoke out
54:00 <Saemon> sure, he got a push for it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he won't now
54:00 <Saemon> and look where he is now
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he flat out won't answer shit on exactly what happened
54:00 <simba> he was initially complaining about having to sell out?
54:00 <simba> thats what they all do 
54:00 <Saemon> yeah i wonder what really happened
54:00 <Saemon> but hey
54:00 <Bastardly_One> except he needs a break and doesn't know what he wants to do
54:00 <Saemon> he will be back again
55:00 <Bastardly_One> you tell him that 
55:00 <Saemon> it hasnt even been a year of him being gone yet
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's also contemplating MMA
55:00 <Saemon> in 2005 chris jericho did the same thing
55:00 <Saemon> quit wwe everyone thought he was gone for good
55:00 <Bastardly_One> do you even read spastc?
55:00 <Saemon> then came back in 2009
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he's not interested in the bullshit right now
55:00 <Bastardly_One> *spastic
55:00 <Saemon> thats 4 years
56:00 <Saemon> cm punk has only been gone for a few months
56:00 <Saemon> same with chris jericho
56:00 <Saemon> he wasnt interested with the bullshit anymore in 2005
56:00 <Saemon> and then got re-intrested in 2009
56:00 <Saemon> so give punk about 4 years
56:00 <simba> lmao
56:00 <simba> yeah he got reinterested 4 years later
56:00 <Saemon> then he will probably be back
56:00 <simba> u really have no clue man
56:00 <simba> why not ask Bastardly_One whats happening
57:00 <simba> instead of gossiping to yourself
57:00 <simba> like a woman
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Jericho left you idiot
57:00 <Bastardly_One> to try to be a rock star
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and failed epic
57:00 <Bastardly_One> Fozzy is the biggest load of shit on this planet
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he went back because he failed
57:00 <simba> he failed in the real world
57:00 <Saemon> jericho left. cm also left. wats the diff?
58:00 <simba> its like how airheads that desperately want success first have to go through big brother before tackling hollywood, thats what wrestling is like
58:00 <Saemon> are there 2 different difintions of 'left' in this context?
58:00 <simba> probably
58:00 <simba> its not like everyone does everything for the same reason
58:00 <simba> wake up Saemon
58:00 <Saemon> ic
58:00 <simba> face**
58:00 <simba> wake up you sleeping manchild
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Jericho left to be a failed rock star
59:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One omg i so agree with your take on fozzy and jerichos singing
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Phil is just plain old bored
59:00 <Bastardly_One> everything he says lately is 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I'm bored
59:00 <Saemon> he played his new release song on his podcast
59:00 <Saemon> his voice
59:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf do I want to do now?
59:00 <Saemon> so squeaky
59:00 <Saemon> om man
59:00 <Saemon> oh* man
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I know, maybe I'll MMA
59:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
59:00 <Saemon> it was bruuutal
59:00 <Bastardly_One> maybe I'll do this instead
59:00 <Bastardly_One> CM Punk is just plain old every day bored it seems
00:00 <simba> do you even want to know how things really work Saemon or are you just a dumb troll
00:00 <simba> its like you prefer just gossiping on the wwe forums with other teenagers
00:00 <Bastardly_One> over the stress of working his arse off
00:00 <Saemon> wats available for cm punk career wise though?
00:00 <Saemon> he cant do mma
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and getting fuck all for it 
00:00 <Saemon> he's bodys too beat up for it
00:00 <Bastardly_One> which I think is fair enough
00:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt has enough amateur background
00:00 <Bastardly_One> to do whatever he felt like IF
00:00 <Saemon> he cant even wrestle much when he was still in wwe
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I mean IF he was interested
01:00 <Saemon> what makes him think he can do mma
01:00 <Bastardly_One> every interview screams of 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> boredom
01:00 <Saemon> yeah but if he cant 'fake fight' as simba would call it
01:00 <simba> he probably hates his life, tied into a WWE contract
01:00 <simba> call what
01:00 <Saemon> what makes him think he can succeed in 'real fight'?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> actually the guy who runs UFC
01:00 <Bastardly_One> dickhead
01:00 <Saemon> dana white?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> trains HHH's kids in jutisu
02:00 <Saemon> bahahahahah
02:00 <Bastardly_One> correct
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and Brock Lesnar also wants back in MMA 
02:00 <simba> what do you think id call fake fighting Saemon
02:00 <Bastardly_One> sick of the WWE wank already again
02:00 <Saemon> dana white is only interested in the fuckin money he will get from the massive crossover of wrestling fans
02:00 <Jewel> nite everyone
02:00 <Saemon> should cm punk joun mma and ufc
02:00 <Saemon> join*
02:00 <Saemon> he knows punk wouldnt be able to handle it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I'd love you to say that to his face
02:00 <Saemon> but he doesnt care though
03:00 <Saemon> he only wants the money thats gona be made
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Phil is apt in jitisu
03:00 <Saemon> vicne took lesnar off him
03:00 <Saemon> vince*
03:00 <Saemon> if he can get punk
03:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of why he was my favourite and never got why he got into acting for 10 yrs
03:00 <Bastardly_One> not surprised he's bored of doing that 365 a yr 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> and getting fuck all for it 
04:00 <simba> Saemon what were you talking about re: fake fighting
04:00 <simba> WWE?
04:00 <Saemon> learning ju jitsu is one thing. fighting other conditioned, skilled trained fighters in a fast hardhitting competition is another.
05:00 <Bastardly_One> how would I know he was if I haven't seen it fuckwit?
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I've seen him MMA spar
05:00 <Saemon> exactly.
05:00 <Saemon> SPAR.
05:00 <Saemon> not competition fight.
05:00 <Saemon> i can spar too.
05:00 <simba> no you cant
05:00 <Bastardly_One> give up the troll dipshit
05:00 <Saemon> thats what sparring is
05:00 <simba> you have no idea what these people do so why do you gossip about it
05:00 <Saemon> practice figting
05:00 <Saemon> no im not trolling Bastardly_One
06:00 <Saemon> just cause what im saying makes sense
06:00 <Bastardly_One> go do some Punk research
06:00 <Saemon> u get pissed off and say im trolling
06:00 <Bastardly_One> even though I find the CM part of the name hilarious
06:00 <Saemon> why would i troll this subject?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> know what it stands for?
06:00 <Saemon> i fucken love wrestling
06:00 <simba> i just want Saemon to understand the retardation of his 'fake fight' thing
06:00 <Saemon> and love cm punk
06:00 <Saemon> not something i take lightly to troll about
06:00 <Bastardly_One> he old name ... Cookie Master
06:00 <Saemon> but as much as i love cm punk
06:00 <Bastardly_One> Cookie Master Punk
06:00 <Saemon> i know that he wont be able to hack mma.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *his old
07:00 <simba> WWE is pretending to fight, making it look like you can fight has nothing to do with your fighting skills
07:00 <simba> he can be good at pretending to fight AND good at fighting
07:00 <simba> <Saemon> yeah but if he cant 'fake fight' as simba would call it <Saemon> what makes him think he can succeed in 'real fight'?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly
07:00 <simba> i love the retardation in those two lines
07:00 <simba> theyre so dumb
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I might not like Lesnar
07:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One i know cm punk knows various martial arts
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the cunt can fight though and if he wants to go back to real fighting good on him
08:00 <Saemon> he spars and trains with eve torres husband
08:00 <Saemon> who teaches mma
08:00 <Saemon> that being said
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yes dickhead
08:00 <Saemon> i dont think
08:00 <Saemon> that he can make it as am mma fighter.
08:00 <Saemon> his body is too beat up
08:00 <simba> Saemon did you even consider that it would take skill to pretend to fight and pull off those moves without hurting people.. you are such a noob 
08:00 <Saemon> he is too old
08:00 <simba> you dont know anything about actual wrestling
08:00 <Saemon> and his skill is not elite UFC leve.
08:00 <simba> just the soap opera
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <Saemon> level*
08:00 <simba> you may as well watch bold and the beautiful
08:00 <simba> youre in it for the stories like an old woman
09:00 <Bastardly_One> it is soap opera
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and parlour tricks
09:00 <simba> but some people would watch it for the technical prowess, this guy just watches it to get a hard on
09:00 <Bastardly_One> I am so sick of this discussion over and over 
09:00 <simba> what a noob
09:00 <Bastardly_One> like the Usos
09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck me are they good
09:00 <simba> hes so fake hes not even a real wrestling fan even though thats all he claims to be
09:00 <Saemon> an no need to call me names Bastardly_One i know you are getting agitated because you know what im saying is right.
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and I think outside of WWE
09:00 <Saemon> undertaker also loves mma
09:00 <Bastardly_One> they could really fight in a wrestling sense
10:00 <Bastardly_One> there's nothing you're saying that's right
10:00 <Bastardly_One> even simba is saying
10:00 <Saemon> well santino marella could actually ownt half the roster in a real fight
10:00 <Bastardly_One> do you really even have a clue about the wrestlers you watch?
10:00 <simba> u dont know anything about anything Saemon
10:00 <Saemon> he's actualy a trained mma fighter
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yes he could and is 
11:00 <Saemon> so was steve blackman
11:00 <Bastardly_One> and his act is fucking stupid too
11:00 <Saemon> ken shamrock
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he'll tire of that and that strut
11:00 <simba> theyre all trained fighters thats how they know how to pretend to fight without hurting people you meathead
11:00 <Saemon> at least he's probably banging emma
11:00 <Bastardly_One> what simba said
11:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
11:00 <simba> you actually look at this world as a woman i cant believe it
12:00 <simba> i thought he was a fan of wrestling but he isnt
12:00 <simba> hes just one of the idiots who loves the story
12:00 <Saemon> lol simba
12:00 <Saemon> thank you
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they taken in to learn
12:00 <Bastardly_One> they go to a development school
12:00 <Saemon> thank you for saying what all you've said
12:00 <Bastardly_One> then to another thing just after it 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> then to NXT
12:00 <Saemon> this proves that wreslters deserve all the respect in the world
12:00 <Saemon> that you for proving this for me simba
13:00 <simba> im surprised though i thought you were some super nerd who knew about wrestling but you just gossip about them like women do about hollywood actors
13:00 <simba> youre not even a fan of the sport wrestling are you
13:00 <simba> just the tv show wwe
13:00 <Saemon> neh fandom comes in many different forms
13:00 <simba> and youre right at the bottom
13:00 <Saemon> LOL im not the fan of the gay olympic wrestling thats for sure
13:00 <Saemon> the shit they do there
13:00 <simba> yeah, not enough story
13:00 <simba> 4:1)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> that's wrestling
13:00 <simba> like i said youre not a fan of real wrestling
13:00 <Saemon> basically try to rape eachother on the ground
13:00 <simba> just a tv show
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <Bastardly_One> WWE is sports entertainment
14:00 <Saemon> yeah i never said i ever was a fan of real wrestling
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't even say it's a sport
14:00 <Bastardly_One> they call it sports entertainment
14:00 <simba> but this is what were saying, the fact that you arent filters through in how you talk about the wrestlers you claim to know
14:00 <Saemon> ive always maintained that i was a fan of professional wrestling
14:00 <simba> ur not
14:00 <simba> sorry
14:00 <simba> ur just a fan of a tv show 
14:00 <simba> a wrestling themed tv show
14:00 <Saemon> yes they call it sports entertainment now
14:00 <Saemon> before that
15:00 <simba> real talk
15:00 <Saemon> they called it professional wrestling
15:00 <simba> were not even paying you out right now dude
15:00 <simba> this is just real talk
15:00 <simba> to help you understand yourself
15:00 <Bastardly_One> for fuck sake 
15:00 <simba> because youre clearly lost
15:00 <Saemon> <simba> real talk
15:00 <Saemon> lol laycool
15:00 <simba> ok
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm afraid I've got some bad news
16:00 <Saemon> michelle mccool and layla used that as their catchphrase when they were a tag team
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't know shit
16:00 <Saemon> where is all this coming from?
16:00 <simba> its real talk 
16:00 <simba> lololl
16:00 <Saemon> is this simply because i disagrred with you Bastardly_One
16:00 <simba> you cant handle real talk
16:00 <Saemon> that cm punk couldnt do mma?
16:00 <simba> its nothing to do with disagreeing with you  at all
16:00 <simba> thats how you see things 
17:00 <simba> but thats not how it is
17:00 <simba> we dont work like you do, we dont talk just out of spite, 
17:00 <Saemon> simba let the b-man talk
17:00 <Bastardly_One> he's doing a fine job for me thanks
17:00 <Saemon> you're a grown man
17:00 <simba> your problem is that you instantly think its someonee else with the problem
17:00 <simba> but its you
17:00 <Bastardly_One> never picked him to like CM enough to see his real skills
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but you learn something new everyday they tell me 
18:00 <Saemon> he has real skills
18:00 <Saemon> im not disagreeing with you there Bastardly_One
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and the ability to do what he wants
18:00 <Saemon> i acknowledge, admit and accept and agree that cm punk has real figthing skills
18:00 <Saemon> ju jitsu like you said
18:00 <Bastardly_One> his problem at present is 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't know what he feels like
18:00 <Saemon> but he wont succeed in UFC level competition
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he's flat out bored
19:00 <Saemon> yes, bored, and no where near skilled or in shape or experienced or gifted enough to compete and succeed at elite level MMA
19:00 <Saemon> sure he could do one or 2 matches in mma
20:00 <Saemon> like bastista did
20:00 <simba> you dont know anything 
20:00 <simba> be quiet
20:00 <Bastardly_One> who the fuck said a career you moron?
20:00 <simba> why are you trying to talk about this man like you know him? lol
20:00 <simba> its retarded
20:00 <simba> i bet you made a thread on the wwe forums about this and got some teenagers to agree with you and it gave you the confidence to splurt out this bullshit
20:00 <simba> youre a retard dude
20:00 <simba> you should listen instead of trying to fight
21:00 <simba> were trying to stop you humiliating yourself and hating yourself
21:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in his 30s
21:00 <Bastardly_One> as if he'd make a career out of it 
21:00 <Saemon> ah i thought u said that he would be able to make a career out of it
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no
21:00 <Saemon> you should have stated that this position of yours in the first place Bastardly_One
21:00 <Saemon> lol
21:00 <Bastardly_One> if simba wants to scroll back
21:00 <Saemon> then all of this would have been avoided
21:00 <Bastardly_One> what I said was he's considering it in the sense he's bored
22:00 <Saemon> wat a huge misunderstanding this all was
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I never suggested he was actually doing it 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you can't fucking read
22:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
22:00 <Saemon> wait...or could u be saying this now, now that ive successfully made my point that cm punk wouldnt be able to succeed in mma?
22:00 <Saemon> so now you flip sides
22:00 <Saemon> who are u
22:00 <Saemon> tony abbott?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you fucking spastic
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not agreeing with you in the slightest
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you can win those entire 3 fights
23:00 <Saemon> well u agree that he is in his 30s and would not be able to make a career fighting in mma at his age
24:00 <Saemon> thats what im saying
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't need a 10 yr career to give something a go idiot
24:00 <Saemon> yeah i already said he can perhaps fight in a couple of mma matches
25:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> yes, bored, and no where near skilled or in shape or experienced or gifted enough to compete and succeed at elite level MMA
25:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> sure he could do one or 2 matches in mma
25:00 <Saemon> <Saemon> like bastista did
25:00 <Bastardly_One> pity Bushido isn't a big thing anymore
25:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd be good to see him in 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> good combo sport of MMA and wrestling
26:00 <Saemon> errrrr
26:00 <Saemon> LMFAO
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Shamrock and Severin did that after WWF
26:00 <Saemon> bushido is the honor code of the Samurai
26:00 <Saemon> you fucken idiot LOZ
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what it is fuckwit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> it was also huge in the 90s
27:00 <Saemon> its not a combat form
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and a bit into the 2000s
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm go look up some shit 
27:00 <Saemon> its a code of ethics and honor
27:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be wrong idiot
28:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2i9rfWQn4U
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UWFi 1990: Ken Shamrock vs Yoji Anjo (Date not found) 12:44 - Category: Sports - 2,319 - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Bushido dickhead
28:00 <Saemon> what u are thinking of is probably judo 
28:00 <Bastardly_One> no
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Bushido 
29:00 <Saemon> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bushido
29:00 <Saemon> ownt.
29:00 <Saemon> case closed.
29:00 <Saemon> lool
29:00 <Bastardly_One> watch and learn dickhead
29:00 <Bastardly_One> My link
29:00 <Saemon> its not loading...
30:00 <simba> why dont you want to learn Saemon? thats what i dont get
30:00 <simba> you spend too much time trying to argue and not enough time learning
30:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2i9rfWQn4U
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: UWFi 1990: Ken Shamrock vs Yoji Anjo (Date not found) 12:44 - Category: Sports - 2,319 - 9 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> works fine here
30:00 <simba> we're not your parents, we dont hate you, we dont want to see you fail
31:00 <Saemon> oh this thing says i need to update my java? to play videos?
31:00 <simba> we're just trying to help you so you dont embarass yourself
31:00 <simba> but if you want to thats your call
31:00 <simba> panda doesnt want help, maybe youll be lucky enough to end up like that?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it used to be on
31:00 <Bastardly_One> right after Monday night RAW
32:00 <Saemon> funny thing with mma to wrestling
32:00 <Bastardly_One> on Fox
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah change the subject huh?
32:00 <Saemon> wwe gets brock lesnar, former ufc champ
32:00 <Saemon> nah not changing topic, we will get right back to it after i say this
33:00 <Saemon> tna immediatelty brings in tito ortiz.
33:00 <Saemon> also former ufc champ
33:00 <Saemon> and the tna crowd reaction was brutal to watch
33:00 <Saemon> absolute silence lol
33:00 <Saemon> now back to the old topic
34:00 <Bastardly_One> watch that match idiot
34:00 <Bastardly_One> and learn what Bushido was/is
35:00 <Saemon> no thank i already know what it is
35:00 <Saemon> that video is wrong
35:00 <Saemon> just because its on video from a tv show
35:00 <Saemon> doesnt mean its always right
35:00 <Saemon> think outside of the box 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
37:00 <Bastardly_One> have you seen that or any bushido?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> worth a look 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> pity it never took off ... I could see Punk doing something like that
38:00 <Saemon> well punk is already following the code of living straight edge
39:00 <Saemon> so i guess thats sorta similar to samurais livbing by their code of ethics and honor
39:00 <Bastardly_One> as simba said
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you refuse to learn by watching, etc
39:00 <Bastardly_One> so seriously stfu
39:00 <Saemon> watching things that are false?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> this is the benefit of age
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got to see some things
40:00 <Bastardly_One> something false 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> hardly a false fight on my screen right now idiot
40:00 <Saemon> why would i watch something and try to learn from it
40:00 <Saemon> when i know that it is incorrect?
40:00 <Saemon> i know that bushido is.
40:00 <simba> stop trolling 
40:00 <simba> youre not good at it
41:00 <simba> we can tell when youre just arguing for the sake of it
41:00 <Saemon> im not trolling
41:00 <Saemon> and we?
41:00 <simba> its boring 
41:00 <Saemon> i was talking to Bastardly_One
41:00 <simba> youre boring
41:00 <Saemon> so where do u come in the picture?
41:00 <simba> dont talk 2 anyone
41:00 <simba> wb faux
41:00 <simba> dont be so sensitive just understand and learn
41:00 <faux> hi good morning
41:00 <Bastardly_One> they start going sick
41:00 <Bastardly_One> at about 10:30
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the Jap guys goes off
42:00 <Saemon> why are you making clones faux?
42:00 <faux> i should not be awake this early on a sunday
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and that shit is real 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> like WWE fake
42:00 <simba> go back to sleep then u can have eggs and toast at a good time
42:00 <faux> i cant
42:00 <faux> once im up im up
42:00 <faux> i dont sleep later than 7am
43:00 <Saemon> fake as in scripted. atheletism is real
43:00 <Saemon> the atheletism and body control it takes to do a 360 moonsault
43:00 <Saemon> is real
43:00 <faux> simba you might appreciate this, if you havent already seen it
43:00 <faux> uh hang on
43:00 <simba> someones butt?
44:00 <faux> lol no
44:00 <simba> ;[
44:00 <faux> dammit i lost the link
44:00 <faux> gimme sec
44:00 <Saemon> faux have u seen x-men days of futre past yet?
44:00 <faux> here https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10402414_655818377826625_4036059985900559113_n.jpg
45:00 <Saemon> fauxicums
45:00 <simba> lol
45:00 <simba> acid
45:00 <faux> so good lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hey do you guy get a hol on monday too?
46:00 <simba> u would think she would work it out by 2 to 3 pages
46:00 <Bastardly_One> or just Vic?
46:00 <simba> yes
46:00 <faux> queens birf
46:00 <Bastardly_One> sweet
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yep yep
47:00 <Bastardly_One> carry on 
47:00 <simba> we'll caaarry on
47:00 <Saemon> pffft acid
47:00 <Saemon> thats lame
48:00 <Saemon> she should have made the shortcut say cum
48:00 <Saemon> or cock or semen or something
48:00 <simba> hey Saemon remember when faux linked that pic of that guy and you got super upset by how fat you are compared to him so you started pointing out little things about the picture that you were jealous of like his undies
48:00 <simba> it was funny when you showed your insecurities like that
49:00 <faux> lmao
49:00 <faux> he kept pasting that pic for months after
49:00 <faux> it was so weird
49:00 <simba> i love when teenagers make it really obvious how young they are online
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't know why
50:00 <Bastardly_One> but he's someone I want to see a rt pic of
50:00 <Bastardly_One> probably for that reason 
50:00 <simba> once i was playing starcraft with my mate online and we came across this dude who said he was the younger brother of some young crows player, and my mate started flipping out and typing OMGGG WTF THATS ORSUM (hes a crows fan) and i was like youre making it so obvious how young you are
50:00 <Bastardly_One> he keeps picking shit on all and sundry
50:00 <simba> Saemon reminds me of my mate then
50:00 <simba> so kiddy
50:00 <simba> talking to him on mic normally but seeing him type like a kid was funny
52:00 <Saemon> wat pic simba?
52:00 <simba> shut up Saemon
52:00 <Saemon> the pic of this fucken faggot poser? https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/1011552_10153073770615517_1727179361_n.jpg
53:00 <simba> yep your desktop background
53:00 <simba> ;~)
53:00 <Saemon> lol no real man looks like that
53:00 <faux> lmao what the fuck
53:00 <faux> he still has it
53:00 <faux> like the actual link
53:00 <faux>  that's sssssssssso weird
53:00 <simba> please dont make us all read how much you hate yourself again
53:00 <Saemon> real men with real lives doing real work
54:00 <faux> this person has such a weird face
54:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10294259_10152515297284993_8440539752575396830_n.jpg
54:00 <Saemon> wont look like that, that guy obviously lives the soft life of diets shakes manicures facials hair salons
54:00 <faux> looks like its made from playdough
54:00 <Saemon> and gym and parlours
54:00 <simba> she looks in2 the pin ups
54:00 <simba> id pin her up 2 the wall
54:00 <faux> she looks like she has no features and has just painted them on
54:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1011211_10152511711529993_8085776035296686698_n.jpg
54:00 <faux> its scary
54:00 <simba> ya 2 much lighting
54:00 <faux> like a blank white face with painted on features
55:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10290602_10152511084454993_8518542863882660987_n.jpg
55:00 <faux> sssssssssso weird
55:00 <simba> yuck
55:00 <simba> lol
55:00 <simba> dem clumpy eyelashes
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd still buy one for a 50 cents
55:00 <faux> llllol https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10341512_10152504158314993_9046093492869786981_n.jpg
55:00 <Bastardly_One> who is it?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh fuck that shits me that painted eyebrow thing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> seems to be the beauty craze again too 
56:00 <faux> she looks like what michael jackson would look like if he were a woman
56:00 <faux> .......and alive
56:00 <Bastardly_One> let's wax them off and paint them on 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> who is she though?
56:00 <faux> who gives a fuck
57:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10247374_10152450166789993_6427888190328832611_n.jpg
57:00 <Bastardly_One> she looks like an alt model or burlesque dancer
57:00 <Dark_Weather> flake o boost I'm thinkin
57:00 <Saemon> some people have painted hair
57:00 <Saemon> http://www.nuvo.net/binary/ba90/Carlos_Boozer_hair_2.jpg
57:00 <simba> <faux> she looks like what michael jackson would look like if he were a woman - i saw a hilarious pic of selena gomez likening her 2 jacko 
57:00 <Saemon> maybe u should try that Bastardly_One
57:00 <faux> she has hair for eyebrows she just uses an eyebrow pencil too dark for her hair colour
58:00 <faux> youre supposed to go one shade lighter than your eyebrow hair, not 5 shades darker
58:00 <Bastardly_One> you sure?
58:00 <faux> some girls need 2 learn
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm squinting hard
58:00 <faux> im positive
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and they look waxed off too
58:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on lemme see again
58:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah way too thick IMO
58:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10255291_10152431311749993_5783359211237764650_n.jpg
58:00 <faux> can clearly see hair.
59:00 <faux>  she just fills them in with a dark pencil which is ridiculously too dark
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
59:00 <Saemon> i like her lack of wrinkles though
59:00 <faux> and her lipstick is applied outside of her lips
59:00 <faux> to make them appear fuller
59:00 <faux> but she looks stupid
59:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1911740_10152420294339993_5640570172481234035_n.jpg
59:00 <faux> look at her top lip
59:00 <Bastardly_One> do me a favour
59:00 <Bastardly_One> look up
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and it should only have 96 subscribers
00:00 <Saemon> ah yep i can see the outline
00:00 <Bastardly_One> katys beauty log on youtube
00:00 <faux> link me
00:00 <faux> icbf
00:00 <Saemon> of there her upper lip naturally ends
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me if you think she should be doing a beauty log
00:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
00:00 <Bastardly_One> alright
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's my twin person
00:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> she has no idea I found it 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and feel free to be as negative as fuck
00:00 <faux> Really... Gys.. U r so hot.. Sexi.. And cute... Not a women..u r a smart girl.... I like it...
01:00 <faux> lmo
01:00 <faux> lmao*
01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0eQQutY3CzolL39lt7nBtg
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
01:00 <Saemon> whats a twin person?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the channel
01:00 <Saemon> your twin sisteR?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the female version of me in another chat
01:00 <Saemon> oh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> we're like practically identical people
01:00 <Dark_Weather> sex ai em
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and tight friends ... but a beauty channel?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> HAH!
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so I want another woman's opinion
02:00 <Bastardly_One> who doesn't know her from shit 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> more like I'm the guy she talks to when shit fucks up 
02:00 <Saemon> not really nice if you're talking negatively behind her back like this Bastardly_One when you're tight friends with her.....
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I say it to her face :P
03:00 <Bastardly_One> like I tell faux she's a total cunt sometimes
03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, looks wise?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> well, she's pretty IMO but 
03:00 <faux> you only think im a cunt cos im honest
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno about oing a beauty channel
03:00 <Bastardly_One> *doing
03:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh you get some things wrong
03:00 <faux> and then you get angry and "rage'brb"
03:00 <Bastardly_One> I hardly agree with everything but sometimes I think you do that 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> just to wind me up
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and it works
04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <faux> lol you always agree with EVERYTHING is insane
04:00 <faux> we were tlking about it today
04:00 <faux> your most used statement is "^" (agreeing with something said above) or " yeah i was just about to say that"
04:00 <faux> loooool
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I do?
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ok then!
04:00 <Bastardly_One> you're clearly deluded
04:00 <faux> sometimes its nice when people have their own opinions
04:00 <faux> just sayin
05:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
05:00 <Bastardly_One> you only see what you want from way down there apparently
05:00 <faux> she looks nothing like her channel pic
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know hey?
05:00 <faux> lol yues and then you start insulting when youre butthurt
05:00 <Saemon> (get ready he's about to rage brb)
05:00 <faux> youre like a big baby in an old mans body
06:00 <Bastardly_One> years ago maybe 
06:00 <Saemon> ^
06:00 <Saemon> ^^
06:00 <faux> i wanna punch this chick in the face
06:00 <Saemon> exactly
06:00 <faux> shes annoying and shouldnt be giving beauty tips when her face looks like tht
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... 
06:00 <Saemon> he agrees with Serenity and maurice the most
06:00 <Saemon> ass-kisser
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I said when I linked 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanted an honest opinion
06:00 <Saemon> <faux> lol yues and then you start insulting when youre butthurt
06:00 <Saemon> see this all the time
07:00 <faux> fuck off Saemon
07:00 <faux> no one invited you to our convo
07:00 <Saemon> im jsut agreeing with the truth thats all
07:00 <Saemon> truth is truth cant help it
07:00 <faux> LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOL
07:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz5lI4Ebuvo
07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: CASUAL EVERYDAY MAKEUP LOOK | katysbeautychannel (Date not found) 8:08 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 29 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I've never watched one
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I just know what she looks like irl
07:00 <Saemon> notice how he ignores and doesnt acknowldge it
08:00 <Saemon> when the truth is being rained down on him
08:00 <Bastardly_One> WHOA!
08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the first time I've seen that 
08:00 <Saemon> lol
08:00 <faux> that video should be called, how to apply makeup to a beetroot
08:00 <Saemon> case in point
08:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder she got divorced :P
09:00 <Bastardly_One> actually she got divorced because she's got a fucking nasty temper but yeah
09:00 <Saemon> ugh
09:00 <Saemon> fat and nasty temper
09:00 <Saemon> worst sorta woman
09:00 <Saemon> being just fat is bad enough
09:00 <Saemon> but add bitch to it
09:00 <faux> what cheekbone.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I should of known better
10:00 <Bastardly_One> with your large woman problem
10:00 <Bastardly_One> talking to faux there
10:00 <Bastardly_One> but yes
10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
10:00 <faux> my large woman probelm!
10:00 <faux> ?
10:00 <faux> what
10:00 <Saemon> i also have a hatred for fatsos
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the links the other day
10:00 <faux> i was saying she was beautiful
10:00 <Saemon> lol wat
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon you were making fun of some though
11:00 <Saemon> lol
11:00 <Saemon> show logs
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the barbie one though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf was that?
11:00 <faux> wtf
11:00 <Bastardly_One> the fat barbie one
11:00 <Bastardly_One> *shudders*
11:00 <faux> youve done this a few times, said ive said shit that i havent
11:00 <faux> pls
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you had a few up and one was a BBW barbie
11:00 <Saemon> lol shits bout to get real again
11:00 <Bastardly_One> well, if you didn't someone in the convo did 
12:00 <faux> how is that the same as me saying it
12:00 <faux> oh if it wasnt you someone else did
12:00 <faux> lol
12:00 <faux> moving on
12:00 <Saemon> lol oh dont stop on my account
12:00 <Saemon> you 2 have at it
12:00 <simba> Saemon is jealous
12:00 <simba> again
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we're not having at anything idiot
12:00 <Saemon> nah i just enjoy faux pointing out Bastardly_One's character flaws
13:00 <faux> do you want me to point out yours
13:00 <Saemon> that everyone also sees
13:00 <Bastardly_One> she doesn't read my sentences at all properly
13:00 <faux> LOL
13:00 <Saemon> i havnet got any 
13:00 <faux> LOL.
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Mav
13:00 <faux> i dont read his sentences properly
13:00 <faux> ok
13:00 <Bastardly_One> how was it?
13:00 <[Maverick]> fucking awesome 
13:00 <simba> yea that BBW barbie was hawt
13:00 <faux> [06:10] <Bastardly_One> with your large woman problem
13:00 <Saemon> now he's sayign u cant read properly faux
13:00 <faux> lol
13:00 <Bastardly_One> who linked it simba?
13:00 <faux> how can that be read any other way
13:00 <Bastardly_One> was her right?
13:00 <faux> was her right
13:00 <simba> idk i thought i saw it on tumblr 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
14:00 <Saemon> lol @ was her right
14:00 <simba> shut up Saemon you fat fuck
14:00 <[Maverick]> there must be some decent pills going around, cause everyone was doing their best stephen hawking impressions 
14:00 <Bastardly_One> anyway, jelly mav ... 
14:00 <Saemon> you cant type properly and you accuse faux of not being able to read properly?
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah? *lol*
14:00 <Bastardly_One> damn
14:00 <Saemon> you're ridiculous Bastardly_One
14:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd of been great by the sounds
15:00 <[Maverick]> I have to say, the crowd is a bit better than the rnb night they have... 
15:00 <Saemon> hey Bastardly_One why are you often attacking people in here with all your passive aggressive and snide comments?
15:00 <Saemon> and remarks
16:00 <Saemon> do u enjoy it?
16:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon, fuck up 
16:00 <[Maverick]> you do the exact same thing. 
16:00 <faux> LOL
16:00 <Saemon> no i dont lol
16:00 <faux> she sings
16:00 <faux> .
16:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4PEe0WQWJ8
16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: COVER - LET IT GO - FROZEN - IDINA MENZEL | katysbeautychannel (Date not found) 4:56 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 78 views - 13 likes (92.9%), 1 dislikes (7.1%)
16:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One does it even Serenity said it
16:00 <faux> rofl.
16:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was hoping you wouldn't notice
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and also plays
17:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for it 
17:00 <[Maverick]> I know he does 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> the tuba
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
17:00 <faux> WELL NOW THEY NKOOOOOOOOOWWWWW
17:00 <faux> let it gooooooolet it goooooo
17:00 <[Maverick]> but pot, kettle, black. 
17:00 <faux> i love this song, she ruined it
17:00 <faux> cunt
17:00 <[Maverick]> NKOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWw
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I agree she can't sing
17:00 <[Maverick]> sup fauxyyyy faux 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> she has fans on
17:00 <Bastardly_One> what the fuck is that online shit where you sing?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmm ... 
18:00 <fawks> Hey darc
18:00 <fawks> Sup
18:00 <[Maverick]> fuck all 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi now but some site ... pretty awful
18:00 <[Maverick]> shattered from work
18:00 <[Maverick]> busy busy busyyyy night 
18:00 <fawks> Nice, what are you doing nowadays
18:00 <[Maverick]> working in a nightclub, bar staff 
18:00 <fawks> Oh cool
18:00 <fawks> Do you drink on the job
19:00 <fawks> Lol
19:00 <fawks> or is it forbidddn
19:00 <fawks> I'd be like one for you one for me
19:00 <[Maverick]> you're allowed 1 drink on your break, then 2 afterwards 
19:00 <fawks> Oh 
19:00 <fawks> That's OK I guess
19:00 <Saemon> wat drink though?
19:00 <[Maverick]> but seeing as I am on the tail end of the flu... I just left after I clocked off 
19:00 <Saemon> alcoholic?
19:00 <[Maverick]> ...
20:00 <fawks> Nah water you retard
20:00 <[Maverick]> spiders 
20:00 <Saemon> yeah of course i expected water
20:00 <fawks> Yum
20:00 <[Maverick]> hahah 
20:00 <Saemon> one shouldnt be allowed to consume alcohol during ones work break
20:00 <[Maverick]> ...
20:00 <Saemon> cuz once break is over u have to go back to your duty
20:00 <[Maverick]> and why not? 
20:00 <[Maverick]> yes 
21:00 <[Maverick]> 1 drink 
21:00 <Saemon> might get intoxicated?
21:00 <[Maverick]> it's not like I line up 10 shots and go boom 
21:00 <Saemon> some ppl might have lower alco tolerance than others?
21:00 <Saemon> like smaller shorter ppl?
21:00 <Saemon> ever heard of this?
21:00 <[Maverick]> dude.. when you're drinking water etc 
21:00 <[Maverick]> oh god. 
21:00 <[Maverick]> you're talking to someone who works in a nightclub, who has his RSA 
21:00 <simba> lol at Saemon
22:00 <simba> so you shouldnt be able to drink during a break incase you accidentally drink too much and get drunk?
22:00 <simba> makes no sense idiot
22:00 <[Maverick]> happens if you're only half the man you're meant to be 
22:00 <[Maverick]> ...
22:00 <Bastardly_One> hence the one drink rule on a break 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> bit obvious I thought but hey
22:00 <[Maverick]> exactly 
22:00 <[Maverick]> but hey... 
22:00 <[Maverick]> I know fuck all 
22:00 <Saemon> you have RSA, yet u think its fine to consume alcohol in your break with the knowledge that you have to resume working afterwards
23:00 <Saemon> damn
23:00 <[Maverick]> ....
23:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OoyMK6wTxCs
23:00 <Saemon> RSA standards must be low these days.
23:00 <[Maverick]> SORRY SAEMON 
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - Category: Entertainment - 450,110 - 2,972 likes (96.7%), 103 dislikes (3.3%)
23:00 <[Maverick]> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WORKING IN A NIGHTCLUB FOR?!??!?!? 
23:00 <simba> lol @ Saemon
24:00 <[Maverick]> and fermenting your own piss... does not count. 
24:00 <Saemon> oh dont bring that up
25:00 <fawks> lmao
25:00 <fawks> Pissjug
25:00 <[Maverick]> oh...
25:00 <[Maverick]> and why not? 
25:00 <Saemon> its got nothing to do with you being an irresponsible dickwad.
25:00 <[Maverick]> how is it irresponsible? 
25:00 <Saemon> drinking at the workplace during work hours
25:00 <[Maverick]> if they didn
25:00 <[Maverick]> 't 
25:00 <[Maverick]> trust us... 
25:00 <Saemon> u work at the bar
25:00 <simba> Saemon is jealous that you have a job 
25:00 <simba> thats all it is
25:00 <[Maverick]> they wouldnt let us
25:00 <Saemon> you are not a customer at the bar
26:00 <Saemon> theres a difference
26:00 <simba> he doesnt understand anything about working or bars or working at bars
26:00 <fawks> Oh my god fuck off you gigantic troll bastard 
26:00 <fawks> He's just being a dickhead
26:00 <fawks> Moving on
26:00 <simba> Saemon here this is what you say: i dont know anything about this subject. educate me 
26:00 <[Maverick]> does he have monster truck wheels on his wheel chair
26:00 <Saemon> simba true, i am straight edge so i concede that i dont know much about alcohol 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Mav
26:00 <Bastardly_One> you missed that 
26:00 <[Maverick]> cause thats the only way he is going to be gigantic 
26:00 <simba> Saemon: sshhhhhh
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he busted himself with the chair shit 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> stressing about wtfd one night
27:00 <Saemon> but i do know that its inappropriate to drink it when at work
27:00 <[Maverick]> wrong
27:00 <[Maverick]> it's inappropriate if I am getting fucking hammered 
27:00 <simba> u dont know anything
27:00 <Bastardly_One> one drink
27:00 <Dark_Weather> mmmmm Parker's pretzels
27:00 <Saemon> ok mav so i drink in shot in your break, u dont get hammered
27:00 <Bastardly_One> would be like going out for a smoke
27:00 <[Maverick]> one drink, which is usually a jacks and coke 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck all but "relaxing"
27:00 <Saemon> u decide to drive to maccas
28:00 <[Maverick]> well 
28:00 <[Maverick]> it's legal 
28:00 <Saemon> u get stopped and breath tested
28:00 <Saemon> wat happens then?
28:00 <[Maverick]> because I am not over the limit 
28:00 <simba> lmao
28:00 <simba> nothing happens if youre under the limit
28:00 <simba> .....
28:00 <Saemon> ic.
28:00 <simba> unless youre on your Ps
28:00 <simba> dont you know anything
28:00 <Saemon> i can concede when i am mistaken about something
28:00 <simba> you are a mess
29:00 <Saemon> i am a man 
29:00 <[Maverick]> well I wish your parents conceded they made a mistake when you were born.. 
29:00 <simba> a sad man
29:00 <[Maverick]> just saying 
29:00 <Saemon> who dares to admit when he made a mistake
29:00 <[Maverick]> I do. 
29:00 <[Maverick]> anyways 
29:00 <[Maverick]> moving on 
29:00 <Saemon> you consuming alcohol at work is a moral and ethical mistake.
29:00 <Saemon> dont see you admitting that though.
30:00 <[Maverick]> ?
30:00 <Saemon> just sayin
30:00 <Saemon> so watevz
30:00 <simba> just ask about the rules around drinking during his breaks if you wanna know so bad, Saemon
30:00 <simba> just ask so you dont embarass yourself like this
30:00 <[Maverick]> I just told him 
30:00 <[Maverick]> 1 drink during a break 
30:00 <simba> oh
30:00 <simba> Saemon didnt you see that?
30:00 <[Maverick]> and because we are running around, drinking water while we are clocked on 
30:00 <[Maverick]> I hardly think one drink is going to fuck up my judgement 
31:00 <simba> maybe Saemon is worried for you because one drink is enough to weaken him
31:00 <simba> but not everyone is so weak,,,
31:00 <Saemon> what would you think of a doctor or firemen drinking while working?
31:00 <Saemon> and i mean drinking alcohol
31:00 <[Maverick]> now you're just clutching at straws 
31:00 <simba> another thing so dumb you dont know where to start
32:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Qrx-XYlJBU
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Portia de Rossi on Ellen part 1 of 3 (May 29, 2010) 9:42 - Category: Entertainment - 2,620,596 - 7,631 likes (95.8%), 338 dislikes (4.2%)
32:00 <[Maverick]> but yes, if they think that consuming 1 drink on our break is going to impare our judgement... they wouldn't allow us to. 
33:00 <Saemon> fair enough, you have your views and i have mine. lets just agree to disagree.
34:00 <[Maverick]> (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
34:00 <simba> but your view was proven wrong
34:00 <simba> so shut up you fat fuck
34:00 <Bastardly_One> let's see
34:00 <Bastardly_One> every single subject you've been "owned" in
34:00 <Saemon> errrm how was it proven wrong?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> from Bushido, to CM Punk to this
34:00 <Saemon> when was this done hrm?
34:00 <simba> stop typing
34:00 <Bastardly_One> now, please stop typing
34:00 <[Maverick]> faux I rememeber that interview 
34:00 <fawks> Her Aussie accent is cute
34:00 <Saemon> lol notice how the passive aggressive person
35:00 <fawks> Prob cos Shes aussie
35:00 <Saemon> just butts in
35:00 <fawks> But hey
35:00 <Saemon> like sheep
35:00 <[Maverick]> hahah 
35:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon... it's a public forum... anyone is allowed to comment 
35:00 <[Maverick]> if you don't like it 
35:00 <[Maverick]> click the little x in the right hand corner and fuck off 
35:00 <Saemon> ^
36:00 <Saemon> ^^
36:00 <Saemon> ^^^
36:00 <Saemon> this totally applies to you Bastardly_One
36:00 <fawks> I hate when dudes are like OMG I'm so ugly LOOK *sends pic*
36:00 <fawks> Yes yes you are 
36:00 <[Maverick]> hahahah 
36:00 <Saemon> the other night when you spoke about that chick you hate
36:00 <Saemon> and i asked if it was your class friend
36:00 <Bastardly_One> oh ffs
36:00 <Bastardly_One> stop
36:00 <Bastardly_One> typing
36:00 <fawks> loll
36:00 <Saemon> u said none of my business
36:00 <Saemon> and yet
36:00 <simba> Saemon
36:00 <simba> shut the the fuck up
36:00 <Saemon> you chose to put it out
36:00 <[Maverick]> Bastardly_One... so Dave died from a smack OD 
36:00 <Saemon> on public forum
36:00 <fawks> OMG go to sleep already 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> Mav, damn ... would have to be that shit wouldn't it?
37:00 <[Maverick]> yeah 
37:00 <[Maverick]> high intoxication of it 
37:00 <Dark_Weather> Dave who?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it'd have to be to kill him tbh
37:00 <[Maverick]> Dave from Gwar 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not known as Mr Straight
37:00 <Dark_Weather> rite
38:00 <Saemon> whats Gwar?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> there's this pic
38:00 <simba> Saemon
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll see if I can find it 
38:00 <simba> shut the the fuck up
38:00 <Bastardly_One> where he meets up with his dealer in the middle of the street
38:00 <Saemon> sounds like a gay fashion designer
38:00 <[Maverick]> I like that feeling of been on my feet working... 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and they take a pic with the baggy
38:00 <[Maverick]> it's awesome. 
38:00 <fawks> LMAO
38:00 <Saemon> "oh im wearing this dress by Gwar"
39:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I cbf'ed it's not that important
39:00 <[Maverick]> nah it's not 
39:00 <[Maverick]> but anywhoooo
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I blew enough minds for about a week
39:00 <Bastardly_One> you know what over
39:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that was fun
39:00 <fawks> By minds you mean dicks right 
39:00 <fawks> Hheheheheheebe
39:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers for pointing it out
39:00 <Saemon> haha goodone beirut
39:00 <simba> Hahahahahaha.
40:00 <simba> Saemon
40:00 <simba> shut the the fuck up
40:00 <Saemon> good one*
40:00 <Saemon> is that what u get up to Bastardly_One when you are not rimming 
40:00 <Saemon> on the ops 
41:00 <[Maverick]> http://www.moshtix.com.au/v2/event/jurassic-game-of-thrones-fire-ice-party-w-betraying-the-martyrs/71565?ref=calendar&skin=2140
41:00 <Bastardly_One> what people don't get is
41:00 <[Maverick]> this should be alright 
41:00 <[Maverick]> hope im working 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have to like anyone or dislike anyone
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I give what I get 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I response to how I'm spoken to
41:00 <Dark_Weather> I have
41:00 <Dark_Weather> tza
41:00 <Dark_Weather> tzi 
41:00 <[Maverick]>  <Saemon> haha goodone beirut
41:00 <Dark_Weather> ki
41:00 <[Maverick]> fuck off cunt 
41:00 <simba> i have honey soy chicken chipos
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yum, I'm hungry you commie fuck
41:00 <simba> also: shut the fuck up, Saemon
42:00 <Dark_Weather> stfu u lft hndd bstd
44:00 <Bastardly_One> make meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> whatcha gonna do?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> make it rain on me? :D
44:00 <Bastardly_One> too late
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I live in Ballarat ... rains 10mths of the year
44:00 <Saemon> <[Maverick]>  <Saemon> haha goodone beirut
44:00 <Saemon> <Dark_Weather> ki
44:00 <Saemon> <[Maverick]> fuck off cunt 
44:00 <Saemon> wat?
44:00 <Saemon> whats your problem with that i said?
45:00 <simba> stfu gay troll
45:00 <[Maverick]> racist as fuck 
45:00 <fawks> YEAH
45:00 <fawks> I'm not even from Beirut!
46:00 <Saemon> pffft you're all racist to beehhh 
46:00 <Saemon> #hypocrites
46:00 <fawks> Yeah but hes like Indian 
46:00 <fawks> Gross
46:00 <Saemon> i rest my case.
46:00 <fawks> My burp just tasted like ..
46:00 <fawks> Emptiness
46:00 <fawks> Think its breakfast time 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a shitload of bacon
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and some eggs
47:00 <Bastardly_One> effort
47:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds tasty though
47:00 <fawks> I have bacon but its not defrosted 
47:00 <fawks> Weetbix it is
47:00 <fawks> W a banana
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nothin' wrong with that 
48:00 <[Maverick]>  <fawks> I have kevin bacon but its not defrosted
48:00 <[Maverick]> hehehehe 
48:00 <Dark_Weather> I have bacon n eggs 2
48:00 <Dark_Weather> wattah big co-incidence
49:00 <fawks> lol
49:00 <fawks> I want bacon now
49:00 <fawks> I'll take it out for tomorrow 
49:00 <[Maverick]>  <fawks> I want kevin bacon now
49:00 <[Maverick]> hahah 
50:00 <Dark_Weather> ah ye ......... the 2 seeds n the cherry matoes come up
50:00 <fawks> LOL
50:00 <fawks> stahp
50:00 <[Maverick]> dematerialised made a little script, everytime someone says bacon, it says back to me kevin bacon haha 
50:00 <Dark_Weather> leave em a lil n then splice n join
50:00 <Saemon> ive got leftover mi goreng for brekky
50:00 <fawks> I watch the following and hes in it
50:00 <fawks> He looks like a skeleton 
50:00 <Saemon> that i cooked at around 2am
50:00 <simba> Saemon shut the fuck up
51:00 <Saemon> come make me athens
51:00 <Dark_Weather> I haven't had a coffee yet
51:00 <Dark_Weather> since I got up at 7pm last nite
51:00 <Saemon> right here waitin for yah in eliz mate
51:00 <simba> Saemon shut the fuck up
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I might settle for plain old toast
52:00 <fawks> You got up at 7pm?
52:00 <Dark_Weather> I'mnah make 1
52:00 <Dark_Weather> ye last nite
52:00 <Saemon> come to eliz to my turf n say that to my face simba
52:00 <fawks> You guys sleep weird
52:00 <Saemon> i'll humble your ass
52:00 <simba> Saemon shut the fuck up
52:00 <fawks> I'mnah
52:00 <simba> I'mnah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to change that sleep pattern
52:00 <fawks> Lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> naturally it affects study, etc
52:00 <Dark_Weather> I don't have ne kindah schedule to adhere to, so ye, I do wtf I want
53:00 <simba> im my own boss
53:00 <Dark_Weather> aye
53:00 <fawks> That's great 
53:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually not healthy did you know that?
53:00 <fawks> Productive Life
54:00 <Bastardly_One> night sleep is actually important to your mind and body
54:00 <Bastardly_One> read up on circadian rythmn
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is back to front 
55:00 <Dark_Weather> suk a cok o fck ur ma from bhind ......... whichever u fancy :P
56:00 <Bastardly_One> her or me?
56:00 <Bastardly_One> calm down lady!
57:00 <fawks> un partido de futbal
01:00 <Bastardly_One> speak fuckin english
01:00 <Bastardly_One> this is straya m8
02:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10152472907519697
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity linked that the other day 
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking OW!
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I just smashed my hand so hard on the edge of the table it hacked into my hand
12:00 <[Maverick]> alright.... night... well... morning guys. speak later todayyyyyy 
13:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQ4eOj2Q8SQ
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Delta Riggs - Supersonic Casualties (Date not found) 3:42 - Category: Music - 27,317 - 204 likes (97.6%), 5 dislikes (2.4%)
14:00 <fawks> Night 
15:00 <fawks> :)
18:00 <simba> agreed
23:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooo
23:00 <Bastardly_One> level 63 = grenade launcher
23:00 <Bastardly_One> this should be fun later
23:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
49:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1ggMgjYev4&feature=share 
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tony Abbott - Happy (Date not found) 1:57 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 797,479 - 9,200 likes (94.5%), 540 dislikes (5.5%)
01:00 <fawks> LOL that video
01:00 <fawks> The women ironing and cleaning 
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <johninja> boobs lol
02:00 <johninja> wow
02:00 <johninja> blue skys
03:00 <johninja> today is a good day
06:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/q72/s720x720/10343657_10154233913650634_7755856141186009937_n.jpg 
07:00 <johninja> who would win in a fight between sandra bullock and tom cruise?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> clever
09:00 <johninja> Dear doctor phil, i like katy perry and kylie minouge but not madonna, am i gay?
09:00 <Bastardly_One> and sandra would whoop his faggot arse
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <johninja> yeh she is taller and more macho
09:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
09:00 <johninja> tom is crazy though
09:00 <johninja> he could let his cray cray loose
09:00 <johninja> it hides just under the surface
10:00 <johninja> no buds :(
10:00 <johninja> all gonies lol
10:00 <johninja> was quite good though
11:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwww
11:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm relatively straight at this exact moment in time
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <johninja> doing stuff today?
11:00 <Bastardly_One> you got it 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
12:00 <johninja> yeh as soon as i hit the bong nothing is getting done that day lol
12:00 <johninja> sundayyyyy bloooody sunday
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm supposed to be at Mornington
12:00 <johninja> oooh
12:00 <johninja> close by
12:00 <Bastardly_One> by about midday
13:00 <Bastardly_One> if I get too stoned I'll sms with a bullshit excuse not to go
13:00 <johninja> how you get all the way out there?
13:00 <johninja> would be like 3-4 hours
13:00 <Bastardly_One> train, train then picked up at franga
13:00 <johninja> ahh
13:00 <Bastardly_One> so 2 hrs
13:00 <johninja> bring a bud :p
13:00 <johninja> oh is that all
13:00 <johninja> i thought it was 3 when i looked
13:00 <Bastardly_One> well, 2 to 3
13:00 <Bastardly_One> an hour(ish) to melb
14:00 <Bastardly_One> about the same to franga
14:00 <johninja> ah nice
14:00 <johninja> yeh its a bitch of a ride out
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and a shit boring line
14:00 <johninja> mhm
14:00 <johninja> lucky my station is at the end of the line
14:00 <johninja> i usually fall asleep at one poiny
14:00 <johninja> me and mel both did lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> not that hard
15:00 <johninja> she tried to kick me to wake me up but everyone just looked at her like she was a wierdo kicking a passed out drunk guy
15:00 <johninja> so she just went to sleep too
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't wanna really do it too often on that line though
15:00 <Bastardly_One> fell asleep and had a phone and a wallet
15:00 <johninja> hehe
15:00 <Bastardly_One> woke up to neither
16:00 <johninja> yeh i don't have much worth stealing
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't happened to me 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> but am sure some poor arseholes have
16:00 <johninja> mels brother used to fall asleep in public a lot
16:00 <johninja> he fell asleep on his pushy once
16:00 <johninja> and they put him on a park bench and took the bike
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <Bastardly_One> jesus
16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that 
16:00 <Bastardly_One> cheeky
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking how dangerous that could be 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but I didn't wait for the end
17:00 <johninja> lol yeh
17:00 <johninja> especially in springvale
17:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow!
17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that bad of a habit?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no offense but ?
18:00 <johninja> never been out there but it sounds like it used to be a hole
18:00 <Bastardly_One> or a condition
18:00 <johninja> just drank a lot
18:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
18:00 <johninja> the other one is on smack
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <johninja> yeh i know that diesease
18:00 <johninja> chopper had it
19:00 <johninja> fell asleep during this intervier lol
19:00 <johninja> then it played his message about "sorry mate i fell asleep" over the credits
19:00 <johninja> mainly involved the slowly massaging his junk the whole time
20:00 <johninja> *them
20:00 <johninja> bbl
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I better get my arse moving 
53:00 <simba> u
54:00 <{LeE}> LOL
54:00 <simba> LOL
54:00 <{LeE}> It's awesome waking up with a cock inside of u :P 
54:00 <{LeE}> hi simba
55:00 <simba> hi :P
55:00 <{LeE}> speaking of which i need to go and have a shower 
55:00 <{LeE}> bbl
56:00 <simba> youre sticky?
56:00 <{LeE}> very 
56:00 <simba> ew
57:00 <{LeE}> :D
57:00 <{LeE}> lols u asked
57:00 <{LeE}> bbs 
57:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/9095d667c72f5d17db22ac725b7a4c8e/tumblr_n6s3omSLxN1qewacoo1_500.jpg
58:00 <simba> is that fiddy cent
06:00 <Dark_Weather> 196,798PT
08:00 <{LeE}> its ya mum
08:00 <{LeE}> wtf blister on my foot yo
09:00 <Dark_Weather> is it all abt fashion?
10:00 <Rak> it's male50cent
10:00 <simba> im all about fashion
21:00 <simba> El gato en el sombrero
21:00 <simba> the cat in the hat
33:00 <Dark_Weather> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10153278_10152349015940827_2383626020244752910_n.jpg
38:00 <simba> LOONY TUNES
38:00 <simba> lewneh
39:00 <Dark_Weather> can ah post that thing tomoz or wat then?
40:00 <simba> yea i dont know me po box
41:00 <simba> hopefully ill find out from my old man today
41:00 <Dark_Weather> don't need ur po box
42:00 <Dark_Weather> jus wat ur <Suburb> post office is called
42:00 <simba> oh really?
42:00 <simba> just walkerville post office?
42:00 <simba> thats it
42:00 <Dark_Weather> and I'll jus address it to Care of <ur post office here with ur name on it>
42:00 <simba> oh nice
42:00 <Dark_Weather> and u jus pick it up
43:00 <simba> do u need post code or something
46:00 <simba> cofe time
01:00 <simba> Dark_Weather whats the thing youre working on ? a pc?
04:00 <Dark_Weather> there's 4 of em here .......... but was fckin around with the mining earlier
06:00 <Dark_Weather> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/1235286_10200146806507523_1981854047_n.jpg
10:00 <simba> wholey crap
10:00 <simba> are they for selling or using
11:00 <Dark_Weather> nah I use em here
14:00 <zaim> for what?
15:00 <simba> TCOB?
16:00 <simba> taking care of business
16:00 <simba> my cat is just 2 close 2 me i keep elbowing its head 
19:00 <Dark_Weather> from bottom up ......... athlon XP-2800+ (backup server with the mining rig on it), FX-8350 (this machine and media server), Phenom II-945 (spare machine now, used for an earlier project) and Athlon-6000+ (the pc that i connect to the others from n do normal shit etc) 
20:00 <Dark_Weather> with WD's and Corsair across all 4
26:00 <simba> thats cool
26:00 <simba> i need 2 make something of my old tower currently doing nada
28:00 <Dark_Weather> old machines (seen slow by u) make fo gd backup servers, it doesn't need to compute much, it's onleh a copy cat machine
52:00 <simba> ninja cum
52:00 <johninja> :)
54:00 <johninja> trying to listen to dylan but somebody decided to vaccum lol
54:00 <johninja> fml
54:00 <johninja> #HASHTAGBOYCOTT
54:00 <johninja> i see port smashed the fuck out of st.kilda
55:00 <johninja> watched essonden vs GWS a bit
55:00 <johninja> i wanted them both to lose :(
55:00 <johninja> fgts
56:00 <simba> carn the ports
56:00 <simba> i see gold coast v sydney today that will be sweet
56:00 <johninja> oh yeh i won't ruin ir
57:00 <johninja> quite a brutal game 
57:00 <simba> and another sunday night game wtf 
57:00 <simba> has it started?
57:00 <simba> is gc two hours ahead?
57:00 <simba> perth games start at retarded times 4 south aussies
58:00 <johninja> it was on last night
58:00 <johninja> QLD and Vic hve same times now
58:00 <johninja> SA still half hour behind i THINK
58:00 <johninja> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10394868_690556260979489_1358042939329961226_n.jpg 
58:00 <simba> sydney is 2day
59:00 <simba> and we have them next week...!!!!
59:00 <johninja> ohhh
59:00 <johninja> sorry
59:00 <johninja> swans
59:00 <johninja> vs suns
59:00 <johninja> i got confused
59:00 <simba> yeah the GWS
59:00 <simba> did you hear the commentators call them "the gws"
59:00 <simba> that Shits me
59:00 <simba> "the greater western sydney"
00:00 <simba> make it sound like an epidemic
00:00 <simba> THE GWS
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <johninja> it kinda is i gues
00:00 <johninja> the wanderers stole their buzz
00:00 <johninja> and then man city stole them
00:00 <johninja> or was that the heart
00:00 <simba> man city r going crazy
01:00 <simba> they getting david villa to play for the new melb team did u see
01:00 <johninja> oh wow
01:00 <simba> then hes going 2 NYCFC
01:00 <johninja> thats huge
01:00 <johninja> heh
01:00 <johninja> sold out
01:00 <simba> with fat frank
01:00 <simba> yea sif VILLA goes to america already
01:00 <johninja> yeh shit man
01:00 <johninja> he is always going to be a potent finisher
02:00 <simba> he will pwn it up
02:00 <johninja> like inzaghi
02:00 <johninja> not sure if you remember that guy
02:00 <johninja> "he was born offside" sir alex
02:00 <simba> i just know he was a freak @ milan
02:00 <johninja> yeh and juve
03:00 <johninja> if emile heskey can score here imagine wht villa will do lol
04:00 <johninja> love all these people that pretend to like soccer because a world cup is on
04:00 <johninja> the "aussie aussie aussie" crowd will be so disapointed
04:00 <johninja> we gon get pwnd lol
05:00 <simba> really young team
06:00 <simba> makes me think of aston villa lately thye just have this random team of kids that theyre trying to put together
06:00 <simba> cahill still leading da way 
27:00 <mrdanger> Poop
35:00 <mrdanger> Johninjew
36:00 <johninja> shalom
36:00 <mrdanger> I dont get it
36:00 <johninja> nevermind
36:00 <johninja> sappenin?
37:00 <mrdanger> Tracy Morgan was in a car crash
37:00 <johninja> looked like it was going to be a nice day then it got shit
37:00 <johninja> oh wow
37:00 <johninja> probs drunk/high
37:00 <mrdanger> Hes in critical condition
37:00 <johninja> he looks like someone that does a lot of narcotics
38:00 <mrdanger> Nah another driver has been charged, he was in a limo with another comedian
38:00 <johninja> he's funny sometimes but not as funny as he thinks he is
38:00 <mrdanger> Jimmy mack, he died
38:00 <johninja> oh shit eh
38:00 <johninja> taken out in a limo
39:00 <johninja> oh right..he was driving a truck
40:00 <johninja> "NJSP says the driver of the tractor-trailer failed to observe slow-moving traffic ahead," Williams said. "At the last minute, he swerved to try and avoid the Mercedes limo bus but struck it from behind, forcing the limo to rotate and overturn."
42:00 <johninja> Black Gallagher bitch!
43:00 <johninja> "This is a tragedy and we are profoundly sorry that one of our trucks was involved," said Bill Simon, president and CEO of Walmart U.S., in a statement. "The facts are continuing to unfold. If it's determined that our truck caused the accident, Walmart will take full responsibility."
44:00 <johninja> wallmart = murder
44:00 <johninja> probably only paid the driver like 0.50 an hour 
46:00 <Dark_Weather> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10371393_10152533724143278_2230663509844826614_n.jpg
50:00 <Mew> http://www.marloufilms.com/upl/illust/SOUPE-scorpion.jpg
50:00 <Mew> soup operaaaaaaaa
05:00 <Dark_Weather> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10411288_10201523132914823_23989559364675071_n.jpg
18:00 <johninja> hey The_Baron
19:00 <The_Baron> hey johninja
24:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/39d4ffc131f40f45633ca16648558e43/tumblr_n6e21qHy4a1sfxbjdo1_500.jpg all rocks are beautiful no matter what shape or size
25:00 <Ana_Ng> i like that a photo of rocks is on tumblr
26:00 <Dark_Weather> nais rolls
26:00 <johninja> fapfapfap
27:00 <johninja> stevie g looks like a confused teen here
27:00 <johninja>  http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/75377000/jpg/_75377157_75377156.jpg 
27:00 <johninja> love the beard
28:00 <simba> stevie and hendo!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <Fez> Phstevie
29:00 <johninja> the lights went out in miami
29:00 <johninja> oh baby when the lights go out!
29:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10344763_297079177124341_3429188370308310429_n.jpg 
30:00 <johninja> he is looking more like pinochio all the time
30:00 <johninja> ironic
31:00 <johninja> someone whip me up a pic of rupert murdoch carving tony
31:00 <johninja> thanks
32:00 <johninja> oh its that guy
32:00 <johninja> found some hash in my tobacco
32:00 <johninja> love when that happens
34:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/1902765_720687127954349_1521751203_n.jpg
34:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <mrdanger> Foe
44:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10453347_749197578436523_948160523283849694_n.jpg
46:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <Dark_Weather> murrah furrah
12:00 <doctor> http://i.4cdn.org/pol/1402197020125.jpg
27:00 <Dark_Weather> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201107122959860&set=a.3197512236358.100974.1822567572&type=1&theater
34:00 <Picard> let it begin :)
35:00 <doctor> what begin?
35:00 <Picard> suicide watch
36:00 <doctor> oh they're here again are they?
36:00 <Picard> yes they are
36:00 <Picard> i can hear then talking 
36:00 <Picard> they just wont stop
38:00 <doctor> I guess Mr Abbott has decided to cut their funding, so now they're out to prove their worth by tracking down suicidal people on austnet
38:00 <doctor> It's fish in a barrel for them
39:00 <Picard> lol
39:00 <Picard> abbott is doing some good to the losers on centrelink
39:00 <Picard> it will save millions
39:00 <Picard> and imagine if they suicide, that saves even more 
40:00 <Picard> fingers crossed
40:00 <doctor> We've got to learn to not depend so much on state welfare
41:00 <Picard> sure do
41:00 <Kelevra> fingies crossothed
43:00 <Picard> where is Joshua today?
43:00 <Picard> im waiting to talk to him about the threatening msg he left on my phone
43:00 <Doodle> nobody cares
43:00 <Picard> someone on a good behavior bond shouldnt be doint that shit
44:00 <The_Baron> that msg was hillarious
44:00 <The_Baron> and really, taking panda seriously
44:00 <Picard> Doodle i care
44:00 <Picard> i had to sleep under the bed last night i was afraid
44:00 <Picard> i dont want to wake up with my head cut off 
45:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
45:00 <Picard> hullo
46:00 <doctor> you can wake up with your head cut off?
46:00 <doctor> that's a frightening thought
47:00 <TheRiddler> lol yes 
47:00 <TheRiddler> you can
48:00 <TheRiddler> for like a second
48:00 <TheRiddler> before you die
48:00 <Picard> doctor yes u can
51:00 <mrdanger> Picard what will you do when they take your disability payments away?
51:00 <Mew> Picard have u seen the vid?
51:00 <milk> Religion is Dead
52:00 <mrdanger> Religion is alive and well unfortunately
53:00 <johninja> i dunno
53:00 <johninja> the new pope is cool
53:00 <johninja> islam isn't dying 
53:00 <johninja> so that sucks
54:00 <johninja> even our crusades have been inefective
54:00 <johninja> they just invade us under the guise of immigrants
55:00 <The_Baron> religion is half barbaric history, half fairy tales
55:00 <johninja> mhm
55:00 <The_Baron> so really, it's just what they called politics before politics
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
57:00 <Picard> lol @ mrdanger
57:00 <Picard> The_Baron  i agree
57:00 <Picard> Mew no, what video?
58:00 <ZeroDistance> You could argue that, we don't need religion. But religious men, have brought us a long ways. The_Baron
58:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/q71/s720x720/10452338_10152563635521042_3483668174134611633_n.jpg 
58:00 <ZeroDistance> Personally, I like the smell of perfume hovering around a womans neck.
58:00 <ZeroDistance> I thank those Muslim men for that. And gardens too.
58:00 <Picard> before or after you rape them?
59:00 <ZeroDistance> They perfected a lot.
59:00 <ZeroDistance> Architecture, science, mathematics.
59:00 <ZeroDistance> Soap.
59:00 <Picard> google is getting a workout today
59:00 <johninja> that wsn't in the name of religion though
59:00 <johninja> its just humans inventing shit
59:00 <ZeroDistance> nah, it wasn't
59:00 <johninja> like europe was in the dark ages
59:00 <ZeroDistance> but they were religious.
59:00 <johninja> because of religion pwning science mainly
59:00 <ZeroDistance> Religion has brought people together.
00:00 <johninja> where as islam still had science
00:00 <johninja> and then they went bckwards
00:00 <Picard> religion is the cause of most conflicts
00:00 <ZeroDistance> it sucks to know what we know now, I'm with ya there johninja.
00:00 <ZeroDistance> Ah, Picard, we've been fighting eachother forever. Don't need religion for it. Just seems to make things worse.
00:00 <doctor> Religion isn't the enemy. It's more dogmatism which can be irreligious and much as religious
00:00 <ZeroDistance> ^
01:00 <johninja> galelao was thrown in prison for having the nerve to say the sun didn't revolve around the earth
01:00 <Picard> my fight with you is over, after that rather interesting msg i now 0wn you lad
01:00 <Picard> :P
01:00 <ZeroDistance> I wasn't saying that, I mean people.
02:00 <Picard> Mew
02:00 <Picard> where is the video?
02:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exosGHKIJL0&feature=youtu.be
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Picard vs Kook (over the phone) (Date not found) 2:44 - Category: Comedy - 6 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
02:00 <The_Baron> this video?
03:00 <ZeroDistance> johninja, now we'd avoid the person that says otherwise. Haha! What great times, we live in..
03:00 <johninja> yeh to a degree
03:00 <johninja> our knowledge hasn't made us better people though
03:00 <ZeroDistance> don't suppose it ever will
04:00 <ZeroDistance> it's great to believe in something, though.
04:00 <Kelevra> [14:01:27] <Picard> my fight with you is over, after that rather interesting msg i now 0wn you lad
04:00 <ZeroDistance> Keep a guy, girl, grounded.
04:00 <Kelevra> are you and john fighting?
04:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WibmcsEGLKo 
04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Greatest Speech Ever Made (Jul 15, 2011) 3:38 - Category: Entertainment - 13,549,181 - 233,119 likes (98.9%), 2,630 dislikes (1.1%)
04:00 <ZeroDistance> nah me mel
04:00 <Kelevra> I hate that john guy sometimes in all seriousness
04:00 <johninja> me too
04:00 <Kelevra> he spits on himself and licks it off. totes feral
04:00 <ZeroDistance> I love that john guys perfect right foot.
04:00 <ZeroDistance> I want to wash it and kiss it.
04:00 <ZeroDistance> ;)
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <ZeroDistance> lol
05:00 <johninja> i have 2 functioning feet
05:00 <johninja> unlike piet
05:00 <faux> lmao
05:00 <faux>       https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/1653631_10152310581206057_387891527_n.jpg
06:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
06:00 <Mew> yes Picard that vid
06:00 <Picard> funny shit
06:00 <Picard> who made it??
06:00 <Mew> how hilair is it
06:00 <Kelevra> LOL
06:00 <Mew> xm
06:00 <Mew> hes a geniud
06:00 <Mew> ďddddd
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <Picard> classic 0wnage
07:00 <The_Baron> I wonder why he is so angry
07:00 <The_Baron> in general
07:00 <Picard> drugs
07:00 <Picard> meth rage
07:00 <Mew> hes just unhinged
07:00 <Picard> very unstable
07:00 <The_Baron> but he has 2 X PS4's
07:00 <The_Baron> :P
07:00 <Mew> lmao
08:00 <faux> its not funny its not funnnn
08:00 <Mew> how perfect is it
08:00 <Mew> i cried
08:00 <Mew> laughing
09:00 <faux> the whispering is sssssssssssooooooooooooo creepy
09:00 <Picard> he is creepy
09:00 <Kelevra> I don't mind Josh
09:00 <Picard> the cops will love that msg
09:00 <The_Baron> he used to not be this angry
09:00 <Picard> Kelevra did u hear the msg he left me?
09:00 <The_Baron> once upon a time
09:00 <Mew> did you find out what hes saying foof?
09:00 <Kelevra> yeah he said he'd kill you or something
09:00 <Picard> The_Baron ive got to him, he is fragile and i have cracked him
09:00 <Kelevra> we've all been there haven't we?
10:00 <faux> yeah
10:00 <Picard> kill me, rape my family why i watch
10:00 <Picard> then kill them
10:00 <faux> he said hes gonna come to mildur
10:00 <faux> a
10:00 <Kelevra> someone said that about me also
10:00 <faux> and rip his head off and rape his children in front of him
10:00 <Kelevra> I think it was loof
10:00 <The_Baron> DO YOU UNDERSTAND ANDY!?
10:00 <Kelevra> no wait
10:00 <Kelevra> it was josh
10:00 <faux> NOT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
10:00 <Picard> do you underrrrrrrrrrrrrrstanddddddddddd
10:00 <Kelevra> he said he'd pin me down while a bunch of abos raped me and he held dylan back so he could watch
11:00 <faux> i thought he was never coming back to this chan
11:00 <faux> why is he here
11:00 <Kelevra> STILL.. Josh isn't the worst guy
11:00 <Kelevra> we all have our moments
11:00 <faux> uh
11:00 <Picard> faux he is protected by the ops thats why
11:00 <The_Baron> he just seems to have a lot of those moments
11:00 <Kelevra> josh is far from protected
11:00 <faux> yeah moments like screaming into a pillow or punching a wall not threatening to rape someones kids
11:00 <Picard> he is mentally unstable
11:00 <Picard> Kelevra ive not once seen him removed for his abuse and rants
12:00 <Kelevra> he's fine, you cunts are just whingers
12:00 <The_Baron> his had temporary bans heaps
12:00 <Kelevra> he doesn't know where you live andy and he can't afford to go there anyway
12:00 <Kelevra> lol
12:00 <Picard> i guess this shows the drug fucked idiots tend to stick together'
12:00 <ZeroDistance> Hey The_Baron, you saw The Trip?
12:00 <Kelevra> what's your issue?
12:00 <Mew> yeah come on guys lighten up
12:00 <Mew> srsly
12:00 <The_Baron> nah aint seen The Trip
12:00 <faux> yeah its only child rape
12:00 <faux> no biggies
12:00 <Kelevra> yeah
12:00 <ZeroDistance> oh man ok
12:00 <ZeroDistance> I'm seeing the sequel today
12:00 <ZeroDistance> The Trip in Italy
12:00 <Kelevra> child rape is acceptable in pakistan
13:00 <Kelevra> let it rest.
13:00 <The_Baron> I just find him amusing
13:00 <ZeroDistance> tomorrow see My Sweet Pepperland, Kurdish film.
13:00 <Picard> yeah Mew its ok to make threats to kill and rape
13:00 <ZeroDistance> dl The Trip man, lolarious thing.
13:00 <Picard> I will see the the cops think the same
13:00 <Kelevra> it is
13:00 <faux> hot https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10419971_300604733441332_4831280506393664744_n.jpg
13:00 <ZeroDistance> English humour, Steve Coogan and Rob Brydon
13:00 <Kelevra> Picard I dare you to go to the cops
13:00 <The_Baron> yeah I heard of it
13:00 <The_Baron> aint seen it really
13:00 <Mew> i was being sarcy Picarino
14:00 <Picard> so was i Mew
14:00 <Kelevra> I'll fucking laugh when they laugh in the reflection of your bald head while you're explaining it to them
14:00 <johninja> <Kelevra> child rape is acceptable in pakistan <Kelevra> let it rest. lol
14:00 <The_Baron> but he could bribe the judge with one of his PS4's
14:00 <ZeroDistance> Yer they brought The Trip onto abc, but they cut it into four parts, ruined the movie that way.
14:00 <The_Baron> he might even throw in a 500 dollar shirt
14:00 <Picard> lol The_Baron
14:00 <johninja> it wasn't unprovoked i'm sure
14:00 <Kelevra> it wasn't
14:00 <Kelevra> they're both trouble makers
14:00 <Picard> Kelevra u can laugh all u want, im sure they will take it seriously
15:00 <johninja> i doubt they wiil
15:00 <Kelevra> josh would've had a jab at him and he had a jab back etc
15:00 <johninja> people have tried to show them worse shit
15:00 <The_Baron> legally he could actually
15:00 <The_Baron> if he didn't make direct threats
15:00 <Kelevra> Picard doubtful, that's why I said to go there
15:00 <The_Baron> they couldn't do shit
15:00 <Kelevra> nothing.will.happen.
16:00 <ZeroDistance> Picard, don't press the issue.
16:00 <The_Baron> but the only thing that would happen at worst is a caution
16:00 <ZeroDistance> I have the logs
16:00 <ZeroDistance> It's sale mate.
16:00 <Kelevra> josh don't worry about it.
16:00 <ZeroDistance> +t
16:00 <ZeroDistance> I'm not, but he is.
16:00 <ZeroDistance> I like that.
17:00 <Picard> ZeroDistance i will do as i please
17:00 <Kelevra> andy calm your farm
17:00 <Picard> u low cunt, how dare u threaten my children
17:00 <The_Baron> how did you even get his number?
18:00 <ZeroDistance> a friend.
18:00 <Kelevra> I'd threaten anyones child
18:00 <Kelevra> that's how I roll
18:00 <johninja> just look for insulation installers in mildura i guess
18:00 <Kelevra> WERD TO YOUR MUM BITCHES
18:00 <Picard> Kelevra unlike u im actually good parent. anyone who say or does anything to my children will pay
18:00 <Kelevra> I'm a shit parent
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <Kelevra> my baby eats cumwads
18:00 <johninja> Kelevra why do your babies keep dying?;
18:00 <Kelevra> her own surprisingly
18:00 <ZeroDistance> Stop bitching Andy.
19:00 <johninja> she such a fat baby
19:00 <Kelevra> johninja the plastic bags I shove up there to prevent leaks suffocates them
19:00 <johninja> ohhh
19:00 <Picard> joshua its never ending now lad
19:00 <The_Baron> I know who I am sponsoring for Mother Of The Year
19:00 <johninja> well at least they stop crying i guess
19:00 <ZeroDistance> lol whut
20:00 <johninja> dramatic exit from The_Baron
20:00 <Picard> :P
20:00 <johninja> #Cliffhanger
20:00 <Kelevra> YOSHUA
20:00 <Picard> jennifer is a good mother, she gets my vote
20:00 <johninja> was it Yeshua?
20:00 <Kelevra> I want to change josh's name to yoshua schzeinzlinger
20:00 <johninja> tht ws jesus' name in the passion
21:00 <Picard> she has never had a visit from DHS
21:00 <johninja> yesu i think the jews call him
21:00 <johninja> lol so jewish
21:00 <ZeroDistance> wow
21:00 <ZeroDistance> my mother
22:00 <Picard> DHS  do great work for children who have drug fucked mothers 
22:00 <ZeroDistance> seeing a movie with her today brother, she's grabbing up 153 dollars worth of Watch Dogs for xbox one for my bday
22:00 <ZeroDistance> My mother is a Saint.
22:00 <Picard> pity she didnt drown u at birth cunt
23:00 <ZeroDistance> keep running your mouth, Andy. Better yet, don't bother. I'll leave the chan again so people can just chat.
23:00 <Picard> lol
23:00 <ZeroDistance> K, I'll go. Long as ppl can chat.
23:00 <faux> k bye
23:00 <ZeroDistance> cya Night-Blob!
23:00 <faux> and stayout
23:00 <Picard> fuck off and dont come back :P
24:00 <faux> he said yesterday he wasnt coming back
24:00 <Picard> and the day before
24:00 <faux> which was a good laugh
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <faux> [06:09] <PandasDontDrive> k, I told sezz I would
24:00 <faux> [06:10] <PandasDontDrive> leaving melb chan, cheers n shit
24:00 <faux> [06:10] <PandasDontDrive> watev
24:00 <faux> [06:10] <PandasDontDrive> many penguins!
24:00 <faux> [06:10] * PandasDontDrive ([email protected]) has left #melbourne
24:00 <faux> lol.
24:00 <Picard> lollllllllllllllll
24:00 <Kelevra> wow faux, you're a fkn dog.
24:00 <Picard> not as big a dog as u
25:00 <faux> lmao
25:00 <Kelevra> I'll take that.
25:00 <faux> why am i a dog
25:00 <Kelevra> my nick is bad dog in hebrew..
25:00 <Picard> i hope DHS visit u again, and this time they take the kid
25:00 <faux> everything i say about josh i say it directly to him
25:00 <faux> youre the only passive aggressive cunt here
26:00 <Kelevra> well you pretend to be josh's mate one minute and the next you just treat him like trash and I've seen it since day dot, at least I type shit to ppl constantly where they know how I feel about them and my opinions of them and their actions, anyway. It was a statement not a discussion
26:00 <Picard> he is trash
26:00 <faux> when have i ever pretended to be his mate
26:00 <Mew> its illegal to paste things people have said in a public channel fyi
26:00 <Picard> lol Mew
27:00 <faux> we used to talk until he became  a real fuckwit and i told him exactly waht i thought and we havent spoken since
27:00 <Kelevra> wow you three must be so fucking bored lol
27:00 <Picard> why should we take his abusive shit all the time Kelevra?
27:00 <Kelevra> I'm not saying you should but fuck, you're a headcase too
27:00 <faux> shes just having a moment cos the conversation isnt revolved around her vagina
28:00 <Kelevra> oh wow
28:00 <Picard> its ok for him to rant and abuse us, threaten our family and we do nothing???
28:00 <Kelevra> lol
28:00 <Mew> lmao i typed one thing i must be out of my mind with boredom
28:00 <Mew> yeezuz
28:00 <faux> lol fuck
28:00 <Kelevra> Picard it is acceptable.
28:00 <Kelevra> do you not remember my mum dying and spurting hate on here to me
28:00 <Kelevra> =D
28:00 <Picard> its acceptable to threaten to rape my daughter??
29:00 <Kelevra> you threatened to dig up my mums corpse and rape her
29:00 <Kelevra> pot calling the kettle much?
29:00 <Picard> she is probably lucky she is dead, doesnt have to see what a cunt u turned into
29:00 <Picard> and like fuck i did that
29:00 <Kelevra> yeah I'd have to agree
29:00 <Kelevra> this world is far too putrid for such a beautiful person
29:00 <Kelevra> thankgod she is dead.
29:00 <Picard> i feel for your child
30:00 <Picard> hopefully when DHS visit again they will take it
30:00 <Kelevra> so now you're trying to bring my child into this?
30:00 <Kelevra> who is much more classy?
30:00 <Kelevra> you or josh?
30:00 <Mew> thats okay tho
30:00 <faux> totally acceptable innit
30:00 <Mew> to bring the child into it
30:00 <Mew> go for gold
30:00 <Picard> i said i felt for the child, i actually care for the poor little neglected kid
30:00 <Kelevra> eh it's fine to bring up my bastard child
31:00 <Kelevra> she's far from neglected
31:00 <Picard> DHS have a different story, so i hear
31:00 <Matthew> Picard you are the biggest fucking hypocrite... you threaten and talk vulgarity with everybody but as soon as it turned around onto yourself you indulge in a massive sookfest
31:00 <Kelevra> I'd care why?
31:00 <Kelevra> DHS is welcome here anyday
32:00 <Serenity> i think you should all shut the fuck up about each others families
32:00 <Serenity> makes me fucking sick
32:00 <Kelevra> yeah that's what I think
32:00 <Picard> lol @ the faggot adding his bit
32:00 <Kelevra> sadly it's only Picard talking about families
32:00 <Matthew> you made no complaints when you accused my own father of molesting me, Picard
32:00 <Serenity> pick on each other all you want i couldnt care less but why bring innocent people into it
32:00 <Matthew> what goes around... comes around
32:00 <Kelevra> Serenity see that comment of him calling Matthew a 'faggot'
32:00 <Picard> im defending my family, u are the cunt saying its ok what panda said
33:00 <Serenity> no one said wha he said was ok
33:00 <Kelevra> it is okay, it's the internet
33:00 <faux> mel did
33:00 <Picard> Kelevra did 
33:00 <Kelevra> think what you say phases me champ
33:00 <Picard> it must u keep reacting :)
33:00 <Kelevra> sezz you can ban me if you see fit to do so.
34:00 <Serenity> im not banning anyone you're all as bad as each other lol
34:00 <Picard> :)
34:00 <Kelevra> it's true
34:00 <Picard> i disagree
34:00 <johninja> i go to cook some chicken and nothing has changed
34:00 <johninja> sometimes i wonder why i bother 
34:00 <Kelevra> these two wanks think they're far more superior though
34:00 <Serenity> i feel like my face and brain have been caved in with a steam roller
34:00 <Picard> im not a drug fuced loser who threatens to rape kids or neglects my own
34:00 <Serenity> im off duty today
35:00 <Kelevra> josh isn't a drug deealer lol
35:00 <Kelevra> omfg you're a tool, met someone  then judge them
35:00 <Picard> how did ucook the chicken?
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <Picard> who said he was a dealer?
35:00 <faux> lol.
35:00 <faux> hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggggggg
35:00 <Kelevra> dealer* meet* 
36:00 <Kelevra> was picking up angel and typing. multitasking ftw
36:00 <Kelevra> praise the vagina.
36:00 <johninja> nah it was a couple of those chicken stick kebabes
36:00 <Serenity> kebabbys
36:00 <Picard> ahh nice
36:00 <Kelevra> stop calling them ke babes
36:00 <Kelevra> LOL
36:00 <johninja> i just strip the meat off them ands mke burritos
36:00 <Picard> not bad
37:00 <faux> i think robert downey jrs fb page is me fave
37:00 <doctor> shredded chicken cock
38:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
38:00 <Kelevra> lol john went to go change angelina and says 'gotta make sure I don't have chilli on my fingers, i know how that feels like on me junk"
38:00 <Kelevra> LMAO
40:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGRocJOcW0c
40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: where yah from- Drapht (Aug 2, 2011) 3:49 - Category: Entertainment - 14,398 - 41 likes (95.3%), 2 dislikes (4.7%)
40:00 <Picard> sharapova won the french open
40:00 <Picard> woo hoo
42:00 <Picard> now what do we do for entertainment?
43:00 <faux> read a book
43:00 <Picard> i cant read
43:00 <Picard> send me pics of your art
43:00 <Mew> i thought that said twat lol
44:00 <Picard> yeah that too
44:00 <Picard> u dirty woman
44:00 <Mew> lets go to a club and wee on each other
44:00 <Fez>            Hot
45:00 <Mew>                        Sexy    
46:00 <Fez>       Kinky
46:00 <johninja>            groooooovy~
46:00 <Mew> ITaL^GuY cant handle us
46:00 <johninja> we aren't italian enough
46:00 <Kelevra> Fez what medication are you on atm?
46:00 <Fez> Prude
46:00 <johninja> ok sweet
47:00 <Fez> Anticol.
47:00 <Kelevra> your gf just left john
47:00 <johninja> lol
47:00 <Kelevra> Fez no cones.. fkn weak..
47:00 <Kelevra> so uimpressed
47:00 <Kelevra> unimpressed*
47:00 <Fez> Who said that
47:00 <johninja> "you think you can fuck with us? we just took over eithipia man, ETHIPIA" - italy
47:00 <Kelevra> good job lad, get on it
47:00 <Fez> U assume to much
47:00 <johninja> wow
48:00 <Kelevra> cause I love you and care about you Fez, you're an asset to my drug community
48:00 <BlackDevil> Kelevra what do you think about this tv show Tokyo ghoul
48:00 <Kelevra> I want to give you a promotion for your efforts this week
48:00 <Fez> Lol
48:00 <johninja> don't tell dudz fez does drugs though
48:00 <Kelevra> and a pay rise
48:00 <Fez> Wicked
50:00 <Kelevra> how long you been sick for?
50:00 <Kelevra> angel and I had it for about a week
50:00 <Kelevra> john takes multivitamins so he doesn't get sick
53:00 <Nikky`> Hey ITaL^GuY :o)
53:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Nikky` :)
54:00 <[Maverick]> Nikky`
54:00 <Nikky`> Mavie :o)
56:00 <[Maverick]> how's you?
57:00 <Nikky`> I is good, ready for nap soon tho..you?
57:00 <Nikky`> Hey TheRon :o)
58:00 <johninja> hey Nikky`
58:00 <TheRon> hello
58:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninja :o)
58:00 <johninja> hey TheRon
58:00 <johninja> yeh <3 multivitamins
58:00 <johninja> you can pretty much eat what you want and not get sick
00:00 <TheRon> beers a multivitamin
00:00 <Q{> eat tiger testicles
00:00 <Q{> eat grilled tiger snout
00:00 <Nikky`> I get all. yeah I will start to take them, buy them and few weeks in meh
00:00 <Nikky`> So I gave up
01:00 <TheRon> who's getting warmed up for the gold coast v sydney game?
01:00 <[Maverick]> yeah, I am a bit knackered from work 
01:00 <Fez> Breasts are
01:00 <[Maverick]> but it was good 
01:00 <Nikky`> You can have a nap with me
01:00 <Picard> no
01:00 <TheRon> nap or "nap"?
02:00 <Nikky`> either or
03:00 <[Maverick]> "nap" then nap 
03:00 <[Maverick]> Q{, you're a fucking creep
03:00 <[Maverick]> fuck off. 
04:00 <Q{> cold=coal
04:00 <TheRon> karmichael hunt is playing
04:00 <Q{> where
05:00 <TheRiddler> lets spoon Nikky` :p
05:00 <Matthew> Sydney by 24
05:00 <Nikky`> Lets not
05:00 <Matthew> good afternoon to the divine Nikky` xx
05:00 <TheRon> spoon feed?
06:00 <Q{> ^ lol
06:00 <milk> never seen so much shit, l8r
06:00 <Nikky`> Afternoon Matthew :o)
07:00 <Matthew> all you people... can't you see? can't you see? ... and that
07:00 <Matthew> and that makes you largerrr than lifeeeeeee
08:00 <Picard> i think im going to throw up
09:00 <Matthew> I often have the same feeling whenever I see your name
09:00 <Picard> one would hope i can get rid of you 
10:00 <Matthew> one would hope you drop dead sometime in the near future
10:00 <johninja> k hunt
10:00 <johninja> ooh more fights
10:00 <Picard> thats a sire thing u moron, we all die at some time in the future
10:00 <Matthew> that's why I said 'near' ... aka ASAP
10:00 <Picard> nuh johninja  no fights here, Matthew is angry they covered over the glory hole at flinders st station
11:00 <Matthew> LOL
11:00 <TheRon> did someone mention essendon again, you know that sets him off
11:00 <johninja> they played well last night unfortunately
12:00 <Matthew> no we didn't
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <Matthew> we were crap... again... but won
12:00 <TheRon> damn scum
12:00 <Matthew> anyway...
12:00 <johninja> ok they were shit
12:00 <johninja> the end.
12:00 <Matthew> Picard, your fascination with glory holes is far more interesting
12:00 <johninja> GWS manhndled the shit out of them
12:00 <johninja> i bet they feel violated this morning
12:00 <Matthew> I wouldn't go that far...
14:00 <TheRon> i'm looking forward to the roos and tigers, i think the roos are gonna pummel richmond
14:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10440936_10152084259800740_1050644293977634210_n.jpg 
14:00 <Matthew> North will probably win... but they are unreliable
14:00 <Matthew> this is a rare week I wouldn't mind seeing a Bitchmond win
15:00 <Picard> lol @ watson missing the next 4 weeks
15:00 <johninja> he looked pretty upset
15:00 <Picard> and the pensioner out for a couple
15:00 <Matthew> unlike Richmond we don't use the injury excuse with every dismal performance
15:00 <Picard> i hope north win
16:00 <TheRon> no you use the injections excuse
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <johninja> lol
16:00 <johninja> sick burn
16:00 <Picard> watson is a very average footballer without the drugs
16:00 <Picard> as is heppel
16:00 <johninja> how many drugs did hird do during his career?
17:00 <Matthew> TheRon I know you continue to live off your insular uneducated footballing knowledge up there in buttfuck nowhere... but you are so removed from the situation that you are turning delusional now
17:00 <johninja> more than some small countries i would think
17:00 <TheRon> it's just fun
17:00 <Matthew> hey Picard, how is Justin Charles going these days?
17:00 <Picard> johninja i hate to say it but i agree with you
17:00 <Matthew> has he recovered?
17:00 <Picard> hird was the biggest user of all time
17:00 <Matthew> Justin Charles of Richmond... still the ONLY AFL player ever to be banned due to drugs...
18:00 <johninja> he doesn't even know who he is anymore
18:00 <Picard> best mates with a drug dealer who was giving him nutrition advice lmfao
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <Matthew> what a blight on the game
18:00 <Picard> hird the only coach it history to be banned for a year
18:00 <Matthew> Justin Charles of Richmond... still the ONLY AFL player ever to be banned due to drugs...
18:00 <Picard> lmfao
18:00 <johninja> one player
18:00 <johninja> not a whole team
18:00 <johninja> or the coach
18:00 <Matthew> coaches can be meth addicts, it doesn't matter ... it's the players when it's a big deal
18:00 <Picard> fuck u johninja
19:00 <johninja> thats a bad apple
19:00 <johninja> not a bad tree
19:00 <johninja> like essonden are
19:00 <Matthew> have the entire Essendon team and entire coaching group been banned... tick tock tick tock...
19:00 <Matthew> I know you love a good conspiracy theory... but 16 months later and still no evidence either way
19:00 <Matthew> and there never will be.
19:00 <Picard> now the wog isnt around to protect them i wouldnt be so cocky
19:00 <Matthew> will go through the courts for another 12 months and no players/coaches will miss anymore games
19:00 <Matthew> it's almost boring now... ZzZzZ
19:00 <Picard> Gill will want something to make a stance as new ceo 
19:00 <johninja> yeh
20:00 <johninja> he won't want to look weak on drug use
20:00 <Picard> he will make an example of essendon 
20:00 <Matthew> Picard now has a personal relationship with Gill McLachlan... how interesting
20:00 <johninja> not that i think most teams would do it
20:00 <Picard> where did i say that?
20:00 <johninja> they have too much respect for the game
20:00 <Picard> hird had the "whatever it takes" attitude
20:00 <Matthew> it's funny how you claim to have so many connections within the AFL industry... despite living in the middle of nowhere
20:00 <simba> wb to #melbourne Matt i see you picked up where u left off
21:00 <Picard> he wanted success and didnt care how they got it
21:00 <Matthew> I didn't start this nonsense
21:00 <Matthew> brb
21:00 <Picard> where have i stated said claims?
21:00 <simba> incidentally, did you see how obese Picard looks in his new facebook picture?
21:00 <TheRiddler> he's sleeping with demetriou's wife
21:00 <Picard> im just stating an opinion
21:00 <simba> his daughter is about 1/16th his size
21:00 <simba> its scary
21:00 <Picard> i have a new facebook pic?
21:00 <TheRiddler> is his daughter attractive?
21:00 <simba> yeah, youre the blimp the little girl is sitting on
21:00 <TheRiddler> lol
22:00 <Picard> cant say i have lad
22:00 <Picard> still the same pic 
22:00 <Picard> its been there for weeks
22:00 <TheRiddler> only weeks
22:00 <Picard> months then
22:00 <Picard> i dont fucking remember when i changed it
23:00 <simba> wait sorry i didnt mean new i meant hilarious
23:00 <Picard> good story
23:00 <TheRon> simba i picked you out of the crowd at yesterdays game
23:00 <simba> thanx i thought it was neat
23:00 <simba> lol
23:00 <TheRon> you were the only one with teeth
23:00 <simba> my seats do pick me up on tv
23:00 <Matthew> you mean this fat cunt?            http://tiny.cc/hje4gx
23:00 <Picard> did he have his pigeon on his shoulder?
23:00 <Matthew> can't keep count of the chins
23:00 <Fez> Breasts with teeth
24:00 <simba> against geelong one of your players took a hanger right in front of me and it was a mark of the week contender so im in the footage
24:00 <Picard> ohhhh please
24:00 <simba> lmao
24:00 <simba> that pic is awesome
24:00 <Picard> i love how obsessed Matthew is with me
24:00 <simba> fuck he looks like a thumb
25:00 <Picard> he has a link of my pic on standby for when he needs to want
25:00 <Matthew> go on...
25:00 <Matthew> LOLLLLLLLLLL
25:00 <Picard> wank**
25:00 <Matthew> look at you
25:00 <Matthew> you're a disgrace to society
25:00 <Picard> says the gloryhole cock sucer
25:00 <Picard> sucker
25:00 <TheRon> i'm drinking coopers 62 pilsner
25:00 <Matthew> how anybody looking like that could come online and give shit to anybody else is HILARIOUS
25:00 <TheRon> one of my favs
25:00 <Matthew> how juvenile and insecure
25:00 <simba> Suns v Swanz
25:00 <Matthew> but sums up your pathetic existance
25:00 <simba> Zunz v Zwanz
26:00 <Picard> Matthew why the obsession with me if im so bad?
26:00 <Picard> you stalk me
26:00 <simba> how juventus and inter
26:00 <Matthew> you've been Z-lined for flooding me and follow me into every channel... stop being a hypocrite
26:00 <Matthew> you're boring me now. BYE
26:00 <TheRon> when do the aussies play
26:00 <Picard> i have?
26:00 <Picard> when did this take place?
27:00 <Picard> Matthew i just took a look at the AFL ladder, i dont see the bombers in the top 4
27:00 <Picard> whats happened?
28:00 <Matthew> http://tiny.cc/hje4gx
28:00 <Matthew> they saw this and become distracted with laughter
28:00 <Picard> or the peptides run out?
28:00 <simba> QTR TIME at Alberton
28:00 <simba> Port 7.1 (43)
28:00 <simba> Centrals 1.0 (6)
28:00 <simba> !
28:00 <Matthew> http://nerdsinbabeland.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/gangster4.png
29:00 <TheRon> the cats vfl side won by 3 points yesterday over port melbounre
29:00 <simba> whoa Picard how did u get those orange contacts
29:00 <TheRon> christensen and varcoe played
29:00 <simba> falcons v magpies fox tel cup GF
29:00 <Matthew> I don't follow the SANFL but haven't Centrals won a shitload of flags in the last 15 years?
29:00 <Picard> no one cares
30:00 <simba> yes but they stopped dominating now that there is competition 
30:00 <TheRon> gold coast are gtting their chances
30:00 <simba> norwood won the last 2
30:00 <Matthew> yes, we stole their coach at the end of last year... Bassett
30:00 <Matthew> who is now in charge of the worst forward line in the AFL
30:00 <Matthew> go figure
31:00 <TheRon> sy kilda has a chick coaching them, that explains a lot
31:00 <simba> simon goodwin nathan basset and neil craig
31:00 <simba> essendon crows fc
31:00 <Matthew> I'm getting a little over winning our games 11 goals to 9
31:00 <Matthew> the theme of the year to date
32:00 <Picard> pity they dont beat a decent team
32:00 <TheRon> josh bootsma of carlton, some would say he's the only play at carlton to show any balls this season
32:00 <Matthew> Richmond 'victims' this year - Brisbane, Carlton, GWS
32:00 <Matthew> well done Picard...
32:00 <Picard> wouldnt Judd be filthy he had to come back via and vfl
32:00 <Matthew> from a team who finished 5th last year
33:00 <TheRon> not gonna happen
33:00 <Matthew> only on the back of a draw that saw them play Bulldogs twice, Melbourne twice, GWS  twice, Brisbane twice
33:00 <Picard> im not the one who was crowing top 4 like u did lad
33:00 <Matthew> show me proof... go on...
33:00 <Picard> i posted u the logs in pm
33:00 <Picard> essendon 12th lol
33:00 <TheRon> hehehe....logs
33:00 <Matthew> here we go.. LIES
33:00 <Picard> TheRon he loves logs
34:00 <TheRon> my grandpappy he was a logger
34:00 <Picard> Matthew is a logger
34:00 <Matthew> http://tiny.cc/hje4gx
34:00 <Matthew> you look like a giant log
35:00 <Picard> Matthew do you wipe the poo off on the sheets or is there some gay protocol to follow?
35:00 <Matthew> Bakers Delight called... they want some of their rolls back
36:00 <Picard> :)
36:00 <Fez> U like ducks?
36:00 <TheRon> duck duck goose
37:00 <Fez> Boob boob suck
37:00 <Fez> Grope
37:00 <TheRon> touch touch squeeze
38:00 <simba> i like the commentators discussion on bigfooty at the moment
38:00 <Fez> Whos playing?
39:00 <simba> is there one commentator you like ?
39:00 <simba> can you think of one who is good?
39:00 <Picard> peking duck is ok
39:00 <simba> gold coast are playing sydney
39:00 <Picard> bruce is a faggot
39:00 <Matthew> Sandy Roberts is the best
39:00 <Picard> jb is a joke
39:00 <Picard> garry lyon is a muppet
39:00 <TheRon> dunstall
39:00 <Picard> i actually dont mind darcy
39:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BbzJo5UgC4
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tina Arena - I Need Your Body (Oct 5, 2008) 0 - Category: Music - 40,845 - 112 likes (99.1%), 1 dislikes (0.9%)
40:00 <Fez> Let there be breasts
40:00 <TheRon> boobs
40:00 <Picard> i need to pee
40:00 <Matthew> this is my favourite song from 1990
41:00 <Matthew> and there are plenty of them
41:00 <Picard> elton john?
41:00 <Picard> lol
41:00 <Matthew> Sacrifice from 1989, not 1990
41:00 <TheRon> chicago
41:00 <Matthew> he didn't release any music in 90'
42:00 <simba> he released a bunch of semen tho
42:00 <simba> into mens anus'
42:00 <Picard> lol
42:00 <Matthew> possibly, yes
42:00 <Matthew> you  can't begrudge him that though
42:00 <Picard> simba please stop. Matthew will be turned on
42:00 <Picard> thats disgusting Matthew
42:00 <simba> u will be turned on blimp man
42:00 <simba> u love gay chat
42:00 <TheRon> carn the suns
42:00 <Picard> faggots should be desexed like  a mongrel dog
42:00 <Matthew> carn the anus
42:00 <Matthew> woops!!!
43:00 <simba> i like how the suns have their little jingle go off when they score
43:00 <Matthew> I find the Suns the most enjoyable team to watch in the AFL
43:00 <Matthew> tbh
43:00 <Picard> y?
43:00 <Matthew> because they play a good brand of football
43:00 <simba> our match against them last year was hell intense i knew theyd be a proper team this year
44:00 <Picard> and what brand is that?
44:00 <simba> tony hawks pro skateboarding
44:00 <Matthew> play on at all costs, use the centre corridor, they have the likes of Ablett/O'Meara/Bennell in the middle
44:00 <Matthew> young and exciting
45:00 <Matthew> very talented... (And they should be considering the draft picks)
45:00 <Picard> Ablett is the best player in the competition
45:00 <Matthew> I like their home ground as wel
45:00 <Matthew> well*
45:00 <Matthew> it looks... fun
45:00 <Picard> by a country mile
45:00 <simba> gee dont stick your neck out too much with that outrageous call Picard
46:00 <Matthew> I wouldn't expect anything more from Captain Obvious
46:00 <Picard> simba why would i need to stick anything out when its obvious. why make stupid comments when the answer is obvious?
46:00 <Matthew> there aren't many brain cells to work with
46:00 <simba> ........what? 
46:00 <Picard> would u prefer i said tex walker is the best player in the afl?
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <TheRon> beer me up scotty
47:00 <Matthew> I hope the Dockers thump Adelaide today
47:00 <Picard> or goddard?
47:00 <Picard> watosn?
47:00 <Matthew> it would consolidate Essendon's position
47:00 <Picard> watson
47:00 <simba> saying "Ablett is the best player in the competition" is like saying the sun is shining this afternoon
47:00 <Picard> dockers wont win by a huge margin
47:00 <Matthew> they can win by 1 point for all I care
47:00 <Matthew> as long as they win
47:00 <TheRon> dockers have lost their mojo
47:00 <Picard> ok lets take ablett out then who is the best?
47:00 <simba> jarman impey
48:00 <Matthew> Chad Wingard
48:00 <TheRon> selwood
48:00 <Picard> selwood easy
48:00 <Matthew> I don't normally find indigenous people attractive... but Chad Wingard is not only amazingly talented but amazingly hot
48:00 <simba> pendles too
48:00 <Picard> oh please
48:00 <Picard> stop making me sick u poofter cunt
48:00 <simba> chad is SeXy
49:00 <Matthew> concur
49:00 <Picard> what is your opinion of goodess?
49:00 <Matthew> a fucking petulant sook
49:00 <Picard> as a player and australian of the year
49:00 <Picard> i concur
50:00 <TheRon> worse than michael long
50:00 <Matthew> good, finally we agree on something
50:00 <Picard> TheRon yes
50:00 <Matthew> Michael Long only had 1 incident over the years to do with racism
50:00 <Matthew> and that was with that 200kg godzilla, Damien Monkhorst
50:00 <Matthew> Goodes has had about 27
50:00 <TheRon> he does look like an ape
51:00 <Matthew> and it was FAR worse when Long was playing
51:00 <Matthew> people are somewhat a little more educated now
51:00 <Picard> he likes the attention
52:00 <Matthew> I'm sick of him
52:00 <Matthew> the sooner he retires and moves to the NT the better
52:00 <Picard> lol
52:00 <simba> fucken white cunts
52:00 <Picard> he will bring the tribe to sydney and live in darling harbour'
53:00 <Matthew> I met him once at the Waterside hotel... he was an absolute pig of a man
53:00 <Matthew> it was after the last state of origin game in about 2008
53:00 <Matthew> Victoria vs All Stars
53:00 <Picard> i despise when jobs are advertised with the requirements as "must be of aboriginal decent" how fucking racist is that???
54:00 <Picard> i cant advertise for a white male under 35
54:00 <simba> like what jobs
54:00 <TheRon> apply anyway, i mean you could be of aboriginal descent, who knows
55:00 <Picard> ive seen health services job, counciling job, enviromental jobs
55:00 <Picard> simba have u never seen this?
55:00 <simba> not really
55:00 <doctor> black people cant be racist
55:00 <doctor> something to do with whites being privledged and blacks needing special treatment
56:00 <Picard> its wrong
56:00 <simba> fuck white people
56:00 <Picard> natrional park jobs around my area are always advertised that way
56:00 <TheRon> look at us so understanding
56:00 <doctor> mostly everything doest make sense but i don't really care as much as i used to
57:00 <Picard> national**
58:00 <TheRon> who's watching the tennis tonight?
58:00 <TheRon> 11 pm start
59:00 <TheRon> djoka will win it
59:00 <simba> speaking of racism how is lleyton hewitt doing these days
59:00 <simba> hope he gets curbstomped
59:00 <TheRon> ranked in the top 100 i think
00:00 <TheRon> could be wrong on that
00:00 <TheRon> lleyton is best buds with andrew mcleod
00:00 <simba> yea hes a fucken crowbot
01:00 <Picard> me
01:00 <TheRon> the sunds are just kicking it straight to swans players now
02:00 <Picard> lol @ port supporters
02:00 <Picard> cunts couldnt fill a phone box before this year
03:00 <simba> id focus on raising your malnourished daughter and less on adelaide teams if i was you mate
03:00 <simba> why dont you leave a donut or two to the growing boys and girls
03:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooo
03:00 <Picard> looooooooooooool
04:00 <Picard> where u cunts been hiding for years?
04:00 <simba> we were doing what everyone in vic is about to start doing 
04:00 <Picard> fuck me helooooo Rhee
05:00 <Picard> whats that, run and hide when u lose and climb out of the woodwork the second u win?
05:00 <Rhee> What?
06:00 <Picard> what?
06:00 <TheRon> what?
06:00 <Rhee> Was that at me? Lol
06:00 <Picard> no
06:00 <Picard> simbis
06:00 <Rhee> Orite lol
06:00 <Picard> how are ya
06:00 <Rhee> I was confused for a second 
06:00 <Picard> long time no see
07:00 <Rhee> Good. Need a nerd to solve pc issues.. came here hahahaha
07:00 <Picard> lol
07:00 <Rhee> Help me. Kthx
07:00 <Picard> no
07:00 <TheRon> all the nerdlinges have left its just us
08:00 <Picard> yes, we know fuck all
08:00 <Rhee> Fuck.
08:00 <simba> what kinda issues
08:00 <simba> what level on the nerdling scale
08:00 <Picard> simbis the expert
08:00 <Picard> if u need gay sex advice Matthew and simba can help
08:00 <simba> i remember i used to direct people to dylan if they were super nerdy  questions cos dylan knew what 2 do
09:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/7e154247e1901130ecfab8f45523302c/tumblr_n6u2i323KR1rhpn4yo1_400.jpg
09:00 <Rhee> Replaced the motherboard and cpu the other day and since then it will occasionally freeze.. completely random no set time between it happening etc. The whole thing just becomes unresponsive and needs a restart
09:00 <TheRon> hows dylan's credit card cloning going, the cops caught up to him yet?
10:00 <simba> seems like it might be something to do with the gfx
10:00 <simba> i cannot comment TheRon that is news 2 me
10:00 <Rhee> Graphics card?
10:00 <Rhee> That was replaced december 2012
11:00 <simba> yeah is the gfx compatible with it all and do they all have teh latest drivers
11:00 <Rhee> All latest drivers installed 
12:00 <Picard> id suggest u place it in the bath, fill with water and leave for 30 minutes. allow to dry for 24 hours and restart
12:00 <Rhee> Wouldnt it be more efficient to cover it with rice and wait for an asian to come fix it?
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <TheRon> pakc it up and take it to a chinese restaurant
14:00 <Rhee> Lol!!!!
14:00 <Rhee> Wouldnt a thai resteraunt be better seeing as thats where the parts were manufactured?
15:00 <Rhee> You guys are no help.
15:00 <TheRon> possibly
15:00 <Picard> yes
15:00 <Picard> and order the pad thai noodles
15:00 <Rhee> You paying?
15:00 <Rhee> Good.
17:00 <Rhee> Fuck. Sitting infront of the heater and farted.. the fan blew the smell right back at me.
17:00 <Picard> good.
17:00 <Rhee> :(
17:00 <TheRon> classy
17:00 <TheRon> wow chicks do fart
17:00 <Rhee> You have no idea.
19:00 <doctor> They do?
19:00 <Rhee> It use to be so active in here. Wtf happened
20:00 <Picard> ops killed it
20:00 <Rhee> I blame longie
21:00 <TheRon> i blame those lazy layabouts on the mud fields
22:00 <Rhee> Everyone got a life
22:00 <Picard> no
22:00 <TheRon> beer?
22:00 <Picard> sex
22:00 <Blarp> boobies
22:00 <doctor> Ops didn't ruin it, this place hardly ever holds anything of any quality
23:00 <Picard> chics not posting nude pics killed it
23:00 <simba> thats cos there are no ops
23:00 <Rhee> Wasnt too bad 10 years ago lol
23:00 <Picard> and the gay community here trying to get sex
23:00 <TheRon> rhee would you post a handbra pic?
23:00 <Rhee> Gtfo
23:00 <Picard> loo TheRon
23:00 <Rhee> My boobs are too good.
23:00 <TheRon> people did
24:00 <TheRon> it went all quiet after that i think
24:00 <Picard> we have seen some horrid bandbra pics
24:00 <doctor> All what would happen is that users would be banned and the place will be quiet for most of the day
24:00 <Rhee> Cant stop farting.. I wonder if it was the chicken nuggets
24:00 <Rhee> Maybe the wedges or ranch dip. Will never know
24:00 <TheRon> 'scuse i
26:00 <simba> TheRon found https://24.media.tumblr.com/44ff019a7db733a5a97679a00e0e99ea/tumblr_n6oxw61ILo1somw7ho1_500.png
26:00 <Rhee> ...
26:00 <TheRon> a candy shop?
27:00 <TheRon> see the 50 cent first pitch?
27:00 <TheRon> apparently it was due to a masturbation injury
28:00 <simba> i saw hes in a movie and he wears some shocking viking thing
28:00 <Rhee> :/
29:00 <simba> oh yeah i saw that
29:00 <simba> lmao when billy brownless did the g unit thing
29:00 <simba> i lost my shit
29:00 <TheRon> sam and swanny?
29:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/02f012a4b63db267b3968ff8f920999f/tumblr_n6qu51sG4S1qgzxcao2_r2_500.gif what a goober
29:00 <TheRon> rhee you seen the housewives delights?
32:00 <simba> north malbourne and richmand on fax saccer plus
32:00 <Matthew> that doesn't begin until 7:10pm
33:00 <Matthew> Crows all over Fremantle at the moment, fucking typical
33:00 <TheRon> i havent noticed soccer plus on foxtel go
33:00 <simba> the two least trustworthy teams to tip
33:00 <simba> north are due to lose cos of their fucked up ways but richmond are so gay it hurts
34:00 <TheRon> i reckon they will smash the tigers
34:00 <Matthew> teams travelling back from Perth generally always have trouble
34:00 <doctor> I'm not afraid of no little white girl
34:00 <Matthew> North have had 3 wins on the road this year and lost the following game coming back
34:00 <Matthew> but... Richmond are so unreliable
34:00 <simba> troy chaplin to play petrie into some form..
35:00 <Matthew> Fletcher kept Petrie to 2 possessions when Essendon smashed North earlier in the year... was good
35:00 <Matthew> can't stand him
35:00 <TheRon> petrie is a good ballarat boy
36:00 <Matthew> flat track bully
36:00 <Matthew> I've been watching this game for about 10 minutes now and it's been inside 50 for Freo once
37:00 <Matthew> this is pathetic
41:00 <simba> lol dwayne
41:00 <simba> why did he say the crows have the best pre match festivities 
41:00 <TheRon> which is the crows pub to stay away from?
42:00 <simba> idk
42:00 <simba> they dont have anywhere to go except aami stadium where their museum of 2 trophies is
42:00 <simba> they dont even have a club to go to
43:00 <milk> don't know how we are going to get crowd noise around subiaco when we build the new stadiium
43:00 <Matthew> Subiaco belongs in the 1970's
44:00 <Matthew> it's hard to believe a state as wealthy as WA (and sport crazy) hasn't funded a new stadium in so long
44:00 <Matthew> dismal by all concerned
44:00 <milk> too many bums, not enough seats
44:00 <simba> if theres a new stadium going up in perth they would make it properly so the sound stays inside like the oval and dome
44:00 <TheRon> the league game in perth last night got a fair crowd
44:00 <milk> well we been funding masses of sydney skyscrapers...
45:00 <Picard> waca
45:00 <Matthew> ask Gina Rinehart for some spare change
45:00 <Matthew> that will build a new stadium
45:00 <Picard> foolsball at the waca
45:00 <FredFlinstone> between her tits?
45:00 <Picard> eew
46:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
46:00 <TheRon> thanks for that FredFlinstone it's alomst tea time
46:00 <milk> oh don't worry, the silvertails are expert at helping themselves to everything we try to build
46:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
46:00 <FredFlinstone> we just finished lunch
46:00 <FredFlinstone> having a liquid dinner
46:00 <TheRon> cheers
47:00 <Matthew> how is Zac Dawson still on an AFL list... FFS
47:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
47:00 <TheRon> jack bootsma.....
47:00 <Matthew> he must have naughty photos of Ross Lyon or something
47:00 <FredFlinstone> jack?
47:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm
47:00 <TheRon> is that his name?
47:00 <FredFlinstone> nope
47:00 <FredFlinstone> bootsma yes
47:00 <TheRon> what is it?
47:00 <FredFlinstone> dick
47:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
47:00 <partay> omg that topic 
47:00 <Matthew> Josh Bootsma *
47:00 <FredFlinstone> his surname head
47:00 <milk> sydney silvertail in a one liner, "Oh that's nice, MINE! gimme... now what can I do with this.."
48:00 <TheRon> some would say he's the only carlton player to show any balls whis season
48:00 <FredFlinstone> omg so over that
48:00 <FredFlinstone> hehast played a game this season
48:00 <FredFlinstone> hasnt
49:00 <TheRon> he has obviously shown his balls at some stage and thats why he was sacked
49:00 <Matthew> come on Dockers FFS
49:00 <Matthew> get on with it
50:00 <partay> dockers lol
50:00 <partay> port are up there with collingwood
51:00 <Matthew> Collingwood are up there with nobody... they are only a 5th-8th side
51:00 <Matthew> they won't beat a Hawthorn, Geelong, Fremantle or Port Adelaide when it matters... or Sydney!
51:00 <milk> turns out, I'm not Jewish... therefore!
51:00 <partay> i was referring to their general douchebaggery
51:00 <TheRon> milk you not taking the 10% off??
53:00 <Picard>  lol
54:00 <simba> cpome on dokkerz
54:00 <Picard> port will choke when it counts
54:00 <simba> nah we sold our chokers to richmond
54:00 <simba> well matty thomas is a good man
55:00 <TheRon> port gets two home finals you never know
55:00 <simba> if port and sydney get home qualifiers Watch Out
55:00 <Picard> y?
55:00 <Picard> that rapid fall?
55:00 <simba> nevermind Picard people that dont follow footy wont get it
56:00 <Matthew> Sydney will certainly be in the Grand Final... the opponent yet to be decided
56:00 <simba> u stick to horseracing in mildura
56:00 <TheRon> is melbourne the only team to win at adelaide oval?
56:00 <Matthew> I suspect it will come from Hawthorn or Fremantle
56:00 <simba> prob
56:00 <Matthew> Hawthorn won't win with the current caretaker bobble head coach in charge though
56:00 <Matthew> they will need Clarkson back
57:00 <TheRon> clarkson coaches from home
57:00 <Picard> y
59:00 <simba> lol at how chipper the new guy is
59:00 <simba> the compilation on the sun footy show owned
00:00 <Picard> a
00:00 <milk> I'm just a hard working Government Slave, unwillingness is punished by torture... I wish I could be more Jewish
01:00 <milk> basically?
01:00 <milk> Mastercard is bankrolling the Australian Federal Government
03:00 <simba> wait wait
03:00 <simba> Picard did you upload a voicemail josh left or something
03:00 <simba> how can i hear it
08:00 <TheRon> carn the crows
13:00 <stebie> carn TheCrow`
16:00 <TheRon> Everyone knows I'm in Over my head Over my head With eight seconds left in overtime She's on your mind She's on your mind
26:00 <partay> simbacile.. yes he did and it was funny 
26:00 <TheRon> a hitler rant?
28:00 <partay> nah just saying he was going to cut pictards head off and rape and murder his children in front of him 
29:00 <TheRon> mike tyson?
29:00 <partay> in tyson still yes
29:00 <partay> style
29:00 <partay> not sure if he mentioned eating them 
29:00 <partay> but funny stuff 
32:00 <simba> be useful for once and link me to it, partay
36:00 <TheRon> and it was all yellow
39:00 <partay> its expired 
39:00 <partay> get pictard to upload it again 
41:00 <Saemon> leeeeeets get the partay started, in heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere
41:00 <[Maverick]> die.
41:00 <stebie> when?
41:00 <[Maverick]> sup stebieeee
41:00 <stebie> ^_-
43:00 <TheRon> And now we're grown up orphans  And never knew their names  We don't belong to no one  That's a shame But you could hide beside me  Maybe for a while  And I won't tell no one your name  And I won't tell 'em your name
43:00 <[Maverick]> sif raise your eyebrow at me sonnyjim
46:00 <TheRon> fuck it the storm lost
47:00 <Pyro-> derrr
47:00 <TheRon> still some players out huh
47:00 <Pyro-> slater and cronk still out
47:00 <TheRon> we're fucked
48:00 <Pyro-> they reckon possible chance slater might play origin 2, but not before then
48:00 <Pyro-> and cronk out for ages with a broken arm
48:00 <Umeaboy> Hi all!
48:00 <TheRon> two of the big three out
48:00 <TheRon> that would kill any team
48:00 <Pyro-> yeh
49:00 <TheRon> 32 - 12 though?
49:00 <Pyro-> they weren't total crap .. but still way off
52:00 <TheRon> roosters got a shot again?
17:00 <Duke_36> what to do for dinner
17:00 <Duke_36> that is the question
17:00 <TheRon> order in
18:00 <Duke_36> but what do i order?
18:00 <TheRon> thai
18:00 <Duke_36> noodles 
18:00 <Duke_36> yeah i was thinking noodles
18:00 <TheRon> pad thai
18:00 <Duke_36> ok noodles it is. back soon
19:00 <Duke_36> good thinking TheRon
20:00 <TheRon> who wins game 2 tomorrow?
20:00 <TheRon> spurs or heat
28:00 <TheRon> fly me to the moon, let me play among the stards
29:00 <Umeaboy> stards?
29:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: quiz me
29:00 <TheRon> stars
29:00 <TheRon> ok
29:00 <Umeaboy> Yaaaay! ;)
30:00 <Umeaboy> I feel pretty.......
30:00 <Umeaboy> :)
30:00 <TheRon> perty
31:00 <Matthew> Debbie
31:00 <Umeaboy> Ms Perty. :=
31:00 <Umeaboy> ;)
31:00 <TheRon> right about now the funk soul brother
31:00 <Umeaboy> Check it out now.
32:00 <TheRon> great track
32:00 <Umeaboy> Nooooooooooooobody knows, the trouble I've seeeeen.......
32:00 <Umeaboy> Yeah.
33:00 <Umeaboy> I grew up with it.
33:00 <TheRon> my going out warm up song
35:00 <TheRon> you know, one perfect day by the little heroes?
36:00 <TheRon> nikky` you fully refreshed?
37:00 <TheRon> and tell me is it still raining there in england
38:00 <Matthew> it's 23 degrees and fine
39:00 <TheRon> payback the chicken back do the chicken back
39:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/59h9O.jpg
39:00 <TheRon> your latest conquest?
40:00 <partay> ahh TheRiddler never disappoints
41:00 <milk> werd, she is well fit
41:00 <TheRon> oh she's fit
41:00 <partay> nice clunge 
41:00 <simba> is that a reptile
42:00 <partay> simba thats a fe-male... a fe-male 
42:00 <Matthew> ok... now GO TIGERS
42:00 <simba> shut up partay
43:00 <TheRon> walking around on broken leg, i can't get you out of my head
49:00 <TheRon> You've got to press it on you You just, think it, that's what you do That's what you do, baby Hold it down, DARE
51:00 <milk> Planet Funk - Who Said
52:00 <TheRon> that girls a genius, whoa oh oh
52:00 <TheRon> faux the storm lost
52:00 <TheRiddler> did tigers win?
53:00 <TheRon> yes 23 20\
53:00 <faux> i know i tipped the roosters
53:00 <faux> 7/7 so far
53:00 <faux> omg
53:00 <faux> i need canberra to win tomorrow
53:00 <TheRon> likely?
53:00 <faux> idk
53:00 <faux> theyre at home
54:00 <faux> i know if i change my tip at the last minute
54:00 <faux> theyll end up winning
54:00 <faux> and ill cry
54:00 <faux> lol
54:00 <TheRon> tigers or north?
54:00 <Matthew> North Melbourne by 28
54:00 <faux> huh?
54:00 <Matthew> but GO TIGERS
54:00 <faux> oh
55:00 <TheRon> carn thr roods
55:00 <TheRon> roos
55:00 <milk> yeah, I swear the head of TAB sits there paying off unpires to rg the eaxact opposite of whatever I punt on
56:00 <TheRon> conspiracy theory much
56:00 <milk> nah nah, no conspiracy, just shitloads of money
56:00 <milk> you see I'm richer than Clive
57:00 <TheRon> richer than tinkler?
57:00 <milk> I put the whole lot on a win for me
57:00 <TheRon> gamble responsibly
58:00 <Saemon> fucken hell
58:00 <TheRiddler> the crazy horse has miss nude australia
58:00 <TheRiddler> on
58:00 <Saemon> someone should rock up to summer bay
58:00 <Saemon> and go columbine on the place
58:00 <TheRon> video
58:00 <Saemon> watchin home and away is Bah-roo-TaL
58:00 <Nikky`> You know summer bay is made up? 
59:00 <Matthew> Neighbours is better
59:00 <TheRon> ramsay st?
59:00 <Nikky`> That is totally real
59:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/pPJ3Q.jpg
00:00 <Matthew> I've been to Pin Oak Court in Vermont
00:00 <Matthew> that is REAL
00:00 <TheRiddler> nsfw
00:00 <TheRon> you seen the latest dracula movie?
00:00 <TheRon> she wen't down for the count
01:00 <Duke_36> hey Nikky`
01:00 <Saemon> fuck neighbors as well
01:00 <Saemon> somemone should rock up to ramsey street
01:00 <Saemon> and pull a port arthur 96 on that place
01:00 <Nikky`> Hey Duke_36 :o)
01:00 <TheRon> toady is planning that as we speak
01:00 <TheRon> he's had enough
01:00 <Saemon> lol
01:00 <Duke_36> how are ya Nikky`? <3
02:00 <Nikky`> I am fantastical thank you.. you? <3
02:00 <TheRon> having a quiet shandy?
02:00 <Matthew> Ramsey Street has had its fair share of natural disasters, deaths, suicides etc
02:00 <Matthew> a massacre wouldn't cause much of a ripple
02:00 <Duke_36> i'm good. keeping warm on this cold evening. i did my calf yesterday jogging... just a strain, but it has pulled up fairly well, so a week off jogging for me.
02:00 <Saemon> Matthew?
03:00 <Saemon> ....
03:00 <TheRon> roos or tigers?
03:00 <Saemon> are you the gay british Matthew?
03:00 <TheRon> roos
03:00 <Saemon> who was perm banned from here?
03:00 <TheRon> by a shedload
03:00 <Nikky`> Aaah bummer Duke_36.. glad its not too bad tho
03:00 <Matthew> no... that's my cousin..............
03:00 <Saemon> ah its you.
04:00 <TheRon> who's gonna mke the gravy now?
04:00 <Saemon> how did you manage to get unbanned?
04:00 <Duke_36> thanks Nikky`. was pretty down when i did it.. but i can walk on it today with only a bit of soreness... so should really just be a week off, then back into training. :)
04:00 <Matthew> none of your business
04:00 <Saemon> sure ramsey street has all that happened
04:00 <Nikky`> Just don't over do it 
04:00 <Saemon> but those were all acts of nature
05:00 <Nikky`> Or you end up with month or so off like I did
05:00 <Saemon> they never had someone literally with just intent to kill
05:00 <TheRon> i find home and away a little less believeable
05:00 <Saemon> going after them all before
05:00 <Matthew> Mrs Mangel, Hilary Robinson & Julie Bishop were all of my favourite characters
05:00 <TheRon> julie bishop really?
05:00 <Duke_36> Nikky` I wont. I dont want a month off, that's for sure.
05:00 <Duke_36> I'm off to the USA in less than two weeks.
05:00 <Matthew> oh wait... JULIE MARTIN
05:00 <Saemon> home and away has a much more 'alive' vibe and atmosphere id u know what i mean
05:00 <Saemon> maybe its because its a beach setting
06:00 <Saemon> i dunno
06:00 <Matthew> my apologies... she used to be Julie Robinson then married Philip and became Julie Martin
06:00 <Nikky`> you will be fine
06:00 <Saemon> but it jsut seems more modern
06:00 <Matthew> then she commited suicide by jumping off the top of the hotel when she was drunk
06:00 <Duke_36> thanks hon :)
06:00 <Matthew> that was sad
06:00 <Saemon> Matthew you're a fucken faggot and i hope you die of leukemia 
06:00 <Saemon> painfully
06:00 <Matthew> that's lovely, thanks.
07:00 <TheRon> if the socceroos score a goal get your money back
07:00 <Saemon> no worries. die soon.
07:00 <Saemon> tah tah matey.
07:00 <TheRon> i'm betiting australia doesn't score in the cup
07:00 <Matthew> "what is wrong with this country?" - one look at the keyboard warrior types like Saemon says it all
07:00 <Saemon> australia sucks as a soccer nation
07:00 <Duke_36> i think australia will get a goal
08:00 <Matthew> mental illness is an increasing issue... you should seek urgent help.
08:00 <Saemon> we all our effort into afl
08:00 <Duke_36> buti think the other countries we play will get a lot more
08:00 <TheRon> who against?
08:00 <Saemon> Matthew if ua dont like it
08:00 <Saemon> then fuck right off back to britain mate
08:00 <Saemon> dont come to australia
08:00 <Duke_36> not sure..one of the 3
08:00 <Saemon> and then whinge about things being wrong here
08:00 <TheRon> first game maybe, the rest of them
08:00 <Matthew> we own you. look at your flag.
08:00 <Matthew> LOL
08:00 <Matthew> I have every right to be here
08:00 <Nikky`> calm ya farm Saemon.. no need to be all angry man
08:00 <TheRon> do not
09:00 <Saemon> thats only for ceremonial purposes u dumbass pom
09:00 <Duke_36> how are you Nikky`?
09:00 <TheRon> god damn those brits that over stay their visas
09:00 <Saemon> england has lost its relevancy to australia along time agp
09:00 <Saemon> ago
09:00 <Matthew> the flag says otherwise
09:00 <Nikky`> Yeah enjoying the long weekend, enjoyed the nap I had earlier hehe
09:00 <Saemon> we're independant and better then you poms now
09:00 <Matthew> so does your PM
09:00 <Saemon> learn to accept that Matthew
09:00 <Duke_36> lol
09:00 <Saemon> and fuck off back there
09:00 <TheRon> fuck the boat people concentrate on the brits and the new zealanders
09:00 <Saemon> australia doesnt want you Matthew
10:00 <Duke_36> of course, a good cold day for an afternoon nap
10:00 <Duke_36> :)
10:00 <Saemon> as tru blu born n bred dinkum aussie
10:00 <Saemon> im tellin you to get the fuck out of my country Matthew
10:00 <Nikky`> It is a must
10:00 <Saemon> get the fuck out
10:00 <Duke_36> i didnt nap today..
10:00 <Saemon> GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!
10:00 <Duke_36> but i slept the hell in... till nearly 10am.
10:00 <Saemon> FUCKEN NOWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
10:00 <Duke_36> which is damn late for me.
10:00 <Saemon> CUNT
10:00 <Matthew> Saemon, does your mental facility allow you this much access to a computer daily ?
10:00 <Nikky`> Oh wow.. nearly 10am..what a big sleep in :P
10:00 <Matthew> speaking of overstaying your welcome... I think your welcome here is coming to an end
11:00 <Saemon> and who are you to make this decision?
11:00 <Duke_36> hey 10am is a massive effort for me
11:00 <faux> lmaoooooooooo
11:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=798753163470316
11:00 <Saemon> you are a nobody in here Matthew
11:00 <Duke_36> normally 8.30am is the best i can do.
11:00 <TheRon> i don't wanna rock dj but you're making me feel so good
11:00 <[Maverick]> stebie, on behalf of the channel, can you remove Saemon please 
11:00 <Saemon> your just a fucken faggot u have no autority here Matthew
11:00 <Saemon> lol mav stop jokin around
11:00 <[Maverick]> ?
11:00 <Saemon> we're australians mate we should stick together
11:00 <[Maverick]> not joking.
11:00 <Saemon> against the pom
12:00 <[Maverick]> you're being an obtuse fuckwit. 
12:00 <TheRon> vickery and some other bloke having a mma match
12:00 <Saemon> mav are you still pissed off about me saying you are wrong to consume alcohol
12:00 <[Maverick]> ?
12:00 <Matthew> Saemon, I admit I'm not very popular here... I have no issues with that. But you're carrying on like a fruitcake.
12:00 <Saemon> while you are at work?
12:00 <[Maverick]> lol
12:00 <[Maverick]> here we go again 
13:00 <TheRon> sorry but richmond are shit
13:00 <Saemon> guy thinks its ok to drink alcohol when he's workin.
13:00 <faux> omg
13:00 <faux> are you still going on about that
13:00 <faux> that was 12 hours ago
13:00 <Saemon> he cant see that it may be seen as i dunno
13:00 <faux> move on
13:00 <[Maverick]> yes yes he is 
13:00 <Saemon> iressponsible?
13:00 <[Maverick]> he is just being a troll 
13:00 <Nikky`> It is his job, who cares
13:00 <faux> if you get drunk and retarded off one drink Saemon, then you're more of a pussy than i thought
14:00 <Nikky`> Its what I do faux - sorry
14:00 <Saemon> thats not the point
14:00 <Nikky`> hehe
14:00 <TheRon> i'm only on my 7th
14:00 <[Maverick]> what's not the point? 
14:00 <faux> lol Nikky`, but youre beautifuls
14:00 <Saemon> alcohol shold not be consumed by employees while they are at work
14:00 <Nikky`> Nawww *twirl*
14:00 <faux> :D
14:00 <Saemon> just like how they shouldnt be smokin
14:00 <Saemon> jerking off
14:00 <Saemon> etc
14:00 <faux> LOL
14:00 <[Maverick]> yeah fuck off 
14:00 <faux> yeah smoko breaks
14:00 <Saemon> its about professionalism
14:00 <Saemon> and image
14:00 <faux> how illegal.
14:00 <[Maverick]> you have no fucking clue 
14:00 <[Maverick]> about working 
14:00 <faux> dis cunt
15:00 <Saemon> professionalism mate.
15:00 <Saemon> how bout u look that up
15:00 <[Maverick]> LOL
15:00 <faux> how about you google bunnings and buy yourself some rope
15:00 <Saemon> and stop bein such a douchwad
15:00 <TheRon> i cant get to sleep, i think about the implications
15:00 <[Maverick]> Saemon... you bored mate? 
15:00 <Saemon> wat for beirut?
15:00 <faux> hang yourself m8
15:00 <Nikky`> I am having a wine right now.. while I am on the irc job
15:00 <Nikky`> sorry
15:00 <faux> mmm wine
15:00 <faux> red or white
15:00 <Nikky`> White
15:00 <Nikky`> Chardy
15:00 <faux> me fave
16:00 <Saemon> hang myself m8'?
16:00 <Saemon> whats an m8?
16:00 <Saemon> is that a brand of ciggarettes?
16:00 <Duke_36> no alcohol for me
16:00 <Duke_36> I did have some coke though
16:00 <Saemon> samr
16:00 <[Maverick]> anyways 
16:00 <Saemon> im straight edge
17:00 <Saemon> sober clean living
17:00 <[Maverick]> Hows you faux, me fav lil dunecoon? 
17:00 <Nikky`> Coke eh Duke_36? no drug talk pls
17:00 <Saemon> you an op Nikky`?
17:00 <Duke_36> lol
18:00 <Nikky`> What a dick
18:00 <Matthew> GO TIGES
18:00 <[Maverick]> YESSS 
18:00 <[Maverick]> woooo 
18:00 <faux> lol im good :)
18:00 <stebie> sorry [Maverick]
18:00 <Duke_36> not that sorta coke silly
18:00 <stebie> a bit delayed
18:00 <faux> about to have dins 
18:00 <faux> bbs
18:00 <[Maverick]> all good mate 
18:00 <Nikky`> hehe I know Duke_36, I knew you'd get I was jk with you
18:00 <Duke_36> I had a glass of white friday night..
18:00 <Duke_36> hangover sat morning.
18:00 <Duke_36> not good.
19:00 <Nikky`> From one glass? or by glass you mean bottle?
19:00 <Duke_36> well, one glass and a top up.
19:00 <Duke_36> at my parents place.
19:00 <Nikky`> You're such a rebel
19:00 <Duke_36> but they were small glasses.
19:00 <Duke_36> yeah I'm a wild man.
20:00 <Duke_36> I dont drink hardly at all these days.. am down to one glass of wine when i go out too.
20:00 <Nikky`> totally
20:00 <Nikky`> wd
20:00 <Duke_36> i get silly after too much to drink anyways
21:00 <Duke_36> you wouldnt wanna see it ;)
21:00 <Nikky`> hehe possibly not :P
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh was he.
23:00 <[Maverick]> wooohooo 
23:00 <[Maverick]> getting threats over the internet 
23:00 <[Maverick]> my day is sorted 
24:00 <Nikky`> You know you've hit the big time when you get internet threats
24:00 <Nikky`> lucky bugger
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I just saw an awesome movie.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard ate his words. Finally.
24:00 <[Maverick]> I will threaten you Nikky`... with my meat sword 
25:00 <Nikky`> Yeah baby - sword me
26:00 <partay> PandasDontDriveRetard nice threat
26:00 <partay> we all heard it
26:00 <Ana_Ng> your little jerky stick
29:00 <Fez> Hi
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> get over it
32:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
34:00 <simba> wb couleurs
35:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/fc4e90cb38f01aa2d43f946e8eaf9db7/tumblr_n5fns7xw4J1t16vm2o1_500.jpg BAZINGA
35:00 <fawks> Omg
36:00 <fawks> This guy in this episode of the blacklist reminds me of panda
36:00 <fawks> http://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Banshee+Cast+Savannah+College+Art+Design+aTVfest+1a9KZAti5o5l.jpg
36:00 <simba> whats panda doing in here anyway didnt he leave this channel
36:00 <couleurs> tyvm
37:00 <couleurs> dunno but i joined #syd by accident cos it's the new top channel
37:00 <fawks> They're twins
37:00 <couleurs> 8 more people in there...
37:00 <couleurs> all idle
37:00 <simba> o rly
38:00 <couleurs> LoSeRs
38:00 <couleurs> RIP Reus 
38:00 <simba> go hang urself off ur fat ass bridge u fucken yuppie starbucks drinking w*nkers!!!!
39:00 <stebie> :O
39:00 <simba> #MELBOURNE VS #SYDNEY IRL FIGHT 2014
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> Yeah waiting hey
40:00 <PandasDontDrive> anyway The Trip in Italy is hilarious.
41:00 <couleurs> i'm doing the old "GAY/BORING CHANNEL" in there
41:00 <couleurs> still no ban wtf
41:00 <couleurs> what are they even doing
44:00 <simba> are most of the people in #sydney asian
45:00 <simba> reus is huge bl reus
45:00 <couleurs> ya
45:00 <couleurs> sux
47:00 <TheRiddler> old woman with a walker escorted from the grounds lol
47:00 <TheRiddler> must of had a real filthy mouth
47:00 <couleurs> called adam a monkey
47:00 <couleurs> that faggot the biggest pusy in "sports"
47:00 <couleurs> they're all monkeys they play afl
48:00 <couleurs> BURN
48:00 <simba> good list https://31.media.tumblr.com/855fe351ea31447b670adff1a4ce907a/tumblr_n5xboxdU241qc88aro1_500.jpg
49:00 <couleurs> lol
49:00 <couleurs> abredeen
49:00 <couleurs> that rules
50:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/6P74z.jpg
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
03:00 <Duke_36> hey Fiona
03:00 <Fiona> hey duke
03:00 <Duke_36> how are ya tonight?
03:00 <Duke_36> its pretty quiet in here.
04:00 <Duke_36> the rowdy lot must be eating dinner, or getting more drinks.
04:00 <Nikky`> Yeah I was - sorry
04:00 <Nikky`> :P
04:00 <Fiona> :-P
04:00 <Duke_36> :P
04:00 <Fez> Or boning
05:00 <Fez> They got rooms
05:00 <stebie> Nikky` <33
05:00 <Nikky`> stebie <33
05:00 <Fez> Phstebie
06:00 <fawks> Phtebie
06:00 <stebie> no, Fez, just no
06:00 <fawks> LOL
06:00 <fawks> I love that pic
06:00 <Doodle> http://oi42.tinypic.com/e6oj5u.jpg
06:00 <fawks> Best
06:00 <fawks> HAHAAHA
06:00 <Nikky`> hehe
06:00 <stebie> which?
06:00 <fawks> one above 
06:00 <Fez> Og
06:00 <Fez> Oh
07:00 <stebie> what the
08:00 <stebie> i don't get it
08:00 <stebie> reminds me of dobby from harry potter
13:00 <Serenity> http://www.sunnyskyz.com/uploads/2014/01/xty1s-phteven-funny.jpg
13:00 <Serenity> stebie
16:00 <stebie> thanks Serenity... :\
16:00 <Serenity> lol
18:00 <Maurice> Serenity https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10429417_594735973975946_377074590096392291_n.jpg
18:00 <Serenity> hahaha yes!
22:00 <Bastardly_One> Linda Rhondstandt was really pretty once
22:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMVvRImExKc
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Stone Poneys Different Drum 1967 Video (Sep 14, 2010) 2:41 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 500,092 - 2,216 likes (98.9%), 25 dislikes (1.1%)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 that song
25:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uS2nWLz-AbE
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Four Tops - It's The Same Old Song (1966) HQ 0815007 (Apr 3, 2010) 2:42 - Category: Music - 1,004,846 - 4,085 likes (98.8%), 49 dislikes (1.2%)
37:00 <Picard> giddy up
38:00 <Picard> Zade darling how are you
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck Little Richard was a dirty cunt
39:00 <Picard> he didnt shower?
39:00 <Zade> good ta and yourself Picard?
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to a heap of his songs
39:00 <Picard> horny :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's pretty rude for the time
39:00 <Zade> oh ok
39:00 <Zade> hello Nikky`
40:00 <Picard> nasty Nikky` hello
42:00 <Picard> is everyone ok?
43:00 <Zade> i am fine
43:00 <TheRon> No you don't
43:00 <Picard> bite me
44:00 <TheRon> No
44:00 <TheRon> CARN the roos
44:00 <Fez> Breasts
44:00 <TheRon> Boobs
44:00 <Nikky`> Hey Zade :o)
45:00 <Nikky`> Yes, I am a very nasty person.. NAAAAASTY
45:00 <TheRon> Awesome
45:00 <Nikky`> crash :o)
45:00 <Picard> lol
45:00 <TheRon> I'd love you nasty
45:00 <crash> hey Nikky` :)
45:00 <Picard> ffs how can u figure out football
45:00 <Nikky`> hehe I don't really know how to be nasty
45:00 <Fez> It figures u out
45:00 <Picard> essendon belt richmond who belted gws they essendon just win over gws
46:00 <Picard> then*
46:00 <TheRon> Pago Roos
46:00 <TheRon> Go roos
46:00 <Picard> showing my age here but fuck me freddy mercury is amazing
47:00 <Picard> Nikky` i think i love you
47:00 <Fez> Kangaboobs
47:00 <Nikky`> You have to eat the shell first then the nut
47:00 <TheRon> The green m&ms are aphrodisiacs
48:00 <Fez> Mnms r racist
48:00 <Fez> No white ones
48:00 <Nikky`> There is
49:00 <Fez> Where
49:00 <Nikky`> coconut ones
49:00 <Picard> mmmmm tennis
49:00 <TheRon> Roos coming back
49:00 <Picard> the french are a pompous lot
49:00 <Fez> Coconut.
49:00 <TheRon> 11 points now
49:00 <Picard> richmond wont win
50:00 <TheRon> Let's hope not
50:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <Picard> womens doubles final and no one is there
51:00 <TheRon> It's women's doubles
51:00 <Picard> yes
51:00 <Picard> one would expect a decent crowd
51:00 <TheRon> Nup
52:00 <Picard> where can i watch the wolf of wall street?
52:00 <TheRon> Good bit of tit in that
52:00 <Picard> yes
52:00 <Bastardly_One> that R2D2 had a potty mouth
53:00 <Bastardly_One> look how many movies that they had to bleep him out in 
53:00 <TheRon> 5 points
53:00 <Loof> time to crank up the grinder
54:00 <TheRon> Weed?
54:00 <TheRon> North are in front
54:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
54:00 <TheRon> All is right in the world
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I doubt he'd use it to grind coffee
55:00 <TheRon> Fair point
55:00 <Loof> so people are sooo dumb
55:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZM_SbCeDQo&feature=kp
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Shiny Disco Balls (Apr 24, 2006) 6:43 - Category: Music - 641,551 - 1,698 likes (96.6%), 60 dislikes (3.4%)
55:00 <TheRon> Let's go crazy, let's get nuts
55:00 <Bastardly_One> lucieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeele!
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you won't do your sister's will
56:00 <TheRon> Fuck the review
56:00 <TheRon> Useless
56:00 <Picard> http://www.punters.com.au/news/10-of-racings-most-expensive-flops_130253/
57:00 <Loof> globlet of cum
57:00 <TheRon> Djoka or raffia?
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I hear you knockin' but you can't come in 
57:00 <Picard> joke
57:00 <Bastardly_One> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
58:00 <Picard> wins easy
58:00 <Picard> rafa is the clay expert
58:00 <TheRon> In 3?
58:00 <Loof> your pose would put ghotse to shame if i got my beat out
58:00 <Picard> 4
58:00 <Loof> beast*
59:00 <TheRon> What's happened to Richmond..
59:00 <TheRon> Any theories?
59:00 <Picard> they went home at half time
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
59:00 <Picard> i have a theory
59:00 <Picard> they are no fucking good.
59:00 <Bastardly_One> same thing as Carlton
59:00 <TheRon> They're shit?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> they're just fucking shit
59:00 <Loof> you followers will never be leaders
00:00 <Zade> dumk fuck
00:00 <TheRon> This Is ridiculous
00:00 <TheRon> Drew ffs
01:00 <Nikky`> Huh Zade.. who
01:00 <Loof> sport is proof australian's are nothing but a bunch of easily amused morons
02:00 <Loof> like pedcard
02:00 <TheRon> Fuck you
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <Picard> he has as many issues as PandasDontDrive
02:00 <Nikky`> oooh gosh..grinder must have broken
03:00 <Picard> lol @ the goal umpire with the camera on his hat
03:00 <TheRon> Seems to me vitamizer would work
03:00 <simba> man Picard you havent watched footy in a long time have you
03:00 <simba> those have been standard for a while
03:00 <TheRon> North what the fuck was that
04:00 <Picard> what simba?
04:00 <simba> i said shut up you fat dickhead
04:00 <Picard> no u didnt
04:00 <simba> shut up you fat dickhead
04:00 <Picard> you said................................. <simba> man Picard you havent watched footy in a long time have you
04:00 <Picard> <simba> those have been standard for a while
05:00 <Bastardly_One> simba, this is gonna be like this morning
05:00 <Picard> ouch im hurt lol
05:00 <Bastardly_One> different names though
05:00 <TheRon> Springsteen - the river
05:00 <simba> much fatter man on the other end of it
05:00 <Picard> simba acts like he is the tough clever guy and all that happens is he gets 0wned
05:00 <simba> i dont act
05:00 <Bastardly_One> I found more Bushido too
05:00 <Picard> google is your friend
06:00 <Bastardly_One> that Jap guy seems to be the major guy to beat that was fighting Shamrock
06:00 <Bastardly_One> some of his fights are mad as
06:00 <simba> apparently there was biff in the crowd of north v rich as well
06:00 <simba> hostile, angry, unsuccessful fans
07:00 <simba> 10,000 picards
07:00 <TheRon> Rex hunt?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> blame that on Nth fans
07:00 <Bastardly_One> I come from Nth country territory
07:00 <Bastardly_One> feral cunts Nth supporters
07:00 <Bastardly_One> they'd of started it
07:00 <TheRon> Small but feral
07:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One i agree
08:00 <Picard> they are as bad as collingwood and essendon supporters
08:00 <simba> richmond scum
08:00 <simba> dumped shit on their own club
08:00 <simba> soulless pieces of shit
08:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm
08:00 <Kelevra> Oh Picard is still kn
08:00 <Picard> lol @ the port fans, not been seen for 10 years now they are out and about 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> actually considering their run each year
08:00 <Kelevra> On*
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Richmond supporters are loyal as
08:00 <TheRon> James Bradshaw bro played for north
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oi
08:00 <simba> On Picard is still kn
09:00 <Bastardly_One> British Meat was looking for you
09:00 <Picard> stupid fucks
09:00 <simba> dogs are loyal
09:00 <Bastardly_One> did he find ya>
09:00 <Kelevra> Who
10:00 <simba> i think josh had a message for you, something about wanting to dismember your corpse and use your head as a relish jar
10:00 <simba> he is a bit loopy these days
10:00 <Picard> lmfao
10:00 <Picard> a bit loopy?
11:00 <Kelevra> So furneh
11:00 <simba> he makes chris look like a mild mannered, sensible scholar
11:00 <TheRon> I love it how chicks breasts get bigger after a baby
12:00 <Picard> they get saggy
12:00 <Kelevra> Heh
12:00 <TheRon> Bigger
12:00 <Picard> saggy
12:00 <Kelevra> Mew has pretty horrible ones then hey 
12:00 <Picard> yes
12:00 <Picard> her handbra pic wasnt great
13:00 <TheRon> Looked like two airbags
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <simba> just because yours is better doesnt make hers bad
13:00 <Kelevra> Was her bfs ass cheeks 
13:00 <Picard> semi deflated
13:00 <Picard> Kelevra where is your handbra pic?
13:00 <simba> Picards tits are so huge little chelsea gets milk when mummies at work
13:00 <Picard> simba u are a disgusting human
14:00 <TheRon> You am I - soldiers
14:00 <simba> whatever boob man
14:00 <Picard> id gladly punch u in the face just for fun
14:00 <Picard> over and over again
14:00 <simba> youre too fat to land consecutive punches
14:00 <TheRon> Men lactating isn't unheard of
14:00 <Picard> want to test that theory?
15:00 <Kelevra> Picard: probably strapped to the back of john while I kicked his ass out.
15:00 <simba> sure come to adelaide like youve raged to do in PM
15:00 <Zade> something you need to tell us TheRon?
15:00 <TheRon> Not at all
15:00 <Picard> lol zade
15:00 <milk> hi, I'm Sonny Englishname
15:00 <TheRon> Just saying it's been known to happen
15:00 <milk> fellas, guys, boys... men! let's not bully each other on the Internet
16:00 <Kelevra> milk: Stfu.
16:00 <TheRon> Jive talking telling me lies
16:00 <Picard> blow me milk
16:00 <milk> yes your highness
16:00 <milk> pardon
16:00 <milk> highnesses
16:00 <Kelevra> Yes.
16:00 <milk> any other sacrifices you want me to make?
16:00 <Picard> murder simba
17:00 <Kelevra> Just..
17:00 <Kelevra> Stfu.
17:00 <Picard> he can be the sacrifical virgin
17:00 <Picard> ficial*
17:00 <milk> c'mon people it's sunday night, monday is the first day of the working week
17:00 <Picard> no its not
17:00 <simba> what would lil chels say if she knew you were sending death threats online
17:00 <Picard> holiday monday
17:00 <TheRon> It's been so good without Pieter
17:00 <Kelevra> He's not a virgin
17:00 <Picard> Kelevra his arse is not a virgin
18:00 <Picard> he has never seen a pussy
18:00 <Picard> death threats?
18:00 <Kelevra> I fucked simba in 07
18:00 <WayneMartin> SHADS AKA WAYNE MARTIN http://i.imgur.com/GZB59ZF.jpg
18:00 <TheRon> Good root"
18:00 <simba> Gross
18:00 <Kelevra> Both ass and mouth
18:00 <simba> lol at wayne
18:00 <simba> lololololol
18:00 <Picard> well u being a whore an all i wouldnt be surprised, but i know different
18:00 <Kelevra> Love that cunt
18:00 <simba> lmaooooooo
19:00 <milk> ok, see, I been locked up before and it sucks so I'm not going to murder anyone unless there is some substantial reasons
19:00 <couleurs> lol @ shads
19:00 <Picard> he is stupid
19:00 <couleurs> fat shady
19:00 <Picard> thats good enough reason
19:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh my!
19:00 <TheRon> I want to break free
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:00 <simba> hahahahahah hes got guy sebastian in his music on facebook
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that looks like W^Ts work
20:00 <simba> and jessica mauboy
20:00 <milk> does anyone here have a large amount of substantial reasons?
20:00 <Picard> no simba
20:00 <Picard> oops milk
20:00 <Picard> you could steal his collection of stuffed pigeons
20:00 <TheRon> God knows I want to break free
21:00 <Picard> lol @ shads
22:00 <milk> ok, well if no one is going to bother paying me....
22:00 <Picard> oh u want money?
22:00 <Picard> whats ya price?
22:00 <Picard> no murder
22:00 <milk> wut?
22:00 <Picard> just break his legs and smash his face
22:00 <milk> is that all?
22:00 <Picard> yeah
22:00 <Picard> $5
23:00 <milk> what about if I start feeding lamb to the pigs?
23:00 <Picard> ewww god no
23:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
23:00 <TheRon> Boobs
23:00 <milk> well what if I was to say "It's not what counts that counts, it;s what you take the credit for"
24:00 <ShadowLurker> so many cops round here
24:00 <TheRon> Quick hide your stash
25:00 <Picard> they are wise words
26:00 <milk> walk into the supermarket, go to the isle with panadol...
26:00 <Picard> what if i dont have a headache?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> *aisle
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Jewel
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
27:00 <TheRon> Uptown girl shes been living in her white bread world
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I could go some disgusting white bread
28:00 <Bastardly_One> been eating healthy bread too long
28:00 <TheRon> Yep Richmond are shit
28:00 <Jewel> hello there PandasDontDrive :)
28:00 <Picard> umpires are also shit
28:00 <Picard> Jewel please dont
28:00 <Jewel> dont what?
28:00 <Blarp> As long as anyone with hot blood can
28:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas, thought you were leaving this channel?
28:00 <Picard> wake pandis
28:00 <Bastardly_One> waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
28:00 <TheRon> I went to jewel concert back in the day
28:00 <milk> ok, everyone, I'm putting the raffle tickets in the hat, now if we all draw one we can determine the natural order of things
28:00 <Picard> that was 4 hours ago Bastardly_One
28:00 <Jewel> Panda is the best
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ 4hrs ago
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ur the best
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> haha
29:00 <Picard> he has had another meth hit so he comes back
29:00 <Jewel> nice
29:00 <Jewel> yay we are teh best
29:00 <ShadowLurker> loooool
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
30:00 <Picard> well fuck me, channel 9 got it right an the mentalist starts on time
30:00 <TheRon> It was the heat of the moment
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
31:00 <TheRon> Telling me what my hear meant
31:00 <Picard> lol @ PandasDontDrive raging to element
32:00 <Blarp> I think you mean heart thecurlyone
32:00 <Blarp> ther
32:00 <Blarp> bah, keyboard hates me too
32:00 <TheRon> Yes
32:00 <Blarp> :P
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking hate that guy
32:00 <Bastardly_One> what's his name?
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the Mentalist dude
32:00 <stebie> stebie
32:00 <TheRon> TheRon
32:00 <stebie> simon baker
32:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-mLIdLZZeI
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: This Is Serious Mum - TISM - (He'll Never Be An) Old Man River (Nov 24, 2008) 2:24 - Category: Music - 172,371 - 635 likes (95.2%), 32 dislikes (4.8%)
32:00 <Picard> (PandasDontDrive): Element, I got every fgt in melb
32:00 <Picard> <Picard> <Element> [08/06/2014 20:45:37] (PandasDontDrive): up my arse
32:00 <Picard> <Picard> <Element> [08/06/2014 20:45:43] (PandasDontDrive): cept a couple
33:00 <stebie> stebie baker
33:00 <Bastardly_One> stebie :)
33:00 <Picard> (Element): Why dont people just talk normal to him.. instead of trying to attack him all the time.. and don't say you don't attack.. ive seen you do it all the time.
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Simon Baker that's him
33:00 <stebie> i hate plaster ._.
33:00 <Jewel> lol hi stabie baker
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> k
33:00 <TheRon> Simon baker Jenny
33:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you think he looks ... smarmy?
33:00 <TheRon> Jenny
33:00 <Blarp> *goes back to watching Red 2*
33:00 <TheRon> Kenny
34:00 <TheRon> Fucking tablet
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> long as you arent talking about my mother.
34:00 <stebie> hai JenniLo
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> I don't care.
34:00 <Picard> (PandasDontDrive): I do shit make shit happen   (PandasDontDrive): then I lie about it.
34:00 <Picard> lmfao
34:00 <Bastardly_One> long as you're not talking about his cash cow he means
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> Your swan song, Picard, can be irc.
34:00 <Picard> you mum is a good woman, i have no beef with her
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't he actually cares about her 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> more like the fact she's his cash cow
34:00 <Picard> lol Bastardly_One
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> she is now
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> she wasn't before.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Threatening in pm for over a month
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> to rape her
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> my son
35:00 <Picard> wat did u do?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> things about my dad.
35:00 <Picard> u want to rape your mum?
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> things untrue
35:00 <Picard> u need help
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> Don't ever pretend, you motherfucker.
35:00 <ShadowLurker> Q.Q
36:00 <Picard> i said she was ashamed of you
36:00 <Picard> and u dont see your son because u bashed his mum
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Typed a lot more than that.
36:00 <Picard> dont be a weak cunt and lie
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> I got the logs.
36:00 <Picard> it can start again
36:00 <Picard> i got a phone recording of u, u low cunt
36:00 <ShadowLurker>  llooll
36:00 <PandasDontDrive> Now bag it and fuck up you cliche motherfucker.
36:00 <stebie> why do we have to read this every fucking day?
36:00 <Picard> everyone has heard it
36:00 <Nikky`> Can you take this pvt..I have seen this ep few times now
36:00 <Picard> show the logs?
36:00 <ShadowLurker> ban it ffs
37:00 <Zade> like sands through the hourglass
37:00 <simba> cos there are no ops in #melbourne
37:00 <Picard> :P
37:00 <Picard> im done in here
37:00 <Picard> i shall take it to pm :P
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> No
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's fucking pathetic people
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> like Picard
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> and jonno
38:00 <Picard> drop it panda
38:00 <TheRon> Not a day goes by when darling I don't think you
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> you're no better.
38:00 <milk> pain and confusion makes people lash out
38:00 <stebie> good, if y'all can keep it OUT of here, then you can stay
38:00 <simba> panda i am the only one whos ever on your side sometimes you retard
38:00 <simba> dont go off at me now
38:00 <Picard> ive said all im saying to him in here stebie
38:00 <TheRon> This is terrible by Richmond
39:00 <simba> what else is new
39:00 <Picard> TheRon i agree
39:00 <Picard> they are no good
39:00 <TheRon> They just gave up
39:00 <PandasDontDrive> I know
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they do that 
39:00 <Picard> yep, its how they play
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Richmond
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
39:00 <milk> can I ask a question?
39:00 <TheRon> Weak
39:00 <Bastardly_One> totally just give up after about half time if they're losing
39:00 <Bastardly_One> they've done it for yrs now 
40:00 <milk> what are y'all going to do when you take over?
40:00 <Picard> decaded
40:00 <stebie> holy crap i thought north was done for
40:00 <Picard> decades
40:00 <TheRon> Hope the dees fight tomorrow
40:00 <milk> IT WENT IN!!!!!
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm a Carlton supporter in a family of Richmond supporters
40:00 <Picard> im glad north are winning, means its harder for the drug cheats to get in the 8
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so I've a slight soft spot for them and follow their progress
41:00 <stebie> milk, take over what?
41:00 <TheRon> Djoka or raffa?
41:00 <Picard> my son and i are tigers, wife and daughter are collingwood
41:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on Rafa on the day
41:00 <Picard> djoka i hope, rafa i think
41:00 <Picard> in4
41:00 <TheRon> Rafa I think
41:00 <Bastardly_One> is rafa gonna get injured though?
42:00 <milk> well stebie, we can all get out so you can have a nice life, but basically this IRC chat server is for exactly this, chatting 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> if not ... then 100 percent Rafa
42:00 <TheRon> Cramps like lebron??
42:00 <Bastardly_One> yah
42:00 <Bastardly_One> or back 
42:00 <TheRon> That was weak
42:00 <Bastardly_One> watch him every tourny
42:00 <Bastardly_One> he does suffer something ... just a matter of if he can go on usually
43:00 <Bastardly_One> for about the last 3 yrs 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking great tennis player though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I like tennis 
43:00 <TheRon> Yep
43:00 <Picard> rafa is a sook
43:00 <TheRon> I knew sharapova would win it half way through the first
44:00 <Picard> loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee maria
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Rafa has become a bit of a sook true
44:00 <TheRon> You'd root sharapova with earplugs in
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but that back must be a lot more fucked than the public know of
45:00 <Picard> like hell, id wanna hear those screams
45:00 <TheRon> Me and julio down in the schoolyard
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ARGH!
45:00 <TheRon> What?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> OH!
46:00 <Bastardly_One> he wants to go deaf
46:00 <Picard> http://pastebin.com/a26BeAPz
46:00 <TheRon> Seeing me and julio down by the schoolyard
47:00 <simba> kangapoos
47:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
47:00 <Bastardly_One> Element being normal 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> good shit 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but how cute is Panda
47:00 <TheRon> Nah as is happy
48:00 <Bastardly_One> what a brown nosed insipid little twit
48:00 <TheRon> Shithouse by Richmond
48:00 <simba> <Element> dickard isn't so bad.. the more you keep throwing eggs at him.. the more he'll fuck you up.
48:00 <simba> LOL
48:00 <simba> Picard fuck someone up??
48:00 <TheRon> They were terrible
48:00 <Picard> :)
48:00 <faux> how is that panda raging
49:00 <simba> yeah shit log
49:00 <simba> pollock pretending to be some know all of irc as usual
49:00 <Picard> he is a better bloke then u simba
49:00 <faux> lmao
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I see that as him telling Josh he brings it on himself
49:00 <simba> B70K3S
49:00 <Bastardly_One> but can't be fucked with a Josh rage
49:00 <simba> B70K3SW0R7D
49:00 <faux> there was no rage whatsoever, just panda talking shit as usual
50:00 <TheRon> You don't always have to fuck her hard, sometimes that not right to do
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ... but that's what I meant faux
50:00 <Blarp> Hahah TheRon, your taste in music is somewhere between awesome, and freaky
50:00 <faux> .
50:00 <Bastardly_One> like, he starts off normal when sucking up your arse
50:00 <TheRon> Nice
50:00 <Blarp> :D
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna ask you something too 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> about online uni shit 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi now ... it'll come back to me I'm sure
51:00 <TheRon> I'm shipping up to Boston........
52:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, fed uni is back up faux
52:00 <milk> Jesus sits at God's right hand, all your sons sit on God's lap....
52:00 <faux> Great
52:00 <Bastardly_One> what a joke of a site and uni
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I just logged onto the moodle
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and can't even see the shit I'm meant to hand in this week
52:00 <faux> why do you go there
52:00 <milk> how about a big game of arsefuck
53:00 <Bastardly_One> because it's the only place we have
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I like going to actual classes strangely enough
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... yeah it's not inspriational to learning is it TheRon?
53:00 <TheRon> Yes
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Mt Helen I mean ... SMB is SMB
54:00 <Bastardly_One> talking about how shit Fed Uni is
54:00 <TheRon> In tennis I could never get the hang of the double handed backhand
54:00 <faux> r u 2 stupid 2 learn via correspondence
54:00 <Bastardly_One> no!
54:00 <faux> sure
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I said I like classes
55:00 <Bastardly_One> contemplating it next semester though
55:00 <faux> Stupid_One
55:00 <Bastardly_One> there was something to do with that I was going to ask but nfi now as I said
55:00 <TheRon> This one goes out to the one I love
55:00 <faux> aw
55:00 <faux> shux
56:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but it also goes out to the one he left behind
56:00 <Bastardly_One> a simple prop to occupy his mind
56:00 <TheRon> Fire!
56:00 <milk> you are all free now
57:00 <TheRon> Mauresmo was a bloke surely
57:00 <milk> * alczar has quit (Quit: )
58:00 <Picard> did alczar msg u milk?
58:00 <milk> what does it matter now?
59:00 <Picard> oh ffs 
59:00 <TheRon> You got a fast car, I want a ticket to anywhere maybe we can make a deal
00:00 <couleurs> ok
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder what ballin' meant back in the day?
00:00 <TheRon> Something dirty?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Little Richard ... dirty cunt 
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah for sure ... I just can't get the context 
01:00 <milk> if you drive for 5 days without sleeping you'll make sydney
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Lucieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeele!
01:00 <milk> y'know
01:00 <milk> from perth
02:00 <TheRon> Darts, geez what an athlete
02:00 <milk> so, anyone have a plan/
02:00 <milk> ?
02:00 <TheRon> I don't even have a pla
03:00 <milk> we can all go and dig catacombs together
03:00 <milk> or may be just enjoy Sunday night
04:00 <TheRon> Take a look at my girlfriend, she only one I got
04:00 <milk> oh noes, please dont ameliorate me?
05:00 <milk> TheRon, you a DJ?
05:00 <TheRon> No
05:00 <Duke_36> night all xx
05:00 <TheRon> I should be
05:00 <milk> you could get a job on 96FM
07:00 <Picard>  whats another decent server where people actually talk?
09:00 <TheRon> I miss the earth so much I miss my wife, it's so lonely out in space
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I've wondered that Picard
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I hang around in an American web based chat as well 
10:00 <TheRon> Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids, in fact it's cold as hello
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and strangely the people there are actually sincere
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and about our age
10:00 <Picard> ok
10:00 <Bastardly_One> 3 or 4 aust people as well 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I've made some long lasting friendships from there 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I mean by sincere people
11:00 <Nessita> B1 what about me? :/
11:00 <milk> Picard google has list of MASSIVE servers
12:00 <milk> I'm 2nd grade on EFNet
12:00 <Bastardly_One> Nessita, 'ello :)
12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah you're sincere but he knows what I mean
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> There's a good urban of Picard
12:00 <Bastardly_One> we're sadly veterans of austnet
12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picarding
13:00 <Nessita> Lol just joking :)
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> when you jost it
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> come
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> before sex
13:00 <Picard> more obsession pandis
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> it is there
13:00 <TheRon> When a problem comes along you must whip it
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picarding.
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> Look it up.
14:00 <faux> are you hoon lee irl
14:00 <Mew> personal yeezuz
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> Look it up Picard.
14:00 <Nessita> Panda seen any new movies?
14:00 <Picard> dont speak to me
14:00 <Picard> ever.
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's a funny description
14:00 <Doodle> ooooooooooooooooo
15:00 <faux> what
15:00 <Picard> skype now bitch
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Urban Dictionary
15:00 <TheRon> He saw Debbie does Dallas the other day
15:00 <Mew> buttered
15:00 <Doodle> nommmmmm
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> You
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I
15:00 <Nessita> Hm..
15:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDTZ7iX4vTQ
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Foster The People - Pumped up Kicks (Feb 4, 2011) 4:16 - Category: Music - 138,816,329 - 762,365 likes (97.9%), 15,983 dislikes (2.1%)
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> now stebie said
15:00 <TheRon> It's just a song about ping pong
15:00 <Mew> gd1 milkyteef
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> be a man
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> tell everyone here
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> how you threatened to rape my mother.
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> My kid
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Shit on my dads grave.
16:00 <faux> are you projecting again
17:00 <Picard> :)
17:00 <TheRon> Everyone please just apologise so we can all move on
17:00 <Doodle> fuck sake just put each other on ignore and MOVE ON
17:00 <Doodle> ^^
17:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
17:00 <faux> LOUD NOISES
17:00 <Picard> TheRon im sorry, i hipe u forgive me
17:00 <[Maverick]> lol... PandasDontDrive holds a grudge like he holds his penis... all the time. 
17:00 <Picard> hope
17:00 <Danstyles> The amount of people in this channel has really dropped
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit Mav
18:00 <couleurs> the quality too
18:00 <couleurs> BURN
18:00 <Picard> indeed
18:00 <faux> wtf https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash2/t1.0-9/935102_591891197498562_525634451_n.jpg
18:00 <Doodle> lol
18:00 <milk> yes people, let's keep the chats polite
18:00 <TheRon> Two out of three ain't bad
18:00 <Picard> yes milk
19:00 <Picard> if u apologise to me
19:00 <Bastardly_One> milk, get fucked cunt
19:00 <couleurs> cool quiz
20:00 <TheRon> Now don't be sad, cause two out of three ain't bad
20:00 <faux> h my god
20:00 <milk> Bastardly_One I understand you take IRC seriously?
20:00 <faux> ol.
20:00 <faux> l;.
20:00 <Doodle> ole
20:00 <Mew> TheRon we can talk all night
21:00 <faux> felin hot hot hot
21:00 <Mew> peliquan
21:00 <TheRon> Can we?
21:00 <pelican> howdy mew
21:00 <TheRon> Nice
22:00 <Picard> fucken 
22:00 <Picard> it never ever stops
22:00 <milk> faux the only way to improve that test to ask what time on the 6th day God invented the dinosaurs
22:00 <faux> Yes
22:00 <faux> ok
23:00 <Bastardly_One> Oi TheRon or Doodle
23:00 <Picard> that story is flawed
23:00 <TheRon> C'mon Eileen
23:00 <Bastardly_One> are stupormarkets normal tomorrow for us?
23:00 <Picard> man and dinosaur didnt live at the same time
24:00 <Bastardly_One> do either of you know?
24:00 <TheRon> Dunno
24:00 <Picard> yes
24:00 <Picard> they are
24:00 <Picard> weak cunts
24:00 <Mew> whats tomorrow
24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's in Mildura Picard
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but ta
24:00 <couleurs> Picard is a dinosaur lol
24:00 <couleurs> and Bastardly_One 2
24:00 <Picard> yes i am
25:00 <TheRon> 180!
25:00 <Mew> besides monday
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm older than dirt couleurs
25:00 <Picard> damn 
25:00 <TheRon> Sorry watch darts
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, Queens Birthday ... holiday 
25:00 <Mew> oh
25:00 <couleurs> Long Weakend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
25:00 <Mew> i always forget that one
25:00 <Picard> fuck the queen
26:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51V1VMkuyx0
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Peter, Bjorn and John - Young Folks (Aug 29, 2006) - Category: Music - -
26:00 <Nessita> Any resson for a long weekend is fine by me picard
26:00 <Picard> same
26:00 <Mew> do you get royalties for fucking the queen?
26:00 <Nessita> :)
26:00 <Picard> probably
26:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... nice Mew
26:00 <Bastardly_One> well done
27:00 <Mew> thx i put in 100%
27:00 <Bastardly_One> hey, I have that pic of shads open for some reason
28:00 <Bastardly_One> and that cunt shouldn't own such a nice cat
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it
28:00 <Bastardly_One> is
28:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking
28:00 <Bastardly_One> cold
29:00 <Nessita> Yep
29:00 <Mew> steal it
29:00 <Bastardly_One> were you here?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll notice you the url Mew
29:00 <Mew> when?
29:00 <Doodle> Temperature	  6.5°C
29:00 <faux> aw this is so mean http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/06/08/11/40/anti-homeless-studs-draw-outrage-after-photos-go-viral
29:00 <Mew> oh ok
30:00 <Bastardly_One> really sesh?
30:00 <Doodle> i'm sitting in shorts and a singlet eating an icypole
30:00 <Picard> im naked Doodle
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol because of insensivity of rough sleepers lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> feels colder for some reason
30:00 <Doodle> gross
30:00 <Picard> wanna see?
30:00 <Doodle> no
30:00 <Picard> skype now?
30:00 <Bastardly_One> then again it's warmer outside than inside around here sometimes
31:00 <Mew> lmao
31:00 <Picard> aww cmon u did last weekend
31:00 <Doodle> i did not
31:00 <Mew> who makes these photos
31:00 <Doodle> dont be revolting
31:00 <Picard> dont be shy
31:00 <Picard> u did so
31:00 <Bastardly_One> no idea Mew
31:00 <Mew> is it a 13yrld hacker
31:00 <Picard> u said it was hot when i cum
31:00 <Doodle> gross
31:00 <Bastardly_One> it looks like Wild Turkey's work
31:00 <faux> loool
31:00 <faux> what pics
31:00 <Picard> lol
31:00 <Mew> yeah it does
32:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on I'll notice you and Doodle faux
32:00 <Picard> wat pics
32:00 <DawsonRules> dawson rules
32:00 <Doodle> what now
32:00 <Bastardly_One> that Doodle
32:00 <faux> its ok
32:00 <faux> i saw it
32:00 <Doodle> looooooooool
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah thought you did 
32:00 <faux> 47 years old LOSER!!!!!!!!!
32:00 <Doodle> 47
32:00 <Mew> lmao
32:00 <Bastardly_One> so did Picard I thought
32:00 <Picard> wat
32:00 <Bastardly_One> shad pic/s
32:00 <Picard> poh yeah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno why I still had them open
33:00 <faux> poh yeah
33:00 <Bastardly_One> but I want his cat
33:00 <Picard> shh u
33:00 <Picard> brb
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <Doodle> shads face
34:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
34:00 <partay> hi mew how are those mewbs tonight ?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I know right?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean I am shocking but ... yeah 
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I've 2 more years not to look that bad
34:00 <Mew> great thanks how is that luscious cock partay?
35:00 <partay> let me check 
35:00 <faux> lmao https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/1378003_10152531426108619_4488639277225373978_n.jpg
35:00 <partay> yep he's doing just dandy
35:00 <Doodle> lol faux
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a party at my house :(
36:00 <Mew> excelente
36:00 <partay> but u did gets the rubics solved faux
36:00 <faux> alch3my's kid https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/1238287_10153192007190058_538348917_n.jpg
37:00 <Picard> faux dont.
37:00 <faux> its not actually his child relax
37:00 <Picard> ok
37:00 <faux> HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
37:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10353131_671527396256427_7832594300240380104_n.png
38:00 <Jewel> wb PandasDontDrive
38:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that did make me snigger irl
38:00 <Mew> ur the reason bruv
39:00 <TheRiddler> lol
39:00 <Doodle> lmao
39:00 <Bastardly_One> "Oh, ok sorry"
39:00 <Mew> atleast hes nice
39:00 <Doodle> lol cos he apologises for calling them cunts?
40:00 <Doodle> he sounds dreamy
40:00 <faux> im a litle flemmy
40:00 <faux> phlegmy
40:00 <faux> w/evs
40:00 <Bastardly_One> reminds me of a certain chinese bear in here
40:00 <Doodle> *teapot
40:00 <Mew> flemmaz
40:00 <Picard> who watches person of interest
40:00 <Maurice> (20:40:35) (Doodle): he sounds dreamy
41:00 <Maurice> I bet he's happenin in a far out way
41:00 <Doodle> that as well
41:00 <Picard> Doodle is dreamy
41:00 <Picard> i want him
41:00 <Doodle> be quiet
41:00 <Maurice> He's also creamy
41:00 <Picard> he makes my pants so creamy
41:00 <Bastardly_One> "be quiet" ... lol
41:00 <Mew> dreamy creamy caramel lover
41:00 <Doodle> Maurice will you protect me from Picard
41:00 <Doodle> you know i'm only 13 Picard
42:00 <Maurice> Yes, hide under my skirt
42:00 <DawsonRules> dawson rules
42:00 <Maurice> You'll be safe there
42:00 <Maurice> Kinda
42:00 <Picard> she will help tie u up for me Doodle
42:00 <Doodle> keke
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you dont wear skirts
42:00 <Maurice> You can't prove that
42:00 <Bastardly_One> or was that the idea?
42:00 <Doodle> who's staying up to watch the f1 at 4am
43:00 <Doodle> like me
43:00 <Maurice> Me of course
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not me!
43:00 <Maurice> Don't I always
43:00 <Doodle> wooooooo
43:00 <Doodle> should be ACE
43:00 <Maurice> Might even be mintox
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be awake at that time but I wont be watching that
43:00 <Doodle> poof
43:00 <Picard> lol @ PandasDontDrive calling me and ranting
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I am not!
43:00 <Doodle> why does he have your telephone number
43:00 <Zade> at 4 am i will be in a club,hopefully quite drunk 
44:00 <Maurice> From that one night in the public toilets
44:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously if that's the case Picard
44:00 <Doodle> gross
44:00 <Bastardly_One> report it
44:00 <Maurice> 'We met on craigslist, now he wont stop ringing me'
44:00 <Picard> simba somehow gave it to him
44:00 <Doodle> why did you give your number to simba
44:00 <Bastardly_One> record it 
44:00 <Picard> i didnt
44:00 <Doodle> how did he get it
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you were supposedly going to record it for us
44:00 <Bastardly_One> but never did
44:00 <Picard> no idea
44:00 <Maurice> He did link one
44:00 <Doodle> magic
44:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One i did
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh did he?
44:00 <Maurice> But it expired or was removed when I went to listen
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I must of wandered
44:00 <Maurice> So I watched Kim K porn instead
45:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok 
45:00 <Doodle> lol
45:00 <Doodle> I'M SHYYYY
45:00 <Bastardly_One> eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew!
45:00 <Maurice> Shes shit
45:00 <Doodle> just take it 
45:00 <Maurice> Like I said last night, I've made more exciting porn on my own
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I don't want to know
45:00 <Doodle> same
45:00 <Maurice> We should collaborate some time
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet even TheRon has 
45:00 <Doodle> in his bowls whites
45:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
45:00 <Doodle> hottt
46:00 <Maurice> Maybe he uses the bowls like anal beads
46:00 <Bastardly_One> sizzling!
46:00 <Doodle> there needs to be more lawn bowls themed porn
46:00 <Zade> or maybe not
46:00 <Doodle> spoil sport
46:00 <Picard> this is getting a little boring now
47:00 <Doodle> fuck off then
47:00 <Picard> not u, pandis calling me and abusing me
47:00 <Doodle> oh
47:00 <Doodle> well
47:00 <Doodle> fuck off anyway
47:00 <Doodle> :)
47:00 <Picard> lol fuck u
47:00 <Bastardly_One> in your dreams
47:00 <Bastardly_One> in his nightmares
47:00 <Picard> nightmares
47:00 <Maurice> Turn your phone off
47:00 <Picard> he has a loose arse
47:00 <Doodle> jesus christ
48:00 <Maurice> It's not rocket science
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and record the lastest rant
48:00 <Picard> then the moron fill my voicemail up
48:00 <Maurice> And?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> wtf
48:00 <Bastardly_One> and if I was you I'd report him to your phone company at least
48:00 <Maurice> Then he'll have to stop leaving msgs
48:00 <Picard> then i have to delete it all
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> finished a movie
48:00 <Doodle> why dont you just block his number
48:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
48:00 <Picard> its private
49:00 <Maurice> Oh now the fun starts..
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> wish I had his number.
49:00 <Mew> dont delete them upload them
49:00 <Mew> so many songs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> actually Picard
49:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a thought
49:00 <Mew> its not funny
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fkn stop this Andy
49:00 <Bastardly_One> someone could say they're PieterPanda easily enough
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> too long, brother
49:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know no different 
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> too long
50:00 <Picard> well u know how to stop it
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't know your shit
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Panda
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> stop this shit.
50:00 <Mew> nuttaaaa
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you even talk about him when he's not here
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> please.
50:00 <Picard> obsessed
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so I suggest you stop the innocent act
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he winds you for his own amusement
51:00 <Picard> 0wned
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and like the toy you are you perform every time
51:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One shut up lol
51:00 <Bastardly_One> don't worry I do it too 
51:00 <Picard> lol
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but claiming innocence is pretty pathetic
52:00 <Bastardly_One> even by his standards
53:00 <Picard> yes
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh another subject
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to this 1971 album by Little Richard
53:00 <Mew> upload the voicemails picciwicci gumdrop
53:00 <Bastardly_One> called the second coming
53:00 <Picard> cbf
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously people should have a listen
53:00 <Mew> vocaroo dat shiet
53:00 <Picard> did it last night
53:00 <Mew> do more
54:00 <Picard> thats all i have
54:00 <Bastardly_One> well do it again
54:00 <Picard> cbf
54:00 <Picard> u heard it
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew and I never heard it 
54:00 <Mew> more betterer
54:00 <Bastardly_One> we didn't
54:00 <Picard> ffs
54:00 <Mew> pls
54:00 <Bastardly_One> he is 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I think ... by the ffs
55:00 <Mew> he better be *clicks in a z formation*
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, the z formation
55:00 <Doodle> guuurlll
56:00 <Bastardly_One> shit just got real
56:00 <Mew> mmmmmhmmmmmmm
56:00 <Doodle> *bobs head*
56:00 <Bastardly_One> this album sounds like James Brown on drugs
57:00 <Doodle> so james brown then
57:00 <Bastardly_One> not that he wasn't on drugs but Little Richard sounds messed up
57:00 <Bastardly_One> but really cool like
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah basically Doodle
57:00 <Mew> ohhhh i used to loooove little richard
57:00 <Picard> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KwjG6GocoG
57:00 <Mew> thats the first music i ever bought
57:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he was my first ever album at 5yrs old
57:00 <Picard> there u cunts go
57:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit Mew?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> we're twins!
58:00 <Bastardly_One> *clicks*
58:00 <Mew> 50c for a little richard casette at a garage sale when i was 6
58:00 <Mew> i played it til it died
58:00 <Picard> wat u mean till it died?
58:00 <Mew> like it broke
59:00 <partay> hahah understand andy ?
59:00 <faux> NOT TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not funny, not fun!
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I will kill your fuckin' family!
59:00 <partay> lol
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <partay> thats hilarious 
59:00 <Picard> it worked for me
59:00 <faux> the whispering irks me out
59:00 <partay> PandasDontDrive you spastic 
00:00 <Picard> funny shitr
00:00 <Picard> yet he says he didnt call me
00:00 <Bastardly_One> can I say one thing?
00:00 <Bastardly_One> well done 
00:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <faux> he said in that log that you didnt answer his call
00:00 <Bastardly_One> I've got a cunt to rage smash their monitor on yahoo chat years ago
00:00 <Bastardly_One> but well done
00:00 <Picard> :P
01:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not a fucking joke man
01:00 <Picard> i better sleep under the bed again, im afraid of him 
01:00 <Picard> loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllll
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ./notice PandasDontDrive here's Mew's number
01:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
01:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <faux> .
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd love Mew to record some 
02:00 <Mew> i just imagined him trying to fit his moon face and mashed nose under a bed frame
02:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
02:00 <Picard> lol Mew
02:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, faux that was a joke about him being just as obsessed
02:00 <Mew> id have a conversation with him
02:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Mew
02:00 <Mew> two way battle
02:00 <faux> lol 
02:00 <faux> <Loof> pandas nose -->   :~|
02:00 <Picard> understand andy
02:00 <Picard> lol
02:00 <Mew> LMFAO
03:00 <faux> this was my fave thing ever said
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol faux
03:00 <faux> its like the best description
03:00 <Mew> fuck i love loof lol
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that's gold
03:00 <faux> rofl
03:00 <Mew> insert cow face
03:00 <Picard> not y my mum is here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
03:00 <milk> well, when people in your neighbour start reporting a funny smell coming from your place, and the cops find a rotting body sitting at a burnt out monitor.... welcome to Chinese Internet Cafe Survival School
04:00 <Picard> milk u are one weird cunt
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard clearly is into stating the obvious
04:00 <Bastardly_One> milk is in his own universe
04:00 <Picard> :P
05:00 <captain_obvious> panda is unstable
05:00 <captain_obvious> Mew has saggy tits
05:00 <captain_obvious> faux has nice feet
05:00 <Bastardly_One> actually she doesn't
05:00 <Mew> OI i do not
05:00 <Doodle> Doodle is awesome
05:00 <Zade> zade is hot 
05:00 <faux> i know right, t
05:00 <faux> ty
05:00 <captain_obvious> Zade is a sexy young rooster
05:00 <Bastardly_One> B1 is an ugly old cunt 
06:00 <faux> mew has great tits
06:00 <captain_obvious> Bastardly_One is a little like me
06:00 <Doodle> youre not that old
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Andy
06:00 <captain_obvious> Mew handbra pics please
06:00 <Bastardly_One> do ya faux? I'm a creepy foot person
06:00 <faux> .
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> why flood me.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> . indeed
06:00 <captain_obvious> faux has lovely lovely feet
06:00 <captain_obvious> why flood me.
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but she doesn't need to hear it off creepy old fucks 
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes.
06:00 <captain_obvious> yes.
07:00 <Bastardly_One> no
07:00 <Mew> i already did one and people couldnt handle my tits with my hands over them
07:00 <faux> do one with no hands
07:00 <captain_obvious> well do oone with no hands over them
07:00 <faux> obv
07:00 <Mew> so they might die if i do another
07:00 <captain_obvious> gees
07:00 <faux> Yes pls
07:00 <faux> :D
07:00 <captain_obvious> do it
07:00 <Bastardly_One> yes please what?
07:00 <Doodle> lol
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> heh
07:00 <captain_obvious> heh
07:00 <faux> yes pls more boob pics
07:00 <faux> duh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> well yes
08:00 <captain_obvious> cmon faux u too
08:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up 
08:00 <faux> no way
08:00 <captain_obvious> y
08:00 <captain_obvious> no face
08:00 <Dark_Weather> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satire
08:00 <Doodle> faux has lovely juguloids
08:00 <faux> the people who i want to see my tits have seen them
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> captain_obvious> it all stops if u apologise in #melbourne for making threats to kill me, and admit u called and left that msg
08:00 <Mew> ill have to take one on my webcam cos this phone is like 3mp camera
08:00 <captain_obvious> ok Mew we can wait
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> okay
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ PieterPanda demanding
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> I apologise
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> for nothing
09:00 <faux> lmao
09:00 <Bastardly_One> we don't care
09:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu
09:00 <faux> picard said that b1 u turd
09:00 <Mew> okay good cos im not doing it tonight
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> suck my dick Andy,
09:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllllllllllll
09:00 <Picard> it will never end
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> threaten my mum
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> in pm
09:00 <Dark_Weather> http://rock.rapgenius.com/Lana-del-rey-brooklyn-baby-lyrics
09:00 <Picard> panda has cracked.
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> and worse
09:00 <Picard> post logs if i did
09:00 <Picard> moron
09:00 <faux> panda youve said youre leeaving this channel twice already in the past two days
09:00 <faux> just go
10:00 <Picard> dont take what u said to me and turn it around
10:00 <partay> Mew do you do the nipple for penis deal ?
10:00 <couleurs> <3 Anal Dal Ray <3
10:00 <faux> yours sincerely, everyone
10:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that was pretty funny
10:00 <Bastardly_One> crying over simba
10:00 <Bastardly_One> simba no love me anymore
10:00 <Picard> lol
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll leave forevvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvver!
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> least simba has his head on.
10:00 <Bastardly_One> I miss you man!
10:00 <Bastardly_One> so much!
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1
11:00 <Picard> bromance
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont forget
11:00 <Picard> dont forget
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> what you are.
11:00 <Bastardly_One> awesome?
11:00 <Picard> a man or morals
11:00 <Bastardly_One> can hardly forget that
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> no
11:00 <Picard> of**
11:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> without empathy
11:00 <Picard> not a drug fucked loser with no family
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> did what you did
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> come back a little later
12:00 <Picard> dont bother
12:00 <Bastardly_One> say it 
12:00 <Bastardly_One> come on
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I know what he's implying
12:00 <Bastardly_One> do it :)
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> b1 it doesnt change what you did.
12:00 <Mew> spit it out son
12:00 <Picard> he is wea
12:00 <Picard> weak
12:00 <Bastardly_One> I never did but come on
12:00 <Picard> no balls
12:00 <Bastardly_One> say what you're implying
12:00 <Bastardly_One> do it 
12:00 <Picard> cmon pieterpanda say it
12:00 <Bastardly_One> *waits*
12:00 <Picard> we all wanna hear
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I know exactly what he's inferring to
13:00 <Picard> same
13:00 <Bastardly_One> let's hear it Joshua
13:00 <Picard> joshy
13:00 <Bastardly_One> exactly as I suspected
14:00 <Bastardly_One> grow up man child
14:00 <Doodle> can't make me
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hit the little x for good
14:00 <Picard> he has no balls
14:00 <Zade> think we need music
14:00 <Zade> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiltMJcf3Uk
14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LIL MO' YIN YANG - REACH (Alcatraz ''Lil Mo' Got Gang-Banged'' Mix) (Date not found) 9:35 - Category: Music - 2,139 - 20 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
15:00 <Doodle> music
15:00 <Picard> Zade id prefer my dick sucked
15:00 <Mew> i think i just heard the fifth dent being put in his bathroom door
15:00 <Picard> lol Mew
15:00 <Picard> he has doors?
15:00 <Picard> Mew where are the tit pics
15:00 <Picard> u to faux
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been using that tactic randomly the other place I chat
16:00 <Mew> tomoz okay
16:00 <Bastardly_One> demanding handbra pics
16:00 <Mew> maybe
16:00 <Bastardly_One> worked a charm
16:00 <Mew> if i cbf
16:00 <partay> handbra with no hand
16:00 <Mew> it really did tho
16:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <Nessita> Seriously..
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Liinda might of been embarrassed by that 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> she's hardly been seen since
17:00 <Bastardly_One> but magificant!
17:00 <Picard> remember when pandis cried so much he had the ops put "jennifer" as autoban
17:00 <Mew> i dont think shed care too much
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and then that Jewel bitch
18:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, we better shut up now
18:00 <Picard> Nessita??
18:00 <Jewel> nice one Bastardly_One
18:00 <Nessita> What?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> who?
18:00 <Picard> <Nessita> Seriously..
18:00 <Bastardly_One> how?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> why?
18:00 <Mew> where else do you chat b1?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> most importantly, how much?
18:00 <Picard> to his mum on skype
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, an american web based chat
19:00 <Nessita> The nude pics.. seriously.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all I'll say in here ... I don't want you people following me 
19:00 <Picard> u should join in
19:00 <Nessita> No thanks
19:00 <Picard> lol
19:00 <Nessita> Boundaries
20:00 <Picard> ok
20:00 <Bastardly_One> so Doodle
20:00 <Bastardly_One> did you go for a walk?
20:00 <Doodle> a walk?
20:00 <milk> well, I might slink off for a bit, l8r
20:00 <Bastardly_One> the asian place
20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
20:00 <Doodle> oh nah lol
21:00 <Zade> happy endings massage parlour?
21:00 <Picard> hahaha nice
21:00 <Picard> i can never seem to find the right places in melbourne
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle, oh I thought you were here *lol*
22:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... he lives near the local one 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> and had no idea until I mentioned it the other night
22:00 <Zade> should be a few in footscray
22:00 <Picard> i want one near southbank
22:00 <Picard> of in the city
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd imagine so Zade
23:00 <Picard> or**
23:00 <Picard> Mew where are those tits
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean Footscray even has trackie dack whores on Barkly St now
23:00 <TheRiddler> are you pissed with yesterday's result Zade?
23:00 <Jewel> this is what the chat has come to
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
23:00 <Jewel> so sad
23:00 <Zade> it was a sad day TheRiddler
23:00 <TheRiddler> yes
23:00 <Picard> Jewel yes
23:00 <Jewel> is there nothing else you can talk about Bastardly_One?
23:00 <Mew> calm your dick picard im not taking any pics tonight mkay
24:00 <Picard> fucken hell
24:00 <Mew> dealwivit
24:00 <Picard> shattered
24:00 <Doodle> lol
24:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a lot I can talk about 
24:00 <Picard> lol
24:00 <TheRiddler> we lack another ruck n running playing
24:00 <TheRiddler> *player
24:00 <Picard> we lack 15 players
24:00 <Picard> martin has to go
24:00 <Picard> he is no good
25:00 <Jewel> well talk about football
25:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully Cordy is finally coming in next week
25:00 <Picard> Jewel do u have tits?
25:00 <Jewel> no
25:00 <Jewel> do you
25:00 <TheRiddler> he does
25:00 <TheRiddler> big tits
25:00 <Zade> yeah but i think the way things are going, they are def contenders for wooden spoon 
26:00 <Jewel> im jealous
26:00 <TheRiddler> oh well
26:00 <Picard> yes
26:00 <Picard> big hairy man boobs
26:00 <Zade> 2015 will be our year
26:00 <TheRiddler> we can land a priority pick
26:00 <Jewel> ok not so jealous now
26:00 <Bastardly_One> not wooden spooners
26:00 <Bastardly_One> no way
26:00 <Picard> Zade who?
26:00 <Zade> maybe 2020
26:00 <partay> 3020
27:00 <Bastardly_One> 2020 ... that's realistic 
27:00 <Zade> w.bulldogs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> but you wont get wooden spooners either 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> surely
27:00 <TheRiddler> no other team deserves a priority pick really
27:00 <Picard> oh sorry 
27:00 <TheRiddler> brisbane could of but they just won 2 in a row
28:00 <Picard> fuck i hate rafa
28:00 <Jewel> st kilda?
28:00 <TheRiddler> saints purposely shipped off players
28:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf is Nick doing with them though?
28:00 <Jewel> did they
29:00 <TheRiddler> mcevoy, dal santo, cripps etc
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he must be the last of the only loyal players left anywhere
29:00 <TheRiddler> him and hayes yeah
29:00 <Picard> who would of offered him a better deal?
29:00 <Picard> no one id say
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the way you guys are 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and we are
29:00 <Picard> maybe he has no choice but stay
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I think both Richmond and Carlton would
30:00 <Picard> he would be over priced
30:00 <Picard> not value for money
30:00 <Bastardly_One> regardless of you guys having his spoit brat cousin
30:00 <Picard> ffs tennis will go all night
30:00 <TheRiddler> nick n hayes would probably retire
30:00 <Picard> 2-2 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> does Jack know how not to have a tanty?
31:00 <Picard> i blame terry wallace for todays problems
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Bastardly_One> like settle the fuck down you mongoloid ranger
31:00 <TheRiddler> why?
31:00 <TheRiddler> hardwick has been thery 5yrs
31:00 <Picard> why the fuck did he draft?
31:00 <TheRiddler> they should of replaced the dead wood 
32:00 <TheRiddler> but they replaced it with other rejects
32:00 <Picard> tambling pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
32:00 <Picard> yes that was a mistake
34:00 <Picard> houli lol
34:00 <Picard> ivan is ok
36:00 <Picard> well that killed it
37:00 <Bastardly_One> oh!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> gaelic football
37:00 <Bastardly_One> in 20 mins
37:00 <Picard> ffs tennis
37:00 <Bastardly_One> excellent
37:00 <Bastardly_One> on 7
37:00 <Picard> i could be here all night
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm swapping at midnight
38:00 <Bastardly_One> to the great sport of gaelic football
38:00 <Picard> they just cant break serve
43:00 <Picard> cmon novak
44:00 <Picard> cmon novak
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yeah!
49:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBCiy6Da96o
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50:00 <Dark_Weather> jus cause u weren't here when I posted this b4 ol dude :P ......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGRocJOcW0c
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51:00 <Mew> Loof ily
52:00 <Picard> fuck yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh 5-3 novak
53:00 <Mew> i love water
53:00 <Picard> really?
53:00 <Mew> its the best drink
53:00 <Mew> yeah
53:00 <Picard> can u do me a favour
53:00 <Mew> nice cold water from the fridge
53:00 <Mew> so amazinf
53:00 <Mew> no
53:00 <Mew> sry
53:00 <Picard> i have a fridge with an ice maker and water
53:00 <Mew> no favours atm
53:00 <Picard> loveeeeeeeeeeee it
53:00 <Mew> thats so hot
53:00 <Mew> grind it for me
55:00 <Picard> no
55:00 <Loof> Mew <3
55:00 <Mew> thats karma PICARD
55:00 <Mew> bam
56:00 <Mew> hi loofies <3
57:00 <Loof> hey :D
59:00 <TheRiddler> lol
59:00 <pelican> loof knife
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