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00:00 <[sA3m0n]> dunno who that is, so interest factor 0.
00:00 <[sA3m0n]> sorry.
00:00 <The_Baron> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb4bCgWkZRc#t=26
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Anklepants Boiler Room Berlin Live Set (Date not found) 42:52 - Category: Music - 46,597 - 223 likes (72.2%), 86 dislikes (27.8%)
00:00 <The_Baron> this...is...the...best...Boiler Room ever
00:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron might know the story
01:00 <The_Baron> about what?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Jay Leto
01:00 <Bastardly_One> being sued by EMI for 30 mil
01:00 <The_Baron> aint heard that
01:00 <Bastardly_One> a few years ago
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ya know who he is yeah?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> the doco is on ABC2 ... the end of it now 
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> haha its funny how during the formation of evolution
02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Is_War
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's the story on the album
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> ric flair was considered the past, triple h the present, and randy orton and batista the future
03:00 <Bastardly_One> they hadn't seen a cent in the entire 9 yrs they were signed
03:00 <[sA3m0n]> yet batista is actually older than triple h
04:00 <TabMeat> Saemon used to be jkl and had no legs
04:00 <TabMeat> Now he has legs and isn't jkl
05:00 <beehhh> find me in newfy when you wake p
07:00 <beehhh> actally dont find me leave me alone
08:00 <TabMeat> Jared leto is a cunt
08:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like the band at all 
09:00 <TabMeat> I saw a video of his bad and he was there doing the jesus christ pose
09:00 <TabMeat> What an asshole
11:00 <The_Baron> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10403451_10152522326808982_7496637664508037969_n.jpg
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> TabMeat excuse me?
11:00 <[sA3m0n]> who are you?
12:00 <TabMeat> I am old school user
12:00 <[sA3m0n]> what was your old nick?
12:00 <TabMeat> Meat u plonker
13:00 <TabMeat> I dont get that baron but I fimd it highly amusing
14:00 <Bastardly_One> if you weren't stupid
14:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd work out part of tab's nick
14:00 <Bastardly_One> and a bit of whois help
14:00 <Bastardly_One> hello you prissy git
14:00 <TabMeat> Ikr
14:00 <Bastardly_One> been a while
14:00 <TabMeat> Indeed
15:00 <[sA3m0n]> oh just tell me
15:00 <TabMeat> Ave forgiven , elbourne and inserted myself back into here
15:00 <[sA3m0n]> im not interested in playin games
15:00 <TabMeat> T called a homosexual within 5 sentances
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> really now?
15:00 <TabMeat> Come to adelaidesa semen
15:00 <TabMeat> Ry on my tab and its being a cock
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> ah
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> you're that pom
16:00 <TabMeat> Sorry
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> british meat
16:00 <[sA3m0n]> simbas fuckbuddy
16:00 <TabMeat> Laggin
16:00 <Bastardly_One> *golf claps*
16:00 <TabMeat> Fuck orf
16:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/liKcl.jpg
16:00 <Bastardly_One> brb kids
16:00 <TabMeat> Technically im australian
16:00 <TabMeat> U dig??
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you sound pretty damn australian to me 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and young but I've said that before
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> then why u put british meat in your nick
18:00 <[sA3m0n]> why not australian meat?
18:00 <beehhh> asians are really racist
18:00 <TabMeat> This nick is like 10 yrs old u fag
18:00 <TabMeat>   Not older
18:00 <Bastardly_One> quite frankly
18:00 <TabMeat> i Like my heritage, fuck you
18:00 <Bastardly_One> he used to troll somewhere 
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> fuck your heritage
19:00 <Bastardly_One> and it was clever/fitted in
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> this is australia
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> be australian
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> or fuck off back to where your heritage came frome.
19:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, the channel he used to be in years and years ago it worked
19:00 <TabMeat> Go back to having no legs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> so fuck up
19:00 <TabMeat> Ill be aussie
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> go back to sucking on prince harrys cock
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> ginger cock
19:00 <[sA3m0n]> ya fucken pom wanker
19:00 <TabMeat> Agro
19:00 <beehhh> they are stealing your jobs
20:00 <TabMeat> Seee one fucking day im bacl here!!!
20:00 <TabMeat> Cop this nonsence
20:00 <The_Baron> IDENTIFY YOURSELF TO THE LUMP OF DIRT YOUR SITTING ON
20:00 <TabMeat> Not even 12 hours
20:00 <Bastardly_One> just wait until PieterPanda logs on
20:00 <[sA3m0n]> oh boo hooo go have acry faggot
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and discovers you
20:00 <The_Baron> if you don't care about soveriegnty, u must be a traitor!
20:00 <The_Baron> :P
20:00 <TabMeat> Lolf
20:00 <Bastardly_One> then the rage will commence
21:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I call J now ... PieterPanda
21:00 <TabMeat>  Hear that slaphead has gone totally mental
21:00 <The_Baron> haha
21:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah totally
21:00 <Bastardly_One> very publicly too
21:00 <The_Baron> I wonder if one day I will see him in a news report
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I heard a voice mail he sent Picard
21:00 <The_Baron> going "I was waiting for a friend"
21:00 <The_Baron> :P
21:00 <TheRiddler> with pieter gone he took up the space
21:00 <Mew> it must be that time of the irc year
21:00 <Bastardly_One> and he is whispering raging
22:00 <The_Baron> the whispering was pretty funny
22:00 <The_Baron> it was almost like a phone sex worker
22:00 <Bastardly_One> IT'S NOT A JOKE ... NOT TO ME!
22:00 <TabMeat> Hah really?  Shit
22:00 <TabMeat> Went full retard
23:00 <TabMeat> Love to hear that
23:00 <[Maverick]> woo 
23:00 <The_Baron> I guess owning 2 X PS4 won't make you happy
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I had a frustration breakdown on here this year 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> but
23:00 <TabMeat> Lol baron
23:00 <Bastardly_One> fried 
23:00 <Bastardly_One> very fried
23:00 <The_Baron> you didn't threaten to rape ppls mums
23:00 <Mew> really??
23:00 <The_Baron> or did you
23:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
23:00 <Bastardly_One> you saw most of it 
23:00 <The_Baron> see, that's always good
24:00 <The_Baron> not raping peoples mums
24:00 <The_Baron> I want a cookie
24:00 <The_Baron> :P
24:00 <beehhh> find me in newfy when you wake UP
24:00 <Mew> or is it
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder why he's not in here?
24:00 <The_Baron> hmm, I got some salted caramel icecream in the freezer that needs to be tongue fucked by me
24:00 <Bastardly_One> his name is in another channel
25:00 <Mew> who?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Pandas
25:00 <Bastardly_One> as smooworm or some shit
25:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs Maurice
25:00 <Mew> oh god dont summon it
25:00 <[Maverick]> it's day 6.... 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> now  that cunt is following me
25:00 <Maurice> What
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and complaining
26:00 <Maurice> Yeah I don't care
26:00 <Maurice> He's not pming me, I'm ok
26:00 <milk> they built a supercomputer out of PS3s....
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I told him once again to take it up with you
26:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Ayk8l.jpg
26:00 <[Maverick]> lol
26:00 <Mew> whats day 6?
26:00 <[Maverick]> panda 
26:00 <[Maverick]> no sleep 
26:00 <Mew> of what 
26:00 <Mew> ohhhhh
26:00 <Mew> crack attack
26:00 <Maurice> He needs electric shock therapy
26:00 <beehhh> with mayor of toronto
27:00 <The_Baron> maybe he just needs a hug
27:00 <[Maverick]> like.... 3 phase power 
27:00 <Maurice> A hug as in a stranglehold to the throat?
27:00 <Maurice> Count me in
27:00 <The_Baron> or maybe he needs 3 X PS4
27:00 <Mew> thats it
27:00 <[Maverick]> -[sA3m0n]- fuck u cunt wats ya address? my bandido mates are gona give u a lil visit cunt
27:00 <[Maverick]> LOL 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> xbox ones too
27:00 <Maurice> Oh it's bandidos now
27:00 <Bastardly_One> lol Mav
27:00 <Mew> another console
27:00 <Maurice> I thought it was the other one
27:00 <TheRiddler> not sleeping for 6 days straight? :s
27:00 <Mew> bandaids
27:00 <Maurice> Comanceroos or whatever
27:00 <The_Baron> Mew, of course, owning the same console three times over is key to happiness
27:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8BWBn26bX0&feature=kp
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Avalanches - Frontier Psychiatrist (Good Quality) (Sep 17, 2006) 4:25 - Category: Entertainment - 4,918,383 - 32,024 likes (98.2%), 584 dislikes (1.8%)
28:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah 
28:00 <TheRiddler> that sounds pretty impossible
28:00 <[Maverick]> commos 
28:00 <Maurice> +h somewhere
28:00 <TheRiddler> I'm not sure what the record is
28:00 <The_Baron> maybe he has like heaps of gimpy wheelchair bound mates
28:00 <Maurice> I own 2 x ps3s and I want to smash them
28:00 <Maurice> Thats not happiness
28:00 <Mew> i own a console for every area of the house
28:00 <The_Baron> and they all become a giant super gimp like in that episode of Family Guy
28:00 <Maurice> Thats frustrated-ness
28:00 <TabMeat> If I owned cool stuff id totally keep it at my mums too
29:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, that's coz you have 2 X ps3
29:00 <Maurice> I wish I lived at my mums
29:00 <The_Baron> not 2 X ps4
29:00 <Maurice> She has a spa and no kids
29:00 <The_Baron> :P
29:00 <Maurice> Oh bugger, The_Baron :/
29:00 <Maurice> I only have 1 ps4
29:00 <Maurice> Pauper
29:00 <TheRiddler> record holder is 11 days
29:00 <TheRiddler> he's over half way
30:00 <[Maverick]> ahaha I might just give him the address of the WA cop shop 
30:00 <[Maverick]> the new perth one 
30:00 <The_Baron> Maurice, I dunno what the cost of a child is pound for pound
30:00 <TheRiddler> also
30:00 <The_Baron> but maybe u could get enough for a spa
31:00 <TheRiddler> that could explain how he went completely off rail
31:00 <Maurice> I reckon I could with just the youngest one on his own
31:00 <beehhh> new requrit internship cops are on a smoko
31:00 <Maurice> Only need to sacrifice one kid
31:00 <TheRiddler> However, Lt. Cmdr. John J. Ross, who monitored his health, reported serious cognitive and behavioral changes. These included moodiness, problems with concentration and short term memory, paranoia, and hallucinations. On the eleventh day, when he was asked to subtract seven repeatedly, starting with 100, he stopped at 65. When asked why he had stopped, he replied that he had forgotten what 
31:00 <TheRiddler> he was doing.[1]
31:00 <xm> nice comic The_Baron 
31:00 <xm> show that to Panda and watch him try to understand it
32:00 <The_Baron> I think everyone should be driven to a frozen lake to be reminded of the beauty of impermanence
33:00 <The_Baron> :P
34:00 <beehhh> dont go swim with rays in the frozen lake they might chase back
34:00 <xm> and do drag racing on the frozen lake
34:00 <buttermargerine> asl perth?
34:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/0tNwT.jpg
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <buttermargerine> ne1 in perth?
34:00 <buttermargerine> ...
34:00 <xm> no, everyone here is in Ballarat
34:00 <xm> we just named it #melbourne as it's the closest capital city
34:00 <The_Baron> not me
34:00 <The_Baron> thank fuck
34:00 <The_Baron> but gold coast
34:00 <buttermargerine> :1
34:00 <The_Baron> not much better
35:00 <buttermargerine> yo pelicans
35:00 <pelican> hello
36:00 <buttermargerine> hey, hey
36:00 <beehhh> malaysians are more racist then indo
36:00 <beehhh> they killed the aussie passanger
38:00 <Mew> she uses buuuuttermaaaaargeriiiiiine
38:00 <pelican> fuk up beehhh
39:00 <beehhh> its a racist world
40:00 <The_Baron> and I'm super racist, now fuck off you shitskin nobody
40:00 <The_Baron> :P
41:00 <Kynetic> im not racist
41:00 <Kynetic> i hate every cunt equally
41:00 <Kynetic> especially black cunce
41:00 <pelican> fuk off ya indian cunt
41:00 <The_Baron> goddamn now the honkies pipe in
41:00 <The_Baron> :P
42:00 <Kynetic> yea look out
43:00 <The_Baron> fuck why am I still awake
44:00 <beehhh> its a beautiful(racist) world
46:00 <milk> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pls_luhVdAw&feature=kp
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gorillaz - Feel Good Inc. (Official music video) (Feb 26, 2011) 3:54 - Category: Music - 7,647,152 - 45,022 likes (98.1%), 868 dislikes (1.9%)
46:00 <fsmoke> asl?
47:00 <beehhh> i'll sure feel good when im in canada
47:00 <koalabeer> i keep sniffing the smell from my ass
47:00 <fsmoke> meet me in perth, sweet ass
47:00 <fsmoke> you are a sweet
47:00 <fsmoke> you ass
47:00 <fsmoke> perth
47:00 <fsmoke> or perth, or canada, or perth
48:00 <beehhh> having an early nite
48:00 <beehhh> i was never in perth 
48:00 <beehhh> never visited either
48:00 <beehhh> i had spent chunck of my life in victoria
49:00 <beehhh> fsmoke are yo scott ludlam wanna send me cash?
50:00 <fsmoke> nah, maybe
51:00 <beehhh> goodnite 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> hmmmm
00:00 <johninja> zzz
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
04:00 <Bastardly_One> Red Dead Redemption Undead Nightmare hardly seemed this much fun before
08:00 <pelican> dead cunts
11:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed
11:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't been this bored for ages
12:00 <pelican> im too tired to be bored
13:00 <pelican> oi gotta start 5 am tomorrow
13:00 <Bastardly_One> go to bed
13:00 <pelican> soon
30:00 <Mew> whoa 5am 
30:00 <Mew> that hurts
33:00 <Maurice> I used to start work at 5am, now I lol
33:00 <Maurice> I sleep in until 7am..
34:00 <pelican> i prob finish at 9-10pm
34:00 <Maurice> Yeah I used to finish at 10am
34:00 <Maurice> Winning
34:00 <koalabeer> after i scratch my ass
35:00 <koalabeer> i give my fingers an awsome sniff
35:00 <koalabeer> and then i lick them
35:00 <Maurice> Yeah, nobody cares
36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like Loof has never left
37:00 <Bastardly_One> he'd say shit like that 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> no pun intended
38:00 <Maurice> Of course he left, wing tang toong lan got on his grill
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't get that whole thing
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd of walked years ago
43:00 <[Maverick]> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2653004/Rik-Mayall-dead-age-56.html
44:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
44:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck damn
47:00 <fawks> Doodle will be devastated 
48:00 <[Maverick]> Yeah, he will be
49:00 <[Maverick]> and Maurice 
49:00 <fawks> I'm gonna try going back to sleep
50:00 <fawks> Toodles
50:00 <[Maverick]> cya \
52:00 <milk> damn, now I'll never see the Rik Mayall version of Robin Hood
53:00 <Bastardly_One> the kkk article there's a link to there is pretty ... fucked 
53:00 <Maurice> Excuse me
01:00 <Bastardly_One> you're excused
13:00 <Maurice> Eat a dick
13:00 <deeldose> yum dixx
13:00 <deeldose> tasty dixx
14:00 <Maurice> Rik Mayall apparently died
14:00 <Maurice> So not cool
14:00 <deeldose> what a cunt
14:00 <deeldose> bet he deserved it
15:00 <Maurice> Go get fucked.
15:00 <deeldose> k
15:00 <deeldose> what about all those african kids that died over the last 24hrs
15:00 <deeldose> who cried for them
16:00 <deeldose> also i support UNICEF
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I find that argument invalid
19:00 <Bastardly_One> of course it's sad in the sense you're not going to see anything more of the person you like
20:00 <Sponge> he's been a hasbeen for 15 years
20:00 <Sponge> in a sense he died 15 years ago
20:00 <Sponge> more than enough time to mourn
25:00 <milk> my work here is done
34:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sa6YhRiMmsI
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lorde - Glory And Gore.(Official Music Video).Mp4 (Date not found) 3:36 - Category: Music - 175,444 - 1,010 likes (94.4%), 60 dislikes (5.6%)
41:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2_Y56IM5Tk
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MICHAEL BAY'S BEAVIS and BUTTHEAD (Date not found) 1:38 - Category: Comedy - 20,763 - 1,179 likes (98.2%), 22 dislikes (1.8%)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Lorde?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> ack!
45:00 <Dark_Weather> KO
45:00 <Dark_Weather> errr
45:00 <Dark_Weather> ok even if u like
46:00 <Dark_Weather> :P
48:00 <Bastardly_One> man I hate it when you get an itchy nose and it just won't stop
48:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna chop the fucking thing off
49:00 <[Maverick]> can I remove it from the shoulders up? 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> not your night tonight is it?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> no can do
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
28:00 <Sponge> all new thrones was shit
28:00 <Sponge> all  new cosmos i think ended
38:00 <fawks> Uuuhggghh
38:00 <fawks> Can't sleep
40:00 <Bastardly_One> welcome to my life
41:00 <fawks> I just got my gas bill for 2 months
41:00 <fawks> Its $379
41:00 <fawks> Definitely a mistake 
41:00 <fawks> The average consumption is like $800 a year
41:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd like to think so
41:00 <fawks> Idiots
41:00 <fawks> I use my stove for maybe one hour a day to cook 
42:00 <fawks> And I don't use a gas heater 
42:00 <fawks> Definitely a mistake 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I think ours was really high too but this cunt I live with has the heater on almost 24/7
44:00 <Bastardly_One> in your case ... that's what I mean ... was agreeing with you when I said you'd like to think so
44:00 <fawks> Ofc you were agreeing with me
44:00 <fawks> Its what you do
44:00 <Bastardly_One> half of that and you'd still be using the heater at night a bit, etc
44:00 <fawks> :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh stfu
44:00 <fawks> Lmao
45:00 <fawks> Yeah if I used a heater then fair enough but I literally use the oven/stove once a day to cook 
45:00 <fawks> I'm looking on whirlpool now average consumption is about $125 per quarter 
46:00 <fawks> Oh well I'll call them in the morn
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
46:00 <Bastardly_One> so many people must get ripped not questioning bills though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> or investigating
46:00 <fawks> Theyre idiots 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> basically
47:00 <fawks> With my elex bill for the first month they sent me a bill for $91 so I paid it
47:00 <fawks> Then I got an email saying that they've overcharged me
47:00 <fawks> And I'll be reimbursed $75
47:00 <fawks> lol
47:00 <Bastardly_One> nice
47:00 <fawks> So my first months gas bill was $16
48:00 <fawks> And theyre trying to tell me I've used $400 worth of gas in 2 months?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> electricity you mean but that's great
48:00 <fawks> Pls
48:00 <fawks> Yeah elec soz
48:00 <Bastardly_One> like you said ... not likely
48:00 <fawks> Yup
50:00 <Bastardly_One> geez I can't warm up tonight
50:00 <Bastardly_One> so cold and I'm in front of an fan heater
50:00 <Shadowgate> i love winter
50:00 <Shadowgate> better than sunmmer
50:00 <Shadowgate> im trying to aford an ir conditones
50:00 <Shadowgate> after the hell summer put me through
50:00 <Shadowgate> fuck summer
51:00 <Shadowgate> 4 people died in my area
51:00 <Shadowgate> becuase of summer
51:00 <Bastardly_One> now fawks will say I agree with everyone
51:00 <Bastardly_One> but I don't like the heat either
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what area is that?
51:00 <Shadowgate> reservoir
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ah
52:00 <fawks> Fuck the heat
52:00 <fawks> Winter all the way 
52:00 <Shadowgate> heat sucks
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in your suburb on the weekend
52:00 <fawks> Just not when I'm sick 
52:00 <Shadowgate> wintera ll the way thats right
55:00 <[sA3m0n]> [
55:00 <[sA3m0n]> [Maverick]
55:00 <Shadowgate> [sA3m0n] lets wank semen out of our dicks
56:00 <Shadowgate> hahaha i was so funny
00:00 <Bastardly_One> semen, why is it each time you get banned here you have to annoy people in notice and pm?
02:00 <fawks> lmao shadowgate
04:00 <Dark_Weather> crispeh bacon n eggs mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One dont patronise me
07:00 <[sA3m0n]> get off your high horse 
11:00 <Bastardly_One> no
19:00 <Bastardly_One> this is interesting
19:00 <Bastardly_One> in a depressing way
19:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-06-07/death-and-decay-detroit-real-time-seen-streets
34:00 <Sponge> http://youtu.be/AW4p0NiQ2j0?t=5m46s
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Rik Mayall On Satire, Politics And Alan B'Stard: Archive From 2006 (Date not found) 7:08 - Category: News &amp; Politics - 301+ views - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
38:00 <Sponge> i am deleting all new thrones immediatlly as itwas such a piece of shit
40:00 <BlackDevil> police chase in LA
40:00 <BlackDevil> guy pulls out assualt rifle in chase
40:00 <BlackDevil> now stand off
40:00 <Bastardly_One> big one or average?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> on now?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I get LA cops on my scanner
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah? nuh?
41:00 <BlackDevil> looks like a m4
44:00 <Bastardly_One> seems weird listening to police radio of it 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> while sitting on the other side of the world 
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and not seeing the vision as you can
45:00 <BlackDevil> hes on foot again
54:00 <BlackDevil> made entry in a house
04:00 <Dark_Weather> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=771130046260735&set=vb.151100888263657&type=2&theater
09:00 <simba> bippity bobbity boo
10:00 <BlackDevil> wait
10:00 <BlackDevil> how did a bat turn into a light sabor
10:00 <BlackDevil> then back into a bat?
11:00 <simba> best not think about anything too much BlackDevil
11:00 <BlackDevil> then the damage is also not there
30:00 <Dark_Weather> BlackDevil, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGRocJOcW0c
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: where yah from- Drapht (Aug 2, 2011) 3:49 - Category: Entertainment - 14,409 - 41 likes (95.3%), 2 dislikes (4.7%)
32:00 <[sA3m0n]> omg Bastardly_One
32:00 <[sA3m0n]> daniel bryan to drop the title
32:00 <[sA3m0n]> and new champ will be crowned at money in the bank
43:00 <simba> lol
43:00 <simba> he doesnt care
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't really
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> why not?
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> thought u were a WWE fan Bastardly_One
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> you only talk about WWE when others talk about it, like theron or stebie etc
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> but when with me, u reveal your real self of not caring about it
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> your suck a fucken poser
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> such*
47:00 <simba> ssssssssshhhhhhhhh
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> justify yourself 
48:00 <simba> its too much for you to understand
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> oh i understand alright
48:00 <simba> youve been told before but youre too dumb
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> he just wants to be included with the cool kids
48:00 <simba> dumb and angry 
49:00 <[sA3m0n]> its sad really
49:00 <[sA3m0n]> 44 and still playing highschool politics.
49:00 <simba> youre a dumb guy
49:00 <simba> stop typing
49:00 <simba> youre making yourself look really dumb
49:00 <simba> every day
49:00 <simba> sssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm watching a movie actually
00:00 <simba> bbBBBbBBb
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> oi
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> simba
02:00 <[sA3m0n]> i know wat u did last summer Muahahahahahahaha
03:00 <Bastardly_One> saemon
04:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One what make u think you have any sort of authority over me whatsoever?
04:00 <simba> sssssssshhhhhhhhh
04:00 <simba> stop being so gay
04:00 <[sA3m0n]> muahahahaha
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> >:D
05:00 <simba> stop being weird man
05:00 <simba> youre just being a waste of time
05:00 <simba> we know you dont enjoy it so just stop now
05:00 <simba> thx
05:00 <[sA3m0n]> what is time, to an immortal?
06:00 <simba> ya
10:00 <[sA3m0n]> kneel before your God Tau'ri
14:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
17:00 <BlackDevil> yea
17:00 <BlackDevil> shut up
27:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One silence shol'vah!
27:00 <[sA3m0n]> kree tak!
29:00 <BlackDevil> http://browsa.se/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Kv%C3%A4llens232.jpg
31:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol whos watched the latest game of thrones?
32:00 <[sA3m0n]> ygritte's death
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> was it meant to be dramatic and serious?
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> i lol'd at it because of that lil kids nod 
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> to jon snow after he shot her
33:00 <[sA3m0n]> he's all like 'yo sup i go cho back brah'
34:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol totallt oblivious all the history and bond and jon and ygritte had/has for eachother
34:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol totally oblivious to all the history and bond that* jon and ygritte had/has for eachother
36:00 <BlackDevil> i did
36:00 <BlackDevil> i was live mirc'ing it
37:00 <BlackDevil> yea was hoping for more tits before she died
37:00 <BlackDevil> pity fuck
37:00 <BlackDevil> but jon snow looked good after getting his head smashed againts an anvil
42:00 <simba> misanthropy
09:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6qlhwpw1QA
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 50 Cent - In da Hill Top Zone (Dec 13, 2011) 2:49 - Category: Music - 1,540 - 15 likes (88.2%), 2 dislikes (11.8%)
09:00 <simba> brill
10:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.fasterlouder.com.au/news/39540/Listen-The-Preatures-release-new-single-Two-Tone-Melody
39:00 <Dark_Weather> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=743592859037373&set=vb.694705810592745&type=2&theater
43:00 <Bastardly_One> damn that movie was good to see again
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5JoW3m89HM
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bottom Guest House Paradiso 1999 (This video contains content not available in your country.) - Category: Comedy - -
59:00 <simba> ubi soft pres confrnc
09:00 <{LeE}> DORK
29:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PXActnMHpI
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Starfish and coffee (Dec 2, 2011) - Category: Comedy - -
43:00 <BlackDevil> Snoopys_Gunship
43:00 <BlackDevil> wuv u
45:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wuv you too bitch
51:00 <BlackDevil> eat my d
54:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> no thanks its probably infested with something
56:00 <BlackDevil> that adds the flavor
03:00 <Dark_Weather> I have over 200,000 PTC = 3.196 BTC = 2,195+ $$$$$$$$$$$$
04:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> LOL
04:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.cryptocoincharts.info/period-charts.php?period=2-days&resolution=hour&pair=ptc-btc&market=allcrypt
05:00 <Dark_Weather> should I trade now or wait fo a bit?
06:00 <BlackDevil> bitcoins are worthless ?
06:00 <Snoopys_Gunship> wait...... get fucked up the arse by a afician elephant THEN complain to some dude who doesnt give a flying fuck :)
18:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.cryptocoincharts.info/period-charts.php?period=2-days&resolution=hour&pair=ptc-btc&market=allcrypt
19:00 <Dark_Weather> meh
19:00 <Dark_Weather> one tic
20:00 <Dark_Weather> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10408879_10201532862358053_8374791986393225107_n.jpg
21:00 <BlackDevil> why not just use screen shot?
21:00 <BlackDevil> then paying a site
21:00 <Dark_Weather> I'm not payin nethin
22:00 <Dark_Weather> n don't really care abt the watermark
22:00 <BlackDevil> adrian
22:00 <Dark_Weather> gets the point acrosss
44:00 <simba> tweet me
44:00 <zaleth> no
46:00 <discount> hello simba busy day ahead?
47:00 <simba> i think so
47:00 <discount> what do you have planned?
48:00 <zaleth> hehe
48:00 <zaleth> good morning ;)
48:00 <discount> good morning ;)
49:00 <zaleth> Dark_Weather, may seem like a craze, but like dogecoin it won't be a major success
49:00 <zaleth> some people sell their coins for btc
49:00 <simba> noyb discount
59:00 <Floss> i watched Frozen last night... what the FUCK is wrong with people....it was fucking horrific
00:00 <discount> i will watch it with my daughter 2morrow after i ass fuck her
00:00 <Floss> fun for the whole family
02:00 <discount> well she is going through puberty so its quite fun
15:00 <simba> hi fawks
15:00 <simba> Dark_Weather should i go to the post office today?
16:00 <Dark_Weather> nah, I'll send it today
16:00 <Dark_Weather> closed yesterday
16:00 <simba> ok
16:00 <simba> kool
18:00 <fawks> Hi simby
20:00 <simba> hhhhh
21:00 <fawks> Hh
22:00 <fawks> Lmao
23:00 <fawks> Watching orange is the new black 
23:00 <Dark_Weather> it's all
23:00 <Dark_Weather> down
24:00 <Dark_Weather> and down
41:00 <johninja> can hear this dudes engine in the distance over the top of everything elde
41:00 <johninja> doesn't sound like he is even getting out of second
42:00 <johninja> must be powerful as fuck
42:00 <Fez> Backstreets?
43:00 <johninja> yeh
43:00 <johninja> right in melb cbd atm
43:00 <johninja> gotta go help mel for a bit
43:00 <johninja> pce
43:00 <Fez> I thought..
43:00 <Fez> Oh
49:00 <BlackDevil> lol
49:00 <BlackDevil> zlined
52:00 <Lumeah> Lol. Poor fez :p
09:00 <Q{_storm> http://www.thevine.com.au/fashion/beauty/miranda-kerr-fan-gets-surgery-to-look-like-miranda-kerr-20140530-281930/
14:00 <BlackDevil> fail
42:00 <{LeE}> Melbs is dead again 
42:00 <{LeE}> O_o
47:00 <faux> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10295716_726197450770036_5052626223807283340_n.jpg
47:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10356722_725550414168073_4639204157949685779_n.jpg
48:00 <johninja> yum
51:00 <faux> https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/10305614_711404295582685_5436985776843998077_n.jpg
51:00 <johninja> goosebumps!
52:00 <faux> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/60218_711403862249395_1310048468966446554_n.jpg
52:00 <faux> hng
52:00 <johninja> mm
52:00 <johninja> everyone on the train thinks i'm a pervert now
53:00 <johninja> which is kinda true i guess
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <faux> wahhhhh
53:00 <faux> im starving
53:00 <faux> but im struggling to eat
54:00 <faux> im coughing so much whenever i eat i feel like im just gonna spew
54:00 <johninja> my stomach has been in knots the last couple of days
54:00 <faux> i dont have a temp anymore tho
54:00 <johninja> just had a few chips
54:00 <faux> phew
54:00 <johninja> oh nice one
54:00 <faux> and all me phlegm is coming out
54:00 <faux> which is a good sign
54:00 <faux> :')
54:00 <johninja> yeh no chest infection eh
54:00 <johninja> or you lready had tht
55:00 <faux> shh
55:00 <faux> just teh flu i think
55:00 <faux> im glad i dont havea temp anymores
55:00 <faux> thsi cough is nasty though
55:00 <johninja> yeh maybe the same one getting around down here
56:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10372031_726392250750556_1679116327241781700_n.jpg
56:00 <johninja> nasty cough with it
56:00 <johninja> takes a while to shake
56:00 <johninja> fully
56:00 <faux> tabouli
56:00 <johninja> do you have any grey poupon?
58:00 <faux> any what
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <faux> fifty shadese of grey poop
58:00 <johninja> lol its from waynes world
58:00 <faux> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=717713214953315
58:00 <faux> this kids forehead
58:00 <johninja> they troll this old rich guy
59:00 <johninja> xtreme
59:00 <faux> eesh i havent seen waynes world in forevs
00:00 <faux> was on tv recentlly
00:00 <faux> didnt watch it tho
00:00 <johninja> yeh i think i watched a bit
00:00 <johninja> i have it on dvd
00:00 <faux> kewl
00:00 <faux> k im gonna attempt to eat a sandwich
00:00 <johninja> wonder what happened to garth?
00:00 <faux> and watch an ep on OITNB
00:00 <johninja> ok good luck
00:00 <faux> of*
01:00 <faux> lol
01:00 <faux> my cousin lives in sth africca
01:00 <faux> and his statuses in afrikaans always kill me
01:00 <faux> cos i try to read them but end up sounding like a retard
01:00 <faux> lmao
01:00 <faux> and he just posted this
01:00 <johninja> olol
01:00 <faux> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/s526x395/10450871_670006446412492_7377595305066066629_n.jpg
02:00 <johninja> wow
02:00 <faux> lollllllllll
02:00 <faux> i love afrikaans
02:00 <johninja> yeh its a cool sounding language
02:00 <faux> i wish i was fluent
02:00 <johninja> even the south african accent itself is nice
02:00 <faux> die e koop et muk kaap hng pllp
02:00 <faux> yeah i love it
02:00 <johninja> there is this chick in shaft africa that is so fucking hot
02:00 <faux> and charlize theron
02:00 <johninja> and her accent is even hottter
03:00 <johninja> lol pllp
03:00 <faux> http://hotpeasandbutta.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/SHAFTINAFRICALC6.jpg
03:00 <johninja> hehe
03:00 <faux> ok srsly now im gonna die of starvation
03:00 <faux> bbs
03:00 <johninja> kk
04:00 <Dark_Weather> simba
05:00 <johninja> http://m.blog.hu/ce/celebvids/image/Neda_Arneric-Shaft_in_Africa-3.jpg 
07:00 <johninja> http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRDNHJGCVRzANZG8xQAFKML5dmLPwP7AaUEQu-925m8k_ayr9GeAA 
07:00 <johninja> she got really old :(
17:00 <johninja> looks like melbourne is going to get an even better rail network
17:00 <johninja> and a trainline out to the airport
17:00 <mrgrumpy> yup about freaking time too!
17:00 <johninja> yeh the airport shuttle is OK but train would be better
17:00 <mrgrumpy> pain in the arse doing a day trip up to Sydney for work and having to leave 30 mins earlier because of work
18:00 <johninja> ah yeh
18:00 <mrgrumpy> sorry because of traffic
18:00 <mrgrumpy> the main issue at the airport is the drop-off zone
18:00 <johninja> trying to remember it
18:00 <mrgrumpy> it's a ramp like sydney
18:00 <johninja> brissie airport is quite cool
18:00 <johninja> ahh
18:00 <mrgrumpy> haven't been to brisbane in about 20 years lol
19:00 <johninja> but yeh in brisbane the actual rail network is shit
19:00 <johninja> covers like 1/2 the city
19:00 <johninja> at least in melbs it does go pretty much everywhere you want
20:00 <johninja> even though it can be a pin swithching lines etc
20:00 <johninja> *pain
20:00 <mrgrumpy> yeah, but the services don't run on time if you live in the west
20:00 <johninja> ahh yeh i spent some time in the west
20:00 <johninja> true not always
20:00 <johninja> westies get a bit left out
20:00 <johninja> a lot apprently
20:00 <mrgrumpy> east melbourne is pretty good for all services
21:00 <mrgrumpy> west is pretty bad for all services - not enough money out this way
21:00 <johninja> the ride out to frankston still aint much fun lol
21:00 <johninja> hence the lappy
21:00 <mrgrumpy> yeah Frankston is the arse end of Melbourne - equivalent to travelling to Penrith from Central
22:00 <BlackDevil> /help johninja shave his asshole
22:00 <johninja> yep
22:00 <johninja> #CuttingForBlackdevil
23:00 <johninja> its still not hard to get around
23:00 <johninja> i go a bit further out at times
23:00 <johninja> narre warren
23:00 <johninja> craanbourne
23:00 <mrgrumpy> inner city is great <10km out from the CBD is covered by buses, trams, trains
23:00 <johninja> yep its aws
24:00 <BlackDevil> http://cdn.acidcow.com/pics/20140609/acid_picdump_77.jpg
24:00 <johninja> heh
25:00 <johninja> how do we make the weather less shit in melbourne?
25:00 <johninja> mybe instal a dome over the city
25:00 <johninja> with solar panels
25:00 <johninja> to power everything too
25:00 <johninja> guess we would have to have the airport outside
25:00 <johninja> planes and large glss structures don't mix
25:00 <BlackDevil> under the dome it coming back out
25:00 <johninja> the mad max one was cool
26:00 <johninja> pressuredome?
26:00 <johninja> somethign
26:00 <mrgrumpy> thunderdome
26:00 <johninja> that
27:00 <johninja> really cute chick in front of me on the train
27:00 <johninja> oops low bat
27:00 <johninja> ok well
27:00 <johninja> arrivederci 
35:00 <Dark_Weather> lol at carryin lappy when gettin around
37:00 <Serenity> uwot
37:00 <stebie> nonsensical
39:00 <doctor> dem phones be at where it at
40:00 <stebie> word
42:00 <mrgrumpy> wtf?
42:00 <mrgrumpy> he wasn't that old...
42:00 <faux> me nose is leaking
42:00 <Serenity> 56 mrgrumpy :(
42:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.lyricsontop.com/the-kooks-songs/around-town-lyrics.html
43:00 <mrgrumpy> am reading about it now, wonder if it had to do with his car crash from years back - caused some brain damage from what I recall
44:00 <mrgrumpy> brain injury* - damage has connotations
44:00 <Serenity> motor bike accident
44:00 <Serenity> left him with epilepsy apparently
48:00 <mrgrumpy> news reports just said it was a sudden death, I'd have no doubts the accident would have lead to it in one way or another
48:00 <Serenity> i was thinking maybe some kind of anurism or something
48:00 <mrgrumpy> stroke is fairly likely
48:00 <Serenity> poor guy :(
49:00 <mrgrumpy> indeed, now lookout for the young ones to be run on 7TWO after black adder is finished
50:00 <Serenity> yeah they will no doubt
50:00 <Serenity> ive got the dvds luckily
50:00 <mrgrumpy> "Have we got a video?"
51:00 <Serenity> yes! we've got a video
54:00 <Fez> Bikini vids?
55:00 <Fez> Fem Mechanics in bikinis
48:00 <Fez> Hi
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I might be dead and have woken up in hell
09:00 <Serenity> you should have been a good boy then
14:00 <Bastardly_One> 'ello ... how's skool?
15:00 <Bastardly_One>  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5JoW3m89HM
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bottom Guest House Paradiso 1999 (This video contains content not available in your country.) - Category: Comedy - -
15:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
16:00 <Bastardly_One> afternoon
33:00 <Dark_Weather> afternoob
33:00 <TheRiddler> so xbox exclusives coming out are fable legends, forza horizon 2, dance central spotlight, phantom dust
34:00 <TheRiddler> new xbox exclusives
34:00 <TheRiddler> oh and crackdown
41:00 <TheRiddler> new sony exclusives are infamous first light, uncharted 4, little big planet 3
10:00 <Dark_Weather> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=526073580849268&set=vb.100003398910128&type=2&theater
15:00 <doctor> absolutely brilliant!
19:00 <Dark_Weather> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10251944_715539191836562_2317438229530508145_n.jpg
24:00 <Dark_Weather> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10418324_10152518034589686_353920893307517398_n.jpg
28:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.hightimes.com/read/are-you-smoking-pot-why-yes-i-am-officer
38:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.upworthy.com/a-movie-theater-got-its-audience-to-use-their-phones-so-it-could-teach-them-a-lesson?c=ufb1
45:00 <Bastardly_One> this pastie is great
46:00 <Bastardly_One> nobody else would probably think so ... lacks anything except meat and diced up potato really
47:00 <Dark_Weather> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10154900_689881747743675_4142039345705301746_n.jpg
58:00 <Bastardly_One> how can roast chicken pringles be suitable for vegetarians and vegans?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> yay for artifcial flavours
00:00 <Pyro-> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/535875_419286161509021_570745518_n.jpg
00:00 <Defunct> The banana flavour you get in artificial banana is based on the Gros Michel banana. But they no longer exist. Bananas reproduce asexually by branching of 'sappers'
01:00 <Defunct> nowadays we mostly have the Cavendish banana as because they reproduce asexually and are essentially genetically identical, a disease wiped them all out
01:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I said this before you came in 
01:00 <Defunct> really?
01:00 <Bastardly_One>  how can roast chicken pringles be suitable for vegetarians and vegans?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so hence the hooray for chemicals line
02:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, not what you said 
02:00 <Defunct> Okay. I thought it'd be weird someone else would expound such an esoteric fact as that
04:00 <Mew> i keep getting z lined for flooding :'(
09:00 <faux> http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/outrage-over-giant-jesus-airballoon-floating-over-melbourne/story-fni0fiyv-1226949154500
09:00 <faux> lmao
10:00 <TheRiddler> hai faux
11:00 <faux> hello
13:00 <faux> ehehhe https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10399428_10152082303441160_4593528612312801312_n.jpg
16:00 <Dark_Weather> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10200191565615386&set=vb.367376293298903&type=2&theater
18:00 <TheRiddler> lol
19:00 <TheRon> BOOBIES!
20:00 <faux> where'
20:00 <TheRon> faux any chance?
20:00 <faux> nope
20:00 <TheRon> damn
21:00 <TheRon> st george win?
22:00 <TheRon> i think i just sneezed over everyone
22:00 <Bastardly_One> *burps*
22:00 <Bastardly_One> gotta like 2 for 1 deals at bakeries
22:00 <Bastardly_One> when the little asian guy loves you
22:00 <TheRon> do you still believe in the shield?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> that second pastie was delicious
23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wonder what direction they're take Ambrose
23:00 <TheRon> keep in mind i haven't seen raw yet\
24:00 <Bastardly_One> but a lot of people forget 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> that WWE brought in Seth Rollins first 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the other two came with him so to speak 
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to watch this week a little later on 
25:00 <TheRon> mandyjane: sow us your tits
26:00 <TheRon> too forward?
26:00 <TheRon> i thought chicks liked people being upfront
30:00 <Ana_Ng> show us your tits, TheRon
30:00 <TheRon> nobody wants to see that
30:00 <Bastardly_One> I dunno
30:00 <Bastardly_One> we were saying the other day you should make a bowls themed porn
31:00 <TheRon> granny porn?
31:00 <Dark_Weather> complete wif walkin frames
31:00 <Dark_Weather> :P
31:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng:  get them out
32:00 <TheRiddler> they fuck the legs of the walker lol
33:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: looking round the room, i can tell i can tell you're the most beautiful girl in room
34:00 <Ana_Ng> stutter
34:00 <Dark_Weather> Ronnie 2 tiemz
34:00 <TheRon> you cold be a part time model
36:00 <TheRon> you probab;y kave to keep your normal job
37:00 <TheRon> my mother cam eo rhazrad when i was just 7, even then the folks in town saw the the prejuidiced eyes that boys not right
38:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/1kq2g.jpg
43:00 <TheRon> i can see daniel waving goodbye
43:00 <TheRon> god it looks like daniel, must be the cloud in my eyes
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I know this doesn't matter
46:00 <Bastardly_One> but I wonder if Bernie Taupin is homosexual or not like Dwight?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean Elton
46:00 <Bastardly_One> Daniel could be either about a lover or a death
48:00 <Loof> ah caffeine and cannabis
48:00 <Loof> life is good
48:00 <TheRon> bernie could be thinking about daniel right now
49:00 <Floss> whats goin awwwwwwnnn
49:00 <TheRon> boobs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fook awwwwwwwwwwwllllllllllll
49:00 <Fez> Breasts
49:00 <TheRon> norgs
49:00 <Loof> scarnon
50:00 <TheRon> funbags
50:00 <Fez> Tits
50:00 <Fez> Mammories
50:00 <Fez> Juggs
50:00 <Bastardly_One> pillows
50:00 <Floss> i has choc almond milk
50:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah so?
50:00 <Loof> i has weed
50:00 <Fez> Flesh mountains
50:00 <Loof> i win
50:00 <Bastardly_One> handbra or GTFO
51:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean hi!
51:00 <Fez> Hand jocks?
51:00 <Floss> i has also
51:00 <TheRon> ladies have refused to show handbra's till we show some ball cup pics
52:00 <Floss> dirty bitches
52:00 <Ana_Ng> handbras
52:00 <Floss> how dare they
52:00 <Ana_Ng> no apostrophe in the plural
52:00 <Bastardly_One> rude!
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes, what ana said 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> even though her and I are getting older
52:00 <Bastardly_One> and I still haven't walked in her majestic presence
52:00 <Ana_Ng> she
52:00 <Fez> Grammar on irc
53:00 <Floss> Ng and Gung Ho
53:00 <TheRon> situation know when, rush to the change of atmosphere
53:00 <Bastardly_One> that's a song joke
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I am hilarious
53:00 <Fez> Make it happen people
54:00 <Bastardly_One> What a shame about Rik Myall
55:00 <TheRon> yes
55:00 <Bastardly_One> even if he's not really been heard of since that accident that put him in a coma for a while
55:00 <Bastardly_One> seen this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ce9hXS6xjo
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Label Society - In This River (live) (Jun 19, 2009) 10:56 - Category: Music - 754,989 - 6,661 likes (98.8%), 81 dislikes (1.2%)
55:00 <Bastardly_One> oops
55:00 <Bastardly_One> wrong link
55:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5JoW3m89HM
56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bottom Guest House Paradiso 1999 (This video contains content not available in your country.) - Category: Comedy - -
56:00 <Bastardly_One> great movie if you haven't ... of his 
56:00 <Fez> Thats so 90's
56:00 <Bastardly_One> still piss funny
57:00 <Fez> I assume piss funny is the technical term
57:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
58:00 <Bastardly_One> at my age laughing makes ya pee yaself
58:00 <Bastardly_One> incontence issues ya see
58:00 <TheRon> what about the age of reason
58:00 <Fez> Depends b1
58:00 <Fez> Theyre adult nappies
59:00 <Fez> Try them
59:00 <Bastardly_One> what if I like the warm feeling?
59:00 <Bastardly_One> it's alright in winter
59:00 <Fez> Still get the warm feeling
59:00 <TheRon> game of thrones, wil the winter ever come?
59:00 <Fez> It just doesnt run down ya legs
01:00 <Bastardly_One> ooooooooooooh
01:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks for the tip
02:00 <TheRon> why is it on game of thrones, a bloke after he's fucked a chick, his weiner is all flooy?
02:00 <TheRon> floppy
02:00 <Fez> Cuz they cuddled
02:00 <Bastardly_One> because he clearly is only doing the deed and not really enjoying it 
02:00 <Bastardly_One> that's when it goes instantly floppy
03:00 <Bastardly_One> or ... they've all got weak penises
03:00 <TheRon> yep thats the one
03:00 <Fez> Chicks with bad breasts make my weiner soft
04:00 <TheRon> they do
04:00 <TheRon> it's a facy
06:00 <TheRon> nightswimming, deserves a quiet night
07:00 <Fez> I got 2 eps of thrones to watch
07:00 <Bastardly_One> this season?
07:00 <Bastardly_One> don't bother if it is 
07:00 <Fez> Might leave them till next week
07:00 <Fez> Yea
07:00 <Bastardly_One> IMO this season is shit 
08:00 <Bastardly_One> even more so if you've read the books
08:00 <Fez> Cant be
08:00 <Fez> The kings dead
11:00 <TheRon> your love is like bad medicine 
14:00 <TheRon> bad medicine is what i need
14:00 <BlackDevil> TheRon http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/tumblr_n6thtbhrpd1qdlh1io1_400.gif?w=345&h=234
15:00 <BlackDevil> same filling when i try to reach my willy
15:00 <BlackDevil> feeling
15:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
15:00 <TheRon> batista
15:00 <Bastardly_One> bootista
16:00 <TheRon> blue tista
16:00 <TheRon> thats why the lady is a tramp
16:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking whore
17:00 <Bastardly_One> actually I love one certain Dean Martin song 
17:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on a sec
18:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huKSm0tAvhs
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ain't That A Kick In The Head - Dean Martin (Aug 11, 2007) 2:15 - Category: Music - 1,303,521 -
18:00 <TheRon> love that song
18:00 <Bastardly_One> that's from the movie it's in 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> but I forget the movie now
20:00 <TheRon> what a swell party this is
21:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRtjVihrZxs#t=61
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bad Parkour (Date not found) 2:17 - Category: Comedy - 154,182 - 5,291 likes (98.1%), 104 dislikes (1.9%)
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I like how cheeky Dean Martin always was
23:00 <TheRon> start spreading the news
23:00 <TheRon> i'm leaving today
24:00 <Bastardly_One> you want to be a part of it eh?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> been there for a brief time 
24:00 <TheRon> yep
24:00 <Bastardly_One> interesting place ... wouldn't want to live there though
25:00 <faux> whats for dinner
25:00 <Bastardly_One> *thinks*
26:00 <TheRon> rissoles
26:00 <Doodle> rosbif
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fish or rissotto again
26:00 <faux> i might make fish too
26:00 <faux> i cant rly taste anything so i could eat shit and not knkow
26:00 <Bastardly_One> I've some nice blue grenadiere
26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, fish always makes me feel better
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so *shrugs*
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel like crap today
27:00 <faux> i won a whopper this week with perfect tipping
27:00 <faux> i wanna try it
27:00 <faux> also Doodle this reminded me of you https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10399428_10152082303441160_4593528612312801312_n.jpg
27:00 <Bastardly_One> do you eat much meat?
27:00 <faux> not as much as i should
27:00 <Bastardly_One> and depends on your HJs too ... the one near me tends to nuke
27:00 <faux> ive never tried it before
28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well, you might feel a bit ill
28:00 <Doodle> lol faux :)
28:00 <Bastardly_One> HJs is the best of the bunch though
28:00 <faux> nah
28:00 <faux> oportoo
28:00 <faux> -o
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like red meat much but occassionally I'll grab something small from there
28:00 <faux> ive prob had hj's like 3 times ever
28:00 <faux> :S
28:00 <faux> and each time i had th grille chicken
28:00 <faux> which is nice
28:00 <faux> minus tomato
28:00 <Doodle> i've had heaps of hj's
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it is ... so is their fish one
28:00 <faux> gonna put some fish in the oven brb
29:00 <Doodle> but not much hungry jacks
29:00 <Bastardly_One> almost tastes like a real fish burger
29:00 <faux> lol doctor
29:00 <faux> Doodle*
29:00 <Dark_Weather> ave a giggle if u want, but check that crowd ........... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdRULdwQ5PQ
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: GOSSIP Standing in the Way of Control HQ Live Eurockéennes Belfort.flv (Mar 1, 2010) 10:38 - Category: Music - 127,025 - 471 likes (97.9%), 10 dislikes (2.1%)
30:00 <Bastardly_One> no
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't make me!
31:00 <Maurice> (15:29:02) (faux): and each time i had th grille chicken
31:00 <Maurice> Add cheese and beetroot next time
31:00 <Maurice> Nom
31:00 <Maurice> Doodle, don't add cheese and beetroot to your hjs though
31:00 <Doodle> i dont
31:00 <Doodle> :P
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the beetroot could be ... hard to explain
32:00 <Bastardly_One> the cheese ... well, I dunno what type of women he picks up
32:00 <Maurice> Mind you, I'd eat beetroot off Doodles nipples
32:00 <TheRon> did Maurice get her norgs out?
32:00 <Maurice> Every day in the shower, TheRon
32:00 <Doodle> you'd get hair in your mouth
32:00 <TheRon> no
33:00 <Maurice> Good point, hairy beetroot wouldn't be good
33:00 <Maurice> Ok, we'll skip the beetroot
33:00 <TheRon> i was only hoping
33:00 <Doodle> plus my nipples would get stained
34:00 <Maurice> Plenty of people have seen my boobs, internet people, that bus full of senior citizens on their way to the casino
34:00 <Maurice> The list is endless
34:00 <Doodle> looool
34:00 <TheRon> won't you come and stop making a fool out of me, why don't you come on over valerie
34:00 <Bastardly_One> I've kind of seen them
34:00 <Maurice> Imagine flashing a senior citz bus
34:00 <Maurice> Thered be heart attacks galore
34:00 <Doodle> speaking of stained, i dropped a full glass of pepsi max on my white lounge room carpet last night
34:00 <Maurice> :/
34:00 <Doodle> and coffee table
35:00 <TheRon> doodle is stained right noew
35:00 <TheRon> now
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
35:00 <xm> i remember watching a Hallmark style telemovie of a guy during the pioneering years of America who turned around to avoid looking at his wife breastfeeding
35:00 <Doodle> i got it out tho
35:00 <Doodle> and the pepsi
35:00 <xm> so he was OK with making the baby...
35:00 <Bastardly_One> there's shit that'll get that out
35:00 <xm> but not that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't have to think of the brand
35:00 <Doodle> yeah a towel
35:00 <Bastardly_One> fair enough ... got it in time obviously
35:00 <TheRon> why don't you come on over valerie
36:00 <Doodle> lol yeah like .2 sec after it hit the floor
36:00 <Bastardly_One> just walk away renee
36:00 <Bastardly_One> blahblahblahwhatever the next line issssssss
36:00 <TheRon> my bedroom eyes
37:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kate Ceberano - Bedroom Eyes.mp3 (3.6MB 128kbps Stereo 3:55)
37:00 <Doodle> make up your minds
37:00 <Doodle> fk
37:00 <Doodle> kate ceberano has bedroom tits
37:00 <Doodle> and living room, kitchen
37:00 <TheRon> her norgs rae the best
37:00 <Doodle> theyre gigantic
37:00 <faux> k
37:00 <faux> fish is in
38:00 <Bastardly_One> what sort?
38:00 <i_stephen> megala visia
38:00 <faux> just crumbed
38:00 <Doodle> nom
38:00 <faux> w/ a cabbage salad
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and you have lemon yes?
38:00 <faux> yes
38:00 <Bastardly_One> has to have lemon
38:00 <Doodle> fish and une salade is the best
38:00 <Bastardly_One> good!
38:00 <faux> lemon is good for my throat rn
38:00 <Bastardly_One> and yum ... I should make a salad too
38:00 <faux> and i have garlic and vinegar for my cabbage salad
38:00 <Doodle> pouisson une salade
38:00 <Bastardly_One> but battering the fish will be too much effort today
38:00 <i_stephen> faux, do you have the flu?
39:00 <TheRon> i'd still let kat cebrano do things to me
39:00 <faux> yes
39:00 <i_stephen> take lots of vitamin c
39:00 <TheRon> oj
39:00 <Doodle> vitamin c does shit all
39:00 <TheRon> and beer
39:00 <Doodle> you're welcome
39:00 <faux> lol
39:00 <faux> i dont ha ve any
39:00 <i_stephen> Doodle thats because you haven't been taking enough
39:00 <Doodle> saved you some money
39:00 <TheRon> scotch
39:00 <Doodle> lol vitamin c tablets dont do anything
39:00 <i_stephen> oh yes they do
39:00 <faux> im gargling with salt n water
40:00 <Doodle> science begs to differ
40:00 <faux> and green tea is helping :')
40:00 <TheRon> serioulsy, hydralite tablets
40:00 <Bastardly_One> vitamin C tablets are a scam
40:00 <i_stephen> they're not going to do much if you take 1 or 2 a day when you're sick
40:00 <i_stephen> you need to take megadoses
40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah and take more and you o/d
40:00 <Doodle> megadoses do nothing because your body eliminates excess vitamin c
40:00 <Doodle> so there goes that theory
40:00 <Bastardly_One> they don't work how they should if you take too much
40:00 <Bastardly_One> snap
40:00 <i_stephen> Bastardly_One the pharmaceutical society would have you believe anything natural is a scam
40:00 <Doodle> whereas other vitamins are cumulative
41:00 <Doodle> vitamin c is eliminated
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
41:00 <i_stephen> No, thats not quite how it works
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yes it is 
41:00 <Doodle> it bloody is
41:00 <i_stephen> no it's not
41:00 <TheRon> kate cebrano, or the chick from transvision vamp??
41:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Transvision Vamp - Baby I Don't Care.mp3 (3.39MB 128kbps Stereo 3:42)
41:00 <TheRon> who would yo do?
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I did natural medicine as part of my religious studies
41:00 <Bastardly_One> it fucking is how it goes
41:00 <Doodle> unsure
41:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think I'm a Witch
41:00 <faux> why the fuck did you do religious studies
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just told ya 
42:00 <Doodle> cos he is a religious nutter
42:00 <i_stephen> if you are really really sick, your body uses up more and more vitamin c than it does if you are well
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just a nutter really Doodle
42:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah
42:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHixeIr_6BM
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Volkswagen - Eyes on the road (Date not found) 1:24 - Category: Entertainment - 3,343,699 - 7,173 likes (98.3%), 124 dislikes (1.7%)
42:00 <Bastardly_One> vitamin C being the vitamin that keeps you healthy 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> is actually bullshit
43:00 <Bastardly_One> B and D do more for you in general
43:00 <TheRon> you am i - cathy's clown
43:00 <partay> vitamin wild turkey 
43:00 <i_stephen> your loss
44:00 <i_stephen> Bastardly_One please tell me who told you that vitamin c does nothing? the pharmaceutical society?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> did either Doodle or I say nothing?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saying it's not the answer
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you have the sniffles or whatever?
45:00 <i_stephen> it's "an" answer
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you're ran down?
45:00 <TheRon> carolina liar - it's not over
45:00 <Bastardly_One> here! have some vit c that will do fuck all!
45:00 <i_stephen> like you'd know
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I do
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ask faux
46:00 <i_stephen> how do you know?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I know everything
46:00 <faux> .
46:00 <TheRon> those hyrdalite tablets work i n beer
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wow
46:00 <Bastardly_One> no comment
46:00 <Bastardly_One> you are sick 
46:00 <i_stephen> or rather, who taught that myth about vitamin c doing nothing?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I never said that for the third time
47:00 <partay> vitamin C cures cancer 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> give it a rest it's getting boring
47:00 <i_stephen> you do, you said it does fuck all. that is the same as saying it does nothing
47:00 <partay> hi faux
47:00 <TheRon> cancer, in the arse
47:00 <faux> hi
47:00 <ShadowLurker> i think youre all full of shit
47:00 <ShadowLurker> that is all
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ty
47:00 <faux> vital inpt
47:00 <faux> input
47:00 <partay> faux 8/8
48:00 <faux> yes
48:00 <partay> impressive
48:00 <faux> ty
48:00 <partay> dod i pick the margin ?
48:00 <partay> did u 
48:00 <TheRon> ]was the troy menzal hight contact a free kick
48:00 <faux> nah i put 12
48:00 <TheRon> i say no
48:00 <i_stephen> you guys talk like a bunch of badly brought up spoilt 4th graders
48:00 <TheRon>  he initiated the contact
49:00 <faux> ok
49:00 <partay> i_stephen so is your grammar 
49:00 <faux> vital input i_stephen
49:00 <TheRon> so all you carlton supporters bitching, you're just wrong
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I a fucking not spoilt!
49:00 <faux> this is going to sound insensitive but i dont mean any malice, someone told me i_stephen is blind and im curious as to how he ircs
49:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I remember i_stephen
49:00 <partay> carlton supporters.. who would admit to that
49:00 <i_stephen> faux NVDA. google it
49:00 <Bastardly_One> JAWS
50:00 <faux> k
50:00 <TheRon> b1, serenity
50:00 <Bastardly_One> you used to use JAWS
50:00 <i_stephen> I did.
50:00 <Bastardly_One> remember me i_stephen?
50:00 <faux> oh cool
50:00 <faux> can you change the voice
50:00 <faux> like could morgan freeman be reading irc rn
50:00 <Bastardly_One> we used to chat a fair bit but I always wondered how you distinguished posts
50:00 <i_stephen> I mostly use NVDA now, except for special occasions like when some software won't get along well with NVDA because of it's user interface
50:00 <Serenity> why would you use a chat program if youre blind
50:00 <TheRon> morgan freeman explains all
51:00 <faux> lol sez .....................
51:00 <faux> what
51:00 <faux> is that a serious q
51:00 <Serenity> shut your face TheRon
51:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah right ... I thought you looked familiar
51:00 <i_stephen> Serenity I don't know. maybe because it's text and not pictures?
51:00 <partay> NVDA has am irc release 
51:00 <TheRon> serenity was troy menzal a free kick?
51:00 <partay> then johninja rooted her mum 
51:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, i_stephen has been around since the day dot 
51:00 <Serenity> i dont know TheRon i missed it happen
51:00 <johninja> then i banged the drum
52:00 <faux> then he fingered his bum
52:00 <TheRon> menzal ducked his head
52:00 <faux> regular day poets
52:00 <i_stephen> No, you run NVDA along side mirc. you run them together. NVDA stands for noonvisual desktop access
52:00 <johninja> lol
52:00 <Serenity> im more pissed about the bounce down that got them a goal that shouldnt have
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
52:00 <johninja> stuck my thumb in the plum
52:00 <johninja> stunned
52:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one likes gloating 
52:00 <johninja> yeh you better run
52:00 <partay> cum all over faux's tum 
52:00 <Serenity> john stfu
52:00 <Bastardly_One> especially from Geelong supporters
52:00 <faux> gosh
53:00 <i_stephen> Bastardly_One I can't say I remember the nick. which one did you used to chat under? we're going back 10 years btw
53:00 <i_stephen> before NVDA was invented
53:00 <faux> omg
53:00 <TheRon> the play on from tom hawikins that wasn't?
53:00 <faux> ive always wanted to know if blind people can dream
53:00 <Serenity> i_chris
53:00 <faux> i_stephen pls tell me
53:00 <johninja> is i_stephen blind?
53:00 <johninja> cool
53:00 <faux> yeah
53:00 <johninja> how does he type?
53:00 <faux> im so fascinated 
53:00 <i_stephen> Yes we dream, there's sight, hearing smell, touch but no sight
53:00 <faux> NVDA
53:00 <Serenity> DVDA
54:00 <i_stephen> oops
54:00 <faux> sight but no sight?
54:00 <johninja> wow cool
54:00 <faux> what
54:00 <johninja> no
54:00 <johninja> all other senses but sight
54:00 <i_stephen> there's hearing, smell, touch, taste and that's all
54:00 <johninja> pretty cool
54:00 <faux> so what do you dream
54:00 <Bastardly_One> took me ages to believe him too
54:00 <johninja> i dunno if i hear etc in my dreams
54:00 <johninja> or smell
54:00 <johninja> maybe they are cooler
54:00 <Serenity> dreams arent exclusive to sight lol its brain activity
54:00 <faux> tell me your last one pls
55:00 <i_stephen> Most dreams I can't remember
55:00 <faux> obv but the main focus is what you see
55:00 <faux> i dont wake up and think OH I SMELT POO IN MY DREAM
55:00 <Bastardly_One> that makes sense 
55:00 <i_stephen> Bastardly_One which nick did you chat under when I used to caht on here?
55:00 <Bastardly_One> this one i_stephen
55:00 <johninja> do you smoke cones i_stephen?
55:00 <i_stephen> oh.
55:00 <faux> lol
55:00 <Serenity> he chatted under rainbow butterfly
55:00 <i_stephen> johninja. no way!
56:00 <johninja> :(
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm talking like ... shit ... a decade ago now ... back when sex, etc were huge channels
56:00 <faux> fuck i hate people who wear white to weddings, minus the bride obv
56:00 <i_stephen> never smoked, never will
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, I haven't but I will now 
56:00 <Serenity> does your screen just like shout shit at you constantly when the channels busy
56:00 <Serenity> how confusing
56:00 <johninja> lol
56:00 <johninja> ignore everyone
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I said that just before
56:00 <faux> i wanna turn voice on now
56:00 <faux> k
56:00 <Bastardly_One> how does i_stephen distinguish certain posts
56:00 <faux> its on
56:00 <i_stephen> exactly you need years of practise in using screen reader software
56:00 <faux> LMAO
56:00 <johninja> i must be really annoying
56:00 <Bastardly_One> must be a mind fuck
57:00 <faux> omg
57:00 <Serenity> fuck that made
57:00 <faux> this is fun
57:00 <Bastardly_One> if you must be really annoying
57:00 <johninja> you are fun
57:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One makes me want to stab myself at the best of times
57:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine what I'm like
57:00 <faux> johninja says i must be really annoying
57:00 <Serenity> screw having shit shit yelled at me
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <faux> llolllllllllllllllllllllll
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ty <3
57:00 <i_stephen> bastard what do you mean certain posts?
57:00 <faux> LOL
57:00 <faux> it says fuck
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I was thinking the same .. of myself
57:00 <johninja> supercalifragulisticexpeiladocious
57:00 <Serenity> hgow do you turn it on man
57:00 <Serenity> wtf
57:00 <Bastardly_One> i_stephen I mean posts without names on them
57:00 <faux> right click the channel
57:00 <faux> go to speech
57:00 <johninja> antidisestablishmentarianism
57:00 <faux> and click on
58:00 <faux> Serenity says double yew tee eff
58:00 <Serenity> i dont have that shit
58:00 <johninja> take your bra off
58:00 <faux> LMAO
58:00 <faux> johninja says take your bra off
58:00 <faux> LOLLLLLLL the robotic voice is hilarious
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <faux> when she swears
58:00 <i_stephen> a bra is a bra is a bra
58:00 <faux> i love he.
58:00 <johninja> i love your errect nipples
58:00 <faux> omg
58:00 <faux> lol
58:00 <Serenity> WHY DONT I HAVE THIS SHIT
58:00 <faux> cos youre not special
58:00 <faux> ok
59:00 <Serenity> and youre a cunt
59:00 <johninja> i am so hard right now
59:00 <faux> do you use mirc sez
59:00 <Serenity> did it say cunt
59:00 <Serenity> CUNT
59:00 <faux> yeah
59:00 <faux> lol
59:00 <i_stephen> yes it did
59:00 <faux> serenity says CUNT
59:00 <Serenity> hhahah
59:00 <faux> ill whatsap you
59:00 <Serenity> i have invision maybe thats why
59:00 <i_stephen> it says anything you type in
59:00 <johninja> anything you type in
59:00 <Serenity> my bumhole is cold
59:00 <i_stephen> if you're interested and want to try out NVDA for free, you can. it's open source.
00:00 <i_stephen> www.nvda-project.org
00:00 <johninja> have you ever been in a fistfight i_stephen?
00:00 <i_stephen> not really
00:00 <i_stephen> maybe a bit of roughhousing when I was little
00:00 <i_stephen> I can't quite remember
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <johninja> cool
01:00 <johninja> i reckon a guide dog would be fun
01:00 <johninja> love labs
01:00 <Bastardly_One> stephen must be reaching the age of methusala by now
01:00 <i_stephen> Serenity, have a hot shower then
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I know someone that had to give their's back recently
01:00 <Serenity> i cant find me phone
01:00 <Bastardly_One> their guide dog as she is having trouble walking now
01:00 <johninja> is it on the top of your head?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> she said it was pretty heart breaking
01:00 <johninja> oh wait thats glasses
02:00 <johninja> that sucks b1
02:00 <i_stephen> I don't have a guide dogs actually, but yes, most do
02:00 <johninja> apparently there are people who raise guide dogs until they are old enough to train
02:00 <johninja> always thought that would be fun
02:00 <i_stephen> I don't know why, but I've never really liked dogs..... or cats for that matter
02:00 <johninja> although sad when they go
02:00 <johninja> but its for a good cause
03:00 <i_stephen> People tell me when I was little, I didn't like soft toys.   I'd just throw them away if ever I was given one
03:00 <johninja> do you like any animals i_stephen?
03:00 <i_stephen> Maybe horses. I used to like horse riding
03:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, so you lost your sight
03:00 <johninja> the thing that would annoy me the most about losing my vision would be not being able to play video games
03:00 <i_stephen> No I was born without sight
03:00 <Bastardly_One> rather than born blind
03:00 <johninja> although i guess you could play chess etc
04:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok ... couldn't remember
04:00 <i_stephen> I am also very cirous though, and I like asking lots of questions and finding out how things work.  for example, I always wanted to visit a recording studio
04:00 <i_stephen> and feel the various equipment.
04:00 <i_stephen> Learn about the history of the place.   Who recorded which songs
04:00 <faux> can you find teh g spot
05:00 <johninja> lol
05:00 <johninja> you don't need sight for that
05:00 <johninja> just long fingers
05:00 <faux> maybe YOU dont
05:00 <faux> i know some people that need a compass
05:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably could better than most sighted men
05:00 <johninja> his sense of touch would be heightened
05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what she just said
05:00 <faux> thats hot
05:00 <faux> Bastardly_One STOP AGREEING WITH ME
05:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllllll
05:00 <i_stephen> I find hands so interesting, they all feel different
05:00 <faux> "stfu"
06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up! ... only works when I am not expecting it now :P
06:00 <faux> lol
06:00 <faux> was waitign for that
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... clearly
06:00 <johninja> advanced chess players can memorise where every piece is on the board at all times
06:00 <Bastardly_One> brb!
06:00 <johninja> so you don't really need sight
06:00 <Bastardly_One> *rages*
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
06:00 <johninja> i bet some blind people could play
06:00 <faux> lol yum i read that as advanced cheese players
06:00 <faux> im obv hungry
06:00 <faux> hurry up dinner
06:00 <johninja> there is a guy in new zeand that can play 8 people at once with his back turned
06:00 <Bastardly_One> turn it/them over by the way
06:00 <Bastardly_One> do that now
07:00 <faux> i did
07:00 <Bastardly_One> fine ... I'll stfu again
07:00 <Bastardly_One> mine are soaking in the batter
07:00 <faux> mm icant wait to drown me fish in llemon
07:00 <faux> i dont rly like batter
07:00 <i_stephen> what does stfu mean? does it mean what it sounds like? stuff you?
07:00 <faux> i prefer crumb if not grilled
07:00 <Bastardly_One> better get them out sooner than later
07:00 <faux> i_stephen it means shut the fuck up
07:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu means shut the fuck up
07:00 <i_stephen> oh lol
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah same faux but my tummy wouldn't today
08:00 <johninja> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0itzW8XmCo 
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jonathan Sarfati playing 12 people simultaneously (Date not found) 35:55 - Category: Science &amp; Technology - 29 views - 1 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
08:00 <i_stephen> had a large meal at delish fish this afternoon. no dinner for me tonight
08:00 <Bastardly_One> plus I've ran out of crumbing stuff
09:00 <Bastardly_One> must be fish day
09:00 <johninja> don't drink the water
09:00 <Bastardly_One> a few people besides us three are having or had fish today
09:00 <johninja> ran out of ciggie papers
09:00 <johninja> fml
10:00 <i_stephen> who was it before who commented about not being able to play computer games?
10:00 <i_stephen> there are a few specialised game manufacturers that design games for blind people
11:00 <johninja> i
11:00 <Bastardly_One> that was johninja
11:00 <johninja> oh awesome
11:00 <i_stephen> I'm not talking nintendo or sony. you probably haven't heard of them
11:00 <johninja> i play a lot of strategy games
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was just looking at my games collection
13:00 <i_stephen> a lot of blind people are resisting moving on from windows xp because of how good and plain and simple Xp's interface is
13:00 <Bastardly_One> I suppose most fall under the rpg category even if I wouldn't call all of them rpg
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah people forget about the vision impaired in almost everything
14:00 <i_stephen> johninja, just curious where in melbourne are you? 
14:00 <johninja> frankston
14:00 <i_stephen> ok
14:00 <Serenity> LOL @ that whatsapp faux
14:00 <johninja> and you?
14:00 <i_stephen> I still live in kew
14:00 <Serenity> double yew double yew
14:00 <johninja> ah
14:00 <i_stephen> on the boarder between deepdene and kew
14:00 <johninja> i have not been out there
14:00 <i_stephen> where are you Serenity?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> wow i_stephen
15:00 <Serenity> perth
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're in your 40s now right?
15:00 <johninja> i have heard of it but not 100 percent where it is
15:00 <i_stephen> I'm 38
15:00 <johninja> st kilda way?
15:00 <Bastardly_One> johninja, nuh ... do you know where Balwyn is?
15:00 <i_stephen> No nowhere near st kilda
15:00 <johninja> no
15:00 <johninja> lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ok
15:00 <johninja> what direction is it
15:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmm
15:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on I'm thinking
15:00 <Bastardly_One> Doncaster?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> well, you'd go through Collingwood and head ... north
16:00 <johninja> ah
16:00 <johninja> ok
16:00 <i_stephen> john, do you know hawthorn, Richmond, Glen Iris, Canterbury etc?
16:00 <johninja> yes
16:00 <johninja> that is resonably inner city
16:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh deepdene end sorry
16:00 <faux> fuck how much phlegm can a person produce
16:00 <Bastardly_One> I just saw Kew
16:00 <Serenity> night cough faux
16:00 <Bastardly_One> faux, a shitload ... ask my emphysema
16:00 <i_stephen> Yes there is a deepdene in WA and a deepdene in Vic
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you're almost in Mont Albert
17:00 <faux> i have an itch
17:00 <faux> its so ugly and i cant stop coughing
17:00 <faux> eating has sucked cos i take 2 bites and feel like im gonna spew from all the coughing
17:00 <faux> urgh
18:00 <faux> LOL
18:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/t1.0-9/554671_564788106877586_420465524_n.png
18:00 <Dark_Weather> tis all
18:00 <Dark_Weather> down
18:00 <johninja> lol old
18:00 <i_stephen> Bastardly_One, No. the other end. near kew, hawthorn. Mont albert is in the opposite direction, out near surrey hills, Boxhill etc
18:00 <Dark_Weather> and down
18:00 <Serenity> ih dear
18:00 <johninja> this is why i don't go driving with Bastardly_One
19:00 <Bastardly_One> lol, I wouldn't
19:00 <johninja> we have a troublemaker
19:00 <Maurice> I'm at the end of that stupid cough
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm good at getting places but directions are a bit hit and miss
19:00 <Bastardly_One> excessive stop being a cunt 
19:00 <johninja> i lost my beanie yesterday
19:00 <johninja> :(
19:00 <fawks> Lucky Maurice
19:00 <i_stephen> whatever happened to marena, anastacia?
19:00 <johninja> it was really old though
19:00 <fawks> How long did it last 
20:00 <Maurice> It's been about a month lol
20:00 <johninja> a columbia one
20:00 <fawks> Omg
20:00 <fawks> Mines been two days 
20:00 <johninja> her period?
20:00 <Serenity> anastacia was all out of love
20:00 <Serenity> so we set her free
20:00 <Bastardly_One> anastacia might of just ran out of steam or grown up
20:00 <Bastardly_One> hah Serenity
20:00 <Maurice> Lol Serenity
20:00 <Serenity> :>
20:00 <fawks> But lots of Phlegms is coming out
20:00 <johninja> she was really old
20:00 <fawks> So that'd good 
20:00 <johninja> like in her 40s
20:00 <fawks> S
20:00 <johninja> or was that nother one
21:00 <Maurice> Mine started with a head cold, everything was blocked
21:00 <Bastardly_One> is that really old now is it?
21:00 <johninja> not quite cher
21:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <johninja> yes
21:00 <Bastardly_One> no fucking respect 
21:00 <johninja> 30 is the new 21
21:00 <Bastardly_One> you whipper snappers of today!
21:00 <johninja> 40 is the new 60
21:00 <i_stephen> being blind you tend to notice more things. like the fact that father and son, and mother and daughter sound alike
21:00 <johninja> oh cool
21:00 <fawks> lol
21:00 <Serenity> awks
22:00 <Serenity> as a gynocologist you tend to notice more things. like the fact that father and son, and mother and daughter look alike
22:00 <Serenity> ahem.
22:00 <johninja> lol
22:00 <Serenity> ill just let myself out
22:00 <fawks> Good lord
22:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:00 <johninja> tribute to rick?
22:00 <i_stephen> rick rocker
22:00 <Serenity> that was awful im sorry
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I think study has gone to her head
23:00 <johninja> my girlfriend called me a peadophile
23:00 <Serenity> im fairly convinced i have a brain tumour
23:00 <johninja> big word for an 8 year old
23:00 <fawks> Hommagawd so old
23:00 <johninja> lol
23:00 <Maurice> I am seriously considering abortion right now
23:00 <fawks> Serenity do you wash with warm or cold water
23:00 <Maurice> So over these kids
23:00 <Serenity> wash what?
24:00 <Serenity> o.O
24:00 <fawks> Lol clothes 
24:00 <Serenity> oh LOL
24:00 <Serenity> always cold
24:00 <fawks> Today my friend was talking me to wash with cold
24:00 <i_stephen> Serenity, brain tumours cause pain
24:00 <Maurice> Mines warm
24:00 <fawks> But I feel dirty
24:00 <johninja> Serenity do you masterbate in the shower?
24:00 <i_stephen> are you in pain?
24:00 <fawks> So I wash on warm
24:00 <fawks> :/
24:00 <Serenity> i never wash with warm
24:00 <fawks> I feel like warm will kill germs lol
24:00 <johninja> i see
24:00 <Serenity> its a waste of electricity
24:00 <fawks> And gas
24:00 <fawks> 4 me
24:00 <johninja> the machine here warms the water up
25:00 <Serenity> or gas if you have gad
25:00 <i_stephen> Serenity, not if you get gass hot water
25:00 <Serenity> gas
25:00 <Maurice> I have gas
25:00 <johninja> only one connection
25:00 <fawks> Me 2
25:00 <johninja> to cold
25:00 <fawks> My gas bill came today 
25:00 <Serenity> ive got solar but still
25:00 <Serenity> its a waste
25:00 <fawks> $247 for 2 months 
25:00 <fawks> :/
25:00 <Maurice> I can't get to my taps to change them
25:00 <Bastardly_One> did you get that sorted today?
25:00 <johninja> `topic <@Maurice> I have gas
25:00 <fawks> Theyre getting someone to come out and read the Meter again 
25:00 <Serenity> thats quoteable actually
25:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes topic it 
25:00 <Maurice> Out of context
26:00 <fawks> But Ive had a hot water leak in my laundry so I think that's why its so high 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> so?
26:00 <fawks> The plumber is coming out in 2 days 
26:00 <Bastardly_One> out of context is even better
26:00 <Bastardly_One> aaaaaaaaah faux *nods*
26:00 <fawks> Why the fuck does hot water use gas idgi
26:00 <i_stephen> I have to go now.
26:00 <Serenity> ooo i found 2 bucks under the couch cushion
26:00 <i_stephen> but I'll say one last thing
26:00 <fawks> Can't you change it :( lok
26:00 <fawks> Lol*
26:00 <Serenity> ..
26:00 <Serenity> r u being serious right now
27:00 <i_stephen> I've been using vitamin c for 3 years and I haven't had even a hint of the sniffles
27:00 <fawks> No hence the lol
27:00 <fawks> Parting words
27:00 <TheRiddler> bloody weirdoughs
27:00 <TheRiddler> :p
28:00 <Bastardly_One> that was weird
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not seen that guy for about a decade
28:00 <Bastardly_One> still as literal as a post
28:00 <Serenity> are you talking about your wang
28:00 <Serenity> HE HE
28:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
28:00 <fawks> lol
28:00 <Bastardly_One> bitch *mutters*
28:00 <TheRiddler> alot of older ppl coming on
28:00 <Dark_Weather> I haven't had/been cold/sick fo over 10 yrs ..............
29:00 <TheRiddler> back
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I laughed though
29:00 <TheRiddler> *
29:00 <TheRiddler> brit meat n such
29:00 <Serenity> he never went anywhere
29:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but I can never have too much fun with i_stephen
29:00 <Serenity> just didnt come in here
29:00 <TheRiddler> oh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> he's too literal
29:00 <faux> ur 2 gay
29:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
29:00 <faux> FINK ME FISH IS READY
29:00 <Bastardly_One> good
29:00 <johninja> NIG vs GER
29:00 <faux> lolol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> shut up
30:00 <Bastardly_One> you're making me cough laughing
30:00 <johninja> you sound like raz rn
30:00 <johninja> anyone want anything at the shops>?
31:00 <Serenity> no cunt
31:00 <johninja> lol
31:00 <zaim> peach ice tea
31:00 <johninja> what did i do now?
31:00 <johninja> mmm ice tea
31:00 <zaim> what didnt you do.
31:00 <johninja> ..
31:00 <johninja> lesigh
31:00 <johninja> i bathe in it
32:00 <Serenity> AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT
32:00 <doctor> pack of winnie blues john. ill pay you back when centrelink pays me
32:00 <johninja> no worries doc
33:00 <johninja> what a way to go out
33:00 <Serenity> tastey
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Oak Chocolate 2ltrs
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've ran out
33:00 <Serenity> no
33:00 <Serenity> you cant
33:00 <johninja> Dark_Weather can have my laptop
33:00 <Bastardly_One> yes, I did 
33:00 <johninja> Bastardly_One can have my clothes
33:00 <johninja> (he looks like he needs something decent)
33:00 <Bastardly_One> oh sweet!
33:00 <johninja> :p
33:00 <Bastardly_One> I've pissed all mine in the salvos bin
33:00 <Bastardly_One> cheers!
33:00 <johninja> lol
34:00 <doctor> cheers bruv
34:00 <johninja> The_Baron can have my weed
34:00 <johninja> its good shit
34:00 <Bastardly_One> goin' near the bottle shop?
34:00 <Serenity> i think im genuinely going mad
34:00 <johninja> yeh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> a flaggon too ... it's cold tonight
34:00 <johninja> welcome to the club 
34:00 <johninja> port
34:00 <johninja> bit of monkeys blood
34:00 <johninja> or some spiced rum
34:00 <Bastardly_One> going mad isn't that bad 
35:00 <johninja> me nd my mate has a bottle of caruba the other night
35:00 <johninja> got a fierce hngover
35:00 <Serenity> i watched some... .. colourful .. lads drinking a goon bag while walking through the coles car park the other night
35:00 <johninja> lol
35:00 <Serenity> ripped it out the box and everything
35:00 <johninja> see quite a few drinking goon in plastic water bottles
35:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8vygkvKotI
35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: capsula - i still know that i know (Jul 26, 2010) 7:06 - Category: Music - 10,736 - 87 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
36:00 <johninja> i saw this drunk hobo in a massage chair today
36:00 <johninja> fuck that
36:00 <johninja> the chair would have had so mny diseases
36:00 <johninja> after he sat in it
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I read somewhere that dirty people are kind of less likely to get sick
36:00 <Serenity> thats not nice
36:00 <johninja> :/
37:00 <Bastardly_One> because the dirt is trapping the pores
37:00 <Bastardly_One> so the germs can't get in
37:00 <johninja> strong immune systems
37:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure where I read that now 
37:00 <Maurice> One of my friends was outside freo hospital yesterday and said she was watching some drunk old guy picking fights with cars
37:00 <johninja> because they are constantly battling disease
37:00 <Dark_Weather> the dirtier u eat the healthier u r n shit .............
37:00 <johninja> lol Maurice
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that would of been entertaining Maurice
37:00 <Dark_Weather> cause apparently it builds ur immune system
37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah Dark_Weather
37:00 <Bastardly_One> as johninja just assumed
38:00 <johninja> "
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nfi where I read all that now but useless info is my specialty
38:00 <TheRiddler> who's going to watch the nintendo press conference
38:00 <TheRiddler> ?
38:00 <johninja> no
38:00 <johninja> i hve like 10mb of net left
38:00 <johninja> lol
38:00 <TheRiddler> ew
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh
38:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll be about a new shit machine
39:00 <Bastardly_One> that sounds awesome
39:00 <Bastardly_One> but will only have 5 games for it 
39:00 <partay> johninja thats not even 1min of porn 
39:00 <johninja> ikr :(
39:00 <johninja> luckily i have my personal collection
39:00 <TheRiddler> they wont make a new machine yet lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> also
39:00 <johninja> the laptop has no room for games or movies or music
39:00 <johninja> just pron
39:00 <partay> johninja and ex gf pics
39:00 <johninja> lol
39:00 <TheRiddler> they just jumped to 2nd in sales for the week
39:00 <johninja> i did have some jess porn
40:00 <TheRiddler> out selling xbone
40:00 <johninja> pretty hot stuff
40:00 <TheRiddler> for their wii u
40:00 <partay> johninja send pics STAT
40:00 <johninja> lol
40:00 <TheRiddler> I have not seen what she looks like
40:00 <johninja> these are premium
40:00 <Bastardly_One> orly?
40:00 <partay> TheRiddler we're over due for a link from you 
40:00 <johninja> like 50k
41:00 <johninja> or no
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I could easily find a pic of Jess via FB
41:00 <johninja> lol
41:00 <johninja> lol@mandy pics
41:00 <Serenity> no one wants to see that ok
41:00 <johninja> i saw Serenity nipple one night
41:00 <Bastardly_One> which mandy?
41:00 <johninja> that was fun
41:00 <johninja> bothe were pretty lol
41:00 <Maurice> skankyjane
41:00 <johninja> but yeh
42:00 <Serenity> to be far man
42:00 <johninja> the vb one
42:00 <johninja> with arm flaps
42:00 <Serenity> lots of people have seen my nipples
42:00 <Bastardly_One> with arm flaps 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> mmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmm
42:00 <johninja> far man waiting in the sky
42:00 <johninja> he'd like to come and see us
42:00 <Bastardly_One> star man you twit
42:00 <johninja> but he thinks he'd blow our minds
42:00 <johninja> lol
42:00 <johninja> i know
43:00 <Bastardly_One> not even 7pm and you're already lost
43:00 <Bastardly_One> good work 
43:00 <Serenity> i heard someone drew funny things on mj
43:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yah?
43:00 <johninja> i'm friends with the monster thats under my bed
44:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not
44:00 <Maurice> Like dicks and cum
44:00 <Serenity> yeah someone hilarious
44:00 <johninja> get along with the voices inside of my head
45:00 <johninja> You're trying to save me, stop holding your breath
45:00 <johninja>  And you think I'm crazy, yeah, you think I'm crazy
45:00 <johninja> yeh
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot stop eating
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm still bemused how these roast chicken pringles can be ok for vegetarians and vegans
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder what they taste like? haven't tried them yet
46:00 <johninja> i fed a cottish vegan burger rings once
46:00 <johninja> scottish
46:00 <johninja> i don't think they have meat though
46:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I'd take a pic but the label isn't in the right place
47:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure ... had a pack of those the other day for the first time in decades
47:00 <Bastardly_One> still as yum as when I was a kid
47:00 <Maurice> Fucking microsoft again
47:00 <johninja> ok bbl
47:00 <Maurice> Told her I dont have a computer 'but your name is registered, how is it you don't have a laptop or a computer?' 'What name is registered' *hangs up on me*
47:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
47:00 <Bastardly_One> the scam
48:00 <Bastardly_One> that still going?
48:00 <Maurice> Yep
48:00 <Maurice> I have had so many phone calls lately
48:00 <Bastardly_One> tell them next time to send you an email of the fault
48:00 <Bastardly_One> they get really mad
48:00 <Serenity> ive never got one of those
48:00 <Serenity> so rude
48:00 <Bastardly_One> one threatened me once 
48:00 <Maurice> You can get mine
48:00 <Serenity> even scammers dont like me
48:00 <Maurice> get = have
48:00 <Maurice> It's like every 2nd day
48:00 <Bastardly_One> you in the phone book?
48:00 <Maurice> Nope
49:00 <Maurice> Oh wait
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I found that happened at my old place and they were in the phone book
49:00 <Maurice> Maybe
49:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ok
49:00 <Maurice> But I also joined donotcall register etc
49:00 <Serenity> im not anywhere i have a private number
49:00 <Maurice> I just usually hang up
49:00 <Fez> Ask them for a free iphone
49:00 <Serenity> private/unlisted
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think the register means shit as they get hold of the database of phone numbers
49:00 <Bastardly_One> that are listed
49:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key
50:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe that scam is still going though
08:00 <faux> Maurice
08:00 <faux> you been watching OITNB?
08:00 <Maurice> Not yet
08:00 <Maurice> I need to rewatch the last one before I start the new season
09:00 <Serenity> omg has it started
09:00 <Serenity> it started last week didnt it
09:00 <Maurice> The whole season is out, Serenity
09:00 <Serenity> WHAT
09:00 <Maurice> Yep
09:00 <Serenity> season 2?
09:00 <Maurice> Netflix did the entire thing
09:00 <Maurice> Yah
09:00 <Serenity> WTFFF
10:00 <Serenity> holy fucking shit
10:00 <Maurice> Here
10:00 <Maurice> http://speed.cd/t/495401
10:00 <Serenity> already on it
10:00 <Serenity> lol
11:00 <Maurice> Lol
13:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGCR7-GPbBc
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Wedlock (1991) full movie DVD (Date not found) 01:38:14 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 21,871 - 64 likes (88.9%), 8 dislikes (11.1%)
14:00 <Serenity> 3%
16:00 <Serenity> oh dont forget bogan hunters tonight mo
16:00 <Bastardly_One> was about to remind you both
17:00 <Fez> Lol. Bogan hunters
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm getting used to it 
23:00 <Fez> Mew
24:00 <Mew> mr fezley
25:00 <Fez> Mewses 
27:00 <Fez> Hows shiz mew?
29:00 <partay> did i miss mews mewbs ?
29:00 <Fez> Yep
29:00 <Fez> U got the link?
29:00 <Fez> Heh
31:00 <partay> no :(
32:00 <Fez> But u got 8/8
33:00 <Fez> U dont need mewbs
33:00 <partay> nah 7/8
34:00 <partay> faux got 8/8
34:00 <Fez> Aah 
34:00 <TheRiddler> I got 8/9
34:00 <Fez> Fkn fawks
34:00 <TheRiddler> it was a round for high correct tips
35:00 <partay> it was
35:00 <partay> most favs won
37:00 <Fez> Even i got 6
37:00 <Fez> I nearly fell over
39:00 <partay> nice work
41:00 <TheRiddler> Creepiest thing that I found out was not to use the universal docking station as it was doing things with my phone. Calling people and turning on location. Even managed to dial a number not listed in my call list at all. Hope Stef can figure out why as it didn't make sense how it can do that.
41:00 <TheRiddler> this was at a hotel
42:00 <TheRiddler> So Stef showed us the phone on charging station and it was creepy. Watching it unlock and then opening hangouts and going into contacts and trying to type. Also archived one and good thing it didn't delete. Even tried to open the camera first before unlocking. Certainly telling reception about this.
44:00 <fawks> lol
47:00 <partay> TheRiddler has been haxored
48:00 <Matthew> feeling this wayyy... oh oh oh ohhhhh... i need your body, got to have your bodyyy... close to meee
49:00 <TheRiddler> it wasn't my phone
49:00 <Maurice> Ithink I ate too much sweet potato
51:00 <Matthew> did anybody see Neighbours tonight? I missed it :(  do Lauren & Brad know that their long lost daughter is in Erinsborough yet??
52:00 <Maurice> ...
52:00 <partay> errrrr
52:00 <Maurice> We're not 12 yr old girls
52:00 <Matthew> neither am I... but I still love it
57:00 <Fez> No they dont
57:00 <Fez> Plus
58:00 <Fez> Theres catch up eps on sunday
58:00 <Matthew> good. I will IQ them.
58:00 <Fez> Iq the weekday ones
58:00 <Fez> Lol
59:00 <Fez> Couldve watched it by now
59:00 <Matthew> No... I don't want to get too 'involved'
59:00 <Matthew> I do like it though
59:00 <Fez> Why ask then
59:00 <Matthew> because I want them to be reunited
59:00 <Matthew> <3
00:00 <Fez> <6 is more
00:00 <Matthew> possibly
01:00 <Matthew> bring back Julie & Phillip Martin ... and Hilary & Matthew Robinson
01:00 <Serenity> who are these people
02:00 <stebie> Fez, it's actually more or less
02:00 <stebie> just sayin'
02:00 <Matthew> http://perfectblend.net/comment/jp01.jpg
02:00 <Matthew> these two...
03:00 <Matthew> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Hilary_Robinson_(Neighbours).jpg
03:00 <Serenity> oh i recognise that forehead
03:00 <Matthew> http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Matt_Robinson_(Neighbours).JPG
03:00 <Fez> More or less hey....
03:00 <Matthew> and these two EEEEEEEEEK
03:00 <Fez> Never wouldve picked it
03:00 <Serenity> less than six
04:00 <Matthew> http://perfectblend.net/magic/1993/1843-24.jpg
04:00 <Matthew> http://www.neighboursepisodes.com/images17/19460012.jpg
04:00 <Fez> Less then 6 is more than less than 3 though isnt it?
04:00 <Fez> Has potential to be more atleast
04:00 <Fez> Anyways
08:00 <stebie> potential? yes
08:00 <stebie> but <6 could be 1, when <3 could be 2
09:00 <stebie> that's the only scenario where that's true (excluding zero and negatives) but you get the picture i'm sure
09:00 <stebie> ^_-
10:00 <Fez> Yea
12:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/TBgPJ.jpg
12:00 <TheRiddler> best christmas tree ever
15:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/hbcSs.jpg nsfw
15:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/Zh2u2.jpg
16:00 <dematerialised> dunno if the angle is doing it but there's something wrong with her vaglines
16:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/xjtY1.jpg wtf
17:00 <TheRiddler> whoever drew that must be on some heavy drugs
17:00 <dematerialised> i guess you could say they have lost control of their life
18:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/3otvF.jpg
20:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/1uM7l.jpg
20:00 <TheRiddler> loll
22:00 <Serenity> oh there was some good gifs in /s/ today
22:00 <faux> and yooouve goooot tiiiii iiiiiiiiiiimeeee
22:00 <Serenity> have to see if i can find
22:00 <faux> think of all the roads think of all their crossings
22:00 <faux> taking steps is easyyy standing still is hard remember all their faces remember all their voicess
22:00 <faux> everything is differeeeeeent
22:00 <faux> the second time arooooound
22:00 <faux> yooooooooooouuuuuuve gooooot tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmeee
23:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAYkao-LbEc
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ailo - Chronos (Date not found) 6:10 - Category: Music - 853 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:00 <Serenity> http://i.4cdn.org/s/1402151534396.webm -NSFW
25:00 <Serenity> http://i.4cdn.org/s/1402151760862.webm -nsfw
26:00 <dematerialised> www.lemonparty.org - safe for work
27:00 <Serenity> http://i.4cdn.org/s/1402152794379.webm
30:00 <TheRejectShop> THE REJECT SHOP
30:00 <dematerialised> is where you were conceived
31:00 <TheRejectShop> dematerialised, when was the last time you visited. THE REJECT SHOP?
31:00 <Serenity> http://i.4cdn.org/s/1401562166965.webm
33:00 <partay> Serenity im hypnotized 
33:00 <Serenity> me2
33:00 <ShadowLurker> same
33:00 <dematerialised> http://i.imgur.com/LHBxtb5.jpg - nsfw
33:00 <dematerialised> safe for licking though
34:00 <Serenity> yum clag
34:00 <dematerialised> no
34:00 <dematerialised> it's frosting
34:00 <dematerialised> and anything else you say is wrong
34:00 <TheRiddler> lol
34:00 <partay> i love frosting
36:00 <[Maverick]> I love frosting boobs
36:00 <[Maverick]> Big ones 
36:00 <ShadowLurker> 8=m==D~~frosting~~
37:00 <Serenity> -.-
37:00 <[Maverick]> ;) exactly
37:00 <Serenity> fgts
37:00 <Serenity> im her showing you pristine vag
37:00 <Serenity> and you're talking about cum
37:00 <Serenity> you fucking homosexuals
37:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/gSa4K.jpg nsfw
37:00 <ShadowLurker> LOL
37:00 <Serenity> here.. not her
37:00 <Serenity> see how much you anger me
37:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
38:00 <dematerialised> get over it
38:00 <dematerialised> :3
38:00 <ShadowLurker> im sure if you showed yours itd be talked about for like 1328hrs
38:00 <Serenity> i dont need to get over it. im the one looking at the hot vag and you're drooling over spoof
38:00 <[Maverick]> Longerrrr
38:00 <Serenity> ill show me vag one day and not say its mine
38:00 <Serenity> just to see
38:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
38:00 <[Maverick]> Lol
38:00 <ShadowLurker> some ppl might rekonize
38:00 <Doodle> we'll recognise it
39:00 <Serenity> some..
39:00 <Doodle> lol zing
39:00 <Serenity> what are you trying to say
39:00 <Serenity> cunts
39:00 <ShadowLurker> exactly
39:00 <[Maverick]> Nothing
39:00 <[Maverick]> Megs looked like an overstuffed kebab
40:00 <ShadowLurker> o.o
40:00 <Doodle> looool
40:00 <ShadowLurker> too much doner
40:00 <Doodle> overstuffed
40:00 <Doodle> is right
41:00 <[Maverick]> Hahaha
42:00 <Serenity> i dont know what hers loos like
42:00 <Serenity> show me
42:00 <partay> how do we know those links weren't Serenity ?
42:00 <Doodle> like an overstuffed kebab
42:00 <Serenity> because if my vag looked like that partay
42:00 <Serenity> id be showing it to everyone telling them its mine
42:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
43:00 <partay> lol
43:00 <ness> hey assholes
43:00 <ShadowLurker> no
43:00 <ShadowLurker> vaginas
43:00 <Doodle> mm
43:00 <Doodle> yes pls
43:00 <partay> because ShadowLurker's tongue wouldnt be out of it long enough to take a pic 
43:00 <Serenity> seriously the fact i dont have a vag that looks like that is natures way of making it safe for everyone not to see my vag
44:00 <ShadowLurker> partay its in there as much as shell let me already
44:00 <mandyjane> hi
44:00 <Mew> here u go sezz http://fap.to/images/51/129918945/anime-cartoon-porn/Sexy-Meg-Griffin-by-spunkysanchez-1.png
45:00 <Serenity> jesus lol
45:00 <Jewel> no
45:00 <Jewel> jewel
45:00 <partay> omg mew
46:00 <Mew> what
46:00 <partay> that link
46:00 <partay> i never knew meg was such a hornbag
46:00 <TheRiddler> lol
46:00 <Mew> didnt you see that episode?
46:00 <ShadowLurker> teeeeeeechnically speaking
46:00 <ShadowLurker> thats cp
47:00 <partay> i heard some dude got jailed for having simpsons pics like that on his pc 
47:00 <partay> among other pics of course
47:00 <Serenity> yeah you can
47:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
47:00 <partay> but they counted it as cp
47:00 <Serenity> anything depicting a minor
48:00 <Mew> wow thats ridiculous lol
48:00 <ShadowLurker> beit real/fake/cartoon/edited
48:00 <ShadowLurker> its all classified as sexualizaion of a minor
48:00 <Serenity> its fucking stupid
48:00 <[Maverick]> Hmmmm
49:00 <{LeE}> Bed time night alll
49:00 <Serenity> night
49:00 <Mew> dont they insinuate that meg roots that old news guy for a few eps
49:00 <TheRiddler> no she does the mayor lol
50:00 <ShadowLurker> thats fine as long as it doesnt show the act
50:00 <TheRiddler> the old news guy does his sister
50:00 <Mew> ohhhh
50:00 <Mew> still its pretty dumb
50:00 <ShadowLurker> yuh
50:00 <partay> not to mention the old pedo on the show 
51:00 <TheRiddler> I doubt they enforce it unless the guy has real cp too or involved in someway with cp
51:00 <Mew> oh yeah lmao
51:00 <Mew> yeah thats what i was thinking rdlr
52:00 <Serenity> its ok if they dont show it
52:00 <ShadowLurker> aaaanyway
52:00 <ShadowLurker> back to vaginas
52:00 <TheRiddler> I doubt they even monitor that stuff because there's so much of it compared to the real stuff
52:00 <partay> pictard will end up like Herbert
52:00 <ShadowLurker> postemifyagotem
53:00 <[Maverick]> Mmmm vag
53:00 <partay> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ob0yFBeQpo
53:00 <Serenity> ^^^
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Are you a pedophile ? (Family Guy) (Dec 16, 2011) 0:32 - Category: Comedy - 1,266,506 - 3,114 likes (95.7%), 140 dislikes (4.3%)
54:00 <Doodle> pea dough phial
54:00 <ShadowLurker> .pdf
57:00 <mandyjane> i turned my tv off to go have a shower and come back and the i dont have a picture, only audio
57:00 <Doodle> mine does that
57:00 <Doodle> its fucked
57:00 <Doodle> turn it off and on a few times, once it is working again turn the baclight down
58:00 <[Maverick]> Throw a vb can at it
58:00 <Doodle> *backlight
58:00 <mandyjane> whats backlight
58:00 <mandyjane> only got a goon sack mav
58:00 <Doodle> its a setting on the tv
58:00 <mandyjane> oh shit, i broke the remote lol ill try
58:00 <Matthew> if you need to fall apart, I can mend a broken heart... if you need to crash then crash and burn you're not aloneeeeeee
58:00 <[Maverick]> I got a sac you c.... Nice weahter
58:00 <Doodle> they all come set from the shop at full brightness and they die quicker than they should
00:00 <mandyjane> nah it wont work
01:00 <Doodle> it will eventually
01:00 <mandyjane> cbf
01:00 <mandyjane> rubys gonna b pissed
01:00 <mandyjane> oh well
02:00 <Dark_Weather> crah
02:00 <Dark_Weather> craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
02:00 <Dark_Weather> n all zah rest
02:00 <Dark_Weather> >_<
03:00 <Matthew> there is dark weather ahead... yes
04:00 <Matthew> particularly on Thursday & Friday
04:00 <TheRejectShop> Where is Jobe Watson?
04:00 <TheRejectShop> Where is James Hird?
04:00 <TheRejectShop> Where is the BUMMERS finals campaign?
05:00 <[Maverick]> Where is the tits
05:00 <[Maverick]> Where is the snatch
05:00 <Serenity> right here
05:00 <Matthew> your idea of 'bait' certainly does belong in The Reject Shop... very suitable name
06:00 <TheRejectShop> rofl
12:00 <Serenity> good one
12:00 <Serenity> kild it
15:00 <[Maverick]> Kild what?
18:00 <Picard> oh my
20:00 <Picard> these fucking idiots in Bali
20:00 <Picard> ffs
20:00 <Picard> its not Bali's fault for stupidity
24:00 <milk> so good
32:00 <fawks> The end of this guys videos are so annoying 
32:00 <fawks> http://youtu.be/sEqv4LjTGLA
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: HOW TO MAKE BUBBLE GUM (Date not found) 5:33 - Category: Howto &amp; Style - 3,593,646 - 26,759 likes (95.4%), 1,290 dislikes (4.6%)
33:00 <fawks> He spends like a minute tasting aka orgasming over his food
33:00 <fawks> So gross 
33:00 <couleurs> diden't no Bastardly_One had a you tube cook ing show lol
39:00 <fawks> Mm it's tea time 
39:00 <Dark_Weather> so .............. remind me again y 1 can't make another cry ......... or hold their town/govt/country/world to ransom
40:00 <Picard> fawks hello lover
40:00 <Picard> im hard for u again baby
40:00 <Serenity> mmm tea
43:00 <xm> ive got a large bucket of m&m's here
43:00 <xm> im a king
43:00 <xm> but im feelin' generous
44:00 <Defunct> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C3uRqjA8UE
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Boom! Bap! Pow! - Suit (Date not found) 2:54 - Category: Music - 60,728 - 573 likes (98.1%), 11 dislikes (1.9%)
45:00 <Picard> fawks
46:00 <fawks> I has a macadamia nut cookie. Excellent w/ tea
56:00 <faux> uuuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhh
56:00 <faux> http://www.smh.com.au/world/bodyguard-blanket-the-latest-bulletproof-product-to-protect-us-students-during-school-shootings-20140610-zs2wk.html
56:00 <faux> seriously
58:00 <Fez> Yes
59:00 <Fez> Lol
03:00 <Picard> they are fucked over there
10:00 <doctor> just a sign of the times to come
12:00 <Serenity> hoooomoooooos
15:00 <milk> you got rung?
16:00 <Kynetic> i am a homo
16:00 <Kynetic> homo erectus
16:00 <Kynetic> :-D
18:00 <Jewel> lol
24:00 <doctor> homosuperior
24:00 <Serenity> rung milk
24:00 <doctor> in my interior
24:00 <Picard> Kynetic we knew that
24:00 <Serenity> lol...
24:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JdWayrLXUs
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pete Shelley - Homosapien (1981) (Apr 25, 2011) 4:36 - Category: Music - 6,226 - 45 likes (95.7%), 2 dislikes (4.3%)
26:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEaEdLQbAFM
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: LINKIN PARK - GUILTY ALL THE SAME (feat. Rakim) [Lyric Video] (Date not found) 5:55 - Category: Music - 4,430,018 - 69,159 likes (97.6%), 1,711 dislikes (2.4%)
26:00 <milk> Now, I want a good clean fight, no punching below the waistline and I'll keep it fair... ok...
27:00 <milk> it's up to you if you wear a mouthguard
27:00 <faux> TheRiddler
27:00 <Serenity> milk wants his prostate punched
28:00 <milk> I been listening to A State of Trance, they're up to ep. 666 "Find your Armin"
28:00 <Picard> shut up milk
28:00 <Picard> u cunts owe me
30:00 <Kynetic> had a bay day today Picard?
30:00 <Kynetic> long day in the office?
30:00 <faux> the orifice
30:00 <faux> where teh heck is TheRiddler
30:00 <Kynetic> too many emails after the long weekend?
31:00 <faux> eheehe
31:00 <Kynetic> there are so many possibilities as to what is actually occurring with that statement
32:00 <Kynetic> me personally? i like to leave it up to everyone elses imagination.
33:00 <couleurs> http://imgur.com/a/JPFeB
33:00 <couleurs> me 2 day
33:00 <Kynetic> cute cooper
34:00 <Kynetic> couleurs
34:00 <couleurs> i still dress like a 12 year old
34:00 <Kynetic> shame thats like a front page post on reddit :P
34:00 <couleurs> Nearly Had U
34:00 <couleurs> --- paul walker
34:00 <couleurs> RIP
34:00 <Kynetic> lol
34:00 <Kynetic> i heard paul walker was on the radio
34:00 <Kynetic> and the dashboard
34:00 <couleurs> also RIP 2 drop dead fred wtffff
34:00 <Kynetic> and the steering wheel
35:00 <Kynetic> the gearstick
35:00 <couleurs> hehe good 1
35:00 <Kynetic> ....
35:00 <Kynetic> :D
35:00 <Kynetic> yeah rik mayall ay
35:00 <Kynetic> 56 way too young
35:00 <couleurs> all the cool people are dying
35:00 <Kynetic> why arent you dead yet then couleurs?
35:00 <couleurs> all the dickhaeds live on
36:00 <couleurs> exactly
36:00 <Serenity> ^
36:00 <Kynetic> lol
36:00 <Kynetic> answers my question perfectly
36:00 <Kynetic> Serenity i think he just called you a dickhead
36:00 <Serenity> I prefer dick in me mouf
36:00 <Serenity> :o
37:00 <Kynetic> 8====D~~~~
37:00 <milk> http://www.johnniewalker.com
37:00 <milk> let's not fuck around
37:00 <Kynetic> i dunno
37:00 <Kynetic> johnny and milk?
37:00 <Kynetic> seems kinda wierd
37:00 <milk> like an Irish coffee I guess
37:00 <Kynetic> i want some wine ice cream
38:00 <Kynetic> 5% alcohol
38:00 <doctor> time for backyard distilleries to kick off again
38:00 <Serenity> mm I might have a choc liqueur hot choc
38:00 <Dark_Weather> orraite then .............
38:00 <milk> doctor, I understand the passion, I really do....
39:00 <doctor> we all need a few acres to live comfortably amonst each other
40:00 <Dark_Weather> out fuuuuuuuuuuuuurther than the bush ................. I will follow u <(:o)
42:00 <Serenity> excessive whats happened to you lately
42:00 <Serenity> is your brain broken
43:00 <Dark_Weather> lawl
46:00 <Dark_Weather> it's heart broken
46:00 <Dark_Weather> so I jus go round n  ..................
46:00 <doctor> very beautiful
46:00 <Dark_Weather> "rain mahself all ovah the place"
47:00 <faux> wine icecream would be weird
47:00 <faux> esp if its red
47:00 <faux> grose
47:00 <doctor> good for the blood pressures
55:00 <Serenity> your brain is heart broken?
55:00 <Dark_Weather> shhhhhhhhhhhh
56:00 <Dark_Weather> I can't compute
56:00 <Serenity> too many drugs for you bro
57:00 <Dark_Weather> yah ........... churnin out novels
57:00 <Dark_Weather> like on amphetamines
57:00 <Dark_Weather> :)
57:00 <Picard> how do u get a heart broken brain?\
58:00 <marklar> ok
58:00 <xm> why does my heart... feels so brain
58:00 <milk> all you need to do is ask
58:00 <Serenity> ok who broke excessive
59:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSwgbqnDxXE
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Don't ever cross a-me again. (Date not found) 0:42 - Category: Music - 1,905 - 48 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <xm> that's why he's such a good DJ. he has two minds working at the same time. one for each vinyl
59:00 <milk> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oni_%28video_game%29
00:00 <dematerialised> I remember playing Oni back in the day.
00:00 <dematerialised> Good game.
00:00 <milk> one of my favs
01:00 <milk> basically?
01:00 <milk> It's eternal hatred that I won't pump out a child for every Jew on the planet to have as a toy for their child to sacrifice to Yahweh.
02:00 <Dark_Weather> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utOpzwqO0ME
02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bibhas - Man Of Two Worlds (Chillout Mix) (Apr 25, 2010) 6:25 - Category: Music - 463 views - 4 likes (80%), 1 dislikes (20%)
05:00 <milk> yep, to me Yahweh is the myth that Jews can get off heroin
06:00 <milk> a doctor is a hate machine
07:00 <milk> that is never going to change for me
07:00 <Picard> might go to bed
07:00 <Picard> try to fucking sleep
08:00 <Serenity> have a cup of tea
08:00 <Picard> i hate tea
08:00 <Serenity> pfff you suck
08:00 <Picard> sometimes
08:00 <Serenity> :o
08:00 <Picard> never swallow
08:00 <Dark_Weather> T
09:00 <Picard> dont mind cum on my face and chest
09:00 <Serenity> hot
09:00 <Dark_Weather> stands fo trainin!
09:00 <Serenity> fezual
09:00 <Picard> yeah
13:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.timeout.com/london/film/the-100-best-animated-movies
14:00 <Picard> TheRiddler how and do you partake in anal sex?
14:00 <Picard> fuck me jennifer anniston is gorgeous
15:00 <faux> TheRiddler !!!!!!!! http://elitedaily.com/humor/im-pregnant-best-iggy-azalea-parody-weve-seen-yet/624907/ 
15:00 <faux>  u
15:00 <faux> 4u &
15:00 <Picard> faux huni
16:00 <Picard> u arab bitch u better answer or i will beat you
20:00 <TheRiddler> lol
23:00 <Dark_Weather> I read this once .......... "girls who rn't careful r called mothers"
26:00 <DemonsRun> Nooo
26:00 <DemonsRun> They're called teen mothers
27:00 <Dark_Weather> once u pop u can't stop
27:00 <Dark_Weather> ehehe
27:00 <TheRiddler> waiting for the nintendo press conference
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
28:00 <[sA3m0n]> who plays nintendo anymore
29:00 <[sA3m0n]> freaken baby shit
30:00 <DemonsRun> Everytime I see the nick, I swear it says semen. Which suits him
30:00 <TheRiddler> you're the baby
30:00 <TheRiddler> you get pushed about in a pram
30:00 <dematerialised> ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
30:00 <dematerialised> shit
30:00 <dematerialised> son
30:00 <faux> rofl
30:00 <faux> buuuuuuuuurn.
31:00 <TheRiddler> it's on at 1.30 the press conference
31:00 <TheRiddler> or 11.30 for wa
31:00 <TheRiddler> hope it's good
33:00 <faux> im gonna play candy crush in bed like a queer
34:00 <xm> i see it as [sa3lorm00n] for some reason
34:00 <milk>  http://img3.sankakucomplex.com/wp-content/gallery/misc-images-xvii/japanese-narrow-buildings-12.jpg
35:00 <[sA3m0n]> i love sailor moon
36:00 <xm> i bet you did
36:00 <[sA3m0n]> fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, never runnin from a real fight
36:00 <xm> have you ever had a special request at the brothel for them to do cosplay?
36:00 <[sA3m0n]> she is the one named sailor moon
36:00 <xm> how much extra is that?
36:00 <DemonsRun> LOL
36:00 <[sA3m0n]> only $50 if you bring the costume
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> otherwise, if the escort has to buy it herself
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> then its the cost of what she spent
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> plus the additional $50
37:00 <TheRiddler> http://i.imgur.com/65irn.jpg faux is the horse :p
37:00 <xm> you also avoid the surcharge of washing it too
37:00 <xm> hang on you're serious?
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> (hehe sometimes i dress up as sailor moon myself and fuck)
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> :P
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> ...yeah im serious
37:00 <[sA3m0n]> why?
37:00 <xm> id love to design a website for a brothel
37:00 <DemonsRun> Of course he's serious
37:00 <xm> would lvoe to see the checkboxes
37:00 <DemonsRun> You're talking about whores
37:00 <DemonsRun> His speciality
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> everyone here knows i pay for the services of working girls
38:00 <DemonsRun> I've never seen you but I'm guessing you're butt ugly to have to pay women
38:00 <Dark_Weather> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> true DemonsRun
38:00 <DemonsRun> Coz there's some rachet women out there who sleep with anyone free
38:00 <[sA3m0n]> im man enough to admit it
39:00 <TheRiddler> he's also lt. Dan
39:00 <DemonsRun> Sad enough to admit it
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> im ugly and socially awkward in real life, somewhat if a hermit
39:00 <TheRiddler> :p
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> so i dotn get sex the 'normal' way
39:00 <TheRiddler> [sA3m0n] you got new legs
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> i.e going out picking up etc
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> so i pay for it
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> big deal
39:00 <[sA3m0n]> i get what i want they get what they want
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> win/win for all involved.
40:00 <DemonsRun> I couldn't care less
40:00 <DemonsRun> I find it hilarious
40:00 <DemonsRun> And pathetic
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> why is it pathetic?
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> ppl like you like to label and judge others
40:00 <DemonsRun> You choose to stay "socially awkward" and a hermit
40:00 <[sA3m0n]> thats all you are. judgemental
40:00 <DemonsRun> You could change but you don't
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> ive tried and i failed
41:00 <DemonsRun> So its pathetic
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> meh
41:00 <DemonsRun> That's a real good attitude you got there LOL
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> thats your opinion and you're entitled to it.
41:00 <DemonsRun> It is and I am
41:00 <[sA3m0n]> opinions are like arseholes, everyones got one, and all stinks
42:00 <Dark_Weather> less of a worry when u watch male porn
42:00 <Dark_Weather> u'd be used to it
43:00 <Dark_Weather> ain't that rite moaite
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> DemonsRun just got ownt.
43:00 <Dark_Weather> ¿
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> all silent now
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> hahaha
43:00 <DemonsRun> Watching tv fuckeit
43:00 <DemonsRun> Fuckwit*
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> yah suuure.
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> lol
43:00 <DemonsRun> My night doesn't revolve around you
43:00 <xm> don't worry [sA3m0n]. you are beautiful whether you're wearing a manly tuxedo or a sailormoon dress. to me, you will always be saemon in comic sans font
43:00 <DemonsRun> Simply put I think you're full of shit
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> googling comebacks, c'mon, we all know ut
43:00 <[sA3m0n]> it*
43:00 <xm> on my screen'
44:00 <DemonsRun> Lol xm
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> i like to think im elegant like tuxedo mask
44:00 <DemonsRun> LMFAO
44:00 <TheRiddler> tuxedo mask has legs
44:00 <TheRiddler> you cant be tuxedo mask
44:00 <[sA3m0n]> hello, prosthetics? ever heard of them?
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> i can be like 7ft tall with prosthetics 
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> while u are stuck with your lame height
45:00 <TheRiddler> he has working legs too
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> watevz shorty
45:00 <DemonsRun> He's not the short one no legs
45:00 <[sA3m0n]> hey tyrion called, he wants he's pants back.
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> his?
46:00 <DemonsRun> His*
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> meh i didnt finish highsku bite me.
46:00 <DemonsRun> That's obvious
46:00 <DemonsRun> Still have a child mentality too
46:00 <xm> [sA3m0n]: serious question. do they charge you extra for the extra 15-30mins to get off/on the wheelchair etc?
46:00 <[sA3m0n]> no
46:00 <xm> very understanding of them
47:00 <DemonsRun> LoL
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> they dont discriminate like that they do have professionalism
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> theres a website called punter planet where u can write reviews on them or complaints etc
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> they take it very seriously
47:00 <[sA3m0n]> their business ethics and reputation etc
48:00 <xm> so they actually pay tax?
48:00 <xm> they get audited?
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> probably i dont ask that far into it man
48:00 <[sA3m0n]> im jsut their to get my cock sucked ay
49:00 <fawks> Yuck
49:00 <DemonsRun> Brothels do yes xm
49:00 <[sA3m0n]> not to be their akountant lol
49:00 <fawks> I can imagine how vom worthy semens cock is
49:00 <Serenity> [sA3m0n] serious question. why are you still pretending to be in a wheelchair
49:00 <TheRiddler> he's in a pram sezz
49:00 <xm> what if the figures dont add up? like they get a good accountant and he realises that Candice couldnt have been charging $150 for the very same hour she charged $200 for anal
49:00 <Serenity> oh right
49:00 <xm> what if they*
49:00 <fawks> [sM3gMa]
49:00 <Serenity> spew
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <TheRiddler> gross fawks
50:00 <[sA3m0n]> then they probably get fined or something xm
50:00 <fawks> Did you watch the pregnant video ash
50:00 <[sA3m0n]> like how normal ppl who dont declare thier income properly
50:00 <TheRiddler> yes
50:00 <fawks> Excellent 
50:00 <TheRiddler> I didn''t like the song at all
51:00 <fawks> Well gosj
51:00 <[sA3m0n]> but i doubt any of them declare properly
51:00 <fawks> You were supposed to have a perve
51:00 <fawks> Not like the music
51:00 <TheRiddler> the beyonce parody 1 is better
51:00 <[sA3m0n]> say like, if i slip her a extra $50 cuz shes cute
51:00 <fawks> Hookers make money on extras 
51:00 <TheRiddler> I couldn't perve at it either lol
51:00 <[sA3m0n]> she probably wont declare that on tax
51:00 <fawks> Anal, jizz in hair, handcuffs 
51:00 <Serenity> saemon m8
51:00 <Serenity> dont ignore me
51:00 <[sA3m0n]> fawks if shes working for an agency or brothel then yes
52:00 <[sA3m0n]> coz the main payment they have to split with their employer
52:00 <DemonsRun> Does he have you on ignore too Serenity ?
52:00 <DemonsRun> Lol
52:00 <fawks> I know, we pranked one once 
52:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4xUSjftm04
52:00 <[sA3m0n]> extras they get all 
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Single Ladies Pregnant Redhead (Jul 14, 2010) 3:16 - Category: Comedy - 680,649 - 2,000 likes (93.6%), 137 dislikes (6.4%)
52:00 <Serenity> i dunno
52:00 <xm> yeah, i pranked one once to see their limits
52:00 <xm> "nothing for you" *hangs up*
52:00 <[sA3m0n]> thats not cool man
52:00 <fawks> Shut up
52:00 <[sA3m0n]> they are hard working ppl workin hard for their money
52:00 <xm> my brother was the best prankster though
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> and you are wasting their time liek that
53:00 <xm> he had hte 6PR guy cracking up in Perth
53:00 <Bastardly_One> oh for fuck sake
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> its not like as if their life isnt hard enough already
53:00 <Bastardly_One> you use hookers so you know all about them now eh?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> just stfu and die somewhere
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> yes Bastardly_One ive befriended alot of them
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> alot of them are actually great, decent people
53:00 <Bastardly_One> crap
53:00 <Bastardly_One> they even stand you up
53:00 <[sA3m0n]> doin it for a variety of reasons
53:00 <DemonsRun> [sA3m0n]... Serenity asked why you're still pretending to be in a wheelchair. Don't ignore her
54:00 <Bastardly_One> you've said so 
54:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One some have
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and stop ignoring Serenity
54:00 <Bastardly_One> or I'll smash ya
54:00 <[sA3m0n]> im not gona let some spoiled rotton apples
54:00 <xm> on punter planet [sA3m0n] has the username [Tux3d0 M45k] with "pimp status"
54:00 <xm> 14,324 posts
54:00 <DemonsRun> "I'll smash ya" o
54:00 <DemonsRun> Oh so tough
54:00 <[sA3m0n]> judge whole basket for me
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ;)
54:00 <Serenity> he wont answer me cause that blows his story
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm come around on me bmx
54:00 <Bastardly_One> and smash his letter box
55:00 <DemonsRun> I called him out before Serenity he ignored that too
55:00 <xm> why smash a letterbox when you can plant anti-wheelchair landmines
55:00 <DemonsRun> Full of fucking shit
55:00 <Barraco-Barner> course
55:00 <Serenity> im so bored of him
55:00 <Bastardly_One> he was here one night bitching about work for the dole
55:00 <TheRiddler> you mean stairs? :p
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd hardly be on the dole in a wheelchair
56:00 <Barraco-Barner> hahaaha
56:00 <Barraco-Barner> Riddler you're on fire tonight
56:00 <Barraco-Barner> well doe
56:00 <Barraco-Barner> n
56:00 <DemonsRun> They don't make people with disabilities do work for the dole
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> i was bitching as the voice for ppl in that situation, empathizing
56:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh 
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you were shitting yourself
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> Bastardly_One omg
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> RAW
56:00 <[sA3m0n]> seen it yet?
56:00 <Serenity> why are you ignoring me [sA3m0n]
57:00 <Maurice> Nice subject change
57:00 <Maurice> Very subtle
57:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG! change the subject!
57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not answering a thing 
57:00 <xm> [sA3m0n] is the voice of the D$P generation
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> look at you Bastardly_One, jumping in when everyone else is
57:00 <Bastardly_One> until you answer the collective speaking to you now
57:00 <DemonsRun> I just want him to admit he's full of shit
57:00 <DemonsRun> Makes everything up
57:00 <[sA3m0n]> just to seem cool
57:00 <Serenity> im fighting the urge to cut all my hair off
57:00 <DemonsRun> Don't you dare Serenity 
57:00 <Bastardly_One> what's that problem when you pull your hair out?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a friend who went from really nice long hair to completely bald because of that condition
58:00 <Serenity> its all purple
58:00 <[sA3m0n]> when everyone attacks me, you're active and acknowledging me all of a sudden Bastardly_One, but when they arent, you are all quiet
58:00 <Serenity> but i could make it hell short n awesome
58:00 <xm> trichomania or something
58:00 <xm> i knew someone with it
58:00 <Serenity> but it took me forever to get it this length
58:00 <Bastardly_One> something like that xm
58:00 <DemonsRun> Don't do it
58:00 <DemonsRun> You'll regret it
58:00 <Serenity> yeah i know
59:00 <Bastardly_One> she had beautiful hair ... pretty hot bald too
59:00 <Serenity> im terrible with my hair
59:00 <xm> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trichotillomania
59:00 <TheRiddler> make it rainbow
59:00 <Bastardly_One> not many women can pull off no hair
59:00 <Serenity> i dont really want to bleach it again
59:00 <Serenity> i killed it last time
59:00 <xm> this girl was quite insane and would use needles into her leg until it all bled
59:00 <Serenity> like really bad
59:00 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/17c97f309f5f01d86b8c55089c74c7fb/tumblr_n392ypsSPX1qz7f5xo1_1280.jpg\
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> hrm 
59:00 <xm> there were scars all over
59:00 <[sA3m0n]> natalie portman looked ok with bald head
59:00 <milk> www.reiseklinikken.no/horror.asp
59:00 <Mew> o shit
59:00 <Mew> http://37.media.tumblr.com/17c97f309f5f01d86b8c55089c74c7fb/tumblr_n392ypsSPX1qz7f5xo1_1280.jpg
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