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00:00 <Kynetic> but then that requires more steps
00:00 <Kynetic> 2-3 steps im ok with
00:00 <Kynetic> any more than that we're moving into non edible territory
00:00 <Maurice> Fucking finally, finished that case
00:00 <Maurice> It's only taken 12 yrs
01:00 <Kynetic> jesus
01:00 <Kynetic> did you get the killer?
01:00 <Maurice> Not yet
01:00 <Maurice> I had to change levels
01:00 <Kynetic> oh
01:00 <Maurice> But it's looking like a gang dude
01:00 <Kynetic> so the killers on the run
01:00 <Kynetic> a gang?
01:00 <Kynetic> so it was a gangbang?
01:00 <Maurice> Some dude from the russian mafia was killed in this new level
01:00 <Maurice> Suspense
01:00 <Kynetic> whoa
01:00 <Kynetic> russians
01:00 <Kynetic> they love gangbangs
02:00 <Kynetic> and vodka
02:00 <Maurice> I like when they call me Officer Lori
02:00 <Maurice> I feel invincible
06:00 <fawks> http://news.distractify.com/culture/x-history-photos/
07:00 <Saemon> https://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/who/latest-news/a/23980360/uma-thurman-quentin-tarantino-dating-report/
07:00 <Saemon> haha she finally conceded 
07:00 <Saemon> simply because shes now 44 yrs old.
08:00 <Saemon> not much work for a 44 yr old actress in hollywood with all the yonger hot women out there
08:00 <Saemon> so whats the next best thing? marry a rich director if you could
09:00 <Saemon> he's loved her since pulp fiction was made
09:00 <Saemon> but she never gave him the time of day
09:00 <Saemon> and of course, that was when she was still young n hot
10:00 <Maurice> She was never hot, shes always been fucking weird looking
10:00 <Maurice> And why aren't you dead yet
10:00 <Kynetic> i just made guacamole with death sauce
10:00 <Kynetic> my ring is gonna sting tomorrow
10:00 <Kynetic> :D
10:00 <Maurice> Whats death sauce
10:00 <Maurice> Shot of jizz?
10:00 <killmemories> your mums cum
10:00 <Kynetic> its the hottest sauce you ever tasted
10:00 <Maurice> I wont ever taste it
10:00 <Kynetic> it'd blow your face clean off if you ate a teaspoon
10:00 <Maurice> Mi goreng chilli packets burn my mouth
11:00 <killmemories> its not that hot
11:00 <Kynetic> and you dont even use the chilli
11:00 <Kynetic> lol
11:00 <Kynetic> mee goreng arent even spicy 
11:00 <Maurice> I use masterfoods sweet chilli with honey in it 'good for kids'
11:00 <Maurice> :P
11:00 <Serenity> i use that haha
11:00 <Maurice> Lol
11:00 <killmemories> society has gone 
12:00 <Kynetic> i have that in my fridge
12:00 <Kynetic> for lachlan
12:00 <Serenity> mi goreng chilli is fucking hot
12:00 <Kynetic> cos he's a pussy
12:00 <Serenity> wtf are you on about
12:00 <Kynetic> no Serenity. its not.
12:00 <killmemories> its as hot as cum
12:00 <Maurice> First time I had mi goreng I used the whole satchet
12:00 <Maurice> Omfg
12:00 <Kynetic> we've been over this before
12:00 <Kynetic> its doesnt even register on the 'hot' scale
12:00 <Kynetic> that shit is mild as it comes
12:00 <killmemories> its hot
12:00 <Maurice> Not for you, but for others it does
12:00 <killmemories> its not mild
12:00 <mrdanger> Sup gangsters
13:00 <Maurice> Spring onion burns my eyes when I cut that up but doesn;t register on other peoples scale
13:00 <killmemories> its just not stupid hot like your hipster death sauce
13:00 <Kynetic> lol
13:00 <Kynetic> the death sauce could be hotter
13:00 <Serenity> yeah youre the odd one out
13:00 <killmemories> eat a whole tablespoon of it Kynetic if you so hard
13:00 <Serenity> that shit burns
13:00 <Kynetic> i could just eat some fkn really hot chillis
13:00 <killmemories> go on eat them
14:00 <killmemories> whipe them on your cock too it feels good when you wank
14:00 <Kynetic> i like the habaneros
14:00 <Kynetic> yea
14:00 <Kynetic> thats it killmemories
14:00 <Kynetic> you know how i like it
14:00 <killmemories> im serious
14:00 <mrdanger> Ghost chilli?
14:00 <Maurice> Cam can eat the hottest shit out, yet I had sweet chilli with my wedges at the pub and it burnt my mouth
14:00 <killmemories> cock feels nice and tingly
14:00 <Kynetic> i know
14:00 <Serenity> my mate found out that when you leave wickedly hot hot sauces in your car and they explode and leak on a hot day
14:00 <Kynetic> as a chilli lover
14:00 <Kynetic> i have on several occasions
14:00 <Serenity> that when you get in your car its like being maced
14:00 <Kynetic> eaten chillis
14:00 <Kynetic> and then had a wank not long after
14:00 <mrdanger> Just drink some capsaicin essence
14:00 <killmemories> Serenity that guy is off his head or a liar
14:00 <Kynetic> i know how it feels quite well
15:00 <Serenity> neither
15:00 <fawks> http://news.distractify.com/people/scenes-from-the-past-you-never-expected-never-seen-before/
15:00 <fawks> Sick
15:00 <killmemories> well clearly one of because that was complete bullshit and prob a made up story too
15:00 <mrdanger> Hey foe
15:00 <Serenity> yeah its not
15:00 <Kynetic> which one
15:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/23970435/indian-girls-raped-hung-from-tree/
15:00 <Kynetic> the eating chillis and wanking after?
15:00 <Saemon> ffs
15:00 <Maurice> I just heard someone in the distance scream 'GET FUCKED YOU STUPID COCK SUCKER' followed by what I hope was a car backfiring
15:00 <Serenity> no kynetic my story
15:00 <Saemon> wat is wrong with ppl in that country
15:00 <Saemon> so uncivilised
15:00 <mrdanger> Does anybody remember trindy?
15:00 <Kynetic> ohh
15:00 <Kynetic> i missed that bit
15:00 <Serenity> 40 degree day with exploded hot sauce in the car = bad
15:00 <Kynetic> :D
16:00 <fawks> Hey dangerous guy
16:00 <Serenity> 40+
16:00 <killmemories> it needs a bomb
16:00 <Saemon> a pakistani 25 yr old pregenant woman was also stoned to death by her own freaken fmaily
16:00 <killmemories> yes Saemon i read
16:00 <Saemon> for marrying the man she loved
16:00 <killmemories> bad bad place
16:00 <Kynetic> probably started fermenting
16:00 <mrdanger> Maurice: get yo gat
16:00 <Kynetic> or something
16:00 <Saemon> in an 'honor' killing
16:00 <Saemon> right outsite a court
16:00 <Serenity> i just dont think the lids were on properly
16:00 <killmemories> honor to who
16:00 <Serenity> either way it made him piss and we lold
16:00 <killmemories> a fucking cow or allah
16:00 <mrdanger> Honour
16:00 <Saemon> to the families i guess
16:00 <killmemories> both useless fake dogs
16:00 <Kynetic> they whip gang rape victims
16:00 <mrdanger> You yank bastards
16:00 <Saemon> a country full of beehhhs
17:00 <Kynetic> fuck pakistan
17:00 <Maurice> I don't know what a gat is
17:00 <killmemories> yep
17:00 <fawks> Why is semen still here
17:00 <Serenity> gun?
17:00 <Saemon> yeah they punish rape victims
17:00 <killmemories> its a penis
17:00 <Saemon> instead of the perpetrators
17:00 <doctor> I wouldn't mind being neighbours with beehhh
17:00 <mrdanger> Maurice: a piece, burner, gat
17:00 <Saemon> because if a women complained about being raped
17:00 <doctor> Known him for years, good bloke
17:00 <Serenity> bit chilly in perth tonight
17:00 <mrdanger> Not burner as in phonr
18:00 <Saemon> she wont be married by men
18:00 <mrdanger> But as in heater
18:00 <Saemon> so shes punished for bringing shame to the family
18:00 <Kynetic> we should just nuke the world
18:00 <Kynetic> fuck it
18:00 <killmemories> yeh we should nuke a lot of it
18:00 <Serenity> fuck errywun
18:00 <crash> nuke the moon first
18:00 <fawks> Agreed 
18:00 <doctor> agreed Kynetic
18:00 <mrdanger> Clearly you're not as gangster as me Maurice
18:00 <killmemories> africa, israel
18:00 <Kynetic> WW3 would probably be a fkn good thing
18:00 <Maurice> Obviously
18:00 <killmemories> half of europe
18:00 <killmemories> and indonesia
18:00 <Saemon> hell yeah
18:00 <Saemon> if theres ww3 ima conscript
19:00 <killmemories> syria can go
19:00 <Kynetic> lol
19:00 <Kynetic> and do what
19:00 <killmemories> lebanon too
19:00 <Kynetic> radio op?
19:00 <Serenity> conscript
19:00 <killmemories> watch stuff about those places you wont feel sorry for them
19:00 <killmemories> they are all as fucked as eachother
19:00 <Kynetic> theyre not gonna tote your crippled ass anywhere
19:00 <Saemon> i can fly fighter jets
19:00 <Saemon> air assault
19:00 <mrdanger> Mauirce: any sirens yet?
19:00 <Saemon> dont need legs to fly
19:00 <Kynetic> doubt it
19:00 <doctor> Saemon can yell orders to me from his bunker which I'd totally ignore and send 300 men to their doom
19:00 <killmemories> half of australia can go too
19:00 <Kynetic> you'd need to get into the air force first
19:00 <Maurice> I don't know, I'm inside now
20:00 <mrdanger> Creepy
20:00 <Kynetic> kamikaze pilot maybe?
20:00 <killmemories> burn every wogs home in australia
20:00 <Saemon> im just watching band of brothers atm
20:00 <Saemon> so im into war 
20:00 <Saemon> it seems exciting
20:00 <Kynetic> you could be a target
20:00 <mrdanger> You should go try it
20:00 <mrdanger> I bet its juat like COD
20:00 <Kynetic> theyll prop you up on a stick and wave you around to guage how far away the enemy is
21:00 <killmemories> mrdanger loves cod and cops
21:00 <Kynetic> what is COD
21:00 <Saemon> mrdanger those games are made with consultation from real war experts
21:00 <killmemories> call on delivery
21:00 <mrdanger> Call of duty
21:00 <Saemon> its as realistic as possible
21:00 <Maurice> It's cash on delivery
21:00 <Kynetic> is it anything like battlefield?
21:00 <killmemories> nothing like it
21:00 <killmemories> its like the sims
21:00 <Kynetic> worse?
22:00 <mrdanger> Saemon: yeah, but I'm not confident about respawning.
22:00 <Saemon> in the future we wont need to be able bodied to fight wars anyway 
22:00 <killmemories> mrdanger votes for the greens he has no sanity
22:00 <Kynetic> respawning is realistic
22:00 <Saemon> its call gona be done with robots
22:00 <Saemon> drones
22:00 <robot> sup babes
22:00 <Kynetic> Saemon understands
22:00 <mrdanger> Kynectic: its exactly like battlefield
22:00 <Kynetic> its all about the robots
22:00 <Saemon> already soldiers are controlling drones via a computer
22:00 <robot> Kynetic u got bf4 pc?
22:00 <Saemon> to attack targets in like, kabul
23:00 <Kynetic> bf4 is the gay
23:00 <killmemories> Kynetic its nothing like battlefield
23:00 <robot> :<
23:00 <Kynetic> its like the gayest of the gay
23:00 <Kynetic> of the gay
23:00 <Kynetic> with some bugs.
23:00 <robot> YUO'RE NORTHING LIKE BATTLEFIELD
23:00 <killmemories> yes its gay as bf4
23:00 <Kynetic> n stuff
23:00 <mrdanger> Voting greens makes me smart
23:00 <killmemories> voting greens makes you below even the poorest of labor scum
23:00 <Kynetic> you wouldnt dare
23:00 <killmemories> poor ppl vote labor and gays vote greens
23:00 <doctor> i won battlefield when I was 16. that game is pretty shit
24:00 <mrdanger> Hah
24:00 <Kynetic> what if i vote for humphrey bear?
24:00 <killmemories> i played farcry 1 the other day it was like taking a trip back into time
24:00 <mrdanger> Dumb people vote libs so thats all good
24:00 <killmemories> haha tony abbott got in
24:00 <killmemories> suck shit!
24:00 <mrdanger> I got watchdogs the other day
24:00 <Kynetic> super.. super dumb people vote libs.
24:00 <crash> has the new wolfenstein come out yet ?
24:00 <mrdanger> Havent even played it yet
24:00 <killmemories> yes crash its very good
24:00 <killmemories> mrdanger no you didnt
24:00 <Kynetic> its a bit dodgy
24:00 <Kynetic> imo
25:00 <Kynetic> but the gameplay is ok
25:00 <crash> last one i played was wolf 3d
25:00 <Kynetic> :)
25:00 <mrdanger> Yeah I got it on Tuesday
25:00 <crash> so that was a few years ago :P
25:00 <killmemories> liar
25:00 <Kynetic> it has some dodginess about it
25:00 <Kynetic> the graphics arent really the best
25:00 <Kynetic> and driving cars feels a bit shit
25:00 <mrdanger> My gf pre ordered it when she got my ps4 ar Christmas
25:00 <killmemories> no she didnt
25:00 <Kynetic> but i like the game premise
25:00 <mrdanger> You got me
25:00 <mrdanger> I lied
25:00 <killmemories> the graphics are very good what you on about?
25:00 <Maurice> My son wants that game
26:00 <Kynetic> err.. ok.
26:00 <robot> he can't have it
26:00 <robot> i said
26:00 <killmemories> some of the best graphics I have ever seen
26:00 <Maurice> He's not getting it
26:00 <robot> alos Kynetic will back me up on this.
26:00 <robot> Kynetic?
26:00 <Kynetic> LA Noir had better graphics
26:00 <killmemories> why isnt he getting it?
26:00 <Maurice> I heard the graphics aren't great
26:00 <Kynetic> robot whatever you say im backing you up on.. 
26:00 <robot> i heard you're not great Maurice so what
26:00 <Kynetic> i back you up on
26:00 <mrdanger> Last of us had awesome graphics
26:00 <Maurice> THAT'S A LIE
26:00 <robot> awesome.
26:00 <Maurice> I AM AWESOME
26:00 <mrdanger> Better than ps4
26:00 <killmemories> the graphics are very good
27:00 <Maurice> This is the ps4 version I'm talking about
27:00 <Kynetic> the facial graphics are shit
27:00 <killmemories> very good graphics
27:00 <Kynetic> its like watching a puppet
27:00 <mrdanger> Ive only got battlefield, cod and need for speed though
27:00 <killmemories> no its not dont be silly
27:00 <mrdanger> And now watchdogs
27:00 <Kynetic> but i can get over that
27:00 <Kynetic> the driving is just terrible
27:00 <Maurice> We have lego marvels..
27:00 <killmemories> the driving is good
27:00 <Kynetic> all the cars corner like fkn pigs
27:00 <Maurice> Ghost
27:00 <Maurice> Something else and something else
28:00 <killmemories> graphics good cars good
28:00 <killmemories> learn to play
28:00 <killmemories> it is best game in the field to date.
28:00 <killmemories> gta5 just far behind...
28:00 <mrdanger> I play ps4 about an hour a week so I suck and get owned by and mocked by 12 year olds
29:00 <mrdanger> Its upsetting
29:00 <Maurice> Probably my 11yr old
29:00 <Maurice> He's pretty good
29:00 <Maurice> I, however, don't know how to work it
29:00 <killmemories> Maurice why do you say no to watch dogs?
29:00 <robot> what's upsetting is to find out how many 12 yo's have had sex with my mother
29:00 <Maurice> I already said why
29:00 <robot> turns out she is not the angel i thought she was
29:00 <Maurice> :o
30:00 <mrdanger> Hah robot
30:00 <killmemories> why did you say why?
30:00 <doctor> that's extraordinary
31:00 <mrdanger> My girlfriend is angry-drunk-sleep-fighting
31:00 <robot> lol
31:00 <killmemories> and you are on irc
31:00 <Serenity> [10:29pm] <@Maurice> Probably my 11yr old
31:00 <Serenity> ewww you have an 11 year old
31:00 <Maurice> I know :S
32:00 <Kynetic> you are the fucking COD master
32:00 <Serenity> mrdanger what did you do to your gf
32:00 <Maurice> At this rate I'll be 34 with a grandchild
32:00 <Kynetic> you are ranked like #10 in the world
32:00 <Maurice> 10!
32:00 <Kynetic> you do nothing but play COD
32:00 <Maurice> Thats insulting
32:00 <Maurice> I'm at least 7
32:00 <Kynetic> and drink redbull
32:00 <Kynetic> and eat doritos
32:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: shes safe. She fell asleep on the couch and I put her in bed, she was all punchy
32:00 <Kynetic> the occasional pizza when you decide the kids need food
32:00 <Maurice> Switch out redbull with water and doritos with salt and vinegar and you've nailed it
33:00 <Serenity> lol
33:00 <Kynetic> fuck the water
33:00 <killmemories> or put some heroin in their drinks
33:00 <Maurice> Lol
33:00 <Maurice> See, my husband is all just handsy if I put his drunk arse to bed
33:00 <killmemories> who is drunk?
33:00 <Kynetic> drunk?
33:00 <robot> me
33:00 <mrdanger> Im trying to remember and austnet girl named trindy
33:00 <Kynetic> on a friday night?
33:00 <mrdanger> Somebody assist me
33:00 <Kynetic> this is crazy talk
33:00 <killmemories> yeh friday night drunk on irc
34:00 <killmemories> everyone drinking tony abbotts money
34:00 <Maurice> I must be really drunk, I thought it was wednesday
34:00 <robot> haha
34:00 <doctor> money well spent
34:00 <killmemories> i am on no drinks and no drugs
34:00 <doctor> cool dude
34:00 <Maurice> I find that hard to believe
34:00 <mrdanger> Off your meds again?
35:00 <Serenity> why is my money tony abbotts money
35:00 <Serenity> fuck that cunt
35:00 <doctor> with a name like killmemories i'd recommend heroin
35:00 <mrdanger> Hes the biggest dole bludger ever
36:00 <Serenity> haha
36:00 <mrdanger> I should go to bed, moving house tomorrow
36:00 <Serenity> eww i do not envy you
36:00 <robot> yikes
36:00 <mrdanger> Guyyyy
36:00 <robot> have fun with that!
36:00 <mrdanger> With an a
36:00 <killmemories> anyone who drinks alcohol is a fucking loser
36:00 <robot> moving sucks the big one
36:00 <Serenity> im drinking coke zero
36:00 <Serenity> is that ok
36:00 <killmemories> yes good choice
36:00 <simba> killmemories: are u oncebashed?
36:00 <Serenity> phew
37:00 <mrdanger> Yrah I havent packed and we start at 9, im fucked
37:00 <killmemories> oncebashed?
37:00 <fawks> NO
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> chad right now
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> pissed off his brain
37:00 <mrdanger> Goodnight fawks!
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> are you with a brain ?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> you should meet .... not your own.
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> cause youre not that right in the fucken head.
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> are you one of josh's bitches ?
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> huh
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> i hope you die on your way out.
37:00 <doctor> you'll be alright mrdanger, just improvise
37:00 <fawks> Good love
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> oops
37:00 <fawks> Uh
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <fawks> Goodnighy*
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> where did that cut out?
37:00 <fawks> Wevs
37:00 <Maurice> I haven't moved house in 9 yrs thank fuck
37:00 <Serenity> i havent moved for 4.5 years its the longest ive been in one place
37:00 <killmemories> mrdanger is a greens voting asshole
37:00 <robot> lol, 'wevs'
37:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude is freaking me out
37:00 <Serenity> killmemories you need to calm down lady
38:00 <killmemories> i have never moved house in my life only live at my dads
38:00 <mrdanger> aww fawks loves me
38:00 <robot> when the internet is too hard
38:00 <robot> 'wevs'
38:00 <fawks> I moved 2 months ago and I'm never moving again 
38:00 <killmemories> fawks where do you live?
39:00 <Maurice> In her house
39:00 <mrdanger> Im moving in with my girlfriend, im scared
39:00 <fawks> Ew 
39:00 <killmemories> why would you be scared
39:00 <fawks> I never wanna live with a bou
39:00 <fawks> Boy
39:00 <fawks> SAY NO TO PUBE SOAP
39:00 <Maurice> Jesus
39:00 <killmemories> ive never had pubes on my soap
39:00 <Maurice> We don't have pube soap here
39:00 <Serenity> is this the first time youve moved in with a gf mrdanger?
39:00 <killmemories> women get pubes too
40:00 <Saemon> what has being male got anything to do with pube soap?
40:00 <killmemories> Serenity its the first time he's ever spent more than afew hours in a house with a female other than his mum
40:00 <Maurice> Shut up Saemon, as if you even use soap
40:00 <killmemories> Saemon they are just feminists
40:00 <Serenity> killmemories you're being obtuse
40:00 <Serenity> stop it
40:00 <mrdanger> Serenity: I was single from 21 to 28
40:00 <killmemories> am not
40:00 <Maurice> Stop being a fucking triangle
40:00 <mrdanger> So yeah
40:00 <Serenity> ahh
40:00 <Serenity> well good for you
40:00 <killmemories> mrdanger how old are you now?
40:00 <Saemon> women can leave pubes behind after showers just as much as men
40:00 <mrdanger> 27 actually
40:00 <killmemories> thats sad
40:00 <Maurice> IF the women have pubes to start with
40:00 <Serenity> why is it sad
41:00 <killmemories> i feel sorry for you bro
41:00 <Serenity> not everyones mission in life is to need a partner
41:00 <Maurice> You just said you live with your dad
41:00 <Saemon> well some women do, they dont have a brazilian wax
41:00 <killmemories> Maurice yeh so what i live with my dad?
41:00 <Saemon> mostly its only pornstars anyway who are shaved down there
41:00 <killmemories> he's in an urn on my table
41:00 <Serenity> um
41:00 <Serenity> no Saemon
41:00 <Maurice> Wtf
41:00 <Bastardly_One> actually no 
41:00 <Maurice> And he claims he fucks hookers..
42:00 <Maurice> Just confirmed thats a lie
42:00 <killmemories> anyone can fuck a hooker
42:00 <mrdanger> Saemon: this isnt the 80s
42:00 <Bastardly_One> Maurice most of them only landing strip
42:00 <Saemon> yeah escorts are clean shaven down there
42:00 <killmemories> not all but most
42:00 <mrdanger> Like 70% shave these dats
42:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently a lot of clients don't like it 
42:00 <Maurice> Here we go
42:00 <Maurice> Contradiction
42:00 <Saemon> but im talkng about your normal everyday perosn
42:00 <simba> ban
42:00 <killmemories> everyone watches porn
42:00 <Bastardly_One> so the ex reckons I who was a hooker
42:00 <killmemories> porn is ruining the world
42:00 <Maurice> How many vaginas have you seen that you don't pay for
42:00 <Maurice> Other than your mothers
42:00 <fawks> 0
42:00 <killmemories> porn is starting to get good sort of
42:00 <Maurice> That's what I'm thinking
42:00 <Kynetic>  Saemon cant afford them high class hookers that schave
42:00 <killmemories> its still too softcore
42:00 <Saemon> ture Kynetic
42:00 <Kynetic> he has to just get the ones out of the paper
43:00 <Saemon> true
43:00 <Kynetic> out of the classifieds
43:00 <Saemon> they charge like $500 half hour fuck that shit
43:00 <fawks> schave
43:00 <Kynetic> the asian ones
43:00 <Maurice> 'man seeking man for cash'
43:00 <Kynetic> schave
43:00 <Kynetic> indeed
43:00 <fawks> lol
43:00 <Kynetic> ill schave your pubes fawks
43:00 <fawks> Schweppes
43:00 <fawks> What pubes
43:00 <killmemories> i dont like girls with shaven pussy
43:00 <Saemon> yeah im sick of the asian hookers
43:00 <Bastardly_One> is schave like German for shave?
43:00 <killmemories> it means they have bowed down to jews
43:00 <fawks> Pubes is such an ugly word
43:00 <Maurice> Don't be ridic, fawks, real females don't shave
43:00 <Saemon> but they are the only ones who charge less
43:00 <fawks> I don't shave though 
43:00 <fawks> I wax
43:00 <Maurice> Or wax
43:00 <Maurice> Or are bare
43:00 <Kynetic> hot
43:00 <killmemories> thats a wog thing to do
44:00 <mrdanger> Night all, keep it realsies
44:00 <Maurice> So just because she waxes her back shes a wog
44:00 <simba> ima hankerin for smooth pussey
44:00 <Maurice> So racist
44:00 <fawks> Yes its so woggy to be clean 
44:00 <Serenity> every single female i am friends with
44:00 <fawks> lmao
44:00 <killmemories> all girls who shave are feminists
44:00 <Serenity> either fully waxes or shaves her babybox
44:00 <killmemories> and also slaves to men and the jewish world
44:00 <Kynetic> im not really but who the fuck cares
44:00 <Saemon> why Serenity?
44:00 <Maurice> (22:44:38) (killmemories): all girls who shave are feminists
44:00 <Serenity> why not
44:00 <Maurice> LOL what
44:00 <Saemon> arent the pubes there natrually
44:00 <Maurice> Rofl @ baby box
44:00 <killmemories> Maurice yes
44:00 <Saemon> for like, pevention from chafing
44:00 <Saemon> etc
44:00 <Maurice> Like th doodle box
44:00 <Serenity> ....
44:00 <killmemories> Maurice do you shave?
45:00 <Maurice> The
45:00 <Saemon> its gotta have some purpose
45:00 <Serenity> chaffing?
45:00 <Kynetic> i think im gonna go fap now
45:00 <Maurice> No, I grow it down to my knees
45:00 <Serenity> what kind of massive btiches are you thinking of
45:00 <killmemories> i never shave myself or my asshole
45:00 <Kynetic> too much talk about vaginas
45:00 <Serenity> actually
45:00 <Serenity> feminist women DONT shave
45:00 <killmemories> wrong they do
45:00 <Saemon> well pubes gotta serve some sorta purpose, thats why the human body evolved to have it
45:00 <killmemories> feminists are whats wrong with society today
45:00 <Saemon> <Serenity> feminist women DONT shave
45:00 <killmemories> feminists and homosexual men
45:00 <Saemon> neither to french women
45:00 <Maurice> Everything else has also evolved that you don't need them
45:00 <Saemon> lol
45:00 <Serenity> they dont have a purpose anymore
45:00 <Kynetic> pubes are their for crabs
45:00 <Serenity> since we dont live in the wild
46:00 <killmemories> i have crabs
46:00 <Kynetic> killmemories wanna share?
46:00 <killmemories> not really its very itchy
46:00 <killmemories> or i have thrush
46:00 <Maurice> Yoghurt
46:00 <Kynetic> maybe our crabs will die fighting each other off
46:00 <ShadowLurker> herpes
46:00 <killmemories> its ok i have some pills my gf gave me i will take them maybe if it doesnt go down in a week or 2
46:00 <killmemories> hiprex is good 
46:00 <Kynetic> oh
46:00 <Kynetic> so she already had the problem
46:00 <Kynetic> shes just given you her meds for it
46:00 <killmemories> yeh
47:00 <Kynetic> nice.
47:00 <killmemories> yeh she's nice like that
47:00 <Kynetic> saves on that $7 copayment
47:00 <Saemon> whats the best way for a guy to get rid of this pubes?
47:00 <killmemories> i will only take soon
47:00 <Saemon> i dont like the idea of shawing down there
47:00 <Saemon> seens danergous
47:00 <Kynetic> true
47:00 <Maurice> Set them on fire, Saemon
47:00 <killmemories> yes get an electric shaver
47:00 <Saemon> seems*
47:00 <ShadowLurker> like anyones gunna see them
47:00 <Kynetic> dangerous you say
47:00 <killmemories> pubes are good
47:00 <Kynetic> do you cut yourself shaving often Saemon?
47:00 <killmemories> real women have pubes
47:00 <Serenity> waxing for sure
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity
47:00 <Saemon> yeah Kynetic
47:00 <ShadowLurker> wax dem balls
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> on my timeline
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> do me a fav
48:00 <Maurice> So we're not real women
48:00 <Saemon> waxing seems to hurt too much
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> go over what i wrote and if u like it Like
48:00 <Kynetic> you probably shouldnt shave ur pubes them
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> ?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
48:00 <Saemon> for sensitive skin of the genitals
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> I might submit it 
48:00 <Serenity> id rather not be a real woman than have to have my period and pubes at the same time
48:00 <Kynetic> id let Maurice wax my balls
48:00 <Serenity> JUST SAYIN
48:00 <Saemon> im gonna get an electric shaver like Kynetic said
48:00 <Saemon> good diea
48:00 <killmemories> period and pubes is fine
48:00 <Saemon> idea
48:00 <Serenity> do you have a vagina killmemories?
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> i think it's the greatest poem I've ever written.
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
48:00 <Maurice> I'd take great pleasure ripping the wax off you, Kynetic
48:00 <Serenity> no? fuck up
48:00 <killmemories> Serenity no
48:00 <Kynetic> i bet you would
48:00 <killmemories> any of you girls had sex on your period?
48:00 <Maurice> I would
48:00 <Saemon> gross
49:00 <Saemon> killmemories
49:00 <robot> ahh good old irc, i miss the old days
49:00 <Maurice> I meant I would take pleasure
49:00 <Kynetic> so long as you save teh balls til last
49:00 <Kynetic> im good
49:00 <killmemories> Kynetic u ever fuck on period?
49:00 <Kynetic> yeah
49:00 <Saemon> do people who have sex on thier period use their period blood for lube?
49:00 <Serenity> Kynetic doesnt fuck on her period
49:00 <Serenity> its too heavy
49:00 <Kynetic> in the shower though
49:00 <killmemories> good hey man
49:00 <Kynetic> cos
49:00 <Kynetic> fuck doing it anywhere else
49:00 <killmemories> nah man do it on bed
49:00 <Kynetic> its really quite messy
49:00 <Serenity> pre sure this guy is a virgin
49:00 <killmemories> depends how much blood
49:00 <Kynetic> depends on the flow
50:00 <robot> i used to be a virgin
50:00 <killmemories> once i ass fuck and felt like either a shit or her ass bleeding
50:00 <Maurice> I'm still one
50:00 <killmemories> took it out it was pre cum
50:00 <Saemon> what does period blood smell like?
50:00 <Serenity> i was a virgin
50:00 <Serenity> 14 years ago
50:00 <Kynetic> lol
50:00 <killmemories> Saemon like sardines sorta
50:00 <killmemories> rusty sardines
50:00 <Saemon> dang
50:00 <Saemon> thats rank
50:00 <killmemories> you get use to it i only like a pussy that smells now days
50:00 <Kynetic> i can tell about 24 hours before lara gets her period
50:00 <Serenity> wow.
50:00 <Kynetic> :P
50:00 <ShadowLurker> RUSTY SARDINES
50:00 <killmemories> clean pussy is worrying
50:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOOOL
50:00 <killmemories> because it may be false
51:00 <Serenity> is that cause shes trying to stab you Kynetic
51:00 <Kynetic> lol ShadowLurker
51:00 <Kynetic> Serenity oh no thats the week before
51:00 <ShadowLurker> jesus holy fuck
51:00 <killmemories> every womans vagina smells and if it doesnt its too plastic
51:00 <Serenity> haha oh shes like me
51:00 <Kynetic> when shes threatening to slit my thoroat in my sleep
51:00 <Serenity> the week before is hell
51:00 <Saemon> my penis knob gets alot of smegma build up
51:00 <killmemories> like you have to really get it pumping before it goes good
51:00 <Serenity> actuall period is almost a relief
51:00 <Saemon> that stinks
51:00 <killmemories> Saemon good
51:00 <killmemories> collect it
51:00 <killmemories> smell it whilst you are on irc
51:00 <Serenity> .
51:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck sake Saemon
51:00 <killmemories> maybe offer some to a female
51:00 <Serenity> im going to vomit
51:00 <ShadowLurker> wash yourself you filth gimp
51:00 <Kynetic> yeah actually she snapped over nothing tonight
51:00 <Kynetic> so im guessing its comign in about a week
51:00 <Saemon> i assume it smells the same as a unwashed vagina
51:00 <killmemories> no
52:00 <Maurice> Or maybe you were just a dickhead
52:00 <Saemon> because it smells like fish kina
52:00 <killmemories> its much nicer Saemon
52:00 <Kynetic> no
52:00 <Kynetic> not at all
52:00 <killmemories> a vagina is more salty
52:00 <Bastardly_One> ...
52:00 <Serenity> i turn into a certified nut case in the week leading up
52:00 <Kynetic> if i was just a dickhead id understand
52:00 <Kynetic> :D
52:00 <ShadowLurker> what the fuck is happening
52:00 <killmemories> dick cheese is abit like ear wax
52:00 <Kynetic> but i was being totally reasonable
52:00 <killmemories> tangy
52:00 <ShadowLurker> like
52:00 <ShadowLurker> what
52:00 <Maurice> I don't really change
52:00 <Serenity> which shits me even more cause most men are like ARE U ON YA RAGS OR SUMFING
52:00 <Kynetic> for once.
52:00 <Serenity> no you dumb cunt im not
52:00 <Maurice> I'm just a bitch all the time
52:00 <Saemon> my ear wax smells sorta like strawberry
52:00 <ShadowLurker> me too
52:00 <killmemories> yeh not all period blood tastes bad
52:00 <Kynetic> thats such a bogan saying
52:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon
52:00 <ShadowLurker> leave
52:00 <Kynetic> "AWWW U ON UR FKN RAGS AY???"
52:00 <ShadowLurker> now
52:00 <Serenity> dumb cunt?
52:00 <killmemories> same with girls assholes
52:00 <Serenity> oh
52:00 <Serenity> ahaha
52:00 <Saemon> anyone feel this way about their ear wax as well?
52:00 <killmemories> you ever taste one fresh it can be very good or very bad
52:00 <Serenity> its insulting
53:00 <Serenity> because it gets thrown at you every time you have an opinion
53:00 <Serenity> on ya rags?
53:00 <Serenity> fuck off.
53:00 <killmemories> yeh i hate it
53:00 <killmemories> on ya rags who says that
53:00 <Maurice> Its as bad as being sick and straight away people asking if you're pregnant
53:00 <Kynetic> yeah 
53:00 <killmemories> pure bogans i hate bogans
53:00 <Maurice> There are other kinds of illness
53:00 <Kynetic> Maurice you are pregnant though
53:00 <Kynetic> with my babies
53:00 <ShadowLurker> yes
53:00 <Kynetic> triplets
53:00 <Maurice> SHHHHHHHHHHH
53:00 <Bastardly_One> My god ... it's like you ban Loof and Saemon turns into him
53:00 <killmemories> i was going to have a kid
53:00 <Maurice> I wasn't ready to tell people
53:00 <killmemories> but i didnt want it
53:00 <Kynetic> we're going to sell them to china
53:00 <Kynetic> on the black market
53:00 <killmemories> nah just get rid of them
53:00 <ShadowLurker> b1 hes not abusing anyone yet
53:00 <Maurice> I'd rather sell the organs
53:00 <killmemories> fuck that
53:00 <Serenity> loof will no longer be gracing us with his presence
53:00 <Maurice> Get more money
54:00 <Kynetic> thats all part of the deal
54:00 <Maurice> Loof can go eat a cock
54:00 <killmemories> loof is a perfect example of why no kids 
54:00 <Bastardly_One> indeed 
54:00 <killmemories> docs needs to chat to that mother fucker
54:00 <Kynetic> cos of course you and i would make super awesome babies
54:00 <Saemon> what happened? what did loof do?
54:00 <Kynetic> so the organs would be of the highest qualisty
54:00 <killmemories> loof doesnt even respect his wife
54:00 <Maurice> We'd make superbabies
54:00 <killmemories> thats how low of a man he is
54:00 <Maurice> With superorgans
54:00 <ShadowLurker> shut up Saemon
54:00 <Serenity> he doesnt even respect himself
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Docs do chat to Loof ... he doesn't listen to them
54:00 <ShadowLurker> the adults are talking
54:00 <Serenity> he went over the line today
54:00 <Kynetic> fetch top dorrah
54:00 <Serenity> and i also found out hes lying about this no weed thing
54:00 <killmemories> loof is bad bad bad
54:00 <Serenity> its all an act
54:00 <killmemories> Serenity loof is an addict
55:00 <Serenity> no shit
55:00 <Maurice> Saemon, incase you need a refresher, Loof put you on ignore because he hates liars.. so don't think you're best buds
55:00 <killmemories> piece of shit who needs to go to a mental home
55:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah he was trying to get me with pedo stuff in the early hours of this morning
55:00 <Bastardly_One> I just walked away
55:00 <killmemories> plus that kid taken off him plus his gook wife sent back to sweat shop in vietnam
55:00 <Kynetic> loof ignored someone
55:00 <Kynetic> whoa
55:00 <Kynetic> you must be a cunt saemon.
55:00 <Maurice> He ignored all of us
55:00 <killmemories> why have you guys not properly dealt with him?
55:00 <Serenity> i dont mind him abusing me
55:00 <Maurice> Except about 3 people
55:00 <Serenity> but he was abusing my son and calling people rapists
55:00 <Kynetic> lol
55:00 <Serenity> he over stepped his line
55:00 <killmemories> yeh he was sending me weird messages this morning
56:00 <Maurice> I was trying to insult him and he couldn't even see it :(
56:00 <killmemories> "im going to fuck your kid, suck its cock"
56:00 <Serenity> ......
56:00 <killmemories> "daddy fuck me i wanna be fucked by daddy"
56:00 <killmemories> weird shit like that
56:00 <killmemories> went on for hours i was watching star wars
56:00 <Kynetic> took too many shrooms
56:00 <fawks> LOL star wars
56:00 <killmemories> who knows what he took
56:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd believe that because it all started when I pulled him up on something in the afternoon
56:00 <Serenity> hes been using the excuse hes off weed
56:00 <killmemories> he is not even a man
56:00 <killmemories> he is a bitch
56:00 <Serenity> but thats a lie hes just being a cunt
57:00 <Kynetic> ive been off weed all day
57:00 <killmemories> i smoked weed the other night
57:00 <Kynetic> all 57 minutes of it
57:00 <cherri_pie> wassssssup
57:00 <Bastardly_One> and being off weed gives you the excuse to be like that?
57:00 <killmemories> tues till thursday
57:00 <Kynetic> i should go rectify that
57:00 <Saemon> until i speak to him myself, i will reserve my judgement on loof.
57:00 <Saemon> i wont be sheep
57:00 <killmemories> i had not smoked pot in a year
57:00 <cherri_pie> the mother fuckin pie is in da house
57:00 <killmemories> wow that was a trip
57:00 <Saemon> and jump on the hate bandwagon.
57:00 <Kynetic> who?
57:00 <ShadowLurker> Saemon
57:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
57:00 <killmemories> weed is not for humans
57:00 <Maurice> Saemon, you're on his ignore, you wont speak to him
57:00 <killmemories> only dogs
57:00 <Maurice> Now go die
57:00 <cherri_pie> why everyone hatin on samon
57:00 <cherri_pie> im samon remember
57:00 <killmemories> cherri_pie fuck off
58:00 <cherri_pie> na na
58:00 <Serenity> lets go the trifecter
58:00 <cherri_pie> im backin up for sameoon why you natin nigga
58:00 <Kynetic> cherri_pie is like the epitome of bogan.
58:00 <Maurice> Rofl Serenity, other chan
58:00 <killmemories> this place has gone to hell
58:00 <cherri_pie> sameon didnt do nuffin why u hatin biches
58:00 <Serenity> youve been here 5 seconds
58:00 <Saemon> cherri_pie dont ruin my reputation here by associating with me.
58:00 <cherri_pie> he sounds irish dont u biches like guinnes
58:00 <Maurice> Fuck up you stupid bitch
58:00 <Serenity> shut your trashy mouth
58:00 <Saemon> i dont want anything to do with you cherri_pie
58:00 <Maurice> You don't have a reputation
58:00 <Saemon> you are hated in here.
58:00 <cherri_pie> yeh so what if im hated
59:00 <cherri_pie> your hated too you need some backup
59:00 <Saemon> no im not
59:00 <cherri_pie> hating me wotn make ppl like you
59:00 <cherri_pie> yes you are
59:00 <cherri_pie> they were all back stabbing you the other night
59:00 <cherri_pie> rofl
59:00 <simba> you both need to be put down 
59:00 <Maurice> We stab him in his front all the time
59:00 <Kynetic> i love Saemon and cherri_pie
59:00 <Saemon> they were just jokin around
59:00 <Kynetic> theyre btter than reality TV
59:00 <Maurice> simba makes sense
59:00 <cherri_pie> thanks kynectis
59:00 <Serenity> its onlt back stabbing if we're his friends
59:00 <Kynetic> s
59:00 <cherri_pie> yeh fair point serenity
59:00 <cherri_pie> he sounds like a wanker 
59:00 <Maurice> ARE THEY SWEET POTATO CHIPS
00:00 <Kynetic> ....
00:00 <cherri_pie> i was gonna be his friend but he can get fucked
00:00 <Kynetic> maybe.
00:00 <Maurice> I hate you
00:00 <Saemon> fuck u cherri_pie im not the same as you
00:00 <Kynetic> fresh made?
00:00 <Saemon> im a regular here
00:00 <killmemories> simba you need to fuck off wog
00:00 <Maurice> Wow, cherri_pie is persuaded by the pussy within seconds
00:00 <cherri_pie> yeh your not coz im better
00:00 <Saemon> killmemories lol
00:00 <cherri_pie> dont think your gonna get some relief now
00:00 <cherri_pie> because im here
00:00 <Bastardly_One> that is the truest thing cherri_pie has ever said
00:00 <cherri_pie> your hated just as much as me
00:00 <killmemories> simba is a full on fucking loser
00:00 <Bastardly_One> being better than Saemon ... anyone is 
00:00 <Saemon> howcome killmemories?
00:00 <cherri_pie> omg yes
00:00 <killmemories> id rather Loof than simbas dribble
01:00 <cherri_pie> someone please join me to murder simba 
01:00 <cherri_pie> my god i want to kill that cunt
01:00 <fawks> Yay ch*rr*_p**
01:00 <Saemon> lol omg i hate simba too
01:00 <Kynetic> cherri_pie
01:00 <Kynetic> if i help you murder simba
01:00 <Saemon> he should go back to greece
01:00 <cherri_pie> fawksss my love
01:00 <killmemories> simba is a fucking stupid little greek homo that sits at mums place ont he net listening to emo fucking his dads ass
01:00 <Kynetic> can i touch ur boobs?
01:00 <cherri_pie> how are you beautiful :)
01:00 <fawks> I'm excellent
01:00 <Serenity> why are you so racist
01:00 <Saemon> ^5 killmemories
01:00 <cherri_pie> if only ppls were nice like fawkness
01:00 <killmemories> cherri_pie is fawks hot?
01:00 <cherri_pie> yes she is beautiful
01:00 <fawks> No
01:00 <killmemories> pic?
01:00 <killmemories> fawks you got a pic?
01:00 <cherri_pie> fawks dont be silly your beautiful
01:00 <cherri_pie> i think i saw your pics once
02:00 <Bastardly_One> stina is a cunt
02:00 <Kynetic> pfft
02:00 <Kynetic> fawks is smokin
02:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf are you talking about?
02:00 <fawks> RUDE
02:00 <Bastardly_One> she aint too shabby ... true
02:00 <cherri_pie> any anyway she is a sweetheart so if she was lacking anything in looks she makes up for it in personality
02:00 <killmemories> fawks are you good?
02:00 <cherri_pie> :)
02:00 <simba> rude
02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hi! <3
02:00 <Saemon> i think fawks is lebanese right? i like lebanese chicks they have nice eyes
02:00 <fawks> Hello
02:00 <Saemon> good skin too
02:00 <Bastardly_One> how goes n shit?
02:00 <Kynetic> here we go with the racism again
02:00 <fawks> I'm goodies
02:00 <fawks> How r u
02:00 <Saemon> uuhhh
02:00 <Saemon> im complimenting her
02:00 <killmemories> is she leb i hate lebs
02:00 <cherri_pie> yep i think fawks is lebanese, and shes one of the hot ones
02:00 <Bastardly_One> not tooooooooooo shabby I suppose :)
02:00 <ShadowLurker> ffs Saemon why be racist
03:00 <cherri_pie> leb chicks are hot 
03:00 <Saemon> killmemories was just being racist
03:00 <Saemon> why are you on his back?
03:00 <killmemories> cherri_pie so are africans
03:00 <cherri_pie> just saying :)
03:00 <Saemon> arent*
03:00 <cherri_pie> yeh omg
03:00 <cherri_pie> il fuck an african
03:00 <ShadowLurker> because its not you
03:00 <cherri_pie> gimme some of that black pussy any day
03:00 <cherri_pie> or an indian
03:00 <killmemories> yeh
03:00 <killmemories> kenyan
03:00 <killmemories> good pussys
03:00 <Kynetic> ShadowLurker is onto it
03:00 <cherri_pie> indian chicks are fuckin hot
03:00 <fawks> Mm the blackfrican from blood diamond
03:00 <Serenity> i saw this african woman the other day
03:00 <Serenity> she had the most beautiful face
03:00 <cherri_pie> shut up serenity
03:00 <killmemories> i met african bbw on adult match maker
03:00 <killmemories> so hot
03:00 <cherri_pie> dont join in my conversation
03:00 <Serenity> fuck off cherri homo
03:00 <cherri_pie> who are you talking to serenity?
03:00 <Serenity> ill do whatever i want whore
03:00 <cherri_pie> rofll
04:00 <cherri_pie> serenity who are you talking to ?
04:00 <cherri_pie> rofl
04:00 <fawks> african bbw lol
04:00 <Maurice> (23:01:10) (killmemories): id rather Loof than simbas dribble
04:00 <cherri_pie> thats what she said to me the other night 
04:00 <Saemon> ive seeb beutyful women of all races
04:00 <Maurice> Thats just fucking insane
04:00 <simba> im bbw
04:00 <cherri_pie> when i tried to join in the convo
04:00 <Maurice> Much like Loof
04:00 <killmemories> Maurice no
04:00 <Maurice> Unless you are him
04:00 <killmemories> truth
04:00 <cherri_pie> now shes getting owned
04:00 <cherri_pie> revenge
04:00 <killmemories> im simba
04:00 <cherri_pie> simba must die
04:00 <Serenity> you werent joining the convo you idiot
04:00 <Serenity> you were talking to yourself
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I go to school with the two coolest africans ... I assume they're both Sudanese as there's a small community of them here
04:00 <Serenity> about simba
04:00 <killmemories> simba must die
04:00 <Kynetic> so much text
04:00 <cherri_pie> please god kill that little pigeon feeding cock suker
04:00 <Saemon> my local pharmacist is this young asian chick really nice skin her hand is so soft
04:00 <cherri_pie> honestly i never wanted to murders anyone as much as that cunt
04:00 <Saemon> when i touch it
04:00 <killmemories> can i post pics of naked girls on here?
05:00 <Saemon> when she hands my meds to me
05:00 <Saemon> hehe
05:00 <Serenity> i wunt to kill sumbodi on da innernet
05:00 <cherri_pie> lets get some sudanese gang bangers to kill that little fagget
05:00 <fawks> Yes as long as they're not African bbw
05:00 <Serenity> fuk i h8 dat guy
05:00 <Saemon> i purposely touch the hands of checkout chicks and stuff
05:00 <cherri_pie> shut up saemon you faggot
05:00 <Saemon> when we hand money to eachother
05:00 <ShadowLurker> everytime Saemon speaks its either idiocy or racism
05:00 <cherri_pie> no one wants to hear your porno fantasies you fucking grub
05:00 <Serenity> fawks love
05:00 <ShadowLurker> just stahp
05:00 <Serenity> whats with the bbq
05:00 <Serenity> er
05:00 <cherri_pie> you never have a chance with a girl in your life
05:00 <Serenity> LOL
05:00 <Serenity> bbw
05:00 <fawks> LOL
05:00 <cherri_pie> you fuckin ugly cunt
05:00 <fawks> killmemories said it
05:00 <cherri_pie> dont gross me out by telling us how you want some bich 
06:00 <cherri_pie> ew
06:00 <fawks> He met an African bbw
06:00 <Serenity> oh
06:00 <Serenity> diz text
06:00 <fawks> lmao
06:00 <Serenity> 2 fast
06:00 <Saemon> its not porno fantasy
06:00 <cherri_pie> mother fuck that cunt
06:00 <killmemories> yes african bbw
06:00 <Serenity> no not bbw
06:00 <cherri_pie> fuck off saemon il stab you cunt
06:00 <simba> yep ban some of the less abled chatters
06:00 <Saemon> i just make sure that finger contact happens
06:00 <cherri_pie> with my stilleto
06:00 <killmemories> this server has gone
06:00 <Serenity> but this woman i saw she had the most stunning hazel eyes and the beset cheek bones
06:00 <cherri_pie> start with you then simba you fuckin tard
06:00 <Saemon> Serenity was she model material?
06:00 <fawks> beset
06:00 <cherri_pie> get the fuck off austnet for 5 mins you sad cunt
06:00 <Serenity> shut the fuck. up.
07:00 <Maurice> Woah
07:00 <ShadowLurker> there we go
07:00 <Maurice> Beat me to it
07:00 <killmemories> good
07:00 <Maurice> 1 down
07:00 <fawks> makkavelli lol
07:00 <killmemories> finally someone
07:00 <Maurice> 2 to go
07:00 <Serenity> definitely Saemon
07:00 <simba> which ones makkavelli
07:00 <Serenity> she was stunning
07:00 <Serenity> that cherri pie slut
07:00 <Saemon> what about her body?
07:00 <killmemories> fucking idiots
07:00 <killmemories> thankgod
07:00 <Saemon> cos sometimes they can have a nice face
07:00 <Saemon> but u know
07:00 <Maurice> killmemories and Saemon next
07:00 <Saemon> fat body
07:00 <killmemories> Maurice what have i done?
07:00 <simba> burnin down the house
07:00 <Serenity> the discussion is over
08:00 <Bastardly_One> typed
08:00 <Bastardly_One> desist from doing so
08:00 <simba> i msged cherri pie saying sucked in and she goes
08:00 <simba> 00:37:59 <cherri_pie> wait till i find you cunt
08:00 <simba> 00:38:02 <cherri_pie> your dead
08:00 <Serenity> wow
08:00 <Serenity> YOUR DED M8
08:00 <simba> lmao
08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... she loves you
08:00 <Serenity> FKN DED
08:00 <Maurice> Correct her spelling
08:00 <Maurice> Asap
08:00 <ShadowLurker> my dead what?
08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah what Maurice said 
08:00 <Saemon> simba stop airing your dirty laundry in public
08:00 <killmemories> yeh stop it
08:00 <killmemories> simba fuck off
08:00 <simba> your ded
09:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing else ... just correct the spelling
09:00 <simba> go to cats u outcasts
09:00 <Saemon> hey simba hercules wants you 
09:00 <Serenity> wonder if loof is in cats yet
09:00 <killmemories> lol
09:00 <simba> surely not!!
09:00 <killmemories> wtf is cats?
09:00 <Serenity> nothing
09:00 <Bastardly_One> tempting to put him on notify
09:00 <Serenity> dont worry your pretty head
09:00 <Bastardly_One> but nuh
10:00 <Serenity> [11:09pm] <cherri_pie> fuck your mum you fat slut
10:00 <Serenity> [11:10pm] <cherri_pie> fuck maurice your fat lesbian bitch lover
10:00 <Maurice> LOLOL
10:00 <Maurice> According to that thing, I'm rather obese and ugly and will never have kids
10:00 <simba> that means she wants to marry you and adopt children
10:00 <Maurice> I can think of worse things, like actually having kids
10:00 <Serenity> [11:10pm] <cherri_pie> jealousys a bitch aint it you sad mole :)
10:00 <Serenity> [11:11pm] <Serenity> moll*
11:00 <simba> so fat, so unhappy
12:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
13:00 <robot> oh 'loool'
13:00 <simba> https://24.media.tumblr.com/63a3ca92128d6ca1b564ef8c11c88f40/tumblr_n5sum9Wl7e1r5zq6ao1_500.png
13:00 <Serenity> much sads so fat many cocks
13:00 <robot> i miss 'loool'
13:00 <ShadowLurker> hahaha
13:00 <Maurice> Mmm cocks
13:00 <robot> hah
13:00 <Maurice> I'd go at least 12 right now
13:00 <Maurice> Touch my rough spot
14:00 <ShadowLurker> :}
15:00 <killmemories> i will fuck a cock
15:00 <Maurice> We know
15:00 <katskrew> http://i.imgur.com/SQa3f3t.jpg AUSTNETS BIGGEST LOSERS
16:00 <katskrew> http://i.imgur.com/SQa3f3t.jpg AUSTNETS BIGGEST LOSERS
16:00 <simba> irc announcement: pieter db commit suicide last night
16:00 <katskrew> http://i.imgur.com/SQa3f3t.jpg AUSTNETS BIGGEST LOSERS hahahahahah
16:00 <Maurice> Excuse me, I'm not on there
16:00 <fawks> Is that rly shads
16:00 <Maurice> Lol yes
16:00 <katskrew> http://i.imgur.com/SQa3f3t.jpg AUSTNETS BIGGEST LOSERS eat shit
16:00 <Maurice> Holding his lube
16:00 <fawks> Wow he's gross
16:00 <fawks> Likegrosser than I imagined
16:00 <katskrew> http://i.imgur.com/SQa3f3t.jpg AUSTNETS BIGGEST LOSERS LOW LIFE SCUM
16:00 <robot> ty Kynetic
16:00 <simba> lol
16:00 <simba> didnt u see my SHADS MAGAZINE fawks?
16:00 <robot> that was distasteful.
16:00 <fawks> Nooo
16:00 <fawks> Show me
17:00 <simba> the linx banned in here k
17:00 <simba> https://imagizer.imageshack.us/v2/446x1008q90/32/xudr.jpg
17:00 <simba> omg
17:00 <simba> HOLY SHIT
17:00 <simba> i just fucked up the msg
17:00 <simba> * /msg: insufficient parameters
17:00 <simba> lux like it isnt banned, then
17:00 <simba> never made sense why it was banned to begin with
18:00 <fawks> LOL
18:00 <fawks> yuck pl
18:00 <fawks> OK*
18:00 <shadseatsahit> http://i.imgur.com/SQa3f3t.jpg AUSTNETS BIGGEST LOSERS
19:00 <shadseatsahit> http://i.imgur.com/SQa3f3t.jpg AUSTNETS BIGGEST LOSERS
19:00 <simba> i wonder who cares enough to make that pic and do this
19:00 <ShadowLurker> hahahahaha
19:00 <killmemories> fuck who the hell is that
19:00 <ShadowLurker> thats great
20:00 <killmemories> what is this shit?
20:00 <Serenity> ffs
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck me
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> killmemories you weird cunt
20:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love you, dont know why.
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hey sezz
21:00 <killmemories> lol
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> thx for the Like <3
21:00 <killmemories> where is mel?
21:00 <killmemories> tell me josh?
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> with her baby and her man <3
21:00 <ShadowLurker> i smell troll
21:00 <fawks> thx 4 da lyk
22:00 <simba> still 1 to go 
22:00 <simba> thanks for liking what i told u 2 like
22:00 <fawks> lool
22:00 <Maurice> Lol
22:00 <simba> Please Like, Comment & Subscribe.
22:00 <killmemories> commnent on my ass
22:00 <Bastardly_One> ^ (dislike)
23:00 <Serenity> that picture needs awolf on it
23:00 <Serenity> lame
23:00 <Bastardly_One> seems like a Wild Turkey thing to do 
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> I have to have that thing published sezz
24:00 <killmemories> yeh he's another fuckhead isnt he
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
24:00 <killmemories> that wild turkey obese fucker
25:00 <Maurice> Serenity
25:00 <killmemories> he's worse than loof
25:00 <killmemories> because he cant even get a gf or a kid to have
25:00 <Maurice> I saw a girl at Dan Murphys today who was Hayleys double from Mod Fam
25:00 <simba> whats ur gfs name killmemories
25:00 <Maurice> I wanted to be her
27:00 <simba> do u have someone to come home to and give a nice hug to killmemories
27:00 <killmemories> simba yes i do
27:00 <killmemories> its renee
27:00 <Serenity> haha
28:00 <simba> Mm.
28:00 <Serenity> i have a mud masque on
28:00 <Maurice> She had the boots, the skin tight jeans
28:00 <Maurice> The hair
28:00 <fawks> KISS ME HARD BEFORE YOU GO
29:00 <killmemories> kiss me hard
29:00 <killmemories> rub your ass on my cock
30:00 <Serenity> ooo its going hard
31:00 <Serenity> fawks
31:00 <fawks> Hi
31:00 <Serenity> have you recieved your class login yet
31:00 <robot> am i witnessing internet sex
31:00 <fawks> I've been enrolled since last year so yes lol
31:00 <robot> crass rogin
31:00 <fawks> YoU mean your ID 
31:00 <Serenity> no i mean the login for the units
31:00 <Serenity> i have an id
31:00 <Maurice> Whats internet sex
31:00 <fawks> Nah some units appear the day before you start 
31:00 <fawks> So Sunday 
32:00 <fawks> Its gay 
32:00 <Serenity> ohh ok
32:00 <simba> Damn girl, When you gonna be in the city next? You know you need me! *drools* Sexy Boobies Sexy Boobies Sexy Boobies *drools* uNF!!
32:00 <Serenity> i wont stress yet
32:00 <fawks> They should come up 6 days before 
32:00 <fawks> If by Monday it hasn't come up call the uni
32:00 <Serenity> its up in the my course thing
32:00 <fawks> But you'll be fine
32:00 <Serenity> but i dont have my actual class login
32:00 <fawks> Wait
32:00 <fawks> Does it appear when you go to blackboaes
32:00 <fawks> Board*
33:00 <fawks> Or does it say youre not enrolled in any courses yet
33:00 <Serenity> i dont even know man i log into OUA and its got all my stuff then a big 'my class login' thing, ive got the login for 1 but not another one which starts monday
34:00 <fawks> You've lost me
34:00 <Maurice> She said sunday
34:00 <fawks> Have you logged into oasis
34:00 <Maurice> (23:32:07) (fawks): Nah some units appear the day before you start
34:00 <killmemories> fawks you have never studied
34:00 <Maurice> (23:32:09) (fawks): So Sunday
34:00 <Serenity> no =/
34:00 <fawks> Yeah you need to log into oasis to access your units
34:00 <killmemories> lies
35:00 <Serenity> wtf is oasis!
35:00 <killmemories> its what schools use
35:00 <fawks> killmemories don't be upset cos I ignored your pm
35:00 <killmemories> fawks dont be upset
35:00 <simba> lmao
35:00 <fawks> Oasis is how you access your online shit sez
35:00 <killmemories> it will only take you another 15 years to complete an open uni course on level 1 psyc
35:00 <doctor> don't be upset you lot
35:00 <Serenity> i dont have that i just log in to OUA study centre
35:00 <simba> Serenity and i started talking on oasis active before becoming an irc couple
36:00 <fawks> Everyone has thay
36:00 <fawks> I'll pm yoi
36:00 <killmemories> i met 1 girl on oasis it was fawks but she said no
36:00 <fawks> These cunts are tards
36:00 <Serenity> kk
36:00 <Maurice> I tried getting an oasis account but my husband said no
36:00 <killmemories> yeh
36:00 <simba> yeh
36:00 <killmemories> well you should because he isnt around enough
36:00 <killmemories> fuck your husband
36:00 <Maurice> I do
36:00 <killmemories> im sure you do
37:00 <killmemories> about as good as it gets hey ;)
37:00 <Serenity> ohh i just googled
37:00 <Maurice> I fuck him non stop whenever he's here
37:00 <Serenity> oasis is curtins thing
37:00 <doctor> isnt oasis a band?
37:00 <fawks> Its all unis things
37:00 <killmemories> no it isnt fawks
37:00 <doctor> not a bad one either
37:00 <killmemories> oasis is the best band of the 90's
37:00 <Maurice> Not anymore, doctor
37:00 <Maurice> She's Electric is a brill song
37:00 <simba> lol
38:00 <doctor> yeah, they were good together
38:00 <Maurice> I had tickets to their concert the year they got drunk on the plane and sent home
38:00 <killmemories> yeh
39:00 <killmemories> what a shame something like that happened to you
39:00 <killmemories> just so
39:00 <simba> yeh
39:00 <doctor> Being drunk on the plane is the only way to tolerate an extended amount of hours with your fellow human beans
39:00 <doctor> they should have cut them some slack
39:00 <killmemories> yeh they should have been nice
40:00 <Maurice> From England to hear, I'd have been pissed too
40:00 <Maurice> Here*
40:00 <Maurice> killmemories, you can go eat a dick you stupid prick
40:00 <Maurice> Oh I rhyme
41:00 <killmemories> you can become a rapper
41:00 <killmemories> why should i eat a dick? i was nice ok yes?
41:00 <Serenity> killmemories = jerome
41:00 <Maurice> Oh my, robot
41:00 <Maurice> Oh that plonker
41:00 <Maurice> Easy fixed
41:00 <Serenity> :)))
42:00 <simba> is jerome the one thats stuck in adelaide
42:00 <Serenity> man this mud masaque feels weird
42:00 <Serenity> plivent is jerome
42:00 <fawks> Plivent
42:00 <Maurice> plivent
42:00 <robot> i want a massage
42:00 <fawks> And youre welcomr
42:00 <simba> i think thats the 1
42:00 <simba> him or pz
42:00 <Serenity> pz is in perth i think
42:00 <Maurice> JINX DOUBLE JINX PADLOCK ON A ROOFTOP or whatever the cool kids say
42:00 <Maurice> pz kisses boys
42:00 <Serenity> MOOSH TACO
42:00 <Maurice> Oh yay, a PM
42:00 <simba> i kiss buoys
43:00 <Serenity> he kissed fat luke
43:00 <Serenity> and then cried
43:00 <Maurice> Rofl
43:00 <Maurice> Confessed his love
43:00 <simba> lmao
43:00 <simba> what the fuck
43:00 <fawks> OK I was so wrong about oasis
43:00 <Maurice> I mean, I don't care if people are gay, but to pretend you're so hardcore then do that and cry
43:00 <Maurice> Well, lol
43:00 <fawks> Deffo not an everyone thing
44:00 <fawks> I'm thinking of oua
44:00 <dematerialised> perhaps he needed to come to terms
44:00 <fawks> Ushhzudjsisjs
44:00 <Serenity> hahaha
44:00 <Serenity> whoops
44:00 <fawks> Is fat Luke wrath
44:00 <Maurice> YES
44:00 <Serenity> yuh
44:00 <fawks> That guy was a giant
44:00 <Maurice> Aka riggs
44:00 <Serenity> wrath riggs
44:00 <fawks> uh
44:00 <fawks> Lol
44:00 <Serenity> like
44:00 <Maurice> He was a bit fat prick
44:00 <fawks> Gross
44:00 <Maurice> Eat like, 6 whoppers in one go
44:00 <fawks> Wow
44:00 <Maurice> Then wonder why hes so obese
44:00 <Serenity> 170 kilos worth of slimey pork
44:00 <fawks> Eep
44:00 <Maurice> And somehow, he managed to knock up 2 diff chicks
45:00 <Maurice> How his dick got close enough we'll never know
45:00 <Serenity> how could his dick even work
45:00 <Maurice> And that
45:00 <fawks> I'm not sure I wanna know
45:00 <[[x]]> alcohol
45:00 <dematerialised> ^
45:00 <Maurice> One kid hes never met
45:00 <dematerialised> alcohol seems to go a long way
45:00 <Maurice> 'its for the best'
45:00 <Serenity> doesnt alcohol make dicks NOT work tho
45:00 <Maurice> When I called him on it 'YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW! IT'S BETTER FOR THAT KID'
45:00 <Maurice> No more sick whiskey dick
46:00 <fawks> That's what I was gonna say but I think he means the chicks
46:00 <dematerialised> ^^
46:00 <fawks> That's how he got them to have Sex
46:00 <fawks> all The Sex
46:00 <Serenity> yeahhh but imagine what 170 kilos looks like
46:00 <[[x]]> i love the girls and the money and the shame of life . . ..
46:00 <Maurice> I'm sitting here curling my lip at the how repulsive it is
46:00 <[[x]]> lol
46:00 <Serenity> how does that winky get up
46:00 <Maurice> -the
46:00 <fawks> Maybe he strapped a dick to his stomach 
46:00 <fawks> Innovative.
47:00 <Maurice> Ewww
47:00 <Maurice> His stomach resting on their backs
47:00 <fawks> Lmao 
47:00 <fawks> Pls
47:00 <Serenity> imagine giving him head
47:00 <Serenity> would be like a heavy hat
47:00 <fawks> No thanks 
47:00 <fawks> LOL
47:00 <Maurice> Fuck I wish I had the fam guy gif that describes it
47:00 <Serenity> im going to wash this mud off
48:00 <Maurice> They're in the bath and Peter is just letting his belly go and its smashing Lois in the head
48:00 <Maurice> Repeatedly
48:00 <dematerialised> lmao
48:00 <Maurice> OH this http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmq7i0sjzX1qgpehgo1_500.gif
48:00 <dematerialised> lol
48:00 <Maurice> Rofl
48:00 <doctor> sexy
49:00 <Maurice> Everytime makes me lol
49:00 <dematerialised> my feet are fucking frozen
49:00 <dematerialised> fuck this icebox of a house
49:00 <fawks> Wear socks
49:00 <Maurice> Mine would be, but I have Batman slippers on
49:00 <dematerialised> i am lol
49:00 <dematerialised> 2 socks
49:00 <dematerialised> on each foot
49:00 <fawks> Wear morr
49:00 <Maurice> I went to the kids section at big w and gotthem
49:00 <Maurice> Plus space
50:00 <dematerialised> im really punishing myself
50:00 <dematerialised> i should just turn the heater on
50:00 <dematerialised> turn up for hwat
50:00 <fawks> AND WE'LL NEVER BE ROOOYALS
50:00 <fawks> Ew heater 
50:00 <dematerialised> heaters are as bad as aircons for power bills lol
50:00 <Maurice> IT DONT RUN IN OUR BLOOD
50:00 <fawks> Yeah that too but I just don't like heat 
51:00 <fawks> I like aircons in summer 
51:00 <Maurice> THIS KINDA LUX JUST AINT FOR US
51:00 <dematerialised> you'd love my place right now then haha
51:00 <fawks> :D
51:00 <Maurice> Do you wanna build a snowman?
51:00 <fawks> NO
51:00 <dematerialised> BoM reckons it's 11
51:00 <dematerialised> more like 1
51:00 <fawks> its finally out of my head
51:00 <Maurice> I need to pee, but every single time I get up, the kitten takes my spot on the couch
51:00 <fawks> Well not anymore 
51:00 <fawks> DAMN YOU
51:00 <Maurice> SUCKER
51:00 <dematerialised> do you wanna build a snoooowww maaaaaaaaaan
52:00 <fawks> I stared up at the sunnn
52:00 <Maurice> I was napping today and the ending popped into my head
52:00 <Maurice> Where she gets sad
52:00 <Maurice> Then I dreamt my parents dogs were murder brutally
52:00 <Maurice> Theres a link, I'm sure
52:00 <Maurice> Murdered*
52:00 <fawks> Thought of all the people places and things Ive loooved
52:00 <dematerialised> a link to your parents dogs being brutally murdered?
52:00 <dematerialised> that's a bit dark
53:00 <Maurice> Well
53:00 <fawks> If I lose myself tonight it'll be by your sideee
53:00 <fawks> I lose myself tooooniiiight oh hey heeey
53:00 <Maurice> It was their 2 mastiffs, plus foster ragdolls kitten, like 10 of them (which they don't have)
53:00 <Maurice> I managed to get to my machine gun and kill 3 dudes before they took it off me
53:00 <Maurice> Then I was in bali with handcuffs on
53:00 <Maurice> So go figure
53:00 <dematerialised> your dreams are far more exciting than mine
54:00 <Maurice> They're pretty fucked up
54:00 <Serenity> oh lol i just found a notice from loof earlier
54:00 <Serenity> sucking my asshole about what he said about ant
54:00 <dematerialised> mine are just about rooting my friends in strange places
54:00 <dematerialised> and eating
54:00 <Maurice> I once had a dream where someone tried to kill me, so I killed them then got on MSN and told the cops
54:00 <Maurice> LOL Serenity
54:00 <Serenity> then he followed me to the other server abusing me.. bipolar much
55:00 <Maurice> Do you wanna build a snowmannnnn, or ride our bikes around the halllllls
55:00 <dematerialised> not bipolar
55:00 <Maurice> He's fucking more than bipolar
55:00 <dematerialised> just a cunt
55:00 <dematerialised> and there's not cure for being a  cunt
55:00 <fawks> There's not cure
55:00 <Serenity> yeah i take that back
55:00 <Serenity> its an insult to people who have genuine problems
56:00 <dematerialised> yes
56:00 <dematerialised> some people just aren't capable of being good to other people
56:00 <dematerialised> tis a shame
57:00 <Serenity> my kid might be 'an ugly retard' but he wasnt on formula at 3 years old
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> sezz
57:00 <Maurice> He's not ugly or a retard
57:00 <Maurice> His kid just has fucked up parents
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> I sent it to someone
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> :D
57:00 <Maurice> What chanced does he have
57:00 <Serenity> cool mang
57:00 <Maurice> chanced..
57:00 <Maurice> Ffs
57:00 <Maurice> Chance*
57:00 <Serenity> lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> hope he likes it lol
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> i do owe him a novel hahahaha.
58:00 <dematerialised> i ate so much peppermint chocolate last night
58:00 <Serenity> omg
58:00 <dematerialised> my piss smelled minty in the morning
58:00 <Serenity> peppermint chocolate
58:00 <Maurice> Look PandasDontDrive, unless you're sharing it with all of us, shut up
58:00 <Maurice> Lol
58:00 <Maurice> Minty piss
59:00 <fawks> Sharing what
59:00 <Maurice> His poem thing he keeps telling Serenity about
59:00 <fawks> o
59:00 <dematerialised> i wrote  alove poem to someone from the itnernet once
59:00 <Serenity> i found some body lotion today
59:00 <dematerialised> they laughed then never spoke to me again
59:00 <Serenity> who wants to rub it on me
59:00 <dematerialised> </3
59:00 <Maurice> Ive started talking to.. the pictures on the wall.. hang in there joan
59:00 <PandasDontDrive> fine ill tell u Maurice
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> but nobody else
00:00 <fawks> Oh no
00:00 <fawks> What ever shall we do
00:00 <fawks> I am so devo 
00:00 <Maurice> Nobody else in this world will love you.. anymore than I do.. always here for you
00:00 <Maurice> Thats a Take That song
01:00 <Maurice> fawks, Serenity has said she will watch Frozen
01:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
01:00 <fawks> Yay
01:00 <Maurice> Be sure to quiz her to make sure she does
01:00 <fawks> Lmao
01:00 <fawks> Ive only seen it once
01:00 <dematerialised> i watched the lego movie earlier today
01:00 <fawks> You'll be better at the quiz 
01:00 <dematerialised> was good
01:00 <Maurice> I've seen it about 4 times
01:00 <Maurice> Seen lego 3 times
02:00 <Maurice> Coz everything is awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeee
02:00 <fawks> Haven't seen that
02:00 <dematerialised> well you should
02:00 <Maurice> Everything is cool when you're part of a teammmm
02:00 <dematerialised> because everything is awesome
02:00 <Serenity> i want to lay on my new carpet
02:00 <Maurice> [Everything Is AWESOME!!! -- The LEGO® Movie -- Tegan and Sara feat. The Lonely Island] - (2:44/128kbps(vbr))
02:00 <Serenity> naked
02:00 <dematerialised> i want to lay on your new carpet
02:00 <Maurice> I want to lay on you naked
02:00 <Serenity> :o
02:00 <dematerialised> :O
03:00 <dematerialised> in other news, i played some watch_dogs tonight
03:00 <dematerialised> it's shit
03:00 <Maurice> Lego movie 'HONEY, WHERE ARE MY PANTS'
03:00 <fawks> You know what I miss
03:00 <fawks> Dunkaroos
04:00 <Maurice> [David Guetta - Shot Me Down ft. Skylar Grey (Lyrics Video)] - (3:10/128kbps(vbr))
04:00 <robot> 3 point baskets?
04:00 <robot> oh
04:00 <simba> Sweet Tunes.
04:00 <fawks> lmao
04:00 <Maurice> They still have dunkeroos
04:00 <dematerialised> the king of the beats
04:00 <dematerialised> the scratch, the bass!
04:00 <Maurice> Bang bang
04:00 <fawks> Where?
04:00 <Maurice> He shot me down, bang bang
04:00 <Maurice> My IGA sells them
05:00 <dematerialised> were they those chocolate dip things we had in school?
05:00 <Maurice> I LOVED those teddy bears that had choc filling
05:00 <Maurice> Nom no
05:00 <Maurice> m
05:00 <dematerialised> i wonder if vegans eat chocolate
06:00 <dematerialised> i imagine they'd be very depressed people
06:00 <Maurice> Of course they don't
06:00 <Maurice> It's made from milk
06:00 <Serenity> dunkaroooo
06:00 <[[x]]> it would have to be that %90 cocoa stuff with no actual milk etc
06:00 <Serenity> dunkaroos used to have biscuits chocolate and nuts? or something
06:00 <[[x]]> you know... the one that tastes like shit
06:00 <Serenity> now its just biscuits and chocolate
06:00 <dematerialised> yeah it was the three things
06:00 <Maurice> Woah, I shut down VLC instead of my music player
07:00 <dematerialised> woah, man
07:00 <Serenity> http://i.imgur.com/3lLabca.jpg
07:00 <Serenity> homer sitting between paul and i
07:00 <Serenity> ....
07:00 <dematerialised> smart cat
07:00 <Maurice> Like my teeny tiny spoons, the cups have biscuit, choc and nuts
07:00 <dematerialised> he must be cold
07:00 <fawks> dammit woolies doesnt have em
07:00 <fawks> Jerks
07:00 <Serenity> oh yes tats my fucking pillow hes stolen
07:00 <Maurice> Gorgeous cat
07:00 <dematerialised> ^
08:00 <dematerialised> you two need to stop linking your cats
08:00 <dematerialised> keep making me want another
08:00 <Maurice> Sif
08:00 <Serenity> haha
08:00 <Maurice> The girl I got mine off told my mum that shes ugly
08:00 <Maurice> And she is, but thats not the point
09:00 <fawks> That your mum is ugly
09:00 <fawks> Or the cat
09:00 <Maurice> Lol
09:00 <Maurice> No, she told my mum my kitten is ugly
09:00 <dematerialised> i reckon Maurice's mum is hot
09:00 <fawks> Oh lol
09:00 <fawks> I was gonna say how rude
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> so Maurice I bothered for you.
09:00 <Maurice> Lol shes not, dematerialised
09:00 <fawks> I JUST WANTED A DAMN CAT
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> just saying.
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
09:00 <fawks> cos allll of meeeee loves all of yooou
09:00 <dematerialised> damn
09:00 <Maurice> I'll read it when I put my glasses on, PandasDontDrive
10:00 <dematerialised> although they say beauty is in the eye of the beerholder
10:00 <Maurice> Bugger, I'm holding a bourbon, not a beer
10:00 <dematerialised> i have no bourbon
10:00 <dematerialised> :(
10:00 <dematerialised> only rum
10:00 <fawks> Same
10:00 <dematerialised> which i dont like
10:00 <fawks> I only have poor people wine
10:00 <fawks> Moscato ftw
10:00 <dematerialised> my friend loves moscato
11:00 <dematerialised> every night she's talking about it lol
11:00 <fawks> Is your friend me
11:00 <fawks> Oh
11:00 <Maurice> My poor babes https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-h.ak/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/p417x417/923182_10151658454900844_1253679055_n.jpg
11:00 <dematerialised> there's a white wine that i like
11:00 <dematerialised> cant remmeber what it is
12:00 <dematerialised> margaret river wood something
12:00 <fawks> That's a cute pic
12:00 <Maurice> It is and he's now buried :/
12:00 <Maurice> This is the ugly cow https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/sphotos-h.ak/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/p417x417/10154352_10152441780655844_9143572475581765915_n.jpg
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <Maurice> She just a thrown together mess of colour
13:00 <Serenity> i have moscato in the zupboard
13:00 <Serenity> cupbard
13:00 <Serenity> kjbl;i
13:00 <Maurice> ZUPBOARD
14:00 <A> I've been awake fo over 24 hrs
14:00 <Maurice> We don't care
15:00 <simba> bend it like sven
15:00 <doctor> only 24?
15:00 <A> since like 7 pm-ish yesterday
15:00 <Serenity> thats not 24 hours
15:00 <A> not yesterday
15:00 <Maurice> I've been awake since 1pm, pity me
15:00 <A> the day b4
15:00 <Serenity> thats like 30 something
15:00 <simba> im awake
15:00 <doctor> hold out excessive, as long as you can
15:00 <Maurice> Don't encourage it, Serenity
15:00 <Serenity> i did nearly 40 once
15:00 <Serenity> was like 38 hours
16:00 <Serenity> i felt drunk
16:00 <doctor> youll begin to hear helicopters that arent there soon enough
16:00 <fawks> Oh is A excessive 
16:00 <Maurice> Oh great, Es has gone insane and is raping my chairs
16:00 <doctor> yep
16:00 <doctor> you can tell from how he talks
17:00 <Maurice> He talks like Pieter
17:00 <Maurice> mah yah
17:00 <[[x]]> meh sleep is for the week
17:00 <Serenity> i drove once after being awake for 28 hours that was bothersom
17:00 <Maurice> For which week
17:00 <Serenity> i like to sleep every week
17:00 <fawks> Ive fallen asleep whilst driving 
17:00 <Maurice> I like to sleep everyday
18:00 <doctor> i sleep a lot, as much as i can
18:00 <Serenity> i nearly did once on a trip back from pauls mums place
18:00 <fawks> I hit the curb
18:00 <fawks> And was like IM OK
18:00 <[[x]]> mon - fri - sleep - fri - sun - ð_ð
18:00 <Maurice> I got stoned at 18 and drove
18:00 <Maurice> I also hit the curb
18:00 <robot> did you crash fawks
18:00 <Maurice> I actually drove up it
18:00 <fawks> Nah I hit the curb and it woke me
18:00 <fawks> It was 6am coming home from a big night 
18:00 <Maurice> I just laughed
18:00 <fawks> I was buggered 
18:00 <Maurice> Hindsight
18:00 <Serenity> i always wondered how you could fall asleep driving before i got my license
19:00 <Serenity> but when its dark and youre exhausted on a straight boring road
19:00 <Serenity> you get awfully sleepy
19:00 <fawks> Yeah
19:00 <A> friend of mine once told me how he fell asleep drivin ........... "fck man ..... I woke up in a crash"
19:00 <robot> i almost did once but the passenger screamed at me, lol
19:00 <fawks> I was on a long ass road
19:00 <Maurice> I missed my nap one day last week, nearly fell asleep while ircing
19:00 <fawks> LOL I was alone 
19:00 <Maurice> I had to have a shower to wake up coz it was only about 7pm
19:00 <fawks> I literally hit the curb snapped out of it andbscreamed IM OK 
19:00 <fawks> ...to myseld
19:00 <fawks> Like a loon
19:00 <Serenity> i fell asleep with my phone in my hand last night Maurice
19:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <Maurice> LOL
20:00 <Maurice> I wondered why you didn't finish me off
20:00 <doctor> you're a loon now since you've told us
20:00 <Maurice> NOW I KNOW WHY
20:00 <Serenity> hahah
20:00 <Serenity> woke up and i was drooling on myself with my phone in my hand
20:00 <A> do u watch this in bed on ur phone?
20:00 <Maurice> I have a bday party tomorrow at 10am
20:00 <Maurice> Who the fuck plans a bday party at 10am on a saturday
21:00 <fawks> Stupid parents
21:00 <Maurice> Those with kids under 4, thats who
21:00 <Serenity> i dont watch irc on my phone in bed normally no
21:00 <robot> people with kids mo, i thought you knew this by now
21:00 <Serenity> i went to bed then came on again cuase i couldnt sleep
21:00 <robot> i mean we put out a memo did you not get it
21:00 <Maurice> I have kids
21:00 <Maurice> On weekends I get up at 11
21:00 <Maurice> Sometimes 12
21:00 <robot> awesome.
21:00 <Maurice> Monday just gone I got up at 11, Cam had taken the kids to school and bought me diamond earrings
22:00 <Serenity> ants birthday was at 9am on a sat morning in city west
22:00 <doctor> just in time for beer oclock
22:00 <A> I couldn't be fcked doin it on the phone
22:00 <Serenity> i bet all the parents were swearing at me
22:00 <Maurice> Thats shit, Serenity
22:00 <Maurice> I would have cursed you
22:00 <Serenity> A its like one button on a smart phone to open up irc.
22:00 <Maurice> Then I would have punched you
22:00 <Serenity> its really not a big task
22:00 <A> ye I know .......... but like the miniscure typing .........
23:00 <Serenity> his dad drove from bunbury that morning i took joy in knowing they had to get up early
23:00 <Maurice> Then I would have run far away
23:00 <fawks> I'm on me phone right now
23:00 <Serenity> its not that small
23:00 <Serenity> unless youre hagrid
23:00 <fawks> Lmao
23:00 <Maurice> Lol
23:00 <Maurice> I cant type fast enough on my phone
25:00 <Maurice> I said to a mum at school today 'how do you type so fast' and she goes 'Coz I have nothing else to do'
25:00 <A> well s'pose it'd be ok, but on mine via vnc, when u type, the keyboard comes up and over the text field n u can't see it unless u get rid of the kb n then if u wanna type more then bring the kb back up etc ............. too much hastle to do it on the phone fo me ........... though I do read it sometimes if I'm out waitin on an appointment or someshit
25:00 <Maurice> Hastle isn't a word
26:00 <Serenity> i log into my bouncer on my phone
26:00 <A> how isn't it?
26:00 <fawks> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2382494/Aevin-Dugas-Woman-world-s-biggest-natural-afro.html
26:00 <Serenity> thats why pieter accuses me of lying when i come on
26:00 <Serenity> and im out
26:00 <Maurice> Because hastle isn't a word? That's how.
26:00 <robot> brb
26:00 <Maurice> It
26:00 <Maurice> It's hassle
26:00 <fawks> hastle
26:00 <fawks> A house castle
26:00 <Maurice> LOL
27:00 <A> ah yes, my apologies
27:00 <Maurice> Fuck I hate morons
27:00 <A> I get some of the english mixed up at times
27:00 <fawks> Yeah my friend knows this guy who thought the plural of house was hice
27:00 <Maurice> Hastle isn't english at all
27:00 <fawks> Because mouse, mice 
27:00 <fawks> ..
27:00 <Maurice> Dice die
27:00 <A> ye I hate em too >_>
27:00 <fawks> Maurice have you started faking it yet 
28:00 <simba> lol at hice
28:00 <Serenity> LOL i just tagged fawks in a photo she liked
28:00 <fawks> The show not orgasms
28:00 <Serenity> cuase it didnt show up it was her that liked it
28:00 <Serenity> god damn it
28:00 <fawks> Hahahaha
29:00 <Maurice> Ive been faking it for years
29:00 <Maurice> Oh
29:00 <Maurice> Then no
29:00 <dematerialised> lol
29:00 <Maurice> THE KEYS
29:00 <Serenity> u wudnt faek it wif me bb
30:00 <fawks> I would if you spoke like thst
30:00 <fawks> That*
30:00 <robot> you wouldn't download a fake marriage.
30:00 <dematerialised> haah
30:00 <Serenity> cum on sekc
30:00 <Maurice> You wouldn;t steal a policemans hat
30:00 <fawks> Lmao
31:00 <Serenity> fuck that just made me remember the #lebanon channel
31:00 <Serenity> shit
31:00 <robot> i know someone who did
31:00 <robot> is there only one person in it Serenity?
31:00 <Serenity> no idea
32:00 <fawks> SEKC
32:00 <fawks> My tummy is grumbumbling 
32:00 <Maurice> Wow, kitten came out, looked and me, squeaked and fucked off
32:00 <Maurice> She can go eat a dick
33:00 <Maurice> and = at
34:00 <Bonny> nah give the dick to me.. it would be a waste for your kitten as she wouldn't be able to eat it all
34:00 <faux> wat
34:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
34:00 <faux> I clearly missed something 
34:00 <Serenity> looool
34:00 <Serenity> [12:33am] <@Maurice> Wow, kitten came out, looked and me, squeaked and fucked off
34:00 <Serenity> [12:33am] <@Maurice> She can go eat a dick
34:00 <Serenity> [12:34am] <Bonny> nah give the dick to me.. it would be a waste for your kitten as she wouldn't be able to eat it all
34:00 <faux> oh LOL
34:00 <faux> phew
35:00 <Bonny> :P
35:00 <robot> i uhh
35:00 <robot> just remembered i have to associate with other people 
35:00 <faux> lol
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> mmm pasta
35:00 <simba> Very unladylike.
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> kill me pasta coz i love you!
35:00 <Maurice> Don't make my kitten be a whore, you rude fucks
35:00 <Xerenity> no idea
36:00 <robot> well don't pimp out your kitten then
36:00 <Bonny> lol
36:00 <robot> your rude bastard
36:00 <robot> hey bonny
36:00 <Maurice> Shes full on purring at my elbow and being annoying
36:00 <Bonny> robot
36:00 <robot> you*
36:00 <Bastardly_One> she wants something
36:00 <Maurice> Minus the 4
36:00 <Maurice> And she wants a belting
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you were meant to follow with the squeak
37:00 <Serenity> im about to kick homer off the couch
37:00 <Serenity> hes making me hot
37:00 <[Maverick]> I can make you hot ;) 
37:00 <Maurice> LOL
37:00 <Serenity> preow
37:00 <Maurice> Esme is just fucking annoying
37:00 <Maurice> She keeps sucking my hoodie
38:00 <Maurice> It was cute the first 3 times, the 57th time is not cute
38:00 <Bonny> she just wants love and attention
38:00 <Maurice> Yeah, when it suits her
38:00 <Bonny> lol as per all cats
39:00 <Maurice> Don't dictate to me about kittens
39:00 <Bonny> I didn't dictate
39:00 <Bastardly_One> [02:39] -Saemon- fuck you old faggot bet you molest your nieces.
39:00 <Maurice> My last kitten got my entire attention and he's now dead
39:00 <Maurice> LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
39:00 <Serenity> what the fuck
39:00 <Bonny> he is a legless gay
40:00 <Maurice> Oh the legless
40:00 <simba> hes probably PMing a lot of people that stuff
41:00 <Bonny> yeah course no one would love him
41:00 <Bonny> I bought a new hang bag today.. I'm quite pleased with it
41:00 <Bonny> hand*
41:00 <faux> Hang bah
41:00 <Bonny> lol
42:00 <faux> Ga
42:00 <faux> Gsks
42:00 <Bastardly_One> give up
42:00 <faux> I failed just as bas
42:00 <faux> Bad
42:00 <Bonny> haha
42:00 <simba> failed @ bass
42:00 <Bonny> even bought a black pair of pants too
43:00 <Bonny> ahh kuniva is back eh?
43:00 <Maurice> Fuck, I have hiccups
43:00 <Bonny> hold your breath for as long as you can
43:00 <Bastardly_One> suffer
44:00 <Bastardly_One> or force a burp
44:00 <Bastardly_One> works for me
44:00 <Bonny> holding my breath works for me
44:00 <Bastardly_One> bull
44:00 <Bonny> no bull
44:00 <Bastardly_One> you're still here :P
44:00 <Bastardly_One> hasn't worked at all
45:00 <Bonny> I don't hold my breath to die
45:00 <Bastardly_One> gawd
45:00 <Serenity> you cant die from holding your own breath
45:00 <Maurice> Bonny, Im not ready to die
45:00 <Bonny> not telling you to
45:00 <Bastardly_One> Saemon keeps sending me notices
45:00 <Maurice> Shut up
45:00 <Maurice> I am willing to try
45:00 <Bonny> who are you telling to shutup?
46:00 <Maurice> Serenity
46:00 <Bonny> oh
46:00 <Bonny> ok
46:00 <Bonny> she died instead lol
46:00 <Bonny> oh that was the imposter
46:00 <Serenity> well that sure was an interesting nick
46:00 <Bonny> oops
46:00 <Bonny> lol
47:00 <simba> i think that might b pollock Serenity
47:00 <Bonny> did they pm you?
47:00 <Serenity> its not pollock and no bon
47:00 <Bonny> is johninja banned from this channel?
47:00 <Serenity> wb jerome
47:00 <simba> how do u no
47:00 <Serenity> I think so bonny
47:00 <Bastardly_One> how do you?
47:00 <Bonny> yeah he has been hanging in my channel under a different nick etc
48:00 <Serenity> because I do
48:00 <killmemories> whos pollock?
48:00 <simba> oh ok good explanation (not joke)
48:00 <Serenity> hi jerome
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> macaroni i love u
50:00 <simba> and stay out
50:00 <simba> wb
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty
50:00 <Bonny> wb PandasDontDrive
50:00 <simba> http://youtu.be/v2QlyR1ua-s
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scuba - Aesaunic - HF024 (Oct 30, 2009) 7:18 - Category: Music - 10,399 views - 64 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty! 
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> fk me this rip of hangover 3, everyone is so thin and stretched out
50:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it's shit.
51:00 <simba> why would u dl that
51:00 <killmemories> can i invite john bowen?
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> had it for ages
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> have a shit load of movies
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> i regret putting this on usb
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> my 360 thinks its gay now.
52:00 <simba> SCUBA
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> my ps3 that i sold just sent my 360 a text asking it if it's had the scrape yet, that's how bad this movie is.
53:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;D
53:00 <Bonny> hmmm talking machines
53:00 <A> hmmmm fck this
54:00 <Bonny> night A
54:00 <A> I'mnah give it a break
54:00 <A> oh I'm not goin ne where yet
54:00 <Bonny> so when do you intend to take your break?
54:00 <A> I've been fckin with my machines fo like 4 days or so now
54:00 <Bonny> uhuh
54:00 <A> n nites*
55:00 <A> been awake fo over 30 hrs now
55:00 <A> fckin with the machines
55:00 <simba> u might become a machine
55:00 <A> I have 90 erupters showin in device manager, but the miner only sees 72 ......... well it sees em all, but can't activate em all
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> "He fucked me in the ass!" "He does that from time to time." "Not literally."
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> hehe
56:00 <A> I'm usin 3 5port PCI cards
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> SIMBA IS A GOLDEN GOD!
56:00 <A> for the 10 hubs
56:00 <PandasDontDrive> Apparently Picard is in melbourne installing air conditioners.
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> or what ever lame job it is where he installs shit, like some lame faggot.
57:00 <A> though they all have 1 usb port on the board, which ends up bein inside the machine
57:00 <A> so I didn't want to feed cables out the back of the machine hangin from the inside
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> Like a lame lion, or old goat, summer and winter.
57:00 <PandasDontDrive> bam!
57:00 <A> so that's y the 3 cards
57:00 <A> with not usin the 5-th onboard usb port
58:00 <A> but it looks like I gottah do so
58:00 <simba> A
58:00 <simba> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
58:00 <A> cause it fcks with the addressing of the com ports
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> who the fuck are you #omg #dear A #SMD #don'twritebackfgt
58:00 <A> hence y shit is not goin like I'd want to
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> hastag simba is secretly Beyonce.
58:00 <PandasDontDrive> Hastag!
59:00 <Bonny> what's with the change of nick, excessive?
00:00 <A> ummm, noffin
00:00 <Bonny> k
00:00 <A> jus somethin diff
00:00 <Bonny> thought you might have been hiding from someone lol
00:00 <A> nah
00:00 <dematerialised> evading
00:00 <A> this nick isn't even regd
01:00 <A> I'm not banned anywhere man
01:00 <Bonny> if it's not regged. how did you join this channel?
01:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/996914_10151825889791970_353508297_n.jpg
01:00 <Bonny> yuk
02:00 <A> I jus put it inbetween timers with the /id /j etc in the perform
02:00 <A> I id as Excessive
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> shut up
02:00 <A> then i have a /nick A
02:00 <A> after id
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> you are ruining my weird feeling
02:00 <Bonny> this channel doesn't allowed users with non registered nicks to join
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> touch me bonnies
02:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive http://cdn4.nwgimg.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/makeup-fail-03.jpg
02:00 <Serenity> you dont need to ID
02:00 <PandasDontDrive> on the top of my head.
02:00 <Serenity> you can identify and then change your nick
02:00 <Serenity> you're still id as the old nicl
02:00 <Bonny> k
02:00 <Serenity> nick
03:00 <Maurice> Why are you awake
03:00 <Maurice> Is it the same reason I am
03:00 <Serenity> why are you awake
03:00 <Maurice> Lol snap
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Maurice> My bitch is being stupid
03:00 <Maurice> I can't go to bed and leave her to it
04:00 <Serenity> ill be gone soon
04:00 <Serenity> i feel sick
05:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
05:00 <BlackDevil> where is your mate kelevera
06:00 <A> ah btw Bonny, I got an email yesterday from mtgox confirming my acct of 258 bux with em ........... but they haven't confirmed as to how/when they would pay it
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> mm ginger beer
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> your nick confuses me
07:00 <A> it's a bankruptcy kindah letter/aknowledgement
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's like the beginning of the title to some stupid childrens book
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> A Cow and His Donkey go to Town I FUCKING HATE UR NICK!
07:00 <simba> how is the letter A confusing
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> ok simba Chow doing johnny cash cover of NIN hurt, funny as
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> mai empar of dert
09:00 <simba> u
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> ilu too
10:00 <killmemories> simba did a dog
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont be mean
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> Picard is gone, let's celebrate
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> by being nice
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> and a little mean.
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> like little asian penis.
10:00 <simba> <PandasDontDrive> Picard
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> inside caucasian porn star
10:00 <A> lol @ this dude usin the nick Xerenity
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> <Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you<Mew> how good is waking up with cock in you
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahaha still good
11:00 <simba> mm yes hilarious
11:00 <faux> Hueheuheuehe
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'd like to wake up feeling that fulfilled.
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahaha
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> wouldn't u simba?
12:00 <Mew> i wasnt joking
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> werd
12:00 <simba> a
12:00 <Mew> fukken a
12:00 <simba> glib glob
12:00 <A> s
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Night-Blob
12:00 <A> fukken M
12:00 <Maurice> Waking up with cock is a lovely
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> [02:20] -Saemon- hey fuck you faggot
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> -
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> [02:42] -Saemon- hey fuck you faggot
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahahahaha
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> HAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA legless.
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> [02:43] -Saemon- your dad was a fucken cocksucking cunt
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> [02:43] -Saemon- i will fucken smash you
13:00 <simba> Hahaha. Profanities. 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmfao
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> "What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?" "They're angry, all I feed them is cocaine. And chicken. Hahaha!"
14:00 <Bonny> he is the legless faggot
14:00 <Bastardly_One> your turn now
14:00 <Mew> id be happy with that diet
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao mew
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> no shit
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> chicken baked in cocaine <3
15:00 <Mew> a waiter to crack cocaine onto my chicken
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahaha!!
15:00 <Maurice> Jesus
15:00 <simba> lol.
15:00 <Maurice> I just want my waiter to deliver my food
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> 2014 Butler hire service "Do you crack cocaine?"
15:00 <Maurice> Nevermind this extra shit
15:00 <Maurice> Junkies
15:00 <Mew> "more.... more.. more
16:00 <Mew> "
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> I want mine to give me a handy j after serving me
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> *servicing me
16:00 <A> talkin abt j's
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Am I talking about prostitutes? *gives up*
16:00 <A> I mite roll up
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> nice
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Ted blew my mind yesterday morning.
17:00 <A> I have an idea
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> I want a Ted now
18:00 <A> I mite sprout a couple of seeds n graft the root stock with some cherry matoes
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I have light grey dark grey medium grey." "What?" "My bad, I'm colourblind!"
18:00 <A> n then grow dope matoes
18:00 <A> lmfao
18:00 <simba> Hahahahaahahahahahahaha.
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
18:00 <simba> Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
18:00 <Mew> http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=n7TLTjqUyog
18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Collective Soul - The World I Know (Video) (Oct 26, 2009) 4:15 - Category: Music - 3,312,480 views - 16,030 likes (99.2%), 124 dislikes (0.8%)
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> "Which one is red?" "The one in your left hand!" "Sorry I'm also dislexic"
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahahahaha
19:00 <simba> Hahahahaahahahahahahaha.
19:00 <faux> lol.
20:00 <Mew> Halalalalalalalalalalal.
21:00 <Maurice> I was gonna say 'notice how its only dudes right now?' but Mew and faux and me are here
21:00 <simba> bring me a higher love
21:00 <Maurice> So strike that
21:00 <simba> u guys are alright
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> reckon Edge of Tomorrow will be good
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> Halal!
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> I think it's just a great chance for Tom Cruise to do nothing great as usual for two hours.
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> "I wake up and die every day. And wake up and die again, every, single day!"
23:00 <simba> yibbidie yibbida folks
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> you know, porky pig was the first character in their cartoons.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> tid bit of stupid information.
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> tit bit?
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> tit
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> MEW TIT!!
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> simba, im going to marry this chick https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/10295433_743356789054294_3078939191874039729_o.jpg
26:00 <Maurice> Oh dear, Mod Fam is broken
26:00 <[[x]]> just a modern groundhog day
26:00 <faux> LOL
27:00 <faux>  Catching on new girl Maurice 
27:00 <faux> NILH nurse I'd like to hug
27:00 <faux> Rofl
27:00 <Maurice> New Girl is great
27:00 <Maurice> Want to do Nick
27:00 <faux> I wanna do jess
27:00 <Maurice> Her too
27:00 <Maurice> Even Wintson
28:00 <faux> Wintson
28:00 <faux> idk nick is one of those dudes that looks good sometimes 
28:00 <faux> But meh othere
28:00 <faux> Others
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> like seinfeld
28:00 <Maurice> PLUS SPELLING
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> with the chick that looks horrible in the dark
28:00 <faux> Ew seinfelf
28:00 <faux> D
28:00 <faux> Boring 
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol!!!
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> i agree with that
29:00 <Mew> Ernie Dingo: Oiiiiii, heres this good place ere called the Kimberley, heaps good place for a holiday you cunts... 
29:00 <Mew> Guy: Mr Dingo your rolling into my driveway and onto my bins. 
29:00 <Mew> Ernie Dingo: fuck that ya gin, where's your little shithead of a son, what'd he say about me?!? 
29:00 <Mew> Guy: He said you're being rude and that you're clearly Ernie-Dingo-drunk... 
29:00 <Mew> Ernie: Get him here i'll smack him up...
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
29:00 <Mew> lmfao
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahahahaaha
29:00 <Maurice> Nick is a 5 o'clock shadow dude
30:00 <Maurice> Coach, however, he is spitting image of his dad
30:00 <faux> People call you markety
30:00 <Maurice> Its scary
30:00 <faux> ..not yet
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> "You don't get it Stu. I have over sixty apps on that phone, do you know how many man hours it would take to redownload those apps!"
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> ahahaha
30:00 <simba> my online de niro impression - *shrugs*
30:00 <Maurice> They are twinsies
31:00 <faux> Zooey deschanel is so beautiful 
31:00 <faux> Neudjddbdnkdbd d
31:00 <Maurice> Shes gorg
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol simba
32:00 <Maurice> The pic of her no makeup is awes
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love zooey
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> but not in new girl
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i wont put the show down.
32:00 <Maurice> Nick for the win
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Woman, you have no idea, you're beautiful.
34:00 <faux> Nick has a weird nose
35:00 <faux> The young cece looks exactly like her 
37:00 <simba> u
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> i was just outside
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and this moth flew onto my crotch
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> technically a moth has blown me
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> disgusting
42:00 <PandasDontDrive> and freaky cool
45:00 <simba> moth cum
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will miss you while im sleeping
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> <3
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> you mothplete me
54:00 <Bastardly_One> think I'll call it a morning soon
55:00 <UnknownPresense> You & I both knows we are not gonna make it
56:00 <UnknownPresense> help me go to england i wanna die there
56:00 <simba> looooooool
57:00 <simba> why does it matter where you die
57:00 <simba> do u even have anyone to bury u....
57:00 <UnknownPresense> a vision i must follow
57:00 <UnknownPresense> yes prince williams and harry
59:00 <UnknownPresense> most asians character here are like jamie gao
59:00 <UnknownPresense> thinks world at their feet
00:00 <Bastardly_One> 4am eh?
00:00 <UnknownPresense> roger rogersons should be awarded with a medel
00:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno how I'll go but I'm calling it a morning 
00:00 <UnknownPresense> hug a pillow mate 
01:00 <faux> 4am Hey
01:00 <faux> Heeey
01:00 <simba> Yeah, might call it a morning soon.
01:00 <faux> Ah Yes
01:00 <simba> Which means you all might as well too.
01:00 <faux> alright.
02:00 <simba> Because I, Bastardly_One, have finished chatting.
02:00 <simba> And there is to be no more chatter while I, Bastardly_One...
02:00 <simba> Sleep.
02:00 <faux> NEW COMPARED TO WHO
02:00 <faux> THE MOON
02:00 <faux> HA HA
02:00 <simba> oops accidenally closed 8 tabs
03:00 <faux> Bummer.
03:00 <simba> bum her
05:00 <UnknownPresense> yeah can't be bothered
06:00 <beehhh> things has changed people i had trusted had betray me
06:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/4384a2020625f5c7257708d77070dc5b/tumblr_n10alzNOKC1qlsl97o1_500.jpg
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> sif be sleeing
09:00 <omfgbbqhax> sleeping
11:00 <beehhh> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MJj2A1Kx20
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pharrell Williams - Happy (official lyrics) (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - 4,916,608 views - 16,048 likes (95.8%), 696 dislikes (4.2%)
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> wtf
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> why does my net do this
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> slowed down to 23kbs
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking shit
14:00 <beehhh> your bills overdue
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> nope
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am in credit
14:00 <robot> back
14:00 <beehhh> other bills i mean plus the parking fines now linked with your internet speed
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> they hink its the line itself
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i am not aying to get a technician in
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> as they are doing the nbn in my street atm so the old line will go
16:00 <beehhh> dont jump to a conclusion too soon
16:00 <beehhh> last time your rush costing me my life
16:00 <Saemon> hola
17:00 <beehhh> rona
17:00 <beehhh> newfoundland is my only hope i'd make it them american send rockets to the moon
26:00 <UnknownPresense> simba
30:00 <simba> ya
31:00 <simba> norell is my king
32:00 <Saemon> hey simba
32:00 <Saemon> sup bro
41:00 <UnknownPresense> expensive aint always better
50:00 <omfgbbqhax> soooooooooooooooooooooo
51:00 <simba> so omfgbbqhax are you a girl because after seeing you listen to amity i sure hope so
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> ha
51:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah i am male just loaded the ex's playlist
52:00 <simba> haha
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> its sad when u dont have any music u like on your own laptop
52:00 <simba> was she an _EMO_SLUT_
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah
52:00 <omfgbbqhax> just a horny slut
53:00 <simba> sluts rule!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> but then came a baby
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> then the slutiness stopped
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> so i left
54:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
56:00 <simba> lol
56:00 <simba> ur baby..?
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> i want to read the paper and have a coffee
57:00 <simba> im doing 1 of them
58:00 <omfgbbqhax> but the cunt hasnt delivered it yet
02:00 <omfgbbqhax> work in a few hours
02:00 <Saemon> wat do u do
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> builder and i work at mitre10
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> bonny
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> hai
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> oh
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> she left
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> ok i am getting out of bed
11:00 <WhErEsYoHeAdAt> not getin thru to anyone so id think to try here
11:00 <WhErEsYoHeAdAt> anyone here
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
12:00 <WhErEsYoHeAdAt> clearly u are here
12:00 <WhErEsYoHeAdAt> so whats with the blatent bullshit
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> no i am getting out of bed ad going for coffee so i wont be here soon
12:00 <WhErEsYoHeAdAt> u goin to shop
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> no
13:00 <WhErEsYoHeAdAt> so u be back in 15 mins
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> no i have to shower and go to work
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> i might be back in 10 hours
13:00 <WhErEsYoHeAdAt> ah the job
13:00 <WhErEsYoHeAdAt> getin one of those
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> they are over rated
13:00 <omfgbbqhax> anyway
14:00 <WhErEsYoHeAdAt> u wont talk me outta it
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> bai
20:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <Student> nice peace on these hours
02:00 <marklar> L
02:00 <Lumeah> m
06:00 <Student> :)
06:00 <Student> Lumeah is still "lighting up" the place
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
10:00 <Lumeah> Morning omfgbbqhax
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> morning
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> need to shower soon
10:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking work
10:00 <Lumeah> aww sucky
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> but i have sunday and monday off
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> so not all bad
11:00 <Lumeah> yeah
11:00 <Lumeah> good good
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> 8 hours today
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> just looking at works website
12:00 <Lumeah> yeah? what for?
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> see if there are any better jobs
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
14:00 <Lumeah> lol
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> i work in the timberyard
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> its a dead end job
14:00 <Lumeah> Try Bunnings :P
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> nah fuck that
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> my work is great because they work around me and miley
14:00 <Lumeah> exactaly
14:00 <omfgbbqhax> just want more money
15:00 <Lumeah> your just bored
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> have a new boss now
15:00 <Lumeah> oh
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> so he said he is going to come talk to me next week
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have been there for 4 years
15:00 <Lumeah> that good or bad?
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> good
15:00 <Lumeah> good
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> because he didnt know i am a qualified builder
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> so hopefully i get to do shit at work and get paid more
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> because they are asking for a handyman to fix shit at work and i told him i would do it
16:00 <Lumeah> well i hope so
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> so yeah just have to discuss money
16:00 <Lumeah> ohh good!
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am only on retail
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> which is fuck all an hour
16:00 <Lumeah> yeah i know
16:00 <omfgbbqhax> and i usually work 6 days a week
17:00 <Lumeah> well good luck with it
17:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah
18:00 <omfgbbqhax> 10 more mins in bed
18:00 <Lumeah> best 10 mins allday
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> no its gay
19:00 <omfgbbqhax> knowing i have to get up
24:00 <omfgbbqhax> 5 more mins
26:00 <Student> tick , tick 
27:00 <Student> lot of interesting bans in the ban list , wow 
28:00 <Student> hard times for the people
28:00 <Lumeah> sure it's as long as my arm
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> why is jon and loof banned?
28:00 <Student> you have an arm? burp
28:00 <Lumeah> lol
28:00 <omfgbbqhax> i miss alot of things when i dont come on for a week
28:00 <Lumeah> yeah
29:00 <Student> well johninja might be banned for becoming father :P
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> lol
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> he was made ionto that role
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> it happened to me
29:00 <omfgbbqhax> but then i also had my own
29:00 <Lumeah> Rof! hmm
29:00 <Lumeah> gets longer everyday
30:00 <gremlinz> thats what she said
30:00 <Student> what gets longer every day ? and what happened to that 10minuts theory?
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> its time to go now
30:00 <omfgbbqhax> bye
30:00 <Lumeah> the ban list
30:00 <Lumeah> bye
31:00 <Student> well you must know why the list is getting long :)
31:00 <Student> if you do not, well try and understand topic 
33:00 <Student>  The new channel melbourne order :) 
35:00 <Student> strange
44:00 <lumeah2> What is
12:00 <Fez> Hi nikky
12:00 <Nikky`> Hey Fez
12:00 <Fez> Hows you?
12:00 <Nikky`> I'm good, you?
13:00 <Fez> Not bad thanx
15:00 <Nikky`> Cool
13:00 <Fez> 2 lumeahs. Fark
14:00 <lumeah2> Muahahaha !
14:00 <Lumeah> Aaahahahaha. :p. 
15:00 <lumeah2> Thanks fez i know ya luv me ! :P
43:00 <beehhh> Alot of female fraudster are in victoria, e.g my x wife scamming my wealth on her newfound then boyfriend.
44:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V0xQkk9kbc
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Atomic Kitten - Whole Again (Feb 28, 2009) 3:09 - Category: Music - 1,997,745 views - 5,142 likes (96.2%), 203 dislikes (3.8%)
46:00 <beehhh> jag the indian truckie got hit by a hit n run car
46:00 <koalabeer> you can lick my hole again
47:00 <beehhh> enough with silly excuses this time come up with some real solution mate
50:00 <beehhh> soon there would be no fuel which is a good sign
50:00 <beehhh> run it on the piss cobbar
51:00 <beehhh> elctricity price is about to soar again across the states
53:00 <beehhh> just add solar on roof n a use wind turbine
53:00 <bruce> Sup
54:00 <beehhh> 'see ya in jail' guy got sentenced for 30 non-parole years for killing his step daughter
54:00 <bruce> Yeah
54:00 <bruce> Pityful sentence 
54:00 <beehhh> straya should have death sentence for hinuor crime like these
54:00 <beehhh> hineous
54:00 <bruce> Exactly beehhh 
54:00 <bruce> You wouldn't last a minute here with those laws 
55:00 <beehhh> last time got lucky lasted upto 11 years
55:00 <beehhh> then got deported
55:00 <bruce> Lol 
56:00 <faux> Rofl
56:00 <beehhh> im going to england then to canada
56:00 <bruce> I'm going to central coast? Lolol
57:00 <crash> hey cYbR
57:00 <beehhh> you guys will hurt me again and i know that very well
57:00 <cYbR> hai crash
57:00 <cYbR> sup
57:00 <beehhh> not worth wasting my parents assest to take silly risk
57:00 <crash> sfa, do anymore on your book yet ?
57:00 <beehhh> I still love them always will
57:00 <cYbR> yeah heaps
58:00 <crash> sweet, will have to send it over when you get a chance
00:00 <beehhh> gotta admit had some weaknesses n threats on my trial
00:00 <beehhh> you only can from learn from ya mistake
01:00 <bruce> Hey Mew 
01:00 <crash> winter tommorrow
01:00 <beehhh> should've known that it suppose to hurt
02:00 <beehhh> breaking news abbott gets run over by palmer's rolce royace this morn on the way to parliament
04:00 <beehhh> Mr palmer later denies of any wrong doing
04:00 <beehhh> supported my mr shock shorten
04:00 <crash> hey PandasDontDrive
05:00 <Mew> hey mandyyyyy
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey bro
07:00 <beehhh> Mew trys to scam me heart with her fridge love story
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> i remember something from last night i chose to forget at the time
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> beagle rang my home phone and harassed the shit out of me LOL 
07:00 <PandasDontDrive> pissed off his face.
08:00 <beehhh> chap is a good fella
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol he is a wanker
08:00 <beehhh> gets toxicated occassionally thou
08:00 <PandasDontDrive> he was going off at his brother aswell
09:00 <beehhh> 4Mew1 trys to scam me heart with her 'fridge love' story?
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> she wants you bad, you're such a catch
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> *rolls eyes*
09:00 <beehhh> meow
09:00 <bruce> Pandas
09:00 <bruce> Pandaaaaas
09:00 <PandasDontDrive> where
10:00 <bruce> Listen
11:00 <Mew> the fresh dong hasnt arrived yet so theres no fridge love yet beehhh
12:00 <beehhh> http://cdn.campaignbrief.com/assets_c/2013/01/Screen%20shot%202013-01-21%20at%2012.56.53%20PM-thumb-400x223-96690.jpg
12:00 <MrMark> arvo
13:00 <beehhh> aloha
13:00 <beehhh> soccaroos might win a game or two never know
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah man, somebody might kick a ball aye
14:00 <Lumeah> Hi pandys
15:00 <MrMark> they went there for a fight and a soccer match broke out.......
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey lumes
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> r u gonna watch gravity today?
16:00 <Lumeah> Yups
16:00 <Lumeah> Very happy with it. 
17:00 <Lumeah> Might need more data. Maybe someone can get me some for free perhaps. 
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> true
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet, so its a good rip?
17:00 <Lumeah> Not waiting on m that tho
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
17:00 <Lumeah> Yeah seams to be. Only watched few mins
18:00 <PandasDontDrive> sweet as
22:00 <Lumeah> Yups
22:00 <bruce> I'm bored
22:00 <Lumeah> Awws
22:00 <bruce> Shoulda brang my uni shit with me
24:00 <Lumeah> Where are ya 
24:00 <Lumeah> What ya study? 
24:00 <faux> Cum
24:00 <bruce> At an etiquette workshop for the spawn
25:00 <bruce> Scuze me faux
25:00 <Lumeah> Lol spawn. 
25:00 <Lumeah> He can't hes woth his spawn
25:00 <Mew> ill get you some data for free Lumeah
26:00 <Lumeah> Etiquette huh...?  
26:00 <Lumeah> Yeah? 
26:00 <Lumeah> Hows that gonna happen? 
26:00 <bruce> Yeh 
26:00 <Mew> each sperm has 37.5 MB of dna data
26:00 <Mew> so get chugging
26:00 <Lumeah> Lol yup
27:00 <Lumeah> Ahhy!  That message was above your last comment. :p
27:00 <Lumeah> Thanks :p
28:00 <Lumeah> Is that how you get your data mew? 
28:00 <Mew> every day
28:00 <Mew> i got 60gb early this morning
28:00 <Lumeah> Keeps ya pores clean. 
29:00 <beehhh> only the robot talking
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Cum
29:00 <Mew> its also good for irritated eyes
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> robots that have sex
29:00 <beehhh> http://www.bestadsontv.com/ad/49927/Domain-Greg-and-Dexter
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'll swap you 60gb for a bucket of ants
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> might take me a while to fill the bucket but they are grade A ants!
30:00 <beehhh> shoulda swap for a gram or two
31:00 <Lumeah> Lol  irrigation on the eye mew?  Probably from this mornings effort. 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> no you foreign fuck
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is why you were kicked out
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE VALUE OF A DENSE BUCKET OF ANTS
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> i love that "red neck yappie ape!" lmao
32:00 <PandasDontDrive> ^5
33:00 <beehhh> say it to someone as a trial
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> to Saemon
34:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
37:00 <beehhh> Saemon : you red neck yappie ape
38:00 <beehhh> i mean try say it to someone on a train station or a bus stop
43:00 <Q{> i have eaten ants nests before
44:00 <Q{> the ants fold tree leaves and stick them together to make a ball shape nest
45:00 <Q{> the ball of leaves filled with ants and some fluid
45:00 <Q{> i open the leaf ball
45:00 <Q{> take a mouthful of lil ants
46:00 <Q{> lil red ants
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> Saemon you greasy red neck yappie fucking APE!
46:00 <Mew> ooooooooooookay.
46:00 <Q{> i could feel it skeletical crushed in my mouth
46:00 <Q{> it is quite nice
47:00 <Q{> every source
47:00 <Q{> every sour*
47:00 <Q{> but sweet too
47:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3FEdmX8f2I
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: EAT ANTS PART 2 Beautiful Girl Eats Live Ants by the Mouthful (Dec 2, 2010) 7:02 - Category: Entertainment - 47,773 views - 90 likes (70.9%), 37 dislikes (29.1%)
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> "What the fuck is wrong with those chickens?!" 
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> "They're angry, all I feed them is cocaine. And chicken! Hahaha!"
49:00 <Q{> u can eat them alive
49:00 <Q{> they bite u
49:00 <Q{> teasing my taste buds
50:00 <beehhh> yeah nice one
50:00 <beehhh> <PandasDontDrive> Saemon you greasy red neck yappie fucking APE!
50:00 <beehhh> rofl
50:00 <Q{> feel it moves on ur tongue to take another bite
52:00 <beehhh> http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t253/joffmiester/ATT00624.jpg
52:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcfEKLfkdxM
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "Wild Girl" Becky Lerner eats ant eggs (May 27, 2009) 0:35 - Category: Education - 5,966 views - 10 likes (62.5%), 6 dislikes (37.5%)
53:00 <Q{> so PandasDontDrive 
53:00 <beehhh> http://chaturbate.com/nicegirl1979/
53:00 <Q{> got bucket of ants pic?
54:00 <Q{> got bucket of ants eggs pic?
57:00 <Q{> http://fishbio.com/wp-content/uploads/ant-eggs.jpg
58:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4GaoDKDXVM
58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Honey Ants- A nice sweaty treat! (Date not found) 1:54 - Category: Pets &amp; Animals - 17,348 views - 37 likes (82.2%), 8 dislikes (17.8%)
59:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4GaoDKDXVM
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Honey Ants- A nice sweaty treat! (Date not found) 1:54 - Category: Pets &amp; Animals - 17,348 views - 37 likes (82.2%), 8 dislikes (17.8%)
01:00 <doctor> good weather today
01:00 <doctor> wb Q{
01:00 <beehhh> not in darwin
03:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZSqx0PJ8XU
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mass of ants behaving as a fluid (Oct 26, 2010) 2:26 - Category: Science &amp; Technology - 1,529,978 views - 4,377 likes (93%), 329 dislikes (7%)
03:00 <Q{> oh hai doctor 
03:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol beehhh
03:00 <Q{> i got beehhh on ignore
04:00 <beehhh> PandasDontDrive tell Q{ you greasy red neck yappie fucking APE!
04:00 <Q{> whats going on doctor 
05:00 <Q{> whats happening everyone
06:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8n0SkIGARuo
06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Planet Ant - Life Inside The Colony - BBC (Date not found) 0 - Category: Pets &amp; Animals - 1,230,919 views - 8,097 likes (96.8%), 269 dislikes (3.2%)
06:00 <PandasDontDrive> Q{: you greasy red neck yappie fucking APE!!!!!!!!!!!!
07:00 <beehhh> rofl panda
07:00 <doctor> i'm wondering what i should be doing today, so naturally i end up here
08:00 <Q{> go ants
08:00 <beehhh> saturday is the crazy day of the week safe at home i reckon
08:00 <Q{> ants solve worlds problems
08:00 <Q{> ants war on humanity
09:00 <Q{> ants gold is conquest of humanities
09:00 <beehhh> im going to town watch the godzilla or something
10:00 <beehhh> edge of tomorrow will make you go crazy
10:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
11:00 <doctor> humans should be more like ants
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> we are
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> apparently somewhat alike
11:00 <beehhh> humans are more like gekko
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> when it comes to that system
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> but, we need to be MORE LIKE THE ANT!
11:00 <doctor> they think too much. an ants purpose is to work for the hive, it doesn't care for the constant strive for betterment and happiness
11:00 <PandasDontDrive> All Hail and Praise The Almighty Magpie
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> amen
12:00 <beehhh> grasp everything and gobbles everything from other species being end of the food chain
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> amen!
12:00 <doctor> Amen!
12:00 <doctor> Hallelujah!
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Australia has the most variety of ants
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> and density of population
12:00 <doctor> people too
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> This Is Ant Country coming to a cinema near you
13:00 <beehhh> you guys gotta see them ants in qld, i kid you not they are scary
13:00 <beehhh> especially in brisbane outter suburbs
13:00 <doctor> yeah theyre good anting
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> As long as we dont end up with 'crazy ants'
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> those fuckers would destroy the country
13:00 <doctor> crazy aunty ant
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm, food for thought ;)
14:00 <beehhh> campbell newman got chased by ants while palmer having a meal or two
15:00 <doctor> palmer had his ants eat newman, which he in turn ate
15:00 <beehhh> as soon as you hit the sunshine coast the road starts to get narrower
15:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKbj3ZDmvdU
15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lord of the Ants (Mar 17, 2009) 52:53 - Category: Shows - 1,357,837 views - 6,752 likes (95.5%), 315 dislikes (4.5%)
15:00 <beehhh> catch ya folks later
16:00 <doctor> them some good ants
17:00 <Q{> he will use the ants to rule the world
17:00 <doctor> i wish him much success
18:00 <Q{> he could order them to eat u alive doctor
20:00 <doctor> he could, but I doubt he would
20:00 <doctor> he'd need an ant whisperer such as myself to motivate the ants
21:00 <Q{> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAggi3eqYhg
21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Jumping Jack Ants vs. Huntsman Spider | Monster Bug Wars (May 13, 2011) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 1,541,244 views - 4,812 likes (93.3%), 346 dislikes (6.7%)
22:00 <Mew> when ben lived in NT they got green ants a lot so he would put a cap full of red UDL on the ground and they'd march to it single file and on the way out they would turn red like the UDL and stagger off in all diff directions
22:00 <Mew> TLDR; drunk ants
23:00 <Serenity> have yo seen the photo of the dude who fed coloured dye to the ants
23:00 <Serenity> from sugar water or something
23:00 <Serenity> very cute
28:00 <Mew> haha really? i didnt even know they were translucent til ben told me about the UDL thing 
29:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzRMNVeIa7M
29:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Transparent Butterfly (Aug 11, 2009) 1:13 - Category: Education - 11,685 views -
30:00 <Serenity> mew
30:00 <Serenity> http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-jGwLrHUQJ9k/UpTaIFMMUQI/AAAAAAAAhZk/YCpOvo-SKVo/s1600/131122_hormigas-con-abdomen-transparente_by-mohamed-babu_interesting-amazing-facts.jpg
31:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxqksgJ-i9I
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amazing Butterflies (Nov 17, 2007) 1:41 - Category: Entertainment - 82,245 views - 124 likes (95.4%), 6 dislikes (4.6%)
31:00 <Mew> awwww
32:00 <doctor> can ants get drunk?
32:00 <Q{> yes
33:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oux_AvN3uww
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: drunk ant from the Philippines (May 20, 2009) 4:09 - Category: Comedy - 7,893 views - 10 likes (90.9%), 1 dislikes (9.1%)
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity, why did you steal my hamburger, why did you eat it, do you even love meeeee, or was it just my hamburger, why dont you love meee
33:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P:P
33:00 <doctor> good trade prospect for when they become civilised and need to escape their daily woes
34:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5_t5ZEHf_M
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: ANTS AT THE BAR - VALLEJO CA - GETTIN DRUNK (Jan 16, 2011) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 323 views - 0 likes (0%), 2 dislikes (100%)
34:00 <doctor> lol xm
34:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xo-9ObS6jc
34:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Drunk ants - Weird import beer commercial (Date not found) 0:26 - Category: Entertainment - 36 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
34:00 <doctor> why'd i say xm?
35:00 <doctor> i meant Q{
35:00 <Mew> brain glitch
35:00 <PandasDontDrive> woop woop next week, long weekend I get to see a movie I been anticipating wooo
35:00 <Q{> finger slipped
35:00 <Q{> fughetit
36:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vVUh-194vU
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fire ants vs humans - BBC (Apr 7, 2008) 5:32 - Category: Pets &amp; Animals - 599,528 views - 1,010 likes (92.5%), 82 dislikes (7.5%)
38:00 <doctor> brain no be used to what
42:00 <Mew> Doodle can you straighten my hair and do my nails for me
42:00 <Doodle> thertainly
42:00 <Mew> its so much easier when someone else does it
42:00 <Mew> YEEEEEEYYYYY
42:00 <Doodle> thats what she said
42:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHoRiFq3ekw
42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Summons of the Queen ant - Ant Attack - BBC (Jun 26, 2009) 3:13 - Category: Entertainment - 595,986 views - 1,320 likes (97.6%), 32 dislikes (2.4%)
43:00 <Mew> gothhhhip gurl
43:00 <Doodle> can you wash my car for me
44:00 <Mew> YES
44:00 <Mew> i love washing cars
44:00 <Doodle> awes, i'll fill the buckets you bring the bikini
44:00 <Mew> and detailing
44:00 <Doodle> same but its cold
44:00 <Mew> my boobs keep me forever warm
44:00 <Mew> good trade
45:00 <Doodle> kekeke
46:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ta2rF6Syi0U
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Her Majesty, The Termite Queen (Sep 8, 2009) 2:09 - Category: Pets &amp; Animals - 716,586 views - 1,323 likes (94.8%), 72 dislikes (5.2%)
49:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIO4W8el7Fk
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Amazing miniature world - Sir David Attenborough's Life in the Undergrowth - BBC wildlife (Oct 24, 2008) 3:03 - Category: Pets &amp; Animals - 191,716 views - 518 likes (98.3%), 9 dislikes (1.7%)
50:00 <TheRon> the port adelaide game is almost over
50:00 <TheRon> not even 10 mins in
50:00 <Mew> ha ha ha
50:00 <Mew> FOOOOOOOTEEEYYYYY
50:00 <TheRon> yes!
51:00 <TheRon> carn the dees
52:00 <TheRon> jesus h christ, you can't just be allowed to waltz off half back like that
52:00 <PandasDontDrive> carn the chicken nugget mustache!
52:00 <TheRon> cheers
54:00 <TheRon> great coverage fox footy, there's a big arsed tree in the way
02:00 <TheRon> i just farted
05:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZgBvCjFX2o
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ants, the conquest of Poolhole (Feb 14, 2011) 5:31 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 11 views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
05:00 <TheRon> Well I started out down a dirty road Started out all alone And the sun went down as I crossed the hill And the town lit up, the world got still…  
08:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmVObrRDreQ
08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Spore Empire of Ants 2 (Date not found) 26:17 - Category: Gaming - 1,675 views - 7 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
09:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leLpFwjjn8M
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Attenborough's First Life - The Origin of Life (E02: Conquest) Full Documentary (Date not found) 58:59 - Category: Pets &amp; Animals - 13,284 views - 36 likes (94.7%), 2 dislikes (5.3%)
10:00 <TheRon> And if you don't love me now You will never love me again I can still hear you saying You would never break the chain.
13:00 <Student> what happened to TheRon? is that the result of watching too much footie???
13:00 <TheRon> never
13:00 <TheRon> too much sport is not nearly enough
17:00 <TheRon> Every breath you take Every move you make Every bond you break Every step you take…  
24:00 <TheRon> Well, I'm running down the road tryin' to loosen my load I've got seven women on my mind,…  
26:00 <TheRon> anybody else on the piss??
26:00 <Student> ha ha
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> rain and wet
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> and I would like to go out and do something.
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant waste money tho :?
28:00 <PandasDontDrive> :/
28:00 <TheRon> get on the cans
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahan nah
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> I'm sipping some nice red wine watching the end of this film.
29:00 <Student> find the lost basketball?
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont want to get drunk.
29:00 <TheRon> damn
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol no
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> most of my friends are staying in today/tonight
30:00 <TheRon> you watching porky's??
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> watching The Grey again.
30:00 <TheRon> again?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's at the end
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> yeah
30:00 <TheRon> you must be keen
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> 3rd time, catch anything I missed the first two times.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> I love a good human story
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't tend to watch many american movies tbh
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> mostly small indie films and foreign movies.
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> this ones a good mash up of The Flight of the Phoenix and The Edge.
33:00 <TheRon> and you haven't seen the human centipede
36:00 <TheRon> i keep folding rags and they keep hitting
39:00 <TheRon> Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah Some call me the gangster of love Some people call me Maurice Cause I speak of the pompitous of love…  
43:00 <PandasDontDrive> i will never see that film.
44:00 <TheRon> it's educational
45:00 <TheRon> 2 goals in the melb v port game
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> LOL
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> educational :P I like that.
45:00 <PandasDontDrive> ah crap my best mate is in bed and has work :/
45:00 <TheRon> nikky` has seen it
46:00 <Nikky`> I have seen what?
46:00 <TheRon> the human centipede
46:00 <Nikky`> Nah, I haven't
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> ew
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> don't!
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> it's like watch that may aswell watch TEERH
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> TEETH, yuck
46:00 <Nikky`> lol
46:00 <Nikky`> I didn't plan on watching it
47:00 <TheRon> it gets a bad wrap
48:00 <Nikky`> Does it? does it really
48:00 <TheRon> half time 1 goal in it
50:00 <Nikky`> Thanks for killing the convo TheRon
50:00 <TheRon> my bad
51:00 <Nikky`> Damn straight your bad
51:00 <TheRon> we can't talk about geelong can we
51:00 <Nikky`> We can
51:00 <TheRon> that game never happened
51:00 <Nikky`> As we can only laugh at the sad sad loss
51:00 <Nikky`> it happens
51:00 <Nikky`> We move on from it
51:00 <TheRon> carlton next week so it's all good
51:00 <TheRon> we can pencil that one in
51:00 <Nikky`> lol till they beat us also
52:00 <TheRon> nah
52:00 <Nikky`> and we can't discuss that game
52:00 <TheRon> went for a bowl this morning
53:00 <Nikky`> How did you go?
53:00 <Nikky`> I went to gym, felt okish to go
53:00 <TheRon> been sick?
53:00 <Nikky`> yeah
53:00 <Nikky`> cold wont go away
53:00 <Nikky`> been on and off for weekd
53:00 <Nikky`> weeks
53:00 <TheRon> damn
53:00 <Nikky`> cunt of a thing
54:00 <norti> it is hey when you cant shake a cold
54:00 <Nikky`> think coz I am stuck in this training room turned into our working desk with sick ppl
54:00 <TheRon> my bro had something like that
54:00 <Nikky`> no aircon
54:00 <Nikky`> it sucks
56:00 <TheRon> i don't do sick
56:00 <Nikky`> And to think - I had the flu shot
57:00 <TheRon> i don't see the point in the flu shot
57:00 <Mew> its the chem trails!!!!!!
57:00 <TheRon> once the flu has gotten to you it's mutated again anyway
58:00 <Nikky`> Work does it for us for free
59:00 <Nikky`> figured anything that can help
59:00 <TheRon> insurance purposes i bet
59:00 <couleurs> hi every body
59:00 <TheRon> what were the beatles called in the early 60's?
00:00 <TheRon> a fab four, b four season c four tops d pre fabs
00:00 <TheRon> sorry playing millionaire
01:00 <Nikky`> If we have flu shot they save money by not have ppl off sick
01:00 <Nikky`> ppl just get sick of working not sick days
01:00 <Sponge> Nikky` your kids might have autism
01:00 <TheRon> why would thye worry most people don't use sick leave anyway
02:00 <Nikky`> My kids? did I have kids in my sleep and not know about it?
02:00 <Sponge> you are going to have kids aren't  you?
02:00 <norti> lolololol
02:00 <Nikky`> Maybe not
03:00 <Sponge> vacinations of mother cause autism. i've read all about it
03:00 <Nikky`> That is awesome.. keep reading
03:00 <TheRon> sponge please
04:00 <TheRon> what invented by william of bath, england in 1897, is composed of calcim salts, petroleum jelly and long chain aliphatic acids??
04:00 <TheRon> what invented by william harbutt of bath, england in 1897, is composed of calcim salts, petroleum jelly and long chain aliphatic acids??
05:00 <couleurs> cum
05:00 <TheRon> A lsd B plasticine C 10w/40 motor oil D semtex platic explosive
06:00 <couleurs> cum
06:00 <TheRon> a little help?
06:00 <Nikky`> you drinking TheRon
06:00 <TheRon> yes!
06:00 <Nikky`> Or is that a stupid question
07:00 <TheRon> well...
07:00 <Nikky`> Let me ask this - when are you sober?
07:00 <TheRon> playing millionaire
07:00 <TheRon> mornings
07:00 <Nikky`> till when?
07:00 <norti> lololol
08:00 <Nikky`> When I was driving to gym..older lady down end of my street was in her best trackies, smoking, on phone and drinking at 11:45
08:00 <TheRon> it's not really drinking, it's only beer
08:00 <Nikky`> I say. one in every street
08:00 <Nikky`> And it was spirits in a can, the hard stuff
09:00 <TheRon> expensive way to do it
09:00 <TheRon> what year did john lennon die was it 1980?
09:00 <Nikky`> it was 80's
09:00 <TheRon> freddie mercury was later wasn't it?
10:00 <Nikky`> No ideas
10:00 <Nikky`> -s
10:00 <TheRon> damn
10:00 <TheRon> yeah 1980 was lennon
11:00 <TheRon> where's ana_ng when i need her
11:00 <Nikky`> She just gives the questions
11:00 <TheRon> anybody good on geography??
11:00 <Nikky`> does not know the actual answers
12:00 <TheRon> smallest area, san marino, liechtenstein, malta or andorra?
12:00 <TheRon> need help only at 300
13:00 <Nikky`> andorra
13:00 <Nikky`> at a guess
13:00 <TheRon> alright but you could owe me 300
13:00 <TheRon> damn it was san marino
13:00 <Nikky`> I think I will
13:00 <Nikky`> hehe
14:00 <TheRon> do you know musicals?
16:00 <TheRon> simba could be getting nervous?
18:00 <TheRon> an estimated how many popes have been murdered?
18:00 <TheRon> 6 or 46 or 26 or 13
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> wonder where the closest hock shop is
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> i dont want to spend my money
19:00 <PandasDontDrive> but i have shit to trade
21:00 <TheRon> know any collingwood supporters, they'd know
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmao
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> i've got together a bunch of crap that's pissing me off because I dont need it.
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> games and other shit
22:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!!
22:00 <TheRon> dees ahead by four, simba could be in tears by the end
23:00 <simba> calm down its the third quarter
23:00 <simba> just calm your farm
23:00 <TheRon> are you?
24:00 <TheRon> couleurs: seen the south park about the ps4 and the xbox one?
24:00 <simba> everyones getting injured
24:00 <TheRon> it was like game of thrones
24:00 <couleurs> nope
24:00 <TheRon> pretty funny
24:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
25:00 <TheRon> they had kenny dressed up as a lassiter chick
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> hmm
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> might go to botanic gardens n chill n have a spliff
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> xD
25:00 <TheRon> can't really find a beer garden and roll a spliff hey
27:00 <TheRiddler> eb games sale on
27:00 <simba> eb sux!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2cAQnpCpAk
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: South Park - Xbox One vs PS4 (Black Friday) (Date not found) 1:43 - Category: Gaming - 76,236 views - 514 likes (98.3%), 9 dislikes (1.7%)
27:00 <simba> south park sux!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <simba> new consoles suck!!!!!!!!!!
27:00 <simba> every1 sux!!!!!!!!!!
28:00 <TheRiddler> lol
29:00 <Q{> helo simbu
30:00 <Nikky`> How does one calm their farm
30:00 <Serenity> make sure all the animals are happy
31:00 <Nikky`> I see
31:00 <Nikky`> hehe
31:00 <Q{> we wud want em fat
31:00 <Mew> TheRon you can at our local
31:00 <Nikky`> type in english Q{
31:00 <Q{> so get succulent food
32:00 <TheRon> actually there's a dive here that i swear i can smell weed
32:00 <TheRon> i sometimes get really drunk and attempt kareoke there
32:00 <Q{> that was me pissing on simba 
33:00 <Nikky`> I will never sing in front of others
33:00 <Nikky`> drunk or sober
33:00 <TheRon> it's good for you
33:00 <Nikky`> Noooo
33:00 <Nikky`> its bad for them
33:00 <Nikky`> ears bleed type singing
33:00 <Nikky`> I always wish I could sing
33:00 <TheRon> i'm actually really shy so it's a good outlet for me
34:00 <TheRon> i get told i'm not bad
35:00 <Mew> #bugslife
35:00 <TheRon> nikky` ever felt the need to find an absolute dive and sit there and prop up the bar?
35:00 <Q{> very well then TheRon 
35:00 <Q{> bend over
35:00 <Nikky`> No TheRon.. that is your thing
35:00 <TheRon> c'mon it happens to the best of us
36:00 <Q{> Nikky`, TheRon is offering himself to you
36:00 <Nikky`> shut up Q{
36:00 <TheRon> i always do but i get turned down
36:00 <Nikky`> It does not TheRon
36:00 <Nikky`> brb
37:00 <TheRon> so....Q{ ever been in a turkish prison?
37:00 <TheRon> :)
38:00 <simba> 3/4 time
38:00 <simba> fucken paul roos!!!!
38:00 <simba> harder than playing freo
39:00 <Q{> oh simba pm me
39:00 <TheRon> damn
39:00 <Q{> said he doesn't talk to american scum
39:00 <TheRiddler> I'll offer myself to Nikky` :p
40:00 <Q{> go Nikky` ravage TheRiddler 
40:00 <Q{> take TheRiddler to pieces
40:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: will even wear his costume
41:00 <Q{> i think simba can do good impression of miley cyrus in this video
41:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQx1sqPHTrk
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Miley Cyrus vs Joan of Arc. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 3. (Date not found) 2:25 - Category: Entertainment - 23,202,716 views - 263,837 likes (92.3%), 22,057 dislikes (7.7%)
41:00 <TheRon> is it just me or do the world cup burgers at mcdonalds look shit
42:00 <simba> mcdonalds is shit
42:00 <TheRon> i know but
42:00 <TheRiddler> my giraffe onesie is in the wash
42:00 <TheRon> i am expecting port to win by 4 goals
42:00 <simba> Expect To Win
42:00 <TheRon> what about the greeen one with the ?'s
43:00 <Doodle> loooool
43:00 <TheRiddler> I still have no idea what song to sing n dance to for faux
43:00 <TheRiddler> lol
43:00 <Doodle> nice one TheRon
43:00 <TheRiddler> I dont have green 1 with ?s
43:00 <simba> oh the riddler i get it
43:00 <TheRiddler> I wish tho
43:00 <simba> thats brilliant
43:00 <Doodle> haha
43:00 <TheRon> bit slow
43:00 <Doodle> that made my afternoon
43:00 <Doodle> well, that and the drugs
43:00 <TheRiddler> I have a bad photoshopped pic of my head on a riddler costume
44:00 <TheRiddler> close enough
44:00 <Q{> pls dont click this simba
44:00 <Q{> <Doodle> that made my afternoon
44:00 <TheRon> TheRiddler: i think some timberlake would work
44:00 <Q{> oops
44:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liLU2tEz7KY
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Adam vs Eve. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2 (Date not found) 2:04 - Category: Entertainment - 30,610,924 views - 301,320 likes (94.4%), 17,771 dislikes (5.6%)
44:00 <simba> shut the fuck up Q{
45:00 <faux> Why would anyone click anything titled epic rap battle
45:00 <TheRiddler> I actually want to get a riddler costume from the arkham version of riddler
45:00 <TheRon> batman with robin is kinda gay
45:00 <TheRiddler> eppppppicccc rap battlessss offfff hissssstoorrrryyyyy
45:00 <faux> LOL
45:00 <robot> epic rap battles arent bad
45:00 <TheRiddler> they're great
45:00 <robot> bit hit and miss but some are really funny
45:00 <faux> UR face aren't bad
46:00 <robot> tx
46:00 <Doodle> O_o
46:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eHCyaJS4Cbs
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bruce Lee vs Clint Eastwood. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (Date not found) 1:50 - Category: Entertainment - 40,103,026 views - 251,368 likes (97.7%), 5,835 dislikes (2.3%)
46:00 <faux> The best rap battle was on the Cleveland show
46:00 <TheRiddler> those rap battles are awesome
46:00 <Doodle> hai fauxypoos
46:00 <TheRon> faux you have a horse?
46:00 <Doodle> i agree
46:00 <TheRon> called ur face?
46:00 <robot> it's like hitler vs darth vader and shit
46:00 <Doodle> be cleve in yourself
46:00 <faux> What
46:00 <couleurs> epic rape bottles
46:00 <faux> Hi dewdel z
46:00 <Doodle> lol couleurs
46:00 <TheRon> ELO - xanadu
46:00 <TheRiddler> einstien vs stephen hawk
47:00 <TheRiddler> probably the best
47:00 <simba> i just clicked that epic rap battle its worse than you imagine
47:00 <simba> its like the lonely island things
47:00 <TheRon> goal simba?
47:00 <simba> golazo
47:00 <TheRon> GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL
48:00 <TheRiddler> there are 1 billion billion billion billion billion billion billion particles in the universe, your mum took the ugly ones and put them into 1 nerd.
48:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mN7B-_6Yo5U
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Darth Vader vs Hitler 1-3 Epic Rap Battles of History (HD) (Date not found) 6:59 - Category: Comedy - 111,132 views - 654 likes (96.9%), 21 dislikes (3.1%)
48:00 <TheRon> DAMNDAMN IT
48:00 <simba> matt white was 2 qiuck 4 it
49:00 <Q{> simba looks like hitler in that video
49:00 <TheRon> the review system is shit
49:00 <TheRiddler> why is dees so close
49:00 <Q{> <-- vader kicking simba hitler arse
50:00 <TheRon> i watched downfall this morning
50:00 <Q{> simba say: who are you?
50:00 <simba> shut the fuck up you retarded americasn what the FUCK
50:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my4-sepiVbg
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hitler Finds out Collingwood lost the elimination final to Port Adelaide (Date not found) 3:50 - Category: Comedy - 3,874 views - 18 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
51:00 <Q{> suck my robot nuts simba 
51:00 <Q{> haha
52:00 <TheRiddler> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=766487776704998
52:00 <robot> EXTERMINATE, EXTERRRRMINAAAAATE
53:00 <Serenity> wheres mew
53:00 <Serenity> i heard she has shit stained undies now
53:00 <Q{> u could have posted this TheRiddler 
53:00 <robot> busy waking up with cock in her
53:00 <Q{> but u didnt
53:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Thanks, Smokey! (Jul 25, 2011) 3:07 - Category: Comedy - 20,547,844 views - 85,781 likes (96.3%), 3,308 dislikes (3.7%)
53:00 <Serenity> lucky her
55:00 <TheRon> hitler's rants put me in tears everytime
55:00 <robot> come take a ride on my train!
55:00 <TheRiddler> cunts stole her back :p
55:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njos57IJf-0
55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steve Jobs vs Bill Gates. Epic Rap Battles of History Season 2. (Date not found) 2:48 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 74,874,195 views - 527,405 likes (98%), 10,705 dislikes (2%)
56:00 <TheRon> mars aint the kind of place to raise the kids, in fact it's cold as hell
56:00 <Doodle> O_o
56:00 <Student> jupiter is available 
57:00 <TheRon> anybody see the housewive's delights on the footy show??
57:00 <robot> you know what one of the largest challenges about colonising mars is?  selecting people who will pyschologically make it 
58:00 <robot> in isolation
59:00 <Q{> http://www.cnn.com/2013/12/10/tech/innovation/mars-one-plan/
59:00 <TheRon> carn the dees
01:00 <simba> HOFF
01:00 <TheRon> fleetwood mac - you make loving fun
02:00 <TheRon> simba i'm a few secs behind
03:00 <TheRon> simba you swearing at the tv yet?
04:00 <simba> no
05:00 <simba> just fist pumpen
05:00 <TheRon> well not now obviously
05:00 <TheRon> I took my love and took it down I climbed a mountain and I turned around And I saw my reflection in the snow-covered hills Till the landslide brought me down
06:00 <TheRon> simba did you consider going down to aldinga last wekkend??
07:00 <TheRon> it's time, it's time, it's vader time!
08:00 <Doodle> http://i.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/9/5/3/279953_v1.jpg
08:00 <Q{> take my hand my love
08:00 <Q{> i take you out the window
09:00 <simba> not really re: aldinga
09:00 <Q{> we catch a ride in the moon lit night
09:00 <TheRon> b1 got caught with the oranges, b2 confronted him, b1 denied it, even sugested a bana et trois
10:00 <Q{> upon a cloud we see moon lit shadow of the cloud we ride on
11:00 <TheRon> I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no satisfaction 'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try I can't get no, I can't get no…  
12:00 <TheRon> about a 4 goal win to port
12:00 <Q{> raise fist over my head
13:00 <TheRon> 2 mins of nothing coming up
13:00 <Q{> and fist squeeze cloud into water which drops down to my anticipating open mouth
14:00 <TheRon> who's looking forward to bris v carlton?
16:00 <simba> dees were good
16:00 <TheRon> i said about 4 goals
16:00 <simba> u rock
17:00 <TheRon> i know
17:00 <TheRon> now for carlton to get smashed
17:00 <TheRon> boak had a good day
18:00 <simba> apparently he was injured early i missed the first qtr
18:00 <simba> we did well to get over the line TBH
19:00 <TheRon> ddi you see my hitler??
20:00 <simba> yes
20:00 <simba> hitler owns
20:00 <TheRon> i was in tears
21:00 <simba> our song is flat we r cookd
21:00 <TheRon> channel v has lorde on, royals
22:00 <TheRon> the song is best to be flat when you know you have bigger fish to fry
23:00 <TheRon> worked for the cats
23:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsjtg7m1MMM
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: X-Men: Days of Future Past | Official Trailer 3 [HD] | 20th Century FOX (Date not found) 2:42 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 16,593,490 views - 50,238 likes (95.6%), 2,296 dislikes (4.4%)
26:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsjtg7m1MMM
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: X-Men: Days of Future Past | Official Trailer 3 [HD] | 20th Century FOX (Date not found) 2:42 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 16,593,503 views - 50,238 likes (95.6%), 2,296 dislikes (4.4%)
26:00 <couleurs> Shut Up Q{ 
26:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nlcIKh6sBtc
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lorde - Royals (US Version) (Date not found) 3:21 - Category: Music - 275,594,162 views - 1,242,280 likes (91.3%), 118,825 dislikes (8.7%)
29:00 <Q{> good one TheRon 
30:00 <simba> http://37.media.tumblr.com/9e744ad88cd5945d3b292f9de61cd8b6/tumblr_n5xzt130Pq1rp8s94o1_400.jpg
31:00 <simba> lol
33:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nlcIKh6sBtc
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Lorde - Royals (US Version) (Date not found) 3:21 - Category: Music - 275,594,212 views - 1,242,285 likes (91.3%), 118,825 dislikes (8.7%)
33:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WURJ9rgwjs
33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stanford engineer invents safe way to transfer energy to medical chips in the body (Date not found) 3:17 - Category: Education - 57,461 views - 511 likes (95.9%), 22 dislikes (4.1%)
34:00 <simba> Q{ why did you link to the song TheRon just linked to
35:00 <couleurs> Shut Up Q{ 
35:00 <Saemon> hola room
37:00 <TheRon> when a cucumber goes into a salad bowl, ever notcied that women jump on the bowl?
37:00 <Q{> technical glitchthere
38:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WURJ9rgwjs
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Stanford engineer invents safe way to transfer energy to medical chips in the body (Date not found) 3:17 - Category: Education - 57,461 views - 515 likes (95.9%), 22 dislikes (4.1%)
38:00 <Q{> oh gawd
38:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmkj5gq1cQU
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Meet the Super Cow (Feb 13, 2008) 4:44 - Category: Pets &amp; Animals - 39,018,730 views - 26,616 likes (78.2%), 7,415 dislikes (21.8%)
39:00 <TheRon> let's go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah
41:00 <Q{> no lets go hunting instead
41:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wynx1ukwdVA
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Catching Wild Rabbits using Snakes: BAREHANDED Rabbit Catch (Date not found) 6:53 - Category: Pets &amp; Animals - 6,501,146 views - 14,633 likes (85.9%), 2,407 dislikes (14.1%)
41:00 <marklar> :)
41:00 <marklar> [
44:00 <TheRon> all you zombies hide your faces, all you people in the street
44:00 <TheRon> carn the lions
44:00 <Saemon> https://au.news.yahoo.com/world/a/24008312/us-man-returns-us125-000-dropped-by-truck/
44:00 <Saemon> lol what a fucken dumbass
44:00 <TheRon> what a goal
45:00 <Saemon> the money fell of from an armoured trick
45:00 <Saemon> truck
45:00 <TheRon> merrett on the boundary
45:00 <Saemon> he does know that, money lost from incidents like that are all insured, right?
45:00 <TheRon> hello........aldies!
45:00 <TheRon> hello........ladies
45:00 <Saemon> its not like it belongs to some private individual whose gona fell the effects of that money lost
45:00 <Saemon> it belonged to a freaken bank.
46:00 <TheRon> you know somethin........
46:00 <Saemon> when they lose money like that insurance simply replaces it straight away
46:00 <Saemon> he should have kept it and slowly spend it or something
47:00 <TheRon> believe in the shield 
47:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6Xe3CMzMIw
47:00 <Saemon> TheRon you val venus?
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Plan B - Playing With Fire ft. Labrinth [OFFICIAL VIDEO] (Date not found) 4:56 - Category: Music - 2,690,051 views - 18,217 likes (98.1%), 356 dislikes (1.9%)
47:00 <Serenity> if you keep that money and spend it. and are caught out which these days is highly likely
47:00 <TheRon> yes!
47:00 <Serenity> you are looking at 25 years prison at least.
47:00 <Serenity> why bother
47:00 <Saemon> how would u be caught out though?
47:00 <Saemon> paper cash in a bag
47:00 <Saemon> if u dont deposit it into your bank
47:00 <Saemon> no one will know
47:00 <Serenity> the same way everyone else is caught out these days people see shit. theres cameras everywhere
48:00 <Saemon> i see. if the red light camera pick up his face cleary in the footage of him picking the money bag up, along with his number plate, then possibly, yes
48:00 <Q{> theyre such stalkers
49:00 <simba> what the fuck is this plan b shit?
49:00 <simba> its not even a song its some kind of gay story
49:00 <Saemon> but what i am saying is if that didnt happen, and one was to have in their possession a bag containing a million dollars
49:00 <Saemon> they can keep it without  getting caught
49:00 <TheRon> whats the difference betwen a gay man and a fridge?
49:00 <Saemon> if i found a bag with a million dollars, i would keep the bag understand my bed or something
49:00 <Saemon> and go about life as normal
49:00 <fawks> understand my bed
50:00 <TheRon> a fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out
50:00 <Saemon> fork out a few thousand over time to get what i really want
50:00 <Saemon> like a new fridge
50:00 <Saemon> ps4
50:00 <Saemon> flatscreen tv etc
50:00 <simba> those things wont make u happy Saemon
50:00 <simba> what do u want a ps4 for 
50:00 <fawks> a fridge will
50:00 <Saemon> to play wwe 2k14 simba
50:00 <simba> a fridge too far
51:00 <TheRon> fawks, raiders or sydney?
51:00 <Saemon> a fridge will ensure my leftover kfc lasts longer than by current fridge with dodgey seals
51:00 <TheRon> i think raiders at home
51:00 <Saemon> big tv to play my games on
51:00 <fawks> its not a raiders home game
51:00 <fawks> i tipped roosters
51:00 <Saemon> maybe they wont make me happy, these things will certainly no make me sad simba.
51:00 <simba> are u any good at games Saemon u kinda come across as one of those docile idiots that doesnt have good hand eye coordination, we do know youre a slow typer
51:00 <TheRon> oh ok
52:00 <TheRon> well roosters then
52:00 <fawks> lol
52:00 <Saemon> no im not good at games simba
52:00 <TheRon> raiders at home would get the job done
52:00 <simba> well ur mom is :owned:
52:00 <fawks> theyre at 4.80 to win
52:00 <Saemon> but that doesnt matter as wwe 2k14 is a single player game
52:00 <Saemon> and i only want to be able to control the characters when playing it
52:00 <simba> i doubt a wrestling game is single player
52:00 <TheRon> the storm have a shot tonight?
52:00 <Saemon> i am not intrested in winning
52:00 <TheRon> i think not but hey
52:00 <Saemon> so all good for me
53:00 <Saemon> oh it has multiplayer modes as well simba
53:00 <Saemon> but by single player i mean im gona play on my own
53:00 <simba> well you need friends to play multiplayer
53:00 <TheRon> afl on xbox one yet?
53:00 <Serenity> new fridge to keep your pee cool
53:00 <Saemon> my character and the computer charater in the rinf
53:00 <Saemon> ring
54:00 <simba>  ring
54:00 <TheRon> i left my heart to the sappers round khe sanh
54:00 <Saemon> wth Serenity why would i need it to keep cool its not like i drink it
54:00 <simba> to shower in it
54:00 <simba> you sick fuck
54:00 <TheRon> anybody raising a beer to chisel?
54:00 <Saemon> but although it would stop it from coming stale faster
54:00 <Saemon> if i was to drink or shower with it
54:00 <simba> brisbanes abo jumper isnt as shit as it looked first off
55:00 <Saemon> which is ludicrous
55:00 <simba> carltons is bad
55:00 <TheRon> carlton haven't even tried
55:00 <Serenity> dont act all indignant like putting pee in the fridge is any more gross than pouring down the sink
55:00 <TheRon> neither did collingwood
55:00 <TheRon> Serenity: what are you doing to celebrate indigenous round?
56:00 <TheRiddler> no new afl game yet
56:00 <Saemon> um, ok. pour pee into sink goes down straight into the drain. put pee in fridge and its aroma gets into all the food inside there etc
56:00 <Serenity> watching the office bloopers on youtube
56:00 <TheRon> not even a goon bag??
56:00 <TheRon> sorry that was racist
56:00 <Serenity> not even a good bag
56:00 <Saemon> i may be a gross guy for being into a jar and pouring it into the sink, bit i still dont want it near my food
56:00 <simba> lionz
56:00 <Serenity> i have some vanilla scented metho i could give that i go i guess
57:00 <Serenity> a go*
57:00 <bruce> Sup
57:00 <Saemon> any good movies on tonight?
57:00 <TheRon> aliens?
57:00 <Saemon> seems like its gona be a saturday guys night in for me tonight
58:00 <simba> as opposed to what
58:00 <TheRon> getting a bunch of gay guys around??
58:00 <Doodle> girls night out
58:00 <bruce> Oh fuck I thought you were drunk or something Serenity  but it's Saemon dribbling shit
58:00 <Saemon> as opposed to the cliche of goin out clubbing etc
58:00 <Serenity> lol!
58:00 <Serenity> ill be drunk later
58:00 <simba> which youve never done in your life Saemon
58:00 <bruce> :p
58:00 <simba> lol
58:00 <TheRon> whats my age again, whats my age again?
59:00 <Saemon> i know but its what ppl normally do
59:00 <Saemon> and its something that i wont be doin
59:00 <Saemon> thats my point
59:00 <bruce> I'm supposed to be studying 
59:00 <bruce> Sigh
59:00 <TheRiddler> putting pee in the fridge is normal?
59:00 <TheRon> on a sat night?
59:00 <TheRon> geez you're keen
59:00 <Serenity> no ash.
59:00 <bruce> Exam in 12 days bla
59:00 <simba> fuck u calrton u shit shit organisation
59:00 <TheRon> carn the lions
00:00 <TheRon> can we blame this one on bruce matheson??
00:00 <simba> cant b his fault can it
00:00 <TheRiddler> blame it on mick
00:00 <Fez> Breasts
00:00 <TheRon> why not
01:00 <TheRon> water ballons
01:00 <Fez> Puppies
01:00 <TheRon> norgs
01:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNWVxTAsHD4
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Quicksilver's Best Scene in X Men: Days of Future Past (Date not found) 1:36 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 139,733 views - 1,371 likes (98.8%), 17 dislikes (1.2%)
01:00 <Fez> Mmmm
01:00 <bruce> I got dandruff
02:00 <TheRon> the head full of snow
02:00 <bruce>  I heard that anti dandruff shampoo is really bad
02:00 <bruce> Some people use it to strip hairdye out of their hair
02:00 <bruce> Or if they have pigment skin conditions 
03:00 <TheRon> my mum dyed her hair blonde today
03:00 <bruce> Use it to even it out. It's really strong
03:00 <TheRon> taking a while to get used to it
03:00 <bruce> I don't wanna put that in my hairs 
04:00 <bruce> True Ron
04:00 <TheRon> south park and the head lice
04:00 <simba> i think its gross how people shampoo and condition their hair every single day
04:00 <simba> i think thats just overloading your hair with chemicals
04:00 <bruce> I've had black hair since ruby was 7 months old
05:00 <TheRon> ruby ruby ruby ruby
05:00 <bruce> I'm growing it out and last time ruby freaked out coz she noticed how "white" my hair is 
05:00 <bruce> simba: It strips your hair of it's naturals oils an nutrients 
05:00 <bruce> Every couple days is ok but
06:00 <bruce> Why do ya do ya do yaaaa
06:00 <Fez> Boobs
06:00 <TheRon> have i said carn th elions yet
06:00 <TheRon> lions
06:00 <simba> yea i feel like daily is over kill
06:00 <bruce> Holy shit balls it's cold
07:00 <TheRon> the balls feeling it?
07:00 <bruce> What's the weather commands? 
07:00 <bruce> My balls are
07:00 <simba> no weather bot in here
07:00 <Saemon> pics TheRon
07:00 <Saemon> <TheRon> my mum dyed her hair blonde today
07:00 <TheRon> i'll send some chestnuts?
07:00 <Saemon> pics or it didnt happen.
08:00 <TheRon> as if i would
08:00 <bruce> Lol
08:00 <Lumeah> Lol pics
08:00 <Saemon> ok ok i admit i need new fap material
08:00 <Saemon> it would do her a world of confidence
08:00 <Saemon> to know that a young guy thinks shes sexy TheRon
08:00 <bruce> Is Rak here
08:00 <Saemon> and is lusting over he rpic
09:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSOMA3QBU0
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Katy Perry - Dark Horse (Official) ft. Juicy J (Date not found) 3:46 - Category: Music - 358,618,029 views - 1,580,846 likes (84.4%), 292,598 dislikes (15.6%)
09:00 <bruce> What if she's not sexy Saemon 
09:00 <bruce> Q that's a lame song
10:00 <TheRon> jeff buckley - last goodbye
10:00 <TheRon> lusting over someones mum is the lowest form of humour
11:00 <simba> FUCK CARLTON
11:00 <TheRon> go lions
11:00 <couleurs> Shut Up Q{ 
11:00 <bruce> Who r lions playing
11:00 <bruce> Hey couleurs 
11:00 <TheRon> carlton
11:00 <simba> !weather adelaide au
11:00 <simba> aaaaaaaaa
11:00 <bruce> O.o
12:00 <TheRon> mick's gonna go off here
13:00 <bruce> Who's mick
13:00 <simba> i did my ACL twerking
13:00 <Serenity> malthouse
13:00 <Serenity> mm malt
14:00 <TheRon> the carlton coach numnuts
17:00 <Saemon> <simba> i did my ACL twerking
17:00 <Saemon> lol noob
18:00 <Saemon> dont do it if it arent flexible enough
18:00 <Saemon> around your hips area
18:00 <TheRon> shakira
18:00 <TheRon> the hips don't lie
18:00 <TheRon> am i allowed to call carlton shit yet?
19:00 <TheRon> not quite
20:00 <TheRon> if i could turn time, if i could find a way.....
21:00 <simba> shut up Saemon 
22:00 <TheRon> saemone please!
22:00 <simba> i was actually twerking 10 years ago before it was even a thing
22:00 <Saemon> lol that sounds like a girls name
22:00 <simba> i realised i could move my ass muscles
22:00 <Saemon> with the e added to the end
22:00 <simba> and make people smile
22:00 <TheRon> well.....
22:00 <Saemon> simon
22:00 <Saemon> simone
23:00 <TheRon> all that i'm hearing from you is white noise
23:00 <Saemon> is that what your dad taught you to do simba
23:00 <Saemon> lol OWNT.
23:00 <Saemon> rofl
23:00 <simba> dont type ownt
23:00 <simba> it makes people feel sorry for you
23:00 <Saemon> u walked right into that one my friend
23:00 <TheRon> dale thomos, wondering where he was
23:00 <simba> ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
23:00 <simba> dale thomas dive.gif
24:00 <TheRon> ahh behind, everything is right in the world
24:00 <simba> did u see the gif?
24:00 <TheRon> no
24:00 <simba> http://oi62.tinypic.com/250nvyw.jpg
24:00 <simba> wait
24:00 <simba> bad link
24:00 <simba> ugh tinypic
24:00 <TheRon> weak
25:00 <simba> ugh
25:00 <simba> now it works
25:00 <simba> loooool
26:00 <TheRon> fuck me
26:00 <Blarp> mmmm tasty
26:00 <TheRon> 9 points
27:00 <TheRon> come said the boy, lets go down by the sand, we can do what we want to do......
30:00 <Lumeah> let me be a man for you
30:00 <TheRon> wd
31:00 <TheRon> god bless ross
32:00 <simba> ross lyin'
32:00 <TheRon> no
32:00 <simba> Yes.
32:00 <TheRon> ross lyon lies often yes
33:00 <TheRon> the lead singer of daddy cool for the life of me i can't recall his surname
34:00 <TheRon> this happens sometimes when i drink, i can't recall easy shit
36:00 <TheRon> i don't need love, to see me thru
37:00 <TheRon> i don't love shiny new
39:00 <TheRon> carlton fuck
40:00 <TheRon> jono brown is gone
40:00 <TheRon> sorry but it's true
40:00 <TheRon> bs free kick
41:00 <simba> he is
41:00 <simba> hes slow as fook
42:00 <simba> accurate cartoon portrayal of Q{, BlackDevil https://31.media.tumblr.com/ad08695563f4f80b99d92a582e53b26b/tumblr_n6ff3pyy1l1rqd0kpo1_500.jpg
43:00 <TheRon> russian life was very sad in leningrad
44:00 <simba> u registered A?
44:00 <TheRon> A is a commie
44:00 <TheRiddler> good recovery by carlton in the 2nd qtr
44:00 <TheRon> oh yes
45:00 <TheRon> A is a commie and he's spreading propaganda
46:00 <simba> Andrew Ireland - "Carlton haven't won too many flags without cheating the cap"
46:00 <A> not regd man
46:00 <Q{> siimba u are a bacteria that colonise humn rectum
46:00 <TheRon> huey lewis and the news - if this is it
46:00 <TheRon> carn the lions
47:00 <A> jus fcked around with certain options with nix a couple of days ago n I turned on idhostcheck n then it wouldn't let me id cause I regd under diff hosts
47:00 <A> so I had to get it fixed in #asd
47:00 <TheRon> trent west is off
48:00 <TheRon> yes!!!!!
48:00 <TheRon> where's fredflintstone?
48:00 <TheRon> i wanna hang shit
49:00 <faux> LOL that reminds me of this vid I watchrdtofay 
49:00 <faux> Watched today*
49:00 <faux> http://youtu.be/yC2D14fBtow
49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Barney Rubble from the Flintstones Needs 3 Heads? (May 14, 2007) 0:22 - Category: Comedy - 865,275 views - 1,111 likes (97.5%), 28 dislikes (2.5%)
50:00 <TheRon> roosters 6 -0
50:00 <faux> :)
50:00 <TheRon> making easy meters
51:00 <A> anyways, I need to pull apart one of the machines n fix the comms sequence with this mining rig
51:00 <TheRiddler> lol faux
51:00 <A> bbabl
51:00 <faux> Teehee
52:00 <TheRon> you can live beside the ocean, leave the fire behind, swim out past the breaker watch the world die
52:00 <doctor> my stomach is certainly not liking this beer
52:00 <TheRon> sure it is
53:00 <simba> lol faux i dont even get it
53:00 <faux> His dick
53:00 <simba> unless hes talking about his dick..............
53:00 <faux> Yws
53:00 <faux> Yes
53:00 <simba> Oh my!
53:00 <doctor> just one of those days
53:00 <simba> Fred, you old dog!
53:00 <faux> That's barony 
53:00 <faux> Barney
53:00 <faux> lol
53:00 <IAmSpeed> Baloney?
54:00 <faux> Yes
54:00 <Serenity> god damn its fucking cold
54:00 <TheRon> beer making me dry, might have to switch to scotch
55:00 <faux> Mop for me sez that'll warm ya up
55:00 <faux> :D
55:00 <Serenity> thats a good idea actually
55:00 <TheRon> is that code for something?
55:00 <Serenity> mopping always makes me hot
55:00 <faux> C u soon 
55:00 <faux> I just vacuumed and I'm hot wah
55:00 <faux> Now I have to mop 
56:00 <faux> Cbf
56:00 <faux> I made leb food
56:00 <TheRon> this is definately code
56:00 <faux> So yummy
56:00 <Serenity> we got new floor mats yesterday
56:00 <Serenity> and theyre dark
56:00 <Serenity> so now every tiny bit of fluff shows up
56:00 <faux> Same uh
56:00 <TheRon> gonna make a jaaaaaailbreak
57:00 <TheRon> all in the name of liberty
57:00 <TheRon> let me out of here
57:00 <Q{> http://www.bitoffun.com/video_vault/randi-dolphin.html
57:00 <TheRon> 16 years
59:00 <TheRon> what a goal by daniel merrett
59:00 <TheRon> damn
00:00 <TheRon> we'd hang shit on him it would be great
00:00 <couleurs> Math is not welcome here
01:00 <TheRon> the socceroos in the bahamas by the second week?
02:00 <TheRon> brazil favourites?
02:00 <TheRon> i reckon germany will win it
03:00 <TheRon> tigers to win tonight
03:00 <simba> i had the tigers tipped but changed it today
03:00 <simba> should i change it back
03:00 <TheRon> cowboys to beat the storm
03:00 <TheRon> simba it's 50/50 i reckon
04:00 <TheRon> essendon are just as shit
04:00 <TheRon> harsh?
06:00 <TheRiddler> I think tigers just
06:00 <simba> idk
06:00 <TheRon> it's a coin toss
06:00 <TheRiddler> or that gws were very shit that night
06:00 <TheRon> the tigers have had a week off
07:00 <TheRiddler> 90+ points?
07:00 <simba> essendon did
07:00 <TheRon> 120
07:00 <TheRon> richmond whould be well rested
07:00 <simba> richmond had the giantz
08:00 <simba> so yea i c what u mean
08:00 <TheRon> yep
08:00 <TheRon> fuck me geelong are 5th
09:00 <TheRon> this fire this fire this fire we lit it\
09:00 <TheRiddler> cats took a huge blow thursday
09:00 <TheRon> the cats always have a shit one along the way
11:00 <TheRon> might have some johnnie black with ice tonight
11:00 <simba> that rox
11:00 <TheRon> yep it sure does
11:00 <TheRon> refreshing
11:00 <simba> on the rox
11:00 <TheRon> carn the lions
12:00 <TheRon> oh yes
16:00 <TheRon> i go away for 5 mins and the lions are up
19:00 <TheRon> it's DARE
20:00 <TheRiddler> potential late change
20:00 <TheRiddler> Hurley out Daniher in
20:00 <TheRon> nice
20:00 <TheRiddler> hopefully carlisle stays in the foward line
20:00 <TheRon> hopefully essendon lose
20:00 <TheRiddler> yes
21:00 <TheRon> the scum
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> deeeleeete hangover 3
21:00 <PandasDontDrive> oh man town was sick
21:00 <TheRon> it's shit
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> i gotta put couple movies on usb for friend when shes over later
22:00 <TheRon> she?
22:00 <TheRon> you going there?
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah here
23:00 <couleurs> usb this 8=====D
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> i already had a kickass lil 'meeting' with that comic publisher dude n he brought an artist with him was dope
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> wants to pair me with a chick tho
23:00 <TheRon> you can go you're own way
23:00 <PandasDontDrive> cant talk about farts and pooping pants with a chick artist dude
24:00 <TheRiddler> .
24:00 <TheRiddler> of course you can
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> BLUUEE MOOON
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> yea nah its just all the greatest ppl in my life have been and are women
24:00 <PandasDontDrive> only have serveral best male mates most r chicks
25:00 <TheRon> but you could be in if you wanted to?
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> my ass, is sweaty, touch my ass, my ass sweat
25:00 <PandasDontDrive> in da muff
25:00 <johninja> ooh
25:00 <johninja> wb
25:00 <johninja> Bastardly_One why does my buds have black on them?
25:00 <johninja> need the_baron
26:00 <johninja> doesn't look like mould
26:00 <TheRon> bad buds
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> dude u wanna get in with a girl u dont over think it ronnie
26:00 <johninja> i think i saw a black leaf
26:00 <johninja> maybe a strain
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> they can sniff ur stiffy a mile off
26:00 <johninja> or just hash oil
26:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol right J3 lol
26:00 <TheRon> weed is bad
26:00 <johninja> it looks like gr8 shit
26:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme filofax that
26:00 <simba> cos they got burned
27:00 <Bastardly_One> I automatically said old
27:00 <TheRon> why is gunja stronger than other shit?
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Once more into the fray...
27:00 <Bastardly_One> burnt could be it but they tend to go brown
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Into the last good fight I'll ever know.
27:00 <simba> cos it comes straight from Gods Cock
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> Live and die on this day...
28:00 <simba> Live and die on this Spray...
28:00 <TheRon> i've never understood why some skunk is stronger than other skunk
28:00 <Bastardly_One> all good
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it grew a bit stressed
28:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
28:00 <johninja> i'll smoke it and see
29:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.thctalk.com/cannabis-forum/showthread.php?32352-black-leaves
29:00 <johninja> looks like its part of the bud
29:00 <johninja> brilliant gear
29:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll tell ya 
29:00 <johninja> lots of hairs and chunky as fuck
29:00 <PandasDontDrive> Suck and take all Picard's spray
29:00 <TheRon> we all have the lingo excellent
29:00 <tech_n9ne> Lmfao
29:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hang on 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> describe the colours
29:00 <Bastardly_One> black and orange?
29:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's like threaded through the gear?
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> this simba https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FizihHnh8q0
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Grey - Into the Fray - Poem (Feb 21, 2012) - Category: Film &amp; Animation - -
30:00 <tech_n9ne> Fuck swag
30:00 <TheRon> your love is lifting me higher than i've been lifted before
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> this is better coz its HD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvZTPfPMYNA
30:00 <johninja> sweet as
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "The Grey" Ending Scene | HD | (This video contains content not available in your country.) - Category: Entertainment - -
30:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol 5 nil
30:00 <simba> is the grey good
31:00 <johninja> nah only a little bit of black leaves
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> yes
31:00 <TheRon> i still say debbie does dallas is th ebest
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> so dont watch that
31:00 <tech_n9ne> No simba
31:00 <Bastardly_One> never answered me 
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> its spoil it
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
31:00 <simba> im dl
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> bro
31:00 <johninja> and full hairs though it everywhere
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Its poop
31:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooh I'd not worry abou it 
31:00 <simba> Liam Knee Son
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> pirate bay it
31:00 <johninja> only one blood is covered in black stuff
31:00 <Bastardly_One> *about it 
31:00 <johninja> its probs hash oil
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> click SE and get a good blueray rip
31:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on I'll see if the cunt is on FB
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> bout 1.5 gig maybe
31:00 <johninja> hehe
31:00 <TheRon> this game is pretty good
31:00 <PandasDontDrive> def worth it for this movie
31:00 <TheRon> go lions
31:00 <Bastardly_One> nup
31:00 <tech_n9ne> Sup pandis
31:00 <johninja> oh well
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he must have a life again the cunt
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, I know!
32:00 <johninja> hopefully its not brake fluid
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll give you a group to join
32:00 <simba> hopefully its not demon cum
32:00 <johninja> lol
32:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can take a pic and post it :P
32:00 <johninja> ooh ok
32:00 <TheRon> in the people vs larry flint, i'm not sure courtney love is acting
32:00 <Bastardly_One> The Baron has posted on here 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Free-Cannabis-Victoria/160929144107149?ref=ts&fref=ts
33:00 <TheRon> could be wrong
33:00 <Bastardly_One> Courtney just needs to have the final od
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and make the world a better place
34:00 <tech_n9ne> Keep blazing stay amazing 
34:00 <TheRon> and she should stop fighting for things she can't have
34:00 <tech_n9ne> Pffft
34:00 <simba> i like that Ryan guys long ass post about not wanting legal sales
35:00 <simba> lots of effort for a facebook post but good all the same
35:00 <Serenity> da da da dadaaa
35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
35:00 <Bastardly_One> go look through and look for this guy that looks like me 
35:00 <Bastardly_One> from bendigo
35:00 <tech_n9ne> Hi serenity how is it hanging ??
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he has pics of big blocks of ice he's smoking
36:00 <Serenity> long loose and full of juice
36:00 <Bastardly_One> will sell ounces in the mail
36:00 <Bastardly_One> and shit 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> he has to be a plant
36:00 <TheRon> b1 who won interleague today?
36:00 <tech_n9ne> Lmfao
36:00 <Bastardly_One> fucked if I know 
36:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRon
37:00 <Bastardly_One> sister madly waking up the dead
37:00 <TheRon> who were they playing
37:00 <Bastardly_One> systematically stepping on my head
37:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives a fuck about cuntry football
37:00 <TheRon> can't i have another piece of chocolate cake
37:00 <Bastardly_One> when I'm listening to Crowded House and putting myself in a good mood
37:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol crowded house
37:00 <Bastardly_One> hah
38:00 <Bastardly_One> that's on now
38:00 <PandasDontDrive> hm might watch Sunshine
38:00 <TheRon> like a harpoon in my heart
38:00 <Bastardly_One> not everyone in New York would pay to see Andrew Lloyd Webber
38:00 <Bastardly_One> etc
38:00 <TheRon> and the chick that bowled a 257
39:00 <Bastardly_One> if I play Distant Sun I might cry *coughs*
39:00 <simba> tech n9nes beard and hair are so gay, is he trying to get into a mid 2000s nu metal band?
39:00 <simba> he looks like an actual clown
39:00 <tech_n9ne> Lmao
39:00 <tech_n9ne> OK faggott
39:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/s403x403/10338336_241682612698468_6815910241748371458_n.jpg
40:00 <Bastardly_One> if only my dealer knew where to get Indica strains
40:00 <tech_n9ne> Another jealous hater...don't go there girlfriend
40:00 <Serenity> i cant even remember what the real tech_n9ne looks like
40:00 <TheRon> i'm really close tonight and i feel i'm moving inside her
40:00 <simba> no need to take it personally tech_n9ne youre not actually him are you
40:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh he's funny looking to me 
41:00 <Serenity> just googled
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw him live before he got big and hardcore at Summerdayz
41:00 <tech_n9ne> Yes its actually my nick name
41:00 <TheRon> whenever i fall at your feet\
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ugly cunt isn't he?
41:00 <Serenity> looks like every other black american guy to me
41:00 <tech_n9ne> Nah I'm not
41:00 <Bastardly_One> she came all the way from America TheRon
41:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol serenity
41:00 <Bastardly_One> and she had a blind date with destiny
41:00 <TheRon> you let your tears rain down on me
41:00 <simba> Serenity thinks tech nine looks like obama
42:00 <TheRon> mean to me
42:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna me nigga thug yo!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> We need intelectual rappers
42:00 <tech_n9ne> He is
42:00 <Bastardly_One> like Immortal Technique
42:00 <TheRon> four seasons in one day......
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and KRS 1
42:00 <tech_n9ne> E40
43:00 <tech_n9ne> Function bitch
43:00 <simba> rap is dead 
43:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUP3XOa3yRs
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crowded House - When You Come (Mar 11, 2009) - Category: Music - -
44:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQv471q4m2s
44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Immortal Technique - Bin Laden (Remix) ft. KRS-One, Chuck D Music Video (Dec 20, 2011) 4:09 - Category: Music - 14,315 views - 170 likes (95.5%), 8 dislikes (4.5%)
44:00 <Bastardly_One> bin Laden never knocked down the towers
44:00 <Bastardly_One> it was you nigga!
44:00 <tech_n9ne> Yeah!
44:00 <Serenity> [4:42pm] <simba> Serenity thinks tech nine looks like obama
45:00 <TheRon> fuck the black shit
45:00 <Serenity> yeah tahts exactly what i said
45:00 <simba> i know Serenity i read it
45:00 <simba> with my own two eyes
45:00 <Serenity> cool
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bin Laden didn't blow up the projects, it was you nigga, it was you motherfucker
45:00 <tech_n9ne> Japseye
46:00 <Bastardly_One> how tough is that? *coughs*
46:00 <tech_n9ne> Mad
46:00 <TheRon> neil finn is agenius\
46:00 <SexParlour> FUCKing eat my shit
46:00 <simba> very controversial.
46:00 <Bastardly_One> heard Henry Havoc?
46:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> he's good friend of mine who lives between texas and Kabul
47:00 <Bastardly_One> and writes some interesting shit 
47:00 <SexParlour> bonnie prince billy
47:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=YmQlBfxh4Us
47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Split Enz - I Got You (1980) (Date not found) 0 - Category: Music - 905,695 views - 4,542 likes (99.1%), 39 dislikes (0.9%)
47:00 <SexParlour> fucken classic
48:00 <Bastardly_One> an old one of his 
48:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZsgFHpAn4s
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: "My Country is Sick" Ron Paul Anthem by Henry Havoc TRUTH MUSIC (Date not found) 3:52 - Category: News &amp; Politics - 432 views - 16 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
48:00 <simba> i would think "truth rappers" were cooler if they werent signed to major labels, that just makes them as transparent as rage against the machine or green day
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIeNY0lri6o
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pulse Fusion - Once More Into The Fray (Date not found) 7:26 - Category: Gaming - 3,269 views - 9 likes (69.2%), 4 dislikes (30.8%)
48:00 <TheRon> i don't know why sometimes i get frightened
48:00 <SexParlour> ok
48:00 <simba> lol i dont know
48:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well Henry hasn't any label
48:00 <simba> oops
49:00 <SexParlour> i wanna take a dump in elements mouth
49:00 <johninja> ok here goes
49:00 <johninja> freshly showered
49:00 <SexParlour> stfu
49:00 <johninja> about 5 days off the smoek
49:00 <SexParlour> no one cares u fuckhead
49:00 <Bastardly_One> did you post a pic?
49:00 <Bastardly_One> I would of 
49:00 <johninja> eat a duick you jelly fgty
49:00 <johninja> i took some
49:00 <johninja> will scroll up
49:00 <SexParlour> how about you eat a fucking cunt
49:00 <johninja> soz i missed that
49:00 <SexParlour> u fucking wanker
49:00 <johninja> i will eat a cunt 
50:00 <johninja> tonight
50:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on 
50:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.facebook.com/pages/Free-Cannabis-Victoria/160929144107149?ref=ts&fref=ts
50:00 <SexParlour> u can eat brons cunt
50:00 <SexParlour> that fucking diseased slut
50:00 <johninja> who is SexParlour?
50:00 <simba> im bron
50:00 <Bastardly_One> Moke, calm down lady
50:00 <johninja> they seem quite upset
50:00 <Doodle> STEVO
50:00 <SexParlour> your worst nightmare
50:00 <johninja> lol stevos off his meds
50:00 <Bastardly_One> it's Moke
50:00 <SexParlour> bastardly
50:00 <SexParlour> i just dislike ninja fgt
50:00 <couleurs> :~)
51:00 <johninja> i see where people get the jerome comparison
51:00 <Bastardly_One> he probably hates you too
51:00 <johninja> i remember the first time i got drunk too SexParlour
51:00 <johninja> its ok bb x
51:00 <TheRon> SexParlour: boonies 52 cans
51:00 <Bastardly_One> what's your point?
51:00 <SexParlour> im not on any meds fuckhead
51:00 <SexParlour> like u can talk
51:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be 
51:00 <johninja> ^
51:00 <SexParlour> all u do is ramble on with shit
51:00 <johninja> get some meds princess
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> unf
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> fuck i love this SONG!
51:00 <johninja> ll you do is abuse people and talk about shit mp3s
51:00 <PandasDontDrive> n i dont like dubstep
51:00 <johninja> fucking nice life you hve retard
51:00 <SexParlour> u go blow a goat u fucking dole bluging oxygen thief
51:00 <TheRon> who else can do 52 cans on the trip to london?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> [18:51] <SexParlour> all u do is ramble on with shit <------------ now he's talking to himself
52:00 <simba> there are plenty of goats for us all to blow
52:00 <SexParlour> your a fucking centrelink scum
52:00 <SexParlour> so fucking go blow a goat retard
52:00 <johninja> lol not the best plce to be bagging out people on the dole stevo
52:00 <SexParlour> i cna do what i want
52:00 <johninja> you never were the sharpest tool in the shed though
52:00 <SexParlour> at least i have a career
52:00 <SexParlour> and a uni degree
52:00 <johninja> ou sound like eric cartman
52:00 <TheRon> boonies 52
52:00 <johninja> <SexParlour> i cna do what i want
53:00 <simba> a carer or career
53:00 <SexParlour> my taxes pay for u 
53:00 <johninja> likme you pay taxes trolley boy
53:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=9AKQ2H4QW9M
53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Split Enz - My Mistake (1977) (Sep 6, 2008) 3:01 - Category: Music - 225,587 views - 854 likes (98.3%), 15 dislikes (1.7%)
54:00 <johninja> ooh this is a nice high
54:00 <johninja> thanks SexParlour
54:00 <SexParlour> theron u listening to split enz tonite?
54:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
54:00 <beehhh> poor people
54:00 <TheRon> you complaining?
54:00 <SexParlour> no
54:00 <SexParlour> i love split enz
54:00 <beehhh> no
54:00 <johninja> SexParlour, listening to your dads sex moans as he pounds your ass tonight?
54:00 <TheRon> excellent
54:00 <SexParlour> split enz are amazing
54:00 <SexParlour> and so are crowded house
54:00 <TheRon> bloody oath
55:00 <SexParlour> neil finns solo stuff is amazing also
55:00 <TheRon> he's a genius
55:00 <johninja> hi josh
55:00 <SexParlour> indeed
55:00 <beehhh> cunts are all fuct in the head
55:00 <Bastardly_One> shit!
55:00 <omfgbbqhax> hey jon
55:00 <johninja> ok soz Bastardly_One, reading up now
55:00 <TheRon> my fav is coming up soon
56:00 <Bastardly_One> that mau5 cunt has put a vocal on My Pet Coelacanth
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> i got shit in my eye
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> fucking work
56:00 <couleurs> i'm a geniouse
56:00 <beehhh> we got holy festival on campus then the lentin fly by chinese people
56:00 <SexParlour> i heard deadmau5 is a cunt
56:00 <tech_n9ne> How?
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> couleurs frfenzal?
56:00 <robot> why does the dominos website look like its from 1993 now?
56:00 <omfgbbqhax> ooops
56:00 <beehhh> color festival
56:00 <SexParlour> lol
56:00 <Bastardly_One> Joel is a cunt if you're not part of his crew
56:00 <Bastardly_One> true story
56:00 <SexParlour> i know
56:00 <johninja> kuniva?
56:00 <SexParlour> he trolled at some music festival bastardly
56:00 <johninja> they have a crew now too lol
56:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol beehhh
56:00 <beehhh> ginseng helps apparently
56:00 <Bastardly_One> he trolls everywhere
56:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NduGJ0F5sdI
57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Split Enz - One Step Ahead (1980) (Date not found) 3:04 - Category: Music - 236,698 views - 1,204 likes (99.5%), 6 dislikes (0.5%)
57:00 <SexParlour> anyone on his lable is in his crew
57:00 <SexParlour> feed me and dillon francis are mates with him
57:00 <beehhh> with your demnetia that you got
57:00 <SexParlour> so is skrillex
57:00 <TheRon> i love this song
57:00 <Bastardly_One> he was trolling Pharrell in Melbourne
57:00 <omfgbbqhax> boobies
57:00 <SexParlour> wtf
57:00 <beehhh> happy
57:00 <beehhh> william
57:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... yeah at a gig him and Knife Party headlined in March
58:00 <TheRon> might play dirty creature
58:00 <Bastardly_One> making fun over Pharrell's half an hour mimed set
58:00 <johninja> me and 2pac almost got shot at a nighclub
58:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe I did a coffee run with this guy
58:00 <johninja> it was called the tunnel
58:00 <johninja> in new york
58:00 <beehhh> half means filipino
58:00 <Bastardly_One> lol johninja
58:00 <TheRon> me an eminem are like that
58:00 <Bastardly_One> really?
59:00 <SexParlour> 2pac was overated
59:00 <TheRon> really
59:00 <Bastardly_One> tell the fag I want my money back
59:00 <TheRon> shit yeah
59:00 <TheRon> i never got it
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I get 2Pac
59:00 <Bastardly_One> but I dunno why he was considered a super star
59:00 <johninja> he would love your jokes
59:00 <SexParlour> hip hop to me will always be public enemy,wu tang,2 live crew,geto boys,nwa
59:00 <SexParlour> snoop
59:00 <SexParlour> eazy-e
59:00 <SexParlour> dre
59:00 <TheRon> i'd be like has she had the tests
59:00 <beehhh> sam worthington & I the same age
59:00 <johninja> i'm not listening to any of those artists now
00:00 <johninja> they all just went seriously uncool
00:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Zf7QMmt18f4
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Split Enz - Message To My Girl (Apr 17, 2007) 4:00 - Category: Music - 31,290 views - 130 likes (98.5%), 2 dislikes (1.5%)
00:00 <TheRon> my fav split enz
00:00 <SexParlour> i love underground hip-hop
00:00 <beehhh> i hope volcano wipes a few million from indonasia
00:00 <Bastardly_One> feminem tried hard with Marshal Mathers II to recapture it 
00:00 <Bastardly_One> and failed
00:00 <SexParlour> like brother ali,sage francis,aesop rock
00:00 <SexParlour> atmosphere
00:00 <SexParlour> murs
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont u hate it when u msg something to the wrong person on fb
00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's got some good parts to it though
00:00 <SexParlour> el-p
00:00 <SexParlour> all that stuff
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> and it gets you into a conversation you dont fucking want
00:00 <PandasDontDrive> lmaoz
01:00 <SexParlour> tell them to stfu pandas
01:00 <beehhh> easy to go england from malaysia due to so many affordable colleges and uni in london
01:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck would you put the vocal mix of Longest Road to Nowhere in this song?
01:00 <TheRon> no more empty self expression......
01:00 <beehhh> this time im an alien
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I have the worst song in my head
01:00 <TheRon> \neil finn
01:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
01:00 <robot> pizza ordered
01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I dunno where it got in there
01:00 <TheRon> best songwriting
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I call it the Absolute Song
02:00 <Bastardly_One> but it's really called Greyhound
02:00 <SexParlour> np: [Big Boi-Sir Lucious Left Foot The Son Of Chico Dusty-2010-H3X][05-big boi-shutterbug ft. cutty (produced by scott storch co-produced by big boi).mp3]
02:00 <beehhh> noah tyler is in edge of tomorrow
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I dare people to click it to suffer as much as I am 
03:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBRKSIj2tMc
03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Swedish House Mafia - Greyhound (Original Mix) (Date not found) 6:52 - Category: Music - 24,100,264 views - 92,363 likes (97.6%), 2,297 dislikes (2.4%)
03:00 <Bastardly_One> woke up with it in my head ... like what the fuck?
03:00 <TheRon> No more empty self-possession Visions swept under the mat It's no New Years resolution It's more than that Read more at http://www.songlyrics.com/split-enz/message-to-my-girl-lyrics/#gPJKw2eiY3jjMORx.99
03:00 <SexParlour> swedish house are gay
03:00 <SexParlour> fucking shit
03:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
03:00 <Bastardly_One> that track is actually good for them
03:00 <omfgbbqhax> u all shit me
04:00 <omfgbbqhax> kthx
04:00 <Bastardly_One> I wanna meet Sonny Moore
04:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously spit on him
05:00 <TheRon> what more can a poor boy do
05:00 <omfgbbqhax> i want to meet a pornstar and fuck her ass
05:00 <Bastardly_One> that Recess album is so poor
05:00 <Bastardly_One> Shrillex has nothing left
05:00 <A> I wannah meet u irl Bastardly_One n shake ur left hand
05:00 <beehhh> my new room is on the third floor facing the lake
05:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQOlwMKpmvQ
05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Crowded House - Better Be Home Soon (Feb 27, 2009) 3:25 - Category: Music - 857,182 views - 2,862 likes (98.3%), 50 dislikes (1.7%)
05:00 <Bastardly_One> A, why? 
06:00 <A> cause u're the left handed dude
06:00 <TheRiddler> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10367175_10152427537374481_5330206406095781539_n.jpg
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> because you masterbate with the other
06:00 <omfgbbqhax> :P
06:00 <Bastardly_One> and the day anyone met me would be a memorable day
06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol hax
06:00 <TheRon> somewere deep inside somethinsgs got a hold on you
06:00 <Bastardly_One> it's always a memorable day when you meet me 
06:00 <Bastardly_One> if in public
06:00 <SexParlour> np: [Korn-The Path Of Totality-(Special Edition)-2011-BriBerY][09-korn-get up (feat. skrillex).mp3]
06:00 <SexParlour> here u go
07:00 <Bastardly_One> you heard any of Recess?
07:00 <SexParlour> yeah
07:00 <TheRon> and i know i'm riiiiiight for the first time in my life thats why i tell you you'd better be home soon
07:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously I wanna meet Sonny and spit on him
07:00 <Bastardly_One> after all the rest of his brostep he comes out with that second rate shit 
07:00 <SexParlour> hmm
08:00 <SexParlour> noisia is awesome
08:00 <TheRon> bris 84 carl 88
08:00 <Bastardly_One> duh
08:00 <SexParlour> 12th planet,kill the noise,datsik,excision
08:00 <TheRiddler> :o
08:00 <SexParlour> i am legion
08:00 <TheRon> 8 mins to go
08:00 <Bastardly_One> datsik are really good too
09:00 <Bastardly_One> do you like stuff like Zedd or is he too german and pop for you?
09:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lnigc08J6FI
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daryl Braithwaite - The Horses (Date not found) 4:15 - Category: Music - 210,227 views - 625 likes (95.4%), 30 dislikes (4.6%)
09:00 <SexParlour> lol
09:00 <SexParlour> zedd is not too bad
09:00 <TheRiddler> I pre-ordered Triopico 5
10:00 <SexParlour> i do really like todd terje
10:00 <SexParlour> mat zo
10:00 <TheRiddler> 50!
10:00 <TheRiddler> :o
10:00 <TheRiddler> oh no
11:00 <TheRon> carn the lions
11:00 <TheRiddler> lions in front
11:00 <Bastardly_One> when you have time check this out 
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> its cold
11:00 <Bastardly_One> he's doing an electronic set from home http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NB_1oWacL7g
11:00 <SexParlour> i get nbn soon
11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 Live Set (HD) (Date not found) 02:08:27 - Category: Music - 283,584 views - 3,152 likes (97%), 99 dislikes (3%)
11:00 <SexParlour> 100/40 unlimited 8 pm
11:00 <SexParlour> 89pm
11:00 <omfgbbqhax> SexParlour u in tas?
11:00 <SexParlour> nah qld
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Sometimes
12:00 <TheRiddler> I want nbn :(
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> they are instlling it in our street atm
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> I wonder
12:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am in tas
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Why is it so hard for me
12:00 <SexParlour> 17th june i get it
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Being Dr. Dre
12:00 <SexParlour> nbn co are coming to do the install that day
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> *shakes head*
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Why
12:00 <TheRiddler> is this nbn the last roll out?
12:00 <SexParlour> cant wait
12:00 <SexParlour> not sure 
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Why can't I write my own lyrics.
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> And I have a small dick, and huge balls.
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> peace out.
12:00 <MrMark> evening
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Dr. Dre
13:00 <TheRon> carn the lions
13:00 <SexParlour> poor lions
13:00 <SexParlour> cant take a trick
13:00 <simba> theyre winning man
13:00 <SexParlour> are they
13:00 <simba> its retarded
13:00 <Bastardly_One> yes the cunts
13:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=pVfA9r-AVOg
13:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Daryl Braithwaite - One Summer (Date not found) 3:25 - Category: Music - 53,846 views - 177 likes (96.7%), 6 dislikes (3.3%)
13:00 <couleurs> any1 wanna trade mp3s with me msg me (nbn only)
13:00 <Bastardly_One> we can't win a trick more like 
14:00 <SexParlour> im setting an ftp
14:00 <SexParlour> once i get nbn
14:00 <TheRiddler> lions should be the team to get a priority pick this draft
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't believe we're playing like this 
14:00 <SexParlour> scene releases only
14:00 <TheRiddler> maybe
14:00 <Bastardly_One> I think we're doing it on purpose
14:00 <TheRon> one summer.....
14:00 <TheRiddler> that or western bulldogs
14:00 <TheRiddler> :o
15:00 <simba> how do they determine who it goes to
15:00 <simba> i assume it isnt just bottom spot
15:00 <TheRiddler> there goes the game
15:00 <TheRiddler> alot of factors
15:00 <Bastardly_One> I still think my idea is a good one 
15:00 <simba> theyre just going to give pick 1 to who they deem the shittest?
15:00 <TheRiddler> pretty much
15:00 <Bastardly_One> shittiest team gets relegated to the VFL
15:00 <TheRon> Ana_Ng: what ahs the smallest land area, andorra, liechtenstein. san marino or malta
15:00 <Bastardly_One> and someone like the Roosters get an AFL spot
16:00 <TheRiddler> it's now upto the board to decide
16:00 <TheRiddler> hai Ana_Ng
16:00 <simba> if only we had relegation and promotion but it cant happen with all these gay expansion /state clubs
16:00 <TheRiddler> fapped to any animal porn recently ;p
16:00 <Bastardly_One> hi Ana_Ng and we're still getting old and haven't walked in each other's majestic presence
16:00 <SexParlour> np: [Korn - Follow the Leader][13 - Korn - It's On!.mp3]
16:00 <SexParlour> this is a fucking amazing album
16:00 <SexParlour> korn is my quntisential band of the 90s
16:00 <SexParlour> the nu-metal era
17:00 <simba> lmao at yarran
17:00 <IAmSpeed> Deftones were always better than Korn.
17:00 <TheRon> carn the lions
17:00 <TheRiddler> yeah they got rid of the old priority pick system when the new teams came in
17:00 <SexParlour> deftones as well
17:00 <simba> yarran just rage quit the afl for a couple weeks
17:00 <SexParlour> deftones are no nu-metal to me
17:00 <SexParlour> though
17:00 <TheRon> oh the answer was san marino
17:00 <SexParlour> alternative metal
17:00 <Ana_Ng> san marino
17:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=M0pWejAnLUQ
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Slice of Heaven - Dave Dobbyn (Mar 19, 2007) 4:11 - Category: Music - 1,017,811 views - 3,070 likes (97.3%), 84 dislikes (2.7%)
17:00 <SexParlour> iamspeed ive seen deftones 3 times and i got photos of chino in the mosh at soundwave when he played with crosses
17:00 <simba> deftones should never be associated with shit like korn
17:00 <SexParlour> was right up close in the mosh
17:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dQLkxz6c2E
17:00 <TheRon> too early?
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ana Ng (May 6, 2006) 3:08 - Category: Music - 448,220 views - 1,614 likes (97.8%), 37 dislikes (2.2%)
17:00 <IAmSpeed> I wouldn't consider Deftones nu metal either. Especially the last three albums of theirs.
18:00 <SexParlour> yup
18:00 <Bastardly_One> Deftones are gay 
18:00 <SexParlour> wtf
18:00 <SexParlour> are u serious
18:00 <Bastardly_One> no
18:00 <SexParlour> gooood
18:00 <TheRon> is dave dobbyns new metal?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> but you nearly punched your monitor
18:00 <SexParlour> yes
18:00 <SexParlour> i raged quit
18:00 <SexParlour> nearly
18:00 <TheRon> awesome
18:00 <SexParlour> lol
18:00 <SexParlour> dave dobyns
18:00 <SexParlour> nu metal with that fucken coconuit thing
18:00 <SexParlour> he whsitels with
19:00 <couleurs> coldplay are the quintercentcial bend of the 00s
19:00 <SexParlour> coldplay are just terrible now
19:00 <SexParlour> they went down the pooper after x and y
19:00 <Bastardly_One> you wait til I track you down via the PS3 couleurs
19:00 <Bastardly_One> for that you are dead
19:00 <Serenity> fuck these assholes
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah!
19:00 <Serenity> were winning.. i turn the game on they lose
19:00 <Serenity> its me
19:00 <SexParlour> im getting ps4 for xmas
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh
19:00 <SexParlour> might be even sooner
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I won't watch now
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we seem to curse us Serenity
20:00 <Bastardly_One> we have to be doing it on purpose
20:00 <couleurs> j/k got u lol
20:00 <TheRon> her love shines over my horizon, she's a slice of heaven yeah
20:00 <SexParlour> is watchdogs any good
20:00 <SexParlour> i heard its crap
20:00 <Serenity> im gonna get drunk instead
20:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!!
20:00 <Bastardly_One> as soon as someone says 
20:00 <TheRiddler> good idea
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh Carlton are going to win
21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's like a curse that we won't
21:00 <TheRon> dreaming
21:00 <Bastardly_One> expect us to lose from now on 
21:00 <Bastardly_One> might work
21:00 <SexParlour> when i get ps4
21:00 <SexParlour> i will add u guys
21:00 <simba> nobody has a ps4 yet
21:00 <omfgbbqhax> i do
22:00 <Bastardly_One> I might by Christmas
22:00 <simba> do u play ne  thing on it
22:00 <TheRon> anybody feeling particulary abo tonight?
22:00 <omfgbbqhax> i play with myself
22:00 <SexParlour> abo idol
22:00 <Bastardly_One> OH
22:00 <SexParlour> aboriginal IDOL
22:00 <SexParlour> lol
22:00 <simba> i guess u could play with the menus
22:00 <Bastardly_One> 9:30 on sbs
22:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=F5JaDPHbFs4
22:00 <Bastardly_One> thanks TheRon
22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Screaming Jets Better (Oct 8, 2009) 4:41 - Category: Music - 469,427 views - 1,688 likes (97.6%), 42 dislikes (2.4%)
22:00 <SexParlour> lol @ simba
22:00 <couleurs> ps3!!!!!
22:00 <simba> ?
22:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a great Abo doco on sbs tonight
22:00 <beehhh> http://oi59.tinypic.com/5v91fc.jpg
22:00 <Bastardly_One> at 9:30
22:00 <SexParlour> poofest
22:00 <TheRon> footy
22:00 <TheRiddler> 90% of auditions of abo hip hop/rap
22:00 <SexParlour> its called eating poo
23:00 <simba> we're the pride of brisbane, we wear a few colors
23:00 <TheRon> i'm pure
23:00 <SexParlour> im pure white
23:00 <SexParlour> this is my land
23:00 <SexParlour> fuck off u black cunts
23:00 <SexParlour> this is my land my white land
24:00 <TheRon> this is my land this is your land
24:00 <beehhh> http://oi58.tinypic.com/21j8uxj.jpg
24:00 <simba> beehhh drink petrol
24:00 <TheRon> at least sniff it
25:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxz7CYkQltE
25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Warumpi Band, Black Fella White Fella (1987). Australian Native Music (Mar 27, 2011) 3:29 - Category: Education - 4,649 views - 23 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
25:00 <Bastardly_One> "australian native music"?
25:00 <TheRon> it's indigenous round
25:00 <Bastardly_One> more like shitty rock 
25:00 <beehhh> my gf is a ts
25:00 <TheRon> dan sultan is the act for the dreamtime ganme
26:00 <TheRon> michael long took his long walk
26:00 <simba> i remember an abo band i saw on rage called the djumba band or something it was incredibly hilarious
26:00 <beehhh> a view from my window those
26:00 <TheRon> i reckon kevin bloody wilson should play instead
27:00 <TheRon> g'day mr alan bond hows it going bloke
27:00 <SexParlour> lol
27:00 <Bastardly_One> was it this simba?
27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCIA8LE9X9A
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Yothu Yindi - Djapana (Feb 23, 2011) 3:59 - Category: Music - 30,325 views - 151 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
27:00 <SexParlour> yothu yindi treaty
27:00 <SexParlour> good song
27:00 <MrMark> classic song
27:00 <TheRon> faker - this heart attack
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm serious
28:00 <beehhh> im gonna get another hp laptop i3 for a double backup
28:00 <TheRon> he's serial
28:00 <TheRiddler> hp are shit
28:00 <Bastardly_One> this sound actually be our national anthem I'm about to link
28:00 <simba> nah it wasnt yothu yindi the band name was djumba band or something
28:00 <Bastardly_One> it really suitss our country
28:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mkidP2OUCk
28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Icehouse - Great Southern Land (Oct 24, 2006) 4:59 - Category: Music - 1,942,552 views - 6,233 likes (98.5%), 97 dislikes (1.5%)
28:00 <TheRiddler> so are acer
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see this as our national anthem
28:00 <TheRon> the national anthem is khe sanh
29:00 <Bastardly_One> I get real visuals out of this song
29:00 <Bastardly_One> strangely
29:00 <TheRon> that song just reminds me of going to the footy
29:00 <Serenity> im ready to get a new football team
30:00 <Serenity> 22 years service down the drain you useles cunts
30:00 <TheRiddler> lol
30:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck you
30:00 <beehhh> http://www.snapdeal.com/product/hp-15d002tx-laptop-3rd-generation/383139357
30:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you dare
30:00 <TheRon> tasmania?
30:00 <simba> i remmeber the abo song was called culture
30:00 <TheRiddler> join dogs :p
30:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on simba I'll see if I can find it 
30:00 <Serenity> id rather die
30:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity, your blood is blue
30:00 <Bastardly_One> it's too late ... as if desert a sinking shit
30:00 <Serenity> im so angry with them
31:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean ship
31:00 <Serenity> they should have had this in the bag
31:00 <Bastardly_One> freudian slip
31:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah blame TheRon
31:00 <Bastardly_One> he mentioned the score
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and we lost from there
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they're doing it on purpose
31:00 <robot> pizzah
31:00 <TheRiddler> lol
31:00 <Serenity> blue cunts
31:00 <Bastardly_One> they have to be ... I refuse to believe it
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean we lost to Melbourne even
32:00 <Serenity> 19 fucking years since a premiership ffs
32:00 <Serenity> a won one anyway
32:00 <simba> melbs are alright now tho they gave us a Srs Game today
32:00 <Bastardly_One> Mick must really be going off his head ... I reckon he wants to do shit 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but isn't allowed like he was at Collingwood
32:00 <simba> yes i found it http://youtu.be/GFzf9j3WvrE
32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 'Culture' the Djambang Band (May 26, 2009) 3:25 - Category: Music - 7,662 views - 27 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
33:00 <TheRiddler> 58yrs for dogs
33:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG simba
33:00 <Bastardly_One> this is shocking
34:00 <simba> lol
34:00 <simba> i love that it was on rage
34:00 <Bastardly_One> bad abo ska
34:00 <TheRiddler> oops
34:00 <TheRiddler> I mean 60yrs
34:00 <TheRiddler> this is year 60 for the dogs
34:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
34:00 <Bastardly_One> we're talking about Carlton
35:00 <simba> "fucking filthy boongs, nice of them to paint their clothes on"
35:00 <simba> lol
35:00 <simba> my mate
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I love the fact I have a Collingwood cheer squad member on my FB
35:00 <Bastardly_One> we have the best footy fights
37:00 <Serenity> cloudy apple juice and vodka
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I better check the chair I am sitting on 
37:00 <Bastardly_One> I could of just ripped a hole in it with that fart
37:00 <Bastardly_One> that was epic
38:00 <tech_n9ne> Maybe poo?
38:00 <Bastardly_One> the housemate even yelled out, "excuse you!"
38:00 <zaim> im back
38:00 <tech_n9ne> Smelly little cunt
38:00 <Bastardly_One> KFC
38:00 <Bastardly_One> does it every time
38:00 <Serenity> as if eat that trash
39:00 <tech_n9ne> The best farts KFC
39:00 <Bastardly_One> first time in ... 
39:00 <Bastardly_One> well a few years ... was trying to count
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I found out I had gall stones last time I ate KFC from a gall bladder attack
39:00 <Bastardly_One> never touched it since until today and I know why
40:00 <Bastardly_One> even worse without a gall bladder
40:00 <tech_n9ne> Its awesome
40:00 <tech_n9ne> Weak
40:00 <Bastardly_One> might taste good but it goes through you
41:00 <Blarp> Maccas has the same effect on me these days Bastardly_One
41:00 <tech_n9ne> No it doesn't
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
41:00 <Bastardly_One> half hour to an hour max
41:00 <Bastardly_One> for leasing maccas
41:00 <Bastardly_One> for me
42:00 <Blarp> yeah, I think it's the burgers... I'm all good on the nuggets, or anything that isn't a burger
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I want Nandos for dinner
42:00 <Blarp> mmmmm Nandos 
42:00 <Bastardly_One> just to really fuck myself up
42:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
42:00 <tech_n9ne> Peri peri chicken 
42:00 <tech_n9ne> Fark
42:00 <tech_n9ne> U get a job or something ?
42:00 <Bastardly_One> or a kebab but I'm not a big red meat eater
42:00 <Blarp> Nandos fries are better than maccas, or kfc 
43:00 <Bastardly_One> no, I always have money
43:00 <tech_n9ne> I heard different b1 lol
43:00 <Bastardly_One> unlike most welfare cunts I don't spend it in 2 days
43:00 <Bastardly_One> I budget
43:00 <Serenity> nandos is so over rated
43:00 <tech_n9ne> Lolz budget
43:00 <Bastardly_One> depends on the franchise runners I find Serenity
43:00 <A> http://www.abc.net.au/triplej/media/listen.htm?show=listen
43:00 <tech_n9ne> Nandos is dog shit
44:00 <Bastardly_One> then again I might make pancakes
44:00 <simba> nandos chips + their coleslaw + peri peri
44:00 <simba> = how 2 win
44:00 <Bastardly_One> and have the housemate whine/hint at wanting some
44:00 <johninja> make me pankcaeks
45:00 <Serenity> i dont like hot food so maybe thats why i dont care for it
45:00 <johninja> weed pankcakes
45:00 <Bastardly_One> say please
45:00 <johninja> ppls
45:00 <Bastardly_One> no
45:00 <johninja> plox
45:00 <Bastardly_One> good poo eh?
45:00 <Bastardly_One> you're wasted I can tell
46:00 <johninja> lol
46:00 <johninja> ;)
46:00 <johninja> always~
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> o yay
46:00 <Bastardly_One> besides you wouldn't like my pancakes
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I make them with no sugar in the mix
46:00 <PandasDontDrive> mate is gonna watch The Grey with me lolz
46:00 <Bastardly_One> and I like them with lemon and ...
46:00 <tech_n9ne> The gay??
46:00 <Bastardly_One> ... salt
46:00 <tech_n9ne> Lololol
46:00 <A> aye, I ain't into the hot stuffs either ........ I donno .......... it jus kills any sort of taste/flavour ....... and I jus don't like my mouth on fire etc
46:00 <tech_n9ne> Yuk b1
47:00 <johninja> mels firends just boughte a cote overe
47:00 <Bastardly_One> weird taste accident as a child by accidently putting salt instead of sugar
47:00 <Serenity> excuse me
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> tech_n9ne you faggot
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> sup
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> faggot
47:00 <Serenity> sugar has no place in a pancake mix
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> :P
47:00 <johninja> cr3p3s
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> word
47:00 <Bastardly_One> agreed Serenity
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> KREEPS
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> agreed
47:00 <tech_n9ne> Sup homie
47:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah crepes I make
47:00 <Bastardly_One> big fucking crepes
47:00 <Serenity> hows your butt tech_n9ne
47:00 <Bastardly_One> hate thick pancakes
47:00 <tech_n9ne> Cum crepes
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> I smell the mouth of sucking up asshole.
47:00 <PandasDontDrive> :)
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> come
48:00 <Serenity> i like my butthole to be given a nice clean
48:00 <tech_n9ne> Its tight baby hows your freckle ?
48:00 <Serenity> tight like a tiger babes
48:00 <tech_n9ne> Wooohoooo
48:00 <tech_n9ne> That's hottt
48:00 <A> faszi
48:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
48:00 <A> soup
49:00 <tech_n9ne> Goulash
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> I like cleaning ur butt sezz
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> i always imagine putting a nice razor sharp..
49:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol @ sezz
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> tongue
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> up there..
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> STAB YOU MAN!
49:00 <tech_n9ne> I want to tounge serenity out
50:00 <tech_n9ne> Stabby
50:00 <Serenity> licky nikky
50:00 <Serenity> yum
51:00 <Doodle> hot
51:00 <Nikky`> It is
51:00 <Nikky`> all of it
51:00 <Doodle> :P~
51:00 <simba> the last action tech_n9ne got was feeling up his sister at the australia day bbq which ended up with his old man beating the shit out of him
51:00 <TheRon> I'm bringing sexy back them other guys don't know how to act
51:00 <simba> oops sorry TheRiddler
52:00 <TheRiddler> lol
52:00 <TheRon> You know it
52:00 <tech_n9ne> It was our birthday simba faggot
52:00 <tech_n9ne> Get it right
52:00 <TheRiddler> you're 1 year older to death
52:00 <Serenity> i watched a movie with timberlake in it yesterday and realised how girly his voice sounds
53:00 <tech_n9ne> He's gay
53:00 <TheRon> Dank her is in
53:00 <TheRon> Daniher
53:00 <TheRiddler> you wish he's gay
53:00 <TheRon> Ohh ffs
54:00 <TheRon> I've seen fire and I've seen rain
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity ... https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/393704_548587288515098_1742375208_n.jpg
54:00 <Serenity> lol
55:00 <simba> ive.. seen things you people wouldnt believe..
55:00 <TheRon> Bombers win
55:00 <TheRon> Too early?
56:00 <TheRon> fucking scum
56:00 <Bastardly_One> see the bombers shoot up, up
56:00 <tech_n9ne> Junkied
56:00 <tech_n9ne> S
56:00 <TheRon> The tigers are lost
57:00 <TheRon> I'm listening to Carly Rae jepsen and I like it
58:00 <johninja> 8====D
58:00 <TheRon> Ffs Richmond
58:00 <couleurs> <TheRon> I Kissed a Carly Rae Jepsen and I Liked It
58:00 <simba> is this the dreamtime game
58:00 <simba> or is that later
59:00 <simba> dreamtime has soething 2 do with abos right
59:00 <TheRon> Oh this is dreamtime
59:00 <simba> they turned dreamtime into abo round i think
59:00 <TheRon> Here's my number so call me maybe
59:00 <TheRon> Oh yes
59:00 <simba> im abo
00:00 <TheRon> Why the fuck would you go to Alice springs otherwise
00:00 <johninja> i'm caucazn
00:00 <simba> didnt even realise that was the first game for points up there
00:00 <TheRon> The fat lady has sung
00:00 <simba> we always go 2 darwin tho
00:00 <TheRon> I know
00:00 <TheRon> Fucked up hey
01:00 <simba> maybe we prefer it to two trips to perth or something
01:00 <Bastardly_One> classic song
01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x67jtMPfdTw
01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Steel Panther - Fat Girl (Oct 22, 2010) 4:45 - Category: Music - 2,395,662 views - 9,286 likes (95.9%), 394 dislikes (4.1%)
01:00 <simba> some girls are bigger than others
01:00 <TheRon> Rick price - not a day goes by
01:00 <tech_n9ne> What would you know about sport simba
02:00 <simba> a lot
02:00 <johninja> tch9
02:00 <simba> what do u know about trolling
02:00 <simba> a: nothing
02:00 <tech_n9ne> You little faggot
02:00 <johninja> lol
02:00 <johninja> which one is tech_n9ne?
02:00 <simba> i actually forgot
02:00 <tech_n9ne> Lol
02:00 <simba> thats how shit he is
02:00 <johninja> ic
02:00 <simba> in amongst all the trolls hes just so bad and hasnt been here for a bit
02:00 <TheRon> The heat are through, San Antonio play tomorrow
02:00 <simba> hes just forgettable
02:00 <simba> hes the tradie guy
02:00 <simba> idk
02:00 <TheRon> They're 3-2 up
02:00 <simba> theyre all tradies
03:00 <tech_n9ne> Suck me off simba its your best 
03:00 <johninja> imagine them building your house
03:00 <tech_n9ne> Mate
03:00 <TheRon> The game is in okc
03:00 <TheRon> Patty mills and aron baynesvare Aussies
04:00 <simba> troy chaplin must shit his nappy when he has to defend 1 on 1 
04:00 <TheRon> Sam stosur plays sharapova, she's fucked
05:00 <johninja> hi mark
05:00 <TheRon> Get that ball fucking forward
05:00 <johninja> old buddy
05:00 <johninja> there are ladies present TheRon
05:00 <TheRon> I know I'm ruining it for everybody
05:00 <johninja> like SexParlour
06:00 <johninja> she will get upset again
06:00 <TheRon> It's hard watching Richmond
06:00 <TheRon> They're doing fuck all
07:00 <simba> maybe they get spooked by big crowds
07:00 <johninja> yeh shit team
07:00 <johninja> they are scared of the dark
07:00 <TheRon> im almost in tears here they're so bad
07:00 <johninja> hi Serenity
08:00 <Serenity> hello
08:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
08:00 <Serenity> dont do that ill get motion sick
08:00 <johninja> lol
08:00 <TheRon> Like pushing Richmond uphill
08:00 <johninja> how fast do you think Saemon could get up to in his wheelchair?
08:00 <Serenity> down a hill?
08:00 <johninja> mybe we could tow him behind a car
08:00 <Serenity> bout 80 i reckon
08:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh we busted that the other day
08:00 <johninja> like jet skis
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he busted himself he's not crippled
09:00 <TheRon> So hard to push shit uphill
09:00 <Bastardly_One> he was worrying full on about work for the dole
09:00 <simba> not as quick as it takes him to rage in PM after a ban 
09:00 <Bastardly_One> now if you were crippled you'd be on  dsp for one thing
09:00 <TheRon> Bruce Springsteen - the river
09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol simba
09:00 <Bastardly_One> how bored must of the sad little fuck been?
10:00 <Bastardly_One> got no reaction out of me and went on to you
10:00 <johninja> BruceRee
10:00 <Serenity> i cant believe he said those things tbh
10:00 <TheRon> Richmond are officially fucked
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he's in australia now
10:00 <Bastardly_One> well, his name is anyway
10:00 <Bastardly_One> he likes to follow me to annoy me 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> fails though
11:00 <TheRon> Richmond are trying to lose
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> Serenity
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> mum read my poem/letter and 'liked' yay!
12:00 <simba> Richtank
12:00 <PandasDontDrive> hopefully since she likes it she will msg me and help me publish it
12:00 <simba> Ninthmond evolved into Richtank
13:00 <TheRon> Simba you're thoughts?
13:00 <TheRon> I'd go with its fucked
13:00 <simba> they just look like a bad team 
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> sim can i pm u?
13:00 <simba> they look like theyre playing away
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> SIMCARD
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> Simcardio
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> hahahaha
13:00 <simba> yes u always do...
13:00 <simba> HahAhahaa.
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> lols
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> kk
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> and LOLS
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> SAMBA
13:00 <PandasDontDrive> such a diss
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <simba> 28 to 1
13:00 <TheRon> Two princes
14:00 <PandasDontDrive> You awesome young man SAMBA I WISH I WERE YOU! said Picard.
14:00 <simba> im glad we finally get 2 host the dons this year, theyre hard over there
14:00 <TheRon> How's caro gonna be on mon?
16:00 <TheRon> The Carlton mid ads are the best
16:00 <TheRon> They're so my brother
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> samba pm lol
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> like that's even a diss
16:00 <simba> things i just learned streaming american tv #235235: they call pizza pick up "carry out"
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> You sexual BEAST
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> OH fkn
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> oi
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> got a new thing now
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> Things I Just Learneded
17:00 <TheRon> My bro says cool cool a lot
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> Do not mix sex and food, unless you are willing to pull out the chicken wing.
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ;)
17:00 <TheRon> Sex and food should be mixed
18:00 <MrMark> esp cream
18:00 <simba> lol
18:00 <simba> cant stand ya
18:00 <TheRon> Chicken and cashew for lunch tomorrow
18:00 <TheRon> I know a place
19:00 <robot> put a pizza box on her back and eat a slice doggy style
19:00 <johninja> ricardo sanchez
19:00 <Bastardly_One> taking directions and giving me erections, that's what girls are for!
19:00 <TheRon> Let's do it this way so we can both watch the footy
20:00 <johninja> there are ladies present TheRon
20:00 <TheRon> My bad
20:00 <johninja> you are uncouth
20:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't like that kind of talk
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *flicks my hair*
20:00 <TheRon> Should I get out some housewives delight?
20:00 <Nikky`> What hair?
20:00 <Bastardly_One> *sits lady like*
20:00 <Bastardly_One> Nikky`, oh hi! <3
20:00 <Nikky`> Hi Hi
20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I do have some at the moment
20:00 <johninja> hey
21:00 <Nikky`> Hey johninja
21:00 <Bastardly_One> oh no fawks is here
21:00 <Bastardly_One> I might go
21:00 <johninja> i might go returns my vcrs
21:00 <TheRon> Fawks the storm?
21:00 <johninja> going through my router logs tommorow
21:00 <fawks> Hello
22:00 <johninja> then reorganising my socks draw
22:00 <TheRon> Storm fucked?
22:00 <fawks> I tipped them
22:00 <Nikky`> Everyone ensure their socks are organised
22:00 <TheRon> Big 3 out
22:00 <Nikky`> *should
22:00 <fawks> How long to go 
22:00 <fawks> I'm not watching 
22:00 <TheRon> Neither am kinda why I'm watching
23:00 <TheRon> Asking
23:00 <robot> i'm getting the sims 4 shut up i like the sims
23:00 <fawks> Ah
23:00 <fawks> Well its 10-0
23:00 <fawks> Cowboys 
23:00 <robot> sometimes i make them fight
23:00 <TheRon> Yeah expected
23:00 <simba> is sims 4 coming out this year?
23:00 <robot> it's already out
23:00 <robot> origin
23:00 <fawks> You're already out 
23:00 <simba> oic!
23:00 <robot> oh fawks, burn
23:00 <TheRon> There goes my hero, watch him as he goes
24:00 <TheRon> There goes my hero he's ordinary
24:00 <robot> wait no its not
24:00 <robot> shit
24:00 <robot> i thought it was out
24:00 <johninja> ooh ahh glenn mcragh
25:00 <fawks> Glen coco
25:00 <TheRon> Fuck Richmond are shit
25:00 <TheRon> I'm disappointed
25:00 <johninja> which one is couleurs?
25:00 <TheRon> I rephrase, troy Chaplin us shit
26:00 <simba> ya
27:00 <TheRon> And I guess that's why they call it the blues
27:00 <simba> gole
28:00 <simba> they dont seem like abo jumpers from afar
28:00 <johninja> golgolgolgol
28:00 <johninja> [-o-]
28:00 <TheRon> Fuck me I'm watching 7 live
28:00 <TheRon> So slow
28:00 <TheRiddler> wtf tigers
28:00 <simba> =    )     [-o-]    (   =
28:00 <simba> footy oval
29:00 <TheRiddler> beat gws by over 100 then come out like this
29:00 <TheRon> Disgusting
30:00 <simba> lol nobodies up front
30:00 <simba> r they not playing vickery
30:00 <simba> or the other big kent
30:00 <TheRon> Richmond deserve every bit of ridicule
31:00 <TheRiddler> no vickery
31:00 <TheRiddler> they have maric instead
31:00 <TheRon> So
31:00 <simba> hampson
31:00 <simba> hes da tall
32:00 <TheRon> Wtf
32:00 <TheRiddler> yay
32:00 <simba> gole
32:00 <TheRiddler> cotchin goal
32:00 <TheRon> The tv is fucking slow
32:00 <simba> i wanna tip the dogs tomorrow i think that could be good
32:00 <Bastardly_One> I just rang my brother in law up
32:00 <faux> kewl
32:00 <simba> but dockers had a rest i am stickin with them
33:00 <TheRiddler> can you identify every player by number?
33:00 <faux> yes
33:00 <Bastardly_One> said, go tiges! laughed and hung up
33:00 <faux> 1. dickhead
33:00 <faux> 2. dickhead
33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
33:00 <simba> only from my own team
33:00 <TheRon> Pearl jam - corduroy
33:00 <TheRiddler> same
34:00 <simba> i wish i knew some lists like the dogs and dockers a bit better 
34:00 <simba> we only get like 4 of their games on free to air all year teams like that
34:00 <TheRiddler> yeah
34:00 <TheRon> I can name most players and numbers
34:00 <TheRiddler> I also know most of the known players of each team
34:00 <simba> whats buddys new number at sydney
34:00 <TheRiddler> freo should win tomorrow
35:00 <TheRon> 23
35:00 <TheRiddler> the famous number
35:00 <simba> of Course
35:00 <TheRiddler> for most sports
35:00 <TheRon> Dal santo?
35:00 <simba> no idea
35:00 <simba> 12?
35:00 <TheRon> 15
36:00 <simba> i like the young kid who took abletts old 29
36:00 <simba> he has the long hair too
36:00 <simba> is it mitch duncan?
36:00 <TheRon> Goddard got hit thatsva shame
36:00 <TheRiddler> guthrie
36:00 <johninja> 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
36:00 <TheRon> 29
36:00 <johninja> semen
37:00 <couleurs> 666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666666
37:00 <Nikky`> tehehe
37:00 <johninja> lel
37:00 <simba> that was a throw!!!!!!!!!!!
37:00 <johninja> ty
37:00 <TheRon> Clancy Pearce?
37:00 <Nikky`> And I used my girly arm
37:00 <Nikky`> 50 cent style
37:00 <Nikky`> yeaaaah
38:00 <johninja> o/
38:00 <TheRiddler> lol
38:00 <TheRon> Devil inside the devil inside.....
38:00 <simba> take u to the candy shop
38:00 <johninja> 88
38:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking 
38:00 <Bastardly_One> I need a car
38:00 <johninja> candygirl
38:00 <simba> the crazy 88
38:00 <TheRon> See 50cents pitch?
39:00 <TheRiddler> what's on a 50c coin in the US
39:00 <johninja> 0.50
39:00 <Nikky`> Yes, hence my comment TheRon
39:00 <TheRon> Duck this could go anywhere
39:00 <TheRiddler> imagine if it was 50cent lol
39:00 <simba> 50 cent pitches a sitcom to NBC called "cent" 
39:00 <johninja> they have 50 cent notes
40:00 <johninja> i jest
40:00 <simba> thomas got hit hard
40:00 <simba> hes a tuff kent
40:00 <TheRon> He got up
40:00 <TheRiddler> oh it's JFK
41:00 <TheRiddler> and it's a half dollar
41:00 <TheRiddler> *called
41:00 <TheRon> Goooooooalllllllll
41:00 <TheRiddler> why go for dons lol
42:00 <TheRon> Well Richmond are fucked
42:00 <simba> ryders on the storm
42:00 <simba> learn 2 kick u f**** fa*g*
42:00 <TheRiddler> true
43:00 <TheRon> Roadhouse blues
43:00 <simba> GOLE
43:00 <simba> not even dead yet lol
43:00 <TheRiddler> hardwick should be sacked by end of the year
43:00 <Shadowgate> please be funny lol
43:00 <Shadowgate> the riddler you killed of laughter
43:00 <simba> die Shadowgate
44:00 <TheRon> Edwards
44:00 <simba> wb mzyoyo long time no c
44:00 <simba> hope u r healthy and happey
44:00 <mzyoyo> thanks simba
44:00 <mzyoyo> hi
44:00 <mzyoyo> yeah I'm alright 
44:00 <mzyoyo> how are you?
44:00 <Shadowgate> mzyoyo your adorable aww
44:00 <simba> gr8 tahnx
44:00 <TheRon> How's the boobs?
44:00 <TheRon> Too soon?
44:00 <simba> i think ive been looking at screens too long my eyes are getting those patches of light and i cant read properly
44:00 <simba> lol
44:00 <mzyoyo> boobilicious
44:00 <Shadowgate> fruity lexia real nice
45:00 <TheRon> Nice
45:00 <simba> GOL
45:00 <simba> E
45:00 <simba> not
45:00 <TheRiddler> tigers not down by much
45:00 <TheRiddler> 22pts
45:00 <TheRon> Nickleback - gotta be somebody
45:00 <TheRiddler> 21
46:00 <mzyoyo> simba take a break from screens
46:00 <TheRiddler> eww
46:00 <TheRiddler> nickleback
46:00 <TheRon> For gods sake look at her boobs
46:00 <TheRiddler> what boobs
47:00 <mzyoyo> what
47:00 <TheRon> It's only natural that I should want to
48:00 <mzyoyo> nothing natural about you
48:00 <TheRon> Don't be mean to me
48:00 <johninja> hi mzyoyo
48:00 <PandasDontDrive> dont be beans!
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> fwanks an beenz
49:00 <TheRiddler> welp
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> HALP MI
49:00 <johninja> beeeeneeerrrrrs
49:00 <TheRiddler> I thought that tigers would kick back into
49:00 <TheRiddler> now they're getting smashed
49:00 <TheRon> Can't I have another piece of chocolate cake
49:00 <PandasDontDrive> bee-eers
50:00 <Nikky`> Night guys.. movie in bed night - enjoy
50:00 <TheRon> My name is luka, I live on the second floor
50:00 <johninja> hi
50:00 <mzyoyo> Luka Magnota?
50:00 <Lumeah> i live up stairs for you , guess you never seem me before
50:00 <mzyoyo> what movie nikky?
50:00 <mzyoyo> oh 
50:00 <mzyoyo> she left :(
51:00 <TheRon> You just don't argue anymore
51:00 <Doodle> :(
51:00 <MrMark> yawn
51:00 <simba> they can only get momentum for a few minutes richmond
51:00 <johninja> is it bad we had maccas?
51:00 <mzyoyo> I'm getting paid triple time woo
51:00 <TheRon> Just don't ask me how I am
52:00 <mzyoyo> TheRon are you singing
52:00 <mzyoyo> ?
52:00 <TheRon> Yes
52:00 <TheRon> Luka
52:00 <Lumeah> mzyoyo cools
52:00 <TheRon> Lovei
53:00 <TheRon> Millencolin - fox
54:00 <TheRon> She's the ride I ever had
54:00 <TheRon> Best
55:00 <johninja> millenium faux
55:00 <fawks> Hello
55:00 <johninja> hi
55:00 <Serenity> what did the faux say
55:00 <johninja> how was your day?
55:00 <johninja> nothing
55:00 <fawks> Pretty good
55:00 <johninja> i just sid her name
55:00 <fawks> Just cleaned mostly 
55:00 <johninja> (like a little prayer)
55:00 <fawks> N u?
55:00 <Serenity> im singing m8
55:00 <johninja> oh cool
55:00 <Serenity> relax
55:00 <johninja> went to see a frnd
55:00 <johninja> soz xox
55:00 <johninja> me 2
55:00 <Lumeah> hi ITaL^GuY
56:00 <fawks> Ddi yoi sort the stuff out
56:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Lumeah
56:00 <TheRon> Haim - don't save me
57:00 <johninja> yes :)
57:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/AHqFi5B
57:00 <johninja> lol
57:00 <robot> aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaahhahaahahhahahaha
57:00 <robot> baahahahahqahahhaahahahhahahahahaa
57:00 <MrMark> we all drunk yet?
57:00 <johninja> did you forget to clean anywhere?
58:00 <johninja> lol
58:00 <mzyoyo> thank you for being a friend
58:00 <johninja> you used to take photos
58:00 <johninja> np
58:00 <mzyoyo> travelled half the world and back again
58:00 <TheRon> So baby don't save me
58:00 <johninja> she drives me crzy
58:00 <mzyoyo> your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant
58:00 <johninja> like no one else
58:00 <couleurs> that was funny
58:00 <mzyoyo> and if you threw a party
58:00 <mzyoyo> invited everyone you knew
58:00 <MrMark> fine young cannibals
58:00 <johninja> yes
58:00 <mzyoyo> you would see the biggest gift would be from me
59:00 <TheRon> She drives me crazy
59:00 <mzyoyo> and the card attached would say, thank you for being a friend
59:00 <johninja> e3fxz gbv y
59:00 <fawks> I still take photos 
59:00 <TheRon> Like no one else
59:00 <johninja> ^angel
59:00 <johninja> she is trolling
59:00 <johninja> uimjknklub h
00:00 <fawks> Smart baby knows how to press enter
00:00 <fawks> lol
00:00 <TheRon> I'm back in the ussr you don't know how lucky you are boy
00:00 <Serenity> irc is too confusing tonight
00:00 <johninja> lol
00:00 <Serenity> either everyone else or I have drunk too much
00:00 <johninja> no tht is me
00:00 <johninja> the enter
00:00 <fawks> Oh yes
00:00 <Crip> mm bonge
00:00 <Serenity> is that like doge?
01:00 <TheRon> Pass the dutchie in the left hand side
01:00 <Serenity> such weed so stoned many smoke
01:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:00 <MrMark> weed!!!
01:00 <johninja> lolol
01:00 <Lumeah> share!
01:00 <Lumeah> ohh passing
02:00 <johninja> me and my mates used to call it that back in the day
02:00 <Serenity> woah wtf i dont have that song
02:00 <johninja> and scottie pimpin
02:00 <TheRon> Sussudio
03:00 <johninja> hi
03:00 <TheRon> Oh oh
03:00 <faux> and stay out
04:00 <robot> u
04:00 <johninja> lol
04:00 <johninja> the door hits her ass
04:00 <johninja> its not special though
04:00 <johninja> every door does
04:00 <TheRon> A bit hey hey it's Saturday but ok
05:00 <TheRon> Storm?
05:00 <Serenity> wheres mel
05:00 <johninja> she had friends over
05:00 <johninja> with a cot for angle
06:00 <johninja> (lol this dumb chick called her that)
06:00 <Serenity> aw angle sah purdy lol
06:00 <johninja> lol
06:00 <TheRon> Well damn it she should be here
06:00 <johninja> rektangle
06:00 <Serenity> 90 degree or??
06:00 <johninja> she is more 180
06:00 <Serenity> lol
06:00 <johninja> atm she is on her stomach tho
06:00 <johninja> not sure what that is
06:00 <johninja> the head is at like 75
07:00 <johninja> her body is 180
07:00 <johninja> or what
07:00 <johninja> hmm
07:00 <johninja> that is reverse
07:00 <johninja> no she is still alive
07:00 <johninja> lol
07:00 <TheRon> Me and julio down by the schoolyard
07:00 <johninja> /__
08:00 <Serenity> fuck
08:00 <johninja> \__
08:00 <Serenity> im running out of vodak
08:00 <Serenity> im gonna have to drinnk my wine
08:00 <TheRon> Sorry but tubby Taylor can't play guitar
09:00 <simba> 4:1)
09:00 <simba> 3GREEN
09:00 <johninja> john went outside, I think he's heaps smashed
09:00 <TheRon> It's good to be green
09:00 <TheRiddler> trade your wine with someone
09:00 <TheRon> Hard wick looks ducked
10:00 <johninja> we shared a big mac, how romantic
10:00 <MrMark> u should never run out of vodka!!!
10:00 <johninja> she ran out of vodak apparently
10:00 <johninja> not vodka
10:00 <johninja> =P
10:00 <MrMark> same stuff
10:00 <johninja> lol
10:00 <TheRon> Could we have kippers for breakfast mummy dear mummy dear
11:00 <MrMark> kippers r good
11:00 <Serenity> thank christ for two toilets
11:00 <johninja> take a kip bro
11:00 <johninja> I wish we had two
11:00 <johninja> john and angel fuck up my bathroom
11:00 <Serenity> comes in handy when ya drinkinhg
11:00 <TheRon> Don't you look at my girlfriend she's the only one I got
11:00 <johninja> yer, dyl and I had 3
12:00 <johninja> a toilet each
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <johninja> bugger to clean though
12:00 <simba> toilets are sacred
12:00 <Serenity> we dont use the laundry one much
12:00 <TheRon> Teaching angel bad habits?
12:00 <MrMark> fuck the ice melted in my vodka and lemonade.....
13:00 <johninja> laundry toilet?
13:00 <johninja> sink?
13:00 <Serenity> LOL no theres one out off the laundry
13:00 <Serenity> and one in the bathroom
13:00 <johninja> nah angel shit all over lee's jolly jumper
13:00 <johninja> liquid gross shit
13:00 <johninja> fkn poofter baby
13:00 <johninja> =\
13:00 <simba> lol
13:00 <TheRon> I show my nephew who jimmy bartel is
14:00 <simba> thomas got mini owned again
14:00 <Serenity> this is an old house the original toilet is off the laundry
14:00 <johninja> ohh
14:00 <Serenity> and they renovated the bathroom and took the bath out and put a toilet in
14:00 <johninja> I thought you were making pauly use the sink
14:00 <TheRon> Richmond are spent
14:00 <johninja> lmao
14:00 <Serenity> lollll no
14:00 <Serenity> hes not saremon
14:00 <johninja> haha
14:00 <Serenity> saemon
14:00 <TheRiddler> I looked at this house for rent a couple of weeks ago
14:00 <TheRiddler> the toilet was outside..
15:00 <simba> thunderbox
15:00 <TheRon> Spliff central
15:00 <Serenity> wait wait
15:00 <TheRiddler> undercover by outside
15:00 <TheRiddler> would be horrid in winter
15:00 <simba> nioce gole danhier
15:00 <TheRiddler> the house was very old
15:00 <TheRiddler> also
16:00 <simba> this house is so old my toilet has a string for the light instead of a switch
16:00 <TheRiddler> there's a old free masons building opposite
16:00 <TheRon> Hard wick looks like a man worried about his job
16:00 <johninja> one of daves toilets is outside
16:00 <simba> what about thompson, is he tucking into a sanga?
16:00 <johninja> first time I pissed in it there was blood everywhere
16:00 <TheRon> He does that
16:00 <TheRiddler> I would too if I was expected to make finals
16:00 <simba> cool as a cucumber
17:00 <TheRon> He orders subway
17:00 <simba> what was that cucumber on the footy show
17:00 <johninja> I thought a chick had her rags
17:00 <simba> womans choice
17:00 <TheRiddler> yet play like a bottom 4 team most weeks
17:00 <johninja> but he just bled everywhere from smashing his own window
17:00 <TheRon> Kate bush - withering heights
17:00 <simba> lmao
18:00 <simba> amateur hour
18:00 <TheRon> Wil Richmond score more than. 23
18:00 <TheRiddler> very amatuer
18:00 <TheRiddler> *amateur
19:00 <TheRon> Hardwick it's fucked
19:00 <Bastardly_One> bbs
19:00 <TheRiddler> ...
19:00 <simba> lmao
19:00 <simba> what the FUCK
19:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:00 <simba> hasnt scored yet this year that forward....
20:00 <TheRon> My game analysis is always succinct 
20:00 <TheRon> It's fucked
20:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t31.0-8/p417x417/266560_10150225706712331_5030324_o.jpg
20:00 <Serenity> fuck
20:00 <Serenity> that took forever
20:00 <Serenity> ruined the fucking moment
20:00 <simba> TheRon has been around the block
20:00 <simba> lol
20:00 <TheRon> Pretty accurate though
21:00 <MrMark> u drank the bottle of wine yet Serenity?
21:00 <Adonis> ok irc
21:00 <Adonis> I ask thee, 1 question
21:00 <Serenity> no man
21:00 <Serenity> i still have vodk
21:00 <Serenity> a
21:00 <Adonis> do I stay at home, or take a fuck load of coke and just see where the might takes me
21:00 <MrMark> u should plan ahead and never runout
21:00 <simba> take a fuckload of coke and use ird
21:00 <simba> irc
22:00 <Serenity> ^
22:00 <TheRon> Gonna have a ball tonight, down at the globe
22:00 <Adonis> nah too much shit happening in my life atm, don't need to fill irc full of my shit
22:00 <simba> imagine the arguments here in the early hours of a sat morning.. if those people were on coke
22:00 <MegaA> man othe than erin mcnaught and krystal forscutt tim tams are the best ting to be made in australia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
23:00 <TheRiddler> ...
23:00 <Adonis> coke it is
23:00 <TheRon> I'd argue mews boobs are better than Krystal forscutt
23:00 <MegaA> sprove it
23:00 <MegaA> prove it
23:00 <MegaA> show me
23:00 <TheRon> Mew
24:00 <A> I have a leak
24:00 <A> that I need to fix
24:00 <A> on monday
24:00 <TheRon> I might take a leak
24:00 <TheRiddler> who is MegaA
24:00 <simba> c:/mydocuments/importantstuff/pictures/sacrednudes/mewsboobs.jpg
25:00 <TheRon> No idea
25:00 <Adonis> lol
25:00 <TheRiddler> and why dont they make sense
25:00 <Serenity> are you still single Adonis
25:00 <A> so .............
25:00 <Serenity> or did you go back to the axe murderer
25:00 <A> when I get that done
25:00 <MrMark> whos snorting coke?
25:00 <MrMark> wooohooo
25:00 <A> I'mnah make some moneh
25:00 <A> n spend it goin visitin some1
26:00 <Adonis> single
26:00 <Adonis> got about 5 stage 5 clingers
26:00 <Serenity> o.O
26:00 <Adonis> if I go out tonight, i'll probably kill someone
26:00 <TheRiddler> Here'sssss JOHNNY!
26:00 <Serenity> dont go out
26:00 <Serenity> stay in and be a loser like us
26:00 <Adonis> nah like
26:00 <robot> wasn't mews boobs a kids show
26:00 <Adonis> i wanna go out
26:00 <Adonis> pick up
26:00 <robot> wait that's blues clues
27:00 <Adonis> fuck till my cock falls off
27:00 <Adonis> but
27:00 <Serenity> ,lol
27:00 <Adonis> i will probably snap at anyone who looks at me
27:00 <TheRiddler> just make sure your ex isn't out n about
27:00 <Adonis> HA
27:00 <Adonis> my ex is a fucking psycho cunt fucking fuck fuck
27:00 <Adonis> I hate the cunt
27:00 <Serenity> lol
27:00 <Adonis> fuck that psycho bith
27:00 <Adonis> fuck
27:00 <ShadowLurker> cocks
27:00 <Adonis> ok need another line
27:00 <simba> maybe we'll read about u in the news tomorrow
27:00 <Adonis> brb
28:00 <Serenity> how much coke do you need to od on
28:00 <Lumeah> ok so your angery Adonis
28:00 <Adonis> i spent 6500 on 28g today
28:00 <MegaA> Riddler MegaA is Mega Alexandros which means Alexander the GREAT 
28:00 <ShadowLurker> go out di burnouts
28:00 <Serenity> i dont know if thatx good or abd
28:00 <ShadowLurker> do*
28:00 <MegaA> he was a Grek Warrior and king
28:00 <A> I donno of ne 1 od-in on coke
28:00 <Serenity> i dont know shit about drugs
29:00 <Adonis> all i know is 1200mg trene was a bad idea
29:00 <Adonis> and whatever drugs are in my system right now
29:00 <Adonis> there is probably a shorter list of drugs I haven't taken
29:00 <Serenity> dont die bro
29:00 <simba> u need a good acid trip
29:00 <TheRon> You shook me all night long
29:00 <simba> none of this Party Powder.
29:00 <A> fck acid
29:00 <Serenity> you need a good old fashioned bong
29:00 <A> too dirteh
30:00 <Doodle> lol
30:00 <simba> dirty?!
30:00 <simba> from u A that is funny
30:00 <Adonis> my mother today said "weed is too much of a pussy of a drug for aaron to do"
30:00 <A> in ur language, ye
30:00 <Adonis> I had a visit from my parents to see how shit is going
30:00 <Serenity> thass your porblme
30:00 <Serenity> FUCK
30:00 <Serenity> thats your problem
30:00 <Adonis> so many problems
31:00 <Adonis> sooooooooooooo many problems it's not funny
31:00 <Serenity> yeah but are they real ones
31:00 <Serenity> or just pretty people problems
31:00 <simba> Adonis is way past cones and cartoons he needs flashing lights and city brawls
31:00 <TheRon> Intergalactic planetary
31:00 <simba> TheRon is tripping
31:00 <TheRon> Awesome
32:00 <TheRon> Beastie boys
32:00 <Adonis> soooo I got assaulted by my ex, shits going through court, then this week had cops come to my house for a raid, then had court for that, cunts owe me about 12k, got like 5 girls attached to me atm, I took too much tren (the shit that fucks with your head)
33:00 <Adonis> and I have become completely wreckless with drugs
33:00 <TheRon> Damn
33:00 <Adonis> I was at a 21st last weekend with family and shit and I was racking up in the toilets
33:00 <Serenity> pretty people problems
33:00 <johninja> i'm going to take the lights out and install subbies in the roof
33:00 <simba> i hope you find some people to calm down with a bit
33:00 <johninja> the neighbours upstairs stomp 2 much
34:00 <Adonis> now I need to decide what to wear and which location I'm going
34:00 <johninja> ty
34:00 <TheRon> I'm thinking of a bottle cap swastika
34:00 <johninja> i hope you relaz 2
34:00 <johninja> which one is couleurs?
34:00 <TheRon> Couleurs
34:00 <johninja> i miss knifebunny a lot
34:00 <johninja> i think i might ask him to come back on
35:00 <johninja> as  btmn type figure
35:00 <johninja> BATBUNNT
35:00 <johninja> Y
35:00 <Doodle> buttman?
35:00 <johninja> yeh
35:00 <johninja> so fried
35:00 <simba> i so fried
35:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Snow - Informer.mp3 (4.16MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:32)
35:00 <smokey> me 3
35:00 <Doodle> a licky boom boom down
35:00 <simba> cops can hear me
35:00 <simba> cant sleep
35:00 <couleurs> stop makeing my highlight go off u asshoels
35:00 <smokey> lol
35:00 <smokey> you are freaking out maaan
35:00 <Doodle> hai couleurs
35:00 <Crip> smokey snow
36:00 <Crip> and doodles
36:00 <TheRon> Duran Duran - girls on film
36:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bez4lCxhJTU
36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: JUSTIN BIEBER BABY SCREAMO FOR X FACTOR (Date not found) 4:59 - Category: Comedy - 211,043 views - 1,981 likes (41.9%), 2,752 dislikes (58.1%)
36:00 <Doodle> sup Cripla
36:00 <simba> im so fancy fried - iggy azalea feat. chris
36:00 <Crip> its like a terrible rap
36:00 <Crip> sfa dude Elz
36:00 <TheRon> Best clip ever
37:00 <Doodle> boobies
37:00 <TheRon> Yep
37:00 <SNOWWWW> http://imgur.com/BZaHKI6 snow
38:00 <Doodle> gay
38:00 <Crip> dooo eeettt
38:00 <Serenity> are you snorting that
38:00 <Doodle> he's shelving it
38:00 <Serenity> that makes me feel sick
38:00 <SNOWWWW> that's from last night
38:00 <Doodle> shelve it bro
39:00 <Serenity> hello script
39:00 <Serenity> crip
39:00 <simba> shelve it all
39:00 <Crip> yes hello
39:00 <Serenity> phone and everytihng
39:00 <Adonis> I just did about half a bag
39:00 <Doodle> cool
39:00 <Crip> I bought half a bag earlier
39:00 <Crip> of weed..
39:00 <Crip> I dont compare..
39:00 <Doodle> lol
39:00 <Serenity> i have a vbg of nkthiong
39:00 <Serenity> so shh
39:00 <Doodle> lightweight
40:00 <Doodle> vbg of nkthiong
40:00 <Crip> ^
40:00 <Serenity> FUCK
40:00 <TheRon> Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you
40:00 <Serenity> bag of nothing
40:00 <Crip> ive got to keep on moving
40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Rick Astley - Never Gonna Give You Up.mp3 (3.29MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 3:35)
41:00 <Adonis> http://imgur.com/X6E2rmt
41:00 <Adonis> this much left of this one
41:00 <Doodle> gayer
42:00 <Doodle> oh look theres me
43:00 <Serenity> i can see meee
43:00 <TheRon> My mother came to hazard when I was just 7
43:00 <Doodle> kekekeke
43:00 <Serenity> i thoght coke was meant to be finer
43:00 <Serenity> are you snorting glucose
43:00 <Adonis> this was rock
43:00 <Adonis> was
44:00 <Adonis> ok, so I'm going out
44:00 <robot> is that ice Adonis
44:00 <TheRon> We used to walk down by the river, she used to watch the sun go down
44:00 <robot> coke
44:00 <Adonis> coke
44:00 <TheRiddler> oh dear
45:00 <Adonis> I had dinner with 2 chicks and they're trying to get me to go like an hour away from here, but have better chances sealing the deal with more local gorls
45:00 <Adonis> what to do?
45:00 <Adonis> halp
45:00 <Adonis> need a game plan
45:00 <Serenity> threesome
45:00 <TheRon> Have some cans
45:00 <Adonis> I've had 2 threesomes since being single
45:00 <Adonis> I am a big fan
45:00 <Doodle> *fag
46:00 <TheRon> Mmf?
46:00 <couleurs> lol
46:00 <Adonis> lawl, it's easier to pick up when you work in a gym
46:00 <Adonis> ffm
46:00 <couleurs> who da hek still uses firefox...
46:00 <TheRon> Nope
46:00 <TheRon> I'm a google man
47:00 <robot> gorls
47:00 <Serenity> youve had one more than me then
47:00 <Serenity> how rude
47:00 <couleurs> thank u
47:00 <Adonis> seriously being single has been the best thing
47:00 <Adonis> but it's bad for murphy's gym
47:00 <TheRon> Serenity you got a BFF I could....
48:00 <Doodle> finger?
48:00 <Maurice> Who were the lucky men, Adonis
48:00 <Maurice> And is there video
48:00 <Doodle> lol
48:00 <Adonis> he legit wants me to make an ebook
49:00 <TheRon> And everyone's waiting....
49:00 <Doodle> i had a lemsip earlier, i'm off my guts
49:00 <TheRiddler> lol reidwoldt
49:00 <Maurice> Thats pretty hardcore
49:00 <Adonis> my best advice, call everyone babe and be confident
49:00 <Doodle> yeh
49:00 <simba> 3 goles 9 v essendon
49:00 <Adonis> anyways, need to make a decision, what to do
50:00 <Adonis> what2do
50:00 <Adonis> argh
50:00 <TheRiddler> are you what don jon is based off?
50:00 <TheRiddler> lol
50:00 <Maurice> I think Fausto is based off him
50:00 <Doodle> jack off, snort some lines and quietly overdose in the corner
50:00 <Doodle> and stop typing
50:00 <Maurice> And it's Juan, not don jon
50:00 <TheRon> Long don Jon
51:00 <TheRiddler> watch pain & gain
51:00 <TheRiddler> adonis can be the rock :p
51:00 <Maurice> Don't be disgusting
51:00 <Adonis> the rock isn't that big
52:00 <Adonis> when I saw him next to my mate I was like "wtf"
52:00 <TheRon> You'd know
52:00 <TheRiddler> when was this?
52:00 <Maurice> He was massive in that movie
52:00 <Adonis> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10313562_10152470043829874_5729290886082804385_n.jpg
52:00 <Adonis> 14th may
53:00 <Adonis> he aint that big
53:00 <TheRon> You're love keeps lifting me higher and higher
53:00 <simba> bring me a higher love
53:00 <Adonis> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10349225_10152492818719874_5746458440539740229_n.jpg and that's dan and I from last weekend
54:00 <Maurice> Calm down Adonis, rein in that ego
54:00 <TheRon> All I wanna do is make love to you
54:00 <Adonis> nah I'm highly disappointed
54:00 <Maurice> One night of love, is all we knew
54:00 <Adonis> that's 2 famous people I've seen compared to mates and it's been a let down
54:00 <Adonis> in the past month
55:00 <Maurice> I liked it better when you were dead
55:00 <A> every day he spent with her .......... was a payday
55:00 <Adonis> that'll happen as soon as I figure out what I am doing
55:00 <simba> i swear you look a bit like trihex (tho trihex is a nigga) https://fireden.net/4chan/images.4chan.org//vg/src/1389527190279.png
56:00 <TheRon> Weep little lion man you're not as strong as you were at the startl
56:00 <simba> poor richmend
56:00 <Adonis> http://photos-b.ak.instagram.com/hphotos-ak-xaf1/10362084_756439937720105_1872175908_n.jpg it's the stubble
56:00 <Adonis> that's all
56:00 <simba> they look like scrambled eggs out there
56:00 <TheRon> Yep
57:00 <simba> and essendon are like a lean piece of steak
57:00 <TheRon> Not watching but hey
58:00 <TheRiddler> I guess having their forward line properly set up makes a difference
58:00 <robot> Maurice i read this one today http://www.27bslash6.com/easter.html
58:00 <robot> funny as fuck
58:00 <Maurice> Lol yeah that one is good
58:00 <TheRiddler> also no carlisle in as a forward target lol
00:00 <TheRon> But the fevers gonna catch you when the bitch get back
00:00 <simba> lol good kick from goddard
03:00 <simba> riewoldt finally gets 1
03:00 <TheRon> Bowie - modern love
04:00 <bambi> ty
05:00 <robot> http://imgur.com/gallery/x2wI3DG
05:00 <robot> always makes me giggle
05:00 <TheRon> Kvitova on the verge
05:00 <couleurs> me 2
07:00 <TheRon> Couleurs Aussies get a draw in the World Cup
08:00 <couleurs> like mr squiggle? 
08:00 <TheRon> If you like
09:00 <TheRon> We can't win so
09:00 <couleurs> yay
10:00 <TheRon> Are you gonna be my girl??
10:00 <couleurs> no
10:00 <TheRon> Damn
12:00 <TheRon> Kuznetsova, or kvitova make a choice
12:00 <bambi> whammy
12:00 <simba> jumping jack
12:00 <Shadowgate> bambi let sfuck
12:00 <Shadowgate> im drunk i drank fruity lexia
12:00 <bambi> ;)
12:00 <Shadowgate> it rocks
13:00 <robot> ahahaha Shadowgate lol
13:00 <Crip> www.tunein.radioxenu.com
13:00 <Shadowgate> robot you kill people of laughter
13:00 <bambi> * robot loves bambi
13:00 <TheRon> 7 6 in the 3 rd
13:00 <robot> love you i don't even know you
13:00 <simba> kill people of laughter
14:00 <Shadowgate> did the tigers get back int hat game
14:00 <robot> i didn't even watch your movie
14:00 <TheRon> Human centipede?
14:00 <Shadowgate> i wached half tiem these are a not good
15:00 <TheRon> Kvitova serves for the match
15:00 <TheRon> 0-30
17:00 <simba> 0-40
17:00 <TheRon> Sweet Caroline good times never seemed so good
18:00 <TheRon> 7 - 7
19:00 <TheRon> Fuck me a new racquet now
20:00 <TheRon> Where's your head at
20:00 <couleurs> turn down 4 what
21:00 <TheRon> 30's
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> hey Serenity
22:00 <PandasDontDrive> u there
22:00 <doctor> no vibe tonight
22:00 <TheRon> 8 7 kuznetsova
24:00 <TheRon> 0-15
25:00 <TheRon> 0-30
25:00 <TheRon> 0-40
25:00 <bambi> ...
26:00 <bambi> #tennis
26:00 <TheRon> Kuznetsova wins, another seed gone.
27:00 <simba> 666
28:00 <bambi> i think #tennis and #gaysex merged
28:00 <bambi> the same people were in both rooms
28:00 <TheRon> Someone sounds like a bitchl
28:00 <bambi> kek
29:00 <couleurs> lel
29:00 <simba> lul.
29:00 <simba> Epic Phael.
29:00 <Serenity> hello i am Serenity
29:00 <simba> that was my Attila impression everybody
30:00 <TheRon> I would do anything for love but I won't do that
32:00 <Serenity> my fingers are hnubm
33:00 <Serenity> numb
33:00 <couleurs> Good
33:00 <bambi> my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
33:00 <couleurs> nice 1 sim
33:00 <couleurs> ba
33:00 <TheRon> Stepanek v ferrer
33:00 <couleurs> ba #1 top striker in the world
34:00 <TheRon> Germany to win it
34:00 <Serenity> im letting loof back in
35:00 <TheRon> Dear god
35:00 <couleurs> nooooooo
35:00 <Serenity> look calm down its lood he will gget himself banned again soon ehough
35:00 <Serenity> loof
35:00 <TheRon> The London bombs
36:00 <couleurs> `ban Loof u r old and stupid like Picard
36:00 <ShadowLurker> he'll never learn
36:00 <TheRon> I'd argue Picard is just an arsehole
36:00 <bambi> buy me a pony
36:00 <Serenity> he wont join anyway unless someone tells him
37:00 <simba> lol
37:00 <Maurice> Then I can accidentally ban him for evading
37:00 <robot> i need another can of coke
37:00 <TheRon> Whoops
37:00 <Serenity> LOL NO MAN
37:00 <Serenity> im bored
37:00 <robot> Maurice go downstairs and get it for me
37:00 <Serenity> someone invite him
37:00 <Maurice> nou
37:00 <robot> woman GO
37:00 <Serenity> hes not evben here
37:00 <Maurice> NO
37:00 <simba> if u wanna kick someone kick me
38:00 <couleurs> he doesn't even go here
38:00 <couleurs> --- faux 
38:00 <faux> :D
39:00 <TheRon> I can't get to sleep I think about the implications
39:00 <A> fckn usb cards
39:00 <A> bbabl
39:00 <TheRon> Faux who won
39:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter#2
39:00 <faux> idk
39:00 <faux> didnt check
40:00 <faux> nrl.com
40:00 <TheRon> Damn
40:00 <Serenity> you know who i dont miss at all
40:00 <Serenity> pieter
40:00 <couleurs> fucken mah usb cards used 2 b a pineapple
40:00 <Serenity> how nice is it wothout hom
40:00 <faux> wow
40:00 <faux> 22-0
40:00 <faux> cowboys
40:00 <faux> :S
40:00 <Serenity> WOTHOUT HOM
40:00 <faux> melb sucked
40:00 <TheRon> The big 3 out
41:00 <TheRon> It's pay those three fuck the rest
42:00 <TheRon> Hence losing Hoffman
42:00 <faux> thats pretty embarrassing if you cant score points without slater
42:00 <faux> n cronk?
42:00 <faux> smithaaaaay
42:00 <TheRon> N smith
43:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/xR_X61uCgXM
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Police can't stop him ! (Dec 15, 2010) 1:50 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 2,554,026 views - 17,944 likes (98%), 364 dislikes (2%)
43:00 <MegaA> cvome e stai chico
43:00 <MegaA> chicho
43:00 <couleurs> F*ck T*e P*lice!!!!!!!!!!!
43:00 <TheRon> N hoff
43:00 <MegaA> oi oi oi 
43:00 <bambi> with or without youuuuuuuuuuuu
44:00 <simba> the law always wins
44:00 <TheRon> Spider bait - buy me a pony
44:00 <Serenity> BREAKING THE LAWWW
44:00 <Serenity> BREAKING THE LAWW
44:00 <TheRon> Ouch
44:00 <Serenity> /nick noddles
45:00 <TheRon> Chicken and cashew for lunch
45:00 <MegaA> i used to play soccer with spiderbait
45:00 <Serenity> hey everyone
45:00 <Serenity> its bastardly one
45:00 <couleurs> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd1eMrVFhOw
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Judge Judy ending EVER!!!! (Date not found) 1:01 - Category: News &amp; Politics - 32,577 views - 238 likes (97.1%), 7 dislikes (2.9%)
46:00 <couleurs> lol
46:00 <TheRon> Joe Jackson - real men
47:00 <simba> we only smash stuff outside
47:00 <TheRon> Watching rafa
47:00 <MegaA> take yoru mind back to i dunno when 
48:00 <Serenity> fuck
48:00 <Serenity> i ran out of apple juice
48:00 <MegaA> TRAGEDY!!!!!!!11
48:00 <noodles> i'm here to kick ass and chew gum
48:00 <TheRon> Bee gees
48:00 <noodles> and i'm all out of cum
48:00 <noodles> lol
49:00 <noodles> everybody wang chun
49:00 <Serenity> TARGEDY WHEN THE FEELINGS GONE AND YOU CAN GO ON ITS TRAGEDY
49:00 <noodles> lol
50:00 <simba> targedy
50:00 <noodles> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJC-ECU8IE&feature=kp 
50:00 <Serenity> ill tar you in a minute
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - I Will Survive (Dec 16, 2008) 2:21 - Category: Entertainment - 380,203 views - 1,294 likes (98.3%), 22 dislikes (1.7%)
50:00 <Serenity> i think im cold
50:00 <TheRon> In the silence, think of you, send a message hope it gets trhrough
51:00 <noodles> (if you re watching that you re a huge faggot)
51:00 <noodles> like me
51:00 <TheRon> Each to their own
52:00 <noodles> yus
52:00 <MrMark> wooohoooo!
52:00 <noodles> lol
54:00 <duddard> any gay guys in here from brunswick wanna head job  mesg me ASAP
54:00 <MrMark> nah syd here
54:00 <Doodle> damn if only i was from brunswick
54:00 <TheRon> When I played tennis, fuck the technique step up and smack the crap out of it, white knuckles if you can
54:00 <MrMark> sigh
54:00 <duddard> both you gays gay?
54:00 <Doodle> no
54:00 <MrMark> no
55:00 <duddard> we can have a three way phone conference
55:00 <MrMark> im tri sexual
55:00 <Doodle> hot
55:00 <ness> MrMark is try hard sexual
55:00 <duddard> wanna swap numbers in pm?
55:00 <Doodle> i cant use my phone during a storm
55:00 <MrMark> i like women...men...and things in between
55:00 <Doodle> their legs?
56:00 <duddard> leave women out of it ,  they dont do it fo rme
56:00 <Doodle> lol
56:00 <MrMark> well ya get that
56:00 <duddard> I got a lot against them too
56:00 <noodles> `topic tennis and gaysex
56:00 <duddard> but thats another story
56:00 <Doodle> crikey
57:00 <doctor> arent they one the same?
57:00 <simba> crickey me gizzard m8
57:00 <Doodle> strewth
58:00 <duddard> what the
58:00 <doctor> JEWliar Gizzards is ruining the country
58:00 <MegaA> io'm tri sexual as well man - i try to be sexual!!!!!!!!!!1
59:00 <Doodle> lol
59:00 <noodles> lel
59:00 <duddard> ive bashed up women before
59:00 <Doodle> uh
59:00 <Doodle> thats not cool
59:00 <duddard> it is if ur gAY
59:00 <Doodle> no, pretty sure it isnt
59:00 <rektangle> which one is the gay one?
59:00 <Doodle> me
59:00 <rektangle> Doodle is the black one
59:00 <rektangle> the gy black one
59:00 <Doodle> o/`
00:00 <rektangle> hello sailor
00:00 <Doodle> ;)
00:00 <Serenity> gayer than a pocket full of butterflies
00:00 <rektangle> );
00:00 <Doodle> gayer than a gypo's wagon wheel
00:00 <Serenity> gayer than a handbag full of glitter
00:00 <Doodle> teehehehe
00:00 <rektangle> mel is watching footy
00:00 <MrMark> gayer than Elton John at Mardi Gras!
00:00 <rektangle> i am looking t handbags on ebay
01:00 <duddard> i wanted to follow John Denyer's footsteps from Frankston
01:00 <rektangle> leving on  jet plane?
01:00 <doctor> gayer than a gay bloke whos gay?
01:00 <Doodle> that as well
01:00 <Serenity> gayer than a rectum full of semen
01:00 <Doodle> D:
01:00 <doctor> that can be hetero too
04:00 <Rak> gayer than mineral water
05:00 <duddard> Rak, can u buy me dinner next time, b4 u fuk my gay ass?
06:00 <Rak> the way i tear it up you should be buying me dinner
07:00 <Serenity> gayer than a quiche at smoko
07:00 <Rak> gayer than antiquing
11:00 <FOBZTA>  11:11
12:00 <faux> Serenity https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10383109_796803477004423_4670797542858409925_n.jpg
12:00 <faux> "Maleficent ...the ghetto bootleg version xoxo - GloZell Jolie"
13:00 <Serenity> LOL glozell
13:00 <Serenity> i love her so much
13:00 <faux> lolol
13:00 <Serenity> mah koolaid hurr
14:00 <faux> LOL
14:00 <faux> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/1926839_796037390414365_3393780970867170528_n.jpg
14:00 <faux> lol.
14:00 <Serenity> guna go see poidurr at tha perk
15:00 <faux> Adonis in 30 years https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10311987_795522047132566_2213772760884298897_n.jpg
15:00 <omfgbbqhax> thats me now
15:00 <doctor> mmm, roasted
16:00 <rektum> ^masterquit
18:00 <simba> 4,11WAAA13,12WOWO8,1WAA11,4WOWO3,7WOWO
21:00 <Rak> we should go acapella
24:00 <rektum> ok
28:00 <couleurs> !weather
31:00 <Rak> cloudy with a chance of meatballs
31:00 <Serenity> lol
31:00 <Maurice> The 2nd one of those is good
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
31:00 <couleurs> thank u
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> hospital in the morning
31:00 <omfgbbqhax> grrrrrrrrrrrrr
32:00 <couleurs> did u break ur leg
32:00 <Maurice> Herpes flaring up again?
32:00 <omfgbbqhax> no i got wood in my eye
33:00 <Maurice> Ouch
33:00 <Rak> lol
33:00 <omfgbbqhax> cant see out of it
33:00 <Rak> oh it wasn't a euphemism
33:00 <Rak> :/
33:00 <Maurice> Your boyfriend has bad aim
33:00 <Lumeah> are you ok omfgbbqhax?
33:00 <couleurs> get whale soon 
33:00 <Lumeah> and you didn't want to go to work lol
34:00 <Lumeah> sure you don't want to go t emergency ? you might rub it during the night and make it worse. yes i know it's a hassle so would eye damadge
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have to ride the motorbike
35:00 <Lumeah> you alone then?
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> yes
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> i will go to docs in the morning
35:00 <omfgbbqhax> other whys hospital
36:00 <faux> other whys
36:00 <omfgbbqhax> yeah i know
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> i am typing with one eye
37:00 <omfgbbqhax> and then i realised it looked wrong
37:00 <faux> i can spell with one eye closed
37:00 <faux> lol
37:00 <faux> me irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10325543_648452825248938_5242482849317753557_n.jpg
37:00 <TheRiddler> hot faux lol
37:00 <TheRiddler> :p
37:00 <Lumeah> got any patches?
37:00 <faux> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfa1/t1.0-9/999411_491411687619720_1331620216_n.jpg
37:00 <Lumeah> cuz you might scrach it during the night
38:00 <faux> peoples eyes are usually  closed when they sleep
38:00 <couleurs> ^PRiNcE^LeBeNoN^
38:00 <faux> lmao couleurs
38:00 <faux> this caption is the best
38:00 <faux> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xaf1/t1.0-9/28852_489702931123929_521439948_n.jpg
38:00 <faux> Super Mario look #mario #mostache #newlook #bored #tryingsomething #new
38:00 <faux> LOL
38:00 <faux> fuck.
39:00 <couleurs> lol
39:00 <couleurs> so gay
39:00 <faux> lolllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
40:00 <couleurs> he looks like the eurovision winner
41:00 <TheRiddler> lies it's prince
41:00 <TheRiddler> :p
41:00 <Lumeah> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLYiIBCN9ec
41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Linkin Park - Iridescent [HD] - from Transformers: Dark of the Moon (Jun 3, 2011) 4:06 - Category: Music - 33,658,758 views - 187,096 likes (97.3%), 5,256 dislikes (2.7%)
41:00 <TheRiddler> bat dance!
41:00 <Student> waia is lagging tonight
41:00 <Student> ohhh john :)
42:00 <Student> who will let him know to change his ident information?
43:00 <Maurice> He wasn't hiding who he was..
43:00 <Bastardly_One> you're lagging
43:00 <Bastardly_One> as usual
43:00 <Bastardly_One> your brain
43:00 <Student> fuck yourself
43:00 <Student> specially in the rectum :P
44:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck all of you
44:00 <Serenity> calm your dick hole
44:00 <ShadowLurker> oh youre fucked lady
44:00 <Maurice> Yeah you stupid plug hole
44:00 <ShadowLurker> you hear me
44:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck your warrior shit
45:00 <Student> for the sake of fuck , kindly gently do not fuck :P
45:00 <Serenity> I DONT WANT YOU
45:00 <Serenity> EVER
45:00 <Serenity> YOU'LL BE BACK
45:00 <Serenity> YOU HEAR ME?
45:00 <Student> ohhh things went fishy between the couple 
45:00 <simba> centipede cum
45:00 <Student> so sad but life goes on 
45:00 <Maurice> Shut up already, Student
45:00 <Student> fuck up already , Maurice
45:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOOL
46:00 <couleurs> hi Student hope u r well welcome 2 chat zone
46:00 <ShadowLurker> you idiot
46:00 <Serenity> IS HE KIDDING ME
46:00 <Maurice> I think he's for srs
46:00 <Student> hello couleurs, yes i am 
46:00 <ShadowLurker> its lines from a movie you stupid fuck
46:00 <omfgbbqhax> lego movie?
46:00 <Serenity> yes
46:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh of course
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> kragle
47:00 <Lumeah> pain killers?
47:00 <Maurice> RELEASE THE KRAGLE
47:00 <Lumeah> soo funny
47:00 <ShadowLurker> wtf
47:00 <ShadowLurker> this bitch is on drugs
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> i like this movie
47:00 <omfgbbqhax> they should make more
48:00 <Lumeah> yeah its cool huh
48:00 <omfgbbqhax> i have lego batman movie
48:00 <Student> not a fan of batman movies
49:00 <A> fck
49:00 <A> it's makin meh redo windows
49:00 <ShadowLurker> thats cos youre an idiot
49:00 <Student> wow, i just accidently pulled out the network cable from the network card, plugged it back and i am still connected 
49:00 <ShadowLurker> yeh
49:00 <ShadowLurker> it can work that way
50:00 <Student> just experienced it 
52:00 <Serenity> if you ge tit before i pings out
52:00 <Serenity> it still works
53:00 <Student> thank you 286
53:00 <Student> or thanks for the info 
53:00 <Maurice> TIT
53:00 <Student> tits are good, make one's dick go long
54:00 <simba> boobs
54:00 <Student> spiritual shits do not talk about boobs like that :p
54:00 <Student> the so called holly peoples
55:00 <simba> sshh
56:00 <Student> i gave quotation for a toyota crown royal saloon , let see how it goes
56:00 <ShadowLurker> Student
56:00 <ShadowLurker> fuck off
56:00 <ShadowLurker> thanks
56:00 <Student> the owner is a fucker white hair guy 
57:00 <simba> fuck toyota
57:00 <Student> toyota is cool in  my part of the world
57:00 <Student> it is long life for our country's shit roads, if you call them roads any way 
57:00 <Student> so yes to toyota 
58:00 <simba> what about you
58:00 <Student> crown i am talking about have 6 cylinder gasoline engine in it
58:00 <simba> are you cool in your part of the world
58:00 <Student> yes i am cool 
58:00 <simba> do you get down and boogie on the dancefloor?
58:00 <Serenity> i want to strange her with her hangrid hair
58:00 <Student> in my part of the world one can run gasoline engines on cNG
58:00 <ShadowLurker> lol
58:00 <Maurice> Lol
59:00 <Serenity> HAPPY REX MANNING DAY
59:00 <Student> i make people dance for me 
59:00 <Maurice> I like how they made him look so big
59:00 <simba> like your wives?
59:00 <Student> like every one 
59:00 <Student> spining them like shit holes
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