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02:00 <Serenity> wheres faux
02:00 <Jewel> hello sexy
02:00 <pelican> hello back at you jewel
02:00 <Jewel> lol
02:00 <Jewel> :P
04:00 <Jewel> Serenity too
05:00 <pelican> get me a beer jewel
05:00 <Jewel> sure what kind
06:00 <pelican> swan draught
06:00 <Jewel> choice
06:00 <Maurice> Rank
07:00 <Jewel> lol
07:00 <pelican> good beer
07:00 <Jewel> yeah
07:00 <Jewel> better than emu?
07:00 <pelican> i use to drink emu bitter
07:00 <pelican> too fizzy
07:00 <TheRiddler> better than teds?
08:00 <pelican> yep
08:00 <TheRiddler> better than boughs
08:00 <TheRiddler> ?
08:00 <pelican> i had 4 beers friday week ago in hour n half
08:00 <pelican> went through a rbt
08:00 <pelican> didnt blow anything
08:00 <TheRiddler> hows that make it a good beer lol
08:00 <pelican> means i can drink it not worry bout an rbt
09:00 <pelican> when i drive home
09:00 <Jewel> i like james boag if i drink
09:00 <pelican> some ppl habve  a sip an they blow over
09:00 <pelican> jack daniels the best
10:00 <pelican> not the premix but 
10:00 <pelican> taste like cola with icing sugar in it
10:00 <pelican> dosnt even get you tipsy no matter how much ya have 
12:00 <pelican> what you fav drink jewel
14:00 <Jewel> ummm
14:00 <Jewel> if i drink, bourbon and coke
14:00 <pelican> what bout port
15:00 <Umeaboy> If I drink, I drink the beverage of life called water. Without additives. :)
16:00 <pelican> where doi you get your water?
16:00 <Jewel> port is nice
16:00 <Jewel> lol
16:00 <Jewel> water is ok
16:00 <pelican> all water has additives
16:00 <scout> cry cry cry 
16:00 <TheRiddler> I've been drinking malibu n punch
16:00 <scout> thats all i seem to do
16:00 <Umeaboy> pelican: From the tap in my kitchen as well.
16:00 <Umeaboy> :)
16:00 <pelican> yes that water is treated
16:00 <pelican> has additives son
16:00 <Umeaboy> pelican: To keep it helathy yes.
17:00 <pelican> dead frogs an rat shit
17:00 <Umeaboy> healthy
17:00 <pelican> in the water
17:00 <faux> [00:02] <@Serenity> wheres faux
17:00 <Umeaboy> Nope.
17:00 <faux> here now
17:00 <pelican> yep
17:00 <Umeaboy> I don't live in the swamps.
17:00 <faux> sup?
17:00 <Serenity> oh hello
17:00 <pelican> that like water in rain tank is dirty
17:00 <faux> heeey
17:00 <pelican> all bird shit on the roof
17:00 <Serenity> i was just going to brag about my yummy dessert i made lol
17:00 <pelican> going into the water
17:00 <faux> ooo
17:00 <faux> what was it
17:00 <Serenity> nothing special just greek yogurt and sugar free jelly crystals. tastes like cheesecake
18:00 <Serenity> but less naughty
18:00 <Umeaboy> pelican: Umeå is known to have high quality water.
18:00 <faux> omg
18:00 <faux> yummm
18:00 <Serenity> sahhh good
18:00 <pelican> our water is from a spring
18:00 <pelican> wasnt chlorinated till about a year ago 
19:00 <faux> whenever i make jelly i always lick my finger and dip it in the crystals before puttin the water in
19:00 <faux> lol
19:00 <faux> sugary and yum
19:00 <Umeaboy> pelican: Chlorin keeps it fresh and healthy.
19:00 <pelican> how do u make jelly
19:00 <Mew> yesssssss
19:00 <faux> lmao
19:00 <Mew> yessssssssssssss
19:00 <faux> <3
19:00 <Doodle> <3
19:00 <pelican> its an addititve Umeaboy
19:00 <Jewel> tastes like pure evil
19:00 <Mew> can i come 2
20:00 <Mew> <3
20:00 <Doodle> lol
20:00 <Doodle> hot
20:00 <Mew> cum*
20:00 <faux> yum
20:00 <Umeaboy> pelican: Everything is an additive.
20:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/1969222_10154195246555510_1897207454398939724_n.jpg
20:00 <Mew> pump up the cum pump it up
20:00 <faux> bacon cheesy friees
20:00 <faux> i wish the pic wasnt so reddish
20:00 <faux> i wanna see what they look like
21:00 <TheRiddler> yummm
22:00 <TheRiddler> cheesy fries are pretty nice
22:00 <faux> i hate frozen hot chips though
22:00 <faux> they never taste real
22:00 <faux> :'(
22:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/C2B7Y.jpg ew
22:00 <faux> my mum makes the best homemade hot chippies
22:00 <faux> omg
22:00 <faux> stop
22:00 <faux> whats with you cunts and ears
22:00 <faux> i have a huge thing
22:00 <Maurice> My mum makes them too
22:00 <faux> 90w3rijgeokseritg
22:00 <Maurice> And hashbrowns
22:00 <faux> oh yum
22:00 <faux> i love picking apart hash browns
22:00 <faux> they taste better that way
23:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/9wcwt.jpg nsfw
23:00 <TheRiddler> wobble wobble
23:00 <Maurice> That pic would be my kids after listening to stampy longnose
23:00 <Maurice> Serenity knows my pain
23:00 <faux> what teh heck is broil
24:00 <Maurice> What
24:00 <Serenity> fucking stampy longnose
24:00 <faux> the recipe for these chesy bacon fries
24:00 <Maurice> YES
24:00 <faux> says broil
24:00 <Serenity> broils like grilling i believe
24:00 <Maurice> Hjs had a broiler, it was where we'd put the meat in raw at one end, and it would come out cooked/burnt at the other
24:00 <Maurice> The burgers are better at Hungry Jacks
25:00 <[Maverick]> the burqas* 
25:00 <Maurice> Lol
25:00 <Maurice> I almost got HJs today, but it was too busy so we ended up at maccas
25:00 <Maurice> And the poof behind the counter forgot my sauce
26:00 <faux> i hate how stingy some plaecs are with sauce
26:00 <Serenity> i slept all day
26:00 <faux> like are you paying for it, you work there
26:00 <faux> gtfo
26:00 <Maurice> I specifically paid for a bbq sauce
26:00 <Maurice> Serenity, other than the headache, envious
27:00 <Serenity> id wake up wonder if it was gone.. move my head nearly vomit n go back to sleep
27:00 <Maurice> We ended up at rocko to buy Elsa and Anna Disney Infinity figures
27:00 <Maurice> Then Cal kept singing do you wanna build a snowman
27:00 <Maurice> Wanted to back hand him by the 4th time
28:00 <Serenity> lol
28:00 <Dark_Weather> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10411288_10201523132914823_23989559364675071_n.jpg
33:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/0Rdg6.jpg for faux
41:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight all
57:00 <faux> lol
57:00 <faux> hes so hot
57:00 <Saemon> thanks
00:00 <Dark_Weather> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10457780_10201522742745069_4427132672856832664_n.jpg
01:00 <Mew> is Dark_Weather Excessive/A/Pieter
02:00 <Dark_Weather> ugh ........... /nickop access Dark_Weather
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> awkward moment when a guy thinks he's cool in front of his friends at maccas after a night out by dissing the maccas food quality by saying he thinks there's semen in the big mac sauce cuz it tastes like semen
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> and all his mates laughs along merrily
04:00 <Mew> oh
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> until one stops and points out ".......wha wait...you know what semen tastes like?"
04:00 <Mew> so yes
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> "how?"
04:00 <Jewel> lolol
04:00 <Jewel> dont most guys taste their own...............
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol i dont think they do
04:00 <Mew> not this song again
04:00 <Jewel> i think they do
05:00 <Serenity> of course they do
05:00 <Jewel> out of curiousity
05:00 <Serenity> some admit it
05:00 <Jewel> however you spell it
05:00 <Serenity> the others are liars
05:00 <Jewel> ah well
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> i see. i guess some wants to see what they make their girlfriends go through
05:00 <Jewel> or boyfriends
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> or see if it really tastes as good as pornstarts make it seem
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol yeah 
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> Serenity has your husband ever tasted his semen?
06:00 <Mew> my boner broke down can u give me a pornstart hahahahahahahaha
06:00 <Serenity> his own someone elses whatevs
08:00 <Jewel> interesting........
10:00 <pelican> you like the taste jewel?
11:00 <Jewel> no
13:00 <Bastardly_One> is he?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> good stuff
13:00 <Jewel> awww
13:00 <Jewel> but hes funny...........
14:00 <Jewel> Maurice do you ban everyone
14:00 <Maurice> Obviously not, since you're still here.
15:00 <Jewel> i suppose..
15:00 <Jewel> well sometimes you should tolerate everyone
16:00 <Maurice> No, if someone has been banned and joins under another nick, they will also be banned
17:00 <Jewel> but he was most likely banned for talking back to you in the first place
17:00 <Bastardly_One> no
17:00 <Jewel> meanwhile others that abuse are allowed to be here 
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon is usually banned for being a dickhead
18:00 <Jewel> thats most ppl in here
18:00 <Maurice> No, he wasn't
18:00 <Maurice> He was banned when I wasn't even here
18:00 <Jewel> oh ok
18:00 <Maurice> So fuck off and eat a bag of dicks.
19:00 <Jewel> youre so lovely
19:00 <Maurice> You'll be so banned
19:00 <Jewel> why
19:00 <faux> lmao
21:00 <faux> eeeeeeeeesh its so cold
21:00 <faux> i just put on another pair of socks and put a blankie on top of my doona
21:00 <faux> gettiing warmer
21:00 <faux> :::D
22:00 <Maurice> I just punched my kid for yelling in his sleep..
22:00 <Maurice> My other kid keeps singing do you want to build a snowman
22:00 <Maurice> All 3 have agreed thats their fave movie
22:00 <faux> lol
23:00 <faux> do you watch house rules
23:00 <Maurice> I'm secretly proud
23:00 <Maurice> I do not
23:00 <Maurice> I watch The Voice
23:00 <faux> bummer
23:00 <faux> o
23:00 <Maurice> Thats about it
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon might pm you in a min
25:00 <Bastardly_One> he's complaining to me so I told him to take it up with you
25:00 <Maurice> Who, me?
25:00 <faux> Yes, you!
25:00 <Maurice> I fucking hope so
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
25:00 <faux> Couldn't be!
25:00 <Jewel> tsk tsk
25:00 <Maurice> THEN WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR
25:00 <faux> lolll
26:00 <Serenity> better you than me
26:00 <Maurice> Listen here, do not direct anyone to my PM, I don't like that
26:00 <Serenity> i always cop the pms after your bans
26:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
26:00 <Bastardly_One> he doesn't know you're active
27:00 <faux> he does now
27:00 <Jewel> was it a fair ban
27:00 <faux> mm snickers
27:00 <Maurice> Your ban will be fair
27:00 <Jewel> righto
28:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:24] <+Bastardly_One> take it up with Maurice
28:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:26] <[sA3m0n]> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:27] <[sA3m0n]> that would be like the jews taking up their concentratin camp problems with hitler
28:00 <Jewel> LOL
28:00 <Jewel> see
28:00 <Jewel> funny
28:00 <Bastardly_One> he's whining in another channel
29:00 <Serenity> concentratin
29:00 <Maurice> What
29:00 <Jewel> he missed an o
29:00 <Jewel> so what
29:00 <Maurice> I would cut him off at the knees..
29:00 <Serenity> you just got compared to hitler
29:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
29:00 <Serenity> how do you feel
30:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:29] <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One i need to do it for me 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:29] <[sA3m0n]> i need you to be my hounds of justice
30:00 <Bastardly_One> [01:29] <[sA3m0n]> bring justince to melbourne b1
30:00 <Maurice> I'm ok with thagt
30:00 <Maurice> That
30:00 <Maurice> Rather chuffed
30:00 <Serenity> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same height
30:00 <Bastardly_One> same mo
30:00 <Bastardly_One> same haircut
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I see how he got that
31:00 <Serenity> im watching bruno..
31:00 <Maurice> Get out of my spotluight
31:00 <Serenity> jesus christ.
32:00 <faux> spotluight
32:00 <Maurice> Damn, what channel
32:00 <Maurice> Shut up, you got my meaning
32:00 <faux> spotluigi
32:00 <Maurice> Like your phone has never gone skewiff
33:00 <Maurice> LIKE EVERYTIME
33:00 <Serenity> i was just about to say thT
33:00 <Serenity> THAT
33:00 <Serenity> ..
33:00 <Maurice> Lol
34:00 <faux> WOT CUNT
34:00 <faux> i point out my own typos 2, theyre all hilairoosueoiur
35:00 <faux> i fucking hate how many ads there are watching this show on the yahoo 7 channel
35:00 <faux> ITS ONLINE, GET RID OF THE ADS U CUNTS
41:00 <faux> what the fuck is this shit http://fullist.co.uk/2014/06/nathan-90-seconds-undo-handcuffs-become-registered-sex-offender/
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ???
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching but ... 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
48:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBm0mbb5a2w
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Don Ray - Standing In The Rain (1978) (Date not found) 6:38 - Category: Music - 532 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
06:00 <Dark_Weather> omg ....... y m ah readin moob skanka .......... eheehehe
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> damn
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> 7th heaven is so cheesy
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> holy hell
08:00 <Mew> i love 7th heaven
08:00 <Mew> its so good
09:00 <Bastardly_One> ban evading
10:00 <Bastardly_One> the last one hasn't expired yet
16:00 <beehhh> bullshit
16:00 <beehhh> it should ring a bell after guy blew his own head
16:00 <beehhh> like it said it aint me ya gotta worry about
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> * ChanOP sets mode: -b *!*vnvn@*.125.39EDE4.113D1F
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One :) 
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> ownt.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> mick is [email protected]
19:00 <Bastardly_One> who's owned?
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> you, stalker
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
20:00 <Mew> lmao
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> ownt.
21:00 <Mew> mick quit so abruptly
21:00 <Mew> i hope hes ok
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> i think he probably quit because his gf was bored and got her friend over for a double blowjob sesh n a threesome
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> any guy would quit irc abruptly for that i reckon
24:00 <Mew> i couldnt have hoped for a better save
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I guess you'll never be leaving abruptly then
25:00 <Dark_Weather> ban lackin -id
26:00 <Mew> pieter v2.0
27:00 <beehhh> beagle is drunk n crying he dont have any money
27:00 <Mew> :(
28:00 <beehhh> having a quick fap before bed
29:00 <Mew> wbwbwbwbwb
29:00 <Dark_Weather> xm
29:00 <Dark_Weather> was that ur vid?
29:00 <Mew> wubwubwubwub
29:00 <Dark_Weather> the Picard thing?
29:00 <xm> what video
30:00 <xm> wub wub wub wub drop da basssssssss
32:00 <xm> i only upload very serious videos to youtube. e.g. "Node.js - how it can improve scalability of your website"
32:00 <beehhh> asian people likes to win in everything
33:00 <xm> beehhh: they like to lose on paper when it comes to reporting losses to the ATO
35:00 <Bastardly_One> xm
35:00 <Bastardly_One> see if this still works for a laugh for ya 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KwjG6GocoG
36:00 <xm> ill check it when i go to bed
36:00 <xm> which is in about 15 min
36:00 <beehhh> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/wires/aap/article-2648863/SAs-wanted-dead-brothel.html
37:00 <Dark_Weather> already taken down ol dude
38:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
40:00 <beehhh> http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-06-05/rodney-clavell-found-dead-after-standoff-in-adelaide-cbd-brothel/5501504
41:00 <Dark_Weather> fck up homo ....... stop tellin us the has beens
42:00 <beehhh> has beens telling a sign of a tale dont it not
42:00 <beehhh> been through worst got evil in me n not surrandering ever
44:00 <Bastardly_One> mirza
44:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
47:00 <Bastardly_One> IT'S NOT A JOKE TO ME!
48:00 <beehhh> they took me as a joke over there
49:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJIf_JuE3dw
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The best Guzheng solo never seen by Old 12 Girls Band 女子十二乐坊 Zhou Jian Nam (Feb 6, 2010) 1:59 - Category: Entertainment - 38,021 - 85 likes (94.4%), 5 dislikes (5.6%)
51:00 <beehhh> he was described as gentle giant
56:00 <Q{_storm> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kBiVLmDZoc
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Where Do I Begin (Love Story) - Shirley Bassey (May 20, 2011) 4:46 - Category: Music - 459,990 - 2,156 likes (97.6%), 52 dislikes (2.4%)
57:00 <Cuckoldme> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10351893_721537054574936_4254289770198600160_n.jpg
01:00 <Cuckoldme> i cant bet on you so i'll bet on usa from now on
03:00 <Cuckoldme> newfy is my old home
16:00 <Cuckoldme> hmm..
16:00 <Cuckoldme> kill me
16:00 <Alburt_Enstun> no
17:00 <Alburt_Enstun> i have organic wine bee
17:00 <Alburt_Enstun> cleanskins
18:00 <Alburt_Enstun> $70 for six
18:00 <Alburt_Enstun> shiraz
20:00 <Cuckoldme> chad?
21:00 <Alburt_Enstun> nope
21:00 <Cuckoldme> http://oi62.tinypic.com/2yy35ld.jpg
21:00 <Alburt_Enstun> who's that ugly nignog?
22:00 <Cuckoldme> tony abbott
23:00 <Alburt_Enstun> dont mean to sound racist but non white people just look like potential rapists to me
24:00 <Cuckoldme> http://sphotos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/893914_10201848913798425_1309025425_o.jpg
24:00 <Alburt_Enstun> cool licence m8
25:00 <Alburt_Enstun> gonna print out
25:00 <Alburt_Enstun> rack up some finez
25:00 <Cuckoldme> http://i62.tinypic.com/2u5wa2o.jpg
27:00 <Cuckoldme> dont print out just use numbers
27:00 <Cuckoldme> save paper save the planet
27:00 <Cuckoldme> lowest of the low scum
27:00 <Cuckoldme> i quit there forver
28:00 <Alburt_Enstun> global warming is a myth
28:00 <Cuckoldme> do what you like byallmeans
28:00 <Cuckoldme> it will only be a myth when i land to newfy
28:00 <Alburt_Enstun> you aint gettin in any whiteman lands
28:00 <Alburt_Enstun> maybe gitmo
29:00 <Alburt_Enstun> when i forward our chat logs to the CIA
29:00 <Alburt_Enstun> you choclate faced terrorist
29:00 <Cuckoldme> australia aint white mens land no longer filled with asian hookers
29:00 <Cuckoldme> go blow ur head with a magnum shotgun
30:00 <Alburt_Enstun> 12 guage is my favourite guage
30:00 <Alburt_Enstun> makes the 11 guage look like a cap pistol
30:00 <Shadowgate> someone type at 3am into irc kill me of laughter
31:00 <Cuckoldme> yeah
31:00 <Alburt_Enstun> marklar
31:00 <Alburt_Enstun> you are magyar?
31:00 <marklar> hello Alburt
31:00 <marklar> yes
31:00 <Alburt_Enstun> or a bnc
31:00 <Alburt_Enstun> welcome
31:00 <marklar> 100%
31:00 <marklar> thx
31:00 <Alburt_Enstun> i grew up with some hungarians here in melbourne
32:00 <Cuckoldme> melbourne is a land for asians now
32:00 <Cuckoldme> whites are being outcasted
33:00 <Alburt_Enstun> i'm making an irl remake of romper stomper
33:00 <Cuckoldme> outkast
33:00 <Cuckoldme> your actors going to be all azn due to a supply shortages
33:00 <Cuckoldme> and dubbed in chinese
33:00 <Cuckoldme> i know ur game mate stop talking to me
34:00 <Cuckoldme> alteast i'd die thinking of beautiful canada
35:00 <marklar> hm!
37:00 <Alburt_Enstun> dont pay attention to Cuckoldme marklar
37:00 <Cuckoldme> Tribute to gentle giant
41:00 <Alburt_Enstun> marklar are you a communist?
50:00 <marklar> loool
50:00 <marklar> noo
51:00 <marklar> that was an old age
51:00 <marklar> how old are you?
01:00 <Alburt_Enstun> just checking
01:00 <Alburt_Enstun> im old
01:00 <Alburt_Enstun> infinite
31:00 <zaleth> hm
31:00 <zaleth> hmmmmmmmmmmmm
37:00 <Shadowgate> type at 4:30 am lol kill me of laughter lol
37:00 <Shadowgate> cmon irc'ers
37:00 <zaleth> 4:30
37:00 <zaleth> or should it be 4:20
37:00 <Shadowgate> zaleth typed at 4:30 lol hahahah
37:00 <Shadowgate> you kill me of laughter zazleth
37:00 <zaleth> 4:37 actually
37:00 <zaleth> ;)
37:00 <Shadowgate> lol
38:00 <zaleth> no wait a second later
38:00 <zaleth> 4:38
38:00 <Shadowgate> lol
38:00 <zaleth> Just need a pacman to come along and chew out the seconds in time.
38:00 <zaleth> Even better to have a garage sale
42:00 <zaleth> im on my last beer and then bed
43:00 <zaleth> havin' a good ol' chinwag :)
44:00 <Alburt_Enstun> im smashed too mate
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46:00 <Alburt_Enstun> butt flood
56:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
57:00 <marklar> ascii rules
36:00 <simba> SIF ITS ONLY 8
18:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/2XjouKSkSeM
18:00 <Jon> Youtube: Pokemon Silver/Gold/Crystal - National Park (Feb 22, 2008) 2:46 - Category: Music - 279,724 - 1,762 likes (99.1%), 16 dislikes (0.9%)
24:00 <Fez> Nessita is in town. Rad
26:00 <Fez> Greeting nessita
27:00 <Fez> Lpppppp
27:00 <Nessita> Hiya fez
28:00 <Nessita> Sorry wasn't looking
29:00 <simba> i thought Nessita was johninjas girl nick
29:00 <Nessita> It's always been mine. Don't know who that is
31:00 <simba> v good
32:00 <Fez> So did i
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <Fez> Mel would know
32:00 <Nessita> ...
32:00 <Fez> Hi
33:00 <Fez> Gunna shower
33:00 <Fez> Im sick
33:00 <simba> i dont think spy nicks would be top of the agenda to talk about in a relationship
33:00 <Nessita> Sorry?
34:00 <simba> not u
34:00 <fawks> That's Narissa simba
34:00 <simba> ohhhhh
34:00 <simba> yep honest mistake
34:00 <simba> v similar nicks
34:00 <Nessita> yeah
34:00 <fawks> Also good morning 
35:00 <fawks> :')
35:00 <simba> hey
35:00 <simba> i slept like 10 - 8
35:00 <simba> #humanmode
35:00 <fawks> Nice
35:00 <fawks> I was up early 
36:00 <simba> making frrench toast?
36:00 <fawks> I'm eating breakfast rn
36:00 <fawks> Weetbix
36:00 <fawks> W honey
36:00 <fawks> Brb
42:00 <simba> 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870 10,1PAFC1,0 1870 1,10PAFC0,1 1870
49:00 <Fez> Hows ure day goin nessita?
49:00 <Fez> Morning*
50:00 <Nessita> Alright I suppose.  Haven't really started it. Still in bed lol
50:00 <Nessita> You?
51:00 <Fez> I lije your style. Much the same as yours but ive had a shower
52:00 <Nessita> A shower means I have to get up, so not ready for one yet :P
53:00 <Fez> U still smell fine :)
55:00 <Fez> I got no plans for the day other than to be lazy
56:00 <Fez> Im sick so lazy is just to rest
57:00 <Nessita> Sorry got s call..
57:00 <Fez> Np
57:00 <Fez> Is he hot?
57:00 <Nessita> Lol I have to clean unfortunately so can't be lazy for too long
58:00 <Nessita> I would say so ;)
58:00 <Fez> Oooooo
58:00 <stebie> hmm, can you put a charged car battery in parallel with a flat car battery, start the car that way and remove the good battery.. as an alternative to a jump-start?
58:00 <Fez> Its <3
58:00 <Nessita> Lol
59:00 <Serenity> yes you can stebie
59:00 <Fez> should work stebie
59:00 <Fez> Oh
59:00 <Fez> Sez beat me
59:00 <Serenity> :P
00:00 <Nessita> I have racv for that stuff :P
00:00 <Fez> Get the hot guy
00:00 <Fez> For that stuff
00:00 <Nessita> I wish
00:00 <Fez> Women dont think well
00:00 <Nessita> Lol
00:00 <Fez> Dont wish do.
01:00 <stebie> thanks... was wondering as the gf's sister's car had a flattery at the airport long term car park and called me, but a good samaritan came to help out, didn't have jumper leads but managed to get it started by removing his battery
01:00 <Nessita> No use if they're no good with cars
01:00 <stebie> she had no idea what he did :\
01:00 <stebie> so had to guess ideas myself... was a bit curious.
01:00 <stebie> btw, morning ^_^
01:00 <Serenity> sometimes you can even take your battery out put it in their car start their car take your battery out then put theirs back
01:00 <Serenity> if their battery has lost a cell or something
02:00 <stebie> ahhh so the car can still run for some time without the battery, during the swapover?
02:00 <Serenity> yuh
02:00 <stebie> maybe that's what the guy did
02:00 <Serenity> we had it happen once at hungry jacks lol went to start the car and the battery had died
02:00 <stebie> didn't know that tbh...
03:00 <Serenity> guy had to use his battery to start out car
03:00 <Serenity> our*
03:00 <stebie> that's pretty awesome
03:00 <Fez> Only need battery to start car
03:00 <Serenity> ^^
03:00 <Fez> Not for it torun
03:00 <stebie> yeah i get that now :P
03:00 <Serenity> it doesnt run it thats what the alternator is for
03:00 <Fez> Yep
03:00 <Fez> Sezz know
03:00 <Fez> S
03:00 <stebie> cheers guise
03:00 <Fez> Im impressed
03:00 <Serenity> impressed? lol
04:00 <Fez> Chicks dont normally know..
04:00 <Nessita> True.
04:00 <Fez> Heck.. stebie didnt
04:00 <Fez> Sez did
04:00 <Serenity> aha
04:00 <Fez> Thats a win in my book
04:00 <Serenity> my husband has taught me about cars
05:00 <Serenity> basic mechanics changing tyres etc
05:00 <Serenity> i can even change your head gasket :P
05:00 <Fez> Good man
05:00 <Fez> Come on over..
05:00 <Fez> Lpl
05:00 <Serenity> hahah
05:00 <Nessita> I can pump petrol.. :/
06:00 <Fez> F yea
06:00 <Serenity> id rather keep my money over calling rac for a flat tyre or dead battery hehe
06:00 <Fez> Can u pump gas in a bikini nessita?
06:00 <Fez> Can u change a head gasket in a bikini sezz?
07:00 <Nessita> No it's freezing outside, are you nuts.
07:00 <Fez> Man up
07:00 <Serenity> i could but im not sure it would be any good to look at
07:00 <stebie> i wish my husband taught me about cars
07:00 <stebie> ._.
07:00 <Nessita> Lol
07:00 <Serenity> lol stebie
07:00 <Fez> Steal sezz's
07:00 <stebie> good fo nothin' slob
08:00 <Fez> Ill fill in the gap
08:00 <Nessita> Then you could play with them in a bikini stebie
08:00 <stebie> hey, how you doin'?
08:00 <Fez> Lol
08:00 <Serenity> hes handy for things every now and then
08:00 <stebie> just every now and then...
08:00 <stebie> lol
09:00 <stebie> Nessita, what am i playing with??
09:00 <Nessita> Cars
09:00 <stebie> ohhh
09:00 <Serenity> yeah sporadically lol
09:00 <stebie> no-one wants to see me in a bikini
09:00 <stebie> believe me
09:00 <Nessita> Haha
09:00 <zaleth> morning
10:00 <stebie> morning zaleth
10:00 <Nessita> Fez did :)
10:00 <zaleth> mrng stebie
10:00 <stebie> Nessita, i think Fez was referring to you, not me :P
10:00 <stebie> if Fez was referring to me, i'd suggest counselling
10:00 <Nessita> Lol
10:00 <Serenity> id pay to see stebie in a bikini
10:00 <stebie> D:
10:00 <Nessita> There you go
11:00 <stebie> that's just not cricket
11:00 <Fez> I meant nessita... and sezz... and why not stebie.. ill join in too
11:00 <Fez> Why not
11:00 <stebie> nooooo
11:00 <stebie> just no
12:00 <Nessita> I think the odds are against you stebie
12:00 <Serenity> lol
12:00 <stebie> ._.
14:00 <stebie> what are you doing with 4 bikinis?
15:00 <Fez> For times like these
15:00 <Fez> You need bikinis
15:00 <Nessita> I think that's minties
15:00 <Nessita> :)
16:00 <Trail> bikini's made from minties?  
17:00 <Fez> Nah
17:00 <Nessita> Wouldn't be too useful
17:00 <Trail> wud be very useful..as those minties disappeared one by one
18:00 <Fez> Bacon bikini would be better
18:00 <Nessita> Ew
18:00 <Floss> lol the first line of type i see when i join is always interesting
18:00 <Fez> Ill eat it off u
19:00 <Fez> Np
19:00 <Nessita> I prefer not to wrap myself in bacon
19:00 <Trail> Confuscius says..  girls wrapped in bacon looks a lot like a pig
20:00 <Fez> Whipped cream?
20:00 <Nessita> Lovely trail lol
20:00 <Nessita> Nah on a diet :/
21:00 <Fez> Hmm
21:00 <Fez> Have to go nude then
21:00 <Fez> We both win
21:00 <Nessita> Haha
22:00 <Fez> Then ill let u wash my car
23:00 <Nessita> You sound like a real keeper..
23:00 <Fez> Ta
23:00 <Fez> Nice of u to think so
23:00 <Nessita> :P
23:00 <Fez> Pm me and ill give u my ph number
23:00 <Fez> Lol
24:00 <Nessita> Bit demanding though :P
26:00 <Nessita> Eep I think the sun just woke up
26:00 <Fez> Good imcold
27:00 <Nessita> It's not warm out there
27:00 <Nessita> Just bright
28:00 <Fez> Sucky
28:00 <Nessita> You're in melb?
28:00 <Fez> Nah
28:00 <Fez> Melb sucks
29:00 <Nessita> I like it
29:00 <simba> ur prob from perth or some gay shit
29:00 <Nessita> Lol
30:00 <Nessita> Simba are you in melb?
30:00 <Fez> Nope
30:00 <simba> adelaide
30:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqvLcVBOhP4
30:00 <Jon> Youtube: "Bush Telegraph" TAC Drink Drive TV ad (Dec 2, 2009) 1:31 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 269,245 - 271 likes (97.8%), 6 dislikes (2.2%)
30:00 <Fez> Perth is worse
30:00 <Fez> Lol adelaide
30:00 <simba> where are u from Fez
30:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otR8V7rlnjA
30:00 <simba> r u too ashamed 2 say tasmania
30:00 <Jon> Youtube: "Never" TAC Drink Drive TV ad (Date not found) 0 - Category: Autos &amp; Vehicles - 298,059 - 585 likes (95.1%), 30 dislikes (4.9%)
31:00 <Fez> Im not from there. 
31:00 <simba> why dont u wanna say
31:00 <Nessita> Hm.. brisbane
31:00 <Fez> Cuz u likeguessing wrong shit
31:00 <Fez> Nessita wins
32:00 <simba> gay
32:00 <Nessita> ;)
32:00 <simba> go catch an orange cab somewhere
32:00 <Floss> davecat
32:00 <Floss> is random
32:00 <Fez> I like the silver ones
33:00 <Nessita> I love the weather up in qld, but I like melbourne.
33:00 <Nessita> Simba where abouts are you?
33:00 <simba> <simba> adelaide
34:00 <Nessita> Sorry thought you were guessing where fez was from
34:00 <Fez> He was
34:00 <simba> no i wasnt
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <Nessita> ..
35:00 <Fez> Pff
35:00 <simba> adelaide and melbourne own!!!!!!
35:00 <Nessita> I'm going to adelaide next week :)
35:00 <beehhh> Fatal car crash in Warragul http://short.ninem.sn/0wPxnLB
35:00 <Fez> Own what
35:00 <simba> nice
36:00 <Nessita> Never been, wouldn't choose to but it's for work lol
37:00 <Fez> Meet up with simba
37:00 <simba> let me guess u play for north melbourne and u r playing the crows
37:00 <Nessita> Kinda odd so many people in here that don't live in melbourne.
37:00 <Nessita> Nah that's ok
38:00 <Fez> Ure odd
38:00 <Nessita> That's not nice :/
38:00 <simba> i think even back when austnet was big the channels were just channel names
38:00 <beehhh> women importing drugs to straya
38:00 <simba> who Fez? :\
39:00 <Fez> Nessita
39:00 <simba> y...
39:00 <Floss> straya cunt
39:00 <Fez> Isnt it obvious? Lol
39:00 <simba> no
40:00 <Nessita> Fez is just angry I won't wrap myself in bacon.
40:00 <simba> shes really lesbian
41:00 <Nessita> Pretty sure I'm not..
41:00 <simba> NOT UY
41:00 <simba> U
42:00 <Fez> I hate lesbians
42:00 <simba> LIES
43:00 <Fez> Nope
43:00 <Nessita> .. so anyways
43:00 <Fez> I ness
43:00 <Fez> Hi
43:00 <Fez> Typos suck
44:00 <Nessita> Me?
44:00 <Fez> Yep
45:00 <Fez> Hi nessita
45:00 <Nessita> Didn't want to get yelled at again..
45:00 <Nessita> Hi :)
45:00 <Fez> Want help cleaning?
45:00 <Nessita> Lol I probably need it, haven't even started
45:00 <Fez> I never yelled out u
46:00 <Nessita> simba did. You just called me odd :P
46:00 <simba> lol
46:00 <Fez> Thats ok isnt it?
46:00 <simba> what the fuck
46:00 <Fez> Calling u odd i mean
47:00 <Nessita> Well it's not bad lol
47:00 <Fez> Wanna hug?
48:00 <Nessita> hmmm no
48:00 <simba> :(
49:00 <Nessita> ?
49:00 <Nessita> So fez what do you do?
50:00 <Fez> Im lazy
51:00 <Nessita> Right
51:00 <Fez> U?
51:00 <Fez> I play cricket on the weekends
51:00 <simba> ait
51:00 <simba> youre male?
52:00 <Floss> oh noes!
52:00 <Fez> Who said this?
52:00 <Nessita> I usually fill my day with work and gym.  don't do much on the weekend
52:00 <Fez> Mmm gym
52:00 <Fez> Pics
53:00 <Nessita> Lol no gym pics sorry
54:00 <Fez> Dang
54:00 <Fez> U got guns?
55:00 <Nessita> Ew no. I'm a girl.
56:00 <Nessita> Lovely..
56:00 <fawks> Ewww gunz
56:00 <fawks> lol
57:00 <Nessita> Fez do you have a pic?
57:00 <Fez> I do
57:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzV9ZAOivY0
57:00 <Jon> Youtube: Crash F1 Canada Race 8 June 2014 (Date not found) 0:34 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 487 views - 5 likes (83.3%), 1 dislikes (16.7%)
57:00 <fawks> Nessita, shooting a gun is fun, girl or not
57:00 <fawks> Its kinda exhilarating
57:00 <Nessita> They're meant for boys fawks
57:00 <fawks> lol
57:00 <fawks> O dear
57:00 <Nessita> :)
57:00 <simba> theyre meant for killers 
58:00 <fawks> So do you believe ironing and cooking is only for women 
58:00 <Nessita> No
58:00 <Floss> lol guns are meant for boys
58:00 <Nailedtothecross666> Need a mobile number to verificate my yahoo account, mine is blocked. damn.
58:00 <fawks> lol
58:00 <Floss> i guess im a boy then
59:00 <fawks> Shars ya dik
59:00 <simba> you own a gun?
59:00 <Floss> its locked in the gun safe
59:00 <simba> whats it fort
59:00 <Floss> yup
59:00 <fawks> Nce
59:00 <simba> for*
59:00 <fawks> Nice*
59:00 <Floss> pest control
59:00 <Fez> I meant muscles ok
59:00 <Fez> Geeez
59:00 <fawks> LOL
59:00 <simba> ...
59:00 <simba> no really
59:00 <fawks> OH A COCKROACH
59:00 <fawks> *bang*
59:00 <simba> why would an aussie own a gun
59:00 <Floss> ...pest control
59:00 <simba> what pests
00:00 <Floss> foxes
00:00 <Floss> rabbits
00:00 <Nessita> ..
00:00 <Fez> Self defence?
00:00 <Fez> Roo shootin
00:00 <simba> ok to kill animals on farms
00:00 <Floss> yeah.. thats what pest control means....
00:00 <simba> self defense from the animals youre killing? lol
00:00 <Floss> you dont really get a permit for "Poppin Fools"
00:00 <fawks> Who cares if she has a gun lol
01:00 <fawks> Its not like she's a serial killer 
01:00 <Floss> simba if youve ever seen what foxes do do other animals you would realise shooting them in the head is too nice for them
01:00 <simba> im just asking why i assumed he lived on a farm
01:00 <fawks> My uncle has heaps on his farm
01:00 <fawks> He?!
01:00 <fawks> Floss is a chick isn't she
01:00 <simba> my grandpa has a crate of guns 
01:00 <Serenity> i think this convo is hilarious considering i dont think he meant the weapon gun
01:00 <simba> i dont know
01:00 <simba> gunz
02:00 <fawks> yeah fez didn't 
02:00 <fawks> lol
02:00 <Pyro-> you're all crazy
02:00 <Floss> <fawks> Nessita, shooting a gun is fun, girl or not
02:00 <Floss> [08:57] <fawks> Its kinda exhilarating
02:00 <Floss> [08:57] <Nessita> They're meant for boys fawks
02:00 <Floss> [08:57] <fawks> lol
02:00 <Floss> [08:57] <fawks> O dear
02:00 <Floss> [08:57] <Nessita> :)
02:00 <Floss> [08:57] <simba> theyre meant for killers 
02:00 <Serenity> yeah we saw the convo
02:00 <Floss> serenity that about arm guns???
02:00 <simba> yes it was about arms and became guns
02:00 <fawks> She means fez
03:00 <Floss> chicks use guns its all im saying
03:00 <fawks> I need to piss
03:00 <Pyro-> pee your pants
03:00 <Pyro-> saves getting up
03:00 <beehhh> being circumsized i must seek a hire
04:00 <fawks> Already did pyro
04:00 <Pyro-> cool
04:00 <Serenity> hot
04:00 <Floss> squshy
04:00 <Pyro-> self administered golden shower
04:00 <fawks> lol
04:00 <fawks> Gross
04:00 <fawks> Today is a tea and couch sort of day 
04:00 <[Maverick]> hahahha 
04:00 <Pyro-> or beer and couch
04:00 <Fez> Itll keep ya warm
04:00 <[Maverick]> self administered water sports 
04:00 <fawks> Shame I have a fuckload of uni shit to do
04:00 <fawks> Lmao 
04:00 <Pyro-> bbq'd bacon and snag day too
04:00 <fawks> Mmm bacon 
05:00 <fawks> Omg I forgot to defrost mine 
05:00 <[Maverick]> <fawks> Mmm kevin bacon
05:00 <fawks> Lmao
05:00 <Serenity> i have a bunch of reading to do
05:00 <Serenity> but my head feels like its full of concrete
05:00 <fawks> Yup
06:00 <fawks> I have 2 lectures 4 readings videos to watch,weekly task + Discussion board task and I have to start my portfolio
06:00 <fawks> Excellent 
06:00 <fawks> And I conveniently got the flu 
06:00 <fawks> Great 
06:00 <Serenity> im ahead on lectures thank god
07:00 <Serenity> ive basically just got to read and write some more of my essay
07:00 <fawks> K I'm going to the wee wee shop
07:00 <Pyro-> pfft
08:00 <fawks> Pfft yourself I'm not gonna pee on myself 
08:00 <Fez> Sif wee
08:00 <Serenity> weeings for amatures...
08:00 <Fez> Damn straight
08:00 <Fez> I wee on guns
09:00 <Pyro-> fall in, for laughs
10:00 <Serenity> i did that once cause i didnt check to see if the seat was down
10:00 <zaleth> lol looks like the KKK (yes the 'Ku Klux Klan') pages have been censored, the kkk .com & .bz site and unaccessible
10:00 <Serenity> i tell you what that porcelain is might cold at 3am in winter
10:00 <zaleth> morning censorship
11:00 <Pyro-> heh, i bet
11:00 <zaleth> it was freezing at 5am
14:00 <Fez> Sif sit to pee
14:00 <Fez> Design flaw..
14:00 <Fez> Heh
14:00 <simba> Heh
15:00 <Serenity> i will buy myself a shewee
22:00 <mrvdv> Wassup
29:00 <Pyro-> yeah.. fooled him.. he thought nothing was happening
29:00 <Pyro-> HAH!
29:00 <druff> he got owned 
30:00 <simba> good 1
31:00 <Pyro-> we can party on now
31:00 <Blarp> lol
32:00 <druff> you broke it
33:00 <fawks> I've never understood how designers can sell leggings for $500+
33:00 <fawks> Like I know you're paying for the name but they're leggings ffs
33:00 <simba> theyre to go with 3000 dollar handbags
34:00 <simba> to put your 1000 dollar phone in
34:00 <fawks> Daniel avakian selling 100% lambskin leather leggings 
34:00 <Serenity> i dont even get paying $50 for leggings
34:00 <fawks> They look like $20 ones you can get from target 
35:00 <fawks> I recently bought Lorna Jane ones 
35:00 <fawks> They were on sale from $70 to $30
35:00 <fawks> But they're amazing quality 
36:00 <Serenity> i have a friend whos obsessed with LJ stuff
36:00 <Serenity> i wantto strangled her
36:00 <fawks> lol
36:00 <Serenity> omg its like.. all i ever wear now.. is sahhh good
36:00 <Serenity> shut. up.
36:00 <fawks> Her stuff is great, but id rather work out in something cheaper lol
36:00 <fawks> Gtfo spending $90 on leggings you're gonna sweat in
36:00 <Serenity> no shit
37:00 <druff> girls dont sweat
37:00 <Serenity> i can think of better things to spend $90 on
37:00 <simba> u go to the gym to be seen working out u need to look good
37:00 <fawks> lol
37:00 <fawks> Hate those people 
37:00 <simba> imagine if your only hobby was "gym"
37:00 <simba> like you have no other interests than your body
37:00 <Ana_Ng> i go to the gym because i'm fat
37:00 <fawks> One thing I would spend money on if I had it is all of sass and bides current range 
38:00 <fawks> Everything is so beautiful 
38:00 <fawks> lol their sale items are still $500+
38:00 <Serenity> the only thing i spend a bit of money on is my sunglasses everything else ill go the cheap route if i can
38:00 <fawks> :'( wahhh
38:00 <Nessita> Nothing wrong with going to the gym or taking care of yourself
39:00 <fawks> Where did we say something was wrong with it
39:00 <simba> im boi6
39:00 <simba> the dumb part is when it becomes your life
39:00 <Serenity> theres absolutely nothing wrong with looking after yourself
39:00 <simba> otherwise its cool
39:00 <Nessita> No just responding to simba
39:00 <Serenity> it is incredibly boring if you have nothing else interesting in your life accept your body
39:00 <simba> i said imagine if your only hobby was gym..
39:00 <Serenity> except
40:00 <Nessita> Work and gym is pretty much mine. Nothing wrong with it.
40:00 <druff> what if your a hooker, and your body is all you have
40:00 <fawks> Anyway
40:00 <simba> you probably have interests outside what you look like though surely
40:00 <fawks> http://www.sassandbide.com/designer-sale
40:00 <fawks> Yum :')
40:00 <fawks> The deep water dress hng
40:00 <Nessita> True I do
41:00 <druff> its gross looking
41:00 <simba> totes boges
41:00 <fawks> Simba look at their totes boges jumper 
41:00 <fawks> LOL
41:00 <simba> lol
41:00 <fawks> lmao
41:00 <Serenity> i just cant justify that cost for clothing
41:00 <druff> 'fashion' is so unfashionable at times
41:00 <Serenity> something my cat will probably tear up anyway
41:00 <fawks> Me either sez
41:00 <fawks> But a girl can dream
41:00 <Serenity> they are lovely tho
41:00 <simba> this t shirt owns https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luzzg7lohH1r3oufxo1_500.png
41:00 <fawks> Sass and bide is one label I would splurge on if I could 
41:00 <fawks> lol
41:00 <fawks> Terrible
42:00 <Serenity> literally everything i have on right now comes from kmart
42:00 <Serenity> oh the shame
42:00 <Serenity> cept me bra
42:00 <simba> well it is still trackies hour
42:00 <fawks> Literally everything I have on tight now is a tshirt
42:00 <fawks> Oh and me bonds socks
42:00 <Serenity> i dont have trackies on.. i have been outside today
43:00 <simba> Hot
43:00 <fawks> Sifnt wear trackies outside 
43:00 <Serenity> im not ready to do that to my kids yet
43:00 <Serenity> be the trackie mum
43:00 <fawks> :/
43:00 <druff> trackie mums rock
43:00 <fawks> Do you have crotchless trackies
43:00 <fawks> What's so bad about them lol
44:00 <fawks> Some guy outside is talking Turkish I want to become friends with him and ask him to make me a gozleme 
44:00 <Serenity> ohh fawks you have much to learn about the school mum hierarchy lol
44:00 <fawks> lol
44:00 <Serenity> omg gozleme
44:00 <fawks> I guess I just don't give a shit
44:00 <Serenity> hngngg
45:00 <Serenity> its bad enough i turn up in a hoody most days
45:00 <fawks> I'd rather be comfortable than give a shit what pretentious school mums think 
45:00 <fawks> You're there to pick up your child not run for beauty queen u stupid gangas
45:00 <druff> gotta watch out for the school kids more than the other mums
45:00 <Serenity> ^^
46:00 <fawks> Uh I was looking for rugs a couple weeks ago and some strange child walked up to me and grabbed my boob
46:00 <fawks> It was the most awkward thing I have ever experienced 
46:00 <druff> lucky!
46:00 <fawks> And the worst thing is his mum was like 
46:00 <Serenity> lol =/
46:00 <fawks> Oh god he needs to stop doing that 
46:00 <fawks> ..
46:00 <[Maverick]> was his name Darcy 
46:00 <[Maverick]> ?
46:00 <fawks> So I guess I wasn't his first victim 
46:00 <fawks> I didn't ask lol
47:00 <fawks> My cousin was laughing so hard I wanted to kick her
47:00 <druff> fawks got some
47:00 <fawks> gross he was a kid you sicko
47:00 <druff> omg
47:00 <druff> really
47:00 <fawks> omgz
47:00 <fawks> Like nowai
48:00 <druff> furealz
48:00 <fawks> swear
48:00 <fawks> Brb im about to take great joy in picking my nose 
49:00 <Serenity> shes such a sweetheart
49:00 <MrMark> we all pissed yet!!
50:00 <druff> pick a winner
58:00 <Serenity> [Maverick]
58:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10377026_307165169449629_531286900815866618_n.jpg
58:00 <Serenity> FEZZZZ
58:00 <Serenity> nver mind i see you already saw
58:00 <simba> wtf
00:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <druff> erm
03:00 <druff> they yours sezz?
03:00 <Serenity> they are not
03:00 <druff> oh
03:00 <druff> no sale then
04:00 <doctor> oh lord
05:00 <Serenity> im hoping its a fake post
05:00 <druff> same
05:00 <druff> she shouldnt have a bf imo
06:00 <johninja> what happened?
06:00 <druff> someone got a bf
06:00 <johninja> oooh
06:00 <johninja> congrats
06:00 <[Maverick]> Where is Doodle.... 
06:00 <johninja> i am newly single
06:00 <[Maverick]> he is probably fapping over Ricciardo 
06:00 <johninja> lol yeh
07:00 <druff> johns single?
07:00 <druff> wtf
07:00 <johninja> yeh
08:00 <johninja> just wasn't working out
08:00 <druff> lies
08:00 <johninja> nono
08:00 <druff> hmm
08:00 <johninja> tried to make it work after last time and the same shit keeps happening
08:00 <johninja> so meh
09:00 <druff> i thought you were gunna make tonnes of babies
09:00 <johninja> lol yeh
09:00 <johninja> so did i
09:00 <druff> :(
09:00 <johninja> its ok man
10:00 <johninja> give him a smiley
10:00 <[Maverick]> finished fapping over your bf winning the f1? 
12:00 <simba> http://instagram.com/p/o_JLTVHNdb/ i wish i was in brasil
12:00 <johninja> i predict a riot
12:00 <Doodle> no
13:00 <druff> wonder if theyll have that psychic octopuss this yr
13:00 <druff> was its name pual? i seam to remember pual the octopuss
14:00 <simba> lol
14:00 <simba> i think it died after the last cup
14:00 <johninja> lol
14:00 <simba> prob eaten
14:00 <johninja> it got like 100% eh
14:00 <druff> cunts
14:00 <johninja> thats pretty groovey
14:00 <druff> it did
14:00 <simba> the octo head of fifa fixes all 
15:00 <johninja> nike has called an investigation into the abu dabi world cup bid
15:00 <johninja> didn't know corporate sponsors could do shit like that
15:00 <johninja> guess so
16:00 <johninja> would be cool if they took it off them and gave it to us
16:00 <johninja> we spent like 70 mil on the bidding process
16:00 <druff> we were last in all that shit
16:00 <druff> we wont get it
16:00 <johninja> who the fuck wants to play soccer in the middle east in summer?
16:00 <johninja> not i
17:00 <simba> we're so fare away from hosting one
17:00 <johninja> we would be awesome hosts i think
17:00 <johninja> sydney olympics was great
17:00 <johninja> and thats possibly bigger than the WC
17:00 <simba> i guess we need 2 wait for a new perth stadium
18:00 <johninja> might as well do a joint bid with indo
18:00 <johninja> its closer than perth
18:00 <druff> or enzud
18:00 <simba> oceania wc
18:00 <johninja> oooh yeh
18:00 <johninja> lol
19:00 <johninja> we could blame NZ if things go shit
19:00 <johninja> and take the credit for it by ourselves if its good like we do with their actors and racehorses
21:00 <[Maverick]> lolol
23:00 <simba> i wonder how big their biggest stadium is
23:00 <simba> probably.. 30k ..
23:00 <simba> ok 55
24:00 <simba> looks like something youd see in italy 30 years ago
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <johninja> open bowl?
24:00 <simba> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Eden_Park_cropped.jpg
24:00 <simba> that is 1 weird thing
24:00 <johninja> i think there is one of those grounds where the all blacks have never lost
25:00 <[Maverick]> wellington oval? 
26:00 <[Maverick]> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Westpac_Trust_stadium_viewed_from_Wadestown.jpg/800px-Westpac_Trust_stadium_viewed_from_Wadestown.jpg
26:00 <[Maverick]> the caketin 
26:00 <johninja> lol wtf
26:00 <johninja> looks like a shipping yard
26:00 <simba> whoa
27:00 <simba> yea lol at the location
27:00 <[Maverick]> it's hosted the rugby world cup 
30:00 <simba> macarana looks the greatest
30:00 <simba> i like the entrance way thing http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/58/Maracan%C3%A3_2014_f.jpg
33:00 <johninja> i dunno man
33:00 <johninja> there are some awesome stadiums
33:00 <johninja> one in portugal is set in a hill
33:00 <johninja> and has a cliff on one side
33:00 <johninja> pretty nice
33:00 <johninja> another has a giant alligator
34:00 <johninja> lol@di maria
34:00 <johninja> he just won a champs league for them
34:00 <johninja> ungrateful much?
35:00 <simba> well nobody wants 2 go to totenham
36:00 <johninja> lol 
36:00 <johninja> who is their couch now?
37:00 <simba> they got spouthamton dude
37:00 <simba> pinocchio
37:00 <simba> i wish he stayed they were cool under him
37:00 <simba> lol at the p getting in 10 letters early
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <johninja> sneaky p
38:00 <simba> poor AVB and mancini are in zenit and turkey
39:00 <johninja> old turks
39:00 <johninja> AVB was a catastrophe
39:00 <johninja> the not so special one
40:00 <fawks> Take the pressure downnnnn
40:00 <fawks> Cos I can feel it
40:00 <fawks> Its rising like a stooooorm
40:00 <simba> if collingwood win today i get a perfect 9
40:00 <simba> 4 1 day i am a pashenit stinkwood man
40:00 <fawks> Omg
40:00 <fawks> I'm 7/7 so far
40:00 <johninja> they will win yeh
41:00 <johninja> playing demons
41:00 <fawks> Need the broncos to win tonight ok
41:00 <johninja> i don't think they even ply football anymore
41:00 <johninja> yeh go broncs
41:00 <simba> i want a monetry prize
41:00 <johninja> i want beyonce to suck my dick
41:00 <simba> omg no brisbane won fuck life
41:00 <fawks> I tipped Canberra first 
41:00 <simba> i knew they would
41:00 <fawks> Cos they're at home
41:00 <fawks> But then I changed it to broncos last night 
41:00 <fawks> If Canberra win I'll cry
42:00 <simba> who are canberra the raiders?
42:00 <johninja> yeh
42:00 <fawks> Oui
43:00 <johninja> i dunno if they are much good in seniors
43:00 <johninja> their kids kick ass tho
43:00 <fawks> james Spader isn't an attractive man but he's so badass in this TV show and he does this sexy lip thing that makes me tingly
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <simba> ohhh BOSTON LEGAL thats where hes from
44:00 <simba> i saw that new tv show hes in and was like Hooz He
44:00 <fawks> Oui 
44:00 <fawks> The blacklist?
44:00 <johninja> i don't know what these things are
44:00 <fawks> That's the show I'm talking about 
44:00 <fawks> I love it
44:00 <johninja> so un hip
44:00 <simba> yea i saw a bit of that 
44:00 <fawks> The camera angles were really bad in the first couple wps
44:00 <fawks> Eps
45:00 <fawks> But they're OK now
45:00 <simba> i want u to see a couple eps of peep show and c what u think
45:00 <simba> its british tho
46:00 <fawks> .
46:00 <fawks> I hate British shows :(
46:00 <simba> its not like awkward british or w/e its good
46:00 <fawks> Peep show
46:00 <johninja> what happened to british meat?
46:00 <fawks> I'll look it up
46:00 <johninja> http://www.stopmasturbationnow.org/uncategorized/actor-tracy-morgan-critically-injured-in-masturbation-related-accident/ 
46:00 <simba> he bailed still in #adelaidesa
47:00 <fawks> Idk I didn't even know he was gone until you mentions dit
47:00 <fawks> Mentioned it*
47:00 <simba> lol
47:00 <simba> i think he thought it was an unfair ban and was like fuck that
47:00 <johninja> ohh yeh
47:00 <johninja> somene explained that to me ages ago
47:00 <johninja> many cones ago
50:00 <faux> and stay out
52:00 <simba> my Ts gone cold im wonderin Y
52:00 <faux> watching the first ep of peep show
52:00 <faux> and i already want to die
53:00 <faux> maybe a tattoo on my chest
53:00 <faux> but of my face.
53:00 <simba> dying owns
53:00 <simba> lol
53:00 <simba> those 2 guys rock they wrote it
53:00 <simba> u will love jezz trust me
53:00 <simba> TRUST ME
54:00 <faux> lol women dont want your hand under their bottom
54:00 <faux> THESE ARE THE CAMERA ANGLES I HATE
54:00 <faux> like where its unsteady and follows the person
55:00 <faux> ffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
56:00 <faux> LOL
57:00 <faux> i wish i was her fuck buddy next door, we could do it through the wall
57:00 <faux> ..how thick is wall
00:00 <Mew> omg peep show
00:00 <simba> lol
00:00 <Mew> itll grow on you
00:00 <simba> british maeat showed me it
00:00 <Ana_Ng> love peep show
01:00 <Mew> great bloke
01:00 <simba> SUPERHANS
02:00 <faux> idk im 8 minutes in
02:00 <faux> and im like 
02:00 <faux> meh
03:00 <faux> i love how he says pedo though
03:00 <faux> rof
03:00 <faux> l
03:00 <faux> pee-dough
03:00 <simba> i think u gotta give it 2-3 epz
04:00 <faux> YOURE A POSH SPAZ
05:00 <Rak> hahahaha
06:00 <faux> honestly its the camera thats killing me most
06:00 <faux> i cant watch itttttttttttt
06:00 <faux> its like STOP MOVING
07:00 <simba> i think its a single camera show
07:00 <simba> as opposed to 4
07:00 <simba> is nice - borat
07:00 <Rak> try silicon valley
07:00 <faux> no i cant stand it
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <simba> its not even bad
09:00 <simba> fuck off clean shirt
11:00 <faux> lolllll
15:00 <simba> WINGARD
15:00 <Serenity> did BM get banned from here?
16:00 <simba> yea was it like last year now
16:00 <simba> i dont think it was permanent but he took it as a good excuse 2 bail cos he was one of those ones sick of "teh same shit every day"
17:00 <Serenity> ohhh ok
17:00 <Serenity> i dont even remember that
17:00 <Serenity> how strange
17:00 <simba> probably in the panda v meat saga
17:00 <Serenity> oh probably
18:00 <Serenity> actually i think i remember him getting stung by stebies autoban for saying a name
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <simba> ur right i just saw that
19:00 <simba> [16:17:14] <ZeroDistance> now i can go for a cig, that was fun.
19:00 <simba> [16:18:10] <[Maverick]> so something happening on the internet. stopped you from going for a smoke? 
19:00 <simba> [16:18:36] <xm> and the Internet IS why he NEEDS to go for a smoke
19:00 <simba> CLASSIC
20:00 <fawks> I sound like a bloke 
20:00 <fawks> Terrible
20:00 <fawks> I blame sez
22:00 <Serenity> you caught my e-cold
22:00 <fawks> lol
22:00 <fawks> Hng
22:00 <fawks> I need to go to the garage and find some beanies
23:00 <fawks> Massive ceebs
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <faux> wow
26:00 <faux> https://www.nrl.com/rd-13-plays-of-the-week/tabid/10959/contentid/648180/default.aspx
30:00 <faux> uh
30:00 <faux> thats the wrong vid
34:00 <simba> CEEBS
35:00 <simba> i need to wear a hood all the time its always cold back here
36:00 <faux> eek
36:00 <faux> gross i just coughed all over my screen
36:00 <faux> hot
38:00 <[Maverick]> lube
39:00 <simba> theres a dot on this monitor on the last line of irc so sometimes it looks like people are being a dick full stopping something but its just a smudge
40:00 <SexParlour> FUCK THAT OLD HAG THE QUEEN
40:00 <SexParlour> FUCKING OLD BAT
40:00 <SexParlour> I WISH SHE WOULD FUCKING DIE
40:00 <simba> lol
40:00 <simba> hi stevo
40:00 <simba> please remain calm
40:00 <SexParlour> HEYA
40:00 <SexParlour> k
40:00 <simba> whats wrong
40:00 <simba> did u wanna go to work today
40:00 <simba> fucking queen keeping us hard workers down
41:00 <SexParlour> no
41:00 <SexParlour> fuck no
41:00 <SexParlour> i did workl anyway
41:00 <SexParlour> i got 120 for two hours of work
41:00 <simba> nice 1
41:00 <simba> nice 120
41:00 <SexParlour> pentaly rates
42:00 <SexParlour> penalty*
43:00 <Sponge> a am programming in apple taylor swift
46:00 <simba> http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh251/CountDrawcula/Footy/MOTY_dithered_zpsd382ab3e.gif~original WINGOD
47:00 <fawks> Wingardium leviosa
49:00 <simba> he is teh magic
49:00 <simba> uh oh 
49:00 <simba> did someone turn the sexy up in here
49:00 <simba> i think a sexy lady just walked in
49:00 <simba> L!OL
51:00 <Nailedtothecross666> 10¬6_10¬
55:00 <simba> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1512654_230146960529438_6675943570623127453_n.jpg
08:00 <Fez> Hi
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmm
11:00 <stebie> hi Fez, how's the bikini?
19:00 <Picard> afternoon
20:00 <Picard> well this is fun
20:00 <doctor> enjoy the boredom
21:00 <Picard> yes i guess wehave no chance
21:00 <Picard> choice too
21:00 <Picard> oh fuck off
22:00 <Kelevra> Piss off
22:00 <Kelevra> I hate them too
22:00 <Pyro-> shit off
22:00 <Picard> i feel so much better if i poop in the shower
22:00 <Kelevra> Gross..
22:00 <Picard> its not gross
22:00 <Pyro-> toe it down the drain
23:00 <Picard> whats gross is sitting on a toilets, wiping your arse with tissue paper then using same hand to eat
23:00 <Picard> Pyro- yes
23:00 <Kelevra> Oi jess and john are back together 
23:00 <Picard> ummm no they are not.
23:00 <Kelevra> :)
23:00 <Kelevra> They areeeeeee
23:00 <Picard> unless this has happened sinse thursday :)
23:00 <Picard> he has lowered his standards to you
24:00 <Kelevra> Happened last night
24:00 <Picard> of course it did
24:00 <Kelevra> He upgraded his weight grade
24:00 <Picard> she has taste, drug fucked unemployed losers are not on her list
24:00 <Kelevra> Bitches are inlove hahaha 
25:00 <Picard> well if u are single i guess u can suck my dick now
25:00 <Kelevra> She lives with her parents 
25:00 <Picard> no she doesnt :)
25:00 <Kelevra> Lol Siff she has standards 
25:00 <Pyro-> multi generation group sex
25:00 <Kelevra> Ummm yes she does
25:00 <Picard> ummm no she doesnt
25:00 <Kelevra> John ate her out and hugged her mum in the morning 
25:00 <Kelevra> Lol
26:00 <Picard> unless this has happened sinse thursday :P
26:00 <Kelevra> Okidoki captain 
26:00 <Picard> Kelevra when are we fucking?
26:00 <Kelevra> Never
26:00 <Picard> i want to do u in every hole
26:00 <Pyro-> boom
26:00 <Picard> arse first
26:00 <Picard> then mouth
26:00 <Doodle> Kelevra when are we fucking?
27:00 <Kelevra> Errydey
27:00 <Doodle> lol
27:00 <Picard> then when im done in pissing on you
27:00 <Doodle> hawtttt
27:00 <Kelevra> <3
27:00 <Kelevra> In pissing on hey
27:00 <Kelevra> Kinky
27:00 <Picard> yes
27:00 <stebie> Picard, you're a true gentleman!
27:00 <Picard> i thought u would like that
27:00 <Kelevra> Stoobie
28:00 <Picard> stebie im just helping out a lady with a fantasy
28:00 <Kelevra> <3
28:00 <Doodle> who wants to wash my car for me
28:00 <stebie> mellamoo (no cow reference intended)
28:00 <Kelevra> I will for a gram
28:00 <Picard> i will, if u give me head
28:00 <Doodle> fkoff i'll just do it myself
28:00 <Picard> lol
28:00 <stebie> <3<3 Kelevra
28:00 <Kelevra> Lol thought so
28:00 <Picard> Kelevra u junkie
28:00 <stebie> Doodle, what, give yourself head?
28:00 <Doodle> yes
28:00 <Kelevra> Heyyy
29:00 <stebie> nice
29:00 <Picard> wish i could do that
29:00 <Doodle> me too
29:00 <stebie> same... wait, no.
29:00 <Picard> no need for bitchy women
29:00 <Kelevra> Srsly I got my ass handed to me last night 
29:00 <Picard> good
29:00 <stebie> how?
29:00 <Picard> you're a loser
29:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Beatles - I'm A Loser.mp3 (3.52MB 192kbps Stereo 2:33)
29:00 <Kelevra> Yup, expect you'd say that 
29:00 <Picard> and on that note i must leave, places to be arses to fuck. u know how it is
30:00 <Pyro-> what a fag
30:00 <Picard> Kelevra i say it how it is
30:00 <Picard> Pyro-  you assume its a guys arse
30:00 <Pyro-> arse is arse, fag
30:00 <Kelevra> Eh I needed formula and john wouldn't help out so I had to be the provider again
31:00 <Kelevra> Problem solved, he's gone
31:00 <Picard> Pyro- u have never done a chics arse?
31:00 <Kelevra> No stabbies
31:00 <stebie> johninja.. so unreliable
31:00 <Kelevra> Picard: he's the one who gets analled
31:00 <stebie> sounds like you need a real man
31:00 <Pyro-> that was only as birth control
31:00 <fawks> l
31:00 <fawks> O
31:00 <fawks> L
31:00 <stebie> like Picard
31:00 <Picard> drugs will do that to a person
32:00 <Picard> fuck off stebie, i dont want so loose rejected chic
32:00 <Kelevra> stebie: nah.. hibernation again 
32:00 <Picard> u could set her up with your brother
32:00 <Picard> some**
32:00 <Kelevra> Lol
32:00 <Picard> match made in heaven
32:00 <stebie> i wouldn't do that to Kelevra
33:00 <Picard> lol i would
33:00 <stebie> evidently :P
33:00 <Picard> im a cunt
33:00 <Picard> :P
33:00 <Kelevra> His brother has thrown himself around. I'm not interested in dickhead.
33:00 <Kelevra> S
33:00 <Doodle> aw
33:00 <Picard> yet u live with johninja lol
33:00 <fawks> rofl doodle
33:00 <Doodle> :P
33:00 <Kelevra> Nah I kicked him out
33:00 <Kelevra> Der.
33:00 <fawks> Cos he wouldn't buy your child formula lol
34:00 <Picard> gotta go bbl
34:00 <Picard> lol fawks
34:00 <Doodle> because of his repair job in the bathroom?
34:00 <stebie> cya Picard
34:00 <fawks> BUY MY BABY SHIT OR GET OUT
34:00 <Picard> more like cos he wouldnt buy last nights ice fix
34:00 <Pyro-> poor child
34:00 <Picard> dhs say the same thing
34:00 <fawks> Lol this woman is picking her wedgie 
34:00 <fawks> I wanna throw my shoe at her 
34:00 <Doodle> lol
34:00 <fawks> Stahp lady
34:00 <Doodle> lol as if anyone would let that blotchy white walrus near their arse
35:00 <stebie> what lady
35:00 <Kelevra> No cause he took my wallet while he was stoned and blew my money on iced coffee and tea and then asked me why I don't have cash for formula 
35:00 <Doodle> oh dear
35:00 <Doodle> dat iced coffee habit
35:00 <fawks> I'm at the park stebie
35:00 <stebie> lol fawks
35:00 <Kelevra> Know your shit you dirty LeB before you comment 
35:00 <stebie> i see
35:00 <fawks> I think she has worms
35:00 <stebie> any hotties there?
35:00 <fawks> Shes full digging in
35:00 <Doodle> looool
35:00 <fawks> Nah lol just me and her 
35:00 <Doodle> pics
36:00 <Doodle> of you two scissoring
36:00 <stebie> maybe she doesnt wash her butt properly
36:00 <Kelevra> .
36:00 <Pyro-> lol... the justifications...  .. 
36:00 <stebie> lol Doodle
36:00 <Doodle> ^_^
36:00 <Doodle> ok i'm going to wash the shitbox bblzzz
36:00 <fawks> If you don't have eenough money for formula after an ice coffee is bought you have issues 
37:00 <stebie> maybe he bought 8 cases of iced tea
37:00 <fawks> Lmao
37:00 <Kelevra> He spent 60 bux on the shit you feral tart.
37:00 <fawks> telekom hu
37:00 <marklar> hi
37:00 <marklar> absolutely
37:00 <stebie> hi
38:00 <marklar> early morning is here!wah
38:00 <stebie> hu r u
38:00 <fawks> Woah easy now bong breath, if the truth hurts about being a degenerate don't air your shit on irc
38:00 <Kelevra> Lol
38:00 <marklar> just awake
38:00 <stebie> he must really like iced coffee
38:00 <Kelevra> I'm a bonghead. Go back to your tea you fkn lard ass
39:00 <Kelevra> I don't smoke 
39:00 <fawks> What lol
39:00 <fawks> How is drinking tea insulting 
39:00 <fawks> LOL
39:00 <fawks> GO DRINK TEA U CUNT
39:00 <Kelevra> I make jokes about him smoking 
39:00 <Kelevra> You don't know me irl and you've never met anyone you string along 
39:00 <fawks> LOLLL
40:00 <fawks> Says she who's fucked half of irc
40:00 <stebie> ladies pls calm down and/or not abuse each other
40:00 <stebie> plzzzzzz
40:00 <fawks> Soz stibbie only cos you're lovely
40:00 <stebie> ty ^_^ ty ^_^
40:00 <Kelevra> Steve and John. Laugh it off ya crazy Bitch.
40:00 <fawks> I'll continue watching this lady pick her asshole
40:00 <Pyro-> fuck it.. let them tear each other apart..
40:00 <Pyro-> claws out bitches
41:00 <BlackDevil> that is fuckin sexy faux
41:00 <Kelevra> I'd do it irl anyday
41:00 <fawks> Yes two guys who've had their dicks in you. Are we making a list?
41:00 <Kelevra> Yes
41:00 <BlackDevil> is she the one in the store?
41:00 <fawks> I'd need a roll of paper
41:00 <stebie> which steve?
41:00 <fawks> Crackychan
41:00 <Kelevra> Unlike you.. I'm wanted
41:00 <fawks> LOL
41:00 <stebie> ohh pervert
41:00 <fawks> Oui 
41:00 <Kelevra> Fat feral 
42:00 <stebie> i like him... wherever he went
42:00 <fawks> Hes on skype
42:00 <stebie> tell him to come on here
42:00 <Kelevra> Get him on, he's a dickhead like you lol
42:00 <fawks> Why so we can have a good laugh at how much you reek
43:00 <fawks> Bit late 
43:00 <Kelevra> Aww
43:00 <stebie> fuck sake ladies... be civil
43:00 <Kelevra> That leb is feral
43:00 <Kelevra> That is all from me.
45:00 <fawks> lol
45:00 <Kelevra> Yes.. lol.
46:00 <Pyro-> it's like watching 2 downes syndrome kids slapping each other
47:00 <Pyro-> ammusing yet sad
49:00 <Kelevra> You're a fuckwit Dave.
50:00 <Pyro-> from the way you carry on, that doesn't mean a lot to me
51:00 <mr_ducati> yo yo
51:00 <mr_ducati> sup niggaz
52:00 <mr_ducati> anyone seen dizaster rap battle on youtube?
52:00 <mr_ducati> off tap.
00:00 <doctor> always shower after a poo
01:00 <dematerialised> real life advice right there
02:00 <doctor> if i can save one person from an itchy bottom i've done my job
08:00 <simba> lol
08:00 <simba> dizaster rap battles off tap bruz
10:00 <stebie> doctor is the voice of reason
13:00 <Kelevra> Dave we're not mates anymore. Eat a huge dickhead or something that Anthony has fucked. You seem to like those things.
13:00 <dematerialised> lol
13:00 <dematerialised> off the chain
16:00 <simba> wtf?
16:00 <BlackDevil> game of thrones time
16:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh
16:00 <dematerialised> yeah mines on it's way as I type
16:00 <FredFlinstone> should be good this episode
17:00 <BlackDevil> i see john snow
20:00 <faux> lmao
20:00 <faux> and stay out
20:00 <faux> feral mutt
20:00 <Mew> i ate a huge dickhead once
20:00 <Mew> it was delicious
20:00 <BlackDevil> ginger is sharpening her arrows
23:00 <BlackDevil> tarly is reading a book
26:00 <mr_ducati> lol
26:00 <mr_ducati> wow mew
26:00 <faux> internet handbras https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10303441_785967788088505_868781605833507854_n.jpg
27:00 <Mew> uh oh
27:00 <dematerialised> the one in the middle
27:00 <dematerialised> she's a bit flustered
28:00 <faux> idgi
29:00 <BlackDevil> war is about to start
30:00 <dematerialised> in 2101 AD, war was beginning
31:00 <stebie> BlackDevil, please keep us updated
31:00 <BlackDevil> i am
31:00 <BlackDevil> tarly kissed a girl
32:00 <BlackDevil> and he liked it
32:00 <stebie> lol
32:00 <stebie> ginger has nice tits
32:00 <BlackDevil> ginger does
32:00 <BlackDevil> but i dont think she will be showing them any time soon
32:00 <stebie> i want to see margaery's
33:00 <BlackDevil> she has boobies out
33:00 <stebie> i reckon margaery is the best looking
33:00 <stebie> no she doesn't... does she?
33:00 <stebie> if she does, i cannot believe i missed them
34:00 <BlackDevil> http://images.celebritymoviearchive.com/members/thumbs/sd/n/3739/NatalieDormer%40TheTudors-4-CMA_3.jpg
35:00 <BlackDevil> also this http://media.tumblr.com/1f23c09ab782d51da4851a3dfd68f52c/tumblr_inline_mjcw5kR0FA1qz4rgp.png
35:00 <BlackDevil> those are some big giants
37:00 <stebie> when's that??
37:00 <BlackDevil> no idea
39:00 <BlackDevil> lots of slashing and killing
39:00 <BlackDevil> who is winning?
39:00 <BlackDevil> find out next episode
40:00 <stebie> could be a fake pic the second
40:00 <stebie> or maybe not
41:00 <BlackDevil> google her
41:00 <stebie> http://criticaltable.com/2012/04/margaery-tyrell-renly-baratheon-nsfw/
43:00 <BlackDevil> see real ,ate
43:00 <BlackDevil> mate
45:00 <BlackDevil> i never lie about boobies
45:00 <stebie> yeah that's why i said "or maybe not" (i.e. not fake)
45:00 <stebie> yeah, you better not...!
48:00 <BlackDevil> 1v1 fight
48:00 <BlackDevil> snow still alive
49:00 <BlackDevil> tarly killed one
51:00 <BlackDevil> oh a giant was killed
53:00 <BlackDevil> snow is fighting
56:00 <BlackDevil> ginger cant shoot
57:00 <BlackDevil> now more boobies
57:00 <BlackDevil> no more boobies
00:00 <stebie> :<
00:00 <stebie> boobies
03:00 <Ana_Ng> uterine pain
04:00 <Auzzie_Hunk> sounds like fun 
06:00 <stebie> have you been falcon punched?
07:00 <Ana_Ng> somethin punched me
07:00 <stebie> what was it?
07:00 <stebie> what or who
09:00 <BlackDevil> oh episode ended
09:00 <BlackDevil> not on boobie in this episode
09:00 <milk> I got punched in the nuts
09:00 <BlackDevil> tsk
11:00 <stebie> milk, what's her name?
11:00 <milk> Stephanie
11:00 <stebie> BlackDevil, you'd think they'd at least slip a nipple
12:00 <BlackDevil> no
12:00 <stebie> not enough for you?
12:00 <stebie> don't you hate sometimes after you go to the toilet you sit down on your chair and a tiny bit of wee comes out?
12:00 <stebie> just a tiny bit
12:00 <stebie> but you know...
13:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
14:00 <Picard> damn that was good
17:00 <faux> gross stebie lol
19:00 <Picard> yeah stebie is a little gross
21:00 <mr_ducati> hey faux
21:00 <Picard> do we really care who shane warne is sticing his dick in?
21:00 <mr_ducati> check out dizaster vs arsonal
22:00 <mr_ducati> hes lebo and one of the best
22:00 <mr_ducati> youll love him.
22:00 <mr_ducati> wait till it gets to round 3
22:00 <zaleth> https://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/latest/a/24196024/man-on-motorised-esky-faces-drunk-driving-charges/
22:00 <Picard> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/national/2014/06/09/09/20/nz-woman-charged-over-meth-haul
23:00 <Picard> you guys might run low on supplies soon
30:00 <Picard> http://news.ninemsn.com.au/world/2014/06/09/13/16/woman-attacks-man-on-public-beach-for-using-drone   lying filthy slut
31:00 <SexParlour> lol
31:00 <Picard> lucky he filmed her on his phone
36:00 <SexParlour> np: [2014 - Zaba][03 - Pools.mp3]
38:00 <Picard> fuck me
38:00 <Lumeah> No
38:00 <Picard> i wouldnt do you with Matthew's cock
39:00 <Matthew> how did those mighty Tigers go last night!?
39:00 <Matthew> LOLLL
39:00 <Lumeah> Whos mat? 
39:00 <Lumeah> Ahh u
39:00 <stebie> Picard, who is shane warne dicking now?
40:00 <stebie> faux, but it happens... ._. it's kind of like LBL
41:00 <Matthew> Lesbian Basketball League
42:00 <stebie> lol
42:00 <stebie> :/
42:00 <Picard> Matthew hows Plod Watson going lol
43:00 <Picard> stebie some model bitch, he denied it and the paps got pics of him with his tongue down her throat
43:00 <Matthew> Picard, how's 15th on the ladder going lol
43:00 <Picard> Matthew what are your thoughts about taking a log in the shower?
43:00 <Matthew> 35 points UP... and LOSE BY 28
43:00 <Matthew> bahahahahaha
43:00 <Matthew> fucking rabble
43:00 <faux> stebie you should shake it off before you pack it up
43:00 <Picard> u can tell me soon when the drug cheats are down there
43:00 <faux> or wipe your knob
43:00 <faux> .
44:00 <ShadowLurker> boobs
44:00 <stebie> faux, i do, but if you shake more than 13 times.....
44:00 <faux> loll
44:00 <stebie> it can fall off
44:00 <faux> eeeeeeep
44:00 <ShadowLurker> lolol
44:00 <stebie> Picard, nice... as long as she's hot...
45:00 <Picard> yeah
45:00 <stebie> can't have him with a feral
45:00 <Picard> out of his league
45:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB8txXS2PFs
45:00 <Picard> shows how shallow a lot of women are
45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Waiting For A Star To Fall - Boy Meets Girl - HQ Video (Nov 6, 2009) 3:29 - Category: Music - 1,415,967 - 4,865 likes (97.7%), 113 dislikes (2.3%)
45:00 <Picard> fag
45:00 <British^Meat> BAM
46:00 <Prippit> Prippit
46:00 <British^Meat> ikr
46:00 <ShadowLurker> lol hi
46:00 <SexParlour> np: [Death Grips - Niggas on the Moon][06. Fuck Me Out.mp3]
46:00 <British^Meat> hey, its that guy :)
46:00 <British^Meat> i have forgiven #melbourne
46:00 <stebie> hey British^Meat
46:00 <British^Meat> And i am bacdk by popu;ar demand
46:00 <stebie> what did we do?
46:00 <British^Meat> (one dude asked me to come back)
46:00 <British^Meat> u banned me
46:00 <British^Meat> coz i did a naughty
46:00 <stebie> not me
46:00 <stebie> never
46:00 <British^Meat> its right here on my screen via my history
47:00 <Picard> where is pandis?
47:00 <stebie> no idea
47:00 <British^Meat> [16:17] <British^Meat> youre right ********, fishing IS fun
47:00 <British^Meat> [16:17] * stebie sets mode: +b *!*@ab859689.bigpond.net.au
47:00 <British^Meat> [16:17] * You were kicked by stebie (Personal info / baiting)
47:00 <British^Meat> see, there tis
47:00 <Picard> i was zlined last night for flooding a channel and i did fuck all
47:00 <stebie> lol, when was that?
48:00 <Picard> had my timer flood pissing pandis off thats all
48:00 <British^Meat> no idea mater, maybe last yr
48:00 <stebie> lol Picard, maybe that's why...
48:00 <British^Meat> yer, my griefing panda got me banned
48:00 <British^Meat> He seems soooooooooooo well loved
48:00 <stebie> British^Meat, wow that long ago
48:00 <British^Meat> it was just a lil guilty pleasure
48:00 <British^Meat> a bit like watching TmZ
48:00 <Picard> shouldnt be zlined for pm's
48:00 <stebie> lol
49:00 <stebie> Picard, sure you can
49:00 <stebie> read the MOTD for more info on rules, etc.
49:00 <Picard> ffs my wife is trying to kill me, this detox drink taste like shit
49:00 <faux> but then youll ruin Picard's irc'ing experience
49:00 <faux> he just floods panda
49:00 <faux> lol
49:00 <Picard> apple cider vineger,cinammon,honey and water
49:00 <Picard> taste like absolute shit
50:00 <Picard> if im not here tomorrow u guys who know who i am send the police, the bitch could be trying to kill me
51:00 <faux> that sounds delish
51:00 <British^Meat> Picard is a shit dick, but i do appreciate some of his work/effort
51:00 <faux> apple cidar vinegar is v good for you
51:00 <SexParlour> picard and british meat fuck each other in the pooper
52:00 <Picard> SexParlour i will if i can go arse to mouth with u
52:00 <Picard> u can suck his poop of my cock
52:00 <Picard> deal??
52:00 <British^Meat> wow
52:00 <British^Meat> how uncooth
52:00 <SexParlour> no
53:00 <Picard> awww cmon
53:00 <British^Meat> which one is SexParlour ?
53:00 <Picard> u do it with pieter
53:00 <British^Meat> i shall whois him and see if he frequents the "trouble chans"
53:00 <British^Meat> lol
53:00 <British^Meat> one channel, lame
53:00 <Picard> lol
54:00 <Picard> faux it taste disgusting
56:00 <SexParlour> picard your a fucking pedo
56:00 <SexParlour> oh look
56:00 <SexParlour> element trying to flood me again
56:00 <SexParlour> fucking douche bag
56:00 <SexParlour> np: [CD1][02-Mastodon-Divinations.mp3]
57:00 <Picard> who is this cunt
57:00 <British^Meat> oh, hi Element :P
58:00 <Picard> element isnt here
58:00 <British^Meat> lol course he is
58:00 <British^Meat> watching
58:00 <British^Meat> waiting "_
58:00 <British^Meat> He keeps griefing me coz im banned from here
58:00 <Picard> oh
59:00 <Picard> good.
00:00 <stebie> what a deck
05:00 <Prippit> Prippit
05:00 <Picard> cumstain
08:00 <British^Meat> emuls used to live in Melbourne
08:00 <British^Meat> im not sure if it was Frankston
08:00 <emuls> yes
08:00 <emuls> no
08:00 <British^Meat> but it could have been
08:00 <emuls> it bloody well wasnt
08:00 <British^Meat> did u meet eddie macguire?
08:00 <emuls> no such luck
09:00 <British^Meat> dang
09:00 <British^Meat> I met the dwarf from Housos
09:00 <British^Meat> Dwarf > Macguire
09:00 <emuls> i would say you are right
09:00 <emuls> is this place always this exciting?
10:00 <British^Meat> oh
10:00 <British^Meat> someone suggested i enjoy anal sex b4
10:00 <British^Meat> 1st time here in months
10:00 <emuls> oh
10:00 <British^Meat> so yer, it gets pretty "off tap"
10:00 <emuls> that's racy
10:00 <British^Meat> pretty edgey yer
11:00 <Serenity> heyy British^Meat is back!
12:00 <British^Meat> the meat slid back in
12:00 <British^Meat> instantly attacked
12:00 <British^Meat> like the good ole days
12:00 <emuls> hah loves to slip the meat in
13:00 <British^Meat> cant beat a meat in heat
14:00 <emuls> deep heat meat in the keep
14:00 <stebie> stop beating your meat then
18:00 <British^Meat> beat your feet with meat at heat or meet a leet elite ....... something
18:00 <British^Meat> out of eet words
18:00 <Serenity> lol who attacked you!
18:00 <Serenity> and why did you leave
18:00 <British^Meat> Serenity its a sad sad story.....
18:00 <Serenity> do i need kleenex
18:00 <Picard> its a sad sad life
19:00 <Matthew> for you... yes...
19:00 <Picard> oh the gay muppet is here
19:00 <British^Meat> u see i was griefing continuously a user by the name of PANDASDONTDRIVE and i said his last name, turnsout he had complained to an opper about this, and whence i uttered his last name i was promptly removed
19:00 <Picard> no, its a sad sad sad life for jobe watson, season overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
19:00 <British^Meat> i felt sad that i could bring a (shit cunt) user to such a point that he felt he had to do that
19:00 <Matthew> youor homophobic comments are hilarious
19:00 <Matthew> your*
19:00 <British^Meat> so i removed myself
19:00 <Serenity> oh i see
19:00 <stebie> British^Meat, no i think that's a word-based ban
19:00 <Serenity> well welcome back
20:00 <stebie> so, automatic
20:00 <Picard> British^Meat i was removed for saying his mothers first name one
20:00 <British^Meat> i have forgiven #melbourne
20:00 <British^Meat> yer
20:00 <stebie> i was asked to add it
20:00 <British^Meat> but come on
20:00 <Picard> well several times actually
20:00 <British^Meat> those are pretty randomd words
20:00 <Serenity> we are glad youre back anyway
20:00 <British^Meat> u saying u just picked em for no reason?
20:00 <stebie> and not by Pandas
20:00 <Picard> pandisisawanker is protected by ops here
20:00 <emuls> look at that
20:00 <emuls> you're all bonding of a common interest
20:00 <emuls> cute
20:00 <British^Meat> lol
20:00 <emuls> *over
20:00 <Picard> lol emuls
20:00 <British^Meat> meat bond
21:00 <stebie> Picard, you keep saying that, yet, both Serenity and i have shown you it's not the case
21:00 <stebie> so, move on
21:00 <Serenity> ^
21:00 <Picard> bullshit
21:00 <stebie> if that was the case, you and him going off at each other yesterday, i would have banned you
21:00 <stebie> did i? no
21:00 <British^Meat> its obvious that person A felt so annoyed at person B saying name A that person A had to get person B removed ewhen it was said
21:00 <Picard> u protect him more then your own brother
21:00 <stebie> so, cry about Panda somewhere else
21:00 <British^Meat> and yer Picard
21:00 <British^Meat> fark orf
22:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/7012_10152272072152808_1256317078_n.jpg
22:00 <Picard> British^Meat bite me
22:00 <British^Meat> i dont wanna dob... buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
22:00 <Matthew> Picard, stop flooding my PM or you will be Z-lined
22:00 <faux> i love this pic. i wish there was no caption. it ruins it
22:00 <British^Meat> Picard goes into other chans and griefs person B
22:00 <Picard> lol flooding?
22:00 <British^Meat> its kinda sad
22:00 <Picard> one line is not a flood lad
22:00 <Serenity> picard causes so much shit, then gets shitty because people bring it up
22:00 <stebie> Matthew, type 4/silence +Picard!*@*
22:00 <Matthew> yep. done. ty
22:00 <Picard> not at all Serenity
22:00 <stebie> no probs
22:00 <Picard> <Picard> lol @ jobeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee its overrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr <---thats a flood?
23:00 <Matthew> when you write it 50 times in a row, it is
23:00 <Serenity> whats the difference between silence and ignore again stebie
23:00 <Serenity> silence is server side?
23:00 <Picard> i guess for a person with limited iq that may be hard to understand
23:00 <stebie> Serenity, correct
23:00 <Serenity> coolio
23:00 <British^Meat> what a jobeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
23:00 <stebie> British^Meat, an essendon football player, jobe watson
23:00 <stebie> or something
23:00 <Picard> jobe watson British^Meat, his season is over
23:00 <Picard> he has a sore hip lol
23:00 <British^Meat> oh dear, poor fellow
23:00 <British^Meat> i wont laugh at him
23:00 <British^Meat> i think that sux :/
24:00 <Picard> and no drugs this season so he cannot play on
24:00 <Picard> the essendon football club are drug cheats
24:00 <Matthew> he has a torn rectum... a very serious injury that doesn't require your laughter
24:00 <Serenity> yawn
24:00 <faux> hehe Matthew as a mannequin
24:00 <faux> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10007465_10152271952347808_1609188801_n.jpg
24:00 <Picard> Matthew how torn is your rectum after a night out??
24:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
24:00 <stebie> a torn rectum?
24:00 <British^Meat> matthew, your shirt sux
24:00 <stebie> that is kind of funny
25:00 <stebie> if you're not the one with a torn rectum, anyway
25:00 <Matthew> I knew Picard would turn a torn rectum isn't some sort of gay innuendo... you can't help yourself
25:00 <Serenity> lol @ that pic
25:00 <Serenity> how do you tear your rectum playing football
25:00 <Serenity> legit q
25:00 <Picard> Serenity its not his rectum
25:00 <Picard> the faggot was just hopeful
26:00 <Matthew> you know nothing.
26:00 <Serenity> is it really necessary to call him that
26:00 <Matthew> he was tackled and he received it
26:00 <Picard> i listened to rex huny
26:00 <Picard> hunt
26:00 <Matthew> very unlucky/unfortunate
26:00 <Picard> he is soft
26:00 <Picard> weak
26:00 <Picard> no real heart
26:00 <emuls> Serenity: twas a rectus muscle
26:00 <emuls> he rect his rectus
27:00 <Matthew> oh here we go... the fat cunt behind his keyboard in the middle of nowhere having the audacity to label professional athletes "soft" & "weak" ...
27:00 <stebie> was he trying to clench?
27:00 <Matthew> does Mildura have any high structures you can jump from ASAP, Picard ?
27:00 <Matthew> do yourself a favour
27:00 <Picard> he is
27:00 <Picard> not to mention very very slow
27:00 <Serenity> i took 30 bans off. i might need to set 30 new ones
28:00 <faux> rex huny
28:00 <British^Meat> is this still about footay?
28:00 <Picard> Jobe Watson has suffered a potentially season-ending injury and will have surgery this week after scans on Monday revealed a torn tendon in his hip.
28:00 <Matthew> that is not what Brian Taylor is reporting
28:00 <Serenity> i think so British^Meat
28:00 <Picard> Watson will miss up to 10 weeks of football, meaning when Essendon miss finals, his season is effectively over
28:00 <faux> Serenity check your fb inbox, i sent you sumfink
28:00 <Matthew> it's a very politically correct for the club to advertise this injury
28:00 <Picard> brian taylor lol
28:00 <British^Meat> do Picard and Matthew always sound this old?
28:00 <emuls> lol
29:00 <emuls> the outrage!
29:00 <Matthew> Picard is old enough to be my father
29:00 <faux> I think Matthew is half Picard's age
29:00 <stebie> lol Serenity, i think you might need to
29:00 <emuls> how old is old?
29:00 <Serenity> okk looking
29:00 <Picard> if i was your father the day u came out i would have smashed you and you would now be dead
29:00 <British^Meat> Picard is like...... 50
29:00 <British^Meat> he looks like kyle gass
29:00 <Picard> im 42 cumstain
29:00 <emuls> hah that's like my dad being on irc
29:00 <simba> lmao
29:00 <British^Meat> Picard is like...... 42
29:00 <faux> omg ROFL
29:00 <simba> but way fatter than kyle gass
29:00 <emuls> 42
29:00 <emuls> ok
29:00 <faux> i just googled
29:00 <faux> twins
30:00 <Serenity> LOL
30:00 <Serenity> its ok shads is like 47
30:00 <Picard> who the fuck is kyle gass?
30:00 <emuls> lol
30:00 <Serenity> tenacious d!
30:00 <emuls> google img search that shit
30:00 <simba> stfu old man
30:00 <faux> 47 years old LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
30:00 <stebie> ahhh
30:00 <stebie> the other tenacious d guy
30:00 <stebie> lol
30:00 <British^Meat> Picard is kyle gass, with less D (snigger)
30:00 <Picard> Bombers doctor Bruce Reid said Watson had suffered an unusual amount of damage and far worse than the medical staff first thought.
30:00 <stebie> what's for dinner....
31:00 <faux> pasta
31:00 <faux> n u
31:00 <simba> hes an angrier, fatter kyle gass who has a keyboard instead of a guitar
31:00 <stebie> yum
31:00 <stebie> lol simba
31:00 <stebie> no idea faux :\
31:00 <Matthew> Picard, nobody cares. That news is 5 hours old now.
31:00 <faux> make pasta
31:00 <Picard> im having braised lamb shank, asparagus,snow peas carrot and cauliflowe
31:00 <Matthew> Your obsession with a football club isn't bordering on sad these days... it is sad.
31:00 <simba> his obsession with you is the unhealthy thing
31:00 <Picard> actually thats an hour old lad
32:00 <simba> he only follows footy through abusing you about essendon
32:00 <Matthew> I know... so, so sad
32:00 <simba> lol
32:00 <Matthew> it's his life... it's all he has
32:00 <Matthew> I should just allow him his time
32:00 <simba> he even admitted it he doesnt give a fuck about the tigers
32:00 <stebie> he's got horses
32:00 <Picard> The sooner you can sew the two ends back together, the better the healing will be, so he will go in for surgery in the next few days, he said.   <--------genius
32:00 <simba> the last time he read through a footy article this thoroughly was when dunstall kicked 11 
32:00 <Picard> simba why would i care about something i have no control over?
33:00 <simba> why did you used to follow richmond?
33:00 <simba> why did you stop caring?
33:00 <simba> cos they stopped winning?
33:00 <simba> prob
33:00 <simba> no need to answer
34:00 <FredFlinstone> that is the Richmond ethos
34:00 <Matthew> he jumps off whenever they lose... which is all the time
34:00 <Picard> used? oh you mean use?
34:00 <johninja> lol@mel
34:00 <simba> no i dont mean use lol
34:00 <simba> what
34:00 <Matthew> now Picard will try and pick shit out of simba's line to form some line of deflection
34:00 <Picard> i followed richmond sinse i was a kid
34:00 <simba> why did you use to follow richmond what
34:00 <johninja> she spent her money on beer instead of formula and is still trying to blame me
34:00 <johninja> cute
34:00 <simba> since*
34:00 <simba> so why did you stop caring about something you couldnt control
34:00 <British^Meat> simba smells like a use condom
34:00 <simba> because they stopped winning in like 88
34:00 <Picard> lol johninja, DHS would love that
34:00 <Matthew> 82*
34:00 <Picard> poor kid
35:00 <simba> he picked on my spelling because i got it in one
35:00 <British^Meat> u could say, i use a condom
35:00 <British^Meat> or, i used a condom
35:00 <Picard> i never cared about it
35:00 <British^Meat> they both mean totally different things
35:00 <johninja> just reading through all this
35:00 <johninja> wow
35:00 <johninja> she really decided to be a cunt eh
35:00 <johninja> quite butthurt
35:00 <Matthew> for somebody who claims to care so little about the sport... you care a shitload about Essendon and everything happening there
35:00 <Picard> football has never been my priority, i use to to troll Matthew who is so emotionally attached to a club he has no impact on
36:00 <Picard> it*
36:00 <emuls> well
36:00 <emuls> this all went homo pretty quickly
36:00 <British^Meat> is that like 99% of sports fans though?
36:00 <British^Meat> lol, ikr
36:00 <simba> we know Picard.. i said that 10 minutes ago
36:00 <simba> just ban Picard he is a fat ball of negativity
36:00 <Matthew> I need to repost the image
36:00 <Picard> British^Meat some get so involved you would think they are coaching the team, its rather silly
37:00 <British^Meat> im going to ignore you Picard, with my mind....
37:00 <British^Meat> it is done
37:00 <Picard> lol
37:00 <Picard> if i cannot physically control it i dont really care of the result
38:00 <Matthew> and nobody really cares about you... or your theories either...
39:00 <Picard> Matthew why are u so butthurt with me?
39:00 <Picard> im sorry i trolled you and  said u could be the first to fuck me
39:00 <Picard> its over, move on lad
39:00 <British^Meat> its like i never left....
39:00 <Matthew> you just need your middle aged obese sized ego to be pricked
39:00 <British^Meat> fuck you simba, fuck you :)
39:00 <simba> fuck u
39:00 <British^Meat> cum
40:00 <Picard> fuck u
40:00 <simba> its only bad when Picard is around 
40:00 <Picard> says the guy obsessed with me its all he talks about
40:00 <British^Meat> :) this guy
40:00 <simba> Yep.
40:00 <emuls> why dont you just pash
40:00 <Picard> simba i cannot deny that, u came back in and started on me 
40:00 <simba> i dont do british men
41:00 <Picard> u***
41:00 <emuls> way too much unresolved sexual tension
41:00 <Picard> fuken typo
41:00 <Matthew> that's a shame, simba
41:00 <British^Meat> beagle
41:00 <simba> lololol
41:00 <Picard> emuls i had sex about 2 hours ago, im good
41:00 <Matthew> your hand doesn't count, cock breath
41:00 <Picard> wasnt my hand, faggot
41:00 <simba> Lᴇɢᴀʟɪᴢᴇ Gᴀʏ Wᴇᴇᴅʟᴇ
42:00 <Picard> how many cocks did u suck in the etihad toilets this weekend?
42:00 <Matthew> we played in Sydney... so none
42:00 <simba> i went to the etihad anyway
42:00 <simba> sucked 6
42:00 <Serenity> picard why are you so obsessed with dicks
42:00 <Picard> i bet u went to the bulldogs game
42:00 <simba> people still go
42:00 <emuls> Picard: how much did it cost?
42:00 <Picard> it was free
42:00 <emuls> i'm interested
42:00 <emuls> for a friend
42:00 <Picard> free
43:00 <Picard> he doesnt charge me :P
43:00 <emuls> HO HO HO
43:00 <Matthew> Picard's head resembles an 85 year old wrinkled penis so it's no surprise he always expresses such a fondness for them
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <Picard> Matthew i cannot argue with that as ive never seen an 85yo penis. im sure u have sucked many
43:00 <Matthew> yep... every weekend in the Etihad disabled toilets...
44:00 <Matthew> how did you know!?
44:00 <Picard> just a hunch
44:00 <Serenity> whats wrong with scuking dong
44:00 <Picard> nothing 
44:00 <Picard> just so long as its not 85yos
44:00 <Serenity> hey 85 year olds need love too
44:00 <Matthew> Picard has begged me in PM to meet him at some scummy budget Melbourne motel to suck his... no deal
45:00 <fawks> hot
45:00 <Picard> lmfao @ budget motel
45:00 <Picard> Crown my little friend is not budget
45:00 <Matthew> don't try and impress others by falsely bragging you stay there
45:00 <Picard> out of your budget, yes i guess so
45:00 <Picard> nothing false about it lad
46:00 <Picard> stayed there last week when i was in melbourne
46:00 <Matthew> was the Travelodge out of rooms?
46:00 <Picard> no idea 
46:00 <simba> Picard is plus size 
46:00 <Picard> Matthew unlike u i have worked for what i have, not had it handed to my from mummy
46:00 <Matthew> oh yes... here we go... you love bringing this up, don't you?
46:00 <Serenity> oh i just remembered why i banned Matthew in the first place
46:00 <Picard> i would of said daddy but he has nothing to do with you as you being a faggot disgusts him
47:00 <simba> his brain to body size is described as 'dinosaur'
47:00 <Picard> lol simbis
47:00 <Serenity> how did you end up going talking to my work Matthew
47:00 <Matthew> you were unavailable!
47:00 <Picard> lol he threatened you with that Serenity?
47:00 <Serenity> yeah
47:00 <Matthew> why would I do that... seriously...
47:00 <Matthew> talk about delusional
47:00 <faux> lol.
47:00 <Picard> he constantly tell me i have been reported to the authorities
48:00 <Matthew> when was this, Picard... go on...
48:00 <Serenity> you said it not me
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <Matthew> besides... don't you actually need to work in the first place for me to attempt to ring an employer?
48:00 <Picard> by authorities he means the gay protective services officer he sucks off at flinders st station
48:00 <Matthew> what a contradiction!
48:00 <simba> shots fired
49:00 <faux> <Picard> Matthew sucks dick 4 milkshakes
49:00 <simba> Picard vs Matthew who wants 2 get banned first
49:00 <Serenity> taking bets
49:00 <Serenity> all payments can be sent to my paypal
49:00 <Matthew> it will be... because Serenity is a dumb cunt
49:00 <Matthew> me*
49:00 <Picard-cooking> bbl kiddies
49:00 <Picard-cooking> luv ya matty poo
49:00 <Serenity> i did you a favour by unbanning you Matthew i didnt have to
49:00 <British^Meat> hmmmmm they both have form for being banned
49:00 <Serenity> so fucking calm down you dickhead
49:00 <British^Meat> the odds would be close
50:00 <Picard-cooking> he will never learn
50:00 <Picard-cooking> bye
50:00 <Matthew> what favour? you hate me
50:00 <simba> Picard-cooking is opening four cans of heins beans for the family tonight
50:00 <simba> what a gentlemen
50:00 <Serenity> id have to care about you to hate you
50:00 <faux> irc paranoia
50:00 <Matthew> that's fine... online ban threats have zero relevance to me
50:00 <Serenity> do you genuinely hate people on irc?
50:00 <simba> i hate Crip
50:00 <Matthew> the person who told me I was unbanned & I had our own little discussion about how long the 'unban' situation would last
51:00 <Picard-cooking> <Matthew> that's fine... online ban threats have zero relevance to me   <---is that y u cry like a bitch???
51:00 <Serenity> no one told you you were unbanned
51:00 <Serenity> cause no one knew about it
51:00 <Serenity> so stop making things up
51:00 <Matthew> oh yes they did!
51:00 <simba> andrews family is going hungry because he's still fixated on Matthew
51:00 <simba> this is absurd
51:00 <Serenity> no they didnt
51:00 <Matthew> there they are... on the list >>>>>>>>>>>>
51:00 <johninja> lol simba
51:00 <Fez> Chanop knew hey
51:00 <Picard-cooking> the lamb shanks are doing fine in the over simba
51:00 <Fez> She told u
51:00 <simba> heins beans*
51:00 <Matthew> "Serenity just unbanned a whole load of people... take a look and see if you can get back in"
52:00 <British^Meat> :)
52:00 <British^Meat> SPIES
52:00 <simba> the spy who banned me
52:00 <Serenity> lol he literally just saw me type that
52:00 <Fez> So might not of been u
52:00 <British^Meat> the spies do titter so
52:00 <Fez> Interesting
52:00 <simba> austnet powers
52:00 <simba> YES
52:00 <Matthew> it's all same have, unfortunately
52:00 <Matthew> some*
53:00 <simba> Matthew can i ask you a personal question
53:00 <Matthew> if banning me gives them a sense of power/pride/achievement in their otherwise dull day, then fine...
53:00 <simba> which member of one direction would you most like to blow and why
53:00 <Matthew> hmm... I like Niall
53:00 <Serenity> why are you pissing on about bans
53:00 <Matthew> Louis a close second
53:00 <Serenity> i didnt bring it up
54:00 <Matthew> [17:46:53] <@Serenity> oh i just remembered why i banned Matthew in the first place
54:00 <Matthew> of course you didn't...
54:00 <Matthew> anyway...
54:00 <Serenity> yes because someone asked why you moron
54:00 <Serenity> it wasnt saying im going to ban you again
54:00 <Serenity> and then you denied it happened anyway so who cares
54:00 <Matthew> I thought it was a threat...
55:00 <faux> let it gooooooooooo
55:00 <faux> let it goooooooooooo
55:00 <Serenity> i dont threaten you should know this
55:00 <Matthew> they usually start that way
55:00 <Serenity> if i want you out ill ban you.
55:00 <simba> i read it like that 2
55:00 <Fez> Serenity aint a normal girl
55:00 <Matthew> simba, who do you like from One Direction ?
55:00 <Fez> She knows how to change a head gaskwt in a bikini
55:00 <British^Meat> and you let her gaww
55:00 <Serenity> LOL fez
55:00 <simba> none of them!!!
56:00 <Fez> ;)
56:00 <stebie> i like Fez
56:00 <Serenity> i still would prefer stebie in a bikini
56:00 <Matthew> I must tell you... my fascination with Zac Efron has totally died in the arse since the last time we spoke
56:00 <stebie> fuck off
56:00 <Matthew> the drug 'rumours' have made him extremely unattractive now
57:00 <simba> lol
57:00 <simba> every1 loves drugz
57:00 <Matthew> I like clean, good boys
57:00 <Matthew> cheeky but good.
57:00 <Matthew> drugs = NO.
57:00 <British^Meat> like richie cunningham
57:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10417671_10152141876205205_3647641429735969075_n.jpg
57:00 <simba> but its okay if they drink drugs right
57:00 <Fez> Wonder if sezz can wash her own back
57:00 <simba> would that make mushroom tea ok?
57:00 <Serenity> you what
57:00 <zaim> !ping
58:00 <Matthew> I'm off the booze anyway... have been for 3 months
58:00 <simba> u need 2 read that Serenity :iceburn:
58:00 <Matthew> might have a drink for my birthday next week but that's it
58:00 <simba> were going to have a big party here in #melbourne for you to celebrate
58:00 <simba> and stebie will be heading the drinking
58:00 <simba> wont you stebie
58:00 <Matthew> it's not a milestone birthday
59:00 <simba> every one is
59:00 <Serenity> simba your name is in the dedication
59:00 <Serenity> 'simba from austent'
59:00 <simba> is that good
59:00 <stebie> damn straight
59:00 <Matthew> in fact... if you could pick a birthday year that is less of a milestone then this would be it
59:00 <Serenity> m... austnet..
59:00 <stebie> let's do this
59:00 <simba> simba from aus tents
59:00 <simba> tent supplier
01:00 <Matthew> Ray's Tent City
02:00 <Serenity> woteva m8
02:00 <Matthew> oh yes!!! it's Monday night... I thought it was Sunday for a moment
02:00 <Matthew> Neighbours is on <3
02:00 <Fez> <5 
02:00 <Fez> Thats more than <3
03:00 <Matthew> do you watch it, Fez? or are you being sarcastic?
04:00 <stebie> H&A > Neighbours
04:00 <Fez> I do
04:00 <Fez> Not often
04:00 <Fez> But rarely
05:00 <Fez> Kate died
05:00 <stebie> did she? how?
05:00 <Fez> And that lil alciholic cunt
05:00 <stebie> kate was kind of cute
05:00 <Matthew> what do you think of Sheila's daughter, Naomi ?
05:00 <Matthew> I'm not a fan.
05:00 <Fez> He was cool for a change
05:00 <Fez> Youre a fan of the show.. u like everyone
06:00 <crash> where did the weekend go Nikky`?
06:00 <Nikky`> I know right crash
06:00 <Nikky`> Lets be rebels and call in sick tomorrowq
06:00 <Nikky`> -q
06:00 <crash> haha thats a good idea
06:00 <Nikky`> If only I didn't have Fri off
07:00 <Nikky`> And now have Fri, Mon and Tues work to do
07:00 <crash> yeah gonna be busy then
07:00 <Fez> U quittin?
08:00 <Nikky`> That it is :/
08:00 <Nikky`> No
08:00 <Fez> Ok
11:00 <Nikky`> I still have smidge under 2 years to go
12:00 <Fez> Oh cool
13:00 <Nikky`> till 10 years..then probably count down another 10 years haha
13:00 <Fez> Impressive
19:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
21:00 <Matthew> the way you look tonighttttttttttttt...
22:00 <TheRiddler> time to watch game of thrones
23:00 <Rak> smoke a cone first
23:00 <Nikky`> No No
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> hello
26:00 <TheRiddler> I dont do drugs
27:00 <Rak> well you have something awesome to look forward to anyway :)
27:00 <Fez>    Drink coffee
28:00 <TheRiddler> it's too late in the day for coffee
28:00 <zaim> or too early in the night?
28:00 <Fez> U drink it?
29:00 <simba> 420
29:00 <Fez> 630
30:00 <Fez> 430 in perth
31:00 <Nikky`> It is too late for coffee
32:00 <TheRiddler> microsoft press conference tonight
32:00 <TheRiddler> e3
33:00 <TheRiddler> sony too
34:00 <TheRiddler> rather sony's is tomorrow morning
35:00 <TheRiddler> xbox is 2am
35:00 <TheRiddler> aest
35:00 <simba> i thought ninty was 2am aus 
35:00 <simba> im watching dat
35:00 <TheRiddler> no that's 1.30am  tomorrow
35:00 <TheRiddler> or rather wednesday morning
36:00 <TheRiddler> sony's is 10.30am tomorrow morning
36:00 <simba> oh good
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> too many baked beans 
37:00 <British^Meat> DOES HE MEAN 2MORO ALIKE TUESDAY?
37:00 <simba> gayest nick ive ever seen
37:00 <simba> [sA3m0n]
37:00 <British^Meat> DOES HE MEAN IN 7 HOURS TIME?
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> ive become more hip
37:00 <simba> you and Picard get to know each other
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> this would be my number plate if i havd a car
37:00 <simba> talk abuut WWE
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> Picard is a fan of wrestling?
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> `seen Bastardly_One
42:00 <emuls> right
42:00 <emuls> what have i missed
44:00 <Picard> what did i miss
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> so today is public holiday eh
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> queens birthday?
44:00 <Picard>  Picard-cooking is now known as Picard
44:00 <Picard> <[sA3m0n]> ive become more hip
44:00 <Picard> <simba> you and Picard get to know each other
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> fuck that shit
44:00 <Picard> obsessed much simba??
45:00 <Picard>  Picard-cooking is now known as Picard
45:00 <Picard> <[sA3m0n]> ive become more hip
45:00 <Picard> <simba> you and Picard get to know each other
45:00 <Picard> oops
47:00 <British^Meat> Victoria, on behalf of saouth australia, i want to apologise for these 2
47:00 <British^Meat> we arent all like that
47:00 <British^Meat> honest
48:00 <Picard> lol
48:00 <Picard> im in victoria i moron
48:00 <British^Meat> lol
48:00 <British^Meat> You used to be in SA though yer?
49:00 <Picard> never
49:00 <Picard> ever
49:00 <British^Meat> Phew
49:00 <fawks> imoron
49:00 <British^Meat> my mistake
49:00 <British^Meat> i mistake, i moron
49:00 <Picard> lol
49:00 <Picard> get fuckedf
49:00 <Picard> u*****
49:00 <Picard> uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
49:00 <British^Meat> why'd you come into #adelaidesa looking for poontang then?
49:00 <fawks> Help I had sex with this girl and I accidentally peed inside her and now she won't talk to me
49:00 <Picard> lolllllllllllllll
50:00 <Picard> i do?
50:00 <British^Meat> no
50:00 <British^Meat> did
50:00 <fawks> OK my dinner is finally warm
50:00 <fawks> Byr
50:00 <Picard> i did?
50:00 <British^Meat> yes
50:00 <Picard> logs?
50:00 <British^Meat> negativeon the logs
50:00 <Picard> false then
50:00 <Picard> dont recall it
50:00 <British^Meat> :)
50:00 <British^Meat> convenient
51:00 <Rak> did you pee inside her by accident or on purpose?
51:00 <British^Meat> saying dont recall means u dont remember
51:00 <British^Meat> which means there is no definate "didnt happen"
51:00 <British^Meat> ammiright?
51:00 <Picard> didnt happen
51:00 <British^Meat> nup
51:00 <British^Meat> too late
51:00 <Picard> ok
52:00 <Picard> #cats unable to join channel (address is banned)
52:00 <Picard> lol
52:00 <Serenity> is gaywolf banning people again
53:00 <Picard> who uses icloud
53:00 <Picard> nuh i flooded them
53:00 <Serenity> tsk tsk
53:00 <Picard> its an autoban
53:00 <simba> hehehehe gaywolf
53:00 <Picard> ffs 9 french open titles is amazing
53:00 <simba> what a manchild
53:00 <Fez> Smart peiple
54:00 <Fez> People
54:00 <[sA3m0n]> sikunt
55:00 <British^Meat> "muslims want western world you young people why do we older people have to die for you ? do you really want a war or just peace ? do you decide or tell them? why do you wait longer than us ? do you think we know better ? I am unsure, make a word, please" - beagle, 2014
55:00 <Picard> wtf
56:00 <Serenity> is that off his fb? lol
56:00 <Picard> who?
57:00 <British^Meat> indeed
57:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> ..it was quoted
57:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> lol
57:00 <Serenity> bill gates wants America to take over with muslims Australia , how you young people feel now ? Australia is the only place on earth with any money , okay ? we are astronomically rich. but why do we want even those people have it ? tell us ? - beagle
57:00 <Picard> issues
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> say what youu will about beagle, but the man sure has a good volume of hair for a bloke his age
58:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> disturbed
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> no obvious signs of receding yet
58:00 <Serenity> his hair is revolting
58:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> yeh his hair is pretty impressive if he washed it ocassionaly
58:00 <Serenity> greasy gross shit
58:00 <British^Meat> "I do deny it. young people like you and me are to blame for love." beagle 2014
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> most blokes begin to recede in their mid 20s
58:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> thats actually quite cool
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> beagle is like mid 30s
58:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> i like it
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> and still chock full head of hair
58:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> a beagleism
59:00 <British^Meat> saemon said to me he doesnt have facebook
59:00 <brettingham1> jobe watson is out for the season LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL @ Essendope
59:00 <Serenity> 30 isnt old you spastic
59:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> saemon said
59:00 <Serenity> saemons a troll
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> i know 30 isnt old
59:00 <Picard> its ok
59:00 <partay> pictard is old 
59:00 <British^Meat> i really really really really really want [sA3m0n]'s facebook
59:00 <Matthew> brettingham1 has a bigger obsession with Essendon (a team he doesn't even barrack for) than Picard... quite astonishing
59:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> ...
59:00 <Serenity> ok shut up
00:00 <Serenity> no one cares about football
00:00 <Matthew> UP ARROW and ENTER
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> British^Meat thats impossible
00:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> why though
00:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> why....
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> simpyl because i have not created a facebook account
00:00 <Serenity> bullshit
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> why would i have a facebook account when i have no friends to add?
00:00 <partay> [sA3m0n] or you have no friends 
00:00 <partay> snap
00:00 <British^Meat> R U B B I S H
00:00 <brettingham1> ESSENDOPE ARE PATHETIC WITHOUT THEIR DOPE
00:00 <brettingham1> lollllllllllllllllllllllll
00:00 <Serenity> brettingham1 shut up
00:00 <brettingham1> bottom 6 team
01:00 <British^Meat> which one is brettingham1 again?
01:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> take it to #AFLCHATE
01:00 <Matthew> good time to whip out a ban on this oxygen thief
01:00 <Serenity> no idea
01:00 <brettingham1> no draft picks either
01:00 <Serenity> 2 fucking days and im sick of the footy already
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> since when was Matthew allowed back in here?
01:00 <Serenity> since mind your fucking business
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> ok sorry
02:00 <British^Meat> show some respect for warriors death [sA3m0n] u worm
02:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> i like short shorts
02:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> blaze it~
02:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> also...
02:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> welcome back British^Meat
02:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> i missed you
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> British^Meat i dont give a shit about YOUR queens birthday today
02:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> it is i john of the ninjas
02:00 <British^Meat> wait
02:00 <British^Meat> u address me
02:00 <British^Meat> are you one?
02:00 <British^Meat> which one?
02:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> perhaps
03:00 <British^Meat> im paranoid
03:00 <British^Meat> you're one
03:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> i am johninja
03:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> the real johninja
03:00 <British^Meat> ahhh that guy
03:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> all the other johninjas are just imitating
03:00 <British^Meat> yes, i return
03:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> yeh man
03:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> its awesome
03:00 <British^Meat> and thank ye
03:00 <British^Meat> may you accept my extension
03:00 <British^Meat> recipricate
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> reciprocate*
05:00 <British^Meat> yer i thought there was an O in there somewhere
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> yeah*
05:00 <British^Meat> but i didnt make an extention to you
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> I*
06:00 <British^Meat> i dont know if i can accept your address
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> didn't*
06:00 <British^Meat> this guy :)
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> go back to year 5 mate
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> jesus h christ
06:00 <British^Meat> how wude
08:00 <British^Meat>  <[sA3m0n]> British^Meat i dont give a shit about YOUR queens birthday today
08:00 <British^Meat> went to work today did ya?
09:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=majFrn3j1Co
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fine Young Cannibals - She Drives Me Crazy (Oct 29, 2010) 3:37 - Category: Music - 570,860 - 2,318 likes (97.7%), 55 dislikes (2.3%)
09:00 <Serenity> British^Meat he'd have to have a job to go to
10:00 <British^Meat> indeed
10:00 <British^Meat> [sA3m0n] i know your condition probably hampers you from specific work but there raelly are some graet organisations out there that cater for you guys
10:00 <milk> .... Police sniper blew his balls off....
11:00 <Serenity> he hasnt got a condition
11:00 <Serenity> you know this yeah
11:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> mmmm
11:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> god did make the little green apples
11:00 <British^Meat> surely he has aspergers
11:00 <British^Meat> down syndrome?
11:00 <British^Meat> spastification?
11:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> bi polar and add
11:00 <Mew> an invisible retardation
11:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> and mild schizophrenia
12:00 <Serenity> trollus militis
12:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> lol
12:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> i don't even know who we are talking about tbh
12:00 <Picard> who?
12:00 <Serenity> saemon
12:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> most users have the sme conditions
12:00 <Aphox> Commander
13:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> lol
13:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> beam me up~
13:00 <Picard> oh
13:00 <Picard> he is mostly normal
13:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> Picard have you ever tried drugs?
14:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> experemented?
14:00 <Picard> no
14:00 <British^Meat> lol
14:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> you would hve grown up in the 70s yeh?>
14:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> ah ok
14:00 <British^Meat> surely u took some lsd in the 50's
14:00 <faux> rofl 50s
14:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> i like the old cars
14:00 <partay> lol
14:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> had a 78 fairlane, 73 fairlane, 78 fairmont
14:00 <partay> faux 0-0
14:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> 84 f100
15:00 <faux> how many mins in
15:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> 84ish panel van
15:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> all fords lol
15:00 <partay> 12
15:00 <faux> oh
15:00 <faux> lol
15:00 <faux> still early
15:00 <Picard> 71 gt 
15:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> mm
15:00 <faux> i need broncs  to win to get 8/8
15:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> V8s rock
15:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> had to carry a 200 litre container of fuel in the f truck to :/
15:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> 351
15:00 <faux> the fuck  truck
15:00 <Picard> lol
15:00 <Picard> i had a f350
15:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> woah
16:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> massive
16:00 <Picard> on gas
16:00 <Aphox> I used to have a cheeky valiant hearse as my daily, it had a button clutch and was great to commute with
16:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> what did you carry on it?
16:00 <Picard> my wife
16:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> nice Aphox
16:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> haha
16:00 <Picard> lol
16:00 <Aphox> it got old quickly
17:00 <Aphox> mounting mcdonalds drivethrough cement curbs as you ease it out
17:00 <Picard> i was going to restore her but sold it instead
17:00 <Picard> nothing sounds as good as a 351 clevo
17:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> depends on the exhaust a lot
17:00 <Picard> yeah
17:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> had twins on my 8
18:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> was rad
18:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> extractors on the panno
18:00 <partay> my first car was a HT monaro 
18:00 <Picard> this had nothing special and just the tump pf the v8 sounded mean
18:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> the 78 fairlane only had a 302 but 4 barrell
18:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> was speed limited at 180
18:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> lol
18:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> would get it up there and the dash started to shake
18:00 <Picard> lol
18:00 <faux> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10171249_747885938574999_247384469452954249_n.jpg?oh=23c975b44cc5f4eec516b1bfb36c6d79&oe=542BC72E
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> ohgod
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> the voice kids
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> shoot me now
19:00 <faux> oh god, you
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> liek anything is gona come from it
19:00 <partay> lol faux
19:00 <Picard> the old F truck didnt have power steering
19:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> lol
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> once they hit puberty their voice changes
19:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> thats how you get strong
19:00 <Picard> how can that bitch who was in Hi5 be on the voice?
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> and then they are gona end up like all other child stars do
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> O'D in the bathtub
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> with a syring stickin out their arm
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> Picard thats unfair advantage
20:00 <Picard> yes
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> shes already got show business and singing experience
21:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> yes
21:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> i wonder what stoned Picard would be like>
21:00 <Picard> lol
21:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> probably laugh a lot
21:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> and get munchies
21:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> lol
21:00 <British^Meat> he'd go gay
22:00 <British^Meat> for sure
22:00 <Picard> hahaha
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> is that show house husbands any good?
22:00 <Picard> no idea
22:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> stoned love is quite good
22:00 <Picard> my life likes it so id say its shit
23:00 <Picard> wife**
23:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> hi cooper
23:00 <Picard> ffs i cant type\
23:00 <couleurs> hi IcedPaddlePop
23:00 <faux> g
23:00 <faux> oops
24:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> who is going to win the world coupe?
24:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> i reckon argies or brazil or germans
24:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> one of those
24:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> aussies will not get a single point
24:00 <Picard> does anyone in australia care?
24:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> got a shit draw
25:00 <couleurs> idk
25:00 <Picard> soccer fans are crazy
25:00 <partay> faux brisbane 4-0 ktc out wide
25:00 <faux> YES
25:00 <faux> yesssssssss
25:00 <partay> wtf
25:00 <partay> did u change your tip
25:00 <couleurs> argentina/brasil/germany/portugal/uruguay 
25:00 <couleurs> 1 of them
25:00 <couleurs> + netherlends
26:00 <faux> yeah
26:00 <faux> i did
26:00 <partay> pussy
26:00 <faux> eat me
26:00 <faux> im at 7/7 ok i wasnt gonna tip canbera based on a FEELING
26:00 <partay> i bet canberra win now 
26:00 <faux> but idk
26:00 <faux> theyll prob win now
26:00 <faux> yeah i know
26:00 <faux> lol
26:00 <partay> 6-0
27:00 <faux> woo
27:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> lol@ ur a gay
27:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> portugal would be cool as messi or ronaldo need to win a world cup or its wierd
27:00 <partay> as long as uragay dont win
28:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> potentialy the two greatest players ever with no world cup wins
28:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> maradonna has like 2
28:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> pele like 2-3
28:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> they will become cruijffs
29:00 <couleurs> who's maradonna and pele
29:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> some dudes
30:00 <IcedCoffeePimp> one is black and arrogant, the other is an outrageous cokehead
30:00 <faux> PEPPAY LE PEYEW
30:00 <zaleth> no u
30:00 <couleurs> 1 is a coke head and 1 is erectile disfunct woww their superstars
31:00 <couleurs> both dickhaeds
31:00 <couleurs> who cares
31:00 <couleurs> big eares
32:00 <Picard> House Rules 
32:00 <faux> OMG
32:00 <faux> you ust reminde me ty
32:00 <faux> just reminded*
33:00 <Picard> wat?
33:00 <faux> about house rules
33:00 <partay> 10-0
33:00 <Picard> who do u like?
33:00 <faux> maddi and lloyd
33:00 <faux> and adam and lisa
33:00 <Picard>  You were kicked from #skrn by ChanOP ((Matthew) You are banned)
34:00 <faux> lol skrn
34:00 <Picard> Lisa is gorjusssssssssssss
34:00 <faux> lol shes so finny
34:00 <faux> "i dont know how doors work"
34:00 <Picard> lol
34:00 <Picard> real blonde
34:00 <faux> "i used to play baseball" ... "how is that like demolition" .. " cos i can swing an axe"
34:00 <faux> lolllllllllll
35:00 <Picard> they are all winnners really, they get fucked up houses renovated
35:00 <fawks> OK on couch 
35:00 <Picard> naked?
35:00 <fawks> Bomber and mels house was gross
35:00 <fawks> No I'm sick and I have leather lounges 
36:00 <fawks> Theyre freezing 
36:00 <Picard> awww poor fawks
37:00 <couleurs> i got peanuts
38:00 <Picard> lol i read that as i got penus
38:00 <Picard> penis*
38:00 <couleurs> yer u wood
38:00 <partay> pictard why is faux hair now falling out after you touched her ?
38:00 <Picard> its not
38:00 <partay> ewwwww
38:00 <Picard> fawks and i have a relationship :P
38:00 <Picard> we understand each other
39:00 <partay> she is revolted by you 
39:00 <fawks> Fuck I hate brooke
39:00 <Picard> ohhhh pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
39:00 <Picard> she that cunt from tassie?
39:00 <fawks> Yeah
39:00 <fawks> Fuck
39:00 <Picard> i hate her 
39:00 <fawks> Same
39:00 <fawks> Shes an asshole
40:00 <couleurs> me 2
40:00 <Picard> such a bitch
40:00 <Picard> and they are fucking useless at renovating
40:00 <fawks> There's no way they finish everything in an hour 
40:00 <fawks> They ttotally give em more time 
40:00 <partay> lol
40:00 <Picard> yeah
41:00 <fawks> Why can't maddi and Lloyd use their splash back 
41:00 <Picard> brooke scored the others so low it was embarrasing
41:00 <fawks> I KNOw
41:00 <fawks> Stupid Cunt 
41:00 <Picard> punch her in the face
41:00 <couleurs> punch them all in the face
41:00 <Picard> noooooo
41:00 <Picard> not lisa
42:00 <fawks> What happeneddddd
42:00 <fawks> Why am i behind 
42:00 <fawks> lol
42:00 <Picard> was tqalking to couleurs
42:00 <fawks> Adam is carryinf shit in now
42:00 <Picard> lisa reminds me a little of delta
42:00 <fawks> oh
43:00 <fawks> Yum I'd do adam 
43:00 <fawks> Or lloyd
43:00 <fawks> Or both.
43:00 <couleurs> wait what are we watching quick channel pls Pieter
43:00 <Picard> atr the same time?
43:00 <stebie> spit roast
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <Picard> fawks would love it
44:00 <FredFlinstone> has the topic improved?
44:00 <fawks> House rules
44:00 <fawks> Chan 7
44:00 <Picard> FredFlinstone yes
44:00 <stebie> FredFlinstone, no
44:00 <Picard> house rules
44:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
44:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
44:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe I go again?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
44:00 <Picard> stebie is a party pooper
44:00 <fawks> K bye
44:00 <FredFlinstone> fawks
44:00 <FredFlinstone> you not nice
45:00 <Picard> bye FredFlinstone
45:00 <FredFlinstone> bi
45:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
45:00 <fawks> u not spell
45:00 <fawks> Awww maddi
46:00 <Picard> im sure u would take it in the arse
46:00 <TheRiddler> I got 8 tips correct
46:00 <FredFlinstone> and yu are literate?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> oh my
46:00 <fawks> yu
46:00 <FredFlinstone> I am
46:00 <Picard> ewe
46:00 <TheRiddler> best round thus far for me this year
46:00 <Aphox> I once got 29 tips correct
46:00 <fawks> I love carols  salad bowl sink 
46:00 <Picard> its hideous
46:00 <Aphox> The joke walks at midnight. The west points south for a windy rooster
47:00 <Picard> i need to pee
47:00 <zaim> same
47:00 <stebie> Picard, don't forget to shake
47:00 <zaleth> well take a piss then
47:00 <fawks> Loll
47:00 <zaim> sup qt
47:00 <Aphox> Sit down and pee like a real man
47:00 <zaim> how was ur long w/e
47:00 <stebie> nm u ;x
47:00 <zaleth> lol
47:00 <zaim> Aphox, thats how i pee
47:00 <Aphox> it is far neater
47:00 <Aphox> more efficient
47:00 <Aphox> far manlier
47:00 <zaleth> meh, i find a post and lift my leg
47:00 <zaim> very
47:00 <zaim> its actualloy healthier 
48:00 <stebie> bugger that
48:00 <stebie> +1 zaleth
48:00 <Aphox> on the flip side, how are you supposed to mark your territory
48:00 <Aphox> like women, you have to pee on toilets to show dominance
48:00 <zaleth> haha
49:00 <Johnny> what's happening in here tonight
49:00 <Aphox> urination
49:00 <Picard> back
49:00 <Picard> feels better
49:00 <zaleth> golden showers
49:00 <Picard> i did shake, i also wiped
49:00 <Aphox> was there a steady un-interrupted stream?
49:00 <Picard> Aphox yes
50:00 <Aphox> splendid
50:00 <Aphox> prostate health needs more awareness
50:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
50:00 <Picard> Aphox i have had something called prostatitis
50:00 <stebie> damn
50:00 <Picard> makes u piss a lot\
50:00 <stebie> not enough access
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
51:00 <JoeJoeZap> `deluser stebie
51:00 <Serenity> lol
51:00 <JoeJoeZap> dam
51:00 <JoeJoeZap> :p
51:00 <Blarp> stebie could you correct the spelling on complaining, it's been bugging me for weeks now
51:00 <stebie> `delme
51:00 <Blarp> :)
51:00 <JoeJoeZap> paging DrAphox
51:00 <stebie> Blarp, that's intentional
51:00 <JoeJoeZap> `deluser ChanOP
51:00 <Johnny> any fitness gurus in here tonight?
51:00 <JoeJoeZap> `fun hide
51:00 <stebie> Johnny, msg Adonis
51:00 <JoeJoeZap> wah
52:00 <Serenity> no spelling of complaining is like that for a reason
52:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
52:00 <stebie> he may not be here, though
52:00 <stebie> aw
52:00 <JoeJoeZap> Johnny come lately
52:00 <JoeJoeZap> the new kid in town
52:00 <stebie> welcome back Johnny
52:00 <JoeJoeZap> everybody loves you
52:00 <Johnny> thanks mans
52:00 <JoeJoeZap> xox
53:00 <JoeJoeZap> daves not here man
53:00 <Johnny> shit i can't type properly tonight
53:00 <partay> its boobs oclock
53:00 <Johnny> clicking on all the wrong buttons
53:00 <Blarp> :(
53:00 <stebie> who's dave?
53:00 <Johnny> fuck I am blind as a bat without my glasses
53:00 <Blarp> but stebie it hurts my OCD
53:00 <JoeJoeZap> its from cheech and chong
53:00 <JoeJoeZap> the guy says his name is dave
53:00 <JoeJoeZap> but chong is high
53:00 <JoeJoeZap> so he thinks he is asking for dave
53:00 <stebie> Blarp, you'll need to get Serenity to fix it
53:00 <JoeJoeZap> "daves not here man"
54:00 <stebie> Serenity, you can remove it now... i think it's run its course
54:00 <stebie> ty
54:00 <Serenity> nahh
54:00 <stebie> lol
54:00 <Serenity> ill leave it cause it annoys whoever blarp is
54:00 <JoeJoeZap> who are the cool new people?
54:00 <Discordia> www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oUfqJx-v0w <--- cheech and chong 'daves not here' sketch
54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cheech and Chong (Dave's not here) (May 3, 2011) 6:16 - Category: Autos &amp; Vehicles - 295,447 - 760 likes (94.8%), 42 dislikes (5.2%)
54:00 <stebie> Blarp and zaim seem cool
54:00 <JoeJoeZap> interesting new chatters
54:00 <stebie> and Fez
54:00 <JoeJoeZap> and Johnny
54:00 <JoeJoeZap> is ok i guess
54:00 <Serenity> fez is the coolest new person
54:00 <stebie> i'm still assessing Johnny
54:00 <JoeJoeZap> fez is one of my new favoutites for rookie of the year
55:00 <Aphox> You need at least 2-4 fingers to examine your own prostate
55:00 <Blarp> haha stebie :P 
55:00 <Serenity> 2-4
55:00 <JoeJoeZap> i use the thumb and 3
55:00 <Serenity> geesh
55:00 <stebie> why not use a whole fist?
55:00 <Aphox> ah.. the Dutch style. I like it
55:00 <JoeJoeZap> special technique
55:00 <Blarp> I'm not cool, I'm drunk, and mellowed out
55:00 <Aphox> You lose dexterity with the whole fist
55:00 <Aphox> unless your hands are small
55:00 <stebie> ahh
55:00 <JoeJoeZap> its a family tradition
55:00 <Aphox> and you can open up once inside
55:00 <stebie> thanks Aphox
55:00 <JoeJoeZap> passed down from father to son
55:00 <JoeJoeZap> by the hand
56:00 <Johnny> why are you assessing me?
56:00 <Blarp> and way out of practice with trying to track multiple channels :(
56:00 <JoeJoeZap> in an ambush
56:00 <JoeJoeZap> Johnny is like alexander the great but not so great
56:00 <Blarp> ooooh thankies stebie :D
56:00 <JoeJoeZap> JohnnyTheAverage
56:00 <FredFlinstone> thats me
56:00 <Aphox> I like to put on some t.A.T.u. before an examination
56:00 <Johnny> that doesn't sound good or sound right
57:00 <Johnny> how about Sir Johnny.
57:00 <JoeJoeZap> you sir need to watch the tone of your text
57:00 <JoeJoeZap> or i shall type at you
57:00 <Aphox> Has anyone been to dv8 lately? 
57:00 <JoeJoeZap> no
57:00 <JoeJoeZap> what is it?
57:00 <Aphox> The front security was doing his best to discourage my entrey
57:00 <FredFlinstone> yuarw a dv8
58:00 <JoeJoeZap> banging new gayclub?
58:00 <Aphox> no thats wednesday nights
58:00 <JoeJoeZap> oh
58:00 <JoeJoeZap> that explains it
58:00 <JoeJoeZap> ...
58:00 <Blarp> FredFlinstone wasn't that one of those vanity plates... no that was 6ULDV8
58:00 <Aphox> its at city nightclub or something generic sounding
58:00 <Aphox> on mckilllop lane in the city
58:00 <JoeJoeZap> i once went to a nightclub down a lane
58:00 <JoeJoeZap> it was part of the science lab at a college 
59:00 <JoeJoeZap> or something
59:00 <JoeJoeZap> run by the students
59:00 <Aphox> you see kids dressed up like people they have heard of, but weren't alive to experience the scene then
59:00 <JoeJoeZap> all these cool glasses with smoke
59:00 <Aphox> its not the croft institute?
59:00 <JoeJoeZap> my south african friend tried to chat up two chicks so he had somewhere to sleep
59:00 <JoeJoeZap> perhaps
00:00 <JoeJoeZap> the chicks were old and annoying
00:00 <JoeJoeZap> it was bad
00:00 <Picard> lol
00:00 <JoeJoeZap> i don't really want to talk about it
00:00 <Aphox> Did he sleep in your bed? is that the outcome>?
00:00 <JoeJoeZap> no 
01:00 <Aphox> it's ok if he did
01:00 <JoeJoeZap> i think he went home with his cousin
01:00 <JoeJoeZap> look i have slept with many african men
01:00 <JoeJoeZap> but he was not one of them
01:00 <Aphox> lol
01:00 <Aphox> how do you know?
01:00 <JoeJoeZap> he almost picked up a hot chick later but i tried to pick her up too
01:00 <JoeJoeZap> he got a bit mad
01:00 <Aphox> you cockblocked his warm bed
01:00 <JoeJoeZap> yes
01:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
02:00 <JoeJoeZap> almost had her
02:00 <Aphox> except for those meddling kids?
02:00 <JoeJoeZap> wierdest was when this irish chick had a huge arguement with me then walked up and started holding my hand
02:00 <JoeJoeZap> not sure how they pick up chicks in ireland though
02:00 <fawks> Ughhhh
03:00 <Picard> no one cares....
03:00 <Aphox> You are not allowed to use hands, due to their dancing style
03:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
03:00 <Aphox> hands are held as intimate and holy
03:00 <fawks> I hate that Brooke and grant got praise for a good zone 
03:00 <Aphox> that is why they all wear gloves
03:00 <Aphox> not because it's cold
03:00 <fawks> They got help from the designer and copied everything from that warehouse restaurant 
03:00 <JoeJoeZap> why do they like potatoes so much?
03:00 <fawks> Assholes
03:00 <Blarp> crap my bourbon is out again
04:00 <JoeJoeZap> unlucky
04:00 <partay> Blarp you need a bitch to fetch you another 
04:00 <Aphox> Because you can ferment them
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> omg watchin wrestlemania again
04:00 <Aphox> for the all the vodkas
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> the moment when undertaker gets pinned by brock lesnar
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> so surreal
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> entire arena went silent
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> :(
05:00 <stebie> yeah that was stupid
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> ikr
05:00 <Blarp> true partay, but the fridge isn't that far away
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> why couldnt they have kept the streak going
05:00 <Blarp> and I have a portable esky for when I'm doing my serious drinking
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> as a tribute for undertaker for all those years
05:00 <stebie> at least it ended on a high with daniel bryan
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> hes worked for WWF.WWE
05:00 <JoeJoeZap> its because of the potatoe famine but i liked your story too
05:00 <JoeJoeZap> i think we should edit it in wikipedia
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> true stebie
05:00 <stebie> the streak should've ended, just not to lesnar
06:00 <JoeJoeZap> the potatoe famine was because they made too much vodkas and gnochis
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> why do u think it should've ended?
06:00 <stebie> but i guess that's why they did it.. because it was unexpected
06:00 <JoeJoeZap> (gnochi isn't pasta its potatoes)
06:00 <stebie> because everything comes to an end
06:00 <JoeJoeZap> nobody expects the spanish inquisition
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> well if not to lesner....who else deserves to break the streak? out of the current crop?
06:00 <Serenity> mm gnocci
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> cena? orton?
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> sheamus?
06:00 <[sA3m0n]> no thank you
06:00 <stebie> maybe he's the one who opted to go out... they should've chosen someone else to break the streak though
06:00 <Aphox> Or because they were intentionally starved with donations seized by the British
06:00 <JoeJoeZap> yes
06:00 <JoeJoeZap> that too
06:00 <JoeJoeZap> like the ukranian genocide
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> nah i think brock is suitable because he is a legit UFC champ
07:00 <JoeJoeZap> 5 million starved to death by stalin
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> he's got that credibility
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> undertaker should fall to nothing less
07:00 <stebie> well, cena previously beat lesnar in an all-out brawl, i forget which ppv
07:00 <JoeJoeZap> mmm homoerotic
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> ah true
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> but we arent supposed to remmeber that
07:00 <stebie> true
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> WWE revisionist histoty
07:00 <Aphox> Good thing the PRIME MINISTER have told them off
07:00 <stebie> have you watched the latest payback ppv?
07:00 <Aphox> after talking to canadia
08:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> yeap stebie
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> it was pretty good
08:00 <stebie> i hate the shield
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> i liked the shield vs evolution match
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> howcome?
08:00 <JoeJoeZap> a ate the shield
08:00 <Aphox> not the shield tv series?
08:00 <JoeJoeZap> i opened up my mouth i ate the shield
08:00 <stebie> Aphox, nope
08:00 <stebie> [sA3m0n], they come across as a bunch of tossers
08:00 <Aphox> i often got tired watching vince mackay going around fucking shit up
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> i like the shield i think creative has done a great job with them though
08:00 <[sA3m0n]> thier attire, their entrance theme
08:00 <stebie> obviously they're there to stir the pot
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> thier body language/poses as they arrive to thier music
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> its perfection
09:00 <stebie> i like the nicer fellows
09:00 <couleurs> me 2
09:00 <Aphox> we are not talking about competitive chess are we?
09:00 <stebie> like couleurs
09:00 <stebie> Aphox, we are
09:00 <stebie> how did you guess?
09:00 <Aphox> phewf
09:00 <JoeJoeZap> if couleurs and [sA3m0n] wrestled who would win?
09:00 <Aphox> it wasn't badminton
09:00 <Aphox> it had to be one of the two
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> well stebie the shield has slipt up
09:00 <JoeJoeZap> remeber [sA3m0n] is in a chair
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> did u know this?
09:00 <[sA3m0n]> WWE raw tomoro
09:00 <JoeJoeZap> but couleurs has no upper body strength whatsover
09:00 <stebie> [sA3m0n], what do you mean?
10:00 <couleurs> thank u
10:00 <JoeJoeZap> x
10:00 <stebie> btw i don't watch raw or smackdown (is smackdown still on?)
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> seth rollins turned on roman reigns and dean ambrose
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> and joined evolution
10:00 <stebie> ahhh
10:00 <stebie> lol
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> yeah this happened on last weeks raw straight after payback
10:00 <stebie> didn't know that
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> and eyah smackdown is still on 
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> haha
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> its awesome
10:00 <JoeJoeZap> they should have a disabled wrestler
10:00 <JoeJoeZap> its rcist
10:00 <stebie> have you bought into the wwe network?
11:00 <stebie> JoeJoeZap, they have midget wrestlers
11:00 <JoeJoeZap> ooh
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> no its currently unavailable in australia
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> but once it is
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> i will get it for sure
11:00 <stebie> [sA3m0n], i think it is available here
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> really?
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> awesome
11:00 <stebie> i'll see if i can get info
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> i will look into it
11:00 <JoeJoeZap> i wonder if they have wrestling at the paralympics (the REAL wrestling)
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> k
11:00 <stebie> $10/mo isn't too bad
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> definately not
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> considering PPV's are included
12:00 <JoeJoeZap> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IwMHcscoJA 
12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2004 Paralympic Greco-Roman WrestleMania (May 29, 2006) 8:46 - Category: Sports - 8,748 - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> when you normaly have to pay like $30 for a single ppv
13:00 <JoeJoeZap> wierdos
13:00 <JoeJoeZap> @video
13:00 <JoeJoeZap> not at you guys
13:00 <JoeJoeZap> although you are wierdos too
13:00 <simba> 19:43:09 -[sA3m0n]- hHAHA nay nay nay nay stebie is a WWE fan as well look at the convo in melbourne right now
13:00 <simba> 19:43:11 -[sA3m0n]- hHAHA nay nay nay nay stebie is a WWE fan as well look at the convo in melbourne right now
13:00 <simba> hahahahahaha
13:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
13:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol see, being a WWE fan is not so bad ro uncommon after all
13:00 <JoeJoeZap> simbad
13:00 <[sA3m0n]> or*
13:00 <simba> classic
14:00 <stebie> [sA3m0n], that's so mean of you
14:00 <stebie> i'm going to cry
14:00 <JoeJoeZap> i don't think he really loves you
14:00 <[sA3m0n]> oh nah, its jsut that simba has always been givin me shit about being a fan of WWE
14:00 <stebie> :~(
14:00 <JoeJoeZap> just using you for you ops
14:00 <JoeJoeZap> (nd sex)
14:00 <[sA3m0n]> and you're cool stebie
14:00 <[sA3m0n]> and u like wwe
14:00 <stebie> [sA3m0n], so why would you want to deflect it onto me?
15:00 <stebie> you should know how it feels, and would like others to suffer as a result?
15:00 <stebie> that's not very nice of you
15:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
15:00 <JoeJoeZap> dude you made stebie cry
15:00 <stebie> i will stop now
15:00 <JoeJoeZap> you monster
15:00 <stebie> you will get no help from me
15:00 <JoeJoeZap> don't go stebie
15:00 <JoeJoeZap> you are stronger thn this
15:00 <stebie> oh, i'm not going anywhere
15:00 <stebie> lol
15:00 <JoeJoeZap> don't let him see you cry
15:00 <JoeJoeZap> its just onions ok
16:00 <JoeJoeZap> just a flesh wound
16:00 <stebie> yeah, the onions
16:00 <stebie> :~(
16:00 <simba> lol @ saemon
17:00 <simba> yep bringing my attention to every convo you have with someone about WWE proves you know how gay it is
17:00 <simba> its not the first time
18:00 <[Maverick]> thats what he says to all the men. 
19:00 <Fez> Got the gaydar out simba?
19:00 <simba> /playing the gaytar
20:00 <Fez> U own a gaytar too?
20:00 <Matthew> speaking of gaydar...
20:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lOb799cTxM
20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Box Ride on Time [ 1989 ] HD version (Jun 1, 2009) 4:13 - Category: Gaming - 3,771,361 - 13,903 likes (98.2%), 261 dislikes (1.8%)
20:00 <Matthew> <3 <3
20:00 <Aphox> GayDare?
20:00 <Picard> simba knows gay because he is gay
20:00 <Fez> <6
20:00 <Aphox> Double dare?
21:00 <Fez> So do u picard
21:00 <Matthew> gotta get up... gotta get uppp... WALK RIGHTTT IN
22:00 <Aphox> do u Picard what
23:00 <JoeJoeZap> who would be on Picards team at paintball?
23:00 <couleurs> nobody
23:00 <Fez> Me
23:00 <Aphox> I would
23:00 <JoeJoeZap> top 5 chatters to paintball with
23:00 <Fez> To backstab him
23:00 <JoeJoeZap> i choose Fez
23:00 <JoeJoeZap> he hs tht psycho look
23:00 <Aphox> Paintballs taste like saltballs
23:00 <partay> pictards head is 2x a normal head... it would be easy to shoot 
23:00 <Fez> Lol
24:00 <Fez> Picards a dwarf?
24:00 <Aphox> I would only play if IceJJfish would be playing nonstop
24:00 <partay> he has a dwarfism head 
24:00 <Fez> Lol
24:00 <Fez> Awesome
24:00 <Fez> Broncs 18-0
24:00 <JoeJoeZap> lool
25:00 <JoeJoeZap> boblehead
25:00 <Matthew> http://tiny.cc/y7m6gx
25:00 <JoeJoeZap> Johnny would be ok at paintball
25:00 <JoeJoeZap> i would use my 4th round pick on him
25:00 <JoeJoeZap> ok chtter
25:00 <JoeJoeZap> ok at paintball
25:00 <JoeJoeZap> shoots ok
25:00 <JoeJoeZap> runs ok
25:00 <JoeJoeZap> jumps not so well
25:00 <partay> HAHAHAHAHAHA
25:00 <partay> PICTARD YOU SEXY BEAST 
26:00 <Fez> Id be on a team with people that everyone hated
26:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
26:00 <couleurs> lmao
26:00 <Fez> I might not get shot once
26:00 <JoeJoeZap> couleurs is really skinny
26:00 <couleurs> nice 1 Matthew 
26:00 <JoeJoeZap> so he could hide behind a tree in his camo skinny jeans
26:00 <partay> pictard looks just like chucky 
26:00 <JoeJoeZap> and his neckbeard makes good camo
26:00 <JoeJoeZap> put some leaves in it
27:00 <JoeJoeZap> asl Lish
27:00 <Matthew> it's hard to believe something so hideous could gather the 'confidence' to come online and hang shit on anybody willing enough to give him the time of day...
27:00 <Matthew> he is a disgrace
27:00 <JoeJoeZap> wow someone is causing trouble on irc
27:00 <partay> hahaha
27:00 <JoeJoeZap> call the whambulance
27:00 <Blarp> trolling on the internet... omg imagine that
27:00 <JoeJoeZap> sheesh
27:00 <JoeJoeZap> i don't like the way this internet thing is going nymore
28:00 <JoeJoeZap> it used to be a fun family friendly environment
28:00 <JoeJoeZap> you could take the kids out to #picnic on weekends
28:00 <Blarp> next someone will say that there is porn on the internet
28:00 <JoeJoeZap> nd #fishing
28:00 <partay> JoeJoeZap that was when you had dial up
28:00 <JoeJoeZap> :(
28:00 <JoeJoeZap> i liked it when it took time to load pictures
28:00 <JoeJoeZap> they came in little waves
28:00 <JoeJoeZap> you appreciated it more
28:00 <partay> Matthew thats a very very funny pic you posted 
29:00 <JoeJoeZap> Matthew is a not so interesting old chatter
29:00 <JoeJoeZap> but i guess he can stay for now
29:00 <JoeJoeZap> who would be in your irc band?
29:00 <JoeJoeZap> i miss knifebunny
30:00 <JoeJoeZap> so i'm doing a chat tribute
30:00 <partay> id have mew and Serenity at the front of the band
30:00 <JoeJoeZap> nice
30:00 <partay> in low cut tops
30:00 <fawks> UGH
30:00 <JoeJoeZap> quality lineup
30:00 <fawks> PICrd
30:00 <fawks> Picard **
30:00 <JoeJoeZap> fawks on drums
30:00 <Fez> What about liinda?
30:00 <fawks> Where's picard
30:00 <fawks> I need to discuss
30:00 <Fez> Cant leave her out
30:00 <partay> Liinda would be the groupie
30:00 <couleurs> R.I.P. Jack Dog
31:00 <JoeJoeZap> Jack Doge
31:00 <JoeJoeZap> sounds like an undercover agent
31:00 <couleurs> yeh where's Liinda u guys r boren
31:00 <JoeJoeZap> in a very bad stright to tv 80s movie
31:00 <Fez> Yea
31:00 <JoeJoeZap> hi bye
32:00 <JoeJoeZap> just popped in for a quickie tonight
32:00 <Matthew> Picard will be back shortly... currently on the phone to Advanced Hair & a good dentist
32:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
32:00 <partay> lol
32:00 <JoeJoeZap> funny jokes
32:00 <fawks> He he hehe 
32:00 <fawks> Be 
32:00 <fawks> Hehehe
32:00 <partay> and jenny craig
32:00 <JoeJoeZap> "nice jokes, want to fuck?"
32:00 <couleurs> he he
33:00 <JoeJoeZap> wow your eyes are so dreamy
33:00 <partay> how is it everyone has seen fawks's boobs but me
33:00 <JoeJoeZap> hey no hands
33:00 <JoeJoeZap> thats extra
33:00 <fawks> lol everyone 
33:00 <fawks> Excuse me 
33:00 <zaleth> Hai, I'm a computer, can I crash at your place?
33:00 <Zade> i have not seen her boobs
33:00 <JoeJoeZap> fawks boobs are part of irc folklore
33:00 <Fez> Fawks has breasts?
33:00 <fawks> My boobs are a myth
33:00 <fawks> I have none 
33:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
33:00 <zaleth> (.Y.)
33:00 <JoeJoeZap> ...
34:00 <fawks> In fact my nips are I vetted 
34:00 <fawks> Inverted 
34:00 <JoeJoeZap> yeah i won't comment
34:00 <JoeJoeZap> lolol
34:00 <Picard> flat chested gimp
34:00 <JoeJoeZap> oh god
34:00 <Maurice> Bollocks
34:00 <fawks> APicard
34:00 <JoeJoeZap> jess hd inverted nips
34:00 <JoeJoeZap> was different
34:00 <fawks> TGATS WEIRD
34:00 <fawks> oops caps
34:00 <fawks> PICARD U CUNT
34:00 <JoeJoeZap> yeh 
34:00 <fawks> r u still  watchinf
34:00 <JoeJoeZap> not a huge turn off
34:00 <JoeJoeZap> fun to play with
34:00 <doctor> my boobs need a bit more shape.. not quite there yet
35:00 <JoeJoeZap> doctors right breast is slightly larger than his left but that is actually perfectly normal
35:00 <Matthew> if anybody needs some boobs... just ask Picard... sorry moobs*
35:00 <partay> lol
35:00 <JoeJoeZap> killing it tonight
35:00 <doctor> It's the other way around, so it's an absolute disaster!
35:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
35:00 <JoeJoeZap> which one is more sensitive?
35:00 <JoeJoeZap> my left is the shy one
36:00 <JoeJoeZap> you need to wine and dine it
36:00 <JoeJoeZap> my right on the other hand is a total slut
36:00 <doctor> my right one loves the warmth of the shower trickling over the nipple, the left doesn't seem to care so much
36:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
36:00 <fawks> That's quite Sext
36:00 <fawks> Sexy*
36:00 <JoeJoeZap> i just imagined doctor in the shower
36:00 <Serenity> im getting a wet spot
36:00 <JoeJoeZap> think i need a smoke
36:00 <JoeJoeZap> bbs
37:00 <fawks> Are you still watching picafd
37:00 <Picard> fawks we are waiting for handbra pics
37:00 <partay> Serenity from pictards pic ?
37:00 <fawks> OMG 
37:00 <Blarp> boobs/moobs it's a fine line
37:00 <fawks> answer my question you shiny headed fuck
37:00 <Serenity> no
37:00 <Serenity> from doctor
37:00 <Serenity> is that legit him in the pic tho?
37:00 <partay> yes
37:00 <Picard> fawks wat do u want u flat chested cunt?
37:00 <Serenity> ive only seen picards wiener
37:00 <Picard> what pic?
37:00 <fawks> Are you STILL WATCHING 
37:00 <Matthew> yes... the baby carrot...
37:00 <partay> thats is mong head
38:00 <Picard> what pic?
38:00 <fawks> Omg i give up
38:00 <fawks> Gtfo
38:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
38:00 <partay> pictard
38:00 <partay> [08:24 ] <Matthew> http://tiny.cc/y7m6gx
38:00 <Picard> fawks what do u want?
38:00 <Picard> Matthew should be removed 
38:00 <fawks> Nothing piss off
38:00 <Matthew> I can count 7 chins there... what about you, partay ?
38:00 <Picard> from life.
38:00 <JoeJoeZap> wasn't that guy on blue heelers?
38:00 <Serenity> i think picard and fawks are having a little e affair
39:00 <partay> 76 visbible
39:00 <Serenity> theres a lot of tension there
39:00 <Picard> fuck of Serenity
39:00 <JoeJoeZap> lol
39:00 <Picard> :P
39:00 <Matthew> it's all fun and games with Picard... until he is the butt of the jokes then we need bans and action
39:00 <partay> yah.. it does sound ike that
39:00 <Matthew> so typical
39:00 <JoeJoeZap> fuck of Serenity by christian dior
39:00 <Serenity> i just had the yummiest steak
39:00 <Picard> Matthew i dont appreciate you posting pics of my children
39:00 <Matthew> where??
39:00 <Picard> and making threats to anal rape my son
39:00 <Matthew> OH LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
39:00 <Matthew> here we go...
40:00 <Blarp> that escalated quickly
40:00 <partay> im still laughing at pictards pic.. oh man.. no wonder you get laughed at 
40:00 <Picard> i have pm'ed u the logs lad
40:00 <Matthew> of course you do...
40:00 <Matthew> show us all
40:00 <Serenity> what kid
40:00 <Picard> fawks what is wrong
40:00 <TheRiddler> how can he have a affair when he cant even produce pics of his cock
40:00 <Picard> fawks i cant fix it if u dont tell me
40:00 <TheRiddler> lol
40:00 <Picard> Mew
40:00 <Picard> tits of gtfo
40:00 <Serenity> Matt M*******'s album is private
40:00 <TheRiddler> hai Mew
40:00 <Picard> or*
40:00 <Serenity> well thats no fun
41:00 <Matthew> for somebody who has made such an artform of being such an unpleasant c-you know what ... you sure are sensitive
41:00 <Picard> he is afraid and ashamed
41:00 <Picard> Matthew = the new panda
42:00 <johninja> in the jungle the mighty jungle
42:00 <Matthew> no Picard... you should just be cautious with your privacy settings
42:00 <johninja> the lion sleeps tonight
42:00 <partay> the johninja
42:00 <Picard> johninja hows u
42:00 <johninja> hey people
42:00 <johninja> i was here earlier
42:00 <Picard> cautious if u have something to hide
42:00 <Picard> or be ashamed of
42:00 <Matthew> yep... all my glory hole pics
42:00 <Picard> johninja hows sleeping in the park?
42:00 <Serenity> i have to agree with Matthew
42:00 <Matthew> I don't want you blowing your load to them
42:00 <Serenity> you need to be on top of your privacy settings
42:00 <Picard> no chance of that
42:00 <johninja> i sleep in the dumpster behind dominoes now
43:00 <Picard> lol
43:00 <johninja> its warmer
43:00 <Picard> free pizza
43:00 <johninja> yeh
43:00 <TheRiddler> picard is raging
43:00 <johninja> win win
43:00 <partay> johninja and free pizza
43:00 <Picard> of course
43:00 <Serenity> johnpizz
43:00 <Serenity> a
43:00 <Picard> u deserve so much better then that whore lol
43:00 <Matthew> charming
43:00 <johninja> no comment
43:00 <Picard> we will take a poll and see how it goes
43:00 <TheRiddler> he probably couldn't fap today
44:00 <TheRiddler> pent up fustration
44:00 <Picard> those who think johninja is better off without that whore type 1, those who think that whore is better then Johnny type 2 
44:00 <Picard> raging?
44:00 <johninja> 2
44:00 <Picard> wtf TheRiddler
44:00 <Picard> 1
44:00 <Discordia> I just want to know... is pizza the whore in this story or am i missing something?
44:00 <johninja> Johnny isn't that great though
44:00 <Picard> its a tie, and as i am chairperson i have the deciding vote
45:00 <johninja> very average chatter
45:00 <Zade> who is this whore? i think i missed an episode of irc 
45:00 <Picard> kelevra
45:00 <partay> johninja http://tiny.cc/y7m6gx
45:00 <johninja> oooh
45:00 <Picard> she wanted drugs not ice coffee
45:00 <partay> LOL
45:00 <johninja> wasn't he on blue heelers?
45:00 <Picard> wanna pat my bald head
45:00 <Serenity> drop it picard
45:00 <Discordia> someone's had a pretty bad broken nose i see
45:00 <johninja> yeh i don't really want to talk about it
45:00 <Picard> drop wat Serenity?
46:00 <Serenity> you know exactly what
46:00 <Picard> my bald head?
46:00 <Zade> dont know her, i shall be switzerland
46:00 <Bastardly_One> really partay?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and I thought I was old and funny looking
46:00 <Serenity> no ty
46:00 <johninja> did the broncos get up partay?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and evening kids
46:00 <Picard> why are there no bans happening?
46:00 <johninja> hi Bastardly_One
46:00 <Picard> posting personal info/pics is a ban 
47:00 <Matthew> I'm sure she won't be rubbing the head you want her to rub...
47:00 <Serenity> its ok when you post personal info tho
47:00 <johninja> hi new friends and old friends and the people that are ok like Johnny
47:00 <Matthew> that is guarenteed
47:00 <TheRiddler> picard is requesting to be banned
47:00 <Picard> what did i post?
47:00 <johninja> oh is that Picard?
47:00 <Serenity> youve done it lots of times with peoples names
47:00 <johninja> i don't think it is
47:00 <Picard> i have?
47:00 <Picard> when did i do this?
47:00 <johninja> has too much hair
47:00 <johninja> nd i doubt he could afford those sunnies
47:00 <Matthew> Picard never does anything wrong... how could this be!?
48:00 <johninja> or proffesional photos
48:00 <Blarp> heh, this reminds me of why I left austnet/IRC
48:00 <Picard> i have posted names in the very very distant past
48:00 <Picard> havnt done that for months and months
48:00 <johninja> Picard mainly just floods your pm
48:00 <Serenity> last week
48:00 <Serenity> lol
48:00 <johninja> its not that bad
48:00 <Matthew> not only have you posted photos of me and given out my full name and address... but you have also added some very unsavoury and untrue information
48:00 <Picard> last week?
48:00 <Picard> Matthew i dont have a photo of u
48:00 <Serenity> is it that you go for collingwood Matthew?
48:00 <Picard> why lie faggot?
48:00 <Serenity> id be pissed about that
48:00 <johninja> Matthew you need to calm down
49:00 <Matthew> Collingwood, no.
49:00 <johninja> this is why you get banned
49:00 <Picard> Matthew is very angry
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, you're younger than I aren't you?
49:00 <Matthew> I am not, stop telling me what I am
49:00 <Matthew> just stating some cold, hard facts
49:00 <Picard> no essendon game at etihad this weekend so he didnt get a chance to suck cock in the toilet at half time
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Matthew, fuck up ... we were quiet happy without you joining channel again 
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Picard, I asked a question
49:00 <Picard> Matthew cannot handle the truth'
50:00 <Picard> what did u ask b1
50:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're younger than I how come you look older than shads?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> well actually I asked if you were younger than I
50:00 <Picard> i dont know, im 42 so it depends how old u are
50:00 <Matthew> you were 43 last night...
50:00 <johninja> who would win in a fight between mohammed and jesus?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> 45 this year
50:00 <partay> johninja broncos won
50:00 <Picard> no cant say i was
50:00 <johninja> i think jesus would because he knew majic
50:00 <Picard> mattjew talking more shit
50:00 <johninja> mohammed was just some old arab guy
50:00 <Picard> ffs u tell a lot of lies
50:00 <Matthew> you have changed your age about 25 times recently and had about twenty different 40th birthdays
51:00 <johninja> hi The_Baron
51:00 <Matthew> make up your mind and stick with an age
51:00 <johninja> aws partay
51:00 <Picard> more lies arse boy
51:00 <Bastardly_One> johninja, mohammed with his big gang of Arabs ... Jesus wouldn't stand a chance
51:00 <johninja> hmmm
51:00 <Bastardly_One> Mohammed only has to call his cousins
51:00 <Blarp> my mum always said you're only as old as the person you feel... 
51:00 <The_Baron> hi all
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Picard> ive been 42 for 11 months
51:00 <TheRiddler> congrats faux
51:00 <TheRiddler> fawks too
51:00 <johninja> ty
51:00 <Bastardly_One> hey The_Baron
51:00 <johninja> hehe
51:00 <Blarp> whooot 21 again
51:00 <Picard> check your pm 
51:00 <Matthew> old enough to be my father... URGH
52:00 <TheRiddler> when you going to have that whopper lol
52:00 <johninja> are you strong enough to be my man?
52:00 <Picard> if i was your father you would be dead
52:00 <Matthew> if you were my father I would run away from home at 18 months of age
52:00 <johninja> this is getting boring now
52:00 <Picard> i would of drown u in a bucket
52:00 <johninja> the jokes aren't even funny anymore
52:00 <johninja> its like some shit tv series
53:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck
53:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine that
53:00 <Picard> home and away?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> irctv
53:00 <Matthew> it's like 'Full House'
53:00 <Blarp> johninja indeed, I liked the earlier chatting
53:00 <Alf_Stewart> stone the flamin crows
53:00 <Blarp> it was almost funny
53:00 <johninja> lol
53:00 <Alf_Stewart> you young cunts need to show some respect
53:00 <Blarp> now it's just lame and abusive
53:00 <johninja> hahahah
54:00 <Blarp> and getting a bit tit for tat... 
54:00 <Blarp> tit.... titties, boobies... mmm boobies
54:00 <Alf_Stewart> and whats with these lad who like sticking their dicks in each others poo holes
54:00 <partay> pictards just upset cos every chick in here is totally repulsed by him 
54:00 <Alf_Stewart> not every
54:00 <partay> ecery
54:00 <Alf_Stewart> thats a little harsh
54:00 <partay> every
54:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah cheer up
54:00 <Blarp> chicks on the internet? lies
54:00 <Matthew> yes... the 41... sorry 42 year... sorry 43 year old... sorry 42 year old is pretty repulsive
54:00 <The_Baron> I'm still dubious as to wether he actually sired any children 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> every woman is repulsed by me
55:00 <Bastardly_One> do I cause trouble everywhere?
55:00 <The_Baron> he probably feeds porridge to half chewed Cabbage Patch Babies
55:00 <partay> remember katt pictard... she left when she saw your pic... she offered to fly me down to fuck her 
55:00 <Zade> lol
55:00 <Alf_Stewart> Matthew u didnt seem repulsed when you thought u were going to fuck me
55:00 <partay> true story
55:00 <Alf_Stewart> who is katt?
55:00 <partay> hahahaha
56:00 <partay> you asked her to meet >?
56:00 <Alf_Stewart> i did?
56:00 <partay> she vomited profusley
56:00 <Alf_Stewart> if u say so
56:00 <partay> yes champ
56:00 <partay> LOL
56:00 <Alf_Stewart> no idea who katt is but i will work with you on this
56:00 <partay> ok
56:00 <partay> hahahaha
56:00 <Alf_Stewart> we were meeting for sex?
56:00 <partay> shush now 
56:00 <Matthew> Picard has told more lies tonight than he's had roots during his life
57:00 <johninja> eyyyyyyyyyyy
57:00 <partay> hilarious 
57:00 <johninja> ty
57:00 <The_Baron> Matthew, so he hasn't lied then
57:00 <Alf_Stewart> coming from the compulsive liar that doesnt hold a lot of credability Matthew
57:00 <partay> just hilarious 
57:00 <johninja> yeh fuck off Matthew
57:00 <johninja> back to your coalmine
57:00 <Matthew> I will not.
57:00 <Alf_Stewart> Matthew u should fuck off
57:00 <Alf_Stewart> no one likes u
58:00 <Alf_Stewart> or your lies
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I will not ... I saw him stamp his feet saying that
58:00 <Aphox> So who is naked?
58:00 <Alf_Stewart> lol Bastardly_One
58:00 <Blarp> I'm so confused now, I'm not even sure who started this, and I don't think I'm cool enough to have the + anymore
58:00 <The_Baron> I'm not wearing any socks
58:00 <The_Baron> does that count
58:00 <Matthew> yes Picard... the 43 year old seeking popularity on mIRC giving me a lecture about who likes and who doesn't like me...
58:00 <Alf_Stewart> Aphox im always naked when i irc
58:00 <Zade> a few drinks and i could be Aphox
58:00 <Matthew> thanks, I will definitely take your advice!
58:00 <Aphox> YEAH!
58:00 <Aphox> I play Rust a lot
58:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Matthew has me on ignore that's right
58:00 <johninja> is that an FPS?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck damn
58:00 <Alf_Stewart> he has no one on ignore
58:00 <Aphox> http://youtu.be/Zq64B99QKSY 
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Guess who's naked (extended song on iTunes) (Date not found) 2:36 - Category: Music - 250,244 - 1,514 likes (93.3%), 108 dislikes (6.7%)
58:00 <Aphox> lol
58:00 <Alf_Stewart> he craves the attention
58:00 <Aphox> i play that when i play rust
59:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he does  ... from another channel that got sick of him
59:00 <Aphox> GUESS WHO's NAKED MEEEEEEEEEEE
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's where he's been
59:00 <johninja> fuck of were full
59:00 <johninja> call tony
59:00 <The_Baron> we're
59:00 <The_Baron> *
59:00 <johninja> fucking chat immigrants 
59:00 <milk> johninja, do you think it's as amazing as everyone else does that police informers feel they should be allow to spend all their money on drugs and everyone else should supply them with free sustenance
59:00 <milk> ?
59:00 <Aphox> ik spreken 't goed Nederlands johninja?
59:00 <johninja> thats interesting milk
00:00 <johninja> yes i did read that
00:00 <johninja> i read quite quickly
00:00 <johninja> lol Aphox
00:00 <johninja> nice lingo you got there
00:00 <johninja> holland won't win tho
00:00 <Blarp> busiest channel on Austnet at the moment... 
00:00 <johninja> germany of the euros
00:00 <johninja> but probs brazil or argys
01:00 <Bastardly_One> germany better
01:00 <doctor> 73 users
01:00 <milk> here is johninja's training video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUmIiWLoEuo
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Snow - Informer (May 14, 2010) 4:03 - Category: Music - 604,631 - 2,759 likes (96.5%), 101 dislikes (3.5%)
01:00 <Aphox> I lived in Groningen for a year
01:00 <doctor> yeah big night
01:00 <Blarp> I remember when that meant way more than 100 users
01:00 <Aphox> if you wish to spin any dutch b y
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I ave money on Germany
01:00 <doctor> got some stuff to sell? nows your chance
01:00 <Bastardly_One> *have
01:00 <johninja> lol milk
01:00 <johninja> i watch donnie brasco too
01:00 <johninja> that is a quality movie
01:00 <johninja> 4/5 stars
02:00 <johninja> not quite as good as forrest gump but better than rambo 2
02:00 <Macca> forrest gump was crap
02:00 <johninja> its my favourite movie
02:00 <Blarp> Picard please don't that nickname has memories for me
02:00 <johninja> has all the elements
02:00 <Macca> lol y
03:00 <johninja> i cry
03:00 <johninja> :(
03:00 <Macca> were u violated by a gay man?
03:00 <doctor> yeah it was a good film
03:00 <johninja> has comedy
03:00 <johninja> sad bits
03:00 <Macca> nuh its average
03:00 <johninja> shit that makes you think
03:00 <Macca> best movie ever is shawshank redemption
03:00 <johninja> its brilliant imo
03:00 <Blarp> no, but I'm starting think you clearly were violated
03:00 <milk> there are packs of jews preforming ultra mega suckups on me
03:00 <doctor> shawshanks good too
03:00 <Blarp> or you want to be
03:00 <johninja> that movie didn't have enough prison sex scenes for me
03:00 <Macca> the green mile another good one
03:00 <Macca> lol
03:00 <Macca> it had a few and thats why Matthew loved it
04:00 <Blarp> again it's a fine fine line
04:00 <Macca> he wanted the sisters to do him
04:00 <Aphox> Godverdomme?
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <johninja> hi Mick
04:00 <johninja> wb
04:00 <johninja> oh
04:00 <Blarp> "strap-on" the game the whole family can play?
04:00 <johninja> be like that then
04:00 <johninja> sick
04:00 <Aphox> MACCA IS PICARD WTF
05:00 <Picard> lol
05:00 <Picard> no shit
05:00 <milk> ok, I know you all think I'm a fucking idiot, but my bedroom desk is not the secret base
05:00 <Aphox> macca can't pilot a star ship
05:00 <Aphox> he hit his head when riding on the wheel chair
05:00 <johninja> bogan star treck
05:00 <Aphox> he said he coudl balance
05:00 <Aphox> but he hit his head
05:00 <doctor> Milk is CIA
05:00 <doctor> NSA EPA
05:00 <doctor> NRA
05:00 <milk> oh noes, do you know how many people are going to gang up on me now?
06:00 <johninja> milk spent several years in deep cover in the jungles of borneo hunting fugitives
06:00 <johninja> take it easy on him
06:00 <johninja> he's an ok guy
06:00 <milk> you two together?
06:00 <johninja> just seen things no man should see
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <Picard> and he had sex with monkeys
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <Blarp> yeah you tell them
06:00 <doctor> yes, milk's seen some shit
06:00 <johninja> its how aids came into being
06:00 <Picard> correct
06:00 <johninja> they were going to call it milk but that was taken
07:00 <[Maverick]> :o
07:00 <Picard> Matthew has had several sexual encounters with a monkey
07:00 <Picard> its name is Adam
07:00 <milk> when a man in circlular glasses shaves his head, every bug man in town gets pilled
07:00 <Matthew> I love how you label anything I say about you as an 'obsession' ... but even when I'm not remotely involved in any discussion you still find regular segues for me
07:00 <johninja> calm down sugartits
07:00 <Discordia> looks to me like Picard has an obsession with Matthew
08:00 <Blarp> I should have used a new nickname, this one brings back too many memories
08:00 <johninja> i like it
08:00 <Picard> yes im obsessed with the emotional gay man
08:00 <Aphox> so the dolphin cheerleaders
08:00 <johninja> its like an old ship
08:00 <Aphox> i feel they are cheering for me
08:00 <johninja> sure it hs a few barniucles
08:00 <Aphox> everytime i see them smile
08:00 <Blarp> Blarp is an old ship?
08:00 <johninja> but sand it down and a lick of paint and it will be good as new
08:00 <johninja> yes
08:00 <johninja> the SS Blarp
08:00 <johninja> i jest
09:00 <Blarp> LMAO I'm sure there is a line about "all who ride him/her"
09:00 <Aphox> the SS shitter
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <johninja> lots of young men lost their virginity on that ship
09:00 <Aphox> on the shitter lol?
09:00 <Aphox> what did i do wrong
10:00 <johninja> i have no idea
10:00 <johninja> i'm lshing out
10:00 <Aphox> she kept saying it was her belly button, but ho's lie for ho's
10:00 <Blarp> when I used it first it was a mis-spelling/mis-pronounciation of what the americans spelt/pronounced Bwarp
10:00 <johninja> this is why they don't let women on ships
10:00 <Blarp> as in the little alien in the Lost in space movie
10:00 <Picard> johninja some women like anal sex
11:00 <Aphox> are belly buttons the second prize vaginas?
11:00 <Serenity> anal rocks
11:00 <Blarp> and Picard is an example of some men liking it too
11:00 <Blarp> :)
11:00 <Matthew> I concur with Serenity
11:00 <Picard> Blarp only if its Serenity doing me with a strapon
11:00 <Aphox> i'm not so sure about anal
11:00 <Blarp> haha
11:00 <Picard> thats vile Matthew
11:00 <Aphox> go fuck a dude if you want anal
11:00 <Matthew> neighboursss... should be there for one anotherrrr...
11:00 <Aphox> when you have access to the v then go for it
11:00 <Maurice> Are anal rocks like pop rocks
11:00 <milk> I'm writing a book under pseudonym, it's called "Everyone gang up on him!" by Alfred Eunuch
12:00 <TheRiddler> lol
12:00 <TheRiddler> ew
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <Aphox> anal sounds like it requires a lot of work
12:00 <Serenity> nahhh
12:00 <Serenity> anals fun
12:00 <TheRiddler> no they're like chocolate
12:00 <Matthew> a lot of HARD work, yes
12:00 <Serenity> get down n boogey
12:00 <Picard> Aphox nuh, u just push harder
12:00 <Aphox> lol
12:00 <johninja> as a well endowed man anal scares me
12:00 <TheRiddler> chocolate or poop
12:00 <johninja> a german chick did jam her ass on there once though
12:00 <johninja> it was fun
12:00 <Picard> lol johninja you dont have to fuck yourself
12:00 <Aphox> you either push the most and come out alright, or you don't push enough and it smells like latex shit 
12:00 <johninja> and very warm
13:00 <milk> another title might be "Noiewe, I'm nodda tent fwaggot" by Dr Scott
13:00 <johninja> yeh i guess
13:00 <Matthew> the first time is generally the worst... things do improve though
13:00 <johninja> just need a loose ass like Matthew
13:00 <Picard> Matthew is loose
13:00 <Serenity> you just need lube, and remember to be gentle
13:00 <johninja> lol
13:00 <Serenity> thats all
13:00 <johninja> ahh
13:00 <johninja> yeh it stretches eh
13:00 <Blarp> lube... everyone should make sure they have lube
13:00 <Picard> he receives several dics a day
13:00 <TheRiddler> oh and enema before hand
13:00 <Mew> pffff gentle
13:00 <Mew> go hard or go home
13:00 <Picard> lol
13:00 <Aphox> i'm still a subscriber.. if you can access the v, don't worry about the a... unless they want you to worry about the a, then get self concious
14:00 <Matthew> there are so many  gay men in Melbourne... it's ridiculous Picard
14:00 <Picard> Mew where are those tit pics
14:00 <Serenity> put ya pinky in first
14:00 <Blarp> or to qoute evolution... damn I forgot that quote
14:00 <Serenity> warm her up
14:00 <Picard> fuck that Serenity make the bitch squeele
14:00 <Discordia> Fist first?
14:00 <Mew> i didnt take any picard soz
14:00 <johninja> do gay men masterbate by shoving things in their ass?
14:00 <Matthew> NO!
14:00 <Picard> Mew u dissapoint me
14:00 <johninja> i see
14:00 <Picard> lol
14:00 <Picard> Matthew does
15:00 <Discordia> even straight men do that johninja
15:00 <Matthew> that is vulgar
15:00 <Picard> he uses a carrot
15:00 <johninja> lol Discordia
15:00 <The_Baron> this is pretty lowbrow, even for me
15:00 <Matthew> VULGAR
15:00 <milk> hey, guess what happens when tent faggots rip through their own army? yep, they have to blame the enemy
15:00 <Picard> lol vulgar?
15:00 <Picard> this coming from the guy who sucks dick and takes it in the arse 
15:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, I was thinking that ... apt song on though I have on
15:00 <johninja> lol milk is having another flashback
15:00 <Picard> nothing we say should be vulgar to u'
15:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, I put an american onto POS ... he's hooked
15:00 <johninja> its the internet
15:00 <Serenity> YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
15:00 <The_Baron> hahaha b1
16:00 <Blarp> yeah, I know a guy who claimed he was straight, he recorded a video of himself shoving a beer bottle up his arse
16:00 <Matthew> believe it or not Picard sucking a dick and taking it in the arse is about as vulgar as a woman sucking off a man or receiving it up her pee hole
16:00 <johninja> wow Blarp
16:00 <Matthew> it's not.
16:00 <Picard> lol Matthew
16:00 <johninja> Matthew sucks dick eh
16:00 <Picard> u make me laugh
16:00 <johninja> well this chnges everything
16:00 <The_Baron> surprisingly POS has somewhat of a following in the US
16:00 <Picard> yes johninja
16:00 <milk> oh, still got a testicle in your army not attached to a tent faggot have you?
16:00 <Matthew> well it's the truth
16:00 <Picard> full on faggot
16:00 <Picard> hates the vag
16:00 <Serenity> who wants a ride
16:00 <The_Baron> mainly due to guys like ScreamerClaus
16:00 <Picard> i do Serenity
16:00 <Blarp> I was working IT security for the company, and had to review the contents of people's hard drives
16:00 <Blarp> :(
16:00 <johninja> have you ever had sex with a lady Matthew?
17:00 <Blarp> that video tramatised me 
17:00 <milk> it's a known exploit
17:00 <Picard> only his mum
17:00 <Matthew> absolutely... a few times actually
17:00 <johninja> cool
17:00 <Picard> thats why he hates chics
17:00 <Matthew> it's fine but not as good
17:00 <Aphox> can i play catch up please
17:00 <milk> and it's basically the only thing that work against mass breed ups
17:00 <johninja> what if they liked anal?
17:00 <Aphox> why is everyone shitting on Matthew?
17:00 <johninja> would it be better?
17:00 <Picard> lol
17:00 <milk> good luck
17:00 <The_Baron> Matthew, how pany PSI did you have to inflate her?
17:00 <Blarp> johninja he clearly did
17:00 <Matthew> I have never done anal with a girl, no
17:00 <johninja> i see
17:00 <The_Baron> many*
17:00 <johninja> maybe try a hooker for the lols
17:00 <Picard> The_Baron lmfao
17:00 <Matthew> Aphox, they just do it...
17:00 <Aphox> sif you would go a with a f, you go for the v
17:00 <johninja> not many chicks dig anal
17:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I was gonna say The_Baron ... Matthew is one of those angry queers 
18:00 <Blarp> some do, some don't
18:00 <Aphox> stfu Matthew i will too then 
18:00 <Blarp> or ask and yea shall recieve
18:00 <Aphox> sometimes
18:00 <Matthew> the last time I fucked a woman was like 2008... so quite a while... we're still friends though
18:00 <johninja> what age did you find out you were gay Matthew?
18:00 <The_Baron> Angry queers are only funny if they are big and Tongan and bashing small angry queers on oxford st
18:00 <johninja> thats nice you maintn the friendship
18:00 <The_Baron> with a Carmen Miranda(esque) head dress
18:00 <Matthew> 12 or 13 ... I thought I was 'bi' until like 21 though
18:00 <johninja> ahh i see
19:00 <Aphox> Bi?
19:00 <Picard> he loved women until he went to uni, then he had an experience with his roomy and came up with the story that the bitch broke his heart and he would never ever touch vag again
19:00 <johninja> Bisexual
19:00 <Matthew> wtf Picard !?
19:00 <johninja> (likes guys and girls)
19:00 <johninja> llol Picard
19:00 <Picard> thats what u told me Matthew
19:00 <Aphox>  what if both the guy and the girl has a v?
19:00 <johninja> that was well written
19:00 <Matthew> she wasn't a roomy
19:00 <Blarp> wb Mew
19:00 <Aphox> do you love the genitals or the person
20:00 <johninja> lol
20:00 <Picard> fuck im good!!!!!!!!!!!!!
20:00 <Aphox> that is a key question
20:00 <The_Baron> I can't facepalm any further
20:00 <Mew> thx Blarp
20:00 <Matthew> I thought I was in love with her... but she did me a favour
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Aphox has a fair question
20:00 <The_Baron> the stupidity of this convo is overbearing
20:00 <The_Baron> must...chop....up
20:00 <johninja> i say leave them both and just masterbate
20:00 <Picard> got it in one, matthew was heartbroken as a lonely teenage boy so he turned to older cock for comfort
20:00 <Maurice> Theres no such thing as bisexual, it's just greediness
20:00 <Matthew> teenager? I was like 20
20:00 <Picard> lol Maurice
20:00 <Blarp> hehe, I've been idling in here for almost 2 weeks, and this is the liveliest I've seen the channel
20:00 <Aphox> sif you don't have male friends that are top blokes, but you would fuck them senseless if they had a vagina
20:00 <Aphox> you do
20:00 <Discordia> Over 20 years you would have thought conversations would have evolved more on IRC lol
20:00 <Aphox> admit it
20:00 <Picard> Matthew u are so so easy to read
20:00 <johninja> its the homoerotica
20:00 <Matthew> it must be my return, Blarp
20:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, why can't greediness be a sexual orientation?
21:00 <johninja> gets everyone fired up
21:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, fuckin' A ... want their cake and eat it too 
21:00 <Matthew> I usually stir up tension
21:00 <Serenity> [7:20pm] <@Maurice> Theres no such thing as bisexual, it's just greediness
21:00 <Blarp> could be Matthew, I don't recall seeing you in the last 2 weeks
21:00 <Serenity> well im greedy then
21:00 <Serenity> i want the vag and the cock
21:00 <Maurice> I know, Serenity
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you are!
21:00 <doctor> i want it all!
21:00 <Blarp> but, I have been drunk for most of those two weeks, so I couldn't say for sure
21:00 <Picard> Serenity im greedy, i want your vag and strapon
21:00 <Doodle> who
21:00 <johninja> do you like queen Matthew?
21:00 <Aphox> Love the person, fuck the appropriate genitals, it's that easy
21:00 <Picard> he is a queen johninja
21:00 <Serenity> jesus
21:00 <Matthew> the artist or the sovereign?
22:00 <The_Baron> I believe deep down, everyone is a pansexual deviant 
22:00 <johninja> the artist
22:00 <johninja> the sovereign i would have said the
22:00 <Matthew> yes
22:00 <johninja> yeh they are great
22:00 <Aphox> Orgasm = Orgasm
22:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qIQLQEvsrg
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Andy Bull - Talk Too Much (Official Audio) (Date not found) 3:44 - Category: Music - 18,630 - 199 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> pansexual you reckon?
22:00 <TabMeat> I also enjoy the art of queen
22:00 <doctor> talk talk
22:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One. with enough deprivation, ppl will fuck anything
23:00 <Mew> whats pansexual
23:00 <The_Baron> :P
23:00 <Serenity> look i just want to fuck cock and lick boobs
23:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think 3/4s of this place would be anything other than the most boring of boring vanilla
23:00 <Serenity> i dont care what my sexuality is
23:00 <Mew> is it cookware fetish?
23:00 <Blarp> mmmm boob licking.... 
23:00 <johninja> i like pans
23:00 <Blarp> I like boobies
23:00 <johninja> but not in the normal way
23:00 <Serenity> pan sexuals love the person
23:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vNOwjkoCAQ
23:00 <Serenity> not the gender
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Talk Talk - It's My Life (1985) (HQ) (Date not found) 3:36 - Category: Music - 336,636 - 1,540 likes (98.9%), 17 dislikes (1.1%)
23:00 <Matthew> I LOVE THAT SONGGGGGGGGGG
23:00 <The_Baron> Pansexual -adjective -not limited in sexual choice with regard to biological sex, gender, or gender identity.
23:00 <The_Baron> noun
23:00 <Aphox> So the best ladyboy in thailand could not tempt you?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> what The_Baron said
24:00 <johninja> ic
24:00 <doctor> not the most beautiful looking chap but what a soul
24:00 <Picard> im going to thailand in september
24:00 <Picard> might try a ladyboy
24:00 <Aphox> yiss i am going soon
24:00 <johninja> lol
24:00 <The_Baron> so really, if ur fucking a plastic toy
24:00 <The_Baron> ur kind of a pansexual already
24:00 <The_Baron> :P
24:00 <Serenity> i fuck toys sometimes
24:00 <TabMeat> Pansysexual
24:00 <johninja> i have run out of questions
24:00 <Blarp> wouldn't that be plas-sexual?
24:00 <Serenity> id fuck a lady boy
24:00 <Aphox> does it count if you mentally fuck idiots?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> pansexual
24:00 <Matthew> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zU7FPWvUGM
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wang Chung - Hypnotize Me (Date not found) 4:28 - Category: Music - 13,621 - 65 likes (98.5%), 1 dislikes (1.5%)
24:00 <Serenity> tits and dick on one body
24:00 <Blarp> :D
24:00 <Serenity> hell yes
24:00 <Bastardly_One> loves everyone and everything
25:00 <johninja> who wants to join me on the balcony for a spliff?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> LongLeggedBabe was so hot 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> wish I had some old pics
25:00 <The_Baron> johninja, spliffs
25:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I have one 
25:00 <johninja> ;)
25:00 <The_Baron> c'mon!
25:00 <doctor> nice one Matthew
25:00 <johninja> yeh at my mates
25:00 <johninja> havn't made a bong yet
25:00 <Bastardly_One> very attractive lady boy
25:00 <johninja> dunno if i will
25:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta find it now
25:00 <The_Baron> johninja, ur priorities are in the wrong place
25:00 <The_Baron> go make a bong ffs!
25:00 <johninja> i smoke spliffs when i travel a lot
25:00 <The_Baron> :P
25:00 <Matthew> I love Wang Chung <3
25:00 <Blarp> hmmm speaking of balconys I need to get my upstairs neighbour kicked out
25:00 <johninja> smoked 2 oz in spliffs when i got back from nimbin
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs johninja
26:00 <johninja> i smoke rollies man
26:00 <Mew> can-pipe it up
26:00 <johninja> so just chuck some green in
26:00 <johninja> get mashed all day
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give ya one when I go to Mornington again
26:00 <johninja> ftw
26:00 <Bastardly_One> probably the weeend
26:00 <johninja> nah i'm not out there now
26:00 <Bastardly_One> *weekend
26:00 <Matthew> you can remove the word 'Chung' from that statement... and it would still be true
26:00 <johninja> in the CBD
26:00 <Blarp> they keep throwing parties until 5am in the morning, and not inviting me... and someone always throws up onto my courtyard
26:00 <johninja> even bettere
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, biffed?
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs dickhead
26:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah even easier *L*
26:00 <johninja> sucks Blarp :(
26:00 <Serenity> if someone spewed in my courtyard
26:00 <Blarp> yup
27:00 <Aphox> if someone is throwing up in your courtyardf it better be you, because of your invite to the sick partt
27:00 <Serenity> i would go upstairs and drag them out by the ears
27:00 <Aphox> y
27:00 <Serenity> and rub their fucking faces in it
27:00 <The_Baron> no you wouldn't Serenity
27:00 <Matthew> I love a good courtyard
27:00 <The_Baron> you'd peek through the curtains and curse to yourself at most
27:00 <Serenity> hahah thats cute
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
27:00 <doctor> dont like throwing up around people. strickly a private matter for me
27:00 <johninja> just chuck your rubbish over the balcony
27:00 <johninja> and water
27:00 <Serenity> ive abused upstairws neighbours for that kind of shit before dude
27:00 <johninja> mybe some piss and shit
27:00 <Aphox> make it a party affair
27:00 <partay> id pay to see a ladyboy fuck Serenity
27:00 <johninja> cum
27:00 <Aphox> we fuckers wanted me to driunk
27:00 <Serenity> you dont understand how much i hate vomit
27:00 <Matthew> I cannot understand people that litter... it's so bad
27:00 <Aphox> this is what happens
28:00 <Aphox> *bleugh*
28:00 <The_Baron> I dunno what I'd do
28:00 <The_Baron> I used to be the vomit leaver
28:00 <johninja> are bodily fluids litter?
28:00 <The_Baron> it would feel hypocritical to lambast someone for it
28:00 <Aphox> Yes
28:00 <Aphox> any dna is litter
28:00 <johninja> i see
28:00 <Aphox> i will confiscate it as evidence 
28:00 <Blarp> I'm renting Serenity... so dragging them out by the ears, might be a breach of my lease
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <Aphox> all of it
28:00 <Matthew> just people who chuck rubbish on the ground... they should find the closest bin rather than be lazy
28:00 <johninja> yes Matthew
29:00 <johninja> Matthew is on playground duty this week
29:00 <Serenity> i lived in a complex of 40 units i was on the bottom floor you had to stand up for yourself lol
29:00 <doctor> Drinking with people is fun for maybe an hour or two, but soon you have to find a way to make them into strangers again
29:00 <Matthew> yes... yes I am
29:00 <johninja> lol
29:00 <fawks> YAYYY
29:00 <fawks> FUCK OFF BROOKE
29:00 <Bastardly_One> not the best pic of her ... she's in the middle ... the ladyboy ... http://b.pcb3.fubar.com/42/41/661424/2030676778.jpg
29:00 <Blarp> yeah, I'm planning on sending photo's to my real eastate agent tomorrow
29:00 <The_Baron> last time I had a conflict with a neighbour, she yelled at me coz of my dog, then said I was a drug addict
29:00 <Bastardly_One> the other one on the left is Ania
29:00 <The_Baron> so I blew weed smoke in her face
29:00 <johninja> lol The_Baron
29:00 <The_Baron> (I was having a pipe at the time)
29:00 <The_Baron> I showed her!
29:00 <The_Baron> :P
30:00 <Picard>   wooo hoo the cunt is going back to tassie
30:00 <johninja> "least i'm not addicted to being a fuckwit eh"
30:00 <johninja> ok i made that up
30:00 <johninja> 5/10
30:00 <The_Baron> she just didn't like me
30:00 <The_Baron> she'd yell at me for my dog barking
30:00 <Mew> did you bang it b1?
30:00 <Mew> pls say yes
30:00 <The_Baron> but 80% of the time it was the other neighbours dog which sounded nothing like mine
30:00 <Blarp> b1? 
30:00 <doctor> was she one of those bittle lonely people?
31:00 <doctor> butter*
31:00 <Bastardly_One> Mew, I could of ... she was married to another irc'er
31:00 <doctor> bitter*
31:00 <Mew> bastardly one Blarp
31:00 <Serenity> im going to murder my neighbours dog
31:00 <Serenity> yappy little cunt
31:00 <Blarp> :D
31:00 <Mew> whoa
31:00 <johninja> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10296946_10154321024420045_1550202421123730417_n.jpg 
31:00 <Dark_Weather> I'd rather u around with long hair ............ n we could pass stuffs around n shit
31:00 <Blarp> I was going to go looking for b2
31:00 <Bastardly_One> we hung out 24/7 almost
31:00 <Blarp> just in case Picard wanted 2 banana's up his arse :P
31:00 <Mew> ladyboy marriage is legal in aus?
31:00 <johninja> i like the tranny on the far left
31:00 <doctor> who would know?
31:00 <johninja> she has nice hair
31:00 <doctor> they're quite convincing these days
31:00 <johninja> woops right
31:00 <johninja> of pic
32:00 <johninja> with the glasses
32:00 <Serenity> i think its funny you're the speak no evil Bastardly_One
32:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, she conned him to go to singapore to do it
32:00 <Serenity> when you never stfu
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'm hot ;)
32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's the idea Serenity :P
32:00 <johninja> :p
32:00 <Mew> oh cool
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the pic was my idea
32:00 <Mew> my mum eloped in NZ
32:00 <The_Baron> adams apple
32:00 <Serenity> i have a 3 monkeys pic with some friends
32:00 <The_Baron> only asians seem to really pull it off
32:00 <Mew> not with a ladyboy tho
33:00 <Serenity> i think id be massively horned up by a ladyboy
33:00 <johninja> my ladyboy was abo native american
33:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty funny going to places with her and she was so racist
33:00 <The_Baron> A ladyboy with a gigantic penis that pooped out cake
33:00 <Bastardly_One> always going off about gooks
33:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
33:00 <Mew> exactly
33:00 <Mew> rainbow cake
33:00 <johninja> a ladyboy that knows muaythai
33:00 <Bastardly_One> she was boner material in real life
34:00 <Bastardly_One> she comes up worse in pics 
34:00 <The_Baron> just saying, adams apple gives it away though
34:00 <Mew> lol gd 1
34:00 <johninja> yeh The_Baron
34:00 <alcazar>  Japan's PM vows to resume whale hunt!  FUCK OFF U INHUMANE JAPS-  LEAVE THOSE WHALES ALONE!
34:00 <johninja> YEH!
34:00 <The_Baron> but the operations are so expensive
34:00 <The_Baron> so fair enough
34:00 <johninja> go fuck shit up greenpeace
34:00 <Bastardly_One> 3000
34:00 <Bastardly_One> from ... Thailand
34:00 <johninja> get locked up in a russian prison
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <johninja> you fucking deadshit
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> thats where she got done
35:00 <The_Baron> I wouldn't trust a Thai doctor to pull out a tampon
35:00 <Bastardly_One> for 3 grand
35:00 <johninja> lol 
35:00 <The_Baron> :P
35:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently they have that downpat
35:00 <johninja> i guess they do it enough
35:00 <Bastardly_One> and you know how they moisten the vag?
35:00 <johninja> pee?
35:00 <Bastardly_One> anal secretion gland
35:00 <johninja> ooh
35:00 <Bastardly_One> so the new vag would smell like arse I guess
35:00 <Mew> my friend got fakeys in thailand and they look perfect
35:00 <johninja> poopgina
35:00 <Mew> it was a package deal
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and apparently they basically invert the penis
36:00 <Maurice> The guy in that ladyboy pic looks like Pheobes dad in Friends
36:00 <Bastardly_One> kind of turn the muscle inside out in a way
36:00 <Bastardly_One> with the long hair?
36:00 <johninja> lol my mate got high and crashed
36:00 <johninja> woke up at liek 1pm too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> talking to Maurice 
37:00 <Mew> she looks a bit like John Redcorn too
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll find her ex hubby
37:00 <alcazar>  Japan's PM vows to resume whale hunt!  FUCK OFF U INHUMANE JAPS-  LEAVE THOSE WHALES ALONE!
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he used to be called m0nkey
37:00 <johninja> ...
37:00 <Bastardly_One> really nice guy 
37:00 <johninja> kill it
37:00 <Blarp> alcazar really ... I think your point is made
38:00 <faux>  ok
38:00 <Maurice> This dude http://cdn3.whatculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/friends-frank.jpg
38:00 <TabMeat> I dont wanna sound like picard but, fuck whales....
38:00 <Mew> wow that guys better than Element
38:00 <Blarp> indeed 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> this is her ex hubby ... see why she conned him ... he has nice guy written all over his face
38:00 <Bastardly_One> http://b.pca2.fubar.com/42/41/661424/3492385650.jpg
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> oh god double thick choc mint custard
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> i am in HEAVEN!
39:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice, that guy is me :P
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose I did now you mention it
39:00 <faux> picard irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10442512_679560172081159_1032606849893789815_n.jpg
39:00 <Maurice> Then you look like Frank Buffay Sr in it
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <faux> that photo is so gay
39:00 <Bastardly_One> which one?
39:00 <faux> yours
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <Bastardly_One> damn right
40:00 <faux> like i feel like after the photo was taken you suked each others dicks
40:00 <partay> lol faux
40:00 <The_Baron> is that a velure jacket?
40:00 <faux> it has that vibe
40:00 <Bastardly_One> it's titled ... we're not gay we're just close friends
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> faux irl http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bb/West-Beirut1983.jpg
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's a fucking brown velvet jacket cunt
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and I was wearing black suede pointy boots
40:00 <Bastardly_One> got a problem? :P
40:00 <Maurice> Whats a jacket cunt
40:00 <The_Baron> no not at all
40:00 <Loof> sup johninja, The_Baron, Mew
40:00 <johninja> hey Loof
40:00 <The_Baron> *cough*hipster*cough*
40:00 <faux> beirut is beautiful, thanks semen
41:00 <The_Baron> yo Loof
41:00 <Bastardly_One> good, I thought I looked awesome ... I was a Church hipster
41:00 <Bastardly_One> as in the band
41:00 <johninja> a couch you can wear as a shirt?>
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> hey loof.
41:00 <johninja> i'll take 3
41:00 <doctor> couch hipster
41:00 <Loof> hey [sA3m0n] 
41:00 <The_Baron> I can't really talk, I still own a awful lot of corduoroy
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> :)
41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck!
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> look how fat my face is
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> wtf
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> cunt
41:00 <faux> is that a recent pic
41:00 <johninja> i think it looks fine 
41:00 <Blarp> brofist of /part
41:00 <Bastardly_One> that was not long after my lung collapsed
42:00 <johninja> just 2 mates hanging out
42:00 <johninja> gently touching each other
42:00 <johninja> and maybe some kissing
42:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh ... old as fuck ... I haven't had hair for ages
42:00 <johninja> nothing gay
42:00 <TabMeat> Will you be staying as this character for long semen?
42:00 <faux> caressing each others balls
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <TabMeat> Not one of your best characters
42:00 <The_Baron> it's only gay if you buy them breakfast
42:00 <The_Baron> sheesh
42:00 <[sA3m0n]> im sorry Bastardly_One i know you are not gay
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> but that pic looks gay as fuck
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> specially that guy next to ya
43:00 <Mew> one of my exes used to wear this orangey brown velvet jacket everywhere ill find a pic
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> velvet jacker
43:00 <Dark_Weather> u're the bread crumb amongst 100000000000000000000000 ethiopians ol dude :D
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> jacket
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> classy motherfucka
43:00 <Dark_Weather> atm anyways*
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> u got shawn michales circa 1990s hair
44:00 <Bastardly_One> far out!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> why did I take this?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> http://b.pca3.fubar.com/42/41/661424/2352608358.jpg
44:00 <Bastardly_One> teenage mutant ninja hannibal bastard
44:00 <Mew> http://i.imgur.com/fbbb1Nn.jpg 
44:00 <Mew> that jacket 
45:00 <Mew> so bad
45:00 <Bastardly_One> the 2 on the right
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> ew 
45:00 <Bastardly_One> they got those from this shop on FB
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> u an s&m freak Bastardly_One
46:00 <Bastardly_One> they're popular atm
46:00 <partay> always a sigh of anticipation when Mew posts a link 
46:00 <The_Baron> I had a jacket similar to that
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I am actually ... stfu or I'll lock in in my dungeon gimp
46:00 <The_Baron> except it was corduoroy and burgandy
46:00 <The_Baron> just similar cut
46:00 <Bastardly_One> hah!
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> where u buy that hoody and mask frm?
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> i want one
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> its badass
46:00 <Bastardly_One> no wonder you're shutting up The_Baron
46:00 <Mew> you dandy
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you were as bad as I
47:00 <Bastardly_One> that mask I found in an opshop
47:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, the things you do when ur fucked up
47:00 <The_Baron> :P
47:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know where to get them from 
47:00 <Serenity> why are you asw'ing
47:00 <The_Baron> though now I'm all about the normcore
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and was amusing to watch the kinsters come in and look at it 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and never buy it
47:00 <Bastardly_One> so I finally got it for $3
47:00 <Bastardly_One> still got it 
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> op shop?
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> so its like second hand?
48:00 <doctor> marge the rains are ere
48:00 <Bastardly_One> so comfy ... it's just a piece of foam
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> i wouldnt want to wear a 2nd hand mask
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that one is 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> but I know where to buy them
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> where?
48:00 <TabMeat> Yes, lets do ads.
48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a motorcycle/pig hunting mask 
48:00 <TabMeat> Not happy jan!!
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> ah i will just ebay that
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> hrm
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One wat happened to the shields mask?
49:00 <[sA3m0n]> for a few weeks there they were wearing these goofy masks as they made their entrances
49:00 <Bastardly_One> the best thing about that mask
49:00 <Bastardly_One> is the restriction
49:00 <Serenity> i have a ghostface mask
49:00 <Serenity> i win
49:00 <Bastardly_One> your nose squashes
49:00 <Aphox> ghost face killa
49:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can't move your chin
49:00 <Bastardly_One> always try shit on yourself before doing it on someone else I say
50:00 <Mew> ......what
50:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, sweet Serenity
50:00 <Mew> scat
50:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... well, no
50:00 <Bastardly_One> don't shit on yourself Mew
50:00 <Serenity> b1's into poo
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean whipping and crap
50:00 <Mew> ill try
50:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, in a few years Serenity remember?
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm to send you a pm in 5 yrs
51:00 <johninja> how do you find dodo Aphox?
51:00 <Bastardly_One> and come out of the closest aren't I?
51:00 <Serenity> whatever floats your boat mate
51:00 <johninja> whats happening now?
51:00 <[sA3m0n]> ikr Serenity? he's gross.
52:00 <johninja> all this boat talk is making me horny
52:00 <Serenity> im toeier than a roman sandal atm
52:00 <johninja> Police investigate the discovery of a woman's body on a beach south of Byron Bay
52:00 <partay> lol
52:00 <johninja> is she dead?
52:00 <johninja> or just on the beach?
52:00 <johninja> because that is some shit news
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> why are you asking? u scared its thecrows body?
53:00 <doctor> bad journalism 
53:00 <johninja> ;)
53:00 <doctor> plenty of that around
53:00 <johninja> she washed up finally
53:00 <The_Baron> woman found on the beach in Byron Bay, locals say she will give head for Henna Tattoos and tasteless lentil soup
53:00 <johninja> should hve slit the stomach
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
53:00 <Serenity> i wish it was your body [sA3m0n]
53:00 <The_Baron> :P
53:00 <faux> beached whale
53:00 <johninja> the will dispose of her like they do with other whales
53:00 <johninja> lolol
54:00 <faux> Hey guys. ¬_¬
54:00 <faux> It wasn't me.
54:00 <faux> Don't be stupid.
54:00 <faux> ¬_¬
54:00 <doctor> did you kill somebody faux?
54:00 <Mew> lmfao
54:00 <faux> no im being thecrow
54:00 <The_Baron> one day I'd like to go to Byron Bay, and do a Hippy Vaccination drive
54:00 <Mew> Ugh.
54:00 <faux> oh sorry im supposed to talk more about her boobs
55:00 <doctor> oh
55:00 <faux> My boobs are huge.
55:00 <faux> Everybody loves my boobs.
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <The_Baron> faux, so u keep saying
55:00 <partay> wait
55:00 <Rak> ohai faux
55:00 <partay> everybody?
55:00 <partay> but me 
55:00 <johninja> much pms?
55:00 <faux> im not talking about me you idiots
55:00 <partay> again
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <faux> [21:54] <faux> no im being thecrow
55:00 <Picard> lies
55:00 <Picard> u are flat chestes
55:00 <The_Baron> show your boobs anyway
55:00 <Picard> chested
55:00 <The_Baron> that's what is wrong with this chan atm
55:00 <Serenity> OMG MY BOOBS ARE SAH MASSIVE
55:00 <The_Baron> no boobs
55:00 <Serenity> HEY EVERYONE
55:00 <Serenity> I HAVE BOOBS
55:00 <faux> lmao
55:00 <Dark_Weather> poooooooooooooooooooooooor
55:00 <Serenity> GUYS
55:00 <Serenity> MY BOOBS ARE BIGGER THAN EVERYONES
55:00 <Serenity> BOOBS..
56:00 <Rak> ohai Serenity
56:00 <Dark_Weather> Mewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
56:00 <Picard> settle
56:00 <partay> we all love your Boobs Serenity
56:00 <faux> omg these people are so dense
56:00 <faux> llol
56:00 <Serenity> oh god you idiots dont understand sarcasm
56:00 <faux> they think we're tlaking about ourselves
56:00 <faux> :'(
56:00 <Rak> not in the slightest
56:00 <Mew> Just because I have luscious breasts. Gosh
56:00 <johninja> boobs are cool
56:00 <johninja> but i like them all
56:00 <johninja> not just big ones
56:00 <faux> I don't add people I don't know to Facebook. But I will fuck them after a week.
56:00 <Rak> ohai Mew
56:00 <Mew> +.
56:00 <Blarp> I like boobs too....
56:00 <faux> You fuckwit. ¬_¬
56:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh my gosh!
57:00 <The_Baron> so c'mon
57:00 <The_Baron> oil em up ladies
57:00 <The_Baron> and get those cams fired up
57:00 <Serenity> hahhayeah
57:00 <Serenity> wont add you to fb
57:00 <Serenity> but she'll fuck the shit out of you
57:00 <faux> lmao
57:00 <The_Baron> sounds like too much effort
57:00 <faux> didnt she fuck max power after like 17 minutes
57:00 <johninja> i'm trying not to be a cunt lol
57:00 <Picard> lol
57:00 <Serenity> oh woah i forgot about him
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> plenty of escorts that i fuck i wont want to add of fb if i had a fb
57:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, I caught up
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I know now
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> wats the big deak
57:00 <Serenity> yes it was literally like half a day
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> deal
58:00 <Bastardly_One> do it john!
58:00 <faux> well you told us she has inverted nipples johninja
58:00 <Bastardly_One> be a cunt
58:00 <johninja> yes
58:00 <faux> thats pretty juicy
58:00 <faux> lmao
58:00 <johninja> and i called her a whale
58:00 <johninja> but yeh
58:00 <faux> i love how shes like
58:00 <johninja> no harm no foul
58:00 <Picard> fuck me i should of answered her call that night
58:00 <faux> My boobs are huge etc but I have a tiny waist
58:00 <faux> and im lik
58:00 <faux> e
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <Serenity> she fucked that other guy from here didnt she
58:00 <johninja> she is a larger lady
58:00 <faux> k
58:00 <johninja> but thats fine
58:00 <johninja> i like all ladys
58:00 <johninja> not just small ones
58:00 <Serenity> i cant pick on her for being fat
58:00 <Serenity> im fat
58:00 <Serenity> but i dont deny it like her
59:00 <faux> its not about her being fat
59:00 <faux> its about her being in denial about being fat
59:00 <faux> yes
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <Mew> why would you try to not be a cunt? we all have faults but changing our tune should not be one of them 
59:00 <Picard> why are we being cunts about someone who isnt here to defend themselves?
59:00 <Serenity> im soo tiny its just my boobs
59:00 <Serenity> uh no
59:00 <Mew> b tru b u
59:00 <faux> Picard can you leave so we can talk about you pls
59:00 <Picard> faux suck my hairy balls
59:00 <Serenity> like you can talk about being a cunt about people who arent here
59:00 <faux> lmao
59:00 <Serenity> you piss on about people who have never used irc
00:00 <Picard> Serenity im a cunt all the time
00:00 <Picard> i do?
00:00 <Picard> ffs are u high tonight?
00:00 <Serenity> oh god stop with the act
00:00 <Serenity> its so fucking annoying
00:00 <johninja> nah its hard to stop
00:00 <johninja> but she didn't really do anything much to me that i know of
00:00 <faux> wwho
00:00 <Picard> who do i talk about that doesnt use irc?
00:00 <Picard> wouldnt that be pointless?
00:00 <faux> i talk about non irc people sometimes 
00:00 <faux> like bert newton
00:00 <Serenity> you have been going on for weeks about josh's parents and mels dead mother
01:00 <faux> i
01:00 <Serenity> dead people ffs..
01:00 <faux> o*
01:00 <Picard> lol
01:00 <Serenity> who really cant defend themselves
01:00 <Picard> they are dead
01:00 <Picard> it doesnt matter what i say
01:00 <Serenity> oh pleaase
01:00 <The_Baron> however legally u can slander the dead all you like without legal repurcussion
01:00 <johninja> you reckon bert and matthew ever punched on
01:00 <Picard> i could start on you?
01:00 <johninja> burt has such a huge head
01:00 <Serenity> youre only defending her because youve got a hard on for her
01:00 <johninja> it would be easy to hit
01:00 <johninja> almost tempting
01:00 <[sA3m0n]> `ban Picard plz
02:00 <Serenity> have you seen matt newtons forhead
02:00 <Picard> matthew would be so easy to himt
02:00 <Picard> hit
02:00 <The_Baron> johninja, of course they've punched on
02:00 <Serenity> its like a fucking cinema screen
02:00 <The_Baron> and what a hillarious domestic that woulda been
02:00 <Bastardly_One> how about we ban you semen
02:00 <johninja> Picard how have you not fucked her yet?
02:00 <johninja> no offence
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> i hate it when ppl disrespect the dean
02:00 <The_Baron> PATTY GET THE HOSE
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> dead
02:00 <Picard> johninja i havnt tries
02:00 <Picard> tried
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> no decency watsoever
02:00 <johninja> you should
02:00 <johninja> probs get in
02:00 <johninja> get her drunk
02:00 <Picard> she did call me when i was at crown and i didnt answer the call
02:00 <johninja> yeh
02:00 <Picard> nuh man i dont want to, im happily worried
02:00 <faux> LOL
02:00 <faux> WORRIED
03:00 <Serenity> lolllllll
03:00 <faux> freudian
03:00 <johninja> i wouldn't bother doing anything else tho
03:00 <faux> exxxxxxxxxxxxxcellent
03:00 <johninja> she is cray cray
03:00 <Serenity> who was that guy from here
03:00 <Serenity> now max
03:00 <Serenity> the other one
03:00 <faux> BUll
03:00 <Serenity> she fucked him too
03:00 <Serenity> bull
03:00 <Serenity> thats it
03:00 <The_Baron> who fucked who?
03:00 <Bastardly_One> catch up The_Baron
03:00 <johninja> nah i doubt thebull fucked her
03:00 <Bastardly_One> even I'm up to speed
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> me too i had a go with her as well
03:00 <Serenity> dude
03:00 <Serenity> of course he did
03:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, effort
03:00 <johninja> because he came to pick her up one night when she had one of her episodes
03:00 <Serenity> no you didnt [sA3m0n]
03:00 <The_Baron> I never been good at gossip
03:00 <johninja> he was butthurt bout me tho i think
03:00 <Mew> BuLL was cool i wouldve fucked him 
04:00 <faux> lmao
04:00 <The_Baron> it's like tryin to read War and Peace
04:00 <The_Baron> too many characters
04:00 <johninja> because she gave him these condoms tht were too small for me
04:00 <johninja> he got insulted
04:00 <johninja> i think he likes her too
04:00 <Serenity> lol...
04:00 <Picard> who was bull?
04:00 <faux> if they were too small 4 you then how small were they sheesh
04:00 <faux> oo burn
05:00 <Mew> do you want some ice john?
05:00 <Mew> tśssssss
05:00 <The_Baron> gots some shabs, Mew?!
05:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10274101_822713431091547_401530141649571913_n.jpg
05:00 <faux> :')
06:00 <Mew> i got sum 98% shabs m8
06:00 <The_Baron> the one on the left is u isn't it faux?
06:00 <Mew> come round for a pip m8
06:00 <faux> me irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1459784_820916391271251_222862691008598443_n.jpg
06:00 <stebie> john wants iced coffee
06:00 <stebie> stat
06:00 <Serenity> that picture made my skin itchy
06:00 <Picard> lol
06:00 <faux> me and my cousins https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/10157132_811335058896051_5463319906980679134_n.jpg
07:00 <Bastardly_One> far out faux that first one
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <partay> this would be Mew     http://37.media.tumblr.com/0e31beea92af7ebe8a3a0dae59e349dc/tumblr_mu2xa4OTeA1rx7qzwo1_400.gif
07:00 <Bastardly_One> she's pretty but talk about foundation city
07:00 <Bastardly_One> the first one 
07:00 <johninja> the milky bars are on me ;p~
07:00 <Mew> nailed it partay
07:00 <faux> yes well these are pics from a makeupp artists page
07:00 <faux> so theyre going to be wearing makeup
07:00 <johninja> lol faux
08:00 <Picard> thats a bit too much
08:00 <johninja> you bitch
08:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One is a make up professional
08:00 <boomer> Abstract artists
08:00 <faux> what
08:00 <faux> whatd i do now
08:00 <faux> o teh small dick comment
08:00 <faux> take thattttt
08:00 <johninja> burn
08:00 <johninja> lol 
08:00 <johninja> yeh
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I am Serenity?
08:00 <Serenity> apparently
08:00 <johninja> i lioke what you did with your hair in the 1st one
08:00 <Bastardly_One> faux would know where I'd get tips from ... a beetroot
08:00 <faux> lmao
09:00 <The_Baron> johninja, it's true, ur dick is smaller than faux's nose
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <faux> eveyrthing is ssmaller than my nose
09:00 <Serenity> oh harsh
09:00 <xm> The_Baron> however legally u can slander the dead all you like without legal repurcussion <--- yeah, looked that up several years ago to make sure too. i also wonder if it's slander to say something like Ricky Martin is a closet-hetero
09:00 <Picard> lol
09:00 <johninja> its like a mushroom
09:00 <Picard> nasty
09:00 <johninja> even has spots on
09:00 <The_Baron> xm, it probably is
09:00 <The_Baron> lol
10:00 <Mew> it didnt look too big for normal condoms in the dick pic that got spammed
10:00 <milk> I think alcazar has been drinking
10:00 <The_Baron> I suppose it's a dainty nose, for a smelly arab
10:00 <The_Baron> :P
10:00 <johninja> yeh apparently the pic didn't do it justice
10:00 <Serenity> john forgot we've all seen his dick
10:00 <faux> youre an arab 2 gtfo
10:00 <Mew> ohhhhh
10:00 <Picard> some arabs are hot
10:00 <partay> Serenity you still didnt say who won the penis pepsi chalenge 
10:00 <johninja> i'll lpublish some more dick pics in the neaar future
10:00 <Serenity> oh
10:00 <johninja> then have a contest
10:00 <Picard> i dont like the ones with beards
10:00 <Serenity> who was it between again
11:00 <faux> you klook like you have a detachable knob
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <The_Baron> how can u tell cock size by a pic anyway?
11:00 <faux> it literally looks like a cap
11:00 <faux> lol
11:00 <The_Baron> unless he held up a Bic lighter next to it for comparrison
11:00 <Serenity> i think Maurice and i concluded that Doodle won
11:00 <johninja> yeh i think i squeeze it too much
11:00 <partay> ahhh Doodle of course 
11:00 <Maurice> We did
11:00 <johninja> need to get proffestional ones
11:00 <johninja> fuck
11:00 <faux> dudes make it look bigger by taking a pic from a below angle
11:00 <faux> not myspace angles
11:00 <johninja> tyring to hold a j while typing
11:00 <faux> professtional
11:00 <Maurice> Actually, we decided in PM he won, in channel I won
11:00 <Serenity> hhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah
11:00 <partay> lol
12:00 <faux> doodles dick is me fave shroom
12:00 <faux> partay has a pretty nice cock to
12:00 <faux> o
12:00 <johninja> i have big hands too
12:00 <Serenity> it was
12:00 <Serenity> Doodle partay dematerialised [Maverick]
12:00 <Serenity> tbh
12:00 <johninja> i want to see Doodle dick
12:00 <faux> hng
12:00 <The_Baron> hahahahah
12:00 <johninja> i heard Longie is quite impressive
12:00 <Doodle> you will never see my penis johninja
12:00 <The_Baron> I'm glad I wasn't around during these penis spam sessions
12:00 <johninja> :(
12:00 <johninja> dude
12:00 <johninja> come on
12:00 <milk> I have a small penis
12:00 <johninja> i thought we were mates
12:00 <partay> (no homo)
12:00 <faux> only johns got spammed
12:00 <johninja> lets go to the park
13:00 <faux> the rest were a little more discreet
13:00 <The_Baron> yeah, all good mates cross swords
13:00 <Serenity> took me long enough to get a shot
13:00 <johninja> and just hang out
13:00 <The_Baron> :P
13:00 <milk> basically, my penis is so small I try to get other dudes to pay for sex with my ex-girlfriend
13:00 <Serenity> you aint getting one
13:00 <Doodle> loool
13:00 <Maurice> anthonys got spammed too
13:00 <Maurice> And vomit
13:00 <johninja> maybe hold hands
13:00 <johninja> then kiss a little
13:00 <faux> oh
13:00 <Serenity> anthonys you couldnt see
13:00 <johninja> like mates
13:00 <faux> i didnt see his
13:00 <Doodle> err
13:00 <Maurice> Nobody could see it, faux
13:00 <faux> lmao
13:00 <Maurice> Zoom didn't go that far
13:00 <faux> that bad huh
13:00 <Serenity> was literally this pink tic tac
13:00 <faux> show meeeeeeeeeeeeee
13:00 <faux> i want to laugh
13:00 <The_Baron> so he was hung like Bart Simpson?
13:00 <Serenity> if your whole cock cant hang out of your zipper
13:00 <Serenity> you have issues
14:00 <Loof> i only gave mine out to one person who kept it to themselves
14:00 <faux> how many dudes are undoing their zippers right now
14:00 <Serenity> lolol
14:00 <Maurice> I know I am
14:00 <partay> i am
14:00 <Doodle> im not wearing pants
14:00 <Maurice> Doodle wins yet again
14:00 <faux> pics
14:00 <johninja> i have trackies on
14:00 <The_Baron> Maurice's cock could choke a dozen elephants
14:00 <johninja> trackie boners are ok but not when you are in the car with your dad
14:00 <milk> ROCK OUT WITH YOUR COCK OUT!
14:00 <johninja> i think about girls a lot
14:00 <faux> lmao
14:00 <Serenity> o.o
15:00 <faux> oh yay me temp is going down
15:00 <The_Baron> what if ur dad is also wearing trackies out of solidarity
15:00 <partay> ill take a few pics for faux
15:00 <faux> tY panadol
15:00 <faux> yay
15:00 <The_Baron> and you can both "boy the way that engine idles, huh?"
15:00 <faux> ill add them to me album
15:00 <faux> blow it up and laminate it et c
15:00 <Serenity> if i had a dick
15:00 <johninja> lol The_Baron
15:00 <Serenity> id have a boner right now
15:00 <partay> yep
15:00 <johninja> family tradition
16:00 <johninja> *woops thought it was the gear stick
16:00 <johninja> *everyone giggles
16:00 <johninja> *end scene
16:00 <partay> whats your preference faux
16:00 <johninja> i think partay should smash some irc gash
17:00 <Loof> or cock
17:00 <Serenity> id smash partay
17:00 <johninja> who is lumeah?
17:00 <partay> Serenity has just been added to my mailing list
17:00 <Dark_Weather> anyone heard any chick say "I can feel yew @ mah belly button!"?
17:00 <johninja> is she ok?
17:00 <faux> what preference
17:00 <johninja> is she ok annie?
17:00 <faux> omg pls dont type Dark_Weather
17:00 <Serenity> shes hagrid
17:00 <johninja> ic
17:00 <faux> ruining the moment
18:00 <johninja> Cleo10 it is then
18:00 <The_Baron> LOL
18:00 <Serenity> shes pieters gf
18:00 <johninja> /msg Cleo10 hi asl?
18:00 <Serenity> hands off
18:00 <The_Baron> imagine all that hip bruising
18:00 <faux> imagine how dirty youd have to be to think pieter's an acceptable bf
18:00 <The_Baron> or...don't
18:00 <johninja> lol
18:00 <Serenity> ugg
18:00 <johninja> he can't even get it up
19:00 <johninja> fucking junkies
19:00 <johninja> ..
19:00 <johninja> oh shit
19:00 <The_Baron> you don't need to get it up for some dumb slut to suck on it
19:00 <Serenity> das not his cock alright bro
19:00 <The_Baron> ask Bill Clinton
19:00 <johninja> /msg Pieter dude soz i just told everyone
19:00 <faux> lumeah's hair got caught in the ceiling fan while her and pieterr were fucking
19:00 <[Maverick]> thats how she got the facelift 
19:00 <Serenity> lol
19:00 <The_Baron> I thought lumeah was a bot
20:00 <faux> a fucking hideous bot
20:00 <Mew> what about that Lish chick
20:00 <The_Baron> shows what I know I suppose
20:00 <faux> i call her hagrid for a reason
20:00 <johninja> wow everyone thought my penis was small but you still were my friends anyways
20:00 <faux> she legit looks like him
20:00 <xm> it's Rikki Lee undercover collecting information
20:00 <johninja> that is true friendship
20:00 <Serenity> lish is hot isn't sge
20:00 <Mew> shes 28.f.melb apparently
20:00 <faux> lol
20:00 <johninja> lish lol
20:00 <faux> pics
20:00 <faux> i wanna see Jewel
20:00 <johninja> i think she is philipino or some shit
20:00 <[Maverick]> LOL xm 
20:00 <Serenity> jewel is a man
20:00 <Serenity> for sure
20:00 <faux> shes such a hostile cunt
20:00 <johninja> these hands are small i know
20:00 <[Maverick]> have you heard about the bullying page Pieter made?
21:00 <xm> yeah
21:00 <Serenity> everyone has
21:00 <milk> hmmm, I might need to go to the sexual health clinic
21:00 <Serenity> thats old news
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <The_Baron> I haven't
21:00 <The_Baron> see, I'm out of the loop
21:00 <johninja> whats wrong milk?
21:00 <milk> I have this nasty rash
21:00 <The_Baron> this is what happens when u have a life
21:00 <Serenity> aids
21:00 <johninja> i know a good doctor
21:00 <johninja> ahh just a rsh
21:00 <The_Baron> you miss out on gossip about people who have no impact on your life
21:00 <johninja> i can lend you some cream
21:00 <The_Baron> FML
21:00 <The_Baron> :P
21:00 <faux> yeah your life seems amazing
21:00 <Serenity> ...
21:00 <The_Baron> not amazing
21:00 <milk> nah nah, I need some oinkment
21:00 <johninja> milk is ok
21:00 <Serenity> youre here as much as anyone
21:00 <Picard> fuck me
21:00 <The_Baron> just awesome faux
21:00 <Serenity> calm down lady
21:00 <The_Baron> just awesome
22:00 <johninja> hes not that abusive
22:00 <faux> pllp
22:00 <xm> i find out from this channel stuff about people i never knew about them, even when ive seen them in channels for over 10 years
22:00 <johninja> or annoying
22:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, not quite as much as some 
22:00 <milk> someone rub some oinkment on me
22:00 <Aphox> urgh
22:00 <The_Baron> but I still miss half the gossip
22:00 <johninja> we have to work with what we have
22:00 <The_Baron> :P
22:00 <Aphox> fuck facebook for arguing with long exes
22:00 <Serenity> long exs
22:00 <Picard> delete the cunts
22:00 <The_Baron> love how yas got a bit defensive there
22:00 <Mew> you jimmie rustler, you
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <Mew> feather ruffla shit stirra
23:00 <johninja> dude this guy showed me a bud today
23:00 <johninja> was massive
23:00 <johninja> like..
23:00 <johninja> a mini football
23:00 <johninja> would have been almost a half who knows
24:00 <The_Baron> that's right Mew, nah I never get to really wind up people here
24:00 <milk> http://www.mojvideo.com/video-prince-and-the-new-power-generation-diamonds-and-pearls/d9da1cdd189822df0806
24:00 <The_Baron> I don't even wind up panda, and that's heaps easy
24:00 <xm> give it a try some time :)
24:00 <Picard> lol The_Baron
24:00 <johninja> who doesn't like prince?
24:00 <Picard> speaking of panda where is he?
24:00 <Serenity> oh god
24:00 <Serenity> good one baron
25:00 <The_Baron> raping your mum with a stump
25:00 <johninja> matthew is fun
25:00 <xm> he's practising in front of the mirror over what to say to you again on the voicemail, Picard 
25:00 <johninja> but i am bored of it
25:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, I didn't mean to start that 
25:00 <Picard> matthew is hilarious
25:00 <johninja> trying some new trolling techniques
25:00 <Picard> i think i broke panda
25:00 <Picard> :(
26:00 <johninja> he has been even crazier than normal recently
26:00 <xm> you opened panda's box
26:00 <Picard> sure has
26:00 <Picard> lol xm
26:00 <The_Baron> xm....good lord
26:00 <The_Baron> :P
26:00 <The_Baron> lol
26:00 <Picard> he could be on his way to cut off my head
26:00 <johninja> love is a battlefield
26:00 <partay> hes need a big saw 
27:00 <Picard> lol partgay
27:00 <The_Baron> okay enough of panda
27:00 <The_Baron> I am really regretting this already
27:00 <johninja> anyone ever fought a cab driver?
27:00 <johninja> its on my bucketlist
27:00 <The_Baron> can't even make a flippant remark 
27:00 <The_Baron> :P
27:00 <partay> faux im working on your pic
27:00 <xm> never. itd be on cam
27:00 <The_Baron> nope
27:00 <johninja> lol
27:00 <The_Baron> always gotten along with cabbies
27:00 <johninja> jail is ok
27:00 <faux> sik
27:00 <johninja> free food
27:00 <johninja> lots of sex
27:00 <faux> sif its free
27:00 <The_Baron> ever had prison casserole
27:00 <The_Baron> it's free
28:00 <The_Baron> but wether it is edible, is questionable
28:00 <faux> i meant the se
28:00 <faux> x
28:00 <The_Baron> :S
28:00 <Serenity> this is your fault baron
28:00 <faux> u pay 2 get your asshole teared
28:00 <Picard> melbourne cabbies are cunts
28:00 <johninja> lol
28:00 <xm> ableton live!
28:00 <xm> free
28:00 <Serenity> mmm asshole
28:00 <The_Baron> actually, most sex in prison is consensual
28:00 <xm> but is it stable?
28:00 <Picard> always trying to rip u off
28:00 <faux> yes i was being sincere
28:00 <The_Baron> only times ppl get raped is over debts and unpaid favours
28:00 <johninja> what is happening now>
29:00 <faux> you can get halal food n stuff
29:00 <The_Baron> u can
29:00 <faux> kosher
29:00 <faux> lol
29:00 <johninja> there is those tranny dudes too
29:00 <Serenity> rapea just half the fun
29:00 <The_Baron> I reckon the kosher and halal is actually the same shit in prison
29:00 <Mew> i love tweezering my eyeblouse
29:00 <The_Baron> who would know the difference?
29:00 <johninja> everything is probably halal
29:00 <faux> my ex got halal shit
29:00 <faux> idk
29:00 <Picard> his shit was halal?
30:00 <faux> i cant tell except this butcher keeps trying to feed me halal shit
30:00 <The_Baron> it's the same thing, different prayer
30:00 <faux> TRY IT TRY IT
30:00 <faux> no
30:00 <johninja> they just bash the fuck out of the cow, torture it, cut it up...halal
30:00 <faux> fuck off
30:00 <The_Baron> cut the jugular, say some mumbo jumbo in arabic or hebrew
30:00 <The_Baron> hey presto
30:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9We2XsVZfc
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30:00 <xm> in the UK most of the meat is halal i think
30:00 <johninja> yeh even here i think
30:00 <johninja> not 100%
30:00 <faux> we have halal maccas here in areas that are heaps muzzzo
30:00 <The_Baron> johninja, actually, the method of slaughter actually makes the meat taste better
30:00 <xm> is it now?
30:00 <faux> auburn
30:00 <johninja> some areas would be
30:00 <faux> lidcombe
30:00 <Serenity> stop fucking cordin me
30:00 <faux> marrickville etc
31:00 <The_Baron> u don't want an animal to be shocked or frightended before a slaughter really
31:00 <johninja> how do you beat up cows lips and udders though?
31:00 <faux> frightendededededed
31:00 <The_Baron> the meat gets seeped with adrenaline
31:00 <johninja> maybe with a small hammer
31:00 <The_Baron> gives it that metallic taste of commercial meat
31:00 <johninja> yeh man i know
31:00 <johninja> i have killed cows before
31:00 <The_Baron> I don't proscribe to the religious aspect, but the method of slaughter is far better than the bolt to the head
31:00 <The_Baron> so have I
31:00 <johninja> its better if they run a bit sometimes
32:00 <xm> i like underground meat from detroit
32:00 <The_Baron> I worked at an abbatoir for one summer 
32:00 <johninja> but not too much
32:00 <faux> lol
32:00 <johninja> the meat gets hot
32:00 <faux> googling it
32:00 <faux> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/could-you-murder-a-pizza-what-killers-and-rapists-eat-in-prison/story-fnixwvgh-1226698381737
32:00 <The_Baron> it was kinda crap
32:00 <The_Baron> a good clean cut to the jugular
32:00 <The_Baron> blood slowly seeps out
32:00 <The_Baron> meat tastes awesome
32:00 <johninja> we just shot them in the head with a 243
32:00 <johninja> same dif
33:00 <The_Baron> only did it with the bolt myself
33:00 <faux> Out in the main yard of one of Australia's largest prisons, in Goulburn, where murderers and rapists such as the Anita Cobby killers, the Janine Balding killers, the Skaf gang rape brothers and the Khan brother rapists spend six hours a day in rows of segregated cages, have a large and varied menu.
33:00 <faux> Selections include roast chicken, lasagne - vegetarian or beef - pies and spinach and ricotta burgers.
33:00 <faux> The food is prepared at central locations and is made up from vegetables grown on prison farms and milk from prison cows.
33:00 <The_Baron> they tend to piss and shit themselves
33:00 <faux> er skaf
33:00 <The_Baron> quite a scene
33:00 <Picard> well thats fucking gold, lol
33:00 <johninja> fuck eh
33:00 <johninja> i want to go to jail now
33:00 <johninja> that sounds delicious
33:00 <xm> i wonder how it compares to mental ward food
33:00 <The_Baron> it sounds it
34:00 <The_Baron> it doesn't taste it
34:00 <The_Baron> xm, actually, exactly the same
34:00 <xm> we always had papers with menu items and could tick off crap for the next meal
34:00 <Picard> i kill sheep off the farm
34:00 <xm> yeah, i suspected it'd be
34:00 <The_Baron> all institutional food is of the same substandard
34:00 <Picard> tasty fuckers
34:00 <johninja> how old Picard?
34:00 <Picard> lamb
34:00 <johninja> nice
34:00 <johninja> weathers?
34:00 <xm> cool. now i can say ive eaten priaon food
34:00 <The_Baron> prison casserole though
34:00 <The_Baron> my god
34:00 <xm> prison*
34:00 <Picard> and ewea
34:00 <faux> yah i knew they had like $60 for cigs n stuff
34:00 <xm> <--- told you i was hardcore
34:00 <johninja> ah yeh
34:00 <Picard> ewea
34:00 <Picard> ewes
34:00 <johninja> ewe
35:00 <The_Baron> u will fart so much, ur guts will hurt, u will think ur gonna shit urself every 5 minutes
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <Picard> fucken
35:00 <The_Baron> it's awful
35:00 <The_Baron> probably the only deterent for never getting locked up again
35:00 <The_Baron> that goddamn casserole
35:00 <johninja> probs changes from prison to prison
35:00 <faux> well ugh
35:00 <faux> thats nice
35:00 <faux> Lifer, Catherine Knight, who killed her partner and boiled up his head for an evening meal, has worked at Silverwater Women's Prison sorting out in-flight earphones for Qantas.
35:00 <faux> good lord
35:00 <johninja> delicious
35:00 <The_Baron> johninja, I been to 
35:00 <xm> wait, when i joked about you being in prison...?
35:00 <Picard> lol faux
35:00 <The_Baron> Goulbourn, Bathurst, Silverwater
35:00 <The_Baron> all the same
35:00 <johninja> ooh
35:00 <johninja> nice
36:00 <The_Baron> maybe there are others that are different
36:00 <faux> Serial killer, Ivan Milat, for example, likes to get coffee, chocolate wafers and flour, with which he makes damper, from the buy-up list.
36:00 <faux> lol
36:00 <johninja> lol
36:00 <faux> gud 1 Ivan
36:00 <johninja> the secret lives of serial killers
36:00 <xm> Brevik was whinging about his selection of games in Norway
36:00 <johninja> wonder if he hs a recipe 
36:00 <xm> he wanted a ... PS3
36:00 <xm> i think he doesnt know what the PS4 is ou
36:00 <xm> t
36:00 <johninja> maybe pandis can lend him one
36:00 <johninja> they would be mates
36:00 <xm> that*
36:00 <xm> lol
36:00 <faux> The 600 male and female murderers in NSW prisons may buy from a list of about 200 items, including dips, olives, popcorn, lemon lime and bitters, pub squash, Twinings tea, eggs, mozzarella and cream cheese, mixed nuts, a large range of biscuits.
37:00 <xm> "wow someone who finally gets me!"
37:00 <Picard> id like to meet milat, get some advice off him :)
37:00 <johninja> lol
37:00 <The_Baron> best is mixing ur custard with one artificial sweetener, and milk
37:00 <The_Baron> prison milkshake
37:00 <faux> LOL
37:00 <faux> Drugs are a fact of life in prison and no regime of checks and surveillance by prison authorities can prevent an amount of cannabis, heroin, ice or pills such as ecstasy getting inside the prison walls.
37:00 <faux> And at Christmas, it's traditional for inmates to hoard fruit and make batches of jail brew for a bit of seasonal cheer.
37:00 <The_Baron> used to love those
37:00 <Serenity> o.O
37:00 <Serenity> im going to prison
37:00 <Picard> poison the cnts
37:00 <Picard> no one will care
37:00 <johninja> lets rob a bank Serenity
38:00 <johninja> spend the cash
38:00 <Serenity> lets go
38:00 <johninja> go to jail
38:00 <xm> just go to a mental ward
38:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, u said u could never live without ur phone
38:00 <The_Baron> u'd never survive prison
38:00 <The_Baron> :P
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <faux> my ex had a phone in there
38:00 <johninja> Serenity would be ok i reckon
38:00 <xm> ward = allows phones!
38:00 <Serenity> off people in prison have phones
38:00 <faux> he just paid the seccy
38:00 <johninja> she has kids
38:00 <faux> used to share it with his cell m8 and i used to get the most random selfies 
38:00 <The_Baron> faux, ur ex wasn't that arab gangster who was running a massive drug ring in the west of sydney was he?
38:00 <Serenity> i could get myself into graylands i reckon
39:00 <faux> no that was my cousin
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <The_Baron> faux, ur arab
39:00 <The_Baron> ur all cousins
39:00 <faux> im not even jokin
39:00 <The_Baron> be more specific
39:00 <johninja> so much cousins
39:00 <johninja> yeh i remember
39:00 <Picard> faux yur ex was in prison?
39:00 <faux> yep
39:00 <faux> i was 19
39:00 <faux> and stupid
39:00 <Picard> what did he do?
39:00 <The_Baron> I remember one arab dealer I had telling me about how he accidentally picked up a cousin at a club
39:00 <faux> now im 25 and stupid
39:00 <The_Baron> and nearly fucked her
39:00 <faux> lol 
39:00 <The_Baron> u arabs, seriously
39:00 <The_Baron> u come here by the village load
39:00 <Picard> now you are 20something and still stupid?
39:00 <johninja> the trick is to be happy being stupid
40:00 <faux> beat you to it Picard
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <Picard> lol
40:00 <Picard> bitch
40:00 <The_Baron> so really
40:00 <The_Baron> arabs in this country should not crack onto other arabs
40:00 <faux> idk was kidnaping extortion possession some words that i didnt care about 
40:00 <Picard> arabs should be deported
40:00 <faux> we spoke for 3 months when he got locked up and i broke up with him
40:00 <faux> cos cbf
40:00 <Serenity> arent you and erins hubby related faux
41:00 <Picard> he still locked up?
41:00 <faux> no
41:00 <faux> lol
41:00 <johninja> haha
41:00 <Serenity> oh
41:00 <faux> idk Picard
41:00 <The_Baron> don't lie faux
41:00 <faux> we stopped talking
41:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, they are ALL related
41:00 <faux> obv
41:00 <Serenity> i thought you were
41:00 <The_Baron> seriously
41:00 <faux> nah i think like
41:00 <The_Baron> only like 5 families or some shit in australia
41:00 <faux> he knows mt relatives
41:00 <The_Baron> they breed like incestuous rabbits
41:00 <The_Baron> :P
41:00 <faux> ok The_Baron youre killing it now stop talking
41:00 <faux> youre turkish
41:00 <Serenity> The_Baron i cant handle your racism right now
41:00 <Serenity> calm down
41:00 <faux> you guys are practically the same
41:00 <faux> except muzzo
41:00 <faux> and worse
42:00 <The_Baron> turks aren't arabs
42:00 <The_Baron> simple
42:00 <xm> you Mongol, The_Baron 
42:00 <xm> :P
42:00 <The_Baron> ^^
42:00 <The_Baron> what he said
42:00 <partay> turks are mad
42:00 <faux> turks have acne
42:00 <johninja> turkish delight is ok
42:00 <faux> like every turk i know minus 2 have acne
42:00 <faux> lol
42:00 <The_Baron> that I aint heard
42:00 <faux> its weird
42:00 <The_Baron> make that 3
42:00 <xm> the japs, koreans, chinese and turks have the  'mongolian birth mark'
42:00 <The_Baron> I aint got acne
42:00 <partay> and small dicks 
42:00 <The_Baron> :P
42:00 <faux> its obv a coincidence
42:00 <Aphox> lol
42:00 <faux> nah partay
42:00 <faux> they have huge dicks
42:00 <johninja> i think everyone should just relax
42:00 <faux> srs
42:00 <The_Baron> and Serenity, I'm not actually being serious
42:00 <johninja> at least he isn't bolivian
42:00 <The_Baron> get over it
43:00 <Picard> turks are cunts
43:00 <johninja> they are seriously ugly
43:00 <xm> ive never ran into a Turk in Perth. they've all been Kurdish
43:00 <The_Baron> I know I got part arab in me
43:00 <The_Baron> the part of me that wants to fuck a goat
43:00 <xm> could be just a Perth thing
43:00 <johninja> want some more ;)
43:00 <johninja> i met an asian guy from perth with an okker accent
43:00 <johninja> it waas cool as
44:00 <Serenity> theres heaps of turks over belmont/carlisle/cloverdale area xm
44:00 <Serenity> HEAPS
44:00 <Picard> lol The_Baron
44:00 <The_Baron> actually I aint big on turks either
44:00 <The_Baron> those slimy sneaky fuckers
44:00 <johninja> lol
44:00 <fawks> Turks in sydney love wearing white
44:00 <fawks> Like allcwhite trackies 
44:00 <fawks> Its so ugly
45:00 <The_Baron> fawks, I know aye
45:00 <The_Baron> I used to live in auburn
45:00 <The_Baron> it was a sea of white trackies
45:00 <johninja> lol
45:00 <fawks> So did i
45:00 <fawks> Lol
45:00 <xm> Serenity: what i meant is that a lot of them were born in Turkey when you ask further they'd say something like "I'm Kurdish" or "I was born in Kurdistan"
45:00 <fawks> Where abouts?
45:00 <The_Baron> though I miss the food there
45:00 <The_Baron> fuck the food, so good
45:00 <The_Baron> so cheap
45:00 <fawks> You know ali baba
45:00 <xm> but when you ask*
45:00 <johninja> i think kurdistan is a country?
45:00 <Mew> gobble gobble
45:00 <johninja> or are the kurds an ethnic group
45:00 <johninja> i think maybe they had their own country
45:00 <The_Baron> kurds are an ethnic group
46:00 <johninja> then got fucked over
46:00 <The_Baron> the turks don't want them
46:00 <fawks> I was drunk and fucked my foot up. He came outside wanting wanting to help and hes like I GOT NO BANDAID but I have sticky tape and tissue
46:00 <The_Baron> the iraqi's don't want them
46:00 <xm> they are an ethnic group. sort of European in ancestry... related to the Medes-Persians i think
46:00 <johninja> the turks fucked a lot of people over
46:00 <The_Baron> the iranians don't want them
46:00 <fawks> And he wrapped my foot with sticky tape 
46:00 <fawks> I needed stitches .
46:00 <fawks> :/
46:00 <xm> what's weirder is that you get Jewish Kurds and Muslim ones and etc
46:00 <The_Baron> haha fawks
46:00 <The_Baron> oddly enough never met a ali baba in auburn
46:00 <johninja> i know in iraq they cause some trouble
47:00 <fawks> No its the food shop
47:00 <johninja> and get fucked up by saddam
47:00 <fawks> Lol
47:00 <fawks> On auburn road 
47:00 <The_Baron> met an Ali Cilek, an Ali Hussein, Ali Mehmet
47:00 <Mew> my parents took rory out for a dinner date at their holiday house tonight like 4hrs ago
47:00 <johninja> the 3 alis
47:00 <The_Baron> but no Ali Baba
47:00 <Mew> still not back
47:00 <Serenity> hes having dessert ok
47:00 <partay> 3 some
47:00 <Serenity> relax mum geesh
47:00 <Mew> i hope they steal him for the night
47:00 <Mew> lol
47:00 <partay> wait
47:00 <The_Baron> actually fawks, u remember that upstairs dingy cafe near the cop shop?
47:00 <partay> rory is your boy
47:00 <partay> i take that back
47:00 <Mew> ye
47:00 <The_Baron> that place is where I used to score some of the best weed in sydney
47:00 <xm> i might as well make a webpage counting down how long it's been since Panda has been in here. and it'd reset each time he comes back
48:00 <Picard> faux send me a pic
48:00 <partay> minus that
48:00 <Mew> oh lmao
48:00 <fawks> Yes ali baba is near there 
48:00 <Mew> partay
48:00 <Picard> then i can go to bed
48:00 <Picard> fawks
48:00 <fawks> What cunt 
48:00 <johninja> just use `seen xm
48:00 <johninja> then change your nick to his
48:00 <Picard> send me a pic
48:00 <fawks> No
48:00 <johninja> it removes the trace
48:00 <Picard> yes bitch
48:00 <partay> ill apologise with a penis pic for you too Mew
48:00 <xm> johninja: i just like the idea of a website with a black background and massive timer ticking 
48:00 <fawks> Hurry up partay how long does it take to whip it out
49:00 <johninja> lol
49:00 <Picard> eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
49:00 <johninja> a big red button 
49:00 <Aphox> cold beer. COLD BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER.
49:00 <partay> its all about the lighting faux
49:00 <johninja> ever been too oktoberfest?
49:00 <fawks> Lmao
49:00 <Aphox> http://youtu.be/ZEvQOPUHGH8
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49:00 <johninja> some dudes dress in the chicks clothes 
49:00 <johninja> its pretty funnt
49:00 <johninja> and the chicks look amazing
50:00 <Aphox> We're too close to slow donw
50:00 <johninja> don't stand
50:00 <johninja> don't stand so close to me
50:00 <Aphox> i am a ninja
50:00 <Aphox> if we can't see me standing
50:00 <johninja> `seen LadyInRed
50:00 <Aphox> you lack dexterity
50:00 <johninja> lol
50:00 <fawks> pretty funnt
50:00 <johninja> .
50:00 <fawks> heheheheh
51:00 <johninja> lol
51:00 <Picard> might take a shit and not flush to the wife finds it in the morning
51:00 <Picard> so*
51:00 <johninja> wow
51:00 <johninja> so much funny
51:00 <Aphox> Commande Picard
51:00 <Aphox> that is not very star fleet of you
51:00 <fawks> Ew
51:00 <johninja> trolling your wife because you secretly hate her
51:00 <Picard> lol
51:00 <fawks> I hope she beats you in your sleep
51:00 <Picard> fawks some night im sure the bitch does, i wake up sore
51:00 <Aphox> I will give you 3 x shopping bags of mine if it is easier
52:00 <johninja> i used to just reply to jess with "8====D" sometimes
52:00 <johninja> when she got all emo
52:00 <The_Baron> if she's married to Picard, she probably has no fight left in her
52:00 <Picard> lol The_Baron
52:00 <Picard> ive broke her
52:00 <The_Baron> imagine the soul crushing realisation every morning, oh god, I'm married to Picard
52:00 <Picard> she has a lovely life
52:00 <partay> lol
52:00 <johninja> does she garden?
52:00 <Aphox> In the terrarium
52:00 <Picard> nuh
52:00 <Mew> Picard you should put gladwrap oven the bowel and put the seat down so when she goes to piss in the morning itll go on her feet
52:00 <johninja> i fucking love plants
52:00 <Picard> i do the garden
52:00 <johninja> im gay for them
52:00 <Mew> and possibly pubes
53:00 <Mew> over*
53:00 <Picard> lol Mew
53:00 <The_Baron> no she's still tryin to find out how to smuggle enough Nembutal to end it all
53:00 <fawks> Imagine his wife calls him picard
53:00 <partay> what are pubes?
53:00 <Mew> bowl* jesua
53:00 <Mew> jesus
53:00 <fawks> Shes probably online right now spying on him 
53:00 <johninja> what kind of doona cover do you have?
53:00 <fawks> Partay is actually Picard's wife irl
53:00 <johninja> i'm rocking the TMNT one
53:00 <partay> id slit his throat in his sleep
53:00 <The_Baron> <fawks> Partay is actually Picard's wife irl <---sounds plausible
53:00 <Picard> lol partgay
54:00 <Picard> matthew is really my wife
54:00 <fawks> Wow
54:00 <fawks> I just blew so much shit out me nose
54:00 <johninja> lol
54:00 <fawks> Excellent 
54:00 <The_Baron> she must also have the personality of a bowl of rice bubbles
54:00 <Picard> yuk
54:00 <Picard> u filthy whore
54:00 <johninja> do you use paper towel as hankies
54:00 <fawks> No I use tissues like humans 
54:00 <johninja> :p
54:00 <fawks> lol
54:00 <fawks> Oh
54:00 <fawks> I get it
54:00 <fawks> lmao
54:00 <Picard> u are an ape
54:00 <fawks> Shut up alf
54:00 <fawks> Go fuck your wife
54:00 <The_Baron> I use paper towels for my spunk,john, tissue doesn't cut the mustard
55:00 <The_Baron> :P
55:00 <johninja> lol
55:00 <johninja> i use old shirts i don't like anymore
55:00 <fawks> And then you wear them
55:00 <johninja> maybe the ones people give me for gifts i don't like
55:00 <The_Baron> I use sheets of corrugated iron bitch
55:00 <johninja> its the ultimate revenge
55:00 <fawks> I know someone who cums in cups
55:00 <The_Baron> I shoot loads like a Silkwood Shower head
55:00 <fawks> .
55:00 <xm> im still waiting for puberty to arrive. i stare at it like a cartoon character looking into a water hose 
55:00 <fawks> Because its "cleaner"
55:00 <Picard> ok im off to bed
55:00 <Picard> night cunts
55:00 <fawks> Bye alf
56:00 <Picard> die in a fire
56:00 <johninja> getting the chick cum off your balls is a pain sometimes
56:00 <fawks> Wow
56:00 <fawks> Rude
56:00 <Picard> bite me arab
56:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqFxcMIPd3U
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56:00 <fawks> will gravy come out
56:00 <The_Baron> fawks, when they cum into a cup
56:00 <Picard> yes
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <The_Baron> do they aim at it from a great distance
56:00 <fawks> Excellent 
56:00 <fawks> No 
56:00 <Picard> im filled with gravy
56:00 <The_Baron> is it like a personal challenge
56:00 <Picard> and chocolate
56:00 <johninja> what did you spill it on?
56:00 <Mew> gravy is a weapon of mass destruction
56:00 <fawks> He did it on cam once and I asked if he was going to drink it
56:00 <johninja> boobs and gravy
57:00 <Picard> who did wat on cam?
57:00 <fawks> Then I asked him to cum in an ice tray and make cumsicles
57:00 <Mew> kfc chips are a weapon of mass destruction
57:00 <johninja> my 2nd and 3rd favourite things behind bacon
57:00 <fawks> But he refused 
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <fawks> Not you Picard go to sleep
57:00 <Picard> fawks u watch me jerk off and i will eat my cum for you
57:00 <johninja> i like how you didn't get creeped out but encouraged him
57:00 <Picard> fawks wants me
57:00 <fawks> That is very tempting 
57:00 <johninja> wow
57:00 <Picard> really
57:00 <johninja> ....
58:00 <Picard> lets do it
58:00 <fawks> Rofl
58:00 <Picard> i will cum on my hand and lick it off
58:00 <fawks> Pmg
58:00 <fawks> Stop
58:00 <fawks> Go to sleep pls
58:00 <Picard> pm me now
58:00 <fawks> I'm sick enough as it is
58:00 <johninja> the viagra is kicking in
58:00 <fawks> lmao
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <Picard> no viagra
58:00 <Picard> im rock hard for fawks
58:00 <johninja> wow
58:00 <Picard> love her tiny feet 
58:00 <johninja> very erotic
58:00 <fawks> Seriously about to spew
58:00 <Picard> i wanna suck her toes
58:00 <johninja> she does have nice feet
59:00 <Picard> they are sexy
59:00 <johninja> but why suck toes?
59:00 <Picard> mmmmmm @ her toes in my mouth
59:00 <johninja> i see
59:00 <Picard> fawks huni
59:00 <fawks> Mm green phlegm coming out my nose in bucketfuls
59:00 <johninja> lol
59:00 <Picard> ready to skype?
00:00 <Picard> cmon stina
00:00 <johninja> what do you want to talk about now?
00:00 <The_Baron> literal bucketloads
00:00 <fawks> Idk Picard killed the mood
00:00 <The_Baron> yes, another schnoz joke
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <johninja> nosebag
00:00 <Picard> lies fawks 
00:00 <johninja> like a horse
00:00 <fawks> excuse me
00:00 <The_Baron> she could do with a feedbag
01:00 <fawks> I am grug irl
01:00 <Picard> your snot killed it
01:00 <johninja> lol
01:00 <fawks> That was the point pickle dick
01:00 <Picard> she has a big nose, need a big bag
01:00 <johninja> yeh your nose isn't even that big tbh
01:00 <fawks> I like me nose
01:00 <fawks> If I was to change anything it'd be my beard
01:00 <The_Baron> I'd use your nose to shelve eccies
01:00 <johninja> hmm
01:00 <Picard> i like your beard
02:00 <fawks> lmao
02:00 <johninja> my nose hair gets annoying
02:00 <fawks> Weren't you leaving
02:00 <johninja> i think i would change that
02:00 <Picard> it tickles my balls when u deepthroat me
02:00 <The_Baron> mine used to, until someone bought me one of those microtrimmers
02:00 <fawks> This is ircsual harassment 
02:00 <fawks> I'm feeling violated 
02:00 <johninja> its a bit creepy
02:00 <Picard> u can violate me
02:00 <Picard> any way u like
02:00 <johninja> but pretty funny if trolling
02:00 <fawks> Hes obv trolling 
02:00 <fawks> lol
02:00 <Picard> no trolling, im serious
02:00 <Serenity> picards wife needs to put out more often
03:00 <TabMeat> Pluck them
03:00 <Serenity> hes on edge
03:00 <fawks> And not funny to me im actually gonna vom
03:00 <johninja> yeh
03:00 <johninja> what kinda porn do you like Picard?
03:00 <TabMeat> its theraputic
03:00 <fawks> Home and away porn
03:00 <Picard> Serenity got me hot talking about her strapon
03:00 <johninja> zing
03:00 <The_Baron> Serenity, she probably does
03:00 <The_Baron> just not for Picard
03:00 <johninja> its like pinball in here
03:00 <fawks> I wanna see pics of his mrs
04:00 <Picard> any porn johninja, just not gay shit
04:00 <johninja> cool
04:00 <fawks> I wonder how long foreplay takes trying to find each others genitals 
04:00 <Picard> fawks i go all night
04:00 <Serenity> im naked
04:00 <Picard> 6-8 times
04:00 <johninja> i like oral porn mainly
04:00 <Picard> Serenity pics please
04:00 <johninja> but i mix it up
04:00 <fawks> Oral is the worst 
04:00 <Serenity> no ty
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <fawks> Unless its a cunt
04:00 <The_Baron> I like facial surprise porn
05:00 <Picard> fawks did i tell u i stay hard after i cum
05:00 <johninja> cunt porn is ok too
05:00 <fawks> I hate watching a dude get his dick sucked
05:00 <The_Baron> where the chicks gag or scream or generally freak out after being cummed on
05:00 <fawks> Its so boring 
05:00 <johninja> wierd
05:00 <johninja> yeh i guess
05:00 <johninja> i fast forward
05:00 <Serenity> mmm vag oral
05:00 <fawks> Oil massage porn rules
05:00 <fawks> Lol
05:00 <Serenity> mmmmm
05:00 <milk> oh go on, flash the homosexuals on the motorcycle
05:00 <The_Baron> IT'S IN MAH EYE!!!!
05:00 <fawks> Where they like body slide
05:00 <fawks> Hng
05:00 <The_Baron> that shit kills it for me
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <Picard> fawks thats called asian massage
05:00 <johninja> shit kills it for me
05:00 <johninja> too far bro
05:00 <fawks> Theyre not always Asian 
05:00 <The_Baron> nah not that kind of shit
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <xm> lol
06:00 <johninja> pee is ok
06:00 <Picard> no, ive had some arabs
06:00 <Serenity> I just want boobs in me face
06:00 <fawks> John gtfo
06:00 <The_Baron> arabs have vaginas that smell like rose water and shame
06:00 <johninja> once i thought this chick was going to piss on a guy but she took a huge dump in his mouth
06:00 <fawks> Omg
06:00 <johninja> was one of the most revolting things i have seen
06:00 <fawks> You cunts are fucked
06:00 <Picard> eeeewwww johninja
06:00 <Serenity> ...
06:00 <Serenity> gtfo
06:00 <The_Baron> aah good ol warm lunches
06:00 <johninja> lol i think it was ShadowLurkers link 
06:00 <The_Baron> the cleveland steamer
07:00 <Picard> yuk
07:00 <fawks> Trust 
07:00 <Serenity> Probably
07:00 <Serenity> hes gross
07:00 <The_Baron> reminds me of that urban myth about the dude who picks up a chick, then vomits on her
07:00 <johninja> he is
07:00 <Picard> fawks id let u pee on me
07:00 <The_Baron> only to find the next day he has a turd on his chesrt
07:00 <The_Baron> chest*
07:00 <johninja> yeh not like i get off on it
07:00 <faux> i wouldnt piss on you if you were on fire
07:00 <johninja> i wouldn't mind tho
07:00 <Picard> and Serenity id let u do anything u wanted to me
07:00 <Picard> faux yes u would
07:00 <The_Baron> Picard, u better get a sports cup then
07:00 <Serenity> id tear dat ass up bb
07:00 <johninja> "i pissed on you" "ok cool, i'm going for a smoke"
08:00 <TabMeat> Id throw cats piss on picard if he was on fire
08:00 <Picard> stop using two fucking names faux fawks
08:00 <Mew> once irl i saw this stripper squirt lotion all over a customer and i thought she was going to massage him but instead she beat him with a huge black dildo
08:00 <Mew> i was impressed
08:00 <Picard> Serenity thats fine
08:00 <johninja> lol MeGusta
08:00 <faux> im back on my laptop stfu
08:00 <Serenity> Oh I found a ping pong ball
08:00 <Picard> fucken
08:00 <Serenity> im gonna launch it
08:00 <Picard> do it on cam, upload
08:00 <johninja> how far back do you have to put the screen?
08:00 <faux> ot of your vag
09:00 <faux> is that a nose joke
09:00 <faux> gtfo
09:00 <johninja> lol
09:00 <The_Baron> a ping pong ball, a frisbee, a copy of Smash Hitz Magazine circa 1995
09:00 <The_Baron> these u may find there
09:00 <johninja> i remember you saying about you falling asleep with your iphone
09:00 <johninja> and it hitting your nose
09:00 <Picard> ok fuck this its bed time
09:00 <johninja> and waking you
09:00 <faux> omg
09:00 <faux> that hurt
09:00 <Picard> night faux my lover
09:00 <faux> night cunt
09:00 <Picard> i shall dream of u
09:00 <faux> ok
09:00 <Serenity> loool
09:00 <Picard> your tiny feet
09:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10:00 <faux> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10:00 <Picard> im in lust
10:00 <Serenity> rub me bald spot luv
10:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <johninja> onceeee i met this kid whoooo
10:00 <johninja> lets go live in a national park and raise puppies
11:00 <johninja> in a van
11:00 <Picard> bye
11:00 <johninja> maybe grow some weed
11:00 <johninja> sell the puppies and weed
11:00 <johninja> buy a houseboat
11:00 <The_Baron> smoke the puppies, eat the weed
11:00 <johninja> lol
11:00 <The_Baron> or is it the other way around
11:00 <The_Baron> :P
12:00 <johninja> ever been around gosford?
12:00 <faux> https://au.news.yahoo.com/qld/a/24197280/burns-victim-paris-turkington-fighting-back/?cmp=fb
12:00 <faux> ouch
12:00 <johninja> there is some beautiful lakes there
12:00 <johninja> and bays
13:00 <The_Baron> I HATE gosford
13:00 <The_Baron> and yes nice area
13:00 <The_Baron> shame about the gronks
13:00 <The_Baron> soo many many of them
13:00 <johninja> ahh
13:00 <johninja> i was just a passing through
13:00 <johninja> searching for a pot og gold
13:00 <The_Baron> yeah keep it like that
13:00 <faux> rofllll
13:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10200821524963890
14:00 <faux> best video ever
14:00 <The_Baron> they don't call it Mt. Druitt by the seaside for nothing
14:00 <johninja> things got bad and things got worse
14:00 <johninja> guess you know the tune
14:00 <johninja> oh lodi.....i forget
14:00 <johninja> ran out of time and money, looks like they took my friends
14:00 <johninja> love me some ccr
14:00 <B1-not-here> oh lord, I'm stuck in Lodi again
15:00 <johninja> ah
15:00 <The_Baron> I see a bad moon rising
15:00 <johninja> i like wrote a song for everyone
15:00 <johninja> so bluesey
15:00 <faux> is it 4 hours between 2 panadols'?
15:00 <johninja> yeh that is heaps
15:00 <faux> k
15:00 <johninja> can go 3 i think
15:00 <faux> checking me temp
16:00 <johninja> oh shit eh
16:00 <johninja> you got the flu
16:00 <faux> yup
16:00 <faux> k its 37.1
16:00 <faux> thats  not bad
17:00 <The_Baron> that's normal
17:00 <The_Baron> the paracetomal is doing it's job
17:00 <faux> oui
17:00 <faux> it was 38.1 before
17:00 <faux> was 36.3 all day then i went out in the rain and got cold which was stupid
18:00 <The_Baron> I used to find the best thing for flus was cutting up a whole head of poppy and making a tea with it
18:00 <The_Baron> lemon and honey in that
18:00 <The_Baron> and worked a treat
18:00 <faux> teh fucks a poppy
18:00 <faux> your grandad
18:00 <johninja> lol opium
19:00 <faux> oo
19:00 <Bastardly_One> red petalled and black middle
19:00 <The_Baron> it doesn't have to be proper opium poppy 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you see fake ones for sale every anzac day
19:00 <johninja> it would help tho :p
19:00 <The_Baron> even the red or orange poppy heads work
19:00 <faux> i dont even like taking panadol
19:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, all poppy varieties contain some sort of opiod alkaloid
19:00 <faux> i wouldnt try anything your grandad
20:00 <faux> -anything
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> i tried to OD on panadol once
20:00 <johninja> even natural things?
20:00 <The_Baron> just the somniferum is the strongest one with 12-15% morphine
20:00 <johninja> hmm
20:00 <johninja> i take st johns wort
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> all it did was fucked up my kidneys
20:00 <johninja> its from a plant
20:00 <The_Baron> while the red poppies for e.g only have 5%
20:00 <faux> omg
20:00 <faux> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/970498_307671549398113_3789002164361655930_n.jpg
20:00 <faux> this is a real rabibt
20:00 <johninja> and multi vitamin
20:00 <faux> igeork
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> omg how boring was tonights game of thrones?
20:00 <johninja> i think it might be a baby bunny
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> the nights watch and jon snow is one of the most boring elements of game of thrones for me
21:00 <johninja> the eyes look too real for it not to be
21:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CLfhFXGhZq4
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DJ Rainbow Ejaculation and Passenger of Shit - Split (Full EP) (Date not found) 26:09 - Category: Music - 362 views - 4 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:00 <johninja> my friend watched it but it looked gay to me so i chated to you guys
21:00 <faux> its a dwarf
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> and tonights ep was an entire ep dovoted to the nights watch
21:00 <johninja> prefer the books
21:00 <[sA3m0n]> yeah ive read all the books
22:00 <Bastardly_One> crap
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly can't read 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> with the shit you type
22:00 <The_Baron> I got the books
22:00 <The_Baron> aint gotten around to em
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you should
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> ive got them on kindle
22:00 <johninja> yeh they are quite well written
22:00 <The_Baron> I find it hard to get into fantasy
22:00 <The_Baron> I'm sure it's good
22:00 <johninja> there are dull moments
22:00 <johninja> in the 2nd
22:00 <The_Baron> I just have a bias towards fantasy lit
22:00 <Bastardly_One> you dont even get the prologue explained in the first series
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> i wonder if they are gona include the zombie catlyn stark in the show
22:00 <johninja> but yeh the first is great
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's fucking bullshit
22:00 <johninja> you will know if you like it by then
22:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not fantasy
22:00 <[sA3m0n]> its quite a lame plot if u ask me
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more like ... political and bitchy
23:00 <johninja> its not THAT fantasy man
23:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One, it's fantasy
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the dragon just happens to show up
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> wat about the dragons?
23:00 <Bastardly_One> the rest isn't
23:00 <johninja> it has no magic really
23:00 <johninja> just the dragon
23:00 <The_Baron> it kinda does
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> shut up Bastardly_One your not a big a fan of game of thrones as i am cunt
23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's all about politics
23:00 <johninja> shich is explined in the plot
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> so shut ya trap hole 
23:00 <[sA3m0n]> bitch
23:00 <The_Baron> what about the lord of light shit
23:00 <faux> shich is explined
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <Bastardly_One> considering I've read the books before they even made the first series
24:00 <johninja> i tried to say that
24:00 <johninja> oh wow
24:00 <johninja> lets use it
24:00 <The_Baron> Bastardly_One other fantasy writers have had a lot of politics in their work
24:00 <johninja> wht does it mean?
24:00 <The_Baron> like Raymond E Feist
24:00 <faux> ur sik
24:00 <johninja> maybe slanfg for vayjay
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One fine in season 2 ep 6 when arya stark spills the cup of wine, what did tywin lannister say to her?
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> answer that
24:00 <[sA3m0n]> and prove yourself a big a fan as i am
24:00 <johninja> "i smashed her shich"
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Raymond E Feist wrote the most blantantly racist novel once and I love it 
25:00 <faux> lol this status
25:00 <faux> Today I went to macca's and I seen a young kid eating leftovers so I asked him was he hungry and he said he hadn't ate in days because his parents told to fuck off and not come back I felt so sorry for him, I took him inside ordered him a big feed and even a little bit extra to take with him.
25:00 <faux> It's So sad that people on Facebook make up story's like I just did so everybody comments underneath how much of a top person they are, if u do something like this it's because you honestly feel compassionate about the situation no for gratitude from your sweaty friends stop telling lies ya cunts,
25:00 <faux> I would never let a starving kid eat my leftovers cause there wouldn't be any leftovers!!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> actually the entire Magician series is racist
25:00 <johninja> i liek how noddy was racist
25:00 <johninja> way to program kids
26:00 <johninja> tintin too
26:00 <The_Baron> you know what would make a good TV show
26:00 <[sA3m0n]> how was tintin racist?
26:00 <The_Baron> Time Enough For Love by Robert Heinlein
26:00 <johninja> he goes to the congo
26:00 <johninja> i will google
26:00 <johninja> he also is rcist towards gooks
26:00 <faux>  poor xm
26:00 <Bastardly_One> HBO are making the book American Gods by Neil Gainman into a series
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot wait
26:00 <Bastardly_One> gonna be soooooooooooo good
27:00 <johninja> https://www.google.com.au/search?q=tintin&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=EraVU-n8JYXtkAXYg4DAAg&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ&biw=682&bih=565#q=tintin+in+the+congo&tbm=isch 
27:00 <xm> yes, ive seen a lot of those Tin Tin comics
27:00 <Bastardly_One> Neil Gainman is helping write it so it should be fucking brilliant
27:00 <johninja> (sorry for using that word..bad joke)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> xm tintin was racist *nods* ... Asterix wasn't so much
27:00 <johninja> not as bad as that time i said nigger in front of a black guy though
27:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5KJM4XCLSQ&oref=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DX5KJM4XCLSQ&has_verified=1
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Sep 9, 2009) - Category: Entertainment - 192,575 - 1,884 likes (87.1%), 278 dislikes (12.9%)
28:00 <johninja> feltbadman
28:00 <johninja> he just pretended i sid ninja
28:00 <xm> i wouldnt really say they were racist in the Romper Stomper sense
28:00 <johninja> hmm nah
28:00 <johninja> just more steriotypical
28:00 <johninja> and stuff
28:00 <Bastardly_One> more unPC
28:00 <johninja> its still bad
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, true ... and considering the time
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it was still acceptable
29:00 <The_Baron> Doctor Doolittle was pretty racist
29:00 <The_Baron> the original book
29:00 <johninja> why can't stevie wonder read?
29:00 <The_Baron> there's a part about how u can beat a nigger as much as u like but it will still be a nigger
29:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know I understand the racism in Noddy books
30:00 <Bastardly_One> but the homo stuff is innocent
30:00 <faux> cos hes black
30:00 <ShadowLurker> VAGINAS
30:00 <johninja> lo
30:00 <xm> there was also that Australian comic with "Jacky Jacky the abo"
30:00 <johninja> yep
30:00 <xm> im sure The Ron read it during recess breaks
30:00 <johninja> hmm never heard of that xm
30:00 <johninja> haha
30:00 <xm> he never saw it as racist
31:00 <Bastardly_One> this entire city is like that xm
31:00 <Bastardly_One> very white 
31:00 <johninja> well is abo that bad?
31:00 <xm> core blimey Jacky Jacky tamed that roo !
31:00 <johninja> phh ok
31:00 <johninja> more the steriotypical shit
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and actually the local abos had a bad rep in the 80s
31:00 <Bastardly_One> their own doing 
31:00 <xm> yes, hence that ad on TV years ago
31:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's neither here nor there
31:00 <xm> when they were patronising this Asian girl over her life in Australia
31:00 <The_Baron> The Adventures of Boongs The Boonga and His Magical Dole Cheque That Turns into Terps
31:00 <xm> and then asked her, "so where are you from originally?"
31:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact is this city is very very very white australian
31:00 <xm> "I'm from Ballarat actually"
32:00 <Bastardly_One> lol awesome
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but terrible place
32:00 <Bastardly_One> even if you look "different"
32:00 <The_Baron> it can't be Tamworth bad
32:00 <xm> The_Baron: i just googled. cant find it. got a link???????????
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I've beeb back for years and I can't mingle in 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> it's tamworth bad in a bigger sense
33:00 <xm> johninja: been to Toowoomba?
33:00 <xm> i'd assume so
33:00 <xm> i suspect all whitey there too
33:00 <johninja> yeh man
33:00 <johninja> i went to school there
33:00 <johninja> lots of sudanese now
33:00 <Bastardly_One> toowoomba
33:00 <Bastardly_One> one street
33:00 <xm> full on Christian music festivals...
33:00 <xm> what?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucking hills
33:00 <xm> you studied there?
33:00 <johninja> yes
33:00 <johninja> i went to boarding school at ge 10
33:00 <xm> was it Christian?
33:00 <johninja> until 12
33:00 <xm> i know you went to a boarding school but i always assumed Brisbane
33:00 <johninja> anglican
34:00 <johninja> on the range
34:00 <johninja> it was shit
34:00 <Mew> http://community.ebay.com.au/t5/image/serverpage/image-id/14189i8B9FE24B9D6EDC43/image-size/original?v=mpbl-1&px=-1
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I only know Toowoomba via the mc cafferty's bus depot
34:00 <xm> how large was it?
34:00 <johninja> hmm
34:00 <johninja> 250?
34:00 <johninja> something like tht
34:00 <Bastardly_One> been through the place a billion times but never stayed there
34:00 <johninja> maybe more
34:00 <johninja> thts only boarders
34:00 <johninja> the daykids too
34:00 <johninja> would make it make 650
34:00 <johninja> maybe
34:00 <xm> imagine if they had co-ed boarding (obviously different rooms)
35:00 <xm> teen pregnancy would sky rocket
35:00 <johninja> i don't remember much from back then man
35:00 <johninja> done a lot of weed since
35:00 <Zade> my boarding school was co-ed
35:00 <xm> funnily enough i remember more from school than after school
36:00 <TabMeat> Matt damon...
36:00 <xm> well, not so much remember more... but key moments
36:00 <xm> i dont really go out so yeah...
37:00 <johninja> ah
38:00 <johninja> most of my childhood is gone
38:00 <johninja> maybe 20 or something
38:00 <johninja> i know some things happened but no visuals etc
38:00 <xm> IRC took away my childhood innocence
38:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <xm> khaled took my virginity at 15
39:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I remember exactly the first time I logged onto austnet
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the time of the morning and all 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a worry
40:00 <xm> yes, my friend had the nickname "BlueUnicorn" and i marvelled at how long it was
40:00 <xm> oz.org had the 8 character limitation i think
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I was at work at a net cafe overnight 
40:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah I was fighting with people on oz.org
40:00 <Bastardly_One> so I came to have a look
40:00 <Bastardly_One> been stuck since
41:00 <Bastardly_One> far out
41:00 <xm> do you still talk to people you've known from a long time ago?
41:00 <milk> http://hotbuy.com/?hg=0&nr=0
41:00 <xm> from those days
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can actually still see the surrounds and all 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah here and there 
41:00 <Bastardly_One> like everyone about my age they tend to have lives
41:00 <Bastardly_One> arseholes
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> <Bastardly_One> like everyone about my age they tend to have lives
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> ^
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> ^^
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> ^^^
42:00 <[sA3m0n]> xD
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I've got some friends I still keep in contact with until this day for sure
42:00 <xm> well, actually, i remember the first time i used IRC. it was with my older sister to supervise and i remember it very vividly...quite poignant now... "I'm going to ask these people what they do for a living" ... sister goes "Don't. They might be disabled." her intuition was so right
42:00 <xm> turned out the guy was in a wheelchair
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Rusty^Blade comes to mind as one I keep in touch with
42:00 <[sA3m0n]> haha xm
42:00 <couleurs> lol
42:00 <[sA3m0n]> very funny.
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol xm
43:00 <Bastardly_One> it's really interesting though
43:00 <Bastardly_One> to see members of Gen X
43:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know slackers let's fight da power!
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and they're totally part of the "machine" now
44:00 <xm> yeah, it's always that way
44:00 <beehhh> asians are more racist than the white
44:00 <xm> the hippies of the 60's are now working in nuclear reactors
44:00 <Bastardly_One> stuff like that ... whereas the Americans I've grown up with online have actually not changed at all 
45:00 <xm> and the hipsters of today will become civil servants stamping approval for projects to give the go ahead to demolish formerly heritage listed buildings
45:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
45:00 <xm> Americans are way, way different when you talk to them
45:00 <beehhh> online wife
45:00 <xm> for starters they really dont get the pisstaking/satire thing very well
46:00 <Bastardly_One> depends how used to you they are 
46:00 <xm> some do, but it doesnt work that well in chatrooms ive found
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, the one I hang in does
46:00 <xm> there are a few ive convinced that over here kangaroos have acidic shit and it causes massive potholes on our roads
46:00 <Bastardly_One> web based chat and we've pretty much all grown up together
46:00 <xm> or that koalas chew down power poles and it falls down onto traffic killing thousands each year
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but that's also probably because the place has always had a couple of australians
47:00 <xm> perhaps
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and we're pretty upfront about dispelling rubbish
47:00 <Bastardly_One> americans live differently too
47:00 <Bastardly_One> they kind of don't have time to think 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> sadly
48:00 <milk> shut ya face fatso
48:00 <beehhh> every asian come to straya not intending to leave
48:00 <beehhh> only 7% might be different among them
48:00 <xm> where'd you get that 7% figure from beehhh 
48:00 <xm> is this part of your tourism thesis
49:00 <milk> what happens is they escape the china internet cafe scene and find out they can buy their own computer on welfare here
49:00 <beehhh> yup
49:00 <beehhh> tourism economics in australia
49:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10352578_724197877618361_6499538477701633650_n.jpg
49:00 <Mew> can i visit your chat one day b1
49:00 <beehhh> asian want to cripple me so i dont go back to aussie
50:00 <Bastardly_One> true story that pic
50:00 <beehhh> lest u folks understand
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Mew but I bet any money it'll be like when DemonsRun had a look one day ... it'll be dead
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's dead now
50:00 <xm> Bastardly_One: i like it how there are more 'red bits' over the Eastern side
50:00 <xm> not much danger here in Perth
51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh clever xm
51:00 <Mew> okay tell me when its lively and ill pop in
51:00 <Bastardly_One> usually our middle of the night Mew
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think they actually work at work
51:00 <Bastardly_One> they just chat
51:00 <milk> le shock-o-latte rats
51:00 <Bastardly_One> xm, I think that's the map but clever observation
52:00 <[sA3m0n]> in the x-men comics and animated series, how big a role does cyclops have?
52:00 <xm> in this channel of yours, is the "4:20" equivalent over there the "3:00
52:00 <xm>  ?
52:00 <[sA3m0n]> cuz he's pretty much nonexistant in the movies
52:00 <Bastardly_One> do what?
52:00 <xm> he is fairly one dimensional in the animated series. just the stoic leader
52:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a web based chat not an irc channel
52:00 <xm> wolverine was always the interesting complicated and brooding one
53:00 <Bastardly_One> weirdos on here used to be huge back in the day
53:00 <Bastardly_One> always 50 people in there 
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> so wolverines role is as large in the comics and cartoon
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> as it is in the movies?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> until I had to stop the trivia bot
53:00 <Bastardly_One> too many fights ...
53:00 <xm> i remember a scene where Wolverine was praying in the church...
53:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh the X-Men movies
53:00 <Bastardly_One> have turned into total propaganda
53:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO
54:00 <Bastardly_One> so has Batman ... sadly with both
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yes simon
55:00 <Bastardly_One> re: wolveine
55:00 <Bastardly_One> +r
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> ic
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> i always thought it was just because of hugh jackman
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> x-men undoubtedly made hugh jackmans career
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> whose even heard of him before 2000?
58:00 <beehhh> sleep heals every wounds
58:00 <beehhh> you reborn in sleep
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> sure he was in a few movies before x-men
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> bht he wasnt the lead
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> just another generic actor in a flick
59:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
59:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how EMI were suing Jay Leto 
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> x-men and playing wolverine broke up into leading man status
59:00 <Bastardly_One> for 30 mil?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the doco is on ABC2 now
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> leno or leto?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> the 30 Seconds to Mars dude
59:00 <Bastardly_One> leto
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