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06:00 <Bastardly_One> a prostitute just told me she'd do anything for $20
07:00 <Bastardly_One> guess who's getting their house cleaned
07:00 <doctor> i bet she wouldn't if you paid her $20 to sit down for an hour and preach her passages from the bible
08:00 <The_Baron> hahaha
19:00 <Kynetic> i do that with prostitutes all the time
19:00 <Kynetic> sit there and read them leviticus
25:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB979KMd6h4
26:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Streets ft. Mistah Fab (Aug 26, 2013) 4:00 - Category: Music - 7,046 views - 57 likes (96.6%), 2 dislikes (3.4%)
26:00 <doctor> I do too but I let them finish me off after 55minutes
27:00 <doctor> if i'm lucky enough that is
57:00 <beehhh> busy week this is
58:00 <doctor> great plans beehhh, great plans
03:00 <beehhh> doctor have u been to darwin before mate
03:00 <doctor> i haven't
04:00 <doctor> i wouldnt turn down a visit though
04:00 <beehhh> seems great 
04:00 <beehhh> maybe i'll visit one day from UK dont like UK thou too many curries
05:00 <beehhh> people misled people everywhere
05:00 <beehhh> i listen to ABC radio 4-6hrs per day
17:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty steb
22:00 <Scramble> wb
27:00 <PandasDontDrive> ty
30:00 <Fez> Cars on tv
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> gonna get this pedo druggie done on friday
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> lol
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> fucker owned up, casually, saying about this headset that was stolen from my place
15:00 <PandasDontDrive> la la
16:00 <PandasDontDrive> goes on a rant on the phone about these three school girls he was following and spun out shit
20:00 <Scramble> you have cool mates
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> nah not a mate
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> some fucker ive been stuck with rocking up now and then
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> been mulling over this for a couple weeks
30:00 <PandasDontDrive> just thinking best thing is to set him up and get him done, off streets, guy he said robbed me is already in prison apparently.
48:00 <BlackDevil> PandasDontDrive
48:00 <BlackDevil> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzt2pi75GeQ
48:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Full House Without Michelle: Potty Training (Apr 7, 2014) 1:46 - Category: Entertainment - No views - 0 likes (0%), 0 dislikes (0%)
59:00 <\romeo> Grooveshark Mobile Applications 
59:00 <\romeo> &nbsp;by&nbsp;Nelly Furtado
01:00 <\romeo> * Disconnected
01:00 <\romeo> * Attempting to rejoin channel #melbourne
03:00 <\romeo> so stoned
04:00 <\romeo> lets eat shit
09:00 <\romeo> * \romeo: You're not a channel (half)operator
10:00 <\romeo> dead hours
10:00 <\romeo> stuffed my face tonight
13:00 <\romeo> hi joober
16:00 <\romeo> kkkkk2BLUE SKIES AND BLUE EYES
18:00 <\romeo> * Now talking in #melbourne
18:00 <\romeo> * Topic is 'aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe BaSTaRDLY_oNe?|| Serenity is great <3 BlackDevil'
18:00 <\romeo> * Set by Serenity on Mon Apr 07 11:57:25
20:00 <\romeo> smoke
20:00 <\romeo> weed
20:00 <\romeo> fools
20:00 <\romeo> `seen god
20:00 <prowl> \romeo, I found 4 matches to your query: Lowlife, Sicko, God, spoolinboost. Lowlife ([email protected]) was last seen quitting #melbourne 9 weeks 2 days 19 hours 43 minutes ago (01.02. 07:36) stating "Quit: I didnt even get a bye :" after spending 1 hour 18 minutes there.
31:00 <joober> Hi \romeo
31:00 <joober> *better late than never*
39:00 <BlackDevil> i have a 4 hour erection
42:00 <gremlinz> http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2599052/BREAKING-NEWS-Peaches-Geldof-dead-BBC-reports.html
50:00 <BlackDevil> gremz
15:00 <gremlinz> wat
41:00 <simba> 4:1)
54:00 <simba> With FXX’s pick up of seasons 11 and 12 of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia, (10 episodes each season), not only will Sunny become the longest-running live-action comedy series in cable history, its 12 seasons will tie My Three Sons for the second longest running live-action comedy in television history.
04:00 <BlackDevil> k
05:00 <simba> be quiet BlackDevil
05:00 <BlackDevil> no
05:00 <simba> please
05:00 <simba> for #melbournes sake
06:00 <BlackDevil> no
07:00 <simba> cant you at least shoot your friend Q like a normal american 
08:00 <simba> you have a gun right
10:00 <BlackDevil> no
10:00 <BlackDevil> Q{{_student4Hotties doesnt have a gun
11:00 <simba> thats... not what i was asking
17:00 <BlackDevil> Urbanites have apparently found an answer to rural California's long nefarious history of cow-tipping. A group of men in San Francisco have allegedly taken to car-tipping.
18:00 <BlackDevil> Three Smart cars were "tipped over" late Sunday or early Monday, local media reported. The pint-sized, two-door coupes were either set on their hind quarters or tipped completely over.
33:00 <simba> so you own a gun BlackDevil?
48:00 <Crispy> Hey hey
52:00 <Crispy> Chow
15:00 <johninja> poofy loofy
16:00 <johninja> love that dude
26:00 <johninja> loofys cool
26:00 <johninja> sheesh
26:00 <johninja> mel is jelly
30:00 <johninja> 456+
33:00 <xm> The Lovable Loof
34:00 <johninja> yeah he is hey
55:00 <johninja> ham
55:00 <{LeE}> cheese
57:00 <johninja> tiger bread
57:00 <johninja> rawr
57:00 <{LeE}> huh?
57:00 <johninja> its this cool bread
57:00 <johninja> got some from bakers delight
58:00 <{LeE}> ohh kool
01:00 <xm> they call it tiger bread because when you cut it open it's all stripey -- it's like what cutting into the ass end of Nyan Cat would be like
14:00 <{LeE}> ohh ok
18:00 <johninja> lol
21:00 <{LeE}> mrvdv
21:00 <{LeE}> hihi
23:00 <mrvdv> hii
23:00 <{LeE}> how r ya
23:00 <mrvdv> yeh not bad\
24:00 <{LeE}> kool kool
25:00 <simba> BlackDevil what kind of gun do you own
36:00 <xm> Internet service providers such as Telstra Corp, SingTel-Optus, iiNet and TPG Telecom are headed for a new round of talks with the entertainment industry over a plan to issue warnings to consumers who download videos and music they do not ow
36:00 <xm> get fucked
36:00 <xm> they're at it again
36:00 <Fernlea> :/
39:00 <simba> how are authorities supposed to find out what you already own physically
39:00 <xm> it would probably never amount to anything, but it's still annoying that they're trying
40:00 <simba> i like how it says theyre in talks with "the entertainment industry"
40:00 <xm> heh yeah
40:00 <simba> like yes hello this is the entertainment industry what is the problem
40:00 <xm> i.e. wasting more time
41:00 <simba> yes putting you through to Music now 
30:00 <BlackDevil> my balls are sore
30:00 <g^style> stop stabbing them
35:00 <Fernlea> blueballz~
50:00 <{LeE}> school holidays, so like can we act like the next two weeks are public holidays and get drunk in the morning?
56:00 <BlackDevil> Miley Cyrus Cancels 30 Mins Before Show -- Too Sick to Sing
56:00 <BlackDevil> too bad lee
56:00 <BlackDevil> sucks for you
00:00 <{LeE}> BlackDevil it's Mel/Kelevra
00:00 <{LeE}> not lee
00:00 <BlackDevil> i dont care mate
00:00 <{LeE}> lee is indisposed with a cock in her vadge
00:00 <{LeE}> you're a mate
00:00 <{LeE}> fuck you bro
01:00 <BlackDevil> i dont what her vagina is filled with
01:00 <BlackDevil> it could be a semi truck
01:00 <{LeE}> you're a semi truck but I'd still do you
04:00 <BlackDevil> f
05:00 <simba> nobody cares about miley cirus in this channel
05:00 <{LeE}> yeah that's true hey
06:00 <Fernlea> which one is miley cirus?
06:00 <{LeE}> the bald chick who sings that wrecking ball song
06:00 <{LeE}> billy ray cirus' bitch daughter
07:00 <{LeE}> she's a total whorey hussy
07:00 <Fernlea> ah yeh
07:00 <{LeE}> like maurice
07:00 <{LeE}> =P
07:00 <Fernlea> lol
07:00 <Fernlea> Maurice probs still asleep
07:00 <Fernlea> fucking westies
07:00 <{LeE}> yeah 
08:00 <{LeE}> wank like an egyptian
17:00 <CannibalClown> anyone seen my mate?
18:00 <Fernlea> B1?
18:00 <Fernlea> i think i saw his face on a milk carton this morning
19:00 <Fernlea> or that could have just been some mould
19:00 <{LeE}> you're a milk carton
19:00 <Fernlea> i have something in my front pocket for you
20:00 <{LeE}> creepy cunt
21:00 <Fernlea> https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10171662_373860389420754_1671166957_n.jpg 
22:00 <Fernlea> learn to do shadow puppets
22:00 <Fernlea> so you can entertain me 
22:00 <{LeE}> you're a puppet
22:00 <Fernlea> that moose looks shit
22:00 <Fernlea> just sayin'
23:00 <Fernlea> and that looks nothing like a cock
23:00 <Fernlea> i'll do that one
23:00 <{LeE}> you look like a cock
24:00 <Fernlea> i kinda do i guess
24:00 <{LeE}> I'm confused as to what I want my darling
24:00 <Fernlea> is that why you love me?
24:00 <Fernlea> hmm
24:00 <Fernlea> shower sex?
24:00 <Fernlea> coffee?
24:00 <{LeE}> hrmmm
25:00 <Fernlea> i want buds
25:00 <BlackDevil> full blow aids!
25:00 <BlackDevil> LOL
25:00 <Fernlea> give me monies
25:00 <{LeE}> go get some
25:00 <{LeE}> we'll go iga after I do the washing and I'll get you some cash
25:00 <Fernlea> wow
25:00 <Fernlea> i was jks
25:00 <Fernlea> sweet deal
26:00 <{LeE}> anything for your pretty face
38:00 <omfgbbqhax> Mmmmmmmmmmmm
41:00 <lapotr> Fernlea is it true you used to to be into choking yourself?
43:00 <PietSAbabe> Ohh man Im sexy
53:00 <{LeE}> I like your stench
54:00 <Serenity> auto asphyxiation?
55:00 <Fernlea> who is lapotr and why is it talking to me?
55:00 <{LeE}> it likes you
55:00 <Fernlea> pretty sure once you get into something like that you don't really 'used' to be into it
56:00 <{LeE}> it wants a container of your semen
56:00 <Fernlea> lol
56:00 <Fernlea> the going rate is $150
56:00 <Fernlea> will give you mates rates though
56:00 <Fernlea> $120
56:00 <PietSAbabe> {LeE} will buy it by the tub
56:00 <PietSAbabe> :p
56:00 <Fernlea> lmao
56:00 <{LeE}> well if I were lee I could respond
57:00 <PietSAbabe> I feeling really bad
57:00 <PietSAbabe> I been going into the ocean
57:00 <PietSAbabe> Making *ping* noises
57:00 <PietSAbabe> The chinese think im a black box:/
58:00 <{LeE}> you don't seem rational PietSAbabe
59:00 <Fernlea> no need for racism
59:00 <PietSAbabe> No one is rational when they think they're a whale
59:00 <Serenity> i have the urge to watch ferris bueller
00:00 <{LeE}> love that movie
09:00 <Fez> Hi
16:00 <simba> <{LeE}> you don't seem rational PietSAbabe <PietSAbabe> No one is rational when they think they're a whale
16:00 <simba> lmao
16:00 <simba> hes been on his apartment floor since friday night, genuinely believing hes a whale
17:00 <simba> he called up his brother to come spray him with a hose or he will die
17:00 <Fez> Lol wtf
17:00 <Serenity> LOL
17:00 <Serenity> simba makes me giggle
18:00 <Fernlea> ahhaha
18:00 <Fernlea> i'm glad the Serenity/simba relationship is blossoming
19:00 <Serenity> simba wants me. He just cant admit it. its IRC taboo
20:00 <Fernlea> everyone wants Serenity
23:00 <Fez> I want ham and cheese toasties
23:00 <{LeE}> LOL simba
24:00 <Serenity> you should change your name while you're using irc.. everyone will think you're lee
24:00 <{LeE}> oh yeah true
28:00 <simba> ive always admitted it xD
29:00 <simba> im hoping 2 sell this gold cross i have today which might be worth a bunch
29:00 <simba> because fuck jesus!!!!!!!!!!!
30:00 <Kelevra> pic?
32:00 <simba> No PiC
34:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> ppl with small penis are known to write pic as "PiC"
34:00 <Serenity> people with mental handicaps are known to be named Q
35:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> u can tell by size of their thumb in proportion to their body
36:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> oh btw serenita is on my partial ignore list
36:00 <simba> a clever way to avoid asking for a pic of my cock, but youre not getting it
37:00 <CannibalClown> oh btw youre a complete cockwit
40:00 <Serenity> partial
40:00 <Serenity> lol
40:00 <CannibalClown> only sometimes ignored
41:00 <CannibalClown> maybe it ignores half of your sentences
42:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> simba isnt on my ignore list yet
43:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> goes to show how much worse serenita is compared to simba
44:00 <beehhh> poor dad died at Wyong after being shot in the head by hey day
44:00 <beehhh> bob gildof's daughter died on meth OD
44:00 <Fernlea> wish it was you
45:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> who u, Fernlea?
45:00 <simba> ur opinion doesnt matter Q
47:00 <beehhh> darwin is good due to less population
49:00 <Fernlea> someone you need not concern yourself with Q
50:00 <Fernlea> just stay out of my way
50:00 <Fernlea> capice?
50:00 <beehhh> Hey dad is being setup for molesting 6 yo in the 80's
51:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> maybe
51:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> maybe not
51:00 <beehhh> how old are you Fernlea?
51:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> cant tell me what to do! :/
53:00 <Fernlea> you can make your own decisions at your own risk
53:00 <Fernlea> don't blame me for wht happens
53:00 <Fernlea> you were warned
53:00 <beehhh> i remember watching live of charles n diana's wedding in black n white tele
54:00 <beehhh> are you xena the warrior
59:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpV4kmMlSzw
59:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dame Kiri Te Kanawa sings "Summertime" - "Porgy and Bess" (Apr 9, 2008) 4:14 - Category: Music - 53,433 views - 98 likes (93.3%), 7 dislikes (6.7%)
59:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> nice song :)
00:00 <BlackDevil> not really mate
00:00 <doctor> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hieTxQ0oJPc
00:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Dylan Moran - What It Is (Nov 29, 2011) 01:17:28 - Category: Comedy - 1,051,023 views - 8,108 likes (97.7%), 191 dislikes (2.3%)
00:00 <Fernlea> nice@moran
00:00 <Fernlea> awesome comedian
01:00 <Fernlea> i like his irish hair joke
01:00 <doctor> haha yeah
01:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> how many mickey rooney movies u seen BlackDevil ?
01:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i think he made over 200 movies
02:00 <Serenity> http://cdn.funnie.st/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/HrZFMYc1.jpg
02:00 <Q{{_student4Hotties> i seen most of it
02:00 <Serenity> Q's life in a nutshell
02:00 <Fernlea> hmm
03:00 <BlackDevil> from 0 Q{{_student4Hotties?
03:00 <Fernlea> that would explain why Kelevra has been talking like  chipmunk
03:00 <Serenity> lol
03:00 <Serenity> shes in loooove
04:00 <BlackDevil> she sounds like a train horn to me
04:00 <Fernlea> lol she only speaks to you because you z-line her if she doesn't
04:00 <Fernlea> bit gimpy imo
04:00 <BlackDevil> i zlined her?
04:00 <Fernlea> sheah
06:00 <beehhh> https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/1620665_10152717452858625_3857637459363285749_n.jpg
06:00 <beehhh> somewhere in perth
07:00 <Fernlea> k
07:00 <Fernlea> who are you stalking now?
08:00 <beehhh> straya
10:00 <CannibalClown> dont come here
10:00 <CannibalClown> we dont want you
10:00 <beehhh> yeah i wouldnt fit in with bunch of asian
10:00 <Serenity> hes not allowed to come here
11:00 <Serenity> we kicked his arse out n hes been sulking since
11:00 <BlackDevil> waiting for the walking dead to come out online
11:00 <beehhh> new legislation is commuter should pay on the spot cash fines
12:00 <beehhh> bummer for an upshit creek
15:00 <beehhh> bummer for an upshit creek
22:00 <beehhh> lolol
27:00 <Q{> omg what happened
27:00 <Q{> someone kicked and banned me?
27:00 <Q{> me?!
30:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BBsF7VIQyo
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: The Pussycat Dolls - Hush Hush; Hush Hush (Nov 24, 2009) 4:14 - Category: Music - 56,541,990 views - 106,156 likes (97.2%), 3,097 dislikes (2.8%)
36:00 <Q{> omg i missed out on international pillow fight day on saturday
37:00 <BlackDevil> awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
37:00 <BlackDevil> we can have a pillow fight in your bed tonight Q
38:00 <Q{> u have no chance BlackDevil 
38:00 <Q{> i'd packed my pillows with stones
38:00 <Fez> Q
39:00 <Q{> yeh fez
39:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La5e4X5sCMA&list=PLT-8ArcI3ui41MK2xbtY6NtFOxJCUC2Fs
39:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Interstate - I Found You (Jul 19, 2009) 8:16 - Category: Music - 681,821 views - 3,649 likes (98%), 73 dislikes (2%)
40:00 <Q{> just random songs
40:00 <Q{> i just click anything
40:00 <Fez> U click men?
41:00 <Fez> Hey q. Do you play pool?
41:00 <BlackDevil> he plays anal
42:00 <Q{> yeh i used to play pool
42:00 <Fez> He is allowed
42:00 <Fez> Not my thing though
43:00 <BlackDevil> archer is on
43:00 <BlackDevil> cyril got shot
45:00 <Fez> Never seen it
45:00 <Fez> Which reminds me. I need to get new GoT
45:00 <BlackDevil> seen that new episode
45:00 <BlackDevil> no more incest
45:00 <BlackDevil> sorry bro
46:00 <Fez> Gay
49:00 <Fez> So ill watch that tonight
50:00 <Fez> I forget all there names now
50:00 <Fez> Except for sansa
59:00 <ZeroDistance> fuck i hate these stupid white lines *ctrl L*
03:00 <druff> Im cooking sandwiches with ham and cheese on them
03:00 <druff> U like ham?
06:00 <{o_o}> :)
06:00 <{o_o}_Pieter_{o_o}> :))
07:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Ba3whaha
08:00 <BlackDevil> ?
08:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Im even more awesomer !
08:00 <BlackDevil> sure
09:00 <BlackDevil> why not
10:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> :p
12:00 <Serenity> ^
13:00 <BlackDevil> ^
13:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity and I are mates
15:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Heh
15:00 <Serenity> yeah we are
16:00 <fez> Mates are great
16:00 <BlackDevil> we got matching mIRC tattoos
16:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Mmmmm
16:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Mates
16:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Nomnomnom
17:00 <Serenity> yep i got that lil mirc symbol
17:00 <fez> On the left buttock?
17:00 <Serenity> tramp stamp
19:00 <fez> Ure not are u?
19:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> \\\\\\\\\
19:00 <Serenity> not what
20:00 <fez> Nm
22:00 <fez> Im gunna get pet rescue saga
22:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> I clicked it on facebook and then it downloaded and i went wah
22:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Especially after i played it and everyone gets a hiugher score than me:(
23:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> I was awesome at puzzle bobble but not any of the saga games
24:00 <Q{> this is what i just clicked:
24:00 <Q{> http://www.pri.org/stories/2014-04-07/message-us-drone-pilots-we-are-not-bugs
24:00 <fez> Im not clicking it
25:00 <Q{> yeh its a bit rich for me to click it too
25:00 <Q{> i can hardly afford such precious time
26:00 <fez> Time cant be given back
29:00 <BlackDevil> Q{ mate http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/2001_Scary_Movie_2/fhd001SCM2_Kathleen_Robertson_008.jpg
30:00 <fez> She looks cross eyed
31:00 <Q{> i think i got enuf resources to amuse her for a few hours
31:00 <fez> Reckon she irc's
31:00 <fez> ?
32:00 <Q{> nope
32:00 <Q{> too busy organizing her dating schedules
32:00 <Q{> -ing
33:00 <fez> Shes lame then
34:00 <Q{>  Internet speeds are improving, with 5.6 million people now achieving speeds above 8 Mbps. 
34:00 <Q{> lol
34:00 <Q{> mere 8mbs
34:00 <BlackDevil> still go
34:00 <BlackDevil> od
42:00 <The_Baron> mneh
44:00 <fez> Dialup was the shiz
45:00 <Q{> Crucial details in 30 New York trials went unrecorded because the court typist was writing "I hate my job, I hate my job" over and over instead, it has emerged. At least 10 convictions could be overturned after stenographer Daniel Kochanski failed to deliver the transcripts judges were expecting.
46:00 <fez> Lol
56:00 <johninja> hehe
02:00 <fez> Sucks when u go eat somthin cuz ya hungry but it just makes u feel sick
03:00 <Q{> so what u eat?
03:00 <Q{> so we can learn from it
03:00 <BlackDevil> i hate burger
03:00 <BlackDevil> with
03:00 <BlackDevil> pineapple
03:00 <BlackDevil> ate
03:00 <BlackDevil> dont hate
03:00 <Q{> gross
05:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> I dunno which is better
05:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Akta-vite or ovaltine
05:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> They both yummy :(
05:00 <johninja> your nick is almost as annoying as you
05:00 <johninja> congrats
05:00 <fez> I ate a toastie
05:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Igot the oven on for piees
05:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Piets 
05:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Piets in the oven are pies
06:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> And not the mag kind
06:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Pieterpie
07:00 <fez> Lol john
07:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Dont lol
08:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> He'll think hes funny
08:00 <fez> I find john amusing
09:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Being funny looking and being funny are not the same
09:00 <fez> Good joke maker
09:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> They have funny in both but NOTthe same
09:00 <johninja> fez is pretty funny too
09:00 <fez> No they arent
09:00 <johninja> piet not so much
09:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Ill get your approval sooner or later
10:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Think im gonna root this device soon
10:00 <fez> Whats it like to never be laughed with peit?
10:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Fuckin still running 4.1.2 on this and im bored
10:00 <johninja> people only laugh at piet
10:00 <johninja> not with him
10:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> fez: frustrating
11:00 <fez> Cool
11:00 <johninja> 0_o
12:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> NO ITS NOT OK
12:00 <fez> Shoosh
13:00 <fez> Rightio
13:00 <BlackDevil> this is cool http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=372_1396924779
13:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: One wild dive from bridge to water (Date: Apr-3-2014, 1 hour ago) - Views: 203 - Played: 2759
15:00 <BlackDevil> people are stupid http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=4e2_1396910578
15:00 <BlackDevil> LiveLeak: Smoking Bed Bugs to get HIGH (Date: Apr-7-2014, 4 hours ago) - Views: 1524 - Played: 3917
15:00 <Bastardly_One> rain rain go away ... oh, this is Ballarat ... MY bad
16:00 <fez> Didnt think before typing hey?
16:00 <Bastardly_One> you'd know all about that
16:00 <CannibalClown> lol
16:00 <fez> I asked a question dude
17:00 <BlackDevil> what question?
17:00 <Serenity> evidently its your speciality with the bullshit you were spinning yesterday before you ran off
17:00 <Bastardly_One> it's called being sarcastic/flippant etc
17:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
17:00 <Bastardly_One> do what? I wasn't here all afternoon
17:00 <CannibalClown> went into hiding
17:00 <Bastardly_One> I can actually prove where I was 
17:00 <fez> Oh lol
17:00 <BlackDevil> Serenity do you cow tip?
18:00 <CannibalClown> spies everywhere
18:00 <Serenity> there are no cows where i live BlackDevil
18:00 <BlackDevil> is cow tipping an australian thing?
18:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah well get new spies
18:00 <Serenity> dont pretend you werent being a psycho yesterday morning Bastardly_One everyone tells on you
18:00 <Bastardly_One> I was actually in a different city most of the day 
18:00 <CannibalClown> :}
19:00 <Serenity> the personal bans or the paranoid rants about bots spying on you.. bots that existed years before anyone knew who you were
19:00 <CannibalClown> aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe BaSTaRDLY_oNe?
19:00 <Bastardly_One> oh the one kick 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I own up to that 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> that was pure shit stirring
19:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs ... cry much?
19:00 <CannibalClown> bullshit
19:00 <Serenity> everything you do is pure shit stirring, arrogant and plain paranoia
19:00 <Serenity> no one is crying.
19:00 <CannibalClown> haha
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I think you aer 
19:00 <Bastardly_One> *are
20:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm not bringing it up 
20:00 <Serenity> im calling you out where people can see it. not hussling around in pms being a coward like you do
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you're balling your eyes out it seems
20:00 <Serenity> yeah really cut up lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> seems it 
20:00 <CannibalClown> he is
20:00 <Bastardly_One> you keep going on about it 
20:00 <CannibalClown> raging like a motherfucker
20:00 <Serenity> cause we can see im going around whoising bots pretending peopel created them to spy on me
20:00 <Serenity> lol
20:00 <Bastardly_One> now, if that is all ... move on 
20:00 <CannibalClown> last grip of power
20:00 <Serenity> 'keep going on'
21:00 <Serenity> i bought it up once
21:00 <CannibalClown> what a psychopathic thing to do
21:00 <Serenity> stop creating things that arent there. cause everyone can see what you are. thats why they tell me everything. even the ones you think are safe
21:00 <Bastardly_One> still going
22:00 <Bastardly_One> stfu ... find a new target 
22:00 <Bastardly_One> move on
22:00 <CannibalClown> LOL
22:00 <Serenity> lol STOP
22:00 <Serenity> god.. how dumb can you be
22:00 <CannibalClown> very
22:00 <Serenity> making it up doesnt make it real
22:00 <CannibalClown> it does on meth
24:00 <Q{> Large doses of coffee can be lethal. Ten grams, or 100 cups over 4 hours, can kill the average human.
24:00 <CannibalClown> *12:18:34 PM* <Bastardly_One> I was actually in a different city most of the day <-- sucking pieters dick for a point
24:00 <CannibalClown> try it out Q
25:00 <CannibalClown> let us know
25:00 <Serenity> 10 grams
25:00 <Serenity> isnt like a teaspoon 5 grams?
25:00 <Serenity> or is that mg
25:00 <Serenity> i think its mg
25:00 <Bastardly_One> it's more that 10 grams
25:00 <CannibalClown> is that 10g of caffiene tho
25:00 <Serenity> oh
25:00 <Serenity> good point
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ten grams wouldn't be enough to kill you would it?
26:00 <Serenity> ive had too much caffine before... not enough to 'OD' obv but wow it was awful
26:00 <CannibalClown> stop crying b1
26:00 <BlackDevil> 4.76grams = 1 teaspoon
26:00 <Bastardly_One> what about that concentrated Guarana or whatever it is??
26:00 <Q{> monster drink is probably equivalent of 4-5 cups
26:00 <Serenity> a 500ml can of mother/v/redbull is 2 cups of coffee
26:00 <BlackDevil> Q{ after work lets go bowling
27:00 <CannibalClown> *12:26:54 PM* <%BlackDevil> Q{ after work lets go blowing
27:00 <CannibalClown> fixed
27:00 <BlackDevil> also that
27:00 <Serenity> heyy be nice
27:00 <Serenity> BlackDevil is my mate
27:00 <Q{> nah im too tired for that
27:00 <BlackDevil> im not saying now
27:00 <CannibalClown> Bastardly_One's my mate
27:00 <Q{> i usually splatter the pins when i bowl
27:00 <Serenity> hes quirky and fun
27:00 <Serenity> bd that is
27:00 <CannibalClown> lol
28:00 <BlackDevil> or should i play golf tomorrow
28:00 <CannibalClown> hes ok i suppose
28:00 <CannibalClown> for a murikan
28:00 <fez> Not the same without him here
28:00 <BlackDevil> murica
28:00 <Serenity> golf seems kinda dull
28:00 <BlackDevil> but its faster than cricket
29:00 <Serenity> cricket IS dull
29:00 <CannibalClown> cricket is the worst sport ever
29:00 <fez> Cricket is great
29:00 <Serenity> and you gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket
29:00 <Kelevra> crickets boring
29:00 <fez> Pff
29:00 <Kelevra> ask dave, that's why he smokes weed
29:00 <Kelevra> HEY FEZTICLE
29:00 <fez> Hi kelevra
29:00 <Kelevra> crumpet cricket? sezz pls explain
29:00 <CannibalClown> handz up whos crying right now
30:00 <Kelevra> not me. I think john is though
30:00 <Serenity> hang on
30:00 <CannibalClown> TMNT
30:00 <Kelevra> he seems pretty butthurt
30:00 <CannibalClown> b1 is crying but he doesnt wanna raise his hand
30:00 <Kelevra> he's weird sometimes
30:00 <fez> Kiss it better
30:00 <Serenity> http://youtu.be/Oc_CesMUb5E
30:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: You've gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket. (May 3, 2012) 0:21 - Category: Entertainment - 8,480 views - 31 likes (93.9%), 2 dislikes (6.1%)
30:00 <Serenity> ^ Kelevra watch
31:00 <Serenity> if youve not seen this movie
31:00 <Serenity> watch it immediately
31:00 <Kelevra> LMAO sezz!
31:00 <BlackDevil> cricket interest is the same as curling
31:00 <Kelevra> I love that
31:00 <BlackDevil> 0
31:00 <Kelevra> what movie is it?
31:00 <fez> Not raph
31:00 <fez> Tmnt mel
31:00 <Serenity> the original ninja turtles movie
32:00 <johninja> what am i butthurt about again?
32:00 <fez> Casey jones
32:00 <Serenity> 1990
32:00 <Kelevra> is that the name of it or I should look at what year?
32:00 <Serenity> green VHS
32:00 <johninja> your baby is broken
32:00 <Kelevra> johninja you just seem butthurt
32:00 <Serenity> http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100758/
32:00 <Bastardly_One> curling is Canada's second nation sport isn't it? ... No way is cricket that boring ...
32:00 <BlackDevil> IMDB: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) - 6.7/10 of 53,336 votes - Stars: Judith Hoag, Elias Koteas, Josh Pais - Rated: N/A - Runtime: 1hr 33mins - Genre: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Family, Sci-Fi - Release Date: 30 March 1990 (USA)
32:00 <Kelevra> she's not broken
32:00 <johninja> she's crying again
32:00 <Kelevra> put the tv on, she's bored
32:00 <Kelevra> ZAIM
33:00 <Kelevra> isn't that, that hot guy who used to come on years ago
33:00 <Bastardly_One> https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/t1.0-9/10156108_648858438520627_1440195943899078218_n.jpg
33:00 <fez> Invader zaim :p
34:00 <Kelevra> I heart invader zim
34:00 <fez> Never seen it
34:00 <Kelevra> you should
34:00 <Serenity> its great
34:00 <Kelevra> doom doom da doom doom da doomy doomy doom
35:00 <fez> To old
35:00 <Bastardly_One> is it still on? not seen it for years
35:00 <Kelevra> fuck you, you're old
35:00 <fez> Im*
35:00 <Bastardly_One> never too old for cartoons
35:00 <Kelevra> nah it got axed
35:00 <fez> Exactly
35:00 <Kelevra> but it's still good along with salad fingers
35:00 <fez> Im too old for cartoons
35:00 <Kelevra> BRO give peace a chance
35:00 <Bastardly_One> <3 salad fingers
35:00 <Bastardly_One> the rusty spoons one
36:00 <Bastardly_One> remember that?
36:00 <fez> Im watching re runs of the drew carey show
36:00 <Bastardly_One> pretty sure that was Salad Fingers ... youtube will tell me 
36:00 <fez> Oh and GoT to watch
36:00 <Kelevra> I've watched them all
37:00 <Kelevra> omg that came out yesterday yeah?
37:00 <fez> Iuwwo
37:00 <fez> Yea?
37:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M3iOROuTuMA
37:00 <fez> Day or 2 ago
37:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Salad Fingers 1: Spoons (May 9, 2007) 1:51 - Category: Film and Animation - 22,028,828 views - 65,075 likes (87.4%), 9,402 dislikes (12.6%)
37:00 <Kelevra> sweet, must download
38:00 <Kelevra> I purchased all the series even though I'd watched them
38:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron
38:00 <The_Baron> yo
38:00 <fez> Yes. U must
39:00 <Bastardly_One> christ
40:00 <Bastardly_One> did you click that Mel?
40:00 <Kelevra> click what?
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I forgot how creepy it was
40:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
40:00 <Kelevra> oh the link
40:00 <Kelevra> I will now
40:00 <Kelevra> lol it's so fkn creepy
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I know hey
41:00 <Bastardly_One> I totally don't remember them being *that* disturbing
41:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
41:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh!
42:00 <Bastardly_One> I've a link if you appreciate Pantera
42:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron ... you'd like this too
42:00 <fez> Wtf did i just watch
43:00 <faux> Singing aaayyyooo
43:00 <Bastardly_One> this has to be seen
43:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ay7_5Qq5WCc
43:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: COOKING HOSTILE with Phil Anselmo - Episode One (Oct 25, 2013) 10:37 - Category: Music - 261,589 views - 5,736 likes (98.7%), 73 dislikes (1.3%)
44:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> anyone kick back and have their laptop on their lap ?
44:00 <Bastardly_One> yep
44:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> I cant deal with this for hours
44:00 <Bastardly_One> Mine is almost impossible to heat up
44:00 <Bastardly_One> has more ventilation than casing I reckon
44:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Mine doesnt have heat , its a note in a case
45:00 <Bastardly_One> I had to get a new one on Fri
45:00 <Bastardly_One> bong water and lappy mobos don't mix
45:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> <--- full of awesome
45:00 <Bastardly_One> oopsies!
45:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Im using note 10.1 and surface 2 pro
46:00 <Bastardly_One> why the fuck did you bother?
46:00 <Bastardly_One> I saw the price of those ... did you steal it?
46:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMvt13PtV5I&list=PLrEnWoR732-AOMm_eqO-VrYl0fpp4a0vd
46:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: THE DRAGONS DAUGHTER - Game of Thrones Tribute Remix (Mar 24, 2014) 3:08 - Category: Music - 455,126 views - 10,706 likes (98.3%), 183 dislikes (1.7%)
50:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Theres a lil man in this that will turn the display off if i nod off
50:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> He just stands there inside it , its job, watching my eyes
50:00 <Bastardly_One> The_Baron: , price ... check! ... "what'd he say?"
51:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> As soon as he sees my eyes close he runs to the lil cord and pulls on it
51:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... change the settings you dick
51:00 <Bastardly_One> took me half a day to find shit on this 
52:00 <The_Baron> u try classic shell yet B1?
52:00 <Bastardly_One> but Windows 8 is gay as until you get used to it 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, I got used to it 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> I like the pretties now
52:00 <Bastardly_One> are you up to the Mike Muir bit yet?
52:00 <The_Baron> nah
52:00 <Bastardly_One> the second episode is Tom Araya 
52:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
53:00 <Bastardly_One> which bit are you up to?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> where's My prize?
53:00 <Bastardly_One> sorry, this shit amuses me no end
54:00 <[Maverick]> Hey Serenity
54:00 <[Maverick]> how's your spy bot MeGusta going? 
54:00 <Loof> had my injection
54:00 <johninja> hey loof
54:00 <Loof> gonna take a few weeks to kick in
54:00 <Loof> hey man
54:00 <Bastardly_One> ah ... damn
54:00 <Bastardly_One> was gonna ask if you felt better
54:00 <Loof> no longer on the run
54:00 <Loof> :)
55:00 <Loof> glad they didn't lock me up, assignment due next week
56:00 <johninja> fuck
56:00 <Loof> drug test though :(
56:00 <Bastardly_One> you don't get a break?
56:00 <johninja> you lose it?
56:00 <Loof> got to get blood test tomorrow
56:00 <Loof> i'll fail it bad
56:00 <Loof> oh well
56:00 <Bastardly_One> and what sort of assignment? I finaly have a real assignment
57:00 <Loof> java oop
57:00 <Loof> easy shit
57:00 <[Maverick]> learning how to not be an A grade cock knocker Bastardly_One? 
57:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Jrm
57:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Hrm
57:00 <Loof> gotta learn uml though but that seems easy
57:00 <Loof> didn't teach us uml at tafe, cunts
57:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, righty o ... I finally have a coding assignment
58:00 <Loof> nice
58:00 <Loof> java?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> only been waiting for one of those for how long?
58:00 <Bastardly_One> nuh, but I might go overboard
58:00 <Bastardly_One> because I can 
58:00 <Bastardly_One> just making a nice website kind of thing 
58:00 <Loof> dont man
58:00 <Loof> you wont get extra marks
58:00 <Bastardly_One> but its hard for the rest of them
58:00 <Bastardly_One> no shit 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> most of the stuff is a pass or fail and no real percentage marking system
59:00 <The_Baron> damn egalatarian bs
59:00 <The_Baron> :P
59:00 <Loof> you should quit it now and do uni
59:00 <Bastardly_One> I've not payed fees yet
59:00 <Bastardly_One> and nuh ... might as well time kill until next year
00:00 <Bastardly_One> there's no placements in anything I wanna do 
00:00 <Loof> i've given up on websites, dealing with ppl is a mindfuck
00:00 <Bastardly_One> wouldn't of got in this year anyway by the seem
00:00 <Loof> even though i was making money
00:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah clients are cunts ... true story that
00:00 <Loof> i wanna go back to doing games
00:00 <Loof> buying a wacom cintiq tablet for photoshop
00:00 <Loof> and 3d texturing
01:00 <Bastardly_One> oh that's right ... you were right into that idea when I first started talking to you
01:00 <Loof> yeah games has always been my real passion
01:00 <johninja> catchas in a bit
01:00 <Loof> websites was just to make money
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I still half suck at back end shit I reckon ... but I seem to have a decent eye for front end
02:00 <Loof> making a good looking website is fucking hard
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and the back end is just because I'm a lazy coder
02:00 <Loof> i suck at it
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I find that the easiest bit for some reason
02:00 <Loof> well you can cash in if ur good at it
02:00 <Loof> make wordpress themes
02:00 <Loof> minimal coding
03:00 <Bastardly_One> wordpress and I have a love hate relationship
03:00 <Loof> i hate it now
03:00 <Bastardly_One> depending on the day, possibly the hour and even the minute
03:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
04:00 <Loof> buying one of these soon after i recover from buying a new tv: http://www.wacom.com/en/au/creative/cintiq-13-hd
04:00 <Loof> they're sick
04:00 <Loof> 80% of photoshops colors
04:00 <Loof> that's massive
05:00 <Bastardly_One> fuck a duck
05:00 <Bastardly_One> wonder if it's as good as it appears
05:00 <Loof> watched and read tonnes of reviews
05:00 <Loof> it's industry standard
06:00 <Loof> plus i found a cheaper game engine than Unity :D
06:00 <Kelevra> pat why didn't you answer johns call
06:00 <Kelevra> he's so distraught
06:00 <Loof> oh fuK :(
06:00 <Bastardly_One> I linked you this new toy didn't I?
06:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I called ya the other day too
06:00 <Kelevra> Loof apologise
06:00 <Loof> k
07:00 <Bastardly_One> but that was caller ID blocked ... so if you got a call on Sat afternoon sometime from an unknown number that'd be me Loof 
07:00 <Kelevra> he loves you passionately and erotically
07:00 <Loof> i love him too <3
08:00 <Loof> i have my ringtone on maximum volume but i still dont hear it
08:00 <Kelevra> you should text him
08:00 <Loof> i did
08:00 <Kelevra> atm he's angry at me and I'm abit peeved at him so yeah
08:00 <Loof> damn :(
09:00 <Kelevra> let's run away together
09:00 <Loof> awww
09:00 <Loof> but i wanna run away with johninja :(
09:00 <Loof> :P
09:00 <Q{> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcIupysnpzM
09:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: DAGi Stylus Pen P507 Asus transformer paint draw bruches sketch demo (Nov 17, 2011) 6:54 - Category: Science and Technology - 337,125 views - 1,367 likes (95.9%), 59 dislikes (4.1%)
10:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Wooble wobble
10:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> Im in a bubble
10:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> I pop my way out
10:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> I run around roundabouts
10:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> I bonk animals in the zoo
11:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> I eat kangaroo poo
11:00 <Kelevra> aww
11:00 <Loof> how's ur pain?
11:00 <Loof> that's the main thing
12:00 <{o_o}---Pieter---{o_o}> 2 KERMITS!!
13:00 <Loof> kindegarden next year i found out!
13:00 <Loof> 5 days a week of bliss!
14:00 <Kelevra> yeah my pain has passed thankfully
14:00 <Kelevra> thanks for asking <3
14:00 <Loof> some little girl at childcare taught zac to kiss on the lips :(
14:00 <Loof> oh sweet!
15:00 <Loof> she's an ugly little girl
15:00 <Loof> meagen
15:00 <Loof> he could do better imo lol
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol
16:00 <Kelevra> LOL
17:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIN0-A584CM
17:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: COOKING HOSTILE with Phil Anselmo - Episode Two (Dec 31, 2013) 5:47 - Category: Music - 92,680 views - 2,431 likes (98.7%), 31 dislikes (1.3%)
18:00 <Bastardly_One> part one is better but I've already linked that
18:00 <Bonny> yo
18:00 <Bastardly_One> damn ... I just linked part II The_Baron
18:00 <Bastardly_One> and afternoon Bonny
18:00 <Bonny> arvo
18:00 <Bastardly_One> *waves from the pool*
18:00 <Loof> i cant seem to forgive my brother for saying he's glad Dave Brockie is dead
19:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm in Ballarat ... assume it's raining enough to a lake
19:00 <Bonny> lol
19:00 <Bastardly_One> your brother is a dick Loof 
19:00 <Loof> agreed
20:00 <Loof> plus just after he said it he spewed all over my lounge
20:00 <Bonny> charming
20:00 <Loof> and made me listen to shit rap
21:00 <Loof> got my injection today bonny
21:00 <Loof> finally
21:00 <Loof> should take 2 weeks for the voices and paranoia to cease
21:00 <Kelevra> I'll inject you today
21:00 <Loof> hehe
22:00 <Bonny> good
22:00 <Loof> :)
24:00 <Bastardly_One> this video is so good it made The_Baron  cry ... this version is amazing
24:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eK3sd7XcX0
24:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Label Society - In This River (Doom Troopin' Live) (Oct 26, 2012) 13:21 - Category: Music - 98,182 views - 976 likes (98.4%), 16 dislikes (1.6%)
25:00 <Loof> i'm glad ur back b1 <3
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Loof: watch the start when Zack starts the intro ... fuck me dead!
25:00 <Bastardly_One> Baby Jesus weeps everytimes he hears that shit 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah ta man ... bullies won't keep me down 
25:00 <Bastardly_One> never fucking will
26:00 <Bastardly_One> wish they'd get that through their heads and move on 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> this version has less bullshit before it 
27:00 <Bastardly_One> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ce9hXS6xjo
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Black Label Society - In This River (live) (Jun 19, 2009) 10:56 - Category: Music - 715,851 views - 6,467 likes (98.8%), 79 dislikes (1.2%)
27:00 <Bastardly_One> same version though ... fuck me ... so good
28:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/gurn-to-this-wip
29:00 <Excessive> moanin]
30:00 <simba> Moaning 
30:00 <Bastardly_One> this version of In This River though ... I get lost in the guitar work every time
30:00 <Bastardly_One> evening
31:00 <simba> hi milk
32:00 <simba> r u ok 2day
32:00 <milk> sorta
32:00 <milk> didnt get enough sleep
32:00 <milk> but otherwise ok
32:00 <simba> sleep is 1 of the essentials - with red bull, cannabis and macadamia nuts
34:00 <milk> sounds like a snack pack
34:00 <Excessive> with red bull, cannabis and academic nuts*
34:00 <Bastardly_One> meh
34:00 <Bastardly_One> ready for the shock of the year?
34:00 <Loof> i'm not buying a ps4 any more, my pc is equivelent graphics and gta v is coming out for pc next month
35:00 <simba> good
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm thinking of giving up pot
35:00 <simba> pc rulez
35:00 <Loof> i'll just get fifa 14 for pc for $60
35:00 <Bastardly_One> mind you I said I'm only thinking about it 
35:00 <Loof> i've cut way down to .3 a day lol
35:00 <Loof> next to nothing
35:00 <Excessive> eheh, gd luck with that
35:00 <Bastardly_One> I think this lappy can handle a game or two ... only low end though
35:00 <Loof> just a vape to sleep at night
35:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I said thinking of giving up
36:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm just packing a cone now 
36:00 <Loof> hehe
36:00 <The_Baron> you wouldn't be able to run anything with high end graphics
36:00 <Loof>  i gave up for 8 days b1
36:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I know 
36:00 <Loof> my tolerance is gone
36:00 <Loof> getting extra baked now
36:00 <The_Baron> I aint had a smoke in almost a week now
36:00 <Loof> tbreaks ftw
36:00 <Loof> nice man
36:00 <The_Baron> but I did harvest weed recently
37:00 <Bastardly_One> and The_Baron  I know ... but I can upgrade the ram to 16gb ... that's handy considering where I wanna take my shit remember
37:00 <The_Baron> troo
37:00 <The_Baron> I just wish weed could be dried quicker without it losing it's smell/flava
37:00 <Bastardly_One> never had a rice eater machine before
38:00 <Bastardly_One> don't mind it 
38:00 <simba> Loof u dont have a ps3 do u
38:00 <Excessive> mostly everything is made by rice eaters maaaaaaaan
38:00 <Loof> no
38:00 <Loof> no consoles
38:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I have a PS3
38:00 <Loof> that work anyway
38:00 <simba> maybe it could be cool to pick 1 of them up these days 
38:00 <Loof> got an old broken ps2
39:00 <simba> <Bastardly_One> yeah I have a PS3 - thanx Loof
39:00 <Bastardly_One> I thought you were getting that PS3 deal
39:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah I thought he asked me for some reason
39:00 <Loof> i was gonna get a ps3 but then cunts laughed at me so i was checking out ps4s
39:00 <The_Baron> I'm already getting bored of my PS3
39:00 <The_Baron> I really just aint a gamer I reckon
39:00 <simba> ps4 is the real laughable thing
39:00 <Loof> but pc graphics are better
39:00 <Loof> way better
39:00 <simba> did u know the controllers to buy seperately are 98 bucks?!
39:00 <simba> lmbo
39:00 <Loof> i checked out heaps of comparisons of bf4
40:00 <Loof> pc ruins ps4
40:00 <simba> the ps4 is just a test to see which idiots will buy a console before it even has any games
40:00 <Loof> that's the other thing
40:00 <Bastardly_One> I do have one issue with this lappy though
40:00 <simba> its a trolling operation
40:00 <Loof> no games
40:00 <The_Baron> simba, that's like every console release
40:00 <simba> 100 bux for a fuckin controller
40:00 <Bastardly_One> the level of the sound is way way too low even through headphones
40:00 <The_Baron> only fucktards who feel they must have the latest everythign buy them when they first come out
40:00 <simba> nah every generation has had good games to start off with.. up until this latest generation 
41:00 <simba> this is the first gen i feel that has just been pushed onto people without nessecity
41:00 <simba> nessesity
41:00 <The_Baron> dude the first ps3 release was abysmal
41:00 <Bastardly_One> ^
41:00 <The_Baron> and the fact it had heaps of latency issues
41:00 <Loof> plus ps4 is only upscaled 1080p
41:00 <Loof> not even real 1080p like a pc
41:00 <The_Baron> yeah but PC gaming is fuckin expensive
41:00 <Bastardly_One> the fact is ... this is PS3 all over again
42:00 <The_Baron> ur spending what at LEAST a grand if u know how to shop to make build something reasonable
42:00 <Bastardly_One> faulty first release consoles and no games
42:00 <Loof> and xbox one is complete bullshit
42:00 <Loof> only an idiot would buy an xbox one imo
42:00 <Bastardly_One> and xbox one broke itself with having too much 
42:00 <Loof> gimmiky shit
42:00 <Loof> ps4 shits on it
43:00 <Bastardly_One> when they first came out they looked like they finally nailed it 
43:00 <Loof> only one good thing about it: titanfall
43:00 <Loof> but i'll just get that for pc
43:00 <Loof> that game looks sick
44:00 <Loof> only 12 player though
44:00 <Serenity> fauxy
44:00 <faux> :)
45:00 <faux> You know why
45:00 <faux> Also hi
45:00 <Serenity> i doo thank you
45:00 <Serenity> hows you
45:00 <Loof> random, but i found an awesome teeth whitener thats actually working on my teeth
45:00 <Loof> lemon and baking soda mixed into a paste
46:00 <Loof> cant do it more than once a week though
46:00 <Serenity> does it make your teeth sensitive?
46:00 <Loof> nah
46:00 <Serenity> cause im not sure i could cope with that
46:00 <Loof> ah
46:00 <faux> I'm goood
46:00 <Loof> bugger
46:00 <faux> Uncle and aunty just came to see my new place
47:00 <faux> They're like OMG U NEED AN ANTENNA YOUCANT WATVH TV WE'LL COME TOMORROW AND FIX IT
47:00 <Serenity> ooo nice how is it
47:00 <faux> I'm like OK lol
47:00 <faux> Like TV is so important 
47:00 <Loof> you know in queensland if ur on the dole the government will pay for you to do ANYTHING to ur teeth, even cosmetic shit
47:00 <faux> Its super nice
47:00 <Bastardly_One> how old are they? 
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I
47:00 <Loof> fucked up
47:00 <faux> Got the carpet deodorised and steam cleaned yesterday so its way nicer now
47:00 <The_Baron> is that true loof?
47:00 <Bastardly_One> ve
47:00 <Bastardly_One> damn enter key
47:00 <Loof> my mum just got front teeth put in
47:00 <Loof> for free
47:00 <The_Baron> fuck I am gonna take advantage of that if that's the case
47:00 <Bastardly_One> I've notice tv is important to the over 50s
47:00 <faux> They're ummm .. 55 and 70?
48:00 <Bastardly_One> really Loof?
48:00 <Serenity> how lovely is freshly cleaned carpet
48:00 <faux> Yeah they watch it a lot cos they don't work
48:00 <faux> Its the best
48:00 <The_Baron> my last left side molar is almost completely gone, which means no more molars on my left side
48:00 <faux> I can lay on it now without worrying who pissef on it
48:00 <faux> Pissed
48:00 <Bastardly_One> lol @ that
48:00 <The_Baron> would love to get some screw ins
48:00 <Loof> do it
48:00 <faux> My neighbour came and gave me leb food yesterday 
48:00 <faux> I've been here 4 days lol
49:00 <The_Baron> leb food, bah, tasteless garbage
49:00 <The_Baron> :P
49:00 <faux> She's Turkish and so lovely omg
49:00 <The_Baron> so she gave turkish food then
49:00 <The_Baron> not leb
49:00 <faux> I was cooking and set my fire alarm off cos its me obv and they ran over to help 
49:00 <faux> So Turkish people can't cook leb food?
49:00 <faux> It was leb.
49:00 <faux> Anyway 
49:00 <Loof> down here if ur on centerlink, even if you have a massive toothache you still gotta pay like $50
49:00 <Loof> forget cosmetic shit
49:00 <The_Baron> they can, but I dunno why
49:00 <The_Baron> turkish food is far superior
50:00 <Loof> and it's at a dodgy dentist
50:00 <Loof> and only removal, no fillings
50:00 <faux> I only like pides
50:00 <The_Baron> even though essentially most all middle eastern food is just derivative of syrian cooking
50:00 <faux> And kebabs.
50:00 <faux> We all claim it as our owb
50:00 <faux> Own
50:00 <Excessive> I got the dental grant last year 4200 bux worth, though the dude that did the work in town did like 9 k worth of work, donno how he got the extra cash out of medicare
51:00 <The_Baron> well I know it aint, but turkish adaption is better
51:00 <Loof> like us aussies and the dim sim
51:00 <The_Baron> better balance of flavours
51:00 <Loof> it's just a dim sum
51:00 <The_Baron> and unlike the arabs, they don't put fucking rose water and orange water in every goddamn thing
51:00 <Serenity> need to school run bbl
51:00 <Serenity> *hugs faux*
53:00 <Loof> faux i'm getting one of these, u jelly? http://www.wacom.com/en/au/creative/cintiq-13-hd
53:00 <Excessive> last time I went to the dentist for a filling on the right hand side back tooth, they took an xray n gave me a voucher fo like 350 bux or so to go to a private dentist
53:00 <Bastardly_One> and Loof might be getting one of those
53:00 <Bastardly_One> but
53:00 <Bastardly_One> I'm gonna steal it 
54:00 <Loof> hehe
54:00 <Loof> i've got 3 years to make an awesome indy game
54:00 <Bastardly_One> Oh
54:00 <Loof> want something by the time i finish my degree
54:00 <Bastardly_One> I was wondering how I used 30GB already of the hard drive
55:00 <faux> Sick
55:00 <Bastardly_One> reading a manual and they have a hidden partiton
55:00 <Bastardly_One> duh B1
56:00 <Bastardly_One> totally random but what about Peaches Geldolf dying
57:00 <Loof> i want to try to do a 3d animated masturbating pieter complete with nude monty burns body
57:00 <Loof> wanking in a gutter
57:00 <Loof> high on meth
57:00 <Excessive> bam bam go away, come again another day, don't want to let u through
57:00 <Loof> singing "my body is a wonderland, my body is a wonderland i'll use my hand"
57:00 <Loof> sluring badly
58:00 <Bastardly_One> another random thing 
59:00 <Bastardly_One> that's one thing good about Windows 8 ... seeing the news on my start screen rather than having to bother to look it up is way handy
00:00 <partay> Loof: Don't talk about Pieter when he's not here. I have a good mind to go down to the local public toilets and tell him 
00:00 <faux> Lmao
00:00 <faux> I need a nap
01:00 <Bastardly_One> lol partay
01:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah, "school" has got me into a full day routine
01:00 <Bastardly_One> I can relate forks
01:00 <faux> Bzzt
02:00 <Bastardly_One> shouldn't of pressed that buzzer
02:00 <Bastardly_One> look what ya did 
02:00 <faux> lol
02:00 <faux> Oops
05:00 <Q{> if schools get u to do that im all for it
06:00 <Q{> prison can do that too Bastardly_One 
06:00 <Q{> FYI
07:00 <Bastardly_One> so does a bit of common sense
08:00 <Q{> if u want to be common
20:00 <TheRon> nice day for it!
24:00 <Bastardly_One> if you're a duck
24:00 <TheRon> how about those blues
24:00 <Bastardly_One> oh hush
24:00 <TheRon> but its fun
25:00 <Bastardly_One> I could accept it with Richmond
25:00 <Bastardly_One> even the end of the Port game ... with hindsight
25:00 <TheRon> i watched on the couch, it was all carlton
25:00 <Bastardly_One> but that game was fucking disgusting
26:00 <TheRon> nobody presenting at all
26:00 <TheRon> so they have to kick backwards
26:00 <Bastardly_One> Henderson tried
26:00 <Bastardly_One> ah, yeah ... true
27:00 <TheRon> him for fevola has worked out
27:00 <Bastardly_One> never had a doubt
27:00 <Bastardly_One> same as Simpson works now
27:00 <Bastardly_One> ffs
27:00 <Bastardly_One> the ned kelly guy
28:00 <TheRon> i reckon for carlton it's either mclean or robinson, you can't play both
28:00 <Bastardly_One> I still have the best idea for melbourne too
28:00 <Bastardly_One> except money and all that shit 
29:00 <Bastardly_One> relegate them and promote Nth Ballarat
29:00 <TheRon> carlton has forwards they don't have the excuse not to kick to them
29:00 <Bastardly_One> we have no idea what we're doing 
30:00 <TheRon> at least with the dees, they literally have nothing to kick to
30:00 <Bastardly_One> and I don't think Mick is to blame ... it's like we need certain players to maintain a psych as such
30:00 <Bastardly_One> poor bastards
30:00 <Bastardly_One> seriously feel sorry for them
30:00 <TheRon> winning that final a couple of seasons back was the worst thing that couldve hapened to carlton
30:00 <FredFlinstone> it was last season
30:00 <FredFlinstone> gawd
31:00 <TheRon> before mick got there
31:00 <FredFlinstone> no
31:00 <TheRon> they overestimated their list
31:00 <FredFlinstone> hadnt won one at all
31:00 <Bastardly_One> think where we were the year before Mick
31:00 <FredFlinstone> Mick Shithouse
31:00 <TheRon> did they lose one in rattens last year?
31:00 <Bastardly_One> and granted we lucked into the finals
32:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt make the finals
32:00 <Bastardly_One> but in one year he turned a lot of shit 
32:00 <Bastardly_One> into consistent decency
32:00 <Bastardly_One> true?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> even old man Judd seemed to play better last year to me 
33:00 <FredFlinstone> anyway its only 3 games we lost 4 last year before we won one
33:00 <TheRon> who's the talent scout and list manager at carlton?
33:00 <Bastardly_One> and I wrote him off like 2 - 3 years ago
33:00 <FredFlinstone> oh cant remember his name
33:00 <FredFlinstone> some dick
33:00 <TheRon> should be shot
33:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
34:00 <FredFlinstone> along with a few others
34:00 <FredFlinstone> concentrated on on ballers for too long
34:00 <TheRon> in columbia they just take them out and shoot them
34:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
34:00 <Q{> oh u dont remember his name but remember his dick
34:00 <FredFlinstone> if you say
34:00 <Q{> that is telling
35:00 <Q{> i will get u to confess sooner or later
35:00 <FredFlinstone> if yu say
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I always do what I am told
36:00 <TheRon> carlton better beat melbourne this week or some shit could hit the fan
36:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha I reckon so
36:00 <FredFlinstone> mathieson be whinging again
36:00 <FredFlinstone> that fuckin pig
36:00 <FredFlinstone> take  "him" to Columbia
37:00 <FredFlinstone> time for a wine you think?
37:00 <TheRon> why hesitate
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I am not hesitating just asking
38:00 <FredFlinstone> North did well that other team you said wer crap
39:00 <TheRon> my bro and i were watching the carlton game we just looked at that eachother and gave the reaction they give in the auditions for shows like the voice
39:00 <TheRon> yes north did well
40:00 <TheRon> they haven't redeemed themselves yet, play 2 good weeks of footy and i'm back on
40:00 <FredFlinstone> huh!
40:00 <TheRon> ?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> never give North up
40:00 <FredFlinstone> if the ship was sinking
40:00 <TheRon> huh?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> inded huh
41:00 <FredFlinstone> as long as we beat collinghsit I will be happy
41:00 <TheRon> as long as anybody beats collingwood i'm happy
41:00 <FredFlinstone> and that big head coach
41:00 <FredFlinstone> true
42:00 <FredFlinstone> not quite the same with Essenshit though
42:00 <FredFlinstone> dont care about either
42:00 <TheRon> so what is carlton doing to poach one of the scotts as coach for next season??
42:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi I have no say in it
42:00 <FredFlinstone> ask Bruce
42:00 <FredFlinstone> Bruce Mathinshit he got Mick Shithouse
43:00 <FredFlinstone> I hardly watchedd the match it was so bad
43:00 <TheRon> i gave it 20 mins
43:00 <FredFlinstone> I made the correct decision by not going lol
43:00 <FredFlinstone> thanks god
44:00 <TheRon> just stay at the pub and watch it
44:00 <FredFlinstone> my mate text me in the first quarter this is shit, then I saw the score OMFG
44:00 <FredFlinstone> nah home
44:00 <FredFlinstone> was home alone so was good
44:00 <FredFlinstone> think it was 46-3
44:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
44:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck off
44:00 <TheRon> yeah its crap
44:00 <FredFlinstone> ah well they cant play that bad again
45:00 <TheRon> how much of fridays game did you watch?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> but there is too much Collinghit in the club
45:00 <FredFlinstone> who was that again?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> geebangers?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> asll of it
45:00 <TheRon> hawks and freo
45:00 <FredFlinstone> oh not much
45:00 <FredFlinstone> wasnt intersted
45:00 <FredFlinstone> wasnt surprised
46:00 <FredFlinstone> to put in perspective freo got beaten as bad as we did
46:00 <TheRon> hawks hitting every target and even their fumbles bounced for them
46:00 <FredFlinstone> Hawks the premier team
46:00 <TheRon> hawks are the team to beat
46:00 <FredFlinstone> Essenshit drug dealers
46:00 <FredFlinstone> so Freo were as crap as we were
47:00 <TheRon> geelong hasn't started yet, i hope we hit form in a couple of weeks when we play hawthorn
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I remeber quite  a few years ago hawks and carlton played
47:00 <FredFlinstone> was a shit match and we won
47:00 <FredFlinstone> from there on they went up 
47:00 <FredFlinstone> were patient
48:00 <FredFlinstone> tried the young players like Geelon do
48:00 <FredFlinstone> Mathinshit tried to buy success
48:00 <FredFlinstone> doenst work
48:00 <TheRon> they always do
48:00 <FredFlinstone> anyway we havent been happy for years
48:00 <TheRon> just when things are looking up they go and buy malthouse
48:00 <FredFlinstone> shit yer
49:00 <FredFlinstone> as I said that was Bruce the Crunt
49:00 <FredFlinstone> he got rid of ratten
49:00 <FredFlinstone> he paid him out
49:00 <TheRon> has someone put a hit on bruce yet?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> I did last year
49:00 <Kelevra> hey andrew
49:00 <Kelevra> hey gary
49:00 <FredFlinstone> just cos you have money doesnt mean you know about footy
50:00 <FredFlinstone> went downhill when Pratt died
50:00 <FredFlinstone> :(
50:00 <Kelevra> ANDREW
50:00 <TheRon> MEL!
50:00 <FredFlinstone> Bourne
50:00 <Kelevra> hows it hanging happies
50:00 <TheRon> that's the new bourne movie
51:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahah I watched Thor last night was good
51:00 <FredFlinstone> the dark world
51:00 <TheRon> i started watching aliens then i fell asleep
51:00 <FredFlinstone> its scary
51:00 <FredFlinstone> like it though
52:00 <FredFlinstone> alien vs predator
52:00 <FredFlinstone> love it
52:00 <FredFlinstone> saw the wife today first time for 3 weeks LOL
52:00 <TheRon> that bit where they come off the walls and shit, gets me everytime
52:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
53:00 <TheRon> your wife?
53:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah
53:00 <FredFlinstone> the bitch
53:00 <FredFlinstone> didnt you think I had one of those?
53:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
53:00 <TheRon> you guys obviously have a healthy repesect for eachother
53:00 <FredFlinstone> hah
54:00 <FredFlinstone> she is staying at her parents place while her mum in in hospital
54:00 <FredFlinstone> dad has ally zeimers
54:00 <TheRon> ah ok so it's not while you change the locks and she gets a divorce lawyer
54:00 <FredFlinstone> I was at Sorrento for two weeks on my own
54:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
54:00 <FredFlinstone> maybe
55:00 <TheRon> order a stripper??
55:00 <FredFlinstone> She has seen my new car and didnt mention it at the hospital lol
55:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
55:00 <FredFlinstone> daughter came home later
55:00 <FredFlinstone> I fell asleep at 10
56:00 <TheRon> you're getting old
56:00 <FredFlinstone> new car goig in tomorrow to get the extras put on
57:00 <FredFlinstone> getting? lol
57:00 <TheRon> well in bed by 10 on a sat night
57:00 <FredFlinstone> no sun night
57:00 <TheRon> oh thats ok then
57:00 <FredFlinstone> sat night was later
58:00 <TheRon> in a car all i need is a sound system air con and cruise control
58:00 <FredFlinstone> got that
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I havent had my own car for 21 years
58:00 <TheRon> what else do you need
58:00 <FredFlinstone> motor?
58:00 <Kelevra> you TheRon
58:00 <FredFlinstone> sterring wheel
58:00 <Kelevra> we all need you.
58:00 <FredFlinstone> seats
58:00 <FredFlinstone> roof
58:00 <FredFlinstone> tyres
58:00 <TheRon> what can i say
59:00 <FredFlinstone> I got the infotainment center for free
59:00 <FredFlinstone> with sat nav
59:00 <FredFlinstone> ipod is great
59:00 <FredFlinstone> sound system is fantabulous
59:00 <FredFlinstone> and have the volume control on the steering wheel
00:00 <FredFlinstone> which I need to get used to
00:00 <TheRon> hands free phone?
00:00 <FredFlinstone> sms comes throungh on the scree lo;
00:00 <FredFlinstone> yesh
00:00 <FredFlinstone> works very well indeed
00:00 <FredFlinstone> not that anyone rings me lol
01:00 <FredFlinstone> Ron did
01:00 <FredFlinstone> drives like a beauty
02:00 <FredFlinstone> very happy
02:00 <FredFlinstone> bought it over the phone
02:00 <TheRon> a chick magnet?
02:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
02:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah right
03:00 <FredFlinstone> prived a bullbar for it today at ARB
03:00 <FredFlinstone> priced
04:00 <TheRon> are you in a roo prone area??
04:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
04:00 <FredFlinstone> nah for the anteanne
04:00 <FredFlinstone> driving lights etc
04:00 <TheRon> oh ok
04:00 <FredFlinstone> nudge bars are so dear
04:00 <FredFlinstone> for what you get
04:00 <FredFlinstone> UHF and VHF
04:00 <FredFlinstone> when I fuck off up the coast
05:00 <TheRon> you fish?
05:00 <FredFlinstone> I will
05:00 <FredFlinstone> love fish
05:00 <FredFlinstone> throw a line in
05:00 <FredFlinstone> dinner!
05:00 <TheRon> i keep forgetting the rod when i fish
05:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoo
05:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao
05:00 <TheRon> i remember the esky
05:00 <FredFlinstone> of course
06:00 <FredFlinstone> the most important thing
06:00 <FredFlinstone> need to buy a multi purpose rod
06:00 <FredFlinstone> dont need to get too fancy
06:00 <TheRon> i sat in the murray a couple of years back and just had a floating esky
06:00 <FredFlinstone> I just wanna drop a line in and pull out a fish
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lmao good shit
07:00 <FredFlinstone> dont mind murray cod
08:00 <TheRon> i'm beaching with a deck chair and an esky at the beach for easter
08:00 <FredFlinstone> my fave fish I think is Salmon closely followed ny Trevally
08:00 <FredFlinstone> which beach?
08:00 <TheRon> i'm in ballarat so hard to find decent salmon
08:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck yes
08:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
08:00 <FredFlinstone> I get tassie salmon
08:00 <TheRon> point cook or something, i dunno one of the points
08:00 <Kelevra> yeah cause your mums from there
08:00 <FredFlinstone> yeah I know
08:00 <Kelevra> imbred fuck
09:00 <FredFlinstone> who rattled your cage?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> and its inbred
09:00 <TheRon> john rattled her cage
09:00 <Kelevra> your mum, she won't put out to non family members
09:00 <TheRon> and more
09:00 <FredFlinstone> me?
09:00 <Kelevra> john is in the doghouse
09:00 <FredFlinstone> I have been for years
09:00 <Kelevra> SHUT UP PERSON
09:00 <Kelevra> so annoying
09:00 <TheRon> was john coveting thy neighbour?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> whats your prob?
10:00 <Kelevra> nah he's just being a jerk
10:00 <FredFlinstone> and yu arent of course
10:00 <TheRon> just send him down the pub
10:00 <Kelevra> look do0d, just fuck off before I turn back time and con your mum into aborting you
10:00 <FredFlinstone> good idea TheRon 
10:00 <Bastardly_One> and people think I'm supposedly an abusive chatter
10:00 <Kelevra> I have that powah uno
11:00 <TheRon> and the sword??
11:00 <FredFlinstone> such a fuck
11:00 <Kelevra> you are
11:00 <FredFlinstone> oh come back with the same so clever
11:00 <Kelevra> not sending him to the pub on my buck
11:00 <FredFlinstone> nah he did!
11:00 <FredFlinstone> nah he did ti!
11:00 <Kelevra> you're so annoying
11:00 <FredFlinstone> and yuo are so brain dead
12:00 <FredFlinstone> no wonder John want to leave you
12:00 <Kelevra> [05:11:47:pm] <FredFlinstone> and yuo are so brain dead
12:00 <johninja> lol
12:00 <Kelevra> such a wanker
12:00 <johninja> sif leave
12:00 <johninja> minor domestic
12:00 <Bastardly_One> he is a complete fuckbag
13:00 <FredFlinstone> she is a minor domestic and you know what? she can copy and paste! WOOHOOO
13:00 <Fez> U know what that means...
13:00 <FredFlinstone> clever girl
13:00 <Kelevra> Bastardly_One ^5
13:00 <Bastardly_One> always has been this guy ... he gets on irc and chats up guys while basically treating his wife like garbage
13:00 <Fez> Angry sex
13:00 <TheRon> johninja: did you covet?
13:00 <Kelevra> oh is this that faggot who lets other dudes fuck his wife?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> Mel, even remember a Mac?
13:00 <Bastardly_One> thats this cunt
13:00 <Kelevra> oh fkn christ
14:00 <johninja> i do not covet ass
14:00 <Bastardly_One> SorrentoGuy also
14:00 <Kelevra> thought that dickhead got put down
14:00 <Bastardly_One> yep, the original Mac
14:00 <Bastardly_One> nup, that's this cunt
14:00 <TheRon> i like the big mac
14:00 <Kelevra> ergh no wonder he's repulsive
14:00 <Kelevra> thought it was fredbear tbh
14:00 <Bastardly_One> say FredFlinstone hi Mac
14:00 <Bastardly_One> because he has me on iggy
14:00 <Bastardly_One> but watch the reaction
14:00 <Kelevra> both should share a cell and a couple of loaves of bread
15:00 <Kelevra> Hey MAC
15:00 <Kelevra> ya fucking wanker
15:00 <TheRon> how about those pies
15:00 <Kelevra> shut the fuck up gary
15:00 <Bastardly_One> lol ... now I know TheRon's name
15:00 <TheRon> so cut
15:00 <Kelevra> gareth is his name
15:00 <Kelevra> I like to call him gary
15:00 <TheRon> kelevra thats enough
15:00 <Kelevra> haha
16:00 <FredFlinstone> drowns out the shit
16:00 <Bastardly_One> if you had of said Garth I'd of freaked out
16:00 <TheRon> i hate that name
16:00 <Kelevra> Mac that's a nice band
16:00 <Bastardly_One> not sure if TheRon knows who Garth Horsefield is though
16:00 <Kelevra> is your mum steven tyler?
16:00 <TheRon> mrs mac's is a good pie
16:00 <TheRon> nope
17:00 <Bastardly_One> you know the goth dude who used to busk the cello in the mall?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> not had one
17:00 <FredFlinstone> are they tasty?
17:00 <Bastardly_One> and had a following of goth kids like the pied piper for a while?
17:00 <TheRon> i cop a lot of shit because of the office
17:00 <Bastardly_One> that dude
18:00 <Kelevra> dmx haha
18:00 <Kelevra> wtf mel
20:00 <TheRon> poor peaches geldof
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah poor girl hey
21:00 <Kelevra> so beautiful
21:00 <TheRon> 25
21:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
21:00 <Kelevra> yeah
21:00 <TheRon> i reckon its a coke od
21:00 <FredFlinstone> who knows
22:00 <Kelevra> possibly
22:00 <Kelevra> poor thing regardless
22:00 <TheRon> found at home with no mention of foul play
22:00 <FredFlinstone> yepp
22:00 <FredFlinstone> vwry strange
23:00 <FredFlinstone> I got a nice juicy rib eye for dinzees tonight
23:00 <TheRon> hope she didn't have thesame doctor as heath ledger or michael jackson
23:00 <FredFlinstone> hmmmm
24:00 <Kelevra> eh it's a shame regardless of the circumstance
24:00 <TheRon> yep?
24:00 <TheRon> i meant!
24:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno
25:00 <TheRon> rissoles tonight with egg and bacon
25:00 <FredFlinstone> thats ok
25:00 <FredFlinstone> on taost?
25:00 <FredFlinstone> toast
26:00 <FredFlinstone> home made?
26:00 <TheRon> with veg
26:00 <TheRon> of course
26:00 <FredFlinstone> mince steak or sausage?
26:00 <TheRon> beef
26:00 <FredFlinstone> I prefer half half
26:00 <FredFlinstone> but I do make the best hamburgers in melbz lol
27:00 <FredFlinstone> all beef
27:00 <TheRon> bit of onion t sauce and worster
27:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
27:00 <FredFlinstone> egg
27:00 <TheRon> salt and pepper
27:00 <FredFlinstone> cheese
27:00 <TheRon> well yeah
27:00 <FredFlinstone> parsley
27:00 <FredFlinstone> rubbed in bread crumbs
27:00 <FredFlinstone> celery
27:00 <FredFlinstone> carrot
27:00 <TheRon> the garden is deprived of parsley at the moment
27:00 <FredFlinstone> I have some
27:00 <FredFlinstone> with basil
28:00 <FredFlinstone> dill
28:00 <FredFlinstone> rosemary
28:00 <FredFlinstone> sage
28:00 <TheRon> i made minestrone last night
28:00 <FredFlinstone> yumm
28:00 <FredFlinstone> oregano
28:00 <TheRon> so easy to make
28:00 <FredFlinstone> it is
28:00 <FredFlinstone> better next day though
28:00 <TheRon> plenty of rosemary and mint at the moment
29:00 <FredFlinstone> yes mint too
29:00 <FredFlinstone> yummy on spuds
29:00 <FredFlinstone> and tarragon
29:00 <FredFlinstone> and chives lol
29:00 <TheRon> 'ERBS!?
29:00 <FredFlinstone> you grow your own vegies too?
30:00 <FredFlinstone> I put in my broADIES EARLY THIS year
30:00 <TheRon> tomato, lemon and lime
30:00 <FredFlinstone> my lemon tree died :(
30:00 <TheRon> strawberries
30:00 <FredFlinstone> must buy another
30:00 <FredFlinstone> got some cherry tommies still left when they are gone rip it out
31:00 <TheRon> i love fleetwood mac
31:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
31:00 <FredFlinstone> I playing Aerosmitth though
31:00 <TheRon> listening to gypsy
31:00 <FredFlinstone> yes great song
33:00 <TheRon> i feel like going to kareoke again
33:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
33:00 <TheRon> i love it
33:00 <FredFlinstone> ewww
33:00 <FredFlinstone> I can sing but I hate it
33:00 <TheRon> i can actually sing a bit
34:00 <FredFlinstone> need to be pissed for that
34:00 <TheRon> don't do bowie songs whem drunk
34:00 <FredFlinstone> which pub you go to for that?
34:00 <TheRon> it's too hard
34:00 <FredFlinstone> why not?
34:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ok
34:00 <FredFlinstone> oh a smell just left the room
34:00 <TheRon> i tried rebel rebel and couldn't keep up
34:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
35:00 <FredFlinstone> he is differnet
35:00 <FredFlinstone> raining up there?
35:00 <TheRon> i think best to keep to beatles and cold chisel
35:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahaha
36:00 <TheRon> oh yes it's raining here
36:00 <FredFlinstone> good
36:00 <TheRon> wet all day
36:00 <FredFlinstone> I put up my new gazebo this morning lucky I did
36:00 <FredFlinstone> try it out
36:00 <TheRon> wet all day, thats what she said!
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I wish 
37:00 <FredFlinstone> been a ling time since that happened
37:00 <TheRon> asian porssy?
37:00 <TheRon> prossy
38:00 <FredFlinstone> not into asians
38:00 <TheRon> ling time
38:00 <FredFlinstone> I like tiities 
38:00 <FredFlinstone> oh I see lolz
38:00 <FredFlinstone> yes right
38:00 <TheRon> dont we all
38:00 <FredFlinstone> not everyone
39:00 <FredFlinstone> cant wait to fuck off
39:00 <TheRon> up the coast?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
39:00 <FredFlinstone> cant just yet
39:00 <FredFlinstone> away from all prickz
39:00 <TheRon> what happens on the road trip stays on the road trip
40:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
40:00 <FredFlinstone> :P
40:00 <FredFlinstone> otherwise hit it with my bullbar :)
40:00 <TheRon> see a roo just aim for it?
40:00 <FredFlinstone> no way
40:00 <FredFlinstone> they do so much damage
40:00 <FredFlinstone> wipe yur friggin car out
40:00 <TheRon> but the bull bar
41:00 <FredFlinstone> hah
41:00 <FredFlinstone> and I amnot cruel
41:00 <FredFlinstone> not to animals anyway
42:00 <TheRon> my bro has a snake
42:00 <FredFlinstone> ewwww
42:00 <TheRon> its awesome at feeding time
42:00 <FredFlinstone> hate reptiles
42:00 <FredFlinstone> yuck
42:00 <FredFlinstone> scary fuckers
42:00 <TheRon> hung a mouse right there and it jumped at it
42:00 <FredFlinstone> I bet
44:00 <FredFlinstone> whats on tele tonight?
45:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ressurection thats right
52:00 <PietSAbabe> Tada! 
56:00 <TheRon> should i stay or should i go now
56:00 <TheRon> come on and let me now
57:00 <FredFlinstone> song?
57:00 <TheRon> yep
57:00 <TheRon> the clash
57:00 <FredFlinstone> must get them
57:00 <FredFlinstone> still got AeroSmith on
57:00 <FredFlinstone> should I cahnge?
58:00 <TheRon> please yourself
58:00 <FredFlinstone> I do
58:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
58:00 <TheRon> don't we all
58:00 <TheRon> and tell me is it still raining there in london
59:00 <TheRon> england
59:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
59:00 <Shadowgate> lol
59:00 <FredFlinstone> Ground Control to Major thomms
59:00 <FredFlinstone> ot Thom
59:00 <FredFlinstone> or tom
59:00 <TheRon> ziggy played guitar
59:00 <FredFlinstone> he did
00:00 <PietSAbabe> have they found the plane yet
00:00 <TheRon> nope
00:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes and they ate the occupants
00:00 <FredFlinstone> weren't you invited to the Barbie?
01:00 <FredFlinstone> sitting in a tin can
01:00 <FredFlinstone> far above the world
01:00 <FredFlinstone> nothing I can do
01:00 <FredFlinstone> fuck you all!
01:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
01:00 <TheRon> alive style
01:00 <TheRon> one regret, why couldn't the new york knicks be on that plane??
02:00 <FredFlinstone> I see
02:00 <TheRon> never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and hurt you
02:00 <FredFlinstone> woohooo
03:00 <FredFlinstone> Rick baby!
03:00 <TheRon> cheers
03:00 <FredFlinstone> and desert you
03:00 <TheRon> i knew as soon as i typed
03:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
04:00 <TheRon> i've switched to scotch and coke
04:00 <FredFlinstone> chh chhh chhhhhh
04:00 <FredFlinstone> changes
04:00 <FredFlinstone> into to a nice pink frock
04:00 <TheRon> modern love?
04:00 <FredFlinstone> changes lol
04:00 <FredFlinstone> der
05:00 <TheRon> i know that
05:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no 
05:00 <TheRon> just wondering when you were gonna get to modern love
05:00 <FredFlinstone> that was a personal question
05:00 <FredFlinstone> soon
05:00 <FredFlinstone> he got a few hits you know
06:00 <FredFlinstone> not for another 25
06:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
06:00 <TheRon> sweet caroline....good times never felt so good
06:00 <FredFlinstone> oh fuck off
06:00 <FredFlinstone> I hate that sleeze bag
07:00 <FredFlinstone> you wuv your music TheRon 
07:00 <TheRon> oh yeah
07:00 <FredFlinstone> me too
07:00 <FredFlinstone> always played music
08:00 <FredFlinstone> although since I been with this mole I havent been allowed to in the house
08:00 <TheRon> i'm not that talented
08:00 <FredFlinstone> me either
08:00 <TheRon> do you have a sex song?
08:00 <FredFlinstone> yes
08:00 <TheRon> mines lucky man by the verve
09:00 <FredFlinstone> minw would be that older black guy who got shot by his father I gotne brain dead
09:00 <TheRon> marvin?
09:00 <FredFlinstone> thats hime the Gaye boy
09:00 <FredFlinstone> sexual healing
09:00 <FredFlinstone> woohooo
09:00 <FredFlinstone> turns me on
10:00 <FredFlinstone> dont come around when I got that on
10:00 <TheRon> my funeral song is gonna be disco inferno
10:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
10:00 <TheRon> just as i'm put into the oven
10:00 <FredFlinstone> oh no
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I got all those disco shit songs
10:00 <TheRon> no good?
10:00 <FredFlinstone> I threw away so many vinyls
10:00 <FredFlinstone> yes its a great song
11:00 <FredFlinstone> I will dance at your funeral
11:00 <FredFlinstone> but not in the inferno
11:00 <TheRon> i hope people do
11:00 <FredFlinstone> I will live forever cos only the good die young
11:00 <TheRon> i don't see funerals as a sad occasion
12:00 <FredFlinstone> oooerrrrrrrrrrrrr
12:00 <FredFlinstone> you can play that at my funerals
13:00 <TheRon> only the good die young?
13:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed
13:00 <FredFlinstone> hehehehehe
13:00 <TheRon> rebel rebel, you torn your dress, and your face is a mess
13:00 <TheRon> fav bowie song
14:00 <FredFlinstone> good one they all good I reckon
14:00 <FredFlinstone> marvin and diana WOOHOOOOOOO
14:00 <TheRon> herad it on the grapevine?
14:00 <FredFlinstone> indeed 
15:00 <FredFlinstone> great
15:00 <FredFlinstone> must play them all now
15:00 <TheRon> easy song to sing
15:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
15:00 <FredFlinstone> marvin and diana
15:00 <TheRon> done that song many times
15:00 <FredFlinstone> aint no mountain high enuff
15:00 <FredFlinstone> love it
15:00 <TheRon> that too
15:00 <FredFlinstone> thats up next
16:00 <TheRon> any al green?
16:00 <FredFlinstone> ooooooooeeerrrrrr
16:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
16:00 <FredFlinstone> I siad I need to get him
16:00 <FredFlinstone> last week
16:00 <TheRon> i forget these things
16:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
16:00 <TheRon> you like the cars?
17:00 <FredFlinstone> I understand you old fart
17:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
17:00 <TheRon> just what i needed
17:00 <FredFlinstone> woohooo
18:00 <TheRon> ppl do love it when i dj parties
18:00 <FredFlinstone> everyone invited to my disco here tonight!
18:00 <FredFlinstone> how sweet it is to be loved by you
18:00 <TheRon> my surprise track is usually a naughty by nature number
19:00 <FredFlinstone> oh
19:00 <FredFlinstone> got to give it up next
20:00 <FredFlinstone> must make a mental not AL GREEN
20:00 <FredFlinstone> get the disc
20:00 <FredFlinstone> note
20:00 <FredFlinstone> the cars
20:00 <FredFlinstone> and the clash
20:00 <TheRon> let's stay together
20:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yes 
21:00 <FredFlinstone> tina did a good version of that too
21:00 <TheRon> yeah?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
21:00 <FredFlinstone> here we go
21:00 <FredFlinstone> woohooo
21:00 <FredFlinstone> listne
21:00 <TheRon> you got private dancer and we don't need another hero?
21:00 <FredFlinstone> dunno lol
22:00 <FredFlinstone> prolly
22:00 <TheRon> i like the living end
22:00 <FredFlinstone> you are just a music guru
22:00 <TheRon> well...
22:00 <FredFlinstone> is Molly your nickname?
23:00 <TheRon> no
23:00 <TheRon> i get gee or uncle gee
23:00 <FredFlinstone> good golly miss Molly
23:00 <FredFlinstone> g for?
23:00 <FredFlinstone> gee banger
23:00 <TheRon> that too
23:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
23:00 <TheRon> a name starting with g
23:00 <FredFlinstone> nfi
23:00 <TheRon> excellent
24:00 <FredFlinstone> :)
24:00 <FredFlinstone> lets stay together next 
24:00 <TheRon> nice
24:00 <FredFlinstone> Tina Burner
25:00 <FredFlinstone> I got so much music
25:00 <TheRon> all that i'm hearing from you is white noise
25:00 <FredFlinstone> since we been together
25:00 <FredFlinstone> needdddddddd
25:00 <FredFlinstone> let me!
25:00 <TheRon> woo hoo, it's still rock n roll to me
26:00 <FredFlinstone> untrue
26:00 <FredFlinstone> oh baby
26:00 <FredFlinstone> lets
26:00 <FredFlinstone> lets tay together
26:00 <TheRon> why is every other bastard being so snobbish
26:00 <Kelevra> al fkn green
26:00 <FredFlinstone> lol
26:00 <TheRon> they're too good for us
26:00 <FredFlinstone> you coming running to
27:00 <FredFlinstone> Tom Jones next
27:00 <TheRon> nice
27:00 <Kelevra> I'm playing the ting tings
27:00 <TheRon> green green grass of home?
27:00 <FredFlinstone> nah
27:00 <FredFlinstone> sex bomb lol
28:00 <FredFlinstone> kiss
28:00 <TheRon> that's not your name
28:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahahahha yeah right
28:00 <Kelevra> nah
28:00 <Kelevra> greast dj it says
28:00 <TheRon> robbie williams - come undone, i love this song
28:00 <nige> Hello peoples.
28:00 <Kelevra> it's lee's playlist
28:00 <FredFlinstone> not that axe murderer
28:00 <Kelevra> yeah 
29:00 <TheRon> he murders that song
29:00 <Kelevra> donw
29:00 <FredFlinstone> love it
29:00 <Kelevra> someone ripped you off buddy
29:00 <Kelevra> fuck you're a real lady
30:00 <FredFlinstone> I do like the other version better lol
30:00 <TheRon> whoaaa she's a lady
30:00 <FredFlinstone> hehehehe not moine
30:00 <Kelevra> who is a lady?
31:00 <TheRon> tom jones - she's a lady
31:00 <Kelevra> you're a fucking faggot
31:00 <FredFlinstone> and that lady is moine
31:00 <Kelevra> TheRon is this your mum?
31:00 <TheRon> no!
31:00 <FredFlinstone> whoaaaaaa
32:00 <FredFlinstone> shes a slut bafg
32:00 <Kelevra> bafg
32:00 <FredFlinstone> and the lady is moine
32:00 <Kelevra> you must be fat
32:00 <Kelevra> your fingers keep doing the bump and slide
32:00 <TheRon> my mum's a midget
32:00 <FredFlinstone> Just HElp Yourself
32:00 <TheRon> under 5 ft
32:00 <FredFlinstone> candy on a shelf
32:00 <FredFlinstone> my mum is 4'10
32:00 <Kelevra> that's cool that she's so compact
33:00 <FredFlinstone> the very best in life is free
33:00 <Kelevra> body in the barrel is totally a double deal there
33:00 <FredFlinstone> my wife is 5'
33:00 <FredFlinstone> daughter 5'
33:00 <FredFlinstone> other daughter 5'6
34:00 <FredFlinstone> more than enough for me and you
34:00 <TheRon> my bro is 5'11 he's considered tall
34:00 <FredFlinstone> gonna play my name song next
34:00 <FredFlinstone> he would
35:00 <TheRon> woo hoo richard marx
35:00 <FredFlinstone> SEX BOMBBBBBBBBBBBB
35:00 <FredFlinstone> ahhh baby
35:00 <FredFlinstone> oh yeahhhhhh
35:00 <Lumeah> lol
35:00 <FredFlinstone> hehehehhee
35:00 <TheRon> sex bomb is terrible
36:00 <FredFlinstone> its fun
36:00 <Lumeah> hi FredFlinstone :)
36:00 <FredFlinstone> g'day sexiiieeeeee
36:00 <Lumeah> lol
36:00 <Lumeah> hii
36:00 <FredFlinstone> how they hangin?
36:00 <TheRon> handle something big today?
36:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
36:00 <FredFlinstone> oh ron
36:00 <TheRon> she's a tradie
37:00 <FredFlinstone> whats new pussycat?
37:00 <FredFlinstone> I know
37:00 <FredFlinstone> she fixed my plumbing other day
37:00 <TheRon> no inuendo there
37:00 <FredFlinstone> lolz
37:00 <FredFlinstone> the italian suppositry
38:00 <FredFlinstone> Sometimes We Cry
38:00 <TheRon> lumeah i'm sorry
38:00 <TheRon> baby come back!
39:00 <FredFlinstone> hahahaha great song
39:00 <Lumeah> for?
39:00 <FredFlinstone> sings it with you know who?
39:00 <TheRon> i thought i said something dick worthy
39:00 <FredFlinstone> woohoooo
39:00 <FredFlinstone> the VANNNNNNNNNNNN
40:00 <FredFlinstone> this is fantesticel
41:00 <TheRon> baby come back by player
41:00 <TheRon> no joke
42:00 <FredFlinstone> thats for my dinner
42:00 <FredFlinstone> the pike that is
43:00 <FredFlinstone> The Trammps!
43:00 <FredFlinstone> woohooo
43:00 <FredFlinstone> go for it 
43:00 <FredFlinstone> Burn you bastard
43:00 <FredFlinstone> burn bay burn
44:00 <TheRon> burn baby burn?
44:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
45:00 <FredFlinstone> I couldnt get enough
45:00 <FredFlinstone> the heat was on
45:00 <TheRon> take me back to you it's been a long time
46:00 <FredFlinstone> this is waht I will play at my ....th birfday
46:00 <TheRon> glenn frey?
46:00 <FredFlinstone> next Yvonee Fair
46:00 <FredFlinstone> the bitch is black!
47:00 <TheRon> i like noiseworks
47:00 <FredFlinstone> sorry it should have been me
47:00 <FredFlinstone> I saw my girl
47:00 <FredFlinstone> walking donw the aisle
47:00 <FredFlinstone> and as she passed my by
47:00 <FredFlinstone> and gave me a smile
48:00 <TheRon> take me back is like a fav song of mine
48:00 <TheRon> especially when drinking
48:00 <FredFlinstone> and you broke my heart
49:00 <FredFlinstone> Jon whats his name?
49:00 <FredFlinstone> Stevens
49:00 <TheRon> stevens
49:00 <FredFlinstone> is that him
49:00 <FredFlinstone> takes me back with all my friends are getting married
50:00 <TheRon> skyhooks?
50:00 <FredFlinstone> temperature is risingggggggggggg
50:00 <FredFlinstone> yepps
50:00 <FredFlinstone> hi
50:00 <FredFlinstone> have we got news for you!
50:00 <TheRon> honesty is such a lonely word, everyone is so untrue
51:00 <TheRon> i used to be able to play that on the piano
52:00 <Shadowgate> dudz makes me laugh lol
52:00 <TheRon> no he doesn't
53:00 <dudz> i set the topic around here
53:00 <TheRon> boobs?
53:00 <dudz> narh
53:00 <dudz> something productive
53:00 <TheRon> rod stewart - if ya think i'm sexy
54:00 <FredFlinstone> I aint gonna bump no more
54:00 <dudz> just piss?
54:00 <TheRon> i'd better pee and get rid of about 5 cans
54:00 <dudz> yeah go on
54:00 <dudz> i'll save your seat
55:00 <Lumeah> lol
55:00 <Lumeah> men and pissing..
55:00 <dudz> yep, they sure do it
55:00 <Fez> Women piss too
55:00 <Fez> I think
56:00 <Lumeah> yes... but..
56:00 <dudz> Fez: Shadowgate thinks im funny
56:00 <The_Baron> they piss, and when they do it out the fenceline at a music festival, it's all the more funny/messy/yeah
56:00 <Fez> Thats good
56:00 <dudz> yeah
56:00 <Fez> Laughing is a grand thing
56:00 <dudz> yep
56:00 <FredFlinstone> all my friends are getting married!
58:00 <FredFlinstone> its just a Chain Reaction
13:00 <FredFlinstone> Bette
33:00 <couleurs> good nick BaD^BOY^69 
34:00 <BaD^BOY^69> lol
34:00 <BaD^BOY^69> ill sell it to ya eheheh
35:00 <couleurs> how much...
35:00 <BaD^BOY^69> 3
37:00 <couleurs> tomatoes? 
40:00 <Pieter> hshshn 7mate
40:00 <Pieter> funny shi
40:00 <Pieter> t
41:00 <couleurs> Shut Up, Pieter 
41:00 <Pieter> ok:(
42:00 <Lumeah> :(
42:00 <Lumeah> dun shut up!
43:00 <xm> talk to me baby. i want to know what you're thinking. communication is key in every relationship babes
44:00 <Lumeah> hehe ;)
44:00 <Fez> Porno
44:00 <xm> congratulations (you're pregnant with STDs)
45:00 <Lumeah> congrats
45:00 <Doodle> D:
45:00 <Lumeah> IT'S FUCKING MIRC DUN BE A PRICK
45:00 <Lumeah> :P
45:00 <xm> i cant help it. my psychiatrist recently switched my medication
45:00 <xm> a side effect is being a prick on IRC
45:00 <xm> it's true. read about it online, google it
46:00 <BaD^BOY^69> lumeah 
46:00 <Lumeah> haha
46:00 <Lumeah> what
47:00 <Pieter> i only got 2 stds
47:00 <Pieter> dun worry
47:00 <Lumeah> lol
47:00 <Pieter> you'll live forever
47:00 <Lumeah> with them that we share :P
47:00 <xm> Pieter: when the GP said you have HEP A-Z he didnt mean HEP A & HEP Z
47:00 <xm> he meant HEP A to HEP Z
50:00 <stebie> alphahep soup
51:00 <Lumeah> byesssssssssssssssssssss
51:00 <Lumeah> :P'
52:00 <Lumeah> I like afeperbets :P
52:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/newNF1UsOcw
52:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Samsung Galaxy S5 Hammer Test Fail (Apr 5, 2014) 0:59 - Category: Comedy - 18,812 views - 251 likes (85.7%), 42 dislikes (14.3%)
54:00 <Pieter> mmm chedder cream cheese:)))~
55:00 <Flossy> is that the discharge?
55:00 <Pieter> was wondering why it was so orange 
55:00 <Pieter> EJACULANT
55:00 <Flossy> i think you should find a local vet
57:00 <Lumeah> haha
57:00 <Lumeah> yello... indeed
57:00 <Lumeah> white white white
59:00 <Pieter> yellow happens when ya aint sprogged in yonks
00:00 <Pieter> so cloudy 
00:00 <Pieter> i cant see no moon:(
00:00 <Serenity> im going to fucking power spew in a minute
00:00 <Flossy> yellow happens when you have missed your anal gland express appointment
01:00 <Pieter> hahaha a guy pissing on an electric fence
01:00 <Pieter> it really did shock his cock
01:00 <Pieter> a drunk guy now trying to ride a bike with only 1 wheel
01:00 <Lumeah> i know
01:00 <Lumeah> i can help with that :P
01:00 <Pieter> you wanna be a wheel?
02:00 <Lumeah> no
02:00 <Lumeah> lol
02:00 <Flossy> i feel like peiters brain skips whole paragraphs
03:00 <Flossy> from penis electrocution to bike riding
03:00 <BaD^BOY^69> wat ya rection 
03:00 <Pieter> worlds craziest fools
03:00 <Pieter> 7mate
03:00 <BaD^BOY^69> fark mister t
03:00 <Lumeah> you on it babe ?
03:00 <Pieter> its fuckin much better than any other candid camera thing
03:00 <Lumeah> cu i am :P
03:00 <Lumeah> ll
03:00 <Lumeah> cuz*
04:00 <Pieter> OH fuck this cheese aint sitting right
04:00 <Pieter> tummy aches begin :(
04:00 <Pieter> and naa im not
05:00 <Lumeah> you have a olcer my dear.
05:00 <Lumeah> somac
05:00 <Shadowgate> be funny yous lol type into an irc room lol
06:00 <Shadowgate> lol hahahhahhahaha
06:00 <Shadowgate> Pieter killed me of laughter
07:00 <Pieter> pewpew pew
07:00 <Pieter> oh no
07:00 <Pieter> a lochness monster
07:00 <Pieter> yep
07:00 <Pieter> i thought of that all on my own
07:00 <Pieter> *nod*
07:00 <ness> rahhhhh
07:00 <Lumeah> well done huh huh huh
08:00 <CannibalClown> anyone seen my mate bastardly_one
09:00 <Lumeah> nope
14:00 <Lumeah> hi gir
18:00 <BaD^BOY^69> hi 
18:00 <dematerialised> your name isn't gir
18:00 <dematerialised> shut the fuck up
19:00 <Lumeah> heehee
19:00 <BaD^BOY^69> lol
19:00 <BaD^BOY^69> ya rection 
21:00 <Serenity> hey BaD^BOY^69 2004 called it wants its screen name back
22:00 <couleurs> http://youtu.be/msGRRGFZ80Q
23:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Miley Cyrus fan learns that she just cancelled her show in Charlotte, NC (Apr 7, 2014) 0:17 - Category: People and Blogs - 10,554 views - 53 likes (84.1%), 10 dislikes (15.9%)
23:00 <Lumeah> lol
23:00 <Lumeah> what about 2001 ?
25:00 <Lumeah> hi fi
26:00 <Fiona> hi lu
27:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB979KMd6h4
27:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Streets ft. Mistah Fab (Aug 26, 2013) 4:00 - Category: Music - 7,030 views - 57 likes (96.6%), 2 dislikes (3.4%)
33:00 <BaD^BOY^69> mirc irc 
38:00 <Pieter> Plop
39:00 <Lumeah> plop plop
39:00 <Pieter> I POOPED OUT A BABY
39:00 <BaD^BOY^69> like sour 
40:00 <Pieter> I DIDNT KNOW I WAS PREGNANT
40:00 <Lumeah> aawwwwwwwwwww
40:00 <Lumeah> we can call it stinky piete
40:00 <Pieter> but im stinky piet
40:00 <Pieter> :(
41:00 <dematerialised> you smell like rotten fish and torn open garbage bags
45:00 <Pieter> submit your food questions and get your answers from mcdonalds
45:00 <Pieter> 'are your fries 100% chips'
45:00 <Pieter> what are those things on the sesame seed bun
46:00 <Pieter> are the lil holes at the bottom of the bun where you cut out mould?
46:00 <Pieter> what are those maggot looking things in your meat
48:00 <mattyd> lmao ur a fuken terrorist bud!!
49:00 <slower> lol Pieter, "holes at the bottom of bun where mould cut out"
50:00 <slower> very funny
59:00 <Shadowgate> slower can make people laugh
59:00 <Shadowgate> maccers chips and nuggets used to rock
59:00 <Shadowgate> now something wrong with this food
00:00 <Shadowgate> its really horrible
00:00 <Shadowgate> after 2005 the taste changed
00:00 <Saemon> agreed
00:00 <couleurs> lol Shadowgate is funny
00:00 <Saemon> last frech fries i had was dried like as if it was microwaved
00:00 <Shadowgate> couleurs lol
01:00 <Saemon> and the nuggests tasted plasticy
01:00 <Shadowgate> yeh it does
01:00 <Saemon> hungry jacks frieds are still good 
01:00 <couleurs> it's not food... theirs you're problem
01:00 <Saemon> but their burgers are really way too soggy
01:00 <Saemon> they need to work on that
07:00 <BaD^BOY^69> chris angel 
08:00 <Saemon> mind freak!!!
09:00 <Lumeah> Married guys fuck off lol
11:00 <Pieter> chris angel aint no magician
12:00 <couleurs> he's atrocious 
12:00 <BaD^BOY^69> married girls come to me lol
12:00 <Pieter> so true
12:00 <Pieter> he probably thinks hes gonna get in the eye
13:00 <Lumeah> probbly
13:00 <BaD^BOY^69> lumeah 
13:00 <BaD^BOY^69> have u looked 
13:00 <Lumeah> no
13:00 <BaD^BOY^69> in the mirror :)
13:00 <Lumeah> at the moon?
13:00 <Lumeah> not your mirror isn't broken
13:00 <BaD^BOY^69> lol
13:00 <Lumeah> you broke it
14:00 <BaD^BOY^69> thats why u got years and years of bad luck :P
14:00 <Lumeah> becouse you broke your mirror
16:00 <BaD^BOY^69> u popped it lol
16:00 <Lumeah> fez popped it
16:00 <Lumeah> :P
17:00 <Fez> ?
17:00 <BaD^BOY^69> fez
17:00 <BaD^BOY^69> did u pop it 
18:00 <Fez> :)
20:00 <Bellatrix> gosh its been a while
20:00 <Lumeah> hi Bellatrix
20:00 <Lumeah> welcome
20:00 <BaD^BOY^69> hey bella
20:00 <Bellatrix> err hi
20:00 <BaD^BOY^69> welcome
20:00 <Lumeah> hi ITaL^GuY
21:00 <BaD^BOY^69> lumeah lol have u got another life somewhere lol
21:00 <Bellatrix> its awfully quiet in here
21:00 <Lumeah> it is
21:00 <Lumeah> what are you implying BaD^BOY^69?
22:00 <ITaL^GuY> hi Lumeah
22:00 <BaD^BOY^69> im implying what i just implyed 
22:00 <Lumeah> yeah... well done mate
23:00 <BaD^BOY^69> :)
23:00 <BaD^BOY^69> mind freak 
23:00 <BaD^BOY^69> coffen 1
24:00 <Fez> Bad boy are you bad?
24:00 <Lumeah> he's fakeing it
25:00 <BaD^BOY^69> im all of it 
25:00 <Fez> Whats it?
25:00 <BaD^BOY^69> u name it ill claim it 
25:00 <Fez> U been to prison?
25:00 <Lumeah> lol
25:00 <BaD^BOY^69> dumb kunts go to prison 
25:00 <Lumeah> lego
25:00 <BaD^BOY^69> people that work 4 me do time for me 
26:00 <Fez> Cunts is spelt wirh a c. I guess you are dumb
26:00 <Saemon> doin hard time in prison makes you a REAL man
26:00 <BaD^BOY^69> kunts
26:00 <Fez> Or a bitch
26:00 <BaD^BOY^69> doing time in prison makes u a wanker coz it means u got caught 
27:00 <BaD^BOY^69> faggots get caught 
27:00 <BaD^BOY^69> fizzy 
27:00 <Fez> U gotcaufht
27:00 <Bellatrix> we dont use that word BaD^BOY^69
28:00 <Saemon> but what if u go willingly
28:00 <Saemon> cuz u want to redeem yourself
28:00 <Saemon> my mate handed himself in for rape
28:00 <BaD^BOY^69> maybe he wanted to eat some propper food 
28:00 <Saemon> he has since found god in prison
29:00 <Saemon> and now hes out and working as a pastor or something
29:00 <Saemon> something to do with church
29:00 <Lumeah> cuz the devil made me rape
29:00 <Lumeah> him
29:00 <slower> what was god in for
29:00 <Lumeah> oop
29:00 <Lumeah> haha
30:00 <Saemon> no what i meant was
30:00 <Bellatrix> what the fuck
30:00 <BaD^BOY^69> wdf r yous on about kids
30:00 <Saemon> whilst in prison
30:00 <Saemon> he started believing in god
30:00 <Bellatrix> urgh, no wonder I left.
31:00 <BaD^BOY^69> saemon ur a lost kid 
31:00 <BaD^BOY^69> vallaj 
31:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB979KMd6h4
31:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Streets ft. Mistah Fab (Aug 26, 2013) 4:00 - Category: Music - 7,033 views - 57 likes (96.6%), 2 dislikes (3.4%)
32:00 <Fez> Wish i was lame
32:00 <Lumeah> you 10 fez
33:00 <Lumeah> wheres my 0 :P
33:00 <Fez> Huh?
33:00 <BaD^BOY^69> ok kids carry on ................
34:00 <Fez> Im just 1 fez..
34:00 <Lumeah> ok
34:00 <BaD^BOY^69> fezovich 
34:00 <Fez> No
34:00 <Fez> Thats not a nick here
35:00 <BaD^BOY^69> fezoski 
36:00 <nige> Accidently Kelly streeeeeeeeeeeet.
37:00 <nige> Who remembers it?
38:00 <Fez> Lol
38:00 <Fez> Frente
38:00 <nige> Frente... exactly.
38:00 <nige> Times were good then.
39:00 <Fez> They so were
39:00 <Bellatrix> times were easy then
39:00 <Bellatrix> no bills.. :D
39:00 <nige> hehe. You know Fez...
39:00 <nige> I never thought life... could be so sweet.
40:00 <Fez> Hehe
40:00 <Fez> Friends and strangers sometimes meet
41:00 <nige> I dunno when society started going so wrong though.
41:00 <nige> I think sometime around 2000.
41:00 <Fez> Lyrical masterminds
41:00 <Fez> Yea id agree with that
44:00 <Bellatrix> hrmmm
45:00 <Pieter> YOU POOS!!!
45:00 <nige> Ist mir langweilig.
45:00 <nige> Ja.
47:00 <nige> Poos.
47:00 <nige> I hate you Pieter.
47:00 <nige> Unless you have a vagina.
47:00 <Pieter> thats ok
47:00 <Pieter> hate away
47:00 <Bellatrix> Pieter :P
47:00 <Pieter> heya Bellatrix
48:00 <Bellatrix> :)
48:00 <Bellatrix> long time no see :P
48:00 <nige> And me?
48:00 <Pieter> i guess
49:00 <Bellatrix> hrmm... like that i guess
49:00 <nige> Pfft.
49:00 <Bellatrix> nige?
49:00 <nige> Bella?
50:00 <Bellatrix> nevermind
50:00 <nige> Tell me.
51:00 <nige> Bella...
51:00 <nige> You wanna know what the problem with doing training in German is?
51:00 <Kynetic> its in german?
52:00 <nige> Fuckin A.
52:00 <nige> But I'm doin' it.
53:00 <nige> I'm fucking doing it.
53:00 <nige> My eyes won't stay open.
53:00 <nige> And I have looked up the same words over and over.
53:00 <nige> But I... am fuckin' doin' it
53:00 <Kynetic> good for you :)
54:00 <nige> You know, I thought moving here I would eventually learn the language.
54:00 <nige> But it turns out I'm a 'tard when it comes to learning language.
54:00 <Kynetic> even immersed in it?
55:00 <Kynetic> they say its the best way to learn a new language
55:00 <nige> Pfft, you know... everyone speaks English.
55:00 <Kynetic> lol yeah that wouldnt surprise me
55:00 <nige> It's fuckin' horrible. I don't even really bother asking people if they speak English now.
55:00 <lumeah> even me ? 
56:00 <lumeah> i can't  lol
56:00 <Kynetic> me speak english?
56:00 <nige> Sprechen Sie Englisch Lumeah?
56:00 <Kynetic> its like i only know how to say one thing in french
56:00 <Kynetic> and thats 'i do not speak french'
56:00 <nige> hehe.
56:00 <nige> I could have used that yesterday.
56:00 <nige> Someone rang me on the phone.
57:00 <Kynetic> on the phone you say?
57:00 <nige> And it was like "le pa nue de la *2i"
57:00 <Kynetic> glad you made that clear.. i mightve thought they called you on the coffee mug
57:00 <Kynetic> :P
57:00 <lumeah> mibbit
57:00 <nige> Then I was like "hmm" *beep* hung up.
57:00 <lumeah> haha
58:00 <Bellatrix> Kynetic, your nick looks familiar
58:00 <nige> I need a rub.
58:00 <Kynetic> so does yours Bellatrix
58:00 <Fez> Shoe fone!!!!
58:00 <Fez> Haha
58:00 <lumeah> lol
58:00 <Kynetic> shoe phones are so last millenium
58:00 <Kynetic> coffee mug phones are where its at
58:00 <nige> Anybody?
58:00 <Fez> So am i
58:00 <dickchoke> house sitting, on a diet, go to pantry and there's 2 bags full of easter chocolate ....son of a
59:00 <Fez> U got a problem with that kynetic?
59:00 <nige> What's the problem dickchoke?
59:00 <dickchoke> i don't keep chocolate in my house because of the temptation
59:00 <Kynetic> i keep chocolate so long it goes off
00:00 <dickchoke> i'm the same with cigarettes
00:00 <Bastardly_One> Bellatrix was here? didn't even notice
00:00 <doctor> well that's no fun
00:00 <Fez> Glucose is better than chocolate
01:00 <Kynetic> hi Bastardly_One
01:00 <Bastardly_One> evenin'
01:00 <Bastardly_One> all good?
01:00 <Kynetic> yea
01:00 <Kynetic> just sayin hi
01:00 <Kynetic> hows shit your end?
02:00 <Bastardly_One> so was I :P
02:00 <Bastardly_One> and ... yessum
02:00 <nige> This is funny https://www.google.ch/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&ei=NuVDU4zgJIiIyAOLgIEY&url=http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/what-most-daring-you-have-been-rubbing-one-out-668222/&cd=1&ved=0CCkQFjAA&usg=AFQjCNEt7pwSAEYvkoGsD5E3sY1bqXAX3w
02:00 <Bastardly_One> I think ... lol
05:00 <nige> The most daring I've been....
05:00 <druff> GoT
05:00 <druff> yipy ip
07:00 <Kynetic> Fuck the King
07:00 <druff> joffrey is a cunt
09:00 <Kynetic> indeed
12:00 <doctor> I never jack off. I contain so much willpower that I am pretty much God like
12:00 <couleurs> :o
13:00 <nige> haha doctor, of course I believe you.
13:00 <doctor> People cower in fear due to the awesome radiant aura that I carry around with me 
14:00 <nige> You must be pretty backed up by now.
14:00 <Kynetic> i dont think thats an aura
14:00 <doctor> they call it a chip of my shoulder and say I lash out at them but what would they know
14:00 <nige> Maybe you should just learn to jack off instead.
14:00 <Kynetic> you'll die of prostate cancer
14:00 <nige> The trick is to do it without waking your wife up.
15:00 <doctor> I much prefer to let people know how much better I am than them
16:00 <Kynetic> its at about this point i think youre just taking the piss.
16:00 <Kynetic> :)
16:00 <nige> My opinion is, if you haven't jacked off... it's because it ain't working.
16:00 <doctor> You'll never know;)
17:00 <Saemon> lol finally Bastardly_One is out of hiding
17:00 <Saemon> and shows himself once more
18:00 <Kynetic> oh look.. Saemon is here.
18:00 <Saemon> Bastardly_One where were you the past few days?
18:00 <Saemon> Serenity was looking for you
18:00 <Serenity> i wasnt looking for anyone you moron. you completely missed the point of what was being said
19:00 <Saemon> * Topic is 'aNYoNe SeeN MY MaTe BaSTaRDLY_oNe?|| Serenity is great <3 BlackDevil'
19:00 <Saemon> * Set by Serenity on Mon Apr 07 13:27:25
19:00 <Saemon> isnt that what it is?
19:00 <Serenity> yes.
19:00 <Serenity> sure thing
19:00 <Serenity> simbas right about you you know
19:00 <Serenity> biggest troll ever
20:00 <Bonny> yo
20:00 <Serenity> heya bonny
20:00 <Bonny> hey Serenity
20:00 <Kynetic> i love the fella with the epic beard on this show
20:00 <Serenity> i miss burkes backyard
20:00 <Serenity> he was a champ
20:00 <Kynetic> nah
20:00 <Bonny> that was a good show
20:00 <nige> Burke was a dick.
20:00 <Kynetic> this fella has a beard burke would be fucken jelly of
20:00 <Bonny> nah he wasn't. he knew his shit
20:00 <Saemon> oooh i love the theme show for that show
21:00 <nige> Everybody knows their shit on TV.
21:00 <Kynetic> of course they do
21:00 <Bonny> no they don't
21:00 <Kynetic> TV Never lies
21:00 <Bonny> lol
22:00 <Serenity> the scripts say so
22:00 <Bastardly_One> oh, that's why my highlight went off *yawns*
24:00 <Saemon> and so he spoke, and so he spoke, that lord of castermere
24:00 <Bastardly_One> Kynetic: you mean Costa on the ABC?
24:00 <Bastardly_One> he fucking rules
24:00 <Kynetic> not sure what his name is
24:00 <Kynetic> i never pay attention to the witing on the screen
24:00 <Bastardly_One> I've been watching that dirty hippy for 20 odd years
24:00 <Kynetic> i just think he has an epic beard
24:00 <Kynetic> so he must know his shit when it comes to gardening
24:00 <Bastardly_One> the hippy dude on the abc though right?
25:00 <Saemon> is he still alive?
25:00 <Kynetic> on gardening australia
25:00 <nige> I have a beard.
25:00 <Saemon> burkes backyard guy
25:00 <nige> Does that mean I can garden?
25:00 <Bastardly_One> which is on the abc?
25:00 <Saemon> and also
25:00 <Kynetic> is it epic nige?
25:00 <Saemon> the vet on larrys practice
25:00 <nige> I like to think so.
25:00 <Saemon> last time i saw him was on better homes and gardens
25:00 <Kynetic> http://images.smh.com.au/2012/05/04/3270364/ipad-art-wide-Gardening-420x0.jpg
25:00 <Bastardly_One> yeah that's Costa 
25:00 <Kynetic> is it that epic nige?
26:00 <Serenity> you have to smell like wet dirt though nige
26:00 <Bastardly_One> fucking legend that guy
26:00 <nige> I smell like butter.
26:00 <Saemon> ew
26:00 <nige> Some people like it.
27:00 <Saemon> butter smell from actual butter is good
27:00 <Saemon> but butter smell emanating from a persons body is not.
27:00 <nige> I have to do my work time sheet.
27:00 <Saemon> somethings not right there, go hav a shower
27:00 <nige> Should I write...
27:00 <Kynetic> i use butter to slick my hair
27:00 <nige> Did not a fucking thing again?
28:00 <Saemon> i want to taste american peanut butter
28:00 <Serenity> if you smell like butter you could be huey
28:00 <Saemon> apparently what he have here in australia taste very different from what they habe there
28:00 <Saemon> what he*
29:00 <Saemon> what we*
29:00 <Saemon> huey that fat chef
29:00 <Saemon> he used to be the mascot for Bi-Lo supermarkets
29:00 <nige> I smell like Dutch butter.
30:00 <Saemon> ugh
30:00 <Saemon> i hate these new farmers union iced coffee ad's on tele
31:00 <Saemon> they try to portray it as the drink for bogan tradies n shit
31:00 <Saemon> its cringeworthy
31:00 <Serenity> because thats what it is you idiot
31:00 <doctor> all ads are cringeworthy Saemon
31:00 <Saemon> im not a bogan tradie, im a fat nerd and i love that drink
32:00 <Saemon> im more like comic book guy form the simpsons
32:00 <nige> You could become a bogan tradie.
32:00 <Saemon> sif
32:00 <Serenity> you're probably a bogan tho
32:00 <doctor> I take what I like, I don't care about the pretty colours and word play on the boxes
32:00 <Serenity> you're not smart enough to be a nerd
33:00 <Saemon> lol sez
33:00 <Saemon> i know, i like to say that ive got all the qualities of a nerd, but just except for the brains
34:00 <nige> You might be just plain Saemon.
34:00 <nige> Uncategorized.
34:00 <Saemon> these cheesy ads for milk based drinks
35:00 <Kynetic> i dunno i dont watch ads
35:00 <Saemon> began with that stupid oak adds with that old dude talkin into the camera breaking the 4th wall
35:00 <Kynetic> i just drink dare double espresso
35:00 <Kynetic> cos it actually tastes like fkn coffee
35:00 <nige> The dare ads were good.
36:00 <nige> "That was harry... you know he says that the milk man has slept with every woman on this street... well, except for one"
36:00 <Kynetic> in a pinch ill settle for an ice break with extra shot of coffee
36:00 <nige> "hmmm.... that must be the stuck up bitch from number 7"
36:00 <Saemon> wat?
36:00 <Saemon> ive never seen those ads
36:00 <nige> Really?
36:00 <Kynetic> all the rest are just weak piss.
36:00 <Saemon> as if they are allowed to say bitch in them
37:00 <nige> ha, you can't remember those ads??
37:00 <Saemon> no
37:00 <Saemon> when were they airing?
37:00 <nige> Wait, I'll find it.
37:00 <Saemon> how long aho
37:00 <Saemon> ago
37:00 <Saemon> Kynetic try n make your own iced coffee 
37:00 <Kynetic> i do
37:00 <Kynetic> but when im out and about
37:00 <Saemon> how do u make it? whats your recipe?
37:00 <Serenity> milks gross anyway
37:00 <Serenity> stop drinking i
37:00 <Serenity> t
37:00 <Kynetic> and i want a nice fkn cold ice coffee on the go
37:00 <nige> http://www.adforum.com/creative-work/ad/player/8329
38:00 <Kynetic> a tablespoon of dark roast moccona
38:00 <Kynetic> 2 tablespoons of sugar
38:00 <Saemon> mine is normal coffee mixed with scoops of ice cream, full cream milk, and a hint of malt syrup
38:00 <Kynetic> a good few cups of milk
38:00 <Kynetic> and ice.
38:00 <Saemon> and suger
38:00 <Kynetic> whizz that shit up in the blender
38:00 <Kynetic> bam.
38:00 <Kynetic> fucken beautiful.
38:00 <Saemon> try mine, add ice cream to youts
38:00 <Saemon> vanilla ice cream
38:00 <Kynetic> ice cream? malt syrup? you a fkn poof?
38:00 <Kynetic> :P
39:00 <Pieter> I CANT STOP MOOING
39:00 <Pieter> moo
39:00 <Saemon> lol i experimented
39:00 <Pieter> :(
39:00 <Saemon> and it turned out great
39:00 <nige> Did you see the link Saemon?
39:00 <Saemon> first time i made it i felt like homer 
39:00 <Pieter> Saemon: its ok , many males experiment with their bums :p
39:00 <Saemon> makin the flamin homor
39:00 <Saemon> aka flamin moes lol
39:00 <Pieter> makes me a flaming pee
40:00 <Saemon> yeah i did nige
40:00 <Saemon> its good
40:00 <Pieter> IT burNS!!
40:00 <nige> Still don't remember it?
40:00 <Saemon> yeah i rememvber it now
40:00 <Saemon> but it never stood out to me
40:00 <Saemon> so i guess thats why i didnt rememebr it
41:00 <nige> You know what your problem is?
41:00 <Saemon> wat?
41:00 <nige> You're a bogan tradie.
41:00 <Kynetic> totally
41:00 <Kynetic> i bet he also speaks geman
41:00 <Kynetic> german*
41:00 <Saemon> you wanna step outside and say that to me nige?
42:00 <Saemon> me a bogan tradie? as fucking if
42:00 <nige> Okay... I will step outside in Basel, Switzerland...
42:00 <Saemon> ive got class, elegance and culture
42:00 <Saemon> and i dont work a trade
42:00 <Bastardly_One> you gonna crawl out the door to fight him Saemon  with no legs?
42:00 <nige> I'm like... 3 minutes from the Rhein river, so...
42:00 <nige> Meet me there.
42:00 <Saemon> so therefore i cannot be a bogan tradie
42:00 <nige> Besides...
42:00 <nige> Saemon.
43:00 <nige> Didn't you say you were like the Simpsons comic book guy?
43:00 <Saemon> yes
43:00 <Saemon> u in switzerland? howcome?
43:00 <nige> Well, I'd say using the ol' "Care to step outside" cliche is pretty bogan tradie to me.
44:00 <nige> Long story Saemon.
44:00 <nige> A long...
44:00 <nige> Fucked up story.
44:00 <partay> nige how they hangin ?
45:00 <Saemon> its more of a wild west reference
45:00 <nige> Wie hängt was?
45:00 <nige> Which is bogan traide Saemon.
45:00 <Saemon> but i guess that can be argued to be similar to boganism
46:00 <nige> Hey, it's okay Saemon...
46:00 <Saemon> whats nige supposed to mean anyway?
46:00 <nige> Some of my best friends are bogan.
46:00 <nige> Nige....
46:00 <nige> Nigel
46:00 <Saemon> i keep on thinking of the N word
46:00 <nige> That's my name.
46:00 <Saemon> oh
46:00 <nige> Tja.
46:00 <Saemon> why are u named nigel?
46:00 <Saemon> u got no friends?
46:00 <Kynetic> man
47:00 <Kynetic> these guys get way too excited about gardening
47:00 <nige> See, that's why I left Australia Saemon.
47:00 <Saemon> andalites love gardening
47:00 <Kynetic> i used to think nige was a dick
47:00 <nige> Because of narrow minded bogan tradies like you
47:00 <Saemon> what do u mean nige?
47:00 <Kynetic> but he's actually a pretty cool guy.
47:00 <nige> Kynetic, let's not suck each other's dicks now.
48:00 <Kynetic> nige noone needs to know
48:00 <Saemon> is switzerland the same country as sweden?
48:00 <Kynetic> yes Saemon
48:00 <nige> Yes...yes it is.
48:00 <Saemon> their name sounds sorta similar
48:00 <Kynetic> they both have snow.
48:00 <Kynetic> so they must be the same.
48:00 <ness> noooooooooo
48:00 <nige> Well, there wasn't much snow this year, I have to say.
48:00 <ness> they both start with S
48:00 <ness> S also stands for stupid
48:00 <nige> I think it snowed like... 1-3 days.
48:00 <Kynetic> it does?
49:00 <nige> Global warming I think it is.
49:00 <Kynetic> are you saying that swiss and swedish ppl are stupid?
49:00 <Saemon> ah i knew it, cuz sometimes countries can have 2 names
49:00 <Saemon> eg united kingdom - england
49:00 <nige> That's right.
49:00 <nige> Like Netherlands...
49:00 <Kynetic> welllll
49:00 <Saemon> united states - america
49:00 <nige> And Holland.
49:00 <Kynetic> the united kingdom isnt really england
49:00 <Saemon> etc
49:00 <Kynetic> the united kingdom is england, scotland, wales and ireland.
49:00 <Kynetic> northern ireland anyway
50:00 <Saemon> well excuuuuuse me professor atlas
50:00 <Kynetic> heh
50:00 <Serenity> :>>>>>>>
50:00 <Serenity> <<<<<<:
50:00 <Kynetic> (•_•)
50:00 <Bastardly_One> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfsYSPCNWCw
50:00 <Kynetic> ( •_•)>⌐■-■
50:00 <Kynetic> (⌐■_■)
50:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: XTC - Making Plans For Nigel (Remastered) (Nov 24, 2012) 4:16 - Category: Music - 23,796 views - 205 likes (100%), 0 dislikes (0%)
50:00 <Serenity> yeahhhhhh
51:00 <Saemon> omg game of thrones who watched it yesterday?
51:00 <Serenity> i didn
51:00 <Serenity> t
51:00 <nige> House of Cards is way better than Game of Thrones.
51:00 <Serenity> because im not gay
51:00 <Kynetic> Fuck the King!
52:00 <Saemon> Fuck the Queen!
52:00 <Saemon> why is jamie lannister already back in kings landing?
52:00 <Kynetic> there is no queen yet
52:00 <Saemon> in the book he doesnt get back yet
53:00 <Saemon> there isnt ever gona be a queen i reckon
53:00 <Saemon> my prediction is daenaryhs would die
54:00 <Pieter> k sexiness is off to bed
54:00 <Pieter> nite
54:00 <Kynetic> so..  youve read teh books
54:00 <Kynetic> but you dont know what happens.
54:00 <Kynetic> do you get distracted by the big words?
54:00 <Saemon> what do u mean?
55:00 <Saemon> yeah sorta
55:00 <Saemon> i have to look at the dictionary everytime i come across new ones
55:00 <Kynetic> and then you see 'tits'
55:00 <Kynetic> and get excited.
55:00 <nige> I was just watching the Game of Thrones promo.
55:00 <nige> Looks...
55:00 <nige> hmm$
55:00 <nige> How shall I say this...
55:00 <HS^> fuck
55:00 <partay> does GoT live up to the hyperbole ?
55:00 <Saemon> hehe cersei and daenarhys raunchy bits do get me horny
56:00 <nige> A little homosexual.
56:00 <HS^> i quit my job, apt, sold car in NL
56:00 <Saemon> when i read them
56:00 <HS^> and now im stuck
56:00 <Saemon> lol
56:00 <HS^> in this ddamn 
56:00 <HS^> place
56:00 <HS^> why
56:00 <HS^> did i come here
56:00 <HS^> trap
57:00 <Saemon> i cant wait to see more of GOT
57:00 <Saemon> see what happens to theon greyjoy
57:00 <Saemon> what is dead may never die!
57:00 <HS^> should i go back
57:00 <HS^> now
57:00 <HS^> or wait
57:00 <HS^> is entire australia
57:00 <HS^> like sydney
58:00 <partay> http://www.news.com.au/world/north-america/smart-cars-flipped-over-in-spate-of-attacks-in-san-francisco/story-fnh81jut-1226877974950
59:00 <Saemon> HS^ where are ou atm?
59:00 <Saemon> where are you*
03:00 <Kynetic> lol partay
05:00 <PietSAsleep`DUhhh> Ride a sheep duhh
16:00 <HS^> Saemon sydney
16:00 <HS^> Saemon, i came and thought i could work an IT job (software dev)
17:00 <HS^> quit my job in netherlands
17:00 <HS^> feel so fucking stupid 
17:00 <HS^> obviously locals get preference
17:00 <HS^> but the market here is pretty dead
17:00 <HS^> yet your gov says theres a shortage
18:00 <HS^> got PR visa for this country, i mean its all real pretty and all , but it seems like a money scam to me nwo
19:00 <doctor> We're pretty cool, stay awhile and soak in the surroundings
19:00 <doctor> please don't leave
21:00 <nige>  HS...
21:00 <HS^> im here only 1 week now
21:00 <HS^> but real hard time adjusting
21:00 <HS^> (sydney)
21:00 <doctor> If you can't find work don't see it as a bad things, many Australians can't, and if they could they wouldn't anyway
22:00 <HS^> maybe its to quick
22:00 <doctor> maybe just a little home sick
22:00 <HS^> it s just i dont even know why i came here now in the first place
22:00 <HS^> they asked on the airport if i were to work on a farm
24:00 <mattyd> i had a job lined up in software dev before i left uni
24:00 <mattyd> if your good youll get a job but i'm not sure if employers like 'PR'
24:00 <doctor> I worked on a farm, it was terrible
24:00 <doctor> Why do they expect people to want to work on farms?
24:00 <stebie> farmville does not count
25:00 <doctor> Then again they can't extradite me
25:00 <doctor> It was a farm actually, and I'm being honest, It wasn't very good
26:00 <stebie> i was joking doctor, sorry :P
26:00 <doctor> plus most farmers have very little work to offer now
26:00 <HS^> <doctor> Why do they expect people to want to work on farms?
26:00 <HS^> because thats how all the shitload of backpackers here
26:00 <HS^> can extend their visa for a year
26:00 <mattyd> yeah fruit pickers
26:00 <HS^> why dont eployers like PR?
26:00 <doctor> haha yeah, I'm just trying to get at a point here
26:00 <doctor> It's a stupid idea and just goes to show this place is run by idiots
26:00 <HS^> how does it work here? i scrapped the PR and "Dutch" part from my CV
27:00 <mattyd> idk maybe they do like PR, and they don't want to employ people on student visas were they would hav to do some paper work or something
27:00 <HS^> but obviously if i get invited for any interview they will find out
27:00 <HS^> im on skilled visa..
27:00 <HS^> but that doesnt make a difference
27:00 <HS^> "Dutch" = bad thing here?
27:00 <doctor> nope
27:00 <doctor> as long as you're white, you're alright
28:00 <doctor> Trying to understand the difference in culture might be difficult though
30:00 <doctor> I'm still trying to figure this place out and I've been here all my life
31:00 <fawks> If I lose myself tonightttt
32:00 <fawks> ITLL be by your sideee
32:00 <mattyd> HS^ have u only started applying for jobs 1 week ago?
32:00 <Serenity> weeeee
33:00 <HS^> mattyd
33:00 <HS^> yes
33:00 <HS^> but the thing is, i dont get replies
33:00 <fawks> How are you?
33:00 <HS^> i scrapped the PR/Dutch thing now
33:00 <HS^> but my real doubt is
34:00 <HS^> how much time should i give this
34:00 <Serenity> im better
34:00 <HS^> 1 month before i head back?
34:00 <Serenity> calmer than this arvo anyways
34:00 <fawks> Good
34:00 <Kynetic> why are you in sydney?
35:00 <Kynetic> sydney is shit
35:00 <fawks> Cos I live here jerk
35:00 <fawks> :D
35:00 <Serenity> lol
35:00 <Kynetic> no HS^ ya cunt :P
35:00 <doctor> HS^ if you've only been here a week, I think you're just a bit home sick
35:00 <mattyd> you cant expect any HR department to call you back after less than a week?
36:00 <mattyd> they probably havent even closed applications yet?
36:00 <HS^> but
36:00 <fawks> A what
36:00 <fawks> What's a hot pocket 
36:00 <HS^> i feel so fucking stupid and useless here
36:00 <fawks> Is that pizza
36:00 <Kynetic> you've got google .. right?
36:00 <fawks> No
36:00 <Kynetic> do i have to explain everything?
36:00 <fawks> I dont have to internet
36:00 <fawks> The*
36:00 <Kynetic> of course not
36:00 <Kynetic> why on earth would i think you would have the internet
37:00 <Kynetic> fuck what a stupid fuck i am.
37:00 <Kynetic> srsly Kynetic.. you jerk.
37:00 <Fez> Shes in syd. No net there silly :p
37:00 <Kynetic> theyre still using cups and bits of string to make phone calls
38:00 <fawks> Hehe
38:00 <fawks> COS ALL OF ME
38:00 <fawks> LOVES
38:00 <fawks> ALL OF YOUU
38:00 <stebie> aw ty
38:00 <BaD^BOY^69> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cB979KMd6h4
38:00 <BlackDevil> Youtube: Compton Menace - Streets ft. Mistah Fab (Aug 26, 2013) 4:00 - Category: Music - 7,046 views - 57 likes (96.6%), 2 dislikes (3.4%)
38:00 <fawks> love your curves and your all edges all your perfect imperfections 
38:00 <Fez> Thats a bit modern kynetic
39:00 <Kynetic> Fez only if they use plastic cups
39:00 <fawks> Ty love
39:00 <Fez> I see
40:00 <Kynetic> i just wanted to be closer to you faux.
40:00 <faux> :D
40:00 <Kynetic> this way when you want another hot pocket you can just reach into my vagina and grab one
41:00 <Bastardly_One> a hot pocket from a hot pocket
41:00 <Kynetic> i find its the best way to heat them up
42:00 <Fez> I need beard extensions
42:00 <Kynetic> that would just look strange
42:00 <The_Baron> I find the best thing to do with a hot pocket is throw it in the bin
42:00 <DemonsRun> Beard extensions
42:00 <The_Baron> taste like poop
42:00 <DemonsRun> I bet you could buy em somewhere
43:00 <Kynetic> not if you make it yourself The_Baron
43:00 <The_Baron> well this be true
43:00 <The_Baron> but wouldn't that just be a mini calzone?
43:00 <Kynetic> doesnt sound as good when you pull it out of your vagina
43:00 <Kynetic> ppl think you've got a strange disease
43:00 <The_Baron> this dough is more yeasty than usual :P
44:00 <Kynetic> "oh i just pulled this mini calzone out of my vagina" "WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCCCCK?"
44:00 <Kynetic> tell em its a hot pocket and everything is fine
44:00 <Kynetic> must be the marketing i guess
44:00 <Fez> Everyone likes hot pockets
44:00 <Fez> They keep your hands warm n shit
45:00 <doctor> HS^, you'll be fine
45:00 <Kynetic> sometimes when Fez is cold he just sits in my vagina
45:00 <Fez> I did it all last winter
45:00 <doctor> that could work
45:00 <Fez> It was heaven
45:00 <Kynetic> i didnt even noticew
46:00 <Kynetic> til he popped out in spring
46:00 <The_Baron> https://soundcloud.com/earwax-jam/simply-put-wip
46:00 <Fez> You tried to name me
46:00 <Fez> Remember
46:00 <Kynetic> yea
46:00 <The_Baron> made sum tekno
46:00 <Kynetic> then i realised i hadnt had sex in 6 years so you couldnt have been my baby
46:00 <Fez> I laughed and walked away with a hot pocket
47:00 <Kynetic> actually i think thats what gave it away Fez
47:00 <Fez> I had to give u a hint
47:00 <Kynetic> yeah im a bit dumb ay
47:00 <Fez> Im not a complete cunt
48:00 <Fez> A bit?
48:00 <Fez> Fuck
48:00 <Kynetic> only 95% cunt ay
48:00 <Fez> Alright mate
48:00 <Shadowgate> im drunk and fez is funny
48:00 <Fez> Thats me
48:00 <Shadowgate> Fez your funny
48:00 <Fez> Im not funny though
48:00 <Shadowgate> lol hhaahhhaa
48:00 <Shadowgate> that was funny!
48:00 <Fez> Fez is fez
49:00 <Shadowgate> you saying your not funny was funny!
49:00 <Fez> :/
50:00 <Fez> Who is this guy?
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