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00:00:00 <Serenity> my feet are froooooozen
00:01:00 <Maurice> Let it goooo let it goooo
00:01:00 <Loof> bring on summer
00:01:00 <Loof> plzzzzzzzzzzzz
00:01:00 <Serenity> nahh i hate being hot
00:01:00 <faux> cant hold it back anymooooooooooreeeeeeeeee
00:01:00 <Maurice> Summer sucks balls
00:01:00 <Loof> guess you're born how you're born sez
00:02:00 <faux> lol
00:02:00 <faux> deep
00:02:00 <Loof> born hawt
00:02:00 <milk> anyone know what goes into a Big Mac?
00:02:00 <simba> ur a bunch of hotties
00:02:00 <Serenity> i jus kant help it
00:02:00 <milk> KFC customers
00:02:00 <Maurice> I still can't believe some giant plonker scraped my car and didn't even leave a 'suck shit' note
00:03:00 <stebie> i wish they would make games like fifa multiplayer multiplatform
00:03:00 <stebie> :<
00:03:00 <milk> when I eat, I EAT!
00:03:00 <couleurs> me 2
00:03:00 <couleurs> ps4!!!
00:03:00 <milk> nah nah nah, mate there is eating and eating and eating... but me I EAT!
00:04:00 <Loof> johninja for op!
00:04:00 <Loof> just sayin
00:04:00 <milk> size matters
00:04:00 <Serenity> ops are now closed
00:04:00 <Loof> lol
00:04:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
00:04:00 <milk> are listening to me?
00:05:00 <milk> you*
00:05:00 <Serenity> no
00:05:00 <Maurice> But we'll keep your resume on file and look again in 6 months
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> and I wrote Serenity a proper resume before
00:05:00 <milk> I saying you can eat and eat and eat
00:05:00 <milk> and eat and eat and eat
00:05:00 <Bastardly_One> least the other new ones didn't get pregnant
00:05:00 <The_Baron> ops sound no fun here
00:05:00 <Serenity> its not
00:05:00 <Serenity> but someones gotta do it *swaggers off*
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> it is when she goes to bed
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> or you're name is Maurice
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
00:06:00 <milk> but if someone is really serious, I mean really serious about eating... well, just saying you can never have enough metallic red mobility scooters with a orange flag
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> joking
00:06:00 <Maurice> You are name
00:06:00 <The_Baron> Brace Yourself For NoteOps
00:06:00 <Serenity> be thankful its me and carls not here
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> the amount of bitches I get over your bans
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> are fucking annoying
00:06:00 <faux> Maurice update on tvd pls
00:06:00 <The_Baron> yeah but carl let u guys ban ppl for op abuse
00:06:00 <Maurice> I'm up to the last one
00:06:00 <faux> omg
00:06:00 <Loof> plz no
00:06:00 <faux> yessssssssss
00:06:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Carl would never ever ever ever ever give me to me again
00:06:00 <The_Baron> which gave u heaps of reasons to ban/kick ppl
00:07:00 <Maurice> Then I'll have to work through the origs
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> I told ya what I told ya ... that was our convo and not for the channel
00:07:00 <Serenity> yep which was like 90% of the bans
00:07:00 <Bastardly_One> don't spoil my shit :P
00:07:00 <Serenity> unfortunately the channel dynamics have changed and if you did that there would be about 5 people left
00:07:00 <faux> the orig finale was good but iwasnt as omg about it as tvs
00:07:00 <faux> tv
00:07:00 <faux> s
00:07:00 <faux> yvd
00:07:00 <faux> omg
00:07:00 <faux> forgeti t
00:07:00 <Loof> i haven't banned anyone but myself (accidentally) with my ops in rizon #marijuana ever
00:07:00 <milk> The_Baron? can I can you Mr Harkonnen?
00:07:00 <faux> can i can you
00:08:00 <The_Baron> no
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to ban you need to ban
00:08:00 <johninja> knowing me knowing you
00:08:00 <johninja> ahah
00:08:00 <Serenity> i wish i could take my own head off so i couild cut my hair
00:08:00 <johninja> there is nothing we can't do
00:08:00 <milk> my apologies your highness
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I think distruptions should be banned
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> this time we're throooooooooooooooooooogh
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> *thoooooooooooooooooooooooooooough
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> breaking up is never easy I know
00:08:00 <Loof> i give myself haircuts with the clippers by feel and sound
00:08:00 <Bastardly_One> but I havvvvvvvvvvvve to go
00:08:00 <milk> Baron Harkonnen, there is only one path to be Emperor...
00:09:00 <Serenity> 04S07H08U09T12 11I13T04 07U08P09P12P11P13 04S07H08U09T12 11I13T04 07U08P09P12P11P13 04I07 08D09O12N11T13 04W07A08N09T12 11T13O04 07H08E09A12R11 13Y04O07U08 09A12N11Y13M04O07R08E09E
00:09:00 <The_Baron> too busy with my purple stained lips
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> are you prot?
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I bet you are aren't you?
00:09:00 <The_Baron> I think rainbow fonts should be a banable offence
00:09:00 <BlackDevil> 1,14,1w7h8y9?
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna kick ya for excessive colours :P
00:09:00 <Bastardly_One> not you cunt
00:10:00 <Serenity> try it and see
00:10:00 <faux> barfing so hard rn
00:10:00 <johninja> ahh i see what has happened
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I did an access just then
00:10:00 <milk> House Atriedies must learn the error of their ways your highness
00:10:00 <johninja> BlackDevil sounded more aussie
00:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be right :P
00:10:00 <johninja> its the Bastardly_One influence
00:10:00 <Maurice> Serenity, I got blue glen 20 today
00:10:00 <Maurice> You were right
00:10:00 <Serenity> it smells so good
00:10:00 <BlackDevil> 1,14,1i 7a8m 9a11u13s4,1s7i8e 9m11a13t4,1e
00:10:00 <johninja> lol
00:10:00 <Serenity> you're a fucking dick bucket
00:11:00 <Maurice> And thats being polite
00:11:00 <johninja> is BlackDevil one of those 'special' kids we deported to america in the 80s?
00:11:00 <Loof> oh he's special
00:11:00 <johninja> so fucking special
00:11:00 <faux> thats one word
00:11:00 <johninja> he's a creep
00:11:00 <johninja> he's a weirdo
00:11:00 <Loof> lol
00:11:00 <Serenity> speshhhul
00:11:00 <johninja> what is he doing here?
00:11:00 <johninja> he doesn't belong here
00:12:00 <Serenity> someone come and sit on my feet
00:12:00 <johninja> get some uggies hippy
00:12:00 <Loof> and fart warm air
00:12:00 <Serenity> i have fugs. they are better than ugs
00:12:00 <Maurice> So are
00:12:00 <Maurice> I think I need a new pair
00:12:00 <Serenity> i know i do
00:12:00 <johninja> i don't like uggs, they don't provide much foot support
00:12:00 <Maurice> My zombies are a health hazard
00:13:00 <Loof> i wont even say what i'm wearing for fear of persecution
00:13:00 <johninja> so i rock the moccasins
00:13:00 <milk> yes your highness, to be Emperor, the planet Arrakkis must be siezed from House Atriedies in order that the Spice Melange may be under the control of House Harkonnen
00:13:00 <Maurice> I slipped over on the oval wearing those
00:13:00 <simba> r u wearing a onsie
00:13:00 <Serenity> paulie should buy me some
00:13:00 <faux> johninja wears crocs and socks
00:13:00 <Maurice> Adam
00:13:00 <johninja> lol
00:13:00 <Serenity> oh thats right
00:13:00 <Serenity> adam
00:13:00 <Loof> that's what i'm wearing faux
00:13:00 <Loof> lol
00:13:00 <Maurice> Silly duffer
00:13:00 <Serenity> adams wearing a unicorn onesie right now
00:13:00 <Loof> they're not even real crocks either
00:13:00 <Maurice> I have a bee one
00:13:00 <Loof> some $5 asian things
00:13:00 <Loof> i suck
00:13:00 <Maurice> But the non slip on the feet make noise and it used to freak Auds out
00:14:00 <faux> im just wearing socks and im under me blankie
00:14:00 <johninja> i think i accidently stepped in dads crocs once
00:14:00 <Serenity> ohh the thhck thhck thhck sound
00:14:00 <johninja> they were comfy
00:14:00 <johninja> but i couldn't wear them
00:14:00 <Loof> i would never wear them out
00:14:00 <Loof> of the house
00:14:00 <faux> "youre not an old lady gardening or a baby on the beach"
00:14:00 <faux> best croc quote ever
00:14:00 <Maurice> It was either the noise or the fact I had a onesie on
00:15:00 <Loof> i gotta get new shoes
00:15:00 <simba> croc http://www.thelegacy.de/pics/cover/c/C_6969_1157135226_CrocPlaystationFrontcover.jpg
00:15:00 <Loof> my weed decorated hufs are getting worn
00:15:00 <faux> ttheres always one annoying cunt who floods the uni db with 10000000 questions that they can easily find answers to
00:15:00 <faux> and its fucking annoying
00:15:00 <johninja> lol simba
00:16:00 <Loof> i have an assignment due by 9pm
00:16:00 <Loof> sucks mang
00:16:00 <johninja> my sis had that game
00:16:00 <milk> it has become known to us that the sandworms create the Spice Melange: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Sheeanaandworm.JPG
00:16:00 <simba> i only wear vans slip ons i should get new shoes too
00:16:00 <johninja> it seemed...okish
00:16:00 <faux> 9pm monday?
00:16:00 <faux> as in today
00:16:00 <Loof> yup
00:16:00 <Maurice> I should get new shoes too
00:16:00 <faux> have you started
00:16:00 <Maurice> Even though I have heaps that I hardly even wear
00:16:00 <Loof> yeah installed all the software and read over it
00:16:00 <Loof> should take about 6 hours
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> I got a $70 pair of boots for $24 the other day
00:17:00 <johninja> i need new adidas too
00:17:00 <johninja> but fuck that
00:17:00 <johninja> i'm getting high
00:17:00 <The_Baron> I need a bib
00:17:00 <^pilot^> B1
00:17:00 <Maurice> I need more heels
00:17:00 <Loof> i want a pair of fluro runners like my wifes nikes
00:17:00 <milk> if House Harkonnen were to sieze control of the Planet Arrakkis from House Atriedes, we may learn more of these sandworms, and therefore how to harvest the Spice
00:17:00 <faux> cool
00:17:00 <Bastardly_One> ^pilot^
00:17:00 <faux> good luck
00:17:00 <The_Baron> my beard is making soup drinking a very messy afair
00:17:00 <faux> lol
00:17:00 <faux> foodbeard
00:17:00 <johninja> lol
00:17:00 <faux> happens to the best of us
00:17:00 <The_Baron> and trust me, the leftovers aren't so great
00:17:00 <Loof> hate that beards are hipster now
00:17:00 <The_Baron> ever had a piece of ravioli with a pube on it?
00:18:00 <Loof> have to shave all the damn time
00:18:00 <milk> yes your highness, there is only one path to be Emperor
00:18:00 <The_Baron> Loof, isn't that just being contrary
00:18:00 <The_Baron> see, I am a true beard fan
00:18:00 <Loof> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMPwZRCXWqg
00:18:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: cptnrickstar prank calls McDonalds with a Vietnamese accent (Dec 24, 2006) 4:16 - Category: Comedy - 558,422 - 1,478 likes (90.3%), 159 dislikes (9.7%)
00:19:00 <The_Baron> I will be sporting a beard because...well I am lazy
00:19:00 <Serenity> should i get a cookie monster onesie
00:19:00 <Serenity> i think i should
00:19:00 <^pilot^> no
00:19:00 <^pilot^> pikachu
00:19:00 <Serenity> no ty'
00:19:00 <^pilot^> why not
00:19:00 <simba> raichu
00:19:00 <simba> magneton
00:20:00 <simba> ponyta
00:20:00 <^pilot^> you're not blue and live in a bin ?
00:20:00 <^pilot^> you upgraded remember
00:20:00 <^pilot^> moving from Bunno to perth was an upgrade, not a downgrade
00:20:00 <Serenity> cookie monster doesnt live in a bin
00:20:00 <^pilot^> ohh
00:20:00 <^pilot^> yes
00:21:00 <^pilot^> grouch lives in the bin
00:21:00 <^pilot^> but i thought..... nm
00:21:00 <Maurice> Thats Oscar you donkey bucket
00:21:00 <^pilot^> im stupid
00:21:00 <^pilot^> thanks Maurice
00:21:00 <^pilot^> i already know im a stupid cunt
00:21:00 <^pilot^> thankyou
00:21:00 <Maurice> Just making sure you don't forget
00:21:00 <^pilot^> Don't need to forget
00:21:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
00:21:00 <Serenity> or elmoooo
00:22:00 <TheRiddler> I am home
00:22:00 <Serenity> wh
00:22:00 <milk> now, getting back to the subject of Hamplanets
00:22:00 <Serenity> i can stop touching my hair
00:22:00 <Serenity> its so soft
00:22:00 <couleurs> pics
00:22:00 <milk> some planets are actually made out of Ham, hence the name
00:23:00 <TheRiddler> it was packed at the entrance again
00:23:00 <TheRiddler> however
00:23:00 <simba> PIZZA PLANET?
00:23:00 <milk> there are different classifications of Hamplanets, based largely upon size and composition
00:23:00 <TheRiddler> there were few ppl getting signitures
00:23:00 <Loof> Dora Dora Dora the explorer
00:23:00 <Loof> boots that super cool exploradora
00:23:00 <Loof>
00:23:00 <simba> thats where sid takes woody and buzz away back to his house!!! a big mix up at pizza planet!!!
00:23:00 <TheRiddler> so quick lines
00:23:00 <Loof> worst paste ever
00:24:00 <simba> dora the hooker
00:24:00 <Loof> lol
00:24:00 <milk> for example, Jewhamiter is an extremely large gaseous Hamplanet
00:24:00 <simba> gaseous clay
00:24:00 <Loof> like my turds
00:24:00 <milk> pluham, a much smaller and colder Hamplanet
00:25:00 <milk> then there is Hams the red Hamplanet
00:27:00 <simba> youve been reading too much Hamlet
00:27:00 <milk> Hams, Hams very much, Hams, Hamsyou
00:28:00 <Serenity> Bastardly_One you giant faggot
00:28:00 <Serenity> buy this
00:28:00 <Serenity> http://shop.carltonfc.com.au/
00:28:00 <Serenity> ugh
00:28:00 <Serenity> stupid things dont direct link
00:29:00 <Serenity> https://shopdesq.imgstg.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=Product&CategoryID=2557&ProductID=42011&OrgID=1745
00:29:00 <milk> you what I like about pigs? they provide three types of product, bacon, pork and ham
00:30:00 <milk> for more information: http://grrlwriter.com/Portals/0/sandworm-size-chart.jpg
00:35:00 <TheRiddler> I forgot I found some bizarre porn this morning
00:35:00 <The_Baron> that's so unlike u
00:35:00 <^pilot^> im scared :<
00:35:00 <^pilot^> just weighed myself
00:35:00 <^pilot^> and cried
00:36:00 <milk> show a little bit of effort please
00:37:00 <simba> cool coat carlton
00:37:00 <doctor> lol milk
00:37:00 <doctor> i like your work
00:38:00 <Loof> i hate losing weight, my face goes all skinny and i look like a junky fag
00:38:00 <Loof> and it makes my forehead look like 2342343 times bigger
00:38:00 <milk> damnation!
00:38:00 <Loof> fatteh 4 lyfe
00:38:00 <milk> keep eating
00:39:00 <milk> anyone want to eat some burgers?
00:39:00 <TheRiddler> I must paste
00:39:00 <^pilot^> loof, atleast you can get it off, i have tried
00:40:00 <Serenity> some people just look better when they are fatter in the face
00:40:00 <^pilot^> now its time for me to really do something
00:40:00 <^pilot^> Sarah
00:40:00 <^pilot^> :S :(
00:40:00 <Serenity> yessum
00:40:00 <milk> now, lets talk about how large an Emperor is an Emperor?
00:40:00 <Serenity> do what i did 100% healthy food 1200 calories a day lost like 20 kilos in 6 weeks. you're a dude do you'd be better off with like 1700
00:41:00 <^pilot^> try 500 calories
00:41:00 <Loof> lol
00:41:00 <^pilot^> im over being a fat cunt
00:41:00 <Serenity> no 500 calories will make you fatter
00:41:00 <Loof> you'll just lose muscle
00:41:00 <^pilot^> loof
00:41:00 <^pilot^> thats my problem
00:41:00 <Serenity> your body will eat its muscle and it will store any food you do eat
00:42:00 <^pilot^> when i gym up, i gain body mass, not lose the weight
00:42:00 <milk> ok ok, good luck
00:42:00 <Loof> the idea isn't to lose weight
00:42:00 <Serenity> 1200 for a female is the bare minimum before your body starts going into melt down
00:42:00 <Loof> it's to lose fat
00:42:00 <Loof> you don't want to lose muscle
00:42:00 <Serenity> ^
00:43:00 <Serenity> its so incredibly hard
00:43:00 <Serenity> i wont even lie
00:43:00 <Loof> my workout intensity is too high and consistency too low
00:43:00 <Serenity> i just did an hour on the tredmill every day and ate 1200 calorie a day
00:44:00 <Serenity> i dont do it as strict anymore but it worked
00:44:00 <Loof> i couldn't walk if i did that
00:44:00 <Serenity> you add the calories you burn into the intake
00:44:00 <Serenity> if that makes sense
00:44:00 <Loof> is it one of those good tredmills where you can run on it
00:44:00 <Loof> or just a walking one?
00:44:00 <The_Baron> the trick it increasing the effectiveness of any excercise routine is simple
00:44:00 <Serenity> so 1200 calories and say 400calories on the tredmill thats 1600 a day but for a man you should always have about 500 more
00:44:00 <Serenity> yeah you can run on it
00:45:00 <Loof> nice
00:45:00 <Serenity> goes quite fast
00:45:00 <The_Baron> do a few 2-5 minute burts of really fast
00:45:00 <The_Baron> burst*
00:45:00 <Serenity> it was my brothers and hes a big dude so its rated to some ridic kg limit
00:45:00 <Loof> i might take my time on the bike down from 15 mins to 5 mins The_Baron
00:45:00 <Loof> and work up from there
00:45:00 <Serenity> i used to run for 90 seconds cause im unfit and its all i could manage
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.xnxx.com/video8015575/redxbook-yhookup.com
00:45:00 <Serenity> then walk for 5
00:45:00 <Loof> 15 mins is killing me
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> watch it
00:45:00 <Serenity> minutes not seconds
00:45:00 <TheRiddler> it'ss only 3mins
00:46:00 <Loof> takes a month for me to recover
00:46:00 <Loof> my legs ache
00:46:00 <Serenity> just dont go too hard too fast
00:46:00 <Serenity> 80% of weight loss is food
00:46:00 <Loof> wow
00:47:00 <Maurice> My kitten is kneading my boob
00:47:00 <Maurice> Thats the most action I've had in ages
00:47:00 <Loof> i'm going at a good pace, about a kilo a week so i don't look all gaunt
00:47:00 <Serenity> 1kg a week is probably the max you want to lose
00:47:00 <Loof> yeah
00:47:00 <Serenity> none of this biggest loser 9 kilos a week shit
00:47:00 <Loof> fuck that
00:48:00 <The_Baron> depends how big u are
00:48:00 <The_Baron> if u are super fat
00:48:00 <Loof> serenity does rapid weight loss make the skin sag more than gradual
00:48:00 <Loof> it seems to
00:48:00 <The_Baron> losing 5-8 in the first week will happen wether u like it or not
00:48:00 <Serenity> it seems to yeah
00:48:00 <Excessive> I used to jog fo fun like many years ago fo abt 1/2 hr through 3 subs like one big loop, it's hard when u first start off like u run out of braeth and u get sore legs etc, but after the first month or so of doing it u get used/into it and then it's ok
00:48:00 <Loof> best to do it gradually then the_baron
00:49:00 <The_Baron> Loof, yeah it is
00:49:00 <The_Baron> just saying, a person who is say, 150 kg +, when they start excercising and lookin after themselves, they will lose heaps of weight in the first 2-3 weeks
00:50:00 <The_Baron> the bigger u are, u tend to expend more calories
00:50:00 <The_Baron> and if u aren't replenishing those calories by eating a load of shit
00:50:00 <Serenity> if i trusted any of you id link you to my blog
00:50:00 <Serenity> but i dont
00:50:00 <The_Baron> good idea
00:50:00 <The_Baron> plus I don't read blogs
00:52:00 <Serenity> it was more for loof... but ok
00:52:00 <Loof> i don't want to go back to my old skinny miserable self
00:52:00 <Loof> i'm much happier a bit heavy
00:52:00 <Loof> not as cold for one thing
00:52:00 <Loof> i used to turn purple
00:53:00 <Loof> what happens when you live on beans, weat bix and tuna
00:53:00 <Loof> not enough fat
00:53:00 <Loof> get cold
00:53:00 <Serenity> youd probably stink
00:53:00 <Loof> oh i at like 30 bananas a day too so i farted constantly
00:53:00 <Loof> ate*
00:53:00 <Prippit> Prippit
00:53:00 <Serenity> bananas are really shit for weight loss you know
00:54:00 <The_Baron> but great for muscle fatigue
00:54:00 <Loof> i know too much fructose
00:54:00 <Doodle> and sex games
00:54:00 <Loof> i had a shit diet
00:54:00 <Serenity> theyre like a little meal in one
00:54:00 <Loof> living with someone who can cook has made me put on like 10kg of muscle
00:54:00 <Loof> just from diet
00:54:00 <Loof> no shit
00:55:00 <Loof> my bench has doubled
00:55:00 <Doodle> eating 10kg of meat is not putting on 10kg of muscle
00:55:00 <Loof> lol
00:56:00 <Doodle> i get all my dietary advice from irc
00:56:00 <simba> uy can trust me Serenity
00:56:00 <TheRiddler> someone comment on the porn vid pls
00:56:00 <TheRiddler> lol
00:56:00 <johninja> hi Bill_
00:56:00 <johninja> hi Prippit
00:56:00 <Loof> i just hate being lanky
00:56:00 <johninja> interesting new chatters
00:57:00 <Loof> so i'll just stay a fatty
00:57:00 <Loof> if i can help it
00:57:00 <Loof> maybe about 5kg overweight will do
01:00:00 <simba> find a way 2 enjoy working out thats how every1 has to do it
01:00:00 <johninja> [johninja VERSION]
01:00:00 <johninja> why even work out?
01:00:00 <simba> to get fit if ur unfit
01:00:00 <johninja> i smoke cigs man
01:00:00 <johninja> but yeh
01:00:00 <simba> well i was talking 2 loof!!!
01:00:00 <johninja> its been years since i was actually fit
01:01:00 <johninja> like enough to play a full game of sport
01:01:00 <Loof> i just want to not die
01:01:00 <johninja> ahh yeh
01:01:00 <johninja> eat well
01:01:00 <Doodle> why delay the inevitable
01:01:00 <johninja> is my advice
01:01:00 <johninja> look after what you put in your body
01:01:00 <johninja> not so much your physique
01:01:00 <simba> yea u eat shit u will feel shit cos the shit is inside u
01:01:00 <Doodle> lol
01:02:00 <The_Baron> you are what you eat. I must be ur mum
01:02:00 <Loof> lol
01:02:00 <simba> im a kinder srprise
01:02:00 <Serenity> i must be Doodle
01:02:00 <Serenity> i mean.. :o
01:02:00 <Doodle> um ahh
01:03:00 <Doodle> i must be.. nothing
01:03:00 <Doodle> D:
01:03:00 <Loof> i'm happy now i've found out you can do races by yourself and get $$$ on gta
01:03:00 <simba> Race Me
01:03:00 <Doodle> race meeee my frieeennnd
01:03:00 <Loof> rather coop
01:03:00 <Maurice> Lol
01:03:00 <Serenity> OMG ROB
01:03:00 <Maurice> Do it and do it again
01:03:00 <Serenity> i was typing that :(
01:03:00 <Doodle> sezz
01:03:00 <Doodle> lol
01:03:00 <Doodle> fag
01:04:00 <Doodle> now i have to listen to it
01:04:00 <simba> u wanna ride in my sultan Loof http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/0315/neBetNwQUkSToD4ed45kFQ/0_0.jpg
01:04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Nirvana - Rape Me.mp3 (6.48MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 7:04)
01:04:00 <Loof> where do you go to get a garage simba?
01:04:00 <Loof> or buy cars?
01:04:00 <simba> on da internet
01:05:00 <Loof> the garage too?
01:05:00 <Maurice> Lol I just sang that to Esme, complete with finger pointing
01:05:00 <Maurice> She bit me, don't think she liked it
01:05:00 <Doodle> http://prod.cloud.rockstargames.com/ugc/gta5photo/6183/P-sWC4yth02JTIpKG91Mfg/0_0.jpg
01:05:00 <Loof> somewhere to store cars
01:05:00 <simba> real estate shows em all on the map the garages
01:05:00 <simba> and the car site is where u buy em
01:05:00 <simba> have u fucked around with the sultans Doodle
01:05:00 <Doodle> nah
01:06:00 <Doodle> i havent played it in 2 months
01:06:00 <Doodle> i'm 90 ish % through gt6 atm
01:06:00 <simba> u bloodey korean
01:06:00 <Doodle> lol
01:06:00 <Doodle> look at all my neglected babies
01:06:00 <Loof> Doodle what car should i get for around 2-3 mil?
01:06:00 <faux> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/10440921_667064493349485_9221178680949682940_n.jpg
01:06:00 <Doodle> 2-3m for a car?? why?
01:06:00 <faux> me irl
01:06:00 <Doodle> loool
01:07:00 <simba> lol isaw that pic before
01:07:00 <Doodle> most i have spent on a car is 1.9
01:07:00 <simba> https://31.media.tumblr.com/0b1f6ba1d889f37a85e9a222505b07a2/tumblr_n76icyh9yx1tc2pqdo1_500.jpg
01:07:00 <Doodle> looooooooooool
01:07:00 <Loof> well i've only saved up 700k so far, so what should i get for that?
01:07:00 <Maurice> Did you get a hyndai for that price, Doodle
01:07:00 <faux> LOL
01:07:00 <Doodle> no
01:08:00 <faux> that pic
01:08:00 <Doodle> 700k
01:08:00 <faux> a yaris
01:08:00 <faux> obv
01:08:00 <Maurice> I have 3 sleeps until my car
01:08:00 <Doodle> just go and get the free amg vgt and use that to get through heaps of races and make cash
01:08:00 <Doodle> then buy whatever you like
01:08:00 <Maurice> Although after today incident I don't think Ill drive it anywhere
01:08:00 <faux> what happened
01:09:00 <Maurice> Some fucktard happened
01:09:00 <Doodle> i scratched my car a few weeks ago, it was very upsetting
01:09:00 <Maurice> I came out of the shop to this https://m.ak.fbcdn.net/scontent-b.xx/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/10435984_10152554588320844_4905184329064035771_n.jpg
01:09:00 <Maurice> But twice as long
01:09:00 <Doodle> but i buffed it out
01:09:00 <Maurice> Come and buff me
01:09:00 <Maurice> And my car
01:09:00 <Doodle> ok
01:10:00 <Maurice> Just pull back after the first layer of skin
01:10:00 <Maurice> Thats what she said
01:10:00 <Loof> best gt6 car: "it will definitely be a match between a fully tuned Veyron and most likely a fully tuned Ferrari Enzo."
01:10:00 <Doodle> lolol
01:10:00 <Doodle> no
01:10:00 <Loof> http://www.gtplanet.net/forum/threads/fastest-road-car-in-gt6-so-far.291783/
01:10:00 <Doodle> i have an enzo
01:10:00 <simba> get an impreza
01:10:00 <Doodle> its not the best
01:10:00 <Maurice> I;m watching enzo right now
01:10:00 <Maurice> He doesn't look like a car though
01:10:00 <Doodle> the best car i have is the pescarolo but thats not a road car
01:11:00 <Doodle> 475km/h on cirque
01:11:00 <Doodle> 500k/s if slipstreaming
01:11:00 <Serenity> my kids have an uncle enzo
01:11:00 <Maurice> I bet he's not half as good looking
01:11:00 <Serenity> i dont know who youre talking about
01:12:00 <Serenity> but the kids uncle i swear is what ant will look like in 5 yearz
01:12:00 <Serenity> years
01:12:00 <Doodle> enzo is a car
01:12:00 <Doodle> made by ferrari
01:12:00 <Maurice> http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140329030828/vampirediaries/images/8/8e/Care-Enzo_5.17.jpg
01:12:00 <Serenity> i know enzo is a car
01:12:00 <Serenity> i meant Maurice
01:12:00 <Doodle> oh ok
01:12:00 <Doodle> carry on
01:12:00 <johninja> enzo ferrari was the founder of ferrari wasn't he?
01:13:00 <Doodle> yeah
01:13:00 <Serenity> yes Maurice their uncle def isnt that good looking
01:13:00 <The_Baron> Enzo Anselmo Ferrari is the founder of the Ferrari company
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> has anyone watch it yet?
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> http://www.xnxx.com/video8015575/redxbook-yhookup.com
01:13:00 <Doodle> TheRiddler
01:13:00 <Doodle> nobody cares
01:13:00 <Maurice> Figures, why don't we ever know hot people irl, only in shows and movies
01:13:00 <Maurice> Curses
01:13:00 <Maurice> And thats putting it politely, Doodle
01:13:00 <Maurice> As in, fuck off, TheRiddler
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> its butt to butt
01:13:00 <Doodle> not interested
01:13:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:13:00 <faux> oh dear https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10500397_678639258878574_6640583585845231837_n.jpg?oh=9c3ad99913830b1b82c5840434443781&oe=540C70D5&__gda__=1412604013_38b09f1a721ccbfae6f0e0a20e437a8c
01:14:00 <Doodle> i have to go clean the bubble machine
01:14:00 <Doodle> brb
01:14:00 <The_Baron> you don't know any hot ppl irl?
01:14:00 <Maurice> Only myself
01:15:00 <The_Baron> so if I moved to say, Ipswich City, then by comparative deduction,I would be hot?
01:15:00 <Maurice> I don't know
01:15:00 <Maurice> I don't live there
01:15:00 <The_Baron> me neither
01:15:00 <The_Baron> but I been there
01:15:00 <The_Baron> and I tell ya, ugliest ppl in australia all seem to populate that area
01:16:00 <The_Baron> no wonder Pauline Hanson had children
01:17:00 <TheRiddler> lol
01:17:00 <Doodle> https://scontent-a-pao.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10439002_777811782250127_3351644294146719434_n.jpg
01:19:00 <Loof> well time to go rob stores on gta v
01:20:00 <Maurice> I bet he's gone to BP
01:21:00 <xm> he's gone to a better place
01:21:00 <xm> where the fuel is cheaper
01:21:00 <The_Baron> Saudi Arabia?
01:22:00 <The_Baron> they only pay 35 cents a litre
01:22:00 <The_Baron> well prolly more these days actually
01:22:00 <xm> that's about the price of a soft serve!
01:22:00 <The_Baron> holy fuck
01:22:00 <The_Baron> I just googled it
01:23:00 <The_Baron> a litre is the equivelent of 8 pence
01:23:00 <The_Baron> that's like 12 cents
01:23:00 <The_Baron> fuck I was way off
01:23:00 <Doodle> venezuela
01:23:00 <johninja> vuvuzella
01:23:00 <The_Baron> jeesus
01:23:00 <The_Baron> 12 fucking cents
01:23:00 <Doodle> yeh
01:23:00 <Doodle> they paid 6c a litre like 10 years ago
01:23:00 <Excessive> they own it, they don't import it The_Baron
01:24:00 <The_Baron> yeah but fuck
01:24:00 <Doodle> mates rates
01:24:00 <The_Baron> talk about a price hike on the export
01:24:00 <Maurice> I remember petrol being 60c when I got my licence
01:24:00 <Doodle> lol old bag
01:24:00 <Maurice> You eat me
01:24:00 <Doodle> :P~~
01:24:00 <Maurice> Oh my
01:26:00 <Excessive> I remember petrol at 41c, 42c/ltr when I was goin to school
01:26:00 <xm> i only remember diesel prices because i always got dodgy lifts with truck drivers
01:26:00 <Doodle> did cars start with a handle back then?
01:27:00 <The_Baron> back in my day, we couldn't afford petrol, we ran 200 miles naked, backwards through a corn field to get to school, then we had to take notes with a hammer and chisel
01:27:00 <johninja> lol
01:27:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKjDXzEbkf0
01:27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: SQÜRL - 'Pink Dust' (Date not found) 6:58 - Category: Music - 52,028 - 484 likes (99.2%), 4 dislikes (0.8%)
01:27:00 <johninja> those handles scare me man
01:27:00 <johninja> have this big oldschool gennie with one on at home
01:27:00 <johninja> always scared its going to rip my arm off
01:27:00 <xm> there was a guy that broke out of prison decades ago, but because he was used to handle cars he didnt know what to do with the car provided. he stood there hopelessly
01:27:00 <xm> just gave up
01:27:00 <Doodle> faux
01:27:00 <Doodle> no
01:27:00 <Doodle> do not want
01:28:00 <faux> dont listen then
01:28:00 <faux> lol
01:28:00 <Excessive> no, but u had a lot of, SLR's n Monaros and a lot of V8 monsters around cause the revheads could affors to run em while they were goin to TAFE etc
01:28:00 <simba> all tomorrows parties
01:29:00 <Excessive> afford*
01:29:00 <simba> do u like this track f that is surprising
01:30:00 <The_Baron> wtf is this shoegaze shit
01:30:00 <Doodle> shoegays
01:30:00 <simba> theres a really cool 1 of those atp bands called fuck buttons
01:31:00 <The_Baron> not a fan personally
01:31:00 <The_Baron> cool name
01:32:00 <simba> i dont have the patience to listen to some of those long winded tracks anymore,,
01:32:00 <simba> if it has a 4 minute intro im not gonna sit thru that
01:33:00 <The_Baron> I don't mind long winded
01:33:00 <The_Baron> as long as it's musically interesting
01:33:00 <The_Baron> not just 4 chords over and over again with some shitty fuzzy lead in the background
01:33:00 <simba> god speed you black emperor
01:35:00 <The_Baron> one song I really love that is super long winded is End Of Irony by Captain Ahab
01:36:00 <The_Baron> it's an 8 minute track, with less than 2 minutes of actual peak
01:37:00 <simba> nice 1
01:37:00 <simba> sounds japanese
01:38:00 <The_Baron> it isn't
01:38:00 <The_Baron> they are from LA
01:38:00 <The_Baron> I think their real claim to fame is having one of their songs on the 3rd season of The Office
01:39:00 <TheRiddler> crap
01:39:00 <TheRiddler> steam summer sale
01:40:00 <TheRiddler> you know what that means
01:40:00 <The_Baron> no
01:40:00 <TheRiddler> cheap games
01:40:00 <TheRiddler> inb4 torrents
01:41:00 <simba> ive never seen a second of the american office
01:41:00 <simba> just enough screencaps of unfunny things that unfunny guy says to know to stay away
01:43:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
01:49:00 <simba> night
01:55:00 <johninja> who is playing tonight?
01:55:00 <johninja> 2am game?
01:55:00 <Maurice> faux
01:56:00 <Maurice> WHAT THE FUCKING FUCKING FUCK
01:56:00 <johninja> belgium vs russia
01:56:00 <johninja> go belgium
01:56:00 <johninja> the russians can't handle the heat
01:58:00 <Maurice> I'm reallly fucking bummed at this outcome
02:00:00 <johninja> lol@100 chile fans trying to force their way into the stadium without tickets
02:00:00 <johninja> bum rush the show
02:02:00 <faux> lol Maurice
02:02:00 <faux> i knew you would be
02:02:00 <faux> thats y i wanted you t oseeeeeeeee
02:02:00 <faux> its huge
02:02:00 <johninja> ty
02:02:00 <faux> lol
02:03:00 <faux> he'll be back in s6 though
02:03:00 <simba> beljum
02:03:00 <faux> wofl
02:05:00 <johninja> the afros in midfield
02:06:00 <Maurice> Damn skippy he'll be back or I'll write a stern letter
02:07:00 <Maurice> No mroe OITNB, orVD
02:07:00 <Maurice> Lucky TB is fair game tomorrow
02:08:00 <simba> OINTMENT
02:08:00 <Maurice> No
02:08:00 <Maurice> Get out
02:09:00 <simba> ok.. but im taking the cable box with me!!!!
02:09:00 <simba> **Ur fav tv show disappears off the screen and small gasps are heard around the chatroom*
02:10:00 <Maurice> Whats a cable box
02:10:00 <simba> the box cables go in
02:10:00 <simba> 2 watch cable
02:10:00 <Maurice> Dont have that
02:10:00 <simba> irc must have cable... how else does it have so many....  channels....
02:11:00 <Maurice> Bugger, can't find my external
02:14:00 <faux> lol
02:14:00 <faux> where are you up to in the originals
02:15:00 <johninja> lol what is felliani doing out there
02:15:00 <johninja> clown
02:15:00 <Maurice> I don't even know
02:15:00 <Maurice> IMDB isnt helping
02:15:00 <The_Baron> jeezus christ I have a mullet!
02:16:00 <johninja> burn it!
02:16:00 <johninja> wonder how much shit you would get in for setting fire to someones mullet?
02:16:00 <johninja> would be easy enough to do
02:17:00 <faux> a friend of mine accidentally set her hair on fire in church
02:17:00 <faux> with a candle
02:17:00 <The_Baron> it would
02:17:00 <The_Baron> I had a shitty mowhawk before
02:17:00 <The_Baron> but said shitty mohawk is now shitty mullet
02:19:00 <Maurice> Fucking kitten just bit me on the toe
02:19:00 <Maurice> I will murder her
02:19:00 <faux> omg
02:19:00 <faux> http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/362/f/d/when_you_see_this_you__ll_shit_bricks_meme_by_iloveedwardrichtofen-d4kgw1g.gif
02:22:00 <Maurice> faux https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk
02:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Disney's Frozen "Let It Go" Sequence Performed by Idina Menzel (Date not found) 3:39 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 262,732,149 - 1,184,815 likes (92.3%), 98,934 dislikes (7.7%)
02:22:00 <faux> johninja irl https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/t1.0-9/p480x480/10489646_10152226129963099_2196142833634643179_n.jpg
02:23:00 <faux> watching now
02:23:00 <johninja> lmao
02:24:00 <faux> luv dis song
02:24:00 <Maurice> This VD ep, not happy
02:24:00 <Maurice> My poor Damon
02:25:00 <faux> :'(
02:25:00 <faux> havye you seen the vid of that singer that sings let it go in different voices
02:25:00 <faux> eorighdisfg
02:25:00 <faux> hang on
02:26:00 <faux> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1us197eB6gQ
02:26:00 <faux> this
02:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Christina Bianco's 'Let It Go' cover as Idina Menzel, Demi Lovato and more! (Date not found) 3:56 - Category: Entertainment - 4,796,881 - 68,122 likes (97.3%), 1,864 dislikes (2.7%)
02:26:00 <faux> shes awesome
02:26:00 <Maurice> Yep have seen it
02:27:00 <Maurice> He's good
02:27:00 <faux> he?
02:27:00 <faux> lol
02:29:00 <Maurice> OH ive seen that, I admit I didn't click first up, but a dude sings all the voices from disney
02:35:00 <simba> sure, Maurice
02:43:00 <Maurice> Dont placate me.
02:44:00 <simba> FFFFFFFFFFFF
02:45:00 <Maurice> Youve never done that, dont be creepy
02:47:00 <johninja> lol
02:53:00 <Maurice> Nope
02:57:00 <johninja> hi stevenn
02:57:00 <stevenn> hai !
02:57:00 <johninja> double n
02:57:00 <johninja> interesting
02:57:00 <johninja> i like it
02:58:00 <stevenn> i like it alotttttt
02:58:00 <johninja> lol
02:58:00 <johninja> what brings you here
02:58:00 <stevenn> fuking bored nigga
02:58:00 <johninja> hear that
02:58:00 <stevenn> why why what you doin
02:58:00 <johninja> the soccer is on if you are interested
02:59:00 <stevenn> naaaaaaa
02:59:00 <johninja> can't sleep
02:59:00 <johninja> so yeh just watching and talking shit
02:59:00 <stevenn> unnna
02:59:00 <johninja> do much on the weekend?
03:00:00 <stevenn> na im recovering from a broken arm
03:00:00 <johninja> oh shit eh
03:00:00 <johninja> how you do that
03:00:00 <stevenn> long story but the other guy died!
03:00:00 <stevenn> na
03:00:00 <johninja> :/
03:00:00 <stevenn> long story!
03:01:00 <johninja> yeh nurries
03:01:00 <stevenn> alot of xrays n cat scans n shit!
03:01:00 <johninja> got drunk as fuck friday, sat round with the gf all day saterday and had a big fight today
03:01:00 <johninja> action packed
03:01:00 <stevenn> hahah
03:01:00 <stevenn> any sex
03:01:00 <johninja> sure man
03:01:00 <johninja> lol
03:01:00 <stevenn> laughing
03:02:00 <johninja> passionate people
03:02:00 <stevenn> sex is better when you wanna bash them
03:02:00 <johninja> lol i get what you mean
03:02:00 <johninja> hatefucking
03:02:00 <stevenn> ye
03:02:00 <stevenn> pull there hair
03:02:00 <johninja> i can put my mind their for a bit
03:03:00 <johninja> yeh just smash it
03:03:00 <johninja> loves it
03:03:00 <stevenn> ye boiiiiiiiiiiii
03:03:00 <stevenn> loves the d
03:03:00 <stevenn> neck'n it
03:03:00 <stevenn> ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
03:03:00 <johninja> lol
03:04:00 <The_Baron> hate sex
03:04:00 <The_Baron> aka makeup sex
03:06:00 <Excessive> The_Baron, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0SCviCs_No
03:06:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Chelsea Jane - Where The Boys At? (OFFICIAL VIDEO) (Date not found) 3:43 - Category: Music - 10,644 - 146 likes (85.4%), 25 dislikes (14.6%)
03:06:00 <johninja> boysss don't cryyyyy
03:09:00 <johninja> if you say orange really slow it sounds like gullible
03:11:00 <simba> fuck it is cold out there!!!!!!!
03:11:00 <johninja> ahh
03:12:00 <johninja> lol beagle
03:16:00 <simba> RIP in peace maurice
03:24:00 <fawks> Rest in peace in peace
03:25:00 <fawks> Mm warm bed
03:25:00 <fawks> Even if it's like -899 degrees I still have to keep my window open or I feel like in suffocating
03:25:00 <fawks> Need air pls
03:26:00 <johninja> lol
03:26:00 <johninja> odd
03:26:00 <johninja> all the way open?
03:26:00 <stevenn> im the same
03:26:00 <stevenn> but i put the fan on when its freezing
03:27:00 <stevenn> or put the aircon on and get under the blankets
03:27:00 <stevenn> ahahha
03:27:00 <simba> wish i could access my computer from bed
03:29:00 <fawks> Dont you have a lappy
03:30:00 <johninja> i do
03:30:00 <simba> yes but its a desktop replacement its a whole ordeal
03:30:00 <Excessive> vnc to it from ur phone
03:30:00 <fawks> Ah
03:31:00 <simba> i think i set up 1 of those things on my tab once
03:31:00 <simba> it was OK
03:32:00 <fawks> You have a tablet and a laptop and stillcwabt to access your computer from bed
03:32:00 <fawks> Gosh
03:32:00 <fawks> Use one of them!
03:32:00 <simba> i no everything was pretty laggy through the tablet
03:32:00 <simba> its ok its kinda good to have no electronics in the bed room
03:33:00 <fawks> Yeah
03:33:00 <fawks> That is v true
03:33:00 <johninja> clear the cache
03:33:00 <fawks> I'm still terrible and sleep with shit right next to my head
03:33:00 <fawks> My phone especially
03:33:00 <fawks> I even check it if iwake up
03:33:00 <fawks> During the night
03:33:00 <fawks> Terrible habit
03:33:00 <stevenn> lol
03:33:00 <stevenn> check facebook to ?
03:34:00 <fawks> Sometimes
03:34:00 <fawks> Hello Steven are you nee
03:34:00 <fawks> New
03:34:00 <The_Baron> fresh fish
03:36:00 <fawks> Frush fush bru
03:38:00 <simba> fresh fish - shawshank redemption
03:40:00 <Excessive> fish on fridays
03:41:00 <stevenn> im a new oldy
03:41:00 <simba> <beagle> man simba im so horny and even my BO smells good
03:41:00 <simba> chads talking 2 me
03:42:00 <johninja> gawd
03:42:00 <johninja> what happened to lucy?
03:43:00 <simba> lol he just asked 2 talk on the phone
03:43:00 <simba> idk i think they went rocky a while a go
03:44:00 <simba> lucie has his phone apparently
03:44:00 <johninja> oh dear
03:44:00 <johninja> his one shot
03:44:00 <johninja> and he blew it
03:44:00 <simba> oh
03:45:00 <simba> gole
03:45:00 <johninja> belgum
03:45:00 <johninja> gole
03:45:00 <simba> finally
03:45:00 <johninja> hazard
03:45:00 <johninja> golgolgolgolgol
03:45:00 <johninja> thats awesome work
03:45:00 <johninja> when they get to the byline and cut it back like that
03:46:00 <johninja> almost impossible to stop
03:46:00 <johninja> les murray said that many years ago
03:46:00 <simba> good old les
03:51:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10441342_10201595841012480_8237595910205437074_n.jpg
03:51:00 <Excessive> that's wat I had friday nite/sat morn
03:52:00 <Excessive> Blue Grenadine
03:54:00 <simba> what u have it with
03:54:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g93odzEUXg8&feature=kp
03:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Cheb Khaled - Didi (Original) (Aug 2, 2008) 5:04 - Category: Music - 4,656,451 - 6,385 likes (96.1%), 262 dislikes (3.9%)
03:54:00 <johninja> who play next simba?
03:55:00 <simba> kolea
03:55:00 <johninja> i thought that was cheese lol
03:55:00 <johninja> wtf moment
03:55:00 <johninja> we have the same breadbored
03:55:00 <johninja> breadboard bros
03:55:00 <simba> then a big 1 at 7.. USA v portugal
03:56:00 <johninja> yeh i don't think i will be able to stay up :(
03:56:00 <johninja> then again..
03:56:00 <johninja> coffee
03:56:00 <johninja> hmm
03:56:00 <johninja> its 8 here lol
03:56:00 <johninja> fuck
03:56:00 <simba> ill prob miss that 1
03:56:00 <johninja> korea vs algeria
03:56:00 <johninja> who gives a fuck
03:57:00 <stevenn> ^pilot^ = pillowboy ?
03:58:00 <johninja> wb Bill_
03:58:00 <Bill_> ^toilet^
03:58:00 <simba> lol
03:58:00 <simba> Bill_
03:58:00 <Bill_> http://imgur.com/TI083w5
03:59:00 <simba> lol
03:59:00 <simba> nobody even knows pilot
03:59:00 <johninja> lol
03:59:00 <stevenn> ^matty^
03:59:00 <stevenn> fuk
03:59:00 <Bill_> lol wb ^toilet^
03:59:00 <stevenn> ^pilot^
03:59:00 <stevenn> was your old nickname ^pilotboy^
03:59:00 <Bill_> yer
03:59:00 <stevenn> aka pillowboy
04:00:00 <The_Baron> hahahaha teabagging
04:00:00 <Bill_> hahaha
04:00:00 <stevenn> The_Baron do you play halo lol
04:01:00 <simba> marcus got a nut halo
04:01:00 <simba> shoulda plonked it in his open mouth
04:02:00 <johninja> lol
04:02:00 <johninja> why not just break his jaw and go the full facefuck
04:03:00 <johninja> fuck hurry up payday
04:03:00 <johninja> i need smokes
04:04:00 <Bill_> im gona cook sum food up
04:05:00 <Bill_> smoking is dumb
04:08:00 <Excessive> simba, mash ........... johninja, I've had that board fo at least 5 yrs now
04:09:00 <simba> mash rules everything around me
04:09:00 <simba> i feel like curried sausages and mash all teh time lately
04:10:00 <Excessive> devilled wings at woolies fo a buck ea was gd shit
04:13:00 <Prippit> Prippit
04:13:00 <Excessive> like the KFC 1's jus not so much KFC but rather a bit more Asian
04:15:00 <Excessive> and u could spend 10 bux n call it dinnah
04:16:00 <simba> simpler times
04:16:00 <simba> im not good at bargain hunting but my mrs is amazing at it
04:16:00 <simba> she can fill a shopping basket with 20 bux
04:16:00 <simba> i can buy like 3 things
04:19:00 <johninja> yeh this board was mels mums i think
04:19:00 <johninja> so it would be at least that
04:21:00 <Bill_> for 20bux
04:21:00 <Bill_> u wouldnt get much
04:21:00 <Excessive> I like it ........... u can stab the knife into it, can't do that with a plastic one
04:24:00 <Bill_> spend 100 bux easy at supermarket and get fuckall
04:24:00 <simba> bargain hunters are on a whole other level
04:25:00 <simba> especially FEMALEs
04:25:00 <simba> they know how 2 shop
04:25:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10200734372636309&set=pb.1671795406.-2207520000.1403461393.&type=3&theater
04:25:00 <Bill_> there are no bargins when it comes to food mate you gotta eat its that simple
04:25:00 <Excessive> that knife
04:25:00 <simba> yea but theres obviously many options
04:26:00 <Bill_> yeah one option is to live like a povo and eat nuffin at all
04:26:00 <Excessive> soz I'll try n remember to get the handle in in some future pic
04:26:00 <simba> supermarkets make their money off bargains lol
04:26:00 <simba> two for one deals and all that jazz
04:27:00 <Bill_> yer but 20 bux wouldnt feed u for long haha
04:27:00 <Bill_> thats povo
04:28:00 <simba> ya
04:32:00 <johninja> yeh its not a great breadboard or anything
04:32:00 <johninja> it just does the job sufficiently
04:32:00 <johninja> doesn't whinge
04:32:00 <johninja> always on time
04:32:00 <johninja> so i'm happy with it
04:32:00 <stevenn> whats the most common isp in here? bigpond ?
04:32:00 <johninja> hmm
04:33:00 <johninja> i would think yeh
04:33:00 <Bill_> i rekon that krill oil at the supermarket was abit over priced but
04:33:00 <johninja> the Vhosts ruined the fun
04:33:00 <stevenn> i remember iinet and bigpond
04:33:00 <Bill_> tpg
04:33:00 <stevenn> tpgi dodo
04:33:00 <johninja> lol dodo
04:33:00 <johninja> you sicken me
04:33:00 <stevenn> dodo!
04:33:00 <stevenn> static ip!
04:33:00 <stevenn> there prices are good
04:34:00 <stevenn> and unlimited download!
04:34:00 <johninja> speed?
04:34:00 <stevenn> shit
04:34:00 <johninja> yeh
04:34:00 <Bill_> speed?
04:34:00 <stevenn> compared to what ihave
04:34:00 <Bill_> dont get very good speeds
04:34:00 <johninja> whats the advantage of a static IP?
04:34:00 <johninja> i can't think of one
04:35:00 <Excessive> do, re, mi, fa, so, la, si, do
04:35:00 <stevenn> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3579451545
04:35:00 <stevenn> ^^ mine
04:37:00 <johninja> woah
04:37:00 <johninja> think thats even faster than couluers
04:37:00 <stevenn> yeh fibre optic
04:38:00 <stevenn> ping is sometimes 1
04:38:00 <stevenn> 0 even
04:39:00 <johninja> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3579456503
04:39:00 <johninja> mine lol
04:39:00 <johninja> probs just ate half my credit
04:39:00 <stevenn> that good
04:39:00 <stevenn> thats
04:40:00 <johninja> yeh pretty sweet for what it is
04:40:00 <stevenn> im going bed bai bro
04:40:00 <johninja> cya dude
04:40:00 <johninja> cool guy
04:40:00 <simba> wtf my dl is hell bad atm but i am streaming a couple things
04:41:00 <fawks> Stream this 8====D
04:41:00 <johninja> http://www.speedtest.net/my-result/3579456503
04:41:00 <johninja> woops
04:41:00 <johninja> [Bill_ VERSION]
04:41:00 <johninja> fgt
04:41:00 <fawks> Also good morning
04:41:00 <johninja> heyo
04:41:00 <johninja> you slept?
04:41:00 <simba> tag
04:41:00 <fawks> I was enjoying my sleep and a truck came and parked in the street and is making all sorts of noise
04:41:00 <fawks> :/
04:41:00 <fawks> Too comfortable to get up and see what its doing
04:42:00 <johninja> lol
04:42:00 <johninja> assholes
04:42:00 <simba> shut up truck!!!!!
04:42:00 <johninja> guess its hard to do some shit during the day
04:43:00 <johninja> when there is more traffic
04:43:00 <Prippit> Prippit
04:43:00 <johninja> no
04:44:00 <johninja> -NickOP- Password mismatch for Prippit
04:44:00 <johninja> dammit
04:45:00 <Bill_> /msg nickop identify johninjagay1
04:45:00 <Bill_> oh shit
04:45:00 <johninja> lol
04:45:00 <Bill_> fuck man
04:45:00 <Bill_> how do i change it
04:45:00 <johninja> ask your mum
04:45:00 <Bill_> she asleep manm
04:45:00 <johninja> shit out of luck then
04:46:00 <johninja> Former Baylor big man Isaiah Austin, who was a projected first-round pick, has been diagnosed with Marfan syndrome. The diagnosis will end his dream of playing in the NBA.
04:46:00 <johninja> It was discovered through genetic testing in preparation for the draft coming up this week.
04:46:00 <johninja> Heartbreaking news for Isaiah...
04:46:00 <Bill_> nah no joke that actually is my password
04:46:00 <Bill_> -29NickOP28- Setting for 'pass' now set to johninjagay1
04:46:00 <fawks> No one cares really
04:46:00 <fawks> Lmao
04:46:00 <johninja> /nickop kill Bill_ johninjagay1
04:46:00 <johninja> lol
04:46:00 <johninja> wow
04:46:00 <fawks> Gud 1
04:46:00 <sean> LOL
04:47:00 <johninja> kill bill
04:47:00 <simba> lmao
04:47:00 <fawks> LOL
04:47:00 <fawks> feck
04:47:00 <fawks> Cough
04:47:00 <simba> wait so shanes password is johninja gay 1
04:47:00 <Bill_> lol
04:47:00 <simba> what a christian faggot
04:47:00 <simba> go pray 2 jesus about getting a new pass word
04:47:00 <fawks> simba
04:48:00 <fawks> Pls download I am giraffe on your phone
04:48:00 <simba> is it a game
04:48:00 <fawks> You're a giraffe and you eat other giraffes and evolve its so stupidly hilarious I have been cracking up all day
04:48:00 <johninja> need smokes pls
04:48:00 <sean> johninja are you gay?
04:49:00 <johninja> apparently
04:49:00 <simba> lol
04:49:00 <simba> ill get it on my tab
04:49:00 <Bill_> johninja = try hard
04:49:00 <fawks> Immediately
04:50:00 <simba> fawks is a girl gamer
04:50:00 <johninja> lol
04:50:00 <johninja> calm down Bill_
04:50:00 <Bill_> cyas later anyway
04:50:00 <johninja> it was only a joke
04:50:00 <simba> bye shane may god be with u
04:50:00 <Bill_> goin for a walk around the city
04:50:00 <fawks> Adios irrelligo
04:50:00 <fawks> Who is Shane
04:50:00 <fawks> Pz?
04:50:00 <simba> shane crawford
04:50:00 <simba> yes
04:50:00 <Bill_> PING www.google.com (74.125.237.116) 56(84) bytes of data.
04:50:00 <Bill_> 64 bytes from syd01s12-in-f20.1e100.net (74.125.237.116): icmp_seq=1 ttl=56 time=83.5 ms
04:50:00 <fawks> O
04:50:00 <fawks> And stay out
04:51:00 <fawks> Omg the truck just somehow got louder
04:51:00 <johninja> lol
04:51:00 <fawks> Wtf
04:51:00 <johninja> how did that get a z-line?
04:51:00 <fawks> Are they drilling into the earths crust
04:51:00 <fawks> Cos someone was flooding with a Google ping
04:51:00 <fawks> Obv him
04:51:00 <fawks> So its prob auto zline
04:51:00 <johninja> ahh
04:52:00 <simba> the earths crust
04:52:00 <fawks> I wish by Steenzo
04:52:00 <fawks> I wish I got a cotton bud when I went to pee
04:52:00 <simba> these 2 arabs are talking to each other in another channel and 1 is 27 and a religious virgin and telling the other hes going to hell unless he changes his ways
04:52:00 <fawks> I wish this truck would shut the hell up
04:52:00 <fawks> Lol
04:52:00 <fawks> Where!
04:53:00 <simba> idk
04:53:00 <simba> on whatnet
04:53:00 <simba> these peop[le are all over the world
04:53:00 <johninja> lol this dude made me an opper on his server
04:53:00 <simba> no wait the 27 year old is from pakistan
04:53:00 <johninja> no idea what i'm doing
04:54:00 <johninja> feel like one of those dog at a pc pics
04:54:00 <simba> cos there are different rules right
04:55:00 <simba> they even have different SYMBOLS
04:55:00 <fawks> what the heck is whatnet
04:55:00 <simba> some server
04:55:00 <fawks> The earths crust just reminded me of this chick who used to go to school next door to mine
04:55:00 <johninja> nah i just don't know the opper commands
04:55:00 <johninja> and all this shit flying in my status window
04:55:00 <fawks> Her name was Kristy and she was best mates with one of my mates
04:56:00 <fawks> One day my mate went through her bag and found the CRUSTIEST undies ever
04:56:00 <Excessive> and ................. is Prippit [[[[[[pong]]]]]]?
04:56:00 <fawks> And shes like wtf ... Abd she told us she used it to wipe cum off herself
04:56:00 <fawks> So from then on we called her krusty
04:56:00 <fawks> And that is all
04:56:00 <fawks> Carry on
04:56:00 <johninja> lol
04:57:00 <simba> i hate the name kirsty / kristy
04:57:00 <johninja> carry one
04:57:00 <johninja> nothing really matters
04:58:00 <johninja> anyyyyymoooreeeee
04:58:00 <simba> lol krusty
05:00:00 <MrLaVey> hi babe
05:00:00 <MrLaVey> welcome home
05:00:00 <MissLaVey> hey:)
05:02:00 <MrLaVey> how was your day?
05:03:00 <simba> CHRONIC_BLAZING_UNIT___CBU
05:03:00 <MrLaVey> why are you not talking to me?
05:03:00 <MrLaVey> ..
05:04:00 <MrLaVey> this is really awkward
05:04:00 <MrLaVey> fine
05:04:00 <MrLaVey> i'm leaveing
05:04:00 <MissLaVey> great
05:04:00 <MissLaVey> you?
05:05:00 <MissLaVey> hay johninja
05:05:00 <johninja> hey
05:06:00 <MissLaVey> asl?
05:07:00 <johninja> 31 m melbs
05:07:00 <johninja> not single tho
05:07:00 <johninja> just messing
05:07:00 <johninja> you?
05:07:00 <MissLaVey> 35 f melb
05:07:00 <johninja> oh cool
05:07:00 <johninja> whaats on the cards for today?
05:08:00 <johninja> looks like the weather is shit
05:08:00 <johninja> as usual
05:08:00 <simba> just started raining hard
05:08:00 <MissLaVey> not much for awhile
05:08:00 <simba> MONDAY
05:08:00 <MissLaVey> you?
05:08:00 <johninja> sleep lol
05:12:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1405129626432047&set=vb.100008050681738&type=2&theater
05:16:00 <Prippit> Prippit
05:16:00 <johninja> lol
05:16:00 <johninja> frog with a lisp
05:17:00 <sean> fuck off johninja
05:18:00 <johninja> u mad bro?
05:18:00 <MissLaVey> lol @ kangaroo
05:20:00 <johninja> I'm on warm milk and laxatives
05:20:00 <johninja> I have very bad posture
05:21:00 <johninja> 10 points for the song
05:26:00 <johninja> algeria 1 the good korea 0
05:28:00 <johninja> 2 0
05:28:00 <Bill_> lol
05:28:00 <Bill_> got ya johninja
05:28:00 <johninja> lol
05:28:00 <Bill_> owned cunt
05:28:00 <johninja> well played
05:28:00 <Bill_> ui got owned
05:28:00 <johninja> <MissLaVey> hmmm
05:28:00 <johninja> <MissLaVey> what you like doing
05:28:00 <johninja> <johninja> hmm
05:28:00 <johninja> <johninja> smoking weed
05:28:00 <johninja> <MissLaVey> any pics?
05:28:00 <johninja> <MissLaVey> weed ok
05:28:00 <johninja> <MissLaVey> cockpics ?
05:28:00 <johninja> <johninja> lol nah i have a gf
05:30:00 <johninja> asking other men for cockpics pretending to be a chick shane?
05:30:00 <johninja> i think you pwnd yourself
05:30:00 <Bill_> u gave me ur pic faggot
05:30:00 <johninja> and?
05:30:00 <Bill_> what would little angelica think
05:30:00 <johninja> its my profile pic
05:30:00 <johninja> lol at least get her name right
05:30:00 <Bill_> think about little angelica john
05:30:00 <johninja> you are bad at this
05:31:00 <johninja> using a 6 month old baby in an attempt to troll shane
05:31:00 <johninja> ?
05:31:00 <Bill_> lol look at ur stupid pic
05:31:00 <johninja> you really have no morals do you
05:32:00 <johninja> at least i don't wear sunglasses indoors fuckwit
05:32:00 <johninja> and my sunnies don't come from the servo
05:32:00 <Lumeah> Lol
05:33:00 <johninja> ServoSunniesShane
05:34:00 <Bill_> got 2 new pairs
05:35:00 <johninja> from the servo
05:35:00 <johninja> nobody is impressed dude
05:35:00 <simba> shane: how would jesus react to this
05:37:00 <johninja> 3 0
05:39:00 <Lumeah> Hi milk
05:40:00 <Prippit> Lumeah, please father my children.
05:40:00 <slope> johninja hows your kid?
05:40:00 <johninja> why does it concern you?
05:40:00 <Lumeah> Father
05:40:00 <Bill_> little angelia ?
05:40:00 <Lumeah> ?
05:40:00 <Bill_> rofl
05:41:00 <johninja> lol you still can't get her name right spastic
05:41:00 <johninja> its not hard
05:41:00 <slope> johninja is a dad of Anthonys kid lol
05:41:00 <simba> that doesnt make sense
05:41:00 <simba> unless theyre gay
05:41:00 <simba> but then who had the kid
05:41:00 <johninja> lol
05:41:00 <Lumeah> Im a chick dude
05:41:00 <johninja> i don't think slope understands bioligy
05:41:00 <Prippit> But I've seen your penis. :(
05:41:00 <johninja> he just went to school to get touched by the teachers
05:42:00 <simba> not talking 2 u Lumeah, we know ur a chick u were putting out for pieter
05:42:00 <slope> pieter fucked mel too
05:42:00 <simba> please remain calm
05:42:00 <Lumeah> Lol fuck yeah? I have a penis? Does it have a foreskin?
05:42:00 <slope> i am calm
05:43:00 <Prippit> Show me it again and I'll tell you.
05:43:00 <Prippit> ;D~
05:43:00 <Lumeah> You still think that... I haven't actually
05:43:00 <Lumeah> Lol
05:43:00 <Lumeah> Love to own one.
05:44:00 <Prippit> Even meeting Pieter would be like fucking him. His stench and grot sticks to you like radiation.
05:44:00 <Lumeah> How the fuck did u get % did u screw serenity
05:45:00 <Lumeah> Ahh
05:45:00 <Lumeah> Haven't done that either
05:45:00 <simba> no serenity isnt an admin
05:50:00 <Lumeah> Ok. Who then
05:51:00 <Lumeah> Stebs?
05:51:00 <Lumeah> Im being hassled for fucking one brother. Lpl
05:52:00 <simba> so you actually met pieter
05:52:00 <Lumeah> Nope
05:52:00 <Prippit> Probably the fact that he's been active here for years so they decided to throw him a bone.
05:52:00 <simba> phew
05:52:00 <Lumeah> Nessista did tho
05:52:00 <simba> who the fux Nessita
05:52:00 <Lumeah> Ahh
05:53:00 <Lumeah> Nice for u
05:53:00 <simba> what
05:53:00 <Lumeah> Bone throwing
05:53:00 <simba> r u on drugs
05:55:00 <Excessive> I've been on drugz since I got up
05:55:00 <simba> Oh, you!
05:57:00 <Excessive> <(:o)
05:57:00 <johninja> only 4 sleeps to christmas!
05:57:00 <johninja> ^piet
05:59:00 <Excessive> u know wat that ^ is ye?
05:59:00 <johninja> it was intended as an arrow
05:59:00 <johninja> but enlighten me
06:00:00 <Excessive> <(:o) <---------- that
06:01:00 <johninja> you know what < is?
06:01:00 <Lumeah> I would love a penis.
06:01:00 <Excessive> back in the msn days that stood fo a party dude with a party hat on blowin a party whistle
06:01:00 <johninja> its a mathematical symbol that expresses greater than
06:02:00 <Lumeah> Tho i want to attached to a asshole.
06:02:00 <johninja> i.e Excessive < johninja
06:02:00 <johninja> jks :p
06:02:00 <Lumeah> Not * craP..
06:02:00 <simba> < ^ >
06:02:00 <Prippit> You can borrow mine.
06:03:00 <Lumeah> Yeah? Whats it like
06:03:00 <Lumeah> Pic? Lol
06:03:00 <Prippit> Not mutilated and it spits at you when it's happy.
06:03:00 <Lumeah> Cock. Pics now.. Kgo.
06:03:00 <Lumeah> Ohh yummy
06:04:00 <Lumeah> How do make it happy?
06:04:00 <Prippit> I'm sure you could with a bit of magic.
06:05:00 <Lumeah> Yeah tellaportation.
06:05:00 <simba> tellaportation
06:05:00 <Lumeah> Or fucking time machine
06:05:00 <Lumeah> Ty
06:05:00 <Prippit> Oh no, just your natural talent. ;)
06:05:00 <Prippit> You know what I'm talking about bby.
06:06:00 <simba> can u dial it down to 9 on the despo meter plz
06:06:00 <Lumeah> Do you know who your talking to?
06:06:00 <Lumeah> What 10 isn't good enough?
06:07:00 <simba> no youre usually running at like 348372489274823
06:07:00 <Lumeah> I need sleep who fucking get sick and can't sleep
06:07:00 <Prippit> I love me some desperation.
06:08:00 <Lumeah> I am ahy
06:08:00 <Lumeah> Yeah well well i might TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
06:08:00 <Prippit> I'm hoping you do.
06:09:00 <Prippit> Despite the fact that it sounds like you've taken a few too many painkillers. That just makes me harder.
06:09:00 <Lumeah> No i haven't slept
06:09:00 <johninja> lol
06:09:00 <Lumeah> Much
06:10:00 <Prippit> I bet you have massive, sexy bags under your eyes.
06:10:00 <Prippit> Oh baby.
06:10:00 <Lumeah> Rof
06:10:00 <simba> lol
06:10:00 <Prippit> I'm going to make a wet mess in a second from all these visuals.
06:10:00 <simba> calm down pollock
06:10:00 <Lumeah> . Ohh yeah.. Make u horny?
06:10:00 <Lumeah> Lol
06:11:00 <simba> take this G-rated despo-fest to PM thanx
06:11:00 <Lumeah> Big drooping bags of fluid
06:11:00 <Lumeah> Ok..
06:14:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to you simba
06:15:00 <Bastardly_One> cute
06:15:00 <simba> listen 2 me
06:15:00 <Prippit> I think he may be slightly rustled at not being part of the action.
06:15:00 <Lumeah> isn't it
06:15:00 <simba> what action
06:15:00 <simba> lol
06:15:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
06:16:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, what action?
06:16:00 <Lumeah> No fun being cop
06:16:00 <simba> in this chat Prippit calls flirting with an irc whore action
06:16:00 <Lumeah> Oi
06:16:00 <Prippit> [[rustling intensifies]]
06:16:00 <johninja> lol
06:16:00 <simba> then outs himself as a giant nerd
06:16:00 <Prippit> He's upgraded to ad hominem!
06:16:00 <Lumeah> No name calling new op boy
06:16:00 <Prippit> Ooh, ad hominem x2.
06:17:00 <johninja> holy shit he's dropping latin now
06:17:00 <johninja> shit just got real
06:17:00 <johninja> anno domini bitches
06:17:00 <Prippit> He's really rustled.
06:17:00 <Prippit> There's no need to be upset.
06:17:00 <Lumeah> Lol
06:18:00 <simba> sorry if i threw u off ur game
06:18:00 <simba> ill let u return to the.... "action"..,,,
06:19:00 <Prippit> Use more periods, your sarcasm isn't dripping enough.
06:19:00 <Bastardly_One> heh
06:19:00 <Lumeah> Lol
06:19:00 <simba> ok,,,,,,,,,,,,
06:19:00 <Prippit> I need to milk you for all you're worth.
06:20:00 <simba> thats not good dirty talk
06:20:00 <simba> ur no good @ this
06:21:00 <Lumeah> You might need to show him what's good then simba
06:21:00 <simba> im not sending u a photo of my dick
06:21:00 <slope> send johninja he will be interested
06:22:00 <simba> he already has them
06:23:00 <Lumeah> Oh please
06:24:00 <simba> *puke*
06:25:00 <Lumeah> Nup
06:25:00 <Lumeah> I am going to *puke*.
06:25:00 <Lumeah> :p
06:26:00 <simba> ok
06:26:00 <simba> kolea getting spanked
06:27:00 <johninja> indeed
06:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I fell asleep on the floor
06:31:00 <Bastardly_One> for like ... 5 hrs I think
06:31:00 <Lumeah> On the floor
06:31:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've woke up hating the fact I'm back home
06:31:00 <Lumeah> I had 2 hrs
06:32:00 <Lumeah> Where where u.. Why where u on the floor?
06:32:00 <Bastardly_One> was an accident
06:32:00 <Bastardly_One> and home now ... I was at a friend's place in Melbourne
06:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought until today ... turns out it was one day
06:32:00 <Bastardly_One> lucky I didn't have to pay for a ticket
06:33:00 <Bastardly_One> cost me a fortune as it was
06:33:00 <Excessive> it's a bit like goin to court and expecting the worst while at the end of it u might get off with a gd behaviour bond
06:34:00 <Excessive> only the other way around
06:34:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
06:34:00 <Excessive> u were surprized at gettin home early?
06:35:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
06:35:00 <Bastardly_One> was like ... "what?"
06:35:00 <Bastardly_One> and as I said her mum showed and I said that to her mum and she was like ... no idea
06:36:00 <Bastardly_One> her mother is my age and very very hot
06:36:00 <Excessive> ye I saw
06:36:00 <Bastardly_One> I won't be doing that again in a hurry
06:36:00 <Excessive> the glasses kindah like Maurice's
06:37:00 <Bastardly_One> was telling a nearby friend and she's pissed actually
06:37:00 <Bastardly_One> she rang and told me to turn around and come to her place
06:37:00 <Bastardly_One> but didn't seem like a good idea at the time
06:37:00 <Bastardly_One> they live nearby ya see
06:38:00 <Bastardly_One> like the one pissed off at her doesn't even get an invite to a coffee and lives nearby and I get an invite ... then that happened
06:38:00 <Bastardly_One> she was livid for some reason
06:48:00 <Bastardly_One> how cool is it
06:48:00 <Bastardly_One> when you sneeze and fart at the same time
06:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I think the World Cup is rigged this year
06:54:00 <Bastardly_One> wtf?
06:54:00 <Bastardly_One> I stood up and it feels like I've had valium
06:54:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a distinct feeling I get when I have those
06:54:00 <johninja> nini
06:57:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds like a storm out there
06:57:00 <Bastardly_One> better clear by this afternoon
06:57:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna score and smoke myself into oblivion
06:59:00 <Excessive> I could prolly bet that simba could score a better goal than u
06:59:00 <Bastardly_One> and?
06:59:00 <simba> fuc k yea
06:59:00 <simba> i have a killa shot
07:00:00 <simba> im gonna score today 2
07:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I was gonna wait until tomorrow
07:00:00 <Excessive> I scored on friday, welcome to the club
07:00:00 <Bastardly_One> and take it easy today
07:01:00 <Bastardly_One> but my housemate really pissed me off and I'm back in this cunt of a city
07:01:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought my hate of it was a bit exagerated
07:01:00 <Bastardly_One> until I got home last night
07:01:00 <Bastardly_One> and it's not ... can't stand the place ... haven't made a friend here in fucking years
07:02:00 <Excessive> jump on a plane with ur next loan fo a week up here
07:03:00 <Bastardly_One> why would I need a loan?
07:03:00 <Bastardly_One> seen airfare prices online?
07:03:00 <Bastardly_One> about $50 return
07:04:00 <Bastardly_One> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
07:04:00 <Bill_> yer but u gotta pay a fee
07:04:00 <Bastardly_One> deadmau5 has four of his new songs on Spotify
07:04:00 <Bastardly_One> double album in under a month too
07:04:00 <Bill_> 50 resturn?
07:04:00 <Bill_> lol bullshit
07:04:00 <Bastardly_One> actually you're right
07:04:00 <Bastardly_One> 44 one way
07:05:00 <Bill_> more like $250
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> so 88 ... that hardly needs a loan
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> go google pz
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll find I am right
07:05:00 <Bill_> which airline
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I was going to book last week but figure this cunt needs warning
07:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I have no idea what one now ... was crappy though
07:06:00 <Bastardly_One> like a Jetstar or someone dodgy
07:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I cannot believe though ... I mean I go to Melbourne for gigs but not to look around ... how much the place is identical
07:08:00 <Bastardly_One> like in a decade nothing has changed out of the CBD at all
07:08:00 <Bill_> where are you flying from and to
07:09:00 <Bastardly_One> would be avalon to syd
07:09:00 <Bastardly_One> which is near Geelong
07:09:00 <Bastardly_One> always cheaper than tullamarine (Melb)
07:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if some loser has made a clip for this song
07:11:00 <Bastardly_One> for a mau5 track it's great
07:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I would think that though
07:12:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6o69eV6vLo
07:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Phantoms Can't Hang (Date not found) 9:17 - Category: Music - 153,213 - 2,487 likes (98.8%), 30 dislikes (1.2%)
07:15:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
07:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I just got the new album
07:15:00 <Bastardly_One> hurry up torrent
07:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna go mental over this as we know
07:16:00 <Bastardly_One> new mau5 double album!
07:17:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUiQVAlC06k
07:17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - While 1 2 ( NEW FULL ALBUM 2014) HD 320 kbps (Date not found) 02:20:01 - Category: Music - 718 views - 14 likes (93.3%), 1 dislikes (6.7%)
07:17:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
07:18:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yeah!
07:18:00 <Bastardly_One> what a reward for a shit weekend
07:19:00 <Bastardly_One> new mau5 album
07:22:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
07:22:00 <Excessive> ?
07:22:00 <Bastardly_One> this is so good ... you might even like it
07:22:00 <Bastardly_One> click the link for While 1<2
07:22:00 <Excessive> k
07:23:00 <Bastardly_One> the only thing that could annoy you
07:23:00 <Bastardly_One> is the certain drum track he loves using
07:23:00 <Bastardly_One> but it adds speed to certain tracks too
07:24:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how I love that guy
07:24:00 <Bastardly_One> so this is like a party in my pants
07:24:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
07:25:00 <Bastardly_One> I just finished the torrent
07:25:00 <Bastardly_One> so if you need song names
07:25:00 <Bill_> im gonna get a gun oneday and do a mark chapman
07:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm busy for the next 2 hours and 20 mins
07:27:00 <Bastardly_One> fapping over this new double album
07:28:00 <Bastardly_One> this second track has a cool build up
07:28:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raxBV0cQSNY
07:28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pan and Trex - Iceman On The Beach (Original) (May 8, 2008) 5:53 - Category: Music - 19,141 - 60 likes (98.4%), 1 dislikes (1.6%)
07:28:00 <Bastardly_One> and he's made it a continous mix
07:28:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you
07:28:00 <Excessive> look at the year on the vinyl
07:28:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm listening to new mau5
07:28:00 <Bastardly_One> nothing else matters
07:28:00 <Excessive> same style kind of
07:28:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah wait though
07:28:00 <Bastardly_One> keep it going
07:28:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a bilion styles
07:29:00 <Bastardly_One> and this one he's ripped off another of his tracks
07:29:00 <Bastardly_One> the second one
07:29:00 <Bastardly_One> but sounds heaps more interesting ... the baron and I could tell you what vsts these are and how each sound is made
07:29:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I'm enjoying this more than I thought I would
07:30:00 <slope> deadmau doesnt use vsts
07:31:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna bet?
07:31:00 <Excessive> and u call urself a Eurodance nazi?
07:31:00 <Bastardly_One> he makes 3/4s of them
07:31:00 <slope> lol
07:31:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can tell where they come from
07:31:00 <Bastardly_One> because he never changes certain elements
07:31:00 <Excessive> like his shit now we've had better 20+ years ago
07:31:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck I love this cunt
07:32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but got good headphones or good speakers?
07:32:00 <Bastardly_One> I challenge anyone to master that good
07:32:00 <Bastardly_One> and make songs flow that well
07:32:00 <Bastardly_One> so well structured
07:33:00 <Excessive> speakers?
07:33:00 <Bastardly_One> the rodent needs to be played at a certain volume
07:33:00 <Bastardly_One> to appreciate the nuances
07:33:00 <slope> lol
07:34:00 <Bastardly_One> go to 16:30ish Excessive
07:34:00 <Bastardly_One> and tell me what you think of this with the chick singing
07:36:00 <slope> it better be good
07:37:00 <slope> sounds like shit
07:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a feeling
07:39:00 <Bastardly_One> and I bet I'm right
07:39:00 <Bastardly_One> the first album is mellow and the second has all the shit like Mercedes
07:39:00 <Bastardly_One> and Phantoms Can't Hang and the more upbeat tracks
07:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm appreciating he hasn't just gone totally sticking something together the kids would instantly love
07:41:00 <slope> this is a shit song
07:41:00 <Bastardly_One> yes!
07:41:00 <Bastardly_One> next song though
07:41:00 <Bastardly_One> this is my favourite new song of his
07:41:00 <slope> 5 minutes of crap
07:41:00 <Bastardly_One> wait for the next one!
07:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this fucking song!
07:41:00 <Bastardly_One> My Pet Colencath
07:41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck yes!
07:42:00 <Excessive> if he ever does it as gd as wat those guys did from Real Life back in 84 then I could possibly like him
07:42:00 <slope> this is crap
07:42:00 <Bastardly_One> 26 min mark
07:42:00 <slope> this would have taken him less than an hour to make
07:42:00 <Bastardly_One> stick that shit on
07:42:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
07:42:00 <slope> he prob did it stoned too
07:43:00 <slope> whilst he had his jewish cat
07:43:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry
07:43:00 <Bastardly_One> 23:50
07:43:00 <Bastardly_One> stick that on
07:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I love this track!
07:43:00 <slope> put up a song of his off this album thats actually good because this cunt has lost it
07:43:00 <slope> lost the plot
07:43:00 <Bastardly_One> Professor Mewingtons PhD
07:43:00 <Bastardly_One> has feline aids
07:43:00 <Bastardly_One> :(
07:45:00 <slope> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrbOZUOE_YE
07:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Infra Turbo Pigcart Racer (Date not found) 10:36 - Category: Music - 135,742 - 2,154 likes (98.8%), 27 dislikes (1.2%)
07:45:00 <slope> this is much better
07:45:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it's on there if you wait
07:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I like Phantoms Cant Hang
07:45:00 <Bastardly_One> and Mercedes too
07:46:00 <Bastardly_One> Mercedes gives you the feel of driving down the autobahn
07:46:00 <Bastardly_One> very german
07:46:00 <Bastardly_One> see if you can find Mercedes without the filtering
07:47:00 <slope> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jL2DPylmhE
07:47:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 feat. Colleen D'Agostino - Seeya (Date not found) 6:39 - Category: Music - 388,161 - 5,127 likes (98.2%), 95 dislikes (1.8%)
07:47:00 <slope> this is very good
07:47:00 <slope> very good
07:47:00 <Bastardly_One> sure fucking is
07:47:00 <Bastardly_One> told ya ... stop slagging the cunt off
07:47:00 <Bastardly_One> he's fucking brilliant
07:48:00 <Bastardly_One> he's too good sometimes
07:48:00 <slope> i wouldnt say too good lol
07:48:00 <Bastardly_One> I would in ways
07:48:00 <Bastardly_One> shits me how he just gets everything so spot on
07:48:00 <Bastardly_One> like you can't hate it no matter how you try
07:49:00 <Bastardly_One> if you appreciate the stuff he does
07:49:00 <Skirmish> Fucking shenanigans!
07:49:00 <Bastardly_One> like the style/s
07:49:00 <Bastardly_One> keep linking what you like off it
07:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I know 3/4s of it already
07:50:00 <Excessive> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAYkao-LbEc
07:50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ailo - Chronos (Date not found) 6:10 - Category: Music - 874 views - 10 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:50:00 <Bastardly_One> not all of it ... but most of it as it's been around for months
07:50:00 <slope> this is good
07:50:00 <slope> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpspgp3QQqo
07:50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Avaritia (Date not found) 6:44 - Category: Music - 415,162 - 5,640 likes (97.8%), 128 dislikes (2.2%)
07:50:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it?
07:51:00 <simba> cant get in2 that pig car racer one
07:51:00 <slope> my headphones are pumping
07:51:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll see if I can find Mercedes unfiltered
07:51:00 <Bastardly_One> as I guess I know what I'm looking for
07:51:00 <slope> find all and post them
07:51:00 <Bastardly_One> oh!
07:51:00 <Bastardly_One> it's on now
07:51:00 <simba> his music just screams "look kids! generic dance music!" to me
07:51:00 <simba> every track i hear
07:51:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll find this on youtube
07:51:00 <Bastardly_One> this version of Mercedes
07:51:00 <Bastardly_One> is different to the one I know
07:52:00 <Bastardly_One> and fucking amazing
07:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I am driving down the autobahn right now
07:52:00 <Bastardly_One> in my headphones
07:52:00 <Bastardly_One> hang 5 and I'll see if I can find it
07:52:00 <slope> find it
07:53:00 <Bastardly_One> I am looking
07:53:00 <Bastardly_One> wow! it's gone from this mellow racing track
07:53:00 <Bastardly_One> to a full on complicated song ... loving it
07:53:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll find it boring if you don't know the original version but looking
07:55:00 <Bastardly_One> cunts
07:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't find it
07:55:00 <Bastardly_One> yet
07:56:00 <Bastardly_One> simba I put the entire album up before
07:57:00 <Bastardly_One> sexy!
07:57:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEF6-LIq3Oc
07:57:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [NEW] Deadmau5 - Mercedes (Date not found) 8:40 - Category: Music - 5,362 - 42 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
07:57:00 <Bastardly_One> drive down that autobahn with me
07:57:00 <Bastardly_One> one the build up kicks in
07:57:00 <Bastardly_One> hate the filtering though
07:57:00 <simba> yea im not game to listen to that yet
07:57:00 <slope> listen to it simba
07:58:00 <simba> i listened to two other tracks linked
07:58:00 <simba> felt like i switched to fresh fm in the car for a dose of gay EDM
07:58:00 <simba> TBH
07:58:00 <Bastardly_One> starts off really mellow
07:58:00 <Bastardly_One> but gets better three tracks in
07:58:00 <Bastardly_One> the only annoyance for his casual fans is it's a continuous mix
07:59:00 <Bastardly_One> if you have good headphones though
07:59:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me you're not driving down the autobahn
07:59:00 <Bastardly_One> once the filter comes off around 1:15
07:59:00 <Bastardly_One> and the swooooooooooooooooooosh!
07:59:00 <slope> yeh i have good headphones
07:59:00 <slope> hd25's
07:59:00 <Bastardly_One> such a simple song
07:59:00 <Bastardly_One> but how good is it?
08:00:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until the bass comes in
08:00:00 <Bastardly_One> and completes it
08:00:00 <Bastardly_One> so so simple but such a driving song
08:01:00 <Bastardly_One> I should shut up
08:01:00 <Bastardly_One> simba doesn't trust me on deadmau5 anyway
08:01:00 <Bastardly_One> he thinks I've a crush
08:01:00 <simba> his musics just really generic
08:01:00 <simba> listen 2 joker hes way cooler
08:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I reckon you just hear the main bits
08:02:00 <Bastardly_One> not the nuances like the little extra bits
08:02:00 <slope> simba you need to understand electronic music more
08:02:00 <simba> ccalm down deadmousefans
08:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm really looking forward to TheBaron's opinion
08:02:00 <simba> u guys r brainwashed by "EDM"
08:03:00 <slope> mercedes is good
08:03:00 <Bastardly_One> heh ... I'm his m8 remember
08:03:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin' A it's good
08:03:00 <Bastardly_One> you actually feel like your driving
08:03:00 <slope> i feel like im driving to mels
08:03:00 <Bastardly_One> that was one of the first I heard
08:03:00 <Bastardly_One> like in Aug last year
08:03:00 <Bastardly_One> and all he's really done since to it is master it to CD quality
08:04:00 <Bastardly_One> as much as I thought it sounded different as it goes on it's not
08:04:00 <Bastardly_One> must be the final mastering
08:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't even drive and that song makes me wanna drive
08:04:00 <slope> it is a driving song
08:04:00 <Excessive> The original idea of MONOSPHERE is to create a pure live jam session. Using no computers, only a couple of analogue machines. Having total control over mind and matter. Giving the audience a feeling of a new kind
08:04:00 <slope> drive to simbas
08:05:00 <Excessive> http://www.discogs.com/Monosphere-Synthology-EP/release/96582
08:05:00 <Bastardly_One> hush
08:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I am talking real EDM
08:05:00 <simba> portugal gole already
08:05:00 <simba> lol
08:05:00 <Bastardly_One> not 90s wog disco! :P
08:05:00 <Excessive> he called that release as simple
08:05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know ... slaughter it's gonna be man
08:05:00 <Bastardly_One> this match
08:06:00 <simba> of course, by "real EDM" you mean generic mainstream nonsense released post 2012
08:06:00 <simba> and by "90s wog disco" you mean real electronica
08:06:00 <simba> :P
08:07:00 <slope> whoever made that EDM lable is a fuck
08:07:00 <Excessive> he was busy mixin bands man
08:07:00 <slope> dont thinkt hey realise what edm even is
08:07:00 <Excessive> he didn't get to the electronica yet
08:08:00 <Excessive> in the 90's*
08:08:00 <Bastardly_One> simba
08:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in an american chat room right now
08:08:00 <Bastardly_One> they're in tears
08:08:00 <Bastardly_One> at my commentary :D
08:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm giving expert analysis
08:09:00 <Bastardly_One> such as
08:09:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck, I thought the socceroos were bad
08:09:00 <Bastardly_One> what kind of a cross was that? a 5yr old girl could kick harder
08:10:00 <simba> f*ck a*eric*
08:11:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously
08:11:00 <Bastardly_One> a girls under 8 team could kick harder
08:11:00 <Bastardly_One> than these women at the moment
08:13:00 <Bastardly_One> MUCH better
08:13:00 <Bastardly_One> they must of heard me
08:15:00 <simba> dirty yanks
08:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I still would love them to win
08:16:00 <Bastardly_One> imagine Ronaldo holding up the cup
08:18:00 <simba> nooooooooooooooo
08:21:00 <Bastardly_One> well
08:21:00 <Bastardly_One> chat the US on
08:22:00 <Bastardly_One> shit, that had almost grace
08:22:00 <Bastardly_One> come on you girls
08:29:00 <Bill_> love this book
08:36:00 <Excessive> wait ......... us girls?
08:38:00 <Shadowgate> no us chat rooms, only one active channel in irc
08:39:00 <simba> Shadowgate: there are tonnes of active servers/rooms
08:41:00 <Bastardly_One> no
08:41:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
08:41:00 <Bastardly_One> the US are playing like girls
08:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm trying to coach them via the telly
08:41:00 <Excessive> k
08:41:00 <Bastardly_One> the prospect of Ronaldo holding up the world cup
08:41:00 <Bastardly_One> is gonna suck more cock that Picard
08:45:00 <Bastardly_One> man!
08:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I missed my dealer by 15 mins
08:45:00 <Bastardly_One> he could of brought it into town for me
08:45:00 <Bastardly_One> cunted
08:45:00 <Bastardly_One> now I have to go see him later today
08:47:00 <Excessive> don't u like ring like ahead like 1 or 2 days when u organise?
08:48:00 <Bastardly_One> no need
08:48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's just a matter of where he might be
08:48:00 <Bastardly_One> sometimes the night before ... depends on how sure I am
08:49:00 <Bastardly_One> I know his schedule but usually before 9 is safe
08:50:00 <Excessive> sux 2 b organizing @ the last minute
08:51:00 <Bastardly_One> time just got away with me this morning
08:52:00 <Bastardly_One> happens
09:13:00 <Bastardly_One> wow!
09:13:00 <Bastardly_One> best fart ever almost
09:14:00 <Bastardly_One> 9.5/10
09:14:00 <Bastardly_One> *nods*
09:14:00 <Bastardly_One> morning cow face
09:40:00 <Skirmish> I think that is where you go wrong B1. This "friendly" banter where you insult some regulars thinking that you have the friendly rapport which you simply don't have.
09:41:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
09:41:00 <Bastardly_One> USA second goal
09:41:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up idiot
09:41:00 <Bastardly_One> get you all night as it is
09:42:00 <Skirmish> Don't you ever wonder why there are so many people that find it difficult to tolerate you?
09:42:00 <Skirmish> Never crossed your mind?
09:44:00 <Skirmish> I think that with this change that by the way has already been pointed out and not by me ... you are becoming a hybrid of Picard and Panda.
09:45:00 <Bastardly_One> just
09:45:00 <Bastardly_One> s
09:45:00 <Bastardly_One> t
09:45:00 <Bastardly_One> f
09:45:00 <Bastardly_One> u
09:45:00 <Shadowgate> SKirmish is in action 52 megadrive genesis game
09:45:00 <Bastardly_One> you sincerely are that boring it's getting irritating
09:47:00 <Skirmish> I think I raise valid questions that if you pondered yourself you could turn things around and actually become someone that isn't laughed at.
09:48:00 <Bastardly_One> it's actually a matter of reading me properly
09:48:00 <Skirmish> There are many different versions of this particular saying B1 so I will just go with a common one. "If one person calls you an ass, ignore them. If five people call you an ass, buy a saddle."
09:49:00 <Bastardly_One> those that know me know I am as sarcastic as fuck
09:49:00 <Bastardly_One> it's annoying adding :D
09:49:00 <Bastardly_One> and :P
09:49:00 <Bastardly_One> after each post
09:49:00 <Skirmish> This has nothing to do with e-tone.
09:50:00 <Bastardly_One> it is ... I am no way near as full of it as I seem ... it's taking the piss
09:50:00 <Bastardly_One> because for some reason it shits people
09:50:00 <Bastardly_One> and you're "allowed" to straight out troll but I never have been
09:51:00 <Skirmish> This is why I believe you are a panda/picard hybrid. Like them, you believe that it's not your fault that a volume of people believe a certain thing, you believe everyone else has the problem.
09:51:00 <Bastardly_One> dude
09:51:00 <Bastardly_One> I never claimed I'm not a stubborn and straight up cunt
09:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I can see if you don't know me or used to how I speak it comes across that way
09:52:00 <Bastardly_One> what people don't seem to get is ... that can't be helped by me if that's how I type and speak
09:54:00 <Skirmish> You seem to wait to tint things with this "I'm misunderstood" belief. You may very well be sarcastic ... I don't see that though. I see somebody so desperate to be one of the cool kids that you invade every single topic discussed and allow your expertise to shine when it's blindly obvious you barely know anything about it. THAT, is what defines who B1 is on Austnet. The dickhead know-it-all
09:54:00 <Skirmish> that in order to "fit in" will compromise any and all previously stated stances.
09:54:00 <Skirmish> Absolutely nothing to do with a sarcastic tone that is misunderstood.
09:57:00 <Bastardly_One> if you say so
09:57:00 <Bastardly_One> thing you don't get is
09:57:00 <Bastardly_One> your opinion means nothing to me and you sincerely bore me
09:58:00 <Bastardly_One> you must be insecure about yourself the way you post stuff about others
09:58:00 <Bastardly_One> constantly
09:58:00 <Bastardly_One> that's all you do
09:58:00 <Skirmish> This is the crux of the problem for you B1. It's not just my belief. I am just the only one that has the sympathy for you to point it out.
09:59:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't read do you?
09:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I just told you
09:59:00 <Bastardly_One> your opinion means nothing to me and you sincerely bore me
09:59:00 <Excessive> {bah
09:59:00 <Excessive> hehehe
09:59:00 <Bastardly_One> just put me on ignore and fuck up
09:59:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
10:00:00 <Bastardly_One> is it just me or does this bore not understand English?
10:00:00 <Excessive> does he know wat {bah was on msn?
10:00:00 <Skirmish> Just so we're clear then .... you, as someone that wants to be an operator in this channel, believe that it isn't YOU with the problem, it's everyone else that has the problem?
10:01:00 <Bastardly_One> who said I asked for it?
10:01:00 <Bastardly_One> assume much?
10:01:00 <Skirmish> So you don't want it?
10:01:00 <slope> Skirmish fuck off
10:01:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously I don't give a fuck if I lose them or not over you ... you're asking for it
10:01:00 <Bastardly_One> and have been for days
10:01:00 <slope> Skirmish has been asking his whole life
10:01:00 <slope> fucking loser
10:02:00 <Bastardly_One> wanna hear a laugh?
10:02:00 <Bastardly_One> oh poo
10:03:00 <Skirmish> You know you are scaping the bottom of the barrel when you start seeing "allies" in the likes of slope.
10:03:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh I was actually going to post YOU something
10:03:00 <Bastardly_One> but I lost the link
10:03:00 <Skirmish> Sure, go for it.
10:03:00 <Bastardly_One> a security faux pa
10:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I fucking closed the window
10:04:00 <Bastardly_One> grrrrrrrrrrrrr
10:04:00 <Bastardly_One> if I find it again I will
10:04:00 <Skirmish> Ok
10:04:00 <Bastardly_One> was just one of those wtf?
10:08:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
10:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I want to find it again now
10:08:00 <Bastardly_One> was something I was skimming then took it in after I read it
10:08:00 <Bastardly_One> if that makes sense
10:08:00 <Bastardly_One> almost bugging me now
10:13:00 <Charlie> almost bugging us too
10:36:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1385545_10200203706329983_1776688844_n.jpg
10:36:00 <Loof> well i suppose i should finish this assignment, due by 9pm
10:36:00 <Loof> be back in a few hours
10:39:00 <Skirmish> Mother Mew.
10:40:00 <Mew> The Skirminat0r
10:42:00 <Skirmish> Today is going to be a tracksuit pants and ugg boots day I think.
10:44:00 <Mew> its wild weather here today
10:49:00 <Skirmish> mustard turkey slices from the Woolworths deli. So yum on a roll.
11:01:00 <Mew> that sounds delish
11:05:00 <Bastardly_One> we finally agree on something
11:05:00 <Bastardly_One> delicious by themselves even
11:18:00 <Shadowgate> SKirmish is in action 52 megadrive genesis game
11:18:00 <Shadowgate> play it
11:18:00 <Shadowgate> asshole
11:35:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tzhyfWHdLo
11:35:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Best Cat Vines - The Best Cat Vine Compilation (25 MINUTES) (Date not found) 25:02 - Category: Entertainment - 21,065,470 - 88,666 likes (92.1%), 7,602 dislikes (7.9%)
11:35:00 <simba> http://www.twitch.tv/speeddemosarchivesda
11:35:00 <simba> ppl playing games all day + night for days
11:37:00 <simba> lol @ "megadrive genesis"
11:38:00 <Skirmish> I don't even know what they are talking about.
11:39:00 <simba> in the stream? super nerdy kirby stuff
11:39:00 <Skirmish> 2 hours to read 2 pages. Today is NO day for motivation.
11:39:00 <simba> ill read em
11:39:00 <Skirmish> Start of page 546 of Management Theory and Practice by Kris Cole.
11:41:00 <simba> cant buy it and have it sent in time
11:42:00 <Skirmish> There is an e version. You're not trying hard enough.
11:43:00 <simba> findpdf.net
11:43:00 <simba> seems cool
11:50:00 <Skirmish> How come I never get the + signs anymore. My feelings are hurt by this blatant display of playing favourites.
11:51:00 <simba> ur the voice try and understand it
11:52:00 <Skirmish> Make a noise and make it clear
11:52:00 <Skirmish> Oh-wo-wo-wo, oh-wo-wo-wo
11:53:00 <Shadowgate> skirmish fuck off
11:53:00 <simba> apparently north melbourne try to make the crowd do a sing a long to that before games and it ends up really cringeworthy
11:54:00 <Skirmish> You need to let go of the rage Shadowgate.
11:54:00 <Skirmish> There is no power for you on the dark side.
12:04:00 <Mew> the sealink ferry came so close to being smashed to pieces last night
12:05:00 <Lumeah> lol
12:08:00 <Mew> my friends daughter was tucked under my arm bawling her eyes out thinking we're gonna die and her son on my other side crying and vomiting on the floor and my shoes
12:08:00 <Mew> 2 people went into shock when we finally got off of it
12:11:00 <Serenity> =/
12:11:00 <Skirmish> I seen on the news that the winds were strong ... that's nuts that they kept running the ferry.
12:11:00 <Mew> pff they ran the ferry BEFORE the one we were on right
12:11:00 <Mew> and it left at 430pm
12:11:00 <Mew> it didnt get to the other side where we were til 745pm
12:12:00 <Mew> every single person that got off that ferry was a crying shaking mess
12:12:00 <Skirmish> I take it that is longer than usual?
12:12:00 <Mew> the trip is usually 45 mins
12:12:00 <Mew> :)
12:12:00 <Skirmish> You should have taken the crying messes getting off the ferry as a warning to yourselves.
12:13:00 <Mew> the whole trip back to penneshaw was mostly fine for us because the wind was in our favour
12:14:00 <Mew> it wasnt until we had to dock and they couldnt get it close to the jetty without smashing it so they took it to the other side of the break water and it got caught in massive rolling waves and almost smashed it into the rocks
12:14:00 <Mew> we were literally looking at the rocks we were going to nail for 2 seconds then the sky then the rocks then the sky
12:15:00 <Lumeah> eek
12:15:00 <Serenity> id have been hysterical
12:15:00 <Serenity> fuck that
12:15:00 <Mew> i was alright until one of my friends who works for sealink came down the stairs and knelt on the floor holding our hands
12:15:00 <Mew> like fuck if the sealink worker thinks we are gonna die
12:15:00 <Mew> maybe we are LOL
12:17:00 <Skirmish> You know you're about to die when a few guys with instruments bust them out and start cranking up a tune.
12:18:00 <Mew> the trip before that took them 2 hours, apparently there were newborns getting passed off to sealink workers because the parents couldnt even keep it together to look after their baby
12:19:00 <Mew> my friend said it was just people screaming and crying for 2 hours straight
12:19:00 <Skirmish> Sounds intense.
12:19:00 <Mew> yip
12:19:00 <Mew> the ocean is a violent badass
12:21:00 <Mew> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DujzVb9yfdU
12:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Escape to Kangaroo Island (Date not found) 5:29 - Category: Nonprofits &amp; Activism - 3,428 - 20 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
12:21:00 <Mew> theres a ferry driver in this that says he wouldnt dip his toe in the stretch of water we have to cross LOL
12:21:00 <Mew> now i know why
12:21:00 <Skirmish> Did they consider putting you on a lower deck in the centre of the ship and allowing your sweet sweet chest ballast to help keep the ship under control?
12:25:00 <Mew> i dont know why they didnt think of that
12:25:00 <Mew> they actually locked off the lower deck to passengers
12:26:00 <Mew> probably because if we crash into those rocks it would be that area that filled with water first
12:27:00 <simba> http://i.imgur.com/9USmoyu.gif
12:27:00 <Skirmish> Before I end up watching it all ... are you in this particular clip Mew?
12:28:00 <Lumeah> looks like fez haha ha
12:30:00 <Mew> nope
12:30:00 <Mew> richard from our pub is tho
12:33:00 <Skirmish> I would ask if Pirate was in it ... but since he has a proclivity towards being naked I assume they would hidden him on the day this was filmed.
12:45:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyE4CLM0QIA
12:45:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fleetwood mac - Little lies (Jun 12, 2007) 3:41 - Category: Music - 12,000,252 - 40,180 likes (98.9%), 450 dislikes (1.1%)
13:34:00 <Shadowgate> skirmish you fucken dog i said your in a megadrive game now fuck off
13:38:00 <Excessive> 4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BQBOUnF0So
13:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kate Tempest - 'Lonely Daze' (Date not found) 4:08 - Category: Music - 31,743 - 300 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
13:38:00 <Skirmish> Shadowgate: I refuse to acknowledge you until you decide to make sense. Be gone little boy.
13:39:00 <Serenity> Shadowgate lay off the drugs psycho
13:52:00 <Shadowgate> im not a phsycho im just drunk
13:53:00 <Lumeah> lest you admit it
13:55:00 <Modular> Shadowgate drink more
13:55:00 <Modular> life might not be as bad if you do
13:55:00 <Shadowgate> true modular
13:55:00 <Shadowgate> when i drink the pain of losing your love goes away
13:56:00 <Modular> why are you drink?
13:56:00 <Modular> drunk*
13:56:00 <Shadowgate> cos i wanna
13:56:00 <Modular> if that's the logic you apply to your actions, no wonder you're a loser
13:57:00 <Shadowgate> why am i a loser
13:58:00 <Charlie> drunk on a monday morning
13:58:00 <Serenity> why the hell are you drunk this early on a monday...
13:58:00 <Serenity> or.. on a monday at all
13:58:00 <Modular> Serenity some people just have nothing to live for
13:59:00 <Modular> so they live in the bottom of a bottle
13:59:00 <Serenity> :(
14:00:00 <Skirmish> Not sure why we're shocked that someone is drunk on a monday. With the likes of Shads and Kuniva running around on Austnet it's not like this is the first nor the last time we're likely to encounter it.
14:00:00 <Modular> true
14:01:00 <Serenity> im not sure anyones shocked
14:01:00 <Serenity> but im still going to voice my disgust
14:04:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gQbnLCgLCU
14:04:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Strypes - What A Shame (Date not found) 2:30 - Category: Music - 531,758 - 3,822 likes (97.9%), 80 dislikes (2.1%)
14:04:00 <Modular> guess he ddidn't care for judgement
14:04:00 <Skirmish> Either that of he's gone to hang himself.
14:04:00 <Skirmish> Not the first austnet member to do so from what I have heard.
14:06:00 <Charlie> LOL
14:10:00 <Serenity> god i wish
14:10:00 <Serenity> hes so annoying
14:10:00 <Doodle> lol
14:10:00 <Serenity> i used to have him on fb
14:11:00 <Serenity> and one day i had a status up and he went absolutely psycho at me about it.. accusing me of posting about him etc and deleted me..
14:11:00 <Doodle> lol
14:11:00 <Serenity> i forgot he was even ON my fb let alone writing about him..
14:11:00 <Doodle> psychoooo
14:11:00 <Serenity> not sure what that was about rofl
14:11:00 <Excessive> https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10201142863488325&set=pb.1671795406.-2207520000.1403496590.&type=3&theater
14:14:00 <Charlie> check out my horn
14:15:00 <Excessive> does it sound like a rotary phone's ring
14:15:00 <Excessive> ?
14:16:00 <Charlie> rrrrrrrrrtkktkktkktkktkktkkt
14:17:00 <Serenity> check ur spark plugs
14:18:00 <Excessive> I thought it was a funny thing when I had one of those types of horns on the Gemini ............ like ..... krrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg, krrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg, kkkkrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggg
14:20:00 <Charlie> my old man has a claxxon horn on his datsun
14:20:00 <Charlie> AAROOOOOOOOGAAAAAHH
14:20:00 <Charlie> \m/ d(^.^)b \m/ : Insane Clown Posse : Let's Go All The Way [Bizzar - 2000]
14:24:00 <Excessive> the Datsun was a gd thing in its day
14:24:00 <Excessive> way ahead of it's competitors at the time
14:24:00 <Excessive> its*
14:24:00 <Excessive> overhead cam
14:25:00 <Excessive> alloy head
14:25:00 <Excessive> IRS
14:25:00 <Excessive> etc etc
14:25:00 <Charlie> theyre sill going strong
14:26:00 <Charlie> goto car for junior sedan speedway
14:29:00 <Excessive> I hooned a 240Z around for a lil while when a teen cause I did the clutch in it for a friend ............ and all the same tech like in the 180B kind of, IRS, engine, etc ............ jus that this was the sports version with a bit better gear, with 2 more cylinders this time and twin Jap style side draught SU's etc, etc
14:34:00 <Charlie> i had a couple on the farm as a kid
14:34:00 <Charlie> 120y 180b 240k
14:35:00 <Charlie> best bush bashers ever
14:36:00 <Excessive> also that 6 cyl block from back then had a few things in common with the later RB30 with the typical Nissan ideology of a big girder type setup for the bottom end etc etc
14:36:00 <Charlie> they were nissan motors
14:36:00 <Charlie> build up from there
14:37:00 <Excessive> the VL Calais Turbo version of that was a fireball too
14:38:00 <Excessive> or Berlina*
14:38:00 <Excessive> some*
14:38:00 <Excessive> but the Skyline was better agin
14:38:00 <Excessive> +a
14:38:00 <Charlie> we all know holden can't make their on engines anyway
14:38:00 <Skirmish> Here is hoping that Datsun make a comeback and this doesn't stay a concept.
14:38:00 <Charlie> own*
14:38:00 <Skirmish> http://www.sneakers.fi/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/nissanidx.jpg
14:41:00 <Excessive> the prob where GM fcked it with the VL 6 was that the radiator filler was lower than the cyl head and it got air bubbles in the head and it'd crack in between the cylinders ........... I'm sure many a disappointed VL owners got to realizing it
14:42:00 <Charlie> gm fucked it when they started using everyone elses rejected shit
14:42:00 <British^Meat> girls
14:42:00 <British^Meat> hi girls
14:42:00 <British^Meat> tell me girls, why do you look into your phone when you take a selfie in the mirror!?
14:43:00 <British^Meat> r u showing off your phone girls?
14:44:00 <Excessive> though the Walkingshaw was nice
14:44:00 <Excessive> and even nicer with Calais front
14:45:00 <Excessive> for those that couldn't help themselves*
14:47:00 <British^Meat> i just find it annoying, and stupid :/ I D G I
14:47:00 <Skirmish> You mean the Walkinforsure
14:52:00 <Excessive> s'pose the only time u walked if u had one would've been when if u enjoyed it too much and u were made to walk away from it and appear in court
14:53:00 <TheRon> ???
14:56:00 <Excessive> owning a Walkinshaw TheRon
14:56:00 <TheRon> smithy from the bill?
14:56:00 <Serenity> maurices new car has a walkinshaw kit
14:57:00 <Excessive> never seen it
14:57:00 <Maurice> Vroom
14:57:00 <Serenity> no TheRon smify
14:57:00 <TheRon> only walkinshaw i could think of
14:58:00 <Excessive> the typical light blue Walkinshaw
14:58:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7ma8mweDGw
14:58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Printable Paper! -- DONG (Date not found) 5:39 - Category: Science &amp; Technology - 201,374 - 12,276 likes (99.4%), 77 dislikes (0.6%)
14:58:00 <Skirmish> watch Vsauce/Vsauce2 or Vsauce 3.
15:00:00 <British^Meat> cars go vroom
15:00:00 <British^Meat> sometimes newwwaarrrawwww chreeechhhhhhhhhhhh
15:01:00 <Serenity> im wondering if Excessive realises that walkinshaw are add on performance parts or he thinks the walkinshaw is a car
15:01:00 <TheRon> i have no idea about the walkinshaw
15:02:00 <British^Meat> lets break it down
15:02:00 <British^Meat> walk
15:02:00 <British^Meat> in
15:02:00 <British^Meat> shaw
15:02:00 <British^Meat> whats a shaw and why walk in it?
15:02:00 <Serenity> well its not 'the walkinshaw' its just after market performance shit
15:03:00 <TheRon> snoop - whats my name??
15:03:00 <TheRon> love it
15:03:00 <Doodle> walkinshaw is named after tom walkinshaw
15:03:00 <Doodle> or have we established that
15:03:00 <Serenity> i bet he likes sausage
15:03:00 <Serenity> no we hadnt
15:03:00 <Doodle> lol
15:03:00 <Serenity> thank you car encylopedia guy
15:03:00 <Doodle> no probs
15:03:00 <Doodle> walkinshaw jaguars are hot
15:04:00 <Doodle> walkinshaw comoodores are gay
15:04:00 <Doodle> but theyre all plastic fantastics
15:04:00 <Serenity> did you type moo on purpose
15:04:00 <Serenity> i hope so
15:04:00 <British^Meat> i love a knob at night
15:04:00 <Doodle> no lol
15:04:00 <Serenity> dang
15:04:00 <Doodle> COMOODORES
15:04:00 <Serenity> hahaha
15:04:00 <TheRon> is there a lionel richie commodore?
15:04:00 <Serenity> they sound like theyre mooing when they go
15:04:00 <Doodle> lolol TheRon
15:04:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Commodores - Brick House.mp3 (3.06MB 128kbps Stereo 3:20)
15:05:00 <British^Meat> i have a suzuki Baleno
15:05:00 <British^Meat> 4lyf
15:05:00 <Doodle> on purpose?
15:05:00 <TheRon> i'm having genuine indian food tonight
15:06:00 <TheRon> is patak's close enough?
15:06:00 <Doodle> yes
15:06:00 <British^Meat> its a car, it goes, im all for it
15:06:00 <Doodle> i'm having genuine italian
15:06:00 <Doodle> does mccains count
15:06:00 <TheRon> not really
15:06:00 <Doodle> its a good italian name
15:07:00 <TheRon> fair dinkum bellissimo
15:07:00 <Doodle> hahaha
15:07:00 <Doodle> papa luigi
15:07:00 <Serenity> my kids have a cousin called luigi in italty
15:07:00 <Doodle> its a real italian pizza and its made in new south waaaales
15:07:00 <Serenity> italy
15:07:00 <Serenity> it brings me much joy
15:07:00 <Doodle> lolol
15:07:00 <TheRon> can we have dickhead tonight tomorrow?
15:08:00 <Doodle> looool stop
15:08:00 <Doodle> i feel like a dickhead tonight
15:08:00 <Doodle> i have to watch my late show dvds again
15:08:00 <Serenity> CAN WE HAVE DICKHEAD TONIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT
15:08:00 <Doodle> they are the best
15:08:00 <Serenity> i want to hurt that kid
15:08:00 <Serenity> whos probably like 40 now
15:08:00 <Doodle> haha
15:09:00 <Excessive> http://www.walkinshaw.net/history/history.html
15:09:00 <Doodle> we've moved on
15:10:00 <Doodle> fkn coles bitch about people ripping them off through the auto checkouts, i go to buy apples and the cunts arent even listed on the machine
15:10:00 <Serenity> and thats just a nickname given by a bunch of muzzas who thought they had a hot car. its not a real thing. its a power performance kit.
15:10:00 <Doodle> its really just a platic body kit
15:10:00 <Doodle> *plastic
15:10:00 <Doodle> and all that did was act as a bird bath when it rained
15:11:00 <Serenity> i accidentally tried to steal a candle holder from ikea the other week.
15:11:00 <Serenity> their self service thing weighs the bags and if its too heavy it makes the checkout people come over
15:11:00 <Serenity> i was so embarrassed
15:11:00 <Doodle> lolol
15:11:00 <abc> luigi sava da money ... well know west aussie luigi
15:11:00 <Serenity> there was 5 instead of the 4 i thought i had
15:11:00 <Doodle> umm ahhhhhhhhhh
15:12:00 <Doodle> did your mum have to come and pick you up
15:12:00 <Serenity> almost!
15:12:00 <abc> coles and woolies ought to be ashamed of their self serve outlets .. getting rid of staff ... i refuse to use them and wait in line and complain about the lack of check out chicks
15:13:00 <abc> only dishonest people like the self serves
15:13:00 <BMS> YES
15:13:00 <BMS> i refuese to use them out of my mrals too
15:13:00 <Serenity> our kmart doesnt even have manned checkouts open anymore
15:13:00 <abc> pay for onions but get peaches etc
15:13:00 <Serenity> i cant remember the last time i went in there when there was someone on a checkout
15:13:00 <abc> i would walk out and say where is the staff Serenity
15:13:00 <BMS> so much so that a staff memeber asked me to use it, i refused and she said "oh thats ok, i'll put it through for you"
15:13:00 <BMS> now THATS service
15:14:00 <abc> my children might need a job one day
15:14:00 <abc> they are raking in the billions and dont want to employ any staff .... well i am one customer that is not playing that tune
15:15:00 <TheRon> aldi?
15:15:00 <abc> not in perth as yet
15:15:00 <Serenity> im in perth
15:15:00 <abc> so am i :)
15:15:00 <Serenity> aldi is meant to be here next year apparently
15:15:00 <abc> yep the kwinana super store is going to be the first one
15:15:00 <Doodle> i like self serves cos i can trust them to give the correct change, understand me and not talk to me about how my fucking day has been
15:15:00 <Serenity> eww so im gonna have to go all the way to kwinana
15:15:00 <TheRon> pack your own bags, you just scan and pay
15:16:00 <Serenity> yeah i might run into Maurice
15:16:00 <abc> ok self servers are not just for dishonest people .. they are also for emos and ethnics ?
15:16:00 <Serenity> THATS NOT ON
15:16:00 <Maurice> Just don't touch the car
15:16:00 <Maurice> You park on the other side of the carpark
15:16:00 <Doodle> i'm not an emo or an ethnic
15:16:00 <Serenity> i will leave a boob print on your bonnet
15:16:00 <Maurice> Thats acceptable
15:16:00 <Doodle> i'm a BUSY MAN
15:16:00 <TheRon> nice
15:16:00 <Maurice> I can picture that
15:16:00 <abc> why is it so hard to talk to the check out chick .. its not going to go slower ?
15:17:00 <Serenity> adams sigma had dusty paint and my butt print was on it for months
15:17:00 <Maurice> Lol
15:17:00 <TheRon> leave a boob print in some wet concrete
15:17:00 <Doodle> lol adam
15:17:00 <Maurice> Good old adam
15:17:00 <abc> lol sigma ... havnt seen one of them for a while
15:17:00 <Doodle> [15:16] <abc> why is it so hard to talk to the check out chick .. its not going to go slower ?
15:18:00 <Doodle> because 90% of them are smelly old men, not chicks
15:18:00 <Maurice> The other 10% are smelly young chicks
15:18:00 <abc> haha thats not what i have noticed ... men are very absent at the checkout
15:18:00 <Doodle> and they cant count
15:18:00 <Serenity> our coles has this program for employing... slow people
15:18:00 <abc> they dont have to count
15:18:00 <abc> the machine does it
15:18:00 <abc> but they can pack
15:18:00 <Serenity> and theres this old guy whos like 40 and slow and he sings to himself
15:18:00 <Doodle> they have to take the money from the till to give change
15:18:00 <Serenity> i avoid that cunt like the plague
15:18:00 <Lou> all/most revhead cars had hotted up bits developed on the race track, I never said that they weren't a performance thing .......... I was sayin that it looked gd for wat it was back then even if the fanatics went to the extent of havin the Calais front on it .......... soz, I dropped out etc ......... late input
15:18:00 <Doodle> and they are shit at it
15:18:00 <TheRon> he sings what?
15:19:00 <abc> the read out should help with the change
15:19:00 <TheRon> sinatra numbers?
15:19:00 <Serenity> i dont know he just sings/hums nonsense to himself
15:19:00 <Fez> Breasts
15:19:00 <Serenity> HMMM MMMM MMMM HHH MMMMMMMM MMMM
15:19:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP
15:19:00 <abc> take the bull by the horn Serenity .. sing with him :)
15:19:00 <Fez> 320
15:19:00 <TheRon> boobs
15:19:00 <Serenity> no ty
15:19:00 <Doodle> 32000000000000000000000000000
15:19:00 <TheRon> i got you babe?
15:19:00 <abc> lol
15:19:00 <TheRon> i bit of sonny and cher?
15:20:00 <TheRon> elton and kiki dee??
15:20:00 <Fez> Sonny ncher aint it
15:20:00 <abc> do you know any songs from this century TheRon
15:20:00 <abc> :)
15:20:00 <TheRon> yes!
15:21:00 <abc> good to hear TheRon
15:21:00 <TheRon> today's music is just unimaginative
15:21:00 <Doodle> @mp3 DJ Snake & Lil Jon - Turn Down for What.mp3 (4.95MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 3:36)
15:21:00 <TheRon> that pitbull shits me
15:21:00 <Doodle> lol pitbull
15:23:00 <TheRon> the cruel sea - the honeymoon is over
15:24:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxdmw4tJJ1Y
15:24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane (PCM Version) (Dec 24, 2009) 4:13 - Category: Music - 17,205,332 - 66,635 likes (98.4%), 1,114 dislikes (1.6%)
15:24:00 <TheRon> nice
15:25:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Kyary Pamyu Pamyu - CANDY CANDY.mp3 (5.42MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 5:55)
15:25:00 <TheRon> i prefer iggy pop
15:26:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Iggy Pop & Kate Pierson - Candy.mp3 (3.93MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:17)
15:26:00 <Doodle> ?
15:26:00 <TheRon> yep
15:26:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bLOjmY--TA
15:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Iggy Pop - Candy (Mar 11, 2009) 4:23 - Category: Music - 4,296,726 - 17,254 likes (98%), 344 dislikes (2%)
15:27:00 <abc> my fvourite song :)
15:27:00 <TheRon> how good is it
15:28:00 <TheRon> a pox on your pitbull
15:28:00 <Doodle> lolol
15:28:00 <Doodle> yeah pitbull, sod off
15:28:00 <Doodle> GET TO SODDERY
15:29:00 <Skirmish> I cannot believe how much of a thing the media made out of the pants that Pitbull wore at the opening of the world cup.
15:29:00 <Doodle> i can
15:29:00 <Doodle> they were terrible
15:29:00 <Skirmish> Unless you were a cock loving homo you were looking at the two girls anyway.
15:29:00 <Maurice> Did he wear pants
15:29:00 <Doodle> he wore capris lol
15:29:00 <Maurice> LOL
15:29:00 <Maurice> What a poofy omo
15:29:00 <Doodle> they were tho thekthy
15:29:00 <Doodle> his ankles are to die for
15:30:00 <abc> LOL
15:30:00 <Serenity> i just had peanut butter and nutella on a crumpet
15:30:00 <Serenity> i regret nothing
15:30:00 <Doodle> @mp3 A-ha - The Living Daylights.mp3 (3.92MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 4:16)
15:30:00 <Doodle> sarah
15:30:00 <abc> peanut butter and jam is delish
15:30:00 <Doodle> you will go to hell
15:30:00 <Serenity> but i will go happy
15:30:00 <Serenity> it tasted like a snickers
15:30:00 <Doodle> you be thrown naked into the pit
15:31:00 <Doodle> *will
15:31:00 <Fez> Who has a nice kabana?
15:31:00 <Serenity> pit of dicks?
15:31:00 <Doodle> no
15:31:00 <Serenity> aw :(
15:31:00 <Doodle> fire and demons who will poke at your bottom for all eternity
15:31:00 <Doodle> AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY
15:31:00 <Serenity> lolol
15:31:00 <TheRon> bowie - modern love
15:32:00 <Doodle> lol religion is such fantastically ridiculous claptrap
15:32:00 <Doodle> that is all
15:32:00 <Doodle> we dont want a discussion
15:32:00 <TheRon> you can believe what you want to believe but i believe you're all wrong
15:32:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Darkness - I Believe in a Thing Called Love.mp3 (8.25MB 128kbps Joint Stereo 9:00)
15:33:00 <Charlie> *01:31:27 PM* <+Doodle> fire and demons who will poke at your bottom for all eternity <-- like the bedroom
15:33:00 <Doodle> i didnt mention the cattle prod
15:33:00 <Doodle> to save embarrassment
15:33:00 <Lou> Doodle, do u have secrets?
15:33:00 <Doodle> many
15:33:00 <Maurice> He has victorias secret
15:33:00 <Charlie> its herpes isnt it
15:33:00 <TheRon> comfy hey?
15:33:00 <Doodle> victorias secret is that its a shithole
15:33:00 <Lou> that u only would know of?
15:34:00 <Doodle> not really Lou why
15:34:00 <Doodle> if you're referring to my latent homosexuality they all know about it
15:34:00 <Charlie> LOL
15:34:00 <Charlie> o/`
15:35:00 <Lou> was jus seein if u shared Skirmish's thinking
15:35:00 <Doodle> whats that
15:35:00 <Serenity> whats skirmishes thinking
15:35:00 <TheRon> pie!
15:35:00 <TheRon> i like pie
15:36:00 <Lou> I asked him the same a while back ............. and he was dead set that he and he alone would know wat he did all his life even when there was no1 else around
15:36:00 <Doodle> ohh my
15:36:00 <Charlie> NIPPLE
15:36:00 <TheRon> careful with those nipples they can take an eye out
15:36:00 <Doodle> well i spend a lot of my time on my own but most people know what i am doing so its not really a secret
15:36:00 <Serenity> well its possibly to have secrets only you know about
15:36:00 <Charlie> i has a secret only my wife knows
15:36:00 <Doodle> plus everyone kills hookers for sport, right?
15:37:00 <Charlie> well some ppl know
15:37:00 <Maurice> We all know your penchant for butt sex
15:37:00 <Skirmish> Korrect.
15:37:00 <Serenity> like only I know that i put sharpies in my bum
15:37:00 <Skirmish> I have no idea what Lou is talking about.
15:37:00 <Serenity> i mean.. ..
15:37:00 <Charlie> LOL
15:37:00 <Doodle> sharpies lol
15:37:00 <Maurice> Lou has no idea what Lou is talking about
15:37:00 <Doodle> jumbo textas more like
15:37:00 <Charlie> i stole my wifes unicor onesie OK
15:37:00 <Charlie> now you all know
15:37:00 <Serenity> excuse me
15:37:00 <Charlie> i regret nothing
15:37:00 <Doodle> hi
15:37:00 <Charlie> lol jumbo textas
15:38:00 <Serenity> i think Lou might be trying to say its not possible to have things no one knows about?
15:38:00 <Serenity> i think.. he rarely makes sense
15:38:00 <Charlie> of course it is
15:38:00 <Doodle> its harder these days to keep secrets
15:38:00 <Charlie> only for you Doodle
15:38:00 <Skirmish> I am positive that there are things that people know, that nobody else knows about.
15:38:00 <Doodle> fucking forensic science
15:38:00 <Skirmish> You don't tell others EVERYTHING.
15:38:00 <Charlie> its that truth serum they put in the water
15:38:00 <BlackDevil> omg tara died
15:38:00 <Maurice> STFU
15:39:00 <BlackDevil> again
15:39:00 <Serenity> ffs
15:39:00 <Doodle> i tell ppl everything
15:39:00 <Maurice> Some of us havent watched it yet
15:39:00 <Charlie> fuck off blackcock
15:39:00 <Doodle> i dont really have secrets
15:39:00 <Serenity> you're a fucking deadset dickhead BlackDevil
15:39:00 <Serenity> i wish i could ban you from here
15:39:00 <Charlie> we all wish that
15:39:00 <BlackDevil> yea Serenity wont even op me
15:40:00 <Maurice> I don't blame her
15:40:00 <Maurice> You're a show ruiner
15:40:00 <Maurice> You did it last season too
15:40:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Gene Chandler - Duke of Earl.mp3 (2.17MB 128kbps Stereo 2:22)
15:40:00 <British^Meat> oh yes...
15:41:00 <Serenity> he does it on purpose
15:41:00 <British^Meat> BlackDevil, that weird guy who'd always post porn pics
15:41:00 <Serenity> hes a fucking idiot
15:41:00 <British^Meat> or that dude that set a trap to find some other dude by sending messages to EVERYONE in #melbourne
15:41:00 <British^Meat> great op material
15:41:00 <Serenity> trust me if i could get rid of him i would
15:42:00 <Doodle> smash him like your crabs sezz
15:42:00 <TheRon> grinspoon - just ace
15:42:00 <johninja> `seen Loof
15:42:00 <Serenity> give them a good old fashioned cmashing
15:42:00 <Doodle> lolol
15:43:00 <Serenity> cmashing..
15:43:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Coasters - Yakety Yak.mp3 (2.47MB 128kbps Stereo 2:41)
15:43:00 <Serenity> wtf
15:43:00 <Skirmish> I do believe it's time for us to move from Austnet and create our own irc server.
15:43:00 <Doodle> i knew what you meant
15:43:00 <Skirmish> SeZzNet.
15:43:00 <Doodle> can we call it Doodlenet
15:43:00 <Serenity> no thanks
15:43:00 <Doodle> oh
15:43:00 <Doodle> :/
15:43:00 <TheRon> boobnet
15:43:00 <Serenity> doodlenet would be better
15:43:00 <johninja> i have a decent serve in mind
15:43:00 <Skirmish> boob.org
15:43:00 <Doodle> where no one can hear you scream
15:43:00 <johninja> ;)
15:43:00 <TheRon> they mosty come at night, mostly
15:44:00 <BlackDevil> so what show do you want ruined then?
15:44:00 <Doodle> brb making hot chocolate then making a bath of hot chocolate then drinking my hot chocolate in the bath of hot chocolate
15:44:00 <Serenity> NONE you fucking spastic. just shut up about the shows
15:44:00 <TheRon> i want paul murray live destroyed
15:44:00 <Skirmish> ME TOO!
15:44:00 <Serenity> or you know. make sure everyone has seen it first
15:44:00 <Skirmish> Right wing fatteh
15:44:00 <British^Meat> nwaaawwww BlackDevil, no youre confused mate, they DON'T want shows ruined, silly billy :)
15:45:00 <TheRon> the bolt report?
15:45:00 <BlackDevil> i just ruined the behinning of the show
15:45:00 <BlackDevil> rest is boring
15:45:00 <Serenity> SHUT UP
15:45:00 <Skirmish> TheRon: It can be destroyed too.
15:46:00 <TheRon> sr oz can go
15:46:00 <TheRon> dr oz
15:46:00 <TheRon> as can dr phill
15:47:00 <TheRon> jack black - i'm shakin'
15:47:00 <Excessive> [15:37] <Maurice> Lou has no idea what Lou is talking about .......... I know wat I'm doing, do u?
15:48:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10325233_10201399280298585_1335925824747653056_n.jpg
15:48:00 <Doodle> @mp3 The Pipkins - Gimme Dat Ding.mp3 (2.99MB 192kbps Joint Stereo 2:10)
15:48:00 <abc> one hit wonder :)
15:49:00 <johninja> u
15:50:00 <Doodle> @mp3 Sade - Smooth Operator.mp3 (3.95MB 128kbps Stereo 4:18)
15:51:00 <BlackDevil> have you seen Penny Dredful
15:51:00 <BlackDevil> thats a weird show
15:52:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t31.0-8/10383787_10202875285016462_793560853655877609_o.jpg
15:53:00 <TheRon> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_426RiwST8
15:53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Black Keys - Lonely Boy [Official Music Video] (Oct 25, 2011) 3:14 - Category: Music - 35,598,277 - 238,155 likes (98.9%), 2,628 dislikes (1.1%)
16:06:00 <TheRon> she's like the wind
16:09:00 <BlackDevil> like a fart?
16:09:00 <TheRon> yes!
16:09:00 <BlackDevil> you know how painful it is to hold poop for 48 hours
16:10:00 <TheRon> yes i've been camping
16:11:00 <TheRon> ever fart in bed and have some follow thru?
16:17:00 <BlackDevil> this http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1rnwtT4uP1qg4ow3o1_400.jpg
16:18:00 <TheRon> sick!
16:20:00 <TheRon> adam and the ants - stand and deliver
16:22:00 <BlackDevil> hi Mew
16:22:00 <BlackDevil> mate
16:22:00 <Mew> hi cunt
16:22:00 <BlackDevil> cute nickname bitch
16:22:00 <Mew> thanks cockface
16:23:00 <TheRon> language geez
16:23:00 <BlackDevil> slut has a dirty mouth
16:23:00 <BlackDevil> must of dreamed of having sex with element
16:25:00 <Lumeah2> Lol
16:25:00 <British^Meat> have
16:25:00 <British^Meat> must have
16:28:00 <BlackDevil> robot chicken spoiler
16:28:00 <TheRon> the chicken dies?
16:28:00 <johninja> lel
16:28:00 <Excessive> u mean mah mate, who quasi had it up in the air last nite as to wat went/was goin on? ........... I remember him givin me shit too fo a while ......... and I updated him briefly the last time I posted to him, seems to have changed his ways since then
16:28:00 <johninja> fuck off tintin
16:29:00 <British^Meat> da
16:29:00 <British^Meat> fuk?
16:29:00 <johninja> hi mr meat
16:29:00 <British^Meat> greets
16:29:00 <TheRon> they call me dr worm, i'm not a real doctor but i am a real worm
16:30:00 <BlackDevil> TMNT episode
16:30:00 <BlackDevil> splinter eats trash
16:31:00 <johninja> lol our neighbour saw my hicky
16:31:00 <johninja> "looks like youse had a sucking good time then"
16:31:00 <BlackDevil> like O M G
16:31:00 <BlackDevil> you slut
16:31:00 <johninja> mel went so red
16:32:00 <TheRon> are you and mel cohabitating??
16:32:00 <BlackDevil> lemmings
16:32:00 <BlackDevil> lol
16:32:00 <johninja> ;)
16:32:00 <johninja> procreating
16:33:00 <TheRon> a royal scandal
16:33:00 <johninja> shit
16:33:00 <johninja> i wonder if simbas power got knocked out
16:33:00 <johninja> adeleaide is getting hammered
16:33:00 <TheRon> no they won
16:33:00 <johninja> by weather
16:34:00 <TheRon> walking around on broken leg
16:34:00 <johninja> walk it off m8
16:35:00 <Excessive> [16:28] <johninja> fuck off tintin ........... talkin to me?
16:35:00 <TheRon> who's playing league tonight?
16:36:00 <johninja> nah just random abuse
16:36:00 <johninja> i hve tourettes
16:36:00 <TheRon> bastard\
16:36:00 <TheRon> see there it goes
16:36:00 <johninja> ass fuck monkey fucker
16:36:00 <TheRon> arsehole, there's some more
16:37:00 <TheRon> cocksucker
16:38:00 <TheRon> it's the tourettes
16:40:00 <johninja> always take the weather with you
16:40:00 <johninja> everywhere you go
16:42:00 <milk> hey
16:43:00 <Serenity> everywhere you gooooo
16:44:00 <Excessive> this beast doesn't apologise normally johninja, it jus does wat it was meant to do ........... https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1385545_10200203706329983_1776688844_n.jpg
16:47:00 <TheRon> don't you know it's magic
16:47:00 <johninja> johnno brown retired
16:47:00 <TheRon> not unexpected
16:48:00 <johninja> i see Excessive
16:49:00 <johninja> not sure why croc dundee represents labor
16:49:00 <johninja> or?
16:51:00 <British^Meat> [16:20] <Saemon> ive said i was going to rape your dad British^Meat
16:51:00 <British^Meat> i swear there should be a book of pandas,beagles and saemons
16:51:00 <British^Meat> Honestly guys
16:52:00 <British^Meat> on behalf of south australia, i really really really REALLY apologise for these dudes
16:53:00 <Excessive> the senate rules the state johninja, puppets jus come n go ......... jus like when u're livin it up, u don't really care who's around u so long as u have a gd gig .............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/1920226_10201033050423067_680304954_n.jpg
16:54:00 <Excessive> ye I know he's gone
16:54:00 <Excessive> but I had it typed n he's gone n then was thinkin that it'd be easy to jus copy/paste it again if he comes back than typin it out again
16:56:00 <Excessive> that ^ pic needs to have the Joe Hockey version of it though
17:06:00 <Pyro-> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfa1/t1.0-9/1006176_10151637413034861_2080263695_n.jpg
17:14:00 <milk> beats working
17:16:00 <Excessive> nawt marryin any ov yew yo ........... hell, I'm makin fun ov yew
17:17:00 <milk> 3778130
17:18:00 <milk> paying for syphyllus is like paying to be pulled
17:18:00 <milk> happens for free
17:22:00 <Sponge> NEYLD2F
17:23:00 <British^Meat> ?
17:36:00 <Excessive> ah wb
17:36:00 <johninja> ty
17:36:00 <Excessive> [16:53] > the senate rules the state johninja, puppets jus come n go ......... jus like when u're livin it up, u don't really care who's around u so long as u have a gd gig .............. https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/1920226_10201033050423067_680304954_n.jpg
17:36:00 <Excessive> [
17:37:00 <johninja> hehe
17:37:00 <Excessive> [16:54] > ye I know he's gone
17:37:00 <Excessive> [16:54] > but I had it typed n he's gone n then was thinkin that it'd be easy to jus copy/paste it again if he comes back than typin it out again
17:37:00 <Excessive> [16:56] > that ^ pic needs to have the Joe Hockey version of it though
18:07:00 <Excessive> and ............
18:07:00 <Excessive> J
18:07:00 <Excessive> if u're around, then there's no strife dude
18:08:00 <Bastardly_One> if this song was a person I'd want sex with it
18:08:00 <Bastardly_One> soooooooooooo good
18:09:00 <johninja> ok
18:09:00 <johninja> what song?
18:09:00 <Excessive> it's dog eat dog ............... onleh teh strong .......... aso
18:09:00 <Bastardly_One> Infra Turbo Pigcart Racer it's called
18:10:00 <Bastardly_One> off the new deadmau5 double album
18:10:00 <Bastardly_One> actually
18:10:00 <Bastardly_One> I'd demand a double team
18:11:00 <Bastardly_One> with See Ya off the same album
18:12:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to this link and tell me if you don't feel like automatically driving though
18:12:00 <Bastardly_One> give it to 2 mins til the filter comes off
18:14:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEF6-LIq3Oc
18:14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [NEW] Deadmau5 - Mercedes (Date not found) 8:40 - Category: Music - 5,540 - 42 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
18:20:00 <Mew> do u rewt
18:21:00 <Mew> bby
18:21:00 <Excessive> ye
18:22:00 <Excessive> wannah add meh to ur fb? :P
18:24:00 <Crispy> hey
18:31:00 <Excessive> and ............ like when I first met Bastardly_One, we had a bit of biffer at the beginnin jus the same and then he kindah "nah, once u see it, it can't be unseen" (remember that ol dude?) ......... ehehehe .......... and he's been diff since then ........ and I could prolly extend that story to a few others jus the same, jus that some have turned around and some have never come back (as in to IRC)
18:33:00 <Prippit> Prippit
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> but I've been tired for 2 yrs ... I regained a charge on the weekend
18:33:00 <Bastardly_One> so watch the fuck out ;)
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> once your eyes are open they can never be closed
18:34:00 <Bastardly_One> once seen forever changed
18:34:00 <Excessive> been readin up on shit?
18:35:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I needed to get an area charge up
18:35:00 <Bastardly_One> and Melbourne and I are in tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuune maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
18:35:00 <Bastardly_One> but trust Me
18:35:00 <Bastardly_One> magic is afoot
18:36:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure in what context
18:36:00 <Excessive> so moven wif a bit mo confidence now?
18:38:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/VuoHdqZNrLc
18:38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 537 views - 133 likes (91.7%), 12 dislikes (8.3%)
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm never not confident in that context
18:40:00 <Excessive> if u gonnah make an effort at it, it'd jus be a shame to see u give it to the unionists down there man .......... I know I wouldn't put some of them sleazy "pay us and we'll run it fo u" fukers in charge of my efforts
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> just not always positively charged
18:40:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't even know what I mean yet by magic is afoot
18:41:00 <Bastardly_One> but I think I am going to enjoy whatever it means
18:41:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how I get hunches
18:50:00 <couleurs> Go ThE SoCcErOnS
18:56:00 <Bastardly_One> how good did the USA play?
18:56:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am being serious
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> such a shame
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> Germany will eat them alive
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> Germany are on fire
18:57:00 <couleurs> yes they are good
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> too get to the second round though
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> they might be raped by Germany
18:57:00 <Bastardly_One> but they should be congratulating themselves
18:58:00 <Bastardly_One> the 2 matches have been good
18:58:00 <Excessive> where's simba by now? ............. oi!!!!!!!!!! bzzzzzzzzzzzt! get ur thing yet man? ......... show yah sum LOL GOALS!
18:58:00 <couleurs> 3 good matches tonight
18:59:00 <couleurs> aus v spain, ned v chile and bra v cro
18:59:00 <couleurs> err cameron
18:59:00 <couleurs> Whoops !
19:00:00 <Serenity> i hope simba didnt get washed away
19:00:00 <couleurs> croatia play mexico... might be good 2
19:00:00 <couleurs> getting good!!!!!!
19:07:00 <stebie> streuth
19:07:00 <couleurs> u beauty
19:08:00 <couleurs> brazilga
19:08:00 <couleurs> --- shelden couper
19:08:00 <stebie> couleurs, your intentional spelling errors make me want to cry
19:09:00 <couleurs> hee hee
19:09:00 <stebie> c'mon aussies!
19:09:00 <stebie> to fed sq or not to fed sq
19:10:00 <couleurs> lol
19:10:00 <couleurs> it's pouring down
19:10:00 <couleurs> it's like 8c
19:10:00 <stebie> maybe
19:10:00 <stebie> lol
19:10:00 <couleurs> and windy as fuck
19:10:00 <stebie> yeah that's worse
19:10:00 <couleurs> just started up again now
19:10:00 <stebie> in bed with teevee
19:11:00 <couleurs> yep
19:11:00 <couleurs> c u there
19:11:00 <stebie> ^_-
19:11:00 <TheRiddler> hallo
19:13:00 <stebie> hey TheRiddler
19:13:00 <couleurs> hi tiggier
19:13:00 <stebie> ticklier
19:16:00 <couleurs> Go ThE SoCcErOnS
19:18:00 <stebie> what do you project the score to be, couleurs?
19:18:00 <johninja> 3-1 spain
19:19:00 <couleurs> 4-2 spain
19:19:00 <stebie> sif
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> keep going
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> 4-nil
19:20:00 <stebie> sif
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> or 3 - 1
19:20:00 <stebie> am i the only one thinking australia will win?
19:20:00 <stebie> or at least draw?
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
19:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I feel sorry for the USA
19:20:00 <stebie> ._.
19:20:00 <stebie> where's the faith
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> after to kick arse games
19:21:00 <stebie> lol yeah
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> they have to play Germany the poor arses
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> and they will be raped
19:21:00 <Bastardly_One> but they can hold their head high IMO
19:21:00 <couleurs> johninja typed 3-1 b4 me i was genuinely typing fucken
19:21:00 <couleurs> or 2-2 maybe ok 4 u stebie
19:21:00 <couleurs> but i doubt it
19:21:00 <stebie> watched highlights from the bra mex game, awesome saves by the mehican
19:22:00 <stebie> couleurs yay ty :D
19:22:00 <johninja> yeh i just think spain will need to win one game to save face
19:22:00 <johninja> its inneviatable
19:22:00 <TheRiddler> apparently the US keeeper is man u's keeper
19:23:00 <johninja> no disrespect to australia but without cahill we are a lot shitter
19:23:00 <stebie> spain will lose
19:23:00 <stebie> agreed
19:23:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously those boys were like girls for the first half the US
19:23:00 <stebie> but gives fresher legs a chance to prove themselves
19:23:00 <Bastardly_One> an under 8s girls team could of played better
19:23:00 <Bastardly_One> but the second half was really good quality
19:23:00 <johninja> might as well give them a run out anyways
19:23:00 <johninja> we are already done
19:23:00 <stebie> yeah
19:23:00 <Bastardly_One> they can seriously hold their heads higher than we can
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> we always end up showing why we get lucky and qualify anyway
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> we're shit
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> the end
19:24:00 <TheRiddler> we face high rank teams
19:24:00 <johninja> nah
19:24:00 <johninja> we did well
19:24:00 <johninja> lots of fight
19:24:00 <TheRiddler> +d
19:24:00 <couleurs> howard plays 4 everton not man u
19:24:00 <johninja> just lacked some class
19:24:00 <TheRiddler> because Bastardly_One want the d
19:24:00 <TheRiddler> :p
19:24:00 <stebie> first half firt game we were shit
19:24:00 <Bastardly_One> you must not of watched the same first game I did
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> when all we could do is an occassional header
19:25:00 <stebie> everything else has been good imo
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> looks to me we might of had a bit of header training
19:25:00 <stebie> just don't have anyone decent to finish
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> but clearly fuck all else
19:25:00 <couleurs> cahill gole was big
19:25:00 <TheRiddler> nerves probably got to them
19:25:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously this world cup
19:25:00 <TheRiddler> for that first half
19:25:00 <stebie> really? i guess leckie missed header training
19:26:00 <Bastardly_One> is looking more stiched up than some EPL games
19:26:00 <Bastardly_One> don't you think?
19:26:00 <couleurs> lol
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> but every underdog has played very well
19:27:00 <Bastardly_One> in the bigger games
19:28:00 <Bastardly_One> My housemate is going insane
19:28:00 <Bastardly_One> when there's a lull in a track I can hear him muttering about what I have on
19:29:00 <Bastardly_One> I am loving this new album by deadmau5
19:29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's driving him mental which makes it even better
19:29:00 <johninja> we were shit for 5 minutes against chile
19:30:00 <johninja> and holland seemed to be able to open us up when they felt like it
19:30:00 <stebie> 15
19:30:00 <johninja> the 2 goals took 5 mins
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate the dutch so much
19:30:00 <johninja> that ws the shit parts
19:30:00 <couleurs> australia did well, pity they were in the wrong group
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> Robben I just want to punch in the face
19:30:00 <stebie> doesn't mean they weren't shit before then
19:30:00 <johninja> well its world class players man
19:30:00 <johninja> like robben
19:30:00 <johninja> and van persie
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, that I agree on ... the group was the curse
19:30:00 <johninja> they win games
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> who cares?
19:30:00 <Bastardly_One> look at the cunt
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> he has a face you want to hurt
19:31:00 <johninja> he was awesome against spain
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> and his arrogance with himself
19:31:00 <johninja> love how he dribbled around the GK
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> that game as much as I hate the dutch
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> was really good
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> so entertaining
19:31:00 <johninja> he's allowed to be arrogant
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> and yes he was
19:31:00 <johninja> he's actually that good
19:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I just can't stand him
19:32:00 <Serenity> stebie i dont know about these new half ops.. they're fucking up my nicklist colour/chat ratio
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> as much as non Liverpool supporters can't stand the cannibal vampire
19:32:00 <johninja> lol
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah get rid of them all but me
19:32:00 <couleurs> robben is a dickhaed but he's good
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> you <3 me
19:32:00 <stebie> Serenity, get a biigger screen
19:32:00 <johninja> i respect good players even if they are dicks
19:32:00 <stebie> -i
19:32:00 <Bastardly_One> totally couleurs
19:32:00 <Serenity> i dont need a bigger screen they're screwing with my colours lol
19:32:00 <johninja> like i respected sir alex
19:32:00 <johninja> even tho i hate man u
19:33:00 <couleurs> me 2
19:33:00 <Serenity> half ops are green on my nick list so now the channels full of green
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> he sucks as much as our vampire personality wise
19:33:00 <johninja> but i love a player who is actually good and isn't a douche
19:33:00 <johninja> thts next level
19:33:00 <couleurs> man u will bounce back next season
19:33:00 <stebie> Serenity, when they chat or on the side?
19:33:00 <Serenity> when they chat
19:33:00 <stebie> ah okay, everyone's just black on my screen
19:33:00 <Bastardly_One> same
19:33:00 <Serenity> DELETED . reason. serenitys mirc is ugly
19:33:00 <Serenity> lol
19:34:00 <johninja> who have they signed?
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> none of these shit scripts
19:34:00 <johninja> well they have vaan gaal i guess
19:34:00 <johninja> will be interested
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> unless someone has a decent script to give me?
19:34:00 <couleurs> van gaal
19:34:00 <johninja> he is just as likely to fail spectacularily as have great success
19:34:00 <Serenity> mines a customised version of invision
19:34:00 <Serenity> its da best
19:34:00 <Bastardly_One> I am still livid at Ronnie
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> the fucking Purtidgull cunt
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> the US deserved that game
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> so unfair
19:35:00 <stebie> everything in mine is my own bar two scripts, one i'm bettering
19:35:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10454344_10152340458162839_6825383957948031563_n.jpg
19:35:00 <stebie> the nick recog script is hitting limits ._.
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> there used to be a tailored austnet script
19:35:00 <couleurs> he's won every domestic cup at every club he's coached
19:35:00 <Bastardly_One> called muse2 and damn it was good
19:35:00 <couleurs> that 5-1 against spain was no fluke
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> I wonder if this douchbag I know who keeps everything still has it?
19:36:00 <Serenity> i started off with basic invision but after 9 years or so its pretty much just my own version now
19:36:00 <stebie> google it, maybe it's out there somewhere
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> means having to talk to her though and I feel unclean when I talk to her
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not
19:36:00 <Bastardly_One> it was on his own site but that's long since gone
19:36:00 <TheRiddler> element keeps everything probably :p
19:37:00 <couleurs> i wanted portugal 2 win again
19:37:00 <couleurs> y don't they lissen 2 me
19:37:00 <Max^Power> waddup
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> he wouldn't have it
19:37:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't remember him for that long ago
19:37:00 <stebie> lucky you
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> was kind of a #sex "exclusive"
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> but fucking good script
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> you said it stebie
19:38:00 <Serenity> i just want dinner
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> I had two potato pasties for dinner
19:38:00 <stebie> Serenity, get back in the kitchen
19:38:00 <stebie> :P
19:38:00 <Bastardly_One> like the ones with really hard pastry
19:39:00 <Bastardly_One> and they were delicious
19:39:00 <Max^Power> hi Serenity
19:39:00 <Max^Power> long time
19:40:00 <johninja> hey Max^Power
19:40:00 <Serenity> pfff
19:40:00 <Serenity> i already cooked im just waiting for the rice to finish
19:40:00 <Serenity> hello Max^Power
19:41:00 <Doodle> hello neumann
19:41:00 <stebie> neuuuuuman
19:41:00 <Doodle> ^_^
19:41:00 <stebie> :D
19:42:00 <Doodle> and now i have to go, bblzzzz
19:42:00 <Serenity> no
19:42:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10454344_10152340458162839_6825383957948031563_n.jpg
19:42:00 <Serenity> lolol
19:42:00 <Serenity> it got to a whole 15 degrees here today
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> so fucking true!
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> we got to 6 today
19:43:00 <Doodle> got to 10.2 here
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> and talk of snow
19:43:00 <Bastardly_One> when I checked at 2pm it was 6 and felt like zero
19:43:00 <Picard> looooooooooooooooooooooolllllllllllllllll
19:48:00 <Max^Power> agdashdsha
19:51:00 <TheRiddler> damn you steam sales
19:54:00 <Serenity> ,,, dinner
19:54:00 <Serenity> mmm dinner
19:54:00 <Skirmish> What's on sale now?
19:54:00 <TheRiddler> kingdoms of amular
19:55:00 <TheRiddler> err
19:55:00 <TheRiddler> amalur
19:55:00 <Skirmish> Farming Simulator 2013!
19:55:00 <TheRiddler> for $5
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't played it?
19:55:00 <Bastardly_One> that shit is epic!
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> best high end fantasy ever
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> dare I say it shits all over Skyrim
19:56:00 <Skirmish> Total War Rome II is half price! Now that is tempting.
19:56:00 <Bastardly_One> KoA
19:56:00 <TheRiddler> I have the limited edition of that
19:57:00 <Skirmish> I am still enjoying Total War Empire.
19:57:00 <TheRiddler> with the map and the catapult
19:57:00 <Bastardly_One> is really amazingly under rated
19:57:00 <Bastardly_One> the company that made it went instantly bankrupt
19:57:00 <Skirmish> Napoleon is only $7 I should get that.
19:58:00 <Bastardly_One> as they got too many big names to help make it
19:58:00 <TheRiddler> borderlands 1 & 2 for $10
19:59:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't waste the $10
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> ooh titan quest
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> get that
19:59:00 <Bastardly_One> over hyped
19:59:00 <Bastardly_One> Borderlands and Borderlands II
19:59:00 <Bastardly_One> least on console
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> oh it's german only
19:59:00 <TheRiddler> lame
19:59:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on and I'll tell you who made KoA by the way
19:59:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll be slightly impressed
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll grab the cover
20:00:00 <Skirmish> South Park the stick of truth is 33% off.
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> PC version is the best 15 hrs of fun
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll have in a while Skirmish
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> South Park
20:00:00 <Bastardly_One> TheRiddler
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> I know who made it
20:01:00 <Bastardly_One> this is who is involved in KoA
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> they went broke
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> :(
20:01:00 <TheRiddler> shame
20:01:00 <Bastardly_One> RA salvatore the writer wrote it
20:01:00 <Bastardly_One> Todd Mc Farlaine the famous graphic artist did the graphics
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> and the originator of sandboxes Ken Rolston
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> did the sandboxing
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> so no wonder then went bust
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> so under rated though
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I got nagged into buying it
20:02:00 <Bastardly_One> and so glad I did
20:03:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoyed it a lot
20:03:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't finished it tbh
20:03:00 <Serenity> i dont think i can describe how much i love red capsicum
20:03:00 <TheRiddler> yesterday I picked up state of decay
20:03:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's as much as I love Birds Eye fish cakes
20:03:00 <Bastardly_One> you probably can't describe it Serenity
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a serious addiction to snacking on those late at night
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> have you sold any cards?
20:04:00 <Serenity> has to be cooked tho just right
20:04:00 <TheRiddler> steam cards I mean
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> and thans to Skirmish mentioning it today I had to get
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking enter key!
20:04:00 <Bastardly_One> him or me?
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't PC game ... my machine is too shit
20:05:00 <couleurs> FiFa!!!!!!!!!!!
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> oh
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but thanks to Skirmish tody I had to get some mustard turkey slices from the Woolies deli
20:05:00 <TheRiddler> shame
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am stuffed full of it
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah it is a big shame TheRiddler
20:05:00 <Bastardly_One> I am eventually getting one again
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> but actually getting a PS4 first
20:06:00 <Skirmish> I never mentioned anything about fish cakes.
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> no
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> read what I said just then
20:06:00 <Skirmish> Oh yeah. That turkey is the shit.
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> the turkey
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking oath
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> I had some last week but you mentioning it
20:06:00 <Charlie> stuffed full of meat hey
20:06:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to get a load of it
20:07:00 <Skirmish> We all know you love a load of meat inside you B1. ;)
20:07:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently
20:07:00 <Charlie> lll
20:07:00 <Charlie> lol
20:07:00 <Charlie> big loads of meat
20:07:00 <Skirmish> Fresh wholegrain rolls and that turkey stuff is awesome.
20:07:00 <Serenity> god i feel like loof right now
20:07:00 <Serenity> you're all so boring. soccer and video games.
20:07:00 <Serenity> HNNGG
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I've enough left to make sandwiches or rolls but
20:08:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: You'd be off to watch your plasma tv if you were loof.
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> I love those mustard turkey slices by themselves too
20:08:00 <Charlie> lets talk about boobs
20:08:00 <Skirmish> At over $20 a kilo I like to make them last.
20:08:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I got half a kg
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> for 10 something
20:09:00 <Serenity> you're such a grandad lol
20:09:00 <Charlie> lol
20:09:00 <Serenity> TENNY BUCKS A KEELO
20:09:00 <Skirmish> Square shoulder ham ... now that is what I can eat by the kilo.
20:09:00 <Serenity> twenny..
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> he makes a fair point though
20:09:00 <Skirmish> Actually ... this may just be the wine talking (I should drink it from a glass) but I think I want some ham.
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> to other deli nom noms
20:09:00 <Bastardly_One> that turkey is expensive shit
20:10:00 <Serenity> good ham is nearly $30 a kilo
20:10:00 <Skirmish> I just went to get more shoulder ham and they were out so I got champagne ham for the same price!
20:10:00 <Skirmish> Bargain.
20:10:00 <Bastardly_One> fair point now you mention it ... really really good ham
20:10:00 <Maurice> There is no such thing as good ham
20:10:00 <Skirmish> GIT IN MA BELLY LIL PIGGY!
20:10:00 <Maurice> It's all gross
20:10:00 <Serenity> you shut your whore mouth
20:10:00 <Maurice> You make me
20:10:00 <Serenity> ham n chip sammich
20:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I used to not like ham at all
20:11:00 <Skirmish> I .... I .... I don't know you anymore.
20:11:00 <Bastardly_One> suddenly just developed a taste for it
20:11:00 <Maurice> Get used to it, Skirmish, theres lots of things normal people like that I think are gross
20:11:00 <Bastardly_One> and I wish someone had of told me about turkey before mid last year
20:11:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a new discovery for me
20:11:00 <Bastardly_One> that bird is tasty!
20:11:00 <Serenity> Skirmish hates pumpkin so..
20:11:00 <Skirmish> But pork! PIG IS THE FOOD OF THE GODS!
20:12:00 <Skirmish> Just not the arab gods.
20:12:00 <Maurice> I like bacon
20:12:00 <Maurice> Thats it
20:12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah only complete cunts or freaks hate pumpkin
20:12:00 <Bastardly_One> if you dont like pumpkin you are clearly not right
20:12:00 <Serenity> i make the best pumpkin soup
20:12:00 <Bastardly_One> like in the head
20:12:00 <Skirmish> Ethan wants to genetically engineer a pig we can shear like a sheep for bacon and it lays eggs.
20:12:00 <Serenity> mmm i have a whole pumpkin
20:12:00 <Skirmish> I hope he succeeds.
20:13:00 <Skirmish> I'd be chasing that piggy around to shear some bacon off it every single day.
20:13:00 <Serenity> brb just shaving me pig
20:13:00 <Skirmish> lol
20:14:00 <Skirmish> Is it binge drinking if you have only 1 bottle of wine?
20:14:00 <Bastardly_One> just proof you're evil
20:14:00 <Serenity> i dont really understand the definition of binge drinking so i say no
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> you cannot dislike pumpkin
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> you just haven't had it cooked right for you
20:15:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: I like that definition.
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> if you could vomit over my roast pumpkin glazed in sweet soy
20:15:00 <Bastardly_One> you might as well put the gun to your head now
20:16:00 <Skirmish> "More than 4 standard drinks at any one time".
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck up and enjoy your wine
20:16:00 <Skirmish> Winner! Only 3 standard drinks in this 750ml bottle of wine.
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> who gives a fuck if you are excessive for one evening?
20:16:00 <Bastardly_One> enjoy it
20:16:00 <sohninja> why not just have water?
20:17:00 <Skirmish> Don't fucking be telling me what to do Bastardly_One. You're not my dad. He's younger than you.
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> not like you drink 24/7 ...
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
20:17:00 <Bastardly_One> but why stress? enjoy a nice bottle of plonk
20:17:00 <bert187> i paid $6 for yalumba unwooded chardonnay aprox 19 standard drinks at 12.0% alco
20:17:00 <Serenity> you're SOOO old
20:17:00 <Skirmish> I'm not stressing. I just wanted to know if my drinking had unlocked an achievement.
20:17:00 <Serenity> lol
20:17:00 <Serenity> plonk
20:18:00 <Skirmish> ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: BINGE DRINKER
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I call all wine plonk
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> Me no likey
20:18:00 <Skirmish> My grandparents used to call wine plonk too. Just how fucking old are you man?
20:18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but only 10%
20:18:00 <bert187> i wanted a 6 pack of xxxx gold but she didnt want to reduce them to $6 for a 6pack
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh shut up
20:19:00 <Bastardly_One> It is an old person word though ... true
20:19:00 <bert187> he fights 4 isis
20:20:00 <bert187> for allah
20:20:00 <Skirmish> ISIS are anti - pork. I hope they get nuked.
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh m8
20:20:00 <dematerialised> morpork for me
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> I fought in the boar war
20:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and WWI at the Somme
20:21:00 <Bastardly_One> then I got an arrow in the knee
20:21:00 <Bastardly_One> (gaming humour)
20:21:00 <Skirmish> http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/fitness/women-put-off-sport-by-breasts-study/story-fnlsv23r-1226964223273 <-------- This is why nobody wants to watch womens sport.
20:21:00 <bert187> http://youtu.be/lIUoV7ZP-ag
20:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: 2 UNLIMITED - TRIBAL DANCE (Date not found) 3:44 - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 210,279 -
20:23:00 <bert187> partyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
20:23:00 <bert187> NEWS HELICHOPTERS POLICE N ARMY CHOPTERS
20:24:00 <partay> who knows a good site for some mame roms ?
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> shit lemme see if the one I used about a decade still exists
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> if not, then no
20:25:00 <bert187> we are 2000 years behind jesus
20:25:00 <partay> i have a good emulator.. just need some dandy roms
20:25:00 <Bastardly_One> this isnt it
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... seems ok
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.rom-world.com/
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> from a quick scan
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I assume you know
20:26:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.romnation.net/
20:27:00 <Serenity> mmm almond snickers
20:28:00 <Bastardly_One> I have a block of Rollo for later
20:29:00 <partay> thanks nigger
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> yw
20:29:00 <Bastardly_One> romnation has been around forever
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> but that still wasnt the one I was thinking of
20:30:00 <Bastardly_One> just as decent though
20:30:00 <Skirmish> I wanted to play C64 Bruce Lee but couldn't get it working earlier.
20:30:00 <Skirmish> I was fuming.
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I played Zork at about 3am this morning
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> and seriously it fucked my head for hours
20:31:00 <Skirmish> Is that what you call masturbating?
20:31:00 <Skirmish> Played the zork ey.
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I love all those C64 infocom games
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I had most of the set
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> I can link you a site you can play them online if you want
20:31:00 <Skirmish> I've always had a feeling that you LOVE the zork B1.
20:31:00 <Bastardly_One> and the Magnetic Scroll ones
20:31:00 <Picard> evening lads
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah yeah yeah
20:32:00 <Skirmish> I already found one but it wanted me to press the RUN/STOP button.
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> but if you want the link ...
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> hang on then
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> this has almost all of them
20:32:00 <Picard> Liinda hello lovely
20:32:00 <Liinda> Heys Picard =)
20:32:00 <Bastardly_One> Liinda :)
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> hai Liinda
20:32:00 <Liinda> Hai B1 =)
20:32:00 <Liinda> hellos TheRiddler
20:32:00 <TheRiddler> picard was stalking you
20:33:00 <Liinda> Noice
20:33:00 <Skirmish> Hello Liinda. I hope things are well in your home.
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> he said nothing till you arrived
20:33:00 <TheRiddler> lol
20:33:00 <Liinda> Hey Skirmish - Things are great, thanks. You?
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish ... http://pot.home.xs4all.nl/infocom/
20:33:00 <Liinda> lol all good
20:33:00 <Bastardly_One> the links will go to java applettes
20:34:00 <Liinda> Feels like I havent been here in ages
20:34:00 <couleurs> hi Liinda missed u
20:34:00 <Bastardly_One> you haven't been here for ages is why
20:34:00 <Liinda> couleurs hiii nawh did you
20:34:00 <Liinda> thisis true B1
20:34:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah!
20:34:00 <Liinda> I bet I havent missed much action
20:34:00 <Bastardly_One> who are you cheating with on me?
20:35:00 <Liinda> lol partay ;)
20:35:00 <Bastardly_One> you've missed nothing
20:35:00 <couleurs> yes i asked ITaL^GaY if he kidnapped u
20:35:00 <bert187> Liinda is mary
20:35:00 <Liinda> Bastardly_One u do know i am seeing someone
20:35:00 <Bastardly_One> yes I do
20:35:00 <bert187> Liinda is mary mother of jesus
20:35:00 <Liinda> No Liinda is Liinda
20:35:00 <Bastardly_One> and he must DIE!
20:35:00 <Liinda> lol NOOOOOOOOO
20:35:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwww, no fun :(
20:36:00 <Liinda> Nawh Ital^Guy would brag if he did :P
20:36:00 <Liinda> bert187 must be friends with beeh or student
20:36:00 <bert187> what color are your greek boob nipples Liinda ?
20:36:00 <Liinda> Greek? Dude get it right
20:36:00 <bert187> italian?
20:36:00 <bert187> serbian?
20:36:00 <Liinda> Yup
20:37:00 <Liinda> Italian
20:37:00 <bert187> certainly a women not to be messed with
20:37:00 <Liinda> *woman
20:37:00 <bert187> *a
20:37:00 <bert187> grammar police
20:37:00 <Liinda> It anoys me when people dont know the difference between women and woman
20:37:00 <bert187> lol
20:37:00 <Liinda> *annoys
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> I hate then and than mixed up
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> but am always doing it with have and of
20:38:00 <Liinda> ANd their and they're and there
20:38:00 <bert187> it reminds me of people who dont know how to have sex
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> I am always corrected on correct usuage of have and of
20:38:00 <Liinda> *usage
20:38:00 <bert187> english
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> like should have or should of
20:38:00 <Liinda> :P
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> yes usage
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
20:38:00 <Bastardly_One> xoxo :P
20:39:00 <Liinda> My fave is when i hear people actually say Nused to" instead of "used to"
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it always the way though?
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> you think you're smart and you typo
20:39:00 <Liinda> Typos and grammatical errors are totally different
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh, my poor sister can't say U
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> and adds an N
20:39:00 <Bastardly_One> nused, etc
20:40:00 <bert187> those 'people' in iraq are fighting to protect the written words
20:42:00 <Serenity> my sister says valentimes. it makes me want to punch all her teeth down her throat
20:42:00 <Liinda> lol Serenity
20:42:00 <Liinda> happy valentimes *POWWWWWWWWWWW*
20:43:00 <Serenity> haha
20:43:00 <Serenity> and belly buddon
20:43:00 <Serenity> NO ITS T NOT D
20:43:00 <Liinda> lol oh gawd
20:43:00 <Liinda> does she say tiddies instead of titties?
20:44:00 <Serenity> i sure hope i never hear you say either of them
20:44:00 <Serenity> lol
20:44:00 <Serenity> hear her*
20:44:00 <Doodle> https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t31.0-8/10505073_10202628905537441_4588877925791009126_o.jpg
20:44:00 <Liinda> DOODLE
20:44:00 <Doodle> hai Liinda o/
20:45:00 <Serenity> any think
20:45:00 <Doodle> how are your tiddies
20:45:00 <Liinda> i thought it say KY intead of icy
20:45:00 <Serenity> lol
20:45:00 <Liinda> *said
20:45:00 <Doodle> it does
20:45:00 <Doodle> ;)
20:45:00 <Liinda> reowww
20:45:00 <Liinda> nothinglike lubing the motor
20:45:00 <Doodle> keke
20:45:00 <Skirmish> Stop objectifying Liinda for christ sake Doodle.
20:45:00 <Doodle> grease those nipples
20:45:00 <Serenity> speaking of
20:45:00 <Doodle> i can if i want
20:45:00 <Liinda> tiddies
20:45:00 <Serenity> some dumb bint on this parenting forum
20:46:00 <Serenity> went and put 5 litres of oil in her engine
20:46:00 <Serenity> and then wanted to know why her car wont run
20:46:00 <Skirmish> Not a problem if the engine was empty of all oil at the time.
20:46:00 <Doodle> my car takes 5l of oil
20:46:00 <Doodle> oh
20:46:00 <Doodle> err
20:46:00 <Serenity> from empty im sure
20:46:00 <Serenity> lol
20:47:00 <Serenity> for a top up.. thats just a little excessive
20:47:00 <Doodle> a little
20:47:00 <Skirmish> The bigger question should be why she had gone to a parenting forum to admit this. Are we sure she hasn't given her kids 5L of oil?
20:47:00 <Serenity> you sure have a good imagination Skirmish
20:47:00 <Serenity> i mean.. jack.
20:47:00 <Prippit> Prippit
20:47:00 <Doodle> she'd given the kids 5l of oil and fed fairy bread to her car
20:48:00 <Skirmish> Don't use my real name in channels like this damnit.
20:48:00 <Serenity> sorry man
20:48:00 <johninja> lol
20:48:00 <Serenity> someone else is like yeah just start out with 2 or 3 litres then check it from there
20:48:00 <johninja> jack skirmish MD
20:48:00 <Skirmish> Next minute Kuniva and his mates will know my real name and start looking up shit about me on the internet.
20:48:00 <Serenity> im like... NO dont even put 1 litre in it you idiot
20:48:00 <Doodle> jack meoff
20:48:00 <Liinda> hawt
20:48:00 <Doodle> re00www
20:48:00 <Serenity> i wanted anthony to be jack
20:49:00 <Liinda> jack splat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean
20:49:00 <Liinda> so jack ignored her flabby bits and licked her ass hole clean
20:49:00 <Doodle> loooooooooooooooool
20:49:00 <Liinda> - Andrew DIce CLay
20:49:00 <Maurice> (18:42:30) (Serenity): my sister says valentimes. it makes me want to punch all her teeth down her throat
20:49:00 <Maurice> Lol
20:49:00 <Doodle> classy Liinda
20:49:00 <Maurice> My bro in law says cutery instead of cutlery
20:50:00 <Liinda> Oh I have more Doodle
20:50:00 <Doodle> no doubt
20:50:00 <Serenity> tell him you'll cutery his tongue out
20:50:00 <Doodle> cutery his tongue out for valentimes day
20:50:00 <Liinda> Little Bo Peep, Fucked her sheep, blew her horse, licked his feet, she atehis ass so very nice, tongued his balls not once but twice.. OWwwwwwwwwww
20:50:00 <Doodle> :o
20:50:00 <Doodle> Liinda!
20:50:00 <Liinda> Have u not heard of Ford Fairlane?
20:50:00 <Doodle> i'm shocked
20:51:00 <Liinda> Its all of his nurdery rhyhmes
20:51:00 <Doodle> he sounds like a bad influence
20:51:00 <simba> i know him he posts on the port board
20:51:00 <Skirmish> Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch water in a bucket, they had a fall, it's known by all yet they caused their own mishap ... so stupid were they, forgot the way and got water out of taps.
20:51:00 <Liinda> I tuned out okay
20:51:00 <Liinda> *turned
20:51:00 <Skirmish> I learnt that in 1989.
20:51:00 <Doodle> i dunno
20:52:00 <Liinda> Jack and Jill went up the hill, both with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with two fifty, that fucken whore
20:52:00 <Doodle> anyway this is not getting me showered and shaven
20:52:00 <Liinda> Want me to soap u?
20:52:00 <Doodle> only if you dont use your hands
20:52:00 <Maurice> Want me to soap Liinda soaping you?
20:52:00 <Doodle> ;)
20:52:00 <Doodle> YES
20:52:00 <Doodle> polease
20:52:00 <Doodle> -o
20:52:00 <Liinda> I'll use my tiddies
20:53:00 <Doodle> hahahhaha
20:53:00 <Liinda> hehe
20:53:00 <Serenity> look at me tiddies
20:53:00 <Serenity> omg
20:53:00 <Doodle> i need hot water on my neck cos its fucking killing me
20:53:00 <johninja> get some dencorub
20:53:00 <Doodle> i think my head might fall off
20:53:00 <Skirmish> I built a trap for burglers, a bucket balanced on my door, filled with rancid fish heads and rotten eggs galore. I added too a long dead rat that luckily I'd found, and something very smelly, my dog left on the ground. My trap for catching burglers seemed my best idea at first till dad came in to wake me up and it became my very worst.
20:53:00 <Doodle> no
20:53:00 <Liinda> have u got a heat pack Doodle?
20:53:00 <Doodle> i'm not rubbing smelly shit into my neck
20:53:00 <Doodle> yes Liinda
20:53:00 <Doodle> i will chuck it on after my shower
20:54:00 <Liinda> Good =)
20:54:00 <Maurice> I just kicked my toe on Cams big box
20:54:00 <Maurice> And yes I meant it to sound like he has a vagina
20:54:00 <Doodle> D:
20:54:00 <Doodle> well he does
20:54:00 <Maurice> But it fucking hurt
20:54:00 <Liinda> camel toe
20:54:00 <Doodle> he's got the whole oxford apollo in his twadge
20:54:00 <Liinda> Cam el Toe
20:54:00 <Maurice> Lol
20:54:00 <Skirmish> Yeha I seen "camel toe box" instead of "Cams big box".
20:55:00 <Maurice> No you didn't
20:55:00 <Maurice> You saw it
20:55:00 <Liinda> I seen it too
20:55:00 <Liinda> :P
20:55:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lvyt0PwMX_g
20:55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fannypack - Cameltoe (Official Music Video) (Date not found) 3:18 - Category: Music - 279,464 - 927 likes (88.6%), 119 dislikes (11.4%)
20:55:00 <Liinda> I think im gonna go colour my hair
20:55:00 <Liinda> these pubes are getting grey
20:55:00 <Doodle> blue rinse?
20:55:00 <Liinda> Lilac
20:56:00 <Doodle> hot
20:56:00 <Liinda> ohh yeah
20:56:00 <Liinda> mmm bop bop, chickah chickahhhhh
20:56:00 <Maurice> I just told my child 'Don't get water all over dads box'
20:56:00 <Maurice> What has my life come to
20:56:00 <Doodle> oh dear
20:56:00 <Liinda> lol dont get his box wet?
20:56:00 <Doodle> daddy doesn't like a wet box
20:56:00 <Bastardly_One> :O
20:56:00 <Excessive> ciao innamorato \o.
20:57:00 <Liinda> hey Excessive come stai
20:57:00 <Excessive> bene
20:57:00 <Liinda> good good
20:57:00 <Excessive> much new?
20:58:00 <Liinda> okies, time to go. need to color my hair and make some mueslie bars
20:58:00 <Excessive> k, \o.
20:58:00 <Liinda> mueslie? why does it look so wrong
20:58:00 <Liinda> meuslie?
20:58:00 <Maurice> No e on the end
20:58:00 <Excessive> muesly?
20:58:00 <Liinda> muesli
20:58:00 <couleurs> teh mueslie bars r on me
20:58:00 <Liinda> still looks wrong
20:59:00 <Liinda> milky bars
20:59:00 <Maurice> Now I've said it in my head too many times
20:59:00 <Maurice> And it sounds wrong
20:59:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXxDHqPmuY8
20:59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 - Seeya (feat. Colleen D'Agostino) (1080p) || HD (Date not found) 6:42 - Category: Music - 100 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
20:59:00 <Liinda> Looks like a different language
20:59:00 <Liinda> MOOOSLI
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> how good is that track?
20:59:00 <Bastardly_One> I just finished the entire 2 albums
20:59:00 <Liinda> Mewwwwwwwwslie
21:00:00 <Liinda> Meowwwwslie
21:00:00 <Doodle> O_o
21:00:00 <Liinda> Mau5lie
21:00:00 <Doodle> keke
21:00:00 <Excessive> how many tiemz did u fap over it tho so far? :P
21:00:00 <Skirmish> Are the other tracks just as good?
21:00:00 <Liinda> I fap every day over Mooozlie
21:00:00 <Bastardly_One> yes
21:00:00 <Bastardly_One> they are
21:00:00 <Doodle> filth
21:00:00 <Bastardly_One> but different
21:00:00 <Liinda> the grains get me off
21:00:00 <Bastardly_One> some are even industrial
21:01:00 <Excessive> Bastardly_One
21:01:00 <Liinda> puffed rice gets me wet
21:01:00 <Doodle> good grief
21:01:00 <Liinda> lol
21:01:00 <Excessive> the previous post
21:01:00 <Skirmish> :-/
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll find you one that you might like ... this song makes me want to drive Skirmish
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> and I can't even fucking drive
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> but when the filter comes off at about 2 mins
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> WOO!
21:01:00 <Liinda> They better be cocoa pops
21:01:00 <Doodle> yes thats what they are
21:01:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
21:01:00 <Doodle> i meant that..
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> for 4 hrs and 40 mins so far
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I've played the entire thing twice
21:02:00 <Doodle> just like a shawklet milkshake
21:02:00 <Liinda> only crunchyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
21:02:00 <Liinda> dammit now i want choco pops
21:02:00 <Doodle> lol
21:02:00 <couleurs> me 2
21:02:00 <Doodle> i need to have this shower before my head falls off
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
21:02:00 <Doodle> bblzzzz o/
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEF6-LIq3Oc
21:02:00 <Excessive> ciocolata
21:02:00 <Liinda> lets go have some couleurs
21:02:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [NEW] Deadmau5 - Mercedes (Date not found) 8:40 - Category: Music - 5,561 - 42 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:02:00 <Bastardly_One> Doodle
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> play that
21:03:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me if it makes you want to drive
21:03:00 <couleurs> ok meet u @ coles or safe way
21:03:00 <Liinda> done deal couleurs
21:03:00 <Liinda> U get the pops, i'll bring the milk :P
21:03:00 <Zade> is that your driving music Bastardly_One?
21:03:00 <Liinda> lol that made me giggle
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> Zade, it would be if I could drive
21:04:00 <couleurs> malk
21:04:00 <Excessive> u want his pops? :S
21:04:00 <Liinda> I dunno
21:04:00 <Liinda> his coco pops
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> I am really impressed with the different styles the mau5 has come up with for this double album
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> some is even straight out industrial
21:04:00 <Liinda> Okies time to go. Much love to you all. See u again soon xoxo <3
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> some is piano based dark edged
21:04:00 <couleurs> Bye Liinda
21:04:00 <Bastardly_One> some is straight out hau5
21:04:00 <Excessive> xoxoxoxoxoxo
21:05:00 <Bastardly_One> see ya Liinda :)
21:05:00 <Liinda> <3 byeee guysssssss and galsssss
21:05:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X70glX8WKoM
21:05:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: London Elektricity - Just One Second (Apex Remix) "The City is Beautiful" time lapse (Feb 22, 2011) 6:21 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 589,734 - 5,676 likes (98.6%), 78 dislikes (1.4%)
21:05:00 <Zade> thats one of my fave driving tunes
21:06:00 <Skirmish> Too slow to be a driving track
21:07:00 <Picard> fuck
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> this then?
21:07:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrbOZUOE_YE
21:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Infra Turbo Pigcart Racer (Date not found) 10:36 - Category: Music - 138,502 - 2,172 likes (98.7%), 28 dislikes (1.3%)
21:10:00 <johninja> ewww coles
21:11:00 <partay> hey johninja
21:11:00 <johninja> hey partay
21:11:00 <johninja> how was your day?
21:11:00 <partay> sup slart
21:11:00 <Lou> Zade, know of this? ........... [16:54] > ye I know he's gone
21:11:00 <Lou> [16:54] > but I had it typed n he's gone n then was thinkin that it'd be easy to jus copy/paste it again if he comes back than typin it out again
21:11:00 <Lou> [16:56] > that ^ pic needs to have the Joe Hockey version of it though
21:11:00 <Lou> ah shit
21:11:00 <Lou> bah
21:11:00 <Lou> not that*
21:12:00 <Lou> know of this Zade, rather ....... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fNI4SWeC8c
21:12:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Apex - Dear Hi-Shock | Time unlimited (Feb 23, 2012) 6:14 - Category: Entertainment - 850 views - 2 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:12:00 <johninja> just finished some chicken and chips
21:12:00 <Zade> yep
21:12:00 <johninja> was yum
21:12:00 <johninja> homeade
21:12:00 <Lou> that's Simon (Hi-Shock)
21:12:00 <Lou> friends since like 94-ish with him
21:13:00 <Lou> he asked me to do MDA on 2RSR with him, Michael and TLM back then
21:14:00 <Lou> there's also an Alien factory Rmx of that ^
21:15:00 <Lou> and another mo Hradcore version of a Rmx also
21:15:00 <Lou> hardcore*
21:15:00 <Lou> one tic
21:15:00 <Serenity> ahhh
21:15:00 <johninja> feminist!
21:15:00 <Zade> very much bush doof sounds
21:15:00 <Serenity> best time of the day
21:16:00 <johninja> i smell sex and candy
21:16:00 <Lou> ummmmmmmmmm, it's The Apex 2
21:16:00 <johninja> :D
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how Michelle Obama is supposedly a tranny yea?
21:17:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/10455407_1471070603135737_5303702525877834110_n.jpg
21:17:00 <johninja> she has kids mn
21:17:00 <johninja> trannys can't give birth
21:17:00 <johninja> no matter how good the surgeon
21:17:00 <Serenity> lol
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> haven't you heard that conspiracy though?
21:18:00 <Serenity> the internet is ridiculous
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> she's supposedly a man
21:18:00 <Serenity> yeah but shes not
21:18:00 <johninja> she does look masculine
21:18:00 <johninja> with the jawline
21:18:00 <johninja> but she would suck good dick too
21:18:00 <johninja> so theres that
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> her cheek bones and jawline
21:18:00 <Bastardly_One> are supposedly male
21:19:00 <johninja> you're supposedly a male yea?
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> that'd make sense if true as Barrack hung around gay saunas in his college years
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> supposedly I am
21:19:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UokTE-njLRA
21:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Tool - Pushit (Jun 24, 2008) 9:55 - Category: Music - 1,044,999 - 3,825 likes (97.9%), 83 dislikes (2.1%)
21:19:00 <johninja> well barrack hussein is supposibly not even born in america
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I just find it ridiculous
21:19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that too
21:19:00 <johninja> which makes him illegible to run for president
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> correct ... depends which story though
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> one is Kenya
21:20:00 <johninja> yeh
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> the other is Hawaai
21:20:00 <johninja> must be ok for govenors though i.e arnie
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that place spelt right
21:20:00 <Lou> Zade, this, but no audio of Dear Hi-Shock uploaded ........... might have to do 1 ......... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCnjBl5zHFM
21:20:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Apex - Hypnosis (Feb 14, 2009) 5:20 - Category: Music - 5,156 - 32 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:20:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yeah
21:21:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vV43YsfSTk
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> forgot about him
21:21:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunter - Jam Roll (Jan 2, 2011) 4:55 - Category: Music - 35,944 - 172 likes (98.3%), 3 dislikes (1.7%)
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> how you can forget about him I dunno but I did
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I think Obama was great for the first 2 or so years
21:21:00 <Bastardly_One> before he was clearly told to play the game or fuck off
21:22:00 <johninja> yeh well his biggest problem was bushes legacy of debt
21:22:00 <johninja> his wars
21:22:00 <Serenity> woah i just got a wicked genius play list of that sex and candy song
21:22:00 <Serenity> thanks
21:22:00 <johninja> he had to fix all that shit
21:22:00 <johninja> and he didn't do that well
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> he was going along fine I thought
21:22:00 <johninja> left iraq too soon clearly
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> until told to tow the line of a puppet
21:22:00 <Bastardly_One> or gtfo
21:22:00 <johninja> and didn't leve their army able to defend themselves
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I suppose that's true too
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> he did get a bit excited
21:23:00 <flagen> i dont wear tight jeans
21:23:00 <Bastardly_One> but definitely around the 2yr mark I think he was told to play the puppet or gtfo
21:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and the western world is fucked if that evil bitch Clinton is the next pres
21:24:00 <Bastardly_One> which is highly likely
21:25:00 <johninja> yeh democrats won't get back in
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish
21:25:00 <johninja> republicans turn now
21:25:00 <partay> she might bring a new level of diplomacy
21:25:00 <Bastardly_One> get real partay
21:26:00 <johninja> thats how america does things
21:26:00 <Bastardly_One> she's the pure evil behind most recent shit
21:26:00 <johninja> they give each party 8 years
21:26:00 <johninja> has been that way for quite some time
21:26:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I dunno this time though john
21:26:00 <Bastardly_One> she's pretty fucking intent
21:26:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXiaJiDbQPM
21:26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Hunter, Dazastah and Drapht - When We Were Kids (Dec 10, 2011) 4:21 - Category: Music - 205,501 - 847 likes (98.4%), 14 dislikes (1.6%)
21:26:00 <johninja> democrats have 'fucked up' though
21:27:00 <johninja> theres not much doubt
21:27:00 <johninja> unless mitt romney runs again
21:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I truly believe though if she doesn't
21:27:00 <Bastardly_One> she could be in deep shit
21:27:00 <Bastardly_One> as she wouldnt have the protection she's had
21:27:00 <Bastardly_One> and if all the shit that evil bitch does came out in the open properly
21:27:00 <Bastardly_One> she'd be screwed forever more
21:28:00 <Bastardly_One> gives her a bit more incentive
21:28:00 <Bastardly_One> look at all the "naughty" stuff of recent years
21:28:00 <Lou> ummmmmmmmmmmmm, I voted Greens in 2008 when I worked out that she fcked off with the Italians (my uncle John's fam), jus so that they couldn't get to be on top of me ........... I made this huge chunk of cash and said .......... fck u, I'd rather give it to someone that I don't even know and then I'll be fightin them, but at least I'd be done with u ............. so Obama got in and then the financial crisis etc etc etc ........... had I been in with
21:28:00 <Bastardly_One> she's right there in some form or other
21:30:00 <Lou> so I stuck it out with the Ruddster (not favourably) and started all over again
21:30:00 <Lou> and to today's govt atm
21:30:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QfsRd0h4Ts
21:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: TORNTS - Hit Never Miss (Jun 19, 2010) 3:42 - Category: Music - 301,339 - 879 likes (80.2%), 217 dislikes (19.8%)
21:30:00 <Skirmish> I don't think you should have suggested that Obama's mrs is a tranny B1.
21:30:00 <Picard> fucken flogs who go to Bali
21:31:00 <Skirmish> http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y169/MYV64U/saveaustnet_zpsdcae2bd6.jpg
21:31:00 <Lou> that was from 95 to 2008 with John's shit
21:31:00 <Skirmish> We should save Austnet servers from a drone missile strike and do as she says!!!
21:31:00 <Lou> and I failed 3 times with him
21:31:00 <johninja> i hear austnet has oil too
21:32:00 <Skirmish> lol in the hair of it's filthy users that don't shower maybe.
21:32:00 <Lou> he jus did the all same with me ............. "I go to heaven n u go to hell"
21:32:00 <johninja> lol
21:32:00 <johninja> kunivas head
21:32:00 <Lou> all those years
21:32:00 <Serenity> Skirmish stop baiting him lol cause if he bans you im not helping you
21:32:00 <johninja> could run a small country for a few years
21:32:00 <Skirmish> Serenity: You're just giving him a green light by saying that!
21:32:00 <Lou> so either fightin him or the Ruddster was a real big diff
21:32:00 <Serenity> stop baiting him
21:32:00 <Bastardly_One> negative
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> she's watched you for a solid week
21:33:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcYOy6I6OR8
21:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Jimi Hendrix Experience * Hey Joe * (Date not found) 3:34 - Category: Music - 720,743 -
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> even when I've tried civility with you
21:33:00 <Skirmish> Plus, he called her a tranny ... naturally she's pissed.
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> you clearly don't read a thing
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> except what you wish
21:33:00 <Lou> was no real big diff*
21:33:00 <Bastardly_One> was I not taking the piss out of the conspiracy or not boss?
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> or john for that matter
21:34:00 <Serenity> i dont know and i dont really care that much lol
21:34:00 <Skirmish> Just like I'm taking the piss out of you for a giggle. Relax.
21:34:00 <Lou> Skirmish, wannah have a giggle in my court?
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> was it I that said something this time?
21:34:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... yeah
21:35:00 <Skirmish> It's not all about you.
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> man! I an in trouble Serenity
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> by the way
21:35:00 <Skirmish> Lou: What?
21:35:00 <Serenity> ?
21:35:00 <Lou> oh
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently mother said to daughter in a tone, "Jamie is really nice"
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> *preens*
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
21:35:00 <Bastardly_One> awks
21:35:00 <Serenity> are you gonna make me vom again
21:35:00 <Excessive> wannah have a life with meh Skirmish?
21:35:00 <Skirmish> See, now he's baiting me Serenity.
21:35:00 <Excessive> laugh even*
21:36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but how funny is that?
21:36:00 <Skirmish> He should get a warning too.
21:36:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liWIbE1gQTk
21:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: David Essex - Rock On (1973) (Date not found) 3:27 - Category: Music - 173,947 - 1,120 likes (98.1%), 22 dislikes (1.9%)
21:36:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: Did you just try to hook up with me bro? 0_o
21:36:00 <Bastardly_One> telling your daughter you want to do her old man friend
21:36:00 <Excessive> no no no
21:36:00 <Bastardly_One> you saw her ... I should be so lucky
21:36:00 <Serenity> its spew worthy on so many levels
21:36:00 <Bastardly_One> hahahaha
21:36:00 <Bastardly_One> it is isn't it?
21:36:00 <Excessive> I said wannah have a laugh with me, in my side of the court?
21:37:00 <Bastardly_One> can you see how my twisted humour finds it hilarious though?
21:38:00 <Bastardly_One> as much as I really don't know if it's a good idea for reasons we chatted about last night
21:38:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: I will have a laugh with anyone :D I am not Laughist.
21:38:00 <Bastardly_One> you need to be on the piss more often
21:38:00 <Excessive> Skirmish, I'm afraid that u'd be runnin away
21:38:00 <Bastardly_One> you're almost the Skirmish I used to talk to
21:39:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWx6L8Lpe9Q
21:39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Business -- A Nick Love Film -- Opening Scene!! (Dec 8, 2008) 1:56 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 84,924 - 82 likes (93.2%), 6 dislikes (6.8%)
21:39:00 <Excessive> and we'd be laughin at u!
21:40:00 <Bastardly_One> what did I just miss grossing Serenity out?
21:40:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn them being related like that!
21:40:00 <Bastardly_One> why should I miss out on some class?
21:40:00 <Excessive> like u know how a dog backs off with his tail in between his rears?! ............ that kindah thing
21:41:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: What?
21:41:00 <Excessive> ye that
21:41:00 <Bastardly_One> that's what I said? what?
21:41:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah get pissed more often
21:41:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knW6eHV3iVQ
21:41:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Business - I Ran (So Far Away) - My Music Video (Nov 13, 2008) 3:41 - Category: Music - 187,746 - 273 likes (96.8%), 9 dislikes (3.2%)
21:41:00 <Skirmish> Did you put bath salts in your cones Excessive?
21:41:00 <Bastardly_One> you're almost the Skirmish I knew when I came back
21:41:00 <Excessive> no, but I can show it to u
21:41:00 <Excessive> ehehehe
21:42:00 <Skirmish> I've never changed. You just make an easy target because you whiney like a prissy btich so easily. :D
21:42:00 <Excessive> the onleh one that would be whiney would be u dude, after u see it
21:42:00 <Skirmish> Anyway ... it took me 4 goes to make that obama sign because I kept fucking the text up.
21:42:00 <Bastardly_One> you were told straight out last night and tonight that you need to stop baiting me
21:42:00 <Skirmish> Appreciate my efforts!
21:43:00 <Bastardly_One> no
21:44:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: Not sure what you're talking about but it is beginning to sound sexual.
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> how come semen is in other channels but here?
21:44:00 <Excessive> I makkeh yah laugh till yah 4bleed Skirmish
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> that's unusual
21:44:00 <Serenity> saemon has been advised to find residence somewhere else
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> oh good :)
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> what'd I miss?
21:44:00 <Charlie> hes now stinkin up other chans
21:44:00 <Bastardly_One> just for the record
21:45:00 <Serenity> nothing
21:45:00 <Bastardly_One> whatever you did
21:45:00 <Bastardly_One> thank you for the peace and quiet
21:46:00 <Serenity> i didnt do a thing
21:46:00 <Bastardly_One> then please explain
21:46:00 <Serenity> nop
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> you know how curious I can be when statements are worded that way
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> awwwwwwwwwwwww
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> not even in pm?
21:47:00 <Serenity> nop
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> bitch
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> so anyway
21:47:00 <johninja> reward for good behavior on your part i beleive Bastardly_One
21:47:00 <Bastardly_One> Skirmish is going to bleed?
21:48:00 <johninja> and from a very unexpected source
21:48:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=my+sherona
21:48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Unable to retrieve information for that link.
21:48:00 <Bastardly_One> what john?
21:48:00 <flagen> awww
21:48:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3ADektyDhM&list=RDh3ADektyDhM
21:48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Knack-My Sharona (Jun 16, 2009) 4:57 - Category: Music - 3,670,609 - 15,460 likes (98.4%), 259 dislikes (1.6%)
21:48:00 <Bastardly_One> say that in English so I can agree or disagree
21:48:00 <Excessive> I was kiddin fo a sec ............
21:49:00 <Excessive> but the offer stands if he accepts
21:49:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw
21:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Metallica - One [Official Music Video] (Oct 26, 2009) 7:45 - Category: Music - 14,240,608 - 83,093 likes (97.6%), 2,018 dislikes (2.4%)
21:50:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: Are you threatening me? I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TEEPEE FOR MY BUUUUNGHOLE. What the fuck are you on about?
21:50:00 <Excessive> I was wantin to entertyain u man ........... like u entertain others that's all
21:51:00 <Excessive> -y
21:51:00 <Picard> im very bored
21:51:00 <partay> go talk to your family
21:51:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: ok, go.
21:51:00 <Picard> i hate the cunts
21:52:00 <partay> haha and they hate you
21:52:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nWAA2eEFsU
21:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Underbelly Music Video (Jun 22, 2008) 0 - Category: Entertainment - 28,658 - 47 likes (94%), 3 dislikes (6%)
21:52:00 <Skirmish> News on the austnet grapevine is that Picard's mrs hooked up with and blew panda.
21:52:00 <Picard> yes.
21:52:00 <Picard> im a cunt
21:52:00 <partay> an ugly cunt
21:52:00 <Excessive> Skirmish, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QHJRTPDMxs
21:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: L-FRESH The LION - One (Date not found) 3:09 - Category: Music - 28,764 - 387 likes (99.7%), 1 dislikes (0.3%)
21:53:00 <Picard> i only provide a house for them, holidays,gifts,money yet im a cunt
21:53:00 <Picard> who would of thought
21:53:00 <partay> its your job
21:53:00 <partay> as a parent
21:53:00 <partay> just like you were a cunt to your parents
21:54:00 <flagen> ..............
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh I finally get this one sided argument
21:54:00 <Picard> no, thats where you are wrong. thats whats wrong with this country. cunts like you just expect shit to happen
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive is trying to say
21:54:00 <Bastardly_One> so, skirmish ... fun is being a cunt is it? have some back once I get started
21:54:00 <Picard> you think its a right
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> took Me long enough
21:55:00 <Picard> no free rides in my house
21:55:00 <Skirmish> Pfft go your hardest. m
21:55:00 <Picard> everyone has to put it
21:55:00 <partay> nope i got 3 brothers and 3 sisters.. i know about free rides
21:55:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A1HrKwxNg0
21:55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Alphonse Gangitano (Jun 23, 2008) 1:36 - Category: Entertainment - 34,984 - 28 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:55:00 <Skirmish> I can give and take.
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> I was trying to translate Excessive into English forever then
21:55:00 <Picard> Skirmish thats good
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
21:55:00 <Bastardly_One> guess what?
21:55:00 <The_Baron> what?
21:55:00 <partay> pictard try spending time with them instead of batting off on cam.. they have prob seen you
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> new double mau5 album of 2 hrs and 20 mins of fap city
21:56:00 <Picard> yes they love to watch
21:56:00 <partay> know youre a freek
21:56:00 <Picard> they shout instructions as i do it
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> and he even does an industrial track
21:56:00 <partay> a creepy freek
21:56:00 <Picard> partgay why are you son angry with the world?
21:56:00 <partay> lol
21:56:00 <partay> im not angry
21:56:00 <The_Baron> yeah I saw the link u had up b1
21:56:00 <partay> i love my life
21:56:00 <Bastardly_One> the link is out of order
21:57:00 <Serenity> fuck it
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> completely fucks the mix up
21:57:00 <Serenity> im eating left voers
21:57:00 <Serenity> overs
21:57:00 <The_Baron> buggah
21:57:00 <Picard> what left overs?
21:57:00 <Skirmish> partay: You're going after picard a little like awofl went after Johninja.
21:57:00 <Picard> i had chicken and corn soup
21:57:00 <partay> nah
21:57:00 <partay> im taking it easy
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> there's even piano tracks
21:57:00 <The_Baron> like dance piano?
21:57:00 <The_Baron> or moody atmos stuff?
21:57:00 <Picard> Skirmish its obvious partgay wants to be me, he is very jealous
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> no
21:57:00 <Bastardly_One> like this link I am going to link you
21:57:00 <Picard> he lives a sad sorry life
21:57:00 <The_Baron> like 7 then
21:57:00 <Picard> no hope, no future
21:58:00 <Picard> living a fantasy
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> and you are going to go ... how good is this?
21:58:00 <partay> i only state the obvious
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't think it was part of 7 this one
21:58:00 <Picard> stop projecting partgay
21:58:00 <partay> hahahaha
21:58:00 <partay> ok champ
21:58:00 <The_Baron> I meant is it like the stuff of 7
21:58:00 <Picard> my life is not yours, u sad sorry loser
21:58:00 <partay> lol
21:58:00 <partay> yep
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoewkMpVzJo
21:58:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Creep v2 (Date not found) 5:11 - Category: Music - 2,602 - 22 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
21:58:00 <Picard> u would think as a property tycoon you would be happy
21:58:00 <Bastardly_One> oh yes very much like 7 this track is
21:58:00 <partay> *yawn*
21:59:00 <Serenity> just my awesome chicken stir fry from dinner
21:59:00 <Bastardly_One> get that into you and be wowed
21:59:00 <partay> im no tycoon.. im just like most people my age
21:59:00 <Picard> a tycoon who couldnt tell me the return on his investments
21:59:00 <Bastardly_One> and then I'll link a faster one
21:59:00 <partay> lol
21:59:00 <partay> i did tell you
21:59:00 <Bastardly_One> Creep is so good
21:59:00 <partay> then you said something about GST ?
21:59:00 <partay> LOLOL
21:59:00 <Maurice> I love stir fry
21:59:00 <partay> like what ?
21:59:00 <Picard> u had no clue
21:59:00 <Bastardly_One> the man is not just house ... the kids aren't going to like this new double album
21:59:00 <Serenity> i do make a good one
22:00:00 <partay> ok like i said im not discussing it with you
22:00:00 <Serenity> but i dunno if you eat anything i use lol
22:00:00 <Maurice> Lol
22:00:00 <Picard> because u cant google and answers fast enough
22:00:00 <Maurice> I put broc, cauli, baby corn and carrot in mine
22:00:00 <The_Baron> had one mate who reckons the new album is the dogs bollox
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> that's why
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's different
22:00:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not straight out poppy
22:00:00 <flagen> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMA6Fa1xII
22:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burkhard Dallwitz - 'Its a jungle out their' UnderBelly (May 29, 2008) 4:10 - Category: Music - 111,827 - 339 likes (98.8%), 4 dislikes (1.2%)
22:01:00 <Bastardly_One> the kids will hate it
22:01:00 <Serenity> ive got broc, red capsicum, spring onion, carrot and normal onion and i stir in 2 bag handfuls of baby spinach right at the end
22:01:00 <Serenity> with my own sauce n chicken
22:01:00 <Excessive> ur own sauce ye?
22:01:00 <Bastardly_One> who does this remind you of The_Baron?
22:01:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuqbJ5BcQLw
22:01:00 <Picard> bag?
22:01:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Seeya (ft. Colleen D'Agostino) (Date not found) 5:27 - Category: Music - 43,649 - 351 likes (98.3%), 6 dislikes (1.7%)
22:01:00 <Serenity> bag?
22:02:00 <Picard> stir in 2 bag handfuls???????????????????????????????????
22:02:00 <Maurice> I'm eating a peanut butter sandwich
22:02:00 <Serenity> oh
22:02:00 <Serenity> big
22:02:00 <Picard> fucken hate andy murray
22:02:00 <Bastardly_One> he hates you too
22:02:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone does
22:02:00 <The_Baron> hahah daft punk
22:02:00 <Bastardly_One> fuckin oath The_Baron
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> but wait until she starts singing
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> changes it kind of
22:03:00 <The_Baron> it's modern talking with a bit crusher and double filter on Massive
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that dubstep is clever innit?
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
22:03:00 <The_Baron> yeah not too overdone
22:03:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One you're becoming a mouthy cunt of late
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> this is why I've been witing for you
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> *waiting
22:03:00 <Excessive> Skirmish
22:03:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll hear shit I appreciate in tracks
22:03:00 <Picard> being a "half whit" wont save u
22:04:00 <Excessive> where u at with the tune/s?
22:04:00 <The_Baron> the stereo balance is quite good too
22:04:00 <The_Baron> got some width to the track
22:04:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the mastering as fucking usual
22:04:00 <Bastardly_One> when I grow up I want to be this good
22:04:00 <Serenity> like this Maurice
22:04:00 <simba> when i grow up i wanna be famous i wanna be a star i wanna be in movies
22:04:00 <Serenity> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1911608_10151854875692331_592713185_n.jpg?oh=f3d7181969df302be1cba6056022fdb4&oe=54178B33&__gda__=1411927480_a1e77132ddbd5036797667d5ae27b6c6
22:04:00 <Serenity> but with spinach in at the end
22:04:00 <Bastardly_One> wait until I find the straight out metal/industrial track
22:04:00 <Picard> lol @ partay, u call him out on something and he shuts up
22:05:00 <The_Baron> hopefully once I do my bachelors in audio at SAE, I will be able to master to this level
22:05:00 <partay> Serenity looks good
22:05:00 <Excessive> Skiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir .......... mish!
22:05:00 <partay> pictard pic please
22:05:00 <Serenity> its so freaking good
22:05:00 <Picard> tycoon
22:05:00 <Excessive> hellou?
22:05:00 <Maurice> Nom
22:05:00 <Excessive> still there man o wat?
22:06:00 <Serenity> good soy, ginger, garlic, brown sugar, fish sauce is what i marinade the chicken in before i cook it
22:06:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron, can you hear even in this track though why the kids will hate it?
22:06:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to the added piano roll
22:06:00 <Bastardly_One> so subtle
22:06:00 <The_Baron> only complaint about this track, the piano sounds a little flat
22:06:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought it was subtle
22:06:00 <Bastardly_One> when the 8bit comes in
22:07:00 <Charlie> i think its boring
22:07:00 <Picard> mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> it's not too overwhemling
22:07:00 <The_Baron> I was just gonna mention the chip tune shit
22:07:00 <Excessive> oh ........... he doesn't find it funny any mo :(
22:07:00 <Skirmish> Excessive: course I am. Just taking care of some online borrowing.
22:07:00 <The_Baron> I reckon the piano coulda had more weight
22:07:00 <Excessive> ohaiiiiiiiiii
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron and I make shit Charlie do you?
22:07:00 <Excessive> I thought u'd be still around
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ok ... what about this?
22:07:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pzZK4al4dvA
22:07:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Major Lazer - Aerosol Can ft. Pharrell Williams (Date not found) 3:19 - Category: Music - 1,716,554 - 15,171 likes (96.5%), 548 dislikes (3.5%)
22:07:00 <Charlie> i make circuit boards
22:07:00 <Excessive> that 1
22:07:00 <Excessive> kgo
22:07:00 <Bastardly_One> everyone says boring but I adore this one
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEF6-LIq3Oc
22:08:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: [NEW] Deadmau5 - Mercedes (Date not found) 8:40 - Category: Music - 5,578 - 42 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:08:00 <The_Baron> it aint a peak night track
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> when the filter comes off at about 2 mins
22:08:00 <partay> pictard another 60hrs this week ?
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> the entire album is very eclectic in styles
22:08:00 <Bastardly_One> the kids are gonna hate it
22:08:00 <The_Baron> I also think it's cool he doesn't resample the fuck outta everything
22:09:00 <Picard> lol @ how pompous the fucking poms are at the tennis, its "gentlemens singles"
22:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I really appreciate it
22:09:00 <The_Baron> it's all pure synth
22:09:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wait until the track after this
22:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I am gonna link you
22:09:00 <Picard> partgay fair chance of that
22:09:00 <partay> lolz
22:09:00 <Bastardly_One> you will see where he has screwed with an element of Raise Your Weapon
22:09:00 <Bastardly_One> thinking no-one would notice
22:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean hear not see
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> but I want your opinion on Mercedes as a muzak maker
22:10:00 <Charlie> wheres the boobs
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a music maker's album
22:10:00 <Bastardly_One> not for the kids
22:11:00 <The_Baron> this shit is super subtle
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> low-fi goodness and cross fading
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> isn't it?
22:11:00 <The_Baron> that filter fade in just took an eon
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> and then the bass kicks in
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> and BOOM!
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> you want to get in the car and drive
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> no-one can see it
22:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I knew you would
22:12:00 <The_Baron> it seems with this one he has taken his techno structure to prog house
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> how wonderfully german is it?
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> can't you picture the autobahn
22:12:00 <Bastardly_One> and kraftwerk?
22:12:00 <Excessive> chime in when u're up fo the next 1 Skirmish
22:12:00 <The_Baron> this kinda music is where u want a clean 125mg dose of MDMA
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh yeah!
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> trust me when I first heard this track
22:13:00 <Serenity> sorry i need to get this white elephant out of the room. does Excessive ever actually talk to anyone in line with anything or does he just ramblie off in his own world
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was so valiumed out I was like
22:13:00 <Serenity> -i
22:13:00 <The_Baron> but yeah I'd say most listeners under 25 would hate this shit
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> in a trance
22:13:00 <The_Baron> it aint just rise build drop repeat
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> he sent this to me 6mths ago
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> but not the final mix
22:13:00 <Bastardly_One> just the filtered version
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> and my god this aural sex
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> even if you are the only one who agrees
22:14:00 <Charlie> he just rambles
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to that fade again
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> sexy shit
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> and BOOM!
22:14:00 <Bastardly_One> he does it again
22:14:00 <The_Baron> dub delay.....n WA-DROP
22:15:00 <Excessive> I'm entertainin Skirmish, soz, I wannah see if I can light some sortah spark up in his conscious
22:15:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3ZIWYVYEK0
22:15:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Counting Down The World's Highest-Paid DJs (Date not found) 3:57 - Category: Music - 191,751 - 680 likes (92.9%), 52 dislikes (7.1%)
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> but how perfect is it?
22:15:00 <Charlie> too many drugs
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> aren't you jealous?
22:15:00 <Bastardly_One> I am
22:15:00 <The_Baron> nah, I don't get jealous with other artists
22:15:00 <The_Baron> if I did, I woulda given up by now
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> what about this?
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrbOZUOE_YE
22:16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Infra Turbo Pigcart Racer (Date not found) 10:36 - Category: Music - 138,700 - 2,172 likes (98.7%), 28 dislikes (1.3%)
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> I am going to link you shit of different genres on the entire thing
22:16:00 <The_Baron> hold up, gonna hit some hash before I have a listen
22:16:00 <The_Baron> brb
22:16:00 <Bastardly_One> until you tell me to stfu
22:17:00 <Bastardly_One> if anyone gets bored with The_Baron and I when he returns
22:17:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me
22:17:00 <Excessive> nah not world's greatest mumbo jumbo man ............ no 1 cares .......... it's got no substance
22:17:00 <Bastardly_One> so I can say bad luck and fuck up
22:17:00 <Skirmish> Calvin Harris ... making $200,000 per night.
22:18:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive, can you do me one favour?
22:18:00 <Bastardly_One> just one
22:18:00 <Bastardly_One> can you start again from ... Skirmish I dont like your idea of fun and I'm comin' to get you!
22:18:00 <Bastardly_One> we got that bit
22:18:00 <Excessive> k
22:18:00 <Bastardly_One> well, I did finally
22:18:00 <Bastardly_One> :P
22:19:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah ... from then on what the fuck are you talking about?
22:19:00 <The_Baron> back
22:19:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
22:19:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrbOZUOE_YE
22:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Infra Turbo Pigcart Racer (Date not found) 10:36 - Category: Music - 138,700 - 2,172 likes (98.7%), 28 dislikes (1.3%)
22:19:00 <Bastardly_One> kgo!
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> can anyone build up like this cunt?
22:20:00 <The_Baron> well technically yes
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> shhhhhhhhhhhh I know
22:20:00 <Bastardly_One> but in reality
22:20:00 <The_Baron> his sound design is so damn simple
22:20:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/1977133_10201186044767830_633517750_n.jpg
22:21:00 <The_Baron> but effective
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> I am saving the one where I think he cheats with Raise Your Weapon until last
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more than effective
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> the little shit
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> and you can tell he learnt and still uses FL and Cubase to the max
22:21:00 <partay> Bastardly_One you like your pills ?
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> vroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> and GO!
22:21:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh partay
22:21:00 <The_Baron> way I see it, the technical side of me thinks "I could recreate each one of these sounds without much trouble" the musician thinks "but gosh the arrangement works"
22:21:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/t1.0-9/10169282_10201222240832709_1695457213640977089_n.jpg
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> snap The_Baron
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh wow
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> I never noticed the dub in it
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> until now
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> he favours that now I think about it
22:22:00 <Bastardly_One> but so subtle you don't care
22:22:00 <The_Baron> because it's a relatively new technique of bass manipulation
22:23:00 <The_Baron> what they do is like make a bass on massive or whatnot, program the LFO
22:23:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1902818_10201241159065653_8841126749096047485_n.jpg
22:23:00 <The_Baron> then they add extra texture with a secondary filter
22:23:00 <The_Baron> which gives it that sloppy slimey neuro sound
22:23:00 <Bastardly_One> how mature does every track sound though so far to you?
22:23:00 <Bastardly_One> see why I say the kids are going to despise it?
22:23:00 <Excessive> that ^ is y I once asked u if u still thought that u had secrets Skirmish
22:23:00 <Bastardly_One> hopefully the critics get it
22:24:00 <The_Baron> I'd say they are gonna despise it more because it aint "edm" to them
22:24:00 <Excessive> which corellates to this 1 ............ https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10325233_10201399280298585_1335925824747653056_n.jpg
22:24:00 <Bastardly_One> it's total EDM
22:24:00 <The_Baron> the way these tracks are mixed is more reminiscent of mid 90's
22:24:00 <Bastardly_One> this is what EDM means you fucking retards
22:24:00 <simba> lol Excessive
22:24:00 <simba> these pix.. are flooring me
22:25:00 <atiaa> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMA6Fa1xII
22:25:00 <The_Baron> oh the strings
22:25:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burkhard Dallwitz - 'Its a jungle out their' UnderBelly (May 29, 2008) 4:10 - Category: Music - 111,827 - 339 likes (98.8%), 4 dislikes (1.2%)
22:25:00 <Serenity> oh thank god simba is alive
22:25:00 <Bastardly_One> simba distracts Excessive
22:25:00 <Bastardly_One> this is a good thing
22:25:00 <Bastardly_One> and yeah The_Baron
22:25:00 <ShadowLurker> its the dicks
22:25:00 <Excessive> ah ye dude .......... got around to the post office yet?
22:25:00 <Bastardly_One> this will make no sense to the kids at all
22:25:00 <Bastardly_One> not even this track
22:26:00 <The_Baron> though fuck why did he have to drop after with a fucking Pryda snare roll?
22:26:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:26:00 <simba> not yet + yes im alive today
22:26:00 <Bastardly_One> they're good mates
22:26:00 <Excessive> k
22:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I think he's been watching Eric play too much
22:26:00 <Bastardly_One> tbh
22:26:00 <The_Baron> well he only did it once
22:27:00 <The_Baron> not 6 times like every second track on the beatport 100
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> it's still a sin to us undergrounders *sniffs haughty*
22:27:00 <Excessive> [22:25] <ShadowLurker> its the dicks ............. "another chubbeh lil white collah rich stallah" blah blah blah ...........
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I want your opinion on the next one definitely
22:27:00 <Serenity> what are you even saying
22:27:00 <Bastardly_One> to me it's one of the strongest
22:27:00 <AliceInChains> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aMA6Fa1xII
22:27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Burkhard Dallwitz - 'Its a jungle out their' UnderBelly (May 29, 2008) 4:10 - Category: Music - 111,827 - 339 likes (98.8%), 4 dislikes (1.2%)
22:28:00 <AliceInChains> \/clear
22:28:00 <Bastardly_One> but I'm trying to find you the industrial guitar trac
22:28:00 <Bastardly_One> it's amazing
22:28:00 <Bastardly_One> come after a nine inch nails mix he did
22:28:00 <Bastardly_One> that's on their too for no reason
22:28:00 <simba> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ebad19McPgE
22:28:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Bogan Aussie vs Joker (full video) (Date not found) 1:45 - Category: Comedy - 17,062 - 2,558 likes (99.1%), 22 dislikes (0.9%)
22:28:00 <Bastardly_One> how subtle is this ending
22:29:00 <Bastardly_One> it's hidden in the "noise"
22:29:00 <Serenity> did Excessive just call ShadowLurker a fat ruch guy
22:29:00 <Serenity> rich
22:29:00 <Serenity> baller
22:29:00 <ShadowLurker> LOOL
22:29:00 <Excessive> they're lyrics
22:30:00 <Excessive> from ............
22:30:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron ... My personal favourite
22:30:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6o69eV6vLo
22:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Phantoms Can't Hang (Date not found) 9:17 - Category: Music - 158,638 - 2,524 likes (98.8%), 30 dislikes (1.2%)
22:30:00 <Excessive> do u want the link?
22:30:00 <Bastardly_One> you know My Pet Coelancth or however it's spelt
22:30:00 <The_Baron> yeah
22:30:00 <AliceInChains> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v17Zj-zqMmY
22:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Hyde - Them (Ft. Necro, Ill Bill and Goretex) (Dec 8, 2010) 5:16 - Category: Music - 154,690 - 937 likes (98.4%), 15 dislikes (1.6%)
22:30:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, Pets I might link after this before the one where he rips himself off
22:30:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vju2sFIaj6M
22:30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 - Ghosts 'n' Stuff feat. Rob Swire (with lyrics) (Dec 30, 2011) 5:16 - Category: Music - 918 views - 12 likes (92.3%), 1 dislikes (7.7%)
22:30:00 <Bastardly_One> but Phantoms
22:30:00 <Bastardly_One> is fucking ace!
22:31:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll like this
22:31:00 <Bastardly_One> but Pets next before the rip off as I think it should be heard by ears that get what I get out of EDM
22:32:00 <Bastardly_One> how simple is Phantoms
22:32:00 <Serenity> clark pools better than a beach in your own back yardddd
22:32:00 <The_Baron> these tracks must be so easy for him to mix live
22:32:00 <Bastardly_One> yes and no
22:32:00 <The_Baron> the structure is all setup u could match a track with ur eyes closed
22:32:00 <Bastardly_One> because he loves to play with shit live
22:33:00 <The_Baron> he does
22:33:00 <The_Baron> but even in his interviews he has said he could show anyone on the street how to play one of his sets
22:33:00 <Bastardly_One> fucks people up but his live show is usually different mixes to keep himself amused
22:33:00 <The_Baron> he aint about DJ'ing
22:33:00 <Bastardly_One> but you can hear how it's mean to be easy to do live
22:33:00 <Bastardly_One> *meant
22:33:00 <The_Baron> oh yeah
22:33:00 <The_Baron> I aint ragging on it
22:33:00 <AliceInChains> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyNRfyiF2nA
22:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mr. Hyde - The Crazies (Feat. Goretex, Ill Bill and Necro) (Jun 19, 2010) 5:40 - Category: Music - 51,043 - 287 likes (98.6%), 4 dislikes (1.4%)
22:33:00 <Bastardly_One> and he can just do what the fuck he wants this time
22:34:00 <The_Baron> I personally do it myself these days for my psy and techno
22:34:00 <Bastardly_One> instead of having to work his arse off with other albums
22:34:00 <Bastardly_One> it's a smart move
22:34:00 <The_Baron> production is more important to me than being all l33t at beat matching
22:34:00 <Excessive> wat does "clark pools better than a beach in your own back yardddd" mean ........... and who did ever mention pools?
22:34:00 <Skirmish> I hate it when my headphones won't take over from my speakers.
22:34:00 <The_Baron> vocal is lush
22:35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I wonder where it comes from
22:35:00 <The_Baron> I wonder...is that the Voices Of Prague VST
22:35:00 <The_Baron> or just from a sample library
22:35:00 <Bastardly_One> sounds it kind of doesn't it?
22:35:00 <The_Baron> it does
22:35:00 <Bastardly_One> but I suspect a sample library
22:35:00 <Bastardly_One> the production is definitely meant for the ease of doing it live
22:36:00 <Bastardly_One> it's very big but low fi in places
22:36:00 <The_Baron> mmm
22:36:00 <Bastardly_One> so hard to tell but damn it does
22:36:00 <Bastardly_One> you know why I tend to agree?
22:36:00 <The_Baron> why?
22:37:00 <Bastardly_One> the added bits to keep people guessing in that section
22:37:00 <Bastardly_One> that could of been a tad excessive if anyone else did it
22:37:00 <Bastardly_One> I should ask the lanky crafty smart arse
22:37:00 <Bastardly_One> I believe we could be right
22:37:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah listen when it comes back in
22:37:00 <Bastardly_One> cheeky lazy shit
22:38:00 <Bastardly_One> if it's not his production is the SHIT
22:38:00 <Prippit> Prippit
22:38:00 <The_Baron> it's so simple
22:38:00 <The_Baron> all in the same key all the way through
22:38:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit sherlock
22:38:00 <Bastardly_One> just different segues
22:39:00 <Bastardly_One> he's a master at it
22:40:00 <The_Baron> yeah tis a good listen. Like I said, stuff like this I'd want MDMA
22:40:00 <The_Baron> but it wouldn't hold me for a acid trip
22:41:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't find Pets yet
22:42:00 <Bastardly_One> but see if you can hear where he clearly rips off Raise Your Weapon
22:42:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gpspgp3QQqo
22:42:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: deadmau5 - Avaritia (Date not found) 6:44 - Category: Music - 421,608 - 5,692 likes (97.8%), 129 dislikes (2.2%)
22:42:00 <Bastardly_One> or is it another one?
22:43:00 <Bastardly_One> I think it's another ... this is the album opener by the way
22:43:00 <catcherintherye> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFa4wuY1zgk
22:43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Man who shot John Lennon (1988) (Date not found) 50:15 - Category: Education - 48,343 - 93 likes (85.3%), 16 dislikes (14.7%)
22:43:00 <Bastardly_One> OMG!
22:43:00 <Bastardly_One> listen to the FL drum loop!
22:43:00 <Bastardly_One> how the hell does he get away with that shit?
22:44:00 <Bastardly_One> the snare I mean
22:44:00 <Prippit> The same way Daft Punk got away with the FL Gross Beat in the Tron OST?
22:44:00 <The_Baron> the intro was a bit mneh to me
22:44:00 <The_Baron> but when the bass kicks in
22:44:00 <Prippit> Prippit
22:45:00 <Bastardly_One> I found the metalish track by the way
22:45:00 <The_Baron> cool
22:46:00 <The_Baron> and he gets away with that snare coz he gets paid enough to
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> uh huh
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> but the kids will hate that even
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> and that and My Pet thingo
22:46:00 <The_Baron> it's a pryda snare
22:46:00 <Bastardly_One> are the most accessable
22:47:00 <Bastardly_One> sure is
22:47:00 <Picard> fuck u all
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> all the same note yet again with the drop
22:48:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJ4A6RBHVHQ
22:48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Xavier - Melody Pool (Date not found) 3:45 - Category: Music - 3,316 - 38 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXNAVmtudE4
22:48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Deadmau5 - Silent Picture (HQ) (Date not found) 4:06 - Category: Music - 5,535 - 28 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
22:48:00 <Bastardly_One> be scared
22:49:00 <Bastardly_One> you'll find out
22:49:00 <catcherintherye> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAU6VBxJL6M
22:49:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: john lennon watching the wheels lyrics (Dec 31, 2009) 3:33 - Category: Music - 188,739 - 888 likes (96.5%), 32 dislikes (3.5%)
22:50:00 <The_Baron> the title makes sense
22:50:00 <Bastardly_One> deadmau5 doing his best NIN impression
22:50:00 <Bastardly_One> when the drum kicks in
22:51:00 <The_Baron> aah yeah
22:51:00 <Bastardly_One> makes sense
22:51:00 <The_Baron> this track needs a lead
22:51:00 <Bastardly_One> the track before it is his mix of the NIN track survivalism
22:52:00 <The_Baron> yeah in my head I can hear other musical flourishes that woulda made this epic
22:52:00 <The_Baron> is this meant for a soundtrack?
22:52:00 <catcherintherye> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dHUfy_YBps
22:52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Mind Games - John Lennon (Oct 9, 2006) 4:15 - Category: Music - 4,071,941 - 17,796 likes (98.8%), 221 dislikes (1.2%)
22:52:00 <Picard> Bastardly_One
22:53:00 <Bastardly_One> nope
22:53:00 <Bastardly_One> there's a few like that in certain way
22:53:00 <Bastardly_One> s
22:54:00 <Bastardly_One> oh you will like this
22:54:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-a-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/t1.0-9/10308902_10201422436837484_3744198994346790599_n.jpg
22:55:00 <The_Baron> bbs getting smokes
22:55:00 <johninja> cool pic
22:56:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/t1.0-9/10267768_10201275306559319_7299248216154142577_n.jpg
22:56:00 <johninja> digital artists always amazed me
22:56:00 <johninja> like how the fuck do they do it
22:56:00 <johninja> but one of my exes was a very tallented artist
22:56:00 <johninja> and she showed me her doing some via skype screenshare
22:57:00 <johninja> pretty amazing
22:57:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/t1.0-9/10444630_10201606678843419_7769653903164471654_n.jpg
22:58:00 <johninja> i'll bet their are people out there who would fap over that
22:58:00 <Excessive> hehehe
22:59:00 <Zade> gave me a woodie
22:59:00 <johninja> lol
22:59:00 <Lumeah> Lol
23:00:00 <Excessive> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpa1/t1.0-9/1743614_10200948821837405_1553273600_n.jpg
23:00:00 <johninja> aussis vs spain at 2am
23:00:00 <johninja> netherlnds chile 2am on 2
23:00:00 <johninja> cameroon brazil 6am
23:00:00 <catcherintherye> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UG5wEgT8DHw
23:00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: John Lennon - Watching The Wheels [New Master Exp.] [HD] (Dec 11, 2011) 4:33 - Category: Music - 34,596 - 290 likes (99%), 3 dislikes (1%)
23:00:00 <johninja> croatia mexico 6am on 2
23:01:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/t1.0-9/1513280_10200788949400694_1024009589_n.jpg
23:01:00 <johninja> (EST times)
23:01:00 <Excessive> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1493242_10200738868028691_488078503_n.jpg
23:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I'll be watching us lose on SBS
23:02:00 <couleurs> (BEST times)
23:02:00 <johninja> i'll probably just pike it
23:02:00 <Bastardly_One> I should be dead tired
23:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I think I'm running on vag fumes still
23:03:00 <johninja> been horny as fuck all day
23:03:00 <johninja> nd yeh
23:03:00 <johninja> ..
23:03:00 <Bastardly_One> tmi
23:03:00 <johninja> lol
23:03:00 <Bastardly_One> but yeah I'm after a hot gilf
23:03:00 <Bastardly_One> you seen the story behind that?
23:03:00 <johninja> no
23:03:00 <johninja> ohhh
23:03:00 <Bastardly_One> I can't do nothing ... way awks
23:03:00 <Zade> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij3BvYo0bSQ
23:03:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Niels Binias and The Walton Hoax - Catcher In The Rye (Ghostek Remix) (Date not found) 5:01 - Category: Music - 1,201 - 34 likes (89.5%), 4 dislikes (10.5%)
23:03:00 <johninja> when you got stood up or whatevs?
23:03:00 <Bastardly_One> welllllllllllllll, she's my friend's mum
23:04:00 <johninja> ahhh
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> where I was on the weekend
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> and her mum shows up yesterday
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> and was so clear we were texting each other across the room
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> and she's going bright red and her daughter is just eye rolling
23:04:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> but damn it
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> awks :(
23:05:00 <johninja> hmmm
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> my best chance yet and I can't go there damn it!
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> she's pretty too
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> for someone my age
23:05:00 <johninja> yeh going to have to get her mum away from the daughter
23:05:00 <johninja> like opposite day
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> when ya hit mid 40s
23:05:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's easy
23:06:00 <Bastardly_One> her mum was like ... I think my daughter has daddy issues ... so I'll drop around when you come down
23:06:00 <Bastardly_One> tell me that's not staking a claim
23:06:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:06:00 <Bastardly_One> yikes!
23:06:00 <johninja> ooh
23:06:00 <johninja> yeh that sounds like a messge
23:06:00 <johninja> you have her number?
23:06:00 <johninja> facebook?
23:07:00 <Bastardly_One> no need when she's on my FB
23:07:00 <johninja> sweet as
23:07:00 <johninja> drop some hints man
23:07:00 <johninja> like write on her pics or something
23:07:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I'm not into posting pics of others really
23:07:00 <johninja> "you look purty"
23:07:00 <Bastardly_One> but ... I'm show ya
23:07:00 <johninja> or words to that effect
23:07:00 <Bastardly_One> man I told her straight out
23:07:00 <johninja> hmm
23:07:00 <Bastardly_One> when you get really desperate
23:07:00 <Bastardly_One> lemme know :P
23:07:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:07:00 <johninja> lol
23:07:00 <johninja> not so smooth
23:07:00 <johninja> not bad though lol
23:08:00 <johninja> self depricating
23:08:00 <johninja> did she giggle?
23:08:00 <johninja> i think some like the chase
23:08:00 <johninja> the flirting
23:08:00 <Excessive> johninja, https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/1525027_10201135324859864_1645813240_n.jpg
23:08:00 <johninja> rather than the full frontal assualt
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> too good looking for someone like me
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> https://scontent-b-lax.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/t1.0-9/1619644_10152547256172656_1756502522_n.jpg
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> no she blushed
23:08:00 <johninja> oh i have seen her b4
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> that's how she was busted texting me across the room
23:08:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:08:00 <johninja> a long time ago
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that one
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> finally
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm patient
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> and no shit
23:09:00 <johninja> she's in your league imo
23:09:00 <johninja> hit it up
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> everything in the right places
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> she is so not in my league
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> she's too good for me
23:09:00 <johninja> only person holding you bck is yourself
23:09:00 <couleurs> B1 has a gf B1 has a gf B1 has a gf
23:09:00 <johninja> seriously
23:09:00 <Bastardly_One> she's too nice for a cunt like Me :P
23:09:00 <johninja> who says
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> but I am gonna give it a go
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> if i can
23:10:00 <johninja> its more about mental attraction at that age anyways i guess
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:10:00 <johninja> yeah play it cool bro
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> look, I'm happy we hit it off in person enough to have a good chat about nothing last night when I got home
23:10:00 <catcherintherye> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSIw09oqsYo
23:10:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street (Long Version) (Mar 19, 2011) 6:12 - Category: Music - 7,020,329 - 38,765 likes (98.5%), 573 dislikes (1.5%)
23:10:00 <Bastardly_One> she has some hot friends too yeah?
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> couleurs, not yet ... she'll wake up
23:11:00 <Excessive> 4http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPGTGT3NTg4
23:11:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Sam And The Bird - The Sheriff (Date not found) 4:36 - Category: Music - 596 views - 6 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> wait til I have a tantrum
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> then we'll see
23:11:00 <Bastardly_One> I also can't believe the daughter
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> who was in here for 10 mins on Sat night
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> goes to me
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> oh mum is probably just jealous
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> re: the daddy issues thing
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> and then pauses and says
23:12:00 <johninja> hmm
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she likes the coc
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> k
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> what?
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:12:00 <Bastardly_One> you can't say that about your mum
23:13:00 <couleurs> pics of filthy talken daughter pls
23:13:00 <johninja> lol
23:13:00 <johninja> haha
23:13:00 <Bastardly_One> you saw a pic of the daughter last night couleurs
23:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you were here
23:13:00 <johninja> you reckon the daughter trying to set you 2 up or what?.
23:13:00 <Bastardly_One> I was asking kind of about the awks of it all
23:13:00 <couleurs> no i diden't i left 2 go 2 somewhere
23:13:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I think in a way john
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> or more like
23:14:00 <catcherintherye> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NavVfpp-1L4
23:14:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here (Date not found) 5:42 - Category: Music - 10,790,769 - 42,529 likes (97.5%), 1,070 dislikes (2.5%)
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> it'll make both you old cunts happier and less miserable then I don't have to hear it
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> but the daughter is like a little sister to me
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> "who's your daddy?"
23:14:00 <Bastardly_One> insert creepy voice here
23:15:00 <johninja> lol yeh bit awks
23:15:00 <johninja> although not really
23:15:00 <johninja> as you already know her like
23:15:00 <johninja> it can be more wks meeting someone then trying to get along with their fam
23:15:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10440958_10152208684282379_4879146736335220903_n.jpg
23:15:00 <johninja> although if things do go bad?
23:15:00 <johninja> then you lose her too maybe
23:15:00 <Bastardly_One> mum for the win in the looks dept
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> they do look alike though right?
23:16:00 <johninja> yeh
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> see why it feels ... weird
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:16:00 <johninja> yeh i do now
23:16:00 <johninja> :/
23:16:00 <johninja> maybe do a woody allen
23:16:00 <catcherintherye> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0G1Ucw5HDg
23:16:00 <Bastardly_One> yet she did try to set me up a while ago
23:16:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eagles - Hotel California (Lyrics) (Date not found) 6:31 - Category: Music - 21,790,668 - 85,538 likes (97%), 2,622 dislikes (3%)
23:17:00 <TheRiddler> goodnight
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> but was like ... I don't think it's the right time just yet
23:17:00 <johninja> n
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> as her mum was having shit happening then
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> so ... maybe she does just want us both to get laid
23:17:00 <Bastardly_One> and stfu whinging
23:17:00 <johninja> yeh mn
23:18:00 <couleurs> pics of filthy talken daughter pls
23:18:00 <Bastardly_One> I showed ya one just then
23:18:00 <johninja> is the mum a bit loopy though?
23:18:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xap1/t1.0-9/10440958_10152208684282379_4879146736335220903_n.jpg
23:18:00 <Bastardly_One> ummmmmmmmmmmmm not loopy
23:18:00 <Excessive> "all in all it was all ............... JUS BRICKS IN THE WALL"
23:18:00 <couleurs> wow i thought that was the mom
23:18:00 <Excessive> true story
23:18:00 <Bastardly_One> anxiety and depression run on the female side of the family
23:18:00 <johninja> i see
23:18:00 <johninja> yeh she has something there i could see
23:18:00 <Excessive> happenned to me to
23:18:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh that's the daughter ... the blonde is the mum
23:18:00 <Excessive> o
23:19:00 <Bastardly_One> shit yeah john
23:19:00 <Bastardly_One> apparently over a decade ago a call to me saved her life
23:19:00 <johninja> reckon she would go off in the sack though
23:19:00 <Bastardly_One> not blowing my own trumpet but I never knew that until the weekend
23:19:00 <johninja> has that look too
23:19:00 <Skirmish> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWZ-pLUb9L8
23:19:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Frank SINATRA - High Hopes (Date not found) 2:26 - Category: Music - 61,148 -
23:19:00 <Bastardly_One> I don't want to know
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> her mum on the other hand
23:20:00 <johninja> oh i meant the mum
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> with everything in the entirely right places
23:20:00 <johninja> lol
23:20:00 <Skirmish> He's got hiiiiiigh hopes. Pie in sky hopes. B1's got hiiiiiigh hopes.
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> oooooooooooooooooooooh
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah she's been through a bit
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> think on this
23:20:00 <johninja> get her drunk get her high
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> the daughter is 30
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> the mum is 2mths younger than I
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> and I'm 45 in Sept
23:20:00 <johninja> mhm
23:20:00 <milk> anyone been to the planae aryan?
23:20:00 <Bastardly_One> so do the math
23:21:00 <milk> hello?
23:21:00 <Bastardly_One> but she seem to hold both her daughters together
23:21:00 <Bastardly_One> get this
23:21:00 <Skirmish> planae aryan? What is that?
23:21:00 <Bastardly_One> now the poor bitch has another teenager daughter
23:21:00 <Bastardly_One> just diagnosed with anxiety and depression
23:22:00 <milk> i cant say the letter between s an d u
23:22:00 <catcherintherye> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-NlR54PqLw
23:22:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eagles - Lying Eyes -HD (Jun 12, 2011) 6:25 - Category: Music - 3,804,166 - 10,989 likes (96.3%), 419 dislikes (3.7%)
23:22:00 <Excessive> u shouldah put ur thingeh in her n made a mini u when she called u ........... then she'd have somethin to adore abt that spesh moment
23:22:00 <milk> so I'm just wondering if anyone has been to the planae aryan?
23:22:00 <johninja> 2 daughters?
23:22:00 <johninja> thats it?
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> yep that I know of
23:22:00 <johninja> yeh shit have fun dealing with the teenager bro
23:22:00 <johninja> lolol
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> unless more are hidden
23:22:00 <Skirmish> No idea what you're talking about milk so not sure.
23:22:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh I met her as well
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> she's just moody
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> no hassle really
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> it's the daughter that is friends with me that is the worry
23:23:00 <johninja> tread lightly
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> she's smashed her mum more times than once
23:23:00 <johninja> like don't try be her dad
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
23:23:00 <Bastardly_One> don't be creepy
23:23:00 <johninja> lol
23:23:00 <johninja> yeh but you know wht teenagers are like
23:24:00 <johninja> or maybe not
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah but My tactic is always this with anyone that has that kind of shit
23:24:00 <milk> what about KFC, anyone been to KFC in the last 10 mins?
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm an ear if you want it ... otherwise ... I'll leave ya the fuck alone
23:24:00 <Bastardly_One> and talk general shit
23:24:00 <johninja> yep good policy
23:24:00 <Skirmish> KFC is closed dude.
23:24:00 <johninja> don't they have 24 hour KFCs?
23:24:00 <johninja> lame
23:25:00 <Zade> think chapel st is 24 hr
23:25:00 <Skirmish> None in my area.
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> zade, only club nights
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> not every night unless they changed that
23:25:00 <Bastardly_One> that was my local kfc
23:26:00 <johninja> there is 24 hour one in the cbd too
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> I tell you one thing about Melbourne though
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> not just going there for concerts and shit
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> like getting out of the CBD itself
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> you were right all the long john
23:26:00 <Bastardly_One> about the connection I have with the place
23:27:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm back soon as my little arse thinks it can afford to
23:27:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzgyjJQBYzU
23:27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Saskwatch - A Love Divine (Official Video) (Date not found) 2:43 - Category: Music - 6,715 - 69 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:27:00 <johninja> aws
23:27:00 <catcherintherye> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0e6RbzNltY
23:27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ill Bill - Gangsta Rap (Feb 3, 2011) 2:19 - Category: Music - 39,726 - 203 likes (97.1%), 6 dislikes (2.9%)
23:27:00 <johninja> biab cig~
23:27:00 <Bastardly_One> pz
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> if Serenity bans you
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> don't say you weren't warned
23:28:00 <Bastardly_One> she thinks your songs suck
23:32:00 <johninja> nini :p
23:32:00 <catcherintherye> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bi36gVJOj0
23:32:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dido-Thank You (Official Music Video) (Date not found) 3:14 - Category: Music - 10,885 - 63 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:33:00 <Bastardly_One> night
23:33:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_3Z4RGlwNU
23:33:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Fishies by The Cat Empire Lyrics (Date not found) 3:11 - Category: Music - 6,644 - 48 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
23:36:00 <catcherintherye> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Nhcv6Ho3ic
23:36:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Eazy-E - It's On (Nov 10, 2007) 5:03 - Category: Music - 7,510,137 - 23,786 likes (97.2%), 674 dislikes (2.8%)
23:38:00 <Serenity> shuddup
23:38:00 <Serenity> you ban him
23:38:00 <Serenity> hes permed anyway
23:39:00 <Excessive> needs a new perm
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> you
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> !
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm busy
23:39:00 <Bastardly_One> if I told you what doing you'd vomit
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, talking to the mother
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
23:40:00 <catcherintherye> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZL9fnVtz_lc
23:40:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Heat Shootout Scene [High Quality] (May 2, 2009) 0 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 947,066 - 4,371 likes (98.1%), 86 dislikes (1.9%)
23:40:00 <Serenity> just shut up
23:40:00 <Prippit> Prippit
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> you should be wishing me luck
23:40:00 <Bastardly_One> I've finally found something to make you ill
23:41:00 <Bastardly_One> the sadist in me finds that in itself quite funny
23:42:00 <Excessive> "gonnah make yah sweat till yah bleed"
23:42:00 <Excessive> wat's that from?
23:42:00 <Excessive> again?
23:42:00 <Excessive> ol tune
23:42:00 <Excessive> but doesn't come to mind atm
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> can't remember
23:42:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah don't expect me to think yet
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> until the potential vag goes to sleep
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> pass Serenity a bucket will ya?
23:43:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
23:43:00 <Excessive> like a big arse paint bucket or jus the plastic 10lt 1?
23:44:00 <Bastardly_One> big arse one
23:44:00 <Bastardly_One> I think she is going to be violently ill
23:44:00 <Bastardly_One> :D
23:44:00 <Excessive> or them bigger laundry type ones?
23:44:00 <Bastardly_One> innit cute how she's "ignoring" me now?
23:44:00 <Bastardly_One> dunno, ask how ill she feels
23:44:00 <Sponge> http://youtu.be/VuoHdqZNrLc
23:44:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: (Void) - Category: People &amp; Blogs - 40,074 - 453 likes (88.3%), 60 dislikes (11.7%)
23:45:00 <Bastardly_One> Serenity
23:45:00 <Bastardly_One> oh Serenity
23:46:00 <Excessive> is it criss cross? ............. gonnah make u jump jump, gonnah make u sweat till yah bleed
23:47:00 <Excessive> not sure, but somethin from abt that era
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> my brain refuses to work
23:49:00 <Bastardly_One> and I am trying to think which piece of shit that comes from
23:50:00 <catcher> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_rIYXfztyxA
23:50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Ultimate Gangster Collection (Contemporary) - Heat - Face 2 Face (Date not found) 1:46 - Category: Entertainment - 209,224 - 659 likes (98.5%), 10 dislikes (1.5%)
23:50:00 <catcher> wrong link
23:50:00 <catcher> nah wait
23:50:00 <catcher> thats ok
23:50:00 <catcher> coffee
23:50:00 <Bastardly_One> got it
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> CC Music Factory - Everybody Dance Now
23:51:00 <Bastardly_One> say thank you cunt
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> I mean Gonna Make You Sweat was the album that was on and a song too
23:52:00 <Bastardly_One> say thank you
23:53:00 <Bastardly_One> Excessive
23:53:00 <catcher> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW37AGZ0Pj0
23:53:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Bad Guy Speech (Scarface) (May 6, 2011) 1:45 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 78,113 - 566 likes (99.1%), 5 dislikes (0.9%)
23:54:00 <catcher> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dW37AGZ0Pj0
23:54:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Bad Guy Speech (Scarface) (May 6, 2011) 1:45 - Category: Film &amp; Animation - 78,113 - 566 likes (99.1%), 5 dislikes (0.9%)
23:55:00 <Excessive> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=010KyIQjkTk
23:55:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Kris Kross - Jump (Sep 24, 2010) 3:18 - Category: Music - 16,112,719 - 69,974 likes (96.5%), 2,543 dislikes (3.5%)
23:55:00 <Excessive> and
23:55:00 <Excessive> yes it is C&C
23:55:00 <Excessive> I jus found it too
23:55:00 <Excessive> n thnx
23:56:00 <Excessive> btw
23:56:00 <Excessive> \o.
23:56:00 <catcher> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxm_mwz9sRo
23:56:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: MC Hammer - U Can t Touch This (Jun 28, 2010) 4:20 - Category: Music - 895,777 - 2,490 likes (97.9%), 54 dislikes (2.1%)
23:58:00 <Excessive> I've touched many ........... ur post is invalid man
23:59:00 <Serenity> how many women have you slept with Excessive
23:59:00 <Maurice> Probably less than me
23:59:00 <Prippit> Do siblings count?
23:59:00 <Excessive> ummmmmmmmmmmmmm ................ as in seein mabbe over 10-ish